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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 69, Number 14

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

2005-02-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

"Without deviation
(from the norm), prog,ess
is not possible."
• Fronk Zappa
Ahhh, the t 970s.: big stei eos, big
hoir. A certain Communications
11'°'-snows off ~s iPod.
Pamplin Society's
newest members
The Pamplin Society
or Fellows focuses on
community service and
making a difference
by Lexie Briggs
The PJn1ph11 SO<i<ty .,r rd.
ltm, JnJ\iltlilcctl their .1111111.11 in­
duc1lc,n ul <e,cn llC\\ m<mbc~
wt "eek Tht Feliu"$ fr\lm 1hc
ci,,;s .,r 2(l(l-l .,n: Jtll DcCou....-).
tnn Cumc, Chelsea llcvrran
Je,>1cJ Jt1hJm·k untl) \lcur­
t,m. \nJro,. \leml1. ,,nJ Mella
1,d,.,nor
I'm cxcncd 10 be • member.
...,;d J<>b.intk. • I llsp.1n1t Stud­
io ,md Rt'h1t1011s Stud.Its double
nM)oi ·11\ •n honor rm hon,
,>red ,I.it m>• pn.,r-.1) n<1m1-
n•ttd rnc
McConnn, u PohucJI Scttncc
and R.:hgli.,u. Studio douhlc
nuJC'T ogre<> I'm honored 10
luvc bcc-n <ho:ioen • shc s,ud ·1
will do my best 10 ft,.., up to the,
Sl~ndard:. ol the Soc:tcl)
·n,., Snck:1, h:,s ., gr~,t hean
•lid II I> looking for p,:opk "ho
UUl be lrl\'Ohcd Ill thrir s«lt'ly
and community." said Tk:hcnor
• ~yclu,logy Jnd rn:n,h Studt<'S
double IIIJJ<lr
I dtdn) kncr\l wh,1 u "">
,-ht,n I ,-a, • fil'Sl-)ca, • o;.11d
ltthcnm ·11 ~ • pre>11g( nn
thi, Cllffi(lll< 1h;11 people thumb
their n..-...es Jt The ·P•mphn So­
CJCI) nr Frllo\\, S<)Unds like ,,
snub.,,_ rumr, but It Is ri,.tll)' JU<t J conl pl.Ice for pcoplr "ho
y.•JnL "' mal« • dillcttnc:c •
Th1.> yc.ir 1hc ramplm »
<lrt)' b C>ptl:L111) cmph.i.<JZlng
con11nunlt)' ><'I'\ Ire f.ullcr In
th( )<at 1hc Socttt)' hdd ,1 book
ind load dm e lnr '-um \-!~king A
Rc,tdn h'<i,t}· (~MART), Jn lltl,lll•
n1::.111on 1lu1 cmplus= lhcr.1cy
m l"""t tlrmcntnry sch,-.,ts
I "._, ,mp~>Cd b)' the <Ile
c.cs,, uf the book dth<, ,.ud J<>-
1>:tntk ·t vnl) ••>'<1tJ two com­
plc,o in Ft>n:,,i Jnd we g,11 bJ!l)
and baJI,> ,,I bo(,k,. •
·11 w.is •m.:tng how g,vmg
people we« s.lld fkhcnor t, •
cryh<,dy dug 1h1<>ugh 1ho,,r Slufi at
lhc end ol List sc:1nc51rr ~nd lli""'
• lot of food and book>
·11, been run to work wuh
Lhc: professors, rspccWl) Al1glc
M,Gtnrus. s.tld McC.man • II<
1mcrcot111g 1,, "ork wi1h people
who~"' so cmnmtncd
Curn:,11 project'> for 1hc Soc:t•
c1y ~n: • ,cno .,f dt ... --uss,nn, for
lhc general cimpus rommuntty
and 1hc !>lall ·\ppn:c1.111on thank
you Clln!S
·~ nn, giving the cards 10
non-fucult)· stulf on V.1knuncs
Day." s;,td Job•nck.
·11 " 10 1h.ink all 1hn!c Slall
"'ho~ h.1nl \\Ork ktcp; 1hr t'(lf•
lc11t NMlng but 11111\hl l10I kllO\\
1h.11 thcy Ji< .,pp11:<t1tcd." ,-ird
MrC.m,n
·rm t"1tcd to hc mn>hcd
and anu.111>· do11111 siun: 5olld
Job:lnck Lewis & Clark to host Model
United Nations conference
by Abl Kurfman
The l..t"15 N Cl.uk Model
Unucd N.,uun., Club will h,'ISI
duh, ln•m h\·1 <'Lhrr Nonh"<'St
!>(;hO<•b '"' ., \IUN c:,mrcrtll<C Ill
JR Ho\\,1nl Holl thl< weekend
Org;ui1:.u,ons Imm Rttd Col­
le~ ,ti.: Unt\'Cl"SII) of Oregon
\V1lbmcuc Um, cr>It). \\csicm
Or,·i;on Unrwr.<ll)', ,md S...mle
Umwl'5ll) ... 111 pJrtklPJIC. bnng,
Ing 1hc h>IJI number 1>I delrg;ur.
lo O\'tf (Kl
The Jrlr~nc, will nrer1 111
commlu«-, ,1111111.ntng thc ur­
l!Jnt=.luc,n or th< .11.1wl t:n11cd
N.1111,ns A1 1hi.. conlerrocc 1hc
S«llmy Council Md IW<' ul ,h., Coent'.r.rt l\sscmbl) subcnrn
mm«> wtll be ttp<denlcd In
rrcp.lr.iUtlll, 51\ldtnti rac,.uch
~ >p«rfrc mpk: •nd counuy .,nd
ca..h Uh<U.:U<>n I L-u1l11.ncd In
I N st) le hy a1udc111 th,ut
Bec,u.,e ol 1hc re,,c,,mh <Pm•
I'°'"'"' of Mt:~. LC dub n1<m•
her,-l't'CNvr on• ~m..,...., crcdu
fot p.tnl4,..1pJUon
n,. Set nrily u,,undl '"II
dtscw.> peaccl<.:<ping (n Afm.1
~nd till• 1wc• <,t-ncr.11 As.<rnhlv
s11bc,,mm11crr:, n,pl'CS(m(d "111
bc 1hr S.<>c:ldl I lum.rnltJn.tn.
.uul Cuhuml Comml\11.'C, ""d
the "J1<.-.Clal """II••' •nd 0.
coh101:a11on <. om,muc--.· Tili.·
former ~ubc:ommmcc .,..,II IOC'.l~< on womcn m the AID5 rns1s ,nd
mp< as~""' crum while tht Lu­
ter" 1n dt>CUS!S ronunl or h=rrl •
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MllN Jllo"~ ~wknt> 111 !cam
•1><1111 pJrh.,mcm.1')· f'lllCttlurr,
t<1111mmco, and the ",1y things
get done In RO' cmmcm l >n.:c
1hcy l.ivc cxpcncncrd 1h..-sc:
pro«dures ltN horul. l'rQI Rkh
r«k 1hc .Jdvl5C'r, s:ud thq• rr.,I
u, Us ., mlmcl< ll•I')' ltlit I 'N
rnn>l<ttng of 160 c'-'UllLncsl man•
·•~ 10 J<conrpll,.t, .r1)th1ng •
1..351 )<•r JI a n:glolul con­
lt1't11<c In 5.rn Ftat\C:l$Ct> 1hc LC
dub "!:"' pretty much ~ bc>I dd­
SEE '\IUH' PAGE 2
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Jeff Marshall ('06), third from left, served on the Security Council last year. ~~-i-on-e-er~---News-------
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f'IIIOUJf..e1fl,.•t..tO\.i. ~ 101"'-\ tlinJ
,.,,,.,:o 10 • ttt,uo. by Craig Beebe
Wru:u:k IJbrJty will ,oon ht-,;t
,1 nt'W lnstruct1,1n.,I cltlMl'Oc>nl
.r,er 1Jic dUl>I ~ cltuttd from ;i
lxlut of offi~ mo\'CS 1h~1 found
true Wnung Center tn a nrw 1.,.;i.
non ,n Alb.lny Quadnmid,,
After a yr:ir of planmn11- h
brnry :idm1m>1rn1ors smd l.151
rnd3) 1h.i1 the new >pl« "'"ult!
hr open wt1hln ~ m.111tr of <U)'S
·we h11pc 1n h.1\'c II rt"4.I) wi1l11n
• w\"Ck ,._,1d k,,•cb1e Dln:cc..,r
tl.11~ tknu
Cui~nl ['IJru Jrt' tor the
.l.1»100rn 10 be used lb ., JP1n1
IRS11'\K\10nal sp.u:c lor 1hc hbmry
Jnd hafontllluon fcc:hnuloi;>; s.lld
1.Jb,arr D1rcm,r Jun Kopp M.,ny
IOll.hcrs us, the llbrnry IMOWa:>
111 umr lOUrS<,S, he .. 11d, md the
new •pacr IS dtslgncd to hdp fu
ull1•1c such Jal\11ic,
Pnpr to dac new ,p.,c6 rx1>--
1tncc cl~-es '""'Id havr to m«1
wuh .i rdcrcru:c hhr.alUUI In 1hr
m~m rdcrcnct area. olacn crowd­
mg around nnc computer screen
10 be ~11 h-,w 10 use: library
rts()Um!S Ii kc searching IOOH, d:l­
to.b.uls . .uw .xl,er computer :ucb.
Kopps:ud
In the new d.i,,,oorn >t"h
oowJ111~ \\ Ill he unncu . ..,,.,ry
I hc n>om ~ >P•"'' f.,r 2➔ peo­
ple. Jnd ah.: hbr.il) alrc.td> "" ,u
Ill cumpurc~ 1ha1 ,Jn b,, us.:d
(or m>1ructwn~I purposes, an a
nwhak ,an 1h.11 has had d,fft,uh)
fmdmi: J h<•111t un11I """
A I\IQ7 rcno,·.uu,n ol the II•
brJry anclu<ktl ,p.i. c for .i c1.,,.
,.,,.,m, Knpp ,..,J, hut 1h.11 ,1r:1;,
was un~nJII\· o,c.11p1,'tl by 1ht: 0.. •= office and L11er b)· 11n
up.mdmg Spca.11 Cclllttilnn,
~,ca
The Wnung u:n1tr occupied
Us ,pace m I he libr.ll)' smrc
the n·oova1inn Du1 dunng rhc
lfowanl H.ill pl•nmng procrss,
destjll1ers dcctdrtl 1<> fn0\1' m:,.ny
s1uden1-rcl,11«I offict; 10 Alb.In)·
llll<'l' the ne\\ building "pcncd,
~ pmcc«< wh1eh wa.o. compk1ed
this sclllCSlrt v.11h the mlt\C or
ahc \\nung u·mrr
Kopp J.lld 1hc nc" das.
mom w ~ u.rlf p;in "' • l•l)tcr
pl.tu of r«-.rnamng 1~ hbraa;t
sp.ia, "\\t sec 1hi; J.s • tr:tnsl•
uon.d 1t11ng. hc ,..,.i, 11<1ung 1h.o
wlule the reno..-...llon ~ on\1· c1gl11
>'= old the ,p.nul n<r~ or 1ht
hhrna;• h3ve .tlri::adr dunged tlrn­
rn.,uaU)
\\~'vc h.1d db.US..1<>11$ l"11h
c.tmpus pl"nncrsl •bout lo,1long
ia r.hc "hok hbrory." hr ""d
Hr,._, .a,d I~ space w1IJ also
mdudc an c,lrtcr 10 be used for
n:sciich con~ulumon,- wtrla >tu
drn1s Jnd ., mc-.,ung arc., for ,1.1/f,
i,,o funuaon> whtt,h h.1,c ht!re­
t<'lon-bct-n pu.hcd c:>lf tnlo le«
SUU,tbk 31'l'•'
l'n>le'40T!, h.t,r been
,hO\I mg 111t1n: lnlcl'C$! In
ah.-llbrnl) > a«hnolog,
,al rc ... u,cr.,. Kopp s:ud
lhrrcl; more 1megrnuon
,,f 1nfomu11on 1ahnol11-
itl'"" ,ind """:tn:h ,lolls
tnM l.ht: <:urrkulum h
"1ld
Adm1n1>1ralor!, he1J"'
IM 11~ d,1.»l\'l•rn wall hr
hrncr <qulpp,:tl lU .t,;bl Ill
1h.t1 rnx-cs< to NYC this spring
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cga.tc at c,·~ry tOmmllttt '-''t \\err
m cn<h.or a,> E41ou ('06)
>Jltl 8Jd<xround """" lcdg,c In
lnacrno11<1n.ll Affairs ri,all) hdps
,h.-IO!hl
Although the club l> 1111hcr
.null JI the moment, enrollment
It.-.. .,l~ady doubl«I ;ll1cr lilblmi:
~t the Ac11\•1ut> fJ1r
fhc Nonh"<M brnm:h of 1ht
MUN ,IClWlly onwn.u('f! Jl LC
wuh Pmf K.~rlln upper Juhn<on,
IM)tQIYll).AJt>-qeis
Landon Mascaranez ('05)
served as secretary general
at last year's MUN confer­
ence.
