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Lewis&: Clark College's student-run newspaper
Volume 65, Number 13 Friday, March 2 3, 2001 http://www.lclark.edu/-piolog/
Mugging
shocks
campus
page2
Depression
among
college
students
page3
Preview of
Chana Cox's
play,
Pharoah
page5
Why James
should be a
Pamplin
Fellow
page6
Men's crew
rises early,
pulls hard
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Eo1To1t-1N-C.H1U' MtAGHAN
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ASSOCIAT( EDITOR: ERIN HAJCK
NEWS EoJTOR! Jot CL.oCI(
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FEATUIUS EDITOR: Mu.GHAN
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Aus EDITOR: ER1N HA1cx
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Th; Pioneer Log is lundc<I by
your ,tudent fee,. by Joe Clock
A, 1:25 am, on Sn1urclny
Mach 10, four Lewis & Clark
s1udcms were robbed as ,hey
walked 1owarcl Ponderosa
Two mcliv,cluals go, Olli or
1he,r vch,de nncl npproachccl 1hc
s111dcms. The a11ackcrs asked
1he s1udems for money and 1hen
began 10 h11 1hem. As he
punched one or 1he s1udcms one
of the auackers reached inu, b,s
pocke1 and s1ole the studenl's
wallc,. The smclem losl nr, y dol
lars m cash, h1s dnvcrS lictnsc
and lus s1udcm ID card, but 110
weapons were involved. nncl
none of the students was seri
ously miurcd
The students described their
anackcrs as lWO dnrk skmncd
men, one of whom wore a ban
dana over his face They cou lei
1101 describe the third man, who
srnycd 111side the anackers' vc
l11ck. a 1wo-1onc l'ord Bronco.
A s,milar robuery occurred
enrl,er 111 1 he cvcn111g near
Papacrno's Coffee Hoose on
Tcrw11Hgcr Fron, t haL Hie Idem
1hc Portland Pohcc were able to
pu, wgclhcr more :1ccur.-uc de-scr,pnons of the a11:1ckcrs.
When asked 11 he 1ho11gh1
t hOI l his mddc111 was related 10
the rccc111 1hc!1> ol computers
and 01hcr vahrnblcs from rooms
In Forest, Director ol Campus
Safety Bill Curtin responded,
'"No, I thm k this 1s very unusual
and chrrerent, I 1h111k thb was
jus1 some random people 1 h:11
were gomg around town look
ing lor oppor1un1t1cs lo Slc:-tl
from people." Curtin also
stressed thou whlle !Ins lnc,dcnt
was :, robbery, 1he other ind
dents had been I her,
C\lnln :1lso said thm m the
ten years l hat he has worked al
Lew,s & Clark he cou lei not re
member a.nother incident like
this 011c.
Curtm adv1sts 1hc commu
nity nm to ,ry "' Hgh1 back ,r
they flnd themselves in 1l11s type
of snuation. These.criminals are
lx,ld and d,111gero1ls. and 1he nsk
ol figh1mg against them is 100
great for I he amount or 1noney
1ha1 a s1udem could lose
The robbers frum the March
10 incident have not hcen
caugh1
Crime Beat
by Julie Laylon Couch, Campus
Safety Officer
March 61h
1\ llon Appell! employee re•
ported ,andrillsm 10 her vch1clc
while it was parked on south
gate "'"rl The complainant no
uccd n lon:ign substance on I he
hood of her vehicle and :tt>rnngc
plastic traffic cone on her
hood.The complnrnan1 s1ated
that she had seen a small group
or s1Udcn1s near Plau-Hall at the
thne yelling obscenities, but was
unsure if ,hey were directed at
her.
March 9th
Officers responded 10 n com
plaint of. mnrijana smell rrom
Pb11 Hall. Officers confiscated a
beer bong and a Lewis & Clark
College sign. Severn I bot! lcs of
• beer were poure<l om because
the occupan1s were under the
legal ngc 10 drink. A proper!)'
receipt was rilled o,u nnd a re
port was forwarded 10 Residence
Life.
March 10th
An officer responded to a
medical t:1111 In HowarJ. The s1u
dcn t was transported lo
Emnnud l losp!lnl r11r trt.ttmcm
Three student~ were as
sauhctl and ont· stud('nl was
robbed llutsidc of Pondcrosa
Two suspects gm out ur a older
(1111d 80'<.} two-tone brown Ford
lironco wlnh• a tlmrl suspect re•
111aincd 1n thr t.lrivers scat. The
lW() supsccts were dc~cribcd .lS
dark skinned mcllviduuls wuh
one ha,r-ing n blue b,nldann 0\/L'f
his face. Portland Polite also re
sponded nn,I stated thnt tl1c sus
pects machcd a descnplion of n
prior assault on the comer of SW
Carson and SW Terwilliger t.'tr
lier in the evening. ThcsuspcclS
in the earlier assault were de•
scr,bed as a hispank male, 5'7,
1 701hs havmg a blue bandana
over his face and the second sus•
peel was described as a black
male. who \vas a.bout 6' 1" and
1751bs. A student was nrrcstccl £or
Driving un<lcr !he Influence
(DUI) and Crinunal Mischief
and Reckless Driving. The stu
dent caused damage 10 several
lawn'-1n the ~1cn<lcmic area with
his \'ehiclc. The s1Udcn1 was
given a sobriet)' 1cs1 and failed
all the tests given by Portland
Pollet. The swdc111 was ancstcd
and 11is vchiee ,owed hy Port•
land l'olic<.
Orfieers on foot patrol 111
lower campus observed lndi
vulunls smokmg m:niJuana. The
,..student 1nvol\l..:d was coopera-
11vc and a proper!)' receipt was
given for !!he confiscated pipe. A
repon was made and forwarded
10 Residence Life.
March 13th
A Neighborhood resident was
verbally thrca1ened by a indi
vidual driving a students vehicle.
(The s1Udc111 was a passenger
and the vehicle was registered in
her name) The ,nc,dcnt occured
ou1S1Clc of the Campus Salc1y
office where the compla111an1
was walking with has )'Oung
daughter. The compl:11nan1
1hough1 tha, the velutle was
dnvmg an excessive speed near
pcdistnans .n,d when he asked
1he driver 10 slow down the
dnver usNI a great deal of pro
lam1y toward the compl,unam
and sped away.
March 15th
More g.rnfnu was discovered
In Plan/Howard ,n the mens
restroom ncxl to Lhc Plattcau.
March 16th
A Sinrr member reported n
h11nor ncc1dcn1 mvolvmg a cam~
pus•owncd scooter and a t..-am~
pus•owncd van.
Unknown pcrson(s) pulled
npproximmcly c, trees 1ha1 were
located along the road side of
Pala11ne and lcr, the trees on the
ground.
March 19th
Unknown pcrson(s) stoic a
Nonh America map 1ha1 had
been placed outside or the
Womc:n's Center 111 Tc111plc1on.
2 Pioneer Log March 23, 2001 monkeywrenching
by Joe Clock
On M·~o-n~d-•)\-,-M~a-rc~h-1\-vc~lfih.
ac11 ,·1s l Tim Ream gave a sprcch
en111lcd 'indusmal Sabotage:
How :incl Why"' 10 a packed
l;1;marnfk Lounge
Ream's speech was very
,nrormnl. and he hdd h,s
auchcncc w11h 111s cmhustnsm
and passion for lus 1op1c. Ream
n1so used a sar<.'flSUC humor 10
emphas1?C h,s po111ts. The
nuchcncc was nlso very
responsive 10 Ream's speech,
wluch he recognized saying that
Lewis and Clark :,lways g, vcs
lnn'I :, l:ngc ;)Od radical nuchcnce.
Ream began his spcccl, wnh
111s own h1s1QI)' and backgro,m<l,
cxphuning how he went from a
smnll, conscrv:11ivc, midwcstcrn
Cntholk u111vcrsl1y, 10 a 1m1r
across the coun1ry promoung
videos he worked on nbou1 the
WTO prolCSIS Ill Seaulc m 1999,
and I he Warner Creek Blockade.
Ream spcn1 some lime working
ror ,he Environmental
Proi:ccuon Agency, bu1 w;,s
,urned away by 1hc bwea11cracy
of the org.:1n1.Zauon
AfteT le,wmg I he EPA, Ream
[earned skills mvolvcd w11h
~L1s1a111ahlc rnnmng and sell•
sufllc,ency. and 110 longer fch
lumsclr rcstramcd by the system
1hn1 he advocated r,ghting
agams1
After his mtrodu"ion, Ream
moved tnto the reasons why
people should cngnge 111
industrial sabotage He
nddn.'.'SS1:4l cnvimnmcnr,ll ii.sues
mclucling the high rate 111
cxtmcuons umorlg a111mal5,
today nntl 1hc spread uf globol
warming. He abo gave counter
;irgumcnts 10 many of the
common JLLS1if1cn1ions that
people give lor the
env1ronmenta1 tlcstruc1ion.
In the ''Why" portion of his
speech R(.'(lm also expressed lus
disill1,sionmen1 with democracy
and 1111\SS mcdrn. He used 1he
most recen1 presidential dcction
10 dcmoris1m1e the problems he
saw wi1h the ,\m,·rican
go"crnmem. as well as the biases
or the media based on 1he llaws
in eleclion co\lerngc.
Ae<'Ordmg 10 Ream the only problem with in<lustrl:11
sabotage is lhat not tllt)tlgh ofi1
happens. Rcnm bcg.,n thr
portion of his speed, in which
he addressed the "I low· 1,or1io11
of industrial sobo1.1gc wl1 h some
advice to his lis1cners. He
reminded his nud,ence or the
privileges 1hn1 1hey have as
A1ncrica1lS Lo meet anc.l speak
about issues like inclustnal
S3borngc wi1hou1 lhc
interference or 1hc govcrnmcnL
Ream's discussion of lhc
methods of mdustrial sabotage
began w11h some :1clv1cc abou1
sccunty. :md .... -arrying out acuons
w11hou1 gcumg caught. Tins
induclccl telhng people mvolved
only what they need 10 know
nncl 1101 tell mg them or anyone
c.1sc any1h111g more. Ream
discussed the inform:iuon
gathering c:1pabih11cs o( 1he US
government nnd reminded
people 10 be Cxlrcmdy c:1rcru1 :IS
1hcy plan 1ndus1nal snboiage
ncttons. He t•>ld his rmdicncc to
he very careful 10 leave no 1r:1cc
or their 3Clh)11S, 111dudmg not
us111g crcdu cards or other
11,rnsrh .. llOns drnt would give
away where ther were at a given
11111c. Finally Ream rcnnncled Ins
nudlcncc that d1scrplmc 1s
extremely m1porrnn1 for success
After his advice ab,nu
sccurtl}', Rc-.rnl moved on 1.0
choosing cflccuvc 1ari:c1s lor
in<lusmal saboiagc. Accordm,:
to Rcnm the bes, inrgcts w,11 do
the most damni:c possible 10 a
de~truc11ve companv or
orga111zat1on This tn\'ulvcs
choosmg vulnerable rnrgcLS, and
1:irgc1s 1hn1 hnvc vulnerable
public nnages. as well as targets
1 ha1 wili set an cxmnp1c for otht·r
ncuons. Ream ;ilso told his
nud1encc 1hn1 ,her, can be vc,y
clrecuvc. and th:11 cuns\rucuon
s1gh1s nrc ,,ulncr,iblc targets.
Ream closed h,s speech by
rcnundingstudcms nol lo abuse
,he resources 1ha1 they hnve. He
wlcl 1he111 1h:11 the college ,s a
grc:u informauon r('sourcc for
them 10 use nga,ns, bigger
1arge1s, ,md thn1 they should not
hun d1c1r access LO lhosc
resources by 1argcL1ng lewis and
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Your mopiness may be more than the weather
by Myah M Moore
.. Thn:>1Agh the /ir'sr semester ,,c
irwi> & Clark I r<ally rnjoyccl
mJself anti life was gw11 lltll hy
rhc wne Chru-lma3 ncc1re.d nwny
of my Jrle,,cl, went l,vmc and
pf,mne,J to ,rnu~ftr: ,uhrr )tucft·nrs
wr,r ve, y 11/>>tl 1md 11100,ly ull 1hr
rnnr. I u/rrn wonclcrttl ,vhm U
,01111/ br. MJ f11,1 tlwuglu tlwt
wouM ahvuy) uunr tu muul wa>,
the wc-athn Thr-rnin, grtty11e.ss
and iroomy ~J:ic) ju~, nuulc m,:
want rn ),lay in hc<I nnd n,v,•r Cf'nt(
to dtts).
11:ncw 111111 I W<IS 110111,c only
one rliat Jrlt this way, 0111 lhC/1
JX'Oplc~ ,111ri1> beg1111 lo lift wlacn
rite nn, 1rmr~trr .sfcu trd -nol
mine I :irrmal h? be ah1• c,nly out=
thor rrmmncd iu ll1b tlr.1ncssed
\left< Bui I ,oultl nm Jigwr vuL
hcnv W 5lOJJ il WIim wcl> mahing
111r Jed 1l1b way?•
(/\nonynwus L&C ,rutlrnr dl
«g,wsecl wuh Clinical Dqm•s,ion)
One Ill every five pcorle has
depression. h's common 10 gel
"thi.' blues .. ot hc::come .. home•
skk" us a college student. Sad
ness is " normal 1>ar1 of life.
Many depressives arc first recog•
mzc<l 11nd 1rc,ued during their
college years. For some people.
depression 11 rs1 sh,lws Itself :u
this point because they're aw,iy
from longtime fril-nds :and close
lamily members. for others. al
cohol and drugs become an Is-sue lur 1hr f11s1 11me, Add 10 1l11s
academic >tress, bad eating and
sleeping hahtts, :mcl the knowl
edge that what happen, to you
Is your own responstbiltty II\ a
way thai II never hn, been be·
fore. ,, ____ _
If you're feeling
hopeless, or you can't
get motivated, or if
you can't bring your
self to smile, there's
something wrong. __ ,,
be willed awar As I <lisctlvrred,
cl1t11cally dcprcssctl people cun
no1 •pull I hcmsclvcs 1ogetl1cr•
:ind get bcuer. Ul11ma1ely, what II comes
down tois 1ha1 there arc billions
of rensons you mny become de
pressed There's ,,!most c>t·namly
a hercd11nry component. but
environmental factors probably
play a role ru, well, Ynu may feel
you shouldn't be dcprc:,;.cd, that
sonic thmg, are going well for
you; but 11 you·rc lccllng ht>pe
less. or you can't get mouvatcd,
or 1f you can't bnng yourself 10
smile, theres something wrong.
It becomes what a111horf11cs c:111
the nation's leachng mcntal
heahh problem, "chnical depres
sion,.. The ftm step ,n defeating tlc
pression is rccogniztng It It's
nonu;d 10 have some :signs t)f de•
pression some of the ttmc But
nvc or more symptoms for lwo
week~ or longt·r. or nouc~ablc
changes in usual functioning,
arc all fnctors 1ha1 should he
evaluated by o heahh or mcmal
heahh professional. Son1e people
who arc depressed m:ty nm be
thinking dearly and. need help
to get help. Depression has a variety of causes and is easily treated.
