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Volume 54, Number 24

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1990-05-25

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

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L VoLUME 54, IssuE 24 -
8.94 percent tuition. increase
BY ScotT ERJCt.:SON
In tis quarterly rnc.cting held
nCSIODY, May 23, l.hc l cwis &
Board ol Trustees unani­
lillmnu~ ly approved an 8 94 per ecru
mcrcasc in tuauon, room und hoard
lor the academiC year 1990· 91
Tuition and fees for neAt year
iU he S 12,588. Housmg in the
lrc~;tdc.ncc halls will cost $2,022.
the 19-meal plan will cost
364 whik the 14-mcal plan will
•'"""l S2 ,I 54
Accordmg to Wayne Pedersen.
tee President of Businc\..'i and
Fmancc, the additional money will
toward fat.~ulty pcr~nncl in
l!;n:.a.,c'> and improvements Lo fac
ulty fnngc bcncfitc;.
"A good chunk of Lhc money
will be goang into the Sludcnt Af
latrs program," smd Pedersen
Bcginrung next year, rc.<>1dcnt advt
sor\ wtll not have to pay room fe-es,
.a ..... thl tuition incn.'.asc w11l go a
long way to compcnsmc for those
Tht. consolidated colleges ol
Lcw1s and Clark (the undcrgradu­
tlle college, law school, and grndu· &~t.c fac1htJcs) netted a surplus of
$547,506 last year. According to
Jennifer Johnson, Vice Prcs1dcnt
for Academic Al[aars. creating sur
plus m college budgets IS swntJclfd
procedure ... There should be a three
percent conungt.ncy buill mto any
budget," :she satd
A three percent contingency for
Lhc. LC budget would ligure to be
around S I million. The surplus
funds ar~ necessary in ca.<;c an
emergency requiring unmcdialc
funding wcr~ to arise throughout
t.he course or the year.
Emanuel Rosc,chairoftllc Board
of Trustees, expres.;cd sJllsfac.tion
wal.h Lhc tutoon mcrca~ JX.,n.cnt­
agc "lt'sfaLrtosayLhatwewcrcall
glad to keep lhc mc.rcasc under
double dig us," he sa.ad
"It's most imponant to under
stand what going to a pn vate school
means,'' he said. "The factts, tu1
uon doe !-In 't ~over the I ull cost of
operJtJOn'
Rose acknowledged lhal attend-. . 1ng a pnvate m~umuon means pay-
Continued on Page four
Pio baseball hits it big
BY DAVID ji\O:SON
The Lewis and C'l.1rk Pioneer
baseball team ts gomg to the NAJA
World Scncs lor Ute first umc ever.
The courJgcous spint of the team
hm• led them fartht r thts season tlmn
they have· ever gone.; bdorc
LC cluiml ~d the Area on~ cham­
pionship Litle ulso tor the first time
last SaLUrday, bcaung <.:ai-Lulhcr.m
the University of Portland held,
ell supported b) enthusiastic fans.
California LutJ1cr.m won the fir.a
eSaturday 8to4. The Pios had
hiL'i t.han the Kingsmcn, but
left many runn~r~ stmmkd in­
)lcad of bnnging them home. The
''tlcnt but never broke during
un.~ playofh.," .said lkad C'oJ~.:h Jc. rry
•u•nto Cal l uthcmn was not an
c plJon to tlu; ruk The l C team
--.. y showc.;d tllcH commtuncnL,
came buck to wm l.hlo second
<:;cnior Doug Nil hols showmg
tUIIIII.l J~.uc.. stamma. JHLChcd thC' full
mntngs of the sctond game
, ....... r huvmg thrown u full ganll
ly two tilly~ before on Thur.-tltl)'.
\tO<:~cJ by spccUlcular liclding cf­
thc 20 .to 6 victory gave
~•rhols his I Oth win of the s\.'U..\On,
uing a ~chuol record.
lllc win y, us un an incrcdablc
eflon, dcspuc. Nkhols great
tchmg The Lcw1s and C'lurk
ancrs· blew through Lhe Kmgsmcn bullpen, littering the field witl1
uncaLChablcs such a~ Dan Ruhl's
gmnd-slam and Craig Ptckanl'ssolo
homer Every t C bauer got at least
one h1t. Never bchmd an the second
game. the P1os put great dlslilllcc
between themselves and the
shcllshockcd Ktngsmen The Ptos
showe-d no mere y cmd the sLrong
Cal l uthcran ream hud to hghL hard
for a sc.cmangly measly 6 runs
ll1is win gave the LC baseball
team its 1irst ever Area Champ1on
ship. The Pios lclt Wednesday lor
Lewiston, Idaho and the NAtA
World Series. The SLrtC!' 1 a week
long doublc-climmauon tournament
witlt nine Area chump•ons from
aruund the counLiy competing lor
t.hc number one spot.
LcwtsLOn alway~ rolls out the
red carpel and gaves all the teams
royaltre~un(}nl When tltcy arnvc.;,
Lhcy wall be grecLed by u purudc and
p~pare to lace thcu opponents in
Lewiston's 6,000 scat st.adlUrn.
Scmo1:) Doug N1c hols and Cody
Cam had no qualms about possibly
m1ssing a we(!k of S(..hool (if they
win), or missing out on the ~cmor
party. For them, and the rest ol the
team. it is t.hc chance of a hlctime.
l C.: has tt.s farsl game on Friday
night aL 8 p.m. In Otis game thC)'
will face Lcw•s and Clark St:lll!
from Idaho. the number one NAJA
team for the last two years MAY 25, 1990
_........._...,~~·--...--:...:...----- - --- - -
Over 300 Protestors demonstrated Monday morning at
President Bush's campatgn breakfast for Dave Frohnmeyer.
UYTONY D.WIS
Dave Frohnmcycr's )1,000 a
plate break lasl aurae ted more
fK'Ople thnn he could h~vt. \ vcr
hoped for, boi.h inside and outSide
the brcaklnst.
0\'cr three hundred prolc.stcrs .
t'>'cnty-livc of whom were ar­
rested, turned out Monday mom·
mg tor Pr~tdcnt Bu_ h's appcar­
ancc::u the Republican panybrcak ­
last1und miser for F'rohnmcycr' .
Gubernatorial campaign. Of Lhc
• 1" cnt y-llvc protesters arrested,
none of them were s~udcnL' of
Lcwas and Clark college.
Chanting such ~logan s as ''Eat
the Rich," "We're in China" (re-Cering to the ~tudcm protests and
thcLt outcome\ m Lhat country), and
'We're ttrc;;d. we're cranky, we all
hate the government," the pmtc t·
crs dcmonstr.ued against a multi­
tude of issues r.mging from Bush'·
environmental malfca.'\UflC c.and his
lack: of rcspon'\ivcncss to the
A.I.D.S. issue to his Pro-life su.mcc.
When the Frohnmcyer "upport­
crs arrived for breakfast, t.hcy were
grtttcd "'ith JCcrs and cnc..-. of
"choke on it." Many olthc suppon­
crs wcr~ ~pit upon and . howcrcd
with eggs and muffins. One of the
protesters was kicked by a pa."'ing
breakfast guest -<\ccording to a
brcakla~l aucndt~ . Dr. Robert B. Pamphn, Jr. spon~orcd a whlc at
the b~fast. Pamplm 1 a major
contnbutor to LC
Accordmg to Captam Gttry
Schroder, Commandcrofthc Pon­
land Police Burcau·s Ccnlrnl Pre·
cinct, ·"The officers sho'>' cd an
amazing amount ol ~ tr.unL"
Others at the pmtcSL. however.
thought differently.
Protc:-.tcr John Frost C(')m­
mcntcd, "I think that t11e not con­
Lrol procedures of the PonJund
Police have not tmprovcd sin c
the Quayle demonstration ." He
continued to .say, ·'The arrests were
still too violent and the em'>' d con­
tinually ouHhought lhc oil leers."
Registration, budget addressed at faculty meeting
Lack cif~ lfum·um brings no decl$ion on faculty pattd l't!S(.)/ution
BY &orr ERJo:so~
A regular faculty ml'cL.ing was
hl'lll Tuesday. May 22 lll 3:30 p.m.
111 BothntJ '00. J~sues diSCll'\scd at
the me.cung mcludcd approval of
the 1 Q9U gmduuting class, lhc new
touch·tonc method of clas.." rcgis­
trauon, us w~ll as the L~wis and
Clark budget as presented to Lhc
Roan.lofTrustcc . \\ cdn~day, May
23.
11tc rc..;olution hmught lorward
hy Htll ROLL '\t.ba~.'fa, Professor of
Plulosophy Ill a ·p<..-c•al f~cuhy
mccttng held two weeks ago, was
ntH disru sed at the f\fay 22 meet­
ing. The rcsolmion proposed lhc
crc.auon or .•. ~.cial htcuhy pancllo
rev1e'>' the ri·ccnt denials ot tenure
to Drs. Jumcs Russell, Businc ·sand
Adnunistr~ltv c Studies. and Carol
Cupclli, Psychology .
1 he rc,'\(')lution was moved and
sc otHkd at an c:mergcm .:y faculty
mcctmg held on MJ)' 3 Debate was
h~rd on the re-~oluuon lor upward'\
ol an hour. hnully, a quorum call rc.vcalc.tl that only 6 tucuhy were
present, eight ~hort of the number
nC'Ccssary for a quorum, The meet­
ing was thcrc~ftcr adjoumed .
"The rc...\Oiution wa -n't t.ablc.tJ,''
said Jcnnilcr Johnson, Vice Presi­
dent for A~d cmic Allaars. "Since
Utcrc wa_-.n't a quorum p~sent. Lhc
meeting wa: not officiaiJ} hclu:·
Johnson dtcd Robcn'. Rules of
Order, the rete.; renee upon which all
mcctin~Ts hdu at LC arc ba.o.;cd, in
her dCCISIOO.
She ndmiuc.d, however, thal in
the p~st ht ulty me dings have been
held without quorums b~ing
reached, nnd dccishm-. have ~en
111~1dc in thc...;e me.ctings, agam~t
standard parliamentary procedure .
Steve llunt. Associate Prole or
of Communications, had a different
interprctal.ion ol the correct r rocc­
durc. "It's a liule tougher to say,
since the meeting in which the rc..-.o­
lution was fiN discus.-.~d wu~ in
fa1..t a special meeting," he said.
'"Yes, it wa-. a meeting. But there v.a..,no'}csorno'<loc •"'onrca hctJ"
Hunt believes that the rcsoluuon
could have been brought up as old
businc ·s m rhc rnccung.
Under standard parliamenL'lr}
prtX."'Cdure. old buo;;mcss earned over
from past meeting a put on un
agenda lor the nc.: t mccung. The
assembly h.1s Lhc auUlt)rity to add to
that agenda, and to S'>' uch the order
m which maucrs on that ugcndu urc
con.sideaxd at Lhc mccung. In I huu's
csti.muuon, any member of the fa •
ulty could ha\'C entered tht· panel an
t.hc agenda as old husin"' s. The
proposed resolution could al o have
tx~n considered tt uny taculty
member had simply tood up ami
a-.kcd it to be con idcrcd.
A it now stands, th m:mcr 1
not dead ... At some poant th 1. ue
will tx: '-1mc moot becsu c ccru.ain
dcadhnc..-. wtll h.avc tr.UbJUCCd," S3td
Hunt. Bctore lhen, howe\'cr, Ut"
i ·~u~ may ~till ~ misfd al any
Continued on Page two Fukuda awarded Academy
of American Poet's prize
The Enghsh Departmc:..nt recently announ ed th3t hkn Fukuda 1 Lhc
..., annerof this ye3r' Acndem of Amencan P ~~· poe II) pnzc. Fukuda
a Le"' and Oarl.:"senior. LC Junior Karin Gnt.e · '-''3.5 av.arded
Honorable 1cnuon. Both ttudents will be pre.~ntcd catificateS of
m:ogniti n 111 the Honors Convocation in the Chapel on Mny 31 at3 p.m
Cantesmnts submitted a mirumum of lhr'ec n,:n31 work \\htch
werepreluni..rurily .. d .. dbyLCprofc r wi "\ .• :es.\JiohiJcProf~­
so.r Ement\15 Williasrl \ul ford selected the fill.1h~ . r ukud:l wall receh-e
LC lvind ensemble to perform
EnJO} a popularcultuml e\-entofbygone years •n a beautiful outdoor
umg \J.hlle b~tenmg to the~ -member lev.• amlCiarkCollcgeSym­
phom Wind Ens mb1e present an old-fashioned outlloor band conccn
onlhe rearpatiooflheOdell Manor Housc,on Tuesday, ~lay 29a.L 7p.m.
Featured 1ll be John PhitipSoU53 mnrchc • mlAcd "'1th Offenbach.
Ro ru. De Nardis :md Ha.ntlcl.
e'v LC personnel director named
N311C) Sn} les Ius bo..n n..:.rned personnel d.J L;r 01 Lewi and Clark
college.
St) I comes to LC v. tth 10 )"C3rS of eJtp::rience an human resources.
t)l grndu:ued v.1th a bJchelor'~ degree m .aolog} from Portland
une Um-.'elSll} and most rec.enll~ was human resoute progrnm man­
ager for Legacy Health S} tern.
Graduating seniors display work
Thuteen Lev. i:. and CL:lrt CoDege grndunting 3rt major.; "111 displrly
their nior an projects. Q a.m. to 9 p.m. d:u1), from Saturday. June 2.
through Sundn}, June 10, in Suunm Dintng Hall.
Th uhibil m tudes works in culpture. sill.:-scaeening, cer:unic ·
photogrnphJ, painung. m:tsl:s, computer-ge.ner.lled imng -nnd dest~n .
Child abuse counselors needed
Child abuse l.;:illed 2.8 CJregon children lnsl )'ear. People: can nelp end
llus trngedy by ''Oiunu:ering w be 3 telephone cnsis COWlselor or
children ·s group specinhst for Parents Anonymous .
E.AlCnSI''C tr.1.1rung is provtded. Cnll 238 19 by June 20 for more
mform3UOn .
1 u ic departmen t presents Cabaret!
l..e'-'1SandCiar: College 1usic Dep:uunentam tt.es the pubhcto come
lO Cabarei'. p m oo Frida). 13} 25. m SL1Itlm Dirung Room.
The LC CCilCen Chorr and the LC Ja12. en mble wdl prefonn
dassu:nl Broad\\'3} hilS b) composers surh as Gccrge Gershwin. Cole
Ponu and Jerome Kern.
LC chorus to sing songs of love
The Le"' lS CL:ut Otorale ~ill present nn aftem n of ••to, e Songs
from Around lhe World" at.:: p.m. on Sunday,June 3. m EV3Jls Audi­
LOnum. The e-.:enltS free and opw to the pub he.
The program v.1U m Jude suteenlh-centW) French madrigals, Shakc.­
speare:an sonnets set LO muSic~ English and American folk songs and n
metod} ofkl\'e songs b.> George Ge.rshwm and Cole Poner.
11 All purpose \vriter'' featured
Form« Oregon poetlaweate and self d nbcd .. all purpose writer"
Wilham Stnfford will be the featured speaker a1 Wlllameue Writers
mecung. Tucsda). June 5 at the Imperial Hou=.l. 4 S. \\. Broadw3_>.
Portland
Stafford ill discuss the poetry 1n our h\es and how LO adentify it.
.. Smce fe"' recog111.1.e poetry." he ) , ··u becomes homogenized w uh
the rest of life."
Soviet reformer to speak at
Lalv School commencement
Anmol~ A. Sobcbak.. oneoflheSo .. let Union's fastest ri ing politi­
cal stars and 010Sl mfluential reformers. ~u address more th:m '200
graduaung studentS and their umnhes and fnencls at the 1990 com­
rncncemem of lhe orlll'a.-estem School ofLa\A,. 11 a.m .• Sunda). r-.1ay
27, m Pnmplm Spans Ctnte:r
lrSobch..il:. bolSamemberoflheSupremcSo tctoflheU.S.S.R_
ill be spc3kin on lhe Role ofLav.yersnnd the RoleofLaw m Soviet
Legal Refonn ...
PACE2 Faculty n1eeting addresses registration, budget
commucdFom Page. one
In uh) mceung.
Acconhng toJ ohn n, ho~ ever,
puumg the t ~U\: on the Ma~ 22
ag ·nda wns con,td red by the ta -
ult), but rejCCtCd. "Ball U\\ lS
' \ ~une Prof ·or of Poliucn.l
'"nee] Utd not wnntthe old issue
n the table." ~he said. Johnson
:~grec \lt'lth L • • cnll for a um­
d!utt gne\'ance procedure. The tdea
might be mcluded inn ne" laculty
hnnd • to be cremed by neAt
)'C.at.
Lc\\ 1 an ludcd n new resoluuon
m the ngcnlln. Th rc.: luuon v.'Ould
amend the b} bv. of the f: ulty of
l.hc: College of Ans and Science.,,
nnd allow for Lhc c~tion of a
Mcdtauon Panel an c-4:-~of faculty
gnc-.-ancc.
··so far as I am concerned, tltc
p-.mel lS ::1 d~d issue"" S3td Le\Jio is.
"It w'llS blocked at lhe lnst meeting.
il wasn't put on the tloor at thas one.
There'· no" here to go "'ith 11."
Lewt.!l :onstdcrcd the inaual
proposal to be poorly \Jioorded. The
resoluuon cnllc.d for the creation of
:. panel that .... auld canstdec the
101ure cases and mal.:e decL~ons
Lh:u would be binding on :111 panics.
mcluding the faculty 3nd the PreSI­
dent Accordmg to Lc"' i , the rac­
ult~ h.a.s no ~cr to btnd the~ i­
dcnt or the Board of Trust.cc.,.
"There· · a degree of arrogance
there," he s:wd.
The Exccuu .. e Committee
(Lev. is. Roger 'elsen, Professor of
Mathematics, and Jim Wallace,
Profess of Educ~uon) of the LC
l'tlpter or the Amcncan Associa·
uon or Una,er It} Professors
(AAUP) nt an open memo to Prcs1dcnt lich:lcl Mooney ubout
the tenure deciSIOn~. The memo
cited the AAUP's offictal pohcy a~
outltncd tn it:-f966 guide boo rc­
gnrdmg decisions on promotion and
tenure.
The AAUP policy recogmzes
LC' · establi~hed tenure rcvte\\
procedure. as well as the president's
final dcc~ion . Howcvcr.the policy
·utes that the president' dcci ion
.. ~hould ...• concur wtth the fncuhy
judgment e'cept in rare in ·tances
,~nd for compclhng reason whtch
hould be t:ltcd in dct:ul." The
memo goes on to 5a) th!lt .. there
were no scnous breeches oi the
e t:lblished procedures ofLC. such
a they are. However, we emphati­
cally do not agree lh.at there were
any 'compelling rea.."'ns' for your
negative tenure decisions."
'the memo d ~s not ask the
pre·tdcm to reconsider his dcci·
ions;· l~ i noted, .. it just asks
htm to reverse those decisions." In
l.cwlS· e timation. to asl.: the presi·
dent to reconsider Lhe deciSion 1s
fuule. $Ceing as how he has alre:1dy
considered and reconsidered the
docision and still come to the S3tne
conclusion . "We v.ouldn'tbcgoing
through any of this if these were
good decisions ... he said.
Martin Han-Land ·berg. Asso­
ciate. Professor of Economics. does
not belie,·e the facuJty panel pro­
pos:U to be a dead issue~ "l'\'e had
a number of studentS come around.
Student interest in the matter eems
high." he s:Ud. "My sen..~ is there lS
a feeling of fru:tration in lhe fac­
uhtJ ... -"I thmk evef)body who diS·
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Gradua+Ul finance Pian " It pltLS you behJnd the
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With no nals'
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Milwaultie oice of
onors co1
t CARRIE ~'"ER
Le" is and Clark's all
Convocation. which I
~1.Udl~nts who have ~
effon dW19
~.will takepbceThw
l,3:30p.m. in the Chap
"''''" to honor studems a
tr.ue ther.r accomplish~
rcxy Martin, Adminisl
~liD l lO the Deml of lhl
Ikpanmental hond
• •n•n.:. and other awart
tresented to graduating ~
,,.ro; who deserve pcd
Students arc norn
. fA 'Y 25, 1990 t ?'"' 99Q AY !..:), 1 t oice of LC admissions soon to leave Weekly ASLC Update
COlT ERJCKSO:
''G nftcmoon,LewtS&Clark
nuy I hclp)OU please?"
tnrilyn Forbc.s-Mnrun has been
firstvotcc hc.arU by lhou nds of
t['n:op~XU\C students. parents and
.......,,r to LC. As lhc from de
~ :eplJOOI st fOr Odell 1nnor, 1ari •
'ill'"" has an -cred between SS anll
phone cUlls per day for Lhe past
cars
Soon. hoYt e .. cr. Mnnlyn' 'fOJCC
no longer gre"t every nc\\ VlSl·
to uC; her last day I scheduled
fay 31.
anl)n has been tmohcd w1th
for over I 0 years. She started
ns n 'fOiuntoor for lhe Fore•gn
w~.t~,;u' Office. "I JU t called one
and nsked, 'Do you need any
p?' und they ad 'Absolutely
Manlyn coordm•Hed nil socull
through lhc Foreign Stu·
ll'ront Office. sctung up leas nnd
ntLO forstudenls. Shealso \lo'Orked
mcreased int.c.rn uon be·
:~.'Cell foreign and U.S. students an
'U"• as well as O<XnSionally
·.rD:sun1g students at her house aver
She was tn\'Oivcd wnh the For­
Student Office for about lYtO
·~,~~ 'Then ,1 dccillcd lhatl needed
have a job." she sa. d. "so I c:une
lhc Admi ions Office and ap-
and v.as hired, which W'.lS
1aril)TI did all the keypunch
..,otrx for the Admissions Office. ..: .
