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Volume 57, Number 14

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1993-02-01

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I • 1 LEWIS & CLARK COI.I.EGE --STUDENT-RUN NEWSPAPER- VOLUME 57, Number 14 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1993
EWS
-Spring Into action
with outdoor
adventure trips
-ASLC Election
Voter's Guide
EXI'URES
-One-of-a-Kind
Dawn Elmer, with
camels
-Trematod e
Dream: the chaos
continues
ORUM
-Where did all the
flower children go?
-Voting
endorsements and
woes
PORTS
-Basket-ball
galore
-swimm ing update
ace
-student Survey
answers questions ,
raises Issues
-Get Informed:
OSPIRG 's Green
Voter campaign --_____ ,.._..,. • -"'" ---- ~·---- -• • - • - I
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Painting Lounges, Cable 1V and Theme Floors:
Can tliey keep you on campus?
Are you unsatisfied with your on-ampua
living sttuation? Do you feel isolated? Do you feel
confined? Do you want more of a say in what goes on
m the dorms? Are you considenng JiVtng someplace
other than on -campus next year or possibly leaVtng
Lewrs 8c Clark altogether because you feel that life on
this campus IS unsatisfactory!
Well, don'tgoanywhereJustyet At the beginning
of thts term rwo LC studentsorga nrzed a newcomnut .
tee to think of ways that thts school could improve Jts
on-campus living situation. The Improvement of Campus Ufe committee is
very important because they are •taking nearly all of
the major gripes that student~~ living on this campus
have and trymg to tum them around,' said Schutte.
Schutte feels chat the time students spend living
on college campuses is crucial in their lives and chat it
is too bad many of lC's on-campus students are aching
to get away from the dorms.
So far this term committee members have been
brairrstorming for ways to make LC a better place to
live. Now the only thing left is the distribution of
The newly formed Improvement of
Campus Ufe ColnJ1Uttee is aimed at
•rdentify[ing) the chief concerns about
campus life ... and solv(ing) them cre­
atively a.nd definitivdy .• The proposal•
for the fortnatton of the commJttee also
states that •the committee's plan will
cover aU maJorconcems1 with no excep­
tions, to ensure a radical restructunng ~ surveys to find out what ideas students are
of campus life. • • interested in a.nd how they fee: about the:
changes being proposed. Surveys Will go
out to a hundred randomly selected stu­
dents a.nd the results should be compiled by
Wednesday, February 24.
Rather than focusing on changmg
the negative aspects of living on cam- -~--•
pus, committee members are trymg to U Some of the ideas that students are
being asked about include being able co
paint their own rooms or lounges, the
creation of a dorm designated for juntors
and seniors, installation of cable television
i.n dorm lounges, expanded shuttle scMces,
highhght the advantages of campus life .MSoLUT
and make it a more attractive opt1on.
The Improvement of Campus llie committee is
made up of students, administrators , faculty and staff
members Dennis Madson, VJcepn:sident of student
affain, is the head of the committee. A.r]an Schutte, a
sen1ot at LC a.nd Dtrector of Picture This Productions,
IS the c.o-c.hau
Also involved are the heads of acadenuc depart­
ments, staff members from the adDUsstons office, di­
rectors of Bon Appetit and Physical Plant, as well as
rep~ntaoves from Student Council
All of the committee membezs are excited about
the changes being proposed and hope that they ca.n
begm unplemenong many of them very soon
Schutte and Shannon Todd initiated the project.
Both were concerned with the number of students
unhappy Wlth on--campus life.
• u expanded recreational areas on campus and
SoAEJ)otl\. the creation of academically grouped Boors.
lf rhe 'urvey response is high and srude.nts axe
encbusiutic about the changes propOsed, there u a
great likelihood that ideas favored by the student body
will be implemented by FaJJ Tam1993 . There is some
remodeling . that wiU probably take longer but the
committee is excited to begm making changes as soon
as possible.
At the moment, LC's graduation rate is quite low,
somewhere in the sixtieth percentile range. Adminis­
trators, faculty membez$ ~d students fed that these
figures could be much higher if chan~ proposed by
the committee were implemented.
AU the committee needs now is for you, the stu·
dent body, co tell them what you would liJce to see
changed. If you have any c:ommencs, questions or
suggestions for the committee, give them a call at
ext. 7150 (extension 7). •
o e·-o er
If you could change one thing abOut on-ciinpus life at Lewis & Clark what
would you change?
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EMit V MILLS: STEFA~ JOSES: ADAM JOHNSTON: JUANITA V£RO: THEilESA BERLIN:
We need a Student I would encourage I would make it so 1 would make it I would change the
Un1on where more activites for on- t~t the cost of possible to get off of. responsibililtie.s of
students can meet. camp·us students living on-campus Bon Appetit's meal the RAs so thJt their
There could be a Perhaps we could was cheapet or that plans. There should JOb was more to help
coffee shop that's organi:te some larger the quality of on- be a way that students ~d g~ve
open all of the time acttvities for more camus life was more students can hve on-them suppon if they
with better food than one dorm in worth the money. campus and not be needed it. Right
than in the Trail order to get students forced to pay extra now I ~I that che
Room or Bon living on-campus money m order co RA'1 Job is to police
Appetic. It could be together in a social eat at the Bon. students Uld make
• sure they aren't an a cozy place where ~cmng.
people could hang trouble Uld thU
out and see friends. •stories and photos by EJUN DUNFOIU>-should be changed. I F , -• •
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....... rin Bli Tri: s . , ~er
Break away to Death Valley. Car"\on de Guadelupe . Grand Canyon, <;an FranCISCO, santa Cruz Island, Utah Canyonlands rave an'-A. ounteer \. 1-.J -1'-" .. r.. nes 0 r.. ~
Kristina Pebworth
l.ookmg for somedung to do
chs~ Spnng BreaH Tired of
~tchlngb&dl.ovt Btult and Orrr.<
reruns all day long{ Just whe.n
you thought you were destmed
to spend your break telling your
relatives what klnd of classes
you' n: til king next tet m, Lewis 8t
Clark has saved the day.
Both College Outdoots and
Alternative Break Coalition are
offenng several tnps to beat the
Spnng Break blues. CoUegeOut­
doors offers five trips ranging
from$195toS395 , to places from
Death Valley to the Grand Can­
yon. All trips are from March 17
to 28.
A camping trip r:o Canon de
Cuadelupe, Mexico is being of­
fered for the first time at the cost
of S395. This trip m North BaJa
offers ~uriful canyons, palm
nus, hot spnngs, and waterfalls,•
according to joe Yuska Dlrector
of College Outdoors . -The
Mexico trip also features adiffes­
ent culture," Yuska said.
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NEWSPAPER Another trip bemg offered
for the first tune ts bad. packing
through Death VaUey 'The
weather, while extremely hot m
the summer, is quite comfort­
able dunng the spring, • Yuska
saJd You can expcnence 11,000
feet of mountains, as well as •in-
//You learn more
with someone
wlto knows the
area, and
knows good
places to go,."
-joe Yuska
c.rcdible scenery and spectacular
sunrises and sunsets," according
to Yusk.a. This trip costs S285.
Another backpacking trip
will take place in the Utah
Canyonlands For S335, you can
take in a scenery of rock arches
and other rock formations . 'This
trip 1s popular, and the trip leader
knows the area really well,"
Yuska satd
There is also a backpacking
tnp to the Grand Canyon for
$385. ThegroupWlll h\kuo the
Havasupai Reservation tn rhe
bonom of the canyon, and camp.
They will have the opportumty
to explore the canyon in depth.
A trip to Santa Cruz Island,
in the Channel Islands National
Park, will be led by Yuska This
trip costs only S 195 and is a vol­
unteer project for the Nature
Conservancy . Yuska said Col­
lege Outdoors is looking for
people with botany or forestry
tx"""~~~ienc.e to participate, since
the group wiU be doing vegeta­
tion research.
•eoUege Outdoors 1S good af
you don't have a lot of outdoor
experience or af yc.u've never
been to a place before because
the leaders know what they're
domg/ Yuska satd. -vou learn
more W1th someone who knows
the area; and knows good places
to go, and places not to go,• he
said. Yuska said some of the tnps
are almost full while others still
have lots of space lf you arc
mterested in anyofthe tnps, you
should stop by the College Out
doors office ASAP
Alternative Spring Breaks
lookmg for somethmg a
lttde cheaper and less physacaUy
demanding? The Altematsve
SpnngBreaksma.ybeahttlemo~
your style Thss year the Alter
nauve Break Coalition as offer­
ing tnps to San Francisco, at $130
and Portland and Woodburn,
costmg $75 each
ParticipantsoftheSan Fran
asco trip will be volunteenng sn
the Tenderloin District "lbe
focus of the trip wall be on
homelessness, youth, and the
AIDS assue, • sasd Scott Harrulton,
LC Volunteer Semces Coords­
nator
The trip, from March 20-27,
will be led by students Harfitah
Chung and Megan Voorhees .
Portland Spring Break par·
dcipants W1U be staying at a
• //We will be
working with
those wlto pro­
vide health care,
legal /,ssistattce,
and general as-
sistance. to sea­
sonal workers. "
-Eric
-Massanari
church m North Portland and
voluntee.nng at the HIV Day
Center and Operation
Ntghtwatch, among other orga­
ruzations Hamilton said the
group would be dealing Wtth is­
sues of homelcssness and pov­
erty and how they affect youth
Members of the group will m­
dude students &om Ocadental
CoUege as wdl as several Oregon
schools
Participants the . In ' '1
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r:,
l t
LC at:ucMnta b. t*pa.ck In the Utah c.nyon Ianda
dlnlg a 1992 College Outdoora Spriilg Br nk Tr_,.
Woodburn trip will be focusmg
on issues facmg migrant work­
ers They will be working with
Fnends of Seasonal and Servace
Workers, a support organization
for seasonal workers. -vie will
be worklng with those who pro­
vtde health care, legal aSSistance,
and general assistance to seasonal workers, • said &ic Massa nan.
Program Manager of the Alter·
nattve Break Coalition.
IE you are mterested in these
Spnng Breaks, callVolunteerSe.r·
vices at ext. 7114 or s•gn up on
the volunteer board in
Templeton across from the Com­
puter Resale office
perience the 26th nual
International Fair
E. Pluribus Unum
Friday, February 19th
11-Z:OO a.m. Rusty NaU
Dance. Mostly American mus1c and
the best dance mustc from around the wortd.
S lal uest M. C. Shahzeb. Saturday, February ZOth
11 a.m. -1 :30 p.m. Templeton Center
International Fair Food Bazaar
2-4:00 p.m. Chapel
International Show.
page 2 -THE PIONEER LOG -FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 19. 1993 -· rrst
Yes, it is true,
column to sbghtly i
must now do the on
then leave the collut
I said last week t
week/16-week systt
faculty member, anc
The correct fact
no class days at all
endorsed a proposed
near you.
In case you haveJ
Students Lewss & 0
long chunky-style m
what happened ·
One Thol fielde1
As you may know, F
tXlStence by Campui
takes over that of th~
The Peer Review
ISSues, or some such
under ASLC and ]-B~
There were man1 • the student Ju'dicia.l i
colleagues and braced
.... ~o. ....
Um. ASLCbudg~
is besng handled by 1
Finance, Chad HoU~
Co-chief]ustsce}
relaung to dnnkmg 1
Office JUst can't contl
me.
The Commumca l
to say the board whtcl
rtad this. Oh, and by
April, in case you doll
Oh, hey, guess w
class speaker will be, 1
or something. Studt
\.Orturutttee to Ftgure
rneeung with Preside
SAAB, the Stud~
term and so for the end
Vice-President Shann
Wouldntt get bored .
The Dubach stuc
hopes of being ocecu
aU m favor, some at
would hapf>Cil
Some people are u,
who was here last w
gomg to Thts lS bem
Vac~President of
UnWieldy Titles Cary
to be appointed and t
up, like Busin
Now for the lm
· up, nght? W ,
lnd hie yourself to a
There are various
YQu, so you should g
Want it, and all that
the picture in the P
,..._That's it, good
, come to meetm
tade.rs. peace, love, ho •
..
Massa nan.
f the Altes­
on.
!ted in these
>lunteerSes­
. sign up on
board in
'mtheCom· a
'irst ..
..L l
I Mad~ A Mistalu
Yes, it is true, you have reused your tnterpretatton of this
column to shghcly above rruld distrust, and I made a nustake. I
must now do the only noble thing, which is to conect myself and
then leave the collunity
J saJd last week that the faculty had endorsed the proposed 15-
week/16-week system. My error was pointed out to me by a
faculty member, and now I must bow my head tn shame
The correct fact is. The faculty have endorsed a schedule with
no class days at all Nol Only a JOke In fact, the faculty have
endorsed a proposed 68-day per turn schedule Look for It 10 a year
near you
In case you haven't caught on, th1s as Ivan with the Associated
Students Lewas & Clark Student Council update We had a nice
long chunky-style meetmg Tuesday, a good two hours, and here's
what happened·
One Thol Fa elder, President of Peer Review, came buy to chat.
