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Volume 7, Number 24. 4 p.

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1949-04-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

Page Four PIONEER LOG ,
Friday. March 25, 1949
AMS Smoker
To Feature Free
The second annual Associated
Men Students smoker will be held
in the LC gym tonight in honor
of all Dads. Comedy, boxing,
gymnastics and-food will: be fea­
tured. in Gym Tonight
Food, Fights/Fun
Baseball Season Here
·,
·i •·• i .• .. ·.
In winning the slalom. downhill and combined in the confer­
!~ce ski meet. Jerry Fullman paced his teammates to an· easy
v1ctory,
Skiers Win Conference Meel
In Walk Over Pacific~ Whibnan
Lewis and Clark gained its second Northwest confer­
ence championship in less than a month as the Pioneer ski
lea mbrought home first honors l~st weekend in what was
a triangular meet between Pacific, Whitman and LC.
It was a case of too much Jerry Fuliman as that stellar
slat rider led th~ local team with .top honors in the down­
hill, slalom and combined ratings. Lewis and Clark's other
.r·acer·s also helped to complete I
~~:etoncers domination of the I Track Hampered
LC finished in the lead with I B · w fh y f
601 points, followed by Pacific y ea er-e •
with 937 points and Whitman . .
1124. The Walla Walla school Juptter PluvJUs and company
was greatly hindered by leg in-· strll hold the upper ~and ~or the
jur·ies to two of its skiers . weather outlook durmg thts ear-judge and Dean Sempert the
timer. Dr. Julius Hessel will take
care of any injuries that may
arise. ·
Added to the gala event will be
a comedy featuring Bob Hallock
and John Walters. Johnnie John­
son and company will give a hp.nd
balancing exhibitio n. A trophy
will be given to the best perform­
ers.
Smoker committee has Bud
Hosford · in charge, Terry Cady,·
vice-chairman; R a I ph Nelson,
treasurer and publicity; Bob Ag­
new, food, and Bob Sweet, fight
promoter. Serving of the refresh­
ments will be take~ care of by
1 Sigma Alpha Sigma's pledges.
Hosford urges all students to ·
bring their Dads to this the men's /
social event of the year. He states
that this is the chance for the
fellows to get a night out, espe­
cially tnose who are married. Johnnie Johnson. Portland body
culture . expert, will be featured
in a muscle bending exhibition
at tonight's smoker. In the· combined rating~ Full-ly track season as things have
man was first, George Anderson b~en. pretty damp and mis~rable
second, Lee Miesen third, John at ound _the cmders of the P10neer
Fer·gison fourth and Don Allison oval. Wtth all thts wet depressing
so;venth. The downhill race saw atmosphere the thinclads haven't
Fulman first, Anderson second been able to show much flash and
Miesen fourth, Fergison fifth and fom1 in . their daily workouts. _
AJliaon seventh .. Fullman led~ the Coach Eldon Fix may be f_ound
slalom event. followed ·by An-locked in his office continually
derson, Ferglson and Miesen in gazing into his little crystal ball
the first four places and Allison and working his Oujie board
in seventh. overtime in an effort to predict
Wet and heavy snow was .evi-some satisfactory weather. He is
dent in the Ski Bowl as the having his men work on condi­
r·acers negotiated the rough and tioning, .form and practice starts
slushy course. Officials in the each day in order to have the
meet were members of the ski team ready for the first· track
classes under the chairmanship meet of the season April 2, down
of Ralph Nelson and the super-at Oregon State between the
vision of skiing director Jean Beavers, Portland U. and the Pia-VolleyballCompetitionHas
Challenge Rounds of Play
Horner. , neers.
Tongue Point Navy Will Furnish
First Oppoislion for Pioneer Team
Oat-opponent
Sat.. March 26-Tongu e Point Navy
Fri., April 1-U. of Oregon ........ ______ ._.. . . __
Tues., April 5~11 . of Oregon ........................ .
Fri., April 8-Dregon State ....... .
Mon., April 11-0regon State .
Fri.. April 15-0pen.
Mon., April !~Open.
Fri., April 22-Pacific U ........... ..
Sat., Aprll 23-Vanport ............... .
Tues., April 26-Willamette .... .
Sat., April 30-Linfield. ...... -..... .
Tues., May 3-Portland U .......... .
Wed.. May 4----'Pacific .......... : ....... .
Fri.. May 6-Linfield .................. .
Tues.. May 10-Willamette
Sat.. May 14-Pot·tland U ......... .
Mon.. May 16-Portland U ...................... .
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Portland
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lete who will gladly lay down
Your life for the school.
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Semester Rushing Firsl Annual LC Fa~ully Hunl '\\\~ O
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to enter the first annual Lewis and Clark college Faculty
Hunt, which is set to begin at 9 a. m. Saturday,, Ort Zilza, I..EWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE '
ESTABLISHED 1867.
hunt chairman, reports. 1
To avoid accidents, the hunt will be limited to only
1200 persons, with students to get the first crack at the vic­
tims, that i:s, specimens. To be eligible ,the participants must VOLUME VII Portland. Oregon. t'riday. April 1. 1949 Number 24 ----- --
Shoplifting. 1C'ounl
Jails Ole Ennis send . in the· tops off three new
Buicks (or reasonable facsimile) Dr. Morgan S. Odell.Fired
Dean of men George W. "Ole"
Ennis was arrested early last Sat­
urday morning in downtown
Portland on a charge of shoplift­
ing by city police.
School authorities along with
J. C. Copeland bailed the erst­
while dean out of the local bas-
tille early Monday morning so
that Ole would not miss any time
at sch'ool and thus keep the school
from getting its money's worth.
Speaking in his defense Ole
said, "I had just gone downtown
with some of the boys, namely
Al Coombs, David Fran~k, Si
Pomeroy, and Glenn Mickelson,
when the cops started picking on
me. Maybe we were a little
noisy but we weren't hurting
anything . A guy just. can't ,have
any· 1'!Jn nowadays, besides I
don't call that shoplifting, any-
way."
Young ·Bolshevisls
Meet This-Noon by 5 p. m. today. ,
Thi~ hunt, sponsored by the
Hunt Committee, will provide
fun-loving, sadistic students with
the chance for out of class activ­
ity, and it will rid the campus
of a dangerous and growing
menace.
The Hunt Committ ee has di­
verted faculty funds for use in
paying expenses and bounties on
the more dangerous species.
Faculty funds won't be needed
if the hunt is· successful.
Hunters will operate in teams,
and to determine team members,
qualifying rounds will be held
this afternoon. Feldon Ix, re­
signed faculty member in charge
of th_e firing, reports that a fine
stock of fleet-footed pra'ctice
teachers has been obtained.
Hunters will use any weapon
they desire, but Ix recommends
elepltant guns for better effect,
especially on the forensic faculty.
It has been recommended that
persons bringing ..in two doctors,
or their equivalent, be allowed
to join the Faculty club. Mem­
bers of this club proudly wear
the eye tooth of a history pro­
fessor. Pen Badrow, club presi­
dent, says as it is desirable to Shown in a characteristic pose is Nagrom S. Lledo whb is
obtain a stock of these eye teeth,
The Young Bolshevist's league prizes will be offered for history being boomed by certain pressure groups as the next president.
met today in W-22 to discuss the professors at any time. B. A. •1 ~ 1 D
problems of "Good Bolshevist The S. P. C. F. (Society for :7g pr.·1 00 S ance
Propaganda or How to Defeat Prevention of CI"Uelty to Fac- ~ .
Fi~~~~~~it:i!~~t:ick announced ~~~~~te~n~~~te~ly~h~~~d~~~g, t~:;lln B-30 'T'Ll·s· ETT.enl·ng
~hat ·· all is_in_. rea.diness for_ -the·. were unable to arbitrate, they J. Il · V 1
invasion-6,000 ,000 atom t>omos ·have proposed that religi(m d~-~ -·-An A~ril Fo~l dan~;: spo~sored b.y .... the-·faculty, to --b~
t d · th b -1 f th partment members be spared m . . h .11 f
sore m e mer room o e order that the "administering of held m Room B-30 from 8 p. m. to 3 a. m. tomg t Wl ea-
gym, 50,000,000 bottled germs in R f
last rights be provided for the ture the music of Hes Brown and His Band of enown o
the biology lab and 30 well
trained N. K. v. D. members of less fortunate. The · committee the Bob Hope radio program .
the Women's Building are ready has weighed this P-~~p~s~l ca:e- Brown sent1 word TuesdaY., March 29, saying, that he
for call at anytime. fudlly atndt hthave detcia<:u t'ug euthne-would be here. Previously he was not sure that he would be
h P . s1 er 1 a e nex mee In , . .
