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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 52, Number 16

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

1988-03-01

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President; Trey Hagen, Student at Large; Vicki Jenkins, Information and Programming VP; Jackson Shea, }-Board Chief Justice. Photo ~nlralcr
SLC Elections Held
By Ki.tsten Rian
Pioneer Log staff writer
A new ASLC adminstrative cabinet was voted in Tuesday,
Mar<h 1 by the student body of Lewis and Oark.
March 3, 1988
Vol. 53, No. 16= NON-PROFIT ORG. PERMIT NO. 438 Maria Webster. sophomo re Sociology I Anthropology and
Communications major is the new President; Rich Lewis, juruor
Political Science and French major is the new SAAB Vice Presi­
dent; Scott Pillar, junior BAS and Political Science major 1S the
new Vice President of Budget and Finance; Vicki Jenkins, fresh­
man Psychology major is the new Vice President oflnfonnati on
ancr"Progr.nnmmg. US POSTAGE P~D POffl LAND, OREGON
Condom Machines Appear in Dorms Alex Burton, freshman, Jim Rudnick , freshman and Trey
Hagen, freshman are the three students at large. Jackson Shea~
rumor, was elected Chlef Justice of the Judicial Board.
Webster is looklng forward to serving as ASLC President
next year "I'm hoping I can fulfill my responsibilities to the
college as best as possible; she said. "I want to start learning
and gettmg mtegtated into ASLC soon."' By Aaron Baa.r
Ptoneer Log staff wnter -
Condom maclunes were
installed m the laundry rooms
of all of the dorms m January,
Health Services Director Anne
'.\'h.ltmg scud.
"The idea of having con­
dom machines in the donns
has been an issue for years, and
now was the appropriate time
to do it," she saJd.
Wh1ting constders thts to
~ an appropriate time be­
cause of the growing knowl­
edge of Sexually Transmitted
Diseases. "Condoms are the
only means, outside of absti­
nence, to prevent S.T.D.s," she
so.id.
"This is a health issue, not
a morality issue," said Nancy
Kalvclage , Registered Nurse
Practitioner. "To not have
~m available would be a ter­
rible thing." Kalvelage stressed that
that the tnst.allab on of condom
maclunes is a trend among
colleges around the country
and Lewis and Clark 1S just
following the trend.
She said that LC students
are not overly sexually active,
but, "the option (for condoms>
should be there, 1f it is
needed."
To make condoms more
available, Whttmg stud the the
laundry rooms in the dorms
seemed to be the most practical
places for them to be installed .
"lf you think about it,
some vendmg machines are
found m the laundry rooms. It
ts more likely that a student
will have money in the laun­
dry room than in the bath­
room," she satd.
Further plans for these
machines mclude the place­
ment of boxe=, next to the rna­
dunes that w1ll hold literature
concemmgS T.D.sand the use
of condoms. TheSJe boxes will
be funded by proAts tumed in
by the machines .
The condoms in the ma­
chines arc available for SOt
each. The Health Serv1ccs
Center also distributes them
for free in the office.
As much as the condoms
help in the prevention of
S.T.D.s, those at the Heath Servtces Center would like to
stress they are not guaranteed
to be 100% effective.
"'We don't ever want stu­
dents to think that, because
they use a condom, they arc
completely safe. They arc just
more safe when they usc one,"
Whibng said. Six Judaoal Board and two Communications Board amend­
ments were voted on as well and all passed. The judicial Board
am:n_dments dealt ~rimarily with tightening up and revising the
Jud1ctal Board portion of the student constitution.
The Communications Board amendm ents change the stu­
dents at large representatives on the Commumrations Board
from four to three and allows the ASLC President to help decide
the Communications Board Chair and also have thl! power to
veto or freeze the ""'
Commencement Speaker Chosen
By Gilion Geihs
Pioneer Log staff writer
Edward J. Perkins, US
Ambassad or to South Afnca.
has been chosen to give the
1988 commencement address
at l..eWlS and Clork.
Perkms accepted the for­
mal invitation from Pres1dcnt
Gardner last week. "1 am par­
ticularly pleased that Ambas­
sador Perkins has agreed to be our commencement speaker, ..
Gardner :;.atd.
Perkins attended LC as an
undergraduate before rece.iv­
mg his BA from the University
of Maryland . He received
MPA and DPA degrees from
the University of Southern
California.
Prior to his appomtment
as Ambassador to South Af­
rica, Perkins was the US Am-bassador to Liberia. He was
the first black US ambassador .
"Perkin's choice is espe­
cially appropriate because he
attended LC and subsequently
has had a distinguished career
in foreign affairs and intcma­
tional relations -an area
where LC cxrels,"' Gardner
said.
Commencement activities
will be held June 12.
NEWS/2
African~American
Contributions FEATURES I 'Z
Mayor's Ball entices minors
FORUM /5
Would you rather be
rich or famous? SPORTS /10
Returning runner joins LC
track team after 16 years ews
Gard1ter to Meet witlt
Stztdetzts Wed. 2 to 5 p.-111.
rrcs1dcnt Gardner has resumed h1s Wednesday afternoon
meetings w•th students. Any students m.1y vi~1t the president
between 2:00 and 5:00 p.m. Wl>dnt.'Sday'!t to dtscu~ top1a. of
their choice, there 1s no screening of agenda~ "I learn from these
~ions/' Gardner sat d. 'It':> a way for me to commumcate wtth
student~" Appomtments to meet w1th the prestdent must be
JNd~ through his secretary prior to the day of the visit.
Motivatio11al Speaker
Slzozvs Pote1ztial Tappi11.g
H Michael Wickett of the Nightingale-Conant Command
Performance Roster of Top Mohvatlom1l Speakers will present
a three hour mmi-conference on Sunday. March 13 called ''Tap
Mon~on our Po ten hal' , Wickett has led s1milar conferences for
k•<tdcr~ of Fortune 100 corporations like CM .md IBM. Tickets
arc $15 and reservations must be made as early as possible. The
conference will be hcld at Unity Church of Portland, NE 47th &
Stark. For more information or reservations, call Judy
Holling~worth at 234 7441.
The Nerd Tozlrs LC One
Niglzt Only, March 11
urry Shue s contemporary farce. The Nerd, com~ to LC'~
Mainstagc on tour for one night only, Fnday. March 11.
Whitman College presents this new play, still running on Broad­
way, about an interfemng friend who causes havoc in a well­
regulated home. This will be the first showing of this popular
c~mcdy in the Portland area. Rc5ervations can be made bcgin­
mng March 7 by calhng X2745. Tickets are $6 for general admis­
sion, $1 for LC students, faculty and staff.
International Women's
Day Celebrated at PSU
Portland's annual celebration of International Women's
Day wiU take place lhts year on Saturday, March 5 m Srruth
Center of Portland State University. The event will begin at 10
a.m. and will continue until 7 p.m Food booths w11l remain
open un~il7 .30p .m. ~os t for theday'sactivihests$2. Following
the acbvt bes, there Wlll be an everung concert featuring mtema­
bo~ally acclaamed folk si~ger Odell~ beginning at 8 p.m. in the
Snulh Center Ballroom. Ttckets for the concert will cost from $6
to $8, slidmg scale. in advance and $8 at the door. For more
information , call Tess Wiseheart at 236-2451.
\Hld-mannered reporter from the.: 1 ake (h'\\ego Review
will be re.tdlng trom
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Ca1zadian Politics Class Provides Insights
By Geoffrey Pe:~rd
Pionrcr Log staff writer -
-
In 1957, Lewis and Clark
College launched the first of
~~~ tnlcrnational overscac;
programs This was not a trip
to the USSR lndta, or Great
Br1ttan, but to a nation which,
for all pract1cal purpoSC'i, ts
the Unttcd States' grt'atcst
allv Canada.
Smcc then, every year,
pohhcal sctcnce professor
Don.1ld Balmer and those
fortunate l'nough to be
enrolled m his spring term
Canadian Politics class have
'cnturcd forth to explore Vsc­
toria, B.C. Professor Balmer
claims that as far as he knows,
"Lew1s and Clark was the
very first college in the US to
travel to Canada and study
the pohtical and cultural en vi-rons firsthand." Tills may
seem surprising for a country
which is easily our largest
trading partner (in 1986 we
mutuaJiy exchanged over
$150 billion in goods and
services), our closest neigh­
bor culturally , and our most
Important ally in terms of
defense. but Canada is often
easily ignored m LC's rush to
become cross-cu lturally
aware However, within the
last twenty years the US has
become increasmgly aware of
1ts closest nc1ghbor's impor­
tance as evidenced by the
growmg number of thmk
tanks and graduate schools
solely concerned with the
study and promulgation of
Canadian issues.
