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Orange Peal 1929

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THE ORANGE PEAL
JL929
"Esse Quam Conspici"
Publis/zed annually by {/ie
Albany College Student Association
Albany, Oreson PAGE TWO jf n )tte1nori&m
MR. ERIC HAUSER
CTo whose intePest and sene7'0sity
Albany Gallese owes a
pPof ound debt of
BPatitude jf n )ffil.emuri&nt
MR§. FANNIE 0. ROOD
Whose sePvice and devotion to
Albany Gallese will eve.,,,
be PemembePed
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Albany, Orcilon Table of Contents
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President's Message
Administration
Classes
Activities
Literary Section
Music
Athletics
Jokes and Advertisements
PAGE FIVE PAGE SJX Foreword
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Will you weave me in your loom
Tapestries of silken thread,
Gathered from the silver moon
With the light that she has shed,
If I gather one by one
Gracious flowers that fragrant bloom
In the garden of the sun,
Will you weave them in your loo~?
I shall bring I_JOU thoughts of gold,
Riches from the desert sand,
Cargoes that were never sold,
Gifts from out m1_J Fairl_l Land.
Will I_JOU take each silken thread
I have gathered in my room,
Every thought that fancy bred,
Weave it in your magic loom? "Knowledge--no\- intuition, but the slow
Uncertain {ruit o{ an enhancing toil,
Strengthened b\j love; .... "
To President Thomas T. Bibb the students
o{ f\\ban\j College dedicate the
1929 Orange Peal
PAGE SEVEN THOMAS W. BIBB A B A n,,-, • ·, • Jv1., P/2. D.
PAGE E:tGH1' The Pre§ident~ § Me§§age
In a President's message. it is appropriate tu allude to progress made by
the various institutions of the College during the year. However, owin~· to
:ny limited term of service, it is not 011ly impossible but inappropriate that I
~houlcl attempt to do this. T shall rather call attention to the results of a few
observations that have come into my !i11e vf vision in the three months of my
administration, and add one or two suggestions for those who are soo11 to
graduate from .-\lbany College.
The colleg·e activities. the conduct of students about the campus ancl else­
where, and the good fellowship between one and all, indicate a genuine sincerity
uf purpose that contributes toward the best and fullest type of college experi­
ence. \Ve may have less of e11clowrnet11t anrl equipment than some other in­
stitutions, but we have none the less of the genuine values of ii'1stitutio11al life,
and one of the greatest of these is the sincerity of purpose.
The ultimate aim of Christian education is the well-balanced life out of
which shall grow well-balanced leadership. lt engenders the power to judge
relative values. I have noticed a llecided tc11cle11cy 011 the part of the stnclent
lJocly of this institution t0 view life in its better aspects. Alreacly yon are
r-racticing the principles of that better, well-ba1ancecl leadership.
To you, Seniors, [ have this special word. Yott are now at the thresholci
of your life's work. Yon arc at the end of your nnclergracluate career. Trus­
tees, faculty ancl unclerclassmen look 1:o you for the fulfillment of these better
aspects in your life; they look to yon for new leaclership in Christian living:
Lltey look to yon to preserve the traditions of .\lbany College. l;rorn what l
observe, you will not he found wanting-. Let me take this occasion to extend
the best wishes of this institution to you for your material and spiritual success
111 all that you undertake.
Then too, 1 am aware of a spirit of great determination on the part of the
indiviclual students. VVhat you have lacked in means yon have supplied by
your deterrni11a.tio11 to succeed in getting an education. A few have clroppec\ by
the wayside, but on the whole yon have enclnrecl. Because of this I predict for
you a full measure of success in life, for tasks will call for more determination
than the consummation of your college career.
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·' Here emb what l have observed. and here begins wkll wanl to leave
I I 11 D 110t think of _your .\\111a :\later in tenns of what with you. Loo, a Jl:'.a< • o
it has becll, but rather i11 terms of wh:it it is going Lo be. Ueautiful buildings
will rise where weeds 110w grow. facult_v and student body will he enlarged.
L-'lan ;111d work to haste11 Lile day. Thl'll we shall have progre-,s •
Look aheacl ! Do not live in Likewise. pl.tn the structure of your life.
:tccorclance with past errors a11c\ labor lost. but r.tlher live in accordance with
come torwanl-looki11g plan erected upo11 the principles of the wcll-loalancecl
life this college should have revealed to you .
. \s a last word, let me e"press my sincere appreciation of the splendid
cpirit ,J1own rne. A new presidc11t inl'ariab!y brings with hirn some change of
policies, and I have been 110 e:--ception to this rule. Co111ing as I clid in the
middle of the scholastic year, these changes could not clo otherwise than disrupt
the existing order. The way in which you received rne ancl have responclec\ to
ouch changes is very commendable and higbly appreciated. I trnst it is the be­
ginning of years of long friendships and a greater APJany College.
PAGE TEN
--\V.,1w \,\/. Su.u,·:,N
Dean and Professor o/ History CT/Id
Political Science
Gr;-icluate of Kansas State Normal
School: ;\. B., University oi
Illinois: A. :vr. ancl
Ph. D., ibicl.
IDA A. POWELL
Dean of W o·men and Professor of
M odcrn Language
Ph. B. University of Chicago;
A. M., ibid; Graduate
work at University
of Chicago.
\,\i.-,1.L.\CE HOWE LEE
Registrar, Professor o/ Latin and
Grecli
.\. R .. Williams College, A. M.
ibid: D. D., Albany College
Graduate work at Lini­
versity of Califon1ia.
PAGE ELEVEN F.1.17-.\ 1:F·r 11 TR,· 1 /Ii 1-:
T'ro/l'ssor o/ E11g/is!, 011d Litcral11r<'
r\. ll .. \Ju:;ki11gu111 College; A. i\J.
ilJid: Craduatc work at U11i­
vcr~ity of Chicago and llni­
,·,-rsitv ol California.
T1ro~1.,s F. l\frN01.r-:
T'roftssor o/ Lng/is!, aud
Litcrat11rc
Graduate of .\lloa Academy; A. i: ..
St. Andrew's l"niversity:
J\. :'vf., ibid.
R.,vMoNu E. n,,c,E1{
Pro/cssor of I'.d1tcatio11 and
Psychology
.\ • H.L_C11ristia11 Coll'ege; A. M .,
niversity of Ureo·o11 .
!) b ' h. D .. ibicl. 1r.,R,:Y n. 1-1.,RT
Pro/cssor o/ Clic111islr_\' 011d Physics
U. S. Ka11sas Stale Teachers· ( ·oi­
legc: i\f. S. l '11ivcrsity of
Towa: Ph. D., ibid.
n1,:TT\' :\ EV JLI.E \.Yll.LJ.\ }I SON
Acting Professor of ,Wathcm-atics
;\. n. L"niversity of Washington.
:VL. S., ibid.
DAN11;;1. Ftm1•:~1,,N
Pro/cssor of Riology
Craduate of lncliana State ~onnal
School: Ph. n. Earlham Col­
lege; Ph. M., L·niversity of
Chicago; Gradt\ate work
at l·ni,·ersity of Chica-
go and Cniversity
of Oregon.
PAGE THIRTEEN PAGE FODRTEEN Eurrn l-[. 8.,irnr::TT
Direr/or of . ftli!ctirs and Instruct­
• or o/ I':ro110111ics and Sociology.
D. S. State Teachers· College, Mis­
souri; Graduate work, Uni­
versity of Washi11gto11.
]L'STIN A. MH.l..ER
Director of School of ,1111sic. I,,·
str11ctor of Piano, Pipe OrgJn
and Theory
l\fos. n .. Simpson College Conser­
vatory: Pupil of F. E. Barrows,
Everett S. Olliver, Herbert ;\_
Harver, W. R. Knupfer,
Louis Victor Saar.
W1N1r.1iw Mcl\",1rn Hori..:rns
Instructor of Voice
Graduate of Albany College Con­
servatory of .Music: Diploma from
the American Conscrvatoire of
fountainebleau, France; Pupil of
Hackett, Yeatman Griffith, Charles
Stone Wilson, Madame Richarcl­
sc,11, l\faug·ere, Paris; Madame
Telly, Paris Grand Opera. Jo11 N Rr::Dr-:Nws
d d ni- S11pcrinte11dr11t of Gro1111 s an
recto, o ,) • 1' c--t11dc11t £111ploy111e11t.
Aun: C. G1ua,,~1
Librarian
Graduate \.ansas ~ ' . I·-State Teachers'
College.
PAGE FIFTEEN ,Boairdl of T ru§tee§ of A[lban y Co Hege
EXECCTJVE CO~HHrTEE
Ho:,.:r. FR,\1'K J. il'[Ju.rn, C/l(tir111a11
C. E. Sox
iVILLJA,I FOR'!'MILLER
F. E. C1LUSTER J. C. IRVIN J,:
P. ,\. YOL'NC
T l·lf) ~l. \ s W. Brnn, E.r-Officio
Class of 1 CJ29
Mic J, C. IRvrNr::
i\·JR. E. n. Wr1.L1.wsoN
R1::r. H. L. BO\nf,\N, D. D.
REV, D. A. THOMPSON, D. D.
]l'OCE ], W. MALONEY
M1:. w~1.. BITTLE WELr.s
REv. ?\. K. Tuu,Y, D. D.
i\tin. C, E. Sox
?vfo. L, E. f-Lu11LTON
.\lit FLETCIIER LIN;'i
}fa 'v\l, C, HARDING
i\<fR. D. A. P,\TTl:LI.O
:\•IR. S. W. L.\IVRENcr::
i\·IR. T. T. SUELL
1-loN. fR,\fiK J MILLER
.\IR. f,_ E. C.1u.rsTER
i\.fo. WIU,J.-\M FoR'r~nLLER
Mn. P. A. YouNc;
i\fR. ]OSEPH A. WILKINSON
lH1:. Ltrn11.m :r. STEEL
i\·fos. Boun1NoT SEELEY
PAGE SJXTlsEN Class o/ 1930
Class of 1931 Lebanon
Albany
Portland
Portland
Pendleton
Portland
Salem
Albany
Albany
Portland
Roseburg
Portland
Portland
Wallowa
Albany
Albany
Albany
Albany
North Bend
Portla11d
Portland §JENIOR§
"L-,fe has no\-here been wholly vain
f\nd l'\OW I bear
Of w·,sdom \)lucked from joy and pain
Some slender share."
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ll<>ba\P. l
Clu~s Ht.~PortC:'r. 2. ~-
;\_IPha Lambda .. Chaplain 1
\Vo111an·s A,;l'ociation, Scc;·etary, 1
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3.' ·I "tt1cl"nt council,
l'la:s:s f'1·cs:d<'nt,
Orchr-istra 1 ·>
DelJal", 1,' 1 • ~.
Y. M. C. A. Cahinet 3
l.J0<> Club 1, :J, .J ' '
Eu110ti:111 Litenu·v Suci• ety, 1, 2 •
1;.~bat<' Man:cger, ,J
l 1rnt1• T(ni,rhr11, !!, ;;, -I .\lnl~a c:aIHI11<1 .
~c-c1·r-ta.ry, •I
Glc•c Cl111J. 2. :J
t'(ille~·(;• l'lay 2. 3_
r•_:.\:{'C\11.ivt;: C'1.i11nc1I, Scc1·c-lal·.v 3. ·I
111·1trll:!lic· Cluh. -I
01<,L1l~(• P1:"c..ll, 2, ~
lnlc-I :s.ncr<'l.V Co\lnc-11 Sec.rc-lat·y, ·I
.·\.lpha La,nb<IU, 1, 2
Ju11 ~ Cux
I II l ·> " Captain, •I
~:~~--~~b,.Llt.' i: ·z: 3. Captain.
Ra~t•ball. l. 2. 3
Trac.l,;. 2. :) , r .
!)n1c>~·a. Z0Ln.. 1. ~-li·e::tSlll"?l ,)
\"ic;e-T'r~sidcn l. •I .
r•:11net·,m Literary Soc10ty. 2
('.la.ss y ic.-,-Prcsiden t, •I
L1 ll S I-f., 1.L
Financial Sccn·l:tr)', Y.
'\V. C. A., 2
C'la~~ Secn:i.tn,ry, 3
Clnss Tn·asurer. 11
A:-:s·t Bu~incss .i\Janng·er,
·orang:e Pr.-n.l. -I
\,\'.\I.T"R DEN i\1$
For~11,u.n of Stud en l La­
lJor on C'nlleg-" farm, l
Member, Albany Collegf>
D,·bu.tc Team, 1
Fo1·~n,sic Societ~,. 1
Pirn.t«?- T'-nights, P1·csi­
den t, 1
Prcsidenl. Y. M. C. A. 2, ·1
Chn.pl,dn, L:tc1·u.ry So­
ciety, 1
Vi<•(' Pr,•siclent. Eng-Jish
Socit>ty, ·I.
Football 3. -I
Tr,~c:k, 3. ·I
:VI.\ ll.J IJIU E i\'l :\SON'
<:1.,,-. C'lub, :J, •I
Girls' Sc,;tct, :i
Sluclr•nt 11ody Sc,c:rela1·y, 3
r:-..:eculiYC• C'ouncil, •I
l~unetian, 1, 2
,\lp_ha Gamma, 2, 3, •I
l),\1.1;; Pr:RRY
On1efra Zeta, 1, :?. 3, •I: Pl'es:dent, .J
l•'oollrnll, J. 3 Baskctlrn.11, 1, 2, 3, •I
'1'1 >tCk, l, 2, :i Tennis, 2
·1~ull<'lian Lite1·ary Suciet)', l, 2
l•:ng·lish Soeiely, •I
Student Hocly Pl'<'Siclcnl,
lnl,•r-Socid)" Council. •I
l~xl?'cutiv.-- Council, i, -1
C"ulh•g·l' J.'iay, l, 3
llJ'{Llllatic Club, 1, 2
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P.\GE TWENTY Senior§
Harken to om voice, ye Frc.,hrnr11 !
Harken 10 uHr tale, dear cla~s111a1,:s !
Listen to our great achievements.
To the deeds we have recorded.
We who entered timid 17reshrnen.
Fall of '25 we e11terecl.
Entered iorty strn11g or better,
Dwindled now to just a dozrn.
First ,rn1011g-HS are lhe Je,vells.
:\re the bright and sparkling Jcwells.
:\re the rare, and precious Jewells,
Rrighteni11g oiir Senior Pathway.
President is Ewart Jewell,
President of all his classmate~
Editor of !ast year's !\1111ua1,"'
Offices his avocation,
Wide the range of his experience.
Dorothy, the other T ewe I\
Lights the way in O~lr Y. 'w.
Leads in Conference state and section,
Beckons other girl<; to follow
~ In the way that she-illumines.
Ellen Baker, we clcpe11d on
Cheerful classmate. willing worker
Ia debating and dramatics
She excels most of her class:natcs.
Two we cot111t , , ,tmong our 1111mber,
1 wo whose liv • l· l es eac to the pulpit,
011e of these, our friends, l!ruce Coie
In debat J • • • ' -. e us name shines brightly,
~1es1dent he has been of HS, •
1 cacher next year will his task be.
Preacher, then ,J l . .
And the other \n-11t'e·'1·1eD,~ sc _1001 is f111ishecl.
) . ' 'I' dllllS I, resident of y_ M. C. s\. '
Counsellor, inSJ)irer I I . N , ea( e1
l ow he preacl . •
P. '. ies Ill the Southland
icacllllw is I. 1· •. I tl F O • lls 1tet1111e callino· n ie all • f , ::-.· B , m oot-ball season
oast we of another classmate John Cox lead-.: upo11 the g-ridim11
r\ncl i11 school helDs i\lr. l;rel'rna11
\fake the 1:·reshrnen ~tudy harder.
Basketball claims Karl Hu-.:ton
Lithe of limb and quick of move111cnt
i\ncl, as Darlington, we find him
Quite the traitur and the villian,
,\!so starring- on the ball-floor,
L; the quick and graceful Perry,
Scoring for his .\Ima J\,fater.
He p1·esicles ,1t S . .13. TV[eeting-s.
?"1arjorie 1VIaso11 takes gr<'at plea:;me
Working in the bburatory
History, too, she finclls cng-ag·ing·,
Secretary, she is often,
For she does her task sincerely.
Lois. Hall exceb in blD work,
Likes to search for hidden knowleclge,
Likes Biology, its kindred,
Likes it well enough to teach it.
Ami another of our classmates
Clare Dougherty her name is,
Represents us m1 the council,
Active she in many circles.
Ami we have one who's been with us
Scarce a. year, yet is one of us,
Quiet he, and unassuming
Is our classmate, i\.'Ir. i.\,[ercer.
Last we come to Annette Adcock
French and German claim her interest.
She will be another teacher.
Thus our classmates we have listed,
Listed so that you mig·ht know them.
Ask you, ''\,\/hat importance have you?"'
Greatest of importance have we
As a link in our dear college.
As a link 'twixt old ancl new built.
Last to enter the old building-,
Last link are we to the older.
But on passing· we would leave you
::\1Je111·ries of the olcl, and greater
Hope for times that are to follow.
