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Orange Peal 1923

College yearbook. 88 p., 29 cm.

Albany College

Orange Peal staff

1923

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Twenty-four LURAL CHARLES BURGGRAF "Laurel"
Objects strongly to being called tJ1is but he
is bound to win them with his musical ability. Is
the star performer fo1· the Tay-Bur-1'ee outfit
anrl act~ as president of the Literary Society in
th~ absence of the leader.
MARGARET RODESIDE "Peg.gy"
ls one of the unfortunates ( ? ) who do not
feel like supporting a middle name. She is very
often seen occupying the front seat of a large
car, especially on Sundays. Gets a '!dck out of
education ancl enjoys memory tests.
LYON LEROY LA WREN CE "Lion"
Never sleeps during student body meetings or
any other assemblies. Always ready to talk
about anything, a.gainst anybody. Has a hard
t-ime getting to chapel, but .a harder time looking
after a girl. But he manages to draw good
grades, play tennis and baseball.
MABEL FRANCES HOW ARD
il'label has no nickname and we wouldn't cla1·e
say much anyway, as she looks this stuff over.
However, we will say th.at she sure can put the
stuff over the footlights and draw more laughs
than "Charlie." Bright, a good sport, and has a
pocket full of new ideas. . - -.. -- -- --. ------------
T\-\E 1 9 2 3 ORF\NGE PEF\L
HAROLD LAYTON SHEDD "Wood"
Js the most studious of the Juniors ancl majors
in .Eng·tish. A :;pecial favorite with 8liake and
the other poets. Never fusses or does anythins
improper. The only man in Albany College wh'J
always w-iars a ~t,iff collar.
FLOR1NE EWTNG FINNELL "Flora Dora"
Is :-:nothe1· ccn:icienticu·s objecto1· to nick­
names, but. the A. G.'s get away with it. She
Jearn-ed to r.kate at Newport last summer and
succeeded in dusting the rail all the way 'r.;und.
Interested in C. E. work and Student B::dy
parties.
HAROLD JOHN HOFLICH "Had"
Is a habitu:i.l fusser, .alway!: can be relied on
to clo that twic.z a year. Spends the remainder
of the time deciding who the fa,·01ed lady will
be. Has l::een pre:iiclent of most everything ·n
school anl haunts the State Bank during off
hours.
MA O ELIZABETII PTIILLlPS
Mav is the little red-hegdccl girl who get~ ex­
ercis~ by peddling a bicycle up and down Ninth
street. Will live next door to the college next
yea1· and will have the laugh on the rest of us.
Interested in religicus work.
Twenty-five 'l\venty-Six THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
CLIVE MEDFORD SAIZ "Olive"
Just got back from Reedsport, where he tell
the inhabitants about things that are found is
the Bible. He 1s the student pastor at that coas~
city. Usually found acting as chairman of some­
thing 01· other. Le.ads a bachelor existence but
is looking for a house-keeper. '
VERA MAE GREEN
Vern has no nick-name. Is a graduate of the
School of Fussing. C1·eatecl quite a sensation
with her new jewelry. Doesn't expect to be back
next year.
GEORGE KENNETH AUSTIN "G. K."
Has ~een around the halls of the "shillage" for
some tune, but he still pays Junior class clues.
Is serving his fourth enlistment in the National
~uard and still ranks as a buck. Draws a serv­
ice check and has a habit of looking after en­
gaged girls.
MILDRED MAE McIN'l.'OSH "Mack"
Rec~ntly fell heir to a bag full of gold pieces,
?ccord1~g to reports. Wants to be a "lady"
Joui·~ahst, no society i·eporting for hers. Studies
consistently and urnally journeys to Portland fol'
the week-end. There's a reason. ~,~ THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
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Lural Burggraf
Lyon Lawrence
Margaret Rodeside
Mabel Howard VERNON GIBSON I-IE1·DERSO1 "Hendee"
Is the guy who wrole all lhis nonsens..?.
Agrees with everybody, but is going away on a
Jong vacation around the first of June. Back
again next fall.
EDWARD ELLIS SOX "Soxy"
Has a terrible time keeping his dates sti aight,
also his bank account. H-a says he studies about
eight hours a clay, hut we think he l:luffs abi:;ut
eight more. Re is a born politician and k<?pt
athletics going at the college this year.
. President
Vive-Presidl!n t
Secretary
T1-easurer
'l'wenty-seven MacCaulou
Eberle
Keilsmeier
H:itch
1\venty-,eiglit Braden
Rose
Pfeiffer Mc Cresson Taylor Thomp.wn
McClain•
Lake
Jenks Wnlter MacCaulou .
Minerva B1·::iden
hcnncth Thompson
~slie
McDaniel
Coie THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
CLASS OFFICERS
Kendall
Blair
Phillips Ryder
Cox PresidP.nt
Secretary
Trea~ul'c1·
MacDonald
Twenty-nine Thirty Olene
Van Winkle
Brown
01"1: Rice Jackson
Stewart
DeVaney
Densmol'e Rohl'bough·
Robnett
Pierce
Tracy Leonard Olene
Olga Jackson •
i\·larie Rhorobough
Jen}cs
Butler
Zimmerman THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
CLASS OFFICERS
Van Winkle
Fockler
Allen . President
Vice-President
Secretaty and T1·easurer
Herman
Hayes
Cooley
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Thh-ty-three THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEA_L _____ -==~~;~
Editor-in-Chief .
Business Manager
Aclve1-ti!,i n.g Man age 1: Orange Pea\ Staff
Assistant Advertising Manager
Assistant Advertising Managet·
&ties Manager
·Associate Editor
Organizations
.Athletic
Art
Art
'l'h1·u the Keyhole
'l'hru the Keyhole
I• acuity Advisor
Seniors
,Juniors
~ophomores
Freshmen
Thfrty-four Mabel Howard
Harold Hoflich
Grace Leslie
. L.-011a rel 01 ene
. Clive Saiz
' Glenna McDii:niel
Minerva Braden
Florine Finnell
hvine Ros~
Ardis Eberle
W.alter iVIacCaulou
. Leonard Olene
Clifford Zimmerman
Miss Elizabeth Irvine
Mrs. Irene Grigsby
Vernon Henderson
. Irvfo Rose
James Van Winkle ~:~~=-_____ T_H_E __ 1_9_2_3_0_R_A __ N_G_E_P_E_A_L ____ ~~~;~
McDaniel
Olene
Van Wink!e Howard ORANGE PEf\L STf\ff
MacCaulou
Finnell
Eberle Hoflich
Braden
Zimmerman
Saiz Leslie
Rose
Grigsby
Henderson
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F oreY\sics
Hoflich Mrs. Childs Grigsby Lawrence Saiz
While Albany College did not have a debating team this year the students took
a keen interest in oratory, making it possible for us to have .an entry in the regular
1. 0. A. 0. contest as well as the Peace contest.
In March the college entertained the annual contest of the Intercollegiate Ora•
lol'ical Association of Oregon. The entertainment was up to Albany's standard and
Lhe college folk have received many notes of appreciation from visiting delegates. The
arrangements were handled by a large committee of students headed by Clive M. Saiz,
president of the association for 1922·'23. Mr. Edward Sox was elected secretary of
the State association for the year 1923·'24.
