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Volume 57, Number 18

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1993-04-01

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LEWIS & CLARK COLLEGE- STUDENT-RUN NEWSPAPER- VOLUME 57, NUMBER 18 FRIDAY, APRlL 23. 1993
EWS
-LCTV video
equiptment stolen,
p.2
-Author Erdr[ch
visits LC, p.3
EATU
-Low-budget film
doles out high­
budget charm, p. 6
-AIIyson's back
with double the
grub, p.7
PORTS
-Bad luck Plo
Baseball, p.14
_ .. Pseudo Sports":
Hunting with
bologna, p.15
UBOCC
_ .. Girl Jam" at
La luna ... ex pia nation
under Thursday
and in the Pick o'
the Week, p. "do
you really need us
to tell you?"
• ~ -·
....) \......
Voice 0
by EMt ENDO :::c-~ & Clark College opccu to prOVIde vo;cc mail for all students
on campus by next fall at noaddjuonal cost co the students
'"The rumors that the .students were all of a sudden gomg to have thas
"THE RUMORS
that the students
were
all of the sudden
going to have
this hefty bill for the
voice mail system are
just not true.~
-TEV E I. G IJ S!/olOE-hefty b11l For the votcc mail system arc lUSt not
true, • uid Steven Gusinde, tclecommuruauons
techntoan "Origmatly we were thmking about
billing the students £or the scrvace a flat fcc per
month We h1.d a sign-up sheet and some
studenrs went ahc:.td and sagned up for 1t
They've never been btllcd," he sat d. ·But they
decided that (billing students) wa.s a bad idea "
During the summer e.\ch telephone
number an the dormttones will be .ustgncd to a
mailbox. •t thtn.k what we're gotng to uy to do,
cather Ln registratJon or the tnp to the c.ashler's
office Fall term, tS have some lllStrucuon sheeu
and a pnnt-out form on how to initiAliu mall­
boxes/ ~plamed Gusindc "Then the students
can go bac.k and inatiaJiu them
•from the cby we purchased It, we
wanted to usc it as a
communic.a.uons tool for
the c.ntarc campus-.utd
off-c..lmpus students
included,• said Gustnde •sut the. off-<.ampus students
wiU prob.lbly have to pay~ nominal fee. •
Gusande said that off-campus students would be
issued a number $Cqucnce to get into the VOICe mail
system ~It's a little more complicated Somebody will
h.:IVe to know the number in order to lave a message. 1 )
don't know if it's going to be worthwhile to off<ampus
students," he wd 2
Dcp.utmcnt~, offices, res.!dmcc din:ctol!O .;and /
·THE
Residence Halls
budgets are oing to
be charged. hat's
different frorn the
students getting an
additional bill. II resident assistants h.tve
been using votce mailsmce ~ ""} _
tt was added last October rJ
"We had to replace
the whole tclecommunica·
tions SWitch which had
come to the end of its hfe,"
satd MeMn Broc.kctt,
assist.tnt vice presadent for
Acadenuc Affaus and
d1rcctor o! planning ~nd
budget •When we
negotiated With U.S West,
we were offered a package
deal which bad the • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
I
_ W A y H f p f D E R S O N-capability to add voice f
mail We're pa}'lng for it over four ye.us through J
an antcmalloa.n from the coUege We were able to
do thts Without a huge Influx of money " Accord-
Ing to Wayne Pederson, vice prestdcnt of busmess and finance, the total cost of
the package was less than $400,000
Brockett said that the college now saves moocy with better long-dastance
rates, which help-; ·o off-set the added cost.
The Improving Student living on Campus Committee tS recommending
that next yur's already approved four percent tnc:rease for dorm rent be used
for certain proJects including fundang rdephonc VOice mail (sec rds t~d story•,
pRge 2}. The committee, headed by Vtec President for Student Affairs Denms
Madson and AI) an Schutte, will make thcs.c recommendations to the college
PSOME PEOPLE
don't feel like
answering voice mai1.
they feel that people
ought to talk to
human beings.~
-S TtV fll G u SlliDf-
(og o n) president a.od vice pr~tdents next ""-eck
"The Residence Hatls budgets arc gotng to
be charged,• satd Pcder3.0n. •That's daffe~nt from
the students getting an addiuonal bill What
they're (Madson's comn:uttee) suggcstmg tS that
some portion of the room rate mcre.ue Wlll be
allowed co cover some of that •
Accordtng to Gusinde, the swatch to voace
mad benefits callers "For example, you call the
regiStrar's office or you c.all admiS$lons when
they're not there, there uc menus and you can
select who you w.tnt to lc.t~ messages for
Instead of gettang a bUS}' sagnal or havmg to wan
for the busmess day to start, you can leave a
mcs~c for whomeve r you please: he $.ltd "You
can check {messages} at any ttme, you can check at
from home Some people don't fed like anS'olo..:nng
voic(! maal, the)' fed that people ought to talk to
human beings."' S4td Gusindc: "But 1r they're not there, there s no human
bcmg to ta.lk to anywa)• •
"I thmk Jvoacc mail) is confwtng," satd sophomo~ Aidan Smith She
shares a voacc m:ulbox wath three others 10 her office. •No one remembers to
u5c It Half the ume. I check at and 1 don't have any messages, the other half, l
don't check lt and there's hke.ten " She said that it wcufd be bcucr if the
phones flashed a .stg.nal to let people know messages ha\•e been sent to the
mailbox • ""'AQ . .. .... ..-
~ung next fall, dorm room
telephones wall be mobtle and come
complete wath memory speed dtahng and
hold buttoi\S-'-that tS,
tf you bring them
yourwvcs
The offices of
Academtc AHatrs and
Student Affaus arc
constdenng rc:movang
the dorm room phones
over the: summer
Those phones will
probably offered for •
mtnamal cost to
rc:stdc.nt$ who do not
bung then own to
school
·Roughly40
percent of students
hvtngon
campus plug an
theuown
/ phones any­
way,• cxplamc:d
/ Rnan Lawrence,
director of
I networking and ·If
a number of
people
are br1nging
their own
phones anyway.
maybe vve should
oliO\\/ for that
instead
oF imposing
ours on them :
--~ tclecommunaca-
uons •It'd be ""'tSC to remove the
'--garbage phones and provide a dtal
..._ tone For a room That way. you
hz&vc Uu: opuon of the phone of
~ your cho:c:c:,"' he soud
'-"The telephones somc:omcs
< ~ receive a lot of damage, so there a.re
'> d1ffc:rc:nt costs anvO!vcd in that, •
satd Mary Nosac:k. ass1stant to the
vtc.e president for ac.11.dmuc affaus
"lf a number of people arc bnngtng
thc.u own phones anyway, maybe
WC should allCM• for that mstnd of
tmpostng ours on them Our Intent
lS to serve the chcnte!c:, whach as
the students, • she satd
If Vace Prcstdc:nt for Student
Affaus Denrus Madson and Vu;c
President for
Academic
Affaus EvAn \'.'ilhams
approve the deaston to
remove dorm phones.
the change waU we
place over the summer
•1 t1unk that there ts
50me agreemenl on the
subJeCt (of removtng
the phones] but that
doe$n't make at
official, • said Nosac.k
Although thiS wtU
hap~n at the S3me
ume as \"Oitt rruul1s
provadc:d at no
additional cost to
students, phones arc
not bcang remo"oed
because of the addauon
of voacc: matl &They're
not connected at all, •
sa.td lawrenc~ "We ve
bttn wantang to fax up
and clean out the -"TE'VE
been want1ng to
fix up and clean
out the phone
jocks for a long
time no\<V.~ "
. IT'D BE V\'ISE
to remO'Ye the
garbage
phones.:
-B~ !AN f... A~ RFtt e.
phone J3Cks for a long time nO\\'-we JUSt
hadn't been able to •
Lawrence welcomes any su auons
for renung or puacha1ang phones One
poss1baht • under dascusstOn ll that a
student would pa) S20 for a phon~ at the
begtnnmg of the ~ar lf the phone t sulJ
wor&.ang at th~ end of the yc r tht­
stud~t would rccct\'C SJO "That hasn't
been worked through, • salj Law rene.:
•1 th nk that the phones that the;,.
hao,;e here IU"C prca rotten anvw.a so
doe.s.n t bother me s.~. d Jon l!&,"'t'rt, a
rc:stdent of H rt~eld Hall • •
J • ttee -'" ,•
' t.. • 1.. ' .
Dianna Frick
The lmprovmg Student Liv·
ing on Campus Commit tee will
present a proposal of
reccomcndattons to the
!7estdcnt's Cabmct next Wednes­
day The Cabinet, m.'lde up of
the Vace Prestdentsand the Presi­
dent of Lewts & Clark College,
will n:vu~w the proposal and ei­
ther approve It or mnke further
suggesuons .
The baste prcmtsof thecom­
mntec; according to Schune, 1s
that restdence hfe •,s no domg
as ·well as It should be/ and ei­
fortsshould be made to change tr
and make studen£s feel welcome
on campus. ·we are tzying to rc\'JSC as·
pects of the rcStdence halls and
make them more appcahng to
the s1 udents,• s<ud Yut K<Ho,
member of the commtth:c
According to a draft of the
commmee 's proposal, suggested
addauons and changes mclude·
01ePIONEER LOG
ST..\FF
edi lOr an chic f
JASON KANESHIRO
producuon marogcr
EMIENOO
busmcss manager
KENJl ~UNAGAWA
newscdi~
C'ORJNNA ANN BUCHHOL2
DIANNA FRICK
l"e:tturcs editor
I MATI SHERMAN
forum editor
ALISSA EDWARDS
SportS edttOt
STEVE ZWERIN
publicl: occurrences edimr/
cartoonist
RYAN LEE
photo editor
CHARI .FS TURNeR
t'ronl p:lge/grnphic design cdiLor
PHlLDUONC
copy editors
JENNY MITCHELL
ADOLFO GARZA
tuh-ertising manager
CHRJSTlNE KERLIN
clttulalion manager
ALL YSON QUWELL
3d visor
P£1"ER CHRISTENSEN
wnters, pholO hounds, ete.
YUJ KATO, LISA & SOPHIA,
JF.NNY Mn CHELL. CHARLES
TURNER. KENJl MINJCAWA,
STACI PANUKE,lORI ROCHE.
MARTIN BENDER, KRISTINA
PE8WOR1ll.AOOLFOGARZA. I
BOREAS VAN NOUHUYS.
ADAM CAMPBElL, ERIN
DUNFORD, CHRJS Sl EPHENS,
MIKE MURONAKA, GREG
KNAKAL lllld CHARLF.S
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PLEASE RECYCLE TH1S
NEWSPAPER news cdtto~ CORINNA ANN BUCllllOLZ, DIANNA FRICK
o:es to m rove _am us
L
• Odell bccommg 3 "retummg
student" doml, the envtronm<-'nt
rt:tltcting :1 "maturc8 atmo­
sphere.
-No tncreasc m the pnccs of the
meal plans currently .w<ulllblc
-A new meal plan of seven meals
per WC't:J..: With $80 0cX money
avaalable only to returning sru·
dents (rotal cosr of lhis food plan
ts prcd1ctcd to be .around S2,000
per year)
-Financtal atd budgers that re­
tlt.>ct d1fferences m room and
board costs of ltvmg on and off
C<'lmpus Thts would not cause
the b,,se budget for off-campus
students to go down, msteadJ it
would ancr~asc the budget for
on-campus students
-Spt:cial Inte-rest res1dcntial
groupmgs1 mcluding language
Theme Floors, s1mtlat to those
thCH currently exaM m Copeland;
a Community Service Floor,
wh1ch would work whh SCOP
(Student Commmc:e Outreach
Program) and Scott Hamilton ,
Volunteer Servtces Coordmator;
an lnternauonal Awareness
Floor, spectftcally for tntcma·
uonal and Amencan students
who want to live wtth srudents
from daffercnt c\Jitural back­
grounds;a Wellnessfloor, wh1ch
would emphastzc a healthy
hfcstyle through funess and
• heahhy l!aUng, and would spc.:· t thcally focus on not abusmg at
cohol and drugs, and a Oun:t
Floor.
-Faculty mentors with connec­
tions and mvlovement to spe·
c1fic residence hall floors or sc:c·
• uons.
"\l'C are tq'i11g to
revise aSJ1ec ts of
tire resideuce halls
a11d rtzake t lzeur
11zore appeali11g to
the srude11ts."
-)'ui Kato
Smaller improvements, par­
ttally funded through a four per·
cent rent mcrcase1 wall be in·
creased study faciliues, fit ness
equipment, telephone voice mat I,
cable telev1s1on 1n mam hall
lounges and game room equtp­
ment.
A sub-commu tee was
formed to work out some of the
specifics of the proposal, such as
locations and size of study spaces.
A second sub-commit rec is
constdennga •renr-to-own• com·
puter program, which would al-
• low students to buy computers
by paymg a "rental'' fee every
lcrm or year until the computer
'" paid for.
In the original proposal for
the creation of a commiuc to
1mprovc campus hfc, students
Shannon fodd:mdAqanSchutte
stated that their •purpose IS to
restructure campus life, because
we bdtcvc It to be an integral
part of the College experience . •
Schurtc.'ldmits that the com·
mirtee has not focused on gct­
tmgstudcnt feedback, howc."Ver,
students arc welcome to contact
any comm1ttee members wtth . comments or quesnons .
-'1'hc more input wccangct,
the better,• s3id Schutte.
The students memb~r:>of the
committcl'are : Kiky Dumas, Yu1
Kato, Kevin Payne, ArJtln SchuH<-'
and Shannon Todd. Admims­
trauvc membc:rs are· Mervyn
Brocket r, john Callahan, Rtck
DeBelhs, Mtchael Ford, Oenms
Madson, Wayne Pederson, Mark
Swenson and leslie Thatcher
Schurte hopes lo work on
the human resource aspect of the
proposal this term by recrumng
people and acuviues ro campus.
"I thmk the commtccee has
accomplished a lot They tack­
led d1ffercnt aspects of residence
life and carefully looked at what
needs to be clone," sa1d Kato.
• •
1:eo •
'
' Ul_ment ~to en
~ t..
Jason Kaneshiro
last Thursday some of
LCTV's best vtdeo cqutpment
was stolen. The value IS esti­
mated at over one thousand dol­
lars •(The thieves) busted the locks
wirh screwdrivers . 1 don't know
how but they got the wmdows
down, but they c.ou,ldn't open
the doors/' s;ud Van Nood. None of LCTV's equipment
had been insured. •(LCTV) will
have to replace it. They were our
best cameras, ... he said.
The camera's main function
had been m preparing the LCTV
news shorts featured weekly.
The light kit was •one of our
best' and the tripod was the only
item labeled as property of LCTV. A super VHS camera, a light
kit and tnpod were taken from
lClV Producnons Manager Rob
Van Nood's car Thursday
evcrung. Van Nood had just left
the Catbird Seat bookstore,
where he was shooung an inde­
pendcm proJeCt Van Nood satd the crime
took place in a shon amount of
nmc: and seemed unusually in­
epr
The mcident occurred on
12th and Alder, 3S Van Nood
went to Powell's Bookstore "]went to Powell'srea) quick
forabout45minutes Theywent
through myash·rrayand rook all
my spar~! change. But they didn't
even touch my stereo. Also, I
had aU this other vtdeo equip­
ml!nt in my backpack but they
didnJt look through it,• satd Van
Nood. LCTV has plenty of back-up
cameras and ts in no danger of
gomg ofhhe air, bur Van Nood's
independent proJeCt for the
Northwest Film lnsmuce will be
delayed. • At the time I wa! do
mgan mdependent project. Now
I can't do it anymore/ he said.
Paul Barney and Troy Ridenour Scholarships Offered •
Nomanattons for lhc 1993 Paul Barney
Prrz.c for Contnhuuon to Campus Life arc cur­
rently betng accepted The Pnul Bamey Pnu: 1s
awarded annually to the member of the 'Sen(or
Class who most closely exemplifies qualities of
contnbuuon to cnmpus hfe charactcnstlc , of the
late P11ul Barney, member of the class of 1983
Paul's ume at leWls & Clark was marked by a love
of life, strong academiC performance, tntdleccuaJ
cuuostty, a strong sense of humor, full par~tc1pa·
uon m tntercollegiate athletics and reSJdcnce hall
acuvltlcs, and per~onaJ mugnty The followtng is
a h£t of mmtmum requuements for award nomi­
nc6· a 3 00 CPA, one year of patcicipauon in
Va11ityor JVathlcucs,o r two yean of tntramurals,
two years m the: LC rectdence hall5, and must have
held a rcstdcnce life po61t10n surh as RA or dorm
manager or a strong record of parttclpatlo " in or
Jeadershtp of residence lift' act1Vltle5 .
