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Orange Peal 1925

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N THE composition cmd the collection for
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this annual there have been forgotten
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' and ignored all feelings of factionism,
vll the spirit of rivalry between the vcirions activi­
ties of the Student Association of our college. Our
'ldeal has been to gather together all the good, of
the activities, that this might more truly represent
Albany College.
May the mernory of the fellowships and the
;'riendships of the past year be embodied in this
book to be a remembrance and an inspiration to
us in ihe years to corne when we are wherever
life's pathways may lead us. May there be imhued
1n the JJages of this volume that which shall be a
symbol to us of that binding tie of which we now,
at the tim.e of pcirting, are so conscious.
-1vl. C. KIELSMEIER, '26 . IN MEMORIAM
GEORGE DOUGLAS BYERS
CLASS OF 1903 THE ORANGE PEAL
LEON WALLACE MOORE
B. S. C. E., C. E. THE ORANGE PEAL
IDebication
1Tn Deepest appreciat;ton of l)is
close teUowslJip as a frieni::>, ani::>
IJis willing aii::> as mt instrnctor,
,,,e i::>eMcnte tbis, tf)e 1925 @range
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A Message From Our President
My Dear Young Friends:
HE present college year will go down in histo1y a.s one of marked
··Erf d_e~~lopi:nent at Albany ~olle.ge. Our library and ~aboratory fa-
-0) c1\it1e-, nf!.ve been largely meteased. The enrollment m the College
of Liberal Arts is the largest in the histo,·y of the College. The intelleci,ual
and religious lifr of the College has been on a high level.
The fund for the Administration building has passed the $60,000 g-oal
re:quirecl for th.~ beginning of the wo1k of construction. A careful survey
of the organiz.a.tion of the College, its faculty and its program has resulted
in the unqualifi"<'d approval of Albany as a standard college by the U. S.
Commissioner of Education.
To.gether we rejoice in the high 3cholastir standing of our College; we
rejoice that our college Board of Trustees believe frat our Christian Colleg·e
should have an intellectual program that will compa1e favorably with that
of the best institutions of higher education.
On the other hand, there is no justification fo1· the establishment or
maintenance of an institution cf higher education that would merely develop
i he keenest inte.llertual powe1·s er the highest order of t·zchnical skill. Those
1•:ho are given the cppo. tunity for college or university training should real­
ize that they an• und·zr obligations to make a return to society. This can be
done only throug·h the development of the moral and spiritual powers that
give the poi3e i:o individual life and constitute the safeguard of an enduring
civilization.
Ours is the task as a faculty and student body in co-op•aration with a
constituency that appreciates the value of a Clu-istian.ized intellectual Jeader­
si1ip, to stress in all our college relationships the development of a high-ar
o·,·cler of spiritual integrity, of a broad Christian symp.athy, of a clearer un­
clr-rstanding of the significance cf the teachings of Christ in human relation­
ships, of the Cluistian stamina that will lead us to dare to do the right in
1:he face of strong opposition.
Ma)' our ideal of success be the discove1y and application of those spir­
itual qualification:; and forces tl1at give value to all else. A balanced educa­
tion includes the simultaneous development of the intellectual powers and
the spiritual powers-such development gives a balanced leadership and such
leadership will mean a b.alanced civilization.
Pray and trnst that together as faculty members and stucl·ants in our
Christian College we shall continue to thin!< these things throu,gh earne3tly
and sympathetically.
CLARENCE WILSON GREENE Sincerely yours,
A. B., A. M., B. Pel., M. Pd., Ph. D. CLARENCE WILSON GREENE. THE ORANGE PEAL
TODAY-OLD ALBANY ORANGE PEAL THE
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"-' TOMORROW-11111 THE ORANGE PEAL
The Trustees of Albany College
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE
Frank J. Miller, Chairman
William Fortmiller
Cl~rence W. Greene
J. Clement Irvine Jos,eph H. Ralston
Carleton E. Sox
Percy A .. Young
Clarence W. Greene, ex-officio
TRUSTEES
Class of 1925
William Fortmiller .................................................................... Albany
Dr. Wm. W. P. Holt... .............................. , ................................. Medford
Mrs. J. C. Elliott King ................................................................ Portlancl
Hon. Frank J. Miller ...................................................................... Albany
Joseph H. Ralston ......................................................................... Albany
Mrs. Fannie 0. Rood .................................................................. Portland
John E. Wheeler .......................................................................... Portland
Percy A. Youn.g .............................................................................. Albany
Class of 1926
Rev. Harold L. Bowman, D. D ................................................. Portland
Franklin I. Fuller ........................................................................ Portland
J. Clement Irvine ........................................................................ Lebanon
Judge James W. Maloney ...................................................... Pendleton
Rev. Walter H. Nugent, D. D ................................................. Portland
Rev. David A. Thompson, D. D ............................................... Portland
William Bittle Wells .................................................................. Portland
Elmer B. ,Williamson .................................................................... Albany
Class of 1927
Hon. B. L. Eddy .......................................................................... Roseburg
Lyman E. Hamilton ...................................................................... Albany
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:ylvester W. Law1ence ............................................................ Portland
~)etcher Linn .............................................................................. Portland
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Table of Contents
I School
II Activities
III Athletics
IV Humor-Calendar-Advertising ALBANY COLLEGE
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The Student Self-Help CoJlege
of the Pacitic Coast
LBANY is recogniicd by the United States Commissioner of Educa­
tion as a standard college of Liberal Arts. It provides the follow.
•' ing lll(;jor department:; of instruction.
(1) Andent Languages, (2) Bible, (3) Biolog·y, (4) Chemistry, (5.)
Education and Psychology, (G) English and Literature, (7) History and Poli­
tical Science. (8) Mathematics, (9) Modern Languages, (10) Physics, (11)
Public .Speaking-, (12) Sociology.
Special <·ourEes are provided for students who wish to prepare for­
teaching positions in high schools. Literary-Professional courses are offered
covering the fitst college years of work for students desiring to study Engi­
neering, Medicine, Law, Agriculture, Business Administration, Pharmacy, etc.
All members of the college farnlty have completed special work in
their r-espective fields in standard graduate schools and fulfill the most rigid,
standards fixed for faculties in standard colleges.
The College School of Music provides instruction in voice, piano, organ,
Yiolin, and prnfessional courses.
The student self-help plan of the College provides opportuniti"cS for,'
students to earn a part, and in some cases all, of their college expenses. The
new modem fire proof college building and greatly increased equipment viill
render it possible for the college to accept a much larger number of new stu·
dents than heretofore.
Students seeking admission should write, for application blank, to the,
President, Albany College, Albany, Oregon.
SCHOOL
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' ADfvlINISTRATION
WARD W. SULLIVAN
Dean and Professor of History and
Political Sc.ience.
Graduate of Kansas State Normal
School; A. B., University of
Illinois; A. iVI. and Ph.D., ibid.
WALLA CE HOWE LEE
Professor of Latin and Greek.
A. B., Williams Coll-age; A. M:,
ibid; D. D., Albany CoHege;
graduate work at Univeraity
of California.
RAYMOND E. BAKER
Professor of Education and Psy­
choloy.
A. B., Christian College;
A. M., University of Oregon; grad·
uate work at University of Ore­
gon. THE ORANGE PEAL
LEON WALLACE i\WORE
Professor of Mathematics.
B. S. C. E., Cornell College;
C. E., ibid; graduate work at Univer­
sitiy of Southern California and Uni­
versity of Oregon.
ELIZABETH IRVINE
Professor of English and Literature.
A. B., Muskin.gum College; A. M., ibid;
graduat,<') work at University of Chi­
cago and University of California.
DANIEL FREEMAN
Professor of Biology.
Ph. B., Earlham College; Ph. M.,
University of Chicago; graduate
work at University of Chicago
and University of Oregon1
Seventeen gighteen THE ORANGE PEAL
FRED G. BALE
Profossor of Sociology and Public
Speaking.
A. B., Ohio State Univer:;ity; LL.
Il., ibid.
IDA A. POWELL
Dean of Women and Professor of
Modern Languages.
Ph. B., University of Chicago; A.
iVI., ibid; ,graduate work at Uni·
versity of Chicago.
HARRY B. HART
Professor of Chemistry and Phys-
ics.
B. S., Kansas State Teacher's
College; M. S., University of
Iowa; Ph. D., ibid. Conservatorv of ivl usic
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JUSTIN A. iHILLER
Director of Conservatory and Pro­
fessor of Piano, Pipe Orga"/1
and Theory.
Mus. B., Simpson College Con­
servatory; pupil of F. E. Bar­
rows, Ever-ztt S. Olive, Herbert
A. Harvey, and W. R. Knup:for.
ROBERT T. BLAIR
Professor of Violin and Voice.
Student of leading masters of
America and Europe, including
Decker, Gordon, Van Laar, Mar­
teau, Prochowski, Buzzi, ancl
Mueller. Instructor in Albany
Colleg-a School of Music from
1923.
MAY TRAVIS
Associate Professor of Piano.
Student of Ward School of Mu
sic; Instructor of Piano in Al­
bany College School of Music
from 1921.
Nineteen THE ORANGE PEAL
Miss Conradine Fromm, Secl'etar.y
Rev J L • • mcoln Bilis, PieJct "'e . t ., c1e ary
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SENIORS
MILDRED McINTO.SH:
Y. W. C. A., 1921-24; Y. W. C. A. Secre­
tary, 1922-23, 1923-24; Basket Ball, 1923;
Eunetian, 1921-25; Eunetian Treasurer,
1923-24; Alpha Gamma, 1924-25; Alpha
Gamma T,easurer, 1924-25; Alpha Delta
Pi, 1925; Tenniis, 1925; Orange Peal Staff,
1923-24; Student Council, 1924-25; J\fay
Queen, 1925; Class President, 1925.
ARLIE HATCH:
College chorus, 1923; Tennis, 1925; Base­
ball, 19:24-25; Y. M. C. A. Secretary, 1923-
24; Y. M. C. A. Vice President, 1924-25;
Science Club President pro-tern, 1924-25;
Eunetian Chaplain, 1924-25; Student and
Faculty Octette, 1925.
CECIL E. COX.
Y. M. C. A., 1921-25; Bas-cball, 1921-25;
Varsity A, 1923-25; Varsity A Vice Presi­
dent, 1924-25.
T,venty-one THE ORANGE PEAL
Senior Class Will
We, thi! Senior Class of Alban~, C~lle~·e, of the City_ of Albany, County
of Linn, State of Oregon, U. S. A., co11s1clenng- ourselves 1n our right minds
:ind realizing that we are soon to make our departure from this institut;on:
do hereby <leclare this to be our last will and testament:
We, the class of 1925, do hereby bequeath:
To the faculty of Albany College, our sincere gratitude for their un, tiring efforts, guidance ancl friendship.
To our major advisors, Miss Elizabeth Irvine and Mr. Leon W. Moore, our appreciation for their individual help.
To the Freshman Class, a code of ethics on how to properly conduct
themselves on all occasions, and a set of rnles on fussing.
To the Sophomore girls, enough old clothes with which to properly in­itiate the Freshmen girls.
To the Juniors, sufficient wisdom to be Seniors next year, and some in-
3tructions on how to conduct themselves while in chapel.
To Wayne Overholser, some one who will be willing to listen while he la!ks about himself.
To l\fory Davis, a diploma from the School of Fussing.
To all lower classmen, a book of rules on when and how to take a "'l<'lunk" day.
To Prof. Fred G. Bale, the position of song leader in chapel.
To Dale Perry, enough hair dye to color his "Charlie."
To Joy Pierce, a few of Vic's surplus inches.
To l\fr. Tsou, the position of referee for Victor Arundel's and Avery Wedge's arguments.
To \lemon Henderson, a place in the Senioir class next year.
To Vera Turner, a motorcycle.
To Clara Wilfert, a new Fonl.
To Brownie Bangert, Vera Turner Bruce Connell Charles Mahaffy, Pree! Pohl and lf B . ' '
oxsey 01clen, a place on the fusser's bench.
Cecil Cox to Hans Wilfert, his Dumb-bell Geometry Class.
Mildred McIntosh to Alice l\'lae Jess a few of her biirthdays.
Arliie D. Hatch to Fredetic Landis, 1
his long striven for tennis serve.
To Profe3sor Baker, a megaphone.
~ 1 h~n witness whereof we have hereby inscribed our names and affixed QUf ~ea t 1s 17th dav f J .
, 0 une, 111 the year of Our Lord, 1925. THE ORANGE PEAL
JUNlORS
MARCUS IUELSMEIER
as "Mal'k" is .a ve1 Y Commonly known . I t f the Student active lad, bein.g presH en o r ac-
Bodv and taking part in many othe ·s a
•• ·.' I-I' one failing, however, I ' t1v1t1es. is ,Jj icler affair with no two wheel, two C) 1
brakes.
CLIFFORD RICH
• t Jean who Is the "good:;," acconlrng o '. .
• "Crtf" His strong pornt is calls him 1
• . tell you anything og-raphy--he c,rn
ge ·' .. . Alasl·a His mind runs about Hawan 01 ' '' •
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like this: "A Ford sedan, a canoe, an( -
DWIGHT McDONALD
f ti master minds of the college. ls one O 1e . · · ual to the H ·s ba3eball captam, and is eq
be:~ in that sport. He likes oranges.
JAMES VAN WINKLE
"Big Jim," of football fame, is the bro~her
l·t • which means somethmg, of the el t 01, . t
He makes frequent trips o anvway. f ·· · neighboring cities; on business, o. cou1se.
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Senior Class Will
We, the Senior Class of Albany College, of the City of Albany, Countv
of Linn, State of Oregon, U. S. A., considering ourselves in our right mind;,
nnd realizing that we are soon to make our departure from this institution
dt> hereby declare this to be our last will and testament: · '
We, the class of 1925, do hereby bequeath:
To the faculty of Albany College, our sincere gratitude for their un­tiJ"ing efforts, guidance and friendship.
To our major advisors, Miss Elizabeth Irvine and l\fr. Leon W. Moore,
our appreciation for their individual help.
To the Freshman Class, a code of ethics on how to properly conduct
themselves on all occasions, and a set of rules on fussing.
To the Sophomore girls, enough old clothes with which to properly in­itiate the Freshmen girls.
To the Juniors, sufficient wisdom to be Seniors next ye.ar, and some in-
3trnctions on how to conduct themselves while in chapel.
To Wayne Overholser, some one who will be willing to listen while he fa.!ks about himself.
To Mary Davis, a diploma from the Schoo! of Fussing.
To all lower classmen, a book of rules on when and how to take a '"Flunk" day.
To Prof. Fred G. Bale, the position of song leader in chapel.
To Dale Perry, enough hair dye to color his "Charlie."
To Joy Pierce, a few of Vic's surplus inches.
To Mr. Tsou, the position of referee for Victor Arundel's and Avery Wedge's arguments.
To Vernon Henderson, a place in the Senioir class next year.
To Vera Turner, a motorcycle.
To Clara Wilfert, a new Ford.
To Brownie Bangert, Vera Turner Bruce Connell Charles Mahaffy, Precl Pohl and H B . l ' ' oxsey 01 c en, a place on the fusser's bench.
Cecil Cox to Hans Wilfert, his Dumb-bell Geometry Class.
Mildred McIntosh to Alice 1\1.ae Jess, a few of her biirthdays.
Arliie D. Hatch to Fredei-ic Landis, his long striven for tennis serve.
To Profe:,sor Baker, a megaphone .
• 1 h~n witness whereof we have hereby inscribed our names and affixed our se,1 t 1s 17th da f J .
Y O une, Ill the year of Our Lord, 1925.
Twentr-two THE ORANGE PEAL
JUNIORS
MARCUS KIELSMEIER
"i\1 •l·" is a ve1y Commonly known as. J m ,, . ' ·t
active lad, being president of the Stu.den
Bod" and taking part in many othe1_ a~-
,' • T • ho vever is a tivities. His one fru ing, -. '. :
two wheel, two cylinder afla1r with no
brakes.
CLIFFORD RICH
1 " • ]-" according to Jean, who Is t 1e goo< "' ' . ·
-I • "Cliff." His strong pomt is calb um II ou anything g·eog·i·aiJhy-he can te Y
·' H' • l runs about Hawaii or Alaska. is mmc "
like this: "A Ford sedan, a canoe, and-
DWIGHT McDONALD
Is one of the master minds _of the college.
He i.s baseball captain, and is equal to the
best in that sport. He likes oranges.
JAME.S VAN WINKLE
"Big· Jim," of football fame, is the bro~he~·
of the editor, which means som~thmg,
He makes frequent tnps to anyway. . .
neighboring cities; on busmc3s, of com se.
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Twenty-four GEORGE BRODERS
The gentleman at the left, does not like to
be called "Weenie." So you'll oblige, and
call him something else. His capability i.;
well shown in the all-around succass cf
the college play, which he managed. •
LEWIS VAN WINKLE
Editor of the book which you hold in your
hand, says "never again!" Some one said
he would not give a penny for hi;; (L. Vi
W.'s) matrimonial prospects. Maybe he's
rig·ht.
VERNON HENDERSON
Always "Hendy," takes first prize as a
real hard laborer. He's been up to his
neck in nearly all of the activities this
year-especially as basketball coach and
member of the play cast. It is a terrible
thing for a man to suclchmly find out thaJ
all his life he has been telling· nothin~ bu~
the truth.
Rohr bough
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Smith
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Longman J;ohl
Clausen
Young
Landis D1·ager
Stewart
Laubncr
Ellis
Shepherd C. "Wilfert
Patterson
Holman
Brock
G. ,Vilfert
Twenty-five -Sophomore Notes
The Sophomvl'e class, tl:ough not large, made up what :vas Jackingb~
number;, by a peppy, full-of-life group of students. At the hrst Freshni.i
party they took 2.n active part in c~ke-stealing and such ple~sures as are~
be indulged in at such events. Dunng the year, th·2atre parties, skating ~l
house parties were enjoyed by many.
The Sophomores also took active part in Forensic::; and Athletics, at1
were a 30urce of credit to the Class and Colle.ge in both th·2se branches ofstu. c!ent life.
Reflectjons
As I sit here in the gloaming with a volume in my hand,
It seems as if a fairy waves o'er me her magic wand.