higher "h,, tu.rnrd the uJnscr po-,tllllrl
o\'rr "' l'tck In the I 070. ·\~
pnde muxl•es ,n our •bllll) ro
pc:rfonn an c<'nfcrcn<.~." own
said "bu, we·ic prtll)' ,.,....kc)·
._.~dub
lhc club h.b plnlCIIJaLtcl in
,he ,-.,,rly \\1::,1 U>.151 confer,
encr an :>an f't.lilCISC<> (l)I •rl'0',0
l'Jlon <.ud. hu1 mer ,pnn~ brr..ll,.
lh•> wtll s,,nJ J <kk~u"n lo ,~
n.11lon.u \!UN ""nkn-11ec rn New
York 01) Wt'tc n,Jll) t\ulrd
.100111 11 he >JtJ • II s 11,,c ""'1tt•
thing wr'vt t,,:r donc bd,,~ •
The naumul ronkn:ncc .. 111
wlu, rlxc pnrnanly JI 1he H,h,111,
hu1 ahc ,iizlu delrg;i1cs lrom LC
wall al.so \1$11 t~ xnul Unut<l
N,111ons hcndqu,anrrs In Nt"
York
II 15 surpnsmg. llo!ck ,;aid 10
lm·r 51• kw $1utlcn1, J)Jrli-1pas•
Ing 1n the MUN JI .t sch,.,,I \\1th
such an cmph.,,1, In ln1trlt;lllll11.tl
AUJirs, but E,;t.,n , .. ml 1hr club is
'h(lplng t<> u<e l1hcar mp ro Ne"
York I lb J $f>nn)lbc>.rrd lor gtmni
Lrwas ~ Clork tn\'oh td
LSAT
GMAT
test scores
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DAT
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More students or your money back··
Attend all requ,red classes or make-<,p 5eSSIOIIS. complete all
scheduled teslS, and do you, homework. If your score aoesn·1
,mprow on test day from YoUf Kspian 01,ig;,ostic or a prior olficial
test sco,e, you can choose 10 repeat our proe,am 101' r,ee or get a
lull refund of your IUIIJOII'.' It's that slmple. • active on campus
by Emily Hellmich
Al lhts llmt u.-.1 )..-~, the LC
d.111< t rnmrnunll) had nuwhcre
lO tum n, .. cLincc Lt.in, h.,d
·r,ultd ngh1 orr the h.u .• ...id
C.1p1JJn lfonc Chung \ 071 ThJ.
)'c•r. m•n} pn:drnl'<l 1he [J,lun:
or the IC3rn Jµan. but rmu;h 10
c,·ca;·mu:s SUf1'r1>r. 75 student..
,howrd up ,111n·..,111-s. The d.in.:c
1t.1m i~tl't 1.1lonr ~J'UiS ,amp~·
>1udcn1 11rg,in1:,1111>ns ••• ~clng
tracn::a.'6 tn p.rmc,p.,1100
M<'Sl nuwhl)', the •pphc•m•
for 1hr p,,..mon ,,r Rc;idcn, Ad,1-
sor IRAl numhn-cd s1gn11icaml>
rnore 1h.m In prev,mis y~3r,;
Sludtnts Org;,111:cd For AtltVl•
ucs (SOFA) 3l5o nouctd ~ large
group turning nrn 10 p:1nl<.1pJ1c·
accorum~ ro Chelsey YJp ro-1
Wh.11 c~U>Cll llt<:St <lnJICd
numbers? Ry gelling m,uhnl,
iuu h.t\t mun, JI !!IJlke," -.ud
fir,H·cJr lltlJna Dl""'"• • mrm­
h,:r ,,1 1hc k\\1~1 Student Llnlllft
Yap >1mtl•rl> .111nbuu,d 1hr 111•
nr,..-,., $111<.lcnts 1.1~mg on the
111111.UI\-.: and mpons,bihty ho Ix
m,.,i.. cdl' m 1hr w1nmun11y
Ohcn '""('(! a.s 111cxp,-ti,•11Cl"J
mtl 11JI'<, Ul<' farst•)rar d,<>S 1n.1)
ii~ lu-. 5'lfll(flung to clu v.11h
ti• "" r,,i,, I 1h111k 1hr hr>la-n1tn h.1,r l>un n:;1ll1· ,, •.
u,·r 1has ) c.1r." ,.,1d -; t-.h:a
Storu ('07) Somt gn-­
g;u1rn,~ fre,hffl<!n .. cm 10
tlabblc m MTI') :t<:tlvuy
lm·<>hTment ,n ~n or­
j;ilm;:;im,n ul"' '"'"" tn
he the qu1ckc,,1 w ,ty 10
•n o,mc sdd,11 lift ·11s
out ncnl) .mymon: (lu I><
in..,.,h·cd( ." '3ltl D•""fn
•the ~1d,
w,ho .,,, rn11l
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ul fnrmh on
,Jmpus .,n:
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b.ill Pasttrs
flyers l'ubhc-
11~ h.u be, n
grr ·" • Sllld
(hun~ Portland Kaplan Center
Galleria Bullding, Third Floor
600 SW 10th Ave, Ste 303
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An ullcgorr
At the [211 "411\1Uto !arr LC
sudems for Kcny, Sludcrus
AF,llllSI Bwh ,nd the Gtmpu,
Otm.ou,tts met""'" 01htr fo1 the
hN umr Obviously II b atm.rcl
10 h,1vc 1hn,c ldt-l<!llrung gmul"
,,., ,.unpus. >0 1ht:y Jorncd lund.. of S1udcm rcprrsem.,m-cs SOFA
and ORCA will n~rgc .,long wltb
the lour dmcd .iudcnt n,pll'«!n­
lilll\ cs A prnpc,nhmal Jmoun1
ol rcprtS<'m:11h cs from ca..h =·
dcncc ,-omplex •nd I'S rtprc,cn­
tJII\~ w hn h1< oil c.1mpL1> Will
~I"\< .1> members <1f the '""Wel»
.1> wdl Tht-sc >1udcnt.s \\111 c1•
thcr be deem! or •pprnmcd ru,d
will hopcfull1 rcccJ,-c bcoefib for
their p;,ruupallon (R.,,.dcncc or
Presently, student governnJent is com­
posed of various groups rrying to accom­
plish similar tasks.
•nd cmucd a dcrnocrauc fortt regi<1r:uln11 prefon,ncc, maybe')
so u,rrp<1w1:nng that 1hdr 1nllu- The cong""5 will dtleg;ttt rc-
cntr "ill soon sw.cp 1be n,ulon •pons1bll111c,, to ,~rtous rommlt•
Wdl n01 e•auly But )OU gtt lM,; Mthtn ASI.C und malm~ln
\\-hJI "C re »1ytng (St.lblislu,d comml1tccs. such .ts
I.II«-1ha1 or the Jforemcn- a pl~nmng commutrc to cw,,r.;ec,
11ontd iale, the pmposcd otudcm 1<gula1ory f11nc11ons or scudem
hyla", ,uc , stOT)' of consohd•· go,-cmmcnt
non and >1mphhU1uon Presently. \\I, thmk 1h.11 combll1Jng
s1udcm flP\1'mmcm 1s com~d ORCJ\ "'lh ~ bro.Ider bod) of
nr \'lln(IUS j:n>UP> ll')"tng "' llC stwkni.. lugp<>d 1h1ng Looking
comphm ,,m1L,r wsl<s. b.tck nosulgially In the d•)'> of
fhc new b)law, -.,11 cL1n~, hJII c<>u11e1I, thb dcctston "ould
muddled Lingu,g.: tl~u t.wts In ctmmhu OR<:.A:, .1CU,·111cs and
th,: cumm StJtUI~ Jnd rc<1rg.t-pro.-td< It with ., broader b=
nlU ASU: 11• 1ndudt • cong,1$> SEE ·ASLc 0iAHGES • Forum
PAGES
Reform to agree on: progressives back Bush policy
by Matt Savage
lllSI Sruur-
dA) • polnlcirul
•nn<>un«d one ,,r the h10>I pro­
grcs.;t\'C rcf omu
cm1Slo~ slrttt the d•ys of the
Chmon p=dcncy lucky lor us,
this poll1103n is \"N)" powerful.
ru,d rs ,·cry good QI n,3ehlng ow
IO t'.OllSCl'\'aU\ t'S
lhi.s progTl'SSl,·c cni.sadcr is
none 01hcr than George W Bush
Bu.sh 15 (nt:nt)' number-one 10
pmgn,s51\'es f''el)'Whctt He ts a
nghr•wmg Omstlan, pm-corpo-
1111.t .md the lm·cmnr of 1he "ptt·
empu.-c v.-Jr docmnc He 1s also
bus)' d1Smantling Social Secunty
:IS WC spc~k.
But I.bl S.11urdJf BllSh pro-
1lOSl'd l'Cforrns tlw progress" -cs
c,erywhcrt ,hould gtl hch1nd.
and fa.u
The cumnt S)'>lCm ol f•nn
,11bsldl6 hcg;1n r.lurmg the Frank­
lin O R<lo:.c, ch Adm1nlslmllon
10 hdp stroggllng fomw~ dunn11
the grt.11 dcprL-sston foda)', 11 b
• currupc system thot pnnunly
hcndus curpor.ne all,rlh1L"ncss Linder the cur­
rem program I 0
pcrc,m of the ru-
uon•• Canner. TCCCl\'C c,(I ptn;cm
of 1hc p,ymcms. Bush proposes
lo cap the amount &T\'Cn 10 :my
l.·umcr ru $250,000. Tius number
IS 51111 100 high but II 15 .1 gre:11
sun Rclonning thr< •}'SLCm \\111
rul\e a lungllsi or m1»1 $Ubsldt=cd food. Is com
Com IS oficn l,l5Cd .._. caulc /C<'d,
which rs wh.11 makes Amcne:m
,,_, 50 fall) ,md unhealthy com­
p.ired IO 11.S CUUnlCl'f)'Art.s In rn:my
other coumnts (grnss-fctl bttl
Is ur hc=ilthlcr). 1\no1hcr US(' for
com IS lugh frucu~ com S)·rup.
"-hlch i,; ~ 1n ahou1 55 pcrccnr h1glm qU'1hl)' of hit
This proposal IS also l\(l<ld ror
,1n1rnal M)thlS ,rnd l'<>rkcr rights
groups. l.nrgc fuctOI') famts arc thc
pnndplc targtt I'll ~n,m.rl rtghts
groups for cruel trel1tmcn1 10 anl­
rn3b, .md worker rights group,
"'"~ cnuc:1zed 1hc working con­
dlllon~ <>f 131gt' &lauglucrhouscs
Immediate. mil
bcndi~
These reforms
Will also be gre,1
for 1he cn,,fro11-
~11t. Amcnam
agnculwrc. as
it 1s. IS lcmblc
fur rhc cn,1ro11-Ir is up co us, the blue-scare progressives,
co help Bush in chis batcle. We may dislike
Bush's other policies, bur rhe bene6rs of
this one are coo great ro ignore. The proposal
would also le.id
10 less meat and
mc3t•produc1
consumption,
"hid, Is good
for animal nght.s
group,
Economic
mtnt Soll ~ro..tM, pc;tlclde
US<' d~AAIIO<t ,1r wildemc...
,Ind ·~"""'"'' 115<' or natur.if r'C·
S<lUR:C$ arc only a It" ,,r 1hc
compL1m1• m;rdc b)' c:n-,mn•
rucnt.-illsb aga1ns1 lrre,,ponsiblc
fanncrs ~uong ,he subsidies
10 bl\:" fanns. "ho ore 1hc \\Orst
em1mnmem'11 -,IIJ1ns. will do 11
loc 10 comb:11 1h= c11VJro11111,ru
11mbkrns
I~ rrfonn< art also a boon
to uur ruuon\ health One-llf the or S-Wtttcncrs used 1n Amcnc;J, m
C\"'Cl)'lh1ng frurn soda 10 CIIOd)·
funhemiorc, OIJ!-mic fJm,crs will
hcncfrt iircar.ly. Sin« r.l,ey •re fJr
more hkdy 10 bc ,nutller. family
farms 1h.m non-org.mk fa=
Ulcc I llavc said bcforc. this 1s
a grc.11 deal for mull, fannl)· farm­
er. They "111 bc mu<h hcncr 111
competing w11h huge •snb11st-
11es, n, .. wlll hdp rchutld ru111I
c-ommunmcs Jnd ensure the ,-.si
lllGJOnl) of A111en~n lnmi,er,; a con.scrv;nlvts
slmuld 11!,o bce~dtcd Thi; ""uld
sa,-c the .,-o,rmmcm hull ~ bll­
lmn d<>llars • )'C:>J', 1hus rcduong
the n.tuon3l dehcu Ahhough ti
would only make o smnll dcm m
the annu,ll budgtt deficit (abuut
half J utllion dullJr.1), C\'ery llltlc
b11 h~lps Anti b)· crnhr:io.ing capl•
t.thsi rnnoplcs 1nsccad ol u.ing
~uhslr.11~. It mlu«s big g,ivcm­
rncm lnllumcc In favor ol th.-fr«
market
Fm.1lly, ti~ refonns are grc.n
Valentines Day special: how lame are you?
