Lewis & Clark College

Orange Peal 1927

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Albany College

Orange Peal staff

1927

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~than~ <lt.ollc!}c .§iht 11c11f c-l\sso.ciafom
r.-i\lhc1111J, <©rl'!\llll jJ n Jfillemotiam
MRS. MARY WOODWARD
Whose generosity has made possible the
reco11strnction oi the dormitory nvw
11au1ed in her honor.
MR. L. E. BLAIN
A former trustee of the College and its loyal
friend since its begi1111-i11g
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Pao-e three .:, :: fOREWORD
We stand before life's phantom stair
Which rises upward through the night
Toward the dizzy stars. \Ve dare
.-\scend it to its shinino· heio·ht ;:, ::,
Where rest all fnlfillecl hopes; but we would
For guiding light, to hold us to the way.
We pray om daily lives might rise
Each clay, a higher plane to find,
Then step by step approach the prize
Ancl leave a lighted road behind. pray
For us, through night, success gleams like a gem,
!Jut others come, we seek to shine for them.
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l!i . To [-IARRY H. HART, whose friendship, guiding
influence and hel1,Jfu] spirit of co-operation have v..-011
the lovt and resper:t of every student, we dedicate this
1927 Orange Peal.
Page si.r T-lARRY B. HART. B. S .. :w. S., Ph.D.
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l. 'L\RENCE Wl LS()1<: . '~ . \ I' '~ (,h.EENE
r • ,., A. rd., H. Pel., M. Pel. Pi D ) . 1. .
1 9 2 7
Page eight <Uhe President's e,,Messa"Be
~~~ HE present college_ year will go down in history as one of remarkable growth.
-O'U~1J'f ~ome of our chenshe_d <lreams have ~ecome realities. The comfortable, well
~ lJghted class rooms, library, laboratones, chapel and offices of v\Tilliam Henry
Gray Hall have replaced the worn out and outgrown quarters of the old col1lege hal!I.
Woodward Hall with its cozy and attractive accommodations has replaced Tremont
Hall. Our new central heating plant sends us its warm mcsrnge of comfort on even the
coldest wintei· clays.
Our new Monteith Campus with its brc"d expan~e and beautiful mountain views
already gives promise of a college home of superior attractiveness. Tennis courts and
8thletic field arc~ comin.g into being.
This is a record breaking college year in many respects. The col'legiate enrollment
exceeds that of any former year in the sixty years of history of the college. Indica­
tions point toward a student body of two hundred fifty within a comparatively few
years. Further increases in equipment and in endowment will soon follow.
What a privilege it is to us all to be working in an atmosphere of growth and of
:10pe ! Such an atmosphere accelerates our own development and leads us to insist
upon a receding horizon.
Material growth and intellectual growth are of great value, but these allone clo 11ot
constitute the "summum bonum." Civilization is now passing tlnou.gh a period of rapid
flux. Handicaps to progress are being discarded, but there are too -many folks who
have also thrown aside inheritances that have richly influenced past generations. Many
folks are at sea without rudder or compass or anchor.
With enthusiasm we delve i,n nature and discover God's Jaws of nature in accord
with which the physical universe operates. We diligently search out the laws in accord
with which the mind cf man operates. Are we as earnestly and diligently studying
our spiritual resources and searching out the laws of God's spiritual realm?
How much we need, and how much civilization needs, an anchor of faith in this
chang·ing world! How much we need a faith that gives us spi1itual poise and insight,
a faith that will .grow stronger and richer with the passing of the years, a faith the
exercise of which enables us to push back the horizon of spiritual perception and
experience!
Oui· "summum bonum" can be realized only when spiritual growth permeates
physical ancl intellectual growth. Christian com·tesy, sympathy, poise, faith and love
must become our possessions.
Is "Prexy" dreaming? No, dear young folks, I am simply recording conclusions
that have grown out of the experiences of life, out of my associations through f.he
years with young· folks !,i,ke you, out of observations of tragedies and of successes.
May we not hope that along with the material growth and tl1e intellectual growth
of Albany College there shall be a .growth in spiritual insight and in spiritual hori:>.on.
May we not depend upon a strengthened determination, with students and faculty co­
operating, to make the life and spirit of Albany College a st1·onger leaven in the spread
of the teachings and the spirit of our Master, Jesus Christ.
Ours is not a <lreamlan<l goal but a possible goal, for
"No life can be pure in its purpose
And strong in its strife
And all life not be made
Purer and stronger thereby."
Sincerely yours, CLARENCE W. GREENE.
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Page nine ALBANY COLLEGE
({5he Student Self-Help ColleBe Qf Ehe
Paci-fie Coast
"To lend the helping hand that DOFS NOT CARRY THE LO.\D but help,
t11e climber to CARRY HIS OWN LO_,-\ D"--such is the mission of Albany
College.
Albany College consists of a college of Liberal Arts ancl a School of }Iusic.
Eight departments of instruction are maintained: Eclucatio11, English, Jviodern
Languages, Ancient Languages, History and Political Science, Chemistry and
Physics, Mathematics, and Biology. Courses in Religious Education, Sociology,
Fconomics and Athletic Coaching are given in addition to the regular depart-
1ne11tal courses Iristed above. The School of ?lfosic provides instruction in voice.
piano, organ, violin and professional courses.
Graduates of Albany College who have completed a minimum of twenty-three
hours in the Department of Education are given life diplomas to teach in the high
~chools of Oregon. The Appointment Committee has succeeded in placing all of
the qualified graduates in teaching positions.
Literary-Professional courses are offered covering the first two years of Col­
lege work_ for those students who desire to specialize in Engineering. ?vieclicine.
Law, Agncnlt\llre. Business Administration. and Pharmacy.
, Albany Colle~-~ is the only exclusively student self-help college on tl1e f)acific
~o~st.
Opportunities are provided by the College for students to earn a part of U1e1r necessarv colleo·e expenses A .
I • , ::, , • • ny person, otherwise qualified to enter f\ lbany 11· 10 will have available as 11 I $300 OO .
1 • ' lllC 1 as , • 111 cash duri1w the collecre vear will
JC guaranteed the opportunity to earn the remainder of ::,his o -c~llecre expenses. necessary
0
Students seeki1w admission to Alb C
blank addressirw ti::, D f I any .ol1ege should write for an application ·' ' ::, 1e • ean o t le College, Albany, Oregon.
Page 1<'11-CONTIENTS
1 .'\DMit\SITRATION
IT CLASSES
TH ACTI\TflES
IV LITERARY
V Xfl-ILETICS
\·1 Fe mEl\SlCS
VJI Ol~Gi\l'\lZ.\TlONS
VITI LOG
FOOLS' GOLD
ADVERT[SE:ME~TS
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1927
Pa.ge fifteen W.-\RD W. :3L.:LLIVA.\, Dean and
l.,roiessor of History and Political
Science.
(;rad11ate of Kansas State Normal
School: A. B., l'niversitv of Illi­
nois: A. }f. and Ph. D .. ib:d.
R.'\ n,:fOND E. Br\l,..ER .. -. • '-· , P1 otessur
ot blncation and JJs)'CI I • • 10 oo-y
A. H •• Christian Colleo·e. "'A· j\,r lT • ,:, , l'J. . nrversit)' of O. . • • ·, 1e0on • o·· d work at ·c· . . "' • "'I a !late ' nrvers,tv of 0 .1 reg-on. IDA A. POWELL. Dean of Women
ancr Professor of l\foclern Lan­
guages.
Ph. B., University of Chicago; A,
?If., ibid: graduate work at l.'niver­
sity of Chicago.
\-VALL-\rE t-I ~ • -\, OWE LEE Professor
of Latin and Greek. '
~-B. Williams College. A. i\!I., ibid;
• • D., Albany College; graduate
worl-at l' • · ' ' -111vers1ty of California.
1927
Page si.rtcc11 ELIZABETH IRVll\E .. Professor of
English and Literature.
A .. n., :;vJ uskingum College: A. M ..
ibid; gra<luate work at l.:nivers,ity
of Chicago ancl Cniversity of Cali­
fornia.
ROSS L. TAYLOR, Assistant Pro­
fessor of English.
A. B., University of lVIichigan; A.
:vI., ibid. ROSCOE H. VIi\T~G. Professor of
English ancl Literature.
.\. FL, Hoston l'niversity; A. M.,
Ph. D., ibid.
WILFRED C. BL.Er\.i.VIASTER. Di­
rector of r\ thletics and Professor of
Economics ancl Sociology.
D. S.. Grinnel College; graduate
work at the University of Illinois
and Cniversity of Jdaho.
: : 1927 ·= :•
Page seventeen [-IARRY 13. l-L-\Rl, lJrotessor of
Chemistry and Physics.
I~. S., Kansas State Teachers· Col­
lege: :\-I. S .. Cniversity of Iowa:
Ph. D., ibid.
LUH.EN G. Bc··1'LER
Mathematics. • Professor of
:\: D., ·11iversity of Oregon_: A. M.,
ibid; graduate work at Universit);
of Chicago. D.\NIEL FREEl\L-\N, Professor of
P.iology.
(;racluate of Jncliana State Norm:il
School: Ph. B._. Earlham College:
Ph. M., Vniversity of Chicago:
graclu:ite work at ·c11iversity of Chi­
cago and l'niversity of Oregon.
A VERY D. WEAGE, Librarian.
A. B., University of ·washington;
B. L. S., ibid. I l'::ill.i\ A. l\JILLER,
• Director of Conserva­
tory and Professor of
Piano and Pipe Or­
gan, and Theory.
;\fos. lL, Simpson Col­
l cg e Conservato,y:
pupil of r-. E. Har­
rows. Everett S. Oli­
ver, Herbert A. Har­
ver, \V. R. Knupfrr,
a 11 cl Louis Victor
Saar.
I MA y TR.\ \"TS. In­
structor of Piano.
Student of \Varel
School of l\fosic. 1-!.0IJERT T. L\f,.\ IR,
Instructor of Vic!in
and Voice.
Pupil of leading mas­
ters of ,-\ rncrica and
Eu r o [) e , including
Becker. Gordon. Van
Laar, l\farteau, Pro­
chowski. Buzzi :.incl
J\foeller.
TOT-TN REDENLCS. Superintendent
t '.UNRr\DINE FROMl'vr, Secretary. • of Grounds and Director of Student
Employment. A. n., Albany College.
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Page nineteen => I ' ,, ,,,
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:: ... vhe Cf1,ustees of CA.lbany Colle-5e
EXECCl' f\.; F. C< f\ L\JlTTE E
frank J. ?\filler, Chairman
William for!miller
Clarence W. Greene
J. Clement Irvine
TR L'S TEES Joseph H. Ralston
Carleton E. Sox
Percy .\. Young
Clarence W. Greene, ex-officio
Class oi 1 .927
Mr. C. F.. Sox ................................... ............ .Alb,i11v
Mr. L. E. l-lamilton ................... ........................ .Alban·,.
Mr. Fletcher Linn .............................................. Portland
i\fr. W. C. Harding ......................................... .Roscb11ru
Senator B. L. Ecldy ........................................... Roseb,tr:
i\fr. D. A. Puttullo "' ................................... Portla11d Mr. S. \V. Lawrence ........... • •
Mr. Eric Hauser .......................................... Portlaud
.................................................. Portland
Class of 1928
Hon. Frank J. l'viiller. ... i\fr. John E. Wheeler ....................................... .Albally
Mrs. J. C. Elliott K.in~: ........................................ Portland
Mr. William Fortmill;; ... :• ................................... Portland
Mr. J. I-I. Ralston ................. ...................... .11 lb any
Mr p \ y .................................................... Alban,,
i\. • • r • oung.................... ·Jib • -•l rs. Fannie 0. Roocl........ .. ................... .r any
Mr E '\ ,~,.11 · ................................. .Portland
• -· ' • 'I l '111SOn .. .................................... North Bend
Class of 1929
Mr. J. C. Trvine
Rev. \,V. I-J. Nuo:~·
1~•~ ... D ..... D ...................................... Lcba11011
'[ ;,, ' • p JI' r E P \·\f'j]• ................................... ortland
• -· ·'· 1 1a111s011 Rev. H. L. Bowman I.) ... D ....................................... Albany
R ' •• '-ev. D. A. Thompson D [) ............................... Portland
Judge J. W. iWalone ' • .............................. .Portland
iH \H· . y............... p r. '11lha111 Bittle Well ......................... end/eto 11
s .................................. Portl011d
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Senio1° Class
GLEN H. \\°ILFlcHT
·'Tile' eig-hth wonder or Lile world, but just Hans."
·1.-:nte1·cd '2:J: Football ·2:i-·2i;; Basketball '2·1-'27: Basket­
ball 9aplain '2fi-'27: Das~-balli '2,:--~7: Slu<lenL J3ody President
'27; Scnicr Cla~s President: Eunctian Literary Sociely '2,l­
'27: Varsity A ·i5-'27: V cc President Student Body '2(i; Y.
M. C. A. '2•1-'27; Exccu,ivc Council '27.
LUCILE HOL:\-IA N
"She accomplishe~ a m::u·velous amount of work in a
short time and has ample opportunity left to enjoy life."
Entered '23; Eunetian Lit.,nary S,Jciety '23-'27: President
Eundian '2,,; Orang-e Peal Staff ·2,1, '25: Eclilo1· '26; Y. ,v. C.
A. '2:J-'27: Tennis '2:J-'27; Debc1t0 '25; Delila Alpha Pi 25-'27.
FREDERICK i\f. LANDIS
O ,vad s01ne pow'f the g·iftif-> g-iP us
To see oursels as other:-- ~ee us.
Entered '23; Eunetian Li tera.ry Society '23-'26: P.-esiden t
Eunetian '25; Debate '25-'26: Delta Alpha Pi '25-'27: Y. 11. C.
A. '2:-l-'27; :lfember Y Executive Council '2,J-'25; Delegat,' to
Asilomar Y Conference ·2.-1; Executive Council '23, '2·1; 8tu­
dcnt Paslor at Shelburn '26. '27; Prc,sidenl Christian .Life
Service Banc] '27.
MlLDRED H. COIE
An all a1·otrncl g:;rl whose virtues cannot be counted.
F.nte1·ecl '21; Ornnge Pcitl Stc1ff '22; Girls' Qun1·tet '22;
College Play '23, '27; Y. ,v. C. A. Prnsident '23; Eunetian Lit­
eniry Society '23-'27; Student Council Secretary '2-1; Execu­
tive Council Secretary '27: Secretary Finance Committee '27;
S,mior Class Secretnry '27; May Queen '27; Christian Life
Service .Band '27.
GORDO:\'" MacDONALO
11T should ,v,.1rry."
Football '23, '2,J; Varsity A '23-'27; EunC't'an Lite:·a,-y
Soc:et~• '23-'27; f'residen l J;-;unetian ·2,,; Stuclen t Body Presi­
dcn t '25: Executive Council Vice President '2G; Executive
Council President '27; i\-Ia~• Day rtlan,:::;er '2G; College 1 l:1.y
'26.
1927
Page twen(v-one J.\il'IES A. i\fONTUO}IERY
"Herc \\'C l>chohl tit<' Human l3111·('a11 of l nfor111:1Lion.''