Marilyn Fo~1artin ans\11 bctw·ccn 55 and 125 calls per day at
the LC admissions office. M.lt7c ir.-1
Manlyn was then placed m charge adrnllled ud nL~ Every USIL a
of all compuLCr 'o\oik w1th Admas- mda..,aduallydane .. hesnid. lari­
Stons l yn arrnngcs VISlts to ~113J.e\'er
"'Then I was asked to move out c.la the prQS'pCCU\'C student
to the frontdcsk ... he ad. lrutially e..\pre mterestm,orc:onferences
M~nlyn shared lhc rccepuomsl w1th professors or the al.hleuc de·
position with one other person. bul partmcnt. to name JUSl a few cx-
finaU} he became the full-umc mp!cs "Whatc .. -er the sUJdent
Manor rcccpuomsL wants lO e.'tpcnence, 1 put together
Smcc lhe Admission s Office• and male the ammgemc.nts for."
phone number 1s the first one liSted Arrnngmg ,;sus tlkes about 75
m most phone books under "Lewas to SO percent of 1anlyn·s lJme.
and Clarlc College ... Marilyn has "Apnl 1 JS \llhen the onslaught
had to~.,.. ith calls that needed lO begins. nnd I'm a farrly good jUdge
be directed to another agency on of ll nO \II because r \'C been doing n
campus. so long ... she S3td. In the lhree-
··11 takes n lot of time and n lot of " period just after nouflCaiions
experience in knowing \II here the go aut. upwards of 400 stw.tents
calls should go, and uansfemng v1 ll the school. nat counting par­
lhem so Lbey aren ., switched all ents or grandparems.
over the campus." h1ch can be very To help Marilyn in this respon-
irritating." ·he said. s1biluy, the Adnu..mons Inter~~
Along 1.1:ith dcahng .... uh the Group was established. The AIG is
public. Marilyn coordinated aU
campus .,·isits for pro pective and Continued on P,age four The purpose of the ASLC update 1 to ptovadc a means of commu·
mcattan tween lhe 1:1ted Stud~ts of LewiS and Clark ( SLC)
Student Counce I and the LeY.1s and Clark CommunH} by mformmg the
campu of lhe events and '"lJ~ aues of tfu: LC wdcnt Government.
The followmg a summary ofy.h:n Lhe CoullCll ha acoompl~ d
an lh past week
·The regular m tmg tunc for SLC Stud nt Councd Thursd
at 5 30 m the A LC lounge
• The Councal decnled to freen: us own account unul nftct July 1,
1990 becnus of lamlloo funds
• The Councd dectded to commn 10 usmg onl) unb ~ bed or
recycled paper
• The Council app10vcd ch3ng m the chJ.rtenn rul 1ore
mfonrouon on dwtcnng can be obmancd f101n Hans } h m the
ASLC Lounge..
·CaptesoflheASLCCa11SUUJnonambcabtamcd mlhc lnfi nrouon
and Programmmg Offite.loc:ltcd 10 the ASLC lounge
·Capac or lhe No Fault FllOCuon Chcckl t can be obtamcd ID lhe [
& P office 1 ted an the ASLC lounge Th1s cha:kh 1s helpful an
orgnruung all sorts of xuvaucs on ca.rnpus.
·AnASLC bulleun board 1 currenllyondispla) dnectJyacross from
the Trail Room ne.:u lO llu: Boo ore. Watch tha1 board for mfonnJllon
concernmg all aspects of swdent government.
·An) tudcnt group iuch needs meeung ce can rc.set\1! the
ASLC lounge b) cont:lctmg ASLC Sccrem:y Marceline Cnnt.erbury m
the ASLC lounge or at e.u. 6797.
For f unher mforrn:won an student government. ca.ll aL 27 ".drop
a note rn box 1 0. or \'lSJl the ASLC lounge.
tudent Voices
A feature or the ASLC Upd:ue. Student Votces wall ptOVId descnp­
uons of tmpon.ant college comnuuees on which students serve~ well
as a hst of lhase studems.
TE IPLETON BULLEflN BOARDS -. -- . . . laty James. the college Program Assista.rit.. is seeking studentrnpui on
the use and regulation of bulletin bo3rds an the: ~emplemn College
Center. I r anyone has uny ide--dS on wh3lson ofbulletin bo3tU regubuon
would be fair nnd feasible. Mary as working on upd3red lhe aisung
rules. Mnry James can be contnci.Cd 31 her office ll('3J' the anformauon
desk.
onors convocation to be held Student concerns addressed
CARRIE~''ER
l..e\loiS 31\d Ctnrk• annual Hon­
Conv ·ation. which recognizes
v. ho have eAhtbitcd C.'\·
taOJrtll·n I3J cffon dunng the past
w. will wl:e place Thursda). fay
1.3:30 p.m. in the Chapel. "Jt'snn
ntto honor tudcnts and to cele·
lheir accomplishments ," $aid
~c-...... .._. M41Itin, Admini trntive As--
lf',)t.a.l t lO the Dean of the College.
Deparunent31 honors, fellow­
ips, and ather awards will be
1te0 lO gT3dU31ing niors und
Iii' r'l.: who deserve Jlt!'C i:11 recogni­
SUJdents are nominated and lhen ~iewed by an Honors Board
before lhey are chosen.
The Rena J. Raue Memorinl
A-...-ard is one of lhe awards to b:
p1escnted May 3land is the highest
ac:Jdcmic honor U> be bestowed on
a LewlS and Oark seniar. ll was
established in 1970bythefriendsof
RcroJ. &me, a fo~r LC philo~
phy professor. This 3\\: ani ts pre ..
sented to an unde:rgradu:ue of n­
iar standing who has excelled dur­
ing their time ac. LC.
The Coovocm.ian is op:n to the
public and 14ill be followed by a
reception. In lALlA MORLE"f
Cwles Schroeder. a nrodidarr for
lhe pmtJOn of Vice President of Stu­
dent AffJUrS for t...~is and Oark."'
on campus Tuesd;:,)i, MD) 22 [or an
lll1.0"1t:\IO ~ilh odmintSttlliOrS-, :SD adc:nts
and lhc LC commuruty.
He met ;ilh a rqnesenlllti\·c bod)
of LC St1Xicn.ts to discuss lUs lhoughts
on_se\ ad aspects of studem acu,iues.
1f he ~ere to be o!focd the position.
The p400 addn:ssed SC\ en! ~
suclt u lhe role of RAs in the domu
r:tru how students fit in1o the. decision
making process.
.. Students need to be pcnonally
acouna.able for themsc~ es and to agree
lO to be accounanhte for others m lheir unit. 1N1 chat ;oukl then
pb.a: lhe w=countability ~here i1 ought
to be. more \lo1 lh Ute stUdcrus and the
&tmdards they agree to." s.llld
~-
When asked tw he v."OUd do to
add~ the: problcmoflad.ing swden1
input m mapr college decisions, be re­
plied. .. Every collegehasfonnals nuc..
~:~.UU to ensure student paruap:s.uon.
lnvlU"':.tbl)', on rnmy amp!SCS 1hosc
structun:s haven· t orkcd liS lhcy ha\-c
been in tended to ~'Or I don., think
JUlY stl'\JII:rureouglu to be adhered 1.0 m­
dcfmne.l) if it's not worl!o.in • If those
strUCwrcs ucn't to~o-orking. then maybe
it's time to loO at nev. mechanisms
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H 0 • 0 R S C 0 N V 0 C A T l 0 N
THURSDAY, MAY .) 1 3 : 3 0 P~t
A G N E S F L A. N A G A N C H A P E L
JOIN US r:· CELEBRATING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF
GRADUATING SENIORS AND OTHERS ~~0 DESERVE SPECIAL
RECOG1ITION. IN ADDITION TO DEPARThlE TAL HONORS,
FELLOKSHIPS AND OTHER FO~~ OF RECOGNITION, THE
COLLEGE WILL PRESENT THE PAUL B~~y AWARD, THE
AAUW AWARD AND THE RENA RATTE AWARD.
Reception to Follow Edita:~m..OU.:f: Jt'll Jo:gcnscn.
lanagmg Editor. Rus;mi .:octu:r.
•e\0.-s Editor; low)' Brov.n. Farum
Ed!lor. Julie Venables., Fea.nm:s
Editor. Tom Pcrqn. Spans Edlt.Dr,
lau Smith. Publ.ld Oa:urrcnccs.
Tanya Koc:b:r. Pboro Editor.
1chssa lim. Prod~ Editor;
Jessin Le ~ Cop) Edi • Scou
Srnilh. ~'atislng 1.J~N8cr :
Denise Webbc:r. Cuc:ul1llml
b.nagcr
"l.1/f: 0 Vld Adanu. Kirn.b:rf)l
Ann. R\WU Banda. SUDc Bamca.
Carrie Bonner. Sh.uon Chi. 0 d
C::aig. Ton)i O."'U. "fuki Egndu.
Scott Eri: Liz Ainn. Jemmie
Gunter. [hq: J acbon. Leslie lor.
gc:nscu. MoDy I •dna, llalia
'toiley, Shmnon uUrson,. Pcu:r
'c 'tDn.. Eilcc::n 'ittlcr, ~Ulpl
NJUgym. Don Paul Scon Plow:!u
gut. fit:SJC Ronmas. Daa:ou
Smilh. Diana Turco. Sheila Ward,
lh.vid Webster. Jeff Y'our~,g
Phot.o:grapbe Eric 1o:rsc. Rob ~ 1art Pw:rson. Ken
Poppet, Marc Scbotlilnd
~omputtt Consult:ant: Rob Dillill
d\ i.sw: Pc:ta Cbrisn:nson. [kpt.
of Commmuoutons. OWr
cMountain
•1 'tlrk taw~~)
'travel
Compu~n liCe~ to low ~ bn­
INTtRNATlONAl • OOt.tESTlC
Ca 11 Marilyn
635-9292
•to II "LA a; IS as -.oe.,._ Marilyn will miss students most Tuition increase
finalized by board
Contuwcd jmm Pa.,c three
nt,ldC Up 01 U \: hllil"p(t:-;QO, :lSSISUUil
Ch:m, On-\~mpu' puhiK'tSI, Ofi­
C'.uillpU C(lONtnUtllr, tour dil'l' tor,
lun hron oontinator md ovc.rmght
c rdmmor, ~thmg \\ ith ndd111onal
tudcnt \'Oiumccrs 'The) haw tx"Cn
''Ond rful E~cr) year l ha"c n
dmncr pa.ny at my home for the
•aoonng c.ommttu.-e:· hl ~d
A fnr lL! immedaatc plan .tre
on crned ... I'm probabl) going to
pend lhC sUOlffil'f On l.hC East Coo~t.
ly ''tcr h\C:o. there .tnd thl') ha\t~
a wonderful 'ailhoat,'' !\he a~d. "I
"•II sec my gr.mdchtldren (l\kgan.
9. nnd Lauren. 6).
''I've lx-cn thin~mg ahoutlivmg
m P1utugal lor a y~ar. and ma)bc
that\\ til come to fruiuon .... shl' said. t:mh n woui<J al-.n hkl' to 'tstt -Afrtl".lt, Yugo.,.l.l' 1.1,;tnd I mc.-1. 'I \l'
got th" wundcrlust ag.un:· i\ sea·
\t IOC'd way rarer. Mufll) f\ h,l\ ~dread)'
OC'cn to Japan, 'J hut lund ~k lC"O.
Hn"a11, ull m cr the Urutc.d States
and Canada, mo.lt'l Euro{X', Ru~­
~m ... c.andanavm, mu\; h of South
Am~ncn, nmJ, mo t recently, Chmo
She ~ould also h~c to take n trip
doY. n too Amazon R ''cr.
"I wall probably do a llll ol \'OI·
untc.cr "ark," he -.rud. Places 'he
'' ~on,ulcnng donnung her umc:
ancludc the World AHairs Cvun il
or rctummg to the Fore1gn Student
Offi( c t r to the Poet land Zoo
Manlyn i-.abocon"Jtk nng sl.tly
ing in the puhli l'l'ccpuun busmcss
She as com.;adl•ring giving tours at
The: purpo-.e of Cr:m~bcm as to mnk<' the Lewis 01nd Clruk commu·
nit} more nwnrc of en me on campus. B> creattng ru1 awurenc.,~. it i:; the
Log'.s mtl'nlloo to help members 01 the LC communit>· protect thcm­
seh~ lrom bemg 'acumizc.d. Li ts nre comJlalcu from Sc urity n.:porLI\.
Alc.rt "ccunty at :<2779 or 0 if anything unu u.1l is obscl'\ cd.
5/16 Plan-bike stolen from lounge
5117 Labran.-Door ":\lr alann S<"t otf. • 5/17 Gnswald parkmg lot-Stcroo swlcn I rom vchtclet VW).
5/18 Librat) -Coat stolen from upper lev(').
5/18 Gn '-ald parl:.ing lot-Stereo and rccetvcr Wlit stolen from
••chiclc(VW)
5/1 Q Ubrdl)· area -Suspicious male on cum pus, escorted lO Gate 3.
5(!0 Crimmal Misth1ef-Somoone broke into a security v~lnclc and
stole lWO SClS ot key,. Keys T\: overed.
5/20 Planfonn-StudenL~ sporlCd nl.)n·LC males walking nround the
area aflcr attempted burgbry. Su$pccts left before s.t."('urity
am\·cd.
5{.21 Tamrack-Vandalism to vending m:! hanes.
5/21 Copcland-Vandahsm to vending rna hines.
5(.21 Hanzfeld-Swdcnt stud~ hand through \\'tndow. Student
susUlincd abra~ioo,, but didn't go to hospital.
5!21 ,\ldcr-Bikc ~tolcn trom lOP Ooor lounge.
5/21 Ltbrary-Brokcn alarm on emergency door.
5{1.2 Tcmptewn--Fn~ hazard tn men·!' rcc;uoom. the Ptllo k ~t:msinn, the yct-tn·bC·
completed P(llll:uul Cnn\'CIItiun
Center, or pcrhap the Oregon I Its·
torkal ociCt). ''I Just tlon 't kno\\ .''
~1\\.· s:aiu.
"I'm pmbably going tomi s ka-.t
thr oon~umt pre urc, the dafttcult)
m ah' ays hcang up when per hap"
one doc n'l feel like bctng up nit the
umc,"' ~he. said. "I om going to mt~s
meeting """ 1~ lplc I hn' c ,, lot uf
fncndson th•~ :untms. Pcoplcha'c
been' <.'ry n1 c: lfl me, nnd I'm gmtc­
ful for 1.hat. It' mad" Ill) expcn­
cncc here \Cr) po:-.au,~.:."
"lam going to mi the: ~tudcnl\
the mo,t, w1thnut a quc,tion. The
bu~llc, adivuy. and the \'IUllll) ol
Lhc!oitudcm~nn Lhi,campus -that's
by far what I am going to miss lht'
most.
"I love the kids on thi'> campus.
They ar" the pcl)jlk '' ho have l>l'fll
me here lht long," 'he aJtl. Co11tim~rd from H1g.: onr
mg higher tuition. but presume'
tluu the: ~tudcnts c{)nstder tlu:
qunlttvof cduC'ation worth the high
pncti •·One can nlways go LO n
~tat(' institutwn for less money.''
he snid.
''The meeting wa.s JUSt a tor­
mality," :®d Liz Fre1dman, Presi­
dent oft he Associated StudcnLsof
Lc\\ is & Clark.. ' T ht: meeting
wns JUSt 10 \'otc on lhc increase."
.. Sevcr-Jl ley concerns were
mcnuoned b)' Wayne Pedersen,
and the hoard took lh~m into con
sidcration," she ~d. Fre1dman
pointed out that the Jogtsucs for
ASLC'prcstdent s aue-ndmg board
of t.ntstec meetings 1s slill hcing
worked ouL
Earlier ~care._'\ of a 13 percent
•ncrl'asc in lUition has made an
S.94 percent incn;a~ -.c.:m low
Open 7 days a week hy studcms. "h '\ undcf'IUmdable
that ttuuon has to go up cv~..'n
•• • year, saul \entllr Nanci McMe~
namy, "but 11 ~ unfonurmt c Lhnl
the ~tudenl\ htwe. Lo be. Lhc one~ to
pa} 1t-
"~o one likes to tu1ve to P<~Y
any more money," said fir l·}'cat
studcnr Aaron Kca1ing, "hut it COSL\
money 10 mukc up for pa!'l mis.
tak~~ ...
··As long as the inert' as~ JSn 't
going c;~clu~avdy to th~ ndmant·
suation, I would say it'..; all right, ..
he said. Howcvur. Kt.ating sug­
gested lh.u the ndmtnistrmion ron·
:uder tile S<X:.Ull contcxl t>f futwe
mcrca~s. "Thc:y should l ons:idcr
whom Lhcy arc dcnymg Wl cduca·
lion at (..(owts Jnd Clark hy raismg
I.Uillon.'' he s~:ud. •· fhat's more
imporumt than where the money is . .. go mg.
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Import- Domestic- Perfor1na11ce
Mon. -Fri. 7 a m to 7 p.m.
Saturday 8 a.m. to 6 p.nl.
Sunday 9 a.m. to 5 p.n'l.
Have a Great Summer
Lewis and Clark Students and Staff!
Mac Plus Was
$895.00 Now
$715.00 You a.vc
$180.00
Chec out
ese great
rices! Mac SF \V /2 floppy
dnves keyboard S 1620.00
f\1ac 5E w/20M hard
disk, 1 floppy
drive & keyboard l81S 00
Ivlac f/30, w/1
floppy drive &
keyboard $2560 00 $1200.00 $420.00
$1255.00 $'>90 00
$1890.00 $670.00
Don1t forget! If you are a gradllating
senior and want to buy a Macintosh at
the great discotlnt prices shown, yoll
must place an order with us before
June 6tl1 at 4:30 p.m. A time
It's that umc of
comer. or course
lengthy break '" co
perfect urnl~ lor al
College curnmumtJ
and h!ud uboutthc
This year ha ~
student.<; ha\'c, for tf
proc~ "• or utica 1 a
thllt be arc less npt
format Ia: hion due
rcali uc and urc cor
C<JSC, then \\ ~ rll"'Cd I
matters to u and wn
that t nett her tokes
The admunstr..n
ami wtll be thoughl
given such an opf,d
the end of 1ts rollc<
hkc.
Pcrhap thi 1 ll
serve to m:~nm pltsl
Probably nol. ;\t be
So lhts summc1
Pataunc llttl rcm.Jy
home. Come with
communtcatc them
same rc.a!'ons, arcn
Alllcuers and opt
evening. fht'y shouJ
hard to do on Lhts c ru
p1ckcd up in the Log
' Letrcrs shoulll be un
to thai. length.
The Log rc-..,erves
Or hbclOU$ SUli~CmCI
hmll.atlOOS anse.
Subm1s.stons sn(>ll
case the need for .......
FinaUy, the
and not necessanly
Think g
To THh EDITOR.
Something to thank abou
Drug nddled Columbtu
The U.S Sovtel arms ra
Lu.hwuua. E.s10nta, and 1
The nevc:t -cndmg bllllle
East and W es1 Gennany
Racum Ill Am c:t1c a.
AIDS
Drunk driving, Lhe lead~
Babies born ns cocaine f
The Greenhouse Effect.
Rumania. Panamn. LibO
Iran. the Philippin es ...
Goldfish swallowed at 1.;
LC contest.
1t makes one wonder.
LIZ FLINN
One si
To THt E011 oR:
There have been scv
when. 3.fttr reading
grnph, I've left the
disquieted. But the Ma
left me with ool.hing
di.sda.in lor the author
of the nightly ''news.bl
notlun!! but question .... ~
bdund such s1atc:rnett1~
author playing dcv1l's
~ystem than he/she
ruaps the benefits ol'!
The firSttY.o word51
PACE4 MAY 25, 1990
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A time of renewal
IL'~ thm time of spring term ugaan: summer •s JUSt around Uac
comer. Of course, the last thing on a studcm 's mind dunng the
lengthy break i college. 'll11s summer, however, rnay well bo tltc
pcrlcct urnc lor all concerned m~mbc rs of tllc l...cwis untl Clad·
College cornmunny to eschew tltis uudition and in tcad tlunk long
and hard about the future of thi · instituuon.
