Title
The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
Description
Volume 2701, Number 21 [Pioneer Frog]
Subject
Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
Creator
Pioneer Log Staff
Date
1988-04-01
Format
pdf
Type
Newspaper
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Vtu to tlit occasional contmJtrsiol nature of tk Piont!tr
Log Stajf'Uitorials, tftis wee~ we. offer tiU fofUnving opportunity
for you to self tfe.sign your own ttfitoriaL Jtru{ if you tfon 't a~ tlit
result, tougn s -t
given tn~ recent rasli of
a) ro66eri.cs,
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c) ~pu6{uanism,
t{} suicUI.ts amono Log ctfitors,
U1t lUre at tk Log, tftose of us wfio art still afive, 'Uiisli to offer tfte
fo{[ouJing sofutwns.
a) I ncnasuf suurity.
6} ~{oving th~ campus to tfU Soutli Pacifi.c.
c) J.it nwftt of passion witli 'Tammy J"aye a:ruf Jessica !Halin.
tfJ Toms fwmt 6rew aruf Cots of it.
We fed 6y taf(jng tfus course of action, aff sttuknts Wtf[ 6enifit. ?{9
f.ongtr UJi[{ Wt 6e conurmtl UJitli tk s~ trite pro6ltms tfu:zt ft.ave
6cen p(auging tfte aampus for years. 9{gw we 1uilf 6e a6lt to focus
on our trut purpose of attending Lt.wis arul Cfar/G
a) an etfucatum
6) to catcli sonu. rays
c) to worukr wliat ~of urukrwear '.Pr!sUltnt Jim wears
tlJ as/Qng if •u,i[( 'Burt 'F&ynoftf.s tvtr fintl 'Miss 'R.i9fit 'of is
fu jUSt too 'Uilltf ant! fast for any real st®ility in fiis Ctft?! •
{l:ftank.! to M. 'BfinK.§fy for tliat ont.)
'11iis acfi~vemt.nt of our goals wi1f ~ us
a) gootf peopCe
6) tlic Qjlun of 'Engfa ntf
c) enjoy 'Basic Inquiry
ti) get paUl for worfjng on tfu Log
YlJuf so you fiavt fiaa your diana to clioose wfiat you want to say.
So the moraf of your ulitoriol r.s
a} Otft.ff?tfanor ougftt to 6e mLJU into a tfonn
6) scarcasim is an appropriLlte response
c) diangt TtUJCfit.nl.S rwlfy ougfit to 6e UJ.Stalfttf ~t to tlit.
contfom macfu~
tf) tfu Log staff ftas no tfantn ttft.a wliat tlit.lit.U ftapptns on
tli.is campus 6ut ratlit.r sliuUf.s itself in tfu great wfttte
tower of ;ournafr.stic freufom from resposi6ility anti wif(
loo(.even more fiJ:I, tk?{atwnaf 'Enqucr ernt.~weef:..: We
liave tk photos. So tlit.rt. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Students Require Sex
Edttcation on Campzts
Anyone.
What could be more Important
thon uncovering the facts of
newsbreoklng stories In o cleor,
unbiased ond accurate manner to
on entire college community? This Is
qutte o tosk ond one which should
be commemorated when done
well. We at the Log realize It's not
always customary to pot oneself on
the bock after successfully uphold
Ing the highest ethical and journalis
tic standards over a period of time
(two terms to be exact) but since
none of us remembered that Issue
coming up In ony of Peter
Christenson s Comm 103. 255. 340.
380.633. 876 or 920 classes we fig
ured It wos all right
One of the greatest challenges
for o joumollst Is to be completely
unbiased In the reporting of o story
You can't let your true feelings on
Issues surface onto the pages of
your story. For example , when re
porting on the ASLC election results
we would neverwrttethotthe Logfs
sorry and yes. mod Rich Lewis won
the position of SAAB VP because we
wont him to continue dutifully serv
Ing as Circulation King next year.
Never.
And it. hypothet ically speaking
there were o major fire on campus
and Templeton burned to the
noodles-w ith-peanut-butter-and
pepper-spread-on-top colored tile
floor. we would put the
newsbreok lng story on the front
page and report onlythe facts: how
it started, how many S .35 cups of
coffee were thrown ott he fire by the
social elite In the Troll Room. and
why why, why the So go salad bar
didn't bum. didn't even smolder
Cwhot Is that sometimes--green stuff.
anyway?)
