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Orange Peal 1924

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Published Annually by the Albany College Student Association
ALBANY, OREGO ~BE BRR--A THE ORA~GE PEAL 1924 F& 33~ BH;(Ql
Pour Foreword __
A long dark nigbt; then dawn
In sparkling splendor falls upon the clouds,
The rosy radiance leads the daylight on,
And from the Sisters. clears the hazy shrouds.
Thus see we written in the brilliant sky
The future of our college clear and bright;
A symbol of old Albany placed on high,
Our answered prayer--the passing of the night.
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Six Dedication
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In appreciation of his unliring elforts in Lhe
interest of Albany College, and his whole-hearted
cooperation in student activities, we respectfully
dedicate this volume to--
Dr. Clarence Wilson Greene. TIHIIE
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Published Annltally by the Albany ColleJe tudent Association
ALBANY, OREGON Four -H THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 & --3Bfe--5i;:t.ij
Foreword __
A long dark night; then dawn
In sparkling splendor falls upon the clouds,
The rosy radiance leads the daylight on,
And from the Sisters, clears the hazy shrouds.
Thus see we written in the brilliant sky
The future of our college clear and bright;
A symbol of old Albany placed oo high,
Our answered prayer-the passing of the night.
-C. Zimmerman '2 6 ro:F -H»-8-~ THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 & -Hr?:" -&i~
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Dedication
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In appreciation of his untiring efforts in the
interest of Albany College, and his whole-hearted
cooperation in student activities, we respectfully
dedicate this volume to--
Dr. Clarence Wilson Greene. ~BF-----:-SE9:: 49 THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 a-
Eight CLARENCE ·w1LSON GREENE
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Table of Contents
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Book I ········-- Admirustration
Book II ····-··-················ Classes
Book III ··--············ Activities
Book IV --········ Orgaruzations
Book V ........................ Athletics
Book VI --···············- Literary
Book VII .... Treasure of TTash
Book VIII -····-Advertisemenb,
Eleven Twelve THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
Members of the Board of Trustees
of Albany College
OFFICERS OF THE BOARD
Hon. Frank J. Miller ··············-·- President
Carleton E. Sox -·-····-·----·····-····-·-· Secretary
William Fortmiller -----····-·----··--- Treasurer
CLASS OF 1925
)lr. Wi!Ham Fortmiller ··---·······--·----- Albany
Dr_ Wm. W_ P. Holt ··-·-···-··-···-·-·· Medford
:\Irs. J. C. ElLiott King ··-···-······-·-·- Portland
Hon. F. J. Miller -·-···------···-···-·····-·-- Albany
)Ir. J. H. Ralston ··--···········---·--·····-··- Albany
Mr;;. Fannie 0. Rood -·-···-····--··---- Portland
l\Ir_ J. E_ Wheeler ·-········----·-·······--·- Portland
:\J"r_ P. A_ Young ----···-··-··-·--····-···-····- Albany
CLASS OF 1926
Rev. H_ L. Bo,v-man, D. D_ -····-·---Portland
i\lr. F. I. Fuller ··---·-······-···-··-···-·····•· .Portland
l\lr. J. C. It-vine ·---······--·--·--·-····-···-·· Lebanon
Judge J. W. Maloney ---·······----- Pendleton
Rev. W. H_ Nugent, D. D. ........ Poi ti and
Rev. D. A. Thompson, D. D. -··-·--· Poi tland
1\lr. Wm. B. Wells ······-···--······--·----·- Portland
)1r. E. B. Williamson ··--·······-·-·-····-- Albany
CLASS OF 1927
Senato1· B. L. Eddy --··-···-··--···-··· Roseburg
)1r. L. E. Hamilton ---···········--····-··--- Albany
A.Ir. W. C. Harding --·········--······---· RoS'l!burg
:\fr. Ede Hauser --······---···--···--·--···· Portland
}fr. S. W. Lawrence ·········---······- .Portland
Mr. Fletcher Linn ······------·-·-·····--··- Portland
:\Ir_ D_ A_ Pattullo ---·--······----········- Portland
l\Ir. C_ E_ Sox ······------··-····--··--···-····- Albany
EX-OFFICIO
President Clarence W. Greene _____ .. Albany f8 THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
ALBANY COLLEGE
The Student Self-Help College
of the Pacific Coast
Albany College is a College of Liberal Arts maintaining the following major
departments of instruction: (l) Ancient Languages, (2) Bible and Religious Educa­
tion, (3) Biology, (4) Business Administration, (5) Chemistry, (6) Education and
Psychology, (7) English, ( ) History and Political Science, (9) )lathematics, (10)
:\lodern Languages, (11) Physics, (12) Public Speaking, (13) Sociology.
Literary-Professional Courses are offered cove1 ing the first few college years
of work for students who Llesire to study for Engineering, Medicine, Law, Agriculture,
Teaching, Business Administration, Rome Economics, Pharmacy, etc.
The College School of Music provides insttuction in voice, piano, organ, violin
and professional courses.
The enlarged faculty will consist of sixteen membe1s for the next college yea1·_
All faculty members have received training in standard graduate schools and ful­
rill the standards set for faculties of standard colleges_
The aim of Albany College is a tho1·oughly efficient educational program rather
than large numbers.
:.\faterial additions have been recently made to the laboratory and libra1y equip­
ment_
The student self-help plan of the college prov-ides opportunities for students to
earn a part, and in some cases :ill, of their college expenses. The enrollment of
the college will be limited to the number who can be efficiently cared for on the
self-lielp plan_ Applications for aclmfasion must be filed by those seeking admii:sion
to Albany College.
For further information, wdte to the President, Albany College, Albany, Oregon.
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RAYl\IOKD E. BAKER, Profe.ssor
of Education and Psychology.
A. B., Christian College; A. M.,
University of Oregon.
!'iixteen WALLACE BOWE LEE, Profes­
sor of Latin and Greek.
A. 8., Williams College: A. 1\J.
ibid; D. D. Albany College; grad­
uate work at University of Cali­
fornia.
l\IISS ELIZABETH IRVINE, Pro­
fessor of English.
A. B. and A. )f., )iuskingum
College; University of Califo1-
nia; University of Chicago. THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
LEON WALLACE ".\IOORE, Pro­
fessor of Mathematics and As­
tronomy.
B. S. C. E., Cornell College: C.
E., ibid; graduate work at Uni­
versity of Southern California.
".\IRS. CHARLES CHILDS, Profe;.­
;.or of Public Speaking.
Cheney Normal School; Emerson
chool of O1atory.
CARLTO"N' E. SOX, Professor of
Bu;.ine;.s Law.
B. S., Albany College: A. B. and
A. )I., Stanford University. 3Hl THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 8;'.
WALTER LOWRIE VA~ KliYES,
Instructor of Religious Educa-
tion.
Wabash College; A. B. and l\I.
A., Instructor in )lathematie!'
and Science. Princeton Semin­
ary.
Eighleen DANIEL F'REEJ\lA ·, Professor of
Biology.
Ph. B., Earlham College; Ph. l\I.,
liniver;,ity of Chicago; graduate
work at liniver;,iiy of Chicago.
h'.ARL R. EDLU~D, Profe;asor of
Chemi,;try and Phy;aic,-.
A. B .. )[. S .. Ph. D., Univer:-it)
of California. THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 f+
JUA."IITA H. FLOYD, Professor
of )lodem Languages.
Ph. B., University of Chicago;
A. l\I., Columbia University; Ph.
D., ibid; Teacher's diploma in
French, Alliance Francais; grad­
uate wo1 k at niversity of Heid­
elberg, niver;:ity of Berlin, and
the Guilcle Internationale, WA.RD W. SULLIVAN, Profe.sor
of History and Political Science.
Graduate Kansas State :'11ormal
School; A. 8., University of Il­
linois, A. M., ibid; gr11duate
work at University of Chica.go
and University of Illinois.
RA Y)l0:'11D E. FISHER, Instruct­
or in Accountancy.
A. B., Albany College.
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The School of Music
FACULTY
ROBERT T. BLAlR. Acting D1rel'tor of School of :\lusic and Teacher of \'iolin
and Voice. THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
Student of leading masters of Ami:!rica and Europe, 1ncluding Becker, Gor,lon,
Van Laar, )larteau, Prochow;,ki, Buzzi and Mueller; formerly Director of ::\lusic
in Pasadena City Schools and Junior College; of Conservatory of i\lusic of Idaho )IRS. FIK:KELL, Librarian. Technical fm:titute, and of Kansai:' State Teachers' College. During the World War
,vas State Organizer and Director of Liberty Chorus Work of State of Idaho;
Director of Choru,-and Orcbe;;tra in City of Portland.
HELE.\' :\I. CAPLES, Instructor
in Piano.
Twenty Student of Abby Whiteside,
Kew York. S. Y.; Da,·id Camp­
bell. Portland: Thilo Becker.
MAY TRAVIS, Instructor in Piano.
Ward School of :\lu,:ic. )ITS DENA FROM:\!. Secretary. Hf -Hb--S4J THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 ff -SEF ¾lQJ
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Senior Class Will
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We, the Senior Clas. of Albany College, City of Albany. County of Linn, State
of Oregon, U. S. A., realizing that we are .oon to depart from the halls of this in­
stitution, in which we have labored for the past four years, do solemnly declare this
to be our last will and testament.
We, the Clas;; of 1924, do bequeath:
To Albany College, our best wishes for its future pro::perity.
To the F'aculty of Albany College, our fullest appreciation for their untiring
efforts and ,guidance during our four years of college.
To Miss Elizabeth Irvine, our Class Advi~or, our sincere thanks for her stimu­
lating friendship, and her inspir:ng spiritual influence.
To Vernon G. Henderson, the position of ~neral 1\Ianager, and bathing inspector
for the clishei: at the Elite.
To Juanita Helm Floyd, Ph. D .. a small army cot to be placed in room No. ,
to be used from 9 A. l\1. to 5 P. ~1.
To 11erlyn Young, an appointment hook to assist in keeping her dates straight.
To Raymond E. Baker. one box of 'linen handkerchiefs.
To Ardii; Eberle, the information that Gordon l\lacDonald is Scotch.
To Elizabeth lrvine, the Honorary Degree of, Doctor of 11usic.
To Thomas Swan, the ability to look after himself.
To Ward W. Sullivan, the position of, Janitor of the Library.
To Florine Pierce, 359 point.,; in thP. Department of "Fussing."
To Gordon :.\lacDonald, the title of, "King of the Janitor~."
To Wallace Howe Lee, one pair of hand-cuffs to be worn while on Ea tern
journeys.
To Ardis and Clifford, a radio .et for "listening in."
To Helen )I. Caples, a Shetland pony, for journeying to and from Eugene.
Clive Meadforcl Saiz, to George Broders, his round trip ticket to Poi tland.
Florine Ewing Finnell, to Mildred McIntosh, her appointments with D. Lar-
rabee A. Campbell.
May Elizabeth PMllipps, to Cecil Cox, her "Car.''
Harold Layton Shedd, to Dwight )tacDonalcl, his interests on Washington ,-treet.
Lyon Leroy Lawrence, to Donald On-and Glen Coie, the exclu,.ive right to fol-
low in his Coot-steps.
ln witne,-s whereof we have inscribed our names aml affixed our seal, this 11th
day of June, in the year of our Lo1·cl, 1924. [QJ~ ;;?;?~ 3€/ THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 -
:llAY ELIZABETH PHJLLIPS. Y. W. C. A. '20-
·24; Y. W. C. A., Vice President, '20-'22; Y.
