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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

May 9, 1974 Volume 32, Number 22

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

1974-05-09

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Staff writer 0
o paint a picture of a man, a poet, a teacher ...
dormitory room is insufficent, claustrophobic ...
I write at the ocean: throbbing waves. sea-wind, a pale moon ...
Now, William Stafford:
"A person m1xmg colors bends low
when we walk there. 'Why are you
so mtent on thac bottle you are scirnng?'
And chen I know tn that little bottle
he has the sky " ("Dreams to Have' J
Dr Stafford has recentlv been named poet laureate of Oregon
•rnccdent Howard sees Stafford as tiptoeing on the edge of a
la~dnating birdbath" , drinking the Intoxicating fluid ' • er •
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"Late~ you can hear the scars .. "
('Touches''/
''lnspirauon comes from action'' explains Sta ford He also finds mspiration in the language
o1u•lf.
"every Ide 1s like this,
earned on while some mane plot
tnes to intrude. u ('The 6cape") It (His responses to my que~ttons are expressed in more than gentle tones; he ~peaks with h1s
tves ) "LIVIng is more important than any art.''
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. It·~ "Be like the sun." ("People of the South Wind";
His poems come from daily life; they are not modeled after another writer. "I ha\:e a great
...... of being trapped mside an art that cames itself on by imitation.''
"Even in the cave of the night when you
wake and are free and lonely.
neglected by others, discarded, loved only
by what doesn't matter ...
It is a good world to be
lo!tt in." ("Waking at J A.M.'')
His first poem? He 1s told that it was a one-word poem. "Moon". "they've taken it awa)' from
with thecr spacecraft "
"fvloon, you old unsinkable submarine,
leaf admirer, be partly mine ... "
(''Glimpse Bee ween Building~")
Can one be taught how to writel "It takes some learning, maybe some unlearning. The
horuy has to be mner"
"Room 000"
"after che last clas:> in the empty room
chairs relax. each in a ·hadow,
and they all stand still and hear anti-lectures
all night long, Staccato silences
measure out the hours? 'Where does the wind •
end? 'What can the rain give?'
Standing aroufld the ab!>ent studencs
those litele wh1spers came near, nearer:
'Why ts a hal/1 is a hall? is a hall?' ··
("A T t"'JC:her and a Poet')
perfect day lor Dr. Stafford is a day when nothing drJmatic happen~ at <.~II. ''The
i-. dramatic enough."
" ... the year~ are sufficient storm ... "'
("I fiP./1(1") • un gomg •
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Vol. 32, No. 22
May 9, 1974
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From a man and a po~t: 1'1 am made
tor the pace of tarming ... l wouldn't
w~nt to be anyone else. .. notes on the
refrigerator door: that's the kind of
writer I am." -
"\Ve celebrate earth and air
a~ we -:in~ in the wind.,.
( .. Weed'')
Doe!! he write primarily fron,
thought\ or from teelingsl -People
don't have the distinct choace. "You
think with feelings and you teel with
thinkmgs."
closing dedication from William
:Stafford, with thought and feeling: -
''You know ... vho you are:
This is for you~ my friend.''
('\ c)pers··)
.all PQ;'ttn I rom~ , M .. ,~. t-l.u~ 11nd ~o .. 1 1913 teamster loose hea_ May 9, 197
Ndked cc
table.
Sherbert
bowl of rds
Two S
~tood ... waic
A.D. Kirkwood
St.tff writer ... , A.
I
lettuce.
Rt~bb1rs nibble 11 szinger/y ar rhe~r loc31 del1,,
lug) buv 11 ar r heir .upermarl..t?C!) tor C~<nar ,a fad~
.~hgranl farm worken <~upporr entire tamiiiC} bv p1ckmg 11.
R~bb1ts are cure.
Slug> are slimy uglmesl. farm worker.s ~re ne1cher. The) lind rhemselve.> uapped m an
une,capabl~ cycle of proverty.
It hn't plea<.ant. It hn't cute. It is reality and. a~though we_ma) leellar
removed from the world on our academic l!>land. realtt)' mu~t be
confronted . 1 1 1 A group ol concerned students attempted to pu.-.h LC a ttl e c oser to
the outside world A petition was circulated to promote a boycott oi all
head lettuce .11 SAGA. 668 people srgned 556 of the!>e were payrng Phil Btnz •
The bulle
Rumors c:
ing made
honormg tl
Lewas and 4
ion and ll~
Log's farsl ~
School of Jd
CirudPnts an
"media" w1
The part'tl
I amved
The rooo
gl;m of p
(peanut but
cookies loa
h.1dn't I s~ patrons of SAGA. d' h. The .1lternatives lor head lettuce are man) romaine. en 1v~, c tcory.
watercress. ad infinrtum Also. such alternauve .. are not sub~ect to the
current controve~) between the Team!>ters and the Unued Farm
Workers untons Both umons are presently ') mg for the nght to • 1eves among us By 3:30
peak 6 to
•round a tat
represent farm workers.
Jac~ Ba"er was confronted with the petnion He referred the dec1ston
to Pre.-.rdent Howard. mamtatning that SAGA IS an tndependent
corporation employed by the school to prov•de a servtce He ~I so stated
that Pres1dent Howard should be made aware of any changes 1n SAGA s
leuuce poliq. President Ho~ard , rn turn, reterred the decision to Jack Baker. He
maintained that SAGA, as an independent corporation, had the rrght to
rts own pohcy deo~ions . '
The policy was changed. SAGA will now purchase no lettuce i~volved in t~e union con trover-
$)'. SAGA p.ttrons will be_ presented w&th ahernauves to head lettuce
which are comparabl) · pnced. . By this decrsion. a major accomph!>hment has been attatned by lC
~tudents Concern was sufficient to promote poltey changes. Unhke the
recent Mrs'> Portland Pageant controversy, the power a pettt1on
gt!nerated wa!t recognrzed . Subsequent act1ons by the "power!> above'
reflected an acceptance of student 1nput rnto school decist~ns
It i!> a step toward maintenance of th1s insututton as a un1f1ed enttty,
composed ol start, tacuhy. students and tho'>e corporations employed
by the college to perform a serv1ce. Awarenes~ of the rights of all
mvolved was apparent. Sertousness of conv1ctrons wa~ respecte~
A ~mall victory has been acherved for the lC community to funcuon rn
harmony. More tmponantly. a usually apathetic conglomera uon has
turned 11S head towards reality.
lr's your money
Today and tomorrO\\o (9th and 10th) the ASLC Senate i5
a~ king that you vote so you can personally allocate S20of the
S24 whteh you give each year to vanous organizations of
your choice. In the past. ASLC Senate has allocated all ol
your money for you. You will receave a voter's pamphlet in
your mail box, along wtth a ballot on whrch to make your
selections. Please read ·~•ructions in the pamphlet
carefully! Voting will take place in the Trail Room
Thank you for your ttme, effort. and producttve part•c•pa-
uon.
let us talk
To lh~ Editor: Your~ truly.
John A Taylor
ASLC Pre~adent
staff To the Editor:
It IS a thieves' parad1se here at
Lewis and Clark Country Club
The strange thing IS that the
thie\ es are walking around on this
campus e' eryday They take fine
items like SAGAware china, and
matchmg forks. kn1v~ and
spoons. Maybe occasronally they
rip off a plastic globe used to cover
one on the million lights on the
k.armalight campus. They are
stealing from the establishment
I am a senror and crazy as 11 may
seem I have lived on campus all
four years. Oh glitter 1ewels of the
dormttory-two hundred and thtrty
dollars worth of stereos, radios,
~htns, records and money have
been donated to the th1eves'
market unwilltngly out of my
hoard of worldly possessions
Maybe a new era ts ~pawntng
The phrase of th1s era 1s anyth1ng I
see, I can use, I can keep Th1s
might shock some people as rats
would or possrbly dead goldfish
This new era 1s here and alive rn
the dormttories It scares me
because I see it as an avenue for
people to hide rnstde themselves
(what I do IS my own business,
damn the people whose stereos
play full blast)
Thteves, remember your dream
of the perfect caper can become
real look at the stereos, the
clothes, or thme hot little S15,000
!>pOrts cars all this and more and
more and more
Outraged, I ask whom are the
th•eves here on campus I demand
to know and I scream and I
Well, I ~ee that 55% ot the
boarding students s•gned the pelt·
tion 10 support the UfW boycott
by a~king for ces~ tion of SAGA's
polacy of buying head lettuce. The
peution did indeed ~ucceed -
SAGA w1ll stop buytng head let­
tuLc. I hope that all the ~igners of
the petition have a firm grasp on
the fact~ on the plight of the
farmworkers in California. I notrce
that the >pon~rs of the peuuon
dtdn't di!.tttbute factual hterature
aboul the farmworllers . Do the
signers know that there are no
secret b<tllot electtons of un1on
offaetals in either the UFW of the
Te.tm~tersl Do the un1on leaders
feel they can be seJf-appomted in
reproenting the farmworkersl
(The fu~ about the UFW and the
Teamsters are exceedingly dif­
tacuh to find out, because of the
general b1a~ of the new!> media
whu::n u~ually presenh only the
~tde of the UFW, however 11 would
be nic.e 11 people tried 10 f~rret Edotor on Chief • • • • jody Rutz
M4Ngong ld•lor • • • • • • • • • Kelly Ha~n
Bwnen MaNgel • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • RlcJ Quirin
Produc:1100 l:dilor • • • . • • • • • .. • • . .. • .. • • Bob Ro ... e
Compcnlllon fdotor . Lind• Colburn
HllMf Photosriipher • • • • • • • , • • • .. • Phil B••nz
~pcwn Ed nor. • .. • • .. • • ...... , • N•ncy Wahl
WW,.J• Tom f\ndenon, Judy Andre.-n, Rna 8o~llilrd, R•durd Coop<>r
Robin Guido•, l!!t! Gutj•hr, Jim Kt:~hntor. A.D. l(ukwood. O~nil umb, Ron Murray,
M;ark N••IW>n, Bay Van Horne. Buson~l Stolfi • • . • • • • • , ••••••• Milr~ AnAl"
Produt1ton . . • • • • • . • RobNIIio AlC"xindN V~l Cr;awford
MIChelr. McCrt~r. C~~ll'l M,uon, C11nd~ Stren, Mar~ NeiW>n. • '
Photosr•ptoe~~ "- ....... "' ... ""' John B•lle'f> Ann Benton Scott Bur .. h.art
1•11 Bradford. Cllrw Kahu•. Grt'3 Mlrecke. Nol•n Shl•h.ado Mlch~ j w '
Compot.~tiOn • e ong A 0 Kllkw~ -- ............... "_,_ ·-· Carol Mauumara , Al•n Warhu~r
I\C1f)lt . . . . . . o,.~e Rod • Ron M•••
o~ Jod • • • · · • • • · · • • · • •.. • . Doug lt.ary
Pholo tt:<.hnldan • ... . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . J•y Mert-dllh
Adv!W>r • • • • • .. • • • .. .. . .. • Edd Wh~>tmo rf'
them OUI.)