Foriuna1cly, tleprcss1on ,s
l11ghly trcarnblc. When diag
nosed 11ccunuely, anti trc:ucd
with some combm.1t1on ofnn1i
clcprcssant medication and the
many non-drug 1herap1cs, vinu
ally everyone cnn be helped,
Chmcal depression can affect
your bod)•, mood. thoughts, and
behavior It can chnnge your cat•
mg habits, how you feel and
think :ibout things, your ability
ll) work and stud)', and how you
l111cratt w11h people.
Climcal depression L< not a
p:tssing mMd," sign of personal
weakness or a comhllon that tan The s<:cond factor th111 causes
depression is complex. Very of-
1cn a combination of gencli'-·,
psychologia,I and environmen
tal fnc1ors arc Involved in the on
SCI of clinical depression. At
1imcs. however, depression oc•
curs for no :lpp:lrcnt reason. ,,,..
Depression oftc.n runs in
families, On the 01her hand,
sometimes people who have no
famil)' history nlso develop de-prcss1on. Psychological and en
vironmental S-lrcssors con con•
tribute 10 a dcprcssh•c episode,
though imlividuals react differ
ently 10 life c,•cnts and experi
ences. In coping with stress,
some people find writing in a
journal. exercising, or t~11king
wnh friends helpful. But in clini
cal depression you need some
fonn of 1m11mcn1 (usurJly mcdi
canon and shon-tcrm psycho
therapy) to start Ceding bcucr
soon.
Regardless bf chc cause. de
pression is almost always Lrcat•
al,lc_
Depression can make you feel exhausted, worthless, helpless
and hopeless, making some
people want 10 give up. These
nega11vc v,cws nre part of the dc
prcssmn, and will fade as treat•
mcnt takes effect. It 1s unportant
lO take an acuvc role in getting
better
Make 1hc most of the help
available by being :1ctivcly i11-
volved m your trca1111cnt and by
working wtth a qualified thcra•
pist or doctor. If you need help
or have symptoms of depression.
you may receive free help at the
Counseling Ccn,cr or talk to
your RA about your concerns
and tht)' can refer you further.
~
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March 23, 2001 Pioneer log 3 ==Pio===nee==="rL=.Qog==Take Back The Night====
Take Back the Night features expanded events,
keynote speaker; event draws record crowd
by Erin Halek
Toke Bock the Night ,s an
annu.,I event of speaking and
marching at Lewis & Clark
Ct>llegc. The event. which
spans two days, 1s designed to
bring awarcntsS and empower•
mclll 10 individuals and 10 m•
spire acuon that will bnng an
end 10 VIOience against women,
The event Includes a Men's
Workshop, music, an c.venmg
of events including keynote
AU. PHOTOS IY ElbN HAtCW. speaker Migacl Scherer, a candk
light vigil. and march.
This yeu's event drew a
11\.lrchingcrowd 1,I over 200, the
largest Take Back the N1gh1 m
recent memory.
This year 1s the Orsi that Take
Back the N1gh1 hlts featured a
keynote speaker. With help from
Joanne Mulcahy, Migacl Scherer
was mvncd down from Seattle to
discuss the clfoets of medfo rc
pornng on trauma ,<icmns. A
teacher and consuhant to the
Journahsm and Trauma Pro-
Several instances of guerilla art characterized this year's
Take Back the Night The Clothehne Project took over the
Thayer Rooms early Wednesday, offering student~ the
chance to illustrate their feelings on rape and sexual
assault through paint and fabric. gram, Schcrcr addressed the
subtle messages lhnt arc comm11•
mcatcd 1<1 both pubhc and pn•
va1c survivors through mcdui
reponmg,
Scherer" the Dart Aw:1rd 01-
rcctor at I he Dari Center lor
Journalism and Trauma at the
Umvers11y ol Washington
Her first l,qok, Srrfl love,/ by
Ilic Sun: A Rapt Sun,lvor', ]our•
nal (1'.192) won o PEN/Alhrand
Cnauon £or dtstmgtiished non
f1cnon.
The march through campus
Other spots around campus
sported signs, chalkings,
and rem In ders rcmams I l)e mOSI visible ,md rcc
ugmzahlc event ofT.akc Back I he
Nlgh1 Lil camllrs, signs, holllC·
made noisemakers, chants .m,l
,h,,u1s conspire 10 create such
cnm,tradcne and purpose 1ha1
~ev1•r:il students wutchmt: fr,>m
1 he dortns were mspm:d '" join
the man:hcrs
The Chapel evcnLS saw •
nowd llf abouL 120, whith grew
throughout the mght and cnclcd
with nearly 200 students sing•
Ing omsldc Tamarack lounge.
Like last year, Take Back the Night 2001 boasted a high
percentage of men in the
marching 1111d Sfl<'aking rank.,.
The pt>wcr or Take Back
the Night is, at hcan,:, ,tjstrnl
<)ne From guerilla an am.I
posters around camplL, to I he
gripping dram., and dance m
the Chapel, the images of the
t.·vcnt stay with a viewer long
•her the stakes have b<,cn t.lug
[rum the ground It is with this
thought In n11nd that we
present a phQIO story on Take
Back the Night 200l.
Keynote speaker Mlgael Scherer
(below), author of Still Loved by the
Sun, spoke about the negative aspects
and effects of current media news
reportmg. She urged the audience to
call the media on positive reporting to
encour,ige <Positive 1ccur~tc reP.orlrng.
and called on journalists to know both
their craft ancf their beat Scherer Is the
program directed to the Dart Center for
Journalism and Trauam
Co-chairs for Take Back the Night 2001 were (1-r)
Ging<'r Beck, LI ndsey Vold, Jessica Poulin, and
Becky Weaver
Self-defense demonstrations were given by One
With Heart and the Women's Self-Defense class at
LC The demonstration was lead by Kathenne
White and Klmberly Doran, and acted out three
instances of domestic violence. In each case,
verbal abuse leads to physical, and Hie women
escape by asserting their strenlrth and
independence through self-defense moves.
Marching started around 11 ·30am, when
several students roped themselves together
and walked the campus with taped-over
mouths to symbolize the silence of sexual
violence victims and women m general
4 Pioneer log March 23, 2001 The culminating march through campus drew
nearly two hundred people Joined by the
Rackatislas, students circled campus from
Templeton, down to the library and up around
the dorms.
At various spots around campus, the marchers
paused for poetry, song, and story to be shared
At these points a stake was driven Into the
ground, both to cement the message of the
speaker and lo remind future passersby Arts Pione'erlog ==== ====~
Revelations of predictability
by James Christie
Have you ever hcMd of l he
saying "save 1he best lor last?" I
doubt that the guy who put
1ogc1her the Bible had heard
1ha1. l'or the la.st book of the
Bible ,s "The Revelauon" by
John. It's abom the end of 1he
cnnh. 1hc final war between the
forces of good and evil. and all
ol the world's smncrs bcmg cast
11110 1hr lake of r.rc. Let me tell
you. u's 1101 1hc mosl upbcal
novel cvc-r wrmcn.
Nor Is 11 somcch1ng you
should read 10 your child as a
bed tnne story,
" ... For 1 he umc ls nc.1r."
"\Vh:u time 1s near. Daddy?"
"Well son, 1hc mnc 1s ncal' for
1he 1rnmpc1s of Jeremiah 10 start
a-hlowmg and !or all I he
mdtviduals who have engaged ,n
mnnoral sexual ~\Cts to du: the.
second and 11nal den th Also, the
cny ur Babylon 1s ,chcdulcd for
dcs1 ruct10n "
"Oh Why don't )'0\1 read me
Ian,· tnlcs lor my hcchnnc s1ones
like normal parents do? Or
maybe you could rend me
•c;olcltlocks and the Three
Bcnrs· sm,c H ponrnys hO\\' evil
the Ary•n race really ,s I hu1c
the blue-eyed dcvlll"
1-1:wc )'O\I hccn h:rngmg mu
wllh those Block Panther;
:1g.1m?"
.. Yes, Daddy'"
rhc story hcg111s w11 h I he
1ypic"I h1bhrnl praise of the lord,
Gml and nur savior Jc!-oUS John
1hcn lutlows m the fool!tH.:p:. of
Mc,se~ bi mduJmg him,dt 111
Ju!, nwn work. Um mr;lc:.u.l (lf
h.1V111g Gou reveal lo 111111 the
lcn C unun.mclmcm!-o ,lS Mo~c>
,hd 111 the T,1l111uu, luhu writes
~even lt.~llet!, to ~r.vcn st·p.u:uc. churches.
Wh)' he
included this
in I he novel I
dono1 know. I
do know one
t h i n g ,
however. John
has a really
high opinion
about the
Church r,f
Philadelphia
for some odd reason. This is
strange since any or us who have
been 10 that Pennsylvanian city
knows that it's one of 1hc worst
cities every known to man. Only
the cities of Clcvelanu anil
Fresno c.1n be compareil 10 it.
After wriung a lcuer 10 1hc
seven cb1irchcs John is
1r.,115portcd 10 heaven where he
witnesses a Sheep brt:t king the
Seven Se:1ls It is this which
begins the inevitable end of the
universe. /\1 the brc,,king of each
seal n guy on n horse orn 11ntuml
d1-;nstcr occurs Ht lhcn
,,,nncsscs the ~vc111rur11pcLS of
Jeremiah being blown '\ftct
c,1ch 1rumpe1 1s hlown u nuwral
c'1sast1:r oecur'-1hot tlcslroys
onc-thml of something. be ii the
hu11t~1J1 popuhu1011, Lite Olt..m!>,
nr .,11 the plant life un carll,
I hen the seven bowb t.1! God's
rage nrc 1>ottrcd 0111 und this also
causes a bunch of de.uh, doom,
:111cl destruction
All of this culminates with 1.hc
last baulc between Satgn nnd
Jesus. /\mid all of
1 h1s John never
IJtls to pro, 1<k ,he
reader wll h ~1
clcscnp1mn of evil
peo1>lc s11flc11n)l
~nd good people
bl'llll\ ,.wed .,ncl
rcJ<HClll): ,lJ I he
l,111c1 g1oup I
luuncl t hl' 1 +I .000
v1rg111s on MillllU
Zwr1 lo be most
lntcrl'SI mp.
Ukc every other book ,n the
New Tcstamcnl series. ·1·hc
Revcl:mon' 1s ohscssed wuh a
Aood v~ cv11 <lichototn)' Yet m
1l11s Inst msmllment ol the Bible
John takes t h,s bmaq
oppos111on way 100 l:tr. Bi the end of 1hc novel. 1hc-reader no
longer cares 1ha1 <111 of the
world's evil has been vanquished
so that a New Kingdom of
Heaven shall reign on Earth. If
,he n:adcr docs care, it's only
because they're happy that
they're no longer forced 10 listen
to John ramble on abo111 all this
hornblc stuff happening 10 evil
people and all this great stuff
happening 10 good people
In fact, John cnrls the hook
ma half-hidden excuse for 1hc
rcdundancv oft he ccn1 ml I hcmr
u~cd m the novel. I-le :.tllcmpt..">
to lnakL· 1hc reader hd1cvc that
God would have scm plngucs
upon 1nm If he added anythmg
,o the plot (such as u strong
female character, which the last
book of the h1bk dcnrl)' ln~ksl
He al«> cl,nms 1ha1 God would
have ..rnsc<l his name from Lh~
hook ot life if he had removed
any or his tn1c. (1101 1 o mention
comnvccl) descriptions of evil
mchv1cluals hcing tortured by
whalnot. He even goes s.o far as
10 claim that he d1cln'1 really
wme the book. Ile pas,,cs off 1he
rc~pons1b1IU) !or co1t-s11 m .. 1111g a
lukewann pfo, on the <Teator or
1 he Um verse lmnsdl
I mean. tt1111r un. Juhn The
same d1vmc crcJ1urc 1 h.11 crc.w .. -d
poss11 ms. the sc x HJ l
rcproducuvc ~\'sLem .rnd
rcd\\ootl 1recs coulcl have comt
up w11h • bc11c1 :m<I less
rctlunclnnt plot 1h,111 whats
lnun<l m "The Rcvcl.1uon Wh)
clon, 1011 Just take rcspons1b1l11v
tor )'Our own piece of trash
mstend ol blommg God tor 11?
I H seen llollrwood ac11on
adventure blockbusters w11h
more cha~c1cr c..kvdopmcnts
and plot tw1s1s than found 111
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The theme of Plwrauli, Ki,ig
of Egypt, the new play by Sr. Lee•
lurer in l-lumanilics Chana Cox
is brotherhood The story con• ,, ___ _
They both must
wrestle with the
questions of slavery,
oppression, and re
demption.
'' 1ras1s 1he lives or Pharo•h and
Moses Moses (Br.,cl G<>od,nan)
believes he IS., prophet or God,
while l'hamoh (Shuhc. Tc.,rs ot
Jo)' Thea, re) believes he is a god.
·They both musl wrcstlt wuh
1 he qucsuons of sliwcry, opprc~
s1on, and redempuon wlulc 1ry-
1ng-cnch 111 lus own way-to
be n good man." s:nd producer
Susan Jonsson.
Cox says I he inspirauon for
the play came lrom mcmoncsof
her lather and the llolocaus1 Cox offers
new play:
A-.tale of
two
brothers
"In those nrs1 Seders after 1he
war, he raged at a God who
would allow the HolocausL to
happen," said Cox.
'"I realised l was coming back
to nl)' roots in rctcJHng this story,
as the play asks the questions,
"Why did God ,How such sul
fcri ng? Why did Pharoah
harden his heart? Why did he
refuse 10 let the people go even
when all the Egypt is stricken?
I see Pharaoh as a sophoclean
1rng1r hgure. He is Nie1zschean."
Cox's play presents Moses
and Pharonh as two men raised
ns brothers who, C\ICn when
cmbwilcd In the deepest con
Olcts, suit love each ulh<r.
"When I hmr(Mo,;.,s]. i hear
mv father, ongry th.u there Is so
much suffering. Pharaoh be
lieves h1mscl[ a god, c111rm1td
wnlt the rare of the oasb, wluch
I< Eg)'jlt." continued Cox
1 he premiere of the pl'1)' is set
for Evans Auditorium on Morch
31 (8pm). It will also be pcr
[om,cd April 1-3 al 7:30, fll'St at
E\lans and ,vilh the last perfor
mance at Augusu,na L111hcmn
Church
Living on punk
by Aaron Landau
In the n:d-plnid blur o[
m1d-90's post-punk, groups
such as Rancid and the Q[[.
spring churned out set alte1
set o[ widc-mou1hcd three•
chord ,mthems. Which is not
10 say 11 wasn\ any good, it
was and Is great fun But il5
succtss-and the US ""· UK
skirmish th.·u ensucd-ovcr
sh.1dowcd one o[ the more ln
tcre.sling o[ punk's kin And
they just lwppcn 10 come [rom
Melhournc, Austr.tlill
Tlw Uvtng End. comprised
o[ Seem Owen, Trav Dtmscy
,,ncl mastermind Chns
Chene)•, fortned tn 199➔ tn an
t£fon 10 meld Stray Cnt!>·Stylc
rock3billy with UK punk a1-
111ck ln1hefollll\\~ng6y<Ars,
The U1·ing EJ1d gave Austra•
Ila multiple hit singles (1n•
duding the co,mtry's besL•sell
mg single of ,he decade) and
a sclf-lltlcd .tlbt.1111 that de
b111ed ,II ,; l and went double
plntinum.