Canadian Politic; w1ll be
taught this spring term by
professor Balmer, current
head of the pohtical science dcpnrlmcnl J lc notes that the
closs will concentrate on lhc
"stucturc and substance" of
Canadian governme nt, his·
tory of the country, and issues
dtrcctly tmpactmg the North­
west Issues such as the judi­
cial system, trade, defense,
and the parliamentary system
(the system every democracy
in the world today operates
under with the notable cxcep­
hon bemg the U S.) wtll be
cxplamcd in deta1l through
class lectures and guest
speakers
The class is offered for
three cn..'<iits and meets every
monday evening from 4.00 to
6:00. So, if you don't mind
mlssmg SAGA once a week,
you too can discover Canada
firsthand and get a hcadstart
on the pack.
Speaker to Address Black Contribution
By Gilion Geihs
Pioneer Log staff wnter
McKinley Burt,authorof
Black Inventors of Am mea. will
speak at Lew1s and Clark next
Monday at a forum sponsored
by Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
Burt will address the
topic. "African-American
Contribubons to Math, Sci­
ence and World Develop­
ment". Cc ordmator of this
event, SAE Mark Came, said
"Because this 1s Black History
Month, we felt that bringing a
man of Burt's stature to the
campus would really benefit
the LC community He ts an
expert on black contributions
to business, education and
society."
Burt isagraduateofLC's
Northwestern School of Law.
He teaches at the Oregon
Museum of Science and In­
dustry <OMSD and is a con­
sultant for the Portland
School District. HJs work in
helping develop a minority
curricula for PorUand schools
has been praised by School
District officials.
In 1969 he won the Na-
I ttonal Sc1ence Foundat1on
Award for implementing the
nation's first on-line com­
putersystem in an elementary
school. He linked the school's
Teletype machine with four
Oregon industries to demon­
strate how modem technol­
ogy related to students' math,
language and science courses.
His book, Black Inven­
tors of America, highlighted
many little-known inventions
of black Americans , those of­
ten overlooked by educators
and historians. "Many of
today's traumatic social ad­
justments could have been
avoided,'' wrote Burt in the
preface, ''had our historians
performed their scientific
tasks with the same uncom­
promising dedication as did
the1r scholarly opposites in
the physical sciences."
. The SAEs believe bring­
mg guest speakers to campus
Is important . '1t's high time
LC students got involved in
the Portland community ,"
SAE President Christopher
Teas sa•dc '"This is an excellent
opportunity' '
The presentabon will be
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Editor ln Chid: Ctlion Ccihs
M~naglng Editor. Sheila
McLaren
News Editor: Kirsten Rian
Fonam Editor. Ahson Baker
Futures Editor. Jennifer Huen­
Ink
Sport• 'Bdlton Eric Hartmann
Photo Editors.: David Batts
Bualnesa Manager: Sc:Qtt Hahn
Advertltlng Manager. Tom
Cunningham
Copy Edltor: Dave Andrews
Staff Reporters : Aaron Saar,
lngnd Haynes, Kristle Towell,
Melissa Lim, lan Gee, Chris
We.tcr, Phil Lucht, Duke Ritcn­
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Ponam Writen: Gcolfry Peard,
Sarah Gregory, David Lochtie,
Mike Thiss and guc.o;tl'
Photographers: Jeff Keyser,
Lynn Roscntrnter, JuRtine
Seavey, john Rccs, Danny Wilson
Cartoonlat: Todd Battenfield
Artist: Woody
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th08e or the atudcnt body, lhe faculty
or the colle-ge od.mlnl!ttrotl on. Staff
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proved by thl' editors and monap
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!iscover Canada
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Jrsten Rian
l.Jison Baker
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David Batts
g~r. Scott Hahn
~anager: Tom
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'S: Aaron &ar,
l<rlstie Towell,
fan Gee, Chris
tht, Dulce Ritcn·
Gcoffry Pcard,
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LC Video Recruits Prospective Students
By Alison Baker
Piortt.er Log staff writer -
The videotape for
prospective Lewis and Oark
~tudents completed last
Spnng was shown at high
schools by admisstons deans
and alumni representatives
throughout the fall and has
received positive feedback.
Peter Brown, Dean of
Admtssions , said he feels the
tape provides a visual
impression of the campus and
r.uscs more questions about
the school than it answers.
The tape is mostsuccess{ul, he satd, when lhc screening Is
accompanied by someone
who can answer student
questions about LC
"It's not meant to to be a
documentary tt's more
hghthearted ," Brown said
The t.lpe is also being sent out
to students and schools upon
request.
Brown praised senior
communications major
Richard Leider as the "chief
archttect" of the tape.
"Richard was very creative
People find the tape very
refreshing," he said. Brown
added that Leider was successful in coming up with
a firushcd product that was
diUerent from so many
college videos that '1ook like
they were produced on
Madison Avenue."
The theme of the tape,
"Looktng for Lewis and
Oark", tS brought out by the
usc of the Long Ryders song of
the same name which pro­
vsdes the background mustc
and two students who play
the parts of the explorers
LeWls and Oark in the tape
Hundredsofhoursofstudent
interviews were edited to­
gether with views of the cam-pus and the Portland area to
make the rest of the video
The cost of the project,
lncludmg the cost of the oop­
tcs of the vtdcotapes and pro·
fcsslonal film editors, came in
under the projected budget of
$10,000, according to Brown
'We were told the mini­
mum pnce outside would be
$20,000," Brown said, adding
that he had heard of colleges
spending $40,000 to make
similar tapes for prospective
students How exciting! No mur­
ders, thefts or notorious
streakers to report this week.
Maybe it's due to the overall
campus awareness and con·
cem recently about cnme on
campus.
A Forest dorm resident
wasawardt.'<i S25 for identify­
ing the person responsible for
breaking the lights in front of
Ponderosa, Spruce and Juni­
per dorms.
The vandal has been
fined $50 and the cost for re­
pairing the lights. Good work
finvironmental Action Group Formed photo by Johrt!Uu
Conference Discusses Ideas
-By Sheila McLaren
Pion!er Log staff wdrer
A,.ting upon their
concern for student
awareness of the
cnvtronmental problems
faetng the Pacific Northwest a
gro•Jp of Lewis and Clark
students have developed a
group to address
cnv:.'Qnmentll issues.
Th~ group, formally
known as the the Environ­
mental Action Group (EAG),
was organized by senior Chris
Brun and Junior Kenny Mor­
rish. Brun said he felt that
environmental activism has
reached a low point on the LC
campus and the Portland
community in general.
"We're basically trying to in­
crease the political awareness
of the environmental prob­
lems fadng the region," Brun said. "We want to educate the
LC community about issues
which aren't being dealt with
byOSPIRC"
Since the group's forma­
tion last term they have fo­
cused their encrgtes on two
issues: old growth forest pres­
ervation and the ehmination
of styrofoamfrom the Trail­
room. Brun said that focusmg
on the tssuc of preservation of
old growth forests the EAC
hopes to be influencialm the
preservation of the one per·
cent of old growth forests left
in Oregon.
In response to the EAC's
initiation, a recent decision
was made by SAGA manage­
ment to look into the possibil­
ity of replacing products
made of styrofoamwith prod­
ucts made of paper, accordmg
to Judy Van Domelen, Trail­
room manager.
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volved in putting together the
Environmental Lecture Series
which has been taking place
last week and th1s week The
series has brought a vanety of
speakers to campus to edu­
cate the community about
envtronmental problems
which exist in Oregon and the
Northwest.
The EAG was recently
chartered and plans to de­
velop an even more substan­
tial program next year. The
EAC is open to all view point,
ideas, and suggestions Brun
said. All students interested
in joining are encouraged to
contact Brun at box 216. on Math & Science Teaching
By A.aton Baar
Proneu Log staff writer
On Fnday, February 26,
about 80 teachers from rune
local school dtstricts, along
Wlth 17 Lewts and Oark
education students, met to
work on plans for
tmplementing innovative
tdeas in Math and Science
teach•ng, Charles Ault,
Associate Professor of Science
Education sasd.
"Our long term plan for
this conference ts to
implemen t some new
techniques into the
educational system,"' he saJd.
The conference
presented a new plan from
England that has to do with
engmeenng, design and
problem solvmg. This
program would present a
child with a challenge, and the child would solve that
challenge by creating a
structure or vcchicle.
"'This may have been the
first time this plan has been
used an the world." Ault said.
The conference was
organized by Rob Laarscn, the
dtrector of Adult and Teacher
Education at OMSl, and was
funded with a port1on of the
Murdock Grant, $1.5 rrulhon
which was awarded to the LC
science departments last
spnng
Sunday: Saga Alternative
Monday: Chock Full o' Pizza
Tuesday:A La Mode Mode
Thursday:Coffee Chaos
pizza.coffee
ice cream.
people, food! Page4 Plonur Log, Mnrcb J, 1988
Forum
Editor 10 (hie( Galion Geihs
Managmg Ed•tor Sheila McLaren
News l::ditor "arstcn Rian LETTERS-------------­
Self-Designed Majors Addressed
Forum Ed1tor Alhon Bakt.'r
Fcatu~.; Fditor. Jennifer Hucnmk
Sports Fd1tor: Eric Hartmann
Phot(lgr.lphy Editor. David Batts
Bu,incss Manager : Scott ltahn
Ad\'crti.;ing Manager: Tom Cunningham
Cop 'Editor: Oav~ Andrew!'
