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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 56, Number 16

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1992-03-01

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Lewis and Clark College
Student-run Newspaper
Volume 56, Number 16
Friday, March 6, 1992
-----------------------------------------------------------~-------Commission forms to consider rights of RAs, residents
byBmi Endo
of the Pw1tur Log
The recently fonned Restdence
Life R1ght.s Commisslon, fonnerly
csllw the RA Rights CommiSSion,
introduced themselves and the11
message at a meeting 111 the Trail­
room lllSt Fnday mol1llng
The commasston fonned Tues­
day. Feb. 25 an response lO the dis­
missal of a Copeland RA. Addi·
oonal RA dasm1ssals prompted the
. . COOlffiiSSJOn mto action.
At the commass10n's second
meeung. Thursday. Feb. 27. sev-
1 eaJ RAs went on slrike, punctu.at-
1 ing a cry for more communicauon
1 among the rcsadence life staff .
At an open forum Friday night.
the commission set up a first meet·
ing between res1dence lifeadmirus ­
UDtion and concerned swdents for
Monday evenang. They also set up
•meeting wath amodemtorbetween
~ Copeland RAs, RD and Susan
Hopp. director of campus life over
the weekend.
At the commass1on mecung
Monday. Hopp, Denms Madson,
vke president for swdent affairs,
RAs, RDs and representatives from
all residence halls (except Akin) and an off-campus representative
held 8 discuSSIOn .
Several key questions surfaced
at the open forum held Friday mght
•There ts a demand for more
clarity 10 outlmang the job descrip­
tions of the RAs and R Ds and the
evaluauon and finng process for
these poSJUons. How can residenLc;
be made more aware of these i\
sues? How can the evaluauon and
finng process be made more con
sastcnt? What are the righ~ and
respono;abiline.s of residents?
•The satuation between an RA
and h1~ or her superior, the RD, is a
personal employment L'\sue While.
some students fecllhat RAs should
have the rightlO rur the II gnevan~
through a JUdicial system. others
feellhat the prot.ection of confiden­
uality would not pcnnit this.
•Should the RAs be respon­
sible for enforcang the alcohol
poltcy? If so, how? If not, who
else?
Residence Halls Association
A proposed answer for some of
these problems as the csmbUshment
of a Residence Hall Assocaation.
Joshua Tabof, an RA in P\llll· rr -•
tudeots gather in tbe Trailroom on Fridoy to discuss plans ror action. Tbe Residence Life Rigbt
Commission was established in response co the dismiss.ol or two RAs. Plloto b1 Jam.u: M&ll
Howard, wiU present his ideas for sentation made by the University of donn council has a n:presenLative.
an RHA at the next RLRC meeung Victoria of the11 RHA consutution It's very practical. h unites the
Monday, March 9 at 7:30p.m an ataleadershipconferenceinFebru- 5llldcnts on C3mpus," he wd ... If
the Stewart lounge. ary. "It was a very impressive con-we unite, then we have that mu h
.. Basically. il's destgned for stitution," saad Tabor. more barg:uning power."
enllaneing commumc:auon wtthlll "(The RHA would be) in com- John Frost is nlso working on
and among the danns," said Tabor munication with ASLC but not be-an idea for on RHA. The nt<un
aoor ""' oa inspucd by a pre-neath tl, .. 't2p\.t:.med Tllbor. ·•~:.very conrtnurd on pcgeJ!Ve
Progress made on master plan for campus development
by Scott Erickson
of the Pionetr Log
h has been a liule under one
)'Car sux:e Lcwas and Clarlc stu­
dents, faculty and staff "planned
thefutureoftheCollege"by assem­
bling a long-rnngearch.itecwralmap
of the campus. campus would be further djvided
mto "quadrants ... clearly separaung
theacadermc area from the restdcn­
tiaJ area.
The plan called for the even·
rual desttucuon of some eJUsting
buildings (mcluding Odell and
St.ewan halls, Bodine and the Bio­
psych building) and the COOSUUC·
tion of many new d01m. , cta.ss­
rooms. office buildings and parlcmg
garages.
However. nearly one year after the plan was presented to the LC
commuruty. many have forgoucn
enwely about the plan. Is tl still in
the works?
Wayne Pedersen, LC vice
president for business and finance,
cero:Unly hasn •t forgotten about the
master plan.
"The master plan that was fin­
ished last summer was a conceptual
design," he srud. "It needed to be
flushed out for submission to the
city." Throughout a series of com­
mince meetings and public fora, a
master plan wus established for lhe
C3mpus, a plan with many new
buildings, walkways and parking
garages.
Them aster plan was developed
for LC by SERA architects and
Sasaki Associates. Under the plan,
Odell Manor would become the
cenLerpiece of the campus.. The Beacom wins run-off
Tuition was S30 per 12-bour-term
rwec:k-m 1929, when Lewis and Clark was
11\Jil>anv CoUegc. President Michael Mooney
~iks in Albany today as part of the 125lh
lf\nJ·v~rc:-ftf"\1, Page 5
aup" ~~~·• Island Discs
You get caviar, lemon water and fluffy
dogs-but what will you listen to?
Page7
n ounce of progress
Columnist John Frost feels that both
ISJdlc.\ need to compromi~ more in the Rcsi ·
kll'n·~· Life Rights Commas.~on siwation.
Pa&e9
onderful, but obscure
Three LC students "~troll with God"
IWhi1le railroad handcar rocing. Page 11 byTamar Trindade
of the PioMer Log
At 9:15 in the
Plaufonn Monday mght
the two candidates for
ASLCpreSJdcnt were both
tenSely awaiting the ~ullS
of the run-off election.
When the announce­
ment was made Amy
Beacom breathed an au­
dible sigh of relief: she
h.ad won.
When asked whm her
goals for her twill were
Beacom said "To get as
much done as possible,to
listen, lO hear what's go­
ing on. anstead of talk.
There has been too much
talk."
One thing she would
like to~ improved is the
counselingccntctonCM\·
pus.
She hopes to bring
about programs including eating disorder assistance and rnpc
counseling.
Beacom says she hopes to see
Tony Ross (the other cnndidatc for
ASLC JR.Sldenl) worklllg closely
wtth her throughout her tam.
1f he had won she would have
liked to work with him she says. and
she's confident Ross will remain
very acuve with ASLC.
"I guess I can Jus! say lhDl t
plan to remain optimistic and open."
concluded Beacom.
Note: This iJ the lasl iauc of
TM Paonur Log for the &cam.
Have a gJtal spdng break! According to Pedersen, there
was more than o face-lift in mind
when the master plan was begun
last year. ..We exist here as an
educatiorutl institution in a residen­
tial area under a conditional use
approved by the city of Pon.land, ..
he said ... And our master plan, that
we did last year, amounts to an
update of that conditional use.
"When there is significant
change in the e.~ isting campus. &hen you must cake it back for another
conditional use approval, and that's
what's happening right now," he
said.
So OVCf the cowse of the past
ye:u, Pedersen nnd others h3vc been
worlcing with the CityofPortlD.nd's
Bureau of Planning in finalizing
LC's plnn.
Final approval of the plan will
be decided ata hearing which i set
contin~d on page thru
........ bosted the Pacirec Northwest Diving Cbampiunsbips oa Feb.
2.7-29 in tbe Zebntbauer Swim Pa\'iliOD. Tb~ diver from Simon
Fr~&Str went on to win lht com~titioa. Plecto by Eric M«X • oneer
Scott Erickson. Editor in Chief
Tonya Kocher, Managing Editor
Janet Miller. Production Editor
Joseph Martorano, Business Manager
Form group to facilitate
communication and consistency
Resident Asstsunts need some help. RA~ need more clarily i.n their
job descripuon s and hiring and fuing p-ncticc..~. They need support i.n
e.5t:lblishing beltcr communication with the Admini~Ulltion and thett
supervisors . The: establishment of a Residence Hall Association would
provide a mechani"ffi whereby the needs and concerns of RAs could be
addressed in a consistent mnn.net
The ~ent struggle between Restdent AssistanL" and the Office of
Restdence Life has ac:centu:ned the "ague conccption of the JOb reqwre·
meniS of RAs at uwis and Clark College. La~>t ye.1t's ughtcning of the
alcohol policy andlhc institution of the RAs us the pnmary cnfon::el"i of the
p<llicy has created tension and di~ontcnt among the RAs of some
residence hans.
17Je establislttnen t of a
Residence Hall Associntiou
u1oul d provide a
ntec1Janisnt u11lereby tlze
needs atzd coucerns of R.As
could be addressed iu a
consistent mantter. The creauon olthe
RHA would provtde
RAs a fortru1l place Lo
dlSCUS.'i i~"Ues and COO·
ccms of the residen e
halls. The RHA would
nlso be I"C.\1)0nsiblc for
producUlg u re,<;idence
life handbook detailing
the right.s and obliga­
tions of RAs and RDs.
It would nlso set down
guidelines for evaluation and ftring procedures that would be consistent
across the C3mpus.
