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May 23, 1974 Volume 32, Number 24

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l~e Gutjahr
St.;alf writ•r
The second J·Board prorcedtng this ~eek lnvolvt.!d student Robert
etrer as platnttfl brmgmg a su11 ag<un~t the Dean of Students, Dean
...... ley, and Don Ntder~n on the Student Development Center.
kerson and Dean t law I e) dtd not appear a1 thrs me(!ring, wh1c.;h then
~~~~on rhe atr ol an mformal hearing, b.,causc rhc Judiciary Board do
carry jurisdi(llon 0\ cr (acult y or .tdmintslr3tiOn m~mbers
~cHer alledgccf that N1ckerson hac.J rela)·cc.J outdatt.>d material from
ter':, S D. C hies ro Dean Hawley. Dean Hawley 1n turn supposedly
11~e•1 this m.uertal to rl~)ect Ketfr:r'\ candtdacy tor an ov~.:rlieas study
by way ol the st.mdard r "llcw of 311 apphc.ant~ tor su(h
1aro)l1•1ms that the Dc.m of ~tudents carries out. Mr. l<tefer w,u
!l~pp,ot "ntt•d at his rejt!Cllon by the Overseas Office and eventually
cu~sed rhe 1!ntirc matter with President I toward.
lhc eventudl r~ults ol1his mt:eting were that Kteler was placed on the
ndll' list lor the ,\usH.llta group. In <ldditlon, rutl.Hl' student~ will be
ld the rc.uons tor tlwu bcmg g1ven ncgattvt! reports by the Dean ot
uden1's OfiH;.c. K1et.-r tal\cs tht\ as C\idenc •• that he waio wrongfully
ted. Other r "VIew undertaken •n connection w1th over e.lS
f,c-,Jtiom will 1 emain confidential.
In a wrillen statement left at this studenl meeting, Dean Hawley
~tendt•d strnply that there was no communication bet\\ een his off tee
.d the S,D.C .. and rather that h1s reJeCtion ot l'etfer was based on
lt.n,r-ral campus knowledge about th1s ·student's psychologiCal
oblems.
Kt·iler concedes that he has had personal problem<; 1hat arc now O\i er
:tvr•ral student witnes ~ testtllcd to rhis dtect. AI the heart ol the
er, accordmg to 1\etler, is the enmity berv.een Nicker!>on and
m ell, which has madcobJCCIIvit) ' on the part of the S.D.C. rmposstble .
.us, he ~J}), poor and mcorrec::t evaluaetons or h1mself reached the
.... n of Studcntc;, I lawley <tc;sem that this did not happen .
Keifer concluded that the real is~uc here is the conhdenttaltty of the
.C. and the qu.lluy of its evaluation\. Th • S.D. C. was not conftdc•ntial
not reliable 11 its trea1ment ol him, Keifer ~aid. and he had hoped to
ront Hawll'~ and Nickerson at the meeung with h1s problems.
'""'"Ondly, Keth•r churned that Ho~wley acu~d irr~ponstbly tn not
ming h1m ot the rt!asons for hi' r~jec:tion bv rhe Dean of Studl'nts
1!, S1gnahr.mtly, thts policy was changed ~hortly after a recent
,...,.., with Pre~tdenl Howard
Comp(•tin~ d;ums ex•~• over many ol the (aCf'> invol' cd in thiS c.He,
tht.•y were not settled a1 th1~ m~etmg.
fhc l(dthct~ng carne to .m end when the J -Board offered to .-.rrange a
terenc~ ot Ha't'\ le) and Kt•1ler bel ore Pres1dent Howard. Both sides
IJ)e:tl ed COnfident of their pOSitiOOS. By Dioan .. bmb
St•ff writ~f
Null and \O•d Wnhout legal
force lnvaltd. Leaderless . Flying
through all of thts turbuiPnce
Without a p1lot or a co·ptlot. so to
!lp-ak.
AI the May 21st meeting of I·
Board, the• recent ASLC pr£>Sidcn·
ltal and vcccpres1dent1JI elect1ons
\\ •re dcdaret.l mv,'Jhd
'\\'hy, whyl' we query 'Is
nothtng s.1cred .my mord'
Not H It 1s tamed out on dn
tll<:gal b.JIIot. Ac:cordmg to the
con!llltu uon. 1f on I~ one person
lilt•s tor an olfice, a clau~·· is to be
mcludcd on rhc b.1llot, wh1ch
state~ (tn etfcct): a voter has a '\es'
or 'no' opuon on the candtd:ue
Should the rally mc.lico.tt•, more no
than yes votes, the poslltOn is
consulered vacant. unttl another
election
(Oops I)
Charges we~c filed b)• Karen
Lehman, representing the s,enate
asam~t Charl•e Johnson, who
Of!Signcd the ballot. Both promrs-
d to tell the truth to the best of
then understanding
CharhP stated that the charges
wc>re. valid. There were no
Witnesses The heanng wa\ clo\ed
(II 'o\ih a remarkably ~wih trtal.)
A her dclib••• a11on, 8'"108 due
con~tc.Jer:ttlon to rite 11me faCtor,
and whether or not lO liold
another gcm•ral elet..tlon, J·Board
reached D dcciston.
Tht>te w1ll b~ a nt.>w electton.
betore the end ol rhc term, for the
pO\tt ton~ of prestdent .md ~ 1c •­
prestdcnt , on a yes-no ballot The
'old' prt.--s•dcnt, Peter Chang, must
appomt an cleetton commission.
% majority decides monetary fate
Diana Lamb
Staff writer
ell, we're b.1el.: to 1hc oft­
ted topic ol g<ub.tnzos .
es, c.;ont cr ned c;tudenb ol
and Cl.uk: tak,• heed!
seem 10 be lorever
stion1ng where your
.... .-.). goes and ho\\ it ~ets
e and who dt~d<.Jes what -
ou\e had your hand in
Student budget
IKI Alpm.-c.lub
U 6!.c:t. ~ud~ Ill Union
Con< t!rl •nd lectur.., Contmtll~
hblo r ADtOn C.Omlftlll,.r
~LC R,ulto
MC !ii,IIOn M1n-g~
lr.lllor ol •he f'tunr.rr l.o
O!!PIR\i
Rallt ~ulld
\Nil, ~ludo 111 rullltl.ltOn
)~ 1 Club
~11lng l luh
95 ~GII.a"-.'•ln\
\ pproxtam.llcl\ 40% 01
clamoun•d In fill out the
C lku dtton hallo1s, w1th
of .enuin ~ Cone r n on
r fJces, the other 60% at
tghed and (posssbly)
'\\'ell. i1's onl mon • • •. .'
rng to ne'o\ I -ele 1 d
Pres1dent, John Ta lor.
tdea \\3 lnlllc'lt~d 10 .. s·~e
• the indivtdual 1hc chance to
.;}IIOl:<ltc his O'o\ n mone) .''
( Edi1ori<1l no1e: 60')n ot you
blew il.} •
2-lb..JO U tnu.•n.>il Ctoup
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87 o'l S I M 5
500 1i' 111d Comm IC1r tnt Ali~•'•
473 69 Women' Ccntt•r
21:15 83 l\~l C.: Prt'J,ldent
175.34 ASH~ \: te.,.._Pra1den1
117 8' A.!lt C 1 rc•wrer
l.l218 ASlC ut'CUli~e Scoeto~l)
iii•) ASI.' Sen.are ~H~'''l
UJ l6 A~C C rn..--r<tl Olltc hpemc
619 J& PIO(•~t lu
120416.5 101 u
01 the )24.00 per student
allowed for lees, rhe Senate
held back S4.00 per p •r!lon for
"long-term commitments"
Jnd dn)' "cont•ngendes " thai
• m<n an c.
l he lotal t\SLC budget e:,­
ttm.tte is S36.960. les~ $18.669,
which w,1s <~lloC."ltt•d b)• the
students.
Thts le,l\·cs $18.290 for the
cnah~ to distdbute to d .. er-
• vmg or gantzar •on~ .
J &.~\'lor sa•d that I he Scnitte
was "considermg a po ~ibl ~
recluc liOn oi rees; {r.e.) hould
commuter 1udcnts pay le sl"
1 he \\ nte-m orgamz.at tOn
lone ol the more \'Orth)' b"·
mg that well-known oetal and
sen 1ce orgamzatton ded1catcd ro humantty. 1he arts and lite in
general -Phr Srgma Nothmg)
ar .-. not chartered groups tc,
rt!Celve mone\' trom the
Senate.
Dtdwtng a tentative conclu­
sion from 1he , re~uhs. it can
postulatr•d 1ha1 40% ot LC
students are Concerned
Capitalists, while the remam­
ing GO?;, are ctther (a) .
passionate!) anti-materialistic~
(b). stuffing therr mattresses
\Yrth $50 bills and don't reall
care anywa •• or (c). asleep.
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tudt'f'lt l'hor r <~phy Uub
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COM.\411 IU fHkOLC.H )(NAlE lewis met C1»t& c•·
May 2J. 1974
Vol. 'J:Z, No. 24
MUL TNOMAH COUNTY OAf GO ..
P\lm.fC. ttt:Al7H 01"~
r!NVIAONMfHTAL SANITATION SECTION N" •:;;. r. w 5ft, ... _ l"on!W • '>6''­.., \JI
';) ABATEMENT N TICE
ft!jd HS p (. 15 ~ I.( I, 11t. I. d...~ ££1 , I
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SAGA AND DOCS
A.D.t\ilkwood
sr .. u '""iter
The alarm rang at 6 15
lester watched ev;"ryon else m
th~ oommune come to Itt He sat
up for .-. m•nutc but dec1ded 10
snooze .a llltle lon •er.
"Hey, lesterl" someone called,
··o'ya want )er bre<~ldastl " lm·
medtatelv. Lester aumped to tus
le t ;~nd raced to the knchen. H
warc.hed h1s bowl bems ser ed.
Then. the back door opened. the
bowl \\.U set on the porch and
l~tcr found h1mself standmg tn
the ram
lester ts a dog He's 35 (dog
) ears) old W•th ~hort dark hau.
mellow brown e)cs, and gold
e)ebro~ His full n.tme ts t.esrcr
Doberman-lab .his parents ""ere
hbcr;ued: the)' hyphenated the"
names when 1he) go1 marnc..od.
Breakfast fantshed. Lester turns
roward the road. He pomts h1mself
d 'lt!rmtnt!dl tO't'\ rd a large
green lidd He passes some tennts
\:OUtls ... no on t) plarmg Up u
larg" flight of ldln. he pufts con­
ttnulllt: on " boo~rdw.alk around a
large brtc'k burldtng • Pamplm
Center
1an bu)hes, tree\ and lire
h dnant-. I at r. l~ter fands htmselr
out tdt.> the door ot Templeton'
T r.ul Room He h~.111 a shnll buu
trom tns•de But, the mell ;ne so
much mor"' comp lhng Through
the ~tndow h sees a double hamburg"' and a freak red head
wnh a frenCh d1p
Such •s a typ1cal mornmg for
Lester. Has ~nttr morntng routtne
le;.ds Jum oot~td the Trtlal Room
wath 1ts resuhmg frustr;5110n\
"Nol too long ago. 11 wo~m'ttoo
dtffrcult to get ln)•de 'ou fuss had
10 loo kmda tcary-e}ed .1nd star­
vmg and some poor ~humk
would let \OU m.'
When as~ed 1f the buzzer m·
talll'Cl m~•de the T r<Jtl ~oom door
bothered hrm. lester rcphed,
''Nah, at used ta' reall bother thr;
ch1d I knew. She was par1 collte
nd h~d an o"er-s.enslltvtt Lu te
compte But re~ll), 11 • n't that
bad The food o rcome am
other discomfort!"
