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Volume 57, Number 15

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1993-02-02

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and LEWIS & CLARK COLLEGE --STUDENT-RUN NEWSPAPER -VOLUME 57, Number 15 FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 26~ 1993
• EWS
-Alcohol and Drug
Polley preview
-sister Soujah
cancels Lewis &
Clark lecture
EAT
-Earful of Wax
-Lee Frick &
Sylvain Fremeaux
Join forces for fund
raiser tonight
ORUM
-Coblne and the
Vending Machine
-letters galore
PORTS
--rForum regular
Yul takes a stab at
sports commentary
-Women's
Basketball
UBOCC The Students have Spoken ...
• .... -
•
t named ASLC President, Voter turnout "high,
by jASON KANESHIRO
OcfEter a.~alf-hour ballot-countmg delay, ASLC EJections concluded as the results were
announced this past Wednesday m the Plattform at 11:30 p.m. Voting took place that day at
locations around Templeton and Pamphn during registration .
Fawn Bernhardt was named ASLC president with 358 votes, or n 8%. Hally Warren received 106 votes or 21.5%
Bernhardt had left school early that afternoon and come back co
hear the results that evening with an underatandable case of elecuon
Jltters. 'I don't know why u ended
up being stressFul but It was,• satd
Bernhardt. •t was really worried that
if I wasn't re-elected Dubach wouldn't
go through.•
Rob Earhart was named VP for
Budget 8c Finance with 242 votes, or "I think our group will be more
coordinated and organized. '}krtl work
51.6%.
Thol Fielder was named Chief
justice with 257 votes or 60.6%. more as a team ...
Fielder, who had been waiting in the Plattform nearly an hour
until results were announced , was ecstatic "I'm gteo~t , &t's like 'ye.1h', •
i don't know why it
ended up being
Stre$ful,
but it was."
-Fawn Bernhardt· said Fielder. "I chink we've got a good crew coming in .
It looks like we're goang to get a lot done. •
The three elected Students-at-Luge are
Shahzeb Jillani, with 300 votes, or 57.8%, Michael
Dexterwith 249votes, or48.0o/oand Amy Smith with
234 votes, or 451%.
Jillani, who received the mosr votes was ex­
cited about the new A:SLC members. •It's wonderful; I'm
reaUy psyched about the group, • said j&llanL 'I dunk our
group will be more coordinated and organized . We'll work
more as a team; that's my goal."'
Two additional Studencs-at-Large will be appointed by
Bernhardt when she takes office spring term after approval by
ASLC.
Nicole Beck was named VP for 1 nformation & Program­
ming, with 359 votes, or 82.9%
•she knows the job well/ said incumbent VP for Information & Program­
ming Gary Tunm, who knows Beck as she worked under him this year. •she's =======
been energetic this whole time!
-Shelby Uritz was
named VP for Student Aca­
demic Affairs with 360
voles, or 88%.
The co tal number of
student votes was 519, or
31% of the eligible student
body.
Meg Coker, head of
the eJect&ons committee,
was "totally pleased with
the voter tum out. It was a
good raoe, • said Coker. ·~
toncally thts is a really high
percentage , especially com­
pared to other hberaJ arts schools."
•tt's just amazing actually. Even though
people thmk 30% is bad compared to other schools, it's great,• satd Student-at -Large Tony Ross.
This year's election was unusually stressful for the current ASLC because so many of the
members were seruors. All of thesewomes were over as candidates came forth to filJ the positions.
"lt was OK, as long as Fawn won.. I'm pleased,• commented
Ros~
Write-in voces provided afajr amount of amusement, nam·
mg such notables as )abba the Hut, LC1V personality Rodrigo
and Sebastian the Dog Sebastian the Dog also received a vote
last year
The constitutional amendment results were held off until a
Chief Justice was present to interpret the constitution . • "
-Shahztb jdlaru-
"Totally pleased with the voter
turnout. It was a good race." -M~g Coker and
Tony Ross--• ...
April M. lee
Did the snow keep you away
from campus on Friday and Sat­
urday? Or did you just stay an
your room, nestled up to acupof
hot chocolate? If you did, you
mis.<;ed the conclusion of the28ch
annual l..ev.'ls and Clark lntema·
tional Fair, •E Plunbus Unum•.
Overall, attendance at the
Fair was low this year. Usually
about 1,000 people show up.
-we had so much snow, it
really discouraged people from
off <am pus from commg. • said
Sayaka Nakantsht , Fa1r partici­
p.mt ... But the: people who came
were really havtng fun, learning
c.alligraph yr origami and watch­
ing the dancers .~
-v-'e've had a lot more suc­
cessful Fair's in the past. We lost
about 60 percent of the people
who usually come from the Port­
land community,., Shahzeb
Jillani also stated . .rwe lost a lot
of people because of the snow,
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STAFF
edit« in cllitf
JASON KANESHIRO
~uction manager
CORINNA ANN BUCHHOlZ
bus~ manager
KENR MINACA WA
news ed.t!DB
APRIL M. I J:E
OJ.ANNA FRICK
fcanR ed.i tor
GREG CARLSON
forum edila
A.USSA EDWARDS
spon.sedilor
STEVE ZWERlN
publick OCX:lUiaJCeS edi1a/
cartOOnist
RYAN LEE
MOO>atitor
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NEWSPAPER • • •
oo_ esUVlUes
but the people •
who came en
JOyed (at) • "n. · ,_,., ha•'•'u"~" • Old'•
200ot..,~tan: '' "SJQnzt•d.ua Due to the
snow, theirwere
fewer perfor­
mances and
events at the ln­
temattonal Fair,
but the snow
dadn't stop the
Fa1r altogether ~
The week~
concludedwttha c5
dance on Friday c
night In the ill
Rusty Nad, and
an International
Food Bazaar and
lnterna tional
Show on Satur­
day.
The dance
included mostly
American music
and the best
dance music
from around the
world.
Various
food booths fea·
curing interna­
tional foods
tempted
tastebuds at the
Food Bazaar.
•The food
was really good.
Much bertcr
than the Bone.
The Japanese
food was the
best, • said Jen­
nifer Taylor,
who attended
the Fair.
•The food
was cheapert his
year, so people
ate a lot, and vir­
tually all the T­
shirts ~old out,"
stated Jallan1 Aha~ ... tf~fl····· gr I ICed WUh tmllaa.
Followang
the Food Bazaar, the lntema­
t&onaJ Show featured marttaJ arts,
Palostaru dancing and a fashion
show
•Jt was really good to see
people from the Portland com­
muruty: sa1dTaylor •UttleJods
wue running around and watch­
ing the Korean drum show Ev­
erybody had fun "
Intemauonal Fcur events
were also held throughout the
previous week. International
mOYles were shown at both the Rusty Nail and m the Counc1l
Chambers . The week ~lso m
eluded a coffee and dessert night
as weJJ as an Arab Dance Night,
featuring be.Uy dancers
The music department also
sponsored a World Musac Con­
cert that featured Venerable
Showers of Beauty Cam elan and
visiting artists Supardi and Sri
Endah Wabyuningsah, Obo
Addy, Nirmal Batekal and the LC
Amadinda Ensemble .
The annual lntemauonal Fan is hosted by LC's more than
200 international students. De­
spite the reduction an atten­
dance, they were able to cover
thecostofthelntemationaiFair .
• Although it wasn't our
most successful Fair, the people
who organized it put a lot of
time mto 1t They should reaUy
be. apprecated The snow was
JUst a last minute disaster,• saad
Jillani rrhe International Stu­
dent Office also helped a lot thiS
year • Onegoalofthe lntemanoni
Fains to encourage cross-cultunl
interaction between Ameriw
students and the lnre.mational
studer\ts.
-Tile American students par·
ricipated Jess thts year Our goM
lS to get Amencan students ill'
volved. It helps with mtegrt
taon. This year most of the ptz·
formances were done the
temational students
the Fair was a success bec.ause
all the work put mto it .,
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Political Science and wlth .
page 2 -THE PIONEER LOG -FRIDAY, FEBUARY 26, 1993 OSPIRG EFFO
Remembe r las:
cards for our Pesta
bearing fruit m the
Senate Bill 195, 0~
before the Oregon ~
Resources
To refresh you
the problems of th1
1 G1ves Oregot
tn their communirj
2 Holds pestle
Latcinatton that th
3 Promotes rec:
into safer alrema[l'
In order to sho'
over Oregon will b.
Salem The heaann
hte hearing the Orr
wall speak co u
stategovernment I
educ.atlon for anyor
level
If you are in ten
or Yut tn the OSPJ
Mondays at 4 p m
STUDYING S
SOFA brings ~
national comedian
Monday, March:
You may reme
last spnng. You mi
fmprov, HBO, Comrt
Your Advtnturt. or ell
Amy Nash has
stud1ed theater hen
performmg on M n
and a variety of clu
You know chat
10 00 anyhow, so ~
free carbonated sug
pnzel
This as all bra­
people See ya Mot
CUNTON
And the first thmg I
Ill Campus Safety
sentence as mtended
intended to make i
Campus Safety Re~
cion etc , and thts i
rouncd update. H«
hour meetmg
The Cumculum
classes you will be ta
will obvtously have
also dtscussing dufeJ
ments in different n
If you have ques
At-l.arge-1-don't-yel
sentattves- and-anyv
dent ·Academtc-Affa
We had a single
deserve to be represt
ASLC budgetinE
week.
Admirustrator-t'
pa1gn and other) re
could find them) 1l
and so she talked to h
kmda bites 1n my o~
Saster Soultah's
and they balled on u
The Dubach St
mum estimate of
order to demonstrat
large Tony Ross pr
•pproved cornm1tttl
~ehool would pick
That's all This
to say goodbye to
your behalf for the I
hard I haven't,
change some people
ll!tn ouroffice.sunt ·hl
uesdays at 6·15 at
important things
!he people who can
rtadmg. you are our •
~nes
~ Intemanoni
~ cross-cultunl
reen
~ lnternauonl
mstudentspar ·
year Ourp
m students ~&
1 with u .....
flOSt of the pet"
~one by the~
:nts. Howevu,
•cess because
into it.•
D.C.!
purse If
~ ln boW
rn fall
rom eve11
tlclpated
n a career
e by the OSPIRG EFFORT R£ACHES STATE LECISLA TURE
Remember last term when we asked everyone to sign post
cards for our Pesticides Action Campa1gn? Well, our labon arc
!)taring fruit m the State legislature On Wednesday, March 3,
St:nate Bill 195, OSPIRC's Pestlc1de Proposal, 1s up for a hearing
before the Oregon Senate Comrn1W:c on Agncultural and Natural
Resources
To refresh your memory, SB 195 provid~ three solutions to
chc problems of those pe~ky pesttcides
t.G1ves Oregonians a nght to know what: pesticides are used
in their communines,
2. Holds pesticide users accountable for clean up of the con
tarrunatlon that the chemicals cause,
j, Promotes reducaed use of pesticides through more research
into safer altemat:tves
In order to show support for these solunons, students from all
over Oregon Wlll be at t:endtng the Senate hearing on March 3 in
Salem The heaaring •s JUSt one element of thlS Lobby Day. After
hte hearing the Oregon Secretary of State and other impress1ve
VJPs Wlll speak co us about how to make yourvo1ce heard an your
state government . Lobby Day 1993 is sure to be a bucket of fun and
education for anyone mcerested in pohttcs and government on any
level
I( you are mterested in JOtningour trip to Salem, contact Mike
Yu1 1n the OSPJRC office (X7128) or come to our meettngs
Mondays at 4 p m 10 the Odell basement
STUDYING SUCKS! CLUB STAMM DOESN' Tt
SOFA brings you the next round of laughs Wlth returning
nauonal comedian Jordan Brady and L&C alum Amy Nash,
Monday, March 1 at 8:00pm..
You may remember Jordan &om has appearance on campus
last spnng. You might also have seen h1m on M1V, Evuung at the
/mprov, HBO, Comte Str~p uvt, the Saturday morrung show Name
Your Adventure or any number of other shows
Amy Nash has been in comedy sance she was fourteen She
studted theater here at t&C, and graduated last year As well as
perforrmng on MlV, she has been seen on Manhattan cable access
and a variety of clubs throughout the Northwest
You know chat you would procrascanate at least from 8 00 to
10·00 anyhow, so why don't you come laugh, eat free food, dnnk
free carbonated sugar water, and maybe even win a neat o door
pn,el
Tlus IS all brought to you by those cool and crazy SOFA
people. See ya Monday mght (that's the lst)l
CUNTON ELECI ED PRESIDENT OF ASLC
And the first thang he's gomg to do IS hft the ban on homosexuals
m Campus Safety {note to concerned citizens· the precedmg
sentence 1s intended as nothmg more than weak humor and 1s not
intended to make any sort of comment about homosexuals or
Campus Safety Really ) Anyway, h1, this IS Ivan of Commumca
tion etc , and thts is the rush-job ediuon of the ASLC student
council update Here's what happened at our actton-packed two­
hour meetmg
The Cumculum Committee is domg their thmg to rethink the
dasses you will be taking m a semester system. Core requl!ements
wtll obVlously have to be different, as Wtll some courses They're
also discussing differences between the major and honors requtre­
ments m different maJors.