W. C. A. Secretary, '21-'22; Alpha Lambda,
'24; Secreta1·y Alpha Lambda, '24; )1aid of Hon­
or )lay Day, ·24; Secretary Senior Class, '24.
HAROLD LA YTOX SHEDD. Eunetian Literary
Society, '24; Vice President Eunetian Literary
Society, '24; Treasurer Senior Class, '24; Orange
Peal Staff, '24; Y. 1\1. C. A., '24; Treasurer Stu­
dent Body, '24; Student Council, '24.
CLIVE )lEADFORD SAIZ. Y. :\I. C. A. Cabinet,
'21, '22, ·23; Treasurer A. C. L. S., '21; Presi­
dent Y. M. C. A., '21, '22; Vice President I.
0. A. 0., '21, '22; Chaplain E. L. S., '23; Presi­
dent T. 0. A. 0., "22, '23; State Chairman !.
P. A., '23, '24; Treasurer Y. 1\1. C. A., '23:
Secretary I. 0. A. 0., '23, '24; Forensic )fan­
ager, ·24; President Senior Class, '24; Repre­
sentative Committee, '23, '24; President Y . .l\1.
C. A., '24; College Orator, '24.
FLORINE EWL,G FINl\'ELL. Y. W. C. A., '21;
Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, '23; Treasurer Sophomore
Cla:::s, '22; Social Committee, '22; Chairman
Social Committee, '23; Orange Peal Staff, '23,
'24; Alpha Gamma, '22, '23; President of Alpha
Gamma, '24; Queen's Attendant, '22, '23; )fay
Queen, '24; Eunetian Literary Society, '24; Vice
P1esitlent Senior Class, '24; Science Club, '23:
A-asistant College Librarian, '24.
EARL LEE BLAIR GREENE. Albion College,
1919-1921; University of Illinois, 1921-1922,
Spring, 1923; Entered Albany College, 1923;
Football Coach, 1923. Thi,::, my thil,lren, i.s one of the nation',, greatest
men. Thomas H. Ince? No, CECIL H. COX.
Cox i:, an arti,-t-He paints hou,es.
When ARDIS EBERLE isn't in Mr. Baker's room
) ou can find her on the tenni,: cou1 t~. She isn't
happy unle:-s :she's wo1Tying about some cours",
an,I alway,-, happy. She made :\lay Da, a suc­
ce,--. anti incitlentally, get,:; gootl g~ade:-·.
Xo, \r.Rr-.:OX GIBSON HENDERSOX wa,-not one
of the founder,- of the in,-titution. a" was
thought for a while. Hendy's major i,, law.
but '' hether to practice law, or ju,::t to fin,I out
what i,.. "within the law'' i,-as yet problematical.
)IILDRED )klXTOSH b )lis:s Fromm's right hand
man .. Wh). ,he and Dena I un the institution.
Nothmg e,·er happens without )lihhed'i:: know­
ledge. She'll make a good journalist. GRACE LESLIE LA WRE~CE is another Oregon
convert who saw the light and came to Albany.
Authoress of "Bow to be Happy Though )tar­
ried." We know now that its possible.
LYO~ LA WR ENCE graduated this summer but
the Junior etas:; couldn't do without his picture.
Pitches a good game of ba,-eball and i:; the
Echool tenni,-shark.
)llXER\' A BRAD EX i:< about the bm-ie,-t per,on
we know of. Between the Orange Peal and her
numerous other dutie;: she is kept pretty busy,
but she still finch; time to enjoy life.
Introducing )lARCCS CAL\"l:-J KIELS11EIER, Al­
bany's contribution from Klamath Falls. )larc
is a quiet looking chap, but when :;omething
is accomplbhed, investigation ui:ually shows
that he was at the bottom of it.
CLACDE H. KDIE haib from Cottage Giove, where
he sings in the ,'illage choir and play~ ,-econd on
the village ball team. He is the chief execu­
tive of our )Jen',:: Glee Club. T" enty-elght THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
GORDOK )lacDONALD claims to be registered in
p1 e-medic,,. '.\lac ever strives to do two things,
namely-to keep up the standards of the Jan­
itor,,.' l:nion, and to keep out of debt. Suc­
cee1ls in the fo1mer.
Ml LDRED COI E i,, the 1 eason none of the rest of
us can get good grades. The A's are all gone
by the time her card i,: made out.
This 1·eserved looking gentleman is ARLIE D.
HATCH. Arlie coyeretl himseif "ith glory in the
Linfielcl baseball game by slamming out two
homers in one inning, and then going out in
the field and making an impo:,:sible catch. i\Ir.
Chairman. we nominate this man for the Hall
of Fame. \
Dwight McDonald
'.\lonroe Cooley
George Broclers
Rexter Butler James VanWinkle
Lewis VanWinkle
Donald Orr
Clifford Zimmerman Marian Stewart
John Den!,more
Florene Pier:e.
Olga Jackson
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Extracts from the Log of the Good Ship
'Sophomore.'
Captain ···········-·····-·-····· Olga Jackson
Fint J\late ........... James VanWinkle
Steward ...................... Marian Stewa1 t
Purser ············--····-·········· Hugh :\lason
Pilot ............................. Fell Overboard
ept. 17, 1923-Gol under way for a nine months' cruise in search of the Lland of
Knowledg,e. If neces!'ary will trave1 se the Sh ait of Bluff. A. 1.
equipment and small but staunch crew.
Sept. 20 -Sighted hu.ge veFsel flying green flag; overtook her and determined her
to be the ship "Freshman" on her maiden voyage.
Stranger showEcl signs of fight and preparations we1e made to
board her 1:ut she came to terms and agreed to give us he1· sup­
poi t. Will keep her under su1"\·eilliance, however, while in these
water;::.
Nov. 1, 1923-Fell in with two otl1er ves,els from Port Albany, the "Senior,'' and the
"Junior," and all four journeyed together for mutual benefit.
No,·. 27 -Squadron sighted the l\1an of Wai· "Linfield" attacked and demoli;;he,1
her, captured large booty including Championship Chest. Several
casualties reported from Gargling salt water in the celebration
that follcwecl.
Pee. 15, 1923-Crossed equator. Observed the usual rites, although the spirit of Xmas
wa;:: the only one allowed to flow freely. One notable featme
of the entertainment was a reading, "A Week Befo:-ia Xmas" or
i,omething like that by Gordon 1\JcDonald.
Dec 31, 1923-)lade for the Port for supplies. Crew in gcod spi1 its.
Jan. 2. 1924-Set sail, fail-winds, plenty of pro,isions.
-Had Fe,·eial h:::1 cl !:rushes and plenty of 1ough water. All to be expect­
ed at this time of year.
11arch 21, 1924--:\lade port, leaking badly. Inteni:e rnffe, ing among the crew.
1Iarch 31, 1924-Set out on last lap of our cruise. Ship recaulked and cre•v all able
to sit up and take nom ishment.
April 7, 1924-Fair weather pre"ail!;. Ha,en't . ighted the Island of Knowledge yeL
Expect to acccmplish this and make port by June 17.
C. :\1. Z.
Thi1Ly
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Freshman Notes
Last fall, we, as the Freshman Class of Albany College, cro,-,-ed the gang plank
and found ourseh-es aboard the Pirate ship. Not feeling very well acquainted with
lhe Pirates already aboard we decitlecl to stick pretty clo;;e together. Did we do it?
Well 1 guess. Just ask the Upper Pirates if the Freshman Pirates didn't succeed in
putting o,·er one of lhe best Picnics they ever heard of. Best of all they knew nothing
of our whereabouts until it was oYer. \\"hy, do you know, :,;ome of them wasted quite
a bit of energy ancl valuable time when they "hould have been home studying, trying
to find us.
But in place of white caps appearing upon thb rea upon which we had set sail,
we found Green Caps and Green Ribbons. Xaturally, we did not especially appreciate
these emblems denoting our ignorance, but after some of our members had been chas­
ti;:ed because of disobe<lience, we found ourselve;; wearing the 'green.'
Of cour><e we did not ,;top with these few events-in (act. if I ~hould tell you about
all the stunt::-the F,-eshman Pirates have pulled otr this ~-ear and about all their good
time,, the Orange Peal would be increa,ed several volumes. Xevertheless we are a
jolly bunch and frel much better acquainted with the Gpper Pirates and really think
they are a dandy bunch. In fact, some of the Freshmen and Upper Pirates seem to
have become,very well acquainted!
We are aboard thb huge :-hip, lea,•ing Freshman harbor-and we are watching
the wo,·kings of the great ,-hip. We fincl Ambition, Pluck and Pep in Command of
our ponion of the ,hip, anti feel po:;itive that our Company will reach a safe harbor.
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Orange Peal Staff
Editor-in-Chief ···················-······················· .Minerva Braden
Business :\1anager ······••·••········-···•··•············· Olga Jackson
Advertising .\Ian.ager ............. ····-·····. )'larcus Kielsmeier
Assistant Advertising -'!gr. ............ ~l ildred Hart.~ock
Sales )lanager ................... ········-·········•············· Clive Saiz
Associate Editor .................................. Lewis Van Winkle
Ass_istant Editor ···············-··················· Vernon Henderson
Organizations ··········-···-····· .....................•.. Florine Finnell
Athletics ··········-··························· ······-· •• James Van Winkle
Art ·-·························••··•·····························-····· Anlis Eberle
Art Mildred McIntosh
Treasures of Trash ····-······-········· .. Clifford Zimmerman
TTeasw·es of Trash ..................................... Clara Wilfert
Faculty Advisor ·······················-··· Miss Elizabeth lr\'ine
Literary ... ·······························-············· ·-········ Ha1ris Brock
Seniors ··································-············-·-···-··- Harold Shedd
Juniors ····························-·························· Gordon l\lcDonald
Sophomores ··········-·······-····· ··············-·-······ C. Zimmerman
Fre!<hman ···················································-·- l\lerlyn Young THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
Mrs. Childs Clive Saiz
Albany College wa:s not activ!' in the debating realm this year due to the fact
that the students most interest~! ,,,ere cngage<I • • ~, in commercial activities while not
in school.
The secrelary work of the L 0. A. 0. was handled by Clive Ill. Saiz, thi,; making
hi:s third year as an officer in the association. Albany will elect the tieasurer for
the same organization for the year 1924-25.
Mr. Clive M. Saiz represented the college with hi<; oration "America First."
Ko ent,·y was made in the Peace Conte,;t. The Old Line contest was held at Lin­
fieltl and Pacific College was victorious.
The Peace Conte::t was held at the University of Oregon. Willamette univer­
i,.ity_ won fir:<t place. Mr. Saiz managed the contest, having been appointed State
chairman for the ,-econd time, by the national secretary.
America First
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'·These are the days that search men's hearts. Is it America fiist, or i:s it not?"
thu,-spoke the g1eat American \\ ho now belong::; to the ages.
A;. citizen,- of the l!nited State;: of America we boast of our many accomplish­
rrents. It ;seems Lo be an inborn tendencr in our race, to strive continuallv to be
hr,;~ amon_g the nati~ns of the world. \, e are the wealthiest nation; in a l~ng list
~f industrial enterpnses we ate the most progressive; authoritiei, claim we are forg­
ing ahead educationally; religiou,-ly, our nation i;; called Chri;::tian; philanthrop) is THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
unstinted, and few of our poor live in real want; the United State,; was the first
country to advocate the abolition of the licen. ed saloon, passing an amendment to
that effect. During the World War our men were the be;;t trained wan;o1s and main­
tained the highest morale. The que::tion we are now seeking an answer to i,;: Shall
we remain first in pa:-sing the great crucial test of our history?
