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Volume 57, Number 21

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1993-05-14

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LEWIS & CLARK COLLEGE STUDENT-RUN NEWSPAPER -VOLUME 57, NUMBER 21 FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1993 ----~ ... ---·--------.-~ ~ --~ _-... -
EWS
-SHARC takes a
bite outta crime, p.2
-Tho I put a great
deal of Tholght Into
this, p.S
EJ\l'URES
-Ann Amato:
Published One of a
Kind, p.6
-Shakespeare 's
All's Well Thst Ends
Well occupies Fir
Acres, p.7
ORUM
-Women's Self
Defense worth the
thought -It could
save your life, p.S
-MMore letters than
you can shake a
Log at, p.9
PORTS
-Quiz, what's your
sports lingo I.Q. ?,
p.11
-Softball plckJng
up the pace, p.1 o
UBOCC
-Gustav's Rusty
Rave Nail Flail Fest,
tonight, p.12 ----=-- ~-~ ~--- - -- -------.r~~ .._._
•
n
~ ... ·dent Mooney's $14,000 above private school average
by CORINNA 8UC.:HHOU
QQ(' memorandum released by the l..cwu• & CJark
Chapter of the Amencan Association of Universilty
Professors reports the salanes of LC professon rat be well
below average compared to s•mitar private colleges in the
Lc
professors make
as much as
$10.000
ress than their
counterparts
at area corteges
and universities. Portland area.
The survey cnmpans the salaria
of Professors, Associate Professors
and Assistant Professors at LC to
those of Reed College, Willamene
University, University of Puget
Sound and Whitman College.
LC professors make as much as
$10,000 less than their counterpart
at area colleges and universities .
Why this huge discrepancy ' Ac­
cording to Vice President of Aca~
demic Affairs Evan Wttl.iams, the
endowment of LC ts much smaller,
in comparison, to other private
colleges of the area, causing LC to
•be at a senous disadvantage ._
Their (other college's) endowments
are on the average much larger.
Reed's endowment is three to five
times bigger We probably have the
lowest amount of anyone on that list •
The memorandum mvttes the reader to •do you own
comparisons •
•1 thlnk they (faculty's salaries] should be higher,•
said Williams . •Presideqt Mooney had made it very clear
one of the college's priorities is to~ faculty saJaries
higher.•
-The administration is not satisfied with the level of
faculty compensation, • said Withams "We're doing what
we can within the levels of our mcome. •
Q.9: a related story, the May 5, 1993 edition of Tlrt
Clr.roniclt of Highu Educ.atio,. reported Ptesiden.t Michael
Mooney's 1991-'92 fiscal year salary to be $156,000 Wlth
an additional $11,700 in benefits.
The average salary of Presidents at Private Institu­
tions of LC's bud~ sin was,
without benefits. $142,025, or
S13,975less than Mootle)ls .
Mooney was unavailable for com­
ment. THE AVERAGE
salary of
Presidents at Pr1vate
InstitCJtions of LC' s
bCJdget size was.
witnoCJt benifits.
$142,025 or
$13,9751ess than
Mooney's. The report also suted the five
N&hest paid employees of LC in
1989 Ac:canfing to the swvey,
Stephen Kanter, dean of the law
school was the highest paid em­
ployee with a Ylary of $113,834; L
Victor Atchison, VP for college
relations wu St'COnd with $105,000;
Susan Parr, VP of academic Affain
(no longer employed by l.C) was
third with $100,000; Dcnrus
Madson was the 6ft.h highest paid
employee with a saU.ry of $94,167;
and Douglas NC'W'ell, professor of
law wu the fifth highest paid
employee at LC with a saJa.ry of
$89,333.
The ~tioo was compiled
&om Internal Revenue Service Form 990 filed by each
institution . The IRS ~uires aJJ colleges to li.u the ~y
and benefic. awarded to its officers, director, trustees and
iu five highest p.Ud employees . t How LC M .~~"""" •••
Professor
1992-93
1991-92
1989-91
1987-88 LC RC WU UPS
Associate
1992-93
1991-92
1989-91
1987-88
Assistant
1992-93
1991-92
1989-91
1987-88 $46,900 58.2
44.1 58.5
42.0 49.9
39.5 44.1
40.9
38.7
33.6
31.2
32.5
31.0
25.7
25.5 43.5
43.8
38.1
33.5
36.5
36.7
31.6
25.0 57.1
54.4
49.5
40.8
42.4
413
37.1
27.8
33.8
34.2
30.0
26.2 59.0
55.7
47.4
41.6
43.7
42.0
36.6
33.3
37.0
34.5
28.9
26.7
Reed College (RC), Willamette University (WU),
md University of Puget Sound (UPS) ..
Lewis &: Clark College
1991-92 expenditures: $52.8 million
-~cMel ~OONEY-
Chicf ouutjvc
$156.000 (plus bcndhs) $11.700
fivt highest-paid anploy«ss
-Stephen l<ANTER­
Dean oj Lew School
$113.834 $9.581
-L. Victor ArOilSON-
-Vljor Colltgc Reb ions
$1U5J)00 $8.9Z5
-Ssm PARR-
$ ... ,., VP Academic t'8.5oo Jenny Mitchell
A number of student groups
on campus deal with current
problems such as the environ·
mcnt, preJud.!ce against hom~
sexuality, human nghts viola­
tions and drug and alcohol addtc·
tion. Not only do they deal wtth
pezvutve and UlJurious wues,
but also provtde valuable Ulfor·
mation to the public.
Most of these orga.ntz.att ons
havearathuloyalfollowmg Un
fortunatel y, oneofthesestudent ­
oriented gJOUps, dea.llng wtth a
very prevalent wue, conunues
to be lgllOred by nearly all of the
student population.
The Sexual Harassment
Awareness Response Commit­
tee, or SHA.RC,asoneS\Jch group
SHARC was created two years
ago by Vice President of Student
Affairs De:nrus Madson. lt ongt·
nally con.sasted only of certain
community membcrsspeafically
tbP.IONEER LOG
STAFF
oditar in dud
JASON KANESHIRO
prodoctioo manager
EMIENOO
business manager
KENJ1 MlNAOA WA
DeWI editors
COJUNNA ANN 8UCHHOl.Z
OJ.ANNA FRICK
feaJU:reS edi•cr
MATI SHERM.AN
forum editor
AUSSAEDWARDS
sports celia
SI'EVE ZWERIN
publd OOCUDefiel:S edunr/
canoonisl
RYAN I££
~editar
ERIN FELDMAN
froru page/graphic design editor
PHIL DUONG
copy editors
lENNY Ml'ICHEI J.
AOOU:O GAM.A
advenising manager
CHRlSTlNE KERLIN
c:irculmioo managt.l'
Al.LYSON QUIBBLL
adviD
PE'JE.REH
wrilen. pbOCO bcwds, eat.
USA &. SOPfDA • .JENNY
Mli'CHIU J., C'HAIU.ES
'nJRNER. KEN1I MINIGAWA.
STACIPANUKE. 'JURI ROCHE,
KJUSTINA PEBWORni,
ADOLFO GARZA. BOREAS
V ~ NOUHUYS. ADAM
CAMPBIU J., DA VIi f'ENCS~
0UUS SI&RENS, ANDREA
~S.AILYSON
QlJIBEJ J .. ERIC SCHINDLP.Jt.
GRBG KNAK.AL and CHAlU.ES
CO BINI!
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IIDtknl..nm pub1Jcatinn •
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aD leaers, advati!ing ex any 10r1 .
olinquirycanbeJentro
PIONEER LOG
LCbox 121,
LewiJ .t 0-t Cdlep.
Portland, OR 97219
PLEASE RECYCl..B TinS
NEWSPAPER Campus/Community Resources system
Concerrungt he printing and
dlstrlbu tion of the rape brochure,
Huntercommented , 'We'reona
roU now where everybody is
thmldng along the same Une.s
They want tt to be poaitive and
Ulformauve. They don't want it
to man bash or vtctun bash
Writing the brochure seenu to
have gone prettysmoothly . I'm
really looking forward to that
and getttng the form gotng.
Those two things have been btg
goals of mine. It's taken much
longer than 1 thought Much
longer and the reason for that 1s
the lack of student involvement .
You can get more students to
joUl a committee about the ale~
hoi policy than you can talking
about rape. Does that say where
our priorittes are?• ~nseing Center· 768-7160 :
-CII'fl)lsSafety -~1111 ·
~Ute -768-7123 :
-Chaplan -76&-7082·
.student Alfan-~71 00:
-student Health Canter-768-
7165.
appointed by Madson, but is now
open to anyone who WtShes to
attend the weekly mectmgs.
SHARC deals wtth such lS·
sues as date rape, stranger rape
and sexual harassment It as
headed by Officer SuZJe Hunter
who worked for five years on a
similar committee at the Univer·
sity of Oregon.
• At the time the U of Or­
egon started their commtttee ,
there was a need. • satd Hunter.
-when I arrived here, a.s far as 1
know, it [the formauon of
SHARC) wasn't anythtng that
needed to happen The college
wanted to do this We haven't
had anydung reported to our
department m two years.. You
don't want somedung to hap­
pen so that you can sec af your
procedures go correctly, but we
are readY'
All officers attend manda­
tory monthly in·seMc.e training
3a.sions tn an effort to keep them
up-t<> date on all investigative
procedures The ~aons cover
everythmg from how to deal Wlth
bomb threats to how to conduct
• -Oregon Health Sclenoae
l.Jniwfsity (OHSU)-2??.001 0
-Portland Women's Crisis Une -~
-MuliDnomah VICtim S.VWC.'s •
24&-3222
-YWCA Comse&ng ~ -
223-6281
a rape Ulvestigataon
fl'( ou can never get enough
oE tlus stuff Even I wtll get rusty
and forget to ask certam ques­
tions during certrun i.nve.stiga·
tions, • said Hunter
SHARC ha.s many plans for
fall term, including the distribu­
tion of the U noffictal Report
Form and a detailed brochure
about rape, harassment and rape
• prevention .
The tdea behind the Unoffi­
cial Report Form, whtcb has
taken a year and a half to be
approved by the adnurustratton,
lS to aUow the victim to remain
anonymous, and stiU provide the
school with documentatton that
the incident occurred so at can
gear its response and preventton
programs to better protect stu­
dents in the future
While at ts hoped that the
victim of any such cnme would
come forward, the Unoffictal
Report Form aJIOW$ a student to
anonymou sly report any type of
threatening be'haviot without
havin2 to deaJ with the rather
mtimidating JUdaaaJ and pohce
• Another issue that Hunter
hopes to work on in the fall is
•getting the rest of the staff to be
a httle more visible and acces­
stble to women students. 1 don't
mind doing thu at all, but J don't
want to be the only one someone
can come and talk to. We have
other people hue that 1 thmkare
capable ofworkingwit h victims!
For now, though, it as hoped
that attendance at SHARC meet­
ings will increase and that more
male students will come to the
meetings and offer their own in­
sights about rape and sexual ha·
rasament.
SHARC meetings are Thurs­
lays from 2-4 p.m in the
Monteith Room m Templeton
OSlUffi....., tens us
Aa part of the
Aftanayrrtpoetum,apanel on
Interdependency Beyond
Trade: The Rationality of
Regklnal~ lt8yiallnntookplac:e
Wdtlsday .
(lAft to Right)
Jetrlh~
Jack Cofb Ill
9avw1y 1l\acU'
cauar ct\etale
JosephHa
ThelA5yrnpoak.m, ""er•ghfl
Image• of 21.. Century
PoiJtlca,• wa h.alcl Monday
through Wedl .. aday of thla
~·'
On the
r
system,
today will be
the seventh
day of your
break.
ADVERTISEMENT IMFOIUtU.TIOM DIIR
DUIW
.~11
FluDAY MAY 14, 1993 -1HE PIONEER Loo -page 2 Roving
Reporter
Erin Feldman
Quntlon: What do you lib
about off-camput Ufe'
------. D a D a
Hardy: I
have the
freedom
to cook
and eat
whatever
I want,
whenever
L--~ ...:::::!!.. ....J 1 want.
• Malcolm
Heath:
Privacy
and it
, costs less,
no matter
what they
say. I also
like thea.
\;;:;;;;;;:::;;;;:;..;;..;;;;;;;._;;;;;;;;;;;;;..,;;;j pee t of a
non-LC social llfe and I that
my house is near evezythi118
that I want to do. Buy your donut
Ivan of lnfonnad on
two weeb, or somet
Concerned stu
we did not make him
hanging out at meeti
Your friends on ~
came by to express t
taktn by the admln~
and missing the point
is working to suppo~
You know Dub~~
like by May 17. It
have a problem with
The CurricuJwn
5MB Shdby Uritz !i
as to Core requir .. u~
Altering the nature of
really inform yourself
you.
Alex Robboy was
group, Sl40 to be exa
budget mess ourselve
know what 1 mean.
Spain is a. fair-si
Linnea someone
eliminating sexism .....
ASLC didn't thi
Greg Knaka1, stud
$elld him and three c
conferenc e.. Weweren
Ohwdlfor ·
There was an AS
diSlNSSed constitution
Ole, that's all Wa
meetings, Tuesday
Oh, a bit of a stat
E m i l y ppening to our sch
Palmer: Don't close your q
A f t e r soyouCAn
t h r e e IU'e being proposed so
years of This is very,
living on Seriously.
campus, 1
enjoy the This wule' s stu
comfort of • PEER REV
t:::::.::::::...._..::::....:J off-cam·
pus life and learning to live
withabunchofpeople. Fmang
is easier too
R o b
Downer:
I'm a veg­
etarian, so
my food
intake is
better. It's
a lot
cheaper
.__ __ __, Jiving off-
campO&. I oow spend $185 1
month for rent Vertut the $340
a month you pay to live on
campus. I also feel lesa
barrassed off-campus.
