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Orange Peal 1922

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The
ORANGE PEAL
1922
Published Annuall\j b\j the Albany College Student Association
ALBANY, OREGON -
Four THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
Dedication
Ir has been customar'j to dedicate The Orange
Peal to one who has long served the institution,
and has thus won a place in the hearts of the
students. This 'jear we set-aside this tradition
to honor one who has rendered a rare service
rather than a long one. To
MR. ARTHUR. A. LYDELL,
1n appreciation of his splendid spirit in bringing
to us that which is the ver'j best in the musical
realm, this volume is affectionatel'j dedicated. -----=~~~~~E---i:P>l=IE11ii°IL--~~~,,Jet THE 1 9 2 2 ORAN(; " -,a
Five Six THE 1 9 2 2 O_R_A_N_G_E_P_EA_L ____ --=•~-
foreword-
When other joys and heavier cares
Sweep o'er life's path for you,
May sweet and tendel' memories
Light up with lustrous hue
The days you spent among us, when,
A student free from care,
You w.alked within ou.r college halls
And found your pleasures there;
When, strolling in the quiet shades,
Or running to the fields-
you won athletic honors there
Which victory always yields,
i\1ay these pages now remind you
Of days removed so far,
OC pleasant scenes and happy dreams
Tho time their light doth mar,
May memory bring no bitterness
But thoughts of duties done,
Of tasks performed with willing hands,
And, Oh! of lots of fun.
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CoY\teY\ts
BOOK I. ADMINISTRATION
BOOK II. THE CLASSES
BOOK III. ACTIVITIES
BOOK IV. ORGANIZATIONS.
BOOK V. LAUGHING GAS
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Crcasurcr from E>ecember 16, 191S to :tune
7, 1921
'tnalpb ®c1kecl)nie
Class of 1900
'Crensurer of '.!.Inn Count~ Campaign jfunb
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Board of Trustees
Frank J. Miller, President
John E. Wheeler
M. :.\1cDonald
William Fortmiller, Secretary
Joseph H. Ralston
Percy A. Young (Alumni)
Rev. S. W. Seeman, D. D.
Rev. L. :.\1. Boozer, D. D.
J,'. I. Fuller
A. 0. Conclit
,J. C. Irvine (Alumnj)
C. C. Bryant
Judge J. W. MaJoney
L. G. McGaw .
C. E. Sox (Alamnj)
L. E. Hamilton .
Fletcher Lfon
John A Shaw .
Rev. S. E. DuBois, D. D.
B. L. Eddy
l1rs. Boudinot Seely
Rev. W. W. ;\1acHenry . Cla s of 1922
Class of 1923
Class of 1924
Rev. A. l\1. Williams, D. D. (Ex-Officio) Albany
Portland
Orenco
Albany
Albany
Albany
Portland
Corvallis
PoJ·tland
Salem
Lebanon
AJbany
Pendleton
. Portland
A.lbany
Albany
Portland
Albany
Portland
Ro ebarg
Portland
. Portland
Albany
Trustees Committee, 1 921-1922
Executive
F. J. )liller
Wm. Fortmille1·
J.C. Irvine
C. E. Sox
S. W. Seeman, D. D.
C. C. Bryant
P.A. Young
A. 0. Condjt
Faculty
C. E. Sox
~Irs. B. Seely
W. W. MacHern·y
F. J. :.\liller
B. L. Eddy Building and Ground
Wm. Fortmiller
Fletcher Linn
J. E. Wheeler
L. E. Hammon
J. H. Ral ton
Finaoce
M. JlcDonald
J. W. l\Jaloney
F. I. Fuller
J. C. Irvine
Athletics
P.A. Young
J. H. Ralston
Wm. Fortmiller
J. C. Irvine
S. E. DuBois, D. D. ALFRED llfELVlN WILLIAMS, D. D .. President
Fifteen :~ THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
WALLA CE HOWE LEE, D. D., LL. D.
A. B. and A. M., Williams; University
of California
Profe!<sor of History and Ancient
Languages.
MISS ELIZABETH IRVINE
A. B. and A. :\I., ~uskingum College;
University of California; University
of Chfrago
Professor of English
Sh:teen ROY W. McNEAL
~ S., Universjty of Arizona; Univer­
sity of A1·kansas; Henderson-Brown
College.
Pt-ofessor of Chemistry and Di.rector
of Athletics. :-.nss :\!ARY C. VAN WERT
A. B. and A. M., University of
1linnesota
Professor of Biology.
CHALMER N. PATTERSON
A B. and A. M., University of
Oregon.
Profess:;or of Physics. LEON WALLA.CE MOORE
B. S. C. E. and C. E., Cornell College.
Professor of Mathematics and
Astronomy.
JOHN J. McKNIGHT
C. P. A. (Ohlo).
Professor of Business Science
Sev.-nteen CARLTO E. SOX
B. S. Albany College; A. B. and A. M.,
Stanforcl University.
Professor of Business Law.
JOHN J. CA.i."\!OLES
A. B., University of Oregon.
Instructor of Public Speaking a.nd
Coach in Forensics.
Eighteen ARTHUR A. LYDELL
Graduate of . N ort~ Park College,
School of Music, Chicago; Piano and
0 r g an, Augustana Conservatory
Rock Island, III.; Pupil of LeRoy B'.
Campbell, Warren Conservatorv of
. Music, Warren, Pa. •
Du-ector of School of Music
Piano and Pipe Organ.
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MRS. ROBERT L. STEW ART
A. B., Albany College.
Professor of French. -----:::;T;:-;-'.\-\;--;::E:---:,-1-;.9°2)12;,-;0~R;-i;Ai°NN~G~E-PDtE~Alll---~~JS
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ISABELLE A. STEELE
R. S., Oregon Agricultural Co)Jege:
Studied under Prof. E. 0. Sp1tzner
and Charles South, Portland, Ore.
Instructor in Violin.
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MARY IRVINE PATTERSON
Graduate of Albany College School
of ::\lusic.
Instructor in Piano. Bae. r.JAY TRAVIS
Ward School of l\Iusic.
Instructor in Piano.
ADA MILLER HARRIS
Mus., Chicago ~Iusical College;
Graduate work.
Instructor in Voice.
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THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
The Cam~aign for a Greater A\ban\j
Sept. 20. Campaign Director Smith arrives and is asked to open the College year with
prayer.
Oct. 1. President WilHams !lllnounces in chapel that the campaign over the State
and in Albany is about to warm up.
Oct. 5. Smiths, Jr., Wilbur and .Marjorie, come to town, try to find the College and
get lost near Far West ;\lanulacturing Co.
Oct. 10. W.W. Smith, Sr. takes an O1-egon cold and coughs violently once or twice.
Oct. 15. Trustees meet and decide that it must be done in spite of the impossibilitv
of doing it. •
Nov. 1. Drs. Williams and Smith get first $5,000 subscription but decide after many
confidential conferences not to announce it just yet.
Nov. 10. Smith and Williams take long trip over the State and ask twenty-three
persons for $5,000 each.
Nov. 15. Dr. Lee states that Albany College has a gTeat future and this campaign is
bound to succeed.
