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Volume 69, Number 21

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2005-04-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

1 Amid massive shortfalls, ASLC College Dean
struggles to balance budget search continues
en«. hhcl oh1h1y 1,, ,1,mpmml'4'
and be d1'<1Sl•>e and ,,n oppm:1~­
uon lnrihc hbcr.il JIU • by Ethan St.ono
A .,,rercndum <'n 1hr .\SIC
g<!ncml clnunn b.1ll1>1 1, asl..iag
;iudcnis for 1hcir suppon or .,
l'.Jl>C In siutlcnl rc..'5 d11c 10 .,
m,,.,.wc shnn fall In lund,ng­
•hn,..,, S50,000-lor <tudcnt
g111ups ncxl )t"JI If 1hc referen­
dum ,s upprovcd, ASLC l'l"C51•
d(l\l L;indnn MilS<arcna: ("05)
and 1hc Exc:ru1h-c Council will
osk th< 8o'1nl of1rus1ccs 10 mist
SI udcm recs m order IO t,.,loncr
1~ student groups budgc,1. wi1h 1hr go.,I ,,I ~mng -iudcm lees JI
1 l, ,,r 1111111,n ,os1< Rl5ln~ co.ts
.,nd .,n u11pl'\'<:rdcn1td lntrt.",l:IC
In cluncrcd >1u<lcn1 gnm~ .ire
1hc c~usc .,1 the shonbll >1udrm
leaders s;i,d
Members or 1hr Clune,
Ing ,ind Budl(CUng CommlSSJOfl
(CllCl beg;t11 the budl(Ct process
In earl) M:udl After e,Jluntlng
=h group~ rhanrr upplicru.i"n
lndl\idwtly b.uc:d on rncnt and
allocaung A budg;-1 xcordingl)'.
the CBC come m a 1<>1111 hudge1
of roughly S480,000, 111 which mns1 >1udcm groups ,=l\cd
lw,dmg be1"ttn 1lmr n11mnllll
JnJ Pplln1'11 rtqlJCSIS 111.ll num­
ber includrd funding lor num.cr•
ou, "'" gn,ups .,nd prow•ms
mdndtng 1'1< Ntw v,,rk Tunes
neMp;,ptr progmm, 1hr Sludrnt
Acm ,ncs C<ingrcss. 1ht R.1r WM­
n:n Mulucuhuml S)'lllpo$1Um. 1he
B,~ Room :,nd the u,mmunl1)·
Co•np. The cost ol new st udcni
groups Jlonc. rxdudmg 1ht-Slu­
dtm Acuv11tes Congress. 1ornlcd
s+l .~i. while other groups like
SEE 'l'EES; PJ\GE 2
Total Discontinuing Fund•,,., Total New ExpenMS
as Compared to Increase In Revenue
s•S,000.00
S<I0,000.00
sJS,000.00
Sl0.000.00
S2S,000.00
S20,000.00 I
SIS.000.00
uo,000.00
ss.000.00
SO.DO I ss,11110.00
DiSCOnMulnQ Grouoo Hew Groups by Leandra Bernstein
The 1hrte hn:iltsts 1tpmcnc
J crus.<-~tlon ol hbcnl .in>
con<enunuons. o,.-c:and1da1t
I• J f>n.1fes.v,r uf Soci.J] l>ciellC<'>,
anillhrr 1c.1ellt" fium.tnlll<$. illttl
d"' 1h1rd sp«Uh.CS in Ph)"'lc,d
Sdcn«. lln:aWC' ,tll <11 ,he final•
I.sis or,: wrmuly cmpllly~tl al
01hi-r colkgn, lh<R has been JII lhc Lt"ls ~ Cl.trk Colk&c
Oc~n 'cJl\h Commm« h.1<
bcrn <e>lm1n1t Jnd 1n1erv1e-.. ing
01nd11IJ1~ h> 1,1l<t the pla..e al
1h<: nUll(<>IRS Ooin .. r the c-"'",1.
ltgc Cutt~ Johnson. s,occ l&i
s.:r1rn1bcr The ltu or C,1111,h•
d.11.s. which hcpn "'ilh nearly
100 apphcanlS. !us b«n rur­
rowed 10 thrtt ftnahsts. cxn or
whom ~tt cum!nlly
employed 31 other rol­One candidate is a Pro-lcgcs In in au empt ID
g.imu students' opln•
luns, 1hc Oein Sean,h
Commllttt !us bttn
providing the oppor•
IUr\11)' for an)'OIIC C(ln•
cc=d ,.,,h the .etc.­
lion or 1hc ~"' De.in fessor of Social Sciences,
another teaches Humani­
ties, and the chi rd special­
izes in Physical Science.
10 1111cnd forums .,,,h
cil<l1 of 1hc fin.1ltsts The r1ts1 [o.
rum ux,k plJl'.e List rnd•) and
IN' sccood will bt' held 1od.w 111
11 i"1m n_, 1h1rd c,nd1tb1c
wdl be ,,1smng C<1mpu• ,,n M1'n•
d.iy, Apnl II
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CYPSY P...UIONI ... MAYN I
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NtfbtO•tttAa>. Forensic teams place Fees: clubs are cut
first and third at
national competition
Seniors Paul Bingham,
Landon Mascarenaz and
Mitch Stromberg end
careers on high note,
sophomore Meredith
Price looks to the future
by Abt Kurfman
Two l.c\,1, & Clurk ron:nslr
tC.l!Tll, ploo:d In the top thttt QI
~ tompcllu<>n ,g.tll\Sl 220 other
tc:ims (Bll schools) ~t 1he No
11c111al l'(lmptullt•n m Lubbock,
fc,cas. Mnrch 17-lO. :.en1or Ac t;M:h vf these, four n.11.lun,I
cmtmllmcms. <.ild M=renaz,
·"c did c<msl>lcmly be1u:r
We p,ckcd up ~ 101 of mo­
mentum: s;ud Slrombcig. which
is 1ruc or both the ccums ca=rs
Md the coumnmrm
As UK tOUJ'1l.llttCnc pro~.
1hey \\l't'e •hilling good ttums,
h,vmg good ,1<.1onC$ •nd mov­
ing fanhc1 and fanh<:r ,long."
!>:!Id \lllSCllrcn.u.
Bmgham ,md Pncc, ho" ever,
wen-on c,-cn more of i coll, "1n,
1111111 C\'tl)' deOOLC. Along wnh
tl1dr first plucc \iCCOI)'. CllCh
Pllul Bingham and
bi.s ddi= p:innu
Meredith Pn,c ('(17)
pl3ltd r.rsi, ond SC·
nlurs .,rut four-year
ddxuc p:,nn..~
Mitch Strombcrg,nd
Lmdon Mascarena: "When we keep winning I
just feel like it's a hor hand
in a dice game."
pl.>ccd thud
The dcbacc compcuuon """
on tntcll$t on!~I begmnlng with
prtllmlnllnts .1rul gr-JdwJly lead·
ing up 10 1ht finnl round To
gc, lhcn:. cc.im member.. must
gl\ through the qwidrn-ocwfi-
1111I n•und 1ht doublc-<x~ofinal
round, .md duv,11 10 more !amtlt.lf
1cnns like the semifinal round.
Wnh .about live dcbaces cuch
<Illy. the cxpc,ncncc w:1s ·gruc,J,
1ng. • occord1ng co Pn« The
dtbJLc 1wmc •n-g1,-.,n , 1opk
that is. a resolution Re<olutloiu
c.in be C\Cl)'thlng rrom ·Sh.,rnc
vn Har.·~rd Unl\•crsuy. Rmgh.un
With abour five de­
bates each day, the
' " -Meredith Price
n:cch·etl a spc.1krr nward. Bing•
Imm, founh. and Prier. scc1h
The =nd cL1y ".tS h<:JI for
me becnU5t I was so nervous I
w:1> wm,ung," :Satd Pncc. Peo­
ples curecn end as )-OU progrcs,:;
M,111)' o! chc debaters 01 IUIUOnals
an-~nior-s drb:mn11 lor 1hr l.t·~
nmc. :,s three of the four LC"'"·
ntrswcn:
"When we k«p wlr1rung I Just
[rel like le', ~ hot h.md In o dtu:
IJ,lme." .Jic SJld Rccognl:mg the
clcmem of luck, Prlcc appm:,at­
<d 11!;11 the p"'5$Ul( iS (Irr >O e1rl)·
In her on:rr ·1 get J lot more out
or this ;1<nvl1>· JU51 p.1111c1p;iun11
and lcarnmg. she said. ond she
"111 know ,he has• suca:s,, stt>I)'
rcg,udlcss ur
th< OUICO= C0NTINIJED FROM l'AGE 1
College Outdoor.. and the Oub
Spans Council al>tl ncedcd fund•
Ing lnuca.cs le,\ COUIIICr nstng gas
pl'ICtS for lr:IIISJX'M,llitlll
Howc,a. ASl.C Vtce-Pn:stdcm
for Bud#I and Firuincc 0a\\,on
Lw, ('07) infonned 1hc UIC. 1ha1
the funds available for student
groups ntx1 ) or 1ornlcd only
S350,000.
·we wen: upcctlng II 10 bt .1
b,g g,ip; said Ry;,n Udslcr ('06).
;i CBC rncmbcr and the n:rcrcn•
dums auchor ·we did ~ 1n ad­
\':111« lrull II \\ib gc»ng le,\ be b:,d
buc no one thought ti w.1> going
to be this b.,d •
The commmec's members
were ron:c:d 10 return 10 the
drawing bo.1rd with ,, dtfTcrcncc
of Sl30,000 CO COnttL Aft« U
.sirtnUCIU$ 13-hnur mttung. In
which funds 10 all ~udent groups
wen: cut unprcccdcnccd amounls
10 ~n 3ver.tgc or 39% below chcir
minimum n:qucsu. the budgets
of scvrml groups were cut en•
urcly, and ASLC ollic:crs received
?5% $lhll'y CUIS across the board.
111<: C'Omm111«) b.111:•boncs bud•
get was still S➔B,9'13 :ibo,·c the
funds 4\'lllltblc After di=ing
And d1>C1rdmg numerous op11om
for c,tcndlng nu.s funhcr. the
committee d«1dcd 10 pn,post 4n
unb.1L,nccd budget
·At 1h:i1 nnie "c dtcidcd ta
propose che unoolanccd bud~1;
Lidster S,11d • rhcn:. \\..S nodung
funhct \\C could do 1h.11 \\OUld
no, cnpplc student .ict1,·i116 us
J wh<llt." The tammuc«'s op­
Unns included cumng all groups'
butlJIC15 b) 12% more. cfT~·m-.:ly
pumng a,~r a dozrn $tudc111
gNUJ» OUI t>f OJl<'lllllon, rn:c1ng
all e,qxnd11uw. on cqu1pmcn1
or cumng ull i:roups funded less
than S5.000 annuall)c Nc,nc ul thcst' \\ere col15Clonabk !lplions.
Lcclslcr s.,,d
llclore dwdmg 10 p~ 211 •
lntl't'aS<' In student Ices. studtnt
leaders se.irdicd for other W3)~
to make up 111.< dcfic11, lndud­
tng n:qucJiing ;idcllrfon:tl funds
from 1hr Colk-~ Jnd frorn de,
p.mmcnis co help fund prognn11
related to .at:.1dcmlo ltkc 1hc ','\'
ltm~ But according rn Lcdster,
Pr.,Hisl Jane Aclmoon st.11cd th.le
ncuhcr she n,:,, the dcp.,nmenu
lud the suffimnc funds.
Swdcm loidcrs Ji-.: .tlso pursu•
tng ochcc fund-111.sing mnns. Po-
1cn11.1I soun.-cs nf funding Include
donations from ,dumnl, ,barg­
ing admlS>lon .u more .-,·cn1s.
and fund-l'lllitng by 1m1dtdual
groups Howc,..:r. Udstcr polntc:d
ou, 111;11 mdcprndcm lundrnmng
IS 001. a susu1_111;1ble opuon for
mani groups wuh lnrgt budgeis.
~nd th.ii cli.trgmg ildmlsslon di
C\'COI< Is still money PUC or stU•
dcnis' pa..kccs
Both Ud>1cr and Liw pornccd
ou1 1lu11 the n:fc1cndum does not
ncccs.'-lrtly nu:an thaL student
fees will l>c ba5cd on tu11lon
COSlS 1r p:!SSW, SlrlCC the llo,1rd
ol Trustee. has th<: final :s;iy ,n
nll budgrt mnuc3" Ho"c,-cr 1he
refcrwdum\. fXlSS'IS" will gl,·c
student ltadcrs the means 10 ap•
prroch the Boord or Tru.ie.:s 11i1h
1hc g,:,.1I or pm-.,nung budget en-
~ In the fu1un:
U .1tud,•n1s v<>1r for 11 11 s •
)-.:s' for rnlstng studcm rus, LI"
s;nd "lllc l'bisanopuo11,bu1 us
noc ncccss:mly how \\'C II do 11 •
Studtnl (cc.-s wen: last 1111std
by SI 6 tn 2001 tn n,sponst Ill
a !<luden1 rcfen:ndum •up!">ll•
Ing 1he College, comphJIX't' tlf
the Ky,110 Protocol Belo,c lhnt
r~ h;1d ftllt.tlned :II S200 $Ince
1997
experience was gru-
eling," according co
Price
and Price~ 1op1c In their tiiul de•
b:uc. ~fl(r wh,ch 1!~ Judges rultd
5.-1 1n chctr favor to 'Ntros En­
con-Dcmnnds a ~ponsc or the nc~c
C\\O )'t':lt"S
Mc~ n •
while the
senior dcbat•
Crli. ,ncludmg
wildly sue•
cessful Butg•
ll;lm, Strom•
tx,rg nnd
Mascarena:.
ha,-t w•tchtd
LC Fon:nsics
grow Thc:ir
first )Cllr, the
cearn "w.ls
much Sllll\ll•
er, tt W2Sn,
as compeu­
ll\'t,"' said
Snombcrg
"h w:as son
of a forma-
11,..: pent>d In
which o 101 ol
111lcmed peo­
ple 01mc. • Change
Your Life
• flta1 JUSI kind or encapsulates
ror = how r.indom and dl\use
the ttSOlullons wert for us; S:11d
Price
Although the procc,s,s is de­
manding-long hours speaking,
quick thinking, dl\·e15e tc•ms.
rcsoluttoris. ,nd Judges. ·u \\'2>
acn-md)• ahtlnr.tUng. s:ild MllS­
ca-r~ruu
Gomi: mco l•/Quon:1ls, Masc,n-­
n:,z and Strombc'I ·hJld • 101 ol
htgh cxpccrn1lons; Stromberg
s:ud. ·we both w:,nu,d 10 end our
anttrs on, high note: •
The two ha,-., been dcb•ung
uigc1hcr sin<C their frcsh=n year
JC LC. O.u the last four )'ears,
1hty h•,-.: gone 10 four nacjuruil
compelluons 1ogechcr, whteh ls
unusw,I_ Mose dcoo,crs chiinsc
p.1nners, ac lellSl-\'CfY few come
In as first )'C'lrs ond fonn n lasung
t= Whether
or not luck
plll)'S a role,
1ha1 fon-nslcs
llllcnt llll$
pc,aked chi.s
ytat and make a difference
wir/t a cor1ruelirt& d~ from George Fox Uriiwrsiry
• Mascer or Aru In CounlM!llng
• Mascer or Ans In Marri.Jge and FJmily Therapy
, Mas1~r of Ans In Scllool Counstillng
• Masci!!' or Science In School Psychology
• Cer1i0c:.i1e programs avallable
503·554·6166
cou11seli11g.georr,efox.edu
GEORGE Fox
UNIVERSITY
2 the Pioneer Log. April 8, 2005 • News
Dean: student input Inventing America changes
OeanortbeCollcgcolAMMd prucntcd In Mnreh ol 2005. and • h I by Beka Fealhers Sciences CurtlS Johnson s31d tn Explomuon 6< Discov1,ry was SC• In searc we come On ~dnesday. March 30. the anlomvlcw priortothe \'OlCllull lcctcd from among them.
l.c\\'IS&Cbrk fuculty "Oltd codo he was ple.ued with 1hc work the Hoclts-iculcr S3ld he w:is ''tl)'
awa) wuh the College's c:umm faculty h;id put In ·wc·v, h;id cxdccd about the po1cm111l ol
lirst•)'C:lr core coul'S(, replacing forums and !.i,ult)' mcctt"8,'i 1lul1 the: new C(lre oourse, p:inlcul~rly
lnv,,ntlug Amcrir..t ,.,,h • n,,,1 ha,~ been dc,'Olcd c.xclus"cly 10 bcatuse the spring sc=er "~II
progr:im c:ummly citied Exph,m• this, Then:!. been a lot of bock permit rllCUh) co ctt'Jtc their 0\111
uon & Dlsco\'cry. and fonh, chcrc\ been a lot or g,ve 1runsdlsc1phru1ry cour~ <>.scntlul-COHTINIJED fR.011 ~ I
bnng it up. (Tht Senn:hl gwcs
studl"lllS tJi,, opponuntty to <Cl(.
cic;te the kmtl ol i:nllege we All
want to auend
Approxhn;ucly 48 h<!urs be­
rorc the amml of the lir.11 c.m•
didnte, ,n c-rn.111 was oreulatcd
1n.111ng all lntc~•d studcntS 111
mcc:1 1hc cand1dntc 01 a brov.'Tl
bag lunch Despnc the ➔8-hour
notice. there W3S rtponcdl)• 11
rutnimJJ tumOUI when carull­
datr A. an Econom,cs pl'(lftS5!lr
from Gnnncl College •m, eel 11n
c•rnpus li!St Fridoy Some specu­
littc that bwi= thcrt h;b bttn 3
Ltck of vlslblllt) nl admlnbu~t<>rs
.At the ,-ollcgc ,n the pa51 student>
art fess ouuncd 10 tbc p,,1.cnu.sf
they ha,,:c co mllumcc dcctS1on, hkc the C™-ln8 or• new Ckiin
or the, Colic&'
Mcmbtrs or the Dtan Stareh
Commattt cue tht: open fon.im JlS
• w.iy to tneorpomtc stU<km 111-
put Into Adm1n~mt1,-c dectsluns.
lhls lndJ1:111cs a funhcr step In tr
rabh~hlng 1mns1xuc11C)' In the .Kl­
mm1>1mt1on, (11\C of lhe goals !ot\
OUI b)· President Tom l lochslCI•
lier. whose p~1« at e,·cnlS U~t
last wcrkcnd~ Hnw.i0 dub Lu':tu
hM bttn n<11ed. Cowles secs 1htS
a.s • ·~ d1rcctJon• for LC re•
marking. At .i sn1.11II ~hooi )'OU
would c•pect 10 knnw the fuc:cs
when IM) \\-':Ilk •n,und 11131\
p.1n of the vJluc uf coming 10 a
=ff .cho.11 The open fITTUm IS
1hc beginning of t~ascd uun,,.
parency Explomtlon & Dtscovrry. pro-~nd rnke :unong 1hc facuhy ly wht.nc\'U they want He added
pc»cd b)• Bn:m De,,.ttlcr-lltddl Hocbsmclc.r s:itd he knew tb:,1 he could 1magme 1he focuh)'
DI • prcvtollS focuhy mttung and th.11 for rrumy afumn1. ln,i,nung of 1lue Law School and 1he Gmdu­
$JXlllSOntd hy 18 other members Ame.nai wu ,cry 1mponan, to a1c School or EduC!lnon & Coun­
ol the faculty, 15 n tompiomtsC their LC c,cpcricnec, panlculari)' scling tcadttng 1hr spnng ponton
course combining clcmcntS o( bc:cnll$t 11 addressed 1hc nott(ln of tlue t,>ursc.