In early history, people lived a free and easy life with few restrictions. Pa:-·
:-ing hurriedly over the centuries of the ~lol:-iac law we come to the Christian era.
The Galilean brought men to a realization that they had individual responsibilities,
and taught them to live harmoniously with one another and to respect the laws of
the lands.
Since that time the world bas passed through many changes. The value of human
life was trifling a few centuries a.go. Men and women were put to death for small
offenses. Now life has been placed on a higher plane, and is held more sacred. Peo­
ple are not condemned to death for stealing a loaf of bread or for some minor crime.
Though we have advanced in this regard we must travel far before we reach the
goal of impartial justice.
To say we are living in a fast age is merely repeating a phrase that you have
heard a thousand times and have failed to take seriously. )loving at a rapid pace,
we desire to go faster. This is especially true of the twentieth century youth, but
his parent is not far behind and even the grandparents are trying to become youth­
ful-resorting to most unnatural means to gain this end.
It is our ambition to have America fir,-t. When •we mention the phrase we mean
first in all principle!' of ri.ght. But may it not be we are fir,,t in some regards that
would bring to us shame and humiliation.
The motorist today drives his car along well kept highways al any speed he
desires. A highway sign warning him not to exceed the speed limit brings only smiles
a,, he spins along at forty, sixt), ye,-, even eighty miles an hour. The pedestrian
is given small con~itleration, desit ing to cro,;,; a highway, he must think several times
and carefully consider the chance he is taking. ll might be well to make ,;ure that
the life insurance is paid!
All types of people are in this class of speed fiends. The owner of the lowest
priced roadster, to the driver of the late,-t model, high powered, limousine, the farmer
and his flivver, the wealthy merchant with his eight cylinder car, must be included.
Perhaps the latter is more carele"s, as he hope,; that his money will aid him in es­
caping the penalty of the law, e\.~n should he be so unfortunate as to snuff out
a human life while on a hurried drive.
Turning to the South we ;.ee that hideous crime;. are committed in the name of
justice. Our citizens, in their mad desire for revenge, forget the law. A native bom
American, 1lark in color, i,-denied the right of trial and a mob 1lrags him from the
weak arm of the law, and hangs him, or burns him at the ,;take. ls it any wonder
that our representatives in foteign courts are often embarrassed when they are
a,-ke1l to explain such deeds? ~P-*.FF 83 THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 FF ..g~ -<ii~
Again, every city throughout the length and breadth of our land ha to face the
problem, of the hellish fiend, who, thinking more of the almighty dollar than of the
life he wrecks, sells deadly drugs to our high school boys and girls, the office clerk, the
young matron or the young bu,ine. s man, who, haYing tried the dope, demand more
in a short time. Thes_e creaturns are a menace to our country, as they have lost all
respect for human life. Shall we rontinue to have millions of lives wrecked in this
manner and again be fir t?
Only a few yea1·s have passed since the enactment of the eighteenth amendment
to ou1· constitution. But during this ~hort space of time it has probably been the most
violated law in our Jami. )lillions smile at the mention of prohibition today, thinking
only of the ext1 a dollar.;; that must ~ pair! for the purchase of liquor.
Many an American home is teaching the principles of lawlessness by manufactur­
ing home brew. Others think nothing of serving liquor, obtained from some retail
hootlegger at several dollars per, to guests, at a dinner party. It is not at all unusoal
to find a bottle hidden in the office safe, or in the book cas_e in the pru·lor, to say nothing
of the handsome i:ilver flask carded in the hand bag, or in the hip pocket. America,
i:; in this regard, the great law-breaker, yea, violator of her sacred constitution-yei:,
the very first.
Columns are written about .:1 imes committed by juveniles, but practically noth­
ing is said concerning the responsibility for juvenile delinquency. When American
citizens lower themseh·es to the point of supplying school children with illicit liquor,
it i little wo~der that we have a growing multitude of young criminals. The coun­
try is £hocked to read of a booze pa1 ty among high school students in a middle we,:tern
metropolis. That is only one that gained publicity-others are occurring daily. The
student morale is being severely taxed by the inroads of these law-hating, mone~•-mad
fiends.
You are familiar with the members of modern society who idle the hour;; away.
0, how they are idled! The male of the species, whom we are forced to call man, in
his desires for pleasu1·es, spend many hours in the company of women, single, or
more often married, and br his flattery and winning manners, deceive!:' them, and
eventually wrecks their lives. You know, too, the idle woman, who for love of adven­
ture, endeavors to attract the opposite sex, and by her charm and physical allure­
ments, cause him to forget self and all that is dea1· to him. By such as these, is
the sacredness of our homes destroyed.
One other class which I almo ·t hesitate to mention, has developed largely on
account of the abnormal condition!:' imposed by the World Wai·. Seli-sacrifice has
been succeeded by relf-indulgence; he1oic restraints and deprivations of the war have
been followed by a total abandonment of self-control. The feminine members of
this class are, usually independent business women and they have simply laid aside
convention. A modern apa1trnent ii; rented and forms a shameful substitute for a
1 eal home. The young man, or perhaps he i not so young either. spends much of his
time in this apartment. Having a key, he can come and go at will, but brother, sister,
father and mother, are never welcome. The young woman entertains her frjends oc-
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casionally and apparently all mo,,es smoothly. The sanctity of the civil marriage law
is forgotten and the !<pirit of lawless domestic Ufe exists, unhampered.
Kumerous othe,· incidents might be mentioned where the laws of our country are
considerer! as me1ely words on a ;;heet of paper. The speeding motorist, the mob­
rnthusiast, the narcotic vender, the bootlegger, the idler, the unconventional young
woman, are only a few of the many law violators. They help to make America
tirst in lawlessness.
We are passing through a chaotic period in our history; people are thinking along
new Jines, perhaps not thinking at all. ~1any of the time proved customs, are being
lightly thrown afidc. This is a testing time for each citizen. Are the laws of our
republic to l:e abolished, the reins of government thrown to the winds, or shall we
ienew our allegiance to the basic principles of Jaw and moraUty, the principles upon
which our government was established?
It cannot be too strongly emphasized that every pat1iotic American is loyal to his
l'Ountry, and to the Jaws which th{! government makes for his guidance. Disloyalty
tJ Jaw is treason to the Stats and Stripes. Thi. i!' what the immortal Lincoln meant
when he said, "Let revet ence for Jaw bP. breathed by every American mother to the
listening babe that prattles at her lap, let it become the political religion of the nation.
Jet everv American, eve, y lover of liberty, every well wisher of his posterity swear
by the blood of the Revolution never to violate in the least particular the laws of the
c.;untry and never to tolei·ate their violation hy other5."
Thirty-nine Linfield Rally
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Were there ever before three da~'S together which produced such celebration.
jubilation, inflation, and consternation as November 27, 2 , and 29, did to the hearts
of Albany College and Lin field college students?
To increase pep for the contest with Linfield which determined the football
championship of the conference, and to get a wider number of people interested
in the event, a .group of local students under the direction of Dr. Karl Edlund of
the athletic council, worked among the alumni and townspeople getting ready for a
banquet, on one night, a gigantic rally on the next night, and the GAME on Tur­
key Day.
Well, to begin at the beginnnig-which is certainly hard to do after thinking
c,ver that Linfield game-we had a banquet with Prof. J. Harold Irvine presiding­
as toastmaster and a goodly num~r of toasts to arouse the fighting blood of Old
Albany. Lindsey Doty for the team, Clive Saiz fo1· the student body, Carlton Sox
for the alumni, and Dr. W. H. Lee for the faculty, calling up old time football
history of the college which has long been w1·itten in the halls of Oregon foot.ball
fame, responded to toasts for their respective groups. And as each successive speak­
Pr added a little more ·•pep" to the occasion, by the time of the final toast even
one was keyed to high pitch and rarin' to go.
Some time before, the student body had been divided into ten group by Yell
King Cliff Zimmerman and each worked secretly on their own stunt. At last the
11ight came and there assembled at Takena Park the greatest a_sembly of noise
making and fan provoking instruments ever gatherecl together in Albany. A hearse
Lea1·ing the dead hopes of Linfield college was first in the parade and a group of stu­
dents followed along a!' "professional" mourners. Following the hearse at a respectful
distance came the good ship "Albany College," commanded by "Captain Kidd" Greene,
and from the aft and fore decks came volumes of noise an,1 smoke as two big gun!'
roared out defiance.
Behind this came va1ious noise implements such as circular saws being
beaten against the city water wa.gon, whistling engines, big guns, giant fire crack­
ers. Following the floats the students serpentined and back of them came town,.:­
people in all manners of cars with s:irens going the entire trip through the city.
Ami the next day-but l must leave something for the athletic reporter to work on.
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Social Calendar
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Sept. I7-Pres. Greene gives Faculty Reception.
Sept. I8-Pres. Greene gives Reception for student~.
Sept. 22-Freshman Picnic-also Upper Clafs Picn·c.
Sept. 28-Y. W. C. A. dinner gi~-en by :\1iss Irvine.
Oct. 3-Alpha Gamma dinner. Pledges ente1·-
tained.
'ov. 7-Y. W. C. A. Tea.
Kov. 9-!?ieshman party at "Boy's Club." Alpha
Gamma theater party.
1\ov. I 7-Freshmen entertain Upperclassmen at
Student Body party.
Nov. 27-F'ootball Banquet .given bv Dr. and l\Irs.
Greene. •
Dec.
Dec.
Jan.
Jan.
Feb.
Feb.
April
April
May
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June
June
June
June
June
June
June
June
June
June
June 20-Tremont Hall Inmates give Christmas
party and Farewell for .Mrs. Turn"2r, Pol­
ly and Betty.
23-Soph. Class entertainc: S. B. with Cbri:;t­
mas party.
3-Coasting Pai ty-Clam Chowder feed.
IO-Alpha Lambda Literary Society is organ­
ized.
I4--Juniors and Seniors ente1tain S. B. with
"Leap Year and Kid Party" at Tremont.
29-F'reshman Leap Year Party at Lucile
Holman'.
25-Upper Classmen Picnic.
28-F'i eshman Picnic.
22-Junior Banquet in Honor of Seniors.
26--Students Recital-School of Music.
2--Gracluate Recital-School of Music.
6----Pres. Greene's dinner for Seniors.
6--Dr. LE.-2's dinner for Juniors.
8-Y. \V. C. A. and Y. J\1. C. A. vesper s:?r-
vice on campus.
8-Baccalaurcate Service.
9-Clas;; Day.
9-College Stunt Xight.
IO-Homecoming.
IO-Alumni Luncheon.
l 0-Community dinner.
10-Ccncert.
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September 16--Union meeting of Churches for A. C.
September I7-Registration-J\1any g1een Freshmen appea1· in College Halls-Fac-
ulty Reception at Pi e!'ident Greene's hq_me.
September 18-First Chapel re1vice-Student Reception at P1·esident Greene's home.
September I9-Convocation at First Presbyterian Church.
September 20-Junior, Sophomore and Senicr Class Meeting.
September 21-Freshman Class J\leeting.
September 22-Frosh Picnic-Uppercla;smen also picnic. Foot race down Fir:st
Street. Screams heard in the darkness.
