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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College’s Student-Run Newspaper
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Volume 7, Number 23. 6 p.
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Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
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Pioneer Log Staff
Date
1949-03-02
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IN THE G't'l''l/ AST ~ ;
A1 L
SOCIAL LIFE/ -
PIONEER LOG
I Pioneer Portraits .
Paul All-Around
Player for LC
Athletic T earns
By Herb Williams . Friday, March 18. 1949
'Football Practice To Start,
Fall Schedule Announced
Plans for spring football have land; Oct. 21, Whitman at Walla
been announced by' coach Joe I Walla; • Oct. 28, Willamette at
Huston this week setting the Salem; No. 5, Pacific at LC;
opening practice session for Nov. 12, open; Nov. 19, bye;
April 1. Anyone who wants to Nov. 24, Portland U. at the
can turn out for the practice to Stadium.
be held each afternoon from Huston is trying to fill the
3:30 to 5 o'clock. Nov. 12 date with an away-Ed Paul, five-foot-eleven-inch,
one hundred seventy-nine pounds
of all around athlete is the sports
figure for this week. A local
Portlander , he attended Benson
high from 1941 to. 1944. At the
Mechanics school Ed lettered
three years in basketball at Fundamentals -and condition- from-home game.
MARCH25
COKE HOTDOGS guard, two years in football in ing will be stres~ed for the six
the backfield, and one year in week work session to be ended
baseball as a fireball pitcher. with an intrasquad scrimmage.
He also took part in other Huston wm also present new
school activities when he was a formations and plays that he ex
member of the Hi-Y, Letterm en's pects to put into operation next
club and held a high position on fall.
the fire squad and served on the At the same time Huston an-
executive board. nounced the football schedule for
8:00PM -------------------- -------=---------------Paul enrolled here in the fall next fall. Highlight of the sea
of 1947 and took up physical edu-son will be a game Thanksgiv
cation as a major. Ed has earned lng Day in Multnomah stadium
two varsity letters at quarter-agairist Portland university's
back on the Pioneer football Pilots. The Pioneers and the
team. He turned out for basket-Pilots will be meeting for the
ball this last season and saw ac-first time on the gridiron in a AMS Smoker Will Feature
t. t b th . d d f d benefit game for the Portland ton a o guar an orwar . . .. Boxing, Wres.tlin, g and Food fo;h~s :ral;i~~g h~oi:it;~;in:n h~~: I fn;h~ep~:~~e;: ~~:~·tt::ii com-
plete the round of athletic C04fi-
The second annual AMS smok- Top wrestler s are Reuben baseball team! limbering UJ? his petition with the hill-top squad,
cr will be given in the honor of Babch and Eldon Stender, heavy-· right arm to pitch for the Pio-with athletic teams of both
DAD, March 25. All men and weights. Johnnie Johnson and neers. schools vieing against each other
their fathers arc invited to the company, Studio of Body Culture. As for the future, Ed wants to in their respective sports.
gala affair. No admission will be I will put on a performanc e of mus-continue in active athletics and Another highlight is the ten
charged. Program , under the su-cle control. Chuck Babin, student learn the fundamentals of physi-tative scheduling 'of the Nov. 5
pervision of Bud Hosford, will of LC, will perform on the paral-cal education to be a coach in homecoming game with Pacific
consist of boxing, wrestling and lei bars. some high school in this vicinity. university for Fisher Field. The
other events, which will be One little secret that Ed tells is earlier game against Linfield
topped off with free food. Sk PI that he works in the lumber may also be played here.
Boxing bouts will feature Ray . iers ace High camps during the summer to Complete · schedule is as fol-
Howie, 130-poundet-, who reached keep in shape for the coming lows: Sept. 17, Western Wash-
the semi-finals in the state AAU In SUD Valley football season and to build up ington at Bellingham; Sept. 24,
matches last wee+:. Other con- those mil(hty musclc,s ior the Southern Oregon at Portland;
tenders are Ray Cramer, 195 J •t t• J M I women·to marvel Cll(er when the Oct. 1, College of Idaho at Cald-
pounds; Bob Strutz, 168 pounds: DVl ta lOna ee following school term starts. well; Oct. 15, Linfield at Port-
Bud Baker. 165 pounds: Gene Local skiers returned from Sun p· B k b 11 R d s B
Arvidson , 155 pounds; Dick Mac-Valley early this week after rnak-1 lOneer as ei a ecor s el y
M.illian, 135 pounds; Dick Kirch- mg a very good showmg m the
ner, 137 pounds;,George Hexter, Sun Valley ski club invitational Senl·ors Pollard Sempert·l·n Play
110 pounds; and Bill Taylor, 155 meet held last Saturday and Sun- I ·
pounds. Anyone still interested in day. Highlight of the meet was Lewis and Clark's two senior
1. Pollard holds the total point
participating irt the bouts may the fastest slalom runs posted by basketball stars, forward Dean record for his college career with
contact Hosford. two Lewis and Clark men. Sempert and center Bob Pollard, 887 pomts m 80 games for the
Pilot Sp ~lashers
Outscore Locals In class B Jerry Fullman's sec-hold almost all of the individual Orange and Black. This is an av
ond run was the fastest of the scoring records in this college, erage of slightly more than 11
da,Y, while Don Allison's first run according to statistics compiled points per game. ·scmpcrt holds
was the fastest in class C. Their b)! athletic director Eldon Fix. the free throw percentage high
other runs were a little slower. with 132 hits out of 193 attempts
Fullman came in eighth in Track Prospects for a .684 average.
class B downhill and fourth in the ' In the matter of single game Scoring Totals
Show Pione·ers
.Rank N·ear Top
Figures released by the con
ference statistician show that
Dean Sempert finished second in
Northwest conference scoring
with a total of 138 points in 10
games, Bob Pollard, Pioneer cen
ter ranked fifth with 123 poin!:
in the same number of games.
Jack Heron of Whitman led the
league with 149 tallies. Jim and
Bob Johnson of ·wmamette were
third and fourth with 129 and
126 points respectively.
Lewis and Clark ranked second
in both team offense and team de
fense. Willamette had the lead
ing offense with 63.1 points per
game while LC rang up a total
of 58.5 , points. In defense Pa
cific led with an average of 51.3
while the local squad held their
opponents to -53.1 points per con-
test. ·
In other individual scoring
guard Rod Downey ranked 12th
' with 84 points, forward Gordon
Mills 13th with 75 points and
guard Merritt Kelsay 23rd with
61 points.
Fred Wilson finished with 38
tallies, Merrill Peterson 20, Hal
Ellmers 18, Win VanPelt 15, Dean
White 6, Arnold Thomas 4 a!ld
Ed Paul 3.
Golf Scores lo
Determine-Team Portland universit.Y bested the
Pioneer swimmers la~t Tuesday
night at the Pilot pool, scoring 42
points to the locals 24 tally. The
free style relay team of Don Sem
pert, Bob Pollard. Bill Preble and
Bill Antis took one of the two LC
first places. slalom event. Class c finishing Include Seven records Pollard 'has scored the
was as follows; slalom, Allison most field goals, a total of 12
fourth, and George Anderson L w against Reed in 1947. Sempert Qualifying rounds for the Pia-
tenth; downhill, Anderson tenth, elter inners has the highest total score in a neer golf team will start March
Allison thirteenth. game with .his 29 points against 21 a~d last until March 31, ac-.
Warren Wilson took first in the
100-yard breaststroke. In the 40-
yard free style Sempert and Pol
lard tied for third. Bob Cairns
took second in the 220 free style
and third in the 100-yard back
stroke.
In fancy diving Semper! was
second and Jim Goddard third.
Bit! Antis was second in the 100-
yard free style.
Forbis Drama Monday No combined results were giv-j With only two weeks of prac-Linfield this past season. cordmg to team coach Charles
en so the overall finishing could tice remaining before the first A total of 348 points scored this 1 Haldors. There is to be 72 hole
not be determined. A former LC Pioneer. track meet of the season, past year puts SemJ?ert ahead in medal play to determine the
student, Jim Harris, competed in any new prospects that intend the highest season total. His 11!8 members of the team.
the meet. He finished eighth in to turn out, should contact coach field goals is also the most scored, All. those trying out should
both the slalom and downhill. Eldon Fix immediately. Clare while Pollard made 78 free turn m thea· scorecards to Hal
This weekend the conference Madsen will serve as track man-throws in 1947 to lead in that dors at the bookstore. Matches
ski meet will be held in the Ski ager and needs a 'couple of as-department. may be played at the Top o' Scott
B I M H d Guard Rod Dow. ney ha"s the golf course. ow at t. oo . Teams from sistants, those looking for the job
Pacific, Whitman, Willamette and should see him or the coach. highest gift toss percentage, .772, First man to post a score was
Lewis and Clark are thus f<jr en-Coach Fix announces that the fashioned out of 44 successful Don Smith, who turned in a 74.
tered. Slalom and downhill will following thirty-three men are conversions in 57 attempts. Thi~
be run on different days. out for track. record was set in the last basket-Chess Club Elects
100 and ,220-yard d~sh: Merlin ball season.
Pitchers Needed for
An original dramatiz ation writ-Pioneer .Baseball Team
ten by John Forbes will be enact- Anyone with an arm of steel is
eel on Monday evening's KGON needed on th!'f Pioneer baseball
"Pioneer Hom" broadcast from I squad. Due to injuries, Coach
ll to 8:30 p. m. Warren Smith, is looking for White, Dick Walker, Archie Me-The highest score ever run up The Lewis and Clark Chess
Crae, Milton Staple, Henry by a Pioneer squad was the 110 club has announced the election
Leines, Everett Boyd, Bob Gaines points scored against Reed in of its officers at its last meet
and Hal Ellmers. 440: Fmncis 1947. The team high of 48 field ing. They are: Willard Stephens,
Cox, Lowell Haeffele and Herb goals was also set then. This year fresh rn an physical education
Williams . 880: Pete Hahn, Dick the squad had a free throw per-major, president; Deane Moore,
Platt, John Alford and Clair centage of .637. This high average junior biology major, vi<'e-presi-
The cast will include Kather-pitchers .
ine Fortiner, Irving Johnston and Starting next week the JV's Francis. was set by making good 411 dent ,and Paul Egger. freshman
Mile: Dean Moore, Marvin shots out of 645 chances. business administration major,
Fred Warner. Art Atkisson will will practice separately from the
announce. varsity if the weather permits. Quick, Dick Balsiger and Gene 1 On the defensive side of the treasurer.
Arvidson. Two mile: Bob McEn- ledger Lewis and Clark held Pa----------------
any, Gordon Makinster, Bob Jen-cific college to a grand total of
nings and Osgood Munger. High 13 points in a game in Deceml:ler
hu'rdles: Henry Ehleringer and 1946. The four field goals scored
Dale Thomlinson . Low hurdles: by the Quakers is. the lowest
McCrae, Ehleringer, Thomlinson , number scored, against the Pia-
Gaines and Ralph Phillips . .neers.
Shot put: Ray Cramer. Discuss:
Dick Larson. Javelin: Will Steph
ens and Jim Bond. High jump:
Chuck Gengler, Larson and Win
Van Pelt. Pole vault: Art BakkE!!
Larr'y Barbour and Gengler .
Broad jump: Bakke, Staple,
White, Phillips and Ellmers. 'Mural Volleyball
Volleyball competition 'tl}is sea
son will be played on 'a challeng
ing basis. Teams will be placed
in order as the teams are entered.
Entries are still open .. Games will
be played at teams' convenience . LC Students !iOc
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By Special &rranll'•m•ntl
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.A.00.4em)' A W&1'4 W'lllDiD&'
"THE INFORMER"
Btardll&' Vlotor Ko&la&'I1D
&114 • Voting's today,
From nine to two.
Mine ia picked.
Is yours too?
-Dee
LEWIS AND CLARK ESTABLISHED 1867 Anyone wishing to assist
with 'arrangements for Reli
gious Emphasis Week should
contact Eileen Senseney im
mediately.
V~O~L'U~"".-.~ ---~~------------- ---------------~=--~~-.~~ ,~~~~~~~ ... ~IcU~---------- ------ -------- -----------------
----ME----V-I_I ___________ -,--------- -------:..Por tlancl. Oregon. Friday. March 25, 1949 -Kumber 23
Molhers' Club
Benefil Show
March 29 al· 8
Coeds to Model Styles
Of New Sprinq Clothes
Mothers, dads, husbands and
wives are invited to the Mothers'
club Benefit .Show which will
begin at 8 p. m. March 29 in the
Campus theater. A parade of
spring fashions for both men
and wcunen sponsored by Charles
F. Berg and Rosenblatt's cloth
ing store will highlight the pro
gram.
Coed models Bee Jay Harris,
foeshman; Pat Steen, senior;
Euphama Haymes, freshman, and
Donna Knutson, spphomore , will
supplement professional models.
Gwen Wagner Commentator
Gwen Wagner, fashion coordi
nator of Berg's, will be commen
tator !or the style show. She will
be assisted by Huse Chastain,
Rosenblatt president . Virginia
Norman and Donna Macklin,
freshman, will provide back
ground music for the show.
Intermission music under the
direction of John Stark Evans,
director of music, will include a
violin solo by Pat Steen; alto
solo by Marilyn , Boyd, accom
panied by Margaret McVicker;
and a piano solo by Virginia
Norman.
Refreshments Follow Show
Refreshments will be served in
the center following the show.
All materials for the sh.o"w
.have been donated in order that
income from tickets will '>c net
profit, club president Mrs. J. S.
Laird explained. All money
taken in will go toward furnish
ing the student lounge, she said.
Firms and individuals who h~ve
made recent donations are Ro·
tary club, Metropolitan Press,
Frank's Stationery, Hathaway
House, Pendleton Woolen Mills,
and Mrs. E. A. Jakku, Hood
River. This Year's May Queen Candidaies
.•.
Anticipating tpday's election results with keen interest are 12 of the 13 senior would-be mon
archs of May Day to be held on the campus May E. and 7. 'l'op row, leU to right are Abigail Trask.
Nancy Holden, ·Phyllis Bat~. Pat Steen, Sandra Fo!ter and Norma Young. Bottom row. left to
right are Pat McCornack. Yvonne Wellman, Virginia White, Thelma R0011, Rosemary Loder and
Dolorl!! Bawden.
Saturday Youth-Go¥ernmen-t:=Mat-~--H----~- THis_w~x ..
P f L • } . A bl Friday. March 25 repares or. egJs 1ab ve · ssem . y 8 p. m.-AMS Smoker, gym.
The Youth and Government ,
zone 1, Pre-Legislative assembly
will be held on campus all day
Saturday, March 26. Dr. U. G. Du-from different zones.
"The Big Issues Before Our
State" will · be the .topic of Dr.
L. Edward Shuck, assisted by
bach, chairman of the Oregon Gene Rabe and Stanley Price, po
YMCA youth and government litical science students. Dr. F'. H.
committee will open the meeting Dammasch , former chairman of
with the address, "The · Chal-the Ways and Means committee Salurd.ay, Mazch 26
10 a. m.-Youth and Gov
ernment conference.
Sunday. March 27
4 p. m,-Mu Phi Epsilon
·spring concert, chapel. ,
Mcnday. March 28
8 p. m.-KGON , Pioneer
Hour.
Tickets are on sale for $l in lenge of Your Progr~m." in the Oregon senate, will speak
the student, body store and from 8:30 p. m.-KPFM, Festival
of • Mu'sic, Phi Mu Alpha,
chapel. club members.
A special bus will leave the
Salmon street bus depot at 7:40 Preparation is the keyword of
the assembly. Students of high
scliool Hi-Y and Tri-Y clubs are on the "How and Why of Legis-
lative Procedure "; Dr. Carl J.
Hollingsworth , a Portland physi-
P. m. for the campus and will pat·tt· t'pat· g · t' f . c m m prl;!para ton or cian, "What Does It Mean?";
return to town at Hi p. tl'. th "Y th D " f th o· ,---------..:.-----, . e ou ays o e regon George Swanson, executive sec-
legislature to be held April 29 retary of the Northeast YMCA,
and 30. They will elect state offi-will lead the Song Fest at the
cials and draw for positions in lw1clieon. ·Paul s. Campbdl wm1 SENIORS
Orders for your commence
ments must be made before
next Friday, April 1, in the
campus bookstore.
Voyageur editors announce
that no student pictures will
appear in the yearbook's or
ganization section unless the
Sl.25 original fee has been
paid by 3:30 Friday, March 25,
to postoffice box 6. the senate and house. be coordinating the program on
.This is the assembly of zone Saturday. .
one, two delegates from each of Jerry Crock we 11, part-time
the high schools in and around club supervisor of the North
Portland, Oregon, is divided into Branch YMCA and LC student
four zones and each of the zones has worked on the committe,
hold similar assemblies to elect however is now recuperatin~
the state officers. The elective from an illness at the Veterans
offices will be filled each year t hospital. Tuesday, March 29
11 a. m.-Mu Phi Epsilon as
sembly, theater.
6:15 p. m.-KOIN, Young
Bob Young Show.
Thursday, March 30
11 a. m.~ampus Chest
kick-off; movie, "This Is
Their Story."
4:30 p. m.-KPFM, Music
from L-C.
Friday, AprU 1
9 to 2 :30-May Queen final
elections , student center
and gym. I'Thirleen Girls
Vie for Tille
Of May Oueen
Votipq All Day Friday
To Decide 3 Candidates
Voting in a primary election
to eliminate ten of the 13 candi
dates for May Queen will be
held today in the gymnasium
and student center from 9 to
2:30. The three women who win
in today's election w'm be voted
on next Friday in a final vote
by the student body to elect the
queen. The two runners-up in
this election will automatically
becom,e crown princesses .
Public announcement of the
election results will not be made
until the April 8 issue of the
LOG, according to Janet Morgan,
May Day chairman.
The 13 nominees vieing for
queen are Florence Seberg,
Rosemary Loder, Dolores Baw
den, Norma Young, Sandra Fos
ter, Abigail Trask, Virginia
White, Yvonne Wellman, Pat Mc
ornack, Rat Steen, Phyllis Bates,
Nancy Holden and Thelma Roos.
Eligibility for nomination of
May Queen was based upon re
quirements stated in the consti
tution that a candidate must be
from the senior class and have
attended the college for at least
one year.
Petitions for class princesses
may be obtained from class presi
dents Monday. All petitions must
be turned into the class presi
dents by Tuesday, April 5, at
12:30-p; ·m. -in -time for class
meetings where nominees will
be voted upon.
Debaters Journey
To Redlands Meet
I . Four senior members -of the
forensic squad are making final
preparations for their trip to. the
University of Redlands for the
West Coast Pi Kappa Delta tour
nament to be held March 24-26 at
Redlands, California.
The team, which wiil travel by
bus, includes Ardis Newholm and
Yvonne Wellman, • senior wom
en's debate team and Ben Padrow
and Harold Wood members of the
I senior men's debate team. Adena
Joy, forensic coach, will accom
pany the teilm and act as a judge
at the tournament.
Debaters will also enter ora
tory, impromptu, extempore and
discussion contests.
Art Silva placed second in the
Old Line Oratorical contest spon
sored by the Intercollegiate For
ensic Association of Oregon at
Willamette university last Thurs
day. His award was $7.50.
Fifteen Seniors Make National WhoE Who
F'ifteen seniors have been committ ee, Order of L, president
named to the Who's Who Among Lambda' Phi Epsilon.
Students in American Co11eges John Elwood-Pre sident fresh
and Universiti es, it has been an· man class, P. N. N. C. delegate,
nounced by the registrar 's office. International Service Student
Nine ~pen and .six women made delegate, president Sigma Alpha
the list and senior Hal Ellmers is Sigma.
the only repeat from last year. Leonard Forsgren -Publica-
Phylis Bates -Assistant and tions commissioner; summer edi
treasurer student body, Miss tor, sports editor Pioneer :Log;
Pompon, delegate 0. F. C. L., editor Pathfinder, bask~tball,
vice-president senior class, presi-track,_ Sigma Alpha Sigma.
·dent Theta Kappa. Uoward Fowler-President,
Hal EUme~Football , basket- vice-president student body; dele
. ball, all-conference track, athletic gate to World Christian Youth conference, Alpha Rho Omega. 1 homecoming chairman , P. N. N.
Dick Grass--Treasurer , assist-C. delE!gate, president Red Cross,
ant treasurer stuc;lent oody; cam-president Palatine Manor, Pi
pus life committee , Alpha Rho Kappa Delta, Alpha Gamma .
Ben Padrow-Foren sics, Alpha
Omega, delegate 0. F. C. L. Psi Omega, president Acacia col-
Curtis Gumm- Vice-president ony, carnival chairman , Pi Kappa
student body, junior class presi-Delta.
dent, band, p1·esident Commerce Robert Polhird-All-conference
club, Theater Arts, Alpha Rho basketball, football, b)lseball,
Omega, delegate 0. F. C. L. swimming, Order of L, athletic
Rosemary Loder-Miss Chrys- committee, Lambda Phi Epsilon.
anthemum, president Internation- Dean &.mpert-Captain, all
a] Relations club, Student Chris-conference basketball ; captain
I ian association, Mu Phi Ep~ilon. golf; ed,itor, sports editor Pioneer
, Ardis Newholm -Forensics, Log; athletic committee, Lambda Phi Epsilon.
Yvonne Wellman -Foreqsics,
A. W. S. treasurer, junior class
secretary, Erodelphi ans, Amicans,
junior class representative, Sigma
Rho.