Apathy Clzaracterizes Electio1z
We '"ere \'cry plc.t!-t.~ to hc.tr that om'-third ol ) ou man.lgcd to take it upon
yourscl\'e' to actwtlly vote in thl.' ASLC cit lion on Tut·-.dny. We rongr.ltulatc you mo~t
wholchc.utcdly along w1th the winners 1\'i you n'prc:-cnt thl'C'Onhngent of students who
have. ciC\.'h.'<i the benefit.; of t.lCtion owr np.lthy. Student go\'crntnent will be comro"cd
of vour will~; nl''-t vc.u . -But this l'<iitori.tl is rt.?.llly for tho-.c of you who didn t vote, With booths outside or
SAGA, the T milroom and thl' Bodim· d.s,..,nmms, you'd h11vc to hilw bt'(.'n blind not to
sec them and .1gile not tu tnp over th<'m. The..c <11'\.' all pl.te\:., notoriou' for being '-ih.'' of
~mingly cndlco-' waiting l::wryonc should haw 1:1\-cn compcllro to vole il not out ol
bon-dom or by d~·f.luh, thl'n, we would hope. out ot some gcnu&ne c:cn!'C of ell ring about
the future ot ~WI" and Clilrk. To the Eduor
l..Jst tcmn I dl'<:tdl.'d th.lt I wanted to
doubl~'-mojor in Communications and Cen­
dl'r Studlc,•'l Since th(' Gender Studtcs pro­
gr.lm ic; currently only offen.~ ,,., a minor, I
wa-. going to ~tudcnt-dc,ign the mnjor.
lcwi" .md Cl,\fk hao: a policy thnt .;tu·
dl•nto; may nOt oldd ll c.tudc.•nt-dcsignL'Cf mil•
jor to an alre.ldy·dc,fgnatc.'d major, so l
t.llkc.'<i to my <~dvbor and the A&"'ci.ltc CA•an
o(thcCollcgeo( Arto;and Sdenrec;about my
propo,,l (or the doubtc.~mojor . Ncithcr
knew why the policy c\i6tcd, and they ('n·
cour.lgc.>d me to pc.'tition to have the rule
w.th·ro tor my ca .. c.
In Octob..!r, 1 -.cnt my petttlon to the
Modification of Rc.-quiromcnts <.:ommttll'C .
On the 26th of February, ln.>ccivcd my an·
~WN Mv propoqnl w.1s dcmcd.
lhc followmg is the letter J '-Cnt back to
the Committro in r~pon!>e to their: dental.
To: K. Jill Au.,tin and the members of the
ModlftcJtion ol Rc.-quu'Cmcntc; Committoo Re~ Your denial of my propo..al to .ldd a
o,tudcnt..Ocslgnc.'d ma)Or In Gender Studies
to my maJOr .n Communlclltions
Although I have alre.1dy dccidcd that 1
do not haw enough time ldt at I.A-wi<: &
Clark to doubl~: miljor I want you to know
that J find the reason for your denial UT\Jc­
ccptablc.
You stat~'<.i in your leth.•r th.lt, "The ~tu·
dent-dc.;ignL~ molJOr i!'l for tho~ WhO find
no n•gular major acwpta bll' " I am glad that
student' nt l<.•wis & Clork who don't want
nny of thl' .lln•,dy olVt1ildblc major.. have the
option to d~·,ign one for themsclve-; . How.
ever, <,tudentc; like myself who arc mot!·
vall~ by a love of teaming and ,, dc-.iru to
c:hllllcngl' thcm~clvcs with u doublc·major
mu'it not be dented that opportunity Plc.t~
keep thts 1n mind the nc>.t hmc a '>tudcnt
wishc to add a. self-designed major to ''"
al rc.ldy-dc.,ignatcd major.
Stt>plranlc-Rtynolds, junior So where Wl.>rethcothertwo-thJrdo:of •ou,anyw.ty? Wccanonlyspccula tcand hope
that you are not the c;tudcnt.; \\·ho complain th~ loude't about ASLC ne-u y\!Jr, You had
your ch.1nre. but you han• to octi\'l'ly choo~ to make a difference . \'\'e Wlsh that more
ot you h&ld made th.lt dcci.,ion on Tucsdny.
Or ~rhap-; Whilt 1s rcJlly at o;takc here hl:'ln the l.lck of o;tudcnt!' committed enough
to LC to be ~11ling to \'Oluntanly comm1t to :o-cning other :;tudentc; in an ASLC office.
Let's not lose '•ght of thl• fact that two of the candidatC<; ran unoppoSt.'Ci . Perhaps this
represents the most ultimate apathy. Maybe more people would havevotoo if they had
felt their \'Ote would M\'e made a ditfcrencc. Use o Log Photographs by
Sac's Voice Criticized
1 o the Editor:
Class Explores Black Culture
To the Editor: Not to aggravate the situation any further,
but I have one more complaint to lodge
ag<1in~t SaalJawra'~ Vouzt. Once .1gain it has
to do with the unwarranted ~ of Piontu
Log equipment/property; more spedA­
cally, the publirotion o£ Log photograph s
from past Issues without the permission of
Log photographers or editors Over the pa<>t two weeks we hove bl'Cn
di5Cussing as a class the 1ssuc of bl.lck com
munity in Portland Wuh Daryl Miller , the
head of Black American studie" at PSU
speaking last Monday night and several
cbssdi!>CUssions. we have laaml'CI quite a bit
about Black culture in the Portland com mu­
mty and abroad-most specifically blacks
and their position in Portland'" society.
At the end of every dic;cu,..,ion, the focu!>
of the clao;c; !>Cems to tum towards the issue
of what it must tx! like to be a mlnonty. lsay
must bccau~ . ironically as it may seem, all
of the members of the Portl.md Class, ln­
cludmg my sclf, a~ white, and moo;tly
middle to upper eta~. Mo .. t of u<. have basi­
cally no tdC3 as to what 11 would be like to be
a minority. Following through on thi. , the
Portl:md class in\'ited two black Lcwic; and
0.1rk students into our clao;o; to talk about
their JX'rsonal feelings as to what it io: like
bcing one of the 30 some odd blo1ck ~tudent
in a school of 1500-a. mmor1ty in the !>eJ of
the maJOnty.
Fir..t off we talked. about the mcvitable
"What is tt like to be a mtnority at Lcwts and
Oarkr Suddenly, what could h.lvc been a
vmyowkward and fruo;tr.ltingttlluat•on was
immediately tumed around by the kind and
articulate word~ of our speakers. Eventu
ally we found that in the beginning of each of these two <~ludcnts' cart?ers nt Lewis and
Oark. they both felt awkward and out of
pine(' but these feelings began to dissip.1tc
o.~ t1me pas~-d They told us that, for them,
the LC atmo-.phcrc was fmc and that lhey
ha.d ncvl>r run into any extenuating racial
expcricncco;. As a minonty, they feel com­
fortable In 1 he LC environment, but they
hope for a greater representation m the fu­
ture.
A~ a do"~ • I feel that we all gained a new
and very valuable pcr:.pective on the t!'.sue
of black culture and what it is like to be a
black mlnority at leW1s and Clark. To the rc.lder, photographs help to visual­
ize and Interpret o;torlcs as well as to break
up the monotonou~ form of newspaper lay­
out A<:. a photographer for the Log 1 cmjoy
captunng the LC btudents, faculty, and
campus on film, o;pcndlng the tedious hours
in the dark room and laying out the pictures
to fit the page.
But With all that work go~ a little credit
LETTERS AND OPINIONS POLICY
Letter. to the Editor and other ">ubmiSSIOn6 to tho Forum pages ~hould be address«~ to
Dox 21 or dropped o(( in the Log office In the basement o( Templeton . The deadline for
lcttcr..Jb midnight on Sunday ... Opinion plcce!\ should bct'C<:c?ivcd by Saturday. Submis­
sions should be either typed, double spaced or, prc(er.lbly, on a disk .1ccompnnied by
.a hard copy. Dlsks can be picked up on Monday from the Log office Submissions should
lncludt tht writer's n01me, olC.ldemk cl388, bculty etandlng or staff position, and
phont numbtr. Try_t? keep submission."> undcr350 words. All Jetter'! will be published
but arc subp:t to ed1ttng for length, grammar and libelou$ ~tatcment&) The Pioneer Log
re!>Cf'Ve" the right to hold letters and opinions plccco, if Sp.lCC problems an !>C. Poetry Is
now being acc~pted for publication , ~pace permitting. Alllettcn;, opinion~o pi~ and
~ry must be accompamcd by identification The opi.nionr, pnntro are those of the (i c. "photo by ') A lot of hmc, cHart, and
money stand behind C41ch photo F1lm mu~t
be purcha-.cd, lime allotted to expose the
film, chcmlc<lls and paper bought and more
time spent for processing and printing lt Is
obvious that Sac's Voice doc~ not have the
fund:. or thc support staff (Or such an
opcrat1on, but on the other hand, must they
stoop to plagiarizing our work7
The Pionur Log photo staff is not impos·
sible to work With, other arrangements
could have been made. In fuct, a verbal
ag•ccmcnt was made to the extent that P1o
Log photographcn. would perhaps take
pictures for the Voicr, but before we knew it
our pictu~ were already published in their
past issue.
