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Volume 54, Number 21

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1990-05-01

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"' ••• 'oLUME 54, IssuE 21 MAY 4,1990
Ur'in
Protest·-
Momca Harris,
Jenny Brown, Zoe
Gilman (students
facing. left to nght)
plw; other students
hand JennHer
Johnson, Acting
Vice President of
Academ1c Affuris, a
sign saying, '"You
leave our bath·
I rooms. then we'll
leave yours."
30 studentc;
staged a protest
Thursday morning
in the lobby of the
Manor House to
demand that the ad­
ministration listen to
students concerning
issues at Lewis and
Clark.
The "ur'in" fo­
cu~ on the deci­
Sion made by the
ad mimstration to
make cooo bath·
rooms in Stewart
dorm, single-~.
President Mi­
chael Mooney was
not in his office at
the time. -__.,._, ----·---~--. -- ~ ~ ..._ .. ~...,__-~ ----=-_...,__,_ _., ~ .~ -- -- -
Homeless camp sweeps
focus of student protest
av LT::sr m JoRctN::;r ~'J
ln a dcmonsiJ'ation against
homeless camp sweeps, 48 Lewis
and Clark students and I? homeless
people staged a Sit-in to confront
Mayor's Aadc Dan Sll!ffi last Tues·
day momang.
The students organi1cd them­
selves within 12 hours of a call that
came Monday evening from a
homeless camp in downtown Pan­
land. saying that police were ~hed­
ulcd to sweep there.
In adtlitjon to opposing the
sweep~. an cvcm where camp-are
cleared ofhomclcss people and their
belongings. LC students supported
an inner-city camp where the home­
less can come to lake showers. rest.
and get medical help.
Although the police never
showed. the protestors man:hcd
downtown past City Hall and to the
office ot Stcffi. where they waited
for has arrival.
Sreffi evaded some of the ques·
lions posed at the sil-in, however.
he did say that every homeless per­
son could find a shelter Lo sleep in
365 days a year.
However. studcnLs who partici-paled in the Urban Plunge last
weekend.! iving as homeless people
on the streets, say that they saw Lhe
shelters.
.. We spent a lot of time in them
and on rainy and cold night ~ there
just Lm 'l any room. I know that
when pooplesay otherwise it's a lie.
The shelters arc so overcrowded
they have to tum homeless people
away," said LC student Kristen
Johanson .
There arc 2,000 to 3,000 home­
less people downto\\n every day.
In the last12 monlhs,lhe number of
homclcsschildrcn.agcd one to five,
hao; doubled.
Megan Voorhccs,lcadcrofLC'
Hunger and Homcl e..~ group, said,
"I see irony in the fact that in the
same week. the city decided to spend
$121.000 on inhumane camp
sweeps and Baloney Joc's,a down­
town shelter. announced that they
wH\ have lO c\ose been use of\uck of
funds."
As a rcsull of the demon tr:uion.
four students and a reprcscntauvc
from Baloney Joe's met wtth Stcffi
ina public forum Wednesday after­
noon.
acuity still awaits NLRB decision concerning union
ctive support for the union has dwindled recently, some faculty
against the formation of a union
ScOJ (' ERJCl<SON
Ten years ago, a chapter of the
men1can Assocaauon of Unaver­
Profcssors was formed at Le­
and Clark College. The chapter
liSScliV(~ after less than two years.
1982, the LC faculty formed a
11-\ar>tcr of the Amen can Federauon
Teachers, a dav1ston of the A.FL­
The AFf local 4193 also
aed. thlS ume after a four-year
Three years ago, in response to
ulty-admmistrauve tensions,
members of the faculty at-
pled to fonn a second AAUP
. The dcctSion on whether
not that chapter wdl cxlStas stilt
Dr. William Lewis, Assoctate
ror~;sor of Political Science, is
the faculty members who
. <Jed the movement to form
second union. Accordmg to
unpopular personnel deci­
in the Iauer years of then­
James Gardner's term m
ace along with concerns over
rightsandgovemancepower
the mam rouonale an the dec•·
to fonn a second AAUPchap-
Under the gu1delincs ot the
Labor Rclauons Board. 30% of the faculty of any college or
• • • unaverstly must sagn a pcUtJon an
favor of holding a umon election
before the actual olecuon can be
held ln October of 1987. 60% of
the LC faculty signed a peuuon
urgmg an elecuon. In response to
the faculty peution, the admanastra­
uon filed an argument with the
NLRB saymg tal bed, however ,the administraUon
ftled an appeal on the initial NLRB
declSton m tavor of the faculty.
Whtlc the appeal IS being heard at
the NLRB nanonal headquarters m
Washmgton, DC., the ballots from
the election remam locked m the
ballot box an a safe m Seattle.
W3Shmgton counsel m the hcanngs. The AAUP
provadcd over $5.000 in financial
assistance to the faculty throughout
the heanngs. lb wcU as provtdang
legal advtsors free of charge.
Over the three-year wait for a
decasaon. however. conditions have
changed constderably at LC. With
Gardner's depanure from the prest-
dency, much
that the LC fac­
ulty were man­
agers, not em­
ployees, and
therefore pro­
hiblled under
the Jaw from
fanning a un-''Last I heard, yes, they had heard
the case; no, they cannot make up
their minds. Meanwhile, we're in of the tensJon
that was the
original im­
petus for
formang a
second chap­
ter has
IOn.
In Decem­
berof1987. the limbo.''
-Professor William Lewis abat.cd. The
auenlion paid
Lo the wuon
que.stioo "has
been pretty matter was
brought before the NLRB in down­
town Portland. The boord heard
eaght days of testimony from fac­
ulty and administtaUon . In Apnl of
1988, after over four months of
deliberation, the NLRB found in
favor of the faculty, dccading that
LC faculty were employees, not
managers , and were legally allowed
LO form a union.
An elecuon was held May II.
1988. Before the results could be Lewas asked Oregon congress­
man w AuCom's office m Wash­
mgton, D.C. to check on the prog­
~s the NLRB has made on the
dectsaon. "Last 1 heard, yes. they
had heard the ca.~ no. they cannot
make up thetr mmds." said LewiS.
"Meanwhile, we're ao timbo."
TheNLRB is a law-making body
umo &tself. Both fnculty and ad­
mmisllauon have lO pay for legal much downplayed. for vanous rea­
sons," accorcbng to Lewis. "In times
of ttanqualuy , faculty enthusiasm
tends to [all apan," he ~d. Lewas
Ctled what he conssdered a faculty
bw ag01nst unaons. In his estima­
uon. the fcehng that umons are
reserved for "blue.-collar laborers"
prevents many of the faculty from
supporting a chapter at LC.
However. recent events have
brought fonh o. reawakening of faculty interest in the union ques­
tion Recent pcr-.onncl decisions
mcludang the rec.~nt tenure rulings
have proven unpopular with much
of the faculty Some of the faculty.
including Lewas. have grove con­
cerns with the new faculty
constitutio n, recently adopted by a
count of 46 to 13.
Not all members of the faculty
are in favor of a umon at LC. "A
union seem~ inappropriate to me."
sa1d John Callahan, Profes.~r of
English. "I mean. I'm a profes­
SJonal,l'm o. profes..~r of English."
Just before the October 1987
election. a statement w~ cuculaled
advising against the adoption of the
AAUP as the faculty•s collecuve
bargaining agenL The statcmenL
was stgned by Callahan, along with
over 20 other faculty signatures .
Callahan disagreed with the origi­
nal Nl..RB dC:XlSJOn on the facutcy'.
employment taws. "'1 think 10 form
a union is to force an admL sjon that
I don't think is aue," he said.
By the time Michael Moone)'
was selected for the presidency in
the spnng of 1989, the election had
long since been held but the resulL'\
Continued on Page 2 MADD kicks off 1nass-media
campaign to educate teens
~ 1th a mn s mcdaa camp.1ign beginning now and conunuing mto
thc summer. t441ocal Stale Farm Insurance .lgCnls nnd KOl TV have
jl"uncd with M "'-DO to educate and mform tccn,lgtni nnd thctr parcnLs
about the d.mgCl'\ of teen drinkmg and driving. Colorful .. day glo"
"arn.lo~ suc:ktrs wlll also be U'i,C'd 10 rcinforcr the cnmp;lif11 s me. sage
The ~ut kel' ha"c been sent Lo all high schoot... an Clue kamas Clark.
Marion.' tullnomah,and wo .. hington counuc' The} arealson"nalahlc
from nn' uue Farm lno;ur.lnCt' ngcnt or local MADD chnptcr.
Templeton renovations to
officailly begin next week
Rcnovnuon of 1\.·mplcton College Ccnt~r oflicaall) be-gin" nc\t
v. ,d. as constru uon ti'C\\ 'will he gin their remodeling progrnm Thl'
two-phJsc proJCCt inc tude.\ bualdmg a new bnkcry und sanllw1ch prcpa·
rntmn area behind the Fields Oamng Room kJt.chco, rcdc~qgn and
rcdccorntton o( the Nonh entry (bookstore vtem1ty) and a refurbish·
mcnt of Counctl Chambers Nev. cntncs to th< bookstore and the Trrul
Room un. al~ on the agenda. a'\ v.ell o~ an rt4SCd h.lndlcapa (;(;cs"abtl·
i1y 10 Templeton .
Th rcno\auon ts scheduled for completion prior to the opening of
schooltn ~cptcmber 19QO Vice Pre"adcnt for Bu.,.mcss and Finan e
Wayne Pederson a."b students lor the1r patience and coopcmuon
during the coming months a" mconvenicncc.." arc anticipated.
Law week to end soon
'The Oregon State Bar and members of the Young uwycrs ScctJOn
of the Mulmomah Bar A~1auon nrc sponsonng evcnL~:; m cclcbrallon
of Law Week, May J through May 6.
The pubhc ~ mvitcd to \'tsn free legal infonnauon ccnlcl" through·
out the Ponlnnd area bcgmnm~ May 4 through May 6 The centers wall
bcsUliTedbyvoluntcx:rlawycrs. Saturday MarkeL. the Central Mulwomah
County Librnry and the Loaves and Fishes Center on Capitol Htghway
are three acce-.s1ble. mfo centers the LC campus
The week i.~ des1gnod to enhance the gcncml pub he ·s understanding
of our tegnl system rem force an awareness of ctuzcns' nghts andre­
sponsibilities and promote helpful servac.e programs orgamzed by
lawyc~.
Oregon Food Bank to start
their fifth annual food drive
Oregon Food Bank members are urgtng Orcgonmns to donate non­
perishable food items to participatmg member agcnctesdunng the fifth
annual "Let's Bag Hunger'' food dn\'C, scheduled for May 7 through
Muy 18.
Donated food wall be collected from each Oregon Food Bank
branch agcoc1es servtng the local communtttcs F'ood will then be
distributed to needy cui1cns in the local area. Quc..<:uonsconcemmg the
food drive -.hould be addressed to Wayne Ausc of the OFB at 282·
0555.
Kurth to give open lectures
Henry J. Kunh. a well-known c:.Lage dcstgncr, will be an a weck.·long
re"idency at Portland SlJltc UnivCf:'illy bcgannmg May 9 During his
residency at PSU. Kurth will offer se"\1\:rullcctures open to the public.
"Space-- T1mc and Movement" will be presented on Thursday at
noon. May 10, in Room 11 S ofLancoln Hall His stage renderings will
be eAhibited May 9 to 15 from 8 a.m to 5 p m. and his talk ''Stage
Design as Stage ArchiLcCtur c'' will be g1vcn M.:ty 14 at 7:30p.m. m the
same location. The Jecturc.s and exhibit arc fn.:c;. of charge.
Kunh has been a stage designer for over S5 years He was one of
only five Amcncan stage designers invued to panic a pate an the Prague
Quadrenmal of Smge Design. HlS stage renderings have been mcluded
m the permMcnt an collccuon of the McNay An Museum an San
Antonio, T~as .
Author to sign books in bookstore
Author Jim Heynen and photographer Paul Boyer will Autograph
lheir new boolc, .. One Hundred Over J 00: Moments w1lh One Hundred
Nonh Americnn Ccntunans," Wednesda y, May 9, at4 p.m. in the LC
Bookstore.
Heynen io; writ.er·in·rcsidencc atlhc Northwest Writing Institute of
LC. His other books include"The Man Who Kept Cigars in His Cap,"
"A Suitable Church" and "You Know What is RighL" The Iauer
received rhe Pacif Nonhwest Booksellers Award for books published
in 1985. He has also been awarded National Endowment for the Arts
fellowship in both poetry and fiction. Boyer is a commercaal photog­
rnpher from W ashmgton .