Except. that lost question
would not be Included because It's
not o newspaper person's place to
question such Institutional Institu
tions Peter told us so. Nothing
would be mentioned of the fact.
either that the nouveau -disco type
building looked actually better as little block fragments blowing about
In the wind.
·crlmebeo t. • your weekly
guide on where not to pork your cor
tt you wont to continue owning a
stereo and where not to hong out It
offended by streakers , was also a
new feature Winter term. The Log
reported the facts as the Securtty
Office gave them. No blosed ques
tions were asked like: Why would
anyone wont to steal a lovely. pos
turepedic couch from Plo1t ond
why In tomatton didn't they do It
sooner? We were careful not to
give clues to our readers os to our
true feelings about the aesthetic
quality of LC dorm fumtture
Upholding the highest journalis
tic standards Is o tradition at the Log
we feel proud of Sizzling hot stories
like the new bulletin board rules and
the chicken pox epidemic of 141 LC
students that rampaged In February
were reported honestly and
truthfully In keeping with the starr
dordswe teamed from our bible. the
Associated Press Stylebook and U
bel Manual which every staff mem·
ber finally got a chance to read
word tor word. cover to cover dur
lng a good. old-fashioned borbe
que with Sac's Voice where the
communal shoring ot hot dogs and
homemade Ice-cream brought us
all closer together
The Log has restrained odmlro
bly from defacing the pages of our
revered paper by using It as o forum
to air our views or pleas We look
forward to o journollsticolly exciting
Spring term Maybe something will
actually happen on campus. By the
way. why didn't anyone sign up to
wrtte at registration? Why? We
need writers. people Stop striking or
doing homework or working at KLC.
where we know you all ore. and be
come o port of one of the driving
forces (THE driving force?) behind
this fine college Become o Plol
ogger. chop down some trees and
make a difference
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Give a ''P'' or Patti! SLIMEBEAT
By Scotty Boy
Stomp & Coin Collector
A new lewis and Clark
cheerieodlng squad was
tormed this term under the
1eodersh1p of former ASLC
President Pottl Brooke. ·r Just
couldn't stand sitting
oround not being Involved, ·
sold Brooke.
·A rally squad seemed
e the best vehicle tor re
maining in touch w1th the
campus and activities. like.
ohmlgod I you know?· she
continued .
Tryou1s ror new roily girls
were held lost Sunday during
President Gordner s Ice
Cream Social '"I hod more
tun at this lc..e cream social
than at the first one I hod
Boy o boy do those LC
oobes hove great legs.
WOW!" Jim commented.
The squad will raise
money wHh bake soles and
a "Professors of LC" Colen·
oar. featuring LC professors
iworlous poses token by the
photo experts o1 the No
tiOnal Enquirer. ·va. thos guys ot the
Enquirer were great. All we
hod to prov1de was photos
of the toces and they nod
the rest ol the picture In I heir
files.· said tund·rols1ng odvl·
sor. Todd Bottenfield .
The new cheeneodlng
squad will hove lots of duties
They plan to cheer all of the
major events on campus.
'"LC has 1 his Image of being a
granola. hippie school.
which Is totollywrongllwonl
to present our true Image as
o conservative, preppie
school. sort of like USC or
Dartmouth ·sold Brooke.
Sophomo re and sports
enthusiast Tom Cunning
hom sold '"I think sex Is
good.·
·upcoming events In
elude the Gender Studies
Symposium (some or the girls
ore going to dress up guys so
were ore balanced) ,
Porent•s Weekend <so they
con remember their good
old college days> and May
Day (I'm going to hove a
pole on my head with all the
other cheerleaders dancing around me>: sold Brooke.
Campus response to the
new Cheerleaders has been
positive. Thirty-two girls lrlad
out for the 10 spaces on the
squad and there has been
talk or forming a JV rally
before football season starts
next toll. "I've always
thought we needed more
enthusiasm at the games.·
sold gridiron veteran Don
Wilson. '"'fhere's nothing like
o bunch of girls In short skirts
to get a crowd riled up.· ,-Februery 16· High school debate orgy. No
erres ts.
r Februery 29 Tom Cunm nghem questJ oned
for sle61Jng plate from SAGA flo confess1on
bu l CunnI nghem was heard to s~y he thought the
plele wes "pretty dern cool u
March 15· Cor vendaJjzed by chapel
r April t· Dog injured in puppy freterrnty
hez1ng Two members punished with expuls1on
from cernpus The orgenizet1on w111 eppeel the
dec i s1 on.
