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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 52, Number 14

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

1988-02-02

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

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$6, studcnb ond
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at the Campus
at CJassic,,l
1 HANFORD
rL tonight in the
:30 p.m. Come
ut the potential
r the Pacific
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AS AN
bnussions arc
award-winning
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Chapter of the
~reation Society
ifHE HEALTH
arch 7. at Good
nus workshop
stress and how
bre information ,
Puhtzer Prize
FOURTEE!fH
ebruary 27 at
.rsity. General
ket mformati on,
GALLFRY i-.
n exhibition of
·rails by Barbara
. The exhibition
ruary 27, and
esday through
y continues its
c Broadway hit
N. The show
and will run
ery Friday and
, with Sund.ty
'sail happening
anceCentcr ; for
Visnick at 235·
· R: Please tum
the Pubhck
later than b:OO
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Love's Labors Lost opens tonight at Fir Acres. See dispatch on Page 2.
.ur"' Rosentrater
1-ebruary 25,1988
Vol. 53, No. 14 NON PROFIT ORG PERMIT NO. 438
US POSTAGE PAID PORTLAND , OR<="
--By Kirsten Rian
Pumeer Log staff writer
Lewis and Clark College
is currently projecting a year­
end surplus of almost $300,000
compared to the deficit in
exec:» of $1.5 million reported
1 to the community last spring.
The Second Quarter
Budget Variance Report for
this year projected a combined
deficit of the College of Arts
and Sciences and the Graduate
School at $28,843.
The Law School currently
has a projected surplus in
excess of $300,000. The
agreement by which the Law
School was merged with the
College precludes the CoUege
from usmg a Law School
surplus to cover this deficit.
Thus, measures will be taken
m the College and Graduate
School to rebalance that
port ton of the budget. making the process work will progress has been made For
be the integration of the the size of this msbtution
planning and budgettng compared wath our
processes wruch is currently contingency size this budget
unden-vay " reduction is pretty
W1thin the next two significant. "
weeks, a recommendati on will The $120,000 conting·
be made by the Provost to the ency with the Undergraduat e
Finance Committee of the and Graduate Schools' share
Board of Trustees rclabve to a represents about 4/10 of 1% of
planforeliminatingthedefidt the allotted $32 million
and creating 8 modest budget. Fruin feels that
contingency to help guard realistically a much larger
against any unforseen contingetlcy of in exces.s of 2%
emergencies that might occur. or $600,000 would be more
Last spring th~ Planning accurate for an institution the
Resource and Advisory size of LC. Due to the tight
Council (PRC), a group budget however this level has
. d b p d l yet to be reached. appomte Y resl en Other variances which Gardner,revlewed cumculum
and made recommendations caused the remaining
to the Board of Trustees to cut projected $23,000 deficit
and eliminate certam faculty, mdudeanenrollmentmcrcasc
currtculum and ad minis-over pro)CCbOns at the College
of Arts and Scien~ wd an trative programs .
The projected deftcit enrollment decline at the
reduction is due partly to some Graduate School and legal fees
of those cuts as well as to due to labor, governance and
careful momtoring and contractual issues.
budgeting by budget Absorption of the
managers , academic depart- originally unbudgeted Comp­
ment chairpersons , executive rehensive Campaign expend­
offices and others within the itures represented about
central administration . $230,000 of expense beyond
"lt's not an overnight the approved budget. The Petition Calls or
Union Student
By Gilion Geihs
Pioneer Log staff writer
Over 300 students recently signed a petition
rccommendmg the estabhshment of a student union at Lewis
and Oark
The pctitaon, written by scnaor Meg Finaly states: "Jt hc1s
become increasingly eVldent that the library has become a
main location (or social gatherings for on and off-camp us
students. Due to the large size of the freshman class and the
lack of anywhere else for students to cor:gregate, this has
become a growing nuisance for all students who arc
attempting to accomplish schoolwo rk in the library.
"I believe that the answer to this problem can easily found
through the establishment of a student union. I propose that
the administration m.1ke this a top· priority on their agenda ...
Acting Dean of Students, Denise Thompson said that the
colll'gc is aware of the needs of the students : "Ev~ryhcdy
would agree that there needs to be suitable space for student
activities and/or social life."
A Templeton Renovation Committee was orgamzed last
spring to detcnnme thc best way the college center could
serve the campus. "The focus was on student nceds,n
Thompson said
Unfortunately, money for renovations was not Jvai!dblc
and plans have been shelved for the time being. Thompson
believes that more fonnal plans should come together v. hen
money as available .
The petition wtll appear on next week's ASLC ballot as a
referendum to be voted on by students.
Chicken Pox Ep"idemic
Hits LC: Record Proportions
By Sheila McLaren
Pion«r Log staff writer
Fourteen Lewis and Oark students have come down
with the chicken pox since November. Nurse Ann Whiting
described this occurrence as very unu~ual and said she has no
idea why the number of cases is so high thl.S yuar.
Student~ who have never had chicken pox have no way of
preventing themselves from contracting it, Whiting said. The
virus has an incubation period of about seventeen days. The
viru~ as most contagious two days before it appears and has no
treatment or medication.
Chicken pox IS one of the most readily communicable
diseases. Symptomsofthe virus include a mild fever and rash.
The virus normally begin:> tn the che::.t area and spreads
outwards , and lasts about a week. "'Most normally healthy
adults are not at more risk than children if they come down
wtth it," Whiting said.
Students who have already contracted the viru-., usually
in early childhood, are immune and will not contract it again
if exposed.
ln the eleven years she has worked at LC Whiting said
there were no cases of chacken pox that she was aware of until
about three years ago.
NIEW§ /3
ASLC Interviews
lF<Q>~lUM IS
LC's computer
community
IFIBA1I"l{Jl&IRS I 8
!Kung Bushmen
§!E<O>Ii'[§ I 11«»
Calgary Olympics lFlEA'[lUI!lB§ I I
"First 11tursday" gallery u1alk
CALLERY
''We feel we have better
control over the budget system
and arc looking at It more
realistically," Paul Fruin,
Director of Management and
Budgets said. Fruin was hired
in July to help improve the
budgeting process and thus
avoid future deficits.
"The long term key to process to change all this," renovation and reopening of
Fruin said. "We still have Howard Hall also mcreascd pltoto try CiliQPI GriM
problems to be dealt with~b~u~t=~e:xpe:n;se:es: ·~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;;;;~;g~~
82 Sunday Activities I 6 Pag~2
ews
Shakespeare's Comedy
Opetts at Fir Acres
Lovt~s LAbors lAst will open tonight nt Pir At.'TCs Theater.
1 Cs vcrston ot this Shakcs~arcan comedy lS sct in Victonnn
l:ngland with Vtctorian OO$tume~. 1he ploy ((ltlow~ the '-"<>mic
plight of 1our young men who m~t four young women~
immoo\n lely after vowms to ~~ no women for lhl\."e years.
Dmxtc.."<i by Edgar RcJ\Cilds. dcsignoo by john Gerth. Stnnl~y
Sanders and Zena Hym~ . th1s ts a thance the ~ Shak~peare' s
hvclit.."St earlv play. General admission b $6, .ldml~lon for LC
students, taculty and staff is $1. The play run~ Feb 25,1b and 'l:J
and March 3, 4 and 5 on the Main Stage at 8:00 p.m.
Honduran Journalist to
Speak Tonight in Odell
SlSCAP presQnts Edgardo Bstcban lglcstas, manager of
EmiS<lra~ Unidas Radio Station in Honduras. Under th~
mana~ment of lgleslas. about 20 journalists provide news
coverage to the cines of San Pedn' Sula, Tela, Puerto CorteS and
La Cci.ba and reach a hsterung audience ot Almost a half a million
along the <"OOSt of the Gult of Hondura~ Iglesias w1l1 speak
tomght about his role J.s a )oum.aUst In Central America .1nd share
hi$ perceptions of the present political tunnoil m CentmJ
Amcnw. He will spe.lk tn the main lounge of Odell at 7;00 p.m.
Ed & the Boats Release
New Record at Fri.Party
ropul.lr Portland band Ed and the Boats h.lve recorded
a EP album called Co Fish. The six·song collection of anginal
material features "Everybody Loves That Girl'' and "Mr. Bomber
Jet" and took a year of work from the band. A reception
relcbrating the release will be held at lhe Long Goodbye on
Fnday, M.lrch 26 from 7~ to 9:00p.m. Ed and the Boats will
pcrfonn later that n1ght Complim~mtdty champagne will be
served and door p~ given away to commemora te the
OCCdsiOn. The Long Goodp~ tS loaded at NW lOth and everett. Piotrur Log, February 25, 1988
Pio Forensics Squad Competing Well
By Iugrid Haynes
Pioneer Log "'-lafl writer
The Lewis ond Clark
Forensic Squad has started off
its winter competition season
with impressive rc~ul ts.
At the UPS-PLU
toumamcntJanuary14 -16 LC
came in 2nd out of 24 colleges
and univcrsihes , losmg to
Whitman but defcatmg U of
Washmgto n, U ot Oregon
Pl U Willamette, and many
others.
At the U of Utah
tournament January 23-25 LC
also did well LC' made a fine
showing," Steve Hunt,
OtrcctorofForenstcssaid. The
U of Utah tournament is the
largest in the nahan
sponsored by n single school.
The tournament was attended
t>y7lcollcgcsand universities from more than 30 states.
The squad competed at
the 2nd Annual NW Designed
Tournament at Clackamas
College Feb. 4 -6 and came in
second out of 29 schools. The
event had 280 competitors.
From the squad of 20,
Hunt feels five members have
done especially wP.ll: Doug
Dodd, sophomore, and
Serena Cruz, junior, in Senior
Debate, Shaun Huston,
freshman, and Gretchen
Haber, freshman , m Junior
Debate, and, Liza Kaatz,
jumor, in Senior E"<pos
(informative speaking) ''We
arc domg very well for a
buildmg year," Hunt said.
Doug Dodd, Debate
Squad President agrees. ''ln
'85 and '86 we lost a lot of
senior debaters through
graduation. We've been building ever since."
LC hosted over 40 htgh
schools and about 500
competitors from 5 states at
the 21st Annual LC High
School Speech Tournament
Feb 12 13. The compctiton,
used classrooms and donn
lounges and they "very much
appreciated student
coopcrabo n" at thts event
Upcoming events: The LC
Forensic Squad is plannmg on
compehng in the National
Tournament Values Debate at
the Air Force Acadamy in
ColoradoSpnngsat the end of
March and at the Willamctre
Interstate oratory contest in
May. Only two orators from
each state can go and Hunt
hopes that one of them will be
from LC.
LC Soviet Exchange Established
-
By Scott Hahn
Pioneer Log staff wnter
Lewis and Clark
College has established the
first undergraduate college­
to-college exchange program
between theSovtet Un10nand
the Umted States. The
Russian students wtll amve at
LC m fall 1988 LC will
reciprocate by ~ending
students to Khabarovsk in
spnngof 1989
"LC has the first
program to involve an actual
exchange of undergraduate
students between colleges,"
Vance Savage Dean of
lnternattonal Education said In the past, groups travelling
in the Sovtct Uruon have
vistted Moscow and
Leningrad and have been
treated like tourists. Tiley
haven't had the opportunity
for such a personal look at
Soviet life that this agreement
will provtdc.
LC's new sister
school is the Khabarovsk
Pedagogical Institute located
in eastern Russia
approximately 20 miles from
the Chmesc border The
location was selected because
of tts Pact ftc Rtm location and
focus. 'The next century w11l
be the Century of the Pacific
Rtm," Pres1dent Gardnersa1d
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THE
ISLAIIDS FREE!