Thts year has been one of ch.mgc, some popular, most not. The
studcnL"i have, for U1c most pan, been left out of Lhc decision-mal ing
proc<.•ss. or at least arc under tltal impre.ssion. But pcrhap.; the powers
that be arc lc.s.s apt to h~r the c onccmc; or the students in a more
formallashion due to an irnpn. .. ion that ~tudcnt:;' dcmamb LliC un·
rcali uc :mel urc c,ommumc:ucd m 100 r.tdical a lac;hion. If thDI IS the
cu c, then we need to put our heads together 10 figure out whut really
moucrs to us:md wnys thut wec:m communicate those values in ·• way
that as neither Loken nor confronmuonal.
The adrnnuslr'Jtlnn, lor its JMrL, need to rcali1.e that siUdcnL'i can
and will he thoughtful, CUJX!hlc and rcsponsable dcc•sion makers, tf
given such an opponumty. Ccruunly. the admimsU".liJOn rnu the .tt
the end ol us collective rope over such s1lly things UC\ ur'in and the
like.
PNhaps tlus is the only wny ofgcuing uucnuon, but docs il really
sene to accompltsh nnythmg an a con trucuvc. dcrnocruuc tushton?
Probably not. At best, h' a double~dgcd sword and u victou circle.
So thi ~urn mer, do some thmking. Please don't come rn1ck to
Palaunc I hll ready lor battle. l.c<1vc the rhetoric and cyntcL-:rn at
home. Curnc with some innovative ideas and diplomauc way/\ to
communtcmc lhcm. They will be heard. After all, we're here tor the
same reasons, arcn 't we'! Let's begin again.
LETTERS POLICY
Alllcu~rs and opinion pieces must be submitted by tO p.m. Monday
evening. They should tlc typed, prcterJbly on a disk (which i~n·r too
hard to do on thlS campus) accorn~nied by a hard copy. Disks (UJJ be
p~ekl'rl up m the Log offkc on Tucsda) night or Wl'dn~"td.'l)' mommg.
Lcucrs should be under 500 words, if not, we reserve the nghttoc ut them
to that length.
The Log reserves the right to edit :)ubmisstons for length, grammar.
or hbdous statements . We also reserve the nght to hold pieces tf space
hm u.attons anse.
Submissions should con lain the author's name and phone number m
case U1e need fbr such editing anses.
Finally, t.heopinionsc.xpres.scd on thesepagesarethosc of the writers
and not neressanly of the Ptofkier Log staff or LewiS and Clark College.
Think globally, not locally
To THE EDITOR:
Somethmg 10 think about.
Drug nddlcd Columb1a .
The U S Sovlet anns race.
Lilhuama, Esconaa. and Latvia's struggle for mdependc:nce .
The nevcr-endmg battle 10 end apanhead m South Africa
East and West Germany beconung economlcally Unked once again.
Racism in AmeriCa,
AIDS
Drunk drivmg. the leading cause of death among young adults in America.
Bab1es born as coc4U\c addict.'\ CO mothers uge 15
Tiac Greenhouse Effect.
Rumarua. Panama, Liberia, CtUJUl, Peru, Poland. Nicaragua. lreland. Ethiopta.
Iran. the Philippines ...
Goldfish swuJtowod at Lewu il.nd Clnrk College during the talent portion of Mr.
LC contest.
It malcb one wonder.
LIZ FLINN FORU
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Goldfish, ethic and tl1e abortion debate
To11ra Er>UCIIC
I was~ trcnacly d• turbcdabout
the recent fu s created m the pages
ol the last P10 tog and in the LC
communuy uboul "the golufi h."
My problem was not wuh the •ssuc
1tsclf. but tltc people whtl were
\\ h1mng nbout ll.
'llus hnng~ me to one of tltc
tlung!\ ahout the LC communtly
that I hutc mo I, and th4lt IS the
h) pocn y that I sec nJmo t c' cry
tluy.
J "ns m the Log office at Lhc
urnc or the brg fj h-\\ hining sc; -
\\ton and I \\ n so mew hm sympJ­
thcuc to tl1c fcclmgs ol the fish­
whmcrs. As \\C mo,cd utong 111
tl1ccourscofd1s usston, \\Crnovctl
on lO the ever prc..o;;cm abonion
debate. (I dad not ex pres rny pro­
Jtfc' tcw~ hccnusc, Jrom my cxpc­
ncncc. the LC communll). b) nnd
l:~rg~ t.S not very 3C.CCptmg Of diS·
scnung opm1ons )
·n,c b1&gCSI fish-whmcr went
Jn to sa) , and I quorc. "I um one ol
hi! mo 1 prOoo(;h ucc people you
Fro111 tl1e bowel
To 1 UE EDITOR:
I hnvc an ussholc: lhnt is three feel
"'Ide. I hnve an DSShole that 1 so btg
you could park a garbage lruCii: in tl.
My .L-.sholc IS w ucmcndou.o; mcircum·
fcrencc tltJI when I brellk wmd it
doesn 't.sound lake :1 flirt at ell. i1 ~um.ls
hkc n yown or the hcuter fllll m yow
dorm room. Some say it 1s because
I'm the biggest asshole they know.
Others say it's bcc-1\u.sc ln.lways have
my head up my ass ..• there i5 some
SJ~eCulotio n otherwise •••
Now thn1 1 feet I have JOined the Pto
Log literary elite by declaring myself
l non·noal retentive, (although [have
nol done it m the uu.ditional manner­
by making the pomtthat someone else
is anal retentive .so th.st it will look like
I'm not.) I (cell can proceed unintubi­
tcd wath the satire of the day.
The topic of the day is goldfish.
Not lhe cute ones w1th the bug eyes
thut 'lit in the murky cun hnd." Th1s is tJtc best and
mo l recent example ol ethical
hypocnsy thatl'vcscen on the LC
campus.
Tius person evadcntly thinl
that there is something being use­
lessly dcpnvcd of Uus mch-long
lish. And rm not snying thnt l
disagree wit11 that. But we mu l
n.;k our chcs some qucstwns 10
rn.tkc tlle hypocnsy cvtdcnt.
For example, whuu tJtat fi h 's
quillny of hfc? What 1s an anch­
long embryo's qualny of hfe"
What' the dtffcrencc7 Ju t t)c.
cause )OU can'tscc Ute embryo. a
tLs life of any less "alue?
Dtd you knoy. thm :1lctus at tlt
muntlls,prcmnturc Jy de IJvcred, can
Uf''tvc wnh very pccml care and
become n J)Crfcctly nom1al chtld?
Dtd ) ou know tllm ut some suucs,
aboruons can be performed an th
third tnmc..cncr?
Ifyou'rcpro-ch01cc, tluu·s fine
v.uh me, but please don't whme to
me about the goldfish. It seem to
me, no maucr what you thmk the value of that golc.Hish '~ I ill! 1S, 11
h3S lD be at least as much n<: tllat ol
a six-montlt-old fetus.
In clo ing. I would just ltkc
people to thml a ul whm lhcar
posiuons urc. und m:ll e sure that
they nil corrclaLC. Let" uy to
ehrntrotethc courgcofhy pocnsy
at LC, and lct"s also LI)' 10 he
tolcrnm of other people's oprn­
IOns.
l know that I ccrtaanly have n:-
cvaluatcd a lot of my own s 1
uons since commg h~re. and t
bchcvc the changes ha\'C been for
the bcucr.
I thought about scndmg tluo;;
anonymously tonvotd the Onk, hut
1hc.n J thtln '1 want to he seen n:-.
wirnpmg out Ctlhcr,so my nrunc ~~
below along wath my bO~ number
m case you ha"c a bone to p1 l
wrtll me. I'll uy to resr10nd to
lcucrs. Thank ~ou for rcadmg thr
and please try to keep an open
mimJ.
BRJJ\N $\tnll
Box 259<>
of vanity, extrdes a fi l1y smell
flesh oflheostCichthy~. It's yummy
Alright you gill neuers, ho" do you
get your f&Sh7 Think abuul iL you
hypocriucal bait ft.;hingscumb:lgs.you
fL"ih clubbing trollers, you htgh C;(plo­
~ivc shark hunters, your horse 'em in
by theJa,.,long line swine. Your fish
have been murdQcd 10 a mlliUlCT thu1
fat outweighs the cruelry of swallow­
ing 'em up live. Thill's how fuh ate
eaten in nature. ra>A', whole., and 11hvc.
Ever sec a Large: Mouth Bass lake in
another fish7 Mr. Odell. your act was
not inllum11ne.. it \o\asabctwtifuJ,nc:arly
poeuc communion with nature.
So unles you're a vegetariGn. Jhut
your blood-stained mouth. (Albeit
the thought of broccoli whirling in a
cutsinart sounds more vicious 10 me
than Mr. Odell'~ pustve oonsumption
of a gold-fish.)
I love to fuh. I love fuhing. I love
fishing so much that when I catch a cory v.•1th no unhappy end mg. But the
flSh 141lS not '4astcd, 11 v. as mc:tnbo­
lm~d h swam OO\o\'n mto the octd-bath
of hu belly nod JOmed the fishwach
that he ate for lunch. Fuck an wt stuff
aNut honor and dying. lt wu !I }.;0<1-
damnc:d gold fish. If you llll! so des
pcratc far somcllung 10 bitch a QUI go
out and waLCh someone pull a bauu
fuJ nauvc haiJt"Jt over the side of a
fishing boat and shoot it in the head
with a rifle so that you can eat tt. If you
cat fish. they are sending that corpse:
sua.ighttoy ou. Jusa because you don't
sec it doe.m 't mike you responsibl e..
Commercial f&Shcuncn make Mr.
Odell look like the HW1Wliuuian of
the Yeu, and so does anyone who h~
ever p.vuakc:n in the nesh of fuh.
Mr. Odell compa.ssaonatdy let l.hose
liule fellows lave unul the last posstble
JCCOnd, carrying a corch aga.insc am·
mal cruelty that shines so bright il
makes the rest of us
yellow wntcr of your
httlc lxother's a.quw·
ium, someday 10 lnnd
in the toilet bowl with
their fins rouc:n ofl and Commercial fishennen make Mr.
Odell look like the I-lumanitarian b4rgc fLming barbarians
bo'4' our heads in
shameful respca. Go
forth liule Mr. Odell,
go forth "ith your gold·
their ~ides scaned by
the farmly cat. but the
l" o fuh gualcd by the
Humarutanun of the Year, MI Odell.
A recent sclectton of n mode of fASh
consumption b) one of our Cello"'
campu.o; mates has left us in an uproar.
You know th..: story.
Most or us IUC fLo;h clllctS. Even
many htgh-ground ve&etarians su~;­
cumb to the Ou}:y.whitc bloodless • of the Year.
We5t Stope cutlhtocu trout 1n the icy
wate~ or MontAnlltcaB wc.U up in my
eyes and J cry. nght lhcrc in front of
my tough fishing buddies. because r
know that ~me anglm do not releJaSe
these beauues.
If the ft..Sh that Mr. Odell s~iu.led
was "'as ted. it would be a different ~orld. f~Yl bong as your ssbcr,
IUld re-divcrt lhe pro­
Lc.<otive cnergaes of the
Wake tho.o;c that are disillu-
sioncd by your ac uons, wake them :uul
let them smell the ~ t!J111, hypocritical
anal hot air that wafts from the buu
CTUd from wtu:nce onginai.CS uc:h
fmgcr pointing shit.
jA.MES MARQUARDT
ASSHOtE·AT ·LA RCfi
One sided KLC telegraph leaves student disquieted
To nm Eo• roR:
There have bcc:n several cvcmngs
whc:n, nfll:l rending the KLC Telc-
. graph. I've left the cafeteria feeling
disquieted. But the May 22 telegraph
left me with nothing but feelings of
di!\dllin lor the nuthor and the content
of the mghtly "news blurbs.'' I c:m do
nothwg bul qucmon the JUStihcntaons
bdund such ~tatcmc:nts: why is thi'
authoT playmg devil's ttdvocate to 11
ystcm thM he/she can obviously
reaps the bcncfilS ofl
The first two words I read m the fust
MAY 25, 1990 Olt1cle were. "Portland pigs." Does
the author not realize that the pohce
we Ul the community 10 protoc:t the
people and pre<ocrve peace to Wl)' de·
gr~ that they CWl m these times? Ho>A
can lhcy efTcc:tively uphod the law~ of
our country wtthout the c:upport oflhc
people who c:l~t tha~c luws into en·
force mont? The nrttdc goes unto .suy
thut the ''noble pJotescors •· Cltpre)S.c;(d
thcu u.ngry ( echngc; tn a conf rontarion
lhJt mvolvcd throwing rock$, bunting
Oog • and exploding thingr;. What
happened to pcllcdul. rational, eongnitivc prot~ I ' Some may ·oy the
answer h that it gel\ nothing nccom­
plishcd Welt tell rne, what i noble or
gets ncoomphshed when aduiLS throw
rocks and explode things to e~p-css
fcchngs. Who's gomg to gtv~ serious
considerat ion to pc.oplc who can't
e~pri!.) S themselves rlltionall)!
The third blurb in the rclcgruph" as
"riucn c:onccming the tcc~t rash bf
murders twcr team J kclS and snc»:·
e~. the leature uruclc an the MD) 11
Sportr 11/ustralcd Magazine.. Once
asnut,l mu 1 ask the author where he/ he is coming from. By saying that a
certain line of advertising targeted to
.s lo" -income minority group lea" es
the ad\ ertisCT responsible or liable for
the murd~ linked lo the ocquisiuon
of lhat product by that group lS 10 D)'
that th•s group can't we resporulbil ­
aty for theu ncttons or nuu~c ••uonal
judgements. Am I to feel .. ympathy
r,,, ~ople whose values hold hoe.'l
hi~ha than human life?
I huvc one la'>t questiCin lor the
author bo::forc ruming over my soap
bo . Do you really que lion the po a-live d"fccLS of role models such as
Mtchael Jorcb.n in OUJ scx;icl) 1 lf
nothing else. he: stands as a sym~l of
what hard "ork and detcrminauon
can gel you, and I was very angered al
the: subtle ms inulllion th:lt hts endorse~
ment of a product lCA\·cs him ~ith
questionable motJvcs.
If \'Out mot" es an: tt• stimulllli!
~
your readers auto cvaluoling their
opintoru on 1 uc.s, or to fit;ht apathy
among tlhe !';ACA masses, I '40Uid
say that your wrihng lS effective.
LAURA STONE
PACES I Say g odbv e to M, rriott. .. nicely
ro Tam EmroR:
nus '" an open teller tO MIUTiOtt
and the l.c'' •~ and lark Cllmm\Ultt).
1 rcoently hatln ~ 1\' i.':l snlitln '"uh
:l ~ 1 runoll emf! Ill) C\! th. 1 '"ns mH \ CQ
rom(orting . lnskl'd huu what he would
~domsn \l)t.nr Hc.,milcdand-.nid
'"ilh sausfadion that h~ \\'&.CO lc.,, ing.
I asked '"h) he "11." &I tid :md h~
told me lhut he wa. tirC\i of the d~rc ­
s tful ruutudc:; and bellS' io~ tlf
man) \lflhc LC <.tuJcnts. He l-llld that
tt ha.o; been frustrutmg to u ~ to do 11.
go...'ld JOb and oontmuall) rocc.h c n~ga ·
tt' c fcodba ~
I also hn' c l'\C!m frwouatc.'\i ut umc~
b) the Jilek of re"pe 1 ~huwn me and
other staff members b\ somc:~audcn~ • lam not urc if thi.; lad: of n:SJ)\."'<:t
~~ IUl LC phcnorncn:s or ifit t~ a sagn of
the umc( I do nottlunk tt apph..:.-. to rdl
of our <.t\ldents. Mrm) of them ha-.c
been tt$pc.-ctful even when '' might
hn,·c been tcmptmg to act otherwise .
Noncthc:lc.s!i. I am concerned about
the situauan.
I "ill b<: th~ ftr~t 10 agree that
students and other member' of our
rommWlt" ncc.d and de~nc: to ha'e •
channc.h through '"hich they CIUl c.:q1r ~<: \lpmion lUlU uflcct l hang\'.
~ l) hop.• •~ tlutlltoSl' chwtnc:h be u.~ctl
in an upprnpnatc manner and lluu
J.~·,,plc not rl!,ortlo dt~ri!'Jl'."C tful mc.Wt\
~hen commum\; oting.
There: urc legttinuuc c.nuc,-.m~; that
cun b.::rcl'tstcr~d rclntivc to Murrion',
paf,nman~\ · On the olhcr hn.nJ, I
believe ~Inmon cmplo) eel> hB\'C tried
~ ct) hrud to ~i.".TVC ,,ur C\lmmuntt) in a
• armg manner.
An C:\CCllent c.; :unplc of thh "as
the midmght brc:U.:fnst served to ~tu·
dent by the Mamou and Student
AI raur ~tafT<> . On that anl.i many other
~"Cti$101\S,thc food crvioo people h3' c
"gone the c:\trll mile•• to pro\idc a
quahty scf\ icc.
As ~c fini"h tltc lin:U "eck.s ofthc
school ) ~M IUld the final "cd.:~ of
M:utaou' },mg· ... tanumgmnm.•~c'" 1ll1
LC. I h'lfll! "c crm c\prC!>~ ow thanks
in a" ay that\\ all mnkc tho~c week:. .1~
pte.~ ..... ant as pos!>ihlc Maybe v. c can
yet gave the abovc .mcnllon~d cm­
ployC~: some good memo ric!> ol hb LC
expenc:ncc..
Boll Rlil·O
RE IU£-'"T OIIUClOR
FORf.:sT A~O HAKTZH.LD HALLS
Performance art now!
To n~E Eon-oR:
E'er smcc I burned mHelf wtth ,
hot b:1ron sristlc I have "anted to
direcl a ~rfonnance art piece. Well.
tlussemester m';dteam has come crue • •
~~me leU you llbout it. Tbur~ay and
Friday of nc..\\ ~cck (the 31st and the
l~t) there will be nn evening of per
lorman.:"~! art ~ginning at 7 p.m. The:
fir<>t item up fo1 bids will be
··sandyn'lotS•• '"hich Barry Pack dt
rcctcd wilhout pa~crual supervision.
The p1cce f~nm:s a very violent sec­
lion m whtc:h the Pio Log tS used as 11
bird cage liner. a fish wrapper and a
condom. Later in the piece e\ cryonc
professes theu lo' c: for George: Bush
while beer bongmg a spotted ov.l And
allthtS alons "ith live musH:!
f'.lo\•mg on ro lhe truly sensual.
there as Val Prothero. Val ''boWlC)'''
Jlrolhcro tu.s choreographed a beauti·
ful mo' cntent piece entitled ''Par·
ralax'' \'al descnbes ttll..c;, "not some·
thing ]OU lllke for consupation., but
rather somcthmg nbout how there are
mnyb.: t\\Cnty differ'--nl univcrJM:S m
'"hich "c e.' at simultaneously. " Val
then took another oong hit and s:Ud,
··rou know?"
To cap off the e~citcmcn t nddcn
evc:nmg there is 'The Big Bad Wolf: :1
feminist fuuy talc for men'' Tlu:s talc
was directed by Jonnthon Gourlay. the
winner of lhc prestigious "besr
dressed" aw111d in 8th grade. ''The Big
Bad Wolr" concerns lhe re:mblefangs
of an elderly voc.u:wolf. and how those
fangs sull ha-. c b1tc. According to Jon­
athon. the purpose of directing lhc
piece wa.s ••to incit.e the feminist sep·
c:rati~>t' m the audience to scream a collecthc 'NO! .. Ill \\hich point we
v. ill give them all pemsc..~ IUld teU them
to divide and conquer." After blurting
out this rather caustic su.tement Jon·
atl10n '"cnt to Frcdd) 's to buy himo;elf
n t.csticle protector. Strangely enough.
while he was ar Freddy'~ Jonathon
saw President Mooney approaching
the ch~k out persons nnd suymg .. Hey.
hnve you written IUl)'thing academic:
lately7 Would you like to replace
SMall Capelli?"
So to restate the main point of !.his
lcuc:r Thu~day. Mny 31 IU'Id Fndny.
JWtc: I at 7 p.m. on the Matn Stage of
the theatre. oome and see pcrfonnancc
an at us finest. The cost is FREEl
Nobody has to rend this last bit. I
juc;t '"anted to say thnt the rca.son I
'"rotc: this in the form of aJcuc:r and the
reason that I wrote this in the fust
plucc is that the Pio Log seems to be
more int.crcsled in movtes like Tccn­
ag.: MutatlJ NinJa Turtles thitll any­
llling that happens on campus. Don't
the Tunles get enough pn: .. <;s'/ Why do
we nc.ed mo\'ic reviews in a cumpus
ncwsp:tpcr at the C:\pt.:nsc of on cam·
puo; acuvitics? Iff wunt movie r~vicws
I'U loo~ in the Willomclle Week. Last
week the Log features oditor wrote a
review of 'I he Cook., The [hief. but
there wa.~ no article on Sprrng 1h•·ak·
ening '"hich opo;:nod last '"cck right
here on campus. I hope that dus prob·
lc:mcu.n beoorrectcdnclll year. !swear.
reading thi~ paper is tiki" h.:lving a
dtMcroffwiruJcsl&Od Wonder Bread,
aJI flu((y and )'OU feel sort of sick
afterwords.