As you may know, Peer Revaew 1S m enttty mag1cally called mto
eXIStence by Campus ufe over the summer, whose role partaaiJy
takes over that of the ASLC }-Board
The Peer Revtew Board deals wtth pnmarilywtth residence haU
ISsues, or some such Mr Ftdderwanted Peer Review to be brought
under ASLC and ]-Board but not to become one with the latter
There were many arguments relating to nearly every angJe of
rhe student Jtldidal process. Anyway, we thanked hun and has
colleagues and braced ourselves for many future discusstons of thts
Um ASLC budgeting is corrung up in the near future, and this
is betng handled by our illustrious Vtce-President of Budget and
Finance, Chad Holloway Whee
Co-chief J usttceAdam Campbell has a couple of cases actually,
relaung to dnnhng and theh. Sounds llke the Student AffaJrs
Office JUSt can't control themsdvesl No, only k.iddmg, don't expel
me..
The Commumcations Board, that tS to say the media, which is
to say the board whtch 1 head,ls tzying to figure out budgets as you
read dus Oh, and by the way, last year's yearbook will be here in
April, in case you don't know yet
Oh hey guess what No one seems to know who the senior
, I I I • 1ua:5:. speaker will be, but rest assured he/she wtll be •wor d c ass,
or something Student ·At-Large Meg Coker as one-half of the
Committee to Ftgure This One Out (CFTOO), and she has been
meetang with President Bill Mooney to discuss it.
SAAB, the Student Acadern.ac Affairs board, is done for the
term and so for the end of the ASLC year Good night Maybe SMB
Vice-President Shannon Todd took on the R.usry Natl so she
wouldn't get bored
The Dubach student lounge is still bemg hashed around 10
hopes of betng executed Apparently wh.i.le som~ ad~astrat _ors
ueallm favor, some are not so tn favor, and we got tntoa dtsc~sston
of what would happen if these two facuons physJcallyduked tt o~t.
Some people are unhappy because Robbie Conal, the LA arttst
IWhowas here last week, left before the advertisements satd he was
to. Thas as betng looked into. .
Vtce-Presi dent of lnfonnation and Programnung and long
UnWieldy Titles Cary Timm saad a new SOFA director is stiU_goang
be appomted and that they have all lands ~f mcredible actwmes
up, like Business Office mud ~tling
Now for the important stuff: EJecttons You know they're
IICOnlit up, nght~ Well, on the 24th if you don't crawl out of bed
lnd hte yourself co a voting booth, you probably suck.
There are various people runnmg who would love to talk to
)'Ou, so you should get tnformed Make the school the way you
want it, and aU that. Do you thank Kiley is runmng for VP of B&F
10 the picture tn the Pathfinder will be correct? 1 do
That's tt, good bye, good night, I'm rued, see me do dus on
,....,., come to meettngs Tuesday at 6:15pm., talk to your student
r.J.cl.eB. peace, love, homework. Thank you for readtn& you are my J\lpws
April M. Lee
Arc you a business major?
Or are you JUSt interested in our
ever-emerging global market?
Then hopefully you didn't mus
the first annual Busmes.s Sym·
postum, which was held at Lewts
and Clark, Wednesday , Febru­
ary 10 The symposium ad­
dressed •suc~ful Competition
m the Global Sector. •
The symposium consisted
of three daytime lectures and an
evening round table discussion .
The first lecture, tided,
•Change.~ in U S Compeciuve­
ness• was presented by Robert
Z.IJiber, a professor of lntema·
ttonal Economics and Finance
at the Universtty of Chicago,
Graduate School of Busmcss.
•competmve Strategies
What Are the Jmphcations in a
Global Market?', the second lec­
ture for the symposium, was
presented by Charles W L Hut,
•
--....1Ster
April M.Lee and
Dianna Frick
Sister SoulJah, self-described
orgamzer, ag1tator, lecturer and
rapper, will speak Feb 22 at 7 30
p m tn the Chapel Her lecture,
enutled •Reach One, Teach
One,• will focus on the tnflu­
ences of rap on black culture,
raclsm, ce.nsorslup and empow­
erment. Jt ts sponsored jointly
by L ewts & Clark and Portland
State University student groups
as part of Black History Month
l UC lU.>l UU.U!) lU tulUW
about Sister SoulJah is that •she
never fronts, • according to
SoulJah hersdf
College-educated and drug­
free, Soultah LS known as hip­
hopartist, a •raptivtst• as Chuck
D of Public Enemy caUed her.
Souljah became a member of
Public Enemy Ill 1991
In 1990, she adopted the
name SoulJah (pronounced
SOUL·jah)- wtuch is a combina­
tion of •sout• and the Hebrew
word for God She then went
solo with her Debut Album •360
Degtecs of Powez' It was that
record that gave listeners a taste
of what was to come· •souljah•,
said the Iynes, «was not born to
make whi.te people fed comfort­
able. • The Iynes continu~ •J am
African first, 1 am black first; l
Summer Camp Jobs for
Men and Women
Hidden ValleyCamptnteMew­
ang on February 24 Make ap­
pomtment and get further in­
form.anon at Career Planning
and Placement Center.
F.xtra Income *93"
Earn $200-$500 weekly ma.tling
1993 uwn travel brochures .
For mon: information, send self
addressed, stamped envelope to:
Travel Joe., P 0 Box 2530, Mi­
ami, FL. 33161 .. an aSJOCiate professor of Man-
agement and Organization at the
UniVel"'ity of Washington .
Jack NedaU, the fonnerpresi­
dcnt and general m:magerofProc­
tor and Gamble and an adjunct
professor at the University of
Oregon. presented a lecture on
case htstories of international
• • .strategtc compenuon .
A round table discussaon was
held later m rhe evening with
vanous Oregon businesses being
represented bytopc:xecutives and
managers.
The symposium proved ro
be very succe.uful.
•for the fint year, I was n:­
ally pleased,' stated Enca
Toyama, c.o-chatr of the event.
'We had no less than 50 people at
each event:
Theevencwas organized and
facilitated entirely by students.
The three committee members
were co-chiar Erica Toyama, co­
chaar Roxanne Frye, and Chn.s-­
topher Leber, the dtrector of ad-
wantwhat'sgoodformeandmy
people first, all right? If my sur­
vival means your total destruc­
tion. then so be it. You built this
wicked system They say two
wrongs don't make a right, but it
'My whole album is
geared toward get·
ting African people to
study and to actively
• organize for self-
sufficiettcy. Ami thAt
is more threatenlttg
to white peopk tMn
•
brothers getting
guns. n
-Sister Souljah
damn sure makes it even. •
According to Souljah, her
album IS intended to gee Afncan
people to study and actively or­
ga.ruze for self-sufficency
Souljah was bt>rn Lisa
Wilhamson tn 1964 in the Bronx
tn New York Ctty She and her
two s1blings were raiSed by her
mother after her fat her left when
she was very young
She attended ComelJ
sadvanced pl.ac:ernltDt
C\dtomer Service
Wa.oted 7 people
Can you spare 7 to 10 hours a
week to make $500-$700 a
month? If you like challenges;
fun, excitement and helping
people, caU 639...5269 vert ising and travel. All three are
businessandadrrurustratlVestud·
ie! students The group had fi.
nanc~al support from the college,
but the rnayority of the fundt
came from the Student Ac.1denuc
Affairs Board.
The original idea for che Busi­
ness Symposium developed Jan
Spring. Interested scudenta had
a meettng and the idea grew from
there, accordmg to Toyama.
It is not appartent whether
rhe Symposium will be an an­
nual event, however, because all
of the committee memben; are
• k"lltors.
1t's really up m the a1r nght
now. At th1s point we are hard
pressed co get another group to­
gether/ said Toyama.
The comrruttee plans on
writt.ng up their report of the
project and then will try to re­
cruit new people to organize che
symposium next year.
"We really hope it conttn­
ues/ expressed Toyama
summer program and later rna·
jored 1n history and Ahican stud·
ies while an ending Rutgers Uni­
versity. It was there that she
first wrote fiery editonals and
articles for the school newspa­
per.
A student of the Bible and
the Koran, Sou ljah is able to quote
from both, and she also has quite
a bit to $3y about rac1sm, rap,
and America.
~~ have a lot of messages, •
SouJjah said. '"The strongest 1s ro
African women· to understand
who we are. To develop defini·
tions of oursdves that are rooted
in our history as opposed to m­
hcnted through the American
media. To divorce ourselves &om
the ways of other people who
want to define our reality. To
understand we, as African
women, have the potential to do
anything. •. we come &om a legacy
of strength, and we come from a
legacy of fighters •
Souljah says rap mus1c 1s
powerful because •tt has all the
right combinations . It has Afri­
can drum, the warp beat , the
young votces .... rap music is so
powerful because it puts people
in a leadership who 'A'Ould not
ordinarily be allowed to speak,
rap rhyme, sing or say anything.
..• rap represents all types of
emotions .•
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·Choose or Lose· Sections are Wednesday. Fetruary 24 • •
f.S Tabtha Soren vvould say, • Tbr stud£nt Ju •
student infncti.:>e
JioD to the Duo
studeo t body uc c
• The Associated Students of~;.&: Qar]( COUese, known ~s A.SLC, is LC's ~~~~~;~;a; · A:;~~~~~ ~~e::'c:!:::~::::a
of the coll • ASLC cunentJy suppozu 11 charter~ orgaoa:uttons , SC'Y'U1 stugc_nt ma.~Ja , '~ . • • ~ four d ed -idents thr« dected and two ~ppointed Student...at-l..rge , and appomtcd a-officios . ASLC d a body of students
electo:l npnres~sdeot, I ect \."lCC pres f I dersbi the nnrn:u'\.' goal of which is to represent and serve the students of serviD8 tudcnts. It is a gova ummt we: striva to ~ate a structure o ea p, r·-,
Lewis 8l Qark College.
ASLC President
t
Student Counol is the best avenue we have for
m.a.king c:banges and irnprovr:ments at thss
sChool 1 am a.rutdy awa.."'e, hOW'e'"U, of the
fact that nobody mows v.ilat Student Council
lS or what 1t can do for them. It ts en tical that
it become mon: 4cawbJc and useful for stu­
dents. 1 would like to see more students utiliz­
ing Council m the tapicities tt is meant for; mainly, as an avenue for stUdent mput
and for rmplcnennng duages ~ ~d likt to ~ at LC. My previous experientt
on Conrvil is a.n asset and proof that I am mtere:sted in making this a better place. Haly
Warren
Hs, I'm Haly Wa.."!en and I'm running for ASLiC
Pzestcknt. Then:. are a lot of students here Who
don't know what ASLC is c1U about.
If elected, my job as President will be to
change that. A student government LS Just t.h.lt,
a stu.it:JU p•c:mmcnt and that's Y.~y 1 will listen
to students and take their conCt:Jns, compQint~ etc. to the cldminisuation and tht
other ASLC officm
I recognizt: that apathy on c.unpus is a problem and one of my first proJectS v.
be to increase .stUdent involvt:ment and awareness . ASLC needs a fresh pc:tspcca\t
· a.nd I've got a.
Students-at -~ge
Robert
l m r.Jcnm& fa: • ...SLC Student at Luge
boa use I \\o:mt to become i.avciwd Ul oa
OYC2ll scboaa~ I w~ to~~pan
of me crgannuan that will p:sacrYe an.ci
~ourKMol
I mtamen:iytbc ftegdmtoftbc Fon:st
N!sidcocc Nil Cocnnl and ~ member of the
R.rsidt-nce H•tk AWIC'Unon.
Tbcse sobs b.aYe ac:ated a desm: to work
m a~ Olli,lln17.U&an and bt ~put of the
entuc schoofs goyan:nenta! pocru
Thanks for your support.
• •
I bclieYie that ASLC's mocmous budget
makes its ro!e vay critical to improvin& and
mgu:no.g tbtngs for the students. 1 thmJc
rb.a: the rc!c of the ASLC Student Council hu
been cndemuncd m the p.as:r
If dectai as an SAL I plan to \NOrk on
linproYUlg the way the Council is ~zuived by
both ~ smdents and the admmn.rntion.