Dec. 1. Smiths, junior, and Lyde)) eat together at the Elite, "separate checks".
Dec. 7. 10969th "prospect card" finished by Miss Fromm and her bevy of )'oung
lady helpers from the Freshman class.
Dec. 10. Albany trustees' face. grow very long when campaign directors lell them
that Albany and vicinity would have to give $50,000 for the first building
or the rest of the State would not play the game.
Vee. 15. "It can't be done" said 6000 people the day the story was printed in the
evening papers.
Dec. 27. President Willi.ams and Director Smith act like perfect ladies at -'frs. Seely's
reception to ladies on Portland Heights. Clive Saiz also attends
Jan. 1. Miss Fromm, Dr. Lee, Dr. Williams and many others begin to furnish early
information to Hon. Geo. W. Wright w,ho commences to write the history
of Albany College.
Jan. 5. The first of many Albany College luncheons, a "dutch feed", at a local
hotel.
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Jan. 10.
Jan. u.
Jan. 12.
Jan. 14.
Jan. 1
Jan. 2.2.
Jan. 2:t
Jan. 30.
Feb. 6.
teh. ) i.
Feb. 20.
)larch 20.
April 17.
April 20. THE l 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL --
'd to take the city and county chairmanship and let his L. E. Hamilton ~1 es
i store run itself. . .
b g •t on P.resident Williams lo ms1St thal they • f students wru · 1 t· A deputation o h fi t building will be ready for then grac ua 10n.
t know whether t e rs mus
crowd at luncheon grows.
The when ·'minute men" go into the pulpit and talk All church goers wake up
Albany College.
• Herald gets out a special Albany College edition. The Albany Evenm'?
Everybod>• reads it.
d f "minute men" oratory in the churches. Another roun °
. ·uzens meet at the Community House to begin the drive.
Fifty Albany c1k they secured in subscriptions $16,140. The fir.,;t wee
Twenty-five men began work this week, succeeding in getting 6,440.
Fifteen men o rganize and get over 16,000 during the week.
• for town "mop up" and get over $2,300. Stuclents organize
" " and "flu" C aign leader;; have nervE>s •
amp • b "if ·t takes • ·t their teeth and organize to finish the JO I Trustees grin, gn
all summer".
• subscribes for "perpetual scholarship", givi~g pledge for $1000
S. G. Taha th t $50 000 goal for Albany is reached. and trostees announce a ,
President Williams summarizes the Albany campaign-
f\\ban'j Over the T O\J
• • AJb d vicinity has passed the $50,000 Subscription taking in any an 1 r er subscriptions are: One at
mark and will be continued. tAmSl 7o3n6~ i::e !tg$1 500· one at $1,300; seven 4 500· one at $2,700; one a , , . _ , •
at,$1,000 each, and 37 from $200 up to $050 each.
College students raise over $2,300.
• • f •4 500 to 50 cents. There are 461 subscriptions to date, ranging rom .,, , .
Fully half the $50,000 was subscribed with ~~risti!n I' ed~60i1;_n as
the chief motive, members of one church alone givmg O e . '.
A large percentage of subscribers, regardless of ~enommations, be­
lieve in the Christian college as fundamentally educational. .
All but a negligible few of Albany's business and professional peo-
ple made subscriptions. . . k f
The first $40,000 was subscribed _during three inu:nsivetw~~1 \~e
"drive", about fifty menthwothr~,g cTerhtainladtay$slottol!:!s"s:~·red by ytros· the i-econd and fifteen e Lrc . e s ,
tees and a few other campaign leaders.
April 25. Campaign office is moved to Portland and the Orange Peal is allowed to
go to pre:ss.
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BOOI{: II.
TFIE CLASSES
Twenty-three THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL ~ •-------------------------------
Set\ior Class Will
We, the Senior Class of Albany College of the City of Albany, County of Linn,
State of Oregon, being almost in our sound minds, and realizing the nearness of our
transformation into utter oblivion, hereby make and declare this our last will and
testament.
We the Class of 1922 do hereby bequeath:
To the Freshmen, a clidactic treatise of fifty thousand words by President
Williams, Ph.D., F. R. S., R. F. D., LL. D, M. D., D. D., C. P. A., B. S., C. E., on
the responsibility of organizations.
To James Clyde Archibald, a walker, to prevent injured limbs while skating.
To "Horse" Bruce Blake Blevins, a crate of nice, freshly prepared Stacomb for
his new "Charlie".
To Dorothy and Muriel Gilbert, immunity from punishment at the hands of the
•1pperclassmen.
To F. Buford l\forri , $2.40.
To Harol<l Carlton Sox, one can Sherwin-Williams Black Paint with which to
conceal his misdemeanors.
To the Sophomores, a spirit of peace.
To ~Ieh;n Edward Olen, the lost chord that Poling found.
To Wilbur Ellsworth Daniel, a nice new broom that sweeps clean.
To Lyon Leroy Lawrence, George Kenneth Austin, Had Hoflich, Tex DeLasaux,
Hnd Clive Saiz, a time table of Grace Leslie's iaocial engagements for the coming year.
stop." To the Cheadle kicl, a hand-book on the manipulation of Ford bugs.
To the Juniors, sufficient wisdom to be Seniors next year.
To Baroid Poling, a concise hand-book of instructions on "How to Play Short-
To James Franklin Blackwell, one Nm gallon pail of freckle cream.
To Gertrude Braden and Lester Wilcox, a round trip ticket to Philomath.
To Lillian Porter, the position of the Silent Bell ( e).
To "JIU. Angel" McNeal, a pamphlet containing the comparative statistics com-
piled by Mr. C. N. Patterson at the time of the Slaughter of the Innocents, ~lay 1, 1922.
To l\lr. C. N. Patterson, a back-scratcher.
To l\lr. Moore, the right to censor May Day exercises.
To Wallace Howe Lee, a puppy dog kennel.
In witness whereof we have hereby inscribed our names and affixed our seal this
4th clay of June, in the year of Our Lord, 1922.
'rwent)•-fout Sk>J110RS
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HELEN GRIGSBY "Jim"
0 .A. C. '18-'19.
Treasurer Student Body '19-20-'2 L.
y. W. C. A. Cabinet. '19-'20.
Albany College Chorus '19-'20-'21-'22.
Class Editor '20-'21-'22.
Stuckmt Council '21-'22.
;\[ay Queen '22.
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DONNA ROBERTA FRY "Bobbie''
Y. W. C. A. Secretary '19-'20.
Sophomore editor '19-'20.
Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '21-'22.
Senior class president.
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EDWARD L. UMPHREY
Entered 1919.
Track Team '19. "E<l"
Treasurer Y. ~I. C. A. '20-'21-'22.
Literary Society '20-'21-'22.
Vice-president Student Body '19-'20-'21.
Assistant in Chemistry department
'19-'22.
Class President '20-'21.
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AT.VA G. STARR
President Student Body '20-'21.
Basketball '20-'21.
Y. M. C. A. '19-'20-'21. "Starr"
Girls' Basketball Coach '20-'21.
niversity of Washington '21-'22.
* Twenty-OvE' Twent)·-slx *
GERTRUDE BRADEN "Gerty"
"Say do you know."