The btggeo;t cnmc 10 the u..c o£ our work
Ues m the fact that the pictures arc laid out on
the page in an unllattcnng mnnner thilt only
detracts from the image itself
J( these extravagancies should continue,
the least that could ~ done is to g~vc the
photographer some crcchtll However , Sac'"
Voice should be warned that if circulation
were not limited to a college campus legal
action could be taken
l.!f"" Roset~trater
PhotogrRphcr, Pioneer Log
wntcrs and not n~!iruily thoso of the Log !.l.lf( or Lcwt-. and Oark College
<=)I'Jl\JJ<=}l\J --------------------------------------------------------------------~ ~~~·NM~·~J·~~~~.a~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----•
HQPE DESPITE THE TIMES:
I think it is high time ~mcont· hn this
caSe &OmL-onc well on his way to ..tcquinng a
college education) gave CT\.'<iit wh~rc cn...odlt
~Sduc For instance, to George Will for being
con'-Crvativc and intelligent. To r~..,~
Jack..-.on for calling Will a "racist" wlth little
mPmory To the ContrtU. (or being thl' moral
equivalent o( the H~slans And to Pete
DuPont, Jack Kemp, and Pat Robcn~n for
having ju"t thai much more pcr;onallty than
George "I ve never been part of any loop"
Bush. The Envelopes, Please
And why confine my awards to our
sphere of democracy? J commend Mlkhatl
Corbachcv for allowing Raisa such a long
lc-.1sh. I commend Shimon Peres on his
advice to both sides in the on going Palcstin­
ian/lsracU feud; to the fu.tclis, "be :.trong." and to the Pale!>tinhms , "be stlent." And I
really want to thank J.1pan for loaning us all
that money
Robert Pack wood also de--crv~ a men
tfon for hie:; omozing n.X'Ovcry It JU•t g<>C"i to
how you that our ~>y ... tem of justice 11 .. not
dt.td-Packwood has been tully rehabili­
tated 'IInce h1s am. .... t <~nd, according to hi~
parole officer, J~o no longer a threat, to the!
communaty Cdocs this mean he can 1 vote
anymore?) And speaking of justice, how
about that pillar of truth, democracy, and
the AmcricJn wny Ed Mcc..~7 Poor Ed )Ur.t
can't Sl.'cm to ~hake th1s "b.1d guy" Image.
According to sourres close to him, he's even
h.lvmg trouble making love lately. Hey,
may~ he should hove a tJ.Ik with one of the
Kcnnc.'Ciy's, they don't ~m to have impo-ten,)' problems, or Cary Hart, 1f he can't get
l•lcctcd presldont maybe he can become a
marriage counsclor
I cspcctally want to thank Paul Slmon Cor
not having read Dress for Sucass. Now I can
keep thut bow tic 1 got in grade 5Chool for
c:hurch on Sundoy's And, a~t for aU those
othl!r D.!mo'~ I've forgotten, the congress­
man, tht• ex-governo r, tho.1t southern guy,
<Jnd the one who's cousm wa!> in "Moon­
~truck" and ir. up (or an 11cadcmy awnrd,
after thoroughly chcckmg thcc.c guys out
dunng the .. Saturday Night Ltvc" debates, I
won't vote for any of them.
And, finally, so as not to leave anyone
out J've created the ''spcdnl mention" calc­
gory Accolades to Morrisey for 6CCing the
world In proper perspective. And to Johnny Curson for tC41chmg jonn Riven. n thing
about Loyalty To Dave ~ttorman for being
so darn funny at thecxpcn~of compa!>sion
To Woody Allen for daring to procredtc .
And, last and least, to Bill Cosby for break
ing the color burrier and showing us all that
you can bell your 'iOUI no matter what your
color, only in America!
By Geoffrey Peard
Sopl10more political science
• maJor
~ (
OPINl
Hype
Atlhc fine ngt
5tUI speeding tov
pcrft..-ctlon . The
10ward optimal t
ing the last of a
one\! and wonda:
begins to arc and
resPl--ctivc orbit ,
lng the fall of th
down to a lesser'
1 formal signlA<
,dulthood Whal
su~ bccilmc :.iler
, t)nt as a germ.
HNot mel" I'd
~latus as on adul
role of o hypocril
but choose not t1
diet I on is n d Iff
comes confessed
My grade scl
dared that the 'bl
thls to mcon thai
asarcsult of bel
true When we l1
said that we WCl
LETTJ
Driver
To the Editor.
One of the B
itcd me lo~t w
s.1fety of nclghl
hers The speed
on Brugger is a
total contrast t<
ian bumper sti1
sport. The wor
Brugger Street
Lewis and Clar'
as il "short cut"
30 seconds on t
Please stop
gear is out of p
and speeds ab(
Which
rather
[ortun1
Elaine Lall
and Rli Ro
Designed:
fortune, ~
fame." iressed
y propos.tl to add ll
r In Gender Studi~
1nlcation"
~ady d('Cided that 1
me left •lt Lcwi!i &
I want you to know
•r your denial un.1c-
cttcr that, 'The stu.
for tho~ who flnd
lblc ... I .tm glad that
uk who don't w.tnt
lblc maJOr haw th1•
· thcrn!tclvt..._, How.
~elf who arc moti·
ting and .1 de5U\! to
rith u double--maJor
opportumty. Pit·,,~
1cxt lime :1 "tudcnt
signed moJor to .1n
or
1/or
rs by
t of time, effort, and
h photo Film must
1tted to expose the
~r bought and more
g and printing It i~
doc'> not have the
staff for such nn
1er hand, must they
r work?
• staff is not impos·
thcr arrangements
. In fact, a verbal
the extent that Pto
>uld perhaps take
t before we knew It
y published in thett
he use of our work
turcsarelaidouton
tg manner that only
itsc!(.
l5 should continue,
~one is to give the
itll However, Sac'\
1 that if circulation
liege campus legal
.og
•
nn Riven; ol thing
..ctterman forbcmg
msc of compa'>sion .
aring to procrc.ttc
Jl Cosby for bre.1l<
howlng ua all that
) matter what your
r
~tl science Plonur Log, Mnrcb J, 1988 Page 5
a
or urn
OPINION------- -----------­
Hypocrisy ... Will the Best Team Win?
At the fine agoof21,ourphy'llognomy Is
,,111 qpccdlng toward the mnrk of potential
perfection The first <tage, hnvtng sent us
townrd optlmaltrnjcctory, breaks off, trail"
illg the last o( a rich mixture; joyous dalll­
tnC\! and wonderment. Soon the true path
bt'glnS to arc and each o( us seeks our own
rMpcctlvc orbit while occasionally regard
1ng the fall of that pnmary stage. It spins
down to lllcssor v•sibledimcnslon and gains
1 (ormnl slgnlflcanc:c through the eyes of
adulthood Whilt was once a personal coloo;­
su'~ became silent as n memory and .ts dls­
l.lnt ac; o germ
•Not mel" I'd likcto:.ay , but refuting my
\tutus as an adult would be embracing the
role of a hypocrite That role I already own,
but choose not to embrace bcc.luse contra­
diction Is a dlfAcult practice when lt be­
comes confessed.
My grade school soccer coach once de­
clared thatthe 'best team' win. I understood
this to mean that the 'best team' would win
a.s c1 result of being the 'best team,' which is
true When we lost that game 7.{), our coach
s.1ld that wo wore, as he had predicted , tho 'best team by a long 6hOt We wore out­
wardly plc.1S<!d with his remark and In·
wardly confuo;ed ,\1 to how the JUStice of the
'best team' could be so rc.Jdlly reversed to
benefit the team with the lesser llCOrc The
coach hnd warped the str.ught lUTOW of
truth to ~ud hlt.'cl.lirvoyancc' In predicting a
winner.
Some of us drew tho conduston tlult
because we ware hls players, we were also
invariably and inevitably the 'best team'
This affected our performance and attitude
toward o sport which, like many other
sports, It' ~t when both teams ore equally
suited ln sportsmanship and ability
Some of U!; drew the conclul"ion that
bcca usc he was our coach, ~ had no choice
to be anyth1ng but the 'best team' which
didn't rub well with otherwordsofwisdom
from parcntsand adults alike. They said the
game was m the playing and not in the
winning. So wouldn't these parents and
adults agree with our coach, that ln fact, we
were the 'best team?' No, because these
people didn't express favoritism over the
black and white, yet unwritten and there-
LETTER------­
Drivers Asked to Slow Down
To the Editor:
One of the Brugger Street neighbors vis­
Ited me last week out o( concern for the
g(ety of neighborhood famibcs, including
hers. The speed. at which vehicles are driven
on Brugger is a threat to human life and In
totill contrast to the wonderful humanitar ­
ian bumper stickers many of the vehicles
'port The worst speedsters are restdent of
Brugger Street followed closely by other
lewis and Clark cars which use the Brugger
11) a "short cut" to campus, saving (maybe)
30 seconds on the trip.