I bdir~ that there 1.1 a desparate rw:ed fat
tru:ummngthe 6>J:St'ngg;JP ~'UU the Coun­
cil and 1M student ~ lt IS supposed to be
representing
In my op~:ann., the rolt: of the student ~ tS not mudy to aprulm: on s:u.dent
dJsurisf.tc_w:n, but be atu to a:hcr explain to
their peas 'Why thmgs uc th£ wzy they ue Ot
..wrk tow.uds dwlge Michael Dexter
My goa) is to c:nsuce that mechmisms
remain in p!a~ to guanntcr the dcmocrauc
appra.;m.ation of fmvh at all bds of thls
• LDSUtutlon
As a pnva~ cotlcgt, l.t:wis 8: Ouk CJ\WS
the tl"..I.JOOt)' ol its castcncc to the student
dollar and while by ~w can do w~revcs it
p!eases with tts mooc:y, our minustule size
pamlts U\ uou.su.al AmOUnt of student dt~U.·
t10n of student money.
Having ~tved an my H.aD Cound) as a
Ju.succ me:! a Rep~tative , the Pcu Revkw,
and cwrctltly ASl.C aun &.Officio, I fed l'w
the cxpcnmu oeceswy to perform ~ nsk
of ASLC Scucknt ~p.resentatJW. Amy Smith
Did you vote for M.icJa:y Mouse or Dol:~
Dude? Did you know they -....uc runruog{ 00
you votd Are you .u a citiu:n awan of
people who wuc run.ning for prnidcntC.
If you o~n rnding this paper right
you must be some whAt informed right(
you ve Informed of the RSU!ts .and wbo
an the Presidcn::W ballot of the dectton of
then id:cness of not bcang invoh~ wtth
happens to yow country does not ru1t Y\N·
You would probably ools.it by and~
the &SSUCS tlut th.iscounuyh.u todu! ~'itl!l­
you five here. right~ Nov.•, you live in an<M~
cammurury- Lewis & Ouk:.
• •
~ ,• ...
I ,...
"'c ate! • This ampw b.u the potential of
)'OW' R!Sldcncc far ~ aext four yars u
Urutcd States is your residence at this
Cuing and PWl&lnYOlwd wilh the com:
nity wt you liw in lS unporu.nt. I we
ma~ S\m th.at people an ~y that ~
infonuc:d and that they do Q«.. The
~twill h.appcn on chis campus wiD afte~ctt
life dat you live in aow. By readmg UUlll
finding out t~t you hi~ an OPJ:IOn:un:::y
mak.c a choia about what hAppens to\~'
who you an vote far is put ol the who!t
tblt I ba~ fat m.dcing sure that the
docs not exist from not beiog informed. ...
Dianna frick
ASLC elections will take place J•n. 24
at polling places a:-ound the campus Stu­
dents will sdect the 1993;.94 president.
VP of lnfortUtton and Progtam.ming, VP
ofSAAB, VP of Budget~ Finmce, SALs,
I.DdOUcf }ustia:. J
ing hall during lunch ~"ld dinner and out-•
side of registration m the gym. Polls will
dose at i p m.
Each student who votes will ruave a
coupon for 25 cents off Eo: the Kl:C R!CO!d
~e talcing place the next cUr· voted, the best res~ t:Vtr. The num­
bers may seem low, butaccordtng to Meg
C.Oku, SAL and chair of the EJection Com­
mittee, compued to campus elections
across the eounuy the peKentage of lC
wten wu bigh.
•J've been mvolvtd in student gav­
ernmau for the last four yun and 1\-e
seen a lot of positive changes. It ha.s
showed me that the way tO change things
at this achool .. to vote, • nid Colen. So, now you hive " choia so,
choice.
photos by Enn Feldman (r.utiruJarly outside
• Allow students to
RAs to do all the writ
• Bring Peer Review
• Take a1J c~ces d··",.,.,
nudent writ~ups .
• form a chree-rlcrecf
oonom, J-brd in
Carl ncjf coukl be com
srudents).
AU of these, and ,
• The Budget and I
AD chartered pou1
the board on a wed
:be to one another
I would 5Ca1Ch ouq
::g this conege more d
Ice
' The Studezu Acad«
academic iuues
IIW4es student
lfw.IIO to lC, wads
~:lin:.lttes a stw~
fttil:llcnt of Studeu
I will provide Voung ~are to be ptcJc.ed up at
voungmtes . TbcpKketsind\lMa ballot,
me names of the candidues and m ~ ­
nanon of A:SLC consoturion.Jl amend­
,mcnu lObe voted on
Tbr vonng booths will be located
ousack the Trod Room all~ . F~oelds Din-The ammdme:nu to be voted on in­
dude a atle change of Studeru-at-Larges
to Student Representatives , more~
dciinrd roles of theSAI.s app¢.nted by the
ASLC prt:Sident, md a stipulatson that
lhe SAL who ss the chair of the Owter
Cmnmiuion wtU also become a liuon
betwun student groups and ASLC Raulu will be announced it 11 p.m
at the post-dec:tlOn p.uty in either the
~tfoa ttl of the Rusty NAil. f:lp;es ves or
f.ast yur approximat~ 700 people ::ntu, 1 will act as a
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dc:nu of
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proJectS\\'\.!
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•
·aidman a NEWS
Chief . ustice
• Tb£ stu~o.t Ju~icial ~rd ~-Bo,;ard) u responsible for ~dmini•tcriD.g rut~ , policiH md rqulatioos of tU Collqc aod ~ student body. l.o the e:vau of
student i.alnctioa of guidelma , nude:ata may be ••ked to appur before the boaTd. Bond d?ciaoo.s nnce &om levying 6na to recommrw:ocfinc expul­
sion to the Dun of Student. . Cuee ue similar to those of a sm~ll claim• court. The elected Cbitf Junice aod abc studa,.ts picked at nnd9ru from the
1tudnlt body .ue chosen to bear ucb cue. Deci.sioOJ ue reported to the Student A.ffa1rs Office, who then detcnn;rw• a selllc!IC"t bued upoa the Board's
recommerwfatou .
• Thol Fielder
I believe in the need for a •campus
cnmmunicy' tudtci~ system, one where aU the
intqnl pa.ru (the adaunistration, the fuulry,
and the student body) a.re m~ together a.s
one..
lrutead of giving you a lot of rhetoric
aboot why it is needed and how wonderful it
~ would be, here are some comprehcwve
goals to en.ible a system that worb on ats OYJn
outside the con.straints of any one group
(pa.."ticularly ouuide of the administration) .
• Allow srudcnts to have access to a ~te-up1 so as to take pressure off of the
AAs to do all the writc-upsJ as well as stop the RA •warning system•.
• Bring Peer Review Board under ASLC.
• Tm a1J ca~• directly tiom either U-mpus Safety or from che aforementioned
JtU(knr wnte-ups .
• Form a, chn:.e-rioed JUdicial system oom.posing of Peer kview Board at the
to«om, J-Boud in the middle, .and a CoU~ Council Board at tht. r:op (this
Council could be comprised of an equal amount of filculcy, a.dmin.ist.ration, aDd
mdents) .
All of these, and more, I propose to work oa if dec ted. Dion Ca.shwheeler
Have :,'0' ... bad an alcohol wntc-u~ Noise
violation? CompLunts about your R.A.~ Wdl,
come nght on down to j-Board when the
people an: always smiling and the drinks ~
&ee.
Vote for Dioa Cashwheder far Chid
}usrice .tnd fOr a smaU user fee all )'OUr p:ob­
lems will magia.lly duappear . U you a a now,
you will also receive your vr:ry own .5Ct of
Gmsu-lcnives . Are you rudy to put someone m cfficc th.t won ~t kiss the
administration 's ass and v.iU bring an outside paspa::tive m o:dcr to keep cver"j'One
sane?
ce
• The Budg~ and finaou Baud u r~pollsible for alloationg fundi to student orpni:r;atioa and SJOUPI for' tbrir annual xtivities and/« spuial enats.
AD Chartered gaoups submit bu4get pr~als to the board for~ every winter team. AdditiocW fund"mg requeau for special evmu ~ nvicwcd &y
rhf board on a weekly basis. The bo.ard is chaired by the VtU President of Budget 8r finance .aocf co:ncists of seven oo ~:ampus aod two off-campus re:p•~
, Kiley ~ """-L
If I am elected Vice President of Budget
a.nd Finance I would refocus the financing
function of ASLC to address issues cona:ming
the ideologies behind student o:gani:ntions .
I would ~what eaCh g~oup is dmng
and suggest any ideas that might cre.tte a mo.""e
positive envirolllneDt on and around campus.
It is my belief that people do not feel very
:be to one another em this campus and I 'WOUld like to see that ch.tnge.
I would sea.rch out new ideas for uses of student fees t~t would malc.e attend­
og this coUege more enjoyable .
ICe -..,......,..·dent of S
• The Student Academic A.fb.in Board (SAAB) fonnul~ta studCDt policy
Glllademic iuua on campw, ganu ftmds for ltudent-in.itiated raearcb,
IIW~~ student re:queat1 to bring aoted tcbolan &om uound the U.S. aud
.-c~ to U:. Modi studCDU to confenaca to pru e nt wniOI' tbu.u, and
~~~tA~ a student tutoring prug~am TM board is chaired by the ~u
fftltid•~t of Student Acadanic .Affairs .aod consisu of ooe repru zntatrve:
~cry acMcmic oo campus, plu. studeuts &om unde-
~ majors, within the self-designed major program and &om ISALC.
Shelby Uritz
SAAB is an extn:mdy valuable )~'
undcnJtilittd n:sowce at Lewis Sl Cad::. One
of my goals is ·to increase the awareness of the
Soard with the hope that students wiU cab:
advantage of the opponuruues tt has to offer.
SMB is a amununicanon link bet~
departments a.'ld allocates sturlent funds to
hdp create audemic programs such as YlSJang
schQiar&, and research grants Ju Vtec Presl·
l!tnr 1 wdl provide referrals to free tutors, at.tdenuc advinng by the department
uri:VH or appropnate admmutrators By :savmg on the student body
....... , .. ~~·1-will act as a rep~sentattve of and a hatson bctv.'!!en the s:ude:nt.s and the Rob .Earhart
It isn't very diffirult to undosund a
balaoce sheet and add or subc-act the I"OW'S and
cclumns &om • budget.
Making sure th.it the budget addn"Sses the
needs and concc ns Oi stUdents as the difficult
pa..~ .
The budget fo: ASLC is ove:r tlm:e-hundn.d
thousand doOMS A huge chunk of this goes to
SOFA, SAAB. student charter groups and
seve:nt campus events throughout the yur.
All of chis sruff u important but it does not tudl all ~udcnts e'\'Cl though ew::ry
srudent contnbur:c:s co the ASLC budget. We need something th.lt all students an
benefit own-~ need a student uruan.
for o. & Programrning
• ~ VP for lnforma.tioo at Plogr:ammin& O'YaNu the prDSJaaaminc .um
of ASI.C and SOFA SOFA u a ltudcnt-nm ocg~nizatiao wh.icb ·plans and
sp.,.,~ s mmy oo czmpus lOCi a I ewnts.
Nicole Beck
My name is Nicnle Bed: and I a.:n
running for Vice Pn sident for ~­
tion .and · The communi­
ation system on campus is Laddng a:td
if eJected, I will do all I can to ~
that with the hdp of students end the
other clecttd offia:n.
Currently, there is .i team on
c.ampus "WOrking tov.rards this and I am
already working v.-.th them Two t
specific idus 1 ~....: to help tmp::·o\'1! commuruannns en campus are to
implement an a.ll ca:npus evr.nt £crm and to produa: a.ad dismbute a "'-Mdy
calendar thar could ~plat~t the ''Hey 't au•
11wd.wu
l..OG-p.1ge5 I ONE OF r\ KIND ·
Comose ~ -~? Me · ~ , o Dawn Ehner
Student is fCYld of anmals that have long legs and spit
Jenny Mitchell
l:ast Sunday, first yeu stu·
dent Dawn Elmer brought her
llamas to rht Lewis & Clark c.1m·
pu~
With the exception of the
file--burdened debate teams of
weeks past you have probably
S«n few "pack animals• gracng
the Copeland parJung lot an the
back of a Vaoagon
It is possible dat Dawn IS
the first One--of-a-Kind m the
history of this column to have
not only associated with and
unde:rstand the lifestyle of such
exotic creatures as rhe llama, but
to also be talented enough to tell
a dam entertaining farm story
Born in Phoenix, Anzona,
Dawn has what she calls an
•untraditional family hastolf.
In fact, she lived wuh SIXteen
different families before migrat·
mg to Hood River, Oregon at the
age of 12 to live on a small farm
wtth family members.. Dawn is merry about life on
the fann wh1ch cons1sts of an
Arab horse ten llamas, three
goats (one of whom muncht·d on
Dawn's prom dress), countless
chickens- only one of whtch
has r:vu been slaughtered-and
fourteen human residents.
•tt isn't a commune because
there are andavtdual households .