Tammy Faye to Lead Gender Symposium
By Sheila Mclaren
P1o Frog Ace Rt-porta -sidcred the "c;llch" of th1
ycM's .;;ympo ium said coordi
nator june Alrington . "We
chose Tammy F.,ye b\.•caus.e we
The IOSth Annual Gender felt she posses~ rrumy ot the
Symposium, entitled ''Amen-qualibc!> t~"\t rcpri.'5Cnt what ic;
can Women Leaders We All nl-ccssary to b\.">COml.' 11 medaa
Wi<c.h We Could Be," will be Cigurc in this d.1y and age,"
held Apnl 23-25. Arlington s<ud.
One keynote speaker and BJkcr,formcrlyot PTLfame she double majon'<l an f lome
Economics and !'neater Ma
keup and Costume Dc:,ign.
Gender advocate, Tom
Cunningham S."lld~ "When you
take a phon ... mcs 1gc, make
sure you put thl.' diltC and the
time thc per n Glllcd."
In her pTC.Sl•ntation Baker
will addr""' money manngc
ment, her PTL, and how to
dresc; for success. four ''Mothcrs of the Year" will and fortune, as a graduatc of
be attending the symposium . Ricks Colll>gc in Idaho where
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\Uiso" Baker h"·'lhnl.Jn,
\ompuh•r <;dcnc~ with an
tmph.1sb on MJcantosh and
llllnor in Zoology:
"11us i.; scrcwt."(l, tht• wholl'
lh1ng •~ scrt:Wt.'t. 1. I don't know
Wh.at I'm ~llnna do!" Tom Cunningham,
sophomore, double major tn
Phystcs and Chemistry:
"I havc nothmg to say."
John Rce-;, sophomou,
Horticulture:
''I think I'll blow l'VCrythi ng
o(t t' d.ty ... 50ml•tin'k""~ ·ou
h.lVc to do thut ,\lith(• lime." A time to meet your Ed Board Photos by 1om and
Dtck Smothers
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Shetl3 McLaren, Junior, self·
d~ tgned Astrology and
Cosmotology:
"I don't know C..il. Whut is is
that 1 do wath peanut butter
that's str~ngc7' '
t.ynn R.o.,cntrat ·r, fr,,.;hm.ln,
lS;a-.ic lnquir ·and rilic.1l
Thinking:
"Hint tN63: Dial 911 to mnke
,, policcm.m com<'." C ahon C~ih.,, -;cnior ltoD'\t
F.conOD'\ICS .1nd l<-1t~tcn R.1an,
jumor llotcl 1nn.lgcn\4?nt:
'Wl lov~ lan McColloch so
much Wl' could die."
Scott t1.1hn, ophornorc,
Rookkecping with an -
cmpha i" on lJudgeting ~
"74% 1dt that 'uodlcs of grccn
nO( die~ make blue pool"
JUmp dcr shiro iJC' '" Jennifer 1 tuenitk,
fre~hman . FJ-.hion and
TLme M.1nJgemcnt:
"Btt.'P •s natural. B«p is tun.
Btt"P j., best when it'-. onl' on
one."
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W.Jl~r Sport-; h ith <1 IOCU.., on
Nude K.t ·aking:
''I m alw.l pleasant to
h . th .. ot E'IS m l' monung . Ill bought my /VlacLogtntosh computer from my
friends at the P1o Log. Now I can really fulfill my
role as media advisor. Pretty darn cool."
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By Scotty Bo
Stomp & Coin C
A new Lewis a
cneerleadtng sq
rormed this term u
leadership of tom:
Preslden1 Patti Br
couldn't stand
around not being lrr
sold Brooke .
.. A rally squad
~<e the best vehi
morning rn touch
campus and actlv
ohmlgodl you kn
continued .
Tryouts for new
were held lost Sund1
Preslden1 Gardn
Cream Social 1 h
tun at 1 his ice crec
than at I he first O(
Boy o boy do t
t>obes hove gre
wow!· Jim comml
The squad w
money with bake ~
o "Professors of LC
dar. teotur1ng LC ~
rwarfaus poses tak1
Photo experts at
Ilona! Enquirer.
Aaron lla<1r, freshm
Hulth!P.F..: -
Ufc sa bttch and <>C
Lihon ''
\llison Baker fTesh
Computer <)oence \1
rrnph.t'>l on Macml
Pllnor in Zoology·
l'his is ~rcwt.•d the~
llung is ~rewl-d . I de
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~UV I~ 'K SIM 11 Gene Gregory welcome s faculty and administrators to the first annual Governan ce Slumber Party.