T e easant Log is prmting day after the hunt. able to get away from the program m hme to make the
millions of propaganda leaflets dance. Van Armitage was to 1
and the submarine, long camou-have furnished the music in his New Plan·s A1·red
!~:!~n~\;~e reflection pool, is Sororily Balloting place.
Besides the dance there will AI Board B·an.quel
. Summing up Comrade Heart-w· F I L
sick said, "Arise good, Bolshevists IDS, ra s ose be door prizes, including a semes-
-Joe is coming! Down with capi-· ter's tuition; free coffee for two In an address Wednesday be-
b f t d f fore the annual board of trustee's
talists! Down with the prole- LC women voted y an over-or one semes er an · one ree
tarian." whelming majority to accept na-dinner for two any time after banquet , Dr. Morga!'! S. Odell re­
Student Grades
Must Reach 3.00
The question going around
the campus about why the in­
structors are "cracking down"
was answered -last week by Dr.
Morgan S. Odell.
In order that the student
body may prepare to defend
themselves here is the answer:
There are too many students'
on the campus, about 300 over
the prescribed limit according
to Dr. Odell. The popular be­
lief that LC is an easy-credit
college is erroneous according
to him. Anyone with a GPA
under 2.00 :will be dropped
from the college within one
semester if their GPA the. fol­
lowing semester is not above
3.00.
Class Studie'S Joints
Last week the anatomy class~
headed by Muscles Ughford, took
a field trip to the New Star thea­
ter, • where several specimens
astound~ the visitin_g students .
Ughford said, "Of all the joints
we studied, the New Star had
more outstanding points in its
favor."
' tional sororities on the campus April 15, to be served • at the vealed plans for complete reno­
a recount of the recent ballating Canton Grill. The prizes will be vation of all classrooms. "Stu­
revealed Tuesday . Freeda Hartz-presented by ti,e faculty to the dents find life at college diffi­
feld, dean of women expressed winners after a ·drawing at 2 cult enough," he said, "without
her complete satisfaction over the a. m. inadequate sleeping facilities
final results and admitted she had Other entertainment will in-while being bored by our fac­
been quite disappointed at the ·elude the winners of last week's ulty members."
' first report which indicated the talent quest held in local the-Plans include lounging chairs
measure had been defeated . aters and several members of the with a soft pine framework and
Fraternities, however, wiil be .KOIN orchestra will present in-air-foam cushions; cotton for ear­
compelled to remain local as a re-termission and inci~en_tal_ music. stuffing; built-in radios with
sult of the votiJW. Art Silva, jun: ':r'he s_tudent body IS. mvtted to headphones; cigarettes; room­
ior speech major, led the battle JO~ m the enter~amment by service for coffee; a copy of the
for nationals but failed to cap-domg comedy routmes, dances, Kinsey report at every chair;
ture the support of LC men. v~calizing . or . anythin_g they shoe laces, dispensed from a
Faculty voting gave nationals Wish; a pnze ·will be gtven the chrome-plated vending machine,
strong support but will prob-best performer ~r group of per-pin-ball machines and shuffle­
ably not be of sufficient impor-formers, _accordmg to Norm_an board sets and free combs for
t t "d the student Olds, chatrman of the entertam- the women.
ance o overr1 e • "tt
. th f th fraterni- ment commt ee. -------
vote m e case o e "Th d ·11 be t e ·
. , e ance w1 a cos urn Coli S •
ties. affair; the more outlandish the ege uspenslon
Sororily Teelolalers­
. Bolh of 'em, Angered
According to word received
from the LC sororities, a cam­
paign will be launched · in the
cause of temperance under the
leadership of that ardent tee­
tOtaler, Professor H. 0. N. Bull.
All non-d r i n k in g sorority
members have been asked to
participate to insure the succes8
of this venture. Bull says that
both girls will be armed with
pick axes . costume, the better," said· Olds. To Face Hand Holders
Admission will be by student LEWIS AND CLARK COL­
body cards and Wheaties box LEGE, Portland , April 1 (Spe­
tops. cial)-Scandal reared its ugly
Norris in Chevrolet head at Lewis and Clark this
~ring . Many couples have been
seen strolling around the cam­
pus holding hands.
William H. Norris, college reg-Dr. Morgan S. Odell and Dean
istrar, is recuperating in his new Freeda Hartzfeld announced that
Chevrolet following the recent i because of these occurences, all
new low in student registration. persons found within one foot of
His case has been diagnosed as each other· will be suspended
despondency and visitors are re-from the college. Several stu­
quested between the hours of 9 dents have already been suspend­
a. m. and ' p. m. No flowers ed for ·an indefinite period of
please. time. Bored of Truslees
Announce Plan
To Gel New Prexy
The bored of trustees have
asked the resignation of Presi­
dent Morgan S. Odell by mid­
night Saturday. Should he choose
not to resign, volunteers will be
chosen from guests at the inter-,
sorority dance to heat the tar
and pick the chickens as an aid
in his decision. Members of th~
faculty will await him in the
women's building to wish him
"Bon Voyage" and present. him
with a set of spurs to master the
rail Dr. Edward Shuck has con­
cealed in the underbrush.
Odell has been charged with
capitalistic leanings in the LC
communi~ and with ·excessive
irregularities in parking. He has
stolen the ghinko tree.
N agrom Lledo, local campus
electrician, has been suggested
to fill the vacancy. Rumors of
the r e p u b 1 i c a n revolutionary
movement hint the probability of
Dr. U. G. Dubach's receiving the
honor. ·
To Our Readers
Readers of this publication
are ·urged not to accept as fact
any or the articles appearing
on the first three pages. of this
issue, since the staff 'is ob­
serving the first day of the
·fourth month of this' year.
Poppy Fields·Give
Students Kick
Miss Chrysanthemum is a thing
of the past.
However aspiring female can­
didates of the college may have
other titles to shoot at next year,
it was announced 'today.
According to word received
from President Morgan S. Odell,
the famous chrysanthemum gar­
dens will be uprooted and re­
placed with fields of poppies.
·The poppy fields will be cul­
tivated fot· the purpose of pro­
viding opium, which will be
doled out to unhappy, frustrated
or flunking students by the local
nurse.
"I hope, said President Odell,
that we may soon becqme as fa­
mous for our poppy fields as we
have been for chrysanthemum s./
"I want the students to get a
'kick' out of college."
Healhcliff Gives Birlh
To Six Bouncing Pups
Heathcliff, beloved campus
canine, gave birth to six pups
last week. Anyone wishing to
have one may do so by applying
at the registrar's office.
Formerly believed to be a
male, Heathy came through with
flying colors, but surprised fac­
ulty and students alike by her
achievement .
A local veterinarian, hastil)'
called to the scene, made th~
following statement, which will
be reprinted in natioMl maga­
zines next month:
The case of Heathcliff re Lewis
and Clark is definite proof 'that
American colleges need• general
sex education courses. Ignorance
and stupidity must go. We are
living in a modem age." Page Two
Up My Alley By Ole
'The Truth Will Make You Strong';
Or, Who Is This Guy Called Ole?
Woe is me! My spirit is broken! H9w, oh how, can I ever
ovct·come such a stigma! What have I done to be placed in that
great tyrannical class· of dictatorial despots known as deans of
men! What will my public think .of me now? What will happen to
the lovers of truth, Elwood, Atkinson, White, Silva and especially
that epitome of innocence, Priscilla?
