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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 69, Number 13

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

2005-02-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

"J'ai une grcnouiUe ~i o~n~e~e~r~O~dans mon bidet!""
Lewis & Clark Co11ege's Student-Run Newspaper
A vision realized: student
co-op plans grand opening
After months of hard
work and setbacks, LC's
~ewest student space is
almost ready for business
by Lizzy Acker
On Fndly. Feb 11, 1hc nc"­
>1udcm-ru11 Lcwu lit Clark C.-,,n
munn)· lr:idc Co-op wtll open 11<
d,,.,rs. In IO\,cr T•m=k Mcm•
bcrs of lhc LC cnmmunu> wtll
lu,t> 1hc oppnnw1l1~ h> galhcr
In 1hc ntWI) dccur.11cu <p ... r,
dnnk fair 1rndc, organ!< 1ca, c.11
!.&tr tr:idr urg.1111c food •ml h!,lcn
111 hw mu.<1;;. JU while c,pcn­
cnc1ng 1hc S1udcn1 on lh•• \\111
dc,-ora1c 1hr wolls.
Co-op members how been
h3rd a1 w"rk. rdurb1,h111g 1hr
former d.issroom brlow Tam­
;m.:k> m.111 lounge >IDLt 1he
Sp;l<:t' "JS lll1x.lli'd 10 the group
hue I.ISi semtstcr The w.dls arc
rrrshly p.untcd • kitchen ts 1ak­
mg slwpc •nd funk) l•mps pri.>-mle n:nd1ng hl!hl lut st'\et11I 001•
m"d bui comforuiblc t<>Ulhe,,
Thrmtd cullagcs o( nlllg3!1Dt
page, and olJ homework surf,.:<
1hc ••hi<$ •nd 1he ,.1h1ric1S ,pon
old ricw-.plp,,rs
!he Cc>-<1p. "'ht,h began as J
group or Mudcms dedic-:tlrd to
ideas of su.'4.11n1b,luy •nd com­
mun111·. "'111 hnall)' see us col­
l«uve d"'•m uf ,m mdcpcndcm
on-<.-arnpu< 11>•lhcnng plo.:e ,..,.,.
i:td when 1hey open the spJc.-10
Lhc p11l:>lic t1tltl w«k One er 11,,
founding member. or 1hc Co-<1p.
fr.aur wmcr ('ll71. ,.,,d II Wll>
1he tc:illly <11 g)nb:11 1r.1dc mixed
"'"h 1hc cre.11M1y .1nd l.1ek of
ou1lc1> n1 LC 1h.11 m.idc lum w:nu
10 ~h,h :i s11>1Jmablc siutlcm
run couptr.imt>
·This 1rle:1 hc~n 10 111m mto
• r,·.1hl) .tftrr mccun~ .. ,lh the
Tcmplcu>n Rcn,>\Jllon Commll•
1cc ,., dtlc:Uss 1hc Communuy
Trndc Co-op~ poicnttJI tm-oh-c­
nicm 111 1h.-1t plnnl-. Lanter sard -
.-.cli01t~l1QIII:
As If they weren't already unhappy campers ...
SEED office soiled
by Seka Feathers
Th,· rnt•tnhtr< t>I SEEO ;pent
\lt1ncily 3f1cmu,m cleaning 1hc1r
nffitt JfL'1 ,1 -..«knd n<11 b} J
mr>1crl1~ >1I.mgcr mull,'<! In
und.ilbm ~nd 1hd1
h beg.in "hen SFCD prc:st·
dcm 6nJn Cnckson('()(,l walked
mto 1hc ofl,cc .,round lJ 20am
oo S.uurdai. JJn JO. ltl drscover
3 ~lf"1nl\<' ltWII trlJ.>lllfb.11111~
"" 1hc <<>urh, hts plm~ duwn
JMmd hlb knee• l'.n<~"'" >Jlll
hr ""' ,., ,urpn,,.-d he Ju>t left
1hc nffi,t. "'11l1t1<11 1<p.1.-Un1t 1hc
1n,ulcn1 :-,;., <>llt d1c ~uurd II
1hc re.st of 111< w«kcncl ,._, 1hc 1dtOIII)' or the 11\1\n, ·"' wdl M
whrrr he ma1· ha\t gunr 1s Slill
unknown
On Moncuy murnmg. SEED
member Rob Hopkin1en('05)
01me 111111 1hc: um~ •nd 1mmc­
dilltd)' n01kcd ,1 pctuh,rr micll
In the .llr • smell 1hat lingered
sc,•cr:,l d~)'S ,r,cr lhc office .....
SEE "SEED SOIi.ED.· PAGE 2
NEWS
w The best Cnme C -Beat yeti Toolhpaste
V) adornment and a z -dnve-by polato•tng.
PAGE2 "ihc rc:n0>·:mon comn1111tt w~
,cry enrot,ra~mg. and I was Jblc
10 m11y cn<:>uJ<h >Uppon 10 form•
ck<.cn1ly med '>ludcru org;inlLl-
11<>11
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1mponJnt pl,1Cc tn luiurt Tcmplc-
1011 plan, •rid 11 hopes 10 s1•y
1hcrc: h ts f<>r this rtason 1hc
group rkndcd "' op<n o le>I J>I•
101 sur 111 Tomar;,,;k An.wdmg
10 1hc )Ullupli h1er:i1un" ·we f~I
WI ii l< n<c:ts,S;lt\ 10 51~11 lhc ICM
pilot :is ""°" .i, ))<.>sslhk If we = g<11ng 10 be 1he cornc~une of
1h, IIC\\ Tcrnplt1t1n •,wdw1 grn11p
,p.i..c ,,,., ~ 10 lu,c J fully op­
,..,.unn.11 func:ucm:il >1J>Wl11Jhle.
co-op 1,, c<'nunuc on We ,,bo
need Ill luvc b111h • l<g111m .. Lr
rc:puuuon •nd rcspc<t wnl, 1he
>1udcm bod), f:icul1)'. And :idmm•
LS1m11on. wuh • usU:11 "°" of cus­
torncrs and 1,;onsumcrs.
Wl1h thrs In mind, th,· Co-op
"111 begin <>ptrllk>n m rmd-fcb­
SEE "OPEHlllG.' Pil.GE 3 ftl0'1>.,tnw.~
Members of the student cooperali\/e put the finishing touches
on the organization's newly allocated space In ~r Tamarack
In preparation for the Friday, Feb. 11 grand opening.
ASLC plans new student Congress
by Seka Feathers
Chang, b in 1h• arr for ASLC,
with >"'tl'f1111& clsmgrs In 1hc
council's hyl•", Jtt,1gn,:d 1n
,ur,;itnltrk the org,u11:..,11t,n ol
,111dcm ;>e11\1t1c-s ~nd cncour;,gc
murt ,tudcnl m,oh-emcnt m
go,.-rnmcn1
111< pr..,po,cd chnngrs -..,re
pr=nrcd ,II .in opc,n r .. rum
\\'cdn,'Sd.l)·. ~cb 1. 1 lw htghhwu
of 111.-,hang,.:,.'" 1he c-s1.i,h,hmcm
uf 111<' Cc111grcM ,,r ColumhlJ. J
>1utlcnt •dmtn1<1ro1• <.11d hr l1.1d ~UAAO'l'<i a "" rr-, ,,r 1hr b)'lo-.., "' 1u.s1 ~cJr s ASLC
E\C.Ull\t Cow1dl .\S <(lnl<lhlng
1h.1L .ithcr ,.;h,~•I, ,ht.I 1>11111cgu­
l.,r h-,i,.is The n>mpltc.itcd pro•
l~ .. ~·• .. b) I.a""~ COll\'t'llliOO W:\)
dt1")·cd unul 1h1> }<Jr tn order
to lll'< 1hc mJllrr 1hc llmc Jnd
.111,nuc,11 u Jc,cr,cd
J;unesA1km C06), wlm 5<:"cd
"" Exccull\'C C:.ounol I.bl ii::ir
~' V1re-rr.,gdcn1 of 1lud~<1 ~nd
finaru.,. ""-' behtod Uk p1L,h 10
~1punt 1hr c<ln><nlion un\11 11nn m c:impus hit
·1 1hmk 1hc b)·l.l"~ ,h.,n~
gn .t l<1n1t w•y 1,,wurtl >1rca111lm•
mg ~udcnt ~O\cmmmt .tnd ,, ..
p.u11!tng o<,c<s ,., th, >1u,knt.s,'
he S,,Jid Nu lunger "Ill sau,km
i!''"'m~nt I'll' ""' llf !>)'"' w uh
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He,,"'' ,r "Wi:lfTIC b.:sUcs rrtnaln
'unn,,ohcd. such a< hO\\ 501'A
conunmca I r,d11ronall) ,ullcd
\\llh "'IURl<"l"f'l w,11 he absomc:d
1111,, an dcc1td b"d)·
• t ""' ""' qu11~ s.nr,f..-d wuh
II\'<' !'lid) 1 "mhrrung
the run<tl<lll> "' ~IU·
denis Org;imicJ Far
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ORCA. •nd 1h, Ill·
Jeni ttpl\:SCntJII\C
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Ex«um.- Cuw,ul If "I chink the bylaws changes go U." 1,.1,d SOI,\ Due,,
hll 1.,h.u;:ll Slunfi
('\lS\ • ~rd • 14'1
of hulr< 1h.11 r,rcd tn
bcf,lkd a long way coward streamlining
srudenr governn1ent and expand­
ing access co the srudenrs." ~lt.,nfi ;.,1d her
m.1111 <onccm, or1g1
ru11ed wrth h1·1 •wlr.
who \\rrr oprrrh<n•
!il\'C .lbout ,he tr.m+-1• 1hc b) l,1\\ d1Jlll{L" .m,
f'-'->le,1 rcprcscm••
IIVCS Ill 1hr c,,ngrc:» will be, th ..
,en c:-.ach r~n -..11h re,.pc,rlslh1l111~
rndudmg org;m~ng c<1n,c1b,
co111r,,e1ing umpus--" rdc •prllk•
crs and wnung rrs<1luuc111> un
bch.ilf ur :,1udcms rcprdmg so·
cL11 •nd pohue1l 1SS=
I Jpp!Jud ltlic commllll'<!I)
JIIClllpl 10 ktntl or bnng LO!\"thtr
1he Jlll\"illes on campU$ Jnd h.1-.
,,..,rybc1<h in 1hc know. s.,1d
<;tudcm Actl\1IICS Oir«1<1r Rnb­
hle Fung .,r Ilic pTO(CS.S Fung
FORUM
There's a troll on page
5 Whal more do you
need to know?
PAGES -Landon Mascarenaz
1h1S )CJr ·\\'hrn y,,u·rc luokmg
,II 1hc,c k111<1> ,,r d1.1nges. )UU re
1,-,..,kmg JI 1hin~ th.II will bt In
pl.1ec fiv, >IX, SC\1'n )'car,. tn the
fumrc: hc .. 1d ·r.1.1ng UIIC •~-
1111 )·c.,r '" lcx>I< at 1hrngs 1h.11 nre
gci1ng 10 be m plJcc for • long
umc ,s l10I unrc:ason.1bl,
Currcm ASLC Prc:s,dc111
L.tnd<111 Mnscamnc: ( 05) ,,..
p~ <'plhn1>m Lh.ll 11>< Coo­
grc:ss or C.ohrmbl.1 .,nd 1he 01hrr
clung,i< will he J \\Ckt>1nr .Idell-
FEATURES
Want to uy oul for the
Vegma Monologues?
Sony, you're too lale
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.u,(I n1ctnbers and 1licir ct1n•
ccmcd Pl:xtu1 whJt luppcns m
1hm p<>SIIIOI\S 1f LhlS p,isse,,.
Other concerns r315ed ;11 au
upcn forum held rhurscL.t). J•n
20 rndudcd rc:pn-5('0101w, dis•
1nbutioo. lhc rolr of Mudcnt
gn•ups 1n '™" nc\\ org.mi:atJun.
SEE "81'\All'S." PAGE 2
SPORTS
"The Rabbi• of LC
baskelball gets his
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-~ .. ~ So"W tl!IIM.i jlllr\f ,r,.;no ,o • HUJID, Inventing America hangs on
by Elizabeth Miller
D1s.:ussums on how 11> re--m­
,-em lnvcn11ni; Amcnc:i \1111 ton•
unuc for Jn.>ther yc-.tr u 1hc pl•n.\
for rr<1sion cxpnnd to 1odudc llt<
elght<rctlll lt11t11Ulh>rul Sludl~
rtq111rcmtn1s ln,cnllng Aml'nt.1
Jnd 1hc t\1/0 C<ntl'lel 1n 1m~m3
unrul >tudy "en: ,-,~hllshcd
cogeth~r .b gmduo1111n require•
mcnts ·1n cng.,g,: clTccu,-el> the
trudnlon.. ,3luc:,. and dc,·dop•
mcms of 1h1> ~mmtl)· :ind ol
other cultures. and to c:xplorc lite
1n1cr.1tt1un. t,,1,-,-en th<-two, oc
cording 10 the pfflll,ltn's webPJ&<
Ahcnni; cht ma1cnal <O\ <1'd In
ln"cnuni: Amrna& could lmp.xc
che lntcrnau,,11.11 Stu.II~ n:qu1rc-
1m:111, .i. faculty Y.vrl< 10 111Jm1a1n
the b.illm« or loc.u ,nd 1n1rmB•
tlon~I aucnuon
The tm·muni; Amcnt:.t pro•
gmm ,-;is CStobhshcd m 19'15
10 pro,,dc studrnts ,-,1h • com­
mon c.xp,ncna: as u founcLmon
for runhcr 31:.tdcmtc >IUd)', und,
m,,11' pant<;ululy. h> ptcp:irc stu­
dcnLS studying Jbrood to .cn-t as
lnfonned respundem, In tmm,, tu11olllll dd,atcs. The course
w'JS l~ly model«! '"' the Cort'
Cum,-ulum pru11r•m al Colum
h10 lJni\'ersll), 111<-.dm.1 11131cr
of former LC pttSldcnt Mlchad
\loonr). S111<t 199S. th< syl•
Libu, h,c-m11a1ncd ~m13ll)
,,,.. same. ,.,th 70 pcn;cnt of tht·
cool'5c 111.11crul omcd <1,·cr fmm
11n, yc.1r ta then,,.,
The program w;,; dcs,gncd
wnh 1hc 1men11nn thw irnu~
farulty members would be tc•ch­
mg the coul'S<", but o,·cr 1hc )'t'.trs
the rt,pnr1s1blJJ1) It.is rr,'<luentl)
bctn lurctl with ~dJuttc1 .md
, 1.<111ng profc=rs Sul>slJn11.1I
th.tngt> 11> the (:t(ulty. Uk l11d1ng
the 1ruugur,11hm c>( a t\CW prtst­
dcnt of th< tollegc have oc,-umd
since the pmg,um\; beginning.