Gloria
Gt•tlibor:t
J don't
have to see
any boys. 2 cases, 4 students
fst student·
vioJacioru Caused
in Odell Hall. This
other write-ups .
sanction: 1) Pay for
'etellmined by physical
2Nl s uulr.n r:
violation: Broke a
"" .. "' a water balloon
sanction: 1) Since
student must 6nd
paid for at the Ca
ecei1Pt evidence that
leen paid for, they will
the end of this ten:n.l
Jrd sc~duu ·
violation: .Broke a
... " a water balloon s
&anc~ion: 1) Since
student must 6nd
paid for at the Ca
evidence that '"ua1
paid for, theywill
the end of this term.
4th student;
violation; Broke a ......
a water balloon
show up for the
ltact the Board about
Wlcdon: 1) Since
student must find
paid for at the \AI5l\
teh:n evidence that ,h,.
paid for, theywUI
the end ofthis term.
•• ._ student's absence
1perldlrlJt absence.
no cases A FRICK
tg
·er
I an
a D a
lb.tdy: I
h~ve the
freedom
to cook
and eat
whatever
1 want,
whenever
1 want.
Malcolm
Heath:
Privacy
and it
costs leas,
no matter
wh.atthey
tay. I aleo
like the as­
pect of a
p.nd I that
~etythina STUDENT COUNCIL OPENS
DONUT SHOPPE
Buy your donuttes from Chief Justice Thol Fielder. Ht, thi1 is
Ivan of Information etc., and here's what happened over the last
two weeks, or something, at Council meetings
Concerned Jtudent Eric Hare wanted to be an f!)(·officto, but
we did not make him one, because we have one already He's 1tlU
hanging our at meetings, though, which 1a cool
Your friends on the Campus Ufe Improvement Committee
came by to express their dissarlafacclon with the action being
taken by the admirustration, which is basically watering down
and missing the point of several proposals, or something. CouncU
ts working to support them, because that's what we do.
You know Dubach~ Submit your destgns for what it looks
Uke by May 17 It will look like what you want, maybe. If you
have a problem with Dubach, come calk to President Fawn.
The Curriculum Committee, upon which Vice--President of
5MB Shdby Uritz siu, is doing all kinds of mind-blowing stuff
as to Core requirements and other courses. This is radically
: lltering the nature of our school, in my opinion, and you ahould
really inform yourself of what's going on if this .school matten to
you.
Alex Robboy was aeeklng funds for a rape survivora support
group, S140 to be exact, and we gave her S70, 'cause we're in a
budget mess-ourselves but thought it was a good thing. lf you
know what 1 mean. •
Spain is a fair-sized country in southern Europe.
Unnea someone was seeking co bring Ttm Bailey to lead an
eliminating sexism workshop, and wanted ASLC funds to do it,
but ASLC didn't think it was such~ good ldea Nix. Oh weU
Greg Kn.akal, student of athletics, came by to ask for $1500 to
·serl~a him and three colleagues to a sports and communication
conference. Weweren't too into that one either, and he was voted
lrtnwrn.. Oh well for him u wdl.
There was an ASLC forum Wednesday . Did you go~ We
ldi.S~::us.s ed constitutional changes and General .Ed.
Ole. that's all Watch me on LCfV, talk to us at x7150, come
meetlngst Tuesday at 6·15. Thanks for reading, you are my
Oh, a bit of a statement: All kinds of important things are
m i l y llappenimg to our school that will substantially change the way it
lalmer: Don't clo$e your eyes if it matters to you Talk to Counal
f t e r Me.mtl~ so you can know what is going on. Know what changes
h r e e • • .,.... being proposed so you can respond to them before they
ears of ppen. This is very, very important . Only you can make a
1 ivtng on Seriously.
j;uath~ This weelt's student judicial board dedsioru:
omfortof •PE.ER REVIEW BOARD (May 6, 1993)
ff-cam·
hg to live
It;. Festmg
a veg­
~UC~.u, SO
food
ntake is
a:>ecur. tes
lot
beaper
off­
S185 a
the$340
Uve on
feel less 2 ca~, 4 students given sanctions separately
1st student:
violadon: Caused damage to light fixtures and an exit
in Odell Hall. This was a first offense, t.he student: didn't have
other write--ups .
sanction! 1) Pay for damages caused. the pnce to be
iett:~munea by physical plant assessme.ot.
2nd studetfl:
violation: Broke a window tn Forest HaU {Alder)
... u. a water balloon shot &om a water baUoon launcher.
sanction: 1) Since this happened in Febroary,
student must find out if the damages have a1ready been btUed
patd for at the Cashier's Office and provide the Board wtth
ttiJ>t evidence that this is the case. If the damages have not yet
H>n paid for, they will be charged to this student's college account
the end of this tenn.
Jrd studuu·
violation: Broke a window in Forest HaU (Alder)
...... a water balloon shot from a water baUoon launcher.
sanction: 1) Since this happened in February,
student must find out if the damages have already been billed
paid for at the Cashier's Office and provide the Board with
evidence thar this is the c:ase. If the damages hove not yet
•en paid for, they will be charged to thlssrudent•s coUege account
the end of this tenn.
4th student:
violation; Broke ~ window in Forest Hall (Alder)
h a water balloon shot from a water baUoon launcher. Also did
show up for the Board meeting and made no attempt to
the Boant about prior engagements .
sanction: 1) Since this happened in February,
student must lind out if the damages have already been billed
paid for at the Cashier's Office and provide the Board with
,...~. .... evidence that this i.s the case. U the damages have not yet
· paid for, they will becharged to this student's coUegeac:count
the end of this term. 2) A fifteen dollar (S 15) fine wu levied for
student'• absence and failure to notify ·the Board of the
absence.
no cases NEWS
~l .esentation .,
Adolfo Garza
l...lst Tuesday ntght, a Safe
Sex and Sex Toys presentation
was held tn the main lounge of
Copeland . The presentation gave
about 100 l.ewu & Clark stu
dents the opportuntty to learn
everythmgtheyever
wanted to know erotic toys.'
The shop has been operating
for about 21 months, and ac­
cordtng to Mulcahey, about 10
to 15 percent of her clientele is
college-aged
Customers can buy various
toys, contracepuves and latex Ple.asurt scJJ them, because, clainu
Mulcahey . •the dental iruhutry
doesn't want them used for oral
sex."
Another safety consid~r ­
attoninvolvescertainfa.ncykinds
of condoms, such assJow·in·the­
dark condoms. Students weze
reminded that these
kinds of condo~ al!!
about sex
The presenta·
tion was organtzed N]t's easier to have sex with someone than
to talk about it.'' sold for novelty pur·
poses only, and an:
not to be used for
by Co~land Rest·
dent AsSIStants UN
Paoh and Jay
Fnends Accordtng to Paolt. the
purpose of the demonstration
was to educate student• about
safe sex, as well aa show them
how sex toys can tmprove theJ.r
sex lives.
According to one of the
R A s, theu Restdent Duector
seemed a little hesitant regard­
tog the presentatJon, mostly out
of concern that Director of Cam­
pus I.Jfe Mlchad Ford wouldn't
like it
However, there wcu a wide
consensus among the studenu
p~nt that the presentatton waJ
given for vaLid educational pur­
poses and was generaUy in good
taste.
SttU, no student was able to
keep a straight face through the
presentation, as sexual practJces
and preferences were discussed
Ln a humorous light
The presentauon was car
ned out by Holly Mulcahey ,
owner of a local sex shop called
It's My Ple.asure,1ocated in south·
east Portland. Mulcahey said the
purpose of her store is to educate
about safe sex and to provade •a
safe place for people co shop for -Holly Mulcahey
items. Mulcahey also provu:ies
free condoms and offer& free
workshops and home shows ar
no charge
The presentatton began Wtth
an explanatton of how the AIDS
virus can be tran.srrutted High­
risk bodily fluids, Mulcahey re­
aunded students. include -t>lood,
semen, vaglOaJ and cervical flu­
ids lfit'swerand tt isn't yours,
don't touch it, • qutpped
Mulcahey
low-nsk bodtly fiuJds, wtuch
represent tude or no nsk of tnfec­
uon, include tears, swe.lt, urine
and saliva Still, Mulcahey
potntedout that students should
have a •cJean mouth before they
smooch"
When it comes to oraJ sex, it
is important to use condoms and/
or dental dams According to
Mulcahey , •non-lubncated
condoms are better for oral sex,
but the powder should be dusted
ofP
Dental dams are recom­
mended when performing oral
sex on women, but unfonu­
nately, they are very hard to find
Few places other than It's My contraceptive and/or
ufe ·sex purposea.
Lastly, stu-
dents were warned to make QR­
ful decisions regarding their sex
lives.
•tc:•s easier to have sex with
someone than to talk about it/
cautioned Mulcahey .
After a bnef break,
Mulcahey'sassistancgaveashort
pr~tauon dealing with sex
toys. Whe.n tt comes to sexual
devices, she said, shops for mtn
are abundant while •women have
hardly any (sex coy shops] that
are safe to go to.'
She demonstrated toys avail­
able at It's My Ple.uurt., which
tnclude watez··based oils and lu­
bricants, as well as dildo,, har~
ncsses and vanous kinds of vi­
brators.
She advised anyone who
wanted to use a Vl"brator to crank
up their steJeO system while do­
ing it, to make sure Roorm.u~
are not disturbed by the vibrator's
electric hum
~rh Mu~h&:)' 01.0d her as­
sistant stressed that ex~rimen ­
tation is essential for mdividuaJs
and/or couples to ftnd out what
their preferences an:, and that
they shouldn•l be afratd to ask.
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FRIDAY MAY 14, 1993 -1lm PIONEER Loo -page 3 I
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...... "
Jason Kaneshiro
lt 's nation nghr: auess c:he
b.ly, so to apeztk. and although
the name •Jnpan• dwells in the
A.mencl!in consctousness every
d y, students tn both nauons
know httle about theu fo~tgn
panner
Thas sununer's Oregon/Ja·
pan Program bnngs together aca­
denuc expenase ln Japane$e and
Ammcan studtes from Oregon
nd from japan's presugaous
Wa da Uruvers1ty to the Lewis
'Oark campus
The emphasis is on sharing,
not onJy academk.Aily but so­
oally eamopanu mtcract W1th
Japanese students in the class­
room, an the re~udence halls and
m C)(t racurricular activitaes.
The program is sponsored
by Waseda University in Tokyo,
Japan, in conjunction with six
Oregon coUeges and universities .
Forty-five Amcncan students and
45 Japanese students study and
live together Students pamci­
patc: an many activities ranging
from discussion groups, work·
shops, to outdoor trips.
The theme for this year's
program &s • Equality and lnequal­
ny • Evey student taw a core
class, "inch centers around dus
theme The classes a.n: team·
taught by professors from
Wa~a Umvcrsaty and Oregon
uruve.rstties . This year, jeffrey
Barlow, a speoahst in Asia from
the htstory department, will
r.uch &loint cOte cbu
One of the highlights in the
program 1s the three-day Out­
door Wilderness Experience. Stu·
dents can experience sea
k.ayaking or white-water rahing,
REMINDER • • NEWS • 7 7 ' • 7 ' 'FE 7 2
• -,. , 1",
.. -·---res ~ Fi:
~ \.. ~ \.. ~ .. ~rosses
Grant Fuji~ Untvwatty of Oregon. l , .. Yatche, Oregon State UnJvwetty, and Kan Taka huh~ Waseda
Unlvwalty partlctpat8d In lost yaore Oregon/Ja.pan Surra••• Program. -----
discover hidden trails and caves lights for me. named this one of the most sue-
backpacking on tht coast, or •1 was very impressed with cessful parts of the program.
spend time relaxing in natural the quality of rhe Wa!:eda fac--vie have been extremely
hot springs. ulty,• said Paul. •Some of the pleased with th.: cross-cultural
Don Paul, a senior, studied professors who taught last year interaction ofthc students/ said
twice m Japan through LC over-a.rerteogniud throughout Japan, Greg Caldwell, associate dean of
seas programs prior to enrolling and even are known mtemation · international student services at
in the program. He spent stx ally. The quality of instruction LC, in an Oregonian article.
months in Sapporo and one year was very h:igh,• he said •Many programs send Japanese
an Kyoto. He recommends the AU students are placed into students here and they don't get
summer program highly for ad· one of three levels of foreign I an· to meet and interact with Ameri-
vanced japanese language learn· guage: Japanese for Amen can cans, • said CaldweU. -nus IS the
ers and to all students in all disci-students and English for Japa· first one I've seen where they
plmes with an interest in the ne)iestudenu . Studenuwhoare come here and do everything
country. studying beginning and intenne· with Americans .•
"The: things you remember diate Japanese and ha~ not yet The program runs fromjuty
bout a program like thlts are the studu:d oveneM can benefit the 21 through Aug 29, at Lewis &
people things the shared expen· most from this program.. Clark College The a.ppl&catton
mces, the good friends you made, American students an paired deadline is May 21 For applica-
rhe wildeme.ss trip, the evening together with Japanese students t1ons and more UJfonnatJon, con·
discussions, the karaok.e party,· as roommates in an mtercultural tact Caldwell or Ann Burger, ext.
said Paul. • These were the high· living situation, Students have 7305.
RFMINDER.
The Cashier's office • -RwJtrf.U hAll assigrtrruttiS -• will be closed May 19-• postedMay20thne.utheOffict • or Campus Ufe.
May 21. It will reopen : -Room sdwior~ -• 7 •
CRIME
BEET
by Andre WiUuuns
-For the week of
May 3-9-
Friday, May 7
Between 9 and 12
p.m , the security ac­
cess system was re­
moved from Platt­
Heward. -
Between Friday at
8:30 a,ms and Satur­
day at 8 a.m.1 in the
Akin parking lot, a
Volkswagen Fox was
broken into; nothing
was taken.
Saturday, May 8
10 p.m. in Alder B35 a
party was broken up
and a bong confis­
cated. The matter is
under investigation.
at its new office in the • Sunday, May 23
basement of Templeton :-main lounge oF each residenct
• haU (Hanz.feld in Unit BJounge) College Center 9 a.m. : -b.uedonlottel)'numbetsdra .....