If you have quest1ons as to what they1re up to, talk to Student­
At· Large-1-don't-yet -know-if-we-can-call-them-Student -Repre-
stntanves-and-anywa y-soon-she'U-be-V 1ce-Pres1dent -of the-Stu­
dent -.Acaderruc-AffaLtS-Board Shelby Untz.
We had a single digit showing at the candidate forum Do we
deserve to be represented? You must deade.
ASLC budgeting for next year Will be partially discussed next
week.
Admirustrator-type Wayne Pederson had vanous posters (cam­
patgn and other) removed and presumably destroyed (no one
could fmd them) Tlus made President Fawn Bernhardt unhappy,
and so she talked to turnabout it Thingsarebetternow, but it stiU
kinda bites m my opmaon
S1ster Souljah's management are apparently no friends of LC,
and they bailed on us
The Dubach Student Lounge Proposal has been gJVen a maxi­
mum estimate of $42,422, though it should go much lower. In
order ro demonstrate that we are senous about th1s, Student-At
Large Tony Ross propostd we comrrut some amount, and we
liDr1rn'"'"r1 commltttng 20% of the total cost up to $10,000. The
$Chool would pick up the rest
1 hat's all ThlS council1s draWing to a close, so if you want
to say goodbye to the people who have been makmg dectstons on
your behalf for the last year you'd better get to It They've worked
hard I haven't, though Anyway Just 'cause we're about to
thange some people doesn't mean that you shouldn1t ~me ta_lk to
U!ln our offices with your concerns and come to councd meeungs,
Tuesdays at 615 at floaung rooms m Templeton There are a lot
of unportant things soon happe •. ng at th1s school and these are
lhe people who can shape the way they happen Thank you for
irtadtng, you are our fnend Sister Souljah eels on Short Notice
Refunds avatlable at Student Acttvmes Office
Boreas van Nouhuys
Saster SouiJah canceled her
Monday, February 22nd, everung
appe.trance tn the chapel
SouJjah's booking agency,
The American Program Bureau
called on Monday morning to
teU the Student Activttaes Office
rhat ~he would not m.lke the
lecture that night because of
weather related airline problems
SouiJah canceled her entire
west coast tour which included a
Sunday stop at Oregon State
Umversaty and a Tuesday lec­
ture at the Uruvers1ty of Wash­
ington. There w1ll be no resched·
uling of her Lew1s & Clark ap­
pearance
The cancellation came on
very short notice, and white the
agency sa1d the weather was to
blame, there were no flight can·
cellauons or alrport closures this
weekend.
Head of the Student Act1vi
nes office, Ruth Turner, wasd1s appointed bur optimistic that rhe
cancellation came at such a late
• ume.
/##We have a very
strong interest
• tn our commu-
nity that we
didn't antici­
pate.''
-Ruth Turner
'We're doing things outside
of this. We have a very strong
Interest in our community that
we didn't anticipate, • said
Turner. 'We had 200+ tickets
sold ...
Soujah's lecture was one of
the events planned rhis month
for Black History Month. •t feel
that there has been a toe of inter­
est. The month isn't done yet," commentted Turner. 'The tn·
terest IS there. The .students d1d
a good job m putttng It together.•
Velynn Frazier coordinated Black
H11tory Month
T umer was plc:akd by how
much mcere1t the Lewis & Clark
communny showed an buytng
ttckets. LC sold out of cickers
days ~fore the scheduled lec­
ture, while co-sponsor Portland
State University drd nor
Ethnic student services and
the Student .AcuVlties Off1ce
would like to admowledge the
hard work of cht rwo student
coordmators behind the Sou1ah
event, Nicole McElroy and Holly
Colbert
Refunds will be available
beginning next week March f~rst
through f1frh at rhe Student
Actlvtties Office dunng regular
working hours wh1ch are van·
able. T1cket holders who want a
refund should call beforehand
{nt 7125) and bnng thel! ucket
LO.
Use Common Sense to Avoid ,.,. ~ess
Corinna Buchholz
An mcreased number of stu­
dents have been getttng sick on
the Lewis & Clark campus.
No, we don't mean upchucks
as a result of Bon Apetit calico
bake. Ten people have been diag­
nosed with Mononucleosis and
five cases of chicken pox have
been reported since September
•This is probably a little
h1gher than I've seen here in the
past," said Ann Whiting, direc
tor of the Student Health Cen­
ter. •It's been a h1gh year, even
for flu. l he weather'lt been ex-
tremely cold, people stay inside
more, 1t's more condusive to
spread mg.'"
"1 don't want students to be
scared, • said Wh1t1ng. •t've never
seen the roommate of someone
with Mono come down with
Mono Mono 1s not as conta
gious as many think. •
Whtting also wants to reas­
sure people who are already sick
•Jn all of my years at Lewis &
Clark, I\~ never seen anyone
who had Mono or chackenpox
not go onto complete recovery, •
said Whiting
Wluting says people should
just use common sense to avo1d
Ulness •cetgood rest, eat a good
diet, don't smoke or use exces­
sive alcohol, wash your bands
often and d.Jspose of tissues prop-
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t •
• fEA:I'l IRES -. .. • • • • --· vanes at USlC
t.evvis and Clari\ students and professors prepare fcr a grand student concerto
Lisa n ophia
When Mustc Dept. Cbatr Gil
Seelywasao;kedwhat bethought
of Friday's concert Fe.ltunng lee
Fnc~ and Sytvam Fremt".lUX , he
gtddily rephed· • A rare opportu·
mry for .students and faculty to
dtsco,re.r that 1n their mtdsL they
have one of the best performa'.s
of Unt's colossal p1ano works,
l..E.E FRICK Fnck is well known
for hts daz.z.hng interpretation of
Uszt • written. This
work was Arst
pt•rfonned by
Uszt and the
Pans Sym­
phony and
was con-
ducted by
Hector
Berlio'- h &s
nicknamed
the Tnanglc
Concerto as &l
has a VIrtUOSIC
triangle modf
It has been many years since
i.tv.'ls and Clark college has had
an orchestra of such caliber to be
able to perform such big works
us r he Ltszt Concerto no. 1,
Haydn Symphony no.99 and the
Moz.ut Ovenure to the Magtc
flute. Thtsevcnt has: come about
thanks to the combined efforts
of faculty, students and Port land
commumty members. LAa Frk* warms up hls flnget"S fo4" tonight's concert Sylvain
Fremaux has
been at le\.vis
and Clark for
twoye.us His
ore hes tra is
composed of students, prof~
sional musicians, faculty and vol
unteers This has been a formula
with which Fremaux has worked
with in his many orchestras in
rhc Oregon Region. This year is
the first year that the Lc:wis and SoloiSt Lee fnck has been on
the faculty of l..c'Y.>ts and Clark
for SIX years Mr: Frick first ~r-
Adolfo Garza
FALLING DOWN
Not since Do fh, Righ1 Thing
has a maJor HoiJywood srudio
released a movte so fuiJ of birter­
ne.ss and anger as Warner Bros'
Fallrng Down1 a harrowing tale of
a la1d-off working-class
everyman (Mtchael Douglas)
Wlth violent tendencies who suc­
cumbs to the pressures of urban
bfe and goes off the deep end
• • formt·d the Usu Concerto wuh
the Peabody Conservatory Sym ~
phony m 1978 while he was a
graduate student. He has per­
formed th&s concerto several
timesm Europe, Has most recent
performance cxcurred this past
Raben Duvall plays
Prendergast, a cop behind a desk
in hts last day on the JOb.
Prendergast becomes very inter
ested m the strange case of Dou
glas' character, known only as
D-FENS {hts personalized license
plate) As he tnes co make his
way home, D-FENS becomes a
walking rime bomb
Falltng Dov:n starts our as a
pitch-black comedy about a guy
uymg to stand up for his nghts,
but becomes mcrea.;mgly senous,
/ ,
~tu= ents
Tanya Bushnell
This past wee~ Wax,aband
origtnally from Chicago now
basoo m LA. came to Penland as
pan of their national tour They
played to packed houses at both
the Platt form on Monday and 1...a
Luna on Tuesdy W4X' spund
IS uruque and difficult to describe
Although thor mustc could be
descnbed u punk rockthc..mem­
bers of Wax don't fit the punJ
image; they look clean-<ut but
theyreallyftOcrazyon-stage joe
1R
~ ':\)• u
{'t
I A
T
0
D E
DREAM Sibbs, Wax's lead smger, has
amazmg amounts of energy and
sure-footedness; jumpmg from
table to table, into the mosh pat,
and off the drum set. Included in
has sheMntgans, Sibbs sings lit­
erally nght mto people's faces.
An example of thts occurrt.'CI at
the La Luna show when he got
too close for comfon m an LC
student's face, stopped the song
andaskedher "Dolscareyou?• ..
who could be scared by such a
fnendly group of gentlemen?
Joe's charisma makes him a per· summer in Versailles, France,
with the Pans Symphony .
The liszt Concerto no. 1 ts a
landmark ptece as far as the in·
strumentarion and the themattc
transformations. Indeed one of
the most gymnastic p1eces ever
~en ... an~
analyzing many ot the social ills
of m~.;dem soc1ety
Btt:ause of ItS subject mat­
ter, it is bound to be controver­
sial and will be d1scussed almost
as v1gorousJy Js, say, Thtlmu tfl
Lou1~ or }FK.
The film may be ""on~y
accused of glorifying violence,
and of being unsympathetic to
minorities and homosexuals
(both Douglas and a white su·
premacist played by Fredenc
Forrest spit out mean attacks at
teet front man but this is not to
say that the ochers aren't JUSt as
talented. Loomis, a fraglle look­
ing man bashed the hell outta his
drum set; Dave, unlike many bass
players J've seen, danced around
and probably would have been in
the pit if ll wasn't for that damn
chord; and guitar by SodLJ, the
Coca Cola man, round out the
quanet. Everyone except Joe,
who's a Cahfomia native, k:nt.>w
c<sch other as children 1n Ctu­
cago. Havmgbeen together since:
the schoolyard explaans thdr . them) The ptcture ts innocent
on both counts
However, lee's not forget
that, commg from Hollywood 's
mamstream, Fall1ng Down tak~
a tremendous risk 10 makmg us
face some unpleasant truths It
takes a whtle to get there but
when it reaches the end. there ts
a true sen~e of catharsis.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN
CHINA
•
understanding of each other and
thus their cohes1ve uve sound
Joe, oh, he could ftc in anywhere
Wax are what mustc should
be all about no bullshit, JUSt pure
fun They love to play-playing
free sho~ at lcxal skate parks
and an occasional T ace Bell has
helped to spr~d the word ar a
grass roots levtl, nationwid~ .
Having toured three times in
their short spanofbandhood (one
year) and recorded the&r first al­
bum ~'hat Elst C:2n \f'e Do (m
two weeks) on Caroline R~cords,
• •flL&
tr.~~R\E..VA6t., Y
I.O;T"??
• 0 • a
Clark Orche.nra nil$ had tht op.
port unity to work Wll h t ht; Pon
land commumty h 1s m<unty
due to Gil ~eclcy's and John
Callahan's (Dean of Humanttlt.ll }
support t h.lt t has performance is
made possible
Ttus IS a new era for the
Music Department ;}ndaclizruu~
of excellence IS expcctt.'CI Th11
concert ts a catalyst for srudenr
oppornmtties m the music fidd
Long term goals include, an o:.
chestra containmg mostly stu·
denrs, student concerto pe.rfor
mances and generally provtde a
trammg ground for young must
c&ans
Lee Frick will be performing
on the new concert grand
Steinway piano. The new piano
will be a monument for rhe
school for the next quarter cen·
tury.
The concert is at 8 p.m., Fn·
day, February 26, in Evans Audr
torium Tickets are S2 for stu·
dents and S7 for adults.
Showmg for four days only
at Cmema 21 ts the •undeniably
spectacular• acr:ion yarn Otu
Upon a Ttntt In C/,na
The subtttles are a hrtle bani
to readt the plot is pure non­
sense, but the actton sequenCl3
are guaranteed to leave yo~.
breat hles.s.
Once Upon a umc m Owu
plays Friday 26th through MOir
day 29th. Regular admisstcm
prices apply.
Wax have been keeping prtttV
busy The band plam; to ha\-t
theu second album on Caroh.rl
out by early sumrnerrime and I
don't think they've even started
tt yet. In the meantime, Waxm
off on the great WJde rOJds
America, stopptng t:vcry nO\\'
and·thcn to make youth tNt!j'
where laugh, dance •~nd sweat
Swmg by KLC to IJStcn
theu CD and listen to
radtoshow9·ll pm Mond.1y
1 to wm Wax parilphndia.
l~t t:-1~\ f.VA'U'
lQ;f;. 1'\i I $
•jiASf K l PVtNii
c~tLL out ONE OF A K
Conduc
MUSIC professor
Kristma Peb'
Sylvain F.rema
title is Visiting Lccu
betninvolve dwith L
for ntdrly three yc
L&C's Chamber Or(
duaor and teache
musac and Frenc
Through his involv
UrC as well as out$
ment, Fremaux's d1
teaching shows.