With their sophomore cf, fort Rott 011, lhc End hope Lo
spread this ~uccess to the
s1a1~. Roll 011 "'• however,
a slightly different album,
the upbe,u ,wing or Th, Lh·
!11g End has been toned down
In favor of a harder rotk red,
likely ihe ,esult of producer
Nick Launay (INXS, M1d
mght on) The album also
shows a deliberate effort 10
expand the group~ 1crrlwry,
covering both aggressive
punk and socially conscious
ah-rock, wiLh the occasional
nods 10 reggae and 5wing.
Th< result is n larger, mare
Intense :tlhum 1ha1 1511'1
qu11c ,urc where 11s rootl.
are.
The Living End Al'e 11n 10
someilung, nnd given their
success so l'ar, the kids down
under agree. But thtlr
sound Isn't quite where ii
could be And that'; the
rr1gh1cnmg pnrt Rott On IS
the product of" successful,
honcs1 and intelligent rock
band whost: sotmd, l lm3g·
me, can 011ly get be11tr
Mardi 23, 2001 Pioneer Log 5 =Pio=n=eer=L==lo~=====Foru m========
The masks we wear reveal our many selves
by Melissa Alrnquist
Herc 1s ,he ((ucs11on I would
lo\'c lO pose to every wonrnn on
campus: Wha, do you sec In the
rmrror! The maccumcy of 1hc
self-101age we hold in our 1mnds
lS preposterous. Yet. 4-lS women
we know this, nod do no1hmg.
Why?
l have been many women.
AlnoJtg those women, a fe,.., s11rk
with me, nnd a few I lmd 11.l let
go. r-01 example, wilhm me c,x•
1s1s "'Strong-woman" whu
brcnthes cvurnge 11110 her Ille
nml fcnrs no1hmg. Also wuhm
rnc ~s "Crcatnrc•wom.in ' 5hr
sets life's obstnclcs ns C'J1dci1Vt)rs
in which she can hnd expressive
soluuons: these solm1oru. nrc the
frun ol her growth. She maneu
\'crs well tn 1he 1mffk of dailr
>1ruggles of stress and rcla1ton
sh1ps By 1hcir side Is "Lovc
wonr:.ln." Tins special crc:uure
u1>cns her eyes. releases her
111dgeme111s and decides 10 he
brave enough not to criucize
hersc.lf or 1hosc surro1mdmg her
These arc the 1hree heromc,,,
some of whom you may know,
and 01her,; you may be longing
10 sec more of In your life. Re·
gardless, I am ccriain they are
there, and ll1us. l mus\ warn you
ol the1r nemeses: "\Vc:ak•
w·oman," .. Victim•w<Hl'l.tn" and "'Halc-,"-'Omnn"'. Somehow, I feel lO suffcr1 BUI lhis one docs. She S<.'C wha1 Is "wrong't wnh every•
comlonnblc .1ssummg 1hn1 you cnjo)'S the a11cmion amt above one else, ,net becomes butcr ns
arc much more fom11iat' with c,U 1hc: cxtuscs lh:u romc hom shr rc.::dhcs how good n lcc1s 10
these Indies, their rcso1irccfol hei11g1hcvic11111urwha1 i$obvi• dislike However 1l11s 1s a
1ac1 and scducu\'c nntun: How• ously someone dsc's fouh. Vic• double-edged sword. Back 111
ever. 1n any case, I nm hcrt to 1im-woman u.1kts tWcr .rnd con-fTont of lite mirror. H:uc .. womun
tell you how 10 tdcnufy them. vrnccsyouofhcridcnu1y. lnfoc1, docs not like wh,1 she secs Cl·
and say goodbyr 10 them. bctng a ,•1wm c;in become your 1hcr. She has been judgmental,
Back u, 1hc nurror-1hosc who onl)' idcn111y ,r she gc1~ • hohl the purest of ,·vil,, and she has
do not like wh,11 1hcy sec have of you She luvcs 10 blame oth• shut love 0111. ln shon, she ts
been scduc-ccl hy Wc,,k-woman. crs for her s11Hcnng. This wcok, s,rrrcmlcrcd and alone.
She usually will 1101 mcc1 )'Olir woman LS un:,blc to sec h,"' llfc As 1 sa,d 1 knuw I hesc
g,,zc in 1he mirror and hkcs to wants 10 ,hangc her, be wtlh her women personally because I
01111 thrc,·1ly forthc hcan, dr.nn• •ml g111dc her. The tragedy of have been all or 1hem at one
ing )'OU of yuur mouv-~mon .md Vicum-wonMn L-.c;hcncvcrstops ponu ThC)' become hkt mask.c.
~ircngth. She tell, you 1ha1 you su!Tcting hc,ause she Is unabk 1h.11 vou wear so well and !or so Go.,,,,c .. , IY"'"""'e<
.ire 1101 sure ,,f yourself <and you to let go of the pam tif the past. long'ih,i you do 1101 know how this mask 1L,111g. no wonder 11"'
very well mlgh1 believe her ti N1>w adopt 1h1s word. rcspotLSI· 111 forget them and t'UII 111 1hc d,thcuh to ,cc what ts you .uul
)'OU ,m: ncn ycL fonnlinr wuh her b1li1y Shr I$ \an:ahlc to t.nkc re-heromcs: st rcnglli, ercauv11y. wh,u lS nol. :rncl wh~• 1s posmvr
wwcs). She like, 10 nt>IIC< 1hr sp1>nsibillt)' lor her desire Ill uncl lov<'. However, 11 vou real• am! what ,s 1.LS<:lcss. In thcscnrch
1i11le 1hings she pcrc<avcs a< m-change htr hie. She ts resigned ,zc 1hn1 you arc living :vuh one for 1hc 1rucs1 heroine. which 1>
nclr((Uate, po1111 them Olli .111d to accept herself as 1hc vitt11n. or all three 11r1hc ncgnuvcshad• yourscll. II IS c:isy 10 g<·t lns1 111
lhcn let you suffer. She is the tr you do not 111ke responsibility ows, do 1101 dcs1,aar. the convol111cd nnagc_
mos1 lecherous of the three, and for your Ille 1hen she has Y"'' (;ver)' womnn will nt some Go 10 the mirror, foce II and
you must bcw>rc of her wra1h right where she wants yo,L poln1 111 her life pick up these Imel out whn1 kmcl of a woman
Once )'OU gtvc in. she can 1akc The final, and mos1 venom- masks. pul 1he:m on, nnd spend you an.: today Tfu.·n :)Cccp1 H.
hold of you. The whole world uus.of 1hc three is Hate-woman. some time tn front of 1he meta• forget the woman )'OU have lwcn,
looks chffcrcnl r rom the eyes or Once Weak-woman has stripped phorkal mmor irymg 10 dcc1• clo 1101 worry :ibou1 wh:11 wom,m
a weak woman your energy. ,md Victiln-womnn phcr her,;elf r rom tlus 01hcr por-you will be. Take rcs1,ons1b1l i1y
Victim-woman anJ \Vcak- has tnkcn yo1.1r idcnlil)', 1hcre is 11011 or self. \,Vc:1k-womart, Vic-for lhc woman 111 1hc 111,rror
woman gtL along well together room for grcaL insceurily to tm1•wo111an nnd Hatc•woman Rcnhzc Lha1 she ts sirong. nc
To c:ombal them lose these-brew. This lnsce-urity is what are: 1n focl out greatest ttachrrs: auvc and lull of love. and be
words from your vocabulary: 1c111p1s Hotc-womnn as she 1hcy 1cach us 10 be strong. lov• ~ra,cful 1hai bcmg weak, a vie•
fauh and guilt. Tlus is your bcsl moves in to covet 1ha1 which she mg and crcnuvc mdividuals w11h 1im and hateful cotild lc>ch you
lmc of defense In 1hc face or Vic-docs 1101 possess. Coveting 1ums 1hc capacny 10 draw the hnc and so much Then decide 10 say
tim•woman who loves ,he sheer to loathingasVictim•woman has take charge. goodbye 10 1hcsc 1cnchcrs, and
comfort of negativity and suffer- kepi her Slra3>pcd 10 her present How 1s 1he female scll-1111agc realize all 1hc love you have
ing How could ariy woman like situ:uion. H:u~•woman is able to so hombly im1ccura,c? \Vith :111 wuhm you.
Why the Pamplin Society should accept James
(ah hough I'd s1itl get a key 10 the
Pa111phn Socic1y room <incc I
need II pin( e 10 dry out all I ho.sc
cat ,k.rns I huvc. My roommaics
are s1ar1ing u., complain aboul
1he smell). ln other words, I
wnnt to be • member of the
Pamplin Society for more 1h.m
just supc.r£kial reasons. By Jarnes Chrislie
One c,I 1hc problems with be•
mg a human ts thal so1ncumcs
you feel sad. It's one of 1hose
una\'oidnblc a,,pccts or existence
such as death or becoming j6si
like your parents. No 111a11cr
how hard you lry-no m3HCr
how many bowls you smoke or
showers you fail 10 take 1hcse
painful cvcnLS happen. Recently
I had one ol lhesc painful incvi•
table moments occur which 1
would like to share wuh you. 1
renllzcd tha1 I was never going
10 get i1110 1he Pamplin Soc1c1y.
This broke my heart imo a thou•
sand pieces 3ncJ made me wnnl
10 dig myself a hole 10 crawl in10.
If I was a really a wonhy and
good human being I would have
goltcn into the Pamphn soc1c1y.
Why god did I p3SS up that Yale
scholar,;hlp In order to go 10
school with o.ll these 1.1,wis &
Clark riffraff?
According 10 the Lewis &
Clark College Catalog, "The Dr.
Robert 8-Pamplin Jr., Socte1y ol
Fellows smglcs out oncl brings
11.>gcthcr students and 1eachers
of the htghcst caliber .. • Clearly
:myonc who has mce1 me knows
1 hal 1 fall 1n10 1h1s category. I
mean 1 finished 111 the top
err ... well I go1 okay grades m
high school and 1 once gol ,m
"A" on an algebra 1c_s1. Okay I
go1 a 8+ and 1hn1 was only be
cause l flirted with my 1cachcr
and wore a l(nv cul dress to cbss
everyday we had a 1cst.
Now L know what a lot of you
arc lhinking. You're thmkmg,
"Oh boy James is going to use
hisrnzorsh,up wit 10 ndlculc 1hc
tll11sm ol 1he Pnmphn Soc1c1y."
Actuall)' I'm using 1l to grovel
my way 11110 the Pamplin Soc••
ctr rm a whue nmle anti 1 go to
l.cw,s & Clark. Mc lampoon• ing the Pamplin Society for be
ing elitist 1s about JIS logic:il as a
c1gar<'ttc smoker complnimnj!.
about the evils ol corpora1e
America.
By 1hc way, I'm 1101 1ryrng LO
accuse all or the poli11cal ac11v-
1s1s or h I ppies :u LC as bemg
hypom1cs. There are many that
arc fully dcvOlcd 10 their beliefs
and pracucc what 1hey preach.
On 1he other hand. there arc
some that engage m acLS that
make an observer believe thai
they're trca1111g their bchds as
merely a fashionable ideology w
be consumed and lorgo11en
about 111 clue ttmc. This 11mc be•
111g when one has lO le.ave lhc
safe shelter of college and figure
oul how to Iced one's self.
l..c1 me now cxplam to you
why I should be allowed to be•
come a Pamplin Fellow. Ever)'
Pampht1 Fellow has ao "show
cxccp11onal po1cmial tor leader•
ship. mninrnin a supcrmr GPA
{nonnnlly 3.5 or higher). elem•
onstrate an m1cres1 in physically
fimcss. and conducl 1hcmselvcs
tn an exemplary mnnncr marked
by mtcgmy ,111<1 service Lo oth•
ers." Translated Crom. pompous
speak 1ha1 means you have 10 be
a goody-goody who 1s very ac•
11vc 111 dubs/orgamza11ons and
all 1ha1 crap, docs a bunch of
comnmnny scrv1cc, gc1s rcall)'
good grades, and 1sn'1 ou1 ot
shape (a.k.a. fn1 or unpleasant 10
look a1). In other words you
hnvc 10 be like one or I hose kids
you ha1ed who gave 1ha1 really
stupid and nnnoymgly long
speech at your high school
grndua1io11.
Okay maybe 1h,· fac1 1ha1 I'm
b1uer :ibm.u not gcmng 1mo chc
l'amplm Sot1c1 y and not bcmg
able 10 gave a high school gmdu•
:I.lion speed, rnl1ucnccd my m~
tcrprc1a11on ol 1hc qunl1ucs nee-
6 Pioneer Log March 23, 2001 essary lO gcL hno u. Acm~lly I'm
just plam old btucr. You remcm•
bcr those "mos1 likely ICJ
rccogn111ons Lhcy ga.vc to people
in high school' Well I got one
or 1hosc. 1 go• mos, likely to tlie
cold illlCI alone m i.1 shack as a
bitter old man_
8111 scno'USly, I'm 1hc J\SLC
Ch1erJusttce. so l'm obv,ou,ly a
_,&rca1 leader and a goody-goody.
My GPA ts .. _ umm. 1 have a
nice ass. Anyone can sec 1hat I
hnve an interest 111 physical n1.
ncss because of i< Just usk any
female who has been lucky
enough 10 caress my beautiful
boo1y. h's 1101 just ani laz)' be·
hand 1hn1 c,rn send you off tu
happy land by just 1ouchmg ii.
In fact ,f you guys let me m .. _
well lei's JUSI say 1h01 each and
every one of you ""II gel sen1 off
10 JU·JU•b<:c and bu11crcup land
because of me. he he he. I'm also "CJ)' chanlable .md t:anng
towards 01 her hu11rnt1s A J.
though I mrcly perform commu•
n11y scrv1cc I n1,tkc an dton 110L
10 laugh :11 old people ii 1hcy trip
and [all and I ,1111 whal ccr1'1111
mdiv1duals call :, "'gwcr• m the
con1cx1 of n sexual rel:iuonshlp.