Monday, May 24. • May 13th, lowest numbers se
Dateswhenotherof- • lectroomsfint . Roommatepajr
fices will move: : or triples may use the best lot
• tery number between them. -Cashier 1 s office May : The Offic:c of Campus Ufe ruc:rv
' 24 • t~ right to change room ousign
• menta ovet the summer in ordn lt • Columbia / Epic Records and those
folks at KLC Radio bring you a night of
new MUSIC VIDEOS at the Rusty Nail;
featuring su0:h cool bands as
-Advising center June 8
-Ray Warren June 8
-Writing Center June 8
1-Student Support Ser­
vices June 8 • adJust number' of men .m.d womc1
• on co-ed floors, pl&cr rwo uppacw
• student& togetb.er so dl.at fiut yea • • nudents can be placed togelher, ad
• JUSt a co-ed float to single sex or vice
• ~rA, or adJUSt us.ignment whee
: contract canccll&tiona occw
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~~ · , •
Plus, CO's cassettes, T-Shirts, records and posters.
9:30 to l 1 p.m. Thtst ASLC Catstitutiooal
tht Trai11tXI71, 9--4 :JO, ~
AMENQMENT(
,..... Clause: ARTICLE I
2 A 2)
To: ARTICLE Ill. CO
TIONAL BOARDS
Secuon 2 jud1c:W Bc»rd
A PurposeoftheASLCJu d
2) The I·Bo.trd can adviJ4
pu• Ufe OEFJc,e on dlKll
'tiON
I,...., ChAnJC: ARTICLE l
12 8. 1).
1 To: ARTICLE Ill CO
'nONAL BOARDS
I,Stc:ti",on 2. Jud•ci.JJ Board
8 Functioru~nd Powcno~
lud.ic:UJ Bo.td
1) All Ktions of the l·B<
u.kt: the form of~ deciSio!
~commendAtion. All Kt.
have najonty approv~ of t.t
JUry. .-O.mge: ARTICLE U
8 4).
o: AR. TICLE Jll, CO~
BOARDS
iectiton 2 Judlc:i&l 8o.ud
Functions and Poweraof
ICJ.a.l 8o&rd
The J 8oa.td slWI b.tvc r.
impeachment (see AR 1
>ecu1on 3, lmpcachmenl ) .._ a.~ age: ARTIO E II
8 S). &.
UNJUF BOARDS
iecUI:)O 2. J •.ldidaJ Board
Fu ncuoo.s and Powers of ~
UOJCJW 8o.ud
The l-Boudlhlll h.aveo
'lPPcllate junsdtcb.on.
J-l~oard shaU act u 1
wpe.w for Peer R.cvtew ~
Delete: ARTICLE llJ. S
S)b
Add! ARTICLE Ul C
BOARDS
~Utl)n 2 Judicial 8o.t«{
Functto1l$and Powen of c
IUd.lcw Bo.ud
The J 8oard ah.all b.tve on
JpctJDte jurisdicuon.
The J-Bo.ud ab.all have ru
&1J constitution.a.l ascs
rn-.. ltudent CUC DOt llU
Peer Review Board .
Cbaage: ARTICI E Ill c. 6). c.
ARTICLE Ul. CONI
IIOI'~Al BOARDS
~utm 2. ]udici&l 8o.&rd
Duties, Responsibilities,
fjtJc,o of the ASLC Judic.W
• Bo.ud <l~Ctloru :are fi llo'IJ
ltu~n the Student Council
ta case has been :a ftlatn
Cl$em&ybedecla~~~
~ IDI:>rov.a.l of Student Coun1
wnt:ten appeal for masuul
Pl>ml,ltcd to t~ ASlC
in 10 academtc dAyt
~Dlctiton o( the l·· Board
Chaage: ARTIC! E Ill • c. 8).
ARTICLE III. CON
IIVr'ti\.L BOARDS
~uon 2 Jud1a.lJ Bo.ard
Duues. R.espons•bilities,
u1on of the ASLC Judkia.l
The J·Bo.ud may decide
.au.~ of a case which ace
llrW nature confidential by
IIPn)vi.J of the selected jury
1n1tlfl which has been det
c:onfidentUJ shall not be
1tudent body, but thall
llled only at the diJcreu
JUd Justice.
Olaaae: ARTIO E lll.
E.. 4)
ARTICLE Ill. CONS
""'""" BOARDS
l~tilon 2.Judiml 8oa.rd
lect:ioa of the ASLC ,ua1~
JW'Cift ah&1J be lltlf!:Ctcj _., .. enrolled fulJ..ume
ltl• Ll te ltUde.n ts I
y 7
d 12
ty ac­
as re­
Platt-
ay at
Sa tur­
in the
lot, a
x was
thing I
I
ay 8
B35a
en up
onfis-. tter 1s
tion.
of
i I· I l;XEWS
•
Thesl ASLC Cmstitu!iooal amauimrnrs, prorxr.tJ by Oti4 )ustlll 1lk)i liridtr. ajft!l y(1JJ hfe. Rt.ad thmt1 \btl ootsidr
lht TrClllnon. 9-4:30, Fidds, ll-J·i5, i·45-6·i5, ~lin. 57:l. Waintsday, May 19
AMENQMEN'I QNE
~ Cb.:anae: ARTICLE Ill Scc.uon
2 A 2)
To: ARTICLE Ill. CONSTITU ·
TIONAL BOARDS
Sccuon 2 Judtcal Board
A PurposeoftheASLCjudic: .ull Bo.trd
2) The I·Bo.ud an dv&U tht C.m­
, pus Life Office on dtwphna.ry ac·
uora .-Change:: ARTICLE Ill Sectton
2 8 1)
To: ARTICLE Ill CONSTITU ­
TIONAL BOARDS
Stcuon 2 Judtcial Bo.trd
8 Function.und Powers of the ASLC
I u di cia.! Bo.anf
1) All actions of the J·Bo.ard mUJt
uke the form of a declSlon and/or~
All acuons muSt
n.~vc ma1onty approval of the &ekcted
•
,-...;Chan~: ARTICLE 111. Secuon
2 B. 4).
ARTICLE Ill. CONSTITU ­
TIOI"'Al BOARDS
Secu4:m 2 Judic:l&l 8o.ud
fuoctlonund Powcnof the ASLC
UW1U<U Bo.\rd
The J Bo.ud thaJI b.lvc the power
1mpcachmcnt (sec ARTICLE IV,
~u1;,o 3, lmpeachtncnt )
......, Cbanae: ARTICI E lll. Section
B 5) a
ARTICLE Ill CONSTITU·
mc>N~.L BOARDS
lecU40n 2 J udtc.W Board
Funcuoo.J and Powers of the ASLC
UCilCW Bo.ud
The J-Bo.lrdah.all 1\Aveongmal and
IDOC:lla lle JU nsdtctJ.oD.
)-Board stWJ act u a court of
IPpc:.&IJ for Peer Revtcw Bo.lrd.
l4lool Delete: ARTICLE llJ Section 2
S)b
l4lool Add: ARTICLE Ill. CONffi·
mc)NJll BOARDS
~UI;JO 2 }UdlciaJ.Board
Functions and Powcnof the A.Si.C
fJOJiCl.IJ Bo.ud
J 8oard dw.l have original and
Jatc jurisd.tcoon
The J.l~oard shall have jurisdiction
a.IJ consutuuon.a.l cases and any
""c nudent cue: not lNUated by
Peer Review Bo.ud.
Chan~: ARTICI E 111 Section
C6)c.
ARTICLE Ul CONSTITU ­
,Jul'uu ... BOARDS
~uc'n 2 Judicial Bo.ud
Duties, Responsibilities , and Op-
r•uon of the ASLC Judic.ial Baud
'·''"'" J .bnf KtJ.on.s ~re 6n.a~ except
rh.~ the Student Council declares
t ~ use bas been ~ rnislNl
A case maybcdeclarerh matri.al by
~~~~~~~~«~~~~t~when
writ: ten appeal for nultri.al!w been
1bm11ttc~ to the ASLC Prwdent
10 1ademtc d.ys of the
tmJ))etion of the }-Board ase
Change: ARTICI E Ill Section c. 8).
ARTICLE UJ. CONSTITU­
A.I. BOARDS
p;uc'n 2. Judic:W Boud
Duues. Rcsporwbilities, and Or-
. of the ASLC Judicial Board
The J·So&rd may decide to keep
uus of a c:.alt which ue of a per·
11\llnaturcconfidentialbymaJonty
nnv&J of the selected jury. lnfor­
llt-ICXl wh.tch h.u been determined
II be confidential shall not be open to
student body, bur ah.aJ.I be di.s­
llled only at the d~.SCKUon of the
Jusucc..
Chanae: ARnO E Jll. Section
4)
ARTICLE 111. CONSTITU­
'-'l'II''U. BOARDS
ruon 2.Judicial 8oud
tw-Q. uoo ofthe ASL:C J udlo•l Bo.ud
turon W1J be elected from
n:ct\tJy cn.rolled fuU-ume undct­
IOUAle students ,.._... Ch~nge 1 ARTICLE 111 Section
2 F 1) c.,
Tor ARTICLE Ill CONSTIT U­
TIONAl. BOARDS
SeCtiOn 2 JudiCIAl Board
F Reipon11billtaes of the ASLC Judl­
wl Bo.lrd Mc.mba
1} Chief Juslacc
c The Chief Juaucc ah.all wntc and
ma1ntaan J·Soard Byllws, GUbJtcl to
~pproval by Execuuvc Counal
~ Olangc: ARTICLE Ill Sectton
2 F 1) f
To: ARTICLE lJI CONSTITU·
TIONA.I. BOARDS
Sectton 2 ludtci.al Board
F R.etponabiltu.a of the ASLC J udt·
eta! brd Members
I) Chief Jusuce
f The Chid Justice may hue an ad·
mtnlltrattve auut.ant to kttp records
of a1.l student tudici&l processes pro­
vided th.tt the fundi are avai.lable
~ Add ARTICLE Ill CONSTl·
nmoNAL BOARDS
S«tton 2 Judvtll Bo.lrd
f. Responsiblllucs of the ASLC Judt·
cia1 Bo.lrd Mcmbe:rl
l) Chid Juauc.c
l.. The Chief Juatice shall act u adVI·
aor to Peer RA:v1ew Soard, and may
attend ...U bunngs and mectlngJ of
the Peer RtvleW Board .-CJo.angc: ARTICLE Ill. Secuon
2 f 2) b
Toz ARTICLE Ill. CONSTJTU ·
TIONAL BOARDS
Sec:uon 2 jucltc.W Board
F Respon&ibiliues of the ASLC jud.l­
aa.IBoard Membe:ra
2) Juron
b A juror must respect theconfide:n·
u.ality of mformatlon revealed an a
c.tiC wh.tch .a of a penon.al n.at.ure
.-Chance: ARTICLE Ill Secuon
3
To: ARTICLE Ill. CONSTITU­
TIONAl BOARDS
Sec:tlon 4, lntc:m&tiONl Studenu of
l..ewis And Cbrk (lSLC)
~Add: ARTICLE lit CONSTl­
nmONAl BOARDS
Secuon S Peer Rev1ew Board
A Purpo~eof the ASLC Peer RevlN.·
Board
l) All)ud.ic1.al powen herem ah.a.l.l be
vested tn th!! Peer Rcvtew Board
2) The PRB c.an advu.e the Campus
life Offic.e on s.tudcnt conduct du':l·
plin.uv acuons
3) To re10lve nudent conduct c:.ues
through the use of student peer rep­
resentation and the development of
educ.auon.ally appropn.ac.e unctiOnS .
8 FunctJon.nnd Pow en of the ASLC
Peer Rtv1ew Bo.ud
l) Al11cttons of the PRB must tue
the fonn of~ deciston 3.nd/or a rec­
omme.r¥Utton Allactlon.smust h.tvc
majority approval of the PRB
2) PRS acuons m&y not be vetoed.
3) The dec1stonJ of the PRB m.1y m·
elude (but a.rt not limned to) w.un­
inas-, communuysctV~Cc., reautut1on ,
refetTal to the proper tudiciJ.l board
and rccommendauons for dlSClpUn·
ary ~uon , su.spension removal
from I'Hidmc.c halls, or apuwon
4) The PR.B s.haU have 1urudicuon
over student conduct cases only
a The PRB shall send all appals to)·
Bo.lrd.
C. Dut1es, Raponsibtliues , and Op-­
eration of the ASLC Peer Review
Bolud
1) The PRB thai! meet weekly, or as
necc:ssuy, to accomplish ttt purpo~e
l) A c.ate sh~ be inituted u a coo­
senau.al decialon ol the PRS Cb.all,
the ASLC Chief Justicz, and the Di­
rector of Campus Ufe u cktennlned
by cata reccivul m the Residence
Life Offiu. • 3) When acaae 11 uuuated, the PRB 11
J'U11'00Siblt for completina t~ c:.a~e.
A utc .a complete When an acuon f01
a c•ae 1w been approved. 4) 'The Meeungs of the PRS shall be
~to aU membtnof the lewliW
C!.ri:. com.munat y The PR.B may
c.lect togo mtocx.ecuuv escs ton by a
na1onty vote.