1he two course propns:ils pu1 for. ·or cM, rcsponstblluy ·1 ~ow a Explomlion •nd Dbcovcf)·\
w.trd by 1ht, lm'<nling Amuic, lot or people are concerned, be-ran ,cmcster, called Exploruuon,
Task Force h will run for 1wo c.1usr lm-cnungAmcrlca has been v.-111 conslS1 of comm,,n m,ts cho­
S4!meslCl'S cXlremcly suc=,ful on b.,lnncc. ..-n by faculty lntctotcd m ICDCh-
1 am ,·tr)' proud or tht Licuhy H1,wc,-cr. Hocl1Stc:ulc, added. Ing a common course, ond will
and tcmhl) gm1e!ul 10 the coni-he behC\ ed t11a1 the. clungc m cmph.= ·works ~nd LOplCS uf
miucc Tom Olsen ch;itrcd, "-lid core cour..c would ulum.itcl) be lasung S1gnif1cancc ,n the hbcrul
Collegf Prcsidcnt l hOOlllS Hoo;h- ~ good Mc ror 1hc C,,llcg,: as ,1 •n.. 1111tli11on. nccordmg 10 1hc
51cnlcr. rercrnng 10 the lm·cnu1111 "hok. course propo531 ~ spring sc,.
Ami,ncn T.,sk forec. t chtnk 1hJ1 ii \\-.S 11mc: hc mt'Sltr Dl<eo\'tr)', wot be o du.<·
Graduate school changes name
to ''Education & Counseling'' ,.,Id ,,r 1hc change .,,,C$C things ~r rounc: 11~,1 u<>socs d1K1pllncs
go thmugh ltemtlons, and thot~ lo eKpl<llT 1hc hum•n wnc:!111011
good bc.:.,us.c pcupk nerd m re· lrom u ,,1rltt) or Jngl~
think them and thcS<' 1h1ngs need S<,mc, <>f hts cxo1cnicm ~buu1
to be uwncd by • nc" ~nemu<>n Explumllon 6: OlscO\"''Y >1cn1.>
of lnculty £111m his own f~nun cor~
lmenung Amenca Wll> 1m11:t1• course. s;ud Hoch;u,tdc.r. cnllmg
td In 199➔, .md h,-uscrwd as 1 G 11 ·one or the m051 nnponant l'X·
tint•)"'Or core couix ~incc thtn. pcdenccs of my ll[e Ills coorsc
Johll5()11 said 1hm 1ht 2Urt'h fc,r wilS "" e1htc, course on wJr guilt
., no:\\-cour<.c began L\\t> ycors 1;1ugh1 .11 F..irlh.m1 Cullcgr du1•
ago Jnd stemmed from gru" Ing rng the Vmn.sm W.lr, Jnd llod1-
fxull)· discontent \\ith ln>enllng S1C1tler said 1ha1 "hat m."ldt the,
,\mcnca ·1t w.is more •rttl n1<uc: «tUn., special w~ 1h.11 II grew LO
d,lficuh c:ich )'C:lr to find cno,1gh cnromp;i.~ C\UTCnt C'l'Cnts,. "'"
or our r«u1111ng Licull)· '" 1ca,h a, LI> 011gmal topic b<ntU.111),
the course: he said 1hc roursc hdpcd 1nm decide ID by Abl Kurfman
Although 1hc l.c\\is & Chnk
Grad114tc Schcx,1 h.tS huu>Cd both
ce:lChtngand counseling programs
ror o.bou, • dttude the schools
n.1mc dtd not rcllcc1 lh.1t foc:c unttl
" e<>uple of""""" J);"• "hen 1hc
1tt1n< was offidl\lly cl111ng,d 10 the
Gr.ulu.uc School of Edut;11lnn &
uiunschng.
I 1,oa1 here about 18 montM
Jg<>, said o.-.. n rem Cookoon,
"Jnd the comtlSltlon (about 1he
name ch.1ng,l-..1 lc;,si fr<nn my
poml of vtCW--itllncd I he dll)' l
l(Olhcre
The proct'.SS of picking " new nonw: COI\Ststed 11f • ,icncs of
mttllnJt.' A.,;i, Cookson spoke
"hh 1hc r.i.:ull>· tt> so:e If therr w~
tnlCll!SI fhcn. ,l~ Cookson !o.lld,
MCJuse 1he school ts "wry d,mo­
cm1li:, he 1n111a1cd J mecung
wuh the wh1>lt !ehool tn $UMC$1
o>mc, Alter 1"-11. • ,..ho,,>l-\\1dc
council mc1 and ·01mc llJ) "ith
thn:c or four (ruime suggest1unsl
1hoc they thought were okay·
Tltt dccts,on w11> lilkrn 10 the
ci.r<:utJvc counc.ll. who rhose
"Edllffltlon & Cuuosdtng· o,~r
·Ec1uc.1tiun &r Hunun De-clop•
mient • The studcn1 bod) •nd
Board or Tn.ist= then Jppim'i:d
1hc dcdslon At tht rnd of 111<, dlly, i think
1lw: lltlc ,,r the si:hP<>I ruts to be
preuy clc,ir to who "' are said
Cwkllon The name chan~
which ts Jln:11dy reflected on 1ht
"eb<itC and ,n the p,.>sLlng> at
1hc schuol, ~nd whkh will be re­
llttled on d1plun1.J> tlu,Junc, lu:.
been ""'ll-rrcci,~d on C'.lmpus. he
siud ·Faculty art h.1ppy, 1he MU•
dencs are h.1ppy. our dlumn1 will
Ill'' wrnc rn-ognitioo lt11 mJJtt
us a ,qmngcr e<>mmunll)', .1 nmre
unified <OtnlnUOII)'.
IL nlJl}' onl} be nnc .uld01t1nal
word und •n nmpel'SJnd, but lht
chang..-JppcaJ> 10 be an cxcinng
ooe for ~II of South Campu, Thc fo1'>l ln,~nung Amcric;, pursue Gcnnnn swd1cs
T.isk Poree J>n.-,,i,ntcd ,\ pmpos;il I lothstmlcr s.11d thJt he hopes
10 the focult)' In tht \\ln~r of E."<plormJon & Otscl>\-tf) cJn
1003, but II \\'35 rtjtt.:tcd An-5e-rvc <Omt! LC stutltnlS in thr
Other Task fon:e "JS ap1>o1nted, s.,nwe way
.lnd th<)' brough1 t\\O pmpo,..1ls ·rm not !-1)1ng 1h01 '""''>
before 1he l11eul1y rn url)' 2004 students E&O cl= sht>uld be .,
Sc\cml mor, propo>J.~ by tndc-hfc<h.1nglngc,·c111. he satd, but
p,:nru:ni faculty mcmbe~ I\Crt h 01n he
SextA~{ ¢ Reprodvv:f t've
He~{t~~re Food and dancing at Lu'au
It's what we do. And we do it well.
For confidential. low-cost or no-cost
• onnuol exams • pregnancy testing
• birth control • emergency controceplion
• ~lD lesling and lrealment ror WOmel) ond men
~~ned Parenthood•
of the Columbia/Willamette
Beaverton Health Center
(503) 646-8222
12220 SW I• SI .. Suite 200
Gresham Health Center
(503)666-6600
501 NE Hood Ave., Suite 100 Northeosl Portland Health Center
(503)288-8826
3531 NE 15' Ave .. Suite B
Soulheasl Portland Health Center
(503Jn5-006 I
3231 SE 50" Ave. by Lexie Briggs
On S;,tun!J),
April l, 1hc H.1w•II
Club hosted 1h..- I➔"
Annwl ltwl!. &
C'Luk w·•u M11ch
of the ,olltg,: com
mun11y 1umcd ou1
10 cxpcncncr H,w.·an
for lhclll3C1Vc,.. ran
mc,tl ,md r,lrl pct·
fofflll1ntc, 1hc lu'•u
rcpl'(,ffltttl cuhu~
of all the 1nd1, tdtLtf
i>L,rkb of H.1"Jil -'>
"di "' Tahnt. Sa·
mo.1. and the ~!Jon
·1t wcnl ro:ally
well • Am.ind1 Otl­
:er ron s:ud ·we
wer, surpn>Cd 01 thr
Luge lt,1tnou1 •
List )'t.,r th<
ru·au .:oui.;lded ,.,,h
die outbreak uf die
Norov1= snd .11-
1end•nc• ",\S lo,,
·P.,opft culler had 11
or 11o-cre air.ml they
"-crc going en get 11; Dol.:a ltd
n,b year. hMnrt, ti~ lu'.111
wa, 1<dl aucmlcd, .md. ilCl:ordm~
I<> Dtl:rr \'\'')' "di <1l]C,llll:.«I
'\\r .ill put In "' Jc4:,1 ,..,chc
h,,ui,, Thursd.i) and r rida> 5d·
nng up, Dtl::.-r :1,11d The li311, ""
"The pineapple was
delicious."
-Lis;a Neher
Club 11:1.'< prepJred for the lu .tu
1hrough,,u1 the cnurt ~­
\\1th eMh pcrfonncr rehearsing
an hour per ""k per ti.inc.:
Even the pbms tlw tl<e<>rated
1hc gyn11U<tum wen: 1mpuncd dJ.
m:11)· from Ha\\';lll ·we =d let
t<IS hl our lncnch and rebu,cs tn
~lawa11. s.>id Od.:cr ·Tlw:) ... nd
• big b(,, or 01, .. tfi 11nd plnncs
Man) S1udcnts cnJO)"'d the
lu'au. both for the road ond per•
fnnnan= 'Thm fire thing ,.as
prcuy hot, ,aid 8rond,m \\cibt
{'08). It was nl« to <cc 111C Ila•
w:u1.11\S In their natuml h:.bll~t. •
he added I~ Wln«<o 1nclu,kd .t tnl>­
u1< dlllCc to R:I) W;rrr,11 en•
mkd • 0 '(k 1., 1<1th1k" ,md
An .1n.1S1)·lcs<>I hull. Po• b;1II,.
a lahno;in dance. ,nd ~moon
nrc Kmre d,1n,.,._
n1c d.ln..,-s "'"' J l(lt of
lun, Emll) Mcutt.in t'07l
,,ud ·rrn •lwa)'!i rt.di)• ,m.
prcs'<CI \\-Uh the numhrr 111
.:~un~ the)' lu, t."
rite m,•nu tndud<d au•
thcnt,c I l•"11lun dcshes such
>1> 1<41UJ l'lg. 11,ni,: me, Lt,m,
1.4'11111 S.thn,,n. and lillupm
The p,nnppk "~ dch­
cu,us, !resit, ond 1hcre 11,•:1.•
tons ol It r ,.ud Us.I 1:>kher
('()7)
l'tt<lckm lloclblct1lcr at­
tended 1hc tu·•u and w.u.
ullt!d up to uk.-ccmcr s.t•gc
dunng • dance with member&
or tlit audlrocc "lie W;b such
• good spon1• p.lOIClp:111~ 111
cite luau satd ·We Itel th.u
the soppan h.: has sh,,,.,,
1hroughout tht· yc:11 for ~u•
w.-n1 1.:11,ith:s ani.l spons I! an
Cldrtmcly tmJl('n•m qllllllty
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$1,500 tuition hike makes LC presti­
gious; more professors, more money
by Craig Beobe
Hochstettler and the
Board of Trustees re­
gret making students
pay an additional
$1,500, but he ac­
knowledges the need
to stay compelitve
with other liberal arts
colleges
lls been J kw wctk> Since
1h~ llo.tnJ ul lru,m,s on-
11<>uru:e<l .111"1her 1w11on tn-
1.rc:ioo: for nn1 l car 1ht. urm
tn 1hr Jm(lllnl (I( S 150\1 l'vt
b(cn surpmcd b) 1he l.1ck of
~udcm respor1>< cwn 1hc
gencml ·1ha1 sucks Ill"' of
gnpmg
lllSIClld. 1hcre~ quuc • bu
of cal'l)1ni,i on :ibou1 lhinll> ,15
1hcv Jrt Pcrh:,ps 11 w.is 1hr
posl11on111g ol th< unoounu,­
nacn1 ,.1,..,nl)' btforc <pnng
hrrak. 1!1J1 31lt71'cd 11 m slip
undtr 1hc rJd.lf Pcrh:1p,, II
b IU>I h<>w bu~> ",ry\~,dy
IS., ,;,r 1hc f<><us. ilmong s1udcn1
lc.,drn, m, 1lu: AS!.C vt:111Cral
l.lccuons th,s week llu1 C\cn
1n ah.-clccuon~. the "'5UC b
<impl) noi hctng Jddll.'"S5Cd.
be)'ond J ·con· stauemcna In u...,..n,,., .... ,_,.,
ih.t \\,icrs r.imphlr, th.u \\.l< The tuition hlko will incroaso tho cost of an LC oducatlon by $1,500. Tho Increase w111 hurt
,au.ally oppo.w,d 10 nn in• students who are more dependent on financial ald because aid Is determined by the cost of
cre.ll,C in .iu,lem foes the college at the year of enrollement.
bcn 1ht />11,11,u u,g 1hc ----"----'=-------------------------------
J>'ll>er prlnung thb ~ntdc, h.b
been <wcrwhclmmgJy sllcn1 on
1hc issue
So ,, here 1s nil the re.icuon?
Arc we apa1htt1t unJw.ire or
u...cpung or the tuiuon •nc-'
\\ 1"'1 ,Jue• II rnt';tn 10 be .my of
lhOC' 1lun~l
Talking uhout monc) n«,=ir-
Guest Writer tly causes 1c11sion Jmong rolkg<
l11adcn1S. ,111d 1hcrr 15 no CS\t<ep-­
uon 10 1hls rule among studm1s
hcrc The problem 15 C)l;ICCroJtcd
h)· n mll spin m Incomes amoni:
I C siudcnb the cl.issic d1v1de
be1wttn Students who n:~wc no
fin.met.1l ,ud .,nd 1ho,;c who ,ire
cnUn:li dependent on it P"51dcnt H()(hslculcr ".15
rcgtt1ful but real~st.ic in an ,mcr­
vie" before 1hc lncrcm,c became
<>lfK1al when he ~dmmcd 1lw
nuslng t(>SI.S would dcfin1u,ly
lrnc< S(lmt studcnis NI <If the
school. thanks w Jn Jn11qW1cd
hnJncial 21d S)'SlClll 1"'11 d"'5
11<>1 Jc,;ounl fur such hikes In tht-COIi~ of ~ Sludcnls four
)l?.ll'S here So for IThlR) SlU·
dcnl$-lndudmg mi·,df-11~
culwr quu. ,ean;h around for
more sc:hnlar,hl~, or i.,k,: out
more lo.,ns And ,hough I'm
prcp11red 10 do 1ruit heoU5C
SEE "STUllElllS TO PAY • P~ 6
'' As widely reported in the media ... ''
or What the F* * *, Christie Wright?
by Nathan Hughes
In lhrtt Wttks. Chnst[c w11gh1
1w wnu..-n 1wo ln1clllgen1, pmg•
mm1c Jn1cles Jbou1 gtndcr ls,
loues She has rcmlndtd unln•
lonncd comers of CJmpus 1ha1
bctng a femlnlSI ts n01 something
tu ap,;,logt:r for "°d 1dcmlficd
1m11<m:m1 pnonucs and umm•
poru1m d1S1racuons hke *\\'l>myn•
an<l 'A,w,1111cn•~ (:is a substuu1c
for "Amen -l l<n<,w) for S<>lvmg
gcndrr 1ncquall1y Her cnucum
of Strussen "JS =~ Jnd
dev-Jstollng Unft111un.iiel)•. ont
hulc. false: dcu1ll di:stm)"> all 1hb
cn:dib1lll>:
You o,nnOI cntlctu the 1crm
·r.,m,n.:u:1 m ,he same c<>lumn
that !us a p,c1urc ol Hmv:ud Prt,­
l<knt Llwrcnce Summers with•
crude drdc around hls heruJ rem•
m~m of Adoll HIiier Th•t Is
c,llcd h)'J)OtliSy Work, u IS cn­
urcly lnnttumtc Wright ii dcv:is-uumg condemnauon ofSll'OSS<'n\
~pc«h .. ,,uld have bt,n romplctr
ii only shc h!ld '1mply mid Su.m­ung us naim on • letter a:nsur­
mg Summers 1,,,s no1 rnollJlh 10
dcmonstmlC iwwmna:. thC)' "cnt as rcponro b)• the press. .
'Your rr«nl Jnnouncemcm.
llS n:ponl!d In u,c press. •
nm-s' 5J>Ctth.
Then. \Vrlgl11
could lia,-c .14:•
cumttly culled
St ms:,c:n OUI Wright is atren1pcing co address chis is­
sue-inequaJiry wicb roors at the dawn of
on 1hc ,nap-bumanicy. This is difficulr enough. By
propnmcncss . f .
or the ACUJ$ jumpLng on che bandwagon o sensanon-
1,ncr 10 Sum-aJ' d h fa ·1· ch mcrs. You Stt. 1ze coverage, s e Cl 1caces e smear-
S1ms~:ind ing of an ally as a scapegoat. Instead of
1he rntm:.
ACLU-la1lcd standing by our aJly, she singles him our as
10 do 1hetr " d ,, H d own research a gen er opponent. ow pro ucrive is
As a end• char?
carrying
member of the
ACLU, I ~m Jnd 'ba!a:d on
the \\-1dcspmul
.mcnuon 10
1hc i.sut that
)'<lur ongnul
prcscn1a1lon
:tnd follow-up
comnw:ms h:l,·e
11cncn1rd
This leucr WilS
sent to Sum•
mtrs. 1n c,nJcr
10 ·can upon
lh,m I 10 pub­
licly commit
10 m•kmg 1hc
cllmmauon ol
bameD 10. und
the ad,'3n«:•
cspccwll)' dls:Jppomtcd lhai no
unc then, rt.1tl the speech. cuht,r
fl an orp111%a1lon 1hn1 purpons 10
suppon frttdom of spe«h pui-,m 10 ~drnll 11 111 the lcuu ·we
an: wmlng .10 respond to )'OUT
comn,.,ms. 11> .. ,dtly reported ,n
the mcdlll : -Your suggesnon. mcm or women ,n, nuuh and
lhc sciences a nujor prionty of
lhls) tenun:: Ill the Unl\·crs11y'
SEE 'GM SUMMERS 'PAGE 7 Guest Writer
Fee in­
crease
is a bad
idea
by Dylan Smith
Ile II resolved 1h01: ASLC
Council ,advocntc 10 the hoard
of Trustees 1lu11 s1udcn1 fees
be set at l 'lo of regular on-cum•
pu, 1ultlon In order 10 1adc­
qun1cly ,uppon org.,nl:.11lons
nnd '1rth·hlcs ond continually
11djus1 for rising costs.
Groups at l.c\\1S And Oarlc
Jrc tn ,t •,nsts oc: cord mg 10
nian)' ASLC .ind 01h<1 group
l<.>dcn; Aa<>rdlng u, R\;in LJd
mr, the uu1hor ol the proposal
"&JOU!»" ,II be pul 111 an Ul)lCJII
•nd ,·cri mt r=• ,-ruc. si1u.,-
11on lf • '.lludcru fet tnm.,,.. ts
no1 :1ppnned Goo<! Pcrh.•fb
A •fiscal cnm· IN)' be )1151 wh~,
these ~nmmons uetd
'Thl.s p~ )<M h.1> >Ull
unpret<drntcd gl'O"tb In !>IU·
dent grout" •nd .,.,Mucs.