Janet Willis scream No one answers. It would
be comfortable to say some out­
sider IS stealtng Yes the high
school punks or the
nerghborhood gangs. Hmmm ... Or
how about the gardeners? Yes, we
are above that, we are too pure one of them. The only diffe room. log
•~ that they can play the ga;n"':'unprecede
much better cooktes) cl rabies in the The th1ef IS you The thief IS me members 0 Just th1nk of thts next ume you
take a cup, a dorm chair, a record. ~ltghtly drsc
a shtrt or a stereo I am a thtef 1
a thief
Kenneth l 1 am gemng back at the ad­
mintstratron, !>AC.A or even the
whole capitalist society. Fat
rhanC'e by stealing. I <lm becomin~ PS Please reply, rf you w1sh.
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Rick Cooper
Staff writer
Prem1ata Fornena Marconi -Photos of Ghosts
Black roses laced with silver
By a broken moon.
Ten million stars
And the whispered harmonies of leaves.
We are these. Classroom
ou rotti
Th1rty t
ggle una~
of a madly@
than a toot
1 ne oea
holds
•rnoP ta11
'Th1~ b~rc
lo~e your I
till" The
'.merica g1l
The l1gh~
~ow begin
ll~lJeal. "A It
PFM, Premiata Forneria Marconi an almost brand new Italian can sl
which f1ts their (title-cut) lyrics ltke a cellulotd glove. and an hly b:~
brand new group which m1ght turn out to be somethrng more than
another 1mnatton Emerson, lake and Palmer Or Jethro Tull. Y • 0 f • t1
Mahavtshnu Orchestra ... or King Crtmson .. or Focus .. or ~~~o~t~~~~l
Photos of Ghosts is a goQd, strange album. It con1a1ns all
material by PFM that could well have been written by any of the gr uvc. the cur
mentioned above Premiata Forneria Marconi is not a different a.,., ... ike Shirlt
by any means ... just another one of those less-publicized back-up ud'"1
which usually make.s the billed artastlook like d sahed slug. PFM t!. R01f1,,The bear
to be a band wonh watchin~. bv the sounds of thts album. nllla le~
Three cuts on the album are really outstanding p1eces of sound. hea(
of Life, CelebratiOn and II Bancherco are my pick of the seven 'I've got
~moothene!os, ortgtnahty and expre~s1on Rrver of Life has the rley Tern
creative touch rn five-man orchestration. 1t has the mosttnteresting "You car
of keyboards I've ever heard nterns b1
Flavto Premol1 plays about four or five d1fferent acoustic 't han•
synthes1zed keyboards tn a lapse of approx1mately s1x minutes. les.
sounds generated by hts keyboards and voice in River of Life are ey tak
haunungly beauuful harmony. The whole effect has to be heard to rd says 1
believed. thesel"
Just for a change of mood, Celebration is more of the ElP style One pia
synthesizer jazz. that everybody's used to. Its familiar kind of nd. Me
makes it more of a success, to be !>Ure, but there are keyboard intr usmg r
h I arc.h "D t at mo~t people wit probablv never hear; and that's what really ,.
the drff(!rence. (flav1a Premoli will make it big, if PFM doesn't
Bancheuo 1s a neat song because it's wrmen In halian, and the wc.lll • •
~eem to make more sense. Pete Sinfield (of Kmg Crimson and ELP mentar
production fame) wrote English lyrics for all the rest, and somehow and g
words fh the mus1c Uke movie subtitles: they just don't go. Butl~u .'~ to ad
Banchctto seems to work fine-at lea 51 the pronunciations are right He walks
group'!> English is understandably pretty bad. mtring
Throughout the album, somerhing seems to be mi~sin~ 1n the Ren Buttercup
mood of the sound. All five performer !> deliver their fullest, and Cod, 1
instrumc:ntals are rnspiring, 10 $3Y the le<.~st; but still the recording The class.
qune ~aw.factory . The drums. vocals and ban never rectlly ~how thrc:lul
-they're all muffled with sponges or something. A little adjustm
treble and bdsS would help, I suppo~e Maybe it's like a Jameo;
ctlbum "Mctde loud to be played loud," ctnd I didn't But it sounds I
Jethro Tull album. Or Yes ... or Urtah Heep. or Genesis or Ten
After . 01 The Who ... or
(~lbum~ lor preview courte)y of Today Record~. Lake Oswego) "Who kn 974
May 9, 1974 Pioneer log
here" s Eddie Haske/ OSPIRG investigate s:
hen we need him?
Naked cooki~ lounged on the
table. The sun shone tn the window,
drowntng the light from the elec­
trk chandeliers. Youth wise to govlt antics
Sherbert dog-paddled around a
bowl of raspberry punch.
Two SAGA employees
~tood waiung.
A.D. Kirkwood
Staff writer Edward Whetmore entered with
bravado, followed by Tim Helzer
Simultaneously, a wild rumor wa~
spread that the girl dt the punch
bowl wouldn't put sherbert in the
gla\~es of punch I inve~tigated
and found the rumor to be false
The build-up had been ternftc only to spend the rest of the party
Rumo~ circulated S100 was be-wtping sherbert off my nose
1ng made avatlable for a party Norm Paasche amved and
hononng the public.ttton of the found a cup of coffee OSPIRG's hnt mvestigation of
electoral polittC\ ts being con­
ducwd by four LC nudE."nts
The ~tudenb are monttoring the
cc1mpaign financ~ of candidates
of both parues for governor, the
fint .snd thtrd congr~~1onal dis­
trtct seats. and posnton three on
the Multnomah County Board ol
Commt\~loners.
Covert interests1
lew•s and Clark Home <.ompan- Conversauons reflected the
h hi II By tnterviewang campatgn •on and l•terary Review and the lg Y tnte ectual capactties of managers and studying the pre-
Log S fl""t prize 1n tLe Columb'1a those present. 1 1 d'd • • n e ecuon reports o can 1 ates School of Journalism competition "No booze, no nothtn'f" contnbut•ons and expenditures
~tudf>n tc. tnvolved in all camous "What I've been saymg for some the students hope to identrfy large
'media" were invited. ttme is rhar what rhi~ country contributers and the interests they
The partv was at 3 o.m. need\ rs a good 5¢ lynching" ' h ldh d h h repre\ent . I arrrved at l 15. My c 1 00 ero was 1 e The prOJeCt, conducted by Sue
The room w.u empty I took a guy on leave it to Beaver. Rhodes. Nadine Smtth, Rosie
glass of punch and a cookte "Yeah, but did you hear that-Johmon, ,md Brant McGee, writ
(peanut butter, sltghtly raw) The streaked ... " serve as a p1lo1 study for a more
cookies looked vaguely familiar -At 4• cookies devoured, punch inten'ttve mvesltgatton of can-
hddn't I seen them at lunchl bowl nearly empty, $Omeone didates '" thts fall's general elec-
By 3:30 the party reached Its found the piano and started 10 t1on, according to Rich Chapin of
peak 8 to 10 KLC people sat play "A Time for Us." The few the OSPIRG Staff
around a table'" one corner of the remaining thrill-seekers stuffed
1oom log people (devouring an cookies in thetr pockets and left. Up front
~renee unprecedented number of Norm Paasche got another cup
game cookies) clustered around two of coffee and settled-In for some The group •~ also checking com-
tables in the opposite corner Two solitude While leaving, I walked pliance with Oregon's new cam-
IS me member!> of the Magazme staff past the p1ano as a rendit1on of paign finance Ia~ reqUiring full
1e yodu shght disaffected nibbled and "Wrong Notes" (tn 8 flat) moaned d1sclosure of contributions and
ecor. "~~~--------------------~ o~n~a~n~d~~a~n~d~o:n~----~------~~~ i~n!g~ll~m~t~ta~t~ro~n~s~·------~
~f. I -~ S 0\ U t \ 0 I) S t 0
'lk vou a.\)\ i c.
rnpson '> 'i (\
h.
ou rotten
Thtrty elementary-ed types ~ gtggle unashamedly at the anttt!t
I a madly grmning beard C.r aLter
an a coot leenng like J loon
1 ne oearo knows his btrds
holds uo the mounted
!l~o~ecimc: an. removing the head and
"This bird's got a moral Never
lose your head over a ptece of
ail." The Future Teachers of
i\merica giggle at each other.
· The hghts go d1m and a slide
IBI'Inw beg 1m "'A ood violet," they
'1\QIUeilll. "Alum root." It is status if
ou can screech out the nght
:m orllH..I me before anyone else It is
~h~n embarrassmg to m1stake
v·of-the-Valley for
lulL rophillum
"It all looks like weed'> to me."
or;;ud~YS the curly haired girl She looks
~·ou[~e Shidey Temple 1n her
"'' eckered dress.