But, food ts hard to come b
1 he recent mspecuon of the TR b
health ofllctals has resulted 10
more "'trmgent rregulauons le\ter
1~n t happ) wtth the new
crackdown .. ''I've go1 a couple ot
friends "ho 1r • elled :uouno Eu·
rope for a ummcr. The) "id thiil
there ~ere ah\a dogs m th
r~taurants. I don't knO\"' what's
wrong wuh meracan sooet) '
lest r con11nued b cttmg a
phcnom non ol double \tandards
e:a:isttng m the U . ''The~ 'II let
\Ou m their homes but .are ashtlm· • e:d 10 be een wilh ou m public'
\\:hen 1t "tl sus.sested th~1 the
health of tCtal; were only con·
erned wttht the de~nlmess of the
TR. l~ter bee<~ me enrllged How
much g•rb.1ge do you iee I ang
around tht ampus from U\ doss?
WE don t thro'A ogarettt"\ on the
ground!Wf don t h.we to ~ told
to recycle' \\ho tlre the polluten
tn thrs 'AOrldl It ure ~heel. am t
u~ dogslfl'·
• Page 2
Battle of the bozos
Sweaters vs. Shouters
Jim Kershner
Start writer
A Glo ~I) of Misle-adJng and 0.1ngerou s Genero~llutlon~ :
Sigm• Phi Epsilon a lr~termty " that e:u)h .Jt LC. Notorious for
obnoxiousne'\ ~nd mcompetence. Uwd/1) found )WJggenng pom­
pou~h. houtmg ude 'ugg~~ttons to :.tray female), \Vhcn u~~d d\ .1
plur.1l pronouced ':>peeeze
lambda-anoth~r trarermt) "at LC. Known for wimpin~~ and htgh­
~(hooli\m Otr~n 'l t:n punchmg eacll other on cht• ~houlder and
guffawmg loudl) S"Y•lOn)rnOu~ ~\lth "R.A."
SOfA -abbr~vtdflon tor Swdenb Orgdmzed for Ahhh A<tlonl.
lntrr;a/s 1/~o ,petl "Jeff 5mtth \\ 1del)' kno"n to be wearers of 'weaten
and ,J.:Irb. Otrt!n tound at tormal dance.) ~ drinking Slwley Temples~-\ irh
red.l~s abandon .
(.ontroven) ha~ surrounded th~e three famou' ln\tltutton!> latei"Y
The Speeteclatm thar have been treated unfatrly b)' SOFA They had put
m a btd to provtde a ltre ''atch and securily for the Sawdust Festtval
OFA turned them down in favor of the lambdas. Jeff Smuh, director of
SOfA, i!> a lambda.
A~.cordmg to Jetr leavttt SPE -"SOFA den1ed our bid from the
oegmmng. Janet keene tChatrman of SOFA's Sawdus1 Festival Com­
mlllee) wa!> O\'t?rruled b) 5mlth."
According to left Smtth -The two btds (SPE\ and lambda's) were
both 1all..ed o'er. The decision wa~ not my dec1ston. 1t wa~ a Commettee
deCI!>ton The Commlllee agreed unantmou!>ly to award the bid to the
Lambda!>·
Jeff Sm1th-' Our dec1s1on was based on several facto~. Fi~t the
lambda~> haH~ done 11 before. and did a good JOb. Also. throughout the
, ear 1\ hen SOFA needed volunteer help. the lambdas were alwa)')
there. The SPEs were asked to help. but they never did So when a btg
paid job come\ up. we telr we should award the lambdas for all the help
they've gtven us. ·•
Jeff Leavitt -"Then we altempted to obtaen a food booth dt the
Saw dust Festtval Smllh had alread) given the;; lambdas the prime
locatton en the corner ot Stamm. We were told I here was no space left
The, one or I\' o days before 11 opened. we were told that we could have
a sp4ce. By then. because of the tim necessar} to set up it was too late for
m to do anythmg."
Jeff Smith -"I had nothtng to do with the booth selectton That 1s
strkdy on a fit!>t come, first ~erve basts. On the day of registration . the
SPE's <.a1d the> v. ould be interested in a food booth. All the spaces had
long been taken, but we put them on a waiung list. All day long they kept
asking "Have we got a booth yetl'', and alter registration we gave them
the space ol someone who dtdn 't shov •. \\hen I told them, they said they
''ere sorr bu1 they couldn't go throullh with 11 "
Jeff leavttt-•'fraterntti~ are a social ~ervice, and community
orgamzt~t ton, and the) can't achu!ve this goal v.hen they are vying for
control."
Jeff Smith later, we tound thai Security was gomg to need more
help on the Sawdust Festjval. so I asked the SPE s if they would help, on a
pa1d baS>ts. I n~ver heard anythmg lrom them "
Jeff leaviu-·The primary thing is that SOFA should be for everybody
The 1deu of one organization or per!lon ~hould be controlling, detracts
or hurts che baste nalure of SOFA "
Jeff Smnh -"I adv1~e SOFA's nine comminees, but I don't make the
dec•sions. Most of the commiuee:. meet regularly entirely on thetr own
One lhinR I do ts book dances. Ken Thomo~on once complained that he
d1dn'1 like the bands I was getting s,o I said, "OK would you like 10 do 11
)OUrselll" He sa1d he sure would, but when the next dance rolled
around, rhere was no band."
Later, rhe Speeze filed a coropl~mt against Jeff Smith tJnd SOFA for
consinency bemg unfatr. A meeung ro d1scu)~ rhe problem w.H
pi.:Jnncd 10 Dentse Thompson 's office. Jeff Smith .md Demse Thomp~on
Wfllled pat1ently wh1le the alert, on-1op-ol-1t SPE representative fa1led ro
show up.
So much for th~l controveny.
E:dttor .n Ch
~Nglos
'BUll~ M&rlao
Produalon tc:to11o
Com~tiOn
H~ Phologr•pher
Spom ldnor
Wtlh'fJ •
Robm Ciullde_
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• • • • • • • • • •• Pioneer log
To the Studenh. F acuh)' .md Staff
of lew1!. and Clarl .. College
On Ma) 13 1974 I f1led an ASlC
Judtciary Board Compldint w1th
the 1-Boclrd secretary chargtng
k.enl Hav.ley "'1th the m11.manage
ment of student affairs concernmg
!IIUdenr clearance for over~eoJ~
~tud) program~ On the sc1me
complaint form I had ch.uged Don
Nicker .. on with di~tnbuting out­
dated information to the Dean of
Students otf1ce and g1v1ng m1!>·
leading mformat1on about the
coni tdenuaht) of ltle!> tn the Stu­
den! Developmen1 Center
Quick switch
The J-Board !.ecrelary had tn·
formed me two days later that my
J-Board hearing was set for May
2ht m Dintng Room 1 and 1ha1
Ken I Hdw ll;!y h.1d con~en ted to
appear No men11on ol whether
Don N1ckerson had comented to
appt~ar Wil'o brought up so I assum­
ed that he was sull pondenng the
mdtter
On May 20th, less than 24 hour!.
before the tnal Wd'o to take place I
Wd!> tnformed by m)' advt~or thai
Ken1 Hawley had reversed hl!o
former postt•on .Jnd refused to
appear before I·Board My un­
derstandmg of Hawley\ reasontng
behmd h1\ reversed deCI!;ion was
that th1s particular case would set a
dangcrou~ precedent and that
other students might try and do
1he same thmg No menuon of
Don Nickerson was brough1 up so
I as .. umed he W<l" sull ponder~ng
the matter.
Not above law
My respome to Hawley·s
rea~oning concerning che prcce­
dentts thdt if a student feels 1hat an
admlnistr a tor ha'> done 'oomethmg
tllcgally or morally wrong the stu­
dent should have 1he ngh110 bnng
the admtnistra lion to J-Board m
the same manner d~ the ad­
min1ma11on has .1lways brought
the scudents to J Board.
It Jppt•ar~ thai Kent Hawley
le••ls thai he is too high dbove the
lr•vel of the students to come
down to our level of juo,ucc .md
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Commenb -critJdsmll The Los
wekoma .dl rucdont.letten to
the tdhor should be C'ondse,
prefer&bly typed, mel submitted
to PO loa 21. TMtdhor resena
the rilht to edit few lenatla.
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l.oo/..s '"" to me/
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defend htm~elf against charges
brought agams1 h1m at J-Board. It
also appe.m th;u 1-Board, of whtch
Dean Hawley is advisor. 1s posstbly
an .1dmln1mauve tool and i~ mere
I) an appearance of justice for the
benefit of che students
'Obvious injustice'
In the May 2nd editton of the
Log. Kent Hawley c.:~n be quoted
ch saytng " ... A student has to ltve
w11h h1s ml!>lakes ... " Apparently
Dean Hawley feels thai ad­
ministrator!. do not have to live
wtth 1hc1r mi~takes and are void
from prosecuuon or thetr mis­
ldke) In my opm1on this l!o an
obv1ous case of tnJUStlce and not May 23, 1974
prdCIICJOg what has been preach·
ed
In clo~mg,l urge the studentsol
lC to 1all.e a closer look as to whc11
1!. happemng 10 our communtl)
and to propose changes In the way
th1s \O called JUStice ts handled
Mtght I also suggest that Dean
Hawley start playmg the J-Board
game a hule btt more fairly or ro
quil playmg altogether.
\t th1s wrtting on rhe mornmg
of May 21sl, I st1ll have not been
mformed a~ to the dectston of Don
Ntcker!>On ~o I as~ume he ts sttll
pondenng 1he matter
Sincerely,
Bob Keife1
(AIIctS John Q Studenti
Rick Cooper
Staff Writer
Phonographlcs
Steely Oan -Pretzel Logic May 23, 19
Sinclair
Ju
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Stnd<m II
IWU Yl'.tr'> d(
"~ u meetm~
Jll three ldj
rlw ovalry b
undl•t\ldnd
Dtrct.:tor ol
01.1n, "thin~
M!ll." I
.Su. lalol '1
1he pro bien
hou'>t' II wJ
nlly I fou~11
make a dr•
pr c~en ll;!d
orgJn1za1•o
to .JIIow S•s
mhdbtt the
There w
aboul "
~ome11mc ,
He .ldded.
pldn wou
''There WOI
or 1abtl11-r .