Then as in dreams she leads me down the path of memory
Tilt I see again in fancy the halls of dear A. C.
I feel again the warmth of September's mellow sun
And I hea1· again the voices of my classmates, one by one.
For the coll-cge year has opened, and again, with studious looks,
I see my class. the Sophomores, bending over ponderous books.
But the sci:-ne shifts before me and with thoughtful tread and slow
Go the Sophomores to their classrooms, to write down all they !mow.
But Exam w~ek soon is over, and again they laugh and smile,
For gay at heart are Sophomores, and care they soon beguile.
Now another term has come, and with other tasks before
They happily press onward bent to conquer and endure.
And the college year speeds onward till springtime's balmy air
M'afts the fragrance of her perfume to the College campus fail',
Bidding them forget their studies to wander and w look
Into the beauteous pages of Nature's wonder book.
~n spri~gtim-c, says the poet, when passion the heart moves,
In spnng a youn,g man's fancy lightly turns to thots of love."
But in spite of springtime's magic and Cupid hovering near
At last they reach the ending of their happy Sophomore year.
T!1
ey exult in Summei"s freedom till, at last, Wisdom's call
Bids them re-enter as Juniors in Old Albany in the fall.
-R. N. C., '27 THE ORANGE PEAL
Buchanan . . Messing·er
McvV1ll1ams Gilboc'rt Perry
Scriv·ner
Connell Olsen Guild Davis
DeRycke
Smith Gregory
·son Mahaffey
Overholser Laws
Arundel
Rowley
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Piske
Petc1·son
Dennis
1'wcntY-eight THE ORANGE PEAL
Ba.ngel't
Mcl~artand \Voods
.Po1·te1· Brooks Pierce
Adamson
i\Jiller
Pratt Johnson Borden
,rohnston • b 11 Camp .~
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Freshman Notes
Our life history bc,gan SeptembP.r 29, 1924. There can't be a grel'lt deal
to say about the life of anything ::;o short-lived as a Freshman class, but in this
short time we have accomplished much.
Being Freshmen, we weez probably con~idered green; never-the-less, the
f-.rst ye.at· of the Freshman class of Albany College has been succes:;ful and we
are fast becoming known as the peppiest class in school.
After we h:icl safely started in th·z path of knowledge, we held a class
r.:eeting which resulted in the election of the following· officers: President,
Laurence DeRycke; vice-pr·zsident, Ha1•old Christie; secretary, Brnce Connell;
treasurer, Bruce Coie.
On the evening of October first, we had our first class party. The rude­
ness of the uppercla3smen mzrely added to the ente1tainment. We were duly
grateful for their assistance in relieving us of some of our superfluous eats.
On Octobe1· third the upperclassmen gave us a reception, the predominat­
ing color scheme being green. The Rookess:zs were pleased when the Soph girl:;
solved their problem of hair dressin.g- by kindly suggesting that they wear "the
green." We were not much awed by the commandments of the Rook Bible, and
in spite of it p:-oceeclecl to have quite a liv·zly time.
On Octobe•· tenth, we held a Freshman Guard party at the home of
Catherine Pratt. Although the Soplrnmores had a rather dampening effact on
• some members of the party the spirit of the Freshies remained undampened.
Dec-zmber fifth a hilarious party was held at the Scout Camp. Since the
Sophs seemed to enjoy our former parties so much, we decided to invite them
t.hi3 time. They proved to be pretty good scouts after all.
That the Freshman .aren't as green as they appear is shown by the great
number of them who gained honors in both Forensics and Athletics. Th.e
g1·eater part of the College Activities were• carried on by the Frosh.
Of course w( did not stop with the;::•a few events. If I should tell you all,
we would have to increase the Orange Peal several volumes.
We, as Rocks, had one last .get together in th·~ fonn of a picnic, at whkh
we showed the :::a!ne "old pepper" we had last September-"m-m-m .and a
lit.tie bit more."
Next )•ea;· we ·axpect to embark on the good ship Sophomore, and hope
to make the sea as lively for the Rocks as we found it this year.
Frances Tomlinson, '28.
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Orange Peal Staff
Lewis Van Winkle ........................................................ Editor-in-Chief
Lucile Holman .......................................................... Business Manager
Marie Rohrbough ............................................. Advertising Manager
Ella 013en .............................................. Asst. Advertising Manager
Bruce Coi·c .................................................................... Sales Manager
Brownie Bangert ............................................ Asst. Sales Manager
Elizabeth Smith ................................................................. Asst. Editor
Paul Ellis .................................................................... Associate Editor
Vernon Henclerson .................................................................... Athletics
Harris Brock .................................................................... Organizations
Carl Gregory .............................................................................. Literary
Victor Arunclel ....................................... -..................................... Humor
Merlyn Young .......................................................................... Calenclar
Clara Wilfert ...................................................................................... Art
Arlie I-fatch .................................................................................. Seniors
Clifford Rich ................................................................................ Juniors
Robert Clausen ................ : ................................................... Sophomores
Mary Davis .............................................................................. Freshmen
Hoxsey Borden .............................................................................. Snaps
Dr. Sullivan .................................................................. Faculty Advisor
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Student Council
Marcus Kielsmeier ................................................................ Chairman
Clara Wilfe1t ......................................................................... Secretary
Mildred McIntosh . .............................................................. Senior Rep.
Vernon Henderson . . .............................................................. Junior Rep.
Glenn Coie .................................................................... Sophomore Rep.
Bmce Coie ... ................................................................... Freshman Rep.
In spite of the fact that thet·" ha,, been into " ~ a trace of "factionism" creeping
the Student Body, making· i·t mo1·e I c ifficult to govern to the satisfaction vf all concemed, th-c Student Counc1·1 t b has conscientiously ruled and attempted o e as non-partisan as .bl b l'ef possi e. The members have laid away their personal c I s and have united in tl . . • . the affairs f th S • le one great, common goal, namely, that of ruling
ccrned. 0 e tudent Body wisely, justly, and for th·e benefit of all con-
The Council has succeed ! . . pletion a worth . ec in mappmg out and carrying through to corn-y program of work.
H. H.B. '26. THE ORANGE PEAL
AFFIRMATIVE TEAM.
Landis G. Coie Port•er E. Coie
NEGATIVE TEAM
Ellis Connell DeRycke Overholser
Men's Debate
When Prof. Bale came to Albany in the fall of 1924, he found debate at
a low ebb. Albany had not had a debate team fo1· several years, consequ•,mtly
there were no experienced men and very little interest in this activity. Yet, in
!c>pibe of all this, Prof. Bale aroused interest in debate to such an extent that
nearly twenty men took part in the tryouts. Handicapped by the lack of
funds, and with an inexperienced team, he nevertheless arranged a schedule of
eight debat•es for the men, and the close of the season found a great deal more
interest in debate throughout the student body than was shown at the begin­
ning of the season.
The question that was argued this year was chosen by the Pi Kappa
lJelta, the national. cleba.t-8 fraternity, and was therefore used by colleges
throughout the country. This fact made it possible for Albany to debate sev­
eral teams from the eastern colleg·es that were touring the coast. The question
that was discuss-eel was one that had already been brought before the public
mind and aroused a great deal of interest wherever it was debated. It wa.;;:
"Resolved: That Congress, by a two-thirds vote, should have the power to
re-enact laws declared unconstitutional by th-8 Supreme Court."
At first it was thought that one tryout would 0-8 sufficient to pick the
team, but so many men turned out that it was necessary to form two divisions
Thirty-five hold two tryouts. Fiv~ men were picke<I from each group, and a short ti
later thzse mm took pnrt in the 11nal tryom. From this group the lime
• 1 Tl ft" • co ege n,p1·esentat1ves were c 1osen. 1e a ·irnrn t1ve team was ccniposed of B
• l "I C • "tl F I • L • ruce Coie, _David Porter anc " en 01e, w1 • 1 'rec enc and1s as alternate. Too
r:egat1ve ten_m wns composed of Bruce Connell, \Vayne Overhober and Laurence
DcRycke, with Carl Gr-2g-0ry as nlternate. As Cail Gregory dropped out bf
the season started, Paul Ellis was a ppointed in his place. It was under:;~
tliat the alternate wculd take part in a~ least one cle~atc during the sea,on,:
Prof. Bale wanted as many men as poss1bl-e to secure intercollegiate experie
. The firs~ intercollegiate debate of tl~e season was held at Corva~l:
lebruary 20, with 0. A. C., bof:h t~ams debatrng the same day. A:;; Bruce Con-
1:ell was unable to go, Paul Ellis opened the debate for the A. C. negatlive
team. This was a no-decision deb<1.te whose princiiple object was to furnish
both coaches with exact knowledge as to their teams' ability and argument~
and Prof. Bale was enabled to criticize his t-eams more effectively, so both
teams presented a much strong1:;r argument the next Friday evening.
. On February 27, a triangular debate was held with Eugene Bible Uni­
''.;1:s1ty a~d Albany's old rival, Linfielcl. Our affirmative, composed of Glen
Coie, David Porter and Brnce Coie, debating in the order named, met Linlield
at Albany and was awarded the decision by the critic judge, who praised the
work of the Albany men. The negative team, composed of Bruce Connell,
t,aurence DeRycke and Wayne Overholser, debating in the order named, .met
I:.. ~-. U. at Eugene. The decision was awarded E. B. U., the critic judge ex­
vlammg _that ,~•hile E. B. U. did not meet Albany's argument, the Eugene men
excelled m delivery.
t" The next debate was with ,Willamette, March 27, the W. U. affirmative
mee mg the Albany negative. Paul Ellis and Laurence DeRycke represe~ted
Albany. On April 6, College of Puget Sound negative team met the Albany af.
firmative tea mat Alb F . I • L • •. • . any. '1ec enc and1s and Davnd Porter were the rep·
rcsentatives of Albany. This was a decision debate Albany winning. On April 7• Albany affinnative team, composed of Glen Coie and Bruce Coie met the
~rawrence College negative team at Albany. This and the Willamette 1
debate of
1v arch 27 were no le • • l b -c cis1◊n c e ates. The last debate of th-2 season was held at
Forest Grove wher·e ti Alb ff" • · 'd • ie any a 11mative team Frederic Lanchs and DaVJ Porter, won the decis1· .,, . ti p . . . ' . on ov~1 1e ac1fic Umvers1ty negative team. Prof Bale c ·t • l 1·c1 . • . ei am Y c I a remarkable piece of work in taking absolute1)' .g1een material and sl • . ·t • . · ht iapmg 1 rnto wmning debate teams. Five of the e1g. · 1'1<::n w-are Freshme ct th
he b l n an e other three were Sophomores, and as all expect to ac < next year bes1· I ~ I • ·1· I . ' < e_, severa others who tricl out this vear a brih Ian season 1s looked f 1 • J ' , debat t ?rwarc to. There can be no doubt that the Albany mens e earn experience I · f dcbat c a successful season, not only from the standpomt o es won and lost but 1~ . . . . . wer·e ti . ' a <>◊ m the no-dec1s1on debates when the meeting, • nown open to t· f , . thi . ques Ions rom the floor after the debate. The quest on s year was one of vital • . . of Alb h importance to the American people an<l the c1t1zens any ave heard ·r r . ' k any questions that ~i 1 1 c !~cussed pro and con and have b€en tllowed to. ali •
been a dee.id 1 •• gh~ still puzzle them. In this way, Albany College has
ec asset to its communnty.
Wayne Overholser, '28. THE ORANGE PEAL
AFFIRMATIVE TEAM
Pratt Buchanan Holman Gilbert
NEGATIVE TEAM
Tomlinson Young Wilfert McIntosh
Women's Debate
The 1924-25 debate season ushered in a new ·ara for women's debate.
This interesting and important side of college activity has been for many
years a minus quantity in Albany College. But this year, due to th·z pep .and
tireless efforts of Judge Bale, a goodly number of contestants competed in the
pi-eliminaries. Of thesz, eight girls were chosen for the squad. None of them
!tad had any really valuable experience previously in debate, so the coach had
a green bunch with which to work. After a great deal of preparation, four
teams were turned out that conducted themselves most creditably in the several
ciebates in which they participated. These teams, as set off against each other,
were: Affirmative, Jean Buchanan, Catherine Pratt; Negative, F1·ancis Tom­
linson, Merlyn Young; Affirmative, Hazel Gilbert, Lucile Holman; Neg·ative,
Clara Wilfret, Mildred McIntosh.
Th-c question that the girls had to discuss this year was one which is par­
ticularly interestin,g to westerners. The question as stated was, "Resolved:
That the 1924, Immi,gration law be so amended as to admit the Japanese on
the same quota basis as Europeans." -THE OR1-\NGE PE1-\L
As this is a much discus:,cd qu·estion, and
e:veryone, the audienc-zs wc1c ,;pl0ndirl in size and
The g-irls debated in four debates this year.
t.I,ial, and a triangle. one which interests . , . nea,i.
111 :.he rnterest difplayed. •
Th·:>re were two sing! , e,, a
The first one was a triangle, held on iVI~rch t~nth. The Albany affir­
mative, composed of Jean Buchanan a1~d Cather111e Pratt, debated the Willal)l­
ette negative iiere. The Albany negative, l\'forlyn Young-and Frances Tomiin­
son, debated Linfield at Lin field, and Lin field ,ind Willamette tangled for honw
at Willamette. The debate was non-decision, but in spite of that, was a moJt
interesting· discussion.
The s2cond debate w.as with Occidental College of Los Angeles. This
was rather unusual in that the team against which the Albany College negatil'e
ctebated was composed of men. This contest was a decision debate, the
result being a tie.
The third regular debate of the season was another single, this time
with Willamette University Fre:,hmen, th.is !:cam also being composed of men.
Albany upheld the affirmativ·2 and Willamette the negative of the question.
T(;is was also a d-zcision debate, Albany g-etting a unanimou'.; vote.
The last intercollegiate women's debate was a dual debate with College
of Puget.Sound. The second group of teams conte,,t.ed in this deb.ate; the nega­
tive, composed of Clara Wilfret and Mildred McIntosh, traveling, and the
affirmative, of Lucile Holman and Hazel Gilbert, remaining h-cre. This debate
was an audience decision, and Albany College won at home but lost at Puget
Sound.
All in all, this debate season was very successful. Besides the debates
here mentionad, the girls participated in several practice debates, the most
important of which was one with 0. A. C. Another interesting feature in­
troduced here by the Judge was the open forum, in which members of the
audien(--c were allowed to ask the debaters any questions which had not been
cieared up to their satisfaction during the debate.
As the Judge and most of the girls who deb.a ted this season are coming
back next year, and quite a force of promising new material has ah~ady been
uncovered, the prospects for next year's women's debate look very bright. A
more extensive program is also b-2ing planned, so it looks as though this si<le.of
student activity is going to be permanently established in old Alb.any College,.
Catherine Pratt, '28.
Thirty-,;ight THE ORANGE PEAL
Overholser Laws
Oratory
The popularity of the State Intercollegiate Oratorical Conte3t is steadily
grnwing, and Oregon colleges are realizing what a gre.at opportunity such
('ontests afford. Prof. Bale was faced with a difficult task this season in pick­
i:1g the Albany Colleg,e oratorc:, for there was no veteran group of public
,:peakers to pick from, yet so much interest was shown that a tryout for each
contest was necessary. Prof. Ba!·2, as is his usual custom, placed the emphasis
upon the message of the local speakers, as well as the conviction of their
voice and manner.
The Intercollegiate Oratorical As3ociation of Oregon Contest (more
commonly known as the Old Line Conte>'t) was held March 13 at the Oregon
State Normal School, Monmouth. Several weeks before this date, the local
contest was held. As this was during the debate season, the public speakin,g
department was so crowded that it was necessary to judge the orators upon
tbeir composition only, hence no speaking contest was held. Several or.ations
were entered, and Alva Laws of the Clas.;; of '28, was chosen to represent Al­
bany College with the oration, "Ghancli-A Wo1·ld Challenge."
Shortly before the contest at Monmouth, the local tryout to pick the
college orator for the State Int-ercollegiate Peace Contest was held in the col­
Lege chapel. A great deal of interest w.as shown in this contest, eight contestant;;;
t:-ying out. Wayne Overho13er, also of the Class of '28, was given first with
the oration, "Imperialism or Democracy." Mary Wood finished second and
Bob Clausen third. The State Peace Contest was held at Pacific Unive1·sity,
Forest Grove, April 10.
While neither of Albany's men placed in the Stat:e Contests, it was felt
that they represented the College very well, and that, in keeping with Prof.
Bale's policy, both men took advantage of an opportunity to ,give orations
that would contain vital messages for any American audience.
As a regular course will be given next year in Oratory, and as both
of the orators expect to be back next year, an even more successful season i3
expected next year than• was experienced this year.
Wayne Overholser, '28.
Thirty-nine THE ORANGE PEAL
Ghandi--A VVor1d Challenge
HE greatest empire on earth has come face to face with an enemv
strong0r and more baffling· than all the armies of Christendom •
. enemy wholly immune from machine guns and prison bars. A hu~:~
p(,rsonality s~ di1 cct, s_o simple _that the subtlet_ies of ,governmental policy
cannot touch it; so flammg that v10kmcc and p11ys1cal force are helpless in its
pr-~sence. It resembles the faith that sent early Christians singing to a ghastlv
death, or the Quakers to persecuticn and exile. Colonial officers find it weli.
nigh impossible to understand or to deal with such a power. This enemy of im­
perialism and force is Mahatma Gandhi.
Born in a ·little state cf northweste1 n India, in 18G8, he comes of an
ardent, active and practical race. Both Gandhi's father and grandfather were
leaders; both met with persecutions because of their indepencl-cnt spirit. His
f~mily belon~ed to _the cultiv~tecl class o_f ~he lower caste. His parents taught
him, from childhooo, the doctrme of non-rnJury to any form of lifo as on(! of the
basic principles. '
Large, soft, dark eyes; a small, frail body; thin face; his head covered
with a small, white cap; hi$ body clothed in coarse, white cloth-such is the
eutward picture of perhaps the most compelling soul in the world today.