I'm very clrnrit:ible tu my "bed
buckhes" tr )'OU ge1 wha1 l mean
There's one more po1111 I ncc<l
lo cover conccnung why I
should be .allowed In ttl the
Pmnpli11 Socic1y You're probably
thinking 1ha1 the onl)' rcaso11 I
wa111 lO get 111 is that 1 can enjoy
ii,, perks. such as having nll your
uncovered tumon cxpcns1.~s cov
ered and having a tool room in
the libr.irr to s111dy/makc out m
If I'm :1llowccl Into the Pamplin
Socic1y I'd hke 10 he considered
an cx-omc10 mcmhcr. In 1ha1 I
don'l w,mt to h;we my uncov•
creel 1ui11on cxpcnsc.s paid for So at your next l'nmphn So·
cicly meet mg plc.lS(· vo1c lo c:m1•
sider James Chris11c as an cx .. ,f.
l'u:i<> member. If not 1hat could
rou plc.,sc vo1c co cons1dcr me:
as 1hc Pnmpltn Soc1c1y "couri
jester" You guy,; clon'1 even ncc.d
to supply me wi1h the silly ha,
and shCJes. I'll ge1 1hcrn myself
somehow. Also. you don•t even
have lO lcL mr in or g1Vc me. rt
silly tilic . just give me a key
10 that room you guys have in
1hc library As compensation I
can make you som~ nice ca1 skm
rugs
The Mystery Box
Ser tllls box? Put a11ythi11g In hort you wa11t; it~ au ano11y111u11sforum for you, r.he LC comrnu·
nity member. Stn1I a·ll submissions to pMog@ldarh.edu with th~ sub)«t "mystery box"_
This Myslc:ry Box is dcdic~u:d 10 an those ignoranr hule fuckers in the Bon who leave their
glasses half-empty and mrned ups1<,lc down on the rabies. Of course, lhe joke 1s I hat whatever
poor basUtrd Bon e1tiployee has to clean that particular table, hllS 10 also Ond n way w pick up
these glasses without the liquid inside falling over 1hc Ooor. A suggcs11on, children: Grow the
fuck up. I know that mommy .lsn'l here to clean up after you and wipe you nose an<) ass, but
spare us your junior high antics, The joke is passe; let ll die with your pre-pubescence, that 1s,
If your pre-pubescence is In fact dead. Regardless. 1ry 10 remember that more times thnn no,,
,hose who have 10 dean up your shit arc yom peers. We arc sick of it. lo s.~y the least We don,
like you at all. The last lhing we want 10 do at 7:30 is s1ay rn the llon any longer than we mus1.
Your antics rcq11ire that we do. The shil is getting old_ And so is our pauencc.
Funhennore, It is not a hardship 10 get up off your lazy asses and bus your own trays. I
know the tray "1ndow is all the wa,v across Fields, but before you nm back LO your dorm
rooms 10 whack It lO the Hustlu you have uoder your bed, have the decency to dean your
table It ain'1 hard, and )'our date on page 143 will wait, 1 promise.
In shon,jus1 remember 1he next time you decide 10 net like lhc snolt)' nosed, spoiled trUSL•
fund brats 1ha1 you probably are, tha1 nobody thinks you are funny. That goes double for those
who work in 1he Bon_ We've got better things lO do 1han 10 than lo be your maids. U you want
n maid, ,go back home 10 lite ovcrbcnnng idiots chat spawned you. Sports======~~=·o=n=ee=r=Lo~g~
Lewis & Clark crew: Blood, sweat and no tears
by Nathaniel Shannon
For 1hr past 1wo months, the
Lewis & Clark Ctcw To:nn has
been tm111111g five days :1 week
before sunrise. and their hard
work ts 1>a)'1ng ofl Lq;s and
backs nrc stronger. hands arc
e11l11sc<I, the oars arc churning
and the l,l)als arc smgmg.
The water practices. rowing
machmcs, weightS,jogsand srnir
clintbs t1rc all in prepar;111on for
1 he spnn1-likc SC:IS()n that bcg11,s
April 71h a1 1hc Husky lnvi1a-
1ionnl m Seattle. Following rnccs
will be held on 1he Hth and
2 ls1. The season comes LO a
screeching halt Apnl 28th when
the V.lr'SII)' men and women head
10 1.nkc Natoma, Calilornta, for
the Wcs1crn lntercollegiote Row•
111g Assoc1auon Champ1onsh1p.
This years «-am consists of
three squads: Novice Women.
Vnrsi1y Women, and Vars11y
Men. The Novice Women's team
1s led by Carissa Adams. who
coaches eleven. bad-ass first•
year rowers. None of them
rowed in lll)\h school Inn you seal Lisa Wilhanis. ·wen: look
mg forward to the upcommg
races."'
The Women's Novice team
prncllCCS m 1hc morning wnh
Varsuy squads some days o, 1he
late afLcrnoon on ns own On
clear clays. Ilic)• arc rewarded
w11 ha sunscl, buL when 1t 1s cold
and rnmy. pracucc on the w:ncr
can be miserable. They also
work oul on 1hc "ng"' machines
to slrcng1hcn 1cgs, back. storn
ach. and shoulders }lfld 10 11n
provc 1hc1r form.
The 1erm "erg• ,s shon for
ergonomc1er, beuer known as
the Conce1u II Indoor Rower. "
staple ofh,gh school dub teams
and Olympic rowers. tmagmc :1
bike wheel w11h a cham around
u anachecl 10 a handle. You 1hcn
su on a slid111g scat, grab the
hnTidle. and pull 111 one flmd
monon. The "wheel" ,s enclosed
m n metal casmg and can be ad
jus1cd to create more or kss f('
s1s1ancc. There ts also a liulc
compu1cr screen 1hiu kc:cps
track of how many me1ers you
have pulled. s1rokcs per n11nu1<·.
PHOfO COUITISY NAflW,ltl'l SH>J,100~.f
When members of the LC Men's Varsity Crew Team are
not doing push-ups for being late to practice, they are
preparing for competitions leading to the WIRAC in late
April. This race will be held at Lake Natoma, California.
would 1101 know u ii you saw
them on the water.
"All or us have been dechcn1cd
smce the begmnmg of the sea
son, and I !eel 1ha1 bond each
umc we prncttcc," s;.llcl s1rokc-tnne ol your workom, spli1 (nmc
11 takes 10 cover 500 meters),
:ind some other useless sta I tst tcs.
The most 1mpona111 pan about
irainmg on 1hc ·erg• ts usmg
good form and pulling hnrd,1us1 like if you were m a boo1. The
mos, mlamous aspcc1 of 1hc
'"erg"'" 111:tchmc 1s 1 he 2000 mclcr
1cs1 Esscnnally, the rower sns
clown on I he er)( and pulls as
hard as 1hey can lor 2000 meters.
The pain of the lnsl 500 ,s mde
scnbable, b111 so IS l he reeling or
lying on lhc floor. gaspmg forair.
knowing 1ha1 you just made
your bo:11 laster.
Thts season, the Vars11y
\.Vomcn~ Team is only racing nn
eight, but ii ts srnckecl. Four Sc•
mors lead the boat· Caprnm Amy
Clay. Amcha Cushing, Jamie
Borton. and sirokc sea, Julto
Steinberg. Experience and
power will make this team n con-
1c.ndcr in any race, but wha1
scp:,1r:ucs them from many other
crews ts 1hc1r form. Wa1chmg
them from 1hc water IS a sight.
indeed. All eight o.ars fall 11110
the water snnuhancously and
trigger a runous dnve 1hat sends
eight puddlcsswirlrng wnh um
form madness. The oars come
Out or the w,ucr 1n one fimsh,
1he boat ghdcs silcndynnd eight
scntS caunously ghdc up 10 1hc
ncx, catch, lo not upset 1hc mu
mcnmm
The Varsny Women ac4,uml
a brnnd new ~"'I'"" II boat the,
year. along with new hgh1wc1ght
wood hnndle oars This 1s ,•cry
excning because the: Crew bud
ge, ,s cxiremely nghL In a spor1
where rnces :1re <kcidecl by
1cmhs of n second. 1!11s new boat
could make the d1fTcrcncc 111 an
cx1rcmcly close race
The Varsuy Men's teom has
many goals 1h1S season 1nclud
mg bemg at pracucc on unic (a
goal enforced with push-ups),
hang out together off the wrner,
make the finals 31 WIil.A, and
KII.L! The I.ISi one LS son of a
joke, Stncc every rower knows
1 ha1 llns sport ,s abotll personal
sacrifice and dcchcation 10 your
team. \.Vinmng n race is not
abou1 clefea11ng your opponen1;
it 1san incentive 10,vork harder.
Thai said, 1hc varslly men are
go,ng lo Klf_L this season. The
S<tuacl is lead by 1hree semors -::.:,_.:::~~- ....
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PHOTO COURTID WiTHAH!U SHANJ\ION
The Lewis & Clark Women's Varsity Crew Team, shown
here in training last fall, is looking to have a big season.
The Women have an expereinced staff and are a tight unit.
and onl" JUntor: Captam Morgan
5pech1, Sam Baker, Michael
Folland, and Shankar Levmc.
"Everyone 1s workmg hard
nglu now, everyone 1s focused,"
s:ud Lc,,rnc. "And u's gomg to
show when we scr11n111agc
Willnmcne 111 1wo weeks."
The Men's squad w,11 race 111
eight and lour competn1ons tins
season. The f'oetLS will be on the
c1gh1 and ,he 10ugh field of com
pe,itors 1ha1 it will mcludc. Un
hkc most collcgtatC sports. 1hcre
arc no <llv1s1oas m rowmg~ ~moll
schools hi« Lewis & Clark rnce
agams1 1he hkcs of 1hc U111vcr
s11y ol Oregon, Wash1 □gton
S1a1c, Sianforcl, and the na11onal
powerhouse, the Umvcrsny or
Washmg1011 LC will also ran·
against small schools such r,s
I lumbold1 Siate, Scaule Pacific.
Ponland :,,a,c and Paciltc
Lutheran. Unlortunn1cly, there
are 1101 enough school> tn 1he
Nonhwcsl Conference wld,
crew programs to have regl1 lar
meets.
Head coach AmyOsbome has
wken 1he varsny program 10 a
higher level wilh her experience
and en1ht1siasm. Assis1an1
coaches T,sha Miller and
Michael A1mck have brough1
stab1U1y LO an ever-changing pro
gram.
Seniors on 1he team ,1uiekly
point Olli 10 Orsi year stuclems
and sophomores I hat I he crew SllU:ltion l.S a lot beucr than cvt.•n
a few years ago. In 1998, crew
lx:c;1me LCs newest ,·arsuy ,pon
ar1cr more 1hnn 25 year, as a dub
spon. The College has estab
hshcd as a sirong program after
only I hrce years.
One of I he best pans .,boui
row1 ng IS 1 h;-11 you can cat any-
1 hing and everything and you
will no1 gain a pound. Appeliles
on 1 he Crew team are: huge clue
10 the demandmg, CJl<:mc-hurn-
1ng workouis. Food, even Bon
foocl, ts someihing 10 be thet
tshcd aher a 1ough pracutc on
the waler. Perhaps you've ~ccn
Lhc s1ampcdc- to the egg
scramble line every morning in
which 1eamma1es literally ba11lc
{~ u good position and fresh
war0cs. But wnnmg in line I!> a
small rnce 10 pay for eating
br,akfos1 wnh yom best lncnds
who arc also sore, smell like 1hc
\V11lame11e, and know 1h:11 they
have accomplished somc1hing
l,dorc most people even wake
tip.
Whe1hcr you're looking for
G1maradcric, washboard ab ..
dominal muscles, or an excuse
10 gel up al 5 an1, 1.cwis & Clark
Crew is a great varsity pro.gram
10 be part of. You will probably
TIOl ge1 much pubhcil)'. but you
will feel good every I ime you
pass a fellow rower and sile111ly
ackncwlcdgc the bond you both
share.
Four All-American footballers among us Hey Pio
Athletes:
by Ball)' Friedman
With the end of 1he 2000
foo1h.1II scas,>n bclund 11s and
rans lookmg forwnrd 10 ncx1
vcnr!, tc~11n. some l'1nnccrs nte
still 111nk111g he.1dlincs.
Al the end ol this year. lour
members of the l'iuncc, Footb.tll
Team were tlC!,crvcdly rcc.:og
nizc<l for their uubtanding pin)'
luhn Bennion, D.,vicl Hun.Jason
Hill and Jercm) Peterson were
.twar<lcd A11-Amcrilan honors
b)' USAfootb.1II cum. This
honor 1.:, rcsc.rvcd ror the n,HionS
top .nhlctcs at 1hcir respective
pos,uons. It has been lour years
since a Lcw\s & Clark foo1ball
player has received /\11-Amcri
c:\n status~ to ho\'c four from the
sauw team tS unprcccdcn1cd
"IL kcls good w be recognized
for this honor after working so
hard lur lour years; said senior
Jeremy Peterson.
Seniors Bennion, Hun. an<l
Pc1crson will graduate in 1''1ay PHOTO C.OUClfUY WM'l,lCI.AAK fDU
The Lewis & Clark Football celebrate their victory over
Wilamette last fall by taking home the coveted "Wagon
Wheel." Four LC players were named All-Americans ·by
usafootball.com. They are LC's first All-Americans since '97.
and leave bchmcl a 1rad111on of
hard work and lcadcrshq, With
the help or returningjumor Ja
son liill, the 2001 Pioneers will
look Lo rnpirnli:c on the fotm
dation tha1 ,hcse athletes have helped 10 produce.
The Pioneers {3-6) were not
cxpec1cd 10 fair well in 1hc 2000
season, hut the teamS tcnntlly
and le:ulersh1p rrom these lour
a<hle1es rue led 1hc pmnccrs 10 an cmouonal season.
The team brought back Lite
covc1cd .. \Vagon Wheel• wnh
thc1r v1ct0ry over arch nvat
Willamc11e Untvcrslly. The
wheel ,s proudly displayed a,
f'amplm Spons Center as a to•
ken or the victory.
On 1he Lewis & Clark cam
pus 1he,·e :ire no trophies or 10-
kcn~ s1gmr)'tng the personal ,\C
comph,hments of 1hc College's
gracluaung All-Americans. In•
stead. whm they leave bchmd ,s
their legacies 10 1hose ployers
that will lollo" m their loolSleps
and dcdica1ion LO tins program.
Their hmc. accomplishmcnis
and sp,rilS will not be forgouen
any time soon
So if you see one of these atli
leles on campus clon~L hcs1taLe 10
s1op them and congratulate
Lhcm for dus pres11g1ous award.
They deserve 10 be rccogmzecl
for their many years of hard hard
work and dedication.
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March 23, 2001 Pioneer Log 7 publick occurrences
Friday Saturday Tuesday Friday Monday
March 23 ~1arch 31 April 3 April 6 April 9
John Densmore & the Softball vs. Pacific. Pharaoh, King of Egypt AWSEM @ Outside the 39th Annual International
Prather Brothers and Loner Huston Field, 12:00 pm. Augustana Lutherna Bookstore, 11 am. Affairs Symposium
Getaway Car featuring Ben Church, 2710 N.E. 14th
Grossmann & Nell Tessman Baseball vs. Whitworth. Street,7:30 pm. Salsa Fiesta
Rusty Nail, 9:00 pm. Huston Field, 12:00 pm. Templeton, 8:00 pm. Tuesday
Saturday Pharaoh, King of Egypt Wednesday Great American Film April 10 --
Evans Auditorium, 8:00 pm. Series: The Lost Weekend.
