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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 54, Number 23

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1990-05-18

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

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re-registration method used
ude11/S 1vill receive their class schedules 011
tmulny lhrouglt their cnniJ1llS boxes.
5 01'1 ERICKSON Student Art Show
h~t'• For the ccond term • unmng. the
!ract l'l!l~iuar's Olfiec has h)·pa..;scd the bullpen
wu1e of rcgisuulion in lnvor of more direct course wait h~1. wuh 82 students vying for
spot' in the Dynamic Earth cour~c .
Certain courses in the Communicauons.
Sodology/Amhrurx>logy, and P~ychology
dcpmuncnL<; also have wait lists, along with
one {Jcndcr Studtcs course •
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I ' •·""Utcr rq•htr.ltJon Whether or not the
mct.hod t.ruly turn~ out to be more.-cffcc ·
will be dec lllcd Mond.l y, when stud~·ntS
dv(, thc1r pn.Junmnr y course ltsts for the
I 990 term.
"1 thmk the new method ol rcgistmtion
gone well," snid Robert Wilkin, Regis­
. Witkin anclthc Registrar's Oflicc prefer
mputcr rcgistrntton over bullpen rcgisttll·
Wtth computcm•.c d rcgistiation. it i~
"'r to obtain complete infonnution about
"''"nt dcmund for particular classes.
When student course apphcations first
\'Cd in the Rt.~gbtrnr's Offlce last week,
were over 950 students who had to be
on wait lists. Through v.mous adjust
ts, Wilkin noted, that number ha.s hccn
in half When a c; l;tss devdops a wait list,
Rcgrstrar s Ofhcc culls the chair oJ the
· dl~J>UitJn ontund appnscs him or her of
uu.l11on. Th~ 'h.ur, .I long with the Reg
111r.u, then dc<.td~s whut ndjustmcnls arc
In order to cope with large wait lists, the
•no..:lr'!lr can decide to expand the cum:nt
luolhncnt for the class. creme new Sc.:<.;U\lns
tJ1e class, or, if applicable, reduce the
bcr of slots reserved for hrst year stu
Only lave departments hnvc courses with
't hsLs for the Fall 1990 term. lhc Art Dc­
llll\:int ha." watt hsts for tts Art H1story.
Dcsagn, and C'cmmtcs courses. The
stc.s Department has the largest "inglc· An add1ttonal huli(X'n sc~s ton wilt be held
Wcdnc. .. day Muy 23, from 6:00 until9:00 in
the evening Students who wuntto.Hidcaurscs
beyond the 18 hour limit or who are-unhappy
with the results nl pr~liminary rcgi.;tmtion
can go to the bullpen scs~ton and deal with the
departments dir..;ctly. According to Wilkin,
bullpen sessions still cxi:oil because of an
"emotional atUichmcnt" uf the faculty to the.
method, and because the method allows pro­
fcsso~ to give minor counseling to students
when the)' arc signmg up for courses.
''1 expect control of th(.. Rcgtstrur's Office
over registration will continue," said Wilkin.
W1lkin views tht. bullpen method as taking
control of rcgistruuon from the RegiSirM's
Office and puttmg tt.solcly .1tthc dcparuncn
tal level Ace unite figun.. s of student mtc~t
in pnn k ul,lf courses arc usually not a vatlnhlc
Lhrough the bullpen method.
However some fac.uhy view the new reg
1'\tmUon metltod us takinr too much control
away from the d'-partmems 'Tm not too
happy witl1 either (method ot rcgistrauon],"
saad Herschel Snodgrc~ss, Associate Profes­
sor of Physics "It's such a comphcatcd
process Other institutions make It much
s1mplcr," he added
Snodgrass thanks Lcw1s & ('lark should
cxamme the rcgastmtion pohc.1c:-o of other
colleges. like Reed College an Portland.
Sw1tching from the present quarters system
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plwto Lly 1 Orrl/(1 ~ocltt:r
The All Student Art Show will contiuuc m the Pm1sche Room until May 26
Four media head positions filled
UY RU'n 1\.\.t KO<J rr:R
The Student Communicutions Boanl
(SCB) had one ofit's mo.st c:<citing meetings
in years last wee~ with the highlight of the
meeting being the competition for the Pio­
neer /..Qg editorship. The SCB mccL'i every
year to chose the heuds of all the sludcnt-run
media services: KLC, t11c wg. t.hc Maidian,
the: l'iem Ku'tltah, thcl.it R,:vicw, ficwrc 'Jlti.~
rrodm.uons and the SCB chair for the next
year. "We had three applicauuns for the Log
~editor. which is more than we • vc had an years.
That made it very exciting but very di I lieu It,"
said Lauric Matthc~ 'S. current l..og cdnor.
"The suppon for the three cundidatcS ".~
e~trcmclv di\ idcd between the commiucc
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members. 'The two rcprcscntaU\'CS ol f11 wre
Thi~ frodtlt.tions, Ariel Fmgcr and Seth
Etlclstcin. had to .. ab~min smcc they couldn't
agree on one person "
Corttitwed vn flll8t: 4
latt-Howard contestant victorious at Mr. LC contest
r. Odell's talent co111petition protested duri11g pngea11t
YUJ..:l ECUC'III
The Mr l C' contest, one of the ttadtuona l events on the l C
lamnns, sponsored by <iOFA. was held Sunda) afternoon m Adam Guenther the Odell reprcscntauve m the wlcnt ponion
or the compcuuon A few studcnL~ approached the judge" to say that they would
protest if Guenther won_ Another student tc k t.hc m•c-ro­
phone and ao;kcd the audience to send a lcucr to the f>aonecr
I og il they were repulsed by Gucn1J1cr's act.
"'~•nm Dmang llallan 1 cmpkton C'ollcgc Center.
The Mr LC o1 1990 was Mr Platt/Heward, Gary 'I imm,
first year student, \\ ho rc{.cl\ cd pnlcs of a cto,cn roses and
gaft ccrtiiicatc lor u dinner at Chct. Jo"~-Timm said that he.
h "honor~d" lor being cho,cn, and said, .. It's rc"lly n good
tc~t. I think it should he u bigger tical and studcnl'i should
more invol\'cd." He also added tl1althc best thing ahont
contest tor him was the opportunity to make people laugh
IJUl(l lO SCC the l'lljOylllCill Of\ thC fX'UplC S laCeS
With :>00 spec t;Um s. fewer thun lust year. uccordinpto Jcn
r.&J;\llc, <>nt.• ol thl' thr~~ oq~.mlll'rs fwm SOFA 11u.·rc wei\:
contcsWnl'l rcprc"cmmg <'uch donn: Stewart. Platt/
"""'ani. Copeland, Odell, and Akm. who comrx•tl'd for the
rlaon of Mr.l.C 1990.
Th~:. l:Ontt. .,t, a parody ol th~: Miss America Pagcnnt.
ludcd three pmuort ~: evening gown, ~wimsuit. nndt.1lcnt,
also int.•ludcd a pcr..,onahty category where th~ contest­
!~ where asked ~nmc quc..\tions. such us. "What docs the po·
'tiun of f\.-h. LC mcnn to you'!".
lhc comcsmnb were cvuhmtcd by live jud1rcs who scvrcd
llth.•m on the basis ol aud1cnce response. The judges trndition·
> h.:td ~en tl1e woml'n .It tJtc food ~rvicc. but tl1is ycur,
"""~-•u sc ol Mother's D.ty. four other woml!n and one mnn
ltrom stud~.:nl organmtuons took tllCtr place
nu.:. audtt·nc~: seemed to Cll.JOycd the overall event, c.:: vcn When Guenther came on stage with his two goldfish, a
female student m tltc aud1ence jumped up fnlm her chair.
Atr. LC, Cary Tirmn (riglll), thnt&h his tniUUlgc:r, 1\drDrl
Lor~g, backstagt•.
dppro.tthcd the st.ag\!. pointed atGncnthcr and .said. "Goldli h
have nghts too, you know." [n rchutml to this protc t,
Guenther satd "Sushi." Sancc the inctdcnt. Gucn1J1cr hn been cnllcd ·' "gollifi h
murderer" m SAG;\ and oth\!r places on C.."Hmpus.
"The)' \\Crc very vocal,"smd Ca ·tJe. "Too bad that people
had to bring upot.hc[ i. -.ucs, such as the right! of the goldfish."
In l~JCI, many "tudcnL._JiJ.:cd hts "talent."
Untonunntcly,manydishkcdtt .... Ihch~cgl)ldh hwa n't
appropriat ".'' s:ud Kathryn Stucky, n ti~t ycnr tudent. Sum
rasher, sophomore, said. "'The compctiuon on the whole" ns
better than 1.1·t )'~r. hut p.1ns ol the tnlcnt cumpcuuon
•• wcro ... unrtccctsary •
Gur.nthcr ~itl tl11..· rewmn h(' ~"'allowed Inc goJdfi. h \VIC'
hccau"c h~ was told to be as l)ll-lhe-w:Jit !LS r»o:siblc, and rhut
wns us oil as hl' CllUid thmk ol. "ll I were at Oreg'-ln "UlLC,
Univcrsuy ol Oregon, or Lmhcld College, the gol1.lfi ·h ttl I·
dent would JUSl be u big laugh. But hc.rc. lJUSl get yelled ut,"
smd G ucnt.her.
lltc contcsl.t"U whole w-.1 hcucr than la."l year. uocording
to Jcn Castle and othc~ . The particip~mlS were mt rc \:nthu­
siustie about the rom petition .md had murc fun.
"lie didn't have to s"'31lo" th~ goldfi h, but the people
who ro5JXmdc.O to it tOOk it too scriou 1)·. nmlthm llcuu ted
I rom the\\ hole. event," commented Cu tic.
"The people on this campu" are prot"stmg lms of things,
but they rnu t kc"'p it within the bound· of de cncy ," lh.l
Guenther, "but. o far a." t'm con~.:t:mcd, the gotdli h mcidcnt .... uugh part of 11 was controvcrstal. Several studems were
~~ •"'.,"''uu-.. by the fuc.t that two goldfish wore swallowed by
~9ol~====~~==~~~~~~============~==================================== The t:ornplumt .., contmued after Gucnth~:r's talent portltm. 1~ wutcr under the bndgt•, and l'm over wnh it." Attacked tud nt urge others
to protect tl1 n1 elve
An attempted rape c urrt"d on curnpus M,l) 4 whik ll student wns
v. alldng horne from th~ RocJ.-1 /lorror PlWirt• Slw» ~hown on lower
cnmpus
An anonymous tcuer was sent to the campus community by the
student, urging "omen "not to v.nlk with anyone whom they don't
know they can 1rust. John Schneider, Dean of Students. suggests thnt
all tudcnts:
1) Prole t thcmsc tves. and usc the escort sc.l'\ tee when they nrc and/
or feel vulnerable
2) Call the police, securit)'. or college ~taff immediately if they arc
threutcned or attacked in an)· wa)'
3) Be sure they k.now and/or U11St the people wtlh whom Lhey
n c;octnte
Graduation peaker receive honorary
degree from Board of Trustees
Fred Fncndly, Professor Emcntus of Journalism nt C'olumbiu Uni­
vcrsuy, wtll be glving tho commencement speech for the undergraduate
sc hoot on June 10. The honomry degrtc of Doctor of Human lUes wtll
he conferred upon him b) the LC Board of Trustees :11 that time for h1s
"di tinguished scrvico in using the media to promote thoughtful disc. us
10n of poliucal and ethical issues,"
Anotoly A Sobchnk, Professor of law ml.cningmd University, will
be giving tht: commencement address mthc Law School commence·
menton May 27. He will be av.arded un honor.lt)' Doctor of Laws for
his .. ouL~tanding contribution to the advancement of the rule of law in
the So\'ict Union."
Pri~illa Collins, Chair of King Broadca.'\ting Co., will give the
nddrcssutthccommcncemcnt ccr~monics of the Gruduntc School She
"all be confcrcd "ilh an honorary degree of Doc tor of Human Letters
for hcr"dcvouon to human rights and for her efforts in promoting world
pc.lCC."
Original1nu ic to be performed
"Unh&:'.rrd Voice.;,·· a concert of originnl mu ic composed by Gr:mt
Ed\\1lrdo;, "Ill be presented Saturday, May l Q, :.tt 8 p.m., in Agnes
Flunagnn Chapel.
The mixture of modem, contemporary, folk, und electronic music
iocuses on the environment and world pence. Performers include
Edwnrds on vocals and symhc.sizer: Ren6 Sopko, marimba and piano;
Andrew Weltman, guitar; Cathi Pad·s. flute; Chri tina Lee, cello; Jodi
Eichelberger, back-up vocals; John Jenkins, drums; and Sam Fisher,
Bnss.
The concert h free and open to the public.
ubject needed for p ychological
tudy of gender difference
F. Heuer, Jcntfer Angell. and Caroline Dorman • .ue looking for
subjects for a psychological stud} of }lender differences in response to
various ·timuli. ParticipanL'i need only watch a 15 minute slide show
and fill out n questionnaire after one or two weeks.
Participants will receive homemade chocolate ch1p cookies and be
chgible to win a $50 lottery. The ~tgn up sheet is posted out5tdc of lab
0 (Carol CappeUi's lab) in lhe Psych/Bio building.
For further information contact Caroline Dorman at ns. 7178.
Cabaret!, An evening of jazz,
scheduled for evening of senior party
Students who want lO expenencc great jau by the hkes of Cole
Porter. George Gershwin. and Stephen Sondhctm can go to Cabar~ tl on
Friday, May 25 in Stamm Danmg Hall.
Enjoy classic jlll..l runes from lhe 20's, 30's, and onward dunng an
evening of mustc from lhe Lewi~ and Clark concen Ch01randJ all Band
for only S2 (students} and ~3.50 (general admtss1on) Dcssen from
PaJXl Hoydens (the premtcre dcsse,n cafe of Pontand) 1s mcluded.
ll could be a great way for semors to kack off o great cvemng before
the Senior Party. wuh great music and greut dc~scns . T1ckets are
limited, so reserve them m the Music Office: whtlc you sull can.
Meet one of the candidates for
Vice President of Student Affairs
Dr. Charles Schroeder, from St. Louis University, will oo toter­
viewed on campus Tuesday. May 22.
StudentS are encouraged to meet with him from 3 to 4 p.m. in the
Akm lounge. There 1s also a sesston for the entireLC community from
l lO 2 p.m. lhe same day, in the Counctl Chambers .
PAGE2 . . . . ASLC a~
con t i mwl it om l'fl.\t' om·
to a -;cmcstcr~) ~tcm would cut down
one onco thml of the prohlcm, he
SUI(!
