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1990-05-11

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Faculty meeting called to discuss tenure decisions
BY Scon Ettsc.~~;sos
The faculty held an emergency
mccung on the afternoon ofThurs
day, May 1 Thcmccung was called
to constdcr an organu.cd faculty
tc.'\ponse to the rce< nt dcmals of
tenure from Dr James Russell,
Business and AdmimsLrauvc Slud­
ics, and Dr. Carol Capelli. Psychol­
ogy.
A pcttuon with 13 fncully stg­
natures was submlllcd to Ac.tmg
Vtcc Prcstdcnt for Academtc. Af­
f:urs Jcnmfcr Johnson A pctstion
wtth only five faculty stgnatures is
necessary to call an emergency
mceung. She and Prestdcnt Ms­
chacl Mooney auendcd the meet-
• mg.
A resoluuon rcadmg. "The fac­
ulty of the College of Arts and Scs­
enccs of Lewts and Clark College
calls upon President Mtchael
Mooney to fonn a panel to constder
hts denial of tenure to Drs. Capelli
and Russell and to make dcctstons
bindmg on all paruc.'i. The
con-:tiUlllon and gmdellncs of the
panel wtll be dctermmcd by mutual
agreement ofPrcs•dcnt Mooney and
Drs. Capclh and Russell," was
moved by Dr. Bill Rou..schcafcr,
Professor of Philosophy and sec·
ondcd by Assoc.•atc Profc,__-.sor of
Political Sc.1encc Bill Lewis Dts·
cu ·sian was then heard on the rc"o­
lution.
After appro~imately one hour
ol discusston, a quorum caJJ was
made A count of rhc faculty pres­
ent show<'d that only '36 members
were in att'-ndcncc, ctght members
short of the 44 necessary for a vote
The resoluuon was not voted on,
and the mccung adJourned
The prc."cnttcnurc rcv1ew pro­
cedure was approved by the faculty
<Atohcr29.1979 Accordmgt.othe
ofhcl81 "Progrnm of Faculty Rc·
view for Advancement. Promouon
and Tenure." the process begms wuh
the comp1lauon of a file by t.hc
faculty member bcmg cons1dered.
Ench applicant rccctves evaluauon
tn three cat.ngoncs. teachmg effec­
tiveness, the quahty of research in
the appltcant • s held. and the
applicant's mvolvcment m the
Lcw1s & Clark commumLy. The
file must con tam materials relevant
NEWS
LC awaits final
accredidation decision
Page3
FORUM
Mother's Day and
abortion
PageS to the three catagonc.s of review.
Thts file is submmcd by the
applicant to the chair of their dc.­
panmcnl, who wntcs a letter ot
rcc.;ommendauon to the Dean of Fac­
ulty and co the Fucully Comm•ttcc
for Promouon and Tenure (FCPT).
The applicant •s al-cases. While the President's deci­
sion may be chnnged, President
Mooney has said that he would not
reconsider.
Ibc faculty resolution socks t.o
create a new panel of revtew tf the to accept the panel even if the fac·
uhy were to vote it int.o existence.
"My view is that the csLab­
lishcd procc._~ for tenure review has
hccn followed,'' said Mooney.
'Whnt i-. behind the faculty rcsolu­
uon qutstJons that rcsulL"
"I don 'uhink you
establish a new lowed to read and, 1f
so dcsucd, respond
to the chairts leucr
or rccommendauon .
Both the lcuer and
the applicant's re­
sponse (1f any) are
then submitted to
the Dean of Students
and to the FCPT. "As a faculty member, it
see1ned well within my
rights to ask the President to
take another look. " process because
you disagree with
the result." he
added Mooney
was also skepti­
cal of the
faculty· s support
of lhc resolution,
~inccaquorumof
faculty was not
reached at the
meeting. The FCPT then
tndJvidually cxam­
mcs the applicant's -Professor Martin Hart-Landsberg
file. and auempts t.o
reach a concensus opinion If the
Dean of Faculty, after rev1cwmg
the me, differs in opmion from the
FCPT decis1on, he must communi
calC his dec•s•on in wnung to the
Pres1dcm. The Prc-:1dcnt lhcn takes
all nccc.~ files and letters of
rccommcndauon mt.oc.onsidcrJuon,
and makes the final dcc.•saon.
Theonlvcourscofappcalavail ·
able to the applicant lies in the
deciSIOn of the FCPT. The appli·
cant must nolify the Dean of Fac­
ulty of h1s 1ntent to appeal within
one week of his noUfJcation of the
FCPT dectston An Appeal Board
would then be formed. compnscd
of one LC faculty member chosen
by the applicant. one chosen by the
Dean of Faculty, and one agreed
upon by the fl.rsL two appomtces .
None of these persons may be
members of the FCPT faculty were t.o pass the resoluuon
and 1f Mooney were t.o accept it, the
new panel would hear the cases of
Drs. Russell and CapeUa and would
make a final dcctsion. Thts deci­
sion would be bmcling on all par­
tics. However, Mooney 1snot bound Doug
Egan, Professor of Busmess and
AdministrauveStudse s, chaucd the
FCPT a~ ll constdcred Russell's and
CapeU s' s cases. "l don't dL<>agrec ••
w1th Mooney's dccL~ton-.. he said
''ThL FCI'T is a duly-appomtcd
body of faculty to review the tenure cases of peers,·· he sa•d. Egan sees
lhc proposed panel a.~ a tool for
"second guessing,'' and isconccmc.d
that adoption of the panel would set
the precedence for apJlCal with no
logical endmg point.
Egan cited the appeals proce­
dure a~ a buih-m doublc-chc\!king
proce.'-S, and warne..' that adoptton
of the proposed panel would cloud
the role of the FCPT itself.
According to Marty Hart­
Landsbcrg, Professor of Econom­
ics, there arc several f'QSOn~ the
resolution hould be adopted ... In
neither case did the review commit·
tee vote again-;ttenure. in both casc..'i
the Dean decided in favor of t.cnurc.
and in both case~ the Pres idem made
a negative dcci.;ion." he suid.
"A number of us felt.. based on
our knowledge of lhe cases, thm
both [RusscU and Capelli] were
strong candidate..,, and great asset<\
to the college,'' he added. In both
cac;cs, t.hc u:nun: process produced
decisions m favor or tenure up until
the President 'sfinal dccUon. whach
Continued 011 page 2
The Appeal Board then rccon­
stdcs the file along wtth the ground-.
for the FCPT's mitial dcc.t'\lOn as
well as Lhc appellant' s argum~.:nt.s
for reconstderauon Each mem~r
of the Appeals Board then makes a
recommendauon to etthcr uphold
or reverse the FCPT's initial deci-Vladimir P. Lukin, Deputy to the Supreme Sovif't of Russia Republic, speaks at lvfonday ki:ynote a1/dress
StOn.
Finally, the recommendations
from each member of the Appeals
Board, the FCPT, and the Dean of
Faculty are forwarded to the Prest
dent, who gavcs the final dcclston
Netthcr Rus~ll nor Capelh
sought an appeal tn thetr tenure
FEATURES
Sunburn Band
"Love Circus" profiled
Page6
SPORTS
Women's tennis team
heads to Nationals
Pagel of the lA Symposium.
lA Symposium ushers in 'Jnew era''
8'1 TOll.il' DA\.lS
forty three lcctll.('(!r.), panchsts,
acadcmtctuns nnd pohucal sclcn­
tistsushcrcdin' 'ANcwEraoiTr.m ,
Pacaftc. Relauons" with the twenty
ctghth annual lntemauonal Affrurs
Sympostumandetghthannu.al U.S.·
Soviet Conference. May 7-9.
1l1e procecdmgs CO~lstcd of
diSCUSSIOnS and speeches deabng
wtth Sov1et and U.S concerns from
a''P.JClfic"perspecnve. Dou,gDodd.
chair or tlns year's sympostum,
descnbed the conference as "an
attempt to look at U.S . ..Sovict rela­
tions in a wc1y different from t.hc
U"Jditional sort of Moscow-Wash.
ington looking ilCllN Europe, across
the Atlw1tic. This L" a way of look­
ing at U.S. -Sovtet relation~ in a way
more rcle\ant t.o the West Coa..~;t,
the Pacific Northwest and to our region here as we look aero's the
P.acific. •·
The three-day symposium fo­
CU$00 on the topics of "Economic
Development and Environment.. ..
"Security and PolitJcallssuc.l\ in the
Pac1fic" and .. Economtc nnd Busa­
ncss Cooperation m the Pacific. ·•
With the five round table panel
discu">-\tons and two Keynote Ad­
dresses .. \ubjcct.s addre..;;scd were
"Conflict and Cooperation in the
Global Environment,'' "Key Issues
Confronung NE Astn," ''Arms
Conuol and Dtsarmament in the
As•a-Pacific Reg10n" and ''Per·
c.sttoilca and Prospects for the So­
viet Economy."
During the keynote address on
Monday ntghl, Dr. Raben Scalap-­
ino. Director of the Institute of East
A~inn Studi~. remurkoo that the challcngesofthe rururc" Ill be much
diffcrcn t than those of the p.a."L "The
Great Drnma or the immcd1ate tu­
ture... he explained. ''will be the
constant tension between intcmn­
t.ionolism on the one hand and na­
uonahsm, :>ubnational1sm and eth­
nicity on lhc other.''