Virginia WhUe-Publications
commissioner , P. N. N. C. dele
gate, news editor Pioneer Log,
editor Pionee'r Guide, Amicans,
Erodelphian s, Sigma Rho.
Norma Young-Social commis
sioner, president inter-sorority
council, rally squad, Sacajawean s,
Amicans. president Alpha Gam
ma. , I l
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One Great /four • • •
On Saturday night, March 26, between 7 and 8 and 10
and 11 p. m., there will be broadcast one' of the greatest
single programs in the history of radio. Called "One Great
Hour," it will be heard on all stations of CBS, ABC and
Mutual sponsored by 20 Protestant, Anglican and Eastern
Orthodox churches to help raise more than ten million dol
lars for world relief thro·ughout America on Sunday,
March 27. PIONEER LOG
_Reflecting Pool • • • Friday. March 25. 1949
By Ima Ignoramus
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIII
The spirit of competition is the
spark that pushes most of us on
ward. Cooperation through a mu
tual feeling of give and take,
however, is the final factor that
measures success or failure.
Robert Sherwood, playwright, and Eric Barnough, presi
dent of the Radio Writers Guild of America , are collaborat-
ing on a dramatization to give fifty million radio listeners a I ~~J.~;~~~~;:;J
clear idea of just why contributions are so necessary now 1 ~ ~~=~:===:::::r:i=7~~~
for the overseas work of the church. It will feature well
known stars of stage, screen and radio, • including Gregory
Peck, Ida Lupino ,· Robert Montgomery , and Quentin ReynA combination of these two
points is the essence of a plan
concocted by Harry Godsil, junior
business administration major.
His plan-to robe Bodine in a
covering of bricks-is one that
should appeal to each of us.
olds, narrator. The President will also speak. I
Besides the radio program , church people throughout
the United States are being urged to cooperate in a Lenten
sacrificial meal plan. College dormitories are also urged to
participate in the meal-saving plan.
We are all aware that in Europe and in Asia there are
still millions who are hungry, who lack adequate shelter
and who are in desp'erate need of proper clothing. Here is
something we can do ·as a tangible expression of our Chris
tian concern. All funds will be used for emergency relief
only.
One Great Hour is an opportunity for one great effort
toward one great goal.
To Much to Ask?
Humbleness is the sign of true greatness, it's said.
Certain of the faculty forget this fact occasionally.
Given traffic citations ·for obvious infractions of the rules,
these few self-important instructors storm the traffic office
attempting to use their position as protection. One irate
professor actually demanded an apology after being cited
for parking in a grassy area.
The faculty, in due respect to its position, is given Gadfly
Eliminate Both Athletics, Forensics;
1New ProgritmB.\~~~;_dby Gadfly
Perhaps we should afld to our collection of famous last words,
"Fortunately I was able to stay out of that skirmish . . :: Poor
old "Ole." He started out doffing his Hornburg, slipped into a root
er's cap, hid beneath a sombrero and now it appears his chapeau
is a bit trylonesque . (Apologies to the perisphere .)
But to take the sage of Pala-tine too seriously is a sad mis- ~.nd have lived happily in splen-
take. Up to now only Priscilla
and I have taken issue'with him The absence of external con
struction on our buildings led one
recent visitor to the campus to
remark, "All your buildings are
temporary aren't they."
Of course she was wrong, and
all of us realize it. Lewis and
Clark college is not temporary.
It is here to stay, and the.respon- ,
sibility of its future rest$ in the
hands of those who now call it
their alma mater. .
The absence of bricks on Bo
dine is not an oversight nor is it
anything to be ashamed of. How
ever, Harry believes that its black
walls should serve as a challeng e
to each of us. ·
special privileges and a convenient parking area. Refusal of Screen did isolation. Now it seems we
must move over for ~ai·olyn.
Welcome to our side, lady. But
please don't get too irate about
it alL Remember that you can His plan is to make "Bricks
for Bodine" a slogan for a mass
student project. Each class would
appoint a committee to supervise
the program within their own
ranks to sell bricks for Bodine to
their relatives , themselves, and
their friends. Dances and the like
could also be thrown in as ·an
extra source of revenue. Members
of each class working together
takes care of the cooperation end
of the plan-now for the compe
tition. a few individuals to cooperate after these considerations
does not reflect favorably on the faculty as a whole.
A refreshing difference in attitude was displayed by one
who could understandably be excused from observation of Guild Revives Oldies;
'Informer', 'Winterset'
the regulations. Having lost his 'registration sticker and in By John Forbis go far to find a·columnist demo-Each class will be in a race
cratic enough to let you call him with the others to furnish the
"Ole." Besides, some day our I most bricks for Bodine. In the
"literary hack from back of the end the winning class will be
shack" may be right about some-honored by having a bronze plate
thing. (Now someone can write set into the corner of the Bodine
a nasty letter about me). (If they building, serving as a monument
forget to pririt Carolyn's letter to their efforts throughout the
you'd better not read the above). lifetime of Lewis and Clark col-
.. the normal course of events receiving a violation, this party The Guild theater· revived two
neither fell back on his position or exercised his legitimate American films, vintage about
excuse. He paid his fine quietly. 1937, which offer an interesting
"That man" tried last week to lege. May we su~gest that more of the faculty follow the
1, study in contrasts. Both pictures
example of President .Morgan S. Odell. -N. W. S. are heavy fare and not recom-
B A R K 0. F T H E L 0 G I :~:!:~t a;ora:o:~e~:~~:n e:~~~
from out of town. The contrast --------------- - qualify the pro athletic side of That is the plan of Harry God
the story by comparing attend- sil-cooperation and competition.
ance fikures ~ May I point out What are you going to do with it?
that any "sin den" worth the
Ole Ostracized
To the Editor:
May a new student of LC ask a
question? I'd like' to know why
a person in such a position as
the dean of men would write an
article such as the one in last
Friday's Log!' It seems to me
that he used a very juvenile
method-sarca stic or intellectual
mudslinging -to make a point.
In plain language, it doesn't be
fit the title of a dean.
DQ... we try to compare Somer
set Mi1Ugham with Robert Bench
ley? What right does Ole have to
call the author of "Pioneer Pid
dlins' " ignorant when the pur
pose of the article is satirical, not
a serious editorial?
I don't think it gives a very
good impression of the school
when any member of the faculty
tries to be witty at the expense
of a student.
. Carolyn Murfree .
Ed Note: You'•• forced u1 to
reveal the truth. Yes. Ole i1 the
dean of men. HoweYer . ln his de·
fenae we mult add that Ole has
clear cut schisophrenic: tendencies
and in the writing of his column
imagines himlelf a crusading
freahman aent to aaYe the col:
lege.
I Dld Not!
To the Mental Giants:
This is an open letter to the
cowards who haven't the 'courage
to voice their own convictions.
In last Friday's papet; I was made
the brunt of a childish prank
which gave a group of inferior students a chance to voice an
opinion of theirs without having
their names associated wit!) it.
This entire group is suffering
.from complexes ranging from ar
rested development to introver
tial apoplexy, The only answer I
c;an find for such behavior is an
extreme case of hero worship
(which I have always tried to
discourage). As a result of their
physical and mental shortcom
ings they have developed terrif
ic revolt complexes toward ath
letes. The introverts of whom I
am speaking are Don Case, Ugh
Knutson, Dick Barton, Ken
Knudson, and George Hudson.
I would be the last person to
deride or criticize either our ath
letes or debaters , simply because
we have an acute shortage of
both. I was shocked to find my
name affixed to the article last
week, but with a little investiga
tion I found that the aforemen
tioned were the cUlprits.
I would greatly appreciate it
if my "ghost writers" would' re
frain from distracting me from
my real purpose in life; namely
research in the Economic History
of Roman :Sand Instruments. I
have no time to devote to such
trivial matters or I would certain
ly sue for defamation of char
acter,
Harold Sullivan.
Ed ,Note: Sorry. old man. We
haYe no way of checking the au
thenticity of the aignatuns on
leUen aubmlUttd and must &e·
c:ept them on good faith. Our
faith ia damaged also. arises chiefly, from the treat
ment each receives from the
powers that be in Hollywood .
The Informer achieves a peak
of stark realism seldom reached
in American movies. name will outdraw our athletic
Through a foggy and menac
ing Dublin night blunders the
stupid, all-too-human character
of Gippo Nolan (played by Vic
tor McLaglen, who surprises
with some of . the best acting
ever put on film). Gippo · can't
win, that much is evident from
the start due to some effective
foreshadowing by director John
Ford, still the action that follows
is packed with tension and sus
pense right up to the' over-melo
dramatic ending. The acting
throughout is excellent, the music
is · fine, the photography good
and the directing superb.
Winterset, on the other hand,
is disappointing. Transferred to
the screen, Maxwell -Anderson's
powerful tragedy becomes a pale,
insignificant, over-romanticized
cliche complete with all the
usual variations: boy meets girl,
loses girl,-regains girl, etc., lead
ing relentlessly on to a happy
ending with the only tragedy I
being that none of the original
,play's beauty is recogniz'able.
Alter Thought
Queena are regal.
That's· also a beer.
Oops! Presbyterians.
That's a bum steer.
-Dee teams two to one. Odds are the
teams themselves would be
drawn from the scene of combat
to indulge in revels of a sort.
Therefore, using "Ole's" criteria,
I suggest we eliminate both
Forensics and Athletics and sub
stitute an intensive program of
dissipation. We'd still , have
enough lettermen if I'm any
j;udge of talent. (Nate: Let it be
known that I am not an advo
cate of either side of the train
ing vs. braining controversy. I'm
simply against "Ole.")
Vision for the week: Imagine
a spring struck young member of
the Future Teachers of America
(it's coming to our campus) sid
ling up to some helpless female,
leering into her eyes and mutter
ing between gasps, "Will you
wear my F. T. A. pin, Honeypot?"
Those of us who are unaffiliated
with any group have been sat
isfied with our .old Van Buren
buttons. Local Michelangelos
Active on Gym Bench
Where is the little white gym
bench of yesterday, that shone
so fair~y in the morning sun-·
light?
Rumor has . it, whoever orig
inally painted the town red, and
his second cousin, doubtless a
publicity man for Dad's rootbeer ' scampered across the campus one
monlight night and dabbed our
siesta-seat a gory black and red.
Nor is this the first desecra
tion. As Archie would say, "at
times it has looked like Finne
gan's rainbow." The week it w.as
green, Wembley, the campus
.mouse, broke a pivot tooth mis
taking it for green cheese.
If the next advertisipg cam
paign doesn't find it swabbed in
passion purple, we will be hap
pily surprised.
Meat.
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a:,:y;:;t-nl BW ~U'OUC, .A.n &tiiUIOD, Barb&l'a Bruan.r, J'lo;r4 OUm-' Bob DeviD, Dll&IUI Dooler, .Tollll Blwood, .roan Blllll, .T•ft"l K&l'b, Dlolt J'bW!pe, Ge.e &abe, Kariqu a&D~U~ru4 &D4 '91rrtal& Wblte. ......W Wrttal'as Joan Hilla, Norm Prlhar, Tom Shore, Herb Williams Friday. March 25. 1949 PIONEER LOG Page Three
On Tile SfJclal S1tle with Jean Mcintyre
Greeks Pledge Forty-Two;
Sororitie$ Planning Dance LC Audience Ac:c:laims Pianist
-By Reinhard Pauly
A rare treat was provided. LC student~
~arch 22 at a special music assembly, featur
mg Wanda Krasoff, pianist, who is becoming
increasingly well-known in the west coast and
all over the country. children ·s pieces by the contemporary Brazilian
composer, Villa-Lobos·, a Kabalevski sonatina
and Scriabines's nocturne for the left hand.
Mozart's well-known A Major sonata made
a strong impression through the· melodious
beauty of the composition, brought out by the
pianist's uncomplicated and sincerely musical
in~erpretation. The Brazilian work was surpris
ingly familiar in idiom. Though the settings
did not reveal much of Lobos' individual style,
they seemed to express the spil'it of the words
as given by Miss Krasoff, who performed these
arrangements with charm and vigor. Of ~he re
maining portion of th program the Scriabine
nocturne proved most popular with the large
audience. Six campus social fraternltles began pledging 42 men
this week. Sigma Alpha Sigma. who leads the list with
eleven men, is pledging Robert Albrecht, Don Btolomaus,
Robert Hilken, Donald Hoyt, James King, Allan Lehl, Ted
Prio,m, pave Tomlinson , Hal Tomlinson , and Milton Zusman .
The seven red-hatted Lambda Phi Epsilon pledges are
Charles Allen, Marvin Axtell, Francis Cox, Kirk Dean, RichHaving appeared as soloist with the Port
land Symphony orchestra some weeks ago, Miss
Krasoff had returned to Portland for another
performance with this organization, this time
for the Standard Hour. Taking advantage of
this opportunity, 'Dr. John Stark ·Evans, director
of music, invited her to the campus. ard McGhee, Roland Pomeroy
and John Staqy. Three men
pledging Acacia Colony are,
William Cline, Charles Miller
and Ray O'Dell. Eight men pledg
ing Alpha Rho Omega are, Lee
Arnett, Leland Brunquist, Rich
ard· Burns, Frank Charnholm,
l{eith Enger, Burton Hender
shott, Raymond Jarvie and Rich
ard Lange.
The Olympians . are pledging
six men, Robert Hallock, Hugh
Harcourt, Stanley M c G r a t h,
Dick Metzler, Lowell Miller and
Robert Peters. The seven men
pledging Delta Tau, Rho are, Lar
ry Barbour, William Erickson,
Dick Phillips, Warren Martin,
Robert Stein, Edward Wallace,
and Jerry Wetherell. • • •
Plana are under way for the
Inter-Sorority council dance to
be held April 2 in the campus
gymnasium. Chairmen of com
mittees in charge of the all
school girl-ask-boy affair are
Beverly ·Martin, Theta Kappa,
tickets;· Sue Cook, Theta Kappa,
entertainment; Eileen Jones,
Theta Kappa, decorations; Rob
erta Boone, Theta Kappa, re
freshments; Doris Goody, Sigma
Rho, publicity; · Virginia Wion,
Alpha Gamma, patrons, and
:Setty Bissio, Alpha Gamma,
cleim-up. • • • •
Saoajawean1. freshman-sopho
more women's honorary, formally
initiated eighteen girls in the
drawing room of Palatine Manor
Thursday, March 17. • • •
The twenty-two Alpha Gamma
sorority pledges entertained the
members Monday night at the
home of Betty Bissio, Alpha
pledge. The party was on a cir
cus ·theme with candy, popcorn
and banana splits served as re
freshments. • • • Dr. Philip H. 0Yermeyer. guest
speaker or I. R. C., will talk on
the "Problems of Southeast Asia"
at the club's meeting next Tues
day. Dr. Overmeyer's talk will
be the third and last of a series
of discussion groups wltich the
club has had on the subject of
Southeastern Asia.
:' All students who are interested
are invited to attend the meet~
ing which will be held at noon
in the cafeteria.
Communists Aid
Chinese Peasants,.
Hoskins Avers The artist presented a well-chosen, varied
program including a Mozart sonata, a set of
World Affairs ·
Currency Change Brings Problems; Mu Phi Ep~ilon
Russia/U.S. Plan_ Spring Maneuvers Plans Annual
By Gene Rabe Greece and another is in Nor-·s •
BERLIN: The u. s., Britain, way. The exact disposition of pnng Con"cerl and France outlawed the Soviet these troops is not known, how-·
eastmark Sunday in a move to ever in the past V{e have sent
stabilize the currency in their technical forces to Turkey and Annual spring concert of Mu
sectors of the city. Once again the Greece to help modernize their Phi Epsilon, women's '·national
city's economy is split. It seems armies. These new-found forces music honorary , wili. be pre
that heretofore both the east and may be of like nature. This writ-sented Sunday, March: 27, at 4
the west in Berlin used the An-er wonders how expendable these · I A . p. m. in the chapel. . ,· ·, g o-mencan money because it forces are when considering the th b f . Consisting of six parts, -the pro-was wor a out our times as sizeable Russjan forces opposing
much as the Russian backed cur-them in this a~med truce. gram wilt include solo numbers
Recent information and inter-rency. That is not to say the Rus- by Mary Taylor, piano;··who will
pretations on conditions inside sian currency did not circulate- 1 .... ... * play "La Plus Que Tent~" and
China were brought to LC cam-only the Berliners thought the TOKYO: From othe other side ''Minstrels" by Claud~ Debtissy ;
pus Wednesday, March 23, by west's money to be more reliable. of the globe comes word from Shirley Bender, sopra·no;·.'singlng
Dr. Lewis M. Hoskins, acting ex-Nine months ago the west iritro-the headquarters of General "A Green Cornfield" ·lj:Y ·Michael
ecutive secretary of Portland of-duced their currency to Berlin Douglas MacArthur that Satur-Head, "Young Love Lies 'SJeEip
fice of the American Friends and it was to function side by day the Japanese Communists lost ing" by Arthur Som~l'VIlle ·and
Serice committee. Dr. Hoskins, side With the eastern money. One more ground in local elections. two Russian folk songs;·1tha Billie
who came at the request of Dr. no~ wonders how the plagued Out of a possible 311 positions Ryburn, contralto, i'tl -•1 'TWas· in
Philip Overmeyer, spoke to three economy of Germany's besieged in municipal · governmen the the Lovely Month of May". ·by
student groups on the pictUre. of capital will function. Because the communists took four offices. Robert Schumann, "in· Summer
today's China, stressing the· fac-city is carved up and east-west There are still some 200 offices Fields" by Johannes Brahms; ahd
tors which have brought about t.ratfic is at a standstill, there·wm to fall vacant before the end of "Hark, Hark the Lark"'· by Franz
the domination of the Commu- probably be no evident change the year. Possibly the worth of Schubert. Murial Fittt;· violin,
nist party. in the economic situation. How-the occupation government and will play the four movement So
. ''The major faetor in the rise r ever, because the western mark is its policy in Japan may be judted nata in G Minor by G. Tarti'ni.
of the Communists has been the worth more, it wou.W he hasty to by the outcome of these political A piano-organ duet, i'Fi!ntasie"
economic reforms which they venture how the authorities pro-battles. by C. Dewarest, will be perlormed
have been able to bring to the pose to stop the illicit traffic in Japan has h~d a t~ndency ~n tlie I by Barbara Forbes anli '~athleen
peasants ," Dr. Hoskins stated. exchange that is sure' to crop up. past to assocJate Jtself With a McGogy. Roberta Boone, flute,
''These have made the Chinese Also from Berlin word comes more or less aristocratic and con-Arlie Dale Hull, cello;·ahd Helen
willing to accept a new 1'egime, that the a_ussians have trans-servative government . Of course Gordner , piano, will phly Sonata
even though Communist, in place ferred upwards of 15 divisions of while the militti.ry was in con-in A Minor, Opus 1 nri!t'lber 4
of the Nationalist government troops from Siberia to the west trol of both the war and civil by G. F. Handel. ·· · · ':
which has beea unable to main-for "spring" maneuvers. The governments these elements were Jo Ellen Hanse~ .&?Ph~more
tain economic stability." Americans countered with war driven to a more subdued role in music major, will 11nnol,i~ce the
This momentum, Dr. Hoskins· games in defertse of the ·Rhur. their country's government. Now, progt-am . ·
said, cannot be stopped by Amer-The same source seems· to have in conjunction with the repre- Margaret McVicker, · ·sopho
ican military aid.· found other contingents of our sentatives of the working classes, more, is chairman ot the com
The speaker has just returned depleted army-part of it is in they are showing a d~ided tend-mittee which is hanjiling ar-
News of a birth came this from three years' relief work s • I l H ency to remain right of center in rangementa for the concert and week from Honolulu. Virginia with the American Friends Serv-. OCie y 0 o.nor opposition to the communists and Joyce Gittings, junior,. is in
and Warren Jones are the par-ice committee among the peas-s d T . socialists of the country. charge of publicity~ ' ents of a daughter, Christine a_nts ~both Communi.st and Na-lu enl eachers ------------;.;.;.;::=.:;....:.:.....:::.::::::::~----
Jane, born March 12. Virginia , ~lonahs~ a~eas. The Friends v.:or;k . . College Better Than Doctor Claims Spastic·
who graduated last June, was JS contmumg on a non-partisan Nearly 150 student teachers N d . · '·
a_ct_iv...;.e_i_n_t_he_T_he_a_te_r_Arts_.::...' c::.._lu_b_. ;_b_as_i_s·-----~~- --from Lewis and Clark, Reed, ee s Dally Transportation to, From Campus
Hanky Tonk Chairman Recalls Hop Highlights;
Guests Fascinaled by Bastille, Chute, Costumes Marylhu,st, Cascade and Oregon · ·
College of Education at Mon- By BH Jar Harris
mouth, doing practice teaching With all the new and very green freshmen running helter
in the Portland schools, will be ~k.elter over the campus these past six weeks you may have
honored at an informal reception m1ssed seemg a boy in a wheelchair in Bodine. His name is Robert By Wes Phillips
Well, the fabulous flop of the
year came off as predicted. Nat
urally I'm talking ab<l,Ut the
Honky Tonk Hop. From all re
ports every one had a howling
good time-in fact some heads
were still howling the next day.
The bastille did a rushing busi
ness. First time I've seen the
boys want to go to the jug. Even
Art (anti-fraternity) Silva used
the very fraternal bastille with
Donna Knutson . That one kiss
fine must have cinched the d,i!al.
Very frequent patrons were Vern
Clark and Bobbie Boone who
were apparently awaiting the fall
of said institution.
