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2014-03-21

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Spring break is just hours away and the perfect week is in sight. Lewis & Clark students voted for the best
restaurants, shopping and entertainment in Portland.>> FEATURESP G. 8
Staying West for spring break? Check Two years ago, tenure-track position Passion on and off the field: One
out our guide for the best of the West search disappointed students. Now, Pioneer pitcher's story
coast-Portland and beyond. professor of history earns tenure. >> SPORTS PG. 15
>> ARTS PG. 12 >> NEWS PG. 3

NEWS
2 THE PIO EERL OG MARCH 21, 2014
Dean Jordant o leavea t end of semester
STAFF
Editor-in-Chief
Zibby Pillote DEAN OF THE COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES ACCEPTS PRESIDENCY OF ST.
ManagingE ditor MARY'S COLLEGE OF MARYLAND
Caleb Diehl
EDITORIAL BY JOSH FREEMAN
News
EW EDITOR
Joey Carmichael, Josh Freeman
Opinion After a nationwide earch,
Michelle Chernack c. Mary's College of laryland
announced current Lewis & Clark
Style Source
Amy Rosenheim, Gaby Stanley Dean of the allege of ,\re and
cience Tuajuanda Jordan as
Features
pre idem-elect la, t \X'edne day,
Emma Cran ton, Kaiya Gordon
larch 19.
Arts . \ L pre. i<lenc 1~ a
Katrina Staaf, Guadalupe Triana
. \hmed ('14) enc a brief email
Sports \X'ednesday afternoon ann uncing
Lauren Achee, Caitlin Basilio Jordan's departure, as well a the
procedure in place to minimize
Backdoor
Drake Macfarlane di ruption to the oUege's
perations.
Illustration Editor
" ext year, a faculty [member]
Kel ey Gray
,vi.I.bI e cho en co serve as the
Photo Editor interim dean, unci.lt he search for
Lacey Jacoby
a new dean is complete," Ahmed
SocialM edia and Web Manager said in an email c the tudenc
Tyler Wayne Patterson body.
J rdan came to L in 2011
COPY CHIEF
from the Howard Hughes Medical Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences Tuajuanda Jordan.
Emma Hoch-Schneider
Institute, where she served as the
entur-e c mpetition and an The Dean also played a Dean f the C\S after three years
Copy Editors director of the cience Educati n
Trushaa Castelino, Annabel ntrepreneurial Innovati n pr minent r le during the racial continue a recent trend of high
Alliance. During her tenure
Carroll, Hannah Licht, Nora course. "Next year, a faculty intimidation turnover in the Dean's office,
Meyer -Sackel as dean,J rdan parlayed that Po itioned controversy which ha seen a revolving door
experience into attracting several
as "the [member] will be chosen and alk the of newcomers and interim faculty
CONTRIBUTORS
science grant aimed at expanding
Staff Writers practical Talk movement since the departure of Dean and
Jessica Kostka, Becca Lill, Peter tudenc re earch and involvement to serve as the interim
application during faU Profes or Curci . Johnson in
Melling, Jesse Merchant, Madison in the community, including a
Pierce, John Rogers, Sarah Shaff, of the semester, 2006.
million d Uar grant from HHJ\-CT dean, until the search for
AJ Slepian, Amy Sutton, Maddie liberal calling everal Jordan begins her term as th
Ticknor, Sam Weller to expand undergraduate interest ,,
Illustrators: in K-12 science education. a p r r t s, g " ra t m he a new d ean is comp le te. m sp e e e c t i i a n l g f s a c t u o l ty pr la e r s y id la e n n d t o e f f fec t t . i ve la J r u y l ' y 1. o Uege of
Marie Estrada, Adrian Miner J rdan' tenure also marked marked addres the Furtherc overagoe fD ea1J1o rdan s
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NEWS
MARCH 21, 2014 THE PIONEER LOG 3
BY JOHN ROGERS security need for upreme Court Justice .S Marshals Service and L 's Campus The Portland Police Bureau also
STAFF WRITER onia ocoma 'or' on-campus talk on afety-were tasked with providing security. participated in coordinati n efforts, as i
\1 ednesday, March 12. mall bad witnessed . Campus afety Director Timothy custom when federal dignitaries enter their
On March 7, Ben mall (14) was one of the two or three meetings in which 'Dwyer said that ecurity coordination jurisdiction. "For events uch as the Ju rice
walking past rank Manor H use when he traveling and local Mar hal had visited began long before otomayor' visic. The otomayor vi it, the Marshals ervice works
saw "a gr up of men and women dres ed campus leading up to event traveling security team led by a senior closely with PPB officers trained in federal
in Aa h suit ." He could see that they had Back in Washington, D.C., Socomayor's inspector, made contact with Campus dignitary protection, and they are also
"civilian-looking car ," but upon closer security detail and the ecurity for the ecurity and requested that Campus Safety assigned to the security team."
inspection, noticed hidden light in the eight other justices are renowned for being Officer Julie Couch act as the office's At roughly 11:30 a.m. on :March 12,
windshields. modest in comparison to equivalently liaison to the security team based on her a three-vehicle caravan carrying Justice
"As I walked b , the group disbanded, important political figure . A ew York perfi rmance when Chief Justice J hn otomayor and her entourage pulled out
some of the agents removed their dark Times article written in 2012 stated that the Roberts visited can1pus la t year. of the campu parking lot and left. To
sunglasse • to ca t glances around their "nine justice often lip around Washington ' ffic r Couch met with member most, her departure concluded her highly
vehicles. ther removed their jackets like ordinary citizen , causing barely a pause of the ttaveling and local U Marshals anticipated one-hour talk. To ampus
revealing multiple firearms and human at stop signs, parties, supermarkets and ervice contingent on two or three afety and ilie other agencie involved in
restraint devices." houses of wor hip." occa ions leading up to tl1e event, vi iring the Justice' protecti n, it was the succe sful
nbeknownst to mall or any ther However, n thing.ab ut otomayor' campu sites an<lm aking determinations end to weeks of co rdination and planning.
pas erby, the my terious visit rs were visit to L wa modest. four eparate about security needs,'' 0 Dwyer aid. The "The protection afforded Justice oromayor
craveling . far hal -al og with their agencie -the Portland Police Bureau, farshals also asked for the names of all was a seamless collaboration" from all tho e
detection dogs-tasked ,,;th a sessing the G4 (a private security c ntractor), the tho e wh would interact with the Ju-tice. invoh-ed, O'Dwyer said.
Reiko Hillyer earns tenure-track positiOn
BYT YLERW AYNEP ATTERSON of members and inspired a letter-writing community reflects a strong commitment to explore orthern touri m and its role
SO IAL MEDIA A D WEB MA AGER campaign. ocial ju rice. in reconciliation with the po t-civil war
"Hillyer is a 'fantastic
This year, the he incroduced ew ouch, with an empha i n the built
Reik Hillyer, visiting professor of college opened a the ln ide- ut Prison environment.
educator who has
history with term, has been elected by earch for a similar xchange program Haley Best ('15), student representati e
a search committee as a tenure-track position. fter already moved a great to Lewis & Clark, on this year' search committee, credit
profes or in the hi tory department campus vi its from teaching History of Hillyer for being a "fantastic educator
beginning fall 20 I 4. The deci i n come three finali t , many students through rime and Punishment who has already moved a great many
two years after Dean of the ollege of Hillyer wa elected in the nited rates students through her teaching." lo 2009
Arts and ciences Tuajuanda J rdan by the search her teaching,' Best said." co a combined class Reiko was named the ollege of Arts and-
ended another candidate earch in which committee and of L rodents and ciences Teacher f the Year. t the award
the earch committee had unanimou ly approved by the adminiscrati n as a new incarcerated rudent at the olumbia River ceremony Reiko accepted the award saying
recommended Hillyer for the po iti n. s i rant Profes or of Hi tory. orrectional Facility in ortheast Portland. "it's a privilege to be able to do what 11 ve
fter Jordan ended the search Hillyer received her Ph.D. from To teach Inside-Out courses, Hillyer had everyday."