S) The Baud ah.al.l appomt one of tts
members to be the P.ccordc.rw ho will
take the rrunuu:s of e.:ach meeting.
and those nunutcnhA U be submitted
to the Chief Jusuu tn a tinu:ly rash
ton
6) AU PRS cuora are final, eJCC.Cpt
w~n the aggrac:ved part)' fcca there
has been quc:suonable due proc.css or
proccdur.J fatrnctlS, m wluch c.ue he
orshemayappe.alrhecaseto) ·~rd
a A cue may be ~ppe;.tled by 4 wnt·
ten appeal submmed lo the ASLC
Oud Jusuuwahin IO:ac.adcnucd.-ys
of the compkuoo of the PP.B case
The Chid ]wllce reserves the n8ht to
act anckpeadently or convene the J·
Board to bur the Appeal
b When a care h.u been •ppe.:aled, the
PRB .JCllon for th.lt case become~
void until such lime as th,. c:.a~ u
decided u truly quesuonabk by Uu:
J·Bo.ud In the event J·Boud finch
quesuonablc due process or proc.e·
dur&l la.uness to be evident, a new
c.ase for the same complaint shall be
iniu.tted at the J-Bovd lcvt.l In the
event )·Board docs not find quesuon­
able due proceu or proudura.l fm·
nea to be tv1dc.nt, the old PRB deci·
aion ah.\11 stand
c. Any member of the Lewinnd Oa~
eommuNty m&y aubmtt an appal.
7) All recorda, decisaons, and recom
mend.auons ol the PRB aha.IJ be re·
ported and upt m a cenLri! file an the
umpus l.ife Office
8) All bybws, rules, dec111ora. n:com­
mendalions, and procedures of the
PRB thaJ.I be reported and upt m a
CClatral file tn the Chic[ Jusuce's or­
fu:c open LO ~student body
D. CompoSlttoo of the ASLC Peer
Review Board
1) Members ol the PRS shall eonSllt
of the Chid )uanc.e, eight (8) 1p­
polnted on-c.unpus rcprt$e0t~trvcs
(one per residence h.all), and four (4)
appomtcd off·umpus reprcunt.a
Uve$ In order for the PRB to operate, • a quorum of four (4) on-ompus and
two (2) off-c.ampus represernauves
must be praent
l) The PRB Chair sh.all chau the Peer
Rev1cw Board.
3) The Chief justza shall act as advt·
sor to Peer Rev1cw brd, and may
attend all hunngs and mccungs of
the Pea ~ Bo.vd
-4) The Campus Ufe Office shall pro­
VIde 01 st.tff adv1sor to Pcct Rev\cw
~rd. wbo nay •t lend all hunngs
and mecungs of the Peer Rev•~
Board
S) Each member sh.a.l.l have 1 vote
ac:ept f'or the PRB Cha.ir (who shall
vote only m cue of a ue), tht Chid
Juruc:c. and the Campus ufc it.lff
advLSOt
E. Elecuon of the ASLC Peer Review
Board Members
1) Tht: t welYC jurors dWl be selected
by the Chief just au from the ~tudtnt
body the Fal.l r.ctm of each yur. Ju·
roruhall&aVeasmembeBofPRBfor
a penod o£ one)'QI
a. On-campus 1uron W11 be nu6cd
by their respccuvc Hall Councih
(Alon, Copeland, Forest, Hatufeld,
How&rd, Odell, Platt, and Stcwan
Halls) f'or refernlto thr Chief Junia
The Chief Jusucc shall then ~end the
selected juron to Student CouN"JI to
be approved by 2/3 m&Jonty to PRB
On--campus students sh.all reside on
campus and must be rnidcnu of the
b&lJ from which they uc appointed
b Off-campUIJW'Oll ahall be aelectlld
directly by the Chief juatiu and ta\t
to Student Counal for l/8 m&jonty
approval to PRB Off<ampus llU•
dents ab.a!J reside off campua
" The PRB Chair shall be one ol the ---- - - ------- -~
• •
~tl~~ no
An ASl.C ton.m waa held Wedl ... day kl the Pla:Ufotm
to lnf01111 studel•s of ctMTd ASLC lsst.JII . The ewtd WD
attended by ahou1 twenty stvdant8 .
VP of SAAB Shelby Urttz attributed the .-naU turnout kl
part to student apathy.
... don't think 8 lot of .aud8nta raaOze I he COfW I qtWiC I I
of eoea• of thelssues that ... dlscosnd,· Urtt.z 1aJd.
selected JUrotl, AS dttenruned by m.t·
jonty vote of the Peer Rtv1cw Soard
2) The Jurors shall be selected from
currently enrolled fuU-ume under·
pdu.te studcnu, Wlth the ClC.Up­
tton ol (..oiJege employees under the
Residence Director's, Office (this •s
because RAs do t:he c:urrcnt wntc·
upi, and 1t wouldn't be prudent to
send someone to a boiard on wruch an
RA on that bo.ard hal JUil done the
send1ng of the accused)
3) In the event thAt A JUror 11 absrnt
mcK~thantwohmcsw•thinthc:~r
longappotntment, anothertutorshall
be sdected by the Chief Jusuce to fill
the appropriate posttaon
4) ln the event thAt a JUro: h.a1 a
conflict of uuerest on the usc, the
JUror may remove h1mwf or hcndf
ftom !he cue
S) In the event th&t 1 1uror b.u a
conflict of mtcmn and hu not rt·
moved himself or hcndf rrorn the
caSIC, the Chief J usua: and PRB OWr
m.1y JOtntly remove the ruror from
the CAlC
6) ln the event tlu t the PRB Ch.lu has
a conflict of l.nt~t an • cue, the
PRB Chair may remove tum.s.clf or
henclf from the cue
7) In the event tlut the PRBChairhas
a conflict of tntcrcst on a c,a s.e and bas
not removed himself or herself from
the case, at the recommcndauon or
the Ouef )usuc.c; the Peer Rcv~ew
Board by '213 approval may remove
the PRB Ch.air from the c:uc:.
8) In the event that the Chief )usttc.e
h.auconflict of mtct~tonac.asc, the
Chief lustta: may remove hlmself or
herself (rom the case.
9) In the event that the Chief )usuc.e
has 1 confuct of mtcrot on a c.asc and
has not n:movc-d. hirn.scll or herself
ftom the c.asc, at the recommcoda·
uoo of the PR.S Chatr, the Peer R.e­
vtcw Board by 2/3 approvAl may rc;­
DlOYC t.hc Chief Jusucc from the case.
10) For a a .. trull.attd at w com·
pWnt oC the PRB Chair or for a case
ulitiated u a compWnt 13&Jnst the
PRBOWror fora ca_.wbur the PRB
Chair b.u been removed, the A.Sl:C
Chief )ustitc must appoint .1 tempo­
nry PRB O\a1r This appom.t.ment
ah.a1.l be subJect to l/3 approval of
Peer Review Bo.l.rd and s.halllut only
unul completion of the GIIC.
1 t) for a ca~e mitiated At t.bc com­
pla.intoftheCbi.cfjuauceorrorara•
lnltiltul u a compla.int q•mR t.bc
Chief )Uitia or for a caw where the
Chief jUJticc h.u b&xa removed, the
ASLC Pn 11dcnt must appotnt a tem-porvy Ch.id' Jus.t 1« This appomt •
mcnt Jh.all be aubj«:t to 2/3 approval
ofStudent Councilaswbb.a.lliutonly
unul Q)tnplednn of the nse
f. R.espons~bilittes of the ASLC Peer
~brdMcmbcn
I) Adman.istt3uve AssnQnt
._ 'The M lh.aU ~puc cues for the
PRJHor CMh wed'snccc:ss.arydutJes
2) Peer Review Soard 0\a•r
a The PRB O\a11 !hall wnte and
nwnutn PRB Byt&ws tn COOJU rw:uon
wtth the Oucf justlCC, subject to ap­
PfOVal by E..ecuuvc C"AJ\Onol
b ThcPRBCiwrmust n:movchim
idf or hctRlf from a case af he or she
h.u a c:onflact o£ mten:st on a cue or
tf he or w bu 1ubmtttul a com·
pl.atnt to tnmate a coasc or d h.c or she
h.u rttaved a compbmt to tntuatc a
case agamst tumself or herself
c. The PRB Chau must respect the
conftdc:nt.&A.hty of anfonnauon re
vealed 1n a cue wluch &Sofa personal
nature
d 1m PRB Chan shall be responublc
foe famil.i.AI1Zing himself or batdf
wtth JUdloal prcxedura, poltC1es de­
cwons, and prc:ccdcncc.
3) )uron
a A JUror must n:mnvc bJmsdf or
herself from a c:asc lf he or s.~ bu a
confh~t OI UltcteSt on a usc or if he or
abc has submitt.ul a compl.amt to
uuuatc a asc or sf he or she bu
n:cavcd a c:omp!amt LOIN bale 1 case
agatnst h1msclf or hcradf.
b A JUror must respect th~ confiden·
tul.ity of mfocm.at1on ~t.llled m a
c:.asc \\Web 11 of a pct'IOC'\lll nature
c. A111uron shAU be re.sporwble for
fJ.mil.an:mg themselves wath Judl­
cw procedures, pohoes,dccisuxu,and
precedence
AM.ENQMJ;NT lWO
_.Delete: ARTICLE IV OiECKS
AND BALANCES
Scctaon 5 Endowment.
8 'The A.Sl.C EndOwment ts outed
m pcrpetwty and the pnnapil sb.aU
be bc:ld mviolatc..
.-Add: ARTICI E IV CONSTii­
TVTlONAlBOARDS
SectiOns Endowment .
B The ASLC Endowment may be
dnwn upon by the V~a Praidcnt of
Budget &n.d FinAnce m periods of
A.Sl.C fU\&Od&lstras, sub1cct to a 21
8 vote by Student Council
l) The maumum amount that may
be Wlt.hdrawn 11 the &Dtaat 10 d.te
oC t.bc pnoo.,.J, piU16ve pctccrlt ~)
olthc prtoopal after~-d<-Nmalt 's
pcrccnu,e ol atl.'drnt fea hM been
alloatuf
FlW>A Y MAY 14. 1993 -1lfE PIONEER Loo -pageS ~ ONE OF A KIND
---to,
4t ls o lol of WQ4'1( and takes total sen motfvntlon. .. Amato says
ahoYt writing her book. '--------
onS
AdoJio Garza
NeU Simon's
Lost in Yonkers
c· • • tJZ>
I had been looking forward
to the fUm adaptadon of Neil
Simon's award·wmning play
since the productiOn staned,
matnJy because Richard Dn~ss
was tn the cast, and because the
mov1e was to be duected by
Manha Coolidge, whom 1 have
admltedsanceher 1991 film,Ram­
hlrn& Rou
The movie is CVel)'thing J
could have ex petted, and tt's no~
JUst Dreyfuss and Coolidge who
make u work. Dreyfuss actually
has a supporting role; much of
the credtt goes to lhe rest of (he
case
Lost Jn Ycnlus, which is set an 1942, deals wuh two teenag­
ers (Brad Stoll, Mike Damus)
whose v.1dowc:d father tern~
rarily leaves m the care: of
Grandma Kum.itz. (Irene Worth),
where the boys meet Aunt Bella
(Mcrcedes Ruehl) and Uncle
l.ouae (Dreyfuss) .
~'htle Dreyt uss bnngs m the
needed comic rd1~f, the film re­
ally belongs to Worth and Ruehl,
who give h dramatic weight, and
to Stoll and Damus, two young
new actors who strike the nght
note of innocence • nd disbelief
as they are c:.xposed to theit ec­
centric rdalives
Once agam1 Martha
Coolidge proves to be one of the
smart est director,; in Hollywood
lfrh~hadbeendirectedbysom~
one dse, both Rambltng Rost. and
Lost In Yonur.s rnight have re­
sorted to cheap l<tughs and easy
sentimentality . Kristina Pebwor th
During her first year tn col·
lege, Lewis & Clark student Ann
Amato h35 accomplished what
most of us will never do: she has
been publisht.-d
The book f,ma(o wrote,
called • Anctent Forests and W~t ­
ern Man,"' isa p1crorial history of
logging along the West Coast
After her tumor year in high
school in Mtlwaukce , Amato's
father suggested thnt she wnte a
book to help cover college costs
Amato then began researching
the logging history ;md went to
the Or~gon Historical Society
and picked OUt 800 black nnd
white photographs on loggmg.
The idea for the topic on the
book, Amato said, was basc.-d on
her concern that the amount of
trees in clu: forests is dimuush­
ing. "Today the Wal isn't what
it used to be, • Amato explamed
5The logging industry has
changed that,• she s<ud.
•My father and I both de­
CJdW that the loggmg issue was
a good issue to document, since
in the last four to five yea~ the
timber industry hllS bet!n dcbJted
But Coolidge appears ro ta.kt
great care in preserving the in­
tegrity of the ongmal material,
and as very careful to avotd one·
dimensional characters, giving
them instead a comple.x range of
concerns and emotions
Because oft his, tha( isn''t a
single moment when the viewer
is unable to care for the charac­
ters and theu plights. The char·
acrers in both of Coolidge's films
becomeasmemorab leasthem osr
unique mdtviduals you have met
in life.
Eva~ if It weren't rhc perfect
antidote to the loud and noisy
action-.1dvemu re extravaganzas
[hat will come this summer, Ntt/
Simon's lAst in Yonurs is a won·
derful movie that should not be
missed.
FUTURE FU E: It Jook.s lik.e
the Samuel (,oldwyn Co h.as a
SENIOR T-SHIRTS
ORDER YOUR VERY OWN CLASS OF '93 T-SHIRT
A TABLE WILL BE SET UP IN FRONT OF THE TRAILROOM
MAY 20TH AND 21ST AND THE 24TH
12 p.m. to 2 p.m.
(that's a Thursday a Friday and a Monday)
YES, THE SENIOR T-SHIRT ~£9SX YET .u'FORD4BLI
NOW ONLY $6.50
~E PERFECt GIFT
VOID WHERE PROHIBITED
page o -HER
a to
so much,"' Am<1to snid •scsides1
l had alwnys been interested in
this top1c and we thought 1 had
the ability to put something to·
gether,• she explamed .
Amato's father, who pub­
lishes fishing books and maga·
z.ancs, publistu:d the boo!.; But
Amato IS ~sponsiblc for the re·
"Today the V\lest
isn't what it used
to be.''
search, wriung, and layout of
the book, which is composed
mamly of large photos with cap­
liOns explaining the Joggmg in·
dustry.