"~1)' higgcstl'occl i~ lluu people
can't tell whnt clnsscs hnvc been
filled " )nodgmss is concerned thnt
the ~tdJustmcnts thnttake plucc be·
tween lhC. Registrar und the depart·
mental chmr o(tcntime~ result in
putting many ~tudcnts into cours s
they do not wnnt. The student" then
rc..,cnl that placement. nnd in frus·
trntion, tum their abuse on the pro­
fessor
"We have always hnd a problem
wuhovcr subscnpuon," sa1d Ac:so
cJate Professor Peter C'hnstcnson,
Chair of the Communications De
pnrtmcnt The Commumcnuons
Ocpnruncnt ha~alwnys Lncd to keep
limits on clnss enrollment, limus
thnt Chnstcnson feels tho LC stu·
dent has n nght to expect
"However, even with limits, our
courses ha,·c overflowed under nny
system,' h saad Christenson be·
lievcs lluu undcrstaf ftng is the muin
problem fnc.mg the Commumca
uons Department in terms of meet
ing student dcmnnd. There are
around 170 Communicmions ma­
jors nt LC, and only live faculty in
J\~ ~<:QUAL OPPORTl '~ll\' cw.
POR1'l l~llY 1hc Hen IJIIdcr Hn·
allde nu\\ ace'-mg aclf·motivatcd,
t;rooJH1nc:.rlled aru-1~. aclh ms and
1~nlled and unskilled "orkcra for a
People Of Color Br~gade to ~tcanagua
tht5 fall. Call Ponland Connto Suter
Ctt) ProJect. 233-5181
Roommate \unh·d for one room avul·
able tn 1 lhree·bcdroom apt. Wather/
dryer, S28S per monlh. Kcar St Vmcc:nt
lloJpatal, '' atlablc M•> I. T~ta dl)'l
@ 220·2246 & l'Vc:J@ 297•5901!
~ccd t').lflt c~a~h7 We can provsdc you
weekend and/or \\ cd.da)' emrlo)·mcnt
that "'til acoomodate )'tllsr clau .chcd•
ulc. Flex1hlc: hours •nu locauon Most
JOb• SS/hour and up Call Mtkc or Steve
@ 243·2444.
Wtr-. J\ HA\\AIIJ\ lli VACATlON OR
81(; C'RJo"FN 1 V PI LS RAJSF UP
TO Sl400 '"'JUS l lO OJ\ YSIII
ObJccuvc: Fundnahcr
Commnmcnt : Minamal
Money Raue $1400
Cou: Zero Invenmenl
7"196
•1!.t't-Pi8 . the dcpurtmt.'.nt The C'ommurucu
tions Dcpartmcm•s presently amcr
vaowmg candidntcs for n new on"
year posttton for the ocndcnuc ycnr
1990 <>I. The deptaruncnt hos nlso
npplted lor n new permanen t fuc
ulty position. along wtth rnnny otllcr
departments
The new computer registr,tuon
is "no worse, no better" than bull
~n rcglslt"'llon, in C'hriqenson 's
view. The b1ggcst stumbling block
the new method presents the de
partment ts the lock of prcreg1~Lra
uon capabihllcs. "Prercg1sttnuon
as dead under the new system, and
c;tudents nrc unhappy obouL H," sn1d
Chnstcnson . A system wilh more
allowances in terms ofprcregistra­
uon would be preferable, he sn•d.
Student opinion on the rcgtstta­
taon molhod vanes. "ll' s kmd of cf
fc.ctive," sa ad first-year student Janet
Mtllcr ''The rcgistrnuon tells them
what we want to take!' Mtllet hk
encd the new regtstrauon method to
the "Dollar Vote" pnnctpal m cco­
nomtcs.
Admn Cunnmgham, njunior, has
more rcscrvaoons about the sys
tern. "h 's more cfflctcnt, if more
impersonal,'' she smd. "But it • s
only a step toward modemi1.ation ."
"Scn10rs should dcfmitely get
C~mp111 Ofji.U117.4tiOOI, clubs, fraU, JOron•
ue« edt OCMC: (800)932·0Sl8J(ROO)
9Cj0 1!-172, C.'\t 10.
A'n'EN'ltO~ Hl1U~C1 Government
Jobs· your re 17 840. S69,4RS. Call
I 602·838·8885. F.X1', R 12200.
Students" ho "l~h to ~~tablhh a p~:n
pill w1th a penon from a foreign oounary
•hou1d send their nt.me, addreu,agc:, IU
and countnea or intcreJt to: Or. Don Per\.;·
1na, Oregon Department of F.ducauon, Sa·
lcm, Ortgon 97310 or caU (503) 378·
5585, Currently intcrcscs e.Uus for pen
pals located tn Japan and Turkey.
J\Tl'F .;\,.10~ . EAR ' \101'-.E\ '1 YP·
INC AT l10MF! $32.,000/ynneonte
poccnual. Dcuada, 1~ ·838-8885 EX 1'
T-12200.
ATTF''\TION : URN MONk:Y
WATCtn G TV! $32,000/ ycat income
potential Dc~.tila 1-602-838 888S JiXT
TV 12000.
PETITIONERS NEEDED: OREGON
MARlJUANA INlTlATlVE UrJently prtoruy over freshmen," she tmpor a1
Dy gwing freshmen hro.;t shot ov DARCY A. V AJlNTl
nl mtroductory level courses, ·Olere 1s trcmend•
mnkc.~ It very dtfftcult for ;)~or wtdo concern that stui
or thutl y<.'ar student~ to arenotbeingadequat el
muJors lf a student •s two or on major issues ut Le'A
years ulong in n ccnain licld Many studentS feel th
then decides to swuch, it won enough student inputt
prove very chfftcult for htm to uu1t dcctstons nre m01
up the necessary tntrodunn don't know who lO cc
courses in thot new fceld under have a concern or w•
prc,ent registration policy volved in the desccaor
frc~hmcn pnoruy also makes ·~w1 The mn.in purpose 1
ftcuh on transfer students who represent the ~tudenu
also trying to ptck up prcrequ counc1l serves as a lu
sho sntd the admm1strauon an
Yet another chango an body. ForLhlS link to 1
uon technology Is being the ASt C' needs Lo b<
by the Rcgastrar's Ofnco. student concerns nnd 1
tone regisLrntion by phone is ASI Cofficcrspos tan!
cntly used by approximately 10 offtce hours and arc 2
cent of the nauon's colleges by appomuncnt
umversttics, nnd it is now There are many po.
cons1dcrcd for LC. pon.ant commttucs Lh
According to Wtlkln, the hllcd by cnthustasuc
tone 1dea has been presented to n\!w ideas. ASI C 1
cumculum commtttcc. That r:vcry Thursday mght
mlltee endorsed the tdea tn t\SLC Lounge and tt
ciple Tho tdca wtll now be o(h;n to the whole Lc1
cred at the next faculty mccung
there ts no adverse reaction,"
Wllktn, .. 1 would expect the
system to be in place m 12 to I
h •• mont s, Possibl
B'r CARRW BoNNlCR
Earltcr this year a
submlllcd to ASl C st
Lewis and Clark • s co
and black be changed
up at an ASLC rnccu
and as curremly on lh need• pc:t.ltionen C'tmtllCl flloyd (dl
72t 1882 Nothmg dcftniLc
C'11moro IROQ 7., '1-'lOP, 19891!2, been done yet but s<l
'7 S htrr, bnght blue automauc, fully lJCS are bcmg consad
lollded, under 6000 mtles, S15,580. '"''I the proposed color co
(urJan @ 21S -463 7. navy and Stiver, or hgl
Onr '"•Y llckrt 10 t.~ An&:dc • Let\
Ill¥ Monday, June II al 3.50 p m., S
Contact Sanah 11 liA8S7 or bo\ 113t.
S l'l-01! "'1 S1 you can eam o.tra SSS
and atill have run lhiJ swnmcrl VOLT
undenllnds that •ummen are pretty
spc:ciatlo atudc:nu, but that you also
need h) eem ~'SS m o"lc:r to have FU~l
You can have 11 all Wllh VOLT Greal
Jobs, Ions and •hon term, all shlfu
Vancouver, Portland, and 1uno1•ndsna
areal Oreal recognition and ra!cml
programa. VOl! have JoOI Cor you In
Sp~c:c offtoe "ulamauon, Clent·al,
Auembly, l.iaht Tnduttna.l CALL
VOLT TODA VI Duvcrton 641 771A
Ponland 221 3332, Vancouver 213-
4344 Or write VOLT, c/o Stephanie,
972.S SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy,
Suite 100, Beaverton . OR 97005.
~~seLnate Vulent.mc, student-at
admimstraUve QSSISU
st.resSes, however, Lh
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M4ml-t!JL.r~-~'8-~at•1!~7'-ln Tokyo 1111
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And Into A New To
No Down Payme ~
No Payments For
Three Months!
Congratst After
2,000cups fm0i.~H.iUA; 1tM 1892 3'l«t'I~Q: ·
(Bec:nelot .I;IJ:.0!1tCIU114> :'f!!08~!t ••M•
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youre out of
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w1th a new Toyota f'
Graduate Anance
wheel of a brand n
say "Cum Laude "
down and nothing, ASI.JC asks for student input in making
a important decisions, representing students
BY DARCY A. vAl EN'tlNF
There is ttemendous campus·
wtdo concern lhat student mtcresL~
BtC not being adequately represented
on major 1ssues m Lewis and Clark
Many students fool lhot there 1sn 't
enough student input before impor
wnt dectstons o.re mude Students
don't know who to contaCt. tf they
have a concern or want to get in
valved m the dCSICIOn making.
The mwn purpose of ASLC is 10
rtpresent the students at LC The
l.llltl counc1l serves as n hason between
lhe admmistration and lhe student
body. Forth1s hnk to be successful,
the ASLC needs to be mformcd of
student concerns and opansons All
ASLCofftccrspostandkccpwcckly
offtcc hours und arc also avaalablc
by appoanuncnt
Thcrt nrc many postt1onson im·
portnnt commltucs thOL need lo be
filled by CnthUSIDSliC people With
new adca.' ASl C mccungs are
every rhun;day mghl ut .5.30 in lhc
ASLC l oungc <tnd the meeting IS
•nn,ri.l o~n to the whole Lewis ~tnd Clark community To be placed on the
agenda for the next meeting, please
contact Liz Friedman.
Currently ASLC 1s d1scussing
the possibility of changtng the
school colors. Direct your tdcas to
Darcy Valenune af you would lake
to make any suggestions
The ASLC lounge IS located on
the bouom Ooor of Templeton
beneath the mad room and •t 1s open
from 8 a.m untilll p.m every dny.
L1z Friedman-AS LC Pres1dent
Office hours· M, F 9·30.1 1 '30
am
Sagnla Ratanyaka V .P. for Budget
and Finance
Of11ce hours. M F 10~30
11.30 am.
Vu.:tonn Mosley V P. for Student
Acndcmtc Affa1rs Board
Ofracc hours T, Th 9 30
ll '30 am.
Jcn Castlt .V .P. for lnformouon
nnd Programing
Office hours: T, Th 12:30·
2 30p m AryaHak1m V .P.forfntemauonal
Students
Office hours· T, Th 11.30-
12.30 p m.
Huns Nyhus Student at Large,
Charter Commss~on Chair
Office hours; M-P 10:30-
ll 30 a.m.
OaiCy A. VaJentme-Studenl at
Large, A.A for S.A A.B
ocrice hours: M. W 9:30·
II 30 a.m
Geoffrey D. Owen-Student at
Large
Office hours: T,Th 9-10:30
am
Lisa Lrunpcrt-Studcnt at Large
Office hours~ M 2-1 p.m., T
noon 1 p.m.
Tony Schmidt Student m Large
Olf1cchourl . T,lll noon-lp.m.
B1lal Qutut> -Student Communi ­
c.auons Board Chwr
OHJtc hours: Th 3-4 p.m.
Gary Atkol f -Ch1cf J usticc
Office hours M. W. F' 2-2:30
p.m.
Possible color change in store for LC I,"
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Enrhcr th1s ycur a proposal was
submatted to ASLC suggco;ung that
l-ewis and Clark's colors of orange
and black be clulngc<l It was brought
op at an ASI C mcctmg lust wtntcr
and 1s currently on the agenda.
Nolhjng dcftnilc has actually
been done yet but some po~stbih
ucs arc bcmg considered One of
lhc proposed color combmauons as
navy and salver, or hght grey Darcy
Valenune. student-at large and the
adrntnislt3Uve ass1stam for SAAB,
sLrCSSes. however, that "nght now it's just in l.hc infonnauon gmhcr­
ing prcx.css." No dcciSlons will be
made walhout the mput of the sUI
dents but lh1s c.an only happen 1i
people arc wdhng tO take some ume
and make suggesuons
Oncofthc things that may have
started Ul.e ~h for new c.olors
was the football team's new um
forms. They are black and stlvcr
and were used dunng thts past sea
son The proposed dark no.vy and
grey combmauon would be constS·
tem w1lh this
Another aspect of change Lhat is being considered has to do with
the LC logo. The familiar profiles
of LC may be rnodJficd along with
any poss1blc color alternuon
Student mput is very tmportant
and Valcntmc encourages anyone
who hus an opa.nion on th•s subJect
to vo1cc it Student mput wtll be
taken to the executive council and
r.hcn on to the administrat1on. a.n
cludmg ~1dcnt Michael Mooney.
Th1s may be done by coming dt
rectly to the ASLC lounge or by
puwng a note an her campu.-; box
2837. She IS also willing to talk
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653-1300 Weekly ASLC Update
The purpose of the ASLC update ·~to provide a means of commu
ntcauon between the As.~iated Students of Lewis and Clark (ASLC)
Student Counc 11 and the LewiS and Clark Commumly by mfonnang the
campus of Lhe evenLil and activllles of the LC swdent Government.
The followmg as a summary of what the Counctl has uccomphshed
in the pasl week
• The regular mccung ume for ASLC Swdent Counc1l is Thursdays
at 5 30 m Lhe ASLC lounge.
•The Counc1l allocated SSO COt postage for the NEA letter writing
co.mpatgn.
·Cop•c.s of the ASLC ConsLiLUtion can be obtained in the lnforma·
tion and Programmmg Office, located in the ASLC lounge
•Cop•es of the No Fault Function Checklist can be obtamed in the r
& P offic.c loc.atcd m the ASLC lounge Th1s c;hecklt~t is helpful in
organtJ.ang all sorts of acuvaues on campus.
•An ASLC'bulleun board iscuTTCilllyondlspla ydirec:Llyacro ·s from
the Tr.ul Room next to the Book\tore Watch l.h;.Jt board for information
concemmg all ac;pccL\ of student govemmcnL
·Any student group who needs meeung space can reserve the ASLC
lounge by comacung ASLC Secretary Marceline C;;mtcrbury in the
ASL C loung\;; or at c~t. 6797
For funhcr mformauon on student government. call ext. 270.t drop
a note 1n bo:~~o 140. or visn the. ASL C lounge.
Student Voices ------------------------A lcaturcofthcASI .. C Update. Student Voices will providedcscnptions
ol important college. committees on which studentS serve. ac; well as u
lio;t of those students.