Mrs. lrean Grigsby l'epresented the college with her oration, "America's
Strength." Mr. Harold Hoflich was the orator for the Peace contest. His subject was, "Patrol the Road."
Lintield College canied off the J1onors in the old line contest and the ortator was
aw?tded a bronze miniature of Lincoln. 0. A. C. won first place in the Peace contest,
w_luch was held at Willamette University, with Clive Saiz in cha1·ge as State Chairman.
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Thirty-seven Football
DAN LAWRENCE, Coach JAMES VAN WINKLE, Manager
HUGH MASON, Captain. .
lhe football season for A. C. was late in startin!?. but thel'P. is 110 dnnht that
under eno1:mous pressure somethin,g must burst. So it happened-a squad of freshmen was orgaiuzed.
• '!'he fit'st iame was PhLVed b:v th.is squad on thP. 20th of Or.tober with tl1P. Dallas High School at Vallas, which re.:.ultecl in a victol'y for "Albany."
Then on the 23rd of November a squad of "A. C." men shouldered P.acific Col­lege on Albany's field. The result being-a score of 12 to 0 in A. C.'s favor. The line-up of this team is as follows;
Looney . Centei· On-. R. Encl
Steincipher R. Guard :Mason Quarter Back
Harold Sox . L. Guard Cool~• R. Half
McDonald • L. Tackle D. Lawrence L. Half
Van Winkle • R. Tackle vlene Full Back
lJloom • L. End Rich and Hollis Utility
• :'\.II the games played this season were won by our beam. A great amount of
crecht 1s due the co.ach (D. Lawrence) and team fol' their efforts.
Tl1i.rty-e.ight THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
Bloom ancl Van Winkle
:,teincipher and Cooley
Sox and Henderson Basket Ba\\
Center
Forwards
Guards
Utility Olene
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• hools during ~he season o • The above team m.:!t the followmg sc I Pacific Dental College. ,. • h tl O A c Freshmen anc · 1.,ollege, Monmouth, Ph1lomat , ie • • • from Shedd
• . Rook te.am won two games Also mention mi,ght be made_ that ~u1 River High School.
High School, and the g·ame played with Rogue
Thirty-nine The
ORANGE PEAL
1923
Published Annuall\j b\j the Alban\j College Student Association
ALBANY, OREGON Fout· THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
Foreword-
The Albany College po1-trayed in th~se
pag2s, the stories, told in wo1·ds and pic­
tures, ai·e but the outward form of the Al­
bany College which we know and love. The
!>pirit of Albany College, tl1e frienclshipo:: we
have made, the associations we hole! dear,
are recorded only in the book of memory.
If this book serves in any measure to keep
the hand of time from dimming memo1·y's
pages, its mission will have been fulfilled,
and it will not have been published in vain. Six at,.-- THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL _____ ~_-_;za Si''..:~~~-------------- ~
11'1 appreciatiol'I of her Ul'lselfish il'lterest, her
whole-hearted co-operatiol'I il'I studet1t activities ,
and especially of her rare tll'lderstandit1g of studel'lt
nature we respectfully dedicate this vohime to
MARY CAROLINE VAN WERT at~ THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL s=•~-=~------
Seven THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEP.L
BOOK I.
BOOK II.
BOOK III.
BOOK IV.
BOOK V. ADMINISTRATION
THE CLASSES
ACTIVITIES
ORGANIZATIONS
THRU THE KEYHOLE
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Twelve THE I 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
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Thirleen Ml'. C. L. Fullel'
Mr. A.C. Condit
»fr. J. C. Irvine
Mr. C. C. Bryant
Judge J. W. Maloney THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
Board of Trustees
Class of l !123
Electric Building
Oregon Ruilding
Fi1·st National Bank
Cusick Bank Building
218 Main Stl'eet
Rev. W. H. Nugent, D. D.
ll!r. E. B. Williamson 204 E. Twelfth Street
Albany State Bank
Mr. C. E. Sox
Mr. L. E. Hamilton
Mr. Fletcher Linn
Mr. John A. Shaw
Senator B. L. Eddy
Mrs. Boudinot Seeley
Rev. W. W. MacHenry
Hon. Frank J. Millel'
Mr. John E. Wheeler
Mr. M. McDonald
Mr. William Fot'tmiller
Mr. J. H. Ralston
Mr. P. A. Young
Rev. S. W. Seeman, D. D.
Dr. Wm. W. P. Holt Class of J 92:I
First National Bank Building
Hamiltons' Store
Sparling Building
530 West Third Street
740 Patton Road
1483 Belmont Street
Class of 1925
Albany Iron Works
Yeon Building
Fortmiller Furnitui·e Co.
Ralston Electric Supply Co.
First National Bank
760 East Seventy-first Street,N. J•o1·tland
Salem
Lebanon
Albany
l'endleton
l'ol'tland
Albany
Albany
Albany
Portland
Albany
Roseburg
Portland
Portland
Albany
Portlm1d
Orenco
Albany
Albany
Albany
Portland
Medford THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
CLARENCE WILSON GREENE
A. B., A. M., M. Pd., Ph. D.
Futeen a{~ THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
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'i\' ALLACE HOWE LEE, D. D., LL. D.
A. 8. amt A. M., Williams Collllge; llni­
vcrsily of California
Professor of Psychology, Social Sci­
ences, Ancient Languages.
MISS ELIZABETH IRVINE
A. B. and A. M. _Muskinghum College;
University of California; University of
Chicago.
Professor of English.
!:;ixteen RAYMOND E. BAKER, A. B.
George Washington University; Kansas
Christian College; University of Oregon.
(PL"ofessot· Baker has pt:actically fin­
ished the work for the A. M. degree at
the University of Oregon).
Professot· of Education. THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
MRS. ADA V. TURNER
Gracluate of Swanley Horticultu1·al Col­
lege, F. R. H. S., London, and Malovern
School of Domestic Science, Lonclon,
England.
Professor of French. MTSS MARY C. VA11 WERT
A. B. nncl A. M., nive1·sity of
Minnesota.
Professor of Biology.
HAROLD J. IRVJNE
A. l3. Albany College, '21; M. B. A.,
Northwestern University.
Professor of 13usin-es Science and
Economics.
Seventeen THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL __ _
:\'IRS. CHARLES CHILDS
Cheney Normal School; Emel'son Sch col
of Oratol'y.
P1·ofessol' of Public Speaking.
LEON WALLACE MOORE
D. S. C. E. and C. E., Coi·ncll Colleg-:i.
Professor of Mathematics, Spanirh.
Surveying. •
Eighteen E. R. FOCKLER
A. B., Juanita College, Technologif,t with
the Aetna Explosives Company
Ath!etic Coach and Professor of Chem­
iStry and Geology. ,,;;;: ·-THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL ------
B. S., CARLTON K SOX
Albany College; A. B. and A.
Stanford Unive1sity.
Professor of Business Law.
EDWARD L. HUMPHTIEY
Albany College, A. B. M.,
Instructor in Ma-thematics and Science WALTER LOWRIE VAN NUYES
Wabash College; A. B. and M. A.,
Jnsti-uctor in Mathematics ancl Science.
Princton &!minary.
Instructor of Religious Education.