His expre~sion proclaims infinite patience .and love. A childlike sim­
?licity of mannPr; gentle and courteous, even when dealing with his adversar­
ies; :ransparen_t;J~ s!ncere; modest and unassuming to the point of sometimes
seem1~g. almo~t t1m1d and hesitant in making ass-crtions; yet there is always
fo!t his mdonutable spirit. He makes no promises, yet he readily .admits his
llllstakes. Diplomacy is unknown to him. He shuns, or rather never thinks
about, ?ratorical_ effect, and shrinks unconsciously from the .great popular dem­
C1ns:ra_t1_ons contmually organized in his honor throughout India. He distrusts
maJoi:ities, ~ear~ "Mobocracy" and the unbridled passions of the populace.
On'.y m a mmor!ty does he feel at ease and he is happiest when in meditative
3ohtude, )1e can listen to the "Still small voice" within. '
t ~uch is the man who has stirred three hundred million people almost !11~e times the population of our nation to revolt· shaken the verv 1
founda-
tions of the great B ··t· h E. • ' ' • . t :,. 11 is mp1re; fired the world's imagination; and introduced
lll O human poh(.JcS the strongest religious impetus since Christ lived on earth.
tha tlThe effect of Mahatma Gandhi's leadership in India has been much mor .. -e
n 1e mere de%lopment of J h • • • • t ~utho ··t H a c ever tee mque of passive resistance to unJUS
' 11 y. e hac worked a ~ h 1 • • s'able . ~ • p-,yc o og1cal miracle. To a people of r.ather un-
i•~~egi·antei· rvous ldisposition, mystical, brooding and easily swayed, he has brought
• on an( ~trength U l'k yond all l't• •1' • n 1 e most radical leaders, and with a wisdom be-po I ica expediency 1 h f f ti peopl-a und' t ., l . , 1e as, as ar as possible, left the roots o . 1,e
is moec 111 the customs and religion that have nourished them. He
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]:as in fact made his revolution grow out of these roots. Where mass move­
ments in the western world deal larg·ely in gesture3 of violence and in the
0utward manife,;tations, in th-2 Gandhi movement a process of inner re,genera­
ticn keeps step with the progress of outer rebellion.
Gandhi is working also to abolish one of the greatest curses of India, the
caste system. For the past few years in the common cause, caste lines have
been growing le:;s sharp, but the vast class of "Untouchables", has largely re­
mained to mock anci block democracy's slow growth in India. They may be de­
graded and ignorant, 011 they may be educated and profes::;ional men, as the
case may be. But these untouchables are all subject to a system of rest1<c­
tions and taboos to which they must submit. All forms of social intercourse
are prohibited with members of the higher castes, who will not even touch their
humble brother:;. Gandhi opposes this separation, knowing full well that an
actual change in practice will involve a social upheaval as profound as the
Russian Revolution.
As usual, the power of the British authority is on the sicke of the old
order, in spite of an empty, formal opposition to the caste system. The move­
ment to end the stigma of "Untouchability" has developed within the ranks d
the higher caste Hindu passive-resisters and tho they have suffered imprison­
ment and hunger, their passive resistance has had its effect upon the Brahmins
in eve1·y part of India where their privileged position has been aclo10wledg3d.
The nati0nalist movement has been gaining momentum in India for the
past forty years, altho it was not until it found in Gandhi a great spiritual
leader that any considerable degree of change was noted. In the past few
years Gandhi has influenced more people at one time than any other person in
history except Christ.
Gandhi's philosophy is admirably &ct forth in his book, "The Sermon on
the Sea." It teaches the gospel of love in plac,2 of the gospel of hate, that vio­
lence is to be overcome by self-sacrifice, .and it flings the force of soul against
the force of brnte. It has become a real living challenge to all western civi­
lization.
As early as 1909, Gandhi looked into the future and predicted the dire
consequences of the mad race for armaments, in which all nations of the civi­
lized world w-cre then engaged. Even after the greatest catastrophe in the his­
to1·y of mankind-the late world war-it Seems that nations have not vet
learned that armament can bring only enmity. •
The searching question Gandhi puts to manldnd is: "Have you learned
to utilize your domain over th-c forces of 11ature for the good of the human race,
or, possessed by the acquisitive instinct, have you simply become more efficient
in subjugating m<'!n, nations, races, and in destroying tJ1e worth of human per­
sonality?" This comes as a personal challenge which we cannot easily put
aside, foJ.' the whole. future of the human race depends solely upon. the solution
of this great problem. To quote Gandhi, "We have the right to retain our
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knowledge of, irnd power over, the fo1 .. ces
1~f nature only if we can develop a
capacity to harness them for human good.
Gancthi does not quarrel with science; in fact, h0 pays foll tri\)Ute b ti
spirit of research which fires _the :11octern scientis~, _but his quarrel is with t~:
materialistic motive and the cilt'ectton that that spll'lt has taken.
The follvwfrS of Gandhi are incre~sing by the thousands every day, It
;~ harrl to foresee the final re:rnlcs of this movement. If in its very infan ,
it could shake the whoki British Empire as it has clone, what may be the .res:!~
is this passive-resistance revolution wins more and more of India? What is
there to prevem it from becoming the policy of oppressed peoples in everv
land? .May not this be the ,:elution to the a.ge-old question, "How 'can wm;
be averted?" It takes two antagonistic parties to carry on war, and is not
Gandhi's way in keeping with Christ's teaching, "Resist not evil", "forgive
>·evenly times st'ven", "J1'eet evil with gooc!'', "love your c:ncmies"?
In a world gToping for leadership, for a way out; a world whose war
wounds are not yet healed; whose materialism, selfish n.ationalism, and race
hatreds seem hopeless, ever-widening chasms that mock at the dream of world
brotherhood anti peace; the living, pr~sent example of this man's life, drawing
millions after him, meeting the weapons of physical force upon which the mcd­
ern world relies, with only the weapons of spiritual ideals is at once the most
arresting, challenging sign of hope to be discerned on the horizon of the world's
future.
To every thinking college man and woman today his leadership must be
a( once a tremendous challenge to life consecration and a denial of the cvnic's
rneer ~t spiritu~l icJ.aals. In a world where physical force has miserably failed,
~a.ndhi ha~ revived mankind's waning faith in the practicability, the irresisti­
bility and mevitable, ultimate tiiurnph of spiritual weapons.
Says Dr. John Hayes Holmes, "Mahatma Gandhi, if judged by the spirit­
ual standards- est!lblished by the prophetic souls of history, must be regarde<l
as the greatest 1· • • h •. man 1ymg m t e world today. He is properly to be classified
with _s~ch nationalistic leaders as Wallace, Washington, Emmet, Kossuth and
Mazz1m; yet by ~hee1· po•v·~r of . l't l h . . •• . " • ~ pe1 sona 1 y, c ept of ms1ght sweep of V1s1on, r,ur1tv of character t lf t I • • . ' . • . ' , s eac as c evotion to ideals titanic heroism and utter trust ,n the !ugh • tt ··b . . ' '
l . ei 3 11 utes of the spmt, he lifts himself to the exalte.1, if lonely, r ane of !us own compatr· t G t h • • f Nazareth." 10 , a a ma Buddah-1f not of thP. teacher, Jesu3 c THE ORANGE PEAL
Imperialism or Democracy
Jw.~~ N 1914 the German a,·my was hurled across Belgium into France; K[~:H 'iir'i" and there ~ollowed the horrors of_those tenibl~ four y_ears; th·c. mur­
• ~~ de1· of Erhth Gavell, the destruction of Louvam ancl its magrnficent
libr~ry, the munler of hundreds of civilians in Paris and. London by aeroplane
!aids, the atrocities cf the ::;ea, besides the su!forin.g- and t1·agedies that
ciaily took place in the front line trenches. That is modern, international war.
But the next w·w shall be far more honible with the new cleath dealing ma­
chines that sci-:rntists hav-e discovered. It shall not be a struggle between
,1rmies but between scientists. Another international catastrophe such as that
,)J' 1914-1S shall clestroy civilization and usher in another era of barbarism
such as that following the fall of the Roman Empire.
The greatest trag'8<ly cf it all is that war never settles anythin,g. The
·worlcl ,War destroyed autocracy in Ge1many and Austria temporadly, and in
those two nations only, but on the other hand it cost three hundred and thirty­
se::ven billion dollars, twenty-six million lives, the mcrai deterioration of whol-e
nations, spiritual tragedies beyond computation, and the sowing of the seeds cf
innumerable future wars. What has war gained? Nothing but misery and
degredation. Some say that war is justifiable to protect the weak, but the
World's 1war made 9,000,000 orphans, 5,000,000 widows, 13,000,000 dead civil­
ians, 10,000,000 refugees, besides the millions of soldiers lost to the world.
Surely war is no protection to the weak, for war makes might right.
The world is tired of war-the whole world wants lasting peace. Yet
t.he war wounds of the world are still unhealed. The problem is, How can we
(•nd war for -all time? But eternal peace can only come when two steps are
taken, the raising of the ideals of t_he world until people 1'€cognize the ri,ghts
of others; second, the acceptance as the truth of Ruskin's saying, "There is no
wealth but life," the raising of human values above those of commodities.
That must be the final go.al of all our efforts if war is to be abolished. The
youth of the land has always been its hope, and we, as college men and women,
as th-e leaders of tomorrow, must face the responsibility of raising the world's
ideals to this higher level. Each of us must realiz-e that if our ,generation is
t.o succeed in its great work of outlawing war, we must do our p.art, but if
it. fails, it is each of us who have failed. This is a personal problem that must
be taken to heart by every college man and woman today, for it is only through
us as future leaders that the masses can he effectively reached. Today the
college ,graduate!' of years past are the l,eaclers and statesmen of the world.
H they had received the training in their youth that we are receiving today,
.:,ncl if each had realized that it was his personal responsibility to abolish
war, the last war would never have been fought. So if we, who shall be the
leaders of tomonow, shall shoulder our responsibility, war shall never come
again.
Forty-th rec The basic cause of all wars has alway!:j been [Incl must always be the
hick of spiritual ideals. But the next strata of the causes of war in our com­
plex civilization toc!ay is a concrete group---the only ones who gain in any
modern war-tlv 2 capitalists. They are the ones who, by their control of the
pres:,, the schools and the $tate, plunge the world into chaos. They are the
O?ies who sacrifice our blood on the altar of l\'Iammon. And th-cy are the ones
who must face the responsibility of war. There were twenty-nine specific causes
of war recently enumerated, and out of that group only one can not he traced
back to capitalism. For instance, fear and hatred are stressed as being causes
of war, but back of that is capitalism, with it:, propaganda through the movies,
the press and the schools, that is constantly fanning the embers of national
hatred. It is economic imperialism demanding the protection of vast capita! at
the expense of human life that causes war. By removing capitali;,m as the
guiding hand in the nations, we shall hav-8 removed the great cause of modern
war. This, then, is our immediate duty as college men and women, to dethrone
the world's war lord, capitalism, and enthrone democracy; to take the profit out
cf war. Mark this, we must not destroy capitalism, for it is needed, but what
we must do is to destroy the special privileges and powers of capitalism as
they exist. today. We must not have class rule of any kind, but a true democ­
racy, in which you and I, as American citizens ancl potential leaders, do our
duty to free the world from war.
It is because of our neglect of duty that capitalists are enabled to send
American boys to .Protect their interests in foreign fields. Twice within re­
cent yean we h·1ve sent troops into Mexico, we have annexed Hawaii .and other
i~lands, and toclny America is fully launched upon a course of imperialism. It
is for protectio:1 of capitalism that we stationed troops in Oantr.al American
countries, ancl that is why we sent troops to Santo Domin.go and Haiti, and
ruled those couniri-es with the despotism of .a foreign tyrant. It was an ef­
fort to protect Ameiican capitalistic interests in Cub.a that plunged America
into war with Spain.
. At the b~ginning of the war of 1914, there were three great European
empnes, Russia, Germany and England. At the '2nd of the war only England
was left. But the war brought forward two more, and today there are three
:vorld .empires, Jnpan, England and the United States, and the path the world
is takm~ today, the1-e must be another great war fought to determine the
commercial predominance of the world.
. This, _then, is the question t.oday. Shall it be imperialism or democracy?
Shall Amenca be an e • b • · bl' mpn,e or a repu he? If we are to rem.am a repu 1c,
re must g-et ba.-:k our old democracy that characterized our nation the first
l.'1tm<lretl years of its existence when men held liberty dearer than life• when · 1ey struggle I • . ' ?.n 1 th . cl c against a foreign tyrant in 1776, and fought and died that they
U.Pc tehirt esc~n:lants might have liherty. But America is turning her back
on a trachbur a I JI • d l.ier l'b t· . ' nc a owmg the tentacles of capitalism to close aroun • 1 er 1es. If they . t b . • aic o e retamed we must fight, and we can say today, a;, Peter Muhk-nb-erg said to his congregation in 177G, "There is a time to
f:ght; and that ':ime has come." And truly it has come .to Americ~ today if
we are to retain our liberties, but the most wonderful thrng about it today 1s
bat we do not need to fight with bayonet~ and bullets, but with our live"',
c,ur actions and our vot2, as f;-ee Amet·ican citizens.
In times of peare we must prepare for peace. We must set up an in­
ternational trib11nal cf justice to wh.ic!1 all questions must be sent for arbi­
tration and that t,·itunal to declare all nations criminals wlio start war, to
outlaw international duelling as individual du-2lling has Jong been outlawed.
The movement must start in America. We Americans must take away from
the war lords the control of our schools ancl colleges, and must teach the
truth that the glory of the world can only come through peace ancl that we
can build up a civilization based upon spiritual ideals only in times of peace.
We must demand a press free from the clutches of capitalism. Our churches
must take up a constrnctive pre.gram against war. But in th-3 last analysis
the solution 1m,st always rest with the individual-shall we continue our
s1crifice of life for wealth, or shall we bring back our old democracy and
dethrone capitah;m? Shall we maintain our pagan ideals of today, or sub­
;;titute the Christian ideals? We must fac-e our duty as American citizens
and Am-crican leaders, and .act and vote and live accordingly. We must live up
to our ideals, and carry on for the sake of those millions of boys who pa;d the
supreme sacrifice on the battle-fields of Europe that the world might b~ frc~d
from the curse 0f war.
"Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forg·et, le,;t we forget."
The tradition of America is a faith, a hope, .a conviction, a burning en­
deavor, c-entering in a sacred ideal-liberty and justice for the human race.
But that cannct (;Orne in time of war. To live up to our ideal, war must go,
and we must (10 cur duty here $0 that we may build up here on earth a
spiritual civilization whose basic principles were laid down upon the shores
of Galilee two thousand y·aars .ago, a civilization based upon peace and good
will toward men.
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Y. M. C. A.
Glenn Coie .............................................................................. President
Arlie ;Hatch .................................................................. Vice President
Paul Ellis ................................................................................... Secretary
Leston Fate .............................................................................. Treasurer
Frederic Landi3, DeRycke, Clausen .............. Committee Chairmen
Dr. Lee ......................................................................... Faculty Advisor
The Y. M. C. A. has had a very successful y•wr in that the membership
was one hundred per cent, and the topics studied were of absorbing interest.
The Y. M. C. A. has been very fortunate in obtaining a large number
0f outsid-alecturers and returned missionaries to address them throughout the
year.-H. H. B. '26.
Forty-eight Y. W. C. A.
Al ic·a .Jess .................................................................................. P1·e:c:;den t
Lucile Holman .......................................... ., .................... Vice President
Hazel Gilbert ............................................................................ Secretary
Clara Wilfert ........................................................................ Treasurer
Lucile Shepherd, Merlyn Young .................... Committee Chairmen
Dean Powell .................................................................. Faculty Advisor
The Y. W. C. A has had a very successful year in that the membership
has been one hundred per cent, and the topics taken up for discussion were of
ab.;orbing inte;·est. Joint meetings were held, once a month throughout the
~·ear, with th-a young men's group.
Many interesting lectures were given by outside speakers during the
year; the greater portion of the speakers wera returned missionaries.-H. H.
B., '26.
Forty-nine Albany College Women's Association
Clam Wilfert ............................................................................ President
Alice Jess ....................................................................... Vice President
Elizabeth Smith ...................................................................... Secretarv
Ella Olsen ................................................................................ Treasure;·
Lydia Guild, Merlyn Young .............................. Committee Chairmen
The Association has given much to the social life of the College as well
a,, to the intellectual. Parties, teas, picnics imd other enjoyable functions
have served to make a niche in the heart of each colleg-= student, for the
Association and its work of bringing the students in closer contact with each
ocher and the community.
The Association cleserve3 a great deal of prais'<l for the splendid sup­
port it has given the Colleg,a through the year.-H. H. B. '26. THE ORANGE PEAL
Natural Science Club
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Fayette Johnson ...................................................................... Treasurer
The Natural Schmce Club was organized last fall and has ·filled a large
gap in the college life. The membership of the club i3 open to any student
who has or is taking a Natural Science course.
Meetings were held twice a month with a Well varied program in the
scientific fields. Lectures, reports, papers, and slides made up the winter
program:; but in the spring trips were made into th-3 surrounding country
and towns where different topics were studied. THE ORANGE PEAL
Varsity A
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The membership of the Var~it' "A" • awarded a letter for work in ath ". ) . . . ~ons1sts of thos~ who have been
the Athl-etic Council a great deal !~tic act1:71ti.es. The o~·gamzation has aided
manship and clean athl t· Y standmg for the highest type of sports-e 1c contests.
The members of the "A" h toms of the College Th . ave helped preserve the traditions and cus-
. • ey a1e alwavs willing t 1 1 • 1 erc1ses and functions. • o 1e p m a l the college ex-
"Y ears of luck to those who orange and black!"-R. H.B. ,26. never say die-the Pirates of the blood-
Fifty-two Alpha Delta Pi
David Porter ............................................................................ President
Haz-el Gilbert .................................................................. Vice President
Lucile Holman .......................................................................... Secretary
Frederic Landis .................................................................... .Tl'easurer
Prof. Eale .................................................................... Faculty Advisor
The Alpha Delta Pi forensic society was organized this year, and its
membel"ship takes in those who have repr-esented the school in oratory and
deb.ate. The society has taken an active part in the forensic affairs, as well
as the social side of the college life.