PAG.E 2 • emort< Faculty awaits NLRB descision
)'tiKI Ec.un u
Contiflucd from Pas, otlt' mnucr. "1 thank the faculty JUSt
wants to get on w1th their acadcnuc
work." she saad. Johnson wns u
member of lh~ Law School faculty
Jl the ume of the faculty'· May.
t9R8 vote Smce the lnw :iehool
fa ultywasuotmdudcdm thcunaon
proposal Johnson was not anll
matcly mvolvcd w1th the umon an tho foculty and ndrmmstrnuon I cw•s and Clark
were sttll conccJied A pctauon
urgmg the rucully to wllhdrnw tts
bid tor un AAUP umon was then
ctrtulutcd Tit~ pctiuon wns s1gncd
by a m.'\JOnty of t.hc focuhy, hut the
AAUP dcctdcd that it would not
code the clccuon wh1le the result"
wen: 'iUll fro1cn Nl RB guidchncs
do not allow for a dcccrtilicauon
election until 60 dJ\-' h4:forc the
onc~ycar annaversnry lll the adllp·
tion of lhc union. that the Nl RB wtll an fact Mcmorml U
come out Wtth a doctslon a •utuonut hohduy
admimst.rat.ion hopes lhot lhc .I C' hns ncv'-roffi
faculty consutui1on w&ll calm so~ 1cd nnuonal hohtlay
of the fJculty's\.:onccms about self I yc.ar, n fact
governance. Unt1l ·uch time as students arc
final dCCI'\IOO ts lcvollcd, ol
"'dC IS plannmg an}' tm Thi IS dCCISlOn
There a· nsang skcpuctsm, bolh ucuon made by the
C'all1hnn und lhos~ who are
ag.unst thl' tdca ol a umon do not
pcn.(.tve .m advcrsarial relationship
bet \H~n the Ia~. uhy and the mlmmi·
stration •· l huw confallcncc in
Pri!Stdcnl Mooney:· he SUHl. "l fc.ar
that a umoo would substitute an
nntagon1sllc. rclauonstup tor a col·
lcgtnl one " he satd Callahan l •
lteves the aucnuon thnt ts hctng
focu. cdon lhc umon qucsuon would
be bcllcr srcnt "pushmg ourselves
harder :1s teachers and scholars or
• • •• creauvc arusts
Callahan, a co aul.hor of the
recently adopted faculty
consutunoo, served on the search
commhtc.-c th.lt brought Mooney to
lhc coll~gc l.a'\l year Th1s year
Callahan serves .1s chwr or the cut·
riculum commtllcc, and hns served
on two separate search \.Ommutcc.s.
Presadcnt Mooney rei usc-4.1 to
comment on the suuauon. Jcnmfer
Johnson, Vtcc Prcsadcnl of Aca
demic Aflntrs, was unclear about
the administrauon 's posllton on lhc Edllorlu! llour•l
1...<\unc Mntlhows, Ed11~ r m Ctuor
Debora Jorgcn~en. Mnnagmg Edalor, P.ustom Kocher, News &.htm
Jenny Brown, Forum Ed1tor, Juhe V\!nable\, Fcalutcs &htor,
Tom Pereyra. Sport.<: Editor; Mnu Sm1th. Pubhck Occu;-.c•nccs,
Tonyn Kocher, Photo Editor, Meh~.u Ltm, Production Edttor,
Jessica Lewts, Copy &hlor. Scott Smtih, Advezt.tstng Manager;
Oemse Webber. Ctrculotion Mnnuga
sturr
David Adams. Ktmbcrly Arnn. Runu BMdo, SultC BeM'-1. C1.1T1e Bonnet,
Shnron Clu, Oav1d Cuag. Tony Dovi. .... Yuk1 Eguch1, Scon Erid..son. Liz
Fhnn. Jeanrue Gunter, Dnvc JIICio.~n. leo;hc Jorgen~n. Molly Lodnc:r. Mali.
Morle)' Shannon Mulhson. Etlc:.c.;n Nmltr, Muagat NJUg\Dln, Don Paul. Mit$jt
Remmers, Dakotu Strulh Ouina Turco, Shcalll Warn, Davtd Webster. Jeff
Young
Phot~rophcf"
Ent Morse, Rob Pearson, Mark Pe1erson. K<'n t oppcr, Mo.rc Schotland
Computer Con~ulumt
Rob Dilling
Ad,·Lwr •
Peter Clui.stcnson, OepL of Commumcallons, Chau
DEAR GRADUATING SENIOR:
WIIAT IS THE SENIORCLASS GIFT?
*A gift donated by the senior class.
*Not a rose bush, or a bench, or a painting on the walL
*An opportunity to help up to five outstanding students
continue their LC education.
It is The Gift of Education ...
... up to five, $1,000 scholarships to be awarded to needy
fellow Lewis and Clark students.
*Your contribution will be matched dollar for dollar by
the Alumni Association!
*Last year's senior class donated one mere $500
scholarship. This year we want to offer something much
better ... five $1000 scholarships!!!
With your help, the class of 1990 can reach this goal!
THE SENIOR CLASS GIFf urriculum Com mat
wh1ch dcc.tdcs the
c.umculum ca h
Accordmg to
John Callahan,
hsh professoramJ
current Curnculun
J.fiu·,thc committe de<
ld observe Memo
day because It as l
uuu' al. holiday and t
hers and studcnt1
day off anyway. •
the school says
"ll WOUld be Olte f<
A SYllli
jEANNIE GtJNTF.R
The Annual I ntcmu
X>si·, m and the E!
-Soviet Trans·Pat
will be held an
Monday, May 7
• May 9. The focu1
be "New Era of 1
lelatjons· Agenda fot
More than 30 pan
• prescnmuons , u
IJUI,;dl and cconom1c
Sov&ct Unaon an
scholars from Ja1
·nrr!l Md the People'
r-nu•u The 1ssucs bel
w• ... ~ from cnvlJ"'nmo
ts to anns contro
fitClS an A 1a.
Some of lhe speal
ICht>A:tulcd to ll-peak 8l
·n. Deputy to l
of the Russl
bassador VnJend
Consul General, USS
The purpo.~ of
n~tymorcawareo f
tos .. dntention to
selves from being v
Alen Stturity at
4125 Thaxter 3-
4{26 Cop:land-A
4n7
alw:m.
4/2& Copollltld-
4/29 Secunty
and raw
4tl9 Road at
4!30 Rose
4/30 Student Caul
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5/1
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AY 4, 1990 n elllorial Day recognized as LC holiday
'( Ymo EGuctn
lrallon Lewis and C'lnd. <.'allege w11l
tt • :ogllilc Mcmorml Duy. Muy 28, have u hohday before vcumg intu
thclf hnn.l papers," C'nlluhan said.
"Having n holtduy, rnuybt once
every tcnn, would be good ~llso." think it's .1 good idea," hrst·ycar
sLmfcnt Vuc1 Allain said.
Scm or Chrisly Mac.Anally said.
The a rmuonnl hohday stnrung thts "I think we should have all national
holidays off. •· he n~w l (' hn.o.; ncv~.:roJru: .ially r\.'cog-Not c.vcry 'itaff tnd facuhy
member liked the id~ ol h.tving a
IIUlef,
L11
Mnl11
Ma~
, Jeff
and lll'd mmonal hohdays during Lhc
yc~u. a fact
studcntli arc 1bc commiuc .c has abo consid·
cred making
Murrin Luther
,..,,.... of
This is decision
rnndc by the
'ul'l'1l'Uium Commit
which dcctdcs lhc
c.urraculurnca h
Accordang lD
John Callahan. ''I think we should have
all national holidays off.''
-Christy MacAnally King's Birthday
and President's
Day holidays on
which LC could
have a c:lmpus­
widc convoca­
tion, inviting
gucs t~pcakerson
""" professor and
current Curnculum Committee
• thccornrmtlcdccadcd that LC
uuau observe Momonal Day a~ o
iutnu because II tS an Important
holiday and many faculty
nnd students tend to t.akc
dny off anyway, rcgurdlcss of
""'" the school says
"ll would be mcc for students to nouonal hohdny ore Some say that
i1 ts completely unnecessary to
noucc such holidays at LC. How
evcr,many seem to likcthetdcunnd
students arc defmucly for the new
dcctsion •
"It's ndiculous that we don't
have any national hohdoys ofT. even
though thlS IS a pnvate school t campus
Mcmonol Day is Monday, May
?8 Th~ cntiro I .C campus w1ll oo
closed, so remand r.1cully members
and students who huvc not caught
lhe news ycL
How should everyone take ad­
vantagcofthcdayoff? ManywouJd
probably agree with semor Gordon
Htlb, "l can slC(:p in!"
sytnposiutn features speaker variety
jEANNlR CuNThR
The Annuollnt.cmauonnl Affairs
posium and the Etghlll Annual
-Sovact Trans Pactfic Confer­
will be held tn COnJUnCliOn
Mondny, May 7 to Wedncs-
' May 9. The focus of the event
be .. New Era of Trans-Pactfic
cwuon~ Agenda for the 1990s."
More than 30 partsctpants waU
presentations. mcludmg po-
1ical and economtc lenders from
Sov•et Unaon and pohucmns
schol~ from Japan. Tatwan,
ni'W'n and lhe People's Republic of
The ISSUCS betng addressed
1na,. from cnvlronmcnt.nl dcvclop­
nts lD arms control to regtonal
llCts m Asta. Koo.PrcstdentofDacwooRescarch less opponunitic..s for students to
Institute, Seoul, Korea, and Hasash1 leave thetr mark "
Takahashi,ProfessorofMttitarynnd Dodd also srud the symposJUm
Otplomab c H1story, Tokyo, Jopan ha.s been daffcrcm because thiS year
Doug Dodd, intcmauonal nf-lherc IS not one key attention get­
fairs major and chair of the sympo ling figure ns there has been m the
sium,satd thattheJssucswhich wllt p~L Doddsrud lhefocus1smoreo n
bcaddresseddunng the symposium credible speakers and in "bnnging
are important m lluu, "Pacdic Rim an a scholarly approach and tess
alTa It'S are going to have mcrcasmg scnsauonnhsm. •·
tmpact on those of us hvtng m the Some of the parllcipams wtll
Pacsfi<' NorthwesL Trends in the also be speaktng to several classes
Sovtet Umon, Japan, C'hana and about •ssuc' related lo class rur
Korea will become more amponant nculum The paructpants are all
as we enter the 90s." hosted by Lcw1~ and Clark students
Th1s IS the ftrst year lhat lhe lA dunng lheir stay "Thts gaves stu­
Sympo ium and lhe Trnns-Pac•f•c dcntsanopponunuytomtcraclwtlh
Conference wtll be held Logether people who anflucnce polacy male­
Dodd srud this was because of ing;· Dodd sa1d
budgetary coost.nums. ..The sym-If ~nyone has question<: about
possum had been fundamcntn.IJy lhc 'iympos•umcall the International Weekly ASLC Update
The purpose or the A SLC update is to provide u mean of,c om mu­
nication between the As..;ociutcd Student ~ ofl .. cwis ond Clurk (AS l C)
Student Council and the Lewis and Clark commuruty by infomung
thocampusofthccvcntsnnd activities oflhc L.C stmkntgovcmmcnt .
The tollowmg is u summary ol what the Council has accom­
plished in the past week.
•The regular meeting umc for ASLC Student Council t ·nJUrs­
day ut 5:30 p.m. in the ASLC lounge.
•The Council alloo:ucd 200 to Forc...;L Dorm Council to help cover
the cost lhc mu.'.iic for the Forc..'it Fire.
•The computer in lhc ASLC lounge will be rcstnctcd lO usc for
ASLC business only and the two computers in lhe Computer Room
will have ASLC und Pion~cr Leg priority.
•Anyone who ha~ input regardmg the quality ot residence tile or
the qoohry of campus life, please feel free to con~1ct any member of
i.hc Student Councsl.
• All thO<\c currently 'iCrving on or interested in ~rving on faculty.
admmssuuuvc orTru.~tcc commiuce.s plca.'IC conLaCI Liz Friedman or
leave o me.~o;,nge in the ASLC lounge.
•Copies of the ASLC Consutution can be obtamed in the rofomla­
uon and Progmmmmg Office. located an the ASLC lounge.
•Cop1cs of the No Fault Funcuon Checlch t can be obtained in the
I & P office located m the ASLC lounge 1lus chcck.list is helpful in
organwng all sons of ocuvtucs on campu~.
·An ASLC bullcun board io;; cWTCntly on display directly aero s
from the Trail Room next to the Bookswrc . Watch that board for
mfommoon conccmmg. all a.'\peclS of student government.
·Any \lUdem group who needs moeting space c:10 rt.! ervc thl.!
ASLC lounge by c.ontaeting ASLC ~ecretary Marcehnc Canterbury
m lhe ASLC lounge or nt cxL 6797.
• ASLC needs two student volunteer:) to ~it on the Ctwrtcr
Commas1on, and lD hcpl with the estabhshment and review of criteria
Cor chnrtcnng ASLC organisauons
For furtllcr mformnuon on student govcmmen~ call ~t . 2704,
drop a note m bo,. 140 or vtSttlhe ASLC lounge.
Student Voices
A feature of the ASLC Update. Student Voices will provide de­
scnpl10M of unportant college commmeco; on which :<.tudcnts serve,
as wcU as a hst of those 'itudcnt~.
THE CURRICULUM COMMl..,.l ...... I ..... EE
The purpose of lhts commttLCC according lO the current faculty hand­
book, is to ~vide a representative faculty commiucc to consider all
aspects of lhe educauonnJ program of the college-undcrgrnduatc,
graduate and adult-and to f01 mutate rccommendauon concerning
these programs to be pre..o;cni.Cd to the Boord of Trustee~ for adoption
and esmbhshmenL This comm•ttee is currenll y mecnng once u week.