It'! lind of llke a small ranch
rather than a commune It'' like
a little tiny neighborhood,"' re­
mari<ed Dawn
Up until a few yean ago,
thlS little, uny neighborhood had
never even seen .. much less raised
a llama-unnl the purchase of
Frog Pond's Frankie, the first
llama to grace the farm •uamas
arc very social. They like to be
around ocher llamas orothulivc-­
stock. So, this llama was sad and
not doing anything out in this
field The owner wanted to sell
him to someone who bad an·
other p1ece of livestock. Back
home we had th1S goat who was freaking out because he couldn't
handle being alone in the
bam So, we bought a llama on
the spot That was our first
llama, • sa1d Dawn
Nowadays Dawn'saunc and
uncle, •buy Uamas, raise them
and hand tame them so that they
can be handled by people When
they get old enough, they sell
them as tamed pack anunals,
pets, or to keep goats company •
(Dawn would like everyone to
know chat llamas only sptt at
other llamas unless human re·
ally anfunate them.)
The presence of soft and cud­
dly pack arumals has obviously
become an important facet to
Dawn's ltfe In fact, smce the age
of 16, she bas been developing a
senous camel fetish.
•of all things to be associ­
ated Wlth-camels and llamas J
gu~ that would onJy happen in
rural Oregon, • she says laugh­
mgiy
The origins of hu fensh can Ota hwnportwo? Dawn .net ftlllrlt -----------------------be traced back to an old issue of
Nattonal Geographic when she
encountered the picture of a
camel and put it up on her wall
.Aha that, •when people started
finding camel pictures, they
would glVe them to me. I ended
up with trus collage of camel
p1ctures on mywalJ, • said Dawn
Since then, Dawn's camels, Omar, Odie, O'Reilly, Oflutin,
Otta-May, Orak, Oscar, Oswald
al'\(i Oron, have become an mte­
gral part of her personality , as
well as an extended family
•tt's ruce co have a totem­
somethmg that people charac­
terize as me. Camels make me
happy, they make me smile,• satd
Dawn
Sta C ose to Home an~ Sam_._e ~orne In onesian Foo.:. ...
The Java &stro wll add SOOte spice to your humdrum life
Allyson Quibell ----So, you want to go out to
eat, but you don't want to ven­
turcvery far from ~s & Clark?
Well, you can't get much closer
to campus than the Java Bistro.
This lndonestan restaurant is
squeezed between the Chevron
station and the Burlingame
flower shop at 8601 SW
Terwilliger Blvd
It isn't much bigger than its
tiny p&.rlc.inglot . What it laclc.s in
space, it m.ak.es up in ounbiance. It js tastefully decorated with
Jou of Indonesian artWork and
authentic music.
The menu is w.ry extenstvc,
at least four or five pages It 1s
divided into secttons such as
Appetiurs, Sate and GnU, ChePs
favorites, Speoalues and Des­
serts. I think it took my fnend
and me at least ten rrunutes to
get through It aU I also must
adrrut that 5eemg all the Indone­
sian names for the dishes, like
Bakwan Lagung and Lrmper Ayam, was a bit antimuhting at
first. Luckily there are lengthy
explanations to hdp in the deci~
s1on making process If you have
any avuston to spicy foods, be
sure and read the descnptions
carefully Manyofthem are tact­
fully descn bed as be.t.ng qu 1 te hot
Thue are severaJ food items
that 1 noaced are very •bi( in
lndonestan cooking Tofu is
found m almost everyvegetanan
dash, and peanuts, bananas or
coconut are mam mgreclients m
page6- 1lmPIONEERL00 -flUDAY,F'EBRUARY 19,1993 most others.
After long deliberation and
a long discussion with our wait­
ress as to the relative spicmess of
diffemlt dishes, my friend and I
finally ordered She had Ngo
Htang; deep fried pork and
shnmp rolls wrapped in crisped
dry bean sheets for S7 25 1 had
the Sate Salmon, salmon fillets
grilled in a mesqtnte sauce and
servedonsquaresfor$8 Wealso
spht a medaum order of nee for a
buck.
All in all the meal wa~ good, but not spectacular . 1 got the
same sentiment from anotherLC
student who was also eattng
there Although the salmon was
tasty, I thought it was a b1t dry
The service was rather slow and
the pnces an: a bit high I am glid
that 1 went, but 1 don't know u
I'll go back.
However, if you've never had
Indonesian food, or know aJ.
ready that you really like tt, I
suggest that you uy the JavJ
Bistro--even 1f you only go once. -scent of a Worr
I have a very low
who wtU be nomina(
lhal will naturally fol
()scar
My contempt of 1
Academy's dectsions
usually very ltttle to d
filmmakers
The decasaons of
by the films' box <>ffid
be nommees
Malcolm X, Hoffa,
nattons af they hadn't'
Lcms.zo's Oil could hav
bombed at the box ofl
Some thoughts in
.! ,
Jason and .Adam 1
Jason Biggs and,
Jorden
Intensity, excef
grut, concentration, p
forte.
That 1s the best y,
fine the band Neurosis
lion the cutting edge 0
gtruus.
Adam and T had a
speak with the band
show Sitttng in a ve
With Scott Kelly (gu1t~
Steve Von Tall {gultal
Simon McLloy (ke)
lipes/sampJes) and
fOund man).
KLC· What lS Neu
tory and concept?
Scott Kelly· Our
(&ig) was me, Dave
llld }a son Roeder, our
llld drummer, in a w
O.kland, late winter o
We tried co create
thing It took awhile tq
tnough on our lnstrui
~tour own personali
(kJr mus1c &ck then
PJSl a focused, but n
IIDnal enough to trul
!ourselves) the way ('M:
What rNeuros aa) .
\'hat we envisioned
aun, keyboards and vi y, Oflunn.
ar, Oswald
:ne an mte­
lonality, as
=amiJy
'a totem­
pie charac·
.s make me
smile,. said
, I got the
~anotherLC
also eatLDg
~lmoowas
:as a bit dry
.er slow and
~ · lamglad
,n't knowtf
veneverhad
r know aJ.
Uy like ~~I
JY the jav•
1nJ y go once. a
"Scent of a Woman· reeks of Oscar nominations
Adolfo Garza
I have a very low tolerance level for anyone's predicttons aa to
who wtll be nominated for Academy Awarda, and the predictions
that will naturally follow, as to which of the nomJnee.' will rake the
Oscar
My con temp~ of predicrio~ may be cau~ed by the fact that the
Academy's dec~tons on nommatton' and Award Winners have
usually very httle to do Wtth the aesthettc achtevement of actors and
filmmakers.
The dec1s1ons of the Academy are heavily influenced by poHtiC3
by the films' box .office results, and by the track record of the would~
be nominees .
/vfalcolm X, Hoffa, and Clrapltn mtght have received more nomi­
nJtions tf they hadn't faded from theaters so fast A very fine film like
Lcrtn..zo's Otl could have been nommated for Best Ptcture had it not
bombed at the box office
Some thoughts Inspired by the Academy's norntnauons :
·Scent of a Woman" EpA]'IIRES
Bat Supportlna Adieu
•It wu nk:e olthe Academy to
noreom,cmber MariA Tornct'a scenc­
stc•ltng turn In the othcrwi~
!Wgett.tble My Ccusin Vinrry. Her
petiormana) in thea.urent Urt.J.mrwJ
flarllselso ~Oygood--befterOwt
the fUm ib5elf.
•Of thE' five nominees, Toma..,
the only American c1ctress,
Plowright, Redgrave and
Rkha.rd!lon ~ Brib; Judy Davis is
A\UtraJ1ln.
Best Supportins Actor
•Good thing they didn't forgct
DaVid Paymcr u BDly Cf'Y't.ll'•
brothCT l.n Mr. 5-atwnt..y Nip.
•BynomlnatingJayeDavid!IOn
for ~ Ctying ~. me Aadany
ha~ ensured that lhc 61rn' 5 ~
surpriae tWist wfD no JongCT be that
bfg a awpn.~
8atAd1t'tl
•It' s ni« to s.ee Cathedne
Oen,cqve nominated for her work In
1, lrtdodrint, eYCn though distn'butor
Sony Pictures Oassics didn't D"'Iunt
abigcampaJgnonherbehalf Jdon't
thinkll'ld«<Untbaparticulariygxeat
film, but l~awittwiceb«au.eofthc
ravW\ingDcneuve.
•Too bad the academy didn't
nominate the two A.ashy1 out--there
pciformances of the yur. Sharon
Stone in &sic lrrstina md MicheUe
Pfeflfer in &u,.,. Rttums. Well, the
Academy is known for being rather
mnservative..
•There wero no nominations
lor $isl6 Ad or A ~ of Thrir
Oum, the two summer blodc.b~
with juicy roles for aetre.stes.
Bat Actor
.Cua~~ Nlchot.on W'On't join
AJ Pacino as a double nominee. • """'_terllatives
Again, bo•-offlc:e hu much to do
with it. A F nv C<Jod Mnuoan.rd, Ho{frl
dive-bombed.
•The Academy nonetheless
nomlNted Robet1 Downey Jr. for
CMpli". But his pt'ffontW'ICC tDa
oneoft.hc bc-Woflhl-ycar-whoet.c
could haw puJkod oH the Cockney
accent and the pe.ntomhne like he
dJd7
• Biggest omission In this
c:at..-gory wuHArvcy Kcltcl. He gave
twoworthypcz fot tt\&r.calnktm1W
Dogs and &d LXu~rrt .
Bst Fomgn Lanpse Film
•"The b188<!5t omialons: Italy'•
Tile Stoler Clrildrm (which wiD be
ahown 'oon at the Portland
lntl!mataon.al Film ~);ChiN's
T1tt SU?ry of Qiu I"-and Medco' & Like
~ for ChocCJlal• which I don't
think dC5CJ'W:d a nomination.
• Tows u Mlltirrs du Mo1uk
couldn't h.lve been nomln.ated.
bcx-auae France cholfe to .submit
ll'lllodrUtt butaad. Tousle M..ti7fS is a
far IUperiOT' film. d )"'U Uk tne.
BatOinctor
•Tht Pt.yu director Robert
Altman was nominated evm though
hiJ 8lm wun't. Did the fact that 1M
P•lssix wacksaway ftomnideo
rclNse hurt ttl ch.anas for Best
Picture?
lkstPidure
•By nominating 71tt Cryiffg
~~ Htnaud.sENI. the Aademy
has given 1 maJOr pu•h to
Independent dhtributon.
particularly Mjramu and Sony
Pict\Jn!s ~~ics . Never before in
l'l.'C'ent memory haft two art houJe
movies been nominated for Best
Pktwe.
•AU of the ti\le nomineua haw
doneexbemefywcll at the box-of6ce, coi\Jidering the kind of movies they
are. ctlt>n 't forget th.at S1 >20 rruU10n
lJ an eu"ellent take for &Jt hou~
moviet)
BlrJc Adort
•The Academy favored whJte
actors when they Nired t1w! tctt!Cl
wit.h~ac:tors . ftnomin.ttcd Mary
McDonnell (or Ptwio" Fuh but
omitted AJfre Woodward'& equally
accompli!5hed performance . h
nominata:f MichcUc Pfcifftt fOr ~APe
FwiJ while igtloring ~w Dcnni!
HaysbeJt.
SAmuel Cold~ KAput
•Thr Academy ignored vil'tu&lly
all 6lm5 relftsed domesticaDy by
thc5.tmuclGoJdwyn Co, Mtssissrpp;
MAu.J•, T~ Plityboys, TM
W•tii!Tdlt1t", Flirtirrg and P~ter 's
Frlmd$ all had very fine
performa.nc:es. all of which were
overlooJccd. 'Tiw Btst.ltll.mlioru was
di.tqualitied as contender for Best
Foregn UngulgC Film OOeaUM! a
longer'Ya'Sion had played earlier in
Swedi'h TV; l~ly's T~ Sto~n
OrilAtr1t wualiQ ignored.
Puamount sea nothin&
• The mapr studio with ZCi 0
norniNtionr. Pvamount Pictures.
Maybe the Academy overlooked
Bob Roberta beau~ Paramount
released turkeys like LAdytn.gs,
Bocmw:nmg, Cool ~ld, WJris:pers in
1ht Ol:ri. 1492: ~of PlUM~.
and /Dmifor Eiglrl.
StrdNnd •oubbied
•The AauSemy failed to offer
an Honor .try A ward for Most
Bickering Loudmouth to Barbara
Sbeitand. Now she will go on for
the next few Y-rnc:omp\alning that
the ACidern1 ~~tubbed her once
9in·
Jason and Mam talk to th1s harc.Hlrmng band that 1snt yuur typ1ca1 •tvvo guitars, bass and drums· comoo
Jason Biggs and Adam
Jorden
Intensity, exceptionally
great, concentration, power and
force
That is the best way to de­
fine the band Neurosis. Neurosts
IS on the cutting edge of musicaJ
genius
Adam and I had a chance to
speak with the band before their
show Sittmg 10 a very dark van
With Scott I<eUy (guitar/vocals),
Steve Von Tul {guttar/vocaJs),
Simon McLioy (keyboards/
tapes/samples) and Rob (the
10und man)
KLC What ts Neurosts' his-­
tory and concept?