Consistent regulations would help solve confustonc; a.c; lO the ex~-
__,~oi lbe.Admm,~U'al.ian . R.A ... who flill to eomp\y Wllh ru\~ thal are
fully c~plained ro them have hUJe cause 10 complum when disc1phnary
action is taken. RAs who are involved m Lhe process of creating those rules
might even ~ppon those regulations.
A regulaling body such ns the RHA should be lonned RAs. ROs and
donnitory residents will bcnefil from the mcrcased commun1cauon and
student involvemenL Jgnoring the problem wall not cause tlto go away.
Only by dialogue and cooperation can we "create the highest quality of
residence life possible."
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Allteuers are due Tuesday 31 noon before each Friday's issue. To be
considc:ted for publication, leU.ets should be 500 word! or less and be
submiaed on a Macintosh disk along with a printed copy.
Only signed teuers win be coru.idered for publication . Letters should
ha\ e the author's telephone and box nwnber in case the editor has any
concerns or needs more information before printing the leu.er Authors
should al-ro list their connection with the final bug hwu clue of the lenn,
which tells us that the object ha~ many names on n LewL'i and Clark
College. ifany such connection exists (fttSt·year student.jumor, professor.
etc.}. Organizations submiuing lett.ers for pubhtallon must provide the
name and Le.Jephone number of a designated repre~laUve
1 he Piont~r Log r~es the right to ~fuse publicauon of leue~ and
Lo editleuetS for b"bel and space conside.rntio ns.
The Pioneer Log Staff
'ews Editors Rachel Carter
Erni Endo
Forum FAilor Tony DaVlS
Ftatur:ts Editor Jason Kane.Uliro Sports Editor Steve Zwerin
Pub Otc Editor Reid Kells
Photo Editor Eric Morse
Copy Editors Hillari Fryer
Ann Yuhas
Advertising M~r . Miesje Remmers
Circulation Mgr JCartoonist Greg Carlson
Starr: Lucinda Bechtel. Cr.Ug Coss, Rynn Farr, Penny Foos. John Frost.
Adolfo Garza, Shahz.eb Jillani. James Mill, Kcnji Minagawa , Amy
McDooneU, Mtra Morton, Beth Powers, Jennifer Robey, Kun Roithmger ,
Mauhew Schwciue:r. Heidi Soli. Tim Stone, Tamar Trinidade, Apnl Van
Pelt, Julie VenAJbles
Ad\tser: Joe Aickinger
Tht Pwnur LAg is o weekly swdcnt-run publication at Lewis and Clark
College. All JetLCllJ, advenising or any son of mquiry can be sent to fht
lAg nt LC Box 121, Lewis and Clark College, Ponland, OR 97219.
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S1t1.art Quotes
"My baker would lynch 1ne rigltt now if I told 1ti1n to 1nake a tofu
cheesecake." -chef for Bon Appetlt, at the vegetarian confere n~
"Suck that line for all it's worth, sopranos. "
-voice major directing a concert choir rehearsal
"The reason that we are not going to meet on this is because I
fundame1ltally disagree."
-poli sci student expressing her love of free debate
"1 don't want to call it my idea, because tlzen tile credibility goes to
hell."
-anonymous vice president.
at a Residence Ufe Commis sion meeting
Confronting LC' s alcohol policy myth
To Jhe Ediror::
For about two years now, the
admm1sLtauon has been ughtenmg
thelt gnp on the so called "alcohol
situauon ... from 1988-89. when the
basic rules were "no kegs Ul t.he
security office or Ul the preside or • s
office" to the prc.sent "No dnnlcing
or thoughts about drinkmg wall be
allowed anywhere wilhin fifty feet
of the campus." Oddly enough, the
number of on·campus dwellers and
studenL~ enrolling hns dropped as
weU. In the fall of 1988 students in
Odell were obligalcd Lo h vc in tnplc
doubles (you got it. three people Ul
a room made for a small pet); m
fact. getting a room at all was a
mimcle 11 you were not a freshmBil.
Thlf1gsarea liuJediffcrentnow,
the schoolt~evcn adventsing single
doubles m this very newspaper.
let'"~ re Yaew the sequence of event\
FttSl they ban alcohol on campus
and then nobody wants to hvc on
campus ... hmmm.
Recently we all recctvetl n
memo m ow new und improved
cnmpus boxes. Tht memo had
plenty ot code numbers an Jl1.11Cn· theses, but boiled down, tt bastcatly
pomted out that if you were caught
in possession of alcohol you would
be stuclc Ul &hum~ manacles and
t.hrown m a pn full of snakes. I guess
tlus means I'U have to get rid of my
mOutable meth-lab.
The administrauon says they
have no choice. and that we will
loose our federaJ funding. Well, for
t.hett mfortru1tion lhaLlaw has never
actually been enforced; m fact, nu­
merous private schools JUst hke
Lcwts and Clark stmply don 'l have
antemal alcohol policies. 'Then
why doe~ the admmisltataon ansast
on their current pollcy?" you ask?
The new admintstruuon IS hell·
bent on mismg the academic stan­
dards of this school; unfonunat ely.
they hovcn't got the slightest idea
what they arc doing. Reed College,
for mstanc:..e, has one of the haghest
percentage s of graduates 10 receive
doctoral degrees, and we aU know
how dry their campus ts. Obviously
our adrninistr • .u.ion is barking up the
wrong tree. I mean, if you wt:re a
prospective studcOL, here for the
weekend, what would you lhmk?
You'd thank you just stepped into a morgue, and you· d be damn glad
you checked this place out befo«
you blew four years piny ing yatzet
on the Ooor of your smglc si~ -pad
on weeJ...ends.
Arc you ndmmtstrntors grnb­
bmg a clue out there? Sur\! dorm
damage is going down... BE·
CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO
LIVE IN A WEEKEND MAUSO.
LEUM. Wake up admmistrauon.
and face the fncts College swdcnu
drink. not JU'il hero, but all over tht
world; and •f you stop them from
dnnlung where they nrc they'll Jllil
go somewhere else. . . that means
they won't pay you a small fonunt
every year, by lhe way.
Unfortunately ,I don 'LlhinllhtS
wiU change any minds m the od·
mmtstration now, insto.Od t thtnk
they Wlll wan unblthe student body
is half the sue 11 is now and they've
had to tum Copeland donn mto l
shoppang mall.
Maybe we should head over to
Mooney's plnccon the weekend<:, I
hear he 1\Js u pretty stykd wet bat al
his condo downtown.
Rodrigo 1/u/s~.)unUJr the Pioneer Log
Rachel Carter and E
Hunger Cleanup nnd tn
The Hunger and l Ia
1unh1ntcet'S for lhts spnng
The event IS a one
OILY servace.s Ul P(
lhou.Wtds of dollars for Jc
The two groups nl P<
have decided lO donate t.h
Outside ln prov1des h
insurance. espectally sllC
1llllS includmg: street yc
ment and emergency seN
OulSide ln offers lodJ
access to food. medical~
managemcnL
There is also an Ait
change Lo prevent the spro
and their unborn children
Volunteer Lo help on
from approximately l2 l(
Int.emshtps are avwli
groups, individual resean
Ail internship offers
commaunentto the ISSues
ask for'1
Working with a facl
wall achieve an educauon
of your life
Do not wan until ~-pt
mfonnational meeting at
Safe Drinking Watc;
boon collected in support!
still another 1400 LC ·--Stopbyourofficem
to sign a card!
This will be my lnstc
is Laking over as VP for 1
one of has huJc mt mons d
and·a·half hours last T
onset costs of sponson
studeniS was funded S3
soc1ety and homosexual
cans was tnbled pendin~
reporter at &his week's 11J
cool, threw a lighter a1
OUL
Elections are fmall
sull beang taken to J-Boa
Its part of budgeting f
runded Roxanne Frye S
and Barry Pack were ea!
over spring break, the I)
The Programs Comma~
mmg group analogous 1
Student Counctl. The
many times that tt wlll
BC<lcom 1s ucc:epbng
appointed as a studen
1984 Hondu Ci ·
back for Sale -
new clutch $3,000
0076.
Found: Earring, i
lot by the Foreign lJ
building. Call ext
describe.
'88Toyota Cnmry•
2,0 lil~rs . AT. p<>\
ing, tilt 'tccring wt
cruise control, po
dows and lock.~\, f
cover.;, ~tcreo and March 6,1
• 0 ... : 0 ¢ ~ .. ·~"' ~ ~ .. rrl ~~
...... .. .. .. .. . . ... ~~ ...... 'it' •• ~ • ~
• a tofu
ian conference
~oir rehearsal
se I
' of free debate
-:y goes to
vice president
• • • asSion meenng
yth the Pioneer Log
Rachel Carter and Emi Endo, News Editors
OSPIRG
11un~ter Cleanup nnd lnt4!rnships
The Hunger and Homelessncss group hns been working to get
volunteerS for thts spnng's Hunger Cleanup.
The event lS a one afternoon work·a-thon at severul diften:nt
lc{)(nmua serv1ccs in Portland. It's 11 national event that J.ho raises
l}lousands of dollars for local and ruu.ionallinternational hunger issues.