The students mvolvcd an t.ht commmee arc Mitro Bnucn, LC Bo:<
434. Davsd Melly.LCBox 1597~and JessFord. LC BoJ. 733. Contact
these studenL ~ if you have any qucsnon<; or mput for lhe Curriculum
Comm1ttec . Some of lhc speakers who are
:hC<IIul~ to speak are: Vladimir
.u~~. .. , Deputy Lo the Supreme
~V~vtct of the Russ•u Republic;
••mbassado r VaJcnun Kancncv, daffcrent from IA sympo tUms of r:;A.;.;.H.;;;;;m;.;.;rs;...· De~~P;.;;;~urt:;.;;...m~cn;..;t;..;;n;,;,.l ~e~.;.;:t.;...2;;,;7...;1.;..7 ·;_-------~ ....... ---------------
the past," Dodd said. "DecisiOns ·'
(
l, 1 General, USSR; Lee Hahn about partictpants have been ronde
at h1gher levels and there has been
'The purpose of Crimcbecu is to mak~ the Lewts and Clark commu­
ntty moroawarc of en me on campus. By crootingan awar\'ncss, it is the
Lof s intention to help members of the LC community protectlti~m­
selves from bcrng victimized. LiM5art compiled from Security rcpons.
Alert Se<:urity at x2779 or 0 if Mything unu.~uat 1s observed.
4f)j Tha.~r 3~VCR. TV and mount stOlen.
4{26 Co~·f~md ---Answcring machin"· stolen.
4/27 Stewart/Odell-DJscfulrged.t1te extinguisher set otf tal~ fue
alarm.
4/28 Copeland-Items thrown ftom katclleu wandow.
4n.9 Secunty 01Iic~ --Officc and (lfficcr ~&&ed with 24 hnrdboilcd
and row eggs.
4(1/) Rood at Gate 4 ·~nrcless driving reported.
4{30 Rose gnrden-Shed broken into.
4130 Student Counseling Center-Office broken into. no thefts.
5/t Pamplin-Suspicious man reported. Went iruo women'schnng
ing room, but was not found.
5/1 Olln-Rachoaclive material! in lead and gloss casings found
tmproperly dispo$Cd of in aa~ rcc.cptick ..
5/1 For~t/Hartrield-Rcpons or BB holes ln 1'amumck and ptlJ1S
of Hanzfcld,
S/1 Akin-Medical emergency. st.Udent auempte.d to d~end the
fire escape and foil.
Sn. Stewart-False ftre olann.
AY 4, 1990 ,, Agend~ JoF tbe 28th annual International
•' ~ Affair-s Symposium
"""- .,: -~ : -
Mondav, May 7 • •
Economic Develop-
ment and Environ-
ment
11 :30 a.m. 2 p.m .•
Roundtable : Conflict
and Cooperation in the
Global Environment
Thayer Room
3:15 p.m. 4:30 p.m.,
Roundtable: Business
and Economic Coop­
eration with the USSR
Council Chamber
7:30 p.m .. Keynote
Address: Key Issues
Confronting Northeast
Asia.
Council Chamber Thesday, May 8 Wednesday, 1\lay 9
Security and Political Economic and Bu i-
lssues in the Pacific ness Cooperation in
11:30 a.m. 2 p.m., the Pacific
Roundtable: Tension 11:30 a.m. 2 p.m ..
Reduction in Regional Roundtable: Business
Conflict in East Asia and Economic Coop-
Thayer Rom eration with A ·ia
3:15p.m. 4:30p.m.. Thayer Room
Roundtable: Anus 3:15 p.m. 4:30p.m.~
Control and Disartna- Perestroika and Pros-
ment in the Asia-Pacific pects for the Soviet
Region Economy
Council Chamber Council Chan1ber
7:30p.m., Keynote
Address: Prospects for
Soviet Political and
Economic Transfonna-
. tton.
Council Chamber
PAGE3 U\ r\."'1' p \UI
Medea Benjamin. din.'t'(Or of •
thl' newly founded Global lh-nrc g( ttang ' tr,unpkd' • sh~o. sutd.
A.td to th1.· Thtrd \\ orld 1s cirymg up.
Tile conc~m m the l S ts tunung
toward the cm~.·rging cknH)(.ftltic
countries in Eastern Europ: .mel tor-1 he Tlnrd World Jchl is no" up
·to 1 2 tnllion dnllurs and'" cnusmg
wtdc o;pf\:.nd c:.nsts. llClUU'\ C of the
c uhcmnt amount ol mt~·r •st rc­
qutl\:d on thcar large dchl. JXl\ oly changc Progmm and 3 pronuncnt
nunl World nuthor dcho,:~red her
"JlCl'Ch, "Lafc Aflcr the Cold W:u :·
m th<' Council Chamtx'r on tay I.
\h<. 'poke to an audaencc of arout
100 'tudcnts and racult\ mcmhcrs. •
Herdt u' ion co,·cret.l how the
cvcnL' in r a_,t~:m Eurorx' and lhc
no'' St1\'l( 1 mJ -\ntcnc:nnullian\. ·s
are tffc ung the 1ltinl World ~h ..
quotl'd nn old Afn nn pnwcrb \.1)
mg. "When the ckphant" fight, it\
the grn ~ that geL' tnmplcd." ' When the elephants
fight it's the grass that
gets tl·ampled''
Thi. quote rencct" the feelings
ol many Third World lOumrics in
the past. Now C\'Cn "'nh new nih·
nn .:s wtth wNirt ('10\HT~ they still g~tting us Third World eft on.,. As a
result, sh~ S1Utl,lc.ar .md rescnuncnt
\0\\ nrd~ Aml·rk~m cflons is widt'
sprc.ull in tho~ countraL -.. und st.:\rvJtum is ngnin on lltc in·
crease BcnJIUllm suid. 'Ille Middk
class hru; }'\ccn dnunmically affected
hy lhts prol,km. They arc no" 111 a
• IS artment sees c e
B'l CARRn Be: !': :F.R A.''D
RUST AM Koa fER
Earlic.r this .) c.ar the Engh h
Dcp:uuncnt conduc~d two tenure
tmck se.archcs 10 fill two po:-itions
v. hich had opcnl."'d lhn'c and four
years ngo when the prof~ssors had
retired.
Ted Br.twn, profe!\.SOr ol Rcn
aissance Litcrnturc reured four
yean; aBO, and was LCmpocanly
rcplu cd by Terry Kruger. but
Kruger taught Fiction Writing, not
RcmU.\.s.:UJ CC Litcr..~turc . BiiJ Lucht,
profc ... ••._o;or of lilcr.HUre and transla·
tion rcurcd three years ago. and the
Engli h department ha~ spent the last lhl\:c )·cars lr) ing to convince
l.hc Dean .md the Prcstdcnt that a
tenured, full-umc profcs,or of fic­
tion "riting was nc.cdod. Mean·
while, Lore lie Bro\\ ning was hired
to tea h Rcnaisann cc Li1cr:uurc to
fill the gap left when Brawn rctin:d
The approval tinally came last} car.
prompung the c;c~m:h
Lmc.bay Kaplan,\\ ho tscurrcnt.Jy
finishang her PhD at the Umvcrsity
of Califom1a, Bcrklc). wtll leach
Rcnai~ance Litcnuurc at LC llus
lull ''She looks Jikoshc~ll be a vital
and imcrcsung scholar,'' said
Dorothy Berksen, chair of the Eng­
lish Dcpanment. The Fiction Wnl-
~l ~Ji\1 • R JOB-. 'I 0 \ VF 1 "' lRONi\tr' I
Earn ~2500-3501).
! 'ational campaign positions
to pa~ Clean Air A l, !)top toxic pollution,
tighten pe:stici<.le controls an<.l promote comprehensive
recycling.
Available .. in 1 f) ~~.l'~S and O.C lnt' son campus 4/24, 25
Call Kate toll-rrce m: l-~00·75·E \RIll.
Love Letters.
\Vrite a letter to someone you don't know. And
tell them you know and care about thcn1. Because
today there are more than 150,000 n1cn. women
and children who need to hear that. They're in
prison or being tonurcd for what they said. believe.
or simply because of who they are. And that's
crin1inal.
Since 196 t An1ncsty International has been
sending love letters, telling these prisoner, someone
knows and cares about thetn. Write a love letter
today. It could be the sweetest letter you've ever
sent.
Write a letter, save a life.
Amn .,ry lntcnu·uional ing po'ation will be filled h)' Ann
David from the UnivCI':'il y of North
Dakota. Both women have bc~n
hired on a tenure U1ld:.
Four facult)' (two from t11c
Enghsh D<:panmcnt and two from
other dcpanm~nts) and two student.-;
madcuplhc~aochcommmcc Each
of the candtdaH.·.s were r( vtcwcd by
the commntcc nnd guve n prel\tnta
uon tn order to muJ..c them m:ccs
slblc to students nnd other faculty.
Thts. along wu.h olhcr cntcna ts
whnt their decisiOn w3s based on
Student evaluation fonns played no
role in the~earch . "We U)' to usc the
.s:tmc kind of evidence lor each cornpnrnblc posmon to what they
were 20 yclln\ ogo.
Benjamin went on to show how
Am~nca m•cds to be cffecllVl. at
home he lore we run auempt to 111
sulutc our sy,tcm so re.\dtly on
other\ She smd llmt 10 a world
wH.k 'tudy of twenty couniJic..,,th~
US ranked 14th in money spend
on education and 19th in qudc nt to
1wc her muos
She went on 10 explain how the
')stem bcmg msUlutcd in many ot
thcsl' trnpovcnshcd lltird World
countncs has allowed tltc upper
one percent 10 our country to own
hall the wedlth wtthm the Uoit~d
St.ntl'S. 1l1is system "causing ll1c
Mme problems abroad.
Her c. losing wns a plea tor morl
• gru.,snxlts orgunuauons both here
and nhmud She gnvc new mstght to
those who uucndcd the t.llk .
As jucuur CaUlhnn l chcr ~lid
1\ftcrwanls, "She was very msptru
uonul and prcscmcd new ~mglcs on
developmen t tssues ..
lknJ.unan gave the mu.o;..agc thm
we as a country should N>th loo~
inlcmally and cxlcmnll)' m our :lt·
tempts to better world conditions
Though we may Lhink we won the:
cold W«lr in Medea BenJamin·~
opintlln, "Noonc\\On the Cold Wai
We. all lost.
"Medea's talk wa.s one of th()s(
untquc opportumlic.."i thnt, unfonu.
nmcly lots of people mts..scd. s~
wus dynamic," satd JUntor Janet L.
'lthbs Will new 1
administrc
Nc~ t year Rcsic
cqutvaJent of n
being paid this
ncrcnse m wages
The mcrcase in
overdue and the ~
woD.cd for a numt
rcsponsibtliucs, ar
lbc)
Before the stuc
rommntccs, can b
tract This contract
supportive of all ~
ltho:~ on drugs and
~w•.., Party Proccd
Judging from th
es1n acu t ., .... r'" arc more adm
senor I friend that
mcludcd in last yea
RAs fnendly dispc
candidatc: and 'omc don't have
them,'' said Bed •. •.;cn The cvalu •
alion fonns arc: vCT} irnporumt in
faculty revacws, ho\\cvcr.
The two students on each com·
mince provadcd a hnk between the
LC communtty and the professors,
and student mpul m the dcctston
was vtt.al Unfortunately some
people were not aware of the
searches unul it was too late '~l gOl
a lot of mput from the students but
1l was after th~ search was com
pletc When this happens ngam I
would hope that people would come
forwnrd soonerwt l.h l.hetropmions,"
s.a1d student rcprescntauvc Smttha But the qucstto1
A va.sthi. enforcement of stut
The two profc:sol"\ who wert so many admmastn
1cmporanly filling lltc vacant po51• · tudcnts?
oons, Lorcllc Browmng ond TcfT) That has happc.
Kruger applied for the 1cnuro ttnct Pugct Sound, when
JObs, but were not selected as the actually help:
top three applicants to be mtc:r They should rei
vtcwcd Brown mg. htrcd a.~ a vi~t agncd with the a
mg professor for one-year. h 'th th one twa em Kruger, whose controct was ""'••! • ·
tenure track, will both be lcavmg tm-enfon:crs m L
the end of Lhc year.
The Enghsh Department will
full agum next yce smce no
wtll be away on sabbaucal.
means there wtll be no tcmnnr
postuonc; open. All lencrs and o~
even mg. They shou
10do on this crunpu.. ~
up m the Log offic~
should be under 500
length.
1lt~ Lag ros.crv
or libelous statio} men
' . ...... tallons ansc.
Submission s sh
we Ole need for su
Finally. thcopint
andnot~~ly
LE
olyglott 1
ltl~ EonoR:
Polvglot fl. the Lc~
llmat of student sub
foreign languaga
be gomg to pre~
from what h.ls b4:
far, t.tm ts.suc waUl
the edt tors of Pol
to rcmmd studcnt.t
to to tum m sut
, May 13 nnl
to Bo~ 120.
For lho~>e who ha1
LC's ncw~t publt(
t reprcsent.s Lhc cc:
's multi -cuhuml ,
the JOurnal wlll
fttallvc works of sl
THOMASON S. E.. Mcloughlin Blvd.
Milwaukie lnngungc Lh'
. This as not ltm
Ulgu.ngcs rcpr •scnlc
mem-tf a lang 653· -
r EDITORIAL
here Will new R.A.'s don the hat of the ght lO
administration?