SJ}"' L)1U1C lloolh In the ASLC.
vc:>1t~ p.,mphlc1 A$ • J'C'.uh of
1h1>, A:>I.C 11.1> pro11<~ 1h.1t all
Lewis •nd Clurk s1urkni. shnrc
1he burdtn and "• lncn:.\SC
k'«:$ m \ l ,,I rcg.u\.n \1m,,n
The CBC has s.,td, 'lwfilhou,
su:nr,c11111 111( ,mcgnty of our
1nS111u111,m, the quallt)' of GIRi
pus Mc. ~d 1hc potrollnl fl'lr
pn,grcss. no funlw:r cUls ,.n be
made • Wllhou1 1hc ancn:.i:.c in
fees. ASLC d.inns llul <UIS JO!
111<-vllabl<
But an: they really tl'IC\11•Md
Do we need 10 ,n~ml,.. fee, 10
m.um~m the ,mey,my of our Ill·
Stlluuon I Or c,-cn 10 keep 01os1
of our brn,r,< 1.11 pr~rarn.<I
I thntl< not Growth m -.i.u
dcru dubs can br a ,-eri· g'-""'
1l11ng for LC. but u c.111 Jls., be
,uy b.itl If we let II gm" u,Kcn•
1 ml41bly The CBC I> expe,ung
on t'">llmat"1 S'JO,(l()() In eub 10
occur n~XI year Thls ts 10 me a
clt11r siitrol 1lu11 they •re s,mply
nOI being flSC:lll) responStblc
We go1 1n10 1h1s st1u.1uon 1n the
fir'>I pbcr bCClllSC groups hJ,·c
b!-cn pmm~ nc,'t'r ending
gro"th wnh no reil cxpl•n.1-
1100 for "here 1he funding for
g,.,..,h would romt fmm
I dtmt mtan I<> ><1Und like
S(lffiC an11-gm-cmmcm or .,ml•
pubhc-spcndmg nul accusing
1hc g0\'t'.mimm of n(llhtng more
1h,1n ·12.., nnd spcnd -N<>, 1hts ts
\\'Or....-T111s Is "spend Jrul we
We n-pmmr.smg monei before
\\C C\Cn ha,-c 111 The C0C llt<ds
111 do • bcucr Job of dlsermlng
bemttn 1hos.c lctl\111cs and
groups 1ha1 pffl\idc • neccs,.;u-y
pubhc benefit 1SAAB 1u1onng)
ond lhosc 111'11 do 001 ll.h<e!S<
Qub) before they throw around
stud,ms· money.
Enrilcr. I suggested tb:u o
'fi«'lll cn51.$' may be JU!>! what
1lw: doctor ordered I rcmcm•
SEE '1 PERCENT • PAGE 0
the Pioneer Log. April 8, 2005 5 Forum
News Anal SIS
Spears trades 'bombastic'
for 'realistic' with Federlin Students to pay more
to stay competetive
CONTINUED FROM PAOE 5
ttt nl} C'duallon hcrc 1> 1h.11 ,mpor,
l3nt 10 me, mhc~ may l10I ht h\
hkcl)• lhJt nearl) C\'C')'Onc htrc
knows >Omronc 1llll1 II hod 10
lca,'C 1h1, ,oll,ge brcau,.- II "35
11n:iJT,1rdahlc. So wlut1 happens
when the uffordab,luy shps <"''Cn
fun her ou, of rexh1 So Its IIOI the .ltlWI lll(ft3SC
that dwurb~ me It, the l,1<k of
rtspan,,c h s I ht way s.•mc peo­
ple h;m: 10 toll) struggle wnh
wh.i1 IS 1h.-hes, cou~ or ilCIIOO
In deal wuh • b,r.gcr bUI lrom 1hc
ush1er's Oflicr. but nc11her lhC)
nor the m.my mm-c fortwwc
pt<lplc who don\ 11.1\c 10 be 111
conurnro .ire mmklng llny real
comment on the ~
by Stephanie Beechem
Ju~ when I 1hc111gh1 Blit•
ney Spears dtdn, kllel" any
words o,cr SIX le11crs. the wrl
surpnses me When her s<I!
111lcd CD c:tmc ou, J tcw Y,,:trS
back--a colkctlon I C3llMe to
kno" through tn) younger sis­
ter, mind )'OU-lhcre II \\,.1$, ~
song en111lt'd Bc,ml,asttc Lo,·c
1k1n1bastic gr:md1loque111. os-
1emat1ou>ly loft) lk>mb3511c
lcn letters. Nc>t o ""'d for the
kldd1tS-
Th05e W1:re the days of Jus­
un Timberlak~. ond Britnql<
idrn that us gonn1' be c.....tly
like in ,1 mm1t I When we fall
In l1wc for the fim 1unc, 11
wa; a bit more pl:iuslblc b:itk from 1hc depth.~ of Hell ....
And by Hell we mc:in the l'iolog Office
llf od<>~m girls bol11fd mio
I" o romon11c ~•wcr couples
Well. here~ the tlung Jbou1
bomb:is11c l11vc. hs 111111.mog Jod
lofiv om! oh-so-glrunorau,. II\
the stuff or Jl<IP power bJll,1ds
and m.1g.-wnc co,crs :ind cndles,
lunch wblc com'trs,utons. bu1 It
""'n' c,·cr l:ist Bombtilk 11ttl(r•
wise known 11> ~ bl11,Jor Its /,nu:h,
c:i. 111> a formula as old as lime
So whais kf1 for ~II th.osc dis-
1llus1oncd girls who 1>ncc sighed
m,:r their 1rnshy n1J1g,umcs? I'\..,
goi five words ~in rcderllnc,
CrunllLJ Parker Bowles JUSlln
Timberlake and Princm Di.In.
they are n01 Fcdcrlmcs Jlwu)'S
smoking and wcanng wtfc-bcu­
crs. nnd Camilli l'llri<cr Bowles,
I lute to s.iy 11, IOQks like a horse or 0,.1nn
Whllt a,1d tobl0tdtrs 1tre
busy bcmo:tning lht5c unl1kdy
successors, I celebrate them
Feder lines and Bov. lo ,,f the
\\Orld, I IOJSI yool Oaung u
Timbtrlnkr I> jUSI .. , unhu•
n1;1n-.1II premieres and ,,.,,.
recs 3nd couture, 1mpcttnblc
sktn and Holl>•wc>od-whnc
smiles. Gt~ me, non, or 1h3t
Give me Chinese tllkt-out and
a Marlboro Light \\1th l duty,
"orklng,dass wtfc-bcJ1er­
""'•nng kid •ny day or the
wc,k Gwe me the clever but
n01-qu11c,btaullful \\Om3n In
the frumpy outfit The cunous thing •hou1 the
1u111on lllcreast ls llut b seems
lO be o1hsolutd)· JUSl!fiablc Our
!iirolt)' arc underpaid, and b;istc:
rna1n1cn.1ncc ,md adrnln~r.alfon
C05IS are tndcnl 1,o01ng up. Fur­
them1ore the Co11cgc b lc:,,~ng
«ruun staff pos11ions oprn, and
cu1ung blldgtt• ,ir some dc!l"rt•
m<nts turly sc,'C~I>• So 11s not
as though tins JUst some rn,'Olous W!m c:in bc doocl Ahhouglt
It\; lllO I.ate 10 "Cl!' thlS IUlllon
tncre.'IS<:, and pmbably hnure
lllCT'Ca!lCS. we a; a studrot bod)'
need tu open d&usslons about
duhng wuh 11S dfttu. Students
who for wh.11cv,,r •~n ore for,
1Un.11c enough not to have lO \\,lr•
So what's left for all those disillusioned
girls who once sighed over their trashy
magazines? I've gor five words: Kevin Fed­h's easy to look 11.1 :ill the
messy pamculars or 1he5c new
couples and cnni:~ bu1 at I=
11, ~1 Frankl)', rm bo~d
with lupplly_.,,..,,.:,ftcrs and
strolls tnio 1hc sunsa. Nows
the lime 10 trudc bomb.mie for
r~lisllc, trade Timbcrlakcs for
Federllncs ·h's gon11.1 bc ex• President 1-lochstettler was regrerful, but
realistic, in an interview before r.he in­
crease became official, when he admitted
rhat raising cosrs would definitely force
some studencs our of che school, than.ks
ro an antiquated financiaJ aid syste.in that
does not accou.nc for such evencs in the
course of a srudenr's four years here.
Inc~ 311he wh.lm of 11ch ll'IJ.II·
ces h s«ms 10 be something that
the College llC1Wllly needs 10 do.
sorncthmg th.ti colleges across th,
country = doing i'llbllc or pn•
\':lie, the COS! of hlghu educntll'>n
ts skpockcllng. Those ol us who
wan1 a degree slmpl)' h~vc to de11I
w11h11u!1 ry about P")'ing for collcg1: llffll
10 1alk \\1th those who nre d1ggmg
dctper pits of debt to do !<> Al•
1hough sudt dl5cusslnns won,
nmkc collcg,: My che3per, ,n the
end we all might emerge "11h a
bcuer sense ,lf Just how YJ!uablc
an cducalion am be erline, Camilla Parker Bowles. :ictly like ~ movlc''7 I
think n01 I hope
noL
then I IJlk'SS onc Is npt 10 think
ln such bombasuc tcnn.~ ,.,,h
MTV's dashingly muscled pop
pnr1<e J~tn T1mhcrlakc on
)'Olir Id, nm, For ~ re" )'cars,
I Ju>1 ,ouldn, g,,t nw;iy from
them. The« they wen:, posmg
fort he co,unl ti\1 :mnuuo.:mg
,,dcos on TRL ~nd 111v,1d1ng .ill
c,I my ra,onir tCCD)'•bop cuhure
.IC.l'tlM)'nl~
I hr pn~c-pnnc= p;ilr .,r
my parem,' g,,:ncrnllon w,b,
na1urnll1. Pnncc 01.1rlcs Jnd
PnrK:c Diana an Uber couple .,r C\(n more vcnemblc >IUIUre
th•n our >orry Arncrmm roynls.
The,c Jre the p;imn~ of foll)'
uilcs fnmous. beoull!uf, nch
men ond women Herc IS 1h~ .is-
1111JJun of '"" c,,umncs "onh 1,)'lng 10 play dress-up
In Ch.incl Fcderllnc
has an lllegjlimate
child with an CX-g)rl­
rncnd Bowles wus
the despised Othcr
\\\>man In the d!lys
Here's our girll
Britney-
whon
we first
knew
her. Guess who
said it?
lln \l,u1h.1· ·'ihr 11,ul ., ~on,I j.111 ,·,1u·ru·111,·
1ni,11nn f \n,luuh liknl hn \ mndd
l ht oh,,·,,wu,- • 1 lu·"··, .. t p, rurn,-1111.u 111 .,II of 11-. 1h11
11·, 1k;ul, ,n111t·1l1111)! ,011 «11111·1 ,,,1111 >!'"•·rr111t)! lht· touu
"'
,o ) 1'111'11 ) \
1 percent fix on tuition fees decreases control
CONTIIIUEO FROM PAOE 5
ber back "hen I w-.tS • wee liule
high school stucknt mvolvcd 1n
ncnrly <wry ex1rn-cumcular OC·
uvuy und group under the sun.
Sure enough, we hnd crises lh:k
then, not cvcrythtog wus simply
p;,Jd for In met, we h~ 10 PJY
for nc:irly JII or 11 ourscll'CS. And
whnt w.u wrong "''h 1ru11J N0th•
ing. 1r ,..., "cruhon of runds, we
ftmd1111scd, we cu1 back. we ad•
Justed. and "-C conunucd on We
wen: self-sufficient
Wh)• don, ,.,.., """'" 10 1hts7 I sec nn reason wh) "C .is • Is going up rltXI )~ti Yayt And a d1ffcren~ between buying and of thta student groups st;ins Ill
student bod) an\, 10 some tx• wha1 do we do In response? \.\\: not buymg • 1cx1book octunll)'. affect the tducatlon of those not
tent, fund groups •nd act1V1.tlcs lnct'C.15C fees s<, tha1 1hc COSl or This scn1tstcrs recs alone were mvol,..,d 1n them, 5<elf-.ufhc1<nct
But I also sec no reason why these an cducnuon goes up C\'t:n n1orr more than half the cost of my nttds to be 1he way 10 g,, S,m,
groups •nd oc• ___ ____ textbooks ply pu1. some groups should rely
,1,111n can, be 1 f h f fu d fu d · d Need I remind on mcmbcoolp recs, fund1111smg,
more SC"lf•suffi- we were S Ort O n S, we n ratse • AS.LC tlut the •nd other sclf-suf6ctent means tf
CtCnt and fund we cur back, we adjusted, and \Ve conrin- 'lmcgmy or OUT they ore going 10 conunuc optr•
themsch"'S in.stnuuon; uur aung,
As Landon ued on. We were self-su fficieot. gr..a1er ln.SIIIU• Young'" support tlm n,feren-
Masc•rcnc:, ---- uon or l.twtS & dum ls a ,'Ole for fiscal frnspon•
Sc:011 Dcvlm. dari< College, sibillty.
Jnd others J)l)fnlro 0UI m tht \'OI• M•kcs sense, t1gh1? IS b,scd upon 5"mclhlng YllSlly We c:tnnol sptnd bcforr ,...,
u's pamphlet, the cost or an cdu• And )"'5, the lncre'ISC m fees more tmporu.n1 11u!n smdrnt luve the money and ""' annot
c:,1,on .1.1 Lewis and a,uk ls not docs nuke a difference 10 the group$: the quality or cduoa-allow public funding or studcm
cheap And guts$ wha17 Tutuon Individual studcm As much of lion? Al the po1m where the co;l groups 10 g,:t ou1 or control 6 the Pioneer Log. April 8, 2005 Give Summers a fair
reading before you
accuse him of sexism
C0Nl1NUED FROM PAGE S
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WomcruR1gh1!1
w,1mcru;R1gh1~
cfrn>l0•17391
~-17-1} loo
b.1d IMI I) pre­
CISCI)' wha1 his
whole speech
W!l$~bou1
Rod II.
Pfost w-.
w prcsldtn1
han•ard cdu/
spctchcs12005/
nbcr h1ml
Ma,nst rc"m
mcd111 bas b«n
falhng 1h1~
COllllU')' "''«
th<, 2000 pttSl­
dcntlul r:1cc <••
lea>!) n,c ACLU 3nd 21 <>ihc!r
OCIMM groups gl)I their facts from
1h1ny l«<>nds or 2-1-huur n~ws
co,-.:r:1gc bc1-.c-cn 1hc M1d1.,el
Jackson rnal 3J'ld MllnhJJ S<cw;1ns
n:IC'JSC :,nd. b.1sed on 1h~ l:icrs,
sem an angiy livc p:tRC lcucr 10
HllrY11~ pn:,;,dcm The t,,.
time the mitln.,u-e.,m mwbl c,-,n
r:alsed 1he ornmprestru lssuc or
!?(Oder 1nc,quJl11y -.;u 1-dnnl­
kn(lw-whcn 11$ ~ rcmln~ att
>·<>u =II> s:irlslicd "11h ,udckn,
stn.s,.ulm1.tll:.-d •nd mllculnu.,ly
ou1-o/-conrex1 co\'cmge 1h.i1 de­
,-esr.mcs in ally ol 1hc uu:,c of
gender cqu:thl)'? Summers w""
spt:iklng JI • ,mall mecung 10
discwls ·the Issue or women~ n:p­
rcscn1a1lon In tenun,d pos1llons
In 1<,'lcncc and cng1nccrlng JI 1op
unl\'crsl1~ Jnd n:sean:h lllSlilU•
11ons· in .m aucmpt 10 r«lif) 1h1>
undcrreprtSCmmlon
Wrlgh1 Is ancmptlng IQ address
1h-.. 1SSUc-1ncqu.1l11y, which
has roois n1 the dnwn ol humnn-
11)'· This IS dl!T,cuh coough By
1umplng on 1hc b:md"•gon or
se11sa1ion.1h:td co,'<rngc, she fa.
dhwes 1hc smurtng or on •II>· as
• SC11prgoa1 lll.>lc:td or 51nndlng
b) our •II>, shr 51ngl6 him ou1 as
a ·~11dcr opponcm How pro­
duc1h,: 15 1h.1tl
Whl11 d,d Summers .,aually
my7 According to Tht Eronomw
(Fcbniary 26, 2005), he -dO<S noc
bbrnc 30)'lhlog on '"1)1hing. • He
proposed "will, pltnl) of 01,-,.
>IS and an uochal:ICltrlSlk d05C
of humlhl)'• !lt\'Cral hypochescs
(of which lnnait ablllly w:as J
componcm ol one) JI ~ bchind­
closcd-doors m«ung In which he
dehbcr.1cly SCI our lo ask d1fficuh
quest1or1S In order to pro,-okr
subswuwl dlscoursc on tllt sub­
jcct ·nu, first 378 ""nls of his
sprcch "-.:,~ b:isk~II)' .t di;cblmcr
1hJ1 1he>c h>']>Olhnn shuuld n0t
bt wkrn nd,culousl>· uu1 11f con-
1m ·Titc,n: Is nn cvtdoncc 1h~t
H.i~s prcsldcm has e,,:r J<t.td
1n a drscnmm,uory n111nncr
But hc :isks-001 ,mphcs "r
su~bnut inn.ire ability
So wh;u) An) frnuntst •= n, ;1 frmonl<l
bta\12 he
or she at·
knowledges
11,11 1hcn:
11n: d1lrcr-
cnccs be,.
'""'en wh.i1
1t nw:ins
10 be mnk
and wh.11
IL means 10
bc frmale
You do DOI
ha,-c IO be
11 b1ol0g1>1
10 rccogrutt
1h.11 1hcn:
ore subslun-
11al physl•
olog1c11I
dtffrrcnccs
bttwttn men •nd wont<n.
"tktt. JII 1hc C\·tdcn« ls "1th
• Mr Summrn He aues \'3rlCIIIS
rcspccublr aaukmk: sourcrs,
Jnd C\·cn beyond those then:
,s a s.-o:nufic dcb;r1c mJOUI 1hc
d,IT.-rcncc bctw«n m.1lc Wld re­
male br:uns. Bn)-s, for m ... ana:.