IF ONLY THIS WERE THE STUDENT PAPER OF LEWIS & CLARK Arson Trail Leads
to Pio Log 0 tee
VOL. 2701, NO. 21 APRI~ 1, 1988 6~ ~ar~~ ·5ecop· 6aar
OJdes-r LJVJI19 freshmar.
f~e receM 1raJI o1 arsaM <~raufld 1ftt LeWJ.S cMd Clark
cc:lmpu.s has beett 1raced 10 1~e fJclMU lo9 fdJ1CrJal 6oc:lrd,
a campus .source .sa,d ~e.s1erdc:l~
·We f'lave rea.sofl1a &dJeve 1f1e fJres were Hc:lr1ed by Lo9
s1aHer.s 111 order 10 uea1e 1heJr ow11 tlews, .. f1re Ch1e f Aarof1
d·1yre .saJd.
Odell Slumber Party Solves
LC Governance Problems 1he fJre.s be9c211 over 5prrfl9 break whtt1 c2 .smaJJ boflf1re was
uea1ed ottlowu campus. 1he ma1tr1ah o.std 10 feed the fJre
Ja1u came 1ram 1he cnal'l91119 rooms a11fle lower campos f'OOI.
~ J do11 1 He wha11ftt b19 deoll.s, .. t1ew.s fdJ'for KJr .s 1 tfl Alof1
sa1d ... flo bed~ wcvfd VH rncse roams at~~way .'"
C~Jef d'f~re says 1fta11he boMJrt .scared Uf' t11ov9h pe~ple
a1 securJ14} 10 ar~u.se 1Mues1 tor a MWS s1or~. "'from there
1he s1or4} j\J.sf bJoHomed 10 a whole .srr1119 of arsot1 .star,e:s ...
fhe tires 1het1 spread 1a .such pious as 1ne ar1 bvJidJt'19,
600Jfltr, Ol'ld 1f1e ZehMbaou 5wrmtnJt19 fC\IJ)JicM. J1 na.s also
beett rumored 1~c1 1~e to9 .s1atfer.s wue plat1f1JI'19 10 bJcw
up 1h~ mcMr neuse a.s w~JJ . By Gillon Gelhs
Den Mother
Representatives of the
faculty and administration
announced that they hove
solved all govemonce-re
lated problems here at
Lewis and Clark This on
nouncement come otter
lost weekend 's "Odell Slum
ber Party· hosted by Presi
dent Gordner and other LC
Administrators
Faculty members were
Invited to this tlrst time event
In the hopes that some
agreement could be
reached on on-going prob
lems such os voice and rep
resentation ·we hoped this
unt rodltlonol approach
would open new channels
of communlcotlon," sold on
anonymous source close to
the President .
Sophomore Home
brewer Tom Cunningham
wos active In planning the
event "I believe there Is o
definite correlation be tween computer failure and
celibacy ... he sold
Weekend activities In
cluded a slide show of Prest·
dent Gordner's multiple
trips to Japan. on open
reading of Burgher's
Daughter. o preview
screening of new odmls·
slons videos, and various
"party games ·Specific de
tolls ot these games were
unavailable and partici
pants seemed reluctant to
disclose the nature of the
prtzes "I think tenure for win
ning faculty and new offices
for administrators were
among the top awards.·
speculated on anonymous
source near the President
All tn all the weekend
seemed to hove been a
success and the portlct
pantswere pleased with the
event. '"I was a little worrted
when tt come time to order
the pizzas.· professor Ror
bough sold. '"There were
only two faculty members
on the Menu Committee But we tumed It over to a
vote and everything wo:
tine·
Specttlc details of
governance policies ore
being worked on with
participation from eve
focutty member and
mlnlstrotor . Final
will be mode at on uo<~on"H
lng white water weeke'"""11
scheduled for mid-June .
President Gordner
confident that the worst
over. "Maybe now we co111
move on to Important ISSU4~S
such as lntemottonol
tlons and Pocttlc Rim trod
-both areas where .. rm M1 .sa~l1'19 1fla1 w~ d1d 11, bv1 fm 9Jad 11 wa.s dot1~ .