Scott Kelly Our first line
(gig) was me, Dave Edwardson
ind Ja~n Roeder, our bass player
llld drummer, m a warehouse ln
Oakland, late wmter of '85
We tried to create our own
thing It took awhile to get good
toough on our Instruments to
PIJtourown personality through
our music Back then we were
lUst a focused, but not profc.s­
'-lna( enough to truly express
!ourselves) the way [we do) now.
What (NeurostSJ is now is
What we env1stoned from the
!Can, keyboards and visuals. Simon MdJroy· Neu.rosis
is about •scenery media bom­
bardment• . Thar's why we not
only use bass, drums and gu1tar,
but we use noise, or a recording
of something else, even some­
thing spoken or read
KIC: How do people react
to your use of keyboards in ~n­
eral?
SK~ Actually in general they
do, but at ftrst they compared us
to bands like uh
Steve Von TUl Band~ like
Faith No More,
Mirusuy because no one has
really heard keyboards 10 a band
Uke this before.
KLC: What lS your concept
belund the visuals tn the sets?
Where do you get your pictu~s?
SM Basically our visuals a~
a klneuc collage. We take mul­
tiple &mages and lay them over
each other on the same space.
Then use different techniques to
fade them and strobe them tn
and out of each other
SVT We steal all the pJc­
t~s Most of them. Some of
the film ts made by Adam
Kendall, our vtsual media (en­
nty) We srul from books or
• moVles.
Basically 100 percent of our
slides are stolen. It's like rap art­
isu sampling other people's records. h:' s lilc:e we take symbols
(and show them to} people over
a 45 minute penod in vanous
strobes and colorchanges , (This)
taps m to your bram without
[youJ havtng to think about it
too much. It brings up an tn·
tense feeltng Ul your self.
SK. It also goes wath the
muSic ina completesensoryovu­
load. That is our basic 1dea of the
band also.
KLC: What docs your song
Talual.,tASl mean?
SK I made up the word The
Engbsh lan~age is fucked any­
way The song [is about) the
dying spun of mother earth.
svr Also ir's like the cleans­
ing of the pesticides of the earth
which means us. 1 mean mother
earth has the power to wipe us of
the face of this planet.
KLC: Does your new
labeJ (Aitemanve T entades) give
you more recantatton?
SVT: AT are great. They
have a good reputation and they
work hard.
SM ThecooltlungLSthey've
hdped us specifically and have
taken a personal mtc:e$t in us
over the other bands. That right
the~ is a damn good reason.
Aher the interview we all
went to tat at a little Mexican restaurant .
Neurosis re.a.Uy have their shit
togt:ther ThelivevetSionoftbe:m
was tnaedible . Opening With The
Web they have a musical inten­
stty of no one I have ever seen
before.
1\$ they say, their visual as-­
pect was overwhelming. Set be­
hind the stage wasa 20 foot scm:n
that dlSplayed images through·
out the show. Musically they
were tight and right on ttme with each other in harmony. Even
throwmg some new stuff at the
aowd.
The last song T11.ku.lrN1se
was superb followed with 10 to
15 minutes of solid feedback and
distortion.
If you love industrial/
hardco~ you should check them
out. They have an unconfirmed
tour with an excellent band
called Pitch Shiftier.
The aride in the February 12th issue oftlte.Pt~ l.Dg,.enticled
"Happy Happy Joy JoY"lt's the Best of the International T oumee
of A.nim.ition• contained information that was i.ncorreu:. Adolfo
Garza, the writer of the piece, was not responsible for listing the
Incorrect times and prices for the animation fativaJ. Admiwon
for students is S5.50 at aU showings, even the ones in the after­
noon.
There were aJso a few off-color oommenrs put in the art1de
that we~ not written by Mr. Gatu, most notably the line • A~
those big feet you have, Grandma, or an: you just happy to see
me?" The LDg does not want to dilute the image of Mr GiU"Za.
The Pfo~tur LDg regreu the errors. We want to be as profes­
sional as possible(readers, you can aU go •pfft" right now) N. a
punishment, we have paerced aU of the Features Editor's body
paru wtth a staple gun and made him listen to •Achy Breaky
Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus for twenty·four hours straight. God
bless and c~o .
FluOAY FEBRUARY 19. 1993 -THE PIONEER LOG -page 7 ton
Charles Cobine
As every LC swdcnt who
has recovered from thesr rrud
te:rmfugueshouJdloowbynow ,
ASLC electiorlS are comsng up.
Do you know who you're going
to be votmg for? I don't, but
right now l'm 1.0 the process of
deciding.
My mouth just salivates
wsth anocipation, as 1 ~vor the
whole air of intense competition
the elections create. I can hardly
contam myself, as I awa1t Regu­
tratton Day and that one spectal
mom~t , when 1, with my pen­
al in hand, can make a couple
mearungless duc:ken saatches on
a slip of ~er, ua1pse up to the
ballot box., ud thereupon CXlt
the reg~.saation a.rena,lcnowtng 1
~ve made an cxcnordma.ri.ly
wagbty decision -a decmon
wtucb will no doubt deeply af­
fect me and la.rgdy dett:J mme
the quality of my entire life.
1 shudder m awe You see,
I'm ~ rebel wstb a cause f'm a
citizen With a clue. 1 yearn pas­
sionately co mvolve myself m
student activines on this cam­
pus, for alas, 1 am a CON-CERNED STUDENT
I agoruz.e over who 1 should
vote for 1 gnnd my teeth repeat
edly Oh God for VP of Bust
ne.u and Fmance will I vote for
Kllcy Dumas or Rob Earhart~ I
don't know, I don't knowl What
will ever become of me(.l Thss
decisionisgomgtotearmeapanl
On one hand, Ksley Dumas'
name sounds sooo famihar This
guy is the RHA dude, nght~ Tlus
means that he must have some
leadership potential, but on the
other hand, I'm torn, because
Rob Earhart -well, what tf he
lS, hke, related to Ameha some­
how or someth.mg? Truly a
shame about her, really Well,
um I think I'll voce for Rob,
bccauseAmeha was just my kind
of woman a real go-getter lunda
babe. I hold deep and utter re­
spect for her accomphshments .
ln my opinion it would just
be more PC tn general to vote for
someone who could possibly be
related to such an tmporunt fig­
ure an the lustory of Americ.m
women m the 20th century I'm
suremanyofyou out therewould
agzee:.
And what about VP of
SMB? I just can't make up my
mind My sweaty palm grasps
ASLC Elections:
Passive Endorsements
A$ usual at this time of year, die Ptoneer Log ed board stidc.s
their necks out to provide our c:ndorsemenu for the ASLC
EJections, Wednesday 24. Please be sure to vote and don't use
this list as a checlc-off guide unless you're completely clueless.
FaWII Bu11hardt, ASLC PTuiJewt
• Bernhardt has both SAL and ASlC pruidc:ntial experience. To
have an •incumbent• with the opponunity to bold office again is
an asset in te:rms of experience and in getting through the initial
name recognition in the admioisaation . With average ASLC
rumovmoccuringatrateofonceayear ,Bemhardtshouldseegood
projects begun to completion.
• Bcmhardt has voiced and proven this te:rm that she has the verve
and the sp1rit to mow thinga in student-oriented directions, mast
notably Dubach. Her confidence iJ a strong point.
• Vote for Shahub. He's committed, eager and hypc:Iactive . He
won't let you down. Jillan.i's presence on student council was
torely miued last year, and the 5tudents of LC should be glad to
welcome him bac.k.
• Remember, there are three elected Student-at-Larges on student
council.
Thol Fiddu for Chief]ustiu
• Thol Fielder owns a considerable amount of experic:nce as head
of the Peer Review Board. Fielder suppons moving the Board under
the jurisdiction of ASLC under the }-Board.
fielder's plans for meeti.ngASLC 's juattce need san: impress! vc.
A5LC's judscial board should be tn good hands uuder Fielder's
jurisdiction.
Vote, Vo[e. •
ou ette: -.e . ~ ~ -
my forehead Mtd l stretch the
skm from my scalp down over
my facial features in severe an
guish Could I possibly vote
for Shelby Urltz? Or maybe I
should JUSt vote for, say, Shelby
Uritz. How many candidates
are there again for thss position?
Only one and her name ts what?
Qu't.St-ct qu'ort m'a dlt(
I just can't seem to remern
her Could it poSSibly have been
Shelby Untz? Shelby Untz, yep,
Shelby Uritz, the one and only
Shelby Uritz. Now I'll say it ten
times fast, so I won't forget who
to vote £or
1 can VtsuaUz.e good ol' Meg
Coker, infamous SAL, sitting m
Templeton at 11:59 p m., on the
Wednesday night ASLC apphca
dons were due.
She stares blankly at the
wall She digs her fingematls
mto her palms and before tears
well up Ln her eyes, she takes a
telephonerecesver into her hand
She stans to call someone Then
she lays down the phone, pauses,
and once she has regained con·
trol ofheremooons , she p1cks up
the phone agam and caJls her
good fnend Shelby Untz.
•sbd-{sniff, sruff, sob, honk,
slurp)-byyyyyt• she waLls •No
one has turned 10 their form to
run for VP of SAAB. As Ex­
Officio, please , pltast , will you
run for VP of SAA.B? I know IC' s
a lot to ask, but since you're my
fnend, 1 know, I JUSt know, you'd
be the perfect person for the JOb •
'Well, obty , I'll do it I don't
care, • smgs our hero me m agree·
ment
Dunne who I'U trust to take
up the SAL pos1tion There IS a
whole slew of four {count 'em-
1, 2, 3, 4) cand1dates to take up
office, and frankly, I'm haVIng a
btt of difficulty deading. 1 have
to dunk it over a little more -
(22. suotJJlume lap~)- Okay
Decided. What the hey, they're
all just poUtscsans anyway
eson -• • L
(
I'll vote for Amy Smtth
Good ordinary name Nice )t.ngly
sound to 1t, even if it doesn't
happen to be as pleasant and
poetic to pronounce as the name
Shelby Uritz. Sounds vaguely
Republican to me, but I'm sure
Amy would make a great, com­
petent SAL at any rate.
But what about Cbtef Jus­
ttce, as weU as VP of lnformatton
and Programming ? Shaaaah,
those are tmportant , too. Just
thmk of that nice office thac the
VP of Information and Program·
mmg {the unnvaled Nicole Beck)
Wtll get As for Chtef Justice, 1
think Dion Cashwheeler should
be running for VP of Business
and Finance, though, don't you?
Get tt? Ha Ha Haha Hehhh
The most crittcal race is be­
tween Fawn Bernhart and Haly
Warren, though, for the ASLC
pres1dency First of aU, as a CON­
CERNED STUDENT, I would
just hke to say that I feel totally
insttlled Wlth great pride that
•
Erin ac:Mses all to ·see Vvhat 1s available to you.·
Erin Dunford
Over the course of the past
term and a half at l...ew1s & Clark
J have heard cries of complamt
commg from some of the black
students on tlus campus. -
Overall J have nouced that
this mmority populatton LS un­
happywttb the administration's
d11regard for their wishes. Some
complam that acuvmes cel­
ebrating black culture are not
organized and other1 clatm that
outnght dilcrimination ts occur­
ring on some level at Lewis &
Clark~
So now tl is February and
the month has been recogruud
as Black Hinory Month. This
tdea, in and of itself, is wonder-fut LC has a truly diverse cam­
pus and 1 feel we should cel­
ebrate the many cultures that
make up the population of the
college.
When 1 heard about LC's
Black Student Union and thelf
plans for this month 1 thought it
was a great idea and hoped that
it would alleviate some of the
feeling ~ of anger and frustration
J had heard expressed earlier in
the year
However, J was upset and
angered when I entered the Rusty
Nad on the mght that the B1ack
Student Union was presenting
part one of Eyes on the Prize and
the only people in the entir~ es·
tablishment were three white
students.