""' four nrms mo,r h~ly 10 Ix
,111ll<11c thnn girls. h wJ> • le.­
g111nu1r "ubJtl t to hro.Kh
He docs ask 1ha1 Innate '1bil•
11y be •~plon:d as <'~ cnrnpo-­
ncm c.11 n:solvtng 1hc under•
n:prt::IC'nl.illon ol .-,,men In
math •nd the scicn,:<> Oon I
hkc 1hc sound or 1h.i1? Neither
do I l'hc mOSI nu11hcrru111c:rlly
and mcduntc:ill)· gifted prr­
son I know Is 11 wl)m.1n She
is JI.so • bcuer rock climber
than mt, llul noc llk,ng It does
not exclude II rmm lcgillrruur
x.>Jcmlc 111qnlf) Gender
lncqu:tht)' Is 1101 gomg to be
sol,cd 1omorrow To h:m:
an)' hope ol cvcr soh1ng 1hn1
mcqwh1y ,n,·oh'h llSklng dlf­
hcuh quesiiom--nar JUSI the
PG-13oncs
Dcsp11c wit.ii the cct1-fcm1•
niSI d=n th<: hall m1gh1 1tll >"" IIOlhlng 1$ going 10 be
sol~ by lnslsdng lha1 mnn
h~1cs woman and nrnn des1royi;
1he cnvrromncnr bccusc 1hc
cnv,mnm,ni ts feminine ond
mBn w.ims 10 destroy woman
ldcnufymg ll,e m1hwry-m­
dustr1.tl complex as m.1SCUhne
and het1p1ng all 1hc blomc and
fauil on ll dorsnl sot,·e u damn
1hmg
Tilt'tt ml.ISi br dlsa>u~ and
lnCJUlf)' 1(1 !o<ll\'C .ID)lhlng. A>
much .\S 1hc mnj1>rlty or thb
school wan15 u 10 be so. "c
annoi JU5l snap our fin~rs
.ind elllS( 1cn 1hous:ind )'C3r5
<>f gendcc 1n,qual11y .ind h,,..,
• prrfrctly bttl.utccd wcul1v
rcp~m.uwn <imply bo:llu~
h <hould be 1hJ1 way
1llr 1>nly "'llY 10 soh·t the
b.-uc ... r undcrrtprestmauon b
10 .1Sk d1ll1c:uh qucsllonr-tbt­
c.'UICI qllbllnns 1ha1 ~ummc,s
m1scd Forum
Experimental journalism deduc­
es: Harvard leader is an asshole
by Christle Wright
U:l~ d;i ~n ""J't'rllD.:111
I bnd, on, 11 you w,ll EvcT)
body grab ~ krbo.~rd und p;,1·
,u.u,ruion I ,-,m w m.1ke $Utr
we all g,;1 1hls rijt}n
Step ont 10
www.nytlnies c..1111
Step IWO In the hol< ,.,belcd
,nn;h. t)-pc ,n lllll' <1f 1hc fol.
II)',\ tng ICrffl> ·tiiwn'n.."C Sum­
mm or ·H.t""'rd Prc>lJtm •
Step three ~nd for rom­
p,thcnslon tr,,:n the hcltdhr,e;
1re tclhngl. lb5orb and undcr­
S111nd. Qr(~• (l,c rnJdc lup-hop n:c01tb),
We-<1 1ranslerrcd 10 l'rlna1on m
2(1()2.
I am nt>l 5Utprl"'d b)· 1he
H:m-.ud t1CUlry, rt1i0lu11on m
pubhrl) and fomully rnuau
1 he leader of thrrr cClllcgc Wink
1heir \'Olr mtallS l111!r In lefflH of
3du.ill> ftnng Surumcn, 11 scrub
a suong ~ 10 Hll\31U Cor
por.11Jar1-1hc oocird 1h.i1 h~ 111<.
rtb1IU) 1,1 dtsmts, 1h< Pu:>1dcnl
I h.1, ... been .1C1:uscd or unl.iirl)
·ckm<111l:lng· lhls mJII \\'bile
I donl J&Jtt 1h.11 l\c J>Onrli)i:d tJP,1411)', but 11ur rnhutt
II Sd, Summer.· «•nun(nb
m.l) vcl) .. ell rtprcscm 1hr
rco.,on wh) lcnulc prrlot•
m~ncc ,n rru11h ~nd SC1Cnu'
d15(1pl111'!> an: so fow Clurl~
Mumi)· Sil}'S 1!,;11 knc,,, ,ng 1h:u
rhcn: rs I jtroup dtlf<rrntt wtll ~ ..,Ilk' "'<>•rum from
f\fll tf)mg 10 btcomc m.,1h
c,ru,11,1.11~ er cngtn,:cr,· (...:c
'St,( f:d JI H.trv•rd N,w )\,,/,
TI111c> 2005)
Sun1Jt1Crs med to .ra:outll
for 1ht-ct1hun:-de1mn1nes-pcr•
fontl(lllCC ar•
Step rour
Rtpnu J!1er fl<!
·t..1-.rmcc Sum­
mtr< c. ~ <cxi'1
J.s,holt.
You·U find
1hc New )or.Ir
nmc, •nick
called •Pmfts­
s.,r,,. in Oosc Summers is noc merely poincing ouc dif­
ferences be.tween the sexes-he is ques­
tioning my ability as a woman and en­
dangering everything that feminism has
achieved. gumcm .. ,th
~necdo1.1l
e,1drnc(
lie said 11ut
bl• dJ11)1h1cr
Llbf led hi)'
1 ruc ks h kt­
d;,ll:r-"dJd-
dy 1ruck0
Vo1c, Censure lum ;Ill 11 s.~lm or Huter. I do
H•rv.ml ~ader, In which IIM' ihmk the lmptio1110ru1 or hl'I ~c­
lt,IOOll5 for 1hc H.:ln arrl facuhy, lions an: h.umtng SOClct>' UI more
ton.s<!nsu, -..,II bc •pell«! oui "•rs ihJn c>M ThJs tsnl • mttlto
·tong:a.u1dmg db.S.1!W.1'1ion ho.uc-no one 1w \ln~ rlu.s
with h~ m.111.tg<mtlll ,iyk Ill.In our Mt should. hl<e tvcry
on.I his rcmArks abou1 "om• uri,, or u,. be held a1CC:Onmablc !or
en m m.itl, uod sm:nc,: hb .l<tic,n,
Si>~ """ "' 1~ 100 fll!K'._,h,==A rcsolwkm oud1 .is rhc ""'
on 1ht N,w )o .. Timt_;, 111 Marth pas:.cd by 1-bl\Jnl ,houldn, bt
2005 USA Tod3y n:pont'd ibar ,~ken h&lnl) h means more 1h.1n
"hen the f.1Cuhy ,'vied 10 e<· JUM a «>uple ol d1$1!!n:cmcnis.
pn'SS • IJ<k of umfitl<ncc· In Sumn1,rs ha:< ••lle1idt<I •~n
Sum111'!1S, 1ht ffolS(JllS ~h·nl jnd ,..0mtn 11r .tll ru= HJ,,u:Hn
only hi> comment> 1bou1 1he mcm• ,bc>ul w~ .md "'"lll<'n
compettncy 111 wonwn In m.uh \\Ctt llllClllcd for .md maccunnc.
and ,;c,ena disctplini, Ot< In ·t.,my MJUc1 ind the Sexes
onJcle pomrs our 1h.u the 1.K-Sull J x,rnulic Grt> Arf6> (set
ultp ~•uon was suppo11cd Nn, forlr Tr""' 2()(1)) NJt•he
by lc,rul\151S who wen: cnro.)!cd Ang,rr ocknov.lcd~ 1lu1 1hctc
I>)'• Summers· n:tmrlcs and those an: ob, 10115 diJTrn:nces bcrwc-cn
who It.en: dlS.!ppolnttd with hlS sexes bur 1t,;,1 "l'CSCan.hcrs want
tonduct tow.um l:icuhy mem-ih:Jr rhr Ill<'« finding of 3 drl-
bi!rs 0\"'1:111 ftrtnLC Ill forru dD<S not lllt'llJ\ ~
L1,vm1<:r ts bci11g cnua::ed ,hllucncr 1n lun..1ran or ou1pu1 •
lor his lack ol d1pt.,macy dunng In rm, 11 h.u been pro,cn 1ha1
mctw•~ The .1nk:k lughlfglus "''tlmtn\ brain, "-""' mott P>
1h.i1 he wol5tts 80 pcn:cnr c>f 1,u11rr-" htn: 1hc b1Jln dOC$
the n,ceung 111>t<,;,d of l151en,ng mosl of u.. functlOning
to faculty members h 1s mo 1mpnm11n 10 1ha1 ~n
His m1~behavfor h>w~rrls lhc derdWen:necsatcoot appan:m m
noced Afnc.m•A1ncnc;,n Sludl(S mfanls and young chtldttn o,1-
profusor. Comd Wcst shuuW lrn:nces 111 =tkm1r prrfonn30cc
alsn be no1ed .lS • linor 1n 1ht onlt appe.u btcr-hlnllni: thJ.t 11
1.-icuhyll dcculon Alter bctng m.i> 1101 ht our brplojJiall dlffcr­
haras.sed b)· Surrtmcrs for pro-cnces ,h.:u dcicnmnc uur bmm
ducing "vrk 111111 "".sn'I sdlol-or ·b:Jb)'
1ruck
Tiu• m.11' Ix tvrtlen,c
cn.,uglt for Surnuu,rs th:11 gen•
du roles 11tt more 1han cul­
lU,.JI, b111 he <> forgcumg 1hn(
his d.,ughter h.1S bttn brought
up 1n .1 cuhutt 1h11 ,111cmp1s 1u
ddi~ hcra$ lhe n101h,'T figun:
lo ffllLlll) t<,t hi$ hyp1>1l1<• I
he ""uld ha,,: had IQ mf!;c ht.
chtld m ~ i;rrrdcr ·,ule-les6
hou,chold. of -.h,ch I am sun:
he is 1~pablr
Wlulc Swnmcn cl.Juns 10
ntl( lu,-c lnlffltion,111> ullmclcd
~">"nt .. ,1h ht• t,•m1114:nl$, 1hr
Janugc b 1!1i11r
M a k-.ldcr or wd1 an r.-
1ecmcd ,dcmk" 111>111uliun ii>
H~",ml he h,.. 1ht re,pcms,­
b1hty lo guide >OCJCI)' ,n • pro­
)lrtSSl\1' mAn--av.-:t) from
1hc b3stless st:osm 1hat ht h.'IS
><> Cu-c.,l\Jbittd
He b nor mcn:I> pr.rinung
11u1 d11Tcn:nccs be1,.-ccn 1h<:
scxe,-hc IS q11esl1on,ng my
abibl)' . .,, • .-oman •nd .:iid.ln­
gmng C\'.:1)1hlng IN! fcmt•
nl5m 1u, Kh!a·td
A11d b> domg so. he ha:i
clnm,iged lus own IOjllwnacy as
J leader.
Agiln. lcls l'(pclll UW•
.n:n« Summers Is a sc.dst ac,;s.
hole.
1hc Pioneer Log. April 8. 2005 7 ----Features----
Alumnus publishes book, offers students advice
by Lexie Briggs
Enc W=rrn.,n, un '1lum­
nu.s wit" gr.1dUJ11,-d m I 9<l7
frflm LC 15 publbhtng h!S fiN
bo<,k. TI>t hook, rnutlcd Th<
Trmpt1td,Y I.Jft h:b JUSI been IC•
IC1b<.'<I You can vl>tl hlS wcb<ll1c
cn,,v;1,oeTTru1n com for mort
1nlorrnat1<>n One of our wmcrs
managi,d Ill c:itch up \\1th Was­
><!rm.1n (Nocc. thc lllltl'\lt\\, h"5
been cdlttd [or sp;u;c I
Pione<r Log: Can ""' gl\t cJ
•>""'''"of''"" ,,.,..~ Erk WllSSCmian: It~ • tol­
lN:ti<>n of shon hcu<>n wuh c.ich
stOI) ,om~tmng the: 1005C I hcmc
ol cxplonngJf\\ tsh•Amcnc.in hit
on she \\est Co.1st, ,,lfcnng .m
QltCnl.lll\·C ptl'Spcctl\'C 10 "h.lt IS
nltcn Northt'astcr.«n1r,, Je-..1<h­
Amen<l!n fiction All o( the stones
1m pl= Ill llllCS "" sh,· \\~t
Coast 111 Orcgon Washmg1<>n .md
Cal1foma,
PL: Iii,,, d,, \'(JU ~mrm•
br, .)'<'I" llmt 01 I.O DI,/
an~ r,J )"'" c.>pt,mues ht,r
hrlp <hUf<' .l'"'' as a wnrrr or hrlr tn
dlaptnR 1/iu .,.,,1: an p,1r11u,la,1 whert l rt3d 1h, ongm•l dmft or
the Ml)'
Nc,w, ntnr )"'1tS Lllt'r. I will
IX' •~ding from my first collrc­
llon 31 Hrd Me 8011~ c>n April
27, >O 1ha1 IS nt~ 11., think ~buul
M)' fisul yt:1r ,11 LC I WTOI< rough
drnfis for n rcw of 1hr stone$ 1ha1
ended up 111 the hook 1 worked
\\Ith 1·1S1uni: wntcr Rick 111111,
who was 1.llrr she wntcr In n:,;, PL: What was LC 111ft back In
199n
EW: I rtmcmbrr • 101 .tbc>ul
IC wh1lr I was there The school
wJS dl3n1,~ng dunng that 11mt m
..,n,,: "•)'S for tilt-bcnrr Jnd In
some "J)-S nrn
The History ,md fnghsh
depanmc:nts were ccn•lnly be­
coming more profc»1onal and
s«kmg ,,u, pmfossors wsth mon,
Jmbmous
If you are a person who needs a
thriving social life and has rrouble
being in a room by yourself for
long periods of time, writing
mighc not be for you. research
.1nd pub,
11 sh Ing
endcav-
urs Thr
~tudcnt
body .is.,
changed
rons1der­
nbl) while
dcm at •Reed Cc,tlcge Rack was
an e3rly bd1c1•cr ,md rrnll) cn­
coumg<:<l me 10 pursue o lon~r
project
\Vhill I rtrncmb:r best though
urc my friends from LC. \~n I
..,.,. Jo111g my gmduJK work In
llo:,ton I sow ~ buddy t>f mine
from LC I h•dn, seen m year.. and l wJS 1here, b«om1ng for lrss
progres.,l\'C,
lllllttcynlcJI bcc<ltlllng mu<h
I look b.lCk fondl) JI LC, b111
Ii) she Unit' I left 11 !ch much
more ll!u: l busmos 1h,m J :;choot
I -...1, Mtendmg TI\c focus was
m1Mng J\\11)' from tCllch,ng ~nd
Studrni dcd1c.111on 1c, unpro,1ng
th<e school~ repumuon. I havcni
b«n b:k:k 10 1hc can,pu, In tnJII)'
)'etrs but l :Im a\\-an, of some of
she m-.,ni pn>blem,, l.iad b)·
she ~denfs offitc ,ind I c;in 1
help bus 1h,nk th.tis " ,ympcom
,,f wh:11 ,1.,ned chnngsng when 1
""-' ~I LC
PL: Wlw hu,, ya,, l>un up w
"nu grad1w11011? tt .... , fong "'""
_v,,u been ""''""IC"" 1h1> boo/:1
'"°1000UUBY-­Erlc Wasserman ('97} discusses his book at his book re­
lease party. EW: All 1ogc1ht-r. I lu" bttn
wurkmg on the hnok for .!most
nine }'CW"> In tit.ti time I luvr
JI.st, btcn working"" 1-..0 no,-ch
S11t<:c LC I 1~1\'c grncr.tll)' bct-n
1nvol1'Cd In cducnllnn. 1c.1eh­
lng .11 11lC nuddlc school, nigh
.1<:hoc>I •nd college lcvds I also
pcrformtd ~ )'Cl1 of volum~ry 11.1•
Umt:11 5Cl'\1CC With Alll<?nCorps.
l\orktng wnh ,11-rtsk you1h
through 1he I lln,·c I\ O~m­
Fuund.ulon EW: WIiiie JI LC I wr.i1c an
urtglnal drnlt of the mlc ,101)· Co,
1J1e <Oll~u"° whllc m • ~umrncr
\\TIii~ course rnught b) Diana
Abu-Jaber,11 l'SL Th., ronduston
.:,f 1h.11 d,l~ \\,IS to gs,·e u n,.;d.
ing ill. 23rd l\w: Books os a <la<>, 11 was as If no lime h:ld 1l.155ed
During IML s;imc pcnod I also
romcd • air and drv,,: 10 she Jer­
.C)' short to stt, Joother LC p:,I
"ho h,1d IUSt goucn out or llu:
Prace Corps Tl1e fnrndsh1ps •re
wlu1 m,11ter 11111\C mOSI from LC PL: Do V(lU lunt un_, JJ.
>i<t f,11 ,m:i, bu,/Jlng \\rtl•
rn di 1.0 ll'lt,11 Jld 11 ldht
Physics Club, lagrangians
by Stephanie Beeehem
\IJntpulaung ~llfllngtam \\ 1th
1hr Physb Club
•·•51cplumt Bc«hcrn
Dtd ,,,u kn""' 1}u1 All>cn Em­
•,mn """ his 11nly Nob.-1 Priu for
hls w,,rk ,,n 1hr ph01ork<.tm. cf­
fott, and not hL, famous 1hconcs
<11 rt'luMty1 If n1>1 she Ph),lcS
( lub OIJ) put )'OU In lhclr umou.
pumpkin laur,chcr and ;hOQC you
(l(Tl)S$ she Olm '<1Ul1)"Jrd Or
1hcy nuglu smash a p1 1n yoor
!occ-thc number. th.lt IS
Along wuh Take Thm~ Ap.,.n
D-Jy Md ltttuncs from Fncdertck
ltlbb nnd ~lh Sht,1Rllk Pi Day
was on, of the mOSt SUl1:r56ful
Cl'COl5 from lhe Physl~ aub'!,
'\\\>rid Y~r of Physics \¼ck· ex•
1rn1118i'n%11 In Mon:h.
·1 have btt,1 told by she ph)-s-,cs prufes><•rs 1h:11 )World Yt':lr
or Ph)SJCS \\eckl \\.i, she smf)c
greatest c1'Cn1 1hrown b)• 1hr
ph)'>lts club m the hblOT)' ol LC.
pruluem Stoour Jnhn:Kln s:ud
I 1hough1 11 wa, ,crv ~ucc<"'<ful
Jnd mill)' fun
J<1hn,nn b ,,nc <1f •'PJm'"1·
1n.i1cly 1c11 regul3r members of
1ht-Physics Clob .u LC. wluch
meets every Wcdncscbr as fi,·e m
Ohn 226 nu, club 1s cummly
prep:,nng to ~11end a So.:1tty of
Phys,a Slwk:1115 ::one 11\Ct'.Ung
lit the Unlv,erslty of PonL,nd "n
Apnl I :i" and 16,.