Fremaux was bo
111 Pans, and ts the s
ductor After grad1
law school there, he
United States ro sw
smon at University
Califom1a Fremau
Mn though he stu1
was always Involve
1od I never really lef
After eammg a
Music in Compos
USC, Fremaux •tool
md audtttoned co
Allyson Qu
I'm not exactly i
talled rrbeCreen On
It's because the fro1
green or because mel • onions wnh the pn4
What 1 do kno~
Green Omon prepat
~uthenttc Perstan/lr7!
made wuh fresh J
lCTVed in a casuaJ a
atmo-.phere.
" • rust·
Tamara Wa
Lechner and u
the Black Box. Whar
Steven Dietz's
performed Feb.· 25,
p.m. m Fir Acres Bla
rtcrcd by LC senic
l.tchner with a cast
dents, Trust is the
young adults sedrch
btlity in their lives.
mtncatewebof tang
ships with one idea
together· the 1dea o
trust According to
We look closely at t h
characters see t
•nd illustons chat tb
face -we: Wlll dlstov
Sve;, are a pamful r
OUr own and that the
•he play hits dose ro . had the op­
nth the Pon
ll is mamly
s and John
Humanma ,
rforrnancc1s
N era for the
and a climAte:
pected. Thts
t for student
~ music. fidd
elude, an or.
mosdy stu.
ceno pcrfor.
lly proVIde a
young must·
e performing
\Ccrr grand
1e new ptano
lent for rhe
quarter cen·
at 8 p.m., Fri.
1 EvansAudt­
'e S2 for stu·
lults
four dayo;, onh
~e •undemab~
on yarn Cht;~
un,a
are a lmle hazd
, IS pure. non·
tton sequenCL:
to leave yo~
time '" Chrf.J
through Mo~.
1lar admissicm
keeping p~try
plans ro ba>'t
tm on CaroliLf
tmerdme and I
:ve even started
nume, Waxarc
Wlde roads
lg every
.e youth I"Vt:lro•
lee and sw~t
LC to listen
ten to T.mva
~Monday
aphndia
•j\AS{' ~lPVt/'4u
("~ILL OUT ---------------------------------------------ONE OF A KIND
Conductor our Fremaux Profiled
Music professor rrom Fr;tnce to perform this Fnday
Kristma Pebworth
5ylvain Fremaux's official
utle is Visiting lecturer, but he's
betn involved with lewis & Clark
ior nearly three years He is
L&C'sChamberOrchestra Con·
ducror and teaches classes in
music and French as well.
Through his involvement with
L&C as well as outside involve­
ment, Fr!maux's ded1cauon co
te.lching shows.
Fremaux was born and raised
1.11 Paris, and as the son of a con
ductor After graduaung from
law sc.hool there, he came to the
United 5tates to study Compo­
sttion .n University of Southern
Californta Fremaux scud that
even though he studted law, •J
was always Involved m mus1c
wd I never reaiJy left tr.•
After earning a Bachelor of
Music in Composition from
USC, Fremaux •rook a big risk•
md auditioned to study Con-ducting at Yale School of Mus1c.
He e.ame!d a Master of Mustc in
Conducting from Yale.
He then returned to France
and worked as Associate Con·
ductorof tbeStrasbourg Philhar­
monic Orchestra until recetVlng
an inVltation to gue t conduct
the West Coast Chamber Or­
chestra. While he was in Or­
egon, he was hired to conduct a
youth symphony in Ashland
Fremaux dectded to stay in
the area because he "mtsscd
young people • '"Wtth my in·
volvement tn a professional or
gaoazat1on there wa!i no ume for
teachmg," he explamed .
He sttU holds the Ashland
conductmg posmon and spends
hts weekends there conducting a
groupofs1xrh andseventh·grad ­
ers as weiJ as a high school group
from the surrounding Mea.
Fremaux originally joined
the L&C faculty as a French pro­
fessor. He had previous experi·
• encc as a French te.schtng ass•s·
rant and an official translator.
"ln the '}urs l spent as a student,
I :.lwJys taught French as well,"
he said.
In addiuon to conducting the
orc.hesrra, Fremaux is currently
ceachmg a conducung class for
music majors. In the spring he
will be teaching a class on French
music and culture. 6\Ne will be
placing French mu$ic in thr. con·
tt.""Xt of ItS native country and
loo~ing at why lt sounds differ­
ent in rhat concext/ Fremaux
Sflid The class wiU also be com­
paring music to other art fonns
While he is not busy teach­
ing, Fremaux likes to spend his
free rime m the outdoors. He
likes the setting of L&C, because
"ic's perfect to combine a Um·
versity enVlronment with the
outdoor countryside. • -This is
rare in Europe because there the
Univusities are old and located
m bi~ cities/ he explained
• • When Sytvara Fremaux oonducts . students llsteo
Frem.aux is lookmg forward
co rhe concert he will be con·
duccing tonight, whach is a ben·
efit concert for the: L&C Cham·
ber Orchestra. AJexander Lee
Fnck will be playing the piano. The concert Will be <lt 8 p m in
Evans auditonum Tickets are
S7 general, ~ semors and stu·
dents, and S2 for the L&C com­
mumry. Call 768.7461 for tnfor·
marion and/or reservanons
e _mons an- son-I
Allyson QuibeJI
I'm not exactly sure why 1t's
ca.lled --rbeGreen Oruon. • Maybe
tt's because the front doors are
green orbecausetheyservegreen
onion~ With the p1ta bread«i-
What J do know ts that the
Green Onton prepares excellent
authentic Perstan/lranian cuisme
made wuh fresh ingredients
served m a casual and fnendly
umosphere.
,,
rust"
Tamara Wallace
Lechner and l..Jebennan in
the Bl<1ck Box What's going on?
Steven Dietz'~ Trust will be
performed Feb.· 25. 26, 27 at 8
p.m m Fir Acrt!S Black Box Di­
rected by LC senior Heather
l.echner with a ca:ot of LC stu­
dents, Trust i5 the story of stx
young adults searching for sra·
btliryin thcirlives . The plotisan
Intricate web of tangled relation·
lhips with one idea rying them
together the tdea of misplaced
trust Accordtng to Lt:chm:r, if
we look closely at the world che
thar.Jccer\ see the charades
~nd illustons that tbe characters
face we wtll dt!>c.over that rhetr
5ve.!i are a painful rtflectton of
OUr own and that the mc<>sagc: of
•he play htts close to home. -The menu ts dtvaded up into ·
the followmg secttons Entrees,
House Specials, Vegetarian
DIShes and Soups and Salads
There are enough cho1ces to sat
1sfy JUSt about everyone.
The Entrees consist mainly,
if not enurely, ofvanous types of
l<abobssrarong at $7 95 Choaces
a.ndude chicken, lamb, beef, veg­
etable, and combmations of one
or more of them. They are all
served With nee and gnlled to­
matoes
Selections from both the
Entrees and che Hou.c;e Specials
•
.L.
The ft.rSt full-length student
dtrected ptece in stx years, Trust
ts the coJJaborativc effort of LC
students Heather lechRC'f. and
Andrew Lieberman, with
Lechncrdirectingand Ueberrnan
designing <>ets and lights. Ac·
cording to Lechner, one of the
goals of the production was to
use the Black Box tn a new way;
to cr~te a bigger, more elaborate
producnon within the limned
sp.1ce of the Black Box.
Feacur~d in th1s productton
are LC students N1colc: Heanzd
3S Becca, Knsten Espeland. as
C.rerchen, T 1 Bhtz as Cody,
Dana Hardy as Leeth, Christo­
pher Mc!tKcmz.ie a:> Roy and liz.
Dean as Holly Ad m1ssion is free,
so make sure to get co Fir Acres come Wtth a choice of the Pus ian
soup; a mixture of barley, oars,
beans, chopped vegetables and
spectal seasorungs, yogurt and
cucumber salad with mtnc, or
Persian salad, cucumbers, toma­
toes and onions served in a mix·
ture of olive oil, mint and lemon
juice Slices of pica bread served
alongsade freshly chopped p1cces
of green onion and cilantro also
are included.
We ordered from the House
Specials Section. My friend or·
de.red the Green Herb and Beef
Stew for $7 95. The stew is a • mixture of chopped greens,
ilantro, mmt Jnd parsley cooked
Wlth kidney beans and chunks of
beef and is served along side a
heaping plate of saffron rice. I
had the Lemon Ch1cken for sa. 95.
Marinated boneless and skinless
chicken breast grilled and served
with barberry nee and grilled to­
matoes. I can say without hesi·
tation that It was delicious. The
spices in the marinade and in the
rice were excellent and every­
thing tasted wonderful
There is also wide assort·
ment of drinks including Persian
Oanll foW"dy, Uz 01 an Mld Krtatw. Eaper1a.nd an a bondng •• 1akn
-tea and iced te.1, a qumce and
lemon drmk and Ooogh, a Ui'tdt·
ttonat yogun dnnk. The qumce
and lemon dnnk was quire good
We didn't have a chance or the
budget to uy all r:he othe~
To end our meal, we
couldn't help buc try the Perstan
tee crum I dadn't parucularly
care the taste of rose water m u,
bur u was worth a try .
.For a new and delicious dan·
ing experience, try the Green
Onion I can't watt co go back
myself.
_reat!
pageS· 'lliEPlONEERLOG ·FRIDAY.J!EBR UARY26.1993 '
.. 7 " 1 1 " 12!171 . 1 1 7 ; 11"' 7 I " ;;; 7 I I 7 T 51 T :: r " i
Muslim Sn1dents Fasl from Dawn to
Dusk tor Ramadan
Shahzeb Jillani
Sr ardng February 2Znd,
Muslimstudentson am pus have
started f"stmg during day-tmu~
for monrh. This month IS the
nmth lunar month of Ramadan' .
The name of the month cornes
f • ' rom a root m~amng summer s
heat"'.
During R unadanJ Mushm~
around tht world fast every day
from da\\"Tl unrilsunset. During
the fast, they are forbidden to
eat, drink, smoke, and have any
sexual contact.
Fasting during Ramadan is a
dc:mandmg spiritual disctpline .
It screngtht>ns one's abilities to
control hts/her human desires
Consider this, you are hungry
and you have access to food but
• • you are not gomg to eat tr; you
are thU"Sty and you see water
fountains around campus but
you are not gomg to dnnk any
water; you have orherdestres bur
you are not gotng to fulfill them
The reason for not actmg
accon:hng to your desires is that
it makes you appriciate what you
have, and be considerate towards
the needs of your fellow human
beings, especially the homeless
and hungry. Thus, by fasting dunng Ramadan, one'~ religious
awe is renewed, i\nd one's regard
for others 15 made keener.
The importance of the
month of Ram.adan is enhanc.ed
by the hct rhat it was dunng thts
month when Our-an, the sacred
book of Mushms, first descended .
Many other sigmficant events tn
the lslam1c: history took place
during this month. Such as, Ali.
prophet Muhammad's son·in -
law, was born and died during
this month, the fateful Battle of
Badr took place during this
month, and Mecca was taken
back by the Mushms during this
month as weU.
Constdering the tmportance
of this occasion, the anternattonal
students office has made spectal
arrangement~ for the Muslim
students on campus. The Mus­
lim student~ have been gtven the
opuon of gemng off the meal
plan and cook thetr own food
dunng the month of Ramadan
After 28 to 29 days of
Ramadan , the fasung ends on
the fU'St day of the next Islamic
month, called 'Shawwal', with a
great feast called 'Eid al·fitr'.
Muslims greet each other on that
day by saying 'Eld Mubarak' . I
Aw•O.wmlng arthor Anne Oawtd read fran her first
newel Yorlc Faury, Wed. Feb. 241n the LAwla & Clartt
Thet; sdlng wra pert of the Bookaton'a Open Bookcall aartae.
Oawtd, nalaiM11 profeiiiOf' of Engllsh at LC, won
ee COi1d prtz.ln the Alt Lark en Fldlon 93 contalt with her 8hon
atory n.. Ss ftfltrl& Jt 'The oontut n c1lwd more than 1,400
Wtblll.
Dawtd aile> won a100ild prim In the 1992 Wlltamtt•
W11k anon ftdJon c:oeTlfletJdon tor her atory, WhM'• KtMplng
Hannah; aeCOi'ld prtz.ln the 1992 PorUand Poaby F..uval Poehy
eo. ~a at tor n.. Art ot Blllcldng QJt; end cpa claJ 1n11 tUon In the
Pushawt XVI: B eel of the Smal Pt a 11 .uhology tor her 8toty
Moumklg Dow.
Drug and Alcohol Infonnation to be Distributed to Entire pus
Pamphlet compiles with law requinng campuses to educate students and employees
•
Dianna Frick
-tn a 1989 opmion poU, 45
percent ofcoUeg~ presidents cited
substance abuse a.s the campus
lifei.uueofgre.arest concern-more
than campus crime, racial and
cultural relations or student apa­
thy," according to Alcohol and
Drugs onAme:ncan CoUegeCam-
puses.
The 1993 version of the Al­
cohol and Drug Policy Informa­
tion pamphlet , in compliance
Wtth the Drug-Free Schools and
Communities Act Amendments,
will bedistnbuted toevcrymem­
ber of the campus community
next week.
