Title
Orange Peal 1928
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College yearbook. 122 p., 28 cm.
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Albany College
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Orange Peal staff
Date
1928
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THIE
O~AIMGIE IPIEAJL
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Allta.n•}J:, @~~!lttit jf n Jlltemoriam
EVERET TOHILL
A member of the class of 1929, and
one who wa.s liked by all. ~ /4
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Th.re,: To MISS ELI:ZABETH IRVINE, who has
served the College the loY1gest as a f acuity mem
ber with the exceptioYI of 0Y1e, aY1d the friend of
everyoYle OYI the campus, we dedicate the 1928
OraY1ge Peal.
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Four fi[l :•
F·fr..1c CLARENCE WILSON GREENE
A. CJ3., A. M., CJ3. Pd., M. Pd., Ph. D.
: =· Si:r <Ghe President's c_Messal!,e
,;,
"The fast revolving wheels of time have scored another year." Tl1ey have
rccorclecl much beside the passing of time, for within the current year new levels
in college life have been reached. lVIuch worth while college activities have been
developed and others enriched. i\rnong such are the musical organizations, ath
letic activities, the, production of the college play, debates, oratorical contests, the
work of the Y. lVI. C. A. and Y. \1\'. C. .'\., and the various social activities spon
sored by the student body.
To you, one and all, ,vho have participated in enriching our college life, we
express our thanks. The fruits of your labors· in a common cause will be appar
ent not only in the lives of the present members of' the student body but also in
the life of the college through the years.
To us it seems that in a greater degree than heretofore we have all shared a
common aim and high purpose. Deep sorrow has come into the lives of mem
bers of our group, because of the death of loved ones. Our sympathetic fellow
ship has been expressed. to them, and we, have prayed that the "good Goel who
made and loveth all'' may comfort those who have lost for a while their loved 011es.
To you who belong to the class of 1928, we extend our best wishes for a large
degree of success in your chosen callings. To you who have not completed your
college course as yet, we express the hope that your vacation period may be both
pleasant ancl profitable ancl that yo11 will return to renew your college associations
at the opening of the next college year.
\,Ve would not conclude this message without repeating the challenge that we
have often stressed in your hearing. The generation of which you will be ai
part will have a great neecl,-the need for a fearless nnral ancl spiritual leader
ship. Upon such leadership depends the uplift of the human race, the building
of a better Chr-istian social order. While yon may forget him who :holds the
challenge up before you, may you not forget the challenge!
"fo the 1,c•orld's broad field of battle, in the b·i·uouac of life,
Be 11ot li!?.e du,nb driven cattle, be a hero i11 the strife.''
Sincerely yours,
-: :-
Seven J Foreword
A clash of color, the touch of a smile
A bit of persevereness, once in a while
A lilting laughter, a burst of song
The hint of a te:.ir-drop-not for long.
A glint of lovelight, a grasp at dawn,
A broken half-sob, when love is gone.
A dream of youth, a vision gay,
A bond witl1 earth, and-feet of clay. 0 /4
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Eight M1in E:itranc3 William Henry Gray Hall
= ·=· Ni11c := ,v.\1m ""· SuLuv,\"
Dean and Professor of History and
Political Sc-ience c or of
gc Graduate of Kansas State Normal
School : A. n., University of Illinois;
_\_ J\'L, and Ph. D., ibid. ' Chicago; A.
W,,u.,,cE HowE LEE, Registrar
Professor of Latin and Greek
. _A. B., Williams College, A. iVI.,
ibid; D. D., Albany College; graduate
work at University of California. work at University Profrssor f ling/isl JI([ Literature
A. n., l·loston University; A .. M.,
Ph.D .. ibid. ~ /4, ~, _ ... -
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ELJZ,\TIETH ]RVJNE
Professor of Engl-ish and Literafnrc
:\. 13., l\foskingnm College: A. M.,
ibid: graduate work at 'niversity of
Chicago and Cniversity of California.
Run1 G. CAs1,:
Assistant Professor of E11glish
A. B., University of Oregon; grad
uate work, University of Or('gon.
:'· .., ,' Professor of Education and
Psychology
A. n., Christian College; A. M ..
l'niversity of Oreg-on: Ph. D.; ibid. I-L\RRY B. HART
Professor of Chemistry and Ph) 1sics
fl S .. Kansas State Teachers· Col
lege: :'IL S .. l'niversity of Iowa; Ph.
D .. ibid.
Ross L. TAYLOR
Assistant Professor of Englis-!t
A. B., University of Michigan; 1-\.
:i\if., ibid. ¼ M,
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LOREN G. BUTLER
Prof cssor of Mathematics DANIEL FREEMAN
Professor of Biology
.:\. B., Lniversity of Oregon: A. M.,
ibid; graduate w·ork at University of
Chicago, Graduate of Indiana State Normal
School: Ph. U., Earlham College; Ph.
:\-1.. University of Chicago; graduate
work at Cniversity of Chicago and
liniversity of Oregon.
\1V1LFRED C. BLE:\i\-lASTER
Director of Athletics and Professor of
Econom·ics and Sociology
_H~ S.. Grinnel College; graduate
w·irk at the University of Illinois and
University of Idaho.
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JusTIN A. MILLER
Dirrctor of Co11serrntory a11d Pro
fessor vf Pia110 a11d Pipe Orga11,
a11d Theory
;vr us. n., Simpson College Conserv
atory: pupil of F. E. Barrows, Everett
S. Oliver. Herbert :'-\. Harver, \ll.i. R.
Knupfer and Louis Victor Saar. RonrnT T. Burn
!11str11ctor of Violin and Voice
Pupil of leacliug masters of Amer
ica and Europe. including Becker,
Gordon. Yan Laar, i\tfarleatt, Pro
chowski. Ruzzi and :Mueller.
:M,w TRAVIS
Instructor of P.iauo
Student of Ward School of i\fosic. CONR.\DlNE FROi\l ~I
Secretary
A. D., Albany Colleg·e. }OllN REDt::NlCS
Superintendent of Grou11ds a.11d Direc
tor of Stude11t Emplo·y·meut
ALICE C. GRAHAM
Librnr-ia.n
Graduate Kansas State Teachers'
College.
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Fiftee,n ((Jhe T rusrees of Albany ColleBe
EXECCTIVE COi\L\IJTTEE
fR.\i'lh J. l\fli.LCR, Chnir111a11
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C1..,io-:'\rn \V. G11EENE r. (1.c.111::"!T lt:vrn1-: Jc1s1~Pl·l H. R.\LSTOi\'
c.,111.1-:To"i E. Sox
Pi::1:cv ,·\. Yul'NG
TRUSTEES
(L,\RE"iC!.:: W. G11EF.N 1::, Ex-Officio
Class of 19.'28
HoN. h.,NK J. M1urn
:\lie JOUN £. WHEELER
MRS. J.C. fa.LlOTT KING
i\fo. WJ1.,LJ,1,1 FORTMILI.ER
MR. J. H. R,\LSTOi'I
Mn. P. t\. Yot1r1c
?vfos. F.\NNJE 0. Rooo
i\JR. ]OSEPll r\. WILKINSON
Class of 1929
i\fo. J. C. lRVINE
REv. vv. H. Nt·crnT, D. D.
Mic E. B. W1U,L\MSON
REV. I-I. L. HOWi\f.,\N, D. D.
R1,v. D. A. THOMPSON, D. D.
]L'OGE J. W.: M.\LONEY
l\fo. WILI.Ir\i\-1 BJTTLE WELLS
REV. N. K. Tt:LLY
MR. C. E. Sox Class of 1930
iVlR. L. E. 1-l:\i\lII.TON
MH. FLETCHER LINN
i\fo. W. C. H,\RDINc;
i\•fo. D. A. P.\TTl'I.LO
i'vfo. S. \~'-L\WRENCE
t"1R. E1uc H.\l'SER
:\fo. T. T. SHELL
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Sixteen Albany
Portlall(l
Portland
Albany
Alban_,,
Albany
Portland
Aorth PelLd
Lebanon
Portland
Albany
Portland
Portland
Pc11dleto11
Portland
Salem
Albany
Alba.ny
Portland
Roseburg
Portla.11d
Portland
Portland
vVallo·wa r SenioPs
MOTT01 Live Pu,e. Spt;al: T,ue. Right Wrong,
SrotT1ltcn :
Eighte<'n :, : LOL'IS CllRHAMMER, Presidc11t
ALBANY
Entered '23
Footbn.ll. I, 2, 3, ,t; Baseball ,1. 2,
3 ,I• Jlaskclhall, 2, 3, •I: 011re~·a ~elf:
• ; 3 1• Excc1ttlvc Council. 3, ' •
t-c~is,,'re'/ Assoc la led Stuclen ts, 3.
LESTON F,\TE
CANYONVILLE
Entered '2.f VICTOR f\RUNDE.L
ROSEBURG
Basketball, 1, 3, ,f: Baseball:
1 ,1• Tennl~. 2. 3: Football, 4, y .,.,1 C \ Cabinet, 2; Athletic
Co .. ,n'cii'_ '2: Tennis Ma.nagct·, 2:
Science Club, 2: Alpha Lno.iftt d 1 ~ 3, Sigma. Tau e
3 ~ o,'n;i;a • Zeta., ·I; Executive
Council, 4. En tere<l '2,J
Orange Peal. l. 2, 3, ·I: Dele
gate to Asilomar Y. M. C. ~
Convenion, 1: Eunclinn L,t.
Society, 1, 2, 3; Trndltlons
Committee, ,f: Glee Club, •I; Y.
i\L c. A. Cabinet, 2.
ALEDA TEN HAAF
PORTLAND
Entered '24 Guy CAMPBELL
~anyonvlHc
Entered '24 RETA RowLf:Y
SWEET HOME
Entel'ed '24 Debate 2. 3; Tennis, 2. 3:
Alpha Gamma. 2, 3, 4 ;EEun
ltian LiL, 2, 3; Play •I; •xe
c11tive Council, 3. Football. 1, 2, 4: Bru,ke~
b II l 2 3 4 • Baseball, 1. 2,
3 a ',1:' O,·a.toi-y, 3; , Alph~
r~ambda, 1. 2: Omega Zeta.. -1.
College Glee Club, 3, 4. •\lphn La.mbda, 1, 2, 3, 4:
Y -w Cabinet. 3; Debate 2,
3: Delegate lo Sen beck, 3:
'.\fay Queen, •l.
F,wETTE Jor-rnsoN
.'\VALLO\VA
Entered '24 G~;/:m Com
ALBANY
nool, Basketball. 1; i' Mbcf~
A. Cabinet, 2: Alph; at1~afC
Lit., 1, 2~ 3.: Orn3n_g,b~s Prest~ a ana Editor, • 11 3-
d' t 3• Executive Coun.c.. • en , • 1• 3 · Pirate Student T1·eas11re • ' M naKnig·hts, 3, 4; May Day a
ge1·, ·I. . Entered ';3 . Deba.le, Ennet,an Lit., 1, ~._s, t
1 2·
2• y M. c. A. Cabrnc , • •
Lice .. Ser"lce Group, 3, 4: ~nnt
2• Glee Club, 1: 01·chest1 a. , 0 3 ,1• Pirate Knights, 3i 4:
j.~s:ecutivc Council, 2. 4: V,c~
p;•esld~ Class, 4; Vice-Presi
dent ,\sltoclatcd Sudents, 2
and President, 4.
:, HOXS£\' BORDEN
WOODSTOCK, VA.
• Entered '24 b ll l 2 Lit l 2 3 • Bas,e a , • Eunetian . ·• • ho.ii 1. oi·nnge
3, 4; Frosh l3ask?tFootbail. 1. 2, 3. Peal Staff, 1, 3 • . ~ • 2 •i. Baseball
4: Class TrcaS)!1 ~~ Tau' Delta, 3:
~Innas-ei;:_t2; /•iir-ate !(nights, 3, 1: Omega= a.. • . 4,· y M C. A.
Executive Cv~"!.1:;1
1:csidcnt As.sociatCabinet, ·I; •c~
~d St11den ts, 4.
: : :
Nine!eeti : Senio~ Write Up
FOllr long years ago our class had its humble beginning with about forty-five
ignorant bllt happy young ideas. Surging on while others failed by the wayside,
the following survivors proclaim to the world a Justy health and a determination
to go out and make good. Let us begin with the Class President:
LOCIS lHRHAMMER
He's acql/ired ellough lal/rels to stock a big: parI?;
In At!lletics he's played, so they had to rell/aFI,.,
That for e'uery opponellt it loolted pretty darl".
Alld he's still jl/st the sallie good old lad.
But not ollly ·ill 'i.Mr ·is his guerdon success,
fVe cOl/ld nalll,e other call quests, but those \,ou cau Cluess
. "',When he as!?s her the question she'll dOllbtless sa,' "Yes"
If she doesn't, she'll 'i.('ish thaI she had! .
GLENN COlE
111 losing Mr. Coie
We lose a helping friel/d
What thol/gh the day be de'i.,'e,I,
He'll pll/g on to the end. .
Remember his debatin CT
'" A I/d presidential sl(ills?
Old boy, )'0/1. leaue us 'i.mitiltg
To see )'on limite the hills t
GUY CAMPl3ELL
He's listed from a district southern
He loolts aile way alid throws the otheJ,)n
"He /'0 I' I
a .I' em}J'I·n I U~ game and toIles
Th.e hard-Imoelts and the jolts alld aches
With SItch a Ilaive "-'isaglJ that
The~, dOI~ t Imow What's bClleath his hat
UIlItt their well planlled moves fall flat
A lid Campbell. proves the aC'}'o!Jat.
~~: : -:. = :>~' Twenty LESTON FATE-F:\T:\LlSM
There is scarce a hasketeer sure as Fate
[.vhen the cr07.c'd begins to cheer sure it's Fate
Hr'lI be alit of school next year
:·[nd there's naught ean interfere
With a brilliant, big career
'Calise it's Fate,
FAYETTE JOHNSON
Alld uow we C01l/,e to Fayelle J,
W hose record uearl)' shows stra'ight "A"
Aud though this mealls fOllr years of gr-ind
Il1vest-igate and .\'011 will find
I-Ie edited the "Orange Rilld"
And Iwpt his sanit:)' of mind.
While putting 111ay Doyon 'with a style
That o'/f.ght to hold th('m quite a while.
RETA ROWLEY
A smiling, cheerful little Miss
A helpful lab assistall!
As free as truth fro'll1 artifice,
In all her 'Worl? persistellt,
Our blessings 'rest '111'011 :\'01/., friend,
As out in life )'011. start.:
A bellediction we extelld )'our s~11n!,athetic heart.
HOXSEY BORDEN
H. Borden's l1a'l1I·e we faill would gi'i.Je
The iV!nrvel of the school,
We feel our SOil will do his (her) best . . ..
To brush aside the rule d·isqualifying college 1/1.en tron;, useful busllIess /tte
Alld lise his mOlletary skill in carillg for a~budget.
1\ a ma,n has beeu so faithful-quite,
A t football, floor, 01' /-raelt,
Kid Borden tunlCd o'/tt eve'ry night:
Of urit he has no laell.
.. Clot 11is n'ait t·['O'1-[7. Borden's milll and '. crea'm. "T'''' IS rU1Jl.01'· ed tllat I'/e ~ . ,.,.
If tli-is be so we advocate the sa'me for all the t<?a11f..
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A LEDA TEI:\ HAAF
fllhcn ,,•e bid a fond adiru to frirnd , lleda, social fu11ctio11 arou.11d !lie school m'/1 score a loss,
And «•e ca111101 figure ,i•htrc t/1cy"l! /i11d a leader -;_c1ho will JJ1easure up iJ, p1111-i11g things across.
Ne.rt Scptembe1' she'll be Olf.t m11ong the teachers.
There's a bunch of hds ,tre /?lliJ)' quite a bit;
For whate'er her field of 1-ife, we'/i bet !hr bleachNs
Will acclaim this prclfy Miss as quite a hit.
VICTOR ARUNDEL
Was Sha.flespeare far 111istahen
Whrn saying, ( Or did Ba,:011)
" 'Tis Vic, I own,
"f,J/hose worth's unk110,,m
"A/thong!, his height be tailer.?"
( Eo1ToR's Norr:s-Shakespearc's Sonnet No. 116.)
We claim to be only normal people for while we have no Angels in our group
no crooks may be found either, while no Jewels gleam among our personnel we
are free from any Greene element and as to brinirino· home the .Bacon-we have ,~ :, hopes despite the c.lai111s of othe1' classe~. If we cannot boast that any one of us
is a Plum neither can you accuse us of harhoring a prune in our midst. Taken
all in all, Fate is with us and we have one member who out-longs Long.
5-€;
Twenty-two : : ~ 14, "' -· ,... ' ~ .
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Prophesy' of Senio, Fates
('With " C)tle F<,..te in Particular)
Dear f\nnual Editor:
I am a mind reader. . I eration when a little boy
-11 et' c of a snro·1c.a op . \.\'hen coming ont from ~n ane::-~ I nurses ab~ut me. Long! practice, fastrng
I found I could read the mmds o~ t,1e acit -until today it 'is perfect. I l~lOw a11(
1 mccliLation have perfected this ~apl:-oyf 111" B)' <>Teat mental effort 1 can ' • Jleo·e th111 ,,, '-· :::, ] f r exactly what everybody m co . ,.., . h.uman eve can see ancl behold rew~rc o l)eer into the vistas of the fut111 e fat! as ct1s1)ect~d this unearthly talent in mell.
• II No one 1as ., • . • I . To te ever)' student in co ege. . tl1e effects of its \<hvu gence.
Su rel , I was not so ( n as een social suicide. l 'O co e:::, I II to fa1 I to· see N II o·e pro-
some 'or my myst;c penetrnfon w;•;ld ,:'.~;~,!own ·,hat eve,y rnu;ng thought ~'.' fessor could have sat before me i 1c_ t' clcl novelt)' to the end .of the ye~r c 11s I • to me as a movie. . . . ,·11 not reveal my t en i • . • l-Ioweve1. o a ·c1 t t)' as p am • . bl' tion prov1d111g you \\ I
material goes mto you1 pu ,ca . I . . because his career is so tan-
• I )roblem to t le seet • I see H. Borden presents a specia_ I . . ·I to the pinnacle of success.
• I f • he fmally st, ugg es I iVI • Borden o·led and circuitous )C ?' e . . . • its flower covered pore l ~. .
: luxurious bungalow m V1rg1111a and o11nero·e into the laughing sunlight w1lth
< • I 11 e)>ecl woman e1 :::, t dino-on t 1e and a cmly-ha1rec' ) ue- t'o·hl'I)' into the mammoth cars an ::. U f •• et)' 1fr. Borden leaps I:::. f I f tball o-ame between the . care ree ga1 • • , , It is the day o t 1e oo < :::.' • ·1 tio-ers
d,.;veway and ;, wlnsked aw,,\ I f Id Hoxsey's men ..-e batth'.,g h" J ..
of Va. and New York State •. )n t 1e ie thev capture the last pomt to ma (e a
-I the crowd rises ,vith a mighty roar as I ;lders of his gigaJ1tic men to the
a'.1<_ • ' little fellow is borne on the slot .· , o-reatest Coach. He waves
voctoo). A r I I It is King Bo eden' A mencas , back flushed with middle of the "<. • • what he ;s, as sho waves ' ' I see
to the little woman who made l:1111 . 1' football fans. The picture fades. f
• I ob of trenz1ec ' • A 01roup o p•·ide, from amulst t" m f f Id in the eacly smnme,·-tnue. , ff t
now a dry and dnsty ex~l~i:e c~nn;:y enviconment with an int•g,~;•::a~n ~~;
bea,,t;fol bmldmgs gcace f the fut<n·e. Heeds of ,·eel and blae< cab the home
It is li>e se!Help college _o buHding which l know to e . . ~ n f t·1 valle)', Approachmg a stately . I see the young couple s1ttm,, o er I e H -er-Uhrhamme1. of Mr. and Mrs. Ten . a
: ~ : : :
Twcat_v-three the long-veranda. Mrs. l:hrhammer is writing. She looks up smiling and pro
ct:eds to explain the oasis in this Willamette ''desert." It seems that she had de
cided to transform her hw;bancl's ranch· into a sel (-help college run strictly ac
cording to her own idea's. Hundreds of students flocked to the institution until
the influence oO its fame and of her books 011 ·•· How to Run a College" and
"\>\'hat's ·wrong With American Colleg-es"had caused llllndreds of similar in
stiwtions to spring up all over the counlry, r<.>vol11tionizing its echicational ~ys
tem almost over night. The young pair seem to be exuberantly happy. Fayette
Johnson, professor of Education and :\fathematics M the college strolls up with
a hearty laugh. He is a man of great learning and a studi01is face. His fore
head is very. very high and he wears glasses which accentuate bis pedagogical
f\n<l Vic? 0 yes I\" 1· • 1· · I ( · · · 1,.·11 . . . • , " ives Ill a 1tt e not so httle either) ishanty m the 1,1 s
paintmg pictures occasionally. Art critics who have seen them say that he must be a nut.
: :■ : . : Senior-La§t Will and T eitament
~
"You folks have hung arouucl here long enoug-lt. ToJHorrow you march up
the gangplank for a big" splash... Jt \s the voice oP lhc Old -School. We kilOW
we can expect 110 mercy and seek' none. Out!>iclc we can hear the Sea of Life
Gnashing itself into white fo,im in anticipation of uur arrival i11 its icy clutcl1es.
"Do you have any messnge to iss,1e, or any worldly goods to bestow upon
Lhose left behind?" comes the question. In view of om soon departure w<.' hast
ily but thoughtfully provide the following beneficences and properties:
To our friends on the faculty our sincere thanks for making our grades as
high as conscience could permit.
To foture generations of classes yet unborn, we bestow the following rig-hl·s:
l. The right to expect a brick veneer on Woodward Hall in the near future.
2. The right to wonder how we ever stood (he old building.
3. The right to set aside the venerated Doug·tas H.all as an edtfice of his~
torical interest.
To Barbara Andrew, a future life dwelling ii1 bliss among the Angells .
To lvlary Edgar, a job in the l:fakery, since she perhaps needs the dough and
it will allow her to be near her work,
To the Frosh class, the right to use the far-famed Senior Rench erected by the
class of '27.
To the Junior class the right to prochrce some one with as great ;t roysil p~we1•
as Glenn Coie, as great a reticence as Leston Fate, who can equal the gr~at. teets
of Vic Arundel, as kindly a potentate as Queen Reta, as great a contort10n1st as
Guy Campbell, etc. _
To Sylvia Case, Dad Freeman's capacity Jor nil-clay-suckers.
To G·illet, a. good razor-strap every day.
To J. e, Henrikson the raucous, blatant voice of Glenn Coie an<I his job as
student Moderator. . . . 1 Louis Uhrhammer bestows on Ted Plum his unlimited library pnv1lege,:; an<
freedoi.n. f I · f I · e To Gilbert Shearer, we all heartily bequeath a ~9 year ranc 11s0 or exc us1v
rights for a bus line between Albany aml O_regon City. . _
For the coming year a brand-new man 1s tendered _to Lois Hall.
Aleda Ten Haaf to Grace Chally a sudden inter~st 111 the boys. . .
To \i\l alter Dennis, the world's cha111pion )ol,'lg-chstance preacher and cai -ti ad-
T·went.y-fi.ve f ·1 ot· o·~rao·es and an air1)la11e as part of his preaching· equipment. er our 1111 es ::." , .-, -' ' '
'To Gyron Travis, the Gishop of Le.bano11, Bruce Co_ie. the ~ishop of Talbot,
Avery Oliver, the Hishoi> of Swec!"l10111e and' Walt r)~11111:-the ?ishop of Blachly,
the right lo hold annual C()llWnticlcs in the old build, ng and issue decrees for
thei1' respective dioceses .
.-\lecla Ten Tfaaf to Gwen nacon, her ability to kicl the faculty and get away
with it.
Vic :\rundel to :\urelia Estell:i Van Kolken, the Dutchess, a half a do1.en
pairs of old shoes.
To Dorothy Jewell .i little barb<:!r-sh0p next to the campus store where she
may live hnppily ever after as the official Shearer and can give all the little shav
er~ the advant;1ge of a higher education.
For Miss Graham, .the Se11i0r cltt'IS i,; willing-to go into debt for a; book en
titled .. Finger Talking Mack Plain for Everyone·· so that by its use all noise iu
the library can be eliminated.
To Glenn Julian, a job in t·he Secrfl Service.
To Lynn Stewart, Leston leaves his way with the ladies.
Ale<la is not thru, she still has gifts to be:.tow. 'fo lola Yokum her .heartfelt
wishes for a brilliant success in college :-111(1 her ways with the men.
Hoxsey Dor<lcn, his petty larceny to anybody who will prove worthy of the
charge.
Re/a M. Rowley to .Henry Kauppi her <:buckling laugh.
Leston alsQ to Joe Angell enough money to pay the five bucks he owes the
City 0£ -'.\lbany with enough over tQ refund the former five siinoleons advanced
for that purpose.
fayett~ Johnson to John Red~nius, a job in the employment bureau of the old
Soldier's Home. ·
To 13ill Hulet, eternity with nothing else to do but listen to a non-stoppable
phonograph playin~· ''The Va.r!-iity Prag" while Ralph Thomson is treated to a
player piano rendition of •<By the Light of the Stars" 1n perpetuity.
To Wallace, the graceful lineament<; and robust health of Mr. Uhrharnmer's nasal equipment. '
\Nhen the Albany College RaJ1ch becomes. officially known as "The Cow Col
lege" Barbara and 1\nnette will have a special herd of cows so that their daHy quart will be assured.
. Having-thus bestowed om last vestiges of worldly wealth and prestige we re.a
Sign ()t1rselves with a clear <:Qnsdence to the natural processes of ostracism.
THE SENIOR CLASS.
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nrwc1c !\NDEllSON COile
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arr factor~~ anyw.'\.~·. he 1,nows inost of t~,e
wol'Cls in it. He is going to tench som<>b0II)'
something· son,e day-mayll<'. .J'n~t nt p1·e$c11t
b,•in,:,: taught k<:-'-'P~ him r>1·ctl)' lln,sy, <'LAS~ P l{J,;i';TJ)EN'l'.
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On('-of the gi1·1ia we .-~.all)' could tPII o. lot
about. but. ""e will i;h·c ht:i· nnothcr chance.
l)LJVJ::f{ CIJlLOERS
·wouldn't know bn~in-ros if lw. had. IL o.ni't
there ls no datl!:'01· ol' his contract,nr: ,t, how
ove1· ho i:,; alwn.:vs (1-,pen,Jable and alwnyii will
ing. ls destined to make. i;ood.. ,
DoRo-rH Y Brmvr. JEw1,L
She does o. lot or things well 11nd shine~ ospcc
io.lly jn hlsto1·Y. She is orton sr~n occi.1p) in~ .. the
front scat or ~i "lo.rge" co.1· with, ;,11 "Shoarcr.
CL,\RE V10LA DouGHtRTY.
Chi.re's chle f charnctcristlc Is her unen<ll.ns-
1 l She llSTCCS with 'McDougal thnl tho Ill· S't !!'~te.of •.plnv is 0;,e or u1c r11ndamental P>•incl
s 1~~ 11p0,1 w·hich educntlon 111 based. LIJ,cs to
~id~ "disc~" if Y'-'11 ),now wl~nt we mean.
D,\l,E PERRY
oi·e Dale hus llllckered hl11 way into the
• O!'ce s'rct1on • lm!)lilsive, a trifle 1·attlehended.
~~i~t~-~ svcnl<s. o·n th~ spur ot . the _moment.
\Voutdn"t be J)l'csldcnt o( the United States on
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1·went~•·SC11C'II -·we wo11Jd rather 11ot bei,in to enunHii-atc all
of h<'I· i::·nod <iualiti<'s bPcu.use space or lack otn
w<,uld not J,c•,•mit us to do her Justice, nuLQ lil,<'s ft·(>~hlnen.
Roni::1n-Ew.,r--r JEwi:;r.1.
lfo is one or th"' nation's g·l'entest rne11. The
fact U,nt he is editor has not spoiled hlm. Isa
h1tl>itunl fussc,·. n.lways can be relied on lb do
th,u twice a. yc,a.1-. 'l'nl,es off his ha~ when ht speal;s to hilllS<>lf.
LEON., ANNETTE AococK
Annette is !l steady and sensible girl. Ber
ubility is attested b)• the wo1·k she hns donr. \Vrite·s 1>octry nncl likes Vic.
]01-rn ANDERSOl\' Cox
There's n lot to .John for he, is a big ~)'
a.rollnd the colleg<.', He and Conch Bleamaster
Ptlt out a good football team. Can't see the value of intelligence tests.
ELLEN E. B,\ KER
A loyal friend. an enmest worker nnd a will·
ing· helr,ei·. i\iakes friends ensilv. (She made
one in her Frn:shman yeru· which· she .continues lo kcl!p.)
KARL TH,\CI·IER HUSTON
"Master .\{ind.'' Draw.s hi;.h gi·ades be,;auoe
\<\ i11 <Smart. H<? !s oue of ou1· csthnable "Ath
letei;." He disp,Jays his "Anollo-like" physique on the basketball floor.
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• I • i· l worker and nn interesting 'J',snu 1s a "': < , "hello" if he thought he C.-i,•nd ,-vouldn t say
would. s.cnr~ you in uny ,vay.
GRov1~R CLr.vi;:1,.,No Jvim,crn .
• makes hi~ mark with-Quiet :rnd stu<l,otus. heA11other fellow who was I •t'sin• the net. out ac vlet 't1 "e wiles or nH;i.trhnony. snar~cl >Y 1
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EKSTRAND ANGELL
In the latt~r part of Septembe~, 1927, about half of the previous year's
Freshman class came bal5k to Albany College--This time as Sophomores. \•\ihat
we );;eked i,i numbers wf! made i1p in ~H and enthusiasm. To begin with, we
held a little i>.arty at ·the'91o_v Scout Cabin 011 the Penniewinkle Creek. At this
time we elected our otficers for the year.· The followjng were elected: Presi
dent. Harry L-Ia1·vie; vic~7president, Marjorie Coggins: secretary and treasurer,
Evelyn \,Vhitc. At a latet: date Ellis Sox was elect('d class editor.
The Sophomore Class was represented in all forms of athletics. in forensics,
in 1m1sical organizations and in the holding of stttdent offices. One of our mm1-
ber, Han:y Harvie, is treasurer of the Associated Students.
Dt1ri11g the month of Jammry the first annual Bag-rush and Tug-o-\.Var were
held between the Sopl't~orcs and the Freshmen. lt was natu_ral that we shonlcl
take both events-and we <lid. The Tng-o-\?\1ar was taken with great ease, but
the Frosh fought hard in the Bag-rnsh.
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KISSLING SHELBY EDGAR THOMSON
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Th-irt3•-three Freshmen
.. YI • I (Ye wilh a bountiful supply of eag« September, 1927, found .-\!b,llly Lo! cl,., b it were denied the customa~· o·anized themsc ves, 1 f rm
F '"'"'""· They soo" o, ,, . •. ' a ter the •han was Wed' and a Ing o "" ,
scrimmno·e ,vith the Sopllomo, e~. _,, \.. tl1e Sot)homores managed to dmg,
, I II ·ampns ,. s . fi'f I 1mg nosh was stag.cl o" t '~ o , ,'' '; II fa; I to ;ncln de the battle m the o . " the wily Frosh tl1ru the ,_n,re, ,, e I\ .
"'°'"'· .. 'clent. Ruth Lawre1~ I w·11· 1 Shearer, p1 es1 ' The results of the election mace , , ian\,\~·11· I·Ittlet treasurer; Jose liar• GI • t' ry • , 1 1a111 , vice-president; 1\-fildred an,n, sec1 ea. . .
• • i\far)' F.dgar. editor. ;nas, se<g,ant-at-anns, l • • . . _ , M C. A. "'d iii
• • • s cial act1 v1t1es, the \ . I . I J .•\ fter two weeks of exclusion h om •• o • • . t. Th is was fol O.\Vlu
• ff 'ti the annual iecep ,011. t y W C A. staned the season o w, l ' . I The pany was • • • • • I I lei in the ()Tave-ya1 c. by the Freshman party wh1c l was le. ;:. . ·t f the committee.
er l!O' Oil the J)c\l 0 broken np dne_ to the clever maneuv , b f ·e inter·
' • l o 1:rse o mo1 ~ • ! t f ·o-otten Ill t ie c t , <l 'b1 The initiation was a formality a mos 01 b
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::i l s )homonc cus · borrs brrt as a whole, they rnse above I ,e 'OJ . • ffl
' • othe, than engag"'•' The ,emah1dec Of the yea, was uneven_tfol S~CJal\y; spent ;,. pum,;,,g '" the usual student body activities. Adcht1onal time \\ as
mystic charm ·to knowledge.
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iated Students' was held and the new officers began their work. Those elected
were: Glenn Coie, president; Hoxsey Borden, vice president;. Marjorie Mason,
secretary.
At an early meeting il was decided that the sailor's cap be-the official rooters
cap. In December the Associated Students purchased a clock for w·oodward
Hall. In February it was voted that each st11dent be assessed $1.50 for the pur
pose of Ulaking a concrete tennis court. Paul Greene was elected treasurer of
the tennis fund.
A fine spirit of cooperation between officers and members and a willingness
to support college ;ictivities have resulted in a very successful year for the Assoc
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VICTOR .\Rl'NDEI.
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HENRY K.-\t;ppJ
1-[oXSEY BORDEN'
LOIS 1-l:\LL Editor-in-chief
Associatr Editor
Art Editor
Hum.or
Log Editor
Snapshot Editor
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Sales MaH,1gcr
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Treasurer OFFICERS
MEMBERS
Class of 1928 BROWNIE BANC[l(T
EW,\RT J£Wl::L:.
(L\RE Doucr·TERn·
H.-\RR\' Fl.\HVIE
1-Iox:;EY BtJTWEN
IB1ww;,.:rn B,,Nl;rmT LOLITS CHRH.-\M.M!:'.R
• LESTON F ,\TE
BRUCE (OIE
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Dt:,\N POWELL Class of .1929
CL,\RE Dot·c1-1 t::RTY
Class of 1930
Class of 1931
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I'ACULTY
DR. H:\RT Ew.-\RT JEWELL
GILBERT SHEARER
DR. B . .\KER
Leston Fate was elected by the Senior Class to take Browie Ban
gert's place on the council when he left school. Leston Fate was
later elected by the council to fill ont Brownie Bang-e_rt's term of
Presiclen t. I.
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c)\1ay CDay 19 27
At the 16th annual ?\fay Dav exercises at A\bany College. 'Mil
dred Coie was crowned Queen }.,[iklrecl II. It was the first corona
tion to be held on the new campus. The throne was set against the
north cnc1 of the building which macle a fitting background for the
exercises. Homage was paid to the Qneen by her subjects in 1fosic,
Song anc1 Dance. "Quality, Street"
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On the nigh~ of l\ifa)' ?l ·\JI C R· ,, -• r lany ol]Po-e !)r t t l . '-<Llllesemn I heatre Th -::, esen ec t 1e1r annual play at the St. . .. • ey presented J. ?v[ B .. • .. f . 1 cet, coached by Mrs C f • • ai 11c s our act comedy "Oual1ty ·t . • • ase o the E1wlish D . .~ 1 a complete success wo ti "" epai trnent. All w•ho saw 1t voted
• I iy to represent Albany College. Cast ef Characters
Miss Phoebe Throssel .............................. ·-·-·--·----------·· .. JE.\N B.'\KER
Val/'llti11e 13 ro·,c·11 ...................................................................... TED Pu· i\I
Miss S11sa11 Throsscl ...... --•------··--··-··-·--------··-·----·--f\LED.-\ TE/\: H.\.\F
Miss /-le11rietta T11rnbnll ......................................... Jt·u.-\ rvicAlll.EY
Miss TFillonghby ................. ........ : ................................. ELLr::N BAKER
Miss Fa1111.\' Willonghby ............................................ MARIANNE SPEER
Rccr11iti11g Scrgea11t _____ -·······-··-·-·········-•··--··---·-·-···G1 LllERT S1·1 EA RER
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Georgy .................................................................................. 1\1.-\RY EoG.\R
Miss Bc11eridgc ............................................................ DOROTHY JEWELT.
Isabella ······--·-·--·······-·-·---·-·····------····-----------------·-·CLARE Do UGI-I El<.TY
Arthur H'clleslcy Tomson .................. : ......................... JAMES EDSTROM
Williain Smith ................................ -..................................... MARY EDGAR
Char/at I c Parral t --·--··--· ···-·--·-·-··------------·-----------···--i\'I.-\ RVEL L,\RSON
E11sign Blades ................................................................ DESMOND \Vooo
Harrie I ·----···---·-----··----·-----····-:--.-·--------·-·------· _______ -·------E \'LYN C~E Mo
Spicer .................................................................... ____________ DEE S11vlPSON
A 11. Old S oldicr .............................................. _ ................. HARRY HAR\" rn
A Gallant ................... -........................ ·•··--------·········· ...... I-I EN Ry K., u J;'PI
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The Albany Colleo·e Orel t I'
. ·I,. I . b ies ra_. c irected by Professor l\iiiller resumed (Jracticc
e,11) Ill tie year with a vigor which cha1·acte1··1zes ,·\. Tl C ,ictivi-ties . • ic orch~st.ra was fortunate i11 r<::ta111111~t fron1 and al I ~ last _vear most of its members
~ ' so ac m1tt111g several new members. S . . . . . . . ,
ror worthwhile pe t· 0 tai it has lived up to its reputation r onnance.
Une of the pleasino· events of th
the Virst Prcsbvte .· bc·1 I. " e con1111ence111cnt season was the concert in
• , I ian • n1rc 1. J he o·oocl ·1tt 1 I . . showed cordial a J . • , "' ' enc ance, anc enthus1ast1c response
' . '_I p1 ec1at1on on the part of the public.
Much credit 1s clue. to Profe- . J . . . , _ . .
his time spent in 1 ... 1 ssoi USlin :-\. :'.rtller for his untiring efforts and ma ,111g t 1e , rchestra . . . schools. • . • ' come up to a standard 111a111ta111ecl 111 larger
. The hearty cooperation of l'rofcssor
He has been williiw to 1 . 1 . Blair is appreciated by the orche~tra.
vi I' . h Pay 111 pu Jltci performances and has encouraged his o Ill pupils to contribute their services.
The orchestra stands reach, t 1 . .
finer Albany Colleo·e • • • 0 c O its part 111 helping- to create a larger anti
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The officers for the year are:
President
Manager •• ························--············ •··················LJ'IIII Strwart
Librarian ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ·····························Gerald Steele
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' Glee Club
For the first time in several years Albany College has hacl a well organized
Glee Club to represent il. At the call of Dr. Lee a.nd Professor l\ililler about 25
students responclecl and went at the the task of organizing a musical organization.
The first result of their work was seen in the recital that they gave at the First
Methodist Church in the winter term. Then in the spring term a need for :;tu
clent representation i1,1 some of the hi,g-h sch0ols ancl churches of the state was seen
and first a\ men"s quartet was sent from the organization into Eastern Oregon,
Later in the season the entire Glee Club rnacle three trips to l)orttancl, holding two
services in chmches on the first two occasions anc\ one on the latter. On all three
times the organization has bce11 assisted by the boys quartet and the girls sex:!"et.
Wtth most of the members returning- another year we ecrn expect an eadier start
an:d a greater interest in the organization during the year 1928 and 1929.