J1 wo.s me:~ 10 c:cvu some hard MW.S. We wu~ 9~11 11'19 .s1c:k o1
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reporH snowed rhar back IHW.S ct fltUleU Lo9s were \J.Sed a.s
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Sports 'Lfitor : Peppermint Patty
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Vtu to tlit occasional contmJtrsiol nature of tk Piont!tr
Log Stajf'Uitorials, tftis wee~ we. offer tiU fofUnving opportunity
for you to self tfe.sign your own ttfitoriaL Jtru{ if you tfon 't a~ tlit
result, tougn s -t
given tn~ recent rasli of
a) ro66eri.cs,
6) tlisunity among tfu. facutfy ant! aaministration ,
c) ~pu6{uanism,
t{} suicUI.ts amono Log ctfitors,
U1t lUre at tk Log, tftose of us wfio art still afive, 'Uiisli to offer tfte
fo{[ouJing sofutwns.
a) I ncnasuf suurity.
6} ~{oving th~ campus to tfU Soutli Pacifi.c.
c) J.it nwftt of passion witli 'Tammy J"aye a:ruf Jessica !Halin.
tfJ Toms fwmt 6rew aruf Cots of it.
We fed 6y taf(jng tfus course of action, aff sttuknts Wtf[ 6enifit. ?{9
f.ongtr UJi[{ Wt 6e conurmtl UJitli tk s~ trite pro6ltms tfu:zt ft.ave
6cen p(auging tfte aampus for years. 9{gw we 1uilf 6e a6lt to focus
on our trut purpose of attending Lt.wis arul Cfar/G
a) an etfucatum
6) to catcli sonu. rays
c) to worukr wliat ~of urukrwear '.Pr!sUltnt Jim wears
tlJ as/Qng if •u,i[( 'Burt 'F&ynoftf.s tvtr fintl 'Miss 'R.i9fit 'of is
fu jUSt too 'Uilltf ant! fast for any real st®ility in fiis Ctft?! •
{l:ftank.! to M. 'BfinK.§fy for tliat ont.)
'11iis acfi~vemt.nt of our goals wi1f ~ us
a) gootf peopCe
6) tlic Qjlun of 'Engfa ntf
c) enjoy 'Basic Inquiry
ti) get paUl for worfjng on tfu Log
YlJuf so you fiavt fiaa your diana to clioose wfiat you want to say.
So the moraf of your ulitoriol r.s
a} Otft.ff?tfanor ougftt to 6e mLJU into a tfonn
6) scarcasim is an appropriLlte response
c) diangt TtUJCfit.nl.S rwlfy ougfit to 6e UJ.Stalfttf ~t to tlit.
contfom macfu~
tf) tfu Log staff ftas no tfantn ttft.a wliat tlit.lit.U ftapptns on
tli.is campus 6ut ratlit.r sliuUf.s itself in tfu great wfttte
tower of ;ournafr.stic freufom from resposi6ility anti wif(
loo(.even more fiJ:I, tk?{atwnaf 'Enqucr ernt.~weef:..: We
liave tk photos. So tlit.rt. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Students Require Sex
Edttcation on Campzts
Anyone.
What could be more Important
thon uncovering the facts of
newsbreoklng stories In o cleor,
unbiased ond accurate manner to
on entire college community? This Is
qutte o tosk ond one which should
be commemorated when done
well. We at the Log realize It's not
always customary to pot oneself on
the bock after successfully uphold
Ing the highest ethical and journalis
tic standards over a period of time
(two terms to be exact) but since
none of us remembered that Issue
coming up In ony of Peter
Christenson s Comm 103. 255. 340.
380.633. 876 or 920 classes we fig
ured It wos all right
One of the greatest challenges
for o joumollst Is to be completely
unbiased In the reporting of o story
You can't let your true feelings on
Issues surface onto the pages of
your story. For example , when re
porting on the ASLC election results
we would neverwrttethotthe Logfs
sorry and yes. mod Rich Lewis won
the position of SAAB VP because we
wont him to continue dutifully serv
Ing as Circulation King next year.
Never.
And it. hypothet ically speaking
there were o major fire on campus
and Templeton burned to the
noodles-w ith-peanut-butter-and
pepper-spread-on-top colored tile
floor. we would put the
newsbreok lng story on the front
page and report onlythe facts: how
it started, how many S .35 cups of
coffee were thrown ott he fire by the
social elite In the Troll Room. and
why why, why the So go salad bar
didn't bum. didn't even smolder
Cwhot Is that sometimes--green stuff.
anyway?)
Except. that lost question
would not be Included because It's
not o newspaper person's place to
question such Institutional Institu
tions Peter told us so. Nothing
would be mentioned of the fact.
either that the nouveau -disco type
building looked actually better as little block fragments blowing about
In the wind.