Her sweet charms are engulfed by a
radiant SON.
*
RAYMOND W. FISHER "Ray"
"Give me a chance to be square."
Spends his time collecting the Juniors.
*
l'r!ARION K. PATERSON "l'ilary Ann"
"You got me."
Does find physics rather confusing.
*
DAN E. LA WREN CE ''Daniel"
"O what a fullness."
As a waitress, Dan is stiU waiting.
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ELVA BURRIS "El"
"O land, what do I say."
That's just it-what does she say?
*
VERNON G. HENDERSON "Hendee"
"Let me see."
All the sunshine has gone out of bis Life. TI-\E 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
Raymond Fisher
Gertrude Braden
Anna Holman C\ass Officers
President
. Vice President
Secretary and Treasurer
*
CREAN Y. GRIGSBY "Wifey"
''Now I'll just tell you."
Marriage was her only fate-what a pity.
*
LESTER A. WILCOX "Chauncey"
"Absolutely I"
Eighth wonder of the world.
*
ANNA HOLMAN "Browny"
"Good Night!"
Her experiments all testify Brown.
*
HAROLD POLING ''Eddy"
"Wait a minute."
Has a pull with the press -mutual
understanding.
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LILIAN PORTER "Lillums"
"I'll tel1 you, kid."
Her smile her great-est charm.
*
PAUL C. GIDDINGS "P. C."
"Oh gee-! --excuse me."
Is self the essence of selfi.shne~s­
Refer R. P.
Twenty-se,•en Hoflich
Rodeside
Shedd
Twenty-eight Cheadle
Brown
Phillips Finnell
Olen
Howard Daniel
Green
Burggraf Harold Hoflich
Wilbur Daniel
Chamlee Cheadle
Florine Finnell
Sox
:'.\lclnto~h
:\lacDonald C\ass Officers
Poling
Saiz
Delassaux Wilkinson
Phillips
Burgess President
Vice President
Secretary
Treasmer
l\lcTaggart
Lawrence
Austin
Twenly-n:nt! '
Thirty McDaniel Beam is Leslie
Kielsmeier P. Crausen Patterson
D. Gilbert M. Gilbert
R. Clausen Doggett Braden
Ellis McCrosi.an
Cox Sox
Coie
MacCaulou
Jenks
Viereck Archibald
Simons
Prochnow
Hatch
McClain Lake
Ryder
Kendall
Taylor
Rose Spen~er
Morns
Pfeiffer
Barnes
Ross
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Freshmen Class Officers
Harold Sox ' President
Clyde Archibald Vice President
\ Billie Lake Secretary
Harry Spencer Treasurer
Minerva Braden Student Council Representative
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Ora Y\ge Pea\ Staff
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
ASSOCIATE EDITOR
ASSISTANT EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
SALES MANAGER
ADVERTISING MANAGER
ASSISTANT ADVERTISING MANAGER
ASSISTANT ADVERTISING MANAGER
ORGAKIZATIONS
ATHLETICS
ART
ART
LA UGHTNG GAS
LAUGHING GAS
FACULTY ADVISOR
SENIORS
JUNIORS
8OPHOMORES
FRESHMEN Harold J. HofUcb
Mabel Boward
Minerva Braden
Lura! Burggraf
Anna Holman
Muriel Gilbert
Clive Saiz
Maurice Kielsmei(er
Ge.rtrucle Braden
Edward Sox
Roberta Fry
Lester Wilcox
. . Melvin Olen
Clyde Archibald
• Miss Elizabeth Irvine
Helen Grigsby
Marion Paterilon
. Vera Green
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ORANGE PEAL STAFF
Bollich
G. Braden
Kiel$meier
Coie
Pal~rson Sox
Irvine
Fry
Olen Howard
Gilbert
M. Bratlen
Green
Archibald Burggraf
Holman
Saiz
Wilcox
Grigsby
Thirty-five • THE 1 9 2 2 OR_A_N_G_E_P_E_A_L ___ --=.=--!-
Walter J. Brown
f·'oren,-ic- i\l gr. Forensics
J. J. Canoles
Coac-h Harold J. Hoflich
Orator
The foren::ic work i,-the most prominent exponent by which the public may judge
the general st.anding and efficiency of a college. This is proper because this work
llffords the> fine;.t opportunity for public expresi:ion of the impressions received ancl •he thinking power developed within the colleg<' walls.
With this in mind, we can mention the oratorical and cleba~ work of this school year with a bit of pride and a great deal of ::atisfnction.
In the local oratorical contest !11.r. Harol,t Roflich won over others trying out for
the honor of 1ep1e,.enting our Alma .\fater in the annual state contest. Trus contest
\\as of a very high type. Th1> orations wer1> marked by deep lhought and c-areful
arrangement, and were delivered in a very finished, persuasive manner. In all of these regards !\lr. Hoflich ranked high.
The leading debate of the year was a triangle affair. Miss Vera Green and .\Iiss
Volena Jenk" upheld the negati\-e again>'t Pa('ific College, losing with a close two to
one decLion. Edward and Harold Sox won from Linfield's negative by a unanimous
•recision. Thu,-old Alhanr received thl' first honors of the occasion, winning the tdangle.
-W. J.B. '24
Volena Jenks Harold Sox Edward Sox Vera Green • --
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Thirty-eight *
Cecil "Tex" Delasaux-Captain and half­
back. As a ground gainer he's the "caL­
ankles". He seems t<, have a special
crook in his arm for a fonvard pass.
Let'i; go!
*
Lester '·Chaunce" Wilcox -Center. The
scales refuse to register. Famous for
his necktie tackles. Kuf sed !
*
i\ierwin "Willie" Wilkinson-end. He snares
forwa1·~ passes and brakes up interfer­
ence m a most unseemly manner.
Claralee says he's a good parlor tackler
~~ ,
Roy "i\lac" ~JcNeal-Coach. "You've got it
all over that bunch. Now get out and
fight." Still figuring out the "Demo­
crat learn".
* THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
Footba\\
Dan "Ezekiel" Lawrence -Guard. Plays
season practice fighting with ~-Makes
opposite his brother. Gets his o~t of
a hole in the defence you could clr1ve a
ca.rt through.
Melvin "Ole" Olen-Fullback. A lineal ~e­
scendant of "snuce land". Hits the _hne
miles an hour. He's got a bad Jaw,
ask "Mac".
*
Paul "Calvin" Giddings.-Tackle. A regu­
lar easter egg, ha.rd-boiled and ha~1d­
painted. He makes the offense look like
a row of Chinese ash-cans.
*
Emory "Si" Simons-HalJ-ba_ck: He dig~ a
hole in the line and pulls 1t m after him.
When he's not on the field you'll find him
on Seventh St.
*
Bruce "Horse' 'Blevins.-Tackle. Oh! Boy!
you ought to see him tackle. One of the
footbal\ingei;t footballers you ever saw.
Kame's "Horse" not "Horace".
*
Thirty-nin~ Football
\\'il'.mr "Dann:),:" Dan_iel-Quarterback. So
,-mall he sticks himself in "Chaunce•,·•
po~ket for yardage. Be hits their sb;e
,tr1_nr-s on a tackle. Helen says, "Ain't
he Just grand?"