Your Local Authorized " PLEASANT HAWAIIAN Ra1ervaUon Khabarovsk has also
become a s1ster city with
Portland accordmg to the
Oregonian. Khabarovsk,
whtch sits along the Amur
river, was first o.;cttled m 1858.
Today, it is a modern c1ty w1th
600,000 residents.
This program will
provide LC students with an
unparalleled opportunity to
learn about the Soviet Union.
AU available spaces have
already been filled for the f1rst
exchange
Ed~tor in Chie~ Ctlion Cc1hs
Managing Editor: She1la
Mclarcn
News Editor K1r;tcn Rlan
Porum Editor: Ahson Baker
Features Editor: jennifer
Huenink
Sports Editor: Enc Hartma.nn
Photo Edito,...t O.lVid &tts
Business Manage r: Scott Hahn
Advertisi ng Manager. Tom
Cunningham
Copy Editor: Dave Andrews
Staff Reporters: Aaron Baar,
Ingrid Haynes, Kri~lic Towell,
Mcli~sa lim, Jan Ccc, Chns
Wester Phil Lucht, Duke
Rltcnhou<.e for now
Porum Writers: Ccoffry Pc.1rd,
Sarah Crc..-gory, Oavtd Lochtic.
Mike Th1ss and guests
Photogra phert: jeff KcyNct,
Lynn Rol\cntrah?r, Justine
Seavey, John RC\::t, Danny Wilson
Clrtoonisl.! Todd Battenfield
Artist: Woody . plc.lsc
Publlck Occurences: Dana
Me wren
Circulation M;uter: Rich Lewis
Composition: U>g Cod
Advisor: Peter Christen&on
Spiritua l Guidance: Eric
Hartmann
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be held Mo.rcl1
help the voter.
familiar with
runntng nne
sorroundl ng tl
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asked all cand
(or rrcsidet
President to at
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NAME! Davi1
MAJOR & S<
Poht1cal Soen
OFFICE: AS'
Why are yo
ASLC office?
To crea
government w
the needs and
student body
manner.
Wh.lt are the
facing the off!
•uncarin
atmosphere t
-Esc<
Our
913 SW A Well
·r since."
ted over 40 high
ld about 500
from 5 states at
nnual LC High
~h Tournament
The competitors
X>ms and donn
they "very much
:i student
'at this event.
events: The LC
ad is pta nru ng on
n the National
Values Debate at
'Ce Acadamy m
rings at thccndof
lt the Willamette
'&tory contest in
wo orators from
~n go and Hunt
\C of them will be
lished
.barovsk has also
sister caty wtlh
:cording to the
Khabarovsk,
along the Amur
·st settled m 1858.
modern city with
lents
1 program will
students with an
I opportunity to
the Soviet Union.
le spaces have
a fi11ed for the first
tf: Cihon Ccihl'>
Editor. Sheala
Kirsten Rtan
; Ahson Baker
3itor: jennifer
:Eric Hartmann
: DaVtd &tts
aager: Scott Hahn
M01nager: Tom
Dave Andrcw9
~ers: Aaron &ar,
!II, Krist:ie Towell,
Jan Ccc, Chru
1 Lucht, Duke
~now
"S: Ceoffry P<'.lrd, y, David Lochtie,
Ci gucstc;
ra: Jeff Key~l'r,
ntrater, Ju.,tine
~s. Danny Watson
d Battenfield
-plea">C
fc\lffnces: Dann
faster: Rich Lcwio;
Log Cod
Christenson
buida nc:e: Eric Pioneer Log, Febroary 25, 1988 Page3
ews
ASLC Candidates Discuss Goals and Issttes They Will Face
ASLC ctcctaons arc will
be held Mo.rch 1. In order to
help the voters, become more
(11mlliar with the candidates
runntng and the issues
surrounding them, the Pioneer
Log compaled questions and
uSkl'<i all candadatcs runnmg
for Prestdcnt <lnd Vice
rrc~idcnt to answer them. By
filling out their own
questionnaire instead of
being questioned by a
1 r~portcr, candidates had
more time to think about each
' answer and put them in their
own word~
NAME: David J Stone
MAJOR & SCHOOL YEAR:
Political Scacnce, freshman
OffiCE: ASLC President
Why are you running for
ASLC office?
To create a student
government which (adhtates
the needs and wants of the
student body in a positive
manner
What are the major issues
faclng the office you want? student government.
"llow boards and/or
committees arc running
lhemscl vcs.
"Wasted bcurocracy.
What is your position on
these issues?
"Show the ASLC
government positively by
using student suggestions
equally with executive
councal suggc:,ttons.
•Monitor boards and
committees to make sure thcv
work efficiently (c..-.pcct.:llly
those paid and honorariums.)
What will you bring to ASLC
government?
People should vote for
me becau<Je they will be
voting for thcmscl ve5. By
representing the cntare
community's vtews 1 will be
runmng student government
through the student-. In
essence, students' i d c a s
will run ASLC and L(
Conclusion ..
"A Vote for Dave is a
Vote for the New Wave." You
the student body of LC make • up the strengths and ideas of a
New Wave of fresh energy.
Thmk about your!JClvcs and
vote forme.
NAME: Maria Web:ttcr
MAJOR &: SCHOOL YEAR:
SoCiology I Anthropology
and Comm\mications,
sophomore NAME: Richard G. Lcwts Jr
MAJOR &: SCHOOL YEAR
Polit1ca1 Science-F rench,
junior
OFFICE: SAAB Vtcc
Prest dent
Whay are you ronning for
ASLC office?
Through my involve­
ment in the Student Academic
Affairs Board this year I have
realized the untapped
potential ASLC has to create
an active interaction between
students and the College.
\'\that are the major issues
being the office you want?
Undeveloped academic
sub-commitec without clearly
defined objectives or goal~ .
•Lack of student aware­
ness as to lhe role and purpose
ofSAAB and SAAB money.
•Not enough SAAB
tutors available during mtd
terms and finals.
What is your position on
these issues?
Crl!ating a coherent
VOJCC for students to cxprn::;.s
concern~ over academ1c
ISSUCS.
•Making SAAB money
avatlable to a more diven,ificd ====---==================:::;, group of students. Uncanng or negative
atmosphere towards ASLC OFFICE: ASLC President
Interview questionnaire not
submitted.
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~OOF I more help to more students.
What will you bring to ASLC
government?
A cooperative and
constructive attitude that I
hope will help to create a
student government that as
C'Clmposcd of the wills of the
student body and not of the
individuals that comprise it.
NAME': Mera Granberg
MAJOR &: SCHOOL YEAR:
lnlcm.ltional AJ L1irs, fresh­
person
OFFICE: Vice President of
Budget dnd Finance
No photo available.
Why are you ronning for
AS LC office?
1 am running (or Vice
Prc!;ident of Budget .md
Fmanre because 1 feel I urn
best for the po~ition. 1 !)(.>c
many assucs that need
attention and I can give that
kind of time and effort to
create an ASLC that t r u 1 y
listens and works for the
students.
What are the miljor issues
facing the office you want?
I want to sec the Budget
and Finance board become
approachable by all students.
1 want to see the Information
913 SW Alder 622 NW 23rd Ave.
29 22-and Planning Board work
more closely than they were
able to this year in the
chMtcring and budgctmg
process. I also want to begin
work on a criteria f o r
budgeting so the process is
Jess political.
What is your position on
these issues?
1 want to sec the Budget
and Finance Board become
more approachable by the
student body. lfl onlydoone
thing thas entire year, I want to
elimin.1tc the "us and them"
mentality that e)(ist~ between
chartered groups and the
Budget and Finance Board.
What will you bring to ASLC
government?
I rome to ASLC with
extensive experience in the
organizing and admi nistcring
of groups. I am flexible. r can
identify important issues and
make me1kc sure that they get
the attention n~--ssary.
Conclusion ...
In conclusion I want to
say that I m<tkc myself
completely open to ideas from
the en tire LC community as to
ho"'' to me1J.:e this year's board
and it's budgeting process a
better experience for
everyone.
NAME: Scott Pillar
MAJOR&: SCHOOL YEAR:
BAS/Pohttcat Sctcnce, JUnior
OFFICE: Vt~ President of
Budget and Finance
Why are you running for
ASLC office?
1 sec a need ror an
e.rpl!riencrd pcr-.on to head this
board. The complexit'r of lhis
position i~ morcthan a lot of
people think. It takes
somebody who knows the
ropes and is willing to put in
the tremendous amount of
ti"'C' required. This JOb is not
one to just JUmp into.
What an? the major issue
facing the office you want?
The ovcrspcndtng
policy still h,,sa few bugs to be
workl'<i out. In addition, the
ncwlyaddcd bookccpcr
position ha~ not been used yet
and may have s~me
problems The biggest issue
to me however ~"ems to be
the poht1cs involved with
budgetary .tnd how to keep
evcrvone n.1ppy.
What is your position on
these issues?
It'~ in the l)6t interest of
Lcwts and Oark to have its
ASLC budget used a:> responstbly and a politically
as posstblc. Granted, this
st.ltei'TlCnt ~ys a lot but its
wh.at I'm basing my C'.lmpaign
on.
What will you bring to A ~LC
government?
My experience •lS a
bo.trd member should aid me
in working with the ch,utcrcd
gr<'ups, ASLC and the new
bookccpcr . TI1c students PJY
a lot of money for these things
and they need to be treated as
such.
Conclusion_.
I would like to talk issues
with anybody. Drop mea line
at the mailroom or up in
Hartz(cld.
NA~E: Vicki Jcnkm..;
MAJOR&: SCHOOL YEAR:
Psychology, fre!;hman
OFFICE: Vice Prc.;idcnt of
Information and Programming
Interview questionnaarc not
submitted.
The purpo~ of CrimebctJt 15
to make the Lewis and Clnrk
community more aware or
crime on c.1mpus. Byc.reahng
an awareness it is lhc l..t:lg's
purpose to help member~ of
the LC community protect
thcmsclv~"S and the C'dmpus
from bcmg further victim­
ized. Lists <1rc c<.n:lplll>d from
n?porl5 is...c; :N by the 5<-curity
Office. ·
.,.... Feb. V>: Wallet stolen in
the library.
r feb. 21: Window were
broken in Howard and Platt
dorms.
r Feb. 22: Audilron taken
from the counseling office m
Odell Manor.
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LETTERS
fdttor m Oud. Gilion Ceihs
M.magmg Edttor. <;hcilu McLlrcn
1\cws Edator Kn·stcn R1an
forum fdttor Alison Baker
Fc.1ture~ Editor. }l>nntfer Huenink
Sporb Editor. Eric Hartmann
Photography Editor; David Batts
Business Manager C)cotl Hahn
Ad Manager ; Tom Cunningham
Copy Editor: O,n:c Andrew!-ASLC Role i11 Laser Writer Conflict Clarified
To the Editor:
In re.sron~ to tht• aUcgntion!\ in ta-.t
week', edition of Sacajawro ~ Voice
ronccrning thl! u~ of the laser printer, I
would Ilk-to clear up a few miscon-.;eption"
mvolving ASLC.
J. It wa~ undt'r ASLC" imprcs-.ion that
limitl'<i u'5-C of the printer wac; to ~
tcmporilry , not indcfinitl.!. until wh.ltC\'Cr
problt•m Wi\~ cau..,ing the bre.1kdown of the
printer could bL' fou11d a11d fi>.cd.
2. ASLC mcrnbcr5 were unanimous as to whether or not Sac'< VoiCt' hnd a right to uc;c
the printer on the de!!!ignated day
(5.1turduy). They were "all for it" ll!'
opposed to the imprc o;ion of thinking the
iso;uc was "hardly cwn worth their time."'