.1:;ntcrccl fron1 Wcslci· C'olki;·c of l'nivcrsity of ~lanitoba
as n Junior in '25: Y. 7\l. C" .. ·\. '2!j, '::!7; Execullve Cuuncil
·zr.--~7: .-\lhlctic :\lana.;·c1· ·z,;, '27; Jfai· Day Manager ·2,·
Bns1:hall '?.G, '27. •
,rnnLYN E. YOUNG
"V:niely is lh<' ~rice of life."
l~nterecl '23: Orange P~al Stuff ·~-1. '2:,. '27: Alpha Lamb­
da '2-1-'27: Alpha Lambcbt P1·esidcnt '25; Y. \V. C. A. '2·1•'27·
Intercollegiate Debate Team '25; College Pla_v '25. '2(;, ·2,:
Chr1stinn Life Service Banc! '27.
J. C.-\RL STE\-V .\ RT
'"l'o he or not to be."
~.ntc;r;cl '23: Football '2·1-'2G; Baseball '2•1-'27· Basl,et­
b:11~ _ 2,'_\· ~1 ~ Va1·~ity A '2·1-'27: Alpl•a Lambc!,t Lit;,1·a1·v So­
c.,e l .. ;·I-.;.:: Alpha ,Lambclll Yicc President ·2s, '2G: Y. )I.
l •• \. -·1-•'· Class 1 reas11re1· '2f., '27: Col!eo·e Band "'" '2G· Delegate to Seabeck '21. " .,, •
EDNA C. LOGAN
"We• nre not com ct t t
but she is reserved 1~ ;''. cl 0,speak of (1e1· with authority
chief." an "< un t usually 1111<1 her up to mis-
bnlel'ecl ·21;• ,,., .. ,c11 at f :\f' . Ypsilanti \·I' 1 .'"' ' 1 e O ·' ich,gan State Nol'ma.l College
gnages. ' • ,c ugan. Tn.~tnictor in Latin and J\fonclern Lan:
S. LUCILE SHEPHlmD
'·N t ti
lime ;1'.~rcin.t she loves stuc1y less but that shC' loves a g·ood
En tercel '23 • E . .
clen-t Eunet'n.n ••-· ~,_net,nn L,tC'rary Society '23-'27 · Presi-
., •<' '-\Y. C. ,\. '23-'27; Tennis. '
WJLBtJR :\1,\ RVIN DYPR
"Pcrsevcn1.nct.' .,
lsn tc,rcd from· 1~7,~i~~rs Ill I obstn.;l<>s."
School of rheology '2G.
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Q.,l Senior ClaEs Will ru
r& E, the grave ;i,ncl reverencl Seniors of Albany College. City of ,\ll)<lll)'. 'T~~~r,, County of Li1111, Slate of Oreg-on, realizing that our days in this institu­
J~,' tio11 are well nigh s;pent and having an u11t1s11ally generous feel:ng
towards our frifncls of ;\ lhany College, clo solemnly clec la re this to be our last
will anc\ testament:
\,Ve hereby bequeath:
To the faculty, our fullest appreciation for their trnclying patience and g,1icl-
ance during ot1r four years of College.
To the Jimiors, our superiority complex ancl our chapel seats.
To the Executive Council, a bottle of ic1erve tonic.
To the lower classrnen, a book of rules 011 how ancl when to observe the tra­
c!itions of Albany College.
To the Freshman class. our dignity and clilig·cnce, especially in the library.
To Avery \Veage. our sincere gratitude for his careful checking of ALL our
,hapel abse11ces.
To Dr. Lee, the amount of money left in our treasLiry to complete the pay-
ments on our book bills.
To Fayette Johnson, a bottle of "Sure-Grow" hair t011ic.
To Daniel Freeman, a package of "Pep."
To Raymond Baker, an appointement book containing teachers' vacancies and
type of teacher clesi reel.
Mrs. Logan to I-Jarry Hart, her expression, "Great Dog."
Carl Stewart to Hoxsey Borden, his philosophy: "Consider the lilies of the
field, they toil not, neither clo they spin."
Lucile Holman, to who ever may find it, the fifth seat in her Ford, also to
Everet Tohill, a handb0ok on the manipulation of Fords.
Freel Landis, to Dale Perry, his ability to take himself seriously.
L11cile Shepherd, to \,\falter Dennis, her ability to ;;get by" with the Dean.
Gordon :MacDonald to Ross Taylor, one pair of red socks, one purple neck-
tie, one bright blue sweater to be aclclecl to his already large col_lection.
Milclrecl Coie, to John C0x, her studious attitude ancl privileges of being iVJ:iy
(>ueen.
Glen \,\.'ilfert. to some bright ancl enterprising young Junior, the offic~ of
~tudent Body President.
Merlyn Young to Edna Rogers, her art of being "seen and not heard.''
James rdontg·omery to Glenn Coie, the office known as "Chief Instigate!· of
Student Movements .• ,
In \Vitness, we have inscribed our names and affixed om seal this fourteenth
clay of June, in the year of our Lord, Ninteen Hundred and Twenty-Seven.
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Page f'wcnty-three }unio-,-, Class
F.-1 Yl,TTE J()J-J:--.'!:;01' -·J:ay_"
The ri;;·hl llla.n for any job; confi­
dent. capable r:n<l willing-. !-[e is a. ,viz­
ard at ~lath. Jn<licnlive of a gTeat
111incL He c-:1rri<'$ responsibility easily_
HOXEY BOI':.DEN "Borden."
Comlllonlr known as "Kid" Bol'<len.
He is a product of M1:d(ol'd and, i11ci­
dent:.1ll)', is VPI')' foncl o( Hi"-LOry
courses. Wh)', Hoxsie? •
GL8NN COlE "Glenn."
Advocates that powe,· dwells in
cheerfulness nnd lives tnlf' to his con­
victions. He is very rnu~:ica...1 ,vhich is
a great help to our Alllla Mater.
VJC'TOI{ ARUNDE:L "Vic"
Yic is a genius who hns set his uiln
high. ~"hot1gh a Ciren1an by trade, a
cartoo111st by Pl'Ofossion, and a wit bv
nature, he finds time to write scngs
n-nd v0r~e and preach occasionally_
ALEDA TEN HAAF "Tenhy"
. ,~ledn is Vel'y active in all school ac­
t1v1~~e~ and pa1·tic11larly in inaking- a
llllll l,cd success os assistant Dean. She
1_1as !tlways shown a i·e1narkab)e lil·in""·
Lor olondes. _ .... ? ' "
GUY CAi\'LPBELL "Campbel!_"
CampbPll claim.s that a wise man
chRng-c~ lu~ mind, or in plain Albanr
College language, he "fools 'em" all·
even Olli" own pla~•ers; a standbv and friencl to all. •
Bl{OW~l_E BANGER'!' "Brownie."
The Elite and Chcmistrv lab -l • main att, .. , t· . , . ate us ,s ,,010,, :,c 10115: r.~ is runtol'ed that he
"~1';;,)'fl;we~).otorn'.! .. when h~ gets the
or south? to 5,uling ng·am. North
1 9 2 7 RBTA ROWLEY "Reta."
w!-ta is :tlw'.iys _tnie to her word, hnr
amb't• and. hc1 _fl-1cnds and has, as an
l ion, ,1 cles11"c to live on a fn.nn.
ROBERT LONG "Bob."
Bob believes ti t •, Clllcnt ti Hl 81 ence is more elo-
things, \~'~1 woi-rls. He _conquers all
and .-\nnlv . udmg Organic Chemistry
chal'acter.· tics. That alone shows his
Pa.ge Twenty-/ our -
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HV'1G- JI.-\1 TSOU
:\Ir. Tsou is very c.-a.rnesl in al1 llf hi:--wn11, and is \·r-r~! w,·11 lil:.1·d h.'· all
slu<lent:-;. J-~c ::-: one.-lhircl ot Lhr-Phr::;ics f'l?.ss Lhal i~ 1H"."L'I' late· Lu c..:i:L~!":.
W,\LTER ))l~N:'>/TS "Walt."
\Vall \VJ.!=. quiet and basil Cul when· 110 t:.·:-ttiH· into ol.lr 1nid:-:L hut linH: hring:s
a.nrl \Valt has had his :share. He? i:; a "g-,:ntlc1na11 .. rarin-_·r w\H) Ila.~ :.i SL:'..r coup1:·.
ror \\'nit!
JEAN BllCI-JANA:-1 ".Jean.'·
Jean is one of our inost' pro1ninc-nt students. bein~; aclive in rnan~• lines.
in (act, even consiclc-ring· a course· in supc•rv:sing- c:xprcss cl<::rks. r:ha ng-e.s
Hun·,th
She is,
LJ~STON F.-\TE "L<'ate."
A "hero" outside o( school as well 3>' b<>in~-one nf our basketball t,,arn al Lhe same
tilne. Th<' "little girls" sa.y he de-serve·~ a Cun1t:g;ic 111ednl.
HAHOLlJ GARVER "Garver."
A nc,w member in LhP class or '?.S who is full or pep and brig·ht i<IPas. He uses bolh
to a vc1·y g·ood advantag·c.
I-U.IWJLD C'HRTS']']:8
E,·er~·one is acquainted witl, U:1.rold'~ ability l'll tile D. B. fJqo1-or <?Tidiron. 1-Iolrnan­
.Tackson·s store was inco1·porated in orch:r tha.t J.btrold would h:iv" a n"'1acL· to work.
i\lARY JANE TURNER ":\lary Jane>."
:\lary Jan<-aspires to teach. She is rather a strang·er to most of us, bul we like hel'
just the same.
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Cox
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: Baker Rogers
Mason Dennis
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Norberg
D. Jewell
E. Jewell -
The Sophomore class entered last Scptcmbn slightly <!e~reasecl in numbers
l,ut greatly i11creasecl in spirit. \Ve were at once confronted by the task of in­
itiating a large a11cl very gTcen class r,f Freshmen, a cluty ,.,·hich we accepted cn­
Llrnsiastically. receiving them warmly ~111d 11sl1eri11g thclll i11to om Hall of lligher
Education with all clue ceremony, a sac\cler ancl a wiser cr01vcl.
One of the early events of the vear was the class party held at the olcl Scout
CalJi11 011 the Corvallis roacl. i\feeti11g at Inez f-lcyma11·s, we drove out to the
sclectecl place where we spent the evening playing games. r\ fter we had toa.,tccl
marshmallows over the fireplace. we· eoncluclccl with a busi11css meeting at which
we elected our oific~rs. Tho,;e elcctccl were: P.rncc Coie, presicle11t: Ewart
_fcwell, vice presiclcnt: Ruth l\orberg-. secretc1ry: a11cl Dorothy Jew~ll. treasurer.
,\ seco11d social event was tlhe trac,litin11a l Sophomore-l' pper-class party,
which was held in the Scout Cabin 011 Pennywinklc Creek. where we proved to
the upper-classmcn. that we were far from a "cleacl" class.
The Sophomore class has been well represented in various phases of college
activities. ln ath ]<:'tics. John Cox, .-\ llan . \ clams, \Va llace Cochran. ancl Everet
Tohill represented us in football, and .l ohn Cox and T,a,r] Huston in basketball.
Those from the Sopohmore class who r<."present the college in intercollegiate
debate are Clare Dougherty and !\'fary Takala.
Al1111ost the complete staff of officers of .--\lpha Lambda Literary Society arc
~ophornores. Ewart Jewell is president; Ruth l\orberg, vice president; iVIary
Takala. secretary; Dorothy Jewell, treasurer; and :\llan .-\clams, sergeant-al­
arms.
The Sophomore class is just finishing an interesting and profitable year 111
college life and is looking forward to an even more profitable one next year.
A. A. '29.
1927
Page t1,•c11ty-sc·ue11 Toi vs lad White Shca1·cr VanKolkcn Hatfield Simpson ,vilcox Speer DOt1(;-hc1·ty Ekstrand Fug-e Harvie G1·a1:n;· To1·bH
~;as ton Ste<1le Otto Bailey Crooks Simpson Kauppi Lace1·
Coehi-au Stew.isl Julian T. Bear Garner Hillilrnr ~.F-:5 Ang-01) Vore is Henrikson Sox L. Bear Greene :;. ?l!arJon : ~ 1 9 2 7 Johnson JiJl- )· •::,., 1 9 2 7 51 :u ~ =..;;,
:: ·= ~ Page Twenty-eight Page Twenty-nine CC5he Class ef 1930
In .September of 1926 the largest class oi r:res_lunen ever enroll_ecl in Albany
Colleo·c assembled 011 the 11ew campus. being tl1e t1rst class lo lx~grn its college
carce: iu the new Aclrni11istratio11 Buil,,l,i11,g-. The l.-rc,drn1c11 soon organi%ecl lhtm­
,clvcs for their battles with the Sophornures under the temporary presidency of
l'airl Greene. Thell oificers were soon elected. They were: Stewart Ralston,
]'rcsidc11t; Harry Harvie, Vice-President; r\llene \iariun, Secretary: \,Vinafrecl
(;aston, Treasurer. Ludwig lfryrnan was elected F:clitor. ancl Robert Johnson
was clectecl to take his place when he left school.
The first social event in the college was the Y. M. C. .\. and Y. \,\'. C. A.
reception lo the r-reshmen. This was soon followed by another reception g;ven
to the Freshmen by the President and i\frs. Greene. Both these events were very
rnioyable and helped the new stuclenrs to get acquainted. with the olcl ones. The
Freshman party was held at the home of Ellis Sox. The Sophs arri,·ecl to break
up the party but there were no cas11alties. There is safety in numbers.
Initiation? There wasn·t any. r\ few of the yearlings did buy green caps.
ancl once i1,1 a while a green hair ribbon was ~een but at all events, the initiation
was a ''washout:·· could the sophi,sticalecl Sophomores have been afraid of the
inexperienced Freshmen?
The remaining- history of the Class of ·:io i~ woven into the history of the
.school. The Freshmen soon bccnme accustomed to colleo·e work ancl set them­
,elves to the task of making Albany College's largest class \er best one.
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AC'TIVfTIES Social Calenda1'"'-
September 22-Y. \,V. C. .--\ l<.::a for all college wollle11.
September 23-Presiclent (;reene·s reception for students.
September 2,(---Y. W. anc'l Y. '.\T. reception for Freshmen.
September 27-''Rook·· party.
September 2')-Y. \V. tea for faculty wives.
Septemher 30-C pper class party g-iven by Sophomores.
October 15-\Villiarn Henry (-:;ray Eui1ldi11g declication. llanq,uet
at First Presbyterian Church.
October 29-All colleg·e Halloween party.
:-Jovember 12-Y. \V. C. A. basket social.
Dece111ber 10--Christlllas party.
January 15-vVoodwarcl Hall party.
Jan11ary 21-Senior dinner at First church.
:-farch 3-Tea for faculty and Juniors and Seniors.
March Si-Basketball banquet
nfarch 11-Fancy dress and vaucleville at \i\Tooclwarcl Hall.
l\fay 6-May Day.
June 8-Junior dinner for Seniors.
June IO-Dinner in honor of Seniors. given by President and
Mrs. Clarence V./. Greene.
June 12-Daccalaureate Exercises.
June 13-Alurnni community clinner.
June 14--Commencernent Day.