To deny any connection with ------ -------­
the brass of the campi would be ing literary figure of the century,
futile. Do you not have it direct-surely there should be no further·
ly from one who is a newcomer questions as ·to my identity.
to our realms; from tne editorial Our championship casaba team
staff of one of the great tabloids; finally was honored' at a banquet
even from no less an august per-the other night! After bringing
sonage than the dean of men, the first silver plate to these
himself. But it is all very clear halls of learning, nothing was too
to me now. Due to the multitudi- god for .. our boys." But time
nous following I now enjoy, passed, the glory wore off after
evet~yone wants to get on the a week or two and then all was PIONEER LOG
I .DEAR LJ\l>IES ~ND
W~"l'S U:fT OVER­
BEING THE SOLE MEMBER
OF THIS STAFf To Hill~£
RHAINEO HIS FACUlTtES
l)OIUNG THIS DIFFICULT
MID·'T~Rt1 PERioD,
I l>EEM IT AN ~c:T
Of HUMt\NlTV TH~T I
SHOVU> '8E&E£c~ 'r'OOR
INDULGENCE FOR MV
U~FORT'UNATE
COLLEAGUES. fORTU-
~TeLI( THEV ARE'
RESPONl>ING- TO •
TRE,..1MENT 4 WE MAY
LOOK FOR\.IJM~D T~
NORMAL PU8Ll<~lleNS
WlllUN A SHORT TIME. ftttfOU-'f
~~o\)f.S-
~~~ Friday, April I, 1949
' Revolt
Paper stinks,
Blame not me.
Editor's fault
As you see.
I'm agin it.
Yessiree.
Let's hang Dean
From a tree.
Better the paper.
Shoot the staff.
Torture a couple,
Will I laugh..
Student's paper.
As you know,
Let's tell Dean
Where to go.
-Dee.
Exams Cinch With
Council' Advice • band wagon and bask in the forgotten. But one person did not
glory of such fat:-flung popular- forget! And the boys know there
ity. I'll bet I could change my· efforts were appreciated by the
name to Olga and be called a college prexy, at least. '-:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::=~~~=====:::~~~~--
dean of women! Hmm! Wonder what the refund -The associated non-student
council at San Diego state has
compiled a set of five rules that
is on tuition when "asked" to
Ed Note: That's not all you'd leave?
be called.
However,
one iota (maybe ioughta) from
my high purpose, "The Truth
Will Make You Strong." Note
the high literary quality of the
last "Piddlings" column- the
writer even assumed his own
name, when confronted with the
TRUTH! Ah yes! I cannot-I
must not allow these charges,
these indictment s, to keep me
from giving the world the bene­
fit of my power of observation.
When "Gadfly" will devote the
I ion's share of his column to con­
firming my position as the lead-An enterprising young colum­
nist dropped into the LOG of­
fice the other day with about a
ream of paper in his hand and
an expectant look on his face
and asked the esteemed editor
Dean Sempert: · '
"Is there any chance for my
column in the LOG?"
Sempert, giving him a look
that would curl a crew-cut, said:
"Probab ly. I'm not goihg to be
here forevpr." (What a humani-
tarian 1) White Lies should prove helpful to harrassed
students around final exam time.
Pyramid Club Crackdown Forces
Recreation Lovers to New Depths '"Fir:st," the council says, "be
confident. Cover the face with
pancake make-up. This prevents . . ' persprrahon from running the
dirt off your face into your eyes.
By Virginia White 1 Manning. Dick Brame and of
Now that Mayor Dottie has course your befuddled columnist. "Second: Ignore the prof. This
throws him off his stride and ef­
fectively stops him from remem­closed down the gambling dens
and pyramid club parties, we've
been reduced to more innocuous
pleasures. Some of the LC in­
mates recently revived the old
word game of Stinky Pinkies. It's
based on rhymes and synonyms.
Here's how it goes:
Someone says, "What's a chub­
by feline?" And you immediately
come back with, "Fat cat."
It gets tougher with small so­
cialite. which turns out to be pe-Here's some of the inspirations: bering your previous record
acquiescent radlo: .... _Wilco Philco (once in a while).
Russian mother, Commie Mommie "Third: Don't bring ponies with
jolting fowL. ___ ....... jerky turkey you. The instructor will be so
expiring feline ................ dyin' lion busy looking for them that you
beginning Greek .. startin' Spartan will be able to glance at an "A"
trod-upon Albany ... pawed Quad student's paper five out of every
musical d ·· · orm ................ JIVY tvy ten· minutes.
Oregon malaria ...... Beaver fever "Fourth: If you should happen
hu(Tted German rushin' Prussian to get an F, simply adopt the at-
Staff Sweeps Office;
All The's Kicked Out • • • tite elite. Happy cigarette takes Okay, now here are some titude that it's a typographical
toughres f~r homew01 ·k: thrifty I error .and not your fault at all."
horn ... liberated ctgarette .. : The fifth rul~ seems to have
city liquor · · · pale candle . been · mislaid because no one
de?tal work fee . . . . _raucous- knows what it is. It is up to ;vou
vOiced Scandmavtan . . . false to figure it out, if you do, let US­
buddy ... cold dwarf ... Mero-know. Ed. note: The "the's" which
the copy reader has had to cut
out of copy tumed in to the Log
office were cluttering up the An ex-local instructor, who 1 a bit of pondering to decipher,
worked as a riveter in the ship-but suddenly you come up with
yards during the war was coach-jolly Raleigh.
. place, SQ __ we gathered ·. 4P the
little articles and put them in
the ~tory folowing: ing a feminine novice: "Look," Active participants in this
he said, "I'm placing the rivet in brain exhausting game are Nate
the proper place. When I nod Heath, Terry Cady, Pat and Andy
my head, hit it with your ham-McCornack. Betsy Jakku. Abigail
The man behind the counter mer.'' T k ras • Johnny Savage, Horace
... She did!
in the snack bar said the highet" The instructor left a wife and
cost of tlie meat, the onions, the 1 foUl· children .
mustard, the buns, the salad
dt·essing, and the wrapping paper • · *
would force the hamburger man One of the English profs called I •
to cut down on the amount ot a student upon the carpet and
!he ingredients unless the stu-asked him if he wrote a certain
dents wanted to pay more than poem . without hedp. The student
the 20 cents the sandwiches now answered that he had, to which
cost.
The man said that the man­
agement will keep the .cost tlie
same as now i ( the stu<ient"
agree with the plan.
The students can vote on the
plan by getting a blank at the
counter, marking the ballot ana
putting it in the box at the end
of the counter in the snack bar.
Stafford, Johnson
Wew Pool Buddies
There they go, ann in arm,
hcaming faces and every­
thing. Who? Why Kenneth
Johnson, assistant professor of
English and William E. Staf­
ford, instructor of· English,
naturally.
Have you ever seen them? the prof said: "Then I'm pleased
to meet you, Lord Tennyson. I
thought you died years ago." Too
bad-he was a good student.
• •
There's a new difference be­
tween pessimists and optimists
going around lately. It seems
that a pessimist is one who
feels that all women are bad.
An optimist is one that hopes
so. Let it dt·op there.
• •
Couple of southern students
were talking about the new
fashions the other day. Said one:
"Honey, ah sho loves yo bath­
ing suit."
Tht" other came back with a
snappy: "Sho nuff?''
No. I: "It sho does."
• • • Board of Trustees
Announce Rules
At last! What you've been
hoping for has become a real­
ity. The board of trustees have
given peJ·mission for the instal-.
lation of a cigarette machine in
each building on the <;ampus.
Smoking will also be permit­
ted in the classrooms.
The decision came after a
committee, led by Philip Rich­
ards, junior campustry major,
appeared before .the board and
explained the dire need for the
sale of cigarettes on the cam­
pus. After a four-hour confer­
ence, the board brought in the
verdict- permission granted'
Skip This!
Stop reading right here. Didn't
you see the head? It said "Skip
This." There is no good reason on
earth why you should read any
further.
Hey! Didn't you see the first
sentence'? It distinctly told you
there is no sense in reading on.
Still with it? I thought so. By
now it's become an obsession with
you, you just have to see what
comes next. vingian girl . . . cumbersome NOTE: We learneS} that the
a course in the
Rote Memory system that may
help in some cases. two-wheeled carriage ... retreat- council offers
ing native 'of Chosen ... and so
on into the night.