SECURITY TASK FORCE
Geoff Owen is hcuding this ~k force of scv~n students rccommcndctf
by their dorm councils. The purpose of the force IS to commun&c:.uc
~tudcnt sccunty needs to the Lcw1s and Clark security stafl, u well as
to bcucr ~tudcnt rclntions between student. and secumy staff. More
infonnauon Qn be ohtaincd from Gc.oft Owen, LC bol'. 140, or c.Juring
his oJ fice hours in the ASt C Lounge.
with .myonc who may have ques­
tions or conc.cms. f fer C:\tcnsion is
4041. tion, will a"k people if they even
wunt a change in Sl:hool colors and
will cncoumgc studcnL-t to suggest
color combm.lllon s. ASLC is also conSJdcring plac.
ing an ad in the Log s1mtlar to last
week's ad whtl.h nskcd wh~mcr
Templeton should be designated
srnok.mg or non smoking. The new
ad, man attempt to solicit panicipa· But some student: lex I !hat tho
propowl i~lfisluJicrou s ... lthmk
people can fand better way ·to spend
t.h<!ir umt than Lhts. lt'. a wa tc."
saic.J Charles Sanderson, junior.
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5!12
5/13
5/13
5/13
S/14 Copeland --~dntosh stolto
Pdmphn ... Su~picious male in women's bnthn.10m. lre.\fl<L"i.\ing.
Subject apprehended nftcr foot chase by Portland Po lie~ and LC
security. Su~pcct had two oulStu.ndmg w.trr.mL~.
Pondcrost~ -Loud no1sc compluanl. Dump\ter pushed down gm-:
b road.
Akm-Two Ooor tamps ~tt'llcn from lounge.
Alder . -Pc~on auempt.:d to enter private dorm room w1lltont
• pc!mll. MOO.
Spruc~~tudent fell and injured hc3d. went tn hospunl.
Tcmpletml -Un54!cured d()()f$.
Plallfom1 -Un~curcd doo~ .
Mani.Jnita -Bjke tire ~tolen from storage morn.
Susp1~ IOU\ person on c.ampu~.
Copeland- Two bikes stolen frvm loungt'
T mach me at Into d~ found orM:.n.
Editorial Board
t...:&une Mntlh ew~. Edilor in Chief
Debora Jorgensen. Mnnagmg Editor. Rust.tm Kocher, New' Ediwr. Jcntl)'
Brown, Forum Editor, Julie Ven11bl~ Pctuures Editor, Tom 1\m:yro. Spur!$
B<.htor, MRU Smlth. Publ1ck Ck"un1:nc:es. : Tony .a Kochc.c, Photo Editor:
Mch~sa Lun, Produc uon 6di1or. Je\Stca l..cwis, Copy Lditor. Scott Sn\lth,
Advc.rtismg Manager, Oc:nLoo;~ W~bbcr, Cin:ulation MIUU"a
StArt
Dllvid t\da.m ~. Kimberly AttUl, Ruma B:mdo. SU/JC Bcnnc1. Canic Ronner,
Sharon Chi, O:tvid Craig. Ton)' Da' i-1, Y uk1 Eguchi. Scan Erickson, Liz.
Fhnn. Jeannie Gunter, Dave Jatbon. ~lie Jorgcn.~cn. Molly l..udncr. Malia
Morley, Shatuhm MulJi.,on, Etlccn Niuler. Muigas Njugwta. Don f'llul Mic:sict
Rc:mml'rs , Dakota Snuth. D1ana Tur<.o, Shcda Ward, David Webster, Jeff
Young
Pholographl!r:s ~ Brie Mor:;c. Rob Pearson. Mark Peterson. Kc.n PoAJCt.
M'"c Schotland
ompuler CotWJlt;,an t~ Rob Dilling
,\dvl,or: Pcacr Cbti!'ltcn~n. . of Commwtacations, Cho.ir
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\\\ RU~iMl Kcx tli.N 1, ll 1 hu.;, dogs on am pus\\ all '<:otm physic.tl contml dcvic(' not hl C..\-
01'1 FRh. sn~ he suhJl' 1 to 1\ lullnom 1h Count} l C'<.'<l l'ight fcl 1 Ill kngth :111d umkr
t\ 1\l''' ,, 1\) of tlcnhng w11h un-,1111111al comml hn', nnd ~ lultn,,muh till' physicul l ~lntrol ot a 1.,ilp.1hk
lcnshr!Cl d<>g' nn campus "ill he 0\1111) Animal Control olh1.·cr~ will pen-on •·
u"' tllllr the rom.umkr ot the (' .. lr, hn' l'th1.· right In C(\llll' on campus to Wl \\.'ant tht• stmlt.•ms to know
due 10 the numocr nt cumpl:unt~ enforCe the nnimal ~t.11u1c-. lur thl' thai security i, \dth the-student ,"
ub< tnlhc dogs:-ocunt\ ha-.rroC'h cd, ount)'· Although LC '" pri\'utl' said Carrol, .. If "<)me one 1s going to
m.unlly from mruntcnunl cor hllll'C· property, u is abo open m the pub-haven dor on campu'\, on u lr~l'"h ol
kccpmg flCN.'Onncl. A rx-nnnncnt lie. "hid1 nl.lkc-. it a public arc: I. course. thl''l should f\ .. gtstcr II \\lth
dog poh ) ,, ttl b-." mldrcl to th • tuhnomah c,,unty Ammul Con-us so that tl-ll get~ loose and cause-.
tud m hnndt k n :\t , c.nr. Cur· tmll:m ... tm~~ = problems we can keep it out (\f tht'
rent!) tltl' handbooJ.; ,., , ~I(J of su~ h .. t\mmal'\ .1t l.uge nro nn) pound .md Wlll~trt the pcr.->on."
:1 poh ~. orrording ---------------------- Ho" "·vcr, not .111
10 Ac ung rx~m \ll It w \\. i lJ pr 0 b a b I y 11 0 t ee ol the dog-. on carnpu'
tudcn~ Johu Sch- moe owned by l ( ~tu
nddlr, t hetl1 [the Mu I tnon1ah County dents, and Ctrrol -..ud
1bc ne" p<'!hcy that, ''if the dogs are
•smrc--ron~toth~ Anit11al Control 01Ticer ] rromarounuthcarca,
tni.\0)' problem' stu- theowncrsoroc.allcd "
dcnts,muintCilHilCC, unle thcr iL an incident" .. We WllJ proba
hou,ckccpmg per· bty not sec them I the
~onncl. faculty. B . d Ca ol Dt' r ctor of Multnomuh County
mJnunbtra iClf'· and --fl n a rr ' Ammal Control off•
, ,,itor~ have en- · cers) unless ll1crc ''
countered \\Hh the e Urlty an tnctdt:nt ..
roaming dogs on Poster" about
campus.
"Th~ hig L.;uc is the safety
thtng," s:ud sccuntythrcctor Brinda
c .• m11. "There are documented
cas ' of dogs biting and scaring
flOOJ'lC on C!lmpus. There t'\ the
food i uc tcx1-Murriot could get
dosed down bccnusc or thr dogs
"htch go into th~ l'r.nl Room 31ld
Sag.l." animals c eluding cats, thm: arc
not phySJtally restrained, on pn
v,atc proJX rt)' (including motorized
''rhictc.o;) with the pcmt iss ion of the
pmpeny owner, in a manner that
ph) sicallyprcvcn ts the am mal from
leaving that property or reaching
any public an·.a": or, when not in
compliance wuh lltc nbovc:. 1s not
rcstr'Jincd by a lca!-ih,tcthcr or other
oar lca"hmansh1p wi U be po"tcd around
com pus. and pamphlets\\ •ll at.;o tx
avnilablc m the sccumy offic.c tn
order to tnform stude-nts funhcr on
the leash law
Carrol also welcomed any stu
dents who would hkc to talk about
the maucr to come talk to her or LC
officer J. Wenmnn
•
or ... Media head decisions
tontinuc:ti fr(ll/l I'"S" ont'
Commumc~111ons pmlcssor and
SCH m('mh ·r 1\ tu ( hristcnstHl
agrc\!d. "Tins '' ns lhl' mmt
comJX'ttliW fume ('r l..og ctlunr
uppl ira I ion pnx.I!..SS I've l'\'l'r 'l'"'"
It w a-. a n .. al lu'\ury tn huvc that
many intcrcstmg an< I qual! ficd
people apply for the position.··
·n,c !oil" lccttons an·: Aaron Barr, 'ditor ol I he J1iuncc•r l..og; Dana
to. lc l..men. K t .. C !\tat ion nmnngcr,
\ashi OtallUSh'in, ~.·ditor of Ylfttt
k untolt; und Gary Schmidt, SCn
chmr.
Positions for tht Me ridimt, flc·
lurr. rJus Produwon"' ,md the Lit
rc•,·i(•w Ill\' still unfilktJ h~l-au~c. no
<1pplications were received by the
first tlcudlme.
Mock trial ~ l1 ld at Law Scl1ool
lt'l ToM n •\\ IS
St t) Ia\\ ycrs \\ttl convcn~c ~m
thl~ Northw~.·stcm School of 1 a\\'
for Ut"' Oregon Tn.1l Advo~ ... ac.)
A{'nucmy on l\•tay 17 to t<> The
intcn~aw thn•e·dny event ts de
sagnctl to provtdc less t.lxpon~; ·ncrtl
lnwycrs wnh l'xen:tscs und cntiqucs
by CXIX'rtcnccd allorneys. 1 he
Academy was<"'rganued by a panel
of Law School Alumm.
''Th • academy' ObJC<..liVO,"
~Ultcd Law School sources, "i lo
ans\JCC' a wcll-t.raincd Oregon trial
bar and to provide nn "·ffccuvc
hands· on method for teaming pro·
fe\..\jonul ll'i11l advocacy.''
The cours..: wtll rocus upon a
mock trml tnvolving an automo­
bile acctdent and pcrson.11 mjury
lawsuiL After hslcmng lo present
e~ I..'X lntn various aspects or trint pf\·<:cnultlon, the: partittp.mts will
break up mto eight pcrwn groups
to pmcucr lhctr newly a< qmrcd
-.ktlls in o tnal s~ttmg . At one
poult, an.•n doctOr!:\ wtll be brought
ul us ex pen Wti.Ilcsscs in th~ case.
PrcS<>ntcrs include Joyce E.
'1\ongas. trinl consulwnt or Tson·
gns & Associates, rct('r C Rtch•
tcr, Jd.mes N. Westwood und the
l Jonomblc Chfford B. Olson of
~hiler, No.-.h. Wtcncr, Hager &
Carlsen: Thomas E. Cooney, sham­
holder of Cooney. Muscato &
Crew, P.C
Also pr~cnt wtll be: James D.
Huc·gh. attorney; Larry N. Sokol.
p4U1n~r or Jollc..-;, Sokol & Bcm­
st('tn; AndrCJS I. Eglttts, Scmor
Deputy Dtstntl Auom~y of Clacka­
ma'l County: and D1ana I. Stuart.
Conner fcdcrJJ pubhc defender and
assocuuc of Goldbcr & M(..'Chamc .
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Friday, May 25
9 p.nt. to 1 a.:rn.
"No matter where you go there you are."
Seniorsll Admissjon by ticket. available at the Office of Alumni relations. lower level,
Gatehou se. during the week of May 21-24, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily.
Commemorative senior cruise t-shirts available at Gatehouse before party for $7.
Available at the party for $8.
WELCOME ABOARD!
Transportation departs from Templeton Center at 8:30 p.m. for cruise destination
• • Return at 1 a.m.
f Continuous dancing and entertainment by the
Music Machine on the Tropicana Deck Raffies throughout the evening
on the Tropicana Deck
f Gam1ng tables featuring blackjack, craps, and
roulette on the Mayflower Deck.
Complimentary non-alcoholic beverage s
and hors d'oeuvres. f The best in movies on the
Biscayne Deck
f Complimentary hors d'oeuvrcs, alcoholic and
non-alcoholic beverage s. and games
on the Riviera Deck
Casual cruise cfotftin9 onfy
On 'Boanf Jtc.titlities sponsored 6y fl5LC
'flerltmgt~ compfimt. nLf of tftc Jl{umrri Jf.ssc,ciatian
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Raffie tickets with cruise entrance
Win add1 tional tickets through gaming tables
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Four day round trip cruise for two on
Norweg~an Cruise Lanes.
Departing Los Angeles with ports of coil
in Cat.alino., San 01ego, and Ensenndo, Mexico
Courte~y of USTS Travelwise,
Randy Goodrich '69, Vlce president
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A HOST OF OTIIER PRIZES
J, Compute r equlpmcn~ nnd aof\wnr". Compliment• of
Zonith Computer Syatome.Tony Ab(lnn '86,
rPglOnnl mnnngcr
J. Computor !fOOds CompUmenta of Apple Computure nnd
the L..wia & Clnrk Compuwr Store,
CN>R Frye '86, mnnngor f
J. 0vl'mi(fht., mid·Wftk nccommodnti one, dJnner, nnd bnmkfuat
nt WI\Jihingt.on St.nt.e'a premier bfd nnd brt!okfo•t inn,
The-Sholbuma lnn, SM Viaw, Wn1h1ngt.on
Complimcnt.a of DuVld Cnmpiche '71
nnd Ll1urie Antl..,.n;on '78,
• propn..,tor · .L Two nights luxury ncrommodnuon• Bl Orogon'n five stor re ore., Snll1hon
Lodge, Olen don Be!!lch. Complim~ nta of
Cingor Bnehr '77, mlcs mlliUJacr
J, Accommodnti on• for two mgh&.s at th11 C..arhordt Hou o Condom1mum•,
Ccnrho.rdt, Orugon. Mid w k, Oct.ober·mid Apnl. Compliments of
Katie & Jntk Lockie
.L Ono night w"kend acc:ommodntion• and dinmtr nt the
Red Lton, Sea-Toe. CompUm"nts of
Kim Hnnlink '86, aalu r.p~Mntoti\IW'\
.L Compliment.nry dlnnor for two nt McCormtck & Schmick' ,
Portland Boyd Sm1th '74, mannpr
J. SundJly brunch for t.wo m tht~ River Room, The Volley River Inn, Eug.ne.
C'.ompllmontt ofCBMy Woodard '85,
Portl11nd Soles Mnn48er,
Volt~} Rlvt>r Inn
.L Two for Bre,lltfut W"kender at the Portland Marriott..