Harken ! for our tale is ended! PAGE TWENTY-ONE Senior Prophecy
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(Editors' Note. It do behoove tis to 11nte brC'·;•itcr that ye manuscript herein
follo11,,ing did c~me_ into our possc.,sinn from ye hands of one Master Pepys
who did vonch tor its anthe11t1c1ly a..; a gcnu111e documeni: corne from ye oTeate
antiquarian and research scholar in ,_,c wonderful and strano·e "1 ·f~stei· ::,D
. . • • "' ' n " errv
Pale, learned Ill ancient and rnod<?rn lor<?, wherein ye aforementioned Mastc.r
'.-'ale c'licl co~1vty for the benefit of postrrity a true :111cl veracious accot1nt oi his
1dlow stud1entcs as thei1: destined li\·cs did appear unto l'1im in a strange and
1'rophet1c drearne, wherern }.faster Pale did reveal hyrnseli a seer of no .. . . m~
mst111ct10n ancl a ~Teate ma0·ister in tlw 11olite :1ml v11]0'·.11· to11o·ties I) ]' • I . ~ . . "' '· ;:,' ::, y w 11c 1 men
do cornmt1111cate their high and low-born thoughles. whereof l\Iaster Pale do
make learned nsc to onr very greate profile. 1689.)
Ye lJreamc of Master Pale
[11 the somer seson whan softe biow
the wind,
Donne I sate me bi the rote of an elde
tree
To rede fram anncicnt l'Jookes
That tellen swete tales
Of )'ttngen lttve ancl snchen thino·es
l n gilden dayes bi forn ::,
?.-fany merveilles oi G;·eecc and Rome
I rede wyth clelyght,
U~ Troih1s and Criseyde,
Ot I-Teien swete of Trov
Diana and her fleeten l;;nndes
-';nd many mo besyde. • ,
but sodeinly I slombrcd
In a softc slepvino
Than gan l to ·,ne;~n
A merveilonse swcvcne.
In soth. it were ·1 111 . ·1 , e1 ve1 e
That mete me in myn' slepying·.
P..\G-E 'l'WEN'l'Y -'l'WO r\ wonclrecl sighte bdel me­
:\c wiste T wlwre 1 was
111 a straung·e and rnotely compaync,
A 1nerrie compayne, I wot,
Of mennes and maidenes,
Twelve aboute I trow. •
r\ncl everichon of hem
Of all the sondry folk
In brighte arraye were claclen.
Uf high and low degree they weren.
So 110w wille I tellen,
Withouten wonles 1110,
Myn straunge aventurc,
\.Vhan 1nyne jocunrl hoste
l ;aclrede us too·iclre
' ::, '
In merrie ease to eaten.
Our hoste a semelv man he was
t;retc. chere he rna~le us evericl1;11
And lo the soper sette us anon.
Fu! loucle he s0110-e :-;,
\Vyth manie a rnery sotm. He was 11n goost. I ween.
not roundc attc everich poi11l.
Depely cuth he redc the star,;:
_-\ lerned 111a11, in .~oth, lie wa~.
Ueni,gnc and wondrous cliligellt,
.-\nd ~lepl narnore than clooth the
11ig·hti11gale,
'i\Jyne gestes,' quoth he, ·J yow wille
tcllen
r alll y-clept Johann11s Co-xen.·
.c\ttc that rny11c hcrte upstnte.
For. by myne haly goun,
Nan otther was 111yne hoste
Thanne scoler John. a mery wight.
i\ scoler he. sum t\\'enty years agoon.
Ful softe he spak his English tonge.
And 111ake11 meloclie
Like bircles in the springe.
'\Te man nat was ~o plesa1111t.
Than orn1 and a Ile tile gestes
upspronge,
0011 ancl alle they spak fol fast,
,\s thogh they alle hackle sene a g·ast.
For sooth to seyn, a wonclred thyng,
A merveillve for to tellen,
The gestes ther were scolers alle
Atte 111yne auncient scnlye.
It acorcleth we! to gucle resoun
To telle yow the conclicioun
Of ech of hem, so as it semecl me,
So wol 1 first beginne
To tellen of the goclelie !might,
Sir Ewart Jewell benarncd,
.-\ man of gentil herte,
Ancl statelich of manere
vVhan atte the court he staid.
He was a worthy man, I trow,
Never ne malice did he seyn In al his lyf to ;111y wight.
f.uvede lie was by rnayclnes fair.
nol l11vcdc he 11:1t 110011,
,\11<'1 rnanie wolde wcpc so pito11s
That he luvccle nat 0011 of hern.
He was a vcrray parfit knight,
A curteous knig·ht, .l ween.
\,Vyth hym ther was his squyer
Like unto grete Apollo,
\,\'as the knighty's squyer,
A lovyere a11cl a bachelor.
Of mightie strengthe was he,
And fair to loke upon.
Arrayed he was in velvet goun
\Vith sleeves bothe longe and wycle,
In hose of finest silke y-wroughte
That frarn the Orient was y-broughte.
J never cuthe a man so smerte
.'\tte ten and thirtie year,
Freshe as the rnonth of 1\1Iay, I ween,
,\ncl ful of 111yrthe and jolitie.
Karl Huston he was y-born
To ben a squyer of high degree.
J n sooth. I mot sorn-clel don,
Fu! wel rnyne. witte bysette
To tellen of the faire Annette,
For she was nat as otthers ben,
Liken hem that lispen in the Frenchen
tonge.
She lyvecl lyf fol solempne,
And lilrned nat the foolish japes
0£ foolish 111en11es and rnaydnes.
It peynecl her fol sore, in soth,
To hearken to such folyc.
l'Or hem she gaf nat an ferthing,
not onely spa!.;; of thinges highe.
Thogh she was now y-clept 'ma
dame,'
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And 111ake11 so11ges ful blitl1elie.
!\e 1110 1 can nat seyn, lorn.
:\Lyne wittc is alle for-pynecl.
r\ fifre ther was,
/\11 ladie highe of gr<.'et noblesse,
Ful plesa1111t was hir cou11tenau11ce,
In world was 110011 so fair a wight.
El'len Bakere she was highte.
She eke haclcle recle in flourie rime
Manie a tale oi highe emprise.
Of swete romaunces 111anie an oon,
Of Juve~ of lordes and ladies true
Fu! we! she coude devyse ech 0011.
Thanne wolde she seyn, ·,\mor vincit
0111nia.·
Bot wo is me. that knavish wighte,
Dan Cupide is he namecl,
1-laclcle i'oosed an arowe fram his bowe
And perccd hir tendre herte.
A staulwart knight he was. I ween,
That by hir syde did sitten,
And inanie a gla1111ce of swete luve
.'\tte his dere wyf did casten.
:~wcye other mannes T did espye
I bat haly were i.11 thoght and werk
Bothe lcrned men, I wi.lle avowe •
That neveradel dirl care a straw~
Bot onely ior their shepe's gncle.
~\ wo1_thy clerk was \Vaither Dennis
,\ncl lived lyf iul sobrelv
-~c was so worldly in i1;t~nte
Io gadrede filthe lncre
Bot all~ on bokcs he it .spente,
(~11 logic and philosophre. •
i\a hecle he toke of . I .. , • may( es ta,r
l·orc he nat luvecl frivoJ!ite •
PAGE TWENTY-FOUR The uther. eke, a prceste was,
:\ bellre. l trowe. that 110wliicre is,
I\ ruce Coie he wa,; y-clepccl,
.\ noble en,;ampl'e to his shepe,
For first he wroghte by deecles gnde,
Thanne ailerwarcls he taughte.
\\.hylo111 wolde he swetely chaunten,
. \s any nightcnga.lt, J ween.
t\ beHre preest ther nowhere is.
Withouten lye. the nexte J saugh
:--Joon other was than clought_v Cl;iire.
·i\.[a da,ne· she was witho11te11 doutc,
l'Or atte hir sycle a lusty knight,
That laked nat a fovyere bolcle,
.'\tte everich speche clicl turn abo11te
:\nd noel his hecle wyth clouncaste
lll lCll.
He was a solernne knight, I ween.
Bot laclie Claire that lernecl was
Diel speke fol faire and fetyshly
In manie a foreigne t:onge, I ween,
Tn Latin, French and highe German.
1-Iir smyling, eke, was swete to see,
Fill simple and coy it was, I gue~sc.
Righte by hir sycle, in clerk array,
.\ wynsum maycl did sittcn,
,\s fair as any wight I know
\Vas swete Marjorie lVIa~on.
l n depe thing-es, in science lore,
\Vas Marjorie wel grounded,
And fast she spak. 1,1e can T telle.
Of manie a lernecl c\octor,
Olde Ypocras anc\ alle his ilke,
Ti! l was quite confounded,
Uut oftentimes as jangleres olde
Wolcle tellen tales Italiene. .\ml eke anoother dicl T sec.
H ir 11,1111 wa,; Lois I lallc.
. \n<i tli0g-h that she 1Yas sorndel srnalle;
Sile hadi1e a stoute and gTaci,ous herte.
1\ ladic trewe of mocleste mien,
She was a scryven, lernecl wcl
111 au11cie11t bokes of ,\lexau1Hlre.
.-\11cl pnnderecl depely nil·e a1?d dayc
Over 111a11ie a highe romaunce
That writen was in ;iccents swete
.\ncl mac] hir eycn 1)rightely glowc
\,\"han it iel i11 hir re111ernbra1111ce
Of claycs wh;rn that Juve was yonge.
The laste man I mot dcscryven
,\ preed,,er was, g·,mle i\'1aster '.VJercer.
J\,Jt hym. in sooth. I knew nat wel
Whan that he was a scoler.
Yet nathelesse, be sellled me
,\ worthy preest, alle clacl in blak
That mad hym lok ful solenrne.
Urighte were his worcles
Whan that Ile spak,
And shyning·e was his wytte.
;\e mo l can nat seye.
:--.:0w, onely 0011 remains I trowe
That .,awe l in rnyn clreame,
lt was the knightie·s suster trewe. Do-rutl1y she was y-clcpecl.
( ;,1clc frcencle,; they were. I yow can
tel le .
.-\11d hived ech other righte hcrtely.
;\01v, Dorothy was na buke-wor111,
:\'e carecl for tales romauntik,
J\ol allc hir studic i11 science was
Til bry111-ful was hir hc(le wvth lure .
Wyth quaint and rnistik thinges, I
ween,
That ne na wight coucle unclerstuncl,
l 'nlesse it be a doctor of physyk.
Slw knew the cause of everich
malaclye
:\nc\ was a ve:-ray parfit practasour.
Tn rnyn swevyne. as I guesse,
1 heerd a wofol sonnying,
Ti! socleinly T wakned.
I stertecl up ancl lokec\ aboute.
Uot nothy,ig did I see
Sauve onely myne boke clere
( )f tales of auncient chivalvrye
Doon clicl l caste myn hede sar
.'\s on scaler clayes I thoghted,
Swete, in soth, these scalers were.
Swetc was. in soth, myne sculye c\ere,
Collegium Alhiensis. Senior La§t Will and Testament
WE, of the Class of l\'ineteen Hunclrecl ancl Twenty-nine, A11110 Domi11i
011 the eve of our departure. <lo hereliy IX:<]uuith to our heirs and successors,
hereinafter mentioned, all property to which we, as Seniors, claim inalienable
right, intellectual and otherwi~e.
To next year's Student Group. we leave
well-being within the Halls of Learning.
To the Juniors, we leave our undisputed
seats. a kindly hope for its scholastic
dignity ancl our coveted Chapel
To the Sophomores, we reluctantly bequeath our gift for evading work.
. To the Freshmen, we give an automatic spanker to aid in the task of co-
<:rcmg reluctant novices of 1929.
To these reluctant novices of 1929 we leave a pillow apiece.
To the Executive Council, we bec1ueath a set of shock-absorbers.
To the Faculty, we leave room for development.
To Dean Powell, we bequeath a winning way w.ith speed cops.
To Daddy Freeman we lea • I . . . , 'e a a1ger target and a boy to retrieve arrows.
T D
Service~ can Sullivan, we bequeath a new formula of thanks for College Chapel
To Dr. Baker we lea , . I
' '' e •111 a arm clock of the Fou1ih Dimension.
To Professor Mundie. we o·ive a classroo
:lien. 1:-' '· 111 davenport and a class of super-
To Coach Barnett , I
' "e cave a ma1) of Lel)a11011 I • II · I I s 10wmg a sic e roac s. To Professor w·1r
I iamson, we bequeath a telcvi,sion set.
I To Miss Graham, we o·ive a boof I
)ooks. 0
' l1 new libwawy foll of lubbly gweat beeg
T I:, 0 rofessor Miller, 1 we eave The Lost Chord.
To Mrs. Hopkins, we givl'
the secret of perpetual motion.
leave the new Sc1·e11cc To Dr. Hart, we
-Buildino· ~-• • I . s {, Drivers· Club. To Dr. L.ec. we leave i11crnbcrsh1p 111 t lt -a c •
I an(! dearest \l·islies. To .\Tiss T rvine. we lc:1vc our liappiesl tl1011g· its
C 1 his sweet disposition to charity. John ox eaves
lc,,,,e·,.-tl1c' i)rol>lcrn of solvi11g :\" + Ct1pid equals X to \,\falter Dennis « ,
l Jarry Harvie.
Dale Perry leaves Iii::; habil of "Dodge-ing·· to the next "Victory-ous" man.
I ll l Ill •. " ;-,hilit_,.' fnr trailing_· crooks lo Cecil Chally. Guy Carnp)e eaves ., " "
Ewart Jewell bequeaths hie: "C. P." lo L,ouis ( ~rafious.
Ellen Caker gives her romantic ternperanlC'nl to \t\rynafrecl Gaston.
Grover }Iercer leaves i1is ecclesiastical experience to Byron Travis.
Karl Huston grncllgingly gi\·cs lo Ardyth Cochran his inherent uncertainty
concerning any and all questions.
Lois Hall leaves her "Roses in December'' to Ruth Lawrence.
Dorothy Jewell leaves her sol11tiu11 oi the eterna I triangle
Thompson. to Helen
::V(arjorie ::\fason leaves her assurance that "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" to
l-lelen Voelker.
Clare Dougherty leaves her ''blarnC'y .. to the Oirisbman.
Bruce Coie bequeaths to Red Edstrom \1V ordsworth ·s Sonnet, "The \i\Torlcl
h: Too Much \,Vith L~s."
:\nnctte Aclcock leaves her love of the Muses to Tryon Richards.
Having thus bestowed our earthly g-oocls, we hereby affix our seal, on this
the first day of 1VhLy. i';ineteen 1,rnndred and twenty-nine.
PAGE TWENTY-SEVEN DEE Sl.\JPSON
Who: Class Presiclcnt.
\VhaL: "1 awol,e one
and tound 11\yself
\Vher,,: At Salem
Why: Better nsk Dee.
G!LllERT SHE:\REt{ morning·
famous."
lllOStly.
\Vho: Just a Jolly Junior.
Whnt: "He has the russet-apple
lllincl
That betters as· the weath­
ers wo1·sen."
Whel'e: "With Doi-othy.
\Vhy: It must be love.
AuRELL\ \/,\N Kou:.EN
\Vho: Dispenser of AJ,pha Gamma
Pun<ls.
\Vhat: "Those who want rewest
thing·s al'e nearer to the
gods."
\Vhel'<"': At Glee Club.
\Vhy: Likes to sing.
;'vJ,.\RJORIE COGGINS
Who: A little g·irl.
\\'hat: "Glowing- coals will
sparkle."
Where: Nevel' can tel I.
Why: Just cause she's i-rarjo1·ie.
\'-\1hn: :,.\ ,Vtrnirn• :tro1n _,P.orU,mil.
··;t\~Jnrc"i\ nnriUt !in. ~n1t~tlit,-tl1011
)\'.iHJl'C: ~~~-•~1r ~J::~\:~'.H;.
~\Ylr..,_v: !Htdl1:, .df .:.a ··;f_t~n:th,-n·. tlilot.!1{
tt,s~r:t.i-i.t-n·. MiLDRI':D Fu-;10
\Vho: Our litllc "Ilcd Cross"
rncntl. l ti mv \Vhal: "11-J.v ln•<> love ,a '11·s • .. heart and I have I
\Vlwrc: i-Vith John.
\Vliy: ]Dunno.
THt'l(l,O S1111TH
\Vho: The repo\·ter. . ye
\VI ·tl: "A chi,,!,; anrn.ng
• 1
'--takin' notes
Ami, faith. he'll prent it!"
\\'here: In his Fortl.
\Vhy: Ask Perry.
CtTFfOR!Il DOL'GHERT\'
\Vho: Junior ReprPsentative.
\Vhat: '"A <tlliet to!~g·uc shows a
wise head.
\\'here: i.\tost ,u1)·where.
\Vhv: 'Cause that's the place
• to be.
\VYN:\fRED G.-\STON
\Vho· A gootl-hea1·tect lass.
Whal: "They are happiest whos~
natures so1·t with the11
vocations.··
"'here: Tn a Ford coupe.
Why: She won't tel I.
IRENE NEUG,\RT
\Vho: Our SU.UC)' editor.
\Vhat:See Plato's Symposium.
\\'here: At Neskowin.
\Vhv: "Crisp and juicy stall,s,
• cullecl ·from the oceans
meado,ys."
LILLI.\N BEAR
\\'ho: A quiet, studious g·irl.
What: "A g·ood heart is worth
g·old."
\Vhere: ln her Dael's print shop.
\Vh)•: Likes it.
OPAL MARTIN
\Vho: Another Junior.
\Vhat: "\Vith songs of sadness
and of mirth."
\.Yherc: At Happy's.
\Vhy: Strength in numbers.
HENRY K.\l'.PPJ
\Vho: Second-floor Janitor.