Dr. S. 0. Bentley Added lo 'Faculty
As Progressive Ideas Take Hold
The appointment of Dr. Simon 1 tion. He boasts a record of forty-
0. Bentley to the faculty was re~ six jobs held in forty-six . differ­
vealed in a recent administra- ent colleg~s and universities
tion bulletin. Dr. Bentley grant~ since 1947. "I'm sowing my idea~
ed the Log an interview during across America like a modern
his get-acquainted tour of the Johnny Applejack," he crowde.
campus l~st ,;vee~, and described He attempted to express the
a course m Molton Picture Ap-emotion he felt when th · _ · t' ,, . e m precta ton he will teach. spiration for educational revolu-
"My progressive ideas have tion occurred to him, but lack­
caused much comment among ing adeqpate words, he merely
educators back East," he laughed. shrugged and admitted that
"This class of mine is a six-hom "Something just snapped."
affair-that _ is, two hours per . The doctor's biography is fea­
day, three' days a week. Each tured in the 1948 edition of the
period we will view a produc- National Education Association
tion fresh from Hollywood , in Black List.
order to obtairi a workable
knowledg e of the art-form . Writ­
ten assignments? Definitely not!
Motion Picture Appreciation i
said . . . how could a ·student
appreciate something he was re­
quired to make a report on?
Don't get the notion it's going tO'
be· a picnic, though; I'm rather
strict about attendance." Sirpo's Hot Seven
Featured at Club
Friday night will mark the
opening engagement of "Boris
Sirpo !!nd his Seven Little Dit-
Asked for his opini~n of Lewis ties," sensational new combo
and Clark, Dr. Bentley said, at the Music Hall Supper club.
"Well, of course I'm not familiar Sirpo, former conductor of the with your college as yet,. but
from what I've seen thus far I LC symphony, · was recently
' Of course, who hasn't? They
ar(' always together -lunch.
walking around the campus,
almost everywhere. Buddies,
through and through. From a recent sw·vey comes
this bit of enlightening informa­
tion: Statistics show that Yale
gt·ads have 1.3 children, while
Vassar grads have 1.7 which only
proves a time worn belief tha't
women have more children than
men. Now listen,
reading this? don't think I'm going to like it. fired for trying to jazz up a
why are-you still Just wait until the first faculty serious concert.
Compliments (so-called) fill
the air between them and
Johnson, with a sly smile, re­
vealed that Staffot·d has re­
cently taken up playing pool.'
So next time you see the
"Sunshine Kids," give 'em a
smile and a wave. They're good
Joes. • * •
The other day one of the re­
porters told the editor that he
wanted to do something big.
something clean. The editor re·
plied in a whimsical ·manner:
"Why don't you wash an ele­
phant?" So, I think I will. Bye,
kiddies. You may as well turn to an­
other page there's nothing here
that would interest you in the
least. meeting of the summer session, Said Sirpo, "I just wasn't al­
and you'll see the sort of pro• ·lowed to express myself around
gressive shakeup which only
little old Simon 0. Bentley can here."
promote. The other instructors The '"Ditties," consisting of
Well, here \ve are at lhe end may resent t't at #'--the.fr thr b t UJ."o.- ., ee o oes, wo flutes, a pic-
of this so-called masterpiece and usually do-but soon they'll olo and a french hom will per-
you haven't learned a thing have realize it's all for the best." form in true bebop style.
~ou? ~·. with?ut further adieu, Dr. Bentley brings a wealth "The oboe is here to stay,"
I m qu1tt~ng nght here--I of experience to his new posi-concluded Sirpo defiantly.
, • Friday, April 1. 1949 PIONEER LOG Paa-ThrH
Log Contribution Obviously Work of Pure Genius
:-~---------- ----------- --~-- --~~ ~-----= . Thomas Named New
Basketball Aid to Fix ~ ~~--•
~­
' comment on th9 question ': "~w do
8&:Reel?M
• important
thinks .:iiiiiiJI.. it .• 1gb time there \vas some
·~: ~ re between the· fa()ulty and· the teachers.
.· .~ . b'or his interview. JAr. S
·· utest green tie. brla•••dhwxtil .
IJ~t>rter wore .a. grey. b~ess suit w te two-1 .• , .... '._
;;~.::;~~-7~+ A new addition to the Pioneer coaching staff was announced
this week by athletic director Eldon Fix with the signing of Arnold
Thomas as assistant basketball coach. Thomas is a former all­
American with the Orange and Black casaba squads of the past two
years, and will assist Fix in the handling of future
teams. basketball
Thomas believes that, with the material coming up next year,
Lewis and Clark has the best
chance to win the district eight
title and go back to Kansas City
to play in the western NCAA
play-offs.
Those expected o retum next
season include Rod Downey, all­
American guard; Win Van Pelt,
all-coast center; Ed Reid, Olym­
pic team member; Bob "Clifr'
Sweet, set-shot artist, and Ed
Paul, the nation's leading scorer.
Two new players who are ex­
pected to crack the squad are
Bruce May, Ralph May's one-
' year-old son who has been grow-
ing two inches a week and by
next season ought to be seven Frosh Class
Picks nree
Slar Alhleles
Br Norm Prlhar
Last week the freshman class
elected three candidates to be
picked "freshman athlete of the
year." Those nominated were
Charlie Hudson, Lewis Wahl and
Dick McGhee.
. Above is. an example of what is expected of
anyone contributing copy .to the LOG. The staff
feels' that it is necessary to have certain stand­
ards and require everyone to comply. aged with the high standards. This is only an feet tal, and Francis Cox, trans­
example and is' admittedly chosen from the best. fer from Ke11tucky, who should
The judges fell that it was a close choice be-develop into one of the coun-
This won because it is obviously the work -------tween this ·and copy turned in by Ole. ·~ try's top guards.
However. the aspirant should ~~s.l Knox Dumps Kramer
Huston. Resigns, I Ellmers Wins Trophy New .Loq Policy In Exhibition Match Hudson, who enlightened the
world when he was horn, is one
of the school's top athletes. At
the age of four Chuck was thrill­
ing people by bending two-inch
steel bars into a figure eight,
with little effort. The summer
before he_ entered high school he
enterd a rodo and stold the show
with his bronc riding. He thrilled
the crowd by staying on one o{
the demons four seconds. While
in high school he lettered all
four :r.ears in five sports. They
were football, marbles ,track,
volleyball and basketball . At LC
Charlie was a top center on the
frosh basketball team. Bel•ma· s· J•gned as Dr. Hal W. Ellmers, head of LC
math department, was awarded Witp this issue, the LOG is
introducing a new policy.
From this date on, it will no
longer print the facts, it will
tend to be as sensational as
possible and attempt to be an
excellent example of yellow
journalism. We, the 'LOG
staff, hope you, the reader,
will appreciate our attempt to
ma'e the LOG a more read­
able and interesting college Last Saturday afternoon on
the splendid local tennis courts
Jack Kramer, na'tional profes­
sional champion, lost a gruelling
seven set match to the Pioneer
tennis coach Clyde Knox. Knox'9
winning score ran 0-6. 1-6, 0-6,
14-12, 6-0, 6-0, 20-18. New Head-.Menlor the Einstein trophy Tuesday
I night in the Civic auditorium, for
Lewis· and Clark's f 0 0 t b a 11 doing the most for the advance­
team, which is expected to rep-ment of mathematics .' Ellmers, I
resent the Pacific coast in the who believes in circulating ideas,
Rose Bowl come next January, left to the world this famous quo­Knox . battled gamely after
breaking his right arm in the
fourth set, and· continued by
using his left arm and )land. His
only comment after his easy vic-From Franklin high of Port­
land comes Wahl, who is one of
the nation's top tennis players .
He also is a terrific basketball
player. While Lewis was in grade
school he won the city ping pong will start the season with a new tation, ~'no red b\ood."
coach. Joe Huston, long-loved
COiiCh who has contributed more
to the gridiron game than any
other one person, has departed
from, the _Palatine Hill camps to
take over the head football post
at Oregon State college.