with no hire despite the com.mitt e' Columbia niversi ' and pecializes in the to complete rigorous training. he has rodents are excited that Hillyer will
rec mmendati n, many cla of 2012 nineteenth-century merican uth, the committed her elf to understanding I cal remain on campus. notl1er finalist for the
enior refused t d nate to the senior gift built environment and frican-American frican-Am rican Hi t ry, and he give search, Khalil John on, accepted ~ 2014-
r college after graduation. ther students History. he came to Lewis & lark in 2004 walking rour ~ r Know Your iry. 2016 posed ct ral fell w hip with the
organized to express their anger with the as the college' fir t minority cholar in Her b ok manu cript, 'Designing Dixie: hi tory department.
administration' "disregard for tudent residence. he ha worked with the thnic Tourism, Memory, and rban pace in the "] am ec tacic to have Reiko remain a
bod}' pinion," Camille hri tie ('13) said tudies department and tl1e Ray Warren ew ouch, 1 70-1941," has been accepted vital part of our Histqry Department,"
in a Pioneer Log article from pril 2012. ymposium on Race & thnic tudies. for publication and i forthcoming fr m Be t said.
Facebook group attracted hundreds Hillyer's work in the classroom and the ni ersity of irginia Pre . The b ok

OPINION
4 THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 21, 2014
-------.- ,Hdifr;rial .
Newspaper opt1on::~~~d: Here's our pick
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BY CALEB DIEHL AND ZIBBY PILLOTE
MANAGING EDITOR AND EDITOR-IN-CHIEF THE LOSA NGELEST IMES
Despite the all-consuming cover.igc The Pioneer Log provides, The
Boring. Let'<;m ove on.
Associated Students of l.t"\\-is& Clark is considering bringing more
print newspapers to campus. To hdp }OU, the 21 st-cenmry reader.
figtu-eo ut bow to read all this "ink" on "paper," we ·ve ( ·cienti.fically)
analyzed the newspaper options and picked a winner.
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THEW ALL STREETJ OURNAL
OUR PICK:T HEW ASHINGTONP OST
Vote for this 01\l' if you The \Vall :-.m·ctJ ournal work,;
The Post features a b.1lance can all S\\:Jlo\"1r.h· e blatant buvout
m er one of three ninditions: for honest \merican folks \\ ho
of right and left-leaning columns, of a source of public information
a) you're a billionaire LC drop- like co gaze at srock numbers
cas} access co cm era)!;eo f mp 15- to suit the whuns of one man, a
out who created a tech starr-up and read optruon pieces from
~ues and a long-runrung record of man worthy of reac.lingt he Wall
b) your parents arc billionaires their favorite sexist v. ar histo
ethical reporting. lt' t.he king of Street Journal. This paper 1, just
vho created a tech start-up c) rian,. Through linear ~tatistical
newspapers tl1:1ar ren't The t'.ew mo good-we'll ha\'C to order
you don't know what the word regresst\'e quadratic meta-analy~i •
York Times. thick stacks. Maybe we' 11e ven get
"federal work stud~," "pell grant" (LSRQ!\.IA)w e'ye calculated with
--......,.,.""!\"'l._,._1-, The only problem is that it'~ free two-day shipping.
or "financial aid" mean, but you a margin of error of + /- zero run by a Jeff Bezos, a billionaire If all oJ 0 111m· ath,j ohs a11jJo ~s
are well acquainted \\.ith the tcrm<1 pcrcenr that the Wall Street Jour
tech guy who bought the pa- aboutm ath kaw_y1Jt1o1o t iredt op irk a
"derivatives," "management" and nal ·willa ppeal to one ptrcent of
perw ith 250 million of spare /JtlfHrS.l lPt NS aJJJi lJIIa nJt ntrgJ, anJ
"stock options." LC srudcnts.
-~=~:-- changeF. ortunatelyw, e thinkw e nad TbeP iotmrL oga ll d'!]e wryt k[!.
It's time to fix lack of communal school spirit
BY DRAKE MACFARLANE
BACKDOOR EDITOR
If there is one overarching
statement one can make about
Lewis & Clack, it is that it ap
pears to lack any real community.
Instead, ic seems we are a frag
mented body, hundreds of mini
communities with only a tiny bit
of overlap. Many tell me they
feel that Lewis & Clark lacks a
central communal soul. We aren't
"Clarkies" or "Pios"-we're just
LC srudcnts.
collective spirit i the back
bone of a small community like
Lewis & Clark, and when that
spirit is disrupted or absent, the
community suffers. t present, the
lack f a defined spirit is a major
threat to the community, and
through an economic lens, reten
tion rate and alumni giving. Thi
is problem that can be fixed, but it
requires a hard look at the Lewis
& Clark culrure of independence
and nonconformity. Though those
trend may be the source of our
di content, they have the potential
co olve the problem a well.
ILLUSTRATIONB Y LAURAE STRADA
One of the most common
term I've heard used co describe Through doing so, we i olace our LC culture. That lack of culrure cake pride in the place we spend scary as it sounds. The community
the LC spirit i "apathetic". selves and polarize our home. is what drive people away and our formative years. We can be doesn't end with us, but rather,
There's th.is opinion that we lack However, while I will be one leaves us with our apathy. . cynical and we can be jaded,buc all begins with us. Our school's
spirit, lack community and lack of the first to defend individual But, I argue that much of it that lead to i a terrible experi motto i to discover, to learn, and
craditi n. Bur, why? Ironically, ism, there is ll tradeoff. In the is in our heads. The school i ence for us all. \Vieh ave a chance to work together. o how about
LC' obsession with individuali m attempt to be independent and only apathetic if we ay it i . It's a co make chi place better than we ace like it? loscead of lament
and freedom has led us co being unique, we shirk the idea of social construct and as the name what our peers make it out to be ing that we aren't as cool as Reed
more isolated. e ace all unique community. Jaded cynicism and suggest , the only way co change ic and leave this instirution in a bet r chat we are apathetic, realize
n wAake in one giant horn g kcpticism coward attending is through social change. Instead ter shape than it was before. nd that at our chool' core i the-id a
enous snowstorm, yet we refuse ch ol-widc event arc ju t the of l king at scho l piric a th way we do that is through our that we can forge a community
to ackn wledge the storm. ~ e obviou ign of thi . The fu1~ny a c nformist opiate, sec it as a individual action. ch.rough our individuality. If we
all find our little niches, our little pare is that in crying co create an chance to add your individuality to The very source of our discon wane a community, then we have
cliques and we stick with them, independent culture, we shat- the picrure char i LC. We should nection can b our rallying cry. co work for it. I'm prepared to do
under the gui c f individuality. ter the p sibility of a unifying embrace terms like "Clarkie" and We can be individuals in a crowd o-arc y u?