,,nd as Llcuhy are <xpccted 10
wke romrol of 1hc pmgmrn. nc"
f"'es ne«s;;inly ICll.d co n.,w rcvt•
51ons
A wk f.orcc hll> mn \\Olk·
mg on m·151ng lnwnong Amcr­
lc.1 SIIKC last February r JCllh)'
mcmhcrs art mccung 11111nthly co
""rk ccw.ard g,-nemung concrttc
propo:,ob for J m1scd program, buc at the mo=t con,-.:rsat101u
~re ·100 11111d 111 be <>pen 10 du:
publlc .ia:onUng 10 Angie Mc­
Ginnis. Adm,nl>U"JU\'C CoortJ,.
1u1or ~llG1nn1s ancJcip:lltS lhllt
propo,,.,l< ,-tll be up !01 dis.u:.­
'"'" JS "·ell JS po1enu.1I pubh,
mil!\\, in fcbru;1,y and March or
1h1> )tar
The 1.1,k lmu mcmbe~ •re
l'hom ... Ol,c,11. Chair 4-1·
J.tr l'mlcs.."" ul 1'11)"'"-S· Andne.,
B.11k)', studem rcprcscnt~u,-.:
r-orn Bc.:k. Assocucc l'rofc>S<>r
.,r Mll>IL o,,.,tl Cnnph)II, As,­
<l>WU rro[es,.,r of ltbtory, An•
tire" Conell, A>.,u,1.:u11 Pr,,fCS><>r
vr ln1erru11on,d Affair... JJn<t
D,,1d><>n. ~,.co Pn>fC5o><lr or
l's) chology. Ouuh Dodd>. Prnfes­
><>r ur G.:rman. Kun fo,,o, ,.,,..._
<lillC ProlCSSCIT .,f English, Cunis
fuh11io11 O\'~n <'f 1he College ol
Ans &: Sclcn«s. ex off,c10. Susan
K1r.;chntr, xnoor Lccturtr In the
llunL1n111es. ,ind Orucc Podubnik.
Asmlanc P1ob"'r ur 5""1nlogy
IO\t1111ng Amtn,.1 ~ expc-ucd
to conunuc as It <1.1nd; .11 least
1hmu11h tht 2005-200b )Cho.ol
year, ,nd 11<~1bl>· 2006-200i
Bylaws: ASLC re-organizes
COtffiNUEDFIIOM~I
.md "hrt1tcr enough willing rcp­
re«mJJl<<$ •ould bl' found u, fill
chc J\ .Ullhh· pt"-1tlon•,
·1 1h1nk whai \\C h•"• to de> I<
crcucc the Cl<J'C<'IJtlon llut 1hl\ b •
rc,pot~bihl) JI LC, s.tld M.asou­
anc: ·1 thmk 11, Jl1,b.:,u1 mauni
the Cl<(lC<UU(m ,h.&, thl> I> "'-'<CS­
SIi) 011d 11, g,'1ng !Cl hnppc:n •
M.1.,au:mc: ;;i1d th3t se>-er.d
d1ffcnent 1n..ntll\tS lor rt,prc,,nu-
111ts "~"" being ,..,nsldcffil m It·
,pon« 10 con.:crn> Jb<,ut p.ank:i­
pau,,n tnduJmgc'lll,1 n,-pomlS
fn'llll Bon Appnu "' pn,fcttnu: 1n
hoo•m~ < h<'l<'n The rule or Rc:sidcu1 AM1ston1:>
lRAsl In the ,cltt1'on procrss w:1>
11110\Jtcr c«mtcm r:nscd b)' stu­
d nts ,II Ill< r,,nun Under th<
L-UITCnl pl,tn RN w1ll ,idm1nhlcr
the ,,>1c for rrp,r,.,111Jt1,o::, rt' 1hr
C.111gr<». and 11 J , olCIIM<'l o,.:­
<Urs. RN .,re rc-:,pon,tblc for ll'J>"
pomung ,0111<.-onc: 10 hll 11
Thrn, 15 the drl>.11c Jh<1Ut
"hcther RAs will appc.,mt pc-,,ple
b111 Im gi>IIII( '" 5Wnd fim1 ,m
lit.it ,,nc li.tlls ll<'<d '" b.1,-t u
rcprn<nt.lth·c; ,a!J \Luo;.1r,1=
Dr.in <11 Stud~nts Jnn □dndi::,­
s.11d II<'. ,..., <'u1trd 1h.t1 A.~I.C
h.od d«111<d '" milk d~•ng.:s I<> t~ byla\\'S,. CSJ)((Llll)' eh.m!ll!S th~t
would get ,non, students Im ul\-.,d
He ,3id h• w25 supp<>n"-.: or .1ny
tmpnr,.cmcnLS .-\Sl.C ,-s,m~ 111
m.tkt. •lid addt-d ch.ti Mllsc:tmne.
~rul thc Bybw, Commie~ It.we
bcc!I m ,-.,111.1C1 wuh th< ,ulm1m.­
tr:>11on ,bout tht changes 1h,1 al
!1·, 1 College ,,.g.1111:.~"'" ,, Lu~
~na I.tic-Dirc,tor s.,.
,h,lw \'t&.111rck 1> on J.1p.111 Jnd
"-l< 1111.w.111.tbk rur cocnm,,nl. hut
M""'-.tr,ulC": ,..,,1 he ml't \\ 1th her
bd,,n: ,hr lc:ft "" htr 1n11
The studtnc hcid)· w 111 \tMC on
tll«.'. pn'f"...:.l duni;e-dunng 11\C
g,:n,r,1I rh11011 held In Apnl Crime
Beat• .. A
by Elizabeth Young
J•n I • Fo11r ,·,od111i; 111,1
thlrt<S "'" J,1111.1!!<'(1 durmg
:,ttempts to brr.ik tmo th,·m
f.111 I~ • /I ,chtdd, "''"
dow "lS .!m2>ru,J Ill the up­
per lin..-,1ld loc
J.,n. 20 A lr:11111'<1 p1<1un,
[Mu AKJIO n.111•i:,.i11 1.luprl
"iu n:1~11tcd a. r.tnlcn
.'1 light r1'1UJT In H.1n:Mcl
8 .. ,ng ,-;i,, ,.,nJ.ah:cd
.,~, of k)s "·"' nepc.,nrd
~olrn hom the cir., .uur ..u the
LI\\' xho,,1I
J.ut l.1 • ,\ "'"tl"" --~
bro~cn un th<: <Xlcnt1r ul h
.uu Mu.sk 8111ld1ng
1 ... ., \llW<IIIS ... ,.rt Sl,U.,~
,.,,1, pot.rh>es thr<1wn (n,,n
• mo-,ng ,,h,de ,b tht)
\\Jl~d J<™n chc sid.,..alk,
Jan 23 • A br,,·cl• WllS s,i,>­
kn lrom m front of Copcbml
H.aJI tl \\J.S fah:r ~,J\irn1
J.m !~ A ru<llo ,-:.; "
poncdly icokn front J mrm­
b,:1 ,,f the Gtounds C,~"
j.1n 28 • Tu <Ill) °"'"t'h
,-d,1da w, re ,11l<>mcd \\ 1th
touthp.1>1r on !hen ,-,nd­
th,dds
Jon 29 • ,\ '""®" "'·
brokrn n Cop<laotl I I.ill
A ltsl nd U! kc:-. \\-.ne
11.<•kn lro111 h:ld 1111 Qncri
SEED soiled: break-in leaves foul odor
CONTINUED~ P,.GE I
clean«!
I d11n I know what the smell
"· but tt', odd. aml noc the SEED
.iffi,c ~mell." I h>pktnson s.,ld
I le s.ud thnt the nc:JCt thing he
nc>tked ",IS 1hn1 book$ helnngtng
10 SEED It.id bttn pullted 11rr their
•h<:lvcs J11d piled on the Ooor
Now cunous, Hopkmson m;idc
a funher SC11rch of 1hc office ;,.nd
dlSCO\-ercd rchgrous Jl3l11phlCIS
•nd a copy of th<, NN Testnmtm
not bdMgmg 10 1he o~ru.:.uion
,tct1ng tttxt 10 clu, cou..h, Qlong
w11h l box ,,f trush and ""~r
,ups filled with urine On J
boo~hclr, ht found a loo,c,-l1!31
toh.,c,;o hog full ,,r 11;1pkms Jnd
,ynngc:,.
And finally. Hopkln."'n .a,d h<
d1S«>\'Ctcd that his broken ,rod.
P,<'kcd tn a box co be returned to
the comp.my ro, rcp,11r .ind hid
den undct tJir cuuth. h.td bttn
..tolcn
TIit wcud r,,n "• If II w,1>
J1ru.1 \-and.:th.<m aimed JI SEED
\\C would knll" why 11' d1Scan­
<Ctt111g. ,nd I ,,lmo,,i reel cn:rpcd CIUt ,s,mng m ,,u, nfficr \\ondcr­
mg ,-hy thts pc=n \\llulrl di)
thl> "Ciro stuff. I lopk111.<0n <Jltl
The wncem h,r n«e Is moll' ch.u
he 11,.u In hen: wuh h1, p3nL<
down tit.in 1lt.i1 he Sink ~mc-
1h111g.
C:1111pu; S.,fcty Oln:cwr BIii
Cunln so1d th.11 the lnddem un-lockd he 53JJ
An,)lher I= 10 lcJm from
tlns lnctdcnt, ,.11d Curtin, Is
the nttd h) ttpon ,uch c,·cms
P"""'PII) TI1r sn:o 1oc1dcm
he said. -not repcrncd umll
\\edncsdity af1trnoon, 1hrcc dil>·• .r .. , the c,1dcncc w;,s discov­
ered
"l don'r know what the sinell is, but it's
odd, and nor the SEED office smell."
ckrlmcd the nccd ror di.cu,,u>n
•bout serunng student .,ffi«s ln
Templeton In the p.ast, chc SEED
olfice has ltnbuuallr nell\lllntd
unlocked, so that mcmbers Y.1th­
ou1 kry, rnuld ,....,mt ,,n,I go ea_s,.
11. :md Erickson ;.rut! thai It lt.idn·c
1e.illy bttn kept $1!<.l'tl th.ll th<
nrhccwa,;opc-n
I m ntlt 'Ill\" ,r 11, J gond
thing ch.11 thrrt, bttn ~ loc or dl!r
<USSlon on the email list th.it h,
unUS\1.11 !or ,he alhlC door 1(1 be -Rob Hopkinson
'Rcpon ,u5J>lci<11» :i<tlv
It) hkc th1> tP Campu; ~fol)'
while 11\; fresh. s,ud Cumn
lmO\\ you n: surded when yuu
>tt thing> hkc th~. hu1 do1h1ng
dCSOlpllons Jnd J.n) thl11g 1lu1
\lould ltdp a Cimpu• S..fr1y ,,f
fu:cr 10 rttognl!< a.omconc ,,.
lmpo.lrt.tnt I
Curun cued the c3ptune of tht
(.l)pflmd und,rv.c.sr tlurf dur­
ing the 1002-2003 school yellr
;,s an c,mmplc nf whllt prompt ,tnd drtolltd rcpon<ll;< ol ,nn,o
c.in do Two )'Cars ogo. Copd.uul
.1nd tlthcr n::s1dtm • h.111 """'
plagued wuh 1twf1 ,1f undcl\\tar
f111m l!tundr,· 111.1<:hme,,, un1tl
studcm-n:pono:d deKrlpcluru ul
~ susplci'-'U> nun whll repc-nccdl)·
asked >1udcn1s t<l let h,m m10 chc
donn,; resuhcd III his arrest
"You Stt 1h1s guy on chc rn!\\-S
ac night now,· Cun,n s:ud uwts
& n,1rk m;iy haw hdpcd C.J1ch ~
serul killer·
When il!lkd whether the
SffO lncidcnl might he 1CIAtcd
co 01l1<'r lnddtnli of \'Jntfolt,m
th,11 h,I\C .xcurrcd <>n c-•mpu, m
chc lllSI year. Cunln s.ud there" a,
·no rca!o<:in to bcl,c,·e ,n uny ccm•
11«uon. ~nd ch.'! altJiouj\h thtne
lm-e been ISObtcd madcnts ol
tnrlMdu.tls rna.<1urb.111ng cm om•
pu tJity Juve usu.Illy bttn m the
llbrury or the 111« g.,tden N.-.·.
tnhcles:.. he UIJ,<'d ,rudcnts to
11:p<>ns P,-l'SOfli eni;.,ginJt 1n ,uth
belu, it,r for their ll" n -.ilct)'
I rhmk 1lw-c pct1ple who ex·
f1<R thcrnsclvt$ and m.-s111rb~1e
arcn\ alw•y,. benign, he s,ud
2 the Pioneer Log, ~ebruary 4. 200'> ----News----
PBR is classy, and vegetarians are better in bed
by A.ron Phillips
You may ht-"oncknng whn1
your bc>I lncnd •• d<'lng when
she co= up 10 )'OU In the Bon
and a.sh yuu 10 he h<r lnend
You prob.tbly look n1 her .t.~ if
she Just stalll\errd oul rro,n ilw,
n,,•me behind Hownrd llnll llhc
ttul lloward Hulll. or maybt,
)'OU JUSl rc,ffim, )'llUt k1115h1p
~., nc:cd 10 be pu:::lrd. 1hnugh
dunc,:s Jn: ,he~ ..slang you 1n
Juln Thebccboc1k tom
Lc"1~ & Onrk Colk~s Chier
rcchnolt'&l· Officer Dan Temo,
describes Thcfil('ebook as ·an
online dm,aory SleMCC where
studen15 can post pc,rson31 ,n.