A tell-all piece about
student's struggling
to lind themselves
on this day of self­
evaluation
\lo llcrm.a.nn ("08)
•• ..d,woJ-i,...i
4 the Pioneer Log, ~brutll')' 4, 2005 \rid sp,,,, ( <lilt •ml C..hlln lt l,1 ( ll<ll _,.,.,,, ,... .......
.. [or poor, 1hlrtl-world tinncrs
Due 10 weJhh) <OUntrtc:s ,ub­
,,dtzing their .tgnculmre. 1h1rcl
-.orld cuunrrtes ore fon.-ed nor
111 put rc111ltatt11')' IJnffi on thdr
agrtcuhuml produru Poor agn
cultural ccononuc:s an, 0(1cn dc­
SUO)'Cd when they an, Roodcd h)•
cheap, fol'l'lgn ngncultur.tl goods
B) reduong ArucriCllll $\lb<ldles,
this pui.. pressure on \\csccrn
Europe 11nd J•p;in 10 du hkewlsc
This would help IC\-cl the pla)1ng
field fnr poor tanner,; O\"Cl'5CIIS,
1101 only hnpn,vmg our foreign
policy with thC5C counr nC$, bur
hclpmg figh1 wurld hunger b)•
rcducmi pnvcrt)' 111 1h1rd-world
n.111ons
Unfonunatcl). Bush lnccs J
tough polulc-al batik mhad of
hJm AgrlhUStncss is ,er)· pow­
erful lubb11ng lntCtnl Tllr) are
CSp«tJlly popul.tr 111 nL1ny red
Sllllo .tnd rur JI C<lMSIIIU<nc,cs.
the bre3d •nd buncr of Bush~
polluoil suenwh h .. up m us.
the bluc-suue progressh,:s. 10
help Bum In lhlS bank. \\~ nwy
dblrkt Bush's 01hcr pohtlfi, b111
the benefits of thr,. one arc Ill(>
grc.tt t<l tgn1>rc
B<<l)
\\,>!ft ('Ctll , . ,..,, ,,,
'WVM(Uth Forum
In defense of eating meat:
An immodest proposal
W fipv6t1lf
A minority view on campus: sought out, evaluated and
by Stephanie Beechum
It~ ,tgood thmg 11,wc lnpplc
•·<l\Curtnns so n111th, bealu,.c, ii
1h1• w:is 1ht rru<-bluc anunal
kingdom. I might Just knock
one ull (01 fun Oh, It~ n~ the,
'for-helhh•l\".IS<'ll> • •·egcmr­
tJns th.II klll m, "' m11th It~
tht ••11-<>!Wlnk, non•8"0Cl1Clll•
ly-mochfted. me-Jt-cllttrs-dont •
corc-:tbout nn,mnl-nghu" m.11, so I Stt no rea.<on
to condemn thest loom at all
The f;1et ts, 1t\ more d11f1rnh
to org;uu:,c ~ hrulth> '"!,'tt..lruln
,,, ,·egan d1e1 1h.1n m<11>1 pec>pk
realiu. There ";u ., fe:1>C>ll Mom
ffldJr y\lu lini,h your hvc-r Jm.l
dnnk all th,tt milk ..,. • kid \'tg•
ctanilll\ ~re more ,11><ep11blc to
deliots m proteins. "tilmtns ,md
omeg.1 aculs than rncat-e.11co due
10 tht lnck ol ant111J1l products m fit ror contempla1ion
cN1~ bu1 ,u-: ,w.·~ lt to our ..
..,i,-,s to nuk, Informed. (nt('\.
llgrm Jntl u>nsb1em chnlcts
~gc111n~ns shmild pn,bJbl)·
S\\CJr ofT 1hteir Blrkio and their
le.11!wt belt~. und t1ml\·01ts.
\\1th an1111.1I nghts In mind,
shc,uld choose f!C\' range meat
whenc\'cr pos.51bk And c,-cry•
one. cnmlvon:,; 3nd hcrbworr"t
.\like. should ttllll bring so
ch,cken-•hll v<g<tart~ns
t1u.t ,n.i.k in<,
w•nt to b.1lt'
mylrn:tSOrs
Since my
nm,'31 m Le"•
15 6:c Oatk List
fall 1\-c been
lectured more
than a rew
um,s about If Birke.nsrock is by any chance readiJ1g
this article and wouJd be willing co make
a pair of sandals our of my fifteen-pound
piss-ant bastard of a dog, I'd sure as beU
buy 'em. .lbout gcntti•
c.illt modified
food$ •nd a,:.
a:pt tlM" J'<'S·
sibtllty dw
they could he.,
nutnuorul and
humnnllarl3n
benefit 10 us
all
the lnhcrcnum:sponslbility11J1d
mhumanuy of meat consump­
uon l ~&I"' 1h.,1 m•ny tom­
mc:n:tal li\'esto.k oper'Jllons
ntt mhumnnc, but mt'11t-catcrs
con ch005C their mcut rcspon•
<lbl), .md l think most student.>
,i LC do Just tll.11 A llJ()"
mg pmpon "'" of me:11 on the
111J1rkct today-bu(, c:h,ckcn.
~nd pork-co111<S Imm smilll,
lttc-r:mgr 13.rms, ruul these
pr,,dw:15 arc .1,11llllble evrry•
where Eggs and
,rur11n
II n,a slab
u{ mL'111 d•t')'
prod•
uc1., do
no1 " ..
suit lrom
1hc death
or an ,tni• their diets. and ahemilll\'C foods
lllld supplrmcms m\lSl be lrnpcc
cub!)• plonllffl In ordc:r 10 make
up for thost shon~~ let~ face
It kld5 lltlng a '°t8(13rian ••
this ~hool is f.sh1oruiblc Jnd I
su,peu tlt<:n-•re .i htri;c number
ol h1psicr ,-cge111n,ns on this
••mpus who an-mon-ln 11 for
1he fashion than the nu11111on;il
brnefits
Anclther glonng mconswcncy
1\-c IWliCffl lllllOll!l LC \'('I\Ctll.r•
inns Is the f•u 1ha1 nuny nl tluem
\\CJr lc:,1hcr shoes 8lrkcns1ocks,
d!IS!ik htpple root\\Ctlr fo, the
,11,(S an-mnde 001 of cow .ilter
all Doon, II ><cm tenibly hypo•
,nuol 10 pmtts1 catlng amnuls
Jml 1hcz1 "car them <•nones fet:11
I mc.n. I'm 001 advOC1Ung th:it
C\'tryor1e C3t and wear mc,it of II I must conetdc one fiml
point to my vcgctrui•n pee~. I
also h3te the crimln:llly simple
coml\-ore dclr!UC, ·1 didn\
cvul,-., thlS far 10 c:11 ,oru •
llut\ Just ndiculo\1$. In foct, I
1h1nk 1oh1 u quite good ,r p,c
pared correctly. Jnd I thmk we
mcaI-n1ers should hJ>,•c some
son .,r equl\·4lcn1 o.hcmilli'"
food ID our dtelS MJy I go OUI
un a litnb and pmpc><c ,wing
simll domcsclc Jnlmals 1ns1c:ld
of cows and pi&S. 1!1en? ! lute
p,,IS, •ll<l the ft.,.cr Lip do!',>
n,nnlng •round on this pt.net,
1hc better If Btrknstock Is b>•
,my dunce 1t3d1ng 1hb •mclr
3nd would be willing 10 nukr
• pJtr or sandals out or my f,f.
trc:n•pound pt<s-am b.brnrd or
• d l'J sure ru; hell bu • <m
ASLC changes will benefit ORCA
C(l1(111U0 FROM PAGE 4
or siudrnt lnvohcmcnt rt,15
dungc gt\'Cl. ORC.A • bm.,dct
b.i,c (Ir suppon For 1n,1nncc:.
.>s 11 st•n~. m<»I "udrms Jren\
e,Tn ,u,e wha1 ORCA Stands for
1wc cc:rwnly arcn'l. lel alolU! un­
d.:r.;13nd 11S purpose :.ueumhn­
tng 1hr mpnl:auon w1ll 1>1»111t:e
,mil. dcflJlt' It, fU11ctlons
\\'e ~re h<)\\c,·rr. tu11«mcd
•hout the l.11e of '-OFA '-OFA
I> • .un...,.,.1u1 hr•nch ,,r ,tudcm gO\rrmn,ml th.It 1w m•1n1a1ncd
!>tudcm ,uppon anJ relic,, pr1
nurtl)· 1111 \"Olun1«rs Aboli:,ltlng
J pmgr,tm t b,u "'"rk.s ,.,11 tsn)
i;uud poli()
rhcorcuaill)•, SOFA would
also h,,-c B bro.1dcr rang,, ol
!-ludcnt suppon to dra,-from
Alnng "'ttl• lnt.tta.~d pub~oty.
1he byl•w dun~ would n?!.truc-
1ure SOFA nnd rn<urc ,1udc111
commnrnrnt
AS! C Prr,1drm !.:melon M.1s,-cnrone= f05). who 1111roducc<l 1hr
rcfonn .ugucs tlul SOPA wtll be
e,p.indcd and stn-ngthencd un­
der the new h)•IJ\\~ "In clfo.:t.
SC'IFA .. ,11 become ~ UOl\er,111)
rcr=IIJlh< bod)' \\1th more IC•
-IOUOX> ot IIS dbpos.1I. he $,lid
A,, • "hole I he OC'" bylaws = ~ J)O"lll\'t siep Lllhcr way.
\\-C suppon votmi: ,n fm,-or of 1hc
dun~ In Aprtl 11 n,~ IL>r 311) •
1h1ng d-.c, but the prtn.dpk LI
nttdcd. \\C c-.1n dungc them L11rr Cigarettes symbolize
rebellion & hot boys
by Lizzy Acker
Obvtously there arr • lllt of
b.w thtng,s • person c.111 du
n.,rc~ clk,aung on•'"'"'" "11h
In; ur her mnrr u111,,._th< sibling
I 11(-rc:s ch<>pptng • stmngr<> h.,ad
off wnh ~n 11.,c And the1c'> stc•I•
1ng the lhupmfcn when your
older SISll:r " hn, mi: hct penod
Bui In my fJmtl)• nu act is ljUII<
.i, hctruius .i; <moktng • dg.,rc:uc
'l he <t'11')11> th.11 ...,fw,n m)· JU!'n1'
v.,rc lil'>I d,11tng. nt) mum In up
'1 Cl~R'II( ,Ind Ill)' JJd V..U !<I
,w..,nome wllh d1s.1ppc11n1111em
1hat Ii.: kit the room. Later he
told her l)ust 1,n'C you too much
10 su )'UU kill yuu~lr hkc th.11 •
,urc:. a <hpuc llkc me might SI)'
lhJt at thll potnt "1) dl\d was only
19. S<> hl.s opln1on,; nre .i llulr
susp«t ("hen ( ,--..s IQ I though1
you 5hould onl)· il.J,e sex wllh m
pt~n 1r )'OU rrJll)' lmul ,hem.
tu gi,c yuu an ciwmple of 11k, h.,d
judgmem of) INlb.) I ~ould .tlso
say tiul1 my mom V.,lS U, "hen
she deftrrc:d 111 the Judgment or
my fathcrk pmcucolly pubtoo:111 I ,11n n11i.mah:.- 1hc l•<t th;11 I
spcnd at ln-.t 1-10 111111111,-, JnJ
livc doU.r,, ~ \\rtk pas.1, d) c,,m
nmung >Uh 1dc b) '-') Ing ul, onl)
nomul tu rebel ~g.1111>1 ynur p.,r
cnts. Arter .111 ,r I tud b..-cn m1s.:d
by hypcr-Chn•1•m g1m Inver,. I
problbly would hove wined thr
Unllllnan> 3nd I hon.-stl) du
know :IOmt' O~U ln-0.l~c, who
\\ <II'. rolbcJ by pcupk thaL sc" ,tll
t>f thm own d<11hcs from dt~h
thC)' ,pun 1hrm..,..h-r-. Bui m)
p,rent.s .,n-prruy gn-•1 pwpk
Tl,q' •rte n•n:.unll> m.tk111g the
ngh1 ch<11~ .,nd then :,ccmg II
1hm11gh 1n •II Its nghtllt'M Th,·>
nre healthy ;md out ol debt and
go.xi •t pbnung ),',lnlcm And
I knc:," for ., f.1c1 that my 1n111n
n,,--,., forgrt.s bJer mvnthl)· brc,a.,1
sclf-citru11 So nuybt thl< Is mr
b.1<.klash .Jg:>m<1 my Jm.1Z1ng par­
ents I oc,cr mnembcr • brl"J.SI
5<.11-cx.un, and I :smoke .11 le~
one cig.trcttc Jlmc>!51 C'\·rry slngk
day
Of course, I con, possibly cs­
,11pc their endunng gilt of 3 super
<Ol\5CICntt I stlll lndc nl05l or thr
Maybe I can racionaJize the fact char I
spend at least 140 minutes and five dol­
lars a week passively com111icr.ing suicide
by saying it's only normal co rebel against
your parenrs.
mind and quJt ,mukmi:. but In
m)' l,11n1ly thco.: little dc:1nll< urr
untmponJni.