MRS. KATHRYN ENSEY BLACK
Pupil of Mme. Melba, 1913; William
Claire Hall, 1909-12; Robert Bois~ Car­
son, 1912-lG; J. Ross Fargo, F. X. Arens,
1919-28; Evelen Calbreath.
Instructor of Voice.
Nineteen THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL___ ~~
ARTHUR A. LYDELL
Cil'a<luate of North Park College School
of Music, Chicago; Piano and Organ,
Augustana Conservatory, Rock faland,
111.; pupil of LeRoy B. Campbell, Wal'­
l'en Conservatory of Music, Wal'l'en, Pa.
l>irector of School of Music, Piano :mcl
Pipe Or.gan.
MAY TRAVIS
Ward School of Music
Instl'uctor in Piano. 'l\vent~• HELEN M. CAPLES
Student of _Abby Whiteside, New York,
N . .Y.; David Campbell, Portland; Thilo
Beeker.
Instructor in Piano.
ISABELLE A .. STEELE 1 ~-, Oregon Agricultural College.
• tu<hed under Prof. E. 0. Splizner and
Chal'lei. South, Portland, Ore.
Instructor in Violin. at,~ THE 9 2 3 ORANGE PEJ\l Sll.._ __________ _
SENIOR
JUNIOR
SOPHOMORE
FRESHMAN
Twenty-one ~~----THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL_~
Senior Class Will
S • Class cf Albin\' Ccl!en-e citv of Albany, County of Linn, State We, the emor . -. ,, • • .
or Oregon, emg 111 ou1 1 " " b • • • +•·ht •ncl sound minds do here and r.ow declare this to be ou1·
last will and ter.tament.
We the cla ~ of 1923, do hereby beCl_ueath:
To A;bany Colleg-a, our beloved Alma Mater, our sincere g·ratitude. That success
may attend her in lhe futu;e is our deepest wish. .
• To the Faculty we I ave our deep appreciation and g..-atitude for thei1· help,
r.oun~·al and gui<lnnce during cur years cf as~ociation with them.
To the Junior Class we bequeath the right to be di,gnilied Senio1·s and to occupy
1 he back r.cats in the chapel. To them ·we give the right to have a sup•arior air, and
to get out of exams. the last semester. To them, our friends of th·a past three ~•eal's, we wish all success.
To the Sophomore class we bequeath the right to be Juniors. They ~hall env)
t.he Seniors and look down upon the Freshie::.. Have patience, you will be Seniors some
1!ay. Better not c.hange to secr.n<l person.
To the Freshmen we bequeath the rig·ht to be honorable Sophomores. To them
~hall the next year's Freshies be accountable.
To Vernon Henderson we do bequeath a hook of "Rules of De,havioi- foi· Chapel."
We advise that he study especially the part which deals with be_havior when visitot·s a1-e present.
To the new President of the Literai-y Society we bequeath the right to take the l~ading part in all the plays put on by that Society.
To Alta Mae Brown w-a bequeath the right to h.ave Harold Shedd act as her pri­
vate secretai·y, to juggle her elates so that she may have a little time to study.
To Kenneth Thompson we bequeath the use of the old library room for one hour
each morning in which to do his thinking ~o as not to bothe1· the rest of the class.
To Florence Pierce we ~ive the p1ofessorship of an advanced cl.ass in vamping
fur the benefit of next yeal"'s Freshmen. We gu.arantee good results.
To "Billte" Lake and Vera Green we bequeath the right to wash dishes and sweep floor for friend "hubby" ad infinitum.
To Arlie Hatch we bequeath the t·ight to mafotain an establishment of his own and have all the parties he wants to, a:; Clive did thfa year.
• To Gr;ice Leslie we give the advice that she take lessons from Florine Finnel! 111 how to act propei·ly at all times, and that she profit thereby.
ti ~o Harold Hollich we issue a demand that he get together a special edition of all ie mac scenes from Shake~peal'e for the use of Mabel Howard.
'l'o Marjorie Ti·ac~• we l·•g th ti · h C
men a E. T 1 • ~ uea ie t·ig t to have week-end dates with 0. A. • • s I ma ay or lu:s had this year.
In witness whei·eof we have inscrited our names and affixed our seal, this, 5th ilay of June, in the year of our Lord, 1923.
Twenty-two THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
RAYMOND E. FISHER
University of Oregon '20.
y. M. C. A. '21, '22, '23.
Clas President '22, '23.
IP..EAN YANTISS GRIGSBY
Orator '23.
May Queen '23.
Glee Club P,esident '21.
Gil·I;;' Qum·tet '21
Seci:etar~, of the Seudent Body, '21.
Y. W. C. A. Pl'esident, '22.
Play, '22.
Literary Society Secretary, '22.
Senior Editor, '2::l.
DANIEL E. LA WRE ICE
Football, '20, '21, '22, '23.
Basketball, 'Hl.
Track, '19. . . '?
Treasui~r Athletic Assoctation, -0.
·Football Manager, '20.
President Litera1·y .Society, '20·
President Student Body, '22.
Forensic Manager, '21.
LILLIAN MARGARET PORTER
Maid of Honor, May Day, '23·
Choral Society, '22.
Secretary-Treasurer Senior Class, '23. S..6J11GRS
Tw---nty-three THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL a~ THE l 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL ~~
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May Day
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COMMITTEE IN CHARGE OF MAY DAY
Ardis Eberle Olga Jackson
Lul'al Bu1·ggraf
Forty-two Forty-three ----------~~ THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL le: s,- ------~~
Globe Theater
i;:cio .
,lnck Pl'eston .
Arthur Howard .
Abel Preston
Pollock "Brown's IY\ T owY\"
A comedy in three .acts-pi:esent,ecl by
THE EUNETIAN SOCIETY
Direction of Mrs. Charles Childs
CAST
Worth Ca,<?w
Lettie P1·eston
~uzanne Dacre
Freda Von Holl~nbeck
Primrose . _
PLACE-The p . t tes on country home.
Grace Leslie, Manager.
Porty-four Decembe1· 15
February 25
Vernon Hencler~on
Walter lVlacCaulou
. Edward Sox
Donald On
Ronald Robnett
Ardis Ebe1 le
Faye Lake
.Mildred Coie
Marie McClain ►
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Dramatics
i\'IRS. CHILDS
The Department of Dramatics is new in Albany College. The trustees realizing
the important place that d1·amatics is taking in the educational pre.gram of today,
t?lected Mrs. Charles Childs to take charge of the Department of Dramatics.
Some very good work has been done this year. Dramatization of the Bible, ex­
ti·acts from Shakespea1·e, mocler1t short plays, costuming and make-up were studied
dul'ing the course of the year.
'l'he books of the Bible which were dramatized were Ruth, Jonah, Esther and
Oaniel. The com t scene and casket scene from "The Merchant of Venice," and some
scenes from '"I\velfti1 Night" and "As You Like It" we1·e the extracts of Shakespearian
c,i-ama studied.
"Feed the Brute," by Paston; "The Deacon's Hat," by Marks; "The Trysting
Place," by Tarkington; "Enter t.he Hero," by Houghton; "The Gentle Jury," and "Joint
Owners in Spain," are. the modern plays studied thjs year.