!orm.111011 and !allow} for vtnwl
lnLCl'IICIIOn •
M,11k Zuckerberg .,nd four
HJl'\;ord undcrgmdUJLC S1udcn15
h1unchcd Thefaccbook c~x,ty
om, )'Cllt •&<> uxby 111c \\,:bsnc
boosts I $ mtlhon mcmbcis from
mon: rhnn 300 colleges and um•
,·crS111cs nnuonw,dc. 2nd u hu LC ll\1:r ",nicr break
I h,,ugh nnliunally recognized
hy the I.JI nm,,. Th, \l\1,h-
1ng1~n P<.><t, •nd Th.-Ncn lurk
Tirnn, liOmc LC siudenl5 mnaln
skcp11c,ll nr nicraccbook E1ocn
though he himself IS 3 user. A,cry
Schn11d1 ("07) said, I'm lancb'
5011'f<l or n,,t,,ccbook press.:d similar scnumcn~ .md
bch.,,cs 1h,11 Individuals should
use their own dtscrctltm You
can pttk •nd choo,c, "hJt )<>II
put up there.so 1hcrr b norc.,son
to wony." ,:ud Gordon
In llddluon IO hsung cont~ct
mfol'llllluon Jnd person:il pte· for no1lnn"1dc ne1w<1tkmg
lo,c 1hc Jblltt)' 10 find people
from your pbl she said 8)
hookmg 111 ,., Thd.1<:cboc:>k'\. no-
11onW1dc network. siudcms c•n
<:onocct ,-uh fncnds who go IO
<>1 her collc gos
In 3dd111on to 1h15 sci'\ 1cc. Liccho,,,k grou~ hl\,: -,,ncd
dcgrces ur atcc,,,,;ibHity "hc1c 011e
11.1> 10 be cun,,1dcrcd J fncnd
tn enter • group \\ hen a,k,d
"h) •h< did no1 •dmlt c,.ct)O~
10 h« fa«book group, AnniJI«
Wade con n:spvndtd. "!lrolwe
snnte people ;ire 1101 ID)' fl'l<'nd
It \\.IS n:poned by
Tcrriu 1hn1 $ktpllts llf
lnd.tub.,ok ~re di>­
ltu!>lful llf the scl'\1«
bcclusc v( 'iCCUMty or
pm ,l(')· concerns Asked
1f he h.1d •n>· =h con­
cerns. Scou Moyer ('(17) In addjcion ro liscing concacc information and per­
sonal pictures, Thefacebook profiles allow scudenrs co
list the courses they're taking and the groups they're
involved in, and they can even pose lecture notes. The)' have to work to be
ffl)' fncnd. They un 1
JU$! dkk me 11 \\C m<l
01'\(C
Tn l'Cj\!Slcr for TI1c­
f=book. ~11 )-.lU 114...-d
b ~ c.,Ucge email ad•
dress Thi, mr<1n, 1h01
collcg< faculty and Slll!f
can :JCCCSS the s11r ~nd s,ud. ·1 feel completely
sarc behind th<' con1fon or nl)·
computer St.'lttn I h:1,-,, no ldcn­
th)' theft womts a, Qu •
I lowc,·cr. MO)-.en ndmutcd that
,ftcr rc:idlng Tcmo~ cn1.11I, where
Issues or sa~t)' nnd pnvacy wtrt
add~d, he d<cidrd to Like his
phone number and mom number
off ofihc SIIC
Mnnnnnn Gordon ('07) ex-tutts. Thcfattbook pruhl4.'S allow
siudcn~ 1n lli;1 lhc courses 1hcy'rc
udung. the groups 1he')°rc ln­
,·oh(d In and 1hcy can c,-,,n post
lec111n: notes
Somr people use ii for claso.<s
SU 1hcy c:in .issoc;latt ra..-cs wuh
names or set up st11dy groups
Gh=I Sharifi ('05) U5CS It "be·
c:ausc II w3Slos my umc • Shnrifi
,s plenscd thnt the scn,ce a.llows ihcl.u:ebook gi,~ >1udcn15 the
oppnnunlty 10,rnn groups when:
members post mcssag,'S to one
anmhrr.
Some LC groups Include ➔Os = My Fncnds. Big Boobs or
Mowurd 3rd Floor Cclib:icy Dy
Default. t[Trr«:$ \\~rr Mc.11 I'd EAt
Them, LC SiudclUS For Mundo
l.:mno. PBR 15 Cbss): and Veg•
ctnnnns Arc Bcucr In Bed we us ~" •= For student>
who "'--Jnt 10 conntc1 \\-1th thttr
prol=rs throug), the sit.c. httd
1h,s brkf rrnundcr yt>Ur pm file b
acCCS>lblc and yuu m•) 1101 want
your lm·cnung Amen01 professor
to know )'Ou'1t In 1ht LC Stu­
dents !'or ll.1c.1rdJ 151 group '"
dut ynuT lntcR51.S arc ·&.scbJll,
Sleep. nnd Tns •
Opening: ''test pilot''
co-op space readied
CXlNTINUED FROM PAGE 1
ru;ry. &sides fosicnng rommum­
l)' am! .1.n. the group ht>p<'S 1hc1.r
worl< "111 h.tvc ~ wider 1mp:u:1
The go-.,1$ con.~1.i or pmv1d1n11
a ~p.1,:e 10 hulld L(. CQmmunlly
Jnd dn Stl 1hmu11h Ilic ,n:,lllon ,,r
;1 siudem-run ,p;1cc L1nlcr said
rhi; b po,s,blc by pm'1dlng an
an mu,;,, thcatrc and <>·tnL>
co-op as "-CU .is the Studcm storc
.ISf)tll. v.h1d1 IOC\l!lt's c,n crr•11ng
nel""r~ of tn1dc ,.,,h Ul"\dop­
lng uimmunulcs .lbroaJ, w."•d­
oping cxpcnni<nrnl ,nvtmnn,cn
1al progr;n1, 10 ""'° 1n tht <O-<'p,
,w. h ~ 1hc-d<\l'lopm<nt nf bl<l·
dtocl and 1ht = ,,r St•la1 p,ind,.
and cco-lncndl)· produ,15. •
Tlw two-<by grnnd OJ)<:mng
will feature mUStc lrom siudcm
bands. ,n. rood and mon: WUNG AlL IJILll
lk lnmrnunlt~ rr.NII-<oop 'Midi
"t"""" lrw ltb II• ~n.
..,4 .. I~ 0,P,¢:<J• ..,. '111< .........
hf. (Oll\li~ tJw""1J t,. r....-.ab 'lfld
....... ..,,..... "11<111......,..11"'6 ....i
.ncn1.....,«wn1ng• ,...,,,. ..._.,"i:
lur n1'Nt..lf kU ID rt<\ )\"I' f 11 u.111.·
C'II. od 'ID d )\I\JW tvt cht lU'W
lo, lb< ~,I, c .,..1 b~n, ,du er
.... ~l-'lll t.&tkC\fUII.I~) lft:•
From loft, Dana Cuykondall
('08), Megan Mesford ('08),
Kate Hilburger ('07) and
Julia Reid ('08) take a break
from woril in the student
co-op In lower Tamarack
Wednesday evening.
Follow me home ...
co the Islands of Hawai'i
Spring Break in Hawaii! Rolling surf. Wannsu11Shine. Hoc nights.And Hawaiian Airlines
can get you there. Check our web site for rhe very lowest f.ncs avail,1ble.
HawaiianAirlines.con1 -IIIHlltl.-
rhe Pioneer Log. FebnJary 4. 2005 3 LC time warp
causes pondering
Ii * Distracted
Insightful interactions with
everyday thoughts
by Craig Beebe
A new hu,ldlng c,prns, w11h new SWtwa)'S lo decom1c and new
clas5room k111i<s 10 work au1 Crowds gathrr OUISldc the hbltlt)·.
limghmg rutd u,llung ociw!ty .tbou1 evcry1h1n1t from class 10, uh.
!es$ sc:hobrly topics. l'(-ople or ,u years can be, seen ouWde the
m.11lR10m, eompl;aln1ng tho1 •no ont c,or '>l'.Ilds lllltthlng.•
Hrrr \\C .arc, thtn-th< stan of another stme51tr ~I ltWM lit.
Cbrl< Or nc,1 tht, Slln, c,caaly. Since ao tins column goes 10 prrss
we ,uc al~y ncanng the md or our 1h11u week of our ·~pnng·
term (This ~ .ilv.'ll)'S been something l'vt round funny· we tg•
rum 1iu, exil!en« of 11 poo.sible winter, unltu thcbc otha 1ehools
sw,k m thtlt q,~~t ~ems At LC. us fall, then 11.!. spnng. 1hcn
ll's summer Mnyb< 11 rrllt,u l'(.nhands v.-c-,,thn, lll ICUSil wh.tt
we've scxn this yc.ir)
Anyway we ~ here, sinndmg on the cd~ or nnoth.er 1httt
months 1h~1 nuy ~who know$?-thc most profoundly eanh,
sh.111cnng of our )'Otmg h,-cs. Ullle!$ they're not, m v,.hlch case
they .. 1u 11t t,,w be .mother 1hrcr mon1hs.
We are here, standing on the edge of
another three months that may be-­
who k.nows?-the most profoundly
earch-sbanering of our young lives.
Bui .. h.u 11 111<")· could br.7 My~tr I tu,·c sttn the J)O"<r or
three month,, mutt Llun nn<r I lmlll! sc:m wh~t 1ran:.fom1.1U11115
can occur, wh.11 ncv. doors om Ol)l<n In pan> ol a wall where )'OU
nC\'CI c.,pc,.1cd to find them wlu1 new suns ml~t rbc
t "'"'" been ,,_.,..i "'°"' th.in once, finding m)'Scl! a1 the ,nd or
J scmcsu:r In a cumpletcl)' dl!rctena fl<lSIUDn Lha.n a1 1hc bcg,Mlng.
C\'lm lO the po(lll lhat I ""' shac:l.cd enough 1h.u I must =pll:tcly
"""""mine wha1 p.'1hs h.i\'c 1~n me to 1h;o nt" pl.ic~ h rs IUU:ll:·
,ng, r1:ally
And the bcsl pan none or 115 lms my Ida where IMS<' 1hrce
month!. will Utkc us.
Oby. • rrw c:.btifkmlo~ Fir&, I know lhat Us 001 exacll)·
thrrc month!., b111 I dun, really 5tt Lh:u 11 manm 100 much, my­
WII)\ h could be IWO weeks,,_ lWU hours, for 411 ,..., ~-The
point 1s, In tht, next "wtuttver• of your 1tre )'l>u m&)' find 11 com•
plctcly turned up<1<k dQWn Be ready lot It
Second. why am I bochcnng 10 tell you thlst Broluse I am fcel­
tng upmally sc:ntlmcntal today and want 10 t1kc out my cmouons
on the wnocmt reader.. o( 1lus newspaper, N01 c,IQCLly Bcawsc t
don\ 1hmk you're all'Clllly awnrc of wlw can happca in thJSshon a
span of tlJllC? l'to. thats not 11. c11h<r.
Ac:tu1lly, I am 1clllng )'DIJ 1~ thin~ bcausc: l tbtnk you ill•
ready know uw,m. I .1m t,LUng you these things w remind you 10
seek such 1ranslorm;ul1>1U ,,Id 10 bcfnmd 1hcm I ~m tcmng )'OU
11-1hlnjl;< bcctwoe I wam 10 grow W11h you
I am by w,d l.11~. nn .monymous wrucr r.,, 1h1$ newspaper. m
so rd lllue w 1b,nk. Bui I Jm a part or the srunc: commwur.y:is you
Rcildcr . .and I ;am wn1111g these 1hlngs bcctu.c l ;mo cxcned Jboul
1hc t.h!ng.i that v.,11 happcll to all or us
ThLS IS 1bc first or a weekly column I .,.,11 wn1c for w f'loloX this
scmater. and 2dnut~I)\ 11 ls a b11 more scn1,mcnt1l 1hnn rd typt•
ally lokc 10 be. 1 w~nr 1lus 10 be a sp:KlC Of c:q,lonmon--<>f O\ll-Of
1hc,-w;,y h.1ppcnlngs on ampus. lnrc~ng Lhlngs 10 do and= m
Ponlarul, of stt>tlleS and OXlltUllffl15. ,in our awn wo1y of llfc .md 11s
ol'l.m ch.lotic n•wn:
~ name, 'Olsirac~.- docs I\OI rcllm ~ pn,bltm:u1c mtc of
being. .. IL IS often COI\SU\M!d lll>leld. I propo,;c 1h.&1 "dtstmcuon·
b a ~• rt>dli~tot <'f grow1h and change 1n .-II of us. ond 1 11,,1111
to WR' 1hc things that ha-,: been dts1mctmg me, •1id le.Im wluu
Is d1su11&.-tlng )'OU.
Or nu1ybe I JLISI w.1ru t0 do some cxp1omuon of my own. Rt·
gilrdltss. I urge you to take p;in In thos t'<pcrimcn1 Ln dtstl'Kll.on
.,.,,h me Look under everything Ol.mb h!l.ls wh.:r1 )'Ott should be
doing hotru:worl<. Gtt dblractcd.
Ed,ton l!/QfC t,,ol: for 'Ooslr.icled' nc.r "ffi 111 w fnuurn ~
4 chc Pioneer Log, February 4, 2005 Forum
Reverse misogyny subjects
men to feminist rheto ic
W ]lPV6~1lf.
A minority view on campus; sought out, evaluated and
by Aaron Hersh
N.x ad~>• g,,cs by here on aim•
pus when I don, hc:1r oru: uf 1hc
lollow1ng phms-work to llctt) l'nrcLns comp.:1.cm
•nd lnsplnng wriun& 1 wppon
Nad111e Su~n nnd 1hc Amcnr-..m
C1\'ll Ubcn,es Uruon <or which I fit for contemplation
dumlruince and coniml
Cl\'er women 111 our m1sogyru)uc
SOC1c1y.· Bui I cnnnoi undersand
this lme of 1hough1 The log,<
behind II Is thlll
es 'Tl~ such
3 sexist lhlng
10 say: or ·1hJ1
IUSI 1lluli1ratcs
my polnl Jbou1
nulc dornlllllllon
of socic1y; or, As a man l know the difference between
the unrealistic images of Playboy and the
much more appealing images of reaJi.cy. btruu.s,, men
rind 1hcst styles,
fashioned aficr
unall•lnablc
lm•gcs. pleas­
ing. women fed
foTttd 10 adop1
·11 just goes lO expose the sexis1,
m1SOgyn1S1, mnlc begcmon) or
socic1y ... • am a member) and 1he1r effons
10 prom01c equal oppcmun1l)' for
m,,n •nd women nnd safe access
10 btnh comrol and obomons,
10 name a few or lhcor odm,mble
ClllStS.