\Vhat: '"\Vhen duty wh'spcr,; low,
'Thou must,'
The )'Outh replies, 'I can'."
\VlterP.: In French class.
\Vhy: He gets "A's" in French.
PAGE TWENTY-NINE i_~:i,;!.~
:1 •1
i I-[.\ 111; Y 1-l. \ 1n· 1 E
\Yh(,: :\nolht•t· .Junior
(\r'J.)IT:--Plllat ivr·.
\'/IH~l: .. I lil\.c-LIH• 1na11 wil,) fac,-s
wlia.l: hl' nn1sl
\\"ith ~L,·p lri11mpha11l. and
:1 h,'\.trt or cheer."
\\'hl·re: )11 Bibl0. Class.
\Vh::: Helig:iously 1nindccl.
H.\z1-:1. C1wo1,s
\\'hi:: .\ ChN·1·r111 rri011d.
\Vh:1t: ".\s ri·ank a~ rain on
ehc.')T:-··-1J1ossorns.··
\\'h,.re: -\l the f;ictory.
\Yhy: Lil,es to paint.
LLT\' l '1 :-<I" ElffO,\'
\\'ho: Junior ·\'icc-Presiclent.
\Vha.t: "'A bscn t. i 11 body 011 t
present in spil"it."
\Vh0rc: .-\ l Ho.s<'hurg.
"\\'hy: 'l'iri:d t>f ,;chool ("')
F.v101.YN \.\i111TE
\-Vlw: A quiet "stenng-."
\-Vhnt: "Goocl thing·s often come
in s1nall packages."
Wh,·1·e: In ti,,. Dean·s office.
Whv: si,,,·~ his industrious
• !--flCreta.i·y.
An:rn· < l1.1vi::1i
\Vho: .\ f1·irnclly .T11nior.
\Vhat: "The day is always his
who works jn it ,vilh
xc1·,~nity and g-reat ain1s.''
\\'her,·: ,\t Sweet Home.
\\"hy: H<' p1·,,achcs there.
Who: A nice bn~--
Whal: "One clay with life and
h<"nrt
I~ 1110,·c-than time cnoug·h
to find a wo1·ld."
Whrr<>: rn Science• Lab---or 1tl
Monmouth.
Wl,y: Hr has Scientific
a~pirations- --plus-
W.\LI.AC:E CournAN
\Vho: l'nna to \Voodwa.rd Hull
Girls.
\\'hat: "Oh 8a.mmv, Sammy, vy
wo1·n·t tl1erc-a ulle)•bi."
\Vhc·re: At the Anno,·y.
\\'hy: He fal Is ensi ly.
].u1 i::s l l EN 1u KsoN
Whn: A man with smiling-
counl<'nance.
\Vhat: "\Vorth makes the man."
Wh<'!"r•: Al the• Railroad Station.
Why: l•'or the sake or
CX))J"f'SS-ion. llu let
Hcn1·ikson
"'· Baker
Garner §OPHOMORE§
Larson
Grag-g·
Cha.lly
Lamm 1-}ryn.nt
Knox
F'arinas
J. Baker ,\dam~
r1c,mo
Glann
Laird
PAGE THIRTY-ONE \
'.if: I J ~ t
':J~ t I 'f :,, rt r :,, l. !.'I
1 ,
'
{' l
~I ,; .
Lawrence
Wilbur
Mc,\uley SOPHOMORE§
Shelby
Coch1·an
Bacon Shearei·
Bdsl1·om
•• , • ti . rCSJ)Onsibilities On Sept em be,· 18, 1928. the cla.ss o t o I glad I y took u P '° ·I ,
• • • .. El t· .• were prompt,) wl»ch "''"""t"ny the e,wiabte title of ··sophumo,·e.s. ' cc ,on, · •
1 nt
held nnd the foltowing stmlents rnsc to the mob of t ,e o •rn · , ,
,. • , •• • - • -13 !·er. freasure , \·\ dham H" let; t ,ce P,es,den t, Rex Lamm ; Semta ,·y, Jean a' ' . ,, Cockett
Colbry
])p Haven
I ff ·.I· Pres1ce ,
• , • ··1 Marvel La1s0 . W altc,· Shel by; a,ul the ,·ep,·esent;,t," to the Stu de,,t Lou nc, , " ' . . _ ·hich
'l'I •• • • s I )rC J)IC!llC ~, " '"" m<tstm,dmg event ot the yeon . was a _ op'°"'' .
0. a few ho"~ was held on the same night as the Freshman trolic. A tter s1•)enclm"" ' t the ti I I f ti C
• I • • • • ·1 ·o·ent reques · <1
n 1e )an ,s o • 1c a apoo1a 111 lea~tllw and eounc1 . upon l11"' . t· the S I I
;:, • 1 . namcler o ~ op 10111ores were t 1e guests of the lower class men J-or t 1e 1 ei ' · ,-,e,,ing. -yes
Sophomo,·es a,·e noted fo,-thei ,. a bit i tv to pa,·ti ei pate in a 11,, sto dc,,t """',j ,;:
N ~• o:•ly do_ we make. goals in foctha II, hnt we . a,·e "h oopste,-s, _i,·ac k '.t::.:• loyal
,,e,an,, ,cto,s mul Wntern. Sophmnoces a,-, hu,ldc,-s and hooste, ':
the, ,·ets
to class and school, and i11 the 0·entle art of initia.tino· Freshm~n 11
1to
the sec
of collegiate c~sdom am\ ,,,Jtm-;, they exceJ all who J,ave gone befo,·e. PAGE THIRTY-Two Halvorson
Hutchinson
Lanker
Graham
Muller Adamson
Luac.Re
Snyder
Higbee
Foster
PAGE r: ntfious
Cockett
Acheson
I-Tanis
Moore ,~E THIRTY-TI-IR:._,_,' Stcwnrt
Jenks
HoClich
Dnquiong-
I'.\GE THJRTY-Fo{Nf1c FRESHMEN
Osborn
Collins
Wesely
Buchanan Richards
Snyder Fisher
Marsh
l\<Cize
Eastburn p
Fre§hmen
\·erclant as they are reputed to he, the Freshmen of :\lbany Colleg·e feel
ihal this year a bit o-f pride, perh.-ips even of conceit, 1s nol e11tirely without
io1111datio11.
And even if it w<:re unfou11cler.:, he who dares gainsay them, dares at his
,;w11 expense. for they compose half the student body, and fighting bl'ooc\ bounds
through their veins-a fact which made them bitterly clisappointcc\ when the
Sophornores requested that the schedukcl tug of war be pustponecl indefinitely.
During the long interim the Sophomores retired gracefully and spoke of the
coming event in vague. mi;deadi11g terms. Fro111 evidence so overwhelming·,
what conclusions shall one cl raw?
:\ number of the talented rnernberc; of the class were gwen leading rules
1n "Pinafore" and in "Lady \,Vindermere's Fan."
Individual experience lends ~o much color to the recollection of the F1-esh-
111a11 party-cemeteries. auto rides, and what not-that perhaps it were better
only to mention it in passing.
We have 110 doubt: that the following have had a very interesting time:
[Jrl'sident ---------------------······-· ----------------------------------- LLOYD [-lALVORSON
Vice President- --------------------------------------------·----------- H_·\RLAN BRAM ULE
Sccrelar_,. ------·------------------------------------------·-------·------ EvEf.YN E,\STBURN
Treasurer J · ------------------------------·------- ------------------------- ,\CT, J-l UTCI-1 I NSON
PAGE THIRTY-FIVE !ih:)i_:\
t I l/. , ~ I ', l, ::i_::::;:rj-:J:
,', r:., i ! ~ ~ ~ [.;
:•:;::I !,J ::I:
;':{i.-:::-::1;:. ,;.1:, r::1:,
~•; • ;.;)I,
~N!·:;:-!,: . .... ·,·~ :-f•!i.-f,! t ·~; ~111/
,._,.,], 'f'.14•' t ; '.:°:;~::;:NJJ1 I ,... .
: :l : ~.,.,
=1
•.i,...tr,1: 1 The if orn:ailken Garden
Somewhere, through the cli111 moonlit garden
came a half-stifled sigh, breaking the
silence of the flowus as tliev slept
in pools nf p;ik quivering light .
Like the rustle of a lone leaf in the late
autumn when summ<:>r's IJeaut_v has clec1)enecl
and mellowed to sombre brown .....
It was not the evening-wine,! kissing the
moon-steeped flowers .. i\ ight ;;hut out
the sounds of the Day ......... .
Only the echoed whisper of a sigh iell
on the fragrant stillness of that ga rclen
And under the tremulous stars, a moving sh~clow .
cloaked in sorrow, seek!llg-.......... .
A beauty that wa, fled .. rememberecf joys ..
Nights and Days .. unforgotten .. Deacl ..
Alone, in that deserted Ed<:>n crept
The shadow, desolately sad ....
Not a leaf stirred
to wake the sleeping N ig-ht .
Only a sigh from the bent hooclecl fio·ure
Seeking-• • Seeking-.. Seeking- b •
In the garden
Where once Love had dwelt •....
PAGE TRTR'l'Y-sr:x. A§§ociatted Student§
~
This is an orginization of which all .\lbany College students are members.
Its functions include those which 1wrtain to the students as a whole and it
deals with problems relating to the students as a group. The rnatte1-of direct­
,ng-:;tra11gers to the College· :incl the prnblem of .\11-College entertainments come
,vithin the jurisdiction of this body .
.'\ l-Iallowe·en party wa~ held in the Fall: a reception for the new President,
Dr. Bibb, immediately _after his arrival at New Year's time: an ;\1\-CoTlege hike,
during the Spring term.
The clay of i\,rarch 8th was set aside as Campus Day. Many of the students
participated in the \\'Ork of campus improvement. This is an annual event at
Albany College and one ,vhich both studenb and faculty enjoy.
The officers for the organization arc:
Presidcut ••••••••••••••••••••••••••·•••••••••· ··•••••·•···•••·•···•··············· DALE PERRY
Vice ['residcut ............................................................. EWART JEWELL
Sec re/a r_v ......................................... ...... ................... RL'TH LA w REN CE
PAGE THIRTY-SEVEN -
1929 Orange Peal Staff
Grnfious Jewell Neugart
Hulet
Coggins \Vatts
Glo.nn Dougherty
Lnwrence "'esely
The Sta{f wishes to thank th F I . e acu ty and Students of Albany College
for their CO-Oher r d 'd . r 8 1011 an a1 ll'l \·he publication of this
1929 Orange Peal.
PAGE THIRTY-EIGHT
.. Orange Peal Staff
~
----------· ·----------------- ----J::_' d ito r-i11-c hicf
--------·------- Associate Editor i\,r!LDI\ED G1 .. \N N ------------- -------------------------- E 1 · i _______________ Athletic :.c 1/or c II Es-rm ·vv ,\-r-rs ----------------------------------- ------
Ac fi-,,ity Editor
FR,\NCES \,\'ESJcLY -------------------------------------------- - E· d-,:101·
_ . . . ______________ Snap-shot and Joke -\,\ 1 LL!.\ i\[ Hu Llc1 --------------------------
B-us-1:ness E\V.'\RT J1~\VEI..L -------------------- ---·------------------~----------- > .
. . . ·/ssista11/ bns111css (LIFFORD Dout;11 ER'I \ ---------------------------- - _ .
_ _ _______________ _ -lduerl?smg Rl'TI-1 L,\ WRl,NCI, -------------------------------Manager
M a11ager
}! a11agcr
LOL'IS GR,\FIOUS ______________________ .. _ ------.-:Jss-is!nnt /Jd~•ertisi11g Jia1wger
Sales Ma.nag er M.\RJORI£ C0t;1; I NS -------------- ------------------------------------------
PAGE THIRTY-NINE !fart J,•w,,11
nou~hen,·
Doughcrt;• P:\Gt,; l•OH'fY EXlECUTfVE COUNCIL
nak~r Simpson
La,·son
Pen~• Hulet Powell
Halvorson Harvie i\-fason Executive Council
~
President
r·ice Prcsid('l1t
Secretary •
Trrnsurer .......... . OFFICERS
:\JE:'vIBERS
Class of 1929 -----·----Ew .. , RT JEW EU,
H.\RR\' H.\R\111~
·····C;,,\RE DOl'CHERTY
DEE Sn1PS01"
i\{\RJORIE :'1'1.,soN
EW,\RT Jr::'-1'"'-'· CL,\ iu:: Dol'GIJ ERTY
D.,u: PERRY
DEE SIMPSON Class of 19.10
CLIFFORD DOlfG.ITERTY
Class of 1931 HARRY HARVIE
:vhRVEL L\RSOl'\ \iVtLLl,\M I-IuLET
DEAN foA A. PO\Vlil.L Class of 1932
LLOYD 1-L\LVORSON
FACULTY
DR. T-l,\Rlff H. I-hRT DR. R,\YMOND E. BAKER
PAGE FORTY-ONE PAGE: F'OH1'Y-TWo Queen Reta Ma . I r1e . May Day 1928
~
At the seventeenth annual hfay Day exercises at . \ lba11y College. R.eta
Marie Rowley was crowned Queen of the :'.\fay.
The Program was held 011 the
front of \Villiarn Henry Cray Tlall.
hrated on the new College Campus. ne,v College Campus among the trees 1n
This wa,; the second '\lay Day to be cele-
The setting for the Queen ·s th rune ,vas lattice w0rk entwined with flowers. -
in the procession to the throne (,Jucen Reta 1':larie was attenclecl by the maicl-of­
honor, attendants, flower girls, and train-bearers. The /\lbany College orchestra
played the Processional.
The program incl11clecl, m aclclition to the winding of t'lle ?viay pole, and th<:
reading of the Queen's proclamation by the President of the Associated Students.
group and solo dances, music by tl.ie orchestra. the girls' sextet ancl the mixed
octet of Albany College.
The i\fay Day festival is an all-College affair ancl 1s one of the main social
events of the school year.
PAGE FORTY-THREE COLLEGE PLAY
"Lady Windermere' s Fan"
• Lady Windermere, a popular tliough rather puritanical young society matron
liears through a gossiping neighbor that her hnsbancl is i11fatuatecl with l\frs.
Erlynne, an adventuress recentlv arrived i1; Lo11clo11. She searches Lore! \Vin­
dcrnicre\ desk and iinds tlw ,t;1bs oi checks made out to Mrs. Er!ynne.
In despair Lady Winclen11ere goes to the apartment of Lord Darlington
who has '.·epeatedl_v attempted to make love to her and has bee11 repulsed. Mrs . .Erly1111e 1ollows lie· t·· l I . I · · · I ·
, • • • • 1
., Illes H~t < etn111111ed to elope with Darlmgton, anc 111 a ,ot1ch111° scene reveals lie· • . I I · • I e
"' • ' • 1
te,1 c 1ar;icter. She helps Lady \V111cler111ere to ma< her escape while she her•· If , . · · f l · 1
• • • se con1p1 01111ses her own character by be111g ounc
11 Darl1110'to11 s rooms The le . . . . · .
1;, -- r no1111r.111e11t from this po111t 1s full of surprises.