Please stop and smell the roses! Fourth
gear is out o( place at any time on Brugger,
and speeds above 20-25 miles per hour arc, too, for a neighborhood where there are
nnrrow streets, few fences and lots of kid~ ,
dogs, cats and other beings no one ever
wants to hurt mtcntionally
The neighbor Isn't Interested in being
"heavy-handed ., She'd like the lawis and
Clark students who rcslde In the neighbor·
hood simply to be good neighbors which
means watching out for one another's intcr­
ests--11\ this instance by simply slowing
down. It seem a reasonable request-one
I'm happy to support. J urge all drivers to do
the same
Oenhe Thompson
Acting Dtt~n of Studtnts
ace
Which would you
rather have, fame or
fortune?
,
(
Elaine Lander, sophomore , Bnglls~
and IDi Rosenblatt, sophomore , Self
Designed: "We would rather have
(ortune, because we already have
fame." Gabrielle Nicholson, freshman. unde­
cided: "I'd rather have fortune, because
1 could do what 1 want and wouldn't
have to consider what anyone thought
of me."
Jodi Hanson, junior, English: "I'd
rather have fortune, because I wouldn't
have to have my actions up for publtc
scrutiny. I think you can do more inter·
cstlng things with money." fore often untaught, rules of sportsmanship
They didn't favor a practical rcallt.m over
concctt, the fuel of the heady and addictive
fo~ of o;cll<entrifugal well bemg
Perhaps our coach meant well by offer
ing u~ .ts 'bc::1t team,' but h<' considered no
assumption of risk for this borrowed st.ltus.
Everyone h..ls discovered convenient loop­
holes to cscJ pc the commitment that accom­
paOics good Intentions . If we were to take
his word lltcraly, ond entry it past the first
~tage 11\to life, we would And ourselves in
debt, finandaly and worse A soaal debt is
more Ukcly to corrode the confidence of a fncnd or rclauvc than that of o1n ccountant.
Oftentimes thccont.equcncc forthisdencga·
lion h.l!\ no bankruptcy CSC41pc Villve.
Lc•wing high c,chool and entering .ldult­
hood, anyone can begin to serve themselves
by serving others the truth. Hpyocn•y i' a
web, unforgiving and reprocusslon.Jry
Any gtven line is true; In ~pace, In college, in
adulthood . Whether or not that line Cln he
held is in accordance with whilt 1-. s.1.1d and
whot IS done.
By Mtke Titiss
Junior English major
POETRY---------------
Black ..
It is not a color.
It is darkness!
It 1s the monster in the closet,
the crash of thunder, the shadow
under a rock, a bird, a vulture,
thirteen blackbirds, a vamptre bat
flying around a lamp post­
pitch black!
It is the absence of hght
in the midrught sky or a cluster o(
tombstones rottmg away, cats
chasing mice into shadows or one lost child
crying, a cave that echoes darkness-
It ts complete emptiness m the bottom
of a wishing well, eyes ncar a single
candle's flame, a hole in an old sho,P..e-
lt is the dtSUldination to be
a snowflake or a cumulous cloud on a
sunny day, tt is the wet earth after a rainstonn
on a dreary Monday morning
It is the cloak of Night and
the edge of the world.
By Laura A. Reeves
Freshma" Art major
By Ingrid Haynes
Photos by John Rees
\'• ..... _
Husein Fakhrudeen. junior, Business
and Econmics: "Fame. fortune is not
that important to me."
Chris H3yden, freshman. lA: *I'd
rather have fame, because money
doscn't really matter to me. lrs nice to
have, but it is not important to me." Beth Sanchez, junior, Self Designed;
.. Are those the only options? ..
AnJel Singh, sophomore, U.A.S.:
"Fame. because fortune will come
along with fame. For me it will work
this way." Page6 Pioneer Log, March 3,1988
Features
Portland: Northwest Favorite
By CHion Ceihs
Pronur Log stnff writer
Portland's newest piZL1
parlor has been a Northwest
tr.1dtt1on for over ten years.
Papandrea 's Pizzcna opened this week in the Nob Hilt
Exchange Building at NW
23rd Ave and Westover , lhe
sixth restaurant opened by )1m
Pucci
Pucci opened his first
Papandrc.l smS1~tcr ,Oregon
In 19n He had since tempted
PIZZA Bend; Oregon City, Sandpomt,
Idaho and Mt Shnsta City,
California Wlth h1s tantnhzlng
• pu~s.
Even before o menu
appears, lhc bnght colors, d1m
lights and unusual, renovated
architecture of th1s newest
parlor d1stmgu•she" Papa­
ndrea's from other Portland
pizza "by the slice"
establishments.
Aglanccatthemenuonly
proves the difference . Along
wtth legendary pizzas,
Papandrea's offers delicious
callazonc, Italian sandwiches
and an impressive salad bar
"Our recipes have been
handed down family to family
until now we are able to hand
them down to you in the Conn
of Papandrea 's Great Pizza,H
Puce said
Its popular location
makes Papandrea's a
recommendable spot for lunch
or a casual dinner before
enjoying the shoppmg and
entertainment of NW 23rd
Avenue
ParkJng is no problem,
either on the street or in lhe lot
at the Uptown Shopping
Center. Papandrea 's is on the
lower level of the purple Nob
Hill Exchange Building (haJf a
block from Burnside), with
entrances both on 23rd Ave
and on Westover, 226-6868. Local Festival Features
New, International Films
-By Jennifer Huenink
Pioneer Log Staff Writer - -
The Eleventh Annual 'Portland FiLm Festival is now in lts last
week, to continue through March 6. It is an alternative film­
viewing festival that introduces international films and first
films by new producers. Audience awards are given out at the
end of lhe festival and ballots arc available for voting at each
screening . Single admlssJon tickets are $5.00. ·
Th1s week's films include:
Thursday: uEle, 0 Boto," Braril
Walter Lima, Jr. is the producer of this seductive film whkh
centers on a beautiful woman, Tercza living in NE Brazil. The
traditional myth about a dolphin taking on a human form to
seduce women comes true for this character nnd sht' is caught in
u web of intrigue and fantasy when she brings on a curse to her
homeland through the birth of the son of the "Boto!' The lilm
features creative special effects and realistic cinematography.
Friday: "Welcome iu Vienna," Austria
Freddy, an Austrian Jew, guides the audience through a
changing post-World War 11 Vienna. After his move lo America
he finds difficulty in re-adjusting to his native country with hts
newfound lover, Claudia. The work together to ptck up thier
lives after the destruction of their homeland. Axel Corti is the
director of lhis film and has won numerous foreign film awards.
Saturday: "Surrogate Mother," South Korea
Jon Gwcon-taek takes femimst approach to this fiJm about the
14lh century Yt Dynasty and a young 14 year old gtrl sought to
be the mother to the ancient family's new son. The Producer
doesn't hesitate to focus upon the more sensual side of the
Korean cinema jncluding sex, torture, ~nd other exotica.
A1 though the film takes place in an anccstora l community, this
dramatic talc is still prevalent in Korean at1itudes today. .......
Sunday: "11re Kid Brother," Ctmadaljapan
An emotional favorite, The Kid Brother tells the story of an
othcn.~ise nonnat13 year old boy '1'/hO has no legs or lower torso.
I lc tries to overcome the attitudes of others towards his physical
disability as the film explores soctetal problems in coping wilh
handicaps . Claude Gagnon, lhe director. even has Kenny
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Mayor's Ball Adds Second Show t -__________________ )
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-By Gillon Geihs
Pioneer Log Staff Writer -
The 1988 "Mayor's Ball"
will be held Apnl8 from 5 p.m
to rrudmght at the Portland
Memorial Coliseum. A new
event, the ''Mayors Ball Too",
has been added to thP
evenm~s entertainment.
The Mayor's Ball Too was
orgamzcd by the Portland
Music Associatio n (PMA) as a
tribute to the dty's alternative
music scene. Local
"underground" bands have
gained increasing popularity
through regular performances
at downtown clubs such as the
Satyricon and the Long
Goodbye PMA sought to broaden the scope of the
Mayor's Ball by includmg
these bands at this year's
event
The Mayor's &ll ToowiiJ
be held in the Convention Hall
of the Coliseum , wtth a seating
Sun Valley Discounts capacity of 3000. There wiU be
two stages, allowing bands to
alternate 40 mmute sets
Wtthout breaks in the mustc.