II ts w(1h much c~rin lhat I
btmoan co~ts and corset style
pkrdng (somc1h111g 1ha1 wa.< new
to me unlll ,·cry re.end)·). And I
quote with IIS much ,-cmdl) as them, IIS uncomforuwlc 115 they
mJJy be Th,s logic also apphes
to ctnall\ mnis nbout the cvtls
or Playboy. pomogmphy nntl
volunuuy prosli1u1lon 115 fonns
or wnmenll ron:ed subservience
to men and their controlltng
desire$. l cannot help but find
these as,,cn,ons ndlculous Granted, I chose to come to
Lewis & Clark-<1rgw,bl)• the
mOSt hber:il campus ln 1hc North­
west -and IL Is no surpnsc 1h01
feminism Is ~ prcvalcn1 soa.1\
sentiment on CGmpus. I Jppillud
femlnl$m •nd fcmlnlsl dTons,
cvcrythl11g from Glori~ Slc,ru:ms As • man I knnw the dl!rcr•
SEE '\I.II.ES All£ -cn, I c,n, "lhC)• rtprcscnt rrwcullne Fe>. 'l'Allfl
To thine own self be true: a better
mantra than paint an inch thick
by Leandra Bernstein that besl S\111 us
1t p;tons me 10
r h c
other dny I
o,•crhcnrd
J
,1crsarton
be1 ween
a curly•
haired
Adonis nnd a rco:pth-c. dot-eytd
cow about the recent auditions
for 1be college\ production uf
The Vagln:i Monolog1ues l chuck•
led at his eagerness 10 use 1ht ·v­
word outside lhc context or 1be 1hmk b:icl< on 1hc
pans I h.1,·e >eeep1cd Jll>I so trot 1
could L>tkc c:,:mer Slllgc-<1nd wuh
tbe mOSI n,eagcr P•>·' To ploy the
leudtnA bdy, I let myscl! nccep1
1he rolr or 1hc girl<h1td, so frall
nnd so wrapped up In 1ltc c!uu­
:1e1cr of the le.ulmg nlllll. I plll)'Cd
• slrk Ophdta I fctgncd 1he role,
I rr,-clcd in 1he app!.use, lnhJltd
1hr chocOU1tCS and the mnk
bouqucu Bui I nc,-cr once: cm,
p:11hlud whh my clumacr and
often fch comcmp1 for my fellow
cow11rd pl•ymg the leading mnn I
thl<-1 doubt 1l was ----------stomnch Srutk. Nothing. noihlng
sung.,, 11,;, pnde hkt 1ht htss uf
laugllter pming 1hmugh an au­
d1en<'C a; )~)U UllCOll\11\Clngly as­
sume your most dram.nlc role
t rushed orr >lllgC and CO\'•
en:d my C)'CS v.11h m)' hnnds in
cmb:trmssmcm '"\VIUl "ouldn\
10\'c und puy such ~ ch.ir.ictcr?
I tlSkcd m~lf-<1 noble nudlcnce
of my peers, 10 whom I .im Infi­
nitely grateful
In the pasl, I ha,-c made innu­
merable honclil mistakes but my
chnl'IJCtcr was belier for having
made them I hnve rrplaced 1hc
Imes wnuen by 1hc pillywrlght
wnh dC\•er
the first umc th.u. For the number of roles we assume in or­day 11 hnd been on tmprovl­
srulon. I
evoked
the rage of
1he audl­
encc when
I pc,rfonncd
my most
eSleemed
role ns 1he
prcvalf1ng the up of his tongue. der co keep the peace, attract the opposi re
He suggested 10 the . . . .
girl that she ought sex, and otherwise hide our monkey-ta.rls
10 audnion "No; behind an affable front perhaps we have she said, blushing •
as though on cue, ·1 earned the rank and the righr to cast our­don, have 1hc Om,,
nnd rm Just not selves in the roles that best suit us.
much or an onn:ss: ---
He sa,d 1hn1 he wasn\ much or an
;ictor hunsefl and thnl he prob<!•
bly wasn\ best equipped for a role
In Thr \\lgina Monologut.s During
tbe pa115t In their con,'C!Sallon,
the girt looked ln niy d1reetlon
I narrowly csc:ipcd t)'C con1;ic1,
looked down Into my 1101,book.
100k • slp or tea nnd assum,,d a
puorty-,cted role as 1hc dlsimcr­
estcd onlooker
For lhe number of roles \\'C M­
sumc In order 10 kttp 1hc peace,
allr:ICI 1hc opposne sex. nnd
otherwise hide our monkcy-lllils
behind an nlfablc Crom, pi<rhnps
~ have ~med 1hc mnk and 1hc
right 10 cast OUrscl\'ts ln the roles hope and I doub1 I e,-cr once g;,,,:
a convincing pcrformnnc:,:
II all= 10 Mend one night
The holl5t was pocked My career
as a leading Indy, an em,ul Oph­
elia, dcpcnd,d on tlus one perfor•
trunct The Ughts ClllDC up on me
center stagt, the back or my hnnd
10 my forehud, my head back.
exposing my neck Just so-I had
spent hours pmcudng 1h01 pose
In 1he ml1TOr-bu1 OI)' pt'Mor•
m.incc dldn\ wrrnch an)' he.ins
or ~Id 1he oppillusc I had ex­
pected Posed on a !runung cho,r.
ponk. silk robe 1llum1rtmcd b) 1h~
lilagc llghLS. I he:Jrd the sound ris­
ing up from tht, ~udiencc and my nntagonlst
and I was damned proud I hn,•c
missed CIU nlnces 3nd cast slu(I.
ows In 1hc .. ,ngs uftcr pmrutture
ex,15 and 1ht show stlll V.'CI\I 011.
h h,s 1aken m•ny )'Can bu1 l
lta\'C fin:ilty come Lo 1hc conclu­
sion that I would rather pby 1hc
role of the Fool or the Nurscmn1d
3nd utter 1wo lines or good 3d"1cc
than ltCCl\'t' the cheers ol 1hc 3U·
doencc With nn unmodw.u,<i por•
traynl of Ophdln I would mthtr
b< • detested unuigonilil a.nd cx­
prcs5 some pan of m)• 1ruc char­
acter 1h.1n ever again iakc cc:nicr
.i:igc posed <>n ~11 uncon"1ndng
fulnllng ch:iJr Forum
Hfverythingisjustgreatn
at Howard Hall, that is
The Editorial Board reviews LC's newest architectural addillon
Whtn
,cc=rng
tilt bmnd­
•pan king
n•" Juhn
R HowJrtl I l.111 thf\>\1gh
the crur.mce c:l06C!ol to the II•
hr.ii')·, one will rorM UJXlll a
found .,n plett cuntmnrng ,II
sons of knick-knacks • bcm le
o( S!l)' "1U<T, pohllcnl camp.1fgn
bu11ons, ,.inot» sets of kl:y~.
and • prnc cone llu:rc .ts nlso.
htlnnously. a book utlt!d f:v.
tJ)'lhtng b Jwt G,iat b) Robcn
l'llmphnJr And 1hough ••"cry•
thing ., JU$1 grcar m1gh1 be 100
Jubilant~ sc:nttmcnt for <kscnb­
fng nur new 110\,.ird llall, It
rome. pl'Clt) d.1mn cl~
lhc Lhrtt•Slory. 50.000
fOOI tltlWllrd Hall, COOCtl\'td
an 1991 ,nd opemd JUSI th.,
semester, was built according
to ngoroU$ SUStnm,1blt 3rchl•
rt<IUtt SUllld.uds. Jt ronsumes
fon)• pcrctm less tncrg)' than
other bualdm~ of comp;imblc
st.u. Tlt<e rcm.irkabl• water
dr.un~ S)'SICm, d~igntd pr1·
monly hy stud,nts. hn been
wldtly praisc,d Many <'Onstruc•
uon nllltcnJls wen: rt<)'tlt.-d,
and up m mn,·t, pcrrcm or mo
1<nols unustd ot the ~nd ol the
pro)«t wm he m:yd~d .100
Th< antcr1ot of !lu-.atd
llall 1,. Jdmitu:dl)', J b11 rn•
du.cnal "uh .-.i.:cl be~~ and
unp.11111ed rnn.:rcte w.llb Jnd
n,,or :X•ntc d.i) > II c-an Itel like a ,-.irehuu.e I he ,umwells.
""h rhm nd1culot1S chalk draw•
ings. :ire ccrunnl)· a mtSSt'I) But
wh.11 nug.ht hJ1,·t erred too far on
tht ~Ide o[ <pJrt11n •rw:I 1ndustr1Jl
tnstold fe~ls rc£r«hlngly modem
The: buildings sp.,c,:s fill wUh
1u1uml light dunng ti~ doy. and
the unndomrd nrcht1ec1ure lecb
cit.in and undum:rcd
Blll whar rtall)' sets 1hr tone
lo, 1hc pc>tcnllal or Ho"':lrd
l·L111 as the •n The huic piece
of an hanging O\'Cr rhc pnm.,I')'
SUtrl'GISC " so rull of un..-:xpttttd
s«:ne;;.-u:11 phones of \'afl0\15
si:cs, 1 hdtcopta, ~le pLl)••ng
Frtsbcc, a couple exchanging •
klSS. • set or splo)>ed hands-that
we Stt something new each lime
'-< look Then: •n: a long Unc of
W<lrhol-csquc p~lntlngs upstolr'$
tluu resemble honcyco~ bur
an: tac:h disunnl)• their O\Yll
And rht most 1ngemous pie« or
oil is mOSt ~erut1nly lhc OOject ilrt
o.>llectlon. look dtttly and on..­
will dl!cO\tr n01 only 1hc abo\i:
menuont!d obj«ts but a e1g;,.re11,
aanon rn.:ourJgrng one tn ·,mokt­
•nd ,01e: or pcrlupsn sci of ~r.1-
1eg,cally pla,;;cd kq-. fouunng the
rwn,e ol l.cW1S & Cbrk profess<1r
Andrew Cc,ncll. d!'Slmcd 10 ~me
fonh IDlO <lCfflll)' A frw objttts
rn 1'1<,rt arc so .,mb1guous th.11
It, lrnJ1<1<<1blc 1n d<1cm11ne
tltctr pnrl'IM) fun.non. If ~ny,
Ill<')• remind us nf undtrgr.ldu.trr
11udc-n1s In 1h.11 "'= But. n1 1hr
hetn c,f rhc mJttrr. 1hc,,c lh'Cd-111 objects odd JU~ a b11 or h(l"'C
10 a bu1ld111g whose rorrtdors
•rt noc qunc home vet And
we t1on, know obow )'OU, but
~ 1hrnk thats jus1 great
Kudt>:S for 1hr fl.11-scn:cn
rv tn the fm111 11.l)>er arc:i We
commend th<-Collcgcl, dTon
to kl:cp 5tudcnt.s mfomtcd h)·
sm,amlng CNN hcudhnc nc\\ •
dunng rhe day W• do, hown•
er. rec-ommcnd thru. the admrn•
1Strn110n i=,rrcc1 1hc,r plans 10
use 1hc arc• on th• llbmry stdr
of the building lot J. cybcr-aft
As stwlcnts, "-e'd 11kt a pw 10
lounge. ar I= ;u1d coffee IS
~l"a)'I nic-e
Bu1 wr think rlu1 when de­
scribing How,utl Hall, gn:al Is u
word th.u am be wed for )USl
abour cvcl')'lhmg.
/Jt, U..,., """'J ~ • cc,m,-d I,;, r/ lhc 1 ..... U...r dt, i:J.....,,,,...Joq
.... , """""" .,., ... l'lnnrn 1"1"4
l\it Htf
" jc,n., -J
"' i!tt ~-,.,J
.,, 111,pwy I•
1s-.i11.,fl
Males are objectified by the (wo)man
COl<llUO ,_ MOE '
<11<1' b<,twccn tbt unrt.tli~llc Im•
1gcs 11! PLa)·buy ~nd the mud,
more ,1ppeahng 11rugcs of rc•luy I
~I!,(> s« 111,w on~ ,,iuld urguc thar
11<•mogmph)· Jnd •<>lumary p~
IIIUll<>n Jrt rorm, c,( cxplolwm,n
Howe,cr that .ugumem IRJlorcs tnayrd ntglltlldyl Co<!i<LS .. pc,r­
n,,gmph)•. l'lJ)'"°) CIC .Ire nul
methods b) whkh J <'011<.entrmcd
group 11£ men ~ck 10 l!XJ)l<'II
women It Is not a wruprr.lC)
.1galnst "',,men, 11 b not ntlsc>g)·
ny Women lmowlngl)· .ind w1ll-
1n)ll) p;,mdp.1tc In thoc, pmcucc, 1h01 mrn. llkc myscll art suh1«1-
cd Ill. Jl'C not JRU•mr;ogynlsuc
lnstr;Jd, lhC) arc.\ ronn or l't\Cl!i<
lllli08>nl ltt "')' oplna,,n. II •~ .m
.>1.,1\·c dislike untl tl!Slnut of ntt:n
In g,:ncr.tl-•nd on," llh \Cl) In­
tit 11>1dc11«-tlu1 I<"' the IU<1t .. r
lh<>t 11.-..de• Y~. lhctt has bttn
• w•gc g;ip.,nd one m:IJOI CJ•
\'Cll lhc "0llll'.II
whn p.1n1c,p.1tc
In thoc lndll>ln.:S
do Ith)· chmc• If
• w(lman ILIS 1hc Often ri1nes n1en like 1ne, who have done
nothing wrong, ger portrayed negatively. yes womcn
v.err oot obk
10 \ Pte, Jlld
)'eS I CO\lld
tkslrt hl do i,lmc,thlng 1ha1 b
s«n .i, sou.ill) urt,l(c<pt,able .,nJ
she h.,_, tit, gulS to g<1 thl\rugh
wnh it. l•n1 th,11 n1drn,c ol <m•
puwcnncml
ThlS leads me 111 my br.•1der
point. "hy ;irt men'° ,,£ten p<>r-and tn thc,c tndU$111CS Ohtn
limes men hi«: me who hn,-c d,mc
rmthmg wn,ng. (:Cl ponraytd
ncg.iuvl'I) nus IS Olli me-;uu 10
be • dckn,e of mlSOi:)11)', mthcr
sumc1h1ng mu,h 1,, rhc con1rar\'
I would "'l!U' Lh.Jt 1lu, voc:lfor­
"u.< ,,u1bur..ts ol u,natn \\omen. ia <ln and on
Bul U1d<' m.•1or grkvunu:s 113,c
been ltidrcs-ttl Rnd I bthevc th.II
th< minor one:, 1ha1 curreml)'
mcni 1h;; tenn mlsol!) ny" nrcJ
10 b.: luok<d Jt dtlfercnd) .ind
pc,rh•I" c,cn ..,, mc.iru of fcnulc
cmr<>" cm1cnt A great day for
Iraq; more ahead
Elections on Sunday signify change, but the Bush
administration needs to do more to show that the oc­
cupation Isn't Just about imperialism or oil
by Matt Savage
lmq IS noc A
pl-with a 101
of hope_ The
American-led
an-.i;ion and
1 he ,nsu q;ency
th.11 follO\\-ed II hl>,-c al~y
ldllcd O\i:r a hundred thousand
d,11L,ns, In •dduton 30,000 um­
formed lm41 troop,
h 1s ~ coun1ry <>n the bnnk
or cMI w·,rr. unsure or n, pl:u
m the world, ~nd its future Bui
1351 Sun~y was a good d.ly for
lmq
Upw.mls of CIO'I> of ,hose
who could vote did, which was
• lugbcr I umout than tbar of
aht US prcsidcnrial tlecuons.