Forty-five Tl-IE 1 9 2 3 9 R_A_N_G E P_E_A_L ____ __:~~-~:~
Sept. 18. A. C. becomes scene of life once more.
19. Regi~tration. Many new students seen, cut<': 'n otherwise. Reception .at Pres­
bytenan Church following convocation tervice. "Lilliums" royal hostess.
20. ~nflicts many and varied. Old boys lined up in hall taking notes on new
girls.
21. First ~hapel service. Mrs. Seely speaks about first 25 years of life. Fresh­
m~n gJrls ,~rimping. Two cut out upperclassmen. New teachers pass scru­
trny by l• 11·st National Bank.
22• ~tuclent body meeting. F,·eshmen gathe!"ecl around museum looking at spec­
imens of their ancestors.
26• Lillun_is vamps Collins. LIBRARY FOR STUDYING! Tremont Hailers sup
on Willamette beach. 'l\vo mere maids pestered ~he big boys.
26. Beginning of flood s h l cl . . . . . • op s c osete m chambers, also Juniors. One Prof.
im~iates another m nite life of A. C.
27• ~oaks and Rookesses tremble visibly before the Bulletin Board. Mr. Hamilton
gives College class diimet at U. P. Church. Several Frosh fuss.
28, Written 1·ebellion fro F . h Rose F . _m ios • Announcement of $50.00 prize for A. C. from
estival. President Williams' touching far-awell.
29• ~tude~t body gather .at hain to bid Mr. Williams good-bye Y. M. and Y. W. ieception. Frosh come • I . • • exams alth f f in < roves. Why the Unity'? Many passed entrance • , o ew ussecl.
30. Don goes h ome. Why, expectancv?
teachers chaperone at Fa· . • . II. First wearing of the green. T, o
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Oct. 1. Tremont Hall gets new recol'd. Its a record breaker. Had still keen on
blonds.
2. Two Frosh guilty of great crime of fussing and rnfusing to wear green so
are tended to. Liternl'y Society meets and new members taken in. •
3, Marion Stewart gets phone cull iiml retu111s to chapel amid knowing smil-cs
and all dre.,secl up.
4. One little Freshman miss has sore hack; "tell me why." Misses McC1·ossan
ancl Jenks escorted to -edge of town and allowe<I to play in hay mow.
5. Inmates of Tl'emont Rall leave for fair and get it "for fair" on returning.
Verdant hP.adgear in evidence now.
G. Y. W. i'deeting all(I afterward delegation go to fair and get f1ee ride on
merry-g·c-round. Twenty pile in Oakland on way home. Grace and Peggy
have their privileges taken away.
7. No school this P. i\1. and all to go to fair. Grace and Peggy SW)' in ( ?) all
nite. One wee Freshman led astray.
S. Mai y Ann and Elva visit.
9. Lack of electricity causes cowbell's merry tinkle. Mr. Moore Jocked out and
Miss Hatch very nervous for fear he'll miss his class. Rul-as for Tremont
Hall !.aid down.
10. Fros.h hide ccats of upper-classmen. Geraldine gets l'llf and Volena falls
for her. Upper-class g.irls meet at Ardis. Fou1· methods of punishment.
Frof.:h get inquisitive.
11. Frosh think thefr patty grand success. We agree that the jail is an appro­
priate place.
12. Dr. Poling speaks in chapel. Skating proves popular with Frosh.
13. Dr. Duff speaks in chapel. Tremont Hall has slumber ( ?) party. Some very
good-lookers present during patty. Miss Hitch vamps boys.
1'I. Mt·. Moore gentle breaks 11ews of coming vacation. Many sots 1e11d the an.
18. Clive invites Had to Tremont Hall to dinner. We ar·a glctl Had h:id son eth:ng
new.
19. Y. W. hot deg sale. Junior party at Miss Irvine's. Judging from tl1e noise,
they had a good time.
20. Football boys leave for D.allas, wi tful, stepful of girls do r.ot phase boys, i:.s
they win 20-0.
21. What attraction had Monmouth for a prof? Freshmen party chaperoned by
tardy Junior at Labanon.
22. Prof. lVIoore preaches at Lebanon. Dr. Lee Preaches at Mill City. i\'Iiss
Logan returns on 10 A. M. train wHh mal, and suitcase.
23. Y. W. speaker, Miss Taylor, at chapel. Meets girls in evening at Brackm_'s, .
Tremont Hailers exit b~ck door and ,get in before matron, to her c.hagrm.
Miss Hatch's favorite. saying is "Oh, are they in?"
24. Lyon is a full sized atom by now, returns from convalescing. Clive retmns
with bottle for G1:ace and she give part to Dr. Lee •
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25. Or. Lee tells of radios. He clutches mu~it· from ail· when
defeating Williams 2S-0. he hears of Yale
26_ B-2ginning of Don'!: (uture. Clive claims Don' darling mustache should make
:i deep impression at Aurora.
27. Masque party at College.
28. Mis Logan. Still searching for clean-u11 committee which is not much in
evidence.
30. Clive moves, takes Marc as guardian.
31. HallowP.'-en and strange noises are heard.
Nov. 1. Hallowe'en very much in evidence. A. C. very uniquely clecoratecl by skillful
interior decorators. What brand of P rfume cloes Miss Hitch use in her
l~rench room'/ Gilbert Lovell speaks to Student Body. Volena takes 1(_0 T.
to Jefferson.
2. Rev. Sp2ncer speaks in chapel. Hanclwl"iting- on ""all cause of no History
class until recalled from Library.
S. Queen Est~r given at First Church.
6. Gorden to be fuithet· initiated, but Eugene f1 iencl saves his life. Anatomy
students shaking. Y. \\1. and Y. W. followed by skating party.
8. College skate, Ruth and Arley fall fot· ~ach other fa:;t and furious.
9. Tremont Hailers have oyster feed.
10. Peggy goes to Gervai~. Boy·s inquisitive as to why. A clog's visit to clmpel
more fully appr-eciatecl by students than faculty. Dr. Lee says collie does
not agree with chapel period.
11. Bunc_h ,goes to P. U. Dan meets old Tremont Haller there. After all try
unsuccessfuly to guess who, he tells us it's Wanda.
12. Surveying class leaves for Quartzville. Boys at Club have piano. Walt has
notion to take music lesson5.
13. Miss Ruddy speaks in chapel. Literary Society sees Marc court and marry
Grare.
14. Miss Hitch essays to fix radiator in library and entertains E. H. class.
rn. Several pledge pins seen. Grace and Pegg·y go to musical, but M.s.; Hitch
shows matronly air on the.ir return. Dan gets .a hair out. Ask 1'remont Hall,
sweet essence of Stacomb.
16• ~rench II sighs and groans heard in halls from 8-8 next day. Vera Green
<hsplays her brilliancy in tuture le~sons.
18. Quite a few go to o A c Th O C • rr • • • ree . A. . guests return for chnnzr at ,.re-
mont Hall. Miss Crawford's cold leaves quickly.
20• Mr. Baker postpones E. H. test. Girls' meeting. Grace and Peg.gy lead strang-er and suitcase astray.
22. Some will have to , ' ·t k \\eai· more than one coat of paint to keep warm, altho 1
ma es some people hot. Some have beauty more than skin deep.