"Genial Jim" Beima, -former
LC all-American center, will
head the 1949 squad. When asked
how next year's squad would
look, Beima replied, "It looks like
a great team, and with Dick
"Doak" Walker back we should
go through the season without a
defeat. Walker is expected to lead
the balloting for the Reisman
trophy next fall.
Assisting Beima will be "Bub­
bling Bob" Misley, a former pig­
skin great from Lewis and
Clark's champion ship team of
1942.
Too Hot Weather
Slops Baseball
The weather has been a head­
ache for Coach Warren Smith,
Pioneer baseball boss. Smith had
to call off the game with Tongue
Point Navy last Saturday be­
cause of the intensity of the heat.
The temperature was 123 degrees.
Smitl;l hopes it will cloud up and
rain to settle the dust. Pitcher­
coach Lefty Wright passed out
from, a sun st.roke Tuesday after­
nco during practice. · "Player of
the Year," Clarence Kaufm!ln
swung so hard during batting
practice that the breeze from his
bat blew away enough dust to
dig a hole ten feet deep.
Players Go ProfeS"Sional
The American Basketball as­
sociation today announced that
they were lucky enough to_ ac­
quire ten of LC basketball play­
ers· to their league.
Players·reported to have sign·ed
contracts were: Bob Pollard, Bob
Deller, Willard Gish, Dean Sem­
pert, Merritt Kelsay, Hal Ell­
mers, Len Forsgren, Bryce Han­
ning, George Haviland and Bud
' Ho ford. • Womtn's Dorm Plans
Dropped for New Unit
Cons'truction of the new wom­
en's dormitory was cancelled to­
day in favor of a million dollar
men's housing unit made pob'!
sible by a gift from M)r. A. B.
Weinhard , west coast bottler ol
light refreshments.
The building t e n, t a t i v e 1 y
named Musty Manor, will fea­
ture such innovations as a .glass­
enclosed roof garden and private
bars for each suite of three
rooms. ,
After presentation of boUt
sides of the issue by ·the dean of
men and the dean of women, the
f~culty building committee voted
to substitute glass brick for win­
dows because of the building's
proximity to the women's resi­
dence. Dean Hartzfeld stressed
II economy in her plea for cleat•
glass panes. newspaper.
ThrDugh the KeyiJDie 1 tory was, "Just lucky, I guess."
championship. A letterman iri
basketball, tennis and track, he
topped Poncho Ganzales in the
semi-finals in the national tennis
champjonship tournament. Lewis
lost the championship game to
Clyde Knox, local ·tennis star.
I Wahl played rrosh basketball for Up in ·central Park· Gym
Scene pf Strolling Kids
LC and claims that if the rest
Eaton and Bud Bradley, Virginia of the team could have teamed
White and Gene Rabbe, Mary In ·the spiht of April Fool's day
we w.ould like to present a-list
of girls and lucky boys who may
be seen strolling up in Central
park.
Rolling up in their Stanle.,y
Steamers ; Shirley Bender and
Mark Hanna, Virginia Norman
and Bill Partlow, Joan Gordon
and Howard Fowler, Loretta
Kalmbach and Ed Paul, Abigail
Trask and Terrance Cady and
Donna Osterlund and Bob Godel.
Coaxin·g their Maxwells along
»'e'll probably see Grace Bing­
ham and Bob Pepper, Peggy Lou Campbell and ·John Fergi-to play with him they wouldn't have lost a game.
son, Jean Hearld and Loren Cow- McGhee also hails from the
gill and Sue Cook and Tom Trot-City of Roses. He entered LC
ta. last fa1L During his brief stay
Arriving on horseback may be at Washington high, he gradu­
Jerry Marks and Shirley Pease, ated in two years, McGhee
Moira Campbell and George played baseball on two world
Hendrl~ksen, Euphama. Hayn~s champion teams. One of the top
and Dtck Bvame, · Le~lte Cl~rm catchers in, baseball today, he
and Nathan Heath, Shtrley Gtbbs went through both seasons with­
and Don Deal, Lois Gaither and I out an error. Dick claims his
Bob Hilken, Eileen Senseney and batting isn't what it Should be.
Chuck Hudson, Diana Chambers In 1947 he only ·hit .503 and the
and Jack Marston, Noel Tanghe following season was even worse
and Bob Walker, Helen Hannah when he dropped doWn to .494 in
and Don Lindsay and Shirley 156 games. Dick might give
Kanzler and Art Bakke. Coach Warren Smith a break'
Swooping down in a relic from and turn out for ball here this
the Wright brothers' time we'll season. ·
see Mona Perkins and Clah' Ros-
kum, Donna Knutso~ and Art
Do some song titles remind you of people? Here are some peo-Silva, Pat Costello ~nd Bob Fa­
pie that remind us of song titles. What do you think? Who's Who in Song Titles
Revealed by Music Morons
Local Trackslers
Head for Tryouts ber, Marge Hoare and Hal Knap-
Winslow Van PelL .. ·--·-·· ............. -~---"··--··--... ·-·"Your Feet's Too Big" per, Georgeanne Thein and Pete
Ray PoindexteL ................ ·--···--······· .. -·········-·:-........... "Far Away Places" Hahn, Gloria Swanson and Jim
Donna Osterlund ---·---·--·····--··-· ····-·--·---·-.. -·-··---·-··--·-········· ..... "Temptation" Potts, Ina Campbell and Marv Track coach Eldon Fix this Jerry Marks ........... ·-··-·-····-.. ·-----· ... -··----·-·-··· ............. "Careless Hands" Axtell, and Lee Shelley and Jane
Tom Shore ...... ·--·--····-······---····----···--··-··-····----·· -·------"Blue Champagne" Payn. week released a list of LC men
Shirley Kanzler ..... ·--····-·· .. ·--···---·----·-·-·-·-·----···--······· ."That's My Desire" Peddling in on a bicycle built who will travel to New York for
Duane DozieL .. -........ ·--··-"··--·-·----·-···-·············--·-···--·········· ······-----·-"Margie" for two we'll undoubtedly see the next Olympic tryouts. Those
Bob SweeL ...... -····-----··--·-··--·-··------·--·--------·-····· ... . ..... . ....... "So Tired" Nancy Becker and Danny Dan-going are: Fred Wilson and Bob
June McNeiL ................ --.--:·--···-······ ·---L-·--------·-·"Buttons and Bows" iels, Dolly Withington and Neil Pollard, high jumpers; Dean
Janet Morgan --·-··-··----·······--....... "Powder Your Face With Sunshine" Farmer, Eileen Jones and Jim Moore and Hal Ellmers, pole
Bob Hoefling . ___ ,_ .. _______ . ______________ ··----·-·-------!-··--··--·----·--·"Paper Doll" Templeton and Thelma Roos and vaulters; Ar~ Bakke and Chuck
Jean Mcintyre .---··------·--·· .. ··----·----------·-·-·-·"l'm Through With Love" Ralph Nelson, Beverly Martin Gengler, sprmter:; .Lowell Haef-
Virginia White ___________ ......... -.. ------·--·---- -.. ·--·--·-···-·· --·-·-·-·"Over There" and Bob Misley, Katie Moore and fele and. Herb Wtl~tams, hurdles;
Shtrley Bender and Mark Hannah--·---·-·-·-·····-·--·-·----"Tea for Two" Ed Hardt and Elaine Mickelson I Bud Whtte, half mtle; Pete Hahn,
~=~~:raB~~:~~ ;.·_·.·~~~;'Clg~; tt~~-.-W-hi~k~; -~-;;d-W-tid:·~~~ ~:a:::~:: I and Don Stamm. m~flson : Pollard. Moote and
Gloria· Hutchins .. ---·····--·----··----·-·-· -··-----······-----·-······· ···-"Empty Saddles" Bakke will make up the relay
Byron Kelham--···------·--·-·-···------·-··--.. -··-·----·--· ---··----·-"1'11 Walk Alone" Fight promotor Joe Lewis an-team in the two-mile event. Pol-
Warren Wilson ... ~--·-------··--·--··- .. ------···------"I Cover the Waterfront" nounced today that Dean White, lard will be the anchor man apd
Merrit Ke~aY ---·-··- ···-----..:··----·-·- ----·--·· ---·----· .. -··-·--"Don't Fence Me In" LC winner of the smoker last run the last lap in the race.