I feel that actJVities such as
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one of these candidates will fiD
the most desperately sought-a£·
ter post on aU the campus They
look like they have some gmt
tdeas (1 d1dn't read anyrlung
about them, but yo1.
know purely gomg from theu
facial features ), but I think tht
overwhelming maJority of
CONCERNED STUDENTI
would most hke to see the thin~
on the following hst accorn·
pUshed m the commg year ol
office
1) the alcohol poUcy revoked {F.lld
of list)
There are a few other nuno:
questions, e.g how long 1t will
take the ASLC prestdent to abdJ.
cate tlus ttme around, but gent.r·
ally no one womes too much
about the results of the electtonl
just as long as they don't have to
comnut themselves to the shea
barbariarusm of extracurncull:
• actiVIties
•
on~ ..
this one are bcnefictal to aU d.
the students at LC and was gW
to sec that somume cared enou~
to participate
What disturbed me was
Fact that no black students,
even the members of the
Student Uruon who had
ruzed the showsng bothered
come down and watch thiS
I'm not suggesting that
black students should ·
in every actiVIty planned for
month of February
I do feel chat if you're
to b1tch about a lack of acuvt1[1D
or dlstrimm.atton on thiS c•w
pus you ~hould open your
and see what is av;ulable to
mstead of lethargically wrutw;
about unfair treatment . •
~ -
-Alissa Edw
Where have all
children gone?
lt IS unlikely t~
che new students ha
thts quesrton, but
who were here as rec:
yeAr JUSt can't help '
EssenttaUy the •
ca.J• student of ~
used to be constde
earthy (mterpret ~
will), listened to far 1
ful Dead, wore pal
smiled a great deal n
Some claim thai
moved off-campus i,q
wooden houses som
but nonetheless theul
on campus have dun
letters to
ASLCPres
Fawn Bernl
Responds to ,
ReporlE
To tht Editor
My first react
reading last weeks -;
porter-0? ASLC de
'OUCH•.
Responses like,
dents have no pow I campus anyway, so
any reason why I sh1
my time voting-, a
notlung further, nor)
since the adnunistrat
listen to ASLC an<
dents•, are precisely t
studentsslwulJ get ou
As the cunene ASLC
am aU tooawareofth
student council ts pet
do-nothing organ~
by the admtmstratl
you, but by our OWIJ
rots, thestudentsl TI
is not that we are I
have no power in the
admmistrat1on, but r
weare not backed and
by the very people we
I The benefits ofi
student council are m;
1 an effective student gc
our opinions as
wouldn't get lost or
as often as they do an 1
of events on dus ca
ideas we have for 1mp
1 or changmg policy w
1 an avenue in wluch t
mented, rather than
ducussed to death.
plaints would be usee
recnfied All of th
illlples of the functt
council should serve
seJve tfonlystudents
about it
In this last te·"""
tried to make curse ,
Visible and accessib
dents. Our hope is t
ltudentsan: rnoreawat
we do, they wilJ coml
illd utt.hze us to imp
hves here at LC.
For example, one
old complamts at this
:ell-founded one atj •
' \46 s ... ,,
r •
•a tes will lin
~ sought-.af·
mpus They
:some grut
1d anything
but you
g from then
~c 1 chink~
laJOrity ol
ITUOENTS
1ee the thing~
hst accom·
rung year ol
revoked {tDd
! other m.incx
t long 1t wil
ident to abdl·
)d, but gena
es too much
the elections.
ijon't havetc
~co the shea
ctracumcult
•• --
.. a
..
-AI is sa Edwards
Where have all the flower
children gone?
It is unlikely that many of
the new students have pondered
this quesaon, but those of us
who were here as recen dy as last
yar JUSt can't help wondenng.
Essentially the •stereo-typa
cal" student of Lewas 8t Clark
used to be cons1derably more
earthy (interpret that as you
will), listened to far more Grate­
ful Dead, wore patchouh and
S[ntled a great deal more
Some clatm that this breed
moved off-campus in droves mto
wooden houses some time ago,
but nonetheless the11 happy faces
on campus have duninished
ASLC President
Fawn Bernhardt
Responds to Roving
Reporter
To the Editor
My first reacuon, after
rtacling last weeks •Roving Re­
porter" 0?. ASLC elections, was
·oucH·
Responses Like, "The stu­
dents have no power on dus
campus anyway, so I don't see
1 my reason why 1 should waste
I my ume voting", and, •1 know
nothmg further, nor do I care to
smce the adrrurustration fails to
hsten to ASLC and the stu­
dents•, are precisely the reasons
students should get out and vote.
As the cunent ASLC Prest dent I
1 liD all too aware of the fact that
student counctl1s perce1ved as a
do-nothing orgaruzauon -not
by the administration, mind
you, but by our own constitu-
ents, the students! The problem
IS not that we are ignored or
have no power in the face of the
admmtstration, but rather that
weare not backed and supported
by the very people we represent.
1 The benefits of a strong
I student council are many ·With
ancffecuvestudent government
our optnlons as students
wouldn't get lost or forgotten
cial to aU d.
and was
caredenou; a.s often as they do m the course
of events on dus campus The
tdeas we have for improving life
or changmg policy would have
an aven\Je m which to be imple­
mented, rather than JUSt bemg
discussed to death. Our com­
plaints would be listened to and
reeufied All of these are ex·
illlples of the function student
1councU should serve and could d me was
students,~
1 of the
ho had orp
bothered ID
tch thJS
.sting that
pld
~anned for
ment. k:l'Vetfon.lystudentsknewmore
about it
In thlS last term we have
tned to make ourselves more
visible and accessible to stu­
dents. Our hope IS that when
\tudentsaremoreawareofwhat
we do, they w.U come forward
lnd uttl1z.e us to tmprove thetr
hvt~ here at LC.
For example, one of the age­
old complaints at this school, a
weJ).founded one at that, iS the C1garrette cham-smoking
h•ppies used to flock outside of
the T ra1l Room, whatever the
weatherwas Actually, there was
JUSt more amoking 1n general.
Dogs frohcked m the sun,
fri11bees Bashed across the sky,
andAfncan drums pounded mto EORIJM
S\.\&Vef(T ~E
001"'\ 1 HI\Nj
VI.~PI~H !~
" E
..
the wee hours Barefoot protett-~
en waged peace m a tent m front ~
of the Manor House. Any on·
campus musacal event was
packed wtthswaying. head-shak­
mg nolas
Now, by no stretch of the
lmagmauon could the enure
population of the school be re·
ferred to as "h1pp1es• As with
any conglomeration of people,
LC has a always had all walks of
liferepresented Manymorecon
fact that we don't have a Stu­
dent Uruon Right now Student
Council is m the midst of uymg
to secure Dubach {the faculty
dtrung room near the ma1lboxes
in Templeton ) as a •u:mpora,y'
student space unttl the Master
Plan erects a Student Umon,
whjch should be sometune after
our deaths
We put a full page ad in the
Pio lo& two weeks ago, re·
que.stmg student mput and sug­
gestions about what they want
or desire in Dubach Unless we
see more responses from students
(hint, hmt} this protect may fizzle
out This concerns me. 1 know
that if students had tmmediately
come out in support of or agamst
Dubach, we wouldn't be nttmg
with a proJect that seems to be
going nowhere Instead, we
would either be workmg on
somethmg new or carrymg the
Dubach plan through
Last week the Edttor ex­
pressed a desire to see the ASLC
members •emerge as leaders", 1
couldn't agree with him more.
The.Assoaated Studentsoflzwts
and Clark., (that's every student
who has pa1d tuition), should
step up and empower themselves
The avenue m which to do th1s
al.re.ady ex~sts, and that IS Student
CounciL
If anyone has comments or
questions please don't hesttate
to contact me
Fa1111t Bernhardt
ASLC Sruderu Councrl Presrdtnr
LC Box 350, e.xL 7152
Everything 's Not
Coming Up Roses:
ErikA's Response to
April's Valentine
Dtar Ed1tor. servative scudentshavc been per­
fectly contented m our little mi
crocosm of the world However,
the campus had a very dtsunc
uve flavor, and that flavor tasted
like tofu
'"Hmpf, NOLASI" We were
aU guilty of saymg It at least once
or twlce as we walked past the
hipp1es sprawled on the grassl.a5t
to find this point ofvtewand jeer
at tt, laugh at it, mockingly read
secuons out loud and generally
nd1cule
lt's ruce to feel supenor, ~­
ery now and then But I am an
open-mmded LC student (1 have
taken Basic lnquuy, after all) and
I've had 1t hamrnet'ed mto my
brain often enough that •every·
one is entitled to thesr own pomt
of vtew •
Fair enough F.ven though I
thank April M. Lee's views on
homosexuals and other so-called
•family valu~ are sick. twisted
and generally corrupt, 1 am con­
tent to hold my peace and save
my mockery formyown amuse-­
ment
However, 1 wasn't prepared
for her to teU me why Valenone 's
Day wasn't a bad thmg. it was
JUSt somedung I didn't under­
stand. Obvtously, she contends,
If I had a •real" man, one to hold
me tight dunng a thunderstorm,
one to take care of me -I'd
understand Oh. surely, I can't
deny the bUss, the acute happi­
ness that spnngs from true love
Or so April M. Lee would Uke to
teU me
Ttus is ruce. I truly didn't
realize that the reason the spe­
oal Slgntficance of Valenone's
Day was passmg me by was be-­
cause 1 don't have a love bunny
of my very own All th1s nme 1
thought I didn't like Valentine 's
Day because it was stupid,
pointless and worthless, a sham
of a holiday and a creation of
Hallmark It's good to know
these things Thank you, ApnL
However, my memories of Val·
entines' Day seems to be a little
different than hers
When I was in fll'St grade,
and •che cute boy in the front
row dropped a sticky, gluey val­
ennne mto the consttucnon pa­
per envelope raped to the front
of my desk,' 1 didn't feel aU warm
and fuzzy and adored. 1 felt like
he was gross and he had just
touched my DESKI Coottesl • , ~ .. -I ~ ..
) ~ ers ~ ~n
spnng Each of us has probably
had evtl thoughts as to just what
we'd like to do with those &is bees
if we got tripped over once more.
But ttuth be told, we never
really wanted the hippies to go
away. They served a useh.tl pur·
pose They helped us to remem
ber that life isn't all mi.d-tenns
and ten-page papers.
said he HAD to, penod, or he had
to stay in for rece.ss What a nice
feelmg that was.
ApnJ was apparently also one
of those golden girls of seventh
grade, precious and trendy and
adored You know the ones,
those who strolled the halls of
JUDlOr tugh wtth the quiet and
calm assurance of those who bad
mastered the social system. They
were the ones who b.ad seventh
grade boyfnends, and they were
the ones who found red roses in
theu lockers Well, last time I
checked, m seventh grade I was a
shy, awkward twelve-year-old,
unsure of myself md my n£W
s-urroundings, looking for secu­
rity and happiness
l was the one who hid in the
Ubrary during lunch tune, secure
among the unthreaterung pres·
ence of books I was the one that
the golden gtrls sneen:d at 1D or­
der to demonstrate their superi­
ority, the one who was unhappy
and nuserable and scared of ev­
erythmg. mcludingthc schoolbus
at the end of the day. In short, I
was representative of the major·
icy of sevcnth·gradc girls.
When I opened my locker,
the only dung that I saw was
books, and my red T upperware
lunchpa1l that had, between the
three-month hiatus between
sixth and s~cnth grade, become
ludicrously unfashionable (I
hadn't: caught on to the brown­
paper bag thtng yet) No roses,
no special feehng: how could I
expect any, when 1 hadn't even
gathered my courage to speak to
the opposite sex, let alone be a
little flirt~ This was my seve.nth
grade, Apnl.
You may now be claiming
that I'm just bitter that I didn't
recteve a valentine in seventh
grade, and that's your preroga·
tJVe But this was reality. lt's
not bitterness, it's just the pla.m
cold facts of junior high.
And this is why I couldn't
stand the editorial in which she
teUs me that I'm just bitter, be-­
causeobviouslyourlives have no
paraUels (well. that much was
actually apparent anyway) and
she has no right to t~U me why I
should respect and revere rhis
holiday. After aU this, she may They renunded us that we
are young. There is still ttme co
hop m a VW bus and drive down
to Mexico wirh eight of your
closett friends. There is plenty
of time to spin around m a1mless
circles until you puke There IS
tame to play fetch with an
undaimed dog for two or three
hours at a mne. WHhout con­
scant reminding. we might for·
get.
It seems that changing ad·
m.wion.s policies or maybe bad
karma have caused all the hip­
pies to go somewhere else. Per­
haps they joined the Peace Corps.
Perhaps they transferred to Ever­
green St.nc CoUege. What~er
the case may be, they tUSl aren't
as prevalem as they used to be..
be surprised to learn that I don't
think Valentine 'sOayi.Senurely
evil and selfish. No. How~er ,
I do believe it's completely un­
necessary .
If love (and note, I do NOT
capitalize) 1s the selflus, won­
derful and fulfilling sruff of
dreams that she implies, what
need does it have for a holiday
of it's own?