26. Cliff and R tr . 0 is are expensive children. Fine! Fine!
28. School out for vacation at 12. Cl1!a1· campus soon after.
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Dec. 5. During vacation :Wac visited A. C .. bringin some of our old students for a
glimpse. Many old A. C.'!'. seen here fol' vacation.
6. Lagg·ing a1HI lingering steps up B1·oaclalbin. Clive must have indul.ge<I at
Seattle during· Thanksgiving from evidences.
12. Snow! snow! snow! The Fi·e;chmen once more enjoying themselves and get
A. C. credit for perpetrating great invention of jitney sleighing.
14. Scenes of much e:<citement ancl 0urry. Marc and Clive entertain al home.
Re.al chicken t,arnales, for Had finds a feather.
1G. Great day, "Brown's in Town." Clive give5 A. C. some scandal now.
1s. Clive again !':plurg·es, but gets as big a surprise as give5. New Heat.-ola
makes wide circle of fri1!ncls.
19. G. K. steps out and livens up again.
20. Miss Crawford announces engagement to Mr. Hudson of East. Farewell din­
ner at Hotel Albany for Miss Crawford.
22. Vacation. Students leave for home.
Jan. 2. Vacation endeth. Many sleepy lookers, too much watchful waiting.
3. Appearance of new musciian. Dark-beware ye blonds!
3. Game at Philomath, 28-7. Where are the son.gste1 s? Willie still lh:kle.
Makes trip to game last 80 miles.
S. Wi.llie and Lyon invite.cl to le.ave Tremont Hall. Marc's bandoline massage
would be a good ad for hai1~dressing parlor at A. C.
9. Grace parts from earrings.
10. Change of janitors shed your top coats! Science club org.anizecl.
13. Beaten by Dentists, but it was worth th•a money.
14. Peg finally anives, the storms in eastem Oregon will have to be looked into.
16. Chapel speaker compliments women 011 being able to guide conversation into
interesting channels. Use resourcefulness and self-confidence with a self­
reliance 01· otherwise han.g on. New frat pins gleaming on certain lapels.
19. Played Philomath, 53-G. Entertained them with chili to warm them up.
21. First open-house at Tremont Hall well attendee!.
22. Miss Hitch has tea for Profs. and select students ( ?). Announces her en-
gagement ancl departure.
23. Marc and Clive advertise for a housekeeper, specifications by requeSt
24. Exams begin. Miss Hitch thinks Willie's talk is unladylike.
27. Shower for Miss Hitch. G. K. says he never meets anyone when he goes
walking in the moonlight.
29. Flunk day. Joy removed by unsuspecting free will of profs.
30 '"I f Ne,v scl1eclule is full of conflict-• 1, any new faces seen, also many rowns.
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31. Tryouts in oratory, lrean wins. i\farc and Lil I ian tied ( who'd a' thunk it of
them)?
Feb. 1. Clive is )ivin~ model for drapery in dramatics class.
6. fire at A. C. Grace and Peggy remonstrale with loafers of fire department.
Marc )eaves for home.
7. Dr. Lee orders music stopped to l-all us that there ai-e four beats to the
measure in 4-4 time.
12. Faculty recitfll, David Cm11pllell ,1ssisti11g·.
13. St. Valentine's day. Who sent Wftlt his little Valentine?
15. Cliv-2 entertains committees for orfttorical contest at his home.
bors close)), censor Clive's housekeeping.
16. I3ig George Wash.inglon and St. Valentine party. The neigh-
l!l. Walt has company. Mt·. Baker promulgates new fashion of collarless attire.
24. Soph party .at Min~rva's.
25. "Bi·own's in Town" cast goes to Scio.
28. Another committee meeting at Clive's.
,Viar 1. Science Club has first meeting anrl is well attended, althoug:)1 basketball team
is on tour.
I-'ifty 6. Tremont Hailers go to tea, but Miss Irvine is human ancl serves ice cream
and cake.
Classes e..xcused at_ 2 P. M. so studes may cle.an up bu.ilding. Rains, so F1:osh
get out of cleaning the campus. Oh, well, the green m~ght run.
!l. Clas~es dismissed . af~er chap-al. Visitors escorted over campus. Business
meetmg held at Chve s (who cleaned up his domicile). The contest began at
7 :30. Afterwards A C 's ba t 1 t I l • • • nque as e< so ong 1t was early when all got
home. Was Dr. Lee up as late at Newberg last year?
lO. F~lse alarm sen~ in at college, firemen surprise Ed and Willis in lab., making
pietty flames with an alcohol lamp.
11• Marie goes alone to B. Y. P. U "Oh wl1er· h I h 11·ttle Don gone?" • , e, o , w 1ere, as my
12. Glenn, claims it's great to be free.
15. Gordon and Kenneth sport fuzzy sweaters.
l!l. Elect Ire.an May Queen.
20. Spring has came-many evidences.
want vanilla? B. C. has frat feed. W'Ji,y does Cliff
21. "Oh, isn't it cold?" hear I . . t on all sides. G1tls celebrate spring.
27. Campus Da" w 1 ~· On(erwhvsoma f w I b rewarded by eats er . · ny pre er ednesday? Busy litt e . ees
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April 3. East-er Vacation over.
5_ Science Clu\J realizes ~hort refreshments. Vera Green announces engagen>ent
to Alpha Gammas.
JO. 1 ew staff of profs. Mabel 1,rives test in Shakespeare, Ruth lectures anti
Minerva lets them have much needed study.
J7. Mr. Baker talks to fre•z7.ing st.uclents in Shakespeare <'111ss a\J,>ut love anrl
how he used to help dry the dishes before he was maniccl.
18. Peg leads 01·chestra.
19. iVIiclnight oyster feC'<I at dorm, following play practice and studying.
20. Play cast of "The Gentle .lury" go to T!lngent and g·et ice cream for rew::ircl.
23. Ladies' night free at the Tent Show. Many gfrls have chances.
24. Billy receives his daily journal.
26. Alpha Gammas meet for sunrise breakfast.
27. Had .gives oratio11 in chapel. Many go to Salem to hear contest. Zoo class
leaves for 1ewpoi-t. Dan and 1\•Iinerva seen ]rnnying by. Willis craves lunch.
30. T:·emont Hall has 1Voncle1ful alarm clock. A!ik Irvin.
:\'Jay 3. Committees bustling for great day which is coming.
4. i'ifa}' Day dawns bright and fair. Many blushes caused by Queen's proclama­
tion.
7. Dr. Lee gives history of the Haystack Monument.
9. Clive entertains oratorical conte!>t captains at hilarious feed. Girls start out
with bug and lane! at club.
10. Clive enertains Y. JVL cabinet :it Tremont Hall. Dr. Lee gives Virgil final.
11. Dean Lee enterta.ins the Juniors.
12. Tennis team wins at Monmouth. Eel goes hack willingly to see big brown eyes.
16. "Never rains, IJut what it pours." Invitations out for showers for A. C.'s
bride elects.
19. :Miss Irvine ente1·tains the seniors.
21. Literary meeting ,good. Had and Ed enjoy th-eil' dde very much. ( ?)
24. Junior-Senior banquet.
28. Violin recital.
31. Exams begin. Six clays shalt thou study and on the seventh cram nnd then­
June 1. Flunk! Annual College and Community dinner. New president arrives.