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President ________________________ ----------------------------- _________ .. __ D orot h_v J c'i.ecl I
Vice President -------------,--------- ------------------------------1/Vynafrcd Cas/011
Secretary ------------------------------------------------ .. ___ . __________ Marjorie Coggins
Treasurer --------------------------------- __________________________ .4. nrclia Va11. K ol!tcn
Finance ----------------------------- _______________________________________ C /arc Dougherty
Program ________________________________________________________________________ Mildred F11ge
The Y. W. C. A. has had a ver_v active year not only in the regular meetings
held each week, but also in some outside activities. i\iiost interesting programs
have been prepared for each meeting thus assming good attendance and partici
pation in the discussion_
Cancly, pie and pop-corn sales were given at frequent interval~, to secure
money to finish paying· for the furniture in the Girls' Rest Room_ The annual
Oriental Sale was a big event on the calendar--the tea room adcling both in a
socia'I ancl a financial way. Delegates were sent to several conferences which
always adds to the spirit and enthusiasm of the group.
Our next goal is the Seabecl~ fund for we are hoping to send several girls
this year.
We owe a great measure of ottr success to tvliss Jewell, who has ·been our
leader and guide throughout all these undertakings_
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,-\ftcr cooperati1w with the o-i ·r b. . . . -
t-ri,w the new ·t d ,'"'.. . 0 1 s I anch of the Christian Association in 11sh
s·iq,"'to ti . s 11 e1f1b into the college halls. we participated in the work neces-" • ie success o the colleo·e 's f ""t -. I . .
iatio11 [{, , f f "' • 11~ socia eve:;nt of the vear-the JO!llt Assoc-ecep ion or the new stmle it 11 . -.· . • . . •..
year, be it noted th· t t , 1 s. 11 1 emai king the social act1v1t1es of the • a 11 0 notably success f l ·• t ... · rnot1vated by o1tr e iit .. • . . . • LI s ag parties were )Jlannecl and
(_ . , e1 pi is1ng chairman, of social functions
lur lllfiuence has been notable thi ' . . • • .
and for11111 meetiiws I t 1 . ' _ s ) eai, not merely 111 our regular clevot1onal
- :::, JU a so lll the tact that I I . . .. all ot the 111cn st1tclent. ti . ' we •1ave )een 1nstru111e11tal 111 gw:ng • s ie opportun1tv to I • · l po111ts. r n this w·i" •Jr •. · -1ea1 strong speakers from onts1c e
• • 'J•' ov1s1011 has been mad, f -I . . v1ewpo111ts and intere,t ,1 . 1 ' e 01 t 1e presentation of broadeP111g
I _. . ·-s " llc 1 should be beneficial to all. n cons1derat1on of the fa ·t ti .
from offices of res!) •b·i· '~ iat an appreciable number of our fellow., come •. • ons1 I ity Ill the cla s I J . ~ . . . . the tields of athletic a I f _ . ~-es anc t 1e r\. C. S. Assoc1at1011 and trom . . 'nc 01ens1c acti,,f 1 . . gi oup of men who COllllJ . . . 1 _ ies, we )elieve that the represcntat:vc . ose ou, oro·aiHzat • . 1 . . . ance which the y :.VI C ·\ . ~ 1011 15 P1 op 1et1c of the mcreasecl import·
• • • • • r • will e111oy a I , · 1 • . • 'nc w,11c 1 1s even now worthy of not1ce. -
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The followers of Demosthenes and Cicero have been unusually ac~ive _this
l"car First there was the Old Line Oratorical Contest at Eugene whe1 e ~~1•1_0I n
• ' • ' • -·\ . te tion of the home ' as 1e Travis cleliverecl his oration, pleading tor t 1e 1 e 11
Foundation of Democracy." ::, a
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Then of especial interest to Albany College was the annual I eace '1 .· • .
, • 1 \ ll ( -II ·e vas host to irepresentat1ves tempore Speakin°· Contests for wh1c 1 c )any ~o eg ' • . P
• 0 £. • f tl e 13th oF Apnl, the eace ironx nine Oreo-on col\eo-es. On the a te1110011 o 1 . . 0
"' t· . ·\\ban)' Helen·s oration, Contest was held, with Helen ( lglesbee represen mg · · •
"The Guerclon of Peace," was aclclressecl especially to women.
• \ • " he challe1ig-ecl, "with "Clear-eyed straio·ht-thinkin°· womc~n ol J-menca, s ~,
' "' • ~ 1 -• , 1 ,0 • economic inclepenclence. are your college degrees, your poltt1ca it ee< om, ) u 1 . .
--· • • • • tl . D ·I· l\o·es? \Viii you not vou not more purposeful than yom s1ste1 ot 1e a1 '-· ::, . .
• • • 1 . . . . f . ,hich the rnecl1evaltst only weave the Design of h:ace mto t 1e tapes ti y o '' . . .
• • I b ·l l • • f the laclye ta ire which clreamecl? Let not your g-1{t to mankmc , e t 1c co 01s o . ..
were carried into the battl~ field. Let yours be the g-uerdon ot peace.
• •• • ~· • k \lb • · t •• t 1·11 the Extem1)ore Spe,1k- That evenmg, 1
\1\! tlharn htzpatnc , .· any s en 1,111 • ·
• k ·I N ') • 1 ·etiretl to a class-room to mg Contest drew the scaled envelope mar ·cc. I o . .;.., <lllC 1 .
• • • • b • f ti • v·ousl)' announced marn np 1t open and discover upon which su -topic o 1e p1 e 1 ' . . _
topic, "The Influence of the Press," he must speak, with lout an hours tune foi
preparation. "Bill" certainly )did not waste any of that hour for his_ speed~ on
the Influence of the Lindberg Publicity was ably constructecl and cleltverccl 111 a
manner which held the attention of the· audience.
After the Extempore Speaking Contest, there was
Hall for the visiting contestants and faculty members.
:•
F ort_,•-n-inc a supper at \,Vooclwarcl
:Miniature orators, clone in pe11 and ink by Victor Arundel served as pbcc ca rel,:; }VI -F I E -_ , . _ ' ·, ' ' ·-• 1 1 • 'rec '· Callister ot ,\lban) acted as toastmaqte1 and called upon the clcbate co" I , f . - «c 1es ro111 the Ui •
vers1ly of Oregon, Oregon State College, \Villa111ctte Universit, 1 O ll·
,1 S ) anc reo-011 .,orinal cl1ool at Mo11mo11th for rC'sp011se~ as well •as tlie • • 0
, • _,. w11111111g orators an<l
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The Peace and Extempore Speaki1w contests were the t· l _ .· _ _ . . . "' . 111a 01ato11cal events
of the yea1 wl11ch the tore11s1c manao·er. Ellis Sox in clri·o-e f __ .. ,, ·-. "' . • • , ""' o a11ange111ents for
tl1ese C\ents, admits was an 111111s11ally active one in the art of p t .• I· I-J .
\\,·11· T . a11c, e111)'and '',' 1a111 . en11111gs Bryan. '
WOODS OGLES13EE
■: : == aters
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Fifty /
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LAMM Two scrappy debating teams with a reel head apiece. a timely question, ,n1d
I )t• 1-1·1ow·ttts of electricitv bmncd at 111idnight transformed a dull, ta!-cly t'housa n c s < ' ' - • . • _ •
clchati,w season to an enthusiastic, successful period. Iola Yocum and Helen
Oglcsb:e upheld the affirmative and Rex_ Lamm ancl Desmond \,Voocl, the ne~a~
tivc.-the reel heacl loeing the first rnenlloned on each team.-of th~ following
t·01. "Resolved That 1\merican Investors ancl Investments Should J\e Pro-qncs 1 1 • . • - • . . .
tectcd Only By the Governments of the Countries rn \Vh1ch the Investment Is
Made."
The first debate of the season was with \\" eber College_ of Ogden. Utah. Ask
either Rex or Desmond for the high lights of that debate in which two freshmen.
appearing for the first time in a college debate met upperclassmen selectecl by
their college to tom the Northwest. Certainly they would recall the arrival of
the Weber College men, on foot, ancl via the muddy short cut, 011 the night before
the debate: the very 11ig-ht, in fact, when an officer of the law stopped Rex ancl
Desmond, hnrrying towarcl the college to meet the debate coacl1 and spend each
precious minute iii neeclecl preparation for the contest, and untactfully comment
eel upon the absence of lights on their bicycles. Then. there would b~ the debate
itself. with the genuine clash of argument, the forceful attack of the visiting team
parried determinedly by the Albany men, ancl the masterful rebuttals of the \1Velo
cr students,1followecl by the spirited round table discussion around the big table
at the Elite.
A dual debate with l\"fonmoulh followed the \~'el)er College engagement. The
women's team journeyed to Monmouth, handling· the affirmative capably,' and the
men's team met the Normal School in Albany. Later in the season Lamm and
Wood drove to Ashland to compete ,vith Southern Oregon Normal School. This
trip 1w1s highly successful. the decision hL'ing unanimously for Albany Colleg;e.
the weather for motoring, c\elig·htfnl. and the cuisine of the Lithia Spring-;; Hotel,
excellent. A debate with the l:niversity of Oreg-on freshmen ended the debating
season and confirmed the be1iet that the Alban)' Colleo-e clebatino· team was true \'.. . ,:, ,:,
ais1ty calibre althoug·h composed of L'reshrnen.
The outlook for next year is brig-ht since the two scrapJ)Y debating teams with
a reel he I 1-• -,1 _ _ . • . ac I apiece, w1 I 1 etu In to co Hege, strengthened by the experience of a cle-
batmg season; the question uncloubteclly will be a timly one, ancl the i\1Iountain
~tates Power Company will continue to' furnish an unlimited number of kiolwa.tts
tor midnight study.
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Fifty-one .\IASON COGGINS 'l'E:--1" HAAF
NORBERG '\'lARlON DOUGHERTY
VAN KOLKEN
: LARSON
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Fift'y-two CLEn-W FUGE C41pha Gamma
I G . Societv one of the olclest social organizatiolls 011 the The Alp ia ,a111111a ·, , . . . . • • . 1 . ·,. 1 · lC..Pl the charter members co111111g horn the Ju11101 an<
ca1111Jns, was orga111zec in -• . . . • I f .. ·1 ' I. • 0 •e vas th·,t of cooperat1110- with. st111rn\at111g anc u, t 1-Scnior classes. ts pu i p s , , • , . "' . . . . . ,. -
criiw all the activities that promote the be.st ;nt~1-e~ts or the c~Hege.'. .also to _P· 0,
" l 1 lt fi··endshij) and const-rt1ct1ve cr1t1c1s111 and social ll,11!l111g ot .the mote t 1e oya )'. 1 • ' ' •
~iris of the campus.
ORGANIZED 1921
Officers
President ············-···········•·········· .... ····· .. ···· .... •······ ....... ::vI:\RJORIE i\tl,\SON
Vice President ......................................................... CLARl': Dol'GI·IERTY
Secretar·v .......................................................................... RlTTil NoRr,ERG
Trcasrrr~r ......................................................................... MILDRl~D Fl!GE
Class al 1928
.I\ LEDJ\ TEN I-L\J\ F
}\if,\RJOHlE iVf,\SON
M,\RJORH: COGGINS
J\LLENt;: 11'L\RION
MARVEL LARSON Class of 1929
Rl'TH NoRCERG
Class of 1930
;\1.'RELTA \TAN Kou-::1:::s.
M1LDREn FucE
Class of 1931
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Fi.f t:-·-threc PERRY
STEELE EI.DE;n
COCHRAN CA~IPBELL
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GEOnGE
ST. JOHN
Fi/ty-four FATE
BAILEY
DOUGHERTY Ome3a Zeta
ORGANIZED 1920
Ojficrrs
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Srcrctar\' .................................................................•...... 1-loxSEY Co1WE.N
T • ....................................... Lol'ls C HR 1-1., M ,-1ER rcas11rcr ...................... .
Class of 1928
Lm·1s 1-'1IRH.Hii\lER
LESTON F 1\ TF
Class of 1929
\V.,1.L.\CE Coc11 RAN
DALr-: P1rnRY
Class of 1930
H,\ROLP B,\11.EY H nx s1:.,· Ho1mE::'i
Gl;Y CAM PB!c1,L
Joi-IN Cox
CLIFl"o1rn DouG 11 "RTY
LYNN GEORGE
CECIL ELDER Class of 1.931
H \Rl.EY ST. JOH;\;
DES \lOND \1\!00D
J.\MES EDSTROM
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SfillAnEn JE\VELL
Ht:S1'0N
JULIAN
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SIMPSON
ECKSTRAND
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ORGANIZED 1925
Officers
Presidc11/ .......................................................................... EW,\RT JEWELL
Vice Preside11t ................................................................ HENRY KAl,PPI
S ccrctarv a11cl Trcasnrcr ____________________________________ .......... HfN RY OTTO
Chaplaii; ......................................................................... H.\RRY I-!Ar..VIE
OLIVER ClllLDERS
HENRY KAUPPI
H:\R\{Y HARVIE
RonERT ToLVSTAD
GILBERT Sl·IE:\Rl':R Class of 1929
EWART JEWELL
Class of 1930 KARL I-ll'STON
HENRY OTTO
DEE SIMPSON
P1-11LLIP Ecr<sTRAND
GLENN JuLl.·\N
Class of 1931
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Fif t·y-seven Fift·v-ci<Tht . .:, ---Eni;gma
They say he is the sturdy oak
_\ towering straight and strnng
A thing clepenclablc and goocl
\Vhich bears the world along.
He is-bul some strange element
\,Vas peppered in so fine
That also subtly makes oi him
,\ sort of dinging vine.
He needs the home that she alone
Can help him build for them
T-Ie needs her love, he needs her praise
\•Vhen all the rest concle11111
1 [e needs the certainty that sill:
Can give of all his folk
Is she the clinging vine to him
Or yet the sturdy oak?
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The small colleges of the United States. especially those in the western states,
are seemingly reverting to English custom by making the campus also serve as a
barnyard. This is not only remt111erative, but it also lends a Chaucerian atmos
phere which should always prevail in institutions of highen learning.
What art inspiration to look out over the verdure of the rain-washecl campus,
clotted with chickens, black, white, ancl those very questionable ones whicl1 always
find their way into otherwise select groups. 1,,Vhat a joy to awake in the morn
ing with the crowing cock. \Vhat a surprise to descend to dinner in the evening
of eggs, fried. scramblccl ancl uncertain.
How soothing to sit in the warm sunshine, so prevalent in this country, on
that olc\ historic stone bench not far removech from the barn. Truly, a rendez
vous for lovers. A place for ,,,hisperecl confidences, smiles, tears, stolen ki~ses
and other freely given ancl as eagerly received.
. Lo5l in thought, yon lazily watch the parade of centuries until two intrudeTs
1~1 the form of porkers stroll .pompously ancl impressively by. The mingled per
~nme that floats back arouses vou and hastens your decision to leave without
lnrther cere l •• . . mony-o 1, cast a row ot dots.-rvl. H.
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Fif ty-11ine We All CJ)o It
Thereare various ways and means of g-ettino-to eiu· . .
one most 111 vogue a111011,t the collco·"' ,t11(le t . bl ::,ht o clock classes JJ11t ti / ~ ,::, ~ · 11 S IS t l t j I • • ' IC t icre-all'(] no more. To follow this . . • • a Jy w 11ch a student iust o·
dc:il of skill and much le-;, of t1·111 • pa1 t1cular method correctly rec1uires. a. _,,.ets ·-· c. • , great
J-\s a orerequis·t ·t -11 · 1 e, 1 w, he l111<lerstooc' ti . slcep-(one seldom does ) Th . . I. ' iat you must not have, had e I . I . . en. Ill t 11s state of • l nouo-1 co11s1< erately arouses )'Ou fro n1mc. when the aiarm "'
[·I • · m _yom slumbers ti 1 . ' ' very 1111-ie a1rnoy11w ri1w draw. l I ' le on y thmo-to clo • t ·1
1-
1 . ."' ,,. ' ,a < ecp lreath, and " o-.1 ,., 15 o s1 cnce
icn, keepmg one eve on t·l1e I I • nt1,,,g e deepe1; into the • y . , -c or, close th I covus
~u will be greatly surprised at ho\\: verv . e_ ot1er and sleep peacefollv on.
\•\ hen the watchf l , . -quickly the next l S • • -• • . u ,e)'c tells vou that .t ·11 • mmutes will tnss
o clock and stay in bed too tl. l , . i w1 . not be possible to make th : .I •• and d. . . ' 1e on ~• th mo· lctt to I • e e1g-it
'.. . , ag ~onrselt belligerently out of I I 1~ . co. is to a waken the other e\'e
it wdl beg111 to filter thro1wh )'Our co ~~c. .,y the t1111e the windows are do11;11
to be• "' nsc1ous1ic·<s I 1 • • · • ,_,_ iow a arm1no·I); 1, t • • • o ,.l e It IS getl111g
So now begins what is 1-so111ethi1io- . ,nown as the cla~hi1w • the clo-I ~-01 perhaps two or three so111ethi110· -\o sltage. ()ne must clash into
c < i,, alwa)'S ::,s. ~ nc too a 1 • . ' • very reassurino· Tl . • '1 occasional o·!ance at
is really some possibility of o·ettin:: t 1le11 JllSt when you have cleciclecl that there
on a Jn ~sal I "' o o c ass )'Oll r I • l '"·' J e appearance N . • ' 1a1r s 10ulcl really ref • t should . 11 • ow, 111 order not t I use o put
~han ti .'. ~a-~ mak<:\ an effort towards break£--o • eave out any of the details, you
le <1tc ien 'door or another o·Jance . t t·l .d~t. even though it is not any move
'\ "' ' <1 1e clock
,. IHI the latter will be . . . •
the last minute o·, sutf1c1ent llnto itself to sen l , , -.• • lhi1w wh· ! I ,.,r,1b of the necessary articl b c ~ ou, tea1 ing t1psta1rs for ,., 1c 1 1appe11s t '· es-ooks she!--I partic1 I ·I . . . • o come within o-rabl). . ' '-e1' 1at, or most any-1 ai )' realistic · "' ' mg rano·e. A I t J • • the · . · , now 1s the time t . • 0 nc o ma <e the s1tuat1011 111ev1table run . • o misplace the f • t . ti · nei 111 your stock· . ountam pen or to discover ee 1. mg. And b), all -.. means. fo1 get to brush yonr
'\t th • . , i ee seconds bef . . b 11· o1e ewht • u1 c1110·. asl1' l "' , arrive so111el1 • "' ma , ow -tard)' he1·11 .· c 1) up the ste1)s, ancl' a -.· • o1 someway at the college 111ws. Tl ' , , 111ve at tl 1 • • to renew ti . ,., . . ien as you sit clown l1 . 1~ c ass1 oorn door Just as the le p1 orn1s t ' eavmo· a s10·! f 1 • f • o'clock co e O getup earlier th "' . 0 1 0 re 1e , 1t is always well
mes, foro·et tJ e next time I' t 1 It break. ti "' • ie promise and d ti • 1 . • >U • w 1e11: the next eight
~ 1e rnonoto , 0 1e 1urrv111 o· l l • • 11) and adds SJ)ice t 1.f .1 o anc cashing over aga11L o 1 e.-M c• ~~ • .:,.
Ji, =· :
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.
1 ·lcl and life seemed to 111e :-,O foll of beauty and poignant ,nel-
,\t first t 1e wo1 ' • . . • · • t t live was an ·1chi110-throbbing· JOY that was almost pa\11. The odythatJ11s· o ., '_ .' :::,.' .• -... , • • .• • : -
1 · ,.5 an exc1u1s1te strain of 111t1s1c, the, go1 geou:-, pc1gec1nt1 y of a sun-
l · t colors of the woods m autu11111 the cliistant\rnounta111s, 1blue and wmd 111 t 1e pint , , _ • • . _
,d. t 1e no 011s ' • • • _ · · · ti ·.
1-1wo·ec1 strenoth the sea that lay heyoncl, ,caJ.1111g, luring·, whispering
haz\' 111 1e11 ,:,::, "' • • ' • •·I lioi·es other lands--was there nothing to ease the patn .of beauty, was
of ot 1er s • , ' •
there no one to unclerstancl-l thought to share the keen joy of it _all with ,those abm1t me. I_ t1:iec\. inco-
herentl,y, to put intowor els that which was so vivid ancl turnultous w1th1n myself,
sure of responsive 1111clerstancli11g. But others did not seem to understand-they
had
0111v a look of vague surprise and incomprehension for me. ,\ncl gradually
,,
I saw that they thought me queer.
Rebuffed, I drew apart and tried to live in a world of my own~a worlcl made
np of the things that hacl before been the very "Stuff of life.·· But they no 1oug
rr satisfied me. I hated rnyse1£ for being "queer.'' I longed passionately to be
and do as others were and die\. Why', had Goel made me diffei-ent from, other
people??
And so I tried to be and clo as others were and did. I tried to1 stifle all the
fantastic dreams that had so filled life with radiant wonder. I walked the accus
tomed streets of life in the accustomed ways. And because I no longer had to
stanc\ apart, I thm1ght I was happy.
Cntil the day I saw her. She was only ,a little cla.rk-eyecl, dark haired girl,
wearing a rather soiled ancl ragg·ed dress, barelegged and with a sort ofi selfish
grace about her. She stood in the door of a farm house where we had stopped
for a drink of waler, and smiled at me. Ancl when she gave mt tha..t slow smile,
full of a rather shy wistfulness, and I saw the deep, starry something in her dark
eyes, l knew. She, too, was a weaver of clreams. She, too, knew that exquisite,
poignant pain of beauty. ;-\ song was suddenly singing itself in my heart.
"1,Iy feet have marched to the dntm beat of habit,
I have let the dust gather over my dreams ; -
I have \)1alked in the street, forgetting the paths,
Dew wet on the hillside.
"Look for me no longer, marchers to c\rm11 beats of ha.bit,
Drectry walkers of the accustomed streets ;
Look for me no longer: l have taken a path to the hills
Where the wind of deli0·ht is blow-ino·
A tl ~ ::,,
11 I carr)' 111)' cl1·e I • • ·ams, new s 1111mg, over my shoulder!"
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J Jnve never ~een her since. hut I think of lier ofte11. [ have foro·ott ' . ~ en to
1·11•111,. 01· tl1ose others "Dreary walkers ot tl1c acc1ht0111ecl .~treets.. I ~111 t • , • • _-_ • • " con ~nt
to know that tl1cre arc some tell' 111 the world who walk the ways of life witli their
clrea111s slung· over their shoulder~. a11cl tli:1t sorneclay. ona by one, I wi,I] llltct
tl1en1. Tl1c rest do not matter.
.\ncl so. "I take the path to the hills." ancl T. too, carry m)'i dreams, new shin
ing-, over 111y shoulder 1--:\L ( ;.
CAdventw0es While Pursuins An Idea
"Casi tl,_1• /Jrcad 11po11 the ·,t'afcrs a11ri //1{)11 sha1t /ind ir after monv da\ls."
Perhaps there arc people \\'ho have 111a11y ideas. l')l1t if so, I am a.n ex.ception
to the rule. I !11acl an idea, the idea of giving upliftingj thoughts and ideas to the
world. But it esca1)ecl my grasp and the purs11it of it lecl me a merry chase.
1 followed it breathlessly, happy when it was near despairing, when it slipped
l1eyo11d the range of my vision. l iollowed) it to the _lowly hut of a Spanish
g-renaclier, a rejected suitor of a bcautiiul girl. It hacl taken the form of a
"Dagger," the point of which was about to pierce the breast of the cavalier. It
w-a,-, the emblem of "Despair." I felt a great joy when I recognized it and f
snatched it to my breast ancl hmried on.
.-\gain T lost it. This time it lee\ M,1e ko the battle-fielcl. It had taken the
form of a "Sword,'' the emblem of ''\Var." J grasped it eage-dy and went 011 my
way.
Tt was gone again. I found it in a poor author's hand. It was a "Pen," tl11e
c111blem of "Literature .• , Scarcely heecling the cries of the man, I took it. And
then realizing· tlwt it \VOuld do 111c no good in that form, I threw it far into the
air and 1it took tl1c form of a "Dove," the emblem of "Peace."
lt see111ecl to me then as it soared on high that it was gone and I would never
have another iclea with which to carry out my plan of enlightening the world. I
founc,l it though after many weeks of search in the form of a "Lyre," the emblem
oi "i\ihisic... J snatched it from the maiden who was playing on it sweet 111elo·
dies and even as I touched it, it vanished. Then indeecl was I in despair.
1 walked heedless of time and clirection. I found myself at the door of a cot·
tag<! in early morning. :\ man was preparing to go to the fie lei and' in his· hands
was my idea. ft l1acl taken the form of a great "Can of Seeds," the emblem of
"lnclustry." I snatched it front him and i;1 my anger that it degenerated to this,
1 threw it far from rne and the "Seecls" w.ere scattered o'er all the eartl1.
I thought that it was gone forever, but in each pl~ce wherein1 a "Seed" had
fallen had sprung up other ideas and in my mine\ son~e of the seeds hacl fallen and
now bore fruit an hunclreclfokl.-I. N.
Sixty-f'i.Oo If K-ismit W-ill ~'L':1,
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L. " --o; /J(
. -, . . of tl,1e tuture--l ,;ee a clini11g· room. Sev-• 'I' ti 111sts ot tht pc1st-01. L 1· . t-.. 1 hroug 1 ie I • • . £ f . I ter. i llSt home from the chase. aue.s a, i
bles ·ire set-as , L m nm s .
cral long ta • ' )'el low daifoclils, on th_c tal_)le--ancl gTeen _c_an.-
1 • oreen bowls filled with l . --t iave pt14"' . ' 11 . The silver. in the white light. g earns ag<L1ns dlesticks bearing yellow cane es. • •
1he whiteness of the cloth upon the table.
- I hearc\ I The hunters are retiring; from the chase! ·\t last tootsteps ca 11 )e ' • . . . f I
• ' .1 JI t. • foi·\·\'~rd eao·erlv watchi112·-·my v1s1on tac\es, ancl aces. The door open~ . s 1 a 1111 '' • 0 • ~ . . · ,
• 1 • . 1· • o-•oom The 0·1-eat bowls of clatfocl1ls fade to a !C\\ There 1s the c onrntrn Y c 1111110 1 • 0 . . . . ., . , . 1 in o-!ass vases. The candles are spirited away. The light is gl~nng, I c1the1 t ~an
" -11·te Tl1e silver i~ not c1uite so shining-the cloth not quite such gleanrn1g pure \\, I • • • . . . I -f 1 . o· . at white. The hunters are wearers of motley-playthmgs ,11 the hanc s o tie ::o1e,
American system of education.
• • f \ -·l • t • a drawi1w room lit by the f\o-ain o-rnn reality fac\es. see, t 11 oug 1 1111s s, , , ::o , .
· ·" "· • • -·\ f-·1 f.,ahno-thefirefrom1tscle-fircho-ht noth11w more. I steal 111 gent y, a 1 a1c o \\ , ::o _
" ' "' I c,~tcli •1t l111~, \\'", 1·es, and seated c1uietl)' on the iloor, 1 stucly lightinl dreaming. " " "
• • • • Tl te • 11·1111self sleeps beside its opening·. ,t. 1 here 1s the dragon s cave. 1e mons 1, , • . _ :-
• \ 1 11 • o·e 1tl)' steam111°· I7ar back 111 Beyond I see tl,1e ever-present w1tc 1-1er ca c 10n ::o 1 , ::,,·_ .
• JI 1 • -I o 1t with richly e111bro1c\- the cave I catch a glimpse ofi a sma apartment, rnng a) t • . .
• • 1· \ J \ Tl • • 1 this room 1s the beaut1- cml tapestries of gold, ven111\ 1011, anc ) ue. 1e1 e, 11 ,
iul. imprisoned Princess, asleep on a golc\en divan.
Outside the cave, the stern c\ark Hero-prince bursts into flame ancl race~ up to
ti f • 1 • • \ • 1 • 1 · , • c"1·1·)11110· "\Va)' tnt1111J)h- 1e cave, usmg everyt 1111g· 111to 11s )e111g as 1e goes- " ::, " , .
autly claspe(l to his bosom, the fair Princess. .far away, on a black hi!\. dance
the small lights of the distant castlt home. They-a dark cloud falls over 2•11•
Again realiity takes shape. I look about me., startled alt'nost. Someone has en
tered the room to re[)lenish the fire. lt has awakened, and 1 with it.
Must it be ever thus? Is life's drama always a tragedy? Questions that
cannot be answered should not be asked. Perhaps, if Faith and Hope kept burn
ing on Love's great eternal Fire are strong enough, Kisrnit will dream, and by his
dreaming, give us completeness through what is left of our eternity.-!. N.
·=· Si.rty-three -:• :-CA CJJream of My Alma Mater
.\s I wanclerecl about the campus of .-\lbany College, I spied ai tree which cast
an inviting shade, and [ laid me down to sleep. And as T slept, I dreained a
clream. In my dream [ beheld many wonderous sights ancl/ met many notable
people.
Lo, a broad lawn seemed to ~tretch a way before me for 111any and many a rocl.
This velvet lawn was crossed and recrossed by narrow paths of exceedinglr
white sane!. In many quiet nooks shade trees raised stately heads to nod an<l
whisper to one another' and to shed entrancing shadow pictures upon the lawn.
Overhead I beheld a blue sky clotted with white fleecy clouds, the like of which
we so ofte1~ sec in Oregon in the Springtime. ut even as I gazed,. rain most
astonishingly like that of Oregon, fell upon my upturned face.
111 search of shelter. I turned my steps along one of the inviting paths. In
the course oi my wanderings, I came to an imposing structure of red brick dot
ted with many windows. I gazec1 and beheld above the doorway the imposing
inscription, ''WiHiam Henry Gray Hall." Near by was another building of 'like
co11stntctio11, bearing the title of "Library.'' As I wanclerecl, I came to a bniJil
ing which was namecl "\1\!ooclwarcl Hall,'' and yet another callee\ "\Vomen's Dor
mitory •• , :Wy amazement grew as I went on until at last I came to a vast sta
dlium containi11g a footbaU field. tracks, and tennis comts.
Tl1e rain hacl ceascc1l, but so entranced had. I been 'that I scarce noticed the
weather changes. The wonders of the" place intrigued me. A river bank was
near me aHcl there, sitting upon the bank, I beheld Professor Freeman gathering
specimens of Algae for his Biology classes. Further on was Dr. Greene seated
beneath a tree, working- cli,ligently upon the budget and dictating to :Miss Fromm,
who alternately look notes and checked up excuses. Standing by a higl1 wall was
Dean Sullivan having a picture taken for the "Orange Peal."
As I turned my steps back towarcl the group of fine builclings., Dr. Lee passed
me 011 his bicycle peddli11g frantically, and I met Dr. Vining j1ust then setting out
on a walki11g tour, for the term encled upon the morrow. Soon afterwards, I
met Dean Powell returning from a :\1issionary Meeting. She inquired of me
wby I was not at my work at that time of the clay. In truth, it was the time I
should have been preparing the daily cabbage salad. These sudden words
callee\ me back from my pleasant clrea111. And lo, I was a plain co-eel-of Albany
Co.liege, which sitsi far off among the hay fields and gravel roads. I realiz_ed that I hacl beheld the Albany College of our dreams. And ·so on, to the daily grincl.-:Mc.
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Sixty-four I t 0(1 011 thl' banks uf the_ prese11t s,·o 1. · 1, -• I 1-· 70· a ruo·o-ec,l c 1v1c l ()cr,00,11"', ::-,::-- .
1 I .. e with a11 infi11ite lm1g•ng
.-\nc gaz . tl, e. side. To the plenteous o 'l 1 • .
l tie J)itfalls are ma11:i -\11d the snares anc i .. 1· ' • • l ) and w1c e And the cavern is c ee1 ' •
l . I .• \o·e sn·ins the channel ·\ slell( e1 )11c::. · 1·' . ' l • t o·o • . \11(\ the people al ove1 i ,., . .
• . . l they are corning From their various rodes . . -,
• • tl \ono· s\ow-111ov111g i O\\. To JOlll 1e ,,,, •. , -.
,\nd thev all are turned toward the tutu1 eb I '
• •• -111 \ th~ torrent e O\\ · Though they .st1 1eec "'
1'11 look to the shore with a cour~ge
• hce with the throng And detenn111e my P L ••
I f• l11)' stnv1no- ,B t •th vio·or rcnewec I om • ::, .,
U\\I ::, "'' 'ti lono· I will say to myself, 1 won )e :-:-·
I -·11 as· o'er the bridge with the people
\\' 1 p, • S . . t n 1 o· Led by hope ancl by faith that a1 e s .r t ,,.
c.,Moods
Despair! l clasp my hands. I ,;lntch my breast,
I sob aloud, "ls there no rest?
Arc all things pain and hurt and care
l'> t11ere no peace-God-anywhere::'
I t• 1 a1 r comes Peace! Like a breat'1 o warn -
flooding my spirit like the suns
Of heaven o'er a weary world
Pam life with wings of joy 11nforled.
Joy !-Cornes at last. I shout, 1 sing,
.-\ncl all about me-everything
Bids care be gone. t=leauty is rife,
ls everywhere-and this is life. <Destiny's Lure
Desti11y ! Tir the rhytl1111ica,I sound of the word what is there oi hope-of
premise-of fuliillme1it? Tn the last :111alysis, it ,dune posses~es the elements
wl1icl1 go to make up the ha1)piness or the clisco11te11tme11t of a life. It is half
hiclclcn something which we bli11dly follow, or rather are forced to follow. with
out knowing just why. Jt tempts and allures us. but promises nothing. It
nnkes life a gamble with its uncertainty, a11rl yet-destiny. :\ small voice whis
pers the word in our ears and we-come under the· subtle spell of the soft play oi
the sound. Our very beings arc thrilled with the intoxication of its uncertain appeal.
It is the controlling power of our lives-the thing which, after all, makes liie
111'.lre interesting than just life lt is the reason for hoping-for doing-for be
ing. It is its element of the unknown, of the unexpected which acts as a buoy to
out spi1its when they seem to l)e treacling clownwarcl. Decause--who can say
w'1at destiny has hidden away from us ?-M .. S.
<Rhapsody
It has a way about it-·this thing ca'llled S))i-ing. It gets into the bllood and
makes the co1111)a1"1t1·vel)' e ·, t -t· ' 1 · · I I • ' ' ven e1101 o ones 1te a m-ost unbearabl 1e. t teases-ta11tal1zes-beo·s-t•l11·;lls t111t·1 t I . ,~ -• ."'· • 1 we mus responc to its open challenge. ,,,e mt1st either cast oft the •h 11 f 1. . . . ·
s ac < es o mec 1ocre existence, or else be Just plam people, set-tled-contentecl-satisfe I ti . t I· f .
' • 1 c ld we ,now rom where to1norrow s foocl shall come.
To be :ettled a:id never thirst for adventure? To be contented ancY never feel ecstasv? ro be saf f I I
, ' is iec anc never know romance? Impossible! \i\1hen on every breat,l,1 of s1)ri1w the -,· .1 . I 1 · · · · I
• • • o I e 1s a I est 1ess w' 11sper, a vibrant th nil ot life. T 1e cl1 ttnsecl odor of bl , . 1 _
I' •11 ossoms-t le deep call ot the meadow lark-far-away blue 11 s-But what else?
A 5ulbtle suo-o-estivenes-- -· -· · · · 1 ti • 00
s a P101111se ol thmgs new-adventure-lite. To nc e ie I ougliest sea or er I ti I . I
t • • • 1111) le 11g iest peak. To ·be on a Chinesei junk at sunset, o c1 u1se on the warm '\,f l't -. . .
f I R• • •• ec I ei I anean, to feel the mystery of the N Ile-the gaiety o t le ,1v1era-or to I ~ . ·
b 1 °· e oneself 111 the clepths of a cool forest! To be a vaga-onc and go to the encl f ti -. , . '
Ti • • 1 s O le eai th-tol latwh and cl~·earn ancl live-and lo,e. lat is w iat the blue hill , . ::, .
\ s mean. 1 hat 1s 0£ what the rneaclow-larks srng. <' nd some sprin . I I 11 g s 1a answer the call.-IvI. s.
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Si,rty-six How Cf o Get What You Want
.• l lf the battle won. The man who travl'ls • I at you want is ia f I Knowing, first, w J, . I -.'.·''cl !01w before the aimless wanderer o ,e:1c,1 f ·t aoal in mmc\ ia., a1111 e ~
with a cle 1111 e '=' ' .. 1·-t·on of his own futility. . • I , to a I eel 1za 1 , . .
bvway awc1<es . . ·,t ,Int you want by a chanrnng - cl o-ooc\ loolrn1g. you ge \\ ' . ti . If yon are a woman, an :::, . . . \ s . 01' a pout of rn'by lips, or o: iet • . le ol· from cleep-tru1gec eye ' -1 r a coaxing J ' . . s1111 e, o f •-bed a•l)\)eal111g· tea1s. • -·1· er a flow o angu1ci • ' , r • . . 'I t -tl,1111gs ta1 in'=', ' 1·· . 'Oll use your bra 111, wit 10l1 ap l iot aoocl loo.,1ng, ) - fl t ' If )'our are a woman, anc I :::. . . . ,ore\ or two of artful at er)'
\ I r of clever sllategy, a \\ . . . ,'\J usu-JJearing to clo so. r. pa) . . 1 ne• at 1)1"ecisely the right t1111e-these \\ t • 1 the rio·ht th111~ said 01 co precise 'Y :::. '
• • wa)' for you. you ally w111 you1 ' . ' nor brains, Goel pity, you.
and h;ive neither beaut) a-et that l)'OU wiil never If you arc a woman, o-~·atcful for what you do :::.
.-11 probably be so humbly "'' . .
\\ I • f t' o· anyth1110· 11101 e.
commit the atrocity o wan '111:::, :::. . . rl t ,ou want by boldly usurp-
ber one you get \\ 1a ) · That If you are a man, type num , ' ther's toes in so c\omg.
i1w it indifferent to the fact that1yott step on -t'~o-ucc~ss or what they may think
o ' I • f r io-s or chances o1 s ' I t vou want. you hurt someone e se s ee n "" . . I ·t as lono1 as you get w ia .
of you for so cl,oing, concerns you not a w_11 ~us. pric: inl loss of friends anc\ syrn
·t b t )'Oll pay an eno11n Yon nsually clo get 1 · '·1
patbizers. . o-of mr if it will bring
• • .,·llino-to take advanta:::,e y . o-He will Type number two is Just as ,, I :C:: ·tl more tact ancl subtertu:::,e. . I
b t 1 o·oes about it Wl 1 f . \\, cio·ar wit 1 an-him what he wants, u 1e "' ' ·1 \ ffcrs you a nenc )', :::,' -II '
)ocl·et wh1 e 1e O • lly o·oocl te (l\\, steal the watch from your l ' 'Oll will think him a JO ""
other. He will cheat you if he can, but )
f• l \ • ut . for what he until you me 11111 0 • \ is necessa1y
several times as hare as . success that he Type umber three works . so amazed\ at his own
f• I ·t is his he 1s \\ant:;, and when he n,c s 1 • ' .
almost stands in awe of himself. ·t o·ets to the point oi mctkmg
• -, • who never qt11 e :::. . Get out and Type number four is the ch eame1 -but do not! stop the1 e.
D. 1 your dream::-, . cl ·t for vou. his cl reams come true. 1 ean -1 er can or will o 1 , .
• _ No one e se ev . f -nothing. make your dream come ti ue. _ \ t )'ou', want 01
' . •ill never get w 1a . , o--1in sorne-Last' of all, do not forget that ) ou \\ . I "For everyt\11ng you ;:,' '
I • . rt·e these wot cs, Emerson puts it in sornet img 1'
thing will be taken away."-IVL G.