·crlmebeo t. • your weekly
guide on where not to pork your cor
tt you wont to continue owning a
stereo and where not to hong out It
offended by streakers , was also a
new feature Winter term. The Log
reported the facts as the Securtty
Office gave them. No blosed ques
tions were asked like: Why would
anyone wont to steal a lovely. pos
turepedic couch from Plo1t ond
why In tomatton didn't they do It
sooner? We were careful not to
give clues to our readers os to our
true feelings about the aesthetic
quality of LC dorm fumtture
Upholding the highest journalis
tic standards Is o tradition at the Log
we feel proud of Sizzling hot stories
like the new bulletin board rules and
the chicken pox epidemic of 141 LC
students that rampaged In February
were reported honestly and
truthfully In keeping with the starr
dordswe teamed from our bible. the
Associated Press Stylebook and U
bel Manual which every staff mem·
ber finally got a chance to read
word tor word. cover to cover dur
lng a good. old-fashioned borbe
que with Sac's Voice where the
communal shoring ot hot dogs and
homemade Ice-cream brought us
all closer together
The Log has restrained odmlro
bly from defacing the pages of our
revered paper by using It as o forum
to air our views or pleas We look
forward to o journollsticolly exciting
Spring term Maybe something will
actually happen on campus. By the
way. why didn't anyone sign up to
wrtte at registration? Why? We
need writers. people Stop striking or
doing homework or working at KLC.
where we know you all ore. and be
come o port of one of the driving
forces (THE driving force?) behind
this fine college Become o Plol
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Give a ''P'' or Patti! SLIMEBEAT
By Scotty Boy
Stomp & Coin Collector
A new lewis and Clark
cheerieodlng squad was
tormed this term under the
1eodersh1p of former ASLC
President Pottl Brooke. ·r Just
couldn't stand sitting
oround not being Involved, ·
sold Brooke.
·A rally squad seemed
e the best vehicle tor re
maining in touch w1th the
campus and activities. like.
ohmlgod I you know?· she
continued .
Tryou1s ror new roily girls
were held lost Sunday during
President Gordner s Ice
Cream Social '"I hod more
tun at this lc..e cream social
than at the first one I hod
Boy o boy do those LC
oobes hove great legs.
WOW!" Jim commented.
The squad will raise
money wHh bake soles and
a "Professors of LC" Colen·
oar. featuring LC professors
iworlous poses token by the
photo experts o1 the No
tiOnal Enquirer. ·va. thos guys ot the
Enquirer were great. All we
hod to prov1de was photos
of the toces and they nod
the rest ol the picture In I heir
files.· said tund·rols1ng odvl·
sor. Todd Bottenfield .
The new cheeneodlng
squad will hove lots of duties
They plan to cheer all of the
major events on campus.
'"LC has 1 his Image of being a
granola. hippie school.
which Is totollywrongllwonl
to present our true Image as
o conservative, preppie
school. sort of like USC or
Dartmouth ·sold Brooke.
Sophomo re and sports
enthusiast Tom Cunning
hom sold '"I think sex Is
good.·
·upcoming events In
elude the Gender Studies
Symposium (some or the girls
ore going to dress up guys so
were ore balanced) ,
Porent•s Weekend <so they
con remember their good
old college days> and May
Day (I'm going to hove a
pole on my head with all the
other cheerleaders dancing around me>: sold Brooke.
Campus response to the
new Cheerleaders has been
positive. Thirty-two girls lrlad
out for the 10 spaces on the
squad and there has been
talk or forming a JV rally
before football season starts
next toll. "I've always
thought we needed more
enthusiasm at the games.·
sold gridiron veteran Don
Wilson. '"'fhere's nothing like
o bunch of girls In short skirts
to get a crowd riled up.· ,-Februery 16· High school debate orgy. No
erres ts.
r Februery 29 Tom Cunm nghem questJ oned
for sle61Jng plate from SAGA flo confess1on
bu l CunnI nghem was heard to s~y he thought the
plele wes "pretty dern cool u
March 15· Cor vendaJjzed by chapel
r April t· Dog injured in puppy freterrnty
hez1ng Two members punished with expuls1on
from cernpus The orgenizet1on w111 eppeel the
dec i s1 on.
Tammy Faye to Lead Gender Symposium
By Sheila Mclaren
P1o Frog Ace Rt-porta -sidcred the "c;llch" of th1
ycM's .;;ympo ium said coordi
nator june Alrington . "We
chose Tammy F.,ye b\.•caus.e we
The IOSth Annual Gender felt she posses~ rrumy ot the
Symposium, entitled ''Amen-qualibc!> t~"\t rcpri.'5Cnt what ic;
can Women Leaders We All nl-ccssary to b\.">COml.' 11 medaa
Wi<c.h We Could Be," will be Cigurc in this d.1y and age,"
held Apnl 23-25. Arlington s<ud.