Ind.
,even
the
JStiC
Utes
'fe are
rd to The beard say., "Anybody got
anilla Leal on thetr plot?" A
Uol:en heads nod dutifully.
"I've got a bonng plot," pouts
irley Temple
"You can tell these are Fairy
nterns because the whangers
en't hangmg out " Everyone
les.
e} take J plant qu1z The
rd says "Anyone !.;now all l1ve
dlc)el"
p style One pl.mt gemus ra1se., her
McKenzie breaks out 1n a
of ~~rlu~•;)' ng renduion of a Sousa
"Da ta da, do1 ta da, da ta
•
"Old anyone mi'>'> Jll ftvel" The
~IPinPniJ ry-ed types look .tt each
er and gtggle "Anyone got the
ts to c1dmit thut?" No one doe ...
He walk., up dnd down the room
IWl'""lnng hh. piJnt ~peclmem.
Bunercup. \trcam or creepmg
C..od, I love u." h~ exalt!>.
1 he cl.m love'> 11 when h~: love~
"Who know' what kind of con~
~ .. r.
'Douglu~ Firl" timidl\' .. ays d
ture Mi\'> Grundv.
"No!" tIt! throw5 the cone dt th~
•nnrdnt \hltlt•nt
llc t•xpl.uns wh.st .1 pl.mt "e) is
,aot:>ut, "Someumes 11 sav' things • \ by Jjm Kershner
By God. it's the scat of a ~ baled grebe. Cltn~ t.;~huc
like 'Needles born smgly. e~cept
when 1n bundles, or 'Stem hairv
(!>omettme~ smooth) They're like
Ntxon 's tapes. Don't yell at me
about thts key.
A gtrl ~ays, "I don t have a page
28."
"That\ because I hate you I
tool.. away page 28 I rom everyone I
hJte " Mc:.Kenz1e appear\ to be
getttng impattent He keep., howl·
lng "Don·t yell at mel··
They clamor .Jfter him, Wdtching
h" every move with ilW~. He
l.~ugh'> .... ng~. bark' Jnd yodel~
w1th .tn infect•ous energy. Thev
love ~ver) mmute ol 1t
He g1"es them .ldventurt•. A
M<J...en!ie field trip h. a
memorable experience. Thirt\
p.tnting ~tudcmh )tumbling .slong
the beach behind .1 r.Jving cr.tzv. He pomts and runs and jumps.
"GBH1 GBHI'' he screams
hy~tem .ally . He's spotted a Great
Blue Heron
\nd 1n the m1ddle of c1ll the tun,
)OU learn a vartual b1ome )'ou
k.now Jll ttle btrds and all the trees
and .sll the plants. Well, almost.
In no other clas-. is ~uch an
e"temtvl' memom .mon o;o happi­
ly tolerJted Even memorizing can
be fun How can th.st bel
McKenzn~ ghe' out a ~trong
du~: when he telh the class. 'If I
act a little crazy tb on I) because I
love wh.Jt I'm domg. I'd rather be
teillhing th•' cia'>) than anything
el'>e." He lo"es it, consequent!)
the cia's lo"us it.
"I\ now "hatl'' ooze., Shtrle)'
Temple. I m.t) flunk thts cl.t.'>'> but it
sure h fun."
She ouze!. nothing but truth. The students are receiving 1n·
dependent \tudy credu for the
proJect under Dave Yc1den of the
Political Science Department
Penny-candy money
Contrary to a tatement 10 the
last issue of the Los c1n on-campus
wase mcrease of 5< per hour is
now in eflee1.Lance Popoff, Direc~
tor o( SEPO. ~td that d reevalua­
tion oi the College's financ1al
~tatu\ provoked the further l~c
increase, for workmg \tudents.
STUDDlt
GWD.E ,.0 • Popoff sa1d thdt the on-campus
average pay CJI thts point rs S 1 .n
per hour, ranging from .,. high of
S3 SO m the computer center. A
11·l¢ rncrease would be the
mtnimum allowed by the new
wage law. and that's wh.Jt at first
the College had decided ro comp·
ly whh But starting now and con-
tinumg through .Jt least June 30,
you under·pciyed, over-worked
cc1mpus JObbers (excP.pt SAGA)
wtll be makmg at le.1st a nickel
extra, every day. Well, it'~ better
than nothing ...
M.JJk Nelson
St;a_ff writer
Saturday morning around 10 30.
"Y awwwnn. ohh, my Gawwwhd headd feeels like four paers of rams
are clanging horns in it ... each in a different area ... ohhh Gawwwhd, my
head is Mount Vesuvius erupting ... chasms sprouting from
everywhere ... ohh my headdd," Pax laments.
(Chaos orates dramatically and cheertully) : ·• Ah yes, to be .tnd not to
be, that i6 the que!>t -whether 'tis nobler to suffer in the mind those
slings and arrows. (as an aside) modif•ed D.T:s ·of alcoholic misfortune.
or to take arms against the pithy pitcher ot troubles, and by opposing It,
God lorbid, end them."
"Oh poor Shakespeare, God Chaos, spare me you1retarded ~lilo­
quy."
":--iay,l !HI)', to die, to sleep· no more; and by a drink to say we end the
headache, and the thousand natural !>hock~ that flesh is heir to; 'tis a
consumma tion Devoutly to be wished."
'1)'ou mean ~ To dry it or to dnnk 11, that as the quesuon?" asks Pax •
"I mean one must take an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and light
f~re wtth fire-. hence. '" order. this rather Wasteland•sh morning. to
perform down to a par. we should imbibe once again," Chaos suggests.
"You know I think you've got a point there. It couldn't make me feel
much worse an)way. Where could we gel a beer and something to dnnk
on a hungover Saturda) morntng like this~ ..
''Ye knavash conspirator of the English language, ye speaketh \uch a
fouli .. hl) constipated tongue," Chao> chides
"Come down ott of it ye •• ••• • • art 1st of bull stut, and speak like a
• • • • • • • 20th century hungover college student ... you • ••• • •• •.• my rams
are hitting harder, and the chasms are widening," Pax te-laments.
"Sorry Pax, gueo;s I JU'it don't I eel ~s lousy as you do ... heh, heh."
''God-damned you mo ... "
"OK! 01\1-.uhm .. how about th~ Black Dog for breakfast and beerl"
Chaos assertively sugge.l>ts.
You mean that old greasy-grtll-nook-tor-patent-leather-jacketed­
mlddle-aged-teenybopperl'>h-motorcycle-kooksl''
"' eah. that's the place Suppo~edly 1t's difterent now though. They
changed managers last June. and tt's been convened into a preny decent
place I hear. let's go and try at out?"
The~ drive across the Sellwood Bridge, over the Willamette River into
the l<n.t"edom ol S. E Portland. Ju)t after the bridge, on the lett before
the "Oak<o Park Roller Sl..dting" sign, effluviently flashes another sign -
''Ratnter on Tap" -attached to the Black Dog TaH~rn. fey, well­
weathered old Valiants and '57 CheV) 's are conspicuou51)· parked
around the building. -\ lew quadrangular!) diamond-~haped "indo~
have ra~hing ncm danghng trom imide.
They enter the port-hole door into a schooner's 'iahy dog bar. There
are fish net.,, port-hole wmdows , old sailing pictures, an anchor and a
few wooden helms. The front !lection had the e>.pected two pool tables,
Por1g machine and foosball attractions . The bar and grill area is
~trategicall)' located on rhe port side. NeJtt to the~ C entrance i~ a sm.tll
blackboard proclaiming the Black Dog·~ pool team a\ the City Champs.
Other signs let you l..:now that Happ) Hour is e\·en· \\eek-night and
dime~ are on Wedne'>da) '·
''Yeah, I remember tho)c pathetic.lll)' puny di~ie-cups the) u t!d to
gi'e you here on dimer's nights. ll's like a shot a beer for a dime," Pax
distortedly recalls.
"No, that'~ not true .tn)more P;o~. The dimer cups hold about the same
as the mugs." Chaos defend~.
''Bull-shitl'' P<J~ claims \'\ith hungo,er disbelief.
"listen. the alleged nine ounce mug) are'>o thick with glass that you'll
lind they actuallr hold on I) 'e'en ounces. Those dil~ie-<:up~ hold about
six and thr~e-quarter\ ounces ... in " recentl)i cientiftcally conducted
sun.:e>y. it was found that ... "
''Oh, tor God's sake Chao;), ~hut up."
In the baclr. room they find a large round shaped tireplace in ahe
middle of the room. Around it are wooden al1enation chamber ror
sep;uate partie). In the l<~r back mottonlesslv stand~ a plattorm with
d1sordcred rock ;md roll equtpment on 11. Ne•t to the band area is
another 'isn: "B,md -fri -Sat trom 8:00 to 12:30."
The place looks qu1eth and coldly hung over trom the ntght before. A
no,t.tlgic )ign catch~ Chaos' eye: " II you can drink tor $2.'' then he
sadh noticl's 1t 's d.Jted M.sy S.
Pa' teebly, and Chao chaoticall)•, sn at the bar and hear a le\'\
mumbled phra!>e~ about la~ot ntght\ Black Dog festio.·ities : "lnsane .. .lots
ot people ... good times .. .l beat Elrod at pool five t•mes .•. Hubert threw up
all over his poodle when he went oubtde ••. etc."
"Sound hke a good ttme," Pa~ ob erve:s.
The verbal H!strgc~ ol the mght before phase out a" the morntng
bartendrt! s bogw;ly .1sk~ them tor the1r I.D.\. That formali1y over wnh.