·= :• 1927
Page Thirty-one '.l'nvlor
r:aJ;cr
Ga1·nc1· 1° .. Johnson
·=· Speer
Pt!lTy
Young-
1 9 2 7 An1ndel
Ten Haaf
H. .Johnson
Page Thirty-two E. Jewell
D. Jewell
Borden
Bangert O"f'ange Peal Staff
Editor in ChieL ........... . ... Fayette Johnson
Associate Eclitur .................................... .Victor Ar1111del
Art Editor ............................................ .... Ellen Baker
Log Eclitor
Fools Gold ........................ ..... 1/cda Teu Haaf
................................................. Dale Perry
Snapshots ................................... ......... Doro/ hy J ewe/I
Business Manager ...................................... Ewart J cwell
Assistant Dusiness lVlanager. ................... 1-io.wy Borden
Advertising 1vianager ............................ Maria1111e Spar
.-\ssistant Advertising- l\ilanager .......... .Irene ,\ie11gart
Sales j\fanag-er ...................................... Clare Dougherty
Assistant Sales Manager.. ...................... Samuc/ Garner
Faculty Advisor ............................. Prof-Ross L. Taylor
Senior Representative ...................... ...... M erl_v11 Y o-ung
• R t t· B ro,e111ic B a,1 o·ert Junior ,epresen a 1ve.......................... ,:,
• ·Jnnettc .1-Jdcoc!? Sophomore Representative .................. .r -•
' R • Robert foh11soJ1 F reshrnan epresentative .................. ..
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Page thirty-three :.\lncDonald
Hnng·ert
Hnlston ?alme1· )i[ontg·o1nei-y
Johnson Bnkei-:\·I. Coie
Ten Haar
Powell 'Nilfert
B. Coie
Hart
- STLTDE?\T-f-r\CL'LTY COLiNCIL
C,ordon MacDonald . OFFICERS
Glen Wilfert .............. :: :········· ••••••
i'l'fildrecl Coie • •••••••••••••
f.ayette Tolrns~;;······················ •••••••
- ....... --.. --. --··········· ---------------- President
Vice Preside11t
••••••••••••••••• ································ Secretary
······•············································· Treas11rer c; . .\lacDonald
.\I. Cnie
J. .\Lontgo111ery
G. \Vilferl
1-'. Johnson
;\. Ten Haaf LL .L!ang-ert
I\. Coic
E. Palmer
S. d{al~ton
Dr. Hart
Dean Powell
Professor Daker
CUi\L\HTTEES UF STL'DEi\T-Fi-\CL.LTY COCT\CIL
F i1w11cc
G. \.\"ilfert
f. Johnson
i\l. Coie
H. B. Hart
L. G. Butler
,itli/ctics
J. Montg·ornery
v\'. C. Blearnaster
1-1. B. Hart
L. G. Butler
S. French
H. Irvine
R. Ames
Forensics
Clare Dougherty
R. L. Taylor
R. I-I. Vining
Publicatio11s
Dr. C. \V. Greene
F. Johnson
E. Jewell
G. Wilfert
D. Freeman
R. L. Taylor Rcligio11s Life
\\'. Dennis
Clare Doug-herty
J. Henrickson
Dr. Lee
l')rofessor Irvine
Socio/ L-ife
D\"an Powell
Dean Sullivan
L. Shepherd
_l. Buchanan
Clare Dougherty
l'd. Speer
Traditio11s a11d Greater
Alban3•
J. I-I. Ralston
Marion Stanford
C. \i\!_ Greene
Dean Sullivan
Flora ".Mason
.r. Lanolis
H. Borden
K. Huston
P. Greene
STUDENT BODY. OFFICERS
. ...............................................................................•.. Preside11t
.................. Vice President Eliot IVIc \'l\'illia111s ---------------· ------------....... · --·-----······ •••· ••••••••• .......... Secretarv lnez Heyman ..................................... ············································•········_ ..... yell Lcad;r
~:w.art Jewel\ ···········•··••••····••••••• ·················································.·.·Assistant Yell Leader
.~lits Sox ...................................... ··················•····•••••••••••••••••••••••••• Sonu Leader
r\ lecla Ten I-Iaaf ···········································•······························•············· "' Glen \Vilfert
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TvIA Y DAY, 1926
:Cc11eath the shade trees on the olcl campus, embowered in a canopy of spring
flowers, r\rclis I. was crownecl Qu(~en of the :-fay. With nrnsic and dancing and
the winding of the ).,Jay-pole, her loyal subjects paid her the homage which was
clue.
Hail to the Queen of Springtime ancl 0f Love 1
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Pa.o·e thi-rf\1-seven ,,, . CV <JJ-riamatics rc)
"CGhe PassinB Qf fhe ThiJ,d Floo1' Back''
-. By JEROi\JE K. Jrnc1i\1E Joey \hJO'ht C11ri,tot)I"'. 1·;····· .......................................... KCTrl H11sto11 , • , ie1 ~nnv ...... ..
Major Tompkins .. : ........ ::· ..................... ; .... Pa11I Grcc11e
!\Jrs 1' k. .. .................... Ha/lace Cochran • • • omp ·ms........ .. . Vivian To I· ........................... ..T-Vd111a Hatfield
' • 111,!)<lllS ........ . . ,Jape Samuels ................. ·• ..... Mana1111e Speer
Harry Larckoi;;-- ........................................ Harry Harvie
Jifiss Kite ....................................... .! oseph A ,well
Mrs. Perci~,,;·; ~l~--j~i~·~·i~·~;·• .......................... Mildred C~fr
Stasia ... • .......................... Allene Jl!!ario11
Mrs. Sh~~:~ ... •.•.•.•.•.• .. • .................................... Clare Do11gherty
The Third Floo B ...................................... Jlicrlvn Youna r ack • ~ ............................. E71eret Tohill
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CA.lbany ColleBe Orchestr>a
Albany College Orchestrn had its first meeting of the year shortly after
school began. The foJl.owing officers were elected: President. Lynn Stewart:
vice president and 111a11agt>r, ( ;era lei Steele: secretary and treasurer, Irene
:--leugart.
The orchestra has practiced once a week throng·hont the college year. under
the directorship of Professor l',filler. lt has played for a number of entertain­
ments, including a reception and a c1colleg-e play. Un i\fay 6, a concert, consisting
of popular and classical selecti0ns was given. This concert was an indication of
the amount of work that has been done by the orchestra.
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Eunetian LitePm"y Society
Lucile Shepherd .............................................. Pres:dc11/
lncz Heyman ........................................... Vice Pres;"dc11/
Evelyn Palmer .......... , ...................................... Secretary
Ellen Baker ........................................................ Treasurer
Victor .-\runclel ................................................... C!wp!ain
The Eunetian Literary Society has a meeting every two weeks during the
rnllege year. .·\ t each meeting a program consisting of a review of the life of
some author, a play or book review, and a prose or poetry selection is presented.
in addition, two literary criticisms, one by a student aneil one hy a faculty member
are given. This type of program not only cultivates taste for the cest in literature,
but it brings out the literary qualities of the members who take part.
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Page j'orty-011e ChanBin'B lmpr>essions Q/ Colle8,e Life
Sitting in the lap of iate i;; pleasant, but not a profitable line of business. For
many years I hacl been the child of iate. a11d J reveled in it Put· t-,,t I ·
, • . • -' « e Jecarne tired ot mothenng me, and c!ec1ded to put me in the dark city of reality.
l was borne clownwarcl on the filmy cloucl of anticiintion It . · ·I I , . • ' . ' • was 111g 1t w 1en
' ~11tc1e<l the city. I groped my way about, thrnugh the unlighted streets. It
-,~~mec'. ~1at the_ go~ls llacl e11t1rely deserted me. I wa I keel th roug·h the streel of
<,,scou,a,,,ement, ~ stumbled clown the avenue of disillusio11ment; I lost mvself: the alley of clespa1r. , · .n
. . In the ~larkest hour before the dawn, the 1'1a11cl of fate beo·an to lead me. The
ns111g s1111 101111d me at tlie edo·e of o· . I I . , b .
"Tl • .. • I I . "' a ba1 < en t 1at ,, as a mass of riotous color 1,s, sa1< tie o-oc]s "1s the o· -I --. - .
l I •II b "' ~• ,,,a1u.'11 ot ln11ttul experience and of real truth. Yo11r a_s <_ ,, J e the tenclmg of this garden. D0 thi~ well.
Ct sue \\'I Yonder are the mounta:m • cess. ' 1en you have fi • I I I .
of the mountains If ' J n!, 1~< t lls task, your reward will be the climbi11g
' • you co not gwe up. you will reach the highest peak .. ,
I believed that I I I 1 . ,f - 1ac )een dreammg, and that I I I I
l tate about me. But 1 was mistaken. wou c a wa ,e with the arms
1 st01·te I I The sun, however, !tave 111e cot11·, ... e·e_. ·,•.11cl " ( my WO!'( in tl1e · · I " "., ga1 c en.
. -At times the task seems hop<>less: the o·o . . .
f,u away. There are so "' al that I am trymg to attam seems many weeds amo,w ti fl ~ <'Illy the weeds of hard work I I: .b. le owers, that, for clays at a time, I I · • anc )ltter ch II • .. < ay rnve f1111shecl the o·ar l 1 .. 1 usionment are v1s;ble. I will some • . • "'' c,en, lOwever It w'll I and I will be free to cl' 1 1 •. 1 )e a place of beautv ancl J)eace · 1111 l t 1e mounta1 · 1 J ' nevertheless, to as hio-h a I I ' ns, per laps not to the highest peak, but.
rich • f 11 • "' eve as a stead)' I' b' ei, u er hfe will tak c tm mg ancl a search for better , e me. ,
: Out of the chaos has come . . .
t110·. and ltl I ot cle1 ' and out of bl. . "'·' 'a 1oug1 the awakenino· . 0 ivion, a confused awaken-
I now realize that: "' was abrupt and the light of truth was harsh,
''I am the master of
I 111Y fate: am the captain of my soul.''
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"CA. CR_ollins Stone Gather>s No Moss"
The old rna:--:i111. "a rolling-stone g·athers no moss," seems to have been ac­
cepted as true without sufficwnt proof. .\ rolling-stone is one who has rambling
ambitions. His desi1·e is to travel frolll 011e place to another. .-\s long as he is
• O!J the go. he is content. but if forced to ;;tay in one place, he be:0111es bo:·ed and
di~satisfiecl. Such a person helongs in a class of his own, and other classes think
l:e is queer. It cloes seem queer to a h0111e-lover. why anyone can be content to
roll around with n'> place to call hie; honw. but it seems just as queer to the
"rolling stone." how anyone can stay in one little corner of the earth ancl live
1he same old mo11oto11ous life clay after clay, with no change in surroundings.
noth classes have their particular c1111bitio11s a11CI desires and should be given full
,way .
Since "rnoss" is a figurative worcl to c>xpress the idea of worth while gain.
Jt:t us think of scrne of the "rolling stones" and see whether they have gathered
p1oss or not. t\fagellan surely was a rolling stone and his achievement was pos­
sible by one of his class only. .Anyone who hacl the desire of home instillecl in
him woulcl have turnecl back before he hacl gone far. and probably woulcl never
have started. Think what Christopher Columbus clid and what he gained for us.
lfow could anyone go on such a daring voyage if he clid not have the "rolling
stone" spirit. The old pioneers of f\merica surely possessed this travel,ing spirit
or they wou lei never have given up their homes to go to an unknown world where
the clangers were so great, and the chances of success so small. They wanted to
1.-avel and see something new. They were tired of the old. The good old roving
spirit farought freedom and success not only to them but to their children as well.
Authors whose works are centered around some little secluded spot. and nar­
rowed to that thoug·ht, surely do not attract much attention.
The olcl proverb should be changed. ":\ dormant stone gathers m::iss while
a rolling stone takes on a fine polish." f\ tcmb stone is a good example of a
<lorman~ stone. It does g:atlwr mo:-s, but of a bad sort. The rolling stone gathers
g·oocl moss just as ''the ~-oiling pin gathers th<" dough," and in aclclition it takes
on a fine polish.
S. S. '29.
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Page f arty-three CA.dventures With a c/Vl.icroscope
Version by a Distraught r:-rosh.
Any person who comes to the microscope ior the first time cannot realize
what wondrous realms of nature ancl what fi<"nclishness of mechanical contriv­
a11ces he has missed. The college Freshman entering l~iology. has a shiny, deli­
c,,te microscope handed him anc\ its subtle and intricate functions are explained
to him very methodically and earnestly by the solicitous instructor. Everything
is 110w favorable for periect success in the new project; but is it? No, you can
rest assmecl that the irrepressi,ble Fresl1111a11 is not going to abide by mere hear­
say evidence from such an unreliable source as a mere college professor. The
11ew plaything, bristling with whe<"ls anc\ trick joints. is a fertile field for this
child prodigy to develop his innate inventive genius and show his mechanical
Niginality, for 11othi11g along the mechanical line has ever been discovered unless
some dauntless adventurer has been willing to defy public opinion and base his
beliefs solely 011 empirically demonstrated facts.
This freshman, then, as soon as the professor has given an expository lec­
'.nre 011 th~ re~o11dite and exoteric mysteries of microscopic manipulation, which 1' exh~ustive 111 more ways than 011e, proceeds to strike out for himself boldly.
to see if the barrel of the contraption will really break the o-Jass slide or not. and
\\'hether the lens is renderecl bl • f • • · /::> . . • unusa e I it 1s nm mto some such substance as 1odme.
first he fixes the mirror -\ b l I 1 . . . _ • • ny oc )' w 10 1as ever done this when the mirror was feel11io-mtractable kno , tl t ·t • . . ::, , '' s ia 1 1s a good clays work to accomplish this feat
,,J steady nerves and iewele .•. · • I . . . . .
• _ . _ • 1 s precision. t 1s _1 t1c;t like ope1111w a dra wcr wluch 1:. an mveterate sticker. 0 ,-11 I ~ ,
( ne '' 1 ()U I on a stubborn cl rawer with clenched teeth manually of course) and th I . . f . f . • . et 1mg will sucklenly o-ive way on one side and o-o so a1 o1 ward that it will sti k o-• ' ::, i:, -ide a I ·t I c at>am. Then the desperate one attacks the other • nc I a so s1•ddenl)' sp t f v\ll • ur s orward and o-ets stuck· so· •with the mirror. ie11 you once get the mirr . . 1 . . . "'. , ,
•tation S -. . 01 stai tee it is a wdlmg mover and o-oes on past the -, • ometunes it is an e o
machine till ·t t 1 1 ' . conomy of nerve force and teeth to move the whole 1 ca c 1es t 1e light.
Now we have this mirror cl'ff I
phyte to the sorcli l 1 . 1 icu ty removed we will follow our young neo-c c regs of the matte. T • 1· . . covers that the main b 1 ' 1 • wir 111g the cute little wheels, he dis-' arre pluno-es u ]' 1 . promises to be a " · 1 ,, ::, P anc. c own with docile obedience. The task ' cmc 1. Exasp t' I . actual fun can comn 1 ·' era tng c etads are to be overcome before the ience, 10wcver p I bl peal off the eJJicleriiial 1 • ro )a Y he takes a leaf and attempts to ' ayer. With t clenched teeth the )'O . aut nerve, bated breath, strainino- eyes and ttng enthusiast • 0 . '· P01ses the razor over the brittle leaf and tnes
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Page f orlj•-four 10 guide it with great care and precision t1J the exact place: on the leaf, but if any
of ~,iy readers have ever tried thi-; for the first time they know that the huma;1
hand suddenly feels about as delicate as an elephant's hincl foot and I personally
know that the same amount of energy and time, if bent upon other pursuits,
could work wonders. [ am sure that one could 111aster the first twenty declen­
sions of the Chinese language or think uf a practical peace plan, but the sense of
relief after the minute tissue is secured probably 111erits the effort.