.. We want to cooperate. but we
shall also compete with Jap.1n. We
will compete, but we want to coop­
erate with the oviet Unil'ln. There
are lots of grey guys in thecont.em­
porury world from an American
perspcclivc, and that's why I ~d
•t.o livewithcomplc:\ity and to work
outpolici sis probably the ~preme
ch.3Uenge of our time,'" \:alapino
said.
PurticipanL" of the confcrenl'c
included: Vladimir Lukin, Deputy
Continued on page 2 Sa11dinista lead r to sp ak
Alejandro Bentfuna. <\andinisw leader Md roml'-'r ~u. retnry Gcncml
of the MmislJ)' ot Foretgn Affnirs of Nicaragua. w1ll ~rx.-~k on • tc~trn ·
gun: \\'luther tllc Rc\'Oiution," Monday. Mu) 14m 7:30p.m. m E'an!'
Aut.luonum .
.. This is nn cxt.raMdirulJ') opportunity to gam an in~idcr's view aJ a
en tical juncture m L S ·1carogU!ln relation·." :oMtid LC prok\S.Or Jock
Corbett.
Bc:ndana I'C«ivcd his doctorate in hi'\tOf)' from Hat\l.ud Univcr.\it ·
in IQ79 and hi~ 1n~ter's degrt"' from the Univer;il) • of Nt\\ OrlCdfl..c: in
JQ7 . He hac: umght 31 Harvard Cnivcrsity and the: Umv rsity of New
Orlean.' and was a Fulbrlght-Hn) s Scholar to Argentina in 197 76.
Hi ,;,;tis sponsM..~ by Lew•" and Clark College and by David and
Eliz.ab:th Linder.
to Fir Acre
Le" is and Clar~·s Fir Acree: Theatre will present Spr~ng Awakt•ning,
a play by Frank Wedekind , at8 p.m \1ay 17. 18. 19 and 24,25 and 26.
in the Blacl Box Theatre.
LC's production of this li"cly and "Piritcd ungi-comcdy marls the
Wc.st Coast premiere of the play's new Amcric.an trnn-.lation b} Doug
Lnngwonhy . The play v."a.~ wnucn 100 years ago by Wedekind. and
L3ngwonhy'~ ncv. translation giv~ the play an immediacy appropri.1tc
to a rontempomn ~..;on .
Spr111g A \\'Okc:mn~ explore" the traumatic period of udole: cnce and
lhe pressures aJulls impose on )Oung people. Se.,ua) identity, teenage
uic•dc and aoonion arc some the 1 ues ra1scd by this play.
Playwright Wl'.dckind tales a harp. satirical look at socic·t) ·, ar­
tcmpLS to restrain life as it blooms forth. As the disco"cncs of three
ch1ldrco propel lhcm into adulthood. the conOkt bctwoon Mother
'aturc's fcnility and snctety's sterility C.')Calates imo war-and tllc
children become the battll.!ficlds upon which that war t-; waged.
The production is directed by guest anist and LC aJwn, Judy Goff.
Profc.s ·or John Gcnh is designing the ~land costumes: student Andrew
Lieberman is designing lighLS: and Eric Barth is in charge or !'ound.
Pl!riormcrs are: Larisa Benner. TJ Blill, Christine Calf as, John H H.
Ford, Mark ( J.:oorcr) Froelich, Jaime Gon7..nle.z., Mich!Jel Hcalt). ~arnh
Bollov.'3). Gina James. Chris MacKenzie, David Morgan, Heather
Robison and Laura Van Zcc.
Tovelist Meschery to give reading
Novelist Joanne Mcschcry .... ;u ~d from her works Thursday. May
17 at 7:30 p.m. in Tamaroc); Lounge.
Mc..<;ehcry will read from In a 1/igh Place. her v. idely acclaimed flJ"Sl
novel, and from A G~ntltman' s Cu.itk to tht Frontier. Her storyLelling
captures the contemporary West and the modem life of t.he highway.
The reading is sponsored by LC's English department and the Con­
e ens and Lectures Commiuee, and is free and open to the public.
Recital quartet to perform
Violinist BiU Runt will perform in rcciml with Lcshc Stra.la. viola;
David Straka.ccllo: and Barb::~.ra Palmer. piano. Friday. May 18al8 p.m.
an Evans Auditorium.
The program will include Mozart' ~ Piano Quartn, Hindemith's
Slnng Trio and Brahms' Pia110 Quart~l .
Co t i S5 geocml3dmission, and S3 for sUJdents and senior citizens.
Proceed will benefil the Lewis and Clark: scholarship program for
• • • tnng mus•cmns.
F..dltorial Board
Laurie Mauhews , Ed110r m Cluef
Debora Jorgensen, Managing Editor. RUJtAm Koc:hc:r, News Edltor. Jenny
Brown, Forum Editor. Julie Venables. Pearures Bditor. Tom Pereyra. Sports
Editor; Mau Smith. Publick Occumnces: Tonya Kocher, Pho10 Editor.
Melil.sa Lim. Production Editor; Je.ssica Lewis. Copy Editor; Scou Smllh,
Advertising Manager; Denise Webber, Circulation Manager
tarr
Dav1d Adams. Kimberly AJan. Rurru Bando, S\Uie Bennet, Carrie BOl'IJlef,
Shaon Chi, David Cf'li&, Tony Davis, Yuki Esueh~ Scou Erickson. Liz
Flinn, Je.arulle Gunter. O.Vc Jackson, lAlie Jorgensen. Molly Ladner. Malia
Morley. Shannon Mullison, Eileen Niulcr. Mui&ai Njusuna. Don Paul. Mic:sid
Rcmmcn. Dakota Smith. Diana Turco. Sheila Ward. David Webslcr. Jeff
Young
Photog~a pbfrT. Eric: Morse:.. Rob Peuson. Mat Pet.crJon. Ken Popper,
Marc Schotland
Computer Consultant· Rob Dillins
Advisor: Pe&er Christenson. of Communications, Chair
PACE2 1 Faculty meeting questions tenure decisions LC
President's decision. He feels tllat stressed that the idea was sull m the MAliA MORlEY a\\
Conttmw.lfrom pagt I
was in both cases negative. ''As a
facull) member,'' said Jlnrt·
Landsbug, "it seemed well wllhin
my nghts 10 ask the Prestdcnt to
take another look." the main question is whether there spcculmivc 'it.agc On Apnl 18 and 1!
needs to be anothCl look at these The future of the rc.soluuon is ICia:tK underwent a rcvn
cu.~s . nnd that controven.y over the.. "problematic,'' nccordJng to LewH
authonty of the proposed panel has "l believe, uccordmg to standard by tltcNorthwcst A
overshadowed thts question parltamcntary procedure, tllatatthe hoots and Colleges l
llan-Landsbcrg strc..sscd tllut t.hc
resolution calls Cor a panel only to
reconsider the cases, by no mc.Jns
guarantt.eing a reversal of the "There IS a possibility we might ncJtt regular faculty mecung. the if the need
introduce a consuwuonal amend· 1s.suc 1s still on the t.able" The n~1 llnl'ln in the college's
mcm" dealing with rcgulnr gncvc faculty meeting is scheduled for stem had taken plac
nee procedure, srud Lew1s. but he 28th of May. The sy-.tcm wa-.
International affairs symposium ""b~~~:;;.:)::.l
Ilk: preliminary oml 1
und Clad.:: It 1m proves the school's b)' the (our members o
image and is important for mstitu-3uon comnuucc, w·
tion building," Dodd said. "It gives able. Cominu~dfrom pagt I
to the Supreme Soviet of Ru.'\sia
Republic and Ducctor ot the. Rc·
search Jn~titut~: of the Supreme
• ovict of the U S S R : A mba SU·
dor Valentin ~nenev. Consul
General U S S R , San fmnc1stO;
A.mbas.'tldOr Zhou Wen Zhong,
Deputy Consul Gcneml Prople's
Repubhc of Ch1na. San frnns1s~:o~
Lev Knrpov. Head of the Econom·
Jcs Department.. U S /Canada Stud·
tcs lnsututc Acadcm) of Sctcnc.e ·
of the U S S.R . Gregory Gross
man Prolessor of EconomiCS, Uni­
versity of California at Berkeley: Nauonallnstitutc for Defense Stud­
IC..'>, Tokyo. Japan: and Robert Seal·
apino. Dtrcctor of the lnsUt'Ulc.:. of
East Asian Stud1es, Univer.;ity of
Cahfomia at Berkeley
The symposmm was combmcd
wah tlle btenmal Trans-Pac1fic
ConJcrcnce due to .. budgetary c. on·
strrunts." TI1e combinauon also
prov1dcd the opportumty to focus
on U S.-Sov1et rclallons. Th1s
mcldmg of tllc two events Wlll occur
on altcmaung years and the event
organizers will have the opportu
nny to choose tlle top1c and gcncml
theme of tllc evcnL the school c.redtb1hty and gives
studenL~ and fucuhy the opponu. LC and the other 9
nity to engage m an CJtchange or N\VASC are cvaluat~
ideas with intcmauonal cho~.lt u;:.cs of voluntcc~ fror
is a good opportunaty for the school II\ the a.~c:;oc.1allon E._
to gam some prommence while each instituuon tn lhcl
bemg of scrvtco to the regaon. ". •~vnluatcd by a team
As the symposiUm came to a matcly 14 cornmmcc
dose. preparuuons for OC:\l year·~ that the cducnl
event wl're JUSl bcgmmng A ne\\ t the schools is at s
$ympostum CommnLee will be e\pctt.ation level. All
Conned witlun the ne't few weeks. college arc mvcstigat
Students of all maJOrs are welcome
and encourngcd to parucrpalC m mitory standard" and Lee Hilhn 1\.oo. Pre.'\id\:nt ofDacwoo
Rcscarc h Institute.. Seoul, Korea: As1de from the twenty-eight year
tr.ldllJOil of havmg l.he SvmpostUm
at LC 1t is also important , 'to bring
top mtemauonal scholars to Lewis LC's twenty mnth annual tntemJ. 10 classroom perfom
tionnJ Affat.rS Sympos1wn. br:uy facilitic~. H1sashi Taknh~ tu, Profe.,.sor of
Milil.lll')' and Diplomatic Ht"tory,
\~ EOUALOPI'OR1'U!\I n OPPOR·
TU, J'TY-The Ben Linder Bngade no~
SCC"king self· mOtiVated , JfOUPoOOtntc:d
arum, awvuts and sktllCIJ and' un1lilled
wort~ en for • People: or Color Ungade lO
Nicat11&ua this fall. Call Portland Coruuo
Sutct Ctt)' Projcc:l,. 233 ·.S l 81. CamJ'I:Is orgam.uuon~ clubs~.!:nu~orori · tica Call CX..~ C: (a00p32..05.ca /(Sw) 9S(}.