:::,eptember 24-First Student Body )Ieeti~-Officers nominated.
/:ieptember 25-Lucile Shepherd decides to walk down )lain Street. !\Ir. Althcu:;e
,peaks in Chapel.
September 26--Com. for Frosh Rec-aption met. Lucile S. helps Mr. )foore rea,I
Scriptuie in Chapel.
September 27-S. B. 1\leeting-G,een ribbon notice posted in lower hall.
::ieptember 28-Y. W. C. A. rlinner given by :\liss Irvine-Why did the Rookesses huiry
home?
September 29-Freshman Reception-"Tbe Wearing of the Green."
October 2-Eumtian Literary Society meets for first program of the year.
October 3-Alpha Gamma runner-Pledges entertained.
October 8-Spec.ial S. B. l\ll:!eting-Faculty Recital at First Prebyterian Church.
What was the matter with Earl·?
October 9-S. B. assembles on the Campus for picture. We are proud of the A.
C. twins/?
October I2-Rookesses come to chapel \\•ithout green. Soph and upperclassmen pro­
ceed to punish the first year girls. Lucile B. and Betty S. wear salad
oil on their hair and take a pleasant (?) walk in the country. Lucile
S. is seen walking down First street with a certain lawyer. --------------------------------------------------------
October
October
October
October
October
October
October
October
October
Xovember
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Non!mber
l\ovember
November
November
Kovember
November
November
Xovember
November
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December
December
December
lJe<:_ember
For Ly-six 15--Rook men come to morning cla,ses in a body. What's the matter?
17-Mildred Hartsock appears down town dressed in a ragged garb with
Upperclass girls as chaperones.
18-Football ticket selling contest be.gins, Frosh vs. Upper classmen.
19-Frosh men appear wearing "g,:een lids."
23-.Junior and Senior men adopt "cow puncher" hats as their official head-
gear.
24--Prof. Baker is late to Ame1ican Llt. Cla,s.
26---Football rally and bonfire in Bryant's Park.
27-S. B. goes to Monmouth to Football game.
31-Ghosts walk-Boys at the "Club" all have dates. A Hallowe'en Par­
ty was the feature of the evening.
1-Rooks give Upper-Classmen a "weenie 1oast." They lost the Ticket­
Contest" to their "Superiors."
2-Girls spend spare time in making megaphone and porn-porns for
Football Games.
6---Prof. Baker is again late to American Lit. Class.
7-Y. W. C. A. girls haYe ·'tea" at ")linerva's." Miss Vandervort of North
West Division .gives talk.
8-Dr. Lee warns the students not to make a mistake and go to school
on Armistice Da}. Fro;;h. hold secret meeting to discuss the subject
of having a party.
9-Freshman party at "Boy's
and feed at Minerva's. Club." AJpha Gamma have theater p:u·ty
Ji-Freshmen entertain Upper-Clafsmen at S. B. party. :.Uany of the Rooks
have dates.
21-George Broders is kidnapped and goes canoeing. Football men are
jealous.
22-George makes an apology to F. B. men for not appearing at practice.
Pirates play teacher's team. Y. W. C. A. girls sell "Hot Dogs." :llany
tips received.
23-Omega Zetas initiate two men between halves at the A. H. S.-Salem
game.
26---Every one ready for Thanksgiving vacation-Many leave for home.
27-Football Banquet "Lets Lick Linfield." Lots of Pep.
28-Football Rally-"Who says we can't make noise?"
29-E".ery one out to the big game. Linfield looked mighty sick when we
fimshed. Everybody celebrated in the evening. It was enuff to make
us feel good.
3-Back to school after the holidays. Many sleepy students and faculty
members roam about the halls on the way to clafses.
4--Mis,: Floyd finds Lyon's bug parked in front of her classroom door.
She does not understand the ways of college men and A. C.'s pa_rking
laws.
5-President and ~1rs. Greene entertain the footbaU team with a big "turkey"
feed •. P~t, J1mmey, Don, and Russell introduce the style of eating
cocktail with soup spoons. That's alright men, you did exceptional!)' well.
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December 7-S. B. pictures on sale. They are going fast on account of our good
looking twins. We are proud to know that we have such good looking
men in school. They are evidently aware of the fact themselves. How
about it?
December
December
December
December
December
December
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
January
February 12-Olga, Marian, Glenna, Florene and Esta all congregate at )[inerva's
and study for exams. Education was the main trouble of the evening.
Time was spent on it until the wee hours of the morning. Mr. Baker's
name was mentioned several times. Wonder if his ears burned?
13-"Pirate Minstrels" at the Globe. Mariam Golly Curses Coote)' anrl
Madam Human Shark Van.Winkle make their debut.
14--Pirate Minstrels appear for the second performance.
15--Sophs are hosts and hostesses at S. B. party. A real touching Xma
program was given. Gordon makes a grand "hit."
18-Everyone cramming for exams. Last S. B. meeting of the year.
20-Tremont Hall's farewell party for 1\lrs. Turner, Polly and Betty.
2-Everyone back to school again. Some new students appear in classes.
Coasting parties are in vogue. Clam Chowder feed at Minerva's.
3-More coasting. Glenn Coie and lady friend coast over barbed wire fence.
7-Ice drops from the chapel ceiling. Everyone goes to Library for Chapel
services. Frosh feel safe in assembling close to stove. They know they
are too green to burn.
8-Frosh leave part of their color on the front walk.
10-Alpha Lambda Literary Society organized. Several Lambs were taken
into the fold. Mr. Vinning. State Sec. of Chamber of Commerce, give.
an inspiring talk in chapel.
11-Lyon Lawrence goes to Eugene.
12-Fii st Basketball game of the season with Pacific Dental College of
Portland. A. C. wins. Everyone knocked dead when Mr. and Mrs. Law­
rence appeared. Their marriagl' was immediately announced.
14-Mrs. Lawrence registers in classes. Glad to have you back again Grace.
Bugh boosts the Omega Zetas at S. B. election.
18-Olga wins first prize in )fosical Contest at Willamette. Another bobbed
haired .girl appears at school.
25-Basketball game between A. C. and P. C. Rook;; have Leap Year party
after the game. It was reported that several flat tires were discove1ed
on the way home. Wonder how it happened? Cheer up. Its one of
the joys of joy-riding.
26---Two prominent college men caught stealing milk from the front porch
of a certain residence. This di plays a good example of the "twelve
year old mind."
28-Juniors and Seniors meet to discuss a party for the Sophs and Rooks.
Not much talking was done. It was mostly meeting. What was the
trouble?
29-Juniors and Seniors meet again-The party is evidently going to be
a gra.nd and glorious affair. Loud talking is heard.
31-Juniors and Seniors meet AGAIN. Merlyn bobs her hair.
1-"Paint Day." )lany painted faces appear at Chapel. Mr. R. Gordon
McDonald we demand to know what you were doing at Lebanon on
Friday night, Feb. 1, 1924???? Lewis U. and Lucile R. go down
to Mildred Rartsock's for the evening. [OlH& -as-::: ~..g THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 BF -HEE ,_,;d(QJ
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April
Forty-eight 2-"Pat" rrakcs a Epeech of welcome in Public Speaking Class. The spe::ch
turned out to be a eulogy. Better hang crepe on your nose, Pat.
7-"Jimmy" lays down the law in S. B. Several get ove1heated.
9-B. B. team leaves for Monmouth. Ten fus. ers made ur the crnwd while
others wa~d good-bye with envious eyes.
10-Mid Way Park Sign appear:, on f1ont walk of the campus. How did it
get there?
14-Frosh and Sophs entertain Junior.: and Seniors at a Kid Pa, ty, at Tre­
mont Hall. Betty and Cliff are popular as well as attractive.
17-Goi don )IcDonald gives Inau.gural address at Eunetian Literary Society
and new officers are installed.
20-Faculty endeavor to change the calendar. But the students rule.
21-College Hike to Patterson·s Butte. All is well but Mildred's ankle.
22-Frosh girls fail to appear at TTemont to dust. Hot Dogs for sale at
Tournament.
23-Private and exclu!'ive party staged after Tournament. "'e wonder
who went?
24-Three co-eels sat en a bench in the park. Three college men kidnapp·:!d
them and rode away in an Oldsmobile. Gas ran low and the,· had to
change can. Finally landed safely home. How very exciting!
25--"Flunk Day." Faculty goes to classes but no students appear.
26-Buck White smashes many a h'(!art. Lt must be ruce to be so popular.
29-Leap Year Party at Holman's, only Freshmen present.
30-Landis takes a certain young lad~• to the show. Alas! When the lights
go on a!l heads are turned in their direction. Florene Finnell is elected
:llay Queen and l\Iay Phillips, :lfaicl of Honor.
1-Tommy Swan seen parked at the Bluffs with a certain young lady in
his car. Car trouble, Tommy? ·1 ? ?
2-Mis. Childs gets ruffled in Dramatics class.
4-1lr. Blair leads the Collc~c sing. Some stuclenti;: try out for Glee Club.
8--Ma!>le Howa1d, Lura] Burggraf, Eima Taylor and ,·olen::. Jenks ca~e
home for the week-end. Just had to visit old A. C.
11-Marcus l{. leaves for his home in Klamath Falls. We were rnn-y to
have you leave us, l\farc.
15--Dr. Lee receive!' a letter from Miss Hitch. We are glad to hear that
she and her husband are so congerual.
16--Thomas Swan wa. absent from clas!'. He shaved for the first time.
20-Glenna appea1·s wearing a diamond which creates much excitement
among the student!'.
21-Rain and more rain, borrowed umbrellas seen hurrying down the street
accompanied by certain b1ave l'pecies of the male sex.
22-Xothing much doing. Everyone studying hard and busy with work.
25--Dr. Lee is hurt in .::n auto arc:dent, but attend;: classes even tho he
is !'mashed up.
30-:\Iiss Floyd goes to sleep and misses French class.
31-All French students have perfect lessons!!!!!! Vacations are nice, es­
pecially when they come as surprises.
1-:lfany jokes played upon students a well as faculty members.
2-Girls have theater party after Literary. Low on cash. April
April
April
April
April
April
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April
April
April
April
April
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3-Gii Is pay debt to boys for theater party after Literary. Bo~1s ,:eem ,sur­
prised.
5--Donald receives three letters from :lfarie. Monmouth must be a newsy
place.
8--Two or three girls have a secret, we wonder what it is. Time will tell.
IO-Student Body meeting, business i. cli cussed. No one ::eems to agree.
11-The secret is out! Esta has a diamond, and the event is to be on
June 10th.
12-Hacl is all !'miles and blushes.
14-Prof. Freeman and Baker go fLhing. Prof Baker takes an icy plunge.
15--Prof. Balrer is impatient with his psychology cl.ass. We guess the
plunge didn't ag,1c:e with his temper.
16-Students listen to an inspiring sermon on conduct during Chapel er-
,,ice. Few tears are shecl. l\lany guilty glances cast about.
20-Party at Young's country home. All Fro!'h fuss.
24-Claud Kime loses his mustache.
26-Prof. Baker is late to Psyshology class. We !'Ug,gest that Prof's. don't
keep sucl1 I ate hours.
27-Prof. Greene comes home from long ti ip. The campaign is coming
along beautifully.
30-Comrruttees are working hard on stunts for May Day.
1-May is here ·with everyone having a good time playing tennii: and
car riding (studying on the side).
2-Noises heard on the tennis court at midnight. Some people can't
get enough done in such fhort days. It is a gocd time for bE.ginner;;
to practice.