*
l ynn L:iwrence--Guard .. He ruined moi-<>
plays than XPro did houses when he •et
fire to Rome. You ought to see tl~at boy go.
*
• JrimP!< "Hap'' Blackwell-End. Red-headed
and Irish: He 1;1ns !lack a punt like
he was going to dinner. Wear~ out more
Sol'ki< than any man on the team.
*
C'ly11e ".~rchie" Archibald-Guard. Getting
heaner all the time. He's a freshman
hut we'll let that pass.
*
Cvan "Pat" Patterson-Goa.rd. It's a stand·
off between P. C. and Pat who looks the
l·arde,,L. He's married, too.
* Tl-IE 1 9 2 2 ORI\NGE PEI\L
Basketbal\
On account of the loss of ''Had'. Irvine, our principal point get.te1·
in last year's winning squad, basketball pr,..~pects were of a
somewhat somber h1lP this season. Coach "Mac .. tack.led
the job of developing a system by which the lack of
point gelling ability would be offset by a perfect
"Chauncey•·
b a g1cat defcil-
;ive man ancl morP
than once hroke up [a,-t
rallic>s hy hi,-cool-heacleci
handling of the team.
The real strength of ,.he
team wa, proYecl when the Pi1ates
in\·a,le,J the No1 th and after some defense. His success in this is attested by the
scores made. This defense work became more
and more pronounced as the sea,-on pru­
g ressed, al the end of the season being
such that the best teams in the league
could garner points only by an vr­
casional ..,viJcl shot and free
throws.
Capt. Wilcox at center
was the cog around
which the defense
was built .
,·iciou» fighting returned with their
'h, ·," \HII filled with "booty". P. U., Lin-
tiehl. and P. C. suffering from the raid. The
,ea.--C1ns Xon-conference res u I ts were as fol­
low!<:
O1·egon Sta~ Normal
Oregon Stale Normal
Philomath
Philomath . .
Pacific Universitv
Pacific L;niversitv
Pacific College :
Pacific College
Linlielcl College
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Pirates 18
Pirates 10
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Pirates 27
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Blackwell be­
hind the bars.
Poling snagg­
ing a fast one.
Showing the
form.
"Showing" the new
pitchers.
Forty-two Baseba\\
The Squad
Danny beating out an
infield hit. Willy blocks a man out
Sox Our heavy
going right-
up. fielder.
Capt. Willy
stabs a fast
man at third. Safe at second. Mac grabs a
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Baseba\\
The Varsihj is putting on some of the best
ball seen in the histor'j of the College. We have
a staff of spit ball artists seldom seen in captivit'j,
and the'j have the backing for a team of cham­
pionship caliber. Linfield, the Non-conference
champiol'ls o{ 1921, as well as Willamette, have
walked the plank. Capt. Wilkinson on third
has a sure berth on the all-state eleven and
pounds the pi\\ a 1 000 per cent (more or less).
The Pirates are out {or blood, and it will be a
good team that stops them.
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Women's Basketball
The_ women's Var-:;ity showed real •lope this year. Philomath College took ~wo
defeat,: without a murmur and the only thing that kept other colk!ges from taking
the same, was becau~e they did not s:chedule game~. E,·ery one is coming back next
ye"ar and w_~at t_he);:11 do we refuse to imagine. When you consider the lime taken
i\\\ ay from fus~ing by basket' all rou7J reeognize lhe sacrifice made by them.
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Tennis
The tennis team this year is compo,::ed of Elva Burris, "Dort" Gilbert, Wilbur
Uaniel, Lyon Lawrence and Edward Sox. Coach Moore assures the school that it will
be a bang up sea::-on and i:; ananging matches with all the colJeges that feel lucky
after last year.
By vote of the Student Body a monogram Jetter is given to winners in this sport.
\ great deal of interest is being taken in it this year. :fi THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
May Day
QUEEN HELEN II.
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May Day
COMMITTEE IN CHARGE OF MAY DAY FESTIVITIES
WALTER BROWN, Chairman
GERTRUDE BRADE~ WILBUR DANIEL
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DRAMATICS
No. EU!. AVE ..
Plttce PICKLETON.
DAY W,HTJ:llG
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")IR . TE:.\IPLE'S TELEGRA)I"
.\ Comedy in Three Acts. Presented b~•
El.'NETIAJ'l" LITERARY SOCIETY
GLOBE TREATER February 2
RIVERSIDE CO~I:11U 'ITY HOUSE, February 29
Direction oI Dr. D. \'. Poling
Jark Temple
Frank Fuller
Wigson . .
Captain Sharpe
John Bro\\ n .
l\l n:. Jack Temple
)Irs. Frank Fuller
:.Ir,;. Bro" n
Dorothy CA'T
Dan Lawrence
. Melvin Olen
Walter Brown
. Harold Hoflich
Edward Umphrey
Helen Poling
. Billie Lake
Mabel How ml
Claralce Cheadle
ACT T -:.lorning ACT II -Afternoon. ACT TIT-Evening.
PLACE-Residence of :\fr. and :\lrs. Temple, 99 Curzon Street, :,layfair, London.
TXRAL BURGGRAF, ~lanag('r DRAMATICS
"11 P <\. YS TO ADVERTISE"
By Roi Cooper )legrue and Walter Hackett
Presented by the
EUNETIAN LITERARY SOCIETY
GLOBE THEATER, May 5
Direction of }!rs. Charles Childs
Mary Grayson
Johnson . •. . .
Countess de Beaurien
Rodney Martin
Mr. Martin .
Ambrose Peale
Mr. Smith
:\liss Burke
Mr. ;\lcChesney
Marie
Bronson .
Ellery Clark CAST
ACT 1 -Living room in l\fr. "Martin's home.
ACT II -A month later. Rodney Ma1·tin's office. Mrs. Irean Grigsby
Harry Spencer
Marion Paterson
Vernon Henderson
Marcus Kielsmeier
. Buford Morris
Lyon Lawrence
Grace Leslie
. Lyon Lawrence
Margaret Ro<.leside
Walter l\IacCaulou
Clive Saiz
ACT III-Several weeks later. Living room in Mr. Martin's home.
DAN LAWRENCE, Manager
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~eptember 20. Reception for students and i.riends of college after Convoca:ion exercises.
September 30. Frshmen Reception.
October 5. Y. W. C. A. Tea at Braclens.
October 12. Upperclassmen party at Lone Pine Club.
October 12. Freshmen party at Volena Jenks' home.
October 2 . Halloween party.
;1/ovember Football rally.
November 17. 1\fi;:s Van We.rt entertained girls at tea.
December 10. l\lr. Lydell treated Chorus after practice.
January 4.
February 1.
February 15.
February 23.
February 27. Y. W. C. A. held covered dish supper at Tremont.
Basketball teams held reception for Prulomath teams.
Waffle supper for girls at Illiss Irvine's.
Y. W. C. A. tea at Braden's.
Y. W. C. A. tea, l\li"s Irvine's, Dr. Warner, guest.
~larch 7. Reception for boys' Basketball team.