1 hto, yc.1~
po!oCU with
future of 1~
Both SPE
Smcl.w Hot
~·.xpi.Jined
.Jho bt•inM
club, reiH!o
and frend
prewnr dllt
If 1he tr
r~lu'>ed. cl
mJV be co
lounges, H
fhe decit
committee
the lormut,
LJmbda mE
non-Irate(
Malhmon
.md lloflm
mtllee
A.l
l
The act1v1
AI LC's IJ
I•Ku. the C(
owntng )10
pponed t
._, that 1111'
lowed 1
loi.CC.C'>S tO ttl
All my hopes for the success of Steely Dan have gone down the dratn 10 Stude
with Pretzel Logic. Maybe 11 was just a bad day for them, but this is on ht'> offer
lousiesl album I've heard m years It looks like Countdown to Ecstasy \loch and
have to rematn Steely's last good album, unle~s they come up with pante\ " 1
better one pretty quick .smounts
There's nothmg wrong w1th the Pretzel Logic cover in fact, it cou Pre .. enll)
probably win f1rst place tn an amateur photo contest It's a ptcture of oldmgs
old dud somewhere in New York (I rhink) standing behind hl!. "Ho
PRETZLES 15¢" cart, lookmg like he just heard the album htmsell
(Pretzels ts even misspelled.) But nobody's gomg to buy just the cover. Where cl
would be like gettmg an empty box of pretzels So there h nnfjl" ml
consolatton Rlkki Don't Lose That Number You've all heard it-n's Conlrary
one w1th the beat. And as far a!i I can estimate, it's the only contender the dollar
best cui on the album The other ten are just an excuse to fill up 121 Investing 9
of plastic. n1 lee:. •
Rikki IS really an experimen t in slmplictty. It sounds like old Steely JCqUJred 11
trymg to see just how littte they can get away with. Bu1 11 works -a lea' a ho
gtven 1he nght amount of anent ton on AM r<~dto, il 'II ~ell the album. e greal
groups keyboard ("Piano, Elecrnc Piano, SynthestLer and m"inl,.vrt g 1 n a lc
Vocal~") man. Donald Fagen. does a pretty n1ce JOb with Rlkkl, ad cmamder
probc1bly more to the group than any o1her smgle member Jeff "~kunk
Baxter doe~ h1s usual good job on lead J(ultar. but, doc'> Denny 01
alw~ys Wt'.:lr lho\e '>tup1d blue cover-alls? No I thmk he wore a ktmc)ll'l
when I hey were m Portland Anyway, 1hat really hd~ a lot ro do with 1
way they play Weal
Mdny pe
degrel;!
fe-tlme. t
roperty. a
u..-n, mdke
r The re-.t of Pretzel Logic ,., oJ JOk<· The horn arrdnstemenrs are wt:~•
and uninsptnng. the words are t:redtivc but hardly tmpres'itve,
mwumontal .. arc yJwn-provoking and 1he percussion is about
eli.Cittn~ rJ\ d Sunday 10 the country But people art> gomg to buy It, c1nci
S4 99 now they c.1n't 11fford not to llkt! il. ~o Steely Dan will survtvt!. a 101aings
~urvJvf' . .Jnd '>Urvtve until we re '>lck thl;!m, Oh wt>ll, maybe you can buy nve.,ted
thrill. (Melt it down .md make wmdow knobs for your Volk~wagen v. h
you're through ) Album!> for prevtew courtesy ot T od.1y Record.,,
Oswego
Ltw Mu)ic" Gr11pluc' Rumor has illhdl J<mg Crimson will bt• here•
tune, $0 slick ,lfound. out-ot-,t..ttt•r, Or wt> thc:m in S.m Francl\co
11-13, and l o~ An go/e., O>lullle Auditorium) June 79 Your
In rhb
pldn IS May 23, 1974
Sinclair House ••••
Judy Andrew\
St.tH wrltt•r .1 su
Smcl.w llouw, purch.1wd by LC
r'J"J-Y.'. IWO Yl'.lf\ .lgo, Wei~ Orl((tnJIIy U\Cd
"' J mectmg pldcl' for mt?rnbe" of
Jll lhrt•t• c.1mpu' lr Jll'rnlllt?\ Whh
~~ rlw r1v.1lry llt•lwt•cn lhl• group\ 1t I\
undt! r\ldndo.~bh• th<JI, to quote
'/"Y'-J'.N Dtrcctor of Re.,•d<·nCP.c. M.uC" Hofl
man, "thing'> didn't work out vt.>ry
\ .. t·ll."
So, la~t year thl' c ollcgc laced
~&$lrhe problem ol whc1tto dow1th the
houc.e. II w.ti dccu.led thi.lt a f rdter­
nity llou~mg Commillcc would
mal.c 01 dt:l.I)IOn bJ\ed On Cd\e\
prc\entcd by the v HIOU\
organiz.lllon.. 1 hc1t dt·ci~ion was
10 c1llow S1gmc~ Ph1 Ep~1lon (SPl) to
1nhab1t the hou\C th1s year.
each-There Wei~ J prom1~e to ''think
Jbout a rotc~t•ondl th1ng"
~umet1me, according to llotrm.tn.
He c1dded, however, th<.~t 'uch c1
plc1n would be 'r1diculouo;."
1 here wouldn l be any wcurlly
or st.1bil1ty." Hollman cxpl.uned
l hi\ year the college I\ .lg<un
posed wi1h uncert.sinly about the
future of the house.
Both SPl .md the L.1mbda' "'ani
Srnd.w Hou'c next ycJr. Holfm.m
eWiiJined 1ho.~t other opuon~ are
aho bl•mg com1dercd. '' I<Jc:uh~
club, rellcdt lor lore1gn ~tudenh
and lrt~nch \peJkmg hou!>e arc
prc~en l ,tltern,ua .. c~. Pioneer Log
, • no r1n
Rocks for jocks. • 1 rc
Jim ICenhnPr
St.lff writer P~ge 3
8:00 a.m. F 1fry studenu fill rhe beautiful, tin-roofed Albany Annex.
They s11, burping their brealda~t. eyes shocked open w1th caffesne.
In front of them, a m.;JO is speaking. Nobody cares. They are busy
tall.sng, laughing, rustling, eating, snormg. The man rambles on slowly,
"Your aurhor ha~ a cons.iderdble amount on nvers ... he goes into som •
detail. .. ! will try to cover the more important .. .''
Does he redliz.c he's talking to him~ lfl
•·we're having a movte on Monday .. izzat rightl Mov1e on Mondayl"
No response. ''Yes I believe we have a movie down tor Monday."
Someone snee lf!$ loud enough to be heard over the restless cl.1mor oi
the class.
'8h.."$S you I" someone yells
Two students sm1le into each other's eyes, sming close. They spec1k
s.oftly and giggle. Courtship in Earth Sc1ence.
Meanwhile :" \lr~ams have always been ot great hi~torical
Importance water .. 1ndumy and agraculture ... certainly for your
kids .. important •·
Is that conscienuou' typl• dCtually taking not~l My mistake. Jus•
studying his Microbiology
A guy wuh a Prtnc:t; Valiant haarcut raises his hand Somebody is
listenang. He asks .t question. Professor long is stumped. "I.-don't know
but you could-find out by ... "
five m1nutes later, Pnnce Valiant tumps up and runs out 1he door.
"C'bye~." someone shours raucously.
Two girls turn red in the face, put thesr hands to rheer mouths,
uppresssng the h~tersa ot )Omc private joke. These two must be the
re)erved type. Nobody else an the class seems concerned wnh
suppresstng anythmg. nuof
wha1
1un1ty
ewa)
;died
Dean
3oard II the frc1ternll1CS' rt~quc)t!o arc
rdu~ed cld.,.-,room!> rn Copeland
ntJ} be converted mto fr aternaty
ounge'>, Hoffman reported
The demion will be mJdc by a
tOmmittee wh1ch IS pre~ently m
the formulati on ~td8C'> 1\ SPE .md
LJmbda membl•r thear o~dvssor.-. , 2
non fratl'rn•ty ~tudent... Bdl
M<~lhmon ol the Buo,1ne~s Olf1ce
and Hoffman compo!><' the com­
mmee (above) Rick Quirin d~cribes the SPE's position to log staff reporter.
(Below) Sinclair House up for rotation, faculty club. alternali\'es
inclusive. The clod; 15 tn the back otthe room. Necks tw1st as hopelul eyes stare
back ar 11. 8:25. Ceolog1caltime, everyone knows, is excrucraungly slow
The class began~ to lo~e some of its energ)'· The noise level has abated.
Ob~o 1ousl-y a ddssic case of se11ere catatonia. or to
1rn1ng
been
fDon
is still
erely
l<eifer
1dentl "We'-..c are not going to deal
with the phalosoph1c.JI arguments
regardmg the eXI'>tence of !rater
nille) on campus, but rather. simp­
ly decrde what to do w1th them."
Hoffman slated. Holfmdn sdad that in making a
dcn~1on, the comm1ttee wsll hav~
to keep sn mind that "the college
1 .. mtere .. ted an 11 (S1ncla11 House)
bemg c1 revenue produc1ng enter-
prrse. .. CATATONI A -charauenzed bv negauvism and incoherence, w•rh
aherndte pt:mods of stupor and activsry.
The stupor ~tagc et 1n.
Meanwhile : " ... these white rocks ... in my backyard I ha-..e a rod.
pile .. wife won't let me keep 'em in the trunk ... well I threw this whtte
rock Caliche oul there "
A person an the tront row is caught tn the grips of some strange
catatoniC cold-turkey His head jerks uncontrollably. His body trembl~
and shudders
Ey~ stare blankly ahead. Necks get stiH It om constant clock-look.sng.
LC trust nets nice nest-egg Chrns drop onto tdbles.
" ... stream!> have a -..ery powerful tendency to meander ... " Some
profes.;ors e-.;hibit this same powerful tendency . Protesr,or long could
make the Mississippi look like " stretch of Texas rail-line.
A.D. Kirkwood
Staff writer
The activ1st 60s have faded.
At lC'\ la~t peace rally. J years
Jgo. the college was accused of
o,tock in companie~ that
I\Upponieo the Vietnam war effort
that umc President Howard
lowed concerned !.tudents
ce'>~ to the l( 1nvestment port·
Student.-. who tool.. hsm up
, • hi!> offer lound that lC did own
JS •s .1 ltock.., and bond" in \Uch com· .asy WI . h . If. I with n1cs 10 rat er 1ru1gn 1can
amount'i.
Pre~entl)' , LC still rctainc, man}
holding~ .tnt.! hch acquued
numerou~ dddttiOnoll rnvcstmenh. on how accumulated property.
mone}. and other d">'>ets w1ll be
apportioned among heir~ .
charities and the government.''
Field's trust
Arthur dnd \my F aeld (ol F 1eld\
Dining Room) transferred com­
merca<JI properti~ to LC 10 the
form of a trust The coll~ge. as d
unit, wa~o de~osgn.Jted dS tr u .. tee and
the field'> recesved a set rncomc
from 1he profits of suc:h holdtng'>
for the duration of their lifetimes .
When the f1eld~o pa~-.ed dWu}'
tht! tru!>l was tr .10\lerred to the
College Endowment Fund. Th"
r und includ~ ttU!llS I tom m,ln)
people who pl.mned their t.>:Slatc
through LC. The mone~ in the
Where doe-.. the money come Endowment Fund i!. U\cd to
,..n,.lroml gencrdle income tor the college.
. , Contrary to many .1\\Umpuon'>, Much of thi'> sncome I!> U)t.>d tor 1 d s ...... e dollar) d\Jdtlo~blc to LC lor .. choldr)hip!>, bec1rang the nctme of 1 er do not come lrom \IU· each particular donor. mJny d-.antdge~ . Because the
college i~ a non-profit organiza­
tion, it I<, not taxed lor handling
<.:haritablc ~tate,, Also. those who
turn over their holdings '"
charuable trusts elimmate a capual
g.t1m tdx li.Jbilit} and estate taxe~ .
Somt: ils~umc thai LC takes the
role ot Dirty Harry· robbing older
pcoplt-of their life-long earnings.
l his doe~ not .lppear to be the
case
Benefits spread
Tho~c pt.-'Oph.: who allow the
coll~gc to handle their e~tate~.
reccl\'t.' numerou' benefu.-;,
Th(• collcgt.> receive!> .1dded in­
come
And )tudent'> meet up wnh
!>Orne mone). too.
The lollowtng table \\ch lurn1shcd
by the Othce ol the Controller •
(Mr. r mle Mullin~ was un­
J\<Jilablc tor comment due 10 il­
lnc~'>.) One problem with this class IS that it is a Requirement. \1\ost ot the
students enrolled couldn't care less. Also many students thmk that the
cldss goes much too slowly. These two problems. combined "'ith an
over-srzed class. make the course a highlv un-educational expenence.