The chute off the Henderson
Marston bridge fas~inated both
young and old. Speaking of old.
reminds me of Ole Ennis, the
swabie of the evenlng, who with
his blond date streaked down the
waxed slide making his usual
dramatic entrance.
Escaping from the little one for
the evening were the 'Pross Palm-
I ers-probably locked it up in a
cage. Showing a more domestic
desire was Sgt. Woody Wood
rum who pushed a baby buggy
full of Le Hot Dogettes around
during the dance.
Those sewer certificates were
tucked away in the strangest
places by the gals. If you want
to see a really deep blush, ask
Barbara McCutcheon where she
put hers.
Clad in one of the more reveal
ing costumes Will! Polly Pitney.
THe material consisted of half net
and half imagination. Paving the
way for events to come was
Merrylyn Tarbet with a split to
the waist blouse-liberalization
-that's what we need. Gentle
men, _please. note! Friday evening, March 25, by Anthony Lacanale and, naturally , he likes to be called Bo\>. ·
members of Theta chapter of :Sob is a spastic and although both his parents and 'the State
Delta Kappa Gamma, national Vocational Rehabilitation bureau advised against it, he was de
teachers honor society. termined to go to college. Last year, before he was gr<1duated
Helen Schaper, counselor at from Franklin, he wrote a paper · Franklin high school, is general on labor problemS for an A. F. ple, and maybe some one·of them
chairman of the affair to be held of L. scholarship . He came in would become interested and
in the auditorium of the new fifth in the state and the small help to bring more of these pea
Creston school. Gay Harding, LC award he won was just the pie out from behind· closed
publ4cit:y direct<r, is handlling moral support he needed to fight doors."
all publicity, , as he did for eight. months. Bob' likes his fellow student ~.
A short program will include "You have a great deal of who, he says, have been helpful
remarks on the changing currie- courage to ... " I started to say, and "swell." Being at Franklin
ulum, retiremeht and sick leave but he interrupted me. "Let's and here at Lewis and Clark'
benefits for teachers , and a de-not talk of my courage, " he said. have done more for him, in his
scription of the services avail-"I once went to Grout Center, a words, "than any doctor has or
able through the special aervice school for handicapped children. ever could do."
department of Portland schools. There I saw real courage. Many He's not sme what his major
Two Attend Math Meet
Miss Katherine Arnold, pro
fessor of mathematics, and Miss Mrs. Wieman on Alr Elvy Fredrickson, instructor in of them had no chance 'at all, subject will be but he does his
their handicap was so great. My best work in science a.nd is an
co:tdition was far better than authority on all sports. He would
theirs, and yet they were fight-like to write sports articles.
in:t-fighting hard-with a stern The Red Cross has been driv
will and determination, to learn. ing Bob to and from school but Patty Cook, director of wom-. the department, are attending
en's activities for KPOJ, will in-the meeting of the Pacific North
terview Mrs. Alic\! Wieman on west section of the Mathematical
the new LC home economics Association of America being
major over KPOJ at 9:30 a. m. held at Oregon State college to-
Monday, March 28. day and SatUrday. "I thought if I could go to a they will not be able to continue
normal school, where boys and this service much longer. Any
girls could see me ,and talk to student driving by Sixty-first
me," Bob cont~ued, "maybe and Powell could help Bob by
they would begin to feel more bringing him to the campus. His
natural around handicapped peo-telephone is SU 7424. ...;
Page Four PIONEER LOG Friday. March 25, 19U
Study of Bizarre Collection Sludentlnslruclors Face Teacher Problems .
P bl .£ D , L p .£ By Jim Carroll ·amazing how much information tions club conferen~e bel~ m E.u-TO em lOT .rsyCil TOlS Every day brings new prob-can be brought out in discu~sion gen~ where the mam topiC of diS-
lems to the student taking prac-when the class has been ~pht ·up cuss1on was. the U. N ..
For the benefit of absent-min d-collapsible snood; one string fak.'e
ed students: who far outnumber pearls; one bank book, property
'the absent-minded professors, the of Pauper No. 7188; one purse
following list of lost articles are· with four pennies; one clip pin
mildewing in the bookstore and with "Dieut Mon Droit" (mean
may be had by merely extending ing Kiss Me Kate), inscribed upon
a grubby paw and claiming such: it; multitudes of female handker-tice tea~hing. The teacher train-into small groups each working Mathematics, accordmg ~o An-
ing program is designed to ac-on a different phase of the topic, ~rew McC.ornack, ~ath ma]~r, do-
Seven kittenless mittens; one chief hats; one green button;
·Dr. B. K. Russell
Speaks in Chapel
On Christian Life
By Floyd Cummins
Man should build a life that
will live forever by its quality,
Dr. Robert K. Russell, Mt. Tabor
Presbyteria n church minister,
told chapel attendan ts Thursday,
March 17, at the 11 a. m. service.
Speaking on "Rendezvous with
Life," he said, "Life is like a
vapor. The gift of life is a pow
er to share the eternal purpose of
th0 living God. Life cannot be
de~troyed because the soul will
never die. The destiny of that
soul lies in belief in the living
Christ."
Answering the question-What
is your material life?-negatively
Dr. Russell pointed out that be
cause life is like a vapor, life is
not meaningle ss because scien ·
tifically a vapor is the most pow
erful agency man knows and
"therefore our life can be pow
erful in bringing others into the
Christian church."
"The ethics of the Christian
t·eligion," he said, "is that a ren
dezvous with death has no terror
in the soul that trusts in God. If
a person does not believe in eter
nal life, he does not because he i.;
not living a life that deserves to pens, pencils and a zoology dis
section kit.
A reporter's report on a reporter:
Jerry "Crew-cut" Marks, the
reporter who wrote ihe preceding
story on the lost and found de
partment, looked very much like
an anteater while he was "inves
tigating" the lost articles. If you
have ever seen an anteater at
work you will know what I mean.
All the time he was digging in
the piles of lost items (and being
watched by another reporter), he
was hummin g and singing in his
own inimitable way, "Careles s
Hands." Draw your own conclu-
sions.
Pacific U. lo Host
Highe~ Ed Confab
"What Are the Objectiv es in
Religious Wot"k?" will be • the
theme of the second annual
Northwest Conference on Reli
gion in Higher Education being
held today and Saturday . Pa
cific univers'ity in Forest Grove
will act as host for representa
tives from state and private in
stitutions throughout the North
west.
Representing LC will be Dr.
John L11ng And<'rson, head of the.
··eli~ion department : Dr. Win
field Nagley, John B. Harrington,
college chaplain, and members of
go on." 't the religious activities comm1 -Comparing life with water on • quaint the student with some of he said. mg practice :each.mg at Lm~oln
the intricacies of methods and Rosemary Loder Teaches high school, IS shll taught JUSt
procedure before he is awarded Taught along much the same about as it was 20 or more years
his teaching certificate. line is the international relations ago. He teaches sop~o~ore a~ge-
Take the problem facing Ted class in which Rosemary Loder, bra and makes def1mte assign
Sullivan, social science major, do-political science major, is prac-ments t? be . covered for each
ing his practice teaching in so-tice-teaching. class. It's as Simple .as t~at. But,
cial problem s· at Jefferson high This class is combined with he warns, "Don't thmk 1t's easy,
school. Ted's class is being taught the International Relation s club until you've tried it."
by the project method. That is, and the students get credit for
they plan several •projects for the projects carried on by the club.
semester and work on one until Regular parliamentary procedure
the subject has been covered is used in conducting the class
thoroughly , then move on to the and the chairman is selected ·from
next. • among • the group by election.
Coal of Living Problem Each student must get recogni-
A recent project was the prob-tion from the chairman before
!em "of seclirity with a topic, tl;le he speaks, Rosemary said. She
cost of living, as one assignment helps in directing the course of ~campus :Chesl
Drive F ealure
AI Next Chapel
for class discussion. Ted's prob-the discussion by receiving rec-"This Is Their Story," a movie
lem was to find the latest figures ognition and then introducing filmed in Europe and Asia, will
on the cost of living so that he new topics. be shown at the All-Campu s
would have them available for The panel type of presentation chapel Thursday , March 31, in
the discussion. is used extensivel.Y with small the Campus t)leater through ar-
He spent hours searching for groups presenting both sides of rangements by Bob Perry, of the
the elusive statistics . When he I some issue followed by questions Campus Chest committee.
finally traced down the statistics, from the rest of the class. I This chapel is to be an· intro-
he had learned that much of the Outside Work duction to the opening of the
information a teacher must have These panels are not limited to Campus Chest drive April 4, and
is not found in the library. the class alone. Recently two stu-will feature President Morgan S.
Going far toward offsetting the dents from the class presented Odell and Howard Fowler as
headaches involved is the stimu-the affirmative side of the ques-speakers.
lating experience received in act-tion: "Is the United Nations ade- "The drive," says Keith Burns,
ing as practice teacher in a class quate to prevent world conflict?" chairman of the Campus Chest
taught with the latest methods. With two students from Washing- committee, "is a drive to en~
According to Ted, the students ton high school who took the neg-all drives literally, but it's sue
usually tackle the problem with ative side, this question was pre-cess depends on liberal contri
enthusiasm when they are as-sented over a local radio station. butions in order that all charit
signed one phase of the question The class-club sent a delegation able organizations will be com
to be ·discussed in class. It is to the state international Rela-pletely satisfied."
Veterans Advised to Use Guidance
Center for Job-Training ·1Counsel The Campus Chest is an at
tempt to consolidate all drives
by charitable organizations into
one. To make it operate satis.
factorily, these organizations
must make their contacts through
Record-preaking college •en- 1 vealed. the Campus Chest committe~.
rollments since the end of the 1 Vocational advisers and ap-Beginning April 4, the drive
tee.
the ground, a horse on the hor-This conference was· instituted
izon, a ship far on the sea, grass l:Jst year on the campus when
in the· ('elds, bt·eath in .. the no:>:. LC aeted-as -host school. __ ~ · · VA 'd t will continue for one week. war will, in the next few years, praisers m gut ance cen ers,
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tril.S. ·.~ ~":apor in ~he va.lley: 1?)'. Classroon1 teaching of religion-
Russell sa1d that _smce life Is_.as 1Jln!i campus religious actiyities
uncertain to last as these, man will be main topics of the con
should prepare for the "life heve-ference, .which will have Dr.
after by living according to the Peter Odegard, head of the po
teachings of Christ now." litical science department of the result in increased competition such as the center at Reed col-Wednesday, April 6, classroom
for professional and admi,nistra- l!;!ge, use the report as an aid in solicitations will be made of all
tive.-jobs, a Bureau 91\;.~por -Sta-~unse_li~ _:_d.! sa b I e d veterans studen~s and faculty.
tistics -report, prep·at·ed for V.et-_ -planning to~ taknourses of edu- ·Env~lop~s ~ave been prepared
erans administration, -has re-cation or training. for contn~ubons, and have a
National G~oups
Contact College
Two men's national service or
ganizations recently contacted
George Ennis, dean of ll'en, re
garding ·the establishment of lo
cal chapters of their clubs on the
LC campus. University of California , as fea
tured speaker. Saturday , Dr.
Nagley will read a paper on "The
Religious Viewpoint of Alfred
North Whitehead."
The Reverend John B. Har
"ington will conduct the Satur
day morning worship services.
Mildred Wharton Talks
To Hiqh School Seniors . J Because of the unpreced ented space -:-provtded so that studen~s
T . T bl b'e f c liege graduates en~ and faculty may allocate their ransportallon rou e 1. ~;:.~g ~h: la~or market. the re-contributions to either. the gen-
M F Sl • h dl port said employment require- • era! fund or any char1table or-ay orce e.1n ar I ments for. many jobs "are likely ganizati~n ~hey designate ..
T Fl E t b · d " v t e· being Orgamzatwns wh1ch wtll be Our 10 Y 10 Urope o e raise . e erans ar . . .
. ' urged lo enter courses of edu-I dt~cussed m chapel pnor to the
· . t. · · " 1 el dnve are the World Student With the arrival of bad news catton °1 Iammg as cos Y s · F d h' h 'd · f _ · · · · · ·related as possible to their inter- ervtce un • w IC at s or th1s week, md1~abons hmt Dr.. d . . .. eign students· the National
H . · h ests an capac1bes. . • . . e1 mann Stemhardt may ave to Scholarship Service ·and Fund
change to air travel as a means . ~hose who plan to go . i~to for Negro Students, which acts
of guaranteeing his proposed trip off!c~ occupations: . th~ report to bring existing scholarships
to EuroP.e in June. . · co~tmued, should c~nsider spe-and ~egro students together ; and I Letters received from ship lines ctfJC trammg 10 thls fteld, as the National Cancer Society.
1 were pessimistic. One, U. S. lines, many employers · prefer workers The Campus Chest committee
informed him that under Presi-With 1 well-roullnded bb us 1 n e sds members are Keith Burns, chair-schoo or co ege usmess a - · Intercollegiate ~nights. a serv-
. ice fraternity founded in 1924,
expressed interest in affiliating
the Mustang s with their gro1.1p.
Mustangs now carry on the func
tions of a service club at LC.
Blue Key, men's national sen
ior organization, also wishes to
establish a chapter on the cam
pus although no similar local
gmup now exists.
Plans are being made, accord
ing to Ennis, for the drafting
of formal petitions to be sub
mitted to both organiza~ions. A
group of Mustangs will present
their petition at the national con
vention of Intercollegiate Knights I
in Pullman , Wash., April 22. 23, 1
and 24. 1 Mildred Wharton , assistant to
the president, departed March 21
for a series of visits to high
schools in central and southern
Oregon, for the purpose of ac
quainting high sch_ool seniors
with the opportunities available
at Lewis and Clark. She will be
in the company of. other repre
sentatives of various independ
ent Oregon colleges . dent Truman's direction, most . . . . . man; Bob Perry, chapel arrange-
C-4 cargo ships have been trans-rn:n~st\·a~~on ~aimng to r~hos~ ments; Bob Hallock, ·all-faculty
ferred from' the Maritime com-wit , co ege · egrees m I era show arrangements ; and Bruce
· · h f th avts. I M F I d 'bl' 't miSSIOn to t e army or e use A veteran seeking advisement c ar an , pu ICl y.
of displaced persons. A final hope, and guidance from v A "should ~ ------
Holland American lines, has not be made aware of the competi-Alumni Luncheon Slated
replied. tion which he is likely to meet At Convention 'Meetinq
Dr. Steinhardt has now esti-in many fields," the report said.
mated an overall cost of $1300 for "He will be well~advised to con
each of the 20 or more partici-sider more · of the less-crowded
pants, if the journey is to be by though perhaps less-glamoro us
air. While the majority of these fields, :md to take courses which
are students , some graduates and will enable him to qualify for
a teacher are included. Letters more than one type of job." A special luncheon for Albany
LC alumni, planned for April 1,
in connection with the annual
Expanded April Listing
Features Easter Events
An enlarged mailing list of
9,000 will receive the April col
lege calendar, off the presses
March 28.
The April issue, which repre
sents a 7,000 jump in circulation
fron1 the previous month will
feature the vadous events con
nected with the Easter season. A similar series of conferences
have just been concluded in
Portland and other trips have
been made by Dean Charles
Howard and Dean George Ennis.
Talent Show
Application for the next
student talent show to be held
April 26 should be left in box
451 not later than April 23, ac
cording to Otto Roth, chair
man of the audition commit
tee.
The committee wants plenty
oi time to audition all appli
cants and urges that applica
tions, which can be obtained
in the book store on student
body office, be turned in as
soon as possible . have been received from St. Hel-
ens, Stayton, Tacoma and as far
away as Honolulu, with many
of them a direct result of promo
tion through the LC publicity de.
partment.
Dubach, Shuck Lecture
Drs. U. G. Dubach and L. Ed
ward Shuck are participating in
a series of lectures at' the First.
Methodist Church of Portland,
every Friday even'ing. ·
Under the general heading
"Churchmen in Society," the lec
tures cover current events. The
meetings are open to the public. Annual Semi-Completed:
Editors Pubiish Prices
Voyageur staff members report
the yearbook will be published
on schedule. All sections, with
the exception of sports and or
ganizations are now being as
sembled, and work on those sec
tions will begin April 1.
Co-editors Clair Roskam and
Fred Warner l'lave announced the
following prices: Full paid second
term students, free; l'ull paid one
term, $2; and special students,
new students and outsiders, $4.
• convention of the Oregon Edu
cational association , March 31
through April 2 in Portland, will
be held in the Pompeiian room
of the Congress hotel at 12:30
p. m. Reservations should be
made with Lillian Foleen, Alum
ni secretary, by March 31.
President Morgan S. Odell is
scheduled to speak during the
program, which .will honor grad
uates who :rre niJw in educa
tional .administrative positions.
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evenings. • Pd. adv. ... Friday, March 25, 1949
Lewis and Clark's co-championship basketball squad placed
Rod Downey, left: Bob Pollard. center, and Dean Sempett. righi.
on the ;Northwest conference all-star team. Sei1\Pert and Pollard
received first place berths, while Downey was named to guard on
the second team.
Groening Stales Science Requisi:les
Of Students al Northwest ,Confab
Integration of courses of the
lower division of general educa
tion before specialization was
discussed at the sixth annual • Northwest Conference on the ligion, be acquainted with t.he
great social problems, know poli
tics to be able to vote intelligent
ly and know history so as to
avoid falling into· the same pit
falls again.
Arts and Sciences held at the
University of Washington , March ,.
10, 11 and 12.
Dr. A. A. Groening, head of
the physics department, although
not scheduled on the program and
with only an hour's notice, spoke
on what the sciences expect from
the social sciences and humani
ties.
"The science department would
like students to get good general
education in those fields," Groen
ing said, "so that they might bet
ter understand science in living.
They should be educated, instead
of being technicians only.".
He said that the student should
be able to read, write, talk and
be acquainted with literature
and poetry. He should have a def
inite and adequate philosopHy of
life. He went on to say that stu
dents should know something of
psychology and economics so as
to understand · human nature,
have definite convictions in re-One A~tPlay, R·a~s
Featured in Show
A one-act play, "A Light From
Saint Agnes" by Minnie Madden
Fiske, under the direction of
Roy_ Goodpasture, speech arts
major, highlighted the assembly
March 22, in the Campus t.he
ater.
Dewey Harless played Father
Bertrand, R. L. Tabor portrayed
Michel Kerouac , and Shirley Hil
lary played 'Toinette .
·The story was of two lovers in
a small community in Louisiana
who had known Agnes Dever•
eaux. who had made everyone
in the town sign a no-drink
pledge. The day after Agnes
died, Michel, in a drunken stu
por, d'\cided to steal .her dia
mond cross that hung around
her neck. 'Toinette refused to
help and Michel killed her.· PIONEER LOG Page ThrM
'Night Must Fall' Reviewed High;
Roskam, Davis Lauded by Critics
By Bob Post and Paul Heitmeyer
"Night Must Fall" by Emlyn
Williams was presented to stand
ing-room-only audiences in the
Campus theater= last Thursday
and Friday nights. Critics pro
nounced it either the best of Di
rector Arthur Coe Gray's long se
ries of hits or a photo-finish with
"Shadow and Substance. "
The vehi,cle wa~ a psychologi
cal murder melodrama . Suspense
was well-sustained and at times
College Teacher
Placement Service
Places· Positions
Three students have been con
tracted for teaching positions I through the college teacher-place-
ment service. James Bitonti,
graduate student in social studies,
will teach in Florence . Clyde
Knox, graduating physical edu-.
cation mlljor will take his posi
tion in Portland schools and Bill
Moore, graduate student in edu
cation, will also teach in Por•
land elementary schools.
The service has been receiving
reports of vacancies from ele
mentary and secondary schools
throughout Oregon and a series
of inquiries will be sent to
schools' in surrounding counties.
Sixty graduating seniors and
twelve alumni are on the place
ment list up tq date witp. the
heaviest p'riod for placement
from now through May 1, ac
cording to Dr. Lucious McAfee,
head of education department.
17th CenluryMusic
In Radio ~pollighl
By Barbara Brunner
Evidence of LC talent that de-·
lights the airways each week is
the "Pioneer Hour" at 8 p. m.
every Monday on KGON, Oregon
City. Monday's program will be
a dramatization of Henry Thor
eau's, "Civil Disobedience," with
Elaine Michelson, Kenji Onishi,
Lloyd Johnson, Allan Meacham,
Albin Busek, Rufu& Gardiner and
Nancy Henton. Radio adaptation
is by Jack Forbis.. and Art Silva. terrific1 Doreen Davis was so good as
To those who have been ex-the querulous, and at times repul
posed to phychology-this in-sive, pseudo-invalid, that she
eludes most students and faculty made the audience fervently hope
members-the major interest of for her ·extinction. As the niece
the story lay in t)le revelation of secret a r y, Jean 'Scott Aiken,
the warped soul of Danny and the svelte and striking, overcame in
reactions of his contacts to his her later climaxes the handicap
personality . Danny was vaguely of not projecting sufficiently a
reminiscent of characters within naturally fine contralto voice.
our ken.j Thoroughly egocentric, When she said, "I hate you," she
a complete exhibitionist, yet he didn't hate enough; but when she
had a. charm that explained why approached Danny step by step
the old lady and the intellectual as he backed away, flinging at
secretary fell in love with him in him a crescendo of accusation,
their separate fashions; and even she was wonderful.
the strictest moralist in the audi- Joan Stoner, as usual, fell into
ence felt a shameful wish that a character part so that the char
he would escape the consequences acter lived the part to perfection;
of his crime. Jane Harper, in real life a work
This part was played with high of art, became a bulgy, sloppy.
skill by Clair Roskam, who--per- moronic slavey with expecta
fect tribute to that skill-made tions; Warren Evans as the coun
his auditors alternately love and try gentleman was so good-na
hate him. turedly stupid that all wished
Arthur Coe Gray should have him well; Mona Perkins as the
tak.en a curtain call; he never nurse was a nurse; Donald Eng
does. But the audience knew that !ish as the C. I. D. man was a
after all it is the director who good Inspector French who al
breathes the fire of genius into ways gets his man, and Hal Wood,
the cast and art into the de110r. ·~ in the spotlight ed prologue, de-
Betty Davis, assistant to Gray, livered the sentence on \he mur
directed the casting with deft derer as an English judge would
discriminati on. I do it.