•/\£ an educational institu­
tion, we (the college community)
arc really responsible to be edu­
cated about this issue," said
Bonnie Klees, chair of the Lewis
& Clark College Alcohol and
Drug Committee
The law (Public Law 101-
226), s1gned in 1989, requtres in-
• • • sucunons to meet certam cnte·
Pizza ria m dealmg with drugs and al
cobol an order to recetve federal
funds Colleges are also r~uired
ro rev~ew rhe program b1enmally
ro (a) determine its eff«nveness
and implement changes if they
are needed; and (b) ensure that
the sanctions developed by the
a.nstitutton are consistently en­
forced.
The pamphlet is mtended to
mcrease understanding of the law
and hdp eradicate abuse (not to
be confused with use), according
to Denms Madson, V1ce Presi­
dent of Student Affairs
The pamphlet contains a sec­
tion pertaining to each of the
required poinu The 1993 LC
pamphlet includes the LC policy
the Oregon laws and penalue:o
for possesSton of drugst the Port­
land Munic1pal Code regardtng
alcohol, the known effects of
Drug and Alcohol Abuse, places
to go for help in dealing with
drug and alcohol abuse, and the
consequences of vtolating cam­
pus policy.
College students spend $5.5
Hut btlhon on alcohol each year prohtbtt, at a minimum, the un-
wtucbaveragesouttoS160thou lawful possession, use, ordtstn-
sand per day This i5 more than button of drugs and alcohol by
coral che cosr of all books and students and employees on the
financtaJ a.~d . In addttion $73 msmutlon's property or as any
billion is spent by busmess and part of the msntutlon's acttvt-
industry on drug and alcohol ties,
n:latedissuessuchashealthcare, -a descnpuon of the applicable
injuries, and treatment . legal sanctions under local, state, ...
"It really is a national issue," and Federal law for unlawful
said Klees. "lbat's why the drug-possesston, use, or dtsrnbutton
free schools and communities of Hlicit drugs and alcohol,
and workplaces are all aimed at -a description of the health risks
curbing this problem." assoaated with the use of tlhcat
All LC studenu and employ-drugs and the abuse of alcohol,
eesJ includmgthelawschool, will ·a description of any drug and
receive a copy of the mformation alcohol counselm& treatment, or
pamphlet Additionalcop1eswill rehabtlttation programs that are
be available at the lnformataon availabletostudentsandemploy-
Desk, the persoMel office and at ees; and
the law school, sa1d Klees -a clear statement that the instl-
"We don't want students to tut1on will impose sanctions on
be naJVe about the facts of rhe students and employees (conSts-
law," Denrus Madson. tent wtth local, State and Federal
Publtc Law 101-226 supu­
lates that the following informa­
tion be distnbuted to every stu­
dent and employee :
-standards of conduct that clearly law) and a descriptton of these
sanctions, up to and mdudmg
expuls1on or tenrunation of em­
ployment and referral for pros­
ecution forviolationsofthestan­
dards of conduct.
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FRIDAY FEBRUARY 26, 1993 -l){E PIONEER UXi · 57 " i Roving
Reporter
Erin Dunford
Quadoo : If propo~d changes l9
Dubach ((acuity lunch room) we~
to be InJUn ted (i.e pool t.lbl~. VIdeo
games, , etc.) would you usc tht
facsllties~
lr,:=====-18 r i a n
Costello:
Yes I thtnk
the Idea of
m.akang
Dubach
• Into a
student
+ • unaon 11
J great. We
~o.-.::...------- really need a
centra lU ang-out on campus
A3 of rlght now we have the
Plattform and The Rusty Nall
which arc scattered all over, a
student union in T empletoo is a
grut central location for people to
go and relax
r;::==:::;;;;;:::-] N i e I a
Braam: I
like the ickt
of having .a
place to
hang out
and play
poolln but I
thtn.k
.. Dubach i'
an awful z.....------ place to
have a student union lt's reaUy
dull
r.:=;;;;;:::=:::;., L e 1 a o d
Pete non:
lftheywue
gomg ro
t u r n
Dubach
• mto a
student
unton jt
would have
I'--:-~-:------J to be rally
cool Right now most people go to
the Plettfonn so something new
hke th.s would have to bt
competiti ve. If they had Uvc bands
and stuff it would be gttat but
anything that cosu money like
VJdeo ~m~ or pool ubles would
be very unsuccessful.
r.========-1 8 rl d e y
Thelen:
Yes. l would
use facilitJes
In Dubach
because I
tbtnk it
would be a
great place
toh.lng-out
'------:--~- 1 t would
&!.so be nice if they sezved decenr
food anchomcthing more than just
cookies.
r=====::;, M ikatOD Portier:
Yes, I'd
come back
in about ten
years and
hong out in
a remodeled
Dubach. It
w o u I d
~~~~~~ proballly
take about that long for thdll
acrually to firush making it into a
student union Passive Ent..
ments a Wa
Time
TD tht Edtror·
We are concemt
week's •pass1ve en(
of ASLC candidates~
for either che candid
~ders of tht. Pto Lo
confused as to howl
could endorse someo
liOt interviewed th~
~WUid you feel ifyo~ j
was chosen and yol:
r.tn g1ven a chance 1
A\ett wtth the persot
rndorsements? Htd/
theword •passive• is
ulicat1on to pnnt an
stead, the editor sh
Ht the endorsement
fther
Atttber "Ram
About Toler•
T,;tht Editor
I need to get SOl
:H my chest Fll'St of1
t to label myself~
of people who 1
mJecompartments (~
~t), I'll caU myself a
a conservauve libel
I am deeply dis
lhe intolerances of e
:iilled hberals on chi~
... ......... , I am deeply f
sextsm,
lO'PilOC,Ji! and oth
~~I have to tdl mys
these attitudes
l~ple . It's hard
When 1 encount(
are st:XJst or w
askthemtoex
'fliers. Then I tell the
I feel, but not
~Ws.atolry, demeantn
feel that many pe
out hostile and
thts JUSt puts t
on the defenstv!
•llll.lag to listen 1 t ~
that liberals, who
.v~coly tolerant a~
are some of~
oaoJeJrant people
Yes, 1 feel that sam
beliefs are n
;JOOeiCJ, but I am goi
wcUn of conservativ
them, and be caJm so
~Idle them and tu
causes I am wot
Again, 1 know ho
to deal with people
"'UUJJJ obic and rae
imes I want to
s agamst waJis, b
tothemandha
!lOt the solutaon 1 he
but not them.
This ts wntten in r
Lee. J do not agt
of her beliefs, bl
ahe has given them
;&~Ugtlt, so 1 respect h«:
lt aJJ the people w
. THE g
er
rd
td change3 to
hroom)werc
tables, video
you use tht
a r I a n
Costello:
Yes I thtnk
the Idea of
m.aksn
Dubach
into a
student
umon u
great We
reallyneeda
• on campus
Nt have the
Rusty Natl
:! all over, l
~Jnpleton is a
t for ~ople to
N i e I 1
Braam: 1
llke tbe idea
· of having
place to
bang out
and play
pool in but I
t h 1 n k
Dubach is
an awful
place to
tn It's JCAJIIYt
Lclaod
Peteuon:
If they wtlt
gotng
t u r n
Dubach
mto a
student
• union 11
would na\11'1! 1
to be re~y
t people go
ethln& "~
ave to bt
dUvebands
be great but
money lib
tables would
Brldey
Thelen:
Yes !would
use facilltJes
in Oub~Lcht
because
th1nk It
would be a
great place
toh.lns-<lut
It would
H:_IVed decenr
pore th.tn 1ust
Mlkaroa
fortJcr:
y C$, I'd
come u4t;''~
in about uon•
years and
hang out In
a remodeled
Oub.lch. It
w o u I d
probabl
for them ~I if 51
Passive E~tdorse­
ttle.nts a Waste of
Time
Tatht Editor:
We are concerned that last
week's •passtve endorsement•
of ASLC candtdates was not fair
for either the candtdates or the
rt.'ders of rht Pro Log We are
111nfused as to how the ed1tor
could endorse someone 1£ he had
JOt mrervtewed them? How
would you feeltf your opponent
was chosen and you were not
rwcn Slven a chance to speak or
meet with the person domg the
endorsements? Hiding behind
!he word •passtve• 1s hardly JUS­
oficatton to pnnt an article In­
l!ead, the editor should have
~h the endorsements out alto­
scther
Fawn Bernhardt
Haly Wamrr
Amber "Rambles"
About Tolerance
the E.dttor
I need to get some thmgs
my chest First of all, I don't
nm to label myself but for the
Ylce of people who need udy
nu<O compartments (people like
~). I'll caU myself a moderate
a conservauve liberal Any­
••Y· I am deeply diSturbed at
intolerances of many so­
A~~c:u liberals on this campus
'nnted, I am deeply frustrated
h sexism, racism,
IODilob,la and other •isms,•
~t I have to tell myself to sepa­
these attitudes from the
;cople It's hard
When 1 encounter people
are sex1st or whatever, I
ask them to explain the1r
Then 1 tell them bluntly
I feel, but not m a mean,
IUU:sat1Drv, demeanmg manner
ftel that many people here
out hostile and yeUing, and
this JUSt puts the other
:ooleon the defens1ve and not
to hsten It frustrates
that liberals, who are sup­
'"'lti~JJY tolerant and open
:lllaltrt. are some of the most
:toleJrant people
Yes, 1 feel that some conser­
ive beliefs are not open
1aea. but I am going to be
~n ... t of conservatives, listen
~em, and be calm so as not to
"'lldte them and tum them
st cau11ec; I am working for.
Again, I know how hard it
to deal wit:h people who are
and racist, and
tetirnes I want to bash their
agamst walls, but being
to them and hating them
the solution I hate their
but not them.
This is written in response
"I lee. I do not agree with
of her beliefs, but I feel
she has given them .1lot of
'lUI\, so I respect her. I an­
u all the people who hate F 91 7F
her and shred her to pieces, just
because they find her •conserva ­
tive.• I have witnessed too many
confrontations and \Creaming
matches when: people scream, •J
can't b--lieveyou'reyeson 9. Fuck
you!' I did not c;upport #9, but
calmly talked to those who did
and made them explain rheirrea­
sons. If they won't even d1scuss
1ssueswithme, that's when I can
get angry With them.
OK, I'll quit rambling but
just say that 1fwewant people to
come to our tolerant, open
minded, liberal "de we have to
become tolerant, open rrunded,
and hberal ourselves Peace
Amber Fitld
first·ytar student
Dysfunctional Pio
Log Upsets Student
Ltuu to the Edttor,
Charles Cobine, try rebel
without a clue First Year huh?
lt's ntce to know you see our
campus newspaper as a med1um
for your own utcrary masturba ­
tion. For your mfonnaoon, 1t is
• common for candidates to run
opposed and those •mearungless
chjcken scratches on a shp of
paper• detemune things hke
YOUR salary as a Log wnter
I hate to break it to you but your
supenors are discussing whether
you should get academic credit
hours for your yanking. AJso
F Y I , the alcohol policy descends
direccly from an Oregon State
law that says you can't drink
alcohol if you're under 21 years
of age You have my blessings to
secede to another country... lf
your only reason for living is al­
cohol,get a life. Happy Orgasms.
Alissa Edwards,your•flower
children• haven't been 'frohck­
int because tt's been a cold wm­
ter. have no fear
April Lee, your enthusiasm
is welcome but you agenda IS
disturbang.
Jason Kaneshiro, the best
things gomg for your Log are its
attractive layout and your will­
mgness to pnnt student letters.
Michael Dexter,
Junior and on··campu~ resident
April's Husband
Recommends Cold
Showers for Eri~
To tht E.drror,
Being the husband of April
M. Lee, I have the privilege of
reading (he: fine ptece<: of literary
work that she contributes to the
Pio Log every week. (Okay, so
I'm guiltY of bia~ )
Of course, I read the enure
paper and am pretty much aware
of the happenings at Lewis and
Clark. So, wht"n reading last
week's issue (February 19th), I
was rather amused at the letter
from Erika Foin that was in re-fQRIIM
sponse co my wife's Forum ar­
ticle on Valentme's Day.
Actually, I really got a kick
out of rhe letter. Some may ex­
pect that I rrught have become
very angry and dtstraught as I
read Erika's chundenng rebuke.
Quite the contrary r laughed
when she iruusted thar April's
views on familyvalu~were•sick,
twisted and generally corrupt."
What's next? Is Erika and her
friends gomgto organized lynch­
ingwith signs that proclaim, •No
on ApnJ•: or • April's head or the
Pto Log is dead•? Actually, I
guess it would only be Erika her·
self since it appears from her own
testimony that she has nofriends .
Can't imagine why.
Ir seems that E.rika truly suf­
fered when she .;o clearly stated
that she "was the one who h1d m
the library dunng lunch time,
secure among the unthreatening
presence of books. • Come on
E.rikal That was "eventh grade
Get nd of the post puberty JUmor
h1gh syndrome and stop dwell
mg m the past Why not try and
matun:asteporcwo? Youstated
that April was probably •one of
those golden guls of the seventh
grade, precious and trendy and
adored • Well, she certainty ts
sun pn:ctous and adored, but,
since JUnior tugh, she has ma
tured a great deal beyond her
trendiness which is normally
what most people are able to do
a'l they go through and exit high
school That 1s, most people any
way. It is unfortunate that Erika
didn't have the capacity to stand
up co the girls who sneered at her
to demonstrate their superiority
and take comfort in rhe fact that
she is her own certain individual
chat no one else could possibly
be. •
Yes, Erika'stestamentofsev-" [] I I
enth grade JUnior high i11 prob­
ably not too uncommon to most
of us. But, like most of us, we
have grown fromourexperiences
and stepped beyond childish be­
haviors to b1gger and better
things, being chat much more
competent ln dealing wtth life's
trials and r ribulation~ .