::\larch 23. Orange Peal Staff held covered dfah supper at Miss lrvine's.
St. Patrick party at College. March 24.
)larch 31. Concert by Chorus Reception for ::'llr. Lydell at Glann's.
April 1.
April 28.
)Jay 9.
)lay 12.
May 17.
June 6.
Fitly Soph "kid" party at Lura) Burggraf's.
Portland Concert with reception given by Dr. Warner and her Sun,iay school class.
Y. ::'11. C. A .. Cabinet dinner given by Clive Saiz.
Mock Wedding at Tremont.
Upperclass hayrack picnic.
Community Dinner. =-~=-----T_H_E 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEA_L ___ ~___.;~ _
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Dan Lawrence
:iielvin Olen
Anna Holman
Walter Brown
Helen Grigsbv
l\Iinerva Braden
R. W. Mc eal
R. W. 1\lc eal
Harold J. Hoflich
Wilbur Daniel
Edward Sox .
Le,-t.er A. Wilcox
Lyon Law1-cnce
Flrty-t\\ o StudeY1t CouY1ci\
. . President
Vice-President
. Secretary
Se~ior·
Freshmen
Faculty . Treasurer
Repre,-entative
Representative
Representative
Athletic CouY1ci\
· • . Directo1·
• Football Manager
Ba;;kctball Manager
Ba,-eball :i1anager
Track Manager
Tennis Manager
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Hoflich Brown Grigsby Lawrence
After a great deal of discussion the members of the Albany College Literary
Society voted to change the name of the society to one more distinctive. The name
"Eunetian"' was finally agreed upon.
~lany va1ied and interesting programs have been presented by the members tlur­
mg the school year. They haYe tended toward the development of some of the talent.
we had not disco,·ered in the past.
Two excellent plays were given during the second s:emester. On February 2
")lr,-. Temple's Telegram" was pre enled to an appreciative audience al the Globe
Theater. On )lay 5 the farce, "lt Pays to Adverti·e·• was a fitting finale to the 1\lay
Day festivities and a large responsive body of college friends attended.
The follo\\·ing officer,; served during the year:
Harold Hoflich
Waller Brown
lrean Grigsby
Dan Lawrence
Clive Saiz
)lelvin Olen
)larion Paterson
Miss Elizabeth lrvine . President
Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer
Chaplain
Sergeant-at-Arms
Literary Critic
Faculty Advisor
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Cmphrey
Olen Saiz
Kielsmeier
Y. M. C. A. Burggraf
Hoflich
The Y. 111. C. A. has been an important organization during the school year. They
,,,ere promoters of the European Student Relief drive before the holiday season. The
Chapel hour was in the hands of the association on alternate Tuesdays with the Y. W.
Many splendid speakers were secured and the addres::es proved very profitable. The
officers for next year are:
Edward Sox
Harry Spencer
Lural Burggraf
:\Ielvin Olen
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Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer
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President
Vice President
Secretary
Treasurer
Undergraduate Representative
SepL
Jan.
Oct. Calendar
Y. W. opening party under Mh:s Perry.
Y. W. Chapel talk by Rev. Healy.
Industrial confe~n,ce at Portland.
Tea at :\liss In,ne s
Individual talks and reports from ~abeck
y w and Y. M. Freshman ~art~. w: R. ·conference at Mc:\linnville.
F b Janet Smith. B cl e • Near East Relief talks-Tea at ra ens.
:\Ir. Tully.
March Waffle supper al )lic;s Irvine's.
April
May Janet Smith. . 1 . ,
Dr. Warner-Tea ai J\11ss rvme s.
Reelection.
Discussion of plans.
May day luncheon.
Cabinet dinner. lrean Grigsby
. :\fay Phlliips
lllildred :\lclntosh
1\label Boward
Marion Paten-on
-M. K. P. '23 Life Work Recruirs and Sruden\-Volun\-eers
The students compoc:ing this grou h in those who are planning- on foreign ~v ake recently fonneil an organization taking
students in the a,;sociation have bl!4'n acth-~ as we, a~ the h_o~e fi_elcl. All of the campus during the year. n promu gatmg Christian mfluences on the -C. S. '24.
Chorus
i.s Dir!:~~/'t1~~•n;:1!~e~~sChi;~~ b'a\hi·ganized i!1 the fall of 1921 with Prof. Lydell
"Song of Thanksgiving" wasg rendeJcJ 1~ ~ho1~1;" l\Iarch, at which time l\1aunder's
Presbyterian Church of Portland i\1 • . pn e conrert was repealed in the First
Chorus. The officers of the or ~niz u~1c f?.r Commenr~ment was al!'o furnished by the
vice-president; Lucile Fellman fecre~~n ~~1cll~1c MelvK11:1 IOlen! president; Prof. Lydell, , . , ..uarcus ie sme1er, treasurer. -L F
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VARSITY "I\" CLUB
Early in )larch a number of lettermen in c:chool mel together for the purpose
of organizing a varsity club. A committee was appointed to draft a constitution arid
hy-laws. All men who have won the official "A" in the majority sports of football,
ba~ketball, baseball and track are eligible for acth-e memebership in this organization,
whether student, ex-student or alumnus. The officers are, Lester Wilcox, president;
Paul Giddings, vice president; eVrnon Henderson, scretary; and 1lerwin Wilkinson,
-V. H. '23 treasurer.
Fromm
Braden Howard
~IcTagga1t
Frye Grigsby Cheadle
Holman
Finnell Burris Green THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
Phi Gamma Omega
ORGANIZED 1922
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Charter .,!embers
:Ueh,in E. Olen R w ' • • McXeal, Wilbur E ·
Edward L u L.. • Darnel, Lester A. Wilcox • mp,u-ey, Harold J. Hoflich '
\V I ' Dan E. Lawrence a tcr J. Brown C ' , -Lura! Burggraf. THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
A\umni Notes
l\1iss :Martha Montague, Class 1910 President
Miss Ruth M. McDaniel, Class 1921 Vice President
Mrs. W. B. Rhodes, Class 1898 Secretary
l\Ir. A. Delmar Gildow, Class 1920 Treasurer
l\Jrs. James F. Failing, 1 74, sailed in September for India where she is visiting
her daughter who is a missionary under the Baptist Foreign :Missionary Board, stationed
at Ongoli near Madras.. Mrs. Failing sailed by way of China and Japan and after an
extended stay in India expects to return home next spling by way of Europe.
During the past year the Alumni has lost by death Mrs. A. B. Slausen of the
dass of 1884. l\lrs. Slausen was a woman of ability, well known and well loved in
church circles.
Two of the associate Alumni have also been called by death during the year.
)Jr. Ralph l\lcKechnie of Albany and )fr. John Bergman of Florence, both of whom
have always been Joyal sons of Albany. Mr. )fcKec-hnfo received the degree of Bache­
lor of Accounts in 1900 and until his death was connected with the First Xational Bank
of Albany. At t.he time of his death he was the treasurer of the Linn County campaign
Fund for the College.