E,'CII III Sunnl-don11rui1cd •n:os.
whe~ lcodtrs ordered bo)'tOtts
and insurgents 1hrrarcnc:d ll,·C$, ~ tn lmq The US
shoold 1~m from lb
lest)' rel.ith)l,S wllh Sau­
di ArabLl 1101 10 n:pe.11 1hr mlS-
1,akc ,1r perm•ncnr ly swlontng
Am~nc:in troop, tn ~n Amb coun•
try After all. the .uimmmg uf
Ammcan rmops In Saudi Ambt•
WJ$ 1hc ong)MI lt3S()O ronlie AJ.
Q.lc:dn movement (ond rhc icrror•
151 3(.IS th.11 followed) Bush ll1ls
no mnnd,nc for perm,,ncm 1ruop
prncnc-, LR tmq, II will only nuke
rhc Sttwlllon scrm e\'efl more 11kt
unpcrtahsm 10 the lmqa ptople
I h.,,·c 10 >ll'(S.< thr need lor
01hc1 coumncs tc> S(t 11w0h-ed rn
lmq. h b nbvlou. th.11 no morr
counmes wtll cvmrni1 troops ro
be 5lOIIOIICd Ill lmq
But the.re 1s " po551b1h1y th.tr
other countnes "111 tram lmq1
troops •nd policemen, csp<.-ctolly
outside of lmq. This too wouW
add more lcgi1im.,cy m the US
In light of [rhe elections], it's rime for
Bush to level with rhe people. He needs
co reU the American people, and rhe Iraqi
people, when our troops will be le-.iving.
tumnu1 ",.. ti lugh ti 4\l'l> It
I> c:.um.11«1 1h;11 Sunnt~ "tll hr
abo,11 15% of 1h, ccmstUUllorul
conwn1tnn, which 1> about the
sr:c c,f their p<>pulouon
But • Rood d~>· in lr•q do,s
n<>t mt-J.n lb pmhlcms tlrC O\ er
Tlacrt is "111 J.1\ JnSU.rgtlll..')' to
bluk, nntl • 0..m,'ICT:IC} to
od,ac,c.
In light of 1h1< nlt"lnumcrual
d~)·, 11 ~ ume (pr B~ 10 Ir, el
\\1th the people He nc<ili 10
tell the Amenun peopk and the
ln,qr pcnple when our troops
will be leinng
Scn.11or Kt-n~)' mnd doz•
en, nl Cnngr,:,.<n,;,mbc,rs h.t\<
1lrt-ad) ulkd lot btgtnrun11 of
wtthdr.awnl or 11u.,1is.
M311) lr:iqi< w:inl us h> lc-d,,:
To <Jio" 1!~11 "'C ,1n: gunt..,. "<
,huuld hold • rooun.11 11:fon:n•
dum "" Amenc-~n 1<0<1p prn­
tnce 111 lrnq If they wie 10
rtmQ,-c the 11<10ps. th<)' sh<>uld
be gone within SI'< months, l ht5
will add muth n~dtd lcgmm.t()'
to the llS occup,uaon
Bu,h n«ll> to .lb,nd,,n pre•
\IOU> pl.rn to buald pcnn..nrnt 1111s,1nn B1l,h nc-,d, tu humbk
hun,;;11 (!o<lm(llt1ng which J.,.,.,,,
happt'n <>ficnl . .ind .,.1; r,,r help.
btc-~u,.c "c drsprrutcl)' need 11
f111JII)', Rush ntcd, to ll'f><;;,1
mu the dtploymcn1 ol troops rn
Iraq 11•11 the lo,c..,,. rn lr.,q arr
N,tllnn,I (,u.1rdsn1tn wluch .,
unooceplllbk
1hnc rroop< ue l•• l~s
1r:1111c:d rh:in 1hr 111.u,c: nuhuf'.I
lc,n,c, rl1e>< 1roop, >l••uld 0111\
bt used ror ,I nJll(ll\lll ,mt>. n,>t
•n occup.ul<'n In J foreign IJnd
The)' wen: nor u.td In KQrea
or V1ctrum why are 1l1e>· b<-,ng
u'ICd now1 \\t hl>,i: h11ndrrds
ur thot1SJ.nds .icu,'t!-dtrt)' 1roops
In Amcn,o and .11<1111111 the wdrld
(c;..mumy. J~pan, <le )
fti.,y ,hnuld bt deplored In
Iraq ,ind the Na11Unal (;u.nd
should lilkc then pl,Kt tn non
co111b;11 :one...,
tr we: n«d to rut'< 1roop, In
rnmb,1. they stwuld be sc.,.soncd
regulars, nt>t those whn lu,i: ,,nly
trained one wc:ckmd a months
111.0 wttks • )·c-.u
fuday ls a grc.11 do) for lr.1<.1
but ahrre ,s Mill wclfk 10 be dune
Vox Popping the ideal Sad Coffee by Sally Colwell
If you could choose any
hip hop artist to be your
professor, who would It
be and why?
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lhe Pion,,c:r Log, FebrW1ry 4. 2005 5 ----Features---­
The Vagina Monologues:
by Emily Hellmich
,hockmgl) forward and bni­
UII) h,>nc51 Tn,· l'iwna .\11>111~
l,,gr,.--. hlo"' 11,,: IOJl oO ol <'CTY
,.,boo cm female >CKU,lill). Wnt
icn b) l w t:nslcr. rllr I\Ji:111<1
MoMO),'IA<> lr,1tu~ ti~ lnSlj\hts
,,r \.\,11nrn rmm ._u.;ms,. .... ,ru.-~c.,un
t'), pttnng m10 th., realms of
mrm,,r, .mJ c,pcnc&t•. 1;.:ft'.llinS
J 1011mcy .. r «-11-dt-.:,l'<I) ,ind
,lt,..Upt..anu~
Th,· l¼,,na M,>,w/lJI."" will
hr p,-rfonncd In ,dcbr.111on of
\',0.1) ~ gnh..-m,11, mll\'\'mcnt
founded by lnsler 1h.11 >ttks w
end , ,olcncc 1oward, .,.,,men
Tbc! Lewi,. & O.trk \\om)11•
Center 1, <f"'ll50nng 1hr ~nnu.11
pcrfonrunLc o( n,, l<1,1,1nu ~fon<>•
logun"" :,.11urd.iv. r,b 12 .n ll·
OOprn m 1hc Ch~pcl f!lt' <'(Kt 1>
S2 for LL !>ludcuLS ,nd S5 11,r
n1hcrs ll1c 1,mctt<J. rn,,n IIUl
uckts will i:n to supp,,n R.1-
f'h•d Hoi, .... -. "'hlLh ,-,1 ,wmcn,
shdttr hrrc m P&>nl~nd We ~l,.o
dm1.11cd u, them fa.r rnr • ,..,d
Karen llnupcr (061 d1ru101 of
the \\ont)n\Crntrt Womyn's Center-sponsored V-day
show will feature 40 LC women
On T,i,,sJ.av rcb I, -!-0 km.de
"411<lrn11 ih,n,rd ur '"' the ,Ill•
duu,n, r:,,'t'),>nc h•d hn ""n
n"ASlm for ,·ouung. Sl'lnc Yt<'mc-n
113d n.:,tt .«n 1h, sh°", b111
\\-,mtcd to L1kc pan ~n)""'•l I
hr•1d ul O.r lii,.;,nu M1111c>loi,'ll",
mu I dtdn I re.ill) knCl\\ wtw
the)· ""~ Jboot • s.11d 1'c,ra Ger•
111,mo\071 bu1Ithu11ih111d hr
~ poslU,r Lhlng 10 dn - Eleven or the 40 LC women who auditioned on Tuesday, Feb. 1 for The Vagina Monologues practice their pieces In the
Chapel Tuesday. Each picked her favorite section to audition with, hoping to road it at tho show on Saturday, Fob. 12.
/\shin Bunn ('08) ·.i.1u­
.1lly 53\\ Tht lilgin.t \fcm,~"l,'lm In
Chicig,, and n n-ally Mnl4.k me,
,hr ;.11d ·trn tt'JU) e'C<'.itcd for 11
It• • n,,,ll) 1111e0>< produn,on
but I think it'll he good
The \\,,m)'Tl~ Ctmcr chose
1h1s produmon beouse 'The
monol~ucs cxplo~ J wade ,-;an­
rty or Wc\t11<"0~ \'1~~ l.lntf -..t~OeS
JMlll thttt \Jgtn:I!., but they .uc
mar< a tj1 ... -u..«on of wh•1 11 " hkr '" hr ., ""r,wn <aid I looper
\\ 1,c(hcr th<) m: JL>turb111g
ur funn)', t"1')' monolc>gut' 11
thought .uul d1>eu$$mn pnn-ok­
I11g The pcrfomwna b prr~nt­
cd J<"t'O!.S the rnuntf) by >ehools
~nd ,,111e, ..,,1.1;m1:.111on, Jn>und
V,1ltnll0<> O:i) and sp«lfioill)
1nes to nlbt' .av..aJtnc~ i;about vu►
lcn<T ~gatnst women.•
iht> Ins with tht \\\>myn~
Centtr go.al to be ·,, i:rc.11 pl,1< c
for pcopl< 10 wlk Jbou1 things
1l1.11 .1n, lmpmwnt th.11 ml) n,>t
he dbcuSO<d In •n1· "''" ,,f r11~l ~um~ tb<'"'h,rc nn t..,tmpu.s,
s.i1'1 l!U1Jpcr
utc Ulf""'lis ('081 lcclJ the
fflO\\ •> 1mponJnl to do bee.au,.;
u w,1; • pr~U)· groundb~kmg
pill) when It cnmt out.· ,ht >Jtd
Ccinsld,·ring 01hc rllC:I tli.11 50~
.,r the \\-orldl·s people! h.i,e vo
wnas. she ,;,ad, ·us• n;.dl)· cool
way 10 c,cprns tlut
ihc \\om)-n\ Ctmtr also
h,,u.'b oook> •nd nmgJllnt'S
1,~•~d toward .m audkn« o[
1hc frrmnlnc J)Cl'IILl>IOO .tnd
pM1do m.tn\ ,.,..,un;.-.. ~uch
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r, .. c IS CUNNING our/
Dead.li..n.e:
Fri, Fe~ruarv 18 as p~jln311(')' lCSlS ff11v.·t\'Cr the
\\'<>m) n L<:ntc1 t> muLh 11101c
tlun books, pcrfom1an,~. f<nuk
n,ck grDIIP' or r,·cn the nlllon-
1111$ fltt' t0nd1>111!> .,nd lube TI•C)
pm,1tk • safe ,p.1ec for women.