The society is looking· forward to its acceptance, as a chapter, by the Pi
I<appa Delta, the national honorary forensic society.-H. H. E., '26. Tl-:f E ORANGE PEAL
Alpha Gamma
II Th-c Alpha Gamma Society is the
C<' ege. The s • t h · • oldeSt women's organization in the
ti . oc1e y as given several lli • . ns year, be3ides helpi·ng· the cnics, parties and entertainments rt new worne t I i e of the collegc.-H. H. B. '2G. n s uc ents to ,g-et adjust'<Jd in the
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Omega Zeta
The Omega Zeta is one of the oldest young men's societies on the
campus and has given refreshing entertainments with its initiations as well
as its social activities. It has aided a great deal in keeping· up the tradi­
tions and customs of the Pirates.-H. H. B. '2G.
Fifty-five Alumni
The Alumni of Albany College have chosen to d·2d'icate this page to the
memory of George Byers, Class of 1903.
GEORGE DOUGLAS BYERS
Since this record was 1.ast published a strange honor has been thrust up.
en Albany. In the Alumni record we now read, George D. Byers, Christian Martyr.
In 1906, Dr. Landon, of San Anselmo. said in Albany's chapel, "It wns
my privilege before startin,g on this trip to bid George Byers Godspeed as he
sailed for China. I do not know what you callecl him hel'e, but at San Anselmo
he is known ns 'Old Faithful'."
Worthy of that name, he <lied, June 24, 1924, marty1·€d at his own gate­
way by Chinese bandit,. Guarded by s0ldiers, eulogized by foreign Consuls and
Chinese officials, his body was laid in its 1·esting place in far away Hainan.
Working his way through high school, Mr. Byers came to Albany, still
cc,ntinuing to support himself. Immediately upon graduation from San An-
3elmo he went to China. It was his custom to write at Christmas time a brief
history of the way God hacl led him cluring the past year. In 1911 he wrote­
"The ~ost unsatisfactory thing in the past years is the fact that I have won so
few souls for my Lord and Master. My Lord, help me to win more souls for thee."
During· the following years he had his prayers answered in the hundreds
he w_as permitted to baptize. The love of his people for their pastor was shown
at his death as with tear filled eyes they recounted his deeds.
There have been many who have laid down their lives in service but still
this noble army stands ready. Let the name of Geo1:ge Byers be held in loving 1
~emory and let his own Alma Mater stand reacly to carry on in the life of ser­v,ce to which he. was consecrated.
As P • "d t • leSI en of the College I always missed the Senior Class after graduation but I mi~s I G . . B .
' 3 ec eo1ge yers more than .anyone. He was my right hand man.-W. H. Lee. MARTHA MONTAGUE. '10.
f The zeal. th~t burn<ed in the soul of George Byers illuminated his very ace. My association~ ·th h" ·
• • 1vl nn m our college days is one of the lasting influen-ces m my hfe.-George Pratt, '02. Septemher
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Social Calendar
29-Sophomore Th'eatre Party.
1.-Freshman Party.
3-Freslilrnan Guard Party and Sophomore Skatir.g Party.
10-Upperclass Party.
29-Benefit Carnival given by Albany Woman's League.
5-Freshman Party at Scout Camp.
6-Banquet given by Pres. and Mrs. Greene to A. C. football
champs.
12-Student Body Party.
16-"Tour Around the World," given by Woman's League.
23-Dinil'2r given by Miss Irvine for Y. W. Girl:,.
28-l. W. and Y. M. Banquet at Tremont Hall.
G--Alpha Gamma Theatre Party.
14-Valentine Party given by W. A. A. in honor of N. P. Dental
Basketball players.
9-Flunk Day.
23-Alpha Delta Pi Reception.
16-Tea given by Mrs. Gr-aene in honor of Puget Sound Guests.
17-Student Body Party.
22-Y. W. Cabinet and Freshman Commission Dinner.
1-May Day Festival.
8-"The Importance of Being Earnest," given by Student. Body.
in the Rameseum Theatre.
12-Alpha Delta Pi Dinner at "Mother's Inn."
14-Y. W. Silver Tea given at Mrs. Greene's.
14-Baccalaureate Sermon.
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Eunetian Literary Society
Frederic Landis ...................................................................... Presiclent
Robert Clausen ... ·--················ ...................................... Vice P1~sidcnt
Elizabeth Smith .......................................... ••··-···-···················Secretary
Hoxsey Borden ....................................................................... Treasurer
The Eunetian Litcra1 y Society is the oldest lite,·;ffy organization in the
College, and it has given without reserve to the ~m-ich1~1ent of the collegP, life,
traditions and customs.
Meetings were held twice monthly throughout the year with a varied
program "f stories, debate::;, orations, papers, criticism,; and music.
A joint program was held with the. Alpha Lambda Society at the t'nd
of th·e yea1·.-H. H. B. '26.
Fifty-nine ID Literary Selections--Eunetian
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The Fallacy of Eating
R CHAIRMAN, honorable judges and fellow victims of the ea.ting
habit. The subject of my cliscussion is: "Resolved that e~ting should
be discontinued by thee human race." You will note that I call thi3
a subject instead of a question-there is no question to it. This
c'Iscussion therefore, has no negative.
The contemporary periodicals contain large advertisements informing
t:s that we clo not know what to eat and that at our present pace we are
hurrying toward physical ruin. The people of the world persist in foisting
upon their digestive systems incompatible chemical combinations which wreak
horrible havoc upcn the highway to man's heart. In spite of these timely
,·rnrnings, man continues to partake of these noxious, insidious poisons which
vtoman places on the table before him. If, after 100,000 or so years of
eating we ape unmindful of the rules, why not give it up and devote the time
to some more constructive efforts?
According to statistics furnished by the national board of Bolshevism
and labor Agitation, thi1' audience is composed almost exclusively of men
ground down to the marrow on the abrasive wheel of drudg'ery-victims of
the cupidity of capital and ihe uppishness of the upper-class. What is the
t1)use? Labor is man's lot, due to Adam's weakness-eating. Adam
was much put out about this, but we are still eating ourselves out of honse
and home just as he did, so let us not sniff at his failings.
If one business man wishes to fleece another, what clo·as he do? He
takes him out tO' lunch, where, under the lethal effects of the virulent viands,
the victim signs the contract and the mischief is done!
What is wi-ong· with this country? Eating! We need a quickening
?f .the national conscience, ,a quick, sure blow at this beclouding, fulginous
mchfference. and eating c0ulrl be outlawed just as clrinkivg has. We must
strike at this complac·ant drifting along. We think, "Oh, well, I can quit
whenever I wish, I will eat for a while longer." But that is the treacherous
thing· about this perfidious demon of destruction-dining. One never realiz<os
how deep the talons of this monster .are imbedded in his throat until he trie3
to quit.
. Andrew Gump, the Gh3:ndi of America, has set about to free his people
l,ke a true martyr. He has almost totally denied himself palate pleasure.
Consi.d~!· the specious maxim, "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow
you may che. The country has adopted prohibition-why should we die?
Let us content ourselves 1·th • 1 b • • • w meie Y emg merry for eatmg and dyrng ar-a
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To see curselves as others see us. Contemplate the Gourmand as he
,its at the debri.:; of his cru'Ylb-sti,2wn table, his bleary eyes and grea:c;y,
~weat-streakerl foiehe~d den'.Jte an inebriated snd'eit. His main actuating
motive is to cat, to cat! To cl0y his overfed taste with creamy delicacies.
With a groan he Peaches for more of the piquant, rich, highly seasoned food.
Then like a voluptuous animal 1,e proceeds to cram it into his satiated system.
With a ,lazed and drunken cl8bilitatccl stare this turgid epicure welters in ~his
,cnsuous orgy of gluttony until his breath comes in short pain·2d gasps, and
he falls over 1!1e wreckage of his meal in a cl uggecl torpor,-a bloated hulk
from which porcine snores emanate.
A revoltir.g picture, you say? Yes, truly, but I ike prohibition propa­
ganda it mereiy shows the extreme cf a cor.dition which everywhere exists
in a more moderate form.
If everyone was forced to work thi ec hcurs a clay, the world's neces­
oities could be providecl,-1:ut suppose we all quit eating? What time w-a
would have to devote to the aesthetic things of life-the arts, the sciences,
t.!1e cross-word puzzles? Our h0uses would be built without dining rooms
kitchens or pantries, three hours a day would not be wasted on eating'.
farmers could take the vacations for which theJr lrn,ve asked congress all
these years. Restaurants, bak<cries, g-rocery stores and canneries would be
unneeded and patent medicine companies would be exterminated. Ill health
would ~anish as wealth do:s on the first of January. Victims of obesity
11:ould chsappear from our midst, fallen arches would be rai3ecl, in short every
ailment would take wings,-even the galloping consumption. In fact all kinds
of consumption.
The stomach, that filcher of man's energy, falling into disuse, would
catapult the race into an era of astounding· social progress. And, Oh! Giorious
thought, after-dinner speakers would be no more.
. . Surely the much mooted Utopia is upon us if we only catch the
vision. of helping to free the race from eating. Would you be ·emancipated
from its toils? s· th • • · 1gn e convement coupon below .and receive the handsome
booklet telling of our breath-taking· plan.-Paid advertisement. THE ORANGE PEAL
War and the Way of Jesus
CHALLENGE to every professed Christia-ri has recently foun I ._
• fCl". 1~ press10n in a group: o u·1stian students in one of our American
Universities: "Recognizing- that the method of war is celf­
defeating, involving greater evils than it can remove, and is con­
\,·ary to my unders~anding of ~he spirit and prinripks of Jesus, I am com-
pelled to turn from it and n:ly rnstcad upon the creative powers of love."
. "It _is i~y pur~ose to st'.·ive _for the removal of the causes of war, and
smce war mevitably rnvolves violation of these principles, I find myself unable
t,1 take ipart in it." Strange-in a nation that prides itself on t,2in
CfhrJistian-Ctlh~t a1~yone who belie.vcs this ancl attempts to liv<' it, as a discipl!
o esus mst, 1s condemned rn the most scathing terms and is bran le l
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c~warc, ra ica , 1s derided and scorned as an irrational pac.ifist, disloyal to
his country.
Th,z fact that war is both horrible and useless cannot longer be clenied.
War means not the courage of man to man conflict---for clea.th from unseen
forces m:-ikes human bravery helpl8ss. What of one who, to-clay resolutelv
affirms, "I am compelled to turn from it and rely instead upon the creati~
powers of love?" Who among us has given Love a fair trial? , . !s. not the time at ~and when the followers of the Prince of Peace,
~~:~g?,1zmg the truth of this assertion, "He that takes the sword 3hall perish
.'· it, ~hall test the love policy as the one true solution for political and
mternational ills? What if it does bring persecution if the world thereby
learns the lesson? •
Our present state of affairs is not hop-cless, but twisted by traditions
and false conceptions an l tt·t l -b ·1 • c a i uc e:s m t up throuirh our use of and reliance upon force. --
Shall our attitude co11t·n t b f • . •
l • • 1 ue o e. one o destruction as it now 1s or s mil we hearken to the Ch.· t • t . . . ' ' into lif . . us , m erp1-et His hfe m modern terms and put
e practice the ideals for which He was nailed to the cross?
_ Edna ~t. Vincent Millay in her beautiful allegory "Aria Da Capo" gives
u» a symbolism of war 'I'\ 1 h 1 . to amuse the 1, • vo_ s iep erc.s, while watching their flocks wrnted
, ll f mse 'es, and decided to "play a little game." So thev built a '' a c pap-er. It was onl · b 1· . • it All th , Y a sym O 1<' wall, for either could have demolisl:ed • a" was on the far s:icle f th. 1 that which was thi . ' 0 is wal was to hclong to the one and
tJ-eir task th on s side belonged to the other. When they had completed
' ' ey saw that the flocks · •. 1 stream where the t were on one s1clP. of this wall and t.1e
"C ,, Y wa ered the sheep on the other.
ome, the one said " ·t . thirsty " "N 1 . • ' penm me to give my flock drink they are
. • l o, w1ll not" was the re 1 "Th t . • ' • • t11e game." What h I b . P Y, a 1s only your way of wmnmg
then hate entered th ~~ 1 eeu be.g1Jn m fun became dead earnest rivalry, and
en 1earts replad • th • • b tl one without water hi 1 ' ng· e spmt of fun. By and y 1e
stream and drink ,, ;~e f wa,s thirsty. "Permit me to ·-descend to the
you are only sayj~g thi \ 0th~r refused saying, "You do not need water-
• • s O wm the game.'' In his thirst the formers gaze
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fell upon a mass of jewels. He barp;ained for an -~xchange of a string of
these jewels for one cup of water.
He strung them upon a cord while the other mu to the brook with a
cup. Into the filled cup was stealthily squ•cezed the juice of a poiso~ous
herb. As the poisoned cup of water was pressed to his lips the one with the
jewels slipped the st1ing over the other's neck in such a mann·zr as to
~trangle him. As they both fell, the victims of each others hate, they fell
across the paper barrier and l:->c!hold it snapped and was no more .and they
perished ju each cther'c; ann<;. Thus God's children-brothers all-rear t1-eir
paper fences and perish in the foolish game of war even while that for which
th,zy fought perishes with them and is forgotten.
The border between two nations ;;afest to-day is the borderline between
Ca•nada and the United States. No paper wall is there, no border patrol or
ciefen&e is needed, no feeling- of ;,uspicion, no mi'>trust, no anxiety. These
chackles of hate, suspirion, lust, greed, jealousy, must be banished from our
hearts, as individuals fir::t,then as nations. I love my country. I have
dways loved it for all that it embodies of the noble and good. I love in my
country all that is of high ideal a.ml for that very reason I want my country
to be first in the abolition of war; to be first in the constructive steps toward
world disarmament. What if, for a time, it may seem that we are the
losers, what will that matter?
As we gaze upon the loss of human life, upon the destruction of
property, the pain amd headaches of wives, mothers and sweethearts, there
wells up in our hearts not a feeling of pride and glory, of victory, but a
foeling of remorse, of pain, of Joss, of dread for the future, which every one of
us must face, if we have at heart the welfare of our fair land. Who can say
that passive resistance will cost us more clear than another war?
May not Christ's injunction "He that saves his life loses it-He that
los-es his life, for my sake, finds it," apply to a nation as to an individual?
Can any nation's life be as glorious as the nation's memory that suff•~rs c:uci­
fidion that Christ's law of love may conquer the rule of M.ars between
nations?
It is my purpose to dedicat~ my life's energy t◊ the ministry of Jesu;,
Christ. I find myself face to, face with the task of teaching uncompromis­
ingly His way of life. As an organized force imbued wit.h life by the great
t,zacher, what can the Church do? What should be the attitude of its mem­
bers towards war?
If there were as much energy expended in action, as united and
determined a front .against world evils as there is betw·:'!en sectarian beFefs,
we would not be far from the Kin.gdom on earth to-day. Let us now, to-day,
begin. Wh.y, aftel· 2000 years of Christ's teachings, is the world to-day
controlled by gTeecl, ha,te, murder? Has Christianity failed, may it be that
we have never made an earnest, sincere trial of "Jesus way, all the way?"
This was the motto adopted at the recent Asilomar conferenc-c. Shall we
make of t.his motto just another empty mockery? Or shall we college men
and women take it and in earnest apply it to bringing world Peac,z? I am
~onvinced that if we compromise here we shall not find peace by any othi!r
hue-spun plan or theory our undergraduate minds can devise.
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PolWcl,ns aml dlplomols csmwt _nchM•e P"".". '.;'ithout the nl<l of the \i
Clrnrch. What has the Church done m this nrnct·d • It ha~ sent young 11
f ·ts pe\,,s 1·nto the trenches. It l:as sent men out of its pulpits as men rom 1
chaplains, without protest! It has laudP-d the courage from th~ pulpit:,, and
with voices guttural with hate urged the tarcly, the slow, to action, to enlist-
t In these ways has the Church C'Ountenanced war and compromised
men • • • ct • • t lf r • ll'iLh the world. ,W~r cannot be Justified as an en 111 1 .se . VI ar 1s a
means and tine Church has given its consent throughout history to its use,
taking no stand against this thing which is contrary to all Christ taught.
'.Ve confine our love of peace to paper, our trntrecl of war to the abstract.
We read with reve1'8nt hearts of the Prince of Pea~e "who came to :o;hine
en those who sit in darkness and in the shadow of cleath, to guide our steps
into the way of peace." Cur w.ar spirit finds expression in deeds, our love for
Christ in petty quibblings over abstract points in doctrines.
In this last war human life was cannon foclc:-2r, cheaper than the shot
and chemicals it took to blow it to bits, shrive it to ashes or rot it away. If
the abstract ri,ght of force justifies war, surely the abstract principle of love
justifies peace to any sincere believer in. Jesus' teachings.
We who believe in peace at all costs have a tl'cmendous burden to
bear. P,eace demands cur willingness to give our lives for its cause. A new
mid higher Patriotism must be our battle cry. A new .and higher courage
-the courage b()crn of the love of a Master with a great challenge for a. great
cause, a faith that knows no waning, a Faith in the inevitable victory of love
uver force. A courage that proclaims, "I know not how oth~;rs may choose,
liut as for me, I will follow Jesus' way, all the way." When the time comes
that hum.an .governments find themselves helpless to command their young
men who stand unswervingly loyal to that Higher authority, the Prince of
Peace, then war will be no mo1·e. The Kingdom where all men are brothers
will have come on Earth. Gradually over this land young men and women
are making their decisions, are joining "The hosts of dawn."
Sixty-four "Who goes there, in the night,
Across the storm-swept plain?
We are th~ ghosts of a valiant war,
A million murdered men!
Who goes there, at the dawn,
Across the sun-swept plain?
We are the hosts of those who swear:
It shall not be .again!" THE ORANGE PEAL
Alpha Lambda Literary Society
Merlvn Young ........................................................................ President
Carl Stewart... ................................................................ Vice President
Ella Olsen ................................................................................ S-zcretary
Leston Fate .............................................................................. Treasurer
'l'he Alpha Lambda Society was organized onl;1r last yeal', but has made
huge strides of progress in its first two years. The Society has been active in
college life since it w.as organized, and ,gives promise of greater progress in
the future.