Miss Edna McKnight, 1907, style herself a free lance journalist. After studying
ioumalism at the 1:niversity of Oregon, Mis. McKnight was a special writer on t..lie
Portland Spectator. At presem she is writing for a number of publications both in the
west and the east, among them being the Philadelphia Public Ledger and the ew York
Times. Miss McKnight is active in the work of the Women's Advertising Club of Port­
iand and is Chairman of Puhlicity of the Oregon Federation of Business and Profes­
sional Women's Clubs.
Rev. Everet Leon Jones, 1909, and l\lrs. Jones (Phelura Gilham, 1908) are in
Philadelphia where Mr. Jones is pastor of the Oak Lane Presbyterian Church. This
church during the past winter has conducted a wrek day church school, which is the
first of its und. It was highly successful, and others modeled after it are being con­
rlucted in churches throughout the United States. Mr. Jones was assisted by Mr. Walter
Albion Squires who is also an Albany Alumnus of of the class of 1909. l\1r. Squires
is director of Week-Day Religious Instruction for the Board of Publication and Sabbath
School Work of the Presbyterian Churc-h with headquarters at Philadelphia.
Mr. Irvine D. Custer, 1916, and )'lrs. Cu!.tcr (Ruth Knowles, 1915) are now in
)lexico City, Mexico, whe.re Mr. Custer is engaged in Y. M. C. A. work. Mr. Custer
&ttended the Y. 1\1. C. A. training school in Springfield, l\1as1=, and upon completion of
his course was sent to Mexico. We are glad to have these two added to our Alumni
list in foreign service.
Rev. Grover Birchett, 1911, has returned for a year's furlough after seven years
:..s missionary in Bogota, Columbia, South America. His headquarters while in the
United States are at Albany.
Mr. Oscar W. Doble, 1921 and Mrs. Doble (Lora Warmington, 1916) are at
Florence, Oregon, where Mr. Doble is Superintendent of the High School. Mrs. Doble
is his assistant.
Mr. Howard J. Lehman, 1921, has recently been elected Principal of the High
School at Arlington, Oregon, for the coming year.
The following weddings among the alumni have been reported during the past
year:
.Mr. Otto L. Fox and )1iss Marguerite Rall both of the class of 1920 were
married in June.
)fr. James l\1acn_ab, 1921, and Miss Mamie Lenhart, formerly teacher of voice
in the College School of Music, were married in June and lh-e in Bellevue, Nebraska,
where Mr. Macnab is teachfog.
Mrs. Lena McCormick Thrift, 1894, was married to l\1r. J. G. Gibson of North
Albany.
)Iiss Mabel L. Schultz, 1907, was married April 29, 1922 to ~fr. Loffy Bilyeu
of Albany.
-)!is,: Martha )lontague.
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Dedication
The first thing after creating a Literary ::'\Iasterpiece is to dedkate it to ome
one person or persons, who on return for the honor wished upon them are forced
through courtesy to read the same.
The purpo.e then of dedicating is p!ainlr seen, namely assuring the author that
his effort." will not be entirely ignored.
In casting about for fit subjects for so noble a purpose, it occured to us that
the most conscientious persons in our midst must necessarily be those who thinking
themselves in love have ventured out on the sea of matrimony.
Therefore with due rei;pects and consideration, we dedicate this section
IN MATRIMONIUM
-to--
ROY HARRIS IREA.N GRIGSBY EARL AUST! LENORE SHULTZ
EVAN PATERSON GRACE LESLIE
M. KTNG PATERSON THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL _____ ~_;~
THE NE.W CHAPELi
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FLAPPER LINGO WA GRF:EK TO TRI BIRO
THE OFF! E GIRL, ROWE\'Er:, W.\
Th, ''"guago u. •d by , "ftapper• wh," sh, a«omp'"fod a '"""• '"'" to ,. automoOOJ, agoney to buy a "" so contu,ed tho "'"m'" that he a,ke,J tho comp,.
3 .. , 1>tenographer to "translate it into English."
F/appo,_"That bus ;, ,u,. th, cat•, pajama,, A"y ba,Jow who Wo,Jd"'t he
goofy •bout it ;, , dumdora fo, r,i,. Jf YOO lay do,"' th, boff, fo, that I'll glv, "•t
fiat wb,.Jo, the aJ,, aod """ I'll b, you, twict-Oh, did J wa,J Ob, did I u·as, lfot ,Jog! bu, Yoo'II be the b,.ok,y boy •·ith th, wriakJ, wh," ,,,u back that cart up to th,
l,om, dumpi The,e•, 00!3• oa, <hiag oa my ml"d-tf YOu1J p,om;,e Yoo'IJ can '"'Ood
ao •Mkebreakm, I prom;,. that I'll neve,· squin-eJ aoy mad moo,,, whea we blou,., around." HEP
Steaographo,-••wh.., she "'YS !hi, ear, th, ,,e, pajam, , that meaa, It', ,11
to "" good, A"d th,a she "'"' that if ••,· ;.,, wouldn't fair fo love Mtb tt, be ;,
paekfog =uad aa emP<y loft Thea •h• toll, ho, m,·eee, that if ho ..;11 pot <Iowa th,
moaoy fo, the ea,, ,h, oill ,,. this guy What tak,, ho, out walking, aad he in, '"'•dy
aad th.., ,h, tell, him how happy •he "'11l b, °'" it. Th,a to mak, it ,t.-.ag, sh, tell;
him that wh.., he takes th,,.,. to he,• hom, he w;JJ b, awfully populu with ho, motho,,
Uut sh, tell, him stn.Jgbt ,h,. when she•, aw.,,, no otho, jaa, is '° b, taken """"d ;,
,h, "'• aad if he a.,.., to tha,, she prom;,., ab, woa•t hldo o,y moa,y about ho,
so that if they have a ·'"P ah, "" pay he, own way hom,. And thae, all ab, ,ay,," Simple wasn't it?
zene series." p,,,r. AfoNo,J ( fo 0"'3ak Chon,,), "Nam, th, '"' th,.. momb,,. of tho &n­
Dan Lawrence: "Benzene, Toluene, and Zerolene."-(Zylene).
Elopement Tragedy-Girl flees in father's pants/
Why are girls like lemons~
The moi-e you queeze them, the mush.ier they get.
PE. l1'ENTI.,\RY OFFEN E
Killing Time.
Hanging Pictures.
Murde1ing English.
Smothering a Laugh.
Shooting Snipes.
FAVORITE EXPHES lOK OF THE FAC LTY D1·. Williams: Well-shall we sa.v-?
Dr. Lee: Don't take my word for it. l'm not always infallible.
Miss Irvine: Well-I don't kno,,. I insist that. etc. J\Ir. AicNeal: O! illan!!!
ill,-_ Patte"""' I'm gofog to have to. Wh,n I was fo the UaJvec,;ty of O,.g., __ .'!frs. Patterson: 0 Heck!!!
Mr. Lydell: (In conducting the Chorus) Here we go!!! Good!!
"So sang the mighty sea". Rest! Rest!
"So sang the tor.rent free". Rest! Rest!
lllls, Yan W,n, (To ho, F,""cl, Class), Avo,.vo"' •tudi, vot,. '"°" pou, aojoud 'hui?
Miss Travis: Yes, 1 should think so.
-'lr-s. Stewa1t: Donnez-moi.