Graduate Ernie Weaver
Applies Education Courses
·To Adult Recreation Plan
'fhe "starving young artist" is
a thing of the past, not that art
is disappearing, but today it is
the "ingenious young artist." As
proof compare the plans of Ernie
Weaver, graduate student 1n art
and education, with the biogra
phies of past masters.
· Monday evening from 7 to 10
p. m. Ernie instructs an adult
class in arts and crafts at Creston
schooL The cla5ses are $ponsored
by the Bureau of Parks as a part
of their community recreation
plan, and are free to the public. Museum Art school under the
prominent s c u 1 p t or, Fredrick
Littman, where he does sculpture
from live models. Saturday finds
Ernie, "working with the public"
at a men'~ clothing store.
Weaver plans to teach after
he receives his masters degree
in .July and eventually he hopes
to set up his own .galleries for
northwest artists in Portland.
Ernie titles his story, .. Five
Easy Lessom on How to Keep
Busy," however, it might well be
titled, "Five Easy Ways to Be
come a Success."
Dr. V. E. Faw lo Tesl
Delinquent Girls' I. Q. , LC Choir to Sing
AI Music Meeting
The LC choir, under the direcThe Delts presented their four
white rats, Eleanor, Harry, Bess
and Margaret used at the Honky Following. the dramatization will
Tonk Hop to the biology depart- be a roundtable discussion with
ment. They were received by I Kenneth Johnson a~d William
Dr. Francis G. Gilchrist. Stafford of the Engbsh depart-
ment and Art Silva, junior The first meeting of this class,
composed of 29 Women, voted al
most unanimously for a course in
ceramics. The second meeting of
the class showed an enrollment
of 40 women and 1 man, the news
of the course having traveled by
an enthusiastic word of mouth
due to the newspaper strike.
The increase of enrollment ,'
though an indication of success,
worries Ernie, who fears that if
'"People keep coming, I may not
be able to give them the individ
ual instruction th~y .want and
need." The psychology measurement s
class of Dr. Volney E. Faw, pro
fessor of psychology, will admin
ister a battery of psychologic al
tes)s to the girls of the Louise
Boarding House for Girls, March
28. ">--'~r'v•• of L. Stanley Glarum, will
appear on a program to be pre
sented in the Lincoln high school
auditorium Wednesday , March 30,
at 10:30 a. m. for delegates of Former LC Sludenl' .
Studies in New York
the Regional Music Educators ' Elizabeth Solonsky, former
conference and the Lincoln stu-student of Lewis and Clark, is
dent body. The program will also now studying music in New York.
feature numbers by Portland She is taking lessons from Cyrena
high school students . • Van Gordon who has sung with
A transcription of the entire the Chicago Opera company and
program will be cut for rebroad- the New York Metropolitan.
cast over radio station K;OIN at I She has an audition scheduled
9 p. m. Wednesday. · with Arthur Godfrey on March
Singing the same program 31.
which they presented on their "Liz<won the $500 first prize
recent tour, the choir gave a spe-on the radio program Take. the
cia! concert for patients of the Air in Portland last spring. She
Portland veterans' hospital Fri-plans to star.. in New York until
day, March 18. June.
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We pick-up and deliver
Phone 2-3411 speech major.
"Music from Lewis and. Clark"
on KPFM, Thursday at 4:30 p. m .
1 wili present contralto, Evadene
Bennett, singing some of the 17
and 18 century favorites. Also on
KPFM but Monday at 8:30 p. m.
will be a program by Phi Mu Al
pha with George'Thompson , bass,
singing "Bois Epais" by.Lully and
John Brewer singing the "Spirit
·Song" by Hyden. Katherine Mc
Gogy, pianist, will be . their ac
e om p a n i s t and play a Lizt
"Etude."
The KOIN. "Young Bob YoUng
Show" is Tuesdays at 6:15 p. m.
and will feature popular tunes.
Campus Maqazlne Runs
Photo of Pioneer Skier Persons attending the class
range in age from 18 to 60 years
and are, housewives, mothers
(PTA), professional people, de
partment store clerks, college
students and instructors of chil
dren's· clubs and organizations
wJ-·o seek, Recording to Ernie,
recreation, a new experience and
mode of expreszion. Ncne of them
have ever had any a:·tistic train
ing.
College credit for this service
ls given through Dr. H. S. Tuttle
in Education 299. The tests, under the supervi
sion of Franklin Scott, junior
philosophy -religion major, to be
conducted at the Waynwatt
school, are to determine the per
sonality and intelligence of the
gir Is in order to, assist the staff
of the home in direction and
counseling the girls.
The girls, about 35 of them
ranging in age 14 to 20, were com
mitted to the home by the ju
venile court.
New Colleqe Cataloque
Distribution April 15
Ernie also teaches arts and Copy for "the 1949-50 college
crafts, including small sculpture, catalogue is now at the printers,
"Pic of the Month" in Campus ceramics, leather tooling, plastic the dean's office announced Wed
magazine for February features pr:>jects and weaving from 7:45 nesday.
Don Case, LC skier and student to 10:30 a. m. daily at Lincoln The catalogue , which will be
instructor, who is pictured tak-high school. For this work he re-distributed about April 15, will
ing off in a galendesprung on the ceives_ credit fr?m Dr. L. 0. Me-, carry a com~lete program for •
slopes of Mt. Hood. The picture Afee m Education 155. nurses education and will show
was submitt4d by Gay Harding, Monday, Wednesday and Fri-the major study available in phil
director of publicity, to the pub-day, Ernie attends g r a d u ate osophy, raligion and home eco
lication, which is a relatively new classes at LC in lithography, his-nomics as well as several group
magazine of western college ac-tory of drama and ,education con-majors. The complete organiza
tivities published in Los Angeles . ferences with Dr. Tuttle and Dr. tion for elementary teachers edu
<;:opies are on sale in the college McAfee. Tuesday and Thursday cation, it was announced, will be
store. evenings he attends Portland available later. Page Four PIONEER LOG ,
Friday. March 25, 1949
AMS Smoker
To Feature Free
The second annual Associated
Men Students smoker will be held
in the LC gym tonight in honor
of all Dads. Comedy, boxing,
gymnastics and-food will: be fea
tured. in Gym Tonight
Food, Fights/Fun
Baseball Season Here
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In winning the slalom. downhill and combined in the confer
!~ce ski meet. Jerry Fullman paced his teammates to an· easy
v1ctory,
Skiers Win Conference Meel
In Walk Over Pacific~ Whibnan
Lewis and Clark gained its second Northwest confer
ence championship in less than a month as the Pioneer ski
lea mbrought home first honors l~st weekend in what was
a triangular meet between Pacific, Whitman and LC.
It was a case of too much Jerry Fuliman as that stellar
slat rider led th~ local team with .top honors in the down
hill, slalom and combined ratings. Lewis and Clark's other
.r·acer·s also helped to complete I
~~:etoncers domination of the I Track Hampered
LC finished in the lead with I B · w fh y f
601 points, followed by Pacific y ea er-e •
with 937 points and Whitman . .
1124. The Walla Walla school Juptter PluvJUs and company
was greatly hindered by leg in-· strll hold the upper ~and ~or the
jur·ies to two of its skiers . weather outlook durmg thts ear-judge and Dean Sempert the
timer. Dr. Julius Hessel will take
care of any injuries that may
arise. ·
Added to the gala event will be
a comedy featuring Bob Hallock
and John Walters. Johnnie John
son and company will give a hp.nd
balancing exhibitio n. A trophy
will be given to the best perform
ers.
Smoker committee has Bud
Hosford · in charge, Terry Cady,·
vice-chairman; R a I ph Nelson,
treasurer and publicity; Bob Ag
new, food, and Bob Sweet, fight
promoter. Serving of the refresh
ments will be take~ care of by
1 Sigma Alpha Sigma's pledges.
Hosford urges all students to ·
bring their Dads to this the men's /
social event of the year. He states
that this is the chance for the
fellows to get a night out, espe
cially tnose who are married. Johnnie Johnson. Portland body
culture . expert, will be featured
in a muscle bending exhibition
at tonight's smoker. In the· combined rating~ Full-ly track season as things have
man was first, George Anderson b~en. pretty damp and mis~rable
second, Lee Miesen third, John at ound _the cmders of the P10neer
Fer·gison fourth and Don Allison oval. Wtth all thts wet depressing
so;venth. The downhill race saw atmosphere the thinclads haven't
Fulman first, Anderson second been able to show much flash and
Miesen fourth, Fergison fifth and fom1 in . their daily workouts. _
AJliaon seventh .. Fullman led~ the Coach Eldon Fix may be f_ound
slalom event. followed ·by An-locked in his office continually
derson, Ferglson and Miesen in gazing into his little crystal ball
the first four places and Allison and working his Oujie board
in seventh. overtime in an effort to predict
Wet and heavy snow was .evi-some satisfactory weather. He is
dent in the Ski Bowl as the having his men work on condi
r·acers negotiated the rough and tioning, .form and practice starts
slushy course. Officials in the each day in order to have the
meet were members of the ski team ready for the first· track
classes under the chairmanship meet of the season April 2, down
of Ralph Nelson and the super-at Oregon State between the
vision of skiing director Jean Beavers, Portland U. and the Pia-VolleyballCompetitionHas
Challenge Rounds of Play
Horner. , neers.
Tongue Point Navy Will Furnish
First Oppoislion for Pioneer Team
Oat-opponent
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to enter the first annual Lewis and Clark college Faculty
Hunt, which is set to begin at 9 a. m. Saturday,, Ort Zilza, I..EWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE '
ESTABLISHED 1867.
hunt chairman, reports. 1
To avoid accidents, the hunt will be limited to only
1200 persons, with students to get the first crack at the vic
tims, that i:s, specimens. To be eligible ,the participants must VOLUME VII Portland. Oregon. t'riday. April 1. 1949 Number 24 ----- --
Shoplifting. 1C'ounl
Jails Ole Ennis send . in the· tops off three new
Buicks (or reasonable facsimile) Dr. Morgan S. Odell.Fired
Dean of men George W. "Ole"
Ennis was arrested early last Sat
urday morning in downtown
Portland on a charge of shoplift
ing by city police.
School authorities along with
J. C. Copeland bailed the erst
while dean out of the local bas-
tille early Monday morning so
that Ole would not miss any time
at sch'ool and thus keep the school
from getting its money's worth.
Speaking in his defense Ole
said, "I had just gone downtown
with some of the boys, namely
Al Coombs, David Fran~k, Si
Pomeroy, and Glenn Mickelson,
when the cops started picking on
me. Maybe we were a little
noisy but we weren't hurting
anything . A guy just. can't ,have
any· 1'!Jn nowadays, besides I
don't call that shoplifting, any-
way."
Young ·Bolshevisls
Meet This-Noon by 5 p. m. today. ,
Thi~ hunt, sponsored by the
Hunt Committee, will provide
fun-loving, sadistic students with
the chance for out of class activ
ity, and it will rid the campus
of a dangerous and growing
menace.
The Hunt Committ ee has di
verted faculty funds for use in
paying expenses and bounties on
the more dangerous species.
Faculty funds won't be needed
if the hunt is· successful.
Hunters will operate in teams,
and to determine team members,
qualifying rounds will be held
this afternoon. Feldon Ix, re
signed faculty member in charge
of th_e firing, reports that a fine
stock of fleet-footed pra'ctice
teachers has been obtained.
Hunters will use any weapon
they desire, but Ix recommends
elepltant guns for better effect,
especially on the forensic faculty.
It has been recommended that
persons bringing ..in two doctors,
or their equivalent, be allowed
to join the Faculty club. Mem
bers of this club proudly wear
the eye tooth of a history pro
fessor. Pen Badrow, club presi
dent, says as it is desirable to Shown in a characteristic pose is Nagrom S. Lledo whb is
obtain a stock of these eye teeth,
The Young Bolshevist's league prizes will be offered for history being boomed by certain pressure groups as the next president.
met today in W-22 to discuss the professors at any time. B. A. •1 ~ 1 D
problems of "Good Bolshevist The S. P. C. F. (Society for :7g pr.·1 00 S ance
Propaganda or How to Defeat Prevention of CI"Uelty to Fac- ~ .
Fi~~~~~~it:i!~~t:ick announced ~~~~~te~n~~~te~ly~h~~~d~~~g, t~:;lln B-30 'T'Ll·s· ETT.enl·ng
~hat ·· all is_in_. rea.diness for_ -the·. were unable to arbitrate, they J. Il · V 1
invasion-6,000 ,000 atom t>omos ·have proposed that religi(m d~-~ -·-An A~ril Fo~l dan~;: spo~sored b.y .... the-·faculty, to --b~
t d · th b -1 f th partment members be spared m . . h .11 f
sore m e mer room o e order that the "administering of held m Room B-30 from 8 p. m. to 3 a. m. tomg t Wl ea-
gym, 50,000,000 bottled germs in R f
last rights be provided for the ture the music of Hes Brown and His Band of enown o
the biology lab and 30 well
trained N. K. v. D. members of less fortunate. The · committee the Bob Hope radio program .
the Women's Building are ready has weighed this P-~~p~s~l ca:e- Brown sent1 word TuesdaY., March 29, saying, that he
for call at anytime. fudlly atndt hthave detcia<:u t'ug euthne-would be here. Previously he was not sure that he would be
h P . s1 er 1 a e nex mee In , . .
T e easant Log is prmting day after the hunt. able to get away from the program m hme to make the
millions of propaganda leaflets dance. Van Armitage was to 1
and the submarine, long camou-have furnished the music in his New Plan·s A1·red
!~:!~n~\;~e reflection pool, is Sororily Balloting place.
Besides the dance there will AI Board B·an.quel
. Summing up Comrade Heart-w· F I L
sick said, "Arise good, Bolshevists IDS, ra s ose be door prizes, including a semes-
-Joe is coming! Down with capi-· ter's tuition; free coffee for two In an address Wednesday be-
b f t d f fore the annual board of trustee's
talists! Down with the prole- LC women voted y an over-or one semes er an · one ree
tarian." whelming majority to accept na-dinner for two any time after banquet , Dr. Morga!'! S. Odell re
Student Grades
Must Reach 3.00
The question going around
the campus about why the in
structors are "cracking down"
was answered -last week by Dr.
Morgan S. Odell.
In order that the student
body may prepare to defend
themselves here is the answer:
There are too many students'
on the campus, about 300 over
the prescribed limit according
to Dr. Odell. The popular be
lief that LC is an easy-credit
college is erroneous according
to him. Anyone with a GPA
under 2.00 :will be dropped
from the college within one
semester if their GPA the. fol
lowing semester is not above
3.00.
Class Studie'S Joints
Last week the anatomy class~
headed by Muscles Ughford, took
a field trip to the New Star thea
ter, • where several specimens
astound~ the visitin_g students .
Ughford said, "Of all the joints
we studied, the New Star had
more outstanding points in its
favor."
' tional sororities on the campus April 15, to be served • at the vealed plans for complete reno
a recount of the recent ballating Canton Grill. The prizes will be vation of all classrooms. "Stu
revealed Tuesday . Freeda Hartz-presented by ti,e faculty to the dents find life at college diffi
feld, dean of women expressed winners after a ·drawing at 2 cult enough," he said, "without
her complete satisfaction over the a. m. inadequate sleeping facilities
final results and admitted she had Other entertainment will in-while being bored by our fac
been quite disappointed at the ·elude the winners of last week's ulty members."
' first report which indicated the talent quest held in local the-Plans include lounging chairs
measure had been defeated . aters and several members of the with a soft pine framework and
Fraternities, however, wiil be .KOIN orchestra will present in-air-foam cushions; cotton for ear
compelled to remain local as a re-termission and inci~en_tal_ music. stuffing; built-in radios with
sult of the votiJW. Art Silva, jun: ':r'he s_tudent body IS. mvtted to headphones; cigarettes; room
ior speech major, led the battle JO~ m the enter~amment by service for coffee; a copy of the
for nationals but failed to cap-domg comedy routmes, dances, Kinsey report at every chair;
ture the support of LC men. v~calizing . or . anythin_g they shoe laces, dispensed from a
Faculty voting gave nationals Wish; a pnze ·will be gtven the chrome-plated vending machine,
strong support but will prob-best performer ~r group of per-pin-ball machines and shuffle
ably not be of sufficient impor-formers, _accordmg to Norm_an board sets and free combs for
t t "d the student Olds, chatrman of the entertam- the women.
ance o overr1 e • "tt
. th f th fraterni- ment commt ee. -------
vote m e case o e "Th d ·11 be t e ·
. , e ance w1 a cos urn Coli S •
ties. affair; the more outlandish the ege uspenslon
Sororily Teelolalers
. Bolh of 'em, Angered
According to word received
from the LC sororities, a cam
paign will be launched · in the
cause of temperance under the
leadership of that ardent tee
tOtaler, Professor H. 0. N. Bull.
All non-d r i n k in g sorority
members have been asked to
participate to insure the succes8
of this venture. Bull says that
both girls will be armed with
pick axes . costume, the better," said· Olds. To Face Hand Holders
Admission will be by student LEWIS AND CLARK COL
body cards and Wheaties box LEGE, Portland , April 1 (Spe
tops. cial)-Scandal reared its ugly
Norris in Chevrolet head at Lewis and Clark this
~ring . Many couples have been
seen strolling around the cam
pus holding hands.
William H. Norris, college reg-Dr. Morgan S. Odell and Dean
istrar, is recuperating in his new Freeda Hartzfeld announced that
Chevrolet following the recent i because of these occurences, all
new low in student registration. persons found within one foot of
His case has been diagnosed as each other· will be suspended
despondency and visitors are re-from the college. Several stu
quested between the hours of 9 dents have already been suspend
a. m. and ' p. m. No flowers ed for ·an indefinite period of
please. time. Bored of Truslees
Announce Plan
To Gel New Prexy
The bored of trustees have
asked the resignation of Presi
dent Morgan S. Odell by mid
night Saturday. Should he choose
not to resign, volunteers will be
chosen from guests at the inter-,
sorority dance to heat the tar
and pick the chickens as an aid
in his decision. Members of th~
faculty will await him in the
women's building to wish him
"Bon Voyage" and present. him
with a set of spurs to master the
rail Dr. Edward Shuck has con
cealed in the underbrush.
Odell has been charged with
capitalistic leanings in the LC
communi~ and with ·excessive
irregularities in parking. He has
stolen the ghinko tree.
N agrom Lledo, local campus
electrician, has been suggested
to fill the vacancy. Rumors of
the r e p u b 1 i c a n revolutionary
movement hint the probability of
Dr. U. G. Dubach's receiving the
honor. ·
To Our Readers
Readers of this publication
are ·urged not to accept as fact
any or the articles appearing
on the first three pages. of this
issue, since the staff 'is ob
serving the first day of the
·fourth month of this' year.
Poppy Fields·Give
Students Kick
Miss Chrysanthemum is a thing
of the past.
However aspiring female can
didates of the college may have
other titles to shoot at next year,
it was announced 'today.
According to word received
from President Morgan S. Odell,
the famous chrysanthemum gar
dens will be uprooted and re
placed with fields of poppies.
·The poppy fields will be cul
tivated fot· the purpose of pro
viding opium, which will be
doled out to unhappy, frustrated
or flunking students by the local
nurse.
"I hope, said President Odell,
that we may soon becqme as fa
mous for our poppy fields as we
have been for chrysanthemum s./
"I want the students to get a
'kick' out of college."
Healhcliff Gives Birlh
To Six Bouncing Pups
Heathcliff, beloved campus
canine, gave birth to six pups
last week. Anyone wishing to
have one may do so by applying
at the registrar's office.
Formerly believed to be a
male, Heathy came through with
flying colors, but surprised fac
ulty and students alike by her
achievement .
A local veterinarian, hastil)'
called to the scene, made th~
following statement, which will
be reprinted in natioMl maga
zines next month:
The case of Heathcliff re Lewis
and Clark is definite proof 'that
American colleges need• general
sex education courses. Ignorance
and stupidity must go. We are
living in a modem age."
IT~ fR£E/
\'ES IT IS/
IN THE G't'l''l/ AST ~ ;
A1 L
SOCIAL LIFE/ -
PIONEER LOG
I Pioneer Portraits .