The two groups at Portland State Uruverstty and Lewis and Clark
have docided w donate the local funds (50 percent) w Outstde In
OuLside In provides low-cost medical care 10 people wtthout health
insurunce, especaally street youth. They offer many overlnppang pro­
grnrns mcludmg· ~nreet youth transitional housmg, educauon, employ­
ment and emergency scrvaces.
Outside In offers kids a safe place to hang out and talk and prov1de..-;
1 acce..~~ to food, medical care, tdenufication, shon tenn shelter and case
There is also an AIDS prevention program called the needle ex·
to prevent the spread of HJV among IV drug users,thetr partners,
lllld thcrr unborn children.
Volunteer to help on SalUiday, Apnl 11 I The semce work w1U be
from approximate ly 12 10 3 p.m. Call eltL 7128 10 s1gn up
Internships are ovaJlable this spring with all of the different project
groups. mdiv1dual research projects, and much more.
An int.cmship offers you a chance to rece1ve course credit for your
commJUnentto the lSSues that concern you me most. What more can you
~for?
Working w1th o faculty sponsor and the OSPIRG Orgamzer, you
will ach1eve an educauon as an activist that you Will take w1th you for the
I ~~ of your life
Do not wan until spring tenn has begun, call exL 7128 lO set up an
mformauonal meeting about the many pos.slbilitic:-5.
Safe Drinking WateL Update: Over 400 postcard peuuons have
been collected in support of OSPIRG 'scampaign . ThtS ts good, but there
I are st1ll another 1400 LC people out there drinking wa1er every day.
Stop by our office in the basement of TempletOn for lnfonnouon and
to stgn a card! Student Council
nus will be my last one of these liuJe things! Next tenn Gory Timm
is t.akmg over as VP for Info and Programming. and I'm sure he'll hnve
one of h 1s h ttle m m1on s doing this. Council met foro tens1on tilled thf'f)C­
and-a-half hours last Tuesday Semor Barry Pack was funded S42 to
offset co..'its of sponsoring 01versJty 03y last Wednesday. A group of
students was funded $33 to publicae 8 forum they are sponsoring on
society and homosexualJly on MaJch 10 A proposal to fund recycling
cans was tabled pendmg more mformauon . There wa.~ no Pwnur l..og
reporter at this week's meeuog!?!?! Wtuch 1s OK by me sinc.e I lost my
cool, threw 8 lighter almost hiUing Zach StTCetm the face, and walked
OUL
Elections are fmally over (llost}, but Lhe Elecuons Comm1ssaon ts
?U'd be damn glai 1
~s place out bcfort
ears playing yauet
our smgle s•x pad still bcmg taken toJ-Board. The Budget and F'mance Board has fims.hed
its pan of budgeting for now. The Student Academtc Affairs Board
funded Roxanne Frye sq 14 to attend n conference, semors Chuck Dunn
nnd Barry Pack were each funded $428 to paruc1pate in an honors band
over spring brenk, the lA Symposium was dented its request for $2560.
The Progroms Commtssion approved COFFEE as an ASLC progrnm­
ming group annlogous to SOFA. This decision can su11 be vetoed by
Student Council The student-at-large office has been thieved from ~o
many umes thatll will be closed soon. ASLC President-elect Amy
Beacom is accepting apphcauons for any student intcrcswd in being
appointed as a <iWdcnt-at-large. she lives at box 319. See yu neAtt&::rm. ~minislrnlo~ gr.lb­
lhcre? Sure donn
g down.,. BE·
DY WANTS TO
KENDMAUSO.
up admtnisrrotian .
ts. College swdcnts
ere, but all over t.ht
pu stop them from
ptey are they 'II J.LLS'
~lse. . . that mcasu
you a small fortune
he way.
~ly ,I don 'tt.hmk tlu.s
~ .minds m the ad·
lv. instead 1 t.tunk
u.il the student body
is now and they've
leland dorm 1nto "
should head over l1l
·on the weclcends.l
:tty styled wet bar nt
1town,
. JunWr 1984 llondu Civic Hatch­
bock for Sale -runs good.
new clutch $3,000 Call 228-
0076.
Found: Earring, in parking
lot by the Foreign Languages
building. Call ext 7146 and
describe.
'88Toyota Camry4-dr DLX
2,0 lite~. AT, power steer·
ing, tilt steering wheel, NC.
cruise control, pow\!r win­
dows and locks. full wheel
covers. ~tcreo and casscue. Silver blue. Around 28.000
mile.-;. $8500 Call Fumi:
244-6246.
Summer Camp Jobs for men
and women. Hidden Valley
Camp interviewing on March
S. Make an appoinunent and
get funher infonnation at C3·
reer Planning and Placement.
Found: Col fc.e mug, on trnsh
can outsu.le ofRcg•strar's 01-
fice. When I fowtd it. it wus
still fuJI of ool ice! CaU c t.
7146. Page3
Friday; March 6, 1992
National Scholarship offer shady
by Penny Poos
of tht PuJIItrer Log
Sevl;ml sLUdent.-. on Lewis and
Clarlr. campus are bctng notified,
v1a postcard, that they arL ehgiblc
for n scholarship by l.hc Nalional
Scholarship Foun-of ~tudenl ftnanctol s.t:rvicc:.. the scholarship und wun~;, c omplcte
The anformauon swtcd b) the information abou1 th.;; money, they
foundouon reads, ''Ba:..cd upon your hove 72 hOUJ"!l within 10 cnll the
present academic and financial cir· office at 1-615-664-3047 . Other­
cum~ta ncc.~. you ure eligible lOre-wise, the money thot is supposedly
ceivc u rnmimum of S 1,698.12 to available for that particular tudcnt
pay for your 1992-1993 college wiU be re-dirocted to another stu­
dent.
dation.
This National
Scholarship Foun­
dation is sending
postcards 10 spcxifi­
cally selected stu·
dcnL~stntinglhalthe uwe have no information on
this system ... " The foundation
concludes by saying
that they have 10·
stalled a 2A ·hour call
processtng system tO
take en lis ns rnpidly
as po 1ble.
loundution has been
unable 10 contact the wdent by
phone, therefore they arc advising
the student m writing
"We have no mfonnauon on
ttus sy~tem and at this po1nt are
unable 10 get through to this service
IOmqutreandgamlcnowlcdgeabout
1t," sa1d Diane Tsu.knmnki. dlroctor -Diane Tsukamaki
Director, Student FinanciaJ Services
Lecm. This is scholarship money,
notaloon. YoudonothaveiOn:pay
it. ..
The National Scholarship
Foundauon goe.s on to!Wy. ttu:usend­
ing the postcard is thear finnJ al­
t.empl to contnet the student.
If the rociptent L~ uu.erest.ed in "The students
who have received these postcards
have been unsucc:c.ssful in gcuin~
through to the servsce," sa•d
Tsuk.nmakl "When the c311 pro·
cessmg ~ystc.m comes on t.he hnc w
take lbe call. the swdenl gets a re­
eordmg informmg the caller that
they are unable to leaven message. ..
Bon Appetit responds to dietary diversity
J get the others mad?" SaJd Ron.
byEmi Endo
of tht Pwnur Log
A handful of vegetarian s and
one vegan auended the vegetarian
and vegan conference Thursday.
Feb. 27. vegan." He e~ptained l.h31 offering
two programs. one for meat-eaterS
and one for vegans, would be easier
than ~tablishing meat-eater , veg­
etarian and vegan progr.uns.
He said th:lt in lhe pasl, staple .. Everyone at this hoot is nOl
a vegetarian and is not n granola·
type person," said first-year sWdent
Kristin Smith. "I juM feelthaL Bon
Appelll totally caters to vegcUJr-
illns. I don't feel
Jeff Rott,
CJtecuuve chef,
and Carla
V erbcc~ of the
Portland Veg­
etarians led lhe ''"W11en I say vegetarian, I mean tltose
who don't eat chicken, fish or four­
footed anintals-notlzing with a face." that they're
cooling enough
food for other
people 1oea1 lt
re:.JII y makes me
angry. rjustfcel
that there is loo
much of an cm­
phl.Sis on vcg·
etanans be-dJSCUSSlOD.
Vcroeckex­
ptained ethtcal,
health and envi-
ronmental reasons for being a veg­
cwnan or vegan (vegans are veg·
ctarians who do ool eat dairy or
egg products}.
"When 1 say vegcmri:m, I mean
those who don't eat chid::eo, fish or
four-footed anirnals--llothing with
a face," said Vcrbcclc.
Rott explained wtuu the veg­
euman/vegan food program now
conststs or and the direction it i.oc:
t.akmg.
"If we'ro going 10 build a vcg-
emrian program... said Rott, "we
might as well go all the wny and go -Carla Verbeck
of the Portland Vegetarians
vegcwian dishes have been maca~
rom and cheese ond mushroom
&illata, neither of which vegans can
e.:ll. ••Everything' s loaded with fat
andcholesterol,"saidRotL '1bat's
why we !)t.aned e~pcrimenting.
"What I'm trying to do is give
an altcm:1tive to the sal!ld bar," he
said.