Run.ah for our side!
3. Vesper service addressed by Irvin Custer is last rally of all students, followed
by Baccalaureate service.
4. President's dinner for Senior class. School of Music gives annual recital.
5. Meeting of Board of Trustees. J>rocession wit,h commencement address by
Rev. W. H. Nugent of Portland. Confening of diplomas and degrees.
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The C\imbir1g of Clevelar1d Rock
May 28, 1922
De, vou 1·eme111bel' thnt fail" morn in May,
Wh~n we left our campus clear,
Forsook ou1· books and cla!"ses gay,
Ancl in campers' 1·ole
Trudged beside U1e irisecl-fielcts of i\'fay '?
Up, up over a forest trail
Until a m~ghty river we behold;
He1·e we make our camp,
And as night draws near
Light the darkness with a bonfire bright,
Sing the songs of clear A. C.,
Make mu~con ourcombL
And, as the glittering stars appear,
Lay us down to rest on moss~• beds.
At break of dawn the climb begins,
Up, up the trail awinds,
Tlu-u a templed grove of hemlock trees,
Where oxtails wllite and shining Oregon g1 ape
W.heere oxtails white and shining· Oreg·on gi-ape
Bedeck the forest floor,
And trilliums white peep from banks of snow.
U1>ward, still upward, o'er the winter's snow,
We went our wea1·y way,
Till we find a tiny mountain stream,
Abloom with Alpine flowers.
Here we pause to cl!'ink the cooling· drink,
Then on and on, till the Rock i~ reached
Steep is the ascent to the rocky crest,
Begirt with hardy fems and gclclen lily bells.
At last our goal is attained!
Behold a vision rare!
The snowy peaks of Oregon stand
Like silhouettes against the blue;
Hood, Jefferson and the Sisters Three
Three-Fingered Jack and Mary's Peak.
While all below-the hills and the valley
Lie wrapped in a haze of blue.
Then aloud we cry,
"No dream more lovelv than this
'rhe stillness of snowy· mountain;
Of forests green nnd skies of blue."
Written by Mary Caroline Van Wert. THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL ~~ -----------~-~'le
Fifty-three Harold Hoflich
Lural Burggraf
\'era G1·een
Lyon Lawrence
Uan Lawrence
Marion Stewart
Walter MacCaulou
E. R. Fockler
.James Van Wit~kle.
Vernon Henderson
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President
Vice-Pr-esident
Secretary
Treasurer
Senior Representative
Freshman Representative
Sophomore Representative
Athletic Council
Director
Football
"Basketball E<lw.ard Sox
Irvin Rose
Lyon Lawrence Baseball
Track
Tennis -THE 1 9 2 3 ORANGE PEAL
Henderson Rodeside Burggraf Green
EuY\etiaY\ Literary Society
The Eunetian Literary Society had a very profitable year. Some very good pro­
grams were given thl"U the course of the year. One of the main features of the pro­
,l!'rams was the guest soloist who entertained us on eac_h program.
One play, "Brown's in Town," was given at the Globe Theatre and at Scio.
The following officers served during the year:
Vernon Henderson
Lura! Burggraf
Vera Green .
)largaret Rodesicle
Marcus Kie\smeier
Mabel Howard .
Miss Elizabeth Irvine President
. Vice-President
.Secret;ll'y
Treasurer
Chaplain
Literary Critic
Faculty Advisor
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Suclt an organi1.ation as the Y. M. C. A. has held .a uniqu•e position in student
life_ about the campus. Altho hanllicapped in many ways, we are proud of the work
ach1evecl. 'l\vo very notable things, besides speakers and the like, have been the ad­
vanceme~t of the Eu_ropean Student Relief and the organizing and sponsoring of a
strong High Y. Club m the local high school.
~he foll~wing officers have been elected for the coming year: President Harold
Sox; Vice-President, Marcus Kielsmeier; Secretary, Arlie Hatch; Treasurer, Clive Saiz.
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Finnell Braden Howard Green Coie
The Y. W. C. A. did not ha,•e a:. active a year as usual owing to the (ailure of the
old leaders to come back to school, making it necessary for new, less expe1·ienced girls
\o lake the leadership. However, we are looldng forward to a good yea1· next year.
Mildred Coie was our representative at Seab-eck last year. Olga Jackson will re1n·e­
sent us this year.
The cabinet which served this year is as follows:
Mildred Coie .
Minerva Braden
Mildred McIntosh
Mabel Howard
Mabel Howard
Florine Finnell
\'era Green . President
Vice-President
. Secretary
. Treasurer
Under-graduate Repre~ntative
Pro.gram Chairman
FinanceChairman
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1 he ScieYlce and Arts C\ub
During the yea1· 1922-'23 there was conceived in the minds of some members
of the Student Ilocly the desire to organize a club where pertinent and timely matters
of scientific interest could be discussed. Accordingly an informal club was formed and
meetings held with the consent and under the rules approved by the Student Body
Association.
We believe t.hat the club has filled a very pronounced need in the intellectual
life of the College. The sci~ntific thought of the College has been crystalized in these
meetings and the interests of the members enlarged anrl expanded. The Club looks
forward to a year of increased usefulness.
. The officers are: President, Leonard Olene; Vice-President, Olga Jackson; Sec·
retary-Tre~surer, M,rs. E. R. J.:'ockler; Faculty Advisor, Prof. E. R. Fockler.
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Howard
Finne11 Taylor Rodeside
Leslie
McClain
Pfeiffer Coie McDaniel
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:\'lr. M. H. Acheson, '02
Mr. Edward Umph1·eys, '22
i\'I iss Kate Stewai t, '12
Mr. A. Delma1· Gildow, 'JO A\umY\i
. President
Vice-President
. Secretary
T1·easurer
Mrs. R. W. Williams (Frances French, '22)has resigned as Treasurer of the
Portland Presbyterial Society after four years of faithful and efficient service. She
will soon leave Portland, moving to Reedsport, ~•here Mr. Williams is building a jetty
at the mouth of the Umpqua River.
Miss Edna McKnight, '07, who has been engag·ed in journalisitic work in Port­
land the last three years, has gone to New York to continue her wonk. ,She has con­
tributed to a wide field of newspapers and magazines along the Pacific Coast ancl als;>
in the East.
Rev. Fred W. Neal, '08, and Mrs. Neal are expected home this summer on fur­
lough from the Mission station at Sakbayeme, West Africa.
Rev. Grover C. Birtchett, '11, has accepted the pastorate of Trinity Presbyte1·ian
Church of Portland while at home on furlough from the mission field. Mr. and frs .
.I:.:irtchett spent six years in Bogota, Colombia, South America, and expect to return
to their work there next year.
Mr. Stanley Van Winkle, '12, has accepted the pastorate of the Presbyterian
ChU1·ch of Lebanon.
Irvine Custer, '15, and Mrs. Custer (Ruth Knowles, '15) have retumecl from
Mexico, where Mr. Custer was engagecl in Y. M. C. A. work, on account of ill health.
Mr. Custer is now doing good work for his Alma Mater as Field Secretary of Alb.any
College.
Miss Helen Lee, '19, has been teaching mathematics in the Albany High School
<luring the past year.