.. he ask them what the) 'd hkc to eat. Pa-. looks <~round the .schooner's
Bachanal Cabm and unhC)Itantly orders: "A beer and some Ftsh 'n
Chtp I"
"Make that t\,\:o," Chao •n tantl 10rns in. Pioneer log
p.lge 4
Jim Kcr.J\ner
t~ff writer
1\t:n.hner .and Rowe walked mto
Sprlns Sing <.ool jtltl. "..,., commg
from tht: \t.tgt.. "er<ohner "a!>
duzled b) the colored ~otage
light,, He tumbled bhndl) down
the ahle. He bumped rude!) 1nto
.. omeone \ttttng b\ the Coke di'>: Her vorrc had ,, bc.autlful. 'lo, ..
!>ddne~ to It The ~oont(' .. hl. cho'e
\\ere the bl'\t "1 hl'' \J)' thut old
tree' JU't gro'' ~.trongcr and old
rtvC£\ ju~t grow lonscr \!\ er) day " Spring Sing. Thcrt? ·w.1~
"vrade \ turk.cy .... " k.cr!thner
'"'d But Its no u~e menuoning
them At lc;ut they dtdn 'twin llr\t
place (l.1ura Ru-.~el Jnd Mary
\te"c !>mile~ .md Frumd., (Marc
Delfenbtllh .and ( h11\ Potter)
pl.-yed good flo\\tng jan. Laura
Rm'>d .1nd \ \ar y Grubgeld ''ere
frnt.. tle.~r \Oit and weet.
The' ugo,la"~ were gr~at . "Thi~
here', ,, tradttional .. ong," the)
said. "Ont.. we ju't made up.''
Outdoor School l1ghtcned tht..• <Jrubgeld did)
\t mtermt~ston. l<t"'r.,hner trted
to play reporter He went up to
one of the performer~ and \clld
'\\ould you l·.ue to mal..~ .1
.. t.ltcmcnt r·
pen~cr .
1 he' sat do'' n .-t the b:tck ot the • .1udaence. far irom ar\\one else
Ke~hner "a~ not to be tru!>ted
amtd~t a crowd.
"Ola}. Now I can get dm' n to ~~~~tnfM
bu~tnc .. He took out hh pencil E
and" roll pnng 'ing" at the top
of the po1gt..
I ft..• loo\.;ed around for hi ..
pro~otram . He h.:~d no progrclm. He
began to lo"? control. "\\'here in
the hell tS my program? Wherel
\\HERE ~" Thcr~ "as an edge ol
h\ .. ter•a tn his \'Oic~:.
Rendezvou)
Ju't then Mar il n appeared .
~\.'n,hncr had plann\.>d to meet ·
Marti) n ther c.
''\\ow I'm glad I lound ~ou," 1
Manh n )ill d. "I been looktng all ,
0\CI. ..
" C\er mtnd that, JU~t gimme
\OUr progr3m." 1\ershner began
10 scnbblc not~ fcvemhly .
Kershner'\ '" isted mina
enabled lltm to get one heU of .t
bi~ ktck out of Spring Sin~t
"Thi~ ~~ co~m•c. he\\ a'> quoted "Impeach the ba'lt.Ud," he
rt!plted
1\er,hner \~ent bacl.. over to
Ill ! p \'II' I I
'-'!
<h saytng.
Actuallv Spring Sing had .some
very good mu~te. wuh a minimum
of the mevrtable 1unk. E>pectallv
good was Sharlvnn Harrison. 5he
wng: tone wtth a perfect renduion of
"The 5un Is A Very Happy Fellow •
lust amateun.,h enough to be
pure tun. Moore ·~ ke:IUt~er
ended One of the mo<ot
memorable turkey!. of the niRht
kept running through ht~ mtnd a~
he oolashed off 7 or 8 more beer.,.
star~ in the ~ky, make my wish
come true before the ntght . "
Blue. here h a shell/or you
Imide you'll hear a )lgh
A toggv lullaby
There il your song from me. Yes, even Ker~hner loved it This
Kershner 1~ not ea'>y to plea~e . This
I'> the !tame Ker!>hner who IS fond
of u-.ing \Uch words as
"worthless " !ttuptd" and
'd1sgu~oung" tn play rev1ew~.
Not to \3\' there wa .. no junk at God visited punt~hment on
l<er<,hner the next mormng
Delenum Tremors His head was
Htroshtma . He got up and drank a
quart of mtlk. He walked ovet to
•
•
I here's no easy way for Charlie Nelson to become Dr. Nelson.
But there •s a w-~, to mall.l! '' som >whal ca~llr
Ow ~'f lhe Armed Forces Health Prot~onr;
Scholar9l lp Progr&m II won 1 g)! ten tnc ck'.mllncls
ol you• JXOIC$10t!i, or thOse f: ma~e ~yourself
-but tt may tree Y'OU lrom t ~ tonancusl prob'e.ms.
von•c:h. U~Qlfstandably. can put a crtmP "' ,.ou,
COf'CCfltr4Jt ton
II you QUAlity, ow r.dlalarattlp program Will cover
llle cos~ ot )"our moo•Cbl cdutc~hon More, you 11
r.JCC•ve e EQOCI manthly allct•'<o.lntc ttll through your
.:x:hoOitnit But whist MI)PenS at&e• you graduate7
Then, all a helllth cere oll.ocr '" tho mahtory bfanch of your ctloit(! tou enttr a proteulonat
enVIronment tNt ·~ c:hblleng•na. $1lmul4tlng ano
~lts.lyma
An envtronment wtloch keeps you m contact W1tt't
pratlttally Dll m!!dtal sPOdalli~ Whtch &•~tl1i you
the 11me to observe end learn before you de(idr.t on your ~ally . Whieh may present me opfl()(tuntty
to tta n •n that SQCC:lally. Ano to l)ll!CUCC •I
You may &also ltnd some Of thtt mcm sdvancild
rnod•cal 1tchtt'\'-etnettts 1'\apperunR right where you
wert Ulle II the Brooloe Army Medical Center tn
San Antonio, Tt'~as. lOng noted lor Its Burn Treat•
ment Center. Ot the ~ Of fh&ht Mecuc:ine. the
famed Aer0$PI!Ce Medlc:al O•v•llon. aile in San Antonio Or 11'\c Nahonal Na11~1 Mec:t•eal C4!nter m
BeiMsda. Maryl;,nd , recognized WQI'IOwtde for 1t11
WOf} •n Mcdtall Researcn. ~ •I \'OU'vc read ll"'tSI far, yOU ma)' be in1erestod
In tno deuuls Just send m the coupon end we'll
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~----------JA~RIIIID FORet~ ,.,. .. ~~~!!~ , May 9, 1974
Bob\ lf,mdy P.1ntry boughl a bot­
tle of BJycr A"'pirln lie went I
home Jnd gobbled down 4 or 5.
He lilid on the floor mo.ming.
"Oh Jesu'> Ooooooh Jesu'>."
KN\hncr knew he beuer
n.!tovcr IJ\t May fete was not
over He wa\ to attend the
H.lwtliiJn lu.tu that evcnmg. a~ an
tnvttcd guc\t of Oeni~c Thomp­
!>On Thl. thought of the Luau
made htm nauseou!> . He m~t Ocnl.,e Thompson who
told him ~he had .1 place sJved tn
hne. "crshner \ ho~nd., began to
shake .md his eyes glazed over .t\
he .. tood waiting lor SA<JA to open
and the Luau to be~tn
Dent'!l~ comolcd him "It'll be
okav Trv not to think about It"
She paid for his dinner.
He grabbed .1 T ertyak1 ~tC'.lk and
~at down The steJk wa!l delietou ..
Th1s wa.. not the !>AGA he
remembered ~ortunately 1\er.,hner recovered
ju't tn timt• He knew that he was
on the verge of total phystcal
coiiJpse. so he heroically abstatn­
ed from all noxious substances
that day Tht~ wasn't easy. smce
Moore had a keg and a half left
over from last night. But Kershner
'!IIOOd firm.
"The only kind of chemicJI
came close to th1s boy today is
Bayer A~ptrin "
By four o'clock. Kershner felt
good enough to bike up to school. Saga' OK
Dcni\l' ~Jtd. ' 1 ht~ •~ great!''
Ker .. hner agreed.
The entert.ltnment begJn Hap­
PY li"ely. -.omeume' becluttful
Hctwallun musiC .1nd d.ancmg. An
eml ec named Leeann Errett who
dtd genumcl~ Iunny monlogu~
J.1c~ Baker w.1s beaming wnh
happine"s for once, nobody w.n
bltthing Or ell least not a\ m.my
' l ouplc of chowderhead\
wanted to know where were the
vegetable.,, ' I.Jck grinned. "I told
them I'd g•ve 'em J qu<Hter to gel
some frie!t at Whizburger ."
O.T. Fla!thback
Denhe Thompson was eC!>Iatic.
She wa\ in chJrgc of Ma} Fete .tnd
wa' t!Xtremely pleased w1th It)
'!IUCe .. \ 'Thh," she sa1d 'ts the
be'!lt meal I've ever had at !>AGA
Bc~t food best atmo~phere, biOI
entertatnment " Kershner agreed
When the Luau wa-. over,
Kershner was htt with a D. T.
FLASHBACK He latd down by tht
lower campus unttl it passed. and
then wandered around aimlessly
for an hour He tried to decid~
whether to stick around fot the B1g
Dance and the lceCream Scoop
He dectded again:, I it, in basis of
princtple All thmgs. even M•)
Fete. must be taken m modera·
tion
Ora/Interpretation will -
be an arousing occasio
Judy Andrews
Staff writer
lC\ Oral Interpretation and
Threatre Arts Fesuval. co·
sponsored by the Departments of
Communicauon and Theatre, will
feature both h1gh school and
lOIIege Interpreter ~. as well a!t a
prole~!tlonal duo I rom lndta.
Scheduled for May 10-11. all
event' are offered to the pubhc.
lrel' of charge.