Smok111g rlg;tf\'llb is bod be­
cau.sc ii gM:s >OIi •nd tit<: pct1plc
around you Clncer, 3nd then you
die h due.nl really 1ruutr how
)·011ng )-Our <Lld ".)5 when he
pointed th1> ou1 or ho.. SI mngc It
1.$ 1h.11 y,1ur 1110m w,11lld ltSlm to
•ULh a. J)JDS)' lcbllsm .Ind logic
arc ""' powerful 10 "'l\U< with
Mi• problem IS tha1 I IIC\'Cr re•
~II) tried 10 argue With them I JUSI
lu~w some h01 older gt,)'"> who
smok,,d c,g.ircncs, and ti s<emcd
ltkc an C3S)' w:iy 10 be cool Aficr
1h>1, I n011ctd how I\OO(I II felt
Alter that I wanted 10 do ti :tll 1lu-
11mc And even •htr that, when
my <tUpid brother who was obVI•
ously 19 iuhl on m,, I dis<O\'cttd
1hJt anu-logic ~nd nihilism were
• lot m~rc: fun tlwl 1hc un
lwercd :,cJts('-m>\c·
mg I'd grown
up \\1th
M • y b c umr when I smoke, and I usllllll)
fet:I «rinust,· guilty ;iround chtl
drcn Every 111nr I s.:c my parcnl>
I reel like I did bod, 1n 9" grnclc
the da)· ,ftcr I snuck c>UI •t tnld·
ntgh1 wuh "'"1e "'nloro Imm 1hc
5k, Tc~m \\'hcm,·cr •~ look
Ill)' d1rcc11on they sccm to be, 5<C·
mg ,mo my soul ttnd undeni:md
tn)\ how bb< k and do nulled I am
llut I St.Ill b3,'\'.n·1 quit WhJI, .... ,1h
th, 1mnnncem end ol 1hr wood
ond c,-.,1')1h1ng. tt JUc;t d-11
seem pr.alcil But •ll 1h.11 u,uW
clungc. If 1hc lee caps don\ melt
or a rncteur doest\, Int I'll be 2(,
tn 4 years, •nd 1hcn I m1gh1 be
ready to listen 10 tt 19 )'1:.lr old-if
ru:~ cuic enough
A ti" t<rl~•l Cl/
,.,,,,.,1, Snu~nni: a
Ctl(llR'Ur7 o, chrming on a
'i""'IC Mih hi,"' ht, .,,,,,
ott,udl\ t ttblln~ ~
Vox Pop: How much do you (heart) Hallmark?
Give it up to in­
dustry to market
the most complex
human emotion
We at Pio-log are
cynical bastards.
0
t. l.ut kl~r.--ld '"~' ~
CP'&Jl)ltW, • .,,,.,,,.., ""k (1"1l
• "'"., \. R \\~,1
the Piont-cr Log. h·bruary 4. 200~ 5 -----Features----
Sex, legos, and more
by Abl Kurfman
Ahh!>ugh tht 1\c1Mt} fair on
l"rh l wa_, 1101 .s ",ddy ,nrndro
:1> 11> fall .cmcster cuun1rrp.1n II
11nr.1dcd JII <1r11<•numl) for -··
er.ii nc" group, on c.m1r,us 10 o­
whhsh 1h1·m,.,.h..-s hom wlkmg
•bout sex 10 rl,1ymg ,.,1h lri,,s,
1hc nrw dubs b10U1!/ll 1hm d1-
\ C'& tntrr'C$lS 10 1hr t.1hk ,dong
'1<k ultl<1 groups
l ht "c:%u.il Hc.1hh A\h11tnr,•
(,n111p \~I IA(;I kkktd ,1f1 \lmng
•• 1he end or Li,,1 ,emt>ltr. w11h
~-..-,uy >1utlc111, 111cnd1ng • dt,­
cu,,ion In I tui-er on the ,-.g111.1
O,ga:ni:rn. D•mclk x hndln<r
( OS) ;uul Allison 'i.1ndcr ('Ob)
lm-c b1i; pL1ru. for the upcum1ni:
sen•:>1cr, 1md h,wr ~Ire.Id}· hdd
lh<ir fir>t mctttng w~ Ill.I)' IU\C
llr.111dy conw, Ill fmm 'h, M) Plca­
<Ult • fermk-3nd suwl mmor­
U)·•fricndl)· .cx <lu,p in Ponl.lnd:
s.itd Sc IL,clf n<r
~IIAG pbn., 10 do more
1h<rncd d,~011 mgl11~ and
gues1 spe-~krrs s1m11.lr m 1ht pn,.
v1ou., 1-aginJ d1SCUSs,on ilS well
,1. AIDs-.md STI-n,lu1r<! ""'k
Another g,x,J Is to h~ 3 website
"11h .1 lnrum IM stJ<tllll hubh•rt·
li1cdQ&A
Ano1hcr prumtncnt nc11, club
Is the Lego Oub. "'"-t.1blcrs
\\Cr< fonun31e enough to h.--c
mulucolored, 1n1cTCOMccung
bl0<ks 10 pla)' wtth dun~ 1ht r.,u 11,c hgJ11-h,·.1ncd group "'"'
founded by Adn.m <..noudhuT)
\'Ob) and Srtndlln .,h,h l 07l
\\c krnd or hgurtd 1hrrt wa,n\
cnough Lcgu htr< \ln t,1mpll);
s.11d Chnudhury \\< ""3flltd w
>(lrt.,d 1hc g,,ad "'""-""11.<' of I~!!<'
C\ rrywhcre •
The lej\o Cub~ pion, 111duJr
hosung ,, than11• h.111 bu1 mn<d),
"< ~fl)· ltkc Li:~,,. •nd \I .uurd
111 pL1y w11h 1hrm: ,11d r,n1dcn1
Bnc G1lx<,n ( 071
Gibson .tnd <.11m1Jhul) u>nt·
brncd clh>ri. tu dcsrnh< ,1~ duh
Glh,.,n S.ltd. •\\t Just "JIil • club
.. 11e,.. •
• \\'hcrt )XlU JU.<I gtl tCI rtlox
Jftcr a long d•1· of cL=: s.11d
Ch<'udhul)
Anti pLly "uh ]egos: GIi>•
"'" <.lid
The l.tg1> Cluh, fiN mccung
"·t> )c:,trrd•). 1-1:b 10
Olhcr gruup, th.11 h.11c J<1111cd
the r.&11ks of !~oncer :v:1h111cs ore
1hc Ken)' t.oobuon • .-.irry-ovcr
from ,he pm•KCO)' groups that
were supponlng him dunng 1hc
ck,,1on q;ison 1hc 11.1)· w.,rrtn
Mulucultur.d Symposium l'Ltn­
nmg Commlucc and •f~uh 111
l.o\·c, d gmup th:u ~pou,es th3t
rtllglc>n ur flllt h ;hc,uid no, be ex­
clu~vc of ~•u,11 mlnonucs bu1
Nlhcr ~mrmmg
The storing po..,er of t~~
gmups \1111 be 1es1ed rn 1he lttll. ;u
tlu: nC:\1 AClll'llCS f Mr
Style Source:
Jenica Cruz
by Rebecca Goldschmldi
Hometown S.m D,c~. C.allf
\'tar: Ftrst·)'!:,U
Tell us abou1 )'Our 0111.61.
Jenlcn.
Gn,en •nd yellow bnght Con•
,e~ ,ho,s from Uld)• l'ooL
Lucker 1·ell·e1 emcr:iW g,ttn
blJ:cr wilh ~ buuon nus.<tng.
• nppcd bl:ick ,..,.cnm Yollh i.t·
qu1113 nnd embroidered Rnwcrs.
~ lime gttcn ,htn. a lxh from
onr ol 1h= 80s di=, Ill:)
socks
Where do you usu.•lly shop?
Ju51 depends .dcpanrncm and/
or thrift stores-I go lor 1,;heap
lhtngs
How would )'Ou describe your
s1ylt In 10 words or less?
l..ay,,rcd, arusail, and scrn1-
1rrnd)·
So trll us •bou1 your halrcu1-
yo11 jus1 got ii cut, dldn, you?
\'cah. mr fnend cut II for me.
Shr h•d no expencncc and "~
decided 11 'd b< cool 1111 Wit$ CUI
on • dtigorutl
Do you sec the diagonal cut ll5
being the nc.i hot new thing?
C,,nnlnly 111>1 I m1glu cu, off the
other silk. e\'cntu.all)'
Do you hiM, any Icons? Sornc•
one who you model yoor style
ofter?
I don, know I hke 80s 1hings.
ror sure
Do you adm.lrc a.oyonc's style
on campus? You'rc preuy cool! Umm, the
guy wtth the moustaeh,
Thank you! I get my own fhtle
shout ou1 ... and 1h:11 ls a really
g.rc::at moustache. How do you
feel abou1 1he Style Souree at•
tlcfc? Do you rc,,d ll?
h\ my '""'" auracdon 10 the
P'lolog.
Oh rt.tlly?
I donl know ii I'm serious abou1
IMI
Any last words?
HI 11o-.1:n 1ml) my friend
6 the Pioneer Log, February ll. 2005 'Free L!niversity' offers
low-stress knowledge
fltfffl) 0tUl'TD"r r:, IJlZf Nllti
Sludonts get a tune-up during a bike maintenance class outside the Bike Room last se­
mester. Bike mainenance classes will be offered this semester through Free Unlverlsty.
by Abl Kurfman
rree Un11-crsa, hns existed
QOOSS 1hc country Jnd at 1.c .. ,~
6r Clurk C.,l\egc for more 1h,m
JO )'l"Jl'S, .and tt Yo1II llkdy Ll.<.1
.mothtr 30 Fm, U olTrrs • All the
bell<!filS of lcumlng .,.11hou1 1.hc
strc!o>. s,ud lJ=zy FU>SCII C06),
thi5ye~rs f1« U c,,urd111.11<>r, and
Yoh.11 more could ., >tudem ot ~
hbcrnl ari. c<1llege .isk for?
Thr I rtt U program alfcrs
studems. stair. fa..-ult)' and c1-cn
communll~ 111tmbtrs tht ch.me<'
10 tc:u:h or learn llS IM)' l~.
11,11huu1 tO<I and w11hou1 a tnp t<I
1hc hbt.11')' fn,r U hilS !IOnttthmg
for c,-c1y11nc, •nd It'• •II v,,lun•
teer· $.lid Fll5,)<:il I volumrcr. the l<,IChtl!> vulut11«r 1hcir tune
B.mc:dly. ·people lll>l bn1'C
passions •nd w.tnt to sh= them
nnd 1h15 b o w,:.11 ,1:nue for 1hu.
,he ~td Oasscs rnngc fmm htp•
ru1p <!Ante (Sundays, weekly) IO
Ong'1rnl papcr-fnlchng (a thrtc
llrne cl.l.$s) tc> pick-up soccer (1hc
first •nd 1l11n:I Wednesday of cJch
m,1n1h) lht\ '"''"'"'er 1hcrc .,re
currcntl) 11 dasses offered, .and
Free U, budi;r1 of Sl.000 IS 1111
parceled out
frtt U ts ·a gre.11 ""Y 10 mttl
pct1plr you don'I kno"'· ;,aid Fll5-
,dl, ll5 well .i,. nct-.ork and h.1,c
fun ro p;u11C1p.11t III d=. onr
of1e11 h.1\ 10 e-mail the ti:.ii:hn/
contact. so t ha, he or ,hr can en•
sutt •dcqwue ,pace WJd mJtcn-als. but 1he CClSI 1s no morc than
1h.11 onc e-nutl
Lisi year. Frtc U spo""'ri:d
the lllkc R,10,n b.,(ore IM)' l,t.
came a funded dub, aml ·11 •lso
suppons 1h1ng., llk.e 1he r-•ddling
Cub htre. 11,J11d1 ,-i.1ncd <>IT .as•
frtt U clos.s: s:ud Fus;cll h 15 a
grcitl l<X>l lo gtl .tn :1<:t1vhy ,taru,d
.1nd fed OUI lnten:st MlhCIUI Che
prcsourt nl luV1ng • whole new
01'),lDltllUOn •
Frtt U IS alw11ys :,a;cpung
<.1udcni,., wtll1ng 10 har from pi>­
t<Jlwl tc.1thcrs, ""<l looking [or
J l,>0rdlnJ1ar for n.:x1 Lill: »11d
F1155CII ·1 lo1'C 1h15. bu1 I'm not
1,"'1ng 10 be here.
Sc:hcdult'S i,f Free U ct.i.ses
can br found all 01cr campus
Aitentlon First-Yenrs. Snphomore.'i nnd .lunlc,rs
Do you contTibute to campus life'?
rr so, apply for one of three $2,500 scholarships!!!
The Lewis & Clark College Alumni Office is currently accepting
applications for the Alumni Leadership cholarship. This scholarship
recognizes and rewards outstanding students who have demonstrated
leadership, acrively panicipated in lbc Lewis & Clark community. and
who have shown a propensity LO be active and supportive as alumni.
lt is anticipated that each recipient will have the opponuojty to serve
a leading role by acting as an ambassador between current students.
alumni. faculty, stalT, and the community. To be eligible for 1.his
scholarship, you must be a current first-year, sophomore, or junior at
Lewis & Clark College and be considered in good academic standjng.
Three scholarships will be awarded in the amount of$2,500 each.