Sixty-Seven Or-You May Die
l was sitting at a desk alone 1niti110· a kttc-i· to ,., .1: .· 1 -•. , ' 0' « 11e11c. It11·a lllgl,it 111 late I·ebruarv. The ,11ow la)' 1 I . ·I· , s a cold, clear 1f . • • . 11c, ll!)Oll the ground. l sta11,1 --1d I hnrcl a noise? I l_i~tcned, b:1t J II was ,ile11 t. ~ I ' l,.
ti l l I _, o_ resumccl Ill)' wri•,·,1!!-1 .1 1c; as 1a111cc Jeca11se of my fear. \.\'hen I 11,.,cl f • ~ " 1111shecl 111y writinu-I . ove_r to th_e fireplace, whose clwery blaze hacl cliecl ::,, 11ent
I to coals. Somethi1io- in ti 0111111ous s1 e11ce was getting 011 my nerves. ::-. 1e
Builcli11g up a crackling fire, l settled rnvself for I . .
when something· caiwht Ill)' eve-f , , t I' , .I a ong evenmg of reading,
fr_o'.1t of t_he clo~r tha: opei~ecl ·upo:ia:c:i~'~,~s~~I; ~~-~o~~ta l~::~c~y;,~1c;tc 1:1~~,clDircctly 'in
b1e,1thless. Drawn bv somethino· I 11 _ "" _ ope. I 11as
door and picked up ti"1e missive "" \ ~ou c ·lnotf uncler~tancl, I went slowly to the
. • • • c1 oss t ic -ron t o:t the en v I p • I 1111stabblc typewriti,w was ti 1 1 l c o e, 111 c ear, nn-
::,, " 1C' a.c c rcss. Jene IOJ)e r I 0 With a sa,w-f. • l 1 . . • • • '--arc ner, __ ueens \'alley, ' ::, 101c a most supernatural I we it t ti .. lope. On a si1wle sheet . . '. . I o le tire and opened the enve-
[? • I I· . . ,.., ol pape1 we, e these words: "Be ::it r\nvil Bricl_2·e at -o: oc ~ tonight, or you may die-.• , .,
What was l o·oi,w to clo . I . . ::, ::, -su1 e y not to cl1e I fo 1 If bl' . excitement ?-with f , .. , . • unc rnyse trem 111g with e,u :-with the lure of ti · , • quite suclclenl)' I , 1 . ie mysterious. I. cl1d not know. but .11ascan1,wam al t Ill . self-someone wa. . 1 I I::,' _' ~ mos rn c Y calm. And then, I laughed at 111}'· , s p1ola)y phy11io-a 1·01· \ .. me111beri1w that l I l 1.. . • ::, ' · ,e on me. l ga111 I was thoughtful, re-"' nc 'IVecl. 111 the cit, f ---I reason. Should r . _1 I I ) 01 :,CJ.Ice)' a week. Then I began to o1 s iou c T not o-o to ti I .· I . , 0 fol; the next lllOlllent I , ~ . ie )I IC ge: ne moment I was doubt-
adventure? 11 as telllptecl to tallow. \Vas this folly? Or was it high
By 10 o'clocl· I
f II • ,, my sc 1001-teacher sensibTt I I
J Y cletermineclJ not to 0.• B 1 ,' ·-1 1 Y 1ac returned to me, and I was
I? I t, J. Y 1 o clock I . -. · -. -was wannlv clad • . . . was unce1 tam, and by a quarter to r • Ill cl tu, coat an cl hat 1 f 1 • I sons knew intimate! , 1 1 1 . ' all( ur-1nec boots. I was going to tl1c
b -1 ) 1ac left behind 1 . • rn ge-not becaus f I me, w Jen I came west. It was rather
I ' • e O t le death that I . 1 I I ac venture and be . I ' l<te )een t 1reate11ecl but for ()Ure love of • ' cause was 20 and f I . .· . ' . Ot what was awaitiiw l I II I of the-th1 ill of life. D.o not mistake me. ::, me 1ad no I I I 111Y lack of knowleclo· ti <now ec ge, not even a suspicion. All the per--\,· l , t,e lab drew me. • •• came nearer to ti I .·
C/llentlv b t . . ie )1Jclge, suspense o· -. i\f • • . . , ' u someth1110· clrei, • a I ew -1' 1sg1 vmgs cla1111ed me Jire-Th b .• I . "' 1 me, as surelv a -. , . e 11c ge loomed • 's <lll) magnet ever clrew steel. the starlit I up-a huge skeleton o· · anc moonlit skv .,,1 ' a1::,,Hnst the brilliant backoTouncl of he:1rt-beat. • 1 , • J 1e very s1101 •-! 1 "" _, s qu,c <enecl with , . 1 )Cnmc earth breath eel mystery. :\1y person wa. • -111.' tootsteps u lt"l I 's 111 sight; 110 sonncl hr 1_ ' . 1 1 -was almost suffocated. Not a
• o ,e that mpenetrable silence ¥~~ •
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Sixty-<>ight :'\ot seeinQ: wh.ere I went. I ran . . too o-rea t • T be.,.;rn to run. ~ Suspense gi C\\' "". ' • "' . , -1,,to hi,; face. He was no masked . . t 11 nan s arms. T \ookul ttp
I \lono· into a a I , • . • l t . ,ca< '"' I ·11 . yo1111o·ster thirsty tor ar vcn u1e. f-Ie was my
. ,o bc·nclec v1 a1n. no , ;:,· srrange1. i '
fiance 1
. .\ll)' rec.entrnent that might have been . ,e vere both laug-hlllg. 1 ., In a inornent, 11 ' . .· ·-_ 1· ·1 ·\11cl romance reionecl sup1c111e, w me I • that nno1no c111g 1. r ' ::, natural was c\rowncc in , . "' ~ ·\· . 1 "Dear little Pen, clo you under-
. • , • 0• . clino· with t 1e wo1 cs, ' . he expla111ec\ his c.0111111;:,, en "' . I. 'E' . t Anvil Bric\o·e at 12 o clock
. 1 tl1at note now? It shm11<1 have ,eac. ,e cl "' ,tanc , . 1 . ,.
tol)·10·\1'l·_. or )'Oil ma)' clie-an olc\ ma1c. I . t· t ,, thouo·htful. thankful for tie 111S mc.
I• -·1 t bt1t I felt small a11cl; i·at\1er "' was s1 en ,
with which women a re enclowed.-L N.
On Chasins A Tune
. . o· he i1sual Sunday morning service-and
Only one thing saved it fro111 bc111,,. t • -the first song was an-. . . . ·t me ;.\s soon a::, . . that was the gooc\ lady sittmg ne'- • • : . . ·son was a little vanat10n . • ·1 • ·ather overtlow1ng pe1. . ·I nouncecl. I realtzecl that Ill t 115 1' , . stl)r-even av,dly-c ms-• . \" t For she was e<11 ne. to the usual Sunday 111ormng c ie •
ing the tune. f ·t kind I am sure. No . -. I se , The• on Iv one o 1' s • . [t was such a fascmatmg c 1a • , 1 '\nd no warv hon
1 re in earnest than s ie. • • 1 \1unter of \ions could have )een 1110 ' ·.. . 1 bcl)' tried hard enoug 1, • t\ • that tune. 1 he gooc • • could have been more elusive ic1n ' 1 . t \)lain cloo-o-cclness lay 111
. 1 t. . • ation ·tncl t ien JUS ' ::,::, that T must confess. First. c e ei rnrn, ' ' 1 b lc\1)' but' always nnst\c-1 ·1 t t rne open v, o , I • the lines of her face. She pnr:-uec t ,a ': 1 t, 1 fore she could capture it, -H 1 , heio-hts )ll )e . k cessfully. She fo\lowec\ it to eaven ) "' ' .. •t failed, she tnecl snea -. . 1 ·1 "' \Vhen open pt11 su1 , . I ,_ it would c\rop ag·am into the c ept 1• • •c-i ouncect: upon 1t from )e . . I t ·t from a111bush. .::> 1e p ing-up on ,t. She Jlltnpec a 1
hind. . l I ,a)'S two steps behind her -\ • t e-remamec a \\' . s1)' But the tune-that wary e tisive un . ot I But couiageou
. • --.,here she was, it was 11 • S lclenly or three inmps aheac\. No mattei \\ . _ 1 cl fourth stanzas. uc
h f • t -econc\ th11 < , an • 1ow or she strove onwarcl through t e 115 • s ' . cl \i\Tith her 1t was 1 .
. l tl 10· was near its en • 1 · . ther f\nCI she must have realtzec\ t 1al' 1e sot "" • 1 . \ her forces :toge • . •. Ho ·t she o·at 1e1 ec • I 1vl S never. So with a last ternhc e 1 '. "'., he lanclecl her prey --• • . I ti . \ouc\ .. /\men -s Just as they boomed fort 1 on 1e . • --=
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Si:rt;v-ni-11.e --c Graftin'B
( lf all the grafting that is clone
I think the meanest kind of all
Is cutting branches off the trees
And watch them-wounded, fall.
And then to cut a little hole
And stick an ugly half-twig in
Ancl close it up with sealing wax
I tell you it's a sin.
The leaves are all gone off the trees
The birds can't bui.ld a nest
And folk can't sit beneath it now
When they seek a shady rest.
Grafting that's clone in politics
May be dirty and unfair-
H11t grafting clone on God's own trees
I don't see how they dare -~ -~ (4'
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Coach W, C. Bleamastcr
1 1 een uncler the ---Pirate teams rnve ) -. This is the second yea1 the - , I ·1s been a st1ccess s111ce • • , -ncl the yeat 1' . -ss direction of Coach Bleamaste1 '. a . ncl as this piece goes to pie ••
t• \ fo1· tl1e football charnp1011sh1p, a I eet To the Coach we 1cc 1
. 1 the trac < 111 • I
we learn that the track team has ta <l~nthank him for the successfo
f I . 1it and we a goes much o t 1e c1 C( , ,.
year we have had. PEP RALLY
LINFIELD GAME
S c,,e nt·y-tic10 FOUT11f\LL 1927 'ij
~i 4:.• .-.... ,
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• . )ect a failllfe but in another a com-The 1927 football season was. 111 one i es1 • , . I. ·I O A C Rooks, which
•• -a-f the season was wit 1 tie . . •
plete success. The ti I st ::,ame. 0
·\· lb . C lleo·e fjo·hts, to the encl.
I t·t I a ·cl fwht ' an) 0 :::. "" ,1 I we lost, but on y a er a 1' 1 ,, • ' . 1 S thern Oreo·on 1~.onna
I I I t \shlancl ao-a111st t 1e ~ ou "' The second game was 1e < a , • ' ::. I f t The next o-a111e was to • p· t ' nt down to a c e ea . "' . I school team. Ag-a111 the ira es "e_ I 1· re forced to forfeit t 1e • ~ . Cl , but the nc ians we be played at Albany aga111st 1ema\\ a_, . I for small pox on the day
I f t ti t the)' were quarantmcc • , game on account of\t 1e ac 1a •
before the o·ame was scheclulecl. . f
"' I S ·I I The first con er-1 I t }.1fonmouth Nonna -c ioo. I The thir<~ game was p ayec a . . • I Tlv" Monmouth tea111 slippec
I f \cl slick with muc • " 1:i· . cnce o·arne was playe( on a ie .
1 re oatplayccl by the Ii -:::. • ltl ouo-h at times t icy we ' ancl slid their way to a victory, a 1 "' ' •
ates. lavccl at ·\ lbany against Lin field,
I b• t e of the season was P' ' ' ' I 11 The last anc 1gges • gam . . • tirrino· !)ep rally was 1e < • 0 I 'a-ht before the oarne a s "' . I om age old nvals. •• n tie Ill"' . . :::. II I cle1· 1mt eno1io-h'. pep mto tie ] l .. , H -,1e our ve -ea "' . f out on the old campus. -ai 1) at' ' L' -f. 11, a 11e wit!\ the expectation o
• t ' o·ames 111 ie c~ c, I ' C tea111 to enable them to win '' 0 :::. . • 1 'ti thd Willamette \ alley on-• • thetr favor an( w1 1 ' o-oino· home \\lith a big score 111 • ' • . I !'ff rent idea of the outcome. "' . ::. 1 ' had an entire y < i e . f -ference title. But the Albany )O)S . 1 L' field pass and went ' -I C ocl iian interreptec a ill f ~-...-In the first few minutes of Pay JO 1 ' 1 hclown was 111acle a, ew 11111 -
• I . The secoll( tone I t J?au~ the first touchdown of tie game. . . 1 f l le and then passec 0
_ . l a L1nf1elc nm) ' ,., 0 · f v0r 11tes later when Albany I ccovei ec Tl core was then l.:i to 111 a ,
Greene over the o·oal line on theinext play. . le Is ,ere doiiw something an<t :::. • s time t 1ey •1 "" of Albany. Linfielcl then thought it wa •
··3-·- :
s evenly-three scnred a touchclu1v11, i)ut that w,1s all Ll1ey were al)k to do. so the game enclecl 13
to(.) in favor of the Pirates.
The Pirate te,1rn got off to a bad start. illtt redeemed itself in the last game to
the satisfaction nf all. The.: co11fcre11ce ended ,1·ith a threc-cornerccl tic with Mon
mo11th. Lin field and r\lbany.
The "Pirate Knights" is an honor society formed for a particular purpose;
that of serving the Alma rdater on all 'Occasions where stewards.hip is essential to
the st1cces of the program in hand. The order of "Pirate Knights'' consists of
a self-perpetuating membership of ten college men chosen. for their loyalty and
faithfulness in the performance of the work for the common goocl of Albany Col
lege students in their various activities.
OFFICERS
lJresi dent _________ .. ___ . ______ . ___ ... _ ..... ___________ ... _____ . ___ . __ .... ______ O hvcr Chi I de rs
Vice Presicle11 t --------------------------------------------------- _________ Gerald SI eel e
Secretary Treasurer ____________________________________________________ [-£1,rr_v I-I arvie
Se71e11ty-four BASKETBALL 1928
Juterclass
Albany College start eel her basketball season by inter-class games. The
first night the Freshmen team, composed of ex-high school stars drew the Sen
iors. The g·ame was close up until the very encl, in which the Seniors finally
won 24 to 17. The Juniors easi]j, eliminated the Sophomores, on the s_ame night.
So on the last night the Seniors anc\ Juniors were scheduled ro play for the cham
pionship. Th~ predictions were· a little in favor of the Juniors, i)ut they were
basing their ho,pes on: practicallv a two men team. while the Seniors had five men
who had played before. The ·ontcorne was in favor of the Seniors, a:lthongh it
was a very close score.
Va.rs-it-y
The 1928 basketball season started with the return of four lettermen: Cox,
Campbel\, Huston and Fate. During· the Christmas vacation several games were
played, including· Silverton, The vVheeler Aces, and the Deaf School at Salem.
Our first conference game was with I.infield at Albany. The game was a
close onri in w:hich Agee, Linfielcl guard, shot the ·winning baskets. The game
enc\ec\ 20 to 15 in favor of Linfielcl. :
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decisive score w,1s 32 to 18 for .-\lbanv. •• • "' ' • )any. The 111 a one s1rlecl o·arne with 11 • playing. • ,., ' 0 spect,1c11lar
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"'.e1e the te;itures ot the g·ame. The last: two minutes tleciclccl I p aymg
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.'\ lhany 39 _ ·······································at Reed
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Co,1ch Lhrharnrner, who is a three vear ietterman of .-\lbany College issues
the first call for baseball. The lettern1~11 who responded were: Campbell, Cox,
Bailey. ( )ttu and Borc\cn. Ten men of varim1s degrees of experience compo~ed
the new material.
The season was shortened by the late spring, shortening the length of time
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t 1e team had to practice before the open mg game ie 11 s ,,, •
l . 1 , . t' -there w·ts verv little real
w 1en the team had on lv had one 111g 1t s JJtaC ice, so ' _ , ,
b l . · . , I t to Lin fide\ CoHeae. fhe
ase )all shown on either s1c\e. The game \\ as os ••• "
,econc\ game worked more smoothly, anc\ the. Pirates clefeated Pacitic College
7 to 1.
. T • f 11 ancl Pacific. In the Lin-
()ther games jJla)'ec\ were with Chernawa, ~111 ie c ' •
f .. l G c· I 11 lavino· short-stop, b1 oke hi~ a rm.
1e1r game p\ayec\ at .\lbany. uy ,amp Je , P '. "
th,1s crippling the team for the rest of the year.
Seve11t.,•-se~oe11 TPack 1927
For the iirst time in a m1mber of years a strong interest was taken by the stu
dents in track. The 1927 season was successful as it was the first real attempt
made in track. }Jost of the material was '·green." which will develop into a pow
erful <lggregation in 1928. Credit 11111st go to Coach Bleamaster for his untiring
efforts.
i\IOi\"i\JOCTH AT r\ LR-\:\iY
i\fay 1, 1927. The Pirates displayed their wares by defeating Monmouth
Normal School 73.y; to 511/4,. Albany won eight first places.
.ALBANY :\ T CHE~\tfA WA
1fay 7, 1927. Chemawa defeated Albany in a track meet by a frw points.
The Pirates were h,111clicappecl in the sprints anc\ jumps.
WILL-\:.\1IETTE VALLEY CONFERENCE
rviav 14, 1927. The \Villamette Vallev Conference was helc\ at Linfielcl Col
lege. Linfield took the meet with her n;ore experienced men with 77 points
• • -? • . p "f" C l!eo·e clicl aga111st J_ pomts for Albany and·22 for the Oregon Normal. ac, 1c O ::.
not enter the meet. The breaking of every record is attributec\ to the excellrnt
·=· S C'UC'11ty-eight Tl._·-. tl1e second vear the meet was held. In JC)~6 Linfield look 8':1/4. I 11~ I- ., , . I/ l ' [ \ . 1 I I weat1er. l .• ·l ..,S \lbanv third with l-l-1;2. am :, t. r nge ,__,o -. i\•[ ,oulhscconc \\-Jll.)c,. ', 01nts l onn · ·I t · P -, _. _ JO ?/) Tile records tort 1e rnee -
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e::, 11 r • feld first; i\[artyn. L111f1e\c, seconc. one, -JOO yard clash-i\Ju en, ..• 111 i ,
Illa'' tlll·,-cl. Time 10:1. L 1-\II
l • ,\!ban)', second: anc 1s, --1any, Mile run-Gribble, Linficlcl. first; 1 arv1e,
ti • ·cl Tirnc 4 :48. \11 , second·, 111 • r . f !ct fir-t. Ralston f )all)' 120 yard high hurclles-Cru~11p, .111 ,e ' s ' '
I. f 11 third Time 11 :1. ,.. ?' ·3 Loartz, -111 ,e c, • r . f" · 11. Stonebreaker,' Normal. J ,me _J ..
1 I T\fart)'n i\t[ullen, J,n 1c c , •· _ ·\l 220 varcl c as 1-, ' ' . L. f" lei second: Steele. ' -• I. fclcl first. !\'[1lham, m ,e _. • . +'10 yard dash-Larson. _,n ' , • •
b·rn,· third. Time 53.5. . n l ·t -\\ban)' second: Leh-' • • . . . I· r le! first: 1,a son, · ' • 220 varcl low hurdles-r1[a1 l)ll, .,111 IC '
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bany. third. Time 2 :09. L" f" ,\cl scconcl. and Dougherty.
·r.· 11 f. ·t·. r,fartvn. Ill ,e ' Pole vault-Doughty, L, ue c. _11 s.. , •
\llnll)' tied. Height 10 feet 7½ inches. , I· Kiner Linfield, third. • ' ' •.... Cox ,\]bany, seconc. ::.· Shot put-Tohill, i\lbany, t11 st. • ••
Distance 35 feet 1 ¼ inches. . .--. I ckinner. Lin field. Distance I f ·st. h.1110 anc .J • Discus throw-Shrunk, Norma' 11. ' "'
• 1 \llany third. 110 feet 3 111c ,cs. . 1 t· . first: .\dams, !-J, ' -1 \ Shrunk t1ec o1 . Hio·h jump-iV[cDame anc • '
"' -• 3 v'. • \ •• ,cl• McCrac. l·lcio-ht J feet :kt 111c JC::,. . 1·r . . .\lbany, secOJ ' . "' . -·1, .-\\banv,first;-a1v1e,. Two mile run-Hench ,c ,son, • •
- • T" 11 -46 L. f" Id Distance l\ ormal. third. 1rnc • - .. Crnrnp, 111 ,e · • ' I f,·rst· Ma1ty11, • SI -I< N•orma • Javelm throw- 11t117 , • ' ..
• • cl -f\ llams, :\ l-148 teet 3 mches. .. c· _ ll) Lin field, secon • • fekl t1rst: .1tlll , • Broad jurnp-Souplers. Lm 1 • •
banv. Distance 20 feet 6 inches.
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Sept. 22. Y. 'v\'. gavl1 ;:i tea for the new girls.
Sept. 25. Shsh. don't tell. hut the oldest senior girl and the youngest fresh-
man boy were seen together after dark! Cradle snatcher Oh, no!!
Sept. 29. The girls of the'three upper classes gave a tea for the faculty and
their wives and the new girls.
Oct. 1. Have you seen Ralph ·s new chariot? D~an Powell calls it "The
Dray.'' Be "Spanish·• men-it is always good, even tho we don't know what it means.
Oct. I. \,\/ ooclward Hall occupants received a heart-rending, tear-bringing
serenade.
Oct. 3. Dr. Vining has a new snit.
• . . ,. r I l . k of the sweetest things to
:\1Iurl Peterson s favonte expression: You c O t 1111
say.". . I 1 I Cox Cochran, Campbell and
Oct. 3. Football game with the h1g 1 sc 100 • , , '
several others wounded.
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c1 utch for some one stepped ,)11 hi-; ;111klc. Gilbert Shearer needs a
Oct. 7. Ruth \'orberg found out tl1at \.Voochv;ird II Ila!! cloo1·s arc locked at
,!2 II). Ill. ( ?)
Oct. 7. :\ lecla lowered her d ig·n it_v so much ,ts to I • • I . as.;: it s le mig-ht ride to
U. ,\. C. in the clrav. She went.
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Oct. lO. }Jany !-'irate stick · • Oct. 10. l{ I I . • e1 s not1cecl on the landscape.
a p 1 has a real car now r 11 Uct. 10 .. p ... [' . . -urn) e seat anc\ everythino·. · -at atterson v s·t I I ,, 0
Tl -. . .• i. i ec,1 c iapel. I he same olc\, .. 1:-' t ..
le executive corn1c1l is . I • a • •. \\•or,1110· as u ·L • l I t I • • worked. "' · s 1'l • )U we con t know yet, how 1t ever 11 r,,;far_1·orie Cog~:ins found two quarts hiclden 111 tl1e 111c1ttress-lwo
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Oct. 11. D l"l,-iker heard conversing in Gennan-that's where Dr. Hart ancl . r. )
alil the plots origi_nate. ., Gibert: ''Un-
Gwen: "There is only one way to pronounce my name. 1
less you call it Ham.'' • \" I arc\ l-lal·l .. fl' 1 f t rs at 'v ooc w ' •
Oct l? Julia i\frA \I lev fell down two ig its o s a1 . • · -· ' • - • 1 1 tl orn11w Oct l? Dr DuJo·in ·s si1wer ''wasted" our time at c ,ape 11s m ' ::,·
· -· · "' 0 f . 1 1 hsh everyone step
Oct. 13. Dean Powell has a frown on her • 01 e ieac -s '
lightly please. . f • t sobriet)' woulc\
\ 1 t 1 as a senior o <nea '
On September 25 Hoxsie vowcc t 1a ie, ' ' "'
not step out at aH this year. . . 1 •. ,0w It is surely
Oct. 16. V-le all lmow how faithfully uo~s1e has kept )IS' •
a marvel to us.
t\10 she does hate t\1~111-
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At last Ruth Norberg will orc\e1 a 1111
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called Penelope." Chre. "You . c·· 11· ,.., '. i e,t } ::, iould have bee11 ' . 111e,u1 _.,t wp-::. don t vou ..
c Jct )~ .. P .. C l , • . _ _.,_ ·apa oc iran blossomed out in a new o·o\f ·t • • •
that he had had it fM a rnonth h11t· ,,,as ·1t'1··11·<1 t ."" su1 to_ cl<ty. He said · -" , , o wear ,t p • •
Uct. 24. \I en's st::w . ·t I c··· I;. , • apa JS ::.o slty. -.--. pa, ) . IC e1 ,tncl dnu•rlrntth ~crvecl ·ti • tl1c cider. The W \ , . J i I' :::, •• ' ' WI l Clllphas,s on . . . OCH,, a1 < , _all occupa11ts en ioved the cicl .-• b • • -
went ~n ouls1cle. What about it. Harry? • • e1, ut lllOStly what
. It is a good thing-that I'rofcssor Tavlor t I· ·I I ·c .. · . -· a ,es tie roll this )'Car. I I
1 ,m g1111n1ng and making faces. t ,eeps hint
-Oct. 2:i. The endurance power of the II· II "_.·I. l·veryone controll I I . I' d "'11 :, was put to a test last nite.
-(),. ?6 ... e< ier _lee-111g·s and clappecl boisterously.
. ct. -. T irst rncel1ng of the (~lee Club. tunclo but II a Hv~sey tried out for basso-i)i·o-
' r ', s sent ~1P '.o the sopranos.
Oct._;_ Dean Sull1v,·111 •. "'fl n . . . 1e J,_cvnlvino· Ph t o-. l , •• take our pictures." \io doub· ·I o· ::. • o o""1ap1e1 is present today to an . I t t le ,,entlernan was delio·htecl to le,·11·11 I I
' ac1 o )at or some other such thi1w ::. t iat ie was
() 7- ::,· ct. -I. Ralph's baby, the vVhuoJ)ie I undoubtedly frame it. , 1acl its picture taken too. Ralph will
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O· .., '.· eca sleppecl out with I' l l •• ct. :,l. Orga111zec\ initiatio11 ·t· . . • rec toe. ay. ll: \. era only knew!
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_., J) .· . ::, ,Ill . oung but he ch o· I l • • • • unt1 ,1 mg ern was Older an::,er. 11s mmcl anc\ c\eciclec\ to wait
Bill Hulet o·ot \ •. • ::, its neck badly twisted in t\1e f' • i rst round of the nag Rush.
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Eighty-lour '' Jose may be: a iasl man on \fr; feet. when there is great enough incentive, \,mt
he silllply can't heat a Ford. Co in by yourseH next time, Jose.
We can't unc\cr~tand 11 hy \ ',rownic and \.Vallacc were pushed 111. for past
o-ricvances, we suppose.
" Httt, be that a;; it 111ay, the Sophornores came out with all victory to their
crcdi t. ()ct. 31. Two seren;i.c\es at \Voodwarcl Hall. 0\n orthophonic portable pro-
duced all the rnuoic for one of thern. Yes. Karl, the last selection was marvel
ous! Dean Powell ,;aid that it was an ideal way to spend Hallowe'en.
All serenaclers to \;vooclwarcl Hall better wear masks. for as you know there
I fine\ my clirect opposite."
intelligent girls in this neigh-are two good spot-lights there.
··t shall never rnarrv ., saicl Teel l'lt11n, ·'t1ntil -)
''Well, Teclc\ie," repliec\ r,kiry. "there are several
borhood." f easons than one, 11n-
Glee Clt1b nig·hts seern to be very popt1lar- or more r_ •
cloubtedly.
N . l 'I'\1e l'-",·ec11tive Co11ncil counts its b11t-
t 1ov. 1. V·,/e will, we won't, we w1l. _A
tons as to the fate of the Orano-e Peal ancl'wills' have it. "\ ·\ . ::. . -,~, I ,. ·d Hall to see 10w tie
f\ov. 3. A few of the faculty hacl chnne1 at '1 ooc ,~,\!
11, exeited this morning. Wr.✓ other half ate."
Nov. 4. Coach Hlearnaster seet11s to be unusua ) -
wonder if he wants to m,1ke an announcen1ent. 'fl C r-· 1 f Gr\ That ·Men forget. 1e heese So1w-Chcese the ,'-1nc. 0 a .ri l l l 11·11u all ::. . . 1 "Pa)a" \nd tro11)e e I::,'
Nov. 4. The football boys left tor :-\shlanc. '1' ' 1-l Viruinia. . - . decl--'tsk Anrc ta ant o
of his "dauo-hters" o-oocl-bve. btit he final'\)' St1CCee '· :::,, ::-, ..,
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ian had a tea party last night.
Paul nrunskill: ".\ horse is just like a tree. because a· tree g·ets a ring every
year ancl a horse get~ a tooth every year.
I\ov. 8. Preparations starting for a big, noisy rally the night before the Lin-
field game.
~ov. 22. The \foroni-Olson players present the "Lilies of the Field.'' Dr.
Hart. Dr. Greene and Dean Powell seemed to enjoy the comedy very much, ancl
once or twice almost became boisterous.
Cecil Elder beats everyone to the letter table. and if he doesn't have a. delicate
lavencler tintecl letter, he is very mnch downcast until the next mail comes.
Irene. why bte so many times to French class? ?
r\ov. 23. Cow-lx~lls, wash-tubs, cans, wood-s:i.ws and c1,,lmosl everything· else,
inclnding :Muri Peterson, Albany realized that we could nrake ourselves heard
t:l'CI! tho there wereJ only a. few of us. "Cnarcl" Cochran made his noted speech
_:·\Ve haven't been beat 011 our own field by Linfielcl for twenty-five years, a11ti
we·rc not going Lo tomorrow."
Nov. 24. .\. wet, cold, mnclcly football field, but what's that to a team that's
C'dcrminecl to win. Goodman crossed the line for a touchdown in the first play.
Greene carried it across again in about five minutes. The whole team played a
hJ.rcl, clean g·ame and came out on top.
The dinner at v\looclward Hall was a joyous affair. Company, speeches and
everything.
Dec. 1. Dean Powell informs the \,Vooclward Hall girls that there are to be
no more elates until exams are over. 8ut the girls were in such a state of
misery over this eclict that it was revoked.
Aurelia has three secrets. She doesn't dare tell the Log editor what they are,
so merely says she ha~ some. Be careful Aurelia!
One of those scandalous triangles right in our midst!! \•Vhat is Mnrjorie
going to clo with Bill and Karl?
Dec. 12. Exams!! Human derelicts issue from Dr. Baker's domicle. Dean
Sullivan's scales are in perfect condition for the many notebooks and weighty
exam papers-we hope they don't get broken. Dean Powell's good humor is dis
appearing slowly but snrely. f\ut Dr. Hart is as happy: as ever, for part of his
exams were oral and so no papers to correct.
Gilbert Shearer is easily distracted when driving his cau. so as he was taking
passengers as far as Oregon City, at the encl oi the term, he bought rnany large
and hard jaw-breakers, to keep his passengers busy and silent. He says it
worked. Better g·eti a patent on the idea, Gilbert.
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. 1 t l1e ·ee111s .., \most lost withot1t his bloncle twin. . • \ k ao·a1n .)II " • '' Dee Simpson is )aC. ,., 1 . . .• eel about ~lildred for she has not yet
J \ Cox is very rnuc, 11·◊111 ,
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arrived. . f ii than ever. It is really quite cruel for
Glenn Ju lia11 looks more mou, n t ' •
Evel)•n to sta)' away. . a\,:; it was c,uite lengthy some of us l { the new ye<11 • · -1 • J 3 First serena( e o I l l I be short sweet and mysten-,an. • rowel! state that seren;ic es s 1ou c • '
overheard Dean
l i1;trvel says that she had ,a
I I nice Christmas, an( ' Hoxsey says that he me a •.
nice Christmas! Now-fine.I the point. . . (loino· more harm than good. I • )\)enchx \\• as b
1oe Ano-el\ c.leciclecl that 11s ~l I ec. too. • "' . . l )a.t1ent hv t ,e nnrs -' . Gilbert Shearer Barbara is almost cons1c\e1 ec a 1' : . flashino- chamoncl. .
' Jan. 8. Marjorie Coggin:- is wearing t . ;,~tentions of starting divorce p10-
D ti , Jewell declares 1e1 looks happy and oro • 1) •
ceec\ings.
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Jan. 9. Harry Harvie has < ec1l c ,
buy her a dress-complications. K. --=== ---==·
Eighty-seve'II Jan. 10. ;\rarjorie is wa1t111g [or Clifi"s decision now-he seems rather re
luctant, probably afrnicl of bl.1ck111ail.
l\liarjorie says tliat l'rofes,;or Taylor b nc:-zt I Don't worry folks-lhi"'- is
leap-year.
_Tan. 11. Harry l·larvie has started suit for breach of promise with Karl H.ns-
ton as his attorney. Mr. ~)tto, who has the '·goods" on Harry is assisting "Miss
Coggins.
Jan. 1~. It is too bad when some of the girls have to sencl samples of Glos-
tura to those boys whn never comb their hair.
Jan. 17. We 11otic1? that a few boys have their hair combed better.
Jan. 18. Basket-ball garne with Lin(iclcl. Score 15-20.
Diel you all see Dean Powell the clay her "lloy Friend'' came to see her? She
acted almost like a sixteen year old girl.
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Jan. 18. We arc all glad to see Virginia back for a day or so and the \Voocl
warcl l-la!1! girls certainly enjoyed the food she brought with her.
Jan. 19. ·what's wrong with the Alpha Gamma girls today? Their pins
came!!
Jan. 19. "The Detour" at Corvallis by the the Maroni Players. \Vhy was
\i\lynafrecl so excited? :\sk Harry.
Jan. 22. The Waffle supper at the chmch-an urn1sual number of boys ap
peared at C. E. vVe only wish we hac\ counted the waffles Bill and Oliver con
sumecl-Hoxsey wasn't far behind.
Cecil and Desmond think that :lvlary Edgar is such a good sport that they
have promised her a box of c:rnc\y. Now :Mary, why? ?
Jan. 23. Ewart Jewell on time for breakfast!!!
I~ is said that three of the O Z boys have already lost their pins! Too bad,
we hope they will find them soon.
Jan. 24. Y. \/\/. C. A. pie sale. It really looks more like a grab bag-but the
pies were so good !
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\.ec • , •• 1 \ 1·t o it for lit is as dirty· ac; Pete s cans. I 1 t _:,,:::·,:_:.'.•:.·::•::,:_::
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Jan. 28. 0 z c\inner at : , o 1e1 . o· l1is rnanl)' form-it couldn't have been }:i!:<:::
D <l She thouo-ht he was \00s1n::, ,,,,,,,;,,, esmon . "' . 1 , • ••/i':::t}::;J;:Ii_
because he ate so much ch1cken-o 1 no.. 1 Hoxsey anc\ 1',,farve\ rnn to get
. . -0 C:,t1nday night w ,en
1fa.dde111ng 1vio111ents n - .. 11 -D Po ve\\ not the1 e --home by eight-and can • • \ . . I -. t o·ot a hair-cut.
hn. 30. Mary Iln11t1ng on "' ' 11
J' • for chapel • • Feb. 1. Janet Freeman on t1111e • . Help hilll out, girls, . \ w he wants a date.
feb. 1. Cecil has a new smt anc no
. l . 1 l1Lt1l yot1 know. hes real y quite )as 1 , •
Feb .2. Mrs. Case arrived. ··t at Woodward Hall. . . l" , \ \ a o-reat favo1 I e ' . • 1 -0111e falll-" 1-fartley Spec1a s,i ac ' "' heir c\ec1s1on to Jee • have announced t
F \ ? 1',farJ· orie anc\ A\iene ' •e ). -- \ ,, \~fe wm
ons acrobats. 1 knows 111)' roa( s. 1 . •' Ah shna 1 k ws t 1e1n
B G·11· t' t·a,,orite expression. . o·Jac\ that he no • ert I e s - , ,-1v we a1 e "' ' . -,hr one-an),\', 1 . h 111 !
cler why he uses that pa1 t1ct ' cl Ralph go to c 1u1 c • • • . ' if
Ted and 1vr ary and. Allene an_ , \1ave a leap year pa1 t)l
Feb. 5. - tie 0-1r\s mn) I[ 1•5 Sa ce p , 11 c:avs that 1 "' . 1 ••for -eave1 Feb. 8. Dean O\\ e -, . t of o·ossip-anc • o-a subJec "' will keet) it from becomin::, ' 1
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Feb. 8. .'\Ilene's birthday-big celebration. eats and everything!
Feb. 10. Marjorie, Aurelia and Clare go out to the farm. 'vVe hope they
don't do too much damage.
Feb. 10. What's this we hear about Cecil Elder stepping· Ruth Lawrence?
Ellis. what say?
Feb. 14. lVIeeting of /\ssociatecl Students.
to Peterson ·s Du ttc 011 \~i ash ington 's bi rthc!ay.
committee? J t was decided that we all hike
Then why the transportation
Ff'h. 15. Quartet from \1Villa111ette at Chapel this morning. Their songs
were enjoyed very 111uch by the students.
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Feb. 15. The night of the big party! Ruth had to man-handle Ellis to make
him walk in front of her-he finally became quite docile.
Feb. 16. The morning after--slecpy, pale-faced girls-we can sympathize
with the boys now.
Feb. 16. Freeman's Zoology class hacl an "all-clay sucker'' party. Baker a11cl
:Miller arrived unannounced on the scene and demanded refreshments too.
The track team want Ralph Thomson to try out for the half mile. He
111;:ike it to Barrie's Pond and back in five hours, with a certain competitor.
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seems to know. l·lal'l .· ' "t1-r"ied out as a Valentine party. Several
Feb. 18. Vlooclwarc\ pa1 n l'.
. .-al and interesting games were enJoyec\. b • ong1n, , :-. . ·O z pin I Hoxsey will surely have to ruig
Feb. 18. :Vlarvel is wearing an ~ •
. t • e cream now • I f out the cigars anc ic -' • I I t ~ over the telephone talk plarn y or
Feb 19 Cliff, when yon ma<e cae. . tl1at isn't e-ood for • • . . . ,, l verv much alike-and u "Cliff" and "Keith are apt to sounc •
Helen's state of mind. . I . • Shn seemed to think
1 l\I h mucl w111d anc I am. ' Feb 22. College. hi <e. 11 uc ' . . . t Pete ctelio-hted in try-• le for him to step 1n o. b 1 that all of the mucl-holes were mac. . -t least we suppose that was what ic
i1io-to turn cart-wheels clown the h11l-<;1de a
"' 1 t of the was cloing. l -he beat Dean Sullivan to tie op
Feb. 22. Three cheers for the coac 1
I ti . o·o to bed to Bntte. t of us wou\c ra iet b 1 ·ain but mos Feb. 23. Classes ancl wor < ag , f
I " He. won a box o recuperate. . . " M f l\fany Wons. • _
Feb. 24. Harry Harvie- The_ r an o . t than any of tile other compet1
. . ' rds m one m111t1 e candy because he sa1c\ m01 e \\ 0 . .1 . of little ch1\dre11 ~ IC
tors. . o·oes to take ca1 c l I She Feb ?9 \i\Then Marj,orie Coggins ::, .· e and waterproof cot ,es. ,
• -• .· ·-,alker, more expe1 ,enc ,
needs an automatic flool \\ 1 B"ll has
I 1 ce of all t u·ee. . l family so i ' says that Karl takes tie Pa ' 1. 1 of a vehicle 1n tie ' . •
· I , t l ave some <inc call 1t. Ral1)h and Bill rnve o 1 • ·I. o· else )'Otl want to ' of her " anvt 1tn,... • I 'l to one acc1nirecl ''Asthma, I-Iootenany ore ~ 11,·s: c\urelia Jost her ieat
f at o1 va . • . . I I? ~larch 3. C. E. con erence Duchess in Ho! anc •
' • naO"ine her as a country-men. Cant you 11_ '"'. 1 the measles!! D p0well, you 11 • • Coo·o-111s rns tod·1y can March 15. r1 arione ::,::, "J t one 111ontll ago ' ' pose that she
l\'1arch 22. lVIiss Graham: us 011 the hill." We SttP ,
. . -. ancl I was up were s1tt1110-111 the cemete1 Y
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\larch 2.Z. l•:vcryonc look~ a~ if he had writlcn
\\ e lH1pe ~o ,11Hl that the prni'c~~or~ thi11k :-o, too. i.>:ood exa111i11atio 11 papers.