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WE, MEMBERS OF THE GRADUATING
CLASS OF 1990, WISH "THE BEST OF
LUCK" TO THOSE WHO FOLLOW US!
SARA BAMBERY CARLA GIBSON
SUZIE MULLEN KATE PETERSON
JANEEN ANDREW AMY t.ERlCH
DOMINIQUE GRECO JAIME GONZALEZ
SUSIE CARLSON LISA GREILING
BETH Dtll'OIT LEE LANE
DANIEL SLOOP MA'IT JOHNSON
ERlC HARTMAN VICTORIA WILL.lAMS
LISA BARNES DAVIS PALMER
ROBYN CHRISTENSON KELLEEN SMI-.-'l'H
MAGCIE Ut.IENTH.AL JOHN PEARCE
TOM CASSIDY BRAD WOLFF
KIRSTEN WAGNU .D TG'F'ANJ ELARDO
DAWN GERMAIN MDCE MAYERLE
JENNY IVERS JOHN WEATHERLY
CARRIE BROWN STEPHANIE BARSS
LAURA KAEI..KE SUZANNE BENNET
ANDREW ALTMAN ANDREA TREMER
KRIS SCHUBE RG HARSHA ABEYARATNE
ELLEN t .EE SARA K. BOWERS OX
IJSA FRITSCH CAMERON DEYOUNG
JIM MARQUARDT ROWENA FRIERSON
CODY CAIN SEAN PARKER
EUZABE'J'H FORSGREN VAL PROTHERO
DAVE GRESHAM NICOLA CLARK
SUER! SUMMIT CHJUSTINE SCHOOLEY
BECKY GORDON IJSA PIM
BEN ELLIS RICHARD KING
A YUMl KITA SJ'EPHEN LAMB
CHRISTINE MacANALL Y KA YLA MOH.S
MARY MURDOCH MARISSA MURPHY
JONAmAN PONT NICHOLAS RJNARD
SCOTT RUSSELL SUZANNE SEGERSTROM
DAVID TACKER KAREN YODER
DEIRDRE ANDERSON KAY HOLZWEISSIG
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On April 18 and 19, Lewis and
Clark underwent a rcvuluat1on proc·
s: by the Northwest Association of
Schools and Colleges (NW ASC) to
iJctcnninc if the needed improve.
11\Cnl in t.hc college's governance
rste1m hnd taken place
The system was found to be
problcmotic during th<:. regular
cvaluationtwoycarsago. Thisycar,
lhc preliminary oral rcpon. given
by the four members of the rtcvalU·
suon commiucc, was very lavor­
ahlc.
LC and the otJter colleges in t.hc
NW ASC nrc evaluated by commtt­
tces of \IOIUntC(rS from 11\SltLUllOnS
mthe association Every 10 years,
ea h institution in the assocmtion is
,v.aluatcd by a Learn of approxi
matcly 14 committee mcmbcri lO
en~urc that the cducauon provtded
at the ~chools is at an ac(.eptable
e'pcctatton level. All a::-pccl.'i of the
college nrc mvcstigutcd, from dor
mitory standards and food semce
to clas .. sroom pcrfonnancc and li·
bmry facilities.
Two ycar:o; ago, t.hc associauon
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to be problcmntic . Thas system
mvolvcs the uucrchangc between
the U'Ustcc.~. the administ.r.uion and
the faculty. In response to the re­
quest to improve the system, the
Board or Trustees passed u new set
of bylaws for the college in Scptcm·
bcr Subse<1ucnlly. each college-­
the College of Liberal Arts and
Sciences, the Gr..tduate school and
the Northwestern School of Lnw­
passcd a set of bylaws to help creme
more sLructurc within thcu school
and throughout the college.
"The committee was very
pleased wilh what as going on,"
cxplamed Jennifer John~n. Acting
Acadcmtc Vice Prcsrdcnt and Dean
ot lhe College. Johnson. the main
contact forthccvaluato~. c.x plai ned,
"This is not a social cvcnL The
committee came without telling us
in advance who lh y wished to ~peak
with, so there were no' answers' for
anyone lO prepare." The comm iucc members sp<>kc wil.h faculty. ad­
munstmtors und student leatlc.rs.
The rcprcscnwuvc s from the
NW ASC who revaluated LC were;
Or. William 0. Rtckc, Prc:mlcm ol
Pacific Luthcrun University : [Jr •
Dale R. Comstock, Dean of the
Graduate School at Ccntr..tl Wash·
ington University; Dr. Arthur 11. De
Ro icr Jr., President of Rocky
~1ountain College: nnd Dr. Jnmcs
W. Lyons, D an ol Student Affairs
.11 Stanford Umvcrsily. Ms. Marga·
ret Ann Fidler, Asslx:iatc Dean ol
Admini.lr.1tiveScrvices at Sum lord
Univcr IL)' was here as an observer.
The full comrnissaon m«X!ts in
June for a final review of the prog·
res' LC has made in tmproving tts
governance system. LC President
Michael Mooney an<l Dr. Ricke,
Chainnan of the commtttce. will
attend tllis mccung and make an
or.U pre.scntauon on LC' behalf.
1l1c hnal evulwuon will be pre­
sented after tltis conference .
CorrcctJon; Radioactive waste found m Olin trash cun was m fact not
rudioxuvc and not a health hazard. The <"ontaincrs were mtsmarl.:cd.
5/2 Stewart Odell -oven lire
S/2 Spruce · Theft, SS.OO
5!3 Copeland -Mise hit.vous damage. water balloon fired into
student's wmdow
5/4 CoJX•Iand B 20-Loud party
S/5 College neighbor -Noi .e complarm
5/6 Juniper-Loud not~ complaint from college neighbors
5/6 Spruce -Lcttkmg water trom ceiling
5/6 Outdoor pool -After hours swimmers
5/9 Copeland- Pr.m1: call~ [t"PQrted Weekly ASLC Update
The purpose of the ASLC update as to provrde a means of comm u·
nicauon tx:twecn the Associutcd Students of Lewis nnd Clarl (ASLC)
Srudcnl Council and the Lewis and Clark Community hy informing the
c.ampus of the events and activ•ucs ot the LC student Government .
The following is u summary of what the Council has accomplished
in lhc past wed.
•The regular meeting time for ASLC Student Councal is ThurS(bys
at 5:30 p.m. 10 the ASLC Lounge.
•'fhc Council referred t.he m tttcr of posUJgc for sending bOol·s to
Poland to SAAB.
·The Council allocated SSOO for lhe Spring Scmi·Fonnal .
•Anyone who has input regarding the quality of residence life or the
qualuy of campu hfc. please feel free t.o contnet any member of the
Student Councrl.
•All tho~ currently scrvmg on or mtcrc ted m scrvmg on faculty,
administ.rative or Trustee commiuce..o; pleao;c contact Li1. Fncdman or
IC<Jve a message in lhc ASLC u>unge.
·Coprcs of the ASLC Conc;tituuon can be obt.a.incd in t.hc lnfornm­
tion and Progr-Jmming Office, located in the ASLC Lounge.
•Copies of the No Fault Function CheckJi t can be obtained in the
I & P office located m th~ ASLC Lounge. Thts checklist is helpful in
organizing all sorts of activities on campus.
·An ASLC bulletin board rs currently on display du-ec:tly ross
from t.hc Trail Room next to the Bookstore . Wmch t.hal board for
infonnation concerning all aspects of srudcnt government.
·Any student group who needs mc.cting pace can rescn.-c l.hc ASLC
Lounge by contacting ASLC Sccrtl:.U)' Mdrtehne Canterbury in the
ASLC Lounge or at CAL 6797.
For further informntion on tudcnt government. call cxL 2704, drop
a note in bo. 140 or vi tl the ASLC Lounge.
Student Voices
A feature of the ASLC Update. Sludem Voices will provsde c.lcscnp-
• • • uonc; or amportant college oommmccs on which studl'nts serve. as well
as a list of those srudcnts.
TRUSTEE COMMITIEE FOR STUDE'\~ AFFAIRS
Liz Friedman is the student rcprcscnunivc 10 thi~ C<.lm mmcc. For more
information, contact Liz during her offic.c hours in the ASLC Lounge
or through LC Bo:c. 130.