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OPINION
s
MARCH 21, 2014 THE PIO EERL OG
SELLINGY OURSELF SHORT
WHY ACCEPTING AN UNPAID _INTERNSHIPN OW WILL UNDERMINE YOUR HARD-EARNED EDUCATION
BY ZIBBY PILLOTE wanted Robin on to fill the ame But unpaid internship til1c me MAKE ITRAI RESOURCES
EDITOR-I -CHIEF r le a many paid employees. at a cost, regardles of the free Although paid internships are
Y u wane a hoc body? You But not every unfairly unpaid lunches and knowledge. Many un few and far between (it eems), Lewis & Clark Career
wane a Bugatti? You wane a job intern hip will end in a check paid·internships offer cla s credit they do exi t. ven non-profit Development Center
after y u graduate? You better fr m your now-estranged boss. in tead of money. However, at offer paid intern hip . In the Indeed.com
work. And if you have a dream And n t every unpaid internship Lewi & lark ou have to pay to summer of 2013, I only applied Macsli t.com
of working in. che field you paid is unfair. In a world where the enroll in the internship program for paid internships, becau e Idealise.com
four years' tuition to earn a de demand for unpaid, or low-paid, over the summer. ot to mention my co t of living required that I ational Internship
gree in, you better hope you core skilled work i b oming, how rent (LC offer ummer hou ing, mak my own money. fter many Consortium/PioLink
an internship. does one navigate their options? but at a high cost and no meal interviews from Beaverton to
Intern hip , especially unpaid options), and public transporta Powellburst and some tears while respected at her internship, and
intern hip , are a controversial SHAKE YOUR MONEY tion if you don't have a car. half-heartedly filling ut an appli i now looking for a long-term
way to break into the profe sional MAKER (FOR FREE) ' ot so much an issue with cation t Chipotle, I cor d a paid research positi n chat will pay her.
world. In o ember, 23-year-old If you're lucky enough to be the internships itself, but my lea t intern hip at a national corpora I'm positive that I would love
Chelsea Lynn Robins n, hired able to afford an unpaid in tion based in Portland that would my job regardles of w~ether or
"Push to get paid.
as an unpaid ummer intern for ternship, you're lucky enough. pay me 12/hr. not it was paid, but the respect
the P rtland Timber earned Craig list, Indeed, Idealist and The experience l've gained at that comes with being a salaried
It's worth it. Not
2,188.28 in back wage from the other job ices are bur ting at the this internship has been immea employee makes me want to do
franchise for her 244.5 hours of earn with listing for unpaid only for the respect surable. ot only do I understand my job better. There's something
work. Though she applied for intern hip . The great thing about how an office work (yes, you can about chat 12 that holds me
an unpaid positi n, the Timbers unpaid internships is that e\·ery your coworkers bring Tupperware in to muggle more accountable to everything
field ha them- cience, communi out alJ the free food-just don't that I do.
cati ns, publishing, art, journal will have for you as be coo obvious about it), I've ot to mention, paid intern
nd make sure that un
ism, re earch-and they usually gained real-life experience in the ships look better on resumes.
paid intern hip is n t only come with perks to make up for someone on their my field of tudy. I'm not going Working somewhere that respect
ethical, but also legal. lack of compensation. to pretend that ace mplishing ed you enough to pay you will
level, but so you
"l was a publicity intern for something like chi i easy-with a look great to a future employer.
ub Pop in eactle," iara Dolan can go to happy little bit of luck and good timing Paid internships offer you the
Know your rights
('15) said. " ot paid, but I got mixed in with my experience and opportunity to live in different
free Ds and got to go co ub hour after work college education 1 wa hired. places. \1 ith a salary, y u might be
Accordi11tog The Departmenqt f Pop shows for free ...t hey would Paid intern hips are competi- able to afford to live in a different
lAbor, thef allo,vings ix legalc riteria cake me ut to coffee and lunch and not freak out ti e. Everyone wants one. nd so city ~ r the summer, or abroad.
1111b1est a ppliedw henm akinga deter
sometime , and on the last day many L kids are marketable in npaid internship , even with a
mi11atioi1f 1m 1 intemsbipi s req11iretod they treat you to a big "last about your bank these r !es-we can write, we can grant from L , will ttecch your
bepmd. lunch ' where you get to go any account. " research, we under tand ocial wallet thin if you cry to screech
where in Seattle." media and we definitely know your legs.
The internship, even though
1 t her intern hip, Dolan bow to use the computer. Land
it includes actual opera- worked 30 hours a week crack favorite experience working [at ing the perfect (l!nd paid) intern DO YOUR THING, JUST
tion of tl1e facilities of tl1e ing news about ub Pop bands, Bitch) wa a two-hour round trip ship will require you to interview MAKE SURE YOU'RE
empJo er, is similar to train cli in article and courin c rnmute t and fr rn anc u well mak a ood impres i n and AHEAD OF THE GAME
ing which would be given in an
the internet for reviews; she also ver," said Hanna'\ hite ('14), who follow up. In the end, ail that matters
educational environment. helped with 'mailer ' or ending worked as a blogging and archive Paid intern hip require that is char you enjoy what y u do.
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new CDs to press outlet . internship for Bitch Media you d much more than just If you re content co overwork
The intern hip experience is "The mailers were really hard last summer. "] thought ab ut how up. You will not be cuff yourself for free, or just for a line
for the benefit of the intern.
because I would have to stuff 300 continuing the intern hip pa t ing envelopes (often) or fetching on your resume, o be it. My ad
3
envelopes with CD and bio , and the end of the summer, but the coffee (in fact, sometimes people vice co you: push to get paid. It's
The intern does not di place sometime I wa the only intern," commute to and from school via bring coffee to you); you will worth ic. ot only for the re pect
regular employees, but she aid. "But that was the only public transport wa too much." be treated like a real empl yee. y ur coworker will have for y u
work under dose supervision of real 'typical intern' thing I had co Even though paid internships People will expect things from as omeone on their level, bur o
·existing staff. •
d ." are often bad ass-who wouldn't you. Deadlines will matter. You'll you can go to happy hour after
Dolan will repeat her unpaid want to work for a cool record have to cl ck in and cl ck out, work and n r freak out about
4 The employer that provide ub Pop experience this summer. company or a ocially-aware and and when you get your first pay your bank account.
the training derive no im "They're teaching me new I cally ba ed rnagazine?-the c t check, it suddenly d esn't matter ot all unpaid internships
mediate advantag from the
things this time," she aid. "They i greater than the gain . .At the that you pent 50 on the bus are evil, or a waste of time and
activities f the intern; and on oc
started to teach me h w to write end of the day, you're selling that week. energy. But think ab ut this: both
casion it operations may actually
pres release at the end of the y urself horc. The kills and " Iy internship was doing the sociated tudents of Lewis
be impeded. summer." knowledge you've ama sed while paid research a well 'a ch re & Clark and The Pioneer Log of
Learning ne~ skill is the attending our fine (and expen ive) in a lab ac regon Health and fer aid po ition for cabinet and
5 The intern i not necessarily
most valuable thing an unpaid institution is worth more than cience niver icy," Ella Dawley taff members. tudent Life and
entitled co a job at the con
internships can offer. internships break-room coffee and a free ('14) aid. "It wa paid, I was an ampus Living intern get free
clusion of the intern hip.
offer college kids a chance to r- hirr. H em yee. My favorite hou ing; summer science research
inhabit a different environment If you must apply for an thing about my internship was the student get a stipend.
6 The empl yer and the intern
and learn fr m it. ffic pace unpaid intern hip this summer, support, recognition and feed You're worth something, so
understand chat the intern is i not the ame a campus space, consider applying for grams back l-received from my mentors light for ic.
not entitled to wages for the and understanding real-world thr ugh LC to finance your r om and bos es."
time spent in the intern hip. profe sionaJ relationships is key. and board. Da~ ley felt chalJenged and
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FEAT~RES
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Bol ly-wou Id you?
E&D CLASS PROMISES TO INTRIGUE
, ants to ee," ,ooncy tared.