With a ~maller. more cooperattve group, Professor long could teach
an inter~ung, useful class.He knows his material, and w1th a linle more
feedback, could undoubtedlv pace h1s mwuction mor~ realast•cally .
>\lteanwh1le , us as good a place as an~· to digest breakfast,
There's more in a T-
shirt than you think
H \PP\ I Ct...: FLACK
HJ"'e vou \'Cn an} Hi.tpp) tack\
Day Camp 1-Shtrts around ldtel ?
If ou ho.~ve, )ou\e come ac.ron
" product made b) a small group
comm1Uee m one of the Colle[(e'~
busmess das~cs.
~ ent fee~. R.uhcr tht! college ha.. Estate planning through LC ha)
ared It'. money I rom 11s acuve ..------------ ..... ----------------. role a'> J hold1ng compc1n) S1mpl). \\hy r. lurrsl I asked one
member or thh elite bu an~
man.tJitement club.
il) • ......... e grec1te!»t bulk ol money
,Jm. originate'> 10 Ch.HitJble
marnder T ru!>t'
Wealth transfered add
Skunk
1ny D
k•mo
Nlth t M,my people who h.:wc acqucd
degre~ of weo.~lth durmg their
re wt~~ e-ume. transfer 1he1r holdmg),
•ve, t mrc)oerty, or s.wmg~ to LC LC, in
bout mak<'.-. agreements wsth 'uch
1t. anti ~ec•c le regc1rdlng how the\e
·v·• o '""'' ~oh<~ll be retained or I ""· o an buy nve~ted by the college
~n wh Examplt•s of \Uch ,1greements
ds, La re publ,.,hed by LC an a
... ,.nhlet entnled: A Ch.mgt: of
U\ Som~ Thought\ on Plan­
Your 61ar~
In th1~ brief publication, an ~ .. -
plan 1s defined J~ a "deCI\iOn Summarx of Investment ~ Owned. bt Endowment Fund
liberal Arts
Bonds
Stock~
Mor\gages
Serv1c:e Statson
Oil le.ts~ Par or Share-s
S3,J01,000
149.456
Spec1cJI trust fund!. held b) otht>rs CO\t ''\\ell, T-huts hould 'ell ta~l
and c:rcJlt! a ta)t turnO\icr, whtch
"<~' our !(oal When v.e have J
!>tmpl\• product to make, it reduce'
the need for '""estment. and a
primar~ ObJel.tl\ c ol our "a:. to
S~.870.S90.S b <>a\e," ht: ,<ltd ld1.0nu:all).
2,67b,9SJ 26 Thh .. tudent went on to Jdmit
75 823 55 th;lt the whole protect Wd\ .tn
cducdhOn<ll e'pcraence de~oigned
5.823.367 37 1
" -,o that 'ltudents could ob:.erve
65,000.00 ca~h and merchand1 ~e flows rather
1.00 tholn tor the purpo e of m.1kmg
protlt). 5.888,417.37
255.447.39
lotlll incom"' lrom t.h.e.. ••••••••••••••• _}_)39,341.00 "We c,trll came out a couple ot
buck' and ct T -sh1rt .1hcad ol the
game, wh1ch '" 0 1\. when you
con~>ider all the tun \\C h.1d domg
it.'' Hr~ senten\.:e trailed ott, lcav·
ing one wuh the rmpr~s•on that
there I'Jo .. ome m., Ileal teelang
as:.odat~.>d wuh the makmg of BIG MONn lake 1he kmd the) make ..•
Pt!rhap\ wa' rr rhaf the da) \\.l •
'upp<hl'tl ro /e.frn abouc work and
m.mt1gement by obJedio.e, or
'omerhmgf
"\ es. you're right lhere .•. th~
sodl \\a:. de<trh educattonal,"
I was raid in re~ponse. Aher all
large corpor dtron~ have been bu11t
on juc,t \uch loundauons.
~\ h' do you k~p telling me not
ro wme do~HJ which das ot
proie,)or i) domg all ol rhi>l
"Protes.sor Ferris i:. in enougt..
hot water already without you
puuang hh name an some story
c1bour this proJeCt." Thas was an
oddl ~elf·OOn\cious remark
w~un't ttl
l Page 4
Judr Andrews
t~lf writer
The do~ure~ of -.uc.h collegel> <l!o
\lillylhu~t and Mt. \ngel .)re
lo~.JI (!);,ampl~ oi 3 OJtiOnwtde
problem Small. llb~ral ~rl., '""
\lttUttOn\ dll. c.impl~ ftghung for
then h\'1! m toda) \ tight
• • cconomtc :!>ttoatton.
ccordtng to Irene Hech.t,
11, odill~ Dean ol Facuh , the Htll
f ami I\ r oundallon tn Minnesota '
1,, through ItS producti1.1t) grant~
program, "u mg to h~lp ~mJII,
pmatc oolleg~' k~p go•ng tn the
lace of ,e-.:t.>re itnanoal umes. The
toundatlon I\ tn mg to lind'' a~ to
beat mtlat1on "
Grants received
LC rccentl~ received S33.609 in
gr:mt from the Mmn~ota
orgamzauon for stud'f ot the
pownt1al tor computer and video·
il~5tStt-d edul<JIIon at the college.
lhe propo\al. written b} Jo~n
Brown. Irene Hecht and David
sa, age ol tht.> facuh) otfrce. stated:
"\\ e bel'e're rhar rhc continued
.uengrh and \tabilll) of the
prwarc Liberal Art alrernauvc
depend' upon rhe abd11y ot m­
~wurions like Lew1s and Clark ro
mamraln an tdenlll)' v. hteh h di5·
tmdlyseparate irom char ot public
umvetjtl•es . \.'\ c.• belre\-e that this
tdenrtry ha) been. and mwr con­
unuf' ro be, centered around the
pro,·u•on of a conte.xr which
enabt~ and encourages an
educat•onal experience which ts
ind,vtdu.JIIzed and penonatized
and wluch ss characterized b) . .. qu;,llry mscruct•on.
Education enhanced
Hecht explamed that the
college bel•e'e~ that
"mdiv1dual•zed" and "quality''
education can bt! enhanced b)
computer and v•deo m~truction in
three dtller~nl ways.
Such "technological ~u ategies,"
3Ccording to Hecht,'"could provide
a ''more soph1~t1c.ated curriculum,
help rhe college meet the pressure
points or areas where there is a
flood o1 ~tudenu and allow
students to progres at their own
pa<.:e "
E.1ght curren1 lC facuhy
members rece1ved grant money to
develop or tnvesttgate computer
and v1deo program\ John
CaUahan, Jean Ward and Edd
Believe it or not,lC IS now a model
college.
LC has been cho<ten by the
fpderatton of Reg1onal Ac­
credumg Comm1ss•on~ of Higher
Educauon to be p.ut of a study
tnvolvmg nL>w techn1ques for in­
~tnuuonal cvaluatron.
In the pas1, lC 11as been ac­
crt..>dttf;'d b) the Nonhwest Ac­
crediting Comm1uton . The Com­
m•~s •on accredidates by having
the tnstrtutton engage in a ~elf­
~rud¥.
Self-~tudy
$dl-~tudi~ are decriptive;
they de5crtbe whdt ,., ~een at the
moment. The study would in dude
decnpttons of the facuhy, ~alary
p~ttterns, degn«es of the f<tculty.
~oursc~ ollered . faculty
publrcctttons, libr ar), etc.
The Commt,sion \end\ a ream
lo visit the campu!t, qu~t ion the
1oelt~tudy and try to ascertain how
ac.curatc 11 rs. At the end of the v1s1t
the ream makt:s a recommenda ­
••on to the Commi!o~ion which in
turn 5-ends a rt~pon to the sdlool
pomttn~ outlhe areas which need
.lltcntron .
A sehoul &S accredired lor Pioneer log
ran
\<\ hetmor e .trc workmg with\ tdeo
proJt'th . The polt nual fot
computer· .1~~Med tn\truttion I'
beeng '>tud1ed b) John \bl•k.
"t!'lth Etde Gerald H.1mpton . ~o tev. tn the' 1deo are., ;\dmttttng
1 personal bta~ ... he c.ommcnted.
'lC drJw!> a lot of 1b mength
I rom the Humaniue~ whcr e v1dco
Is per hap'> more appr optt.lle than
Irene Hecht .usociate Dean of Faculty, is eager to carry out the
"technologi ~al strateg1es" now possible through grants from the Hill
Foundation .
Roger Nt!hon and Dale O'Ban­
non.
Jean Ward and Edd Whetmore,
instrut.ton m the Commun•ca t1on
Department, arc work1ng
together on one vrdeo experi­
ment.
The expcnment a serie!> of six
ten·minute vedeo-tapes, will deal
w1th non-verbal communication.
learn visually
The ~ubject lends Itself
specifically to video techntques,"
e•plained Whetmore . He added.
"You\e got to learn 11 vi~ually
becau'>e that's what it's all about."
Whetmore deswbed it as an ex­
ample of Mcluhan's "unron of
form and content."
Wl1etmore's only criticism ol
the grant allocation-. wa!> that he
was ''unhappy" about there bcmg
anywhere between S and 10 years.
In 1967 LC was accredited for 10
year~.
Danforth Foundation
The study lC now i~ 1nvolved in
is being funded by ahc D<mfonh
Foundaaion lor a 3 year pertod.
The Federatton ha~ ~pent the fir~t
of these year organwng , ->elec­
ting imtitutions from each reg1on
of the U.S., appornttng people to
a1d these tnstitutions in the PilOt
study and definrng new technl·
que ...
Schoob other thdt LC par·
t1dp.urng "' the pllot )tudy are·
California Sidle at Chrco, Colgate
UmvPr ~ity of New York. College of
Oupage in Illinois, frdncontd
College in New Hamp ~h1re ,
Memph1s State Area Vo('dttonal·
Technical 'Sehoul, Univer~11y of
Miami, Ohto State Umverl>ity .San·
ta Barbara City College and
Wcntwonh InStitute of B~ton.
l ht! goal of the study ,., to
change th•! nature oft he wll ~tudy
and the nature of 1hr. rdarionsh1p
between thl! sell-study and Jr:­
< red•datron . computer-assisted instruction.''
John Callahan of the Engltsh
Departmen t, rece1ved rhe other
video grant. Callahan wrll U\e
vtdeo tapes of the CBS product ron
The Autobtography of Mrss Jane
Piuman. and an tnterview wuh
Arthur Games m his fall freshman
seminar ''The Souls of Black Folk
(and while folks) in 1\merrca "
After reading rhe book and ~ee·
ing that tap~ "each ~tuden t will
pick out a ptece of the tape to
analvze and compare to the
novel," according to Callahan
"Each of us will pid out ~ome
d1flerences between the novel
and the film that raises que)tton
about race in American culture.''
he said.
"It's obvtous why tt's mtportan t.
They're so much a part of our life
There s not one company today
that doesn't have a computer of
An emphas1s will be put on what
the school is trying to do. what our
purpose and goals are We will
~tudy how we try and ach1eve
these goals and then de,.cribe our
c.ruer~a for JUdgmg our method of
ac:hrevPment
Self-fulfilling
By studytng this, LC can hope to
J\Cer tam if it i~ accomplishing
what it i~ trying to do. The self·
study well be !lelf-lulfillmg, rather
than auempt to please the dC­
credidauon committee
A<:o LC w11l be workmg toward .1
new model ror evalu.ltlng rn·
\lltutions, the ~elf~~tudy will be
more "lree-form" than ever
before. Wid~scc1le parllciparton
will be es!>enual lor the ~tudy\
~ucces!>. Students, who probably
know better thdn anyone how
well lC 1~ ach1eving ib goals, will
defmnely bP asked to partic1pate
in the self-~tudy tn ~me way.