)ONATUON GoURLAY
Crime associates redeem themselves
Ton n=: EOn OR:
On Sunday morning, May 20,
at approximately 12:30 a.m., a
Lewis and Clark .-;ecurity car was
vandalized and propcny W'd.S sto·
len. We were three of Lhc four
people mvolved in lhe incident.
Although we were not the ones
who actually engaged in vandal­
ism or theft. we were lhere and are.
therefore, guill}' by association.
We could have, at any time,
stopped the <.~cuviues, but inst~d.
we watched and allowed lhern to
happen. The actions were in no
PAGE6 way an auempt to mock the pro­
fessionalism and integrity of Lhc
LC sctumy force. The disabling
of a sccunty car plat;cd lhe LC
communit~ at risk We apologize
to U1e LC communuy for needless
endangerment. Wealsoapologi7e
to the LC security personnel for
time wasted and the vandalism of
a pJliol car. And we apologize to
anyone who was inconvenienced
by our senseless and potentially
<bngerous prank.
~~ONYVVO~,LANCE
LA."lN''CAN & CHUCK JENKINS FORU
E11glish ch"1ir rcs~1011ds to questio11er of at1tl1ority
l'e 1 u Lt>ITOR:
I '"115 mmc th.m •1 till I~ surpn!o.C'd
mu.l C\111\'~rn~J by Gr~go1y B,
Vc\!rman·, kllcr tn U1c Pwn,.rr L,,g
ub\>ul th~ Englhh Department
sc.trehc.-:, nat ~c.tU\C l think he
dl>e.<tn't hn-. o n ri~hl tn c'tprc.~~ hi~
npnnorwr h>dt~:t!:f~"Cwttll tlll' Se,uch
CommittC1: ·~ d~X·isions. but ~'('UU)O
I !>p<:nt u lung hmc 'cry rc cntl)
tnlklOf! to Greg atx,ut the Rcnah·
S:u1C'e Scru-c h. and not only dllc.s h!!
f:ti1to mcntjon thnt Clmvcrs:llion. but
tus ll:ltct contains som\! scuou~ Uld
mi~k .. :uhng om'""'onc;.
I ha' ~thought a lot nbout"' hcthcr
I should write thL' lcucr. ~~3tbc tl
"ould t;..: Uth'thicalllnd alkgul fot me
to -.p~ak :1b1'lUl .my individuul
cundidntc ·~ qunlific::uions publicly.
When pc;oplc appl) hH JObs u.nd
~end their docsacr!- and wnting
:.usnplc!i to a :.carch IXlU\Jmtte.,, they
d1' ~o with tllc full U."'-Ut.lnCl~ thut
their rccorJs and all 5~nrch commit·
tee dt,.cussaon.<> about them will be:
confidenti !ll.
I told Greg lh.ll "'hen he came to
sec me. just as 1 did the Los and
S.a;ajaw(a '!: Voice rep!>rlcr :; who
mtcn·icwoo me. 1 told them that 1
would be happy to discus..'( the proc­
C.."s and the criteria '"c us,•d, but l
would not dt~u~ individual candi·
dates.
So this letter is not going to con·
lain adt~Cllssion of why any patti cu.
Jar candida&e did or did not get a job
~
in the English 0\:pi.ltUTlcnt
Greg's tetter contains -;orne sen
ous errors of fact however, about tho
narurcof on!! yeai rcphu:em~nt pos1
Lions and h:nure--tr:l\:.k scar"'hcs All
depM1nt~n~ in the C(lll~gc hire tern
porruy 1'--plnNments for faculty who
3re on >abbatieal or scn1ng, in :K1·
mmio;tr.tU\'C positions No ont wa-.
hired last \~ar to t1U the vacd.Jtt Ren •
ai-.o;anC".e PQ.-.ition in the E ngh!>h
Department.
Lore lie Brownint: was hued os: a
temporary replacement for Jack Han.
who wus SI.'T\'mg in the: £Ran·.> Of­
lice. Ho is returning to the lRpMt·
rnent next )'Cat. The Dep11rtment
was not gi-.. en penn iss ion to con duet
a tenutc·trac:k sc.trch to replace Bill
Lucht. who retired two yc~ osa.
untillnst spring No one wa.o; prom·
i~cd the Renni'-" lt1cc JOI1 in udv ancc.
of the scarcb.
Agom. 1t would ~ believably
unethical and iltcgul for the Depart·
mcnt to promise .myone a job bc£ore
u full-.carch hnd been conducted . h i~ hard for me lo in\agan«. that any stu·
dctll nt l.C. which i~ oommiucd to
equal opp<.mumt)' and ;\Hmnativl·
• act•on in nll .;carcht:$, would wunt U'l
to.
It would be like pmmisin~ ~ ~>lU·
d~:nt they would win the Academy tlf
Amen :m Poet' prize before the con·
r~q wns held or thnt tht") would gca a
:SIUJ)' or rx~m tn the Ltt Rn·u•w ~fori!
the -:ntire groupreud and ~valuatrd the
pte<:C.
I ~licvc: stront:l)' that shtcknts
-.houiJ pl.t)' ~ unponmt role. in all
~earche.' ut LC, and the En~;h-.h Ot··
pJtUncnt went to a t:reat deal of I rouble
to be 5Urc studentS had a chance to
participotc in bo.lth of it" ~che" thio;
)'t!.lt
As 1 told Greg in my otficc, the
Engh\h ~p;lftmenl would neve hire
.t ~;.Mdidnt~ about whom studom.•• hold
scnous rcsurvlttio~ . Each of thu
Engli~h Dcpunmcnt Search Commit
t~cs this )'eat had two srudent r~p•l) ­
:-ocnt.atives A great deal of v.>CJght wa~
g1ven to the.lt v1eW"-on both se4ch . C(lmmlllees
We did not just wlicit opinions
from the student rcpre . ."cnUitives tp th(
search commiu.~..-cs. however Sp..'\,;ial
brcilla:tl m~..~dngs wer~ ~~up so thot
:uw student who wUhed could talk 101 •
he finalisL<: and quesuon them wilhoul
facully ptt!$Cl\l. These wert: waddy
publicil.ed I'm sorry to say vc.ty few
students showed up for these m~t ·
mss.
Each co.ndidate gave 1 p11bhe pr&·
e.nt-1\t:Jon Jo which stUdent$ wete m·
vtted. Agnint few bolhttcd 10 au end.
F'm.tlty, eatb candJdnte taught a
clas&. The Rcn~~ nnnlists taught
a set'tion of Engli$h 206-Gr~g V t:t:r
man wu 11 student in th&t Sl.>etion
The MUdent tepre.sentauve $ and l
stayed belnnd aOcr .the t&mdtd.t~ left
t.nd asked fot student reactions. Every
comment that was mnde was reported
to the S¢<U'Ch Committee and given a
great deal of we1gbt ln 3dWtion, we
invited the student& in the class to
~peak priYate)y, either to me or to one
of the ~tudcnl representatives. or to
write to u..~ anonymously tfthey wished
co s:sy anything they didn't ful com­
fortable swting pubhdy
Nol one student from this clttSs
cv~.V contancd me. So. 1 could not
ogtee Wllh Greg more when he sug­
gest' lluu stUdents shOuld bcconccmt:d
about searches and ~ould mvolve
them!lolvcs irt the ptocess. but m n
timely fa.~hlon when\tcansuU mnlc~ a
difference. Whnt C.'tnc lly Mt. V ~mM thinl\s
,, tC' bu gnitwJ by wnting 11 hlll\!t full
of mi~infurmuti on .u thu. late dttlc.,l
don 'c know Rut, to cntltnlo ques .
tion th\! qualifications of .1 candiontc
who h11.' ulr\!udy been hired wiK!n he
hod n chnn\.'c to &peal<. before .shewn,
lur ~ 'IIJ akes me .as irrc~•ponsihl~
Nc,r. I "ould like ro sny n few
murc "'llrtl~ 3bout the hot i._sue of
.. cholar hip und the role it ~;houM
play in humg rmd tcnurmg f3culty. I
bdic\'e o~ mo.sl ,,r the :;tudcm .. ~ do
who ha\'U wuttcn to the Leg that
tcuching il' the mo!'t important critc-
011 for a r.u:uhy momoor 111 thu insll
tut1on. 1 dl> not agNC.. however. th.n
~cholur snip is unimportant. and l'U
tell you why.
l think it i.o; cJUromcly important
tl1a\ faculty :\Ubmit tltcm-.clvcs to the
~rune dtscaphne to \VIut h they cx})\'~ 1
then s1udcnt~ to !>Ubnut lfwo cxpcc.-t
our 'l(IIUcOL'i to wrttc wc:U Md to be
ovuJu.ucd on UU.)lf writing, then we
~hould do tht; same.
f Cart J lot less about where and
how much a fncully member pub­
lishes than 1 do that they Wfll\l fre.
qucnLly nnd su~Htheir work to the
C\•uluauon o( lhcit peers
1 can ~}1npalhuc wtth a '"udcnt
who is having a hard tunc gcuing his
or her the~i~ straight. because 1 have
a h11rd time getting mme $ll'1Ught too.
When I ask: students to revise and
then revise !\gam. [ um only asking
them to do what 1 do
Writmg not only keeps me lntel­
ICQ~ally al1ve. but it ltc.cps mo
humble This lS not a refic:.etion on
the scholunhlp or writing of any
cand1date fot a fncultypositionorfor
tcnu1e, tt ct simply u suuement ol
pnnciplc lhill 1 think needs 10 be
made atlhis momct\l m LC s history.
And finally.l would like to say u
few words about quest10rung author
lty l'm illJ for it. } think 8~1C
lnquir) is one of the best thin~ that
ev\!rhilppened to the LL curriculum .
1 also know th:n m B J .. stud'--n~ 8.lu
Laughtto weigh all the evide:u:e. get
their ructs Jtro.ight and not to omit
imPQrt.:.mt e\ tdence tn presenung
their argument.
!>o. l 8~ :\, that fmally it'~ tht
tt.achcr m me thnt made mo decide L
hnd to WlSWcrOrug Vccrman 's tcuer
pubhcly l.llld ~et a~ much of the rt:e­
ord su.ught ~ ~,;onfidcnuultty wiU
allow
DoRol H\' BeRKSON
(HAIR OP Tlf6 ENCLISU Dt:PART~
Ml: I FAMOUS
As DEPARTING Sl
•
-Mssssss Aug
Stop thi~
BY 0R6W WILLIAM S
Stncc I was an elc11
learned about the htstory
Amenca. I hnve mnrvel1
cat ton and mtelhgence of
lather& So would 'omc<
gct to thiS country, the Ur
The country I live in sur
govcmmcnt/~oplc hilS c
philo~ophy b) whtch \hi
For example:, how o
burning or the Americ-ar
This is a DIRECT vtol
Women
BY LARA A SLUURC.
"WHATEV I
WHEREEV
YES MEAN
AND NOM:
Why are those w<
Why are they betng s
Self Defense. HPE II
tenn at Lewts and Clat L--------------------------__;;;..-----------"1 self·defense class ac
MAY 25, 1990 lence agamst wome•
soctely, real on our can
an all.emauve to IL
Leammg :;elf deft~
pro'lldes the skills <1
whether to fight back 1
OUt the ChOICe IS a Vt()
has self-defense sktli
use Lhem ts a pactfist
One Wtlh Hcan Figh!
severnl thmgs lhat rna!
ent from other self·d~
The philosophy of1 breaks Lhe masks an1
anger have layered o
life. No person sho
where they want. wh<
want, weanng what !
should be m uncoml
cause lhey don't ha
what tS wrong, cnu
When lhe bamcrs of
women cun begm to
and be all Lhc woma
A common rcspon
taken other sclf-dcfc
MAY 25, 1990 • I
l 'e'\ \'orkcr Accepts LC Pre$idency-Dr. Michael ~looney be­
came president of Lewis and Clark Colltge on July I, 1989.
S. .P.A. urfaces al L -LC ~nhletics, looking to make a change
in fan participailon, established a new organization to promote a sense of
pride and unity among the students in regard to athletics .
L Build· Beller Future fur Student ·-New and returning stu­
denLS were greeted with newly renovated dormitories and classrooms in
September I 989.
'ARA LC students began a new chapter of the National Abor-
tion Rights Aclion League which met every week.
tudents CauUoned,. exual Attack Occurs Outside of Temple­
ton-During September security reponed that a student was sexually as­
saulted by the bridge near KLC.
PAGES A Douglas Fir tree behind the Manor House toppled over during the~ ·ain storms;, Jmuuuy
tudents Prote t id to El ahador-Appro,imatel) 22 Portland
area umvef'dly student gathered outside the office ot Represl!ntative Ron
\Vyden in early October to protest U.S. militat) atd to f.: l Salvador's
AR[~ A government.
A~'assin Game: It'll Kill You-About 80 daring people pajd a
dollar ea<.h to JOlll in this game. hoping to keep alive longer than anyone and
enJOY the pre'\tige of wmmng the Assassm Game
LC tudents Arre ted, Brutalized at Prott ~~t Pollee arrested 21
persons, mc.ludmg several LC students, demonstraung outstde the Portland
Htlton llotellast fall when VIce-President Dan Quayle spoke at a fun­
drJiser.
Terwilliger Con truction Considered Inconvenience Terwtlliger
Bh·d. was under heavy construction at lhe beginmng of thts year leaV1ng
many headaches m the mtnds of LC students, faculty. staff and admimstra-
• non.
Homophile e'\pre es concern over support-Harrassment and
lack of suppon by R As. faculty and administration noted by Homophile
group in Letter to the Editor in October.
Ta\k Force to Evaluate Alcohol Policy -An eleven member com
mitll::e began evaluaung the pohcy la~t fall and has submitted a revtsed one
for tinul approval.
Attack uspect Arraigned, LC ~tudent defend self again l
su,pected burglar during break-in-A 32 year old man from Eugene was
<.;harged with tirst-degree burglary and anempted rape of aLe\.\ 1s and Clark
srudem last tall afler attempting to attack a
female student
LC elected for National Gender
.. tudy-LC ts one of ten colleges selected
for a mrec-year national study of women,s
studte\ and gender programs by the National
\\omen·::.. Studies A~socianon al the Univer­
~IIY o1 ~taryland
Full Divestment from South t\frica
rged-Students still had quesuons wbclhcr
or not the school had fully divested from
South Africa. Dr. Mooney checked and
found out that in fact the school is now fully
divested.
Appcall\-1ade for 10n-Varsity
Athletic Teams-Club sports have griev­
ances about lhe fact that there is no field to
play home games upon were voiced. This
• shared by both lhe ~
were not able ro ~
tu&.uall Ends 7-3 ea
... u, team made 1 t to t
~ascm for the first tir
a Better Rugby 1
ru-r... rugby club ellJOJ
~asom which culmmal
la, Montana in th~ •
•••
I I .
~.nter
• in the , torm, Higl
Around LC Cam
when a Dougl~
y .. "w Li brat) and whe
Jtt\vinds in January
Vice-Preside
was named to fi 11 th
ac ring dean. Jen11
1, 1990
ows LC with $5 pltolo by Ken Poppa
shared by both the Men sand Wom en·~
were not able to play on the Griswold
tball Ends 7-3 Season in High pir-
ll team made h m the post-season play-
;~un for the hrst orne m 43 years.
a Better Rugby Team Than LC's
......,.., rugby club enJoyed many vtctones
whic.h culmtnated at the Mag-
la~ Montana in the Spnng.
t in the .. torm, High \Vinds, Rain
Around LC Campu~ LC suffers
tonn when a Douglas Ftr crashes down
ua.uw Ltbrary and when Olher trees were
sin January
med Vice-Pre~ident for Academic
v. as named to fi II the posmon which ts
acong dean. Jenmfer Johnson She
1~ 1990
dows LC with 5.5 million gift-65
uld be created from the largest gift LC has ever rcccivl'd.
Shuftlc .. chedulc Finalized The !-illUIIIc. which
bcg~1n this year, is n \\'U)' for students to get around the area
when the Tri-Mc1 ~ervice is not availnble.
Pcnk "'eel<, ~lid-term, mid-\\ inter Ooldruru
Cured by \Vork.shops. Play l>OUJ!h. i\1cxicun lieslu­
Sophornorc Slump turned into Peak \Veek this year to help
with those mid-college cri:>c ..
.. Gutlc!)..'i' Log Faces Prnpa~anda Accusalions ­
Pioneer/..og coverage und criricalne!-iS of issues were criti­
cized in Letter to the Editor.
RcJ!istration Dilemma. Parts of the Ne\\ Procr s
arc "rihc:ucd. But Some Sec Places \Vhere Impnn•c­
ments Ha" c Been 1\:ladt'-The new computer registration
process wa~ u:-.cd tor schcdu ling Spring and Fall I Y90
classes.
LC Student" Protest 1\'TcDonald'.. College stu­
dtnt~ from around Ponland rallied at the oowntown
McDonalo's last term to protest Lhe fast-food restaurant s
refusal to comply with Ponlanu'.s new law banning the ~ale
of products packaged in polystyrene.
(icneral .. peaks to Opinionated Audience ­
General \Villiam \Vestmoreland addres.ed 600 members of
the LC community to cheers and jeers in the Agnes
Flanagan chapel.
<..o\ered with c;;now-Late openings and school
closures ht6hllghted a week in February due to winter
stonns.
Informative Flyer, Thought to be Offen~h c.
Banned From Saga-SuSA anempted to distnbute a tlycr
that gave informauon on 5ale and unsafe condoms
Templeton Await· ummer Remodeling During
the summer between one and a half to two mllhon dollars
w11l be used to renovate the eating areas and the rooms on
the mam floor of Templeton -
Homebrew Confiscated from Forest Dorm­
Armdst controversy. Forest RD Bob Reed and LC security
confiscated 25 gallons ot fennenting liquid and beer and
eqUipment from Alder A-10.
Tuition Increase till ndetermined-LC will
have a tuition increase m the 'ingle digits next year.
Mooney declared that a 11 pen:ent increase, echoing last
years increase, would not happen again thts year.
Gender and the Politics of Change Irene I\ a
tividad. immediate past president of the National \Vomen's
PohticaJ Caucus. and Joy Harjo, native amencan poet spoke
at thts years gender studies sympo ·ium.
Controvcr~v . urrounds Recent Tenure -Decisions Amtdst toncrovcrsy rwo professors; Carol
• • OVle • avorttes
.se.~. lu:s and videotape
Indiana Jone~ and rile Last Crusade
Bill and Ted's £.tcelle111 Adventure
Heatht-rs
Drugstore Cowboy
Roger and Ale
Do ·nw Right Thing
Teenage Muram Ninja Turtles
The Cook. 1he Thief. his Wife ami her LO\'er
Say Anything
Baunan
Pretty "'oman
The Hum for Red October 9/15/R9 Copeland-Student~ drutktng on (;ampus. n ~.cd to
,lump out dnnks.
10/2189 [)omJ-Watcr balloons Lhro\1.11 at Dommo" dc.hvcr)
per on.
10.(23/lNHu and run motor vchtclc acctdcnt.
l/24f}O BJ~eball field-Che' y bl:u.er lucl. in NE ~tdc
field.
l/27/90 Pamphn-Gold rolex wntrh stolen from gym locker.
2/8/90 Aldcr-Homcbrcw found bcmg m.1dc m howcr.
brew d•sposed and paraphcmah3 conlisc-..tl!!d.
4/8/'JIJ Templeton-Students caught m frcca:r .
.S/10f)l1 Odell Manm-M3I1JWina plan\ found groy;mg be·
hmd bUilding.
4/12/90 lloward-Studcnt refused to ptcl. up l.)ommo'splt.t.a.
4/20/90 Stcwan-Domcsllc mctdtnt b!twccn couple.
4/29190 Sccunty Oflicc-Officc nnd officer egged "'1th 24
hnrdbotlcd and ruw egg .
5/1/90 Akin-Mcc.hcal cmcrgcnl.")'. studcul aucmpted to
descend fire escape and fell.
513190 Copcland-MischiC\•ious damage, warcr balloon fired
into student's windoY..
5/11/90 Pampun-Susp iclous male m womeu 's bathroom.
lrt:.'llJassing: subject apprehended nftcr foot chase b)' Portlnnd
Police and LC security; uspcct had t..., o outStanding war rams.
Capelli. department of Psychology; and James
Russell, department of Busincs and Administrative
Studies; were denied tenure. llcrschel Snodgra.s~.
depallrnent of Physics. was given tenure. Richard
Polley. department of Business and Adminisuative
Studies, ageed to withdraw his bid lor tenure for
one year.
"3.2 Million Endowed for Facultv Di \ i-•
sion Chnirs--President Michael ~looney an-
nounced on April 16 that three faculty chairs would
be established in the College of Art. and Science.
in the excess of Lhrec: million dollar~
Le\\ is and Clark CeJebr=tt ~ the Earth­
Sunday, Apnl 22 marked the l\"t>nneth anniversary
of the premiere environ menta; C!11iightenmcm v. ith
events scheduled at LC and ill over the world.