Nomination forms are avatlable a'n the
Chaplain's Off1ce .tnd should be retu1ned to the
Ch .. platn's Office, LC Box 171, no later than May
1, 1993 Nomtniluons are now bdng accepted for the
Troy Ridenour Memoual Award The award's purpo~
is to honor a member of the: Sophomo re class who plan~
to contanue an ~ducatton at Lcw1s & Clark and who •
most f!'mbodtcs Troy Ridenour's values and JUbilant
sptm Nommauon forms are av~alabk from the
Chaplain's Off1cc and are due April 20
Troy was a thud·ytar ~wlS & Clark student
who dted in the fall of 1987. He was a wcll·hkcd young
man w1th many talentaand a wide range of interest,. At
Lcwts & Clark, he: was an active member of the Rugby
Club, a Nauonal Merit Fmalist and a dcdtcared chemts
try maJOr wath <1love for many other ,JC:adcmlc subJC:Ctll.
The Troy Ridenour Memoual Award is an
award of recognlt1on and monetary value that w11l be
given to the nommee who dc:monstr3tes·
acceptance of others
fnendhness
strong leadership capability
involvement tn campus activities
good sense of humor
aademic potencial
a way of making others at ease Roving
Reporter
Dave Fenc.s1k
Question : Do you think the
l.mguag<-' lab has helped you
learn rhe language you arc tak-
• mgv
J e f f
QlUdm
Is th1s 1.1
t r i c k
question?
Yeah1 I'd
say at's
hcdpcd
me It's a
~--=~~~~~pain in
-A p r i 1
Bcrtclsen;
I think ies
frustrat·
tng as
hell. h's
g 0 0 d
practice
because I
.:=;;....=. ____ ...=.~ need ro
le.lrntohcarit .lt hdpstohcar
the language other than from
my teacher.
Shannon
Horvath:
No In
~act, most
often I
feel it's a
chore and
it's some·
thing that
I am re­
quirt.-d to do. It s rather JUVe­
nile. 1 wtsh I'd get more: prac·
ticc speakmg in class than
speaking in the lab. 1 don't
evet speak, I just sit there. I'd
much rather speak in groups
rather than go to the tab.
==-~ =-== E r i k ~
No I
gue.ss I
dldn t gu·
enough in
the begin­
ning for It
ro really
help me
.md so now when I go, I have
nocomprehensionofwhat I'm
hstemng to. I •It there for 50
mmutes and btdc.; my nme.
T o m
Lange:
Yeah, I
think u
was help·
ful to he.u
the cor·
rect ac~
cenrs. I
dtdn't
a grammar-wise, but
I thmk ar helped a lot hearing a
nauve speaker pronounce the
language correctly
FRIDAY APRD... 23, 1993 -THE PIONEER LOG -page 2 '
~exter .
ASLC server d~
Jason Kanes
On Wednesday
server crashed, taktr
1ccess ro all campus r
applications and t~
puter forum
lm••r4'!:I\J anotht'r event
computer mishap
lbejtll ntng of the tcmJ
The fusr misha
en the consr nJ
1 empleton's baseme11
' wires, effectivE
the ASLC Presiden
!ormation & Program(
'""1~ .. n: from all else
This past. Tuesday
, .. , ... , damaged rhe loc~
tSolarmgTemph
.w1.cr:; from the rest 0
disrupraon effecciv
use of e-mail.
Mtchael Dexter, A~
ter Coordanacor I
tNo:rk ng on the problj
one ofth1 s tenn •u
) they started wo
t was the OPS 1~
<;Nnlcfl IS now a comp
rvu ... closet They dasn
and everythtng ~
, ........... out immediar1
. Dexter has be
with Academtc T ec~
1ch is in charge of thf
the week of Apnl
n 12 and 3 p .
Pamplin Both rhe
OdcU Men's floor ' ·"·-lights and core
omt~ti me between f
:loutntaan b1ke was sto
the restdent was a
spnng br~ak, a b
2, thehs of SS
:lm1om To prevent th
valuables with to
charge).
Student
Peer Revtew oo.a1
conduct cases. t t
It of expanding It
and cases m ·
run through rhe
}·Board has had no
the forseeable furu
responsable only
· Board Appeals.
plications D
-Pioneer Lo
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-KLC
-Polyglot
Contact Iva FRICK
'
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'J
-
-
link the
)ed you
an: tak-
e f f
nuxkn
r hts a
r i c k
Jest ion?
eah, I'd
~y tt's
cl p c d
1c. It's a . • am 10
1.pril
;crtelsen:
htnk It~
rustrat­
ng as
ell. Jes
0 0 d
• racttce
~cause 1
leed ro
:>s to hear
'lan from
"han non
:iorvath.
~o In
fact, most
ften I
'eel it's a
:hore and
t's som~
•bing that
am re­
ht:r JUVe­
'lOfe prac­
lass than
1 don't
there. I'd
m groups
lab.
E r i k
Matlbews
No 1
1 guess
didn't go'
enough in
thebegin­
mng for u
to really
help me
go, I have
fwhat I'm
rtere for 50
:-ty nme.
T o m
lange:
Yeah, I
think It
wa!". help·
ful to hear
the cor
rect ac·
cents. I
dtdn't
r-wtse, but
t hearing a
ounce the exter erver
ASLC server d01Atr1 unnl Monday
Jason Kaneshiro the physical ource of the
problems has been dt$ruprton of
1 On Wednesday rhe ASLC
server crashed, takmg with 1t
arcess to all campus mcdi11 ftle!t,
applications and the covtttcd
rnmputer forum This was
merely another event m '' Beries
computer mishap!> smce the
~gmmng of the term
The firn mtshap occured
•hen the construction in
empleton's basement level dis­
peed wires, effectively cuuing
the ASLC Presadent's and ln­
mation & Programmmgcom­
•·~ ... ters from all else,
This past Tuesdayconstruc ­
damaged the local talk net-
}NOirl< tsolating Templton'scom-
1;ru, .. rs from the rest of campus
diSrupnon effectively halted
,.h,. use of e-matl.
Mtchae( Dexter, ASLC Com­
ter Coordmator ha~t been
~No1rk ng on the problems smcc
oneofthtsterm "late (f ues­
) they started workmg on
at was the OPSIRG office,
ts now a computer nec-
boz·J< closet. They dt sru peed str­
and everything had to be
out immediately," said
er. Dexter has been work-
11Jw·u· Academic Technologies,
L4111iCh is in charge of the physical
o!'tNio rk.
the week of Apnl 13-20 • wires "The wire. uc: the prop·
t:rty of Ac .1demic T echnologte.r;
and they have been somehow
mtcruprcd by rhc construction,"
s.1id Dexter. "Rtght now tl's
(ASLC) and Academic T echnolo­
gaes rcacttng to the stuff that
they break. When 1 talked to the
foreman of constucuon, he snid
ralk to Phystcal Plant."
In thcabsenceofcornputcrs,
people with offices tnstdc of
Templeton must rely on paper
memos and voice mail. Also m
limbo are the ASLC Server, all
the communica tion groups, the
computer forum and "the infa­
mous Word 5.0, • said Dexter.
Dexter has been understand­
ably bothered by the problems.
"Thas ts tht: second time that
Andrea Williams
In ASLC positions, council
members serve spring term of
one year and fall and winter of
the next. However, thdr bud·
gees run a regular school and fis­
cal year-from fall through spring.
So when current V.P. of Budget
and Finance Rob Earhart enten:d
:ervveen 12 and 3 p.m Sl60 stclen from a faculty member's desk
Pampltn Both the desk and the door were unlocked I
empty keg was recovered on April 14 in rhe Rose Carden
Odell Men's floor, a student (probably intoxicated) broke some
lights and tore down the Ftre Exit sign.
· between friday at Sp.m. and noon on Saturday, a
ntain bike w.1S stolen from Od~ll 12. The room was unlocked
the resident was away.
spring break, a bookbag and a watch were stolen from Spruce.
...... 2, thefts of SSO-SSOO, are the most common crime on
~mp us To prevent these cnmes, please lock your door and engrave
valuables with cools available 10 the Campus Safety offices
charge).
StudenL judicial Process Update
Peer Review Board ts now offictally represencauve of all stu·
conduct cases It recently gained fouroff-campusmembersas
result of expanding its JUrisdiction to include both residence ha.ll
and cases mvloving rhe rest of campus Peer Revtew Board IS
run through the Campus Life Office.
J-Board has had no cases, and wiJl most likely not receive any
the forseeable future. Thts is due to its limited jurisdtctton, as it
responsible only for ASLC consrituuonal matters and Peer
f'Vl,.\AJ Board Appeals
plications for next year's media hea_..J
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Contact Ivan Drucker for more mformaraon {the construction has) done
something This involves all of
Templeton . R.emodleing & nee­
working do not max." 'dtd Dexter.
Wednesday's ASLC server
collapse war; not due to the con­
struction bur bad timing, per·
haps th.u "too many people were
logged in"
Michael Dexter also cited
th;H rhe server hadn't been at­
tended to for four years The
server was found to be the source
of a WDEF computerviruswhich
infected all of the Ptoneer Log's
computers . Fortunately this
down time •provides an
opporunity to do updates and
virus checks, • commented
Dexter.
Construction has com~
men ted that they wilt have things
up and runnrng by Monday The 12th Annual Cender Studtes Symposaum, whtch con­
cluded Wednesday wuh a readmg by Leslea Newman, was pro­
nounced a success by Mollyann Memkhc:tm and Davad Bnnkman,
syrnpostum student co-chans
"Thaniltlcally, ll ttcd in beautifully an ways that weren't
expected/ satei Bnnkman "The three: keynote speakers were all
fabulous .~
"After work.ingon something for a year you get mvolved m the
steps to the end product,"' sa1d Memkhetm . "It's neat to see that
energy coming out in the end n:sult."
Borh chairs said that they were •very pleased" with the sym-
whtch was wdl-artended .
office, he found the bu ger a.skcw not rhink any funds are mt5stng, tam changes made ro make things
and the record·keepmg terrible. though, and rhe numbers do add easier m £he future To make the
"There'snowayfromtherecords up to the right amount rransauon from one member to
that were kept for me to know The students should not be rhe nel<t a little smoother, he
what's going on,• Earhart satd. greatly impacted by the budget thinks that dc.:finite gutdehnes
It appears that money was Sltuauon. There may be a sltght for the JOb should be set and
deposited and withdrawn from problem with reimbursement s, adhered to Also, he would ltke
the wrong accounts. Some are but for the most part It Simply students to know that the funds
overdrawn-as much as S25,000- •makes the beaurocracy imoler- are there for you
and others have not even been able," Earhart satd. He further "I'm really sorry about all
touched. Earhart said that the statedthac• SAABtsnoctouched che bureaucratac bullshu,"'
records are so much of a JUmble, by this,• and Comm Board's ac-Earhart satd. 111 After ch1s rerrn
that •tf there IS any money rruss-counts are relatively unaffected . w~'ll be stamng from a dean
ing I wouldn#t know" He does Earhart would like coseecer- slate next year"
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student speaker for Commencement
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April 23rd-Taytor 's-Eugene 9-12p.m.
April 30th-Odd fellow's Hall-Con.-alh .s
9-12p.m Monday, April 26 {the deadline has
been extended). Jf you have any
questions, ·contact the Student Af­
fairs' Office at Ext. 7101.
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FRIDAY APRIL 23. 1993 -ThE PJO~EER LOG -page 3 • ........ - ~--
• •
~C01101111CS to tlsmess,
Merger appears ro get otT ro a smooth start
Boreas Van "'ouhu)''
The Economtcsand Bu~mess
& Admamstratl\'e Studtes De·
panmcnts wtll mcrgt" n~ t fall,
but exactly what the combtncd
department wtll be hke rcmams
uncertam
The name of the new de
partmcnt as rhe Economtcs ~nd
Busmess Depan mcnt Whether
there ·wall be one or r.v. o maJors is
also sull under con tder.HIOn
The 1dea of mergmg the de
panme.nts wok off when an m
dependent panel rt:VIC'.VCd the
Busmcss Department last fall h
made se\•cral other recommen·
dauons whach have not been
adopted mcludmgmcreasmg the
number or faculty tn the com·
bmed department and tns~alhng
a computer lab The Busmess
Department held off two faculty
·searches as recommended by the
panel
Vtce Prestdent for Acadcmtc
Affa1rs Evan \VIIhams and Presi­
dent Macheal Mooney dtscussed
the merger \Vtlh Dean of Soctal
Sctences Jane Atkinson and fac­
uhyfrom btHh Busmessand Eco
nonucsDepanments beforemak·
mg the deoston Mooney made
'
. .
CR_OAK \
• I he t anal deCISIOn
Whtle Qt here were som~:
members of cnch department
who would have prefr.:ncd not to
have merged," llwre was Jude
oppos1taon to the dectston <'C·
cordmg to Economtts Chan Jam
Gr nt Busmess and Adnums·
uaovc Studies Chan Harold
Schlcef saad Ius department wcl­
comtd lhc n:vaew and lt:S recom·
mendauons "'A'c endorsed the
enure report ~ sndudang the
merger
In away, theannouncement
of the merger means the dtscus­
ston about the nature of the de
partment as JUSl begmmng
Schlcef womes that enrollment
may be affected tf there IS no
busmcss maJor or course oF stud·
tcs ~ebagtssucnO\VI whether
then.: are gomg to be one or two
mator~"
The Busmess Dcpanmcnt
may be parucularly tmportam an
auractmg forctgn students since
35 percent of busaness mators are
foretgn
In response to concerns
about the dtfferent phalosophaes
of the two departments , Profl~ ­
sor of Economtcs Gus
Manersdorff 1eplted, .. m what way ts a businesc: major differrnt
Froman Econonucs maJOt ... thcre
is not ilS much of l\ ch;111m be
tween the C'¥\!0 field !~ as people
think •
In accordance with long
standing policy, r~.:qutr cmcn ts
wtll not change for Busmess or
Economacs maJors already en·
rolled at LeW1S & Clark The
changeswttlcffcct mcommgstu·
dents next year Whtle It ts sutl
toocarlytosay,it isunhkclytha~
students Interested in econom
acs wall have to take more bust·
ness courses or VJte-versa
Currcndy, EconomiCS rna
JOTS wntc theses whale Busmess
maJors have no such require
mcnt It as sull undccaded
whether the new combmed de·
partment wtll rcqutrc a thesis
The ntw endowed dcpartmc:nt
chatr wtll have a great deal of
mfluenceovcr the requtremcnt s
Whtle many unanswered
quesuons remain, t ht: merger
seems to have begun f aarly
smoothly Qlt's somcthmg that
will strengthen both depart
me.ms, • said Grant, and the new
department Will have "a ncher
course of studtes."
•
FRIDAY APRU .. 23, 1993 -rl He PIONEER LOG -page 4 Kristina Pebworlh
Tomorrow lewis & Clark
wtll be holdmg ic~ firsr Otto
Sack Day smcc the early 1970s
to honor Otto Sild:, the popular
campus gardener who kept LC's
lawns bcautaful from 1951 to
1961
Sack, whod1cdNov 3,1961,
was known for wcanng an or­
ange and black freshman beantc
whtle at work
and was popular
among students
nnd staff.
Responsablc
for organtzmg
Quo Sock Day
arc Carolyn
Bowden, assott·
ate dnector of
J\lumm Relalions, Gretchen
Berge, pr~.:sideo .Ill of the Penland
Alumna Chapter, and joe
Stmmons, c.:tmpus proJeCt coor­
dtnator.
Efforts to beautify campus
an: bcmg led byOSPIRG, dorms,
forme.r and current faculty, SAE,
the Ponlnnd Alumni Chapter,
and the Nattonal Board of
Alumni.
Ouo Sack Day wdl bcgtn
wuh onemauon and a conu­
ncntal breakfast at the lower
0 a morrow
campus picntc: area nl 9·30 o m
From 10 a.m. to noon vol­
untc:~r s wall work on campus
be.1uuf1cMion pro1rcts, and at
12·30 p m. ·• voluntt·cr picnic 111
plnnncd
Bowden satd she hoped
Otto Sack Day could be an ac­
tiVItY to umtc the LC commu­
nity •tt 's harcl to get a commu­
ntty efforr on dus campus," she
sa1d ilHopcfully from an cnvt·
ron mental
standpotnt we
can get a lot of
campus groups
mvolved," she
commented
One student
cxplamcd, •1
1 hmk Otto Sack
Day IS n great
way to get students on and off
campus to come 10gt:ther, hke
Beat Bob was last year "
Accordmg to Bowden, Otto
SackDnyis planned toconnnue
and grow after th1s year's palot
prOJCCt.