Erika states chat "If love •
IS the selfless, wonderful and ful­
filling stuff of dreams . what
need does It have for a holiday of
it's own? • I found it interesring,
to say the lean, that she does not
understand that it is because of
the affects and emotions that
love generates that we set aside
one day to bask in the enlighten ·
ment. While J totally agree that
the day, much tike any holiday,
has become overcommcrcializ.cd,
J do believe that the day of recog­
nition is a worthy date. It ap­
pears to me that to try and define
love that ad he~ to a world Wlde
agreement is about like trying to
convmce everyone that a UFO
took Elvu'bodyorbrain or what­
ever the hell it w.as Maybe it is
because of the wonderful chmgs
that love does for everyone that
we set aside a day to exphcitly
exercise the emotions ,
Erika wntes a very nice and
descriptive representation of
what she would do IF someone
were to ask her to spend the rest
of his or her life with her. She
says the she would • assuredly
throwup. Heave. Upchuck. • Yes
sir! The old grocery toss! The
technicolor yawnl AU the pleas­
ant assembly of adverbs and ad·
jcctivdsoeloquendywritten for
you and I to enjoy I l can just see
the imAges of a person running
for dear life as Erika pursues with
clammy, cold death in her eyes!
Actually, It would make a great
mov1e title to see, •february 14. The Valentine from Hell " In
the first place, wlCh Enka's
beammg personaluy, I seriously
doubt 1f the next door neighbor's
dog woutd piddle on her shoes
lnter.esungly enough, of all
the art1cles that my wtfe hi's
wmten, from Cays 1n the Mth­
tilryto Warm Iraq and Me.uure
9, Erika dec1des that the ulu­
mate, all·tlme, 1-can'r-beheve­
thu>, somebody's-gonna-pay,
you'vc:-really-pissed-me-off ar­
ucle IS why Valcnunes day 1s
imponc1nt to Aprd l.£c. Erika
should seriously cons1der find·
mg some sort of coun~ehng for
the hate and frustrauon that
she has locked up msidc her It
may very well beherown undo­
ing. She should really come to
grips with herself and find the
peace and undersranding chat
will rid her of her intense inse­
cunues. Instead of violmrly
disagreemgwtth someone, Erika
should listen c.an:fuUy and ob­
JeCtively and forman ancelligent
and well-informed op1ruon m
regards to whatever the argu­
ment may be. If the argument is
reaUy heated, then perhaps a
cold shower m•ght help instead
of violence.
Oh, well. It is my sincerest
hope chat someday Erika does
honestly find that ONE certain
person who will be able to cool
her fires of anger ,and hate and ts
able to make room in his or her
heart for her. lt is my sincere
hope that Enka is able to recog­
nize chat person and not damn
themfor thcu compasston and
gentleness and chat she reahzes
for cenam that 1f she does ac­
cept the proposal, she waU un­
derstand that a lifetime com­
mitment is bemg promised .
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-FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1993 Alissa Edwardc;
It'~ Sund,,y morning You're
a httle grosgy and slightly dbori·
ented As you stumble along the
p.uh to Fields Dtrung Hall, your
mind w~nders •Geez., t should
probably get started on chat ten·
page paper that'sdue tomorrow:
·oo some: people think 'The F am·
dy Cin:us' l\ rtally funny and
tnSJghtfuW "The at food com·
panychat landsSocks Chntonas
its pokcscat wiJl probably m.akt'
a LOT of money: "WAFFl.ES tlll•
Mmmm, waffles Say what
you v.'lll about any other ~specc
of the Bon Appem c:xpenence,
tht' Sunday waffle. bar is
consisnntly pleasing. The
waffles are light and fluffy, the
toppings a~ luscious, and the
whipped cream is, well, cr~my .
For many people here myself
included, waffles are the food
highlight of the wtek
Of course, there will be those
nay·sayers who claim that the
Is .. colluntty'" a valid goal?
Jason Kaneshtro
Collunity : Unity on the
college campus A community
on the college cam pus A collage
of unified students? Any or all of
the above, it's a term you've
surely heard, from lCT\J fellow
Arjan toFawn '~campaagn fliers.
J h;we yet to be told what
coli unity ts. What is this vision?
I' it something like rhe Mooney
master plan? Will there bt arc hi·
tectural rendenngs m the ASLC
offices at some point'-
Apathy: You'reallapametic
losers lndtffercnt No feeltng.
You didn't run for ASLC. You
don't write for the :.Og. You
never made that video for LCTV.
People criticize tlst Los but I hon·
estly don't care. Do you have a
vague Impression of heanng ei·
ther of these terms before{
Both terms are catchphrases
along the lines of •New World
Order-in the sense that nobody
has any clue where they came Dc:s.sert Extravaganza or Inter
national Food Wed.: are the bnght
. spots on the food rvtce calen
dar. Ha.l 1 scoff at you There ts
no single tvcnt that compares
with the weekly ausfacuon of
chawing on a btg ol' sugar tn·
fested, he.:trt dh.ease msplring,
thas lln't·no-Eggo waffle
Unfortunatel y, there has
~en trouble in paradasc of lace.
A battle vaguely reminiscent of
the WWF Summenlams takes
place nt the waffle bin each time
a new and painfully inadequate
supply of waffles ts presented .
Cone are the d3}'$ when one
could placldly wait in line to have
a shiny new waffle placed on a
plate and handed over It was a
simple transaction mvolvtng cwo
people: the Bon Appetit em­
ployee and the consumer.
Nowaday5 , any number of
people c m put their grimy hands
aU over your breakfast before It
makes lt ~fdy to your plate If
you aren't aggre.c;s1ve enough and
•
•
-
• •
•
t(~ '
• •
• •
• • --
from, who thought them up but is LC's problem, and we can solve
students are sure of one thing: It through Dubach, or a pub on
They are being crammed into campus, free coffee in the bach­
your ears because someone so room&, something . Increasingly
desperately wants them to be I fmd many of our fondest prob-
undcnrood . lem.s, from the mandatory meal
It's 1993, and people'' opin· plan to the pttiful dorm reten·
ions are reduced to such quem· tionrareoreventhatorherthing.
tiud pith because nobody pos· apathy, related to the lack of this
sesses the attentton span suffi. one arbitrary word, collunity.
cienr enough for anything longer There's nothing wrong with thia
than •Read my Lips• or 'The condensation tactic; I mean, if
Economy, Stupid • Clinton can do it so can ASLC
Bill Clinton has admiued Yet simultaneously people
that hi!>entirecampaignwasc .en· are pointing our the other prob-
tered around one subject: The lem, rhat ofaparhy. Peopleclatm
Economy It was short, simple nobody know! what isgotngon,
and easy ro remember . All nobody geu involved with any-
Clinton had to do was convince thing, that nobody knows what
the American people that the ASLC is, that nobody cares, that
economy was a problem that he the adnuniatrarion and students
could fix. view ASLCan •toke•, that some-
So now we are being in· body isn't doing anything, that
structcd that thiscollunity thing the best thing to do on the week-• •
~nOXIOUS ~· t e •
get fed up waiting. you mtghr
even end up drowning your sor
rows at the c~al bar
It all starts innocently
enough A small crowd forms
around the waffle bar At first,
themoodisfnendlyascla!>Smates
chat about homework and
friends compare weekend battle
•
• -ason s
~~3
-
end 1s hole up in a dorm room
and gee wasted (surpnse) .
Whar I am confused about it
whtm ASLC admits nobody ts
listening to ASLC rhen how are
students supposed to believe in
them as an option in bnnging
this •collunity- thing about?
For mstance, tf the admims·
tration thinks ASLC is a •joke,"'
what lS the dtfference between
going through ASLC with a peti
t1on (Amber) orgomgd1rectlyon
your own free·will? Granted,
nothing will bt accomplished e1
therway (part of the n:a~n why
student:s are apatheuc, J !!Up­
pose)
I'm just a litrle confused by
the fact that a number of nu·
denu consider other students
apathetic and lazy slogs yet ironi·
cally expect them to rally behind
•couuruo/ and bring it to frui-T\tty )"51 L..-HY
wo~¥-HER£ ••.. pushed as1de as brute strength
and cunning tnumph All tht
normal rules that gutde human
1nteracuon are thrown out tht
w10dow as a greedy few take .u
many as three waffles (gasp),
leavtng others to go Without
scars Bur Wlth each dmg of the
wafAe irons, the milling diners
become more tense By the nme
che tray wlth the newly rrunted
waffles comes out, the mob lS
suspic1ous and sh1fty.
When the waffles hlt the bin,
the struggle begins In classtc
Darwtman fashton, the meek are
0
0
uon If students allegedly apa
thetically tgnore ASLC for what·
ever reason something \8 dlsturb­
ang m the fact that 10 assuming
they would blmdly rally up be·
hind something created by the
aforementioned without doing
too much healthy thinking. Kind
of like lemmings
Cltnton won the election
because he was adamant that
people would hsten to hts cause.
It ts great that ASLC is finally
taking a stand and has a cause: in
hand. All J'm asking ib rhat th1s
negative talk of apathy ce-ase,
because it merely sets the aver­
age student (an mtegral part of
thia •collunity") apart and makes
the goal less bdteveable
• So whose faulr IS this weekly
affront to the d1gn1ty of all
brunch goer.i? Well, th~ Bone
system could have a shghtly ber.
tcrstructure,like, oh, say, aUNt.
They m1ght also look mto acru.
ally meeung the demand 1n terms
of sht'Cr numbers
However, it seems that the
matonty of the blame must be
placed at rhe feet of the waffle­
eaters themselves W1th a httle
decency and kindness, everyone
could cat tn peace Remember
you are not Oliver Twist, and
there will be more food where
thatcamefrom Thereisnont:ed
to stuff waffles down your panu
to avoid the trauma of a return to
the bar Just be mce to each
other For my sake.
semors who conventendy gradu­
ated as I took over I, as you may
or may not know or care, wu
not particularly thnlled abour
taking over th1s royal patn·tn·
the-ass some people constder ~
newspaper, but suchtS hfewhen
opportunities as well as mail
bombs fall tnto your lap.
The backbone of the papa
consssts of hapless first-year stu·
dents who bear the experienu
From thesr hagh-school papen
whsch makes them tolerant ol
the ludriculous comments tht
med1a-addicced masses sling
I speak spectfically of my
news edt tor Dianna who had'
potentially negattve experienct
as ed1tor-m-ch1ef of her high­
school paper Essentially her staff
was not very reliable and W
brunt of the work fell upon ht:
shoulders every week. A certalll
type of personality would rom
that into a morbid expenenct
and say, •J will never do tbll
again;" but Dianna has turo
keyed it qutte subtly tnto a
tive experience, admitting 1 •t
help where I can to prevent
situatton like that from
upon someone else • Apathy
my foot
Students are more often
noc hcavdytnvolved in ne"u '5l~
tes and apathettc towards aU
To bt qutte honest, this is
mam reason why they are in
lege at all. lt all depends
where your priontles lie, m
gradts or in th1s m~ucal
mcra •collumty. •
Students are hardly
thetsc. Yet tf your opmion
otherwtse. •collumcy• wtll
emerge when everyone tells
eryone else that effectlvl"ly,
suck
I personallydonot dunkstu·
dents are apathenc Last year tht
Pionur l.Dg was made up of mostly 1f a tree falls in the
with nobody around to
does 1t make a sound?
really matters is if anyone t5
mg attention. Everyth tng~ de
Charles Cc
My life lS so fU
(ul, bnght cheer
find my attentton
co the dazzling Pot
sky. The sparklinj
Oregon, I am ever t
still us all wtth a
mism Yes As w
Iridescence, we. thri
Yeah, nght
Somewhere b
weather and wmtel
rions, there's a s~
indescence that ca
usually tt's not from
usually the glow of
machines of CopelaJ
the audible cry of the
thar calls me, coo
what I mean It's 1
'uUing buzz. that the
sound off early 10 c
that remands you chi
•developed country
My roommate
me awhtle ago, -t.vc
delightfully meamn~
whatever It's so r'
know dus person 1s
wJ wtll most likdy 1
tanr, high ranktnE
someday Bot I don'
what he means. Ma~
get myself to men
quote some nme an(
• philosophy class
movtnce my peers tt
butcally evil, basical
11callybasic, fundam~
I have a thesaurus
quamt after aU ono
APE1
WIIJ
Thcl
C01
FRIDAY.
EVA •
rute strength
nph All tht
gutde human
rown out the
ly few take cu
•affles (gasp),
~ wtthout
is this weekly
tgnt ty of all
1ell, the Bone
a shghtly bet
1h, say, a UN E.