One keynote speaker and BJkcr,formcrlyot PTLfame she double majon'<l an f lome
Economics and !'neater Ma
keup and Costume Dc:,ign.
Gender advocate, Tom
Cunningham S."lld~ "When you
take a phon ... mcs 1gc, make
sure you put thl.' diltC and the
time thc per n Glllcd."
In her pTC.Sl•ntation Baker
will addr""' money manngc
ment, her PTL, and how to
dresc; for success. four ''Mothcrs of the Year" will and fortune, as a graduatc of
be attending the symposium . Ricks Colll>gc in Idaho where
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\Uiso" Baker h"·'lhnl.Jn,
\ompuh•r <;dcnc~ with an
tmph.1sb on MJcantosh and
llllnor in Zoology:
"11us i.; scrcwt."(l, tht• wholl'
lh1ng •~ scrt:Wt.'t. 1. I don't know
Wh.at I'm ~llnna do!" Tom Cunningham,
sophomore, double major tn
Phystcs and Chemistry:
"I havc nothmg to say."
John Rce-;, sophomou,
Horticulture:
''I think I'll blow l'VCrythi ng
o(t t' d.ty ... 50ml•tin'k""~ ·ou
h.lVc to do thut ,\lith(• lime." A time to meet your Ed Board Photos by 1om and
Dtck Smothers
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Shetl3 McLaren, Junior, self·
d~ tgned Astrology and
Cosmotology:
"I don't know C..il. Whut is is
that 1 do wath peanut butter
that's str~ngc7' '
t.ynn R.o.,cntrat ·r, fr,,.;hm.ln,
lS;a-.ic lnquir ·and rilic.1l
Thinking:
"Hint tN63: Dial 911 to mnke
,, policcm.m com<'." C ahon C~ih.,, -;cnior ltoD'\t
F.conOD'\ICS .1nd l<-1t~tcn R.1an,
jumor llotcl 1nn.lgcn\4?nt:
'Wl lov~ lan McColloch so
much Wl' could die."
Scott t1.1hn, ophornorc,
Rookkecping with an -
cmpha i" on lJudgeting ~
"74% 1dt that 'uodlcs of grccn
nO( die~ make blue pool"
JUmp dcr shiro iJC' '" Jennifer 1 tuenitk,
fre~hman . FJ-.hion and
TLme M.1nJgemcnt:
"Btt.'P •s natural. B«p is tun.
Btt"P j., best when it'-. onl' on
one."
, '
l>.tna \-JlLMt"n, fre hman,
W.Jl~r Sport-; h ith <1 IOCU.., on
Nude K.t ·aking:
''I m alw.l pleasant to
h . th .. ot E'IS m l' monung . Ill bought my /VlacLogtntosh computer from my
friends at the P1o Log. Now I can really fulfill my
role as media advisor. Pretty darn cool."
/VIacLogtnrosh NW Bundle
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2 Pla·t·t forrn pizzas
date wi·th any ed l:;oard member
qui1e a bargatn
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Stomp & Coin C
A new Lewis a
cneerleadtng sq
rormed this term u
leadership of tom:
Preslden1 Patti Br
couldn't stand
around not being lrr
sold Brooke .
.. A rally squad
~<e the best vehi
morning rn touch
campus and actlv
ohmlgodl you kn
continued .
Tryouts for new
were held lost Sund1
Preslden1 Gardn
Cream Social 1 h
tun at 1 his ice crec
than at I he first O(
Boy o boy do t
t>obes hove gre
wow!· Jim comml
The squad w
money with bake ~
o "Professors of LC
dar. teotur1ng LC ~
rwarfaus poses tak1
Photo experts at
Ilona! Enquirer.
Aaron lla<1r, freshm
Hulth!P.F..: -
Ufc sa bttch and <>C
Lihon ''
\llison Baker fTesh
Computer <)oence \1
rrnph.t'>l on Macml
Pllnor in Zoology·
l'his is ~rcwt.•d the~
llung is ~rewl-d . I de
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~UV I~ 'K SIM 11 Gene Gregory welcome s faculty and administrators to the first annual Governan ce Slumber Party.