Why do we need mushy
cards and heart-shaped candy
a.ndwann fuzziness tocdebrate
tt? That's what anniversaries
are for_
To me1 Valenune's Day is
just a way for people who are
~u«rop~rotheworld
that yes, someone did send them
flow~, or balloons. or candy.
l.Dokl I am. loved If people
need that on Valentme·s Day,
fine They can have 1t. But to
me, love is an ongoing process
that doesn't need to be flaunted
and displayed Two acquiUn·
tances of mine plan to wear
black and refuse to see each
other on Valentine's Day. To
m~ this perfect understand1ng
between twO people who dis·
Like Valentine's Day is a greater
indication of affection than the
flowers and mush between two
others
Ooe last thmg. Apnl as·
sures me that -when the day
comes when someone: knc:~ls
before you1 rose 1n hand, and
asks you to spend you:-life with
them, you'll understand what
(Valenune's Day] is really
about." Well, I can personally
assureyou right now chat ifth1s
happens, I will assundly throw
up. Heave. Upchuck Be sick
all over that rose, because of all
the flowers of the world, I loathe
roses the most. Who needs '\
coy little bud, all show and flash
and pretense~ When "THE
ONE" proposes to me, he ~tter
be canying bunches of snow­
drops, bhes or inses What the
hell, maybe even a Bird of Para·
dise. And he also better not ask
me to spend my life wtth hun; I
hope he's sufficiently creati.,•e
enough to dLSpost of that hack­
neyed phrase.
Enh Fom. )u1uCr 1 guess I should have ex­
pected somethmg of the sort -
after all, each year the Log needs
to have someone wtth whom 1
can vtolendydlsagrec and I was
almost Jooking forward to fi.nd­
mg the editonals.
It becomes a game, you sec, I w1shed he would go away
a.nd I wished my te.lcher hadn't
made us gtve everyorrt a valen­
une, because I knew the only
reason he touched my desk (coo­
ttes!) was because Mrs. Meyers
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c FIUDAY FEBRUARY 19. 1993 • ntE PIONEER LOG -page 9 •
•
\ .. ts
La~ Plo~ have now won fourteen games in a row
Greg Knakal
The Lady Pioneers have been
awesome this season and last
• weekend was no excepuon as
they whipped the 'Whits
The Paoneers lead the NCIC
standings With d perfect 9-0
· ecord and still hold a top ten
rankmg with a 21-3 overall
recordJ ranked ninth in the na·
.. tion1 accordang to the NAJA Di­E vision II poU released last Mon
.= day.
I Last Friday the Ptonet'r~ 2 physically handled the NCIC
o th1rd-place Whttman Massionar
ies. The Pioneers started the fa.rst
half tn grand fasluon wtth an 8-0
lead and from thereon they never
looked back.
Cber1 s.nhcnt (~0) maneuvwa pest her dM..-.d ar. Ba.mhonrt
has been one of the...,.. on the natlonll~ tean. The leader of the pack, JUn­
Ior Chen Bamhorst, hit three
three pomters in the first half
and at mternuss1on the Paoneers
led 51-36 In the second half, the
Men,s Basketball Do •
,~ tes in Home Wins
Men avenge ear1ter road losses to \XJhitman. V'vtutworth
Eric j. Schmdler
The Pioneer faithful were
created co a superb diSplay of
talent, intensity and inspuaoon
this weekend as Lewis & Clark
played their ftnal cwo home
games of the regular season and
satd good-bye to depamng se-­
niors Shawn Alderman and
Chuck Roberts
Both Alderman and Roberts
stepped up and had strong games
to lead a resurgent Pioneer squad
to convincing defeats over
Whitman , 87-59, and
Whitworth, 79-62.
Going into the weekend, the
23rd ranked Pioneers (18-6, 6-4
NCJC) faced a do-or-die satua­
tion as their playoff hopes were
dependent upon a sweep of the
two games.
On friday rught with theu
backs agamst the waH versus
Whitman LC -«med to recap­
tu~ their play of old a.s they
j~mped out to a 35-28 half-rune
lead behind the 11 points and SIX
rebounds of junior guard Derek
Foster.
Tenacious defense from Fos­
ter and the rest of the Pio's held
the Missionaries to only 32%
shooting in the first half. In the
second half, tbe Pioneers conun­
ued their hot play as senior
Shawn Alderman led the charge
with 16 second half poanu, in·
eluding nine of 10 at the free­
throw line. Alderman 6niJhed
the game leading all scorers Wlth
21 poinu.
rrhe big thing for us in the
Whitman game was how weU
we rebounded . They are one of
the better rebounding teams in
the district and we had to come
out and demolish thnn on the
board&. That's what we did and
it felt great to come out and win
like that ,• eotnJnmted Alderman . Derek Foster contmued his
brilliance on the court m the sec
ond half as he firushed with a
strong20pomts,10boards ,seven
assists, one steal and one blocked
shot that charged the home
crowd
The turning point in the
game came at about the nine
rrunute mark in the second half,
as Foster dramed a three-pomt
basket, followed by two AI
Morton lay-ups which extended
the lead over Whltman to 13
Morton, a &eshman, had a strong
game, grabbing four rebounds
while convertmg on stx of 11
sbotsfrom the field for12pomt s
From there the rout was on
as LC butlt theu lead to 28 pomts,
culmmated by JUnaor Scott
Fitzwilson's successful thue­
pointer at the buzzer to win 87-
59.
For the game, the Ptoneers
out rebounded the MtSSlonane s,
43-30, and LC's defensive pres­
sure held Whttman to only 35%
shootmg for the game.
Fresh off the rout of
Wlutman, the P1onee:rslooked to
complete the sweep of the 'Whits
as Whitworth rolled mto town
on Saturday mght. Although
the first half was back and forth,
LC, behind the 11 pomts and
three rebounds of senior Chuck
Roberts, went to the locker room
with a 42-37 advantage
The second half was a differ·
ent a tory as the Paoneers steadily
pulled away from the Puates. LC
built their lead around the spec­
tacular performances of Chuck
Roberta and JUnior Jesse Schiel
Roberts, playing in his final regu
tar &ea30n home game, made 10
of 18 shota to lead all scorers
with 22 points and seemed to be
making plays all over the floor
for the Pioneers.
Schiel turned in an equally impressive performance wtth 16
pomts on 7-10 shooting and an
LC season htgh 18 rebounds in
the contest. Derek Foster fin­
isbedf very productive weekend
as he ~ontributed 11 pomts, six
boards, tight assists, and three
steals to the 79-$2 Pto victory.
OveraU, the Pioneers doau­
nated the Pirates on the boards,
45-23, and shot a solJd 50% from
the field
As Head Coach Bob Gaillard
states, the rebounding and de­
fense were, agaan, the keys to
sweepmg the weekend contests
•1 thmk we put up a defensive
effort this weekend that had cer­
tainly been lacking a little blt an
the past. We were elated with
our consistency and I dunk tt
was the best outang of the year
We out-rebounded both teams
by large margins and obvtously
that led to the success that we
had, • said Gaillard
Next up for the Paoneers as
lmfield on Fnday the 19th at
McMmnviUe Thts game is cru
caal to the Ptoneet playoff pic­
ture, as a victory would soltdify
LC's place in the District playoff
and would help them to a better
seed Ill the tournament Earlier
in the year, the P1oneers defeated
the Wildcats, 93-71.
The Pio's play the folJowmg
night i.n Forest Grove as they
take on the hot second-place
team of Pacific. A sweep of the
weekend games would assure the
Pic's of third place in the confer­
ence and their first 20-wtn sea­
sonsmce the 1981-82 campaign
LC defeated the Boxers earl1er an
the year 79-64.
"Fans are encouraged to make
the dnve to both Lmfield and to
Forest Grove th1s weekend to
support the Pioneers in their fi­
nal two regular season games of
the season. Pioneers cooled off and shot an
unusually low 37 percent from
the field But, the Ptoneers ap­
plied tough defensive pressure
and caused 20 Mtssaonary tum
overs and controlled the boards,
49.30
The Mlsstonanes cut the Pio­
neer lead to ftve pomts wtth JUSt
under ten minutesco go, but the
Pioneers responded as they have
all season with a 17-poant run
and walked away with rhetr thtr
teenth straight victory, 89 66
The Pioneers were led by sensa
taon Kathy G1 bson, who grabbed
nine rebounds, had four steals
and 29 pomts
On the followang night, the
Pioneers focused their attentton
on thear second vtctam, the
Whitworth Pirates Unfortu­
nately for the Pirates, the Pao­
neers put on a shooting chnac, as
they were unstoppable from the
field
In the first half, the P1onee.rs
hat an amazing four out of five
shots from the three point lme
on 16 of 28 shootmg from the
field (57 percent), and led 41-37
• • at antermlSSaon .
ln the second half, the la­
dleS in whate, black and orange
continued thetr shootmg ram­
page by hitting 11 of 19 shots
from the field, mcludmg two of
two from the three pomt line
and sank 15 of 16 free throws.
Juntors Stac1 Panuke and
Chen Bamhorst combined for 18
points (sl.X of seven) from the
three pomt tine as the Pioneers
blinded the Pirates and 11nproved
their record to 9-0 in NCIC play
with a 80-66victory Gibson and
Amy Woodward led the way
with 19 and 12 points respec-
•
-tlvely
Fort he second time thissea.
son, Kathy G1bson received
Player of the Week honors.
Gibson scored 71 pomrs, grabbed
28 rebounds, dashed out five as.
s1sts and snared ftve steals an thnt
games last week
Also, she leads the district
in sconng, averagang 21 7 pomts
per game Furthennore, Gtb!'>On
leads the nation ln free throw
shootmg wtth an 87 percent av.
erage
As a team, the Pioneers al!
ranked nationally an five our of
the seven NAIA Dastnct 11 team
categones The five categones
and thea r rankings are as follows
free throw percentage {first),
scoring margin (third), scoring
offense {fourth), field goal per·
centage (ninth), and rebounding
percentage (eleventh)
Th1s week, the Pioneen
travel to Lmfield and to Pac1ficto
fi.nidl out the regular season and
gear up for the playoffs On
Thursday , the Paoneers will trawl
to McMinnville to take on the
10-10 I.Jnfield W1ldcats
In the first meeting, the Pto­
neers handled the Wildcats 82-
n, although the score was dt­
ceivmg On Saturday, the Pto­
neers travel to Forest Grove to
take on the fourteenth -ranked
Pacific Boxers an hopes of a VIC·
tory to end the regular season. In
the last meettng between the Pio­
neers and Boxers, the Pioneen
won 79-73, which marked tht
start of thru 14-game win streak.
Next week the Pioneers wil
gear up for their first playoff
game, which will most hkely br
held m Pamplm Sports Center
Good luck this weekend, Piosl
t. , •
J•••• Schael (M4) alr*a a a.hot a he~ to the Plowlnl
durtng le8t w .. und. SdUal'a b11n • 111dlng acoe wad 111'101'L Pia
LC S\Nimmers loo
Tori Roehl
Excitement as in
the Lewis & CJark ,J
Chris Stepher
If four years of bas~
s & Clark have
Chuck Roberts anyth
~n how to find his roi
Last week the 6'5' se
rud led the Ptoneers in
J wins over Whitwo
"IUIU.I4.0, hitting 14-o
and was 5-for-8 • line for 34 points B
, he led the
(J eighteenth win of tl
than any other ~
;unotched an over ten~
in the process has
to be a Winner
"I haven't tried to !
nuch this year becaus•
winning, so I havet
force the issue, • n
urdy we've been m a Ji
so I wanted to 1
more, try to help
more.•
It's no lie: Roberts
.cac.am tn sconng thas y
Three of them ha
last nine games, st:
fell &om fifth m th~
a streak that stane(
ago, in which t
of five games. It
he couldn't score m
not todisruptt f
chenustzy that had
among the team. l
leads the team 1
percentage at 57%,
to the fact that he
the good shot.
'Our team is realJy
and everybody can
Sltd rrhere's really
. who Just goe..
It every night. It's
of the ream and
We've gotten a
We can bring
the bench now. •
Robt:tts also leads
dubious categones
fouls and number o
out. He has auu"'
than twice as 'hits
ne th16sea.
1 rece1ved
k honors.
ts,grabbed
)Ut five as­
~sinthnt
the dastrict
21.7 pomts
:>re, Gab:son
free throw
percent av.
'ioneers a~t
five out of
net 11 team
: categon~
~as follows
age (first),
rd), scoring
ld goal per
rebounding
1).
.e Pioneers
to Pacifkto
r season and
tyoffs On
:rs will trawl
take on the
:ats.
ting, the Plo­
Wildcats 82-
:ore was de-
3ay, the Pio­
est Grove to
:enth-ranked
)pes of a vic·
tar season. In
ween the flo­
the Pioneen
marked tht
)ewinstreak.
Pioneers will
first playoff
oost likely lx
:K>rts Cenra
:kend, Paosl
all II EvA SPQRis s
Pia • ~ . ers J.~ ve an .~
LC S'Nimmers look ahead to DiS01cts Vv1ttl enthusiasm
Tori Roche
Excitement 11 in the air for
the ~wis & Clark swim team, and there couldn't be a better
tame for tht• boott of energy to
come into play
The Pioneers came out of last weekend's conference meet
wnh good times and overall un­
proved performances , an encour-, agang step-But the accompbshmenu
from last weekend only fore
shadow a small portion of the
• pmgnonet o
the path to
nationals
held in San
Antonio 10
mad-March
•our kads
l .... swam very,
-~ e very well,.