LC c.tn request d visit from
the Federation at any lime.
however we will prooaoty nave
them come rn 18 months to 2
years. The self·~ludy will bt!gin
formally in the fdll, <,hJrc one wllh :.omeone el~e . .'
commen ted Bu'>tne~s profe~sor
Gerald H.1mpton
H.lmpton, tn c)(plamtng why
compu tcr·.l'>~i~ted tnstrucuon was
nt•eded at LC. '><tid thul graduate~
out looktng lor JOb!> are "behit1d
their <.ontcmporaruas . ef they latk
c~pl·rien(l• with computer
,y.,t<•m,,'·
H.1mpton ., proJeCt I!> des1gned
to help \tudents learn to make
rnJr kl!tmg den.., om that will
.. au-.fy cu~tomc" .:md at the ~ame
time provide them w1th a l1ving.''
sa1d H.1mpton .
Study models
1 he bustnes!o 1mtructor will
-.pend ttmc thi~ summer studying
marJ..etmg computer ~imulat1on
model\ at the University of
VV.J,hrngton .
Rila Ballard
Staff writer
Sitting in a red beanbag chair
talking to Aryn Meyer, Head Resi­
dent Director of '\kin Hall.
A phone call tnterrupts our con-
ver.'>ation.
"Hello."
"H1 Is Joy Jewett there?"
' No, but Aryn 1s "
'Well. t·ve got Joys purse over
here Isn't she there?"
'No, I mean I was Joy but I've
,hanged my name to Aryn."
"Are you playmg games with
me?''
Qurte the contrary, Aryn Meyer
1-.n t playmg games w1th anyone
She began the process of changing
her name durmg sprmg break
"I changed my name for per-M.1y 23, 1974
I • ,
The otht>r computer Cll·
pt•r~ment' range from the:
tcachmg ol b.J'>ic. mu-.tc skill~ to a
'11<11 •stlc' progr ctm Jppltt.1ble to
the economic,, m<lthemiHic,, p~y·
chology <1ncl wmmunir a\ tom
dcpcJrtmcnh
Assi'it in~truction
1 he computers w1ll J<,'>ISt tn 10
~truction ol .. ubjcch diffiCUlt to
teach "with a blackbodrd or a
pencil,'' Jccordrng to Hecht.
Howt•vcr 1hcw prOJect-; arc cJII,
in the word' of Whetmore 'prlot
progr.tm An c•v.lluation team
from Mich1gan State Un1ver~ity
will <1sscss them clnd report Its
findings to the Hill! amiJy F ounda
tion. II sucessful, the p1lot
program may rcccrvc further fun
ding through the organization\
rmplemcntallon grant<, progrc.tm
ran
me a~ an emotion rather than a
person. People identified my
name .. , rth .1n emotion rather than
on a per~onal level. I even tended
not to U'>e the word as it seemed . .. egocentnc.
last februar)' Ms Meyer par­
ticipated m one of the Student
Development Center's l1fe Plan­
ning Work~hops
"In the workshop we drd a lot
fantasy work One of my lanta'iie\
wc1s about marrrage and kids. I
always named my rir-.t child Aryn.
A'> I Irked the name and felt 1t wa~
'trong with no emottonal over·
tones, I dec1ded to give the name
10 myself "
"I don't feel people have to
~uffer e~pecially not over thing~ -
we had no control over The Mnr­
workshop helped me stop com·
platnmg about my name and
, or
Old Bi
Per!>or
ever cor
Den mar
and dea
And n1
song.
Shakel
perform
liviest,
it was lt\1
Ted M
unleashE
on it~ h
furtive e
revenge
M~ Aryn Meyer, the "new" Head Resident of Akin Hall reflects that her
name change will give her a more personal Identity. Morg
the play
deadly i
scnpt • '
those li
when h
Wtth thl
and the
!>Onctl rea~on!> I was trying to gel
my own 1dentity Into focus. Meyer
b the name of my natural father I
h.td always felt a little uncomfor­
toJblc with my ~rep-father 's name,
J '. CWl'll
And the name Joyl
"I put my,clf mto the role of
alw.tyl> h.tVing to b.e happy That's a
hdrd role to play. It elrmrnated lot~
of d1llerent let-ling !> I wanted to
led I Wd' never confront1ve or
aggri.' ~SIVc. People would say 'Oh
you're JUStlil..e your name' and I'd
w<Jnt to bop them."
"My mother named me Joy out
of JOY lor having a b.Jby. 5he ~iJW c hangt: it "
Thus fdr, having a new name ha\
c.tused little change 1n her life
"There hJ .. been '>Ome chc.tnge.
but not alot It\ too early to tell. I
feel better and I like It I feel ........... D,
comfortable with the nclmc Aryn
Jnd I don't h.Jw to complain
Jn)morc "
The lutle JOkt!'> about her na'"""'
change. wh1ch ~~··m to flo'"" so
n.ttur.JIIy tn our little LC commun1
ty. don't bother her much.
"It doe'>n 1 reall) mattt!r wh,H
othc!r pcoplt> thir.i<. I dldn 'I
t. hangt· my ndmc for other pc~oplt·.
I drd 11 for mP," The c
His wo
whtsperf
plopped
mattery
be 1s the
you liste
el~e et m
Mo
pldyed
line~ II
lrne~ .
charactf>l
old fool
c.n.Jra·t ctel
perch
The 74 -,
e"·
he
oa
to
t!iy­
:m~
-rn-
to
r a
all,
elot
:am . suy
its
da­
llot
lJn·
m's
m.
an a
my
than
1ded
med
par·
aent
'lan-
J lot
asies
ds I
\ryn.
twas
Jver·
name
t~e to May 23. 1974
I •
Pjoneer log
What to do
this summer
How can you cram a whole year into one
summerl
Portland State's trtple-header summer ses­
~oton starts June 18 wtth classes and spec1al
olferings (over 600 in all) from OJIIIIelds. Some
of these are full year cou~es from 11 fields of
study; PSU has cut the ~ummer mto 3 cram
terms so you can take 3 full yedr cour es and
be exaetly one year ahead '" Sepremberl
Registration is until the lasr day before
each "term." Descriptions available '" thelt
'>Ummer session ollice. 107 Francis Manor,
614 SW Montgomery.
For Bach lovmg Oreganos, Mt. Angel
Abbey at St Benedict will present their third
dOOUdl Bach re~tival. The Abbey IS 3 be dutiful
scHing lor e~pprcciation of good mus1c. Dress
C<Jsuallv and bnng somethmg to sit on. For
$10 to Sl5 depending on how long you are
gomgto stay, the Abbey offers three concerts
held in the Aalto Library and b<~sket suppers.
Mt. Angel Abbey, St. Benedict, Oregon
97373.
Some ol u~o will be entering careers m the
bu~iness that convmces us to buy wh<Jt we
need .... if customer motivation and margm ol
indifference mean anythmg to you then
maybe what you need is the Advertising
Seminar at the Cosmopolitan ,\11otor Hotel
11030 :--JE Union) June 13 from 8:45 to 4.
The cost 1s S35 including lunch <tnd coffee
breaks. To lind out more and get a reg1~otra·
tion lorm '<\ hich has to be in b~ June 10, write
the Division ol Continuing Education, PO
Bo~ 1491, Portland 97107 ask tor MKTG 057
Making .\dvertising Work Page 5
Both
Fo"eign
and
Domes tick
JAZZ tnto the ~ummer at the YMCA ••• New
Yor~' Sloane House in Manhallan offers a
seven-ntght package for jazz cnthus•ast§.
fe<uuring the Newport Jazz Fest1val's Nt.>w
York events, the program runs hom june
28th through July Sth.
Privare rooms at Slodne House. full
breaklasa daily, 5 Newporr concem, an off­
Broadway show. a dmner show at a
Gre(!nw•ch VIllage Jazz club, and other
events are tncluded in the S95 per person
• packctgc. 356 W. 34th Sr., New York, NY
10001.
On campus
Is there any truth to the rumor that no
woman can be trusted? The subject is In
debate between an old philosopher and his
two sons who are engaged to be marned. The
old man makes a bet that he can prove his
point in 14 hours using the•r 11anctk. then sets
out connivmg to do just that. This is Mozar1's
comic: opera Cos• fiin Turre, eliecuted by the
LC Opera Workshop direoed by Hunter
Moore. See it for a buck next Thursday the
28th and Saturday the 30th in Evans, 8 p.m.
Cost tor non-students is S2
hings Wayne Morse Is coming to LC, yes Wayne
The ores himself. We don't exactly know what Jell C•mptclw
students today. His main theme has been a
return to honesty in government, and he i5
sure to talk about law and the President. Hear
him in the Council Chambers at 11 tomorrow Haystack '74 ... a untque learnmg ex­
penence lor thos~ who want to -study writing.
musiC, or art rn an ocean senins The course
offerings, which look like variou!.lv 4 to 12
daY\ are to be held at Cannon Beach,
Oregon. Cour!le~ start ~arly June through
late July. and rat~ are moderate. For deto~ils
see the Into D~k . lots ol other acteveues hke
fishing, concerts, be.Jchcombing. boating,
h1l..ing. golf. and just gener~ll) · cooling it.
~ther
"e ha' life,
1ange.
, tell I
I more
~ Aryn
npl.un
name
ow '>0
.mune•
· what
didn 'I
c:oplt·. topic will be, but it might deal with
high tuition rates, Watergate,
logy, or something else relevant to
Not • 1ng s
Jim Ker~hner
Staff writer
• • mormng .
ort o
Old Bill Shakespeare sure had a way w1th words.
Per~onall y, I don't care if he was a faggot. No ordinary faggot would
ever carne up with a hne like "Something is rotten in the state of
Denmark," and plant ll smack in the middle of a tragedy about ghosts
and dead folks.
And no. he did not plagiarize "to thine own self be true" from a Dylan
song.
Shake!>peare's penchant for words has caused some of the sleepiest
performance~ on earth Done well, of cou~e . Shakespeare can be the
liviest, Wittiest, and most exc•ttng F~r Acres' Hamlet was done well Ye.s.
It was lively. witty, and exciting.
Ted Morgan. a!. Hamlet. was the key to the play's st•c ... es!t Morgan
unleashed h1s kind of Hamlet like a cornered animal suddenly turnmg
on rts hunter abandomng m fear to pure cunnmg and instrnct. His w1ld
furt1ve eyes sa1d madness and confusion , but they also had the gloat of
revenge and the pleasure or the kill •
Morgan was a bit slow getung loo~e. g1ving us a taste of what a disaster
the play could have been He was doing something that IS absolutely
deadly m Shoikespeare he was recning the lines You could just see the
~cnpt • "Hamlet, Act I"-pasted on his forehead . See him plow through
those lines. rushing toward the end or each speech, crossing them off
when he malo.~ it through. In !lome plays. maybe. you could get away
with this But a lapse of concentration '"Shakespeare w1ll bury the actor
and the aud1ence under an avalanche of words
The concentration came off, after only a small delay. And it came fully.