4-Five couples enjoy picnic at Bluffs.
5--Soph class meeting. Let's have a picnic.
6-Freshman class meetinJi:. Plan.,; laid for a picnic
8--Campus Day. Everyone is busy with hoe, rake or lawn mower. Pic­
nic lunch and lemonade sened. Gi1 ls practice the May Pole Dance
which was very "gracefully clone."
9-:llli!Y Day-Tennis Tournament in the morning.
:llay festivities. Over 1,000 people present.
College sing on campus in evening.
10-Comrruttees clean up after festivities. All ~chools Join in
Big Baseball game.
13-Upper class picnic at Bryant's Park. Lots of excitement. Jimmy
wean: his overcoat or rather a borrowed one .
17-Frosh picnic at Bluffs. Soph;;: pu1sue them, invade camp, noises h-eard
out of the darkness. A ,grand rush and the Sophs drive away with
banners fl~•ing. The Sophs then enjoy a feed at the Terminal in Jef­
ferson.
20-Thomas Swan comes to school on crutcbe1-.
22-Juruor-Seruor banquet, Hotel Albany.
23-Biology and Zoolog) clas,es leaYe on excursion for Newport.
26-Students' Recital.
27-!\othing but study for exams for some people while others find time
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i\1ay 28-Committees pcsted for Cleveland Rock trip.
June
June 29-Students return to classfs after a wonderful tiip to Newport. A few
new couples are s-een ~ince their return. Prof. Freeman and the others
serving as chaperore~ we1e certainly ideal ones. ~Iany int-ares~ing
tales a1e related concerning various members of the party.
1-1\Iiss Glenna :\lcnaniel becomes the bride of Kenneth Ross.
2-Graduate Recital by School of Music.
Jnue 4-·othing but exams, moans an<l groans.
June 5-Dr. Lee makes special chapel announcement to Cliff, George and Gor-
don-blushes!!!!!!!!
June 6--P1-as. Greene gives a dinner for Senior class. Dr. Lee gives a <linnfr
for the Junior Class.
lune 8--Vesper Se1,Tlces under auc;pices of Y. W. C. A. and Y. l.I. C. A. on
College campus. Baccalaureate Service.
June 9-Class Day and College Stunt Night.
June IO-Homecoming Day. Alumni Luncheon. Community Dinner. Concert.
Esta amt Had are married.
June 11-Commencement Day.
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STUDENT COUNCIL
President _________________________ ::11a1 cus Kielsmeier
Vice-Pre,.iclent ---------------------------- Olga Jackson
Secretary ------------------- ----·-----------···· :\Iildted Coie
Treasurer Harold Shedd
Senior Reprerentative ----··--------- Harold Shedd
Junior Representative ______ Gordon :\IacDonalll
Sophomore Representative ____ :\lonroe Cooley
Freshman ----····················--· . Frederick Landi,;
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EUNETL<\.~ LITERARY SOCIETY
Gonion )lac Donald ................. President
Harold Shedd -·--···· ......... Vice-President.
Olga Jack;:on Secretary
)1ildred )Icinto!'h ............ ····-Trea!'urer
Glen Wiliert --······--·--·-- Seargent-at-Ai ms
Frederick Landis .................... Chaplain
Florene Pierce .. ··········--···- Student Critic
)liss Eli,-:abelh Inrine --·· Faculty Achrisor
The Eunetian Litera,y Society has had a very successful year, with unusually
good programs. Guest soloists were featured at practically e·very meeting and proved
to be great atti actions. It has been impressed upon e,·ery member that he must
lake part when asked and such was the result of this rule that there has not been
the poor response of some previous .vears. Debates, skits, musical features, and
readings have all had places on the year's programs, as well as current event and
hook reviews, orations and essays. A large number of new members have been taken
in, bringing the member;-hip up to thirty.
The last meeting of the year was a joint one, being held by the Eunetian and
Alpha Lambda societies. The program was an exceptional one, made up of number:;;
from both societies and outside talent. Faculty and student body members were
guests at this meeting.
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OFFICERS OF THF. ALPHA L-DlBDA SOCIETY
Presid-ant ·····••··••·••····-· Mildred Hartsock
Vice-President .................. Bertha Bodine
Secretary .......................... ... May Phillips
Trearnrer ............ _ ..................... Freel Pohl
Sa1 gent-at-Arms ············-········· . L. Fate
Chaplain .................................... Paul Ellis
Advisor ···-········· ·-·············· Prof. Sullivan
The Alpha Lambda Society was organized during the first term and has abou_
twent)' active members enrolled. Meetings were held on the first Wednesday of each
mcnth which proved lo be both profitable and entertaining. The society hopes to
enla1·ge its membership next year. It has been a credit to the school and many thanks
at~ due Prof. SulUvan, the faculty aclvi!'or.
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Y. W. C. A.
President ·-······ ............ . Minerva Braden
Vice-President ............ ....... J\Iildred Coie
Secretary ..... .............. Mildred McIntosh
Treasurer ............................ Florene Pierce
U. R. ···························-·······••·• Olga Jackson
Music ....................................... Esta Ryder
Finance ............................ )larian Stewart
Advisor ·················-·-···-··· Miss E. Irvine
The Y. W. C. A. met during chapel period twice each month. An inte1e:<t­
ing and educational study of Japan was carried on. The membership of the Y. W.
C. A. was one hand.red per cent this year.
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The Young )len's Chri~tian Association has been quite active <luring the past
year. The organization wzs prominent in raising funds for a delegate to the Stu:lent
\"olunteer convention at Indianapolis. Regular meetings ha,-e been held even-two
weeks. Local ministe1 s have been free in giving their time for these services. Officers
for 1924-2j are:
Pre~ident ····•··•········-·-· ...... . Glenn Coie
Vice-President ..................... Arlie Hatch
Secretary ........................ Louis Snyder
Treasurer ................... ···--···· Le. ton F'ate
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Alumni Notes
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Pre,ident ...... .......... ... . )l. H. Acheson
\'ice-Pt esiclent ........ Edward Humphrey
Secretary .... ... ... . ..... Kate Stewart
Treasurer ...... ··-····· A. Delmer Gildow
.JOHX BRYANT, '0!5, has been appointetl assi~tant to ~Ir. JefTe .. son )lyers. tie r.c.,.:
stale treasu1·er.
FRED :>.EAL, '0 , and family have returned to Portland for 2. year':; furlough. )Ir.
and )lrs. 1'eal a1e stationed in the Cameron, West Africa, under the mi,-: iom~ y
board of the Presbyterian Church.
AXATTA BURCH, '10, was married to Claud Woocl, of Tangent, in July.
EVERETT LEON JONES, '09, and )!rs. Jones (Phelure Gilham) .'0 , are now loc::t:cl
at Buena Vista, Iowa, where Mr. Jonei: is President of Buena Vista Col'.>2gi!.
Amo:ig Albany Alumni who are taking special cou,sei: is JATHRYN ROSE, '09
"ho comp!~ted a special primary cour,,e at the Oregon State ~crrrd S o.;:
this year.
!).JEZ EASTON, '10, enrolled at the University of Washington in the department
of Education, and MARTHA IIIOXTAG E, 'IO, a grnduate student in the de­
partment of History of the University of Oregon, Portland.
FRA..,CES FRENCH, '02, ()[rs. R. W. Williams) has transferred her special counes
to the correspondence division of the Univenity of Oregon, since her remo,·al
to Reedsport.
KATHERINE I\lc)llLLAN, ·o , has originated charts for the teaching of histo1y and
.g1ammar which i:he uses Yery succei:sfully in the Oregon Institute of Techno­
logy. ~liss :\Ic)lillan's students cover lhe usual high school cour,:ei; in three
years' time.
LEKA )llLLER, '05, (Illrs. LeRoy Wood) is at prellent with her father, )Ir. F. J.
Miller, of the Board of Trui:tees. She and her husband will locate in this count. y.
)LRS. IREAX GRIGSBY, '23, is teaching in the Blind School at Salem.
DA1' LAURENCE, '23, is teaching in Colorado.
RAYMOND FISHER, '23, is still working in the First Savings Bank and LILLIAX
PORTER, '23, is doing Social Service Work among the Mexican population.
J. HAROLD 1RV1 'E, '22, is teaching accountancy at 0. A. C.
DAVID MARTIN, '20, is in Kobe, Japan, i;tud~,ing languages before taking up his
work there.
ALVA STARR has accepted the principalship of a high school in Washington.
EDWARD HUMPHREY is working on hi;; )laster's degree at the lJnive~ity cf
Washington.
The following wecldings among the Alumni have been reported during the pa;;t year.
MISS HELE~ GRIGSBY, '22, and WILBUR DA::-nELS, '23, were manied in
August. DEL.\IER GILDOW, '20, and :\IA.RY LEE JE KS, were married last
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Football 1923
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At the start of the sea,:on prospects for the football team were out early and
late an~ the prospects for the Joss of several games for the opponents were exc-eption­
ally bnght. Everybody liked the idea of a playing coach and as the season drew
along the innovation proYed to be more than justified, Linfield's Jineme • II
testify to this. n can "e
To begin the story, Albany College
:-hip by defeating Linfielcl in the final won the first conference football champion­
game on Thanksgiving clay on the Albany
field. The score in this game was 19 to 6. The only games Jost were those played ";th
Portland teams and they were mere practice games.
In t~e first game of the season the Chemawa Indians met defeat at the hands
of ~he. Pirates by a score of 12 to 3. The Indians scored first when Buckert dropped
a kick over the goal about five minutes after the first gun. Alban~• failed in two
attemp~s to make touchdowns within the ten ~-ard line and then with the ball on
Alb~ny s two yard line the Indian· attempted a line buck, the ball bounced from the
lndrnn fullb~ck's hands across the goal line and into the arms of VanWinkle, Albany
fullback. History was made that afternoon when the Albany fullback reeled off 102
yards do,vn the field after the Indian fumble for a touchdown. The 'iplendicl interfer-ence formed by l\Iaurice White was largely responsible for VanWinkle getting away
for the record run.
Soon after that, Don Orr, next year's captain, fell on a fumble on Chemawa's
30 yard line and VanWinkle negotiated a place kick, soon after the same toe booted
another place kick, meanwhile the Inclians were kept within the reservation.
)Ionmouth followed in an easy .game at 1Ionmouth, almost eYerybody made a
touchdown and the entire team had a good workout. The score was estimated at
45 to 0. A regrettable accident occured in this game in which Monroe Cooley, de­
pendable halfback and end, broke his shoulder.
Soon after this the good ship Albany sallied out into the world and nearly went
on the Newberg rocks, we won by a small score cf 3 to O. Albany's score came .in the
first quarter when VanWinkle lcicked a goal from the 25 yard line.
Monmouth then came to Albany and, pla~•ing their coach as halfback, managed
to hold us to a score of 20 to 7.
The big game was with Linfiel<I for the championship and was played in the
lake tac.k of the college on Thanksgiving day, 1923. The final score was 19 to G.
The largest c1 owd ever attending an Albany college football game turned out for
that one as a result of extensive advertising, banquets, i·allies and parades.
Albany got down to business in the first quarter and put over a touchdown, Cap­
tain VanWinkle crashing through left tackle for three yards and lhe first score. In
the second quarter Linfield got a touchdown when the quarterback crawled three
feet to place the ball on the line. Albany came back in the third quarter and got
13 points. ~ason went over for the first touchdown on a sneak play and "Buck"
White ran away with a pass for twenty yards for the third score.