>Ok UllO actu,
mand in tenns
eems that the
lame must~
of the waffle
With a little
1ess, everyone
~ Remembtr
tr Twi5t, and
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f of her high­
~tially her staff
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week. A celtllll
tty would tum
•bid e.xpenenct
never do till
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anyonttS Everythrng~ delrghtfully meanrngless
Charles Cobine
My life lS so full of wonder·
ful, bnght cheer I constantly
find my attention bemg drawn
10 the daz..zhng Portland wmter
!ky. The sparkling heavens of
Oregon, 1 am ever so certam, m
mil us all with c\ natural opti
!1\l~m Yes. As we absorb the
111de.scence, we thnve
Yeah, nght
Somewhere between the
weather and wmcer term dtgres­
nons, there's a spec1al lond of
mdescence that calls me, and
usuaJly it's nat from the sky It's
usually the glow of the vendtng
machines of Copeland 1 t' soften
thcoaudiblecryaf those machines
that calls me, too You know
what I mean It's that electnc,
rulhng buzz that those machmes
10und off early m the mommg
that remands you chat you live m
&developed country
My roommate JUSt said to
me awhile ago, -E.verythmg' s so
dtlightfullyrneaningless • Yeah,
whatever It's sa reassunng to
know this person is an lA major
l!ld wdl most hkdy be an Impor­
tant, h1gh-ranking d1plomat
.ameday But I don't really care
what he means. Maybe I can JUSt
get myself to memonz.c that
quote some tame and recite at in
~ phtlasophy dass an order to
amvmce my peers that reaJtty IS
buicaJly evil, basically cruel, ba
Really basic, fundamentally (yes,
I have a thesaurus tao) quite
qua1nr after all once m a blue moan, and ultimately nan exis·
tent Then agam, I chmk aU I
would prove is that •basically- is
me unammaus choree for a mcel­
lectual signature Now we are
abhged as human bemgs to JOin
together to cooperate . Co onl
Jom thecampus -bndging festrvi
ttesl Take your ne~ghbor's hand
in yours, hold up those lighters,
and let's hum •J'd Uke To Teach
che World To Smg • Let's vote
the word •basicaJiy' the offic1al
motto of ASLC and unify duo;
campus once and for alll
Hoorayyyyyyyyyll l Maybe I can
bramwash my roommate into
thtnking that mdescent vending
machines are like .basacally
A PERIOD IN TIME
A VOCAL RECITAL .,
JODI EICHELBERGER
Wllh Michael Barnes, Plano
' ALSO FEA11JR.ING
The lAwil ud Clark Concut Cbolr
COftdvded by Or. GObert See11
FRIDAY. MARCH 5 8 PM
EVANS AUDITORJTJM
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meaningful one of these days af
ter all, because 1t truly seemed to
me as tf ASLC elections were.
Being happy, J rhm.k, stems
from the fact that I know my RD
exists now I have seen her re­
spond I have proof that she is
not plastic and unfeelmg I have
proof that she is mare ammate
than an iridescent Cake machine
early in the mommg J have
came ro conclude that I muse
have been tn great error when I
was under the assumption that
an RD was something decep­
tively mvented by the Office of
Campus Life to create the illu­
sion that damuarepresidedover .
Th1s is a concept rhac I would
never allow myself to narrate in
East Platt, for fear that it would
become wtddy bdteved. But nO\N
I have actually felt my RD's ac
cians, she has affected me sa
deeply tn ways she knows not
haw to understand, and as ev
eryone on th1scampus and mour
beloved administratiandefinnely
knows. this lS a fine example of
how actions arc always louder
than words. If a vending ma·
ch1ne ts broken, 1 lagtstlcally
choose to do a flying leap-lUck
inca it, you see, instead of deal·
ing with rhe lagtcal idtocy of
• • • puttmg up a wammg stgn.
In case you may wander
about what brings me to tssue a
bunch of worthless gnpes ,,bout
vending machines. It 1s true -
I've had several run ms with
vendtngmac:hinesonc.lmpusthis
past wee.k.
The scene is fAmiliar. I'm
summoned by the: buzzing as I
grope my way through the maze
commonly knovm as Capdand .
I am on a mission, and have only
one thing in nund It's jusr a
soda. How hard can it ~ to get
a can of pop out of the vendtng
machines? WeU, usuaUy I don't
even think about it, but for some
reason this one night, I sense
somtthtng . I feel the unpeding •
doom of my precious quarters.
And sure enough, into the ma­
chme they go never to ~ seen
agam. I wait far the expected
sound of dropping change, but it
never came!
l S\Jrrcndered to a ferocious
rage. Things as outraging and
serious as thlS I find myself un·
able tocapewnh rationally . You
try to subdue a.n Irish temper
wtth Tai·chi and yav have an
alcoholic man with a severely
ulcerated digesuvc tract. There·
fare, I released the rage and lashed
aut. •HaJ-yaht• 1 scream as I
nimbly throw my leg up to resist
the machine. •@# ·% ... pieceaf.
•• • S%(QW I<er-thump l Thts
warrants a war-cry. ·~tb to
all machines!" 1 scream. Alas,
man vs. m.achme· the infirutdy
more patient machine will al·
ways be deemed the winner.
In the end of my episode at
seems that my RA ~mehaw got
my RD to somehow get same­
one to refund the S 1 50 that I
last in the machines during che
past week I was surpnscd No
one has done anything like th1s
since I c.Jme to LC I'd definitely
hke to offer •mcere thanks to
Michelle T appc far assasring me
in my b..lttle again~t the pop
machines , because although they
may seem vtrtually annocent
atrociously sinister and revolt­
ingly sinful products of techno!·
ogy, chase possessing mstru­
ments that serve as disciples of
Satan.
So~ Does this mean you can
get your money back whenever
you lose it in a Coke machine'
Well, basically ... no. Basically ..
no way in hclll But contrary to
popular belief, contrary to even
my generally preferred belief, al­
though all machines may be, all
persons at LC are nat, in fact, the
intrinsically evil. Everything in
the world hu its awn fa~ade and
that's to say nothing of the
wuther. Registration
Woes
Wednetiday's regittration
proved more confustng than
terms prevaous, partly due to
then~ reg1suar tweaking the
system and partly due to the
We.lther
Since Lewis & Clark was
shut down last Fnday due to
snow, thin~ got stuck. As a
result, arena scheduhng forms
did not arrive an sr udent mail
boxes unul late Tuesday, nat
reahsdcally gtvang Students
enough time to rna~ adJUSt·
ments (though the
•conclcnc•aus"' scud~ncs have
their en me four years planned
out m thetr P.nhfinder)
Once agam mtorductory
sc1ence requiremenu and core
classes were lacking..
And once agcun f'irst-ye.-u
students regtl(erc:d fus Thts
$eeFOS hke a ploy to keep them
here, somehow canvincmg
them that regutration gac:s
smoothly and hey, you ger all
your clas..o;es at this school
Yet the aeniors who need
credits to graduate are tnvan­
ably left w1th opt1ons Few
people can tolerate
The situation still tsn't as
bad as stue schools where fifth
and sixth year seniors cry an
th.e gym floor as they face the
pros peer o£ waitu1g tc.rrn.s until
key daues open up.
Naturally, advisors should
say, •eet your pn:-n:qursites
aut of the way when you're
niU young, • but the rcahty 1S
thu many instead walt to
taddc Penpecuves in Btology
or Pri.nctplesof Nutntian when
they're done with thetr ma1or,
because thty knew what they
wanted to study when they
arrived here four years ago, and
were sJck. of the spoon-fed se­
quences doled in high-school.
Possibly students could
pre-register for three classes and
niU hold arena for any changes
or adchtianal das.ses.
Abo, perhaps a kind pnor­
atycould be gwen to ntnthycar
seniors or ather despearatdy
troubled saulswhostJII haven't
passed Math 076 wnh flying
colors.
Wuh the talk brewang
around the faculty of add ang an
mcreased Mathrequtttment for
BAs and a language requiJement
for BS hopefuls, 1t will become
even harder for students to get
fulfill the vaned requtremenrs
within four years
A main rcisan why many
students come ro LC is to es­
cape the registration heiJs of
larger schools.
So, new Mr Regastrar,
please don't tum registration
into a ruson for mass suiadc.
With the small student body
this shouldn't be much of a
problem but there we~ enough
disuppointed and confused
undagrads to make us won­
der.
-page Look for the Lady Pto's to control the ball In their p&ayoff game
tontghl against the Wll&amett• B•rc:ats. But. they would ...any
apprec&ate tt lf a tot ''.ore people would out 1 .. by to chMr them
Jon than are ptelltil at the game pk:tu'ed ._._ Be at PampUn
WV'It• Center at 7:301 Rrst playoff game is in Pamplin on Friday ntght
Greg Knakal
The r~gularseason ended last
wetk for the Ploneers and so did
their Win streak, as they look
forward to the playoffs starting
tlili weekend
The P10neers lost the1r last
game of the regular ~ason and
ended their win strea"-. at 16
games.
On the other hand, the Pto's
have reset the school record books
by fimshmg Lhe regular season
wtth an impressive 23-4 overall
record Also the Pioneers fin
tshed hrst m the NCIC stand
mgs With an 11-1 record
This week the Pioneers have
worked hard to prepare them
selves for their first round play­
off opponent, the Wtllamette
Bearcats
Starting off last week the Ptonecrs were 21-3 overall and
were nding a 14 game wmnlng
srreak By the end of the week
the Pioneers were 23 4 and
clinched the first ever women's
basketball NCIC championship,
and the fifthoverallleaguecham
pionshtp
The women Jomed the NCIC
in 1985 when the WCIC and
NWC merged Also, the PICr
neers set a school record by fin­
ishing the regular season ranked
tenth in the nation
last week, the Ptoneers
had theJT hands full as they hosted
Wtllametre and then raveled to
Lmfidd and Pac:tftc to dose out
the regular season
Sudden, Shocking End to Men's Strong Season The Pioneers started off the
week by handhng the WWarnene
Bearc:ats, who have struggled this
sea~on . The game was close m
the first half as the Pioneers were
out rebounded , 21-15, and
clanged to a ~ven-point lead at
intermission, 35-28
In the second half, the Pio­
neers' scrambling defense held
the Bearcatsto35-percent shoot­
mg from the field as the Pio's
came out on top, 76-62 Losses at Unfiefd. Paofic ellm1nare Pto~ playoff hopes
Eric J. Schindler
Lewis & Clark's aspirations
for a post-season playoff bc.rth
came to an abrupt and dtsap­
pointing halt this weekend as
the Pioneers dropped their final
t"A10 concesrs agamsc Pacific and
linfidd, respecuvdy .
The LC men (18-8, 6-6
NClQseemed tobeplaymgrheir
best basketball m weeks, coming
off big victories over both
Whnman and Whitworth last
week. But thePio'scouldn 't keep
the wmning momentum rolling
mtotheweekend 'sall-tmportant
contests
Against Pacific, the Pioneers
shot an unbelievable 63% in the
first half, including a strong 4-7
from che th1ee-point line But
Pacific was equal to che task as
they shot 52114 from the field,
mcluding S..15 from the three­
point stripe to tili a 45-40 half
time advantage.
The second half featured a
Lewis & Clark comeback, and
subsequent lead, but eventually
the score was tied at 75-75 with
under a minute to play. LC held
for the final shot but Pacific's
tenacious defense fOrc'ed a Pto­
neer wmover and th~ ~xers
drove the ball down the court to
shoot the winning basket at the
buz.z.er.
LC junior, Jesse Schiel, led
the Pioneerswith24 on 7-10 shooting and sentor Chuck
Roberts chipped in 16 points on
6-8 shooting Sentor Shawn AJ.
derman scored 11 pomts, mclud­
ing 3-6 from the three-pomt line,
helping the Pto's to 50% overall
shooting from beyond the trey
srnpe.
Despite the fane shoonng
performance, the 77-751oss was
an especially disappointing one
for Lhe Pia's as they were now
forced to win their final game
against arch-rival Unfield to
make the playoffs The game,
which was postponed from Fri­
day rught to Monday night due
to weather conditions turned
out to be a stormy rught of a
different kind for the P1oneers.
The game started weU for
LC as they continued th~r hot
shooting pace, converting 53%
of their first half shots Linfield
shot a poor 40%, but led at the
half, 34-33, behmd 11-11 free­
throw shootmg
But the second half yielded
a different story as unfield, be­
hmd a large home crowd, shocked
the Pioneers 83-68. The game
was close throughout the second
half until the four mmure mark.
when linfield's Todd Erickson
htt a three to put the Wildcats'
lead at 65-62 Five stra~ght points
by Linfield's joel Holland sealed
the WiLdcat win as LC struggled
and could not bndge the gap
Undoub the home-
-FRIDAY, town officiaung cr~N~ was to
Iinfield's advantage as 25 fouls
were called on LC compared to
only 16 on Linfield Overall, LC
shot 45o/o mcluc{mg a cold 30%
from the three pomt I me Linfield
shot 47o/o from the held and out
rebounded the Pioneers 38-30.
Desp1re rhe final two losses,
LC had a superb 18-win season
that delighted every Pioneer fan.
All team members should be com­
mended for their outstanding
efforts this season.