The events include chtldrens
lher~ture pr~entauons. poetry
readrng!>, humorou<o pro~e inter.
prett~liom duo rec1d1ngs, one dCt
play~ Jnd reJder .. theatre perfor-
4 Pool Tables
Foosba/1
Homemade
· Sandwiches
$. 75 Pitchers mances.
Parttetpants and observers nr.tr\·•
ntng to attend represent A(l.liTl\11
H•gh School, Clackama
School, Cre..ent Valley
School, Mar\hall High Sch~OI I
Oregon College of
Oregon 5tateUniversity Pon
State University and Whit
)unaor Hegh.
Gopal Sharman. "the epic
and plo1ywr1ght" ol c.ontem·'"''".,.
lndttl, .md h1!> wile, J.s~on
Vatdya. lnditl' most f.1mou~
Jette~~. arc \pectal guest
tormers. The1r ftfteen year
d.Jughter An.l'>uya, wtll jo1n
tNm '" theu pre<,entation.
Sllver
.oon
Fri. & Sat. Nights;
Bar-B-Qued Spareribs
Live Music
Corner N. W. 21st & Glisan 227-901 MayS
T~':; .'1
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We IW('(f1
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OtiiC\'f In
Bo.ud ol
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Xhool at
,.nd t(IOU
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drnang ~
comm•n~
Otlliol~
Policy v
C'Dilt.. 'l(t' ~
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"""· dlut)
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·901 May 9, 1974 Pioneer Log pageS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---
•
• On campus Next week's Mus•c Hour (Wed
2:10 Evan\) blossoms forth wtth
SJIIy Ben.,on's students' vocal
program Performer5o are sopranos •
Ktmberly King. Marilee Etling.
Therese! Koon, and mezzo­
soprano Carol Meyer, all accom­
p;mied by Mc1rgaret Halberg. Be
there. aloha. CONFERENCE ON lEARNING
SOCIOLOGY for all thosP in­
terested will be held May 16 (Next
fhur~) in D1n1ng Room 1 at 7:30
p m Talk to Or McPher~on at ext
591 if you desire more data
Anyone Interested in Joining
the LC Cruising Team, register
your car with Security as soon as •
possible. The first cruise, 1lated for ,---------------~ .-,
We1inesday, May 15, promises to $$ Work $$ be really keen.
EAC will show Water So Cleilr
ThJt a Blind Man Could See and
Because of the Number of u~
Monday ot 6 m the Council
Chambers.. go and see 2 ex­W. Mc1rk lewts, ASLC veep·
elec.t .• mnounce-. that appllcauons
are now betng accepted for the
posittom of Senate Secretary (to
work under him) and Executive
Seuelctry (to work under the Pres)
Sdldry for each po\ltion •s $200
per academec year Shorthand ap­
preciated though not required,
t~nd typing ~kill a neces~ity . Turn m
i.!pplications and lists ot
qualiftcation~ to bo11 140 or the
ASLC off•ce as soon dS you can. cellent eco-films.
THE SEARCH fOR SOLID
GROUND thts week·~ Tu~.ly
Tom Iinson Math Movte, fe.Jture. a
di!>Cl.w.ion •n which Mark Ka<:, John
Kemeny., Hanley Rog~ . and Ray
Smullyan banty back and fonh about
recent developments in logtc and thetr L....-----------------'
•mphcatJons for modern rnathemauo.
Bureaucracy
lh• loiO...IflS lntonn.aton com from th-A.Sl.C ~~ ekoct. John
To~ylo.
~nrt bcln!l t'lcctt-d .li '-ludc.'l'lt bod) ~..,, OI'K' o4 my ~Iones r.
to .tppo4111 \IUI.Icru.\ on our n.-ptow."'lt.IIM'>tO l rwee illld f K'Uh:y COITWT\IItre.
Wt• nt't'd to ltll•llhaucknt powuon~ (""n up" .11 d~mrode!.i.)\0 !Nt Wt!,;n;;~
~-nt bod'r vv11l ~ oldtoqu.stc n.~l.uion. ~(DilliTiitte<•ure~
tmpOI'I>Int in the cM'II'f11\INton olm.~t~y .up«b which ~lftct our live.~ .at
LC The follow~ b • dct.cnpton ol the Trwl'e Commltreo. 1 wclmt
repl\."''l'lt.l tl\'1 .snd 1 ollu.vn..tc " nt'«<cd fOt c.ach-
Acadomto Aftu'l
RL~ fOt ~~ 10 be.> ~ .. ttlcd: loK'UIIy .md .ldmiOMf.aiM.' SQI(
•ppotntrn«~b .and promouom . IX\111) 1~-nu~ ;md d'l'lploymc."f''l conditiOn\.
\Oli.Jty .and bt.'l'lt~ll progr.mt (tn coopt'f~IIOn 't•nlh 8uc:k;t't .and ()peraUOI\\
Convntii~'C'); ~~ .and b..ct.IL•m)olll' spe.~kl'fS honorlty
degrt'C!l; .acvvrt~ of ~Reg~\~ . !han .and long-«=nn polioes lOt
~' ctwgo; 4nd ~ns '~ PhY\IGV Pl.lnt ..nd ~.and Operatl0t1\
Comrruu~~ on :.drrwl..ar;,tron and c:anuol polooc lOt all buald.ngl and
Colf11JU wound\.
~and Ope~•bona
l:>r\.~.nJC lroal pofq. lutvre faNnn.ll pl.nning: lohoo· <llld lonjS-«:rm
polacy IOf S~udent cN~scs : ~ of a.ttren• f!NnCW poSey and
:&nnu.ll ~ polacy; lllMWns wath PtNdcnt Hov>.ard and the Busin&
Olht~..-tn .lllnUoll ~"" pr~ .11on . ;and n:YM.~ ollhe budg11 p10 to the!
Bo.tld o4 Tr\DI~~ mrt"tin8 n~ton ol poliCY kx f.-e li.lbdaty,
C.j,jtWIIy, ;,nd OdX'f lmU!¥'t«. d(o..eloping ....,lh ~ 1\Qdeml( Aft.lln. l.llo'r
Xhool Mld ~uc:k-nt AH.~~n COI'!Vnn~oc poltCy r~ QmPIA bua~
and teround.; rt•c·omnwndins pol y IOf ~ penoonef .and
rx.'OOMC'I b.."O<·htt; poltoco. I Of purdwlg. ll'~~ .lhe ~Ote,
dantng 'K~ •• md OCh..'f n.oi..llod opc.liiOn\ 1n CXJnjUnCllOn With ochet
IXJITllniU •'l~ . ~~~ budgt't polocy lOt P..,.t and ope'~IJOm.
()wejopment Dnd Public tnfonnouon
Policy ~tth ""'P'' to lund-r.W"'C JMOII!.IITtl; .md \Obclwuon of the vo1ti0u\
colk'l!.t' pubi!O includtfll(ltU\It,~. umidu.~lo. , lound. ·tt~(O(JX)(llll<lri'. ttw
r t>d<'fo~l ~'"'"m."" Ou>gun ll'dt~..,, Colk~ Found.! lion. f~lty and
"""· .alumnt llw ~ynod o1 Olt"\(01'1, Uo.ard ol Ctvftl.l.ln £doc.lt10o p.lltflb.
MICIUp Jntlthur~-. . d4wlopn11 polq wath r~ to publoc r~ton'n.IIIOn
ptOKr.tm .tmonll 1h<m.
GcM~mmentll l AHan Convn~tt.
~''lopnll ~(' poll(') .. ~ 'tf ~ fl"d<.-.,~1 . \Uil'!, and loal penlmctlb ;
~t"l-ping t.lb& on pcrnmcnt;,l d< ... ,~~ ~han~ ll'llluoo(in~ lC:
~Ollu.JIIng lC'\ ~'fll In S0\'1.'fnmf'f'!l programs; 11\lll.lllng Kt~ 10
s;JI"(Wtd SIJ'o\'fiVT'I('fl(aJ 11\.,.l;::Cf.:::,l."':.:_l ;:.,:In~::.,_ ___ ,
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t hrblt.Jr• l.JuottiOn 1n l'hti.Jdclpln~ l'l't~l~l.lll CG!k~ Uruon,the CounOI • Oll'r oh ~t.mt collr1!•!\ and llnt"l'Nt Ort~'Of'l Council of Churdlo, ~ llw
f'ortiJntl (, OUIXtl of (hurd\C>.
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K•~pun oblo· 10! llOUY c, roooJ ~'ICI!. h\ 'dlth .and mcn.·..liOa.tl ldue;
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It~" .~tiort, t.k~dopm.n o1 ~·lind 1ontt rcnn policy lot"udmt ctwgt-,, ~"""8 Jilt-8ud1t~ •nd Op.RIU\\ Commm~ on poke of
...dnwl"tr<llon and Q)ntrof of ~ build-. .and ~
.o\ho nt'\!drd .n. proplt: to fill pt~~~IICII'6 on fo~Cl#ty CDI1'WTitlt~ whd't meet
~ oht'fl lh.tn th.. 'ru:tl'\· Comrnlcttoo: ~ eo.,
Appoont tlw l'drton of tho ....,.,..tt l.CJs. ~ and the IU.C st.Won
~., ; Iii \1CllnQC'\ of ~ ¥1d ~ ; ·~ policie
COIICICIT'I~ n1l'd&.t lind funding of mt'dl.il ~ lC; ~~~ MlCf ~ ·~
ol R~ )ou.rn.Uhm • ~f."d b) e.dl p'a!pc'CIM e:f<IOt Wid SW!Of'l
INN;o(:!f 1 .rud--nt ~
eonc.na and~
Promotron of • ~o~.dl ~ leal.n powoom and~ ol ~
lcc'nJnoo by ~ ~ f()l'lft!L.tian of ~ ~
lt.<1U1et1 i)Of'l-.ooh p oflC CuiiUIM Am ~ 6 wdent lepn! IC'ICI~
Cllrnc:ualm eommm.