A joint pi-og-ratn was held with the Eunetians :1: the encl of the college
year.-H. H. B. '26. THE ORANGE PEAL
Literary Selections--Alpha Lambda
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Bad ~!Janners 111 Correspondence
]n this stage of evolution it is becoming more and rnoi·e 1·rr· 1 . . . C l ICU t to
keep up with the latest et1qu·ctte. Evervwhere you go "OU see so 1
f " l " b · · f · " me set aw o goo< manners emg m rmgecl upon. The remedy ·is lr1s bee tl l • ' ' • 11 1oug 1t bv
many men would be to have society disregard all but a few laws f t· • . • ' o e 1quette
aml let the person choose for himself the way he shoulcl act at times not cov-
med by those few laws.
A few general hints passed out every cnce in a while will hel th-2
America.n populace to become better. p
In Church, when_ yot'. are being· ushered to a seat, to stop after the usher
ha;, started down the aisle 1s proper. He likes to walk down alone and he fe~ls
.so happy_ w_hen he turn~ arnuncl ancl finds you at·c not there. You should also re­
member 1t 1s -~ good_ tl~ng to take out your watch every few minubcs during the
3~rmon, especially 1f 1ts front cover shuts with a snap. In this way you in­
dicate that yo~ can tell time ~rnd that you cannot tell a good sermon. Always
carry on a wluspered conversation near the end of the sermon. In order tl~t
you may examine the new styles keep your eyes open during prayer.
Now, when you are in a public waiting-room, the proper thing to do is
to strew paper on the floor. In this way people can tell what your home is
Hke.
you should never arrive at public gatherings on time; and then, insist
?n taking your seat during tile first number. People love to have you pass
m front of_ them d~ri~g a selection. At musicales or concerts the enjoyment
of your neighbors 1~ mcreased when you whisper or talk low. By so doing
yc,u. show_ real musical taste and superi◊i' ability becaus-e you do not have
to listen m order to know the selection is being played.
When eating soup remember that a loud splash indicates real enJoy­
ment. Never lift your ·arm at the table, but rather glu-e your elbow to the
~a~le';, edge and dive for the food. Fill your mouth as full as possible, becau£e
lt is _made of India rubber and will stretch a lot. If you criticize the food un­
sparmgly it will make the cook foel good.
_It is my opinion that if you will carefully follow the above directions
you will be looked upon v-rith respect by all your fellow men. However, it is
)eft to your own judgment just how far you shall go in carrying out these
instructions. • h THE ORANGE PEAL
Must We Doubt?
"Our doubt::; are traitors.
And make us lose the good we oft mi,ght win,
By fearing to att.empt."
Tl,iere is a unanimous decision on the part of all Freshmen upon enter-
ing college that "ignorance is bliss." A realization hegins to form-that
i", that intellectual grounds a.re ripe for cultivation,_ an_d need it; that the
lime has arrived for deeper and more purpo3efol thmk1ng; that p-eople are
thinking more seriously about and are examining, and judg'ing those problems
of statesmanship which are the very ess,;,nce of a better informed populace.
To be successful in college work the• ::;tuclent must be loyal to a pur­
pose. This purpose should be to do his work the best 'he knows how.
Loyalty to a, purpose wins. But this loyalty require;, a determination to win.
Little effort is needed to drift in the current, which often leads to destruct'on;
,·onver:,ely, real manhood and womanhood is necessary to "buck" the current
to reach the bank-the goal of yom'• determination. Too many college
~iuclents lack this innate power of self-determination. It is pleasing to 1:-e
able to say that Albany College students of 1924 ai!ld 1925 do not lack the
"power to win;" the power "to buck currents of temptation, mental sloth,"
and come out victors, better fitted as men and women for a life duty. "If
tnou faint in the clay of thy adversity thy strength is small."
ThEI existence of self-determination has been well shown in Albany
College this year. Working under innumerabl•c difficulties, victories that are
wo1thy of any school's efforts, have been won in all events.
The general attitude has been, "when in doubt win th-e trick." In
football, basketball, and baseball, there was a limited group of young people
to select from, but the "bucking the current" spirit was in them. They started
out to win a game with the idea that "it is a poor sport that is not worth th~
candle," and "with a clear fire, a clean hearth, come the rigor of the game."
In forensics bounding progress has been made. The fact that "the wise
man must be wise before, not after the event," was readily recognized, and de­
batable questions studied with a purpose of ascertainin~· and proving con3c.ious
beliefs as to the right and wrong.
It is self-evident that there will be a day when we look back upon college
d~ys and say: "Ah, youth! forever cl-ear, forever kind." In spite of all adversi­
ties an<l difficulties intimate friendships are made that will influence you all
your life, ones that you cannot forget.
. If, for no other reason, college is worth the effort •expended because it
is there that we learn the g,·eat need of thinkers, We learn that there are
more people in the world who are thinking than we at first supposed, and
that in order to keep from among the drifting debris of stagnation and pull
ourselves to the banks of progress we must direct our efforts along lines of
h'<ltter men and women-ones who can think and do and ones who will think
and do. Abandon all doubt and have a purpose. Prepare and the time will
come. THE ORANGE PEAL
l nspiratjon
How many times it is, that a p·crson must th·, l· 1 . . . n ,, anc have tn· lo thmk about. How many tnnes 1t is, that a peison must 1. no Ing
I h. . spea' or write I ~ave not mg to speak or write about. This ability to hav . b' ,ani . d t 1· e a su Ject for ·•ou mm o 1. 1ssect and mold over may be either force of hab·t . . . ". r tion. 1 ' 01 pute tns1na-
Edison is widely quoted for ,,aying that ,o·enius is nine p ·t .
t' • l · -- <> a1 s persma-,on <1nc one pa rt mspnation, but becau;;e I am not a ~:eniu I • · l h. I , , • ~ s cannot rgree vnt 1 1111. hncl that 1f I hav•c an inspiration, I need perspire but one lO
us much as though I had none. .nth
Supp?se, as a mem_ber of an English class, you are asked to wrili! an
c-;;say; ~1othmg more defilut·2 than that. Suppose you must have it ready in a
short tllne; a time that does not allow you to wait for an inspirati 1 · · t· • 1 .1. on. am 1:1sp~ ra 1011 certa111 ;'. w~ 1_ '.10~ wai_t for you, wha~ t!1en? D_esperation; per~ira-
t1on, ~nd then, Oh: mspnation ! it comes! So it 1s. Havmg· no inspiratiiin, I
despaired, I perspired, and then; Oh !-I will write about inspiration. You
know it is a well know11 fact that if one speaks of angels, they appear. And
in writing about inspiration, I find inspiration. Gone is the desperatioi~ the
p·2rspir.ation ev~porates under the fire of inspiration and I write, faste1 and
faster, unable to keep up with my thoughts.
It is a queer thing, this inspiration. Wh"2re does it come from and 1Vh\'?
upon a perfectly blank mind, like cinemato.graph pictures on an unrrar;ed
screen, flashes a word or a phrase. Building from it, like cartoon pictuns are
fonnecl on the screen, a whole multitude of thoughts spring up and gyrateabout
;n, tJrn, --nl"H, vn;i;r.in[f, nmnnR1:.. Grnrlually they calm down and settle like 1ilt in
an eddy, in ordered anay. B"2hold, a representative assembl)', each member
telling of many more, and the whole when bound down to paper fonns a finished
composition.
It comes from the storehouse of the brain; th-e file room in which you
place all your thoughts that you do not need for every day use. And like
most of our storehouses, its contents are generally thrown on its shelves in
haphazard fashion. Searching through this storehoul,e for a likely topic
you dislodge some worthless thing from the bottom of the shelf and irnmeili­
ately the whole pile tumbles down about your ears. Leaping aside to avoid the
avalanche you stumble half blindly over some object which, upon closer investi­
,iation, you find to be inspiration. You know not where it comes from, but tl1at
it is.
But I will agree with Edison that no one can find inspiratioin u~le~s he
~:earches for it. Man is too lazv for it to be otherwise. He discards !us ideas
and forgets that they ever hav~ lived. Consequently they can ;'lot be expected
to seek him out when his empty mind is perplexed by its emptmess. He muSt
retrace his steps until he finds the thing so precious now, that he once scom­
fully dropped by the waysid-e-more likely th.an not, into a briar pa~h. H:
rr:ust return and be torn by the thorns of forgetfulness ti\\ he finds it An
then, having inspiration, suce€ss awaits him.
Sixty-eight ATHLETICS
"C. ; THE ORANGE PEAL
Athletic Council
ilar~·is Brock. ........................................................................... Football
Lewis Uhrhammer • ·······•········································•···············Basketball
Walte1· McFarland..................................................... B"seball Fred Pohl ............. "
············:························· •··············································Tennis
Dr. Hart, Dr. Sullivan, Prof. Moore ........................ Faculty Advisors
The Council has had its hands full this year on account of th • I •11111out fo athl t' Th e rncreasec '· . r ~ ~c_s. . e work facing the council was stupendous, but bv
ha1d :vork and u11tiat1ve the members have been able to keep u th l • •
'1'hletic p l l l b P e a1ge '' rogi-am c e~am ec Y the members of the student body, in spite of the
fact that they rece1v.ed a lower appropriation than has been usual in former
years, and the co~nc1l has still maintained its policy of not charging the stu­
dents for the mam ·games as has become the custom in some of the larger
schools.
Thoe football basketball l b b 11 ~ I • • , anc ase a "quac s had to be supphed with new
t0utfi_ts nearly all the way .around as the old equipment was literally falling
o pieces.
The entire student bocl f I th t 1 C • • . Y ee s a t 1e ounc1l has certarnly done a
gi eat deal of good f -1, ti 1 1
h. . o 1e sc 100 . Dr. Hart -especial!\" deserve~ thanks for
is unceasing efforts i b h If f h ' • ' " ' otherwise h' h h
I n e. a O t e students, and for the sacrifice in time and
w ic. e ms g1ven.-H. H. B. '26. THE ORANGE PEAL
Football
Prospects were mighty good when Co.ach Greene gave the call, last fall,
fo1· football. Material was plentiful, although a lar,ge portion of it was green,
hut that is not saying that it was the same at the end of the season. In fact,
[ would say it was decidedly seasoned at the time of the Linfield game. Early
m~d late, rain or shine, the boys were out on the field working. All one
heard was football and the prospects of winning the title again this year.
After three weeks of practice the t-eam thought it would try out its
r.bility, and on Octobe1· th-e eighteenth, they were very naughty and spanked
the teachers; which put one victory behind us. • Chemawa was next relieved
of a game by a very narrow score, and I firmly believe th~t. it would have
been larger if the boys had been trained in the art of shdmg, or maybe
:;leighing, through six or mo1-e inches of water, and not stopping for the
w;dth of the field. One of the Indians tried to put on a jugg·ling act behind
his own goal, but ·when he was ready to move on he found tha~ the colo:·
scheme was a decided blood-orange around him, and Patte1-son made it a safet),
which was the only score made.
The n-ext game was at home a.gainst the Pacific squad, but the boys · l ·t· · h ened except had everything their own way and nothmg real Y exc1 mg app • ,
that we were sco1-ed on for the first time.
L• fi Id on "Turkey
The next game of any importance was the game at m e j
l lJay," and I'm going· to spend the rest of my time on that big-game. It was
a fig·ht from the first pla~' all(\ it was only that spirit o.f "never say die" or
something strangely like il, that broke Linfielcl.
It wa3 one of those clear, frosty fall days when th·2 gang anivecl in
J,infie\cl territory with the full determination to win the .game or leave for
p8.rls unknown. Doth teams weie on the field at an early hour ancl our men
looked rather small besicle the massive players of Linf.elcl.
The game was callee! and Linfielcl slatted out battering clown out· line
by massing tlieir line and backfield on two of our smaller men. Slowly they
marched clown the field, through the shear weight of their t·eam, makiiw ~
touchdown and converting the goal. The Pirates picked up com-age f;om
the past, and flinging themselves against the opposition, clesperat·ely they
fought to prevent another score. The first quarter slipped by and then th~
second, with the conflict still raging, but the Pirates could not find a large
enough opening against the heavier team, ancl the score stoocl 7-0 in Linfield's
favor at the end of the flrst half. At the st.wt of the third quarter thel'e
~eemec\ to be something strange, some new power, added to our men, and
shortly after the start they swept clown the field for a scol'c. The goal was
1,ot converted. The battle raged harder .and ha.rder but at the end of the
quarter the score was still 7-G, in their favor. The last quarter was the
hardest. Urhammcr was put out of the fight by a dislocated knee. Then
something seemed to give way in the opposition's line, and our boys marched
steadily clown the field until they had Linfield in the shadow of theil' own
g<Jal posts. Pounding smashes-and then--the ball went to Linfrcld; we lo;,t
a touchdown by four inches. Three minutes to play and the ball Linfield's.
_1:,~ punt, and we hacl the ball again-three clowns, and Van Winkle lifted hi3
eyes to see the goal twenty yards ahead~the play was called and the ball
rose in a graceful curve over the center of the bar-a perfect kick. The
rest of us went insane. Score 7-9 in our favor. The last minut•c and a half
of desperate struggle and the game was ours by a margin of two points.
Each anc\ every one of the boys did ,great that day-there was Shorty­
he certainly did his sha1·c-ancl I .am certain that Linfield found the "baby"
(as they called him) a rock wall. Then there were Laubner and Wilkin,on,
who did some brilliant carrying, and Jimmy and his educated toe. Each of
the team gave his all and deserves unstinted praise.
We owe many thanks to Dr. Hart for his work and understanding
throughout the entire season. As the team expresses it, "He was a good
sport and stuck with us through thick .and thin." He has workecl hard in an
~,.ttempt to make everything run smoothly and successfully.
Urhammer was elected captain for next year.
I hope that the team will have .as much success next year as it ;has
had this year-that it will win thB championship for the third time, and with
it the cup. I have a feeling of sadness every time I think of the boys who wear
t.he bloocl-orange and black, but then I know that they will carry the colors and
the school always on to success.-H. H. B. '26, lVIanager.
Seventy-two THE ORANGE PEAL
Basketball
Although the 1925 basketball season at Albany College was not as
suceessful as it might have been, the amount of material developed out of the
squad of 20 men who, formed the two squads .and who will form a nucleus for
teams for the n-cxt three years, was a goodly accomplishment.
When the first call for hoopsters was issued on December 1, by the
student athletio manager Vernon Henderson, about 29 men answered the • ' t· b f · the Cluist-Sllmmons, and put in tlu-e,c weeks of pre-season prac ice e oie
mas holidays broke up the squad.
And only three of these 30 were lettermen, the rest being green ma-
terial. Then later when it hccame impossible to get a suitable coach, the
1 th• ·Ton left on\)' faculty appointed Vernon Henderson as the coach, am 1s posi 1
two exp·crienced players Van iWinkle and Wilfert. 1 1 . ' . . · • , tice was starte<, an< Immechatelv followrng the holidays, mtens1ve piac ' 1 f .
ti r. • . • . • cl tr,ing· groun< s 01
1c nrst game agarnst the Corvallis busrness men pt.:>\1>c ·' . . I up of former the entue Ph-ate squad. Although the Corvalhs team was ma< e .
stars from O A C the Albany plavers won by a few points margm. d • • ., • , • • ride after e-The next week, Monmouth Normal School, m all hei P ti Albanv
feating both Linfield and Pacific on her" own floor, journeyed to 1? 5•
f 11 l ome hectic game • campus but returned ·1 badly beaten crew. Then ° owec 5 • ., t '. ' ' , k-cl the Pirates ia • Lmflelcl won on her floor, but on the next \,ee en ' f ·paci"fic •- 11 Quake1·s rom ' • ~ned their average at the expense of th~ Jue' ess f the con-
Then the North Pacific basketeers from Portland, the real class O d t ,ake f h p • t s refuse O " • el'ance, offered opposition on the Albany floor, but t e ll'll e
sevcntl'-three ,,
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from their lethargy and the Dentists returned home in the lead of the con­
frrence.
The following week, Linfield received h~r medicine with a game spil·it
01: the Albany floor, and the next game with the Quakers furthered the
Pir.ate advance.
Then came the trying ,games. Monmouth had been laying for the
Albany team to come to their floor for the final game, and everything was set
fol' action. Every "school mam" was set to beat Albany, while the Piriates
were bent on turning back the T·2achers. The game sbrted ,vith a spurt Al­
bany taking the le.ad, however, and maintaining her superiorit)r until the' Rec­
u:d half when the home towners evened the count. l'owa1 ds the encl of the
game, the Pirates again took the lead and two minutes before the final whistle,
Jed by five points. But by some phenomenal shots, the Teachers tied the
count just as the final whistle sounded.
In the uproar that followed, the Albany boys, after playing a close
guarding game in the first two periods, lost their luck ancl Nebon, whirlwind
Teacher forward, ccntinued rolling them through the hoops, placing his team
in the lead by one point at the end of the over time period.
And tl,1e last game on tbe Pirate scheclul,e cam'.'! lhe next week at Port­
bnd. North Pacific had been sailing along with an easy wind, and they had
ne idea that a real game was in store for them. The Albany coach, it;. des­
peration, started \Vilfert at guard in place of Smith, w!10 had not been making
g-ood the shots that he was given.
At the outset of the game, the Rassier boys garnered eiight points fer
their team. Here the Albany defense took a brace, and Laws, Johnston and
Wilfert began to score. Befo1·e the 10 minute period had elapsed Coach Jaco­
ber of North Pacific had substitutecl his defense five for his offonse team, but
st.ill the Albany lead kept mounting.
At the str,1t of the seconcl half, the Dental 0ffensive five had b2en
placed back in the fray, but of no avail. The Pirat-es kept rolling in the bas­
kets, and three minutes before the last whistle, Albany led by eight points.
Captain Van Winkle, rememberin.g the difficulty at .Monmouth the previous
week, called for a slew defensive game the rest of the time.
The toothpullers, sensing the game, took advant.age of thefr speed and
long shooting, and began rolling in the baskets as th~ Pirate defense crum­
pled. And just as the last whistle was sounded, Louis Rassier, the star for­
ward of the conference, dropped through a basket which won the title for the
Portland school. •
But even though the Pirates won only half of the games, the showing
they made in the last two games gives wonderful prnmise for next year.