J ,p.1cr where I hey ·wdc<>mc
people <>I oil gcndc,-. and <>pm•
1011> tn ~nn our d...:US>1tms. • SJ1d
Hooper ,\nd JUSC like 1IIC} S3) m
Tht Monof0).'116, M subJect lS 1.3•
boo ,md no one IS nude lo r«I
Wl\\dtome. The \\\>myn, Center
m,cun~J ~n: T~ys u 7 OOpm,
,Ind ""!Itch 6z llu,h' I< Tuesda), from ) 00-5 OOpm
\l><>ut Tht \ ai:,~J I fonul..i;uc ,
CJp.<.1lts 'wlld •ht-'hopc,hl people
u1111e 111sec It, Jlld ·1hJ1 men -.111
wmc ,,. \\t'II. h«au,c It 1, rmp,>r·
t.lnt for them J$ \\CII
fo pottntl•I .aud1cncr niem­
hcrs Bunn Slid Prcp.lrc )0Ur­
sclr-thuc •re r,,m of ti 1h;u ,~
kind or shockmg and crnouonnll)·
d1ffi,uh. but n~ "'l enllj\hitn-
1011, kJnd of lonkmg um, o "om
11n's hc,1n • Mt1rr 1nfom1.1tlt>n lln
1hr 1na,ht1011 .,r ptrformtn~ 1hc
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Dede, Professor "Dead Head"
Interview by Lizzy Acker
The Pl,.,,,. t.,g tmcM<\\-,-d
rn,fo,.,r 1-:cllh R.lnd.111 ~-•n
Oi:dt A_._.t-tJnl Prufes.«11 ,,r Chi•
"""" Jnd r ,m:1gn l.ingu.,g<>
1'hr Ploncrr L<lg; When; 3n;
)(IU ongnull) lrom1
Ken h Dede: l'nnctton NJ bu
9. un\ )'OU tdl b); th< ,1<ttn1'
P. Old )'OU pla) m) ~port> tn
hrgh d100P
KD: In mi fir..1 I\\ o yc,r$ of
high '4hool I pl.i)'td Cooch.di,
N.>l<ttball ,ncl trnntS In In) L11-
1er 1w<1 )-e,11> ol lttgh xhool I
i:1>1 stdctr.id«·d
P: Whut, the n,P>t .,m.mg
class )OU tC'.JChl Wh) dn )'\)U
thank lb.Oilnwmgl
KD: The) n; •ti pt1:t1\ .u~­
tng. but 1bc <>nc lh.u .-onunUJ!l)
l>k•w~ my mind b In)' lkgmnln&
Chl11c:>t da... h', Jn 111cn:d1blr
tbnll to "-Ork wuh people 11> they
dlSCo,cr th:u tilt)' Jrc c.apablr of
lc:.tmtng J Lingual!(' so dlO'cn:nt
from an)' 01hrr language the)
knuw. Language lammg ts ~n
cmpowrnng apcrtcncc. wiclung pc,ople tu le:,rn d w.ngu.isc bend•
le.-,1)· JC\\,11\lln~
I': Who \\llUld wu "'> IS II~
,,..~,rst hngu,'>I of all um"' Why1
KD: L<'e, I 1,'UC"' I CJII) .tt1·
'"-er 1lu1 11ucst1t'n C<rutnl)·, 1hr
t\\ll most lmpon.mt hngulSl.s (t<>
""' ol the IJIICI ~If ,,r the 20th
,-..ruu') ,ur Nc:wn Chllmsk)- and
\\1lham L;ibo, but n \\uuld ukc
Jn 1nuroiblc '1fetch or tht-l(ffll
"!ot'XI' tll w, it to <lc..:ribc cltb.!r
unt '-'r tlwm C..10 l n.-,mJnatc m\·• ..,1r,
P-11<> 1<>11 ltkr 1hr Pnnl.incl
rna1lbl=rs n, do )"U "'Pl"'"
same ,11h,,r bosktlr.dl ,~•m like
ll d1ny 1rnnurl
KO: lh1> m:ar be lurd to wkc
but I'm • ~tit !>onac Ian. or a
Ne" Yt,rk Kn1tk fan, ur a fan or
Jny IC:Jm lhJt " p1"1•mg lll,llllSI
1hc Lo< Angeles L11<.,rs
r: Is then: llll)1hlng c,1n;md1·
s1111ngc flt ln1tl\'Slmg 11bout ),>u7
KD: Im u Dead M~. "111,h
Is ncuhl:r strange nt11 tntemung.
but 11 explains • lot ;ibout tho,c
bst two )UIS o( !ugh s..huol ----Features----
Three overseas returnees share experiences
Interviews by Amanda Skinner France Lt," 15 & <..urk Calkg, Jnd 11~ S11Jckn1s an: knuwn for 1he1r ,-c,mn111.
m,·m 1,, IOICIThlllQn.11 studh:• So 11\ "",urrnse th.11 ,I number "' SIU·
Jrn1s c,c,y i,cme,;wr th,•t>« to lc~l'r ,.1mpw. ~nd <1ud1 11,r ,ulturc of
•n,~hc• p.111 ar 1111, ""rid, 1mpmvt 1 htrr 1•111,'W~ ,ktlls '" do re,,,•rrh
~a''•)' ul slurmg their •~P<rh•ncc;. 1hn:e LC >1uckms Jglced tu udk
about thr1r p,1111e1pa11pn In• f-•112(1()-1 u,e.><.is progrJn1 ~\.J.rtfJ,lutc f06lbt11\lu\kJnJ
tJtl >,,'fl LJt1•,~Uds; rTUJ •f 1,t l\cJ ~p1J
~m "'" 11 \:.m ,. ft&Jt' ,
Whttt did )OU (I-,?
I 11> ,cl" nl, • ho>I hnul) l hq
<It ,._ I') rnn,h ond hl-<-d 1hr11
h«..-,nd """" and b,guru.:s
l,cy n~•le • 11111r cnursc! Chnsi
LIS d1nnrr !lCClmse Ilk'}' didn I
hmk \\C ruiu CJnfsun.L J111nm
n C:1n do llut th~ didn't <»ll U
Jtwtl• 1 h.: calkJ II <hr Luu! ul
he lmnl .,. I Dominican
Republic
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11101rr '" s,mro /1o1111ni;~. r»n1n1
wnRrpuN11.
Where did )'OIi lhc "l11k
)<lU were lhcn:1 I '1,l)'td wuh ,1
h.,..i l>mll) :and I go1 really d<>Sc
hi 1hcm-.1 mo1hc1 Jud r.11hrr
JnJ a hmthcr ,,ml slstJ:r They
... .-n: Jrhnuh!I Wnno>C.\ 1n .uch
a C.11hullr QlllntT) And 1h.11
mdro up "orkln)l ,,u1 ak.t)' I rt·
,llr nu,dc an tflon IO jtel hl ~"""
1hem .ind II helped m1 Sp.umh
• 1,'I
Whai "''" )Our tl:isses
lll«:1 I took • Domlnk•n hiMlll)
<OUl'5., • unbb.-an 1dcm11) dJ»,
I.Aun An1tn.:.111 thought .ind ~
d.mcr d.il.'-, lhc ac,idrm1c,, Y.-cr't'
m1<1<:;t111g h "as turd 10 "mr S<>
much m ~p.mr.sh
\\c h,d ch•lleni:mg cl.iss ,..,.1,;
bu, the tr•chrr.. 1hcm,d1-..s \\etc
\Cl)' 1,x •nd uncn ended da<<oes
c.uh·
You also had an lntcmshlp -llMC)fOc:wrrr;,yo, ~~
Jessica Hopson on a beach
in the Dominican Republlc.
~, • .,chool there, rlA)u 1 The In
1t·rnsh1p " <> ,nt.t:mg I ""™•d
.11 ~ pubhc ,chool ,n • poor ~,gh•
borhc>ncl .u a ICJ<:bcrs '15"1S1,ml
Titcrt' "crt· 30-}j i;ccnnd graders
.md 1hc) onl~ \\t'nt tu Li.tu for r,,,tt hours u d,l}
M,m> nl the k11h <111.ln I know
lu1" tn rt.Id )ti I g,~ 5" lru
ltJrrcl ""mr11111,es mll II cklinlld)'
m.ldt m.-tc•h:, 1tu1 wll.11c,cr I
do II h.\, ro he lnwh·rd wnh cclu•
c:.o1mn somehow been.a~ Im Sc>
passton••c •oou1 ti
Wlu,1 did you do for fun? l Wlw .,...&!> the unl\fhil)
11.d
II ,.., ,..,,> uru1n1,1u«d l>;n
>II ,hu~ No ,vunc c.,1alog I hr.
;I) b:lo"• cl•= ) ou Jll!>l l-1111"
1p 111d pl<~ 1oor d.t,;,;,~ fan
attdtd 10 ntct'l pcopl,· ~ncl m•kr
~n•I <l>tltitt 110n If ,..,u du
\\ffll dan<1ng a lilt I hktd !\<•Ing
to ,1 club .md )l<'llla!( 10 J..n"" th<'
hlIBK .iud th< din« M1><1lr Ill<"
mc,rcnJlll, I I.I\\' rim C1r,;po
fh.u w.a., rtall► anu!ln)!
Would )OU 1ttom111cnd 1hr
program u, uthcr >1ud<nL-? I
w ,, ;Id rt, <>mmcnd n hut "'11 h •
C~tilll\.11')' .Jh'Jf"M'lll '\'U h.wc
1<> n:ah:, 111.11 ) '"' n: i:omi: tu a
Clnbb:Jn rounlt)· but \OU ;1rnl
g<>&nl\ I" ,r.i) .11 the bt~(h <' e I)
dJ) :md h.1,-r '1 ll"OJ'llt.tl pJrt) Its a
Jur,l pla<t 1'1111• I fth hl,c II wa,
cxirtn&ce ~udy •bnt.ld
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The Louvre In Paris. Junior Ryan Lidster visited It during his semester In Nancy, France.
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ont ol m) prul<S"S<m •uJ hr ,mi,
d,,,.11 .mJ rxplauicd v..h" I w113
m,J he, 11-sk,-J ntt 10 pu) some
th1111, mill) ll.i-!1) for 1h,'f11 And
1h<-11 thty let mt tn ntl)'"hen- I
,\ ,m J 1 10 \nJ • ~'I" n,r trre
Jnnks
Would yuu rrrommcnd 117
I "'"'Id, bu1 II nl'I JIWJ)
c.t.} and .. ,m,mmc. u rull)
lurd~uhd cuhur.11 dtlkrcnu~
ubll,·u.:s ,. nh l,111r, 11 <3n hr
ffit'I"\\ hr11111r1-h U ) uu f\: \qJhuli.
to su,k it ,,u1 tl Clll br a rail)
tr\\anlm u~<Kn« -.... ' "' Ryan Lidster with blologlcal
famlly at the Eiffel Tower.
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Junior Jessica Hopson and her host family In the living
room of the house In Sant.o Domingo, Dominican Republic.
Japan
Otn, I.con)! ('05) s,,,.n, a <rmrs­
"' 111 "'111Stll Caidai f<11"F,n Ian
)!Ultj:t unh'<'nttl tn lflruJ:a,11 O",
n,ar 0,.,1:.,. Je1.pon
Where did ) ou live?
I h,-cd ,.,th .i <null !Jmil), •
m•~her Jnd ~ ""' In JR •l'.tn•
n1cn1 In fhrakau 1 hr n11;,1hn
hJd >IU<l)· .,bro.,J ,,,,prncnrc
.md <M 1111dcrstood .. tu, 11 "as
h~c lo he , <1udc111 m an,•1hrr
,uunuy :,hr "as "tkom1ng and
h,·lp!ul
Wlm1 "<rr your d:t.s~
like?
l had four 1.1&.-.",t~ l\H• "ttc
fa~•- cL,,.,...,, our 1\:\5 <'1'0\rr­
'-lllon and 1hr t>1hcr ""' lr.bl1t1~
••l<l "rtllllg ~,, "''"'' t\\cHlu,30
"""' m [ngh,h • l11rr.,turt d= b\\ dasc..
It IS • foni:u:i!:t' colic-gt' .tml
IM srndcm~ wen, re.1th •w•rc df
01h<,r cuhurcs ,incl 1<,111)• C,lj\l'r 1<1
rnrct lurcl1t11crs
Whal <Ori or t>.p•rlrncrs did
you ha,e out In 1hc chics?
When 1hr program .. ..,, 1nrr. I
h..d •n rxtr.i "ed. ond I \\tnl 1,,
Tnkyu I IIICI up "11h ><>ttlC' lor•
mer LC cxclungc >1ud~n1s .tnd
1,l~d 10 1h,m ,nd caught up
l hr ~ pan ah<lUI 11 "J.~ l:x,
1ng 1hcr< m 1h1s hui,:c, <II)' th,ll
)OU~ !I() m.my 1111\CS on lV ~d
In rlltl\lt-S md ".11~,n~ amund
thr:sit :S~il'-\t,ht1c u, jUS4 1.Ttl\\J--.
,,C p,:<>pk TI1erc were 1u,1 -"'
man) p,oplc CICl)"'hctc lh,11
was !'-ln af lit<' fun ur II
\\uuld )OU rcc,,mmend h 10
01hcr s111dcm•'
I would <kfirnlcly rcwmmcnd
and JR 1n1rl1Clu..11on 10 busm= 11
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Chris Leong, senior. at a dinner with his host family In
Hirakata City, Japan, where he spent the Fall somoster.
the Pioneer Log, February 4, 2005 7 -Arts & Entertainment-oHsu explores brain Artist profile: Abby Broughton
OHSUs Jan \',m Somcn. Ph D by Becky Jones by Leandra Bernstein dc,nonstr-.ics ho\\ computer tech•
Exp,nd )'OUI' mind• nnl~· rn•y S<ll,c se,·cml cn1nmu-
h !Lb been luileJ 11> 1ht l\C'Cl nkuuun probk~ 1n tilt future
fronorr of mcxJern ~1rnu:·. c,1e h
o( us hob on,. and your run-ul­
t hf-null :!Ontblt thin~ thcy'rt
dcllci1>us Tit,11, nght. 1hc bmm
Thn,u11h the clfon~ ol OMSI,
OPB. rcpr~m•me. (R)m 1hc
Imm th< hmn rcscJrch gr<>Up,
tlram lm1l•11,c;, and nrhcr bcnc•
waon. OHSU kick:. nQ Brum
A" .ircncss Sc::,s(,n next wttk
wnh the lce1un, senes ·Gm\ Mat•
(Cr<,
llwe ""-"CS [rature. the cut•
11og-cdg< w(irl< nl ll number 1>f
lc.1chng IT«<Jrthcn along wuh J
\,IOCI) or C\'CTit,, thdl ·meal .md
uplorc lo:,cmaung nc--dl..Ctl\tt·
1ts~bou1 how our bn,1nsqu11c 111·
el'illl)· crt:nt Olli' C\'Cl)-d3) lhe:s
llc,cause or 1hc huge 111rnnw l!ISI
)'e:tt for the Bmm Awartncss
Season events, O1 ISU ts hold­
lngh this ycurs senes ~• the ru-s,
CongrtSS1on.tl Chun.h, 112.6 SW
P-.ark A,e Th:kcls Jrt a,-;ailJblc by
t11lhng 503-i 18-2515 or Y15ltlng
www.on,gonbmh1> cum
l'eb. 8: LECTURE:
TION. MOOD AND
BRAI . EMO­
THE
Nanon;il lnsmutt of
Ment,11 Htt11th Dlrcc1or
l11om.1S 111-..,J. MO.
oxpl.dns th• mind~
control or ernouon
,nil nl<lnd Jnd lu>w Feb. 22 LECTURC: sex.
DRUGS, ROCK 'n ROLL AND
THF TEENAGE BRAIN.