;-./ow the trophy is put on the stage and the work of engineering commences.
Theoretically one should focus upward; but starting anywhere and going any
direction is just about as fruitful. Suclclcnly the piece of leaf is thrown with
startling clearness upon the field of vision and for anyone who likes that kind
uf stuff it must be a thrill indeed. Pers()l1ally, it is merely as interesting- as the
billions of leaves about us every day.
Putting the capturecl specimen un<ler the high power is the next concern.
This is the most ticklish e~ploit of all, and after one has lowered the lens to a
position in which only an infinitesimal crack is left between it and the glass slide,
;,_nc\ fooled and fussed and fretted till his stock of patience and opinions is ex­
hausted, the image comes into view. Touching the glass slide very gingerly
and using the utmost care to "center'' the object causes the whole universe to
dash by the aching eyes of the experimenter. A cautious nudge in the opposite
direction sends about twenty ·solar systems and four or five oceans careening by
the peep-hole in mad confusion. No,v the novice becomes reckless. Trees,
planets, townships and myriads of other shapeless and nondescript articles reel
past the lens with frenzied haste in a mad kaledescopic whirlwind of grotesque
chirascuros. It is a microscopist who first said, "Three moves are as bad as a
fll"e.'' At last the clesired cell pattern is founcl and the student, after analyzing
1t is supposed to gravely draw a picture of the specimen. labeling the parts.
Now, how can any hnman being, possessed of a marvelous nervous system.
of a brain capable of involved mental acts, a body whose training will fit it for
countless useful occupations, give up his whole life to such inane operations a~
gazing with spellbound interest at some mumifiecl leaf or section of the lining 01
,1 chicken gizzard? Yet, so varied is human taste that some have become com­
plete addicts to this mental perversion ancl rob the world of the useful accom­
plishments which they might have attained.
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"If At FiJ,§/; You Don't Succeed, T1'y, Try A8ain"
We are living in the age of the ··catch phrase.·· .\merica is iniestcd with
swarms of tinsel slog-ans whose shallowness escape~ 11ot;ce because oi the: rythinie
swing or clever anuthesis oi their words. Everything· is seek111g; pu,)lic support
by the logan system and the shibboleths and maxims stop at nothing from raislllg
a war debt to selling chewing gum with ti1e persistent flavo1·.
One of these brain ticklers which h,1s l;een with us a lung time, yea, even
bdore the cornrnerc1alizatio11 oi aulu-suggcstion, is tl1at sarca~tic ancl exasper­
"'ting phrase, "It at first ycu dou·t succeul. try, try. again." This has a stino· . . . ~
to 1t-a son ot goadrng mockery to the one who has failed. lt doesn't offer any
hope to the one who is in a sorry plight: it has 110 sympathetic notes in it, it
r(·,ounds with the harshness and coldness of an unsympathetic generation.
Have you ever sc:en a sparrow, which has blunclerccl i11doors ancl is trying
to. get to the great outdoors ag-ain? f\0rhaps you have seen him encounter a
1_n_irror '."here he. sees his own image re fl<:ctecl. Disgusted with the appearance
\It. 1.115 nval he .will rlash himself repeatedly against the glass until he knocks his
b'.~lll 01'.t or kmcl nature puts him to sleep to remove hirn from the damaging
Lllcct ot his own folloy.
Perhaps you have seen such an exhibition of unthinkino· persistence Ill the
moth-and-candle episode which has gained such fame. o
r No."' perhaps yo11 wonder what connectio11 tl11·c l1ac \ II "' "' with our apothegm? ou. w1 no. doubt smile J)it),initl)' ancl ca)' tl1at
~ J I am prejuclicecl, because this max11n applies to thinkino· bei1JO"s ',] ·11 .
repeated atte t· N .~f ::-· '10 wi use Judgment and reason in their ' mp s. J 'ot I they have not ft·· . . I . not if th. , . 1, . . 5t1 icient c ata to solve the1 r problem,
C) a1 e p ,1ys1c,1clly rncapable f ' . . . .
0·enerons ontsicle I 1 • 0 0' ei com mg the c.l1ff1culty, not if some .., • , 1e p is necessary not if th . , I I . . . . . tc nse methods nearly co.,. t :11' C:) lave ost mterest, not it they tail i.ec,w1 thevevers I·
i111 doesn't o·ive anv ·s 1 1. r· . · • · uccecc, 111 many cases. This max-
• b , uc 1 gua 1 1cat1ons J t me . 1 1 f tile effort a blind trial a 1 • • 1 c Y as ,s • or a return to the fu-
. ' ' -11( -error sy~tem 1 f ti . . I . . -whole thmo· should be . 1 . 1 . • le wise at age 1s tl11s tanlty, the
. o I e egatec to museu 1 I implements of ing • ·r • 1 lS w lf:re people gaze with awe i1pon . .. u1s1 ion tortu n.>, ancient h . . . .
sacnt1ce and such curiosities. • 01101 s of tclol worship and human
Deliver me from the old-ma. 1·c11·s11 . •I I ' w1se~crcs •l • 1 . c iant to tie troubled he· ·t • 1 c. • '" 10 stup1c ly repeat this old .,u , s1111p v beca ·t Give me the one who J)o· t .1 , use 1 • was chanted to them in their youth.
. Ill s t 1e wav anc] o·iv (Jr suggestion for more profital)l , I "' es a cheery wore] of encouragement e enc eavor.
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Page forty-si.1• cA.lpha Lambda LitePary Society
President .................. ................................... E,uart Jewell
Vice PresiclenL .......................................... Ruth Norberg
Sec re ta ry ...................................................... Mary Takala
Treasurer .................................................. Dorothy I e'we/1
Chaplain .................................................. Fayette Johnso11
Sergeant-at-arms ........................................ A/la11 Adams
Critic .................................................... Dr. Harry B. Hart
Reporter .............................. _ ................... .Annette Adcoc!t
The Alpha Lambda Literary Society fills the needs of a part of the stnclcnt
1)ocly for extra curricula studv in literature and training in the art of producing
literature. Its members have met together twice monthly clnring the school year
for discussions of writers ancl books, and the reading of original poems, stories,
and essays. This, together with music and an occasional social hour, has made
the society well worth the effort of its members .
Special events of the year are the open night for new students, the program
by the honorary members. and the two joint meetings with the Eunetian Literary
Society. one a literary competition program, the other a picnic.
1927 ■: :::
Page f arty-seven Fancy
.\wa_y from our \\'Clrries and troubles
.\wav from the \\'oriel :11HI its care
.-\way in an air~hip of iancy
,\s high in the clouds as we dare.
,\ way from the lies and the falseness.
..-\ way from tl1e sh;i,11 ancl pretense;
l'p, up to an atrnosplwre clearer,
011ll'arcl through azure a~cents.
Rising above pomp and glory.
Selfish ambition and pride:
Leaving the tumult and hurry,
Up where the spaces are wide.
Forgetting Earth's vainness and folly,
Away from its grappling power,
l 'p where the wind chases cloudlets
Over the blue hour by hour.
There where the stars make a pathway
To a Janel that is sunnv and brio-ht·
, t, ' There where the moon beams a welcome
To wanderers lost in the night.
l'p where the billions of s11nbeams
Are playing at hide-ancl-o·o-seek
L" P in the peace and the silen:e '
With no one around us to speak.
There in the land of True \ ·alues
There in the clouds and the l;lue.
Oh! what a place to be happy! '
Oh! what a place to be true!
There 111 the realm of the A ,wels
Tl • 0 ' , 1ere Ill communion with Goel
1 he,:e, we could see without effort ,
l he errors 1 • we mace where we trod
Then hack to the earth ' ·ti
1• 1 v1 1 a courao-e
\l · .:p 1elcl by a faith that is stro1100· •,·e o-o .• I o o \\·1t.1 a zeal to onr [)rob] •\i I ems
• lC conquer the111 all w'tl
' 1 1 a song.
L.A. A. '29.
Pa.ge f arty-eight ---------- -
Someone ls Followins You
\ 0• 111-111 t'1r»d of stnwofow with life J)roblerns, wishing to escape every-1· )'Ollll::, <' " :,,::, n . . .
• . t 1 t11·s favorite book and went down to the river to f111d a quiet place to thmo, oo< •-< •
reac~ He macle hiinseH as corn fortable as possible a11cl soon forgot ev~ryth111g
I 11,, ,,.,"· 1·e"<li·110· •~uddenl)' he looked up and there stood a little boy L,ut t 1e poen1 " · •n.~ " ::,· •
who said, •• t've l)een following yon.''
This is a good example of hfe, for no matter how small o_r dis_courag·ed a per-
I ti •e , rill be someone who will see your footpr111ts 111 the sand and ~on may )e, 1e1 • 1
• S O ,, is catchino· ·1 ofonpse of you as you thread your way tollow you. orne 11" o ' o
through life's mysterious woods, and is corning after you; perhafs mere!~ b~­
cause he knows 110 better direction to take. Christ walked on eart 1 among men
to show us how we are to walk. Just as Christ is 0~1r ?:eat example, each of_ us
• 1 t so neone else No one is so i11s1g111f1cant and commonplace
1s an exarnp e o • 1 • - . 1 Tl 1-. ,
that he does not cleterrnine by his example the life of someo1~e e sc .. 1~c,eia)
I 1 Pool. that he clicl not have a still poore, 111shman saicl that no ris m1an was so
living at his expense. .
• • I • trvi1w to do and say thmgs \Ve all get clisco11raged at times m w 1at we aie , b . .. .
. . • \V are fond of underratmg muselves tilat we would not say at othe1 tunes. e . . . 0 1 . rs
·1 ·1·t ' But the fate of leachng others ,s mescapable. t 1e to escape res pons, )1 1 ) · · I ·
I ft ti 10re [)ersistently m sue 1 a meas-iollow us whether we will or no, anc o en 1e 11
ure as we have no wish to be followed.
1 1 f o soul walks alone. So you People do thi1ws because others co t 1ern, or 11 c11· . t ·ts
• b . . . , • , )lace to live in, and are a c mg O 1
a re makmg the world a bette1 o1 a '' 01 se l 1· 1· ·l t or o·loom about • • 1 f • ·y • )'Oil are spreac mg ,g 1 o pile of happ111ess or ,ts 1eap o m1se1 ,
)'OU. R. R. '28.
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/ ,· \ To the Inhabitants Qf CJJouslas Hall
Dear little creat11res living here
\Vho sorrowed when we came,
We, too, regret that we are here
nut we are not to blame.
1 fave we disturbed your daily romps
Your freedom in this house?
We're sorry if we have, I'm s11re,
Oh, friendJ,y rat ancl mouse.
We know you 11sed to scamper through
The silent empty rooms
But now our mouse-traps everywhere
Are sounding forth your clooms.
But yet you scampered everywhere
Disturbed our peaceful slumber
You, ate our food and chewed our clothes,
\,\-e must decrease your number.
Ancl tho11gh your sorrow may be <>-reat
Ours surely is the greater, b
for evermore we'll surely be
Of rats ancl mice real haters.
L.A. A. '29
1927 ~-=@5¥­
Page fi/tJ, CTomOPl'OW We <1Jie
Autumn ·s glowing colors strike the eye from every side; golden stubble,
,,,any-colored leaves, fathomless blue sky, sparkling- streams, and dusky green oi
sighing firs. Life itself g·lo\\"s with the spirit of the season. The heat oi s11mmer
is gone and in its wake comes frosty mornings ancl bracing winds, which send the
leaves on long duttering pilgrimages like carefree gypsies, who have been too
lung held in one spot and arc then suddenly released to follow the nameless beck­
oning of the open road. l t seems as though every object, every creature, were
infused with the spirit of ;.Eat, drink, ancl be merry, for tomorrow we clie.''
\\linter will soon be upon the land, when Nature is lmshec\ anc\ all seems
a,leep or silently waiting· with calm expectancy for the coming of death. Till it
comes, why worry? The days are still warm, the grass still green; life feverishly
!:.ets itself the task of draining to the last drop the intoxicating substance of each
iJassing clay, with no thought of the morrow and the sorrows it may bring with it.
The hurried existence; the birth, fullness and death of a whole world of. life
,n the span of a single year is beyoncl the comprehension of man with his ~low,
a:most changeless existence. The spring, the summer, the autumn, and the wmter
flit past him, a never-ceasing source of wonder and inspiration. Wha~ matters
it to the youth if winter comes? His heart is still young, his thoughts still on the
magic future of many seasons to come. The constant shifting of _environment
alone keeps his mind on the passing years; on the time when he., to~, like the tr~_es,
the flowers and the birds, will haYe finished his life's work and will be ready like
the leaves to drop from the orclerecl routine of existence and be blown about as
the winds of fate decide.
II• 1· f • f 11 • ore to be Yet he cannot be com pa reel with them alone. -1s 1_ e 1s u et, 111
• • , I • I • -11 f J'fe stores b)' provision for the lean- !tkenecl to the squirrel s w 10-111 11s tu ness o 1. - . .
11ess of winter. l\fan may prepare himself with the spiritual fo?cl '~1h1ch will bear
• • • I I t I • · tl1e ,,,inter which 1s called death. him up when his wmter closes c own a Jou 11111, •
• ---1 l • • rf withstand the demands of He can. with tlie power which 1s otterec 11111 ll1 1 e,
• • • I II 1· f • e. a11cl worlcllv cares are done. that other life which 1s his when wor c Y I e is ov 1 ' -A. F. J. ,
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lt is the little things that count:
The trifling cleecls we s0011 forget:
Tlwy lead us on. they softly 111Ju11t:
The1! suclclenly. by chance beset.
Om eye.;, rckascd. pierce pasl the veil.
Which through thr years has b,li,11decl <gilt
:\ncl then we kno,r, that win or fail.
\•Ve make our lives by things we fight.
]t is the liUle things tlhat count:
The iclle hours that bring to mine!
Those careless thoughts, of sma 11 accou 11 t,
!Jut which ere long. we're apt to £incl
Have grown to monstrous size incleecl;
A crime committee!. then disgrace,
A 1i fe sees rnin; it failed to heecl
The little things which might debase.
1t is the little things that count;
Kine! cleccls as well as evil ones :
A plea~ant smile will oft surmount
The fortress walls of garrisons.
A cheerful word anc\ helping hancl
Bear up life's burdens on their wings .
The soul grows strong upon the stand
Of doing good thrnugh little things.
A. f,'_ J. '28.
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f/1. p:i?~:l
The season gave every prospect of being a success when school sta rte cl. A l1 Yt:·
1• Jf:f.tf:; ,\ • J •• ' ,.
f,ver the campus one could hear rnmors of the big men who were .coming to 4WJt:/'f:/•f.-/:.
I l i\,r I c · P.!:J j, /i'i•,4
•. sc 100 ; 1 '1.ontana, t 1e .,1111pso11 lDoys, Stew Ralston. These with the old men who 1•~•, ,j.-•.•;,f,,;,
111 :[1 ,(>.',·::;;
were back again after winning the Conference Championship last year. promised • {r.' [.', /if{;:,::
t t !·, b. ll l . I ':fi• ,.f.t,·. ••••• a grea earn. . ,ut 1g· mm are net a t 1ere 1s to a team. t was some time "l!i/i'l'f:.-r·.-:.-;;-:
before Coach B\carnaster could wipe the gloom from his face and grm that he /,i::'fii:f,:f;f;/:
had a team that could play football. /{I•: :•,fj,,/:/:;)~ '" •fr.t/; ,•: • .-·.;.