BY AMY SUTTON
lany of the film are larg ly
TAFF WRITER
unknown in ch nited rates,
Exploration & Disc very is with the exccpti n f ' 'lumdog
somcd,ing that nearly all Lewis [illionairc." [ost Bolly\\·ood
& lark student arc familiar movie are filmed in Hindi, o
, ith. The execs ivc reading and the students watch them with
re earch papers act as a rite of ,nglish subtitles. ,\sked what
passage for fir t year . However,
"Bollywood
from the r utine sometimes
comes something more out of films. . . reveal
the ordinary, such a. Pr fe -
sor Jl\f Fritzman's Bollywood much about
themed class, "Bollywood lmagi-
ati n and Imper ·o ati n: Indian Iden-
onsrructions of Indian ldcntity
ACEYJ COBEY in Hindi incma." tity, how Indians
Steven Kung, a member of Bikes for Humanity, works with from 6-8pm \X'cdncsday, 1arch 12, fresh
see themselves
men enrolled in Fritzman's class
Co-op offersf ree bike repair gathered rogcch r as they alway and how they
do n Wedne day evenings to
watch a Bollywood film. This choose to repre
week's viewing was f "Khal
MAINTENANCE CLASSES AVAILABLE EVERY WEEK UNTIL MAY nayak," a story about a political sent themselves
dis ident and the p lice officer
BYJ ESSICAK OSTKA continue reaching m r of these for it biking culture, so why through film"
intent on hunting him and his
TAFFW RITER clas in the futur . Hi goal i to nor come gee inv lved? ~ hethcr
gang down. \'<'hile students may
train the tudcnt oluntccr at the you ju t ride your bike to clas r
In the bike garage of J.R . Bike o-op so that they may . uc go our on long rides on weekends, enj }' the e film ~ r their on her fav rile movie o far wa ,
Howard, every~ ednc day night ce sfully offer their services co the it's important co be knowledgeable and dance and ftcn romantic R driguez an wered "Zanjeer"
fr m 6:00- :00 p.m., rcvcn Kung LC community. The Bike o- p, ab ut how equipment functions themes, they al o search for with ut missing a bear, adding
offers a unique pp rtunicy to which is also in the J.R . Howard so that you can fix it your elf in a deeper meaning embedded that she enjoyed ir because it was
Lewis & lark bicyclists of all skill garage, offers a wide election of cnSIS. ith chat exp ricnce stored within them, mainly surrounding an "action film prinkled with
levels. Kung, a pas ionate cyclist cools and parts as well a ser ices. safely under your helmet, you can personal and nati nal identity. romance." "Zanjeer" tell the
fr m a local non-profit organiza If they don't have the supplies feel comfortable n your bike and, Fritzman cho e to focu tory of a ju t p lice fficer try
tion called Bike for Humanity you need, they have the capac- in Kung's w rds, just "ride co be." on Bollywood films not only ing to right wrongs in a corrupt
PDX, reaches an eight week class ity to order more at generously becau c he enjoys them, bur world.
de igncd to give a complet over di counted prices. However, any PRO TIPS: because they omctimcs un The film pair with the cla s's
view f bike maintenance. sn1dcnt, faculty or staff member wittingly, reveal much ab ut Bollyw d reader which helps
"This week, we're focusing n can stop by Kung's cla s co learn 1. KEEPY OUR Indian identity; how Indians sec to contextualize the movies and
linear-pull V brakes and cantile er more about bike without having TIRESI NFLAT themselves and how they choose Indian culture. lass readings
brake adjustment," Kung ays to train for Bike o-op work. L ED TO AVOID to represent rhemselve through lo k inco how Bollywood repre
while he tinkers with a bike in tudent Hunter Fei s ('15) aid "PINCH FLATS." film. ln the cla following the sent India n a gl bal scale, as
front of him n the Aoor of the that he just pops in co get some Wednesday evening showing, well as h w things like women
cl r m. ' e c week, ic' caliper repai_r d ne, not pecificall • to . LU. .... ,, . 11 c ..... E students discu s what they ob- and amily are represented.
brakes. It's extremely important to b come a volunteer. YOUR CHAIN erved during the films. Fritzman ays it's a challenge
adjust your brakes often, especially \Vhether you want co learn to (EVERY7 5-100 This Exploration & Discov for tudent to read the films as
in Portland' rainy weather." help other fix th ir bike or ju t MILES). ery class differs from other cultural indicat r , becau e they
Thi i Kung' econd time fix your own, the Wedne da , night becau e it requires students aren't meant to be r ad that way.
reaching chi clas here on cam Bike Workshop is the place to be 3. ADJUSTY OUR to attend the movie showings In India, Bollyw d movies are
pus. He taught another eight-week for anyone who enjoys cycling. BRAKES( EVERY out idc of cla s. The additional meant to entertain, but their
sc. ion la t term, and hope co Portland is well-kn wn 75-100 MILES). time pent d e ·n't deter tudcnt ducational aluc i imbed-
from signing up, however, even ded within the entertainment.
ADVERTISEMTE though some of the movies Rodriguez say the e films have
such as "Khalnayak," run a long bowed her that "things aren't
DO YOUG O TO LC?
a three h urs. tudents don't ncccs arily o black aod white."
mind devoting a little extra time ~ xploration & Discovery i
to movie watching, and enjoy the meant to challenge new Lewis
added element of film to their & Clark rudents' perceptions
AREY OUH UMAN?cla ss di cus ion . Reagan R - and opinion . tudent in this
driguez ('1 ) believes the added class d learn this, in addition
time is worth it. to learning about new cultures.
mber o ney ('17) said By I oking at Boll} vood cinema
AREY OUC OOL? she signed up for thi particular as a rcpre entation f Indian
clas because h i interested identity, tudents arc better able
in Indian culture and th idea to understand their own na
of "learning through film." ln tional identity. They can also be
addition, learning through Hindi ntertained while they learn. "I
DO YOUO RY OUR movie allows students to under love the e films," Fritzman said.
stand 'what an Indian audience "They're gr ar fun."
FRIENDWS ANTT O
BE FEATUREIDN UPCOMING FILM NIGHTS
HUMANSO F LC? JOIN P~OFESSOR FRITZMAN'S CLASS FOR FILM
SCREENINGS IN MILLER 105 AT 6 P.M.
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IF SO,C ONTA CT: "HUM APAKEH AIN KAUN"( 1994) DIRECTEDB Y
SOORAJR . PARJATYA
PIOLOG APRIL 9:
PIOLOG@LCLARK.EDU "DEVDAS"( 2002) DIRECTEDB Y SANJAYL EELA
BHANSALI
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KAIYA GORDON
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FEA~lJRES
MARCH 21, 2014 7
ILLUSTRATIOBNY K ELSEYG RAY
BY KAIYA GORDON
FEATURESE DITOR
Humans of LC spotlights students through weekly portraits and
interviews.
MAJOR:
PHILOSOPHY.
PLANA FTER
GRADUATION:
LEROY NEIMAN FELLOWSHIP
ATTHE OX-BOW SCHOOL OF
ARTS (LOCATED OUTSIDE OF
MICHIGAN).
ORIGINS OF THE RUSTY NAIL: PEPSIA ND POKER NIGHTS
PASTT HREES UMMER
JOBS:
SEWINGB ACKPACKS, BY CALEBD IEHL President Howard. down me ail for violating me col
APPRENTICINGF URNITURE MANAGING EDITOR Throughout1973,fire,health lege's alcohol policy and jeopardiz
DESIGNERL, C MAIL ROOM. and afet:yi n pectors visited the ing its relationship wim me Oreg n
caff ricerJ ed Cauffman en ail, and every rime hut it down Liquor ontrol mrruss1on.
INTERESTEIDN :
tered the new Rusty ail o-op in for repairs. Pioneer Log staff "1 poze [sic] I'm just a de
PRODUCT DESIGN, FUNC
the Copeland basement in ctober writer called the management, ranged alcoholic," Dionysus told
TIONAL ITEMS.
1973 to the rhythm of hammering, "I oscly organized and under- The Pioneer Log, "enmralled ,vim
"slighdy off-beat to eil Young's taffed." rill, rudents rerurned the notion of dragging ochers into
econd album." He found hris for the "cheap price drink by the my wn d cadence."