Paul All-Around
Player for LC
Athletic T earns
By Herb Williams . Friday, March 18. 1949
'Football Practice To Start,
Fall Schedule Announced
Plans for spring football have land; Oct. 21, Whitman at Walla
been announced by' coach Joe I Walla; • Oct. 28, Willamette at
Huston this week setting the Salem; No. 5, Pacific at LC;
opening practice session for Nov. 12, open; Nov. 19, bye;
April 1. Anyone who wants to Nov. 24, Portland U. at the
can turn out for the practice to Stadium.
be held each afternoon from Huston is trying to fill the
3:30 to 5 o'clock. Nov. 12 date with an away-Ed Paul, five-foot-eleven-inch,
one hundred seventy-nine pounds
of all around athlete is the sports
figure for this week. A local
Portlander , he attended Benson
high from 1941 to. 1944. At the
Mechanics school Ed lettered
three years in basketball at Fundamentals -and condition- from-home game.
MARCH25
COKE HOTDOGS guard, two years in football in ing will be stres~ed for the six
the backfield, and one year in week work session to be ended
baseball as a fireball pitcher. with an intrasquad scrimmage.
He also took part in other Huston wm also present new
school activities when he was a formations and plays that he ex
member of the Hi-Y, Letterm en's pects to put into operation next
club and held a high position on fall.
the fire squad and served on the At the same time Huston an-
executive board. nounced the football schedule for
8:00PM -------------------- -------=---------------Paul enrolled here in the fall next fall. Highlight of the sea
of 1947 and took up physical edu-son will be a game Thanksgiv
cation as a major. Ed has earned lng Day in Multnomah stadium
two varsity letters at quarter-agairist Portland university's
back on the Pioneer football Pilots. The Pioneers and the
team. He turned out for basket-Pilots will be meeting for the
ball this last season and saw ac-first time on the gridiron in a AMS Smoker Will Feature
t. t b th . d d f d benefit game for the Portland ton a o guar an orwar . . .. Boxing, Wres.tlin, g and Food fo;h~s :ral;i~~g h~oi:it;~;in:n h~~: I fn;h~ep~:~~e;: ~~:~·tt::ii com-
plete the round of athletic C04fi-
The second annual AMS smok- Top wrestler s are Reuben baseball team! limbering UJ? his petition with the hill-top squad,
cr will be given in the honor of Babch and Eldon Stender, heavy-· right arm to pitch for the Pio-with athletic teams of both
DAD, March 25. All men and weights. Johnnie Johnson and neers. schools vieing against each other
their fathers arc invited to the company, Studio of Body Culture. As for the future, Ed wants to in their respective sports.
gala affair. No admission will be I will put on a performanc e of mus-continue in active athletics and Another highlight is the ten
charged. Program , under the su-cle control. Chuck Babin, student learn the fundamentals of physi-tative scheduling 'of the Nov. 5
pervision of Bud Hosford, will of LC, will perform on the paral-cal education to be a coach in homecoming game with Pacific
consist of boxing, wrestling and lei bars. some high school in this vicinity. university for Fisher Field. The
other events, which will be One little secret that Ed tells is earlier game against Linfield
topped off with free food. Sk PI that he works in the lumber may also be played here.
Boxing bouts will feature Ray . iers ace High camps during the summer to Complete · schedule is as fol-
Howie, 130-poundet-, who reached keep in shape for the coming lows: Sept. 17, Western Wash-
the semi-finals in the state AAU In SUD Valley football season and to build up ington at Bellingham; Sept. 24,
matches last wee+:. Other con- those mil(hty musclc,s ior the Southern Oregon at Portland;
tenders are Ray Cramer, 195 J •t t• J M I women·to marvel Cll(er when the Oct. 1, College of Idaho at Cald-
pounds; Bob Strutz, 168 pounds: DVl ta lOna ee following school term starts. well; Oct. 15, Linfield at Port-
Bud Baker. 165 pounds: Gene Local skiers returned from Sun p· B k b 11 R d s B
Arvidson , 155 pounds; Dick Mac-Valley early this week after rnak-1 lOneer as ei a ecor s el y
M.illian, 135 pounds; Dick Kirch- mg a very good showmg m the
ner, 137 pounds;,George Hexter, Sun Valley ski club invitational Senl·ors Pollard Sempert·l·n Play
110 pounds; and Bill Taylor, 155 meet held last Saturday and Sun- I ·
pounds. Anyone still interested in day. Highlight of the meet was Lewis and Clark's two senior
1. Pollard holds the total point
participating irt the bouts may the fastest slalom runs posted by basketball stars, forward Dean record for his college career with
contact Hosford. two Lewis and Clark men. Sempert and center Bob Pollard, 887 pomts m 80 games for the
Pilot Sp ~lashers
Outscore Locals In class B Jerry Fullman's sec-hold almost all of the individual Orange and Black. This is an av
ond run was the fastest of the scoring records in this college, erage of slightly more than 11
da,Y, while Don Allison's first run according to statistics compiled points per game. ·scmpcrt holds
was the fastest in class C. Their b)! athletic director Eldon Fix. the free throw percentage high
other runs were a little slower. with 132 hits out of 193 attempts
Fullman came in eighth in Track Prospects for a .684 average.
class B downhill and fourth in the ' In the matter of single game Scoring Totals
Show Pione·ers
.Rank N·ear Top
Figures released by the con
ference statistician show that
Dean Sempert finished second in
Northwest conference scoring
with a total of 138 points in 10
games, Bob Pollard, Pioneer cen
ter ranked fifth with 123 poin!:
in the same number of games.
Jack Heron of Whitman led the
league with 149 tallies. Jim and
Bob Johnson of ·wmamette were
third and fourth with 129 and
126 points respectively.
Lewis and Clark ranked second
in both team offense and team de
fense. Willamette had the lead
ing offense with 63.1 points per
game while LC rang up a total
of 58.5 , points. In defense Pa
cific led with an average of 51.3
while the local squad held their
opponents to -53.1 points per con-
test. ·
In other individual scoring
guard Rod Downey ranked 12th
' with 84 points, forward Gordon
Mills 13th with 75 points and
guard Merritt Kelsay 23rd with
61 points.
Fred Wilson finished with 38
tallies, Merrill Peterson 20, Hal
Ellmers 18, Win VanPelt 15, Dean
White 6, Arnold Thomas 4 a!ld
Ed Paul 3.
Golf Scores lo
Determine-Team Portland universit.Y bested the
Pioneer swimmers la~t Tuesday
night at the Pilot pool, scoring 42
points to the locals 24 tally. The
free style relay team of Don Sem
pert, Bob Pollard. Bill Preble and
Bill Antis took one of the two LC
first places. slalom event. Class c finishing Include Seven records Pollard 'has scored the
was as follows; slalom, Allison most field goals, a total of 12
fourth, and George Anderson L w against Reed in 1947. Sempert Qualifying rounds for the Pia-
tenth; downhill, Anderson tenth, elter inners has the highest total score in a neer golf team will start March
Allison thirteenth. game with .his 29 points against 21 a~d last until March 31, ac-.
Warren Wilson took first in the
100-yard breaststroke. In the 40-
yard free style Sempert and Pol
lard tied for third. Bob Cairns
took second in the 220 free style
and third in the 100-yard back
stroke.
In fancy diving Semper! was
second and Jim Goddard third.
Bit! Antis was second in the 100-
yard free style.
Forbis Drama Monday No combined results were giv-j With only two weeks of prac-Linfield this past season. cordmg to team coach Charles
en so the overall finishing could tice remaining before the first A total of 348 points scored this 1 Haldors. There is to be 72 hole
not be determined. A former LC Pioneer. track meet of the season, past year puts SemJ?ert ahead in medal play to determine the
student, Jim Harris, competed in any new prospects that intend the highest season total. His 11!8 members of the team.
the meet. He finished eighth in to turn out, should contact coach field goals is also the most scored, All. those trying out should
both the slalom and downhill. Eldon Fix immediately. Clare while Pollard made 78 free turn m thea· scorecards to Hal
This weekend the conference Madsen will serve as track man-throws in 1947 to lead in that dors at the bookstore. Matches
ski meet will be held in the Ski ager and needs a 'couple of as-department. may be played at the Top o' Scott
B I M H d Guard Rod Dow. ney ha"s the golf course. ow at t. oo . Teams from sistants, those looking for the job
Pacific, Whitman, Willamette and should see him or the coach. highest gift toss percentage, .772, First man to post a score was
Lewis and Clark are thus f<jr en-Coach Fix announces that the fashioned out of 44 successful Don Smith, who turned in a 74.
tered. Slalom and downhill will following thirty-three men are conversions in 57 attempts. Thi~
be run on different days. out for track. record was set in the last basket-Chess Club Elects
100 and ,220-yard d~sh: Merlin ball season.
Pitchers Needed for
An original dramatiz ation writ-Pioneer .Baseball Team
ten by John Forbes will be enact- Anyone with an arm of steel is
eel on Monday evening's KGON needed on th!'f Pioneer baseball
"Pioneer Hom" broadcast from I squad. Due to injuries, Coach
ll to 8:30 p. m. Warren Smith, is looking for White, Dick Walker, Archie Me-The highest score ever run up The Lewis and Clark Chess
Crae, Milton Staple, Henry by a Pioneer squad was the 110 club has announced the election
Leines, Everett Boyd, Bob Gaines points scored against Reed in of its officers at its last meet
and Hal Ellmers. 440: Fmncis 1947. The team high of 48 field ing. They are: Willard Stephens,
Cox, Lowell Haeffele and Herb goals was also set then. This year fresh rn an physical education
Williams . 880: Pete Hahn, Dick the squad had a free throw per-major, president; Deane Moore,
Platt, John Alford and Clair centage of .637. This high average junior biology major, vi<'e-presi-
The cast will include Kather-pitchers .
ine Fortiner, Irving Johnston and Starting next week the JV's Francis. was set by making good 411 dent ,and Paul Egger. freshman
Mile: Dean Moore, Marvin shots out of 645 chances. business administration major,
Fred Warner. Art Atkisson will will practice separately from the
announce. varsity if the weather permits. Quick, Dick Balsiger and Gene 1 On the defensive side of the treasurer.
Arvidson. Two mile: Bob McEn- ledger Lewis and Clark held Pa----------------
any, Gordon Makinster, Bob Jen-cific college to a grand total of
nings and Osgood Munger. High 13 points in a game in Deceml:ler
hu'rdles: Henry Ehleringer and 1946. The four field goals scored
Dale Thomlinson . Low hurdles: by the Quakers is. the lowest
McCrae, Ehleringer, Thomlinson , number scored, against the Pia-
Gaines and Ralph Phillips . .neers.
Shot put: Ray Cramer. Discuss:
Dick Larson. Javelin: Will Steph
ens and Jim Bond. High jump:
Chuck Gengler, Larson and Win
Van Pelt. Pole vault: Art BakkE!!
Larr'y Barbour and Gengler .
Broad jump: Bakke, Staple,
White, Phillips and Ellmers. 'Mural Volleyball
Volleyball competition 'tl}is sea
son will be played on 'a challeng
ing basis. Teams will be placed
in order as the teams are entered.
Entries are still open .. Games will
be played at teams' convenience . LC Students !iOc
C. a G J·J·PARKER'S
1nem TH~!~~
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By Special &rranll'•m•ntl
.JOBlf l!'OBII'B
.A.00.4em)' A W&1'4 W'lllDiD&'
"THE INFORMER"
Btardll&' Vlotor Ko&la&'I1D
&114 • Voting's today,
From nine to two.
Mine ia picked.
Is yours too?
-Dee
LEWIS AND CLARK ESTABLISHED 1867 Anyone wishing to assist
with 'arrangements for Reli
gious Emphasis Week should
contact Eileen Senseney im
mediately.
V~O~L'U~"".-.~ ---~~------------- ---------------~=--~~-.~~ ,~~~~~~~ ... ~IcU~---------- ------ -------- -----------------
----ME----V-I_I ___________ -,--------- -------:..Por tlancl. Oregon. Friday. March 25, 1949 -Kumber 23
Molhers' Club
Benefil Show
March 29 al· 8
Coeds to Model Styles
Of New Sprinq Clothes
Mothers, dads, husbands and
wives are invited to the Mothers'
club Benefit .Show which will
begin at 8 p. m. March 29 in the
Campus theater. A parade of
spring fashions for both men
and wcunen sponsored by Charles
F. Berg and Rosenblatt's cloth
ing store will highlight the pro
gram.
Coed models Bee Jay Harris,
foeshman; Pat Steen, senior;
Euphama Haymes, freshman, and
Donna Knutson, spphomore , will
supplement professional models.
Gwen Wagner Commentator
Gwen Wagner, fashion coordi
nator of Berg's, will be commen
tator !or the style show. She will
be assisted by Huse Chastain,
Rosenblatt president . Virginia
Norman and Donna Macklin,
freshman, will provide back
ground music for the show.
Intermission music under the
direction of John Stark Evans,
director of music, will include a
violin solo by Pat Steen; alto
solo by Marilyn , Boyd, accom
panied by Margaret McVicker;
and a piano solo by Virginia
Norman.
Refreshments Follow Show
Refreshments will be served in
the center following the show.
All materials for the sh.o"w
.have been donated in order that
income from tickets will '>c net
profit, club president Mrs. J. S.
Laird explained. All money
taken in will go toward furnish
ing the student lounge, she said.
Firms and individuals who h~ve
made recent donations are Ro·
tary club, Metropolitan Press,
Frank's Stationery, Hathaway
House, Pendleton Woolen Mills,
and Mrs. E. A. Jakku, Hood
River. This Year's May Queen Candidaies
.•.
Anticipating tpday's election results with keen interest are 12 of the 13 senior would-be mon
archs of May Day to be held on the campus May E. and 7. 'l'op row, leU to right are Abigail Trask.
Nancy Holden, ·Phyllis Bat~. Pat Steen, Sandra Fo!ter and Norma Young. Bottom row. left to
right are Pat McCornack. Yvonne Wellman, Virginia White, Thelma R0011, Rosemary Loder and
Dolorl!! Bawden.
Saturday Youth-Go¥ernmen-t:=Mat-~--H----~- THis_w~x ..
P f L • } . A bl Friday. March 25 repares or. egJs 1ab ve · ssem . y 8 p. m.-AMS Smoker, gym.
The Youth and Government ,
zone 1, Pre-Legislative assembly
will be held on campus all day
Saturday, March 26. Dr. U. G. Du-from different zones.
"The Big Issues Before Our
State" will · be the .topic of Dr.
L. Edward Shuck, assisted by
bach, chairman of the Oregon Gene Rabe and Stanley Price, po
YMCA youth and government litical science students. Dr. F'. H.
committee will open the meeting Dammasch , former chairman of
with the address, "The · Chal-the Ways and Means committee Salurd.ay, Mazch 26
10 a. m.-Youth and Gov
ernment conference.
Sunday. March 27
4 p. m,-Mu Phi Epsilon
·spring concert, chapel. ,
Mcnday. March 28
8 p. m.-KGON , Pioneer
Hour.
Tickets are on sale for $l in lenge of Your Progr~m." in the Oregon senate, will speak
the student, body store and from 8:30 p. m.-KPFM, Festival
of • Mu'sic, Phi Mu Alpha,
chapel. club members.
A special bus will leave the
Salmon street bus depot at 7:40 Preparation is the keyword of
the assembly. Students of high
scliool Hi-Y and Tri-Y clubs are on the "How and Why of Legis-
lative Procedure "; Dr. Carl J.
Hollingsworth , a Portland physi-
P. m. for the campus and will pat·tt· t'pat· g · t' f . c m m prl;!para ton or cian, "What Does It Mean?";
return to town at Hi p. tl'. th "Y th D " f th o· ,---------..:.-----, . e ou ays o e regon George Swanson, executive sec-
legislature to be held April 29 retary of the Northeast YMCA,
and 30. They will elect state offi-will lead the Song Fest at the
cials and draw for positions in lw1clieon. ·Paul s. Campbdl wm1 SENIORS
Orders for your commence
ments must be made before
next Friday, April 1, in the
campus bookstore.
Voyageur editors announce
that no student pictures will
appear in the yearbook's or
ganization section unless the
Sl.25 original fee has been
paid by 3:30 Friday, March 25,
to postoffice box 6. the senate and house. be coordinating the program on
.This is the assembly of zone Saturday. .
one, two delegates from each of Jerry Crock we 11, part-time
the high schools in and around club supervisor of the North
Portland, Oregon, is divided into Branch YMCA and LC student
four zones and each of the zones has worked on the committe,
hold similar assemblies to elect however is now recuperatin~
the state officers. The elective from an illness at the Veterans
offices will be filled each year t hospital. Tuesday, March 29
11 a. m.-Mu Phi Epsilon as
sembly, theater.
6:15 p. m.-KOIN, Young
Bob Young Show.
Thursday, March 30
11 a. m.~ampus Chest
kick-off; movie, "This Is
Their Story."
4:30 p. m.-KPFM, Music
from L-C.
Friday, AprU 1
9 to 2 :30-May Queen final
elections , student center
and gym. I'Thirleen Girls
Vie for Tille
Of May Oueen
Votipq All Day Friday
To Decide 3 Candidates
Voting in a primary election
to eliminate ten of the 13 candi
dates for May Queen will be
held today in the gymnasium
and student center from 9 to
2:30. The three women who win
in today's election w'm be voted
on next Friday in a final vote
by the student body to elect the
queen. The two runners-up in
this election will automatically
becom,e crown princesses .
Public announcement of the
election results will not be made
until the April 8 issue of the
LOG, according to Janet Morgan,
May Day chairman.
The 13 nominees vieing for
queen are Florence Seberg,
Rosemary Loder, Dolores Baw
den, Norma Young, Sandra Fos
ter, Abigail Trask, Virginia
White, Yvonne Wellman, Pat Mc
ornack, Rat Steen, Phyllis Bates,
Nancy Holden and Thelma Roos.
Eligibility for nomination of
May Queen was based upon re
quirements stated in the consti
tution that a candidate must be
from the senior class and have
attended the college for at least
one year.
Petitions for class princesses
may be obtained from class presi
dents Monday. All petitions must
be turned into the class presi
dents by Tuesday, April 5, at
12:30-p; ·m. -in -time for class
meetings where nominees will
be voted upon.
Debaters Journey
To Redlands Meet
I . Four senior members -of the
forensic squad are making final
preparations for their trip to. the
University of Redlands for the
West Coast Pi Kappa Delta tour
nament to be held March 24-26 at
Redlands, California.
The team, which wiil travel by
bus, includes Ardis Newholm and
Yvonne Wellman, • senior wom
en's debate team and Ben Padrow
and Harold Wood members of the
I senior men's debate team. Adena
Joy, forensic coach, will accom
pany the teilm and act as a judge
at the tournament.
Debaters will also enter ora
tory, impromptu, extempore and
discussion contests.
Art Silva placed second in the
Old Line Oratorical contest spon
sored by the Intercollegiate For
ensic Association of Oregon at
Willamette university last Thurs
day. His award was $7.50.
Fifteen Seniors Make National WhoE Who
F'ifteen seniors have been committ ee, Order of L, president
named to the Who's Who Among Lambda' Phi Epsilon.
Students in American Co11eges John Elwood-Pre sident fresh
and Universiti es, it has been an· man class, P. N. N. C. delegate,
nounced by the registrar 's office. International Service Student
Nine ~pen and .six women made delegate, president Sigma Alpha
the list and senior Hal Ellmers is Sigma.
the only repeat from last year. Leonard Forsgren -Publica-
Phylis Bates -Assistant and tions commissioner; summer edi
treasurer student body, Miss tor, sports editor Pioneer :Log;
Pompon, delegate 0. F. C. L., editor Pathfinder, bask~tball,
vice-president senior class, presi-track,_ Sigma Alpha Sigma.
·dent Theta Kappa. Uoward Fowler-President,
Hal EUme~Football , basket- vice-president student body; dele
. ball, all-conference track, athletic gate to World Christian Youth conference, Alpha Rho Omega. 1 homecoming chairman , P. N. N.
Dick Grass--Treasurer , assist-C. delE!gate, president Red Cross,
ant treasurer stuc;lent oody; cam-president Palatine Manor, Pi
pus life committee , Alpha Rho Kappa Delta, Alpha Gamma .
Ben Padrow-Foren sics, Alpha
Omega, delegate 0. F. C. L. Psi Omega, president Acacia col-
Curtis Gumm- Vice-president ony, carnival chairman , Pi Kappa
student body, junior class presi-Delta.
dent, band, p1·esident Commerce Robert Polhird-All-conference
club, Theater Arts, Alpha Rho basketball, football, b)lseball,
Omega, delegate 0. F. C. L. swimming, Order of L, athletic
Rosemary Loder-Miss Chrys- committee, Lambda Phi Epsilon.
anthemum, president Internation- Dean &.mpert-Captain, all
a] Relations club, Student Chris-conference basketball ; captain
I ian association, Mu Phi Ep~ilon. golf; ed,itor, sports editor Pioneer
, Ardis Newholm -Forensics, Log; athletic committee, Lambda Phi Epsilon.
Yvonne Wellman -Foreqsics,
A. W. S. treasurer, junior class
secretary, Erodelphi ans, Amicans,
junior class representative, Sigma
Rho.
Virginia WhUe-Publications
commissioner , P. N. N. C. dele
gate, news editor Pioneer Log,
editor Pionee'r Guide, Amicans,
Erodelphian s, Sigma Rho.
Norma Young-Social commis
sioner, president inter-sorority
council, rally squad, Sacajawean s,
Amicans. president Alpha Gam
ma. , I l
I
I
I Page Two
One Great /four • • •
On Saturday night, March 26, between 7 and 8 and 10
and 11 p. m., there will be broadcast one' of the greatest
single programs in the history of radio. Called "One Great
Hour," it will be heard on all stations of CBS, ABC and
Mutual sponsored by 20 Protestant, Anglican and Eastern
Orthodox churches to help raise more than ten million dol
lars for world relief thro·ughout America on Sunday,
March 27. PIONEER LOG
_Reflecting Pool • • • Friday. March 25. 1949
By Ima Ignoramus
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIII
The spirit of competition is the
spark that pushes most of us on
ward. Cooperation through a mu
tual feeling of give and take,
however, is the final factor that
measures success or failure.