Next yeHr Resident Asststantc; at Lewas and Clark wtU be paid
~PII'U the equwalcm of room rent for a ycar,thrcc times as much as they satd
cson are being paid lhts year With that htghly requested and needed
linclrca:sc m wages also comes an mcrease an rcsponstbtllllcs
The increase an wnges as not at 1ssue here. for that wa.\ long
1"0''rduc and the RAs have typ1cally been underpaid and over
lions rked for a number of years What 1s at issue IS the mcrcase in
m the rcsponsibiliues, and what these rcsponstbihltes w11l tum out to
min\ tx;? ,c that
look
ur at·
IWai.
those:
fonu
J. She
nctl Before the . tudenLs selected, by their rcspccuvc selection
commaltecs. can become RAs they must .stgn a three page con
This contrnct states that RAs must, "be informed, aware and
ve of all (our emphas1s) the college policies, including
llho:sc on drugs and alcohol Also be infonned on Lhe Restdcn<.c
""''s Pany Procedures and lnfo\mauon about Alcohol Usc "
Judging from that statement, one would tend to assume that the
As arc more administrators than the resource person and coun
lor I friend that they typically are. Yet tlus statement was
udcd in last year's contract wnhout any VISible effect upon the
RAs friendly disposition and helpful. concerned aturudc
But the question sull remains in light of the recent changes m
enforcement of student hfe policies, WiU the RAs have to enforce
• wert so many admint~trauon rules that they are alienated from the other
1 poSJ-students?
Tern That has happened at other colleges, such a'\ Umve('(\Jty of
c trncl t Sound, where the RAs write demerits much more often than
ns the y actually help students adJUSt to college Life
antes They should remain as resources who are not so mumatcly
a VISit· gned w1th the administration that students are afrrud to be
II', with them They should not be encouraged to tum into
•
a son
• ,JOn
,IX
lf
t ini-enforcers m the Residence Halls.
A.II letters ond opmaon pieces m\l!l be submittc4 by 10 p.m. Monday
even mg. They should be typed. prcfembty on a disk (which isn't to hard
to do on this campus) nee ompanioo by a hard copy. Dasls can oc ptc:kt.'d
up m the Log olficc on Tuesday naghl or WL'dncsdny morning 1 .:ttcr-.
should be under 500 wonh, at not. w~ reserve ~ right to cutlhcm to that
lcngtJl.
'Tht.• Log reserves tht.• nght '"'edit \ubmt. ions for length, gnunmar,
or hbclous statements. We also reserve lhe nght to hold pioccs 1f space
limttations arise.
Submission~ should contain the author's name and phono number m
the need for ~uch editing nrise..\,
Finnlly. theopinion sc~prcssc don thescpag~!;Ufe thoscoftllo wriLCrs
md not OOCCSSlui1y of tlu.• Pionerr Lo8 ~taffot Lewis and Clark Cotk~gc.
LET'I"ER TO THE EDITOR
olyglott II deadli11e approacl1ing
Hit EonuR:
Polyglot II, the Lewis and Clark
ua• of student submlllcd crca·
fore1brr1 language pteces will
uvu be gomg to press, und JUdg·
from what has been n.·ccivcd
far, thiS lSSUC' Will be faniJ.lSliC
• the editors of Polyglot would
to remmd students thutlhc Just
to to turn in submissions 1s
y, May 13 and ·hould be
I LO Bo'l l20
ror those who have not heard
LC's newest publtcnuon, Poly
reprc."-CnLs the c.onflucnce ot
s mulu-culturul ntndcm1c. tO.
Ulc JOurnal wtll publish the
.n:anvc worh of studcnLs m lhc
0re11~n language they urc study
This 1s not ltmttcd to those
n:prcscntcd by the de
mcnl-af a languuge cun oo typed or written, it is .suitable tor
pubhcauoo
Unhkc la~t tcnn, we will t •
printing CC1J100ns and dmwings lhnt
conwm a forcagn lnnguagc focus .
Weare alsoacccpung poems, shon
stones or shon c.ssays on mt..:ma
uonnt C'-pcncnccs. All students,
even non-majors. nrc cncourngcd
to~ubmiiS and papers u"cd tn c lnss
an; perfectly ncccpwblc.
Once again, the la.c;t day to
submit m Monday. May 13
Demonstrate your fon.•1gn lan­
guage cxpcrusc and get pnntoo
whtle sull an college Send your
subm1 s1on wriucn in thl: language
ol your chotc.c {c.,ccpt Bngh~h) to
Bo 120.
S1 ~v( KonN, EonoR·IN·Cl nut:
Puln>tOT FOR
YouR OPINION BY L.L.
How MA Y DAYS A YEAR CA YOU DRT K ALCOJ-IOL?
.. YOU CAN DRINK 364 DAYS A YEAR THERE:.'S NO EED TO
AT THf::. SFNIOR PARTY."
Mtchael Ford. Otrcctor of Alumni Relations
''Eighr days a week. 416 days a year."
Geoffrey R. Pcard. Senior
"365 days a year. who needs a senior panyT'
fl \1arie. Senior
"You can find me downing p.m c; palls with a bottle of Tripple Ripple xxx. while
watchmg the NBC nightly news every day until the last of these sanctioned
drugs are illegali7ed, or until I go back to church.··
1 C. Brown. jumor
•
"None. I'm Mormon''
Oebbte Jorgensen. \enior
.. None"
Zero, freshper~on
"365. 1f you have the mone} and the liver:·
John Workinger. sophomore
.. Concc1vab ly, 365. But most would refram because of wantmg to graduate.
and ummmmmm .......... unles. you were drinking Night Train or M.D. or
maybe some 8-ball"
Jonathan Ru sell. ophomore
"B) this nme m your life, you can drink as many days a you want to:'
Jen Castle. sophomore.
"1 think. you should dnnk on all major hohday..... Mo\t of the minor one to.''
J uhe Venables. sophomore
Opinion Editor's note: emor party 1 a MAJOR holiday.
1 1l11 1 tl(' ,,
•
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I
I •
.. FORU
t
Winona was just tHmg there.
minding her own mmd and \\Onder
ing why u wa'\ that the Rtght wanted
to eliminate nghts. while the Left
"anted the nghts to be left. because
tt thought the Rtght wa~ wrong and
the Left wa~ nght; whtch accordang
to the Rtght of course," a. ,\11 wrong
uddenl). she reahzed that he wa ...
ven confu ed.
'Hie · she satd. ro nobody in par
ricular.
Later that same day Wmona at­
tended a Whme and Cheesy Party
"here arch-conservanves were in­
fonnmg the Love & Chanty student
body Of ItS right .
"You can dnnk alcohol 364 days
a year,'' an admimstrative t) pe wal\
whining chee,th at the ')tudent\,
.. There's realh no need to dnnl.. al- .. coho I at the Senior Part).'
.. ll you look at it that wav." mut
ten.~d Ortis. Winona's C\Ccond best
fnend. "there·~ re.tlly no need to ha\ c
a em or Pan} •
" O"-we can all act hke adult\ at
the Semor Party thts year:· aid the
admtmstrnnve type "And yourc lass
wall be the fm.t to do -o. I find that
e citing. don't you?" Takmg the
laughter to be a stgn of JO) ous ap
pro" al. the admtm trative·t) pe con­
tinued "And if any of you happl!n to
get, shall we say. mebnated . well.
then you '11 have to drive your -elves
home because we're not going to let
you on the buses."
"Wan a mmute," cried concerned
eniof\, 'The buses are there onl) to
ket:p students from dnvmg drunk.
An. }OU "tupid or h your tie on too
I-lOPE DESPITE THE TIMES tight?"
'Maybe both," muttered Oni~.
"Perhnps one leads to the other,''
suggested Wtnona
uAcausal relationsh1p. Not enough
blood m the brrun," Orti rephed.
Just then the Moral Majority
showed up wuh flags and long
wmded speeches about the hameful
state of the nanon' youth ... SHAME
SIIAMF SHAME,"theycried ... You
shouldn't ever dnnkP'
"Not at theSemor Party, anyway;·
sa1d the admmistrutive-type. who
began to tighten his ue even more
He tightened u so much that his head
popped right off and rolled bloochly
mto the anns of the Morn! Majority.
a\ they cmpned the Whine glasses
mto their port-o-potties and bludg '9r'
,::.~.,
coned known homc!brewcr s wuh
plastic Je~uses
"Thts suck .'' said Ortis as the
ttuat1on deteriorated with great
raptdity
But JUSt m the mck of ume. an
unknown graffiti artiSt ran through
the crowd and spray-prumed "TAX
TI IE C'HURCll" in huge letters
everywhere The Moral MaJonty
shrunk m terror to us true teeny­
weeny stze, whimng cheezily as u
evaporated mto the thmning ozone.
A large group of loosely organized
students began chanung "Viva Ia
students" to the tune of Yankee
Doodle and Orus's mood improved
immedtately .
"1 love a happy ending." sighed
Winona
.. Cheer~." sa1d the homebrewers .
. BY GEOFFREY PEARD
Yes, I'm shit-faced (and nude).
In a word, I'm shu-faced, inebriated, inlO'-tcated, fucked up. After the
5enior Social'' on the Manor House lawn. wtlh all of its whme and cheese,
I am in know condition to be wntmg a length} statement on why "alcohol
should not be the focus of the Senior Pany " As 1 write, there's vomit on the
keyboard and 1 mus\ type threw H. 1 gotta focus on what ~ wn te and what's
lefr one month for sum of you So here u 1s, the homc.-brew ot a dormito­
ried mind. the only answer to an anal demand that inherently effaces hself.
\Vhat • s the deal with making a statement about the abuse of alcohol to
people you've just served whine and cheese too? lsn 't there a fundamental
problem in the thinking of people who would deign to denounce the evtls of
abusing liquor because it incues drunken debauchery, nudity. and so on. and
then serve their flock whine? Dtd I mtss the riot the other day? Dtd I pass our,
black out? 'Ne all stood there. valid ID~ m our pO<..kets. listemng to the wane,
drinking the whine v. ondenng which was the more mtoxicating and who was
genuinely under the influence . I hstencd as swdents whtned and dmed in a
voice which was not their own, but an admtni\tranon 's seemingly bent on
coddling us into tmmaturity.
What is the point of a gathenng whose focus ts that ualcohoJ should not be
the focus." This is the same diatnbe 5erved up by those who would make
black-lists of pornographic matenals and mstead c1eate ready reference
guides for tho~ interested in what Debbie dtd tn Da11as. Huh? I mean.
perM>nal1y. I don't thank I would have thought of getting drunk for the "Sieg
Heil Party" until it wa~ brought up. Contrary to popular behef. 1 don't drink
the other 364 days of the year And if I really thtnk log and herd about 1t, there
are really only about 30 days out of the year in which I can obhterate myself
and partake in me legalized. socially accepted. American way of doing so
But they "won't let me on the bus if rve been drinking." Well, then I JUSt
drive to the damn party. heh, that's a hell of an tdea. What are they gomg to
do, have breath-ill-liar tests? Then rn hade a bottle of JD 10 my body cavity.
··setter get out those rubber gloves, Mtchael, thts ktd's pacJon•:• Body
searches, urine samples, walking a hne don't have the same meanin' in college
any more. do Jt?
Ah. there's the moan from the back row "Be a responsible adult, don't
come to the party drunk and sinful because you're better than that, if you're
an adult then act like one.'' Well, maybe if we wen: treated as adults, if we felt
enfrc1nchi sed instead of left out of so many decisions on this campus, then
perhaps we would behave in a Manor befitting Again the moaning chorus
wines, HBut the student~ do have a voice, they arc on the committee and they
are the one's concerned with the alcohol focus of previous "Seig Heil
Pany's.'' But the other day on the Manner Hooch lawn l believe I saw the
puppeteer's strings dangling from one of the upper floors of the Whinery as
my fel1ow seniors recited the litany of horrors which I doubt any of them expenence d ftrst hand and, most likely. were brought to their atteno.on by
those concerned souls guardmg our Grounds Keeping Monument from the
bad repntanon such Hedges avotd. Let's all heed the advice Bluto in Animal
I louse who turns to has hapless fraternity brothers and says, "Over? Nothing
ts over until we decide it is. WCll1 it over when the Gennans bombed Pearl
Harbor? HelJ no! And it ain't over now Who's wlth me? Let's gt!t ·em.
ahhhhhhhh hh" as he ran alone into the counyard of the Umverstty of Oregon.
A futile and stupid gesture deserves an equally futile and sruptd gesture. So
y<!s. I shit-faced, and lymg in tt.
L .C.
BOYS OOt,­
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Submit to Sac's Voice, LC's alternative
press. Box 178 by May lOth After pet
To n ru El)rtOR
I am wriung an rt
letters in the Pioncc
(X'UUon you stgncd
cauonal bathroom ~ i
Platt I hope that r
wtll helpelarify lhcl
our pomt or vtew
Ounng New StU
tion in the fall of 191
tnken m each hallths
bathroom, where s
allowed to express
ence fora coed bnth1
sex bathroom. Tho
vote determined wt
bathroom was coed
If aoy person voted
educauonnl balhroc.
tcrmaned Lhal Lhc
WARNING
They',
There arc some
311JCIC an the OCWSJ>2
the radao stauon. on
hard, but somehow 1
dose of mformauon .
mformauon forme<
ehmmation of our r
These arc lhc sar
has fougtn over sut
slaves m lhc field a
Obvaousty. we have
wathout Slruggle.s a
which has bo!n sa.Cl
the KKK, not from l
But from a small vc
Really Lhcy hav~
Moral MaJOrity, 1 d<
J\!ny Falwell and ht!
aJt 12 years ago to
there IS a sccuon of
vole, God and good~
manonty groups wt
vote.