We .ire Jiso seulng up clcc­
Ul'lns for next >~•rs officers,
Johnson $ltd The dub Is Jlso
dectd1ngwhe1hcno p:1mop.11c m
"PhyOlCS Enligh1cns she Wor1d, 2
proJttt 1h01 comrnemor:u.es Em­
stem b)· sc,ndmg a b<,3111 of hght
,,round she world
8 the l'lonc.er Log, Apnl a. 2005 l ht l'hys1<'S Club, ,., ydu
m1Ah1 expect, 1, not "Hliout
Its quirks. There is Jn 1111<11><'
looshill nv.tll') "11h1n she duh
1ha1. Johnson cxpla,ns "tl'CIILCS
she 11,,. pe,:~mg onkr :imong
1ht mcmb:"'. ~ 1hc pre:S1dcn1 I
h.s,·c 11, prnctlcc ICT) hard so I ,an
keep m) standing and r<'f'C!(:t ii>
president·
Johnson el:AA>m1cs: "'Cl<\..,,;h
l<hannl bcmg \'Cl')' lo" m she bet•
mrch)· of the club (ltc, only 1hr
wcbm.uter) spends a gl'CIII deal of
ume 1ry,ng to beat Prof~r Tuflc
at foosb.111 so ht-ntJ)' :uand 1hc
rnnk,; of 1hr club This IS all fuulc
1hough since Tufte IS -..ell known
as being an expenrruemal whd
foosb;ill dynam1C1S1 1 t,,,!Jc,-e he
IS using Dc\-.sh as a SU DJ CCL LO fin·
tsh a resc:srch p:iptr he is worlong
on cona,mlng slmk)• b.tnd osdt-
1:ulon• and 1hcir dfce15 on llneir ~
"'°'°--­Alumnus Eric Wasserman reads from his book, The Tem•
porary Life, at Outton's Book.store on March 13.
w !:" l"'blu,hcdl
EW: l'ubll\hlng holds nu guJtr­
.cn1tts ilnd ltS .tJl undc~r.1duJ1t
y,,u should pn,bably be [ocu;;1t1,i
un "nung g<'<id >tone>, nm pul>•
lbhtng. HnwC\cr, ii 1uu •re re,ld)
to -k puhht11tlt'ltt. (i() l·OR 111
I "111 only ~>• 1h.11 )'<'IU ,h11uld
nt>I rd) tin Jnytmc d,c bus ) our­
,clf'-noc ;m agent, J ,om.lC1, cir
The pcr.;on wnh she best mren:st
111 mind for your work ,s you
I would also suggest 1c-Jdmg
.1> much .1, you c:in And 1bat
n.,ans ,gnonngn 101111 wh:11 )Our
pmles60rs think abum lltern1un,
Open )'t>Ul'lel! up 10 she fact 1h,u
cotkgc 15 ,tn lnsul3r w<1rld ,111J
)'t1Ur suppo,,dl)· hb.:rul IIUlruc• 100 oltcn h;ivt, 1hc lflA>.it 11,1rru"
Jnd tOllSl!l'\'JIIV< uppnxicl1,-s
111 ll1cr:itul'C .utd "nung I ubo
lughl)· ,ugg,"I .1voldlng 1flt'1>lnn
unless )\•u plan 10 "me for 1ha1
flr.'nt'C Ill 115 tndustl') (ll<IIC II i> an
mdustl)') 1r )'OU arc., pcrwn \\h<l
need.a thn'1ng>«IJI htc .md h.ls
tmublc bemg In • mom by ) ,;,ur­
.el[ for long penod; ol umc. wm-
1ng nngh1 not be for )-OU
Be hon<>t W11h mul'lell Is
wntmg • hobbr or a t.1lhng for
)'\l\Jl And pl~. do n<M 1lnnk
)'(IU mt.I.SI get·'" MFA LO be, J wnt­
CI c1,:n 1hough sud1 dcgrtt pm­
grums, ,uch n, II,,: on,: I .utcndcd
.11 Emerson C(lllegc, do hu1'C 1hc1r
lllCl'l!d1blr mems
"<trOC:0..fUl ~c:u,e Among other things, the physlc.s club launches pumpkins.
mon>tmum or the (00$b;,U •
Y.1icn asked abou1 the "hos•
LCSt member of 1hc Ph)'SICS
Club. Johnson replied. ·using
J l'Ct110Lc ttmpcru1urc sc1wng
probe I found 1h.11 Yu Hou h.b
an 2vcrng,, body 1empen11ul'C 2
dcgri,cs higher tlun any other
fflt'mbcr Kas,1ndr.1 Jorgcnx:n, on
the 01hcr hand, Is prcny cu1c, I lo,.., she W3)' she man1pulmcs ht'r
l.ajtrnnw•ns •
fl would be In most LC Slu•
dents' best lnteresi, 1ht'n, 10 nos
eng;tge a PhY$1tS Oub member
In a [00$h~ll rruuch, or mess "uh
1hc1r ugrunglnns 71tt)' have J
purnpktn lllunchcr, ~f1cr •II. and
they're not afoud 10 use 11 ----Features---­
unisex will participate in
upcoming 'Day of Silence'
by Amber Case
On \\'cdne>dui; Apnl l l
members ol Urutcd SexuJUucs
IUniSc,x) the qll(er/qu«r oily
b=•P on Clll'.1'1plli will bc obsc"'·
Ing the NJHtln.11 Da1· of S1knrr
nic Nru,onal n,,) or S1lcna-"
~rwd u, ptt11est ~g.11nS1 the
ducnn11n;11fon ~nd h.1ms.,mcnt
cxpmrm:t'd by C,LBl Wl', le,­
btan. blsc~WII. tllln.sgendcr) mdl
,,duals ~nd their alhes
For the cnun, dar. smdcm~
11eros;, tlw, country w,ll t.tk a dly­
kmg VO\\ of stlcnu I nstc:>d of
,peaking. Slud<nt> ,,tll P,15J out
cards cxpl•lmng thc,r q111ctncso
Rcnuunln!( <tlcnt 1hmughl>Ul 1hr
wy b a w:ir 10 show ,uppon for
thU!>c: "h<1 lu, c b«n sll,nccd tn
the P'™ by hate And prejudice, Jnd those who J.l'l' <1111 f:i..mg
lhtjt> 1hm1LS hidU)
UniScx n>c:ntlxr ~I.tu P<lt•lc
('08) ks one of 1ht org.1nttcrs of ph!>htd
Poole said 1h.i1 •") <ludcnc I>
"ekomc 10 aucnd, rcg.irdlc:.:. or
"h<rhcr lilt)._ .u-c .1 member of
"[A]n incredibly rewarding ex­UniScx or nc,1
"Righi now
-Marr Poole ('08) . ,, penence. ,.,: 'rt look-
ing for people
this ycarl. Dl)' ..-.r Sllena-Jt Lc=
&. 0.1rk ·Bcmg a pan of 1hc O:t)'
of Silence on be an 111Cffil1bl)'
rewardtn~ t'X~r,cncc and ,.,
"nuld lt>\'t "11 uf )'OU 10 ~how
)<>UC >-Uppon ,1ndlor p.utlOp.llr
In 11." SJtd roolc
Al the end nl tht-d•). M'rc
even pl.mnlng 10 h;i,•c J Brt'3k•
Ing lhc Stlcnc,: cvcnl wiltre we
.,II gi,1 1ogc1hcr ~hare ourei<pcri•
enc-cs. and JUSI h.i,-c 2 i:rcur umc
ec1tbmung wha1 we\,: aa:om• "bo would Ukc
11> hrlp org;inl:t' plnlrlp,11t, or
even JUSI <upp<>n this lmpon,101
C\Clll, ',,lid Poole
"We'd 1'1\"t 10 nu1« uur 0-J)
ur ~tl<ntc b111 this )·(!Ir, so ,.c
welcome "' !ll.lny people '1S p.is­
srblc Also. feel Ir« 1c, pass o.lc>njl
1h15 1nfomm1on 10 others who
)'OU frd might hc ,nicraicd ht
hclplng
Students IO.";tntlng 10 Ll~ pan
In or lcam mo~ nbo111 tilt D:I) uf
Stlcnce c:.in con1..u M.111 Poole
Style Source: Katie Cercone
by Rebecca Goldschmidt
Year: Junk>r tr-Jn.J'cr from
Smp,~ C.illtgc
til)mero" n: 5'1111.1 ~. C.1hf
M~jor: Sell des1~· Gc,1\dcr
Sludle!> & An l'hc k51hec,c, of
~unce
Ou161: I oaUJII)· gm clM! skin
•nd <It<><• JI the ,.,nu: pl.1<< on
lti1gl11 Street 111 San Francisco,
,.luth b J '"'l fa.htull,Jb\t pbec
ti you're not ~"•"' I <1n..c o<Jlctl
• "211 ,n 1h15 1u1u This bltlf
,,.c~tbltin I bought .u 1hl: ~d
Ughc hen: tn Ponbnd No. ,1llU·
oll)' It "lU som.: muag,-siore on
H.,wthorr,c M)· b.1g is lro111 501nc
1hnf1 SLorc
Why'd )'OU sc:2le lht w;illl
Thcrt "ert lms nr cuunyards
ch.11 1hcy locked .u mgltt "here
I u>«i to go 10 sc;hool lrul WC
w.1n~,0~1 In
lfow would )'OU dc..cribe
)'OUr s1yk In 25 ,.,ord.. or less?
I don't hkc 1h.11 qucsi1on, 1iui1s
Illy """' QI\SWtT I have • lor .,r
pink m m)' w:irdrobc I'm U)1ng
10 mo,t ~V.J) Iron, 1ha1. But l\·c
no11u·J 1h.J1 when r g,, $hopping
I don\ look .u thing,; ch.it ;in,n\
f11nk
Well rou·rc not wearing any
pink 1odoy.
f1t.1IH good >l.101
Do you >Ccr'tll) admire
anyone'. fushrnn on c;~mpus7
h wouldni be sccrei nn}mCllt'I 1
rlon I know ,f I m comfoMblc d,;.
tl~ng 1h.u 111form,11ton
Wbnt was fushfon Ill«: at
Scripps? A 1111 m<1n, wdl s,,,n nf
«m,cnrlonal Some pcn1,k "01'<'
ltl) npcn,,i,•e dr,,igru:r cloihes
hkc Sc\·cn Je:1115 r,rn of me says
th,1 Its better here, but I lhtnk
l:bh,on ~ pr"£1ry <1pprcss,,c •nd
llOII ar scparnlts people t>-d
on cl1SS
Do ) ou model your s1ylc nf•
tcr 11nyo11c in partkular? r de6-
nJtd)· 1nke cues lrum other peo­
ple but 1101. one spcOfic pcr«>n
I roll1· Wllnt J Jxkc:1 v.11h quilted
pufi) •lce,cs bccau..: I s.1w some Kalle Cercone ('06) once scaled a wall in this skirt.
girl wcanng Clllt lht' 01hr, wy.
And when I i;o 1,1 <ho"~ I ,tlWil}~
look a1 people 11,q h•vc lou of
Sl)"IC
W'hac~ yaur fa,·oricc ht.m
or clochlng? M>· ttblll skin I'm
olso ~ b,g fnn or the panks under
skin 1hu1i I lm"t! ch= P3" of
hl1><k pants th.it go "·ell undrr
any skin I 111 fc.,rful uf lhc day
lruil lht)' lall op.,n. Ill)' \\';ttdrobe
wouldn\ wnrk anymore
So do you usually go for re-­
rull or rcsaltl I ti)' 11111 10 soop ••
all, ideal!)·, I h.i,-c enough dotho
and I don\ need mon, but I guc.ss
used 15 better 1h.111 IWW, MOSI of
the clothes I hll\'t an: rl!S:llc. bm
11 wasn\ alw:iys hkc that I lui1-e a tLuk l•,Jt1on hl>IOI')"
Ok, I ju,1 1hough1 or a rc•II>•
good question that l',•e nncr
nskcd anyone before.
Oooh UMll1'Jdcd lcrr110f}'I
Ycsl Ok. looking back on
your 11as(. what ou1fi1 do you
remember W'-"'nng 1ha1 you
would not wane 10 be seen 111
uow?
Um, this might 1.1k(o • whllr
Pn"lb:lhly when the wide kg trend
hti I sucked II up like, CVCl)'OM
c~ But fashion w..s JUSl prcuy
bad ill that ptilnt Odt11's Jnd ull
1hu1
Do you have unyching you'd
llkc 10 uddl
I think f.uh,on is evil 'l ti-* • Distracted
Insightful interactions with
everyday thoughts
by Craig Beebe
11!. been n bus)' couple or I m In mw, of the pbys Whllc
wrcla ul\ r,,mpus, "' Sil\" 1 he I suppose ., conn,ct of lntciw
I~ AscvCl)·one bt1cldbtll1Wll !<reps nu: from commencing
for tht uswl post ... pnng brr~ 1<11• dift(II) on ch-pl.4)1\. let~
what•hJppcncd-10-thc-semt-1- Jwt say cite p.,n,culiu p.,n 1h.i1 I
ter rush "'• Jtc srrnu1wnc<11UI) JIii pl.1yt11J1 bn\ much or a n:f­
hn b) s.·nmr Jn sh,"'~ ,md the-ugr In fau. 11 proh.rbly n1:1m
••re One Aru. rhc nccesolty of thin)!:$ ""~ c;ich night I don
regisitnng for ll<XI !,CJnorer\ pale maki:up, Sink my (')cs 111
cl=. •nd 1hc-dc~ndmg on 2 hulc bn und pl.ii· ~mes -.·uh
who )'Olt nsk-neccssn) of vot-Utll>USflC<llllf. char:icrc-'5. who
lnj; in 1h15 )'<'3r~ ASI.C C.tner•I hlppcn ,., ~ pnnrn,·ed bv
Oauoos fncnds of mmc While I suppos.,
WhAt I> ~ poor ool11mms1 Sc>lllt' people 111.1) ie<rrll) lur-
10 do? There arr 1wn problems bor dc-;,rrs t<I re.illy ml'SS wtrh
l1Cte. Firs1, chis 1s w•y 100 much 1hc1r lricndi. mutJ.. th.u, nr,·cr
m.11c11al tu wntc 2ho111 111 <1tu: bccn one of min• and spcnd­
w1:rkl) column Second chcre tng cauntless hc,u11, rthe-.11,mg
Is \\";I}' too much 1<1 do for me JUSI how to d., n ,srn much .,r
m ac:1uall)• spend the 11111e wm-n rcher
mg nboul n , , And the
My fingcrs Jrt, I <loot chink theres Stn,nr An
sh.oong right ['_ • I Show-unc
no" as I 11) 10 an Y reruge I l1 p an- would 1h1nk
do $(I U su= ning for the next aca-•n w,1Uld
1h01 m1~h1 bc be ><><>1hlng
odTcinc lllthcr dem ic year, at lease IU cite "1111
d1.1n >I n-ss I J R • 100 rtght l
though-bu! nor un C$S t 1e . egrs-)cah well
wnh ,he IWO trar Starts disrribur- ll(l( C>t.1CII)·
sn meXJnc:ihl) 1h15 u~
hnl.cd. who ing rainbow colored L11hct \111
wants 1n make • . . de pres std
,ny so:pa.ro reg1scraaon 1nsrruc- btaiwe ~
lion>) cions on paper made pJrtlcular
So \\h,n do plC<t' ol •n
I do' \l.l)hc I of corron candy... Ju I u r b s
run N..i for of- nt c-Ii kc
ficc, like "' l11'1D)" (If ,mr A!-LC.
hopclub, whn arc ureltS$1>
m~kmg pronuscs th.11 hopefully
won I be 111.-e the ·tongrr re='
promtsts "~ hcanl back en fifth
gn,de elcc:.U"I\$. Nn. 111 1..-i,-c
111(-running 101 of6rr 10 them.
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1hmk I'm up ror 11
I guc» I could locus r,n ncM
S<:nlc:o!Cr~ ,!Jsses, a,, ~ WJ)' nr
=ping dorn~ .m)' work for
this semester, Tl1.11 ,,.-em, like
11 nugln rrul<t s;,nsc. ton ll\tl
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Jt JI! rhc "\Ire~ th.it pcr,plc Jc•
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1.irnr ha, d<l11C 11 but C\-Cn "1th
the ch.Inge> 10 1hJ1 dunk« "<
c.ill \\cbAdv1JiQr, n:g>Slrullon
someho" comes Jrnl$S hke
die SC3ntl;I thing sin« clowns
111 d.lrk alley• cnrry,ng J3'5 of
spiders i dt>n) lhfnk th<:rt'', •n)
rcfui,-.: 111 pbnnmg for the nt.\l
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lcS5 the RrglS<lllr starts dlSlnb­
uung nunbow ctilored rcgbtna
lion 11151 ruclll"ITl5 on p;,pc:r made
or COilon c,:mdy, e>r n1 lcaor orTrrs
gncl counseling for those who
don\ gr1 into 1h.11 class 1ha1 rs
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\'t'I)' bdng.
1..ookmg lorwJid to n nl«
nlgh1 a, thc l11t.11er 1s om of tilt
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a pcr5em ll)lng t'1 csa,pc 1hc
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th,n • <u«h-gmdc drowmg l'lf
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10 pull on .m A h 1s greu en
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lhf, ,,d11« woulil IJkc oflrn~
Her nan11: b Sh.11.dJ ~.l\ak
JJtd she "-ii> the cuoiditllll(lt r,11
the Foll 2003 LC lndu 1r1p (3nd
"''" be ai:,im this fall) Slw, sug•
{IC$lcd lhc Ah r,1c Its !;!mpk
T•ki: ~ folder Jnd stull u full
of good thutg, Pictures wilb
fnrnds, ~'C'ung l,mls ,1nd let•
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big lc!1cn •t AM TiiE GREJ\f.
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the Pioneer Log, April 8, 2005 9 ----Features----
10 the Pioneer Log, Apnl 8, 2005 L
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Apri I 21 2005
• -Arts & Entertainment-
Senior Art Show
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The Senior Art Show opened March 31. Herv students
mingle with Art professors and the artists themselvn In
the Hoffman 0.llffry at the opening r.c:eptlon. The show
will be In the Gallery until Sunday, May 8. The Gallery la
open Tu.Hdllya through Sundays, 11 :OOam-4:00pm.
Carousel debuts
with Culture album
Curse of lhe Carousel
Pony's first album, Cul­
ture Killed by the Res­
toration, is now out. The
band is from Portland.
by Jason Simms
Whrn the Bta1lcs first formed,
people guffaw~ 1n 1ht idea of •
b:lnd wnh l\\1> guitar pl•) crs
Ponl•nd qulntCI Cu11ot of the:
urou,c-1 PM)· nngln g,;1 a r,..
c~ looks ,..,th IWO gull,11'>,
'"'' high-pitched ,·ooahstS. Jnd
t"o bassl515. and oc=1on:ill\ a
pair of keyboords and drummers.
Tluts 20 stings IOlld wlt.he1u1
l'\'tn foeturing In ,di thlit <>thrr
lMlrunt<'nLllltlO bu, Iii«-1he
Bea1tc,, (wlm \\l'lgh-ln ,1 " mcn-
16 sinngs). Culturt KJl/rJ hy th~
Re<torul/Dn pulb 11 off
The C'Ulllpcllng b.is. hne,, nuke for rh)1hnnailly colorful h.ird•
core 1hi!1 brtfllanily tmnsmons
1n10 funky. d.,nccablc, rntrrlock­
lng loops of rock rills I h<' son
of ·plllylng in munds· oppro.ich
10 mck and roll 15 rrmlnls«m or
1ckvlston and gl,-cs 1hc song.s a
famtltar )'Ct ~100011$ feel
Th<iugh the mdod1es and
lyna ,omrtirncs S<."CUI hlu, hrst
dmfis. the duelmg screeches and
wh,~ of Miller bro1hers A.I.run
and knk ucnousl)•) sound llke
J 1wisted grnk school slng-a­
long 1hJI nukes you woo one or
1hr Millers "'M te.ic:hlng 3 lounh
grade cl•ss :ind )'OU cuuld 1akr 11
Cu/1~,r 15 on •mbi1lous ln-6
deb111. grei1 fur JlC'-'PI• who wnnt
tn rock hanl (but OOI SlJiycr h;lrdl
and 01MC their r«l fn,rn Urnt IO
llrnt
Curse of the urnusrl Puny lS
on Lola Records
French students and
TA perform play
by Amanda Skinner
Frtndt cn1huslil>tS on campus
luvc Joined togctlu,r to produce
• Un ptlit Jcu sans cQns.,qucnct
(or A Nice Uulc Game Whhou1
Consequences). adap1cd from
1 pla) by jCJn Df!lf and Gtmld
S.bleyrn.
h W111 be performed Tu<Sdny.
Apnl 12 Md \Ved~ay, April D
"' 7:30pm In 1hc Agnes Fl:inaf;!n
Cho.pt! It IS frtt 10 lhe LC com­
munity.