C~ ,;!1 ~ lOt dqtr~ 10 be o4f~td by lC and IOf' their
1'\'q\lirtmeilt\ , ~.tb!Mmo."'llt of newdo!p.lrtmtntsOf ~ricln.ll ~r~nul
LC, ~ow o1 at ~ olfe..-d, including llldd•tl01'6 .and Ollrer.&tJOm. all
popcNI< lor I he~ e~lt'l'ld.v land !dl«<We. J .audent tepoenw~
Ftnonoal Aid and Admllsion•
loonul..tll111 poiJtX-tonltNnCl.ll~.d~rld llll!M,Iom , ~1tortol ~
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l.ll.ldt-n~ 2 .n.kr\1 rqJ<I3(.'1'1LIII\ot
IJbnlly AI:M.ory Committee
1\1-ilu ,.~rom looklnl! ro the optmum CD\Inbultort ol the
ilbrlll} to C\J!.ICIIIIOf\ , pr01;kjc II chMind lOt 1~11) md Sl\ldmt (1)fl(l'lll$11'1
thtHml. ~~~~UbfM) archtallln~ ~and111thepubflc
lt,oWhllr& ol ·~ IJbrlll} 2 ~udcnl ~l.lltva .
Rehglou• Alfel,.
To funcltun m 1 UJppottl\c role. cncour.lgtng •nd coordlnlttmg
tf!hJtOu\ ACIIvllt\"J , lormul,.tng;and admtnBtt•nnl! ch~~luw: policy
6 ttudc nt '"P'~cnlill>'i!i ,
Student Affetra
Revtt•>'~ 1nd tt'COmmt•nd poll de' ~tnd Ut'llvhtd IIIIKtins ltudcnt hi<!
lit lC. and •••nd.t1d1 .and •C!IUillhOn\ conrerntnK ~t11dent conduct on
Clmput, revlr"' ~~ll>~lll':) ol •tudent 0'1!401UilOn\ ;-m•lr.to poltc I.'S
rClJ.&Idlnl! uutlt!nt goH·rnmt.'ftl , ClltU!nlhlp , dr~"\, .and conduct,
hou1mg, c~nd ;~II rcc:n:,ttonAI ~nd t.O<tJI o~.antUIIOn.\ tndudtns
\OIOIIItt: ~nd lrilt~rntllc·~ ti ttud~nt rt>pr~nto~h~ 13.
SOFA clnctot
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dnd boat \\01 "· ~'OilUC11"8- bool'll!J,. CDni!.K\lfflt , .tnd \\cri-1111( "llh e.Kh ol
the a< tMttO. 6.t all), n!O'i~ lll\lro, Olt;tobo'ftN, M .. ~· h.-tc '-'"" ~ at.
Wnt-,.., tontt•rh, publd)-, and othtw f't\'1\~ The ~1100 WOfb ~~ w•tn
tJw Ktlvillt':' olllcc, and M .quart) Ml.lry ol ~~~"''-""<ISO OUIIO ~~~~oo
houn a ~, "1th thtl n~otptiiY In the I.1U :and c11 IN JOt ~~ f01 mott!
iniOflll.lliOO ~"'nnll('t lt.'ll Smlth ~0..11 pl'(:"!(.'l\1 SOfA~ • • -S«~ ~~lbc t.al.mAI the lnlodok M~v 9 thRJ16.:.t~ "'thoq:JpiotCJfli.
bny pcoplcll\<f ,'f to r.~uck:nt p'tlrwncnt as a •ja~." .. · I am prtr:.ent-w vou
"-ltlt 11 pmGNI ch.alk:~to ~rndlt'd In our dec:i\lon~~
1D ptoOOC't• ~ t~f:l. I ~10\ \I .at lt)llU m:~lcAO ~~ 1,
lJ'j ilf1PI)"fl810f one oft~ .lJCMJ a:wnrninc \ludml ~ ... ;n nor bo,-.
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II yOU rJon'l ~ IO p.lflKlp.lll'. ... ho \\liU
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Jolvl T•yb
~c Pmalc1lt l:.\'Ct Off campus
Culture filn\1
Oper<t 11ct Gldde Pcter500, a tenor
wtll smg the le.'ld of Bacchus in
Ponland Oper.)5o upmming 1\ri.adne
iJUI N<~xos tontte and Saturday in the
Civic Audttorium. licj(ets, pric,OO from
S11.00 to S4.SO are av,ulabl<! only at the
Aud. Call the box office at226-2876 for
more d 1ai~ •
Both
Forreign
and
Domes tick
Tomorrow, yaz tomorrow night,.
there b a concett by Mille R• no and
John Rwo .md tM Hoc J.az;zR~~ at
the lt.ICJghbors o1 Woodmft. 14TOSW.
Morrison
-S2 so flit the door -
~ M.ln:eAa. an Individual
whme unique talent an h;rve you
~ng walls and dl.:urs that don't exiSt,
wtfl mune his way through a ooe-night
stand at lhe Ci~c Auditonum Sunday
night at 8. nckeu. S6. S5, S4 are ro be
procured at Meet & Fr.Ank (lloyd
Center}. lincoln s.Mn~, or Cclebnty
Anracoons. 1010 SW. !\.1orrison.
Misc.
Before I di~covered the plec1surc
of smoking a pipe, I us~ to ~hile
away the leisure hours m thi~
lonely outpost by stoning dtngo
dogs. My pipe. however. has put
me in a philosoph•cal rrame of
mind here tn the back country.
Now I ask mysdl. what i5o the value
of a stoned dingo dogl None. I
reply.
Solo Ventun,
Down-under sheephe rder
Bon Apettt
This week SAGA goes Conunental with a series of
French dishes guarenteed to enchant the most dis­
crimmaung palatt!,
Thursd;ay.-crepes suzette. pate de fo1s gras.
Frid<ly .... verre casse saute. tenta i&U vin.
Saturdo1y .... ~oulie~ sur Ia pelou~e anteneure.
Sunday--ordures ramasse des rues les plu., sal~
d' Avtgnon. Monday.-cendres gratte du sond de Ia
chimmee. Tuesd;ay .... linge sale de Ia sename pasS4!e.
Wednesday.-.Jello. yankee bean soup. piuarinos and
figs
Ohmmmmmmm •• ••
#• •• ••• • • •
The LC Students' lntern~tiona.l
Medit.-tion S odety will offer ;a TM
Refresher Course to be held on
Tuesday Mo1y 14 .lt Noon in the
Tomlinson Rm. for cl.ll interested
Tran4!cendent•l Meditaton. In­
cludes group meditation o1nd "
video t.1pe of Maharishi expl.1inins
the mech;mic~ of stress relNSe ~d
the no1tur~l development of con-
•
~(IOUSn~ c· "() .
Mond ~y. M~y 13. the weekly
.1dvanced meetinp for TM's con­
tinue at 3 p.m. In the Ch01pet
kitchen mHting room.
Mon. Personcll Relatiomhip),
Part 1.
Tues. Part 2
Wed. Realn in Diflerent States
of Consciousne-s~
For iurther TM info, contact
Renee BonapJrte at box 619.
Q~ ......
.. .eta!.-.. Pioneerlo ~g~------------------------------------------- M __ a_y_9 __ , 19~ --------------------------------p~ge 6
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rhtl Ben:
Gopal Sh.umon
Rit.a Ballard
Staff \Hiler
''The Rt~mayan.a''. One of India's
greathl epic<i.
It , ... 1s ftr)t wnuen by \'almilr.t
appro>.lmatel) ' 5,000 yeah ago
and through the ag~ ha; been
retold many time). The prt!).ent
intcrpretauon "'d\ wntten in
I
Lawrence
Kennedy
He was 45 year) old.
Ldwrl•nce 1. Kennedy, lc
sccurny offteer who didn'r
panccul.ul)· Iii< e bu~ttng
~tudent.s, dted April 29 of a
heart allad:. Funeral serv1ces
were held at Cochran's Sunset
Chapel, 260 Q;,ufteld Road,
G1aduone.
''Larry was thoroughly
dcd1cated to hts work C'!tlew•~
and Clark. He was one of the
most well-hk\..-d officers we'v~
ever hCJd, He wa~ not only
rL-spcc h.:U, but he treated
oth~rs w1th respect. He'll be
damn•!d dtflicuh to r(:plac<>,
sa1d c;.,,s:urhy Ch1et Chatle-.
Ptr b•ll.
KPnned)', whu liv<>d at 1045
Columbta Avenue in
Clad,torw, IS sur\'lv~d by hts
1N1fe, two uuughtt:l!i, and il
~on. Born tn 1928, he enter~d
the NaV)' at the age of 16 and
rctrred a her 20 ~car~ or ~cr~
v1cc m 1964. H,. became a full
ttmc sccuuty olf1n!r at LC in.
1967 ~nghsh b) Gopal Sharm.tn; one of
lnd1a's mo~ot re\pected and
acclaimed arum and dtn~ctor of
the Aksh3rJ Theatre
Oivin ~ union
The ':ltor~ ot The Ramayana. in
bnef. " th.tt of Rama and ht~ wife
Sita They are ~eparated by war. re­
unite ar the war\ concluc,ton and
separate again dut.: to mental
trauma cau~ed by the war The}
re-unite agJm at the end of the
pia-.: "'hen the)· ho~vt.> both given
up 0111 human pa!>saons. They then
ha' c a divane umon: free from the
duality ol human 1!.\tstence .
Sharman saad that h1~ rnterpreta­
uon of the ~plcdoeJon 't differ from
the anginal ver) much. "I have
sharpened the main thrust or the
Jotorr. which i~ the ascen!tton of
Rama to the divine. Rama free)
htmsell from lineJr time, which
can be thought of as ye!tlerday,
todav and tomorrow . Rama wa'> a • prisQner in time pr~ent. We must
lim Kershner
Staff writer
Whaba mauer nigger, cancha
take a jol<el Whah whah whah.