3. Thirdly and fm1lly I believe Patti
Brooke should be commended not
condemnL'Ci for being extremely dtplomatlc
in crc.1ting .1 compromi~ with the Pton~a
l.Dg which cnabiL'CI Sac's Voicr to in cffud be
pubJi..,hL'<i Llc;t week They were o1llowcd
access to the room and the prmter, proVided they followL'<i "lM'ral guldellnl~, such as
cknn up before you lcnvc.' The
compromist' wac; one whtch I believe th~
majority of tho-.c involv'-'CI were plc.1~
with. However I ft.-cl it unfortunate th111
Sac'<: Voiet" wns dissatisfied with the action.
Without it, the p.lpcr would not have cwn
gotten publishL'<i.
}oh" Farnsworth , freshman
Correction /~Tlte Great
Paper Debate''
The campus has been confront .... -d
with the issues of authonty and free
press this past week. The Prancer Log
wants to ask you not to pass
judgement w1thout full undcr­
~tanding of the situation regarding
usc of Log equipment. Read the
letters (we printed all we rcroaved) ;
don't accept one source wathout
question. let's not magnify an
internal conflict to a campus crisis. Log Accused Of "Hoarding Marbles" A word W.l\ unintentionally omitted
from the letter 'EnVJronmen t.tl Lecture
ScriC<~ lntrod uCL-d" written by John
P~~tt printed in the Log, 2/18/88 The
copy should have read ''the
cnV1ronmcntal movement is not 3
radical, anarchast movement, nnd while
thcrl! arc a number of radical
cnvaronmcntolh~t'l, they are not the only
type of people workmg for tho bcncftt of
our environment The word 'only" was
omittL'<i in the letter that was printed.
The Log apologize~ for any confusion
cau ... cd by th1~ To thl! Editor
I smdlcd a Nt. Following my nose, the
smell intensified Ah, the Log office Of
cou~ . But p~rhap s yet another brc."\kdown
ol tho~ oh M> tem~rmcntal comput~rs
bclchL'<i forth thio; stink?
~~·.,get S(.rious, P L. Your lct1er to Sac:'s
Voia~undcd like a pctuli\nt chtld hoarding
her marbles, cspl'crally the cla,.,.ic
"Remember, you got thi-. an plenty of tame to
makl' other arrangements and you got it
OPINION-------
HOPE DESPITE THE TIMES:
Kudos For the Yellow Press
like a food proccs..c:or in the v~ctable
"'-'C'tiOnilt Fn..'Cf Mcycr',.,Sac'o; V01aappcarcd
last week with a vellgeancc To1ngUng with
l'vcry topic from the president of the collcg~
to student conccms about the draft, the
Vo1a, in one deft .roumalistac blow, managed
to infuriate ASLC, LC prcc;idcnt Gardner,
and the Pio Log. As one profC!>-o;or put It, "'not
bad!,.
I would like to commend Sac's Voia a~
a true alternative on campus. 1, for one,
oppreciatL'<i the ability to spew out a o;hort
tarndc on the state of our .. Salons tk
lntdl•gentsia " and not be ljmited to .. 500
word" or less ... Whether you agree wtth its
style tlnd content or not, no one can di~grcc
that Slc's Voia is a breath of ~h air on
cnmpus.
But what about the air we've alrc.ldy
been brc.1thing for so long? Am I bJymg tholt
the Pio Log h.as placed la<.t in the r.1cc that
some ha\ I! c.hosen to call *jourrulistlc
c-ompctltion7' Not at all. I think people on
this Gtmpus on both sidas of the "Gre.1t
Paper Ocb.1te., ne«< to be reminded of a few
thingc;. Those who cho~ to attack the Log
should remember that the p01pcr is not
exactly as bleak as f'Omc say. To the Log'c;
credit it must come out weekly. provide
catain mformation concerning campus
events, gave a wide range of oovcragc to
campus new"', rover every o;.tory on campus
(not just those it likes ~t), and appt'.11 to a
wide audience of all in the LC communaty .
Sac's Voia, due to the inherent rcbt!l·naturc
o( nny alternative publication, has nom• of
these responsibilities.
Anotht:!r thing those who, Ukc myself,
enjoy the thought-provoking and often
times whimsacal attitude that Sac's Voiu has
a reputation for dasplaylng should
remember ss that you can-t hav<' an
alternative campu" paper without a
m01anstay paper like the Log And tho!>C who
might argue wilh this premi!iC, by noting
that lhc Log could be better and do this, that, or Lhc other llung which 1t now neglects to
do, n .... >cd to reevaluate what exactly they
have In mind when they consider the goal of
n campus paper, Do they want a paper with
a political agenda, or a balanced view of our
college rommunity?
Therefore I would like to extend
congratulations to the Pw Log and to Sac's
Voiet for their combined output which
serves to inform and infuriate all of us,
As for the ongoing debate over who
g"-ts to usc the Log's la5er printer, I can agree
with all of the "legal .. reasons given to me by
Patti Brooke as to why the rules stipulate
that Sac's Voi~ can be denied accL>ss to the
Log office. But even if ASLC and I he Log are
legally right they are de facto ~hutting down
a newspaper I know the standard
arguments of computer problems and that
the Voia has survivL-d In the past arc given
.l'i re.1sons to db;;allow use of the
l..lscrpnntcr, but what has become o(
campa!>'<ion and con~rn? J realize that Sac's
Voi~ may hllvc bl>cn Jess than tactful in its
assertion" against the Log, but to my
knowh..>dge thC$C statements have not been
proven false. I think that a paper that write-;
..taff cditoriab on its concern ovCl' high
~hoot censorship should be equally
ooncl'rncd about censorship o( a more
devious kind occumng through its denial of
printing facilities which make th~ job of
puttang out a J"'pcr incredibly faster and
cac;lcr. A<: for the argument that Sac's Voiu
has \!lO ted before without aid of the Log'<:
facilihcs, I{(.'(!] tho~ people at the Log should
be the most unden.t<mding in this case.
After all Log Ia((, you I< now how hard it is i-.
to put a p.1pl!rout regularly and youhaVt' the
advantage of thl! loc;cr printer
I think It as time for the staff of both
papcrc: to walk a mile tn each others' l>hoc:,.
By Geoffrey Peard
Sopltomore JJOlitical science
• maJOr before your Issue came out." (Sick.) Yah, an
we'll mt'Ct you by the !<wings after recess to
punch it out I won't speculate on your
mohvcs (whv bother when your diggmg
your own cn.'C11bility grave) but l don't buy
your ostensible rea~n for dcnytng Sac's
Vo1u OC'CCS!> to your computer-. . It smacks of
the old re isting the young.
Mike Carlso11, sophomort'
LETTERS POLICY
Letters to the Editor and other submissions to the Forum pages should be
addressed to Box 21 or dropped off in the Log office tn the basement of
Templeton. The deadline for letters h. midnight on Sundays. Opinion pieces
should be received by Saturday. Submissions should be either typed, double
spaced or, preferably , on a disk accompanied by a h.trd copy. Disks can be
ptcked up on Monday from the Log office. SubmiSSions ~ould include the
writer'& name, academic class, faculty standing or staff positlon, and
phone number. Length should be 350 words or less. All letters will be
published but are subject to editing for length, grammar and libelous
statements. The Pioneer Log reserves the nght to hold letters and opinions
pieces if space problems anse Poetry is now bcmg accepted for publication,
space permitting. AU letters, opinions p1cccs and poetry must be
accompanied by identification. The opinions printed are those of the wnters
and not necessarily those of the Log staff or Lewis and Clark College.
Journalism before the Laserwriter LETT1
Sac's
To the Editor
Throughout
)\ave served ir
Prcsid on t I I
rni~tnfonnation
community, mh
even lies told to
oil that I am abiC!
the fact!> known
Once again In~
which were pre
purnali-.m. SJ'CI
issul.' o( SaCDjaw
I have alwol
have h.td rest
alternative mw
informal ion Is~
IS~Ue my TC!IJlOC
quick summa!
occurred to lead
Fight~ Log for S1
Cootrnmmt, an.
Undqmed Thl1
was In the rc<
rn.1de the dcds
lo!it Ul covcnr
would be ntcc I
OPIN
ALTl
J ilJ1l U psct I
Insulted the f
Executive Cc
rcprcsentatcd
BC'CU!iatiOn Of lh
Sac's Voi~artlc
Survival," It v.~
chief sped fie all
useo£ the Log's
is stated 10 the
(Sac's Voace) arc
by the "No Shat
time Sac's Vou
view, it wou
supporting pre
The next
chartered by A
policy e.incc t~
suggest that th
by the policy i
need of the L<
tlme needed fo
down and In 111
costs about hal
let people dri~
afraid that thi
wouldn't ho1ve
IJ
There are
camp"'" who tJ
of JOke they Q
purposes. We.
think it~> abou
paoce of his/h
community
pervem who
If they were s
lknowalo
bought mea
little. I lear
doesn't just cq
watered dowa
The coml
essential elem,
why I'm goln ~
WcdnC"'day
a chance to ml
you so we '1
growth.
Commun
element in ~d
guidelines , !IUch at
ou leave ·· The
which I bl•llevc thl'
)lwd were plcaSt'd
it unfortun.11e that
fiC'd with the action.
rould not hJvc even
man
:tion
ntionally omitted
-onmcnt.ll Lecture
wnttcn by John
~og, 2/18/88. The
vc rend "the
cment is not a
rcmcnt, ond while
bcr of radical
:y arc not the only
g for the benefit of
I word ''only" was
that was printed
br ony confusion
1gcs should be
e basement of
)pinion pie<:es
• typed, double
~. Disks can be
Jd include the
position. and
1cttcrs wilJ be
and libelous
and opinions
:>r publication,
~try must be
~of the writers
CoJlege Pio11cer Log, February 25, 1988 Page 5
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LETTER
Sac's Voice Cited For False Statements, Misin ormation
To the Editor
Throughout the pa~t year in wh1ch I
haw served In the po.,ltion of ASLC
Prco;tdent I have become uo;cd to
mlsinfonnallon being spread among the LC
community, misrepresen tation of facts, ond
l>\'Cn lies told to deceive other; I have done
all that I am able to dispel rumors and mJ ke
th<' f.1cts known to the best of my abilities.
Once again I need to f.Ct '>Ome things c;traight
which were pi'C!-Cnted under the facade of
JOUrnJh-.m. Specifically , the February 16th
is.sul" of SacaJawe.ti 's Voice
1 have always given much o;upport and
h.lvc had rc pcct for the 1dea of an
llltcrnative newspaper but when mi'>·
Ulformation IS c;o blatant as it was in this past
1 is;uc my respect dwmdlcs rapidly Fir t, a
qutck summJry of the events whlch
occurred to lead up to the article:, Sac's Voice
Frghts Log for Survival , Cmoosity Studt>nt
Coorrnmmt, and tM Pro Log, and ASLC
Undrfined. This past spring, when the Log
was in the red ASLC Execuuve Counctl
mad~ the dcclston that, because a lot was
lo~t m covering the ovcrexpcnditurc, 1t
would be n1cc to have official access to the laser print-er in the Log o(fice. As we have
httle usc for the printer, we have had llttlu
involvement In It~ upkeep or the rule<: and
regul.ation" behind it Recently the
oomputcrs and printer an the Log offlce have
been breaking down causing fru<;trationc;
and prcssui'C!t for the staff. fn attcmpt<t to
track down the problems of the computer
o;ystcm usc had to be limited. Thio; resulted in
r<LC, the Law School, Soc's Voi~ . and
lnd1vldualo; denied acceso; while the
problem IS bcmg figured out When this
tcmpornrynctlon was taken Sac's Vorct felt it
wa!> a direct attack on them and approached
ASLC ExecuttveCouncll to ask th.tt we open
accc.<;c; for them. All on Executive Council
were m favor of Sac's Vora bcmg able to
continuo publlcahon and we were able to
worktt out that an exception be made so that
thcywcreable to use the Log's facilities with
some conditions mode They did and an
issue was produced
Many false '>tatements were made m
Sac's Vou~ Among them, "At the present
moment we have been unsucce!>Sful in
gethng ASLCs permisston to use thu
printers", 'The only other group affected by the change is the newspaper of the LC Law
School ." , and ·Sac ' Voia cannot survive
without the uscofthe Log laser printer". The
Log bought 41 l.1scr printer last yoor, Sac's
Votn-hac; been around longerthanthat Thir­
rcccnt issue of Sac's Vo1cc did not dtsplay
the JOUrnaUshc competence which I know
the writeTS arc capable of producing Why?