Alc,a,ndrr 51,...,n,. Ph D un­
locb the mystcn~ hchtnd 1ccn
an~ apprthcns1on and ,111011<.>n
Mor. I: LECTURE: THE
ONCJi ANO FUTUllE BRMN.
Mu:h.tel G:1:z.in1g;,. Ph D looks
•I 1hc h11rrL1n b12m .l> an ,-vrr
dunging 01Wln dts.."\IS<mg \\ here
It ~ bttn ,tnd whcrr u b gumg.
Mor, 8: LECTURE: DEVEL·
OPING YOUR CI-IILO'S BRAIN.
Norbcn I lrr.;chkowuz, M 0.,
and Elmo~ Ch:iprn.1n Herschkow•
II.% provide lips for helping thil
tlren e.xp:md tltm minds
Mor, 12-13: ORAi FAIR.
This·~ II r.-.c C\ffll
l'hc frte, t\\O-OA)' Bram fair 01
OMSI fc11ures lnlt111l1l\'C d15pl.1ys,
reul b111ms, a Onstctn lonk-3hke
""''est and bnthdal celebration,
prucs and other liamil)• fun Name: Abby Broughton
Age: 21
From: Teton V:allq. ID
What nrc your raTlitst mc,n­
ori<S of di,bbllng In a.rt?
I w,e,I to It.a-. • linle d<>k
•ntl a h1g box or ma1kcrs and I'd
"nit Jnd lllwrr.11c book.\ abc,u1
anim.,I, and m) famll)· .and our
Jlci.' I ,1111 h.i,• them. but the)•
,,II re.ld back\\ anls
How d,d you become an 1>.n
major and whi,1 ts your arc• of
conccn1r:11ion?
I ,1<tually Slanecl JS ,1 mil.Sic
mnJor but then Jct1dcd rt wnsn1
lc,r mr I mok o drawing CtlU,..,
Jnd fdl 1n Im c "1th 1l Or~wing
1, my C(lllCCIII rauon
1 ell us •1><>111 )'Our ~nior
project:
I Sl:mcd nut wanting tn do
dmwmg, or the huni.in m=-ular
sysicm on old rowing shells I go1
n couple ul old boots ~nd stantd
dr:,wmg on them, but ii "-'!ISII'
quite "-orldng how I wJ111td It
lO, Meanwhile, I \\.JS i.-tklng ~
ccramk:, cou,..,. I qaned mak•
Ing ccnamlc pieces Jnd decided
10 do drawings t>n the 111S1dr or
them I'm mJk1ng • l•,ge hum.t11
sp,nc Olil or 25 of the pieces .md
they will be suspended m • hnc
rmm b1gges1 10 mu!~ On tht
ln.$1tle will he drawings or tnc'll)'
.l.lld mo\C=n1 th.it )'OU'U be ublr
10 s« l<>e1k1ng d!l\111 tht Inside
<>I tho: line Th, g..,llcl) c,p,:ns ""
Mart'h 31 i'MOlOf'tLMllll)I~
Abby Broughton ('05) displays a piece of hor current art
project.
Wh•1 •rt your plans for the
ru,urc7
I an sec nl)-SC:11 hclng ,n •n
1c:icher s<1rnc<IJ)', J~ not ngh1
oway I dcfinucly ~!ways \\'lint 10
do an £or fun and cxplo1111ion
Where do you find insptra•
1io111
All O\'er thc place I found 1ha1
C\~I)· ttmc I look ut «imcthlng, I
,.,. 11 In 11 dilfcrtnl way and find
11upm11100 through 1h.11
Ir )'OU could mrtl any well­
known :ml.st.. who would II be?
Munden \VJSS(r, he) rmm
Ausuti Ht defied JI! norms .1nd
d1dn, believe In • !olm1ghl hne
Ht w.is very tnvlmnmcniull)
consoous •nd h~d some 11=d-
1ble rdt'1l.
What do rou do In ) our
spart time?
Rowing Llke5 up 3 '"' or""''
bul be,mles tli.11, 1 m Imo cook,
Ing. nlU.>k, Jnd ,kting My hie I>
prtll) much mwing anJ my ,n
n t ftO\\ Llt<>u a mlll<>Hhtmlc:UI tm­
b•Lin<e In 1ho lmom
,.n C!lll><' m,Jnr de,
,pair 2 reasons to get off your ass
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QUAM
rLRE: 15: MAR·
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• r -Arts & Entertainment-
DiFranco Knuckles Down Try some old Samples
not as raw as mos1 of 0.Fmnco'> :icross 11 stmnger ,n h;,r btdroom by Christie Wright
I remcmbtr ><-.:mg Am
o,rr:onco h"e ~t Bumbtr..h00<
m th;, fall ol 2002 Sh<, ~•­
formed her p,.,cm ·Sclf-Evl<kn1·
w!tb SUt.h lni,ru.uy llul II blew
m, mind (Y11u c.m h~cn 10
h<r perform II on her "cbsuc;
www,r1ghteou>b.tbc.corn And tf
)'UU h.a,·en), )'OU i,houldl) work bul thats n0< u, say she The lyncs for ·Pm,d1gm• re-I
soldout OM of O1Franco, odm,mtlon <>f
o,rmnco has pn.,c,lu~d ,, grass mni> ,KIM>m Thts isn\
CD ~'Cry )-e.tr sinct 1990, but ,urpn.sing, as ,ht M bttn •
·s1ud)'ing Stones· Is an <l<llmplt 'Slmng wl,<>cUtt ol dcmtlClllC)
of wlut nuke. thi> unc differ-•nd suffrage L..ut foll !>he touted
ent lhc hcg,nnlng nf th< tr•ck the S\\1ng ,u,cs ,s the ht:ldllnc
I> domlmttd b) ~mngs th.11 lade for \~1c 0:11001111 and encour~RC(I
in Jnd nut 1> OiFnmco ddh·cr.. her audu:nccs 10 rcg1S1cr to vote
Tiw, tran
llu1 there IS much more
lo 1h15 on151
O1Fr:111co~ """' al­
bum. Knucklt Down
W-15 tcltru<-d 01\ )Mllllll')'
lS .111d feauucs a rrper•
till"' ol g11cS1 m ustcl•ns
Whtie O1Franco 11St1Ally
rcamls solo, the \'lln-While Di Franco usually records solo,
rhe variety compli1nenrs her well. The
music is innovative and different from
what she's done before. quu guu.ir nJJ
,u th< btgtn•
ntng of "Rc­
wtl ~LS the
~ng up l11r .111
tnUm.11< pot·
tmy:il of l1>ne•
lnl<'S$ The
c1y cumpllmenb lw,r well The
music b lnno,,tl\'e and dlffer­
tm from whm shes done btfon:
Her dtsllntll\'e ,·o,a: ond 6ngcr
plucked solos sull dom111111c, but
the record fca1urcs some stnng
occomjl3lllmcm, g1,<!ng the
sound J number of dllTcn:nt b)'­
crs and harmonl~. Tiw, album 15 a stunning VOCJII hannony wuh
the Snn Fmne\Seo-bascd singe.rt
songwntcr, Noc \'cn.,blc
Her lyncs •re proVOOIU\'e and
111s1ghtful Jnd lhc •lbum Includes
yet mon: spoken prose. In ·Ptt­
mrncters," Difrnnco uutlzb her
smoky \'Olce In a haunting oc­
coum of • story 1ha1 dcu,lls lhc
thoughts of a woman who comes song ts almOSt tw,1ngy and ,s the
perfect n0<c 10 end the album on
While she malntwns her roots.
the lnnov:iuon and rn,11un1y c.,.
pressed by 0.Fmnco In these
twelve song; Is a Cfflltlvc lcop for
htr career Knuckle Down Is not
only a mUst-ltstcn for any DiFron­
eo fun, II t. truly ., mlicslonc tn
h;,rc:mcr
flHOTOCOIIUUYOFWWNIIIIIIQAQ:
OiFranco•s new CD, Knuckle Down, came out Jan. 25 and stays true to hor previous style. ~lOCIUfTQVO-WWWWHA!t,el(:QC..OOII
The Samples compllalion album Includes several music
videos and bonus MP3s.
by Ethan Stone
Boulder, Color.ado 1< full of
nch people They dnvc huge
SUVs wuh anu-Bush bum~•
stickers. ond they ride cxpcnsh·c
mad bikes "'Nnng c,cpcnsiv,
b•~ clodics emblazoned wuh
fake sponsors Whole Foods Mor­
~t is the buSICSt plact ,n tov. n,
when: buying gn>arics for• w,ck
v.1II rosi you more 1h.in a pbnc mus1Clllns did Groups hke Ou,-.
Mnuhews B:lnd and Dig llead
Todd and till, MOllSlt'.IS wal
simllllr gr.issmots hypt wuh gn:at
5U('tt$S, Jnd Olh<.er OOllCli "'Ctt In·
fluenced lldl,1tr by the Smnplcs'
unique blend or po,t-folk rock
TCE8"C and 1hc hcanfclt lyrics of
le:><! slngc.r-songwnier !>(';In Kclly
The CO 1s • lughly cnioy.iblc
romp through• coUCC11on or hus
that you\'e probabl) nc\'cr lw,atd
uckct 10 Bo­
lMa.
The tt.:ison
th•• rm tell­
Ing you obout
Boulder, Colo­
rado ~ btcausr
I thtnk that the
S:implcs arc The Samples see,n co
have a penchant for
cbe bittersweet nos­
talgia sound. before. rang­
mg fmm the
bhtcr~wect
nostalg,~ or
Did Ya E,·cr
Look So
Nice· 10 the
h111uswec1
the onl) gwd thing 10 ~-.r come
out of ·the ~o(llc, R<p11hlk .,r
llouldrr. and 1hnr grclllCSI hus
rollccuon. 7hr I'm lku of IM
:,amr/o 15 ou1 now on WhJl Arc
'R<cords? In~ l" ,-..disc ~t includ
Ing a d""unltn1.1ry DVD
Th;, rollecuon lndudcs 17 au­
dio tracks frorn the S:tmplcs hey•
days, IQ89-199i. dunng which
tliq rocked countless rollcge
campuses and ,onccn halls llll·
11011w1dc while >0111chow n~•
mg LO n:nlllln under the rnd.,r or
the big muste rndustry. But while
the lll3lrl51l'l!llm mcdi.11 dldn\
c:ntch on to 1ht Samples, othu n0>1nlgia of
·tmk 511,-., 1ung· C1hc S.:unplcs
stt-m h., h;wc ,, pendun1 fot the
b111crsw«1 nosi.llg1:1 sound)
~ .tlbum suffers from poor
pmduclng. bi>th 3 produtl of .md
ixrh•ps • rt:IS<ln lor 1he \lmplcs'
conunwd l,ick or rccogn,1ion
And. ahhuugh thb ~ dcfinltcl)· .i
po,;1U\'C ttVICW, I ruwc to admit
tru11 ""nw:umb Kelly, voice un•
noys the, hell out of me The OVO
IS • great .ac,ompan,mcni w11h
four mU$lc '1dcos. ~ docu.mcnlllt)
ttnd addluo11:1l oud10, indudmg
llv, tracks rh.11 prove 1ha1, 111«­
c,·cl')' good band, the Sampks •tt
btuer on si,,gc 1ru111 In the studio
Attention First-Years, Sophomores and Juniors
Do you contribute to campus Life?
If so, apply for one of three $2,500 scholarships!!!
The Lewis & Clark College Alumnj Office is currently accepting applications for I.he Alumni Leadership Scholarship. This
scholarship recognizes and rewards outstanding students who have demonstrated leadership. actively participated in I.he Lewis
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recipient will have the opportunity lo serve a leading role by acting as an ambassador between current students, alumni, faculty,
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Applications are available in the Office of Alumni and Parent Programs (McAfee), the Office of Career Advising (Albany). or
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Applications are due Monday, February 28, 2005
b 5:00 .m.
the Pioneer Log. February 4. 2005 9 ----Sports----
Men's basketball flounders in the final seconds
by Aron Phillips
An)onc JI 1hc 1mn, b ... kc1bJl1
~nc ,1&iln.t 1hc C,,:orgc F,•~ Bru­
,n., '•'--" r11doy nlglu b \\Cll o\\,11'1:
of whal • IIJII b11<1 II \\11> for ,lll
Wuh C..:o~ fox 'ltlldcms swnd
tnR .1l<>n~s1<1t and const.tmly b,,.
1hnit "'1th 1hc }'jonccr f.ans. 1hc
nc,L.., \\.I> •\mo,t <lc:tfrnlnl\ for
1hi,sc, LIi 1hc Shtnd~ G4'ory fox
1h, cum,111 Nonlmcs Conlrr­
c1Kt le.Ider ccked ()111 ~ \1U111)
m 1hc fi11.1l ><ecnnds ,,r 1hc g.1mc
Thmui;hau1 1hc )¥1111<' 1hc k,ld
changed oock and fonh . .,ddmg
ltl 1hc IOICIISII)' and suspcru;c ror
1h1· crowd Wnh 26 seconds lcl1.
•n,I d,1wn 1h11:t, 1hc Ptun«,-.