The = is nl!lde up or 300.
lt,-d Frrnch Stlldcnis Fiona Br:idy fll5l, Josh l.c:ise ('05), nc,chcr
BoU\'l<'r ('06), Leanne F.lwkd
('08), and James Reddick ('06)
The play will be, pc,rformcd in
French bu1 ·r,.. French skills arc
necessary, s;ud French TA \\lien•
tm l..orogc. •fhts is p.in or• 1md1-
uon for the French TA to produce
• play evrry spnng S<!mtStrt ill
LC"
The play involves • perfect
couple 1ha1 prr1cnd5 10 break up
tn from or their friends ~lowc,'Cr,
the ·mnoa:nt g;,me• becomes pcr­
tlous when riv.al 10\'CJS move Into
the s«nc. student directed one-acts
to be performed this weekend
by Leandra Bernstein
Yer.tcrcby ";ii, 1ht opcmng
nlgh1 c>I 1hr Spnr1g Ont·Atl
Ff'>tl\,tl, fra1ur1ng fi,'C u-r;iuvcly
dwc1-.c produo,nn,, wnucn, d1-
rec1cd by •nd wmng Sludcnts
Wmcr .ind director OJnl Pm
dos ('Ob) en.:oumg<'!S <tudenu to
•11rnd the ptrfomunccs s:A)1ng.
•fhis whulc lrs111·JI IS• hu11,t tic•
p:trture from 1hc <I~ they CJn ·nuke • dcdslon 1h.u
.. 111 kill one of thrm • Also ptr­
fomml ,,,b \l,1hno Lcbow\ ('05)
pin)\ 0.llnnllC<llklll. dt5':nbtd ""
• <n,1ppy ll\'lng-room f,111."I,' wnh
J , .. 1!>1
l h,: ««md round ol onc•JCIS
.,,11 bt prnormcd no Fnwy ,nd
Sund..y a1 7 lOpm an 1hr nr Acres
Thca1n, 1 he pb). 11'<111,. was wrtt•
ten b)· Andrel 8J1ki ('051 untl the rtlent ch.11':h.ter, ,n h"' llfr
~nbcd as • ,omedy of er·
"'"'· j.l;;()ll ungd,ms ('05). Kini:
of 1--., C.O..wtlrnu, dirett,-d b)
Enun. Upp ('07) on,..,. «>m•
mcnt~t)' on mod mi hfc ;is 11 1ukcs
pbcc In a rnn,emcnt-c store At•
10, Mou roolc ('lltl) and ,M;I~
Cnn Curnc ( 071 say the pL1.)·
1,.,cklcs ·,nd<oston w,d '>t"-'IS •
Cunir notes an nddtllnn.11
slc;d stylr 1hc theatre
dtf}Jnmcnt 11.1\Wlly
le.ms ioward these
pn,ducUons lean l<>­
W:1Td5 c.xpn:ssmmsm
•nd ~bsurdism ~nd 1hr
lrtJUTICnl of lhcm IS
fun :ind dlfTen:nL • This whole fescival is a huge de­
parrure from rhe classical sryle rhe
rhearre deparrmenr usually leans
cowards. n:.ison II> Jtttnd 10
/\1ni "Y,,u can >tt
nlC' In • !l'nll)· >h<1n
~•n TI\r,.,ugh .tnd
thn,ugh. nil of 1hc
students mkmg p.1.n
in 1hc SpnrtJt Ont•
Ac1 Frstl\'al c11cnur•
•&e their p..-.ors to A l'ftw rntmbcr
"ho WIShed 10 Ix-relcm:d 10 .b
"Bubb.,· descnhcs 1hr siudrn1
OOC•.ICl5 ili, ·R:,d1c.dl) msplrtng
.,nd cmouonally disturbing all 111
011c ntg)111·
lnst n,g)n, members of tM
Lewis 6:r Clark communll)
floc:kcd 10 nr ActtS Theatre lO CX•
pc,ncn« G11ilty Pltinu.rtS, tllrtt1cd
b)• Glenn fujunur.1 ('05)
h was .m cng;igJng work about
IY.O ch;u111.1crs ·s1111ng an■ puig;i-
1ory ul 1hclr own n1.1king· lf)1ng
tu g.un Insight lnl(I their lh-cs >O d,reucd by Emily Srnduhs ( 051
pmcnt> JO cml>tlorul expk>ra11on
of the ,ubicc1 or de.11h
Ames. H~nnah S1allord ('061
descnbes lhe pin)· by saying. • 11\
about coping with de.2th and 1hr
Wol)' )'Our body and nuncl btgtn to
dc;d Mlh th;II •
Th,-Eltwnth Ht1M,, wrtucn and
dirca,d by O,utl l'tll<Jos Is, •
abou1 • man sa:nlCn«d to dtr and
his las1. hour, say; octrcss Leah
Y,11101f ('06) Whtie he w.ins III b,s
final h,,ur, the mnn 15 haunicd by mtcnd
Prada. nulr$. "T~ are •
gmi1 group of nnc«L> ~nd the
Tht:311" Dcp.,nmcnt h.is been
gc11tng lot> ol suppun fonn the
communily·
~ho: ~ also hopeful 1h.11 1hc
pl•ys w,11 au111Ct a good portion
of the studem body. noting thc
Student> ltndcney 10 suppun
produdrons dt\Tlopc,d •nd per­
formt:d entrrcl) by 1hm peers
Ag.un. 1hcn-will be pcrfor­
mancrs (In Fridu)' ond Sundu} u1
7 )Opm, and •dm"""''" ls Sl
LC alum Laurel Brauns to
perform at the Rusty Nail
by Amanda Skinner
uiun:1 Br.tuns, a 200l grndu,
.uc from I.nu & Cl.irk College,
WIii re1um to c:ampll5 \\«Inc,..
da)' Aprtl I) for • <how with
Acbm C.hcer .tlsu ~ LC. alum . .lt
8 )(lpm In the RUSly N:ul This
show open,, o three week 1our of
collci:,ts .md dubs m 1hc Pacilit
Nonhv.cst dunng "Inch shr v.,11
promu1e htrs«nnd fuU-lcngih ..i.
burn, Ptn('ft("'· Bmun< describes
this s«ond .llbum a:, .l cmnbina
tlPn t1f Anrcrica1U1 Jnd folk
I -nu.di) goc m)· <Jan ••
1lrc 1<hool b)· ~ng the rcsoun:rs
,w.11l:1bk, • Bmun, said ·1 got 15
oihrr LC Sludem,. 10 help me
produce 1hc album in 1hc music
studio In the lxtscment or Evans •
Her lirn album s,.,nomlng. CDJtM,
e1u1 m 2001. 8rnuns\ List ~mcs-
1er M the colk-gc,
Brnuns did Jn Independent
study wilh Communlaillons
pmrcsso, Pc1cr Chrlst<!11SOn Llm
a!IO\\cd her 10 lntm1ew with
sm.illcr record labels m Ponlund
·1 "'115 tn the pulec:1 snuauon to
le.Im 1ndcpc,1dcml>•: she 5'\td
·ecoJUse LC V.':15 supporu,·c of
me. 11 really helped me get my
career off the ground·
For olh,,r .studom mustclllns,
Bmuns highly itt0nuncnds SAAS
gfllnts ·Not m.iny other schools
h:ive n program Ill«! lhA~ h\ Un•
bclle\-eablc. • shc s:ud
Af1cr gmdu,uon, >he wiru:d her own record label. usmg the
mfomuuon she ICJmed In her
mdcptndcnt stud) \\1th Chris•
tcnson .
Following tlu, OOVl1% or Other
musir1ans, llmun d,-clckd lt> 1our
nnlbtllp ro do 1his, she mo,-cd m
1hc cJ>t CUJ.SL \\here she gmv up
and h.1d (onn«t111ns m the mu•
SIC buslncss For Ptnphay. w
mm-cd hock 11> l'onl~nd I hnd
• band 1001 I swned on l\'>nland
and I "'3> wnung all these ~w
sonl,lS and 1 wm1cd tCl m:unl
1llosc: <Ong$ "1th ltht band!.
Braun., said for 1hts tour, Brauns IS 1our-
111g with bass pb~cr Tm,u Com­
nieau • Fncnd ol hers ff\}nt 111(
t.i>t cOJ>t who ab., dts1gncd her
\\'d><ltc, wwv, IJun:lbr.1uru u•m
Also p,,rformlng \\tdn®.t>
Y.111 bcJnhn We1nl.md (,lb Ad,tm
Shc-.irtr) \\dnland grndUJtcd
rmm LC 1n 200! H15 wcbsuc 1s
.,....,._,.1ohn"ernl,ind com
8111uns plans 10 relc;i.., her
1hlrd album lht$ summer She
aoo lw four ~•ni:, 1lu1 \\tll bC'
on ,, sound1m.k [11r th.· ll!"mn­
ing tndi:pendcn1 film 0,mi:""'"
C:11 .. <nlnJ,
---­ uurvl Braun•'• new CD fa ~lied Periphery. She will be
petformlng with Adam Shurer on Wednesday.
the Pioneer Log. April 8, 2005 11 -Arts & Entertainment-
KLC's Sunburn
brings Northwest
rockers, films to LC
'iunbum 2005
Where· Stamm, Tempfo­
ton ::,1udent C.Cnter
When Saturday, Apnl 9
noon-midnight
Cost. Fr.:c ror students.
S5 non-students
by Ethan Stone
I"'" tu pl.m .m ,ndcpendrnt
COIIC!"' mllSlC fcstl\.tl
Thrrc months bc,f<""· mm
,uth ,,rg;uuzcrs lpl'l'-<lrt<r•
mtru,dl. Confirm d.uc Oi<CU>S
po'>Slblc (OIICrJ'I~ Jnd h•nd.
\bk,, J budget
TY.t> m<,mh, btror< l'mJlt:c
,t>n«111 Sl~n comacnng poo,llilc
l>Jnd, C.1II sound gu» ll<-gm
Jumping 1lm1ugh hoop:, m:etcd
b)· ~<41cge adm1ntS1rJ1tOn (Noise
l'<>\\ct xcunl\' \'tnuc !o<t-up.
Orao-up l
One month before, more
'""'I" Fuullu b.,nd.< (g.-1 con-
1.iu info. prw ph,ij,,.. Jnd b.snu
dc,;,;r1pc1,w.l \\nir .ind ,cnJ
,,ut pre-» n:lcasts to 1"""11 metllJ
°'-'""\~ (lh'TilCl m.-u:n.1\ .1nd put u
cwrywhcn,.
Ont wttk bdorr Confirm
b.1nds ,nd Slan btlhni; fXljlCI·
w-,rk. Call prtss con1au5 ag;un
Confinn sound 6<-,1 !ldnunl5lm•
tlon tnto ,ubmlsslon
l hr« dJ>'S btfor< p.,ntc
Ob). so the 1<1.C offirc isn\ CX!ICII)· In a !>tile .. r p.tmt \\hen
I walk in <>n Wcdn~IJ) Jftcr­
noon Its .k twll~ ur n11m org;i­
ni:.:J tlun 1 would hJl't 1h,mgh1.
,01t<1dcnng thJt Sunburn. the
,1.111011!1 annuJI >pnng mu5h; fcs­
ll\',il LS ;1 mcrc 1hrc< dJI~ J.\\J)
M,,ybc 1t~ ~.au,c c;ilm and c<>n•
tn•I 1<--tn1S lo exude horn 111(, port:S
al KLC general man.11,1<r Kelly thro"n ohout hkt Rl-'I) boll~.
ontl rN<uc Ktll) fr<'m the mcle,-
11.ercs "Im he 1cUs m,,
~unbum 15 bigger Jlld better
th.m e-·cr b.:rorc, w11h th,no:cn
NMh1<C>1 hands tJk1ng 1ht S1Jge
through,M th< •11-dl)' t\'tnl
olong.s,dc film .!mwmgs mdud­
lng tilt best or last year~ N<•nh•
"tsl film fntwal :md nu~IS
Sunburn is bigger and berter rhan
ever before, with thirteen Northwest
bands raki11g rbe stage chroughouc
the all-day evenr.
S\<ell><'tl ("~). wh1>~ ,tll'l'Jd) g<tl
r,mr r••~ of pl.11111,ng 1111, gang
<ho" under ht, ~h RJght """
""' si111uhJn,•ou;l1 d1m1lnii; to •
lunPUSly-,.-nhhhn~ mmmn whos
Jpp.ircml)· >UPJl<'""tl Ill do thLS on
"" """ n,·,t )<,tr \\'lulc 1~lk1ng
tn:hntc.il sound no,~ ,..,tJ,
.tnc>1hcr un.lrrhng
·w.111 )OU'rc 1alkmg •bout
,, rn .1m(I ;,_, uh ,IO Rl \ input
st111t3l1110 tht bronl1"
"Yt1ll1 II\ hke 1hie !Mic 1h1ng.
bm v.11h an 8-tn<h lnsie.,d or 1hr
RCA
R1gl11. I mo,-c tn, hoping to
al'ood being buffeted 11110 1mcl­
l«1ual submtsslon by 1he muh,.
sylhlbl< mg;n«ring ~k tx-1ng fmm LC JV ond KLCTV •n:hh C!C.
lh,, )C.11 \\t WJOlcd 10 d,, ""
•11-<IJ)' sh<w.,Jsc of West ~t
1alem Swen.s<1n SI)~ In pm1·
o~ )'CJI" !<tudrnt bJnd> hJ,·c
pbr<d dunng 111(, mommg "hlle
thr hr:idhnrr,. filltd thc e,,emng
blll, but""" J prc-evcru dubbed
Rl'gbum· pits <tudcnt b3nds
.1g.ilnS1 c,.,d1 1'14.hrr m a compeu­
tt,,n t"' tlw onr ,p.,t rc,.,-1\rd for
~ $1udm1 group at Sunburn 11'115
)T3r~ Mnncr 1ht Ad Hoc Shock,
"'"' ch05Cn Lui SiuurdA)· rrom Q
field or ten ulcmcd and not-so­
u,lcnted compcmors.
In ordu 10 bnng m n d11y's
wor1h or mustr, org.,nt:rrs drc,d­
rd ,1~115l ~ t<ISU) he.!dlinlllg 0.1
~ ... IIIIEIB:lt;arp...,,...
Student band Worttout perfonns at last week's Rugbum, In which student bands duked
it out In the Co-op for a spot In the Sun bum music festival this Saturday. Workout didn't
wln, probably because the balls of the guy on the exercise bike were hanging out for the
whole show, 12 the Pioneer Log. April 8. 2005 In fa,·or ol h11:.tl b.mds murc, .te
=ble ttlSunbum, s,.ooo bud­
get Gro11ps fn•m v.,kbnd S.111
Fr•n\is.;<1, Ol)wpta. \',m<ou,·rr
.md S(-.u11t \\111 oppe,ar QWns-idc
"'"~ or l'onland, mdcpendcn1
bJnds.
·we tntd to gc, "''™' th.It \\T
ITllll) hdit,rin thats going on on
the \\~ Co.ist right 1t0\\." Swen
sc,n 53)'< t>f t~ selcrnon ·ThlS
IS the bcSl line-up wcve h,d 111
)'t,<~ Ht c-atcgo~ the gem
a.ii "41\Jnd ll5 bndgmg the g.1p
bctw«n clr(11,>ntc.1 Jnd rock
w11hln 1hc tndcpcndcm sphtrt·
w11h ·bands 1ha1 on, pll5h1111t 11:i<
cmTl<>pc somehow
The l<'<ltl'lll~ film compcmcm
-.;II sh,mcasc su,b LCfV and
KLCTV d.&1c,; 11kt ·Men ur
W,11:ek a mockumtntal) Jbolll ~xy Cuc Desk ,mr!o)m Rt·
publtams for ; Bike-free Pon
I.ind ,n "hich • mging t<ansan
gc,tS bthmd 1hc "-heel 10 1al<.e
clown Ponlilnd pcdoleis. J11d
"Hipple Hun1cr whtth l> s,1[.
cxpl.llUIOl)
The "'a"' ol Se.mk dlr«!OIS
Br.idy Hltll .mu Cal.in Rccdtr,.111
he rca1uned, ,,f "hl<h lknnJ Mar-
1_v. 11n,l Jal:/1<asi, 3 d1mntclt ol
·,he, rue or 1hc wor<1 rock b.>nd In
1hr h15lol) or the "orld, >terns
10 be Q highhi:ln I hry'II also be
prcm,enng their IJtc;t shon. l'llr­
Jrl\~r
And ,,r rou~ the best films llf
tht 200. N<tnhwt>I ftlm Festil'.il,
• drhghtlul m1,c ,,r shons from
cnvtmnmenwl J,.:umcnt~rla to
low .arr~,~ Jnm1J1cd ,nun:!)· Ii)
m•nncqulns
Sunburn band list
Le Push (Olympia, WA) A
1hr« piece m.te.1brr dluise rock
bind lc-omcd by 1ht •off.wllh•
\'Ollr-ht-nd· qu..,.•n Jonnlt Mon­
roe, who also nx:ks • dtSi.Uncd
kc)-bowtl, Lr l'lllh kicks "Ill
Jru115 th,11 scrt'3ffl ltalt.1n 11,,nor
M«Mc Soundtr.1d, You c:111
JU51. red the: lmlfr at 1h• bll5C or
your neck•
The Planet The (Portland,
OR) -lncnedtbk synth pop
,tw y,,u cm duwnloacl 1mo
)'Ollr a!Jnn clock lnd use d~1ly
,,s .iudto a11Teu1r II ytou her
1n Ponf.l.nd ,oo h.1,-c pmoobl)'
5«'11 1hcm thrtt llnta. \\'hlch
mt.ins 1ha1 lru.tc.1d of becom­
ing bo~ )<tU ha,e become
.. 1fhng u, htrr.ally tnject lh<m
11110 )'"'' 1·cins.
The DcQd Science (!Kanlc,
WA)-1 hi,, 1110 cn,111~ mOllliy
Jut•tnfusrd n>ck 1hn1~ ;U1 tn•
tense mMl'IJl\t bctv.ern mlnh
.ind sob~ fnclr ltt<'lll EP
'IIIT<l l!on<S ln Ille BughUU5<.
Is • 1.c>1an1cn1 10 their h,,n,...
10\\n <>f Selule .; wundtr.ack
le> ~unlr,;,. d.t)'> lllld lo-,·dcs.s
cuy nlghu.
Two C1llan1$ (San Fran•
cbco, CA) • flus count')' 1oc:k
duo =ssfull1• -up rolk
\\'1th punk. The lund 1> a mu•
cousl)• rebdllous ~nd '"holc­
«>ntc tnp b;acl,, tu w cJcpn,s.
,ion rna
Clorox Girls (Oakl•nd,
CA) • A dcJdl) ealllCSI. rcvl\·JI
(Ir th< ltmd or p,mk mwac )OU
wish )OU could h,l\e nu.le m
high school Their selr-tttlcd
~lbum. rettml)· rele■std on
Srn:inGU) Records. Is tough
nnd "1uy. the kmd ot •lbum
1h:,i «mid only have «>!tit OUl
c>f > 1ruc Oakl.md punk miclt•
don
Wet Conrett.l (Ponland.