It's aggr.1vating to rC<Jiizc how much
t:imc membc~ of the l..Dg st.lff and Executive
Council at"C being fora.-<:1 to spend on this
matter when there arc a number of other
items on the agenda, tncluding a budget to
be put together A.; o;omcwhat grownup
humans m a college environment we need to
be lwming to work together and making
dccison6 which arc best for all rather thJn
becoming o;clf<cntci'\."CC and refusing to
listen or compromise
A broader issue dOC$ exist That bt.'ing
of pnveledgc.<; bemg gwen to chartered
group-. over unchartered groups. I would
phra~ it that prionty Is given to chartered
groups in many but not all case~ . The fact
ha' to be acknowledged that groups who
choo'c to become chartered arc allowoo
more freedoms and benefits fom c;tudent ft-c dollars than those groupo; who remain
unchartered . Juc;t as those indiV'lduals who
choow to become mvolved in activities get
more b.Jng out of their buck than tho-.c who
don't.
The collective deas1on-maktng process
is soml.'limC"> a difficult one. Somewhere the
line must be drawn to determine who uses
existing facilities and how our student
monte'> arc spent. Do we want to lcavo this
up to our trusty administrators or would we
be better off working together and rmching
our own d~ison10? We have done 3 fine job
of tht in the past and l find it fru~rating to
sec c;tudents blow a computer i!'-uc out of
proportion
It docs little good to accu.-.e your student
government of being scJfi.,h a.s in the
".lrtlcle", 1\SLC Undefined " "'St.'Vcral cloch.'CI
or ilppoint~-<:1 student olfcccrs think that
ASlC cxtend,.only ao; far 3sthcirown noSC'S"
is cute but it certainly doe-n't make us work
any harder for the student!> than we alroad y
have
Ptltti Brooke, ASLC Pn:sid~t
OPINION--------- --------­
ALTERNATIVE PRESS : Survival Without Laser Printer
I am upset at the way Sacajll'WeQ 's Vorce
insulted the Pton«r l..og and the ASLC
Executi vc Council. They unfairly
rcprcscntated the facts,lncluding their
accusatlonof thclog tiflingthep~ . lnthe
54c's Votce article "Sac's Voia! Fights Log for
Survival," It was stated that the editor in
chlefspecificallycuto ut Sac's VOtce from the
usc of the Log's facilities This is not truel It
is stated in the letter from the Log that "You
(SGc's Voice) are not the only group affected"
by the "No Share" computer policy The next
time Sac's Voict presents such a Ubelouc;
view, it would be nice to sec some
supporting proof of their statement
The next statemen t is that groupo;
chartcrod by ASLC arc not oflected by the
policy since they arc funded by ASLC 1
suggest that the reason they arc unaffected
by the policy 1s becau'>e they will not have
need of the Log's laser pnnter during the
time needed for repair!!. If your car were run
down and an need of ropatr (and the printer
co:,ts about hall of most cars} you wouldn't
let people drive it around. You would be
afraid that the car would break and you
wouldn't have it when you needed lt. After all, its your car That'~> the same way it is
wtth the l..Dg's laser printer It is breaking
down and only limited use will enable it to
SUTVIVC
Survival that ~mo; to be an issue here
Can Sac's Vota exist without the usc of the
Log's laserprinter? When Sacs Voice started
about 18 years ago, It was merely dittoed
sheets of paper stapled together If 1t came
down to bare dirt, Sac's Voice could suJ'Vlvc
one or two issues in dittoed form However,
this Is not n~ry There is another lac;cr
printer available for student usc I'm sure
thot some people know what I'm talking
about Yes, tt ic; our very own library which
carrlcs o;uch an ttem All it take:, to usc thts
pnntertsan hourlonttclno;sto tratn you tn 1ts
use. One more hourCJf class wiU not destroy
the staff of Sac·s Vora they put m .1
manlmum 20 hours of Ia yout work anywa ys
for each issue. Sac's Vo~ct Is obviously not m
danger of becoming extinc t
I was present at the Executive Council
meeting during which the reprosentahvc:-.
from Sac's Vo1ce put forth their rcquc:,t
Before Michael Cohen, Noah Shusterman,
and two others came in, the council was warned by Patti Brooke that the •ntuatlon
was htghly explostve and to be ready for
some heated deba~ She also advised u<> to
form questtons on whcther the Executive
Council has the power to gtvc out uc;e of the
laser printer to anyone, not JU"t non­
chartered groups. Nothing Patti ~id could
h:lvc prepared me for what was to come.
The c:taff of 54t:'s Vo1a came m with a
chip on their c;houldcr They radiated a
feeling of detest for even having to come to
thc council Their general fcellng was that it
was them agam!'t the world, and they
protected them~>el~ in every w .. y they
knc""' how Aftertrying to forccavoteon the
issue on the Ext.'CUtivc Council, they went
stra1ght to the Commumcaho n-. Bo.lrd Thi
wa~ to avoid potential trouble" for an
already troubled request If Sacs Vora had
not b\.>en rude, obnoxious, and demandmg.
then they would have found that the council
would have been much more rcccpbve to
the 1'\.'quest Instead the council was so
d1sturbed by the occurcnce that no more
bustnc'>s could be finished. Pattl dt"mi"'-Cd
the board o1nd other equally import.lnt
IS ·ucs were left unan-.wered I applaud Sac's Voia for bnnging up the
student govcmment 'c; grcatc-.t problem:
"Who has authority?" I ""'"'uld ~ gravely
dis.lppointcd if S4cizjatiJCl s \'oi~ died.
However I sec no threat, what·SO-c\"Cl', to its
oontinued existance from the Pioneer Log. A"
soon as the laser printer 15 fl'l1."CCI am sure 1f
asked politely, the l..Dg Will give over uc;e of
1ts "pace or equipment, when it ... not in u~.
following the condition" that nothing jc;
broken and everything is left clean and in
good shape. ASLC repre.entc; the whole
student bodv. The E~~.-cutivcs were clcct~.-d • by lhc students to run the student
government; If the students feel the current
governmental body is generally rotten. then
there arc mean" of impc41chmcnt .
On a po"ttive note, I hope that m11ny
student" g~ invoh·ed in the upcoming
election. There you can shape the school"
future.
By Jolzn S. Frost
Freshman Arts Mauagemen t
• maJor
LC ''COMMUNITY' ': Based on Computers?
There are o fuw damn fools on this
camp\.c who think community Is some kind
of JOke they can explott for thelr own sick
purpoo;es. We all know who they .trc and 1
think its about time somebody gave them a
piece of his/her mind. These people orc.n't
community member.. they're demented
perverts who wouldn't know a community
If they were sitting on one.
I know a lot about communities. My dad
bought me o small community when 1 was
little. I learned then that a community
doesn't just come from nowhere. h has to be
watered down JU&t like a plant
The communication process is an
C$SentJaJ element of all communitie s. This Is
why I'm going to be In the Trallroom every
Wednesday from 6:00 to 6:05. I want to get
a chance to meet with each and every one of
you so we can fadlltate our community
growth.
Communication is the most esscntinl
element In any pruccss. Without communication, life it'<elf would be
impossible (or if it was possible we
wouldn't know about It anywny) Central to
all commumcation and community
building on the Lewis and Clark College
Campus Is the Macintosh Computer.
The Macintosh b the force that brings u.o;,
all together: it binds the very essence of our
being. For example, tholr arc some very
disturbed people who think that
community building means that people are
going to start sharing things, like Macintosh
computers. We all know this l~o patently
absurd, vulg.n and one giant tep towardo;
godlcs communism! First we'll start
sharing computers and next we'll be sharing
noodles and bodily flulcb and before you
know It we'll wt be dead.
However. we aU should~ glad to share
are our parking spaces. Personally , I was
glad when I hod to park in Swaziland and
walk almost 17,000 mUes in tho rain bcloro
my 8:30 class bccau5C there was a. 2,000 penon teacher·~ convention in the
Templeton Community Center And tho
dcbator!ll Bless their httle hearts' l think lh
wonderful that th1" community i.. so
developed that we can rent our community
fucilitics out to the."e finc groups.
Some people think they have some kind
of D1vinc Right to rec;ourccs .tround here.
Those coissics in the Communicati on
department should stop whining JU"t
bccau~ they were denied two full--time
professors . College professors don't grow
on~ . you know. Besides, they should be
glad they have JObs in the first pla.cc. If they
don't like it I'm sure that there are plenty of
profossors In the third world who would kill
for a cha.nce to teach 17 cln.sse!. a term here
11nd they wouldn't be complaining all the
time clther.
l think. it's high time that we looked at the
power ~tructwe of thlS institution and
examine the roles that each of ua ha.s. We
should also have frequent and open di<lloguec; so that we can open up the
channuls of communicati on to paw the road
fordumocra cy and community. And I'm all
for it il'>long .15 nothing chang~.
By Richard Leider
Settior Commutrications major
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OPINION---------------------------------- --
82 Tlti1zgs
To Do
Next Slt1tday
) ou'rc m coUl "C: now \ ou h1wc no
risht to be bored.
Wnkc up to static EnJOy a cJgnr.
Sho\v\'r to classtcal Shnve Mth P.:!pto
B1smol Flo' \\,th human hair Put n
tequila worm in S(lml'Onc·s toothpaste.
Di~t nn Adv:il. <:ynchmmZt' watchl' :
'fokyo time. Refrain from wearing
makeup, JCWkry and wri"t'-''iltch tor 24
hour".
Watch J•mmy Swaggart. Thlnl
about II.
Rrc..1l yCiurdtct Prepare ann\ ,tendo,
sour\ r"amomlcttc. E.·ult.Shotgunacun
of crnnbcrry JUice. Read Mothl!l" Goose
o1nd Cnmm Cloon your wnlll t. Dcl.Jcc
nil pap<!rCUr:rency MD ken chld.-cn bone
nccklnre. Wrap vour favontc shoes in
duct tnpc. Spray paint a pair of JC<lns.
Wc.:~r them.
Read the •ss Cumnt:SS Hook for
insptratlon. Sec how man\' t:r.c AA
b:ltt~ncs you can fit m your mouth. ".lld
a p.:>st card wtth Jc., than ten "''ord .
Send flo~c~ tO your lea t {a\'OrtiC
person Send your RD love mat I. Thank
your grandparents for ha,ing chtldrcn .
Contact a cclcbrit} and nsk tor mon~y.
(lcjimmy Swagga.rt) A.:;)< your dc11t1 t tO
send a tree toothbru:c.h. Stcal ·our
(a,'Ontc profo;; gas c.1p 01nd return it
anonomouslyonc \'!C('k later. Count th'-'
ciga~ttc butt" below the hbrary C:Jmpus
phone. Distributl! candy cig~rcllcs to
mokcr-.