Many people hJve found
Bluing ~dd les to be htghly offen­
sive. The )how hi.lsn't gone ten
mtnute' bl'lor.- p•~oplc realeze that
Balzing Saddles •s as entertaining
.,s 't~pping m cow-pud:ey. No
one w1th a s~mblence ot good
l<bte, moral semtbtllly, or com­
mon deumcv can snthrough even
i.t hc~lf-hour or B.S.
It ·~ hard to be ~ensutve <ind ~1111
app r~ctate the: humor of a man in ..
wheelch,ur betng hangec.J. or a
frail lillie old lady ~dying ''up youn
nigger." One cannot b~ tn ar1 res en
fret> m..1n from the prc'>cnt and
mul.e htm free to aet tn all time "
The R.JmJyJna •~ pre\ented tn
the tradiuonJI thNtrtt.tl form
'1-.athJ wh1ch means story tellc>r
Jalabal.t Vaidy.t porlr ay' the~ ~tor)·
telll'r Jnd tells the eptc \tOr) c;hc
drdmattzc .. her natr.1110n by pia)
mg .tllthe role) and llluWJltng the
">tOr) through movem<'nl .tnd
m•me lor ll. ''ll )tudenh ~cem to be
more ediJCJlcd tn Hinduism The
quC\tlon~ they .l\k -,how that
thcy'te more awMe We haven't
mt'l Jnyonc at lC who hds been
ho~llle 10 out idcJ~. they're eager
to le.un more and lo~c thetr up­
ughtnC\\ " thilt the earth w,un't the center of
the un1ver~e . 1 here are '>O mJny
W<lY'> that the totdlhy of the un
iver~e effet.t~ you
o.rr.cuh J 'C), but then \11s
\ .11d~J i'> one of the theatre\ mo~1
g11led and cap.tble pertormer., I
chJnge m) vo1ce and body
movements for eJch character
and scene, "'hethcr the charo1cter
'>JVS fiH! words or five ">entences ."
• Ak11hara Theacre
Their world famou~ '\kshar a
ThcJtrc, in Ne" Oelhe, '' India\
only every-night theatre. It •~ run
enurcly from contrlbuuon~ a~
Sh•u man feels that when a theatre
•~ ,ub!tldized there is a chance that
the ~ubo;tdizinl( agent~e'!> will be
overbearing and tr) to take
cre.tttve control from the director
The\ run their thedtre with the
help ol their daughter and a few
other'!> a'!> the) believe that • lhe
theatre is a team thing where
everyone must work preti~ely
You can't do anythtng where there
,, too much ten!iiOn or per\onal
conceit, which IS common tn the
theatre."
Due to the competition of ftlm
and T\ they feel the surv1val of
theatre depend'> upon ··a ~1mpler
return to the ba!oiC element., of
!heatre. The grammar of move·
ment 1s being lost. The rea~on
people go to the the theatre en­
>le3d ol to a film or the ctrcu~ i~
thc1t it communicate'> tdeas in
language and u~e!o a ltvtng person
to convey tht~ It has che abiltty to
pre!oenl life Tht~ ·~ cut down by a
lot of paraphanal1c1 leke set~
props and too many actor'>. When
you add somethtng to the !>tage
you reduce an actor .. power "
Consequenlt\' , the ~tage of The
Ramdyana •~ almo'>t bar<>
Great succes~ Effects chinking
• Thb rdlccts upon the lact that
there 1s ,1 RenJt\\ance tn tastern
tnllucnce which w1ll drasttcally
effect people\ thtnk1ng Unt1l
m.m went 1nto ~pace ht. thought
everytheng was the Cclrth and earth
time. ~p<tcc u .tvel helped man .. ee "Only con~clou~ncs~ can go
beyond the speed of leght.
Machtnes can't do thl~ ThJt
freedom tmplees lec~rnlng
methods whech have been a part
of Htndu culture for 7.000 years
Ju'>t o~s you le.:un your ABC's you
can INrn to be free from line.u
ume. II es not ob.,cure."
The Rdm.ly<lnJ w1ll be presented
on MJy 9 en Evans Audltortum All
~tudenl~ tntcreltted '" anythtng
reall) ':lhould attend
Sharman and Vaedya have met
w1th great ~ucce!>s '" thetr college
tour of the L. S .. For )tudenb it i~
an unusual theatncal e,.perience .
They don't want to go home They
want to .,tay and speak with us '
Mr. Sh.trman had warm word~ Jalabala Vaidya
• e w no1sy,
tclhgent, aware, or re~pon&ible.
and enjoy a scene tn wh1ch the
dtalogue conltisb entirely of wet.
no1sey bean-fans. Is this ~on of
thtng ~upposed co be funny? And
to whom/
It is Iunny only to people who
enjoy vulgawy and decadence II
h funny to people who thtnk
Cdllrng someone "Ki~e" or
"Chink" 1s hyr,tencal
Slobbering incoherency
What I mean ts,llaughed myself
into a \t.Jte of slobbenng tn­
toherency over Blazing Saddles. It
is the funnie~t movte I've seen in
years.
II \e~m'> the typ1cal Hollywood
We!.tcrn. but there ts .. omething
dHferPnt. Every sord1d perverted
Portland s Original
CARD-AMICO
PIZZERIA Bust Pizza
tn town
GHUH lotJIIan
food
IJ('('II 11/1 J 10 tn•lll
1 ;,m '''· '1 JO "''
3606 SW BARBUR BLVD thtng thai you alway) wi~hed
would happen in one of those
movte'> happens here. Guys don't
punch ec1ch other tn the nose, they
!..nee each other tn the crotch. The
M.tn en the Whtte Hat atn't John
Wayn~. he'~ a goddamn ntgger
And whenever anyone says
~omethtng c1bout the mtegrtty and
honesty of the people, someone
~Jys "Aww blo\\< 1t out your a!loS "
The charm ol the movie lies tn th
mfalltble tgnorance of the bounds
of good taste You think that every
ethntt group tmJgtnable ha!io been
offtmded, only to be h1t wnh th1s
ltne "Well, okay I ht.• ntggers and
the ch1nk~ can sl.ly But goddam it,
no tuckmg Irish "And they are not
content wtth h.tveng a \tngle fart,
tlwy mu5tt h.Jve three full mmutes
THE
1300K
CELLA • • •
of f arts.
Three mmu t~ of faning 1\ tn­
ftnitely funn1er than any c,ingl<!
fart
Really sick
Sometime> I thtnlr. I m really
\ICk If I liked th1s movee, then I
can 1 be healthy or wholesome
Why do I think u's hilar1ou~ lor a
horse to get punched tn the
mouth? What's )0 funny about a
church choir singtng "Our Town ts
Gomg to Sh1t"?
I '>hould have gotten out whtle
the geumg wa~ good. along wtth
the re1ot ol the normJI pc.-ople.
Arter the ftr!ot "ntgger rolr.e", I
should h.tve s.lld "Lome on
M.trtha we don't hdvC to !ott
through lhi~ >Or! of lra!oh" And I
.. hould h.wc marched rtght out
tht•rc
And I would hJvt' too, but mv
>tOmdch hurt too mut·h hom
lauglung I coullln 1 .,tr .uJ(hten up
Recycle, Please He was 45 )CJr' old. lru 1h'" S mu1u1a •hom urnpu\ 223-&895 161 . A" Avt Lake 0aW11gO ,
M Sat 10.30 1m • 6 p,m. May 9,
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up May 9. 1974
SOFTBALL IM SCHEDULE :
May 9
Md.y 10
May 13 .
May 14
May 15
May 16 • • • • • • •
•••••••
I I • I ' I I
I I I I I I t Mellon Heads vs Legal Eagles
Rueben and the Jeu vs. Rrver Rats
Bump and Runners vs. Hitters
SPE vs. BIP Slavs
•••••• ....... Greece Balle~ vs Srgma Phi Nothmg
Desperate Battlers vs Kane Polers
All games begtn at 6 30 on lower
freld.
Exp etive
serum
Nancy Wahl
Sports editor
A friend of mtne once told me wrth
rrrate gestures how. when she had
been prepanng to leave a parking
~ce in her VW, a dozen drunken
degenerates came up and boonshly
lifted her car (;md her) off the ground,
dropped h crudely back down, and
then jaunted off lc~ughing and rursmg
good-humoredly
My brother. a rugby player later
confe!.!led that he had idlywune)~­
ed thrs !>Cene from a bar acros!. the
c.treet and sard that the culprits had
been rugby player'i from one of ht!l
opposing team~ .
Dypsomaniacal misfits
To truly under~tand the game of
rugby, you must frr<,t understand
rhe nature of rugby player ~
them!.elve!l .
Rugby ha!l often been com­
pared to tootb.sll. 1 he ball look~
almost like a football, but there are
no cumber .. ome helmet\ ,
shoulder pdd), or (practrcally )
rules.
And while football players are
heralded as ~taiwan athlete~ .
rugby player~ commonly looked
.tt as sptrlted dypsomani acal mrs­
hts who\e g.tme~ keep them orl
the streets and away from the
tJvern brawls.
5cores of '>UCh mrsftts from
plctce.. like Eugene and Corn
Valley (you know, Corn Valley),
~.;ongreg.tted lc1~1 weekend at Delta
Po~rk for the Eleventh Annual
Portland Rugby Tournament On
the Portl•md tc.tm were a lew
renown Proneer\ Mtke Gano,
John Ungerm<Jn, ld Bcrnarde , Jnd
lony Ev~no;
Mass tackles
From tnt• cureou" shouldcr­
lockmg \C rum., to the hop-'>ktp­
und-rump m,h., tJcldc'>. the men.
ronciou.., olthc rl>pUIJtion tht.')' hJd to scum
uphold exh1b1ted dazzling
aggrer.srvene.s whrle ther guifnen<b
sat calmly rn the )Un, imrling ap­
propriately at eden ~ow of boldn~
"Is there ctny way you can foul tn
thrs gamel" asked one narve
female )pectator
'Oh, sure," answered Steve
Brown, Proneer log drop-out.