OR) -Defies 1hc: popul,ir con-,-,nnvn In 1hr IIUt· t11>d11i,,n .,r
md,r rock No one Qn '1elp
bul 10 """"'"" them 10 Some
Yolllh. ahlu>ugh thcu bmlm:
1nu,i1c;.,I 1n1crludt11 ft.in nion,
l<>W3nh the bloss<>1nlng a:, <1[
wance p.,p
Rhy1b1n or '8-1 ( v,ncou­
•••• WA) -Rtotou, •nd .53SS)',
1h1, looil 1altm plii)'J loud fll5l
hardcore rork with fie~ In•
WlSlty Tr, hnle\lll) profu:ient
~nd uuerly cng;,gin~ then ns-
1Rf. 51ar IS a jewel 111 Sunburn~
tl'Qwn
0.1lln (Ponland, ORl -
TIU' elccu,;111,-s m:m Imm Pon
IJnd\ Swem!, Pro)ccl CJn't'< out
his ow11 p.uh 1h•1 ... 111 •~kc the
lbtencr I'll U lttm,,ptclllt "111·
l.>lt'nl Journey
I'S I love ,ou (Ol)'ml'I•,
WA) -C:rc,•ta Ju n1TC$1ing c>.•
pcnl'tll.-c o/ ",nsomc. shghtl)·
dro11tng tunes, huettd \\1th
=>• wu w,d dc-·cr ,-erb:11
J.ibs.
The Blow (Ponland, OR)
P<eud('Ol)'RI for the clC\<T
uncl suit!)' prrfonnmggmtu, of
Khacla MM1e1ch Her «l~·11c
pcrfonn.,nc.-cs 1n,n.s,;cnd gmn:
d<fin,1111ru -her =nng -,,,ce
mixes \\1th all 1ypes of mrdla
ru,d m)'thm that d,.pfJ> h~-r
r.U<>r-l<harp ond uucrly .intsttc
pcittpllons
E-RO<'.k (Ponf;and. OR)
-Founder ol Audio Dreg> ancl
publlshc:r nf 11iumb :tnc Wnt·
btr~ found WI.Inds wnh suuar
nnd drunis tn ddicnte dlg11nl
rrun1pula11ons m creitr his
own br.,nd of poi-rock some
m<lllf.s.
Y.A.C.11.T. (Ponlitnd, OR)
-Sdf-<tylcd Maktt <>f ft.ru,
Musics Jnd llugs.• gi,~ aw:iy
actwl ekes with lnurdibl)•
pn,g,css, .. c •n<l unique ttclt•
no-t." "dlsec>-f n:k= -Arts & Entertainment-
LC
Music
Sc,nior Voail Rec.mil
\i(ghin Frc11<h
S.,rurdy. Arni Q, 200,
800pm
E•·= Music Building
Sudc.nl Pi•no Rcdtal
(lttn.a \lc:C.inhy
Sut1dA). Apnl 10, ZOOS
~OOpm
E,·•ns Mu.ic Bu1ld1ng
Cuppdl• Nova
Choir Conccn
O11t1."tcd b) Sus;in Mdlmy
SundJ), Apnl 10. 2005
7·30pm
Ev,1ru, Mu.<tc Bulldill!l
Senior Compo$hlon Rcdt•i
llndudlngJ 35 minmc ,>()(1:1)
Joruthan Gibson
~IUrd.:I)'. /\pol I Cl, 2()(1S
7 l()pm
Evans MUSIC 8111ldmg
Wmd S)'mphon1· Spring
Conc<rt
Dlrec1td by O.wid lltLkcr
Sundll>·• Apnl 17, 200~
400pm
Ag,,e,, nJn:t~ln ChJpcl
Percussion En,cmblc
Conccn
Directed b> Bn:11 P.l>Chal
Wcdnc,,,day, April 20 201)5
, 1- ll !)\)pm
l\-;in. MUSIC Bwldlng
Sc111or Violin Rccirnl
Meg11n Momn
S:\iurd3). April 21 2005
BOOpm
E•.ms MU»C ll1111c1Jng
Compose~ Redial
Pl'!>rc""°' M1eh.1d J,>h.uucn
f11d•y. Apnl U 2005
ll O(lpn,
Evans MUSIC Building
S1udrn1 Vncal Reci1.:al
Thompson ),,cobs
Au:omp.inlcd by R)'dn Lidster
Sund2y, Apnl 24 2005
730pm
Ewns M~•• Building
l:ltttn>nic Music Coneul
l'rc$,nt,d by 1hc l!l«.U'l'fll(
Mnslc progmm
~dnesda), Apnl 27. 2005
800pm
E,·an, Music Building
Sprl.ogJ:= Night
D1n"tttd b) DJn &Inlet
Fnd~) Apnl 29, 200~
800pm
l:\·ms Mu.k B111ld1ng
World Music Conccrl
Dnttttd by FrJnya Btrkmnn
Su1urd.~)\ Apnl 30. 2005
2,00pm
E\•3ns MUSIC Building
Spring Orch.ts1n1 Conecn
Din,cted by
Gcoigc Skipwonh
Suncl~y. May I 200$
7·30pm e, .. ns MuSlc Building Humble Boy revives old Hamlet plot
By Lexie Briggs
I tlld not think J 1nbu1c tt•
I la111lt1 coultl b, bilitnuus, s1rlk­
l11g. •nd h.1unung all ,1 m1,,c
Also. I did rn,1 t.\Jk,'\"I J mtlhng
.,C Sh.1kc,pcJr6 tlliSOl< 1ragc'<i)
10 h.tve d1scuss1!lm ,iring thtury.
bumble ht~. •nd GlcM Mtlkr
Vet nl every 1um, HumNr lltry
p,.,,-.:d UK' wonderful!) wrong
llumbk fl<rl, IS not jU51 Jno1ht-r
modem m,cmng of Slukcspearc
Ch.trlOII< J<l11cs. tht plJ)'Wr1flht,
l.1kc. th, bc"I ,,f Sh:akc,;p<>.1re,
thema .mJ cl~1mstcrs. 1r:ui.­
pl int• 1hcm 1n10 ~ \ardOlllt 8111-
bh h,>=h••ld. •nd lrt!. them
1,-Ult the world t(l ere.Ile" lut
c,·~r h.woc rhc1 choose••3nd 1he
tla,ractcrs 111 HumNt Boy ~"' u­
p.,blc nr crca11ng qu,~ a bn af 11
Ftrst 1htrc ls r.-llJ, Humble,
pl,t)·td b)· Todd Van Vons, n ll'!>U•
bled lMDrcll,,tl .l>ln>phystdSI
"ho iS SU'Uf.&llng 10 ~kt ,en~ of
ti~ world. 1hroujlh hb 0\\11 t)-cs
and 1hn•ugh the tilt-oms hew-
1 le, wu h r\'CI} d•) Von• brvcids
Just "5 mu<h a., Mamlc1. bu, 1115
bumbhng w,1 nukes hnn mon,
,,,.·cable ,ban 1hc: ~piky D.tn,sh
pnna c,u could he Thrn there
1s Flora Hornbk. plJ)'<'O by Jot\nn
Joh.noon a fodrng flo\\cr or ht.1u-
1r whn ~ cho<"'"!t lO Jg,: \\llh
.:omemp1 ra1hcr thJn gm«
Sht Is • fonn,-r .,lmo,,1-modrl
""" nurm-d a hrrktcpt'r •nd i<d,
smo1hrrcd ,n 1h, Englbh «mn-
11)-.fck bq,'Tlld$tng her'"' 1n life
Her Gcnmdc ,s {Omphcu w1lh
t..bud1us (Geo!Jlc Pye pb}·cd b)'
Tobnu Amkrsenl. though nruhcr
arc gulhy of murder Andcl'!<!n's
P)·c Is ~ sv.'lngcr "ho never n2Uy
IV"" up, e,-cn 1h1>11gh he: IS m,w
pushing sc,cmy Then 1hcrc ,s mi• persoru,l
fawmc, Rosie !'IC (who p.,ralld,
Ophclu,), pla)'cd b)• V..lc.nc Su:
,-.:ns Ros,c 1s more than op:tblc
or tak,ni: c-Jrc of herself
Sutt' she ,-,111 11 Uuk tT:IZ)
after Frh,c left her. hut w's ,tvcr
1ha1 rt<>W Jnd Is doing ju~ fir1<e
\\lthou1 him !,;l1<e \\Ould nr-•cr
thro" lu!rs(lf 11110 ., rt,n )he
m,gl11 1hrow Fehx Into the nvcr
"English humor is
quire wonderful. le
has a wryness and . . . 1nceresc1ng cw1sr co
ic rhac is different
from American hu-
mor. "
-John Krenu
but nc,-.:r heoof Slc\'cns pla)'$
her wuh • plnlcufor spunk Jnd
,·,gor, the Jbsolmc h"-c or fife
tlut Fell, (and Harnlc1) arc sore I)
1msstn;:
The l\\'O =nd.uy ch.tra,.1ers
arc also wPnderful. Mcn,y I.tin
pla1cd by Vana O'B11cn IS • hill•
Jrfously <1\-Cr-<:•gcr and JlmOSI
p.11hc:tlc friend c,f Flor:, Jim 1hc
Cankntr, pl:t)<d b) P.lt Pouon,
pullers JOOUI, In and oul of 1hr
i.ttn• holduw ~11 ,.,c-.1111.v.r,r"'
tu 1111 111( ques11cm 1hc Humble,,
ha\'e, whcthrr or not they ltt re•
laaed to i.irdtmng
Admlttcdl)•, 1hr rcfettnth
1c, llw,~tl arc subtle •nd emly
miS.Sed h helps 1h.11 mnM ur 1he
nciors arr up on 1h~tr Sh.tk(•
~pcarc \'Jn Von~ plil)'W 1hc
111le ro~t 111 Macb(1h rot Qulntcs• sen~-ungUllRC and lrn:ig,n.,uon
The111cr Johnson Jlso pla\"'-1 In
Matkth
1'31100 has spc,111 n i;c.:asoos a1
1hc On:gon :ihAkcspcarc fcsm-;il
In , 311l>U5 tJp;i<:Ules. lndudtng
a<lnr >lllgt, mJnJgtr, •nd dill"C­
tor
"[nghsh humor Is qulae won­
derful din,m,r Jon Kn:m, s,ud
h h,,,. a wryness and m1crcsung
tWISl 10 11 1h.t1 15 different hnrn
Amerio,, humL>r llumblt JJo1.
n'Spkndcn1 S.ttlrt' nnd dr)· Eni:­
hsh "'' c~cmphfie,; that ·1mcr­
t-S11ng I\\ l5l • quite \\Cll
Fd1x, fir.s1 mon,,101,'llc 15 •n
txh•usttvc Jnd hlghl) en1cr-
1a1nmg d1>CII.S$lon of collcul,-t
nouns. fuully deciding "" •an
Apooll)'psc of
beekeepers,
onl~ ••~ first
In o series or
wondnrul
discussions
or physics.
IO\c, and
bnguagc
,mh,n Hum•
blr Boy
Humblt
~· ia~s
pl= enuttl)
In n btouuful
Engli,;h i;,r­
ckn Kl'l't:.U
dc,,cr1bb 11
" • hnk
ran,ostt-
Clll thtn:s 3
prt>fuston ol
Oowcrs 1h:n
would not ~rdtn hJ,·t J h)'l)t'r•rr-Jli"'11, It~
1hr 11).f{); 1«hmc<'lor m11.'11als
Colorful Clnneloe IJnlmt> ,i..,
lung .,round the ;ct 1 hey come
from the m, pany m Aht< 111
Wondrrl.Jnd. Krruu s:itd
'Not many people ha,~ heard
of tht ~huw, Kn:t=u s.1ld
BUI wh.tt b 11'311)' [,1,ctn,11ng
iS ht'" 1ht .,udlrn,e IU>t fall, m
,.,,.., wnh 1hts plJ)· You 1,-..1 ciugh1
up In 1hc <MIJlltrl Jnd ,1111,1-
tl<lllS .,nd )'<IU 1.,11 In ,.,,,. \\1th
th,m
h hm, b<·c11 Jll>I a J\I) lo \\Ork
on Km:11 added h 15 • JI'\ 10
w12Kh as"""
lfumbl,· 8',v run, lhl\.,u!lh ~un­
da). M,t) 1 JI lh< Anist\ Rtp11or)
That1cr11516 SW Alder SI )
bloom •11
Ol tilt "1nlC
lime TI1c c,~,,... tn the IN)10ccunn,,_.,_,_()II:,
John Kre12u is the director or the Artists
R.epertory Theater's production or Humble
Boy.
Barrio Grrrl! stuns with wit, comedy
Is 1hc shu" to
sec The l:isl
performances
""" ,h,s rnd~y
and S3luttb)
•• 8.00pm n,
the M11111:le
Tiic-Jtrc on
Stark In SE
PonlAnd nnd
Barno GmV
IS mon: 1hru,
wonh the Sl5
Student pnc,
II Is o
pcl'•crful lnd
gi:nulne show
or "•muh,
humor Jnd
Oi!Vtts of fancy
The pudgy
and poor
PHOfOCQJlffl::l't'#N#a.lUIIDOAG
The Milagro Theatre's Barrio GmU Is a story
of a latina trying to find her own Identity. h(rome Ana.
known as 83r­
no uml by htr
"sldelack" n:tr•
By Abl Kurfman
for humorous, mc:inmgful,
qu.tl11y theatre and a brtak from
1hc LcwlS 6r Clark (.ll11tpus, a trip
to n,, AJv,ruurn of Barrio Gmfl
lns1alltM1c /1; lulu i Golde" Shots mtor, Am:cng
Vota, IS a 17-rear old grrl gomg
11)101110 ligun, hc~lf OUI, bu1 In
less 1hnn 1TAdl11onlll ""•}'S
Thc "omen ponr.a)-ro In 1hc
show arr nl'.II 1yp,cal nnd lhc show
embraces thmbodtcs ond sexual-11y. WMIC\'Cr form 1hey m~r 14kl,
The 0\1'rblown illlllglnauon
scquencrs lncludtng an outro
gc:ous slow,niotlon tha.c, bJlance
the feminist cott or the ,h0w
Pl:1ywr1gh1 Quiana Al~na
lfudcs' sho,, OC\'Cr prc.,._l\ts or
bora uudf<ntt mrmbtrs. pulling
!Mm <>n • .. 1Jd. l)'1'1C11I nd~ 1h.i1
they c:mno1 keep from their c.irs, h.trm,1111Ud with ,1,., >enpts tmn•
shlons from ·n:~ll1y· 11> fanrn.sy
At Innes hc.inbn:akmglr pot
Jtfl;J.111, 1hc blum 1ruths prescnttd
arc swcctcnrd b)' 51:nsuh e ""''
IMI I~ .tl~rnald)· d,g:1111 and
b.iwd)
Hudes' poelicallr comrmpo­
ral)· pic« shines 1n 1he h.mds or
dirce1or Olg.1 S;tncha ond •II ur
Playwright Quiara Algeria Hudes' show
never preaches or bores audience mem­
bers, pulling chein on a wild, lyrical ride
char they cannot keep from their ears, eyes
and hearrs.
eycund hears
Miracle TI1t21n:1' siaglng ntulc
ex«llcm use of thctr small Jnd
~rsonal the:urc sp,u TIIC vt.
br:tnt Jnd tc,,,tun,d sci pl0\1dtd
an tdtol b:k.kdrop for lludtt'
writing. both gnuy ond fa11l.1Sll•
c~l
Th• sunhng and ,n,·cnuvc
appc2rnncc ond d,sappcamnee
of props and chnraacrs, tugtthrr
with the wdl-dtslgntd hghttng. th< Mlrndc n,e.ure l~l ~ncl l~b
nJcbns
Wa1ch and le.tm ~b;,u1 the
J>O"'cr(.,ntl ~meurncs J>0" ,r1css-­
ObS) ur 1mJglnallon In the 1,n or
hltsh rc:tlit). The show bum,
swc<tl) and pleasant!) ns It g(leS
down, 11 b scru,blc nnnsense
Barno GmlJ will piny unul
Sawrday, Apnl 9, 2005. More
info11ll1111on c:nn be fou.nd at
WWW mwtgro org.
the Pioneer Log. April 8. 2005 13 -r
----Sports----
co spring break trips explore diverse terrain
by Anna Rodgers
Callcgc Outdoors ,ponsorcd
lhrt• ••ry dtfftrtm lrtps !or SIU·
dents <Mr ,pnng bn:ok While
one drove to Sama Cru:, Calif
JUSI south ol 5.,n Fran05(:(l, ~n-
0thcr headed to C11S1cm<cntrnl
Utah, nonh ol Moob. and • slurd
--·•m lo s.,nut Cru: lswnd. about
70 miles nMh t>I Los Angeles :tnd
2~ miles oil ol the C0351 of C.-,11-
lomt•.
Flfu:cn pwplc. Including J
kader ~,id • s1u,kn1 lc.tdcr i,p<m
spnng bre:ik surfing In (n01) sun•
ny Clhlon11J The "<"•llhcr WJ>
cloudy and rainy 1hr enun: tnp
hen so, true p.,nrup.,ms wcm
<urfinit ncrul)• t\'tl}' da1 They
lll.~ •pent one W) vlSlllng the
Anu Nur,-o Prncri·c 10 see the
tlcpl1.1n1 st-.tls whtl find s:in.1u­
,uy I ru, I"(.
Th,· group c~mpcd nc.ir the
hc"4:h ,n l<llts and cooked mer
sto,cs dunng thm we<k•lnng
SI•)· S<>1n<: sut<lcms had lll"\'t r
,urlcd btrore whtk others wtn:
falrl) •d,-an~•d. but thrrc ,-en,
cnnugh uu.trurt<>rs IO help .n
,,htllly lr,-els The b,:,11;he:s they
\\Cnt 10 11rrc drsign.11«! lnr
lx•grnnr,~ S(l 1111,1 wcn-n) too
CfOWdro TIIC group w,cnl l<l
• nen beach rum,,s1 r1-e1) d,1)
thou&h they d,d spend =·cral
days at eo,-,11, beach The best
udc.) v.1,.n: m l.l\c .ih1.uwon .. md
srudcms spcm mnny hours ou1
un the wattr JUSI doing ,-h.,11ruey
"JJ1tcd ~ Ix-st p3rt, occnrd,
Ing 1,, student lad<t Jen Miller
('05) "·"' ·being on the w,11cr.
J® pla)'lng
This Is the firu surftng tnp th3l
College Outdoor,; 11.1:, sporu..m,d It w:is p:utl) 10 g;iuge m1crcs1 at
Lewis & a,rl< In the sp1>n The
tnp lillcd up. so then:~ a p<>SS1b1l,
U)' 1h.1t Colle~ Outdoors "111 or•
g.ml:t more: tnps like this
lcn dilTcn:01 LC students plus
c,nr lc,ader hndrd down IO 111C
San Rnfacl Sv. cll m Ut>h ll' spend
,prlng bn,ak ba.:kp.,cktng 1n th•
Cln)'ORS The tnp tllllncd p.tr•
lldp;tnts In wilderness k.tdcrsl11p
and 1cchmcal b;ickp:icklng skills.