Ba eball Team Head to · I
"hampion ships the LC baseball team is going to
the N AlA World Series for the ftr.st time after
claJmtng the Area One Championship title.
"The weariest nights, the longe t
days, sooner or later must come to an
end.'1
-Baroness Orczy
, . ,.
•
p.oto by Km Pappa
PACE9 •
' •
• • FORU •
''VAR I'JG! THIS COll t\IL \1 \'t BE f:>Al':GERC)U<; Tl1 YOL R h\l.SE Sr '~h OF SECURIT Y BY STEPHAN Fox
Higher education: Who's running the game?
Amcnc:-.n "'an N proud of many
thmgs: une ol them ~~ our S)~tcm of
education. Follo'"'ing its revolunon
Amcnca ' ll! bcmg tran.,.founcd po·
liti Alb undcoonomi~all~ . The I:Ound
ers had reahzed that the gcnenl pt..lpU·
las "'llS unable to keep up '' ith the
qui k pace of change. It "'as decided
that educnuon of the masses mtght he
a cure. JloliUC'UU\S C\.'CJl \\ ent -;o fullS
10 ''Tllc a Ill\\ gt\•mg all Amcncnns a
nght to an cdu bon. h "11.: a true
rcvoluuon.
Amen en besnn to do "hnt 11 ha'
done best: produce quanUt) \\hik
snctificing quality. One worn school·
hou.o;c." fKDng UJl c' I!!)' Where Titcy
prov1ded the t: lose nucntion needed m
a mal\ 10\\ n. With the advent af the
mdu<:tnill fC\1)1UlJQn, our cities and
cl1ools h\!gM to gro\\. and t~chmg
mctJuxis changed until s.uil4ble to the
counuies mdustry. As the '"'or'-: m•
cn:.nsc:d andtfficuhy,Mldld lhcschool­
ing. 11us S) stem helped Amcnca V.'ln
t\\0 world "'ars. m3intnin the Cold
\\'ar ddc:ruc. and put a man on the
moon. Accomplishment!o any nation
can be proud of: e.sp!cially one less
thnn t" o hundred year.; old.
W c :u-c stlll using this system, even
though America and the "orld has
moved bc\'ond the need for w:u. The • old S) stem lS no longer appropriate :
our growth has been stunted "ith our
settling into adequ.nc). rather than
progress.
Mlllly people have bc.en saying.
"Well. \\hat can I do7lt's in the hands
()£the poliucians . We all know they
arc oorrupl. Thc:rc'3 no hope." I'"·e
u~ Jm .. •ArnA.~ B. Po:-..1
One feaz that "e all sh!U"e is fall­
ing asleep at the wheel, Ciguralively or
liu:ralh. You blow, at fU"St there is •
nothmg on the radio but caller.; from
Hwntulips, North Dakota. telling Sally
Jesse Raphael and her three listeners
theu respccuve problem": then it's the
Barry Manilow tribUie how followed
by the Rev. Schembaugh's \r'oiu of
lvne.ricanism.
WeU, on a Ja1e night ride back
from Seaulc: not too long ago, I hAd the
di.saete pleasure and good fortune to
pass Ha.n\llton Fanns. Mind you, this
-.s no ordinary f ann: rather. it is the
home or one of the better ~en:is.e.s of
the ftrll amendment. a sizable bill­
board "'ith a fme lilcness of Uncle
Scm and a mes~ge th11 is changed
often. bur one that never changes
nonetheless . I always look forward to
a new, sligh!ly right-of..unter mes·
nge each Lime I pus by, JUSt south of
the Skoolrumc:huk River.
This time. ol' Sam looked troub-­
led. As I mldt my way lhrough the
rught.l realized that Sam was trying to
tell me something, wmething that had
apparently shaken him when be no­
tioed and even more when he decided
to tell me EA.Rlll DAY ACT!VISJS
IN DC. LEFT BEHIND 9 TONS OF
TRASH -HYPOCRITES'~ Probably
50, Sam I realized I no longer had to
1top for coffee; I was wide awake. In
fac:L. my mind &luted racing so fast.. J
felt myself leave the car IS my mind
took me on a high·speed advcnwre ...
I envisioned myself 11 diflerent
Earth Day rallies, speeches, garden
parues, and so forth tlult took place
around the coun&ry on the given day. I
began to thut.k back to £31lh Day,
1980. when Ms. Belanger took my
J~th grade clus to Redwood Park for
an Earth Day celebration . Would thu
MAY 25, 1990 he:u-d it bc.-n ~nidon cc too many time~
:~t th1s cll1l11l. Ucc.nt.Jl.C there 1~ "orne·
thmg \\'e c.nndo tlut 1s within the rc.1ch
of the :-tudcnts, faculty und ndmmi­
Strlltlon.
We can be playc:r5-m the rl"COO·
strucuan of the lughcr educnlional
~}:-tcm. \\'e mu.;t fort;e n ne" pnlh
]CJI.ding away from the current -.ystcm.
\\' c mll<t "ork no". TilC:Je nrc force"
plannms ~ nys to mnsntamthe system
~hich produce. <> \\orkcn; onl) for the
factories and lhe "nr mechant m. The
Top50Corpornuon~ ul Amcr1Cft, hn\ c
sat do" n nnd prndu~;cd n plan for the
colle&c studcnu; future. These force~
of the corporotc world SD)', "We mu~t
Cllnlinuc ~ uh thi" ")"•tcm Producing
clli:r.cn~ "' ho ~ 111 wot kin the tlc tone.-..
Only then ~ill Arncri\'a bt! suong . .. ugnm.
I SB}. "Onl) m the .sptnl or Amen·
c1111 dcnl,lCrJC) and true rcfom1 can
the spuucrmg ot.luc-JIIon system pro­
vide Amcrit'a w1th a strong future."
Wlthout some nction soon. here i~
what "'ill happen. ( Someofitalrc3d)
has.) Tiu: CO\ I of attending -an IOSUIU·
lion ofhighcr education is rising. Soon
the coo;t wi11 cCLSil~ ~ SSO,OOO to
Sl2.'i,OOO for a four year degree. To
oomplemcnt that the government fund·
ing of college scholarships has been
cut almost every )'C41' sino: Rugan
and Bush took office. Colleges arc
raising the requirements for ad.mLS
sion. You arc no long~r gua.rnnt«d a
spot at a state school even With a GPA
o{ 2.75.
Fewer IU\d {ewc:r High School
:<>tudcntS ue goms on to collc:gc:
be the same? Ma> be I might run in to
some of my old sixth grade chums.
like Colin Campbell and Evan Price.
Alas. it wa..~ not to be.
1 found myself. finL. in our
nation's hwnble capiLa.J at the scene of
the crime. v;here I found styrofoam
cups cmblaz.oned with the apptopriate
Earth Day slogaJU and symbols. I
discovered lh.Dt Marion Barry is no
longer the most notonous criminal
andfraudm Wuh.mgton . Th.enlfound
myself a.t Crissy Field m San Fran·
cisco, where the baule lme.s had been
drawn between those }<:clung to have
plastu; (r~:ad.: disposable ) cutlery and
those who suggested the lander. gen.
tler wooden variety. And then it rut
me: if I would have known tha.t they
were looking for a fme. fmi.s.hed wood
product at this grand celebration . 1
could have done a little clearcuuing ,
carried the logs to Japan to be milled,
and floated the forks and knives ove.r
via the kindness of the Pacific Ocean.
Problem .solved.
Somewhere along the line. J
managed to find a copy of our own
homegrown OrttgonuJn. It wu $Uch a
l"lief to thumb through the pages,
knowmg that all would be w~U back
, home. unllll made my way to an msen
prov1ded by our friends at Mervyn's ,
the noted envtrOruncntal retaJ.I estab­
lishment. They had produced a color·
ful brochure, with a catchy dcclaranon
about how they were concerned about
everything in general and nothing in
particular; it was,l suppose, par for the
course. IS far as the usual hip Earth
Day banter went. Each page, with its
modeb wearing the appropriate Earth
Day attire, had a liule t..ip on how the
reader could do things to get a cicke1 to
ride on the Ew-th Day bandwagon.
One chestnut dc.scrtbed. in C$.Sence.
how one could save.enough eteclncity Amem:a 'li pa.-.~pmt to the mu .. llllc cln!;o;,
II )'l'l\1 hove t~.td Lite ''ant •• d._, you
nottce the a "u t nl>IJUllt)' of the j'''
nrc 'Cf\'l~".C mdu.slJ) ut nunimum "age
to sn dullar' rut hour l11c ,)thcr JOhs
m'·olve p~e>t trrumng or mMc h~ely n
~ollcgc degree \\'hen read lrom 11
u1tnblc di.<>lance \'ll\1 sec th.at thi is o
~
subtk method of mcrcllSmg the poor/
worl..ing cln!: nnd feeding the grc~d of
the chtc sodctv m t\mcnca. Th1s -di\ ll>IOn ntUSI be !:IOJJp•:d before It
n:~eh~ the pr\>J)-1rtwn tl1nt nrc .seen
m the thsrJ \\or IJ countracs around th.:
"t1rld.
~ lnkc) our .self a" arc. ·nllll is step
numb.:r one. S•mlc ol you ma) ~ay,
"But. that is wha1larn in cnllcgc for."
l bdicvc '•lU, How~v cr th~rc arc. •
~omc thmp ~ luch t.hc college keep-.
from the studcnL,, TI10sc ''!lungs"
mclndc knowledge ul how th.: tl~·
dcm1C' \\ orJJ "ork , and t11e powt'r to
change 1t • .Michael ~1uoncy recent I)
c.\plaincd, in a tudcnt forum. thut
qudcnts JU\l can '1 kno\\ about the
nc:ndanic WClrld,thc.rc llre people who
have <.pcnt their live m the held who
arc miling the dccis1oru . You don't.
kno\\ enough translate: to you must
be controlled -the logic of tyranny.
Titc studi:nlS at Mills College Jn
Oakland have ju:.t come face to face
with this unlonun:stc reality. Thetr
Board of Trustees dec tded to change
the all v.·omen · s college to a Co-edu·
cational institution The tcll.Son given
was stnctly fin~c1 al, and in lhr stu
dents mmd!i, showed no regard fer the
quality or type of educo.lion offered.
The students at Mills did not tak·
by recycling a mgle;. alwninum canto
powe.r 111elcvi.~ion set for three hours.
1 couldn't wait to get home as I began
to imagine the incredible effect of
chowing a six-pack and tubing it for
eighteen hours. The made·for·the·
'-ASl-wasteland miniseries would
probably be fmished by then, nil owing
me to relive the entire affair
Considenng that Mervyn's i~
indeed the nagsrup department r.torc
for the Barth Decade, I found it curl
ous that they are nill ho.wking stone
W11Shed blue Jeans The mmc:ruls rc·
qwred to get the dc.c;ued eOcct. of
course. require surface mining and. m
some cases, srrip mining to obt111n
Thes-e practices, and espcc1ally the
laoer, are definitely not envli'Orunen ·
tally sound Strip mining does to the
envtrOrunenl much like what Mount
St. Helens did to itself.
Exhausted, I was ftnally back in
Portland. my adventure was over, or
was it? The Dave Frohrunayer for
Governor campaJgn had somehow
lwed you-know who to town for an
exclusive S 1,000 n plate brca.k!ast.
Con.sidenng that the environmental
president was so unw1lhng to take a
stand, so to speak, on the whole timber
issue, I thought1t1romc t.hat he would
dare set foot m the st.a~ espccuslly
w1th the big dny and 1ts events so fresh
m ou1 rrunds. G1ven thts and the fact
that Mr. George's offenngs seem n btL
on the lean side the.se day Myway,
perhaps it would have been oppropri·
ate to have served up a diet plate
l haven't had reason to make a
pilgrimage to Hamilton Fanns sin~
that night. but 1 can stiU set SIUll,
looking unsettled. his hat off cent.er,
his beard a bit scraggly.
And to know thut a man in his
condition saved me ftom ccnain doom
that. night... mg lh1" uttado; lighth Tiley took uc
lion of tllclJ' o\\n Titcy Clltnplctd) '
shut do"n the <,chool by blocking the
:uJ.nunbtra tivc building~ and strikmg
from cl.l<;~. Tile) complain th111 Slll·
dl"JliS have ~\;:n tgnored or shut out ol
the,, adcmu:procc."" for too lang. nnd
they nrcn 't somg 10 take it .my more
The) promi!'cd to clo~c the o;chool
mddinitclv unte..-.~ the trU~tccc; reverse
~
tl1e1r decision, nnd the chnir"omcn
and oollcge president re..o;ign.
'01cy were succc..,,.ful. La~t "ccJ.:
then Bo.ud uf Tru~t~'> d.:c1dcc.J to
rcvcr!.C their decision. A dc.'ll '" n.o; • worked uut \\here the alumni \\ouJ.I
conuihute mor~ and the studcnLo; wuuld
mol!usc tl1i"r parttclpation in t11.: rc
CnJIIU\g pNCl'!.S
The action of tht: ~hll!; students
!>hould not be ovmlookc:.d The) p(lt·
tend the rc·cmergcncc of the -.tudent
voice. As studcnLo; it is our JOb to nlJke
the ninctics succeed wl1crc the si,.tic..'
fa1lcd.
Tiu.-rc arc thing~ we cun U(l right
now right here at Lewis and Cltulo:. We
mu)tdo rorCuppdliand Krueger what
Bo~lon Umvcrsity did for Mary D.al)'·
On May 3. u.lmost one hundred !>tU.
dents rallied to show our ruppott for
the faculty and disdllm for the poor
tenure dc:Clsions of Mtchael Mooney.
That mu!>t beooly the beg1M1ng: whL-n
you see s1gns mv1ring the :.tudents to
rally, at lend I
LC students have al'>o been mecl
ing with Jennifer Johnson and other
members of the admmJ.Stration to c\­
ungulsh the idea that studeniS dc..c;irc
Stewart and Piau to have smgle seA
MONDAY b.uhrooms . (t\ silly tden wluch the
administ ration obtllined through
sources unkm)\llm ).
Here. and tlCross the U.S .. wc 1tre
~ccing tllc administrations continued
acuon o( ignoring tl1c '\tuden&s. We
nrc "oonunoditJc:..,," I bchcvc that is
ho" Mr. fvhxmeypul it The metaphor
IS ollcgc AS hig busmc.ss. Education
is an mvc..;tmcnt Students a.c: prod
ucts. The Trustees w1d Admini!:trn.
tors n..c; Chcnts. owners and manage.
mcnt • they get richer b) the S\1. Clll of
our hro~ •
ln my book tltat re l(ls: onl) the
rich cun affurd hl mvcst: :;o the rich gc•
educated 'Inc stmknl.o; who finan.:"
the sdtnol ar~ nm tl\rough on u 'on
vc}'<H hdt of c.duruuon when an .my
nonnJl hu,inc.ss thtl<;C who pay lor the
JOb arc the clients. 11u .. • Trustees and
Admini~trato~ have obviously sci up
thl' sy,tem to reap o profit: like nny
good bu~mc."s num or woman would
do.
Ml)Oncy's concept of college a.., 1
bu.,incs' 1s flawed. College is rncunt
to prcpaiel>ludcnts to chnngc the world,
not conform to the mold those m power
<oc.c fit to force us into Somewhcrt
over the past twenty or so years tha.
idea wos pu~hcd aside. tn favor of tll;
Great Green C,od, MONEY
I call lor a dta.log on the furu.rc of
education Some new system to in­
clude the pos•uve.; from the post :md a
new, but perhaps nsky, concept of
education
1 am wtlhng to start now In tact!
hBvc. I'll sec you nt the next studcnl
rally on cumpu.o;.
Wmona was JUSl sitting there. minding her own mind Suddenly. a tnll
gorgeous dude on a bicycle rode by and completely tgnorcd her WmonAJ was
~onvulsed ut fit of dcsperauon "Where do they c:ome from'>" She moaned.
Why do they torture me like th1s?"
J~pcrello.. her fash1o~:consult.ant friend, tried to comfon her "Cheer up,
W1~, Jaspcrella coaxed. He probably didn't have a very good home life."
Thanks, Jaspcrella," sobbed Wmona, "You .say the mcest thmgs."
TUESDAY
The next day Winona's eX·stcp-brothcr m law Burlingcr fell m love nnd
started to live happily ever after "h' s grcnt.'' he snsd. "you should try tl
someume"
"No. no." ciBJmed Winona, "I'm too busy think.ng about drug nddlcd
Cambochn and the Greenhouse Effect. I barely even have 11me to dwell on pro.
life fi~h killers or the arms race. 1 mean, can you honestly tell me that love 1s
more 1mponantthan goldfiSh?"
"Well, I JUSt thought you might be interested." srud a much befuddled
Burlmgcr "1 know how much you love a happy endmg "
"Nor anymore.'' she replied. "Now r JUSl crave world peace, whether it
makes anyone happy or not."
WEDNESDAY
Winona came unglued when her favonle radio St.allon played "You ughL
Up My Ltfe" e1ght times tn a row
"Maybe J should Just shoot mySelf now," Wmona burbled
::Do you have a gun?" asked Wmona's true fnend and confidant Eulalia.
Just a squut gun that the Space Hound lovers used to battle the adrmmstrn -
uon with," stud Winona.
"Fil11t w1th home brew," suggested Eulaha "Shoot yourself repeatedly "
THURSDAY .
Wmona was drenched in homebrew, hanging out w1th her second best
friend Ortis, telling him all her woes.
"It's men." she sighed. "Or rather the lack of them "
"Well, you lcnow," he replied tentatJvely, "What about me?''
"You don't-hie -really count as oman man. Ortu," she s1ud, "Real men o.re
total soangers."
''Why's that. I wonder" asked Orus
"Because men are totally strange," she responded
FRIDAY
"I heard chocolate makes you feel loved. Win." said J aspcreiJa. "Maybe you
need more chocolnte in your life. •·
''Nope.." sa.Jd Wmona. ''I'm going to run away to drug· ridden Cambodia ."
"What aboutdrug -nddcn Louisiana 7" suggC.\Ied Eulalia. "I hear everyone • s
gomg ·•
SATURDAY
On Saturday. a tall gorgeou!> dude on a btcycle rode up to Winona o.nd tried
to pay attention to her. In a fit of ecstasy, Wmonn completely 1gnored h1m
"Finally!" she: exclauncd 10 ill I her fiends. ''I love a happy ending." .
PACE10 •
~tne~
II~' JUI,IP VF.N/\UI ES
Cinema famdi.w, v
dtrcctcd by Giuseppe Tf
not a typical love story
uhout a man and a worr
romhmauons of such).
about a boy's love aHa
rnovics. It is about Lhl
films and the ways in wh
... ha~ our lives. For t
reason alone, lhis movie
be missed.
Tcn·ycar~old Salvau
mre Ca-;cio) is obsessed
the point of neglecting
Jamtly duucs He spcn1
\\atchmg the town's pfi
Alfredo (Phillipc Noire
sole "movtc theatre" ir
·town of Gtancaldo I le L
the way~ of frlm as we
beyond the constrcUnts <
town.
The monc is playe<
Oashback of Salvatore
hfc. His hfc d~.:cision
largely based on hrs <!
with movie' and Alfred
Cinema Paradiso W4
Academy Award for 81
F1lm for good rca'ion. 11
ts wonderful, the ciner
Percussic
Ensemb
plans fu
concert
perform
COMPilED FROM PRESS
The Lewis afld C'
s•on ensemble wtU
mg th1s Sunday. Ma
p.m. m lhe EvWls A
The program wtll co
dltional Brnzllmn a
ptcccs as well as
AmeriCM composers
and Rouse
Performers tncJu
Beck, Doug Bokosk ~
ster. Rene Ormce-Jar
Jenkins, Tom Pc
Rodhouse and
Mark Goodenbcrgc ·
directing the conce
Tins marks lhc
ensemble's fLCstfull
fonnancc and it pro
extremely exclt.mg
t.aining. Don't mi~
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MAY 25, 1990 FEATURES
.... -•
.......... tnema • II "ree rates ove ara tso ce e
IJY jUUI VI 'IAfll llS
Cint-IIW rawcii.w, \\'tiltCII and
darcc.tc.d by Giuseppe Tornutorc. is
nnt a typical love story It is not
h about a man and a woman (or any
comhmauuns of such). ln I act, it is
ze about a boy'~ love affair with the
movies 1l is about the magic ol
c ·films and the ways Ill which movies
IS I 1. e h • , " HIIJI! our tvc..o;;. ror t 1:-o untquc
r rc~son alone, this movie should not
llC missed.
Ten-year-old Salvmorc (Salva­
\! torcCuscio) is obsessed with film to
of the poi.m ol neglecting ~chool and
lamily duties. He spcndc; his days
he watching the town's projectioni st,
•et Alfredo (Phillipc NOJrct) run the
c~ sole "movac thcatr<!" m tbc small
'"' town of G1ancaldo He teaches hun ny thm ''modem .. lilmgocr have not
experienced .