Bands perforrrung at trus
event include: Slack, Hell
Cows, Poison ldea, Dhanna
Bums, Obituanes, Smegma,
Napalm Beach, Otal Memphis,
Untouchable Crew and Dead
Moon
Ttckets arc $10 and
include access to both the
Mayor's Ball and Mayor'~ Ball
Too. However , only the
Mayor's Ball Too will be open
to all ages. Other rooms will be
restricted to minors. Tickets
wtll go on sale soon at regular
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Pio Profile: Runner Keith Woodard Returns After 16 Years
by Rrlc liutmann
Pronecr Log sports ~taff
When the gun fire; to start the 1500
meter race at the Icebreaker Track
Jnvatational Saturday tt nught seem as
though one Pio athlete has put hamsclf
through a time warp A bme warp filled
with "'Males of Trials and Trials of
Malcs .. (Onee A Runtln'. John L Parker)
Tharty-seven year old Keith
Woodard will resume his LC running
carccr thlS weekend at Linfield College
after a haatus of over 16 years. Though
this walt be JUSt Woodard's th1rd
collegiate track season, he will be far
more expcncnced than his competitors .
ln fact, Woodard has been runrung
longer than most fellow collegiate
runncrshavebeenalive . Hcbeganasan
caghth grader m the spring of 1964
followmg the running aspirations of his
older brother, Ken
At ncar by Beaverton High School,
Woodard won the D1stract cross
country meet as a scruor, and lowered
the school two mile record to 952
After dreams of compehng for the
great dynasty at the University of
Oregon had been reahz.cd as only that,
Woodard turned down offers from
Oregon State and Boise State before
enrolhng at Lew1s and Oark an the fall
of 1968.
Cross Country '68 ... a freshman
on the Hill.
Keith Woodard finished second,
clocking mat 21:14,alsoa personal best.
He ran the race side by stde wilh
Ftx(prescnt LC Head Track and Cross
Country Coach DaVJd Fix) most of the
race, unbl the last mile when fax
managed to pull ahead.
-Pioneer l~g, Oct. 22, 1968 (PLU dual
meet in Tacoma)
Yearling Keith Woodard has been
impress1ve as a varsity perfonncr and
should compliment the team by his
effort He firushed second to Fix last
week and has the potential to bc<:ome
one of the top runners t n the conference
-Ptoneer Log, OcL 25, 1968
"Woodard ran his top race and has
soltdifted his spot as one of the leaders."
Coach Eldon Fix sa ad after University of
Portland dual meet.
-Pioneer Log , Oct. 29, 1968
Kctlh Woodard has been running
ampressively each week and can be
counted on to help the Pioneer effort.
-Pwm:er Log, Nov 1, 1968
Kc1th Woodard firushed ninth for the
Palatine Hill harriers by running a good
race typacal of hlS steady performance
even though only a freshman
-Pioneer Log , Nov. 12,1968 (Dtstnct 2
meet)
Track '69 ... personal bests but
ilJness.
Freshman Keith Woodard supplied
Lewis and Clark with tls best
performance of the afternoon as he
bettered by six seconds his hfetime best
tn winning the mile in 4.24.3.
Ptonter Log, Apnl 1, 1969 <Oregon
College of Education dual meet in
Monmouth)
Also pcrfol11\ing Wt!ll in his first year Is
Keith Woodard . An outstandmg cross
country man, Keith has been
impressive in the early meets and has
run a fine 4:21.0 mHe
-Pioneer Log, Apnl 18, 1968
Mono Sidelin~s Rook Trackman
Keath Woodard, a member of the
Pioneer track team will be out for an
indefinate period of time with ~trep
throut and mononucleo sis.
Pwn«r Log, April22, 1968 Cross Country '69 ... a tough
comeback.
Alter a ~ummc r of recovering from
mononucleosis , Woodard's second
year of collegiate running began with a
daCftcult work schedule that allowed
him to work out only four days a week
Woodard was forced to do all workouts
on his own wathout the team His race
performances reflected Woodard 's
tough schedule, but he was still able to
worJ..himsclfinto LCs top five runners
The Pio' were Northwest Conference
champions.
In the spnng Woodard decided h1s
work demands were too much and he
dtd not compete m track.
Cross Country '70 ... a strong
effort.
Woodard came back strong in his
junior year trading spots with three
other runners as the Pio's number one
man. But this team never lived up to the
standards of other legendary Eldon Fix
teams.
Track '71 ... a few more personal
besb>.
Woodard returned in the spring Cor
his second track season. Aided by LC's
three other front runners, Woodard 's
workouts dropped hts 880(1 .SS> and
440(51.5) bests.
Cross Country '71 ... a gutsy
finale.
After beang injured traming during
the summer, Woodard returned as
team captain for his final cross country
season His brother, Ken, came to LC
and ran at this time. Keith's injury held
him at the back of the pack early in the
year until he ran himself up to the
squc1d's third man.
At the Northwest Conference meet
Woodard had a poor race firushing as
the Plo's seventh man as LC placed
second. Before the District meet Coach
Eldon Fax asked Woodard to give hJs
spot away to a freshman who thought
he could run faster than the captaan.
Woodard refused and responded by
leading the team to the District tttle
plao ng filth followed by brother Ken in
SIXth.
Leaving LC-Wlnter '72._
Woodard realized he would not be
able to graduate on time in June after
struggling between work and school
trying to pay tuition, and decided to
leave college .
From February '72 until January
'73, Woodard d1d not run a step. When
Woodard started running again he
trained up to 60 miles a week, by
ham~lf, and lowered his mile personal
best to 4 18.
In the fall of'73, Woodard mov<.'<i to
Vail, Colorado, picked up a couple of
odd jobs, and began runnang 100 mile
weeks. He met ·n Olympic marathon
champion Frank Shorter and other world class runners training at Vail's
7200 foot elevation. In the spring of '74
Woodard was married.
The Streak beglns-April20, 1974 ...
Since this date Keith Woodard has
not missed a day o( running. '1've
never really had any major inJuries or
allncss since 1 had mono My training
has also gone In cycles. Some of those
days are runs of only a few miles. t
listen to my body .,
Woodard returned to the Portland
area after a few intense years of altitude
training in 1975 In the months
following through 1977 Woodard was
rarely beaten In the area.
Woodard says of his training, ''[
built a strong distance base and then 1
played around with lt. I've read a lot of
coaching matcrial. .. l'vcalways thought
that to beat me you'll have to run fast. If
you do, I know you had to work to do
it l think that philosophy has carried
over mto my training."
At tht Top ...
Between 1974 and 1978, Woodard
competed m two national cross country
meets and two world championship
trial meets. His highest placing was
20th in the'75 trials, a meet that qualifies
the top nine runners to represent the
United States in the World Cross
Country Championship s.
During this successful racing
period, KPilh and his brother worked
in a medical lab frequently trading
hours to In able each runner to travel to
races around the country. Woodard
posted personal bests of 4:12.6 in the
mile and 14:16over5,000metcrsin 1976.
The following year, 1977, Woodard
took over as cross country coach at his
alma rna ter, Beaverton. He also took the
head track coach job an the spring of '78,
and hired brother Ken to help. At this
time, the two brothers were recognized
throughout the area for their front
running tendendes and fadal hair.
In 1979, Woodard received a
partnership offer with Frank Shorter
athletic wear • n V ai I, Colorado. Though
he enjoyed his coachang experience ,
Woodard couldn't refuse the business
opportunity.
He trained wath Shorter during
some o( this time, but living expenses
were too high in Vail so Woodard
moved to Boulder. There, he worked
for a Boulder newspaper until 1983
when he began managing Frank
Shorter stores in the area. He was still
able to train with many elite runners
during this time, but Woodard realized
that their type of trairung wasn't always
the best and he returned. to his own
thing.
Retlrement?-1980 ...
In 1980, Woodard turned thirty and
decided to retire from competition.
From 1 une '80 through March '82
Woodard ran just three to five miles a
day But somehow he became inspired
a~aln and quickly upped. his weekly
maleage to 100 In a little over a month.
In 1984, Woodard took a shot at an
Olympic qualifying time lowering his
10,000 meter personal best to 29:23.
Unfortunately , his work
responsabtlitics with the stores
increased and Woodard 's racing
performance "took a nose dive" as he
describe~. His traarung went back to
five males a day. Eventually,
Woodard's stores went bankrupt , and
he learned he wasn't into the business
part of running. Up until the preparation for this
track season, Woodard 's racing has
been limited to Lewis and Oark Alumnt
competition His return to school was
inspired by refusals of numerous
applications to coach at the coU~
level Woodard says," A college degree
is that final loop 1 need to go through. 1
haven't been very tradatlonal In the
pl"C>CCss"
Woodard has been coachmg at
Portland State under his brother since
January of 1987. The job has given him
the flexibility to train and go back to
school. And, yes, Woodard will race
agamst the athletes he coaches at PSU
this scaon. Woodard says of coaching,
1'1 enJOY dealing with people who are
involved In an activity voluntarily ."
Track '88 ...
Woodard looks ahead, "I'm a little
unsure abo ut what I can do this year,
because 1 haven't really competed since
'84 .. .11d like to instilled some racing
confidence tn the younger guys and
help LC's program Improve."
Woodardalsoplan stotakeashotat
a few school records, and at a national
qualifying time in the 10,000 meters.