Onu of the concerns of Lhc food
service is not knowing how many
vegeturians l.l1C on lhe meal plan.
how mnny arc vegan and how man)'
often cat vegct.dnan dishes.
.. How far dol havctogobefore cause ol the
kind of people who come here,"
said Sm1th.
RonexplaincdlhalBonAppcut
ha.-. :1 respons1btli1y w make nn nt·
tempt to please lheirpaum s ... Even
if there's five (vegans or '-cgetar·
i:ms) on the whole plan," 1d Rou,
.. we need tO milke sure that their
needs are meL ..
Currently. the balance lor dtn·
ncr is awo eni.I'CCS and one ... egct.ar­
ian entree. For lunch, i1 lS t~o
entrees and one hot sandw\ch, one
of the three being vegctanan.
contlllued on pagt!fow
Watzek renovation first step in master plan
conunuedfrom page one
for April 7.
In order for lhe plan w be np·
pro,'Cd, dle Bureau of Planning re­
quired more in-depth mfonnauon,
.ltUChasuaffi c.~ng,growthsizc,
~nd cnvirorunenwl zoning.
Acc.ord.ing to Pcden>en, the
muster plan thai was formuhucd by
the LC community last year was
"conceptual in the sense that it
doesn 't1nc lude all the dcuuled mu·
teriul that was gathered, developed.
mil! sagcd to put the plan together.
J\nd the city itself, of course. re­
quires tlut you disp13y much more
of that infonnation in the concii·
. I " uon:t use process.
E,•en though the maHer plWl
hasn't been formally npprovod by
the Ctty ofPoriland ~ct.. much won. hao; nlrc3dy been stnned
The mnjoncy of lhe \\Ork lhrlt
must be done before lhe fJCSt new
fn iltty 15 bwlt goes on behind the
enos. Paes1dent Michael Mooney
hu bC(:n looking into finding
sourcesofre..,enue to fund the plan.
..E\'erythtng'skcycdtamoney,
and tf > ou cun ·1 get the money. )'OU
change the time frume," he 5U.id.
Accordmg to Mooney. the pro­
ce.~ of expanding of Wat1.ek Li­
brury i already underway. Tenta·
tive plans have been dra\\ n up and
t.M:e sources of fundtng hnve be.cn
1dcntified.
Mooney cWmnt.eS the cost of
e.,pandmg Lhe librury to be lll'Ound
$2.5 m11lion.
"We nre nlso woo.ing on n hu­
manllics bu1ldmg; we hJ..,e a f~l pu:ce of fundmg for that. he scud.
Although dcfinne urn fmmc:
has not been estabh!ilied for the
enure mnster plan, Mooney h
Identified five projccts \lull he hopes
w1l1 be (X)lllplcted m the ne:-.:1 10
years: p:tn 100 of the hbrtll) ,the
hu mnnities bulldi ng, a JWking strue·
ture, a new soence buildmg (or an
CqlallSllln of Olin) and complcuon
of the cmnpu.'\ land ping plan.
Accordmg to Mooney, the first
fi vc projects \lo ill co t •'aboul S35
million; it could e'•cn run up to $40
milhl'm."
What niT eel wtll these pro.JOCLS
hnve on tuiuon? ·'Zero." he satd
..If it goes lhe way we plan 11. &he
money for th pro.JC.CI.! wall come
from so' emmem ull uons and
gtfts." he td Friday, March 6, 1992
~Pa~g~e.:!4--------------------:N ews ' Friday, March 6, 199
uLeu,is & Clark College" book u1ins tlzree
regional awards
uwis ct. ClarJ. Colltgt, a book written by Stephen Dow Beck­
ham, profesoorofhistory. with photogruphs by Roben Reynolds, won
three 3wards mcludtng a gold nward ntlhc lOth annual Council for
Advnnc~menl and Support of EducatiOn DL,tntl vm RecogniDon
A~'3J'd.s compeuuon. ~~u &. Clarl. rook home Lhe gold award for
anniversary publicauons a salver award for be..~t photo es4iny and a
bron1c award for vt. ual desJgn m publicauons. The book and •'-'
accompan) ing calendar and promotional brochure competed agwnst
college and university publiC3oons from Alaska, Alberta. Bnuc:h
Columbia. Idaho, ManitOba. Montana, Oregon SaskatChewan and
Washington . Publications were judged by ~dusll) professionals and
higher education peers from ~ the region.
· The awards recognize "insuruuorul and individual excellence in
advancement programs" and represent .. superior accomphshmcnt,"
according lD CASE
Oregon Supreme Court to ttzeet at Lewis
and Clark College
The Oregon Supreme Coun will hear oml arguments on several
case.~ nt the Nonhwestem School of Law of Lewrs and ClruX College
on Thursday. March 5. The court w1U sn m Classroom I from 9 a.m
until noon and from 1.30 to 4 p.m
Ca51'-S to be heard are:
9 a.m.
Stau \'. Plowman consolidated for
State "'· Hendrix argument
LiMo in Lt>o.ll \', City of Portland
1 ;30 o.m.
Gage \',All Nalions Insurance Co.
SE.RIHopkin..s v. Schendc S38328 A65145
S38384 A65065
S 38335 A65509
S38641 A62062
S38443 •
Traditionall)". the justi~ have entertained quesuons from stu­
denL<: and faculty at the conclusion of the arguments. The Legal
Wntffig Staff iS wntlrig synopses or the cases. Th~ along with briefs,
petJUons for review, responses and addJoonal materials will be on
reserve in the library.
Lift Iraqi Sanctions Now! to screen video
Oregon-Lift lmqi Sanctions Now! will be screenmg the video
"The War We Left Behind" as a part of our campaagn LO lift Lhe
sanctions983ins1 Iraq. Please join us Moo day, March 16. 7 PM. at Cafe
Roma inside Conant and Conant Booksellers, 1001 SW lOth Ave.
The PBS production. by Leslie and Andrew Cockburn, is one hour
in length and documents Lhe suffering and death of innocent Iraqi
civilinns.. One year after the allied bombing and ground war, 500 to
1000 lives are stiU being lost every day due to conunued U.SJU.N.
sanctions and embargoes.
The public viewing of this program is pan of our statewide efT on
LO educate and empower people on the issUe of Lhese sanctions and
embargoes. A donation is requested.
A discussion will follow Lhe video. Oregon-Lif t lrnqt Sancuons
Now! is an action project of the Oregon FellowshipofRec.oncrhauon
For more information call 235-3962.
Soutl1 African Mercia Andrews discusses
the "Black Agenda"
Merti3 Andrews has been .. politically detruned" many times in
South Africa for her political activism as a teacher,li&.erncy worker and
union organizer. She and her organi2.4tion-Workers OrganazaLion
for Socialist Action-have been engaged in debat.e with other black
organiz.arions {e.g., lhe African National Congress and the Pan­
African Cong:&css) aboua how to ensure full political equality ror the
black population of South Africa. Andrews will discuss '"The Black
Agenda for South Africa .. Saturday, March 21 at 7:30p.m. in Room
~ 71 Cramer HaU on the Portland Swe University campus. The publ&c
&s welcome and admission iJ free.
This Portland appearance of Mercia Andrews 11 pan of a 1 5-ciry
U.S. tour arranged by the Democracy in South AfricaTourCommrttee
to acquaint people with some of the issues under debate, .. such as the
call for a Constituent Assembly inst.ead of an 'intenm government'."
Ms. Andrews has been a dedjcated activiSl and organizer in the South
African women's, srudtnt and youth movements . She has led the
establishment of grassroots projects in black communities. She has
organil.ed . youth and swdents 31 the local community level in the
schools and eolleges.
Sponsors for Andrews' visit to PSU include the Assoc~tioo of
African Students, Black Cultural Affwrs Board, Students for Untty.
Women's Studies Dept.., Women's Union, Cllld also Scx:ialist Acuon.
For more infonnauon on Andrews' lccrurc and her stay in PMland,
oootact Gary Bills, 233-1629.
I Elvia Alvarado relates Honduran strife ..
byT ....... Tnnd.w. ' Moone~
of the Pwnur Log
'Tm gomg to tell you the real
ity of the people: an Honduras,·· saJd
ElVUJ Alvarado as she began her
talk Tuesday mght m the chapel
ln her forceful yet eloquent
way, Lhc poosantleadcrspokeofthe
problems occumng m he.r country
over the dwiding and ownmg of
land.
Lewis and Clark was
Alvarado's Hrst stop on bet second
L S spealong tour in three years.
She was uuroduccd by Medea Ben
JaffilD. Lhe executive dU"CCtor for
Global Btchange, an orgamzauon
lhnt mcs lO bring the Fi.rst World
nauons and Third World ruwons
closer Benjwmn spole bnefly
about Lhc hiStory of U S mvolve-Elvia Alvarado and translator Medea Btl\lamin address the LC
community in the chapel. Photo by Eric M~
mcnt m Latin America. ciating manner the Honduran acu •.
"Eivta carries a cer:tain vital-ast told of the smfe the campesmQ!
ity ... sa1d BenJamin, and that qual-m her land fnce m order to get land
iry wns seen once Alvarndo began to work: so that they may suppoo
speaking. In a witty and sclf-depre- t.hctr famrhes.