Buy a member of the Opp<'!illt• <;ex .1
NwJ ~aka album. Find a $CCOnd hand
bowltng shtrt wilh your O.l.JTll' on 11. Buy
a ~nd hand iron Drive rocks with tt.
Judging by the cover, buy a book.
Rc.td 11 cover to O>Vl'f, on the bus. If tt'"'
good, lend it to~moonc.Uit'snot good,
lend it to someone cl!'oe Count the
contr.uls \\ith each 15 degn.'C shjft m the
un's path Sl~p on a p.ul· bench.
T"rronzc ptgconc;. Pmch n trangcr and
say 11 ~-as tor a psych cxpcnmcnt. Walk
a strotght line for one mtlc
Ptcnic on top or a wat cr tower (ie near
Forest) Write a J>OI.!m about your
favorite mscct or tn\'Cn1•bratc Eat
ttnncd, rosewood smoked ov<.tcrs.
Mt.•morizc the binhdatcs of thrt'l' war
crtmtnal . Mcmonzc Nixon':;
mauguratlon <~pccch .1nd ~al ~>eunty
number. Draw a Beluga whale. Draw a
Bdug3 whale ,.,,th your eyes cloS<.'Ci.
Not(' the difference . Plan one get rich
qu1cl scheme. Urinate. Launch pa~r
atrplo ne before d(! c~..•nd 1 ng
watcnowo..'f
Anolnc soml!thtng you kno"'
nothing about. Search th "Want adds for
somcthmg you don't need Read the Q'
sectton of the dJcttonary Lcam lo tng
The Star Spangled B.lnncr' m Ru 1;tan.
Slccpagam
Attend SAGA Without underwear
Submerge plashc army mt•n 111 hah,•n
drcssmg Feed cnttrcly from other
pt.'oplt!S untouched food. Admomsh
them for thctr bad hnbu
Dtp the Yellow Pages tn watl'r.
Frt..'CZl' II Mace a supcrb.:JII/motor oil/
BBs •n a blender. Blend 11 Do·h·
vour:.clf-drcotdlocl:<> wtth hom•y and
flour. Rubb~r .. cmcnt your lOI"s
togL>thcr. Dnnk, cold ,tnd f.J!tt, il full pot
ol coffet-. Have a Charles Bronson p..trt v
wuh 'Death Wish' I, II, Ill .1nd IV Send
Charles Manson a g\.'1 wdl card. Crowl.
hum and whi-.tlc~ at a fan. PromaM!
voursclf you'U VlSlt Cnaml! country of
choice) before you d1e. Make a list
By Mike Thiss
Junior English major IMELDA MARCOS ANOTHER WEEKLY
COLUMN OF CRISIS
I rc.1d a high. hool ncw.;paJ"':r la<.t week
when I noticed something . Aao the
masthead wu written "AU tlu: nrws t~
11rinnpl ~fit ." Thts '"'"'.:in refcrt•ncc to the
Jnnuarydcci!:ton bythcSuprcmcCourt thM
high S<".hool pnncipals cnn edit the content of
hoot supported ncw.;papcrs. Thcdcclc;ton
:tid the Constitution is not SJcrcd, ts not
gunrantccd to nlJ citi1.cn" of the United
Stnt . Ronnld Rc.1g:m and hio; appointees
M\~ to a small " tent, tx-gun to tchicvc the
police state h" would likt• to have u., living
• tn.
R,-.,gan hn nc' cr had much regnrd tor
student . He has tncd to ram religion down
our throats with the proposed pmyt.•r in the
hools amendment. Wl\at about tho~c of
us who don't subscribe to any religion, Mr.
Rc.1gnn? I don't believe in Cod, 1 believe in
myself. Reagan has also made his pn~ncc
known to students Mth h1s cut of student
loan The availability of loan-: hns
decreased tn the past sc' en years, but I have
yet to n corrcspondmg dccrca.o;c tn the
national debt to make the cuts ~"Clll ''nlid.
Don't forget that we. the student" of tod3)'•
arc the voters and leader.. of tomoJTOw .
Reagan ha n't be-en running a \"Cry good
P.R cnmpaign for Republicani"m !<incc
1981.
But how soltd is the Court'" optnion7
Justlc\! Byron Whttc wrote the majority
opimon lor the: 5-3 ca!-<!. Ju"tice Whit\! said,
"one: maght reasonably infer fro11l <Board
Policy 348.51, which 'tated in part that
'schoolo;ponson.'Ci 'tudcnt publication" will
not restrict frecc~prcss!on ... wtthin the rule.<;
of responsible purr.ali~m,' also stated that
uch publk.ltionc; were 'developed withm
the adoptl>d curriculum,') that school
ace
How do you feel about
athletics at LC?
Hac l~rcnch, ~enio r, German Studie<;
and cngli.sh "I took ~kung-i ts c) 102
clac.s. lnordN lo graduate, I have to take
a I 0 I P.f cl.1c.s. When I was filing for
my degree, I found out my ma~tttke at
the last minute.
Julie Schimschock, senior, German
Studies and ~ducation "J thmk more
P.E. da-.sc~ ">hould be requtrcd Only
one IS too easy for four years." official rl't.ltm>d ultim.ltl" control ovt•r what
conc;tttutcd 'rospon~>iblc journ,,n .. m• in n
--chool-sponson'cd ncwc;papcr/' Thi"
sound logkul, in a bent way, although lhc
Court i" nsk.ing us to rea90n1Wly inf~ . Soma of
us who r01~n.lbly info th1" ruling violatl"-"
the Fu'!'t Amendment ; it is a l<1w abridging
the fn.'<'dom ot Spl'\.'Ch.
What did the p.1pcr wanted to print th.1t
\o\'B" so controvcr5ia1? Artid '" on teenage
pregnancy and dh"OI'(c that included
p •rsonal tutcmcnts on how tht•y had been
uftl~h .. '<i. l rtlL\SOrubly infer the.~ c;tudcnts
W\'re awart• of thl' P,O sibly controve~ial
nalur' or the stone.;, but they :.tiJI talkl'd.
The Mgumcnt promoting the censoring
of the p.lpt•r faiJc; on other points. How
m.1ny h1gh school agr· 'I udcnt" anm't 11 ware
of prcgnnnc;y nnd divom•? If th('.SC c;torics
created ony bclids that divorce b just n
Communist plot to dc<:.troy the We!>tcm
world, tho schools need to cxammc their
htstory departments . A ~~nd strike
ognmst llcncc is how disa1 sion promotes
rcspon ibillty. Students reading the "todcc;
might rcalizc b.xoming a teen parent jo;;
stupfd; that contr.1~pth· ... ., nren't -.uch a
stupid Idea. t liding h.'l'nagc pregnancy
leads othl'rs to believe it doesn't CJtio;t.
The is--uc or 1~itorial content dccic;ion.;;
"'howo; how po\o\cr can be mbu~. It
parallels,, power problem at LC. A certain
Prc~idc.nt of this college h11~ dcctdcd he gets
the power. At some colleges, perhaps,
\.\.ithholding power from the faculty and the
student<> might be pos~tblc, not LC LC
studcnl:o: arc, for the mo~ part, active
libcrJic; unwilling to .Jcropt a hierarchy But
consider the power i'lsue at LC from a
capit:.~li-.ttc Republican point of view Who
Dieter Jacobs, freshman, Psychology ~
"Athletics arc fun. We do a lot of
different thing~ , but I thtnk there is too
muchcmpha stson football. J think they
should .liJ be kept up."
Cary Ryals, freshman, undecided : "I
thmk 11 ls good that they have
intr.1murab hkc lacroso,c and crew But
before we put more money tnto
athlcttrs, we ~hould htrc more faculty " p.1ys th~· tuition? Students and our p.trt•nts.
We 'tudcnt M\! here as rcpre cntatwcs of
our inv~.:<;tmcntc;, We c;hould m tn.lgL our
investment forthcgrcah· t rdurn. Th;u rnay
includl! attending d,l,. ' , hC'.aring gu~t
c;pc.lkcrs or c.1ting in SACA. We pay for
the~ things und we enjoy them. Wh:.~t w~
aren't p.1ying for i n governance battle.
Bkkl'ring in Odell Manor isn't good for
,1dministration, 1.1cu1ty, the reputation of
the school, or admio:slons n.-crulttng It 1s
Jcac;t good for uc; paying «;~udcn t-..
J went to u ~hool lac;t yc.1r t h.tt wao; a
business more th.'ln n S<'hool. I trun.,fcrn..'<i to
LC believing LC more of a !\Chool th,ln a
buslnl!!4" Mo t on t hi' cam puc; are
dedicated to education. The student> ell'\!
the faculty is, is the ndmanistmtion? I don't
know lhll trul' (~trt::.o in the governance
problem; I do know the admimstration ~nd
tho faculty nC\."'tl to work'("'ut th~ir problem\
and l\!turn to the business ot roucuhon.
That is our purpose here, Isn't it?
The power problem i ruining this
~hoot Do~ .. il l.C tudcnts wnnt to lett hi~
happen? Thtc; io; not ju!;t n problem bctw~
thl' governing faction ot LC; it 1s our
problem. On Tuc_~ny , M.1rch 1", ASLC ts
holding election.;. ASLCh.l'" n.• ponc;tbllity
to be the combine student voice in College
matter<;. Vote, und then tell the nl'W offic:t!r.~ t what n.x-ds to be done. We student-: out
number any other group on campus about
12 to 1 weare the power c;how your power,
VOTE!
By Scott Ilnlm
Sophomore I:nglzslr major
By Ingrid Haynes
Photos by Jolm Rees
Fran isco Hulse, junior, Math: "I think
the antramurab arc good because you
can get more athll'ttc competthon
between students rather than
competition hype tx•twccn schoois."
ChrlstJne Coo, sophomore , Englbh:
"I'm a big parhctpcnt an tntramurab It
gives me a chance to p.ullctpatc tn .ln
athlcttcachvtty and at the ..arne tamC' Sl'C
friend-, that I mtght not be able to see
whale I lave off campu-..·· e'
Arti
•
By Gill
Paoneer LG
Rtchard
will perform
Homer's 01
panicd by lyr(
March 1 at 81
Auditorium
"The Od1 •
for the ear, n
Dyer Bennet
described Ro
translaoon of
fin~t plece 0
for a solo pcr1
in the Englisl
Oycr-B
ceived a g
National En~
Humanities
book.; of 1 ltc
24 books ol
project will
yean. to com
Dyer B1
England in lj
Germanyan1
of Cahforma
in Switzcrlat
Can you a
gamble with I
MAT, GRE
Probably no•
Kaplan ha h~l
hen tud,·nts p~
grad school cxur
11\'•'d a rdr sh• r
youre fresh O\Jt
call Why tdk\ u
vour "llf\: •• 1:)
~1J.NU¥ H • j\f\ANt~
OON'T Cf•M
A I<APLAN ~ nJ
FREE DIAGN
The Galler
222 (LY
~SIS
!rw~ and our pan~n ts.
, .. repl"('o;cnt atlvcs of
hould man.1gc OUr
, . ..,, rcturn That m.1y
IW , hl'Ming gu~1
;AGA We pay for
>y them. What we
govcm,\ncc b.tttll-,
•nor io;n't good Cor
the rt'putatton of
ms rt.'C'ruiling. It ~~
g .,tudcnts .
• tst yc.lr th.lt wao; 11
100J. I transfem.'d to
of a school th.1n a
this campus arc
• The student .. dn•
I
lini tration? I don't
In the govcrnancl'
ildanini .. trution und
out their problem~
ness of cduc.Itton
isn't it?
is ruining thi~
l(•nt .. want to let this
a problt'm bet Wl.X·n
of LC; it is our
1arch t•, ASLC ts
h.1sa re_.,ponc;ibllity
nt votcc in College
tell the n~w offic~rs
We students out
>on campu!i about
Showyou rpowcr,
''major
aynes
olm Rees
lor, Math. "I think
;ood because you
cttc competition
; ra I her than
:-ween schoois.''