"It's actually become bigger
than we thought 1t would be,"
she s<ud of thas year's plans.
If you h.1vc not sagncd up to
volunteer for Otto Sack Day,
you can call ext. 7847 for more
mformnuon.
•
• ,
lr'~
S~Nt) vs 'lOUR.
(
• 0 ~\~
LA~G,UA<D£ WRmNG
ihe. ~ooner1 +k
~£TTEil 9 30 il m
noon vol·
n campus
ts, and at
• • ·r pacntc as
he hopl!d
[ be an at-, ..
... commu-
ocommu·
npus, D she
nan cnvl·
:nentill
poant we
~c a lot of
!JS groups
ved," she
\Cnted
e sludcnt
med, •J
Otto Sack
is a great
on and orr
:ctht!r, hke
ar•
vden, Otto
conunue
ear's palot
orne bigger
lvould be,'
plans
agncd up to
Sack Day,
7 for more
e. •
• ''
L1sa & Soph1a
~·ts & Clark College presents
Mourt's op~ra: TheMarriagt'.
of Figaro
Apnl 29, May 1 & 2 m Evans
Auditorium at 7·SO p.m.
\'Vhy an Opera!
Sue McBcrry, director oft he
producuon, dinchromc character of any soci·
ety. It as an exploration of a
dysfuncttonal famaly, put in rhe
serting of 1938 Hollyv.•ood. Yes,
n as in Enghsh-rhc \'cmacular
language
Tht: O\Hcome of thiS perfor­
mance as that thl' smgers and
others mvolvcd in the produc­
uon have an m-depth undcr­
standang of the characters. In a
lot of ways, a greater understand·
mg than casts of uadiuonallarge
stated that a fuJI
producuon opera
was bcmg per­
formed, Qbecause
we have tht nghr
cast, some dung
that we lacked the
past years ' Tht
M•1r"-'gt. (If F•s·uo
was chosen be­
cause: it as a work
for an ensemble
cast; all perform­
ers are Lewls &
Oark students 1/Tite 011era
is n11 educa­
tiottal e.:tepe-opera compamc:s.
•The opera tsan edu­
c&monal expencncc
as well as an arttstic
cndc<l\'or," sa ad
McBcny She as ron­
fadent that thts pro­
duction IS part of the • rtetlce as - new era at our mu-
U'ell' as au SIC department.
• • arttsttc eu-•The triumph
oft he LC symphony
orchestra and the
producuon of the
opera announce our
vnalaty and excel­deavor.''
Thts repre-
semsa novelty at LC. It has been
over a decade smce \i\"e have h:1d
an opera producuon and e\'t!n
then, professionals were brought
m for the lead roles Another
Jeason why thts opera was cho­
:sen •~ due: to the fau that the
characters are bdtevable By rhts
we mean that they represent a
"
•
Adolfo Garza
by Adolfo Garza
ELMARlACHI e · ·112>
By this point, everybody seems
to have heard about Robert
Rodngua ' remarkably success­
ful directonal debut El Manaclu.
You've probably read stories
about how the movie was shot
for S7,000 over a two-week pe­
nod with a 16mm camera, and
how Rodnguez reused part of the
budget by volunrecnng as a lab
rat m a research hospital.
So 1ust what exacdy •s rhe fuss
all about? Once you forget [he
hype surrounding it, El Manadu
1s a very enJoyable yarn aboul
rrustaken !dennues-inthlscase,
a singer-writes (Carlos Gallardo)
gets confused wuh an assassin
who uses a guitar case to carry
hiS weapons
The prem1se is somt>what. de­
rivarive, nnd it isn't terribly hard
to $tay ftve steps ahead of the
movie. What makes El Marraclu
such an en)oyablc expencnce is
that it mfuses rhe viewer with
rhe reahz.ation of how much fun
you can havewtth a camera, two
ranches and a ft.-w friends-in
other words, the JDY of filmmak-
• ang
Nearly every national re­
V1ewer has mistakenly assumed
obe lence' • sa1d McBcrry
The d1stmcuon as wdl as
the combmat &on between actor
and smger IS a very mtcresllng
one jod1 Eu:hclberger and Aaron
Keatmg have each recently per·
formed a senior voacc recnal.
Thc11 tnvolvcmcnt in the opcru
has gwen them 3 chance to com­
btnl' thcar advanced and lyrical
tunstlc movte, actually tt's JUSt
the opposite. El Mar~aclu was
filmt.>d in a tiny Mex1can town
ncar the U.S. border; the town's
backwardness prov1des an odd
kind of contrast with the action
elements of the movie.
Et M>Jnaclu opens this Friday
and wtll play for two weeks only
at Cinema 21 in NW Portland
Call22-:-4515 for showtimes.
lNDlAN SUMMER
(" .)
Thts movae about a group of
young adults returning to the
summer camp they attended m
the1r chtldhood is a mator dtsap-
• pomtment .
l11du~n Summer feels lake the
product of assernbly·hne manu­
facrunng Perhaps trymgtocom·
pen sate for r he commercaalJy
unsuccessful Ctossmg Tht Bflag~
(whach never played an Portland
theaters), wmer..cfirecror Mike
Bmder has made a movie appar­
ently dc~ugncd to clim loud re­
spon&e.s from m111 ket ing rc:search
screcmng audaences .
In spite of a young and talented
cast-D1ane Lane, Bill Paxton
Elizabeth Pcrldns, Kevm Poll<J~ ,
Vincent Spano, Julie Wamt!r 8l
Kamberly Wallaams-, lndutn
Summu tric:stoohard robe cutesy
and scores zero on rhc believabtl-
• ny count.
Only two actors acquu them­
selves amtdst the screenplay's
page 6 -nm PIONEER LOG -FRJOA Y, APRIL 23, 1 ~93 features ed1tor MATT SHFRMAN
/
""' etumo \.. ~ era to
singing skills with acung
• An actor can lose hamself in
a role, a singer alway~ has to
remember rhe mechanics of sing·
ing," says
E1chdberger . • Mu
sic comes first an an
opera," confirms
Keatmg The audt·
cnce needs the visual
effect, acung, to fully
enjoy and under­
stand the art of the
opera
J • I..
see makes mt: rremble wh h plea
sure and patn • Ahy1h bchcve·.
this role: has chang«!d her life­
she might even change her scxl
Ftgaro, our jealous husband through the fault of my hus­
bJnd • McCoy st.nes, •t am at.
ways mad for ~mg the count­
ess-my place is not in th
castle!"
The:: opera as not
only very VJsual but,
in fact, hilarious. Un·
der thl' assistance of
Tom Graff, stage di­
rector, the cast has
managed to color the
music with comic
subtleues Graff IS
an expert in comacal
musical theatre. H1s
an is evadent
rhroughout the op-Mozart's MDrriBgo of Flgsro Is performed with a blt of slaRstlck .
era. You "'''II FP a laugh/
5People of my kind don't
suffer from headaches!" IS one of
Suzanna's most famous lines
Lynn Sutherland, the undertaker
of this role, says, "That IS not
true-1 have had a headache for
the past three days •
Ahyth Conway is cxplonng
the art of crossdressing in her
role3sCherubino, rheyoungand
restless who sings, •Every lady I
........... ·
1 _...,
........... I. ..
arttfic1ahty ; Alan Arkin (Tht Red·
ttttr, Glengarry Glen Ross) as the
camp director is compelling
whenever he's on the screen, and
Evil Dead director Sam Raimi is
very funny as Arkin's dull-wit­
ted assistant
THIS BOY'S UFE -
1s none other than Eichelberger
who claams that he is "so far
from marriage'" Little does
Eichelbcrgt!r know char after his
performance he will have a lot of
heartbroken •suzannas" on h1s
doorstep.
Countess DanieiJe McCoy,
sings her despair and anger
"Through what shameful ~tdtc:
of existence have 1 descendt:d
Belle, Doc Hollywood), wirh a
screenplay adaptation by Robert
Getchell (A/Iu Dotsn 't LJVt Hut
Anymort, Point of No Return)
Although Getchell's screenplay
never truly finds the proper dra­
matic focus that would have
made rhis a truly outstandmg - ---
Her unlawful husband r
Count, Kt:ating, has one ·
thought on his mand. "Only
thought of vengeance offers
consolanon." Don't wo
Aaron, we know you du:u
typecastcd with that role.
Tht.Ma"iageo(F•garo . Fu
and fast-moving, singing t
aethercal beauty of Moz.a
soul. Sc~c you there I
subdued by his violent and
spintt.'Ci stepfather, Dwight
ert De: Niro).
Unfortuna tely, De N1ro'sUJ~'"'
while always fascinating
watch, appears co become
creasingly denvative of his
her performances . As • J\Jv•
· he is reminiscent
Rag111g Bull's jake
Motta and C
ftals Max Cady·
a result, tt's hard
forget you're wa1tcl
mgDeNiroarwos
As Tobias' 1""''
mother, Ellen
gives one of her
performances
date. Also
The surprlse hlt fllm , El Marlachl, was filmed with a mere $7000 rable m a sutJOOI
ing role is jo
Blechman, as a
classmate
Tobias inioa
mocks but -"'"'
ally befnends.
fortunaccly, their
lataonshap is not
c· ·tn>
Tobias Wolff's autobiographi­
cal novel about growing up m
the •'50s and '60s under the
clutches of an abusive step-fa·
rher has been brought to the
screen under the direction of
Michael Caton-Jones (Mtmphls movie, Tlus Boy's Lift features
remarkable performances .
As T ob1as Wolff, Leonardo
D1Caprio makes an impressive
<~Cting debut, making a strong
impression as a tetnager who acts
like a tough guy when hanging
out with his friends, yer is e<lsily solvt!d 1n the
Mo!tt of rhc: mo1~il
wh1ch ts s"t in tht: Pactflc N
west, was f1lmed in Vanc<)U
B.C. The film's production
sign captures the look of the
'50s and early "60s ext••"'•~'~
well, and David Watkin's
tography i~ almost on par Ulll
his earlier work in Out of Allyson Q~
Abou Ka rioz1
tlllilnated a1t
So you're lool:a
.1nd different place
search no longer. 1
place for you
Abou Karim 1
221 S W Ptnc Street
rant doc.sn't look hk
the outside but don't
Step inside and cxpc
The mrenor of
hght and airy wath
hanging plams and c
crs from Lebanon 1
waiters and anima
from the kitchen "1
mosphere cheery ar
An additional bcnefi
butldmg is complete!'
mgl
Pncesar Abou K
reasonable and the ~
word, delicious. Th~
ststs ofvanous appc~ 1
as entrees, ancluda1
soups, salads and de~
Unless you are
noisseur of Lebanes1
suggest you do as m~
I dad and order a Aft~
of several menu tte
dered a Large Meua
appetizer sectton ($
· me, even though it's I
• appetizers you get
enough food for rwo
Our watrress wa
cient and soon our ta
crally filled Wtth sm<
Our feast includ
garbanzo beans finely
spiced with T ahini, I
and garlic; Btlbu Ch
plant, baked and gr
T ahini, lemon juice
Ful: fava beam slig~
•
o
1
chc
I
ace
your ltFRMAN
r ,
of my hus­
:es, •• am a•• ..
g the COUnt·
not in the
stick.
husband 1
• s one Sl
•d. •only
ce offers
on't wnrnl
you arc:n
at role.
FtgilrO. F tnn,
• sangang t
of Moz;uc
el estauraunt
• Allyson QuiGefl
Abou Kari111, cheery,
a11itnated and cheap
So you're lookmg for u new
md different place to eat Well,
search no long~r. I have JUSt the
place for you
Abou Karim as located at
221 S W PmcStrect . The restau­
rant dol -;n't look lil\e much from
theoutside but don't bt!dt:ccaved .
Step instdc and expcnencc n t rcat. .
The lntcnor of Abou K.mim is
light and aitywlth high ceilings,
hangmg plant, and colorful post­
ers from U!banon The fncndly
Wdtters and lnimated sounds
from the kitchen make the at­
mosphere cheery and inviung
An addltlonal benefit is ch.u the
bu lldang is completely nonsmok­
tng!
Pricesar Abou I<anmarevery
reasonable and the; food is, in a
word, delic1ous The menu con·
ststs ofvanousappctizers a swell
as entrc:es, includmg kababs,
soups, salads and desserts.
Unles..c; you arc a real con­
noisseur of Lebanese cuisane, I
ugge t you do 1s my fnend and
I dtd and order aMeua, a sample
of several menu atems. We or·
dcred a Large Mtz.ul from the
appetizer sectaon ($ 14). Trust
me, even though it's listed under
appetizers you get more than
enough food for rwo people.
Our watcrcss was very effi.
cient and soon our table was lit­
erally filled w1th small plates.
Our feast mcluded Homous:
garbanzo bl"ans finely ground and
spiced wat h T o1hma. lemon 1 uice sptced and Served with hot, falafel
pieces; Tabboult bulgar whc.u
mtxfd wath pJr:~lcy, tomatoes,
mmt, lemon JUICe ;:,nd olive: otl;
cucuntbu .a/ad and an endless
supply of warm Maddie Enst pita
bn~d to put it all on or in
I don't think that I com ad·
t:qu.nely dcscnbc the flavors of
the dtshcs. Each one as unaque
and not ltkt: anythtng you ger at
an Amcncan restaurant Every­
thmgwas wondc:rfuUysptecd yet
not overwhelming
Although I honesrlyc!nJoyed
everything. myfavoriu:swerethe
homous and the falafel. Any·
body Wdnt to go back wtth me?
f.11ergy Bat1 healthy
alter11a trve
1'11 warn you from the start,
the place I'm revaewtng serves
heahhy food. Y cs, th<lt means
lot of fruit • and vegetables and
nothmgdtep fried. So, sf che mere
thought ot good for you" food
doe.c;n't start you scraving onion
rings or donu£s, read on The
Energy Bar, located at 8:J4
S W 1Oth across from the
Mulrnomah County Labrary,
serves a vancty of sandwiches,
soups, salads, snacks and fre-;h
vegetable and fruit Juices
The word •bar• in tts name
provades a very accurate descnp
uon The only seating available
IS andced on bar stools ar high
tables Keep in mtnd rhat chh
probably asn't the place ro go for
a n1cc sit down meal wuh a large
group of people. Howevt:r, it is
nice for a quick lunch or a snack,
and nothing on the menu is over ss•
The mmuce J walked in I
was greeted warmly by the guys
behind the counter. They an-__ rice o
hesitation :tnd were very friendly
And genuinely concerned that I
enjoyed my food.
l have to ndmir
that many of the
food items offered
one could easily
make at home. In
fact,somearc things
I thmk I had in my
lunch box in el­
ementary school.
Bagel with cream
cheese, pea-
nut butrer,
banana and
honey sand­
wich, celery
and peanut
buuer, yo­
gurt, granola
and fruit ... you get the tdea,
Nevertheless, when was che last
ume you acrually made yourself
a peanut butter,banana and
honey sandwich?
HE One enure page of the menu
as dt."VVtcd to JUtte combtnat tons
There c realso daily JUICe spcctals
wntten on a
board behmd the
count cr Some of
the JUice choices
Include· Orange,
banana and
strawberry , p10e
applc,orangc and
g10ger, and car-
rot, spmach,
celery ,)nd
parsley. for
the not so ad­
venturous,
rhe old Stt.lnd­
bys of orange,
apple and
grapcfruat
JUICe are there to fall back
on The menu docs spcc1ftcally
state comb10at tons are not fmal
You can always ac.ld or subcracc
vanous angred1cnts to sutt your
RT
IS COMING UP
-taGtC
for my lunch I ordered
FocaCia bre d topped wllh ~~
rnatocs, mushrooms and garhc
and a pear, hme, banana nd
st rawbcrry smoot hu:. The
focaeta was heated for me an a
mu:rowave, w1uch unfortunately
left the bread a btt spongy It
was, however, flavorful and qune
fill10g My juacc c:hotce wa ex
cellent The: hme added JUSt a
hulc .. ktck" whtch rmdc It all the
more tasty
!recommend the Energy Bar
fomdrutt tuicesmooth1es Tkey
arc made fresh whtlc you wall
and arc " great nawral energy
boost If nothmg c:lsc you can
always order a cookac, stt at the
counter facmg the suee[ and
watch people go 10 and out or the
hbraty-thar usually proves to
be an mccresung and amurimg
expcur;nce
enr and meu
0W1ght """' · and garlic; Baba ChanOOJ! egg·
plane, baked and ground with
T .1hint, lemon juice and garlic;
Ful: fava beans slightly sweet,
• swered all myquestionswithour ~= ======== ====== ============ =====~
• • .,;canatmg
p become
vc: of hts
As
c:miniscc:nt
Bu//'sjake
a and C
MaxC.ady
It, tt ·s hard
you'rewa1.~;s
• Ntroatwor ,
obias' snvu
r, Ellen ...........
ne of her
rmanccs
Also
ana
ole is
ate
• as tnltta
but t:Vt!ll
!efnendc;
a.tely, thtlf
ship~~ not
m the film
of r he 1"1'\ n•lllll
Paetflc Nnrtl
in Vancclu
roducuon
;ooKof the
uu:. exuem ~
at kin's
on par
Out of Molly & Dan have
better things to do with
their money than pay
checking seiVice charges.