E:ich person tijuglu • less.in, er•
tllCr before: or dunng the tnp.
t..rssons ranged from hov. to cook
dinner oo J cnrnp <to,·c to geology
dnd h<>w 10 ><'l up• omp 1w11h
outdoor s.1nllmlon
Out In the "lldcmcss pJnlc,­
pam, foc1.L<Cd on holh 1cdmlc.1l
.md le•d••~lt,p ,.lulls The ""•nh­
er was '1:lY unpredact,1blc. In iid­
d1uon 10 snow. then: "~ hJ,l and
a hghtnmg lll<>tm rhough mnn)'
1nps m,11 h,tvt p.icktd u up and
left when Lh:td "Ith flghumtg 1n
the b:tn, llwlt ,;:in)'Ol\s, 1he1T w;i,
nn .1hcrn;11c rnmc for 1hc group to
wkc H,,,.,"~' >1> ,mdcm k~dct
S.1r11 Pnncrficld 1'0';) ootrd. 'Thi!,
wn, tllC nght mp ft>r 1h.u 10 hJp­
pcn on• The v.e,11hcr pnn1dcd
an excellent opponuml)' for tllC
>1udcntS to lcnm nboul lc:tdtng
tnps m bJd wcathrr :,, well ~
good
Poncrii,ltl s.ud the tnp w:is
loL• of run because .,r 1hc gm,1
gn1up th.i \\Cllt Bc,au-.., tl1e1'd
me, bcfon:h.tnd •nd k,..,,. cxh
Cls!ICr pn:U)' well. e>'tl')1'11<e gClt
along well 1 hen: \\,IS 'lot> ol
bugntc:r r,,ncrfidd said
Tiic, 1lmJ Collcg,: ()uidoor.;
spnn!t hrcak tnp wcm ttl 5.1nm
Cm: Isl.ind whrch 1s owned by
the NJturc: Con...,n·,n...-y and the N•uon:al P:lrk Service Btlorc
ti was don;1tcd 10 these Oll?lli•
:auons In the 1980,, the ,slnnd
scn·cd os both a mnch and ,1ne­
)'Jm. Now, only sci-en people li"c
nn the 98 squarc mile ISiand and
ti Is home to nt lca>l eight ,pccttS
or pflm~ th.u art round Ml\ here
else m tlic, wnrld. plus many other
rnn: spcdts ol pwnlS and ammals
It~ wha1 Cllhfom1• m1gh1 h.tl'c
looked like 500 )tars .,go; S3)'S
Studrnr leader Kate Surr ('05)
·11s • rc.1lly bcouuful spot·
Th• N.1tun: C.,n,;cn-nnl')' li.,s
SCI up HJO 1mnscus. or 100 foor
h>ng lints, 1<1 htlp monitor plant
gmw1h <>nth< l~l•nd R.csclll\ hers
,md \'Ohmr«rs, including t!IC 12
LC top p•nlc1pan1S •nd c>thcf'i,
tn11d Jlt>1tg 1hc lines ond rcrotd
wlut plantS arc growing t\'(I)'
loot fo do 1h1>. 1hc siudcm, hJd
to learn ho" ttl rcrottmu ""'">'
d1lfortnt sptt1ts of planlS 1 hey
luund th.11 n•U>< pl.ml\ Jn, m.,k.
1ng u comrb.1<k, bu1 m.iny "11cn
pl•rus .,re: MIii ~mwdmg them
OUt
An<'lhcr problem Is the •r·
pr,,~,m.ucl)• 4,lXlO feral pr~ 1lu1
11,e on the Island, left <>•et fmm
wl11,n th<!rc wJ> • ronch 1here The
P•!I? dig up 111C nAtl\'C pL1n1S and
otherwise hnrm 1he cnl'rronmcm.
•nd the N.n un: Con.<crv•ncv h,15
tk<1dcd that they n,,etl to be ·,rnd
lc,ued lltt•use ., group from New
Zcal.m.t ts n1m-nl11• "''I I.mi 10 f"
rhat pn>blcm tln the nonhw~sttm
,horc Cl! the tsl•nd, where 1rn:
gn1up Imm LC h.15 C'Jrnpcd ,n the
p:lSI. this )t•r the 'itudcn1s >10)'Cd
an the llm"1:r.uty ol C1flfoms1 ,c
search ccmer l1t< rcsc.,rch c:cmer
tS :mold ranch b111ldmg. :md 1hcy
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A participant of the Utah Canyons Spring Break trip is gleefully weighed down by a very
large backpack during his trip through the narrow canyon walls.
RECENT SCORES
BASEBALL SOF113ALL
4/2 George Fox 1~ 11-4
L 14-0
4/3 George Fux 1.: 7-2
TRACK AND FIELD
4/2 LC lnvi,arion:u W: 2nd
M: 3rd
14 1he Ptoncer Log, Apnl 8, 2005 4/1 Menlo C.Ollcgc 1.:9--0
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4/2 Pacific Luther.in Univ.I.: 8-0
I.: l0-1
L 9-1
4/3 Pacific l.uchc:rui Univ. L 7-0 This waterfall ls just one of the si~~~~~nh
Island during spring break.
At ete Pro e:
Henry Thompson
by Rebecca Goldschmidt
Yo:ar:So.tphomrn<
M.ojor rolnl•
cal xu•nq wuh
~ommunlca­
ck.>n) mmor
\'ca~ rowing
·rv.-., •• LC f<>ur
in h1Ah -..;hool,
s., l<>tal •
1'0$1tion/lloa1: c" uipuun
l'llh Chm llt,i;J1l<
Whali yClur IA•<>rhe p,an of
rowlng1
Th,,., llrt 1wo 1hrn~. l11t far~t
.. rauni;. I IIJ\f, "h.11 wu work
th< omrc S<',>«>n for-bt-~l
"OU\C\l(h' Jlld pTo\'t' )"OUT
sell But th< scc;ond IS murr
vnuc >Ollltllmc:< ) ou ~
vut •nd 1!1.•1,s be,1uttlul ,.. .n<r
lllld , ku ,k1e>, .mJ tht· i,,,.,, 1,
lu.t ghdlngmcr th, "Jtcr :and
YIJII re hkc, lhls I!, p.!rfc,l R.,.:­
lnR t> •lm~ •lw•~~ ~ lnu
It', the g('C)d da>~ th.It ..n: ,'lltly
PRU' IO • "hlk-•
Do you coaslder anr cult­
lsb1
'"\C'.ilt th.tl l; pretty .1<:cur.,1,­
)0U <pend th.It ow..h tllll<
,.uh pe,>ple •nd ii 111ms into•
hule SOClct) Then:, dd,n1tcl)
A cuhurr ,rc>ulld m\\111~ •
How did your lul n:pua
go?
'It WllS al \/an«>u,'CJ l..d<c It
"'till pn:11) .... 11 UPS b nur
n,·al ,chool-•1 our race l"o "'°'° co.aTUt rMlfMHOQC
'~tt~ •~ th(<rc w~i , lO S.:<·
,,nd g,,p lx,...,n-n om t,.,.is.
and 1h1s wttk<nd t~n: w:t~
onl) • 9 scalnd 1:-'P \\~ 11,uncd
><' much <r,ttd 1his, ,ar •
So you're rtcllng p1r11y guod
•bout thl~ ....,.wnl
'Out btgg<,,l f,l<n ,lrt ,11fl
coming "I' w, h;t1t so m11<h
pot<n11.1\ 11nJ C\ cl}·onc IS reJlly
nuo 11 \\c ILwc , l,lk,d d1.111<r
c,fbc.um~ UPS•
Who do ~<Ill think I• more
hanlcord The, wotnmt\ or
men~ i.cam7
·c..tri, ""' rnU(h pn:111cr tlun
gu)., C.U)'S ~re f.b1rr. but I
think th••~ m,,rc l.'f ~ l't~llh of
ph)',,1..al ~•;c tlwt any1h1n~ tlsc
~ girl; h,11't JWI ..s much m•
ttll!<ny and clesire JS mm. Sontr
of the: stron,;e,t "omen I know
~re rr,,-,rs, ~nd )'OU d1>n) 11',tnl
to m ..... \\ilh lhc.m •
How many i-trs or spand"-"
do you havel
F1n1 ol all. I'd h~ t.> i,ay 1h:l1
SJ>,lndtx 1$ the: labnc for crur
lh-rt And l h~,-c hkr, l " ----5ports----
successfu1 LC Invitational shows off track talent
by Valarie Hunsinger
On Apr 2. 2005, l.cwu &
Clnrk College held the LC. Tr.tck
Jttd F1tld lmit.ulorn,I, when: the
LC women!. tram pw:td s,,cond
and the men>; team pt"'-"<! thntl.
hclpmg them make ,,gn1fiunt
st.ndfS ror the 51:'JSCln by gaming
Nonhwtsi Conren:na: qw111 ►1ng
nur~ 1'hc lnvu.ulon.tl Included
tCllm> rmm Geo'!!< Fox. c.as..-lldc,
Unficld, Qnd Pocllic Unl\'"rstt)'
Llnficld walked aw:i)' \\1th t\\O
\\UlS. scoring lU points for the
womms lc.tm, whlle LC plru:rd
s,,,-c,nd \\ uh 111 and G<-<\IJ\C
fox pL1«d third wuh 105 For
thf men~ team~. Unfidd soon:d
Uri pOtnlS, (,(<)t~ Fox 114 and
LC70
While m..ny teams ,u\' prov­
mg 10 be less th.rn ,mptt$51vc this
season. track :ind r,cld ,,. • smk•
mg exu:pclon The \\'Omens te,rn
not only boo.st,d 1hf confcttn"'s
lxsl thm but 11iso hn,kc a school
record 5CI m 1983
Senior Jodi Sw;an, who nwlc
an uncxpteted rctum 10 the tc•m. mn the '100.rncttr d.l$h for
her lirs1 tune this season, \\In•
Ing \\1th J conrettncc bcs1 lime
of '17 88, which Is Jls(, a NWC
qUlhfymg mark Sw1,mn also won
the 200-mncr dash wuh , 111nc of
lb l. 1mpro,·tllf: htr confmncc­
lc,1dln g tilnc
K:,1c Ross ('06} brokl.- ~ 1981
school n:cun:I In the 400-mctcr
hun:llcs \\11h o llntt uf 1.06 4(i and
won the n,cc, Ross. ,. hen noi nm­
ning. •lso >O:lttd anmhcr n0<ch
In her lls! nr .,.11\S by winn,ng tht:
long Jump f1•r 1hc rounh umc m
fihh mccis
Cub McH~ttle ('06) .. , suong
rnY.,S rounlJ')· run nu, put her long
dlSUlru.-c slulls 10 USC' by cnp1unng
wins m both 1hc 800m Jnd the
1500m nms, l'ilh NWC. nurl<s
In bolh
Uz r3ttc,...,n \'07) won and
mooc another NWC qualify
mm. __ ,1h Q l)C).O I m Lhc Mnt·
n,u 1hrow The mOS1 complic:ittd
we,ghis c,-en1, 111( h.~mmer IS u
mcutl b:ill ~uoched 10 a >lrong
win: with a handle wdgh1ng 16
lbs Symh Klcllcr ('08). The~
Athlete Profile:
Erika Rowe
Major ::io-An
Uomclu,.·n· Outu, C1,
Yean Rowing; ti,"
Positlclt\/8oal ~' ~I
In V•nlly 'Mlmcn~A
Boat
Whal~ your (Horltc
pen or rowmgf
-rrobably worlctng wuh 1ht
lclmt .md ach~ing uruty In the,
bo.ii •
Do you haft •ny ~Icy
charm$ or sp«tal rinuls 10
bclp you win raccsl
·N01 reilly, Ill<' womtn~ 1~m ~= these dimes on I smnr
l'owi:r IOs IS 10JNthtng W( do
io bnng up the sarokc ratt, •nd
&ht) ,,.,rt ,,( Rpmcnl that •
1.ou or ~1c amslda CftW
10 be __.bat or a cull.
How do you red lbou1 1bu?
Is ll KCUnllrl
•11 tsan ~ I think II~
hanl for people who don\ do
ii IO undttsund. but IIS also 1n
pmittl "11C()'Ol'IC fn)lft US <oh·
IUOlly lalktng about II •
wi-t ls your -cmbar­
fllllffll spons -.it?
"Pmblbly puking 0\-.,r the Sid~
cl the ha.it \lo1th the N.....-lk
WINS las! )'t'.11', Of crying tn the
nnny boai I.isl year·
h hard to wale., up M ,._
larpndkc?
wed to _., __
lw:id ol urly It's IICIWllly lcind of
m« It docs l.1U • loc ol ttme,
though J'm the RA In Howard
and 1he <111ly llmt I ,re, m)' l't$1
dmb Is wit.en I'm grumg up ~nd
lhtyR 91111& IO bed •
And you don, lllind tbe span­
du?
·No. 1 dun\ I d.inl hkc -ng
thc guys m Apil!Ckx. tlk"'{!lt •
How do yoa reel ■bout this ta·
-and 1k ff91tl» 50 far?
"11\oncdlthc btsl...-asons LC
1w had ~ 3IJ Ju\'I: rt.illy high
expct'IAUOIIS. 50 ft11 be dlJap­
potntcd m ■nythmg wcdo, but
"'" d,d rairly ~u at our l.15l
l'llU-OUI' bolll had 2"' place··"'
1hr ,,tber bollS did 5lmllarly·
When b your aext rcptt ■?
-nu. ~nd-w,: ha"',_
tvety wrckt-nd unsll !ht tnd ol
thcyar"
So, 1bc IDOIII lmporwu q~,­
doll ls ... wbo 1s-lmdcorc1
'111c __,.._«ma's tnml
"The girls m dtlinndy more ~ And IW wamtn l■lk
IIIOft! ibolll tam dyNmlC'$ .and 1-kGtlfn-y •nd Jen WCO\'eT .,II
"'"' un 10 lft'1kl NWC. qu.tltf)'•
Ing tlrnc, O\er:dl. the womcni,
le.trn nude $tgnific.im pn,gtt.,6
and Ross says. ·o,'Cmll people
d,d Wt)' w1:II, Jodi, C,rb, cv•
tT)'Ollt ond 1his upcomml\ meet
w,II have • lot of tr3111S which
"tll be good prcp1:nuIun for
ronfcrcn"'.·
For 1hr men\ IC3111, J,1m,d
Mcunn ('07) ,. ,,n Ml onl)
the 800m (l ~ 84 l but •lso
the 1500m (➔ 03 92), tn ad­
dnlon 10 earning NWC qu.111·
f)'ing mu~ m both Adorn
Foote ('06). running the 800m.
ploccd 1h1n:I ond qwtllfitd for n
NWCmnrl< 1er1umps
Thi-Pm·
~I'S Will
11\1\'CI thlS
weekend 10
l'u~1 Sound
10 p;truClpatt
In the Pugtl
Sound Shut
\\ttl C\'Cnls
The team
~ h11p!ng for
mnl'c rtt0rd­
breoklng pcr­
f o rm a nccs,
fil'Sl pl= ll·
oles. 3nd nn•
Olhtr tWtr.111
astuunding
represent••
110,1 t>f WMI
tmck me.ms
•t IC
As for 1)' Mears ('06) run and won
the 5000111 \\1th a lime or 16:
11.67 Sophomurc Ausun WJt•
son ron 1hr 3000m 'Sl«plccll!lSt:
for the lir&t ume this >CllSOn ond
ploccd 1h1rd w,th • time of I 0:
19 67 The Slcpplcchasc is •n
C\'CRI th:11 n:qu,res the sk,llsor a
hurdl,,r ond the cndumnrc of a
long-dl5wttt ru~r The mer
lndudcs 28 hurdles ond 7 w:i-now, 11 np­
pc:1rs 1hnt the
only limn
1n these LC
truck =15
1ht, sky IIM)n)ccuntlTOIOA'l'ID n(
Kate Ross ('06) breaks the hurdles record
that ha.s been In place since 1983. Ross ran
the 400m at 1:06.46 and also won the long
jump for the 4th time In the pasl 5 meets,
Spring, crew style
by Llz:ty Acker
A couple weeks agn, ,. hen
most of us l'lonc.'<lrs were busy
snr.tl<in1t 11111, c.,....,n l):ulp
hmd mom and doing body
shou ofT anyone \\C could
find 111 Cuncun .,,..,, Spring
Break 2005, we re •au•ll>· no morc c:ulush
and cmhUSUS11c abou1 our spon
thnn any mhfr spon u\ Just
the foci dw no one lw any due
wh.11 """' I<..
Nn ''"" ,.ould Ix-., hul,
bll or ·'" 0\'Cr smcmcnt For
tl<-tmplc, m® logic;,I pcu11lc at
LC knt1-.. qmtc \\ di wh.n crew IS
the u:Wis &
Clnrk Crew
W:,,S
on campus
geumg IOIO
shape for the
upcoming
~n Sun:.
tilt)' were
prictlctng
t\\1<:<: • day
ond gcmng
n:ady for a
rcpttn n1 the
end of 1hc While chere are peo­
ple chat chink getting
up ar 6 am on a reg­
ular day is a cravesry
and on Spring Break
2005 is a seriously
punishable criminal
offense, these people
are nor on the crew nbout boo!.$
and b.1)-,,
Luckily the
1.c;im mem--
bcrs knO\\
dtis100
W h c n
.1Skcd "h) ht
Joined crtw
tn 1hc fim
pl.._,:, ttttn\
V3TS:tly
sw;im
f:trns COX•
o,md
('05)
mcntlontd
the UtgclOI()
new 1h1ngs in week. ~nd
sure. they ream .
only had one
weekend oil
but ;,c,ordrng 10 CAsslc Mets,.
w-..,m,:n~ ,·ar..,t)' coxswain (ll(l;II
capt:un/mo0w1or). ll wnsn\ all
b.Jd ·We didn\ ha,-c 10 get up
:as early as nomut \\\: had
pmmcc at 6.00am ln511'1ld <If
5 OOam.
While then, nn: peoplr th.11
thmk !l"lllng up at 6 00.m un a
n:gular day Is_ ,ru,-cSI)', ~nd on
>1mng bn:ak • senously pun•
Wiiiblc crimuul olleiue, lhOS<!
people •re not on th<: crew
,cum Members or the ICllm
S<Cm to relish their ncarly-prc­
dnwn workou1s Tlu,-111JU<Xh•
ISllc carly-nsmg/h11msc,-pmc­
ttdng group m.tnUIIU)· leads
many people on cimpus 10
wonder 1r ere" isn\ some '°"
o( Stnmgc rclig1ous org.,mu•
tltln S,;ays Mets, I thinlc It's
runny 1hn1 e,·cryonc consadcr5
us cuk1sh and such because college and
•tided I
gu~1hccu1c
gu)"> wen: a s.,Jl1ng point 100,
,11usc then: are dcfimtcl) ,·\11e
guys on the 1cam •
r11ms. who is • bonnfidc
·cu1e gu)·· lumsclf ~ems 1n
ho\'C found hts niche \\~lh
ere\\. In foct, bolh he and Mets
~med mppy \\1lh 1hcm Spnng
Break chOtCeS Jnd n:fath-cl)
upbeat JboUI 1hclr ovtmll thln:I
pbcc finish In 1hc 0Jllocbl Cup,
which 1hc team panlopattd ,n
dunng the final weekend of 1hc
brcak
The 1rnm finished sc,cond al
1hr NCRC lnV!llltlona.1 on ~far
30 ond this S:1111n:lay 1ltc)' will
go head 10 hc3d wilh P;icI6c Lu­
theran Umvcrs11y JI Amens.in
lltkc in Toco,na, WA The teim
~mbtr.1 ore hc,pd'ul abou1 1hc
upcoming rcgaua and 1hc up­
conung spnng season-and be­
sides. slccpmg Is for babies. Upcoming
Pioneer
Sports
. -
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Apnl 10
\"!i WtllamctlC
@Saltm,OR
l30pn1
Crew
Apnl9
Dullvs. PW
6P Amman ukt. WA
Softball
Apnl9
vs.Gtoigcfox
@ HU9COII Spons Compla
12pm
Baseball
Apnl9.10
vs.Linfldd
M.inficld
12.-00pm
Track
Apnl9
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