Now. a tis bccon
arc diffusmg back 11
Slowly these moml:
wrought from Lheci'
ment and the womc
I read
sv JoNAntAN B. Po
W1lhout a dou
better pasumes of 1
career, cspectally 1
been a thorough n
graffiu in lhe camJ
(with apologaes to
gender consctousnd
own: my forays ~
men's bathrooms) .
even one of my niH
reading Crampton 1
!.here, albeit in a son
fashion: now, C/~
Samply swap an ·1
delete the 'm,' and (
hkc nding Lhc lube
the mtd·t<rlnte 196(
a gmffilo was ub11
pomt here as Lha~
scrnwlmg had been
was a bit d1shcanc"
one could clevntc Er
Jack's With a few s1~
a pcncal.
- PACE6 MAY 4,1990 MAY 4, 1990 -
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With
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR
After petitions and protest, bathroom concerns finally addressed by administration
To ll n· EonoR:
J nm wnung m response Lo the
letters in the Pioneer Log and the
pcuuon you stgned about cocdu­
cauonal bathrooms m Stewart and
PlntL I hope that my comments
wtll helpclanfy the suuauon from
our pomt of vacw
Dunng New Student Onenta
lion m the fall of 1989, a vote was
taken m each hall that had only one
bathroom. where students were
allowed to express lhctr prefer·
ence for a coed bathroom or-smglc
sex bathroom The result of thas
vote dctcrmmcd whether a hall's
bathroom was coed or smgle sex
tf any person voted agamst a co-·
educauonal bathroom at was dc­
tcrrnmcd that the dorm should accommodate thcar wJ.c;hc." and
provadc a smglc sex bathroom
opuon.
tn Stewart there was not a
ununamous vote for coeducational
bathrooms and therefore we tncd
to provide a smglc sex bathroom
opt.ton Thts proved very prob
lcmauc due pnmanly to the physa­
caJ layout of Stewart Hall and ats
bathroom fac1hucs A dcc1ston
was made that when bathroom~
were renovated lhcy would be
designed so lhauheopuon or ~angle
se~ usc was prov1ded
The renovatton plans were
dtScussed dunng Wmter term at
Rest dent Director mccungs and at
the Donn Council mccungs of
Stewart and Piau Halls Dean of Student<;, John Schnc1dcr also nt·
tended a Stcwnrt Dorm Counc.il
mccung to d1scuss scvernlassucs.
particularly the bathroom issue.
Very few students attended these
meetings and when Dean Schnei­
der met with the members or the
Stewart Dorm Counctl he felt there
wa."i very little interest in the bath-
• room ISSUC.
Recemly the issue has received
much discussion and much press
coverQge for whnt l believe arc
two very valid reasons
1) Many students do not want to
have smgle sex bathrooms m the
rcstdcncc halls. and
2) some studcnl.'> feel student
opmion was not solJcited m the
dcctston makmg process. J would very much hkc your
mput m dctermimng how issues
such as the~ should be dJ!'Cusscd
and resolved. WhJlc it is clear to
me that many students do prefer
Lhc option of coeducatio nal bath­
room usc. I aJso know that ~me
student ~ prefer single sc" bath­
rooms but still want the e~pcri­
encc of living on a coeducational
floor. Whi lc this sentiment has not
been loudly rcprc...-.cntcd it remain,
a factor in our dectsion. Tile plans
also allow for the use of the build­
mgs in the summer for programs
such as Eldcrhost.cl where fami­
lies may want to be a part of the
program but not want c.oc.duca­
uonaJ bathroom factlitJes I also
thank that the Rcstdcnce Hall Donn Counc.•l~ are the proper place for
dascus.saons of dorm renovation."·
etc. and would like to encourage
your help in promoting aucndance
at those meetings.
In re~n~c to current wdcnl
concerns about the plans for reno­
vation of the bathroom~ and the
decision making process surround­
ing these decisions we would like
to invite aJI interested parties to a
meeting on Monday, May 7 at
7:00p.m.in thcPlauMain Lounge.
Jennifer Johnson, John Schneider.
and I will aucnd to discuss these
tssues wath you. Thank you for
your concern about student life on
campus.
KATHl FJ!N 81\RM'S GRANT
OIRECIOR Of ~DlNCE 1...Jni
ghed WARNING! TI IIS COLUJv!N MAY BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR FALSE SENSE OF SECURlTY BY STEPHAN Fox
vers.
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the
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~on
So They've turned up the notch
There arc some things 1 just can't 1gnore H 1 sk1p the
art.tcle an the newspaper. r hear about 1l on the radio. lfl tum
the radto s~.auon. one of my classes wall d1scuss it. 1 try real
hard, but somehow these things find thear way into my dally
dose of mformauon On this particularoccaston these bitS of
anformauon formed mto a larger p1cture The gradual
chmmauon of our nghLs
These are the same nghts wh1ch Amcnca·s rad1cal vo1cc
has fought over smcc the days of women in the kllchcn.
slaves m the field and Indian tnbcs controlling tJ1c plains.
Obvtously, we have made large stndes smce then But not
wtthout Slnlggles and angu1sh AJI the sweat and blood
wh1ch has been sacnficcd JS m ammmcnt danger. Not from
the KKK. not from the Neo Na~a·s. not from the Skinheads.
But from a small vocal mmority who all happen to vote.
Really they have no name Some would call them the
Moral MaJonty, 1 don· L There ts ample documenLatJon that
Jerry Falwell and hts morality group were created out of Lhm
air 12 years ago to get Reagan elected I just bcheve that
there tS a ~uon of Amcnca whach believes m thetr nghtto
vote. God and good C'hnsuan morals. They are one of the last
mmonty groups wh1ch rehgiously ex.erc 1~ thCl.r right to
vote.
Now. tlas bccommg evadcnt thatlhe1r tdcas and morals
arc diffusmg back an to American pohtics and corporatJons.
Slowly these morals have been eating away at the advances
wrought from the civi I rights movement, theanu-war move­
ment and the women's movement. h 's almost as if it were planned. Can you imagine a few
members of America's elite governmen t siu.ing around a
table joking over how they should convince the public to
suppon the next step in a grand plan to keep the eliteS in
control. I can. History shows that great leaders of the past
wouldn 'l give a second thoughl about scheming to maint.ain
any position of wealth and tot.al power All the kings and
queens ol Lhc Feudal age arc good c.'(amptes. What leads you
lo bchevc that Kmg George will be any d1ffcrent. His plan
is to create a people whose rights and wHI are so dimimshcd
that they wtll work for the elite powers with no rcsistanc<..
Up to now the pace has been slow and hard to trace.
Now tht; pace has been mc~scd Last wcclc there hDve
been two cruc.aal dcctsions in the U S Supreme Court E.lch
an tmponam precedent in the crodmg of our previously
assumed Constitutional Rights. It seems silly that the
supreme coun would even be cons;dcring a case like this.
However. on Monday the stAteenth,thc coun let. land a ban
on school dances Shades of Footloose
h seems five fundamentalist ministers in Purdy, Mi souri
have convinced their congregations, school board included.
that cLlncang is sa tame and sinful. The studentS scud that the
church deciding ~hoot pohcy vtolates separouon on church
and state.
Although. the S uprcmc Court • s dec aston may seem small
now. ttopcns the door for any rchgion to uncrfere in school~
Take for msaance ccrtam books whtch mtght contrun rumi-nations of the devil: T~ Satanic Vuus,lluckleberry Fim ••
Cote her in 1~ Rye. The door i" open. I predict the waters to
no~: through.
The second case dcodcd this week onginatet.l in Oregon.
h deals with Indian Tribes having religious freedom to usc
drugs tn religious ceremonie s. Yes, the usc of peyote has
been ruled illegal. This hac; a wide range of effects. First and
foremost. it puts a nail in the casket of Indian heritage. The
dl'Cision is a simple statement that say~ the lndaan. must
change to our cultural sl.3Jldards. Sccond,th ccoun opin­
ion declare.<; that rchgaon i!'n 't free from state laws. Thi!\
means thnt if a stale with a majority of people following one
religion wanted to force another religion out ot their sL3lC
t.hey could All th~ people v.ould have to do i" pas.s la~A 'S
which exempt their religion but not others. Oregon already
has a law which exempts Christ.ian church from the minor
consumption of Alcohol law. Or if lhi' was declared
unconstitutional.taws would be pa sed that afloctcd pans of
the offending religion which weren't mcludcd in the major­
ity religion.
Damn it people! Wake up! Weare stepping right into the
u:ap of all the politcians. How far well you let them push you.
Before you can't stand it any more. Well it may be too lute.
With the ootch turned up(and no one tanding up tosuy no!)
1 predict that We The People will no longer be able to rely on
the unalienable nghts set forth in our Constitution . Atlea.'il
not wu..houl some form of revoluuon . Hopefully, it: notlOO
late
I read the writing on the wall, then I saw the light
B¥ }ONAntAN B. PoNT
Without a doubt. one of the
better pnstJmes of any collegmte
career, c.spectally thts tenn. has
been a thorough rcadmg of the
gmffiu m the campus rcsuooms
(walh apologies to those whose
gender consctousness exceed$ my
own: my forays are limited to
men's bathroom s). To be sure,
even one of my all-ume favorites.
reading Crampton is God, is still
there, aJbeitm a somewhat altered
I ashton: now. Clap ton 1s God.
Stmply swap an T for the 'r.'
delete the 'm,' and presto: tt'sJUSl
ltke nding the tube m London m
the mad -to-late 1960.\, when such
a gmf(ito wns ubtquttous. The
poant here ts Lhut my favonte
scrawhng hnd been altered, and tt
was u bu d1shc.1rtCmng that some­
oneeould clevutc Eric'-. ~Latu.'i over
Jack· s With a few simple 'ltrokcs of
a p;!ncil. Be that as 1t may. my dtSmuy
turned to utter JOY when 1 sp1ed a
new gem a few wceb ugo. No. tl
wasn't the usual mmdless fodder
an the ongoing htera.ry cro, ·fire
between those seeking todlSCredil
advcrsane.s of different athlcuc,
environmental, or sexual persua­
sions. A personal "ad,·· perhaps?
Sorry, thas one leftlhe usual "Rot
Jewish chef seeks ... " m the dust
When I saw it. I reati1.cd that this
statement would disung01sh thts
trip to the loo from all other rela­
ttvely cursory forays. now paJe an
compariso n.
"TAX THE CHURCH! ..
lmagane that! RchgiOU.'\ mstitu­
tions tn thts country finally having
to pull theirfrurshareof Lhc weight.
no longer wallowmg m their UlX­
e~emp t status. Why,l could envi­
sion Mary Baker Eddy rolling in
hergrnve,John CanJinal O'Connor
shaking in his shoes, and tho-.e card-carrying members of the
American Civtl L1berues Umon
shrying gc:vault, to w~ preten
tJously
Quuc simple, really we
expect a lot of scMces from our
government but nre unwaUmg, as
well we should be. to have to pay
for them. Smce we are at the
mercy of the tax-spend school of
government. why not dig for otl
where we know there ts a gusher?
Too often, weare conned anto
bchevmg the utter falsehood that
tl1e non-profit religtous mstiruuon.-.
do too much good. and therefore
,hould not have to pay ta,es. They
spend money on much-ncedoo
serv1ce onented progrnms thut
may be oveclo<>kcd b} the myopic
bureaucrac y. With Lhe removal of
t.ax-exempt.'it.aWs. the~;c progmms
would wither and dte. Au con·
trtlirt•. Imagine the revenue thnt
could be generat&l from w'ing, sny. Lhe owners of the mod~t struc­
ture at the 1·5/H•ghway 217 junc­
ture Now. tmagine using those
funds to nouri ·h the hungry. to
shelter the homeless, dean up our
cnvuonment. and create jobs. to
wnx stmph.sucally .
Perhaps a tell-tale sign that
the IRS ought to see the light tS the
recent Supreme Court dectston to
not hear a ~e related to the Wt.
e.xempt status of the Catholic
Church. S~ms that the Catholic
Church Ls actavely mvolvcd an the
pohtical proc~ • usmg t.a' -free
contnbuuons to bacl. anti-.c.ho1ce
candidates. But you knew that.
Before I am sentenced in ab·
stncia to bum with the books, read
my lips: we need not wnng the
cloth dry. We ought to mertl)'
scrulinit.e lho. wealth of religious
inslitutions in thi'\ country und then
look at the figure we Plid to vari­
ous mx<ollcctors this past month. You don't have to be a Math 07<ii
whtz to figure it out. A modest
income and property ta.'\ of und.ry
houses of worship could go along
way toward bettering society.
I remember a di cu '\ion tlmt
took ploce between Mr. Barankin,
a h1gh school Engli-.h teacher. nnd
my friend John Blatr Scrunton.the
two gentlemen agreemg that the
morning con,ututional was per­
naps Lhe most thoughl·provokmg
moment of the day. The anhcrent
qualiues of Lhe gr.Ufiti in quc-;tion
ccrtatnl) proved them right in thi-.
instance: provocative. wcll-intcn­
uoned. and pcrhap' something that
people are too squeamish to db·
cus. Plea.~ don·L dtsappoam our
unkno\\ n hero: di u tha with
your roommate. your hou '"matr.
your clergypcrson. your elected
• repre..'II.Cntauve, your parents. or
what have yt>u. And read the writ­
ing; il's on t.hc: o,a,oall.
90 MAY 4, 1990 PACE7 FEATURES
De11im
~ro~J;."\ 8\ ADRl\\. z..,m, \"'T> T.J.