It·~ eu.~y to open a VERSATEL Checkmg
uccount. For more tnfonnution or directtO"-' to
your n~ t brunch call 275-2222 10 PortiWld, or
1-800-756-2222 :,tatewade. So they dorit.
Molly & Dan t1om Beavcnon tell us 1.hac tl1e pcr'lect checking uooounl
fur them would be one t.hut didn't hu" e an.>' regu!ur munU1Iy M!l'''ce
churge-, Or per ~heck charge .... Or rmmmum balan~t: requm:mem~. S\J \\ e
came up v. ith a nc'' checkmg u ount upti..m- VERSJ>\TEI.:Chc::ckmg •
1:1~EE VFRSATEL CllECKING
machine.' und U'tt:: B of A'~ 24-hourCu:-;hJrncr lnl\mTmtt\'lll Lane. ln
retwn, v.. c JX.f.S:. the :-.uv tngs on to> ou by not chargmg nn) rcgultlT
montltly fee., or u.sktng) ou to keep u nummum txUun~.:e . \Vlu\,;h meru1s
y0u could snvc up to $100 u) car (comp.ared to wha1 other ban~
ctuuge).. New VERSA" I1~LChecking-on ly trom B ofA.lt' WH)Uler
wuy we'n: working to bu1ld u bctterb~u1k.
Bank of America -
1 •
Monday
1 :00 pm-3 00 pm
Alysia Arlzpe
• And where you are a1n't no good unless you
can get ~ay from 1t .: The stuff that moves
me away Listen and travel. Local & global.
Now & later.
3:00 pm-5 00 pm
Greg Carlson
"DAVID CASSIDY ON ACID"
I'm gonna make you squeal hke a p1g
5 .. 00 pm-6 ~00 pm
Gadah ai-Subale
·ooN T BLAME IT ON GADAH"
Very lrvely b. entertaining .a lot ot jokes. Rap &
Reggae.
• 6:00 pm-8 00 pm
Zach Isenberg
·a1ues nd Clesslc 'Rock"
Held wllhtn the Pleasure Dome decreed by
Kubta Khan to taste my bitter tnumph as a mad
1mmortal man nevermore shall I retum escape
these caves of .ce tor I have d1ned on honey dew
and drunk the m1lk ot Parad1se
8:00 pm-10:00 pm
Krtstlna & Usa
·wtTH 1WO YOU GET EGGROLL •
Menu 1nc~udes a plethora o' delectable r anglnQ
lrom Ann•e Lenno~ to the Muppet Show tunes &
spnnkled wtth Red Hot Chtli Peppers
10:00 pm-11 00 pm
Bill Butler
"THE Ell CASTILLO HOUR & THEN SOME"
Eh has two words and some punctuation for you
people Losta WaHzes!
12:00 am +
Josh Coccoluto
Ch el Chany and the Bum Bum Party w1th Skany,
Many. Varty and Jany. Tuesday
11 00 am-12 00 pm
Tanya Bushnell
12·00 pm-1.00 pm
Don Lareau
"ROOTS RAST A REGGAE "
1 00 pm-3 00 pm
Anne Rouyer
"COMPLETELY LOONEY "
I'll be setting my senionus to musrc What 1 play
w111 all depend on whether or not I'm feeling
sane Be prepared to hear some 80s tunes, new
tunes dancey tunes & of course Mornssey
(Just k1dd1ng Chris')
3·oo pm-5·oo pm
Usa Paoli
A mtx of musiC I rom the 80s & 90s Classic
Modern Rock IS my tavonte & Monica likes
groovrn'. mellow mus1c. Return to your teenage
years w1th our show
5 00 pm-7:00 pm
Stephan Aim
"OLD SCHOOL HOUR"
Beast1e Boys, Run DMC Kurt1s Blow Jam
Master Jay & other crafty rap proneers
7:00 pm-8:00 pm
Dave Bryant
r ~ c :l-.1 JH>
~RANT DON'T RAVE'"
All the newest Techno Rave with Dave, and
some of the not so newest
"And remember
Sound was used tor centuries as a method of
~orture . Place someone's head tn a bell And nng
11. And eventually they'll go Insane."
8:00 pm-9 ;00 pm
Corey Dobashl
Hefty Hawauan musrc w1th a pinch ot Reggae
mtxe~ 1n w1th srlky smooth R&B tracks tor easy
hstemng or the Hawatian Surfer Tip w1th a coole~
hlQh harmon~ tip to 1t
9 00 pm-11 :00 pm
Mike Hamilton
Al~ernattve lndustnai,Grunge Punk rock DKs
Allee In Chams Soundgarden . Mlmstry, De Ia
Soul, Zappa. Phlsh Bad Religion etc Requests
always taken but I HATE Pop Top 40 &
Madonna
11 oo pm-12 ·oo am
Rachel Cochralne
I play Ambtent house & other house related
mus1c that samples expenmental , Electronic (70s
to present) and vocals Favorites : Ettenne The
Orb et at. •
12:00 am +
Theo
International MJJs•c
•
FRIDAY APRIL 23, 1993 -THE PIONEER LOG -page 8 Wednesday
12·00 pm-1 :00 pm
Sean Sullivan
LCs favonte hits from the EaQies to Don Henley
I'll play everything .
1 .00 pm-2 :00 pm
lsha Downs
"PEDDLE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE"
Digby ts ready to make you lorget'Your deepest
and dar1<esttanas1es It has ways of dealing with
wimps like you Personal slaves needed to
worship the lunkedelic obedience trainer Peace
& chicken grease Hlp Hop, Rave, lunky groove
dance music ( unless i"m tn a bad mood then 1t's
all Swans for you!)
2~00 pm-4:00 pm
Zach Street
INGREDIENTS Who are you klddtng? You know
what thts stuff IS made of Nothmg It's not good
lor you you know what's good for you'? A nice
healthy beer belly stale atr sweat & part1ally
hydrogena ted ammal shortemng
4:00 pm-6:00 pm
John Skelton
Hardcore from East to West New & old Tune tn
to hear what's new tn the Hardcore world and
listen to the sounds of Leatherface, Downcast
Sick Ot It All. and more Please no whimpy
requests'
6:00 pm-8:00 pm
Tony Ross
From 6-7 •ctaah CSiV ~ockers•
An hour of mustc by the best English band ever.
The Clash All the hits, obscure B sides
1nterv1ews. hve bootlegs and unreleased matenal
to be featured
From 7-8 • Hardcora by Ton~·
One hour of the finest hardcore available From
the claSSICS like Mrnor Threat all the way to the
best new bands like Down By Law The
Oflspnng, Sick of It All and everything tn
between OperatiOn Ivy available at no extra
charge
8:00 pm-1 0:00 pm
Andy Martin
All your favontes and new releases from the
alternative s1de ot the spectrum
10:00 pm-11:00 pm
Francesca Perata
A really random show that everyone should
hsten to
11 ~oo pm-12 :oo am
Jim Wagner
'"BEACH BLANKET BONG·OUT"
Come tour the tess beaten path with OJ Jim who
wtll sptn some groovy International beats
RastafarJan & Dance Hall Jones will take the
foretronl wtth much African Brazrleros y
Brazlleras & Euro·hybrids of all ot tha abo
Please tune rn & tune out-Shake your bu~~ · and
rock out! Thurs4
9:00 am-10·00
Lupin Hill
My Stuff
10:00 am-12·0
Roger Stash
Anyway you choo
mus1c.
12:00 pm-1.00
Amber Field
Good alternative s
C~arla tans u K . s
mtxed with early 8(
Thompson Twtns
you cringe and rei]
words "Welcome l
water don't eat ve
breathe the a1r an(
Have a ntce day
1 :00 pm-3 :00 ~
Nick Sorel
Something I've don
you don't like •t you
Beyond that piss 0
3·00 pm-4:00 p
Becky Sievers
Elmo Speaks and tt
more?
4 ·oo pm-6 :oo
Kathleen Eugste
Unwind after a long
i through a medley ol
tunes to bounce you
ol all ktnds respect
6 00 pm-8 :00 p
Adazoe & sa
'E A_lf I)O::J"
We are tn Hell There
by revert1ng
lnH.avt:•n IS in the mid
We're hvtng
e~oo pm-9:00 p
Jay Jackson
Stull I like I
9:00 pm-11 :00
Mike Toschi
Good hard gurtar m
stufl
11 :00 pm-1 2:00
Mary, Leah & Jul
Tacky is the name
tn ... our show IS nA~lJ~ -tentey
9epest
ng with
to
Peace
groove
hen rt's
)U know
>t good
\ mce
ally
Tune'"
and
tncast
)y
nd ever.
matenal
~ From
to the
tra
the
)Uid
who
• Thursday
9:00 am-1o·oo am
Lupin Hill
My Stuff
10:00 am-12:00 pm
Roger Stash
Anyway you choose it, It's Roger's favorite
mustc.
12.00 pm-1:00 pm
Amber Field
Good alternative such as Po1 Dog Pondenng,
Charlatans U K • Soup Dragons and Puues
m1xed wtlh early 80s mus1c ( Wang Chung,
Thompson Twms Footloose Pnnce) that makes
you crmge and remember these 1nvaJCJable
words "Welcome to the 90s Don 1 dnnk the
water, don't eat vegetables fruits or meat don't
breathe the atr and don't ever have sex aga1n
Have a mce day
1·00 pm-3:00 pm
Nick Sorel
Somethtng I've done lor the last five terms and il
you don't like 1t you can ask me to change
Beyond that p1ss off.
3 00 pm-4 :00 pm
Becky Sievers
Elmo Speaks and the fatry bell rings Need I say
more?
4·00 pm-6:00 pm
Kathleen Eugster
Unwtnd after a long day! Let Kathleen take you
lhrough a medley ol danceable shakeable
lunas to bounce you over to the Bon• Requests
of all k1nds respected here.
6 00 pm-8 :00 pm
Adazoe & Samara
•F ALV 8US ..
' e are tn Hell 1 here's really no way out ol 11,
by revertmg back to the 80s. It's true
Heaven is in the mrdst ol the 1980s. Listen &
IDellleve. We're livmg proot, honest.
a ·oo pm-9 :oo pm
Jay Jackson
Stull I like I
9:00 pm-11 oo pm
Mike Toschl
(,ood hatd guitar rmJSIC and some hard Rap type
stu II
.11:00 pm-12:00 am
1 Mary, Leah & Julie ,
. Tacky IS the name and muSICs the game
·ln ... our show IS never the same. Tune Friday
10·00 am 12 00 pm
Ryan Blaszak
.. If music be the food of love, play on.
G1ve me excess of 1t, that, surte1ting
The appet1te may srcken and so die -
-Wilham Shakespeare Twelfth Ntght I 1
12:00 pm-2:00 pm
Chris MacKenzie
"Alternative Rock .whtch pan didn't you
understand?"
2·00 pm 4.00 pm
Martin Bender
"THE= LAND OF ENDLESS PARTY·
Fallen? Can't get up? Penect!
Since you have nothing else to do now. tune m
to the Land of Endless Party and receiVe ptece
ol mtnd through a low-profile lobotomy.
4 00 pm-6 oo pm
Trig Gullberg
random
6·oo pm-7 00 pm
Sam Ritter
fc41C)Ql\
The epidermis to vmyl simulation factor givtng
out tree funk so that we can get the masses oil
thetr asses and get the whole town mentally
dehydrated . So put on your kntt underwear & do
the Smurl
7 :00 pm-8 :00 pm
Josh Chamberlatn
A91Jt'iG
8:00 pm-9 :00 pm
Geoff Martin
Whatever 1 feel fike play~ng
9:00 pm-11 :00 pm
Marc Mondtrans
~F AlDAY NIGHT DISEASE WITH PAIN"
Will be groovtn', :slammm·. and sJ..ankm' vour butt
Into ge.1r Tune 1n and hear eve'}'lhlno from
eclectic pop to 1ndustnal Grunge to Jah's mus1c
Nevet let your defenses down!
11:00 pm-12:00 am
Jim Mansen & Scott Stratton
It's Fnday NIQhl· tS anyone out there?
As usual, anyth1ng goes That IS, anythmg from
the old record arch1ves at KLC II you can spell 11,
we can play 1t We thanK you 1n advance for your
sur~~ort Saturday
2:00 pm·4·oo pm
Jason Biggs
Dwerse express1on on polrucal consc1ousness
through mus1c and theo11es
4:00 pm-6 00 pm
Beth Powers
Muste 15 the rorce that b1nds us all together blah
blah blah I hke all types ot Reggae, old rock funk.
modem but NO HOUSE & NO COUNTRY All
Jazz. blues, rap requests lulhlled Just hav1n· lun
6:00 pm-7:00 pm
Justin "Dolemtte ·· Francis
"NEGATIVE TREND"
An aurally pleas1ng listenmg fantasy, wtth equal
pans ABBA. Lovert>oy and Gerardo There w111
also be a complete and unabndged tourney
through the ltfe. the laughter and the tears 01
M•dmght Star So 1r you st1ll wear velour and
regularly make small talk w•th bus drrvers-lum up
that h1·h and get down rtght zany"'
7·00 pm-9 00 pm
Prlmetlme (Dwight Hovland)
''MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL-
Tap the bottle, tw•st the cap, pass the 40 and get
wrecked to the best '" Hlp· Hop ·cause P T1me 15
gonna turn this mutha' out All you b1tchez back
up otf my llp tor the Stmple reason that you're on 11
hke a gnat on a dog's dick And 11 you listen to
Dtgable Planets because tl's cool • you atn 1 shtt'
9 00 pm-12.00 am
Eric Sanders & Matt Smtth
"ERIC & MAn·s CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY'"
We w111 play happy happy mustc, have fun
1n1erviews With JOy1ul celebnlies and try to play
nothing slower I han 130 bpm Tune 101
Sunday
s~oo pm-7 oo pm
David Hayes ' '
~hx1ng the frnest ol Rap. Pun!\, Funk and D•sco
lor all of those Pimps, Players & Pnvate eyes
1 ·oo pm-8 ~oo pm
Shawn Rtver Sundby
Just good mu~1c wtth emphasas on 60s & 70s
'"Classic" Roch. Folk Rock as well as today's
bands conttnUing in thai dlfechon
8:00 pm-9:00 pm
Chris Robson
The plot was good yes, but the actual
performance. •t JUSt d•dnl cllck I mean lined to
1mpan the eternal w1sdom I once 1gnored, ana
the scenery was good. but I lost •l Sleep now.
you've won
9:00 pm-10:00 pm
Sam Ritter
Reggae
10:00 pm-12:00 am
William Ftg
Class1c rock of the 60s & 70s mcludmq bands
hke Cream, Ptnk Ftoyo the Bee~tlt:s etc
Jazz rrom the 30s all the wa)• up to modern Jazz
(Oav1d SAnborn & Roben Cray EriC Clapton
12:00 am +
Thatch
"NO SLASS SHow·
How about a hnle ol everything Ska Reggae
Grunge early 80s we all know and love
wharevAr \,et olf va bums and turn on the radiO
FRIDAY APRIL 23. 1993 -THE PIONEER LOG -page 9 I
l Weekly Commentary~
ASLC President
Fawn Bernhardt
I'm in my third ye.u here at
l..rv.'l.S & Cl~rk, so I feel JUSUficd
that l should know a lot about
th1s sthool.
\\'hat's more, I am the stu·
dent council prestdent, wh1ch en·
title" me to know a lot of obscure
and often ttmes usdess antorm.a·
uon, nonetheless n ensures that 1
am av.-are of the pohctes and IS·
sues aboundtng on our campus
Therefore, I was qu1tc: as·
toundcd when I ran across the
Lewss & Clark Academ1c Honor
Code in our handbook This ts the
binding code that says we
shouldn't cheat or plagtanu, fur­
thermore every student is bound
to report any "observed or sus·
pccted' cheaters on campus.