"Drawma blood usually warrant\ a
foul -but rt has to be spurtrng "
Free beer
To the mherent delight of each
rugby player. a truck literally full
of Blitz bet!r wa~ ~tauoned b~ the
field, allowing the two-day. all-day
tournament to proceed r o~ther
pleasantly Naturally, as therr con­
~titution s mellowed out, their
language loo!lened up.
• Com on qurt pansyrng around;
let's ~ee some (expleuve) actronl
One of you (e~Cpletrve) )tart a
(e'ltpletrve) fight or something I"
helpfully \Uggested an alre.tdy
blrtzed rugby player.
One dl!>traught mare spect.ltor
came to a group of the athleuc
rufftdn<. o~nd complamed "The
\rgn ~ays 'Free Beer to the Rugby
Player<> Only -Don t Hassle' "
Feisty players
"All you h.lVe to do ,., go up and
say '(e>.pletive) you· or drop a
B.A." explarned one player with
paternal kindne~s. "and the) 'II
think you're J rugby player lor
sure. ..
Another 'lpe<.tator erred, "That
dog drank my beerl"
"(.ut off it\ leg)l" propo .. ed il
level-he.1dcd LC player
A final word of warning about
the rugby pl.lycr'> therr lei\Une'!l.,
hJs bet•n subdut.•d for now; but J\
o,oon ao; they rojuvenate their
<'nergre\, hcJI from thetr brui'>~.o><o ,
and recover from tht.>lr han~Jover .. ,
.1111 <.an .. ay ,., bl·w .. rc-especially if
you drive a VW. Pioneer log
Anyw<~y, •·l•!ven hits is quu•:
commendublc for the Po~lcJirn c
preppk-s, ahhough they still
hilven't made o~ny triples or
homerun s. Sue Cllmo hrt the thrrd
double in the P acrfrc game, <ollec:­
ung 2 RBI's .md scoring 2 run~ .
Rohcrta Dusenbury and Leslll!
H,md each scor~>d 2 RBI's. and Krm
Davi~ IP.d l.C scotrng with three
rum.
And spedktng of Kim Daves
(known by l<ms dS Duro-flex ), she
tt.~s pitched LC's enure s1x gctmes
wrrhout a relief pucher. As rl this
weren't enough of .m athleuc I eat,
Krm rs al\o on the t!questrran team can ftnd. Plus, she drve-. <Jnd d1mbs
roofs m her sp<HC lime I'm nor
sure 1! sht> runs on srrarght
Whe.Jtlcs or what.
Uh •.. oh, yeah, the sofrballgame .
MdfCrd Mueller, as usual, w.as
p(xketing those lites m nmtl!r
freld. and Robt>rtJ Dusenbury, as
usual, led the team.
Be sure to watch rhe actron ~•
rhr> team's fmal game thrs Friday
vs. George rox, (and maybe
between mntngs the carcher wtll
"'"g " few bMs of your (.,voru~
bct~uty ~hop qu&~rter hits.)
.md ,..nrolls'" f'very P.E. clas\ she U ... lllll'-"
•
...
Blitz
ina beer
"A11 at~ the holy the spiril' .••. " Rusby plcayen (cl•d in apres~e .attire) 111ther 111 b.seof 5.K•ed Shrine
to p.av hom .age to thtlr Crco&t Comforter. later on durins the communion, .all ~~monium brol&e loo:w
.as wiscous fights ensued ower who h.ad fint rite to the holy w•t~r. page 8
Men's tennis
team tangles
triumphant ly .
The men'\ t«!'nni" team ha) had
thr\.'e matche \ance they IMI sur·
(;aced on th~e illustnou~ p~ges.
The) ha'c lued Pacific. Portland
St.1te ;md O.C.E. mo\t recently.
!though Brite Bowker had to
default • mtltch to P.ldOc'~ • 1
pla)'er becau~e of a \Ore elbow,
the LC mc.-n "on easily, -m.1tch~
to 2. It got tougher ag.1inst
Portland State. as the Pioneers
mantl~e<l .a H victory.
Finally, thi) pa~>t Monda). our
netters traveled to Monmouth to
take on O.C.E., but the biggie
begins toda). Th.at's right. the
Northwe t Conference Cham­
pion hip~ get going this afternoon
at two o'clock right here at Lewis
and Cl,ul..
The championships continue
through Saturday, and since the
conference representative for the
national .. is going to be decided
during that time. it might be worth
your while to drop in and utch a
le" m.atch~
-Brite Bowker, One Murphy,
Eric Olson, Scott Timmons. Buzzy
Wo. and Scott Ro.antree make up
the men's 'a_r~l) si•. And it would
probably be ~ot easier for them to
do a good job, if they hurd a few
people applauding in the
backsround "hen the)' aced their
opponent for the ixth con­
\KUtive time. Spectator support
does help. And you un work on
~our tan. too.
tn any e~<ent, O.C.E. goes
~ainst our warriors in white again
next Tuesday. and the Distrid
Championships start a week from
today, in Salem, (the Capitol,
rememberf). See ya next week. - -
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Watch the thinclads in their Northwest Conference Champio nships this
we~kend (May 10 and 11) at Griswold . The Pioneers are especially
looking forward to vying again~t Linfield tracksters who impolitely beat
them in a recent duel meet.
Hand over your jocks The Ptoneer bJseball team
fint.,hcd 8-91 in league competi­
tion. In their la\t three league
gJmc., They secured a grand total
of zero hit\, The Ltnfield games
.,core~ were 0-5 and 0-8, and the
Paciftc game t!nded 0 4. (L.nfteld
ftntsh.,d 15-2 tn league competi­
tion)
• • • • •
According to .1 fluctu.:~lingly
rchable source, LC\ golf team
fini'>h~d ~econd 1n their con­
ferenre about S stroke!> behind
the pace
Athletics turns matriarchal
Nancy Wahl
Sports editor
La!>t weekend. LC women e);­
pertly executed a coup d'etat tn
the spOrt!> regtme, provmg thcu
!>uperior ablhue-. tn tht~ heretofore
male dominated mileu
Coup de grace
The revolution occurred wtth
the utmo~t grace befming the
temale gender in the Bobby Rtggs
Memorial Volleyball Tournament
Last term's women's varsny
volleyball team vanqUished an all­
male faculty line-up (arrogantly
calling themselves Howard's
Heros) in a game which would and Nosarzx.. Nosaratqpta uh.
Mr. Rossekh.
In the first game. the women
tnumphed spectacularly (natural­
ly) wtth a score of 15-3
During the second game, the
women, no doubt concerned
about the men's egos and wtshmg
0 Sentor Lifesaver Marcta Mueller
offtctated the game and Dana
(What-Am-1-0otngl) Bell helped
Wtlliam Lucht's son also did a
proftctent job of aiding Kathy Echo
wtth the score 'ards.
A concession
I wppo~e I should concede that
th•s game didn't really secure a
major overthrow of men s con­
trolling hand in ~ports (and I had
promt~ed mvself to exerc•se con­
trol Jnd not edttorialize thiS -
sorry, Eldon). but it was one
~igntftcant battle whtch has been
preceded by other vrctones (and
to thtnk 11 was only last fall when I
was at Melissa McBratney's house Mat 9, 1974
Ladies' tennis
team tangles
triumphantly
It wa!l all gotng to depend on
Willameue , thdt soberingly tough
\Chool a beer can'<o throw away
from the ~tate capttol buildmg
But on the ncxt to the la~t day of
March, our women tn wh1tc stood
ftrm a.. alway~ and quelled the
Salem gang to take the tennis
conference championships for the
fifth comecuuve year
Coach Vlrgini.1 Neal explained.
"We played to win, not to sweep
it". but, intentionally or not. the
Ptoneers did sweep Willamette
right off the courts -with a final
score of. would you belteve, Cive
matches to one
Singles
Ltnda Brumker
Sarah Dnll
J•ll McCarthy
Linda Fehr
Doubles Match Scores
6-1, 6-2 LC
6-2, 6-1 LC
6-4, 6-3 LC
62 6-4 LC
Stdney Clausen 2_6 6-7 Will.
EI1Z.1beth Howard '
Debbie Sol ant 6. o. 6_2 LC
Kathy Chnstofl
He reached me
But I couldn't let • • •
Three days aher the Willamette
victory, LC played Clark College in
a non-conference match It was
the same old ~tory the Ptoncers
came out shinmg 4-1
Singles Match Scores
Sidney Clausen 6-1. 6-1 LC
Elizabeth Howard 6-4, 5-7. 6-1 LC
Linda F ehr 6-0, 6-0 LC
Doubles
Judy Harcombc 7-6, 7-6 LC
Sarah Drill •
Sanford Plant
Shelly Smith 7-5, 0-6, 4-6 Clark
-
hav~ warmed the heart of any
female sports editor. to make the game more vtbrant,
let the profs wtn 13-15. O.K, so it watching B J Ktng muster her • THE PADDOCK SHOP
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The women's varsity team con­
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Sharp, and a host of others who
will certainly one day make the
bubble gum trading cards scene.
Among the faculty player\ were
Arleigh Dodson, Roger Nelson,
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OUASES B£0114 JUNC hi w.tsn t a calculclted loss. The fdcul­
ty did !_(imirably summon up all
their faculties and began funaiontng
successfully as J team (but they
weren't called on their fouls)
In the last game, this sports
editor nearly suffered a patheucal­
ly young heart attack as the score!>
slowly climbed neck-to-neck But
'" the end, the cards read 15-13
and the omnipotent Pioneer
women prevailed supreme force at Rtgg's Last Stand.)
Some day ...
And there will be other sktr­
mtshe .. like th~c until the one day
w6men will rule tn athleti~.
matriarchies will flourish lnter­
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