Special thanks from the en­
tire student body goes out to
departing ~ruors Chuck Roberts
and ShawnAldennan . The1rfour
years on Palatme Hill were fUied
with oure excttement and true • dedtcauon .
Ne.xt year looks great for the
Pto's as they return post pl~yer
Jesse Sch1el {17 0 PP&7 8 rpg),
and Derek Foster (15.8 ppg, 6.3
rpg, 6 9 apg), who finished 13th
in the nation in assists. The Pto's
will also see the return of Greg
Hoffman ,who was averagmg 16
pomts per game before a foot
inJury m the nud season
Coach Bob Catllard also re­
turns a deep and talented bench
and 1S sure to land some key
recrutts for the upcommg sea­
son The Pioneers will have a
great season to build on as theu
18-8 record was the best that
Lewts & Clark had seen in over
10 Vt.alfS
• Leadmg scores for the Pio­
neers consisted of Kathy Ctbson,
who led all scorers With 25 pomts,
and Stact Panuke, wbo added 20
Later in the week, the Pio­
neers traveled lO Unfield co take
on the stubborn Wildcats Thts
was a game the Pioneers should
have won eastly
However, the Pioneers only
shot 27-percent from the field in
the fa.rst half, and only led by two
at intermisssaon, 30-28. In the
second half, things did not tm­
prove for the Ptoneers as the game
had to go mto overtune before
the Pto's could come away wtth
thetr fafteenth straight vtctory m
a 62-60 natlbiter
On Saturday, the Ptoneers
had every thmg gomg for them
Wttha 11-0 NCJC championship
and a fifteen-game win streak
However, they forgot about the
important meeting wtth the Pa­
cific Boxers that night.
Both teams came mto the
game nationally ranked, and in
the prevtous meeting at Pamplin
Sports Center, the Pioneers up­
ended the Boxers 79-73
In the first half of Saturday's
contest, the Pioneers shot a solid
53 percent &om the field and
held a slim 41-40 lead at half. In
the second half, thmgs started to
change as fast as the weather for
the Pao's.
The ladtes in btack and or­
ange felt the effects of the cold
weather by shootmg a nuserable
31-percent m the second half,
and for the third night In a row,
the Ptoneers were outrebounded,
and this time it cost them the
game, 78-71
Nonetheless , the Pioneers
were lead by Gibson and Panuke,
who scored 25 and 15, points
respecuvel y.
"We came out fired up and
were · better than we had been plilytng but a couple de­
fenstvc lapl'eS and poor
rebooundmg, • cost rhe Ptoneen
tht game, according to assistant
coach Cheryl Rath
Here is an overvtl'W of the
Pionce~ ' tremendous n:gular sea.
son that has led them into the
play <>ffs
The P1o's entered the season
unranked m the NAJA Division
II poll However, they 'ltaned
fast out of the blocks by winning
seven of theu ftrst ten games
Then, the Ptoneers exploded
m early January by starting a 16
gamewm streak by knocking off
natiOnally ranked teams like Pa·
cific and Whitman
First, they won stx straight
games and found themselves na·
tionally in the top 25 for the fU'St
time thiS season With a number
24 rankmg
The followmgweek, the Pio­
neers hosted the number-five
ranked Western Oregon Wolvo
and came up vtctonous 78-64
whach moved the P1oneers up Ill
the polls to number 12.
Next, the Ptoneersdestroytd
Paciftc Lutheran and Western
Bapnst and climbed mto the top
10 at number mne for the first
ttme m school h1story
Fmally, the Pioneers sat at
number nme m the oattonal poll
for two stratght weeks unnl they
lost thear last regula1 game of the
season and fmtshed tenth m tru
NAJA D1VtSton 11 poll
T omght, the Paoneers will
host Willamette m the first round
of the NAIA Division II Champs·
onships The Pioneers havt
played the Bearc:ats two previ·
ous times this season
In the first meeting, ~t
Wtllamette the Paoneers blew out
the Bearcats, 85-61, and were led
by Kathy Gibson's 24 potnts
Last week, tn the second con­
test between the two teams ~
Pioneers struggled m the fust
half, but then erupted in the set·
ond half and won easily, 76-62
Once again, the Pioneers
were led by Kathy Gibson's 25
pomts Lastly, the Bearcats fin.
tshed 6·7 m the NCIC standing,
and are 12-12 overall
The BearcatS can be danger·
ous from the three-pomt lint.
However , thetr mconstst
reflects on then record and tht
P1oneers should wtn eastly and • move mto the second round ot
the play· ffs
•J thmk the loss to Pacific
(last week) wtJI help us and wakt
us up a httle b1t we need to
come out fired up,• satd Coach
Rath about tonight's gamt
against Wtllamette
T orught' s game Will be hdd
In Pamplln Sports Center Tip­
off IB set for 7 30 p m , and .til
students are free wtth LC lD.
Come and support vnw
• 10th ranked Paoneers and be
part of the spmt by trying
luck at halftime with the
Appetit student P1zu
GOOD LUCK PIOSI World-
,AJI right. so h~
Steve z
H1, J'm back.
• even nottce my r\A
from column Wl
ahead and ignore
Butformylo]
of you), thanks fc
Jetting me kno,
missed
The five of yc
forgive my a bsenc
been extremely bi
of work from rhos
L&CCI.ASSES FR(
I won't bother Y<i
nus IS the sports 54
whirung secuon, 1
and talk about spc
Well, nowtha
finally emerged fl1
that plagued us for
wd a half, I thin~
Heyy01
Guest co1umn1~
Yui Kal
The NBA AIJ-~
ovu, and the basket
oow in the second
Jhow. But let me u
thing Shattered b)
rent West, the pn
most Eastern ream
level of perforrnanc 1
lughly praised
Mypnmary foc1
md (probably) onl)l
in Mr Zwerin's sp(
therefore, is my in~
thoughts for the a
Conference .
One. I can't tgn(
Shaq Attack thiS fin
ol the season, I JUSt
Just 20 years old, n
aillhon-dollarplayer 1
u a rookie superstar
He beat out P1
Ewmg for starting <
m the All-Star gaml
Kored an unbelie
.louble-digit figure it
lSnunutes.
He and the Orl
Magic made a big spla
the conference last
and they will def111
· to be the
threatening force i
~-Can you i
he is younger
of us? He's n
I
Two. After a
die Cavs bounced ba
tuofwhat thecriti
softness and ag
great. Just I
~er1r:v and Lar:~
Cavs success st
leadership And
the three-man p · ' His rhree-poa
•YUt')c: and a part of
As long as he's a
will lead the way
lOck off the fronr-ru
the playoffs.
Three. The '76e
-.a~ .nat es Barkley's
than his bark.
Phoenix, creat
to the team, but
the power baske a SFQRTS S 7
~ .... ,· t Offers His L...l .. --ert Baseball Predictions
,AJI nght. so he's only ·ramous· to about six people, but read on arT::f'NCo/
Steve Zwerin look forward to Spring And A.L. Wett· Chu:ago White Sox
Spring is one of my favorite A.L . .bst: Toronto Blue Jays
a couple de.
and poor
the P1oneen
g 1:0 aSSIStant
INICW of the
us regularc;ea.
1em into tht
~d the season
AlA Dav1s1on
they o;taned
ts bywmrung
ten games
eers exploded
' starnog a 16
r knocking off
teams like Pa·
I
m stx straigbt Ht, 11m back. If you didn't
even notice my rwo-week escape
from column writtng, JUst go
ahead and 1gnore me again
But for my loyal fans (all five
of you), thanks for nottcing and
lettang me know that I was
mi~sed
The five of you will have to
forgJVe my absence because I'm
been extremely busy with tons
of work from those unfortunate
L&CCLASSESFROMHEIJ. But
1 won't bother you about that
This 1s the sports section, not the
whantng section, so I'll shut up
md talk about sports
Well, now that Portland has
finally emerged from the snow
that plagued us for the past week
wd a half, I think that we can times of the year becau5c baSt-N.L Wat Atlanta Braves
bait fmally starts. N.L East Montreal Expos
Of course, we all know that
the Pto's wtlllock ass in baseball World Series Atlanta tn sax
and softball, so I won't bore you games, overT oronto
with that What 1 will offer are
my predtcuons for MaJor League
Baseballm 1993
Fu·5t, don't worry about the
posstble stnke There won't be
one Baseball's already ·uffer·
mg from a maJor loss of fan
enthusiasm, wh.tch IS nottceable
m the many c1nes where fan
attendance at games IS way
down The MLB has too much
to Jose With a strike, so they
cannot afford to let it happen
Wtth that sa1d, here is a
qu1ck look at my predictions for
the winners of each diVISion I think that Toronto and
Atlanta are too good not to re·
peat as foes in the World Series
Even though Toronto lost sev·
eral free agents, such as Dave
Wmfield, the add1tton of Paul
Molttor wall help the club a lot.
Bes1des, nobody else in the A.L
East waiJ come dose to the 'Jays.
Baltimore is good, but not great.
Cleveland (really') ts starring to
show signs of a seraous team, but
[hey' re snU another season or
two away from the playoffs.
Toronto has the right com-
hemselves na·
25 for the fam
nth a number Guest columnist offers detailed analysis of NBA\s Eastern Conference
week, the Pta-
number five
1regon Wolves
;onous 78-64,
Paonee~ up tn
er12
.eers dest roytd
and Western
:d into the top
,e for the first
tory Yui Kato
The NBA All Star Game is
over, and the basketball season ts
now m the second phase of the
show. But let me tell you some·
thmg Shattered by the compe
rent West, the press disclatm
most Eastern teams, but thelf
level of performanc~ should be
highly praised Barkley has They need a life;
otherwtse they're hopelec:s.
Four So what happened to
the Pistons? Jsiah Thomas is
still around, re1uvenatmg him­
self for a better relationshapwith
M1chatl. •
Today no one ever talks
about the P1stons, with an ex­
ceptton of Joe Dumars, who rose
above the ashes of a fallen De­
trott gtant Polyruce's fasting is
a mere top1c of meal time con­
versation, and 1 have to say they did before except. gazmg at their
own historical gfory
Seven So you have been con­
templacingabouttheoneandonly
Chicago Bulls, and here it 1s. What
made themsu ffermore losses than
the 1991-92 season~
The Bulls are tared and
smeared wath controvemes and
scandals, but nobody can be bet­
ter chan Jordan, and there is no
doubt about Pippen's SJgnificant
existence in the team other than
being a Dream Teamer.
The truth of the 'ioneers ;at .11
e oauonal poll
ceks unnl the-,
a.r game of the
!d tenth an the
poll
Pioneers will
the first round
I on II Champi·
•toneers have
ltS twO prevl·
son
: muting, at
1neers blew out
1, and were led
s 24 pomts
:he second con­
two teams tht
eel 1n the fint
oted m the sec· My primary focus m my first
Mid (probably) only appearance
In Mr Zwtrin's sports section,
lherefore, 1s my mspmng
lhoughts for the Eastern
Conference "The truth of the nzatter
is, the Bulls remain the
team to beat. jordan is
still a center of
attraction. As a result
of lzis presence, the One I can't tgnore the
Shaq Attack thas first half
d the season, I JUSt can't.
Just 20 years old, he is a
million -dollar player as well
u a rookie superstar.
He beat out Patrick
twing for starting center
:n the AJI-Star game and
Kored an unbelievable
double-digtt figure in JUSt
l5 nunutes. man ens, the Bulls re­
main the team to
beat. Jordan is still a
center of attraction
As a result of his pres­
ence, the team wears
two gorgeous rings
with a world-wide
acclaim of being
called • Americats
Team.•
Centered on
Jordan, the resr of the
team does excellent
role plays and fill-in­
the-gaps They do
thett JOb well team wears two
easily, 76-62
the Pioneen
1y Gibson's l5
1e Bearcats fin­
CIC standing, He and the Orlando
M.lgac made a big splash in
the conference last half,
md they w1ll deftnttely
tmue to be the most
·IJlre:aterung focce in the
!ffiA. Can you imagme gorgeous
[champioship] rings ... '' We should give
them a break for their
suffmng Desptte the
Knicks' tussle and the
Cavs' unprecedented II
can be danger·
ree-pomt line. tb.lt he is younger than
·IIIOst of us? He's no ordinary
inconsistency Two. After a shaky stan,
,ecord and tht Cavs bounced bade. Regard-
,vin eas1ly ~ tuofwhat the critics say about
iCOnd round oi tbttr softness and age, they are
great. Just look at Brad
loss co Pacific and Larry Nanc:e-e-
Upusandwakt Cav's success stems from
we n~ 10 I'IYI•· leadershtp. And don't for-
,• said Coach the three-man, Price.·
Jlight's garnt Hts three·pointers are
te and a part of nature for
~e wtll be held As long as he's around, the
s Cenl~r . Tip-will lead the way and might
p.m., and off the front-runner Bulls
'th LC ID. the playoffs
support Three The '76ers !hould
neers and be harles Barkley's b1temuch
by trying than his bark. Hornacek ,
with the Phoen1x, created more
P1rza to the team, buttheydon't
Sl the power basketball that are now over
Ftve. The Knicb' spectacu­
lar defense wall conttnue to be a
major threat to the defending
World Champs, Chicago Bulls
Their muscles and Patty Riley's
brain will certamJy light up the
change in the East.