Ed Sandin ... -·······---·---.. --·--------"Don't Get Around Much Any More" week, will meet the winner of I "Ole" Ennis will go along with
Bob Devin----·--··----------·--------·-----·-·-----·-.. "Prisoner of Love" the Wolcott and Charles fight in the squad as chaperone, business
Ed Paul. ______ ... :-·-------·--·----·---.. ·-------··---"You Can't Be True Dear" Madison Square Garden next manager, cheer leader and fac-
Marilyn Sannerud .......... ---·-·--·--·- ------·----''On a Sunday Afternoon " April l. ulty adviser. ,
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Chest D1·ive.to Open
An All-Faculty talent show at the Tuesday, April 5,
assembly, will highlight the Campus Chest drive beginning
April 4.
Bob Hallock, committeeman in charge of the show, says,
"The faculty may be able to teach, but come to the Campus
theater Tuesday and see what else they can do."
Admission to the show will be 25 cents, with the pro­
ceeds going to the Campus Chest.
Explaining the consolidated chest, Keith Burns, Campus
Chest chairman, said, "It is essential that the drive is a suc­
cess, so the Campus Chest fund may be firmly established,
and generous contributions are necessary so that charitable
organizations will feel satisfied with the Campus Chest con­
solidation of contributions into one drive. ,
Students will be contacted through classroom solicita-
• tions, which will be conducted Wednesday, April 6 at 9 a. m.
Burns said that all students will be contacted and that
pledges may be given Wednesda y morning. These pledges
will be due Thursday , April 7.
Reitz To Play Concert
'Up in Central Park' Gym PIONEER LOG
Student· Eleclio·n
N ominalions Due·
For Next Contest
Nominations for student body
officers for the year 1949-50 m u'st
be made next week, April 4 to 8,
according to Hal Guddat, elec­
tion board chairman. Official pe­
titions may be obtained by any
member of the ASLC in the stu-
dent body office. •
Petitions must be returned to
the student body office with the
signatures of 75 members of
ASLC not later than Friday noon,
April 8.
Offices to be filled are· those
of president, vice-president, sec­
retary, and treasurer. The com­
missioners are appointed by .the
newly elected executives. Quali­
fications for the various elective
offices are specified in the ASLC
Constiution.
The name of a member shall
not appear on more than one pe­
tition.
Guddat urged that students cir­
Here it is April Fool's day again and what better occa-culating petitions for candidates
sion than this for a girl to ask one of the boys to join her read carefully the qualifications
up in Central Park for the sorority council dance tomorrow as enumerated above. Nominees
night? will make campaign speeches in · · ' I a student body assembly on
The college gym m Central Park w1ll be the scene of Th d A .1 21 d th 1 , . . . . . urs ay, pn , an e e ec-
the mformal gtrl-ask~boy affair. Pnce of ?drnJ ~SlOn to Johnny 1 tions will take place on the fol-
Rettz's band concert IS $1.50 a couple. Reitz Will play for the lowing day, Friday, April 22.
couples dancing in the <~tmos­
phere of gay nineties gas lights
and sillouettes of strolling cou­
ples oi· those sitting and listen­
ing on the park benches from 9
to 12 p. m. 'Up in Central Park' Saturday Friday. April I, I !ft9
Pat Thelma Dolores
Three Final May Queen Hop:efuls
Steen, B~awden, Boos at Polls Today
A queen to rule over the 41st also comprise the· queen's court.
annual May Day to be held on Class members will vote on
the campus May 6 and 7 will be 1 princess candidates in separate
elected today when the student meetings to be held at 12:30
body cast their ballots in a final Tuesday.
election from 9 to 2:30 at polls
in the gymnasium and student
center. Trackslers Run
Ag ~ainst Portland,
OSC Tomorrow The two runners-up in the
election will automatically be­
come crown princesses. Election
results will be released in next
Friday's LOG, according to Janet
Morgan, general chairman of
May Day. · The Pioneer thinclads take to
Ten senior women were elimi-th . d
nated from the race last Friday e em ers tomorrow for the first
when voters named Thelma Roos, trac~ mee~ of the season at Cor­
Pat Steen and Dolores Bawden valhs agamst Oregon State and
. . th . ~.1 I Portland. wmners m e pnmary tv ay
Queen election, according to Hal Coach Eldon Fix announces the
Guddat, election board chair-following men will take part in
the meet; 100 and 220, Bud White man.
Petibons are being circulated and Dick Walker; 440, Francis
for class princesses, who will Cox and Herb Williams; 880, Gor-
don Makinster and Pete Hahn;
Lc Ba eb II mile, Dean Moore; 2 mile, Bob
1 s a ers McEnany and Bill Jennings; high Entertainment during inter­
mission of the park band con-'
cert will be provided by Lyla
Hutchison, Shirley Bender,
Du~ne sV:.anson and Dick Grif­
fith from Lewis Clark's variety
show. I o w bf hurdles, Hank Ehlringer and Dale
I ppose e QQIS Thomlinson; low fl.urdles, Archie
J • McCrae and Ralph Phillips; J ave-
The pioneer baseball team willllin, Will Stephens; discus, Dick
open the season's action this aft-Larson; high jump. Chuck Gen­
Chaperoning the guys and gals
strolling through the park will
be patroness and patronesses,
Dt·. and Mrs. Charles W. How­
ard, Mrs. Hester Turner, Miss
Elvie }'redrickson and Mr. and
Mrs. George Horner.
The Lewis nnd Cl:lrk "han­
some cab" will leave the Sal­
mon street bus depot at 7:40
p. m. Because this is a regu­
lar t·un the driver must be
asked to stop at the. college.
A bus will leave the campus
at 12 p. m. •
Cillege Chorus Open
College chorus practice is now
being held in M-2 Monday and
Wednesday, 2:30 to 3:20 p. m.,
L. Stanley Glarum, director, has
announced. He reports the group
is growing and anyone interested
in singing may join the group
without tryouts. It seems that boy accepts girl's invitation and Bob H~tlleck
plans to be "Up in Central Park" Saturday night with Pat Boals.
It's the inter-sorority spring informal from 9 to 12 in the gym.
Commerce Club Meets
1 N 1 1 S k
The Commerce club is show-ag ey Q pea
ing a series of movies in B-10 at 1 AI c • 1rh 1
12 noon. The next one, April 7, is om1ng \1 ape
"Two Salesmen. "
--~~--------
Mnnba.
1=\.ssocialed Colle~ Pr~ss
Oftt01al pubUoaUon of tha Aoaoc1ate4 8\utleato of Lawta ,...
cnarlt oonara.
PubUoha4 w .. ltl;y 1\urtnr the couara ;year. Bubocl'lpUoll ""'-'
IU.&O per ;year.
·~~:r Bl\ttor ................. ..... 11 .. ,.. Bemperl Bporto ........................ Johll Boetuar
Aooo01ata Bl\1\or ........ Jtm. Cl&ftoll Bo01et)' ..................... Jeall •obi._..
Aoollotallt :BI\1\or ...... Jaut KOlrl&ll Cartoolllot .............. Ba;y JPol.llGene"
ll'eatulreo .............. •onn Boh.....sq. ll'roofr .. au ..................... Bob 11~11
CllroulaUon ...................................................................... ~lleva Buol, J&lle P&:Jil
a.portars : BW Annotronr, Al't Atkiooon, Balrbara Brnllller, PlOJ'4 Cum-
miu, Bob llevtn, lluano llostor, John :Blwoool, Joall Killl, Jerr-r
Karlto, Dloll: ll'htWpo, Golle Babe, 11artl)'ll 8....,.ru4 ..,.4 vtrrtllla
Whlt• ~ ..,_ Wl'lten: Joan Hills, Norm Prlhar, Tom Shore, Herb Wllllamo Ilr. Winfield E. Nagley, profes­
sor of religion, will SIJeak on the
subject, "Op. Seeing the Sky"
Th'ursday, April 7, in Copeland
Memorial chapel.