THE SKATEBOARDING SCENE. Potter, one f the busin manag pitcher, and an intimate low-light By 1980, de pite meeting with
ers, fixing up the bar. onscruction atmosphere." The ail made a business and econ mic profc sors,
and maintenance manager Jim pr fit f 500, to go to it D rm m long-hair d, bearded manager
Doherty, "his countenance stern, Council loan and plan for a new Bob Henry ran the ail 2 000 into
RU HIS OW BUSINESS (BUT
his tone eri us," explained that the mu ic y tern. d be, pardy a result of a 1,300
RIGHT NOW, HE'S STILL
LEARNING). ail would give rudents a "c un ver me summer, student re ink and a ca of arson. The ail
tcrpart co clas r m learning," a vamped me kitchen facilitie , raised add d manager and a b kk ep r
TERRIBLAET :
space to learn ab ut each od1er. me number of managers to six and after Henry concluded "i~ ju t too
MAKING CLOTHES (HE TRIED
Inside the "very cosmic coffee limited hifts co an hour. Through big of a job for one man."
TO MAKE A SKIRT FOR HIS SIS
TER ONCE ... IT DIDN'T WORK hop," the managers promised out 1974, srudents came for poker In 1981, me D rm Council paid
oun. "live entertainment every night and night on Wedne day and special off me ail's debt. The managers
friendly people all over the place." meal night unday, when they owed mon y co Pepsi, but they had
COOLESTC HRISTMAS The menu offered ham, salami, b - could "try each omers' specialties," rime and credit. Their new "snack-
PRESENTH E'SE VER logna, cheese, apples, nuts, pickles, provided mcy made a reservation. ri need" menu fearurcd hot cider,
GIVEN: apple juice, coffee and tea. Marilyn Despite rwo break-ins, the Pionce_r ice cream, chip candy and Pepsi
WEB MADE OUT OF CAST Daubert, the ail's public relations Log reported "a new optimism." and me ail's fam u bagel and
ALLUMINUM BARBIE MOLDS
and entertainment manager, hoped In February 1975, the a si tam nachos. lanagers planned week
(FOR HIS MOM).
rodents would treat the place as direct r of re id nee halls went end backgamm n and poker tour
SPORTST EAM: m re than omewhere they could co a concert and was appalled t naments. Though sloppy book
BALTIMORE ORIOLES. • pick up a few poons." find two band members drinking keeping, alcohol violations and
fter earning approval from Budweisers on rage. A tudenc coo many free andwiches would
President John Howard and the identified in the Pioneer Log only continue co plague the ail, n the
hen omething is removed it become a opeland Dorm ouncil, the ail as "Dionysus" had pa sed our • me uperbowl unday of Jan. 25, me
non-place. ver one y u knew from that com opened n ~ edne day, ct. 17. celebrated liquid," while me ail's managers were read to "reopen a
That night, the place wa packed manager was away cramming for Lc,vis & Clark tradition."
munity get taken out of c ntext. When I ee .
co capacity-Cauffman even sa~ midterms. ,\dmini rracors hut
som one from the [Burn id kate park] now, it
like running into an elementary school neighbor
Photo (above): James Brodie, one of the 1983-84 managers, gets a drink from the Rusty Nail's
in China when you are 30." soda fountain.
HOWTO C OLLERGIDEI:N TGH ES TRUGBGULES
BY AJ SLEPIAN third rime seeing "Fr zen" mi the la t Pi , well I hear it' nly a drop off , hen it' convenient You have co pull me bar all the
STAFFW RITER week and you realize y u're about three-h ur walk back. and rime i n't hugely relevant in way out and around the wheel;
six minutes away from mi ing the that cquarion. mar convenient omerwi e impatient biker will
The Pio i ur infam us cheap la r Pio of the night. Luckily fi r "If you miss the litde schedule on the lclark.edu sarca rically p int mi out co y u
connection co me real world. It y u the Pi neer Place Cinema i page is some,vhac u eful but not while you struggle to lift your
certainly doc it job chugging only six block away. But getting last Pio, well, I entirely reliable. The best cool is oversized mountain bike onto the
al ng and getting us here and to me stop in rime isn't always the Flectmatics app if you don't rack. ome drivers will require
there, but reliability i n't always nece ary depending on me driver. hear it's only a have a smartphone or a scouring you to have a bike pa ticker on
part of the bargain. Besides its J f it's omeone nice and rney pigeon. The info for download your 1D card t tran port y ur
spotty punctuality, me Pio can be sec y u frantically stumbling up three-hour walk ing the Flccrrnatics app is on the bike. These can be picked up in
m ultimate resource for getting 'almon and waving y ur arms transp rtati n page of !dark and me facilitie office free of charge.
ff the hill. You just have t kn w wildly, th re's the light chance back." it tracks the Pio in real rime. It'. alway nice co bike all th_ew ay
how co w rk ,vim it. they'll recognize you as a forlorn d wn to Pordand and men have
L srudenc trying to get home and The Ultimate Truth All of the Transports the Pio carry y u and your lazy ass
Catching the Pio wait mat prcci u few cconds for There actually i no ched- Hey! Did ya know you can back up to school. ,\in't nobody
You' e just g rren out of your y u co climb aboard. If you miss ul . The drivers ju t pick up and put your bike on me Pi ? Yes. got rime for biking up Te~igcr.

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BESPTL ACTOEG EATW ACYF OARD AV J
1. Seaside, Oregon
- At the end of the Lewis & Clark expedition, a bunch of rogue Pioneers began to
settle the Oregon coast. Seaside was one of the first towns established, Today's version
of Seaside is your typical coastal town: arcade, bonfires, seafood and rowdy children on
skateboards. Seaside is about a 90 minute drive from LC, and has more than enough to
occupy you for the day.
2. Seattle,\'<i'ashington
Honorable mention: Bagby hot springs
l. Thai Peacock (219 W 9th)
-+ Coveniently located in downtown Portland. Thai
----~~--""'~~==~.:cc..., Peacock offers all the curried, noodlc-y goodness you
expect from such a place with a distinct Portland t\vist.
With fair prices and large portions, it's-no wonder this
~JJ; :: n :::: : :; : ;;; :h;;o: ll et-i:n-Jthe-~wal l ranks high on LC's list.
1. Crystal Ballroom (1332 \XiB urnside)
2. Pok Pok
-+ orbing screams fun like shin-splints after a sold-out, sweat-in
fused concert. That's what the bouncing floors at the Crystal Ballroom
will earn you. The hi toric ballroom hou ·es big-name bands, small festi
vals and even LC dances. Located in downtown Portland., the Crystal is
easy to get to and usually stacks a killer schedule.
2. Nlississippi , tu<lios
Honorable mention: Roseland
1. Powell's (1005 W Burnside)
-+ ,\ must-see Portland attraction, Powell's offers much
more than books. The block-occupying shop is home to a
printing press, a rare book collecrion and a cafe. Take yow
time to explore the color-coded rooms and stock up on
books for chool, socks, journals and other trinkets.
2. The bins
Honorable mention: House of Vintage
1. The Roxy (1121 SW Sr.ark)
-+ i\ hotspot for Portland's queer community
and a tourist trap in its own nre, The Roxy is your
quinressential late-night eatery. Stop in after a. night
of drinking to soak up your shame with a r.acko f
pancakes or simply to get your omelette fix. The
only drawback is the lack of milkshakes
2. Hotcake House
1. Wandering the streets
-+ Wna.t's not to love about exploring PortlanJ's streets? Head <lown to
the waterfront and s1::eth e world's smallest city park. Hike across a bridge to a
neYer-beforc seen coffee shop. Stroll in and out of neighborhoods and find your
dream house.