-'Ir. -'Coore: Let me see.
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WE'LL BE DARXED lF WE KNOW
Wbere can a man buy a cap for his knee?
Or a key to tM! lock of his hair?
What jewels are found in the <'rown of your head?
What crosses the bridge of your nose?
Could you use the nails of your toes in shingling the 1·oof of your mouth?
Could the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
Lf so, what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
Could you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand?
Jf so why not raise corn on your ear?
Voes the calf on your leg eat the corn on your toe ·1
Or beat the drum of your ear?
CLEAR AS J\J D
McNeal investigating a new comer's credits: "You say you have had a semester's work in chemistry; what text did you use?"
Dort Gilbert, with an ail' of finality: "Why it was a red book."
Volena Jenks: "It seems nice to see a Ftrange face."
Buford Morris: "But i:urely you know me?"
Volena Jenks: "Yes but that doesn't change your (ace."
Prof. l\loore, in Spanish class: ")1iss Braden, you translated that la t sentence almost as if you had intelligence."
Rev. Canoles complimenting Mable Howard upon her progress in Public Speak­
ing class said that he especially liked the manner in which she used her eye .
Jn days of old a knight would take
A horse and suit of tin,
And with a ten-foot pole would try
His lar!y·s love to win.
But now he takes a bus of tin
And fills her up with gas,
And miles and miles away from town
He woos his winsome lass.
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"which provides a li!>eral and practical education," is
O:\TE OF THE GREAT TECHNlCAL COLLEGES OF THE WEST
ranked by the U. s. Government as a "distinguished institution."
Only a few of the higher institutions of the c?untry have a broad
• k O A C .,,h1"ch grants degrees m: a scope· of wor • as • · ·• "
The School of Agriculture (B. Sc., M. S. degrees)
The School of Commerce (B. Sc. degree~ C E E E
The School of Engineering and :\Iechamc Arts (B. Sc., • ·• · ·
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The School of Forestcry (B. _Sc.,(il. S~ ~fsesdegrees) The School of Home Economics • ·• · ·
The School of Mines ( B. Sc. degree) )
The School of Pharmacy ( B. Sc.,. Ph. C., Ph. G., degrees
The School of Vocational Educatio_n ( B: Sc. degS:ree~ )
D artment of Chemical Engmeenng (B_. c. egree it: o!:artment of l\lilitar_y S<;ience and Tactics (B. Sc. degree)
The S<'hcol of Music (Music Diploma)
For Circular or Information and Olustrated Booklet write to
THE REGI TRAR. OREGO AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE
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BEFORE HORTH.\XD W . .\ ll\ FLOWER
Prof: "In lhe olden days all writing was done on tablets of stone."
Stude: "Gee, it must have taken a crowbar to break the news."
"How do you get down off an elephant?''
"You don't, You get down from a duck."
D,. Lee, "This is th, thi"' tim, '°" hav, b.,n lat, to ,lass. Don't yo" kn
0,. you can't stay the flight of time?"
Ha,old Sox, "Oh, J don't know. I j,st stopp.., a •••Pie of min•les dow, th, street."
""' i•I Gilb,rt ('J>,nding w.,k end in the co•ntry. ,..ti,ing at a late ho"'), "Gee, it SQre feels good to hit the hay again."
Girl friend (apologetically): "Wh>· ye:s, this is only a straw tick."
Clive: "Rave You any mail for me?"
Postman: "What name, please?"
Clive: "You'll find it on the envelopt>."'
Mrs. ~: "Wallace, you have not kissed me for five whole days!"
Prof. Lee (absent-mindedly), "lod..,,, my dea,! Then can Y•• lei/ m, whom 1 have been kfa_ing 7"
A fo,lon, and ship-w, .., • .,, b,.th.,·. '3Hing o'e, lif,•, . ol,mn main, wa, east "P
on a ,.,,,., i land With only his b,i,f "'" whi,h contain"' nothing b•t his Will. 11
how,.., was so ""hnieal that he liv,d th,.. months on th, pro.;,;.,., of it.
Glenna McDaniel: "Oh, I've got. chocolate all ove.r my face!"
Marcus K.: "Save some of it for me."
Prof. Moore: "T hear your brother i. sick, Paul."
Paul G.: "Yes, quite sick."
Prof. Moore: "Nothing contagious, 1 hope."
Paul G.: "I hope not. Doctor says it's overwork."
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She: "Why do they call Prof. McNeaJ "The Rock of the :Uarne' ?"
He: "Because he's another famous Pxponent of 'They shall not pas;:.' ·•
Giddings: "How can that Prof. give me a flnuk notice? r don't know the course, I haven't handed in any work."
"Wouldn't she Rockefellow ?"
"I never Astor."-Awgwan.
Two old maids
Went for
A tramp in the woods.
The tramp
Died. How does he know
Wife: "Our new maid has sharp ears."
Hub. "I notice that lhe doors arP all ~cratched-up around the keyhole."
Si: "Be those there college students, :.\1irandy ?"
llirandy: "Well, they all go to college, if that'!' what you mean."
-Lemon Punch.
Marcus K. and Barbara P. at Baptist church both singing out of U1e 1>a1ne hymnal. Kind old lady offers l'llarcus another book.
Marcus: "No thank you, J have one."
Old Lady: "Perhaps your wife would iike one also."
Most persons likP ice cream, but we die! not know until February 2 (the day
llfter the basket ball supper) that Mr. Patterson prefers his in the morning hours.
We must admit that we occasionally see a horse fly, but not often do we get a chance to see a salad dressing.
Stude: "Have you any Ben Turpin potatoes?"
Botany Pi of: ''Ben Turpin potatoes, what. are they?"
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The youth received her invitation
While crammfog for examination.
His conscience called for concentration
His Lady Love for syncopation.
What should he do? An inspiration­
He flipped a coin-the celebration!
So no more work or hesitation
And off he tripped in high elation.
At zero hour midst perspiration
Ou,· hero's bruins lacked lubr-icalion.
He drew an F-Procrastination
And one less stude for 1 egistration !
-Sun Dodger.
:.\lc.'\leal (lecturing on iron): "If it wasn't for iron we would'nt have all the:,c p1etty Red Rose(s)".
Said the raindrop to the particle of dust: "This settles you, your name i:; mud."
Willie Wilkin..."On quotes Ecclesiastes IX-, as his authority for using Bandoline on hfa hair.
l\1ac: "Look he1-e, I'm asking you for the la. t time for the five bucks you owe me."
Lyon: "Well, I'm glad lo know that's the end of a silly question."
"What's a football coach?"
''An ambulance, you simp."
Lura I Buggraf, leading Epworth League announces song No. 61,entitled "Higher Ground" and says "Lets' sing 1o. 61 and stand on it."
Braden (speaking about colors of hats): "You wear brown quite often, don't you Anna?"
Anna Holman: "Oh, I love Brown.''
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.\Ii;:s Irvine: "Will th
Elva Bun-is: " . 'e class plea."e takP SE'ats up nearer the front."