The men of the college put on a minstrel show and bought silver football fobs
for the members of the cbampfom hip t,.am and Coach Earle Greene gave a dinner
for the team. Donald Orr, encl for two years, was elected Lhe 1924 captain at this
meeting. ln 1923, James VanWinkle was captain: Alvin Arnold, manager and Earle
Greene, coach. The members of the squad are: VanWinkle, M.ason, Cooley, Snyder,
White, Rich, Orr, Patterson, Longman, Uhrhammer, MacDonald, Greene, Looney and
Doty.
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Basketball 1923-1924
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With a sincere "integrity of purpose" the basketball material of the institu­
tion answered the call of Frank Brumbaugh, basketball coach and one night soon af­
terwards a passer-by at the armory asked how many thousand students attended
Albany college. There were that many prospects there. But the floor clown
Lhere at the armory is hard, so are the brick walls, so are some people's elbows,
knees, heads and feet and so it was not long until the coach had to call in the Amer­
ican Legion team to give the Pirates their daily ration of raw roughing. Honestly
those poor war vets sometimes actually asked to make a will or sign up life in­
a.<urance just before one of those scrimmages, but for our Pirates it seemed only
doll play.
The season started beautifully, but old lady luck soon departed because .;;he
did not like the way Hans Wilfert looked on her just before the starting whistle
blew and all events seemed to combine to make us end up in the cellar, but we didn't.
Re.gularly we ended in their place, but. according to the Monmouth athletic director
we ended in fourth place, anyway we did not land in the cellar.
Buck White beat Korth Pacific Dental College 24 to 12 in the eye opener, it
was the only defeat the tooth carpenters suffered at the hands of the conference
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team;;. We went over and beat )1onmouth 30 to 25 in one of the most girlish garr.cs
I ever laid eyes on. There were girls everywhere, honest you had to shake them
off every time you tried to shoot a free throw and once Vern Neale got lost when
he took the ball out of bounds and we found him a little later wandering arouml
in the crowd trying to find the playing floor. We beat Pacific college at the armory
29 to 11 ·n a pretty good game. Then we took on the Philomath ctJllege town team
one night at the community house and manag,2d to beat them 21 to 19. In the mean­
time Linfield defeated us in their oYen at Linfield 24 to l 6.
Then we went lo Portland and got licked hy those dentists 48 to 26. That m::.,le
things pretty bad but the old latly who controls the luck bag was not th.rough with
us for as rnon as we beat )ionmouth trn! Monmouth boys decided to declare Burk
White ineligible because of playing wilh an out£ide 01gan·zation, whkh he did in ig­
norance of the conference ruling passed at the fall meeting of the conference. The1e­
fore we forfeited our hard won, petticoat victory and then without the service1> of
our star point gainer we lost to them on the armory floor in the last game of the
season 12 to 11. Linfield had prev·ously won from us on our home floor 22 to 17.
The featu1 e of the basketball was the county high school basketball tourna­
ment staged by the Albany college athletic council for the high schools of Linn
c( unty. The meet paid its own way and furthered the prestige of the college in the
county high schools. Albany high school carried off the cup in the final game for
the second consecutive year. Medals were presented to members of the All-star
Learn which was selected from among the contestants in the tournament.
Cons dering the irregularity in securing the playing floor for p1 actice, the short
practices and the lack of scrimmage, to i,ay nothing of losing two men at the last
of the season on account of ineligibility, the 1923-24 basketball season cannot be
said to have been a failure, nor was it a howling success.
To coach Brumbaugh belongs con«iderable credit for holding the team together
under condit· ons that were more than merely adverse. In this school where every­
one is worlcing to pay something toward their tuition and living expenses it is im­
possible to arrange the practice hours so that every man who plays basketball can
turn out, thus several good men were forced to quit basketball to work. As the
;,tudent body grows larger and basks in the warmth of the new buildings on
the new campus and the routine on the college farm can be switched about more
of the basketball material will be available.
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Baseball 1924
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When tm! ba:<cball season opened, no likely looking material, no suits, no coach.
made up the prospects. And now at the end of the .eason Albam• finds h Lf I · • erse a c aim~nt of the championship with one college concerting the honor while oth-~rs
are silent.
The first ,game went di. astrously against thl' men at Newberg but th·. . , 1:, game
was played Just one week after practice started and the arms of all the player;,
were sore. The coach was too bm,y to handle the prnctices and the team was reallv
not a team. Mr. Poling got busy after that game and we won the next one at Lin-­
field, 9 to 3. Lyon Lawrence pitched a wondelful game that dav and he had wonder-
ful support and good stick work to help him along. •
We lost to Chemawa at Albany 9 to 4 and at Chemawa 15 to 3.
The Monmouth teachers succeeded in keeping the ball booted towards the basPs
enough to allow them to win over the Pi1ates 13 to 10 and the return game
played too late for thii; account. • was
Linfield came to Albany: Ah, now this sounds fine. They left Albany. But
\\·ithout a victory, Albany snatched it from them in the eighth inning when the
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::,-pasm, the last three as a result of Arlie Hatch's home run into left field. Boy,
page a laurel w1eath for Arlie. In the next inning Uhrhammer won his own game
when he knocke1l a hot one through )liller, on second base, >"coring VanWinkle with
the winning I un, Albany 16, Lin field 15. The only e} e sore was that Lin field won
in basketball and tennis, Albany won the baseball and football contests (the only
one,; that count much).
The pe1sonnel includes:
Coach, Dr. D. V. Poling, "A mighty line man with young men."
Captain, John Den!'more, "Hefty and hearty behind the bat.."
llanager, James Van Winkle, "Fielder, baseman, heavy hitter and flunk~."
Pitcher, Lyon Lawrence, "A port::icler with at least Om! good game."
Pitcher, Louil' l.1hrhammer, "A right hander with smoke galore, a mean man
with a bat."
Fi, st ba~eman, Glenn Wilfert, "Reaches far and wide and ,aps the old apple.''
Second ba_ man, Claude Kime, "A late ar, ival but there on grounders and can
hit 1.000.''
Th'rd baseman, Hugh Ma!,on, "Like~ to hit three-baggers and peg hard to fitst.''
Short Stop, Lewis Drager, ·'Green mate1 ial at fir~t now matured into a real
~hortpatcher, a . tcady, willing player.''
Fielder, D·wight MacDonald, "Thr cla!'s of hi" 1k!partment but a mean man to
hreak bats.''
Fielder, Cecil Cox, .. Llkes to rob the batter of a hit and occa"ionall~ ::aps on of
tho;,e line drives out for a safe hit of any dim1>nsion.''
Fielder, Arlie Hatch, "The house bu;:ter batsman."
Fielder, Ca, 1 Stewart, ''A sure catch and a comer."
Fielder, Louis Snyder, "A fast gardener and a consistent hiller.''
Fielder, Lei ton Fate, .. A right handed man with a mean stance on the port ~ide
of the plat.e.''
That's about all the "gang" of pill cha::ers and pitcher wrecker;; but it is "ome
ball club for such a "mall school. ~l<'st of them will be back again next sprin~.
Coach Poling, Profe!'sor Moore and Dr. Edlund cle,cerve honorable mention in
this column for the backing ancl rnpport that they have rendered lo the team.
Ali-o let us thank the following for umpiring for us: Stan Summers, Al Senders,
~1crwin Wilkin!'on and Jimmy Jenks.
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Tennis 1924
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There has been more interest in t~nnis thLs year than ever before and there
has been good interest for several years. This year for the first time fc,· ,everal
yea,·s at least the1e were so many wanted to play that sometimes it was almost
impossible to .get the courts and a plan for limiting play and allotting th-e cou1·ts
was seriously considered. The idea o{ athletics for everyone, especially those who
are not athletic was sb·e::sed in tennis and those who were not interested in athletics
we:·e specially urged to get at teflnis. The teams representing the college in the
intercollegiat~ event were made as large as po:;:sible with this plan in view. Probably
the chances for a winning team, at lea;;t the immediate chances a1e Jes3ened by this
policy but even so it is the better plan, "e believe, and will mean in the long run
Letter chances for a ,vinning team and whether it means this or not some athletics
for everyone and not too much for anyone ought to be the slogan for college ath­
letics everywhere. Our team this spring won sorr.-e meets and lost some. The mem­
bers of the team were lacking in expe1 ience but had some good tournament experienc.?
this year and will make a good showing in futme years. Lyon Lawrence, Hugh
·Mason, Arlie Hatch. Clifford Zimmerman, Fred Pohl, Lucile Holman, Clara Wilfert.
Olga Jackson all played in intucollcgiate matches and probably half the students
in college took pa1 t in tournaments on the home court:, and three-fou1 ths of the
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ate
One of my ambitions that has partly come true, and the one that was uppermoi-t
in m)· mfod at the age of twelve, was to ~ a pirate. To me a pirate was the b1ave. t
and most cruel creature that lived, altho sometimes I thou.ght that Jesse James ranked
as highly as a pirate.
I had other reasons than the ones that a boy of that age would be likely to pick
up at the picture :=how, and the::e 1·easons were entirely my own and to this day I
ha\'e not told them to a per:=on. I planned that when I would be a pirate, all
men and women that fell into my power would be treated very kindly, but if any girls
were to come into my power, I would turn them over to the men, and let them treat
them as roughly as they plea!'e<I.
I will try to give the reader a kind of idea of what made me th.ink that I would
want to be a pirate, and why I would treat girls so unkindly if they ;::hould fall into
my power; and also how part of rr.y ambition ha:;, developed.
During the years that I wa:;: in the ~ixth and seventh grades, I tried very hard
to have my name lead the Honor Roll that would appear in the town paper at the
end of every month; but to my disappointment it ,·ery seldom happened. No matter
how hard 1 would try there we,·e always two things to spoil it. Not only did they
l«!ep me off the Honor Roll but in language, spelling, arithmetic, and reading they
were sure to block my road to the head of the class. They were such a con~tant
menace to my welfare thal they seemed to be a cu,se to my existence, and yet they
were only a pair of--twin sisters.
They had beaten me o many time:=, that when I would go to bed at night, I
would lie awake for hour:= thinking up ~ome plan, other than study, to get the better
of the twins, for all thought of iatudy had slipped from my mind because, no matter
how well I would get my le~ons, the~ would get theirs better. Taking their books,
pencils, ink and pen did not seem to do any good, for they would borrow or do . ome­
thing until their;; would show up, and well they knew they would, for tne thought of
:-tealing from fellow student8 never entered our minds. One night while I was hav­
ing one of tho;::e spells of hard thought. a brilliant scheme entered my mind-the
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they would be late for school the next day-and i:o I made up my mind to see that
the foot-bridge went out the next night, a~ lhat was Hallowe'en and my chance.
The morning after the bridge had gone out, sure enough, the girls did not show
up at school, when the teacher called the roll, and so the class in language started
without the twin;,. Without the twins my story for language was praised very high-
1'· bv the teacher and I was sure that I had won the clay; when in came the twins,
~11 ~ut cf b1eath, and of course, in time to tell their . tory. It proved that. their
, tories were the be,-t, because they hacl r~al stories to tell, about how the bridge
went out, how they had to walk up to the big b1 itlge, anti bow a herd of cattle took
: fter them, and my story was only a fake bear story. The clay again went to the twins.