H1~ words no longer dumped us; they roared and whined and
wh1spered and rJnted and raved and carried us along like being
plopped on a whitewater raft in the midlle of Hell's Canyon. It doe .. n't
matter you've read Hamlet 20 ttme~ 1n English class and you know that to
be 1~ the quesuon. and that 'tis f}obler m the mind' and all that He makes
you listen It all seem~ new Now I know what it means. Or at least whcJt
else 1t meam
Morg.1n s performance wa~ '>upported mo\t strongly by Polonlus.
pl.tyed by Arthur Harold He carried the swing '>Cene off !>uperbly, wnh
linch like "Neither a borrower nor lender be" It's not ed~Y to do !>UCh
1m~. thdt cHC '>0 c.IJched, without making it $0Und ~iiJ~ Or breaking
chardcter. Harold d1d It very well. be definma hh character cle.lrh (an
old fool, ye~. a h.1rmle'>s one, no) .tnd !>Ubordinating those line'> to that
chJr.lCIN. Morgan dtd the '>dme wtth hi., tcJmous '>ollloqute~ . "To ~Jeep,
perchance to dreJm." came oil with a fre~h and orisinal flavor
The Gho~t. played by Richard Nelson, and Gertrude, Ellubeth 1\ron. Play awesome • rev1ew
were al~o very powerful charaOef\ . When the Ghost took off his helmet
and began booming and raving about hi~ murder, it was frigiHening. 1
wished to God he'd move to the other side of the stage, JUSt get a little
further from me Elizabeth l<.ron was ~pecially good in Polon1us death
scene. scared wttl~ by the fury of her ~on, shocked at the mghtmare
situation she found herself in.
The other mam characte~ did not approach this same high energ)
level of rhe above mentioned . Claudtu!>, played by William We!>tOn.
never !leemed ro loosen up. H1s prayer scene was easily the most yawn­
anducmg of the pia), despite the mystical qualii'Y that the hghting ga\le.
He was keyed way down. and when surrounded by the dynamic energy
of Hamlet and Polonius. the low-range power th<tt he wa!; stm ing tor
wa.., \mothered
laertes. played by Robert Macy. was a weak performance . He did
nothtng but recite lines 10 rhe fi~t half, and after that he ran around with
an angry look on h1s face His anger ""as not bad.ed up through h1s voice
or body. He let Shakepeare's word mess bog him down, reciting his lines
at the expense of creating a vital character. Jack Lo~ndau , as Horatio, did
the ~ame. A~ did Ophelia. played b} Cynthia Pike.
Even the mo~t beautifully wrinen pia~ (a'> H;amlet undoubtedly is)
cannot stand alone on 1lS word~ . A~ Kasp;ar brought out, it is the reaction
to the words that is tmportanr Shakespeare presents an unusuall)
form•dable assault of words for the actor to hdndle. but that mu!lt be
overcome Otherwise the play comes across ;as nothmg more th;an an
£ngli!~h class hterary excerc1se.
'vtakmg Shakespeare a ltterary e-cercise has probably turned off more
people to the English language than any other '>ingle thing Sho~kespeare
•s theater, meant to be acted out before an audience . It ~~ not a long
poem. It lro a play mean to be created on stage.
Evel) a'>piring playwraght can learn a gre.u de.1l about theater trom
Sh.;1ke~peare He can learn pacing and timing Shake~peare u~e~ many
short, laM-changing scenes. He bounces them off .1g.1in at Nch other.
JUll.tapo~mg mood!-. The~e short scene~ are olten sell-contained.
allowmg the dlrector to rearrange or cut them out.
Director lame~ 0\tohhoff did cut a substantial pare ot Hamlet. Old Bill.
I think. would have approved . The be~ot plcly, it too long, become
lt'dtous and bonng Shakespeare never ~acrifices the aud1ence to arw.rec
whem -hh purpo'>e was to entertain and communicate. "More matter
with le'>~ ,ut '·
't.·~. Shdl..e..peJre had a wa)' with words. But his be5.t qualat) l1e~ m hi~
<~bllity to ~tructure a -.torv lor the stage to ha\e 1t's mo<ot impact on the
.Juditmce .
Impact, H;amlet had. With the help ot Ostolthofl, and excellent
performance~ by Morsan Jnd other ...
Chait..; up another one lor Old Bill ~hake~peart.•. Why It's more lmport8nt
to be prepared for living
than for dying.
let's lay it our right off.
Dying's nowhere . And
tivmg's the big number.
And the facts are that
95°.0 of you wall live for
over 20 years beyond
graduation. and 71% of
you will be living at
age 65.
That's why the Paerce
College Program IS heavy
on living benefits. Benefits
that combat inflation.
That give you a premium
waiver after just four
months. That guarantee
your insurability . That
protect you against dis­
ability with amounts that
you can increase as you
go along. That guaranlee
you cash savings. That
offer you the most com­
petitive premiums going.
We call it the "Wings
to your Future" program .
It's worth knowing about.
And that knowledge Is
as erose as your phone.
Pierce National Ufe
0. Ho~ud Ol~nie
Renee Smith W~tl '\r d\'
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Hdlib<uo , Ore.•
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' Club swingers drive to
top scoring in fairway
fom And~"on
St,Jif writc.•r
Wouldn't y.t know it? The I C
sports team that ha~ ho.~d less
COVl'rd8C by the log than any
other is the onL• that runs awa\
"tth the dim tct ch.tmpiomhtp .
Look .11 those goltm' pupsl
lll!r playing 36 holes m Salem
1.1st Frtd.t)', the PtOtH!CI golfl!rs
\\Crt! crownl..'d N.A.I.A. Otslrlet
Champion'> lor 1974. SPntOr Rtll
Smethur:>t was the top l C ftnt~hl'l,
wuh .1 core ol 151, good lor third
pi.Jcc O\'cro.~IJ, .·md t~n AII·Dtstrict
berth.
Juntor St.Jn Skreslct <Jnd Freshman Jell Jon•!S twd lor tourth
pl.u~e in the tourno.~mL•nt. shooltng
155s. They too w••rt! AII·Dastrtct.
Scntor P.1ul Nclson.Juntor Scotl
Cramer Jntl Sophomorl! Jtm
Torgerson, rounded out the tt•am,
~ach contributing good round in
the long day ot compemaon.
The tndtvidual ttlle \\Inner w.ts
Burry Gretg ol Wtllamctlc, whach
lost the team title to LC by e1ght
stroke~. Wtlldmette aClually led '"
1he te01m competition .titer the
farst round, by tour strokes, butlC
caught and passed them on the
tinal e1ghtccn
So ll's <~ trrp to the N;lllonals tor
Coach fred Wilson and 1 he pullers
trom Palatine lltll South D.lkot .. ,
here the\' come! •
Newly seasoned softballers Pion.-cr log
Open apology to athletes
N~ncy W.thl
Sports ~ltor
Dr! pPSl apologies .trt! m ordt•r
10 all lop f'aonc••r .nhiP.I•!S for th•!
eom1stcntly low quality ol th~
!afl(lrtS JMJ(C~ lhts Vl:df
Tlw dtsappotnllngly pooa con•
l~nt ol th !S • pc~g~ has b(•en
brought to .ttlcnllon s"vcral ttmcs
thts y •o.~r by IHghly skilled athlete
.md LC co,,ches whose feats had
somcluncs Jctually not even bc••n
mt•ntionc>d on the sports pages. or
had not bct•n cover ··d full~·
enoutsh, or had been c11ed in a
way whtc.h tatted to hail them 10
thr> glortou~ly St.!fiOUS light th•.!Y
knew they c.Jrncd.
Cro''i \'iolation
lh(! mou recent arttclcwhtch an
athlete pmntcd out as grossly
vtol.tttn~ thl• norms of .11hlet1C
propru•ty YtaS last week's rugby
SlOT).
Tim ilrttdc was ~uitten bv the
sports etlnor '" d hrstamprcss1on
tongue-tn-chc~ le;Hurr• style
rather man in-depth, plav·by-play
factual style y, hac:h all spons stones
natur .. lly rc<~utre.
Rugby, as .trc all sports, 1s a
proloundly St!nous gamt~ Always.
Nc"t>r joke about it. Joke about
the Prcs•dcnt of the Untied States,
Joke about ractal d•scr~minatton,
but dS an nor mal person knows.
Thou shilh not Joke about rugby.
Deplordble
for dcplor abl)' light-hearted
purposes. the sports edt tor mclud­
cd an the rugby .uttclc lels.ty·toned
quoh•s lrom the players, prtntang
the word, "~Apleme" m place ot
uctual obt t~nttt\!S. Though the
quotes wcr(• rcpOrt\!d verbatim,
wh.u lac t•mt.: dtd >ht! have to ac­
tualh include them in the .uticle
Jnd thu\ dt,tort th~,:; true nature of
the players who arc~ m re..llny,
pcdectl reftned <~nd ctvil
gtmtlcmcn?
1 oJke the rugby player Mtke
Cano. He approached the pons
editor m the Tratl Room la~t week
"lulc ~he was talkll'lg ...,,,h some
incnd~ .and generously otfered tn
a t} plea I genlllc and gractous rnannm, ., helpful cnuqu(' of the
rugby .u ttdc
''I'd ju~t hke to 11•11 you that your
iJIIIdt! W•l\ (~" ·piPII\It.!)'cd
It WoiS JUSI rc.rlly (e.llplell\l~)'ed."
She look ·d up qluzlc<~lly <~nd
saw G.lno st.mding there '" ht~
blu • stt1pc rugby 5-hrrt
"(p<tU •!) • Whatl"
"I said the rugby an•clc was
(cxplr•II\IC)'t>d What rrght do you
have 10 write that I)'Pl' ol <Hlfcle
when you've nf'ver br!en to a
gamro bmorcl" t-Its eyt."S wen• glar­
tns and ~he b.~cked ott a rnue.
"VIi ell, you're entitled to your
own op1n1on I CJn ne .. ~r plt>;ne
everyone."
"It's not Just myoptmon. ,\lot of
p••ople I know th1nk your art1cfe
was (cxpletl\lc)'ed. In fact. "Very
few ol your arttclcs ar" wonh
(expletive)."
---
Hopefull~. th.Jt knockeo sorn'"'
~cn~e tnto her mmd \hcf all, she's
prtmcJdl r pons1ble lor the
depra .. ed state of thas car's sports
pages. f•d ·d thar as year they actually
u:ad the sports pages occ.~stonally
The have .uked where the usual
Jod; targon and obnuar) -hstanb
rypP stones were, and have .Jd·
muted that spans wl.!fe becommg
nt•t~rly mteresung TI1e Columbtil
School of Journalism even rated
one term's sports pages Yttth 105
out or a poc.sible 110 pc11nts
Bur rhc athletes thcm~lves
kno.,.. bt.!tter They'v•• aught the
sports editor on cvcr) subtle but
mahcaous move
It was a 910up of o~thletes who
detect•!d rhe d(-plorable rardmen
of track and baseball stortes at the
beg1nnmg of this term. and e:..­
poi••d the fact that even rhen,tney
were cruell:-·and unduly bn •f.
It was an athleucs co<~ch who
recogmzed th" sporu cdnor was
sut»cnbtng to "'yellow JOur­
nail m" when sh" ''fa1led" to
carctl and delel" an honesth·
wrmen IM sort ball story\\ htch was
later "»hown to be m error
Nascent ........__/assam In the rugb) art•dc, the sports
!Ouor consoousl~ and unjur.tl)
referred to thr-beer-dnnkmg
tendeno ~ of the pht) c1'S. • ure,
there '""'sa truckload ol free beer
at the courn.Jmcnl, but dad she
mentiOn .If\) thtng about the pure
sadc of the players?' Manv
probabl~ clllt•nd church regular!\'.
\o)t undoubt •<.fly lo .. e thcu
moth••rs. :,he int~ntionall) Jell
thC..~t! J..!OtniS (lUI. The last could go on fore,er
They, an athleJacs, know v. hat
th • c;portS eduor 15 reall ltl.:e.