The mustc bJ•Ianccs he tween the
very JOyful nnd the more poignant
moments. Ennio Mornconc. (fhe
,\-fl., ion. J'lte Untouchables, Casu·
alttes ofW ar) wrote the score whtch
supplies a significance to the film,
almO!)l separately from the rest of
lhc movie.
Although it i an Italian lilrn
(with Enghsh subtitles), the ampor­
lance of il! subjc(:L maucr wtll not
be lost on the American nuLhcncc.
The love of movies has found Its
way inro the 1990's wallt no prob­
lems from tclcvi ton or thcgrowmg
v1dco market.
he the ways of I 1Im as well as hvmg
hi beyond the const.ruinLS of their tiny
up town gnese Nano (top) and Marco Leonardi (bottom) play reunited lovers in Cinema Pa is
Photo courtny of MmmAAx With ~uch un emphasis l>n spe­
cial effects and the spoon-fed stu·
ric...'i of the Spctlbcrgs and the
Luc.:a.~s. it is rcfre: hing and c.x­
u:cmLiy touching to see a movie
which celcbro t~'i iiS very e tsLanc.c
and history. m The movie i'\ played through a
•
.tid flashback of Salvatore later tn his
hfe. His hfc dcc.asions have been
sa largely based on his ell.pcriencc.s
mt with movies and Alfredo
·ld. Cinema Paradiso won the 1989
~·o Academy Award lor Best Foreign
.rt F1lm for good rea,on. The dtrcction
ll1
lh< 1s wonderful, the cmemmog raphy breathtaking and the acting superb.
The movie spans nearly thtny years
and il is accomplished with an ex­
traordinary amount of care and at­
tention to detail.
The boys whoponrny Salvatore
as a young boy and a teenager, had
never seen a movie in a movie the·
atrc before filming, and the ex pres-sions of delight on their faces at the
appropriate times arc absolutely
pricclc.-;s "lot only arc they seeing
movie.~ for the ftrSt lime as thier
chamcters, but in real life as well. It
torcc.s the audience to abandon their
own ophistic.ation and jaded view ·
of lilm like no other movie I have
seen. Every ounce of fascination wit.h
movie from seeing your very first
screen kis to watching the same
movie over and over again bccau-;e
of t.he novehy is explored with a
definite pa..s.sion. The way in which
the movie thcarrc joins the small
community together brings a great
deal of credence to films in gcncr-.JI For anyone who has lost the thrill
when the hghts go do"" n, or for
those of us who still delight in see­
ing t.hc previews which precede the
feature. Cm~mn Pamdtso wtll make
you faJl in love with the movies all
• over agatn .
• WISt an out wit • wtn ;~~ Percussion
da
or Ensemble
~l' plans full
concert
performance
COMI"JU!O fROM PRESS REPORTS av Scorr P.RE.Nol!RcASr "Twin P\!aks." Bob IS a mcechangc
lrom the spoiled debutante w1th a
boule of c )"'dOJde and the mnltc to us
vel wit.h a vcngcanct.; who populate
t\ Is. Lansbury' s show. Bob may not
even be lhc killer. Bob is only one
of nl!arly 30 potential murderers.
(I· d like to sec Angie get in the ring
wuh Bob. or the Log Lady, or any
Tnin Peuks casL member for t.hat investigaung the secrets that Laura
Palmer d1cd wtth.
After dec.ad~ of tnsmnt death
on Gunsmoke and Mwmi Vice, we
don't expect Lynch to focus on t.hc
emotional impact of a violent crime.
of rope and murder.
One hour after Angela Lansbury
has cleaned up and signed off Sarnh
Palmer is till sobbing, and S(;rcam-While Lynch IS busy promoting
his new film. Wrld at 1/earr, and
pursuing projccLc; h1s rcccm ~u css
has made pos.."iiblc. he may not have
much time 1.0 give to telcvbaon's
newcsLhiL Lynch directed only t.he
pilot and tbe t.hird episode. None of
the other directors have been able to
match t.hc ~pine-tingling rerror of
Lynch':\ dream sequence in the red
room.
l
s
• The Lewis and Clark perc us·
ston ensemble wdl ~ perfoml·
mg thrs Sunday. May 29 at 8
p.m. in the Evans Audnonum .
The program Will COnSJSlOf tr.l·
duionaJ Brazthan and Cuban
plCCCS as well as work~ by
American composers Cole grass
and Rouse. On Angela Lansbury's show,
Murder She Wrote every eptsode
begins wtth a fresh corpse and a
m)Slcry that onl) a spnghtly Brit­
ISh woman can solve. Now in their
seventh season the Murder She
Wnters havektlled off JUSLaboutall
of Angtc's friends and relatives.
They don t dje painfully or slowly
and they leave behind only clues
and plot devices.
Every Lime Ms Lansbury ,who
has buill up a soluJ immunity to
grief walks mona slaughtered niece
or maimed neighbor, she sheds
barely a smglc tear The boom
comes down on the murderer. Angie
'Deus ex machina· Lansbury for
gets all about her dead fnends and
all the lmle CBS v1cwcrs go to sleep
CdSY No mghunarc... o;; I'd like to see Angela Lansbury
get in the ring with Bob, or the
Log Lady. At the end oft.hcSQSOn. foliO\'-­
ing hype of Batman proporuon •
the show came to a scrccc hang halt,
lca,·ing everyone hanging. ( ote
that t.he body count at t.hc end, with
Mark Frost at helm, was three "'tth
five more pending.)
J
t •
-,... Perform~r s mclude Nathan
Beck. Doug Bolms'kc, Joe Gil­
ster. Rene Onnee -Jarm~r . John
Jenkins, Tom Percya, Tom
Rodhousc and Man Wilson.
Marl Goodcnbcrgcr wtU be
directing lhe concert.
This mnrks the pcrcu .··~s1on
ensemble •s ftrst full concert per­
formance and 1t promises to be
exllemely excrung nnd enter­
taining. Don't miss ill On Thursday nights at 9 p m on
ABC, a long-hatred mantac name.d
Bob rules the TV set We don't
know who Bob as, orwhcre he comc.c;
from He appears tn v1s1ons and
drcruns,likeFrcddy, wit.htmshaggy
halT and leery smale haunung the
kooky restdents of a small town
near the CanadJan border named mnncr).
Unlike Mt4rdtr Slu Wrote or
un)' other my:.tcry-murdcr show on
television, '/win Peaks doesn'l
chuck bodicsaroundlikcsocks. For
the palit t\\0 months. Twm Peaks
has operated on one body
Direltor and producer David
L)•nch has led us tnstde dark. aban­
doned trams to observe the sHe of
bi141JTC violcnLcrim~s. he hnsshown
us a family devast.ated by the loss of
a child, and he has spent nine hours
~seLnate
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MAY251 1990 ing. Leland Palmer has lo..;t his
mind and his JOb, and he can't hear
mus1c without bur;ung into tears
and dancing a mysLL~ou s dance wtth
the ghosr of his daughter.
Lynch moves t.he camcru down
thcemptyhallwa yoflaurn ·sschool
a.~ the pnncap..tl's voice echoes out
the news ofhcrdeat.h . The inrcnsity
as unusual on t.he small screen.
ABC recently decided to pick up
Twin P~alcs for next season. which
may be an unfonunal.e dec tston. The show is thrilling: it thre.al­
ens to burst out of the ~t at umc.c;.
The music alone i' enough to tum
your head over. But how long is at
before the show ~omc.s l'wtn
Peaks She Wrote.orworscyct.rwin­
pe.aksometlung?
Maybe. if Lynch hangs around.
never. But t.hcy beucr !'tir up a
solution for something next season.
we can only watch the mad get dance
for so long before our palms start to
itch.
Mentors for 8th Grade Students Wanted
In 1989-90, twelve Lewis and Clark
undergrads volunteered to serve as
mentors for selected students at
Ockley Green Junior High School
in Northeast Portland. We are now looking for
mentors for the 19Q0-91 school year. Call
Dennis Massey at 293-2759 for details.
A visit to OclJey Green is
planned for early June.
Join us!!
PACEll FEATURES
Awake11i11gs blos on1 in black b
U) }Ul lc \ lN <\BLE.S ·\ND
LAL Rl[ \1ATT!if.\\'S
rhe l ~Wl~ .lnd Clark the
atrc dtpartmcnr 1~ llltTCntly
presenting Spring ..-\waken­
in~\ .1 phn dealing with the
st: ual di~co' cnes problem'
and opprc~~1on ot t<.:en.tger...
All pcrfonnantc ... arc sold
out. but vou t·an ~,...,,11 the the-•
:llrc.; department to get on a waiting h~t for ,\\iatlahJe uck­
et'\
Tht· play w.1s wnttcn in
the late 1800's by Frank Wede
lind. but the umC'less 1ssuc ...
r,used m the producuon \Ull
pn."' ntl in our so<..h.·ty and
cultun:.
JudyGoffdm .<..h thb pr()­
duction whkh h.t~ benn ex­
trl:mcly wcll-rccei' '~d.
PJCTU!l('E TJliS PJ(O'DUCTIO?{S
A Premiere of
Lewis and
Clark Student
Films
May 31, 1990
7:00p.m.
Bodine 300 ()
0
~ • c: -,;) fentured in the photo~ nrc
Uppt=r nght Gllln Dnv1'
lleathcr Robtson
Lower nght -Laura V ,\117.~:c ,
Lanssa Benner
Bonom Jamie Gon ale,,
f.J Slit. . M~u k \V ltOchhdt ,
~ hke 1 kJle). D,\\ tc.l Morgan
and John ll. ll. Ford.
Pltoto by Tonya Kodu-r
A Reception Will Follow
I'AGE12 Wio~snot
MAY 25, 1990 /Jagby llotspril
h wasn't Hallnwec
'iCCIIC WUS spooky lh(
htkcd anto Bagby Hn1
lltc Mt. llood Nauonal t
ccnc d.trl.ncss \\ htch st·
lorcst made c very ~lcp
one lltough I hud l
B:1gby wtto;ncstlcd in an
forest, I did not c~pt·ct
dnvc lO pul us m lltc l
Douglas lirswhtch tom
every tum. I ligh aho
shodow-hkc branchcj
the night into random
st.ars
Though most night
fer lltc Did of a nu:~hli ,
c1dcd to hike by "cnsc al
sal y, we made our way
dark closets m the t<
hands darcctcd us from
(an you p
$5000 dollar
can. I urgtt 'f1
be worth th
My name i
old and o1 s
yedr-; dgo I
method th,l~
ts not 1ust an
Thac; ts a ur
.:!cnt.lr.d ... -ve
know it t? J
Anvonl! ca
to make m~
When I firsl
progr.lm, 1
$10,000 dolla
1 wa~ crazv ~
ing (or .1 ,:r~
I wa., detl!m
t.l~l mom>y
1 1\lartcd ~
wath no cap!
in over $20,0
A MJLUOI
heilrd me
DOlLARS
an old beat
Lancoln (or
) bought a
n~tghb(lrhOt
t.1gc. and a 1
me.1n to bra
mg thas aml
Do not env
THE 51
• I knt.>w t~
IIOOdT} Ol'\~
would cont1
dollars a d~
myself \\ h}~
it dawned
about thl"l
mon('y 'toq
or even a eel
mt~\..m g <.ys
Once yo~
your mone1
'tou wlll h.1'
ot mmd r
perfectly le
has nothm
stO<k m.1rk1
lt doe., n1
SllU.:ItiOn ao,
mo1l..mg pr<
time with l1
wl.'cko.. vou
m One,• l
MAY 25, 1990 I •
-.. FEATURES
Bagby llotsprings pro~'es to be welcouze solace
to mossy IICC, while our toes cau· lorc.st r~.•vt•alcd u braght muon lud-water m:.uhy and we found that a
few bud .. cts did the tnck. While
we c. hose the larthc. l hultub, Ytsi­
wr have the chotec of two in the
a~1. 1l1c fir .l ~md Jar gcst tub il\
covered by ~~ pl!mk roof anti SitS
nc.' rto c1ght hollowcc.l logs wh1ch
al o serve as mminture tlaths. lloth
the tubs arc indivadually enclosed. h wasn't Hullowu•n, hut the. tiously. uod sometimes puinl'ully, 111g bchm<l the wtusp" ol brok<.•n
~t: cnc wns spookY the night we dt.'t<.'(! tcc.l the roots nn lhc tnuln ~clf. c Juuds. t C!ming over thl~ bridge. I
htkcd anto Bughy 11otsprmg s in Gmcdul we were not. but gwclu-found myscll gnzing uno the hyp·
the Mt. Hood Nattomtlr ·on: st. '11tc ally. our ~nscs adapted nnd we notic u vcr. My uucn tion II xatcd
ccncdarkm .. ss whsch 11hromlcd the were able to nuv1g.th:. the. trail wtl.h upon thl' mshing strcum nnd 1 I elL
forest made c wry step a caut inus some succ.css. my nund diS:.tppe<tr into the current.
one. Though I had hcatd that 1 suggested that lJ1c thrc.c of us For a moment I w.ts the water.
Bngby was nc.,t1cd in .mold growth split up and CJtpcricncc the mystery With our eye fully adjusted to
forc.•a, I did not expect the 60 mile ol the wilderness alone, hut my the rught's rhythm, we hastily made
dnve to put us in the tremendous hiking partners voted for a second our wny toward •' faint light in the After three relaxing hours m
the stc.aming "atcr, I w~s rcluc~
UlnLiy plucked out by my tudy­
consc•ous roommmes . All the
ten ions nnd deadline" nlt.hc week
were left circuhuing around the
ccdnr hot tuh. With clear minds
and rested bodies, we made our
wtly back down thcmilcand a half
II3il In "lctling go,'' I tound the
obstacles that plague-d me on the
way up. samply dtsuppcarcd on the Douglas firs which loomed ~mnmd idc.l. For the rest of the hike we tlt~umcc. W uJun mmutc we
every tum. High above us their sang the theme from (;11/igan' J Is-r~tchcd the ..,prings und I could
shadow-like brunch~s dissected land us we parodcd through a forest hardly get outul my sweaty cloth<.·~
the night into random patches of which now -.ccmcd more lively than last cnuugh. There were no
<:tar<: somber Sorncumes nature bnngs Goldilocks to be lound, so we tJucc
Though most n1ght hikers pre out the chtld 10 ull ot us, even m the "lxtrC' ·"Jumped m the tub.
fer the 111d or a llushhghL, we de form of a forgotten sttcom Stncc the water tcmpcrnturc
ctdcd tohtke by sense alone. C'lum About u mtlc 1ntu the Juke, we howrs around lJ5 degrees. lhosc
srly. we mndc ourwny through the reached u bric.lge suspended over cJ who jump right m cun usually ex-
dark closets m Ole forest Our whttc wntcr river The bn.ill< m the peel a surpnsc. Thcrl! is cold ~t.rcam
hands dm~ctcd us from mossy 1tc.c
·~tOU COULD EARN UP TO
e
•
<.an you ptcture yourself makmg at least
$5000 dollars d week, ewry weet..' If you
can, I urgl' you to r~ad tht!; Jtticle it could
be worth thousandc. of dollars to you!
My name •~ Mark Preston 1 am 12 years
old and a sdf mJde mllltonaire . A few
year-. ago I disCU\cred u monev making
method that C'h<mgl•d my hil' fore\'t'r. Thi~
is not just another Hgl>t nch quid: scheme."
Tiu<o '" a umque new o;ystem that is in
d nt.tr.d :.-very\\ h:.rr, yet le\\ pet•ple e-:en
know II t:J~.bts .
Anyone Cdn do it. Trust me. If \'OU want
tO mait.c money, thtc; sy:,tem IS for }'OU.
When I fir.-1 st.trll•d th1" monev makmg
progr•1m, 1 wa" flat broke and at least
$10.000 doUar.-. m debt. My farruly thought
I wa.; craz\' and satd l..,hould be out look • ing for .1 "real JOb" Th.lt did not stop ~e
I wc1c; deh!m\in~d to make 11 wtth tht~ tan­
t.l.Shl mont') makmg pl.1n 1 had ~red
I stclrted .11 homl' on the kitchen table
wsth no c.-.p•tal Withm a year 1 was takJ..ng
m over$20,000 A WEEK .. MORE THAN
A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR. You
heard m~ dght, OVER A MILLION
DOLLARS A YEAR! I went from driving
.tn old ~.11 up Ptck Up to a Brand New
Lmcoln ( onhncntal I patd for 1t m "ash
I bought a new home an a prestigious
neighborhood a watcrtront ~ummer cot
tugt.• and a TownhoU'-l' m Florid.t I do not
mean to brag. but thc..,l.' are mv wsults U"·
ing th1.., amazing mone\ makmg svstem
Do not en\'y me ll'tn mel
THE SECRET REVEALED
1 knew then I h.td dtsco-.~red a revolu·
tionJr\ ne\' monc\ makmg program that
would contmut• to make me thousands of
dol1.1rs .1 d.1y It sct•mcd ..,o easy I asked
myself .. , h) cwryoody wa ... n·t nch? Thtln
11 dawned on me that not everyont• knew
ahout thi' secret method of making
money 'lou do not need !jpec1al trammg
or even a roll~ge cdutalton for thts monev
maktng system to WOJ'k for you,
Once you have learned how to use it
your monc)' worric.-. \-\'lll be over (M hie
\ou will have ftn.lndal '>t.>cuntv ,md peace
of mmd Th1s mont>V makmg .. ystem •~
perf~tl y legal and am.wnglv '>!mph: It
has nothmg to do wtth real estate the
'>lOl k market or g.1mbhng of .tn) ktnd.
It does not matter what your fin..tncial
-.ituJtton 1~ now )ou c.m start tht" monc\'
maktng pmgr.1m at home m your sp.trt>
time with less th.sn $15.00. In a fe"' c;hort
wceko; vou ·will src the cush ~tart to roU
tn. OnCl' you put thts mont!\' making
MAy 25, 1 c.)90 system to work (or you the 5kys the hmst!
You will have cash to spend on wh.ttever
you \\ant whenever you wiln\ it Thtnk
of 1t1 Enough cash to fmally put an end
to e~onom1c nightmares forever'
HERE'S PROOF
I am sure vou are somewhat sk~ptical
at thi" point: That juo;t .,hows you have
good busines-. senc:e. Rt•ad wh.1t a few
tJ~:vt>lc huJ lo "a}' .Jbo\.1' n1 money m.tk~
ang progr.sm.
Drat Mar~.
I onJrn·d vour program 3 month;; ago and
:,larlt•d usmi 11 the• davl3'0f it. To f.4Y tltt' /(ll'l
I u10s c;IIClc't·d at tire rc .. utt... lA•t montlt I
drposrtt•tf cn•tr SJ 1,000 m my bon~ amumt.
Tlrauk you ~ m11cll.
N C, Stuart, Florida
Drar MRr~
Witt 11 I ~l"it o;.au• 110111 Rrtrdt• I had m11
doubts. I -.ard to ""1~1/1 mrgllf as wdl try rt.
at lt-nst Ill be: $25.00 a1rtad wrt/1 wur
guanmlet Wtll .vour mnttnal charr~d my lrfe
from bt•mg pat brokt' m fulv to practJcallll tl
millroumrt• m Drwnbtr! If 1 can do rt arryo11c
can.
/.5 Sa11 D~t:go CA
Drat Mart
Brfott 1 orrlt-rrd your mont-y rtlllAms mrtluwl,
I tt'R<: !>lav111,~ au10y c uttmg lau•nc: for $-1 00 an
ltour \t 1~ llt'ars old mv futurt lvo"'"t bltak.
I.A~t U't'Ck I madr ot>er $14,000 m Irs" tharr 20
lrours of u~rl.. I am tlrt trrvy of all my fritnds
Thanks for o ntw lrft!
J B. Loudorwrllc N)
IT'S UP TO YOU
\'our life can 'hangt.> no\-\ by t.slong
ssmple act1on Order my money mal.mg
progum toda\ and -;et: for your--cU All
you have to do i~ follow the st~p·b) step
procedure.., I proVIde you wtth It will onlv
take you about an hours readmg hml' to
master the pro~am U you can sel'
you"ell being nch. you will ~ nchl 1
m<1k~ it easy for you Included m mv •
manual1c. my unbsted telephone number
for you to call anytime you Med help. I
gua.rant~ that wtthm a wecl.. o{ usmg my
money making method you Wlll ..,~e the
cash start to rollin With my money m.sl..
mg s~tem your 'iucce<>c: '" guaranh:l'd1
$50.00 CASH BONUS
I am so -.ure that m ·mont')' making pro­
gram will work for you, I .1m gomg to otfcr
you .s gutiJ<tllll.!~.: lltdt no one d t• can \ou
etther raise $15,000 u~ing my mone ·
makmg system, or 1 will send you a cer·
tificd check (or $50.00 That's nght, S50 00
just (or givmg my monl')' making progr.1m
an honeo;t try. The onlv reason I can otter
you a guarantt-c like thi. .. is becJuse I know
you are gomg to makt> alot of money copy­
tng m\' money making system So much
man~ that I am putting up 50.00 to prove
tt to you 1b that stmplc )ou h.sw nothing
to l~t' and everythmg to gam The m.k ,..,
mme
ORDER TODAY
It 1s not too late for vou to st.ut m.1kmg
money with my program Do not be
stopped b't your fe.1r.,. The .single mo ... t
)uniting emot10n in you is the f~ar of
failure. 1 urge you to fill out the coupon
below and .send it to me today. I w1ll do
everything in my power to ~ee that my
mon~} m.akmg program works tor you.