,__.........,._ iiiiiljiiiiiii~ ~ noted Head
====~, I Coach Don
] Kmg.
0 0 u t­
standang
feats an­
eluded the
rimes from
Kathleen
Eugster an ''Wdh a couple wuks
left to ptepalf!. for
disttit ts~' I expect to
see even thlu or four
llfOif!.natiotlal
qualifiers, and that is
SOtlldlringtolook
forward to."
-5wim Team
Head Coach Don King
Chuck Roberts the 200 IM and 100 breaststroke,
as weU as the women's nattonal
qualifying tune in the 800 free
relay overall enthustasm that lingers
amongst the team The confer­
ence meet defirutely set the tone
for the upcomang events, but the
Chris Stephens
If four years of basketball at
·s & Clark have taught
~..~,~~'-" Roberts anything, it's
oeen how to find his role on the
tam
last week the 6'5" senior for­
l~d the Paoneers in scoring
l wins over Whitworth and
Mutman. hitting 14·of~27 field
and was 5-for-8 from the •
~I line for 34 points. But more
mponanrly he led rhe team to
:1 eighteenth wtn of the year,
~ than any other Pao team
notched an over ten seasons,
in the process has learned
to be a winner.
•t haven't tried to score as
lii~A-n this year because we've
winning. so I haven't tned
force the issue, • he saad.
urtly we've been in a tude of a
so I wanted to shoot a
more, try to help us out a
more •
It's no He: Roberts has led
team in sconng thas year five
Three of them have been
the last rune games, since the
feJl from fifth in the nation
a streak that started three
ago, in which they lost
of five games. It wasn't
he couldn't score more, but
cnose not to disrupt thewin­
chcnusuy that had devel­
a.mong the team In fact,
rllrrtc leads the team an field-
percentage at 57%, a testa·
to the fact that he always
the good shot
'Our team is really balanced
and everybody can score, •
lltd ~here's really no one
who JUst goes out and
it every night It's the rna­
of the team and the fact
we've gotten a lot more
We can bnng five guys
the bench now •
Rohl.rts also leads the club
dubaous categories of per­
fouls and number of tames
out He has fouled out
than twtce as many times -five-as the next closest
player, but he sees chat as his job
as well.
•t go out and I like ro set the
tempo (defensavdy}," he said. "I
don't let them go where they
want to go I play aggressively
and guys think rwice when J'm
guardmg them."
Agamst Whitworth last Sat­
urday, though, he was all offense,
hJtting 10-of-18 shots from the
floor for 22 points.
•J scored well against them
(Whitworth) rhe first time we
played,• he said of the January 22
overtime loss in which he scored
26 points.
Said Roberts, *The match­
up situation against them is real
good. J was basically just able to
do what r wanted to, plus I was
getting a lot of open shots, and
usuaUy they don't let me shoot."
T ranslataon . I owned that guy
covenng me.
Right now the Ptoneers are
18-6 overall and ned for chard in
the NCIC with Linfield Wlth a 6
4 conference record. The two
teams battle ton1ght an
McMinnviUe, where a Pioneer
win means an automanc berth
into the playoffs. If l.mfield wt.ns,
the two teams go into a tie­
breakersatuauon for that playoff
spot
However, even tf L&C loses
to Lmfield and loses the ue­
brea.ker, there's still a chance to
make the playoffs where the
fourth team &om the NCIC goes
up against the fifth team from
the Cascade conference an a sta­
ustical showdown called the
Sempert system. Bur L&C'sona
3-game win rung streak and play­
ing their best ball in weeks, so 1t
may not go that far.
"RRght now we're starting
to play well again like we did in
che preseason where we showed
we were a top-five team, • Rol:>­
erts said. 'I dunk if we play like
wedtd last week then there aren't
many reams in the league that
can beat us.• lAKE THE KEYS
CALL A iAD.
lAKE A STAND .. remaining cwo weeb will allow
the squad to rest. a have, and raper
for the diStrict meet on February
26th and 27th at Evergreen State
College m Olympia, W A.
That resung t1me proves cru­
cial after weeks of gradual de­
creased tr.Urung and drag (after
shavmg), CWO methods that work
for both the physical and mental
aspects of the swimmer's dispo-
• • 51t10n.
'There is a great deal of ex­
citement that is genua ring from
the whole team, • states King.
W.th a couple weeks left to pre­
pare for districts, I expect to see
even duec or four more national
qualifiers, and that is something
to look forward to. •
Good luck to our Pioneer
swimmers as they head into the
final and most cmica.l part of
their season.
Hopefully, cheir hard work
and dedic4tton will result in the
granddaddy of rewards ... a trip
co nationals! Go Paosl
FRIDAY -THE PIONEER L00 -page 11 • publick occurrences editor -RYAN LEB "':::. ==;;;...-.===-=-..:.:======::: ~=======
Communicator's PeBpective' will
be hdd at the Multnomah Ath·
letic Club, featuring infonnation
and instghts on sexual harass­
ment and discnmination, d1ver·
sicy tratning. and physical dis­
abihties (Davers = Divers1ty,
get at? "Uh, yeah, sure. Funny
guy, thas here Pub Occ person.") Friday 19
YOU KNOW, I NEVBil GOT
THJS •cHAMBER" MUSIC
TiliNG -Is at like, JUst 'cuz they
play muSlc in a room, so that's
like a "chamber,• or 1s there some
deep meaning buned m musical
history? Well, enough t.ntdlec·
rual musing Portland Chamber
Arusts wtth guest arust, Lynne
Fmch on vt.olin1 will be playing at
Evan&, 8 p m .. .Adnussion for LC
students 1s $2. Talk about i.nfla~
tton
WONDBRIN' WHERE ALL
THE 'NOLAS WBNT,
ALYSSA~ -They went to
La Luna. The Dead Ringers, com­
posed ofTomCons tante:n (ong~­
nal Grateful Dead ptarust}, David
Ndson (co-founder of New Rid
ers of the Purple Sage), and mem­
bers of King Fis~ pay tribute to
the 'Dead at this all ages concert.
S9 at the door, 9 p.m
UNLEASH THE BITCH IN
YOU -Lying in the core of femi­
nineexiscence ~ whensuppressed
she is a force of self­
destruction when acknowl­
edged she becomes a souJU of
On Tuesday, March 2nd
OSPJRG presents SIMPLE
MEALS m Stamm What this
means is that everybody eats
bad food. In doing so you
contribute Sl to OSPIRG's
chanty of choice, which
happens to be the homeless
If you want to get involved m
this (and you do) Just look for
happy smiling OSPlRG
~presentaoves all next week
ac lutle tables out stde of the
Trail Room and Fidd's, during
meal-tilne$ beacuse then you
fed that much more glutton-
ous. creativity and power! Wow,
pretty creative blurb, huh? Nah,
I just copied that out of the pam­
phlet they gave me l.Joda
Leonard, author of Meeting the
Madwoman An lnnerChallenge
for Femirune Spmt, W1U be usang
her book as a oosis for a lecture at
the Farst Untted Mcthodsst
Church, 1838 SW Jefferson, 7:30
p.m SlOfornon-mcmbers Men
invited as cannon fodder (that's a
JOke ... please, tt's only a joke!)
If YOU DON7 UKE 'THE
BliA T-Then checkout KGON's
19th Btrchday bash at the
Ro.sdand Theatre Perfonning
will be LA 's Wild Ctuld, who 1s
compared by the press release I'm
readmg from to The Doors
Whoa, like, blow rrund away,
dude At 8 p m., ttckets available
from FASTlXX outlets (224-
TIXX), Mustc Mtlleruum , and
Fox Theatre.
HER BROTHER'S RUNNING
FOR ASLC-Yeah, reaJlyl Chns
sa1dsol Amelia Earhart laves again
m a one-woman showcaUed 1bc
Story of Ameba Earhart, • at the
Portland CMc Theatre CaJJ 226-
4026 for reservations
Saturday 20
YOUR CHANCE TO INTER­
ACT WITH LCS FAMED IN­
TF.RNA TIONALSTUDE.NTS
• And not eat Bon food (I) al­
though won't tt JUSt be the same,
with the 'int's seMng you? But
waitl there's mo~l Besides the
fpod bazaar, check out the anter­
nanonal show, the fashion show,
and ocher performances designed
to •enhance yow cultural per­
spectaves•t Part of the great lib­
eral arts education, eh?
MORE MUSIC THAN YOU
CAN STICK FUNNY NAMES
TO -Gamelan, Amadinda,
NinnalBaJckal, OboAddy . Those
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SO 'BYES ON THE PRIZE'
WAS A NO-SHOW, HUH~ -
Then rrhe Five Heartbeats" is
the show foryou At the Council
Chambers , 7 30 and 10 p.m At
least stay for LCJV
•cozv FAN TOO'r • Three
seemingly meanmgless
words .but m the hands of a ere·
ative genius like Mozart, 1t be­
comes a farcical play of masquer­
ade and ftancee-swapping . 'Cosi
Fan Tutte' (tts real name) shows
at the Civic Auditonum tomght
at 7:30, and also on the 24th and
the 27th. Call241-1802 for ticket
info.
RAISE FUNDS AGAINST
LEUKEMIA AND PLAY
SOME INDOOR GOLF AT
THE SAME T1ME • Is that a
deal or what? You say, 'What"
Ah, shaddaapl Sports and med1a
celebritles Mychal Thompson ,
BUty Ray Bates, Maurice Lucas,
Paul Unrunan, Steve Dunn, and
Jeff Gianola, among others will
be there, too. You still say, 'What."
1 still say1 shaddaapl GU Scott-Heron. Since Soulja.h's
sold out, 1 guess thlsone'a the one
to go to. Music, poetry, and revo­
lution for SlO.
Tu y23
HELP THE SPOTTED OWL,
MAKE A F1UE.ND ·Lorin Hicks,
Manager ofFish and Wlldhfe Ser­
vices for Plum Creek Timber
Company, will be at the Law
School, Room 1, at noon, to dis·
cuss the Spotted Owl Recovery
Plan
RBDBEM YOURSELVES IN
THE EYES OF ERIN -You
guessed tt. 'Eyes on the Prize'wiU
be a-playing at the Ruscy Nail, 8
pm
THE BLOODBOWL BEGINS
AT THE ARENA! -Don't you
feel the adrenalin rush through
your veins as you bash that guy
m front of you wtth your back­
pack before he takes that last spot
in that Jdlo molding class you
really wanted to get into?
Preregister .. orbedoomed Don't
say you weren't warned.
IT'S A WEEK AFTER Th
VAI.EN liNE'S DAY -But loss . U
jason again anyway. Heh heh.
SHE'S NOT HEA VY ... SHE'S
MAH SIST AH ... -Hey, man
It's tough doing dus stuff t:~~ery
week, you know? Sister Souljah
comes to Agnes Flanagan Chapel,
7:30. $3 admission for LC nu­
dents. Sponso~d by BSU, and
sne's sold out.
AND H£'S MY HERON • At
8:30 p.m. Latuna will be hosting CALLING ALL HOT
RODDERS -Drive whatever it
lS you drive over to the Oregon
Cooventaoo Center for the Pon­
Land Roadster Show, which wiU
feature over 220 of the
Nonhwest's hottest Rods and
customs Sponsored by yow lo­
cal friendly neighborhood
Multnomah Hot Rod Council
$7.75 for "adults• like us.
CAWNGAU.DIVERS ·Well,
not really. A half-day seminar
called 'Diversity 1993: NO ... NO ... NOT THB 'T'
WORD! -Ah, but yes of
course 'Trust,' a student-dt·
rected play wall be showlng
at the Black Box Curtam call
at 8 p m. And it's FAHREEHt
Also plays on Friday and Satur­
day
YOU'VE SEEN THE
MOVIE ... NOW HF.AR THE
SPEiiCHES- Malcolm X speedv
dramatlc readmgs by Michael
Lang {Denzel Wastungton had a
denust's appomcment ) at the
Chapel, 7 30 p m
"AH DON'T WORRY .. ! -I
don't know about you, but I got
rut sack of that song real fast
Bobby Me Femn, the one-m~
band hunself, will be gracmg tht
Arlene Schmtzer Concert Hall
this mght at 8 p.m For mo~t
anfo, call 248·4496.
oeak m, if you can.
po,UIIc~n spe«hes are not thulgt
be missed. Tell 'em,
ISei\t you," or dress up lake
~sn.er. At the Agnes Flana
:u~• , y'know, the place wuo
~notSe roc:.k hard seats .. at 7:30
put a pictuze of SlSter~uut•tau~
~~ Uke tbe ones you've seen
~:n .~ose posters, but you've see!{
of them already, and
u1u them anyway.
Friday's Music Stand
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