One night's oceommodabon and brt'akfut for two •
Compliment. of LiM Langford ,
catering anlo!l me.n~r
.L Signed designer pos~r . Compliment. of ort professor Phyllia Yes
.L Ccmmic sculpture . Compliments of art prof~ssor K.,n Shores
.L lAwie & Clnrk awl'at.ahirt.a, mug'!l, and othor
memorabilia . Complim~nts of
BN"n~!' & Noble Bookator•
J. J:.'low~r nrrongetmf.\nt ct~mpliment l or
Burlingnme Florists
J. Jewolry complimt~nts of l..o Pnlomo
J. Nike clothing eomplimP-n i.G of
Nikc Corpornt1on
-· and mora -·
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I e place for an open discussion is here
''Fon1m· an n ·scmbly for the d•scu.,.saon of pubhc matter'\ ot currenl
questiOn<: · (\Vtbsr,.r's New World D•ctionttry) The Pionur Log as nat
a studem nc" spa per. tt 1s a campus pa~r . However judgmg h} the
respon~ an the forum pages as of late. one could come to the conclus1on
Lh.'lt the onh ~oplc cont. crned with cwnpus ''sues an: the students
Onl) oc~stonally do ITiCmbcrs or the lacull) or the admJOISlJ'8l100 tnkc
time to put down on paper hO\\ they feel. Those v. ho have arc greatly
nppreciatcd . But. it ma\..Q at nllthc more clear that most of the viev. s
the faculty and admm1 1r.1uon arc n01 hctng represented in any manner.
\\'h) do we onl) hear one side or the 'tory? \\'here arc the rebuttal'i an
or c planations from the admint~lr.lllon ' Why IS there no input from the
tacull)?
Letters to the editor have become a :on of game to sec hov. far one can
push the admmi-.trauon before they decide to write back MtchacJ Ford
doc1ded to write back. After being mi -quoted and p:rsonall) oflcnded
hy the material in Log arucles and the opinion poll. he utitizc.d h1s nght
to voice his concerns through a written response Kate Grunt aLsol
recogniz.cd the pomt of the forum page.."'' llh her rc<;ponsc concerning the
co-ed bathroom issue. FOR
YouR OPINION BY L.L.
WHERE WUZ YOU DURING UNBURN?
"I wn.~ there "
-'TUn Wiese.. ... ophomorc
"At work"
--<.hmtme-o ruma Schooley, nlmo~l 1\lumnu
"lnstde. 1 was studying."
-Juhn May. junior
'We were camping in the Alvordc Desert.''
-Joe and Linda Holstein. ~cn:ior nnd sophomore
"Amidst the purplc ·srn~~ filled ruins of the People\ R(;public of Art Building."
-ChrL'Iy Mll'"Awnn)(er
"Hnngm' out wilh the cold prickly soul of Elvi!>."
Ann Sawyer, junior
''I wo.s nt home Rock nnd roll u the work of Satnn "
The Reverend Dave Reeck. Junior
• • • • ••• • • • • tf commumcauon between faculty, ~ldmmJstmtion and students hap·
pcncd on a more tcgula.r basts, perhaps the ~ludcnt letters themselves
would be wriucn without the cyrucal <'dgc.s they invariably conuun The
fomm pages would be rccogmzC'd ll" a place for public discourse and
dinloguc on issues whtch concern the Lcw1s and Clark communtl} as a • • • • • • •• •• tl • ~ • • • • • •••• • • • • • • i • .. . , . • • • • • • • I •"' -• ''hole..
If the administr.llion feels it has bcc:n mbroprc~cntcd in any way, or has • • •• •• • • • • •
an answer to someone·" crilicism concerning the W"J)' things are bcmg
done. they should wnte a lcucr nuhcr than let it slide.
However. when students griped over the parking situation; when the
alchohol policy became a joke; ~hen angry questions of faculty tenure
were raised: and even when President Michcat Mooney was the brunt
u mostl) unfavorable opinion poll, no one be ·ides the students "'""•1
willmg w go on the record" with thctr feelings and ideas.
To effective I) represent all the vicwpoinlS on campus, all the groups
on campus must parucipatc. Without this input, the paper becomes
just a forum for student concerns rather than an accum1e barometer of
the campus climate.
All letters and opanion pieces must oo submitted by 10 p.m. Monday
evcnmg. They should be typed. preferably on a disk us) accompamed
by a hardcopy. i.<;kscltn be picked up in the Log off ace on Tuesday night
or Wednesday morning. Leue.rs. hould be under 500 words, if not. we
reserve lhc nghlto cut them to thaL length.
Submi. ions should contain Lhe author'" name and phone number in
m\C lhc need fo1 c;uch editing arises.
Finally. the opinions c.Apre.~d on these pages are those of lhe wri letS
1lnd not necessarily of the Pirmur Log stoff or Lcwi..; and Clark College. • • • • •
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Departmental changes should provoke students to question authori
To nm Eorro~e was left at that, and we as readers or hts scholarship Let the record woman who has yet to complete cxtroordmnry professor. The stu·•
LeL' s talk about the En lish ~ere led t~ be he' e that a prof was speak her PhD and whose ments as both dent ~ponse must therefore be
department and question auth~rit stmply. bcmg rep Ia~ As clear Dunng her first LCnn at thts an educator and scholar are ru; of scrutimt..c more carefully the
on the way.lfyou·rc not an En:. andplamasthebo ldPt.oLogpnnt. school. Brownm~ proved w1thout yet unproven. Here's someone hLJcalproccsse softhisdepartm
lish major or minor. you ought LO • But as lh_ose who like to qucs quesuon herdedtcauo~ as an edu upon whom the department ~~ and of all Academia, to be .
read on anyway. because our sub-uon. authont: of Len say, g~ess ca_tor. Her swdcnL~ wlll attest LO ~-peculaung Wlth fingers crossed cnga~~ m dcctdtng both en''"",.
joct today is .. Changes In The agam. So let s be young, radtcal th1s. Ask them and they w1ll re-OK, you aulhorily-qucsuoners, for h1nng and who IS hued. aMI
Faculty and How A Good Prof Got Paul Harvey!) and talk about the spend. that sh~ cffcc~tvely sumu omc to step up to the mlk.e above all, to quesuon the au
The Shaft." Thts should be of rest of lhe_:story. . lated mtcrest m subjects and au-The process that excluded ues who shupeoureducaoon s
Bro\\.11tngbcga ntcachmgatLC thors that once seemed mumadat-Brownmg -whohasdemonstrated educator.>. concern lO every Sludent. since
good profs make for a good
school-and good students-like
those who question authority,
right?
Though not our primary target,
we have to criUc!Ze lhe Log for not
foUowmg through w1th theti story
on the Enghsh deparuncm m iL'>
May 4 issue. lt mentioned. almost
in passing, that Lorene Brown mg.
who wa.s hired to fill the vacant
Renaissance posiuon in the de­
partment. would be replaced next
year by Lindsay Kaplan, a Student
completing her PhD at Berkeley.
The Log article aJso mentioned
that Kaplan was hired on a tenure
track and !hat Browning wasn't
among the finaJ group from whach
Kaplan was seluted. Sut the story this fall. By the middle of winter ing and frustroung. remarkable prowess m the class Lorene Brownmg got the sh
tcnn she was told she had not been By the end of winter tenn she roomandexuaordinarycommand .md so dtd students. Whether
selected for the tenure truck and had turned the maJOnty of her as a Shakespeanan -and that was because shedidn"t meet
would not be able to return the studentsmtobudchngSMkespenn chose instead someone whose durdsluaddow[lbylhereguluuu• ...
followmg year Brownmg naru- ans and bonn fide students of qualilles are still uncert.aJn tS both govcmmg htnng. or whether
raJl y sought the assurance that her Engh.sh. She 1s competent, tal ludtcrous and unfwr. The dcctsion dtdn 't fit the pouucal reqUlsll.es
position in the dcpanment was cnted, enthus1asuc, engagmg and was as premature as 1llogical. It the Enghsh depanrrtem, she
:;ccurc, and 111 fact recetved at effect•vc, and she has proven thts makes no sense to chose a novice all English students arc vtcums
But after .1 term and half rutr beyond any shadow of a doubt. over an established and cffecovc shortstghted, contradictory "',.,.,,,
bing (sometimes unfriendly ) el- As to the quesuon of scholar- professor css.
bows in the Sanctum Santorum of ship, to wh1ch !.1efin&te we1ght 1s The department's dects1on IS StudenL\ may have had
the English department. ll became given, we must reserve JUdgement. akin to g1vmg up a kmg · s ransom opportuntty to mfluence the select
clear her poSilion wa\ anytJung It is only nghtlhat we do, constd· just to see what's bchmd door t1on proccs..;; but should havequ~t
but securc,and ulumatcly,that ~he ering she has spent less than a full numberlhree .lt'sagameof"Let's uoncd 1t first Let's remember
was out of a job. Let's lhmk about year at LC It is wrong LO draw a Make A Deal'' m which Brownmg the next umc theceremomal .,,.....,
this. Why was this professor not conclu~1on about a professor's 1s dealt out and the players are for htnng ts unbound. When
among the final candtdatcS for the scholarship mtdway through her dressed up as dunces forfctts a professor as mgen•ous
tenure track? The poltcy for hUlng second term at LC Unfortunately, It tS at this poant that those who Brownmg, we must ask. "0 certt
places emphasis on a teacher's the department felt otherwise . quesuon authority should be an-many, show me but thy wonhl
.1btl11y in the classroom and on her In fact..Jtc.hose tohtrea younger gry. because LC has JUSt lost an GREGORY B. VF.ERMAN Hope des
Judge Me·
J udgc Mental h~
way He liked to thi1
as the kmd of guy
would have hkcd had
met, controlled, ruggc
c.nt. He hked lO lhml
ever mel Hemmgwn
lifetime. lhey mighl
fishmg togclhcr in
~Ulycd out drinktllg
the bars m Havana fo1
He supposed that cv
Hemmgway D.!i much
acted accordmgly .
After graduating
nnd CJnrk College in
Mcnwl went on to Ia'
begmning a life of
ment whtch culmu
elaborate ceremony d
Judge Ment.nl of Yav
An1.ona m 1987
H1s w1fe was plea
tum of events, ~he atv
could do u. H•s dnu~
coregr.uulauons all tJ
Portland, Oregon wl
now m her first year
Clark as well Somef
and assoctates at h1s
puched mand bough I
Lack of a
To THH EorroR .
We are wriung m 1
Mr. LC contest held ~
13 As you may ha'
Odell beer-bonged
goldfish who he a
named Gertrude and
Th1s act of ammaJ
performed contrary I
openly cxprc..~ by
uon of the Odell do1
Pnor to the event, th
gam7.cr asked him to
abus1ng hvc antmal
When Mr Odell's I
exh1btt hlS unrque "tl
apparent that he plar
low the goldfish an~
then that one studcn
approval by yeltinJ
have rightS too! n w
tester saw that the ju
feel tt necessary to 11
selves in t.he matter
furious as to scrca
repeatedly She yel11
Student di
To nm EDITOR
On Sunday, Ma)
nuaJ Mr LC comes
As a freshperson, 1
fanned thm the) was
thus I had looked (Q
event for qune a ~
prepared LOei\)Oy tt81
good laughs. Jnst~
which l had so looke
was spoiled for me by
protcslCrs . Don't m
me-lam not agruns~
activ 1sL~. but there l!i
place for thctr voic~
t felt that the Mr L~
not the nght place.
For those of you
there. lhlS 1s what h~
Mr. LC contestantS •
lheti everung wear, s
talent act Up unul ~
uon. Mr. Odell haq
pretty weU. Whtle ~
testants parodied t
PACE6 ~AY18, 1990 ~AY18, 1990 -
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Hope despite the times by Geoffrey Peard
Judge Mental
Judge MenUll laked llemmg-gavel which he placed on has desk,
way. He lilcd to thank of him~>Clf in chambers. In shan, everyone
ns the kmd of guy Hcm1ngwoy was very excited about this climax
would have likc.d hnd the two ever to an otherwise steady lafc and fell
met, controlled, mggcd,mdcpcnd sLrengthened wah new re..')()lve that
em He hkcd lO think that, hnd he it could happen lO them too.
ever met Hemmgway dunng h1s But Judge McnUll still liked
hfeume they might have gone Hemingway, and th1s emotion
fishmg l.Ogcl.hcr in M1ch1gan or never really left him (although
•aaycd out dnnk111g nam unl.ll all often it felt as though it should).
the bars an Havana forgave the tab. HisdaughterwroLC. h1m every other
He supposed t.hat. everyone hkcd week aboullh1s, that, and the mhcr
Hemingway as much as hed1d and thing und always wanted to know
acted accordmgly how he was domg, wh1c.h he
After graduating from Lewis somcumcs told her tn response.
nnd Clark College m 1965, Judge What he really wanted her to ask
Mental went on to law school thus was what he had done, or more
bcgmning a life of accomplish prccJsely, what he had thought
ment whach culmmmcd in nn when he was an college
elaborate ceremony dec.lanng hnil 1 ic had thought a great deal
Judge Mental of Ynvopa1 County, about hfe then and tl seemed al
An.lonn in 1987 ways mtcresting, promtsmg Now
Hts w1fe was pleased with t.his that he had lived through a good
tum of events. she always knew he deal. and his thoughLs had lost
c.oulct do n Hts daughter sent her nolhmg m the Lr'dnsit.ion h~ sllll
c.or.gratulauons all t.hc way from spent most of his time.:. constdering
Portland, Oregon where she. was whatlayahcad,l.hcncxtchaptcrso
now tn her first year at Lewis and to speak. He hated the thought of
Clarkaswell Somefonncrclicnts retirement, of golf and all t.hc
and assoctates at hts old law finn couples at the country club in
pttchcd m and bought htm a golden Phocnbt. But then there was his daugh·
tcr, Soph10 MaJonng an busmess
nnd htstory With all the answers
and seemingly none of the qucs­
uons Sophaa was better oH, he
thought, l.hnn he had been. She
would do somethmg else, pcrhap-;
~he would be happier l.han he was
now. and that would make all the
difference. wouldn't it? He wasn't
sure. She would be home for the
summer .soon and the. car would be
scheduled between them forweek­
cnd usc and late nighlS out with
high school friends.
He tried locount t.he number of
fncnds he still knew from the
vanous schools he had auendcd,
he couldn't thmk ot any except his
Wlfc, they had met in law school
lie tried to remember any prolesLs
or classes that had mtercstcd ham
back then, but the images fell back
upon themselves with the wc1ght
of disinterest now covering his
brow: all he could really remem­
ber was Hemingway and the mel­
ody of l.hosc shan sentences. The
very shon sentences.
Lack of animal rights action concer11s protesters
To Tlru EorroR.
We arc wriung in re-gard to the
Mr LC cont~ l held Sunday. May
13. As you may have heard, Mr.
Odell beer-bonged two hvmg
goldfic:h who he nftecuonatcly
named Gertrude and Harry
nus net of ommaJ cruelty wa~;,
perfonned contrary lO the WIShes
openly expressed by n large por­
tion of the Odell dorm resadcnts.
Pnor to the event the conteSt or­
gan11.cr asked htm lo ref nun From
abusang hvc anamals m h1~ act.