On October 2 the team [Jlavecl its f t t • I t' The Pirate •:~ ·;.•i.,.-:.• ··f.:,.·r . l\"S OU SI( e prac ICC game. , . ·'1!£f:J;::,·:.:,:..•::
invaded 0. A. C. with a determination to show a big sclwol how a little sch0i 1.•,{~-~:/;:jf-'::'J.f:,=\:f: . ,;fJ•1} I i o ••; I''• t • '•
can play footloal\. Tl1e Aggie Reserves who had been left at home for the sa' ~tlf-/./'/\:/):f.:.:/
of protection turned out to clefenc\ their honors. The Pirates with but two we, ·.:tl/J:!:/:({.'::";i!/~·
nf practice behind them were unable to score. Almost wholly on the clefcns1 ')l1l.'f-///:/li!,r!1/;f:/ •Z ,,r f. '· •• ··•'"/.• • i•'
they blocked the Reserves time and again but were graclual,ly pushed bac i/i '.:.:f:::'i;:t::•,i:!1~· 1 ,._ ~ ■'Y '.,. t I I'• (• •t
losses. Twice they approached the other goal but could not score. The en ji,:i.z::•:ri:':~t'.f/:"/:t, •J~, .. ~ ·._ I I({•( • "'-
the hour showed the F ec:ervcs to te nineteen points in the lead and that . •:tt~i:::~?:-' :'.',t~: • :" 'i/: •I I l • 1
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nineteen points more than they l1acl to start with. ' • : , ,t •• rt,, /
October 11 the blue coated cliff dwellers from Columbia charged ont0 ee, ,
tra\ field and with irresistible strength forcec\ the Pirates to pull clown the •
,rnd crossbones from the mast. Their heavy well-trainee\ team pushed cl0,wn
field time and again, and whrn the fight was over, they carried a ithirt:ri-n·
point score home with them. leaving Albany to watch a goose egg on the 00"Jli
board ancl another en Cliff Rich's heacl.
October 16, the Rooks ran thirty-eight men on the fie lei to beat the lba-ny
eleven. This they did to the score of 31-0. The Pirates, weak from t'nei11 en­
counter with the Cliff Dwellers a few clays before, fought grimly, but despair-
ingly. As they grew more t-irecl. the Rooks grew stronger with fresh men.
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Page fif ty-thrcc .\lbany held her opponents to one touch dow11 in ea,·h of the first ancl seconcl
quarters. frc111 then on it \\'as a battle betwee11 toe.s. Ralston\ pu11ting kept
the i1ivaclers at bay but they kept chargi11g and occasionally scorecl. Sensation,
d the game, the long ru11s which various of the kooks made. Drager. ex-Salen~
l!igh school star made a forty-five yard ru11 through .-\lhany's clefen-e ancl a liUle
bter :\'osier caught a punt a11cl ra11 through the whole team for a sixty-five yard
touch clown.
Then came the fateful \,Vednesclay practice. For the first time the gridiron
warriors became a team. \\'ith Coach Blearnaster·s praises ringing in their ears
the team prepared to play football against all comers. The j\,[onrnouth school
teachers came over to play ball. but the Pirates_. very much agai11st the plan,
r:m them off the fielcl. The heavy Normal School li11e made a fine target fo,-the
Pirates who tore into it leaving great gaps for the backs to go through.
A fumble anc\ a heavy penalty kept the ho111(' men from making· another
sr·ore during the first quarter but with Cox eager to see the encl. Alban;, finished
the half with the lucky encl of the 1.3-0 score. The granclstancl stood up and went
mad as Hilliker intercepted a forward pass and ran forty-five yards for a touch
clown.
The seco11c\· l1~lf tt -I f. " was a repe 11011 ot tie' 1rst. Almost at will the Pirates
]'t1shecl the ball clown the field. scoring three more touch clowns. During the
l:ist quarter the teachers opened fire with a volley of forward passes. which,
tl:ough dangerous. clicl not bring them any points. The game enclecl with a score
ot 3Z-O and t~i~ ball in the Pirates' hands 011 Monmouth's thirty yard line ..
The Pacific game did not. cause any fear, although the Ouaker team proved
much stro,io-er than was expe t I Tl . -
I "" . -• c ec • iey were outwewhed and outclassed but
t iey foug-ht fierce!)' ao·ain,t st r d f t S ::-.. . • . 1 .. " . "' -1 e e, ea · "everal of Alban)' s reo·ulars were out wit 1 m nines "O •" '\d • . 0
I • • • • ~ r-ams with a mashed nose, "Skin .. Cox. two hundred
pounc quarter playuJO" only a f . . b -\~T'lf . "" ' e,v mmutes ecause of a broken breast bone; and
i e-1 t ~''.d Stewart were both out with broken bones.
Pac1f1c fumbled on recivino· ti I • I ff JI· . . Pirates charo·ecl for~ t 1 1 "" 1~ c,c <-o • -,11,ker retnevecl the ball and the ' "" " ouc lC own [he vi,itor. I I I . i;JO" as on!)' a o·a,iie· t • • -s came )ac < t 1e second half fight-"" • ' "" eam can and succe I' II 'l' •I , D . '' • ss 'll )' prevented further scorino·. u, <e) ay the Pirates tt \· I •· _ . 0
month of pep trainiiJO" 1 [ 1 • a _ac ,ec the \,\-ild C.ats at Lin field. The usual
11~ual spirit Tl t "" iac )een iatber weak and the Pirates were without their
• ie wo teams clashed i 1 tl • slipped about vainly tt : 1 le ra111 on a muddy field where they
who seemed to ;Je as al en\1tpt111g to catch the elusive Linfield runner, P. \,Varren,
, 1arc o catch as the I • I \ thirteen points the f' t ' -. prover )Ja greased pig. Lin field scorec . ,rs quarter anc\ e10-hte ti f I . . Championship 31-0 \II ::, en 1e ourt 1, w11111111g the Conference
l • .,. )any came home ex\ t I \ 1· I f I 'irates had beaten the \~'ilcl _ . , iaus ec a11c c 1scouragec, or I 1e
\lb . cats fou1 years 111 succession
f any men mak111g lett~rs wen·. C . - - .
Adams, Stewart Dee s· D • • . ox, \V. Cochran, Perry, \V11fert, Rich, ' impson, ow Stm) Cl . -, . den, A1well Hillike. SI I son, 1r1st1e, 1 oh ill, Tolvstad, Bo,·-"" ' i, iearer Ralst I=> D ~==· : ' ' on, ete, ougherty.
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Page fifty-four CBasketball
The fifteen Albany College Pirate basketeers,
playing their first season under Coach W. C. Blea­
rnaster, fought their way through keen co111petitio11 to
second place in the \Villamette \' a\lev Con feren::e
standing.
The season was started on the home floor with a
practice g·arne against t\,1e Salem Black Cats, a fast
inclepenc\ent organization, composed of former college "
stars. This game resulted in a victory for the Pirates.
The southern Oregon barn-storming trip showecl
the real power of the Pirates' team. After wi11ni11g
from the Southern Oregon Normal here. a two-game
series was clivided on the Normal School floor. The
strong ?declforcl American Legion team was clefeatecl
011 the return trip home.
Willamette University, Pacific College and Pacific
lTniYersity were played. The Pirates returned victor­
ious in all g·ames except the one with Vlillamette. As
the season drew closer to its encl the Pirates prepared
themselves for the Linfield and rvlonmouth Konnal
games. After one game had been won from the Mon­
mouth teachers on their own floor and honors bacl
been evenly cliviclecl with the Linfielc\ \Vilclcats. the
teachers came to Albany to c\ecicle the Conference
Championship. In a clean and hard-fought game,
Monmouth forged ahead in the last minute of play
after the score had been tied several times, and shot a
field basket thus entitli,w them to the Championship ' ::,.
of the Willamette Valley Conference.
The basketball season was highly satisfactory, al­
though the Pirates die\ not win the championship. This
: 1927
Page fifty-five year proved to the followers of the ( )ra11gc ancl Black
that the coach is a master of hasketball. a11cl a thor­
ough sportslllall. :\ext year the same learn will be
back \\;itll1 the exception of Cle1111 "l la11s .. Wilfert, a
fom-year leltcrrnan who has clesertecl the Pirate ship
for the fields of coaching.
SL\Jl'vlr\RY
High P(Ji11t M('//
Grc;itest number of goals .............................. Cox-33
Greatest number oi poinls ......................... I-Iltston-93
Scores
Salem Black Cats i7 ...................... Albany College 22
Pacific T '11iversity 17 ....................... Albany Col:eg·e 20
Sotithern Oregon Normal 26 ............. \lbany Colleg·e 27
Wilbrnette Lniversity 23._ ......... .r\ lbany College 20
Southern Oregon Normal 38 ............ Albauy Co11ege 20
Southern Oregon Kormal 18 ............ Albany College 20
Pacific College 18 .............................. Albany College 37
\,\'illa1111:tte l.1niversity 50 .................. Albany College 20
Pacific College 25 ........................ Albany College 54
1VIo11111outh ~onnal 24 .................... Albany College 34
Linfield College 21 .......................... Albany College 14
Linfield College 24 ........................ Albany College 26
:\fonmouth Normal 28 ...................... Albany College 26
1927
Page fif l'V-si:i: E. W. lVI. '29. Baseball
The Albany College Pirates finished a fairly successful season of playing­
with but two defeats and these frcrn the l\Jounl .-\11gel team which won the
championship without a single loss.
l,'rhamrner's consistent pitching kept down, to a minimum, the hits of all
cpponents, while the goocl backi!1g of the rest of the tfarn made his mound work
111ore effective. Cox behind the bat was always on hand and wl.ien he Slepped
f •· 1· · t1 I 11 He accounted tor a home run lo the plate liiis bat hacl a way o hnl mg • w )a •• • ' •
· I r · ·IJ 11 • t ·hort J)la)1ed j)henomenal ball in the second o-ame with ].\'fonrnout 1. \,alllp e ,l !:' '
• :::. f I ·t l tl s 'Cone! Pacific o·ame. he. too. and at bat was generally good or a 11 • n 1e • e . ::. . .
· T \H.Jf •t· I t ) a ,tead)' fire of encot11age-
111acle a home nm. _1-\t first T-ans ·, 1 e1 <ep u1 ' • . . ,
1 t. , alwa)'S awake tor a good pla) • ,1:.ent to a1'1 of the team ancl at t.ie same 1me '' as , ' • ~ ~ .. · .. . .. .1 f. . 1 . of the season. Stewa,1 t h the ti rst Paci tic game he knocked t 1e 11 st 10111e 1 un , _
' . "·[ . . . t s oncl ;\dams. Peetz, l,01 den, at third playecl real ball as c\1d .v essmge1 a .ec • •
Lake ancl Laws ocrnpiecl the field positions in turn.
Results of the games were:
Albany 10 ................ ()regon ;\'orrnal 9
.\Jbany 5 ................. Linfiekl 2
Albany won .............. Pacific lost
Albany lost ............. '!.\,ft. Angel won Albany 2 ................. 3Jt. ,\ngel 10
Albany 5 ................ Linfield 3
;-\ lbany won ........... Pacific lost
8 Oreo·on ~ onnal Albany, .................. ·::,
1927
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' At the start of the tennis season a ladder tournament was used to select the
tennis team. Those making the team were:
Men: Karl l-luston, Vernon Henderson, Leston Fate, Dale Perry and
Drownie Bangert.
\l\1omen: Aleda Ten [-Jaaf, Lucile Holman, and Clara \Vilfert.
Dming the season three dual meets were played. Two of these meets were
lost and one was one. The conference tournament was held at Linfielcl. The
Albany mixed doubles team, consisting of r\lecla Ten Haaf and Karl Huston,
went into the finals by eliminating the TV[onmouth mixed doubles tea111. In the
finals they lost to the Linfield team, which they had beaten twice earlier in the
season. The score of this match was: 6-4, 3-6, 6-8.
Those winning· tennis letters dming the season were: Karl 1--Iuston. Vernon
Henderson, Leston Fate, Dale Perry, Aleda Ten Haaf, Lucile Hol111an. and
Clara Wilfert.
The team was hanclicappecl to a certain extent by poor playing facilities and
lack of regular supervised practice, however, it is hoped that these conditions will
be remedied in the near future. Tt is understood that the plans for the new
campus call for several new tennis courts of which some will be concrete. \1Vith
new and better courts Albany College should be able to put out a really worth­
\\'hile team.
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For the first time in years Albany participated in track. The meet was held
;it Linfielcl College ancl. since it was the first intercollegiate meet of the Willam­
ette Valley Co11fere11ce, of comse the records made were not startling. They
ll'ill, however, stand as conference records until beaten.
The men participating· clid so on their own ini,tiative without coaching. Little
t;me was spent in trc1i11ing l:ut a creclital:le record was made 'in spite oi this
handicap. Albany Look third place, with Linfielcl first and the Oregon Normal
School second.
Of the entries which the Pirates made, Sid Johnson captured second honors
in both the 100 yard ancl 220 yard clashes, being beaten by :.\1ullen, who took sec­
ond place in the sprints of the whole Yorthwest; Adams took third in the high
_i~1111p; Tohill tied for fourth in the shotput; ai1cl l\kLeocl placed third in the
h;ilf mile. Peetz took the only first honors on the team with his discus throw­
ing. His record will probably stand for some time unless he raises it himself.
A greater interest in track events seems to be growing among the conicr­
ence schools. Albany, with a new coach who is a track specialist, will undoubt­
edly make a fine showing in 1927.
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PCT!!"C • ~ Sl.\'fj' F01°ensics
Albany College fo,·ensic activities foi· the year ]!)26-27 were not so extensive as in
some other years, there being only two women's debates, two men's debates and one
oratory participant, our rep1esentative in the peace contest. '
The first debate was a dual clash with Monmouth. Aurelia Van Kolken and
Mary Takala represented Albany at '.lfonmouth wh.ile Jean Buchanan and C,are
Dougherty remained at home to de.fend the honors of the school here.
Harry Rm·vie. and Samuel Garner entered in a single debate with 0. A. C., in
which they showed their real fighting stamina giving as good as they received.
Gordon Wilcox and Fremont Torbet journe~1ed to Newberg for a single debate
there.
Pethaps the. most interesting event was the single debate with the women's team
from the state college of Wyoming. One of their team was in her fourth year of col­
lege debate and the other was also an experienced debater. Aleda Ten Haaf and
Alice Dennis opposed them on the education question.
The questions for debate this year were extremely interesting. The firnt one,
"Resolved, That foreign nations should immediately relinquish all government con­
trol in China except that usually exercised over consulates and legations," was of the
deepest interest to everyone, for it is the outsancling question of world politics at the
present time. .
The second question, "Resolved, That the modern system of education is too
democratic," has always been one of interest to the people and will probably continue
to be for some years.
The non-decision system which is employed in Albany College tends to bring
out the right spirit and make one woi-1< for what, may be gotten out of it and not
for the glory of it. A working knowledge of the subject rather than a competitive
spirit is the essential feature of this system. C. D. '30.