The Nets fans should be
excited to know their top per­
formances in the East lfDrazen
Petrovic emerges as the donu­
nating force in the NSA, rhey
will beat •da Bulls!•
Six Chicago, Cleveland,
New York, New Jersey, and Or·
lando w111 secure thear playoff
locks ExpanSJon Charlotte, At­
lanta, and Indiana will threat
the maJor powers in thl' play·
offs, and Boston and Dl'troit will
barelywathhold their reputation
but can never ach1evewhat they talent, the Bulls should be back in
the Finals, most probably wath
the Suns &om the West
So you may thmk I am one of
the rarioes m sports cnttcs; oh,
no. My attempt to bnng this
assue to the forefront 1s to extend
my attention and respect to the
Eastern Conference, whe~ all
teams are striving to let the Bulls
abdicate their throne in Chicago.
Theywanratinsomeotherplaces,
and they are gomg for it.
I would hke to extend my
final words to all Mavericks fans.
Dallas has proven to us that life is
not just 'quantity ' Theu toler­
nnce. effort, and challenge are sim­
ply the best in the NBA, and their
'quality' performance will pay off
for their losses. Don't worry, be
happy. bination of offenSt and pitching
to take them to the 'Series, but
this year it will be harder to beat
At~nta Atlanta almost won in
'92, but now their pttchmg LS
even stronger, so that should
make all the difference for thts
season.
Unfortunately for the Blue
Jays, Atlanta onJy got better
whm they made the acquisition
of last year's N.L CyYoungwin­
ner, Greg Maddux. Because the
Br~ves' pitching staff is so awt·
some (their fifth starter could be
the #1 or #2 on most dubs),
they wtll be hard to beat.
Plus, their offense is at least
average, so they Jhould be able to
score enough runs to help the
starters rack up wins. Atlanta
should see some tough cornpeu­
tion from the Houston Astros
and theS.F.Gianu, because both
teams got some much-needed
helpwuh their acquisition of free
agents
Houston gets quality pitch­
ing from Doug Drabek and Greg
Swindell, and the Giants got a
big addation to their lineup with
Barry Bonds battingclean~up be­
htnd Will Clark. But, Houston
needs more offense, and che Gt­
ants need better pitching. Until
they improve, Atlanta will domi·
nate.
The A.L West was a tough
call, and I chink that it will be a
close race among the Oakland
A's, Texas Rangers, and Chicago.
-But neJther Texas nor Oakland
has the pitching necessary to take
them to first place. Chacago has
awesome offense, especiallywtth
a he;llthy Steve Sax (who c:c.n't
possibly have another bad year)
and fearsome Frank Thomas If
the1r pttchingstays h~Jthy, th15
15 a team to watch.
fmally, an the N.L East,
Montn:al has kept us mam lineup,
which was impressive last year,
but also added wme needed pttch­
mg and what they hope is a fu­
ture All-Star at shortstop (Wtl
Cordero). lfeverythmgpansout
hke th~ expect that at w1ll,
Montreal wtll be a dangerous
team.
Bes1des, who else an the N.L
East as going to be tough' The
Mets arc still a disappointment ,
the Pirates lost coo much to free
agency, and the Cardtnals sull
have to add some key players to
the team.
Well1 that as my assessment
of what the 1993 season holds for
MaJor League Baseball 1 know
that there are gomg to be some
very upset or offended people out
there, so rather rhan wme nasty
leners to the ed1tor, I suggest
that anybody who thanks that
thetr predictions make more
sense, please send your (coher­
ent) ideas tome at box'2219orac
the Pao Log (box 121). 1 will take
rhe best submtssions and pnnt
them in next wtdc's sports sec·
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-THE ~ LOG -page 11 • -. "' Rl_ A
OAT DYLAN c:x.n DOES
DADCM:
No. not THE Dylan dude.. .it's
hts .son,Jakob, and Ius band the
Wallflowers. Don't to be
disappointed, though-Jakob is
a· followin' daddy's footsteps,
telling engaging stories through
h1s songs tn his own distinct
style of folk and R&R. Wtth
special guests Pete Droge and
Friends, composed of members
of Pearl Jam. Love on lee, Utde
Womcn,and Ramadillo . At the
Roseland Theater, Q p.m ..
T1~.ket info: call 224-TIXX .
Cool beanst
WEVE COv£ Al.O'G
WAY. BABY-
Stark Ravmg Theatre presmts
Dons Baizlej•'s 'Dolls,' a play set
m the Swingin' SixtJes and
posing the eternally
mindbogghng quesnon, "Has
the role of women really
changed'" "Uhh._mmmaybe?a
10·30 p.m. on Fridays and
Saturdays , scaning today and
continutng all the way 'til
March 27. Located at 4319 SE
Hawthorne Blvd Ticket
re.seNations , 232-70n.
~ll ERST ARK RA VI'C
"'I\ \iicoanal meditation on big
rats, S1zzler n:staurants 1 rhe
AiDS pandemic rn Laguna
Beach, loose money, walk-by
su1cides and, of course, love and
death ~ Urn, yeah ... makes sense
tome. Suuurre. Wednesdays to
Saturdays at 8 p.m., and on
Sundays at 4 p.m., from today
until March 28.
1-£$ YOLNC N'D f-E'S
RESTlESS
Colby Chester. Does the name
nng a bell? Probably not. But
he did play Michael Crawford
on The Young & The Restless,
lhe NW ford Dealers truck­
man, and has appeared in
vanous feature ftlms and
became the co-host of Seanle
Today. Now what do you
think of him(. "Waw, he's just,
like, totally cool, now that I
know that about him!• And he
writes poeoy, too. Check him
out at Conant and Conant,
reading from his new
collection, Seizing Paradise, at
7 p m. For more mfo, call241-
n.26. What am I, a freakin I
phone book?!
rrs ~T YOLR TYPICAL
EVERYDAY KARAOKE
<Xl'..STESL
lr's a Karaoke Ogera Contest!
The first eve( m the
Northwest ! (like u:'s reallybeen
done anywhere else .) Now
you and your fnends cansing
your favorite arias and duets
wtth a 37 page sing-along
booklet {I mean, like you'll get
all the latin stuff right ... ) and be
Judged by the Oregonian's
classical music critic David publick occurrences editor-RYAN LEE a
Stabler ~nd receive cool prizes.
Call up Allegro med~
coordinator Robe.rt Russell at
257-8480, or the m.:mager of
Cla.;su:al Millenaum, Mlchael
Parson at 231-8909 for more
details. That's another two to
add to your phone book ...
EX-BECGAR SNCS TH:
8U..ES
Chns Chandler has earned his
ktep singing on streetcorners,
at soupkitchens, laundromat s,
rallies and nots while lavmg out
of his Volkswagen for the past
five years before being
discovered by Flying Fish
records. Now he has an album
entitled 'As Seen On No TV on
sale nationwide . Wow, lC's like
the Ameriun Dream come
true. ·sigh· Chandler will be
playing at Music Millenium's
32ndand East Burnside (he'll
meet some aspiring songwriter
bums over there) at 5 p.m ..
AFTER All lHS YOU STU
HA VENT F{)LN)
~TOOOlHtS
I I\1JAY?rn
Not that this is a last resort or
anything ... {watch, I'll get some
letters like the ones April got
for this one. .. ) Sylvam
Fremaux, LCs vtsiting instruc­
tor at the music department ,
conducts the Chamber
Orchestra's perfomance of
Moun's "Magic Flute Over­
rure, .. Haydn's Symphony 99,
and uszc's Piano Concerto No.
One, among orher things.
Aren't I so cultured 'cuz I know
all these things? Chya.ah ... $4
for students, starts 8 p.m at
Evans.
LM~~~~~~~~~
Now playing_.Caveman Shoe
Store, Kilgore Trout, and
Pappyl Check 'em out and you
can say m a couple of years
when you see them get famous,
"ch yeah, J remembe r those
guys .. .I always ~..new they were
gonna be big someday ... " and
tmpres.s your friends. At 9 p m.
for an el cheapo price.
IF YOJ CAN'T AFf'()R{)
... there'\ always Pamplindon .
See our girls take on the
Umversiry of Puget Sound, 2
p.m., at the tennis courts (no
duh).
SOFA~VE/LCTV
TO"«)-{T
This week brings you the
Roben Redford-dtrected flick 'A
River Runs Through It'
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UN_~A
IT'S 1WO \V83<S PAST
V DAY1
Juat kidding, Jason. But it is
Mardi Gras. Celebrate it at LaLu.na with a Catun Dinner/"
FUm Presentation at 5 p m , •
folio~ by a performance by
New Orlean's The Dirty Dozen
Brass Band As tf that wasn't
enough LaLuna also hosts
everyone's favonce reverb­
guitar-cheesy-organ -funky
groovy Manchester boys wtth
the bowl haircuts, Inspiral
Carpets Wtth spectal guests
Sunscreem. The funbegms at
10 p.m., and the entire package
o' fun is yours for only 8
buckaroos.
ON A
PtOLOCSTAFF~
Come or don't complam .
Or write letters to the editor.
RElEASE All OF YOLR
PENT 4..P FRUSTRA T1CN)
ATTI-E WORlD
Biohazard releases their anger
for you at the Roseland
Theater, bringing their songs of
urban decay, cnme, drugs, and
death to ruin your otherwise
happy mood. Wath special
guests the equally pissed off
hardcore Queens band, Sick of
It All, and the LA.. based Fear
Factory.
LC Sll.DENTS MAKE tv£
I..Al.Oi
Jordan Brady returns, along
with LC alum Amy Nash, for
Club Stamm 11 I "But it's a
Monday night!" you whine.
• Ahhh .• just shaddup and go!"
Remember, 8:00 to 10:00 for
laughs, food, drinks, and door
• pnzes.
-.,
UES_ A
SEX!
That attention-grabbing
gimmick jusr never fails.
Samuel S. Janus, PhD, and
Cynthia L Janus, MD {note the
difference), discuss their just­
published srudy, 'The Janus
Report on Sexual Behavior.'
Everything you ever wanted to
know but didn't dare ask. . .7
p.m., at Conant and Conant.
Call the Conant and Conant
number I gave you.
I!HI
That grabbed your attention ,
too, bub? Probably 'cuz you
have oo freakm' adea what the
hell that meartt. lsru, The Last
Yahi, is a new documentary
film by Jed RJffe and Pam
Roberts about the man who
came to be known as •the last
wild Indian m North Amenca. •
lf 'Dances with Wolves' didn't
exactly paint you a very good
picture of Native American life,
then clu.s one may be the one
for you. Premjeres in Portland
at Cmema 21, and lasts only
three daya (until March 4)
Showtimes at 7·00, 8·40, 10:10
(p.m.) 51-0W
For the untalented and com­
pletely shameless Your chance
to win cool pnzes for domg
what you do best {or worst)!
They don't care what you do,
so why should you? At
Stamm sometime at night
IN SPIRAL CARPETS, FER SURE.. ospirg tip o' the wed(
ncerested in politics? Con·
erned about makmg your
tee heard in government?
hen come on down to Salem
th us for Lobby Day 1993 1 n Man:h 3rd (next Wednes-·
ay) we'll take the capitol by
tonn. Students from across
he state wtll gather for
peakers and activities that ,
each us haw we can be a
•gn•ficant fon:e m our state
eg~slature .
or more mfo, call us at x7128.
~
•so this is how it fec:ls to be lonely ... " Couldn't get that ;;ong
out of my head for a loooong time. Hear the bowl-cut boys
blast Laluna at 10:00 p.m. on Sunday, along Wtth Spec1al guests
Sunscreem, for only $8! Do you know how expensave tt is to
get from England to Penland?
WEIGHT WATCHERS COME TO LC
IT~kOst waffles are damn fattening, aren't they? If walking from
class to class isn't enough exercise for you, come to the base­
ment of the Agnes Flanagan Chapel for Tuesday afternoon
meetings which start with a weigh in at 4:40, and then gee
mducted into a program for weight loss and weight mainte­
nance that focuses on nutrition, exerctse, behavtor modification,
group support. Deep, eh? First:-time registration fee is $17,
,w·u h a weekly meeting fee of SlO.
21st CENTURY SEX
By nature, ~ople are sexual animals. There is no getting
around thar biolog~c and phystologic fact. But what kind of
sexuaJ animals are the American coUege students becoming?
tl\lrtsvver these questions and much more when you volunteer to
become a rectpumt of the 1993 National College Student Sex
Survey, an entirely self-financed and thu:. unbiased study into
the sexual amrudes and practices of today's coUege students.
Send aS AS E. to Naoonal Student Survey.f.O. Box 13158,Des
Moines, lowa, 50310
"NO, IT COUlDN'T HAVE BEEN A DREAM. . ."
Does the idea of bemg abducted by aliens appeal to you? Have
•vr111 ever wondered if "they" have tried tomake contact with
•us"? Did you ever dream of being whisked away by another
life form .. .lf so send in your anecdote, poem, vision, picture,
whatever, as long asit is about aliens, to LC Box 2197, and you
might win tickets to the Penland pmniere of "Fire in the Sky,· •
new release from Paramount Pictures, based on a true story of
an alien abduction . Weirdo.
Baritone Voice LEWIS & ~
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