Robert Sherwood, playwright, and Eric Barnough, presi
dent of the Radio Writers Guild of America , are collaborat-
ing on a dramatization to give fifty million radio listeners a I ~~J.~;~~~~;:;J
clear idea of just why contributions are so necessary now 1 ~ ~~=~:===:::::r:i=7~~~
for the overseas work of the church. It will feature well
known stars of stage, screen and radio, • including Gregory
Peck, Ida Lupino ,· Robert Montgomery , and Quentin ReynA combination of these two
points is the essence of a plan
concocted by Harry Godsil, junior
business administration major.
His plan-to robe Bodine in a
covering of bricks-is one that
should appeal to each of us.
olds, narrator. The President will also speak. I
Besides the radio program , church people throughout
the United States are being urged to cooperate in a Lenten
sacrificial meal plan. College dormitories are also urged to
participate in the meal-saving plan.
We are all aware that in Europe and in Asia there are
still millions who are hungry, who lack adequate shelter
and who are in desp'erate need of proper clothing. Here is
something we can do ·as a tangible expression of our Chris
tian concern. All funds will be used for emergency relief
only.
One Great Hour is an opportunity for one great effort
toward one great goal.
To Much to Ask?
Humbleness is the sign of true greatness, it's said.
Certain of the faculty forget this fact occasionally.
Given traffic citations ·for obvious infractions of the rules,
these few self-important instructors storm the traffic office
attempting to use their position as protection. One irate
professor actually demanded an apology after being cited
for parking in a grassy area.
The faculty, in due respect to its position, is given Gadfly
Eliminate Both Athletics, Forensics;
1New ProgritmB.\~~~;_dby Gadfly
Perhaps we should afld to our collection of famous last words,
"Fortunately I was able to stay out of that skirmish . . :: Poor
old "Ole." He started out doffing his Hornburg, slipped into a root
er's cap, hid beneath a sombrero and now it appears his chapeau
is a bit trylonesque . (Apologies to the perisphere .)
But to take the sage of Pala-tine too seriously is a sad mis- ~.nd have lived happily in splen-
take. Up to now only Priscilla
and I have taken issue'with him The absence of external con
struction on our buildings led one
recent visitor to the campus to
remark, "All your buildings are
temporary aren't they."
Of course she was wrong, and
all of us realize it. Lewis and
Clark college is not temporary.
It is here to stay, and the.respon- ,
sibility of its future rest$ in the
hands of those who now call it
their alma mater. .
The absence of bricks on Bo
dine is not an oversight nor is it
anything to be ashamed of. How
ever, Harry believes that its black
walls should serve as a challeng e
to each of us. ·
special privileges and a convenient parking area. Refusal of Screen did isolation. Now it seems we
must move over for ~ai·olyn.
Welcome to our side, lady. But
please don't get too irate about
it alL Remember that you can His plan is to make "Bricks
for Bodine" a slogan for a mass
student project. Each class would
appoint a committee to supervise
the program within their own
ranks to sell bricks for Bodine to
their relatives , themselves, and
their friends. Dances and the like
could also be thrown in as ·an
extra source of revenue. Members
of each class working together
takes care of the cooperation end
of the plan-now for the compe
tition. a few individuals to cooperate after these considerations
does not reflect favorably on the faculty as a whole.
A refreshing difference in attitude was displayed by one
who could understandably be excused from observation of Guild Revives Oldies;
'Informer', 'Winterset'
the regulations. Having lost his 'registration sticker and in By John Forbis go far to find a·columnist demo-Each class will be in a race
cratic enough to let you call him with the others to furnish the
"Ole." Besides, some day our I most bricks for Bodine. In the
"literary hack from back of the end the winning class will be
shack" may be right about some-honored by having a bronze plate
thing. (Now someone can write set into the corner of the Bodine
a nasty letter about me). (If they building, serving as a monument
forget to pririt Carolyn's letter to their efforts throughout the
you'd better not read the above). lifetime of Lewis and Clark col-
.. the normal course of events receiving a violation, this party The Guild theater· revived two
neither fell back on his position or exercised his legitimate American films, vintage about
excuse. He paid his fine quietly. 1937, which offer an interesting
"That man" tried last week to lege. May we su~gest that more of the faculty follow the
1, study in contrasts. Both pictures
example of President .Morgan S. Odell. -N. W. S. are heavy fare and not recom-
B A R K 0. F T H E L 0 G I :~:!:~t a;ora:o:~e~:~~:n e:~~~
from out of town. The contrast --------------- - qualify the pro athletic side of That is the plan of Harry God
the story by comparing attend- sil-cooperation and competition.
ance fikures ~ May I point out What are you going to do with it?
that any "sin den" worth the
Ole Ostracized
To the Editor:
May a new student of LC ask a
question? I'd like' to know why
a person in such a position as
the dean of men would write an
article such as the one in last
Friday's Log!' It seems to me
that he used a very juvenile
method-sarca stic or intellectual
mudslinging -to make a point.
In plain language, it doesn't be
fit the title of a dean.
DQ... we try to compare Somer
set Mi1Ugham with Robert Bench
ley? What right does Ole have to
call the author of "Pioneer Pid
dlins' " ignorant when the pur
pose of the article is satirical, not
a serious editorial?
I don't think it gives a very
good impression of the school
when any member of the faculty
tries to be witty at the expense
of a student.
. Carolyn Murfree .
Ed Note: You'•• forced u1 to
reveal the truth. Yes. Ole i1 the
dean of men. HoweYer . ln his de·
fenae we mult add that Ole has
clear cut schisophrenic: tendencies
and in the writing of his column
imagines himlelf a crusading
freahman aent to aaYe the col:
lege.
I Dld Not!
To the Mental Giants:
This is an open letter to the
cowards who haven't the 'courage
to voice their own convictions.
In last Friday's papet; I was made
the brunt of a childish prank
which gave a group of inferior students a chance to voice an
opinion of theirs without having
their names associated wit!) it.
This entire group is suffering
.from complexes ranging from ar
rested development to introver
tial apoplexy, The only answer I
c;an find for such behavior is an
extreme case of hero worship
(which I have always tried to
discourage). As a result of their
physical and mental shortcom
ings they have developed terrif
ic revolt complexes toward ath
letes. The introverts of whom I
am speaking are Don Case, Ugh
Knutson, Dick Barton, Ken
Knudson, and George Hudson.
I would be the last person to
deride or criticize either our ath
letes or debaters , simply because
we have an acute shortage of
both. I was shocked to find my
name affixed to the article last
week, but with a little investiga
tion I found that the aforemen
tioned were the cUlprits.
I would greatly appreciate it
if my "ghost writers" would' re
frain from distracting me from
my real purpose in life; namely
research in the Economic History
of Roman :Sand Instruments. I
have no time to devote to such
trivial matters or I would certain
ly sue for defamation of char
acter,
Harold Sullivan.
Ed ,Note: Sorry. old man. We
haYe no way of checking the au
thenticity of the aignatuns on
leUen aubmlUttd and must &e·
c:ept them on good faith. Our
faith ia damaged also. arises chiefly, from the treat
ment each receives from the
powers that be in Hollywood .
The Informer achieves a peak
of stark realism seldom reached
in American movies. name will outdraw our athletic
Through a foggy and menac
ing Dublin night blunders the
stupid, all-too-human character
of Gippo Nolan (played by Vic
tor McLaglen, who surprises
with some of . the best acting
ever put on film). Gippo · can't
win, that much is evident from
the start due to some effective
foreshadowing by director John
Ford, still the action that follows
is packed with tension and sus
pense right up to the' over-melo
dramatic ending. The acting
throughout is excellent, the music
is · fine, the photography good
and the directing superb.
Winterset, on the other hand,
is disappointing. Transferred to
the screen, Maxwell -Anderson's
powerful tragedy becomes a pale,
insignificant, over-romanticized
cliche complete with all the
usual variations: boy meets girl,
loses girl,-regains girl, etc., lead
ing relentlessly on to a happy
ending with the only tragedy I
being that none of the original
,play's beauty is recogniz'able.
Alter Thought
Queena are regal.
That's· also a beer.
Oops! Presbyterians.
That's a bum steer.
-Dee teams two to one. Odds are the
teams themselves would be
drawn from the scene of combat
to indulge in revels of a sort.
Therefore, using "Ole's" criteria,
I suggest we eliminate both
Forensics and Athletics and sub
stitute an intensive program of
dissipation. We'd still , have
enough lettermen if I'm any
j;udge of talent. (Nate: Let it be
known that I am not an advo
cate of either side of the train
ing vs. braining controversy. I'm
simply against "Ole.")
Vision for the week: Imagine
a spring struck young member of
the Future Teachers of America
(it's coming to our campus) sid
ling up to some helpless female,
leering into her eyes and mutter
ing between gasps, "Will you
wear my F. T. A. pin, Honeypot?"
Those of us who are unaffiliated
with any group have been sat
isfied with our .old Van Buren
buttons. Local Michelangelos
Active on Gym Bench
Where is the little white gym
bench of yesterday, that shone
so fair~y in the morning sun-·
light?
Rumor has . it, whoever orig
inally painted the town red, and
his second cousin, doubtless a
publicity man for Dad's rootbeer ' scampered across the campus one
monlight night and dabbed our
siesta-seat a gory black and red.
Nor is this the first desecra
tion. As Archie would say, "at
times it has looked like Finne
gan's rainbow." The week it w.as
green, Wembley, the campus
.mouse, broke a pivot tooth mis
taking it for green cheese.
If the next advertisipg cam
paign doesn't find it swabbed in
passion purple, we will be hap
pily surprised.
Meat.
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a:,:y;:;t-nl BW ~U'OUC, .A.n &tiiUIOD, Barb&l'a Bruan.r, J'lo;r4 OUm-' Bob DeviD, Dll&IUI Dooler, .Tollll Blwood, .roan Blllll, .T•ft"l K&l'b, Dlolt J'bW!pe, Ge.e &abe, Kariqu a&D~U~ru4 &D4 '91rrtal& Wblte. ......W Wrttal'as Joan Hilla, Norm Prlhar, Tom Shore, Herb Williams Friday. March 25. 1949 PIONEER LOG Page Three
On Tile SfJclal S1tle with Jean Mcintyre
Greeks Pledge Forty-Two;
Sororitie$ Planning Dance LC Audience Ac:c:laims Pianist
-By Reinhard Pauly
A rare treat was provided. LC student~
~arch 22 at a special music assembly, featur
mg Wanda Krasoff, pianist, who is becoming
increasingly well-known in the west coast and
all over the country. children ·s pieces by the contemporary Brazilian
composer, Villa-Lobos·, a Kabalevski sonatina
and Scriabines's nocturne for the left hand.
Mozart's well-known A Major sonata made
a strong impression through the· melodious
beauty of the composition, brought out by the
pianist's uncomplicated and sincerely musical
in~erpretation. The Brazilian work was surpris
ingly familiar in idiom. Though the settings
did not reveal much of Lobos' individual style,
they seemed to express the spil'it of the words
as given by Miss Krasoff, who performed these
arrangements with charm and vigor. Of ~he re
maining portion of th program the Scriabine
nocturne proved most popular with the large
audience. Six campus social fraternltles began pledging 42 men
this week. Sigma Alpha Sigma. who leads the list with
eleven men, is pledging Robert Albrecht, Don Btolomaus,
Robert Hilken, Donald Hoyt, James King, Allan Lehl, Ted
Prio,m, pave Tomlinson , Hal Tomlinson , and Milton Zusman .
The seven red-hatted Lambda Phi Epsilon pledges are
Charles Allen, Marvin Axtell, Francis Cox, Kirk Dean, RichHaving appeared as soloist with the Port
land Symphony orchestra some weeks ago, Miss
Krasoff had returned to Portland for another
performance with this organization, this time
for the Standard Hour. Taking advantage of
this opportunity, 'Dr. John Stark ·Evans, director
of music, invited her to the campus. ard McGhee, Roland Pomeroy
and John Staqy. Three men
pledging Acacia Colony are,
William Cline, Charles Miller
and Ray O'Dell. Eight men pledg
ing Alpha Rho Omega are, Lee
Arnett, Leland Brunquist, Rich
ard· Burns, Frank Charnholm,
l{eith Enger, Burton Hender
shott, Raymond Jarvie and Rich
ard Lange.
The Olympians . are pledging
six men, Robert Hallock, Hugh
Harcourt, Stanley M c G r a t h,
Dick Metzler, Lowell Miller and
Robert Peters. The seven men
pledging Delta Tau, Rho are, Lar
ry Barbour, William Erickson,
Dick Phillips, Warren Martin,
Robert Stein, Edward Wallace,
and Jerry Wetherell. • • •
Plana are under way for the
Inter-Sorority council dance to
be held April 2 in the campus
gymnasium. Chairmen of com
mittees in charge of the all
school girl-ask-boy affair are
Beverly ·Martin, Theta Kappa,
tickets;· Sue Cook, Theta Kappa,
entertainment; Eileen Jones,
Theta Kappa, decorations; Rob
erta Boone, Theta Kappa, re
freshments; Doris Goody, Sigma
Rho, publicity; · Virginia Wion,
Alpha Gamma, patrons, and
:Setty Bissio, Alpha Gamma,
cleim-up. • • • •
Saoajawean1. freshman-sopho
more women's honorary, formally
initiated eighteen girls in the
drawing room of Palatine Manor
Thursday, March 17. • • •
The twenty-two Alpha Gamma
sorority pledges entertained the
members Monday night at the
home of Betty Bissio, Alpha
pledge. The party was on a cir
cus ·theme with candy, popcorn
and banana splits served as re
freshments. • • • Dr. Philip H. 0Yermeyer. guest
speaker or I. R. C., will talk on
the "Problems of Southeast Asia"
at the club's meeting next Tues
day. Dr. Overmeyer's talk will
be the third and last of a series
of discussion groups wltich the
club has had on the subject of
Southeastern Asia.
:' All students who are interested
are invited to attend the meet~
ing which will be held at noon
in the cafeteria.
Communists Aid
Chinese Peasants,.
Hoskins Avers The artist presented a well-chosen, varied
program including a Mozart sonata, a set of
World Affairs ·
Currency Change Brings Problems; Mu Phi Ep~ilon
Russia/U.S. Plan_ Spring Maneuvers Plans Annual
By Gene Rabe Greece and another is in Nor-·s •
BERLIN: The u. s., Britain, way. The exact disposition of pnng Con"cerl and France outlawed the Soviet these troops is not known, how-·
eastmark Sunday in a move to ever in the past V{e have sent
stabilize the currency in their technical forces to Turkey and Annual spring concert of Mu
sectors of the city. Once again the Greece to help modernize their Phi Epsilon, women's '·national
city's economy is split. It seems armies. These new-found forces music honorary , wili. be pre
that heretofore both the east and may be of like nature. This writ-sented Sunday, March: 27, at 4
the west in Berlin used the An-er wonders how expendable these · I A . p. m. in the chapel. . ,· ·, g o-mencan money because it forces are when considering the th b f . Consisting of six parts, -the pro-was wor a out our times as sizeable Russjan forces opposing
much as the Russian backed cur-them in this a~med truce. gram wilt include solo numbers
Recent information and inter-rency. That is not to say the Rus- by Mary Taylor, piano;··who will
pretations on conditions inside sian currency did not circulate- 1 .... ... * play "La Plus Que Tent~" and
China were brought to LC cam-only the Berliners thought the TOKYO: From othe other side ''Minstrels" by Claud~ Debtissy ;
pus Wednesday, March 23, by west's money to be more reliable. of the globe comes word from Shirley Bender, sopra·no;·.'singlng
Dr. Lewis M. Hoskins, acting ex-Nine months ago the west iritro-the headquarters of General "A Green Cornfield" ·lj:Y ·Michael
ecutive secretary of Portland of-duced their currency to Berlin Douglas MacArthur that Satur-Head, "Young Love Lies 'SJeEip
fice of the American Friends and it was to function side by day the Japanese Communists lost ing" by Arthur Som~l'VIlle ·and
Serice committee. Dr. Hoskins, side With the eastern money. One more ground in local elections. two Russian folk songs;·1tha Billie
who came at the request of Dr. no~ wonders how the plagued Out of a possible 311 positions Ryburn, contralto, i'tl -•1 'TWas· in
Philip Overmeyer, spoke to three economy of Germany's besieged in municipal · governmen the the Lovely Month of May". ·by
student groups on the pictUre. of capital will function. Because the communists took four offices. Robert Schumann, "in· Summer
today's China, stressing the· fac-city is carved up and east-west There are still some 200 offices Fields" by Johannes Brahms; ahd
tors which have brought about t.ratfic is at a standstill, there·wm to fall vacant before the end of "Hark, Hark the Lark"'· by Franz
the domination of the Commu- probably be no evident change the year. Possibly the worth of Schubert. Murial Fittt;· violin,
nist party. in the economic situation. How-the occupation government and will play the four movement So
. ''The major faetor in the rise r ever, because the western mark is its policy in Japan may be judted nata in G Minor by G. Tarti'ni.
of the Communists has been the worth more, it wou.W he hasty to by the outcome of these political A piano-organ duet, i'Fi!ntasie"
economic reforms which they venture how the authorities pro-battles. by C. Dewarest, will be perlormed
have been able to bring to the pose to stop the illicit traffic in Japan has h~d a t~ndency ~n tlie I by Barbara Forbes anli '~athleen
peasants ," Dr. Hoskins stated. exchange that is sure' to crop up. past to assocJate Jtself With a McGogy. Roberta Boone, flute,
''These have made the Chinese Also from Berlin word comes more or less aristocratic and con-Arlie Dale Hull, cello;·ahd Helen
willing to accept a new 1'egime, that the a_ussians have trans-servative government . Of course Gordner , piano, will phly Sonata
even though Communist, in place ferred upwards of 15 divisions of while the militti.ry was in con-in A Minor, Opus 1 nri!t'lber 4
of the Nationalist government troops from Siberia to the west trol of both the war and civil by G. F. Handel. ·· · · ':
which has beea unable to main-for "spring" maneuvers. The governments these elements were Jo Ellen Hanse~ .&?Ph~more
tain economic stability." Americans countered with war driven to a more subdued role in music major, will 11nnol,i~ce the
This momentum, Dr. Hoskins· games in defertse of the ·Rhur. their country's government. Now, progt-am . ·
said, cannot be stopped by Amer-The same source seems· to have in conjunction with the repre- Margaret McVicker, · ·sopho
ican military aid.· found other contingents of our sentatives of the working classes, more, is chairman ot the com
The speaker has just returned depleted army-part of it is in they are showing a d~ided tend-mittee which is hanjiling ar-
News of a birth came this from three years' relief work s • I l H ency to remain right of center in rangementa for the concert and week from Honolulu. Virginia with the American Friends Serv-. OCie y 0 o.nor opposition to the communists and Joyce Gittings, junior,. is in
and Warren Jones are the par-ice committee among the peas-s d T . socialists of the country. charge of publicity~ ' ents of a daughter, Christine a_nts ~both Communi.st and Na-lu enl eachers ------------;.;.;.;::=.:;....:.:.....:::.::::::::~----
Jane, born March 12. Virginia , ~lonahs~ a~eas. The Friends v.:or;k . . College Better Than Doctor Claims Spastic·
who graduated last June, was JS contmumg on a non-partisan Nearly 150 student teachers N d . · '·
a_ct_iv...;.e_i_n_t_he_T_he_a_te_r_Arts_.::...' c::.._lu_b_. ;_b_as_i_s·-----~~- --from Lewis and Clark, Reed, ee s Dally Transportation to, From Campus
Hanky Tonk Chairman Recalls Hop Highlights;
Guests Fascinaled by Bastille, Chute, Costumes Marylhu,st, Cascade and Oregon · ·
College of Education at Mon- By BH Jar Harris
mouth, doing practice teaching With all the new and very green freshmen running helter
in the Portland schools, will be ~k.elter over the campus these past six weeks you may have
honored at an informal reception m1ssed seemg a boy in a wheelchair in Bodine. His name is Robert By Wes Phillips
Well, the fabulous flop of the
year came off as predicted. Nat
urally I'm talking ab<l,Ut the
Honky Tonk Hop. From all re
ports every one had a howling
good time-in fact some heads
were still howling the next day.
The bastille did a rushing busi
ness. First time I've seen the
boys want to go to the jug. Even
Art (anti-fraternity) Silva used
the very fraternal bastille with
Donna Knutson . That one kiss
fine must have cinched the d,i!al.
Very frequent patrons were Vern
Clark and Bobbie Boone who
were apparently awaiting the fall
of said institution.
The chute off the Henderson
Marston bridge fas~inated both
young and old. Speaking of old.
reminds me of Ole Ennis, the
swabie of the evenlng, who with
his blond date streaked down the
waxed slide making his usual
dramatic entrance.
Escaping from the little one for
the evening were the 'Pross Palm-
I ers-probably locked it up in a
cage. Showing a more domestic
desire was Sgt. Woody Wood
rum who pushed a baby buggy
full of Le Hot Dogettes around
during the dance.
Those sewer certificates were
tucked away in the strangest
places by the gals. If you want
to see a really deep blush, ask
Barbara McCutcheon where she
put hers.