Now I've hc~rd of honor
codes and am faulyawarcofwhat
they arc, but I never knew that
one exiSted here I feci somewhat
hc:sttanr about the: valadttyof such
a code when I' vc never heard about
it or se£n ll befall: this mstancc.
Smce this bears d•rcctly on me as
a student, I hunted up a few
people to uk about this issue
I first talked to M1chac:l Ford
andwedlSCussed the fact that not
many people know very much
about our honor code and 1t hasn't
neceuauly been a!arge part of the
curnculum atthlS school Nons it
very bandtng since: lts appeals pro­
cess u:fers to a boArd tha~ is now
defunct.
Wedec:tded, though, that the
future oft he honor code will be an
important and intcresnng one in
hght of the Mi.$ter Plan and the
chan~ Lewis & Clark will ~
• • cxpenenong . •
Next, I contacted Dcnms
Mad$0ll and inquired about what
the future holds for this mysteri·
ous honor code He told me that
he and others were aware or the
dusiw: nature of the code and there
has been some diSCussion on what
todoabouut lnotherwords , the
toptc of the honor code ts up for
debate.
We a..s an institution need to
decide whether or not we want an
honor codc,and afwedo, we must
reaJiu how we want it to funt·
non. Most likely, havmgan honor
code wdl entail qustc a bit more
than lUSt enlightening students
to which page It is located on tn
the hand book. It will probably
bccomeaYeryimportant and band·
ins document that all studenu
will 'ign upon arnval at LewiS &
Clark.
There are many posltavc u­
pecu to having an honor code:, as
there: arc good reawn.s for not h.av· . tngone
Either way, both of these op­
tions will qu•ckly become unfa·
'VOtable if the school decides to
make the deas•on without 'Suffi­
cient lnpuc from faculty and stu·
dents, the two parties that th1s
type of code will have the most
• 1mpact on.
Lcwi' & Clark h.tu set an in·
teresttng precedent of not confer·
ring with all of the appropnate
putieswhen n comes todecis1on'
Uke this one.
I hope: that the institution
1ealius this and ~.ec~ to include
both faculty and students if they
decide to do someth1ng about the
honor code forunl editor ALISSA EDWARDS
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Curricu urn S ou Inc u e Mu ticu tura Focus
Genutne effortS to recru1t rn1nonty students. professors and staff people rnust be made
Shahzeb Jillani
What should all American
undergraduates know? Who dt'­
ctdes what students need to
know about the: '-"orld around
them~ Are we w1lhng to revtew
the cumculum so the curricu­
lum remains alive~
These;uetheque tionssome
people are askmg them selves
while Lcw1s & Clark College IS tn
the process of rev1ewing its cur­
riculum to SWitch from the quar
tc:r system to the: semester sys
tern
CommutL-es of faculty and
staff h3vc been formed to work
on thisextrt:mcly important and
ttme consuming task. Of those
commtttl!cs, the main and most
important commtt tc..>e is thc:Cen·
eral Task Educatton committee
whteh has the ulumate author­
ityof approving the new curricu­
lum. One of the most debatable
1ssues m that commttu .-e IS re­
garding the general college re·
quiremencs What is it that ev·
ery LC srudent should know by
the umc he/she graduates? What
kind of educauon should this
ansmutton require from every LC
graduate? What kinds of cit i­
zens and leaders docs rhis instt·
cuuon <lim to produce for the
tomorrow's society?
While many of the colleges
and univt!rsltles around the na·
tion, including Oregon State
Untverslty and University of
Oregon, have rev1sed or are cur­
rendy movmg towards genuine
multicultural educatton as a vi­
able way of prepanng their stu­
dents tor an mcreasmgly diverse
soctety, some at LC seem to
downplay the Importance of a
multicultural education. That,
at least, has been the general
mood of some oft he members of
the General Task Ed committee.
l.er me state some reasons
for suggesting why mulucultural
educauon should be seriously
considered as a part of LC's new
curriculum .
Reason number one: It's our obhgation as a liberal arts
college. As an 1nsm uuon wh1ch
aims to produce acuvc cittzcns
and leaders of tomorrow, LC has
a social, economic and moral
obligation ro serve the under·
served Precisely, the college must
admit more ethnically, cultur·
ally and racially diverse students
It must hire more professors from
the minority groups m order to
promote true multicultural edu­
cation A practtcal step towards
multicultural education will only
prove coMtscency between LC'Ii
principles and Its mtsston state·
ment
Reason number three It's
totally contmgent with other
pre.'>ttglOUS mstttutions As I
mentioned earher, while many
prestigious colleges and univer·
sities around the nation, includ­
ing Harvard and Stanford, are
revising or have revised their cur­
riculums ro meet the latest needs
of a multicultural society, this is
perhaps the best opportunity for
this college to recognize the need
to include multicultural educa·
tion as a part of irs curriculum.
Reason number four: It's
needed Baste to the gene~ I edu
cation of an informed citizen of
the nanon there has to be an
understanding of the racial, eth
rue, and rehgJous d1verstty of our
sooery lf we want to prevent
further ethruc and racial polar
tz.auon of the Amencan society,
we must make a genuine com­
mitment to educate students
about senSttivity to racial, ethmc
and reltgJous differences, power
structures and vanous systems
of domination
We have to be careful that
once committed to promote
genuine multiculturalism, we
must watch out for falhng mto
the trap of •tokenism• Merely
includmg a chapter or a book on
racism, sexism, fundamentalism
or homosexuahty in a course like
Basic lnqutrywill s1mply diffuse
the anginal purpose of a truly
multicultural educatton Only
an extensive tn depth study of
the inequal· . . pracuc.-\1 The
world is
changmg fast
The nauonal
and regional
demographic
figures are
changing In
Oregon alone1
demographic
ftgures show
that black,
Latino, Asian
and Mtddle "If we want to prevent
further etltnic and racial
polarization of tlte
American society, we
must make a genuine
commitment to educate tty 1ssues,
both histori­
cal and con·
temporary,
can prepare
students for
the chal­
lengeli of
today's
world st11dents about sensitiv­
ity to racial, ethnic and
religious differences." I n
of
Eastern population~ are on rise.
In most Oregon publtc schools,
15 percent of the studentS are
minority students. LC must re·
V15e l[S cumculum tO promote
multicultural education and
catch up with the changing reali­
ties of today' s American popula-
• nou
Reason number two: It's terms
some con-
crete recommendauons, here are
few ideas, though not compre­
hensive by any means, through
whtch the college can achaeve a
mdredtveneand moregenumely
multacultural campus
Fuat of aU, J strongly suggest
ma.k.tng it required for every LC
undergraduate under the new
curriculum to take at least one -----
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course from a lim1ted hst of
courses to study in-depth 1ssues
of ract!, rehgton and ethmctty in
America Such courses must be
aimed at broademng srudents'
understandmg of ractst power
structures, systematic mequalt­
nes, and ocher issues of d1versaty
and discnmmatton co try to "un­
learn ractsm"
Second, mon:genuineeffort s
on the part of the admmistra·
tton/admissions office to try to
recruit more minority students
on campus by offenng them sub­
stan rial scholarships and finan­
cial aid grants. If the college can
get Mr. Pamplin to commit a
million dollars towards the ph~i ­
cal renovation of the college .. it
should be able to generate funds
to recruit more mmoncy students
on campus Establishment of
ethmc student servic~ office as a
posmve step on the pan of the
admmiatranon, but should not
be an end m itstlf I believe the
tnsdtution needs to go beyond
merely creatmg offices.
Thtrd, genuine efforts must
be made on the part of the ad­
mmlstranon to h1re more mmor­
ity professors and staff people
That ts, for instance, unless we -
have Afncan American on:>tcs
sors reachmg African
history courses, vanous vers
of h1scory m1ghc not be
into quesnon and challenged
the college ts commttted to llll:ll
panng students for the
With a good sense of the past,
must htre minonry professors
educac~ gtudents about mtnnrl
• • 1ty 1ssues
Although I realize that
of rhe 1ssues and suggestions
have tried co rdise through
arucle might appear to be a
non .ense to a few of our
lightened• faculty and staff wn•
strongly favor educanon o.,~
around western ideas, 1 hont:SI
bchcve that most students at
would also voice more or
same concerns about the lun
of the nt:-w curnculum
I sincerely bclteve that, ....
who would hke ro see LC cling
"classtcs• are etther
or stmply don't care about
today's students want to '"Ill
and what many facuh:y met1
bers are willmg to teach.
Perhaps thts can only be
ali zed untal we, the students,
tt upon ourselves to voice
concerns exphc1tly .
page 10 -lti.E PIONEER LOG -FRIDAY, APRU. 23, 1993 I •
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April M,
So the tnal1s o
verdict was reache1
the Rodney Kmg 1
hungjury,mstead t
two of rhe four ofl
with violating Km~
los Angeles res pont
to the deets1on, at
have a repeat of I
year So we can a Ill
of relief, figure JUSJ
served and get on v
Wrong.
This 1ssue isn't
The Reginald Dent
ro come .
Two days befo1
was reached an ch~
watched a CNN rj
general mood in LA
uon was raised co v
Mexican, and Kore
of south central· V
think should bt: don
black m.en ace used
Denny Do you knd
of them felr rhat th~
be lee freel? Yes -
was "Justice." On
•Hey, they let the
off-so now they ha
brothers off Those
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So the tnal1s over At least a
verdict was reached The JUty in
the Rodney Kmg trial wasn't a
hung Jury, anstead theyconVlcted
cwo of che four off1cers charged
wtth violating Kmg's c1v1l nghts
Los Angeles responded peacefully
to the decJs1on, and we didn't
have a repeat of the nots last
year So we can all breathe a s1gh
of rehef, figure JUStice has been
served and get on with it, right?
Wrong
Th1s issue isn't resolved yet
The Regmald Denny case 10: yet
to come
Two days before the verdtct
was reached in the King trial, I
watched a CNN report of the
general mood in LA. This quc:s·
uon was ra1sed to various black,
Mexican, and Korean resadcnt
of south central: What do you
think should be done to the four
black men accused of bearing
')enny Do you know every one
of them felt that the men should
be let free!? Yes. Thclf reason
was "1usrace • One man ,aid,
"Hey, they let the white guys
off-so now they have to let the
brothers off Those brothers are heroes, man. They stood up to
the synem. •
Heroes? Stood up to the
system<. I think not. Those men
beat and almo~r killed an mno­
cent man whose only crime was
being whtte m a turbulent black
netghbothood . He had not done
anything wrong Some would
prorestandsay -But that's what
happened to King! Well, yes and
no Besides, as the old adage
says, cwo wrongs don't make a
right
Before people start demand·
ing an equal verdict m chc two
cases, I think we ought to com·
pare them The. only Slmtlartty
~tween the two cases is that
they were both captured on vadeo
tape.
There: arc numerous differ­
ences.
• King had broken a law He
was not JUSt a •black motorisr"
as the med1a called him. He was
someone who led police on J high
speed charse, drove rt.:cklessly and
was intoxicated. Tht: pohcc were
justtfied in stopping him.
• Dennywasawhitemocor­
ist who had done nothing
wrong-he was s1cring peacefully
at a stoplight. The men were not ot ust J, ac
justified in pulling ham out of his
truck
• Kang resisted arrest.
• Denny only rned to pro­
tecr h1mself.
• Pohce officers have the le­
gal nght to use controlled force
during an arrest. Not as much
force as they used on King, how ~
ever.
• On the other hand, the
men who beat Denny had no
aurhonzation to use force on
anybody. In fact, they did not
even have a right to stop Denny
at all
The King case is a case of an
arrest, by police officers, chat got
way out of hand.
The Denny case is a case of
four angry black men seeking
revenge by bearing an innocent
while man
However one vu:ws the
Rodney King case, the same deci­
sion cannot be applied to rhe
Denny crial, for rhey an: not rhe
same case. Denny did not •de­
serve 1t as some people say. The
men who beat him are not "he­
roes ,. They are cnrrunals that
need to be punished in the name
of JUStiCe
i.ct'. calk about JUStice for a
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professors
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through
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mmute.
Is tt rusuce that rhe jury in
the Dennycasewtll probably fc:el
as if they have to be leniem on
the black men, or fear another
riot?
Is it JUStice ro let these men
off, merely because a bad dec•·
sion was made m th( farst Kmg
tratl?
And another fJct· Smce .Kmg
was first beaten by the pohce
officers, he has been arrested for
allegedly soliciting a transvestite
prosmute, beating his wafe and
drunken dnvmg However, no
charges were filed m any of the
cases. In the meanumc, he ts
suing the caty of l.Ds Angeles for
S50 mal !ton Obviously, th1s man
is no s<unc, bur he 1s now above
the Jaw because of rhe pubhetty
he has received m thts one case
Is at JUStice to let Kmg break the
law again and a gam, and yet sull
rece1ve $50 m1lhon dollars?
I thank the nght dcc1sion was
made in the second t nal of the
pohce officers Howevcr1 I don't
think the same son of dec1Slon
should be reached m the tnal of
the men accused of beatmg
Denny All of chose men should
he convtcrc:d Some may feel that I have
this opinion bec"use I'm whace.
Thss IS not true, for this ISSue IS
not about black and whue It's
aboutnghtandvnong .AJthough
I do noc agree WJth what the
pohce offtccrs d1d co Kang, I can­
not sympad11zc wirh h1m either
He is not free of gutlt sn th1s
matter It onlyappearsth.H way
because the police are afra1d to
charge h1m With the cnmes he
has commiued
Furthermore, whar those
black men dad to Denny was
wrong The raots were wrong
And It's wrong to have a JUStice
system, that anstead of being
ruled by law, is now ruled by fear
of v1olence and riots 1f the com­
mumty do!!S nor agree wu h the
vcrdacts that are reached There
are no easy soluuons m this mat
ter There arc no c:asy answers,
only hard quest1ons Before
people start dcmandmg that the
black men be acquu ted m the
Denny case, ask yourself Would
that really be nght? Would that
be the: type of JUSticewcwanc m
this country? Because at appears
that a mtstake was made an the
past, 1s chat any reason co make
the same m1scakc agam?
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• Peter Haldeman
The US embauy tn Bud:lpcst,
Hungal)', hlld a lengthy travellers
advasory out for Vugoshwaa when 1
vasatcd an early Apn1 1992 At that
ume the war wa sui! bcang camctJ
on sporadacally on Cro.uian teru­
tory The town of Duhrovn1k. tour­
ISt ml"CCa of the Yugosl:av toost, hild
JU:~>t rc:cc1vcd another dose ot he:l\'y
erb1an art aJICJV fire • The was ha~i become even less
prcdic~hlc,and the,,•holeof Europe
was apprchensh·t' about the paten·
tial of any sort of pca.:cfulsoluuon
Neverthel ess, }en Brown ('92)
and I had our foolish hearts set on
tri\\'eUtngtn the magtc land of Yugo­
slavia. Yuplavaa w:~s no longer
JUSt the colorful, b1zauc country
found m the pages of the 1991 let's
Co Europe; tt was tc:Ntfying AJ­
r~dy Jen and I had met rdugl:CS
qucued up for aid 10 Pc:cs and m the
Hungarian mcdaa 'IA:e leArned of the
Be ore e pAriilysas affecttng Western govern·
mcnts regaulang Yugoslavan and the
conset1uent b.\rb.lnc, hornfic auocl·
ue crcatt'd bv both armu:s as to· • get her the • explored the bonomlc:ss
p1t of whnt as humanl>• possable
So It w~ not muc.h of 3 surpme
thnt the travellers ad''ISOJ)' for Yu·
goslavan suggested chat no Ameu­
cans should enter under anycarcum ­
Stllnccs But what dtd surpnsc me
w;ts that the thrc:e areas h1ghhghted
as I~Ctng e(pecta.lly dangerous were
Croatia, Rosma.-Herccgovina, :tnd
Rosovo The war an Bosnia­
Hcrcego\'ma had yet to bcgtn an ear­
nest, O).nd Jen and I h:td hoped to .slip
m for a look around be Tore the end o£
us world began We were too late.