Applications arc available in the Office of Alumni and Paren1 Programs
(McAfee). the Office of Career Advising (Albany), or on line at:
h1tpJ/www.lcJark.edu/dept/alumni/stalumleadschol.html
If you have any questions, please contact David Fentin at
dfentin@lclark.edu or 768-7955.
Applications are due Monday, February 28, 2005
by 5:00 p.m. ----features---­
'Civility in Politics' lectures
Students listen lntenUy to
Peter J. Katzenstein's lec­
ture on "Anti-Americanism
In the American lmperium"
on Saturday, Feb, 5.
..., .. - ilft
Mary Falnsod KaJzenstein prnenlS her lecture on "Rights without Citizenship:
The Politics of Incarceration In the U.S." on Friday, Feb. 4, The lecture was a
three-fold project in humanities research, Katzensteln covered social conse­
quences and political consequences, and her careful and thorough research
pointed the audience to examine the moral consequences of maintaining the
current system of lncarc:.ration. She ended her lecture with a quotation from Joe
Loya, a prisoner she met through The Foitune Society. He said, "Without a vote­
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UNIVl!llSITY ·-* Distracted
Insightful interactions with
everyday thoughts
by Craig Beebe
Olan, I luvr ,.,m,tlun~ u,
br;,g abolll ~nd I kntrw 1h.11\
n\lC • \'Cl) nkc 1hmg 1n ,Jo I ,t
J!Wll)' bttn fllll oil h)· ct,~
>l•c d1>pLI)-,, nf ,-,11-pndc, but
1h1s on.,s 100 good le> ,gnorr
I h= nl )'OU 0111 1httt whom
U\ s1m1br si1w11011> will undcr-
51.,nd
I don\ tu,c ctns. on fn­
W)'S.
llonl'SII)·. though. 1hJ1~ n111
me.int 10 bt much or a bi1.1:,1
hs Ju.t ., fiw:1w1I >1attmcnt.
mu.;h.,. I ""uld "") 1tu1 •<:<>­
lumb1.1 Cc>ngr= wund,, hkc
•n awfully silly n.imc. (Ir the
nbsenc-r of Mundu Wltlno Daniels \\llhln 1hr IC\1 .. r lht
rolumn Thl'\lgh t·m n111 rutr
111 hmwr ht, n:,Ju~ t gu,s.,
11<1'1 did Jn)-..a) s,, then: )<IU
g<> Anyv.J). he dJd hJvc <1.,ss
hul slapped fo1 the mormng.
and \\'t dT01~ t~dher 10 tht~
paniwl.u c.in, • ptlgnnt.1!;( I
hJ\'C 111.ttk J numb« .,r Unl6
bcfon,
h• a 111p Jnd "'II "''"h II
Ov.ncd h) '"" Sikhs, the ·1,11-
ul, c~n • .t., m) fncnd, and I
h•w 1,1k,n I<> '3Wng U <·rock,
Ing 1hr lcnul, " <>u1 u:1111 !or
whm we do there) lS prob:ibl)
one of the rev. pbi:,,s tn 10\\ n
IS JU-.t ,om,:1 tung JTI ) 011
Bc.>n-c.iters att going 10
lu\'C IO ,1<:.:rpt
But I reJlly d,in) h_.e
tll\;., nn r nd.l)·• AnJ Ullll
IHCI)' nice There are few things
as sacisfying as eating
good Indian food.
Ntcc because 11 Jffonb me
the op{)(>n11n11y to ~s> out and
pursue mr gools oJ d1S1mc11on
to thdr ulnmntc limn~. 10 bold­
ly go \\her,: '"'")' p«1plc but
(cw ol us. ba>e gnnc lxfore
Sc., let•"'' 111!
Ubl fndJ), .&> ~ou ""C
\hopefully) l\",ldJng nt) rirst
column tn this 1>3pr1-«1m•
pktc wnh th, picture 1tu1
=kes me look hk I'm ~anng
" tunlcm.-.:k though I lnUSl in­
SISI 11 IS 3 fie«< J.lCkct. <O 1 3m 3
good Nonh-wescrmcr-1 100k
whJt I n11gh1 t..111 ru)· first m:JJOt
'>lcp Jn the Dislr.ia1un PrvJ<tt
lh,:tt •rt fcv, 1htn~ .1, ~­
l>f}1ng a. tanng g,'<ld lmlian
foc,,J Scnt'll~I) 11 doc,.n·1 111kc
J 1np 1,1 the Subcommcm In
kn°" 1hc pk.uurc that c.tn be
dcrh'td from ,uch an •ctmt)'
But one thmg mit nu.k.ts 11 i1IJ
the more s"= 1s 10 ca1 good
lndt,m food thJt has been pur­
chas,,d from ~ '<'mi-permanent
truck s1111ng tn ~ parking IOI WI
12" •nd Salmon This ts the
lndu Ot.~11 House Thb Is the
..a:rc1 of ln,h.111 food k>Hrs In• you mn j\Cl two, or ,•,,,n 1hn:<,
mnls for S➔ ~ ).fon:,wcr 11,
n:ally good rrally good
Stritl\l.Y)'. I •m from ~ ICIVo n
that pndc> l~lf nn h0Sli11g the
,mnuol Na!1011J1l Lcn11l rcsm--al
c:ich AugUSt. ,nd I havt hccn
11, lnd1• t 1hmk Im J'Tl"II)
qw,hfied ,lS a JU<IJll' or fcn11I
suprnont)'
Morrovcr, ll> J rcqulrnl
pan of urban urc. I would
;.I). '" (JI Oil tit<, 'lln:CI You've
jUSt g01 10 gei ,tw:I) !rum dC'lth
11J1pk1n, Jrtd C\·tn IJhlrs. Whj•
h.t\'.t ..t \.\J,m rt.:,U1ur;an1 when
you cm lcl Indian <p1'CS hc~1
)Ou, e-.cn "' )VU >11 m blis-
1cnn11 r-cbru.irv bn,cu,;. on
a bench ,n the South Paik
Blocks? (I know. ftbn.LJI') 1Sn1
cued) 'bll5tcnng· hen,, bu1
\'l>U gd the p<»m l
Besides. you tJn\ d,, mu,h
brnrr for ,um,isph,,re the
wund of 1r.1ffi, • .ir,ngc-look­
tng rn<en f«dlng bird, and
,11hcr strangc-lu<>k1ng rllClt
loc>km11 on, Strangely And
,1~ prcuy cool 10 rc:ihzc. ,rm
,..,lklng • numlxr of hlnc:k,
.. .for chose who wanr w11h your lood to foul •
nice pl.i,x 10 •"• 1lu1 th•
kmd pcopk JI the can co con1plain about
the Bon .... Suck ir
up, ride che shurcle
downcown, skip a few
dasses and eat some
lentils in the sun-or h.i,1: forg,>11cn 10 gi,·c
)•,,ur rnrnd i fork "J1h
which h> c<1nsumt his
fine Indian cub1ne
I mcnnoncd the llon
'"•rlicr Here, Jn 1dcu for
those whu want h> ,om­
pbm •bout thr Oou ll.lld
.111 its :1ll<gcd 1n,11blrs
Sock 11 up ndc 1he shut• in the rain.
deed. •II chttp-e;its lc,vcrs the
grctttfoodc:in
M)' c:omp:in,on on 1h1S ml•
nor ad,,:n1un: WJS a friend
.,f mine who says hes a!W11y•
.. -anted 10 be a colummsts stdc­
k1ck and 1ns1515 I c::aU him J:,ck tic do\\ntown, skip• few
cl= o.nd tat some lcn­
uls In lh< sun-er In the
min JUSI c:11 some lcnnls, and
buy 1hrm from a c,n It ,..,II
do you good
And ,I you don'! want 10
skip class. m1gh1 I 5Uggest
not schttlullng o.nyth1ng on
frlda)'S1
the Pioneer Log, February l l, 2005 7 -Arts & Entertainment-
Academy Awards promise to disappoint, thrill
by Lizzy Ack.er
\\ ken I -..~ • k1d, 1hm \\;b
,,nl) one tdcvt,11..10 prngr.un I
\\at,htd \\11h •ny n,g11larll)' Jnd
th.II w-,b 1h, A...dcmy Award>
"• \\t'rl: , COllSClllusl)' TV-le,-s
fJm1I) bu, r-"rl)· )'"'"· no mnucr
v.,hc:.n: v.t \H'R': m~ mnrn nudr
,un, "'' b.id J ~1 for one 111gh1-
<>en 1tu,ugh II mt.IOI b,,m,w1ng,
renting 1>r "<>l'SC ll<)lnll over 10
her m,~hco hou,e
M,,. It:. \\<tc .1 fnnlll)· pnor-
11) my hmthcr Jnd I tn.l) h.i,c
bttn <Ompktcl) <1UI of the I t.lr
and !>!'sick lud TV lt>ops hu1 we
"en: dct11111el)' m the mC1,ir loop
Whether II \\l5 ll<1m clnJ th<
lltndtrw.111> ur R.,1~~ /ft""1 Pn11t.,
of Tlt1110 mi mum. and 1<1 .i le»­
., cx1cn1 my ,Li<l. rnatk sure "'
~w •ll ol 1hc \\Jld~tble r<., and
Pt.-l l 1n<l\'l<S
And II thctt w.is Jn unmtcd
foreign film JOOUI bultrnui •nd
,rue 10\'t phl)'1ng in ~leni. there
\\'JS no reason \\C shooldn, dnvc
up then, 10 "'atch 11 on 1hc n1gt11
Ill) m,:,rn lud off So II iSn I sur•
pn<ing th.11 our one b,g night of
1V W<l$ 1hr 1\adtm)' Awa~
We wnuld ga1heramund whatev­
er TV we cc,uld find and prepare
lube d1s:1ppo1111ed We kncv. 1ha1
1hc Academy was full ol P"P cul-tun, h:i,k., As iwnful M II
\S \\ .1$ h,l set the ffl0\1ts \\ C
loved lose cvtrf )'Or," c sull
watchrd ltS why the Scoo
kept hghung 1hc Enil'-"h
t\'Cn 1huugh II w,1> so fu­
uk 11icy •iwnys l1.1d • llulc
hope In 1hc:h he.in• 1hn.1 k1
1hcrn i" bJck Imo h,mlr So
••trl )'t.ir "" d,d the >.11nc
1hmg "< \\,11<hcd mm·les
and hoped 1h.u tht AtJdcmy
W.tS WJl.h,ng them loo 11r
C(lUrsce, thut ntt-.:r happened ,-------.--,,..-------, Best Sound1r:1d for
-,...
I f SCAR
ebruarv 21, 2005 •0 w""'1 Stau
But npparemly, os In
the dJyS of my yuu1h
when I w:u forced to
.wctp1 that AmmaJ
wasnl ~cuwg noruJ•
~11eu fo1 Jn)thlng,
the Acidtm) 1~ sull
1he cntm)· ol progl'CS$.
In " ytJr or unuumg))
lnwmhc •nd un­
ponnm Ol(Mt< lhC)
Oll<t! ~g.,in pKkcd 1hc
rmdiocre to 511"" case
at 1ht bi~ aw.11ds
,h'"' ur the )<JI Mi speculJlkln lc;uhng
up tu the .1nn,~unu:mtn1
of noml11«s t> conslslcml>
Lmgh.1blc Ll>t 1or I t~­
ptatd J Bc'il l'laure bid fo1
Amrnt.in Splr,w,ir ,ind 1ho
)e•• hclorc th.II I w.os sure
Wes Andcl'S<>n ""uld be <10
1hc 8csc Dtfl'clOT lb! Thb
)'CJr I mus, luvc known I w.os I h.avc nothing
3gatn'lt Lcon.udo Di•
C.Spnu, Jimtr foxx
,,, Ca1c 0IJnchcn,
but come on II ><•u
SJ\\ Thr A1 tutor, )..,II
knuw II cuuld hJw
bttn bcucr And tf deluding m}-sclf "hen I smd '----------•-_•_•_c=c1.,::rc=,occ111======"'
_,......,...,a,...,._.,.. )'OU saw finding NN• to ,;,1111c lncnd, 'Oh, n,11 Mur­
r•> ts s.:, 111 for Tht U(t Aquotlc i.,lh
Stt>t .::U.0... It\ 1ruall)' his lum 10
"'" ~Actor·
M> staJnd d10,a !or 1hr Bt<;i
Actor a"anl. Jim urny. seemed
more rellSOrutblc, "' lfflM u, nK'
Sure he lsn \ • Hollywood fa,w­
uc, bu, anyo!lf wuh a pulse, >'111
1cll )'OU that Etrnwl Swtsht~ of ihr
Spodts.< Mind was undoubtrdly 1hc: br"1 mo,ie of the )·car, tf rux the ,,lan,l, )'OU kno-. Johnny Depp Is
ctmuri· aip:,bk or su much more Sutt.
My 01hcr long <ho1 hopefuls M1U1m1 Dollar Baby made ll'K' c,y
"'re <''.:t)ih1ng oboul I Htal'I bu1 so did ~ Step Mom and no
/-fu,kallft1. Kip and Napoleon orK' ever ~•d 1rus1 de5'1'cd any
f11Jm Nap<>/ton Dynamite Jtin •"••ds Cmnted. Sik1<'CJJ< \\JS .a
Bnoo for hb bnlllam mustc In g,,od. solid m<Wte but P:ml G1•-
bulh Huc~c, ,md Eumal Sun- m.:itu Im\ nomm,1.1ed lor Best
shine :md the crcauon ol a nr\\ Ac1or which ht dcfmudy should
ca1cgory, Btggt'SI Failure \\1th the be s,nct Ile pneuy much omed the cnurc 1h1ng ('n hi, ~hc,ulclm,
StJma), W11l n<Hr w111 any,.")