When Mr Odell's tum came lO
exh1b1t hlS umque "talent.·· ll was
apparent that he planned to swal­
low the goldfish anyway lt was
t.hen that one student votced das­
approval by yclhng, "Goldfish
have rights tool" When Lhts pro­
te..stcr saw that the JUdges dtd not
feel it necessary lO mvolvc them­
selves m the matter, she was so
funous as to scream "as.shole"
repeatedly She yelled, "ThtS ts a dtsgusring d1splay of animal cru­
elty'" at the JUdges and stonncd
out of the room.
When the contest wa~ over, a
second sludcnttook ncuon agwnst
th1s blatant act of ammal cruelty
by asking t.he audience Lo take
awon as well. Although the. au­
thors of t.h1s letu:r are aware that
others were JUSt as outraged by
this less than savory "talent," no
one else dtd anythmg.
How is it !.hat, even though there
arc hslS of animal-te.stcd products
on doors m every donn, students
can Mt tdly by as ammalllvc.s are
destroyed for a laugh mere feet
awny') Why IS it that the student
who raghtfully stood up for her
beliefs has been harassed as much
as Mr. Odell htmself?
It is dasnppOinting thnt when an
issue was wtthin Lhctr ammcduuc
control, no more than a few stu­
dents voiced thctr concerns. All
the students needed lO do was take a stand right l.hcn and there, just
once,to make a dtffercnce Aware
or some judges' disapproval of
thts cruel act, we feel it Wa.\ even
more t.hcu place to prevent it
Although it conlliclcd wtth i.hcir
morals, they found no reason to
stop Mr Odell from beer-bonging
h vc flshstmply because there were
noconte...'\t rules. nobody told them
to stop it Or was tl because Harry
and Gertrude were "Just fish?"
Maybe goldfish aren't as stgnifi­
cant in our personal laves as dog
and cats, but a hfe tS a hfc, never
thcle~ HadSebasLinnandZephyr
been drowned m beet, we may
have felt more compelled to spare
thctr hves. Had there been more
students to lead thiS protest.. per­
haps more students would have
JOtned tn. Why did we let those
h'h dae? Unlonunatety, we have
no answers, only quesuons
MEOAN LeoNARD
SARA v ARO."''
Student disturbed by those protesting goldfish stunt
To rnE EorroR.
On Sunday, May 13. the an
nunJ Mt LC contest took place.
As a freshperson, I had been m­
fonned that th1s w& u lot of fun,
thus 1 had looked forward to this
event for qu1le a whtlc. I was
prepared to enJOY a land haven few
good laughs. Instead, l.he event
which I had so looked forward to.
was spoiled forme by am mal nghL'\
protesters. Don't misunderstand
me-I am not ngamsl animnl nghLs
ncuvtslS, but there as a ume and n
place for thcar votcc..~ to be heard
I fell that the Mr LC comc~t was
not t.he nght place.
For those or you who weren't
there, thlS ts what happened. The
Mr. LC contestants are judged on
thett everung wcnr. sw1msu1~ and
Ullent act Up until the talent por·
uon, Mr. Odell had been domg
pretty well. While t.he other con·
Lestants paroc:hed homosex.unls.
MAY18, 1990 Mr Odell chose not to adopt a
false no vote c. and was origtnal m
h1s costumes and acuons. eliciting
chccrs,laughlcrandappln usc from
the audience For the talent por
uon of thccont.esl, Mr. Odell boer·
bonged live goldfish Somehow,
word of the talent poruon of hts act
had leaked, and t.he nntmal nghLc;
activistS dccadcd that the m1ddlc
of the contcsl was the proper time
and place lor them to Interrupt
everyone'-; good umc by shouung
and til rcct mg sophomonc obscem
ttcs toward Mr. Odell
1 want to pomt out thutl am not
~upponmg Mr. Odell's talent act,
nor am I agamst the am mal nghts
ac uvtsts. If people were offended
by Mr. Odell's act, 1 feel ~w-e that
ll would hove shown tn the amount
of auptausc and cheer'\ from the
audacnce. As u was, the protest­
ers. perhaps lnowmgly, mfluenccd
the mtdicnce's reaction and t.he JUdges· scores for Mr. Odell.
Perhaps, in the future, if these
protesters want to make a slillld,
they will do it w1thout e"(pcnsc to
others and maybe,thcycouldmake
their poml more effectively with­
out cursmg. Pcrhnps they could
have proti!Sted oul,';ade the door to
Stamm before the cont.est smrtcd,
or spoken to the audience as a
whole after the conteSt was com­
pletely over. lnsLend, they chose
to rum Mr Odell's act, and actu­
ally stopped the contest to teU the
audacnce that af they were of­
fended, t.hey could wntc to the P1o
l..og and ·omethmg would be done
ubouttt. Well, 1 am wriung to the
P1o Log and l do hope something
is done ubout iL I hope lhotm the
future people wall thml more care·
fully about thetr actions and how
t.hett ncuons will affect others.
TIFFANY BoOS Wmona wa.s JUSt ~illing there,
minding hc:r o\Vn mind, C<lnh:mpJnt ,.
ing cruelty to goldfish und nibbling .. ll
her plurc: of SOGGY sc rwnblcd fiber­
ginn insulation . Ouis, Winona's 5CC..
ond·hest friend, cftme stridmg ucrosr:
the cafeteria w~aring aT -shin rc ding
"Authoriry.quesuon~rs Anonymous ,"
"Hey, Wmona." he remarked, "I
see you're 11y10g the latc.U innovution
in poliucally cornet dining."
'That'!( nght Orus," Winona re­
sponded cheerfully, "No vegcUlbles
gave their laves ror this meal.''
"You know, Wm," Ottis mused.
"Even though life here at Love &.
01o1rity is hopelessly out or sync v. ith
re.ahty. nt lcu.st at's not u milk ::md
cookies affair."
Suddl"nlyWmona'<trudricndund
confidant Eutulia run up to them.
"UWT)', hurry. you two.'' she cried,
"Prc..,idcnt Moonbeam Md his Bored
Distrust~ ~tte down ot the M wmered
House giving up a lc.ing's ruruom JUst
to see what's behind door number
throe!''
"Huh?" said Winonn.
"Come on, Wan!" Eulaha
saccched as they all gnJiopc.cJ lowurd
lhe Manncroo House, 'They're cclc:­
brating their nght to eat milk and
coolcie5 while raising our lllition and
firing our fa,•orite profcssof"\ . We've
got to give lhem their JUSl desserts!"
"But, Eulalia.,'' Winona p;mtcd,
"Perhaps milk and cookies i~ just
C);ttctly whau they deserve."
When the lhtec arrived, they das­
covc:red that a tribal riruo.J of sons was
taking plocc. The udmini!(trators wo-e
c~cring while theCampu.o: Insecurity
Force leashed 1\ll of Love & Chllfity' s
bclovc:dSpucc Hounds with blue poly­
ester tiC$. "If we have to "e;tr ties."
they werc:suying to each other, "so can
lhe goddrunncd dogs."
President MoonbeAm roS(: to
address the Bored Dis trustees. "No" I
know that some of you may have heard
that many Love & Charity students 11rc
displeASed with the outhon\Anan na­
ture of my admini.,tntion." he eA­
claimcd in stereotypical und vitriolic:
language. "But I want to assure you
that it doesn't matter, because these
srudents wUl all be gone soon, and
we'll have nev.: students who won't
remember the good old day.; of home­
brewing and coed bathroom.o; , They
won't remembel th~ profs J ditched,
etthcr Any questions?"
The Bored Oi.stnJSLec.o; shouted in
unison. "Y11y, Moonbe4ml Thai'!' OUT
boy!"
.. Ah. the voice~ or the mature and
deserving!" Moonbeam beamed. "l.ct's lllJ have some more mtlk und
coukic.s.''
"Somehow I don't thinJc. thts as llJl
uccurGh: hurometcr of the campus c:J i­
mutc," muucred Ortis. "l mean. the$c
adrnmi!'ltutor don't evc:n live here."
'"'Thol'1 right," s111d Eulalia. ''but
we do ••
MoCJnbcllr.l overheard them Wld
shouted, "Hey, whnt are you dotng
here? We. don't WllllllO hear from you.
Go JOtn a student commtUcc: or we 'II
have the lnsecunty Forcesmothtr you
with p:uking ticke&s."
.. Uh-oh." said Ortis, as 11 crev. of
Insecurity officer$ ndvnnc:ed tov.llrds
them quicldy.
"Oh. Orus, you got us in trouble
again." complained Eulmlin 111 they
rcltcntcd to u l';&ie distnncc., "When arc:
you going to learn that !lome times the
obvious shouldn't be staled?"
''You're ll1e one v.ho dr.1ggcd u~
here.," Ortis rclortcd. "Have you for­
goucn how to quc:stion authority?"
"Hov. uc' you question nulhority.
Ortis?" asked Winon bnghtly, trying
to difusc the tension bctv.c:cn her
fracnd~.
"In the loudest po sible way," he
rcphcd.
"No, Onis." said Eulalin. "In l':ll€ry
possible way. i..Qud n.nd quiet. Diplo­
matic and violenL Evc:ry wny. Any
v.•ay. ..
Wmona tried to chMge the sub­
JI!Cl. "Personally, l'u ralltcr dnnce
ntlkcd lo Friday Night Videos than cat
milk and cookies with Moonbeam . l
mcnn, if l had to choose."
Eulalia und Ortis wen~ prepu.ring
to tgnore Winona's non sequitur, wbl!n
sll or a 5uddcn a rabid pnc:k of Space
Hmmd·pctlovcrs Oppc4fcd m1d :ur.
hovcnng uvc:r c.hc MIUIIlctcd tlousc
wtthmachetes nnd squirt gun.oc in hand.
"You :sumini trators have hounded
your last hound! You worsh1pcrs of
the hH:rurchy I Prepare to du~ the
l.kathl" With that. the hound lover
descended on Moonbeam. the Bored
Trustees. IUld the lnsecuraty Force.
dousms them ~ith thctr squirt guns
~hilc frecin~; the Hounds o,~;jlh their
m:tchcu:s. As lhe 5iruation dcteno­
ratc:d with grCJtt r pidity, Eulllli
dashed 1010 the frav Md started toSS· •
ins cookies at everyone weuring 11u:.
Ortis followed he: nd spilled 1111 the
mllk :15 he cried "Viva Ia !il\Jdentsl"
rcpcutot.lly .
Winona. ~urroundcd by chnus, was
incxplicnbly overcome by a ~ensc of
pc:tcc tmd oontentmal\. "Ah," she
sighed. "I love a huppy ending."
''Ruf£,'' said the Space Hound~ .
PAGE7 FEATURES
Government, history
of Canada explored on
Lewis and Clark trip
B' )EA: •. rm Gu~il!R .
When spc.nking about our netgh·
bors to the north, moq people don't
kno" much aoout them. The ma·
jorit)' of them ~-peak the: snmc tan·
gunge 3 we do, lhcy lbtcn to the
same mu-.ic and watch the same TV
hO\\ .
But" hat is it that scparntcs them
from U!>? Some people may not
rc.atize th.u one ol the major differ­
en c~ bet\\Ct'n Canada and the
United Smtc. ... 1s the politicul sys-
tems.
Dr. Don Balmer·~ Canadian
Government and Poliucs class was
tonumlle enough to ::-;pend two days
in Victoria, BritLh Columbta learn
ing ftrst hund aboutlhc differences
in the polilical ystems. wimns for those of us in the gallery·
When u member ot a pnrt)' mode u
gotxl point, all the other members
of thnt part)' pounded on the desks
in tront of them creating quite a
ruckus. At one point, the Lieuten­
ant Go"cmor had to ask one of the
• • members of th\! opposauon to rc-
frnin from bcmg di~ruptive. It was
grem!
Another one of our highlights
"ns c: ploring the Cll)' of Victoria
on u walkmg tour with Dr. Bulmer.
A-:..'' c tried toke ·pup with him, he
told us about the histOC}' or many of
the old buildmgs, soc luding the
tamm•~ Empre s Hotel
Of cou~c... no dc..licriptaon or
Victori:J. could be comp lett~ Without
o dC'-"Cription of the mght htc On
the recommendation of cxpencnccd
Victoria-gocrs. most of our group
d~aclcd to try out Mertins. Aflcrn two hour drive tluough
th~o: Mt. Hood Nouonul Forest I
arrived at the '"orm spnng:-. sec
lion ol the Dcschutc.s R1ver. Al­
though d:uknc. s wns quickly up·
proaching, the remaining light sti II
reflcctcdofl the low-moving river.
1 made m)' way nlong the em­
bankment unul I came upon a . il·
vcr-bcarded man tishing in an un­
disturbed pool. Wearing shabby
ruhhcr hipboot' and casung on
ancient bamboo fly rod, he cer­
tainly wasn't cover material for
Field and Stream. Protccling his
wrinkled face from the d1mming
sun was a fl•msy grey hal doued
w1th ued nie...l\. Around the hot'
faded blue band were the amtials
G.U.S Heremindcdmcofab lnck·
and-white photograph taJ..:en be·
fore the advent of the scientific
angler.
Unaware of my presence, Gus
hurled his ny line back and forth,
mi. sing his car by no more than
three inches on every cast. First
overhand, then -.idearm. Gus dcm •
onsttatcd h1scommand of the bam· boo rod. Perfect cnsl afrcr perfect
cnst, lhc Oy dunt;cd above the wntcr
~fo re landing in n nfOc or nbovc a
log.
Alter h"e minutes without i.l
strike, Gus touched the Oy down in
the center of the pool. There was n
swirl of wutcr. then silence: the 0)'
,implydisnppcarcdbcncath thcsmin
water. Gently, he raised his rod Lip,
wniting. The line gninctl tension
und in una-.on ann and pole rc·
treated.
The hook set and the line sliced
through the water, leaving u mini­
ature wake m itS path ll was u
rrunbow. Wld from the way the pole
bent. n looked to be a btg one.
As the fish made a run, l could
hear the vtolcnL butz of his antique
red as he ,w,fl.ly fed out the line.
Wu.h JUSt the right amount of tcn­
saon, Gus turned the fish and lhc
trout headed right at Gus. With
both hands working together. he
suipped lhe hne with has left, then
frnnticatty reeled in the slnc.k.
In the excitement of the battle, I
realized I wa" watching an urtist ut work TI1c river was his canvas
und the pole, his brush. What he
pmntt•d wns u romantic spceLBtlu
of u mnn and nature-at odd-;, yet
un m h.t.tkubl y one.
Wtth u lmul plash, the trout
hrokc wutcr, attempting to fre~ u
"elf from the unknown force guid­
ing it by the lip. The battle was
over und the brilliant red ~lice of
the trout surfacc.d From where I
"as!>tanding, Hlool..cd to be about
22 me he.' long. It was by fur the
largc"t I had ever seen
Wtthm seconds, Gus had re
moved the drlngl ing hook from lhc
<;Orner or the trour's moutl1. With
a ~plash of the uul, the gbtnt red
~1dc disappeared into the murky
depths of the nvcr.