College teammate and present
track coach David Fix describes, '1<eith
as unique in that biologically he is equal
to the younger guys He's better, now,
than when I ran with him at LC. . .l hope
he can transfer some of that attitude we
had in another era. He could bridge a
successful past wath the present, and
bring practical running and radng
techniques to our program"
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5556 Pioneer Log, March 3,1988 Pag~ 11
orts
Sweat Sox
by Eric Hartmann
Well, for better or wor.,c, the term Is ending for the Pio
Log sports staff. It has been a fun, hectic, and even a learning
one for all of us. For me, it's been an especially stimulated
odvcnturc as sports editor. A title I'm not c;ure I Wa5
prepared for, but one I recently became ~ttlecl with But just
as my bulletin board has filled, I o1m moving on to spend my
spare time running around c1n oval frequently inten1ptcd by
36 inch barriers and pits full of water 12 feet dccp<the 3000
meter steeplechase).
So often dunng this life stage as college students, just
when things begin to settle, we seem to rush on to something
else hoptng we won't m•ss anything we could regret later
when we have our 1.8 kids, dog "skeeter'', and wife "Judie"
and say, "Dam! I wish 1 would have spent some lime doang
that."
Moving on to compete in tr.lck this spring will give me
the opportumt y to sit back later 10 life with other full-bellied
arm chair quarterbacks, and BS about races when the miles
of beer and pizza have taken their toll. Actually, 1 think 1'11
be c:1blc to grasp more out of my athletic experiences than
recallfng a few stories about races that really weren't as fast
as I thought they were.
Besides, I don't think my buddies and I will ever be too
out of shape to pass up a game of thrcc·on-thrcc half court
hoops. Wtll we?
Anyway, we're all on a collision course towards that
sponge that will absorb us al1 into capi~1listlc SOCiety But
wa.t, it wasn't meant to sound that bad(though two fellow
editors did classify me as a pcssurust 1.1st week). WE WILL
ALWAYS HAVE SPORTSIII
Well, there are a few more obscure thoughts I dtdn't
have a chance to express during the term that 1 £eel impelled
to expose here before this space is handed over to another
man's (l know, or woman's) composition.
-"&ink,'' Jim Blakemore (Pio cross country letterman and
5-Live-Crew intramural hoop teammate ), I hope you have a
great time in England without your hip hurting. .
-H the Lakcrs don't win the NBA title, Mike Cohcn(ex·Pto
Log sports editor and Sac's Valet staff writer) should kill
himself with a veg-o·maticl
-Did you know that the Houston Rockets have five ex­
Colden State Warriors (Sleepy Floyd, Purvis Short, fB
Carrol, World Free, and Lester Conner) on their squad
including thrce(Sleepy , Short, and Carrol) of the team's top
four scorers. Despite this phenomenon , look for the Rockets
to mnke a TUn at, yes Mike, seemingly invincible LA in the
years to come.
-The Stanford Cardinal hoop team will out smart their
opponents to a NCAA tournament bid. LC Isn't too
studious to win either.
-Pio hoopster Mark Fortin, I apologize for the time 1
informed the Log sports reading audience that the LC hoop
game was on Saturday instead of Friday. I heard you lost a
date over lt.
-1 hate to beCoPiol , but l have to admit the LC men's hoop
team deserved more than slx wins this season. Their
hardships included 3 overtime defeats and numerous close
loses, as well as a season ending injury to captain John
Potter. Don't give up this team though! Potter wm return
next year with seven of this year's sophomores who all have
game experience .
-Eccentric Pio athlete Chris Dutton, good luck after
graduation . You would be a fun guy to drin~ beers w:'th·
-1 don't feel bad we only earned six medals m the Wmter
Olympic s. Actually, l'm surprised with George
Stienbrenner as a commissioner we won any at all. He
doesn't even have Billy Martin to fire on th1s one!
--Plo distance running coach Jill jones will make the 1988
US Olympic team in the 1500 meters. but she'll never beat
me!
--The Olympics should move to u permanent s1tc i.n Rome
and national uniforms should be b.mnl'<i to a voad nuts and
boycotts due to nationalism. .
--'Who turned on the lights?" ,1 Cub fan ~valt ~n qucstton
as Wrigley Field becomes the last maJOr league s1tc to
cntcrt.tin with night b.lsebnlt. What a shame that tl'e windy
city's baseball better half guv~: into lhc cconom1C demands
(or the night version of Ameri c~·~ national ~stim~?~ The
Tribune Co. and "Wriglcyvillc , though, wtll mok~:: more
money this way, and thus will ~tay m tunc with Amt•rica's
true national pastime. But what will MVP Andre Dawson
do now?
-Look for the San Fransisco Giants to make a stron~ run at
the National league championship this year wtth the
acquisition of veteran outfielder Bret Butter. As lead off
hitter, he could be the missing link that will bring the
pennant back to the dty by the Bay. Yes, Duke. they will
finish In front of the Reds.
... • • • • t • I I • Review o Disappoint~nents
by Phil Lucht
Pron.ur Log sports staff
The women's basketball
season ended on another down
note last Friday as the Pio's
were thrashed 93 57 by
(oncordia. The Plo's ended
their season 4-22.
Pio coach R.·mdy Nordlof
was obviously d1sappointed
with his team's record but he
praised hJs team for having a
good attitude and worketh1cin
appro.1ching both games and
pracllces throughout the
season Nordlo( felt that
ancons•stcncy was the baggcst
problem for the team this year.
" Some ntghts we were great
and some night~ we were
terrible There would be games
where we played great defense
but had a lot of turnovers and
there would be gam~ where
we played awful defense but
handled the ball well But we
are a fairly young team and we have d good nucleus for next
year"
One reason Nordlof is
opllmistic is the return of
Kathy Copple who was the
second Jcadmg scorer on last
year's team. Another positive
note for the future is that the
team feels dcdic.1ted to turning
it around next year and many
of them will give their summer
to off season camps and hitting
the we•ghts. Nordlof is looking
hard for players who can bed
up the Pio's front line so he's
htttmg the post season high
school tournaments an hope or
finding some tall recruits to
add to th1s year's nucleus.
The Pio's were led in
sconng this :;.cason by Sh~rccn
Reaney with 10.4 per game
followed by Ktrsten W agnild
with 10 3 and J....tr!>tcn
Rademacher at 10.1 Nordlof
gwcs spcctal praise to Wagnild
who averaged close to stxtccn
points over the last fi·.;e games.
A BitterN evadan And His View
--Intramural Hoops
by Duke Ritenhouse
There's a new variation on o1n old )OkC and it gocsllk.c thi~r; · 'The other day 1 went
to the fights and o.n intramural basket brut game broke out '' ln my opinion, th1s hred
old line scrv~ well as lln epigram to sum up this year's l.M baskt..>tball sc.1son at Lcwi!i
and Oark.
There are311ntramural tc.1ma competmg this winter; ec;timaling eight players per
te.lm giv~ a total of .1pproximateJy 250 pnrticipan" . (Add!tionnlly. ovcr 1.000
participan t<la.rc expected this yc.u for all LC !ntnmurals}. All ofth~ A gun.~ ore new
record.; at LC ond nrc totals that mt1kc Mary Hunter. Director of lntramurab,
justi!itlbly proud Obviou..,Jy, ~tudcn~ are excited about partiopating In I .M. !>ports,
particularly basketball However, If I had the time or resources to interview c.1ch of
these 250 players. I wonder how m.tny would vo1ce a concern with ovcrly-phyc;tcal
play, or c.xtn.~c rompcut!vc tens ton on the floor, or the mabihty of official~ to control
the game I would gu~' that a ma,ority of player<; would mention these thmgs. Taken
a step further, 1 wonder how many could tcll me about incidc~ t" of puo;hing a~d
shoving, or even outb~k.<~ of fighting and violence. Again 1 thmk I would rc<.'CIVC
a constdcrnbl e amount of postlivc rcspon~
Case m point on Monday. I played m .tn I M oosketb.ill playoff .. game· whtch bore
more of a re-;cmblancc to gang warfare than a basketball game Be:;tdcs the owrall
physicality of the game. there wc:rc three Incidents of players squanng off on one
another, numcrouor; plnycr-to-plnycr revenge tnd1c;:,, and agcnerall\.'t!llng of vtolen~
throughout thcconh.'st ln fact, the g.1mc ended ~rly when n flying tackle leveled one
plnyct to the ground and cauor;cd member:. of both teams to ru'lh onto the floor
Anyone who was there Ciln tell you that n browl was narrowly avotdcd The whole
experience ha, left me very bitter Not bitter about lo..rng the game-our opponents
desc.rvcd to wm ond I wt!lh them lucldn thcuch.lmplonshlpcffort-f'.lthcr.l'm upset
about lhit> -;mall-ilrm battle that mao;qucrodcd as a ba.skctbaU game
Why doc~ thi' type of sltwllon anc;c during an othcrWto;e harmlcs'l athl~hc
contest? From the U<~ V'l Them .lttttudc that most players mstindivcly htlvc dunng
I.M. games Wht1t foster-or nurtW'L~ this attitude? The offictating (or lack thereof)
oC the game<~. Where do th~ ofhctals come from' Therein lice. the root of the
problem' In I.M. b.l~kc tball tn mo~t <".t<.e'. the offkmlo, arc mcm~r. of the two
competing team... Continued in Pub lick Occurrences
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Yeah, it's carcellcd again. Things
could be won;e.