Dale l'erry is back agai11 ,rn<il ~ays that :i\leclforcl is boo111ing-. The section
crew probably stop,pe(l i11 t0\v1,1 all night.
. \pril -J.. Red Edstrom makes a pretty good lonking g·irl all right, but we are
afraid he was 111isnarnecl-instead of Marv J,1e .~hould have been called Jessica.
Girls. althot1gh you may not believe it. Frank Laird does make a handsome
ancl must efficient Don Juan, jt1st try hirn, he will undoubtedly be quite willing.
He feels th;:it he came 011t ;:iheacl in the de,d with the O Z's. They gave him ex
penses to "Take. i\hry t )ut'' a11Cl he hacl a clime left.
.\pri I 2. "The Show Off... Even tho some of our worthy ''school boys'' did
not rnsh the doors, they certainly gave th<1t effect.
\Vci have lwen waiting quite patiently for Cecil Elcler to come back but must
be th<1t he has clesertccl us for good.
April 4. Leston· Pate was appointee\ to teach one of Dr. Baker's classes dur
ing-the latter's absence. The subject for discussion was adaptability. Fate
handed the cards to Dale and told him to take charge of the class. In all serious
ne::-:s Dale clicl. so and concluctecl an interesting- and profitable class. Fate made
the remark that Dale was pretty good at ad<1pt<1bility himself.
April o. TTarry Harvie will have it understood that he clicl not plan an egg
hunt, nor anv other foolishness for the early E<1ster-111orning service.
April 7. • Vic is a full two inches shorter today. Some say that he took a
bath and shrunk, but that isn't really the truth-he had a haircut!
f\pril 10. Dean Powell is quite insulted that she wasn't invited to the party
at Dee Simpson ·s home, the night of April 9 .. The next. time you fello,,;s,1 have a
p<1rty invite the Dean. She'll help provide the food.
April 11. F1arry has poison oak. \Ve sure wish we could keep you ou~, Ha'.-ry.
rvfadclening moments. \1Vhe11 \'ic crawls under the circus tent ancl finds it a
revival meetimt. ~ • I • but April 12. Aure1ia. Allene ancl Clare g-o over the hurdles and hig 1 J11111P,
Marjorie just can't g,et her left leg over. .-\pril 13. :-larjorie C., Ruth and Clare lnrrowed Dill,'s Whol)pie to go for a
riclc--lrnt Friday the LW1 was the wrnng· day-they li1ad :l· blow-out, they ran out
of 11,a1cer, Liley c'.:luldn't fo1d a g-;nage-uli and several other "accidents."
April l:i. :\farjorie and Uare brcakiast at the Elite at 7 a. n1.-quitc a feat
for the Woodward J-1<111 girls.
April 17. Son1e s;iic\ that Ewart's new suil was pretty ll)ud ior a quiet boy
like him.
\ ·1 )0 1-ti l t t ~ale111 Ewart's ''Ford" was certain!\' a . pr, _ . ,appa 1rea re par y ,1 . • .
good looking one. How clirf you rate it Ewart?
.. -\pril 31. First trip of the glee club to Portland. If variety is tbe spice of
life then four of the ca rs certainly had plenty of spice 011 the way home •
:\fay I. J:--:lurriecl preparations for i\fayDay.
:\fay 3. Frantic preparations for M.ay Day.
The practice for the i\fay-pole dance looks very much like a scramble for Lile
pennies. bt1t :.vr rs. Butler's food cheered them 11p.
May 4. The grounds transformed into a good looking lawn. The thrnne
clecoratecl, ardnvays formed and \\e are ready for our Queen.
. 1 1 • . •. t . s, ,enl per,ons were heard \-ic and Jose do make feroc10us oo rn1g p11 a es. • t:\ ' • •
to remark that they wo11\cl hate to meet either of them after dark.
1 • 1 ·I , ·e the nio·o-ers in the H.alph and Cliff had everyone fooled for aw 11 e-t icy \\el ::,::, •
woodpile, all right. when the ;\1fay-pole dance beg-an. .
- . 1 I 1 luctecl her court 111 a very Ouecn Reta :\tiarie T was a be,1nt1fol ru er anc co, (
qt1e;1ly manner. Her subjects are proud of her. . .
p . I· I D<>•111 Powell said she was
·May G. Second trip oti the glee club to o1 t ,u_H. ~,11 II ·ome at the same
. ·-.. t I 't ·t the o·1rls wou c a c o-]acl Lhe stao-e was tak111g-eve• von<'-a e, ·' "' • . • one bunch
~ • ""' . • • . . ". Ll t it is much better g:m1g 111 • tune. \,Ve believe that everyone ag I lCs ia • • • 0. ,ith the .. f.. 1 r' 1 )h lrnve been pract1c111,, " The "catch-catch" o·a111e that Ch t an<. '-a I ' , .· .·
· - . . • 0 · .. ·l . -. licati1w-ask }lai l01 ic. aid ot Martone and Clare, 1s iat iei cOlnj) "' . . , o· d race, -• . . . . Steele certainly ian " ::,Ol)
May 9. Track meet with L1nf1elcl he1e., • 1 · thers say it was one . . . . . 1-t·, t rhe coach an< 0
spnnting to f1 rst place m the bst • •1 ce •
of the best they ha0\ seen. 1 • it· in which they are - -: .. , l and take all t i1e eve,, s
Hulet ancl Long-Jkeep up the,1 specc
entered. \~f ]ward Hall at IO :30 P· 111• _ . ,·1, tr lunch at •1 OO( 01·,,.? :\fay 10 <\sl· Oliver how he i ,es J I the o-rade ne1 • • ' • • ' JJ . 11 How. cl you ma <e "'
-and on the invitation of Dean owe • - -1i?o ~-- fr ~K.
Nint'fy-three : : i\lay 10. :\fary Ec1g:ar really ought to go in for tailoring. She works so hard
011 the costumes for the play ancl enjoys it so.
;\Jer\e Peterson can now be· counted among those who are lettingi their hair
gTow 1ong.
i\fay 11. i\Iusic week has been very profitably recognized in chapel each day.
\Ve hearcl an interesting speaker from U. of 0. 011 Thursday and on Friday we.
bearcl the Symphony concert. \Ve liked it and woukl like to hear some more.
j\Jay 14. Preparations are being rnacle for the Newport trip. There will be
a 1aro·er crowd than usual this year.
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May 14. \Ve a 11 thought that Karl was going to be our chapel speaker this
morning, but that will have to be some othe1' time.
j\fav 14. As.the Ll)g· goes to print soon the Editor will give, the latest sta
tistics ~n the ma,rriecl couples in the school-they are not to be questioned. I.
S1 • \ j\,f.lc\1·oc\ ? Toe and Barbara. 3. Bill and Ruth. 4. Karl and on anc ,_ 1 , e . -· . ,
Marjorie. S. Louis ancl Alecia. 6. Ellis ancl Ruth. 7. Teel and Mary. 8.
9. Gl.ll)e1·t ,ancl Dorothy. 10. Glenn and Evlyn. We Hoxsey and Marvel. .
wish them great success.
• t n • t The Edi-Some one asked the Editor to please leave his name m_1 01• pnn · .
• • 1 f • Ye Editor foroot who 1t was. tor begs that person's j)arc\on if his has appearec 01 ::,
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ORANGE RIND 1 HE
. I have had at least • true but' ·ate 01 • aCClll, ) f this dope is ' w1,1 hook. ·-None o l on rny o (Editor's Note •. a-out an annua f puttllli:, the pleasure o l;\Tl{ODl TTlU\: TO \'"TC'S :'\UN NECl;IL'RE r\NYl 'LE
Thanks for turning- to thi,; first. Tf you have hecn foolish cnotwh .,
I l I I · , · I ---• . t-. • to I ead all t 1c nm, an< h>o111,; 1 g;dt which i\llr. \Vart Jewell insisted 011 sho ,· . · .1 _ . . . - • \ ing 111 I 1c front
par~ ut Ll11:-; book t<H1 will IJc gla.c\ ~or Ilic mental rejuvenation afforclecl by the fol-
low111g pa;:cs. 1(1t1 arc now slarl11tg- the real a1111uk. \-\"art Jewell, Joke Editor
as l, said. stuck all the fun11y t)art of this annule in it's first i:C\\' [Jao·es b t' 1' _ _ _ _ _ - • - , ,-, • .. ll ·1 rea
discrim11tat11tg tolks have naturally turnecl tu this. Thank you.
To lhe undercurre1,1t of Jollity, Revelry ancl fun which forms a backg-round to
life in even its most drab rnornents, this annule is respectively; DE-1\Dicatecl.
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ELDIN NY ScoLLWGE-Elbinny is a(lmitlecl by Faculty, Students and Trustees
to be the best institution of its kind in Oregon. The students, at least, according
to vital statistics, are the best that can be secnrecl. Ask anyone attending the col
lege. Ask the faculty and they will tell you that for a teaching force, Albany is
unequa:lled.
The Student Self Help Plan is so adjusted that
earnest, incur part in many cases. all of their
men are not included in this estimate. Students may, if they are
running expenses. Track
One of the Bright Spots of the Campus is Hoxsey Borden's Hair which is a
curiosity worth corning miles to see.\Ve have also a Campbell in school but no one
has walked a mile for him yet. Hoxsey leaves the institution this year so come
early if you weren't born handsome an~! rejoice with us.
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Special courses are offered in osculation for students who wish to 1)repare for
matrimony under student assistant professors. Elbinny is recognized by the U.
S. Commissioner of Education as being a stanclarcl scollege of liberal hearts. Be
ing centrally located as regards railroads, etc., it is a favorable field for bill col
lectors, etc.
Each year it turns out students and others, all of the same high degree of men
tal deficiency with a standard flatness of pocketbook. It offers courses in the
fol\owin2" major compartments: Reading, \Vriting, Spelling, Astrology, Etc.
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So far 102½ students an: enro\lccl 111 etc .. with more in prospect as· soon as
they learn the latin tnn~t1laLion, so they"\! be snre to avoid cunflich with the
professor. The tuition is vcr~, reasonable. Several st11clcnts lie awake all night
rl'asoning· 011 how they can ra1--;e it and spend two hours reasoning- with Miss
frornm about it. Our Self Help Plan yearly benefits hundreds ot worthy and
Jerspiring young peopk. yea. even thousands. foq11iries sho11ld be addressed to
~ohn Cox or Ho;,;sey l\orclcn, who will be able to submit convincing- facts rela
tive to the cHicic1,icy of Self Help. In writing enclose stamped envelope ancl clon't
foro-ct to enclose the stamp and omit the a.dclress. An envelope of this kine! is
::, . f l sure to secure imrnec\iate attention rom the )O)'S.
The modern, fireproof college building ancl g-n:atly increase<! equipment make
it a safe place for heatecl discussions on burning questions of the clay when },Jrs.
Case's debate classes get hot.
1,1 ·-c1,01-111•1t01-v 110w excl•1sivcl)' roamecl ancl roomed by women is also 1e rnen s J, • • • •.
f. -f ff"ir H )'Oli don't believe it ask any one except Gilbert ancl \'1c, a. 1 rep 1 oo a " • ' • , . _1 -.
P. .· ~t -s of Foo·o-Jnn. The editor of this annulc wishes to take l 11s op-Inc. I O])l Jc 01. ::,::, -- • ·I .. ·I l
·t . t ' to comment upon the excellent work done by the t1ren~e1_1 ol tie sc i::o.
i~1tl~~ ~tuclents hacv kept cool in spite of them it is l~ecause they tailed_ t~ be_ w'._.i_pt
·l .. ·t 1·e~ It serves them rio-ht for making the darn bu1lchngs ti1e-up in t 1e11 S UC I •.• ::,
proof, anyway.
. f f ti ·ampus are: Ellis Sox, Ellis' Some of the further interestmg ea.tures o ie c
Corcls, Ellis' Sweat Shirt, Ellis' Hair, and Ruth Lawrence.
. . 11 '.-t, f r an application blank, acl-Stuc\ents (still) seeking ad1111ss1011 shou c \\ 11 e o
dressing Rrigham Young at the college.
Application blank occurs here:
Niark X before choice.
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FxiL by the south cloor.
Climb out a window.
Die.
.1. :\fake $2\000 in a national contest ancl endow Linficlcl with it.
7. Break the glass i11 the fire alarms and slip out with the crazed mob.
7. Graduate.
SfJJ11CIDS
V. ArnoALE-A despicable cur. Ah! Here
at last is a 11umbskull whom wei can bawl
out unmercifully. This nut is half
crackecl. Swing wide the gates of learn
ing but it doesn't help him any.
1--:T. BORDEN-His pep comes ( so they tell us) from evapor
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~ No "Pet'' for 1l1r. Borden, 'cause
His scruples 'Won't allow.
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J. \,\f .1 LL 1cr:: Coc1rn,1 N-Ex-pug·ilist anc\ m1e-time clad for
26 girls. Now recuperating from both.
Ra,• for the Junior class· Hall of fame.
lf~y her honor ever be Hung I-Joi.
THE SOAPY CLASS
. I . l I it we are still afloat. The 'fl1ere is no ivory 111 t 11s c ass )t b bbl. . ' •. • • \ 1 a\wa)'S n mg • ti slickest class 111 sc 100 ' ' soapy class is ,e , I o little fairv in . f '\lth0twh we iave n •. over with clean 1111. • _o -Ano·ell in our midst . o-larll to pomt out an o our Home we a, e ;-:, • 1. eel b)' a Shearer. . . . of course, kept c ipp , whose wmgs a, e, 1 S if you must know.
Greene and white represent t ,e oaps,
Evelyn Crystal White
FROSH
H Dale St. John ancl Fred C~x
At the left may be sce1~ -• fter leaving college in
1 ·110· a class reunion five years a 1av1 ::-,·,
1929 ( a request Number.)
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CENSORS: . le·, . this anu ' \i\Thy c\o they censo1 on I o• story short. \Vell, to make a on,, •
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wh ·. . . . iolessor • o is I et1 r111 o· in t·a ot osrnlatio11
a, "' 'vor of T ccount of tl eel Pl nc mang·e. um on
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\Vhoo c· ,. pee irls I! Looi· • I'-tclcl noted 1· . ' who s here I p . . . a 1c111st, psycho! o-· .• • • rof. O. u.
ialist 111 abnormal )l11·1 , O,:,Ist, c1 nn1110Joo·ist 1 l osopl1 I "' • an< S\)CC-
rnent \. · _ • Y· n 1] I . r ,n t he ti -1e < etective clep,"1·t-
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The above is our Staff Pho/,jcr-
h/ ' • ::, rar.lCJ' s "c'IC'c(J gf the ·111ysteri011s girl
atf1a11rcd to Mr. Laird, Aleda Ten
Haaf somehow got in the gack
gro1111d by mistake or Design. No social cal \ • . ' em ar is complete unles~; it
dirorncles ti ie announcement of ti . 1e engage-
ment ol Frank I air I , • . ~, < ,mr\ \11s aulburn•haircc\
f1a11ce :Mr L • 1 . . am clever!)' kee1)~ tl1 ~ e name
, 11e11(S until of his betrnthecl from hisf •• l •
the nuptials after which the I iappy yo11110·
couple is to tour the theatres of l·lo 11'. o · oc ,1 ver.
ALP,ANY COLLEGE WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION
Members of the Knighthood
GLENN Ju LIAN ········•••••• ······························-······-·······-·p'"' ,;d, "' JonN Cox .
Ems Sox ··························································WMlr K,,;gl,l
JOE AN GEL~······························································R"ll,/c,l K" ;ghl
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1 L, RL PETERSON • TEO P1-u M ···················•••••••••• ······························G"d Kmgh I
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1 he group has not had very much organization but has been quite active and
severnl evenings have been ,njoy,di by a11, at least by the ,n,n1be.-s. They a,·e
"' y111g 1e1r ac 1v1t1es )eyon< t 1e campus even after graduation so
plann1110- on carr • • ti • t· • • I I \
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ALBANY COLLEGE FIRE DEPARTMENT
The fo-e depactment of tl\ba,W Co11ege does some ,eo10'bbly qniek wod<
l'he fom consists of W a 11a<'. Coe h,.;n, Chief, WALLA CE COCf IRAN ,
ASSISTANT; WALLACE coCJIRAN, alann dog,<; WALLACE COCT-1·
RAN, non\e man. This ample fm·co has g;,,,., th, girls at the Hall a foeling of
safety and swu-ity. several young sparks nod Old Flames, oot to ni,otlor, Im·
prnmptn fi;ewo,ks and unnotie,d ,natches \mr•e been sqndehed by this sternly fi,e
force.
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F \\,oRMED to promote greater interest in outdoor sports
• and a greater accuracy in making ringers this club
threatens to grow to \mweilclly ·proportions. \Villie
who could not even wring· a mop or shoe a fly wl1en
vigor has macle this a regular three ringer circus.
Some who could not even wring ru mop or shoe a fly
when then joined are now daily ringing every
thing in sight inclucling1 their comp,1nions necks. Officers in the club are:
JOSE FJ\RIN As ---------------···-·----··---·--·--·--·-···--·---·-·--··--····--Darh Horse
BRIGHAM Kc:-rcnu;vr YouNG -·-···-······-----·-·-·--·--··Grand f,Var Horse
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AVERY OLIVER ---------------------------------· ·----------··-----··Grand HI ar J-l orse
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fli_1;ht -:-SASSIETY AND
SOCIAL CALENDAR
Many Delight/ ul ln11ova
tio11s to Characterize
Coming Seaso11
This season's social cal
endar is likely to be decor
ated by a few charming
improvements suggested by
our Dean of Women. She
feels that, an elevator If The most popular should be installed. , I at the Hall this season however, a swimming poo . .
I 1 ,oulcl with the 3io11nge1 set. could be mac e s ie ,,
gladly relinq11ish her ideas of an elev~tor. It. is
one of the Dean's pet notions that a n?,s: ~bso1 b~
er be added to the hall as a means ot givmg he,
. t • o-bt One of the most rest and qmet, at least a 111,, • . . 1,
leasing suggestions of our Dean, I~ a !11ne-cloc'
for the ()'iris to punch as they come ll1 so tha\ ~::e
l"' to wait UJ) until the clamp, c 11 y won't 1ave ,. d to con
I . i\t[r John Redenius has promise -1ou1s. • • . , Two Weeks so
1 o·O'estecl fixtures Jl1 strnct tie su,,,, . . I . o· forward to the en-all are confidentially loo <111,,
joyment of them.
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DEllL.T
Ellis Sox is threatening to have his cord
uroy pants washed. As hi, threats seem
about to l)e fulfilled intimate friends ,:ire
apprehensive as to his mental state. ·r .0
signalize his announcement wiH,, puloli,c fa-
vor the _students gave him: a risi,ng· vote of
tl_iank;; in chapel, this rnorni11g. At the
rittht mav be seen Fll'is Sox ~ ·b1-~11cl
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pair, too. ~~
Dec. 3. Frosh go thru scheclules without referring to Dulletin I3oarcls.
They are learning rapidly.
Jan. 4. No heat on fourth floor of dorm for twenty minutes-Panic.
F~b. 15 •. \•Vo1_·k i~ going _on a~ F~gg· Inn concluctecl by \'ic and Shearer Co.,
Inc., lll the 111vest1gat1ons bemg 111st1tutecl by the Smithsonian Institute. The
boys stat: th_at 1~0 n~w developments have occurred up to 4 p. 111. today. The
galaxy ot sc1enbsts 1s endeavoring to discover heat in the college furnace. The
haggarcl-facec\ men have worked three clays under the unti,ri1io- scientific direction
. b
ot Dr. Harte, without sleep ancl with only milk and sandwitches fo1~ nourishrnent.
The delicate instruments, the best that science can provide, have so far recorded
no trace of heat altho the rnen arc hopeful. They are taking every precaution
that no calory of heat\ escape their vigilance. "If there is a ray of heat, we will
fincl it" saicl the foreman in an official interview, "but so far it seems to be colcl
as a worna's heart."
t\pril 2. rdargiC' again proposes to Gilbert. Cruelly refused.
April 4. The grand anc\ stately elms, so well known to the singers of the
"l-Jawaiian rdelocly" are about to be transplanted to the campus. It is noised about
that classes are to be c\ismissecl in honor of this epochal event. Friends and pat
rons of the college from afar are expected to be guests. All surplus energy and
loyally is being solicited frnrn the students to promote the proceclmes. Sir Neelock
Thomson is to be master of ceremonies.
April 20. Three Rousing Cheers. Hurley Dale St. John goes clown in the
annals of the college as being the first one to stick gum under the new library ta-
bles.
June 2. Orange Peal one clay !ate in publication. Great consternation at this
unrivalled tardiness.
Tune 15. Vic's life as a hermit begins.
June 16. "At last," states Helen Oglesbee, noted society belle of the younger
set, ''I can now retire and enjoy a nervous breakdown. I have:·w'.u1ted one for a
1 . ff . 1 ti t· e for such luxur-long time but college really keeps one too Jttsy to a 01 c 1e 1111 ,, ,
ies."
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(Uci11g a Co/lcction o/ Forni Verse)
POOR PAL\
(As s1rng by that fa11101rs Opera Star, Wa/lacr
Cochran ,,,l,o made "Marchcta" fa111ous)
One time last Fall
Out at the Hall
Twenty Damsels had a close call
But Brave Papa, Poor Papa
IJe had no fear at all
Quick as a flash
He rnac\e a dash
Phoned a frantic appeal
\,Varn eel his sweet dames
Witless of flames
Hear his hoarse voice peal
Sturdy of arm
Steady and calm
Firemen find a phoney alarm
But poor papa, Valiant Papa
He o-ets no thanks al all!
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Never a rest, feel like a guest
I am Pop by common request'. I'm
Poor Papa, Fire Chief Papa"'
He gets no rest at all.
Hatchet and mop,
Porter, bell hop
Till I'm ready to clrop
Such is the fate
Farly acl late
Of ; Popular Pop
( 1'rn clisconsolate)
\Vhen I am wccl
\'lease shoot me dead
If of dozens 1 am the heacl
1\'J an, Poor Papa
Beck ancl call Papa *
He o-ets no rest al all! . "' • . . 1 t to svncopat1on. • te 1cies 111ct< en • ·, * ·Metrical incons1s 1 •
Roses are Reel
Violets are Blue
So is the Stucle
\Vheri· board comes du~
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(, /11 (';,isodc in l!1c life of 1,,10 ,,1,0/l-l.110,d1, /7rosh)
• \s they, pa<ldlccl along in a 1100k
She said faintly. "\Yhy Theodore. look
111 that o;ik, l declare 1 sec mistletoe there,"
,-\11c\ the crew fished them out w,i1:ha hook,
Seated 011c day in the li,brary
Restless and ill at ease
I was strnck with an inspiration
To burst out in a sneeze
I k11ew not what 1 was doing
Or how it happened then
Dut ?vfiss Gra!wrn cast me hall-warcl
\Vith the sound of a great a-men
EDr,ToR·s NOTE: Mr. B ordcn ·H1rotr a flrn.,1i11g poem about 111iflc for this page
but ·«1e had to condense it.
Extensive repairs are being 111acle on the famous board walk. Yesterday John
Redenius ancl a gang of students laid a board and a half and "went back to the
shop for more nai,ls."
TO HENRY VTTI % GILBERT SHEARER
Look what's here boys! A tribute to Gilbert and his flashy to11ri11g- car fr,~m
a group of his erstwhile passengers ..
Ode to Henry VIII ( and his train<'r l
ls Henry VIII founcl of chickens?
\Vith a cargo he; rnns like the dickens!
To give. him more dash
\,Ve've raked up this cash
Because his pulse gasoline quickens.
Of course you all !mow Thorsten Shell
He ·is so doggone b·r£ght
He cannot get ·it dar!i enough
To get to sleep a.t 11-ight.
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SPORTS
The g·irls oi: the'. Y. W. l..~. :\. sold HOT DOGS at the Linficld game, which
kind act kept the ;\lha11y .\ggregation from getting cold feet.
SPECL\L SPORTS NE\VS
( By released ,,·ir,· from Shedd, Orcgo11.)
The ,\ll-Alba11ia11 team as picked by the KKK.'S, Kox, KampbeU and K,1ch
ran:
Shin Guard ····························•···-··············· .. G. SHE.\RER ( Fogg-er)
Mud Guard ......................................................... SWEDE PETERSON
Fishi11 g Tac/de ................................................ Fls11 U 11 RH,\M ~rm
Blad: a11d Tac/de ····-············--············•· .................... PAPA Coc111uN
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~ DOUBLE EDGE GILLETT Bad E 11d ....................................................... .
G rec 11e Bach -····•·····-····-······- .......................................... .. LITTLE PAUL
Draw Back ······-············•---- ............................ RED GRANGE EnsTROi\l
• WILLIE H. YOUNG Rare B ac Ii .... •-················ .. --........... _ ................... .
. .. PATSY CoHEN-GooD~l:\N f,Va-v B acli ............................................ ..
·John Cox also played.
SPECIAL SPORT REVIEW
Farinas. the tennis player. who played on the Lincoln tean~, d1'.csn't
. I I • I· I .• e means a nclc 111 an I • I 1 II to serve fll"st anc t 1111 ,s a < I iv know w 11c 1 )a . · I
• I " • ll )'Oil serve?" Fannas rephec' automobile. His opponent sate wt
''No I've hac\ no experience as a waiter." .
. , -'t )a made some beautiful tackles !n the Ju111or-
Coch ran, well known house p, I ' b !· ti e team as defensive full.
I ·11 o don t ma ,e 1 ' Senior Basketball game anc wt 11
TRAINING RULES
• , . A. C. Mentor) (As a,u1on11ced by Bhama~/e1,.'
I· 10 homs of h1stot). 1. Not to take more t ian . t h ,,our language. I t t -oap so wa c 2. No player allowec o e~ ~ t.'." for br~akfast.
-t o-et ltl lll nne · h)' 3. Every player mus "' '. t eal three tunes a c' . \' 1 t 1111st eat oa 111 4. All dark horse cane IC a es I • than six dance steps. • . • t I to know more
~ No player is pe11111t ec trono·er.
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6. Eat lots of omons- ie)
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·I . 1 find you <tSSII "' "I-low is it, young man, t ia,t - i Father: i
is it, I ask you?" . . . . 1'' . •?" " •. •• o-reat. tt s g1eat. . . -l)' da11ghte1. Leonard: Oh, its "' ' . 't l find vou kissmg-n
\). "How 1s 1 , \ ·" Father ( exasperatec • ,,ear rnbber bees. • , b cause von \ ' Leonard: "I guess its e - -
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( !11 this section 111ay be found essays of an edituria/. nature presumi11g to point out felt needs.)
THE NEED FOR .\ NEW CEi'l'[ENT SIDEWALK
A board walk 111ay be all right for Atlantic City but we maintain that a college
.of Lhc dignity and prcst,ige of the Pirate School should have a real cement walk
,Jinking the maidens clon1icil,e with the mansion of knowleclge and learning. A re
cent tragedy cries 011t for the assertion of Rig:llt. It an happened Jrike unto this:
The night was dark and stormy. The right Hon. J. Randolph Cox,' P. D. Q.,
was on the home stretch of the return trip. with his wee lassieJ after a thrilling
evening amicl the bright lights 0£ the metropolis. The young: couple, unaware of
the clangers underfoot had safely perambulatecli half the allotted distance between
the above mentioned edifices ,vhen, alas! The unsuspecting victims crashed to
terra firma in a mad scramble. 'Nuf said. The need is apparently, evident.
It was 40 below zero. The north wincl howled. The icles hung from the
t1-ees which stood like tall white ghosts against the darkening- sky. A row of
shivering: natives appeared out of the bleakness and filed slowly into the frigid
hut of worship. Taking: their places before the awe inspiring toten1 pole, their
voices rose in a plaintive chant. "Cold, cold is everywhere and all the world does
freeze." A shivering wail clispells the illusion and everything returns to reality.
It is chapel hour at Albany.
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rvI. iVJason (at the Elite): "Diel you orcle11 this Sundae sir?"
Dr. Baker ( arousing) : ''Goodness, have I been here that long?"
SCOTCH
Gwen: "Do you think you could ]earn to love me?"
Gilbert: "Oh yes, I grasp things qnickly.''
Allene: "You clidn 't wear a mask at the Hallowe'en party, clicl you?"
Karl: ''Naw."
Ali'ene: "That's what I tried to tell my roommate."
She •was onl'v the janitor's daughter bttt she s1.c,ept ·me off ·my feet.
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j h·iecl Onions Sauer Kraut \•Veiners j
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FALL, WINTER AND SPRING TERMS
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AN ABSORBING COURSE
Students need take 110 11(Jtes
C ollcge la!.·es all uo!es for them
UNLI:MITED SKIPPING PRIVILEGES
Special Internatioua! Items Co11sidcrcd
Spanish Onions
French Toast Indian Corn
Swiss Chard
English .Bath Buns
Welch Rarebit Brussels Sprouts
Italian Pnrnes
Dutch Cheese French l:ried Potatoes
Irish Potatoes Hungarian Goulash, Etc
r,rlOR'/ -Co1wcrsatio11al Metltods-Co·11rsc Co111biucs LABORATORY II' I\.
Chemistry
Biology lV[inerology
Botany
Debate :Medicine
Argumentation
A !l worlt do11e under faculty i11spectio11
STlJDENT ASSTST ANCE
~ • 'JTION $60 00 PER TERM NO CREDIT FOR COFRSE-Tl, . '. . • .· . .
. . /· : . r'r,r,c,sm, Ason111/aflo11. Dz ·s 'Cfm<J A11a vszJ, " . PROCEDl.'RE- ·.J e • :,, . -1.d . 1., 1.,,1,,suiuin(f Chnstmas . • t for Hor ays ,1< , ~ ~, Specia/1.i large ass1g11·111c11 s . . . ' -
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a ]),1l t of h,~ e;ir 111ngs. :\ncl fliow e,1sy 1t 1s 1
Sirnpl'y open a savings account ancl deposit
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ALBANY ST A TE BANK
Albany, Oregon
SAVINGS COMMERCIAL
Member Federal Reserve System
DEPENDABLE ELECTRICAL
lVIERCHANDISE
Ralston Electric Co.
Albany, Oregon Fisher=Braden Co.
Complete Home Furnishers
Visit our gift department
Picture framing a specialty
Service Always
l,JI e 'Wish to extend our congratulations to the class o/ 1928
State Bank Building PHONE 273 Yot • GET Tl-IE GIRL-
W [ 1 L-\ \ E THE DIA:--IOi\' I)
FOSHAY & MASON
Dru<rrrists and Booltse//ers .:,.:,
Albany, Oregon
If you want to look well-patronize
these Barber Shops
GLOBE, STR.-\TTON'S and
E.-\ST ALBANY
Ralston 1notor Co.
Dodge Brothers Motor Cars
Graham Brothers Trnclts
Seventh and Lyon Streets
THE ELITE
Cafeteria ancl Confectionery
Broadalbin Street
\V. S. DUNCAN, Proprietor E. L. STIFF
Furniture Co.
Complete fiouse furnishers
-1-22 West first Street
Albany, Oregon
Imperial Cafe
PAT rvil'RPHY, Proprietor
Service Quality
M. SENilERS & CO., Inc.
l lay, Grain, Seed. Salt, Poultry
Supplies, Lime and Roofing
H.J. JONE,S
<Bookseller and
Stationer
Subscriptions received for all
magazines and periodicals
333 W. First St. Albany, Ure.
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Ft"rst National Bank
Albany, Oregon
THE STORE OF BETTER
l\l r.:RCI-IAND1SE
The
May Stores:, Inc.
Albany, Oregon
SEND-
"The Sweet Girl Graduate··
FLOWERS
Albany Floral
Company The Music Shop
Pianos -Plioi1ograph Records -
Sheet Music
338 v\ est 1st St. Albany, Ore.
RIECKE-RS
Campers Store
Confectionery and Grocery
Fountain Service The best position ns11a11y goes to the
WELL DRESSED Hf/:\/
Dress H' ell and S11ccccd
DEA rd AGENCY
Genera./ ]11s11ra11ce
133 Lyon Street Phone 475 R
Albany, Oregon
Dr. G. L. Jordan
Osteopathic
Ph)rsician and Surgeon
Phone 148 State Bank Bldg.
A REVELATION TO
YOU WOMEN .
. little more art m who appreciate a .· . ality in
l·ttle more .ougm . dress, a 1 fairness m d little more style an a . are\ will prove ;pricing, our spring app
a revelation.
1Uqe ~mart ~lrtrp ,,
• St ,Jes are Shown "Where Exclusive ' ) OREGON
ALBANY
- . l es then Thin!? of Think of you1 s 10
White's Shoe Shop
Lyon Street Albany, Oregon
. Orrr ow11 delivery Goocl Groceries-
Walter Eastman East End Confectionery
Ice Cream-Candy-Pop
F. C. BALLARD
NAGEL'S BOl,~ ancl BEAUTY
SHOPPE
Pcr111a11rnt Wm1i11g
Hotel Albany Bldg. Albany. Ore.
l G"fts for all Occasions flowers anc '1 •
1·1 i''° 1·or wur patro11agr ,a,,, .. , -
Hall's Floral Shop
Phone 166 J
Calavan Drug Store
V. L. CALAVAN
. . School Supplies Headq11a1-te1 s f01
Joe's Shine Parlor
Hats Cleaned anc l Blocked
Albany, Oregon
233 First St. ----~ 211 lVla in St. ~ ---
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\Ve thank you for yonr busine,,~
for a
Grenier 011d !3cllcr
,-JLBANY COLLEGE
Chain Red and vVhite Store
Groceries, School Supplies and
Fresh Meats
PHONE 474
Pollock Brothers
Pbone 198 J Delivery Service
White Front Cleaners
C. A. URUCKiVIAN
210 ·Main St. Albany, Ore.
Heating·
Plumbing- -Repairing
Ti;t: MARTIN LUDWIG SHOP
PHONE 108
TOIL BURNERS . HAR HURLEY Proprietor
GEORGE L. Albany, Oregon
136 Ferry St.
X-Ray Phone 361
Dr. w. L. Robertson
DENTIST
State Bank Blclg. Albany 0 f the past season. ancl hope to
meet you a\'I next fall.
CHA.S. ROHRBOU6H & SON
Scr,•icc Stntio11
CANDIES, LU1\'CJ-!F.S a11d
FO U :VT 111.\1
136-138 V-/. 1st Street
Roscoe Ames
HARDWARE
SPORTING GOODS
GOOD EATS
Austin Confectionery
9th and Elm
AMERICAN SHINE PARLOR
For a Real Shine
. M'indow Cleaning House Cleamng-i
109 Lyon St. Phone 475 Jr "A lban_y's Finest Entertainment"
Globe and Rameseum
THEATRES
Presenting- the best in screen ancl qage entertainment
"WHF.RF, T-!APP!NF.SS /UVA/TS YOU''
COME ALONG!
Start That Account
and when you think of a Bank,
~ think of our Bank-then come in
and get acquainted.
The man with five dollars is treat
ed ,,,ith as much curtesy as the man
with thousands.
You Need Us
H1e Need You
Where Savings a1·e Safe
First Savings Bank
Albany, Oregon JCMNATION-WTDI C . 'NEY 0.
Albany, Oregon
Bu\jing mos\-we
bu\j {or less. Sell
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ELECTRIC
REFRIGERATION
~Wily
-to Better Living
MOUNTAIN STATES POWER COMPANY
For Better Qua/ii)' and Service-Call at
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ALBANY'S LEADING DEPt\RTlVIENT STORE
Albany-Magnolia
Laundry
Qua/it)' Work
I'romf'l Service
Phone 50 Quality and Service
HUB
Cleaning Works
343 \V. 2nd Phone 499 R ff ii is dr11_!:_S or 11111sic yu11'.'/ /ind it
(ti
1lilrc 1Mooh1uortl1
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BROWNSVILLE
WOOLEN MILLS
STORE
Jfrn's fJnd 1'onng Men's Clothing
17irst at Ellsworth St ... \lbany, Ore. Becker & Roberts
firocers and Bakers
Fresh l\ileah and Vegetables
PHONE 43 Albany, Oregon
I{ yon lw,·c ,'ricnds they s/1on/d' hm1c your
Photol3raph
QLlifforh ~tuhio
333 West First Street
BARTCHER FURNITURE CO.
"Everything for the I-I omc"
\11/e aim to conduct our business in
a way that will meet your patronage
0~1.1-421 West First Street
Albany, Oregon Albany, Oregon
Albany Auto Co.
Hockensmith & Templeton
<Buick Automobiles
ancl Used Cars -
. 'm4e ~uh filonfe:dionerrJ
l·or Quiclt. Tosly, .·i/1-Da_,. L1111cltcs. Jee Cream ~11d Co11fcctio11s for
. Your Parties
ALBi\\:Y'S O\Vl\ STORE
R. L. PHILLIPS, Proprietor
Ql} ALITY TvIERCl-L\N DISE
at Reasonable Prices
FLOOD'S
334 \Vest First Street
Dry Goods Notions
F11r11ishings
Latest Styles in Clothing and Men's
Furnishings for M eu and
Y 01111g i\11 en
Fred Ward
THE MEN'S STORE
LOOK AT YOUR HAT
EVERYONE ELSE DOES
ART GOODS Society 011d Co111111crciol
JOB PR!NTl:\IG
Albany Printing Co.
118 \Vest Second St.
Complete stock of genuine
Chevrolet parts
All work gnarantcecl Phone 720
SANTUM CHEVROLET CO.
Sales a11d Sen:icc
Albany, Oregon
PICTURE FRAMI~G
Fortmiller Furniture Co.
~,,r asonic Temple ALBANY,OREGON • 1\1~-,-~-'-C'•'
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Allta.n•}J:, @~~!lttit jf n Jlltemoriam
EVERET TOHILL
A member of the class of 1929, and
one who wa.s liked by all. ~ /4
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Th.re,: To MISS ELI:ZABETH IRVINE, who has
served the College the loY1gest as a f acuity mem
ber with the exceptioYI of 0Y1e, aY1d the friend of
everyoYle OYI the campus, we dedicate the 1928
OraY1ge Peal.
:■-.
Four fi[l :•
F·fr..1c CLARENCE WILSON GREENE
A. CJ3., A. M., CJ3. Pd., M. Pd., Ph. D.
: =· Si:r <Ghe President's c_Messal!,e
,;,
"The fast revolving wheels of time have scored another year." Tl1ey have
rccorclecl much beside the passing of time, for within the current year new levels
in college life have been reached. lVIuch worth while college activities have been
developed and others enriched. i\rnong such are the musical organizations, ath
letic activities, the, production of the college play, debates, oratorical contests, the
work of the Y. lVI. C. A. and Y. \1\'. C. .'\., and the various social activities spon
sored by the student body.