P.\r,.g POHTY ·FOlJR ►
THE CAST Of
G ? F n l~Lady Wlndermcere § an
I)• 1 _ 1 ,.,, .lfrs 'lfu/'\' Cl1i/ds ,rec , 1 • v. ·• · · · •
Llo\'CI J·lal,.'orson Lord \,\'i11dern1ere ................ • . /lice Fis/in --·······---------Lacly \•\'inclerrnerc .................. f(ar/ H11sto11
Lord Darli11gton ••••••••••••••••••••••••• ·········::::::....... Chester [,flails
Lord .\ugustus Lorto11 ................... ·.·.·.·.·.··............. Jirff
7•cl Lorson
i\Irs. Erly1111e ........... .. ...................... Julia 111cA11lcJ Lady Jedburg-h .................................. Wesley Osborn
:v[r. Cecil Graham ............................................. ..-Uice Cocl~ctt
:;\liss Graha rn ................ ••••• f-! arry Hur·,:ic
\fr. Dumby .............................................. /,'era Co/bry
The Duchess oi IJerwick ····--··············· 11ildrcd Collins
Lady .-\gatlia Carlisle ........ ········.:::.:.: .... ::::::::· ·,.1··atluce Coclrra11
Mr. Hopper ............ ··················--····· C·,,•rn Bacon
Lady Plymclale ....... • ............ • ...... : ..... £,;,ef\'11 Eastburn
Lady Stt1tfield ••••••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Jc~mes Harris
Sir James l{oyston ......................... ::........................ Bruce Coie
:\Ir. (;uy Berkeley ........................ • ••••••• lad· H11tchi11so11
:;\,Jr. :\rthur l\owden •······· ... ,.................... •••• Doroth'\' Jewell
Mrs. Bowden .............. ••••••• .. (;i/ber/ • Shi:arcr
Lorcl Paisley •••••••••••••• •••••••••••••• •••• H clc11 Voell~cr
\1J:rs. Cowper-Cowper .............. •••••••• E~,•art J c"i.,
1ell
1fr. Rufforcl ............... ••••••••••• ........... : .Toh II K110.r
Parker (The Butler) •••••••••••• •••••••••••• Alice Cockett
Rosalie ( 1--:he l'vf aid) ------------------ ·----------
fiusiness l\'l an ager --------------
Stage and .Property iVI anager ..... . .liiss Flora .l1ason
Dec Simpson
PAGE FORTY·FIVE. President
Vice I'resideut -------------------------- ---------------- DOROTHY JEWELL
Secretary --------------------------------------------- \,Vy N ,\FRED G.-\STON
Treasurer ---------------------- ·----------·-------------- ---J l' L1 A Mu\ u LEY
Fiuauct Chairman -------------------------------------- A t;REr.J .\ V., N Kor.KEN
Pro gram. Chainnan -------------------------------- Lucy Pi N KERTON
------ ------------------------------------------ ] £_-\N l:IAKER
As an ·o· • • •• OI ,,a1112at1011 held too·ether b , I . ·I . -g-rowth, tho Y. w C ·\ -. "' . ) llg 1 ideals and a desire for spiritual • • • · leels, cons1deri1w •1 • i'.nd loyal support, that the , . _ • :::-1 s mcreased membership, finances,
. } ea1 has been well worth while
llelpful vis't -I b • Tl . . . . . t s 1ave een paid bv Mi ·s T\I -• -1om,1s, v1s1t11w secret _. . D --s. '· at eta Seeber ancl .Miss Dorothy p -.· 1 ,, a1 ies. eleo·ates In' I • -1 esic ent Dorothy Jewell b • . _ ::, '' e Jeen sent to vanous conferences, me t' . emg se:nt as cleleo· t t I N . . e lllg at Spokane. ::,a e O t 1e l 1at1011al Student Council
Besides onr reol l -rn, . ::, t a1 weekly meeti,ws t I --nmtttee, we have had . . . _ ::,· me ei the management of the proo-ram . k <l sen es ot " \ r I 1 "' ,pea ers. _. oui1c t 1e World'' meetings with special
Hot ciao· s~I . 1 ::, " es anc cancl ' I
are all working to send as 11 ) sa es hav~ helped to replenish the treasurv_ 'vVe
' 1any as poss1bl, f - • In all the sn. . e O our girls to Seabeck this year. . . • ccess ot this "' . 1 ,1tta111 even -1 I • .1 • -' eat ma ,es us co f' I I . . . ' Hg 1er degree of cl , 11 ic ent t mt next year we shall
\\·hich we arc ever striving to re::~'.opment ancl approach more nearly the idea.I
PAGE FORTY-SIX President --------·---------------·--- ______________________ ·--·--·-----·--- \\;_.\LTER DENN 1s
Vice President ------···· -----·----·-- _______ ---------··-------------- J ,\MES HENRIKSON
S ecrc•tary ---------···----···----------·---·---···--- _____________________ \l\' JLLL\i\i SHEARER
Treasurer -·--------···--- ________________ ·-----------------··-------------- 'v\l A r,TER SH ELllY
The membershi,p of this organization consists of a representative gro11p of
the men of .-\lbany College. lt has been very active during the year in the devel­
opment of a courteous spirit on the College campus. Many notable speakers
have given talks to the members of this o-ro11p and the discussion of problems,
religious and otherwise, that confront the present clay College student has been
encouraged.
At the beg·inning of the school year several Y. ·M. C. A. members arc ap­
pointed as "Guides" to aid in the cl1:-ection and i11for111a.tion of incoming students
and to promote a friendly, courteo11s spirit between old members anc\ new.
Y. l\;f_ C. :\. also figures i,n the social life of the College. Together with
the Y. \V. C. A., they give a reception to the new students, the first All-College
5ocial event of the year. Among: other activities during the year was a Stag·
Party. This is an ann11al event which has proved highly successful.
PAGE PORTY-SEVEN Coic .\pprelon Yokum
DEBATE
Women's Varsity Debate
We were very fortunat ti • . . . : .
I I e lls vea1 •ll hav111 · t
ii' 10 1acl both been acti ,c · . . •. • ' g wo women to represent 11s
I I . ' 111 to1 e11s1cs for . 1 f iac tor three yea.rs I '1 num )er o years. iVIiss Appleton ~,1· . ' . ' Jeen a member of the -\st .• 1-1· . . iss x okum, Ill addition to I . I . ·I •• o1 ta tgh School debate squad. f . t II . ie1 11g l school ex1)e .• • • . o 111 erco eg,ate contests I t , l ience, part1c1patecl Ill a number as year.
When the Colleo·e of p . S · ~ uott ouncl w ei'en,ng of March 8 the, t:' '1 omen came to Albany to debate on the
''R ' ' OllllC strono· • • was, • csolvecl, That th • 1 • "' oppoSit,on. The question discussed
be prohibited by law,. ~i; ea of tc111porary insanity in defense of crim.e should
of the Col!eo·e of I) • . • iany upheld the ne1tative. 1'11e clec1·s1·011 • • ::. uget Sound. ~ was 111 tavor
. ~fhe next women·s debate w·. .
c\ec1s1on was in favor of tl O ith Oregon :\annal School lVIard1 15. The
' • le regon Normal School ,
,·tlthough the -\IL • . ,any wome •. n11r coach ti 11 sutterecl sev I 1• • iey made a creditabl 1 . • ere ianc 1cap through the loss of , cs iowmg·.
PAGE POH'l'Y-ElGHT l\Aleir!1? s V arnnty Delbate
The brig-ht prospech held in vie11· for a sncccc;~f11,l year ol' clchatc clwindlecl
when the debate coach. ~ ( 1·s. La~e. rcsig11cd. Dcrc111bcr 29, 1928. The .\ lbany
teams, however, tried to make up in other ways what Lhey lacked i11 training.
The first l\kn's debate was with the Ureg·o11 State freshmen, 011 J;ebrnary
!O. t\ popular decision taken al the close of the debate gave the Corvallis
men the majority. The subject used by the .\lbany :den's team was the national
Pi Kappa Delta question, ··Rcsolvecl, Th,1L a .substitute for the jury system shnulcl
be adopted.'' Hulet ancl Fitzpatrick upheld the affirmative throughout the year,
and Lamin and Coie maintained the negative.
r\ return contest witli the Conra[Jlis mrn was held. February 21. A non­
ciecision contest took place between the :-\lban_y affirn1ative team and the L'11iver­
~ity of Oregon rreshman, 011 February 27. l;-clirn,1ry 28 a debate was held
with the affirmative team of \V cber College, <.. ig·clcn, Ctah. The decision was
given to the visiting team.
A dual contest was held with )\Ionrnouth. Oregon :\ onnal School, on March
13, both decisions. g·iven by e:--:pert judges, were in favor of the: Oregon Nor­
mal School.
Represenlittives from the :'\orthwest >!azarene College of Nampa, Ida.ho
won a debate from :\lbany's affirmative team. on lVIarch 27.
The closing· debate of the year was held with the men from the University
of jfontana an April 4. This was a two to one decision in favor of the Iviontana
111e11, who are both law students anc\ have ha.cl a gTeat cleal of experience in
debating.
Although the recorcls do not show ;111y great degree of success so far as
Albany's debating contests arc concerned. a wide experience was gained by the
pa.rt1c1patants which will (lo rnu,h toward making the next year very successful
as far as forensics are concerned.
PAGE FORTY-NINE PAG.E FIF'l'Y
-EngH§h Society
President .......................................................................... ELI.EN B.\ KER
I· ice I' rcsidt11t ............................. ............................. \•VALTER DEN :-1 IS
Secretary ...................................... ........... .. .... ............. IRENE l\ Et:G.\RT
Trca.rnrer .................................................................... Lot·1s GR:\FIOt·s
P rugram Co111111ittee
CHESTER \VA'J'TS
1-f c>,1orarv President
PROFESSOR T HO,\I.\S l\'I t; NDLE
/·/011orary Members
DR. T110}1.,s t:rni: Dtc.\N \,\" \Rn St11.uY.\N DR. R,w}roNu B.\KER
D1=:.\1' fD.\ !'mri=:u. , .. IWFESSOR Euz.,1mTH !Rvr:-11,
The l:nglish Society was org·anized in the Fall of the year 1928. lts pur­
pose is the study. cliscussion, and presentat'ion of facts concerning· topics of
general interest in their relation to literature.
~·lcetings are held on the first ancl third !Wondays oti every month. .\t C:'ach
l!leeting- a paper is presented by one member ,md a criticism of the paper 1'.;
given by another.
The aim of the organization is the dcvC:'loprnent of interest in subjects re­
lated to literatme and the promotion of serious study along these lines.
PAGE FIFTY-ONE Dramatic Society
. The_ Dramatic Society was oro-anizecl b ' o·. . .
~pec1al dramatic abilit)' 1 1 ::, . ) a ,,,ioup uf students who had shown anc w10 were inte···t l. l . production. 1 es ec 111 t 1e vanous phases of play
At the beo·i1111i1w of ti • . -. ."' ::, 11s year several nh, . . . ,is a means ot selecting· ' 1• ') s wei e presented betore the society new members.
OFFICERS
President
Vice Presid~·,~~···········
Secretary .......... ::···
Treasurer ••••••• _,. _________ _ ·····--·-·--···-··-·--. KARL HUSTON
-··· ---··----····------·-·-······-········· ]E:\N BAKER
--···-·-·····-··-·- ·····------··-·-··-· f·lELEN VOELKER
-·-·· ·---··---··------··-··················· DEE SB! PSON
PAGE FIFTY-·.rwo Life Service Groujp
President ············-·········································•············· \i\.'1LLI,\M HtJT.ET
Secretary ···••···············•·································-········· \il,lyN,\FRED GASTON
Scr·uicc S11pcr-i11tcndcnf ................................................. EvELYN H \!LET
The Lii~ Service Group of .'\ lbany ~ollefte consists of seventeen active ~nd
~cvera1 associate members. Reo·ular meetings are held every Snnday mornmg.
h~grams_ consisl of talks by ~)eakers outside of the group, or disc\1ssion of
t_op1cs of 111terest within the gronp. Dm:ng the year several Fellowship break­
la:;b have been held in Woodward Hall.
The Life Service Group has been active in conducting :;ervices in the
Presbyterian churches of a number of nearby towns. such as \i\fal<lport, Lebanon,
Blachly, and Plainview. Three members of the group hol<l regular positions as
~tndent pastors of small chmche.~. Others have taken part in vairious kinds of
deputation work.
. Four members of the Life Service Croup attended the State Student
Volunteer Convention in Portland and two were elected officers of the State
Union.
PAGE FIFTY·'l'HREE
/ Marion
:lfason
C'hallv
Thon1pson
PAGE Fl f.'TY-ieovn. Alpha Gallnll.na
Van Kolken
Clemo
Foster
Stewart Cog-gins;
Larson
Coll ins
Jenks Alpha Gamma
The Alpha Garnina societ~, is one of the olr\e,-t org-anizations 011 the campus,
having been organized in 1921 by some of the Junior anrl Senior g·irls. Its
purpose is to co-operate with. fttrthn :rnd sti11rnhte all activities which promote
the best interest of the College: and to encourage the loyally, friendship and
constructive criticism and c;ocial training of the g-irb on the campus.
Ul,.FICERS
Prcsidc11/ ---------------------------------- -------·------------------------- iVf ,\RJORI c: M ,\SON
Vice Prcsidmt ------------· --------------------· -------------------------- -.VL\RVEL L\RSON
Secretary -----------· _____________ --------------------------------------- CL.\RE DouG H ERTY
Trcasnrn ---------------------------- ------------·-------------- ,\L:i-"LI.\ V.\N KOLKI.::N
:M.\I{JORJ E l\l .\SON MErdBERS
Class of ll)29
Class of 1930
AuR£LIA VAN Kol.KEN
M:\RJOIUE COGGINS
Class of 1931
M,\RVEL L,\RSON
Run-1 L,\\\'RL•:NCE
EVEL V N EASTBURN
fl'1ILDRED COLLINS
Sus,\N STELU.IACHER
MAXINE JENKS Class of i 932 Cr.,\HI.:: Do\lGHERTY
ALL.f.NE ]VL\!HON
M11.1>REn FuGE
EvL v N CLDCO
}L\E (H.\LLY
VoK:\ FosTER
F.wc: THOMPSON
l iENRlETT,\ STE\V,\RT
P . .\GE FIFTY-FIVE JewcJ,l
Martin
lsnnc
PAGE l?!f.'1'Y-SIX Dd11:a Kappn. Phi
Mc.\u!e,,
K C'ncl,etl
'1\'i li1imnson
"'· Cockett ,vh ite
Appleton
Hopkins
Pinkerton Hulet
:\hu·sh
Gm.ham Delta KaJPJPa Phi
Delta Kappa Phi is a girls" societ~' that wa-; organized during· the present
college year. The airn and purpose of this org·anization is the maintenance of the
highest possible scholastic, spiritual. ancl s0cial stanclards ancl the encouragement
nf service to the College. lts spirit is Lhat of helping its members to live ancl
tnjoy college life to its fullest extent.
OFFICERS AND CHARTER ~\IEi\-rBERS
Preside11t ------------------------------------------------------------------ DOROTHY JEWELL
Vice Presidc11t ____________________________________ ,, ______________________ J L·u,, McAuLEY
Sccrf/ar_\' --------·--------------------·--------------------·------------------- Ev ELYN \\TIIITE
Tri'asurcr -------------------·------------------------------------------------ Ev ELYN I-IuLET
Chuplaiu ----------------------------------------------- .------------------------ OPAL M,,RTI N
Sergeant-at-Arms -------------------------------------------------------- Ei'l-r IL y Coe KETT
Acf-,,isor
?\lRs. BETTY \Vu.u \MSON
/-! 011orary M cm brr
MRS. \V1 :-JlFRED HnPKlNS
FR,\NCIS lVL\RSH
Aurn CocKETT
K,\THl·:IllNi, GRAIL\;\[ Pledges
,0\1nn: APPLETON
(!-L\RLOT1'E ls.-\.\C
L1·cy 1.-'INKERTON
PAGE FIFTY-SEJVEN PAGE FIFTY-ETGTIT Campbell
Edstrom
Chally Smith
Cox
George Omega Zeta
The ( )meg·a Zeta society, tl1e oldest 111en 's society on the Cdlll/)t!S, was or­
ganized I))' a group of young rne11 who had forelllost i11 lheir rni11ds U1e interest
(,f the college and of its young men. The\' wisl1ed Lo encourag·e frienclsl1ip ancl
friendliness in the college. These sa1i-,e v;cws are belcl by the present rnemlwrs
c>i the society.
During· the past year the society has not been housed together. as it lnas been
in the past. for no neecl for this arrangelllent has been fell.
The munber of Omega Zeta men has 11ot increased beyond a 111ax1n1t1111.
for iu has become a lradiliclil to have not more than a set ·1imit.
OFFICERS
Preside 111 ------------··------------··· ___ ···-··-·-·········· ·-----------········· D,,r.E PEtrnY
I· ice Prcsidc11t __________________________________________________ ---······ T11 l'RI.O SM nu
,\'ccrctary- Trcas11 rcr ---------------·---···-·- ··-··. ___________ C1.1 FFORD Dot ·c;HERTY
Class of 1929
Jo1rn Cox
GtIY c., ~I PHEI.L
Class of 1rJ30
C1.rFF<lRll Dnn~n irnTY \,V ALL.\CI, Coc11 RAN
C1,l'l,. (111\I.LY
_f.\_\lES L~usTRmI
\1Vt,:SELY OSBORN TH l'Rr.o s~1nn
Class of 1931
REx L.urM
Pledges
Class of 1932 CECJL GR/\Gl;
;-\ IWYTH Coen RAN
RAYMOND Dl'NC/\N
PAGE Ji'lJi'TY-N1NE )1,• !
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• ' (. J~. ,
!,! Otto
'l'olv!--ta(l
Lankei·
Snyder
PAGE SfX'l'Y Kappii Kappi Phi
Simp~on
A<lanrn
"Mize '
Hulet
Hutchinson .Tewell
Siwlby
Bryant
Harris Ha1·vie
Jrvine
G-1·nfious
ShC'Ul"Cl" Kappa Kappa Phi
Kappa l(appa Phi is a social orga11i1-atiun for ,\ll)any College men. It was
organized in 1 CJZ~ anc\ has :is ib purpose the prornution of the spirit of loyalty
to .\lbany Collcg·e. the i)ro111oti011 of highc1-scholarship on the part of its 111em­
bcrs, the promotion of a fraternal spirit among· the members, and the devrlop-
mcnt of fine social life on the \lban,y (:ollege Campus.
I'residel'lt
f, -ice Prresiden I ----------··-----------···-·-----·-···--···-·-·-·-··-·····-- •••• r-lJ.::-i [(\" OTTO
Sccretary-Treosnrer ---------···-·-·· -----------------·-···--··-··-·-··- Hr.N RY K.,1 ·,,r1
Master of Cere111011ic s --------------------------------------------·-···· 1-l.\RRY H,\11,·11-:
C "/wplai 11 ---------------------------------------------------·-·-·-·---·-···-· W 1 LI .1., ~1 J It· LET
Scrgea11.t-a.t-,lr111s -----------------------------------------------····· Ro11ERT To1,vsT.\IJ
F,\CULTY ADVISOR ----------- ·------------------------------------ DH. l-I.\RRY D. H.\RT
EWART J1~WELL
G1LB!cRT SHE.\1(1':R
1-l.\RRY TlAR\'IE
H1,:--iRY KACPPI
Au.A:--! AD.HIS
CHESTER \V.\TTS
Vh1.1..\RD "iv[rzE
Joll N l-J L'TCll INSON
Kr-:JTll HRY:\NT
J.,~rns 1-hiuns Class of 1929
Class of 1930
Class of 1931
Class of 1932 K,\RL HUSTON
DEi". s IMPSON
RornrnT ToLVST.\D
HENRY OTTO
\,\f11,L11\:l'I [-It;LEl'
ELLIOT JRvrNE
Lot•Ts GRAFIOUS
f\LDEN' L\NKER
J-,~11-:s SNYDER
VV,,vNE l-JicuEE
PAGE SIXTY-ONE '•,. I
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PAGB SJXTY-'l'WO -The Garreteer Speak§
I want to write a poem- \for of hmv'rs, nor of bees,
,\nrl oi Spring .'\ le11gthy, brilliant poem-­
An epic or lyric, ?'-'.ot a thing-
Romantic, hysteric. \,Voulcl I si11g·, :-cing·. sing!