Gus woc;hcd the slime from his
hnnds and w1pcd the rcmuinang
water on his Lcv1's. He secured
the tiny Oy to tho cork of has rod
and made his way up the embank­
ment. He stared out at the river
one last time, then turned Wld
hc:1dcd lor the path. I never snw
Gu" on the river aga.in. One of lhe mostmtcn..sung dif·
fcrcnccs bctwe~n the t"o ystcm"
was apparent when we watched the
Question Penod of lhe Lcgt lntivc
A sembly. Thi is an amllZmg
conc.ept, but the Members of the
Leg• lauve A scmblyactually have
to be accountable for "hat they do.
The pany in charge is que. tioncd by
the oppo ing pany and the pany m
charge has to be infonned on lhc
i uc ~o that they can ans"cr the
quc,uons intelligently. Luckil). or unluckaly for some.
we were there on n Tuc..-day, more
common I)' ~.no" n ns two-for-Tues­
day~. Y c , doubles for the price ol
one. We "ere daring. We tried
double pamly:zer~. double Long
blllnd teed Teas, und yes, C\'cn l;:============== ==================== ::;
double tequila poppers. Th1s
ho'''C' cr, I "auld not recommend
untc · you hu\'c someone to carry
The debate b<:twccn the two
partie v.>as pretty funny to watch. 1
don't now tf lhcy got much uc­
comph,..hcd, but it sure v.'n.S cmc.r-) au horne. Thanks Kevin.
PACES KLC
1. Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
2. Sinead O'Connor I do Not \\I ant What I
Have ot Got
3. Field Trip Headgear
4. Denim TV Stilrving Ric.h
5. MC 900Ft. Jesus/
OJ Zero Hell with the Lid Off
6. Poi Dog
Pondenng Wishing Like a Mountain
7. Harm Farm Spawn
8. The Church Gold
9. Two nice girls Like a version
10. Baby Flamehead Life Snndwic h
TiiEAMERlCAN HEART
ASSOCIATION
PvfEMORlAl PRQ;RAM .
American Heart
Association
Oregon Affiliate, Inc.
1-800·452-9445 • WE, MEMBERS OF THE GRADUATING
CLASS OF 1990, WISH "THE BEST OF
LUCK" TO THOSE WHO FOLLOW US!
SARA BAMBERY
SUZIE MULLEN
JANEEN ANDREW
DOMINIQUE GRECO
SUSIE CARLSON
BETH DUTOIT
DANIEL SLOOP
ERIC HARTMANN
LISA BARNES
ROBYN CHRISTENSON
MAGGIE LILIENTHAL
TOM CASSIDY
KIRSTEN WAGNILD
DAWN GERMAIN
JENNY IVERS
CARRIE BROWN
LAURA KAELKE
ANDREW ALTMAN
KRIS SCHUBERG
ELLEN LEE
LISA FRITSCH
JIM MARQUARDT
CODY CAIN
ELIZABETH FORSGREN
DAVE GRESHAM
SHERI SUMMIT
BECKY GORDON
· BEN ELLIS
AYUMI KITA
CHRISTINE MacANALL Y
MARY MURDOCH
JONATHAN PONT
SCOTT RUSSELL
DAVID TACKER
DEIRDRE ANDERSON
KATHRYN L BRAZEE
KEN POPPER
ANN CUTTER
SALLY DART CARLA GIBSON
KATE PETERSON
AMYLERICH
JAIME GONZALEZ
LISA GREILING
LEE LANE
MATT JOHNSON
VICTORIA WILLIAMS
DAVIS PALMER
KELLEEN SMITH
JOHN PEARCE
BRAD WOLFF
TIFFANI ELARDO
MIKE MAYERLE
JOHN WEATHERLY
STEPHANIE BARSS
SUZANNE BENNEIT
ANDREA TREMER
HARSHA ABEYARATNE
SARA K BOWERSOX
CAMERON DEYOUNG
ROWENA FRIERSON
SEAN PARKER
VAL PROTHERO
NICOLA CLARK
CHRISTINE SCHOOLEY
LISA PIM
RICHARD KING
STFPHEN LAMB
KAYLA MOHS
MARISSA MURPHY
NICHOLAS RINARD
SUZANNE SEGERSTROM
KAREN YODER
KAY HOLZWEISSIG
ERIC WOLD
CONRAD MONFRANS
KENNY WALDEN
THE SENIOR CLASS GIFT
•
MAY 18, 1990 Tiuef, His Wife c
,("h,of•c restaurant , in
Can you pic
$5000 dollars
can, I urge yo
be worth tho
My name 1.8
old and a se'
years ago I d
method that c
IS not JUst anel
llus 1s a unl
dem.1.nd ever • know 1t exJst
Anyone cat
to make mo•
When I ftrit
program. 1 '
$10.000 doUar
1 wa .. crazy a'
mg for a ·rea
I was dett?rml
tasbc mont?) r
I started at
w1th no capitJ
mover$20~
A MILLION
heard me t
DOLLARS A
an old beat c
Lmcoln Coni
I bought a 1
nt!1ghborhoq
tagt! and a 1C
mean to brag
mg thtc. am.11
Do not em')~
THE S~
I knew the
liOn.lf\ new I
would' cont1~
dollar., a da~
myself why I
1t d.1wned ot
about th1s
money You
or even a co
making syst
Onct> you
your money
You will hav
of mmd
perl~ly le
ha<-nothm
!>lock mark
It doe ..
situatiOn 1\
makmg oroi
hme
Wet!k.., you
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FEATURES
. Beautiful but brutal Tlze Cook, tlte 'Dzief,
His Wife and Her Lover features food,
sex and torture
U\' jUJ II! VF.NAIHJ:S
Don'& say 1 didn't want you.
Pcacr Grccnaway'1' the C.ook, 1he
l'llitf. IIi~ Wife and llcr Lover is
preuy strong stuff. As a clue. iltook
me three weeks to get
up the courage to sec
this film. But I'm glad
I did.
Cook, "/Juef is a
rna. ~of contradictions.
It is po.·sibly lhe most ning und rcpulsi ve. I can guaramcc
you haven't seen anything quite
like it.
Albert Sp1ca (u play on the word
"speaker") 1s The Thief, played by patrons. w:•U:-; !"1H over "! !1c Ct.ok
and st.aff and gorges hin:xlf '--'llh
lh\! second pasSIOn an h1!: Hf,.,_
food. He commands rcspec1 •• nd
dignity from those uuun<.l him, hu1
;~cts like a sav.:ge.
Thealres are reporting a 30
percent walkout rate before
the clo ·ing credits. The \'ltfe.
Georgina (Helen Mtr­
rcn) uses the rest.:Jurant
to conceal her love at-
fan ~ 1th a quiet, b<lok­
hh ~1tron. The Cook.
Tluef, His Wife and Her Lover sil down to a meal at The
....... fs restaurant , m The Cook, The Thit.f, His Wife and Her Lover beautiful film I have seen. yet it was
lhc most difficult to watch, m tcnns
of bruLahty It 1s both refined and
savagc-hke . The brutality 1s, at
umcs. absolutely poetic. It tS stun-Mtc.hacl Gambon. lie owns the
rcst.aurnnt Lc Hollandais, where
mostofthcf1lm t.akcsplac.c Wuhin
thas rcsaurant, he tcrroril..c.s h1s very
passton (his wafc), brutah.r.es Lhe Richard hides their sexual try ts
.,.,hich take pl!lce in the bNhroom,
among the baked breads ar.d where
the btrd.\ are plucked before they
are cooked .
YOU COULD EARN UP TO
e
•
Can you picture yourself 11\Jlung at least
$5000 dollar.; a week, every week? If you
can, l urge you to read thiS amcle 1t could
be worth thousands of doUars to yout
My name as Mark Preston l am 32 years
old and a self made miUionai.re. A few
years ago 1 discovered a money making
method that changed my We forever ThiS
lS not JUSt another "~ nch qwc.k scheme"
ThtS ts a untque new system that is m
de m.tnd cveryv. h .. re, yet few people even
know at eXISts
Anyone can do 1t Trust me lf vou want
to make money. this "ystem ts for you
When I first started th1s money makmg
program I was nat broke and at least
SlO.CXX> doUars 1n debt My famil} thought
I was crazy and sa ad I .,hould be out look
ing for a "real Job fhat dtd not stop me
I was detennmed to make tt With this fan·
tasnc money mllktng plan l had discov~red
J started at home on the kttchen table
wtth no cap1t..1l Wtthm a year I wa..o; takmg
mover $20,000 A WEEK ••. MORE THAN
A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR. You
heard me right, OVER A MILLiON
DOLLARS A YEARII wen& from dnving
an old beat up Ptck Up to a Brand New
Lmcoln Continental 1 patd for 1t m tash
I hought d new home m a prestlgtous
neaghborhood a waterfront summer cot·
tagc and a Townhou-;e m Ronda I do not
mean to brag but these are m} results us­
mg th1!, amatmg mone} makmg svstem
Do not em') me JOin me'
THE SECRET REVEALED
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tional) ne~ money makmg program that
would contmue to make me thousands ol
dollar-. a day It seemed so ea!,y 1 asked
my~t.>lf why everybody w.lsn't rich? Then
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about tht'> secret method of makmg
money 'You do not need 'ipectal traming
or even a college educabon for th1s money
making system to work for you
Once you have lectrned how to use it,
your money wome!> will be over for life
'tl'lU will have hnanoal 'iecunty and peace
of mmd This money makmg system IS
perfectly leg.tl .md amazmgly s1mple It
ha., nothmg to do wath real est.-lte. the
stock market or gambhng of anv kmd.
It doe<. not matter whdt vour financial
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maktng program at home an your spare
hme wtth le.,.., than $1S.OO. ln a tew short
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You will have cash to s~nd on whatever
you want, whenever you want t1 Thmk
of ttl Enough cash to finally put an end
to economic rughtmare s forever'
HERE'S PROOF
I am sure you are ~mcwhat skepttcal
at thlS point That JUSt shows you have
good business sense Rt.•ad what a fe¥.·
Jm~ple had to say aboul .ny money mak·
mgprograrn
Dtar Mari.,
1 onimd your program 3 months ago and
started using it tht day 1 got 11. Th ~ thr lt.tZSI
J U.'CIS shockrd at tht rrsult<;, lAst month I
dtposited (!Vtr $11,000 in my bcmJ. account.
TI1anA you so muclr.
N.C Stuart, Floridn
Dtor Mark,
Whtn I first saw your artrclt I had my
doubts. 1 S4Jd to mystlfl mtght as wtll try it
at ltast I'll be $25.00 ahetld With your
guarrz11tct Wtll your tnlltmal clrangrd my llfr
from lx>mg pat brol..t• rn July to prrzciiCDlty a
millrmwJI't' m Dtermbt·r If J (an do It, anyo1U'
c.an
I S Sa11 Ditgo. CA
Dtar Mark,
Bt:{Mt I onit·rt•d your monty mak1ng mdlrod,
1 u~s slamrg away cuttmg lawns for $4.00 art
hour. At 1<t years old my futurr looked bltak.
lAst wttk I tnlldr crotr $N,OOO m ll"t. than 20
ltout5 of u10rk I am thr rmoy of all mv friends
Thank.' for a ntU! lift!
J, B l..oudont'illr , NY
IT'S UP TO YOU •
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guarantee that wiUun a week of usmg my
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cash start to roll m With my money mak
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[ am so sure that my money m.Uang p~
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JUSl for gMng my money making program
an honest try ~e only ~a<.on T can offl?r
you a gu.ara.nt~ like this LS because l know
you are gotng to make alot of money copy·
.ng my monl')' making ~tem So much
money that I am putting up $50.00 to prove
1t to you Its that simple. ~ou h.J\e nothing
to lose and everythmg to gam The nsk is
nune
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I 1 want to ma._., b~g buc~ by copymt, your m<ln~~ · m.sklng program llno" us \'«<ll Ro.d I
I c.Jnnot lo't' btcaut~r )'Our program lb b.ttkl!d by yout SSO CASH BONUS S · 'tt iOO 1 t,UARAN'TtE II I .m unh.tppy With t~ m.a.nual for In)' rel5()n I m.~.y tl.'tu.m ~~ NY ll20S I 1 at lor m} mont.') bold.. On th4t b.L"Ib hm: t.S m} S20. lny, I
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J .... C~~.!_~~~ ----------------- ~!.. 1 Included wilh the. twrpcontra.-.ts
are several VL'iunJ mcquitics . In the
kllchcn, an albmo choirboy .sing· of
his longing to be a~ "clean as lhe
sr.ow", while ouLSidc. there are
truckloads of maggot·infe..sted meat
The film is po:>itively magical
with lhc usc of color. The dining
room blaLe.s in shad •s of red with
accents of gold and black. The
customers are all in red and black,
and much of the food follows lhis
color scheme. The bathroom is a
glaring. blinding white and the
kitchen is shot in vegetablc ·grecn
with blue and ye11ow ~cents .
People's clothes often change
color as they move from room to
room. As Georg1na walks into the
bathroom. her red dreSs turns into a
d1fterent white one. k she goes
back mto the dining room. the red
dress returns.
Cook. llu.q has gouen a lot of
aucntion from lhc press, and for
good reason. The film would have
been slapped with an X roL.ing. the
kiss of death for many films. In­
stead. it was released without n rJt­
ing aLall. Sull. people under the age
of 18 won't be admillcd tO the film
which is playing at the KOIN the­
atre
Admittedly. there arc n lot of
images that most people would not
care to '>CC. In fuel, theatre.~ arc
n;:porung a 30 percent walkout rate
before l.hc dosang credits. For c'~
ample. the opcnmg SC('nc :-how~ a
man being smeared wil.h and lorccd
to c~t fee~. We assume it is that of
a dog, but we only know llut it d~
not belong LO lhc viclim.
In another ene. the young al­
bino bo't l'i tonurc.d and mutilated .
A man ts vtolcnlly stuffed to death
walh page" of books. Many images
ol d...-cay. both phy·m . .al and morul
permeate the ffi0'-1C, as does a final
Sl:cnc of cannibalLm. Grtcnawuy
nnd the £ilm torceyou to ~e the
str•"-mgl y bc.autif ul alongside with
th~o: horrifying . Some meet the
challenge, some do not.
t feel, however, that reasons to
sec the movie outweigh uny reasons
not to. The acting on the pan of
Micren and Gambon ts extraordi­
nary. The vi.,uals arc spectacular
:.md th~ \\Tiling ~upcrb. his not for
C\"Cryone .. The filmmakcsyouthmk,
n mak~ you feel uncomlortnble at
umcs-in .short, it <.lcmnndo; a great
deal. But hey. 1 just shut my eyes
.,., hen it got 100 rough. If I can
handle it. most people can.