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ORATION
Tod~): our h01m:s are happy: our people are pros"
perous. I he clays are spent i11 quiet labor ancl con­
tentment. \Vliy? Uecc1usc peace. which has bee11 so
l:Jllg looked for. reigns once more. The dream of an
ancient harrassed and conquered people was a dream
of peace. War itself i,; becoming ashamed oi its gori­
th·ss. lts noblest pricle ancl justification lie in the haste
with \\·hich it is seeking to elirninate the brutalities.
llut no refinements will remove the primal outrao·e oi
war ancl make it other than what a oTeat uenerai"'once
GUY T. CAMPBELL saicl it was-"Hell devilish in it/ metl~cl l ·t ff t .. w · . ' · • • s anc I s
e. ec • ' ar is nmv as it always has been, barbaric, brutal, justified in the annals
ul the !)rute, but Lo be outgrown by the human. \,Var ancl barbarism are· very
~~:?~nial coi_nracles'. but_war and civilization are incompatible, and to clestrov the t1,'.~-t 15 _th~_ l11ghest tui:ctl~n of t!1e second. Yem cannot make hel1I other tha1,; it is
J_ nnp1 O\ mg the vent1lat1on or mtroducing patent dampers in the furnace.
Right never has been and never ,;IL I -·I I I • t 11 . \\. )e ~.ett ec Jy might. Two wro1ws will
110 ma <ea nght between t11ations any more than they will between indiviclu:ls.
a• tt _110 J~e;ice ~;,isecl npon absolute good will comes, there will inevitably be
'.10 1e1 wa1. This new war can c l 1' ,-I -. . . civilized nat' i\f 1 nc on ) '' it 1 the mutual an111h1lat1011 ot the
.. f• .. -' ions. _1' any courage and manl)' stre1•!2·tl1 t Tl •u are no longer the decisive
dC ors. 1e decisive factor tocl;i)' is tl1e 111acl11·11e~.
ti l If mankind were to o·ive iong ,t to machines for clestrovi1w life 1 ,.,
1 the 1 ' "' anc property for another ten )'ears, an-' r war won cl mean the enc} of 11ations.
In the last war two of the laro·est ;i. • • I If ·1 · ' "' • '1 mies of the world vanished, bnt today
'.1 ,-~• 1111 11011 _more men are under arms than there were in 1913. France has a
tial. ,-,ler alrmy smce the war than Germanv hacl \\'l1e11 1e ouc est. -· her carn1011 were thundering
Warfare, once regarded as the onlv fitti1w . come to be reo·arclecl t 1 . , "' occupation for well-bred men, has "' no on \' as an mtole ·;ibl • 1:ess. Alona· with this 1 '. . 1' e nuisance. ·but as a criminal busi-"' c rnnge l11 the mor I t" the captnre of a tow t 1 a es imate of warfare, we observe that ' n no ong ao·o was inv _. bl f 11 handed slatwhter ancl be f 11 ~-. '· at ta Y o owed by a carnival of red-"' s 1a nst, 1t 1s now th . ·I . f . . . . ens of a non-combat-int e . ' oug 1t un a1 r to kill the pigs or chick-' nemy without tr,· o· • . ) 111"' to pay for them. Take the 111stancc
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destruction she has wroug·ht.
[f our nation is to g·o forward, war mnst get out of the way of inclnstry ancl
business, ancl breacl-proclucing, out of the way of eco11ornic need. out oi the way of
an increasing conscience of right ancl wrong. out of the way of eclncation, sc1nita­
tion and conservation oi wealth and resources. Either war must be eliminated or
civilization will perish. The human race came all the way from cave-dwelling to
flat-dwelling, and it is not ready to stop now. It nrnst go on to new and hiO'her
' "' atlainmrnts, to new and worthier forms of struggle. Strife can be transforn1ecl
from brntal bloocl-spilling lo scientific ancl moral combat. We have gone so far
i11 rational thinking and in moral goodness, ;incl we value them so highly that we
wil'I nol, we cannot turn back.
Organized peace 111oveme1,1,ts started about ninety-eight years ago. The first
efforts were to show the immorality of war, ;incl the chief appeal was to man's
moral nature. It was perfectly natural therefore, that in the early clays of pac­
ifism, while some excel1ent work was clone along historical, economic and statistical
lines, the principal emphasis was laicl upon the ethical; ancl the chief appeal was
lo man·s sense of right and wrong and pity. Any reform, to be a reform, must
have, at the heart of it. the eternal issue of right ancl wrong.
A weak nation can easily become entangled in war even to destruction; only
a strong nation can profit through war. The United States, which was once weak,
but is now one of the strongest nations on earth, has now its gre;itest opportunity
for world advance. \,Ve must keep faith with our honoree] dead, as well as wiith
the loyal living. 1Ve need not make secret alliances, but should make treaties for
peace. Let us erect a peace that shall be lasting, firm ancl fair. Now is the time
tor our country to step forward ancl take its rightful place among the nations.
\Ve must either prepare for war or for peace, ancl we must make wicle the highwa~
ui friendly intercourse. There can be no middle gronnd. \Ve must not holcl tha~ it
is a foolish thing to ti·y to settle international disputes by rec1son and good wdL
V/e shoulcl teach others that a supreme peace must be attained. Never before has
a resposibility so urged us to become a leader in organizing the friend:ship of 'th·e
worlcl. Our c\utv shonlcl be clear. \Ve must teach that might is not nght 1 his
. , - l ,· cl nnderstc1ndino- a111on°· can be accornphshec\ only when there 1s a mutua peace c1n ' "' "'
nations.
. 1 f I I 1 ) to for a half century The last great war was be111g preparec or anc ec UJ . • .
1 b 1 j alf century 111 tec1ch111g by false education in Gerrna1,1y. If we woulc ut spenc a 1'
ti o-ood will among men the truth about war and the ofory of supreme peace, 1e "' "' -1 . cl ·hatred that have been would o-racluall)' eliminate our moods of envy, 3ea ousy, an ' ' "' •
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' •· the causes oi war. li ,,·e should have truth taught i11 the schools, i11 the pulpit and
ltave it in the prc~s. 11·e cuuld graclua!ly rn0ulcl a lasti11g· peace.
\,\-hal we should i1ave 111 tl1e nar1011 to11101ro11· we llllhl puL i11to lh1: scl1ools
ct today. It is as ca,-;y to make a kn1ght--erra11t of a !Joy as a or1g;a11cl, out 1f you clo
not rnal,e him tl,e 101111<..r he may Ltcume the latLer 011 Ins own account. Give
you11g manhood a chance to exercise its aclve11turous spirits and its nalt:ral
chivalry in behalf of a u11ivers:1I or0therhoocl. t..vil l1abit and raise education have
idt tl1e iclea of war anct glory cletply 111grainccl. ·1 he:se icleas may be erad1cated
1,1 the elerne11tary schools ol toc!ay, by tntthfol p1ctmcs anct stories showing what
war really is. 'l he unnatm,tl 1nclustrial ancl social condition::; it brings about
should be studied in the higher grades. .,-\ student should come to realize that the
nation which guarantres to its young men personal _1ustice ancl personal oppor­
t\lnity has a greater glory than the one which sends its youth 011 to slaughter.
U11e of the chief fascinations of war has been its call for immediate action.
The people should know that the peace movement neecls their active support.
They should know what has been acwmplished ;-incl what remains to be done.
Experts must formulate the steps in regard to arl)itration, treaties and interna­
tional courts, but only the people can make them realities.
The true grandeur of nations was long since nobly defined and splendidly
proclaimed. Hut the old truth must ever be freshly learned and continually re­
peated. Our work should not be to threaten, not to OJ)j)ress, not to plunder, not to
slay; it should be to do in the community of nations such work as a good ~incl
upright man does in the ccmmunity about him.
The olcl world which has looked so lo1wino·l)' to the new o-roans under the ' b b '-=:>
weight of a burden man cannot bear. To support armies. to build navies, to
carry on ''campaigns,'' to work destruction, to maintain luxury and pride ib has
taxes that exhaust the strength of labor, and exactions that grind poverty into
degradation.
So let us uphold this great stanclarcl expressed in the worcls. "Thou shalt
love thy neighbor :-is thyself." Love him as omself and we will no more think
of taking his life than of taking our own.
l am convinced that our flag of freedom and justice and purity waves over
the grandest nation that God ever gave man to ruk; so let us all work together
for universal peact, that the stars and stripe~ will wave forever.
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Page si.rly-f our Albany College Life Service Grnup
On the evening of October the fifth, 1926, a group of those students in the
college ·who feel called to full-time Christian life-work met at the home of Dr.
Greene to form a bane\ which might meet at feasible intervals throughout the
school year, with the intent of thus providing a bond for deeper Christian fellow­
ship, and at\ organ which might contribute to the practical spiritual life of the
college. Officers for the year were chosen. Dr. Greene and Dr. Lee were made
honorary members and advisors. The Band has met several times each term; it
also had the privilege of presenting an Easter Chapel program. Various members
a?·e engaged in definite Christian service in outlying towns and districts which
they attend over the week ends. r_;pL111 oc,asions of regular meetings the cliscus­
~ion and prayer centering on vital spiritual issues have served as a real stimulating
and purifying· potion to the thinking· of the members present. .
\Ve of the group feel that this body has an indispensable mission to fulfiE 111
the midst of our Alma :Mater's varied life.
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President ................................................ .1 can B 1tcha11a11
Senetar_y .................................................. Dorothy J ewe/I
Treasurer ...................................................... Edna Rogers
Finance ....... '. ...................... .-....... • ................... Lois Hall
Program ...................................................... El/c11 Balter
The Y. W. C. A. has had a very active year not only in the regular meetings
held each week \mt also in s0me outside activities. i\fany interesting cliscussions
were he.Id and a number of outside speakers took part in the programs.
At the beginning of the year the girls bought furniture for the Girls' Rest
koom and this had to be paid for out of the regular fund. Candy, pie and hot
clog sales were given at fr<:>quent interva1s.
One of the crowning events of the year was a play, "Sweethearts." which
was presented by the girls to clear the deficit.
In connection with the annual silver tea an Oriental sale was held which ,vas
very successful. Enough money was made from this to send at least one girl to
Seabecl<.
\Ve owe a great measure of our success to Miss Buchanan. who has been our
leader and guide throughout all these imclertakings. •
D. J. '29.
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President .... ........................ . ...... Wafter Dennis
Vice President ..................... ............ .Jomes Henrikson
Secretary .................................................. Victor Arnndel
Treasurer ......................................... Gordon MacDonald
The Y. lVI. C. A., though small in numbers .. has kept in existence throug·h­
tiut the school year. Those who are interested in Christian work and the better­
ment of their own lives have found in the Y meetings much that is helpful. Those
who have attendee\ have been more or less discouraged by the apathy of those
who have stayed mvay, but the fotn-e is undimmed.
In connection with the Y. \V. C. A., the Y. M. C. A. did its part at the begin­
ning nf the year in welcoming new students to the college atmosphere. The
coming year will present another opportunity for work of this kind. ·
In all that the Association has attempted it has had the loyal support of the
college faculty ancl the ministers of the local churches.
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John Cox .•.•.....• ·····--·-···················•··•·················President
c;orclon ;dacDonalcl ............................... Vice PrC'sident
Dale rerry ········-·····························Sccretary-TrN1Sli/"Cr
The Varsity "A" consists of men who have been awarded the coveted "A''
for intercollegiate athletic activities. The organization stands for dean, hare\
~portsmanship and fosters the building of strong bodies; knowing well the desira­
bility of a sound mind in a sound body.
As a group, the Varsity "A" has taken a major part in all the life of the
college. lt has aided the faculty in all their efforts and has helped preserve
Lhe little traditions and customs so clear to the hearts of the alumni.
In the years to c-ome may the personnel of the Varsity "A'' be as worthy as
they who this year wore the Orange ancl Black.
D. P. '28.
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September 22. F egi~tration. \:cw building. :\ew faculties, 11,.,11, f '-aces.
( Dale says the !'aces aren't really new. just repainted.)
Sq)ternbcr ~3. \,\·c, ec1,itorially_ sp~aking. asked Walter i\lacFarland ,to say
oTace al lunch this noon. \,\ e sort o wish we hadn't now he looke·' so ci·oc; I o . . , u .s, anc
wlnen we asked hun not to gw<" us such a dirty look he said he dicln't give it to us.-
we always had it. vVhercupon we were silent for a while. •
October 16. In the sweet secluded spot at Derry's Pond: Lucik Holman and
Hans spent a never-to-be-forgotten afternoon and tlie next clay-
October 17. Lucile's neck anrl arms and face ~how signs of roug·h treatment
and we decide that "it is the woman who pays."
October llJ. This is wh:it you might call a crucial 11:oment. The Orange Peal
i'.: about to be relegated to the garbage can. There are some who feel that that's
the place for it.
October 27. The executive council having thrown the Orange Peal into the
refuse can. pulled it out <1gain tonight and handed the remains to Fayette Johnson,
in other words, he becomes editor of the aforementioned Orange Peal.
October 29. Halloween Party. Everett is a total loss from now on as far as
co-eels are concernecl. He fell for an outsider.
November 8. Tt is not altruistic motives that obsess Evely11 Palmer, Ruth
Norloerg ancl i\farjorie i\fason. They are shining shoes and carrying upper class
girls' books lest they get paddled. Initiation, y' understand.
N overnber 11. Armistice Day football g,une with Pacific. Score 13-0. Cas­
t,alties: Cliffs cut eye. anc\ Cox's broken heart clue to competition in the form oi
}lilclrecl's "cousin .. from ( )regon City. Some cousins arc affectionate that way.
November 12. And then came the Y. \\'. C. A. basket lunch and Victor was a
great ·Mystic from India. This question he could not answer however, and re­
terrecl the questioner to John Clay: ··\i\'hy do cars run so well in the chy time and
~cemingly have trouble at night?''
:\ovember 14. :vl id-term grades given out. The faculty. it i, ecrtain. have
had training in the tonsorial art. ..
Society item: Clare Doughertv and Pearl Lacer, who have been re5icling at
I G . , , 1 i:1 ll'' th' 0, \1\fe were a]ad to have t 1e :rreene home, ate chnner at 'Doug as 1-a 1s no 1' -0
h . B t i\·r· D0twhertv so character-t e young· !aches at our humble quarters. ,u as 11ss o , ,,
• • . D ·I r.:r 11 vas far better tha11-1stica lly eJaculated, ''A crumb of bread at oug as n.a 1' ' . . . 1 . 1 al t she co11veyed l\'aS \Vell, we cant remember her exact words. but t 1c t 10uo 1
that Douglas Hall was not so bad. f ti tu-
N ,, f' b -1· . o it of the season o 1e s Iovernber 18. I oclay marks the ll"st a,v mg t
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dents in Chap21. Dr. Greene insists that from henceforth we shall have 110 fussing­
i;i the halls or library, We call for a clcfinitiun of ter111,;_ Fu,;s, lo us. means­
well. anyway, we clon"t sec how one coulcl clo any fussing in the halls.
:-Jovernber 20. The Fresh111en girl, 11•ent roller skating ;.incl Au:cl·a Van Volken
o·ot a blister-huh? \o 011 l'1er foot. 0
:fovembcr 21-Chester worshipped with Pc,1rl at the First Presbyterian
church this morning. (That sentence 111ig·ht co111e nearer the truth if we left cut
the "with"). How is this for poetry:
Pearl Lacer .sat on a wall.