The cover photo of & Anc ienL
Forests and Western Man• was
taken by Amato herself, wh1le
she was backpacking by the Hob
Rtver m the Olymptc Nauonal
Forest. Amato has been camping
in much of Oregon •My favor­
ne pan of chc state is Southeast-
on ~i,....,
big hit on its hands Kenneth
Branagh's criucally pra1!.td new
film, Much Ado About Nothing,
WJS grc~ted with thunderous
a.pplnuse at a recent invirattonal
screening an Portland.
The movie is currently play·
ing in New York City; it's sched­
uled to open tn Portland on May
28 and will be reviewed in rhat
week's Pionur Log.
SEATTLE FILM FEST.
The Seattle International F1lm
Festival starts today and runs
through June 6. During these
four weeks, Northwest ftlm·
goers will have over 130 movu:s
co choose from. em Oregon, which happen~ to
be the most sparsely populated ,•
Bhe s.11d.
Five thousand cop1es of the
book were published, and so far
about 1 ,000 have sold The! books
ar for sale at M, de m Oregon,
Cost co, the LC Bookstore, and
other local bookstores. Amato
said she didn't know yet how
much money llhc had made. •t
don't knowwha~l'll break even,
but I think the book will serve
it's purpose/ she said.
Enghsh and Baology are
AmatoJs main mtercsts , and
someday she think.. she would
like to become a scu:ncc wnter.
Amato has several other inter·
ests as well. Besides camping,
she likes to paant nnd likes Surre­
allsm and PointiULSm, and she
also enJoys photography. Nor '
swprising ly, she also does JOUr·
naJ writing to document evenu
she would like to rcmt!mbcr
Amatosa1d that if people arc
morivatcd enough, they, too, can
w:me a book. •tt wasn't that
hard-nnyonc could do it,'" she
said •tt IS a lot of work and it
takei total sdf-mouvauon," she
explained
._.,creen
Making their regional prr· .
mierc: are films hke· Tht Story
Qtu}u, Into thL Wtst, ThuUusiC
Chanu, Baraea, Houst of CarJ51
Jacquot, fht Long Day Clo~r, King
of tht H11/1 Un Cotur En Hivcr1
D.uuJ and Con(ustJ, OrlanJo,
So(it, /...I Zt.brt, Qutc.~, Mt oJifil
Vuonica 1 Romf'tr Stompn, LA Vu
Dt Bohtme, U.S \'mtturs and doz·
ens more.
Most of these films will not
show up in the.ltcrs again for
several monchs; any movie-goa
who happen6 to be in the Se.1rtlc
are.l dunng the next four weeks
ffilght find 1c wol'thwhilc tochec~
• It out.
I I
Arts .iVijlat
Lewis & Clark College
Russell Banks
Award-w!nnrng authot of ContmcntJI On(( Alff!Ctlon,
and The SWeet Herea/tet
Thur~day. May 27, 8 p.m.
Agnes flanagan Chapel
Mmlulon
Sl2 general. $7 students alumni. seo1or cillron~
$..1 LIM'Is & Clark sltldenl). faruHy, staN
TickltJ IYIIIIbll at
lewiS & Clark College Fu Acre:. ll'klabe Box Offrca
Weekda~ 1 5 p m
503 768--7491 • • •• . ' •
1.. •
Allyson Qul
Located at 620
across from the GaJh
away under c big J'1
bearing 1ts n.une, i.s F
idn Espresso & P~
•Paninl• is Italian for Sl
bur the restaurant's
eludes much more t h.l
wichc:s.
For l he brcakfn
choices include: waff
made gtanob, and hi
can only assume that ~
an: as good as the aft~
evening selections .
For lunch and dinJ
offers a wide sdcctJo
dishes rangmg from f
rigatoru; aU SClVed wid
homemade baguette
Soups and salads al
served with homcrru
1 The antipasti indud
such as griJ lc.'CI ravioli an
Finally, there is a mo\J
ing seJec:uon of indiv
z.as, caJzone and an ,
of cold or grilled pani 1appcns to
~pul.ucd, •
pies of the
and so far
The books
In Oregon,
:store, and
:.s. lunilto
If yet how
J made. •1
orcak evc:n,
will serve
I. E'Eai]LRES
• • " eaven, eaven, '' eaven ' .• . '"
.. •
•
Ally~on Quibell
Located at 620 S. W 9th
across from the Gaflena, Lucked
away under a big red wntng
bearing tts n.tme, IS Panin1, Ital­
ian Espresao & Panini Bar.
"Paninr• is Italian for sandwiches,
bur thr. n~.ou.iurant's menu in
elude:.-. much more t h.m JUS( s<md ·
wiches
For the breakfast crowd,
choices tncludc waffles, home­
made granola, and hor cereal; J
nonlyassumetha t thescucms
art! as good a!J the afternoon and
evening sdecuons
For lunch and di.nner, Paruni
offers a widt sdcctJon of past ..
dishes mngmg from fcuuctne to
ngatom;allscrvedwtthsaJadand
homemade baguette for S7.50.
Soups and salads also are aU play tn the cold case, .t•J,·cnon
changes weekJy.
Thehstof•Varu~and •eaffc•
lS extcnswe and tncludt>.s whuc
and red wtne.s, beers tlnd coffees
to rivaJ Starbuc:k.s. Sinfully good
homemnd •!tic,;scrtsalsoabound
It was obvlOUS to me that
Pantni as not unknown to
Pordarufers . When my fncnd
and J first arrivcdt we h.1d to
strategica lly maneuver around
other customers to get a good
view of all the cho1ces in the
display c.aSe. By the time we l~ft,
the place was crowded w1th
pcoplee.Jgcrlywaiting for a much
sough{ -after and d1fficuh to find
place to stt. to want to su outside may be
qu1rc sftm
Myfric:nd p1c:kedasandWlch
from the cold ca&e Crillcd
ch1ckcn with pesco, sptcy
mann, ra and provolone cheese
for S4.95 To quote him din~tly,
"Heaven, heaven, he<Jv~n,
heaven, heav~n" J tlunk that
about say$ tt aUI I ordered a
vcgetablecalzonewhich mcluded
• chotce of spinach or 01esar
salad for $5.50. I chose rhc spm·
ach naiad; fresh sptnach leaves,
mushrooms and sweel red pep­
pe.rs wuh a hght and tangy
Vtnaigreu.e.. The cal zone, packed
full of chunks of vegetables and
peste was served hot With
mannara sauce Both it and the
salad were c:xccllcntl ::____---==------=------ .::_--=-_ ~
' atever
Arruce M nn 1 R!Jultc\'"
f-or ~n md,.pendeoLiy •n•n­
ducul rlbum ~here'$ mud\ more
mcnt on thls thlm .my o! t<J1nnn
carhct output
Since du: tut -"Vo1~ <!aray,"'
Mann a.nd Til Tucsd<ly w-.ndered
chrough dlff~rent ~ural c-,ontcxtG,
frqm folk to whlny r:ynthe:.rur:J,
but the 5Ullject.t or "revenge, de·
tt:Jt Antl ue.spaJr• remained u
nduluated Yet for the fiu>t dmc,
Mann h.u realized hu nrCilgthi.
and througbslne%re r~sraoruslt .po'.P
~rrangemcnu, tbdotmula Y/Ol'b
Strong tracr..J are the hook·
(.,den "F1fty Y c;su Altc:z thr Fa.u,
wlth Byrds guitarist
McCuJnn , 'Could've lk~o An·v.
one," a Mllnn .. tab at lule$ Shc:ai,
the lnnger songwdte t who"e rill'!.
tlor.stop -spawned the third 111
T~.:eSJ. lJ)' nlbum *Everytlung' Dif·
£cr~nc Now" --- --FL fft
ology are
rests, ;md
she would
oce wnter.
rher tnter· 1 served with homemade bread. Duesunply to a Iacko( space,
seating is very limHc.-d at Pamm
There are onJy a handful of small
tables, placed close enough to­
gether that you can almost ear
off your netghbors plate; tru~>t
me, r was tr.mpted, ever,yt hmg
looked so good. Although there
also are pbces outside, rhe way
the weather has been this spnng,
thec:hanccsofi t being dry enough Don'L go to Parunt wtth a
large group of fric:nds or refa·
t1vcs. You won't be able to :sit
together. Don't go for a late
d1nncr-t hey close at 7 p.m
Monday through Friday .1nd at 5
p.m on Saturday. Do go with a
healthyappeutc; and bepr~p.l11!d
to enJOY" wonderful meaL ProJucuon (~ nn c:nctunungJy
rughtmar~b blenLI of mdlotroru;,
tnpc:·loops and e.qun:Ja7.Jt1on r.ome
Llbdu "tbeMitchdl Froorr1 sound"
(lhmk Suzanne Vega's H'C'cnt
WOik) $0ng u klog 1 w~ ~ wdcmand, they got, v. fucll
opposa the: current fashion th.!t
prud\es Uilt iorm 1$ king. chat t'
more rmp.>rtant tbat J bMd ~ve
c~ruutcnt !lOUnd or atmosphfreo 1
att.Jtude rather than good &angt~,'"
admits Minn.
f campmg.
UkesSurre-
' and she
phy. Not
does JOUr
em events
1 ember
~people a~
ey, too, can
asn't that
do It,• she
tork and ir
;ation,• she
gional pi'(·
rht StDf}'
htA1usiC
"t of Cards, •
.. fogs, Km£
En HIVet1 .
, OrlanJo,
, Mt arul
apr:r1 lA Vu
rs and doz·
will not
again for
ovie·g<Jtr
the Seattle
four weeks
~lcrochec~ The .lnttpasti include chotces
such as grillt•d ravioli and foccacia
Finally, tht•re IS a mouth·wate.r ·
ing s~lection of tndividuaJ piz­
zas, cafzone and an assortment
of cold or grilled paninj on dis-
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Spins F .
Well TI1at E Tale: Alls
Well
Shakespeare CCXTiedy opens tv1ay 20 for a
tv\'0-Weekend run
Tamara Wallace -
A t rad1ttonal fauy tale· dash1ng young man cams
the: favor of the .lang and then wms, s a n:ward, the
hand of om: of his pnncesses . Pretty straightforward
(and un-Pq, nghr?
Well, what happens when the gender roles an:
rev rscd?
All's 'l'tfl 11rat Ends \t 'dl is the story of a young
woman who, by heahng the king, wms the hand of the
one man who doesn't want to many he.r
The reluctant bridegroom sets her a daff1cult c:hal
lenge to wan hlS love; and she goes to unusual lengths
to make the mamage work (Alas, why l5 1r nc\'er th1s
d1ffkult in fauy tales?).
Din:cring chis production ts Edgar Reynolds, and
21 actors ~omple te the large cast
The resourcefu l and loVtng Hdena IS played by
Nicole Hemzel, h~r reluct:anr bndegroorn by Alex
Moggridge, the king by Willaam johnson, the Countess
by Arid Burleson, her clown and her adVIsor by T J
Bhtz and Brian Costdlo, and a braggart wamor by
Christoper MacKtnz~e .
Other colorful chan.cters~ played by Dana Hardy,
Diana CiJ-Osorio, Jess Flower, Cary Gunter, Colin
Healy, Cameron Spaulding, Scott Stratton, Becky Lucc,
Phil Duong, Katy Rosenberg, Arika Stephan and Ann
Yuhas.
John Gcrrh designs :sets and costum~ s1 Gavin
D'Avanther designs lighting, and Dena Peer and Ann
Yuhas are stage manager and assistant director.
Don't miss this provocative late-Shakespearean
comedy Such is the case m Shakespeare's All's 'X1tll
That ENil 'XI't/J, to be pcrfonned May 2()..22 and May 27-
29 in Fir Acres
Tickets go on sale May 17, from 1 p m. to 5 p.m. at
Ftr Acres Theater box office.
Prices are Sl for LC oommuru ty, S3 seniors and
nudcnrs, S6 general admission. Call ext 7495 for
reservauons.
~IDAY MAY 14. 1993 -THE PIONEER LOG -page 7 I
1 ON, OFF CMIPUS
UFE:
JUST FOLLOW THE sss
It's that. tunc of the year
agam. where ~~s & Clark
tudents must decide where
they are going to live next year.
They arc quic.k.ly divided mto
twocamps: ONCAM.PUSand
OFf CAMPUS
Tied m with so many other
campus bfe concerns 1s the fact
that for a vanecy of reasons,
on-campus first year .students
and sophomores forgo the com­
munities of Copeland, Odell
and Forest, relocating to the
multitudes of houses in nearby
l-.1k.e Oswego, John's landing
and Multnomah .
Naturally everyone is en­
titledtohis/herchoice, but this
deasion changes students-'
opuuons and relations wtth
lewts & Oark.. The two sorts
of bving are so dlfferent that
they require different lan­
guages. On~mpusyou'vegot
the Rusty Nail, the Plattfonn,
of£ there's the Trailroom,
Fulton pub, the Box Hou~
etc.
Such is the disparity that
there is negative entrgy ~
tween the facooos. People who
adamantly believe in on cam
pus living accuse the off­
c.am.puuo..rs u not belng willing
to devote four years to campus
life, messing with coJJunityand
changing Lewis & Oar.k mto a
commuter school
Off<ampusers accuse on­
campuscrs as being homebod ·
tes,asking them what on earth
they do on the weekends , not
living in the •reaJ world. •
Yet for others, and what
possibly could be the majority,
the on-campus living concept
is an ideal in which they can­
not partake in merely because
of the «onomics. It lS simply
cheaper to live off-campus , and
despite what anyone says, for
many, aU the effort expended
an doing personaJ cooking,
cleaning andmaintcnanctpays
off if one can save a bundted
dollars here or then:.
J would imagine many of
rhe peopJe who have such
strong opinions about living
off.-campus would reconsider
if suddenly on-campus livmg
we.rec:conomicalJycompetitive
wuh off-campus rates. This u;
a uuth that no amount of on­
campw pubbing, bussing. jug­
gling and friendly RA's can
deny.