Clo<f'• ""' lull or""' O<CCnlS and
swcc1 mu.ic .md 11 "•IS ddi1111dy
1mcmung but r-.11.altc Ponnun
sull nttds 1u Like so111r :,cung
<.Li= hdore she ,huukl rr•Ul'
be nomln.uc:J for ,u~h prrsttgwus
JWJrtb Ra, Jnd KlrN"v Jrt' 1bc
only mnJCOrl)· oom,n.ucd nl<l\'l<1
I h,m:n\ ,an bu1 I lu,c to ">
1lu1 I.hi~ htcogiuph) 1nend ti• hult
d1S1urb1ng People like Ch.nlic
K.iulmnn and O.w,d O Ru.ltll
~re coming up \\1th mmd-bltw-•
'"ll r,mun •nd ,ull the Ac:kkm1
rco1Lhes for th< S1ra1gl11forwanJ
siortes 1h9 can ll'USI
,·ou nugh1 1hrnk 1h111 Sin" the
Aodc:m)· Award, pl~• m,: olT ~
mucll I should Just >lllP \\,IIChlng
I hem bu1 )'OU :uc -io wtong 1 h,s
)C.lr Ka1r \\'lnslen «,uld W1n for
her pan m f.llrrud Sunshtn, ,md
hopefully Brad Bud. the cmitor,
wmcr 3nd d1rcc1or or J~ lncn:J­
tblt< wtll rep-n1 for Corv•llts
I hgh S.hool (oursb:11ed almD. ma­
ter) and bnng homc C-tf) aw•nl
be 1.,n Plus I h»-., 10 rruikt sun:
ThL Pa~on of Tlir Chnit d«sn,
win m t~ onc cairgory Anyw3y.
there como Q point wl1A:.n )))II
can\ 6gh1 tr.idlnon On Sumby,
Feb 27 ~• 5 00 pm 111 find u lV
3nd prepare to lose
The True History drives political, social message
by Craig Beebo
Social JU311ce is • nohk -,use
I don) 1hmk 1hcre •re mnny
,ul1ong us who would deny
1h:u. 1hnu,1th \\C 1111gl11 deb.lie us
rntanin,;, and how 1u go abou1
t>h1.11nrng II R.:g.,rdlcss thcu, = tn.1n)· m ,iur u,m1n110ny
dcd1011rd '" 1hc ;,dv,1mtmcnt ,,r IU-'lln• and tqUll) "'Olld"·1d,,
10 the UC.llllln ur >OCl<'UC:. lhJI
1rul)· 1""11 human bcing,, well,
.md 10 1hr tXp<lSUtt of th,· "'>"
in v. h,ch ou1 cu1Ttru system ha,
pm-.,mcd su,h soc1c11cs lrum
ckvcluprng
Tiu, ~111,I u 1> .m unfonun.11c
fact u[ ltlr lh.ll sorll(Umcs our ~t
tem~ JI change .1nd ml5lng ul
a-...treno.s. nt> n1.11tcr lww wcll­
tn1em11,11w wlll f.111 ,., ~JUS<'
lurrn 10 thil5C \\C .,rt tr)mg ,.,
hdp rht> could be co11,1dcn:d •
lmg,,d). yet, In 1he hllan"us !.rn:r
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.,,.,,u1ul1tlnl1.o• Mmto, playwr1gt11s Pu1rick ScUlt
Qnd Aldo Vel.1..«o have 1umtd thts
p.u~dox ,mu s,,mcthmg we Clln
laugh 31. even 1hough "" realw:
we OU)' be l:1ugh111i 31 our own
wdl-mt,imng s,lvc:s
Thi, pla)·. <'tlrrrnlly shO\•mg 01
1he M1l.1yn l11e11rc, i dchgh1ful
non-rmfii ,paa, nn SE Sturk Ju'>I
t>IT Clf Grnnd A,-.,nll<' 1clb 1hc 5ll>f)
ur IWl) well-mc.tmng r,hnnuk­
er.-cunnu,;ly n,mcd P•ind, J1td
5«1lt--.hci 1111vcl 10 tht Yuottan
10 rn.tke a documcm~ry QOOIII
how Coc:1-COl.1 that 111051 bc:lovcd
or c<1rpomtc bthcm,Kh! (Jokmg
1hrttl II.as n<>t on!) r.,plolltd tht
Mt>.ic.tn people bu1 has S)"<ttrn.tll·
ully dismnmled thttr cuhw, or
CCIUI'< 1hdr ~n11q11c rLI>• lnt,l
brgcr b"'ts or cuhuml 1mpcn.1l­
tsm •nd lhc clr,-ci,; or \\t'1rm
1c,un.<m vn 1hc am,s II ts octm:
hut 11 1> nm loog hcfc,rc the""
1wo progrc5'1,'C d111mc1cn cmcr
1n10 !l<'lntc rnftu111l 1mp,:ruhsm ul 1hdr own As their c,q>nienre
or filming 1hc1r documcn1•ri·
bc:c,,mo m<1re IIU$!r.lllng wnh
uncoopcmlhc loatls and their
uwn cultural txpcntnces. they
reson fmore and more to pumng
their own words 11110 1he mou1\u
or the pcoplr they tf) 10 prt><'m
b<n u. they rrgulurly ,..,mmll lU
1mcgnt)· 111 lilmm.ik1ng,. 1hc)• ""'
con11nu11usly guth) .,r aossing
1IHe hne IICl\\c,'l\ cfocumcntJrutn
.rnd c~.uor
nu: re.uh, QT\' outmgcm.1,. hul
upro.,nous The plA) ,. csscnu;il
I)•~ 1wo-m,m show, wuh 1he 1wo
men pla>1ng up 10 ➔O p;ans-ros-
1umc chimgcs Jrr fluid Jnd 1hcm­
s.h·es grounds for laughter-and
looil i><IOr< Tony St Oatr and
Andrcv. llarm (h11T15'!1f • \tr)
wdl kn0\\11 l'<lnl•nd comedy
hgurt} do .,n c,ui:.iandrng t<ih
In this htgh..:nc'K) prudun,un
Ou, 10 1hc q111d.-acuon n.uun:
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8 the Pioneer Log. February 11. 2005 "40f0~<6 WWWIIUGIIIOClli
Tony SL Clair and Andrew Harris are sure to entertain In
the MIiagro Theatre's latest production.
during 1hr pmdttcllon wht1hcr
bctaut.r or tccbn1cal problem~.
pn•p pmblcm~. c,r ,'k:lor m1>eur,,
SUII St Oa1r 3nd I l~rru h:mdle
1hc.c d1ffic11h1eo hcauufull) ~-
1uRlly llli1kmg lhc .rud,cncc fed
luck) 10 l1Jvc \\llncsstd the rm>r.
JS 1f the shO\, IS •11 the more fresh
bccau;e llf II
lnte~ ptrscd "11h actlllli ht,,•
hlf) or Mutc->mc ol II l'IUll\1•
jtNUS In Jn(llhcr "'•y-Tht Tnu
lftH~n of CPC<I .c,~a '" ,\k,1n1 I•
~ pl.iy th.,1 \\111 ~ppc.11 tu hrc,.1d
group~ of IJ:w,s & (lull stu
drnl<, mclud,ng 1h....-1n1r1.-stcd In twr)ihmg rm,n H1sp.,n1c S1ud-
1es 10 Soc:lt:>lng)' 10 an) ~It or Sl>­
tl,11 JU>II« Indeed. 11 rnny bt .in
lmpon.1111 pl;iy for mony >1ud~nu
\(l s.:c '" IIOd('Tstand 1hc unln•
tended ton,,.,qurnccs ol c,cn 111(
noblest purstuts The 1he:11re m.:iy
bt out ol I he normal Slompml\
ground of 1 C SluUcni. hu1 II 1,
Jw-1 on the other ,Ide uf tht n-.,r
ln,m tk1"n1""'" \l,k,, the udt
Jnd see thl• dehgh1ful p1ttdUt1t11n
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Fuller gets ''closer'' Education raises eyebrows
quit< ,un: lrom Lim
po,m ,,n who Is wh<>
und IS tom bct"cc"
the thr« ~nulg;11n.1•
IIC"I> ul the -.tO')' by Amanda Skinner
t<a1e f·ulkr 1"051 hos bttn
pltnting stnct the eighth grodr
o.hcn her first publl~ <ehool JO
t<.1<ht1 mu,·rd htr mto ruh.Ul<td
"' It 11,1,-c: Ille • IOI or .-,mfi­
drn« Fuller ..itd
N<1W a ><ntnr An nuj,>r \\1th a
(',Untm.g minor. Fuller hu., dt>nc
ut lor • hrok ,o,er. the Inside •n
oo • CD booklet Jnd ,n Syoerw~.
tht C.,nder SI udt<S Jou nu I ~-en
,,i hcr pt«ts Jrt cum,ntl)· on d1>•
pu) .11 the Spn<>nh:mlt l.ounge
in \\.ilnut Cn:,k. C..Uf, ,tnd jhe
b \11'1"1ng ,,n her piccrs r,,, th•
1t111<>r an show th.it wtll open
M.arth 30
For the scmor ,how, sh,, I•
p,tnllng on linen and u,cs gold
lt:ll for pJ!ti vi the ,-ompc,,,,uon
Iner, "111 Ix lom ptcccs, =h
hosed on old phou)jlraphs that
,1,., fount.I In nnuquc shops "I tlnnk that I ,n g,vtng these people
nl)' 00! form of QUCnUOO Ill •n."
Fuller s,ud "Yoo bcton1<: • l01
closer 1n them •
,1.,, for hc,r other tn1,n:,,is, Full­
er .ti.lo draw'>• «>nit, 'lnp, Btlly
the Egonunt:ic, • loosdy t,;,.c,d
,111 ll1lly Corg;,n ol the SlllJ.>h·
tng Pumpkms When sll< first
,amc to I.cwt:, 6:t Cbrk. "people
,n the ll<>o would a,mc up to me
and ~,y, 'Hey. you rt 1001 girl 1lw1
draws the com,ct The conuc.
•long With rullrr~ ncher JO. ,an
be, s.ecn ut "'"'" crookcd1cctl1 ricl
\\ 1tcn ,hc,s not dra\\1ng eom•
tcs or pJlnttng s11ull chlldrtn
In ,h;in-s. Fuller cnjl'l)"S sketch•
1ng her P'I mouse MOU>Cy ·1-i.,
~ me on Ill)' toe:. and I; fun
10 sketch, she sald As for her
fumre amb111011>. Fuller Sllllfll.
·1 would lo.-c 10 be a procucmg
anl5t 1 thmk rm off 10 a pretl)
good= 1 Ii(-tf\lC <'ngmal
-.to')• lgna<ws shon
SIOI)" • I he Visit
nnd the film ,-c:r­
sion ,kLlptcd h) [n.
nqw: lht lJngkd
JUXl3J>l><lll"n t>I
thc,,c thr« ph>tltncs
th"'"' ,1c"~rs off
their lccl
~co.,n(Yt:,'NN#~COW
Bad Education deals with many serious Issues while managing to
maintain a sense of non-depressing reality. Wlm 1> trul>
nm.cng about llu•
him b th,11 ncn
th(lugh II mckl,.
thr lurm1tl.ibk sub,
j«l> of mol=rton
.u,d drug addk11,,n,
n ,s. fund.1mcm,1lt)',
by Stephanie Beeehem
Pedro Almodo,'llr$ s11mp1uous
new film Bad Eduulllm1 ,s ~ m(WlC
th'1t htffllll>• drf1cs synopsis h
b a qumtcs.enu•I film no1r de•
rcptlon, d«1t 1dcnt11) ,nd 1nmc
ll lus bcrn h.tlkd <ntlc:lll)' as
Almnd<>,·.m. fini:si film to d,uc
Anyone who lus seen 1h11 he "·,II~ lntcn:stcd tn • !.hon
,tOT)' he h:is wrmen, cnmlcd Th,
\'ult The SlOT) ccmcrs •round
the bnys' dnldhood cxJl<ncncn
>t thc C.thollc school. ond tr:msi-
11011> ,mo r,mun •• the OO)'S cn1cr
11110 .tdulthnud f.m'lquc •i.rec,,
to ntllkc tltc stOT) Into J 1110,ic,
though lgn.1do <<'ntpl1ca1cs mar-• movlt «•nttrru:d with ld<ntlt)\
It b "'" dominated by th< <>ther
.,e,ght) IS><l<!S 11 touchc• Rather
11 t> :1bou1 ch~ru<tel5 wl1<, m•pirc.