"'"kcd thr bJll Jround 10 frcsh-
111.1n phcnom Mnrk RA!btn<l\\ ilZ
('08), whu c•mc up shon tn 1he
clutch allt!r plo)·ing 12 mlnu1rs
Luddl) fur IM Ptonccrs. 1·c1-
cmn MJkt Kirkham ('05) ll""'-kcd
down the rtbound ond p.150ed II
OUI "' sh.irp-sholllt( Ry;in Wells
l'OOl whn was deep for three
Wdls s.111k 1hc bucket and ucd
the j\JIIIC \I.Llh 9 2 ,.,conds kl1
1Ju1 "" 1hc crowd "cm nu1s, the)' ,p,.,k 10<• SO<>n In 1he ensuing
'lt'rnnds. ~,corgr r.,x managtd 10
dnbblr pra<llcall) uri.:on1c,1nl
d""'!I 1h.-lcng1h ,,f tltt: fic><>r •nd
make 1he g.unc-Mnnlng layup
wuh 1hrcc '54:ron~ lcl1 1n the
g.1mc lhc rcmammg three sec­
onds JUSI "cren·t enough ror 1hc
1'11111<,,,., to ,.u,h up ending the
g.,n1e w11h • 611.ll sturt uf bi M
!ht nu1 .. ,m, \\ib rrndnlst<nt o[
a g.imt th.ii rook pl,1tc bet\\o(cn
l'CLA and Mlssoun during the
NCAA Tllumam<:m In 199'>
whm Tyu,, Ellncy ran full «>un
for 1hc iµIDC•\\7nnmg l.lyup m the
lui;tl ➔ .ti scct>nds
Despnc the fin.ii ouu:omi,. 1he
l'lur1«rs b.1t1lcd h.,rd throui:hout
the film< Wdt. led the l'lon,:cr1
""" 16 po1ni,; Jnd Tummy M:ig­
nusou ('06) follo"cd suu "'uh
12 P"lnt.• Jnd 5 rebounds nic
11u1conu, <'I 1hl> g.imc lca\'CS
Gcol)!t fox In fi...i phi« In 1hc
Nctnh\\est C,,nf.-rencc, bu1 nlso
k.1,c• 1hc Plunct1> wuh hope 11nd
dc1cnn1n:111on lor their rcnmch
111 Ncwburr. on rcb 25 If the
Plm1(1!'1"$ 1t.t\·c 1m) opumtsm ft.')r
m.iking th, f)O"I.SC""'-'n this )""''· 1hcy·"' g<>ing It> h.l\'e 10 beat 1hr
Bruins ,111 the ro.td
The follu\\ mg night the Pl1>­
nct1", l.i..nl ,,ll Jg.1ln>1 Pacific
u.uher.111 Luck1I)·, 1hiS >l<'I}' lud
~ dtllrrem cndmg The Pioneer,;
were rn Jur,.~• Imm dttf> wuh 12
thrcc-po,mcrs ,n the mau h. rom­
llll,I ,1\1.0) \I.Uh " 73.57 \'l<:ICII)'
rrrsltrn.JJI ~%!rd M,irk RoblnllW•
It: l 081 not uni)' ,<>n,cncd [or 11
of tilt' ltJnt> h~ I➔ point\. but
11 b bcllf\,w th:n hr may h:ivc
COO\~ncd the Lure:,, on ~ whole
JlfTcrent I(, d Rohml.lWit:. Jli><>
kno\\ n .lS "The R.thbl w,.._. .1II
mer the .-.,un rrulktng 1ltc opp<,s..
lng tt:im see stars Uewtsh stars).
ro, 1h1> superstar. ,n hlS fu-st
loUln of the >t'a.,;c-,n, he (Oded up
wtth 2.6 points. Mlkt Ktrkhrun
('06) con1nbu1ed 11 pomts :ind 7
txx,nls m help se,tl the deal The
0111<-omc or the l';lclfk Lu1hcro11
g.1mr bumps 1hr P1011ttrs up to ~
record of 3-5 •nd lc:.tve.1 them In
1hrrd pl.icc O\'UJII
Be sure 10 check out 1hc rcsullS
of the g.1mc coni~h1. when 111(,
gu)',; "Ill l.u r off 31l"Jn>I Un1,·tr•
SIi)' of Pu1,~1 Sound
Super Bowl XXXIX madness!
by Emily Hellmich ,1nd 15-3 for Phlll)'), but ,i Super Kc>-. C.rct,hcn W1bon .. irul the
Bowl"'" cuuhl ur the ,1n1r 4u11c BIJ<k E)rd !\'as for the pre•g.tlll('
On Sunday, f-<b 8 Sup<r i bu A win on Suud.1)· for New ~hu,. and fonmr ilcJ1le. member
llo\l.l XX.\IX \\tll cmnmrn,.- ~, fnjll,md would n-mmt the tNm Paul Mcunn<y dunng the h,ilf•
, 11.>pm 11n I OX 10 J,d, ... ,n,11\,
FL Tins b:mk fn>m (1111 R.bl "111
lca1ure rhe New Eni:Jond P;unO<S
Jf.?IIUI the Ph1L,cklph1~ L1i:k,.
I\\O tc.mt.-. 1t: ... ,kmt,t tu to prm·t
th(mschc,<; Bt>th tc.mt• h.1.,r h.ul
tx,dlrn1 "-'IL«<>n> ( 16-2 fo1 N[
ARE YOU
WATCHING
·rnE SUPER
BOWL?
"YES. PROBABLY
AT A FRIEND
HOUSE. I CAN'T
WAIT UNTIL DEARS
KICK THE CUB ASS."
-JOSHUA STINE ('07}
"HOPEFULLY, YES. GO
PATRIOTS ...
-BECKA CROCK E1T ('07) .\> ., S111-.•r (~," I J)·n,,s,) "inning t1m,• I••" ·\nd of cnur;c then
1hrtt III lour ;easons The &!llcs, ore Jl"-11)'> tht commeraal5
on the other h.ind hold no Super ORCA .,,II be sp<•nsonng •
lkJ"I v1c1onc, m thc,r 72-yc:ir hug<' Super Bowl bash with food
""'""' and dnnks in Counctl Clt;tmbcrs
llttc enterw.lnmtru for Supt'r
!lo\1.1 XXXIX c<>nsht,; .,r Alluu
··wMO'S
PLAYING?"
-MAUREEN FOX
('07)
'"NO. rM GOING
fOR A RUN IF IT
I NICE. I DON'T
CAREANDI
DONTLJ.KE
FOOTBALL!"
.._ ca,nuvo, u -, · BECKY PRICE
.YEA.I I. DON'T EVEN
KNOW WIIE IT IS.
WHEN?WHEN'! I HE.ARD
IT WAS SOON .. :·
-BRITT DR.EGGER ("07) ('08)
''YEAH. YEAH, IN ONE
OF 11 lE LOUNGES. l'M
FROM e.W ENGLAND
BUT J'M GOING FOR THE
EAGLES."
-TAYLOR GOODWIN ('08)
RECENT SCORES
MEN'S BASKETBALL
vs. George Fox 65•(\7
vs. PLU 73-57
MEN'S TEN IS
Ponland State 5-2
10 the Pioneer Log, February ➔. 2005 WOML S BA5KET13AI L
vs George fox 4 7-60
vs. PLL/ -t7-58
WOMEN'S TENNIS
Ponland Statt 6-1 flHOIO~\IAilrM~
The men's basketball team practices intensely to prepare
for tho big week ahead, which will determine who the con­
ference leader will be.
Athlete Profile:
Mark Robinowitz
Interview by Becky Jones
IS1clm.mo; The ltihh1 •nd
tht • ..., hut 6.lbt~
Age Old rnnugh fnr st.1111111ry
n,pc o..h.ity5 to •ppl) CU )'<'U
amt pnnt 1lu1. Im 191 •
Homt1nwn P,,nl.md
Position (,.c·rr 1alkln" I,..,.
~tb,dl hen,) l,uard
Ytar,, y<1u·,r pla) cd b-b311
Aloe
'IJ1j11r/\"e:ir: l ntlcddcd/
rn:,hm.m
\\ hat fm,1 got)"" lnltre~lt'.d
In b1,ke1ball? Tlv ,h.,rl.: 1d,·"
Whiat's your m~l cmhara.~
tng moment' llc111jt -«n w11h
Jrfl Ch1ts1, ru.cn
Wha1\ your favorite movie?
Dumb 111d Dumber Arc you on lht Facebookl
·N<', I lu1< f .>c,b.iok ~nd t\ •
< t') one on ll •
Thrtt wonb 10 d~be
yourwlf: ·I)., f•dctng M.m tll
)'0U ,.in\ ['ltnl 1ha1. then I g,:t
mln,r
What-.. the sccn:l lo yo1tr 3·
poln1 shot• t'Ntu 1n~ •v 1111.si
the Ti<) Llub
llc.•1 mamor, of th• ""'1<011
~• l•r •\ fr,»n l'l.l ~ 11111g
o\\n<d II\ th, lll'\ Ouh
Wht> do t<>U ~dmnc .and
why? Rr.,d Boio, ""11es .,nd
g.·n1lrnm1
Ninja Turtles or G.I.JOH:
Nin)~ 1unles
• 1 ----Sports----
Rocky road more than just a flavor for Pioneers
by Becky Jones and
Valarie Hunsinger
F•lhnit stems 10 Ix a ~<.i.,r
nnt, lht1nt for the v,nm.-ns bM­
kttb.ul le.Im Liu, Sc.IS()!\ rht)· fell
on Fnw). Jin 28 10 th< Geo.gr
Fo, llntln, 00-➔7 and fell nuc,
ap,n on Sasurw)·. JJn 30 10 1ht
f"'1f1c Llnhcr.m Lulfi ~➔7
dropping them 10 1.,., pl.ice In
lhrir c11nlcrt0<:<
110\\c--cer. 1hc 1cam 1> nud,·
up u( st,,:r:d ln>1•)C21'S 1lm1 .. ,.
lhi,,,,ng hug, .,mounts ol po
iemul Ag.tlrut the Brum< "''"'
tr,si.11 ~nd Sl~1wm w.,11< COS
dl5Jll.i}td their skill< lur high
ln>!1RK-Crysi~l ended the g.im~
•11h l j pu,nts Jlld JI 4 for fl (111111
!ht 1hm:-pn1n1 line. ind Sl1Jw1u
n•ppcd II up .. ,,h O pntnt,
Thc,c pov.1:rful '"'ll> m.uk up all
ol tht held go:ils rxcep1 fi,,: 1ha1
rughl They •\Ju pro\'cd them•
td1~ J")'-.rful •p;a•nst 1h,• I.mes
..-htn Cl)">lltl ~or«J 9 potnt.s •nd
6 rtboonds .ind ShJWM h.1d 7
po,~
Also kt,) 10 the pcrfom1ana:
cl 1ht: l'mnccr> .... ,,.., Alllsnn l'Jn
('06) who scc,rcd • whopping l➔ p<'IIIIIS The Plot\CC'rs "ere no
nt31ch for lht L111~· .--.11 ~u.i.:k,
"h1ch m<ludcd four of tbnr pl.II'· C.,,ilr twlnJJ!s,uddcd 16 po,nL~
Cry:,1:11 wuh 9 .,nd Sh.,wn.1 w1th
7 l he lute. OIIIIC out ;th<".1tl b}
<>nly l l potms c.1USLllg them ,.,
"The coach is young, n1osc of the players
are new co the college, so this is a founda­
tion season, and so rhe end of the season
will really be the beginning of a new era
for this ream." -Laura Snider
rrs ><0nng m 1ht dnuhlr fijllun
nu_. wm 1mpro,ed the Brums'
standing ln •~ Nnnhwest Cun
rcr,ncc, 10 7-1 m.1k1n11 th.em the
lc.,dcn In the u1nfon:11ec The
Piunccr>, ho\\,:,'tr, fdl to 1-6 111
the Nonhwe,,1 C.OOfcrcn,c The
bdlts then tm,-ckd 10 1ht rlCM
day 10 TllOOlll.l \\'.i,h 10 com11e1c
3g;JIIISI the Lute>. Ocsp11c h,1\'•
mg J oru, pom1 le.>d a1 ,he h.tll
1hr 1'10,, couldn1 keep the Lutes
"1lhln tCJCh uiwnrds 1hc rnd ol
the-game f•rr corulnucd u, scor,
In the dlluh~ d1g11s, «.'t>ring I l
p,,,nis In 1hl: first h.lU. ending the
~RIC wuh H 1111.11 palms TIIC 1111pru,c t:,.J In th< Nonhwc;i
Conference and 1hr Lady 1'1n>
remain 1 •7 m the 1'unhw($1
c.,n!ettn« Although 1h15 =·
son Is turning out d1(kr.-n1 than
cxptord uura Snider ('06\ 5-1)'5.
The COileh •~ ~"ung, m<'!'I of ll1C
p!J}C" •re ncv, 10 the c<Jlkgr, so
thh 1, J found.illon ~=n, ~nd so
1hr tnd of the ~111 will rcull1· ht
the beginning of~ nev, <Til fur this
lC'.lm •
Ne.'<t week the !Jdies w,ll
1r.tvd 10 l'ugc1 Sound on FndJy,
Fcl, 11 TI,e game v,111 ht brwd• =• 11,·c on the Internet through
>ponsJUICt' 00111
Love-Love Pioneer Tennis
by Matt Savage
T1us <hould be • gn,a1 ,e-~s(lll
for the'. l'lonccrs Wuh 1hc men
lu'1ng ''" 8-11 rt<ord from L1>1
1...-J.l1d lilt w<•mcn l, lt:,, bolh
lttm.. .. lrt. rea.J,· 10 win
TI1e 1e.1ms ,Ill: Jl11'11d) oil ,,, .,
"1f'JI ,un boch bc.lllng !'St.I Lo.>1
-~.-nd m tl1etr hrsi g.,mr The
womm """ 6.1 ind I.he 111en
~er• ',.2 m un cxo11ng hnmr
pn1( b.udetl IIUI In 1h, Lev, Is 6;:
Cw~ tmnt.s Oomr
Thc,".H111lCO rlOntcl"SS\\'('11hr
smi:fcs m.udl<'S, .aumbhn)! 11nl~
In •I w>Uhlt"> lltuh:n I l.1.Jt1m,>10
(\)ihnd Li: Ngu)"'" ('Ll5l c.uncd
t!w f1n1 I"''"' <11 the ~n for
1ht ~en "uh 1hr1r d111111n~111
S-l ,1,'lOI)' a1 <:2 clllUhlts And
,,, the men :i,.11o,h1 G,,d.1 ( 08),
"""C>-0 .II •l $mgle,.
i-c•t weekend, lx>lh t<~m> wlll
bcank II out •!l-1•""'-On,~n :itu1c
Tht v,omcn rJ,tl) bc.u OSU ln;t
)'t'~ 0-0, whlk the 1ncn did n<'I
pl,) 111Cm W11h lllly h.u:k. they
,oill both bc31 OSU th~ \\C<kcnd
Mter 1h.,1. 1ht team., "111 spilt
up 10 pl,1) Confm= mJu.~
lbc men "1U ,pend the weekend
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Satoshi Goda ('08) warms up during practice this past
week. Tho team Is getting ready for a grueling season.
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Lady Pioneers box out whllo Shawna Castle ('08) shoots
and scores against tho George Fox Bruins last Friday
nlghL The Pios lost 47-60.
Athlete Profile:
Kristin Head
Interview by Rebecca Goldschmidt
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