To you, one and all, ,vho have participated in enriching our college life, we
express our thanks. The fruits of your labors· in a common cause will be appar
ent not only in the lives of the present members of' the student body but also in
the life of the college through the years.
To us it seems that in a greater degree than heretofore we have all shared a
common aim and high purpose. Deep sorrow has come into the lives of mem
bers of our group, because of the death of loved ones. Our sympathetic fellow
ship has been expressed. to them, and we, have prayed that the "good Goel who
made and loveth all'' may comfort those who have lost for a while their loved 011es.
To you who belong to the class of 1928, we extend our best wishes for a large
degree of success in your chosen callings. To you who have not completed your
college course as yet, we express the hope that your vacation period may be both
pleasant ancl profitable ancl that yo11 will return to renew your college associations
at the opening of the next college year.
\,Ve would not conclude this message without repeating the challenge that we
have often stressed in your hearing. The generation of which you will be ai
part will have a great neecl,-the need for a fearless nnral ancl spiritual leader
ship. Upon such leadership depends the uplift of the human race, the building
of a better Chr-istian social order. While yon may forget him who :holds the
challenge up before you, may you not forget the challenge!
"fo the 1,c•orld's broad field of battle, in the b·i·uouac of life,
Be 11ot li!?.e du,nb driven cattle, be a hero i11 the strife.''
Sincerely yours,
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Seven J Foreword
A clash of color, the touch of a smile
A bit of persevereness, once in a while
A lilting laughter, a burst of song
The hint of a te:.ir-drop-not for long.
A glint of lovelight, a grasp at dawn,
A broken half-sob, when love is gone.
A dream of youth, a vision gay,
A bond witl1 earth, and-feet of clay. 0 /4
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Eight M1in E:itranc3 William Henry Gray Hall
= ·=· Ni11c := ,v.\1m ""· SuLuv,\"
Dean and Professor of History and
Political Sc-ience c or of
gc Graduate of Kansas State Normal
School : A. n., University of Illinois;
_\_ J\'L, and Ph. D., ibid. ' Chicago; A.
W,,u.,,cE HowE LEE, Registrar
Professor of Latin and Greek
. _A. B., Williams College, A. iVI.,
ibid; D. D., Albany College; graduate
work at University of California. work at University Profrssor f ling/isl JI([ Literature
A. n., l·loston University; A .. M.,
Ph.D .. ibid. ~ /4, ~, _ ... -
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ELJZ,\TIETH ]RVJNE
Professor of Engl-ish and Literafnrc
:\. 13., l\foskingnm College: A. M.,
ibid: graduate work at 'niversity of
Chicago and Cniversity of California.
Run1 G. CAs1,:
Assistant Professor of E11glish
A. B., University of Oregon; grad
uate work, University of Or('gon.
:'· .., ,' Professor of Education and
Psychology
A. n., Christian College; A. M ..
l'niversity of Oreg-on: Ph. D.; ibid. I-L\RRY B. HART
Professor of Chemistry and Ph) 1sics
fl S .. Kansas State Teachers· Col
lege: :'IL S .. l'niversity of Iowa; Ph.
D .. ibid.
Ross L. TAYLOR
Assistant Professor of Englis-!t
A. B., University of Michigan; 1-\.
:i\if., ibid. ¼ M,
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LOREN G. BUTLER
Prof cssor of Mathematics DANIEL FREEMAN
Professor of Biology
.:\. B., Lniversity of Oregon: A. M.,
ibid; graduate w·ork at University of
Chicago, Graduate of Indiana State Normal
School: Ph. U., Earlham College; Ph.
:\-1.. University of Chicago; graduate
work at Cniversity of Chicago and
liniversity of Oregon.
\1V1LFRED C. BLE:\i\-lASTER
Director of Athletics and Professor of
Econom·ics and Sociology
_H~ S.. Grinnel College; graduate
w·irk at the University of Illinois and
University of Idaho.
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JusTIN A. MILLER
Dirrctor of Co11serrntory a11d Pro
fessor vf Pia110 a11d Pipe Orga11,
a11d Theory
;vr us. n., Simpson College Conserv
atory: pupil of F. E. Barrows, Everett
S. Oliver. Herbert :'-\. Harver, \ll.i. R.
Knupfer and Louis Victor Saar. RonrnT T. Burn
!11str11ctor of Violin and Voice
Pupil of leacliug masters of Amer
ica and Europe. including Becker,
Gordon. Yan Laar, i\tfarleatt, Pro
chowski. Ruzzi and :Mueller.
:M,w TRAVIS
Instructor of P.iauo
Student of Ward School of i\fosic. CONR.\DlNE FROi\l ~I
Secretary
A. D., Albany Colleg·e. }OllN REDt::NlCS
Superintendent of Grou11ds a.11d Direc
tor of Stude11t Emplo·y·meut
ALICE C. GRAHAM
Librnr-ia.n
Graduate Kansas State Teachers'
College.
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Fiftee,n ((Jhe T rusrees of Albany ColleBe
EXECCTIVE COi\L\IJTTEE
fR.\i'lh J. l\fli.LCR, Chnir111a11
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C1..,io-:'\rn \V. G11EENE r. (1.c.111::"!T lt:vrn1-: Jc1s1~Pl·l H. R.\LSTOi\'
c.,111.1-:To"i E. Sox
Pi::1:cv ,·\. Yul'NG
TRUSTEES
(L,\RE"iC!.:: W. G11EF.N 1::, Ex-Officio
Class of 19.'28
HoN. h.,NK J. M1urn
:\lie JOUN £. WHEELER
MRS. J.C. fa.LlOTT KING
i\fo. WJ1.,LJ,1,1 FORTMILI.ER
MR. J. H. R,\LSTOi'I
Mn. P. t\. Yot1r1c
?vfos. F.\NNJE 0. Rooo
i\JR. ]OSEPll r\. WILKINSON
Class of 1929
i\fo. J. C. lRVINE
REv. vv. H. Nt·crnT, D. D.
Mic E. B. W1U,L\MSON
REV. I-I. L. HOWi\f.,\N, D. D.
R1,v. D. A. THOMPSON, D. D.
]L'OGE J. W.: M.\LONEY
l\fo. WILI.Ir\i\-1 BJTTLE WELLS
REV. N. K. Tt:LLY
MR. C. E. Sox Class of 1930
iVlR. L. E. 1-l:\i\lII.TON
MH. FLETCHER LINN
i\fo. W. C. H,\RDINc;
i\•fo. D. A. P.\TTl'I.LO
i'vfo. S. \~'-L\WRENCE
t"1R. E1uc H.\l'SER
:\fo. T. T. SHELL
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Sixteen Albany
Portlall(l
Portland
Albany
Alban_,,
Albany
Portland
Aorth PelLd
Lebanon
Portland
Albany
Portland
Portland
Pc11dleto11
Portland
Salem
Albany
Alba.ny
Portland
Roseburg
Portla.11d
Portland
Portland
vVallo·wa r SenioPs
MOTT01 Live Pu,e. Spt;al: T,ue. Right Wrong,
SrotT1ltcn :
Eighte<'n :, : LOL'IS CllRHAMMER, Presidc11t
ALBANY
Entered '23
Footbn.ll. I, 2, 3, ,t; Baseball ,1. 2,
3 ,I• Jlaskclhall, 2, 3, •I: 011re~·a ~elf:
• ; 3 1• Excc1ttlvc Council. 3, ' •
t-c~is,,'re'/ Assoc la led Stuclen ts, 3.
LESTON F,\TE
CANYONVILLE
Entered '2.f VICTOR f\RUNDE.L
ROSEBURG
Basketball, 1, 3, ,f: Baseball:
1 ,1• Tennl~. 2. 3: Football, 4, y .,.,1 C \ Cabinet, 2; Athletic
Co .. ,n'cii'_ '2: Tennis Ma.nagct·, 2:
Science Club, 2: Alpha Lno.iftt d 1 ~ 3, Sigma. Tau e
3 ~ o,'n;i;a • Zeta., ·I; Executive
Council, 4. En tere<l '2,J
Orange Peal. l. 2, 3, ·I: Dele
gate to Asilomar Y. M. C. ~
Convenion, 1: Eunclinn L,t.
Society, 1, 2, 3; Trndltlons
Committee, ,f: Glee Club, •I; Y.
i\L c. A. Cabinet, 2.
ALEDA TEN HAAF
PORTLAND
Entered '24 Guy CAMPBELL
~anyonvlHc
Entered '24 RETA RowLf:Y
SWEET HOME
Entel'ed '24 Debate 2. 3; Tennis, 2. 3:
Alpha Gamma. 2, 3, 4 ;EEun
ltian LiL, 2, 3; Play •I; •xe
c11tive Council, 3. Football. 1, 2, 4: Bru,ke~
b II l 2 3 4 • Baseball, 1. 2,
3 a ',1:' O,·a.toi-y, 3; , Alph~
r~ambda, 1. 2: Omega Zeta.. -1.
College Glee Club, 3, 4. •\lphn La.mbda, 1, 2, 3, 4:
Y -w Cabinet. 3; Debate 2,
3: Delegate lo Sen beck, 3:
'.\fay Queen, •l.
F,wETTE Jor-rnsoN
.'\VALLO\VA
Entered '24 G~;/:m Com
ALBANY
nool, Basketball. 1; i' Mbcf~
A. Cabinet, 2: Alph; at1~afC
Lit., 1, 2~ 3.: Orn3n_g,b~s Prest~ a ana Editor, • 11 3-
d' t 3• Executive Coun.c.. • en , • 1• 3 · Pirate Student T1·eas11re • ' M naKnig·hts, 3, 4; May Day a
ge1·, ·I. . Entered ';3 . Deba.le, Ennet,an Lit., 1, ~._s, t
1 2·
2• y M. c. A. Cabrnc , • •
Lice .. Ser"lce Group, 3, 4: ~nnt
2• Glee Club, 1: 01·chest1 a. , 0 3 ,1• Pirate Knights, 3i 4:
j.~s:ecutivc Council, 2. 4: V,c~
p;•esld~ Class, 4; Vice-Presi
dent ,\sltoclatcd Sudents, 2
and President, 4.
:, HOXS£\' BORDEN
WOODSTOCK, VA.
• Entered '24 b ll l 2 Lit l 2 3 • Bas,e a , • Eunetian . ·• • ho.ii 1. oi·nnge
3, 4; Frosh l3ask?tFootbail. 1. 2, 3. Peal Staff, 1, 3 • . ~ • 2 •i. Baseball
4: Class TrcaS)!1 ~~ Tau' Delta, 3:
~Innas-ei;:_t2; /•iir-ate !(nights, 3, 1: Omega= a.. • . 4,· y M C. A.
Executive Cv~"!.1:;1
1:csidcnt As.sociatCabinet, ·I; •c~
~d St11den ts, 4.
: : :
Nine!eeti : Senio~ Write Up
FOllr long years ago our class had its humble beginning with about forty-five
ignorant bllt happy young ideas. Surging on while others failed by the wayside,
the following survivors proclaim to the world a Justy health and a determination
to go out and make good. Let us begin with the Class President:
LOCIS lHRHAMMER
He's acql/ired ellough lal/rels to stock a big: parI?;
In At!lletics he's played, so they had to rell/aFI,.,
That for e'uery opponellt it loolted pretty darl".
Alld he's still jl/st the sallie good old lad.
But not ollly ·ill 'i.Mr ·is his guerdon success,
fVe cOl/ld nalll,e other call quests, but those \,ou cau Cluess
. "',When he as!?s her the question she'll dOllbtless sa,' "Yes"
If she doesn't, she'll 'i.('ish thaI she had! .
GLENN COlE
111 losing Mr. Coie
We lose a helping friel/d
What thol/gh the day be de'i.,'e,I,
He'll pll/g on to the end. .
Remember his debatin CT
'" A I/d presidential sl(ills?
Old boy, )'0/1. leaue us 'i.mitiltg
To see )'on limite the hills t
GUY CAMPl3ELL
He's listed from a district southern
He loolts aile way alid throws the otheJ,)n
"He /'0 I' I
a .I' em}J'I·n I U~ game and toIles
Th.e hard-Imoelts and the jolts alld aches
With SItch a Ilaive "-'isaglJ that
The~, dOI~ t Imow What's bClleath his hat
UIlItt their well planlled moves fall flat
A lid Campbell. proves the aC'}'o!Jat.
~~: : -:. = :>~' Twenty LESTON FATE-F:\T:\LlSM
There is scarce a hasketeer sure as Fate
[.vhen the cr07.c'd begins to cheer sure it's Fate
Hr'lI be alit of school next year
:·[nd there's naught ean interfere
With a brilliant, big career
'Calise it's Fate,
FAYETTE JOHNSON
Alld uow we C01l/,e to Fayelle J,
W hose record uearl)' shows stra'ight "A"
Aud though this mealls fOllr years of gr-ind
Il1vest-igate and .\'011 will find
I-Ie edited the "Orange Rilld"
And Iwpt his sanit:)' of mind.
While putting 111ay Doyon 'with a style
That o'/f.ght to hold th('m quite a while.
RETA ROWLEY
A smiling, cheerful little Miss
A helpful lab assistall!
As free as truth fro'll1 artifice,
In all her 'Worl? persistellt,
Our blessings 'rest '111'011 :\'01/., friend,
As out in life )'011. start.:
A bellediction we extelld )'our s~11n!,athetic heart.
HOXSEY BORDEN
H. Borden's l1a'l1I·e we faill would gi'i.Je
The iV!nrvel of the school,
We feel our SOil will do his (her) best . . ..
To brush aside the rule d·isqualifying college 1/1.en tron;, useful busllIess /tte
Alld lise his mOlletary skill in carillg for a~budget.
1\ a ma,n has beeu so faithful-quite,
A t football, floor, 01' /-raelt,
Kid Borden tunlCd o'/tt eve'ry night:
Of urit he has no laell.
.. Clot 11is n'ait t·['O'1-[7. Borden's milll and '. crea'm. "T'''' IS rU1Jl.01'· ed tllat I'/e ~ . ,.,.
If tli-is be so we advocate the sa'me for all the t<?a11f..
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A LEDA TEI:\ HAAF
fllhcn ,,•e bid a fond adiru to frirnd , lleda, social fu11ctio11 arou.11d !lie school m'/1 score a loss,
And «•e ca111101 figure ,i•htrc t/1cy"l! /i11d a leader -;_c1ho will JJ1easure up iJ, p1111-i11g things across.
Ne.rt Scptembe1' she'll be Olf.t m11ong the teachers.
There's a bunch of hds ,tre /?lliJ)' quite a bit;
For whate'er her field of 1-ife, we'/i bet !hr bleachNs
Will acclaim this prclfy Miss as quite a hit.
VICTOR ARUNDEL
Was Sha.flespeare far 111istahen
Whrn saying, ( Or did Ba,:011)
" 'Tis Vic, I own,
"f,J/hose worth's unk110,,m
"A/thong!, his height be tailer.?"
( Eo1ToR's Norr:s-Shakespearc's Sonnet No. 116.)
We claim to be only normal people for while we have no Angels in our group
no crooks may be found either, while no Jewels gleam among our personnel we
are free from any Greene element and as to brinirino· home the .Bacon-we have ,~ :, hopes despite the c.lai111s of othe1' classe~. If we cannot boast that any one of us
is a Plum neither can you accuse us of harhoring a prune in our midst. Taken
all in all, Fate is with us and we have one member who out-longs Long.
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Twenty-two : : ~ 14, "' -· ,... ' ~ .
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Prophesy' of Senio, Fates
('With " C)tle F<,..te in Particular)
Dear f\nnual Editor:
I am a mind reader. . I eration when a little boy
-11 et' c of a snro·1c.a op . \.\'hen coming ont from ~n ane::-~ I nurses ab~ut me. Long! practice, fastrng
I found I could read the mmds o~ t,1e acit -until today it 'is perfect. I l~lOw a11(
1 mccliLation have perfected this ~apl:-oyf 111" B)' <>Teat mental effort 1 can ' • Jleo·e th111 ,,, '-· :::, ] f r exactly what everybody m co . ,.., . h.uman eve can see ancl behold rew~rc o l)eer into the vistas of the fut111 e fat! as ct1s1)ect~d this unearthly talent in mell.
• II No one 1as ., • . • I . To te ever)' student in co ege. . tl1e effects of its \<hvu gence.
Su rel , I was not so ( n as een social suicide. l 'O co e:::, I II to fa1 I to· see N II o·e pro-
some 'or my myst;c penetrnfon w;•;ld ,:'.~;~,!own ·,hat eve,y rnu;ng thought ~'.' fessor could have sat before me i 1c_ t' clcl novelt)' to the end .of the ye~r c 11s I • to me as a movie. . . . ,·11 not reveal my t en i • . • l-Ioweve1. o a ·c1 t t)' as p am • . bl' tion prov1d111g you \\ I
material goes mto you1 pu ,ca . I . . because his career is so tan-
• I )roblem to t le seet • I see H. Borden presents a specia_ I . . ·I to the pinnacle of success.
• I f • he fmally st, ugg es I iVI • Borden o·led and circuitous )C ?' e . . . • its flower covered pore l ~. .
: luxurious bungalow m V1rg1111a and o11nero·e into the laughing sunlight w1lth
< • I 11 e)>ecl woman e1 :::, t dino-on t 1e and a cmly-ha1rec' ) ue- t'o·hl'I)' into the mammoth cars an ::. U f •• et)' 1fr. Borden leaps I:::. f I f tball o-ame between the . care ree ga1 • • , , It is the day o t 1e oo < :::.' • ·1 tio-ers
d,.;veway and ;, wlnsked aw,,\ I f Id Hoxsey's men ..-e batth'.,g h" J ..
of Va. and New York State •. )n t 1e ie thev capture the last pomt to ma (e a
-I the crowd rises ,vith a mighty roar as I ;lders of his gigaJ1tic men to the
a'.1<_ • ' little fellow is borne on the slot .· , o-reatest Coach. He waves
voctoo). A r I I It is King Bo eden' A mencas , back flushed with middle of the "<. • • what he ;s, as sho waves ' ' I see
to the little woman who made l:1111 . 1' football fans. The picture fades. f
• I ob of trenz1ec ' • A 01roup o p•·ide, from amulst t" m f f Id in the eacly smnme,·-tnue. , ff t
now a dry and dnsty ex~l~i:e c~nn;:y enviconment with an int•g,~;•::a~n ~~;
bea,,t;fol bmldmgs gcace f the fut<n·e. Heeds of ,·eel and blae< cab the home
It is li>e se!Help college _o buHding which l know to e . . ~ n f t·1 valle)', Approachmg a stately . I see the young couple s1ttm,, o er I e H -er-Uhrhamme1. of Mr. and Mrs. Ten . a
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Twcat_v-three the long-veranda. Mrs. l:hrhammer is writing. She looks up smiling and pro
ct:eds to explain the oasis in this Willamette ''desert." It seems that she had de
cided to transform her hw;bancl's ranch· into a sel (-help college run strictly ac
cording to her own idea's. Hundreds of students flocked to the institution until
the influence oO its fame and of her books 011 ·•· How to Run a College" and
"\>\'hat's ·wrong With American Colleg-es"had caused llllndreds of similar in
stiwtions to spring up all over the counlry, r<.>vol11tionizing its echicational ~ys
tem almost over night. The young pair seem to be exuberantly happy. Fayette
Johnson, professor of Education and :\fathematics M the college strolls up with
a hearty laugh. He is a man of great learning and a studi01is face. His fore
head is very. very high and he wears glasses which accentuate bis pedagogical
f\n<l Vic? 0 yes I\" 1· • 1· · I ( · · · 1,.·11 . . . • , " ives Ill a 1tt e not so httle either) ishanty m the 1,1 s
paintmg pictures occasionally. Art critics who have seen them say that he must be a nut.
: :■ : . : Senior-La§t Will and T eitament
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"You folks have hung arouucl here long enoug-lt. ToJHorrow you march up
the gangplank for a big" splash... Jt \s the voice oP lhc Old -School. We kilOW
we can expect 110 mercy and seek' none. Out!>iclc we can hear the Sea of Life
Gnashing itself into white fo,im in anticipation of uur arrival i11 its icy clutcl1es.
"Do you have any messnge to iss,1e, or any worldly goods to bestow upon
Lhose left behind?" comes the question. In view of om soon departure w<.' hast
ily but thoughtfully provide the following beneficences and properties:
To our friends on the faculty our sincere thanks for making our grades as
high as conscience could permit.
To foture generations of classes yet unborn, we bestow the following rig-hl·s:
l. The right to expect a brick veneer on Woodward Hall in the near future.
2. The right to wonder how we ever stood (he old building.
3. The right to set aside the venerated Doug·tas H.all as an edtfice of his~
torical interest.
To Barbara Andrew, a future life dwelling ii1 bliss among the Angells .
To lvlary Edgar, a job in the l:fakery, since she perhaps needs the dough and
it will allow her to be near her work,
To the Frosh class, the right to use the far-famed Senior Rench erected by the
class of '27.
To the Junior class the right to prochrce some one with as great ;t roysil p~we1•
as Glenn Coie, as great a reticence as Leston Fate, who can equal the gr~at. teets
of Vic Arundel, as kindly a potentate as Queen Reta, as great a contort10n1st as
Guy Campbell, etc. _
To Sylvia Case, Dad Freeman's capacity Jor nil-clay-suckers.
To G·illet, a. good razor-strap every day.
To J. e, Henrikson the raucous, blatant voice of Glenn Coie an<I his job as
student Moderator. . . . 1 Louis Uhrhammer bestows on Ted Plum his unlimited library pnv1lege,:; an<
freedoi.n. f I · f I · e To Gilbert Shearer, we all heartily bequeath a ~9 year ranc 11s0 or exc us1v
rights for a bus line between Albany aml O_regon City. . _
For the coming year a brand-new man 1s tendered _to Lois Hall.
Aleda Ten Haaf to Grace Chally a sudden inter~st 111 the boys. . .
To \i\l alter Dennis, the world's cha111pion )ol,'lg-chstance preacher and cai -ti ad-
T·went.y-fi.ve f ·1 ot· o·~rao·es and an air1)la11e as part of his preaching· equipment. er our 1111 es ::." , .-, -' ' '
'To Gyron Travis, the Gishop of Le.bano11, Bruce Co_ie. the ~ishop of Talbot,
Avery Oliver, the Hishoi> of Swec!"l10111e and' Walt r)~11111:-the ?ishop of Blachly,
the right lo hold annual C()llWnticlcs in the old build, ng and issue decrees for
thei1' respective dioceses .
.-\lecla Ten Tfaaf to Gwen nacon, her ability to kicl the faculty and get away
with it.
Vic :\rundel to :\urelia Estell:i Van Kolken, the Dutchess, a half a do1.en
pairs of old shoes.
To Dorothy Jewell .i little barb<:!r-sh0p next to the campus store where she
may live hnppily ever after as the official Shearer and can give all the little shav
er~ the advant;1ge of a higher education.
For Miss Graham, .the Se11i0r cltt'IS i,; willing-to go into debt for a; book en
titled .. Finger Talking Mack Plain for Everyone·· so that by its use all noise iu
the library can be eliminated.
To Glenn Julian, a job in t·he Secrfl Service.
To Lynn Stewart, Leston leaves his way with the ladies.
Ale<la is not thru, she still has gifts to be:.tow. 'fo lola Yokum her .heartfelt
wishes for a brilliant success in college :-111(1 her ways with the men.
Hoxsey Dor<lcn, his petty larceny to anybody who will prove worthy of the
charge.
Re/a M. Rowley to .Henry Kauppi her <:buckling laugh.
Leston alsQ to Joe Angell enough money to pay the five bucks he owes the
City 0£ -'.\lbany with enough over tQ refund the former five siinoleons advanced
for that purpose.
fayett~ Johnson to John Red~nius, a job in the employment bureau of the old
Soldier's Home. ·
To 13ill Hulet, eternity with nothing else to do but listen to a non-stoppable
phonograph playin~· ''The Va.r!-iity Prag" while Ralph Thomson is treated to a
player piano rendition of •<By the Light of the Stars" 1n perpetuity.
To Wallace, the graceful lineament<; and robust health of Mr. Uhrharnmer's nasal equipment. '
\Nhen the Albany College RaJ1ch becomes. officially known as "The Cow Col
lege" Barbara and 1\nnette will have a special herd of cows so that their daHy quart will be assured.
. Having-thus bestowed om last vestiges of worldly wealth and prestige we re.a
Sign ()t1rselves with a clear <:Qnsdence to the natural processes of ostracism.
THE SENIOR CLASS.
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nrwc1c !\NDEllSON COile
ft i< thot,.,.ht thul Brnce woi·kcd in a Di<"tion
arr factor~~ anyw.'\.~·. he 1,nows inost of t~,e
wol'Cls in it. He is going to tench som<>b0II)'
something· son,e day-mayll<'. .J'n~t nt p1·e$c11t
b,•in,:,: taught k<:-'-'P~ him r>1·ctl)' lln,sy, <'LAS~ P l{J,;i';TJ)EN'l'.
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On('-of the gi1·1ia we .-~.all)' could tPII o. lot
about. but. ""e will i;h·c ht:i· nnothcr chance.
l)LJVJ::f{ CIJlLOERS
·wouldn't know bn~in-ros if lw. had. IL o.ni't
there ls no datl!:'01· ol' his contract,nr: ,t, how
ove1· ho i:,; alwn.:vs (1-,pen,Jable and alwnyii will
ing. ls destined to make. i;ood.. ,
DoRo-rH Y Brmvr. JEw1,L
She does o. lot or things well 11nd shine~ ospcc
io.lly jn hlsto1·Y. She is orton sr~n occi.1p) in~ .. the
front scat or ~i "lo.rge" co.1· with, ;,11 "Shoarcr.
CL,\RE V10LA DouGHtRTY.
Chi.re's chle f charnctcristlc Is her unen<ll.ns-
1 l She llSTCCS with 'McDougal thnl tho Ill· S't !!'~te.of •.plnv is 0;,e or u1c r11ndamental P>•incl
s 1~~ 11p0,1 w·hich educntlon 111 based. LIJ,cs to
~id~ "disc~" if Y'-'11 ),now wl~nt we mean.
D,\l,E PERRY
oi·e Dale hus llllckered hl11 way into the
• O!'ce s'rct1on • lm!)lilsive, a trifle 1·attlehended.
~~i~t~-~ svcnl<s. o·n th~ spur ot . the _moment.
\Voutdn"t be J)l'csldcnt o( the United States on
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1·went~•·SC11C'II -·we wo11Jd rather 11ot bei,in to enunHii-atc all
of h<'I· i::·nod <iualiti<'s bPcu.use space or lack otn
w<,uld not J,c•,•mit us to do her Justice, nuLQ lil,<'s ft·(>~hlnen.
Roni::1n-Ew.,r--r JEwi:;r.1.
lfo is one or th"' nation's g·l'entest rne11. The
fact U,nt he is editor has not spoiled hlm. Isa
h1tl>itunl fussc,·. n.lways can be relied on lb do
th,u twice a. yc,a.1-. 'l'nl,es off his ha~ when ht speal;s to hilllS<>lf.
LEON., ANNETTE AococK
Annette is !l steady and sensible girl. Ber
ubility is attested b)• the wo1·k she hns donr. \Vrite·s 1>octry nncl likes Vic.
]01-rn ANDERSOl\' Cox
There's n lot to .John for he, is a big ~)'
a.rollnd the colleg<.', He and Conch Bleamaster
Ptlt out a good football team. Can't see the value of intelligence tests.
ELLEN E. B,\ KER
A loyal friend. an enmest worker nnd a will·
ing· helr,ei·. i\iakes friends ensilv. (She made
one in her Frn:shman yeru· which· she .continues lo kcl!p.)
KARL TH,\CI·IER HUSTON
"Master .\{ind.'' Draw.s hi;.h gi·ades be,;auoe
\<\ i11 <Smart. H<? !s oue of ou1· csthnable "Ath
letei;." He disp,Jays his "Anollo-like" physique on the basketball floor.
::§ : Tsou HnNG HA1
• I • i· l worker and nn interesting 'J',snu 1s a "': < , "hello" if he thought he C.-i,•nd ,-vouldn t say
would. s.cnr~ you in uny ,vay.
GRov1~R CLr.vi;:1,.,No Jvim,crn .
• makes hi~ mark with-Quiet :rnd stu<l,otus. heA11other fellow who was I •t'sin• the net. out ac vlet 't1 "e wiles or nH;i.trhnony. snar~cl >Y 1
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EKSTRAND ANGELL
In the latt~r part of Septembe~, 1927, about half of the previous year's
Freshman class came bal5k to Albany College--This time as Sophomores. \•\ihat
we );;eked i,i numbers wf! made i1p in ~H and enthusiasm. To begin with, we
held a little i>.arty at ·the'91o_v Scout Cabin 011 the Penniewinkle Creek. At this
time we elected our otficers for the year.· The followjng were elected: Presi
dent. Harry L-Ia1·vie; vic~7president, Marjorie Coggins: secretary and treasurer,
Evelyn \,Vhitc. At a latet: date Ellis Sox was elect('d class editor.
The Sophomore Class was represented in all forms of athletics. in forensics,
in 1m1sical organizations and in the holding of stttdent offices. One of our mm1-
ber, Han:y Harvie, is treasurer of the Associated Students.
Dt1ri11g the month of Jammry the first annual Bag-rush and Tug-o-\.Var were
held between the Sopl't~orcs and the Freshmen. lt was natu_ral that we shonlcl
take both events-and we <lid. The Tng-o-\?\1ar was taken with great ease, but
the Frosh fought hard in the Bag-rnsh.
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KISSLING SHELBY EDGAR THOMSON
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Th-irt3•-three Freshmen
.. YI • I (Ye wilh a bountiful supply of eag« September, 1927, found .-\!b,llly Lo! cl,., b it were denied the customa~· o·anized themsc ves, 1 f rm
F '"'"'""· They soo" o, ,, . •. ' a ter the •han was Wed' and a Ing o "" ,
scrimmno·e ,vith the Sopllomo, e~. _,, \.. tl1e Sot)homores managed to dmg,
, I II ·ampns ,. s . fi'f I 1mg nosh was stag.cl o" t '~ o , ,'' '; II fa; I to ;ncln de the battle m the o . " the wily Frosh tl1ru the ,_n,re, ,, e I\ .
"'°'"'· .. 'clent. Ruth Lawre1~ I w·11· 1 Shearer, p1 es1 ' The results of the election mace , , ian\,\~·11· I·Ittlet treasurer; Jose liar• GI • t' ry • , 1 1a111 , vice-president; 1\-fildred an,n, sec1 ea. . .
• • i\far)' F.dgar. editor. ;nas, se<g,ant-at-anns, l • • . . _ , M C. A. "'d iii
• • • s cial act1 v1t1es, the \ . I . I J .•\ fter two weeks of exclusion h om •• o • • . t. Th is was fol O.\Vlu
• ff 'ti the annual iecep ,011. t y W C A. staned the season o w, l ' . I The pany was • • • • • I I lei in the ()Tave-ya1 c. by the Freshman party wh1c l was le. ;:. . ·t f the committee.
er l!O' Oil the J)c\l 0 broken np dne_ to the clever maneuv , b f ·e inter·
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::i l s )homonc cus · borrs brrt as a whole, they rnse above I ,e 'OJ . • ffl
' • othe, than engag"'•' The ,emah1dec Of the yea, was uneven_tfol S~CJal\y; spent ;,. pum,;,,g '" the usual student body activities. Adcht1onal time \\ as
mystic charm ·to knowledge.
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were: Glenn Coie, president; Hoxsey Borden, vice president;. Marjorie Mason,
secretary.
At an early meeting il was decided that the sailor's cap be-the official rooters
cap. In December the Associated Students purchased a clock for w·oodward
Hall. In February it was voted that each st11dent be assessed $1.50 for the pur
pose of Ulaking a concrete tennis court. Paul Greene was elected treasurer of
the tennis fund.
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to support college ;ictivities have resulted in a very successful year for the Assoc
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HENRY K.-\t;ppJ
1-[oXSEY BORDEN'
LOIS 1-l:\LL Editor-in-chief
Associatr Editor
Art Editor
Hum.or
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MEMBERS
Class of 1928 BROWNIE BANC[l(T
EW,\RT J£Wl::L:.
(L\RE Doucr·TERn·
H.-\RR\' Fl.\HVIE
1-Iox:;EY BtJTWEN
IB1ww;,.:rn B,,Nl;rmT LOLITS CHRH.-\M.M!:'.R
• LESTON F ,\TE
BRUCE (OIE
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Dt:,\N POWELL Class of .1929
CL,\RE Dot·c1-1 t::RTY
Class of 1930
Class of 1931
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DR. H:\RT Ew.-\RT JEWELL
GILBERT SHEARER
DR. B . .\KER
Leston Fate was elected by the Senior Class to take Browie Ban
gert's place on the council when he left school. Leston Fate was
later elected by the council to fill ont Brownie Bang-e_rt's term of
Presiclen t. I.
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c)\1ay CDay 19 27
At the 16th annual ?\fay Dav exercises at A\bany College. 'Mil
dred Coie was crowned Queen }.,[iklrecl II. It was the first corona
tion to be held on the new campus. The throne was set against the
north cnc1 of the building which macle a fitting background for the
exercises. Homage was paid to the Qneen by her subjects in 1fosic,
Song anc1 Dance. "Quality, Street"
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On the nigh~ of l\ifa)' ?l ·\JI C R· ,, -• r lany ol]Po-e !)r t t l . '-<Llllesemn I heatre Th -::, esen ec t 1e1r annual play at the St. . .. • ey presented J. ?v[ B .. • .. f . 1 cet, coached by Mrs C f • • ai 11c s our act comedy "Oual1ty ·t . • • ase o the E1wlish D . .~ 1 a complete success wo ti "" epai trnent. All w•ho saw 1t voted
• I iy to represent Albany College. Cast ef Characters
Miss Phoebe Throssel .............................. ·-·-·--·----------·· .. JE.\N B.'\KER
Val/'llti11e 13 ro·,c·11 ...................................................................... TED Pu· i\I
Miss S11sa11 Throsscl ...... --•------··--··-··-·--------··-·----·--f\LED.-\ TE/\: H.\.\F
Miss /-le11rietta T11rnbnll ......................................... Jt·u.-\ rvicAlll.EY
Miss TFillonghby ................. ........ : ................................. ELLr::N BAKER
Miss Fa1111.\' Willonghby ............................................ MARIANNE SPEER
Rccr11iti11g Scrgea11t _____ -·······-··-·-·········-•··--··---·-·-···G1 LllERT S1·1 EA RER
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Georgy .................................................................................. 1\1.-\RY EoG.\R
Miss Bc11eridgc ............................................................ DOROTHY JEWELT.
Isabella ······--·-·--·······-·-·---·-·····------····-----------------·-·CLARE Do UGI-I El<.TY
Arthur H'clleslcy Tomson .................. : ......................... JAMES EDSTROM
Williain Smith ................................ -..................................... MARY EDGAR
Char/at I c Parral t --·--··--· ···-·--·-·-··------------·-----------···--i\'I.-\ RVEL L,\RSON
E11sign Blades ................................................................ DESMOND \Vooo
Harrie I ·----···---·-----··----·-----····-:--.-·--------·-·------· _______ -·------E \'LYN C~E Mo
Spicer .................................................................... ____________ DEE S11vlPSON
A 11. Old S oldicr .............................................. _ ................. HARRY HAR\" rn
A Gallant ................... -........................ ·•··--------·········· ...... I-I EN Ry K., u J;'PI
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The Albany Colleo·e Orel t I'
. ·I,. I . b ies ra_. c irected by Professor l\iiiller resumed (Jracticc
e,11) Ill tie year with a vigor which cha1·acte1··1zes ,·\. Tl C ,ictivi-ties . • ic orch~st.ra was fortunate i11 r<::ta111111~t fron1 and al I ~ last _vear most of its members
~ ' so ac m1tt111g several new members. S . . . . . . . ,
ror worthwhile pe t· 0 tai it has lived up to its reputation r onnance.
Une of the pleasino· events of th
the Virst Prcsbvte .· bc·1 I. " e con1111ence111cnt season was the concert in
• , I ian • n1rc 1. J he o·oocl ·1tt 1 I . . showed cordial a J . • , "' ' enc ance, anc enthus1ast1c response
' . '_I p1 ec1at1on on the part of the public.
Much credit 1s clue. to Profe- . J . . . , _ . .
his time spent in 1 ... 1 ssoi USlin :-\. :'.rtller for his untiring efforts and ma ,111g t 1e , rchestra . . . schools. • . • ' come up to a standard 111a111ta111ecl 111 larger
. The hearty cooperation of l'rofcssor
He has been williiw to 1 . 1 . Blair is appreciated by the orche~tra.
vi I' . h Pay 111 pu Jltci performances and has encouraged his o Ill pupils to contribute their services.
The orchestra stands reach, t 1 . .
finer Albany Colleo·e • • • 0 c O its part 111 helping- to create a larger anti
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The officers for the year are:
President
Manager •• ························--············ •··················LJ'IIII Strwart
Librarian ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ·····························Gerald Steele
•• ·············································Ma-rgarct Hurst
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' Glee Club
For the first time in several years Albany College has hacl a well organized
Glee Club to represent il. At the call of Dr. Lee a.nd Professor l\ililler about 25
students responclecl and went at the the task of organizing a musical organization.
The first result of their work was seen in the recital that they gave at the First
Methodist Church in the winter term. Then in the spring term a need for :;tu
clent representation i1,1 some of the hi,g-h sch0ols ancl churches of the state was seen
and first a\ men"s quartet was sent from the organization into Eastern Oregon,
Later in the season the entire Glee Club rnacle three trips to l)orttancl, holding two
services in chmches on the first two occasions anc\ one on the latter. On all three
times the organization has bce11 assisted by the boys quartet and the girls sex:!"et.
Wtth most of the members returning- another year we ecrn expect an eadier start
an:d a greater interest in the organization during the year 1928 and 1929.
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F orty-fi,Jc Y. W. C.A.
President ________________________ ----------------------------- _________ .. __ D orot h_v J c'i.ecl I
Vice President -------------,--------- ------------------------------1/Vynafrcd Cas/011
Secretary ------------------------------------------------ .. ___ . __________ Marjorie Coggins
Treasurer --------------------------------- __________________________ .4. nrclia Va11. K ol!tcn
Finance ----------------------------- _______________________________________ C /arc Dougherty
Program ________________________________________________________________________ Mildred F11ge
The Y. W. C. A. has had a ver_v active year not only in the regular meetings
held each week, but also in some outside activities. i\iiost interesting programs
have been prepared for each meeting thus assming good attendance and partici
pation in the discussion_
Cancly, pie and pop-corn sales were given at frequent interval~, to secure
money to finish paying· for the furniture in the Girls' Rest Room_ The annual
Oriental Sale was a big event on the calendar--the tea room adcling both in a
socia'I ancl a financial way. Delegates were sent to several conferences which
always adds to the spirit and enthusiasm of the group.
Our next goal is the Seabecl~ fund for we are hoping to send several girls
this year.