March 24 April 4 Miller 105, 7:30 pm. 39th Annual International
Sunday
BasebaJ/ vs. Concordia Affairs Symposium
Baseball vs. Llnfield. Aprill Huston Field, 3:00 pm. Saturday
Huston Field, 1 :00 pm. April 7 Wednesday
Baseball vs. Whitworth
~pring Break/ Huston Field, 12:00 pm. AWSEM (Women in Aprilll
Science Engineering &
Math) part lime ;ob Saturday in Service to . . Softball vs. Pacific Oregon Humane Society, 39th Annual International . . recruiter
Huston Field, 2:00 pm. outside fields, 11 am. 8:15 am. Affairs Symposium
Troy Thirdgf/1, Comedian Men's Tennis vs. OSU
Stamm. 7:00 pm. Thursday Tennis Courts, 10:00 am. Thursday
re J Pharaoh, King of Egypt April 5 Hawaii Club Lu'au Aprill2
{f,fi,J lfl \ "t\)::jJJ JE b' Evans Auditorium, 7:30 pm. Pamplin, 4:45 pm.
Senior Art Exhibition ARTCAR· Feminist Monday Gallery of Contemporary Sunday
Friday Preformance Art
April 2 Art, 5:00 pm. April 8 Templeton Student Center.
March 30 Potluck In the Park, Stamm, 2:00 pm.
Student Timecards due in Pharaoh, King of Egypt 2:15 pm. Evans Auditorium, Killing Game
CSAWby 5pm. 7:30pm. Wind Symphony Fir Acres Theatre -8:00 p.m.
Evans, 8:00 pm.
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Volume 65, Number 13 Friday, March 2 3, 2001 http://www.lclark.edu/-piolog/
Mugging
shocks
campus
page2
Depression
among
college
students
page3
Preview of
Chana Cox's
play,
Pharoah
page5
Why James
should be a
Pamplin
Fellow
page6
Men's crew
rises early,
pulls hard
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Robbery shocks LC Ream shares wisdom on COV!R
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Th; Pioneer Log is lundc<I by
your ,tudent fee,. by Joe Clock
A, 1:25 am, on Sn1urclny
Mach 10, four Lewis & Clark
s1udcms were robbed as ,hey
walked 1owarcl Ponderosa
Two mcliv,cluals go, Olli or
1he,r vch,de nncl npproachccl 1hc
s111dcms. The a11ackcrs asked
1he s1udems for money and 1hen
began 10 h11 1hem. As he
punched one or 1he s1udcms one
of the auackers reached inu, b,s
pocke1 and s1ole the studenl's
wallc,. The smclem losl nr, y dol
lars m cash, h1s dnvcrS lictnsc
and lus s1udcm ID card, but 110
weapons were involved. nncl
none of the students was seri
ously miurcd
The students described their
anackcrs as lWO dnrk skmncd
men, one of whom wore a ban
dana over his face They cou lei
1101 describe the third man, who
srnycd 111side the anackers' vc
l11ck. a 1wo-1onc l'ord Bronco.
A s,milar robuery occurred
enrl,er 111 1 he cvcn111g near
Papacrno's Coffee Hoose on
Tcrw11Hgcr Fron, t haL Hie Idem
1hc Portland Pohcc were able to
pu, wgclhcr more :1ccur.-uc de-scr,pnons of the a11:1ckcrs.
When asked 11 he 1ho11gh1
t hOI l his mddc111 was related 10
the rccc111 1hc!1> ol computers
and 01hcr vahrnblcs from rooms
In Forest, Director ol Campus
Safety Bill Curtin responded,
'"No, I thm k this 1s very unusual
and chrrerent, I 1h111k thb was
jus1 some random people 1 h:11
were gomg around town look
ing lor oppor1un1t1cs lo Slc:-tl
from people." Curtin also
stressed thou whlle !Ins lnc,dcnt
was :, robbery, 1he other ind
dents had been I her,
C\lnln :1lso said thm m the
ten years l hat he has worked al
Lew,s & Clark he cou lei not re
member a.nother incident like
this 011c.
Curtm adv1sts 1hc commu
nity nm to ,ry "' Hgh1 back ,r
they flnd themselves in 1l11s type
of snuation. These.criminals are
lx,ld and d,111gero1ls. and 1he nsk
ol figh1mg against them is 100
great for I he amount or 1noney
1ha1 a s1udem could lose
The robbers frum the March
10 incident have not hcen
caugh1
Crime Beat
by Julie Laylon Couch, Campus
Safety Officer
March 61h
1\ llon Appell! employee re•
ported ,andrillsm 10 her vch1clc
while it was parked on south
gate "'"rl The complainant no
uccd n lon:ign substance on I he
hood of her vehicle and :tt>rnngc
plastic traffic cone on her
hood.The complnrnan1 s1ated
that she had seen a small group
or s1Udcn1s near Plau-Hall at the
thne yelling obscenities, but was
unsure if ,hey were directed at
her.
March 9th
Officers responded 10 n com
plaint of. mnrijana smell rrom
Pb11 Hall. Officers confiscated a
beer bong and a Lewis & Clark
College sign. Severn I bot! lcs of
• beer were poure<l om because
the occupan1s were under the
legal ngc 10 drink. A proper!)'
receipt was rilled o,u nnd a re
port was forwarded 10 Residence
Life.
March 10th
An officer responded to a
medical t:1111 In HowarJ. The s1u
dcn t was transported lo
Emnnud l losp!lnl r11r trt.ttmcm
Three student~ were as
sauhctl and ont· stud('nl was
robbed llutsidc of Pondcrosa
Two suspects gm out ur a older
(1111d 80'<.} two-tone brown Ford
lironco wlnh• a tlmrl suspect re•
111aincd 1n thr t.lrivers scat. The
lW() supsccts were dc~cribcd .lS
dark skinned mcllviduuls wuh
one ha,r-ing n blue b,nldann 0\/L'f
his face. Portland Polite also re
sponded nn,I stated thnt tl1c sus
pects machcd a descnplion of n
prior assault on the comer of SW
Carson and SW Terwilliger t.'tr
lier in the evening. ThcsuspcclS
in the earlier assault were de•
scr,bed as a hispank male, 5'7,
1 701hs havmg a blue bandana
over his face and the second sus•
peel was described as a black
male. who \vas a.bout 6' 1" and
1751bs. A student was nrrcstccl £or
Driving un<lcr !he Influence
(DUI) and Crinunal Mischief
and Reckless Driving. The stu
dent caused damage 10 several
lawn'-1n the ~1cn<lcmic area with
his \'ehiclc. The s1Udcn1 was
given a sobriet)' 1cs1 and failed
all the tests given by Portland
Pollet. The swdc111 was ancstcd
and 11is vchiee ,owed hy Port•
land l'olic<.
Orfieers on foot patrol 111
lower campus observed lndi
vulunls smokmg m:niJuana. The
,..student 1nvol\l..:d was coopera-
11vc and a proper!)' receipt was
given for !!he confiscated pipe. A
repon was made and forwarded
10 Residence Life.
March 13th
A Neighborhood resident was
verbally thrca1ened by a indi
vidual driving a students vehicle.
(The s1Udc111 was a passenger
and the vehicle was registered in
her name) The ,nc,dcnt occured
ou1S1Clc of the Campus Salc1y
office where the compla111an1
was walking with has )'Oung
daughter. The compl:11nan1
1hough1 tha, the velutle was
dnvmg an excessive speed near
pcdistnans .n,d when he asked
1he driver 10 slow down the
dnver usNI a great deal of pro
lam1y toward the compl,unam
and sped away.
March 15th
More g.rnfnu was discovered
In Plan/Howard ,n the mens
restroom ncxl to Lhc Plattcau.
March 16th
A Sinrr member reported n
h11nor ncc1dcn1 mvolvmg a cam~
pus•owncd scooter and a t..-am~
pus•owncd van.
Unknown pcrson(s) pulled
npproximmcly c, trees 1ha1 were
located along the road side of
Pala11ne and lcr, the trees on the
ground.
March 19th
Unknown pcrson(s) stoic a
Nonh America map 1ha1 had
been placed outside or the
Womc:n's Center 111 Tc111plc1on.
2 Pioneer Log March 23, 2001 monkeywrenching
by Joe Clock
On M·~o-n~d-•)\-,-M~a-rc~h-1\-vc~lfih.
ac11 ,·1s l Tim Ream gave a sprcch
en111lcd 'indusmal Sabotage:
How :incl Why"' 10 a packed
l;1;marnfk Lounge
Ream's speech was very
,nrormnl. and he hdd h,s
auchcncc w11h 111s cmhustnsm
and passion for lus 1op1c. Ream
n1so used a sar<.'flSUC humor 10
emphas1?C h,s po111ts. The
nuchcncc was nlso very
responsive 10 Ream's speech,
wluch he recognized saying that
Lewis and Clark :,lways g, vcs
lnn'I :, l:ngc ;)Od radical nuchcnce.
Ream began his spcccl, wnh
111s own h1s1QI)' and backgro,m<l,
cxphuning how he went from a
smnll, conscrv:11ivc, midwcstcrn
Cntholk u111vcrsl1y, 10 a 1m1r
across the coun1ry promoung
videos he worked on nbou1 the
WTO prolCSIS Ill Seaulc m 1999,
and I he Warner Creek Blockade.
Ream spcn1 some lime working
ror ,he Environmental
Proi:ccuon Agency, bu1 w;,s
,urned away by 1hc bwea11cracy
of the org.:1n1.Zauon
AfteT le,wmg I he EPA, Ream
[earned skills mvolvcd w11h
~L1s1a111ahlc rnnmng and sell•
sufllc,ency. and 110 longer fch
lumsclr rcstramcd by the system
1hn1 he advocated r,ghting
agams1
After his mtrodu"ion, Ream
moved tnto the reasons why
people should cngnge 111
industrial sabotage He
nddn.'.'SS1:4l cnvimnmcnr,ll ii.sues
mclucling the high rate 111
cxtmcuons umorlg a111mal5,
today nntl 1hc spread uf globol
warming. He abo gave counter
;irgumcnts 10 many of the
common JLLS1if1cn1ions that
people give lor the
env1ronmenta1 tlcstruc1ion.
In the ''Why" portion of his
speech R(.'(lm also expressed lus
disill1,sionmen1 with democracy
and 1111\SS mcdrn. He used 1he
most recen1 presidential dcction
10 dcmoris1m1e the problems he
saw wi1h the ,\m,·rican
go"crnmem. as well as the biases
or the media based on 1he llaws
in eleclion co\lerngc.
Ae<'Ordmg 10 Ream the only problem with in<lustrl:11
sabotage is lhat not tllt)tlgh ofi1
happens. Rcnm bcg.,n thr
portion of his speed, in which
he addressed the "I low· 1,or1io11
of industrial sobo1.1gc wl1 h some
advice to his lis1cners. He
reminded his nud,ence or the
privileges 1hn1 1hey have as
A1ncrica1lS Lo meet anc.l speak
about issues like inclustnal
S3borngc wi1hou1 lhc
interference or 1hc govcrnmcnL
Ream's discussion of lhc
methods of mdustrial sabotage
began w11h some :1clv1cc abou1
sccunty. :md .... -arrying out acuons
w11hou1 gcumg caught. Tins
induclccl telhng people mvolved
only what they need 10 know
nncl 1101 tell mg them or anyone
c.1sc any1h111g more. Ream
discussed the inform:iuon
gathering c:1pabih11cs o( 1he US
government nnd reminded
people 10 be Cxlrcmdy c:1rcru1 :IS
1hcy plan 1ndus1nal snboiage
ncttons. He t•>ld his rmdicncc to
he very careful 10 leave no 1r:1cc
or their 3Clh)11S, 111dudmg not
us111g crcdu cards or other
11,rnsrh .. llOns drnt would give
away where ther were at a given
11111c. Finally Ream rcnnncled Ins
nudlcncc that d1scrplmc 1s
extremely m1porrnn1 for success
After his advice ab,nu
sccurtl}', Rc-.rnl moved on 1.0
choosing cflccuvc 1ari:c1s lor
in<lusmal saboiagc. Accordm,:
to Rcnm the bes, inrgcts w,11 do
the most damni:c possible 10 a
de~truc11ve companv or
orga111zat1on This tn\'ulvcs
choosmg vulnerable rnrgcLS, and
1:irgc1s 1hn1 hnvc vulnerable
public nnages. as well as targets
1 ha1 wili set an cxmnp1c for otht·r
ncuons. Ream ;ilso told his
nud1encc 1hn1 ,her, can be vc,y
clrecuvc. and th:11 cuns\rucuon
s1gh1s nrc ,,ulncr,iblc targets.
Ream closed h,s speech by
rcnundingstudcms nol lo abuse
,he resources 1ha1 they hnve. He
wlcl 1he111 1h:11 the college ,s a
grc:u informauon r('sourcc for
them 10 use nga,ns, bigger
1arge1s, ,md thn1 they should not
hun d1c1r access LO lhosc
resources by 1argcL1ng lewis and
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Your mopiness may be more than the weather
by Myah M Moore
.. Thn:>1Agh the /ir'sr semester ,,c
irwi> & Clark I r<ally rnjoyccl
mJself anti life was gw11 lltll hy
rhc wne Chru-lma3 ncc1re.d nwny
of my Jrle,,cl, went l,vmc and
pf,mne,J to ,rnu~ftr: ,uhrr )tucft·nrs
wr,r ve, y 11/>>tl 1md 11100,ly ull 1hr
rnnr. I u/rrn wonclcrttl ,vhm U
,01111/ br. MJ f11,1 tlwuglu tlwt
wouM ahvuy) uunr tu muul wa>,
the wc-athn Thr-rnin, grtty11e.ss
and iroomy ~J:ic) ju~, nuulc m,:
want rn ),lay in hc<I nnd n,v,•r Cf'nt(
to dtts).
11:ncw 111111 I W<IS 110111,c only
one rliat Jrlt this way, 0111 lhC/1
JX'Oplc~ ,111ri1> beg1111 lo lift wlacn
rite nn, 1rmr~trr .sfcu trd -nol
mine I :irrmal h? be ah1• c,nly out=
thor rrmmncd iu ll1b tlr.1ncssed
\left< Bui I ,oultl nm Jigwr vuL
hcnv W 5lOJJ il WIim wcl> mahing
111r Jed 1l1b way?•
(/\nonynwus L&C ,rutlrnr dl
«g,wsecl wuh Clinical Dqm•s,ion)
One Ill every five pcorle has
depression. h's common 10 gel
"thi.' blues .. ot hc::come .. home•
skk" us a college student. Sad
ness is " normal 1>ar1 of life.
Many depressives arc first recog•
mzc<l 11nd 1rc,ued during their
college years. For some people.
depression 11 rs1 sh,lws Itself :u
this point because they're aw,iy
from longtime fril-nds :and close
lamily members. for others. al
cohol and drugs become an Is-sue lur 1hr f11s1 11me, Add 10 1l11s
academic >tress, bad eating and
sleeping hahtts, :mcl the knowl
edge that what happen, to you
Is your own responstbiltty II\ a
way thai II never hn, been be·
fore. ,, ____ _
If you're feeling
hopeless, or you can't
get motivated, or if
you can't bring your
self to smile, there's
something wrong. __ ,,
be willed awar As I <lisctlvrred,
cl1t11cally dcprcssctl people cun
no1 •pull I hcmsclvcs 1ogetl1cr•
:ind get bcuer. Ul11ma1ely, what II comes
down tois 1ha1 there arc billions
of rensons you mny become de
pressed There's ,,!most c>t·namly
a hercd11nry component. but
environmental factors probably
play a role ru, well, Ynu may feel
you shouldn't be dcprc:,;.cd, that
sonic thmg, are going well for
you; but 11 you·rc lccllng ht>pe
less. or you can't get mouvatcd,
or 1f you can't bnng yourself 10
smile, theres something wrong.