A solution must realize
t~t rrudents would like to
have more conttol over the
money they 1pend. The meal
plan rates are not being raised
for next year. This w a good
thing. The pool of &anciaJ ild
&omwhicb students can draw
&om is .latger for on-<•mpua
studenu. Steps like these,
which save money are in the
direction. •
Corinna Ann Buchholz
We've all heard it when we're
walking through th~ gym ..
•Kicks to the: groinli-
ONE T\\'0 THREE
ONE TWO THREE.
ONE lWO THREE!"
From an outsider's vtew­
point, Women'sSelfDefensccan
seem qutte muffildaung The
sugma surrounding such a class
may have: kept many LeW\S 8t
Clark women from sigrung up
I was hesuant at first to take
this class, too. I was afraid I
would be intimidat~ bv other
members of the class, maybe get
beat up or become a man hating
womyn
However , my fear of walk­
ing around ar ntght by myself
overrode any fear 1 may havt: had
of the clas.s, so last term I stgned
ericaS
Jason Kaneshiro
She's everywhere . On the
cover of Good Houult..ufittg, Spy
magazme, spread across the so eet
in lights, splayed along the car­
pet near the gutter Th1s lS such
a prcssingsJtuart on to Amenca's
role 10 the: new world order that
a month ago Ntghcline's Ted
Koppel devoted an entire two
sessions to this tiair-bleachmg
subject: Hillary Clinton.
Our first lady has been placed
under an extended media sen­
tence of cruel and unusual bad­
gering the lik.es of which Socks
has not seen. Even back in Ar­
kansas, Tyson chicken employ­
ees wee whtspering : who is this
woman. do you know she as a
lawyer? Is she gomg to be puU­
mg Bill's strings( Why does she
kec:p changing her last name?
Where does she go wh.en BiU steps
out for cheeseburgers ?
I don't know why this con­
tinues to be 1ucb of an tssue. The
Hilliuy factor was beaten to death
during the Clinton campaign.
The s.lam.ming was 50 great that
Hillary was forced (a bad move
in retrospect ) to tone down her
image, one of bandan.a-weanng
yuppie lawyer to 5emeone more
along the lines of Jackie
Kennedy ... this may have been
essential in conseiVative states
such a.s Arkansa. but when BiU
went national, HiUa.ry should
have realized that her credentials
would become a.n asset
National public figuru pomt
that Hillary iJ far from the ab­
normal vtxen c.ritia portray her
to be. Thirty-seven percent of
m.anie.d women do not a.aaume
their husband'aaumame, 42 per·
cent of bw studtnu are women,
59 percent of married couples
page 8 -THE PiONEER LOG -FRiDAy' MAY 14. 1993 • forum editor ALISSA EDWARDS ~~~~~~~ ==
up for PE 102-Self Defense·
Wom~n . Thts was probably one
of the best choices I've made at
LC.
As arena regtstration ts
quiclJyapprooching(next Wedn
sday), I thought I'd encourage
EVERY WOMAN on this cam­
pus to sign up for self defense:.
Don't walt until spring term of
your seruor vear, either Thts
class fills up quickly, and you
may not have a chance to take tt . a gam
Not only is this class great co
increasesdfconfidenceand men·
tal as well as physical health, it
may also save your life
1 cannot stress how tmpor­
tant dus class is. Aher only seven
weeks of self defense, 1 feel I can
protect myself from any attacker,
no matter how large or strong
the other person mtght be ._ ..... ave
The class is not only about
physical self defense1 but also
teaches many opuons to avoid·
ing physical confrontation.
These skills can, and will be used
m evel)'day life.
I'm s.n the Tuesday/Thurs ­
day night class taught this term
by Jennifer Jordan from One
With Heart. In thisclassohbout
25 women I fed very safe and
comfortable Weareabletospend
some time talking about any fears
we may have concerning any·
thing We also do fingertip push­
ups, crunches. running, phystcal
self defense, verbal confrontation
skills and many other dungs I
never expected to be doing m
tlus class
Sign up by yourself, sign up
with a fnend, sign up for any of
the classes next year, but defi­
rutely SIGN UP Even if you feel
this class may not help you m
--~.· ··
_, ... ort: .. ,. a • avonte
have rwo wage earners and m 2 t
percent of these, the wife earns
more than the husband
Critics fall in cwo camps,
the CovemmentaUy -hillara-pho­
bic and the Sexually hd­
laraphobu :. The Govemmen ­
taJJy-hillaraphobic are afraid of
what a first ladys powerwtll do
to the current state of poliucs
Will she mcrease grtdJock m con­
gress? Should Bill be addressed
as FU"St Husband? Does she get
to press the little red buttons?
The Governmentally -hi!·
laraphobic worry that since she
was not directly voted for, she
does not deserve power or by
being powerful she takes away
from Bill Yet the only Cabinet
members we voce forinany Presi­
dential election are the President
and the Vice Prestdenc The over­
whelrrung majonty are ap­
pointed by the President SUI
Clinton chose Hillary as tus wtfe
and she's also quahfied to do the
job. But people assume the worst
when it comes to power poSI­
tions and when people are hav­
ing sex. I would dare to say that
most of the Govcmmentally ­
hillaraphobic are closet Sexu­
allyhil1araphobtcs • our
any way, sign up. The mforma­
tion gamed in this class ts pric.e­
le5s
I'm s1mply tired of women
bcmg abused.
Beginning Self Defense for
Women is offered on Mondays
andWeclnesdaysfrom 12·45p.m.
to 2:15 p.m during all three
renns During faU and wmter
terms the class ts also available
Tuesdays and Thursdays from
6:30p.m. to 8 p.m. An advanced
section is also available.
The class ts located in the
Regtsuation Announcement
pamphlet under PFI A 102 Wlulc
PEl A 102 classes do not normally
fulfill the PE requtrements for
graduation , forms are avallable
in the Academtc Affairs Office
wruch can allow 102 c~urses to
count toward the graduation rc­
qutrcment
• • ......... -
I. I.
The SexuallyhUJaraphobtc ,
mostly anonymous, contrive sto­
ries linlcing sex with power, chat
Hillary is secretly a lesbian, gets
herwaybywithholdingsex from
hubby Bill. Thus Hillary Clinton
is a 6m lady but also strangely
transformed Lnto some ldnd of
dominatrix/medusa who keeps
BUJ in line because he has had a
mistress. They also auume that
if they make thrir names known,
thousands of femini•ta wUI
march up to their offices and
bum brat, or have everyone in
the office withhold aex from the Hillary ctlnton: Does thts woman scare you?
previoualy anonymous . Or they
wUl have sex with their boss and
get them fired.
To assume such malice of a
fuse lady not really much differ­
ent than )tour relations is rather
nearsighted, but yet all those
people scanning the tabloid~ in
the checkout lines haJfbelteve it
I find HUlary and Bill's ad­
mittance to a fatr marriage com­
mendable and achingly honest when compared to all oftustory's
backstage s.tgruficant others, i e ,
Marilyn Quayle (Dan's campa.~gn
manager) or Nancy spite (who
went senile first, her or Ron?).
It's silly when the first President
who lS decent enough to admit
that the wife is more or leu an
equal partner to b.unself geu
jumped at in all sorts of twl.Sted
Wl}'l I wonder whom these
people who are doing the jump­
ing are mamed to Dubach "N(J
dents" Polic)J
(llSittg
To the Editor:
l transfered to
Clark as a junior in !
of '91. tC promtsed a
diverse, campus whc
$28,000 I could enJoy
years of insightful dt
tion and inquiry guid
fessors and staff of
graduattng For the
what I have found, a
my wonderful dass,
Mathematical Scienc•
ment, lS that I musl
wtth bemg treated as
On Tuesday the
May, f felt an incrcdtb
for a Sprite. Now J
campus, and with (
ments before class I d
give the Trailroom a
good -their machine
diet sprite. l do not llk•
the can, so I figured I v
luck, but a fnend suggt
Dubach I had never
Dubach, and truth to
was much happter tnt
rant state.
My friend led m
doors where I entered
ecstaoc co see that t
chine indeed had Spr
headed for the rna chin
eyes on me, and as J st
look around and saw r;
1 happy faces staring at
sume because I vvas
shorts and btrks.
I leaned across th
counter and embar
asked the employee tf 11
that I was there It ~
had been just about t~
chat I should speak to
ager, Donna, positiont
side of the room.
l politely walked
the manager and was 1
told to lea~ because I 1
viousl~ a student, an
fore not welcome in th
diningroom. IsaidOK
my thirst unquenched
mind reeling.
Who pays for Du~
professors and staff Pi
fees each month for t
lege of eating there?
students not good eno\J
there? Many profess
Staff eat in the Trail rod
can't we eat in Oubac
I figured maybe th~
mistake, and was told
members to talk to Al
Affairs Sure enough, A
Affairs told me I was
horribly and unjustly
course 1 could eat in D
was told to 6Je a compla
the Bon.
I went to the offic
Bon, and was told, the
Academic Affairs do no
what they're sayiuK"l
ARE NOT ALtO
DUBACH, IT IS FOR
AND FACULlY ONL
aaid, and in th11
write you.
Why can students
in Dubach~ The Bon ARDS
' ts pncc:-
women
ensc for
1\ondays
k45p.m
1ll thre~
l WllHer
available
ys from
dvanced
d m the
,cement
2 Wlule
1ormally
ents for
available
'S Office
>UrstS to
ation re-
IT
D
!hi ft; I sto.T s
hers, i.e.,
Fpa.lgn
lite .. (who
;,r Ron?).
President
to admit
r less an
elf gets
1f twtsted
>m these
e jump-Dubach "No Stu­
dents" Policy Con­
ft~sittg
To tht Editor:
J t ransfered to Lewi5 &
Clark as a junior in September
of'91. LC promised a •maU, yet
diverse, campu, where for my
S28,000 I could enJoy two more
year! of insightful deep reflec­
uon and inquiry guided by pro­
fessors and staff of LC before
graduating. For the most part
what I have found, aSJde from
my wonderful classes in the
Mathematical Sciences Depart­
ment, 1S that I must contend
with bemg treated as a ctuld
On Tuesday the 11th of
May, I felt an mcredtble craving
for a Sprite Now I live off­
campus, and with only mo­
ments before class I dectded to
give the Trailroom a try No
good-their machine only has
diet spnte. I do not llke Sprite rn
the CAn, so I figured 1 was out of
luck, but a fnend suggested I try
Dubach I had never heard of
Dubach, and truth to be told I
was much happter 1Jl that tgno­
rant state
My fnend led me to the
doors where I entered and was
1 ecstatic to ue that the11 ma-
chme mdeed had Spnte. As I
headed for the machme I felt all
eyes on me, and as I stopped to
look around and saw many un­
happy faces staring at me, I as­
sume because I was clad in
shorts and b11ks.
I leaned across the serving
counter and embarrassedly
asked the employee if tt was 0 K
that I was there lt seems she
had been JUSt about to teU me
that I should speak to the man­
ager, Donna, posiuoned at the
side of the room.
1 politely walked over to
the manager and was abruptly
, told to leave, because I was •ob­I viousJy' a student, and there­
fore not welcome in the private
dining room. I satd OK and left, 1 my thirst unquenched and my
mind reeling.
Who pays for Dubach? Do
professors and staff pay extra
fees each month for the privi­
lege of eating there? Why are
students not good enough to be
there? Many professors and
Staff eat in the Trail room, why
can't we eat in Dubach?
I figured maybe there was a
mhtake, and was told by ASLC
members to talk to Academic
1 Affairs. Sure enough, Academic
Affairs told me I was treated
hombly and unjustly and of
course I could eat m Dubach. I
was told to fiJe a complatnt With
the Bon.
I went to the office of the
Bon, and was told, the people in
Academic Affairs do not know
what they're saying-YOU
ARE NOT ALLOWED IN
DUBACH, IT IS FOR STAFF
AND FACULTY ONLY OK, I
aaid, and in this confusion I
write you.
Why can students not eat
ln DubacM The Bon tnSlSts FORIIM .
'fov. e. c..\-{ o 1 c.~ -
A Me~L A-1 Ufc 6oN
Gt ~SR.\L Tso'.s
PL\AI1 CKt~ ~4
fr..l- L~AC~1 ~lMS
OLO~p
ToF\.\
that it is not wntten anywhere,
but is just understood. J f there is
no wntten rule, then I encourage
aU studenu to giVe Dubach a cry
and help break down the confus.
ing barne'r-Dubach's food
didn't Look half bad, and bestdes,
their pop machine has Spnte and
root beer, net ther of which ts m
the T railroom's pop machtne.
-Jemima K..CR &ughton
Campus Life Math
Questionable
To Mtclsad Forti ,c/o tltt Pionur
Log,
I am a currently a tfurd year
studenttiving offcampus I spent
my first two years at Lewa &
Clark in Stewart Dorm, but de­
cided to move off campus dus
year for finaoctal reasons I re­
cently received an informauon
packet &om the Office of Cam­
pus Ufe The packet mcluded an
•acfvertlseme:ot• urgmg off-cam­
pus students to move back on
campus. I was interested to see
what Lewts & CJark was offmng
off-campus students At fuse
look, I was 1mpressed Upper
class dorms, qutet floors, and a 7
flex meaJ plant The meal plan
was one of my biggest problems
with campus life, and J was in­
trigued by an attempt to cater to
upper class students
Upon closer examinanon,
however, the 7 flex meal plan
was not all it was made out to be.
Although J applaud Lewis and
Clark and Bon Appetlt for at­
tempting to CAter to busy upper
class students, I was astorushed
by the pnce· $697 per term. As
an off campus student, I do not
spend that much money for aU of
my meals each term, let alone
one a day I did some further
mvestiganon, ~d CAme to the
conclusion that the 7 meal flex
plan is an msult to studenu like
myselfl
1n calculating the cost per
meal for the 7 meal flex plan, 1
factored in 74 meals per tenn.