'IOmore, Engli~h:
tn tntramur.ll s. II
pMtici pate m an
the ~met une Sl'C
'lOt be Jblc to see
s" eatures
Artist to Render Homer
By G Ilion Gclhs
Pioneer Log staff wnlt.'T
-
Rachard Dyer Bennet
will perform excerpts from
Homer's Odyssey accom
panicd by lvre musi<' Tuesday,
March 1 at 8·00 p.m m Evans
Auditorium
The Ody~ was meant
for the car, not for the eyes,'
Dyer Bennet explamed l Je
dcscnbcd Robert Fitzgerald 's
lranslahon of the poem as "the
finest piece of verbal material
for a solo performer th.l t eXJsts
in the bnghsh language."
Dyer-Bennet has rc
CCl\ICd a grant from the
National Endowment for the
Humamues to re<:ord all ?4
book~ of Thr Odyssey and all
24 books of The llind Tins
project will take almost five
years to complete
Dyer Bennet wac; born in
England in 1913and ... tudtedm
Gennany and at the Universtty
ofCahCorma Hestudu."<i votcc
in Switzerland and continued
Can you afford to
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MAT, GRE, or MCAT?
Probably no· StanJ,•y H
Knpllm h.1 hel~·c1 OV\!' 1 mtl
Iron c;tudcnts prcp1u•• for thetr
r.rad sc.hool exmns So 11 you
ll 6 rdresh1 ~r class. or even tf
VQur" fr<'sh OtJI of c<,lll·gc
call Why 1111«, a chance wath
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The Galleria. 4th floor
222-5556 has vocal stud1es unhl h.Js
debut m New York in 1941.
Dunng World War II,
Dyer-Bennet wrote and
performed ballads and
propaganda songc;. After the
war, he made annual concert
tours unhl he became an
associate profe')S()r of theater
arts at the State University of
New York tn 1971 He recently
left the untvcrs1ty to devote h•s
tJme to rccordtng Homc~ s
epic poems
Ttckets for Tuesday's
performa nee are $2 for
member.:. of the commumty.
They arc available in the
Campu~ Events Office, lower
level of the chapel, or by
callmg X2690
There wtll be a Brown
Bag, no host luncheon for
Dyer Bennet on Wcdncsda}
March 2 at noon tn Stamm
Dtnang Room All faculty j)taff
and students an:-tm a kd to
attend
::'olio wing the 1 un("hcon,
Dyer-Bennet ~ ... ,u pr("'o.Cnt a
lecturc/demonstrabon called
'The Maktng of Homers
Odyssey at the M ustc I lour in
Evan's A udilorium The
lecture wall begm at 1:50 p.m.
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615-552-5592 P•onct•r Log, february 25, 1988 Page 7
Local Chinese Restaurants:
Both Cheap and Delicious
-By Kristie Towell
P1oneer Log str.lff writer - ---
Portland as known for
its wtde variety of good
restaurants. An amportant
cnteria (or restaurants lor a
college student. other than
tac;te, is cost.
Pacafic Ram PreS!, has
recently released a new book.
Guide to Grc:at inexpensive Asuzn
Rt!Slaurants m Portland, Srattlt!
11rrrl 'ian FrtmClSco wnttcn bv
judith Mann of Lake Q.,wego.
Th~ gutdc recom­
mends 15 rcst.Htrants in
Portland b.lscd on quality and
entree... pm.:cd below $7' Q)
Tile tollowing is four c amples
of ftne Ast.ln rc~taurants:
Bangkok Kitchen:Th.li food 1s
wry spicy w1th curry. chiles.
and garlics. The B.lngkok
Kttchen w1ll adJUSt the
sptetnc.-.s of your dish upon
rcquc<>t rhc cafe is de.:.cnbcd
as not fancy but cl~an One
T'hl' Pioneer Log cncour.1gcss
you to writ. .~ personals to all
your frtcnd-. (and pt."<>plc vou
wt::.h were your (rtl.'nds) th1s
week and tum them mto Box
2L Printed .1s ~p.1cc allows.
Atari-C) hall we go to Namp.l for
Clprmg Break? -Plg Dog
M. How·-. your neck~ ls the
''brand" still ther~.? ? -D. specialty is Tom.J..ha l<.la-hot
and sour chicken soup w1th
coconut milk 2354 SE
Belmont. Entree~ from $3.75 -
$650.
fong Chong: This restaurant
offers both dtntng room and
quack counter -,en. ac(! as well a
a Ch1ne~ grocery. lt'c;
spcdalty b Otm Sum, baked
and fried small dehcdcies on
little plates wheeled around
the dining areJ on '~all Ccirt"
Dim Sum is a fun, filhng and
ancxpen5ive way to eat a
~ariel}' of dcliciou~ food. 301-
309 '\;\1\ 4th Ave. Dim Sum
$1.25·$1.50 per pl<.1tc, entree~
$3.75-$6.25
lchidai: lchidai otfcrs good
Japanese food in an infonn.1l
sct1ing. Wtulc dtnner pnc'--:;
are owr $7 95, lunch < h01c1."'
include an open ushi bar
wluch allows you to" atth th('
chef in Jction. Dail~ "PCCL.ll'
offer a v.mctv of fresh fi"h and
~ other seatood . 3384 SE
Geihs Cal. Let's g~t togcth\;r
tn th~ ftc;,h C1gc, vou ..,Jav~ ot
love <REAL soon) -that
Speo.1l Somt.~.mc
lnterc ... tcd tn beauty CJrc' t sell
Avon produd'> . Call Gmny
.1fter 5 00 p m 045-9892
Laurnu Bee Please thank all
our tloormatc'i tor that
".,pecaal" tribute m tht? loung'-~
lt's JU"l marvy Sinet•rcly. u ... Division. Lunch Entres<>$4 .25-
$6c;o
Saigon Express: Satgon
E '<press is a Viet names'-'
Ref>tauranl with huge choice!>
for v~ctarians . There i a back
room called "Saigon E .... pres.:t"
CSpt."Clally for \'l."gctarians with
its own V\.'g('tari.ln menu and
many original meat!~ dishes.
309 W. Bum .. idc Entrl>c:s$3 .00-
$7.95
'These re5tauran t an.•
only a few of what the author
d •scribes a ... "a guide to some
of the best cookmg on our
planet." lf when eatmg at an
Astan re~taurant, vou find u
~
n.'aiJy gr'--.'t fortune in your
cookte, s<wc 11 und send it tn to
Pactfic Rim rr~.~ , P 0. Bo
2148, Lake Oswego, OR.
97035 If the publi..,her u~'><i it in
the ne t edition of the guide
you'll g" t .1 fr'--e copy. Gt'<Xi
luck and h,n,c tun takan~
advclnt.1gc of thl' great tl'Od 1n
Portland. Pio11r.rr I o~, f~bru.try 2c; 1988
eatures
Bttslz111e1t Discttssed at Today 's Fortl11l Walk Galleries On Tltursda!l
8, l\fdi<.sJ lim
l>ior , · ·~ stnb' umter
For thOS(' interested in thl'
politiCS nnd i.h:velopmcnt II\
uthC'm J\fned, spt.~fic;11ly
the Bu~hman soc:icl , two
discussion aro being held
toda •wtthAnneEdwards.md
John ra one, '' ho ha\c both
rc cntl • returned from
nnubia after two rears 01
rcsc.1rch
From 11:30-12:30p.m m the
1 hnycr rooms, Edward and
r. yne \\'lll prcscnt an open
idea chang~ of Ulc pohtkal
1tuntmn o( the !Kung
Bu!'Ohmcn of the 1\:,,lnh.ui.
Then from 7-9 p.m., olso in
Thnvcr moms, Edwards nnd ,
P, •nc will ~onduct an
"xtcns'' c lide pre._<;Cntation
and development work
dascu sion
Ed\\nrd works wsth the Natu&l' Conwrvancy g.roup
here in Portland, md P.l nl'
spent two 't'<'lrS worktnt wath
the nushml'n on n
development prOJCCl m .m
cttort to help them buald a
sub ist n c eoonom •, whach
d~1l , .. Jth nrc,\ like raUng
cattle and agriculture .
HO\ .. ever, this d~ve1opmcnt •~
controversial be • u it i ~till
ix'licvcd b ' many th.tt the
Bushmen should remain pure
hunters nnd gathePrs
Only n few year ngo, the
Bushmen were dying out as a
JX~plc . In tocl, the death ratl'
\\'ll~ ~vcn lnghN th.m the btrlh
rate. But \\ ith the ,,·urk ot
Etlwnrd~ nnd ra rm•, th.:-nc.u
c tlnrtic n of thC' Hushml•n ha"
turned m c1 posillv" din: tion.
Lh•ang in one ol the mo-.t
remote tm~.l of th1.• Bush for
twoyc.trs11Mhrard andPa "'lc
hnd to learn the !Kung dialect, p.ntakc m b.tck-hrl'aking
1.1bor, try to O\'l'rcomc the
cultural prohll•ms o(
commmuty building and gel
JX'Oplc, who .trc tntdition 11ly
very independl'nt , to work
together.
BJ,ic:,tll ·, the main go.tl of
the idea exchange, nlong with
the slide p nt ttion, ure to
make otht•rs •wnrc ot who the
Bushmen M •, dispel aU
misconceptions ,md myths
and show what an amazing
people the Bushmen nrc,
de: pitc thl" myths.
Most import.mtly, through
the e ampk-s ~~ by Fdwnrds
and Payne, who g.lV(' two
ycurs of thl'ir lives to a proj1.-c1
higgl'r th.m t hrmSt"ln• o;, tlw
major goal of the P"-'Sl'nt.\laon
i to dcmonstratl' thl• grc.•t
~t i-.f~t<' lion of h '"'lping others
~~idrs one' ~·I f. By GIJton (.elh~
Pmm·t:r Lt1g staff wnln
---~
Scwr.ll downtown galhmcs !iponsor a monthly "g,,U1-ry
walk" the ftr~t Thursday of every month Owr 20 galleries n.•&n.li;,
open until Q:().1 p.m. for this event, m.m • hn~t exhibit openings and
sr~dnlshowings
P.trticip~lting gallC'ries and c~htbat for the ~IMch 13th Fil':it
fhursda) mcludc
The LaurJ Rus ... o G.lllery: will ho ... t •JI\ opening reception lor thl'
''1988 Junt.:d M( mbcrs' E.xh1bitton" (rom lhP NalHln,l l Council on
Educ.ltion for the Ceramtt A.rts Artists' works willlx" judgl'd bv
.lcadcJTU( juror:; from the N't "t.uc College ol Ccrnmtcs and lhc Rl
School of l"'lcsign. 805 "J\-\ 21-.1 A\'~.
The Hoffman Callery: prc~nt s "En!'t M(.'Cl:s West: A ation.11
Cl•ramk.!!lll\'ltationa1" .11tirty-sill. .nlists from lht.• \.Vc..~l co.lSt olnd
e.tsl ro.'lsl hav~ coll.tbor.ued on this show spon,.or. .. xl in part by the
On.1;on Arts C'ommis.s1on. 8245SW Same ... Roc1d <\l Or~gon &hool
ol Arts .md ( rJfl!'.