Laws, picked as a running mate for L. Rassier on the conference all-star five,
will be back next year, as will Wilfert, lengthy guard.
Those who were on the squad this year are: Alva Laws, James Van
·winkle, Dale Perry, Glen Wilfert, forwards; Ben Joirnson and Charles Ma­
haffey, centers; Thurlo Smith, Harold Christie, Ray Messinger, and Guy Camp­
bell, guards.
Vernon Henderson, '26
Seventy-four I. THE ORANGE PEAL
Freshman Basketball
When Coach Henderson finished picking his varsity basketball s~ua<) there . 1 • b II I ft over that leg1slat10n to-was such a number of men desirous of p ayrng a e , . - • ti I oop sport w&s started. ward supportmg a freshman team m 1e 1
The matter was taken to the Athletic Council, and after a fe,1~' dha?~ r g -quad should be formec w 1c the faculty committee d.zcicled that a year m s 1. ~t ff •t t • CJ' the same coac ung ,, a • \'Joule! work alono-with th~ vars! Y eam, usm., 1 0 • • _ t for basketball regular Y This brought the squad of men tm mng ou . ,.: 1 f f h to handle with any iulH 0
'.o 23, and that number was too large or one coac l H . l l Christie ~vere ap-
syStem, so Glen Wilfert, two year l,ztterman, an< mo c
pointed frosh coaches. . . 1 fi . t-lass men were
f Ch · r cl W1lfert severn is c Under the tutelage o ris te an . ' h long thev would hold , h fi t ] rers wondermg ow • neveloped who kept t e rs P a) f 1 positions for the year-
their berths. McFarland and Borden playing 0:warc. t to quite a total.
1 ings were consistent scorers, and ran their hteam s poams :0 keep the basketball
h f • of a fros team w The purpose of t e ormmg· ti only a few games were . . t t tch and consequen Y I b spirit of the students a op no , cl twO' local independent cu s
played. Mill City, Crabtree, Shedd, Albany, an
. . •t· for the freshmen. . formmg the outside oppos1 10n "·f Fai·land Borden, Fiske, l cl were. Jv ac ' I I Those! who made up the fros 1 ~qua • . Ban!l'ert, Scrivner, Po 1 ,
J Ulll·hamn1er, Clulds, Laubne1, ., ohnson!, Patterson,
and Drager. THE ORANGE PEAL
Baseball
Starting with big hopes and not much prospects the baseball season of
1925 took unto itself a chairoscuro appearance-mottled. One clay bright, the
next ,glum, et cebera.
Without a coach and with a number of green aspirants the situation
looked dubious. But the very first thing, after Pandora untied the knot or
threw the first hall or did something like that to start the season, Albany hum­
bled the P.acific college Quakers on the Newberg lot 12 to 5.
Next the .Monmouth Normalists came over and took a 9 to 8 sock on
the neth-er when the Pirates rallied in the ninth inning, overcame a two run
!,~ad and tacked on one for good measure.
The Linfield Wildcats were next on Manager MacFarland's list, but some­
how or other, Morehouse was too effective and Albanv scored but two runs
to Linfield's fonr. •
The losing stre.ak continued one game in which the O. A. C. rook3, with
Winters pitching, shut out the Pirates, 7 to O, in a no-hit, no-run game. Then
once morn the Buccaneers found a bat with which all could hit, and trounced tl1e
high school in a regular nine inning fray by a 6 to 2 score.
. The seco:1cl ,game with Linfield at Linfield, was played on Saturday morn-
ing and resulted: Linfield 8, Albany 1.
James H. Van Winlde, '26
Seventy-six THE ORANGE PEAL
Tennis, 19 24
The college tennis season of 1923 and 24 was like the one of the prec-zd­
i!1g year in that not many victories were recorded; less, in fact, than <luring the
preceding year. It is l;,ecoming more and more evident tha: courts th~t '.\re
~uited to this climate are almost an absolute necessity to putting out a winning
tennis team. All the other institutions, with one exception, now liave -aither
concrete 01· asphalt courts on which it is possible to begin play within ~ ~e~v mo­
ments after the cessation of rain storms. One of the very early act1V1ties on
the new campus will, we hope, be the building of several concrete or asphalt
courts. We did score a complete victory in our meets with ~hilomath, where
· h 1· f h 1·11g onlv chrt courts. Lyon the)r are working under th-e same an< 1cap o av •
l • t up a ver" hard fight and beat Lawrence who ranked as our best P ayei, pu • 0 d f . ' . If h J I t left school before the en o Neiswander Ph1lomath's best man. e iac no • ' . 1 'h b ne of the very best playe1 s the term Neiswander would very hke Y ave een ° . . th ' t h • t , toumamnts with Ph1loma , in the conferen~e. We won every mac rn \\O • Al t
b • 1 ti t there 1s: to say. mos but, when this is said about all has een saH ia . 1 1 tenni's is the ' . t· l" 1·nexpe11ence< an< all our players last year wer-::i compaia 1ve, . . ' . t • king a wmmng team. bport where experience counts mos 111 ma . • h te • cham-1 I • our wrnnmg t e nms
Wilbur Daniels, who fi.gurecl arge Y rn b th t I y good baszball and
pionships of '20, '21 and of '21 and '22, was able 1 ° ·k O :u: such a combination
winning tennis, and do exceptionally good scho~ \:r '. en will be forced to
i.; rare and it is probable that for the most pai t, nms m
leave baseball alone hereafter. oked different in both tennis and
Our record last season would have lo . . ti same men m both. baseball if we had not been usm~ ~e s we have had a very large num-
WJ1ile we have not ~ad wrn_mng teamttin lots of good from playing it.
her of students inter-ested m tenms, and ge ~ be on the new campus very
This sp,ring, in spite of the fact that we h_op_e bo. g used a m·eat deal. . ·t and it 1s em 0
• soon, we have built another new com
s.evcoty-swrcn ,,;g,
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I 1 : •::,} f;.J; VVomen's Athletic Association
Alice Jess .................................................................................. Presicl-ent
Lucile Holman ............................................................... Vice President
Joy Pierce ............................................................................... Secretary
llfary Davis ............................................................................ Treasurer
Clara Wilfert ....................................................................... Pep Officer
In the early part of the winter term tJ:.:::• women of Albany College formed
l!n athletic association for the purpose of creating a greater interest in the
sports for women. The association has carried on splendid work here in the
coll-eg-e, but no outside games were held on account of the small amount of time
they had to play.
The association looks forward to a better .arrangement and some out-
side competition in the coming year. H. H. B. '26
Seventy-eight Calendar~-H umor--Advertising
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Albany College Grocery Store
All Goojs Guan,ntecd Stric1'ly Frc-,h
PEACHES-Tnl3 Gii'ls.
PlWNES-The Boys.
PATES-
Dutch Longman-Haz·zl Gilbert.
Bob Patterson-Betty .Smith.
Bruce Connell-Ellen Baker.
vValter McFarland-Mary Davis.
FRESH PEARS-
Cliff Rich-Jean Buchanan.
Larry DeRycke-Anlis Eberle.
Tllurlo Smith-Ella Olsen.
Walter Dennis-Florence Milhir.
CANNED GOODS-
NUTS--Lewie Uhrhammer, Penny Van \.\Tinkle, John Scrivner, Fred Landis,
Fayette Johnson.
Walter Peterson, Alva Laws, Elliott i\'IcWilliams, Carl Gr~gory. Lerov
Child~, Hans Wilfert. • •
CANDIES-
"Vic" Arundel, Vernon Hencl·crson, Vera Turner, Lydia Guild.
LEMONS-
The Orange Pe.al Staff.
CARROTS-
Paul Ellis, David Porter.
FRESH POTATOES-
Charles Mahaffey, Catherine Pratt.
CABBAGE HEADS-
Carl Stewart, Brnc·z Coie, Guy Campbell.
BAD EGGS-
Dale •Perry, Clara Wilfert, Brownie Bangert, Lucile Shepherd, Bob
Clausen.
CRACKER JACKS-
Marie Roh.rbough, Lucile Holman Glenn Coie Hoxsev Borden Marcus
Kielsmeier. ' ' • '
CRABS-
A very 1W eage, Alice Jess.
PUMPKINS-
Ray l\'1-essinger, Cecil Cox.
Thank you, call again.
Eighty THE ORANGE PEAL
OUR PRO/vi/SE
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THE Success which we have
achieved in business is due
in a measure of always keeping
every promise.
Any business instit~tion which_ is
founded upon the admirable prm­
ciples of justice and fair deali~g,
consecrated to the best ethics,
and determined to establish a
reputation for business reliability
must :::ecure the good will and
patronage of the people it is in
business to serve.
FRANI( TAYLOR&SON
. l • 'P rs and Binders Printers, ..,inot)1 e
ALBANY. OREGON "i\'ly gracious!" exclaimed Alice Jess, stamping her foot, "Here I have
to wait in the library for Mr. \Veage to return; every day since I've been at
College I've been waiting for a man."
After shaving the hirsut-z decorations from their physiognomies, Fay­
ct te and l'vlarcus caught violent colds from exposure.
AWARDS
During football we turn ont and cheer the huskies with applause,
Next to basketball we travel, boisterous rooting this .game draws.
And perhaps the restless public is attracted to debate,
Likewise h-ere, our gifted heroes we are wont to elevate.
And in tennis, track and baseball loyal eulogies are heard,
For we must not Jet a hero go without a praisei conferred.
But there's one more campus marvel whom we musn't overlook,
For we've simply got to hand it to Mrs. June, our cook.
Voice over the phone: "Are you the woman who washes?"
Lady. "No."
Voice: "Oh, you di1ty thing!"
Cat. Pratt: "i'vly very first contribution to the Saturday Evening Post
was accepted."
Marveling young man: "Was it poetry or prose?"
Cat: "I sent them my cher,k for a subst::ription."
"Wby did you allow that young man to ki;;s you m the parlor last
night?"
Larry! "Because it was too cold on the front porch, mother."
HEADLINES LAMPED IN THE ALBANY PAPER:
Bomb Home of Seattle Man-Another solution to the house shortage.
Chinese Leader Nearing Death-About time to i;top following· him.
Fords Now Come With Balloon Tires-They thruw 'em in.
Man Overwhelms Police and Flees.
October 3. Freshman reception-keen time. Spell "<lisil!u:;ioned,"
October 4. Vera Turner and l\ir. Weag·e ar-a seen in the "Golden Glow."
October 5. Freshmen make dates with Soph. girls. How about it,
Haffy and Betty?
October 6. Florence Miller, dressed in green, ::\ppears on First street.
Hew come?
Eighty-two THE ORANGE PEAL
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~LOTB-==~=G=-c-oo] ~ Style withcmt quality is worthless
Quality without style is useless
It's a vast relief to know that the
style of your clothes is IN-not
merely ON them.
·'DRESS WELL AND SUCCEED" It's a great satisfaction to know
l . backed bv quality fabrics and skillful tailoring. It's a whole-
that the sty e is tl. t ur clothes are "An Investment in Good Ap-
3vme feeling to lcnow 1a yo
pearance."
Reasonably Priced
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Hoxsey Borden sez that every. tim~ 1e sees
home and shaves a quarter of an inch off his own.
MUTUAL ATTRACTION
d I h l goes to your head? Did you ever figure why woo a co O -~----- .. ---.. -.. -a-"-
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Pictures
Visit Our
Gift
Shop (I- and jfisber::::::fl3taben o. Framing
Second and Broadalbin Sts.
OUR PRICES ARE AL w A YS REASO~~~~!:_a_m_,._.,_
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. 1 at Globe an ° October 7. Dale Perry 1s pagec t • S th Ferry Stree • located at Isaac Eider's on ou ominated. • Officers -are n
October 8. Student Body meetmg. -1· the Soph. party. . Frosh reg.ai ting
October 9. Great speculation among , Hall. Frosh guard t' party at Od..,on b enjoy October 10. Upper-classmen ska rn.gth ·1 ? ? Several Frosh oys
C 11 uets a ba • • 1ia1ty at Pratt's. Bruce onne O 2 A .M
early morning walk, a1Tiving home about • • \ ,!,"-,"-,•-, ,_,,_,._,__,,,_·c-e,_,,,,_.,,_, ,_f_.,_,._,, -,a-,m-•••-••-••-•••-•
Willard Electric Store i w d ' -w,_,,_,,_
El t·· 1 c . ~ oo worth Drug ec uc.a ontractrng, Appliances, I
Ranges, Fixtures. I Compan
R 1· " y ac io, De Forest & Spl itdorf raclio !
:etsl. 1·We .repair everything electrical, j Sheet ;\Iusic
me uc rng radio sets. j Sporting Gocds
EXCLUSJVELY ELECTRIC j Stationery
138 W. First j Kodaks Phone 20 - F' l •1lm Developing
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But I Have it On." 1 s O a song captwnecl: "My Coat is Checked, -~-ffli~;=y~:~-~N~-;~~~~-~o-~-;-B~-~k~?--c-
If so: Thank you!
If not: Please!
3 ½ % allowed on time deposits
Safety Deposit Boxes for Rent.
Courtesy and Service
FIRST STATE BANK
Albany, Oregon
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215 Lyon Street Albany, Oregon I Motor works
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• DODGE BROTHERS
MOTOR VEHICLES
Seventh and Lyon Streets
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than any other. That boo!· . th d' . e book wluch is quoted far oftener '-is e 1ct1onary.
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REPAIRING j U. G. Hayne C . j Feed, Flour, Grain
has. Medm j Gasoline, Oil, Etc.
126 W. 2nd St. 1 7oo E. 1st St. Albany, Oregon
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Albany's
Big Department Store
Where
Quality and Value Walk
Side by Side
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"How clitl you get that big gash on your cheek?'' asked the girl, of Den­
nis, inexperienced with the razor.
"Oh, I raised it from a slip," he answered.
Sears.Butter Nut
Bread
AT YOUR GROCER KODAKS
FRED DAWSON
DRUG COMP ANY
October 13. Upper-classmen party at Betty Smit!1's. Freshmen hunt
Held mice on Smith farm. Glenn Wilfert pumps up tll'es. Lucile H. an
cl
Merlyn Y. evidently think it a pro.gressive party? ? ? ?
d th \, reg·arcling social events.
October 14. Dean Powell lays own e aw
Close call for the upper-classmen. --------
Mac: "What's the difference between Mexico antl Irel~nd
?" • cl t. ,, . . . I b't• . Ireland it's an m us ry.
O'Rooney: "In Mexico, fig·htm • 1s a 1a 1 , m , THE ORANGE PEAL
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i DR. G. E. FORTMILLER, I Physicirm and Surgeon
Office 320 W. ht St
PHONE 38 g
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' I • ! C. C. CLEEK
DENTIST
131 Lyon Street
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They were talking about bear-hunting at the table when Scrivner sud-
denly asked:
"Oh, Vera, clid you ever see that bear at the fire hall?"
"Yes, I've seen him in the daytime too!"
"Too-that means also," put in Childs.
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I DENTIST I g
I i First National Bank Building DR. C. V. LITTLER
DENTISTRY
Albany State Hank Building
Albany, Oregon
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"It was because of her past t.hat I didn't marry Helen."
'.'What's t.he matter with h<er past?"
"Too long."
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If you are thinking of becoming a physician, the Los Angeles College of
Osteopathic Physicians and Sungeons invites you to send for a catalogue. You
ir.ust have at least one year of college physics, ch<emistry and biology, in addi­
tion to high school credentials as <entrance requirements. You may expect to
put in four years of hard college work and a one year hospital intership. For
further infol'mation see
DR. A. P. HOWELLS
Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Albany, Oregon
October 15. Everybody studies. Regular chapel seats for the year as­
signed. Why th<e front seats, Frosh?
October 17. Vera Turner takes ride with upper--c\ass girls. V<era looks
wondelful in green.
Eighty-six THE ORANGE PEAL
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Drs. w allace & Wallace l Telephone 331-J
AlbnnY Oregon I
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DR. R. H. HARRIS i HARDWARE-DINNERWARE
• Tin Shop in Connection
Chiropractor I • l Albany l Office Cusick Building Oregon
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AND AUTO OWNER j •.·, Everything Optical I Salem Albany
F. W. Horsky j
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Osteopathic Physician
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113 \Vest First Street I • Over Albany State Bank
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Adamson: "Oh, there are several pieces of hve stock out there.
About the most co-operntive people are the butchers.
is willing to meat you half-weigh. --------:Many a butcher
"Why is a flapper like a bungalow?" . . the front and there is
"Because she's shingled in the back, pamted m •
IIOthing in the upper story." ----------- ■-a-•- ■-a-
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R. S. Patterson I coNFECTIONERY i Try our Lunch and Drinks
GROCERIES 1 I L FRED HOFLICH
Comer Ninth and Elm j 231 yon ___ p_.,._a_ • ____ ,. __ ,._., __ ,_a_,._. th school
-•-•-o-- n-~-~_,._.,_,,_~--~- •-·•--~b-at Pirates and i\lonmou
October 18. Big football game e ween
teachers. Victory for Pirates.
--------e-rv>a tea to the A. C. girls at
October 18. Dean Powell .and Mrs. _Greene ,7w A A."
'1'1:emont Hall at five o'clock. Girls orgamze the • • ________ . . f r new m-ambers.
October 20. Eunetian Literary Society holds initir,tion °
Hoxsey loses his sideburns. THE ORANGE PEAL
·A MAN AND HIS BANK
A busin-8SS man is known just as he i,; known at hi:s bank. And he is
known at his bank by the way in wh.ich he keeps his monetary affairs.
This, in turn, places an obligation upon the bank itself-that of cheerful
and helpful service offered freely at all times to the rrsponsible customer.
And that is the attitude this bank takes-to help the ambitious business
r,an in the safe conduct of his business affairs. Call and a:sk us to explain this
n,01-e in detail. It will involve no obligation on your part whatsoever. We
have a distinct banking senrice to offer, and want to tell you face to face just
what it is.
ALBANY STATE BANK
1Vlember Federal Reserve System
· RESOURCES $1,.000,000.00
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The lVIcClaiili ,gang was congregated in an upstairs room discussing the
girls, •etc., when we happened to mention blondes and brunettes. In the course
cf the diatribe little Freel Landis pipes up: "Yeah, fellows, according· to the
theory that opposite attracts, I suppose, now, that I will marry some dumb-bell
g·irl."