ISLC vs. ISALC; wherein lies the difference?
by Rachel Carter
of tM Pwneer Log
Acronyms around the Lewis
and Clark campus are as common
as dandcltons m springume, and
keepmgabreastofthevnnousmcan­
mgs can be challengmg. Indeed,
g1ven the nse and dcmrse of student
groups and commmees, il often
seems wJSer to wrut unul an acro­
nym has been floaung around for
quite some time before bothenng to
fmd out what rt's about
The case of ISLC and JSALC,
however. does bode some rnvesu­
gation, as 1t is a common mLSUlke lO
assume that. Lhe yare the same thing.
"Last year, when 1 came mta
this office, even promment ASLC
members .... called me the vice-presi­
dent of ISALC," srud Shahzeb
Jillaru, the newly-elected ptU~dent
of ISLC.
"ISALC" sumds for .. lnstllllte
for Lhe Study of Amencan Lan-guage and Culture," whlle "ISLC"
stands for "International Students
of Lewis and Clark ...
ISALC is an intensive Engltsh
language program for intemallonal
studentS, and rs part of Lewis and
Clark College. Scrictly forthestudy
of English as a second language, it
offers classes in reading and writ­
mg to all mtemational students, re·
gnrdless of whether or not they m­
tend lOgo to LC upon compleuon of
the program.
The program consiStS of lan­
guage-proficiency levels one
through five, five bemg the most
advanced.
A student must complete level
five before they are considered ready
for undergraduate studies at an
American university .
JSALC swdentsare allowed to
vote in ASLC elections.
"ISALC is one of the best m­
tensJve language programs rn the
Unued States," said Jillant. "ISALC, the mstiwtion, 1S Cor fer.
ergn students who want lO learn
English. lSLC is for everyone:·
The role of ISLC is a political
one. Its pnmary responsibilities are
to represent the international stu­
dents of LC and safeguard thea
interests, to help overcome cullUJt
shock, and to promote mteracuon
between cultures
"JSLC's responsibtiJry ts fer
organizauon," S8.1d Jillani, "and pan
ofwh.at we'redorng is geumg morf
ISALC people mvolved tn cam~
acuvities"
So where ISALC teaches the
English language and a btlle bn or
the American cullllre, ISLC is an
organtz.ation of srudents who are
uying to learn more about the van­
ous cui~ represented at Lewu
and Oarlc.
"One 1S an organization, the
other as an insuwuon," said Jillam.
Therem lies the difference.
Fewer students than expected attend seminar
continued from page thrtt
He expressed concern that veg­
etarian dishes or vegan dt.shes might
become so popular that non-veg­
etanans consume more and drive
up Lhe cost of caletlng to vegetar­
ians. "That scares me a little." said
Rott.. "Balance ts somethmg we
have to work ouL ·•
Bon Appetithad expected more
studentS to come lO the meeting.
'Tm glad you showed up," said
Rou. "But I'm really dJsappomtcd .
Wehopedforab tggertumouL. Thts
is probably the last chance for you
to shape your own food program ...
"You've got people who are
dcsperatc.ly willing to please you,"
said Verbeck lO the aud.tence.
Swdents who parucrpared in
the meeting offered suggestions for
menu Ideas.
Among them were pua bread
near the toaster, a bowl of humus.
wheat pasta. falafelsand dishes with
black beans and lentil beans. .
Students also mentioned that
morecoosistent labeling of whether
a dish •s vegetarian or vegan is
neee.<>sary.
"Anything that we label veg­
etarian is 100 percent vegetarian,
"said Rott. "h's not cooked on a
surface that meat is cooked on or
anything. Anything that's vegan is
vegan."
Since Rou has been working
on building a vegan program, he
has learned abou1 several ingtcdi-
' ents lOuse. He listed vegan chicken
brolh. yeast. seitan, and textured
vegetable protein as items he will
sr..an incorpornting into dishes. tance of enung breakfast and a var­
ied diet.
While tofu is an eltcellent
source of protein and nublents, 1Us
also fauy, according to Verbeck.
She said that soy milk was benet
thnn cow milk. Verbeck offeted suggesDons
for eating a healthy vegetarian or
vegan diet. She stressed the impar-
Submission
\lith your avorile tunes
Bring the Music of
Your Choice and .. • -we 'llill be
YOUR
radio slaves
eveRy l'n<;11r 9 ro 12
theplattform
I t • • by Jennlfu Robej
of the PioMtr Log
Lcwts and Clark Pr
Mictulel Mooney will be an
Q1egon. today as part of tl
long celebration of the o
t25th anniversary, then kJ
the Albany Collc81ate Ins
At a meeting of lhe
Chamber of Commerce,
wiU be presented w1th the
of a orne capsule, a box
placed behmd a comers
college's admmrstmuon l
when Lhe college chang~
1925
Mooney will also be
mg a commemorauve repli
AlbanY College senaor benl
U.S Bureau of Mines, wh
occupies the site of the fo11
lege campus. The bench
placed in front of the old
admtn1srm tion butlding.
"'This anniversary as
portumly lO remember ou
nmgs," said Mooney.
"As we begin lO learn
1 uxy we Hnd that names
Monteith. Geary and Gray I
Lhan names of places m Te
College Center," he co
lhey are the names of pe<
had a vision and who warl
chlldren to have an educatl
fmest sort."
The contents of the ti
sule will be presented Lo 1
Mooney byT.S. Ary,direo
Bureau of Mines. The f
lains:
• A list of Lhe swden
college in 1925-26. As 3l
lion of the growrng srze ol
lege. there were sue semol')
1ors. 27 sophomores, and
:Reside
CfJnliJluedf rom page one
difference hiS proposal an
lS that under Frost's prop
RHA would be a pan of~
council.
"It's a superb idq
Madson of the rdea of an
would hope the RHA
what would make resid
belter." He said that he
RHA could serve to wor ·
m addition lO RA policre•
One of the nrst pro
of the RHA would be lO l
residence life handbook . 1
ment would clearly ~Ul
descriptions of the RAs
and their evaluation
guidelines and proced
.. A toOl thai's gain
everything out would
compact. tightlitllcnott
Ian Clemons, member o
dence Ltfe Comm1ssion
ll was also sugges
RDs be requared lO disc
missal of an RA among
before action to remo
lakes place.
"The idea is, when w
problem with an RA. tt
wnming," said Chris top~¥
amemberof the com miss
together can makcdecisit
would be consistency ...
"Our basic goal is t
quality residence life pos:
Rachel Carter, membeH
m•ss•on. She suggesu:
commission could serv March 6, 1992
l strife
ldress tbe LC
"'holo by Enc Mon~
1e Honduran acth.
ife the campesm 01
,n order tO get land
they may suppon
erence?
tiwtion, iS for fa.
•ho want tO learn
s for everyone"
ISLC is 8 political
:esponsibali ues are
international ~·
d safeguard lheu
overcome cultun
'Omote interaction
;.
~sibiliry is fa
idJillam, '"andPJll • • mg lS gew.ng more
IVO)Ved in catnplll
•
)ALC ~ches lhe
e and a little bll of
Jlwte, ISLC lS an
students who are
ore about the vari·
lresetlted at Lewis
• • orgamz.auon, the . " auon. srud J .Uam
the difference
• ermnar
-eakfastand a var·
is an excellent
and nuttients, il is
ding to Verbeck. r milk was beucr
lnes
~ of
nd
•
12
n Friday, March 6, 1992 ~.~~--~~~---------------------~evvs~------------------------------~P~a~ge~s
by Jennifer Robey n ( .
of tht Plonur U>g
LcwtS and Clark Presidenl
Michael Mooney will be in Albany.
Oregon. tOday as part or the year­
tong celebration of the college's
I 15th unniversary, then known as
the Albany Collegaate Institute.
At a meeung of the Albany
Chamber of Commerce, Mooney
will be presented w1th the contents
of 3 time capsule, a box that was
placed behand a cornerstone or the
college's admantSLralJon building
when the college changed sues tn
1925
Mooney wdl also be present-·
tog a commemoratJ vc replica of the
Albany College sen1or bench to the
U.S Bureau of Mines, which now
occup1es the site of the fonner col­
lege campus. The bench will be
placed 10 front of the old college
adrmmsuatio n building.
. ' I •
,_
-
"ThlS anniversary IS Out op­
ponumty to remember out begin~
mngs." said Mooney. Tbe capsule is about to be placed behind the cornersto ne of the Administration building in this 1925
I Lrty." ~ ~~~~;l ~ea;: ~~h~
Monteith, Geary and Gray are more
than names of places m Templeton
College Center," he continued.
1'hey are the names of people who
had a vision and who wanted their
children to have an educauon of the
ftnest sort."
The contents of the time cap­
sule will be presented to President
Mooney byT.S. Ary,directOrofthe
Bureau of Mines. The box con~
~ains:
·A list of the students of the
college m 1925-26. As an indica~
uon of the growmg size of the col­
lege. there were six seniors, 1 S jun­
iors, 27 sophomores, and 50 fll'St-photo. The man fourth f'rom the right is holding the capsule.
year students 1n the student body.