Thel'f is no ri<~k on your part Order Now! me o;upph ot mr matl'rt.ll ,., hmllt>d
Orders wdl be filled on a fir;t·come, (ir.;t­
£~.., .... "-::•·• V!: .. '• :ni'!'! ~!'ti! orpc~.mi •.
I tMY not offer it •gain.
To oroer ''mply hll out thl' coupon
belo\-\ or WTite vour name ond .1ddr5 -. on
.1 pu~ce of p<1per and enclo..,c S2000 plu.;;
$2 tor ~h1ppmg <.md send tt to:
Mark Prt ton
14" Wolf Ro.,d
5ulle 700
Alb.mv Nt•\\ \ork 12105
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II o K M~~r~ Muk Preston 1
1 \1. 1nt to m.1k~· btg buck!~ ropytng vour mone-. trutkinl!) progtllm l ~no'' 145 Wolf ~d 1 I 1 cannot lo~•· h«-•u'~ ~-our Prot.'Tirn I.S bJci.C'd tr.· your S50 (.ASH 801'\U'-Suitt 700 I 1 GLJAR.\NTtE U 1 am unhap~ wtlh thl!lm.snual for an) tNSOn I TN\ rnum Alb.tn N) 12205 I
I II ror rn\ monl'\ rock On thll bub, twre '" m\ $10. . I
II Namt· I
Add~~ --------------------------------------1 Ctt\ ~lilt(' Ztp I I PI«'ISC aJd S2 00 10 heir ((M'r the po)t.a~t' and t\And.hng co ts 01 wur nwnual I
l _ _!_~~~~~- -----~----------- ~!.. 1 LC Mentor
Program
provides very
rewarding
• expertences
sv Lr:.suE JoRc:~tlN
Fourteen Lcv.1s nnd Clark ~tu·
dents arccndmg thctrycara smcn~
tors for caghth gr.u.le surucnl.s ut
Ocklcy Green ~hddlc School.
Paired wtth ... u-nsk" ktds, Lhe..~
LC ~tuucms have spcm a ye<.~r
acting nsrol.:mot t\:ls, and encour­
aging their m .. ntccs 10 lmi h
school.
As pnrt 01 a grnnt from l.he
Qrt;gon Comrmuu~y roundatio n.
Ll., Reed College. Untvcrsity ot
Portland and Wumcr Pacific Cut­
leg~~ have been paired with middle
~hooh around PorrlumJ Ockley
Green, located tn Northc.nst Pon­
lan<i, has given much support to
the LC mentors
A\.'IOCiaW Dean D"nnis \lns·
~y.oncoflh.:coordimttor ofthc
progr.un. L currently lookmg tor
volunt.ecrs to begin 10 the f: til of
lhe upcommg school ycur. "\\'c
want J>l~plc who like 10 intcmcl.
und who are in~re.,ted tn hdpmg
a young pcr~n a\ a very ~.; ntc.tul
~11lge in their development. nu~
is gre~ t CJ pcricnce if you want to
go mto counseling or tCllching.''
Stuc.lcnf.'!· n~etl to mnke ~~ full­
year commumcnt to their mcnll:'e,
wtuch entails ba-w~c.k.l) mentor
meetings and weekly visits wuh
the eighth gr'Jllc student. Sllmc
activitie." include p~tmcipating m
sports activtLJCS. uucndin~ mcn­
t.ocs'conc"CrtS or award assemblies.
and picnic~. 1ll~I'C j also {I r ·us
on career goals and acadcm•c,.
Mentor Cameron De\' oung
~d. "The young man J workcJ
with tendt:d to be very socm.l nnd
mi ~ asstgnments. He was h..·ud to
commumc.att: wtth. Once we h ~~
a }lean tO h~o.·an talk about lx'ing D
mmonty tn un anglo·d(,rninnung
SO':ICty. llt"cll t\:311}' ~oo<J to tOUCh
bns\!S uttd know 1 wu' tinnily g..:t·
ting through to him."
Th~: e1ghth gmtk mente.:~ urc
cho..-.cn by n:.commcndauons from
tTh; (aculty who knows !.hem well.
The studenlS have potential to do
well in lif~ but just need motiV'.l· .. uon.
"T wnnted the chnnce to help
:'OlllCbod) 'OUL, ancaghthgrnder
1 had a 1ol of support and wanted
to provid\' that same supPQrt for
Sllm&:me who net.'tled it. .. said
Kathy S wceney. anoth..:r LC
mentor.
·111o ~t thing about. !.hiS pru­
gnun," DeYoung said. "t" thut it
gh-os access to chtldrcn who "''Ould
not "00 in contlt't wilh \."'ikgc stu·
dents. Thisacce.:~ gaw them hope
Lo~y. 'Hey.lheseurt.real people.
ju.~t like myself. Maybe 1 can ~
just like them.'"
lf you are mtcrested an bee om·
• • mg u mentor lor ne:\l yl'ar, <.:onUlct
Dcnni · MlolSSey at 2Q3-~759 or
ext. 6628, or Dult• Holloway at
Student Support Services, ext
2695.
PACE13 SPORTS
Wotnen's te11nis faces 11ational cotnpetition,
finisl1es tourney with respectable sltowitlg
U'l LIZ Fu
1nc Lc'' i und Clark" omen'
It' .nTH\ l~lm p. ruclp.'llcd'" the 1 Q9()
, AlA Women·, ~atao nnll\,uma­
mclll m 1\nns.a, II)', Mo. tlus J>.tsl
"ccl:. \m) llrnn ton, Ro Fncrson.
Akako Ku\\ •• murn. Jc.nn Schemm.
Rcboc \\ ou .tnd ~cnn \\ a I hams
we~ the 1 m·mbcrs JWltcapatmg
mth '\'e nt. along \\ nh Co.1 h Don
Udl J;
Th" lt~m ored fh ~ JXlUlb m
ah mumrun~nt llus as n tar:sr for
LC. u e although other people
ha' c tx-.cn nt to thl' nalll naltour­
nrunclll,J ·una have nc' cr been u -
umulntcd
Kawn.mur.1 and Wtlhams hoth ddClllt'd thl.'tr Jsrst muml llru" ~.
K.m.unum conurmC'd '"' and \\On
her nrxt matc.h,ahcn lo-.tto ah~: 'hth
:seated Jlllycr lmm 1r'..tnd ~Ill) on
Umv~.:r'SII) m Anzo~ 1 111 hl!r thud.
Shcpl.u) l'd an C..\l <'ll('nt aournamcm.
~]l\."'CI.lll)' allcr scve"ml hard lo",~
m smgl • ompeuuon dunng th"
rcgulnr sca,on
In douhlc a uon, L phl) d
tough und aureu "ell. K.n"amum
.md Fncn; n donun.u~:d Lh ·•r fia "l
match I d"~ atjng lh duo from
Tmn ) h•nma lJm, rsst) )f K.cn­
tu ky. 6-4. 6-l. Thl y "ere then
dcfr.mcd by Angler Cotk~gc m Hor­
trla. Fl~\glcr h.1 \\On the n:ui 'nat
team litlc lor the pa!-t three yc tr .... \\ .ms nnd llmndun .Hh ~mu\'d
to tlw Sl'( ond round ''' doubles
curnpclllll>n hy di.'lc:umg North·
"<X){} ln,ututc of~ lJclug.ut, h·O, h
I 11t~\ "crl'. uh'~4l1C illlycl lc.ucd
b\ \outtH.~m Cull 'S ol Alah.tm 1.
\\ .Jh;ml, und S hrm m "c1 • nar­
ru" ly dcfcmc I an a u~ hrcakmg ' 1
an thl· fir,t round 6-1. 3·6, ~-6. b)
Tc a' \\ c ... tc) rut Uru' c.rsll)
111 tc.un plU) cd C.\UCnlC.I) \\ell
in the nnunnol ,lmtx: tlltun. ~' C"n
t110ugh ,e, cml pla) cr hal tough
drJ\\ "·
LC made 3 r""pcct.lhk "hm'­
mg lor a 'mull u>llcgc that ts out­
side t.hc powerhouses of thl' South·
em conlt.•rcnll'"-
Men's Lacrosse concludes long season
II\ B RI::: :"1 8 Ek'WJ !\.;
R:lK Ill[ Pll ~r.£~ LoG
In n "cckcnd fmugha "1th peril
ande catcmcm,thcLcwtsandCiark
1 en' • L3c res.~ tC3Jll dr ppc..""d a pal r
ofclo on toarchnv al UOand
0 u.
On Sntunla}, LC tell b.:' hind I 0-
4 before rnll) mg 10 close the deficit
to one. The comcb:lck took ll.s toll,
though, and Lhc game gradually
~tipJX d out ol rt''-1 h.
Sundn} • game \\3S LC' · last
hom\; gam' of the season and was
playC'd in f.-ont of the largc.q crowd
of the ) c.ar dO\\ n at the baseball
held. 11 "n aught g.1mc lhl' whok way
anti it "cnt in!\, the lourlh quarter
tied at 6-<l. D J)itc the ln 1 ' and
ciTon:\ofBrcnt lln)Cs, LC!oinatclh:d
defcntlrom lhc hnmb ofvtdory by
u final ol 7-8.
1t ha' been o mcmorJblc year:
Brent Hayes hit m l P\ Darryl
Long's n hic,·cmcnl\ Jt \\ hmnan,
Dave running, the yt..lf tong dcknse
ofRichTruluck, Ore\\\\ cd .. s Swu
Lamb and ~:·pcci all) ~~I~:; Wt:.:ch­
tcr, Jc.:ff \ oung drh ang the m1ddlc
with a httlc 'California Ca-.tdlc,'
Dave running. Bumpkin playing
Ecuadorilln-styJe lacrosse, James
Rice's eight goal game, Dave run· nmg, Spunky Weaver domg u h!Lil'
oodung. at itt.lc plU) ing .md :.t lot of
'tanng:uh1 cha~kcn leg .. and Brent
Bef\\ 111 wllh plcnt) ol pre" ~pcri­
cncc.
Men's Ia.' bids farewell and
goodluc.k to their only senior Jell
Young and to Drcv. Week "hoi'
trnnsfcrnng.
Thanks to all tirst yc.ar player
who came out and contributed we
needed you and hope to sec you
agam nc\l year. Finally congratu­
lations to Spanky Wca"cr on u fine
ftrst year ol coaching.
"Dnnk bcu till next year." Bcr­
wan say!).
Fanger and Jeub a pass/catch combo in England
8'1 To~ PERHl'RA
Lcw1s and Clark receiver John
Jcub and LC qU!lftcrback Mike
Fanger arc together ag3Jn as a p:lss/
catch combmaLion, playing for the
Leicester panthers m England. The
Panthers arc one of 18
• • teams compctmg an "inning sc.ason in lOycarsa.nd their
fust champi on~hip season in 20
years, Fanger and Jcub astoundw
the British audience. They hooked
up to break three Panther records
and lead the team to lheir first vic-for a record total of 206 rard.;.
During this game against rival
Portsmouth, Fanger also threw a
club record for 42~ ) ard pa -.ing.
Jeubcaughuwo touchdown pa ses.
bnnging lhe final score to 39·20.
An c:<uberant
Jeub commented. "It
the England tootball
organization . The re­
union in Great Britain
came about when Le­
icester chainnan Bar-
rie Wardle picked up
Jcub <.IS a la~t mmute "It is a lot of fun to be playing
football again, but to get paid
for it is even better."
-John }eub is a lot of fun to be
pla)·ing football again,
btlllO get paid for at is
even bcucr '' The
press in the Lelcestcr
area are n:femng to
LC s fanner receiver
John Jeub as 'Jcubc- replu ement for an
tmpon guard who did
not live up to expec&auons set for
him by the rnanagemenL
Under the scauergun offense,
whu ~h led the Pioneers to their first
S f QU,\ L UI'Jl()RTU:--rrY OP·
I'C')Jn' tJ:~Il Y-Thc Hen l.mdu Rn­
gadc ou\\ sccl In& sclJ'-motlvai.Cd ,
&roup-oncnu:d aruJU, auwuu and
Jltllcd and unskilled woden for a
People Of ColOf Bnsadc w 'taragua
ttm (all. can Pon.lutd-Connto Sultr
Cuy P.roJCCl, 233-Sl 1
Hoommate ·wanted for one: room avail­
able U1 a three bcdrtJOrn apt. Wa,hcrl
dryer, S2 S per mon1h.. Ncar St. Vmcent
lhnpUtl, available May I Teresa day&
@ 220 2246 &: C\."CS@ 297-S90S
ecd atra am~ We an prvv1de )'OU
wcxlc:od and/or v.ed:lh) cmploytru:nt
1hal ... ,u acClGmodatc 'OUT dau Jcht:d·
uk. Ac.Aible hours and l001tion1 MU~St
jQiu :SS~ow and up CaU Mike or SII:VC
243 2444
PACE14 LOry of lhe sea....;on Not 24 hours af­
ter John Jeub Slepped o[f Of the
plane and into unifonn he so:t the
Lwoclubn:cordswith II receptions
Sludml ~ who ~hh to ~bH ~h a p\:n
pal V.Jth a pcraon from a foretgn OOllnuy
should send their nJUTie, addn:as, age, sc•
and cou:nlnes oftntcn:al a.o· l>r. Don Pen,·
in•, On:eon Depanmcnt of P.duc;ation, Sa·
lcm, OreJon 97310 ot call (SOJ) 37H·
SS8S. Cunc:nLiy tntcrcsu C\Jitl for pen
pal• loc:aled 10 Japan and Turhy.
C!amaro IROQ·'l.., T-'1 <W, 19S9ln,
7.5 hlef, briah• blue aulamallO. fully
lo:~ded, ..Wcr 6000m1lcs , S1S,S80 Ask
fot' Jan@ 24S .. 1617
OM WI) tkkd lo Lo'J An&d~.: -Leav·
m& Monlhy, June ll 11 3:50p.m., $100
UlnUICl Sarah 11 .a4857 «boa. 1131 ilnLion. •
Jeub commemed on his recent
popularity, "I've met a lot of great
people over herc ... the fans arc lhe
bcsL"
;'TUDE~7S' you can cam atn $S$
and stJ.ll have fun lhia aummerl VOI.T
undcralands \hal ~ummera an: pn:lly
special to wdem•. but 1ha1 you 11bo
need 1.0 cam SS\ m order lu have: FUN I
You un have i1 all walh VOl.T. Greal
jobr, long and abort tcnn, all iharu.
Vancouvet , Ponland, and aurroc•ndtng
an:.as. Great rta>gJUUon and rcfcml
prognnu . VOLT have Join (or you m:
Space olfioe aua.omauan , Clcncal,
Auembly, Li&hl lndu11.nal CALL
VOLT 1 UDA Y! Bcavcnon 641·7726,
Ponland 227·3332, Vancouver 25:!­
.t)d.t. Or wn&c VOLT, clo Stcpha.rue,
9n5 SW lkaven.on·llillsdalc llwy,
.Swlc 100. Beaverton, OR 97005.
If )OU wan.r to placr a ciJJssified ad,
conJactthe ad tnOJIQgt.r. Pwneu Log
aJ boA 2/ Of at. 270). Men's Volleyball spikes LC
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•unolllalll .. men'• voUcyooU t~ competes tn Pamplln. Photo by Tony. Koc:hc:r
8'\' SH "'RO\; Oil
For th~ ~ ond year in a row.
Lc"' is and Clark has had an· unof­
ficial' men•.; votlc) ball team.
The team s .. unothcml" status
is due to aL~ not bcmg funded by
the chool nus year. the team
was able to play thanks to some
funds provtded by Forest and Piau­
Howard Dorm Councals
Troy Frystak,scmor sl.3Ited the
team last year "I sUU'led the team
up last year because 1 wanted to
play and so did a bunch of other
guys ll was really SUCcessful toO."
Edg.1rd Garcaa. sophomore, agrees
with Fryslak "Volleyball Is awe­
some! I love the game and that's
why 1 play··
Fl) st.lk lS also concerned "ith
funding for nc~t year and years to
follow. "It's not a club sport be
tausc we're not getting any fund
mg through Lhe school 1t depends
on lhe alhleuc deparuncm next
year, 1 r n lot of changes happen 1
Lhcn 11'1) possablc to get fundmg
through LC."
Frysl.ak feels there might hav~
been comphcauons tf they hnd
asked for fundmg from the athletic
department thas year because he
wasthecoach,c:aptamandaplaycr.
B ul Garcia again emphasizes. "W c
need money from the school.
Maybe next year we can be con-sidered a real club sport."
The L C men s twm play against
some tough compcuuon. They
play against PVBA (Ponland
Vollcyb.1ll Association)"' ithin tl1c
~a . P\ BA cons•sts of commu
niL)' tcar.ts and other tcruns lormcd
m many olthc nthlctac clubs m the
Portland area
CclcbrJung u' s second barthday
t11c Lc.am has a record of7 2 "We:.
came third in a tournamen t last
Saturday (May 1'2)," said Frystak.
They have one more game to play
this term to make a total of ten in
the spring and five in the fall
Now all the team nc~ds ts sup
port trom the school and the stu­
dent body 'We need more people
to play says Garcta Currently
the team members arc Frystnk. Gar
cia, Fran7. Junga, Coby Holley.
Brian McLaughlin. Gerry Vtdal,
MattJewcu .• Josh Gnnell and Clay
Warbw-ton who acts as OSSJSWllt
coach at umcs
Ganaa goes on LO say, "Some
more fans and some more pubhc­
ll)' would be mce. We thank lhe
people that do come to our games."
AJ> lhe -.cason ends, the mcm­
bc~ have hagh hopes for beuer
funding in the future and more
suppon from the LC students and
st.aff. For now. they· re JUSt ~-p1king
their wuy to a winning season.
ltiE AMERJ<..AN HEART
ASSG.lATI ON
MEMORIAL PR<ERAM
American Heart
Association
Oregon Affiliate. Inc.
, ·800-452-9445
MAY 25, 1 lllOC• or ('OOQ!: I .an l)' ntcc. ~
little: f&Jth, huh I Anti hA~ c • I
(anu bcyoodw.)
II.Jcl>C Grea«· Du lxkomnu& r.u
,rerhen Demc flrachcoc, i'C"g7
and C·l'm JIIH aaym!J hi 1u LC
111\C rum on arc tnac 1 'hey Ul:' Cl
1'-""'~c.
c quiero a tl y a nad•c mls aot
lr .. n~nn de cllat 101 grande y du
lmu•:vc:..~ taual que ella• con un
ncmpre reuc:nn w tiem y t\1
lcuando la ocru sc cac:n a suclo ••
laue est' c:n mi coraz.an y crecc c
IQUC Uamamo• amor
Dana.
SPA.l' for pru. an '92
Lor P., \he best thUJB about
roommate and grc:atcst fnc:nd 1
tuna sandwtc:hes Qr burritos lJ
Deb
Reverend Man ~ ho fithes Wl~
Ora <Ole
'JJ D.
Conaraaulauanl And aood lu
·yoor roonunate
JB. My brain tlltlc: a shaven t1
tog oo the: wd of a pointed sue
lndustnoP an
YAY-
you're \he tc•cle man, you'n~
hammcnJ0\\1\ Wllh B rtrale ar
before we aro~ too old.
·Pearl ~1.i Set
Ctlldle robbina u illegal m lhc
EQ Vwne aeu \he n:tl out.
FR
Rowan·
V&IJI glory and have run II tile
<when you get back, but~
Folk
Ktd Fn:.th and whoever 11 ma:
Your Jordaru an: FUkkcd·UR I
Dorl'l~•"f tu .. om
plftna u~
lunata~
MAY 25, 1990 LC
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1 onya Kocher
on.··
playsngain~t
•• tllon. They
~ (Ponland
m) \~t'ithin the
s ofcommu­
eam\formcd
tclubsm the
;>nd btnhday.
of7 2 "We
mamcnt last
said Frysl.ak
game to pia)
olDl of ten m
1 the fall
1ccds ts sup-
and the stu
more people
a Currently
Frysmk. Gar
toby Holley
Gerry Vtdal
nell and Clay
t as asstslallt
say, ·Some
more publtc
Ne thank the
oourgames."
b, the mem­
~e..c; for better
re and more
student.\ and
"CJUSlSptlong
1g season
HEART
~N
:ERAM.
Heart
;iatk>n
late, Inc.