PACE9 SPORTS
A Rockjaw's account of the aggotfest Tour 1990
BY S~vlN' MERVVN FERNANDEZ
(DR. OP JOURNALISM )
R:>R mE PIONW LoG
&pectsuons were hagb and or­
gamzanon was low. as the Jaws
prepared to embark on Maggotfest
Tour lQ90. The twO-hour delay.
due to the late am val of the van, al­
lowed ume Cor some or the more
eager RockJ8ws to get a head stan
on the weekend•s &CilvtUes It was
aJsonmetoshangbaiRoclcJ8wfwth ­
fuls Todd Harmon and Man Healy.
whose weekend plans took a sud­
den (WI~
Doug "Fresh .. Bol"'s.ke finally
garnered a 14-seat Dodge, room
enough for the 17 Festers and thett
luggage The weekend was bol­
stered by the return of old salts
Laugo Baggm:, and Mike "Sani­
WI') .• Dmpkm. who flew mto Port­
land for thts annual nte.
After Lhc obligatOC) stop at
Burlingame \1arl:.ct for refresh­
ments. the 1990 contingent set out
forMa soula, Montana. Whatever
other c •oughts cros."Cd their minds.
Lhese Jaws never lo~t :,aghL of the
fact Lhat they were here first and
forcmo•a a.s represcmauves of thas
anstitution.
The uip went smoothly, if not
qu•ckl)'. punctuated by frequent
stops for vanous reasons. including
an encounter with a VJCIOUS and
paranoid Montana patrOlman Stl
ver-tongucd driver Boko..~ kc CA­
plaincd, "Hey man. stay coot We're
maggots." and the Jaws were orr on
!..heir merry way wtthout incidenL
The Jaws roUed mto Missoula
about I a.m. Just m nme to nnss the
welcoming ceremony and fesUvl­
ties. According! y. the Jaws found a
bar just down the street where a
Maggot bartender mtrOduced the
boys to the "Prairie F't.re." Last call
came all too soon, and the team
reured for the mght.. With vtStons of
grisly maggots crawhng m thetr
skuJ I~
Saturday mommg. the Jaws
woke to a referee shooing them off
of the pitch in preparation for the
upcoming match A weary and suff
Jaws s1de played agamst the rested
Helena men·~ club and conse­
quently t.ookaseverebea ung. There
is nothing spectacular to report about
this match The scoring ended at
24-0. The Rockjaws. now feisty
and furious. stayed the Montana
S•at.e Deerslayc:rs 18-6 Rookje
Dylan Shephard soored has Zulu try
off of a five meter serum and Jason
Herman (wing) decided w try his
luck at prop. He. man proclaimed
aflCt the mateh. "My mother al-
A I'I'ENTION STUDENTS :
Students wishing to
insure themselves or
their dependents for
summer coverage
under the
STUDENT GROUP
MEDICAL PLAN,
before July 1, 1990.
Applications will be
distributed through the
campus mail and will
also be available at the
Student HeaJth Service.
PACE10
r. •·.J" 1 ways told me 10 conquer my fears,
and ever smce the U of 0 game.
props have been my worst night­
mare."
After Saturday's scheduled
matches were complete, the fun
began. The gener-
ous sponsorship of Eugene Rousewtvcs. also made
thelt presence
1'yp1caUy. the Jaws outla..~ tcd
the kegs, and conunucd their own
party m the parlong lot after being
forcefully driven from the fatt· tcr with the MaggotS, prevented the
AU-Maggots from bailing on the
third match altogether . The weary
and toxin·filled Rockjaws ~ wil.h
some help from Central Washing­
ton and an amazing Jlllly by rookie
Brian Freeman, man­
aged to hold their own
the Adolph Coors
company ~vided
a fine complement
to the buffalo steal
feast prepared by
t.he MISSOUla All­
Maggots Rugby's
wholesome appeal "My mother always told
me to conquer my fears ... "
-Jason Herman (prop) against the larger and
more eJtpenenced AU­
Maggots The game
ended 12-24 with a
ZuluttybyhookerGid -
eon Murrey. who
scored on a heads·up
penally play by vct.ernn
''Sanitary" Drapkin attracts many
suange and ruth less characters aU
of whom were at the festival. S1x
hundred ruggccs gathered in a huge
livestoCk bam ensured a hagh level
of awkward sociAl mtubiuons .
Men'\ teams from throughout the
US and Canada wholehcancdl>
JOtn(;d m what can only b\.. descnbed
as an org)· ol male bondmg Scv­
crnl women\ teams, mcludmg the grounds This was followed by a
vJStl to the field, where they galh·
cred spontaneo usly to sing and
carouse. OthCl evenmg events
included a late mght tnp to 48's
where Herman {now prop) chal
lcngcd Lhc All Maggot hosts to a
k.ctchup·swiggmg con t~'il
The keen dcsare to wm, along
''il.h their prcvrous mghlS encoun-PoSt game highlights included
an awardsceremonywhere thcJaws
were again snubbed for team hon­
ors, although Hennan received a
special kctchupachievcmcntnwa.rd
In l.hc Jaws' minds though. they
knew they had won the weekend.
Other htghhghts mcluded smging
andanencounterw1th thercaiS&M
man, whose real name '' S<:ems, 1s Lhe rnlhcr mnocuous ·~ohn ."
Ask Dylan and G1deon about
thear subsequent initiauon into the
Zulu Wamor Tribe.
At this point. all notes become
completely illegtble tO the author;
what follows are brief Oashes re­
vealed while under a deep hypnotic
trance. Ritual purification in the
pnsune Lake Coeur 0' Alene,
.Spokane, the crown of Westen~
Washmgton ... vtcio~ and unprece.
dented attack on Thanny Clark by a
truckload of vengeful and unpnn.
ctplcd whtte trash .•. dmner at
Sk1ppcr's where Greg professes his
lack of taste for fish .. I come for the
strudel... Dan Quayle washmg down
handfuls ofVivann with huge gulps
of Naght Troin ... huge bloodthirsty
reptiles m the outback hving only 10
rend the Oosh from bone ... another
crylpo-fascast srare
trooper. Laugo's hcll-for-leathef
dm mg through the gorgc ... how
much longer?
0
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Sunday-Thursday 8-midnight
Friday & Saturday 9 pm-1 am
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MAY 18,1990
·'1 \rv·.t Crew stJ
BY ToM PI!.RnYRA
The IAwis and
U'tiVellcd to V ancou
pete in the No
Chrunpaonshap~ las
rowcrsprovc.d thom
thut they nre n c
among lho larger
finbhed among th
C~uch as the Univcr
ton. Univcniily of
State Umvcrstty,
University. Padfi
ve:rsity. and Scaul
slty.
Coach Charli
men~ed on the sea
a major force in No
competitlvo with
~ult5 of \he last
Utecompetitivenes:
The mont so
tshed t.hlrd to OS
ing home the bro
men's open 8 i.s
Poe... Josh Lenthal.
Meakin, Jason S
tell. Rick Ruden an
Kathy FrisseU as
women's lightwei
sbeU earned a bro
nlso. finishing n m
a second behind
ftrst.
A silver m.CWJJ
the women· s open
second behind
hind this shell
Gretchen K.loeppe
Erica Balderson, D
Shem SummiLas
th trd plncc wa..~ t.ak
ligbtwetght 8 oar~
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Crew strong at NW Regionals Men's lacrosse comes from behind to beat PLU
SYTOM PERnYRA
The Lowis and Clark crow team
tmvelled to V ancou vcr Lake to com~
pct.c in the Northwe(!t Regionlll
Cha.rnp10Mhip~ last weekend The
rower$ proved thomsctv c..; once again
Lhtlt they ore n competitive force
among the larger programs. They
fini:shed among the ronks of t~runs
such a., the Univcr ~ity of Wnshing­
ton. University of Oregon, Oregon
Stale Unive~ity, Humboldt State
University. Pacific Lutheran Uni­
VefSity. and Seattle Pacific Univer­
~ily. behind OSU and PLU. This cr~w
as made up of Karsten Miller,
Roche! T~u, Hope Mckee. Yulco
Kodllma. April Simm5, Dee Dee
Nelson, Mnllreen Bunger ,Rebecca
Seavey and J<imbaJ Curtoy as lhc
COlt
Other shell~ l.hat competed in
the regau.a were the womun 's nov­
ace 8 that fintshed fifth, women ·~
hghtweight 4 finished fifth.
women's open 8 fmi~hcd fourth,
men's lightweight 4 finashcd ftfth
and Ole men's open 4 tim shed
ruth. BY BRENT BERWrN
roR nrn PtoNF.£R Loc
The Lewis and Clark Men's
Lacro11se team had an arduous tnp
up to Pacific Lutheran Univel"\tty
la~t Saturday, braving torrential
gales gomg there and then geuing
lost in the barrens ofT acoma, but in
the end, ll wa~ worth It
LC started off slowly. falhng
behind 6 1 in the second quarter.
The guest appearances of Jeff
Young and Spanky Weaver mid­
way through the second quaner
uphfted the team, and LC rallied to
ue the game at 6-6. PLU pulled out again to a 9·6
lead but u wa.; to no avail, LC was
on a mt ston from God. Gcuing it
all together an the founh quarter;
LC ~notched vtctory from the JOWS
or defeat, wmnmg 14 9
One only had tO sec Josh Snow
smiling after the game to under­
sumd just how sweet a victory it
was. Jnme.." Rice led LC wtt.h eight.
goals and Emmet Hollins got a pair
with his long range bombardment..
After the game. LC kept its
perfect record in "ltick races intact
with a close victory anchored by
Drew Weeks, who spent the night there whh his high school buddy
who plays for PLU. Wecl:s re·
portsthalPLU women "have deep
pcrsonaJities and a great sense of
humor" (For any further ques­
tions about this please refer to
Drew.)
This upcoming weekend is our
last two games, agamst the Uni­
versity of Oregon and Oregon
State Universny.
S undny' s game as the last horne
game and wall be played at noon,
po~sibly in the LC studium (a k
Coach Jerry Gauo Cor further
details).
Coach Charlie Brown com­
mented on the season, uwe are now
a major force in Northwo$t crew and
competitive wllh everybody ." The
re.-,ult.q o( ~he l~t weekend altusrrate
lhecompetitivenessofUle:crew team. The team ~ed vccy saris·
fled with theu perfonnance over
the course of the year. This is the
fU'St time that the crew team has
compet.cdinascasonatthi$leogth .
Kitsten MUter commented inretro.
spect, *'Lasl year nt this time we
were the !ast Otle$ coming across
the fmish line. Now we are com~
peLing with. and pulling in front of
teams that used to JUSt leave us
behtnd ... LC track finishes strong in championships
The moo •:~ opon 8 ()ar shell fin·
islled third«> OSU and UW; bring·
ing homo the bronr.e medal. The
men's open 8 i~ powered by Scott
Poo.,.Josb Lcnthal1 Trey Hagen, Jim
Meakin, Jason Stanford, Steve Cos·
tell Rick Ruden and Pat Ur-.ino wtlh
Kathy Fnssell as the cox. The
women's lightweight novice 4 oar
sbeU earned a bronze lost weekend
also, finishtng a mere three-tenths of
a second behind PLU; SPU took
rtrst. Another member of the
women's bghtweaght 8 oar shell.
Rebecca Seavey commented. "It's
just good to k.now that all of the
hard work ts finaUy paymg off." BY LIZ FUNN
The men's and women•s track
team completed their 1990 season
this past weekend in Salem. Ore at
the NAIA D1stnct 2 Track & Fteld
Champ1onships. Both teams fin·
1shed strong m the two day event,
the men placed seventh and the
women placed fifth.
Dunng the fli'St day of compe­
uuon semor Bob Harris placed
second 10 the steeple chase. Last
weekend Hnrris won the event for
the second year in a row in the
conference champtonship meet.
Saturday proved tO bean event­
ful day for the two teams. Eric
_-_ Olson, scmor. placed second in the
400 meter event, missing first by
only three one hundreths of a sec·
ond. Jerry Walker fma!hed thad m
this event. Olson at~ broke the
school record sel m 1965 with has
ume of 48 18. He placed ftrst for
the ~nd consecutive year at the
conference meet last weekend.
The men's relay team of
Walker, Harris, Jeff Miller. and
Olson won first place in the 4x400.
Coach David Fix commented that
the "mcn'stcam had an outstanding
meet .. Senior Don Graves posted a
personal best in the pole vault and
pluccd sixth, with a vault of 13ft 11 in. Miller a first-year student,
finished second in the tOO mct.er
and third m lhe 200 meter. David
Owen broke his own .:;c.hool rcc·
ord set last year in lhc javelin with
a wow of 183ft. 6in.
Paula Williams placed first
in the women's 200 meter event,
poc;ting a time of 26.20. Tcri
Andrews posted a third plJce win
in the javelin, with a throw of
130ft 3in.
A silver medal was awarded to
t.hQ women· s open 4 th they fimsbcd
second behind UW. The power be­
bind thi~ o;hcll WB.4\ provided by
Greu:hen Kloeppel, Mlld<i Kistler.
Erica Balderson, Denver Jurdnn and
Shem Summit as the co~~:. Another
th 1rd place was taken by the women· s
lightweight 8 oar 'hell wh1ch placed Thas upcomtng weekend, l.he
crew team will be taking part in a
36 mtle row-a~thon lhnt will take
them a11 the way to Oregon City.
Th1s fandrniser for the team IS
ncccssacy since the ~rt ts rather
expcns1v~ to paructJ)4te in. Each
oar costs up to S 160 and ench
shell. depending on size, cnn cost
from S7.SOO to $15.000. Thts is
more than their charter will cover. Pio baseball wins District II Coach Fu "aid th:u the
"women's team had solid per·
formance" overall for the meet.
Sophomore Lori Geffner and first
year students Katie Rtlcy and
Hilary Billington placed 1xth,
seventh aml eighth respectively
in th~ womcn·s 5,000. Last week­
end in the conference mccl Getf­
nerexplodcd to win the women's
I 0,000 meter me e.
THE AMERICAN HEART
ASS<IJATION
MEMORIAL PR<:t.RAM •
1-800-452-9445
' OY DAVE JACXSON
The Pio baseball team took
l.he DtsUicl Il ch.nmpion~hip llt.lc
in on emouonal Saturday series
against Linfield. Linfield coming
through the losers bmckct had to
beat LC twice to take the Litle. but
the Pios just wouldn't give in.
The Wildcats won the fir t
game 13-5, putting the Pios backs
to the wall. LC ""on the second
game coming from behind in the
eighth inning when Senter. first baseman Scott Russell made a
gwnc. saving three run home run.
The P1os won the game 3 -2.
Lewis and Cl11tk is now in the
Area I playoff tournament begin­
ning with Thursday's game again;;t
Whitwonh. LC beat them in lheir
last meeting. Win or lose they wtll
piny again on Frida)' umJ po ibly
on Saturday.
Teams from Hawaii and Cali·
Cornia along with Whitwonh will
be among those competing. LC encJed thetr !\C:.t on on o
po:;it.ive note wilh their strong
finishes ar both the conference
unc.J district champioru hip .