destro). and pretend-.-.nd nun)'
of Alrnodo,,rs clwrn.tcrs nun­
>gt, ~II three l he ch,tr..KtCri ,,n:
hcl'O<"S und vtlWru .JI ut o,1<e,
and the h11e bttwern truth .md
1hc comp;,ratl\·tlr ,tm­
plc AU Ab(,,,r ~h \loihn The characters are heroes and fu:111.,n 1> cl•ngtl\lusl)
bluff)·, espcctall)' bc,;.1US('
Almudo-.Jr h.1> .itlnnttcd
th.II the ~OT) IS loo:,cl>
au11\h1ogruph,.-~1 or Tal.luo Hrr kno"s 1ha1
thb 1, Almodovar Ill .,
r;i~ new fonn
At tltt hcan or Ba.-f
F.dur~ll<'II ore two < hrld
hood lrtends. lgnncu, villans aJJ at once, and the line
becween truth and fiction is
dangerously blurry.
lGacl (,acb &nun .u,d lnnque
1Fdc Mart111<':l \\llll ou<nd
the '-lmc t...11hoh, school The
hcadm.ister at the ;chool. FJthcr
Mun<>ln (1>.un<I C.lmtnc= C...:hol
ts helplessly m lo,.-c: With tgna­
c,o, w~ ru,gchc sln1t1ng ,01ec
shrnes ,n uf the church choir
When lgn:,ao falls lor Ennque.
f-n1hcr Monolo has Ennque cx­
pdkd lrom the sdlool In r:ige and
je,iluu.sy tcrs when he lllSbts upon plJ)'tng
the ch.1mc1cr of L1h.1m, J dr.1g
qu,.,n "ho .tppc.,.rs Inn Liter p.tn
of the SCOJM In add111eon 10 the
m.,n) head1· rompkxiues
ol thts folnt ll I hot Ill • the c li.lss1t . I lJ5h Almo•
""°'OIY~~--­
Kate Fuller ('05) stands with one of her paintings In the
Flelds Center for the Visual Arts. Seventeen )Cltrs laler, a grown•
up lgnndo scc\cs out Enrique
now n film dlrtctor. m tlic hoptS 8111 .. ,mcthlng IS Jfoot fmm
the ,c,;ond lgn.tt:10 steps rmo
E11nquo olh<c Enrique d1~n,
rtcognttt the boy he, knew from
chlldhood tn this grown m;in He
slouhs around ond dlS('Q,-c:rs tlun
more thnn one person m.1y be dlf­
lcn:nt 1h,n thc,y oppt:tr And ll lS
hc,n, tlw Almodo,•.u-J; disJOlntcd
filming WQVCS together mOSI lnt­
pn:s:sh-c:1) The Judtcn« is never dO\Jnan Sl)'lc colorful. drn.c,
.uld lmJICl~bl) chorcograpl1C<i
Rem.ii hgll1, up th< from,. g,,·.
tng dll unbdlC\'llhl)' O\CUnl!
perform:111re .. J drag qucm. •
husdcrnnd a srrugglmg ,1':t'1r I le
abo nnglu ~ the houe5t tlung t111
two leg; tlut I ha,~ ,,-er sc:tn­
hc s perfectly C'.t:,t lor thts him
Dcm;il, 1ogc1hc"' 1th Almudo">r•
11L1Stcrlul din:ction onu tcchruqw:
mnkc. this the mosi n«CSSIT)' ,nd
-,iot film al the box office right
now I dcfimtcl) recommend 8oJ
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1he Pioneer Log, February 11. 2005 9 ----Sports----
tc Sailors make hea<iway at Viking Cup Race
by Kyle Eaton
1 he t.,v.,. & UMk S111hng
l\'Jm kt, krd ulJ 1hr ,pnng ..-.,.
""'" 1h1, "<ck<nd lh the \'1l<1n)l
Cup k.1m R.i.:c K;uen l..Cflm.ui
( 1l7) and K)lc 1-.il<'<I ('\)t,l Jo111t•d
l'ugc,1 :,ound llnivcrm, cip,a1n
lrll CJuse1 .,nd • loc-..1 P,mL,nd
l,J\Jor ln C<lltlptlt ln lhb l<Jm
r.;cc 1<,Pll• lhc c,cm -..i,, nM•
n,lkgi,1l(. blll 11lnl<>'>I .ill <ntn
1r,1m• t11< ludcd .11 lr--1>l nm nonh•
\\r'-lcm ,..,11,i:,: -.11lnr lc.-m Onlt'J,? on ,11unl•r ,md
wcren\ •bou11ogi,c upn.-.11)· the
.sct.11n,t tnnt around
\~uh a clrua sw.n ond h.11,
.m,rd p.ll.r> It.am Orn..-ga led l'SU
1111ht 1op m.1rk •nd 10\llldrd ,me.
'"" Down .. md l'S\J ,.olllr Anku
O1,..:n mll,,-d lnsldr the LC l,.,,11
and v.a, ,blr 10 n,und 111.: bottom
lllll1k 1ht':ld In ltglu v.,nd> team
Omci:, :11rul1!dcd 10 bn:,k free
•nd "·"' conde~d wnh the: b.rl
ILilf or 1hc lla1 In a r1tar phuto
fm..b the l'Sl' ,llot'l co111b1ncd
c.tmnl ., 2 } 5, edgmg out IC.Im
O,ncg.i, I -I b TcJn, r-...:1ng 1, a ,Jl(('thc >.111-
lng c,,:nl rarely ""'" (lU~1dc .. r
college s.11hng h O\Jllchcs three
boats from n~ 101m ag.1mS1 1hrc•
oo.m fiom .,noth<r The obJ«
ll\'C ,,r 1h1· m,, ... b lO ruush \\1lh
lit<: bot uHrall c,_,mbtnal.lon uf
team pl.1<.tmtnl The team wllh
1kt lov.tst <ombmcd ,core win<
llir 111cc Im-raring rules of s:111-
lng .trc adju.-.u:d In 1carn rnctng 1<>
11llow fnr 1.-.m nirmbcrs 10 help
r,,ch 01hcr c,u1 MO\-cs such JS •
'p:iss-b:iclc or 'm:irlc 1rap' Jn, u;ed
m a way s,m,lar 10 a <crecn !n bas­
kc1b.11I The wuub ~unllnuc:d to dmp
1hmughll\1t 1he "f1tm00<1 "nd the
n,g.111~ "» called h.'1 •n end ,ti 2
}Opm much to T,..,m Ome&is
d1s:1ppo1mmc111 n,.. IOl<IIIICIR
'":l!i 10 ;allo" for ~ S<?cund round
robin bclurc spltmng 1h, 1op four
tams ,nto ~ lXSI of 1hrcc ror first
•nd 5<!tond, llS wdl ns third .uid
rounh Tc:un Omr~ pllll:<'d sec­
ond ll\·cr •11 wi1h 3 n,conl of 6-0.
2-1 "'°10~1ffl<,-­
The Pirates of Palatlno HIii iast season had fun and gal nod a lot of experience which will
help prepare them for the Jeff Mixdorf Memorial Regatta this season.
Th.: LC $.lllors hl1c • bu,y
schedule 1his saS<ln ""h ,n-.,r
s,x rtg.im,s .chcdulcd Compe1-
,ng ag.t111Sl 1cams from across 1hc
Nonh\\rsl. including UO. WWU.
\\'SU .,ml U\V, 1hc LC s.nloi,, tcam e-m.,11 .:slltng@ldark cdu
<1r ched, 1htm 001 onltnc at
wwv. ldarlc rdu../S.llllng On •
personal llOIC Mlch.~I C,mlum
('05) remarks. "The whng team
h.u b«n building up <team Lhc
p.bl 1hrtt )'«'>rs. •nd thl5 )'elr, l'hc, LC ~tlor.. jOI~ T\'lm
Omega .ind v.cr< undcfe.ued .ifl,r
<u. racts on S,mntla>· Th< tltt1
".a ,plt1 lnll> 1v.o dlvt­
"Sailing: Ain't no mascurbacing perverts in our
clubhouse, just pure wind-powered cccasy." SlQn, for ~unduyl. rn<1ng.
oll<"",1ng Tc.11n 0111eg;,
m g<> he.id-to-head v.11h
1hc mp four 1«.1nLS Af
1cr ddc.11m1t the l'nl\'tl'SII)' of
C1rrv,,1n Th.1,ks and , 14.x:.tl_ tc;im
n.unt'<l 2• F11n0-.,i,,. Tram On1eeg;,
-.-.,n110 the ,.·.ucr J!l,110.,I lhe ~l.
1e1m. Joined b> PSU «'-l<b Ken;
p.,., ,., c1>mpk1< n>und ,,n..-c,I
1hr cllllJJ1p11•11,h1p Th( PS\J ICJm
p~nicd the Ll~-,.1 ,h.1llcni;te to h<'~ 10 conunuc their momen•
1111n fr,,m 1hc fall and ,I""' 1hr
Northw..i • romptumt 1c.,111
ih< 1r.1m IS sull cxp.1nd,ng and
open.. Its mtmhrrsh1p ,., all LC
'>ludCntS faptricrn;-.: Is"'" ll(<'CS-
511') anly • lllllr dedlrnllun for
m<>rt mfurm.iuon "" J11tn111g 1h, \l.1lh 50hd organ!Llnon ~nd >(lmr
trul) cxpencnccd and dcdlrntrd
s,J1IOB. II h.1> poncual 10 dc•p:.nts
1he compeunon lie abo s.>)"i,
'Thc:n:~ nothing quuc hkc 1hr
Jdrt101hnr n<>h 1ha1 comrs Imm
w.:klng omo the fiiul kg of ~
rou• In s..reamtng lO k1101 winds.
i "CttO C,O;ITU'TCF a.AH "I *
The LC Salling Team at Cascade Locks over fall break. The sailing team is looking for­
ward to an exciting season with somo new talent and the opportunity to compete mul•
tlple times. Their numbers are spare.a but they are currently looking for more members.
RECENT SCORES
MEN"S BASKETBALL
vs. PSll L: 8 .. -71
1 O Lhe Ptonccr Log, February 11, 2005 WOME 'S BASKETBALL
vs. PSU l.;72-53 with " dozen boots on your uJI.
knowing 1h.u 1hl$ ts It. you m.-.ke
11 :11.-ross 1hc hnc or you·rc done
for·
Cmlwn~ best inic reiallon could ~ be sumniro up In a
bumptr :111cker appro;,.:h "Sail•
Ing, Ain·1 no nusturbaung ptr·
,·ens in ou1 rlubhouSt. JUSI putt
wind-powcrtd tdils)· •
Athlete Profile:
Thomas Tillery
Interview by Abt Kulfman
•
SpoM •nd position Ba.,kl'I·
b.tll polm KU,1rd
lllgh ~hool.
Oe1i,,.,u Pol) 1<-chntc
Suptcs1111011, and/or 1rad1•
tll"ru. No
r norilr mil.sic lbp ,,IICI
11&11
If rou could meet ·'">' fJ•
mou• b~kc1ball plarcr.
"'h" would wu meet .md
whyl ·Sh,tt111lllt O 7':r•I
b,, -.u><! h.-~ sh.iq.J.idd)
M~• mcfflOl'llblc upcri•
cnc,c playlnJI ba51cc1b,all.
Ounng • btgh-1nirru11y
pmc .ig,1ns1 our m-.ls
wlllt p.1dctd sund.,. Thomas _o .. .......__
sullc,rd ., h,-.,J lnJUf}' 1 h<
,_h i.,ld hirn le> fil.a)' ••I)·
..-~, ~nd hr did
\\1"u do ,ou do In ~our free
lime "hen vuu are NOT
plavlng ha,kctb.,111 Slttp,
homC\\<1r~ ...,,nc:llmc wh..u
1 I• d,, I ,lo? Jh.,1 ~bau1 h •
If )OU conld ""'" 1hn·•
\\I-he~ ""•l "uuld you
"l,h nml "h) I f ,m( for
11111< nd \ fncnd <>ll<1s
1hc lggnlll'n "r "rtcmal
ho1ppm.:s.,, b111 Thouu, 1c
t•hcs. :-.o 1h,i~ srnp1d 1h<,
tlurd o,~ h>< t,, bt fwu1>
Whr do VOii do b.bke11MII?