We owe a great measure of ottr success to tvliss Jewell, who has ·been our
leader and guide throughout all these undertakings_
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YounB Men's Chr>istian Association
President
Vice Presi~j~·;;~·-······-·-··-·-···----------------------·· ········· •··· •·.•·Gilbert S hca rt"r
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,-\ftcr cooperati1w with the o-i ·r b. . . . -
t-ri,w the new ·t d ,'"'.. . 0 1 s I anch of the Christian Association in 11sh
s·iq,"'to ti . s 11 e1f1b into the college halls. we participated in the work neces-" • ie success o the colleo·e 's f ""t -. I . .
iatio11 [{, , f f "' • 11~ socia eve:;nt of the vear-the JO!llt Assoc-ecep ion or the new stmle it 11 . -.· . • . . •..
year, be it noted th· t t , 1 s. 11 1 emai king the social act1v1t1es of the • a 11 0 notably success f l ·• t ... · rnot1vated by o1tr e iit .. • . . . • LI s ag parties were )Jlannecl and
(_ . , e1 pi is1ng chairman, of social functions
lur lllfiuence has been notable thi ' . . • • .
and for11111 meetiiws I t 1 . ' _ s ) eai, not merely 111 our regular clevot1onal
- :::, JU a so lll the tact that I I . . .. all ot the 111cn st1tclent. ti . ' we •1ave )een 1nstru111e11tal 111 gw:ng • s ie opportun1tv to I • · l po111ts. r n this w·i" •Jr •. · -1ea1 strong speakers from onts1c e
• • 'J•' ov1s1011 has been mad, f -I . . v1ewpo111ts and intere,t ,1 . 1 ' e 01 t 1e presentation of broadeP111g
I _. . ·-s " llc 1 should be beneficial to all. n cons1derat1on of the fa ·t ti .
from offices of res!) •b·i· '~ iat an appreciable number of our fellow., come •. • ons1 I ity Ill the cla s I J . ~ . . . . the tields of athletic a I f _ . ~-es anc t 1e r\. C. S. Assoc1at1011 and trom . . 'nc 01ens1c acti,,f 1 . . gi oup of men who COllllJ . . . 1 _ ies, we )elieve that the represcntat:vc . ose ou, oro·aiHzat • . 1 . . . ance which the y :.VI C ·\ . ~ 1011 15 P1 op 1et1c of the mcreasecl import·
• • • • • r • will e111oy a I , · 1 • . • 'nc w,11c 1 1s even now worthy of not1ce. -
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The followers of Demosthenes and Cicero have been unusually ac~ive _this
l"car First there was the Old Line Oratorical Contest at Eugene whe1 e ~~1•1_0I n
• ' • ' • -·\ . te tion of the home ' as 1e Travis cleliverecl his oration, pleading tor t 1e 1 e 11
Foundation of Democracy." ::, a
1c1 Ex-
Then of especial interest to Albany College was the annual I eace '1 .· • .
, • 1 \ ll ( -II ·e vas host to irepresentat1ves tempore Speakin°· Contests for wh1c 1 c )any ~o eg ' • . P
• 0 £. • f tl e 13th oF Apnl, the eace ironx nine Oreo-on col\eo-es. On the a te1110011 o 1 . . 0
"' t· . ·\\ban)' Helen·s oration, Contest was held, with Helen ( lglesbee represen mg · · •
"The Guerclon of Peace," was aclclressecl especially to women.
• \ • " he challe1ig-ecl, "with "Clear-eyed straio·ht-thinkin°· womc~n ol J-menca, s ~,
' "' • ~ 1 -• , 1 ,0 • economic inclepenclence. are your college degrees, your poltt1ca it ee< om, ) u 1 . .
--· • • • • tl . D ·I· l\o·es? \Viii you not vou not more purposeful than yom s1ste1 ot 1e a1 '-· ::, . .
• • • 1 . . . . f . ,hich the rnecl1evaltst only weave the Design of h:ace mto t 1e tapes ti y o '' . . .
• • I b ·l l • • f the laclye ta ire which clreamecl? Let not your g-1{t to mankmc , e t 1c co 01s o . ..
were carried into the battl~ field. Let yours be the g-uerdon ot peace.
• •• • ~· • k \lb • · t •• t 1·11 the Extem1)ore Spe,1k- That evenmg, 1
\1\! tlharn htzpatnc , .· any s en 1,111 • ·
• k ·I N ') • 1 ·etiretl to a class-room to mg Contest drew the scaled envelope mar ·cc. I o . .;.., <lllC 1 .
• • • • b • f ti • v·ousl)' announced marn np 1t open and discover upon which su -topic o 1e p1 e 1 ' . . _
topic, "The Influence of the Press," he must speak, with lout an hours tune foi
preparation. "Bill" certainly )did not waste any of that hour for his_ speed~ on
the Influence of the Lindberg Publicity was ably constructecl and cleltverccl 111 a
manner which held the attention of the· audience.
After the Extempore Speaking Contest, there was
Hall for the visiting contestants and faculty members.
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F ort_,•-n-inc a supper at \,Vooclwarcl
:Miniature orators, clone in pe11 and ink by Victor Arundel served as pbcc ca rel,:; }VI -F I E -_ , . _ ' ·, ' ' ·-• 1 1 • 'rec '· Callister ot ,\lban) acted as toastmaqte1 and called upon the clcbate co" I , f . - «c 1es ro111 the Ui •
vers1ly of Oregon, Oregon State College, \Villa111ctte Universit, 1 O ll·
,1 S ) anc reo-011 .,orinal cl1ool at Mo11mo11th for rC'sp011se~ as well •as tlie • • 0
, • _,. w11111111g orators an<l
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The Peace and Extempore Speaki1w contests were the t· l _ .· _ _ . . . "' . 111a 01ato11cal events
of the yea1 wl11ch the tore11s1c manao·er. Ellis Sox in clri·o-e f __ .. ,, ·-. "' . • • , ""' o a11ange111ents for
tl1ese C\ents, admits was an 111111s11ally active one in the art of p t .• I· I-J .
\\,·11· T . a11c, e111)'and '',' 1a111 . en11111gs Bryan. '
WOODS OGLES13EE
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LAMM Two scrappy debating teams with a reel head apiece. a timely question, ,n1d
I )t• 1-1·1ow·ttts of electricitv bmncd at 111idnight transformed a dull, ta!-cly t'housa n c s < ' ' - • . • _ •
clchati,w season to an enthusiastic, successful period. Iola Yocum and Helen
Oglcsb:e upheld the affirmative and Rex_ Lamm ancl Desmond \,Voocl, the ne~a~
tivc.-the reel heacl loeing the first rnenlloned on each team.-of th~ following
t·01. "Resolved That 1\merican Investors ancl Investments Should J\e Pro-qncs 1 1 • . • - • . . .
tectcd Only By the Governments of the Countries rn \Vh1ch the Investment Is
Made."
The first debate of the season was with \\" eber College_ of Ogden. Utah. Ask
either Rex or Desmond for the high lights of that debate in which two freshmen.
appearing for the first time in a college debate met upperclassmen selectecl by
their college to tom the Northwest. Certainly they would recall the arrival of
the Weber College men, on foot, ancl via the muddy short cut, 011 the night before
the debate: the very 11ig-ht, in fact, when an officer of the law stopped Rex ancl
Desmond, hnrrying towarcl the college to meet the debate coacl1 and spend each
precious minute iii neeclecl preparation for the contest, and untactfully comment
eel upon the absence of lights on their bicycles. Then. there would b~ the debate
itself. with the genuine clash of argument, the forceful attack of the visiting team
parried determinedly by the Albany men, ancl the masterful rebuttals of the \1Velo
cr students,1followecl by the spirited round table discussion around the big table
at the Elite.
A dual debate with l\"fonmoulh followed the \~'el)er College engagement. The
women's team journeyed to Monmouth, handling· the affirmative capably,' and the
men's team met the Normal School in Albany. Later in the season Lamm and
Wood drove to Ashland to compete ,vith Southern Oregon Normal School. This
trip 1w1s highly successful. the decision hL'ing unanimously for Albany Colleg;e.
the weather for motoring, c\elig·htfnl. and the cuisine of the Lithia Spring-;; Hotel,
excellent. A debate with the l:niversity of Oreg-on freshmen ended the debating
season and confirmed the be1iet that the Alban)' Colleo-e clebatino· team was true \'.. . ,:, ,:,
ais1ty calibre althoug·h composed of L'reshrnen.
The outlook for next year is brig-ht since the two scrapJ)Y debating teams with
a reel he I 1-• -,1 _ _ . • . ac I apiece, w1 I 1 etu In to co Hege, strengthened by the experience of a cle-
batmg season; the question uncloubteclly will be a timly one, ancl the i\1Iountain
~tates Power Company will continue to' furnish an unlimited number of kiolwa.tts
tor midnight study.
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Fifty-one .\IASON COGGINS 'l'E:--1" HAAF
NORBERG '\'lARlON DOUGHERTY
VAN KOLKEN
: LARSON
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Fift'y-two CLEn-W FUGE C41pha Gamma
I G . Societv one of the olclest social organizatiolls 011 the The Alp ia ,a111111a ·, , . . . . • • . 1 . ·,. 1 · lC..Pl the charter members co111111g horn the Ju11101 an<
ca1111Jns, was orga111zec in -• . . . • I f .. ·1 ' I. • 0 •e vas th·,t of cooperat1110- with. st111rn\at111g anc u, t 1-Scnior classes. ts pu i p s , , • , . "' . . . . . ,. -
criiw all the activities that promote the be.st ;nt~1-e~ts or the c~Hege.'. .also to _P· 0,
" l 1 lt fi··endshij) and const-rt1ct1ve cr1t1c1s111 and social ll,11!l111g ot .the mote t 1e oya )'. 1 • ' ' •
~iris of the campus.
ORGANIZED 1921
Officers
President ············-···········•·········· .... ····· .. ···· .... •······ ....... ::vI:\RJORIE i\tl,\SON
Vice President ......................................................... CLARl': Dol'GI·IERTY
Secretar·v .......................................................................... RlTTil NoRr,ERG
Trcasrrr~r ......................................................................... MILDRl~D Fl!GE
Class al 1928
.I\ LEDJ\ TEN I-L\J\ F
}\if,\RJOHlE iVf,\SON
M,\RJORH: COGGINS
J\LLENt;: 11'L\RION
MARVEL LARSON Class of 1929
Rl'TH NoRCERG
Class of 1930
;\1.'RELTA \TAN Kou-::1:::s.
M1LDREn FucE
Class of 1931
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Fi.f t:-·-threc PERRY
STEELE EI.DE;n
COCHRAN CA~IPBELL
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GEOnGE
ST. JOHN
Fi/ty-four FATE
BAILEY
DOUGHERTY Ome3a Zeta
ORGANIZED 1920
Ojficrrs
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Srcrctar\' .................................................................•...... 1-loxSEY Co1WE.N
T • ....................................... Lol'ls C HR 1-1., M ,-1ER rcas11rcr ...................... .
Class of 1928
Lm·1s 1-'1IRH.Hii\lER
LESTON F 1\ TF
Class of 1929
\V.,1.L.\CE Coc11 RAN
DALr-: P1rnRY
Class of 1930
H,\ROLP B,\11.EY H nx s1:.,· Ho1mE::'i
Gl;Y CAM PB!c1,L
Joi-IN Cox
CLIFl"o1rn DouG 11 "RTY
LYNN GEORGE
CECIL ELDER Class of 1.931
H \Rl.EY ST. JOH;\;
DES \lOND \1\!00D
J.\MES EDSTROM
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SfillAnEn JE\VELL
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JULIAN
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SIMPSON
ECKSTRAND
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ORGANIZED 1925
Officers
Presidc11/ .......................................................................... EW,\RT JEWELL
Vice Preside11t ................................................................ HENRY KAl,PPI
S ccrctarv a11cl Trcasnrcr ____________________________________ .......... HfN RY OTTO
Chaplaii; ......................................................................... H.\RRY I-!Ar..VIE
OLIVER ClllLDERS
HENRY KAUPPI
H:\R\{Y HARVIE
RonERT ToLVSTAD
GILBERT Sl·IE:\Rl':R Class of 1929
EWART JEWELL
Class of 1930 KARL I-ll'STON
HENRY OTTO
DEE SIMPSON
P1-11LLIP Ecr<sTRAND
GLENN JuLl.·\N
Class of 1931
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Fif t·y-seven Fift·v-ci<Tht . .:, ---Eni;gma
They say he is the sturdy oak
_\ towering straight and strnng
A thing clepenclablc and goocl
\Vhich bears the world along.
He is-bul some strange element
\,Vas peppered in so fine
That also subtly makes oi him
,\ sort of dinging vine.
He needs the home that she alone
Can help him build for them
T-Ie needs her love, he needs her praise
\•Vhen all the rest concle11111
1 [e needs the certainty that sill:
Can give of all his folk
Is she the clinging vine to him
Or yet the sturdy oak?
Counter,feiteris ¾ 11,
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The small colleges of the United States. especially those in the western states,
are seemingly reverting to English custom by making the campus also serve as a
barnyard. This is not only remt111erative, but it also lends a Chaucerian atmos
phere which should always prevail in institutions of highen learning.
What art inspiration to look out over the verdure of the rain-washecl campus,
clotted with chickens, black, white, ancl those very questionable ones whicl1 always
find their way into otherwise select groups. 1,,Vhat a joy to awake in the morn
ing with the crowing cock. \Vhat a surprise to descend to dinner in the evening
of eggs, fried. scramblccl ancl uncertain.
How soothing to sit in the warm sunshine, so prevalent in this country, on
that olc\ historic stone bench not far removech from the barn. Truly, a rendez
vous for lovers. A place for ,,,hisperecl confidences, smiles, tears, stolen ki~ses
and other freely given ancl as eagerly received.
. Lo5l in thought, yon lazily watch the parade of centuries until two intrudeTs
1~1 the form of porkers stroll .pompously ancl impressively by. The mingled per
~nme that floats back arouses vou and hastens your decision to leave without
lnrther cere l •• . . mony-o 1, cast a row ot dots.-rvl. H.
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Thereare various ways and means of g-ettino-to eiu· . .
one most 111 vogue a111011,t the collco·"' ,t11(le t . bl ::,ht o clock classes JJ11t ti / ~ ,::, ~ · 11 S IS t l t j I • • ' IC t icre-all'(] no more. To follow this . . • • a Jy w 11ch a student iust o·
dc:il of skill and much le-;, of t1·111 • pa1 t1cular method correctly rec1uires. a. _,,.ets ·-· c. • , great
J-\s a orerequis·t ·t -11 · 1 e, 1 w, he l111<lerstooc' ti . slcep-(one seldom does ) Th . . I. ' iat you must not have, had e I . I . . en. Ill t 11s state of • l nouo-1 co11s1< erately arouses )'Ou fro n1mc. when the aiarm "'
[·I • · m _yom slumbers ti 1 . ' ' very 1111-ie a1rnoy11w ri1w draw. l I ' le on y thmo-to clo • t ·1
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1 . ."' ,,. ' ,a < ecp lreath, and " o-.1 ,., 15 o s1 cnce
icn, keepmg one eve on t·l1e I I • nt1,,,g e deepe1; into the • y . , -c or, close th I covus
~u will be greatly surprised at ho\\: verv . e_ ot1er and sleep peacefollv on.
\•\ hen the watchf l , . -quickly the next l S • • -• • . u ,e)'c tells vou that .t ·11 • mmutes will tnss
o clock and stay in bed too tl. l , . i w1 . not be possible to make th : .I •• and d. . . ' 1e on ~• th mo· lctt to I • e e1g-it
'.. . , ag ~onrselt belligerently out of I I 1~ . co. is to a waken the other e\'e
it wdl beg111 to filter thro1wh )'Our co ~~c. .,y the t1111e the windows are do11;11
to be• "' nsc1ous1ic·<s I 1 • • · • ,_,_ iow a arm1no·I); 1, t • • • o ,.l e It IS getl111g
So now begins what is 1-so111ethi1io- . ,nown as the cla~hi1w • the clo-I ~-01 perhaps two or three so111ethi110· -\o sltage. ()ne must clash into
c < i,, alwa)'S ::,s. ~ nc too a 1 • . ' • very reassurino· Tl . • '1 occasional o·!ance at
is really some possibility of o·ettin:: t 1le11 JllSt when you have cleciclecl that there
on a Jn ~sal I "' o o c ass )'Oll r I • l '"·' J e appearance N . • ' 1a1r s 10ulcl really ref • t should . 11 • ow, 111 order not t I use o put
~han ti .'. ~a-~ mak<:\ an effort towards break£--o • eave out any of the details, you
le <1tc ien 'door or another o·Jance . t t·l .d~t. even though it is not any move
'\ "' ' <1 1e clock
,. IHI the latter will be . . . •
the last minute o·, sutf1c1ent llnto itself to sen l , , -.• • lhi1w wh· ! I ,.,r,1b of the necessary articl b c ~ ou, tea1 ing t1psta1rs for ,., 1c 1 1appe11s t '· es-ooks she!--I partic1 I ·I . . . • o come within o-rabl). . ' '-e1' 1at, or most any-1 ai )' realistic · "' ' mg rano·e. A I t J • • the · . · , now 1s the time t . • 0 nc o ma <e the s1tuat1011 111ev1table run . • o misplace the f • t . ti · nei 111 your stock· . ountam pen or to discover ee 1. mg. And b), all -.. means. fo1 get to brush yonr
'\t th • . , i ee seconds bef . . b 11· o1e ewht • u1 c1110·. asl1' l "' , arrive so111el1 • "' ma , ow -tard)' he1·11 .· c 1) up the ste1)s, ancl' a -.· • o1 someway at the college 111ws. Tl ' , , 111ve at tl 1 • • to renew ti . ,., . . ien as you sit clown l1 . 1~ c ass1 oorn door Just as the le p1 orn1s t ' eavmo· a s10·! f 1 • f • o'clock co e O getup earlier th "' . 0 1 0 re 1e , 1t is always well
mes, foro·et tJ e next time I' t 1 It break. ti "' • ie promise and d ti • 1 . • >U • w 1e11: the next eight
~ 1e rnonoto , 0 1e 1urrv111 o· l l • • 11) and adds SJ)ice t 1.f .1 o anc cashing over aga11L o 1 e.-M c• ~~ • .:,.
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1 ·lcl and life seemed to 111e :-,O foll of beauty and poignant ,nel-
,\t first t 1e wo1 ' • . . • · • t t live was an ·1chi110-throbbing· JOY that was almost pa\11. The odythatJ11s· o ., '_ .' :::,.' .• -... , • • .• • : -
1 · ,.5 an exc1u1s1te strain of 111t1s1c, the, go1 geou:-, pc1gec1nt1 y of a sun-
l · t colors of the woods m autu11111 the cliistant\rnounta111s, 1blue and wmd 111 t 1e pint , , _ • • . _
,d. t 1e no 011s ' • • • _ · · · ti ·.
1-1wo·ec1 strenoth the sea that lay heyoncl, ,caJ.1111g, luring·, whispering
haz\' 111 1e11 ,:,::, "' • • ' • •·I lioi·es other lands--was there nothing to ease the patn .of beauty, was
of ot 1er s • , ' •
there no one to unclerstancl-l thought to share the keen joy of it _all with ,those abm1t me. I_ t1:iec\. inco-
herentl,y, to put intowor els that which was so vivid ancl turnultous w1th1n myself,
sure of responsive 1111clerstancli11g. But others did not seem to understand-they
had
0111v a look of vague surprise and incomprehension for me. ,\ncl gradually
,,
I saw that they thought me queer.
Rebuffed, I drew apart and tried to live in a world of my own~a worlcl made
np of the things that hacl before been the very "Stuff of life.·· But they no 1oug
rr satisfied me. I hated rnyse1£ for being "queer.'' I longed passionately to be
and do as others were and die\. Why', had Goel made me diffei-ent from, other
people??
And so I tried to be and clo as others were and did. I tried to1 stifle all the
fantastic dreams that had so filled life with radiant wonder. I walked the accus
tomed streets of life in the accustomed ways. And because I no longer had to
stanc\ apart, I thm1ght I was happy.
Cntil the day I saw her. She was only ,a little cla.rk-eyecl, dark haired girl,
wearing a rather soiled ancl ragg·ed dress, barelegged and with a sort ofi selfish
grace about her. She stood in the door of a farm house where we had stopped
for a drink of waler, and smiled at me. Ancl when she gave mt tha..t slow smile,
full of a rather shy wistfulness, and I saw the deep, starry something in her dark
eyes, l knew. She, too, was a weaver of clreams. She, too, knew that exquisite,
poignant pain of beauty. ;-\ song was suddenly singing itself in my heart.
"1,Iy feet have marched to the dntm beat of habit,
I have let the dust gather over my dreams ; -
I have \)1alked in the street, forgetting the paths,
Dew wet on the hillside.
"Look for me no longer, marchers to c\rm11 beats of ha.bit,
Drectry walkers of the accustomed streets ;
Look for me no longer: l have taken a path to the hills
Where the wind of deli0·ht is blow-ino·
A tl ~ ::,,
11 I carr)' 111)' cl1·e I • • ·ams, new s 1111mg, over my shoulder!"
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J Jnve never ~een her since. hut I think of lier ofte11. [ have foro·ott ' . ~ en to
1·11•111,. 01· tl1ose others "Dreary walkers ot tl1c acc1ht0111ecl .~treets.. I ~111 t • , • • _-_ • • " con ~nt
to know that tl1cre arc some tell' 111 the world who walk the ways of life witli their
clrea111s slung· over their shoulder~. a11cl tli:1t sorneclay. ona by one, I wi,I] llltct
tl1en1. Tl1c rest do not matter.
.\ncl so. "I take the path to the hills." ancl T. too, carry m)'i dreams, new shin
ing-, over 111y shoulder 1--:\L ( ;.
CAdventw0es While Pursuins An Idea
"Casi tl,_1• /Jrcad 11po11 the ·,t'afcrs a11ri //1{)11 sha1t /ind ir after monv da\ls."
Perhaps there arc people \\'ho have 111a11y ideas. l')l1t if so, I am a.n ex.ception
to the rule. I !11acl an idea, the idea of giving upliftingj thoughts and ideas to the
world. But it esca1)ecl my grasp and the purs11it of it lecl me a merry chase.
1 followed it breathlessly, happy when it was near despairing, when it slipped
l1eyo11d the range of my vision. l iollowed) it to the _lowly hut of a Spanish
g-renaclier, a rejected suitor of a bcautiiul girl. It hacl taken the form of a
"Dagger," the point of which was about to pierce the breast of the cavalier. It
w-a,-, the emblem of "Despair." I felt a great joy when I recognized it and f
snatched it to my breast ancl hmried on.
.-\gain T lost it. This time it lee\ M,1e ko the battle-fielcl. It had taken the
form of a "Sword,'' the emblem of ''\Var." J grasped it eage-dy and went 011 my
way.
Tt was gone again. I found it in a poor author's hand. It was a "Pen," tl11e
c111blem of "Literature .• , Scarcely heecling the cries of the man, I took it. And
then realizing· tlwt it \VOuld do 111c no good in that form, I threw it far into the
air and 1it took tl1c form of a "Dove," the emblem of "Peace."
lt see111ecl to me then as it soared on high that it was gone and I would never
have another iclea with which to carry out my plan of enlightening the world. I
founc,l it though after many weeks of search in the form of a "Lyre," the emblem
oi "i\ihisic... J snatched it from the maiden who was playing on it sweet 111elo·
dies and even as I touched it, it vanished. Then indeecl was I in despair.
1 walked heedless of time and clirection. I found myself at the door of a cot·
tag<! in early morning. :\ man was preparing to go to the fie lei and' in his· hands
was my idea. ft l1acl taken the form of a great "Can of Seeds," the emblem of
"lnclustry." I snatched it front him and i;1 my anger that it degenerated to this,
1 threw it far from rne and the "Seecls" w.ere scattered o'er all the eartl1.
I thought that it was gone forever, but in each pl~ce wherein1 a "Seed" had
fallen had sprung up other ideas and in my mine\ son~e of the seeds hacl fallen and
now bore fruit an hunclreclfokl.-I. N.
Sixty-f'i.Oo If K-ismit W-ill ~'L':1,
~,1.w ~--_.,.: ,
L. " --o; /J(
. -, . . of tl,1e tuture--l ,;ee a clini11g· room. Sev-• 'I' ti 111sts ot tht pc1st-01. L 1· . t-.. 1 hroug 1 ie I • • . £ f . I ter. i llSt home from the chase. aue.s a, i
bles ·ire set-as , L m nm s .
cral long ta • ' )'el low daifoclils, on th_c tal_)le--ancl gTeen _c_an.-
1 • oreen bowls filled with l . --t iave pt14"' . ' 11 . The silver. in the white light. g earns ag<L1ns dlesticks bearing yellow cane es. • •
1he whiteness of the cloth upon the table.
- I hearc\ I The hunters are retiring; from the chase! ·\t last tootsteps ca 11 )e ' • . . . f I
• ' .1 JI t. • foi·\·\'~rd eao·erlv watchi112·-·my v1s1on tac\es, ancl aces. The door open~ . s 1 a 1111 '' • 0 • ~ . . · ,
• 1 • . 1· • o-•oom The 0·1-eat bowls of clatfocl1ls fade to a !C\\ There 1s the c onrntrn Y c 1111110 1 • 0 . . . . ., . , . 1 in o-!ass vases. The candles are spirited away. The light is gl~nng, I c1the1 t ~an
" -11·te Tl1e silver i~ not c1uite so shining-the cloth not quite such gleanrn1g pure \\, I • • • . . . I -f 1 . o· . at white. The hunters are wearers of motley-playthmgs ,11 the hanc s o tie ::o1e,
American system of education.
• • f \ -·l • t • a drawi1w room lit by the f\o-ain o-rnn reality fac\es. see, t 11 oug 1 1111s s, , , ::o , .
· ·" "· • • -·\ f-·1 f.,ahno-thefirefrom1tscle-fircho-ht noth11w more. I steal 111 gent y, a 1 a1c o \\ , ::o _
" ' "' I c,~tcli •1t l111~, \\'", 1·es, and seated c1uietl)' on the iloor, 1 stucly lightinl dreaming. " " "
• • • • Tl te • 11·1111self sleeps beside its opening·. ,t. 1 here 1s the dragon s cave. 1e mons 1, , • . _ :-
• \ 1 11 • o·e 1tl)' steam111°· I7ar back 111 Beyond I see tl,1e ever-present w1tc 1-1er ca c 10n ::o 1 , ::,,·_ .
• JI 1 • -I o 1t with richly e111bro1c\- the cave I catch a glimpse ofi a sma apartment, rnng a) t • . .
• • 1· \ J \ Tl • • 1 this room 1s the beaut1- cml tapestries of gold, ven111\ 1011, anc ) ue. 1e1 e, 11 ,
iul. imprisoned Princess, asleep on a golc\en divan.
Outside the cave, the stern c\ark Hero-prince bursts into flame ancl race~ up to
ti f • 1 • • \ • 1 • 1 · , • c"1·1·)11110· "\Va)' tnt1111J)h- 1e cave, usmg everyt 1111g· 111to 11s )e111g as 1e goes- " ::, " , .
autly claspe(l to his bosom, the fair Princess. .far away, on a black hi!\. dance
the small lights of the distant castlt home. They-a dark cloud falls over 2•11•
Again realiity takes shape. I look about me., startled alt'nost. Someone has en
tered the room to re[)lenish the fire. lt has awakened, and 1 with it.
Must it be ever thus? Is life's drama always a tragedy? Questions that
cannot be answered should not be asked. Perhaps, if Faith and Hope kept burn
ing on Love's great eternal Fire are strong enough, Kisrnit will dream, and by his
dreaming, give us completeness through what is left of our eternity.-!. N.
·=· Si.rty-three -:• :-CA CJJream of My Alma Mater
.\s I wanclerecl about the campus of .-\lbany College, I spied ai tree which cast
an inviting shade, and [ laid me down to sleep. And as T slept, I dreained a
clream. In my dream [ beheld many wonderous sights ancl/ met many notable
people.
Lo, a broad lawn seemed to ~tretch a way before me for 111any and many a rocl.
This velvet lawn was crossed and recrossed by narrow paths of exceedinglr
white sane!. In many quiet nooks shade trees raised stately heads to nod an<l
whisper to one another' and to shed entrancing shadow pictures upon the lawn.
Overhead I beheld a blue sky clotted with white fleecy clouds, the like of which
we so ofte1~ sec in Oregon in the Springtime. ut even as I gazed,. rain most
astonishingly like that of Oregon, fell upon my upturned face.
111 search of shelter. I turned my steps along one of the inviting paths. In
the course oi my wanderings, I came to an imposing structure of red brick dot
ted with many windows. I gazec1 and beheld above the doorway the imposing
inscription, ''WiHiam Henry Gray Hall." Near by was another building of 'like
co11stntctio11, bearing the title of "Library.'' As I wanclerecl, I came to a bniJil
ing which was namecl "\1\!ooclwarcl Hall,'' and yet another callee\ "\Vomen's Dor
mitory •• , :Wy amazement grew as I went on until at last I came to a vast sta
dlium containi11g a footbaU field. tracks, and tennis comts.
Tl1e rain hacl ceascc1l, but so entranced had. I been 'that I scarce noticed the
weather changes. The wonders of the" place intrigued me. A river bank was
near me aHcl there, sitting upon the bank, I beheld Professor Freeman gathering
specimens of Algae for his Biology classes. Further on was Dr. Greene seated
beneath a tree, working- cli,ligently upon the budget and dictating to :Miss Fromm,
who alternately look notes and checked up excuses. Standing by a higl1 wall was
Dean Sullivan having a picture taken for the "Orange Peal."
As I turned my steps back towarcl the group of fine builclings., Dr. Lee passed
me 011 his bicycle peddli11g frantically, and I met Dr. Vining j1ust then setting out
on a walki11g tour, for the term encled upon the morrow. Soon afterwards, I
met Dean Powell returning from a :\1issionary Meeting. She inquired of me
wby I was not at my work at that time of the clay. In truth, it was the time I
should have been preparing the daily cabbage salad. These sudden words
callee\ me back from my pleasant clrea111. And lo, I was a plain co-eel-of Albany
Co.liege, which sitsi far off among the hay fields and gravel roads. I realiz_ed that I hacl beheld the Albany College of our dreams. And ·so on, to the daily grincl.-:Mc.
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Sixty-four I t 0(1 011 thl' banks uf the_ prese11t s,·o 1. · 1, -• I 1-· 70· a ruo·o-ec,l c 1v1c l ()cr,00,11"', ::-,::-- .
1 I .. e with a11 infi11ite lm1g•ng
.-\nc gaz . tl, e. side. To the plenteous o 'l 1 • .
l tie J)itfalls are ma11:i -\11d the snares anc i .. 1· ' • • l ) and w1c e And the cavern is c ee1 ' •
l . I .• \o·e sn·ins the channel ·\ slell( e1 )11c::. · 1·' . ' l • t o·o • . \11(\ the people al ove1 i ,., . .
• . . l they are corning From their various rodes . . -,
• • tl \ono· s\ow-111ov111g i O\\. To JOlll 1e ,,,, •. , -.
,\nd thev all are turned toward the tutu1 eb I '
• •• -111 \ th~ torrent e O\\ · Though they .st1 1eec "'
1'11 look to the shore with a cour~ge
• hce with the throng And detenn111e my P L ••
I f• l11)' stnv1no- ,B t •th vio·or rcnewec I om • ::, .,
U\\I ::, "'' 'ti lono· I will say to myself, 1 won )e :-:-·
I -·11 as· o'er the bridge with the people
\\' 1 p, • S . . t n 1 o· Led by hope ancl by faith that a1 e s .r t ,,.
c.,Moods
Despair! l clasp my hands. I ,;lntch my breast,
I sob aloud, "ls there no rest?
Arc all things pain and hurt and care
l'> t11ere no peace-God-anywhere::'
I t• 1 a1 r comes Peace! Like a breat'1 o warn -
flooding my spirit like the suns
Of heaven o'er a weary world
Pam life with wings of joy 11nforled.
Joy !-Cornes at last. I shout, 1 sing,
.-\ncl all about me-everything
Bids care be gone. t=leauty is rife,
ls everywhere-and this is life. <Destiny's Lure
Desti11y ! Tir the rhytl1111ica,I sound of the word what is there oi hope-of
premise-of fuliillme1it? Tn the last :111alysis, it ,dune posses~es the elements
wl1icl1 go to make up the ha1)piness or the clisco11te11tme11t of a life. It is half
hiclclcn something which we bli11dly follow, or rather are forced to follow. with
out knowing just why. Jt tempts and allures us. but promises nothing. It
nnkes life a gamble with its uncertainty, a11rl yet-destiny. :\ small voice whis
pers the word in our ears and we-come under the· subtle spell of the soft play oi
the sound. Our very beings arc thrilled with the intoxication of its uncertain appeal.
It is the controlling power of our lives-the thing which, after all, makes liie
111'.lre interesting than just life lt is the reason for hoping-for doing-for be
ing. It is its element of the unknown, of the unexpected which acts as a buoy to
out spi1its when they seem to l)e treacling clownwarcl. Decause--who can say
w'1at destiny has hidden away from us ?-M .. S.
<Rhapsody
It has a way about it-·this thing ca'llled S))i-ing. It gets into the bllood and
makes the co1111)a1"1t1·vel)' e ·, t -t· ' 1 · · I I • ' ' ven e1101 o ones 1te a m-ost unbearabl 1e. t teases-ta11tal1zes-beo·s-t•l11·;lls t111t·1 t I . ,~ -• ."'· • 1 we mus responc to its open challenge. ,,,e mt1st either cast oft the •h 11 f 1. . . . ·
s ac < es o mec 1ocre existence, or else be Just plam people, set-tled-contentecl-satisfe I ti . t I· f .
' • 1 c ld we ,now rom where to1norrow s foocl shall come.
To be :ettled a:id never thirst for adventure? To be contented ancY never feel ecstasv? ro be saf f I I
, ' is iec anc never know romance? Impossible! \i\1hen on every breat,l,1 of s1)ri1w the -,· .1 . I 1 · · · · I
• • • o I e 1s a I est 1ess w' 11sper, a vibrant th nil ot life. T 1e cl1 ttnsecl odor of bl , . 1 _
I' •11 ossoms-t le deep call ot the meadow lark-far-away blue 11 s-But what else?
A 5ulbtle suo-o-estivenes-- -· -· · · · 1 ti • 00
s a P101111se ol thmgs new-adventure-lite. To nc e ie I ougliest sea or er I ti I . I
t • • • 1111) le 11g iest peak. To ·be on a Chinesei junk at sunset, o c1 u1se on the warm '\,f l't -. . .
f I R• • •• ec I ei I anean, to feel the mystery of the N Ile-the gaiety o t le ,1v1era-or to I ~ . ·
b 1 °· e oneself 111 the clepths of a cool forest! To be a vaga-onc and go to the encl f ti -. , . '
Ti • • 1 s O le eai th-tol latwh and cl~·earn ancl live-and lo,e. lat is w iat the blue hill , . ::, .
\ s mean. 1 hat 1s 0£ what the rneaclow-larks srng. <' nd some sprin . I I 11 g s 1a answer the call.-IvI. s.
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Si,rty-six How Cf o Get What You Want
.• l lf the battle won. The man who travl'ls • I at you want is ia f I Knowing, first, w J, . I -.'.·''cl !01w before the aimless wanderer o ,e:1c,1 f ·t aoal in mmc\ ia., a1111 e ~
with a cle 1111 e '=' ' .. 1·-t·on of his own futility. . • I , to a I eel 1za 1 , . .
bvway awc1<es . . ·,t ,Int you want by a chanrnng - cl o-ooc\ loolrn1g. you ge \\ ' . ti . If yon are a woman, an :::, . . . \ s . 01' a pout of rn'by lips, or o: iet • . le ol· from cleep-tru1gec eye ' -1 r a coaxing J ' . . s1111 e, o f •-bed a•l)\)eal111g· tea1s. • -·1· er a flow o angu1ci • ' , r • . . 'I t -tl,1111gs ta1 in'=', ' 1·· . 'Oll use your bra 111, wit 10l1 ap l iot aoocl loo.,1ng, ) - fl t ' If )'our are a woman, anc I :::. . . . ,ore\ or two of artful at er)'
\ I r of clever sllategy, a \\ . . . ,'\J usu-JJearing to clo so. r. pa) . . 1 ne• at 1)1"ecisely the right t1111e-these \\ t • 1 the rio·ht th111~ said 01 co precise 'Y :::. '
• • wa)' for you. you ally w111 you1 ' . ' nor brains, Goel pity, you.
and h;ive neither beaut) a-et that l)'OU wiil never If you arc a woman, o-~·atcful for what you do :::.
.-11 probably be so humbly "'' . .
\\ I • f t' o· anyth1110· 11101 e.
commit the atrocity o wan '111:::, :::. . . rl t ,ou want by boldly usurp-
ber one you get \\ 1a ) · That If you are a man, type num , ' ther's toes in so c\omg.
i1w it indifferent to the fact that1yott step on -t'~o-ucc~ss or what they may think
o ' I • f r io-s or chances o1 s ' I t vou want. you hurt someone e se s ee n "" . . I ·t as lono1 as you get w ia .
of you for so cl,oing, concerns you not a w_11 ~us. pric: inl loss of friends anc\ syrn
·t b t )'Oll pay an eno11n Yon nsually clo get 1 · '·1
patbizers. . o-of mr if it will bring
• • .,·llino-to take advanta:::,e y . o-He will Type number two is Just as ,, I :C:: ·tl more tact ancl subtertu:::,e. . I
b t 1 o·oes about it Wl 1 f . \\, cio·ar wit 1 an-him what he wants, u 1e "' ' ·1 \ ffcrs you a nenc )', :::,' -II '
)ocl·et wh1 e 1e O • lly o·oocl te (l\\, steal the watch from your l ' 'Oll will think him a JO ""
other. He will cheat you if he can, but )
f• l \ • ut . for what he until you me 11111 0 • \ is necessa1y
several times as hare as . success that he Type umber three works . so amazed\ at his own
f• I ·t is his he 1s \\ant:;, and when he n,c s 1 • ' .
almost stands in awe of himself. ·t o·ets to the point oi mctkmg
• -, • who never qt11 e :::. . Get out and Type number four is the ch eame1 -but do not! stop the1 e.
D. 1 your dream::-, . cl ·t for vou. his cl reams come true. 1 ean -1 er can or will o 1 , .
• _ No one e se ev . f -nothing. make your dream come ti ue. _ \ t )'ou', want 01
' . •ill never get w 1a . , o--1in sorne-Last' of all, do not forget that ) ou \\ . I "For everyt\11ng you ;:,' '
I • . rt·e these wot cs, Emerson puts it in sornet img 1'
thing will be taken away."-IVL G.