It becomes what a111horf11cs c:111
the nation's leachng mcntal
heahh problem, "chnical depres
sion,.. The ftm step ,n defeating tlc
pression is rccogniztng It It's
nonu;d 10 have some :signs t)f de•
pression some of the ttmc But
nvc or more symptoms for lwo
week~ or longt·r. or nouc~ablc
changes in usual functioning,
arc all fnctors 1ha1 should he
evaluated by o heahh or mcmal
heahh professional. Son1e people
who arc depressed m:ty nm be
thinking dearly and. need help
to get help. Depression has a variety of causes and is easily treated.
Foriuna1cly, tleprcss1on ,s
l11ghly trcarnblc. When diag
nosed 11ccunuely, anti trc:ucd
with some combm.1t1on ofnn1i
clcprcssant medication and the
many non-drug 1herap1cs, vinu
ally everyone cnn be helped,
Chmcal depression can affect
your bod)•, mood. thoughts, and
behavior It can chnnge your cat•
mg habits, how you feel and
think :ibout things, your ability
ll) work and stud)', and how you
l111cratt w11h people.
Climcal depression L< not a
p:tssing mMd," sign of personal
weakness or a comhllon that tan The s<:cond factor th111 causes
depression is complex. Very of-
1cn a combination of gencli'-·,
psychologia,I and environmen
tal fnc1ors arc Involved in the on
SCI of clinical depression. At
1imcs. however, depression oc•
curs for no :lpp:lrcnt reason. ,,,..
Depression oftc.n runs in
families, On the 01her hand,
sometimes people who have no
famil)' history nlso develop de-prcss1on. Psychological and en
vironmental S-lrcssors con con•
tribute 10 a dcprcssh•c episode,
though imlividuals react differ
ently 10 life c,•cnts and experi
ences. In coping with stress,
some people find writing in a
journal. exercising, or t~11king
wnh friends helpful. But in clini
cal depression you need some
fonn of 1m11mcn1 (usurJly mcdi
canon and shon-tcrm psycho
therapy) to start Ceding bcucr
soon.
Regardless bf chc cause. de
pression is almost always Lrcat•
al,lc_
Depression can make you feel exhausted, worthless, helpless
and hopeless, making some
people want 10 give up. These
nega11vc v,cws nre part of the dc
prcssmn, and will fade as treat•
mcnt takes effect. It 1s unportant
lO take an acuvc role in getting
better
Make 1hc most of the help
available by being :1ctivcly i11-
volved m your trca1111cnt and by
working wtth a qualified thcra•
pist or doctor. If you need help
or have symptoms of depression.
you may receive free help at the
Counseling Ccn,cr or talk to
your RA about your concerns
and tht)' can refer you further.
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March 23, 2001 Pioneer log 3 ==Pio===nee==="rL=.Qog==Take Back The Night====
Take Back the Night features expanded events,
keynote speaker; event draws record crowd
by Erin Halek
Toke Bock the Night ,s an
annu.,I event of speaking and
marching at Lewis & Clark
Ct>llegc. The event. which
spans two days, 1s designed to
bring awarcntsS and empower•
mclll 10 individuals and 10 m•
spire acuon that will bnng an
end 10 VIOience against women,
The event Includes a Men's
Workshop, music, an c.venmg
of events including keynote
AU. PHOTOS IY ElbN HAtCW. speaker Migacl Scherer, a candk
light vigil. and march.
This yeu's event drew a
11\.lrchingcrowd 1,I over 200, the
largest Take Back the N1gh1 m
recent memory.
This year 1s the Orsi that Take
Back the N1gh1 hlts featured a
keynote speaker. With help from
Joanne Mulcahy, Migacl Scherer
was mvncd down from Seattle to
discuss the clfoets of medfo rc
pornng on trauma ,<icmns. A
teacher and consuhant to the
Journahsm and Trauma Pro-
Several instances of guerilla art characterized this year's
Take Back the Night The Clothehne Project took over the
Thayer Rooms early Wednesday, offering student~ the
chance to illustrate their feelings on rape and sexual
assault through paint and fabric. gram, Schcrcr addressed the
subtle messages lhnt arc comm11•
mcatcd 1<1 both pubhc and pn•
va1c survivors through mcdui
reponmg,
Scherer" the Dart Aw:1rd 01-
rcctor at I he Dari Center lor
Journalism and Trauma at the
Umvers11y ol Washington
Her first l,qok, Srrfl love,/ by
Ilic Sun: A Rapt Sun,lvor', ]our•
nal (1'.192) won o PEN/Alhrand
Cnauon £or dtstmgtiished non
f1cnon.
The march through campus
Other spots around campus
sported signs, chalkings,
and rem In ders rcmams I l)e mOSI visible ,md rcc
ugmzahlc event ofT.akc Back I he
Nlgh1 Lil camllrs, signs, holllC·
made noisemakers, chants .m,l
,h,,u1s conspire 10 create such
cnm,tradcne and purpose 1ha1
~ev1•r:il students wutchmt: fr,>m
1 he dortns were mspm:d '" join
the man:hcrs
The Chapel evcnLS saw •
nowd llf abouL 120, whith grew
throughout the mght and cnclcd
with nearly 200 students sing•
Ing omsldc Tamarack lounge.
Like last year, Take Back the Night 2001 boasted a high
percentage of men in the
marching 1111d Sfl<'aking rank.,.
The pt>wcr or Take Back
the Night is, at hcan,:, ,tjstrnl
<)ne From guerilla an am.I
posters around camplL, to I he
gripping dram., and dance m
the Chapel, the images of the
t.·vcnt stay with a viewer long
•her the stakes have b<,cn t.lug
[rum the ground It is with this
thought In n11nd that we
present a phQIO story on Take
Back the Night 200l.
Keynote speaker Mlgael Scherer
(below), author of Still Loved by the
Sun, spoke about the negative aspects
and effects of current media news
reportmg. She urged the audience to
call the media on positive reporting to
encour,ige <Positive 1ccur~tc reP.orlrng.
and called on journalists to know both
their craft ancf their beat Scherer Is the
program directed to the Dart Center for
Journalism and Trauam
Co-chairs for Take Back the Night 2001 were (1-r)
Ging<'r Beck, LI ndsey Vold, Jessica Poulin, and
Becky Weaver
Self-defense demonstrations were given by One
With Heart and the Women's Self-Defense class at
LC The demonstration was lead by Kathenne
White and Klmberly Doran, and acted out three
instances of domestic violence. In each case,
verbal abuse leads to physical, and Hie women
escape by asserting their strenlrth and
independence through self-defense moves.
Marching started around 11 ·30am, when
several students roped themselves together
and walked the campus with taped-over
mouths to symbolize the silence of sexual
violence victims and women m general
4 Pioneer log March 23, 2001 The culminating march through campus drew
nearly two hundred people Joined by the
Rackatislas, students circled campus from
Templeton, down to the library and up around
the dorms.
At various spots around campus, the marchers
paused for poetry, song, and story to be shared
At these points a stake was driven Into the
ground, both to cement the message of the
speaker and lo remind future passersby Arts Pione'erlog ==== ====~
Revelations of predictability
by James Christie
Have you ever hcMd of l he
saying "save 1he best lor last?" I
doubt that the guy who put
1ogc1her the Bible had heard
1ha1. l'or the la.st book of the
Bible ,s "The Revelauon" by
John. It's abom the end of 1he
cnnh. 1hc final war between the
forces of good and evil. and all
ol the world's smncrs bcmg cast
11110 1hr lake of r.rc. Let me tell
you. u's 1101 1hc mosl upbcal
novel cvc-r wrmcn.
Nor Is 11 somcch1ng you
should read 10 your child as a
bed tnne story,
" ... For 1 he umc ls nc.1r."
"\Vh:u time 1s near. Daddy?"
"Well son, 1hc mnc 1s ncal' for
1he 1rnmpc1s of Jeremiah 10 start
a-hlowmg and !or all I he
mdtviduals who have engaged ,n
mnnoral sexual ~\Cts to du: the.
second and 11nal den th Also, the
cny ur Babylon 1s ,chcdulcd for
dcs1 ruct10n "
"Oh Why don't )'0\1 read me
Ian,· tnlcs lor my hcchnnc s1ones
like normal parents do? Or
maybe you could rend me
•c;olcltlocks and the Three
Bcnrs· sm,c H ponrnys hO\\' evil
the Ary•n race really ,s I hu1c
the blue-eyed dcvlll"
1-1:wc )'O\I hccn h:rngmg mu
wllh those Block Panther;
:1g.1m?"
.. Yes, Daddy'"
rhc story hcg111s w11 h I he
1ypic"I h1bhrnl praise of the lord,
Gml and nur savior Jc!-oUS John
1hcn lutlows m the fool!tH.:p:. of
Mc,se~ bi mduJmg him,dt 111
Ju!, nwn work. Um mr;lc:.u.l (lf
h.1V111g Gou reveal lo 111111 the
lcn C unun.mclmcm!-o ,lS Mo~c>
,hd 111 the T,1l111uu, luhu writes
~even lt.~llet!, to ~r.vcn st·p.u:uc. churches.
Wh)' he
included this
in I he novel I
dono1 know. I
do know one
t h i n g ,
however. John
has a really
high opinion
about the
Church r,f
Philadelphia
for some odd reason. This is
strange since any or us who have
been 10 that Pennsylvanian city
knows that it's one of 1hc worst
cities every known to man. Only
the cities of Clcvelanu anil
Fresno c.1n be compareil 10 it.
After wriung a lcuer 10 1hc
seven cb1irchcs John is
1r.,115portcd 10 heaven where he
witnesses a Sheep brt:t king the
Seven Se:1ls It is this which
begins the inevitable end of the
universe. /\1 the brc,,king of each
seal n guy on n horse orn 11ntuml
d1-;nstcr occurs Ht lhcn
,,,nncsscs the ~vc111rur11pcLS of
Jeremiah being blown '\ftct
c,1ch 1rumpe1 1s hlown u nuwral
c'1sast1:r oecur'-1hot tlcslroys
onc-thml of something. be ii the
hu11t~1J1 popuhu1011, Lite Olt..m!>,
nr .,11 the plant life un carll,
I hen the seven bowb t.1! God's
rage nrc 1>ottrcd 0111 und this also
causes a bunch of de.uh, doom,
:111cl destruction
All of this culminates with 1.hc
last baulc between Satgn nnd
Jesus. /\mid all of
1 h1s John never
IJtls to pro, 1<k ,he
reader wll h ~1
clcscnp1mn of evil
peo1>lc s11flc11n)l
~nd good people
bl'llll\ ,.wed .,ncl
rcJ<HClll): ,lJ I he
l,111c1 g1oup I
luuncl t hl' 1 +I .000
v1rg111s on MillllU
Zwr1 lo be most
lntcrl'SI mp.
Ukc every other book ,n the
New Tcstamcnl series. ·1·hc
Revcl:mon' 1s ohscssed wuh a
Aood v~ cv11 <lichototn)' Yet m
1l11s Inst msmllment ol the Bible
John takes t h,s bmaq
oppos111on way 100 l:tr. Bi the end of 1hc novel. 1hc-reader no
longer cares 1ha1 <111 of the
world's evil has been vanquished
so that a New Kingdom of
Heaven shall reign on Earth. If
,he n:adcr docs care, it's only
because they're happy that
they're no longer forced 10 listen
to John ramble on abo111 all this
hornblc stuff happening 10 evil
people and all this great stuff
happening 10 good people
In fact, John cnrls the hook
ma half-hidden excuse for 1hc
rcdundancv oft he ccn1 ml I hcmr
u~cd m the novel. I-le :.tllcmpt..">
to lnakL· 1hc reader hd1cvc that
God would have scm plngucs
upon 1nm If he added anythmg
,o the plot (such as u strong
female character, which the last
book of the h1bk dcnrl)' ln~ksl
He al«> cl,nms 1ha1 God would
have ..rnsc<l his name from Lh~
hook ot life if he had removed
any or his tn1c. (1101 1 o mention
comnvccl) descriptions of evil
mchv1cluals hcing tortured by
whalnot. He even goes s.o far as
10 claim that he d1cln'1 really
wme the book. Ile pas,,cs off 1he
rc~pons1b1IU) !or co1t-s11 m .. 1111g a
lukewann pfo, on the <Teator or
1 he Um verse lmnsdl
I mean. tt1111r un. Juhn The
same d1vmc crcJ1urc 1 h.11 crc.w .. -d
poss11 ms. the sc x HJ l
rcproducuvc ~\'sLem .rnd
rcd\\ootl 1recs coulcl have comt
up w11h • bc11c1 :m<I less
rctlunclnnt plot 1h,111 whats
lnun<l m "The Rcvcl.1uon Wh)
clon, 1011 Just take rcspons1b1l11v
tor )'Our own piece of trash
mstend ol blommg God tor 11?
I H seen llollrwood ac11on
adventure blockbusters w11h
more cha~c1cr c..kvdopmcnts
and plot tw1s1s than found 111
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The theme of Plwrauli, Ki,ig
of Egypt, the new play by Sr. Lee•
lurer in l-lumanilics Chana Cox
is brotherhood The story con• ,, ___ _
They both must
wrestle with the
questions of slavery,
oppression, and re
demption.
'' 1ras1s 1he lives or Pharo•h and
Moses Moses (Br.,cl G<>od,nan)
believes he IS., prophet or God,
while l'hamoh (Shuhc. Tc.,rs ot
Jo)' Thea, re) believes he is a god.
·They both musl wrcstlt wuh
1 he qucsuons of sliwcry, opprc~
s1on, and redempuon wlulc 1ry-
1ng-cnch 111 lus own way-to
be n good man." s:nd producer
Susan Jonsson.
Cox says I he inspirauon for
the play came lrom mcmoncsof
her lather and the llolocaus1 Cox offers
new play:
A-.tale of
two
brothers
"In those nrs1 Seders after 1he
war, he raged at a God who
would allow the HolocausL to
happen," said Cox.
'"I realised l was coming back
to nl)' roots in rctcJHng this story,
as the play asks the questions,
"Why did God ,How such sul
fcri ng? Why did Pharoah
harden his heart? Why did he
refuse 10 let the people go even
when all the Egypt is stricken?
I see Pharaoh as a sophoclean
1rng1r hgure. He is Nie1zschean."
Cox's play presents Moses
and Pharonh as two men raised
ns brothers who, C\ICn when
cmbwilcd In the deepest con
Olcts, suit love each ulh<r.