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.md hh,,ho"" 'Containment VL·sscls," .1nd '><tndr.l Green who will
be showmg her ccr.lmlc work Thl• g.tllcrv \\all be open until8 30
p.m. 4?0 NW Qth A vc
lili:l..lbeth LeJch Gallery: pr~s.enh a mi)t1.."d mt.><tia ... how of rdlt'l
:o;culpturc calll'd 'Ofl the W.tll." Ten Mlbts, including Lewi" ,md
Cl11rk prole Mlr Phyh~ YC':>, have contribut\.'\1. A (our..utist show
C'Jill-d "WM~!> on Paper by Ccr.lmic Artbts" will abo open th.lt
night. 207 SW Pine.
Natio1zal Parks Offer Sz1111111er Jobs Lawrence Callery will hoo.;t a rt'Ccption for thrl'C new o.;hows, all
ccr.tmtt"S R1chard T otkm wtll :;how 1 works (rom hts "Yh.ing
Sene ... ". DclntCl RhodC' will present 1 collt'Ction or 1Mgcr·than-lifc
tor~l .md hc.1d sculptures . • orth & South, East & West: A
Synthc,is of Visions" j, a ma)Or group shm" b~ all n.tt1on.tlly
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Pioneer LDs_ staff writ,_~~~
Thl' Student Con-
~--rv uon Assooation (SCA) is
nn organtzation that offl'rs
college student~ gradt.MICS,
and udult!i chc opportunit • to
\\'Ork 1n the r~~OUr(' ~
manngcmcnt field. In 1987,
SCA placed O\'er 700
'oluntccrs m the Resource
A i tant progmm ut several
hundred nation I P• rk ,
iorcst , waldhfc rcfug and
other pubhc lands ae-ro~ the
country.
11uough tht program,
volunteers work tn-
dcpcndcntly or as ht
con cr\'allon pro1ess10nals
w1th w•ldlifc surveys, Mh.lr<tl
ht tory intcrprctauon, ~'lck­
country or nvcr p.1ttols .md
haologtcal or archut,X>IC>gtC<~l
rescar"'h.
SCA JS currt'ntly .tccepting
ppltcations tor O\'Cr 500
po Hions to be oflcrcd dunng
tht.• 1988 ummer/1all ~as.on . Some ot th-. urc,\ where
pl. cement Ol'"CUr5 nrc Alaska,
,, lilornH1 , A nzona, and
W,l',hington . Volunt~.-crs W1JI
rt:'<'t: we ., grant tor round trip
transportation md a weekly
sh,:x•nd toofJ~t Otl:.ic Joe~ ,tnd
h\'ing c. pcns~.-'S. Free houc;ing
i o1lso pro,•idL'd .11 the work
site.
Ilw SCA as l• non·profit1
eduOJtionul org.tntZ..1rion that
wus founded m 1957 to help
·oung J cople more nctivl'ly
partacip.ttc m matters with the
cm·•ronm nt. The majority <.1f
the p.uudp.tnt~ arc collcg~
"tudcnt who find lhts kind ot
work "both educ,,tionall
" bcncfici. I nnd per~on.lll •
rewarding ."
Anvonc p utkipating in
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and out of high school.
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nl~l~ary Cor most po'itions .
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Pio Swimmers Excel;
10 Advance to Nationals eturn o Nevadan's View
by Duke Ritenhou ae
Hello ngaln, 'lports fans. and welcomo back to the L.og'r; only !roclnncc sports
column. Tho!ltaffherca t Tk NtTklllan's View not onlywrita<~.tnd t.-dJU;thlscolumn but,
10 nddltlon, aiM> hnndli?S typesetting. production , and th(' maintenan ce of our
moilroom. And you thought this wns a limoll-timc operation. lla by Chris Wester
PiDnec:r l..og sports staff
Anyone who has
participated m a sporting
acti\'it) knows that good old
hard work ts the answer to a
stJccessful 1\.>sull. This concept
applies to the l.cwb and Clark
Pioneer swim team.
Throu~hout the season, the
t~am worked out nght through
the meet schcdul~, nevt-r
k•ttmg up before 11 mL-ct.
''E\'crycoach works to perform
well in thcchampionsip meet '
says LC coach Cary Emblcn.
The hard work paid off Feb.18
through Feb. 20 as both the
men sand lady's team!> plaC\."'Cl
fourth 10 the Pad he Northwest
Championships at Evergreen.
''"There is nothing that
replaces work ethics. Each
athlete is better now than when
they came 10to the program ."
Strong work ethics for the
Pio's were beneficial as they
defeated Willamettc and eight
other schools, and were very
close to beating Pacific
Lulh~ran, the only Northwest • Conference ~hool to beat the
Pio's.
The Pio's broke six school
records during the meet, and
out of LC's 46 individual
performances in the fmals, 41
were lifetime bests. Setting
schooJ records were freshman
Shawn Towers in the 100 dnd
200 breast strokes, sophomo re
Carol Davis in the 100 freestyle,
the men's 400 medley and free
relays, and the women's 400
freestyle relay.
Junior Matt Roth was the
only individual champion for
the Pio's. Roth claimed -champion status in the 200
indh•idual mcdlcv with a time • of2;00 20and the lOOOyw1tha
lime of :52.55. Roth also added
a Sl"COnd place In the 200 fly
with a llmc of 1:57.01.
Sophomore Mike Power
took scrond place in the 200
frre~tylc and 100 freestyle.
Other scrond place finishers
were & llhs In the 100 ny and
200 fly, and Davts m the 100
freestyle. Oa" 1d Cloninger
took third in the 200 freestyle.
Coach Emblen added that
the amazing part of the meet
process is that each coach can
orchestrate the result of his
swimmers through workout
st) lc The Pio's worked hard
unhl the last couple of weeks,
A'!:t thcy tapered their
workouts, each swimmer
began to ~ak and the results of
the meet arc evidence of this.
From this meet, 10 LC
Pia's will advance to the NAIA
Natronals 10 Orlando, Aa.,
March 3to 5. Although 14 Pio's
qualiflcd,only 10 will make the
tnp '\lationcll swimmers for LC
are freshmen jay Bress, David
Cloninger, and To·wcrs,
sophomore Power and junior
Roth for the men's team For
the women, freshmen Deborah
Heim, Cody Jacobson, and
Cheryl Longfellow, junior
Noel johnson, and senior Zoe
llh<-will compete.
Net Notes:
Lady Pio's
The LC women's basketball
team broke up a losmg season
with a BIG upset v1ctory over
Whitman, 63-59. Friday night.
Look for Season Review article
next week! And now the world of sports (as if thare is such a thing during February) Writing
sport .. m thl.! Winror it~ kind of like talking to your toothbrush there's not too much
to s.\y Out hey, we'll give il the old cotlcgt! try just the "3mc
Item I. The Calg.uy Olympics . Is it ju~ me or do the WlntorOiympic; ~m kind
o! ..• unreal, maybe? Is it the snow? The mountnms? Could it be Mike Eruzionc? Or
maybe the fact that ~ven of the ten sports fcaturu athlch.-sare m <~kJn·tight body· su1ts?
I'm not c.'l:nctly !>un.• what it is, but don t the Winter Games~ cthe~J and kind o(
myc;tic'oll? Think of the Summer Olympic!>· b1ggcr, grander, controversial, .1nd
politically aligned. Ac;kyou~lf when the last time was that you remember turmoil
at a Winter 0JympiC'5. Any gucssc.-.? Again, think back to rcct:nt Summer Olympics,
and they begin to '-<->em more and more grounded in the ugly world of politics and
natio~llic;m: the dcmoMtrations from some black athletes in Mexico City, the l&racti
ma ~acre in 1972. the Ahicnn nations withdrawmg in Montrc.1l, thl' U.S. boycott in
1980 and, most recently the EaMcm Bloc boycott of the '84 Los Angcle.o; Games (c1nd
the growing threat of u communist walkout this summer in 5-.--oul). These .uc not
hc..'\dlinc~ one 1. likely to sec dunng a Winter Olymptcs, simply bt..-cauc,c mo .. t of the
world plac.:c .. such little emphasis on thewtnt.ucompctitions The Winter Games have
a ..ort of pe.-'lcdul, tmnquil quality to them. To me, they really do 'o()(lm unreal Most
importantly. they arc for the most part free of the gross overemphasis on national
pride that ch.uactcrize the Summer Olympics. And for my money, they can stay JUSt
like they an•
Item 2. A DC', coverage in Cllgary. Is ABC trying to tell us that thh is wh;u their
309 mUhondollnr..aro bcmg spent on? If so, then the dollar really must be wcak. Let's
ftlC\! it. AOCs cowragc thus far without mincmg words -sucks. To b1.'gin with,
the commentary 15 completely unacceptab le. With tht l•xccplton of AI Michaels, who
has done,\ quality job covering the hockey tournament, the rest of the1r broadcast
trom has butchen.'Ci their a~ignmcnk. jim McKay, formerly an oute;tandmg Olympic
anchorman, ha. ~mcd confuc;cd and uncertain c1bout the whole sitwtion, and has
not been able to puJl the covcr.:~ge together into a coherent package O.ck Button,
everyone's favontc figure skattng expert, told u-; a few nights ago that "lee Is
slippery·· Oh, wow .• thanks, Dick. The Alpine 10kiing commentator, Bob Beattie,
a-:k~.>d a fon•ign .. kier for a date during an interview (~he o;hould get a medal for
turning h1m down), And on and on ad TUJUSham Olympicum. If this weren't enough.
we are also trcah.'CJ to equal amounts of competition and advertising. I've never seen
so many commcrcial6, not even during the Super Bowl Hey. I rcali.lc that ABC ne«ls
sponsonng if they're going to 'ipend over 300 million dollar> televising the Games,
but couldn't tl be packaged so that we maybe get to ~'C every other goat in the hockey
gam~? And finally, to compound the whole mess, ABC choo~>s to vastly owr­
empha~i.7.c lhc Amencan athletes in Calgary, while virtually ignonng rnany o{ the
talcnt<'d rompt.>titors from other nations. This would almo~t be tolerable If the U.S.
was any good at Winter sports. but smceour average placll\g 1s about 23rd, I can't find
much o! a re.aM>n for ABC's American overkill.
Item 3. Super Bowl Contest Resulu. After ~ifttng through the mountains of
n.-spon~" we rt.'CCIVed Cor our first contest, the NeTJtldmt !I Vlt'W staff ha.-. come up with
a winner. He is none other than LC's own Fl)'ln' Hawaiian, Peter Lee Pete, a
sophomore I.A. major from Honolulu, 1sa key figure on thl!' ye.u' 5 Pio track qquad .1nd
has b<.'\!n known to run a mean 800 meters now and then. When informed of hi<>
victory, a stunned U:-e was h~Jard to say, "Oh, wow ... this is th~ highlight of my
collcgi.ltc l<lrcct.H Congratulations, Pete. from aJI of us here on the o;taffl
Again, I'm out of ~p.1cc. Be sure and tunc in next time when the Nt:Ndan's V~
bringc; you the results of the Nevada AAA Boys Basketball Tournament from Reno.
We'll have .111 the scores and highlight~ ...
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to many "wo
places th
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prestigious li
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don't get me v
• the opportum
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ght body· ~uats?
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trovcn<iat, and
ember turmoll
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heir broadca:!>t
ilding Olympic
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Dick Button • o that "Ice is
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g the Games,
I in the hockoy
vastly over­
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Men Pio Hoops '87-88: Point Guard Re ects •
by Ian Gee
Pioneer Log sports staff
and Pio Hoopster
Well hoop fans, another men's
basketball season has come and gone
here on Palatine hill. As a unat of
coaches and players, we all placed a lot
of ttme , effort, and hard work into the
season, and gained some valuable
experiences as a team So before these
pages are filled with the news of spring
sports, I feel it as fitling to a brief look
back on our '87-88 basketball season.