Miss Maude Daniels, '20, has been teaching at Arlie.
Miss Ruth McDaniels, '21, is in Albany this winter.
J. Harold Irvine, '21, received his M. n. A. degree from Northwestem University
last year. Mr. Irvine is now teaching in Albany College.
Miss Helen Grigsby, '22,-has b~en teaching at Walterville the past year.
Rev. J. J. Canoles, '22, has graduated from San Anselmo and has been called
to the pastorate of the Piedmont Pr-esbyterian Church, Portland.
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The years had gloomily begun
For Willie Winters, a poo1· man's
Sun.
He was be;.eL with bill and dun,
And h-e had very little
Mon.
"This cash," he said, "won'L pa~• my clues;
I've nothing here but ones and
Tues."
A b1·ight thoug·ht struck him and he aid,
"The I"ich Miss Goldbrick I will
Wed."
But when he paid his court to her,
She lisped, but tirmly said, "No­
Thur."
"Alas!" he cl"iecl, "tl~n 1 must die!
I'm done! I'll drown, I'll burn, I'll
Fri."
They found his gloves, his coat, .his hat­
A coroner upon him
Sat."
Prof. B.: "What .are you doing-learniltg anything?"
Grace: "No, sir; listening to you."
Billie Blair: "It is no longe1· propet to say 'rubber-neck'-say 'locomotive.' Do you se-e where that comes in?"
F1·ancis D.: "No."
Billie: "Why, at ~he depot, of course."
Harold Poling: "What were you and Helen talking about last night?"
Gordon Mc.: "Oh, about our kith and kin.''
H.P.: "Yeh, I heard you say 'Can I have .a kith?' and she said, 'You kin',"
Mary had a little dog;
It was a noble pup-
It would stand upon its hind legs
Ji you held its front legs up.
Hercules would feel cheap if he could see the number of people that support domes nowadays.
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AGAIN?
Harold Shedd (benevolently): "I feel keenly fo1· you, Florine, but slill you
know there is a comforter for you."
Florine Pierce: ''Oh! What's his acldress ?''
Glenna: "I hea1·d you singing· this morning."
Cecil Cox: "f was :;inging a little to kill time."
Glenna: "You have an effective weapon."
WE G lJESSED IT, TOO
Dr. Lee: "Let's sing·-'I was a wandering sheep'."
Billie Lake (stage whispel'): "Oh, I know that."
One day as I chanced to pass
A beave1· was damming a river,
Arni John Densmore, who had 1·un out of gas
Was doing the same to his flivver.
Act 0. 01.
(Scene-Tremont Hall dinner table). (Enter Lyon L.)
Don: "The Champion Bowler, behold!"
Arlie: "The Champfon Holder, l)e bold!"
OH DEAR!
Don: "Wasn't Miss Irvine an old bear this morning? What was she crabbing at that poor kid for?"
Clif: "She just told him to go to the lib1·ary and fish up a dog-eared copy of
Lamb's Tales. We'd better duck or we'll be the next g_oats."
MISS IRVINE'S RHETORIC CLASS
Miss Irvin-e: "Has any one read 'Les Miserables?'"
Erma T.: "I have."
Miss Irvine: "Diel you skip thru the sewer system?"
Dan: "Teacher, what is that story you told us of a lady who swallowed a l'ibbon ?"
Mrs. Childs: "I didn't tell any such story."
Dan: "Yes, you sai(l the lady went to the window and tlU'ew up the sash."
Ml'. McDonald: "My son, do you know l1ow many hair-pins I found in the car this moming ?"
Gordon: "But, dad, 1--"
Mr. Mc.: "Shut up. Either get a girl with bobbed hair or pick them up yourself."
Volena: "My bones ache."
Ruth: "Yes, headaches are a nuisance, aren't they?"
Not many boys are homeless, but some are J1ome less than ot_hers.
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DON'T-
Marry a girl named AnnP., becau~e "an" is an indefinite at"ticle.
Go joy l"idin.C?: with anyone you wouldn't be seen dead with.
Take Margie to a show-she's liable to move ove1· .and let some
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Try to carry acid on a filter papel' either, lV[ar.gie.
!,lips may be seen in the librnr~·­
"Getting Marl'ied"-Harold Shedd.
"A Defense of Cosmetics"-Alta Brown.
"Fair Harbor"-Margie Tracy.
"Sun Chaser"-Volcna Jenks.
"The Great Experiment"-Mir.s Hitch.
"Overlooked"-Ed Umphrey.
"Child Training"-Marie l'lkClain.
"Romance of a Flapper"-Florence Pierce.
To him that Hath-Billie Blair.
I Have Only l\'lyself to Illame-Willii:-.
A Little Captive Lad-Don On.
The thots of youth-Cliff Z.
The Optimist-Rex Buttler.
The Man Who Did the Right Thing-Clive Saiz.
A Desperate Character-Harold H.
The Possessed-Monroe Cooley.
The Insultecl and Injured-G. K. Austin.
. The Humbug-L. Olene.
Real Property-V. Henderson.
Signs of Sanity-Gordon Mac.
Change Partners-Ed Sox.
Wisdom's Daughter-Mildred Mac.
Cockoo's Nest-Tremont Hall.
Flaming Youth-Louis VanWinkle.
Lass o' Laughter-Lillian Porter.
Etemal Masquerader-Walter Mac.
Above Suspicion--J ohn Densmore.
The Sheik-Kenneth Thompson.
This Freedom-Glenna McD.
An Errant Wooing-Arlie H.
Perfect Behavior-Ray F.
l'os~e::::;ion-Melvin C.
Caesai-Ol' Nothing-Erma Taylor.
P,,r the Honor of the School-Harold Sox.
On a Banana Peel-Grace Leslie.
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Prof. iWoore: "What effect does the moon hnve on the tide?"
Walter: "I don't know what effect it has on the tied, but it has an awful effect
011 the untied."
Mr. Baker, in U. S. History-''l have gotten togelher a hort paper on Jack­
son's Mar.-iecl Life-J w.ill mention sevei-al of l1is duels-one and insepai·able."
Grace Leslie is very generou with her affections. The gi·ocery boy is the iast one of lhe list.
Our track team will accomplish one great "me.at" this year because Cecil Cox
is going to enter track for reduction.
Rome Peclcller-
Bill Blair peddles his way to Monmouth ev·ery "week-end."
Grace-"Donald's new mustache tickle~ everyone."
Glenna-"It doesn't tickle me any; it just tickles Marie."
Lillian Poi'ter (to Vera Green in the Huh)-·'How's the chick-en today?"
Vera-'Fine; how's yourself."
Judge (to Prof. Ba'ker, who had been SJJeeding)-"Ten dollars or ten clays-take your choice."
Prof. B.aker-"I'II take the money, Your Honor."
We wonder if the guy who paints those Holeproof Hosiery advertisements from life gets paid besides.
Madon Allen-"! sent a quarter to the fellow who advertised to tell you how lo take out wrinkles in the face."
Ma1·ie McClain-"And did he tell ~•ou ?''
Marion-"Yes, he did. He said, 'Walk out in the open air at least once a day and the wl'inkles will go out with you.' "
J'ide ?" Instl'ucto~· (to chemistry student): "W,h.at is in the sea besides sodium chlo-
Cooley: "Fish."