But KoS0\'0~ Why was Kosovo
sodangcrous? Jenand I h.1d planned
our tnp 10 Yugoslavta through Scrota,
Montenegro, Kosovo, and
Maccdonaa, a. path we chought was
away from the action Was Kosovo
too great of a risk~
• &urcm F.urt!rc t~tt J Shotsrtm£
Descn~ Kosovo as a Yugoshw1an
province north of AllMnia, and sur­
rounded by Montenegro, Serb1a, and
Macedoma Two fact!'> combme to
make thas regaon partacularly vola·
ule: fu,st, the Serba.1ns consider th1s
land thc:u anc1ent homeland, and
many of then most revered rehg1ous
msmuuons arc thcrc (Serbutns are
Serb1an Ott hodox); second, Alba
naans m;tke up 90 percent of Ko~ovo s
populauon, and arc pushing for sc·
cess1on from Yugoslavia (and Alba­
nianure Mushm). Kosovo has been
under martial law since 1989 As a
result, <)lspwrmg ducubcd Kosovo
.1s somcthcng akin to the Occup1ed
Tcrntone~ m Israel: the: Serbs were
dotng thc:11 best to J.;ecp Albamans
down
Jcn and I bad a dilemma Our
intenuon had been tocarclc through
Yugoslavia, Greece, Turkey, and
Bulgaria in a month's time. If we
could not go through Kosovo, then we would have to forget about VIStl·
mg the Montenegnn Adriatic coast,
.)nd we were determined to ~cc 1t
The only way to get from
Montcnl"gro to Macrck rna wllhout
hacktrackang t-.. ... o days through
Belgrade was to go through Kosovo.
We decu.h:d to go I knew len
was n lttth: nervous about it I was
scared too, bcc•lU~e I wondered wh\1
1 was f1ming wnh d;mgcr How
would ScrbHms treat Amcrtc 1nsl
Would we be allowed mto thccoun·
try~ Would we: be: captured anJ u~cd
,u pawns tn tntc:r nnt ional power
struggles? D1d I have a death wisM
I suppose rh.1t deep down I could not
believe that war was gomg on
lmmeda.1tcly we knew some­
thing scuous was going on 10 this
country. Our only pas$pom were
taken off the tr.lin at the border,
holding the train up for nearly an
hour. In the next few days there
were othc:c obv1ous stgns Fully
armed Serb soldiers wllh automatic
Wh~e searching for the mean1n9 Jf yearbookS you may happen upon the paoent1y gimpy
jason Kaneshiro Clark's N~ and Improved Col-girl? That's a no-no Otherthan
lege Yearbooks arc of sigmft-betnga gtrl it d~sn 't seem Betty
Seniors, return from your candy htghcr quality. As 20-did aU that much, D1d I menuon
backpackingexhibitioninKenya, narhmg studenrs, we don't de-Becrywas also the May Fete Se
last year's yearbook will soon be vou.· much cimt! to such suhur- nior Oass Pnncess?
in your grubby little hands, April ban stupldtty as cl1ques, home-The rest of the yearbook ts
26, to be exact. coming quetns and proms. We starch-eight, spanking-neat and
l'vehardfartaomuchabou r devore our medulla muscles to-exudes an aura of authority and
the "mtssmg yearbook/ last wards Baste lnqutry, studying pragmamm, as tf our parents
year's, thtsycar'sand all the ones abroad and symposiums . des1gned thtsye.ubook Ht")'Watt
in between that were supposed Hence the Yiem Ktrntah can a second, they did I
to come out but h1d tns1dc play· be one of the most polir ically l rarely read a yearbook with
ingSuper Nimendo,causingthdr correct yet vacuously hollow such wide·eyedenthusiasm The
cdaors ro go gangrene and flee publicafions available ours1de of only secttons I glance at today
the country. AuomeyGeneral nominees chese are the signatures and the pho·
We are aJI familiar wtth the days. Admittedl y BORING, but cos of my closest friends far
literary insmution of the year-n doc:s concentrate on the key laughs on how panencly gimpy
book. At the end of each school rhmgs that we students want to we all looked. It's always fun co
year1 the dictionary-sized re.xr remember, our friends, the off-trace people's •visual• lustory:
was dumped in pur lap and che campus houses, the hapless souls 0: "Who did Pamela's husband
fl.rst thing we did was read the who graduate and a minimal look Like tn kmdergarrent•
President 's Address .. NO! amount of admin1.::trative A; "Like Macaulay Culkm •
Rather, we raced around the halls propagandic brouhaha But the Many a mght can be spent
wir:h a fat pen and made every-Yiem Kimt ah wasn't always like looking back to find all your pres­
one we knew, even the snooty that. Does anyone remember ently gnzzJy-gray·haued profs
kid who stayed back a year, John rhe La!wis & Clark Yearbook of sporting afros and gold chams
Hancock it. 1953? circa 1974 One hterally wir-
Theather300orsooddpages The 1953 ~wis & Clark nesses crew-cuts become
never really sparked anyone's Voyageur had one: rhtng going scra1ght/long, then short/ • -weapons packed the t r .\Ins and ttain
stauons 1n Serbu
Mon1 t'negro was quu:ter but
we wert the only tourists anybody
hnu seen 1n ' long t1me T'ht ex
change rtnc: for doll.us todmar mndc:
us feel hkc we had won 10 Reno, a
hank wanted our dollars so IMdly
that they offered us the black mar­
kc:tr.ltc l.odgingm th1 cmptycoost.ll
town of Budva was SO 40. We walked
the old town alone, JS if in a mu·
scum early 10 the mormng No Cer·
m.ms, no ltahans, rust two Amen·
c.lns ilnd a town of Montenegnns.
Their economy shattered, their
y )Ung men at war and theu pro~­
pcnty rumed, Montenc:guns had
suddenly been left to themselves
The forccgncrs were gone
We dectded to take a bus
through Kosovointo M.1cedons.l I'll
never forget the hours 10 Titograd
before we bo.1rded the bus A group
of 5erbcan and Albantiln studcnu
contmutd on pagt 13
e continued front page 'I
dpptOi\Ched us, and the
mcdtately began defen
.1ct 10ru an thewar, tellit'l
fasc1sm and Serbian suf
weaved a tangled wcb,l
now what tbc:u Alba
were thmking th(·n bed
long after that when th~
on the Bo&nian Mu1
Bosnian Muslims hav
the Serbs a reason to h
thc:Croauanshaddone
Mushms' crime as tti
Muslim It ts pure gen9
no other excuse That 1
Albani.ln Muslims very
We ended upJtayal
for two full d.1ys In t.
v1s1tcd all of the majc
Kosovo, including Prizr
Albanian town outside
man mountam border.
placed a number of srt
and the Scrb1an OrthQ
tery at Dc:canJ
It was both a rich 1
c:xpenencc: We had t1
culture like th1s. I
hemmed 10 by giant s1
hills and mountains ; c1
• minarets. mosques, ba
and garbage Older men
skull caps, younger men
out on he streets in Ia
whistlmg at other pass
would walk arm m .1rr1
street Women were le$1
very beauuful They d
ve1ls, but an fact most ol
western style clothing
was weanng a suatcoac
was a shepherd
W c met many pcopf
but most memorable
Serbian Orthodox pm:st
nary tn Pnzren, and t
nudents Pnest-monk
at length to us of the Set
Kosovo He lc:d us to t
Citadel high up on a hill
the city, and I could
', letter to t
Dextrous Mt
Responds to
ttoyed Gtl
To the Edrtor,
interestandweresometimessub- forit· crus ltbL-ginswichfiveor moussed and medtum gray/ In response co 1<!
stitutedfaranyoftheother7 ,500 six gorgeous campus photo- blow-blasted aJI tn one sttung. letter to the editor I above: 1953 ASLC President Bill OWen (Independent) conducted
hls campaign on a platform of student government by the
students, and his tenn was filled with wor1< on a more truty
representative type of student government (sound familiar?) .
pagc!S in the other 13 yearbooks graphs. There was a plt:thora of Ukew1se, our present day below: 1953 Student Body Secretary Betty Lake (also May Fete Ano1de, J found your F
one accumulates by simply be-trees back then! Looks hke a wear of Btrkenstocks, parkas, Senior Class Princess) . mous proletariat ca
ing a catiun. National Forest Prestrve 1 thinl· nose-nngs , pony-ratls sweaters qutte amusmgand I
A nat tonal averageof30 per· the: Master Plan Comm•nees and large pants will draw forth to clear up any possi
cent of these mtddle pages were (there: must be several) should laughter from our sons and derstandmgs on you
devoted to the social netherworld appoint some trees. daughters . We will look as pa- My name IS M1ch
oft he underclassmen, the people The School President was tiendygimpyas Bill Owen, ASLC and I was recencly
who didn't really deserve to br: m Morgan Odell, and he's ar the Prec;1denc, or as wistfully smol- the Job of ASLC Lo:m
the yearbook but were included from of the book with the dean&, denng as Betty Lake, May Fete ordinator It Is my J
because the rows of glazed eyes faculty and sraff. Yeah, rhe ad-Senior Class Princess. after our office com
and spotty complexions made ministrau on came ftrsl. These So what of the assumed use admmtstra te the AS
the setf-mdulgem seniorsecttons days Mike Mooney gets his mug of the yearbook , to preserve Regarding the •
look extravagantly gorgeous m somewhere .around page 61. memories? My yearbooks com- cess to Word 5 on the
c.ompanson . But check out Bill Owen, memorate rhose happenings I uons• volume of the
H1gh-schoolsen•or pages are ASLC Pres1dentl Don'r he look wouldn't have forgotten about establishment of u, .. ,
acelebrationofteenagcdebauch- sharp w1th hts su1t and ue, pen in the firsr place, and 1f 1 cared a leges to rhac volum
eryandangn. Eachgaoeyphoto and cypc:wmr:rl Fawn, you're ra1s1n about them, I toolr. better resulr: of a mis
drips with the statement, "I'm not half as ~cen Owen rc:mmds phoros. So what of it? I still , somebody's part; we
older than the rest of the yeasty me of Jack lord from Haw au 5-0 enJOY my yearbooks, c:ven if , 20 •coptes• of Word 5
quails in thts book, so love me."' "Right hand man• roche Prez they're only used as step-ups have been persecu
WhiJe che popular bunch made is John Paul jones (Robtn), so we under the '.lhde proJector. cro~o fr for making
being a sc:.nior look divine, there muse havcourleadinglady Betty Dear rcaden, whatever pur- tion access1ble co
wereaJway stheseparattonisrsc- Lake. Betty's pho[O fclptlon pose you use the yec1rbook for, populauon
niors who would submerge the rc.ads· *Student body secretc1ry use.it well, and remember how Of tho~e 20 priv
effon through devoting1hetr sec-Bet cy Lake lli the girl who keeps sull~n we felt when 1t didn't ar· go to the ASLC orriCtl
tions to the1r sign1ficant other, the records of ASLC proceedings rive tast year go co the Student C
or to crypttc ansy phrase$ like and carries on 5\udenr body car- Thot's one event we'll never 1
(;• tlons Board sanct10n1~e
"LEMONS BLOW GRANOLA .• respondence ... forget that won't be commemo- tJans such as the P1
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o~ppconched us, and the Serbians 1m·
mediately began defending Sctbia's
actions in the war, tdhngofCroatian
f.1scism and Serbian suffenng They
weaved a tangled web, and I wonder
now what theu Albani.1n fucnd•
were thanking thc:n becAuse it wasn't
long after that when the Sc:rbs turned
on the Bo•nian Mushms The
Bosnian Muslims have never giYt:n
the Serbs a reason to h.ne them, as
the Croatians had done The Bosn1an
Mu.,hm!> cume IS that they uc
Mushm It IS pure gcnoctde, there ts
no other c:xcusc That has to m.1l c
Albanian Mushms very nc:rvous
We ended up sta.ymg 10 Kosovo
for two full d•tys. In that time we
vasttcd all of the major towns of
Kosovo, mcluding Pri:rcn, the most '
Albanian town outstde of 1 he Alba·
nian mountatn ·border We also ex-
plored a number of smaller towns
and the Serbian Orthodox monas­
tery at Decani.
It was both a rich and pecuhar
experu:nce We had never seen a
culture hkc: this. landsc<tpes
hemmed m by giant snow·capped
htlls and mountains, ctty·scapes of
minarets, mosques, buaars, dust,
and garbage Older men wore white
skull caps, younger men would hang
out on he Streets m large groups,
whistUng at other passmg men, or
would walk arm in arm down the
street. Women were less vtsable, but
very beauuful They dad not wear
vetls, but an fact most of them wore
western style clochmg Every man
was weanng a suatcoat, even if he
w.u a shepherd
We met many people m Kosovo
but most memorable were the
Serbtao Orthodox pnest. ... H the semi­
nary 10 Pnzren, and theu teenage
\tudents. Pnest-monk Andre spoke
at length to U! of the Serbaan vaew of
Kosovo He led us to the ruans of a
Citadel htgh up on a hill overlooking
the city, and 1 couldn't dcctde
Dextrous M ichae/
Responds to Au­
ttoyed Guy
To tht E.Juor,
ln response ro last week's
letter to the editor from Guy
Anoide, I found your pseudony·
mous proletanat call-to-arms
quite amusing and I will attempt
to clear up any possible masun
derstandings on your part
My name as Mtchael Dexter
and I was recently appoanted
the Job of ASLC Computer Co
ordanator It as my JOb to look
after our office computers and
admimstrate the ASLC Server
Regarding the •guest• ac ·
cess to Word 5 on the • Apphca
taons" volume of the server, the
establishment of •guest• pnvt
leges to that volume was the
result of a mtstake on
somebody' s part; we legally own
20 •copaes• of Word 5 and could
have been persecuted by MI­
crosoft for making that apphca­
uon accessible to rhc general
population
Of those 20 privileges , ten
go to rhe ASLC offaces and ten
go to the Student Communtca·
tions Board sanctioned publica·
uons such as the Piolog, the
Meridian, Yiem Kimtah, and the -----uture
L
whether 1 was part of the Sermon on
the mount or the temptation of
Christ
He spoke: of fear: •ooyou know
we arc very afraid here(. The Alba­
nians want to JOtn Kosovo to Alba­
nta, and they outnumbe r us ren to
one When will they nse up again~
The Albanian children do not go to
school in protest of havmg to learn
tbe Serbian language So what <Ue
they doing now'
"'What is Albania~ Who are the
Albanians~ What people are thry(.
Who were they before the Turks
like Regarding an upgradefrom
5.0 to 5.1, I wall be proposmg
that to council at the next meet
mg At the momtmr, 11m re­
searching the upgrade paths of
every software product ASLC
owns
Something that I'd like to
see ts a Word 5 1 saght hcense
for the ltwts & Clark campus.
Academic T ethnologies holds
rhat Word 4 0, whtch 1sopen to
everyone, ts samfactory for the
majority of LC's word process­
ang needs.
It should also be noted that
several Computer Forum users
have demanded that a Word 5 1
sight license not be paid for by
student funds I would person '
ally like to note that you can
buy Word 5.1 from rhe Com­
puter Resale Offtce for $87,
when the average •nreet • price
is around S250
If you or anyone has any
questtons regardmg the ASLC
Server, the best way to reach
me as through e·mail, my login
is •dexter • If you do not h,.we
e-mail, you can reach me ar the
Student Representative office
in T empl~ton College: Center
ar ext. 7148.
Thank you,
Micluul Dtxttr
ASLC Comruttr CoorJm~t or conquered them and made them
Mushm?
1Bleoised arc those whose coun·
try as at peace Blessed ts the one
whose hfe is not tn danger. We are in
fear We do not know how long we
can stay here:, and here you come: to
us. Cod has sent you ."
The questions about Albanians
and Albama a.re crit1c.&l For Serbs,
the fact chat Albantans bec.ame
Mushm under Turkish domi~tion
tmphes thetr cultural inferiority be·
cause the Serbs managed to keep
the1r orthodoxy alive during those
times No European Muslim is le­
gitimate from theSerbpotnt ofview
The Albanians we met ~er
dascu5Scd why thry were: Mush.m
and the Serbs were Orthodox . The
issue for them is that the Serbs were
trytng to demean them and overrun
theu culture with Scrb1an culture.
Serb~ could not and dad not act in
Al~ntans' best interests, whach tS
why the Albanians wished to se­
cede
And into Macedona.a we went,
yet another fragment of Tit'~ legacy
It has been a ~~ now, a.lld
Bosnaa-Hercegovtna has seen there­
ahz:ataon of the worst-case \CCnarios
There are no words .
l remember and sttll f«l, my
hatred for Serb~ because of what 1
had seen I remember looking care­
fully mtoyoung Serbian so!dterfac~ ·
what have they see, what memories
have theycreatcdandcndured , what
have they dond And 1t sarcd me.
the evil I saw in their eyes f could not
understand J remcmbctbi& brawny
soldiers .tn beautiful untforms h.zl.
ra.u1ng Alban1an walters 10 a small
cafe. I remember all Albaniaru being
forced off the busat the Montenegro­
Kosovo border by burly Serbian
gu.uds
The uon curtain has fallen in
Eastern Europe In Yugosl.avtl, rhtte
is a new curtatn falltngslowly , delib­
erately, tnto pl.tce There as .1 wMJ
greater than the iron curtain, walls
constructed by demons who khmd
them have created their own mana­
infernos. Thcu walls prNCllt ~
from knoWlng compawon Theu
terror and evtl arc rul, but I annot
really beltcve u.