Don t l•sten to h~1 \ hen she sa
she's tr~mg to laolttate w1der m·
voh ement m and c1pprcctauon ol
athlet•cs. Th~ Jthletcs I.. now thar s
a l•c. Thi' Truth as that she Is an evtl­
m•ndcd, undcrstzcd ps chopath
\\ho h.t~ deda<:.ltt•d her hfc to
\\tpmg out .tthiC!tl from the
globe, -.nd "ho probc1bl tacl-:.5 •
Nanq W.1hl
~port \ t~ilor
\II seo.~son long, the youthful
tt•.tm wo~s sullt•rang from growtng
pams. Ttwn, IU~t when the tco.~rn
rt•.tdh'd pUl)l'fl)'. the SC.ISUO entJ•
I'd.
1\l.ts.
Alt••r, •' hPrt•totoae un·
dt>r oll.:hlP\IIIlf3 St>oi\On Ot 1 \\in
ag.unst SIn es. tht• women\ ~oil·
h,tll tt•.trn hlu~sorncd tlltt) 1>1uud
l!l<ltllrlly With I\\ 0 ltn;~J \\Ill~
..tg.un I p oil II II .tnd GI'CJI81' r 0 .
In rlw l'.trtft< g.tmc, the
Ptom•cr 's shtnm}t rnonw111 Wot!i tn
tlw filth mrun~; v.:hm1 the)' got
tOgPtlwr n11w 1 Ull!> to 111JIIll•lln the
lt•.td lor goucl. llw t•nd StuH•: 17·
1 I
1\1111 I),IVI:>1 Jllh hct, tUIIIl'd Ill
lwt ht•s.t per lotmilnt;t• ul tht• \'1'.11,
'itrtkmt; out lnur, '' ,tl.,tng tow,
,md .tlltm mg vnly mrw luiS.
O.r fo\
llw l,1s1 ~I':'IWII g.mw .1g.unc.t
Cco•gc I 011., olltt•r St'~f·t.tl cla.un.rttc
~Wilt hes ot ttw h•,ul. \\CIII to uur
h,trd·drt\ mg Ptfllll't'l : 11·11. B) the 7th tnlllng, Georgt• Fo
h.td the le.ad, 1 1·9. LC then clo,cd
out the )C~hon y, 11h rheu mO'>I
cxdung anning: lt•ad-oh bilttl'r
L~lle Hand walked, Maret.~
Muelher w.Jiked, Kim Da\ IS rt!JCh­
ctl llr5ot on an cr ror r.. laurci!n
Cl.~rl\ walked lorong 1n .t run
m.rJ... ang tlw sCor•! 11· I 0 Then
Gtngcr M1.Le.m (4 htt and S RHI'
tor th ~ d.t ·), htt M.ucta .md 1\:tm
humc lor the !(o-ahe.td runs. uc
Cltmo (3 RBI's) htt tn M.1urccn
Chuk to n.~b rh~ 13th PIOnt•t•r run.
Cmgcr Mclean and j\\iJr~.:t.t
1\.lut!llcr crnl.!r~cd Lhc 1op hillt'r
of the c<1~on
Deh•mtwlv. I<.: looked t;IP,tt, lcslte Hand .1nd Mar c1.1 Mueller
h.td one .md I\\ o put·oul'> respec­
tive!). c.m.her ·'\clean and 2nd
lMSf'man Rohcrta Dusenbur'
tc.Jmed up 10 catch 4 ~tealtng base
runners. l cr rt <;,lnc.Jci'S held onto a
thrO\\ to nail a l>asc runner \\ ho
plowed tnto her.
Formati\l c yeJf'
1 h~.-~c last two ~JITIC.S stgnllaed
tC's "tommg out" tnto the ,-.orld
or compt..'lent sottball com­
pcrtlol'\ Ncll.t \C.U, pt!rh,Jp , the
tc.rn1's foam.ttl"e ,-..•ck \\On't be
'o lnng,
\<, C111g1 r ~\Clt>.m ~.1id, "\\ t''ri!
,,•,uh lu ~··t ""'• no\\ I'' Aha ... rool~d!
1 he sports edt tor y, rOil! that the
pl.t)ers art:! ollen referred to a
" p•ratcd dtp)omanaae<~l m• ftts '.
ome ol -.ou ma ha\ e bt!C!n
roo led mto thmklng she '" ol on I)
usm • dn ott en ernplo) ed ft·au.uc
angle (rcfc1 to Ken Goe·~ ru~b) 1
aruclc l.t 1 term). but )OU athletes
out ther • kno\\ ~he .... as not )tmpl
SUth} of JOktng 't OU knO\\ that she
rt•alh mtcndcd 11 a~ anvther below
the-belt l•tb .u the "nlln~ an tuuttrJn
of athlet•
:-.IO\.\. mam non-.lthlett• (.md
ome .athi(•Je Jt•\ ,,mts) ht~\ ,. con-
Portlund's Origanal
CARO-AMICO
PIZZERIA Best Plz:a
tn ta~n
Gtotu ttolum
food
fl• 11 r r 10 n h
3606 sw ·::RBU;· BLVD I
I<'\\ th••1 S m•nu•c' trom cumpu-. 2l3·68''5 j pms m footballs ror plcd)UfE!.
\nd so '' Is you. the st;liYtart
athlere: 10 whom rhi belated
ap.)log) 1 most humbl otfcred
THE PADDOCK SHOP
£\·erl'lhing for
11 nc and nder
16122 S. W. Boones Ferry
lake Oswego
CI011Ifled
Adt
nrtNG, CU:>T0\1 RbU\Ib
Cop~mg, Dupll~o:.ltmg
COM PRO 1986 s\\ St th
Portland, 223·2-oo
\\ \Nl ED.~ OR Hou>c duple
.tpt .\\. or \\ Portalnd ·~d
to mo~c b\ Juh 1 t \II I ·.1d
.tJ)pr{'Cidlt.~ D rhomp}On, ll.5'"ij
or J76 More room to play
Stu poll', auh(•t ,,nd runnt.•r ffo\-d Gr<lnl "hip' pol(l oppont•n t ... in h'la
l'H'nt «<uting N \I 0hlricl .l ch.tmptomhip' •'' Gmw.tld.
Tracksters take third;
OCE surprises crowd
Robin Guide
tail "rilcr
Con olauon looms large at
t1mes .md the LC track squad
found ~ome as Oregon College of
Education took the NAIA D•strtct 2
trac: c1nd frdd champrooshrps
o"cr Lmfteld and thrrd place LC
r he con~olatton ts that Lrnucld
dcdn'ttakc thechampronsh•p The
fomPr po"crhou~c from ~\C·
Mmnvlllt: \'\J~ cut down 10 s11e b)
OCE pOr\c c1nd depth
LC $ thtrd wa~ ">pOlllghted b)'
~om outstandrng P\""rlormances.
first .Htd loremosl ·,.,as Ken
\ oodwl!rd's second tn the three
mtlc Usudll) SL'OOildS oHC not to be
pratscd,but t.tkmg ft" e seconds. otf
ol the d1 tract record Jdd~oomtort
to tht> wound~ \\ ood"ard's
13 16 4 \\d lollowed b} Ke\ tn
Cool"~ ~ 14 23 5, good for tntrd
Jump •rs had good sho\., cngs,
lOnsrdcnng rhc rail\\ SCJlem
W('ather P.1ul Schuberg went 45-.2
tor th~rd rn the tnple Jump and Ed
Ntt.hcn~o had a 6-2 mark m the
htgh 1ump for hfth
Other •11111~ b L( runner\
mcluded d 3· 22 2 1n th~ mtlc relay.
for fourth .md 43.3 rn the 440 rela)
lor fttth E: ChariC\ Mood\ fan 56 1
rn one> ol lhl' touglwst events, the
rnt£•rmedrat•• hurdles H1s lime,., as
sood lor lounh formance brmgms home fourth
"tth a 49.9 rnark
Or Eldon Fb can look lomard
to next ~~.u wrth opttmtsm as
underclassmen perlorm dwell all
~ca on E. KumbrU\\ an, t\e\ Ill
Coole}, and Ed l"cchcnko are
among the performer'S who
should cnabl" LC to challcngt•
llnfn.Jd .md OC£ tn the comrng
\Nro; Coach Ft as mort! than
"QU.Jito the tasl.: fud\ Andn.''"
(\l,tff ''Iller
I.e, Jilt r "h.u \ lct!-Pfi!Std••nt
vlcnn Greg dl':.t. nbt.•d .11. "long
,mtJ complicall'd" fll'SOII.ltrons,
H'' t>nd~ .tcquH c<l ·• Sell ion oll.1nd
nc•.u the l.r\\ ~chool. Oltt•n
rl.!tcr rPd to •• ~ 1h~ RICe propt'rl\ ,
the 5 1 .tete parte! .rdjoul~ .m
.. .ulrcr purchdSt>d •1.7 aue .
1 hts ;ue.l, "lm.h ha~ lcs' r.r .. ll\f'll
Jnd 'ih'f'P slopt·~ chan mo.,t nl.'rb)'
land, "a~ purcha\ed as ~pac.._• tor
more pia) ins fields. Othef plans
.ul' also under comrder.1 tron,
hO\\ C\'CI.
The• purchase ''a) made po sr­
ble through an allotmf•nt from thr­
collcgc's 6 5 mtlhon dollar cam­
paign "htch IS no'' undcrW.l)' "A
half a mtlhon doll a~ ''as car­
marked ror ac:quutng the ground,
tmpr'Ovmg the ground and to
• tO\ •r rmpro\ emeoms to exr~ung
hc•ld >JJ.lcc," d<:<.'Ordtng to Cregg
In ;~ddrtton to thl• frcltls, •' lHC}­
de p.tth and p.ukmg :>JhlC<' for the
lc~w :>Chool are lwmg planm·d,
Greg ~~~ported
He also me•nuom•d the po~srbrlt­
t) that Cl por1ton ot tlw one~-h.lll
flliiJIOil Wtll go IOWOll d~ buytng ,1
n(!\\ ktnd ol truf, F.>.plammg that 11
•~ not amotur£ (the n.tme •~ den"­
ed from the fact that such turf •~
",utronomicall) hrgh" m pri<'c)
but a" •nthctic grO\\ mg medtum
tor real gras~," Gregg noted thatct
ha •·a s.:md) base that dr.Jms qunc
well."
Eldon Frx. lntr.Jmur al Oil ector;
\ 1rgmra Neal. V\ omen's 1\thleuc
Orr ector, Del mrth, Ch.mman of
the Dep<utm~nts of Health and
Phyl!tcal Educatton and f rNI
W rison. '\thlet•c D11ector com­
pose the l omm111ce org,m•zed to
dr.tw up" propo~al for the pl11VIIIS
I reich.
2 t
<.con Our~ lurt OaH.' Wc'!ltc.ott sho\' ed prom1se
for tlw future d~ he dm.'W 203·7 an
th ,.,vllm for second Scou
Bur• hart too~ frfth m the hammer
throw wath J 141·1 thro\'\. ltnall)
Rt(h Burnl'tt recetw.:s one-quarter
tnch ol pr~\ \pace for l!r~th m the
dP.t..Jihlon .Jmmc~n1ng 5675
po IUS
One o1 the best race-' of .m)
tr<Jd mcctlsthc440 LC \best LA
t,umbr uv.o ah, ht1d d crcd•tabl~> per-fscapre lrom Happ" )dt lc .\ o .. } C.lmp makl .... v.ali.:ml INp lor fr~f.>dom
but to no a~ail . Ht• wa\ lah•r o~pprt.>hendt!d b~ Cclmpu .. .suthorilie ... Jnd
hand-culh .•d to a shO\\-N nnult on :lnd floor Odell H<lll. Mt!modc~ l
SNI.ice' will b\• hl'lcf r uescf•)·
--~-- ----------- ---------- ------'CORK I< 1101'10: In thl' tugb learuu• 'l ~t'd :~ ago. Mi"•· G.mu and 1 nn)'
F.um "et• lisl••d as p.arlitip .. nb. In huth, thl') wert• not. ------------- ------------------­ ··············· ·······-------·-··--·----·· ····-······················-·1 No rugby playerc;
• ATTENTION STUDENTS • • • • • I • • • • • • •
SturJ nb whhing to in urc then1sc:'lve' or thc1r ~
• dependents for "umn?er coverag:. under the i
STUDENT MEDICAL PLAN, which covers you:
I auc urn at ically \-vhtlc~ yuu 'r:. all ending ~chool,: • huult I c.lpply befnt c june 9. "197'1. Application~ :
,,._,;/IIJ ";)distributed through ca1npu:;, nJail. dndi
\"-'ill also he availc~b le iJl the Stud ·nl Health:
S:)tvic. I
I • I • • I
I were '>een at
fhl'se bar'>-+
THE
BOOK
C LLLAR
267 A-Avor La~" Oswopo ,
M Sat 10 30 a m ll p m
---···································································· ............. ... AccordtnH to \\ 1lson, h0\"\1!\'cr.