Clad in one of the more reveal
ing costumes Will! Polly Pitney.
THe material consisted of half net
and half imagination. Paving the
way for events to come was
Merrylyn Tarbet with a split to
the waist blouse-liberalization
-that's what we need. Gentle
men, _please. note! Friday evening, March 25, by Anthony Lacanale and, naturally , he likes to be called Bo\>. ·
members of Theta chapter of :Sob is a spastic and although both his parents and 'the State
Delta Kappa Gamma, national Vocational Rehabilitation bureau advised against it, he was de
teachers honor society. termined to go to college. Last year, before he was gr<1duated
Helen Schaper, counselor at from Franklin, he wrote a paper · Franklin high school, is general on labor problemS for an A. F. ple, and maybe some one·of them
chairman of the affair to be held of L. scholarship . He came in would become interested and
in the auditorium of the new fifth in the state and the small help to bring more of these pea
Creston school. Gay Harding, LC award he won was just the pie out from behind· closed
publ4cit:y direct<r, is handlling moral support he needed to fight doors."
all publicity, , as he did for eight. months. Bob' likes his fellow student ~.
A short program will include "You have a great deal of who, he says, have been helpful
remarks on the changing currie- courage to ... " I started to say, and "swell." Being at Franklin
ulum, retiremeht and sick leave but he interrupted me. "Let's and here at Lewis and Clark'
benefits for teachers , and a de-not talk of my courage, " he said. have done more for him, in his
scription of the services avail-"I once went to Grout Center, a words, "than any doctor has or
able through the special aervice school for handicapped children. ever could do."
department of Portland schools. There I saw real courage. Many He's not sme what his major
Two Attend Math Meet
Miss Katherine Arnold, pro
fessor of mathematics, and Miss Mrs. Wieman on Alr Elvy Fredrickson, instructor in of them had no chance 'at all, subject will be but he does his
their handicap was so great. My best work in science a.nd is an
co:tdition was far better than authority on all sports. He would
theirs, and yet they were fight-like to write sports articles.
in:t-fighting hard-with a stern The Red Cross has been driv
will and determination, to learn. ing Bob to and from school but Patty Cook, director of wom-. the department, are attending
en's activities for KPOJ, will in-the meeting of the Pacific North
terview Mrs. Alic\! Wieman on west section of the Mathematical
the new LC home economics Association of America being
major over KPOJ at 9:30 a. m. held at Oregon State college to-
Monday, March 28. day and SatUrday. "I thought if I could go to a they will not be able to continue
normal school, where boys and this service much longer. Any
girls could see me ,and talk to student driving by Sixty-first
me," Bob cont~ued, "maybe and Powell could help Bob by
they would begin to feel more bringing him to the campus. His
natural around handicapped peo-telephone is SU 7424. ...;
Page Four PIONEER LOG Friday. March 25, 19U
Study of Bizarre Collection Sludentlnslruclors Face Teacher Problems .
P bl .£ D , L p .£ By Jim Carroll ·amazing how much information tions club conferen~e bel~ m E.u-TO em lOT .rsyCil TOlS Every day brings new prob-can be brought out in discu~sion gen~ where the mam topiC of diS-
lems to the student taking prac-when the class has been ~pht ·up cuss1on was. the U. N ..
For the benefit of absent-min d-collapsible snood; one string fak.'e
ed students: who far outnumber pearls; one bank book, property
'the absent-minded professors, the of Pauper No. 7188; one purse
following list of lost articles are· with four pennies; one clip pin
mildewing in the bookstore and with "Dieut Mon Droit" (mean
may be had by merely extending ing Kiss Me Kate), inscribed upon
a grubby paw and claiming such: it; multitudes of female handker-tice tea~hing. The teacher train-into small groups each working Mathematics, accordmg ~o An-
ing program is designed to ac-on a different phase of the topic, ~rew McC.ornack, ~ath ma]~r, do-
Seven kittenless mittens; one chief hats; one green button;
·Dr. B. K. Russell
Speaks in Chapel
On Christian Life
By Floyd Cummins
Man should build a life that
will live forever by its quality,
Dr. Robert K. Russell, Mt. Tabor
Presbyteria n church minister,
told chapel attendan ts Thursday,
March 17, at the 11 a. m. service.
Speaking on "Rendezvous with
Life," he said, "Life is like a
vapor. The gift of life is a pow
er to share the eternal purpose of
th0 living God. Life cannot be
de~troyed because the soul will
never die. The destiny of that
soul lies in belief in the living
Christ."
Answering the question-What
is your material life?-negatively
Dr. Russell pointed out that be
cause life is like a vapor, life is
not meaningle ss because scien ·
tifically a vapor is the most pow
erful agency man knows and
"therefore our life can be pow
erful in bringing others into the
Christian church."
"The ethics of the Christian
t·eligion," he said, "is that a ren
dezvous with death has no terror
in the soul that trusts in God. If
a person does not believe in eter
nal life, he does not because he i.;
not living a life that deserves to pens, pencils and a zoology dis
section kit.
A reporter's report on a reporter:
Jerry "Crew-cut" Marks, the
reporter who wrote ihe preceding
story on the lost and found de
partment, looked very much like
an anteater while he was "inves
tigating" the lost articles. If you
have ever seen an anteater at
work you will know what I mean.
All the time he was digging in
the piles of lost items (and being
watched by another reporter), he
was hummin g and singing in his
own inimitable way, "Careles s
Hands." Draw your own conclu-
sions.
Pacific U. lo Host
Highe~ Ed Confab
"What Are the Objectiv es in
Religious Wot"k?" will be • the
theme of the second annual
Northwest Conference on Reli
gion in Higher Education being
held today and Saturday . Pa
cific univers'ity in Forest Grove
will act as host for representa
tives from state and private in
stitutions throughout the North
west.
Representing LC will be Dr.
John L11ng And<'rson, head of the.
··eli~ion department : Dr. Win
field Nagley, John B. Harrington,
college chaplain, and members of
go on." 't the religious activities comm1 -Comparing life with water on • quaint the student with some of he said. mg practice :each.mg at Lm~oln
the intricacies of methods and Rosemary Loder Teaches high school, IS shll taught JUSt
procedure before he is awarded Taught along much the same about as it was 20 or more years
his teaching certificate. line is the international relations ago. He teaches sop~o~ore a~ge-
Take the problem facing Ted class in which Rosemary Loder, bra and makes def1mte assign
Sullivan, social science major, do-political science major, is prac-ments t? be . covered for each
ing his practice teaching in so-tice-teaching. class. It's as Simple .as t~at. But,
cial problem s· at Jefferson high This class is combined with he warns, "Don't thmk 1t's easy,
school. Ted's class is being taught the International Relation s club until you've tried it."
by the project method. That is, and the students get credit for
they plan several •projects for the projects carried on by the club.
semester and work on one until Regular parliamentary procedure
the subject has been covered is used in conducting the class
thoroughly , then move on to the and the chairman is selected ·from
next. • among • the group by election.
Coal of Living Problem Each student must get recogni-
A recent project was the prob-tion from the chairman before
!em "of seclirity with a topic, tl;le he speaks, Rosemary said. She
cost of living, as one assignment helps in directing the course of ~campus :Chesl
Drive F ealure
AI Next Chapel
for class discussion. Ted's prob-the discussion by receiving rec-"This Is Their Story," a movie
lem was to find the latest figures ognition and then introducing filmed in Europe and Asia, will
on the cost of living so that he new topics. be shown at the All-Campu s
would have them available for The panel type of presentation chapel Thursday , March 31, in
the discussion. is used extensivel.Y with small the Campus t)leater through ar-
He spent hours searching for groups presenting both sides of rangements by Bob Perry, of the
the elusive statistics . When he I some issue followed by questions Campus Chest committee.
finally traced down the statistics, from the rest of the class. I This chapel is to be an· intro-
he had learned that much of the Outside Work duction to the opening of the
information a teacher must have These panels are not limited to Campus Chest drive April 4, and
is not found in the library. the class alone. Recently two stu-will feature President Morgan S.
Going far toward offsetting the dents from the class presented Odell and Howard Fowler as
headaches involved is the stimu-the affirmative side of the ques-speakers.
lating experience received in act-tion: "Is the United Nations ade- "The drive," says Keith Burns,
ing as practice teacher in a class quate to prevent world conflict?" chairman of the Campus Chest
taught with the latest methods. With two students from Washing- committee, "is a drive to en~
According to Ted, the students ton high school who took the neg-all drives literally, but it's sue
usually tackle the problem with ative side, this question was pre-cess depends on liberal contri
enthusiasm when they are as-sented over a local radio station. butions in order that all charit
signed one phase of the question The class-club sent a delegation able organizations will be com
to be ·discussed in class. It is to the state international Rela-pletely satisfied."
Veterans Advised to Use Guidance
Center for Job-Training ·1Counsel The Campus Chest is an at
tempt to consolidate all drives
by charitable organizations into
one. To make it operate satis.
factorily, these organizations
must make their contacts through
Record-preaking college •en- 1 vealed. the Campus Chest committe~.
rollments since the end of the 1 Vocational advisers and ap-Beginning April 4, the drive
tee.
the ground, a horse on the hor-This conference was· instituted
izon, a ship far on the sea, grass l:Jst year on the campus when
in the· ('elds, bt·eath in .. the no:>:. LC aeted-as -host school. __ ~ · · VA 'd t will continue for one week. war will, in the next few years, praisers m gut ance cen ers,
~~ ;.:.;oL ................ - - • .............._,_ .~ - •• .J,f
tril.S. ·.~ ~":apor in ~he va.lley: 1?)'. Classroon1 teaching of religion-
Russell sa1d that _smce life Is_.as 1Jln!i campus religious actiyities
uncertain to last as these, man will be main topics of the con
should prepare for the "life heve-ference, .which will have Dr.
after by living according to the Peter Odegard, head of the po
teachings of Christ now." litical science department of the result in increased competition such as the center at Reed col-Wednesday, April 6, classroom
for professional and admi,nistra- l!;!ge, use the report as an aid in solicitations will be made of all
tive.-jobs, a Bureau 91\;.~por -Sta-~unse_li~ _:_d.! sa b I e d veterans studen~s and faculty.
tistics -report, prep·at·ed for V.et-_ -planning to~ taknourses of edu- ·Env~lop~s ~ave been prepared
erans administration, -has re-cation or training. for contn~ubons, and have a
National G~oups
Contact College
Two men's national service or
ganizations recently contacted
George Ennis, dean of ll'en, re
garding ·the establishment of lo
cal chapters of their clubs on the
LC campus. University of California , as fea
tured speaker. Saturday , Dr.
Nagley will read a paper on "The
Religious Viewpoint of Alfred
North Whitehead."
The Reverend John B. Har
"ington will conduct the Satur
day morning worship services.
Mildred Wharton Talks
To Hiqh School Seniors . J Because of the unpreced ented space -:-provtded so that studen~s
T . T bl b'e f c liege graduates en~ and faculty may allocate their ransportallon rou e 1. ~;:.~g ~h: la~or market. the re-contributions to either. the gen-
M F Sl • h dl port said employment require- • era! fund or any char1table or-ay orce e.1n ar I ments for. many jobs "are likely ganizati~n ~hey designate ..
T Fl E t b · d " v t e· being Orgamzatwns wh1ch wtll be Our 10 Y 10 Urope o e raise . e erans ar . . .
. ' urged lo enter courses of edu-I dt~cussed m chapel pnor to the
· . t. · · " 1 el dnve are the World Student With the arrival of bad news catton °1 Iammg as cos Y s · F d h' h 'd · f _ · · · · · ·related as possible to their inter- ervtce un • w IC at s or th1s week, md1~abons hmt Dr.. d . . .. eign students· the National
H . · h ests an capac1bes. . • . . e1 mann Stemhardt may ave to Scholarship Service ·and Fund
change to air travel as a means . ~hose who plan to go . i~to for Negro Students, which acts
of guaranteeing his proposed trip off!c~ occupations: . th~ report to bring existing scholarships
to EuroP.e in June. . · co~tmued, should c~nsider spe-and ~egro students together ; and I Letters received from ship lines ctfJC trammg 10 thls fteld, as the National Cancer Society.
1 were pessimistic. One, U. S. lines, many employers · prefer workers The Campus Chest committee
informed him that under Presi-With 1 well-roullnded bb us 1 n e sds members are Keith Burns, chair-schoo or co ege usmess a - · Intercollegiate ~nights. a serv-
. ice fraternity founded in 1924,
expressed interest in affiliating
the Mustang s with their gro1.1p.
Mustangs now carry on the func
tions of a service club at LC.
Blue Key, men's national sen
ior organization, also wishes to
establish a chapter on the cam
pus although no similar local
gmup now exists.
Plans are being made, accord
ing to Ennis, for the drafting
of formal petitions to be sub
mitted to both organiza~ions. A
group of Mustangs will present
their petition at the national con
vention of Intercollegiate Knights I
in Pullman , Wash., April 22. 23, 1
and 24. 1 Mildred Wharton , assistant to
the president, departed March 21
for a series of visits to high
schools in central and southern
Oregon, for the purpose of ac
quainting high sch_ool seniors
with the opportunities available
at Lewis and Clark. She will be
in the company of. other repre
sentatives of various independ
ent Oregon colleges . dent Truman's direction, most . . . . . man; Bob Perry, chapel arrange-
C-4 cargo ships have been trans-rn:n~st\·a~~on ~aimng to r~hos~ ments; Bob Hallock, ·all-faculty
ferred from' the Maritime com-wit , co ege · egrees m I era show arrangements ; and Bruce
· · h f th avts. I M F I d 'bl' 't miSSIOn to t e army or e use A veteran seeking advisement c ar an , pu ICl y.
of displaced persons. A final hope, and guidance from v A "should ~ ------
Holland American lines, has not be made aware of the competi-Alumni Luncheon Slated
replied. tion which he is likely to meet At Convention 'Meetinq
Dr. Steinhardt has now esti-in many fields," the report said.
mated an overall cost of $1300 for "He will be well~advised to con
each of the 20 or more partici-sider more · of the less-crowded
pants, if the journey is to be by though perhaps less-glamoro us
air. While the majority of these fields, :md to take courses which
are students , some graduates and will enable him to qualify for
a teacher are included. Letters more than one type of job." A special luncheon for Albany
LC alumni, planned for April 1,
in connection with the annual
Expanded April Listing
Features Easter Events
An enlarged mailing list of
9,000 will receive the April col
lege calendar, off the presses
March 28.
The April issue, which repre
sents a 7,000 jump in circulation
fron1 the previous month will
feature the vadous events con
nected with the Easter season. A similar series of conferences
have just been concluded in
Portland and other trips have
been made by Dean Charles
Howard and Dean George Ennis.
Talent Show
Application for the next
student talent show to be held
April 26 should be left in box
451 not later than April 23, ac
cording to Otto Roth, chair
man of the audition commit
tee.
The committee wants plenty
oi time to audition all appli
cants and urges that applica
tions, which can be obtained
in the book store on student
body office, be turned in as
soon as possible . have been received from St. Hel-
ens, Stayton, Tacoma and as far
away as Honolulu, with many
of them a direct result of promo
tion through the LC publicity de.
partment.
Dubach, Shuck Lecture
Drs. U. G. Dubach and L. Ed
ward Shuck are participating in
a series of lectures at' the First.
Methodist Church of Portland,
every Friday even'ing. ·
Under the general heading
"Churchmen in Society," the lec
tures cover current events. The
meetings are open to the public. Annual Semi-Completed:
Editors Pubiish Prices
Voyageur staff members report
the yearbook will be published
on schedule. All sections, with
the exception of sports and or
ganizations are now being as
sembled, and work on those sec
tions will begin April 1.
Co-editors Clair Roskam and
Fred Warner l'lave announced the
following prices: Full paid second
term students, free; l'ull paid one
term, $2; and special students,
new students and outsiders, $4.
• convention of the Oregon Edu
cational association , March 31
through April 2 in Portland, will
be held in the Pompeiian room
of the Congress hotel at 12:30
p. m. Reservations should be
made with Lillian Foleen, Alum
ni secretary, by March 31.
President Morgan S. Odell is
scheduled to speak during the
program, which .will honor grad
uates who :rre niJw in educa
tional .administrative positions.
For Sale,
1933 F'ord Tudor, 1936, rebuilt
engine block wit~ '46 intake
manifold and carb., heater,
spotlite, fog lite. See Eugene
Rabe, McAfee or call CA 2153,
evenings. • Pd. adv. ... Friday, March 25, 1949
Lewis and Clark's co-championship basketball squad placed
Rod Downey, left: Bob Pollard. center, and Dean Sempett. righi.
on the ;Northwest conference all-star team. Sei1\Pert and Pollard
received first place berths, while Downey was named to guard on
the second team.
Groening Stales Science Requisi:les
Of Students al Northwest ,Confab
Integration of courses of the
lower division of general educa
tion before specialization was
discussed at the sixth annual • Northwest Conference on the ligion, be acquainted with t.he
great social problems, know poli
tics to be able to vote intelligent
ly and know history so as to
avoid falling into· the same pit
falls again.
Arts and Sciences held at the
University of Washington , March ,.
10, 11 and 12.
Dr. A. A. Groening, head of
the physics department, although
not scheduled on the program and
with only an hour's notice, spoke
on what the sciences expect from
the social sciences and humani
ties.
"The science department would
like students to get good general
education in those fields," Groen
ing said, "so that they might bet
ter understand science in living.
They should be educated, instead
of being technicians only.".
He said that the student should
be able to read, write, talk and
be acquainted with literature
and poetry. He should have a def
inite and adequate philosopHy of
life. He went on to say that stu
dents should know something of
psychology and economics so as
to understand · human nature,
have definite convictions in re-One A~tPlay, R·a~s
Featured in Show
A one-act play, "A Light From
Saint Agnes" by Minnie Madden
Fiske, under the direction of
Roy_ Goodpasture, speech arts
major, highlighted the assembly
March 22, in the Campus t.he
ater.
Dewey Harless played Father
Bertrand, R. L. Tabor portrayed
Michel Kerouac , and Shirley Hil
lary played 'Toinette .
·The story was of two lovers in
a small community in Louisiana
who had known Agnes Dever•
eaux. who had made everyone
in the town sign a no-drink
pledge. The day after Agnes
died, Michel, in a drunken stu
por, d'\cided to steal .her dia
mond cross that hung around
her neck. 'Toinette refused to
help and Michel killed her.· PIONEER LOG Page ThrM
'Night Must Fall' Reviewed High;
Roskam, Davis Lauded by Critics
By Bob Post and Paul Heitmeyer
"Night Must Fall" by Emlyn
Williams was presented to stand
ing-room-only audiences in the
Campus theater= last Thursday
and Friday nights. Critics pro
nounced it either the best of Di
rector Arthur Coe Gray's long se
ries of hits or a photo-finish with
"Shadow and Substance. "
The vehi,cle wa~ a psychologi
cal murder melodrama . Suspense
was well-sustained and at times
College Teacher
Placement Service
Places· Positions
Three students have been con
tracted for teaching positions I through the college teacher-place-
ment service. James Bitonti,
graduate student in social studies,
will teach in Florence . Clyde
Knox, graduating physical edu-.
cation mlljor will take his posi
tion in Portland schools and Bill
Moore, graduate student in edu
cation, will also teach in Por•
land elementary schools.
The service has been receiving
reports of vacancies from ele
mentary and secondary schools
throughout Oregon and a series
of inquiries will be sent to
schools' in surrounding counties.
Sixty graduating seniors and
twelve alumni are on the place
ment list up tq date witp. the
heaviest p'riod for placement
from now through May 1, ac
cording to Dr. Lucious McAfee,
head of education department.
17th CenluryMusic
In Radio ~pollighl
By Barbara Brunner
Evidence of LC talent that de-·
lights the airways each week is
the "Pioneer Hour" at 8 p. m.
every Monday on KGON, Oregon
City. Monday's program will be
a dramatization of Henry Thor
eau's, "Civil Disobedience," with
Elaine Michelson, Kenji Onishi,
Lloyd Johnson, Allan Meacham,
Albin Busek, Rufu& Gardiner and
Nancy Henton. Radio adaptation
is by Jack Forbis.. and Art Silva. terrific1 Doreen Davis was so good as
To those who have been ex-the querulous, and at times repul
posed to phychology-this in-sive, pseudo-invalid, that she
eludes most students and faculty made the audience fervently hope
members-the major interest of for her ·extinction. As the niece
the story lay in t)le revelation of secret a r y, Jean 'Scott Aiken,
the warped soul of Danny and the svelte and striking, overcame in
reactions of his contacts to his her later climaxes the handicap
personality . Danny was vaguely of not projecting sufficiently a
reminiscent of characters within naturally fine contralto voice.
our ken.j Thoroughly egocentric, When she said, "I hate you," she
a complete exhibitionist, yet he didn't hate enough; but when she
had a. charm that explained why approached Danny step by step
the old lady and the intellectual as he backed away, flinging at
secretary fell in love with him in him a crescendo of accusation,
their separate fashions; and even she was wonderful.
the strictest moralist in the audi- Joan Stoner, as usual, fell into
ence felt a shameful wish that a character part so that the char
he would escape the consequences acter lived the part to perfection;
of his crime. Jane Harper, in real life a work
This part was played with high of art, became a bulgy, sloppy.
skill by Clair Roskam, who--per- moronic slavey with expecta
fect tribute to that skill-made tions; Warren Evans as the coun
his auditors alternately love and try gentleman was so good-na
hate him. turedly stupid that all wished
Arthur Coe Gray should have him well; Mona Perkins as the
tak.en a curtain call; he never nurse was a nurse; Donald Eng
does. But the audience knew that !ish as the C. I. D. man was a
after all it is the director who good Inspector French who al
breathes the fire of genius into ways gets his man, and Hal Wood,
the cast and art into the de110r. ·~ in the spotlight ed prologue, de-
Betty Davis, assistant to Gray, livered the sentence on \he mur
directed the casting with deft derer as an English judge would
discriminati on. I do it.