Chester Peet% had a great fall.
All the Deans powers. ancl all 0. Z. rnrn
Could n0t 111ake Chester right ag·ain.
November 23. We dislike lo make any rnore dirty cracks at ''Skin" and
Mildred. But I ask you what can one do when they both come to school of a
morning each wit!1 a swelling lip?
November 24. Home.
November 25. We will slide over lightly the details of the football game with
Lin fie lei. In the first place we lost to the melancholy tune of 32-0. But do not
overlook the fact that we won a moral victory. whatever that 1s. You ask if a
rnoral victory satisfies. \Ve answer in the negative.
\•Ve IL anyway. we made first down twice. I clon 't know what that means.
J just overheard our manager say so. As far as I could see we made "<lowns··
continually, in the mud most of the time, which made it a dirty game.
Now in the beginning of the second half, play was even for ten minutes. That
last is another remark our manager uttered. I may not have quoted him exactly.
[11 fact I think he may have said. ';Play was even worse for ten minutes.''
However, were we downhearted? Not a bit. r\nc! shall we beat Linf:eld next
year? The "ayes" have it!
November 29. Dear fe11ow students, have you an aptitude for vicar:ousness?
( Dr. Vining asks.) We asked Wa11ace about it but he insists that he dicln 't take
it. Ancl Karl Huston thought maybe that was what was the trouble with his knee.
He'd had a pain in it for some time.
December 1. Gentlemen, choose your weapons. \,Ve will have a little duel
uut behind the wood <;11ed. You see it is this way. The Kappas have elates with
n. Z. girls which comes under t-he head of "too bad."
December 3. ;;He knoweth our downsitting and uprising." Those words hole!
::i far greater meaning to me-now since attending the student ska,ting !)arty. For
sheer gracefulness and skating ability ancl rythmic movement Allan Adams wins
over all contestants. He reminded me of the ancient Greek gods-the fallen
O!!eS.
Dec. 5. \-Veil, well, we have a little variation tonight. Marianne is "elated"
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1-011 cvu 110ticed 11011· the blo11<lcs all f:111 f,,r l1irn? Sometimes ll'e·r..: glacl we·re
;t IJrtlllet(e.
Dccernber 7. Santa Claus vi~itcd . \ lhany, and college students gave him a
11·:::at by ~i11gi11g Christrn,b rarok .\11 informal skati1·g 1.:arty followed. Dill
f:ail,ey hacl elates 11·ith three girls. "If _n:u can·t be true to one or two, yot1 are
better off with three ...
December 17. So I The rn11queri11g hero in the form of Louis l"rhammer.
\\'e shall write a book some day C'ntitled "\\'hy t·s ]'refers nlo11cles... Lou:e i,
_1ust up for a few weeks frn111 California ancl h(''s corning· back next year and play
l•aseb:ill a11d graclualc. a11cl so forth ancl clicl you notice his moustache. Ruth said
;t tickled her. whercupo11 ,ve gut je:lll•Us.
Derelllber 21. There wa,:; a free clanrc at Tumble 11111 last night Wonder
ii th::re is any cn1111cctio11 betll'een that ;rnrl the fact that \Vallacc. Ewart. fayette
:,11cl Chester could 11ot keep awake at breakfast this morning. Fayette n~eds
watching, the "Ii'] rascal.''
Uece111bcr 23. l!ig Chrisl1-na" party at Dormitory.
December .20. There is uo 111or(' interesting literature than train schedules
from Southern Oregon accnrdi11g to \.'ic. "There's a reason ...
neccmber 30. Pearl is in Portland. So it is just frolll force of habit that
Chesll-r bought thost· two tickets for th<.'. midnight lllatincc, ancl of course he
couldn't waste that extra ticket and so, well, anyway that explains the blonde
iac\y.
Jant1ary 9. You've seen that little trick pulled haven't yuh, where a boy in­
vitee\ a bunch of people in to have a drink and tells them to order what thev want
,mcl then when the bill is pre~e11tecl he finds that his pocketbook is missing··? Old
sruff. we say. but Dale pulled that at the Elite tonight and got away with it.
January 20. Basketball lwys went south tn .0\shland. Dale is feeling rather
s;i,cl about the fact that two of the boys dicln 't ste :\tfed fore!. l t was too bad, but
you see l,arl \\'as sitting on the wrong side of the car when thev passed it and
T:rownie happened lo blink his eyes ju<;t then. •
Jairnary 21. Bob Johnson gormandized at l\larianne's on waffles. creamed
chicken and cake.
P. S.-I-loxsey is still in town.
January 24. The water's all fro2e. But Bob was not dismayed. 1-Ie just
look a pail of snow. melted it on the stove and took a bath in the sink. Did it
ever occur to you that Cob mnst have been a sweet baby?
Jannary 26. Stnnl; dav in chapel and the faculty see themselves as others
see them.
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and not to eat peanuts.
Bill Hailey was also there and afterward~ the sheriff founcl that Uill hacl too
1nany in his car and demanclecl bail.
Grace and Bill went up the hill
At sixty miles or better:
Bill got caught and went to jail.
Grace used her roller skates thereafter.
January 31. Our second team playrcl the Deaf and Dumb school in basket­
ball, this eveni"ng. The only difference between the teams was that the visitors
were deaf and dumb and our boys weren"t deaf.
February 3. Confidentially speaking or autobiographically speaking we ob­
tained fro ten of our better sheiks their ideas 011 osculating as a pastime and we
g-: ve you the resu It of our survey:
l. Hans-11.\ll right if you can get away with it.''
2. Jim Henricson-''It is proper after the ceremony." (\Ve arc still 111
doubt whether he meant the wedding or funeral ceremony.)
3. Bob Jolrnson--"I always use it as a peace offering."
4. Hoxsey-"It is decidedly unsanitary."
S. Chester-"Great stuff!"'
6. Dale Perry-"There's a certain technique that I haven't mastered yd."
7. Brownie-"It clepencls on the girl.''
~-Paul Greene-"In my infinissitesemal introspective study of the propo­
sition I find on investigation that in the final analysis one's observation
cannot be readily objectified or measmed." ( \Vhich bein translated
means that he hasn't had enough experience to give an opinion.)
9. Gordon \,Vilcox-"You got to connt the cost."
10. Kauppi-"It ain't the thing itself wots wrong, it's the principle."
February 4. Hoxsey was riding down town with a lady from Linfield on
his lap \,Ve ask you, is that nice? That depends greatly on whom one asks.
\iVell. anyway Hoxsey was greatly concerned-you see, he had just had his
trousers pressed. It might be apropos to recite that little ditty which goes some-
1hi11g like this:
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When knights were bold
And sheet iron trouser wore,.
They lived in peace
'Cause then a crease
\Voulcl last ten years or more."
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februarv 22. !\ncl then it rained and the \\'ashington's l1irthclay holiday did
u~ little goocl( what with the floods n'everythiug.
februarv 24 .. \n informal reception was hekl at the dormitory. Ii you ask
115, we'd say ,it was nrnch· too informal. Gordon l\fac. Stew Chester ancl Bob cle­
~cencled 011 us like a thousand ton of bricks and the peacefulness of the girl's dor­
mitory was shaken. We will gel' us a sign printecl in big letters for the next re­
ception which will read, "Positively, I\"o Smoking f\llowec1.''
:March 8. If she continues to love him the way he looks now it must be true
luve. Hans has let his beard grow for two weeks and has rubbed yellow salve in
i,, which sort o' mars his fatal beauty. It's a good thing love is blind.
:March 11. The Rose Buel Chorus. noted for the grace and beauty of its
wembers, was in excellent form at the F;incy Dress Party and Vat1cleville this
evening. We recommend life-savers, howev<:'r, after imbibing certain tonics.
l\farch 22. Tile last seen of Bob Johnson was his coat tails as he hurdled
over the garbage cans in back of the dormitory with the cook and Ruth in hot
pmsuit. Reports say he had a bag of crackers ancl pouncl1 of cheese under his
arm.
:Marcl1 23. Ine7. and D,de are glaring at each other in what looks like hos­
tile looks. 1vir. \Veag-e checked 011t the following- books to Miss 1-Ieyrnan fate this
evening: "\,Vhy Men Fig-ht.'' "The Boy Problem," and "Peace, Perfect Peace."
i\>Iarch 25. Handy th:ngs, fire escapes. Pearl has poison oak, and is some­
what a blot on the landscape at present. ancl is confined to her room, figuartively
speaking. But love will fine\ a wa)' ancl in this case love means Chester and the
"way" is the fire escape.
April l. "April Fools' Day" and also College Campus clay which has the
~nrne meaning for some of ot1r fac11lty it wot1lcl appear. \Vhen the eight hours of
work were over Dr. Sullivan was weary-he hac\ taken a whole dozen snapshots.
\~Te could say more abot1t the faculty and work day but we have classes under the
rest and it wouldn't he expedient. The bright spot in the day's activities was the
doughnuts sent out by iVJiss Irvine.
April 18. \Voopee ! Flunk Day, now known as college hike day-but what's
in a name? It rained of comse, but that's what bathing- suits are for-to get wet.
April 24. \Vait till we wipe the perspiration from-om noble brow. It is the
hottest clay this year.
April 25. Gragg and Cliff have stopped washi1w their upper lips. 'Ne are
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<Jpen to conviction, however, and are willing· to be convinced that it's 111011staches
they are trying to raise. ~
May 1. Gordon Wilcox is reading "The Plastic Age."
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l\v TFRT{Y FTl~i\lY.
"":\o. lacly, a meadml" lark i,; not a part_,. thrn,v11 in the country.''
\Ve wanted crack a pun 011 the words •• 1)t1l"cln !;oy \Vhite Lcact·· but i11q1:ir_v
revealed the sac! facl th:-it (;lrnn Julian l1as ahsolutel_v 110 such ancestry. Ain"t
that 11011-accommodating?
R11t1i-·· Howya like your ,;J10rt ,;Lory comse ?''
Vic-··()IJ, it"s all write!"'
\i\'e thought we hacl cliscov,,recl so111e divorce court scandal when we saw the
two headlines:
""Tremont Evidence E\arecl;
Court Verdict Frees Slayer of Husband.''
Just then we noticecl a few more letters over the fellow·s shoulder to make
!he line read:
"•D'.\utremont Eviclence, Etc."
Samuel Garner Stayed awake all night trying to see the point of one of
~:11llivan·s jokes, a111d then it clawnec\ on l1im.
Just before he jumped off the bridge, say bysta1'1ders, the man sang in a 111do­
tlra111atie voice those g·nawing old words of:
ff{I '· His flame beg:rn to smoke
So he turned her clown."
She-''Do I rese111ble your clad in any way~ ..
He-''l\"aw, why?"
She-"Then quit pawing· me.''
Dr. \'ining--'·T [ow would you define 'Polyphoesboean :-· ..
Fate-'·\·ery poorly. sir."
Professor (to sll1dent entering late )-'·\Vhen were yn11 born:-"
Stuck-";\ pril seconcl.''
Professor--"Late again."
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-~ t, : 'S • • • o-to \!ban)' mv lad· why don't you g·o to Linfielcl or \Villam- • o you re go111"' . , , . · ~
ctte ?''
·'You see, I've already been to Prep school four years.
"Every Tuesday we have this same old cabbage; I thi11k it tastes positively
vapid.
"Shows it's all your imagination. Last Thursday you thought it was fine."
\Ve promised Evelyn \.Vhite we would11't me11tion her in these notes; that
accounts for her being left out.
:\iac says he doesn't know much ;ibout tailors, but his latest one seems good.
Blue prints furnished on request:
1-Iart-"\Vhat is an ore?"
Philip Extract-"lt's what you row a boat with?"
\Ve know this is a good one-every magazi11e in the country has seen fit to
rrint it;
"Darling, I love you better than anything I k11ow."
"That can't be very much."
Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world
-she's been experimenting.
Diner-"What kind of a stew is this?"
\Vaitress-"Rabbit stew."
Diner-"I thought so; I found a few hairs in it."
"How did you come out at your interview with the Dean?"
"Fast."
An Englishman, just returning to London from a visit over here was very
much impressed with our current slang phrase, "So's your old man." In telling
his friends about his visit he said: "They have a very clevah saying ovah theah
.iust now. \i\Then a man wants to pun, so to speak, a friend, he simply says,
'Yoah fawthaw is the same way.' C!evah, isn't it, Haw, Haw!"
Skin-"Dicl you read Sherwood Anderson's notebook?"
Bob-"No., but I passed anyway."
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a dress."
\,Vhen better exams are made they won't be passed-ask the man who bones
one.
OBJECTI\"ELY SPEAKING
"\,Vere you fired with enthusiasm when yo11 tacklecl your first job after leav­
ing college?"
"\Vas I? I never in my life saw a man so glad to g·et rid of me."
A little woman is a clang-erous thing.
No, Cochran, goblets aren't little sailors.
Huston-"I say, Doc, I took the wrong· medicine by mistake.··
Doc-"\,Vell, that's your own funeral."
\Vasn't that a vibrant moment when it was revealed in Latin class that James
Henrikson thought Roman numerals were athletic awarcls in the University of
Rome?
Someclay, somebody, in some way, is going to ask for a book which 1s 111 the
library.
~ \Vilcox-"I want the life of Caesar."
\,V ec!ge-"Sorry, but Brutus beat yon to i_t."
"Have yon 'The Tale of a Shirt?' "
"It's out at present."'
"Do yon have 'Outward Bonnel?' "
"That's not in."
"How about Service?"
"vVe have never had any in this library."
"Yon said a monthful."
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( Bring your own n:ac\ing material)
·'Boy Who Owes Bookstore Commits Suicide ··-Heaclline in Alb p · ' any aper.
(Paid adv.)
Gragg ( Cecil. you know) says he wants a hard pencil for a stiff exam.
frecl Lanclis-"I learned to clance 111 one evening.''
Hazel E.-''I thought so."
Yon bet, Glenn Jtdian is a regular lady killer; he starved them to death.
Avery \Veage says, "Twenty years ago the girls never thought of doing the
things they do nowaclays--that's why they didn't c\o them."
PRETTY CLOSE
First Stuck-'' How near were you to the right answer to the fifth question?"
Second Stucle-"Two seats away."
A D-UGOUT
Pirate Cbief--"How clo you like your new room, as a whole?"
Pirate Papoose-"As a hole, it's fine; as a room, not so goocl.''
CHE:M. NOTE
"Say, what's \imbnrger cheese composed of?"
"It ain't cornposecl, it's clecomposecl."
SKAGGS SAfEWAY
D I P ( . . • 1 \ \ l , to rise keeps your
a ,e . snpposeclly smg111g)-''Early to )ec anc ear)
room-mate from wearing your ties."
\T. k p track of every-
,c-" r,.,J iss Dennis, it makes me nervous to have you ee
thing-I eat.''
Alice-"Vl ell, I'm acting as Secretary of the Interior.''
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Old Fayette J. we pity him
r\s all gQod people 11111st.
For every day the faithiul man
,\gain returns tn dust.
The Freshman was green, but he had knocked about a bit, so when the
waitress asked, 011 his first day at the dorm, "\Vill you have tea or coffee?" he an­
swered judiciously, "Whichever you call it.''
Trade at Skag·gs.