"\\ ~·~~· (tlw C'OmmtiiC't>) luokmg ,11
tht~ tot.tl progr .tm1 not JU~tth•• Rtce
proper t). \\'t• .JJ•' 'on,1derlng the
0\·t'Tolll plan. ll's ""')• \l'r~ rom­
plrc.ltl•tl .md we~ h.rv• h.rd .. orne
rt•ill (OIItl 0'\ol'l IPs;,''
\\'tth thl'n prinMr \ go.rl bl'mg
rm:ctmg l<.: studt•nts' nc\•ds .md
wanh, \\11 on ,•,pl:wwd that the
committee rs ch·.tllng wuh lour
dlftcr cnt ,, pcc~s. f'h' a cal ~duc:.l·
Iron, athletta, muJmur.tl~ .md
cdu<..lll01l Jll' the olrt'ol~ llled b\
\\ •lson.
1 he playrng f•elcis, dcfrncd b.,
S!UDOJT
GWD£ ,.0 W1lson .r~ "mulnph• U\••" unt•s,
would e•nablc ''hordt-!1 ol
students" .1!1 oppowd to thP prt!·
'>l'fll hmllt•d nurnbl'l to lwc omt•
JIWOivl'lJ, Ot tlld
hll •• arn~lt ftPicl hocke•y,
so~;t t•r and pc.•d lhtll, )toll,
.Jfdwn .111d physll al ··duc.tiiOII
tl·chntqllt~ \'\ill lw .tdtlt•d to tlw
P l. currtculum upon compll'tron
ol tlw tu•ld thlt•trc l'vt•nt!; sut h
.r~ mter(Ollt•gi.ttt• sou: .. r .md
b.tseball cut lw nm~ eel u.u k on
c .. unpus lrnpro\' •rncnts .md cx­
p.msmn would .1lso be possthlc rn
It.' r m s 0 f In If ol m u I a I and
re•t rcallon,JI 1.1dl1tr~.
Marie N~l\on
Staff writer
'OU RE Ill! R£ Rucb<'m 12th and S\'\ Jl'lll•rson .
"loo~s lih• ·• holt m tht· w.~ll,'' say\ C h,lO
"' f!:\hhh," say" P.tx.
1 hr ou~h the ~alerdt.>scopir. doors the) l"nter. llw holt• c.~nl..arge5. Anti·
Ntxon rhl•tonc pt'rrnc.~tcs; a 1 olkcnin~quc p.tinting predom111a1 'l>
Oscar Peterson t:Jntalizell the tvorie5 on the stefl•O syst<•m: an old
saloon-like bar, \\ uh wood<•n t<~bles and c:h.1rrs mttm.uclv !iC:tttcrcd
clfOUnd, a le\\ r rofugccs trom the.? Haight-Ashbury l~l.l or the po~I­
Bohcmlcl cult m JUsaluo.
''Dcluut "')' .1n art·cratt crowd with ,1 ft•w undt'ltoncs of tht' su.tight
'' orld to balance out the d1~order ," remarks ChJos.
"Yeahhh/' srghs Pax.
Carol th(• amrably caustH.: b.Jrtendr~s, deep 111 a hc.1tcd di~cussron
Jbout Jal.Z pt•rsonOJbl) rcturn:t \\lth a puchcr
chaos qUiddy rnfor ms her of her luck, "\Vt•'vc come I rom the:
oonfm"S 01 l'<~latin~ Hill to thematically dra\\ par.tllels betwt•cn ltbJtron
p.ulor11.''
"Phew! \'\ell, 1f you lll.:e good JaZZ, 1 eal people, ·• liHIL' ro" dines'> .tf 1 t.~r
It'll on .1lmost an' mght, then you'lllikt.> tt her c. \1\ ~ gt,t o~ll krnds here;
)Oml•trmcs sruHt•d bu~tne5s mtecs and ~ometime:. vin)•lleJther RH'.r'>ers:
wc> have " vo~rt~t\' from college intelleltual~ to loe. the drunl.. you H!t'
Ol.t'r thert!,' ~ht. orJte~ a'.i 11 to a group ol toumts lrom Okl.1hom.~
Joe'l! in tht torner, liOrnermg somC; peoplt! telling th(~m hoY. ht>
tooled Ntxon bv not pa)rng income ta~te~ on hts wt•tfJre 'heck ...
C.uol conunul!s, ''There's about ten rc8ui;Hs who come in. John over
ther•• rs ,Jh\<1\'S ht~r(' , he's <t lrec-hmce wrrter, but h.H been phtlo!\ophtz·
rng .1 lo1 lately "
John solohqurZc), "It our moment rs now. forever is conscqu tmtly
nt!ver. and rl dt•ath is umure. then drmk up and t.tkt• two .l'>prru, bel ore
bt•d."
"Ho" true, how uue," Chaos conclude~, "thts place descrv~ d strong
'B' on our ltmcrar) ol'hors d'oeuvre.s' bolts to bolr hopprny Come on,
I'm cagl'l lor the ntdin cour~e. How .tbout tht Open S('c\c, rn Ltl.:c
0 \\ego?''
"Ahh,) l~ss, I crkc Oswego, one ol the capnalr'>t capitols ol the Western
\'\ rii.Jrne ttc>, why not? Remember" ht!n we wert.• 19 and ll'>~d to gPt mto
th• Sl'•'" tor drml.'r's nrghtl All students then . .,\\allto w.tll .trmpll!t ~nd
pt .Jplt vom1trng m the &JIIe}. Tho~e were the ddys," rcmrnr .. ces P.rx.
"'i t>crh, but thev got busted b) OlCC a few times .mel had to sell to<~
nl!W tnul e rtt(id m.mag~mcnt Damn, nO\\ you haH' to be 21 or have a
decent tak•! I,D to get into b.1r. th~::se days," Chaos thundt•r:. .
Into the alley bctwc?cn the Seas and Krenows rndr kel. over the b1 okcn
gl.s~s. pa~t tlw tokt•n 'ilogun thJt was one" p.untl.'d during the rtlgt ol
ratl1r. • .trsrn on 1\u•now's wall. They entf>r the SN'>lhruugh tht! bJt k door
I ht: ru~ ,. box bld!:otS uu1 'Ducltng BanJos'tor probably tlw fourth tunc 1n
the l.tst hour: the Willlcd otf oliC:~.t of pool pl,l)'tng Ftl.tdt.Jior' w11h ""
pli.!thor., of stod·tod: t.Jit.. chat competes. with tht: rnu'>IC the U)tloll
.tnonyrnous comc·from-nowhere·m-par ttculilr t..llatonrc drunk IS ovt•r
in the b.ubt•r ~h.m \'\hrrlrng o~round; thN,!'s ~om t· tunior t::Xl'C typc•s
sportrng grey prn· tnpPd suns, pmt.: shirts. and whitt' ucs, who art•
consptcuously wlw;pcrrng tn ;mother corner; some~~ r .tggling )IUdPnt~ ­
t,c. Darry, Lrcky, Ron Joshrn, Sin B1as, "'c. Chao) .tnd Pu11 hJvl' found •'
r~·lalllll'l) Gomtortdblc cor ncr.
Altt•r havmg tCJU\It•no~tcd them~dvcs adequJteh 10 the b.tpusmotl
foams ot 1hc Open Sed'> , the~ ~ct ,,ul for htglwr lt>vPI . Up St.ctc Slrt•ct
pilst the Pump Hou,e, the Bc~achcomber Chi-Chi''> and Pinafore! -
carlluncl • ol Pol 1 t pcducon thL tg-.tggrng hedonists clrm.rx an
••venrnK's pilgrunmage at tht Hindquo~rt er.
l h•• t findqu art~r c.ucrs to .1 ( hentelc th.tt thl Sed' sh.lllllc\ t•r wrtn '5'>.
Pit,. c ''" tud s tn tw. shirt. Chuos m<~kt.?s :1n all out l!flotliO .ltlt•."t look
only h . .ll drun~ •• Pax opens tht• door lor Ch.1o~. 1 lw rccldtsh-bl.rck ltt-:ht
dornrnatcs msrtlt:. ,\ <:i-.lhzt!d Ba~:ch.mal compo!>Pd ollate nrght u•lut;t't''>
lrorn SOmt•lousor c;ockt,Jtl pi!rl); \Ome 8dffit>·pl,ty t•f IU~t returned lrom ol
rtgrous rn.trtmt·with-olivc·cH•nrng·tcnnt'>·mall h; tht-t•vcr ristng junror
t•lwc WPJr mg th••rr per I ect I) pdtl!ntccl piJyrnatl' lor tlw :.ho\\ \ c:vcning,
Ilk.· tclrllc•rrng Jt•welr )'; ,, r .rndom sclellion ol j)I'Opk lookrng lor .tfl.tirs
orrth•• ~ulc; ,, < ompo~ite olthe · bccmg-went•r 'who ~pnrtth•!tr on~.: .rnd
onl)· t~'t·s••t su11 over thctr orw .tnd only llu~tr.tlt•dly ncv(•r rnt•llo"
hnrlrt ~; orli' or two Rl Alll\ r JCt·'JCI m.tlt•, wuh long hJtt, but not too
lonv .md !it')' llll'd, hut 1101 too st ylizt•d, who we<tr ~wc.ttshirts, hort\ .md
!i.Hlddl\ 10 dt\pl,ty SO !Tit' uegr PC Ol pH•m,rt Urt• l"C(t~llt ric it\' (th1•y I O•lln the
JHCflmt•s hi '-' it w.t~ thPit living room )
''ll'Pirn' puuurrdcldyv m••lloo\\\\\\," sigh~ P.ax .
"Yt•p," Ch,tu~ ·'K' ct•:..
I ht') Sllnpl) tJKC II .til Ill ,JnO ~'Jtt.;h thcrr I nought~ tc)\H lwei ott b, till'
\\orcl~ (tl the sonM, tht• tol~ group rs san~rng. ''Wh.ttt"vt·r ( olors )OU h.tv••
rn )0111 mrndll'lllihow tht•rn to you/.lfld you'll !>C • th•·m \hrm•."
"Ahh NlfVolllol, Mond.ry '!o 'iO I <If .rw.ly ... " ch.m~ I urn IIlah·~ .,~ tht•) \II
bac.:.k.
''\ ••.th,re.lll'f,'' dunw'i. tn f',rli J h~\\ mrnult•S l,lll'r Th••\ Sip tlwu lOIIPt'
k.thlualt \\ 1th wluppPd Ctt::trn .rnd fl'l.ll\ bMk, cit rlung on rnhJ rnot •'