HOE! HOE!
If you prefer to shovel in your food, tha,t is up to you, but when it comes
to having picks on the table, Miss Powell objects. (We use forks.)
Colored ChauffeU): (on a dark night, to passenger): "Excuse me, .~ah,
but would yo' mind hold in' out yo' hand? I'se gwine to tmn de next corner."
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Golden Glow
CONFECI'IONERY
Candies, Soft Drh1ks l 1Rawlings $tationerr anb
t anb ]Drinting <to.
PRINTERS
STATIONERS
ENGRAVERS
Office and School Supplies
121-123 Broadalbin Street
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October 21. First <lebat•c held in the debate cla3s.
October 22. City library seems to be popular meeting place for A. C.
students.
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In the past glasses were resort­
ed to for better vision only. At
pr~sent the~• arc 1·ecognized as a
relief for nervous clL,orders and
any condition which is a reflex of
eye strain.
MEADE & ALBRO
Jewelers, Optometrists and
Manufacturing Opticians
Octohc L' 26. A. C. men spend afternoon trying to "pick up" .girls. Too
!)ad, Pat, no luck! Lucile H .. and Agnes S. go riding with Johnson and Fate.
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GROCER I
General i\'lerchandise j I
In business .at Ninth and Lyon since I
1912. j
Stationer.v, School Supplies j
BAKED GOODS, CONFECTIONERY j
One block from the College j
: JElectrical
ffiercha nb ise
AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES
RADIO
Ralston Electrical Supply
Company
310 West Second St.
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October 27. People of Albany enjoy musical tre1t. Bruce Coie escorts;
Barbara Morgan-Oh! I didn't mean to tell.
October 28. Case between Jean and Cliff progressing fine.
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BEAM INSURANCE AGENCY
133 Lyon Street FULLER'S GROCERY !
Phone 263-R 3rd and Lyon !
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Four Deliveries Every Day Phone 475-R GROCERIES AND FRUITS j
, Albany, Oregon
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STUDY OF
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MUSTFICHE. I
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F[TUSON!
RERUT THE ORANGE PEAL
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By Learning to Save
WE WILL HELP
YOU
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
'ALBANY, OREGON
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RETA ROWLEY
SPECIAL SHORT-STORY WRITER FOR
THE ORANGE RIND
"He! He!"
------:-h-~--;-b·e~e-n worriedly looking at me • Ell Olsen who a., f . Eat and Well, I will €xplam to a 'the Galloping consump ion. l t Tremont.-! have during the mea 8 a _
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I a PICTURES OF QUALITY
Hub Candy Co. I
I (Slobe {theatre
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November 1. Hallowe'en p~rty ttempts missionary work.
I !• ns Chnsty a Pirates and Chemawa nc i.a • • '
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YOURS FOR TIRES 1.
J. H. Allison i
f i First and Washington e
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EASTBURN BROS.
GROCERS
212 \V. First St. 225 Main St.
Phones 58 and 64 I
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Chas. Rohrbough
Service Station
Corner 9th and Elm
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"What a r·e you gonna dress up like for the costume party tonight,
Childs?" asked Smithy.
"Why should I decorate myself any different," answered Childs. "Do
y,rn think I could make any improvements'?"
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CAFETERIA AND CONFECI'IONERY
Broadalbin Street
FRESH HOME-MADE CANDY AND ICE CREAM
"A Good Place to Eat"
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Contrary to accusations, Dale Perry is not a ,Swede, he is an Albino. (A
gentleman of Albany College.)
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EVERYTHING IN FLOWERS AND BIKMAN'S
MUSIC
Hall's Floral and
Music Shop Headquarters for
LADIES' SUITS
COATS
DRESSES
and MILLINERY
NEWEST STL YES
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November 3. Florence Miller and MacFarland step out. Wh-are? Home,
I guess.
November 4.
call on Betty Smith.
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BOOST THE COLLEGE
YOU CAN BUY GROCERIES
ANY PLACE
Holloway & Co. i Cleaning
j Dyeing Pressing
Pleating
WORKMANSHIP •
PLUS
SERVICE
HUB CLEANING WORKS
Corner 2nd and Ferry Streets
PHONE 499-R
. We_ note a gl~ss of milk b? Hoxsey Borden's place every meal, which re-
nunds us if Borden _1:; to have milk, how about Lucille Shepherd having mutton
~very meal? Im1gine-Florenc·z Miller eating wheat cakes, Campbell with to­
mato soup-Brooks with mountain trcut, Dr. Greene eating Brussels Sprouls.
Anyway Mr. Baker gets bread every meal, Mahaffey ought to get Irish pota­
toes and Vera Turner should get pancakes.
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Say it With Printing
Mo~t Folks Can Read-Especially the Printing We Do.
Albany Printing Company
THE GRIGSBYS
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"I've invented spaghetti."
"Where did you get the idea'?"
"Out of my nocclle."
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Books<:ller and Stationer J MISS SUE BRECKENRIDGE
Subscliption-, receiV'acl for all maga-I a Hemstitching zines and periodicals. I
3 333 W. Second Albany, O1·egon 33 West First Albany, Oregon j
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N 0Vember 6. Betty S. and Lucile ,S. spend the afternoon entertaining
boys with cars.
November 9. A. C. girls busy selling tickets for ArmiStice Day game.
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A NATION­
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INSTITUTION Dfl:U~.:~:· . MI'i71 Department Stores
ALBANY, OREGON 571
Department
Stores
When in olden times the caravans went into Egypt carrying th-a products
of the Red Sea district, buying from one another had its origin.
When Mr. J. C. Penny arrived at Kemmerer, Wyoming, in the Spring of
1902, economical, modern day national distribution of goods through the
,hann,al of chain department stores had its inceplion.
The history of the growth and success of the Stores th.at bear the name
of Mr. Penney reads like a book of romance and fiction, bnt in all c~atails, it is a
corroborative narrative of rig·ht dealing, value ·and service giving.
USE QUICK-STARTING
Shell Gasoline
NO DELAYS QUICK ACTION
Shell Motor Oil
For Dependable Lubrication
Shell Company of California
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Photograph
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383 West Fil-st Street Albany, Oregon .THE ORANGE P£Ael?)~===- ---
"Can you tell me what st·2am is," :isked Doct0r Brock in an oral qinzz.
"Well," ver.tured Keith Brooks, "lt'c: water gone crazy with heat."
"vVell, lettuce go."
"[ canteloupe."
"O honey-dc,v."
Senior (trying to get work thru the College): "Well, P1·esiclent Green-2,
r am an cncrg·etic fellow, anxious to work. I am willing to work eve,-~, c!ay
EXCEPT we·2k days, providing I get, my Sundays off." _______ , _____ _
Miss Irvine: "Por the next lesson we are taking up the biographies
of the following great English lite1 ary men:-"
Leston Fate (~~ asleep): "By who?"
I3ill Patterson: "Ar-2 we responsil'Jle for li1e livec; of these m<,n ?"
Miss Irvine: "No, they were responsible fo1· thei,· own lives."
There's lots of difference between telling u jok2 and being one.
THINGS NOT NEEDED AT COLLEGE
1. Laziness.
2. High school book on ,general science.
3. More outside reading for history.
4. Boys.
5. Connell's vanity cas-2.
THINGS NEEDED: More sleep, Time, Heat, $ $ $, More girls.
PLAYING THE GAME
We can't all play a winning game-­
Someone is sure to lose;
Yet we can play so that our name
No one may dare accuse
That when the Master Referee
Scores against our name,
It won't be whether we've won or Jo::,t,
But how we've played the gan!•c.
November 11. A. C. beats Pacific 28-G. But oh! Louie, how about those
Banana Specials!
November lG. Oh, therse dates! 1Who was she Carl? Oh yes, there
was Brownie and his girl anc! we must not forget Lucile Holman and Tommy
Swan.
November 17. Guy Campbell helps Dr. Lee read the Scripture less~n in
Chapel.
November 21. Monmouth beats A. C. at Monmouth 12-7.
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White Shoe Repair •
I "PAT" MURPHY, Proprietor
' Dress Shoe Repairing a Specialty I j We serve the best the market affordn
217 Lyon Street Opposite Hotel ~
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Childs: "Diel you follow his advice?"
Gregg: "Yes, I broke the engagement with my girl."
"After I g.:;t out of College," saicl Johnny Scrivner with a portentious
air, "I am going to be a food speculator-speculabe where my next meal is
coming from."
"Does your mother object to kissing?" cautiously asked Christy.
"Do you want to kiss the whole family?" :;;he gasped.
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Whatever you wish to say-
" Sa_y it with flowers"
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□ yes we have flowers for the Sweet Girl Graduat-a
and the Boy too. Baskets and Corsa,ge Bouque~s.
Also remember those who are sick and shut m.
ALBANY FLORAL fitY, OREGON
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Alva Laws· "Yes, I thought I heard sometlung rattle. __ ,. __ .,_m_.,,_
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CRA'WFORD
The Photographer 108 West Second Street
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November 28. Some A. C. students got ome 10
ht -eight o'clock.
. II . ht and watches his one and only
November 5. Dale Perry sits up a mg
-dime.
Ninety-seven l'ictures and Pottery Art Goo<ls Picture Framing
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A kiss is as good a:;; a smile.
For Sale-A parlor suite by an olrl lady who is leaving town stuffed with
excelsior. Phon-2 2XLM.
"The wolves were upon us," related Mr. Weag'" to the breathless girl.
"Their howling penetrated to our very marrow. We fled for our lives, but each
:;;econcl we knew that the ravenous pack was gaining on us. Closer-closer-at
last the)' were so close that we could fe-2I their muzzles against our legs, ancl-
"Ah," sighed Vera, greatly relieved, "How glad you must have been to
learn that they had their muzzles on!"
"That's carrying a joke a long way," said he as the mail man handed
him his copy of "Punch."
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December 12. Student Body party staged at school. Dale Perry and
Hoxsey Borden received Christmas presents. Why the blushes? ? ?
December 19. Christmas vacation.
January 5. Everybody back again. Several things happened during
vacation; for instance, one of our coeds, Miss Cox by name, was married.
January 8. Girls! There are a few new shieks in school this term.
NilH,ty-eigh t THE ORANGE PEAL
FUSSER'S SW AN SONG
No plaCB to fu:;;s
No place at all
The offke $CZ
"None in the hall!"
For social chats
We cannot flee
To that resort
The library
They've clamped clown en
The chapel, too,
Now what's a feller
Gonna do?
OBSERVATIONS OF LEWIS UHRHAMMER
(The guy who sees all and says little)
If a man tries to kiss a girl, and succeeds, she becomes indignant-if he
fails, she becomes disgusted.
"What is your opinion of fussing in Albany College?" asked Hazel.
"I'm radic.aJJv against it," answered Dale P.erry. " . f • ?" "But haven't you heard of the new ruling agamst us_smg •
"Then I am ag-ainst the ruling."
k aterial about Muscle Shoals.
Miss Vera Turner was askec~ to loo ~p m azines for iwo years back,
After looking through all t.hc Physical Culture mag
&he came to class without her lesson.
No, Vera, the Literary Digest is not a tonic.
Dear Mr. Weage: . hat "The Deserted Vil-
4th ,0uld adVIse you r In reply to yours of the , "
!age" is not a new novel about Seattle.
Xinety-nlne I' THE ORANGE PEAL
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One Hundred THE ORANGE PEAL
BARTCHER FURNITURE
COMPANY
"Everything for the Home"
We aim io conduct our business in a ,
way that will merit your patronage. I • I E 415-421 W. 1st St., Albany, Oregon I
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MEAT MARKET
"Prime Meats Only
2nd and Ferry Albany, Oregon
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All clay Hoxsey Borden had been hanging around Charles Mal1affey,
seemingly worried. Finally, when they were alone, Hoxsey faltered: "I say,
er, er, can I have a little expert advice from you?"
"Speak up, my boy,'' said' Charles, seeing that the lad w.as distressed.
"Well, it's simply this-ah,ah-do you think-ah-that a young man
should propose to a girl on his knees? or not? Huh?"
"If he doesn't," said Charles, confidingly, "the girl should get off."
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"Sure, an' what the divil is a ciiafing dish?" asked P~t. . . . ,,
"Whist, ma.n," answered Nora," it's a fryin.g pan thats got n~to society.
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HUB CLEANING WORKS l i D
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J anuary 26. "Big fight" in Student Body meeting. Debaters are finally
awru:cled a letter.
January 27. Game at Newberg. Score 32-17 in favor of A. C. ~ '
A. C. beats Linfield in basketball game. Good game.:., men.
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ASSOCIATION g W. H. HULBERT ~I GROCERY AND CONFECTlONER"' I "We Have the Diamond" Auto Repairing, Gas and Oil • 1
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"I'se skeerecl most to def, Rastus."
"What am you skeered ob, woman?"
"l'se skeered youse gwine to kiss me."
"How can I kiss you when l'se got a bucket on my haid, a w.ash-pot in
0ne han' an' a turkey gobbler in cl-e udder?"
"Oh, well ,you fool, I wuz thinkin' yo' could set de bucket ob w,attah
on de ground, put de turkey down an' turn de wash-pot ovah him, set on de
wash-pot, throw yoalt ahms around me and des hep yo' self."
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February 8. Ask Lucile Holman and Frances Tomlinson how they like
to ride in Holt's Ford, merry-go-round.
February 9. Alpha Gammas have feed and theatre party.
February 12. Special chap-el exercises. Wayne Overholser reads prize
essay of the Lincoln Prize Essay Contest.
One Hundred Two "Now students," said the head of the library department, as they were
gathered 'round the board, "don't make any derogatory or disparaging re­
marks about the steak--it simply isn't done."
Shepherd: "Don't you think that sheik is high-minded? Hi3 compan­
ionship is so everlasting."
Eberle: "Yes ,he lifts things.''
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PRIDOWEST MEATS
GOVERNMENT INSPECTED
D. E. NEBERGALL MEAT
COMPANY
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Bravo, Bravo! Hear Ye! lVIake way for the_hero!
Quick Mik-e, a medal! Arlie Hatch saved nme (9) lives. He rescued
a kitten.
He: "What is a college professor?" .
She: "He is a man who can tell you all the kings of the Egyptian royal
line, but forgets where he puts his rubbers.
Brownie Bangert says that if a warm building ~e~ns that' a /erson
rn:eds to eat less calories of £oocl, he is glad that the builclmg hasn t een ~0
warm this winter. __________ '!l, ___ ... _______ :all _____ l!' _
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•e ruary . . , •
hvo Valentines from Glenn Wilfert. t 1 t ·n Corvallis in ~arch of
February 19. Girl debaters aucl Larry ge os 1
O. A. C. and U. of 0. Coed debate. THE ORANGE PEAL
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Salem Albany •
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TRANSFER AND FUEL
• STANDARDIZED CASH
STORES I , \Ve move anything anytime ,anywhere
I • I • or Keep You Warm.
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The girls (I thot) we1·e ra;tu;;::i;~:::;,:w~~-;~;~~~h;;-;~-~-~-,,-,,-
::Don't rou think it's nice and thick?" I saicl to op-en the conversation.
Well, it grows on your head," says Mildred McIntosh.
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American Barber j DR. W. L. ROBERTSON
Shop i • St'ate Bank Building
OREGON I f I ALBANY X-Ray Dentist
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Broder's Meat Market i
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FRESH AND CURED MEATS l
210 West Second St. Phone 29 ! I KELLY'S AUTO LAUNDRY
and
SERVICE DEPOT
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"Yes a parrot."
"But you don't realize how she is."
"Yes, she's lik-e a certain magazine."
"Yeah?"
"Everybody's."
J:-t1 uly ~loquent Albany preacher had been preachin.g an hour or so
on the 1mmortahty of the soul.
. . , "I lo_okecl at the mountains( he exclaimed, "and could not help think­
rng, Beautiful as you are, you will be destroyed, while my soul will not.'
gazed upon the ocean and crie~l, 'Mig·hty as you are you will eventually dr"
up, but not I.' " "
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February 23. Harold Fiske and l\'l:ha"ffe;f:0 .. fu;~~;~ip .. -:-;he~;;~,-;-•-
Febrnary 23-26. Dr. H. L. Bowman conducts services for A. C. Student
Body.
February 27. Boys hold triangle debate.
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Over at Tremont we call Harold Fiske ancl w It • D • 'l. · b I a ei enms the Gold Dust wms · ecause t 1ey clean up everything in sight. •
I always ol'd-er two bowls of soup at a restaurant, one for my stomach
and one for my vest.
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Printing for
Students D
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OLDSMOBILE SALES-SERVICE j i A SPECIALTY
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Day and Night Service HENRY PAPE
106 West Second Street
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He was out of money, out of luck, out of patience, out of !:pirits. His
fe-et :,tuck out thru his ;;;hoe:;, at the toe~, hi~ elbows were out. In fact his mis-
0ry had nearly driven him out or his mind. You know the type, a regular clown
and outer. Regarding outward features and general outline: his outstanding ap­
pwr.ance was that of an outcast. He staggered into a church to get out of the
rain, lookin,g outlandish and entirely out of place in his outfit. After the meet­
ing the minister, with outstretched hand exclaimed outright, "We're mighty
gl.ad to see you out this evening." He was much put out about this.
"I have two dollars," s,,ys Ray Messinger, "and I'm gonna take my girl
out to dinner.
"You said a mouthful," says Brownie.
By the weigh, children, have you noticed "Fat" Cox's musical feet?
Two flat.
March2. Oganic chem. class report fussing party on part of Betty and
Laws. March 9. Word received that,four are lost ( ? ) on Peterson Butte trip. THE ORANGE PEAL
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General Gasoline and Lubricants
FILL YOUR TANK ANO LET YOUR ENGINE DECIDE
Sold by Independent Dealers Only
Fill at the Green ancl Whit-e Pumps
Independent Distributing Company
Albany, Oregon
Local Distributors
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The elem on riclclle friend is ever with us. For instance:
Lucile: "What Izzit that stands on' 16 feet and sings?"
Frances: "Go ahead, out with it!"
Lucile: "The College O<:tette."