Quixotic, erutic,
Magnetic, e:,.;otic-
A poem, a poem, a beautiful poem 1 ~ ot of skies, nor of brooks.
~; or of sighs, nor of looks.
'.'int a scream
( H a scheme
T want the words to rumble out,
I \\'ant the word:; to tumble out
Like cataracts of foam. For a theme. theme, theme~
T would ruin all my paper.
Rob my pencil of its taper, Why, oh, why
Should 111y brain go dry [ would write from rnsy daylight
To the 11111ber shades rii •:vc.
Then T'cl sigh :rncl let it lie When 1 want to write a poem?
I would not address it ,;You,"
i\nc\ T'cl write of something new­
Not of flo\\''rs, nor of trees, ( For it's hard to say "goodbye")
:\nd all night in golde11 slumber
()ther purple clrc:.1111s I'd weave.
l would promi~e--oh, a million.
l would give perhaps-a billion,
Or perhaps f'd give a tril/io11
If a poem I could write-­
Esoteric cogitatiu11,
Deep and solemn meditation.
Plaintive, long-drawn la111entalio11.­
.-\nything would be all right­
Ceology, zoology.
Theology, biology.
Topography. geography.
Photograph~,. orthog-raphy-
1 don't care what 1 scrawl about,
I \ut this is what it's all about:
1 wanl to write a poem!
PAGE SJX'l'Y-TI-JREE ·' ,till
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My Ideal Woman
~
J bel1icve a, worn;rn's c!ailll lo Jperfcction sliioulcl start wil'h the abihty to
idrain herself from lo0king in sho1) windows 1v'l:1en she is walking wibh a 111a11,
,nvself, for instance. This typifies a consideration for a male, who. generallv
,1;eaking- is 11·i,l1ling to buy a woman her rolls and coffee, but cloes not want t~
be coerced into it.
:'viy ideal woman is be:rntiful, illumined by a mobile radiant spirit, has an
interesting face. a face of mobility ancl expression. ,\ we!l-proportionecl body.
distinguished by length of li!l1b, ,incl a1)proachi11g the Greek iclea. Slne is not a
~lave to fads and fashions. but wears whatever suits her individual taste; a be­
coming hat or dress may last longer 11·ith her than one season. If she bobs her
hair, it will not be for fashion's sake, but bemuse it is less a burclen for the
chan11i11g contour of her head.
Tl-iy ideal woman has a poise, an ability to walk, can stand and manage
herself with easy dignity, modulate her voice. moods and movements with that
sustained restraint which is characteristic of bn·ecli,ng and distinctim1.
My ideal woman has a fine sense of humor, based on just perception oi
·,alues, that will help her avoid the usual emotional difficulties. She does not
indulge in any form of jealousy, nor in any violent outburst of temper. Her
lime is always usefully employee\, and, '>ince the idea of service is not foreign to
her, she does not, for the purpose of "killing" time, resort to the excitement of
solving cross-word puzzles.
My ideal woman is agreeable.
My ideal woman is witty but not sarcastic. She 1s able to see a joke, but
more important, she is able to take one.
My ideal woman is calm. but not phlegmatic.
My ideal woman is tolerant, but never indifferent.
My ideal woman is charming, and by that I mean she possesses gracious­
ness of manner as well as personality.
My ideal woman is not a leader, for she might advocate a movement for
hens to lay square eggs. She Just has enoug·h brains not to be relegated to that
great classification of women known as "dumb." Too many brains in a woman
lead to vanity; vanity ,leads to a:-;sertiveness; assertiveness leads to sensible
shoes; and sensible shoes lead to nothing in particular.
. Finally, my ideal woman has an eager desire to understand, without prej­
'.tdtce and !)ntclery, what is g·oing 011 in t\le world, ancl she is a sympathetic judge
;11 every phase of human life.-J.F.
PAGE SIXTY-FOUR ROU§§EAU
.\ world sprang 011t of chaos. and a man
ln o·olde11 peace e:-;istecl withont laws-
l [."' a11cl ·011s· ~ons too Tbere came a p:lllse. IS sons , " · · · •
:\ sudclen rift in 1'!ature's perfect plan.
r-ler product i,.111 his arroga1,1c~ began
In ecstasy itseli t0 pick tlw rlaws.
C)f late ti1ere sprang a champion to her cause:
\,\'ith ruthless hand he rent the pall of sham.
··To lie entombed within tlnis vanlt ~f blue,
Enshrouded in the leaves and fl°'''. rs we love­
\,\fe living cleacl no other rites reciu1re •.
!\'lust we be hiclc\en by a mask f1:om view-
.-\ peacock's feathers hide the ~00111g clove_-;,.
'\ strand of shame be l,ounc\ about the ly1e._ • • ' • -F.W.
DREAM§
I to be co11te11t with
a sharlm:• of the best t ia11 "It is bctt.::r to fol/on• e,1cil
the ,1•orst"-Van D·ykc. . , ,ers of idle fancies?
. . ti , 1 ·earners the va111 \\ ea, . . . . 1 ·t Are dreams of value, 01 aie 1e c 1 ., . _ 11,·,th a v1s10n, cveiy Jl • _ 1 , , , i-;,very poem ' . . . . Who can tell, or who place theu va ue • ·_ 1 . olor was at its begurnmg
• . Joel)' o1 sounc 01 c . 1 -)t· ui o-ootl literature, every hauntrng rne _ -· e As serious t mug 1 s
b f ll llecl a waste1 ot um • . f . but a c\ream of someone whom O <S ca ' • 1 . ·., delio·\itful, satis ymg • . 1 ·t .\ n cl w ia t all) , "' . . • t . ;ire life's meat, so dreams are its c esse1 • . . T ation ,mist be a dream ,tt i ~
1 \ tion and its civi 12'., • o-o·; I roncocti.ons dreams can )e. ' na ' 1 t of a frivobus youn,,, ,-.•
• . . -• t· 1 . ·haJ)S as seem" t ia ' . . ' neo·11111 111o· a dream as tanc! u pei • • 1 .. -h~ finds 111 his e) es.
b b• • • ·t \ the tenc ernes::, :-, c . . t ,a cl c\reamino- of her first sweetheai an< • { t··vino· of reachmg 011'
b • ttainrnent o s 11 =-· f bc,,ut)' Life is a dream-of human a ' .. ' I y uth is a dream o • .. •
. l , . • -\ or sp1ntna • 0
1 , +1 th goal, whether 1t be moral, P 1~ sica ' . f • Perhaps t 1e '' 0• ·' _
I ·0-1 s and JO)'S O it. •i1 • for otf-of love, romance ancl all t 1e Sl::, 1 ' cl. 11 with an I uswn _
• . f the Creator, a 1 eai h . h blade ot nm verse was a oTeat d1 earn ° . ho can say t at cac .
1 ' "' i\'1 sav? ,\ga111 w 1 -s not wit 1 setti1w its disillusion. \,' 10 can ·' • • ~ t or rosy dawn s iai e .
b • 1 h o·oldcn sunse e -c1uest10n, 0Tass each nio-ht of moonlig· 1t, e:ic ::, _ 1. , \i\Te must ncv 1 ::, , , ::, . . . 1 ot love mess.
dreams the wistfullness of promise dnt , 1 -more dreams.
-,tirn, must alwa~s Je never know_; ancl our cornpens .. • •
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"Skating," the very worcl swrts the imagination 011 flops, bruises, sprained
ankles and wrists, ancl broken Leeth I To sorne it is an unending fascination of
~ide-stepping, straig·ht runs, ancl graceful rnrves with all the speed that they
could command. But to me it is a game of enclless flops. •
The first skating party I attended tonk place 011 a 1:riday night. _·\II that
ciay was a clay of disturbance a11cl unrest. in a kind of wretched reaction
and serious thoughts as to ho\\' the evening urnlcl possib!ll_y be got tlhrough with­
out any severe casuaHies. \Ve were schedulecl to star\c at seven-thirty, but I was
rcac\y and wai,bng witli my overcoat ;rnci hat 011 at seven. It wa.s a half honr
of anxiety and suspc11sc. The 111i1:utes dragged on with a great difficulty of
breathing. But at last the car arrived, the door was shut with a bang, tile
wheels scraped the roacl, ancl we were off.
The next thrill of the evc11ing was whc11 l was standing 011 eight wheels
with 110 brakes! It gave a weird feeling that rnacle me clench my teeth. But
before I realized what had happened, I was off! I heard music! Then I hit
the floor! I got np but only to nop clown again. J looked arouncl bewilclerecl.
Every one was whizzing past me. lt was not nntil the fifth or sixth flop that
I began to notice the floor. It was a floor that, like a thermos bottle, could be
alternately hot and intensely cold.
After a series of starts ancl flops alternatelv. I found out that the diificulty
of keeping my balance increasecl in geome1:rica l progression with every additional
mile per hour that I aclclecl to my pace, and inversely the harder I floppecl. I
sought bhe railing for support, but the law of o-ravitation inertia of matter, ini­
tia,l friction lDecame giants before me. J was !1elpless. Breathless and tired I
took a seat in a corner and staved there , .
. I am by nature an active person ancl may say ,vithout the slightest inclina-
tion to blow my own horn, that l prided myself 011 being a flopping eirenicon.
But there are limits. And after numerous and frequented tetc a. tcte chats be­
tween tbe floor and me, every part of my body became very sensitive and in a
very communicative mood.
.. Sur~ly skating cancels ancl makes obsolete your doctor's prescription of a
ttfteen-mmute daily exercise; but how it makes your dentist's bill and surgeon's
bill o·o hi01her bes·d -ti 1 • ·I . '°' '°' , 1 cs ,1e 11g 1 cost of rubb111g alcohol !-J F.
PAGE f-ilXTY-srx JU§T AN EXPERIENCE
The nio·ht was black-dark black. l felt that terrifying, yet somewhat
-, .• . "'se of the dcJ)th of thi1io-s. Dark skies are ld,ellv lo strci,1gthen ratlier sat1stymg sen. "' -
1• • t tl1at "'eclinO' I-Itrnnan lik see,nccl small and very weak compared than c 1ss1pa c , , · o· .
• I I t • ] ·tal)le force l'hat l knew was prese111t. I cl1d not dwell 011 the Wit l t la 111( 01111 < '
I • \ a,,,l1ile as is rn_,.' wont, and, after a. short time, lay thm1g,ht. however, Jut reac
down to dream. .
The detail of the dream that followed were never afterwa_rd :1111te clear.
l \ 1• -11t ai1d I w:as somewhere. Excitement was the clornmatmg no. te ll1 . t was cay 1g • , · • . . .·
the crows that was about me. Suddenly 1 heaTCI a great noise, a 1~1 oclan~_at1on.
t blast a Sot111d il1' fact embr:-tcinit all 0th.er sounds, yet mdesc11bable tnunpe -, , ' . ~ . . . . , ,-1 l --• ·t potency. i\ncl then my carth-bhncl mmcl reached th1 ough the be\\_ 1 r e1
111 I s \ I 1 v It was the encl of the world! The world was torn in the ment, anc <ne, ..
o-reat battle of Armageddon. . . . .
"" I awoke. Something had drawn every nerve ancl fiber w1t~1111_ m_c u~to ~nc
h• b l f t seness A train-a few blocks away was shrieking mightily, t 111 anc o en • • ' . · · . 1 but
sendino- its warning signal through the 11ight. To me it was no trau~ s1g~1al
a call."' N ~t daring to breathe, for a moment that seemccl an eter'.11t")f''. 1 'a);~ . . r· . . '"I I beo·an tD breathe 11101 e I ee ) , 01 lhrobbi1w in tune with the in irnte. l 1en '°'' . 1. ti t
a flash o"'f realization told me that the end of the world had been a c\1 eanl1-1a
' 1 • 1· f a train '\ncl I turnec anc again the o-reat slhouti1w had been the w11st,111g O '. ' • • .
"' "' 1 tl • t' e with an added ring of growth m-passed into pe:,ceful slumber, mt 11s 1111
~ ·aine:cl t:pon my soul.
THE SEA
( A Pantu, 1 of Moods)
It ]'ughs, it sighs. it sings, it broods,
:t 1110::1.ns along· the pebbled sho~e­
The ocean is a thing of mood,;
\Vith song and grieving in its roar.
It moans along· the pebbled shore;
It roars among· the ghostly caves
\Vith song ancl grieving in its roar,
\,Vith lure anc~ laughter on its waves. It ro::1.r~ among the: ghostly cave:
r_;k~ frightened jade or tu1~quo1se froth
\Vith lure and laughter on ,ts waves,
Its voice is JO)', its tone is wroth.
I 'ke frio·htened jade or turquoise froth,
,I b • I 1 lt latwhs, it sighs. it sings, ,t woor s,
Its voice is joy, its tone is wroth­
The ocean is a thing· of moods;
f.W.
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lt is u11reasonahle for the only "rational animal" tu deny that he has be­
come seli-ce11Lerecl and sublu11;iry. I k ha~ bcconw the worshipper of a leering
and l1ideous idol wliichi under the proper cn11ditio11s may have become a 1:hing of
!;eauty-the Self.
He is a practical creature. l [e iorms in his min cl a hypothesis. analyzes the
facts in the case, or, if there he no known facts. theorizes and loses himself in
~•peculatio11, expecting to reach an immutable conclusion. Viith his incessant
"wliy's'' he has Uke11 the s1,iritu,;i]1 a11ra from objects of natural beauty and sur­
rounded rhem with a mist of conjectures.
J\fa11, in the co11templatio11 of his extreme irnpmUmce, has g-rown triviol
lie is amused w,ilh his petty fopperres, anc,l vies with his fell01v-rne11 in cl,isplay­
i11g 1nunificc11ce. 'firne is fle<.>ting·-be must acc,ompish his task. \,\ihat is his
task? No one k11mvs, though many have ventured s11g-gestio11s. The uncanny
Zaral:hustra declares emphatically that !\fan·s supreme goal is power. He
counsels 1fan to say "yes" to ev<.>rything in Ii fe~-to dance, to drink, to revel.
.\ncl instead of sneering at such a counsellor, Man sneers with him.
The marvel of dawn light on frail gems of dew moves hirn but slightly.
J [e is indifferent to the delicate traceries of leaves against the moon. Nature
he takes for grantee\ as something beautiful cle-;ig;nec\ as a subject for study.
,\ccordingly he examines the t~niverse by means of the microscope, finding
atoms in molecules and electrons i11 atoms: and bv means of the telescope
bringing other·spheres within the range of his visio1;. fie is intent upon learn­
ing everything. He wants God to assume a tan.s6ble form and submit Himself
to a scientific analysis. He wants to make thci earth a joyball, and set new
styles i_n parting the hair 01· in eating· noodles gracefully.
\\ hat a relief if the world were sucklenlv to revert to that Golden f\gc so
convincingly and so temptingly described by R 0t1sseau !• What a change if :Man
were suddenly to stop l1is p<.>rsistcnt qnestionings al'lcl accept things as they arc!
.Pagan he should rather be, and live in liarmonv with :\lature, of whom he is the
subject and not, as he supposes, the king.-F.· \.\i.
P.\GE SJXTY-EIGI-I'r You said her heart was I ike a rose-­
And yet [ saw you take toclav
A rose and crush it in vour l~;ncl­
l know you clicl not uncierstand­
:\nd throw it carelc-ssly awav--
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1 ou sa1c her hea1i was like a rose.
D.P. TWllIGHT
I l t tile masses: lhe twilight hour 1s ( ;od's-and mine. Day Je 011gs o
I I . haunt--a11 elvsium of silken grass, by a teasing brook wl'.ich gur-1ave a , , 1 · I J e wild roses
1 I-. tl1e ~.ober black rocks under their c 11ns. n un •• gles as it c mc ,s ·
''•11cl t1'11101·ous cats·-ears lie tucked away in the grass. riot tl1e re ,
l 1 f l , The in-'l' ··1·0'ht lhere is the prelude of night and the post uc,e o ~a). f
\\ 1 1:::, 7' t l . n-e OTQ\)!110' or some-! 1 • o· stnins leaves one, an a us-1' · 0 " . t·~1J·,11·t)' ot· its mac c en,n,., ·· ' · 1 t · •1110· sa i" • ~ ·\ 1-· o- twi\io-ht !-with eac 1 no e c1) ,,., thing beyoncl one·s reach. :.-rnoc -in:::, ~ong, :::,
out for the song of which it is a part.