The li.st also shows that LC's
mtemationah sm and d1verse stu­
dent body goes back at least that
far-there were two students from
Canada and Chana and students from
seven states besides Oregon
• Acopyofthe "Ptrat.esGUJde ."
the smdent handbook of 1925-26.
•A copy of the "Ornnge Peal''
yearbook. 1924-25.
•Two edtuons of the ''College
Messenger, " a monthly newsletter,
showing the ground-breakmg cer-
emonies
•A "Statement of Dedacauon
of Faculty of Albany College to the
Cause of Christian Educauon " In-teresting m tiS expre:ssaon of the
original religious ties the college
posses~. the stattment reads, in
pan, "We [Wish to place in this time
capsule) our declaration of Chris·
uan faith and .. our consecration to
the cause of Chrisuan principles by
precept and example."
•A 1925souveni red.uonofthe
Albany Democrat-Herald .
• The plans for "future campus
layout .. (which were never m.nm­
res~ed).
The conteniS of the ume cap­
sule were remarkably well-pre­
served an a copper box upon which
sevcrol names were etched. Some
of the names were those of the build-ers of the adminisuru.ion building.
The capsule was placed in the
building's cornerstone upon its
completion in 1925.
The Bureau of Mines will be
giving the contents of the time cap-­
sule tO LC on permanent loan. Af­
ter being displayed at a reception
tOday, the contents wiD be brought
tO LCandeventuallydisplayedhere.
LC's l25t.h anniversary is but
one of thRltl the c:o\lcic \s c:.elehr:ll­
mg m 1992. This is also the 50th
anmvcrsary of the college's move
to t&s current site. and the 30th anna­
versary of the begiooing of LC" s
overseas programs
The anniversanes may draw LC's cum.nt ;)tudcnts to learn a bit
about the coUege's rich and varied
pasL
Opening its doors in t.hc fall of
1867. the AJbony Collegiate Insti­
tute began w1Lh 40 swdenL~ . under
the direction of presidcm Wilham
Monteith. The firsl clao;s-consist·
ing of four women--grnduau:d in
1873.
The college changed iiS ru me
toAJbanyCollegem 1905.ln 1925,
the college moved to a new Site. nnd
in 1934 began offcnng courses in
Portland.
'"The competiuon from other
institution~ nnd the impact of the
Great Deprcss1on compelled the
college to look for 3 new scUJng,"
expl:uned Professor Steve Bcd:­
ham, who has i.!Ulhored a book on
LC's hi.qJory.
..Once the college moved lO
Portland the fortune' of the college
changed-It was the opening of a
whole new opportunity, ... s.Ud Beck­
ham "The college really changed
1ts ducction and iLo; future by mov­
ing to Portland ...
The coUegc'sthirdandcum:nt
site was purchased from Lloyd and
Edna Fran.lc in 1942. All of the
buildings on the estate at the time
are still in use. The college· s ruunc
was changed lO Lewis and Clati: :tl
that time in honor of the ''pionect­
ing spirit" with which the college
wasbuiJL
The Northwestern School of
Law merged with LC in 1965, Wld
m \Q84lhe pos,f.6md""'ot ~ro.n\·
were consohdalod into the Gmdu­
au: School of Protcss1onal Studecs.
ScverclJ other anntversary eel·
ebrotion a<.Uvtuc~ are pi.Anned for
later this yc:l!.
I Residence Halls Association models to be considered
I
I contin~d from page one
difference his proposal and Tabor's
IS Lhat under Frost's proposal, the
RHA would be a part of the student
councal.
''h's a superb idea," satd
Madson of the tde.a ot' an RHA. "1
would hope the RHA would ask
what would make residence life
better " He saad that he hoped the
RHA could serve to work on issues
an addiuon lO RA policies.
One of the first proposed tasks
of the RHA would be LO produce a
res1dcnce life handbook Thtsdocu­
ment would cl~ly ~uue the job
dcscaiptions of the RA' and RDs
and their cvaluauon and firing
guidelines and procedure s.
"A tool that'~ going to work
everything out would be 8 nice,
compact ughtlittle notebook," said
Jan Clemons, member of the Resi-
dence Life Commission.
It was also sugges!Cd that the
RDs be requ1red to discuss the dis­
miSSal of an RA among themselves
before action tO remove the RA
lakes place.
"The idea is, when an RD has a
problem wath an RA, they give a
warn mg." said 0\ristopM Brimhall.
amembcrofthecommission. ''RDs
together can make decisions. There
would be consistency ."
"Our basic goal is the highest
qual it yresideoce I ifc possible," said
Rru.: hel Carter, member of the com­
mt:sion. She suggcsa.ed that the
commi~ion could serve to intet-pret the handbook o.nd make judg­
ments. Cartersrud that thecommis­
saon should have power to mnlcc
recommendauons and be constd­
erec1.
RA appeals, review
Some students are pushmg for
a process through whach RAs would
be able to appeal their dismissal.
The as!\ue of confidentiality Within
personal employment siwations is
causing concern
"It's a work siwntion." said
Hopp. "It's not a student issue. in
this sense. A lot ofit is subjective­
it's notnjudicinllcind of issue."
Madson agreed. "To review
individua.l appointments one by
one u 'san employmenLsituation,
not to be reviewed b)' the commu·
nlly. To have a judication ~ystem
for employment sanctions is inap·
propriatt,'" said Madson.
An appeals pnxes-" for RA.s to
go lhrough would be necessary '"if
the RA disputeS the reasons why he
was fired," according to Ted Bemce,
an Odell resident
.. In general. most of the time.
RAs are given feedback and put on
probation," said Hopp. She added
that she could not thmk of an in­
SW\CC in which a dismas.scd RA did
not receive verbal communacation
prior to l.he dismis.cal.
Carttrcompaml the RAs' siw-
ation to other occup3tions. "You
get at least two weeks' noucc (in a
real job)," she said. She added that in the case of the RAs, they received
no warning for charge~ with ··no
hard evidence."
RA evaluation forms tilled out
by res1dents ace an imponant pan in
assessing theu perfonnance.s .
"Weare thusty for your mput.,''
saad Mtchele Toppe, RD for Forest/
Hart.7feld. She suessed the tmpor­
tance of filling out RA evaluations
at the end of each term.
"~h RD gives a synopsis on
ccte h RA ," S<Ud Hopp. ·'The quotes
ubout the RA.scome from thee\alu·
alion torms. RA evaluation torms
hould rcfl~t responses from the
job de.scnptions," said Hopp.
Alcohol policy
"I began my career as un RA,"
said Madson. "1 think it's ~ible
to maintain group living and not be
seen a' the bad guy. For the good ot
the community, if someone L" mis­
ang heU,.somcbody '~go t to take the
lcadershtp role.
"Friday night, 1 was ple.ased.
fronkly. to hem-that most people
understand we have to enforce the
alcohol policy,'' said Madson. ''ll's
not the role for any stan person 1.0
go looking for alcohol. However,
it's not f<X" us to ignore problems.
That doesn't mean that an RA
doesn't have choices in how they
respond."
C:u1et suggested that another
group of swdents take the: ~sponsi­
bility of enforcing the alcohol
policy. ..Why not the
YellowjackeLS?" she said. She said that thls would not disrupt the friend­
hips between an RA and the RA 's
floor.
"Arc the RA!i m the conect
position7" asked Caner. "h ruins
the cohesiveness of the floor. I
don't want cops in my house.''
Hopp smd that a decrease in
RAs" salaries would occompany
such c1 change an the job description
of~ RAs.
Chris Wtlson,assistant RD for
Forc..-.t/flanzfcld, !\aid that from
personal ellpuicn~e. he tclt th:u. an
RA enforcing poliC)' among h1 or
her fricoospnwidcsapositi\'elesm­
ing e.Apcricnce.
"1 don't want an)·one growing
on me,'' s.uuJ Carter.
Compreht nshe Rroup
Mlidson uggcstcdthatagroup
of ~ide nee life administrJtion nod
sw.tf meet regularly for mo~ op­
ponunities for communication.
Po~tbly included in this group
would be an RD. an RA. rc.sid~n~.c
life difC(;tOO., a food SCNke rep~
sentative and the hcud custodian.
He said the group would be "scpa·
rate from the governing process."
''This needs to be talked about
more. l hope that u would be an
active group," he added.
Cope laud
Copeland RAs agreed to go off
~trike at the forum Friday night if
Copeland RD Darren Hernandez
agrred tO meet with them with a third p31ty-
John Schneider, head of the
counseling center. served as the
outside party a..~ they mel over the
weekend.
••Jt went well,"said Hcm:J.ndcz.
.. We talked boul a lot ofi ucs nnd
we communic:.ued really well."
••tt VfilS::lgooosurt." said Allnm
Johnston, n Corclnnll RA who wns
on strike. "We st.nrted to e.t some
things out in lhc open. l thmk u
paved the Mly lo bcin& produc­
tive. .. he ssid.