Sixty-Seven Or-You May Die
l was sitting at a desk alone 1niti110· a kttc-i· to ,., .1: .· 1 -•. , ' 0' « 11e11c. It11·a lllgl,it 111 late I·ebruarv. The ,11ow la)' 1 I . ·I· , s a cold, clear 1f . • • . 11c, ll!)Oll the ground. l sta11,1 --1d I hnrcl a noise? I l_i~tcned, b:1t J II was ,ile11 t. ~ I ' l,.
ti l l I _, o_ resumccl Ill)' wri•,·,1!!-1 .1 1c; as 1a111cc Jeca11se of my fear. \.\'hen I 11,.,cl f • ~ " 1111shecl 111y writinu-I . ove_r to th_e fireplace, whose clwery blaze hacl cliecl ::,, 11ent
I to coals. Somethi1io- in ti 0111111ous s1 e11ce was getting 011 my nerves. ::-. 1e
Builcli11g up a crackling fire, l settled rnvself for I . .
when something· caiwht Ill)' eve-f , , t I' , .I a ong evenmg of reading,
fr_o'.1t of t_he clo~r tha: opei~ecl ·upo:ia:c:i~'~,~s~~I; ~~-~o~~ta l~::~c~y;,~1c;tc 1:1~~,clDircctly 'in
b1e,1thless. Drawn bv somethino· I 11 _ "" _ ope. I 11as
door and picked up ti"1e missive "" \ ~ou c ·lnotf uncler~tancl, I went slowly to the
. • • • c1 oss t ic -ron t o:t the en v I p • I 1111stabblc typewriti,w was ti 1 1 l c o e, 111 c ear, nn-
::,, " 1C' a.c c rcss. Jene IOJ)e r I 0 With a sa,w-f. • l 1 . . • • • '--arc ner, __ ueens \'alley, ' ::, 101c a most supernatural I we it t ti .. lope. On a si1wle sheet . . '. . I o le tire and opened the enve-
[? • I I· . . ,.., ol pape1 we, e these words: "Be ::it r\nvil Bricl_2·e at -o: oc ~ tonight, or you may die-.• , .,
What was l o·oi,w to clo . I . . ::, ::, -su1 e y not to cl1e I fo 1 If bl' . excitement ?-with f , .. , . • unc rnyse trem 111g with e,u :-with the lure of ti · , • quite suclclenl)' I , 1 . ie mysterious. I. cl1d not know. but .11ascan1,wam al t Ill . self-someone wa. . 1 I I::,' _' ~ mos rn c Y calm. And then, I laughed at 111}'· , s p1ola)y phy11io-a 1·01· \ .. me111beri1w that l I l 1.. . • ::, ' · ,e on me. l ga111 I was thoughtful, re-"' nc 'IVecl. 111 the cit, f ---I reason. Should r . _1 I I ) 01 :,CJ.Ice)' a week. Then I began to o1 s iou c T not o-o to ti I .· I . , 0 fol; the next lllOlllent I , ~ . ie )I IC ge: ne moment I was doubt-
adventure? 11 as telllptecl to tallow. \Vas this folly? Or was it high
By 10 o'clocl· I
f II • ,, my sc 1001-teacher sensibTt I I
J Y cletermineclJ not to 0.• B 1 ,' ·-1 1 Y 1ac returned to me, and I was
I? I t, J. Y 1 o clock I . -. · -. -was wannlv clad • . . . was unce1 tam, and by a quarter to r • Ill cl tu, coat an cl hat 1 f 1 • I sons knew intimate! , 1 1 1 . ' all( ur-1nec boots. I was going to tl1c
b -1 ) 1ac left behind 1 . • rn ge-not becaus f I me, w Jen I came west. It was rather
I ' • e O t le death that I . 1 I I ac venture and be . I ' l<te )een t 1reate11ecl but for ()Ure love of • ' cause was 20 and f I . .· . ' . Ot what was awaitiiw l I II I of the-th1 ill of life. D.o not mistake me. ::, me 1ad no I I I 111Y lack of knowleclo· ti <now ec ge, not even a suspicion. All the per--\,· l , t,e lab drew me. • •• came nearer to ti I .·
C/llentlv b t . . ie )1Jclge, suspense o· -. i\f • • . . , ' u someth1110· clrei, • a I ew -1' 1sg1 vmgs cla1111ed me Jire-Th b .• I . "' 1 me, as surelv a -. , . e 11c ge loomed • 's <lll) magnet ever clrew steel. the starlit I up-a huge skeleton o· · anc moonlit skv .,,1 ' a1::,,Hnst the brilliant backoTouncl of he:1rt-beat. • 1 , • J 1e very s1101 •-! 1 "" _, s qu,c <enecl with , . 1 )Cnmc earth breath eel mystery. :\1y person wa. • -111.' tootsteps u lt"l I 's 111 sight; 110 sonncl hr 1_ ' . 1 1 -was almost suffocated. Not a
• o ,e that mpenetrable silence ¥~~ •
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Sixty-<>ight :'\ot seeinQ: wh.ere I went. I ran . . too o-rea t • T be.,.;rn to run. ~ Suspense gi C\\' "". ' • "' . , -1,,to hi,; face. He was no masked . . t 11 nan s arms. T \ookul ttp
I \lono· into a a I , • . • l t . ,ca< '"' I ·11 . yo1111o·ster thirsty tor ar vcn u1e. f-Ie was my
. ,o bc·nclec v1 a1n. no , ;:,· srrange1. i '
fiance 1
. .\ll)' rec.entrnent that might have been . ,e vere both laug-hlllg. 1 ., In a inornent, 11 ' . .· ·-_ 1· ·1 ·\11cl romance reionecl sup1c111e, w me I • that nno1no c111g 1. r ' ::, natural was c\rowncc in , . "' ~ ·\· . 1 "Dear little Pen, clo you under-
. • , • 0• . clino· with t 1e wo1 cs, ' . he expla111ec\ his c.0111111;:,, en "' . I. 'E' . t Anvil Bric\o·e at 12 o clock
. 1 tl1at note now? It shm11<1 have ,eac. ,e cl "' ,tanc , . 1 . ,.
tol)·10·\1'l·_. or )'Oil ma)' clie-an olc\ ma1c. I . t· t ,, thouo·htful. thankful for tie 111S mc.
I• -·1 t bt1t I felt small a11cl; i·at\1er "' was s1 en ,
with which women a re enclowed.-L N.
On Chasins A Tune
. . o· he i1sual Sunday morning service-and
Only one thing saved it fro111 bc111,,. t • -the first song was an-. . . . ·t me ;.\s soon a::, . . that was the gooc\ lady sittmg ne'- • • : . . ·son was a little vanat10n . • ·1 • ·ather overtlow1ng pe1. . ·I nouncecl. I realtzecl that Ill t 115 1' , . stl)r-even av,dly-c ms-• . \" t For she was e<11 ne. to the usual Sunday 111ormng c ie •
ing the tune. f ·t kind I am sure. No . -. I se , The• on Iv one o 1' s • . [t was such a fascmatmg c 1a • , 1 '\nd no warv hon
1 re in earnest than s ie. • • 1 \1unter of \ions could have )een 1110 ' ·.. . 1 bcl)' tried hard enoug 1, • t\ • that tune. 1 he gooc • • could have been more elusive ic1n ' 1 . t \)lain cloo-o-cclness lay 111
. 1 t. . • ation ·tncl t ien JUS ' ::,::, that T must confess. First. c e ei rnrn, ' ' 1 b lc\1)' but' always nnst\c-1 ·1 t t rne open v, o , I • the lines of her face. She pnr:-uec t ,a ': 1 t, 1 fore she could capture it, -H 1 , heio-hts )ll )e . k cessfully. She fo\lowec\ it to eaven ) "' ' .. •t failed, she tnecl snea -. . 1 ·1 "' \Vhen open pt11 su1 , . I ,_ it would c\rop ag·am into the c ept 1• • •c-i ouncect: upon 1t from )e . . I t ·t from a111bush. .::> 1e p ing-up on ,t. She Jlltnpec a 1
hind. . l I ,a)'S two steps behind her -\ • t e-remamec a \\' . s1)' But the tune-that wary e tisive un . ot I But couiageou
. • --.,here she was, it was 11 • S lclenly or three inmps aheac\. No mattei \\ . _ 1 cl fourth stanzas. uc
h f • t -econc\ th11 < , an • 1ow or she strove onwarcl through t e 115 • s ' . cl \i\Tith her 1t was 1 .
. l tl 10· was near its en • 1 · . ther f\nCI she must have realtzec\ t 1al' 1e sot "" • 1 . \ her forces :toge • . •. Ho ·t she o·at 1e1 ec • I 1vl S never. So with a last ternhc e 1 '. "'., he lanclecl her prey --• • . I ti . \ouc\ .. /\men -s Just as they boomed fort 1 on 1e . • --=
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( lf all the grafting that is clone
I think the meanest kind of all
Is cutting branches off the trees
And watch them-wounded, fall.
And then to cut a little hole
And stick an ugly half-twig in
Ancl close it up with sealing wax
I tell you it's a sin.
The leaves are all gone off the trees
The birds can't bui.ld a nest
And folk can't sit beneath it now
When they seek a shady rest.
Grafting that's clone in politics
May be dirty and unfair-
H11t grafting clone on God's own trees
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1 1 een uncler the ---Pirate teams rnve ) -. This is the second yea1 the - , I ·1s been a st1ccess s111ce • • , -ncl the yeat 1' . -ss direction of Coach Bleamaste1 '. a . ncl as this piece goes to pie ••
t• \ fo1· tl1e football charnp1011sh1p, a I eet To the Coach we 1cc 1
. 1 the trac < 111 • I
we learn that the track team has ta <l~nthank him for the successfo
f I . 1it and we a goes much o t 1e c1 C( , ,.
year we have had. PEP RALLY
LINFIELD GAME
S c,,e nt·y-tic10 FOUT11f\LL 1927 'ij
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• . )ect a failllfe but in another a com-The 1927 football season was. 111 one i es1 • , . I. ·I O A C Rooks, which
•• -a-f the season was wit 1 tie . . •
plete success. The ti I st ::,ame. 0
·\· lb . C lleo·e fjo·hts, to the encl.
I t·t I a ·cl fwht ' an) 0 :::. "" ,1 I we lost, but on y a er a 1' 1 ,, • ' . 1 S thern Oreo·on 1~.onna
I I I t \shlancl ao-a111st t 1e ~ ou "' The second game was 1e < a , • ' ::. I f t The next o-a111e was to • p· t ' nt down to a c e ea . "' . I school team. Ag-a111 the ira es "e_ I 1· re forced to forfeit t 1e • ~ . Cl , but the nc ians we be played at Albany aga111st 1ema\\ a_, . I for small pox on the day
I f t ti t the)' were quarantmcc • , game on account of\t 1e ac 1a •
before the o·ame was scheclulecl. . f
"' I S ·I I The first con er-1 I t }.1fonmouth Nonna -c ioo. I The thir<~ game was p ayec a . . • I Tlv" Monmouth tea111 slippec
I f \cl slick with muc • " 1:i· . cnce o·arne was playe( on a ie .
1 re oatplayccl by the Ii -:::. • ltl ouo-h at times t icy we ' ancl slid their way to a victory, a 1 "' ' •
ates. lavccl at ·\ lbany against Lin field,
I b• t e of the season was P' ' ' ' I 11 The last anc 1gges • gam . . • tirrino· !)ep rally was 1e < • 0 I 'a-ht before the oarne a s "' . I om age old nvals. •• n tie Ill"' . . :::. II I cle1· 1mt eno1io-h'. pep mto tie ] l .. , H -,1e our ve -ea "' . f out on the old campus. -ai 1) at' ' L' -f. 11, a 11e wit!\ the expectation o
• t ' o·ames 111 ie c~ c, I ' C tea111 to enable them to win '' 0 :::. . • 1 'ti thd Willamette \ alley on-• • thetr favor an( w1 1 ' o-oino· home \\lith a big score 111 • ' • . I !'ff rent idea of the outcome. "' . ::. 1 ' had an entire y < i e . f -ference title. But the Albany )O)S . 1 L' field pass and went ' -I C ocl iian interreptec a ill f ~-...-In the first few minutes of Pay JO 1 ' 1 hclown was 111acle a, ew 11111 -
• I . The secoll( tone I t J?au~ the first touchdown of tie game. . . 1 f l le and then passec 0
_ . l a L1nf1elc nm) ' ,., 0 · f v0r 11tes later when Albany I ccovei ec Tl core was then l.:i to 111 a ,
Greene over the o·oal line on theinext play. . le Is ,ere doiiw something an<t :::. • s time t 1ey •1 "" of Albany. Linfielcl then thought it wa •
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s evenly-three scnred a touchclu1v11, i)ut that w,1s all Ll1ey were al)k to do. so the game enclecl 13
to(.) in favor of the Pirates.
The Pirate te,1rn got off to a bad start. illtt redeemed itself in the last game to
the satisfaction nf all. The.: co11fcre11ce ended ,1·ith a threc-cornerccl tic with Mon
mo11th. Lin field and r\lbany.
The "Pirate Knights" is an honor society formed for a particular purpose;
that of serving the Alma rdater on all 'Occasions where stewards.hip is essential to
the st1cces of the program in hand. The order of "Pirate Knights'' consists of
a self-perpetuating membership of ten college men chosen. for their loyalty and
faithfulness in the performance of the work for the common goocl of Albany Col
lege students in their various activities.
OFFICERS
lJresi dent _________ .. ___ . ______ . ___ ... _ ..... ___________ ... _____ . ___ . __ .... ______ O hvcr Chi I de rs
Vice Presicle11 t --------------------------------------------------- _________ Gerald SI eel e
Secretary Treasurer ____________________________________________________ [-£1,rr_v I-I arvie
Se71e11ty-four BASKETBALL 1928
Juterclass
Albany College start eel her basketball season by inter-class games. The
first night the Freshmen team, composed of ex-high school stars drew the Sen
iors. The g·ame was close up until the very encl, in which the Seniors finally
won 24 to 17. The Juniors easi]j, eliminated the Sophomores, on the s_ame night.
So on the last night the Seniors anc\ Juniors were scheduled ro play for the cham
pionship. Th~ predictions were· a little in favor of the Juniors, i)ut they were
basing their ho,pes on: practicallv a two men team. while the Seniors had five men
who had played before. The ·ontcorne was in favor of the Seniors, a:lthongh it
was a very close score.
Va.rs-it-y
The 1928 basketball season started with the return of four lettermen: Cox,
Campbel\, Huston and Fate. During· the Christmas vacation several games were
played, including· Silverton, The vVheeler Aces, and the Deaf School at Salem.
Our first conference game was with I.infield at Albany. The game was a
close onri in w:hich Agee, Linfielcl guard, shot the ·winning baskets. The game
enc\ec\ 20 to 15 in favor of Linfielcl. :
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decisive score w,1s 32 to 18 for .-\lbanv. •• • "' ' • )any. The 111 a one s1rlecl o·arne with 11 • playing. • ,., ' 0 spect,1c11lar
[Jerhap~ the most exciting g:lll1e of tl1e se;ison was at l\,f .
l). l . .. • ' -.011111outh where ti
1rates see111c, to t111rl therns,·lves for ;iwliile f ,. I • .' • ie . . . . _Oils s lOls ancl bnll1a11t I •
"'.e1e the te;itures ot the g·ame. The last: two minutes tleciclccl I p aymg
t () "' S -,, 3 t le game in favor
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.\lba11v I~ ................................ Li11ficlcl 20 .
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,\lbany 33 .................................... Reed 33 .·.·.·.·.·:.·.. •••••••••••• .. ··············at Albany
.'\ lhany 39 _ ·······································at Reed
· · •···•••• .. ··························Rced 13 .\lba11v 4() -,,, • ······································at Monmouth
' .............................. !1'J OlllllOilth \,V Oil .-\lb,11J)' T o~t l\I _ ········································at Albany
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❖ : :- : s C'7Jenty-si.r CBaseball 1928
Co,1ch Lhrharnrner, who is a three vear ietterman of .-\lbany College issues
the first call for baseball. The lettern1~11 who responded were: Campbell, Cox,
Bailey. ( )ttu and Borc\cn. Ten men of varim1s degrees of experience compo~ed
the new material.
The season was shortened by the late spring, shortening the length of time
·l · · · 'l'I t" --t o·ame w,1s JJla ved
t 1e team had to practice before the open mg game ie 11 s ,,, •
l . 1 , . t' -there w·ts verv little real
w 1en the team had on lv had one 111g 1t s JJtaC ice, so ' _ , ,
b l . · . , I t to Lin fide\ CoHeae. fhe
ase )all shown on either s1c\e. The game \\ as os ••• "
,econc\ game worked more smoothly, anc\ the. Pirates clefeated Pacitic College
7 to 1.
. T • f 11 ancl Pacific. In the Lin-
()ther games jJla)'ec\ were with Chernawa, ~111 ie c ' •
f .. l G c· I 11 lavino· short-stop, b1 oke hi~ a rm.
1e1r game p\ayec\ at .\lbany. uy ,amp Je , P '. "
th,1s crippling the team for the rest of the year.
Seve11t.,•-se~oe11 TPack 1927
For the iirst time in a m1mber of years a strong interest was taken by the stu
dents in track. The 1927 season was successful as it was the first real attempt
made in track. }Jost of the material was '·green." which will develop into a pow
erful <lggregation in 1928. Credit 11111st go to Coach Bleamaster for his untiring
efforts.
i\IOi\"i\JOCTH AT r\ LR-\:\iY
i\fay 1, 1927. The Pirates displayed their wares by defeating Monmouth
Normal School 73.y; to 511/4,. Albany won eight first places.
.ALBANY :\ T CHE~\tfA WA
1fay 7, 1927. Chemawa defeated Albany in a track meet by a frw points.
The Pirates were h,111clicappecl in the sprints anc\ jumps.
WILL-\:.\1IETTE VALLEY CONFERENCE
rviav 14, 1927. The \Villamette Vallev Conference was helc\ at Linfielcl Col
lege. Linfield took the meet with her n;ore experienced men with 77 points
• • -? • . p "f" C l!eo·e clicl aga111st J_ pomts for Albany and·22 for the Oregon Normal. ac, 1c O ::.
not enter the meet. The breaking of every record is attributec\ to the excellrnt
·=· S C'UC'11ty-eight Tl._·-. tl1e second vear the meet was held. In JC)~6 Linfield look 8':1/4. I 11~ I- ., , . I/ l ' [ \ . 1 I I weat1er. l .• ·l ..,S \lbanv third with l-l-1;2. am :, t. r nge ,__,o -. i\•[ ,oulhscconc \\-Jll.)c,. ', 01nts l onn · ·I t · P -, _. _ JO ?/) Tile records tort 1e rnee -
l o·e fonrth \\'Jt"1 -'· · · 1 .. \ • St Nor-
e::, 11 r • feld first; i\[artyn. L111f1e\c, seconc. one, -JOO yard clash-i\Ju en, ..• 111 i ,
Illa'' tlll·,-cl. Time 10:1. L 1-\II
l • ,\!ban)', second: anc 1s, --1any, Mile run-Gribble, Linficlcl. first; 1 arv1e,
ti • ·cl Tirnc 4 :48. \11 , second·, 111 • r . f !ct fir-t. Ralston f )all)' 120 yard high hurclles-Cru~11p, .111 ,e ' s ' '
I. f 11 third Time 11 :1. ,.. ?' ·3 Loartz, -111 ,e c, • r . f" · 11. Stonebreaker,' Normal. J ,me _J ..
1 I T\fart)'n i\t[ullen, J,n 1c c , •· _ ·\l 220 varcl c as 1-, ' ' . L. f" lei second: Steele. ' -• I. fclcl first. !\'[1lham, m ,e _. • . +'10 yard dash-Larson. _,n ' , • •
b·rn,· third. Time 53.5. . n l ·t -\\ban)' second: Leh-' • • . . . I· r le! first: 1,a son, · ' • 220 varcl low hurdles-r1[a1 l)ll, .,111 IC '
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bany. third. Time 2 :09. L" f" ,\cl scconcl. and Dougherty.
·r.· 11 f. ·t·. r,fartvn. Ill ,e ' Pole vault-Doughty, L, ue c. _11 s.. , •
\llnll)' tied. Height 10 feet 7½ inches. , I· Kiner Linfield, third. • ' ' •.... Cox ,\]bany, seconc. ::.· Shot put-Tohill, i\lbany, t11 st. • ••
Distance 35 feet 1 ¼ inches. . .--. I ckinner. Lin field. Distance I f ·st. h.1110 anc .J • Discus throw-Shrunk, Norma' 11. ' "'
• 1 \llany third. 110 feet 3 111c ,cs. . 1 t· . first: .\dams, !-J, ' -1 \ Shrunk t1ec o1 . Hio·h jump-iV[cDame anc • '
"' -• 3 v'. • \ •• ,cl• McCrac. l·lcio-ht J feet :kt 111c JC::,. . 1·r . . .\lbany, secOJ ' . "' . -·1, .-\\banv,first;-a1v1e,. Two mile run-Hench ,c ,son, • •
- • T" 11 -46 L. f" Id Distance l\ ormal. third. 1rnc • - .. Crnrnp, 111 ,e · • ' I f,·rst· Ma1ty11, • SI -I< N•orma • Javelm throw- 11t117 , • ' ..
• • cl -f\ llams, :\ l-148 teet 3 mches. .. c· _ ll) Lin field, secon • • fekl t1rst: .1tlll , • Broad jurnp-Souplers. Lm 1 • •
banv. Distance 20 feet 6 inches.
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Sept. 22. Y. 'v\'. gavl1 ;:i tea for the new girls.
Sept. 25. Shsh. don't tell. hut the oldest senior girl and the youngest fresh-
man boy were seen together after dark! Cradle snatcher Oh, no!!
Sept. 29. The girls of the'three upper classes gave a tea for the faculty and
their wives and the new girls.
Oct. 1. Have you seen Ralph ·s new chariot? D~an Powell calls it "The
Dray.'' Be "Spanish·• men-it is always good, even tho we don't know what it means.
Oct. I. \,\/ ooclward Hall occupants received a heart-rending, tear-bringing
serenade.
Oct. 3. Dr. Vining has a new snit.
• . . ,. r I l . k of the sweetest things to
:\1Iurl Peterson s favonte expression: You c O t 1111
say.". . I 1 I Cox Cochran, Campbell and
Oct. 3. Football game with the h1g 1 sc 100 • , , '
several others wounded.
~-..-~-¥--== i --.; ( kt. 7. Practice game wiLh the 0 .. \. C. rc:::erves.
c1 utch for some one stepped ,)11 hi-; ;111klc. Gilbert Shearer needs a
Oct. 7. Ruth \'orberg found out tl1at \.Voochv;ird II Ila!! cloo1·s arc locked at
,!2 II). Ill. ( ?)
Oct. 7. :\ lecla lowered her d ig·n it_v so much ,ts to I • • I . as.;: it s le mig-ht ride to
U. ,\. C. in the clrav. She went.
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Oct. lO. }Jany !-'irate stick · • Oct. 10. l{ I I . • e1 s not1cecl on the landscape.
a p 1 has a real car now r 11 Uct. 10 .. p ... [' . . -urn) e seat anc\ everythino·. · -at atterson v s·t I I ,, 0
Tl -. . .• i. i ec,1 c iapel. I he same olc\, .. 1:-' t ..
le executive corn1c1l is . I • a • •. \\•or,1110· as u ·L • l I t I • • worked. "' · s 1'l • )U we con t know yet, how 1t ever 11 r,,;far_1·orie Cog~:ins found two quarts hiclden 111 tl1e 111c1ttress-lwo
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t Of \\111~t? -\sk ~\ Ilene [or l)articulars. qua r s " • ' •
Oct. 11. D l"l,-iker heard conversing in Gennan-that's where Dr. Hart ancl . r. )
alil the plots origi_nate. ., Gibert: ''Un-
Gwen: "There is only one way to pronounce my name. 1
less you call it Ham.'' • \" I arc\ l-lal·l .. fl' 1 f t rs at 'v ooc w ' •
Oct l? Julia i\frA \I lev fell down two ig its o s a1 . • · -· ' • - • 1 1 tl orn11w Oct l? Dr DuJo·in ·s si1wer ''wasted" our time at c ,ape 11s m ' ::,·
· -· · "' 0 f . 1 1 hsh everyone step
Oct. 13. Dean Powell has a frown on her • 01 e ieac -s '
lightly please. . f • t sobriet)' woulc\
\ 1 t 1 as a senior o <nea '
On September 25 Hoxsie vowcc t 1a ie, ' ' "'
not step out at aH this year. . . 1 •. ,0w It is surely
Oct. 16. V-le all lmow how faithfully uo~s1e has kept )IS' •
a marvel to us.
t\10 she does hate t\1~111-
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At last Ruth Norberg will orc\e1 a 1111
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\\ lt<1t ltapprnccl 011 tltc Lo11 tloor c,f \''u itl .. -I I [ II 1 • • • <ll Y ~ mail. .. . ' L \I· .-I I ( -a tic 11 o-] t : •• J 11st try to 1111<.l out. 1
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:\hrv Eclo--1r • "[' I 1 ' ' . »' . 111 ~uc l a c crnurc litlle n·irl tint I •• II. ·I
called Penelope." Chre. "You . c·· 11· ,.., '. i e,t } ::, iould have bee11 ' . 111e,u1 _.,t wp-::. don t vou ..
c Jct )~ .. P .. C l , • . _ _.,_ ·apa oc iran blossomed out in a new o·o\f ·t • • •
that he had had it fM a rnonth h11t· ,,,as ·1t'1··11·<1 t ."" su1 to_ cl<ty. He said · -" , , o wear ,t p • •
Uct. 24. \I en's st::w . ·t I c··· I;. , • apa JS ::.o slty. -.--. pa, ) . IC e1 ,tncl dnu•rlrntth ~crvecl ·ti • tl1c cider. The W \ , . J i I' :::, •• ' ' WI l Clllphas,s on . . . OCH,, a1 < , _all occupa11ts en ioved the cicl .-• b • • -
went ~n ouls1cle. What about it. Harry? • • e1, ut lllOStly what
. It is a good thing-that I'rofcssor Tavlor t I· ·I I ·c .. · . -· a ,es tie roll this )'Car. I I
1 ,m g1111n1ng and making faces. t ,eeps hint
-Oct. 2:i. The endurance power of the II· II "_.·I. l·veryone controll I I . I' d "'11 :, was put to a test last nite.
-(),. ?6 ... e< ier _lee-111g·s and clappecl boisterously.
. ct. -. T irst rncel1ng of the (~lee Club. tunclo but II a Hv~sey tried out for basso-i)i·o-
' r ', s sent ~1P '.o the sopranos.
Oct._;_ Dean Sull1v,·111 •. "'fl n . . . 1e J,_cvnlvino· Ph t o-. l , •• take our pictures." \io doub· ·I o· ::. • o o""1ap1e1 is present today to an . I t t le ,,entlernan was delio·htecl to le,·11·11 I I
' ac1 o )at or some other such thi1w ::. t iat ie was
() 7- ::,· ct. -I. Ralph's baby, the vVhuoJ)ie I undoubtedly frame it. , 1acl its picture taken too. Ralph will
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Uct. 30. Those of you who r I .. .-, amused to learn that \I l . emem )e, \. era 7 urncr and \·-reel Pohl will be
O· .., '.· eca sleppecl out with I' l l •• ct. :,l. Orga111zec\ initiatio11 ·t· . . • rec toe. ay. ll: \. era only knew!
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_., J) .· . ::, ,Ill . oung but he ch o· I l • • • • unt1 ,1 mg ern was Older an::,er. 11s mmcl anc\ c\eciclec\ to wait
Bill Hulet o·ot \ •. • ::, its neck badly twisted in t\1e f' • i rst round of the nag Rush.
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Eighty-lour '' Jose may be: a iasl man on \fr; feet. when there is great enough incentive, \,mt
he silllply can't heat a Ford. Co in by yourseH next time, Jose.
We can't unc\cr~tand 11 hy \ ',rownic and \.Vallacc were pushed 111. for past
o-ricvances, we suppose.
" Httt, be that a;; it 111ay, the Sophornores came out with all victory to their
crcdi t. ()ct. 31. Two seren;i.c\es at \Voodwarcl Hall. 0\n orthophonic portable pro-
duced all the rnuoic for one of thern. Yes. Karl, the last selection was marvel
ous! Dean Powell ,;aid that it was an ideal way to spend Hallowe'en.
All serenaclers to \;vooclwarcl Hall better wear masks. for as you know there
I fine\ my clirect opposite."
intelligent girls in this neigh-are two good spot-lights there.
··t shall never rnarrv ., saicl Teel l'lt11n, ·'t1ntil -)
''Well, Teclc\ie," repliec\ r,kiry. "there are several
borhood." f easons than one, 11n-
Glee Clt1b nig·hts seern to be very popt1lar- or more r_ •
cloubtedly.
N . l 'I'\1e l'-",·ec11tive Co11ncil counts its b11t-
t 1ov. 1. V·,/e will, we won't, we w1l. _A
tons as to the fate of the Orano-e Peal ancl'wills' have it. "\ ·\ . ::. . -,~, I ,. ·d Hall to see 10w tie
f\ov. 3. A few of the faculty hacl chnne1 at '1 ooc ,~,\!
11, exeited this morning. Wr.✓ other half ate."
Nov. 4. Coach Hlearnaster seet11s to be unusua ) -
wonder if he wants to m,1ke an announcen1ent. 'fl C r-· 1 f Gr\ That ·Men forget. 1e heese So1w-Chcese the ,'-1nc. 0 a .ri l l l 11·11u all ::. . . 1 "Pa)a" \nd tro11)e e I::,'
Nov. 4. The football boys left tor :-\shlanc. '1' ' 1-l Viruinia. . - . decl--'tsk Anrc ta ant o
of his "dauo-hters" o-oocl-bve. btit he final'\)' St1CCee '· :::,, ::-, ..,
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ian had a tea party last night.
Paul nrunskill: ".\ horse is just like a tree. because a· tree g·ets a ring every
year ancl a horse get~ a tooth every year.
I\ov. 8. Preparations starting for a big, noisy rally the night before the Lin-
field game.
~ov. 22. The \foroni-Olson players present the "Lilies of the Field.'' Dr.
Hart. Dr. Greene and Dean Powell seemed to enjoy the comedy very much, ancl
once or twice almost became boisterous.
Cecil Elder beats everyone to the letter table. and if he doesn't have a. delicate
lavencler tintecl letter, he is very mnch downcast until the next mail comes.
Irene. why bte so many times to French class? ?
r\ov. 23. Cow-lx~lls, wash-tubs, cans, wood-s:i.ws and c1,,lmosl everything· else,
inclnding :Muri Peterson, Albany realized that we could nrake ourselves heard
t:l'CI! tho there wereJ only a. few of us. "Cnarcl" Cochran made his noted speech
_:·\Ve haven't been beat 011 our own field by Linfielcl for twenty-five years, a11ti
we·rc not going Lo tomorrow."
Nov. 24. .\. wet, cold, mnclcly football field, but what's that to a team that's
C'dcrminecl to win. Goodman crossed the line for a touchdown in the first play.
Greene carried it across again in about five minutes. The whole team played a
hJ.rcl, clean g·ame and came out on top.
The dinner at v\looclward Hall was a joyous affair. Company, speeches and
everything.
Dec. 1. Dean Powell informs the \,Vooclward Hall girls that there are to be
no more elates until exams are over. 8ut the girls were in such a state of
misery over this eclict that it was revoked.
Aurelia has three secrets. She doesn't dare tell the Log editor what they are,
so merely says she ha~ some. Be careful Aurelia!
One of those scandalous triangles right in our midst!! \•Vhat is Mnrjorie
going to clo with Bill and Karl?
Dec. 12. Exams!! Human derelicts issue from Dr. Baker's domicle. Dean
Sullivan's scales are in perfect condition for the many notebooks and weighty
exam papers-we hope they don't get broken. Dean Powell's good humor is dis
appearing slowly but snrely. f\ut Dr. Hart is as happy: as ever, for part of his
exams were oral and so no papers to correct.
Gilbert Shearer is easily distracted when driving his cau. so as he was taking
passengers as far as Oregon City, at the encl oi the term, he bought rnany large
and hard jaw-breakers, to keep his passengers busy and silent. He says it
worked. Better g·eti a patent on the idea, Gilbert.
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. 1 t l1e ·ee111s .., \most lost withot1t his bloncle twin. . • \ k ao·a1n .)II " • '' Dee Simpson is )aC. ,., 1 . . .• eel about ~lildred for she has not yet
J \ Cox is very rnuc, 11·◊111 ,
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arrived. . f ii than ever. It is really quite cruel for
Glenn Ju lia11 looks more mou, n t ' •
Evel)•n to sta)' away. . a\,:; it was c,uite lengthy some of us l { the new ye<11 • · -1 • J 3 First serena( e o I l l I be short sweet and mysten-,an. • rowel! state that seren;ic es s 1ou c • '
overheard Dean
l i1;trvel says that she had ,a
I I nice Christmas, an( ' Hoxsey says that he me a •.
nice Christmas! Now-fine.I the point. . . (loino· more harm than good. I • )\)enchx \\• as b
1oe Ano-el\ c.leciclecl that 11s ~l I ec. too. • "' . . l )a.t1ent hv t ,e nnrs -' . Gilbert Shearer Barbara is almost cons1c\e1 ec a 1' : . flashino- chamoncl. .
' Jan. 8. Marjorie Coggin:- is wearing t . ;,~tentions of starting divorce p10-
D ti , Jewell declares 1e1 looks happy and oro • 1) •
ceec\ings.
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. ,, rsilarjorie than , \cl rather ma1 f) I . I cl that be won' ,
Jan. 9. Harry Harvie has < ec1l c ,
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Eighty-seve'II Jan. 10. ;\rarjorie is wa1t111g [or Clifi"s decision now-he seems rather re
luctant, probably afrnicl of bl.1ck111ail.
l\liarjorie says tliat l'rofes,;or Taylor b nc:-zt I Don't worry folks-lhi"'- is
leap-year.
_Tan. 11. Harry l·larvie has started suit for breach of promise with Karl H.ns-
ton as his attorney. Mr. ~)tto, who has the '·goods" on Harry is assisting "Miss
Coggins.
Jan. 1~. It is too bad when some of the girls have to sencl samples of Glos-
tura to those boys whn never comb their hair.
Jan. 17. We 11otic1? that a few boys have their hair combed better.
Jan. 18. Basket-ball garne with Lin(iclcl. Score 15-20.
Diel you all see Dean Powell the clay her "lloy Friend'' came to see her? She
acted almost like a sixteen year old girl.
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Jan. 18. We arc all glad to see Virginia back for a day or so and the \Voocl
warcl l-la!1! girls certainly enjoyed the food she brought with her.
Jan. 19. ·what's wrong with the Alpha Gamma girls today? Their pins
came!!
Jan. 19. "The Detour" at Corvallis by the the Maroni Players. \Vhy was
\i\lynafrecl so excited? :\sk Harry.
Jan. 22. The Waffle supper at the chmch-an urn1sual number of boys ap
peared at C. E. vVe only wish we hac\ counted the waffles Bill and Oliver con
sumecl-Hoxsey wasn't far behind.
Cecil and Desmond think that :lvlary Edgar is such a good sport that they
have promised her a box of c:rnc\y. Now :Mary, why? ?
Jan. 23. Ewart Jewell on time for breakfast!!!
I~ is said that three of the O Z boys have already lost their pins! Too bad,
we hope they will find them soon.
Jan. 24. Y. \/\/. C. A. pie sale. It really looks more like a grab bag-but the
pies were so good !
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, r \\ace (ochran plays ,l ll ic'" o1 ·- .
When \\ a _ f \ 1 ,\n<I Wallace hac\ the washing to do.
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R \. "Oh just us chickens 15 all. . 1 :::1;;;:;,;
\.ec • , •• 1 \ 1·t o it for lit is as dirty· ac; Pete s cans. I 1 t _:,,:::·,:_:.'.•:.·::•::,:_::
This one has to )e e. t i\i \ . ,as quite worriec a )OU. \I ti -·s Jnn. ~' ot 1e1 \\, ;!;::::.;:;
Jan. 28. 0 z c\inner at : , o 1e1 . o· l1is rnanl)' form-it couldn't have been }:i!:<:::
D <l She thouo-ht he was \00s1n::, ,,,,,,,;,,, esmon . "' . 1 , • ••/i':::t}::;J;:Ii_
because he ate so much ch1cken-o 1 no.. 1 Hoxsey anc\ 1',,farve\ rnn to get
. . -0 C:,t1nday night w ,en
1fa.dde111ng 1vio111ents n - .. 11 -D Po ve\\ not the1 e --home by eight-and can • • \ . . I -. t o·ot a hair-cut.
hn. 30. Mary Iln11t1ng on "' ' 11
J' • for chapel • • Feb. 1. Janet Freeman on t1111e • . Help hilll out, girls, . \ w he wants a date.
feb. 1. Cecil has a new smt anc no
. l . 1 l1Lt1l yot1 know. hes real y quite )as 1 , •
Feb .2. Mrs. Case arrived. ··t at Woodward Hall. . . l" , \ \ a o-reat favo1 I e ' . • 1 -0111e falll-" 1-fartley Spec1a s,i ac ' "' heir c\ec1s1on to Jee • have announced t
F \ ? 1',farJ· orie anc\ A\iene ' •e ). -- \ ,, \~fe wm
ons acrobats. 1 knows 111)' roa( s. 1 . •' Ah shna 1 k ws t 1e1n
B G·11· t' t·a,,orite expression. . o·Jac\ that he no • ert I e s - , ,-1v we a1 e "' ' . -,hr one-an),\', 1 . h 111 !
cler why he uses that pa1 t1ct ' cl Ralph go to c 1u1 c • • • . ' if
Ted and 1vr ary and. Allene an_ , \1ave a leap year pa1 t)l
Feb. 5. - tie 0-1r\s mn) I[ 1•5 Sa ce p , 11 c:avs that 1 "' . 1 ••for -eave1 Feb. 8. Dean O\\ e -, . t of o·ossip-anc • o-a subJec "' will keet) it from becomin::, ' 1
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Feb. 8. .'\Ilene's birthday-big celebration. eats and everything!
Feb. 10. Marjorie, Aurelia and Clare go out to the farm. 'vVe hope they
don't do too much damage.
Feb. 10. What's this we hear about Cecil Elder stepping· Ruth Lawrence?
Ellis. what say?
Feb. 14. lVIeeting of /\ssociatecl Students.
to Peterson ·s Du ttc 011 \~i ash ington 's bi rthc!ay.
committee? J t was decided that we all hike
Then why the transportation
Ff'h. 15. Quartet from \1Villa111ette at Chapel this morning. Their songs
were enjoyed very 111uch by the students.
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Feb. 15. The night of the big party! Ruth had to man-handle Ellis to make
him walk in front of her-he finally became quite docile.
Feb. 16. The morning after--slecpy, pale-faced girls-we can sympathize
with the boys now.
Feb. 16. Freeman's Zoology class hacl an "all-clay sucker'' party. Baker a11cl
:Miller arrived unannounced on the scene and demanded refreshments too.
The track team want Ralph Thomson to try out for the half mile. He
111;:ike it to Barrie's Pond and back in five hours, with a certain competitor.
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I ;\'lam_, !:n1esses as to who they were., but i,10 one feb. 16_ A goocl serenac e. u
seems to know. l·lal'l .· ' "t1-r"ied out as a Valentine party. Several
Feb. 18. Vlooclwarc\ pa1 n l'.