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MAKE THAT LATE NIGHT VISION A REALITY
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The Plattform
WQW! buy by the slice on wednesdays and sundays
sunday-thursday 8-12pm
friday & saturday 9-1 am
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990 MAY11,1990 PACE3 ..
• tudent action, not "tudent di ruptio
Rcc. ·ntl). stud.::nt .. hnvc been !lhowing thcar s<llidunty w1th the foculty ron
cernmg 1\!J\\lre deci~OIU while aho addrcc;,..ing other lo;'iUC..\ They hnve hccn
drawing up lcltc:r.i to Pre!'idcnt Moone • add~ .. ang th<'tr concern'• whtch mcludc
tenure decision." lTd st\Jdcru input; pulling together petitions "'1th stgnnrure.s:
hilling with fucully and even mccting with members ol tho odmini ... tration
personal~· . .
La."t Thu~day. o;tudenl'i DCU\'cly voiced thctr ~uppon of the faculty dunng a
meeting in Bodine 300 with President Machael Mooney and Jennifer Johnson.
Acung Vice President of Academic Aftairo;. The f~~;ull} called tho emergency
meet ins to p.re.sent a TC$oluuon to President Mooney ''to con.\idc..r hi.c; d~o.l of
tenure to Drs. Capelli and Ru.~o;cll .. Some student.s gathered oul<ttdc Bo<hnc to
,uppon the focull). but they became O\'ert cal OilS in their actions ouL .. itk Rodine.
which in tum douded thdt originnl intemions. Their intemioru were to support
the f ult). but in.<.te.1d they interrupted and disrupted them.
The ~tudcnts ~ho g:uhc::rOO ou~ ide Bodine chanted and played bongo~ to let
the f ult} hear that they were beittg <upp.1ncd by their students Some of the
mJUw o.tu<knlc; in aucndancc dC"Cidc:d that the focuh)' wouldn't be oble to hC41
then. support from outside ~'' the) entCied the butlding They gathered in the
.. tair"' ell. wrcctl)'outside the. room where the I ncult) mld the &dnurustrarion were
talking, and pleyed their bongos and chant..!d $0 the faculty would be sure lo hear
theu <.uppon. They WilJltcd to be heard, but itt ... to<td they didn't let the fncull)' hear
thcm~eh·e-' speak.
Studc:nt.s also in another" ell-intended ocuon to help the fneulty, "'nntcd to
"''in on the meeting. but they hindered it again by interrupting them on more thnn
oneoccusion According to a (ocutrymembct. thcfut:uh)'. who the !>tudcnts were
"upponmg. rcqul'Sted that it rcrnaitt a c:Joc;cd meeting
Tite intentions of the srudents in their quest to .. how suppon wa.." commend­
able and should continue, but the act.icms that ensued at the faculty meeting
di!.rupted the origittal intent of the faculty mecling and conflicted with theit
origmal goak
1lus action has ~0"1l thatsrudents areconcc:mcd about their community and
should fa, e an active voice in the dcci. ions a!fcct.ing Lewis and Clarl. Our
collccll\'C \'oice should be used to help and not hinder the change thnt is
nccc:ssnry and "'cleo me here.
All kttcrs and opinion pioces mu~t be subrnttt~ ·d by J 0 p m Mondi\y
evening. 1'bey should be 1yped, preicr.tbly on u da~k (wh1c.h tsn 't to h.ttd
ao do on uus campus) accompanioo by a hard '-·opy Disks cnn be pic ked
up in the Los office on Tuesclay night or Woc.tne.'fduy rooming. Letters
should be under SOOword • if not, wcrcscr:cthcnght tocutlhem to that
lengtlt.
The Los reserves the right to cdiL subrru 'stons for length. grammar.
or libelous ~c.uemc.nl\. We also re\ef\lc the right to hold pieces tf ~pace
limitations arise.
Submis..-..ionsshoUldcontlin the author's name and phone number in
ca.~ the need for such C<tiLing arises.
Finally. ~optrupnsex pre~don ll't~~ pages are ll'toseof the wntcrs
:md not ne~ sari1 >'of the Pione~r Leg staff or Lewi and Clark College.
Senior Party intended as means
of celebration, not intoxication
TotuF.EorroR:
I'd like to respond lathe .. WemJ
Wacky Winona .. aniclein the May
4 issue of lhe Log concerning t.he
ScmorParty . Therearcacoupleof
issues which need clarifying.
First of all, Lhe anicle states,
··And if any of you happen to get.
shall we say. inebriated, well, then
you'll have lO drive yourselves
home because we're not going lO
let you on the buses." Neither
Michael Ford nor myself made
that comment and it is danger­
ously inaccunue.
The original statement was,
"Noone will be allowed on the bus
goingtolhcpanywho~~mashed."
This is a completely different state­
ment than Lhc one written by H.
Marie. Wt, till s~nJ()r Party
Comnuuu. do not condoM or
tn.couragt drin.Jcing and drn~tng .
The buses are meant to transport
everyone to and from the pany,
tJpuially those who have been
drinking.
The purpose of t.he original
suuement was lO let people know
that being tanked before the JXli1Y
PAC£4 shouldn't be people's first prior
tty There wtll be alcohol (beer
and wane) at the pany, so there IS
no reason to get drunk before you
get there.
Second, I'd like to remind
Seniors of the reason for the pany.
For those who agree wath Ortis
that, "If you look at it that way
(that .. 1here's really no need tO
drink alcohol at the Senior Party''],
l.hcre's really no need to have a
Senior Pany," then perhaps for
you there isn't.
The reason for the Scm or Party
is tO provide an opportunt ty for the
Scmor Cluss to get together as a
group .tnd celebrate our four year~
at LC J'he party IS a c./Janet to
ul~bratt our accompluhnu:nts,
Ml to ctltbraJt tM ablltty to g~t
bluud. If you feel Lhe party is a
waste of time because dnnking
isn't the focus. then you've mlSsed
the true point of Lhe party We're
not out lO ruin our Senior Party.
we're out to return to the reason
for having iL
KAy HOLZWEJSS IC
SENIOR PARTY CoMMTrJr:E 0 lAIR FORU
YOUR OPINION BY JENNY BROWN
Holv do you feel about the fact that asbestos was being removed from
SAGA during lunch last Saturday, May 5?
(A ked to students during brunch the following Sunday.)
"I'm scared that tt wu." there in the 1ir:t place and I'm curiouc; as to why no
one knew tl was there"
-Adrienne Benson, sophomore
'\Vc're aU gonna die sooner or later (Ed note now sooner) It doesn't really mauer to me"
Cratg Co. s. sophomore
"It scares me out of my mmd11! !"
AIJan, first -year sLudcnt
"It. hock me that the admanistr,uion would let this happen during dining hours. They might
a\ well have served us up plates of scrambled fiberglass insulauon. ''
Zero, first-year student
''Fucking typtcal. Get me out of here!"
T1ara, first -year student
"No one knows anything. We were just told to move the stuff out"
-Ron Lyons. Student Manager of the SAGA kllchen
"I knew about it, but I'll have to defer all your questions to Wayne Pederson."
-Jim Hunter. Director of Food Servaccs
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
LC Alumni Director demystifies perspective
on Senior Party and its ritualistic, tribal role
To nm EorroR:
l haven't had this much press in
the I~ years I 'vc been at Lcwts and
Clark! In lhc May 4 assue of the
U>g. I received nearly lktlf a page
of student comments in "Your
Opmton," wh1ch was based on a
misquote and comments 10 most
of Forum on page ftvc It doesn't
mention me. by name, but I get the
drifl.
Remember me? I'm lhc arch­
conservative admmistrauve type
wit.h nm·enough-blood Oowmg
to-his-brnin, who was whmmg
chccsil y and stupidly at scnaors
last week. through my too-lightue
on loon from my ficut•ous moral
maJOrtl y allies, some of whom may
be res1ding in or around the Manor
Hooch plotting ways to keep sen­
ion; trom gctung drunk before,
during and after the Scm or Party,
which as, of cour~e. what they
would all like to do Lhc other 364
WJ) s of the year anyway.
It's a colorful metaphor I also
find it very ofJcnsive Not only
because it's hopelessly out of sync
wilh reality, but because of the
si.Crcotypic.al and v•tnohc language
used Obvaously,I hat a nerve by
saying what I did to senaors last
week. and since I've been wtdely
misquotcd, lct meclanfy my point
The Semor Party stw'tcd by
scnio~and membersoftheAJumm
Board •n 1982 to cclebrntc the
triumph and tribulatiOn of four
years (maybe more) of hard woric
at LC. to enjoy good fncnds, lObe
welcomed to Lhc Alumna Assoc.ta­
tion. Music, dancmg, dnnkmg
n great party-a fine U'Ud1t10n
planned each year by semors wath
an &.slsl from aJumm voluntee~.
alumna staff members and fun dang
from bolh ASLC and the Alumni Assoctauo n
I've OOen involved with each
of the seven Senaor Parties, and in
the last few years. they've tnken
on a mythology all their own The
focus has shifted from the ongmal
antcnL The pany has become a
Lnbal ritual of sorts. Not a bad
thmg. thlS tnbahsm-iCs good for
sen tor unny
However. the abuse of alcohol
at the pany has become all too
common a theme. For some sen­
tors. u • s Lhe reason far the f unc
uon And lhaCscausefo rconcern,
not jusl from an administrauvc
perspective. but hopefully from a
perspective of graduaung seniors
as weU.