We began our round-ball journey
back m October and have since traveled
to many "wonder ful" and "exciting''
places throughout Oregon,
Washingto n, and Califom1a . This
prestig.ous hst of cosmopolitan hot
spots included Klamath Falls, Ore.,
Chico, Ca., and Walla Walla, Wa. Now
don't get me wrong. We did apprcoate
the opportunity to go and play games
on the road. But if you have ever been to
one of these places, you'll understand when I say that they probably won't
rank among the top ten most hvable
oties in the United States.
Some of these away journeys dtd
have thetr mteresting and enjoyable
moments, namely our December tnp to
the Bay Area. Along wath our schedule
games, Coach Scmperl always had an
mtercsting and educational field tnp
planned. Whether it was a trip to the
San Quentin prison or Stanford
University, we always had some place
to visit.
From these pre-season road trips to
our winter term homestands , this past
season saw a number of frustrabng
defeats along the way. A number of
times it seemed our team was like a
child in a candy store. We saw what we
wantc<t but when it came time to play
we were just a penny short, and m the
world of basketball there JUSt aren't
enough generous clerks who hand you
a discount victory These candy store
nightmares most vividly include
overtime losses to the hkes of Lmfield, Pactfic, and WhJtman wtth thear home­
boy offidals. These were games that we
could JUSt as easily won, but mstead of
the sweet taste of victory, we
experienced three bttter defeats •
f
I
Accompanying these disappomting
moments were various encouraging
sagnsaswell . These positive aspects did
not necessarily appear in the fonn of
wans, but in overall team
competitiveness . Last season we were a
team which would often hmes faiJ to natn gou uP,~! t'io.
cxtubat any fonn of resistance or desare L:-h-:-ke-t o_w_i_s~h-a-f~in-a~l~(a-r-ew.:!!e:!!ll.!t!!t o~o~u~r
to win Sometimes we lo~t games as graduating team members Make
muchas30or40points Thasyearstcam ScnatTa, Derron Judd, and Chris
was different we no longer waved the Dutton. Each oneofthescsguy s helped
whtte flag at half-hme, we played hard to lead and sumulate the team m h1s
to the end. Because of ttus, we were m own way. Whether it was Mike's
many close games which we came very offenstve hft, Dutton's boara9, or DJ's
close to winning. Unfortunately, a one hustle, all three of them made key game
pomt loss counts just as much as a 40 contributions Off the court their
pomtloss in the Cinal season record. But contributions conhnucd in the fonn of
the experaence of increased Dutton's humor, Dj's compatib1hty ,
competitiveness and Winning desare •s and M1ke's amazmg voracity for yet
sure to carry over to next years wanning another pa1r of "new rides". We all
season• want to wish them future success in
On behalf of my teammates, I would nc•r post-pto endeavors.
ey s:
Fencing, Bowling
The first ever Lewis and
Clark Collegiate Foil Open
produced some quality
performances by Pio fencers
Saturday.
The men's squad was led by
Dan Rothman who on the brink
of defeat staged a spectacular
comeback to defeat Dan Krogh
of PSU 11-9 in a very well
fought gold medal match. Pio
Jim Tamura placed fourth
while LC's Gyce Martin
finished eighth.
Cindy Iked11 was the top LC
women placing sixth in the
tournament. All information was
courtesy of Cohn Chock.
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LC student Valene Elliot
bowled a 300 game in the fifth
game of a six game series. Her
average for the series was 157
in the Greater Portland 600
Valentine tournament. Valerie
is a member of the Greater
Portland 600 club, an all
women bowling club It was
the first 300 game in the club's
history.
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Th~ raptd expan~•on ot our fleet -already one of the largt'St 1, ttl~ $lw~s _ h<t
Ct'l'i!ted new opentngs for fhght attend.1nu ~
If ~u n: .tbout to start a carftf or v."antto ~lle a u~r switch or 11 jOY'
•nter~ted •n ~turn•ng to the wor~ force. ~ 'Nelcome your apphcauon ~~~
~ ~ t_o. ofiHer rs notht~g less than •n ~KCtttng and ~.lrdtng future with art
at ·~ tn.•l ~ rst •n t~ :ltr and ~nd to none on t~ ground
MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS
Riehnrcl Dyer·-Benncu accnn1pont~s hin1sclf on the lyre as he n
1erfort11s thrc~ excerpts fro1n Robert I'itzgernld's translation of
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If tnterested, plu~ send a self aodreued
bu$in~) s•n ~lope IOf an '
.apphtahon and ca~ tnfOf'mdtJOn to
AmericAn AlriiMS. Inc. •
8 p.n1. Tuesday, March 1
Ev~s Auditorium, Lewis & Clark College
LeWis and Clark admission $2.00
Tickets available at Campus Events Office
Cha el lower level High school dlplotN or GED.
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STEINHARDT LECTURE; Barry
Bluestone, profes..,or of Polittcal
Economy at the Univer!>ity ot
Massachussctts in Bo~ton will speak
on "The Consequences of De-
industmllization on Family Incomes
and the American Labor Market.'' This
all begins at 7:30 p.m. in the Council
01ambcrs, and tt's free.
S.l.S.C.A.P (Students in Solidarity
With Central American Peoples) is
holding its weekly meeting tonight
and every Thursday in Odell's lounge.
The meetings proVJde an opportunity
to IC>am more about CcntraJ Amcnca
and to help plan future events. The
meeting J.dcks into gt."ldf at 7:00 p m.,
and c\'crvone is welcome . •
The ""UNG BUSHM.EN OF THE
KALAHARI will be speakmg from
11:30 a.m. to 12:30 and again behveen
7:00-9:00 p.m. The discussio n and
slide presentation will focus on politics
and dC\·elopment in South Africa with
a spt..~ia l emphasis on the Bushman
society.
DUCK SOUP, the most highly
act'laimed oJ the Marx Brothers films,
is showing tOnight at PSU. The 1933
classic begins at 7:30p.m. in 75 Lincoln
Hall, and general admission is $2.
EDITH KILBUCJ<. professor of music
at Lewis and Oark College, will
perform pTeludes and fugues from
Johann Sebastian Bach's WELl­
TEMPERED CLAVIER on the ha~
srchord at 8:00 p.m. in Evans
AudHorium . This is the final cancer t in
the Kilbuck series, and it's free.
Satut"c!ca.y
MR. FLOSS AND TiiE TOOTH
FAIRY wiU be appearing today at
OMSJ'sChildren's Dental HCdlth Fair.
With the help of fourteen area
professional groups, dental edut>ation
and prevention will be presented in a
fun and healthy way. All of this is free
with OMSJ admission ... and it's my
PICK OF TilE WEEK.
THE VENERABLE SHOWERS OF
BE,(UTY/A DIFFERENT SONG
CAM ELAN of Lewis &: Clark College
will present an evening of traditional
JavanesegamelanmuS&cat8:00 p.m. in
Evans Auditorium. General admis­
sion is $5; students and senior citizens
get in for S3. Tickets are availiable at
the door.
OBO ADDY AND KUKRUDU are
playing tonight in the Chapel at 8:00
p.m. This event is a benefit for the
Pacific Northwest Student Activist
Conference, wruch will be held at
Lewis &: Oark in the spring. There is a
requested donation of $3, and .
refreshments wiU be served. Occurrences
'C/
hfJ Dana ncLaren
8unc!ay
And I quote. Renowned songwriter
and singer fRA.NKIE LAINE will be
featured at the next Merrill Lynch Pops
Concert on Sunday, February 28at 3:00
p.m. and 8:00 p.m tn the Arlene
Schnitzer Concert Han ... The C{)nccrt
will be repeated on Monday and
Tuesday, and tickets range from$1 0 to
$23. For more info, call 228-1353
nonc!ay
Students from Aloha, Beaverton, and
Sunset Htgh Schools will present a
CHORAL MUSIC FES1'IVAL tonight
at the Intermediate Theatre.
Admission i" $3.50. 'Juesc!ay
David Brower, founder of FRIENDS
OF THF. EARTH, will be 'presenting
pc~pcctivcsof humans in global time­
rramc, global defon.c'Station along with
local old growth forest preservation "
This is all part of the Lewis &Clark
Environmen tal Lecture Series, and
tonight's talk begins at 6:30p.m. in the
Olapel.
BAKERS ON A ROLL CO-OP
BAKERY tS busy bakm' every
Tuesday from 8 30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Come on down to the Plattform and
join the dough party. NO
E..XPERIENCE NECESSARY!!
"Our commerctaJs capture the 'broad-shouldered ' guys on the1r own turf and tell
them we've t the beer they've been look.J for " -Coors Extra Gold
It looks as if the death knell is sounding for TV evangelism. Act'ordi ng to
the latest news sources, eVldence of J muny Swaggart' s dalliances with a prostitute
has finally been unearthed . Swaggart, a rrumster for the Assembly of God, IS at
least temporarily abandoning lus multi-million dollar empire as a result of the
scandal.
. It's i roruc how the superstars of !he clectromc ecclcstasttcal movement are
watching their kingdoms crumble beneath their feet. It 1s also a disgrace that these
men make their livings through technological panhandling in the name of God.
Elderly, shut-in people, often those who most feel the pmch of doing without a few
dollars, make up the majority o( the 1V evangelism audience. It's highly unlikely
that these people are donating their livelihoods with the mtention of providing
Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart with overbiO\-'Ill mcomes, multiple homes,
yachts, and prostitutes. It's especially galling to consider how much money, given
in good faith to the churches, goes towards Tammy Faye's paint-n-plaster job.
Who are these people who claim to be God's earthly representatives ,
anyway? JimmySwaggart himself was responsible for the fall of Marvin Gorman,
a New Orleans TV evangelist. Swaggart accused Gorman o( sexual misconduct
rn 1986, effectively toppling him from his ministry Now that the truth about
Swaggart'sown scxualliasons IS out, he only succeeds tn looking hke the world's
biggest hypocrite. After the bizarre exploits of the Bakker-Hahn controversy ,
though, nothing to do with TV preachers surprises me anymore.
Essentially, if money donated to religious causes is to find rts proper
home, it's best donated to a local orgamz.ation. There, not only can one receive the
satisfaction of giving, but one can also actually see the gi fl working to benefr t those
who need it most. Maybe, as a result of the slime that~s being exposed, TV
evangelism will rot away of its own act'ord The world will probably be better for
it.
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Look At Reality.'' to be published in the last 1ssue of every month All submissions
must be typed and will be subject to editing for length, spelling, grammar , and
libelous statements Oloo&e your top1c, and drop me a few lines (preferably 350-
400 words) via LC Box 21 or drrectly to the Log office, If your column is printed,
you will n.>ceive full credit for your writing. Please include your name, box
number, and telephone number wtth all submissions. ASLC Educational Programs is
sponsonng the film about Carl Jung: A
MATTER OPHEART. Terry Krucgt'f
of the English depdrtment , also a
Jungian scholar. wall discuss the film
with intcrL,...k'<i students after the
second showmg. The film will be
prt.~nted at 4 30 and 7:30 p.m.
Wee! nesc!a y
FRESH-BAKED GOODIES from the
co-op bakery arc on sale today and
every Wednesday outside o( the Tratl
Room from 9:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m
Proceeds benefit lhe Rafael House, an
emergency she Iter loc.1 ted in
downtown Portland.
CHRIS MASER, specialized
consultant in sustainable forestry
management, will be presenting
informatlon on the ecology and
preservation of old growth forests.
This lecture 1s for everyone, nnd 1t
begins at 7:00 p.m m the CounciJ
Chambers.
Cta.ssi, tec!s
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appomtment in Career Planning
and placement center.
FOR SALE: 1977 Datsun pickup
with custom made canopy and bed
liner. $2500 call 293 39n
HOMEWORKERS WANTED :
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SIZE, measures 32x20x20 , big
freezer and crtsper, like new, 227-
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