Johnston said that one of the
purposes of gomg on strike vt
fulfilled. ''JUSltO hn\-e some com­
mumcation lines opened up-y,-e 've
done that and we're ketpang them
open."
•• Paget>
Friday, March 6, 1992 the Pioneer Log
Jason Kaneshiro, Features Editor -
Single motherhood and overnight success in 11This Is My Life"
by Adolfo Garzo~
OJ tht PltJM~r Log
~led bv Noro Ephron. With
Julie Ka\llA:t, Samantha Mathis,
Gab) Hoffmann. CM!ie Fisher
nnd Dan Aykroyd . Strttnpla)'
by Nom & Delia Ephron, based
on Meg Wolitzcr's no~-el.
TltislsMyUft is
a wonderfully win·
ning, highly enjoy­
able comedy about a
single, worL:ing
mother and her two young daugh­
rcn. nnd wtw happens 10 their rel.n·
tionshipswbenthe mother becomes
highly successful
ScJUnwriter Nom Ephron's
fine directorial debut contnins
enough ricb characten.z:abons and
heanfelt sentiment to tum lhe rela­
tively simple p1ernise intO a very
satisfying motion picrure.
The movie is tolda1Lernatively
from the point or view of the elder
daughter and of bel' single mother,
Ooaie Ingels (Kavncr), who earns
a living as a ~eoc salesperson
at Mac)'· s on Queens Boulevard. She dreamsorbecoming a sumd-up
comcd&an and being a guest on
Johnny CilNOn's 1omghr Show
A sudden unexpected tnherit­
:mce nUows Dottie to quu her Job
,3.f'ld mO\'C with her daughtus to
Ma.nhattan , where. t.hank. ~ to her
talent and to comedy agent Arnold
Mo,_<..s (Dan A ykroyd), she becomes
extremely successful. As. a motif.
shec~.;e.~ wdresscxclUSJvelyin ~
polka dot oulfits.
Dott.ie' s daughters-sixteen­
year old EriC3 (Mnlhis). and ten­
year-old Opal (Hoffman)-must
cope not only wilh lheu-natural
growmg paUlS, but also wu.h the
lad. or Q father and With their
mother's prolonged nbsences-s.he
as consuuu.Jy flying to L.A. and Las
Vegas Dottie's daughters Erica (Mathis) and OpaJ (Gaby Hofl'lnan )
"lf you give kids a chotec­
your mOl.her in the next room on t.he
verge of suicide versus your mother
in ecsta~y in Hawau-L.hey'll
choose swode m the next room,
believe me, .. quaps Dottie. weU
aware or her daughters' feelings,
but unable to do anythmg about tl.
Adding to thecompb c.ations IS
Erica's blossoming romantic and sexual awareness. When she and
herboyfnendJoman (Danny lorn)
fall m Jove and choose to have
sex m an honest, beauufully
handled scene-l.hcy do so not out
oftust, butbecauseoflhetrneed for
an emouonal outlet that only mey
can provtde each o!.her
Tlus Is My Lift IS an excellent
showcase for the t.hrec lead pe.r­
fonne.rs· Kavner (Aiict, Shadows
and Fog) and Mathis (Pump Up the
Vo/~)aregreat,and 10-year.ald
Roffman (she played Kevin
Cosmer's daughter an F1tld of Dreams) tS absolutely ador­
ab~ .
The movie IS just a bit too
obvious w.hen portraying d~ Comedienne Dottie Engels (Julie
bbcrat.ely dorky characters- Kavner)
Aylc:royd's Mr. Moss. Bob
Nelson as stand-up comte Ed. I
suppose lhey are meant to provide
contraSt with the talented Dotne,
but these touches should have been
more subtle.
Set in Manhattan, uft has a
defimte Woody Allen-ish feel,
thanks to Carly Simon's music and
t.he costume design by Jeffrey Kurland (Crima and MutkmMJ~·
ors)
If you liked the wannth ar.1
peroepovemsight that Nom Ephrocl
put into the screenplay or Wht11
Harry Mtt Sally.. , don't rruss bet
direcLonal debut Tlus Is My Lift,
one of the first really good picturts
of 1992.
"A Woman Under the Influence" opens Cassavetes series at Cinema 21
by AdoUo Garza
of 1M Pionur LOg
If you have ame before. dur­
ing,ora&rfmals( well.youtrdglu f).
I recommend you check out me
John Ca~vele.s five-film retro­
spective which will run for three
weeks al Cinema 21. staning today
Cassavetes, an 8GUI" since the
mid· '50s {he played tbe hospital
chtc:f of staff in Whos~ life Is It,
Anyway?), became a hlghly origi·
naJ writer-d.iroctor m 1960 with s ltadtr.4•$.
The ftlms of C'lSSavetes have
produced mi~cd reactions: he's
been llQ:used ofbeing :m occasion-
CLKOl
Stnemdnammoc
J. The Cnunps
2. Lou Reed
3. RoUins Band
4. Social Distonion
S. Monty Python
6. SL Etienne
7. Sugar Cubes
8. The)· Might Be Giants
9. Dag N&sly
10. lightning Seeds
3 Mortal Sins Newly
Committed
1. Curve
2. Vinyl Solution Compilation
3. Kid Sensa1ioo
-Gustav
The Thir~ Clue is DOt here f
Peter Falk and Gens Rowlands in A Woman Under tht Jnjlutnce
ally indulgem ftlmmalcer, but has sonal movies "
alsobeenpratsedforhis"naturalis· If you really want to know
lic,unprovtSatJonaJanddeeplyper -what Cassavetes IS all about, this retrospective might weU be a
once-in-a-lifetime chance to
see these films on the btg screen
(none of mem are available on
video. either).
The fi.J'St fJ..lm to be shown
lS the 1974 A Woman Un.dtr
the Influence, starring Gena
Rowlands and Peter Falk. It
will play through Thursday,
March II.
Woman IS a two-and-a­
half hour searing drama about
Mabel Longheu.i (Rowlands),
a housewife on l.he verge of
insanny, and her effect on her blue
collar husband Nick (Falk). A film
lhattS far moreexposnory than it is narrative, Woman often feels like a
documentary; my only quibble is
that 11 mtght have worked better m
a shorter fonn.
Woman may not be for all
tastes. However, 1t contains a top­
notch performance by Rowlands
and is a refreshing change of pace
from Hollywood's slick, mindless
commerctal producL
The other four films (The Kill­
ing of a Cluntst Boold~ . FaetJ,
Shadows and O~mng N1ght) have
not yet been saeened for cnucs.
Please contact me at The Pioneer
Log (box 121) if you want reviews
of any or lhe films; &.hey will be
provided as they become available.
Seven years of bad luck if you miss the Wind Ensemble
by Jason Kaneshiro
of I~ Pl()nttr Log
lf you need a break from your
final tlanl crammage, on Fnday,
March 13. lhe Lewis ill\d Clark
Wind Ensemble will paesem its
winter concert., nt 8 p.m. in rhe
Agnes Aanagan Chapel.
The concen will spotlight a
number of soloists, including clari­
netist Dr. Dennis Prime. He will
present the Gioachino Rossini's
.. Introduction, Theme and Varia­
tions for Clarinet and Band."
'The selecuon ofRos..~uu 'scan­
posjuon is a tnbute to the Rossini
BICCOtenntal, which lOOk place on
Feb. 29.
Other soloists will include
trombonist Chuck Dunn on t.he
Derek BO\D'ge()is '7rombone Con-
ceno."'
Tonya Kocher will perform a
movemenlofthe Von WeberCon­
cmo for the Bassoon. accompa­
nied by a chamber group.
Tubaist Rustam Kocher solos
in the wc:wt .. Suite for Tube" by
Don Haddad. "t lilce 10 fea­
rurethepeople who
have been dedi­
cated to the Wind
Ensemble over
their four years of
college. They're
fme players. It's
my way of paying
a tribute." sa1d
conductor Davtd
Becker.
The restor t.he
program will m.
elude Antonio
Dvorak's Amen­
can Swt.e, the lrdl­
let SUite "Les Pap­
lliOns," a Holst
wtWk conducted by
student Use Jaffe David Becker presents tbt Lewis and Clark Wind Ensemble.
and an original
composition conducted by swdcnt
composer Robin Lehman.
Theen~tmbleconsistsor about
40 instrumentalists under lhe direc­
tion of David Becker. the music
department head.
Theconcertisapanoflhc lOth
Annual Invttational North west High School Concert Band Contest.
which is held 81 the college. This
year the eoncest will take place on
March 13 and 14.
The participant! represent 35
high school concert bands from the
Stales of Oregon and Washington.
These performances are open to the
' public.
A performance schedule can
be obtained by calling the Music
Oep8J1ment at exL 74fl0.