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Go1·don-"lf I got $1.00 for every time I went to Chapel I'd have 50 cents by the
end of the year."
Friend Wife-"You have a terrible cold, dearest."
Pt·of. Fockler-"! caught it on a fishing t1·ip."
Friend Wife-"Did you get your feet wet?"
Prof. Fockler-"No, I slept in a cold barn."
Fi-iend Wife---"Next to the draft horses, l suppose."
He used to walk in the moonlight with one arm full. Now he walks in the bed­
room with both nrmsfull.
Clive Saiz-'Conductor, do you allow drunkards on this car?"
Conductor-"Keep quiet and nobody will notice you."
"The next person who inten-upts the chapel proceedings will be sent home,"
declared Dr. Lee. "Hu nay!" yelled Cooley.
Prof. Fockler-"What is ordinarily used as a conductor of electricity?"
John Densmore-"Why er-r-r-"
Prof. F.-"Correct. Now tell me what is the unit of electric power."
John-"The what, sir?"
Prnf. F.-"That will do; very good."
Ardis E.-"Do you know why I refused you?"
Tompson-"! can't t hink."
Ardis-"You guessed it."
Dr. Lee (in Bible class)-"How did the Queen of Sheba travel wh~n she went
to see .Solomon?"
Rowena (when no one answered)-"J think she went by steam cars."
Dr. Lee-"Did she? How did you find that out?"
Rowena-"In the second verse it says she came with a very .great train."
Clive (as toastmaster introducing a well known speaker to guests) said-"You
have been giving your attention so fa1· to a turkey stuffed with sage. You are now
about to give _your attention to a s.age stuffed with turkey."
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Don Robnett mys he wauld join the l<-J(-K's but he can't find a clean ,=heet at his
house
Lyon (Fixing a punclure<I lire on a country road) "Darn these chickem· wilh pin
feathers."
Mr. Moore: (Putting si~n on board) '•'Wanted a boy lo milk and cll'ive :rnlo.11
Lyon-"Oooh, wouldn't.. it be fun to go on cur honey-moon in an ai rphnc?
Grace: " 1ope, I'd hate to miss the tunnels."
May Phillips-"Oh ! I can't b2 a pret1 .. v girl as one of my knc~s is cro-:>kecl."
Mr. Dalwr to his Shakespeare class-" At what ag·e is a man mos I. attrnctive '! Per­
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Fot· College desiring a Chapel speaker, we nominate 01· suggest-Lyon Lawrence.
hvin Rose
Sal on a Canada thistle­
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Speed Boy
Clive-"We1:e you ever pinched for going too fast?"
Ken Austin-"No, but I've been dappecl."
Cliff. Rich-"This room r-cmincls me of a prison-
Hotel Clerk-"Well sir, its all a matter of what one is use to.11
Don't Know Him
Had Irvine answered the p)1one and a voice inqt1ired-"Who is this?"
Hacl readily reco,gnized Esta's voice so hz answered, "The smartest m:m in the
world."
"l l:eg your pardon," murmerecl Esta, "I have the wrong number."
Absent Minded Prof. in bath tub-"Now whnt am I in he1-a for?"
Judge (giving 5cntencc)-"Thirty days or fifty dollar:;."
Souse-"Eetter give me the fifty, Judge, that II keep my wife from nagging me
about where I was last night."
If lhe bathing beauty were looking for a elate would the water meter?
"Oh, I say what's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?"
"Easy; a centipede with chilbblains.11
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"Entrance Requirements-Four year high school course nncl
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Professional Course?-'Four years of hard work in all lhe ::.ub­
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intersh.ip.
Warning-0.:teopathy docs not offel' any short cut or snap
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same must put in live yea• s of good hard work. Osteopathic
trai.1ing offerer) in our recogniied schools is cqu.al to the hest
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"My heart is in the ocean" cried lhe poet.
"Ycu'vc get nw beat," said hi!. scasi<'k friend as he leaned over the r::iil.
Once to every college woman
Comes tile moment to clecicle,
In lhe fig·ht fo1· grades or frat pins,
Will sh,a think or be a bride?
I" knead the every hour," s::mg the God-fearing· baker, as he mixed up anolhe1·
batch of dough.
"Income tax," g..-umblecl the c:upet, :is dad get b11sy with his hamme1·.
Lady-"How much will I have to ])fl)' for a pail' of silk J1o~e ?"
C!serk-" Abcut two dollars."
Lady-"They come rather high don't they?"
Clerk-"Yes, tut i-cmember, your a rnther tall lady."
It wo.s midnight on the Ol'<!an
And was slorming to beat the band.
But the s.ai!or didn't mind it­
He was i;itting on dry land.
Who is the baby that Mildred Coie takes for an airing every day?
Why does Had Hoflich blush every time his sojourn in Eugene the week-end of
M:t}' li-7 is mentioned?
Conundrnms-
Why is Grace Laslie like Diogenes?
Why did McDonald and tl1e Puppy-Dog suddenly leave chapel on the morning· cf November 10th?
What woulcl the inmates of Tremont Hall do without music?
Why does it take f oui· years of colle.ge to find cut that a girl in a taxi is worth two on a bus'!
Who w.as that girl that went into the bank and asked for a check toak for a lady that folds up in the middle? .
Are th<? bleachers we hcnr men talking about peroxide blondes?
Where die! Marie learn so many songs about twilight and dawn?
Monroe-"Most families have a black sheep."
'Willis-"Y~s, and they t1 y to keep it dark, too."
Miss VanW.-"Oh, .Mnrcus-there's tomething wrong with the keyhole of my door."
Marcus-"AII right, Miss VanW., I'll look into it this evening."
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j Fraternity and club life is happy and wholernme. Social life is ample, and events
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, Student Enterprises. Student publications include a daily, the Barometer, ! four or five technical periodicals like the Oregon Countryman, and the Student En­
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Marie R. ccrsed to get her les'"ons?
Walter came to b1~akfast on time?
Donald 0. stayed awake in church?
Doc. Lee lost his voice?
Lyon and G1acc quit scrapping?
Dan ancl Minerva started scrapping?
Jimmy V. W. had only one girl? 1{,1-1s-Jl"l-M1-'l•---1t1-11!,1-.n-•-•---~-,i+
Coach Fockler forgot where he graduated?
Ken Austin ev-er got enough sleep?
Prof. Humphrey couldn't quote?
Prof. Irvine didn't &ay "burn midnight oil"?
Clif Z. turned woman hater'!
Peggy tu1 ned brunette?
None of us had to work?
Walter (pinning together a g1asshopper's heacl, a criclcet's body and a butwr-
fly's tail, ancl wishing lo fool Miss Van Wei t)-"What kind cf a bug is this?"
Miss V. W.-"Did it make a humming sound when you picked it up?"
Walter-"Yes."
Miss V. W.-"Then it must be a humbug:."
Leonard-"J don't think I should get zero en this pap-ar,"
H. lrvim:--"Well, _I don't either, but that's the lowest I could give you."
Dr. Lee, in Latin 1-"What is a dog?"
Don Orr-"lt's an irregular verb." .
Dr. Lee--"All right, give me th~ principle parts."
Don-"Dogo, dogel·e, Kiyi, Puptus."
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