2. Porrland .-\rt !\luseum

or
SEST
pring break scans today, and tho e of you staying on campus have a whole ~eek to
expl re the Rose City. Portland has so many things to offer: good food, great venues
and ab ut a million way to pend your day. The following are results of a survey con
ducted by The Pioneer Log to find out what Lewis & lark kids like most about their
city. few things make sen e, but this we know: Pioneers love late night diners and Thai
food. We present to you: The Best of Portland 2014.
DESIGN BY KAIYA GORDON REPORTING BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
1. The bar
-+ 0th.mg screams "meet me" like one too many drinks ar Tryon
Creek Grill. Or, you know, a good bar omewhere in town. Portland has
a large bar scene with a diverse ·et of establishments, so meeting people
is easy. Plus, depending on where you go, you'll meet some 10tcrcsting
people. For sweat bros, head to olJ town. For well-kept hipster<-,h it 1is-
~ sissipp1.F or drunk yuppies, check Dcparm.re. Cheers.
2. Concerts
1. Waffle \X'indow (3610 SE Hawthorne Blvd)
- lo the heart of the Hawthorne strip sits tl1e
\X'affleW inJo,v. With a variety of sweet and savory
waffles, the small storefront offers the perfect portable
brunch. Make sure you try the spiced apple cider, too.
It'll change your life.
2. Pinc Stace Biscuits
Honorable mention: Jamo n Hawthorne
l. \\'hite wl Social lub (1305 ~E 8th)
-+ \Xnire Owl, brought to you by the masteraunds behind 'izzle Pie, is
an oft-forget jewel in industrial . The chic, almost over-polished bar has
a great selection of beers on r.ap,p lus tons of vegans eats alongside a killer
burger menu. Stop in for happy hour and enjoy Jrioks by the1r outdoor
fireplace.
<iie:J.a.-4 2. Venue 126
1. ~ alt & !:-itraw( 3345 SE Division)
-
-+ Impressing people wtrh Portland is easy-all you haYe to do is
take them to Salt & Sera,\'.T he ice cream shop 1s notorious for its cccen
tnc flavor. , hanJmade waffle cone:; and ha\111gt he highest fat content
allowed by l.i,v.V isit the shop on Didsion for the ~honest line and don ·c
be ashamed to ,ample everythin~.
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MARCH 21, 2014 THE PIONEER LOG
LC BuildO(l
determined
t~ promote
eu □ cat1on
BY MADDIET ICKNOR effectively, and afterward, some of
TAFF WRITER them will "trek" t Haiti to break
l t rakes roughly eight to nine ground on the new sch ol. The
m nd, to rai. e 30,000 for d1e trek is an incredibly moving aspect
con truction of a primary scho 1 of Build n.
Quaid reAects that it, "allows
in a place like falawi or Haiti.
:ince Lewis & Jark' involvement for u to ducate our elve about
wim BuildO n in 2011, the LC Haitian culrur and give [bod,j
Build n chapter has inglehand- Build n member and me Haitian
dly fundrai ed for me construc community d1e opportunity to
tion f primary cb ls entirelr work togemer, learn ab ut each
mrough student mn fundraisers d,cr and build gl bal connec
like me benefit dinner. tion d1at will endure even after
LC Build n hosted its third members have left the Haitian
annual Build n Benefit Dinner c mmunity."
last Thursday night in Albany. The tudcnts and faculty are
evening kicked off wim a per invited t join me LC BuildOn
formance by 4.B.C followed by a community for meetings and
brief speech by Erin allacc, the planning. Email buildon@lclark.
chapter coordinator of d,e inter edu to receive a new letter about
national non-profit organization. upcoming events you may wish t
Build n's mi ion acknowledge. attend.
th direct c rrclation between il The next fundraising event will
literacy and p vcrty, and w rk t ccur after spring break, Quaid
ay it will be "a dres drive where
quell poverty through promoting
gender equality and ducati n. we donate dres cs r an mer
' X'cc ontract wid, external G and mey give u 60 percent
of the percei ed pr fits all of
rganizations, we work " ithin
our budgets and [we] write school which will go toward me con
grams for funding," aid I amer cruction of me sch ol in Haiti."
ine Quaid, head of me LC chapter The benefit dinner concluded
of BuildOn. '\X'e are all g cti.ng wim a speech by Valcourt Honore
hands-on experience at what it Cl7 ), an international student
means to work with and oper- from Haiti. H nore cxpre sed the
ate widun a non-profit, which is value f change today and h w
incr dibly valuable." it positively affects th furur .
The twelve dedicated mem Honore said mat "if you Jon t
bers of L Build n fir t decide ha~e education, you cann t ex- From top to bottom: Student Val ourt Honore ('17) emphasizes the importance of edu
how co raise the money most pre s your natural talent." Merryweathers serenade dinner guests, Honore and Julie Oatfield ('17) share a laugh.
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Vancouver International Dance Festival
If you're cool enough to break out of the U. ., consider visiting this
renowned dance festival. ot only cl es it feature dancers from such
countrie as •h ina and Germany, but tickets for students are only
l;22.50. et cultured while giving your liver a break.
Moisture Festival Seattle Mini Maker Faire
The world's largest comedy/ This celebration of creativity
variety festival will begin its 11th and innovation feature unique
annual run with a multi-performer interactive project from a diverse
show on March 20, followed by array of regional inventors. Work-
an opening night gala. ightly shop and exhibits will be held at
performances, including ome the EMP Mu cum on March 22
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Emerald City Comicon
The Pacific orthwest's mo notable comic book and pop culture
convention will take place from March 28-30 at the Wa hington tate
Convention Center.
Vernal Equinox Celebration Cirque du Sole·
n the night of March 22, 0 [ I The world-ren wned amalgama-
will host a "star party" at Rooster tion of circus arts will open its
Rock race Park in Corbett, OR. touring Totem production-billed
Telescopes will be available, allo""w:----,a,.,,....,".-",',ac-e=,--::a:m ""'a"'ttn=g""'Jo"'u-:--::r:=n""ey~m:--::to::::--:,""e,,..-------------+----i!ff+ll-',iioc
ing attendee to get up close and evolution of mankind"-at Port-
personal with celestial bodies. land Expo Center on March 27.
Monkey With A Hat On Presents TIME: Ten Minute Play Festiv
Portland's progressive community theater organization aims to challenge the perception that
theater is reserved for the old and the wealthy. From larch 21-23, Clinton St. Theater will host a
series of 10-minute plays-geared coward a youthful contemporary audience-that all relate co
the idea of time.
WEST COAST
IS THE
BESTC OAST
WORDS BY DESIGNB Y ILLUSTRATIOBNY
KATRINASTAAF GUADALUPET RIANA MARIAE STRADA
ARTSE DITOR ARTSE DITOR
0If you weren't organized enough to apply for an Alternative Spring
Break Trip, or smart enough to buy a one-way ticket to Cabo, don't
worry: you can still come back to school with ome awesome tories
to tell. Whether you're driving, flying or crawling to another city-or
even taying right here in Portland-there's bound to be something
happening between the mountainous enclave of Vancouver and the
sunny beaches of San Diego that gets you riled up. Check out our
map for recommended spring break happening on the West Coast.
and other consumable items at
this non-profit gathering in Peta
Bouquets to Art
luma, CA. It will cake place from
This 30th annual celebration of
March 21-23, with cheesemaking
art through flowers will feature
work hops available on day 2. Denounce authority at The
fl ral interpretations of work
Crucible in Oakland on March
from the de Young Mu eum'
22. This free, all-day celcbrati n
permanent coll ction. The col
f anarchy will consi t of book ,
laboration will come tO a close on
panels, games, art and discussion.
March 23.