Graduate Ernie Weaver
Applies Education Courses
·To Adult Recreation Plan
'fhe "starving young artist" is
a thing of the past, not that art
is disappearing, but today it is
the "ingenious young artist." As
proof compare the plans of Ernie
Weaver, graduate student 1n art
and education, with the biogra
phies of past masters.
· Monday evening from 7 to 10
p. m. Ernie instructs an adult
class in arts and crafts at Creston
schooL The cla5ses are $ponsored
by the Bureau of Parks as a part
of their community recreation
plan, and are free to the public. Museum Art school under the
prominent s c u 1 p t or, Fredrick
Littman, where he does sculpture
from live models. Saturday finds
Ernie, "working with the public"
at a men'~ clothing store.
Weaver plans to teach after
he receives his masters degree
in .July and eventually he hopes
to set up his own .galleries for
northwest artists in Portland.
Ernie titles his story, .. Five
Easy Lessom on How to Keep
Busy," however, it might well be
titled, "Five Easy Ways to Be
come a Success."
Dr. V. E. Faw lo Tesl
Delinquent Girls' I. Q. , LC Choir to Sing
AI Music Meeting
The LC choir, under the direcThe Delts presented their four
white rats, Eleanor, Harry, Bess
and Margaret used at the Honky Following. the dramatization will
Tonk Hop to the biology depart- be a roundtable discussion with
ment. They were received by I Kenneth Johnson a~d William
Dr. Francis G. Gilchrist. Stafford of the Engbsh depart-
ment and Art Silva, junior The first meeting of this class,
composed of 29 Women, voted al
most unanimously for a course in
ceramics. The second meeting of
the class showed an enrollment
of 40 women and 1 man, the news
of the course having traveled by
an enthusiastic word of mouth
due to the newspaper strike.
The increase of enrollment ,'
though an indication of success,
worries Ernie, who fears that if
'"People keep coming, I may not
be able to give them the individ
ual instruction th~y .want and
need." The psychology measurement s
class of Dr. Volney E. Faw, pro
fessor of psychology, will admin
ister a battery of psychologic al
tes)s to the girls of the Louise
Boarding House for Girls, March
28. ">--'~r'v•• of L. Stanley Glarum, will
appear on a program to be pre
sented in the Lincoln high school
auditorium Wednesday , March 30,
at 10:30 a. m. for delegates of Former LC Sludenl' .
Studies in New York
the Regional Music Educators ' Elizabeth Solonsky, former
conference and the Lincoln stu-student of Lewis and Clark, is
dent body. The program will also now studying music in New York.
feature numbers by Portland She is taking lessons from Cyrena
high school students . • Van Gordon who has sung with
A transcription of the entire the Chicago Opera company and
program will be cut for rebroad- the New York Metropolitan.
cast over radio station K;OIN at I She has an audition scheduled
9 p. m. Wednesday. · with Arthur Godfrey on March
Singing the same program 31.
which they presented on their "Liz<won the $500 first prize
recent tour, the choir gave a spe-on the radio program Take. the
cia! concert for patients of the Air in Portland last spring. She
Portland veterans' hospital Fri-plans to star.. in New York until
day, March 18. June.
• Records
• Radio Repairs
• Phonoqraph Repabv
• Appliance Repabv
Oswego Radio & Record Shop
lit at 'A' ATeuue Oswego
We pick-up and deliver
Phone 2-3411 speech major.
"Music from Lewis and. Clark"
on KPFM, Thursday at 4:30 p. m .
1 wili present contralto, Evadene
Bennett, singing some of the 17
and 18 century favorites. Also on
KPFM but Monday at 8:30 p. m.
will be a program by Phi Mu Al
pha with George'Thompson , bass,
singing "Bois Epais" by.Lully and
John Brewer singing the "Spirit
·Song" by Hyden. Katherine Mc
Gogy, pianist, will be . their ac
e om p a n i s t and play a Lizt
"Etude."
The KOIN. "Young Bob YoUng
Show" is Tuesdays at 6:15 p. m.
and will feature popular tunes.
Campus Maqazlne Runs
Photo of Pioneer Skier Persons attending the class
range in age from 18 to 60 years
and are, housewives, mothers
(PTA), professional people, de
partment store clerks, college
students and instructors of chil
dren's· clubs and organizations
wJ-·o seek, Recording to Ernie,
recreation, a new experience and
mode of expreszion. Ncne of them
have ever had any a:·tistic train
ing.
College credit for this service
ls given through Dr. H. S. Tuttle
in Education 299. The tests, under the supervi
sion of Franklin Scott, junior
philosophy -religion major, to be
conducted at the Waynwatt
school, are to determine the per
sonality and intelligence of the
gir Is in order to, assist the staff
of the home in direction and
counseling the girls.
The girls, about 35 of them
ranging in age 14 to 20, were com
mitted to the home by the ju
venile court.
New Colleqe Cataloque
Distribution April 15
Ernie also teaches arts and Copy for "the 1949-50 college
crafts, including small sculpture, catalogue is now at the printers,
"Pic of the Month" in Campus ceramics, leather tooling, plastic the dean's office announced Wed
magazine for February features pr:>jects and weaving from 7:45 nesday.
Don Case, LC skier and student to 10:30 a. m. daily at Lincoln The catalogue , which will be
instructor, who is pictured tak-high school. For this work he re-distributed about April 15, will
ing off in a galendesprung on the ceives_ credit fr?m Dr. L. 0. Me-, carry a com~lete program for •
slopes of Mt. Hood. The picture Afee m Education 155. nurses education and will show
was submitt4d by Gay Harding, Monday, Wednesday and Fri-the major study available in phil
director of publicity, to the pub-day, Ernie attends g r a d u ate osophy, raligion and home eco
lication, which is a relatively new classes at LC in lithography, his-nomics as well as several group
magazine of western college ac-tory of drama and ,education con-majors. The complete organiza
tivities published in Los Angeles . ferences with Dr. Tuttle and Dr. tion for elementary teachers edu
<;:opies are on sale in the college McAfee. Tuesday and Thursday cation, it was announced, will be
store. evenings he attends Portland available later. Page Four PIONEER LOG ,
Friday. March 25, 1949
AMS Smoker
To Feature Free
The second annual Associated
Men Students smoker will be held
in the LC gym tonight in honor
of all Dads. Comedy, boxing,
gymnastics and-food will: be fea
tured. in Gym Tonight
Food, Fights/Fun
Baseball Season Here
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In winning the slalom. downhill and combined in the confer
!~ce ski meet. Jerry Fullman paced his teammates to an· easy
v1ctory,
Skiers Win Conference Meel
In Walk Over Pacific~ Whibnan
Lewis and Clark gained its second Northwest confer
ence championship in less than a month as the Pioneer ski
lea mbrought home first honors l~st weekend in what was
a triangular meet between Pacific, Whitman and LC.
It was a case of too much Jerry Fuliman as that stellar
slat rider led th~ local team with .top honors in the down
hill, slalom and combined ratings. Lewis and Clark's other
.r·acer·s also helped to complete I
~~:etoncers domination of the I Track Hampered
LC finished in the lead with I B · w fh y f
601 points, followed by Pacific y ea er-e •
with 937 points and Whitman . .
1124. The Walla Walla school Juptter PluvJUs and company
was greatly hindered by leg in-· strll hold the upper ~and ~or the
jur·ies to two of its skiers . weather outlook durmg thts ear-judge and Dean Sempert the
timer. Dr. Julius Hessel will take
care of any injuries that may
arise. ·
Added to the gala event will be
a comedy featuring Bob Hallock
and John Walters. Johnnie John
son and company will give a hp.nd
balancing exhibitio n. A trophy
will be given to the best perform
ers.
Smoker committee has Bud
Hosford · in charge, Terry Cady,·
vice-chairman; R a I ph Nelson,
treasurer and publicity; Bob Ag
new, food, and Bob Sweet, fight
promoter. Serving of the refresh
ments will be take~ care of by
1 Sigma Alpha Sigma's pledges.
Hosford urges all students to ·
bring their Dads to this the men's /
social event of the year. He states
that this is the chance for the
fellows to get a night out, espe
cially tnose who are married. Johnnie Johnson. Portland body
culture . expert, will be featured
in a muscle bending exhibition
at tonight's smoker. In the· combined rating~ Full-ly track season as things have
man was first, George Anderson b~en. pretty damp and mis~rable
second, Lee Miesen third, John at ound _the cmders of the P10neer
Fer·gison fourth and Don Allison oval. Wtth all thts wet depressing
so;venth. The downhill race saw atmosphere the thinclads haven't
Fulman first, Anderson second been able to show much flash and
Miesen fourth, Fergison fifth and fom1 in . their daily workouts. _
AJliaon seventh .. Fullman led~ the Coach Eldon Fix may be f_ound
slalom event. followed ·by An-locked in his office continually
derson, Ferglson and Miesen in gazing into his little crystal ball
the first four places and Allison and working his Oujie board
in seventh. overtime in an effort to predict
Wet and heavy snow was .evi-some satisfactory weather. He is
dent in the Ski Bowl as the having his men work on condi
r·acers negotiated the rough and tioning, .form and practice starts
slushy course. Officials in the each day in order to have the
meet were members of the ski team ready for the first· track
classes under the chairmanship meet of the season April 2, down
of Ralph Nelson and the super-at Oregon State between the
vision of skiing director Jean Beavers, Portland U. and the Pia-VolleyballCompetitionHas
Challenge Rounds of Play
Horner. , neers.
Tongue Point Navy Will Furnish
First Oppoislion for Pioneer Team
Oat-opponent
Sat.. March 26-Tongu e Point Navy
Fri., April 1-U. of Oregon ........ ______ ._.. . . __
Tues., April 5~11 . of Oregon ........................ .
Fri., April 8-Dregon State ....... .
Mon., April 11-0regon State .
Fri.. April 15-0pen.
Mon., April !~Open.
Fri., April 22-Pacific U ........... ..
Sat., Aprll 23-Vanport ............... .
Tues., April 26-Willamette .... .
Sat., April 30-Linfield. ...... -..... .
Tues., May 3-Portland U .......... .
Wed.. May 4----'Pacific .......... : ....... .
Fri.. May 6-Linfield .................. .
Tues.. May 10-Willamette
Sat.. May 14-Pot·tland U ......... .
Mon.. May 16-Portland U ...................... .
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to enter the first annual Lewis and Clark college Faculty
Hunt, which is set to begin at 9 a. m. Saturday,, Ort Zilza, I..EWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE '
ESTABLISHED 1867.
hunt chairman, reports. 1
To avoid accidents, the hunt will be limited to only
1200 persons, with students to get the first crack at the vic
tims, that i:s, specimens. To be eligible ,the participants must VOLUME VII Portland. Oregon. t'riday. April 1. 1949 Number 24 ----- --
Shoplifting. 1C'ounl
Jails Ole Ennis send . in the· tops off three new
Buicks (or reasonable facsimile) Dr. Morgan S. Odell.Fired
Dean of men George W. "Ole"
Ennis was arrested early last Sat
urday morning in downtown
Portland on a charge of shoplift
ing by city police.
School authorities along with
J. C. Copeland bailed the erst
while dean out of the local bas-
tille early Monday morning so
that Ole would not miss any time
at sch'ool and thus keep the school
from getting its money's worth.
Speaking in his defense Ole
said, "I had just gone downtown
with some of the boys, namely
Al Coombs, David Fran~k, Si
Pomeroy, and Glenn Mickelson,
when the cops started picking on
me. Maybe we were a little
noisy but we weren't hurting
anything . A guy just. can't ,have
any· 1'!Jn nowadays, besides I
don't call that shoplifting, any-
way."
Young ·Bolshevisls
Meet This-Noon by 5 p. m. today. ,
Thi~ hunt, sponsored by the
Hunt Committee, will provide
fun-loving, sadistic students with
the chance for out of class activ
ity, and it will rid the campus
of a dangerous and growing
menace.
The Hunt Committ ee has di
verted faculty funds for use in
paying expenses and bounties on
the more dangerous species.
Faculty funds won't be needed
if the hunt is· successful.
Hunters will operate in teams,
and to determine team members,
qualifying rounds will be held
this afternoon. Feldon Ix, re
signed faculty member in charge
of th_e firing, reports that a fine
stock of fleet-footed pra'ctice
teachers has been obtained.
Hunters will use any weapon
they desire, but Ix recommends
elepltant guns for better effect,
especially on the forensic faculty.
It has been recommended that
persons bringing ..in two doctors,
or their equivalent, be allowed
to join the Faculty club. Mem
bers of this club proudly wear
the eye tooth of a history pro
fessor. Pen Badrow, club presi
dent, says as it is desirable to Shown in a characteristic pose is Nagrom S. Lledo whb is
obtain a stock of these eye teeth,
The Young Bolshevist's league prizes will be offered for history being boomed by certain pressure groups as the next president.
met today in W-22 to discuss the professors at any time. B. A. •1 ~ 1 D
problems of "Good Bolshevist The S. P. C. F. (Society for :7g pr.·1 00 S ance
Propaganda or How to Defeat Prevention of CI"Uelty to Fac- ~ .
Fi~~~~~~it:i!~~t:ick announced ~~~~~te~n~~~te~ly~h~~~d~~~g, t~:;lln B-30 'T'Ll·s· ETT.enl·ng
~hat ·· all is_in_. rea.diness for_ -the·. were unable to arbitrate, they J. Il · V 1
invasion-6,000 ,000 atom t>omos ·have proposed that religi(m d~-~ -·-An A~ril Fo~l dan~;: spo~sored b.y .... the-·faculty, to --b~
t d · th b -1 f th partment members be spared m . . h .11 f
sore m e mer room o e order that the "administering of held m Room B-30 from 8 p. m. to 3 a. m. tomg t Wl ea-
gym, 50,000,000 bottled germs in R f
last rights be provided for the ture the music of Hes Brown and His Band of enown o
the biology lab and 30 well
trained N. K. v. D. members of less fortunate. The · committee the Bob Hope radio program .
the Women's Building are ready has weighed this P-~~p~s~l ca:e- Brown sent1 word TuesdaY., March 29, saying, that he
for call at anytime. fudlly atndt hthave detcia<:u t'ug euthne-would be here. Previously he was not sure that he would be
h P . s1 er 1 a e nex mee In , . .
T e easant Log is prmting day after the hunt. able to get away from the program m hme to make the
millions of propaganda leaflets dance. Van Armitage was to 1
and the submarine, long camou-have furnished the music in his New Plan·s A1·red
!~:!~n~\;~e reflection pool, is Sororily Balloting place.
Besides the dance there will AI Board B·an.quel
. Summing up Comrade Heart-w· F I L
sick said, "Arise good, Bolshevists IDS, ra s ose be door prizes, including a semes-
-Joe is coming! Down with capi-· ter's tuition; free coffee for two In an address Wednesday be-
b f t d f fore the annual board of trustee's
talists! Down with the prole- LC women voted y an over-or one semes er an · one ree
tarian." whelming majority to accept na-dinner for two any time after banquet , Dr. Morga!'! S. Odell re
Student Grades
Must Reach 3.00
The question going around
the campus about why the in
structors are "cracking down"
was answered -last week by Dr.
Morgan S. Odell.
In order that the student
body may prepare to defend
themselves here is the answer:
There are too many students'
on the campus, about 300 over
the prescribed limit according
to Dr. Odell. The popular be
lief that LC is an easy-credit
college is erroneous according
to him. Anyone with a GPA
under 2.00 :will be dropped
from the college within one
semester if their GPA the. fol
lowing semester is not above
3.00.
Class Studie'S Joints
Last week the anatomy class~
headed by Muscles Ughford, took
a field trip to the New Star thea
ter, • where several specimens
astound~ the visitin_g students .
Ughford said, "Of all the joints
we studied, the New Star had
more outstanding points in its
favor."
' tional sororities on the campus April 15, to be served • at the vealed plans for complete reno
a recount of the recent ballating Canton Grill. The prizes will be vation of all classrooms. "Stu
revealed Tuesday . Freeda Hartz-presented by ti,e faculty to the dents find life at college diffi
feld, dean of women expressed winners after a ·drawing at 2 cult enough," he said, "without
her complete satisfaction over the a. m. inadequate sleeping facilities
final results and admitted she had Other entertainment will in-while being bored by our fac
been quite disappointed at the ·elude the winners of last week's ulty members."
' first report which indicated the talent quest held in local the-Plans include lounging chairs
measure had been defeated . aters and several members of the with a soft pine framework and
Fraternities, however, wiil be .KOIN orchestra will present in-air-foam cushions; cotton for ear
compelled to remain local as a re-termission and inci~en_tal_ music. stuffing; built-in radios with
sult of the votiJW. Art Silva, jun: ':r'he s_tudent body IS. mvtted to headphones; cigarettes; room
ior speech major, led the battle JO~ m the enter~amment by service for coffee; a copy of the
for nationals but failed to cap-domg comedy routmes, dances, Kinsey report at every chair;
ture the support of LC men. v~calizing . or . anythin_g they shoe laces, dispensed from a
Faculty voting gave nationals Wish; a pnze ·will be gtven the chrome-plated vending machine,
strong support but will prob-best performer ~r group of per-pin-ball machines and shuffle
ably not be of sufficient impor-formers, _accordmg to Norm_an board sets and free combs for
t t "d the student Olds, chatrman of the entertam- the women.
ance o overr1 e • "tt
. th f th fraterni- ment commt ee. -------
vote m e case o e "Th d ·11 be t e ·
. , e ance w1 a cos urn Coli S •
ties. affair; the more outlandish the ege uspenslon
Sororily Teelolalers
. Bolh of 'em, Angered
According to word received
from the LC sororities, a cam
paign will be launched · in the
cause of temperance under the
leadership of that ardent tee
tOtaler, Professor H. 0. N. Bull.
All non-d r i n k in g sorority
members have been asked to
participate to insure the succes8
of this venture. Bull says that
both girls will be armed with
pick axes . costume, the better," said· Olds. To Face Hand Holders
Admission will be by student LEWIS AND CLARK COL
body cards and Wheaties box LEGE, Portland , April 1 (Spe
tops. cial)-Scandal reared its ugly
Norris in Chevrolet head at Lewis and Clark this
~ring . Many couples have been
seen strolling around the cam
pus holding hands.
William H. Norris, college reg-Dr. Morgan S. Odell and Dean
istrar, is recuperating in his new Freeda Hartzfeld announced that
Chevrolet following the recent i because of these occurences, all
new low in student registration. persons found within one foot of
His case has been diagnosed as each other· will be suspended
despondency and visitors are re-from the college. Several stu
quested between the hours of 9 dents have already been suspend
a. m. and ' p. m. No flowers ed for ·an indefinite period of
please. time. Bored of Truslees
Announce Plan
To Gel New Prexy
The bored of trustees have
asked the resignation of Presi
dent Morgan S. Odell by mid
night Saturday. Should he choose
not to resign, volunteers will be
chosen from guests at the inter-,
sorority dance to heat the tar
and pick the chickens as an aid
in his decision. Members of th~
faculty will await him in the
women's building to wish him
"Bon Voyage" and present. him
with a set of spurs to master the
rail Dr. Edward Shuck has con
cealed in the underbrush.
Odell has been charged with
capitalistic leanings in the LC
communi~ and with ·excessive
irregularities in parking. He has
stolen the ghinko tree.
N agrom Lledo, local campus
electrician, has been suggested
to fill the vacancy. Rumors of
the r e p u b 1 i c a n revolutionary
movement hint the probability of
Dr. U. G. Dubach's receiving the
honor. ·
To Our Readers
Readers of this publication
are ·urged not to accept as fact
any or the articles appearing
on the first three pages. of this
issue, since the staff 'is ob
serving the first day of the
·fourth month of this' year.
Poppy Fields·Give
Students Kick
Miss Chrysanthemum is a thing
of the past.
However aspiring female can
didates of the college may have
other titles to shoot at next year,
it was announced 'today.
According to word received
from President Morgan S. Odell,
the famous chrysanthemum gar
dens will be uprooted and re
placed with fields of poppies.
·The poppy fields will be cul
tivated fot· the purpose of pro
viding opium, which will be
doled out to unhappy, frustrated
or flunking students by the local
nurse.
"I hope, said President Odell,
that we may soon becqme as fa
mous for our poppy fields as we
have been for chrysanthemum s./
"I want the students to get a
'kick' out of college."
Healhcliff Gives Birlh
To Six Bouncing Pups
Heathcliff, beloved campus
canine, gave birth to six pups
last week. Anyone wishing to
have one may do so by applying
at the registrar's office.
Formerly believed to be a
male, Heathy came through with
flying colors, but surprised fac
ulty and students alike by her
achievement .
A local veterinarian, hastil)'
called to the scene, made th~
following statement, which will
be reprinted in natioMl maga
zines next month:
The case of Heathcliff re Lewis
and Clark is definite proof 'that
American colleges need• general
sex education courses. Ignorance
and stupidity must go. We are
living in a modem age."