Don't misunderstand me, I'm
not concerned about drinking per
se. 1 am concerned about the focus
on dnnkmg to excess as the reason
for the pany
There's a different theme thas
year, and it doesn't focus on ccle­
brauon v1a alcohol abuse That
was my message to semors last
week. Apparently, some scmors
dido· t care for lhe message, much
less the messenger or any nouon
of administrative control
Thts•s.afteraJl, the class whicb
started four years ago wtlh a Baste
Inquiry course dealing Wtth ques­
uons of authority. ll is t.he cla~s
that hod to endure three years of
constant strife between faculty and
adnunisuation over ISSUes of con­
trol dunng the Gardner years, w1th
very bltle say-and clearly, a
number of sLudents sull feel dt~n ­
franchised.
So, the last tlungseruors wanted
lO hear was somebody ("not one of
us") laying down ll'te party ground
rules.
Let me clnrif y. Did I say ll'tere wouldn't be any alcohol at the
party or that sentors shouldn'tdrink
at the party? I did not While no
student fcc money will be used to
purchase alcohol (ASLC policy),
Lhcre wall be ample bevemge (al·
cohohc and non-alcoholic, cour­
tesy of the Alumni Assoc1auon)
and lots or good food, mustc. J
casmo, some great rarnc pnzes
and a few surpnses.
As wtth any event sponsored or
co-spon'>Orcd by the Alumna As·
socaauon. we wtlt abtde by the
laws of the State of Oregon The
management of Lhe host facihty
wall do lhe same. They will not
serve anyone who ts vis1bly m·
toxtcated. That's not a sennon
from a nght wing-moral -maJority­
adm uustrali vc-type. 11uu' sOle real
world of busmcsscs wh1ch rcru
faetlaues, the Oregon Ltquor Con­
trol Commtssaon, habihty tssucs
and Lhc law.
One fmaJ note about my re·
mark.\. I dad state the obvtous­
thattf people want, they can abuse
alcohol 364 days a year, but the
scntor puny 1s nol the place to do
that Someumes the obvaous
shouldn 'L be staled, ccn.amJy nol
lhnl way. Lave and learn.
My message La seoaars. and t.he
message of the alumm volunteers
and scm or party plannmg commit·
tee, who have worked very dih­
gentJy to organazc thas event, is
t.h1s-comc to Lhe pan y. enJOY each
other, celebrate.. h wtll be a grcal
occasiOn. Your invitauons are tn
the mad. Tickets may be packed
up May 2ltO May 24 at the Office
of Alumnt Relations al the lower
level of the Gotehousc .
MJOIARt FoRO
DlRfC"IOR 01' ALUMNI R.bLATIO NS
MAY 11, 1990 LEITERS
Eo ITO
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Get shit
(and nu
but not
Senior
Ton~~ Eon OR:
Th~ Senior Part
given nghl as we w
believe Unfortun
anoUlcronconirc' s
is not guatantc~d
The Scmor Pnrl
not, il) only cighr y
Alumni Office was
support nnd spon5(1
scojors. They agr
on the party nnd th
to take rcsponstbth
sponliiibntty ha~ ooc
and b1ggrr word m
ety, cspcctally cone
of alcohol.
W uh Lhetc:ipons
sonng the party c
liabilities of servi
people. If somoon
or ktUed either at
~ftcrwards. the csta
the Alumni Office
fac-e !.he ptobable
them. w~ ougbt to
the Alumni and the
tor Miclulel Potd
willing to put on a
take rc~nsibality .
Thepanycom
• • quesuonnatr'C)S to
asktng them what
lhe party they werel
to. Not many res&
ever, thcmajon
lhe quesuoonrur~
people has been
fucking wasted."
of the mature and
In otder to gel
clearly I have '"'"''i
At t.e n ti on. I
Patty is not going
cookies affair.
hoi, a liuk less th
plenty o( it.
raffle pnzcs, KWT
food. movies.
dancing.
The idoa,
cllacl Ford and
Committee are'"'',
to ~nior: is that
tnoretodo
mg to loud mus
"fucking drunk."
some of us do ,·,. •u
thnL
ThC' rules for
s1mpltx don't get
doo ~lgct too aut of
wise someone
you home and you
the rest of us. Act
we claim ro bo. If.
that. stay home.
drnn1c" and d~
day Night Videos;
rest or the seniors
fine buz.z and have
k.eep us en•~~
DAVID JAO<SON
S~OR PARTY
COMMnTBE
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EDITOR­
CONTINUED
Get shit-faced
(and nude),
but not at tl1e
Senior Party
To nn: EotrOJt·
11lc Sen cor Party Is nola God·
giVen nght as we would .lll hlc to
belteve. Unfonunntely 1L 1S JUSt
anothcronooflifc • s prsvslcgcs that
is not gunrantced.
Tho Scmor Party. bchcvc Jl or
not. is only eight yt-ars old. Tht>
Alumni Office wus aslc«f lO help
suppott and sponsor a pany ror
seniors. They agreed ro help put
on the party and they olso agreed
to take rcsponstblhty for sL Re-­
sponsibility ha.~ become a btggcr
and b1ggrr word 10 I.Odny's SOC&·
~ly, espccin.Uy conc.cnung the use
of alcohol.
W uh the r<!Sponsibllily of spon·
wnng the party come.~ the legal
liabilit.Jes of servmg alcohol to
people. If someone were inju~W
or klUed ctther at the pa.ny. or
afterwards. the e.~tablishmcnl and
lhC-Alumm Office would have lO
face the probable legal ~otl against
them. We ought to be lhankful to
theAlucnni and lheAlutnni Direc ..
tor M ichaet Ford that they are still
willing to put on a patty for us and
talce re.sponstbility.
The party committee sent out
question~ to the senior c~
asking them what they wruucd at
the pnrty they were being invited
to. Not mnny responded. how­
cver~themajolityofrespons~ from
the quesuonnaitcs and tnlking to
people has been "l want to get
fudong wasted." Ah, the tJoices
of the mature and dcscrvmg.
In order to get the word across
clearly I have written tht$ letter.
Attention! Attention! The Senior
Patty is not going to be a milk and
cook.ios n!:fnit. There will be alco·
hol, a ltulc tess thWtla~t year, but
plenty of 1t. There will als<> be
raffle pnzcs. gambling. games.
food. movies, loud music and
dancing.
The idea, which T Ounk Mi ..
cbacl Ford nnd thr Seruor Party
CommJtteeare trying to getac:ross
to $en ioN is lhat there will ben lot
more to do than stnnding nnddn.nc·
ing to loud mu~ic and gettmg
.. rucldng drunk." even lhough
some of u:.-. do enjoy doing CMCllY
that
The rules for tho party arc
stmple; don't get oblhcrtned and
don't aeti.OO out of control, other"
wise someone will have to tnke
you home and y()U may ruin it for
the rest of us. Act like lhl! adults
we claim tobo. lfyoucan'thandlc
lhat. stny home, get •'fucking
drunk" and dante naked to ''Fri·
day Night Videos ... while 1 and the
rest of the seniors catch a damn
nne buu and ha'le plenty to do 1.0
keep u., entertained .
DAVID]ACXSON
SmtOR p Akt'Y
C'OMMJ'ITBE MBMBBR
MAY 11, 1990 FOR
Reflection on Mother's Day raises issues of responsibility
8Y jUI rn VENAOI FS
More people usc the phone and cnll home on Mol.hcr·, l>c~y than on
any other day of the year And w•th good reason Being a mother IS the
toughest JOb r can 1maganc Being, or at lc.1~t feeling, responsible for
another human being for the rest of your hie has to be the mosl dtfficult.
but ulumatcly, moSt Joyous t~pcncncc lhatthcrc 1,., My own mom and
1 have recently rc~chcd u wonderful place in our relationship.
I can now remember mostly the great times we hud while I wus
growing up-hkc the umc just the two of uswe went to the beach . We
ate Tic Tacs a lithe way down and built sand castle.; right by Haystack
Rock
Or when I came home from a party in the eighth grade in tears bee~ usc
the boy r liked. Jeff. had dnnccd with someone else. She held me and
hstencd to my sobs w1th great concern. To her it d1dn 't seem silly or
tnv1nJ
When she and I moved out of our hous~ during my parents' divorce,
she tncd so hard to make gctUng an aparuncnt seem hke an adventure.
She h1d much of her own pain. to help me deal with mine l look back
on that umennd, honestly, much of it seems so fun I'm sure she has very
different memories
Of course, I was fon.unntc enough to have been planned on My
parents wanted a thml child, and my mom really wanted to have a
daughter. I came along at a good time I'm very much loved l cannot
tmagme growmg up wath parents who resented my presence J can't
amag10e the pam thaL must come from growing up wtth parents who
d1dn'tcven want you to bcgtn wtlh, but bccauseofsomc law. had to have
you anyway
I know sevcr.ll girls who have had abortion~. I'm sur~ Sunday.l.hcy
will all be thmking of Mother's Day in a completely diflerent way than
in the pasL They might have cclcbmtcd the holiday with their own child
Once 10 a wh1le. the times when motherhood seems to encompas..li onl)' JOYOU~ momcnLY -they may regret their decision.
Bul for my~lf , knowing them and their abilitic.\ at thclt p.trticulnr Lime.