The imagination has hmlu
There are lam unable to r.ee, even when I try I
c.tnnot see the tcurh of
wM, the uuth of anar·
chy There as a wall, bc:­
hmd whtch not hang hap­
pens, bcc.au:r;e there arc
no words
Recently I have
read that Sr:rbtans arc
hcgtnntng to harass AI·
bantans 10 greater num­
bers Bosnaan Muslims
havebccndecuruucd Yc:t
an the mt:smcnzang dacly
patterns of news/medaa
rhythm, we hear and see
10 such a way that keeps
us. from heanng.and sec·
mg Pcrhnpsth1sexercase
of mme IS futtlt:
World anvolvc­
mcnt an the: Yugoslavian
war has been a wcU-docu­
mented du;.astcr It is hard
to say what should lie:
done, but the dectstons
western governments
made, tf tntendc:d to bung
the war to a halt, have
been utter fa1lures It w;ls
thought th:u an arm£
cmbargowould bung the
war to a gnndang halt
Instead, n has gwen th~·
Scrbtan army, which •tn­
hertted• the former Yu­
goslolvian army's weapons, an ad·
vantage they have fully ~plotted
Nor has the t1ade embargo
worked My Hungauan host father
prediCted a year and a half ago that
the war would end qutckly because
the Yugosl.waan economy h.ld been
destroyed But he was wrong. be·
cause the Serbs have routed the
Bosnians smce then and W\ow stgns
o( prepanng to do b.lttlc 1n Kosovo
UN act tons have been toothless
and cons1dc:rably mutl-d by Serb ac­
tions. The war has not been altered
much at all by che UN pte~nce; tn
fact, it seems Serb forces are JUsttf,ecJ
for their fearlessness of the UN
There arc no words to dcscnbe
accurately what happened 1n
Cr04tta: the ddiberate burmng of
national parks and forests, the
slaughter of all of the ammals, the
poi so rung of the lakes and nvers, the
destruction of the towns and cities,
mcludmg the 500-year-old town of
Dubrovnik , and unspeakable VIo­
lence and terror
There •ue no words to dcscnbc:
accurately what h.u happened 10
Sosnia·Herccgovtna ~noc1de, an·
archy, starvation, the Muslims, un­
wanted and practiCollly defensclc:$$1
are without hope It ts .1 ~mall mat­
ter of time before they are com­
pletely powerlc.s5 .
There w11l be no words to de­
scribe wh.u wdl happen 10 Ko.~vo
Or Macedonia Or maybe even
Votvodtna, the provmce of the Hun·
• gamtn mmoruy
No one cares about the
Bosnians, except the Turlu, who
have beenentucly unable toa~d thea
Muslim brothers and SISters Noone
careubout the Alb.lmans, tither In
foKt, the Albaruans ouc the most hated
race in the Balkans, save perhaps for
the Turlu Noonewtll protect them
A war with Serbs, while probably
anevttable , would be as hornble as
war has ever bt1:n
Prestdent Clinton and some
European leaders have finaJly begun
to talk of taking ,nilitary action
l8l10St the Serbs I applaud them
wholchunedly , and pray they do so
soon If only they had ta.kcn act.ton
a yeu ago, the Ser~ v.'Ould have left
Bosnia-Hercegovanaalone It as hard
to appreciate the awe and fur Serbs
have of the US milltllry But Opera·
uon Desert Storm was :an awesome ear-cut
Serbs have no desue to tangle Wlth
the \Jruted States, IU former ally
It as an ugly solution Amen­
CMls arc uud to cryang out agamst
the u'eof our m1luary ovcneas. We
tend to believe in the power of words
and appeasement I ma•nuan, how·
ever, that there are no peaceful solu­
uoru., and to contanue watt~ng and
hopang for one Ill de (..we to .support
the ongomg gcnoctde tr the ram
forests ~nd endangered spccu:s of
the world arc worthy of protect10n
and prc:r.crvallon so arc the Bosman
and Albama.n Muslims llte Unated
States has the means to c.npplc the
SerbiJln malrt.1ry We should usc
those means ;u; quack.ly and effec
uvdy as pos.sthle, 1n the n~me of
humanaty Other, the Bosnlllns and
Alban1.ans will pensh bc:hmd theW3ll
Sltould ASLC Do Duba(/11
Thecovetedstudentumon/
amprovemcnt of Templeton
prorect code-named •Dubach"
lS movmg along dand1ly
As usual, the 1\SLC Stu­
dcnt Government's barometer
of actual student opsnton IS as
reliable as the weather report
On the: Oubac.h 1~u~. earl>' last
term at seemed students were
behand it, while around finals
ume thear response was luke­
v..oarm,nowadaysweseemchalty
at best
Generally students agree
that havtng a place to hang out
between classes an Templeton
would be a dandy adc.a J\ccotd·
· ing to Bernhardt, thts locatton
could also serve assomethang to
urufy both on and off-campus
students in a posutve way
Back in 1952, ASLC had a
sam1lar agenda There was a
place called the ·snack shad."'
whtre all the off-campus stu­
dents hung out, and the on­
campus students spc.nt the.1r
afternoons m•lhng about the
gymnasium. Talk was had but ·
sance we have the same ducus­
sions today tt seems as af not
much was accomplished .
lfcne substitutes the snack
shack of '52 wtth lodays Trail­
room, on-campus hfc 1s sull as
segregated from off-campus hfe
as before.
Yet this ume around ASLC
has made sertous progress .
There has been steady commu­
nicauon through Dennis Mad­
son and money set asade for thts
sp«1fic purpose. ASLC reps
have worked h<ud on submit­
ting a complete proposal It as a
rare instance where the student
• government IS :get ttng some-
thing done through all the
proper channels.
Once money ~omcs m­
volved, people mevttably can
thank of thousands of other
ways to spend them, for ex­
ample, last year's S90,000 fmd
in ASLC was distributed
through a campus-wide vote,
pan of which used to bu • the
crew team a new ~t
But we must ensure that
thts proposal as use~ 1n our best
interests , ~s ASLC assumes
Read the proposal carefully next
wee~ wherever you may find
it, and flta)t let ASLC how you
feel about thts assue
or mthu r, an~d~t~h~e~~:;;:;;:;;;:;;::;~:;:===::;~
NEER ......... -page 1
sp,pns editor STEVE ZWERIN
Inability to create a .. complete tearT!" pan of problem
Eric J Schindler
The ~roller coaster" ride ts
still bcmg ridden by the Lewis &
Clark bascbaiJ team and at seems
1 hat those on board arc going
down more than they arc going
up The Paoncer baseball team
~ has fallen omo hard times lately,
5 which IS reflected by their six­
~~~ game losing streak, and conse­
n~ quent 8-15 overall retord.
o Senior pitcher Narc Ulbricht The superb play of Jusun
Bnughmnn propelled the assault
as he singled, stole second, :nole
third, and scored on ,1 single by
Jake Smtth
Lacer in the mnmg, wuh rhe
bases loaded, Jim Roofener
singled to score two more runs
and Ryan Huffstetler produced a
sacraface fly to score the Pao·
neers' fourth run of the inning
Rut, Unficld unloaded a barrage
of htts on the LC pitching .,)taff,
12 for the game, to foil the Pio­
neer effort, 9 6
Jason Fellows had a scrong
effort for LC, going 3 for 3 wtth a
walk and two runs scored Also,
Jake Smath continued has sohd
play With a 2 for 4 performance
that yadded two runs scored and
one RBI
A women's tennis team member practices in preparation for the playoffs. See LC tennis story below1 tned to explain rhe Pioneers'
troubles, saying, -we haven't
been able to put together a com
pletc game yet One day we'll
have the pttchang, bur we won't
have rhe hmmg Or we m1ght
have the hatnng and pttching,
but our fielding won't be there
Not once thts year have we had
all three aspects combmed ,.
Ulbricht stems to be ngbt as
the Ptoneers were not able to put
together a consastent effort this
past weekend as the Pio' sdropped
a three-game senes to the Unfield
Wildcats The losses were par·
ticularly dtscouragmg as LC held
leads in each of the three con· The nightcap was the
epitome of the senes as LC held a
7 4 lead in the second mmng but
committed four· errors m the
game and was outscored rht: rest
of the way, 9-0, to lose, 13-4
Pitching was not up to par for
either club as 13 walks and 20
hies were given up dunng the
contest. •
Staci Panuke
It s that timeofyt.ar again to
bring out rhe bats, baJls, peanurs
and suntan oil. It's spring rime
on Palaune Hill, and with It
means Pioneer softball.
The women have completed
their mdoor winter treunmg and
~re ready ro better chetr season
marks of a year ago. The Pio­
neers finished runner-up ro Pa­
cific tn the Disrnct II champion·
sh1p rournament,losinga heart­
breaker, 1-0
DespirC11osing eight lerter­
wmners from that successful
squad, rhe Pio's welcome back
the return of six starte:-s.
But, the early part of the
Pioneers' season has begun in a
rather frustrating manner. The
injury bug has struck the team
quite hard this year. It has al·
ready played a large factor, turn­
ing a team of veterans into a
rather young and intxperienced
one
In the off·sea.son, the Pio­
neers lost theli third baseman, factor during tht. young season.
The rain has seemed to fall on
JUSt about every game day for
che Pio's.
This caused several cancel­
lations and re-scheduling of
games. There have be~n four of
these cancellations JUSt in the
past week due to the heavy rains
we have been receiving. The few
games the Pio's have been able to
play has resulted an a 4-7 record
overall. Them mosl recenr vic­
tory came lase week at Western •
Oregon State College. The Pio­
neers swept the doubleheader by
the scores of 4·2 and 4-3.
Senior catcher and second
baseman K C. Jones feels that
the team's record will only im·
prove ·our experienced players
have been holding the team to­
gether so far this season, but
when the young players step up
and fill the void . leh by inJUries, we should be able to have a suc­
cessful second half of the Sed·
son."
With 11 games played, senior
Ton Roche has asserred herself
at the plate by posnng a team·
leadmg .379 batting average, in­
cludmg two doubles and a tnple
Roche ts also playmg an error­
free shortstop for the P1oneers.
The P1oneers w1ll be hosting
several home games m the next
few weeks if the weather decades
to cooperate Thts mcludes a
weekend homestand duringApril
17 and 18. The Pio's host league
rival Pacific Univusiryon Satur­
day, and Central ·Washington
University on Sunday.
Both days are doubleheaders
with game time at 1 p m. Come
out and support the Pioneer soft·
ball team rh1s weekend m what
should be an exciting two days
of softball Good luck, Pto'sl tests.
In the f1rst game on Sunday
at Linfield, the Pionters had
strong patchmg m their ace, Bryan
D' Allesto, but still feu nd them
selves down 2-0 going mto the
rop of rhe seventh. led by rhe
smgles of Jtm Roofener, Jake
Anders, Kent Broadbent and
Chns Cannan, the P1o's jumped
ahead 3 2
But, LC couldn't muster any
more runs or hold off the Wtld­
cats as Linfidd struck for two
runs in the bottom half of the
inning and eventually scored
again in the etghth to win, 5-3
On Monday, the Pioneers
showed thetr offenstve muscle
wnh a bag first mnmg as they
JUmped out to a 4-0 lead m rhe
ftrst game of the double-header
Shawna Myers, when she tore · ligaments in her k.nee whtle sk•· Men's and women's tenniS reams seek some \MnS to salvage season .
• mg.
jessica Bhss, a right fielder Greg Knakal
for the team, is also lost for the It has been a long season for
season, as she went down with a rhe Pioneer netters, but a win or
severe ankle sprain. Meanwhile, two this weekend at the NCIC
first baseman Kara Draz wtll be Tournament could prove to be a
out for a week with a pulled quad great confidence butlder for next
muscle. season
In addition to these in Junes, Roth the men's and women's
K.ris Rider, last year's Otstrict ll teamsareapproachingtheendof
Tournament MVP, will be un-the season and their records are
ablero finish the season with the hardly anythtng to wnte home
Pjo'sdue to personal reasons. So, about. Nonetheless, lhe Pioneers
seniorBeuyHeiterwill takeover are fairly young and thts year's
as the only P1oneer pitcher for experience wall be helpful m the
che remainder of rhe season. years to come.
Due to the11: adversities, the As of late, the women have
P1o's recently acquired rhc ser-improved their play, but are still
vices of Kathy Gibson. As you having problems finding the win
may recall, Gibson was a first column. The lack of experience
team All-American selection for conunues to put a damper on the
this year's women's basketball Ptoneers' team record as they are Head coach Don Udlock is
now only looking for improve­
ment and he says three players in
particular have been playing well.
"Amy Woodward has been play­
ing consistent tennis. Howeyer,
Am~r .fields continues to make
progr~s, along wnh Tina Mo­
rales who has played some good
singles matches as of late,• said
Udlock.
This weekend, the lady
netters will travel to Spokane for
che NCIC Tournament Coach
Udlock says the team could fin·
lSh as well as fourth in the tour·
nament agaanst the good reams but
Udlock says "They have not
played as well against the weaker
teams, so it just depends how
they respond, • thts weekend
The men had che opportu­
nity to watch an exhibition
match between Agassa and
McEnroe during their visn to
Washington last weekend, but
they also watched PLU,
Whitworth and Whitman sweep
the Pioneers
Senior Pete Ockner, who did
not make the tnp due to a con­
tract dispute, sa1d, •t think we
trted to play like Agassi and
McEnroe all weekend," wh1ch
was a mtstake, as the Pioneers'
record dropped to 0-12 overall
and 0 7 m the NClC ln the second inning, the
Wtldcats used three pttchers to
walk sax straaght Ptoneers, scor­
ing three runs for LC. Again,
Jusun Baughman led the Pioneer
effort, gomg 2 for 3 wath a run
scored, a walk and two stolen
bases. ChnsCannanhadastrong
performance, bamng 2 for4 With
two RBI's and a stolen base
Jake Smtth as sull among the
leaders an the dasmct warh hts
.432 batting averag~. coupled
with his 23 RBI's Bryan D' AJlesio
leads the patchmg crew wich a 3-
1 record, 1 save, 26 strikeouts,
and a 1 50 ERA
The next c1ct1on for the Pao's
wall be on Apnl 22, at Pac-10
Northern Dtviston Portland
State Game time as at 3 p m ..
finish near rhe end of the pack as
a team On the other hand, the
Pionet:rs could come away with
some strong indtvtdual efforts.
Coach Udlock sa1d, "'Jon
Herlocker and Ahmer Kalam have
the potc:ncaal to play very very
well "
Also, Rebel Williams, who
has been the most consistent
player for the P1oncers this sea·
son, has a good chance of win·
ning at the fourth or fifth posi·
cion •Rebel has had c1 good sea­
son an conference at number five
and if he can play there at the
tournament then he is gomg to
have a good rournamem,• said
Udlock Chris Sleph
J was watchmg E,
Ce:.mcr tht. other nl
thought to myself w
nme of year rhis as. M1
Baseball h,)s JUsr sr:
NBA's playoff race is c
finnl week, tht: NHl
Cup playoff!. arc und~
the NFL is gomg throu
off season blockbust~
had JUSt entered mys1~
hour of watchmg ES
All SportS Network
hornble thing cameo
does late at night, an
all of you concerned ~
are no doubt painfu
pseudo·spor rs.
I It it fairly clear th
is a sport, and typmg i
'always, however, is d
tion rhat clear. Somec
· ESPN gets confused as
an actuaJ spore, as YO\
Now tennis ts
rnough. The players
spa and ydJ ar the: n·fs
much happens, but th
susptmse and guys
McEnroe make it fun .
definitely a real sport.
Golf? Golf could
boring thing m the
•sporrs" to watch. It
OMPlJ
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caloaw
ca'd.