Hc :x"'~ER n moL (~It mil <;1 to:.T of
DL ''N't Tr.RRIO \:"o.'DTRA.'- UUlU'LHJ'
I' \kAt LC.Al.S SHAl :-.. c ,.,'10'\ ,\NP
P ~Rl.:FR Sn·n '\ wtthout o sho, .. on the Jtl"it ntght ol
what ''to he a ')I clly tour
"Whatever can go wrong,
will' So 11 hnppcncd thnt the self
dcscnocd"Yc~ mtx.L' th <ic\ Pts
tots · quartet
, .. ound up a nously mtcrcvtcwcd Alvm and the
Chtpmunks mstc.ld
Releasing "SUlrvtng R1ch" on
thc1rown Pchgro("dangcr'' m span
1sh) n.•cord lnbd, Scnn O'Bncn recent wnungs of Robert Anton
Wtlson, Scan nnd Martin had a few
word~ tosaynboulLcw tsandCiurk
.. It's remly hbcra1 We're supnscd
thnt we 'vc rccewcd thts ktnd of n re·
ccpuon," Mar­
tin satd, refer
mg to the ·upr gcther. Marun nnd Scan come acros.'\
as Japanese auto workers, record
store employees w1t11 ph1loc;ophy
degrees, or Monnon missionaries
wtth o bone to p1ck
Murph\ " U\\ (the rule of nl
tun:, not lht. band) took cfl~t tht'
pa.\1 Wcdn c'da~ a.' the San Fran
Cl 0 ro..cd Dentm T\' am\ cd in
1\lnland only to find thai thdr gig at
Club $a" neon had been unc:\pect·
c.dl) wnccllcd. o\.pparently. the
C'JUlctllnuon had somcthmg to do
wtlh .;om<.. pt ~d ofl and JHSSCd on
Portlnnd pol.tc.c orttc\:rs \\<hO hap·
pcn~d upon the club'~ owner­
Gl-org\; Touhoulioth unnaung on
the ''dc\\al~ in front the estabhsh
mcnt and thu. cnu,mg a "not"
Dcntm TV. 10 supJX111 of thctr sc~
ond and latest nlburn, "Starvang
R1ch," quiclly found t.hcmselve long drin·
from the Bay
1\rea b) spend·
ing nn af\cr·
noon of dc­
b:.luchcry und
sin y,: ithin the Apparentl). the cancellation had 'on1ething
to do wtth on1e p1ssed off and
pt~sed on Portland pollee officer, "'"8 number of
students tn
KLCwhowcrc
bUSt})' OCCU•
p1ed w1Lh find-A~1dc from the pouctty of JUicy
quotcc; leftover here, tru'\t me, Otco.;c
guy' arc worth n few bucks for the
album Somcthmg hkc The Jam
meets Elvt<; (Costello or Presley),
Dcntm fV may JUSt fade 10(0 your
record shelf hkc a lnvonte rxu.r of
•
onfincsol our (vocal!\, etc.), Martin Pucholuk
(guitar, ctc.),lhor Pachohtk (drums.
etc.) and Greg Bortohn lbass, etc )
took Murphy's Law tn st.ndc as we
Ullked over ptu.n and beer Astdc
from dtscusstng tssucs rongmg from
the sc~tsm m rod. nnd roll and the own k..LC' Radto ~tudio \\here I.
~(; m mgl) wtth the luc ~ o' the Irish,
had the oprortunily to .tsk them a
few qucsuons But. as ts Ute case
with so mu h ot hfc's funny shtl,
the tape. as tf the ghost of Vtc
Morrow were there wtth me. mystc
Transfer inquiries, admissio ns up for 1991
CoMrtt.:ED FRO~ AD\oflSSIO:-.:.., RF.roR'TS
May 1 mny have seemed hkc nny other TucsdJ) to most Lewis and Clark ~tudcnts, but for potential LC
... tudenl'i, it wns lhc deadline for 1990 applic.'luons Some results arc in. however from the Apnl 1 S prionty
due date. ~tcr Brown from the Admt s10ns Of he c. n;pons that LC "shows up shghtly in all catcgoncs from
last )'Cat. but we haven't gained a gre3L de31 ••
The trJnstcr 'ituation appears very po.s1uvc at thts d.1tc. La 'it year brought owr 100 transfers to LC .largely
due to the acceptance of appltcauons throughout the summer The transfer group for nc..xt fall may be equally
a.; large in number
Some swustic.s concerning lhe class of 1996 as of Apnl 15
Total number of mquiries.
Area with most applicanL\ 21177 (Up from 19968 last year)
C A (4431 apphcants)
Total number of admltted appHcams
Brcak.down of Selected Areas 1681 (Up from t636last year)
OR-301
WA-174
C0-106
SW-153 CA-381
HI 59
EAST-184
Some swtistic~ on the incoming uansfers as of April 1 S
Total number of inqumes
Area with most applicants. 1178 (Up from 1279 lasr year)
OR (3S3 apphcams)
Total number of admiued transfers
Breakdown of Selected Areas: S6 (Up from 39 last year)
RANDY (MAINT): OR-10
WA-5
C0-2
SW-2
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USA Today reponed May 1. that
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Umvcrsuy. protcsung a deciSIOn not
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MAY 4,1990 Dead·
uY juur Vt:.NA&Il s
LlSO IS one Of 01(
1 just don't know wt1
''" 't really a greut
not thnt b.ld 1 wo
pncc to sec 11, nor
tWICC, hut II COUld
wttha few fncndsor
(:t,ku "Cheap Bitlil
all means
Lisa • played by 1
"My Two Dud,," i
boy-.c.r.vy, giggly 1
ltvcs wttll her over p
ingly c:chbatc motli
not-ns bad as l rcru
of "Chorl1c 'sAn Rei
cnnc won't let he
until she as stxtccn,
for Ltsn.
Fnter R1churd
ous. hnndsome anc
Along the way, h
obJect of Lisa's uc
'iiC.'\ as o;hc acquire
dress and phon, n1
God for ttH. DM V .:
dio;guising her V<l
harmless Oining in
doesn't know ts tha
a few telephone ga
R1chard had thi
ktlhng smgle womt
around the Lo · Anj
"Candlchght K1llt
behind the mukms
evening m hts v
Don· t sny he dOC'\11
wammg, however
nous mc..~ngcs su
Rtchard. 1' m m y01
I'm gomg to klll
unswcnng mnchtnl
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eY juuP VrNAOtrs
Usa ts one of those mov1cs thut
I ju'\t don 'tl..now whntto do wllh. It
1,n 't t'CC.llly n gn:.Jt movtc. but it's
not that l>ad I wouldn't pay full
pntc to sec tt, nor would 1 sc.c it
twtcu, hut it could be.. •' lot of fun
~ithn few friend'\onacouponnight
(n.k.a "Cheap BlL'itard Ntght"), by
all mcnns
l isa • played by SUlci Kcanan of
"My Two Dads," is your average
boy envy, giggly 14 year old who
hvcs wu.h her ovcr-protcctmg,sccm
ingly cclibatl. mother, play~d by a
noHls had as I fl-ared Cheryl Ladd
of"Charhc's Angel"" fame 1\ath
crin~ won't let her daughter dale
until she ts si:o<tccn, a ncar eternity •
for l asn
Enter Rtc.hard. He is mysteri­
ous handsome and sophisticated.
Along the way, he becomes the
ob)Cc.t of Ltsa s adolescent fanUl­
''cs as she acquires his name, ad­
dress and phon1.. number. (lltank
God for the DMV) She calls him.
chsgmstng her votcc, with only
hannlc.ss nirting in mind What shc..
docsn 't know 1s thm R1churd play~
a few telephone games of h1s own.
Rtchard had th1s nasty habat or
kdhng smgle women H~.. 1s known
around the Lo~ Angeles oren as the
"Candlelight Ktllcr" for lcavang
bchtnd the mak.mgs of a romanuc
cvcnmg m h•s vicum~' home..~.
Don't sny hedocsn'tg1ve them fatr
wammg, however He leaves om•
nous m~agcs such .1s, "This is
Rtchard. I'm m your apartment and
I'm gomg Lo ktll you," on thetr
answering machm~ . (BIG HINT.) The problem is. thcrr usually isn't
muth the women con do about H.
He rs m 01c1r apartments, and he
doc.' kill Lhc.m At least he keeps his
• pronusc'
Of COUrse, in order lO have an
interestmg movtc, LJs.J and Rtch­
ard have to mc.cL And natumlly,
smcc Lisa's mother is a single gal,
she's going lO get mvolvcd. Still,
t.hc process is CJtciting and at Limes, • cOcctivc.
Li.m is dirc.(tcc.l by Gary Sher­
man (Poltergewllf), who indulges
in the extreme clo5( up(,; and stiangc
-seemingly imponnnt but usually
meaningless 'hots of oruons cook­
ing and (issue..'\ faiJmg. Hcdocsgc&
conststcnt pcrformanl'C.s out of
Kc!man und l.add llc also mak<.·s
R1thard an othowisc nonnal guy.
I tc frarnc..s scenes nicely and gives a
sense of weird bchl·vability to the
whole projca Superficially, the
movte hus some nice suspensefu l
momcnL'\ and line performances .
However. pohlicully. I have
some problem w1th the message.
The victims of the killer arc all
smglc women. Tiley un: all !-iUC·
cc.ssful. beautiful and wealthy. Yet,
for some reason, they are con·
dcmncd to die, literally ,at Lhchands
ol a man.
As they plead with him for thc1r
hvcs. he ~ys softly to each one · 1
love you." I can tmagtnc a psy­
chologtsl dtagnosmg ht~ "problem·
as havtng had a mother who worked
ouLStdc of Ole home causmg pent
up fcchngs of abandonment nnd
ms<Xunty
Another mildly of1cns1ve topic Someone Out There
Is Usa's Fantasy.
Pray She Never
Meets Him.
concerns Katherine's sex life.
Kutltcr1nc ts referred to a." an
"upt1ght blll.h because she ha.sn 't
"been laid" in a long while Sht;.
docs, in f\Jct. have a hoyfncnd and 1s
on the Pill, but nobody knows smcc
she hides Lhts l'acL (Sh~o. doesn't
want I l~.t to !'Cl the wrong td~ that
adult rclattonsh1ps are healthy )
So {;V(.;ryom .. , mcludmg L•~. her
hcs1 fncnd (ph1yed b) a wonderful Tanya Fcnmorc) and her mother's
co workers.. behcvc Lhat Kathcnnc s
sex hfc. or app.1rcntlack of one, ts
responsible for her strict nature and
usc of discipline . Of course. it
wouldn't have anything to do with
morals or past e~pcricnce.
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PACE9 (
Jo>h Snow cradles and ldzs the tNlll dorzmfizld Plroto by Molly lAdtta-
LC lax invades PNLA
BY LIZ~
The men's and women's ta­
croo;se t.cams bmvcd two days of
min. mud and licrcc compeuuon
this weekend at the Pac1fic North
west lacrosse A~sociations tourna­
ment at Delta Park Roughly 30
mcn'steamsand t2women'steams
from Oregon, Washington, Colo­
rado and Canada paruc1patcd an the
grueling lWO·day event
The LC women's team finally
played a weekend of true lacrosse
The Pios played three games Satur­
day. the ftm agwnst Westcm Wash­
ington. The ram and Lhe mud dld
nothing to help LC who walked
a way from the game with a I ?loss.
The second game tmmediately fol­
lowing was played against Lhe Um­
versity of Washington. h was the
second time the two teams have met
in two weeks, with extremely simi­
lar rec:ults. anotbcr loss 2-9
HilatyGcunan JuntOr,pointcd
out to the team before the f mal
contest of the day against Whitman,
"we can do iL. think of the hUle
eng me that could." These words of
wisdom inspired the tenm who
played valiantly to a 0-5 loss
The final gam~ of the tourna­
ment was a battle Sunday mommg
between the seventh place Pios and
the eighth place. South Frasier of
Calgary. LC had many chances to
score but could not capuah.ze and
the game ended in a 3-3 ue.
The men's team faired only shghlly beuer m the two-day con­
test They began Saturday by play­
ing Regma, from Saskatchewan,
Canada The two teams battled
hard but Regma was triumphant,
wmnmg 5-7.
The second game for the P1os
led to a 7 3 kilhng over Pacific Lu­
theran Universny LC dommatcd
the enlU'C game and enJoyed a rc
markable game by rookte goohe
Kyle Wechter Brent Haze scored a
le.lltbook goal on a pass from Scouy
Lamm
Sunday morning it was obvt­
ous that the team had not sa1d theU'
prayers LC faced Cooper of Se
aule. It was apparent that several
LC lnxmen had gotten up on the
wrong s1dc of the bed for the early
mommg compeuuon, either that or
they had not gotten up at all
LC Coach Grant Weaver
commented. "Oh well, its JUSt a
game We did sling some good
mud though ..
Dunng the second half.
mid fielder and former ace reporter
Brent BctWtn was brutally checked
and left the field barely able to bnng
his ann with him. The loss of the
Berwin was the final blow LO the
Plos, who lost the game 0 · 3
The LC women tr.1vcl to Walla
Walla. Washmgton LO face Whiunan
for two game.c; on Saturday. The
men's team wlll play Universtly of
Washmgtonand We tern Wa~htng ­
ton in Portland thiS weekend.