"li 1 . But its warmer back here by the radiator"
h ss l'Vlne· "W II I te · warm." • • e ' a r on you'll ,,·ish \'ou wer · (mearung during warm weather) • e in a place that was not so
OLD STORY
.~1?i<e he hel<I her in the dark,
"l\ eath the trees that sharle tl1e park.
Now, You are all min~,, ,vith a
1-h S 'd th • ' i< ff , a, e spider to the fly.
Ro~• Hanis: Mild Ca. E'.
Lenore Shultz: \Yori<e Cai<e.
Roy and Lenore: Suit Ca.se.
"If Burbank is ai< clever as eo I .
;:Jeeping i<ickness ?" p Pe say he I!'. why doei;n't he cross insomnia with
Why is Prof. Patterson like oothi B • ng snup., ecause he put!; his patients to ,;Jeep. • •
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Student:
college." Roses are reel
Viole!s are blue
Garlick i. strong
l'm garlic for .vou.
"Whal does Prof l\J 1· • • c '-nJght do in chapel?" "Oh h
' e gets up and looks o,•,.r the studE'nts and
T~ere ~,·as a young fellow namer! Syd
\\ ho kissed a girl on the e~·e Lnl · •
Said she lo lhe lad,. • '
''Yo • ' . ur rums very bad;
l ou should practice a bit." So he Drd. then prays for the THE FIRST $1000
Gives a young man financial footing
and opportunity to succeed. Form
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Harry Spencer and Barbara Pfeiffer enter Ch Lab em. .-
A moment later Barbara • h d t . . a light?" JS ear o exclaim d1ssappointedlv· "Oh, sh k th • • • • uc s, ere's
. Evan Patterson h-anslatinl? "E •
forbid Charles to kiss the spot". ugenre Grondet''--"She hacln't th<' courage to
The translation h Id I S aer on the spot. s ou reac : he hadn't the courage to forbid Charles to k-i!'s
'\tnety Student days are pa!'sing
Students come ancl go
But student life it changeth
From that of ~•ears ago.
The freshmen now are lawless
The faculty unfair
And upper classmen feeling
Of wrong is in the air.
If faculty makes laws
They should their laws maintain
lf on the upper-classmen binding
l:pon the Frosh the same.
If freshmen break the laws
Why should the other!' pay~
Shall freshmen forever
This institution ;;way?
And is this cla,5 superior
To la" ancl order's rule?
And should thi!' class together
Rul<' faculty and school ?
If student!' rule thi> college
Let all the stuclents I ule
And faculty forever
Resign the claim to rule.
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In April, 1902-twenty yea~ ago-the doors of the first J. C. Penny
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The moment signalized a march of progre!'sion that has hail no equal
in the annah: of depa,tment.al storekeeping.
From that one store hai: grown 312 stores; a total busine,s the first
year of approximately 29,000 has expanded to $46, 641 ,92 last yea:·.
This wonderful growth, born of keeping faith with a generous public,
is but a forerunner of greater achievements to come.
ln the coming Summer and Pall we shall a1M more than 50 new
stores to our e,·er-lengthening chain.
World's Largest Chain Department tore Organization
·auANTITY BUYING FOR 312 STORES ASSURES LOWEST PRICES
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THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEAL
LAMENT
Tears were in the potatoes eyes,
'fhe cabbage hung its head;
Sadness reigned in the cellar that night,
For the mother of vinegar was dead.
Re i:et his mind on a scheme and hatched out an idea.
The love of some women is indeed "touching".
Mandy: You were prei::ent when the fight started?
Yessah.
And you got cut in the fracus?
·o sah, ah got cut in the arm.
THE l'ERROR OF' E TGLJ R
"U an S an I an O and a U,
With an X at the end spells Su,
And an E and Y and E spell I,
Pray what is the speller to do?
Then if also an S and an I and a G,
And a 8 E D spells side,
'fhere is nothing much for a speller to do
But go commit siouxeyesighed !"
Overheard in a booth at the Elite.
Bill Blair: "Would you like a nut Sundae?
Frances Doggett: "~o thank you, I have a date for Sunday."
JXCORRIGIBLE.
l\Iy skin is all bloatP<l;
It wrinkles, it sa~.
I'm stewed to the limit­
The last of my jags.
My heart is a. gay
As a songbir<l in June­
I feel no remorse--
For I'm only a prune.
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Bare Fact !
The upper-claSl men out-~trippeJ lhe fre,;hmen at the track meet.
Lural 8.: "I have a Ford."
Raymond F'.: "l'\line is a turlebaker."
Lura) B.: "H'm, Lhat's a prelty good one too".
Soph:
Fro:-h: How many subjects are you carTying?
l'm carrying one and dragging three.
WHAT WOULD RAPPEX IF-
Harold Shedd went out for athletics?
Dwight l\lcDonald ever had a paper in Rhetoric?
May Phillips flirted \\ith a boy?
Hap Blackwell ever came to clai::,-es?
No one studied during chapel ·?
Bill Blair didn't leave the remain,- of his lunch for the mice to browse on?
Dr. Lee 1mi the book sto1 e on a ca,h ba,:,is?
Mable noward coulrln't giggle?
Est:, Ryder came to Spanii-h class on time?
Prof. i\Joore sat up in front of the class?
Ed Umph1 ey couldn't punch breakage ticket--.?
Prof. Lydell's Swede should be translated?
Beam ii:: couldn't harmonize?
Clive was seen in a pair of overalls?
Ko one drew pictures on the chapel blackboard?
The building was ever warm?
Prof. Patter-,;on ever prayed anything. except the Lord's Prayer in Chapel ?
Roberta couldn't knit, etc., during class?
Lillian raised violets?
Harry Spence1·: "What is the funniest thing rou ever saw?"
Waller l'llac Caulou: "I don't care to ger personal."
Diel rou hear about the ne\\ B. V. D. or·chesh-a?
Ko, what is it?
One piece.
First Oyster: "How's your hu~band ?"
Second Oyster: "Re's only the shell of his forrne.r self."
-'lnrt)•-rour I
' ' • I "lf • h Minstrel Show sau '. • -un on him at t e , The incident, 1.· g on the Joke sp1 g r I he wish wa..'< true . Lydell commen in t·on is what part c IC • " Now the ques i ' Id) it was only true ... • bell(e) never tolled (to . or the fact th.at the
"tch fo1·ks is bad enough, but­Raining P1 -
When it come,-, to-. . retty bad weather.
Hailing street cars, it ,s p
Cokes: girl vamps an d has become ·• Wine, women an song
_ ....... ~-d Blues. •
',lnel)'•SIX THE 1 9 2 2 ORANGE PEI\
The writer deemed
It atlvisable to say
A few word!' in
Eicplan.ation of
The purpose and
Mission of the
Section which you
Rave just finished
Reading.
Inasmuch as it is
The result. of many
Contributions, no one
Can be held
Responsible for it.
The purpose then
Is to bring
Out the humorous
Side of college
Life and give
Everyone a chancP
To laugh. since
A joke is always
Enjoyed when
It is on someone
Else.
I! you received
A razz you
Are notorious.
And if you did not
You are lucky.
And bless me,
Half the time
We are laughing
With you in!'tead
Of at you.
Every dog has
His day, is an
Old saying, and
Perhaps next
Year your chance
Will come.