Mother's Day should hnng the rcalisurancc that they made the nght
dcc1s1on based on thcJrc.apabtlttics. These girls wucn 't rc..~dy lO become
mothers. At k.a!il, they wt.n;;n't prepared to become good mothers. And
there is a difference .
For each of them, the choice to have the baby was importanl. It gave
them other option-. to cono;idcr Of coun;e. the decision between adoption.
abortion and keeping the ch1ld is painful and difficult. No one option
seems particularly satisfymg, 10 say the least But being able to choose
enabled them a ccnain amount of conlTol ovcc their own futures.
t actually accompanied one friend lO the clinic. l v.'aSn't prepared
forhow hard it would be jusl for myself. 1 had trouble with the whole
expcnence, nnd it wusn 't even my ituation. I thought of how happy my
mom must have been when l.he docwr handed her a hcallhy, 61b. IJ 01 ..
little girl. Then I sat and comforted my friend who hadju 1 moments ago
given up that opponunaty
However, my fnend would nol have been capable ol giving and caring
for her child the way my mom gave and cared for me. She would have had
to qu1t school. poss1bly get a JOb She would have h;Jd to raise the baby
all by herself. w•th no emotional or fmanc.ial suppon.. And that child
would always be a remmdcr of the sacrifices she had to make at the age
of n10etcen. It would be awfully clifficuiL to ra1sc a child and finish
growing up yourself.
Of course. I'm glad my mom had me. But if ~he happened to be 15.
instead of 30. 1f she were alone rather than married with two boys, if she
were scared and confused rnther than eJtcitcd-1 wouldn't feel so happy.
lf my memories were of guilt uips and abuse rather than of trips 10 the
beach and licking cake bowls, Mother's Day would be more of a burden
and an obhfnllon for the both of us. in•aead of the celebratio n that it1" now.
Of parchment and lastic: look who bought the myth
BY jONATHAN B. PoNT Manor House on front and idc:nti-have lc..uncd that we .ue all id. atm you any time wiOl ny question:· So,
ln the absence of any meaningful fies the bc!.trer not only as a graduate of lessly wandering in pursui1 of our neAt if on aslc~ple55 nigh tnt three un. you
correspondence, my ottenllonhM been Lewis & C lilrk CoUege, but also as nn dose of gratification Furthermore; l decide that you have yet to dascovcr
recently gnlvanized by n vutunl mun "e.'\ceptionalmdividunl" whose "out have reason to believe: that the follc.s the true me~ing of entropy or \li ish lo
dauon of offctS to apply for vnriou.o; swnding accomplishments merit ad who are dangling lhe•.e potential lick-have a meaningful discussion ubout
cred1t cards. No less !.han five differ dmonnl recognuaonand respect." I'm cts 10 doom over our hcuds were psy· the second Anti-Nowhae Lo1gue
en& corporations h.ovesougttt, and some gomg to get mine huni.natcd and wenr chology maJOI'$, 1.00. Thoy can dig !he album, just reach for your wallet nnd
on mon: occasion.s than one, to entice it as a necklace. The folks a1 Citibank "buy now. pay lots more lateran if you nngupt.he\Und Citibankfolks, 1'hat's
me mto the brave new world of the informed me lhatlhcy had done thc:tr can" m<·ntality, which is why they why they arc then:..
plo.rti.q.u and. as a result. I presume.. homework (maybe !hey can do rrune, $end these letters in the fJNI place. Financial indtpen<kncc.pr~tige..
a more adult lilce sl.lliU5. I have been too), and have "got good reason to pride. and giving something bac.k: gee.
so overwhelmed by these generous bdievein(my)fUWlCIAlfuture •• Alas. These devices do have some I sure am glad lhal 1 am gr'lU.luating.
offers Olat 1 hove put off indefinitely they 111e barking up the wrong tree: benefilS that transcend the obvious. I'll simply apply for all the cnrds. use
the pro~t of any gamful employ-since lhey ore so convinced about my The Lewi~ & Clark College Alumni a diffcrc:.nt one each month to .. pay
ment And why lS tha.t? The volumi· future, perhnps they could tell my CIL~'iic: VISA. for uample, allows off' the balance of me oOlc:.rs, and be
nous propaganda potnts to a brittht piU'cnt-s. who seem to need some rc:a.s one lO donale to an endowed scholar-on my merry merry. You'U soon see
future. indeed: who has ume to work surilll~ about Olat thC6e day!>. 'hip fund e&ch time a charge is made. me on those American ~press com·
when there lS so much to chuge? 1 wn Despite these glowing remarks. Why. imagine if I would have twione mercia Is, and l won't have to l\Sk if
gomg to be a full umc shopper. a for which lam grateful and by which of mese in the second grade ~ I could you kno"" me: I'll be wide-c)od and
con.o;umer par uct'llmcc, a dmer, and 1 :un moved. I am suD somewhat have charged myself into oblivion and manic, mey'U be carting me out oflhc
a frequent Oic:r, to mcnuon but a few puu.ledbytheallureofthccrcditcard provided Cor my Lewis & Clark Col· local furrier wtth a tra.tghlJild::ct on.
Why,masteringthcwcll known phrase To be sure, tt as u5eful for the ~es lege education at the same time. The and 1·u b..: able to tell you everything
"chuge at" in46 different Janguag c:.c; •~ of Identification and m cases of emer Caubanlc card. of coune, provides irs you need lO know about all the bene
bound to take ~me time, l can prac gcncy But why would anybody want members With a 24 hour Customer fits of being 11 htghly respected l.C
lioo as 1 go along, snmpling the fruit<; to make h1s or her bfe 15%-20% more Service hne, wath .. oourteour., profes alum without having to uucr an intcl·
at more man 6.8 million places where l}:'(pensave? As a p~ychology mnJor, I stonal rc:prescntataves.'' ready to "help ligiblc wonJ. You'll gctlhc me.s.sttgc.
a specific card is welcome. ln the
m"antime, tnke a pacture of thi.o;
You amvc at your box expecting
a greenback or twelve from mom, but
dlScover insterui !hat C1tibank, Seo.rs,
and your soon-to be ftuthful pen polls
from me alumru office ace all offenng
you the chance to bwld a v.Uuabk
cred1t ratmg Your moment of dL~ma)'
and unease g,vec; way to n fcchng of
omrupolcnce as you envuaon the cham
pagne wishec; and cavu•r dreams ln
fact, you even bypa.o;s the offer of &ee
M&.M'\ or flam.~y gymbags a.s you
stumble p..lSt the Trnilroom. on your
wny to filhng out the lengthy fonns
That L<;, untd you realuc thnt you JUSt
nussod the American Express ropte·
sentativa. You muke u qwck ~lop
mere, scrawl whAt you tue ablt IO, .lnd
hurry down the golden road Then the
magic moment finally amves No
more worries abaul paychecu . No
more latc-rught tflp!ii lo the ca.~h ma­
ctune.
'11le moment your' ard arrives."
wntes Michcscl Ford, our Dnc<:tor of
Alwruu Relauons, ''you ean begin
expem:ncing the pride, converuencc,
and recognition that can come from
having lhe \D\iquo Lcwu &. Clark
CoUego Alwruu Clusic VlSA." This
particular card has a slick photo of the --l
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PAG£5 FEATURES
Copeland residents get u downright dirty,
break taboos'' at annual Dor1n Oly1npics
m D1s. ;t!\h Wa ·atu~
Donn Olymptc ''a time to get
cm~y, brc.'tk to boos and get down
right dirty-~om<.thang C\ Cr') col
acge ~1utkn1 '' ,mL'\ to do.
Thnt is "h;lll t\peland did when
lh ... ) held the1r Donn Olympi s on
M t)' 5. It'' as n timcfor CV\:ryonc to
gNtogcthcr ond play game .. •;, dance,
ha,·c a cook-outand ukc advantage
of the" ~autiful \\~thcr. KLC Sunburn
Schedule of Events
Noon-1 p.n1. Alligator Stew
1:15-2:15 p.nt. Love Circus
2:30-3:30 p.nt. Sugarboont
3:45-5:15 p.m. Field Trip
5:30-7 p.m. Orphan's Reason
7-8 p.m. Completely Grocery Softball E
«;ltARON On
The LcWI"i and C
IC4'1m ox.pcncnccd a sq
rrclmg· o wmmng SCJ
"It was a great ~
coach Mike IIanna s.aH
the all urn~> record for
The team has u 22 12
Ill\. season
Four members of tl
selected for the All t
They wen. Trio;sa (
semor patchcr, Jocllc
mhcldcr, Ltsa Stuve
fielder and center, an1 The gnmcs st.ancd with :1 cu·
cumbcr to .. HO\\C\'CC as wilh all
th games then "a.~; a catch. l11c
cu urn~ were s<Xtkcd in vcgc.
t.ablC' 011 ~md the parucipanLc; wore
plasttc bags. f ''} 11 f ·sophomore mfieldc.r Get ready or a lOt a ternoon. Fourplayerswcre
• 1 d f for the All·Leaguc t.cru of n1US1C at KLC s out oor est LtsaFue7.,Semoroutf
The nc.: t ~vent was a mal"'\hmal·
lo" stuflmg contest \\'here wrrc
th~} 'luffed? tn mouths, of colli'\C
T" opcople from each tc;;arn paruc.t·
p.1tcd-thc stuffcr and Lhc stuflcc.
'lone of the m 3l'"Shmallows could
lx eaten during the lOntcst or spit
out There ".1s a tic for firsL pir.r~
w1th 25 reguiJT saLe mar~ mallow!..