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PACE10 SPORTS
•
LC crew competitive at Vancouver Lake
li) l'o~l Pt RII'R \
Th~· Lc:wts :mrl Clurk ~.·row
t~m cOlllflt!lOO m the Ponhuul
Rcg:um, April 21. ~~~ V .1ntouvcr
1 ak«! in Vunt.~\uvcr. Wush.
Among the t~·amscomp!ting were
Un1\ \!n>lt v ot PugcL Sound. Sc·
ante P.t Jfl{ Uni\'C'rstl\' Gonnga
L!nivcr\ity. Humlxlldt Suu.e lim
wr·qty Northl·ro Idaho Umvcf ..
sity UJU\'ersit)' of Or\!gon nnd n
\'arkty of dtfTcn•nt club teams
The LC trew te3\m proved 10
be a c('lmpcuuvc force at the Port~
land Rl•gau.a. Thl! men' sdght oar
... hell fimshed se ond to Humboldt
m front ot PLU and liPS. The
women's lightwolght etght oa:r
Shell ltnishcd second to PLU
beaung Humboldt and UPS. Tho
women's heavy ctghl oar sheU
also placed second to Humboldt
whtlc the women· s novice eight
oar shclllinishc.d fourth.
The four oar shells did not place us impr.:sslvoly ~ the eight
oar shells. bur ftn.L'\hcu w11hm the
top half of the competition. 1ho
mc!n's hghtwl·ight four oar pulled
in fifth pla<.·c as well as the women's
o~n four Tbc men· s open wetght
four oar placed tourth and tho
women'. lightwctght four oar fm­
Jshcd Sl:C:lh
The lcWt.~ and C'latk crew t~n
is rclauvcly small when compared
to other team whtc.h they com pelt:
agamst l.C cccw has about 40
members and is chartered as a club
sport. Some teams like Gonzaga
bOast up to 100 members and com·
petea.s a varsity sport foe the school.
nus can lead to problem\ for the
smaller teams when tbcy have to
race some row~ in more than ont:
event.
LC Conch Charltc Brown swd,
"SometJmes we had to row against
fresh folks, 20 minute.S after lhe
prOVlOUS race. ., Another dtsadvuntngc for the
LC crew team 1~ thut sometimes
they nrc rowmg molder boat~ that
are not designed for the sJllx·ific
wcighlcatogoric\. The larger ere~
progrruns have updated cqutpment
whtch can put the smaller pro­
grams at o disadvantage Th1s has
not been too b1g of a problem for
the LC crew team however. Tho
LC c1ght oar .J\cll~ continue to be
fierce competitors in the r~gJ.ttas
they enter.
On the performance of the
eight oar shells, Brown sa~<l. uThe
eights are among the best tn the
reg ton. They are consistently fin.
ishing htgh •••
The n~t rogntta for the LC
crow team 1s the weekend of May
12and 13atVancouvcrLake . 11m
may prove to be some of the best
rowing LC has con(ront.cd all year
and as Brown pul iL. will be "in·
tensely compet.Jtive ,,..
WE, THE MEMBERS OF THE
GRADUATING CLASS OF 1990,
WISH ''THE BEST OF LUCK''
TO OSE WHO FOLLOW Us!
SUZIE MULLEN
JANEEN ANDREW
DOMINIQUE GRECO
SUZIE CARLSON
BETH DUTOIT
DANIEL SLOOP
ERIC HARTMANN
LISA BARNES
ROBYN CHRISTENSON
MAGGIE LILIENTHAL
TOM CASSIDY
CARLA GIBSON
DAWN GERMAIN
JENNY IVERS
CARRIE BROWN
LAURA KAELKE
ANDREW ALTMAN
KRIS SCHUBERG
ELLEN LEE
LISA FRITSCH
JIM MARQUARDT
CODY CAIN
ELIZABETH FORSGREN
DAVE GRESHAM
SUERI SUMMIT
BECKY GORDON KATE PETERSON
AMY LERICH
JAIME GONZALEZ
LISA GREILING
LEE LANE
MATI JOHNSON
VICTORIA WILLIAMS
DAVIS PALMER
KELLEEN SMITH
JOHN PEARCE
BRAD WOLFF
KIRSTEN WAGNILD
MIKE MAYERLE
JOHN WEATHERLEY
STEPHANIE BARSS
DEE ANDERSON
ANDREA TREMER
HARSHA ABEYARATNE
SARA K. BOWERSOX
BECKY GORDON
ROWENA FRIERSON
SEAN PARKER
VAL PROTHERO
NICOLA CLARK
CHRISTINE SCHOOLEY
LISA PIM
THE SENIOR CLASS G 1FT Pio bas
IY DAVE ]A0<.50N
The Lcwts and (
Pioneers came out
weekend's snow stan
two games played a
worth m Spokane
Saturday•s game was
to the snow and tcrrib
uons. ·me Pios, locking
do, Spent lhCir day
v1dcos on tcchmque
thl~tr hotel and such
a' D1ck's Dnvc. In I
;~ ... !..Coach Jerry Gall!
enjoyed playmg baby
a good time, don't call
call t.hc Pto baseball
Sunday the Ptos
worth 9-2 in the. firs
doublchC3dc r, dcspt~
Jun1or p1tchcr Brent
tantly earned his firs!
LC host:
BY LIZ FtlNN
The Lewts and C
tennis team had a sue
end m the confercnc
b) LC. The team pia~
seven team NCJC to
All of the PlO \
well and managed 1
exhausting two-daye
namem was Otghtcd
that the number Ofl
matched agamst the
one players
Ro Fncrson ~
smgles ClJght to ren
She has now aiumphf
matches m smgles
Dena Wtlhams alsc
winntng the fifth sin
The LC doubles
This week
Friday S/4
Women's tcnntS at
II Tourney-TBA
Track and Field at
onshtpS-noon
Saturday SIS
Women•s tennis at
11 Toumey- TBA
Mcn•s letuus at N
Toumcy-TBA
Traek and Field at
onships-aoon
Rowe~
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8605S.W e
lhc
ncs
Lhat
aft('
ow
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The
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LC
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"in-
1 Pio baseball finds snow-
BY DAVE jACKc;()N
The Lewis and Clark College
Pioneers came oul of thts past
weekend's snow ~Lonn splitung the
two games played again~l Whu­
worth m Spokane on Sunday.
Saturday's game was canceled due
to the snow and tcrnble fteld condi­
uons.
The Paos. lacking something lO
do. spent their day off watchmg
videos on tcchmquc. and exploring
lhctr hotel and such c.aty hot-spots
as Dack's Drive-In Burgers. Just
3'k Coach Jerry Gauo how much he
enjoyed playing babystUcr . To have
a good umc,don'tcall Ferris Bucllcr,
call the Pio ba~ball tearn.
Sunday the Ptos lost to Whu­
worth 9-2 in the first game or the
doubleheader dcspttc LC"s It hats
Junaor pitcher Brent Peters rcluc­
tanlly earned his ft~t NCIC loss of t11e season.
In the second gnmc of the day
the Pios turned thangs around a bit
Confideol Doug Ntchols pu.c.hed a
7-anning NO JJ I'TTER, earnmg
hunsclf a mcnuon m /'he Orego­
man Ntchols slruck out Stx Pi·
rates, walked one and hit two bat­
t.ers for good measure. The Pto
sluggers, led by C'raig Pickard who
wcnt6 for8 on the day with 5 RBis,
set up lhe final score winning 7-J.
CONCORDIA
The spltt with Whitwonh left
LC both tied a1 the top of the NCIC
with conference records of II and
3. The lhr~·game series vcr: ·us
PLU is a must sweep to ensure at
lcust co-championsh tp status oJ the
NCJC for Lhe Pios. All three gumcs
arc at home: lhedoublehcadcrstan.-:
at 1 p.m on Saturday and the fmal
game starts on Sunday at noon
LC hosts NCIC Tournament
BY LIZ FuNN
The Lcw1sand Clark women's
tcnnts team had a successful week­
end an the conference meet hosted
b) LC The team placed lhird in lhc
seven I.Cdm NCIC t.oumamenL
All of lhc Pto woman played
well and managed t.o survive the
exhausungtwo-dayevenL Thetour­
nament was ntghtcd, whach means
!hat the number one players arc
matched against Lhe ol.hcr number
one players.
Ro Fnerson won the third
smgles fltght tO remam unbeaten.
She has now tnumphcd an 21 straaght
matehes m smglcs compcuuo n.
Dena Wdhams also placed flfSt,
Winning the fifth Stngles filghl
The LC doubles teams also dJd e:xtremelywell. Rebecca Wausand
Amy Brandon won Lhe thu'd doubles
fltghL Aloko Kawamura and Fner­
son took thtcd m the number one
doublcsflight.asdtdJenny Schemm
and teammate Wllltams m the sec­
ond doubles fhghL
Th1s weekend the LCam travels
t.o Forest Grove tO compete in the
NAIA Distnctll ToumamenL They
are hopmg to do weU smce Pac.Hic
Lutheran Uruvcrsity and Whnman,
who took first and second m the
conference meet. are not m LC's
distncL
"We have a good chance this
weekend tf we play our best. but we
are nervous," Fncrson SaJd The
College of Idaho mtght prove tO be
thetr tOughest opponents.
This week in Lewis and Clark sports
Friday 5/4
Women•s tennis at NAJA Distnct
11 Tourney-TBA
Track and Field at NCIC Champi­
ons.h1ps-noon
Saturd~y SIS
Women•s tennis at NAIA District
II Tourney-TBA
Men's tennis at NAIA District U
Toumey-TBA
Track and Field at NClC Champi­
onships- noon Baseball hosts Pacific Lulhernn-
1 p.m.
Sunday 516 •
Men's tennis at NAtA District U
Toume1-TBA
Baseball hosts 'Pacific Lutheran­
noon
Monday 5/7
Golf at NAIA Dislnt.tll Tour­
ncy-TBA
May 9 through May 12
BasebaU at NAIA D1 ·tricl II
Rowers to suit the oo:asion
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MAY4, 1990 SPORTS
Rockjaws finish regular season
BY )AMES BROWN
FoR un· PtoNctR toe
The Lcwts and Clark Rock­
jawscllpandcd thctr mtemauonal
rugby affiliauons lilSt weekend.
hosting the Stmon Fraser Uni
vcrsity rugby club from Van­
couver, B.C. The hearty Cana
dtans outScored the Jaws 20·0,
tlcmonsttating their inherent
knowledge of the game.
lllc match swncd late Sal­
urday ultcmoon amidst a lacrosse
fi4tSCO at Delta Park. Aflcr cn­
countcnng the log•stics of a pre­
game mghy match, su has key
eight man Jim Marquardt losing
his size 20 boots, the Jaws were
rc~dy to do batllc.
Jtm Marquardl, after run­
ning warm up spnnts w1th tire
treads sewn to the soles of his
feet commented. "This suck.\ ...
Rockjaw scrumhalfJero me
T. Jerome, the brunt of much
pummeling, had quite the same
sentiments as Simon Fraser toolc
a liking to his expo~cd rib-cage
and kidneys.
The Eaglesquc-play of the
Rockjaw backs saw the ball
pa'\scd down the line into the
ouL'Iltctchcd hands of Nathaniel
Clark, who mmblcd down the
field to score, only to have has Simon Fraser ·spoils• a Rockjaw luuout.
Lry nullified That was the close.~t to
the lt}' lane that the Jaws would be all
game
Samon Fraser retaliated with four
lt}'s and two conversion ·. making lhe
score 20·0 and the game was over.
The match exemplified Lhe gen­
lleman·like quality that traditional
rugby is notorious for. There were
few, if any, scufnc.s between Rock­
jaws and the Stmon Fraser players.
However, Jerome threatened
the life Of LCammate/houscmate
Douglas Bokoske, in response to con-Photo c:out~sy of Milra Po~t!fu
structive criticism from the side­
line.
Jerome apologiJ.cd after the
game, "I didn't want to kill you
Doug, just injure you a little.
You're .still the coolest."
The Rockjaws hope to re­
deem themselve s May 11 tO 13 at
theMaggotic stinMi. oula, Man­
Lana.
Veteran prop, Cameron
DeYoung commented about the
fesuvaJ, ''Maggotfcst gives mean·
ing tO my life.''
hat ever happened to SUPA?
av SIIARO!'l On
Although most coiJegiate ath­
letic teams have cheerleadCTS,
Lewis and Clark has somethmg
better SUPA. Swdents Untted
for Pioneer Athlcucs Frystak, a senaor was one of the
founders of SUPA. e."tabhshed the
organLZAuon faJJ tcm1. ll was bast·
cally a success Everyone appeared
to have enJOyed the activaues SUPA
organtLed because the ~-pant level
increa~ at both the srudcnt and
admmtstrntion level. The idea of SUPA originated
from Jerry Gatto, LC athletic di­
rector, wanted to rru.se the enthu­
~iasm for athleucs at the student
level. The tdca was then brought
to Lhe nttenuon of Margy Becker.
women's basketball coach. Sance
the coaches and admintsiJauo n
dtd not have a lot time to do any­
Oung to promote Pio pnde, they
dec.tded to mcnuon names of cn­
thustasuc students who could. and
would, sur up some actaon. One
of the names menuoned was Troy
Fryswk. Although SUPA raised the level
of Pio pnde. the group gave the ma­
JOOly of thetr support to football wtth
some support tO voJicybaJI.
A EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OP·
PORTlJNITY -The Ben lmdc:r Bn
gode now ~ceJon~ self.motivated.
group-oncnted arusts. ocUVlSlS and
skilled Md unskilled workers, for a
Pooi)lc Of Color Brigade to Nicaragua
thu fnll. Call Portland Connto Sister
City ProJect. 233-5181.
Roommate wanted {or one room avail
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schedule Flelltble houn and loca
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Mike or S~.eve @ 243-2444, Frystak srud th1s was because, "W c
can only do so much dunng our first
year. So we concentrated on f()()(­
ball"
Unfortunately. SUP A seemed to
have dJs.c;olved during winter term "I
take some responsibili ty for that."
Frystak scud "I had a hard tenn ...
Along wtth a few others. Frystak
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into winter term," Frystak saiU, as if
he knew the spirit would die down.
Frystak is not to blame for the
downhill slide of SUPA. It lake-a
lot of responsibili ty ro run an or­
gamzation. "I tried to delegate the
authonty for different spons. like
football and soccer. but itjust dadn 'l
work.·• Frystak '\aid He said spring
term was just too difficult due to the
many different acuvitie.' going on.
As for next year ... It'll work if
people are mto it, and af the frosh
stay t:(cited about it,·· Fry:st.a}.;: said.
"They need to be able to sustain the
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4
Party-ISl C ~•ponsors a party tonight m 9 at
~ Rust) Natl Admtsston h $3.
Back to the Ba.c.ement -Thc Sac's Voice
~construnkuon Funluon fundraJscr hom·
bards your false sense of normaky tonight,
tcaruring. for }our mustcal dc.hghl, LC's
Chnl.LU Sww\\ocd HHHERh, Salem's
'ono:ttynol 9, and un announced sponUlnc­
ous t.1knt Other "ubverstvc acu' tU<:.' tn·
elude a SubGcmus revtva.l, My Ul trndc
offcnngs, and the Schhlockk aru. 11) of MC
Zero. Q p.m. to madnaght tsh m the tc" an
Bao;cmenL $2 adma s10n.
Let' do the Time\\ arp • .Again-M1dmght
Lower Campus Bnng rice, newspaper, nnd
a squtn gun Yc~" tndccdy, tl's (you should
knO\\ by nO\\) r~ Rocky llo"or PICtlU~
Show . nus evcnl $hould dmw hundreds •.
and it's lrte So be there, OK? Sponsored
b} SOFA.
Pine treet Theatre PresenL.co- The Crazy
's pla) tonight at 9 at Pme SlrCCt Theatre.
so put on your dancin hoes and get ready
for an unforgctwbl) "tld evcmng "nh these
I al R&B guy~ Spct:aaJ guc..sts include
Completely Grocel) and Cherry Poppin •
Daddies. Admt"c:ton asS6at the door,andall
ages are welcome You know who they arc,
)'Ou know where it is, you have no excuse!
Sec you there!
SATURDAY
5
Cincode Mn,~ Lc\\isandClarkcelebratcs -from 1 to 5 p.m. on the Stewan lawn (or
St.:llllm, if it rains). Portland's own salsa/
lambada band Conjunto Alegre wdl space
things up for this free celebration sponsored
by SOFA, ~JSCAP,SUACA,and the Span­
ish Conversauon Group.
The Rtal Cola Wars-There willlx: adcm­
onstrauon and pickel of Dommo s Ptzza,
2280 N. W. G lisan. ag.unsttheir scl I ing c.:tt­
elusively Coke soft drinks. The demonsun
tion and boycouis bemg led by a coahuonof
30 college. and communiLy groups, and wtll
take place at noon For more deWJI<> call
Denise MillcrofthtPSUWomen'sUnion at
725-4452.
fret Concert-The Tone Dogs play a froe
live in-store set al Music MillenniUm' s
East.side location, 32nd and E Bumsade, at
5 p.m. today The show will feature a guest
performance by avant-garde guu.ari L Fred
Filth. Call Mus1c Millennium at231-8943
for details.
ComicOpera-Theoneactcom tcoperaT~
Perfect Wife by Petgolesi showswrughtand
tomorrow ntght at 8~00 in Evans Audito­
num. Starring CharJoue Dick. Norman
Y ~ Ida and Harpsichcriist Carol Rich. ThiS
is sure to be cxcaung, and besides that, it's
Cree. Contact Charloue Dick at J.3909 for
more infonnauon.
YetAnotherConcert-Monqu1presentsThe
Chills wilh Eleventh Dream Day, 9 p.m. at
Pine Street Theatre. Tickeas: $8 advance
from Tickeunaster, Music MilleMium, and
Rockport.
PACE12 -----~ --a: ' ~
PUBLICK OCCURRENCES
SUNDAY
6
And no\\ for the rral mu ic-TIJc On'gon
Symphony wtll J)\:rform u's Mervyn's
Symphony Sunday Family Concert today 011
3 p m at the Arlene Schniucr Concert II all
The perfom1an c wtll mcludc ptCCC$ tly
Mcnddssohn, IAbusscy. and L1S7l Gcn
crnl admt" ·mn as 9, so take a fncnd Tack
Cl'\ ma) be. purthascd ntlhc Oregon Sym
phony bo:\ office or by phone aL228 J 3~3
MONDAY
7
Take otice-The lnremnuonal Affrurs
Symposaum bcgms today m the Counctl
Chnmbc~ w1th "A New Era in Trans Pa­
ctftc Rclaltons. Agenda for t.hc 1990's"
The SympoMum runs through Wcdnesdly
and walJ feature lectures and discussJOns
about current 1ssucs m lntcmauonal Affatrs,
ofcoun;c
TUESDAY
8
Monqui Pre~nts- The Rave-Ups perform
torught ac Pme Street Theatre at 8:30 wnh
spectal guc~t Chtck.saw Mud Puppies. All
ages welcome for $6 at the door Call ?35
0027 af you hnve questions
WEDNESDAY
9
Live Human Animation-The TMAGO
Theatre Mask Ensemble treats Portland
audtc.nces to a top-fl1ght JOurney mto the
world of the surreal, the btzarre, and the
hilanous. lMAGO arusts combme mtmc,
dante. music, and stunnmg vrsuals to create
a bc.auuf uJ and tmclhgent perfonnancc May
9. 10. and 11 at 7:30 p.m at the Portland
Center for the Perfomnng Arts Tlckets call
PCPA at 248-4496 or FASTIXX at 224-
TIXX. SIOand$14.
H, 0-An LC water polo clubis being formed
for lhe '90-'91 school year There wiU be a
general mt.erest meeting today m front of
Pamplin at6 · 30 p.m. Men and women both
welcome Quesuons? Call Davtd Stone aL
campus extens1on 3955.
THURSDAY
10
17th Annual Northwest Film and Video
Festival-Torught starung at 7 the North­
west F1lm and Vtdeo Center presents a
double feature, w1th Daredr~ai'IU!r, a com­
edy fllm produced tn Seau.Je, and Gus Van
Sant's Drugstore Cowboy 1219 S.W. Park
Ave. General admasston costs SS. Mortie
Hll to you HR 10 you
I 10 dear MortJe HB to you I
Mll)' your samsnra be broken and mBy "19'' oo
the ye.u you ~U:hicvc complete Nlrvnnn.
Love;, Stlly Coo~
Allimonstcr ol MUnt.hcn,
Code word~ phoncboor.h. U.S & B.R.D. TV
Room..;, Rose Gardens (loop loop), Alh's
C lo~et. The Blue Ru. Md more I love the
bc.outiful woman wath the red hair and blue­
green eyes Umarcn und KOssen
-E.T
Sophie on Great BnLilin trap:
Pay that phone balll Molly never called John I
Don't ~pace at I
Concerned I£ Smdent
Heather Nl
All we wan las to be treated HScc humM bcmgs
nnd not patromzed like bunny rabbits. Arc we
gomg to prom or to hell?
Heather N2
The ~i,·pnd as c;tfll brewing. so remembcr
infamy rule.~ . Let's II}' and keep our clothes on
.fm
Bobby-
Please forgive me for not spending more time
with you. Just know thnt l love you. and that 1
prorni~e to make it up, somehow XOXO
-Tiff
RB, BC. KF. SK, RP and OS
"Wild women DO, and they don't ~gret iL"
·lm
Lover Buns
llove you not for the love we make. but for the
love we shlll'e You ue my sunshme and my
night tn shJrung crmor
-your bronze beauty Dada
lht the ~noo1o buuon o.grun, okny7
From up ubovc.
MRC\P
Sorry for the blatnnl nu'iptlnt Pbbblccn.ll&e
ro~hc mel
p · l'm&tillduco<ling ...
WFLY@LC
Hey Nutty
OH I tlunk you are MY Cod Don't worry. 1
MISS YOU! I MISS YOU!
Your Long Lo~t
Zero
The c'ttcmc always seem to mnke lUl unprc.s.
saonl You hove three guesses as to who l.lu.s as
and then I'm hMgmg up.
To everyone thb Frldoy night
Your opportunity to ESC API! THE CONSPIR­
ACY bcgans here.
ToJ.AG o.ndSMH..
WeAl L want your hot bod IIIII
LUV, TONGUES, AND SQUEE.lES.
All or tht LC G~rls!!!/1
Tom Pereyra
I just frceu cvcrytJmc you ...cc through me and
it's nll over you elcctnc blue; On my knees help
me baby tell me. what can I do? Electric blue
-Me
Jon L.
Always keep your back to the wall.
A &icnd?
Fuu.y,
ls at passable to drink a Dr. Pepper through a
1000 rrule tong straw? The candle tS bwning
and I'm JUS I gallng. amazed at the wonder or it
all Youn truly
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Dorm life ... a floor for everyone
BY MATT SMITH
I received in my mailbox recenlly a questionnaire. Thas was very ex.citing for me,
because at was sent to me by a member of the Admmistrahon actually asking for my
personalrnput about a very importanti1'UJtter, I'm not kidding! AUI had to do was filltl
out and send tt back to the Dean. and then I would be secure in the knowledge that r was
playmg a vua/ port tn 1~ fkcision making proc~ss of the Administration. So of course l
rushed back 10 my room to fill it out, wilh visions of parlcing places and coed bathrooms
racing through my mind.
Well. the qucsuonnaire asked me if I had any suggestions for '\heme floors" in the
dorms next year. Now, 10 my underscanding, a "theme floor" is an entire floor populated
by swdenLs who all have some unique hobby or talent in common,like French or physical
fimess, or share a common cause, like recycling or vegetarianjsm, These were some of the
examples provided. Not the most pressing matter on campus, but I couldn 'tlet something
this remarkabl e go 10 waste. After all. bow often does the administration ask for my input?
So 1 fiUed it out
The Slcb Floor: With a ratiooflhree TV's to every five residents, the SlobAoor is lhe
perfect place for those students who like 10 sit around and watch Sally J t ssy R aphatl whilst
munching earnestly on 0\eetohs and clam dip. Drawbacks : a monthly shower is required.
The Dog F/()()r: Finally, a place for all those poor homeless doggies who like to roam
around campus. Frequent casual seJt between dogs is encouraged on lhe Dog Floor.
Drawbacks: sorry, dogs only. Slob Floor rejects will have 10 live elsewhere .
The Ho~brew F/()()r: Each shower stall on the Homebrew Floor is equipped with the
latest in state-of-the-an distilling equipment. for connoisseurs of alcoholic beverage who
have become dissatisfied with commercial brews as weU as the Alcohol Policy. Draw­
backs: showers smell like yeast
I'~ Nude Floor: Students who live on the Nude Floor save over $130 per year on
laundry costs, as the only acceptable textile products are towels and sheetS. Drawbacks:
Parent's Weekend tends 10 be difficult for Nude Aoor residents.
The Co~dDtf tcaticnFi oor: AU gender-basedhygi enemythsare put to reston the Coed
Defecation Floor. Drawbacks : Parent's Weekend extremely difficult 10 ignore.
Adios.
MAY 4,1990 •
VoLuM· -
Facul1
BY Scon ERJCKsos
The faculty held
mccung on the aftcn
day, May 3 ThcmC<l
to consadcr an org1
response to the rec
tenure trom Dr J)
Busmcss and Adnur,
1cs, and Dr. C'arol Ca
ogy
A pcuuon w•Lh
natures was submt(
Vacc Prcstdenl for •
fru.rs Jenmfcr JohnS(
w•th only five facull
' necessary to call 2
· meeting. She and
· chacl Mooney aucn
ang.
A rcsoluuon rea
ult y of the College o
ences of Lc.wts and
calls upon Presi(
Mooney to form a pa
h1s denial of tenure 1
and Russell and ton
bmdmg on all p
constituuon and gui
p.mel wdl be dctermJ
agreement of Prcsadc
Drs. Capclh and I
moved by Dr Bill
Profc..~so r of Phtlo~
ondcd by Assoctatc
Political Setcnce 811
cu.~sion wa.s then h~
h1Lion.
After approx im
or diSCUSSIOn. a qu~
made A count of ll1
tnt showed that onl
were m au~nd~ncc, l
short of the 44 nccc<;,
The rcsolutton was
and the mccung UdJ(
The present Lent
ccdurc was approve<
October 29. 1979. 1\
official "Program <l
view for Advanccm i
and Tenure," the prOd
the compalauon of
fal.ully member be~
Each apphcam reed
an three catagoncs :
uvcness, the quaht
the applicant's fi
apphcanl' s involv
Lewas & Clark co
ftlc must con tam m~
accredida U0
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