• ag1ne w
akelong
Ill 1111'8
Ill 110'8
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In Temp
ATI
team. now 1-12 overall and 0-8 in the
The weather has also been a NCIC But, more importantly, the
Pieneers' number one doubles
team consisung of Stephanie
T onin and Tina Morales has a
good shot at finishing near the
top of the ladder. Tonin and
Morales have played fairly well Thas weekend, the men will
host the NCJC Tournament at
LC. The men will most likely Come watch some good
men's tennis today and tomor·
row at Pamplin and cheer on
your Pioneers. Good luck to both
teams this weekend Co, Pio'sl t------- -~
page 14 -ThE PIONEER LOG -F'RlDAY, APRIL 23, 1993 vERIN
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>blem
Just 1n
e assault
nd, stole
~ingle by
With the
,oofener
lOre runs
oduceda
che P1o-. e mnmg
a barrage
ing staff,
I the Pio-
a strong
r3wtth a
ed Also,
h1s sohd
• rormance
:orcd and
Nas the
LC held a
'\ning but
rs to the
rd the rest
:>se, 13-4
o par for
tS and 20
uring the
.nmg, the
itchers to
rers, scor­
~-Again,
'le Pioneer
rtth a run
o stolen
dasttong
for4with
base
lmongthe
w1th his
coupled
'D'AIIes1o
/Wttha3-
ltrikeouts,
1r the Pio's
at Pac-10
Portland
: 3 p.m ..
nd
hepackas
hand, the
way with
at effom
id, "Jon
alamhave
very very
ams, who
onsistent
s this sea·
ce of win·
fifth posi·
good sea·
mberfive
\ere at the
is gomg to
nenc,• scud
"'"'e good S -- ~("' . '" r'( J ~· .,,:)
A Humorous Loo at Boun aries Between Rea , "Pseu o" 5 orts
play, and the h1ghltghts of great
shots iln: entcrtainmg, but if 50-
year-olds are at lean as good and
usually bcHcr than 25-ycar-olds,
lt can't really be a sport, can it?
The only reason to say "yCR" is
that, when a scvcn·foot purt
means a million bucks and a lafe
timt: of glory, it takcs st~.:Jdtc r
nerves r han most orhcr sports
combm.:d to succeed Therefore,
golf IS a sport, but balances pre·
cariously on chat thin line. sport. There ha11 to be a ball, or
somc:thmg like a ball. A frisbee
counts, so does a Javelin. A comb
doc11 not. But further towards
thilt thin line are •spons"likec.u
racmg and hunting. Chris Stephens ---
1 was watchmg ESPN Sports
Center the other night and I
thought to mysdf what a great
c tme of year this IS, MaJor League
Baseball h.1s JUetr started, the
NBA '-;playoff race is enrering its
finAl wt:ck, tht; NHL's Stanley
Cup pl.1yoff .uc underway, and
the NFLtsgomgthrough 1t• usual
off-season blockbust~r trades I
had just entered mystxth st r.ught
hour of watchmg ESPN -the
All Sports Network -when a
horrible thing came on, as ofren
does late at night, and of whtch
all of you concerned sports fans
arc no doubt painfully aware:
pseudo-spa r rs.
lt it fairly cll'ar that baseball
is a sport, and typmg is not. Not
always, howevcr, ts the distinc­
tion that clear. Somct 1mes even
ESPN get~ confused as to what ,s
an actual spore, as you shall sec. Next, it's t4siesc to go w:1y
to the oth.:r side of that hne.
Clearly, comb1ng horses as not a
spore. A!; a young and Impres­
sionable sports intern at a news-
. paper a couple summers <Jgo 1n a
very "rural" area, I got calls ~·very
week from a lady ar t hc locai4-H
club who wanted to call in the
scores from her t cam's late.u com­
petition in showmg horses. On ·
of the catcgorits was tn ~Horse
Combing ." The tradiraonal"sporuman8
ts one who goec: out jnro the
wet'ds with has nflc and ICIIIs an
animal for sport. W1rh high·
powered scopes and higher-pow­
ered rifles, horns, etc. rhac sound
just like the animal. and even
scented spikes to enuce the ani·
mal doesn't make much sport of
rhe whole escapade, docs it?
I s.1y, you should go hum­
mg wtrh only a knife. If you can
chase down a deer and stab it
with a knife, at's yours. For thoSt!
sports enthusiasts who would
prefer not ro have to kill any­
chang m the name of sport, you
could sne.1k up on it and throw
tomatoes at it, or slap tr in rhc:
face with a piece of bologna
There's a rw./ challengc: jn some· thmg hke th<H •
Racingcar&asalson "pseudo­
sport• thnt gers way too much
publtcuy Let me sum up the
lnd1anapohs 500.
Sports Fan *Hey, there's
my carP' (ZOOMJ) "Well, I
rhink I 'II go for n hot dog " (R c·
peat 500 t tmcs)
Th1s JUSC 1sn't sport Auto
racmg's vcrsaon of suspense: as
when the da ffcrcnce between firsr
and sc.-cond place 1s only a frac­
tion of a second Thas sounds
suspenseful on paper, bur when
you cons1dcr they're going 200
m p.h., the second car could be a
several car-lengths bctund the
ftrst
So I'm gomg on record as
saymg auto racmg and outdoor­
type "sports" like hunung are
actually •pseudo-spous« and
should be claslafu:d as such
The whole pomt of rhasas to
be 1blc to rdenufy Ylhat ,,n ac­
tual spon ts Ukc: I saad, I WilS watchmg ESPN ate anto the
mghc when rhey began <unng
thas specud on rhe games of an­
cu:nc Tibet or Pakistan or somr.:­
chmg J don'r mean the anctent
Olympacs, but more ltke back·
gammon and c:heckf!rs h was a
very tnformfitiVe pac:c.e t hnt
chrontclcd the htstory of mtd­
lecrual games back to chetr roots
m anCicm cav1hzauons It also
belonged on A&E
Wh~ I watch the Total
Sports Network, I wane total
sports! I want to see two guys
beaung thcsnot outofeachorher
for the thnll of VICtory and the
agony of dcft!at, not a story on
how synchrontzcd swammsng
affected the fall of the Roman
E.mptr(! Sobewaryof such thangs
as the •total sports" network, or
the •sports page" OC the ncWSp3·
per And 1f you see anybody out
m the hills dn:sscd tn ce1mo fa·
ugu&;S waeldang lunch meat, you
let me know Now tennis IS respectable
enough The players sweat and
sp1t and yell at the rr·fs. Not very
much happens, but there IS often
Sllspcnse c1nd guys like John
McEnroe make u fun. Tennis is
. efinicely a real spon. Now1 come on, just bt-causc
you have: winners and losers
doesn't make somethmg a sport
1 asked my boss 1f thiS was mate·
rial to put tn the stat5 secrion of
the sports page. His ammonal
words sull nng clear even now: Trac an. '-A,. Fie Loo Tovvar--... Meets
Coif? Golf could lx the most
boring thing m the world of
'sports• to watch It's great to "That'snosport, 1 m~n, where's
the haJJ?• Ah yes! This could be
perhaps rhc clearest dcfi nita on of Tori Roche
Head Coach Davtd Fix is ex·
pcricncmgquite possibly the low-
Ap p lie""'-..& Tecfurio ogies International, Ir1c.
Distance Phone Service
Available through the est overall turnout he has ever
had while coachmg the men's
and women's track and fteld team
at Lewas & Clark College Re­
gardless of th1s deterrent, how-
ever, both squads are pro­
ducmg notable marks
Thesemarksaregwmgthc
team and Coach Fax somc­
thmg to gnn about
"We have a very small
team, but there have been
some md1V1dual bnght
spots r hat ovcrsh<.~dow Ot.:r
lack of depth. said Coach
f1X steppc.-d ahead wnh an 1mpn~
~IVt! throw of 175'2" m the JilV·
elm to gave ham a seVt:nrh place
rankmg an conference and a t."C­
ond placesltnngon LC'sall-ume
J1st All thas 1s wtth the nt~.t:
1avdm, where: the change m the
center of gravtty reswcts the
fhght of rhe suck, thus too rc
stru:ttng overall distances m
throws
These tndlVIduals, as well as
m:my 1mprovcd compctaors on
this year's tl.!am, mate the 1993
se.Json an excmng one to follow
As for d1srrict and nattonal com­
pcwaon, keep an eye on these
top performt:IS
·'-" 0 M PUT E R RES ALE P R 0 G R A M Leadmg the pack as JUn·
10r Jenrufcr Malerich, who
currently ranks second tn
conference m the: shot put
with a season-best throw
of 40'1 I.. M3lench also "These mdiVJduals have the
legmmate potenual to meet na­
nonal quahfyingstandards m the
last three meets we have lefl,"
stated Fax.
A TI is approximately 5% below AT&T on
Direct Dial Residential calls
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In Templeton Center next to the student mailboxes.
A 11 Communication s is not affiliated with Lewis & Clark College ranks second on LC's all--time list, only behind five-
time AII·Amencan Paige
Dougherty
Also m throws, sopho­
more lasa Blackcucr hurled
a mark of 122'4" tn the
discus m lase weekend's
meet, placmg her tn tht:
top fiw m conference:
Bl<~zing the tr<ul tn the
1,500 meter run as fresh­
man sc:nsauon Rhonda
Mazza, a stapletn the cross
country program last fall
and currently ranked SIXth
m conference With a sea-
son-best ume of 5·02 23
For the: men, scmor
Chrts Stephens has
tt rn I This weekend marks the end
of regular season compeuuon
wuh a meet at home on Satur­
day, Apnl24 at noon The field
wtll mcludc Portland State, Um­
versay of Portland, Seattle Pa­
Cific, Linfield, and LC
The Followmg weekend
wdcomt.~ the conference meet
m Tacoma, and d1sr nets \VIII con·
veneonApnl7-8at McMmnvtlle
Hopefully we Will sec some cur­
rent bests slashed and nt:w ones
set as our Paoneer track and neld
members look toward these up­
coming events, and qu1te possi­
bly a tnp to Vancouver, Smash
Columbta for nauonals Good
luck I
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DEPRESS YOLRSEl.F
The Portland \rt Museum Nonh­
wcst FilmCentcrwdconu:.sAcad­
emy .Award-wmnmg filmmaker
Bill Couturie to premiere Earth
and the Amen can Dream, chroni­
cling the destrucnon of the envi­
ronment from the very first cor­
rochng step Columbus took on
this soil to the present. At 8 p.m
In the Portland Art Museum's
Berg Swann Audttonum, 1219
SW Park Avenue. Call 221-1156
H:Y MAYBE YOU CAN 0: I savE 11'-+""E BEERS.
Bumstde Records would hkc to
announce the release of "Have
Mercy-Uve' by blues gunanst
Lloyd jones, .md promoted
heavily by the Sterra Nevade
Brewing Company Robert Cray
~nt ly stated,~ ou knowwho's
really good? Thts guy named
Uoyd jones out of Portland•.
Now you gotta go It's on the 23
and 24, BoJangles, 2229 SE
Hawthorne . They dJdn't give
any times, so hang around that
place the whole dayuntil some­
thing happens.
IT'S
NATIONAL
VICTIM 'S
WEEK.
A SPECIAL
08 ERVANCE IS BEING
HELD AT THE PION.,.-.;., .... ,
QUARE,SPO~SORED
BY THE PAREr.n·s OF
l\1URDERED
CHI I..:. ORE!':.
SHO\\' YOU CARE.
THIS SUNDAY, APRIL GIVE tvE SCXvE SUGAR,
BABY
Two hne bluegrass nrtists from
the Sugar Hill label, Tim O'Brien
and Barbara Lamb, play at Mus1c
Mille01um at sometime yet to be
announced If you get bored
watting for that Uoydjones thtng
to happen, check over 3150 East
Burn:;tde and see tf thts one's
started
ATUR AY
IF YOU HA VENT CO I I 8\1
IN)U()-t C8'DER
SYrv1POSINC YET
The Portl.md C.hapterofWomen
in Communications will host its
annual Career Day from 8:30a.m.
to 3 p.m. at Prov1dcnce Medical
Center, 4805 NEClisan, Portland.
Cost for the event (including a
breakfast and lunch) ts $10 for
students Headmg the luncheon
will be KPTV's Lars Larson.
All RIQ-IT, All R10ffi
\\IHO THE Hill IS .-£1
Today is Otto Sack dciy. There is
somethmg going on wherever you
sec grass growing on campus So
get involved because he was a
gardener. Pick up a hoe and beau­
tify our campus.
so 5rv'Ell tv£_
Sorry. we hear 3t the P1o Log just
had our Dead Milkmen singalong
layour night, so chis song is run·
ning through my head. Scene of
a Woman will play at the Coun­
cil Chambers at the regular rimes.
If the sun is out go ride a bike. 1
fyou're religious, go to church.
TO KIU A MCX;f<NC,BIRD_
YOU GET YOLR DAD'S
RIR.E AAO SHOOT IT
You don't think so? Oh well.
Chec:k out the Old Church at SW 11th and Clay for a dramattza
tion of Harper Lee's class1c novel
Ttckets can be purchased at A
Chtldren's Place, 1631 NE Broad­
way, or ar the Old Chun::h Cur­
tains go up at 2 p m
ON AY
COVE SEE N:>lAN AAT,
GET lllEE TOTEM POlE.
Northwest Nattve Amencan Art
Inaugural Docent Public Lecture
Senes at the Portland Art Mu­
seum at 9:30 a.m about ''Conti­
nutry and Change m Northwest
Nanve Amencan Art " Students
pay SlO
MADArvt\V ASS I E. MAH
f'&MIS PEPE lEPEW­
International Movte Ntght at 7
p.m. an the Rusty Na1l Torught
they are showing a French film,
La Clotre DeMon p• re (the press
release was messed up.
The Plattform prepares for to­
morrow mght's Pio Log mocha
mtlkshake order Thanks Whtt
and llka for making us treats We
love you We know you actually
hate us But we kiss your butts
anyway
IF YOU ()(N'T WANT TO
CO TO PL8 OCC lAYOUT
NIO-ffS
Well, here's your alternative .
Louise Erdrich, award-winning
authorof}acldight, LovtMtdtcmt
Tht But Queen, and Tracles wtll be
in the Chapel at 8 p.m. Admis­
sion is a mere $3 for LC students!
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probably gone by now, so hurry.
Really Get tickets at Fir Acres
Theatre Box Offtcc, weekdays 1-
5 p.m. But you'll have more fun
with Jenny, Alissa, and me over
here.
F C()N()3RT
The Pastes will be playmg hve at
Music Millenmum East Sidt! (32
and East Burnstde) at 5 p.m. Good
scuff here. Don't m1ss out.
NOT FAJ REEE£1·E, BUT_
Bag Daddy Meatstraw and
BookHouse BoyS play at the Lo­
tus, 932 SW 3rd Avt:nue, at 10
p.m. to 1 a m , $3 cover
1l-E OPERA HAS CO\£
Go see the OPE.RA whach ts The
Marriage ofFtgaro It tS an opera
by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
It is directed bySusan McBerry
and Tom Grass It starts tomght
and also shows May 1, May 2 at
7 30 p.m. It's in Evans Audtto­
num It is only S2 for lewis &
Clark studt:nts and it is a steal. It
stars many talented singers It is
more exctting that th1s blurb.
Secret Message· Katie's a Baaad
Ass but noc on Wednesday Thts
week the message has been moved
to Thursday Let's see if she can
find it; shhhhhhh ...
FANA TlC A3"v1A1..E ffiENZY
Al'O FlN ffiACAS It's Girl jam at LaLunall If tt's
estrogen you want, tt's estrogen
you get The Francis Farmer Gals,
Love Butt, Candy 500, Hillary
Marsh, Erouc Toys, LeJh Welch,
One With Heart, and Kate
Kinhilm will all be in one room1
so expect some serious fun. And
bring some clothes for the Spring
CleaningCiot hes Exchange . Girls
pay Sl, all guys pay $3, and guys
dressed up as girls pay $1.
ll-NEE ()1\E-ACT P\.A YS
FOR Qt\E DOUAR
Whatrabargaml ~he Halls of
Mental Science," a collaboratiVe
effort by Moss Kaplan and Ntck
Pepper, followc!d by j.M Barne's
"The 12 Pound Look,· dtrected
bySarah Holloway, plu~ Tennes­
see William's ''This Property is
Condemned,'' directed by Anne
Rouyer. At the Black Box, 8 p.m ..
Ryan's Pick o' the
Week
INCE WE'VE BEEN ON
SGENOER • I"Y"L:trTNGALL WEEK ...
GIRL JAM!!
EVERY FBv1A.LE'S FANT' ASY
AT LONG LASTll YOU CAN
SLAM DANCE WITHOUT
m..s-ID fv'OSH
FEELING LIKE
H'-BEl:N FON)l8)!
AT LALUNA. FOR ONE
BUCKAROO LF YOU
LOOK FEMALE ENOUGH
THE BOUNCERS. 8·30
Ll'\\ is and Clark College Ocparlm cnt of M ustc Pre,ents
An opera bv Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
:;USo\' \lt8EfUlY datt'Ctor TOM CllAff )Ill~• d1rc.
Apul 29, May 1, &May 2 Ill 7·30 p m
E\ anc; -\udllonum at Lewts and Clark College
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