Joining the faculty, after get­
ting his Ph.D. from the Univer­
sity of Southern California , Dr.
Nagley has had varied experi­
ence in the field of religion.
During the war, he was with
the Presbyterian church in Bur­
bank, California. He also saw
duty as chaplain with a cavalry
outfit on the Mexican border.
Perhaps ·outstanding is his ex­
perience teaching reli~ion to
classes in San Quentin prison.
He was graduated with his
B. D. degree from the San Fran­
cisco Theological seminary. Fol­
lowing graduation he did post.­
graduate work at Yale university .
He also has taught other classes
in religion and ethics, and for a
while was active in personal
guidance work for Lockheed air­
craft. ernoon with a doublehead er gler and Larson; pole vault, Art
against the University qf Oregon Bakke and Gengler; broad jump,
on Fisher ·field. Last Saturday's Bakk"e, Phillips and Milt Staple;
game was postponed so this will mile relay team, Hahn, Staple,
I be the first action for the locals. Williams and Cox.
Coach Warren Smith has nom-
' inated Don "Lefty" Wright as the
' sfarting pitcher in the first game
with either Cliff Wells or Dick
Knapp catching. In the second
game Ed Paul, Bob Devin or
Chalmers Musgrove will start all
the rest seeing action.
Game time has been set for
1 p.m.
THIS WEEK
April 4-8 .
Student Body Officer nom­
inations. (Petitions avail-1
able in Student Body office.)
Friday. April 1
9:00-2:30-May
elections, gym
center.
Saturday, April 2 Queen final
and student
S:OO p. m.-Track meet vs.
Vanport, Fisher field.
9:00 p. ui.-"Up in Central
Park," inter-sorority inform­
al, gym.
Sunday. April 3
4:00 p. m.-Choi r concert,
First Presbyterian church,
Salem.
Monday. April t
8:00 p. m.-KGON Pioneer
Hour (Socialized Medicine) .
Tuesday. April 5
11:00 a. m.-Ail-Faculty Re­
view (Campus Chest Bene­
fit), Theater.
Thursday. April 7
11:00 a. m.-"On Seeing the
Sky," Dr. Winfield Nagley,
chapel.
4:30 p. m.-KPFM , Music
from L e w is and C 1 a r k
(Joyce Gittings, Chalmers
Musgrove{ .
Friday. April 8
2:00 noon-Deadline for pe­
titions for nominating stu­
dent body officers, student
body office. •
3:00 p. m.-Baseball game
vs. OSC, Fisher field.
• Kotschnig to Speak .
In B-30 Today al 2:30
Walter M. Kotschnig, chief of
the Departm ent of State's Divi­
sion of the United Nations Eco­
nomic and Social Affairs, will
speak to the student body today
at 2:30 p. m. in room :io of Bo·
dine.
Mr. Kotschnig, who is a noted
~peaker on international rela­
tions, will appear under the aus­
pices of Forrest C. Blood's class in
co~temporary economic thought
and L. Edward Shuck's class in
United States government. Stu-
1 dents wiJl be excused from class
to attend the talk.
Mr; Kotschnig has had an ex­
tensive background in interrta­
tional relations. F'rom 1925-33 he
was secretary-~eneral of the In­
ternational Student Service, Ge­
neva.
He was appointed to his pres­
ent post in 1945. He has partici­
pated in many international con­
ferences and is the author of
several bopks and numerous ar-
ticles. •
Dr. Dubach to S~ak
To Clackamas Group
Dr. U. G. Dubach, head of the
political science department, will
speak on the topic, "Your Nation
and Mine," before the Clackamas
county homemakers group to­
night.
Sunday evening he will speak
at the Rose City Presbyterian
church on the application of
Christian principles to Russia.
Monday he will speak before the
Youth and Government group at
the YMCA, and Wednesday to
the Oswego Worn n's club. •
Spring is here,
The grass is riz.
I wonder where
My four points. is.
VOLUME VII
' LEWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE ESTABLISHED 1867
PoJ'tlancL Oregon. Friday. April 8. 19t9 Baseball game
Today at 1 p. m.
Against the Beavers
On Fisher Field.
Number 25
Students Name Thelllla Roos May Queen
#Religious Emphasis#-Program It's Trillium Time Brunelle to Rule Over F eslivilies
· . On LC Campus
· To F ealure F·our Churchmen in ~~i: ~~~0 b::~r:~:u r~~a:~~ 0' 39th Annual Campus Celebration
In Annual Pre-Easter Servic·e bu;~~a~~.ddon·t let spring fever
cany you and our beautiful
Based on the theme, "Why Religion?" Religious Emphasis week
will begin Monday, April 11; and continue through April 14. Ar­
rangements and the program are nearing completion under the di­
rection of Eileen Senseney, sophomore religion major, and her
committee of eigh,t students. wild flowers away. Remember ,
it's naughty to pick trilliums,
.be c a u.s e a trillium that's
plucked never blooms again. Thelma Roos, senior art major, was named queen of the
39th annual May Fete festivities, which will take place on
the campus May 6 and 7, according to Hal Guddat , election
board chairman. The close rase, which was balloted by the
student body in an election last Friday, also named runners -
up Pat" Steen and Dolores Bawden as crown princesses in the
---------------------------,May Fete court.
Lc 'T'. t 'T'. D Due to a long a~embJ..y last
SCHEDULE
Monday .L rus ees .L urn own Tuesday, three of the classes
10:00--Dr . Paul S. Wright, "Relevance of the Christian Point of
View," Campus Theater. . 'AT 1 ~ p11 were unable to meet and elect a .
J. vationa r raternity lea princess, so class meetings will
be held or ballots will be distrib-
12:00--Dr. Paul S. Wright, "Skeptics' Hour," Drawing Room.
· Tuesday '
11 :00-The Reverend Brooks M'Oore, "Alternatives to Religion," . Campus Theater. _ National fraternities will not come to LC-at least not for an-uted to class member~ within
other five years. The board of trustees considered the question at the next week so that the class
a meeting April 4 and decided almost unanimously against the princesses may• be announced
establishment of a national fraternity program on the campus. in next week's LOG, according to
12:00--The Reverend Brooks Moore, "Skeptics' Hour," Drawing In a letter to Fred Barnum, president of the inter-fraternity Janet Morgan, May Fete chair-
Room. council, President Morgan S. Odell wrote: man.
7 :30--Firesides of Residence Dormitories. "The members of the Board of Trustees do not beli"'v"' that the Four hundred sixty-five ballots
Wednesday
11:00-The Reverend Herbert Butt: "How Can Christianity Realize
Itself?" Campus Theater. 'As You Like II'
·comedy May 6-7;
Davis Picks C'ast values of national fraternity were counted in the May Queen
membership as over and above election.
local fraternity membership out-,
12:00-The Reverend Herbert Butt: ·"Skeptics' Hour," Drawing
Room: weigh the costs academically,
personally, socially and finan­
cially w hi c h nationalization
seems to produce." 7:30--Firesides of Greek Letter organizations.
Thursday 1 Students Cbmmende<i
11:00--The Reverend S):l.erwood Wirt, "Summary of Religious Em­
phasis Week," Campus Theater. The cast of "As You Like It"
by William Shakespeare, directed
by Betty Davis, assistant to Ar­
thur Coe Gray, drama depart-Dr. Odell expressed the appre­
ciation of the board for the man­
ner in which local fraternity
members conducted. themselves
during discussion of this ques­
tion. 12:00-Dr. Odell, Dr. Anderson and Chaplain Harrington, Com­
munion Service. Madrigal Singers presenting "Seven Last
Words." ment head, who is in charge of
Theta Kappa; Coach Joe Hu-the technical staff, was an­
ston, Lambda Phi Epsilon; Dr. nounced this week. Performance
Franklin Hudson, Westminster dates are set for May 6 at 8:30 in
Presbyterian church, A I ph a the Campus 'theate'r 'and· a· 'riiati­
Gamma; Dr. Wirt, Alpha Rho nee May 7 at 3 p. hl. Dr. John Lang Anderson, fac­
ulty adviser for Religious Em­
phasis week, explained that Re­
ligious Emphasis week is for· the
purpose of examining the role of
religion in highe~ education and
to see how it can be made more
effective.