:--;ow I believe that you can ~ee why 1 wanted to be a piraLe and get my revenge
on girls, especially the ones that had cau:-ed so much worry. In the course of a
year l took very ill with scarlet fever and had a severe back set; and, during the
~erioll of my recovery lo my .great ,u1pti><e the twin~ we1e ushered into the room.
The ston• from them about how school had been going, and how they missed me,
and how 0
they woulcl help me to get my lessons when I was able Lo get back; bt·ought
from me a solemn re::olution, under my breath, that 1 would never again try to beat
those twins, and the thought of being a pir-ate was pas,ed by. But for once I had
wi::hed for something for ~o many times, that I believe some fairy overheard my
wish and decided to make it come tiue; for thi!\ day 1 am attending a ,;chool that
is known to ib opponent,, as the "PIRATES."
by Alvin Arnold, '27. Once to Every Man
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One stormy winter evening, a young girl, light of figure and sad of eye, bat­
tled her way homeward tbni the relentless elements. She was passing thru a dis­
trict much frequented by doubtful characters and dishonest bootleggers. Suddenly
from an ill-lighted doorway came a muffled cry, "Shave me! Sh-Sh-Shave me-"
sobbed a childish feminine voice.
)fay (for it was she) waited to hear no more. "Tis some stewed chicken in
distress," she muttered, and pedaled as fast as she could to the county jail. It seemed
. he could never waken the sheriff. She knew he was at home, for his car stood out­
side. Finally, he appeared, and guided by the girl, sped to the scene of trouble.
He opened the door with eal'e ancl entered-May at his heels. A ghastly sight
greeted their eyes. In the chair at the far comer of the room lay a slight fi.gure,
partly covered with a dirty white cloth. The eyes were closed and over his victim
i;toocl a burly man with a sharp instrument in his hand. A fiendish srrule covered his
cruel face and he was so absorbed that he didn't hear the two enter. His eyes never
left the face of his victim. He gazed intently as if looking for something.
The sheriff started suddenly and a plea.sed expression crossed his face. The
mystery was solved at last! In the chair lay Thomas Swan, the son of a prominent
lawyer. The Barber had at last consented to shave him.
Some Reflections On Ears!
I turned my wandering gaze from the fast changing scenery of the country,
which I had been watching thru the window of my Pullman, to the interior of the car
to observe the other passengers. They were all ordinary people, such as are to be
met with or seen anywhere, but, peculiarly, I became fascinated by watching their
faces and characteristic features; particularly I noticed their ears. How very inter­
~sting !
Upon noticing the differences in shapea; of various ea1·s I reflected that I had
never before discovered how very amusing is the study of the human ear!
I scrutinized the sample on a small Spaniard's head; it was queerly pointed at
the top, it reminded me of the side horn on a horned toad, or, maybe it more nearly
1 esembled the !'harp ear of the diabolical character advertised as "Friction."
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Other ea1 s about me were shaped as, oh, say a monkey's (some were round and
ri.gicl as those of that animal). An old man near me had a crooked ear, frost bitten­
or wolf bitten; there was a nick out of it. I didn't like to look at that; it was too un­
natural. I turned to look at the ears of the p1-etty t1im maid near by, then I looked
for them, but in vain, "Oh, shoot!" thot I, (please excuse the slang, I couldn"t help
it, its part of me when I am keenly disappointed), "She has hers cove1·ed by rats!­
bet they're pretty too, why did she do her hair that ·way?
So, my eyes wandered from one set of ears to another. Down at the far end
of the car dozed a corpulent old gentleman: his head was turned toward me in such
a manner that I could easily observe a huge ear cocked high in the air. I mused
and reflected as I gazed upon it. It didn't look like an ear, I pondered, but I had a
peculair impression that is resembled somel hing I had seen before. The pink and
purple color effect in that ear gave me the clue to what that 'something" wa~. Then, sud­
denly I remembered; that which it resembled was an abalone shell.
My ponclerings upon ears led me to wonder why there should be so many types­
Why all the cLifferences in the shapes of ears? They all hear alike-that hear. Why
the external differences? _ ·ow over there is an ear that looks like the mouth piece
of a French Hom!
Then the old saying, "\'aYiety il' the spice of life," slipped into my thought
from i;omewhere in the regions of memory and I looked again for other '"yarieties."
Right before me in the end of the car I saw a pair of peculiarly red ears-funny
looking things, but to my greater surprise they began a 1apid up-and-down motion.
I remembered a school bo)' who tLid that for the amusement of fellow students, but
· J had never seen a pair of ears moYe, (seemingly of their own accord) in a rapid
vertical motion, one on either side of a face, as the:-:e did. I wondered who the o,vner
could be-what kind of a c1eature he was-when involuntarily my eyes sought the
face and then I peered into the countenance of a somewhat excited person whose
embarassment grew as I held his eye.
In an instant I slumped back into my cushions almost exhausted. But why?­
Oh, 1 have to tell it! I bad been peering directly into the big glass mirror in the
end of the car !
I had humiliated myself-to m~·self. ::\ly in$J>ection of ears showed me that
I hould not 1·eflect upon ears, or criticize their !:'hapes. for my ears would not stand
1~flection;-But, I think they are peculiar thint?;s anyhow !
by F. Landis, "27. FF 33 THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 l3F
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D1amatis Personae: Freeman, Baker, Sullivan.
Act I. Scene I. Brushy pasture land. Enter, Baker, Sullivan, Freeman, each with
fowling piece.
FREEl\IAN: "What is that calling?"
BAKER: "0, I know, its a China Bird.
livan and I'll stalk it." You stay here, Freeman, and Sul­
(Exit Baker and Sullivan, crawling
thru brush on hands and knees).
FREEMA..,: (waiting) Enter Baker and Sullivan looking bored.
FREE~IA.."\T: "Did you get it? What was it?'"
BAKER: "A-ah-we-it-It was only a wheezy old Ford going along."
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Tragedy
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F!UBJECT: Why Sullivan wears his watch chain across the front of his vest.
J)RA~L<\.TIS PERSOKAE: Populace and Sullivan.
Act I. Scene I Populace ceming out of Globe, among them Sullivan. Citizen
walks rapidly by, ind€nts Sullivan's vest pocket with his elbow.
Sullivan looks to see the time of night. Watch is gone. Sees
citizen down side walk and gives chase. Overtakes citizen.
SULLIVAN: "Give me that watch."
CITIZEN: "W-h-a-t ?" (citizen attempts to escape, but Sullivan holds him).
SULLIVAK: "Give me that watch!" (citizen hands Sullivan the watch).
Act l. Scene II Sullivan's room, enter Sullivan, sees his own watch on table.
THE EXD: Two watches-one on each encl of the chain!!! 3d@oo-g;:J THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 !SF
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1. Brown, Estelle ···········-·····"Nope" ···································-·Don·t like 1ed hair
2. Coie, llildred ·········-········· "Xo, thanks" .......................... Busy
3. Eberle, Ardis .................... "I can't" .................................... Gordon
4. Holman, Lucile ................ '·I'd I ather not" .................... Only one hair net
5. Jackson, Olga .................... "Oh, no." .................................... Don't play \vith little kids
6. )fclntosh, Jtildred ............ "Really, I can't" .................... Got company
7. Pierce, Florene ................ "Course not" .......................... Told you "no" last nite
. Ryder, Esta ...................... "Couldn't think of it." ........ Had's he1e
9. Shepherd, Lucile .............. "~ o, I gue;,s not." ................ 'F:·aid of cars
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11. Wilfert, Clara ••..•............• "Hub.uh." ···········-·····················Just do' wanna
12. Young, :'.llerlyn ·············-· "Cculrln't go so early." ........ Three others
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And then hls ma wouldn't let rum have the car!
Ode to the Awful
= Heroic stanza means not.bing to me; its a lie and a falsehood, Oh Golly! Oh
Gee, I cant' stand salt water when I'm out at sea, nor can I find jor in a wild drinking
:'J)ree. You ln1ow I juo:t ha-te the sad smell of tea. Anet twelve or a dozen will just
the same be, as long as l sit here with )"O□ on my knee-But, get up my darling,
,ny dear, can't you see, by th·e clock on the mantle its way afte1· three.
Goo-nite!
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1,rary and then couldn't find the answer to her thne most important questions::
1. How dirt)· is a dfrty dog?
2. Ts a pup tent cheaper than a dog house?
3. Does a dog salmon have fleas?
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One night my girl and l were out walking; But we had quaneled and we1e angry
so we walked on opopsite sides of the sb:eet and on different streets. In fact-We
hadn't seen each other for-Oh! a long time. I was lonesome so when I saw a couple
of young people "i::ittin' '' in a corner, in a house on Elm St., I stopped to lisi;en.
All I could hear was that the)· weren't angry and that he was holding her hand,
and that they were in the same chair, and that her head rested gently against liis,
and that--but just then I had a feeling that some one was near and I looked up
to i:ee my girl, and she held out her hands, and we weren't angry and-All I hope ii::
that no one was Jjstening.
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Society and Athletics
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'.\Ii:;s Irvine wa;, requested to resign her po'lition as referee becau:>e she permitted
Uo much rough pla~•ing.
Clive Saiz was barred from the eleven because he was entirely too rough.
Cecil Cox will no longer pour :it the Tremont afte1 noon tea,-, as he is consider­
ably behind in his need~work.
Due to the fact that the stale Bowling Toui nament is now on at the Legion
Alley,-, '.\liss Floyd has given up the job of mowing the campu::; lawn.
We regret to announce that Foster Longman'" quaint recitations and folk songs,
with ,, hich he has charmed u,; during the chapel J:i!I icd, will be discontinued as he
is taking a position as teacher in ae!-lhetic dancing.
Harris Brock will not be married until he gets out of jail.
J hn Densmore will not lead the chapel singing any longer a,-there is an ever
increa:'ing demand for hair dresser,:.
r am not mentioning the writer of these articles as my identity is known anyway.
Signed, ROBERT T. BLAIR
Just Before Christmas
1\lama kh-s papa,
\\"a~n•t that fun?
Papa ki,;;; mama
That was nicely clone!
Both ki.,cs together,
Sis kh-s brother,
\\'hen you find a bunch like
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A Story With no Moral at All
by l:ra Kuther
One evening-
Buck White stepped out­
This was nothing m!W­
Buck often stepped otit­
)io one knew;
\Vhere he was going;
But-
What of that?
We seldom know;
Where he is going;
We found out later!
That Pat also!
Stepped out!
This fact was also insignificant!
For Pat just will do it!
They stepped out,
Together,
But you knew that.
They took women,
You knew that too,
Tliey got home {eaily)
In time for breakfast.
All nice young men Should endeavor
To do this.
{Get home early-we mean)
We fo,·got to tell you;
Pat drove his Forti;
But you knew that;
You didn't kno,v-
That they got stuck-
In a mud pud<lJe--
So deep that-
Buck JUined everything­
But his hat-
But do you know?
That Buck haa left the country?
And that half the men in town?
Are after Pat?
For stepping out?
With their girls?
And the other half?
A1e after him?
To learn how?
He does it? ?!!?!
ura Nuther.
When mother is in the room we sit
like this
But when she ain·t we sit
likethis
And sometimes Don't be i:hocke<l. we sit
LIKE
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Eighty-s~ven THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
Blanche Clem sayi:: "Om· minii:ter preaches so long he makes me
sleepy and he p1eaches so loud I can't sleep."
Clara W.: "Don't you think that talkative women are the most popular?"
Freel P.: "\.\That other kinds are there?"