IF ONLY THIS WERE THE STUDENT PAPER OF LEWIS & CLARK Arson Trail Leads
to Pio Log 0 tee
VOL. 2701, NO. 21 APRI~ 1, 1988 6~ ~ar~~ ·5ecop· 6aar
OJdes-r LJVJI19 freshmar.
f~e receM 1raJI o1 arsaM <~raufld 1ftt LeWJ.S cMd Clark
cc:lmpu.s has beett 1raced 10 1~e fJclMU lo9 fdJ1CrJal 6oc:lrd,
a campus .source .sa,d ~e.s1erdc:l~
·We f'lave rea.sofl1a &dJeve 1f1e fJres were Hc:lr1ed by Lo9
s1aHer.s 111 order 10 uea1e 1heJr ow11 tlews, .. f1re Ch1e f Aarof1
d·1yre .saJd.
Odell Slumber Party Solves
LC Governance Problems 1he fJre.s be9c211 over 5prrfl9 break whtt1 c2 .smaJJ boflf1re was
uea1ed ottlowu campus. 1he ma1tr1ah o.std 10 feed the fJre
Ja1u came 1ram 1he cnal'l91119 rooms a11fle lower campos f'OOI.
~ J do11 1 He wha11ftt b19 deoll.s, .. t1ew.s fdJ'for KJr .s 1 tfl Alof1
sa1d ... flo bed~ wcvfd VH rncse roams at~~way .'"
C~Jef d'f~re says 1fta11he boMJrt .scared Uf' t11ov9h pe~ple
a1 securJ14} 10 ar~u.se 1Mues1 tor a MWS s1or~. "'from there
1he s1or4} j\J.sf bJoHomed 10 a whole .srr1119 of arsot1 .star,e:s ...
fhe tires 1het1 spread 1a .such pious as 1ne ar1 bvJidJt'19,
600Jfltr, Ol'ld 1f1e ZehMbaou 5wrmtnJt19 fC\IJ)JicM. J1 na.s also
beett rumored 1~c1 1~e to9 .s1atfer.s wue plat1f1JI'19 10 bJcw
up 1h~ mcMr neuse a.s w~JJ . By Gillon Gelhs
Den Mother
Representatives of the
faculty and administration
announced that they hove
solved all govemonce-re
lated problems here at
Lewis and Clark This on
nouncement come otter
lost weekend 's "Odell Slum
ber Party· hosted by Presi
dent Gordner and other LC
Administrators
Faculty members were
Invited to this tlrst time event
In the hopes that some
agreement could be
reached on on-going prob
lems such os voice and rep
resentation ·we hoped this
unt rodltlonol approach
would open new channels
of communlcotlon," sold on
anonymous source close to
the President .
Sophomore Home
brewer Tom Cunningham
wos active In planning the
event "I believe there Is o
definite correlation be tween computer failure and
celibacy ... he sold
Weekend activities In
cluded a slide show of Prest·
dent Gordner's multiple
trips to Japan. on open
reading of Burgher's
Daughter. o preview
screening of new odmls·
slons videos, and various
"party games ·Specific de
tolls ot these games were
unavailable and partici
pants seemed reluctant to
disclose the nature of the
prtzes "I think tenure for win
ning faculty and new offices
for administrators were
among the top awards.·
speculated on anonymous
source near the President
All tn all the weekend
seemed to hove been a
success and the portlct
pantswere pleased with the
event. '"I was a little worrted
when tt come time to order
the pizzas.· professor Ror
bough sold. '"There were
only two faculty members
on the Menu Committee But we tumed It over to a
vote and everything wo:
tine·
Specttlc details of
governance policies ore
being worked on with
participation from eve
focutty member and
mlnlstrotor . Final
will be mode at on uo<~on"H
lng white water weeke'"""11
scheduled for mid-June .
President Gordner
confident that the worst
over. "Maybe now we co111
move on to Important ISSU4~S
such as lntemottonol
tlons and Pocttlc Rim trod
-both areas where .. rm M1 .sa~l1'19 1fla1 w~ d1d 11, bv1 fm 9Jad 11 wa.s dot1~ .
J1 wo.s me:~ 10 c:cvu some hard MW.S. We wu~ 9~11 11'19 .s1c:k o1
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S<l)d.
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kJr1dlJ119 for evu~ f1rt "J'fn flcJd1119 a home-brtW Jr19 ,Sefr1Jf1ar Ot1 5a1UfdO'.J J(1 1ne
fna~u Aooms 1cr aJJ 1no.se lMtr~sHd,.. ~d ma11a9er fom
Cul'lfll1'19hafn add~d.
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.S1aff was 9CII'19 10 S~fld a 1Mf~01~t'\ JI19 kUU fO pre.sJdeM
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