FOOLISH QCESTIONS
New questions to play your old game with. (;-\lbany College version.)
1. "\11fho's 'Skin' gonna take?"'
2. "Does anybody want my dessert?''
3. "Hash again?"
4. "Evelyn, will you go with me to the game?''
J. "When will the New \,\,'omen's Dorm be built?"
o. "Is there any hot water?"
7. ''\Vho made that horrible gurgling, braying·, rasping noise. that soundecl
like a 'nomt:s1-ck '-~w \\lith both stomachs aching·?" (Joe Angell, you clown, of
course.)
8. Ardyth-"Will I get a B in English, Dr. Vining?"
9. "Are you going to bed early tonight, \Vynafred ?"
10. "\\There does Perry work?''
11. "Have you 'So Big,' ( or any other volume; take your pick).
12. "Are you gonna hang around here a while, Vic?"
13. "When will the Orange P<:al be out?"
i:v[iss Powell hoped that some guy with a name like Thaddeus Hootzenjig·ger
,.,_ ould donate the remodeling money for Tremont so that the engraving on~ the
silverware wouldn't have to be changed.
"\VI I • • 1at co you want me to do on this _1ob," said "Stew," shall I be straw-boss,
or cut the grass, or carry water or dean off the shovels~"
Redenius told him he could take his pick.
"Eighty _!)~rc:nt of yo~ir knowledge comes to you through your eyes.'' So
reads _an optician s advertisement. Some of us have surely needed glasse,; a
!,)ng t1111e.
•: :;: ■: 1927 ·=::::: \1\/ e a re sorry. kind friends,
Thal we can't roast yo11 all.
n~1t 0111' victims are many
,\nd our oven is small.
HE;\ VF.T\ K;{()\VS
Mrs. Clancy-''The daredivil w011ld loight 'is poipe wit' a stick av dynamite
;wcl-"
Mrs. Hogan-'· 'Twas jist loike Tim. What'll he be acloin' next?"
SOCT0LOGICA1. NOTE
Mr. R. E. Prof. Baker--"It is said that there is honor even among thieves."
Elliot-"That's all wet! They"re just as bad as other people.''
Si\LESOLOGY
Vining-"How simple and yet how s11blime, is the bea11tiful and cletailed
description which Plincy, the Younger, gives us (If the ho11se in which he lived."
Dougherty-"Most likely he wanted to sell it.''
"Carl Stewart is a bear for work, isn't he:•· said the c11rly haired little girl.
Redenius-"\Vell, you might say he's partly so, b11t T understand that a bear
~leeps only all winter.'' •
"Darn this cold weather,'' wept Carl last winter. "It's so cold a fellow really
has to work to keep from freezing to clcr1th."
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Jarley Pete-''J'ever read these here success stones.
Chester-" Na w, they all advise a gt1y to work.''
1. 1 it from a magazine dated Vie know you haven't read this one: we c 1ppe(
l\'larch 4, 1906. · I ., I , l l1e
I k. I f [· ··en)' wo11ld 1t JC, as<(< "If I stole fifty kisses from you w mt 111c o ,lie
archly.
"It would be grand," she sighed naively.
First Frosh-"\i\fhy are you so sore at that Soph?
thino·s." t:, ' ,, Second Frosh-,;\' es .. I am one of em. He has clone some good
He thinks the Albany College
Yon see that funny looking· guy with specs?
Campaign is a drink.
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\[iss l'cmL:11 was qu1zzi11g· her class. Singling- out a so111nole11t student in
tile rear ol' tile rnorn. she addressed a q11cstio11 Lo him. Dale F'crry lifted his
i1cacl in a confused fas,hion. as his friends tried to extricate him iro111 his ]ne­
rlicarnent.
'·You should be able Lo answer," said ?lfiss [)owell rnorclaciously, "with all
the aicl you arc receiving back there_ ..
"Miss Powell." he answered <1uickly. '·I rnulcl. but there 1s a cliffcreuce of
n,pi11 io11 back here."
Neither is Oeso1)hagus a Greek orator, so Gleen Coie, the Greek fan. tells us.
!\ring 011 the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Parents! i\1fargie
·ogg·ins, because she had not received her parenl°s quota of letters one week.
refu,:;ed to open the belated letter for three whole hours. -for spite.
"These hotcakes,·· observed Jim IIemikson, as he poised one dainty morsel
on his fork and nibbled at it affectionately. ''are just like kisses."
"\,\ihy ?" she inquired. puzzlt>d.
''The l1ast one tastes better,·' he observecl innocently.
\\Tally (Jim) Cochran, Dad to the bevy of buxom bloncles a11cl brunettes at
t11e clorrn. is so fond of a quarrel that he won't ever eat anything that agrees with
him.
C. D.-"Have you read 'Freckles·?"
\\'. C.-''No, T have brown ones."
Sara Lucile-"Have vou heard about it? It's all over the school.''
Luke Holman ( all agog-)-"No, quick; tell me about it.'"
S. L.-''The roof,"'
''\\There'd you get those eyes?"
'''fou dip! Only one of ·cm is false."
An ;innual is a great invention
The school gets ail the fame,
The printer gets a pension,
Tl1e staff gets a 11 the blame.
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• lo death," remarked 1hc ()_ Z. gang, as \Vilcox manfully tackled a11ot!Jer cio~r
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Dee-Allons ! ):' ou ·Jook sweet enouo·i1 •
0 to eat. •
I-Iazel-"Yes. let's have something."
Miss Powell as she chalked clow11 Dale's term "T't<le s1·o·lie I ''D I 1 . . • • "' , • 0 t , a e oug 1l to take Ge1 man. He must have some German in him• h1's 111-11-1<. -. I .. , .. , s a1e so ow.
'' Do you think Fayette acts so queerly because of a lack of brains,··
"Yes: alack and alas." • •
FORI-TANS !
"The thief," informed Lestracle. ''wore rubber overshoes and walked back­
wa rel.''
"Hah !'' Sherlock Holmes pulled his hat clown further over his eyes. "Then
\Vatson, we must look for a man with receding gums.''
''They are teaching Chinese in Albany College now.''
"Zat so?"
"Yes, we have one so far."
"Let's see, Cordon," said !\fr. MacDonald, as he leaned back: in his chair,
casting the evening paper on the table, "how long have you been attending Al­
bany College?"
"I have been going there just three years,_ t0 date, Dael."
"That was my impression," mnsed his Dael.
Agent-"I've a device here for getting energy from the sun."
Mr. 1\!Ic\i\Tilliams-"Here, give me one to use 011 mine."
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he;dLh talks. "I never rn1ss my morning bath. Sornctirnes I take it hot: sorne­
tirncs culc\ a11c\ sornetirncs I lake it for gTa11tecl."
[11 the all-cnllegc beauty contest, l\lildrccl l;ugc. you are the w111ner of the
prize uHered by the Palmolive Co.
LL;CKY STRJKE
U1cster-''Wlny are college engag-ements like Chesterfield cigarettes?"
J olrn-'Tiow? llow ?"
Chet-"l\Jilcl, but they satisfy."
\Vornen, women everywhere, ancl not a one ca11 think!
Wr1e11 the \Vhite populatim1 of .'\ lbany College is mention eel Glenn Tulian
lisows a clccidccl race pre_iudice, and the \Vhite population shows a trace of color.
'·Skin'' says nobody loves a flat man.
Tohill says its pretty hard to fincl peaches sixteen years olcl ancl not spoiled].
Get the j,oke?
Tl ~NF. liKELELE A, D, " SHARP, 8
He came to tile front although he was a stern man.
First Tremont Victim--" .My girl is a wonder. \,\Thy, she can drive a nail
like lightning."
the Second Umbrageous Specimen-"Yeah, never hits twice in the same place."
The moonlight silvered the rude country road and the whirling stream.
Calapooia bridge two figures swayed to one another.
•'Are we alone, darling?'' saicl Ray.
"~o, precious;" she replied. "I think we are together."
"Awful accident last night-Brownie's car turned a corneL"
"The accident? \\'here does it come in?"
"T-Iere's how-there wasn't any corner."
Hoxsey says he knows one goocl-looking· boy in school.
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"I hear 'Nalt Dennis losl control of his car today."
"How awful!'' chorusec! the quintette of querulous clishwashers.
'·Yep. He couldn't keep up with the installments." .:t. -,_•~ ,-• I! .1.-
Perhaps, after all, she woulcln't get tbe point if you send your girl flowers
because she is a cleacl one.
f tl \,'T\,1, 0t h,·1ve )'OU been cloin!?.· ?" !?.·us heel ''Oh, I haven't seen yo11 or a 111011 1. •1 " ~ ~
Irene.
"Thirty days," replied Joe.
I-larolcl Dailey failed to appreciate the logic of the author iu his ponclerous
tome and wrote on the margin, Silly A.ss." ,1 • r S t t I shar,1)1)'· '·See here! 1 its Seeing'. the words there \\!. \\ .•. remons ra ·ec
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:\ole :-This speech c;in be e:-;tendecl tn ;ilrnosl incrcclible lengths by simply
rqieati11g the lines with slight variations. .-\clclition;il speeches ;ire alw;iys in
,tock at our 111am111oth rnirneogrnph mill.
Ym111g· i\fen ancl \Vomen: .\s ] ga,e down i11to _your bright ;ind sliining
\';ices this morning·. J feel tlrnt powerful force of youtlil welling· up within you
,,-hich clomi11ate your strnggle for an <:>clucation and 1 ;irn rninclecl of my c.wn
c,illege clays. l. tuo, had that t111que11chable thirst for knowledge which would
IJrook of 110 irnpedi111ents. 8ut 1 assure you. no ~uch educational opportt111ities
a~ l see lavishly bestowed on cvny hand greeted the young aspirant in my clays.
l ). no. our buildings were 111c;i11 and our equipment meag·er. How, well 1 re-
1nernber the rucle plank benches (. \cl. Lib)··---· _______ ·-·
1 can therefore sympathize witb any student who 1s willing to pay the price
oi a11 eclucatio11. a11cl forego those privileges which come easily to those who
have not the i11ward urge which you have. Tt is seldom that I have the oppor­
tunity of atte11cli11g chapel. but when T clo, it is with the feeling of sheer en_ioy-
111ent. for 1 revel in the beautiful spirit of fellowship in' the contact of students
ancl faculty as [ look into your eager faces this morning·; therefore, I can assure
you it is a real inspiration to be here, for l see that you have that zeal which can
c,nly be satisfied by untiring research through the multitude of volumes with
,·.-hich your library is g-enerously stacked. Ancl here let me compliment you 011
your splendid and complete library. 1 believe that no college which I have vis­
ited on my many stops has such a marvelous selection of books. It is a revela­
tion to me.
Trnly. you young-people cannot realize with what fortune yon are enclowecl.
No place in the state offers such rare eclucationa'l opportunities as I see here 011
every hand. Situated as you are in this beautiful( \Villarnette) valley with its
host of trees anc\ rolling hills. with a building ( or buildings) unexcellecl by any_.
,.-ducational institution in the L"nitecl States, 1 envy you from the bottom of my
heart. My young people. you are citizens of tomorrow. (This ahv--,iys holds 'em
spellbouncl. so work it hare!.) Forth from our institutions of higher 'learning
each year comes a file of gay college-hrec\ young-people-ready to shonlclcr the
responsibilities whicl1 weigh upon the modern man.
But are they ready? :-\h. my friends, (handkerchief) that is the trag-eclv of
it. ( Blow nose three ti111es.) Your very presence within these walls places a
responsibility upon your life. \~Till you pay hack to society the debt you owe?
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Pap.:e 1Y inety-eight ,, ai·e J)ickecl metl and women. The worlc\ is going to search you out a.ncl seL
t Ott • - • . •• • l .. l· J, •s You will be the le;:iclers ot tomorrow (expand ne1e) 11,une< vou up ,1s eac e1. • _ __ . . .· . • • 1. _. -1 1·iat )'Otir neio-hbor,; are tralllecl and thereby clebto1~ to souet1-. l or ,1) br,yon( w , "' . . · ·,-• , 1,-,1 • . . · l 1· nu· rnen and wotllC:11 trained 111 those qualtltes ot lea< cl. 11p society 1s c ernanc. i "' . . . . . . • • l-I • • 1 \· t-or a better commu11ily, tra111ecl 111 social service, trarnecl 1n qu1c, :rnc wh1c 1 rna ,e ' · • t ti
1 \ 1 tll·1nJ-ino· ,\re )'Oll. rny friends (crescendo) gomg out lll o ,c clear-1ea( ec ' ;:,· • •
world trained to meet its demands?
tllc'. o11•·· collei:re in Ill)' knowledge which is sending fortl~ Your college is ~ "
,-uch citizens. . · • at I iot leave your beautiful halls without once more .expressing rny J~-~--, -
. call! . , -erb lmilclino- (pr buildings) spurring you on .to g1c,1.te1
being here amid ) ou1 sup . ::. f . -A cl I also feel the n1sp1rat•o11
I . t b)' their very lo tme~s. 11 ' • intellectual ac 11evernen \ . a icl loftiness o[ the intellect~
which must be transmittec\ to you by the gr;:inc e1'.1 1' if. Dr Lee. ~·fiss Irvine
. ·I 1 tform (here a w111 < iorn • • ... ,,,sembled behmcl me on tie Pa • f f _ Dean Powell· \i 111111g ,... . ·-·S\J"r1applaucls: rown 10111 ' • .•. has heard this heto1 e' ~ u i, a1 . . • 'I . t. Hart looks borecl: BJe;irnastc1 T 1 . o-rins. Miller clea1 s t ll oa ' r. nudges Taylor; ay 01 ::. • ' • nt. Butler's hair stands on encl; L'rc.eman
feels it is time to make an announcem~ , f I reo-ret that I \eave ........ ( insert . . l , ,"ti' a feehno· o <een ::. . . . smacks lips). It is a wa) s "I • . f ::. . \ I oki1w spirit here which far ,.u1 -
) for there 1s a orwai c -0 ::. • . • •
11arne of college ------·--··· . I 1 , Bla-bla-bla-ad mf1rnturn.
f olleo·e of which <!10\\ • passes that o any c "'
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lTASHERS' SO~G
(To the tune of "\Vberc'cl You Get Those Eyes?"
\i\lhere'r you get those beans?
\•\'hcre'd you get those greens?
Where'd you get that lovely gravy
Ivlacle of cream and buttcr~maybe ,:
That mash, that hash, those rare antiques
Accu-rnu-la-tecl weeks ancl weeks.
Where'd you get that meat?
ls it obsolete?
This dessert is sme a mystery
Must have had an awful history.
Plca~e make me happy
And put me wise,
\,\'here' cl you get those leather pies?
"I' f . ve got an aw ul crush on somebody in this car," saicl Lois Hall to Dee
Simpson as they motored to >Jewport with Glenn and Evelyn in his Star road­
ster.
"The ticle's out with me this morning·,'' said Mr. Ross Taylor, as he followed
instructions from the head of his department.
Yeah, \~7ilma, that strong smell is the mussels.
The way Joe Angell waited on the table we'll say someone has been gwmg
him lessons.
~ob Johnson ought to have got some good service on that lumber ship if he
bad _1ust presented his card.
"He may not be much goocl, but he certainly has money to burn."
"\Veil, I never su fferecl from the heat when I was out with him."
Clean-up clay passed without our seeing our pet enemy, so we'll hafta wait
till next year.
1927
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