Burgerama III
Orange ounty's edgiest indie record label will host its third armual
Noir City Film Festival
rnini-fe. rival at tl1e Observatory in anta Ana n March 22 and 23. The
L.A's 16th annual film noir fc -
Black Lip and FIDL\R will headline, and recent LC mu ical guests he New Baroque
rival pays homage c enchanting
hannon & The Clam are als slated to perform. ,\tits gallery, the Los Angeles ,\rt
crime drama of mid-20th cen
,\ssociation will open an exhibit
tury. l t will begin with a creening
containing contemporary, multi
of "Too Late for Tears" at the - ---
media explorations of ornamental
Egyptian Theatre on March 21. --~~~-i---,
tyle on farch 22.
Spring Busker Festival
San Diego Latino Film Festival Seaport Village hosts Southern C\'s
The largest and longest-running Latino Film Festival in the L .. , known only Busker Festival, which celebra es
for its diver e content, i back with it 21 t installment. films of variou the art of street performance. Talents
genre are being creened at both the Digiplex and the Digital Gym range from those typical of a circus
through March 23. ide how ( word wallowing and knife
juggling) tO the more came and family
friendly (unicycling and miming). Thi
year' festival will take take place on
March 29 and 30.

THE PIONEER LOG
Complete with cookies, juice boxe and a playlist featuring old-school prominent '90s hits, the Black Student Union helds its successful signature event this past Satur
day in Stamm. The event, which was advertised as a house party, featuring DJ Kian Lutu ('16), began at 9:30 p.m. and ran until midnight.
ing away, afraid of being caught. We see the benevolent landowner realize that the moments where
The sun sets before anyone curs Master Ford (Benedict Cumber she is on screen are completely
him down. batch) contrasted severely with the dominated by her pre ence. he is
In teve McQueen's "12 Year horrifyingly violent Master Epps a cour de force. Her eyes con-
a lave," you follow olomon (Michael Fa sbender), a man who vey everything that she is going
ordu:up (Chiwetel Ejipfor), a lives by the mono "Man does through and it is impossible co
free man turned slave, du:ough hi what he likes with his property." not admire the strength of her
incredible journey of hardship, Though not everyone gees an character.
~ suffering and per everance. Win equal amount of creen time, Though Civil War epics and
ner of rhis year's Best Picrure and every character is fully developed. slave scories have a reputation
Best upporting ctress (Lupita McQueen has an up-do e-and for being overdon~, "12 Years a
ILLUSTRATIOBNY yong'o) awards at the Oscars, personal way of filming. He is lave" offers up a new way of
AMY R! ENHEIM "12 Years lave" i a urvival able co draw out certain emotion experiencing tho e dark day of
VISITING 2014'5 MOST CRITICALLY epic through and du:ough, carried simply by extending cenes and American hiscory. The film deliv
ACCLAIMED FILM OF THE YEAR on the shoulders of a mesmer allowing time for those feelings to ers the horrors of slavery inti
izing cast. seep inco the audience. mately, the true story of Solomon
BY MADISON PIERCE enough that the rope can't crush The film has a feeling of mul Lupita yong'o plays Patsey, ordu:up holding nothing back.
STAFFW RITER bis windpipe. pit dribbles from tiple storyline sewn together inco a young slave girl who has caught
"12 YEARSA SLAVE"
I can't erase the image of olo his mouth and his eyes are do ed one. olomon works for du:ee the anention of Master Epps.
m n ordu:up hanging by the a he tipcoe in the muck. o different landowners throughout My first though rs about her were,
neck in the middle of a outhern many people walk by and yet they the film, each plantation introduc ''Why did she win best actre s?
plantation for an entire day. His ignore him. One girl gives him a ing us co a whole new set of char She's barely in the movie."
4 OUT OF 5 REELS
roes are couching the ground, just q',)-icks ip of water before scurry- acters and different experiences. But as the film progresses, you
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FROM PALATINE HILL TO THE ENDLESS ENCLAVES
,II!~ OF PORTLAND, BOREDOM IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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Friday, Mar. 21
, 1:AA'~"EiS; fil~ :==~on B=;~
Portraits Venetian B
Public Tour +Vivaldi+ Author Talk 7:30p .111. Whitsell Auditorium
Portland Art Museum • Orchestra Pe o Powell's on Burnside 7 p.111
WednesdayM, ar.2 6
12:30p .nt. Portland Art 7:30p.m.
7 -9:00p .m. Native American Art "Jenn Crowell"
"Russian Ark''
IAMSU! Public Tour Film Screening
Pilm Screening Sunday,
Music Concert Portland Art Museum Whitsell Auditorium
\Vhitsell Auditorium
Fire & Passion: Peter's Room 12:30p .111. lp.m.
7 p.111.
Golden Age of nice 8p.m.
Friday, Mar. 28
"Buffy!" Ensemble Perfor ance Aziz Ansari
Verse in Person
A Parody Play Portland Art Museum Comedy Stand-Up Free Fourth Friday
Monthly Reading Series
Funh u c Lounge 2-3:00p.m. Keller udit0rium Free Admission
orthwest Library
7 p.111. lp.m. Portland rt fu eum
6p.m.
"Porn Poko" 5 p.111.
Saturday, Mar. 22
Film Screening Tuesday, Mar. 25 Weekend
"The Swimmer''
''Porco Rosso" Whitsell Auditorium Music Concert
Venice Film Screening
Film Screening .J.:30p.m. Mis is. ippi cudios
Public Tour \Vhitsell Audicorium
Whit·ell ,\uditorium 9 p.111.
Portland \rt Museum 7 p.,11.
:! p.m. "Elmer Gantry"
12:30p .1J/. Thursday, Mar. 27
Film Screening Annabelle Gurwitch
"Spirited Away'' Whitsell Autlicorium "Menopause the Musical" Photography Author Talk
Film Screening 7:00p .111. Theater Production Public Tour Powell' Books on Burnside
Whitsell ,\udicoriwn \Vinningstad Thtatre Portland Art ~Ju ewn 7:30p .111.
Monday, Mar. 24
4:30 /J.tll.1 7:/ 5 /J.IJI. 7p.m. 12:30p .111.

SPORTS
14
THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 21, 2014
Doub! s partners Cameron Smith ('17) and Michael Brewer ('17) lost 8-2 in their match on Friday against Pacific Lutheran. PHOTO BY LA EY JACOBY
BY JESSICAR OSENBLATT grabbed point~ for Le" 1s • 'lark. aftern n. !organ Joyce ('15) all wid1 ,illf our of their \·icmries the best part of this sea on.
STAFFW RITER •
"l'd ay that our bigge t came out victoriou in his match c >ming in conference play. 'ltimately the men' ten-
The Pioneer men's tennis team struggle chis year has been staying again t Linfield's Kelsey l{osb r "11 e ur team," R s said. oi team want co finish n top.
lo t t Pacific niver icy 5-4 on c nsi tenr with our pla ·," Ross ough through mrce sets, winning "\V added 5 new players from "Bey nd this season, m • goal is to
friday, March 14, but came back said. "\~hile we c ntend with the 4-6, 6-4, 1-0 (10-2). Ben :and~ last year and me level of play and beat \X'hicrnan before I graduate,"
tr ng to beat th Linfield Wild top teams in our conference, we (' 16) bear Linficld's Luka~ Klein intensity at practice has taken a Ros, aid. \Xfhianan has won me
cats at home on arurday, March also seem to drop our level of man while, Parker 1chols anc.l huge jump. \X/ea re definirely a past 6 WC cities and ha • w n
15, 8-1. pla> against t ams that we should Carter Gee-Taylor (' 14) won their closer unit, compared to la ·t year over 100 consecutive matches.