Onlookers said they got sad:ju~: t y
watching.
Anothcr"dtn) "event was "F;Ild
a Po~er Chtp in the Cream Pic," i,l
\\ hich hlimlfoldcd participants~•nk
lhcar fncc.-; tn whip..,OO cream.
One of the raster C\'l!nlS wns Lhc
''Suck und Blow." This event "-3S
for 10 tc.am member.\, who had to
pnssncard to one another with thctr
I ips.
It was c...;pccially interesting to
sccpcoptc'sreacuonswhcnlhecard
fell and their hps touched. ltSt".{;med
dafficult for the males to deal with
the catastrophe of accidentally
touching lips with the same gender. •
phoros by Mau Schotland
TOP-Blindfolded Lero feeney, a first· year student, gets creruncd 111 the
Copclamt.l Donn Olympics on May 5 during lhc. 'Find n Poker Chip in the Crccun
P1e" event.
80T'fOM -FccnC'} ndcrs his cffofl and n pca!l\r\ t~· rut~r losing ll1c event. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~----· -
partner's face...
As you cnn sec. Lhe paruc1pants
had to be quite brave to really get
involved. be grcat1f everyone could show up
and have the Olymptc.:s on lower
campus ne.xt year. lL wru; nouccd
Lhat not all of the RAs showed up to
support the all-day cvenL av Lrst Jr ]oRcrNsEN
RuMI SANDO AND )uUF VENJ\DlliS
Lookmg lorn grcnt wny to get n
tan th1s weekend? ln lhe mood for
some Jwnmm' music'! Oka)' you
sun lovers and rocllobstCf\, check
out the fifth amaual KLC Sunburn
on lower campus Saturday, May
12. from noon unul 8 p m.
The admi~ion is free and
whether it rains or shancs m Lhe rest
oflhecity,lhe music wtll heat things
up here on campus
Sax. bando; wtll be playing on
Saturd·ly Field Trip from the San
Franc1sco bay area. Complct.cly
Grocery,SugarBoomandOrphan's
Reason from Portland, and Lcwts
and Clark's own Alhgator Stew
Making ils debut wtll be Love
Circus, also from Portland, which
includes two 1989 LC graduates,
Conner KLC Stauon Manager Dave
Wetgel and fonncr Pionur i..AJg
Managmg Editor KJISr.en Rtan Jeff
Cavenaugh rounds out the three­
some pracucmg We've hod Lhc songs
wntt.cn since January, but we wanted
to gct1t all together "
The three hope to cut a demo
lllpc after Sunburn that wtll hoper
fullly lead to a thnving mustc.al ca­
reer. Rtan added, "It's not JUSt a
hobby for us n
Knn Smith, KLC" s musk di·
n:.'-tor. as am.1ous for Saturday's
event. "I'm cxcttcd and also ncrv.
ous It ha.~ been hard work 10 get
ready But it will be a fun party and
an opponunity to enjoy sun and
musiC," noted Smalh.
Mamou wtll prov1dl! a ptcnac
lunch by the Trail Room and KLCis
going to be sclhng lhclf original T·
shirts, along with used records at a
cheap pncc. The dcstgn for Lhc I·
shart will be revealed at the time of
the sale
Andrea Tremer, Kl.C'spromo­
uon director, srud, "It was crowded
last year and ulooks hke tt' s getting
bagger every year Actually, people
were calling KLC to ask about Sun·
bum for th1s year" Encouraged by Stuve; and Eak.m. Ho
lion for AU-League
Copple, scntor first
Roche, freshman uuli1
bcrlrun.
Dr. A
Sandin!
or the I
free pul
Whit
Dr. BcndDfta 1111
Univcmty, and I
h"1ory ne wa1
Un11cu Nauona 1
oflcn appear• on
arfotrs He COl
relinquished c:o
clecliOn of Fcbnl
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CIWI'>Cil (Of IIYINII I
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Colle&t-"' Rffil Col The la."t event was an ob t.aele
course. To ~tan oCT, parmcrs had to
cJtchangc clothing (sho.1S, skins).
wheelbarrow to a table. walk with a
penny between their knees and then
crock an egg in a cup over the other "It was a lot more organizoo and
the events were more fun. People
seemed to really get into the games,
even though there wercn'l many
participanL'\, ·• said Jenny Hanson. a
sophomore Copeland C'C.c«\idcnt D~c:pitc the small number of
participanlS, there were first, "~c­
ond and third place winntrs who
will receive piaa as a rcw.ud tor
going all out in thc.sc outmgeous
event!. The band has been together smcc
last July and pracuccs about four
umes a week for six hours or so "I
thmk we're really ready.'' notes Rmn
"We've been putung m a lot of hours the early cnthus1asm, Tremcr ~----- --:
added, "It's gomg to be a great
party!"
Some student.\ felt that it would
Just in time for those last papers of the year, we have a limited
quantity of the following basic word processing packages:
• A Macintosh Plus,
• MacWrite software,
• A mouse pad
• A Seikosha dot matrix printer,
• All cabling, system software , etc.
SENIORS! We will be giving away lots of goodies
at this year's Senior Party. Among the prizes, we
will have mouse pads, disks, a Mac carrying bag and
a 20 Megabyte hard drive! But to win, you have
to come by and register at the Computer Store. No
purchase required.
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on Softball ends the season with winning record
1'' 'J1 lARON 0 0
The Lewis and ('lurk softball
1~1m experienced u somewhat new
ftcling: a wmnmg ~ason.
"lt was u great season," hcnd
cooch Make Hanna s~ud "We broke
!he oil umc record for most wms "
The team hns a 22 12 I record for
lh¢ season
Four members of the team were
~elected for the All Dastnct team.
They were Trissa Chambcrlrun,
stntor patchcr, Jocllc Beck, junior
1nfaelder. L•sa Stuve, JUntor out
fielder nnd center, and Ena Falun,
sophomore m fielder
Four players were also selected
for the All League team They were Only etght player' of this win·
nmg team nre returnmg ncll.t year.
Five seniors arc gradunung this
year --Chambe rlain, Copple, Fcuz,
bmtly Sommer nnd J uhc Olsen
Wtth lhe season over, Hanna
spends most of hts free time watch anp next ycur·~ hopefuls. "A lot ot
th<. hagh school seniors nrc now
looking ut L C because of the win­
ning sca'\On we had," he smd.
01 the pa.-.1 scu.son. Iianna satd,
"I thmk u was cJtcnmg and I m
looking forward to nc'\t year."
Pio baseball team "gets rocked,"
but advances to District Playoffs
BY DAVB }AO<SO
This past wcekcnd'sthrcc ·garnc
scncs agrunst Pacitic Lutheran
Unavc~ity resulted in the loss of the
conference title, with the team
wannang only one of the three 11te Pios baulcd back and fonh
with Western Oregon last Wcdnc.'>·
day, until Scott Russell showed them
up by hitting a homer. Nicholl5
kept Western Oregon from gaining
back on the Paos' 5-3 lead, and so
ended the game. Women's tennis to Natio11als
BY LIZ Ft INti:
The Lewi, and Clark women's
tcnnts u·wn is on U1rlJ' wuy to Kan­
sm. <'uy, Mo. lO partjcipaw m lhc
1990 NJtionul Women':; Tt~nnas
Toumam('nt. They "·amcd the nght
to play in the tournament by wm
ning she distract champaonship over
lhc weekend cH Fort~ l Grove.. and the duo of Amy BrJndon •md
Rebcc<'a Watts both won thud in
the ~ond and tlurd doubfc.i 11 ighb.
The Lcwh and Clnrk women· s
tenni~ ream traveled to Nutionuls
tn 1985, but only had lh" fund~ ro
send one player. Thl\ year the
• • whole te~m w11J be able 1D paruc•·
pale 10 the tournament Montlny
through Swurday. There will he
256sing,lcsptnye.rsand 1~ doubles
talung pan in the comp!rition.
:::t .J Lt5U Fue;, scmor outfielder~ Beck; PLU hn cvcrythtng, includmg a
grand sJnm agrunsl pnchcr Doug
Nichols during the second of two
gnmcs on Saturday Scmor Pucher
Cody Cain said of Sunday's 1 ~-8
loss, "I got rocked." That wn.~ hts
nrst loss of the season. ConchGrcgLordsrud ''Thcguys
responded really well, they dadn't
let the weekend performan ce hun
UlCm" According to Coach Don Ud·
lock. the team ·•ptaycd vc!ry, very
W('ll." The lC3m fm1~hcd the fi~l
round on Friday hy plooing all siA
players In lhc finals of the singles
night "They won 16 of 18 matches
on Friday to take lhc lead by a
narrow margin m front of College
of Idaho and Willamctt,e. On top of winning lhc distnct
championship and going on to 0.1-
tionuJ .. the te~t boa~l~ n number
ofdiv •~•onaward announced over
lhc wce~nd . Ro Frierson RIClt\'00
NCJCDivisio n 0 pluyerofthcycar
award for the 19<>0 sca.~on . An­
other award was given to Udlock
(or the NC1C Davu;ion ll ooru:h of
the year award, among other hon ·
orable menuons on the team. :>ngs
illtl'd
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uon for All-League were Kathy
Copple, scmor first base: Ton
Roche, freshman utihty: and Cham
bcrlam.
Dr. Alejandro Bendafia
Sandlnlata ludct and former Sccrctary·Ocncral
of the Ntcare,uan Porelan Minhtry willaivc a
fr« public l«ture on
Nicaragua:
Whither the Revolution '?