The men •s and women·
teams will lose several key cn­
iors.howcver,thc ucngth ofthe
iin and second year athletes
1~1\'CS the learn with good proc;.
peeL~> ror next y<:ar.
er!
As of Tuesday, May 15 Apple annot1nced that tl1ey wot1ld be
decreasing prices on the Mac Plt1s, SE and SE/30s to their
educational resellers. We,re not talking about small drop .
These decreases are great! Take a look at these prices:
Mac Plus
Mac SE w /2 floppy Was
$895.00
drives, keyboard $1620.00
Mac SE w/20M hard
disk, 1 floppy
drive & keyboard $184S.OO
Mac SE/30, w/1
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keyboard $2560.00
MAY 18,1990 Now
$715.00
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Watzek Library
us extension 2111 or
From o campus, dial 293-2711.
PACEll FRIDAY
18
Ho" \bout Jt:'-Comc to "LC Class Under
t.J~·s the 19QO Spnnr c;cmi-fonnnl, under
thl \uiurn :u Montgomery P:ltk tonight
from 9 p.m. 10 1 a.m. Bu) your 6 ticket
today nnd go ~l:lg, go~ ith friends,~ ma~bc
C\'Cn ga.,p) bring a date. Really, th•" nught
be fun C\huu.lc scn•ice i a me~ S l, so why
not go?
L Thl·~ttre-Can'tafford thcsemi-fonnal ?
Tu~c :1 fncnd to SprinJ,. Awakening . the
Theatre Dcpanmcnt " Spnng production .
11ckcb for LC students are only l!" ~uch
a deal 8 p m. in the Black Box. F1r Acres
Thc.mrc. \1a · 18. 19. :!4, 25. and 2fi.
SATURDAY
19
PO\Hr. Fire, Ice. and out-singer /song­
writer I aria Web. tcr performs her original
material of rel:ltionships, women, and life,
tomght at 7 at Cafe Mocha's Saturday ~1ght
howcasc. Also appearing is guit.anst Brud
WaUl . Ttckc~ -: $4/ad..,ance. 55/door. on
sale at Artichoke Music and A Woman's
Place.
ue,, Sh,H•etheart-Bogic fans won't want
to ~is this week's SOFA movie, In A
Lcndy Place:. 7:30 and 10 p.m. in the
Counctl Chambers. Free.
nhcard Voices-Grant Edward fc~tures
original music with the taJcntsofRcn6 Sopko.
Andrew Weltman, Cathi Parks. Cristina Lee,
Jodi Eichelberger John Jenkins, and Sam
F1sher in Agnes Aanagan Chapel, tonight
from 8 to 9. Admission is free, I think ...
SUNDAY
20
Dorm Stuff-Everyone returning to a resi­
dence hall this Fall mus.t frn;t check the list
in front of Sandi Bou.emiJJer's office in
Templeton. and then come to Room Sclcc­
lionat7: 15 p.m. in yourdonn'smain lounge.
nus is mandatory!!! Don't forget, or you
m1ght find yourself living someplace unde­
s•rablc.
lure Dorm Doings-The Akin-Stcwan­
Odcll Bar-B-Que and Talent Show Lakes
plncc tonight on The Beach (OdclVStcwan
bac~ lawn}. Come see hp-sync, dancing,
standu11 comedy. mus1c and more from 4:30
to 7 p.m.
Monumental May M~ic-The linatcoflh c
Oregon Symphony' ~ 1989-90 Classical
Series will be a ~rformanccof BccU10vcn' s
''Missa Solcmnis,'' a monumental chom.l
wor~ · new to the Oregon Symphony reper­
tOire. Eleven-time Grammy AwanJ winner
Robert Shaw will guest conduct. 7:30p.m.
at the Arlene Schnitz.er Concert Hall. Tick­
ets are SlO 10 S28 and may be purchased at
the Oregon Symphony Ticket Office, 719
SW AJde.r. or charged by telephone at 228-
1353.
PAGE12 1n} Metal Mnyhcm-MonqUl prcscnL'O
"anctunry plu~ Met..\1 Blade rccordmg Jrt-
1s~ Fate', W<Jmmg and Pcad On Pmc
St.rcct 11tcut.rt. 8 '\0 p.m o;;howumc l'h:
:\.10/advaucc (ll Tack<'tms.slcr outlet£
MONDAY
21
A Bird in the Hand Hen: comes l.hc. Pre.. 1
George Bush is m town today f~r n ) l.<J?O
per plate dinner. Why not pay h1m a v1sll?
He's downtown ~omewhere pcrhap~ the
Hilton ... '? Anyway, it soundshkc a good
idea. But 1000 pl'r plate? lc; tht~ r~1lly
nee c. o;sary'?
TUESDAY
22
Ahhh'..Sun come up, it'sTuc..~day morning!
Yes, anothcrTue...'\day in your life. Enjoy il
because there will never oc another Tues
day, Mny 22, 1990. Ever. What a deep
thought to Lake to your Phil. 101 clnss, eh?
No on second thought. beucr skip all your
classes today Instead. go out to the Manor
House lawn and frolic with 1he doggies
before they all get lhe leash.
WEDNESDAY
23
The Rustns will Roo t-Reggae Sunsplash
'90 comes to Ponland tomght at 7 30. For
$18.50 (plus service charge} you can skank
with pride to the mus1c of Burning Spear.
Frcdd1e McGregor. Marc1a Gnffiths, Shmc­
head. Shelly Timndcr, U-Roy, and the 809
Band. an incredible bnc up for one of the
b1gg~l dance parties of the year Tacke1S on
sale now' Call FASTIXX at224-TIXX.
The Infinite Bent-The self-proclaimed
Acid-House founders Psychic TV play Pine
Slicct tonight at 8:30. presenting a three­
hour. multi-media pcrfonnan cc. Special
Gu~ts: Tone Dog~ . TackeLc; are S 1 0/ad­
vancc from all Gl Joc's{fickcunastcr out­
letS.
THURSDAY
24
Guitar Concert-Michael Owens will play
acOu!'ttic lingcrstylcguhar in Agnes Aanagan
Chapel at 8 p.m. Freel
Pelicula4il en E..,panol-The Spamsh Con·
vcrsntion Group presentS Mirror of Authors:
lnten·icw with Julio Cortazar at 5 p.m.
today in Tomhnson . Subtinles are provided
for non-Spanish speakers, so everyone is
welcome! It's free.. too, " ~ -....:!...-..... ,. ~-.-illf&_...- -~~_:: -:::;1.._--:_ ~:_. _I
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CES
Arleen Pinwanl
Yoo light up my lc.af
'r' ou lt'"e mt so.ap
To ltp up<~n
y1,11 hght cw1 m) hel
And IOU my ~1ughU "'th tong•
Cnap) Boone
\'I\\ nm& Hole·
1llcro can he no peace Ul this "orld if you de> not stop
\'ll.,.mng.
~people •n•m~t onficr polluuon
Dearest Kcllecn (\'egaa Woman)·
A very hapro: btnhday wu.h to you froot me.
·810 £tC.~ (J,Il)
Dear :\omeooe,
I'm an emgma to m\)$t people. I'm loncl). and
a~h.1mcd ol who 1 em and so 1 hJde my,etf behtml a
mul.: that's., thtc.k u the Pcrhn Wall All r wantaa
\l.)meonc aotcll me that I can como out thalrm loved,
thl\tl'm nc~:epecd, thatl'mnn t liUpld, that I'm rei\ I but
1 .,. 111 not c..'po:..e myscU to he destroyed DC!Ir
Someone- hnd mo-~avc me a htg hug -and tell me that
1 c:.an a wale I rom th&s wallcd·tn dream eustMce and
bcoome v.ho hm-foryou. Tell me thai you love me.
-The Blmd
Kcllcen Smuh·No words can Qpn:ss my feelings
towanfs )OO 11 well as these:
Your whole body hAt
A fuUnc.ss or &emlcneu destined for me.
When 1 move my hend up
l find m c:ac.h placx: a dove
that wu Jccking me, 1u
.r they h.ad, love, made you or clay
form)' own pouct's hAnd,.
Your knees, your brcuu,
your Willi
are mtnmg paru of me like the hollow
of a thtnty eanh
from 'oithtth they broke on
a Conn,
and togcl.hc:r
we arc complete IJkc a amgte nvcr,
ltlu: a smglc g"-!n of sand
·Pablo Neruda
KcllyKcllyKelly
Happy Birthday twenty· two times!
Love Mo
Kan K
ht) l.Jule han'·bum the world
·big han' 01na
It, ~o b•&·
..S.tM
J(lhn W
1'111 Sltll here, JUJI Ia h11 ntC:IIIJIIOfl'hOill.Cd
• Yuur t.houaht to be hut romcou• rcallly
channclc.J th"xtgh a fciJO\\ tnl'll Amcnc::~~n
Jennbmwn ·
Oh my go.J. Tho1e sud:•. th0$C shoes, &hAl msed
around your ned;, You mutt be from Mon&ana
·Your mmical apprcnti~
Young Rcpuhltcan• Unttel
1lle Oppreusvc l.ihcralllonb have a stran~chold
on our pohuul croauvttyl Jam, you ._now you love
hsm (George, I mean.)
·Bn.
l.c1'1 gtvc ol Gcorgtc t.ho olftetlll l C welcome
wagon Unght •nd early Monday momtng. f·<>?l
patllltl)td oops, cJn:;s~ Hlu: a COI'pOfll iC; dupe and avotd
the htlly club!
McCahc·llovc you.
Sac's SI.IH·redecm yourselves Saturday.
Dan, EJ & John·
Hugs and llitkics from your houscmate.
l..o~ e, llc:.a t.h
Yura·
l\0\lun~ oompan:s to the v111on of yout 'wCClly
thaped oght us stndin& down the road to the Mly«tc•
Butldtng. Words do ugjusucc to thiJ woric of God
-Uul(
r:taine-
S'icajawea'a vatcc hu $I range and myat.cdou• waya
111 bring the spikes and hammtr, you bring the cross
.Judas
haiku for kelly amtth's bitthday
dark hurcd smtle and
frcdJecJ llp tnspirc lust
CUeto k.i IICl
l&ll
Kelly.
HaPPY Binhday 2U
You don't loolc like a monkey, but you could il you
worked in a roo.
PLACE A PIO PERSONAL!
It costs nothmg to place a P10 Personal Just wnte your ad (no classafaeds, please)
and send at to Pio Personals, LC Box 21 Deadhne 1s Wednesday Send a message
to a friend or loved one tod It's free, 1t's fun, 1t's the t thi to do,
The golden scales of justice
BY MATT SMITH
1 stepped off the Tri-Mcl and mto anarchy Hundreds of people, young and old,
running, scre.'lming, fighting. Some were carrymg p1ck.ets and banncn;, others merely
shook their fists and chanted somelhtng umntelhg1hlc. Cars had been ovenumcd and set
ablaze. T~r gas grenade...-.; exploded nearby. and bluc-clud soldtcrs armed with vtclous
dogs and clubs were feverishly trying to quell the riot. . .
I had been nt Fred Meyer buying lOOthpastc and Chccl-Wh11. l was 1nnocem. Y ct
panic rnged around me now. What had become of peaceful LC? . .
"What has become of peaceful LC?" I shouted, to nobody m parl.lculnr I dove tnlO
a nearby foxhole. clutched my sack of toothpaste and Chce7.-Whuto my chest. and peered
over the edge. Every wmdow in Templeton had been shaucrcd, and every parJ...mg lot from
Forest to Gri~wold was filled with crowds of screnmmg pcoplc,lhrowmg rocks and bottles
and fighting among l.hemsclvcs . Odell Hall was a smouldcnng rum. "Whnt has become
of peaceful LCT' I said again.
"R1ol." -.ntd a vo1cc bcs1de me. I tumed,and sittmg beside me m Oac lo~tholc was none
other thu.n our Prl'Sidenl, Michael Mooney. Though~ raged lhrough my head. Had aJI the
campus tens•ons finally come to the breakmg pomt? What could u lx? Racinltcnstons?
Abortion protCSL'\'l Coed Bathrooms? 1 asked Mike. "No," he smd, "something much,
much worse."
"Oh dear God ,"1 cried, "I dldn 't think your tenure decision~ were that controversinl. ''
"Don't be silly. It's much more importanllhun t.hat."
"What, then? Tuition? The aJcohol policy? Marriou'l"
"No," he sighed helplessly, .. it's fish."
"Fish? Like tuna? .. I'd hc.ard about the tuna boycotL'\.
"Goldfish," he said. Just then, a huge cxplo~1on shook the ground, followed by
cheering. 1 looked over the edge of the foxhole and saw a group of about lluny people
dmggmg somebody to a makeshift guillotine on the Templeton roof.
"Who's that?'' I asked.
"That?" replied Mike, "That's Mr. Odell."
MAY 18, 1990 VoLuM
-
~Board ofl
8.94 per<1
Bv ScoTI' cRJo..: so:-.~
In its qu:trlcrly m
\Vcdncsd~ ly, May 23, I
lurk Boanl ol Tms
usly appruvt:d an R
rcac;C in lUHIUn, fOOl
the a"mtcml(: yc..1r
Tu1Uon and fees 1(
will be S 12,588. Hot
rr.sidcncc halls will c
and the 19·m~l pia
S2.364 while the 14-m
cost )2,154.
According to Wayr
V1cc President of Bt
Fmancc. the additional
go toward faculty pc
lm;ast~ and improvcm
uhy fnngc bcncflls
··A good chunk of
w11l be going mto the
faars program," sa ad
Bcgmning next year, rc
sors wtll not have to pa
1d the tuJUon incrca
long way to compcn
le:qK:nses.
The consolida ted
Lewis and Clark (the
e college, law school
Pio bas
BY DAVID JMJ\SON
The Lcwi~ and Cl
•
b~l'iCbDI..Il team IS gomg
World Scnes lor the ftr
The courageous sp1nt
hils led them furl her Lhi
they have ever gone b
LC cluimcd the A
pionship ud~ also tor t
last Salurday ,tx>aung
at the University of P
w<:.ll supported by cmh ·
California Luther.m
game Saturday 8 to 4
more hiL" than th~ Ku
LC left many runntr:-;
~~~d of bringing them
Pio~ "bent but nevc.r ~
lhc.playolt ~-.." satd J lc.a<J
Gauo Cal l uthl.'r.m
1cxc:c·n uon to the rule.· 1
Jrc.:!Uiy showed thc1r c
tame hock tn win
Senior Doug N1ch
...... ,tic. sUlmmu. puc
inc mnmgs ol llte s
havmg thrown
ly two days before u
''u~~u hy spccUtcular
·nrh', the 20 .to 6 vi
t~.;hols his I Oth win ol
tung a s hool record
Tite win was un a
effort. dcsp1tc N
tchmg. The Lcwts
t' ... "'rs blew through th