When asked to sing .at an informal party Marcus Keilsmier and Fayette,
the mustache kings, refused because they could not sing without straining their
voices.
Ladi"Gs and gentlemen, we now have the honor of presenting the oldest
joke, undecorated and ungarnished:
"Love, honor and obey."
The Orange Rind offers you a feature article by Sir George Laubner, an
authority:
"A kiss may be printed but nothing .about it should ever be published."
On a baseball trip to Monmouth the fellows found a lot of crooks along
t.he road, but these did not hold them up at all.
Visitor: "I he.ar your history instructor is extremely ugly."
"David: "Where'd you hear that?"
Visitor: "They say he has an awful map."
The lecturer raised his voice with emphatic confidence. "I venture to
assert," he said, "that the1--e isn't a man in this; audience who has ever clone
anything to prevent the destruction of our forests."
Pat P.atterson:, in the rear of the room, rose, and drawled: "I've shot
wood-peckers."
One Hundr.id Six A DEEP SAYING
Charli~ Mahaffey advises us that a courtship is alright now an I th
if it doesn't launch out on the sea of matrimony and become a battl h'. en . J ' k Al e s ip •••• Yes, t 1en, you xe sun . . . . so w11en you ai~ tide to your first male be firm
gncl assert yourself as her captain .... (that joke slid off my chest shi _ I
dicln't it?) .... that was P s iape,
"Get out, leave the room!"
"Leave the room? d'ye think I'd take it with me?"
Merlyn (receiving back her examination paper): "Dr. Sullivan sure
believes in getting lots of dates."
ALBANY COLLEGE BASEBALL SCHEDULE FOR YEAR 1492-87
1st Bass-B. V. Dea.
2nd Ba:;s-Dave Porter.
Tenor-Cave Man Weage.
Ha>' Fielcl-"Microbe" Landis.
Cow catcher-"K.id" Borden.
Pancake Batter-"Don't tread-in-me" Fisk~.
Stage Coach-"Ge5ticulator" Overholser.
.Sullivan: "What territory <lid England get after the Seven Years'
War?"
Smith: "All of the Atlantic Ocean as far west as the Appalachian
Mountains."
Th-ay ou.ght to teach women in college domestic silence.
March 16. Bruce Connell declares that he prefers bobbed heads on his
5houlder.
Elite. !vfa,rch 20. Prof. Bale treats girl debaters and Cliff to "feed" at the
Ma1·ch 23. Forensic reception given-a few canned dales are disclosed.
March 26. Exams!
April 1.
her repo1t card. b h "C" l "D" on Marie R. goes to see professors a out t e anc
April 2. Happy can't keep Corvallis from knowing what occurs in
Albany.
April 3. Paul Ellis goes to Salem on just most any date.
L ·1 H and David P. also Paul E. and Hazel G. stucly-as-April 4. uc1 e .
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W. Dennis, the cow slugger, call:; his Ford "Pyorrhea," and we a, ke<l
him howcum, and he said, "Because four out of five have it."
"How a.re you, gentlemen?"
"Oh, just naturally," replied Brownie and Mark.
Thurlo Smith: "I calI my girl 'Grapefruit'."
Dean ,Sullivan: "Indeed, and why?"
T. S.: "When I squeeze her she soaks me in the eye."
In a recent address Miss Irvine tried to tell us that Adam was made
first, and Eve was the last and most perfect creature of creation. Now we'd
like to come forward and insist that Eve was the first maid.
Wonder who this h·ue "Beck" is whom everybody is going to see?
Perhaps it is from contact with Bob on the Asilomar trip, but Fred Lan­
Gis, the guy who squeezes suits at the Hub, says that when he retires he will
b'" an ex-pressman.
Noose note: Mr. J. Scrivner will spend his summer outing at Marsh-
l:eld.
As they stood looking at the burning building, a man standing· by asked
Childs, "Do you think this fire is incendiary?"
"Reck, no," answered Leroy, "Somebody set it afire."
"I can hardly wait till I get home and can go bare-foot, can you?" ex­
claimed Campbell one hot examination day.
April 6. Boys deb.ate with Puget Sound. Hazel Gilbert and Mr. Weage
'' .;tep." All the other girls are .heart broken.
April 7. "Brothers" debate Lawrence College. Lucile S. and Ardis E.
<:-njoy trip to, Corvallis with representatives of Lawrence College:
April 8. David Porter and Sarah are seen walking home after Science
Club.
April 9. Fred Landis and Ella Olsen study "Psychology for two."
April 17. Student Body party. Carl ple.ase introduce "her" the next
time.
April 17. Continued until early morn because David Porter took Cath­
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"Leave Women Alone," with Chas. Mahaffey.
"He Who Gets Slapped," by Clara Wilfert, featuring Walter McFarland.
"Flirting With Fate," by Helen Powell.
"The Lady," with Dwight McDonald.
"The Navigator," featuring Freel Pohl and his famous motorcycle.
"Find You.;· Man," with Florence Miller.
"Forty Winl<:s," by Catherine Pratt.
"His Hour," with Jean Buchanan.
"It is the Law," with Pres. Gre-ene.
"Learning to Love," with Clifford Rich.
"Too Many Kisses," by Avery Weage.
"Money Talks," with Lewie Uhrhammer.
"Wrinkles, A Laugh in Every Line."
"The Covered Wagon," with Jim Adamson, a thrillin,g portrayal of a
great gathering-of paper.
"Stop Flirting," with Mr. Weage.
"The Way of a Girl," with Cecil Cox.
"Getting Trimmed," by Vic Arundel, a cutting narrative, filmed on the
grassy plot of our campus.
f h U ·t I States We have heard Chicago brags of being the center o t e m ec •
quite a bit about the scent of the Chicago stock yards.
L dia Guild: "M.ay I have the 'Private Letters of Jane Welsh Carly!~'?'.'. Ji .. Weage (absent minded): "This is the library-not the post office.
We once knew a girl who w-ent to a masquerade par~y ,vi~h a_ piece~ of
bread tied at each side of her dress. She said she was gomg d1sgu1secl a., a
chicken sandwich.
Alice:
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What's the low-est of all sports?"
"Baseball."
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Fo1· Sale-A parlor suite by an olrl lady who is leaving tow11 stuffed with
excelsior. Phone 2XLl\'L
"The wolves were upon us," related Mr. ,.veage to the breathless girl.
"Their howling penetrated to our very marrow. We fled for our lives, but each
:,econd we knew that the ravenous pack w.as gaining on us. Closer-closer-at
l:=ist they were so close that we could f~l their muzzles ag~inst our legs, and-
"Al1," sighed Vera, greatly relieved, "How glad you must have been to
learn that they had their muzzles on!"
"That's carrying a joke a long way," said he az the mail man handed
him his copy of "Punch."
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December 12. Student Body party staged at school. Dale Perry and
Hoxsey Borden received Christmas presents. W11y the blushes? ? ?
Decembe1· 19. Christmas vacation.
January 5. Everybody back ::tgain. Several things happened during
vacation; for instance, one of our coeds, Miss Cox by r.ame, was married.
January 8. Girls! There are a few new shieks in school this term.
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No place to fu:;s
No place at all
Th~ offi~e sez
"None in the hall!"
For social chats
We cannot flee
To that resort
The library
They've clamped down en
The chapel, too,
Now whnt's a feller
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(The guy who S€es all and says little)
If a man tries to kiss a girl, and :,ucceeds, she becomes indignant-if he
fails, she becomes disgust.ed.
. . • • Alb College?" asked Hazel. "What is your opinion of fussing m any •
"I'm radir.allv against it,'' answei·ed Dale Perry. , f . ?" "But haven't you heard of the new ruling against us~mg.
"Then I am against the ruling."
k terial about Muscle Shoels.
Miss Vera Tumer was asked_ to loo ~p ma azines for Lwo years back,
After looking through all t_hc Physical Culture mag
•-he came to class without her lesson.
No Vera the Literary Dige;;t is not a tonic.
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All day Hoxsey Borden had been hanging around Charles MaJiaffey,
se-emingly worried. Finally, when they were alone, Ho)(sey faltered: "I say,
er, er, can I have a little expert advice from you?"
"Speak up, my boy,'' said! Charles, seeing that the lad w.as distressed.
"Well, it's simply this-ah,ah-do you think-uh-that a young man
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January 27. Game at ewberg. Scot-e 32-17 in favor of A. C. -,
A. C. beats Ll'nfield in b.asketball game. Good game.,, men.
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"I's-e skeered most to def, Rastus."
"What am you skeered ob, woman?"
"I'se skee1"ed youse gwine to kiss me."
"How· can I kiss you when l'se got a bucket on my haid, a wash-pot in
t•ne han' an' a turkey gobbler in de udder?"
"Oh, ·well ,you fool, I wuz think.in' yo' could set de bucket ob w.attah
on de gi-ouncl, put de turkey down an' tum de wa:;h-pot ovah him, set on de
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February 8. Ask Lucile Holman and Frances Tomlin:;on how they like
tn ride in Holt's Ford merry-go-round.
Februru.·y 9. Alph.a. Gammas have feed and theatre party.
February 12. Special chapel exercises. Wayne Overholser reads prize
essay of the Lincoln Prize Essay Contest.
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"Now students," said t.he hllacl of the library department, as they were
gather-ed 'rouncl the board, ·'don't make any tlerogatoi·y or disparaging re­
marks about the steak--it simply isn't done."
Shepherd: "Don't you think that sheik is high-minded? His compan­
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Eberle: "Yes ,hP. lifts things,"
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Bravo, Bravo! Hear Ye! Make way for the hero!
Quid< Mike, ::i. medal! Arlie Hatch saved nil1e (9) lives. He rescued
a kitten.
He: "What is a college professor?" . . 1 She: "He is a man wl10 can tell you all the kings of the Egyptian roya
line, but forgets where he puts his rubbers.
· , b "Id" ,,. means that a person Brownie Bangert says that if a wa1m U1 m., . . ,
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1 t ·n Corvallis in search of Februa1·y 19. Girl debaters and Larry get os I
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::Don't ~ou think it's nice and thick?" I said to open the conversation.
Well, it grows on your head," says Mildred McIntosh.
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"But you don't realize how she is."
"Yes, she's like a certain magazine."
"Yeah?"
"Everybody's."
J.:-tluly eloquent Albany preacher had been preachin,g nn hour 01· so
on the immortality of the soul.
. , "I lo_oked at the mom1tains," he exclaimed, "and could not help th.ink­
ing, Beautiful as you are, you will be destroyed, while my soul will not.' r
gazed upon the ocean and crie~l, 'Mighty as you are you will eventually dry
up, but not I.' "
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February 23-26. Dr. H. L. Bowman conducts ~ervices for A. C. Student
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February 27. Boys hold triangle debat-e.
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l'wms because they clean up evel'ything in sight. •
I alway,:; or<lel' two bowls of soup at a restaurant, one for m "t • 1
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fe~t :,tuck out thru his shoE;$ at the toe~, hj!' eluows were out. In fact his mis­
P.ry had nearly driven 11im out or his mind. You know the type, a regular clown
ancl outer. Regarding outward features and general outlinE: his outstanding ap­
paar.anee was that of an outcast. He staggered into a church to get out of the
rain, lookin,g outlandish and entirely out of place in l1is outfit. After the meet­
ing the minister, with outstretched hand exclaimed outright, "We're mighty
gl.ad to see you out this eveniug." He was much put out about this.
"I have two dollars," s .. ys Ray Messinger, "and I'm gonna take my girl
out to dinner.
"You said a mouthful," says Brownie.
By the weigh, children, have you noticed "Fat" Cox's musical feet?
Two flat.
March2. Oganic chem. class report fussing p.arty on part of Bett~• and
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The demon riddle f1ieml is ever with us. Fo1· instance:
Lucile: "What Izzit that st~ncls on' 1G feet all() sings?"
Frances: "Go ahead, out with it!"
Lucile: "The College Oct~tte."
When asked to sing .at an informal party Marcus Keilsmier and Fayette,
the mustache kings, refused because they could not sing witl1out straining their
voices.
Ladies arnl gentlemen, we now have the honor of p1·esenting the oldest
joke, undecorated and ungarnishecl:
"Love, honor and obey."
The Orange Rind offers you a feature article by Sir George Laubner, an
authority:
"A kiss may be p1inted but nothing .about it should ever be published."
On a baseba 1l trip to Monmouth the fellows found a lot of crooks along
the road, but these die\ not hold them up at all.
Visitor: "I hear your history instructor is ext1·emely ugly."
"David: "Where'd you hear that?"
Visitor: "They s::i,y he has an awful map."
1.'he lecturer raised his voice with emphatic confidence. "I venture to
assert," he said, "that the1,e isn't a man in this audience who has ever done
anything to prevent the destruction of our forests."
Pat P.atterson :, in the rear of the room, rose, ancl <lrawlecl: "I've shot
wood-pecke1·s."
One Hundr~d Six A DEEP SA YING
Cha:·liQ Mahaffey advises us that a courtship is alright now and then
if it doesn t launch out on the sea of matrimon~• ancl become a battl h' l , k e s 1p .... Yes, t ien, you re sun .... Also when you are tide to your first mate be firm
11ncl assert yourself as her captain .... (that joke slid off my chcsl shi _ I · , · ? ) th p s 1apc, clnln t 1t. . . . . at was
"Get out, leave the room!"
"Leave the room? d'ye think I'd take it with me?"
111-arl)•n (receiving back her examination paper): "Dr. Sullivan sure
believes in getting lots of elates."
ALBANY COLLEGE BASEBALL SCHEDULE FOR YEAR 1492-87
1st Bass-B. V. Dea.
2nd Bass-Dave Porter.
Teno1·-Cave M.an Weage.
Hay Fielcl-"Microbe" Landis.
Cow catcher-"Kid" Borden.
Pancake Batter-"Don't tread-in-me" Fiske.
Stage Coach-"Gesticulator" Overholser.
.Sullivan: "What territory did England get after the Seven Years'
War?"
Smith: "All of the Atlantic Ocean as far west as the Appalachian
Mountains."
They ou.ght to teach women in college domestic silence.
March 16. Bruce Connell declares that he prefers bobbed heacl3 on his
r,houlder.
M-a,rch 20. Prof. Bale treats girl debaters and Cliff to "feed" at the
Elite.
March 23. Forensic reception given-a few canned dates are disclosed.
March 26. Exams!
April 1.
her report car,!.
Api•il 2.
Albany.
April 3.
April 4.
tl·onomy. b h "C" <l "D" on Marie R. goes to seP. professors a out t e an
Happy can't keep Corvallis from knowing what occurs in
Paul Ellis goes to Salem on just most any date.
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W. Dennis, the cow slugger, call3 his Ford "Pyorrhea," and we a.keel
him howcum, and he said, "Because four out of five have it."
"How are you, gentlemen?"
"Oh, just naturally," replied Brownie ancl Mark.
Thurlo Smith: "I call my girl 'Grapefruit'."
Dean ,Sullivan: "Indeed, and why?"
T. S.: "When I squeeze her she soaks me in the eye."
In a recent address .vliss Ii-vine tried to tell us that Adam was made
first, and Eve was the last ancl most perfect creature of creation. Now we'd
like to come forward and insist that Eve was the first maid.
Wonder who this h-ere "Beck" is whom everybody is going to see?
Perhaps it is from contact with Bob on the Asilomar trip, but Fred Lan­
~is, the guy who squeezes suits at the Hub, says that when he retires he will
b1:: an ex-pressman.
Noose note: Mr. J. Scrivner will spend his summer outing at Mmsh-
f:eld.
As they stood looking at the burning buildin.g, a man standing by asked
Childs, "Do you think this fire is incendiary?"
"Heck, no," answered Leroy, "Somebody set it afire."
"1 can hardly wait till I get home and can go bare-foot, can you?" ex­
claimed Campbell one hot examination day.
April 6. Boys debate with Puget Sound. Hazel Gilbert and i\fr. Weage
".;tep." All the other girls are ,heart broken.
April 7. "Brothers" debate Lawrence College. Lucile S. and Ardis E.
t-njoy trip tQI Corvallis with representatives of Lawrence College.
April 8. David Porter and Sa1·ah are seen walking home after Science
Club.
April 9. Fred Landis and Ella Olsen study "Psychology for two."
April 17. Student Body party. Carl ple.ase introduce "her" the next
time.
April 17. Continued until early mom because David Porter took C&th­
erine Pratt home.
April 19. Jean and Clifford st.ill-well lets juEt say "still." TH£ ORANGE PEAL
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"Leave Women Alone," with Chas. Mahaffey.
"He Who Gets Slapped," by Clara Wilfert, featuring Walter McFarland.
"Flirting With Fate," by Helen Powell.
"The Lady," with Dwight l\1cDonald.
"The Navigato,r,11 featuring Freel Pohl and his famous motorcycle.
"Find Yom· Man," with Florence Miller.
"Forty Winl<s," by Catherine Pratt.
"His Hour," with Jean Buchanan.
"It is the Law," with Pres. Gn:-ene.
"Learning to Love," with Clifford Rich.
"Too Many Kisses," by Avery Weage.
"Money Talks," with Lewie Uhrhammer.
"Wrinkles, A Laugh in Every Line."
"The Covered W.agon," with Jim Adamson, a thrillin,g portrayal of a
great gatherin~-of paper.
"Stop Flirting," with Mr. Weage.
"The Way of a Girl," with Cecil Cox.
"Getting Trimmed," by Vic Arundel, a cutting narrative, filmed on the
grassy plot of oui-campus.
h U ·t 1 Stat s We have hear<! Chicago brags of being the center of t e m e< e •
quite a bit about the scent of the Chicago stock yards.
L dia Guild: "M.ay I have the 'Private Letters of Jane Welsh Carly!~'?'.'. Iii-. Weage (absent minded): "This is the library-not the post office.
W k e v a girl who w-ent to a masquerade party with a piece of e once n ' • c1·sguised a~ a bread tied at each side of her dress. She said she was gom.g l .,
c_hicken sandwich.
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Alice: ·t ?" What's the lowest of all spot s •
Ella: "Baseball."
f If player but if one ever got hit Mister Cox may not be much o a go ' .
Id tainly make a hole m one. 1'~• a ball he hacl batted, he wou cer
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