• l • ·ble emotions. Ill)' haunt fills me wit 1 mexpress1 .\ June twilight 111
. -. ls • ined hands with the violet ancl sped
Swiftly. silently have the iose clouc. JOI -!· ,]' c Colors arc intensified. . T -. loo 11 dark upon tie s ,) in . . " irom the heavens. I ees I ' l . . f birds and the soft ''lap-lap • sa,,e f(>1· the son,ie·-drowscc voices o Si'l'ence re1g-ns, · ·
of the brook.
t-·(·ocl '·Wh)' ca111i1ot men live l l f • the eyes o nw ' . Mutely then l stanc >e o1 e . . ·I , fl ,ers which spring· from the , , .. • . ll, '\nd I cons1de1 t 1e o,, · . 1. with 1hee? I cry mwa1c )· • J 1 · I -II of Man who is come o • ·cl l-l , \nc\ t1111< sac)' ' c:arth and aspire towa1 · em en. • _
1 I . t himself m the ea1 t ,. deaven anc\ who see <S to 1 oo
I I I tl1e11' tile [noon sliJ>S over a hilltop, l;nhera c ec, drenching the world with
lig·ht.
1 • ake l\ircls trill \,Vith a start all l 1mg·s aw, ·
t•. Gra-;ses awake. forth moonlit songs with ca.­
The brook becomes delirious,
dences of stars. [,eaves s 11 · '· 11 . . , ·l l · . •oriel is mad--mac . ,mcl babbles that the "' 10 e " . . cl toss
. . .. : . I I would have handfuls of sta1s an
Then would I fam have ,l st,t'. • . t 10-ied fancies on the moon.
I • that weave a1 :::, II I would rnve vmes C . ' ·se-and dance mac )'
earth! l woulcl embody the nn e1. them to the winds.
l would crush the
thus forever! S t I lie pantino- r ·l t of a little town. pen ' b J<ar below my haunt gleam _t':1e ig 1 s ,ful And I pray for
t o-rows cairn, peace_ • I . "I Jio-hts on the oTass. My turbulent spin. ~ -· \· clown there w ie1e "1e :::,
. :::, • . tl1ose blind 11101 ta~ \ f the patience to explain Goel to . 1 : to ·1ver in tl11e wonc er 0
o-olc\ tra11snrntec. in s1 gleam, who have not seen "'
twilight.-F. Vi.
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Sitting on a crackerbox in frunt of the seven-day store oi the Nebraska
\I o·e: crouchi1w under rhe white flare of a Julv sun, was Samuel Lo1;e-horn .::, ' .::, -· '-' '
liis straw hat on the back oi his head, his beard oozing with perspiration. He
1vas telling Ezra Smithers, likewise straw-hattecl and moist-bearded, but with a
cud of tobacco puffing out ont cheek and tobacco juice rnaking· the beard more
interesting look,ing. about an occuiTenct of the previous night.
''Say Ezree-, c\'ja hear 'bout what happened last night?'' Samuel Long-·
horn shifted his corn cob pipe to-the other side of his mouth and went 011-he
would have gone 011 if "Ezree's" noel hacl been affirmative instead of negative,
for when he started a story there was no way of stopping him . "\Vaal, sir, it
was the beatinest thing. Y oti, know this ye,re Jake Smith, well he:-
Jake Sm:ith, the town bully, was afraid of nothing, except a snake. All
makes, from the most harmle~s garter snake to a boa constrictor terrified him.
l-Ie often had dreams about them, and in his clreams he could see them coming
toward him with yawning, reel caves of mouths.-Probably if Jake had read
the account of that first snake's cleaclly work it wonlcl not have contributed
greatly to his peace of mind. .c\ncl that was bad enough as it was.
Saturday night. being the night when most of the village folk were out on
the only street the town suppoi:tecl, was always a gala night for Jake, for it
meant one good fight and if he was lucky-maybe two. Fist fights were Jake's
specialty, for he had strength and he gloried in it. He hacl been beaten but
once-Jake was not proud of that cleieat. On this Saturday night Jake had not
been beaten, but after his second fight he had felt more dead than alive. To
reach the shack in wJ1ich he lived he usually went down the railroad track,
thereby saving time and energy. This time he did as usual, and when he was a
~hort distance frorn town he stumbled and fell. stri,'king his head against a tie
'.me\ knocking himself unconscious. He lay there for some minutes and, regain­
mg consciousness. he failed either to note where he was. or to take heed of his
position, but perhaps he remembered that there was only one train a week and
that that came through the town on Mon clay. At any rate Jake fell asleep
where he lay.
Sometime 111 the night Jake awoke. As he opened his eyes a· cold sweat
br?ke out over him. He became stiff with terror, so that he could not move.
His eyes bulged like those of a trapped beetle. Coming toward him was a huge
black snake. Writhing, wriggling, curving. its sides glistened in the moonlight.
Jake coulc~ see the phosphorescent gfow that its fiery mouth cast about its head.
PAGE SEVENTY •1t 111-,tcle its ll'cl)' lowarcl. him. Nearer and nearer it I I )' si11uous.
Long, s iac ow., I . . t loser He could feel its hot breath upon him. There . ·nch by 111c 11l c1cp c -• . . l·
carne. i .. ·I f hot air ancl harsh ~ouml in Jakes ears: the sna ,e was upon W<IS a o-reat 1 llS 1 0 . .
l .' :,fe1·cifull)· unconsciousness enveloped h1111 agam. 1111111. :1
• . . •··b)' saw Jake. wild-eyed ancl dishevelecl, stretched J the morning passe1 s • . . . I 11
•1. 1 t. cl· One rnan askcc\ him what l1acl happenecl, but 1ece1vec t O 1 the 1"t 1 '1 oac I a '· · 1 t t 11 the vu i ' I •. l c ancl after recovenno- somew ia. ·o c . \. Tal·e was taken to 11s iorn . ' ' , ::, .
no I ep y. • .' <. -·1 , t l .. i)cen related by his listeners 1rn111y tunes.-rather increchble sto1 )' t lei 1,1s • .
•·y ·r .. Samuel Lono·horn was concluding, "it's funny, but a _t1t111 ~~;;1e
.es, s1 ' .. '. . ,_fi;s, time in ten years it's ever loroke skeJl'. e. '. 1)'
through about that t1'.11e . 1 1 . Tal-e never hurt him a bit either, inst
Ezree, gness that L.ra10 ran pltrni) Iovel1 _-'1·'1-e' an ol' man today, all W'hite and -·. ] 1 outa l11111 .. ,oo<s 1' ' . . scarce\ the wits c ea1 ' l . I Caint fio-o·er it. out-must
1 1 1·1-e Bt1t where'd he ever get lint sna <e IC ea. ' ::,::,
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he a little cracked, dontcha think.
Five 1-Iunclrecl l\lI ill ion Souls on this small earth
Ancl you and I-- _ .
\Ve wonder at the ceaseless flood ot b11th-
Thc reason why.
• • . . • aiicl what an encl \Vherc the beg1nn111g wa;, '
Awaits each one.
What a lrng·e puzzle 'tis, my friend,
And never clone.
I 1• cl but yesterday. T'he countless souls t 1at ive .
l . ') How fare t 1ey nov, '
''Vlhat cloes it matter now to us." I cry,
"This waste of hours? .
. ·o v still-to che~ There's time enough to11101 i ' •
Today is ours."
D. P.
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U: : '11, ·m -R1EMINI§C1ENCiE§ OF OLD ALBANY
As I stancl looking out upon our present carnpus. rough and unfinished, I
ca1rnol l1elp cornpari11g- ll to tl1c oh! .-\lha11y Collllege which we entered three
yea.rs ago. V\/hatcver may i)e the i111prcssio11s oi , \ lbany College held bv this
year's Freshman class, they ca11not be very si111ilar to ours, for these Fre;hmen
;ire looking out upon a scene different from ours. They look upon the new
.\clministration JJuilding uf reel brick and gray stone. surrounded by trees, but
witl1 a clry, brown, unfinished campus stretching to ancl beyond the dreary
blackness of \,\'ooclwarcl Hall. \Vhat our class saw, was the old campus, with
Lile college building nestled closely a111ong its gree11 trees, with green g-rilss and
" rose-borclcrecl walk stretching away to olcl Tremont liall witl'i its big, olcl­
fashio11ecl porches, which gave it the charm of a college grown old. Out in
front oi Tremont liall, stoocl the tall, poplar trees with their soft leaves rns­
tling in the wind.
The inteJrior of Tremont Hall. which hc1s been so unrecognizably c:haiwecl
,into our own \Vooclwarcl Hall. comes back to me now, and I see its 1ia1-r~w,
clccrk halls, and the long-, steep stairs at the foot of which Emma used to lean
over the bannister to exchange sweet messages with Tecl. There was the old
lllllsic room which was a favorite study room for couples. and into which we
could peek through the transom as we passed up and down stairs.
. ~'h_ere was the parlor with its faded, worn rug. and the old davenport with
its 1111ss1ng leg. A block of woocl wa~ substituted for that leg, which cleprivecl
LIS, nevertheless, of the great j)leasure of sitting more than three at a time upon
the davenport.
1 remember._ too, om high-ceiling-eel bed-rooms, which were much larger
than the rooms ot \1Voocl,\'a1·cl '[~I II · J I I l l . - • , a a1 e now. n t 10se rooms t 1e 1eat a ways
rose to hwher altitudes ·11cl I t-t · ·] • -· 1 I . "' ' , 1 e us s 11ve1111g )e ow at our study tables, or hover-
mg hopefully a.round the heat registers.
__ . Those were the Hall clays ,,--hen Jun,iors and Seniors c\id not exist, when
::iophomores were scarce a 1 I F · ,-1-I J I f ' , , 1 c I es ,men 1e c ull sway. Those were the clays
when we dreamed of the ne , ·\II , C 11 · \\ ,-)any o ege and our new clonn1tory, and now
that our dreams have bee ·t· II, 1. 1 . . • ' 11 pa1 1a ) rea 1zec , we cannot help loolrnw back at
those first da)'S on the I I • 1 . "' 0 c campus wit 1 both JO)' and tenderness.-A. A.
PAGE SP.\"8N'l'Y-1'WO DOWN AT THE WHARF
It was near even,ing· when I drew close to the pictmesque, olcl wharf that
was near ,ny home. 1'he clay had been gloomy, ancl I was qllite depressed. The
ocean was turbulent and seemed like a raging g·iant, gnashing l1is teeth and
thrashing about in anger. The water hurled itself high into the air, in wa,'.es,
tiiioecl with feathe1,·y white. Clo,1cls covered the sky, and a few gl.l'lls, swervmg
gr,;cefully throug·h the scene, only added to its general aspect of extreme lone-
liness.
As I gazed upon the scene spread out before me, I became more and more
disheartened. It seemed life was not worth the struggle a111c\ I was about to
return home in despair, when, suddenly, the ocean began to speak to me.
It moaned a sac\ story of the misery and poverty of the worlc\, th~t mac\e
me thankful for my lot. It told me of the mystery anc\, lure of the Onent. It
criecl to me of the weakness ancl the littleness of rnan. It shouted a loud cry
of triumph for the Power that rules.
1 I tile scene from one of c\esolation to The sky clearecl, and the sun c rnngec . . 1 · ' ·, h 1shec\ 1t softly wh1spe1 ec one of loveliness and promise. fhe oceans vmce L • • . . 1 1 d I[ -,o-sono· of o-Jaclness for l11te anc1 1ope. to me of the beauty of the worl • t ,-,ant:> a • t:1 ':' _ , 11 of
It told me of the ,vealth of frienclship. of the love of man, and' be~t ol, a '
the oTeat Love that brings peaw to the soul of man. . . _1 t:> . • c1·. .• o· behind the waves, leavmg a pal 1
The slowly setting sun was isappeai 111"' _ 1 1 , • , . . Tl ·osv lio·ht. so foll ot hope anc o, e, of o·old ancl rose. on sky and watei · · .le 1 ·, • t:> 1 1 I better t:> • 1 I I to rnv home strengt 1enec anc filled my heart and soul, anc ret:1rnec , ' -
prepared for the struggles of life.
FRAGMENTS OF A PHILOSOPHY
·11 I , 10thi1w to foro-et: on the other Live a life of sobriety anc\ you wi l<l~e 1 "' "' •
' ·11 h ti • . to remember -1'. \V. nand, you w, ave no 1111g -' • d t l • -ebero· - \ t I c ,ber than an e uca ec ,c ::,· Better to be an un et erec • 11 . . o-f ream derives the benefits
A poor scholar is he who from the dnn\on"' 0 c
of skim milk. .· . at ,1 imre white diamond. ,_. 1-I eel o-\ass snee1 mg ' ,, 1 . Affectation is a 01t o co or t:1 1 f "sociability to stop tun . I f s for the sa <e o ' , It is a poor rule wh1c 1 orces u.,
ing· and commence talking. . _ 1 )'OU rake the soil.
f I ·ht will flower it on Y ' · If f ·) Many a bud o t 1oug . le ·s everyone but lumse a oo •
f II f l is he who cons1c I b t' The greatest o a oo s 1 . dano·erous and far more eau 1-• I ·I tars when a ess ' "' Wouldst play marbles '.-v1t 1 t 1e s
ful game lies at thy feet?-F. V./. PAGE SEVENTY-THRET;; : (L\.~.-= •.. '.
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-= After enduring the uninteresting aspect of a campus clothed in a dark
brown tunic kinged with green, spring burst forth upon us with unusual splendor,
and according·ly \\'ith rnore than usu;ll apprecic1tion. ,\ncl lo. following closely
l.Jchincl, indeed, trampling on the heels of spring, came Spring Fashions with
a g<.1la array of varied and rnteresting- nwcles quite unk110w11 heretofore to our
unfoshional.Jle campus. But clothes make the m:111. or woman as the case may
be, and Spring fashions brought a revelation in the personal appearance of
A. C. by her consummate art.
Long hours of work were spent 011 a ticly new reel and white dress for our
much neglected ancl rather plain-looking '·Dorm," and we gasped in admiration
at the transformation. She is 1,10w a fit compa11io11 for her big brnther, the "Ad"
building and arrayed in proper attire to receive the most clistingl1ished oi
visitors.
After tedious labor of clefig;,1,ing aJ11cl himrning·, we awoke one morning to
find the dark brown, tunic, worn by the Campus, cliscasdecl fo1· a brilliant green
ensemble. The desert hacl indeed blossornecl as the rose ancl the soft emerald
fabric increased our affection for om Campus.
Even the elderly Douglas Hall. c;o motherlv Ill its pretensions clothed itself
in a neat white apron.
The J. Redenius ?viansion, awe-inspinng and massive, its casements heavy
with the weight of ,mtiquity, not to be outclone, revelled in a totally new, close­
fitting tunic of a creamy white.
Now we but wait for a rnag·ic touch to transform the "clown-at-the-heel"
heating plant from Cinderella sitting mournfully among her ashes, to a beautiful
and charming princess with glittering clress. Hurrah for Spring Fashions !-L.G.
PAGE SEVENTY-FOUR §L1EEPY POEM
_-\ soft wind blew Baby Breath over tl1e lawn­
A violet sighed, stirred, slept again and woke
Then called to all its fellows.
The trees shook out their sleeping l,lossorns ancl a bird
Chirped, slept, chirped-burst forth into song.
The sun peeped out from clouds it had washed clean
Rubbed sleepy eyes then smiled and laughed--awoke
The daffodils by tickling their snug buds-and the stream
1, reed from its winter's ice-bound slumbers babbled
Like a, year-old babe refreshed by sleep.
A child from cosy bed clirnbecl out, to window wen~-
""Why, :Mother, there's a robin, there, a vi~let--It s Spring.''-
The mother looked and smiled and sornetlung
Slumbering in her breast awoke ancl spread its joy
Throughout her being-It was Spring·!
JUNE NIGHT
Swiftly rose the silver
Staining now rhe black,
Spec! the nimble sparklets
In a maddening swirl:
Softly now the pine trees
Rustled on the hill,
Clearly now the brook sang
Songs of mirrored pearl.
'-N eaving tangled fancies
On a lucid moon,
Drowsity the rose-tree
Nodd eel gorgeous hues ;
Gently waved the grass_es
Throuo-h the fainting night,
Softly ::,fei'l the sunlight
() the dreaming· dews. _ 11 F. Vv.
PAGE SEVENTY-FIVE ...... ,t:H)
' ' MO§KOW§K!1§ §P ANI§H CAPRICE
The room was hung· wilh tapestries. 111ulti-colorec\_. )'et son1l)i·e. r'\ quaint
olcl silver l~111~p shed a _lacy net-work of 'light about a chair in which a younr;
117a11 sat reading. l'crs1an rugs covered the flour with softness and color ,:1
,:asement window opposite, thrown npe1; to the star-full night let in a s,i!v~;
:otream of moonlight. A iew more brge chairs. a low table, that was all thf
roo111 contained. Jlut \Vhat a sense nf bcaul_v c11Hl of harmony, of qnietness an,.i
of something else-illusive. inta11gil:>Jie. of restlessness perhaps. The man laid
clow71 his book. ancl with the lig·ht tur•1ecl low, he buriecl his head in his hand,.
The· faint sug·gestion of sanclalwoocl about tine r0orn seemed to mock him.
Suclclenly he sat up. straining his ears to catch the growing sound of an
approaching ta111bouri11. He couicl stancl ii1:o ]long-er. He stood up and tense!~
wa,itecl. It was she, ancl she hacl saicl she wo1ilcl not come. Then she clid low
him. for she had said that woman's words were false, that only her actions be­
spoke her true feeling. .\ wave of indefinable gladness swept over him. I-k
went slowly toward the casement windO\v ancl stopped just at the edge of thr
broken bars of moonfi'gtit. ~s tie stood· there. aJive to i'ove and' oeanry, tl'1ro11gf1
the tall arch eel window. thrown open to t lie glories of a perfect night, came a
~irl, tall. lovely, the tambourin that ahqy:< hung at her side tingling against
the silvery whiteness of her skirt.