-9445
t.tepubiiC~ lfihaarn:·OIIiiWDC l can say n1c:e tJungs about you llavr­
tittlc faath, huh'/ And h.avc I ereat ume m l.DUIJIIIU
h:yond ... )
lt.i'ebc: G~aOI'· Du bc.komrnu 1.u Ylel Dndcn Du mull
u-··- ~e. Dcu~ liflr:bene, l1cg7
I'm JU~\ Jayanll hi to LC'a nc:~est aouplc. And
an: true lky an: engaged.
c qwcto a ll y a nadie mb aos mt quuol en Wl lln&n
mpu de: ellaa 101 ar.nde y duunt.t de las de mb I u
mueve~ •aual que elias con un vu:nto (uenc JX:ro ~
uemp~ n:Ucnc• lU Uem y lU OJII quedan C1'11aCtll
cuaodo La otr.s Je cacn a suelo «» Ia semilla de qu1r.,ol
que e.ttj en m1 cora100 y c~cc: cada d.! a buu:ando el sol
que Uamamu amur
Dana.
SPA7. for ,m.a tn '92
Lor r:., tht' bt'•t thtns about Oregon u you a.~ rny
roommate and grcatC'Il {nO'uJ I don't n:aUy can: bout
tun" lllndwache.t-or bumtos Let's slly in our home
Deb
Rcven:nd Man who hshc:s wtth two hnc:J gets wct.
Oratle
JJ.I>
Conar.tulauonsl And good luck tn Denver I
)'Wt toonunatc
JB· My brain u lil;c: a shJ""CCI r.bbil kidmg and qwvcr·
tnl oo the end of • pointed suck
lndustnoPan
YAV·
YClll'n: the ICicle mao, you're the Yugoslab l..ct w
hAtnmerdown W1th n Pirate and l..atholog one US1 umc:
before we grow too old.
·Pearl Miser
Cr.dle tobbmg is illegal tn the state: ol Otegon
EQ· Vutnc: 'c'~ the: ~d out
·FR
Rowan·
Gam glory and have fun at tiJC con Tell me allabotll at
when )'OU IC'l back, but bDOek fin! I
·Falk
Kid Fresh and whoever 11 may cono.m
Your Jordan' arc Eus.k.cd llQ m4n, and my Purcell• an: x_tQ'. IWC:Cl.
G 1'1,
Copdand Staff• J o you all Dill, llcllOwl, uld uwrtcd
IWnt'ICI baled aoodl. ~ath ambiguuy, your rope
I tHY J[l.S lliRI Roou Roota 'l..ootl
MaPre7 ~ Deline )'OW' JO.h and work atcadCaatly lC>­
wanb thc:rn or •uUer ianomany.
MRSP@UCSB
The 21 or so day• wW nut pua quld:ly enoosh. yet the
put monthJ have Jonc by hke days_ I try to put at all
toaesher and J aull smale m amucmcnL •. and happmeu.
Te Amo,
WFl Y(a)lC
Daa~ood.
&tween monSteR wtth bulc ~d br~y eyCJ, c.atmg
chtd.cna and c:nuen, bloody Marya, and dnvc:ra •sa ann
the door, you're still qwtt .a ttnulJe feUow
Trav-/luve you, tlovt you, !love yo.wl
·Deb
Shoot Quayle fmtl
Jun· You ~ the bCJt l love you. introduce me 10 111t
your hotl luna f ncnd l.o"C, your hnlc mter Sharon
Lisa Thu too &hall pa.~s
DO The room u minc:l HAl
·P.dgat
If thts lf a dn:.aiTI, why can't I wale: up? U thu un'ta
dru~T~, why u c:vcryllnng so \l.oodufu.l?
CE.M+LMC+RAC.
Jc.nn B ....
Slo\1. down, you move too futl SttCJs u only tempo·
rary Baclu:ub7
Rowan
You •~ SIU Yllll
Jack
Usa·
Hang tn the~ Thing• can't Slay like this fOI' long.
Rtn:~cmbrr the 1'ao.
-Jac.k
Bruce W
The code word i• nabic:J. Wuhool an H.
Vack.y V. l.>C>
Tiny bl1bbh:s. an the water. A 1unc bke rudi whrr
Jack"
lima•
I \lo.atc.h you, I need you
l·ran.1 KaCh
Meg Q.
l·udan' Meg4lll M•n.
Mack
Sarah
Uh hum, nJY I
·MAXlU
Macluacl Mooney-We don't want no StnJIC su beth·
rooms Lcr's keep U:'\ll'la .and CLaril proarunvc.
aU of IIIlO all of you
Falk,
I l•vmg round your mate, wh.ar't nut'/ Re.tdi·wtUr7 Or
banlllUS
·lack
LC
ll. FAU f FAIRE I·OUTRE CB SOrR
r:AtJ:
(confidc:nta .alto JB)
Ramaru 12.9 cons.ukr me to be \!.hAl u •,;ood" Wn.h
luvc:. JN
Ollrhng·l ltl'c 11 when you call me SIH'Ctheartl
SSrntth· What a ndcl Wh.at a hrghl Wh.at 11 lonn. lana
v.a} dov.nl See you 1n IndonesiA I
•II. Mane
Ponlan I floba: Your taches 11n: mcdic:val 111 ccncqt·
u on L..c 1 p 1'()1 el.lors do th ear thin& ind then: w&ll be no
YJOience.,
·A~arclusu {Qr pc.cc:
Uey Gu)"l· Thlil•l..• for bdpiiiJ out \1onday ru&)IL
·Ruben and Uanc:
DUde· Bart S1mpwn eats 111 the Plau{unn
·an umJcractucvcr
Hveryon RO"t COlT COKE.
S262 miJhoo a ye.u 111 South Afnca
Yura· The 11Uracu n u quat.c clear. Tune shouldn't be 1
b.rncr. Ub1 amor. abi oculua.
In vour C)'CJ,-mw.an bdund the m.nk ol our hum.truty Ill the best way we
know~ . All we want u &D be open ilO &Jua 10mcunc
ml&hl JlllUIIIrouJh We 1n: rul. 01' • lc.atl101tc uy our
best to be~ JO that we Ql1nO( be destroyed . Someone
ltlnoltan& ror you in onfcr lO llvt: )'OU lt big hug. lO love
you, 10 cepe you, 111\c.l to tell )'01.1 lhJI yCAJ can brc:al: out
of your \loalletJ ur pnaon of msccunty land be (n
bccom~) ~ho you •~ Loo (ex SomCU1e.
-someone:
Kelly J70[1ter Your amile IJI11la mel I hop: you laked
tile nov. CtJ laent you I
·An Adm1n:r
"EJvu"• Crime for 11rt'1 lAke, n&ht7
·M.G
Tan and Buff· "Gendemcn, m hfc. t.hnc ~~one th•1'18 that
t .. anatc.s everybody, and th.lt'• re.tr c11,h, 1atk about
bvkltdc:J and only baUr.aldea,and you wtll h.lvc fnen<h
C\<ctywhcn:, alwayt."
A quote oC rclauve 1l1lportJII1C:C by V11Jina dCJ RicuJ
WenJ· O.K. tum 22m thccomfon a( your own hanc.&f
you mun but l._no~ you'll br thu11ttnJ or out bule nest.
tlam BWtJay you \lflJJ woman!
·Ka)
Wen.!) Ruth-Yuu h&Jtt my fLn:. You steam my vege
&ablu But most of all, you make me lau&}l llunb,
yoor fncndlx ne1&}tborhood Cahromu •.n
W.R R.· Hungary lS Oflly and llnt'llil sump a"'ay.
Conuckr thls leucr I I I'U mus so much.
Boobae
K.athennc Mansficld and J asL. ·nO\!.' adaouc CJVlh:r-a
uonl Why be gtvcn • body il you hAvc to' ccp 11 shut up
tn a c:atc bke a ran:. ran: flddle7· ,,
Dear Marc, Til ~ ~S! l'vc had a v.omJc:rful yarl
I love you -Dcntsc
Mdl!sa lim· Hr7 h.appy bdal~d blrthcbyls~i hcol
upon 7'"' from m<e.
De.ar Bbn.J-We are all cruJillas to ounelvcs. We
===------------. mJ~hl be alone. but we are not lonely; ·sJ\111& om tuda!tcru lyd1111 dag_ • \ ang atx.ut the
S<:naor•s h.appy Jay • • tradauan..J S~o~oaluh gradu·
ation aan&) J would aana the ~~ it I wu at l.C-but
unfonunatcl) I wan., nuke u bad: from s~cden In unu:
for ll'ldUallon. (llmow I 11ot uymg congraWUUanl U1
the l.A)8 im't the a.amc....bul .at will have to du)
~OIUtBtulaumt Squon) The best of tud. to .)'OU aiJ,
(and especially to M.~Uc:, M A., EN ll., Thea. Elio·
bc:lh l-.Jcarunc B.,Matil< R., KcvmS.andScouR) For
the ra1 of you v.ho wttl be at LC ne.lll ycar-1'11 ICC you
allan lhe Calli ·Elise Eden, Untv of V Aji\ S~cn
y,c m1&}11 be sh.tme!ul, but ~een:no&
adwncd . We upose ounclvcs FtJCK
I thought 11 necdcJ P)1Jig.
• •
doesn't nc:cessartly mean losmg momhly SSI payments
or Medicaid If you know someone who ts bhnd or
dtsablc:d and wants co work. why not tell them
about the SSI work mcentlv~?
For details. call any Soc.al
Secumy office.
U.S. Dcparun~t of
Health and Human Sc.rvta:s
Sod-·d Sccurtty AdminlstrnUOl1
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PEoPLE UNn ED AGAIN ·T AIDs
Dl..,' h.J~ It'&. fJf
H.t~ one JniW
pmna U!ie mndam• rarwaK.t
MAY 25,1990 lh,..~rip.
~'li ... Of\•
"""""'"'liMn 1\:.-!rift lni•• djill(»,
~10~
t"o&ll '!l.),AJOS ~
l.(i0).7Tht\Jll\
PACE15 FRIDAY
25
Dram.t!-11t ~ LC Thc·tltC IXJ'.lrutlt'nl pre'
cnt-. u' • pnng prtlducuon ~rnng Awa.t,n
tn~. Las1 hnn~..c! Tonight and tomorrow, 8
p.m. m the Bind.: Bo .u Ftr Acres Titcat.rc.
T1 ~c L' urc I ... tht' l' Lrul an incrcdtblc pl.ty
and lurgc 'ou not to m1•" it!
Life k •• Thc LC tu~ Department invnc'
the pubh to oomc 10 l'lte Ct1barct, 1.0mght at
tn Swmm Dmmg Room. ~rfC!nning arc the
LC ConC'C'rt Chotr and the LC Jar.z EnS('mhlc ..
"ho '' 1ll p~cnt cla,,n'ul Brood" a\ hus by
compo,cr Mll.:h as ao;; Georg C1e~ ·wm, Cole
Poncr,antllcrom(' Kern. Adm1 ''on as c; tor
mlull'> nnd S2.~0 lor tud~nts, anll mclud~ a
naJXl lt.l dn dcss~o;rt \oul\d.'i dcltciou:s ...
SATURDAY
26
1u~>i .11 Udight,-Cclli 1 Crhtina l...ec pre -
cnt n rocual tomght at in Evan\ Audtto·
num Her prognun w1ll ancludc work' by
Mc.ndcl ohn, Bloch, Barber, rmd Vivaldi,
wnh piano a ompanimcnt by Carol Rich.
Free!
1\ lbaqan~a ll-..ut-The Homo\\'3 Foundation
lor Alrican Are and Cuhun:. 'i .mnoum.c.' the
mulltCnl c-.·cnt oft he year! Mahlatlum and the
1nhotella QuC'cns. "ho have wotk(.·.d wath
su h arust a Paul Simon and An ol OJSC..,
comcnlllhcwn} fromSouthAfricatopla) an
8 p.m con en tonight ut th.. ~onhwc.st Set\··
ace Center. Opcnmg lhc huv. arc Obo Addy' s
Okropong. TickcLS rue S 12 and I 4 at Ute
d r. For more mfonnation call Susan
Hamada nt 295-2< 1.
1 onif,!hl at Sat) riwn-()neofthc houcstlocal
bands, Swcnty Napplc.;... T1mc? 8 p.m., I
lhmk. but you mtght want to C'dll Satyric on at
243-2380 to make -.urc (although )OU might
getlhc•r ans\\cnng machane. like I did).
SUNDAY
27
l onk! Up in the Sk.>!!!-lt' s a b1rd, it's a
plane.. no, u's reggae Led Zeppchn covers
don b) an Eh: 1 impc.r ona1or! In suppon of
lhe1r debut LP. Dread Zeppelin arccommg to
Pane. Street Theater tonight for a h) stcncal
(and tughly dan cable) look at Led Zeppelin,
past, present, and future. Tu:: S7 .50 at the
door ... 8:30 show. Special gucsl: Tutu Band.
MONDAY
28
Take u Ureak-Chanccs arc, you don'l have
to go to class today. Why? Well,n's Mcmo­
riaJ Da), so 11 you aren't with your family or
lo\·ed ones, hang out and rclaA. Take adV'.m­
tage of ltus rare three-day weekend and study
for your finals. AJl offices are closed today.
lOO.
PACE16 TUESDAY
29
JTctt) Uut~Mnchint'- inctndt ails(a.k.a.
Trcm Rcznor) pllt) ~ rmc trc\!t tonight at
S:'lO. 1 his mnovutrve band '" known for &L'
cn.•.atl\c, cnr-ruptunng. mmd t'' tsung 'ound
as well~'" unft,rgclt.1blc stagt' how' ) ou \ c
hc.mJ 'em on Kl C nO\\ go hear thl'm II\ c!
Sl' Cncs 1o.ll) (from cattle) o~ns l1ckCl'
an. 10.50/ad' <UlCC trom laclo;ctm..L."tcr. \1u'i
Mallcnnium. :md Rockpon Rt\.Or<Js
Oldie but (,oodil"- Titc 48 mcmbl r LC
)mphon1c Wind En~mbtc. \\ttl pr~~nt an
old fush10ncd outdoor b:md concert tonight
at 7 on tl1c rc.ar patio ot Oddl Mnnor (Evuns
Auditorium Jill'" raining) The IOCu~; of the
progrum willlx works by John Pluhp ou~1.
in ludmg light cht"sical works. opcrauc ,c.
lccuons, and popular tum-of-thc-ccmury
mu,,c. Thl' concert ts r~c and open to the
public.
WEDNESDAY
30
B~hind the Ma'"-A bandoflcgendary sUltU\
wuh two decades of smash hits, Fleetwood
Mac comes to Ponland 1orught The 1990
tour suppom the new Bclund the Ma..dc nl­
bum, fc.atunng gutl.1nsL" Rick V11.0 and Billy
.Bumcu,.. Tid cts for the: 8 p.m. sho~ are
$20.50 and 18.50 reserved. through FAS
TJXX outlets (224-TIXX).
THURSDAY
31
Pcliculu en F~opanol -Thc LC Spani~h Club
present'\ El Nortt today at5 p.m. in Tomlin­
son. All nrc welcome. Free, fun. and e"cn
ubutlcsl
FRIDAY
1
fudcnt Art-Tiunecn LC graduating art
maJOr will display their senior an projects.<)
u m. to 9 p.m. daily. sUJrting today and con·
tinumg through J unc 10. 'Otc cxh1bit 1s lo­
C'Jtcd in Stamm dining hall, Templeton Col­
lege Center, and mcludcs works in sculpture,
silkscrcemng, ccrumics, painung, photogra­
phy, m:lSks, computer-generated images, and
design. For more mformation call2C)3-2754.
'1 he Uig One-Portland pride gets a big boost
w1lh the annual Ro c F~uval, :~tan.ing today
and continuing until June 24. Events, con­
e~;;. fun, Lood, festivities, all over tltc place,
too numerous to mention here! Exccpl the - -_.,. ... --.'t .... _ ......
RRE
Gmnd I loml PnmdC', which •s on Junl" Q Try eL~ arc ~ 19,50 at all Tacl.ctmaster outlclS.
nnt to m1s' ll. .. h scoot.
SUNDAY
3
ll tu-.t n~ l.uiT-LC'-. oy, n College Chorale
rw·-.cnL" nn nltC'moon of 'Love ongs from
Arountlth~ World" tod.ty at 4 p.m. in Evans
Amhtormm. 1 he pro~:,'nlrn will inlludc som~:
I mh rcntul) Fn:nclt rm1dngals Shakcspca r
can sonnets set to musac, Enghsh and Ameri­
can toll\ songs and a medley of love '\Ongs by
George Gcr~hwin and Cole Porter. f<rcc. and
open Hlthe public! Yay!
WEDNESDAY
6 .
Oh "I huw Bad Bad Bo) ~If you have a taste
forthcarbr.md ol metal, scrape upS20 50 and
go sc~ ~lOt ley CriJe tomght at8tn the Mcmo­
riul Coliseum. Tid.cLs arc avatlablc at G 1
Joe '!'ffickctmj)slc r outkL~.
THURSDAY
7
Guudb' ~ L "-At least for a while' Vacation
bcgms, 5 p.m. Thank.-; to everyone ... this has
bc.cn fun nnd I can ·t v,ail until next year·~
papN ... who knows? Horoscopes? Obnuar­
ics? Ad,, icc columns? Anyway .I'll sec most
ol you again tn September' AdJOsl
FRIDAY
8
othing Compares 2 Sinead-Stncad
O'Connor, known for her mustcal mix of
t.,op, rock.and Celtic folk, performs tonighLal
8 in the Arlene Schn1w:r Conccn Hall. Ttck SATURDAY
9
'ongral.s!-Graduatc c:hool c.ommcnce mcnt
1s ux.Lly. BaccJlaurcatc : Paul S Wright, 5
p.m , Chapel Soctal: 6 p.m., Odell MJnor
lawn. Dinner dance 6:30p.m., Field·.
MONDAY
11
Good Ol' IJnnk-Five time Country Entl!r
Ulmer of the Year Hank Wtlllnms, Jr plnys
tontght m the Mcmonnl ColtSt'um at 7·30.
Tackcts arc l R SO and $17 50 through FAS
nx \ (224-'IIX \) Kentucky Hcadhuntcl'!l
opens the ~how
SUNDAY
23
The l'rinity. ~'sion~r-The Cowboy Junkies'
streamlined folk .md country rock have given
them a unique me hem the music world. :llcir
conccn.s tonight in the Melody Ballroom
-should hcc\Cc'puonal. Ttx arcS 15. SO through
Tlckctmastcr Shows arc at 7 and 10 p.m
ee, Ht'nr, Expcricne<.'-The Grutcful Dead
cumc:: to Auucn ~tadaum 10 E.ugcnc for thctr
only Northwest appcarcncc thts year This l'i
certainly one of the largest drnws m tltc h1s
toryofrockn' roll,.ocomc.ramorshmc and
expcncncc the ~oplc and the party. Spcc1al
guests: LiuJc Feat. Tickc~ arc $26 through
FASTIXX Conccn begins at high noon
today and tomorrow!
MONDAY
•
25
Workshop-''rir Acres Workshop in Writ·
mg and Thmlcing," a lwo-wcc:k rcstdcnunl
program for hagh school students. Today
through Fnday. July 6. Sponsored by the
NortltwcsL Wnung Insututc.
PIO PICK OF THE WEEK
R'l MA'n s~um
My tup1c llus week is cheese. Yes, for the finalassuc of the Log I have dcddcd to devote
my thoughts to that C\'cr-wondcrful substance, cheese. Why chocsc, you ask? 1 rcahze thnt
thcrcnre.scvc.ral hundred more "mcaningful"thangs 10 writoabout.likc Goldfuh Crisis '90:
1he Nat1on 1 umblts, but today in SAGA tt hit me: in my left ear. Someone had hurled
a w~ ~f cong~ lcd cheese from a distant ~able and splal! I ran to my room for Q-Lips. But
the mc•dcnt st.Jll ha~n~ me: aiJ day. as I walked from class to class picking bits of cheese
from mr car and fl1ck1~g them at BMW's, it occurred to me that cheese is o very big pan
of our hves. Perhaps b1gger than we would like to imagine.
Con~tdcr lhc phrase "~hce.s _y." I us~ly hear this word in lhc Odell TV room during Star
Trck.rcruns. Cnptrun Krrk wall be domg something like turning on the ol' Kirk charm with
an a hen female who has skin the color of lime jello, and someone wiU yell"how chlesy!"
The word IS omchow uppropnate.
A tow months ago I felt honored to add a ne~ word to my vocabulary: butt·c~est . This
S4.)unds olmnst bke somelhang you might see on a SAGA menu (spelling corrected): LtNt:
I: AVOCAOO LASAGNB SURPRISE, ORAPEJ-"Rurr-ouVE CREPP.S. LfNI: 2: NAPAI.)t c:JIOJ Glil.ATINH,
~·~-an~~~ ·.c.us.~oLH. However. buucheese as actually o tcnn of friendly endcanncnt, as
~· How .li ll gom • butt-cheese ?" I've heard a million variations on the word, such as
bone-c~cese ... "cheese-pie." and "shit-cheese ." I assume they all mean more or less t.hc
same thing.
Who kno~s what kind of butt-cheese wiU lake my place next tenn to satisfy your trivial
cunos11y wath meanmglcss memphors and hidden symbology. Until then, ru be making
my summer plans. Adios.
MAY25, 1