(70 for the 10 week term and 4
for finals). Civmg Bon Appeut
the benefit of the doubt, I sub­
tracted sao from the totaJ cost
per tetm, representing the sao
cash points provided . In calcu­
lating the cost per meal forthe 14 • --
flex plan, I factored in 148 meals
per term (140 for the 10 week
term and 8 for finals ). f sub­
tracted S 125 from the total cost
per term, represenrmg the $125
cash points prov1ded In CAlcu ·
laung the cost permealfortbe 19
meal plan, I factored in 202 meals
per tenn (190 for the 10 week
t~nn and 12 for finals). Using
the above method, the cost per
meal for the 7 flex meaJ plan is
S8.34, the cost per meaJ for the
14 flex meal plan is S5.26; and
the cost per meal for the 19 meal
plan is $4.30.
A hypotheucal off-campus
stuaent constaenng a move back
on CAmpus rntght be a litde per­
plexed After all, this hypotheti·
cal student could pay at the door
to eat dirmer each day at Bon
Appetit for an ent11e term and
pay less than she would as an on­
campus student (on the 7 flex
meaJ plan) This hypothetical
off<ampus student could also
eat dinner at EJ Palenque, the
Spaghetti Factory, Banlllll8S, and
countless other LC student
haunts for almost half the cost of
one-meal on the 7 flex plan. She
could even eat at Sizzler, the to­
famous all-you-can-eat Salad Bar
place for less than one aU-you­
can-eat meaJ at Bon Appetit
Does thlS make any sense?
Movang back on campus
next year, by my calculations ,
would cost meat least $286m ore
per month Currently , I spend
$280 (including utilaties) per
month, for a room a little larger
than one in Stewart Dorm. l also
spend roughly $120 per month
on food (cwo to three meals per
day) My room and board, as an
off<ampus student (lMng ap­
proximately one m1le from
school) are saso per month.. k
an on<ampus student, I would
lpend $389.20 per month (as­
summg each term i.s 2.5 months)
for a double singfe smalJer than
my current room. Were 1 to
select the 7 flex meal plan to fit
my busy schedule, I would spend
S256.80 per month for~ ""-U/4
iay My room and board would
be $636 per month (with merely
one meal per day).
If Lewis and Clark College is
so eager to attract off<ampus
students back on campus, I sug­
gest they do something about
this massive meal inequiry not
to mention the incn:d.ibly hlgh
cost of board. Should I move back. on campuc? AJthough l
gre.1tly enJoyed the on·campun
community, I simply cannot af­
ford toevenconstdersucha move.
I am sure that I am not alone in
my Sltuauon, and would hope
that l.ewts and Clark would be
wilfang to make a greater effon
on its students' behalf. Thank
you for your t1me and consader­
ation said one •Jt'sonJy free ina few
CAses, • said another; •at depends
on how much spa~ thert•ts on
that particular week, • explamed
one of ow oe-.vs edttoro
J bring thill up nor to make
rh~ members of the Log staff
look bad or even stmply con·
fused about thtngs, my anu:nt
here is to show that che free-ads
policy Is nor en[llely dear even
Srnctuly yours,
Susan Francors
Otto Sack Day A-Okay
Duu students, Faculty, Staff and
Alumnt,
The •Revival of Otro Sack
Day' wa.s a spectacular success!
All of us anticipated a great d.ly
wirh old and new Hends and
even to get a little work done.
We dtd that and so much morel
Over 120 volunteers amved
promptly in the morning in spite
of dark gray skies. The ad could
have read: •taborers wanted,
strong and capable, dress appro­
priately for gardening, bnngown
coots•. Payment was in the plea­
sure of working together. Eating
together in the Trail Room, both
before and after, was a lor like
the old ·snack Shack• memories .
(Yes, we of the 40's and 50's are
still alive and haven't bought
roclcing chairs yeti}
Please visit again soon to see
how much all of you accom­
plished! The beds are weeded
and bark dusted, the reflection
pool which seemed scummier
than usual. (just ask the Colden
Retriever wfio swam in it early
Saturday) lS pristine now, se­
renely fulfilling its classiCAl du­
ties. The roses, now fuUy cher­
ished, are prepared to bloom very
soon. Even our sword ferns were
carefuUy trimmed so that the
delicate new fronds are not hid­
den by last year's old brown
leaves. And much, much morel
Out aJumni, faculty, staff
and students do love our cam­
pus And it showsl Thank you
from aU of us-to each other-for
accomplishing this. We do hope
that Otto Sack Day wtU be an
annual Spnng event.
ThelmA Roos Carrurur '50
}atUt Morga11 EastmAII '49
Reporler Believes Log
Needs More Money
and Less Free Ads
In last week 'sPio~~Ur Leg staff
meeting, a lAg policy that only a
few people know about carne
into discussion: that of giving
away free advertising space to
Lewis & Clark groups
Rather to my surprise, the
Log's editor, production manager
and one news editor seemed
rather uneasy as they tried to
answer a quezy regarding the free
ads policy.
•well, it's not reaUy free,• Wlthin rhis paper's staff.
And ( think this ts clearly
wrong.
Lase week's paper con­
tamed three full-page ads for
school groups, and seve raJ or her
smaU ones After asking wh1eh
ones were paid for and which
ones were free. it came to our
advisor's attention that only
cwo ads in that en t1IC issue con·
sisted of patd advertlSing.
Soiffreeadscon.stitu tesuch
an important part of our paper's
content, rhe policy on running
chemshould becleartoal lschoof
gro~ps But week after week,
somebody mvofved in a cam­
pus group invanablycalls up to
a.sk how much ads cost.
It is clearly unfair af only a
few groups are aware rhat they
CAn advertise for fn:e tn the l...og
This benefits rhosc that are m
close communication with our
editor and knowhow ro request
free ad space.
I'm not saymg u's wrong
for the Log to give free ad space
to school groups. I'm just say­
ing that.UI scboolgroupsshould
be aware of this opportuni ty,
not just the ones that have been
n.rnning ads on a r~guJar basis.
It is viraUy important char
I not be misunderstood J am
not trvine to sav our editor as
parta.ai to onJy some of the
college's groups and organifa­
tions. What I'm saymg is1 be­
cause certain groups like LCTV
and the Music Department arc
l"tse.ntly ;lw:ue that they can
run ads for free, they are so
much more likely to take ad­
vantage of this opportunity.
ln addition to givmg ;J//
groups the benefit of free ad
space, it might also be a good
idea to set a limit on how much
space each group gets. If the Leg
gives two fuU-page free ads to a
school group, as it did last wetk.
what's to prevent other coUege
organizations from demanding
that they too be given two fuU
pages, free of charge ~
There isanothtr irnport4Dt
issue at stili here. It is known
to most of the people m our
staff at leasttothORthat we-e
here last year-that pJJt'i adver­
tising has decreased at a scary
rate throughout this school
year.
Let's not gi~ anybody the
chance to say that we give free
advertising space to school
groups onJy to dtsgutsc the facc
that there is very little paid ad·
venising left in the pages of the
Pioruer Log.
But, appucntly, getting
businesses and camparues to ad­
vertise m thePio#uu Log has not
been very high on anybody's
list of priorities thtsscbooJ year.
Adolfo Garza
-~e 1 Eric J. Schindler
Never mmd the dismal 13-
18 overall recor~ and throw out
the mediocre 9-9 league record
loo, because Lewis & Clark is
going to start a whole neY.' sea­
on this week as thev mvd to
Boise, Idaho for the 1993 OI.Strict
playoffs. Facing almost certain
elimination this past week, the
Ptoneen played some of their best
games of the year taking2 out of
3 games from the Whitworth
Puates. earn's
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• In a complic.lted playoff
system, the Pioneers found theJn..
sdvesin a3-waytJewich eastern
Oregon and NorthwestNaurene
for the final spor in the tourna­
ment Eastern losl aU three of tts
weekend games, Northwest
Naz;u:t:ne dropped two out of
three and the Pioneers rode thear
two weekend vactories into the
dtStrict playoffs. Dllflg8f't Pk> basillbiD p1 actJoe pay. off~ the end.
Things got offto a grut start
for the Pioneers as senior Jake
Andasandfusr:yearstudent}im
Roofc:ner each hit 3-run homers
m r:he first inning of the Satur­
day doubl~header to launch the
LC arsenal. LC's sophomore ace,
Bryan 0' Alessio, started roughly for the Pto's but fought back
strong. allowtng 9 htts and 3
earned runs, to urn his Stxth
victory of hls stdl.u season De­
fensively, LC saw a tremendou s
performance m centerfield as
Anders caught everything th.lt
flew tn his direction, making
some .spectacular grabs.
But the real story of the con-
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student jtm Roofener He
dazzled the crowd wtth a tower­
ing shot to straight ·away center
that cleared the fence for his thtrd
Staci Panuke
For the Pioneer softball team,
the 1993 season has been one
nddJed with injU{ies, unexpected
departures , 10e.xperience, and of
course ram-out after rain-out Jn
many respects, the team really
was unable to reap the benefits
of a pre-season scheduled 40
games The Pio's were only able
to compete in less than half of
these games due to the weather
entenngmto the Oistnct II tour
namentat Pacific Universtty Yet
the Ptoneers played 10 dus tour­
nament as a team who had ma­
tured through a full season and
was ready to tili on any oppo­
nent faced
Their first round match up
was against the Brums of George
Fox CoiJege. The Pio' s h.ld yet to
meet the Bruins thus season be­
cause of rain cancdlatsons . For
thts re.1son. the two teams met
last Thursday everung knowing
very little about one another
There was one person whom the
Brum.s k.new would not be play­
mg for the Pio's, last year's tour­
nament MVP, pttcher Kris Rider.
Riderwas unable to play formosr
of the season. But the Bruins
soon reahud that the MVP had
returned to play dunng the play­
offs, at the request of the team.
•J was glad for Kris and the entire
team bec.luse it wu a win-win
situation,shehdpedouttheteam
unmensely, and J think it waa a
great experience for her to come
back. as weu,· statedsen iorshort­
stop and four-year teammate of
R.aders, Ton Roche.
The Pioneer1 reached the
&Coreboard first in thiJ game.
With twoouts,l.ehfielderSparkd
Miguel angled in Betsy Heiter _ecure
home run of r he season Roofe.ner
went 2 for 3 with 3 RBls and a
home run tn one of his best senes
of the year JUnior Jason Fellows
came through yet again with a
solid performance, gotng 3 for 4
wtth 2 RBls for the game.
The second game of the
double header showed how
much inte.nstty the Pioneets had
as Coach Gerry Gatto was rossed
out of the game after a heated
argument wtth the home-plate
umptre. The eJeCtion seemed to
msp1re the Ptoneers as sent orNate
Ulbricht posted tu.ssecond strong
outing mas many starts by strik.­
mg out 4 on hJs way to p1tdung
a 4-httter for the victory.
Roofener again pleased the
crowd with another home run
on Ius way to gomg 1 for 3 with
2 RBis m the contest. Senior jake
Smith, who has been a rugbt­
mare for opposmg pitchers all
year long, continued his hot tut­
ung by goang 2 for 3 with a run
batted m to help the Pioneers
secure the fmal playoff spot • -
The final game of the senes
on Sunday was bastcaUy a for
mall('y as Coach Gatto played
everyone an a 9-4 loss Jusun
Baughman was the lone bnght
spot for LC, gomg 2 for 5 wtth an
RBJ and a stolen base Chris
Cannan, Geoff Hooker, and Ryan
Huffstetler each went 1 for 3 in
the final game of the regular sea­
son
The final regularseasonstats
find Smith second m the dlBtnct
wtth his 429 batttng average,
fourth m doubles wtth 10, and
fifth m tnples wtth 2
Baughman is eaghth in the
district in hittmg wtth a .367
average, while also being second
in doubles wtth 12, fourth in
ruru scored with 32, and second
m stolen bases with 25 Pitcher
0' AllesJo ts third in the district
with 1 60 ERA and tted for fifth
m wins wtth 6
The Pioneers play m Boi.SC
on May 12 agamst arch nval
Unfidd at 3·30 p m Wish them
the best of luc.k
ows m rovement
for the game's first run The
Pta's were then held scoreless
until the fourth inrung, when
Miguel scored from second base
on a smgle by R.tder This run
gave the Pioneers a two run lead,
but thtswould be the last run the
team would score the rest of the
game.
While on defense, LC played
an error-free game until the third
George Fox broke onto the
scoreboard Ln dus inning with
two runs The game remamed
tted going mto the bottom of the
SlXth when the Bruins were able
to bnng 10 the wtnning run
George Fox also added two more
runs an the seventh to make the
fin.1l score 5-2 The Pio's hit the
ball well during the game, but
were unable to bring the runners
home LC's offense was led by
second baseman Staci Panuke's3
for 3 hittmg 10cluding a sacrifice
and Hetter and Miguds 2 for 3.
Senior Betsy Heiterpitched a very
sobd game to end her coUege ca­
reer as a pitcher. Heiter allowed
just six hits in six inrungs pttched.
The tournament was a
double-elimination, so tbe Pao's
had one moreopportunitytostay
ahve Due to the loss George fox
suffered against Western Oregon
State followang their game
against LC, the two teams would
palt up once again the following
day in the loser's bracket. The
start of game two was almost
identical to the first, with the
Pio's breaking out on top in th.e
first inning. Roche Kored on a
fieJd~rs choiceaftc:rbeginning the
game with a double. George Fox
then carne to bat m the bottom
of the first against LC's pirchu
Rider. The Bruins also struck ln
the first scoring one run on an error to even the score 1-1 The
Bruins held the Pto's scoreless
after the f1rst and went ahead 10
the thtrd ~1 on three consecu
ttve singles.