I lo,-c ,,,.. i;1nu: I l,,,c ""'
g;11nc br.:•uk hc,..11,.-.:, I
like n. 11\ lun, ll cnmprll·
Uvc: ----Sports-'-------
Face shots in Colorado, core shots at Mt. Hood
by Ethan Stone
Thn-t R«: cr.i:y pcoplt .U lhi>
,d,ool, and I ~m one of them
I'm f1-0I talking 3h<>u1 1hc be­
nign lruucakes that p.1r.ldc aoou1
e;impus m cbyglDW. or 1hc onl!S
1h.11 muurr ,..,htmcmly 10 them•
,ch~ In 1h, library Nu, 1ht m
dt11dlLl.b I dNttbc .itt po,.,,css,,d
"'"h ,·1e1nus. .,..11.Jnirucuvr
irnd~ b.,1h rhi -.tatll) ~nd
n,mi..al They .,re oh,e.sh·c-u>m
pul.M,'C, attcnlll>n.Jtl1C1<111 nud­
pt(l!>lr """ ludc or no reg.ml Im
\llhcr, .ind r,cn le» for them•
win, ..
lhc) \\111 p.1,e fC'\..,rishly !.I.iring ,.,.gucly on 1n10 1hc mb1
beyond tht lb&1>1>lc They .,.,II
h,mg OUI bi•lund Ire rinks 10 .iral
the Zumbi11111 glcamng.,, ,ho\'el-
1ng for hou~ m order 10 break
hmbs and 1rar hg.inu:n15 sliding
on Ions picas of mc1al. pl'ISl1C
,ir wood. The)· will spend then
s=•'Y mnnC)• on llfl lltkci. or
<qlllpmcnt, lllld wtll ..:11 their
.outs for • rtd~ IO the m"uma1n
\',,'h.-n <00" foll, 1hcy will lm­
mt'dtmrly Jbandnn on)· ~ml all
,lbhg.111.in.,. mdudtng <Li,,o,
«-.n,,·ns, <<>U'™>IP> ond ,oun
d3t<>. dr..-.ppc,ring <lrly m 1he
morning Jnd rctuminJ,:. 1hc-1r od
dic11ons ttmpor:inl)' sated, l••c
They are pagans, worshipping mounrains
and the snow god Ullr, co whom they have
been know to sacrifice old skis and cases
and cases upon cases of Pabst.
ind rt$1l<">Sly ,r 1hc trmpcr.uurc
drops. ond ti It w11rms og;un they
\1111 curs,, prohfic:.111)·. s1.1c,11mb-
1ng u, sudden ond r t1'qUWI (llS or
"!If 1 he)· m.11• be ""'" >tundmg
trJns/igurrJ ,in the pJth lend­
'"~ -""'" 11,,, C>IJlt l)Jnlt!n<, m the C\cmngs rhcy arc p.1g;111.s,
"or.;h,ppmg mountJms llJld 1hr
snow god Ullr, 10 whom 1ht)' hJ\'t
bttn lmov.'n 10 sacnficr old slm
and <-U(l<ln ru.o of Pabst
Th.,,.-,,.,,,,,,, .,,.. fu• ·rnx cr.t:J,
•n<l \\t ,hnuld all 1h,nk C,<>d 1h•1
#1 Fan Profile:
Aron Phillips
Interview by Becky Jones
Major: ln1cm,1t1,mJIAlb1rs,
fn"ttiochk"S mu1r;.,1
When did y11u r,r,t r<JI•
l:e you wrrt ,n lo, c ,.. ilh
spans? Ap11I J. l\l85
Wbat ,pons did y<lu grow
up pl•ttngl a, k<'lt-~U. f,..".
boll «.rt hut I • •) .,,d ,ll
hr.!bJII 111d _,...r)•
Whii11, )OUT f,norhc sport•
Ing r,rnl 1111hr yrar •ncl
"'by? \l.ird1 M,tJnc,, II.lb):'
BtsaUS< I 111 ~ .u,k,i !or J Cm•
drrrll, <to') •
What •~ your f.-or11e 1<1
IIIMlhl ·c,, I otl )'OUI ~ .. •c, n,I
,,.,u·n hlo11. in,; the ,;.,me 01
llou >'°"' .. 11c kncr,. you re
"-. h,i.,1n~ \1., •
Win doo'1 tOU plA) spor15
\'IIIU'Klf ifvuu I°'-.: 1hcm
~much.huh? '\\,-n I do
hut (,,d bl.-.... d in. -'lllllht
athl, 11.: ~hlhl} ul a i,hon J""
bh while ~u, hum \"cnnonl,
... 1t11 ""' 1h~ \ldchl .,_, I $1,ck
"' <1<,m11u1111s 1h< 6-ln..,i ••ul
un kr lntlill11Urnl 1t:l►,1•
Wha IS )'llUf .,ll,11mc u,omr
11hlt1< and -.hi·f ''°'' Ro1
crt J11 ' .au 11 11\trilg,,td 2
inpk-<luubl ~~.,,_-,~......_~,.
\\'h<, I~ )Our ,lll•ume ra,onh
,uhchr at LC aad why? \,,u
goit• Im, dw R10,m m ., rn.in
olltwword,
Ito" do vou stav in ~uth (tint
,h,,pd \\tll I work out ,,n
st ,nth Im ,urpn.-w )OU IL'"""'
'""" ,nir an tl~ ~r1ghu~,n1,. •
I~ the heard hcrr 1u ,,a, 1
\\di ,I I ,tu, ti 11. 1ht rnom
1ny II t,,,. I b) 110<,n
Wh.11 ilrc ) au gomg in do
,.,hen )'OU itrow upl Im .:<11ng
1,, chan~, the worl,1
Do ~llu 1l11nl. ubau1 an) thrnlJ
he,idcs sport,? If '-0, wh.11 cl-.<
ln1trn1~ \<tUI \c hu1 ""h
1h. l,c d .;u,J,, 5) m;~ '""
«•mini: \I)', I b(-11rr oot SI)
\\ h,i arc <omc nf your prtdl<'·
"""s for the a1hlt1lc ,..-.,n,
tin, !'<tao;.1n? ,, r!, 1 ,. R.1bbi
~ln,\',\I.._ f,,r 1'.'\VC • m,11111.m
oltht)""" Ml Hood Mt'llduws
h.1S re-011eru:d and
(U>l 111 llmt• A -...~k
,n(_u~ "1thuu1 ~ow
c.ould \\CII h.1\'C
pushed u, all "'·c,
1hcrogc.
II s bctn • rougl,
\\tnlCJ tn tht
Nonhwcs1 NcM
.. r ~•1>•-,-rolS<)n
dumps fr<111l uli­
foml• 10 u•l<>md"
kit \b dre,,nung
,,I [()Uni I= kc, ,,r
ln$h coming om
\\"J}' snow hc-aps
und mound, ol n
llu1 Moth<:.t Na1urt
~Cl'.IJlfTIS"(t/1 lrMffiCI:
robbed -~ll "= The tonging for ML Hood after a dry spell ls finally satisfied this week. Ht>(>(! Mt".,uv\\'S, Inc
«IC51111llllt>II .. r chol<.< (Ort ~hoo. lhAn ra.:c !,hot!, rt.,nru:d lhty rt bnth ht,dlng
far me>sl 1.1,wt; 6: Oo1rl< ,klc~. N"" I shall ~ r.unbhng. up 1omorm", ,1nd 11 >"" ha,Tn,
W1b ~ncn lnlu Oe,cmbcr •nd ~nd tell you 1hc lnfornuunn thal s11tncd up alreJdy, you m~, be ou1
.1,11rnlly hod "' .Jiu, down mid• you w.1n110 know Thr b, .. ,o Mt "r luck-1ud11mg lrom the srnm:d
se:i,on-• reson ownc:r~ \\Or..l Hood Me11dows co-sponsorro nlll,.,.,, plc.,J1ng rur n,k, on 1hc
mgh1m31T-<1r1cr m<>S1 of 1hr by 1hc LC Skl/S11<1wboard dub LCSC 11.,l!ICI' <
snowpack "as cr.idicJtcd by ram I C'iC) Jnd tl1e !.kl ,md SO<>" Nliw. 11u11 «:2d1ng lx> ,kt
\..J,1 ",ekcnd Me.1do.-s r<<>pcn«I btxird d,iss has bc,:n ,.mccll<d
the kit std< of 1hr m<'untaln ~fttr (tht clll$S ha. bcm can.:cllcd .,.
1Nelg<r sn<>wl.ill> 1~,d rrpl;u.<d .,.,II). But don, rm• rhc rluh .. 111
some uf 1hc It~. but unul the btg bc opcr.ulng 1L~ own ~hunlt .and
,me· -.~nr~. thcre11 bc ;1 l,,1 molT uilkgc 0111dtx1B ~bo ha:. J ndr
LC's young blood
by Zach Mann
What du )'OU do" h,:n )'-'U win
l(l <>I )l'ltlr hl'II II g.i11U"< dunng
3 ~re.tk wh,,n) oo l<>S,cd J n<>-hll­
trr. 1h1t'\' lQ >1mtgh1 "°'n,le.... In•
mng,. ,md h.,,I i rerl«t 11-0 ,1.1n1
\\di,>"" pmb.lhl) "ouldn't fJ)
lo,, H ul )VUr next 27 g;,m,'S
A msr dear rchru..11y day
cm me.&n only two thmg.,. 011.:.
) ou Jr< m S.1111hem C-.:1hfom1J
llr l\\d, .Ill .t.bcrr.Ul(IJI J.fttr h)
.,. .. .1;s 111 mdk.,, nun 1n the l':l­
cific N1>nhw<>1 Ci1hc1 \\J) the
d1.1n~ or _,,., mJ"•~ 1h.>1
b;&:;eball hos fnllllly con1< lt.tck 1n
r~1o111nc Hill
1 he Le,-., & Clark ha-.:b.111
1c;i.111 codured •n 1mprob.lblc
swn 10 their 20(),! c.1mp<1tgn An
t\'<:O man, unbch,-·•bl.- finish ltlt
ltlJn)· fun, .inJ plll)"'ts wuh a «>ur
~tole In their mt>ulhs Dav< llcrl'}
('06) b our ol three upptrc'-•
men Ptas"hoKffll!ln Mc brlt"'•~
IMI tins )Clrs lr.Utl h~, rel<1.tdcd
\\1th )'t>UrtA talem • Jnd .,.,II n<'\'Ct
•~m t~nen« 1hr ktnJ ,,( pro­
longed losmg .itt•k they I.iced
Lls1 st:i,on
Th.II wtll n.,,cr luppc,n J!!,)IR
New,,· .satd a dcfwm ll<'.rry ·1n1s =• I< ,Ill about ~mng :uttl
rna1111•m1n;: 111<,1l1C'n1Urn, .,ml I
un i:u•r:intt( )OU 1ha1 I 'l"'••k
li•r the cnurr tam indudtng 1hr
""'"he~. "hm I Y) th.ii "' wtll
nc\.t·r all"" ,he l1r-= to oc,ur
hkc the) dtd 111>1 y,Jr
&rt) txphum'd 111.11 1h1, 1<0m
"111 n!>4 only br abl< '" ~n w1n­
nmg 5,lr..:~•l..s~ hlll .tlso hrc..ak ln!illlg
on~ \\ilh 1ti., help t>I ~ rc1< .. ,lcd
hullp,:n Pmhrr.i hvm I.~~ sea­
'"" 111.:ludc >1.1ncr. Sct>II Bmwn
( ii') md C.inrr,~n« Hl'ltt,111hlr
\kn11on Fnc \ol,inmn,111 (07)
Including 1ranstcrs ~nd lreJ,mrn
I 1.. wtll h.1,'( "'"' ,,J th<"1r dtt•p<">t bullpen. m rc.:,rn yG'lrl
·s.,mc1hm1,t 1h.11 \\t tu-,
g.s1nrd lhl!I ><"""'II IS • lot "'""
depth UI pltchlnj( P11ch1ng b
Jbou, n, lmf'('nJIII .,, II gri, '"
h.t...,hall lnd l.i,t )Car "' \\'Cf'C
J,11k1rd ,1nu.11ly e, CT) g;imc;
'-I Id lie 11)
C...,od r11..;h1ng. "'h<I dclc=.
•nd dutch ht111n1t "'II b.1.>acJII)
u«1dc lhc 11"'><1 ICJnlS fmtn the
b.uJ m..s Sohil p11th11111 <-lnllt>I
'"" g,tnle> h) IL',tlf i\ <Jp.1blc
,lclrnsc: Jnd 311 cln.1<111 ,>llm.se
CJR nlitn heir pllcl!&'n. """ lndT
tonfidt:>ttc
Bq.m WJll(1 ('08) ~nd Chns
f.slrell• t OIi) both 111:,hmtn
c,1tchers. hnng c,lfen.i,.., rlc­
menl$ that "ere not ><m much
I.hi )'<Jr
"lht)' will g1,c us mud,
nttded flC\"'Cr: 1hry <Jn hu 1hc
deep b.111 ,md dnve the gap-..
,.,n-..lh1ng "• rr.,11) miSl!cd l.l!ol
,CilS(tll." >Jld Bell)
lo cnm.-m .., lt<>hmon and
h.i,-c the opp,,nunrr) tu ""
SII\Jllhcm, pbymg umc wkc:s •
,pcoal .11blc1e Dell) h.ls btttt
tn1pr&.cd "llh ,-h,11 hr h,-.. !<-en
lhll> Lu from the unt!rm
·o.:J,mttly wnh ,h_ gu)>
1hty h.,,c J IUI or Jcdica11on. 11\q·
,l,.,... up Nrl)· ,mJ de> the t~IN
,1111T llolh w.,llo .ind Eolrtll.1
1rndcr..1and 1hJ1 ,., be wccc,..Jul
JI 1h1~ INcl, )<'U lu,e 10 do more
1h•n wh.11 "JUM nrc=I'}'.° t••
p1J111cd Bcm·
Tm,d,ng 10 b~ ,\n~J..., ror
tbt or<runi. sen<> of 1hr )cir, th,·
p..,.. "'" ,nergi:.:cl ,., piJ) -.,me
bod)· .-r1hcr 1hJn c,ith ,~her
\\'r """ brcn pr.1ct1,tnl( "'
turd Jntl .,,ul-,ng 1,<1 lurtl tlu1 "'
•re tXdt,-d '" fin.111) rl•) :1c>mc­
,,oc <>1hrr th.tn oursthu ~nd
hllpclttlly beu 1hm hr.id, 1n."
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