"When I hmr(Mo,;.,s]. i hear
mv father, ongry th.u there Is so
much suffering. Pharaoh be
lieves h1mscl[ a god, c111rm1td
wnlt the rare of the oasb, wluch
I< Eg)'jlt." continued Cox
1 he premiere of the pl'1)' is set
for Evans Auditorium on Morch
31 (8pm). It will also be pcr
[om,cd April 1-3 al 7:30, fll'St at
E\lans and ,vilh the last perfor
mance at Augusu,na L111hcmn
Church
Living on punk
by Aaron Landau
In the n:d-plnid blur o[
m1d-90's post-punk, groups
such as Rancid and the Q[[.
spring churned out set alte1
set o[ widc-mou1hcd three•
chord ,mthems. Which is not
10 say 11 wasn\ any good, it
was and Is great fun But il5
succtss-and the US ""· UK
skirmish th.·u ensucd-ovcr
sh.1dowcd one o[ the more ln
tcre.sling o[ punk's kin And
they just lwppcn 10 come [rom
Melhournc, Austr.tlill
Tlw Uvtng End. comprised
o[ Seem Owen, Trav Dtmscy
,,ncl mastermind Chns
Chene)•, fortned tn 199➔ tn an
t£fon 10 meld Stray Cnt!>·Stylc
rock3billy with UK punk a1-
111ck ln1hefollll\\~ng6y<Ars,
The U1·ing EJ1d gave Austra•
Ila multiple hit singles (1n•
duding the co,mtry's besL•sell
mg single of ,he decade) and
a sclf-lltlcd .tlbt.1111 that de
b111ed ,II ,; l and went double
plntinum.
With their sophomore cf, fort Rott 011, lhc End hope Lo
spread this ~uccess to the
s1a1~. Roll 011 "'• however,
a slightly different album,
the upbe,u ,wing or Th, Lh·
!11g End has been toned down
In favor of a harder rotk red,
likely ihe ,esult of producer
Nick Launay (INXS, M1d
mght on) The album also
shows a deliberate effort 10
expand the group~ 1crrlwry,
covering both aggressive
punk and socially conscious
ah-rock, wiLh the occasional
nods 10 reggae and 5wing.
Th< result is n larger, mare
Intense :tlhum 1ha1 1511'1
qu11c ,urc where 11s rootl.
are.
The Living End Al'e 11n 10
someilung, nnd given their
success so l'ar, the kids down
under agree. But thtlr
sound Isn't quite where ii
could be And that'; the
rr1gh1cnmg pnrt Rott On IS
the product of" successful,
honcs1 and intelligent rock
band whost: sotmd, l lm3g·
me, can 011ly get be11tr
Mardi 23, 2001 Pioneer Log 5 =Pio=n=eer=L==lo~=====Foru m========
The masks we wear reveal our many selves
by Melissa Alrnquist
Herc 1s ,he ((ucs11on I would
lo\'c lO pose to every wonrnn on
campus: Wha, do you sec In the
rmrror! The maccumcy of 1hc
self-101age we hold in our 1mnds
lS preposterous. Yet. 4-lS women
we know this, nod do no1hmg.
Why?
l have been many women.
AlnoJtg those women, a fe,.., s11rk
with me, nnd a few I lmd 11.l let
go. r-01 example, wilhm me c,x•
1s1s "'Strong-woman" whu
brcnthes cvurnge 11110 her Ille
nml fcnrs no1hmg. Also wuhm
rnc ~s "Crcatnrc•wom.in ' 5hr
sets life's obstnclcs ns C'J1dci1Vt)rs
in which she can hnd expressive
soluuons: these solm1oru. nrc the
frun ol her growth. She maneu
\'crs well tn 1he 1mffk of dailr
>1ruggles of stress and rcla1ton
sh1ps By 1hcir side Is "Lovc
wonr:.ln." Tins special crc:uure
u1>cns her eyes. releases her
111dgeme111s and decides 10 he
brave enough not to criucize
hersc.lf or 1hosc surro1mdmg her
These arc the 1hree heromc,,,
some of whom you may know,
and 01her,; you may be longing
10 sec more of In your life. Re·
gardless, I am ccriain they are
there, and ll1us. l mus\ warn you
ol the1r nemeses: "\Vc:ak•
w·oman," .. Victim•w<Hl'l.tn" and "'Halc-,"-'Omnn"'. Somehow, I feel lO suffcr1 BUI lhis one docs. She S<.'C wha1 Is "wrong't wnh every•
comlonnblc .1ssummg 1hn1 you cnjo)'S the a11cmion amt above one else, ,net becomes butcr ns
arc much more fom11iat' with c,U 1hc: cxtuscs lh:u romc hom shr rc.::dhcs how good n lcc1s 10
these Indies, their rcso1irccfol hei11g1hcvic11111urwha1 i$obvi• dislike However 1l11s 1s a
1ac1 and scducu\'c nntun: How• ously someone dsc's fouh. Vic• double-edged sword. Back 111
ever. 1n any case, I nm hcrt to 1im-woman u.1kts tWcr .rnd con-fTont of lite mirror. H:uc .. womun
tell you how 10 tdcnufy them. vrnccsyouofhcridcnu1y. lnfoc1, docs not like wh,1 she secs Cl·
and say goodbyr 10 them. bctng a ,•1wm c;in become your 1hcr. She has been judgmental,
Back u, 1hc nurror-1hosc who onl)' idcn111y ,r she gc1~ • hohl the purest of ,·vil,, and she has
do not like wh,11 1hcy sec have of you She luvcs 10 blame oth• shut love 0111. ln shon, she ts
been scduc-ccl hy Wc,,k-woman. crs for her s11Hcnng. This wcok, s,rrrcmlcrcd and alone.
She usually will 1101 mcc1 )'Olir woman LS un:,blc to sec h,"' llfc As 1 sa,d 1 knuw I hesc
g,,zc in 1he mirror and hkcs to wants 10 ,hangc her, be wtlh her women personally because I
01111 thrc,·1ly forthc hcan, dr.nn• •ml g111dc her. The tragedy of have been all or 1hem at one
ing )'OU of yuur mouv-~mon .md Vicum-wonMn L-.c;hcncvcrstops ponu ThC)' become hkt mask.c.
~ircngth. She tell, you 1ha1 you su!Tcting hc,ause she Is unabk 1h.11 vou wear so well and !or so Go.,,,,c .. , IY"'"""'e<
.ire 1101 sure ,,f yourself <and you to let go of the pam tif the past. long'ih,i you do 1101 know how this mask 1L,111g. no wonder 11"'
very well mlgh1 believe her ti N1>w adopt 1h1s word. rcspotLSI· 111 forget them and t'UII 111 1hc d,thcuh to ,cc what ts you .uul
)'OU ,m: ncn ycL fonnlinr wuh her b1li1y Shr I$ \an:ahlc to t.nkc re-heromcs: st rcnglli, ercauv11y. wh,u lS nol. :rncl wh~• 1s posmvr
wwcs). She like, 10 nt>IIC< 1hr sp1>nsibillt)' lor her desire Ill uncl lov<'. However, 11 vou real• am! what ,s 1.LS<:lcss. In thcscnrch
1i11le 1hings she pcrc<avcs a< m-change htr hie. She ts resigned ,zc 1hn1 you arc living :vuh one for 1hc 1rucs1 heroine. which 1>
nclr((Uate, po1111 them Olli .111d to accept herself as 1hc vitt11n. or all three 11r1hc ncgnuvcshad• yourscll. II IS c:isy 10 g<·t lns1 111
lhcn let you suffer. She is the tr you do not 111ke responsibility ows, do 1101 dcs1,aar. the convol111cd nnagc_
mos1 lecherous of the three, and for your Ille 1hen she has Y"'' (;ver)' womnn will nt some Go 10 the mirror, foce II and
you must bcw>rc of her wra1h right where she wants yo,L poln1 111 her life pick up these Imel out whn1 kmcl of a woman
Once )'OU gtvc in. she can 1akc The final, and mos1 venom- masks. pul 1he:m on, nnd spend you an.: today Tfu.·n :)Cccp1 H.
hold of you. The whole world uus.of 1hc three is Hate-woman. some time tn front of 1he meta• forget the woman )'OU have lwcn,
looks chffcrcnl r rom the eyes or Once Weak-woman has stripped phorkal mmor irymg 10 dcc1• clo 1101 worry :ibou1 wh:11 wom,m
a weak woman your energy. ,md Victiln-womnn phcr her,;elf r rom tlus 01hcr por-you will be. Take rcs1,ons1b1l i1y
Victim-woman anJ \Vcak- has tnkcn yo1.1r idcnlil)', 1hcre is 11011 or self. \,Vc:1k-womart, Vic-for lhc woman 111 1hc 111,rror
woman gtL along well together room for grcaL insceurily to tm1•wo111an nnd Hatc•woman Rcnhzc Lha1 she ts sirong. nc
To c:ombal them lose these-brew. This lnsce-urity is what are: 1n focl out greatest ttachrrs: auvc and lull of love. and be
words from your vocabulary: 1c111p1s Hotc-womnn as she 1hcy 1cach us 10 be strong. lov• ~ra,cful 1hai bcmg weak, a vie•
fauh and guilt. Tlus is your bcsl moves in to covet 1ha1 which she mg and crcnuvc mdividuals w11h 1im and hateful cotild lc>ch you
lmc of defense In 1hc face or Vic-docs 1101 possess. Coveting 1ums 1hc capacny 10 draw the hnc and so much Then decide 10 say
tim•woman who loves ,he sheer to loathingasVictim•woman has take charge. goodbye 10 1hcsc 1cnchcrs, and
comfort of negativity and suffer- kepi her Slra3>pcd 10 her present How 1s 1he female scll-1111agc realize all 1hc love you have
ing How could ariy woman like situ:uion. H:u~•woman is able to so hombly im1ccura,c? \Vith :111 wuhm you.
Why the Pamplin Society should accept James
(ah hough I'd s1itl get a key 10 the
Pa111phn Socic1y room <incc I
need II pin( e 10 dry out all I ho.sc
cat ,k.rns I huvc. My roommaics
are s1ar1ing u., complain aboul
1he smell). ln other words, I
wnnt to be • member of the
Pamplin Society for more 1h.m
just supc.r£kial reasons. By Jarnes Chrislie
One c,I 1hc problems with be•
mg a human ts thal so1ncumcs
you feel sad. It's one of 1hose
una\'oidnblc a,,pccts or existence
such as death or becoming j6si
like your parents. No 111a11cr
how hard you lry-no m3HCr
how many bowls you smoke or
showers you fail 10 take 1hcse
painful cvcnLS happen. Recently
I had one ol lhesc painful incvi•
table moments occur which 1
would like to share wuh you. 1
renllzcd tha1 I was never going
10 get i1110 1he Pamplin Soc1c1y.
This broke my heart imo a thou•
sand pieces 3ncJ made me wnnl
10 dig myself a hole 10 crawl in10.
If I was a really a wonhy and
good human being I would have
goltcn into the Pamphn soc1c1y.
Why god did I p3SS up that Yale
scholar,;hlp In order to go 10
school with o.ll these 1.1,wis &
Clark riffraff?
According 10 the Lewis &
Clark College Catalog, "The Dr.
Robert 8-Pamplin Jr., Socte1y ol
Fellows smglcs out oncl brings
11.>gcthcr students and 1eachers
of the htghcst caliber .. • Clearly
:myonc who has mce1 me knows
1 hal 1 fall 1n10 1h1s category. I
mean 1 finished 111 the top
err ... well I go1 okay grades m
high school and 1 once gol ,m
"A" on an algebra 1c_s1. Okay I
go1 a 8+ and 1hn1 was only be
cause l flirted with my 1cachcr
and wore a l(nv cul dress to cbss
everyday we had a 1cst.
Now L know what a lot of you
arc lhinking. You're thmkmg,
"Oh boy James is going to use
hisrnzorsh,up wit 10 ndlculc 1hc
tll11sm ol 1he Pnmphn Soc1c1y."
Actuall)' I'm using 1l to grovel
my way 11110 the Pamplin Soc••
ctr rm a whue nmle anti 1 go to
l.cw,s & Clark. Mc lampoon• ing the Pamplin Society for be
ing elitist 1s about JIS logic:il as a
c1gar<'ttc smoker complnimnj!.
about the evils ol corpora1e
America.
By 1hc way, I'm 1101 1ryrng LO
accuse all or the poli11cal ac11v-
1s1s or h I ppies :u LC as bemg
hypom1cs. There are many that
arc fully dcvOlcd 10 their beliefs
and pracucc what 1hey preach.
On 1he other hand. there arc
some that engage m acLS that
make an observer believe thai
they're trca1111g their bchds as
merely a fashionable ideology w
be consumed and lorgo11en
about 111 clue ttmc. This 11mc be•
111g when one has lO le.ave lhc
safe shelter of college and figure
oul how to Iced one's self.
l..c1 me now cxplam to you
why I should be allowed to be•
come a Pamplin Fellow. Ever)'
Pampht1 Fellow has ao "show
cxccp11onal po1cmial tor leader•
ship. mninrnin a supcrmr GPA
{nonnnlly 3.5 or higher). elem•
onstrate an m1cres1 in physically
fimcss. and conducl 1hcmselvcs
tn an exemplary mnnncr marked
by mtcgmy ,111<1 service Lo oth•
ers." Translated Crom. pompous
speak 1ha1 means you have 10 be
a goody-goody who 1s very ac•
11vc 111 dubs/orgamza11ons and
all 1ha1 crap, docs a bunch of
comnmnny scrv1cc, gc1s rcall)'
good grades, and 1sn'1 ou1 ot
shape (a.k.a. fn1 or unpleasant 10
look a1). In other words you
hnvc 10 be like one or I hose kids
you ha1ed who gave 1ha1 really
stupid and nnnoymgly long
speech at your high school
grndua1io11.
Okay maybe 1h,· fac1 1ha1 I'm
b1uer :ibm.u not gcmng 1mo chc
l'amplm Sot1c1 y and not bcmg
able 10 gave a high school gmdu•
:I.lion speed, rnl1ucnccd my m~
tcrprc1a11on ol 1hc qunl1ucs nee-
6 Pioneer Log March 23, 2001 essary lO gcL hno u. Acm~lly I'm
just plam old btucr. You remcm•
bcr those "mos1 likely ICJ
rccogn111ons Lhcy ga.vc to people
in high school' Well I got one
or 1hosc. 1 go• mos, likely to tlie
cold illlCI alone m i.1 shack as a
bitter old man_
8111 scno'USly, I'm 1hc J\SLC
Ch1erJusttce. so l'm obv,ou,ly a
_,&rca1 leader and a goody-goody.
My GPA ts .. _ umm. 1 have a
nice ass. Anyone can sec 1hat I
hnve an interest 111 physical n1.
ncss because of i< Just usk any
female who has been lucky
enough 10 caress my beautiful
boo1y. h's 1101 just ani laz)' be·
hand 1hn1 c,rn send you off tu
happy land by just 1ouchmg ii.