Dr. Bcnd~na studied .tt the Untvenaly of New Ortun,, o.~~rurd
University, and Harvard Unlvcully, where he received a Ph 0 tn
ht"t'ry He was Nh:aragua 'A Counsellor and Ambund or to the
Unttcc.J Nation• durin& the pcnod from 1979·1982. Dt Bcnc.J.:anl
ohcn appcara on U. S tclcvla~ on u a c:ommcnlalor on Nlcaraguo1n
affutrs He comes to Portland Immediately afier the PSI N.
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ROLL On Thursday, l C continues
versus College of Idaho at 4 p m
Tile Dastrtc t Playoffs are run on a
double elimination bastS Saturday brought another hard
day of t.cnmc; for l C. AkJko Ka­
wamura and Ro Fnei"\\n won the
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PAC£7 FRIDAY 11
Hot Hot Hotl!f-on tho B·Ball court~
outsidt' Tnmnrnck Lounge ... $2 at. the
door $9 for a t-shirt.. .. yes, it.'s the
FOR~ "'STFlRE,&om ?to 11 p.m. Bond
Boys Nc: t Door You simply cnnnot
miss this nnnual LC bosh.
SATURDAY12
.... nt iatc Your Mu~ical Lw.t-show up
toda • at the annual KLC Sunburn,
t.okingplnceon lower campus from high
noon until sundown Bands featured
ore Field Trip, Sugar Boom. Completely
Grocery, Alligator Stew, and Love Cir
cus. Grcnt bonds. greot food. a trulv
righteous experience and it's free.
OFA Movie o' th' Week-Top lint,
starrmg J<'red Astnire and Ginger Ro­
ger!;, Show..; at 7:30 and 10 p.m. Free.
SUNDAY13
Film Francais-Th e French Club will
be howing the film Chocolat today at
6 p.m. in Lhe Akin Lounge. Everyone is
welcome No charge MONDAY14
Rat in the Kitchen? -U K Rcggn~
supergToup UB tO plays tonight in the
Ctvtc Audit.or1um at 8 Tickets nrc
$18 50 through FASTTXX
WEDNESDAY 16
Well Here They Go Agnin­
Whitesnoke's Slzp of the Tongue t.our
comes t.o Port.lnnd tonight at 8 in the
Memorial Coliseum. 'T'ix $19 at FAS
TlXX outlets (224-TDOO
THURSDAY17
Tile Music of Java-Sitarist Matthew
Arciniega pre~cnt .. •; a recital at 8 p.m.
Members ofThe Venerable Showers of
Beauty, LC's Indonesian Gamelan
Orchestra, ore also featured Agnes
Flanagan Chapel, free admission .
The First Lady of Standu~ ome to
the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall to­
night at 8 and laugh Wlth Elayne Boos­
ter. One of the top comed1ans workmg
t.oday llckets are a steal at (ahem)
$17.50 Yes, they're from FASTIXX
(224-TlXX). Hc.alhcr l A08
!lapp)' Bu1hd.-y to 't ou,
llappy lhnhday to You,
lfappy RmJ1dtt)' [)ear 1lc.al11cr,
ll•ppy n.nhday to Youl
h'1 the htg t~o-<~nel Dnnl.. bc:erl
·The COC\l Ro1.
You Bctclla Onoo 1'1. W(;S
put our head 10, p\lt your head out,
hu.ldJe. up and 1hal.e it all about.
Drink tcqulla and tum younelf
around,1bat'• what 11'1 aU ahoutl
·Hokey l,m.,en
SO{'hae M. on Grut Rntatn Tnr:
Molly thanlt.s you &ht~tld lay oft 1U
lhotc scone•, lt"nd J ltl an ). rated
postcard and pay (Of talktnB to John
lOttS dutancc II
Cooa:mt"d 1 C Stude.nt
Dtane
I'll always be here ((lr vou
AU my love,
Uoyd
W08
De.ct of lud., atomp •orne au, and
let t.hcm cal eal..e I am very proud
oi all of you
Your COlt
AJ131C
Th111k fnlCly 'imtlc often. Tc:U
lhcuc: )'OU love that you do Hope.
Grow. Gt\le Gtvc t.n Keep a
promite. Lauih Reach out Let
aomC!Oflc:.t.n fnnt hfc:. llave fatlh
tixplo~ lhe unknown Be ahvc.
Celebrate life llove you.
·Ard I co Lee
T'hanka fOt bung lhe~. Cor you are
the wmd t'O'Icllh my wmM•
1.(\ve you, Laune
Vtckt Y
Don't worry, my bacl.: is alwiYl
cove~d Send whatever Johr you
lhmk can tal..e me Oft.
Oatman
Clan< K.·
liven a Man of Steel nocda fncnd.J
who \':Are T·oel fnlC to stop by.
Brua: W
One
Carl: to build a world thts wee'-end''
1 have my nng •
N1PWM
The"'"" bcauttful grten apple
llappy BtnhdAy You're the most
wcmder{ul, mo'l n>mantic, moSI
amanngly OUUI.allthng may Oower
and now you're even beucr· you'rt'
21 I ThcpJcudomanu ;dcprcuivcao
ciaUy myop1c gtd mavc:nck
My monkey man
l.ove u frtc:ndahl!l lhal hu caught
fire I'm glad OUB ignued It'• hard
to bctic\le u'a been 3 yeaB You'~
wonderful and I love you very mucltl
·Your one and only
Jaime
Don't deny your bufCncn.
Tan now how to thr
ts running out. C'.:an you help?
M('J
llUYI Loulo; a pcnonall And no,
11'1 not frun Mall. Just a rc:mm<kr
that you thnuld J.:cep an open mtnd
about all ol thit. You lucJ..y doa
you're out of here in a month·
OI'MOlll
llealher II·
Color me \hocked, girl.
·llulhct lf2
Mall·
llow's that ~d Audt7 lley·wh•t',
thtl a dent an lhe b.,c~7 Better aea
lhat h~ed Maybe a glass of wu~e
would http
lo All lbote Apatheuc
CIIOOS~ YOUR BA 1·ll~~
-San1uel Adorns & Ra1sm To.nt
KS
I.Dvina you 11 t1:1Uy fantasll.c.
Nolhmg about you u at oll phuuc.
I'm JUtl allllllg hc:n: lht.nkmg, about
your great wtnlnng, And nu milk·
mg me awfully spalliC.
KS OLUM
• re-regt
udc11 fs ·will 1 ea
ndny througlt
Scon I!Rtct&>N
For thl' ccond tl
gi trar' :-; Ol fie c. hu · h
of rcgbtrJtton in (
• • pull r rcgt ·trution.
w lnl'thod truly turns<
will be dccJdcd Mnr
civc. their prt.lrnun,u ;
1990 term.
''I tlunk the new me
gone wdl," said R<
. Wilkin and the Rcq
mputcr rcgtstr.ll1l>ll o·
'Ill Wtth computcritJ
IIIJJ'".' to obtuin complcl Vurman·
l'he bread 11 aU soggy and you arc llliOCnt dcmund for part
aU wet When student cour:
in the Rcgistr.u
Jaime G '-"'·'"' were over 9'>0 stu
lake me to lhe church and crucil) , on wait lisL-.. Thr(
me
J Fulsher ''""· W tU.:in noted, tl
1 see you 2 momtnga a week U.ch PJO PERSONALS •.• LC BOX in h.lU. When a cia.
t.tmc: 1 am unngued by your atnlotli ZJ ••. FREE ... BOX2l ..• FREE.. R••gtstrur s Off tee (
Pop·l!appy 40•omelhmg l..o\11:, U• good lookl & mild manner l don '1 "' ·
r-------------------------------_:..=:::~~----=----= -=-..:_-------===============~~p, s.s • department and :J
suuatton The chntr
.. This Saturday
May 12th
12 noon ... 8 pm
on Lower Campus
FREE •
Field Trip
Completely Grocery
Orphans Reason
Sugar Boom
Love Circus
Alligator Stew
M11JSRC IFOlR SlUM lLOVlBIRS
AN lD> 1R 0 <C OC lL. CO 1BS S 'lr lBJR. S • tJ1cn dcltdc." w
t'.CC.'\Sary
ln order to c.opc witl
isttar can dcc.1dc t~
t for the class
lltc class, or. 1f ap
I:Jmber of <\lots rcscrv
Only five dcpartmcl
•a'•L hsts forth..: Fall 19
IJrtment has watt hsl!
a.~•\. Dcstgn, and Cc1
stc. s Department h
latt-}-j
r. Odell's tal~
Y L KI Ec.uu u
The Mr l. C' c. on test,
tpus. sponsored by
fldllum Dining llall in
The f\ 1r L.C of 1991
fiN )<'.<lf student, wh
gtft certificate for ad
eh "honored" l'or hdtl
JOntcst. lthtnk it shou
t more in vol wd." I·
Cl)ntcsl I or h irn \V~t
to sec the l'njuym
With '200 sp~·cuuml
lc. one ol lhl· tJue~
~.:on tcswnt -. n. prl
l. Copt' lund. 0
tmn ol Mr I <.. I
1 he. contest, a pr~
ludcd thr~<;. poruun
also included u p
where asked snm
• IStlt1llr of Mr. LC mea
The contcsumtc; w
lhrm on the basis ot .t
ally h.td been Lh~ wo
....... a usc ol Mother'"
m student organ11
The audtcn(.U sec
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