. .-al and interesting games were enJoyec\. b • ong1n, , :-. . ·O z pin I Hoxsey will surely have to ruig
Feb. 18. :Vlarvel is wearing an ~ •
. t • e cream now • I f out the cigars anc ic -' • I I t ~ over the telephone talk plarn y or
Feb 19 Cliff, when yon ma<e cae. . tl1at isn't e-ood for • • . . . ,, l verv much alike-and u "Cliff" and "Keith are apt to sounc •
Helen's state of mind. . I . • Shn seemed to think
1 l\I h mucl w111d anc I am. ' Feb 22. College. hi <e. 11 uc ' . . . t Pete ctelio-hted in try-• le for him to step 1n o. b 1 that all of the mucl-holes were mac. . -t least we suppose that was what ic
i1io-to turn cart-wheels clown the h11l-<;1de a
"' 1 t of the was cloing. l -he beat Dean Sullivan to tie op
Feb. 22. Three cheers for the coac 1
I ti . o·o to bed to Bntte. t of us wou\c ra iet b 1 ·ain but mos Feb. 23. Classes ancl wor < ag , f
I " He. won a box o recuperate. . . " M f l\fany Wons. • _
Feb. 24. Harry Harvie- The_ r an o . t than any of tile other compet1
. . ' rds m one m111t1 e candy because he sa1c\ m01 e \\ 0 . .1 . of little ch1\dre11 ~ IC
tors. . o·oes to take ca1 c l I She Feb ?9 \i\Then Marj,orie Coggins ::, .· e and waterproof cot ,es. ,
• -• .· ·-,alker, more expe1 ,enc ,
needs an automatic flool \\ 1 B"ll has
I 1 ce of all t u·ee. . l family so i ' says that Karl takes tie Pa ' 1. 1 of a vehicle 1n tie ' . •
· I , t l ave some <inc call 1t. Ral1)h and Bill rnve o 1 • ·I. o· else )'Otl want to ' of her " anvt 1tn,... • I 'l to one acc1nirecl ''Asthma, I-Iootenany ore ~ 11,·s: c\urelia Jost her ieat
f at o1 va . • . . I I? ~larch 3. C. E. con erence Duchess in Ho! anc •
' • naO"ine her as a country-men. Cant you 11_ '"'. 1 the measles!! D p0well, you 11 • • Coo·o-111s rns tod·1y can March 15. r1 arione ::,::, "J t one 111ontll ago ' ' pose that she
l\'1arch 22. lVIiss Graham: us 011 the hill." We SttP ,
. . -. ancl I was up were s1tt1110-111 the cemete1 Y
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;,, . . ~ . ,\larch 1::. b,a111i11atio11~ lwgin11i11g today.
\larch 2.Z. l•:vcryonc look~ a~ if he had writlcn
\\ e lH1pe ~o ,11Hl that the prni'c~~or~ thi11k :-o, too. i.>:ood exa111i11atio 11 papers.
Dale l'erry is back agai11 ,rn<il ~ays that :i\leclforcl is boo111ing-. The section
crew probably stop,pe(l i11 t0\v1,1 all night.
. \pril -J.. Red Edstrom makes a pretty good lonking g·irl all right, but we are
afraid he was 111isnarnecl-instead of Marv J,1e .~hould have been called Jessica.
Girls. althot1gh you may not believe it. Frank Laird does make a handsome
ancl must efficient Don Juan, jt1st try hirn, he will undoubtedly be quite willing.
He feels th;:it he came 011t ;:iheacl in the de,d with the O Z's. They gave him ex
penses to "Take. i\hry t )ut'' a11Cl he hacl a clime left.
.\pri I 2. "The Show Off... Even tho some of our worthy ''school boys'' did
not rnsh the doors, they certainly gave th<1t effect.
\Vci have lwen waiting quite patiently for Cecil Elcler to come back but must
be th<1t he has clesertccl us for good.
April 4. Leston· Pate was appointee\ to teach one of Dr. Baker's classes dur
ing-the latter's absence. The subject for discussion was adaptability. Fate
handed the cards to Dale and told him to take charge of the class. In all serious
ne::-:s Dale clicl. so and concluctecl an interesting- and profitable class. Fate made
the remark that Dale was pretty good at ad<1pt<1bility himself.
April o. TTarry Harvie will have it understood that he clicl not plan an egg
hunt, nor anv other foolishness for the early E<1ster-111orning service.
April 7. • Vic is a full two inches shorter today. Some say that he took a
bath and shrunk, but that isn't really the truth-he had a haircut!
f\pril 10. Dean Powell is quite insulted that she wasn't invited to the party
at Dee Simpson ·s home, the night of April 9 .. The next. time you fello,,;s,1 have a
p<1rty invite the Dean. She'll help provide the food.
April 11. F1arry has poison oak. \Ve sure wish we could keep you ou~, Ha'.-ry.
rvfadclening moments. \1Vhe11 \'ic crawls under the circus tent ancl finds it a
revival meetimt. ~ • I • but April 12. Aure1ia. Allene ancl Clare g-o over the hurdles and hig 1 J11111P,
Marjorie just can't g,et her left leg over. .-\pril 13. :-larjorie C., Ruth and Clare lnrrowed Dill,'s Whol)pie to go for a
riclc--lrnt Friday the LW1 was the wrnng· day-they li1ad :l· blow-out, they ran out
of 11,a1cer, Liley c'.:luldn't fo1d a g-;nage-uli and several other "accidents."
April l:i. :\farjorie and Uare brcakiast at the Elite at 7 a. n1.-quitc a feat
for the Woodward J-1<111 girls.
April 17. Son1e s;iic\ that Ewart's new suil was pretty ll)ud ior a quiet boy
like him.
\ ·1 )0 1-ti l t t ~ale111 Ewart's ''Ford" was certain!\' a . pr, _ . ,appa 1rea re par y ,1 . • .
good looking one. How clirf you rate it Ewart?
.. -\pril 31. First trip of the glee club to Portland. If variety is tbe spice of
life then four of the ca rs certainly had plenty of spice 011 the way home •
:\fay I. J:--:lurriecl preparations for i\fayDay.
:\fay 3. Frantic preparations for M.ay Day.
The practice for the i\fay-pole dance looks very much like a scramble for Lile
pennies. bt1t :.vr rs. Butler's food cheered them 11p.
May 4. The grounds transformed into a good looking lawn. The thrnne
clecoratecl, ardnvays formed and \\e are ready for our Queen.
. 1 1 • . •. t . s, ,enl per,ons were heard \-ic and Jose do make feroc10us oo rn1g p11 a es. • t:\ ' • •
to remark that they wo11\cl hate to meet either of them after dark.
1 • 1 ·I , ·e the nio·o-ers in the H.alph and Cliff had everyone fooled for aw 11 e-t icy \\el ::,::, •
woodpile, all right. when the ;\1fay-pole dance beg-an. .
- . 1 I 1 luctecl her court 111 a very Ouecn Reta :\tiarie T was a be,1nt1fol ru er anc co, (
qt1e;1ly manner. Her subjects are proud of her. . .
p . I· I D<>•111 Powell said she was
·May G. Second trip oti the glee club to o1 t ,u_H. ~,11 II ·ome at the same
. ·-.. t I 't ·t the o·1rls wou c a c o-]acl Lhe stao-e was tak111g-eve• von<'-a e, ·' "' • . • one bunch
~ • ""' . • • . . ". Ll t it is much better g:m1g 111 • tune. \,Ve believe that everyone ag I lCs ia • • • 0. ,ith the .. f.. 1 r' 1 )h lrnve been pract1c111,, " The "catch-catch" o·a111e that Ch t an<. '-a I ' , .· .·
· - . . • 0 · .. ·l . -. licati1w-ask }lai l01 ic. aid ot Martone and Clare, 1s iat iei cOlnj) "' . . , o· d race, -• . . . . Steele certainly ian " ::,Ol)
May 9. Track meet with L1nf1elcl he1e., • 1 · thers say it was one . . . . . 1-t·, t rhe coach an< 0
spnnting to f1 rst place m the bst • •1 ce •
of the best they ha0\ seen. 1 • it· in which they are - -: .. , l and take all t i1e eve,, s
Hulet ancl Long-Jkeep up the,1 specc
entered. \~f ]ward Hall at IO :30 P· 111• _ . ,·1, tr lunch at •1 OO( 01·,,.? :\fay 10 <\sl· Oliver how he i ,es J I the o-rade ne1 • • ' • • ' JJ . 11 How. cl you ma <e "'
-and on the invitation of Dean owe • - -1i?o ~-- fr ~K.
Nint'fy-three : : i\lay 10. :\fary Ec1g:ar really ought to go in for tailoring. She works so hard
011 the costumes for the play ancl enjoys it so.
;\Jer\e Peterson can now be· counted among those who are lettingi their hair
gTow 1ong.
i\fay 11. i\Iusic week has been very profitably recognized in chapel each day.
\Ve hearcl an interesting speaker from U. of 0. 011 Thursday and on Friday we.
bearcl the Symphony concert. \Ve liked it and woukl like to hear some more.
j\Jay 14. Preparations are being rnacle for the Newport trip. There will be
a 1aro·er crowd than usual this year.
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May 14. \Ve a 11 thought that Karl was going to be our chapel speaker this
morning, but that will have to be some othe1' time.
j\fav 14. As.the Ll)g· goes to print soon the Editor will give, the latest sta
tistics ~n the ma,rriecl couples in the school-they are not to be questioned. I.
S1 • \ j\,f.lc\1·oc\ ? Toe and Barbara. 3. Bill and Ruth. 4. Karl and on anc ,_ 1 , e . -· . ,
Marjorie. S. Louis ancl Alecia. 6. Ellis ancl Ruth. 7. Teel and Mary. 8.
9. Gl.ll)e1·t ,ancl Dorothy. 10. Glenn and Evlyn. We Hoxsey and Marvel. .
wish them great success.
• t n • t The Edi-Some one asked the Editor to please leave his name m_1 01• pnn · .
• • 1 f • Ye Editor foroot who 1t was. tor begs that person's j)arc\on if his has appearec 01 ::,
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ORANGE RIND 1 HE
. I have had at least • true but' ·ate 01 • aCClll, ) f this dope is ' w1,1 hook. ·-None o l on rny o (Editor's Note •. a-out an annua f puttllli:, the pleasure o l;\Tl{ODl TTlU\: TO \'"TC'S :'\UN NECl;IL'RE r\NYl 'LE
Thanks for turning- to thi,; first. Tf you have hecn foolish cnotwh .,
I l I I · , · I ---• . t-. • to I ead all t 1c nm, an< h>o111,; 1 g;dt which i\llr. \Vart Jewell insisted 011 sho ,· . · .1 _ . . . - • \ ing 111 I 1c front
par~ ut Ll11:-; book t<H1 will IJc gla.c\ ~or Ilic mental rejuvenation afforclecl by the fol-
low111g pa;:cs. 1(1t1 arc now slarl11tg- the real a1111uk. \-\"art Jewell, Joke Editor
as l, said. stuck all the fun11y t)art of this annule in it's first i:C\\' [Jao·es b t' 1' _ _ _ _ _ - • - , ,-, • .. ll ·1 rea
discrim11tat11tg tolks have naturally turnecl tu this. Thank you.
To lhe undercurre1,1t of Jollity, Revelry ancl fun which forms a backg-round to
life in even its most drab rnornents, this annule is respectively; DE-1\Dicatecl.
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ELDIN NY ScoLLWGE-Elbinny is a(lmitlecl by Faculty, Students and Trustees
to be the best institution of its kind in Oregon. The students, at least, according
to vital statistics, are the best that can be secnrecl. Ask anyone attending the col
lege. Ask the faculty and they will tell you that for a teaching force, Albany is
unequa:lled.
The Student Self Help Plan is so adjusted that
earnest, incur part in many cases. all of their
men are not included in this estimate. Students may, if they are
running expenses. Track
One of the Bright Spots of the Campus is Hoxsey Borden's Hair which is a
curiosity worth corning miles to see.\Ve have also a Campbell in school but no one
has walked a mile for him yet. Hoxsey leaves the institution this year so come
early if you weren't born handsome an~! rejoice with us.
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Special courses are offered in osculation for students who wish to 1)repare for
matrimony under student assistant professors. Elbinny is recognized by the U.
S. Commissioner of Education as being a stanclarcl scollege of liberal hearts. Be
ing centrally located as regards railroads, etc., it is a favorable field for bill col
lectors, etc.
Each year it turns out students and others, all of the same high degree of men
tal deficiency with a standard flatness of pocketbook. It offers courses in the
fol\owin2" major compartments: Reading, \Vriting, Spelling, Astrology, Etc.
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So far 102½ students an: enro\lccl 111 etc .. with more in prospect as· soon as
they learn the latin tnn~t1laLion, so they"\! be snre to avoid cunflich with the
professor. The tuition is vcr~, reasonable. Several st11clcnts lie awake all night
rl'asoning· 011 how they can ra1--;e it and spend two hours reasoning- with Miss
frornm about it. Our Self Help Plan yearly benefits hundreds ot worthy and
Jerspiring young peopk. yea. even thousands. foq11iries sho11ld be addressed to
~ohn Cox or Ho;,;sey l\orclcn, who will be able to submit convincing- facts rela
tive to the cHicic1,icy of Self Help. In writing enclose stamped envelope ancl clon't
foro-ct to enclose the stamp and omit the a.dclress. An envelope of this kine! is
::, . f l sure to secure imrnec\iate attention rom the )O)'S.
The modern, fireproof college building ancl g-n:atly increase<! equipment make
it a safe place for heatecl discussions on burning questions of the clay when },Jrs.
Case's debate classes get hot.
1,1 ·-c1,01-111•1t01-v 110w excl•1sivcl)' roamecl ancl roomed by women is also 1e rnen s J, • • • •.
f. -f ff"ir H )'Oli don't believe it ask any one except Gilbert ancl \'1c, a. 1 rep 1 oo a " • ' • , . _1 -.
P. .· ~t -s of Foo·o-Jnn. The editor of this annulc wishes to take l 11s op-Inc. I O])l Jc 01. ::,::, -- • ·I .. ·I l
·t . t ' to comment upon the excellent work done by the t1ren~e1_1 ol tie sc i::o.
i~1tl~~ ~tuclents hacv kept cool in spite of them it is l~ecause they tailed_ t~ be_ w'._.i_pt
·l .. ·t 1·e~ It serves them rio-ht for making the darn bu1lchngs ti1e-up in t 1e11 S UC I •.• ::,
proof, anyway.
. f f ti ·ampus are: Ellis Sox, Ellis' Some of the further interestmg ea.tures o ie c
Corcls, Ellis' Sweat Shirt, Ellis' Hair, and Ruth Lawrence.
. . 11 '.-t, f r an application blank, acl-Stuc\ents (still) seeking ad1111ss1011 shou c \\ 11 e o
dressing Rrigham Young at the college.
Application blank occurs here:
Niark X before choice.
If so why not?.--..... -----··--·-····-. . l-Iow. ___ ..... ---·--·-----·-· '
IviarnecL •• ------·-···-------·· . cliclates for selp help we must ( oh how
In order to facilitate the choice of can -ST J-the following invidious qucs-. ) we iVIl l as, we hate to ask personal questions • • ,.
tions:
(Prerequisite) Play "Ckelele ?_ ... ------------------·· Why?.---···-··-----'--·-··-··
f ·1 , while at college Do you expect to support your a1111 )
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110\\" TU Gl~T OL'T OF .\[_,J\,\NY COLLEGE
I ;cforc yuu start dri,vi1111g a car you will want tu 1.-11011, I
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--J. . Exit by the fro11t door.
FxiL by the south cloor.
Climb out a window.
Die.
.1. :\fake $2\000 in a national contest ancl endow Linficlcl with it.
7. Break the glass i11 the fire alarms and slip out with the crazed mob.
7. Graduate.
SfJJ11CIDS
V. ArnoALE-A despicable cur. Ah! Here
at last is a 11umbskull whom wei can bawl
out unmercifully. This nut is half
crackecl. Swing wide the gates of learn
ing but it doesn't help him any.
1--:T. BORDEN-His pep comes ( so they tell us) from evapor
ated cow.
~ No "Pet'' for 1l1r. Borden, 'cause
His scruples 'Won't allow.
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Jl'NIORS
J. \,\f .1 LL 1cr:: Coc1rn,1 N-Ex-pug·ilist anc\ m1e-time clad for
26 girls. Now recuperating from both.
Ra,• for the Junior class· Hall of fame.
lf~y her honor ever be Hung I-Joi.
THE SOAPY CLASS
. I . l I it we are still afloat. The 'fl1ere is no ivory 111 t 11s c ass )t b bbl. . ' •. • • \ 1 a\wa)'S n mg • ti slickest class 111 sc 100 ' ' soapy class is ,e , I o little fairv in . f '\lth0twh we iave n •. over with clean 1111. • _o -Ano·ell in our midst . o-larll to pomt out an o our Home we a, e ;-:, • 1. eel b)' a Shearer. . . . of course, kept c ipp , whose wmgs a, e, 1 S if you must know.
Greene and white represent t ,e oaps,
Evelyn Crystal White
FROSH
H Dale St. John ancl Fred C~x
At the left may be sce1~ -• fter leaving college in
1 ·110· a class reunion five years a 1av1 ::-,·,
1929 ( a request Number.)
ORANGE RIND STAFF 't
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book hac\ just been placed 111 th
CENSORS: . le·, . this anu ' \i\Thy c\o they censo1 on I o• story short. \Vell, to make a on,, •
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wh ·. . . . iolessor • o is I et1 r111 o· in t·a ot osrnlatio11
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ialist 111 abnormal )l11·1 , O,:,Ist, c1 nn1110Joo·ist 1 l osopl1 I "' • an< S\)CC-
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The above is our Staff Pho/,jcr-
h/ ' • ::, rar.lCJ' s "c'IC'c(J gf the ·111ysteri011s girl
atf1a11rcd to Mr. Laird, Aleda Ten
Haaf somehow got in the gack
gro1111d by mistake or Design. No social cal \ • . ' em ar is complete unles~; it
dirorncles ti ie announcement of ti . 1e engage-
ment ol Frank I air I , • . ~, < ,mr\ \11s aulburn•haircc\
f1a11ce :Mr L • 1 . . am clever!)' kee1)~ tl1 ~ e name
, 11e11(S until of his betrnthecl from hisf •• l •
the nuptials after which the I iappy yo11110·
couple is to tour the theatres of l·lo 11'. o · oc ,1 ver.
ALP,ANY COLLEGE WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION
Members of the Knighthood
GLENN Ju LIAN ········•••••• ······························-······-·······-·p'"' ,;d, "' JonN Cox .
Ems Sox ··························································WMlr K,,;gl,l
JOE AN GEL~······························································R"ll,/c,l K" ;ghl
1,1 . ························································Barbaro11s K11 ight
1 L, RL PETERSON • TEO P1-u M ···················•••••••••• ······························G"d Kmgh I
II ·······························································".111 err·\J Kn-icrht
-BORDEN • ."' , ··························································Marvello11s J(mght
_ G. SHEARER . ··················································K "p,r oi J "' ,ll,
1 he group has not had very much organization but has been quite active and
severnl evenings have been ,njoy,di by a11, at least by the ,n,n1be.-s. They a,·e
"' y111g 1e1r ac 1v1t1es )eyon< t 1e campus even after graduation so
plann1110- on carr • • ti • t· • • I I \
that membership in this group will be of Jife•long value. *
ALBANY COLLEGE FIRE DEPARTMENT
The fo-e depactment of tl\ba,W Co11ege does some ,eo10'bbly qniek wod<
l'he fom consists of W a 11a<'. Coe h,.;n, Chief, WALLA CE COCf IRAN ,
ASSISTANT; WALLACE coCJIRAN, alann dog,<; WALLACE COCT-1·
RAN, non\e man. This ample fm·co has g;,,,., th, girls at the Hall a foeling of
safety and swu-ity. several young sparks nod Old Flames, oot to ni,otlor, Im·
prnmptn fi;ewo,ks and unnotie,d ,natches \mr•e been sqndehed by this sternly fi,e
force.
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F \\,oRMED to promote greater interest in outdoor sports
• and a greater accuracy in making ringers this club
threatens to grow to \mweilclly ·proportions. \Villie
who could not even wring· a mop or shoe a fly wl1en
vigor has macle this a regular three ringer circus.
Some who could not even wring ru mop or shoe a fly
when then joined are now daily ringing every
thing in sight inclucling1 their comp,1nions necks. Officers in the club are:
JOSE FJ\RIN As ---------------···-·----··---·--·--·--·-···--·---·-·--··--····--Darh Horse
BRIGHAM Kc:-rcnu;vr YouNG -·-···-······-----·-·-·--·--··Grand f,Var Horse
J o.HN Cox ------------------------------·-······--·--·-----------------·---·--··Great Draft
AVERY OLIVER ---------------------------------· ·----------··-----··Grand HI ar J-l orse
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SOCIAL CALENDAR
Many Delight/ ul ln11ova
tio11s to Characterize
Coming Seaso11
This season's social cal
endar is likely to be decor
ated by a few charming
improvements suggested by
our Dean of Women. She
feels that, an elevator If The most popular should be installed. , I at the Hall this season however, a swimming poo . .
I 1 ,oulcl with the 3io11nge1 set. could be mac e s ie ,,
gladly relinq11ish her ideas of an elev~tor. It. is
one of the Dean's pet notions that a n?,s: ~bso1 b~
er be added to the hall as a means ot givmg he,
. t • o-bt One of the most rest and qmet, at least a 111,, • . . 1,
leasing suggestions of our Dean, I~ a !11ne-cloc'
for the ()'iris to punch as they come ll1 so tha\ ~::e
l"' to wait UJ) until the clamp, c 11 y won't 1ave ,. d to con
I . i\t[r John Redenius has promise -1ou1s. • • . , Two Weeks so
1 o·O'estecl fixtures Jl1 strnct tie su,,,, . . I . o· forward to the en-all are confidentially loo <111,,
joyment of them.
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DEllL.T
Ellis Sox is threatening to have his cord
uroy pants washed. As hi, threats seem
about to l)e fulfilled intimate friends ,:ire
apprehensive as to his mental state. ·r .0
signalize his announcement wiH,, puloli,c fa-
vor the _students gave him: a risi,ng· vote of
tl_iank;; in chapel, this rnorni11g. At the
rittht mav be seen Fll'is Sox ~ ·b1-~11cl
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pair, too. ~~
Dec. 3. Frosh go thru scheclules without referring to Dulletin I3oarcls.
They are learning rapidly.
Jan. 4. No heat on fourth floor of dorm for twenty minutes-Panic.
F~b. 15 •. \•Vo1_·k i~ going _on a~ F~gg· Inn concluctecl by \'ic and Shearer Co.,
Inc., lll the 111vest1gat1ons bemg 111st1tutecl by the Smithsonian Institute. The
boys stat: th_at 1~0 n~w developments have occurred up to 4 p. 111. today. The
galaxy ot sc1enbsts 1s endeavoring to discover heat in the college furnace. The
haggarcl-facec\ men have worked three clays under the unti,ri1io- scientific direction
. b
ot Dr. Harte, without sleep ancl with only milk and sandwitches fo1~ nourishrnent.
The delicate instruments, the best that science can provide, have so far recorded
no trace of heat altho the rnen arc hopeful. They are taking every precaution
that no calory of heat\ escape their vigilance. "If there is a ray of heat, we will
fincl it" saicl the foreman in an official interview, "but so far it seems to be colcl
as a worna's heart."
t\pril 2. rdargiC' again proposes to Gilbert. Cruelly refused.
April 4. The grand anc\ stately elms, so well known to the singers of the
"l-Jawaiian rdelocly" are about to be transplanted to the campus. It is noised about
that classes are to be c\ismissecl in honor of this epochal event. Friends and pat
rons of the college from afar are expected to be guests. All surplus energy and
loyally is being solicited frnrn the students to promote the proceclmes. Sir Neelock
Thomson is to be master of ceremonies.
April 20. Three Rousing Cheers. Hurley Dale St. John goes clown in the
annals of the college as being the first one to stick gum under the new library ta-
bles.
June 2. Orange Peal one clay !ate in publication. Great consternation at this
unrivalled tardiness.
Tune 15. Vic's life as a hermit begins.
June 16. "At last," states Helen Oglesbee, noted society belle of the younger
set, ''I can now retire and enjoy a nervous breakdown. I have:·w'.u1ted one for a
1 . ff . 1 ti t· e for such luxur-long time but college really keeps one too Jttsy to a 01 c 1e 1111 ,, ,
ies."
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(Uci11g a Co/lcction o/ Forni Verse)
POOR PAL\
(As s1rng by that fa11101rs Opera Star, Wa/lacr
Cochran ,,,l,o made "Marchcta" fa111ous)
One time last Fall
Out at the Hall
Twenty Damsels had a close call
But Brave Papa, Poor Papa
IJe had no fear at all
Quick as a flash
He rnac\e a dash
Phoned a frantic appeal
\,Varn eel his sweet dames
Witless of flames
Hear his hoarse voice peal
Sturdy of arm
Steady and calm
Firemen find a phoney alarm
But poor papa, Valiant Papa
He o-ets no thanks al all!
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2nd Spasi..11
Never a rest, feel like a guest
I am Pop by common request'. I'm
Poor Papa, Fire Chief Papa"'
He gets no rest at all.
Hatchet and mop,
Porter, bell hop
Till I'm ready to clrop
Such is the fate
Farly acl late
Of ; Popular Pop
( 1'rn clisconsolate)
\Vhen I am wccl
\'lease shoot me dead
If of dozens 1 am the heacl
1\'J an, Poor Papa
Beck ancl call Papa *
He o-ets no rest al all! . "' • . . 1 t to svncopat1on. • te 1cies 111ct< en • ·, * ·Metrical incons1s 1 •
Roses are Reel
Violets are Blue
So is the Stucle
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(, /11 (';,isodc in l!1c life of 1,,10 ,,1,0/l-l.110,d1, /7rosh)
• \s they, pa<ldlccl along in a 1100k
She said faintly. "\Yhy Theodore. look
111 that o;ik, l declare 1 sec mistletoe there,"
,-\11c\ the crew fished them out w,i1:ha hook,
Seated 011c day in the li,brary
Restless and ill at ease
I was strnck with an inspiration
To burst out in a sneeze
I k11ew not what 1 was doing
Or how it happened then
Dut ?vfiss Gra!wrn cast me hall-warcl
\Vith the sound of a great a-men
EDr,ToR·s NOTE: Mr. B ordcn ·H1rotr a flrn.,1i11g poem about 111iflc for this page
but ·«1e had to condense it.
Extensive repairs are being 111acle on the famous board walk. Yesterday John
Redenius ancl a gang of students laid a board and a half and "went back to the
shop for more nai,ls."
TO HENRY VTTI % GILBERT SHEARER
Look what's here boys! A tribute to Gilbert and his flashy to11ri11g- car fr,~m
a group of his erstwhile passengers ..
Ode to Henry VIII ( and his train<'r l
ls Henry VIII founcl of chickens?
\Vith a cargo he; rnns like the dickens!
To give. him more dash
\,Ve've raked up this cash
Because his pulse gasoline quickens.
Of course you all !mow Thorsten Shell
He ·is so doggone b·r£ght
He cannot get ·it dar!i enough
To get to sleep a.t 11-ight.
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SPORTS
The g·irls oi: the'. Y. W. l..~. :\. sold HOT DOGS at the Linficld game, which
kind act kept the ;\lha11y .\ggregation from getting cold feet.
SPECL\L SPORTS NE\VS
( By released ,,·ir,· from Shedd, Orcgo11.)
The ,\ll-Alba11ia11 team as picked by the KKK.'S, Kox, KampbeU and K,1ch
ran:
Shin Guard ····························•···-··············· .. G. SHE.\RER ( Fogg-er)
Mud Guard ......................................................... SWEDE PETERSON
Fishi11 g Tac/de ................................................ Fls11 U 11 RH,\M ~rm
Blad: a11d Tac/de ····-············--············•· .................... PAPA Coc111uN
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~ DOUBLE EDGE GILLETT Bad E 11d ....................................................... .
G rec 11e Bach -····•·····-····-······- .......................................... .. LITTLE PAUL
Draw Back ······-············•---- ............................ RED GRANGE EnsTROi\l
• WILLIE H. YOUNG Rare B ac Ii .... •-················ .. --........... _ ................... .
. .. PATSY CoHEN-GooD~l:\N f,Va-v B acli ............................................ ..
·John Cox also played.
SPECIAL SPORT REVIEW
Farinas. the tennis player. who played on the Lincoln tean~, d1'.csn't
. I I • I· I .• e means a nclc 111 an I • I 1 II to serve fll"st anc t 1111 ,s a < I iv know w 11c 1 )a . · I
• I " • ll )'Oil serve?" Fannas rephec' automobile. His opponent sate wt
''No I've hac\ no experience as a waiter." .
. , -'t )a made some beautiful tackles !n the Ju111or-
Coch ran, well known house p, I ' b !· ti e team as defensive full.
I ·11 o don t ma ,e 1 ' Senior Basketball game anc wt 11
TRAINING RULES
• , . A. C. Mentor) (As a,u1on11ced by Bhama~/e1,.'
I· 10 homs of h1stot). 1. Not to take more t ian . t h ,,our language. I t t -oap so wa c 2. No player allowec o e~ ~ t.'." for br~akfast.
-t o-et ltl lll nne · h)' 3. Every player mus "' '. t eal three tunes a c' . \' 1 t 1111st eat oa 111 4. All dark horse cane IC a es I • than six dance steps. • . • t I to know more
~ No player is pe11111t ec trono·er.
::i. • ti ,'JI make you s "'
6. Eat lots of omons- ie)
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10. lll)' daughter.
·I . 1 find you <tSSII "' "I-low is it, young man, t ia,t - i Father: i
is it, I ask you?" . . . . 1'' . •?" " •. •• o-reat. tt s g1eat. . . -l)' da11ghte1. Leonard: Oh, its "' ' . 't l find vou kissmg-n
\). "How 1s 1 , \ ·" Father ( exasperatec • ,,ear rnbber bees. • , b cause von \ ' Leonard: "I guess its e - -
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( !11 this section 111ay be found essays of an edituria/. nature presumi11g to point out felt needs.)
THE NEED FOR .\ NEW CEi'l'[ENT SIDEWALK
A board walk 111ay be all right for Atlantic City but we maintain that a college
.of Lhc dignity and prcst,ige of the Pirate School should have a real cement walk
,Jinking the maidens clon1icil,e with the mansion of knowleclge and learning. A re
cent tragedy cries 011t for the assertion of Rig:llt. It an happened Jrike unto this:
The night was dark and stormy. The right Hon. J. Randolph Cox,' P. D. Q.,
was on the home stretch of the return trip. with his wee lassieJ after a thrilling
evening amicl the bright lights 0£ the metropolis. The young: couple, unaware of
the clangers underfoot had safely perambulatecli half the allotted distance between
the above mentioned edifices ,vhen, alas! The unsuspecting victims crashed to
terra firma in a mad scramble. 'Nuf said. The need is apparently, evident.
It was 40 below zero. The north wincl howled. The icles hung from the
t1-ees which stood like tall white ghosts against the darkening- sky. A row of
shivering: natives appeared out of the bleakness and filed slowly into the frigid
hut of worship. Taking: their places before the awe inspiring toten1 pole, their
voices rose in a plaintive chant. "Cold, cold is everywhere and all the world does
freeze." A shivering wail clispells the illusion and everything returns to reality.
It is chapel hour at Albany.
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rvI. iVJason (at the Elite): "Diel you orcle11 this Sundae sir?"
Dr. Baker ( arousing) : ''Goodness, have I been here that long?"
SCOTCH
Gwen: "Do you think you could ]earn to love me?"
Gilbert: "Oh yes, I grasp things qnickly.''
Allene: "You clidn 't wear a mask at the Hallowe'en party, clicl you?"
Karl: ''Naw."
Ali'ene: "That's what I tried to tell my roommate."
She •was onl'v the janitor's daughter bttt she s1.c,ept ·me off ·my feet.
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AN ABSORBING COURSE
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C ollcge la!.·es all uo!es for them
UNLI:MITED SKIPPING PRIVILEGES
Special Internatioua! Items Co11sidcrcd
Spanish Onions
French Toast Indian Corn
Swiss Chard
English .Bath Buns
Welch Rarebit Brussels Sprouts
Italian Pnrnes
Dutch Cheese French l:ried Potatoes
Irish Potatoes Hungarian Goulash, Etc
r,rlOR'/ -Co1wcrsatio11al Metltods-Co·11rsc Co111biucs LABORATORY II' I\.
Chemistry
Biology lV[inerology
Botany
Debate :Medicine
Argumentation
A !l worlt do11e under faculty i11spectio11
STlJDENT ASSTST ANCE
~ • 'JTION $60 00 PER TERM NO CREDIT FOR COFRSE-Tl, . '. . • .· . .
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ALBANY ST A TE BANK
Albany, Oregon
SAVINGS COMMERCIAL
Member Federal Reserve System
DEPENDABLE ELECTRICAL
lVIERCHANDISE
Ralston Electric Co.
Albany, Oregon Fisher=Braden Co.
Complete Home Furnishers
Visit our gift department
Picture framing a specialty
Service Always
l,JI e 'Wish to extend our congratulations to the class o/ 1928
State Bank Building PHONE 273 Yot • GET Tl-IE GIRL-
W [ 1 L-\ \ E THE DIA:--IOi\' I)
FOSHAY & MASON
Dru<rrrists and Booltse//ers .:,.:,
Albany, Oregon
If you want to look well-patronize
these Barber Shops
GLOBE, STR.-\TTON'S and
E.-\ST ALBANY
Ralston 1notor Co.
Dodge Brothers Motor Cars
Graham Brothers Trnclts
Seventh and Lyon Streets
THE ELITE
Cafeteria ancl Confectionery
Broadalbin Street
\V. S. DUNCAN, Proprietor E. L. STIFF
Furniture Co.
Complete fiouse furnishers
-1-22 West first Street
Albany, Oregon
Imperial Cafe
PAT rvil'RPHY, Proprietor
Service Quality
M. SENilERS & CO., Inc.
l lay, Grain, Seed. Salt, Poultry
Supplies, Lime and Roofing
H.J. JONE,S
<Bookseller and
Stationer
Subscriptions received for all
magazines and periodicals
333 W. First St. Albany, Ure.
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Ft"rst National Bank
Albany, Oregon
THE STORE OF BETTER
l\l r.:RCI-IAND1SE
The
May Stores:, Inc.
Albany, Oregon
SEND-
"The Sweet Girl Graduate··
FLOWERS
Albany Floral
Company The Music Shop
Pianos -Plioi1ograph Records -
Sheet Music
338 v\ est 1st St. Albany, Ore.
RIECKE-RS
Campers Store
Confectionery and Grocery
Fountain Service The best position ns11a11y goes to the
WELL DRESSED Hf/:\/
Dress H' ell and S11ccccd
DEA rd AGENCY
Genera./ ]11s11ra11ce
133 Lyon Street Phone 475 R
Albany, Oregon
Dr. G. L. Jordan
Osteopathic
Ph)rsician and Surgeon
Phone 148 State Bank Bldg.
A REVELATION TO
YOU WOMEN .
. little more art m who appreciate a .· . ality in
l·ttle more .ougm . dress, a 1 fairness m d little more style an a . are\ will prove ;pricing, our spring app
a revelation.
1Uqe ~mart ~lrtrp ,,
• St ,Jes are Shown "Where Exclusive ' ) OREGON
ALBANY
- . l es then Thin!? of Think of you1 s 10
White's Shoe Shop
Lyon Street Albany, Oregon
. Orrr ow11 delivery Goocl Groceries-
Walter Eastman East End Confectionery
Ice Cream-Candy-Pop
F. C. BALLARD
NAGEL'S BOl,~ ancl BEAUTY
SHOPPE
Pcr111a11rnt Wm1i11g
Hotel Albany Bldg. Albany. Ore.
l G"fts for all Occasions flowers anc '1 •
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Hall's Floral Shop
Phone 166 J
Calavan Drug Store
V. L. CALAVAN
. . School Supplies Headq11a1-te1 s f01
Joe's Shine Parlor
Hats Cleaned anc l Blocked
Albany, Oregon
233 First St. ----~ 211 lVla in St. ~ ---
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for a
Grenier 011d !3cllcr
,-JLBANY COLLEGE
Chain Red and vVhite Store
Groceries, School Supplies and
Fresh Meats
PHONE 474
Pollock Brothers
Pbone 198 J Delivery Service
White Front Cleaners
C. A. URUCKiVIAN
210 ·Main St. Albany, Ore.
Heating·
Plumbing- -Repairing
Ti;t: MARTIN LUDWIG SHOP
PHONE 108
TOIL BURNERS . HAR HURLEY Proprietor
GEORGE L. Albany, Oregon
136 Ferry St.
X-Ray Phone 361
Dr. w. L. Robertson
DENTIST
State Bank Blclg. Albany 0 f the past season. ancl hope to
meet you a\'I next fall.
CHA.S. ROHRBOU6H & SON
Scr,•icc Stntio11
CANDIES, LU1\'CJ-!F.S a11d
FO U :VT 111.\1
136-138 V-/. 1st Street
Roscoe Ames
HARDWARE
SPORTING GOODS
GOOD EATS
Austin Confectionery
9th and Elm
AMERICAN SHINE PARLOR
For a Real Shine
. M'indow Cleaning House Cleamng-i
109 Lyon St. Phone 475 Jr "A lban_y's Finest Entertainment"
Globe and Rameseum
THEATRES
Presenting- the best in screen ancl qage entertainment
"WHF.RF, T-!APP!NF.SS /UVA/TS YOU''
COME ALONG!
Start That Account
and when you think of a Bank,
~ think of our Bank-then come in
and get acquainted.
The man with five dollars is treat
ed ,,,ith as much curtesy as the man
with thousands.
You Need Us
H1e Need You
Where Savings a1·e Safe
First Savings Bank
Albany, Oregon JCMNATION-WTDI C . 'NEY 0.
Albany, Oregon
Bu\jing mos\-we
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ELECTRIC
REFRIGERATION
~Wily
-to Better Living
MOUNTAIN STATES POWER COMPANY
For Better Qua/ii)' and Service-Call at
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ALBANY'S LEADING DEPt\RTlVIENT STORE
Albany-Magnolia
Laundry
Qua/it)' Work
I'romf'l Service
Phone 50 Quality and Service
HUB
Cleaning Works
343 \V. 2nd Phone 499 R ff ii is dr11_!:_S or 11111sic yu11'.'/ /ind it
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BROWNSVILLE
WOOLEN MILLS
STORE
Jfrn's fJnd 1'onng Men's Clothing
17irst at Ellsworth St ... \lbany, Ore. Becker & Roberts
firocers and Bakers
Fresh l\ileah and Vegetables
PHONE 43 Albany, Oregon
I{ yon lw,·c ,'ricnds they s/1on/d' hm1c your
Photol3raph
QLlifforh ~tuhio
333 West First Street
BARTCHER FURNITURE CO.
"Everything for the I-I omc"
\11/e aim to conduct our business in
a way that will meet your patronage
0~1.1-421 West First Street
Albany, Oregon Albany, Oregon
Albany Auto Co.
Hockensmith & Templeton
<Buick Automobiles
ancl Used Cars -
. 'm4e ~uh filonfe:dionerrJ
l·or Quiclt. Tosly, .·i/1-Da_,. L1111cltcs. Jee Cream ~11d Co11fcctio11s for
. Your Parties
ALBi\\:Y'S O\Vl\ STORE
R. L. PHILLIPS, Proprietor
Ql} ALITY TvIERCl-L\N DISE
at Reasonable Prices
FLOOD'S
334 \Vest First Street
Dry Goods Notions
F11r11ishings
Latest Styles in Clothing and Men's
Furnishings for M eu and
Y 01111g i\11 en
Fred Ward
THE MEN'S STORE
LOOK AT YOUR HAT
EVERYONE ELSE DOES
ART GOODS Society 011d Co111111crciol
JOB PR!NTl:\IG
Albany Printing Co.
118 \Vest Second St.
Complete stock of genuine
Chevrolet parts
All work gnarantcecl Phone 720
SANTUM CHEVROLET CO.
Sales a11d Sen:icc
Albany, Oregon
PICTURE FRAMI~G
Fortmiller Furniture Co.
~,,r asonic Temple ALBANY,OREGON • 1\1~-,-~-'-C'•'
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