During Friday'· game, Kevin easily handle." sets. The men only I . t nc tin1e off the court as well." \X'im cl1ati n mind, the men's
Ro.s (' 16) grabbed two of Lewis Led by Ross, the Pion r men in double. play, ~ivtng up their Ros add~ that with a lot of tcnni team is I oking beyond jusr
& ·lark's 5 p ints. Michael Brewer went on to sweep all of tl1e points only point ro the Wild ats. The "interesting characters" ju t being Eini.h ing m ng this season, but
(' 17) and Parker . ichols (' I also in the ingles action on arurday ,vin put them ar a 4-6 r cord over- able to be with hi team has been finishing on top for years to come.
Softballd roRs
four gamesi n
home opener
.
BY LAUREN LOVATO ing Robinson in t score. I low
TAFF WRITER evcr this wa not enough to keep
the Lutes from holding back. H 1-
Lewi & lark' softball team lenbcck t k the I s with a core
hosted their first series of confer f 11-1 ending in six innings.
...
ence plays again c Pacific Luth r unday turned out co be
an. Playing double header both anomer tough di!y for the Lady
aturday, 1arch 15, and 'unday, Pi s a they truggled to keep
March 16 against the nationaUy up with Pacific Lumeran's bat .
ranked Lutes, the lady Pioneer HoUenbeck pitched a complete
h Id up a tough fight. game, giving up eight runs off
In aturday' fir t game Hallie thirteen hit . L tried t tact a PH T BY LACEY JACOBY
Tiana Rosario ('17), Pioneers' shortstop, went 2-5. with one double and one RBI during game two
Knife ('15) took the mound, raUyi n me b ttom of me third as
on Sunday.
keeping the Lutes hitless for a shley Bolick ('17) found a gap
solid three innings. 1\fter the in centerfield. They continued to Hollenbeck wh got n ba e wim
Lute cored n a walk, th Pi gain m menrum when Robinson a ingle.
an wercd back with the bats a advanced Bolick to ec nd. oon Almough me weekend was
aitlin Ba ilio ('14) singled to right after, R ario executed with a difficult, me Pio ha e b en able
field, coring Lind ay Yearman double to right, scoring Bolick. to remain p itive and cake this
('17). l n the b ttom of th ixth, Wim Robinson n third, Hol weekend a ju t another learn-
fadi on H Uenbeck ('15) led off lenbeck came up to me plate with ing experience. "lt wa a tough
with a single while Maddie Lee a distinct plan and singled up the weekend. We had a lot of hard
('15) answered back with a double middle, bringing in yet another hit but n thing feUo ur way, un
to sc re Hollenbeck s pinch run- run. The Pioneers couldn't keep fommately," HoUenbeck said. "We
n r ylee Kennel ('17). However, up the fire and ended me game in got to take me losses and mo e on
this xecution of runs was not even innings with a core of 8-2. from mem." •
enough to catch up to PL , and ln game two LC wa again "Thi weekend wa t ugh .
the game concluded with a clo e unable to come out n top. Knife becau e we didn't play up to ur
4-21 s. pitched a complete game, giving potential at all," Lee aid. "But in
During game two of at up only five runs on cwel e hit stead of caking it as a defeat, we're
urday's double-header, Pacific in seven innings with a score of u ing chi weekend as motivation
Lutheran meant busine from 5-2. s they did in game nc to C me out hot over spring break
the very start. In the top of the the Pios shined in me b cc m of and prove what we are capable of
s c nd they were able to put third, with Robin on leading off as a team."
three runs on the board. During me inning wim a walk. he was The Pios will be taking their
the b ttom of the third, Haley able t advance to second on a sac talents on the road thi coming
Robin n ('16) was able to obtain bunt by Rosario. Hannah Dal Pra week a mey play n n-c nferenc
a single. After Robinson was ('16) answered back wim a double, game again t a t rn regon on
m ved t third on a sacrifice bunt bringing in Robinson. The inning March 24 and I orchwcst aza Hallie Knife ('15) pitched one complete game during the series,
by Tiana Ro ari ('17), Hollenb ck ended wim Amanda Rabim ('15) rene on March 25. bringing her win-lo record to 0-3.
found a hole in center field, bring- finding a gap in ri ht field scoring

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MARCH 21, 2014 THE PIONEER LOG 15
Student-AthSlpetoet lighYto: uca n'ht andl"eT hTe ruth"
FROMB ASEBATLOL POLITICARLE FORMJO, HN" THET RUTHT" RUPINB RINGTSH EH EATO N ANDO FFT HEF IELD
BY MADDIEL EE him an integral part of the Gar
STAFFW RITER field football team. He went on to
J hn Trupin (16), fondly play football his fre hman year for
nicknam d "The Truth" by his Lewis & lark, bur gave it up to
teammates, has started, completed focus on baseball thi year.
and earned the win in three out Io the tradition of Division
of his four complete conference Ill athletic , h wever, baseball is
appearance. so far thi ea on. I le only ne of Trupin' many talents.
has an ER,\. of 3.73 erall this utside of the realm of athletic.,
season. Trupin ha a passion for politics.
"He is one of the most
"He i one He ha
f the most canva ·sed
consistent pitchers in
C nsistent during cveral
pitchers in the elections and
the conference and he
conference, volunteered
an d h e th n • v e. h . ff ,, for Ed Mur-
off pre ure" t flVeS O pressure. ray' mayoral
head coach campaign in
Tom Flynn said. eattle. He
Trupin has had a passion f, r hope to help make changes in the
ba ball his entire life. His first ,\.merican education sr tern and i
word wa "ball," and he told the considering running for th attle
story of learning how to read by cho I board in order to begin t
going ver box score witl1 his do . This ummer he is working
father. Then xt step was naturall>' for the King County pro ecucors PHOTO COURTESYo r Tl IEA THLETI DEPARTMET
John Trupin ('16) has started, completed and earned the win in three out of his four complete con
to j in a t e ball team, which he office.
<lida t th ripe old age of three "I want to gee involved in ference appearances so far this season.
years old. law work and understanding
"There's nothing I love m re how our criminal ju rice sy tern
than ju t being ut there and works o that l can have a berrer
pitching," Trupin aid. "And understanding of what work
nothing el e really mal:!ers. You well, where we're struggling,
There's nothing I love
kind hf ' [and] where
g t r ave we're failing
· b ·
more t h an JUSt e1ng out pe pie," he
~~~C::~d~wn said.
there and pitching ...
everything ,\t L ,
d h l ll
goes at Trupin works
An not ing e se rea y
)' ur wn a at ur
ki d f
pace, and V n guide. He
for a little matters. 1.0U • O get thoroughly
h ld
while v- enjo s the
erything's tO ave your OWn WOr , job bccaus
everything goes at your
perfect." he get· to
Trupin shar his pas-
continued own pace, and for a little sion for the
hi ba e- sch I \\>ith
while everything's per-
ball career pro pective
£
thr ugh tudent • H
ect."
his time loves meeting
at Gar new people
field High and enj y
ch I in cattle, WA, and he the face that he can do o while PHOTO COURTESYO F JOH TRUPI
Trupin ('16) helped organize a Walkout protesting for an increas in educational funding in 2012,
added fi ocball into the mix. His wandering through the beautiful
in attle, WA. One of his goals is to make changes in the American education sy tern.
L campus.
UPcominGsa mes:
TODAY:
TRACK & FIELD, LC SPRING BREAK
OPEN, 3:30 P.M.
MARCH2 2:
TRACK & FIELD, LC SPRING BREAKO PEN,
10A.M.
BASEBALLV, .S.W ILLAMETTEA T LC, 12 P.M.
& 3 P.M.
MEN'S & WOMEN'S TENNIS, AT CHAP
MAN, 1 P.M. & 5 P.M.
MARCH2 3:
BASEBALLV,. S.W ILLAMETTEA T LC, 12 P.M.

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cartograp
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