The Pio's fought back in the
top of the fifth snning to tie the
score when Panuke's double
scored Heaer from second base
Bad luck. once agam struck
the Pio's tn the later mrungs
George Fox scored four runs in
the final two mrungs to put the
game out of reach. The Pso's
managed to score two runs m the
SlXth 10ning on a smgle by K C
jones and an over-throw by the
catcher to first base, whtch made
the fmaJ score 6-4
The Pto'shit the patcher hard
once again, gathering 3 doubles
by Roche, He&ter, and Panuke
Panuke fimshed game 2 for 3 and
firushed the tournament batting
.833 with a sacrifice and 1 run
batted in
Rlder gathered the loss for
the game, but JUSt as He1ter, she
firushed her college career pitch·
mg a strong game There were
five seruors who Brushed thelt
careers last Saturday . Roche,
Jones, Miguel and Heiter. These
seruors were vital in every game
played by the Pioneers this sea­
son. Their experience will be
greatly missed next se.1son
He iter had an espeaaUy large
role for this year's squad. Being
the sole pttcher, Heitcrwas forced
to pitch uveral games in a row
with very little rest and remained
strong and difficult to hit
throughout. The Pioneers fin­
ished the seuon 4-18. Yet this
record alone doean't show the
vut improvement and maturity
thia team underwent during the
season. Congratulations Pio'sl
page 10-1liEPIONfERLoo -FRJDAY,.MAY 14,1993 -·---------------------------e
Chris Steph~
Because I dunk J
should be educational
informative, I have c
~teratestof$po
edge. I know, I know, y
ule is tough already, 1
you pkk.ed up thts PI
body said then'd be a
WelJ relax, this c;
donal and won't coul
your grade. Today' s te;
subject of sports tertrul
take a few minutes n~
your thoughu before b
The questiona are all
choice and the answers
bottom with a gradlns
t. A •death biscuit"
a.) an mner-tubc
pulled behind a boat, l
those things they gw
breakfast at Bon Appet,
tenn big-leaguers use fc
ball.
2. When 1omeone i•
1 ing a bagel," that pa
a.) playing with tl
r they were given for bn
Bon Appetit; b.) pitclu.t
out in baseball; c.) playir
3. U SOID£0DC is WI
someone else •on tl
Tori Roche
The Lewts & Clark
field team finished the ·
son with a somewhat
I sho.wmgat tbeDistrlctc
m McMinnville , Ore J•
end.
Despitethesquad'sl
low tum-out, many Ul(
emerged as the dtstnct'~
formers throughout the
Unfortunately,
shot-putter )en Matel
platns, rwe JUSt had nn,.
]
be
th
ch~
your ---
he stnes
ly a for­
played
Just an
~ bnght
wtthan
• Chris
ndRyan
for 3 Ln
ular sea-a
te,.. ~.ens' ...
Chris Stephens
Becawe I think JOurnalism
should be eduutaonal as we.U as
informative, r have decided to
administer a test of sports knowl­
edge I know, I know, your sched­
ule is tough already, and when
you picked up thu Pio Log, no­
body aatd there'd be a test. leash and then walk the dog,"
the peraon hu ju.t:
a ) exercised the famlly pet,
b) taken control of a sports con
test, c.) learned the true mean­
ang of the word •re3pect •
•· The tetm ttwhm in doubt
pull it out" is:
a.) a guideline on how to
properly execute the •option"
play m football, b ) an UJ fated
slogan for a 1986 campatgn
againtt AlDS; c} the new rule
governing goaJ-tendlng m bas­
kttbaU
5. To •get hosed" it to: SpoRTS
lunch
8. U you're •right on the
beach," you:
a ) JUSUbot yourgoJfballmto
the bunker; b ) are part1c1pating
in the only true spectator sport,
c ) are unaware of the danger of
harmful W ra}'l
9. •Beating up zombiu"
meant:
a ) you're talUng a bat or a
shovel or somerhang to the
undead; b.) aomerhing that haJ
to do With aporu, c ) somethmg
else.
10. To •tay 10111£ wood" is to: er?
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e dlStnct
average,
, 10, and WeU relax, thi' test ts op­
tional and won't count aga.mst
your grade. Today' s test as an the
subject of sports terminology, so
taktafewmioutesnowtogather
your thoughts before begJnning .
The questions are aU multiple
choice and the answen are at the
bottom wtth a grading scale It· A 11death biacuit" it:
a.) an tnner-tube that is
puUed behmd a boat; b) one of
those things they gave you at
breakfast at Bon Appetit, c ) the
term b1g-leaguers use for a bean­
ball. a ) be aquatically .restramed
while part1apatmg m a not, b.)
end a date wdl; c ) wtule uymg
to steal a base in baseball, be
tagged out easJJy after a great
throw a ) engage m a bu:.ane log­
gmg pracuce; b ) hu a homerun;
c ) knock the snot out of some­
body playmg football
Okay, there 1t 1S. Now here
are the answe.n la, 2b, 3b, 4a,
5c,6c, 7a,8a, 9b, lOc. h in the
1 a 367
g second
)urth in
ti second
Pttcber
~ district
for fifth
in BolSe
;ch rival
Ish them
:nt
l-1 The
scoreless
ahead m
nsecu·
,ck m the
:o ue the
double
md base
struck
. ' mrungs
• r runs m
? put the
e Pto's
nsin the
byKC
I"' by the
lchmade
her hard
doubles
Panukt
for3and
t batting
d 1 run
loss for
tter, she
!er pitch
ere were
ned the.u
Roche,
•r These
ry game
thts sea­
will be
~U} large
Being
forced
an a row
to hit
fin-2. When tomeone is •throw­
ing a bagel," that person is:
a.) playing with that dung
they were given for breaklast at
Bon Appetit; b.)pitchlng a shut­
outin baseball; c.) playing frisbee.
3. U someone u said to put
someone else •on the short 6. 11Get outta my house/yard"
meant:
a.) Please leave, you're both­
ering me; b.) what is overheard
in lawn bowling; c.) a seven­
foot-taU person JWt deposlted
your attempt at a JUmp-shot an to
row three.
7. A •clinger- it:
a.) a home run; b.) a concus­
Sion; c) that chocolate dung
Mom always used to pack in your
I rae _reate Stron,......
Tori Roche
The lewis & Clark track and
field team finished the 1993 sea­
son Wlth a somewhat med1ocre
shoWUl8at tbeOJatrictmeet beld 1m McMinnville, Ore last week­
end
Despite the squad's relatavely
low tum-out, many individuals
emerged as the dlstncr's top per­
formers throughout the season.
Unfortunately, as JUnior
shot-putter )en Malench ex­
plams, "We JUSt had one of those so-so days, and it just so ha~
pened to be at the d.istnct meet •
Captunng the spotught over
the weekend was the third place
fwsh lD the d1scus by sopho­
more l.1N Blacketter , a firuah that
followed a second placeshowmg
at the conference meet the week­
end before Blacketter has been a
consistent performer for the Pao-­
neers and added a great deal of
strength to the program.
Along with Malench and
Paula Thompson , tb.ts year's
throws was one of the Ptoneet's Give yourself one pomt for
each com~:ct answer, and rank
yourse.lf accordlngly-
1-2: You have to be ruUy
stupid to have onlygoucn one or
two becawe most of the possible
answers didn't even have to do
wtth sports. If th.Js was yow
score, you really need to t.ake a
break from the library. You'n: a
study-nerd
Faun ation,
strongest evf!r
All season long the men were
led by senior veteran Chris
Stephens. Stephens placed 11th
overall in the javdin at districts,
represmnng the men's onJy top
firushing, and finished eighth at
the conference meet
•chris was a bright spot for
the men's competiuon, both sta­
tistically and inspiraoonally , •
said Head Coach David Fix.
Other Pioneers that excelled
at th~ conference meet the week­
end pnor to districts were as fol-3-4: You're bardy better
than the last person. You're a
loser
5-6: Thisscoreisacceptable
because some of these qucstioru
were tricky, especially th.u one
about the zombies. Still, at's not
very good, so you're a Wannabe .
7-8: This is the section ~A\ IWb \A.P
.Coti&c£5
where I scored. I know, (know,
I made the test myself, but ~ I
said, some of the quest ions werr
tric.ky and I don't score weU on
tests If you got seven or etght,
you're an athletic supporter .
9-tO: 1f thts was your score,
you have what It takes to go all
the way. You're a ha!J-of~famer .
•
Down I • • m_ eason
lows: Hilary Billington (fourth
place m the 10,000 M), 0aV1d
Htid (tenth place in the 10,000
M}, Malericb (seventh place m
the shotput), Paula Thompson
{ninth place 1n the shotput),
Rhonda Mazza (fifth place in the
1500 M), Patty Johnson {fifth
pl.1ce in the HJ), and Jaci Crace
(seventh place in the 5000 M).
No one indtviduaJ qualified
for nationals, but the founda­
tion built this .se.ason provides
for a promising future-Most
notable of this team's accom-plishments ia the fact that they
competed hard ~ga.inst teams
with much more depth and ex­
perience, establis.h.ingthemsdves
as legitimate contenders at each
showing
With most of the top per­
formers returning next season.
the LC track and field te.am IS
JUSt begmrung to taste the sweet­
ness of success, and tt i.s this
yeats squad that can be credited
for that
Great JOb this season to the
entire track and field team!
Molly & Dan have
better things to do with
their money than pay
checking setvice charges. So they dorit.
Molly & D.u1 from Bea' erton tell us that the pe.rt'ect checking uccount
for them would be one that daun 't have: uny regular monthly ~tee
charges. Or per chcc~ charges. Or manimum balance requirements. ~o-we
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account. For more in1omu.~t.aon or directions to
your nearest brunch cAll 275-2222 in Ponlund, or
1-800-756 -2222 st.atewade . came up with a new checking uccount opoon-VERSA TEL! Checkang.
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The iucu •~ simple. Do uJI yuur bankmg at VERSATELLER·<.. ·u.,h
muchines und usc BorA·:-. 2"-l-hourCustomcr lnfonnauon Lmc. Jn
n.:lum, we pass the ~avings on to you by not chwging uny n:gulw-
monthly tees or cc.king you to keep n minimum balance. \Vhich means
you could ~ve up to $100 a year (compared to" hat other bwtk ~
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mas d'ouevres Way to ktU the
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That song bnngs back so many
memones When my mom
asked me what I wanted for a
pet, I told her J wanted a
fhppcr Awww Boy on a
Dolphin, from Shefflteld,
England, comes to town,
operung for local faves Th~
lt•allka rn•ld­
\Nr&llt:llng, and
youcanrnlght
evan gat on a
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the LC women's Rugby
team plays against OSU
at Delta Park
1:00 p.m.
sawcday
the game will also be
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promotional feature on
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The ~a' tfic Northwest Colle~
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from the thcsas proJects of
thU'ty·five graduatmg seruors at
the Uppc.r HlrSCh Wmg ot the
Pon.land Art Museum The
exhJbll runs unul June 0
Museum hours Tuesday to
Saturday 11 a m -5 p m,
Sunday 1..5 p m, Fi~t Thurs
days· 11-9 p m Tax are S2 50
for students; free on first
Thursdays , 4-9 p.m
lJST OJZ YOU KNOW ll--E
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Doesn't m(':ln you can go
around telling t."Verybody about
u Nor does It mean you
should not even borher watch·
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is paying for The Crying
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Suc:dc. Plus CO's, cassettes, T­
Shirt.s, records, and posters
9~30 to 11 p.m.
IF YOU UKED PEl E J.JA.L
.. you can't mass King Sunny
Ade, undoubtedly the master of
all JuJU musac. Undoubtedly .
Addmg elements of •Afrobe.lt,•
·congo,· R&B, fun~ and JaZZ
to tradltional West Afnc.an
Yorub.a mustc, Sunny-boy {as 1
like to call him) c~ces some
pn:try happenin' sounds Tix
areS 15 advance and are av.ul·
able at Music MilJentum at East
Burnside, NW 23rd, or caU Z22·
TIXX. 8:30 p m. at the
Roscl:md Theater, with spc:ctal
guest Umoja
BUT 0\1 A SERIOUS t-OlE.
Today as the 2nd Annual AIDS
Awareness Day, and there are
acuvttcs aplenty-info booths, a
safe-sex raffle, researc.h presen­
tations, a Cascade AIDS ProJect
panel dtscussion, and more. All
over campus, at several differ-
• ent nmes.
AUSSA TI-fOl.O-fT S1 E HAD
A BIG H:AD, BUT UTn.E
, 0109 EKNOW_
Colorado's Bag Head Todd and
1 the Monsters plays to thelt
growmg legton of fans at the
Roseland I heater tomght at 8
p.m. S5 advance for tickets,
which are available at East
Bumsade Musac MiUeruum, or
call 222-TIXX for more info.
A UTILE \VB:N:SDA Y
NIO-fT READI'G
j, Douglas Bates, longtame news­
paper wmcr, editor, author, and
screenwriter, discusses his new
book, Gift ChiJdrcn· A Story of
1 &!ce. Family and Adppnon m a
PavadeQ Amenca. at Sun's Cafe,
right next door to
' Conant&Conant at 1001 SW AT THE ROSELAND
THEATRE
8 P.M.
pRICE of 5 bucks -
10th and Salmon Has new book
tac.klcs the difficulnt' Jnd assues
surroudmg transracaal adopt a on
7pm
TRO~ OF POWER
Legendary Bnush blues guttansc
Robin Trower plays at the
Roseland theater tomght at 8
p.m .. Trower has most recendy
been working in the studio wah
Bnan Ferry, co·producmg and
playing m Ferry's latc:st .Uburn.
Tickel s are a hefty 18 50
advanceand are available ar
FASTIXX outlets or by calling
224-8499 or 1-800·992-8499. 8
p.m
St.X:;ARY SWB:.ll'-ESS
Bob Mould and company return
to Portland for a show at La Luna
with speciaJ guests Cranr Lee
Buffalo and HauL Tix areS 12 50
All'S W'B.L lHA TEN)$
\V8..l
No duh!! Don't have ro be a
Shakespeare ro figure that one
out! The Fir Acres Producuon of
the classtc play start~ tonaght dt
8 p.m. and plays until Saturday
the 22nd and agatn next Thun;­
day to Sarurday S 1 for students.
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~UMG • • -ptantst-
EVANS AUdiTORiUM
1:50-2:~0 IC
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