In fact ,f you guys let me m .. _
well lei's JUSI say 1h01 each and
every one of you ""II gel sen1 off
10 JU·JU•b<:c and bu11crcup land
because of me. he he he. I'm also "CJ)' chanlable .md t:anng
towards 01 her hu11rnt1s A J.
though I mrcly perform commu•
n11y scrv1cc I n1,tkc an dton 110L
10 laugh :11 old people ii 1hcy trip
and [all and I ,1111 whal ccr1'1111
mdiv1duals call :, "'gwcr• m the
con1cx1 of n sexual rel:iuonshlp.
I'm very clrnrit:ible tu my "bed
buckhes" tr )'OU ge1 wha1 l mean
There's one more po1111 I ncc<l
lo cover conccnung why I
should be .allowed In ttl the
Pmnpli11 Socic1y You're probably
thinking 1ha1 the onl)' rcaso11 I
wa111 lO get 111 is that 1 can enjoy
ii,, perks. such as having nll your
uncovered tumon cxpcns1.~s cov
ered and having a tool room in
the libr.irr to s111dy/makc out m
If I'm :1llowccl Into the Pamplin
Socic1y I'd hke 10 he considered
an cx-omc10 mcmhcr. In 1ha1 I
don'l w,mt to h;we my uncov•
creel 1ui11on cxpcnsc.s paid for So at your next l'nmphn So·
cicly meet mg plc.lS(· vo1c lo c:m1•
sider James Chris11c as an cx .. ,f.
l'u:i<> member. If not 1hat could
rou plc.,sc vo1c co cons1dcr me:
as 1hc Pnmpltn Soc1c1y "couri
jester" You guy,; clon'1 even ncc.d
to supply me wi1h the silly ha,
and shCJes. I'll ge1 1hcrn myself
somehow. Also. you don•t even
have lO lcL mr in or g1Vc me. rt
silly tilic . just give me a key
10 that room you guys have in
1hc library As compensation I
can make you som~ nice ca1 skm
rugs
The Mystery Box
Ser tllls box? Put a11ythi11g In hort you wa11t; it~ au ano11y111u11sforum for you, r.he LC comrnu·
nity member. Stn1I a·ll submissions to pMog@ldarh.edu with th~ sub)«t "mystery box"_
This Myslc:ry Box is dcdic~u:d 10 an those ignoranr hule fuckers in the Bon who leave their
glasses half-empty and mrned ups1<,lc down on the rabies. Of course, lhe joke 1s I hat whatever
poor basUtrd Bon e1tiployee has to clean that particular table, hllS 10 also Ond n way w pick up
these glasses without the liquid inside falling over 1hc Ooor. A suggcs11on, children: Grow the
fuck up. I know that mommy .lsn'l here to clean up after you and wipe you nose an<) ass, but
spare us your junior high antics, The joke is passe; let ll die with your pre-pubescence, that 1s,
If your pre-pubescence is In fact dead. Regardless. 1ry 10 remember that more times thnn no,,
,hose who have 10 dean up your shit arc yom peers. We arc sick of it. lo s.~y the least We don,
like you at all. The last lhing we want 10 do at 7:30 is s1ay rn the llon any longer than we mus1.
Your antics rcq11ire that we do. The shil is getting old_ And so is our pauencc.
Funhennore, It is not a hardship 10 get up off your lazy asses and bus your own trays. I
know the tray "1ndow is all the wa,v across Fields, but before you nm back LO your dorm
rooms 10 whack It lO the Hustlu you have uoder your bed, have the decency to dean your
table It ain'1 hard, and )'our date on page 143 will wait, 1 promise.
In shon,jus1 remember 1he next time you decide 10 net like lhc snolt)' nosed, spoiled trUSL•
fund brats 1ha1 you probably are, tha1 nobody thinks you are funny. That goes double for those
who work in 1he Bon_ We've got better things lO do 1han 10 than lo be your maids. U you want
n maid, ,go back home 10 lite ovcrbcnnng idiots chat spawned you. Sports======~~=·o=n=ee=r=Lo~g~
Lewis & Clark crew: Blood, sweat and no tears
by Nathaniel Shannon
For 1hr past 1wo months, the
Lewis & Clark Ctcw To:nn has
been tm111111g five days :1 week
before sunrise. and their hard
work ts 1>a)'1ng ofl Lq;s and
backs nrc stronger. hands arc
e11l11sc<I, the oars arc churning
and the l,l)als arc smgmg.
The water practices. rowing
machmcs, weightS,jogsand srnir
clintbs t1rc all in prepar;111on for
1 he spnn1-likc SC:IS()n that bcg11,s
April 71h a1 1hc Husky lnvi1a-
1ionnl m Seattle. Following rnccs
will be held on 1he Hth and
2 ls1. The season comes LO a
screeching halt Apnl 28th when
the V.lr'SII)' men and women head
10 1.nkc Natoma, Calilornta, for
the Wcs1crn lntercollegiote Row•
111g Assoc1auon Champ1onsh1p.
This years «-am consists of
three squads: Novice Women.
Vnrsi1y Women, and Vars11y
Men. The Novice Women's team
1s led by Carissa Adams. who
coaches eleven. bad-ass first•
year rowers. None of them
rowed in lll)\h school Inn you seal Lisa Wilhanis. ·wen: look
mg forward to the upcommg
races."'
The Women's Novice team
prncllCCS m 1hc morning wnh
Varsuy squads some days o, 1he
late afLcrnoon on ns own On
clear clays. Ilic)• arc rewarded
w11 ha sunscl, buL when 1t 1s cold
and rnmy. pracucc on the w:ncr
can be miserable. They also
work oul on 1hc "ng"' machines
to slrcng1hcn 1cgs, back. storn
ach. and shoulders }lfld 10 11n
provc 1hc1r form.
The 1erm "erg• ,s shon for
ergonomc1er, beuer known as
the Conce1u II Indoor Rower. "
staple ofh,gh school dub teams
and Olympic rowers. tmagmc :1
bike wheel w11h a cham around
u anachecl 10 a handle. You 1hcn
su on a slid111g scat, grab the
hnTidle. and pull 111 one flmd
monon. The "wheel" ,s enclosed
m n metal casmg and can be ad
jus1cd to create more or kss f('
s1s1ancc. There ts also a liulc
compu1cr screen 1hiu kc:cps
track of how many me1ers you
have pulled. s1rokcs per n11nu1<·.
PHOfO COUITISY NAflW,ltl'l SH>J,100~.f
When members of the LC Men's Varsity Crew Team are
not doing push-ups for being late to practice, they are
preparing for competitions leading to the WIRAC in late
April. This race will be held at Lake Natoma, California.
would 1101 know u ii you saw
them on the water.
"All or us have been dechcn1cd
smce the begmnmg of the sea
son, and I !eel 1ha1 bond each
umc we prncttcc," s;.llcl s1rokc-tnne ol your workom, spli1 (nmc
11 takes 10 cover 500 meters),
:ind some other useless sta I tst tcs.
The most 1mpona111 pan about
irainmg on 1hc ·erg• ts usmg
good form and pulling hnrd,1us1 like if you were m a boo1. The
mos, mlamous aspcc1 of 1hc
'"erg"'" 111:tchmc 1s 1 he 2000 mclcr
1cs1 Esscnnally, the rower sns
clown on I he er)( and pulls as
hard as 1hey can lor 2000 meters.
The pain of the lnsl 500 ,s mde
scnbable, b111 so IS l he reeling or
lying on lhc floor. gaspmg forair.
knowing 1ha1 you just made
your bo:11 laster.
Thts season, the Vars11y
\.Vomcn~ Team is only racing nn
eight, but ii ts srnckecl. Four Sc•
mors lead the boat· Caprnm Amy
Clay. Amcha Cushing, Jamie
Borton. and sirokc sea, Julto
Steinberg. Experience and
power will make this team n con-
1c.ndcr in any race, but wha1
scp:,1r:ucs them from many other
crews ts 1hc1r form. Wa1chmg
them from 1hc water IS a sight.
indeed. All eight o.ars fall 11110
the water snnuhancously and
trigger a runous dnve 1hat sends
eight puddlcsswirlrng wnh um
form madness. The oars come
Out or the w,ucr 1n one fimsh,
1he boat ghdcs silcndynnd eight
scntS caunously ghdc up 10 1hc
ncx, catch, lo not upset 1hc mu
mcnmm
The Varsny Women ac4,uml
a brnnd new ~"'I'"" II boat the,
year. along with new hgh1wc1ght
wood hnndle oars This 1s ,•cry
excning because the: Crew bud
ge, ,s cxiremely nghL In a spor1
where rnces :1re <kcidecl by
1cmhs of n second. 1!11s new boat
could make the d1fTcrcncc 111 an
cx1rcmcly close race
The Varsuy Men's teom has
many goals 1h1S season 1nclud
mg bemg at pracucc on unic (a
goal enforced with push-ups),
hang out together off the wrner,
make the finals 31 WIil.A, and
KII.L! The I.ISi one LS son of a
joke, Stncc every rower knows
1 ha1 llns sport ,s abotll personal
sacrifice and dcchcation 10 your
team. \.Vinmng n race is not
abou1 clefea11ng your opponen1;
it 1san incentive 10,vork harder.
Thai said, 1hc varslly men are
go,ng lo Klf_L this season. The
S<tuacl is lead by 1hree semors -::.:,_.:::~~- ....
------~~ -. ..::,;__ ,..~ ,. -~ --
PHOTO COURTID WiTHAH!U SHANJ\ION
The Lewis & Clark Women's Varsity Crew Team, shown
here in training last fall, is looking to have a big season.
The Women have an expereinced staff and are a tight unit.
and onl" JUntor: Captam Morgan
5pech1, Sam Baker, Michael
Folland, and Shankar Levmc.
"Everyone 1s workmg hard
nglu now, everyone 1s focused,"
s:ud Lc,,rnc. "And u's gomg to
show when we scr11n111agc
Willnmcne 111 1wo weeks."
The Men's squad w,11 race 111
eight and lour competn1ons tins
season. The f'oetLS will be on the
c1gh1 and ,he 10ugh field of com
pe,itors 1ha1 it will mcludc. Un
hkc most collcgtatC sports. 1hcre
arc no <llv1s1oas m rowmg~ ~moll
schools hi« Lewis & Clark rnce
agams1 1he hkcs of 1hc U111vcr
s11y ol Oregon, Wash1 □gton
S1a1c, Sianforcl, and the na11onal
powerhouse, the Umvcrsny or
Washmg1011 LC will also ran·
against small schools such r,s
I lumbold1 Siate, Scaule Pacific.
Ponland :,,a,c and Paciltc
Lutheran. Unlortunn1cly, there
are 1101 enough school> tn 1he
Nonhwcsl Conference wld,
crew programs to have regl1 lar
meets.
Head coach AmyOsbome has
wken 1he varsny program 10 a
higher level wilh her experience
and en1ht1siasm. Assis1an1
coaches T,sha Miller and
Michael A1mck have brough1
stab1U1y LO an ever-changing pro
gram.
Seniors on 1he team ,1uiekly
point Olli 10 Orsi year stuclems
and sophomores I hat I he crew SllU:ltion l.S a lot beucr than cvt.•n
a few years ago. In 1998, crew
lx:c;1me LCs newest ,·arsuy ,pon
ar1cr more 1hnn 25 year, as a dub
spon. The College has estab
hshcd as a sirong program after
only I hrce years.
One of I he best pans .,boui
row1 ng IS 1 h;-11 you can cat any-
1 hing and everything and you
will no1 gain a pound. Appeliles
on 1 he Crew team are: huge clue
10 the demandmg, CJl<:mc-hurn-
1ng workouis. Food, even Bon
foocl, ts someihing 10 be thet
tshcd aher a 1ough pracutc on
the waler. Perhaps you've ~ccn
Lhc s1ampcdc- to the egg
scramble line every morning in
which 1eamma1es literally ba11lc
{~ u good position and fresh
war0cs. But wnnmg in line I!> a
small rnce 10 pay for eating
br,akfos1 wnh yom best lncnds
who arc also sore, smell like 1hc
\V11lame11e, and know 1h:11 they
have accomplished somc1hing
l,dorc most people even wake
tip.
Whe1hcr you're looking for
G1maradcric, washboard ab ..
dominal muscles, or an excuse
10 gel up al 5 an1, 1.cwis & Clark
Crew is a great varsity pro.gram
10 be part of. You will probably
TIOl ge1 much pubhcil)'. but you
will feel good every I ime you
pass a fellow rower and sile111ly
ackncwlcdgc the bond you both
share.
Four All-American footballers among us Hey Pio
Athletes:
by Ball)' Friedman
With the end of 1he 2000
foo1h.1II scas,>n bclund 11s and
rans lookmg forwnrd 10 ncx1
vcnr!, tc~11n. some l'1nnccrs nte
still 111nk111g he.1dlincs.
Al the end ol this year. lour
members of the l'iuncc, Footb.tll
Team were tlC!,crvcdly rcc.:og
nizc<l for their uubtanding pin)'
luhn Bennion, D.,vicl Hun.Jason
Hill and Jercm) Peterson were
.twar<lcd A11-Amcrilan honors
b)' USAfootb.1II cum. This
honor 1.:, rcsc.rvcd ror the n,HionS
top .nhlctcs at 1hcir respective
pos,uons. It has been lour years
since a Lcw\s & Clark foo1ball
player has received /\11-Amcri
c:\n status~ to ho\'c four from the
sauw team tS unprcccdcn1cd
"IL kcls good w be recognized
for this honor after working so
hard lur lour years; said senior
Jeremy Peterson.
Seniors Bennion, Hun. an<l
Pc1crson will graduate in 1''1ay PHOTO C.OUClfUY WM'l,lCI.AAK fDU
The Lewis & Clark Football celebrate their victory over
Wilamette last fall by taking home the coveted "Wagon
Wheel." Four LC players were named All-Americans ·by
usafootball.com. They are LC's first All-Americans since '97.
and leave bchmcl a 1rad111on of
hard work and lcadcrshq, With
the help or returningjumor Ja
son liill, the 2001 Pioneers will
look Lo rnpirnli:c on the fotm
dation tha1 ,hcse athletes have helped 10 produce.
The Pioneers {3-6) were not
cxpec1cd 10 fair well in 1hc 2000
season, hut the teamS tcnntlly
and le:ulersh1p rrom these lour
a<hle1es rue led 1hc pmnccrs 10 an cmouonal season.
The team brought back Lite
covc1cd .. \Vagon Wheel• wnh
thc1r v1ct0ry over arch nvat
Willamc11e Untvcrslly. The
wheel ,s proudly displayed a,
f'amplm Spons Center as a to•
ken or the victory.
On 1he Lewis & Clark cam
pus 1he,·e :ire no trophies or 10-
kcn~ s1gmr)'tng the personal ,\C
comph,hments of 1hc College's
gracluaung All-Americans. In•
stead. whm they leave bchmd ,s
their legacies 10 1hose ployers
that will lollo" m their loolSleps
and dcdica1ion LO tins program.
Their hmc. accomplishmcnis
and sp,rilS will not be forgouen
any time soon
So if you see one of these atli
leles on campus clon~L hcs1taLe 10
s1op them and congratulate
Lhcm for dus pres11g1ous award.
They deserve 10 be rccogmzecl
for their many years of hard hard
work and dedication.
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