This year fireside and discus­
sion groups will meet during the
'week. Plans are being made to
enable the classes, either through
guest leaders or the regular fac­
ulty, to discuss relative subjects
on the pertinent theme. The
"skeptics' hour" will be an in­
formal discussion on the topic
of the speaker of the ·day.
The Reverend Sherwood E.
Wirt, director of Congregational
student work at the University
of Washington, will be on the
campus throughout the week. He
was grl!duated from· the Univer­
sity of California in 1932, and for
the next seven years worked on
daily papers in California, Ha­
wali and Alaska.
He gave up journalism to
enter the Pacific School of Re­
ligion in Berkeley, · California.
Gr!lduating cum laude, Rever­
end Wirt then attended ~e­
ton seminary. Before assumi'ng
his present position, he served
as a chaplain in the army air
forces for 26 months.
Dr. Paul Wright is minister · of
the First Presbyterian church.
Reverend Brooks Moore is pastor
of the First Methodist church of
Salem, and Reverend Herbert
Butt Ia on the faculty at Mult­
nomah School of the Bible,
The faculty has agreed to ex­
cuse classes in which the ma­
jority of students wish to attend
the services, Dr. Anderson re­
ported. Individuals will be ex­
cused by· insb;uctors in classes
where the entire class does not
wish to attend.
Leade~ of fireside discussion
groups and their groups will be:
Dr. U. G. Dubach, Delta Tau
Rho; Dr. Anderson, Sigma_Alpha
Sigma; Dr. Winfield E. Nagley,
Signfa Rho; Reverend David Sea­
man of the Wesl~y Foundation, Omega; Dr.· Ray Walker, First "As You Like It" is a criticism
Baptist church, Olympians. of pastoral sentiment , an exam-
Committee members arranging ination of certain familiar ideas
Religious Emphasis week are: concerning the simple life and
E i I e en S.enseney, chairman; the gol'Hen age. It is· not satire;
Verne Clark and Lois Gaither, its examination is conducted "The trustees," continued Dr.
Odell, "felt·. ,that tile pj'esent
practices of most of thE! out­
standing national fratetfiities hild
not yet reached the level de­
sired in connection with the gen­
eral educational philosophy of
Lewis and Clark college."
' Social Frat Plan
During the discussion period,
publicity; Robert Peters, Fred without prejudice. the administration formulated a
Moore, Ginger Hai:lowe, Joan The cast is Dolly Withington, plan for tl)e organization of na-
Muck, Bob Duncan and Bob Rosalind·, Bee Jay Harr1's, Celia,· 1 f · · th tiona! socia ra\ermhes on e
Kiser, program. l Virginia Wion, Phebe,· Sally d h campus, should the boar ave
Rose, Audrey; Carl Selby, Duke voted in favor of the issue. The
UNESCO Commission Frederick; Verne Clark, LeBeau; plan proposed that only those
Bob Walker, Charles; R. L. Tabor, fraternities having on written
First Annual Meeting Duke Senior; Bob Smith, Amiens; statement in their constitution
Harold Wood, Jacques; Carleton prohibiting membership due to
Slated al Reed Meel Van' Arnam, Oliver; Dick Cald-race, religion, or color would be
well, Jacques De Boys; Harry considered, and that only those
Oregon com m is s ion for Godsil, Orlando; Don English, nationals that have a record of
UNESCO will meet for its first Adam; Bob Brown, Touchstone; . excellent cooperation with local
state conference at Reed college Lee Arnett, Corin; Dick Hickok, colleges would be considered.
beginning Fr1day and Saturday, Silvius; Sandy Richardson, Wil- More than 50 per cent of the
April 8 and 9. The theme of me )iam; Terry Cady, First Lord; student body appeared at the
meetings will be "You and Bud Bradley, Second Lord; Phyl-polls to cast ballots on· the fra­
UNESCO in Your Community." lis Zenger, Dennis; June Mac-ternity-sorority election. A large
College students will hold spe-Neill, Hymen; Mona Perkins, proportion of the total vote was
cial meetings to discuss methods First Trumpeter; and Alice Irv-cast by men. Virtually all Greeks
of promoting the commission's ing, Second Trumpeter. voted while only two-fifths of
aims on Oregon ·school campuses. The technical staff under Gray the independents registered any
Dr. Charles Schleicher, pro-includes Joan Gordon and Paul opinions on the issue.
fessor of political ~science from Metzger, properties; D o 1 ores Frat Men 'Vble
University of Oregon, will ad-Harper, Bebby Boone, Doreen Of the 659 votes cast, 387 were
dress a special conference meet-Davis and Shirley Arbour, cos-in favor of national fraternities
ing of college and high school tumes; Dave Thayer and Annice while 272 were against them.
studen.ts April 9. A panel en-Foott, lighting; and Joan Stoner, Fraternity members were four to
titled "The Challenge of Under- stage manager. one in favor of nationals while
standing" will be preeented by independent men favored them
four foreign students from Ore-S h S d G by a 15-vote margin.
gon colleges. Mary Willfort, peeC IU 8DfS 10 iVe National sororities, having been
so'phomore, will speak on the Easter Drama on KGOI voted down by the student body,
panel. ' were not an issue at the board
All students who are interest- The Pioneer Hour on KGON at meeting in which the fraternity
ed in the program may attend 8 I>· m. April 11 will feature an question was considered. Faculty
with membei'IJ of the LC lnterna- Easter drama. Shirley Hillary voting on both national groups
tional Relations club. and Sally Rose as Pilate's wife earlier was overwhelmingly
A d. to Dr J F c d M d lrv'-·• J '--·-against their installation on the ccor mg , • • . ramer, an ary an uo.a o • .._
director of Portland extensioD. and Don Hagan as Pilate and a campus.
and director of Oregon UNESCO, }\oman soidier. Otto Roth, bass, .-------------,
two well-known speakers on the' will sing religious selections. Ecater Vacatiop Soon
program will be Kenneth Hoi- Music from Lewis and Clark
land, U. S. counselor for UNESCO over KPFM at 4:30 p. m. April 14 ' Easter vacation will begin
affairs in Paris, and Dr. Frimk will present music in the spirit Thursday, April 14• at 5 p. m.
Munk, professor of political icl-of Holy week by Howard Roth, and continue tnrough Tues-
ence at Reed college. tenor. day, April 19. Watercolor Artist
To Show Work
In College Exhibit
An exhibition of watercolors of
western landscapes by Willard
C. Johnson, noted Northwest art­
fst, vtill be on. display in the col­
lege theater April 10 through 30,
under the direction oi'thl!"colleg
iti department, · "'
Johnson , born in Minneapolis ,
Minnesota, in J902, studied at the
Hubert Roop art school and the
Art Institute of Chicago. Fourteen
summers spent working for the
U. S. Forestry service and hob­
bies of skiing and mountain
climbing gave him a love and
understanding of western scen­
ery which is a dominant subject
in his paintings.
The works of Willard Johnson
have been exhibited in Chicago
at the International Watercolor
shows, Finley galleries and Chi­
cago Society of .Artists show, in
Springfield, lllinois, at the North­
west Territory show and Illinois
State museum, in Spok~ne ·mu­
seum, in Elfstrom gallery in Sa­
lem and many other private gal­
leries.
Templeton Gives,
Receives Award
Generosity got its reward
Thursday night at the Presi­
dent's annual banquet for cam­
pus organization 'presidents.
·Following a plea for funds
to support displaced students
from Europe, Herbert Temple­
ton, chairman of the board of
trustees arose and personally
pledged $50 .
"That deserves a kiss," de­
clared Rosemary Loder and
with no lack of popular sup­
port suited action to words.
Bud Bradley's $25 pledge on
behalf of Olympians apparent -,
ly was below "kiss parr."
Marshall Sawyers scored the
boll. mol of the evening in his
short speech on college im­
provements. "We'd like to see
Bodine faced with building
stone or brick like Dr.' Odell
and man,y others," he stated
solemnly .