The Spanish Prince stopped. startled by her exqms1te beauty. Seeing him
,:he began to dance. slowly. gracefully. then faster and faster. rhythmically in
Lune with music that was still a part of some man's hidden soul. Thrill after
thri II caught at his pu !sating senses as he \\·atc:hed. Round and round she ,~ent,
up ancl clown. giYing life to the moonlight that streamed in. wrapping her 111 a
mystical silvery cloak. This proud, lovely senorita in an aurora, illusive as her
own charm, was dancing for him.
The man started! She ,,·as coming toward him.
of feeling she cast herself at the feet of him ,,·horn she \Vith an utter abandon
loved. A cloud covered
ihe moon. In the· utter darkness a man stooped to kiss a woman.
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The College Orchestra, which is directed by Professor Justin A i\Iiller of
the Albany College School of Music, consists of twenty members.
Although this is a small orche;;tra, it is increasing in importance.
ille year it has assisted at· various Colkge and Community functions,
lhe College Play, the College Opera, \\fay Day festivities, and the
,·es per service. 1 ts :\nnual Concert is an event of the College year. Duri11g
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PAGE SEVENTY-SEVEN Pinafore
On ?darch 5th, under the direct;on '\iV' ,· -- , • • Chorus of Albai , C
11 . .. . . ot • iii1tiec\ lVlcf\air Hopkms, the Mix~d
. . 1) 0 ege, assisted bv the L\]I, , C II • 0• direction of Justin i\. l\Jill r . • . • .•• an) 0 ege 1chestra under the
1.-'lb . . . e , p1 esentcc\ the lwht oi)era H j\1f S p· f ... , •
JI e1 t ancl Sullivan Tl ·f . "' '' • • • Jlla ere, } ' . . 1e pe1 o1 rnance stao-I t 1 l' the first of a s ··f · . ' • "'ec a t 1e • '-ameseurn Theater, was
' ei ies o entcrtamrne·,ts 1 1 Jeo·e Leao·ue ,J ·
1 1 '· • sponsore( )Y the \Vornan's Albany Col-
"' 0 , '' 11c ·1 ms undertake, ti , ·I • -• • ,\lbany Colleo·e Tl . ·f . 11 _ie "OJ < ot lDeautifymg the campus of
::, · · 1e pet OJ rnance ot th -I • 1 • • by Albany C 11
0. . • I:' opeia, w 11c 1 is the first ever put on
o eae sLudents was verv f I l • participants and b ti
1.' -success u anc was enJoyecl both by the
Y 1e auc 1ence.
PAGE SEVENTY-EIGHT The Mixed Choru§
The Mixecl Chorus of i\lbany College is a very active musical organization.
Desicles l'\1e Opera, Pinafore, which this grol1p presented, several Sacred con·
certs have been given. It has repre,;entecl the college on many programs of
various kinds and has furnished the choir for the First Presbyterian Urnrch of
Albany. The g-roup consists of about thirty-five members uncler the c\irection·
of Winifred Mc"Nair llopkins, who is the Voice Instructor in the Albany Col-
lege School of Music.
Musical organizations have never been very active 011 the campus and
their cleveloprnent during the past ye:tr has been remarkable. The Boys' anCl
Girls' Glee Clubs have assisted the! Mixed Chorus in Sacred and secular concerts
and have presented selections at many college and community affairs. The
Boys' Octet has been a busy organization ancl have clone much good work in
assisting· with various programs. The 11ixec1 Quartet has presented programs
i11 many of the hig·h schools of tli1e state. The Girls' Octet, the Girls' Trio, the
Kapjpa K,tppa Phi Quartet, and the Boys· Quartet are other musical organiza-
tiol1S which have been active in college and community affairs.
Mrs. lfopkins has been a very able director and her untiring· efforts ancl
;.ea'! in building· up a "musical Albany'' have been repaid by the work which the
students have clone along this line ancl by the very gratifying results which have
been obtained, in all of the musical organizations.
PAGE SEVENTY-NINE President
Secretary Run-l L\WRENCE
l\,f_\RJORIE l\lL\SON
JI a11agc r -------------------------- _____ ____________ ______ ______ _ ___ _____________ OPAL i\tL\RTIN
Acco 11i pa11ist __________ .. ___ ·------------------- ·---------------------------- lREN E N EUGART
Boy§~ Glee Cltib
President -------------·--·-------···--·--------··------------------------------ Guv C\?vIPBELL
S eeretary _____________ ---------------------------------------------- _________ \VESELY OSBORN
111 anager ________________ --------------------------·------ -----·---------·· RonERT ToLVSTAD
.--J cco1npa11ist ______________________________________________________ , __________ OPAL MARTIN
Director of G.'ec Clubs _ --------·--------------\\'IN IFREn Mc N .\IR I-IoPKINS
PAGE EIGHTY COACH ELMER H. BARNETT
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Coach Barnett is the Director of Athletics of Albany College. Althoug·IJ
the athletic activities during the past year 1.vould ha\lC been more successful ii
they could have been \\rholly concluctec\ on :.\fonteith campus, Coach Rarnett's
teams have maclc a good showing and his track team has won the \'aHey Cham­
pionship anc\ the silver trophy. Coth the ,\ thletic teams anc\ the students ex pres~
much appreciation of and gratitude for Coach Barnett's work clnring the pastr
)""ar.
PAGE EIGHTY-ONE PAGE EIGHTY-THREE
PAGE EIGHTY--TWO Football
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A glance at the scores of the football games of the 1928 Football 'Team
might lead to the conclusion that Albany had a very unsuccessful season. On
the contrary the football seaso,1 of l <)28-1929 was a success because of tbe con­
sistent efforts ,of Coach Barnett in building up a strong football squad. Seven­
teen men won their letters ancl a second string received excellent training both
at practice ancl in action. In the last half of each game with Reed College the
entire second string was used.
At a meeting of the Varsity "A'' Clifford Dougherty was elected captain for
the next football season. Clifford will lw playing hi,s fourth year of football
for Albany College. 'With Clifford as C1ptain the strong squad of men clcvel­
opecl this year will be able to make the season of 1920-30 a very successful one
for Albany College.
PAGE EIGHTY-FOUR <Q
FOOTBALL §CORE§
192§ .. 29
(Jctobe r 6 ________________________________ ;\ lbany 3? _____________________ . ____________________ . _______ Rec cl 0
Oct,Jber 1 S _______________________________ Albany 31 __________________________________________________ Reed 6
October ~J _______________________________ Albany 0. ___________________________________________ Co I u 111 bia 33
l\ overn ber 3 ____________________________ Albany 6 ____________________ .. __________________ W i I lamette 28
November 12 ____________________________ !\ lbany o _______________________________________________ Paci£ ic 19
November 20 ____________________________ ,-\ !ban y 6 .. ------------------. -----. -. ----________ M 011111 Oll th 25
N overn ber 29 ____________________________ :\ lbany 6____________________ ------------------------ Li nfielcl 19
Season ____________________________________A.I ban y 8 L ______________________________________ Opponents 130
PAGE EIGHTY-FfVB '-' Basketball
Difficulty in obtaining· quarters for st1fficient practice brought about a
g-reat handicap which was not easily overcome. rJwing to the fact that the
team was unable to secure a place to practice until well into the season when
other schools were competing, and also to the fact that they were forced to give
up the Armory, which they finally secured, before the season wa:, over, caused
what rnig·ht have otherwise been a st1ccessful season to be one in which
Albany was forced to take the short encl of the score by a slight margin in
practically every game.
V-./e started the season with onlv a few clays practice against Oregon Nor­
mal, \\'illarnette Valley champions. The scores are:
Albany
Albany
Albany
Albany
Albany
Albany 2S .................................................................. C )regon N onnal 39
?6 ................................................................. -\sh Janel Norma 1 36
26 ............................................................................... Linfielcl 30
32 .................................................................................. Paci fie 34
27 .................................................................. Oregon N,ormal 39
9 .............................................................................. Columbia 25
PAGE EIGHTY-SIX Albany 26 ..................................................................................... Reecl 2l1
;\lbany 20 ...................................................................................... Reecl 14
Albany 24 ................................................................................. Pacific 35
;\ Jbany 24 ....................... : ...................................................... Col11111bia 28
A \ban y 20 ................................................................................ Lin field 32
The Albany College ··Super-Varsity" basketball team came through the
season with an untarnished record, playing four matched games ancl winning
all of them. .\\though they played 110 games until the season was well along,
they niacle an exceptionally fine showing and displayed some real basketball
rale11t.
Garnes
Albany
Albany
Albany
Albany played were as follows:
?? .............................................................. Philomath College 13
14 ............................................................. Philomath College S
30 ................................................. Oregon National Guar_cls :,
?6 ....................................................... :Pacific Super-Varsity 13
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The track season of this year was perhaps the most successful in Albany
College history. Although we lost two out of three clual meets before the con­
ference meet. Albany took the conference meet in goocl style, carrying eight
0t1t of fourteen possible firsts and establishing- c;ix new records. Long made
a new record in the 220 yard clash, Steele in the 440 yard clash. Hulet in the
half-mile, one mile ancl two mile. ancl Simpson in the Discus. This year's team
was especially fortunak in being well balencerl. \Ve had good sprinters, dis­
tance runners and weight men.
In the first meet of the season, with Linfielcl, Albany lost 59 to 62. Long
was high point man with 16 points. Albany took nine of the fomteen first
places.
Our schedule was:
April 28_ ············---····-····Albany 59 ·····--------·-····· ............ Lin field 62
May 5 ............................ Albany 61½ ................... .0regon Normal 59½
?viay 1 L ........................ Albany 63 ................................. Lin field 68
i\fay 19 Conference Meet: Albany 46½, Linfield 43½, Oregon Normal 41.
PAGE ETGHTY·EJG.HT 4Q
:\ ew Records at this meet were:
Long 220 yard 22.3
Long tied 100 yard at 10 flat
1~Iulet mile 4.46
Hulet half-mile 2 :07.4
Hulet two-mile 10 :54
tv[artin. Linfielcl low-hurdles 111 26 flat
Reese, rvr onrnoulh shot-put 37 feet
Steel 440 yard 52 flat
Simpson discus 120 feet 7 inches
Darnum, J.\fonmouth high jrnnp :i feet C) inches
1 I had shattered the Albany finis heel the season with six new r~con s._ "ong: ' . , .
100 yarcl record earlier in the year. Hulet was l:ig-h P~111t man of the Cont_ence
}leet with 15 points. v,.: e also hacl the two l~gh yo1nt men of the con e1 encc
,eason. Long with 47 points and Hulet with 4J pomts.
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PAGE NINETY A LOVE LETTER
Th: love I have cxpre~sed for you
'.s talse, a11cl rny i11clifference to .vou
111cre:ascs. The more 1 see ' I · yon, t 1e more
you seem an object of contempt.
l feet rnysel f in every way c\eterminecl
to hate yon. I hacl 110 intention
to marry. Unr last interview has
ldt an insipidity, and by no means
g,1ven an exalted idea of your charader.
"\ 0u1_· _temper would make me unhappy,
all<I it we marry, l should experience
ch: ly cliscorCl. aclclerl to everhstino· dis-"' pleasme in living with you. l have a heart
to bestow, but J clo not imagine it
your own. I coulll not give it to one more
capricious than your~elf. ancl less
of honor to my choice ancl my family .
. \dieu ! Adieu, believe me,
I shall alway" remain
adverse to you and cannot even be
your most obedient servant.
Note: First read through, then reacl every other :ine.
INTlERFlERlENClE
The rnan who copied off a radio recipe for his wiie must have tuned ilil
two stations at the same time for· he got this:
Hands ,on hips, pbce one cup of flour on the shoulders, raise knees and de-
press toes anc\ mix thoroughly with one-half cup of milk. Repeat six times.
Inhale quickly one-half teaspoonful of baking powder. Lower the legs and
mash two hard boiled egg-s in a sieve. Exhale, breathe naturally and sift into
,t bowl. Attention! Lie flat on tile back on the iloor and roll the white of an egg
backward and forward until it comes to a boil. In ten minutes/ remove from fire
:.md rnb smartly with a towel. Breathe' naturally, dress in warm flannels and
serve w,ith fish soup, a.nd decorate with ··Rubyettes."
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. \Ve welcome the cL1stomer who is ''just looking." Her
clcs1re to cornpare prices ,incl values evidences a se11sible
appreciation of thrift.
Such a cu:storner will be sure to notice the excellent
quality of ou_r merchanclise, and u11clerstancl the saving that
our Low Prices represent.
~on·t be afraid to drop in, at a J. C. Penney Store at
any tune. People who are '•_just looking-·· are always more
tl,~all welcome. •
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Henry t::.auppi: Why?
(;ilbert Shearer: They open their mouths rea11 wide ~, 11cJ " pt1t everything
i11to it.
;',_,[rs. Hopkins. cluri11g- octetle practice: Jim, you clicln't crescendo there.
Jim Harris: I die!, but you didn't notice it.
They may not like scissors, but they go strong on the Shearers.
"Say. Lanker, how 1s the trolley service from Riverside?''
lt was the nig·ht o{ the Freshman party and hvo boys were stranded several
miles out oli Albany.
Jack H.: "Vlell I-I-a-a-r-r-i-s--s we can call a taxi."
Mrs. Hopkins: (At Girls' (ilee Club Practice) Well, we simply must have
more cars to take us to Salem. Can't you ask some of your friends to take cars?
Henrietta Stewart: Maybe l can get my old man to take his.
Mrs. Hopkins: Who is he? Who is your old man?
I:-T. Stewart: ( Patting herself on the chest) :\1y old man t Mr. S. I.
Stewart.
I · · 11 If I ) 1· 11 Edstrom stumbled throug·h t was a cold w111tery 111or11111g-. -a as ee1 , • 11 • " ,
the Ci(y Bus. "\Vatch out," said John Buchanal'l, suddenly wa.kmg up, You 11
be a 'Laplander' yet.''
l\frs. Aldrich: I want to clo some shopping today,
favorable. \i\That does the paper say?
Herman: Rain, hail, thunder, and lightning. clear, if the weather is
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[)isl ri/J11tio11 /f/itho11t j,/l astc
2ncl ancl Lyon
D. E. Nebergall
Meat Co.
QUALITY MEATS Albany, Oregon
Dr. 6. E. Fortmiller
First National Bank Building
Albany Oregon Office Phone 38 Res. Phone 489
Plumbing- -Heating
Tinning- -Repairing
THE MARTIN LUDWIG SHOP
PHONE 108
GEORGE L. HURLEY, Proprietor
136 Ferry St. Albany, Oregon
CURRAN'S BAKERY
All Kinds of Pastry
Phone 455 R Dr. A. P. Howel1s
OSTEOPATHIC
Physician and Surgeon
Phones House 210 Office 6
First Savings Bank Albany, Oregon
CHRYSLER CARS
Complete Motor Service
Park-Way Motor Service
F. D. COVELL ln Psycholog")· class one morning they were studying animal intelligence.
··Js it true that ants act only according to instinct?" asked Dr. Eaker, trying to
g-ct the reluctant students to part with some of their information.
'"Well," said l-larry Harvie. " [ don't know, but one clay I saw two little
ants go out to fight a 'big· ant. \1\'hen they got there, there were lots of ants.
So they ran back ancl irv a minute came back with a whole army of ants to fight
the big ants. That cloesn·t souncl much like instinct." "No,"' replied Dr. Baker,
'"evidently they had read that passage in the Bible, 'They that be against us are
more than they that be for us·_.,
\,Vynafred: \Voulcl you like to borrow some of that new perfume of mine?
Jim: I shoulcl say not. I've never borrowed a scent from anyone.
Dale L.Jerry: \Voulcl you be interested 111 my brain-chil,dre111?
·Maxine Jenks: Oh, the poor orphans!
Vl esely Osborn says 1s should be written like this: $0$.
Professor Mun elk: Miss Thompson. can you use 'lachrimose' in a sen:ence?
Faye Thompson: Sure. I'm very fond of milk and cream, but I lachnmose.
. . . I ti t kes the world o-o drown.
That guy was right when he said 1t :s ove • 1a ma 0
Helen Voelker: I I. \Fil)' )'Oll used to call me your
Don't leave me car mg. '1
constant delight.
Keith Bryant: Yep. delight that failed. -
I st have a lot of exercise.
Harry Harvie: i\ily doctor tells me mu •.
Henry Otto: \i\Thy not learn to speak Jewish? PAGE NINETY-FIVE I. Duty
IT ~.hould h_e C\'t1·y rn~11·s sclf-imposecl duly to_ sa\'C
a p;il"I ot his car11111gs. .\11cl l1ow easy 1t 1s !
Simply open a savings account and deposit
regularly.
ALBANY STATE BANK
Albany, Oregon
Lee's Drug Store
342 W. First St.
Albany Oregon
C. J. Breier Co.
IT ALWAYS PAYS TO BUY
at Breier's I I. COM:MERCL\L
Rawlings Stationery and
Printing Co.