PAGE VOLSTEAD-
l\1i~s Irvine finished reading a rather long Spring poem which ended
as follows:-
"Eddying-wbirling-circling-1 stagger like a drunken man when
I look up."
Then, smiling ,weetly at the class, ~he said, "I imagine we all know
something of the man';: feelings."
GIYE IT A CHANCE--
"Please read me the poem you are reading, :::is," begged little Han!'
sweetly.
"But I'm afraid it's too old for you, dear," Clara answered. "I'm afraid
you wouldn't be able to understand it."
"Oh yes:, J would," was the answer, "so long as you didn"t try to ex­
plain it."
A BOY WITH A HEART-
HEFUTED-
Eighty-eight Lewis VanW.: ")lother, you r~member you promised me five dollars if
I passed in college this term."
)Ir;:. Van: "Yes dear."
Lewii:: "Well you ain't gonna have that expense."
Dr. Lee-speaking of Longman. '·Oh, he's not a bad chap, at any rnte,
he throws himself into any job he undertakes."
Estelle Brown: "Then I wi~h he'd go and dig a well."
Clara: "Fine shine you got Cliff. How much did they soak you?"
Cliff: (looking at what he calls .hoes) "Ten cents."
Clara: "Gee! I bet they'd paint the gym for two bits."
Fate: (after Monmouth .game) "The )lonmouth girls say the Albany boys
are a good looking bunch."
Don: '·Well, that's encouraging."
Bertha: "I don't believe that rolling tones gather no moss."
Estelle: '·Why do you think not?"
Bertha: "Just look at the whiskers on Prof. Freeman's face." ' £ THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
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AT LAST
The inevitable, yet unbelie\·able has happened. Beware strong men for dust
turneth unto dust and all of us must perish. Woe be unto him who listens to the rus­
tle of the silken skirt. Our captain did it and now he cannot eat (especially at b1-eak­
fast time). Yes men 'tis true, the little chubby fellow with the famous bow and arrow
has "Pierced" Johnnie's heart!
Tl-L\ T \~·JFE OF :'.Ll!l."E
(!-ung by J!ex Butler)
That wire of mine.
C1•ur1<t- 1 aln·t got her-
>'he thinks rm fine
,\'hen 1 go to Ste her.
"·hen I /<t,•p OU t.
l t must b" her fad
That maJ«,1< her pou L
nut wh,rn I go to Ste her.
l"he fePds me a line.
I dlln·t know what fer.
But.. l wi~h :::he \\~ere mine.
WE WONDER--
Why Hugh anc! Olga voted against drawing names for the party?
Why Doc. Robnett goes to Portland every Sunday?
Who put Lyon's bug in the College halls?
Row &!tty gets away with Cliff's tie pins without his knowing it?
Why Florene and Lucile don't go riding with George any more?
Why Buck and Clara voted against Child Labor?
Where Don Ou got his Buick six?
Who painted our front porch green?
Who',: kissing her now?
)!rs. Smith- (at telephone) "Send me four cases of laundry soap, please."
Betty-"Why motl:~r, what do you want with so much soap?"
l\11s. Smith-"! thought ~rou told Cliff you were going to wash his mouth with
soap every time you heard him swear.''
THREE REASO~S WHY I DO NOT l}."VEST ::\fY MONEY IN DIA::\IO~DS-
Ninety by John Densmore
1. Judging by the progre,-s of science, someone will soon discover a method
of manufactu:-ing tliamonds and they will become a drug on the market and
an insecure investment.
2. I haven't any girl to gfre them to.
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To serve the public faithfully---
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With Apologies to Jiggs
I lm<'w a girl named .\Jaggie.
1 ft·r hair wa:: red ar,; fire.
I J.w.,d this girl named :\laggie.
I :ut she \I as an awrul liar.
Sht> used tu call me hunc-y.
Ot d,l\'-,J -•l on the wing.
RuL dnvelcta< always make mi, ~ad.
.\nd honey means a sting.
I touk my ~tagg-ie waJkinl':'.
To g~i" a rare su n~et.
Dut ,.i,,. did all the talking,
.\nd lo, "he·,. talking yet:
I al'ked her If she'd marry me.
~hP ~ I.id tr cou r~e ~he wou Id.
I ~ipped the "pearmlnt from her 1·ps,
And thot it tasted good.
I a"k'-'d her which sh" wanted.
.\ ru hy or i\ Hash?
Sh._.. said ~lH::0d ha,"~ to have 0Pn1 bot11.
01 1 could g(, to s111ash.
I built a llttlP love ne"l
Kt>tH'Oth a fir t,-e., tall.
Rut .\laggl-, made my sttomach ach<­
~he cnuldn't couk al alt.
I u~pd Lo ~crap with :\taggi<".
Tht' \\Ut:i Wt' had wen• rare:
\\"hen "e got lired ,,r slappin..-.
11·,-!,<larled pulling hair.
\\'ell boy,., l ·ve 11,·ed wilh .\taggl<',
rur c,•L•r ro1 ty year.
nut still I h,ve rny )l.aggit,>-.
.\nd .\lag~i~ IPVE-:,o: h~.-bt'-~r.
I hereby take my nerve in hand and sit me d0\\-"11 to write. I never looked within
a book till just the other night; but then-the way I crammed m~• head, it simply
was a flight and if I pass this darned exam its not because I'm bright. It's not be­
cause I gave up booze and clamped the lid on tight, nor neither for the 1·eason that
l much enjoy the fight. It's not !>ecau;;e the methods of the Prof. are always right­
It's just because of his old quiz-I stole a previous sight.
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ln the gloaming, Oh my darling, When th1! lights ate dim and low,
That your face is powder painted, Row am l, sweetheart, to know?
Twice each mcnth I've had to bundle every coat that I possess
To the cleaner's-won't you darling, love me more and powder less?
SHE
In the gloaming, Oh my darling, when the lights are dim and low,
That your cheeks arc sh:irp with whiskers, you can l::et your boots, I know.
Jf I powder, I must do il, or el;:e uffer great distrel's;
Buy a razor, won·t you darling, lather more-I'll powder less.
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Nina gazed upon a camel. and wondered at its hump;
"Well, that's a funny place," said she, "for a mule to have the mumps."
)Irs. Densmore: "What time do you lock your doors at night, Mrs. McClain?"
• fr,. )'.lcClain: "If I locked my doors at all, l"d never have any beds to make."
Prof. Edlund: "But on the other hand-"
Blanch Clem: "She had a wart."
OH IKEY-
P1 of. Sox, in law clas;;:: "What is a pawn broker?"
Cecil Cox: "A Jew."
AFTER Dl?-.:KER )1INTS-
There's so much pie in the worst of us,
And so much pie in the best of u~,
That is doesn't behove any of us,
To ;;:peak of the pie in the I est of us.
ALL I~ THE BRAND-
Cliff' (taking fourth helping) "Gee, I like peaches."
Don: "So do I, the kind Dari 1ai es."
Mr. McClain: "That';;: the fir.:;t time he ever called me Dad."
Verne: "Where were you last night, Rex?"
Rex: (clearing his throat) "Well, you see, I knew we were to have bi:­
cuits this morning so I went out after a little honey."
Verne: "All right, old boy, just wait till you get stung."
Prof. Edlund: (in Chem.) "Adel _ilver nitrate and agitate.·•
Le\\is Van: (10 minutes later) ''Where is the agitate of silver:·•
RAY FOR HBI-
Xint""ty-tour She frowned on him and called him )lr.
Because in fun he merely Kr.
And then for spite
The following nite,
Th> naughty l\lr . .Kr. Sr. 1111111
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This Wife of Mine
(;ung with g1·eaL l'uccess by Lyon
La,vrenct: at the ~tyle ~how·).
:\Jany a thing she make,s me do.
Thh; wit( or mine;
)Jany a thing she mak.-s me do,
rfhi:-1 \\"ife or JllinP;
.\htny a time S-ht-won't obey.
)lc,st or Lh" tim ... I ought to say,
And yd I surt or like, some way
This ,,·if~ uf n11ne.
)Jany a lhne she,':. calJt:d nH.• down.
Thi!< wife or mint-;
.\la11y a time >'he doe,s IL brown.
Thi,s wife of mine;
Man,· a tlnw wnh rolki, about,
~1any a timt' shP bawls me out:
:\fany a tlm., ,;ht-'~ rl.irh L no dou bl.
This "~ire of min~. :\Ian~-a Lfn1e ::he co~t.s a lot.
Thi!< wife or mine;
Takes abtout all r,·e gut,
Thi!< wife of min<::
:\lany a Lime !<he make!< a haul.
:\lakinl? my bank account IIH•k !<mail:
This wif,, of mine.
)luny a thnt: shc .. ·s quite a trial.
Thll' wife of mine;
Taking a lot tu k'-'ep In ~tYlt".
Thi,!,: wife nf mine:
:\Jany a. time ~he u1.ke-::- iny dough,
l!any a tirne 8he sc·, Id~. J kn(),,·:
But I gue~s I ,viii ke,t."p her. thn,
This wife uf min.-.
Lillard-"Why cijdn't you stop when I ;:ignaled you?"
Pat-"Well, it'd take me about two hours to get this old hearse started and it
seemed a shame to stop her just to avoid anest."
:\ly 1<irl'" 1101 much, ~hp doP~ noL.l<nl•\v
\\·hat make~ the ~ea:-:ons
f'c,me and go.
~he c·ouldn'L na1nr-­
Th.-farthe"L :<tar
Or t.:11 you what
F.lectron" are.
But sa.v! I'll Lt'II
Th,. whul.- world "-ldt-.
She knows hP-r :=tuft'­
l'm satisfied.
She was so innocent! George had taken her riding in the "Premier" and just
as he kissed her a tire blew out.
'·Oh! George," she mu1mu1ed, '·How lucky \\e didn't stay at home! Father i ·
;:uch a light sleeper."
Edlund-"Fred, what is Yelocity ?"
Fred P.-·'Velocity ii' what a fellow lets go of a bee with."
i\fr. l\fcD.-"Dwight, I'm not satisfied with your card this time.''
Dwight-"I told the Prof. you wouldn't be, but he was too ftubborn to chanl!'e it."
Wben a doctor operates for appendicitis, he cuts a little hole in your abdomen
and draws out all your bank account.
Clive Saiz-(Temporarr chairman for S. B.) "The nominees for these various
offices will be put up in the hall downstairs. Look them over at your pleasure." ~& ~&'.'. ¥9 THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 jr)--Gi~~--&i~
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··Recognized a-Sjulfilling each requirement of a standard college.•·­
Dr. George F. Zook, Specialist in lligher Education, United States
Bureau of Education.
Offers h·aining and collegiate degrees "in the several pursuits and
professions in life" as follows:
Agriculture, Commerce, Engineerin_g, Forestry, Home Economics.
Mining, Pharmacy, Vocational Education. Military Science and Tactics.
The training includes physical education, art, English, public speak­
ing, modern languages, history, the basic sciences, industrial journal­
ism, music, and all the essentials of a standard college cour e.
Student life is rich in oppo,tunities for culture and citizenship. For
info1mation \\rrite
OREGO THE REGISTRAR,
AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE
! CORVALLIS, OREGON
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The 1924 Orange Peal Staff wisht:s to thank all those who have made this book
oossible. Especially do we extend our gratitude to our aclvertil'=ers and heat tj)y urge
that Albany College students and all of their friends patronize these people who
are helping us.
Xin<!ty-nint! --E'i THE ORANGE PEAL 1924 ~ THE ORANGE PEAL 1924
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