Tuesday
by Dana McLaren
Today
S.T.S.C.A.P (Students ln Soliduity
With Central American Peoples) is
holding its weekly meeting tonight
and every Thursday night tn Odell's
lounge. The meetin~ provide on
opportuntty to Jearn more about
Central Amenca and to help plan
future events. It all st<lrts happening at
7:00p.m. and everyone is w~lromc
PANEL DISCUSSION: TilE FATE
OF OLD GROWTH FORESTS. Three
p.1rtictpants m various ICS~slanon and
acli\'itcs for the prott'Ction of forest
land iwill be spe.1king tonight Thio; is
lhc last event in the Lewis and Clark
Environmental Lecture Series, and it
takes place at 6:30 p.m. in the Council
Chambers.
Friday
A ITENTION ALL PYrHON FANS:
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
will be shown torught at PSU. The
legend of King Arthur, the Krughts of
the Round Table, and the Holy Crail
will be used and abuS(.'<i in the style
which all Pythonitcs know and love.
E\'erything begins at 7:30 p.m. in 75
Lincoln Hn.ll and costs only a nominal
two bucks.
ED BRADLEY of "60 Minutes" fame
will ~peak today at PSU from noon to
1:00 p.m. His speech is entitled "In My
View,"' and will be held in the third
floor of Smith Center in Snuth
Ballroom. This sounds llke a good one.
Saturday
ALPHA BLONDY AND THE
SOLAR SYSTEM are appearing
tonight at the PineStrc.."et Theatre foran
aJI-ages reggae show. The concert
begins at 9;00 p.m., and tickets are $11
in advance. Pick up tickets at the
usual outlets. Rumors that have
spread are saying that this IS the next
Bob Marley.
Learn how to PRUNE FRUlT TREES
m a hands-on seminar from 9:00a.m. to
2:00p.m. today in the World Forestry
Cc..>nter's Exhibit Hall Classroom. The
seminar will bedividc..ad into two hours
of classroom learning, two hou1'5 of
field learning, and one hour of travel
time. Tuition for the seminar is$15 for
World Forestry Center mell\bers and
$17.50 for non-members. Also, please
bring a sack lunch. More lnlo needed?
Call 22S.1367. AJso ... this is far and
away my PICK OF THE WEEK. Sunday
College Outdoors presents SKIING
IN THE WIND RIVER BASIN
·• A void the crowded roads that lead to
Mount Hood and cross country ski
some of the ridges of the Wind River
basin, ncar Mount Saint Helens In
Washington. If the weather's clear,
you'Ll get beautiful views of this active
volctlno."
1---
1 DOUG WILLIAM WAL TBR will
premiere percussion works by
Portland composers in a marimba and
Vlbraphonc recital schcduJed for 8:00
p.m. tonight in Evans Auditorium.
Special highlight of the evening wdl be
a performance of ''Soaring," written
for Wolter by David Samuels of Spiro
Gyra. For more information, contact
the Music Department at x 2n4.
BAKERS ON A ROLL CO·OP
BAKERY is busy bakin' every
Tuesday from 8:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Come on down to the Plattfonn and
joln the dough party. NO
EXPERJENCE NECESSARY! Music to
my cars.
Intramural Hoops: A Bitter View
Continued From Sports Page 11
by Duke Ritenhouse
It d~n't take much thought to sec where thic: type of situation lc.1ds. Officull
X (ai<;O a member of team X> has three options during a game. First, he can be
completely obj(!Ctwe and call 'em I~ he sees 'em Anyone who's played I.M
hoops will tell you that this is an extremely rare occun-anro. Socond, ho can
swallow his whistle and not call anything either way ThJs happens all the t1me,
and leads to extreme anxiety for players on each side. Or third, he can defend his
tc.lm with lhc whistle, probably assuming that the other official is doing the exact
same thing 11us is also (TCqucnt, and Is directly responsible for the Us vs. Them
mentality whtch is causing so much trouble.
Something needs to bedoneaboutthis, and tn my initial dmftofthlsessay I was
prepared to offer a variety of solutions; some vnltd, others fanciful. Fortunately,
however, I was able to talk lnfonnally with I.M. director Mary Hunter before I
became totally situated on my soapbox. I discovered that not only is she
completely ilWarc of the shortcomings of I M bac;kctball , but that she also has
COn8idcrcd and discarded all oft he Ideas that I was going to bring up. We talked
about an ld~l situation in which either officials were hired for a season to work
a rotatlonru or;chcdule or offering ada~ on b<tskctb411 offldahng ond havang the
clas<.-mcmbers workthegames Unfortunately, to paraphrase Hunter's thoughts,
"The Interest JUSt Isn't there we would never come up with enough bodies to
have a complete schedule" So, In a sense, Hunter's hand" arc tied· she wants to
f'aC1litate students with the best I.M program po slblc, but Is hmdercd by the
unwUlingness of the student body to help her administer these programs . Thus,
the current offidati.ng of I.M. b3sketballl~o the best solution c;he has to a less than
ide.ll dtlemma.
This pur.t.les me. If interest and enthusiam for LC intramura ls are at 3n all·time
high, then why doesn't it follow lhat students arealr.o willing to help the programs
run more smoothly?
A<ik yourM?lf .1 question the next lime you're considering partlclpatlng man
I M act1vity: '1n addition to playing, Is there nny waythall can help Mary Hunter
Wtth the administration or intramurals?" Our de11lrc to participate should be
combined with a desire to help. Othorwl!.e , sports like I.M b.lskctbnll will
continue to be plagued with difficulties thnt seriously hinder the players'
enjoyment of the activity. And that 1S o damn shame.
Birthday Wishes to Sheila McLa•en:
Through all of the good and the not-so-good times, I'Dt glad you've
been around. I hope your 21st year brings all that you've been
hoping for ... and maybe rn even give you a present. HNORK!
~ -The Younger (but no less Dominant) One e Wednesday
FRESH-BAKED GOODIBS from the
co-op bakery arc on sale todny and
every Wcd.n~ny outside of the Trail
Room from 9:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. All
pr()(.'(.'(.'ds benefit the Rafael Housc, an
emergency shelter located in
downtown Portland.
The LC ANGLICAN FELLOWSHIP
GROUP hosts thelrli\St get-together of
the term in the main lounge of
Copeland. Piza and soda will be
served for $2. Everyone Is welcome.
Upcollling
Local author CONRAD HAYNES , a
graduate of LC. will r~ad from his new
book, PERPETUAL CHECK Haynes
has set this murder mystery in the
hallowed halls of "a ~ma ll college" in
Portland. Haynes will read in the
A Me Hughes Coffee Room in Powell's
Books at 10th and We~ Burnside on
Thursday , March 10, at 7:30p.m.
Classifieds
FOR SALE: Sanyo 555 2-<hsk dnve
256K, amber moniter,v1deo board,
100% IBM compahble, software
(WP, WS, etc) $400.00. Interested ?
Call or leave message for Katy,
X6216
Gatn EXPERIENCE and EARN
money while working on Fortune
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Programs on campus! Aexible
hours each week. Call 1-800-821 -
1543.
COMPUTER DISKS : 3.5/200
only! $28.00 per box of 10 (save
$12.00 off bookstore price) $2.80
per disk opposed to $4.00 per disk
3M, Fuji, and BASF (limited supply
so hurry) Contact Fred Schriever
LC Box 2430 Phone· 245-3516 After
5 p.m only please
SUMMER CAMP JOBS at Hidden
Valley Camp. Co-ed, private youth
camp interviewing for summer
positions on March 1st Make
appointment in Career Planning
and placemen t center
FOR SALE: 1977 Datsun pickup
with custom made canopy and bed
liner. $2500 call 293-3972.
HOMEWORKERS WANTED:
TOP PAY! Cottage Industries, 121
24th Ave., S.W Suite 222 Norman,
OK 73069.
FOR SALE: Refrigerator -DORM
SIZE, measures 32x20x20, big
freezer and crisper, like new , 227-
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WANTED: Eligible, intelligent
person to take ov~r business
managerposilion for the Lewis and
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accounting knowledge is helpful.
Dedication is required. Pafd
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Pionur Logs
The Finan~
tee of the Boarc
approved an in
tion, fees and ~
for the 1988-89 s
Total cost~
room and board
be$13,995. an tn
per term. This
tutes an 8.7 ~
over thts year's
Acting De•
Deruse Thompl
part of the incl"l
expenses ou tsi
and Clark's co'
postage, insur~
books and su bSI
Tuition Inc
new to LC. Stu
creased 14.3 ~
151 percent in
cent in 1984, ei1
1985, eight pel
and 11 4 per~m
Admtssiot
probably not
the increase
Admissions
"Most people c
increase from •
will S<.'e stmila
other private
Brown.
lhe cone
posed a $650.~
financial aid fo~
though this fig\
been approvoo
nancaal Aid Off
ing arrangcmcr
~tc loan proS3