Office and School Supplies
Printing and Stationery
White Lunch
GOOD FOOD
129 Lyon St. Albany \Valt: Dues your wife ask vnu for tliings she knows you cannot
Travis: Sl,1e hasn't askccl for a thing since we were inarriecl.
\Vall: Great. How do you manage it?
Travis: \t\1hen she wants a thing she does not ask me: she tells
Campbell: \,\'hat kin cl of a car have you?
Dale: I got a \Vreck.
Campbell: A wreck? afford?
me.
Dale: Yeah. Every time park it a dozen people come up and ask me
ii l've reported the acci,clent yet.
Lloyd Halvorson arrived before the heavenly gates and found that things
aloit were as fine as he hacl been lee\ to believe. One of the receiving angels
took him in charg·e anc\ askecl if there was anything in particular he wanted.
"Yep, I always clid like choir music," said the lad. "Get me ten thousand
soprano singers.
An tmus11al req1uest," commentecl the angel, "But you shall have them.
:\nything else?''
"Ten thousand alto singers, and ten thousand tenors. That'll be all for
the present."
"Well-er-how about the bassos?" inquired the angel.
''I'll sing bass.''
Farinas
Frank:
Farinas: Say who was that ?dike Huntry we were singing about today?
rdike Hun try r I don't remember. How clicl the song go?
It wei~t like this: l'l'Jike Huntry, 'tis of thee.
The rnornino· of November 12 dawned clear and blue but Dr. _Baker failed
::. . • t -t l 1d Bill found h1111 under the to show up for breakfast. A search wa~ s a1 ec, ai . . . _ . t· f· ·o-etfulness to wait for his colla1
dresser where he had rolled 111 a moment O 01"'
button to fine! him.
Hopkins: vVhat made you give up singing in the choir?
011,"' St111cla)' and someone asked me if the organ
:Montana: I was absent " -
hacl been mended.
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PAGE NINETY-EIGHT I worship history--! J'adore la historia
One
In fact my knees are quite WORN
Neolithic
Eolithic
Paleolithic
_Like SPO s NGE they are
Extremely from
KNEELING
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Ill
Cleopatra was a BRAZEN wench
Butvery lt1tcReVfiNg
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PAGE NINETY-NINE INTERMISSION
DoY1't forget THE motif
I worship history---!
ACTO CUARTO
NAPOLEON WITH HIS SOLDIERS
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forces
OF Leonidas?
2Y\d IN1 ERMISSION
Gentle reminder(()
I
worship
history--
PAGE ONE HUNDREJD s noah
and
his . missus
and CHAPTER CINQ
the
twins
flora E indicating hi~ distress by post-hypnotic
suggestion.
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fauna
nearly
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CONVULSION
Galileo B1.j MeaY\s Of His Telescope Invented That There's
OY\e Born
Ever'J
Minute
In 1 l\-92 I\\ JolsoY\ Wrote His Immorl·al Odyssey. (Pope's T rans\a\-ion)
Paul III Of Bab'JloY\ia, Whom Was Born In 1861, ~ ainted
The Sis\-iY\e MadoY\na Which Hangs in \-he Pennsylvania Iron Works,
Immedia\-e\y FollowiY\g His Dea\-h In 1776 , I d
Moral---Bi\-ing dogs NEVER bark; \-hey should be 1e tan
not heard.
B'J \-he way---I worship his\-or\j 1
PAGE ONB HUNDRED ONl~ O\:E i)l"i;.j1L 111orn111g- nearly a
half century ag·o. Thomas ,\.
1':cliso11 carried his first per­
fected incanclescent lamp hulbs to
:\ nv York in a rna rket basket,­
;ill the electric light bulbs there
were in the world! It's been forty­
seven years since Jiiis clernonstration
,if !he l'irsL successfol electric lighls
in that picturesque city of the '70's
and ·~o·s. Forty-seven year::; of
phenumenal development in clec­
tricitv. the greatest natural force
·that has ever been harnessecl for
the service of man.
MouNTA11N STATES PowJER CoMPANY
M. STERNBERG & CO.
Ladies' Shop First & Lyon
Phone 231 J
Men's Store First & Broadalbin
Phone 188 R
Albany Oregon
PATRONIZE
Van's Service Station
1st and Washington Phone 461
Free Crank Case Cleaning
C. N. RADFORD, Proprietor
C.H.TORRENCE
Reconditioning Shop
212 E. 1st ,St. Phone 379
ALBANY,OREGON
PAGE ONE HUNDRED T\YO READ
The Albany Democrat=Herald
for
DAILY COLLEGE NEWS
DR. F. M. SCOTT
DENTISTRY
First National Bank Building
Phone 225
Pullman Cafe
TRY OUR SERVICE
227 ,W, First St. Albany, Oregon FLASHLIGHT§
"Your words a.re slaying me by syllables.''-l'v[il,\rec\ Colllins.
"\1\' e shou \cl count time by heart beats. "-Ellen Baker.
.. \-le was the sworn companion of the winc1.''-J ohn Buchanan.
.. -Tourney's encl in \overs meeting."-
"Every wise ma.n's son cloth k11ow."--:--'.\,rilclrecl_~ John. r· . _
.. 11:lut hark! the chiming docks to c\mner cal\. --Mrs. \\ 1\11amson.
II -\ -t\1·111 a f1·1·e11c\ ''-L\ovc\ Halvorson. "L to rnyse t a1,n c eare1 , , · .,
.. t\ncl still they gazed, ancl still the wonller ~.rew. -
II I . I \cl carrv ·ill he knew. -Karl Huston. That one srna 1e,1c cou , . ' .
.. T;1on o·ocl of our Ic\o!atry, the Pre!>s."-T\mrlo ~rn1th.
:::. • • -·" !-Tarr)' I-Iarv1e "Like a steam-engme 111 trouse1 ~-~ ' •
.. AH is not bole\ that titters. ''-Clare Dougherty.
.. How delicious is the winning . .
Of a kiss at love's beginning.''-Louis (,'.·af10us.
. . _ \\· . ?"_\,Yvnatrec\ Gaston. ''Lady, wneretore ta , you so. •,. __
d I OT)' look -Dale Pei 1 y. ''Cassius has a lean an nm:::, _·
"Where did you get that pearly ear r .. . . . t t hear --\i\/il.liarn Shearer. Someone spoke anc\ it came ou o -•
I ·M ·s would .. \,Val ks with l\linerva's step w 1ere I a1.
, \ ,, C'are D0twherty. c1uake to tre,lc • -'' "' ., ,1 · .· Coo-0·1·11s . • t • ;,, ·1r1011e • "'"' • "\,\Those kisses put to leave their nes • -.1 ' s· 'ti
·I ·oa.cl"~Thnro m1 1. "There's villiano1.1s news a)1 ' • . I ' "-Ewart Jewell. . ~ . . \ 1 over shoes 111 o, e. • '·],or he was moie t 1a1 . 1 . ·\ t ''-Dee Simpson. -fo·ht o·entil m1g1 • 'Tle was a verray pe1 1::, :::. . t I le "-Dean Powell. . f d \ ve\come to ou1 a) • ·.'Sit clown and ee anc ' J 1 . . . . t "-Ewa1·t ewe .
"Nox noet1 111d1cat sc1en am. \' It" Wesely Osborn.
"By the, blue taper's tremb\in_gl 1g: \·t -,;-_John Knox.
. I t the waketu n1g 1 • ''Nomore wase , _ Ja,''--Mrs.!-lopkins. .
., A merry heart goes all the ~') •. -.· -wreaths.''-Track Squad. I b me\ with v1cto1 ious "Now are our )ows Ol I e my lips let no
"I am Sir Oracle, ancl when op
d . b ·k "-Llovcl l'l alvorson. . cl ·t "-Artie Appleton. og a1 • , let us loss an pa1 .
"Since there's no help, come ' . -cl satiety."-Jean Baker. -• knew love s ,,a "'Thou lovest but n er . , only friend
1 1 11e my love, 111) "I have lee\ 1er 101 -' ,, John Buchanan.
1•1 l er none -There is none He 1 ' • • , we "She can be as w1se as [' Ii·\r111e. ~-( . I "-lV !SS And wiser if she w1s 1es.
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HARDWARE
l'"lo\\'ers a11cl c;i l°Ls for all Occa-;ions
Tha11ks for your potro11agc
Hall's Floral Shop
Phone 166-J
Calavan Drug Store
l ie-1dquartcrs for School Supplies
DR. G. L. JORDON
Osteopathic
l'hysician and Smgeon
~:tate P.ank Bldg. Phone 148
PAGF: ONF: HUNDRED FOUR at
The Woodworth
Drug Co.
Ql".\LIT\' MERCI-IA\iDISE
at Reasonable Prices
FLOOD'S
Dry Goods Notions
Fnn1isl1i11gs
Albany-Magnolia
Laundry
Q 11al£ty f;l/ ork
Prompt Service
Phone SO
Imperial Cafe
P:\ T rvIURPT-rY, Proprietor
Ser·uice Qualify
BEAM AGENCY
General Insurance
133 Lyon Street Phone 475 R
Albany. Oregon ffatshHghts~~~ContinlUl.edl
"O Idleness, too fond of me
Uegone. I know and hate thee."-\\ 1esely Osborn.
"To111orrow we meet the same, then, clearest
Ma.y I tZ1ke yom h,mc\ in mine :-··-Dale Perry.
··u, what arc you waitin!:',' for here young man ?"-I-lob Tolvstad.
'·.-\h, me, foll surely is rny heart forlorn
To think how modest worth neglected lies."-i\fr. :\fondle.
"She with all the charm of woman.
She with all the breadth of ma.n.''-Hcnrieaa Stewart.
"The !oily oak iro111 a small acorn grnws."-.\llan .\clams.
"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge."-Allene :\fario11.
".-\ colleo·e ioke to cure the dumps.··-1-larry Harvie.
"There i: 11; other Royal path which leads to geornetry.''-\,Vesely Osborn.
·•Little pitchers have big ears."--Lloycl Halvorson.
"Oh, that this too. too solid flesh would melt,
Tha.,v ancl resolve itself into clew .• ,_ John Cox.
";distress of herself though china fall."--Julia Mcf\uley.
''Tell 111e not in mournful numbers life is but an
empty clream.''-Louis Grafious.
"\iVith Atlantean shoulders. fit to bear
The weig·ht of rnig·htiest 111011archie.:·-Alla11 .\clams.
Heard at N,ationai Guard: Al! those fond of music stef) f~nvard. .
V\fith visions of so·it jobs in the band, Cliff, Cochran ancl :M1~e stepped out.
.. • " ·l 1·t·· . "You fellows move that piano from the .. Now, then, yelled t 1e o !ce1,
nmin floor to the 2nd floor.''
"1 • ,.,,111·,1,,,_ she was visiting in Portland) : Turn on Traffic Cop ( to I,,, axme '
the o·reen light, lady!" I'm afraid the car's not equipped with
"'Maxine ( trying to find a switch) :
one, officer.
we :, . ~ide~1th was to be put in the jokes but as
By request -of the S. B. P'.e- f 1. had to io-nore the request.
could find no foll length p1ct1rre o 11111 we "'
Dr. Hart:
E. Jewel: - . ? , . ower known to man. \\1hat is the greatest wate1 p •
\iVornan 's tears.
. t to be a bachelor. Frank: I was cut ou
Frances: \Vho cut you out?
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.\lba11y. ( lregon
BARTCHER FURNITURE co. I SANTIA.M CHEVROLET co.
"E·ucrylhi11g for the J-Io111e"
'l'\le aim to conduct our busi11es3 1n
a way that will meet yom patronage I
415-421 Wesl First Street Sales 011d Ser-uicc
.\lbany, Oregon
Complete stock of genuine
Chevrolet parts
Albany Oregon .'\1111 work guaranteed Phone 720
Albany Printing Co.
S ociet3 1 and C 0111-merc·ial
JOB PRINTING
118 \i\f est Second St.
'The Elite
Cafeteria and Confectionery
Broadalbin Street
\\1. S. Dl_TNCAN, Proprietor Albany Auto Co.
Hockensmith & Templeton
Buick Automobiles
and Used Cars
Fred Dawson
Drug Company l,auppi was puzzlecl over the girl problem and discussed it with Alden.
"l've walked to school with IH:r three times ancl carried her books. I even
treated lier at Reicker\ l\ar twice. i\ow do you think I oug·ht to kiss her?"
Alden: Naw, you don't need to. You've done enough for that girl
,t1reacly.
\\.Iiss Irvine: \\/ho can giYc rne a sentence using the word avaunt?
Lanker: .\vaunt what, avaunt when, avaunt it.
:virs Hopkins: Can you tdl me who wrote Robin Hood?
Lloyd ll.: 1 used to know but 1 can't recall it now.
?vlrs. Hopkins ( speaking French) : Pardon!
Lloyd: Oh, yes. that is he. Queer how I would forget. 1 used to know
him so well.
The cop had his man and was about to arrest him for dashing his car into
one at a standstill.
"Name and address?''
Harney O'Rorke, Duncloran," said the motorist. _
"Oh, l came from that place 111ysel f," said the son of l re lane\.
the man in front for backin' into ye. c;oocl luck!"
1 f he kisses 011 the forehead he ad111ires her brains.
If he kisses 011 the cheek he is not afraid of lead poisoning.
But if he kisses on the nose he lacks experience.
I f, "
'f l -. L t· cla ·s. .. Tohnn)1 con jugate the ven ,o. eac 1e1 111 a 111 s . . • • • . 1 l ti o.-rl sittino-next to h1111. "I'll arrest
Johnny, not know111g-, as (el ie ::,1 -"'
''Darned if I know," was the reply, . . • -. v·
I \ ·t-JI ,ow clarnecl-1f-I-nare, da1necl-it-I-na I,
Johnny, rising,: "c arnec -1 --<1 • ' '
d,trnecl-if-I-natus.
I f e I to i;tive. . I t to Cochran w 10 re us ( ~
The usher passed the collect1on p a e • 1' ·l " .. . 1 1 . "It's for the 1eat 1en.
"Take some then, said tie us 1e1. • •
Friend:
Virginia: 11 • t reduce? Hello, Virginia; wa ong o
No; reduced to walking. ]'AGE ONE HUNDRED SEVEN
-Dr. M. R. Coo]ey
DENTIST
First National Bank Bldg. Phone 77
Albany Oregon
Craft's Market
342 W. Second St.
Eve. ything in Meat, Fish
and Poultry
A REVELATION TO
YOU WOl'l'IEN
who appreciate a little more art in
dress, a little more originality in
style and a little more fairness in
pricing-, our spring· apparel will prnve
a revelation. J. F. EMMETT
ALL LINES OF INSURANCE
lOG West Second St. Albany, Oregon
Albany Auto Electric Co.
E. L. KONZELMAN, Proprietor
Auto Electric Se1·vice
Willard Batteries
~lagoeto Electric Shop
42G W. First St.
If y.ou experience any car trouble­
Call 352-R
J. P. Aylward, Proprietor
"Where Exclusive Styles a1·e Shown"
ALBANY OREGON I Albany Oregon
f'n111pl<'IC Your Edncalio11 By Learning to Save
WE \VTLL HELP YOU
First National Bank
Albany, Oregon
PAGE ONE HUNDRED EIGHT liar. It has been with a great deal of
pleasure that we have helped
Jessica:
Perry:
Jessica: in making this annual possible
Cfhank you!
G. E. McCRosKEY
BALL STUDIO
Oh, Archibald, you English arc too slow.
I'm afraid I don't grasp you.
Yes, that's just it.
Rex: Once belone-ed to a multimillionaire. The car J have now ~
Jean: ·,~rho was the multimillionaire? You don't say. •1
Rex: .Mr. Fore!.
Ruth: I were not worthy of me. \;\/"hen you proposed you saic you
Sox:
Ruth: What of it?
1 were, you weren't a \i\Tell, I will say this much-whatever e se you
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ALBANY, OREGON Frank Taylor & Son
PRINTERS
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1'ln11e )()8-J l)clivuy Scn·icc Joe's Shine Parlor
White Front Cleaners
C. .\. I1\l~LTl,.\I \:'\ I lc1b l'lea11cd ,rnd l',J():_:k·cl !
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FU)\-\'ERS
ALBANY FLORAL COMPANY
331 W. 1st Street
FU )WER l'HU.\' E -l-S8-J
HUGHSON'S
Super Serv,ice Station
2nd and Washington
Gas -Oils -Greasing
Tires -Groceries
Car Washing
OPEN AT ALL HOURS CHAIN RED & WHITE STORE
Quality always higher than price
Phone 474 Ready and Willing
DEPENDABLE
ELECTRIC MERCHANDISE
MAJESTIC RADIOS
Ralston Electric Co.
310 West Second St.
Albany Oregon
Por Hefler Quality and Sen.'icc-Call at
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:-\Ll1.'\N11·s I.FADING l)F:PART.WENT STORE
The Fine~t Six on the ·Market
Hydraulic !!rakes ?-Of Course.
RALSTON MOTOR COMPANY
7th and Lyon Sts. Phone 170
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Barrett Brothers
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EVERYTllli\G T:\ J->r\I:'--!TS
Pictu1 e Framing-
FORTMILLER
FURNITURE
COMPANY Albany Iron Works
lV[asonic Temple Albany, Oregon
SHIPMAN'S
CAMPUS STORE
Confectionery and Groceries
Fountain Service
Across from -Albany College ALBANY, OREGON
FIRST WITH THE LATEST
IN FOOT,WEAlR
Buster Brown Shoe Store
Albany Oregon
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