The Wind Ensemble has an
additional performance on Sauu­
day. March 14, from 6 to 7 p.m. in
Evans. March 6, 1992
e of a Ki1
by Heidi SoU
of 1M Pioneer Log
week's one of a k.lnd ~~
He ad.rniued to me that h(
thls column before and
"1 would like 10 d(
I'm not unique enough "
, he was wrong.
talked about unages ruJ
at Lewis and Clark Col·
When Gustav stepped orr m<
he was all dressed m blac
uenchcoat. cyehner, anc
~b-DICIOUC half
SaJd that a guy w1th lont
b3JJ, weanng a ue dye (l'n
had on birks, too) mn bl
a prur of bongos. "I fel
one of a kind, not belong
the whole," he srud.
said that one of his bigge3
was that. be might be intimi
to some people. I poin~
he has a low voice; is ove
tall, tS quite broad and i
wearing black.
laughed and said. "We1
by Shazeb Jilla.nl
of 1~ Pionur Log
-·o March 5 or6. depend
the moon, you will nouc
students around you fasl
daytime. The fasting l
in recognition of lhe runt
month of Ramadan.
name of me month come
a root meaning "summer
• Dunng Ramadan. MusUm
the world fast every ~
before dawn until sunset.
the fast. they are fq
• • stc survtv
ttYVCIUleltJcaJ situauon-you
on a desert island for tl
your life. All the csscntia
!tare prov1ded for you; c.aviJ
water, fluffy lap dogs. Cl
01»-your record collectiq
got 10 pick 10 of your
musical works to sate yo
until you die. No Colu
memberships acccp
KantshJTo. F~atur
oft~ Pioneer Log. MuJ
,ltavt me alone I'm not rta
about it.
larking-XTC
IYMI race~':rowt:U~d Hou.s~
Sounds-The B~ach BO,
urmur-R.E.M .
Side Story-Squeeze
lvnlver-TM Btatlts
·IS-juavra Papandrew
odescribab lt Wow-S ~
Priminves
Tbe Innocence Mission
Gw .. ttav, Co·Mtaique Dirt
(Tall bloruk guy wtan
who always posts and Is C•
concern~d with JUs ridi,
impeccable imogt. Wa
gtiOIIdObsessioncolog'
Mode CDBoxS
have been o "modie" sine
1983, 1 simply wouldn't t
to swvive withouL the be
rny favorite group with me
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atures Editor -
e''
tngels (Julie
) the wannth and
11 thatNomEpluon
t:enplay of Wht"
•. , don't nuss ber
t Tlus Is My Lift,
:ally good pacrures
t 21
, often feeJs Ukea
y only quibble is
b worked beu.er in
.y not be for all
it contains a LOp­
~ by Rowl.ands
pg change of pace
l's slick, mmdless
locL
ur films (The Kill·
e Bookie, Facts,
tning Night) have
~ned for criuc.~
1e at The Pionttr
you want revJews
lms; they wdl be
oecomeavrulablc .
•emble
ce schedule can
llling the Music
~ 7460.
nscmble has an
nance on Sa&ur­
>m 6 to 7 p.m. m March 6, 1992 ~----~----------------------------~~eatures--------------------------------------P_a~ge __ 7
e of a Kind Gustav talks about his life at college
• by Heidi SoU
of tht Pioneer LQg
week's one of a kmd is
He odmiu.ed to me that he
&Jus column before and
"I would like to do
I'm not unique enough."
, he wns wrong.
talked obout amnges and
at Lewis and Clark Col­
When Guswv stepped ofT the
he was aU dressed m black,
trenchcoat, eyehner, and
~obton<Je half
said !.hat a guy wath long
h.1ir. weanng a tie dye (l'm
had on btrlcs, too) rnn by
· a prur of bongos. "l fell
one of a kind, not belong-
the whole,'' he said.
wd that one of h!S biggest
was !hat he might be intimi-
10 some people. I pointed
he has a low voic« is over
tall, is quite broad and is
.... uu wearing block.
l.Bughed and SSJd, "Well ence between at­
titude and ego:
•• Atlltude IS
somethingwull
have for our­
selves, to tden
tily w1th; ego 15
when ~)«)plebe­
come preten­
tious or think
they are beu.er
than olhers," he
said. "[ holve an
auitude and an . amagc, not an
ego."
Last
year Gustav
spent 11 months
in Mumch. Ger­
many .. , was
there for the Gulf
Gustav ponders Tht Pwneer Log's Top Ten. War • Gennan reunaftcatton.
that is my unage. Mentally I'm not
• aU tha1 differenL"
Gustav pomted out the differ the Sovael spill and the Yugosla­
vum upnsing. 1 leameda lotnbout
people and how they view Amenca. I lost some respect." he Ald.
He told me tha1 t.hc:re were five
Arabian guys on has noor, as well •
as some Gennans. '"'The German
peoplewetenervous, wewe:reaU an
neutral territory. and we were aU
pro wruuever oude we were from.
We came to an undenW'Iding that
we would iy,nore l.he world an.d do
normal thmgs," he said.
When he returned lO LC this
year, he was happy about Lhc
changes.
"Everything WJ.S bew:r. Bright
and cheery, comfortable . The
people :.eem to be easiu to talk to.
The computer net is taking ofT, Bon
Appwt Ius beuu food; overall I
like the chang~ ... he srud.
Regarding the future, he was
hardly apprehensave Currently
Gustav 15 at KLC as l.hett mUSJc co­
duector, as well as a Gennan and
lntemauonal Affaindouble major
He said, .. 1 want lO be a OJ
and wear my leather. I'm only '21."
and he's 10 no hurry to grow up.
adan: Muslims fast to renew spiritual discipline
by Shazeb Jlllani
of tht Pwnttr LQg
1tett1nll March 5 or6, depend­
the moon. you will notice
students around you fast­
dayume. The fasting is
an recognation of the runth
month or Ramadan.
name of the month comes
a root meanang ·•summer•s
Dunng RAmadan. Muslims
tho world fnst every day
before dawn until sunset.
the fast. they are for-bidden to eat. dnnk. smoke and/or
have sex.
Fasnng dunng Ramadan is a
demanding spiritual discaplme . h
sttengthens one's abiliues to con­
trol human desires.
Consader this: you are hungry
and you have food in front of you,
but you are not going to eat it; you
are thirsty and you see water foun­
tains all around campus. but you
are not going to drink; you have
sexual desires, bul you are not go­
ing to fulfill them
The reason for not acung ac-cordmg to your desires 1S that it
mak~ you real iu bow your other
fellow human beings are similar to
you, especially the poor and hun­
gry It bas1cally makes you apprc.­
cuue what you have..
Tbus, by fasting during
Ramadan, one's religious awe is
renewed, and one's regard forolh­
ers is made keener.
The imponance of the month
of Ramadan is enhanced by the fact
lhat 1t was dunng this month when
Qur··an, the sacred book of Mus­
lims, first descended Other signifiC81lt eventS in the
Islamic history lOOk place during
th1S month. such as: Ali. prophet
Muhammad'sson ~in-law, wasbom
and daed dunng this month, the
fnteful Baule of Badr took place in
A.H. during thlS month and Mecca
was taken back by the Muslim.~
After 28 to 30 days of
Ramadan,lhe fast end& on lhc fUll
day of the next month catted
'Stwwwal' wilhagreatfcastnamcd
'Eid ru-fiu. • Muslims greet each
other on !.hat day by snying 'Eid
Mubanllc.'
usic survival according to Editor, Gustav, Erika Foin
~YIX>tnc:ucill Situation-you're
on a desert 1Sland for the
your life. All the essentials
e are proVJded for you: cav1ar,
water, fluffy lap dogs, ex­
on&-your record coUection.
gotlO pick 10 of your fa·
musacal works to sate your
1e until you die. No Colum·
'lOUse memberships accepted.
Jason Kaneshm> . Features
of tht Plonur Log. Music
,ltavt me alo~ I'm notrl!ady
abou1u.
'OOdJace-.(;rowtkd Houst
Sound.s-T~ Beach Boys
~lurm ur-R.EM
Side Story-Squetzt
r-.."'1ver-Th.e Btatles
Q-.utJr\1111 Papanduw
lndescl'iboble Wow-Sam
The Pnmirives
Innocence Mission
Gu.uav. Co-Mw.iqut. Director
(1'all blonde guy ~oring
ttwlzoalwaysp<Jstsondiscon­
conctmed wilh Jus ridicu·
impeccoblt unoge. W a1ch
gel ondObsessioncolog~) .
otPt-cbe Mode CD Box Stt
have been o "modic .. since
1983,1 simply wouldn't be
10 survive Without lhe best
my favorite group with me.
1alel Mix Cbapter A17 (worth ovt.r $120)
One of 1000, th1S 2 record set
featureS eight different rerruxes
of songs mcluding The Euryth­
mics and Vo1cc Fann and my
favonte all time Techno song,
.. Hwnantic" by The League of
Gentlemen.
3. SeriolL~ Beats Vol. 3
A two record compilauon of
Belgian Techno. Features 24
uacks heard in some really cut­
ting edge clubs across Europe.
For when 1 want to dance on the
beach alone.
4. Vangeli.s T~mes
One of the best producers of
mov1e soundtrock.c; is V:lngetis,
10 my op1mon. Thas as a tape for
me to relax and Lh1nk.
s. Cetu Javu-Sowhern lAnds
This lS Gennany's answer lO
Depeche Mode. Synth-popwath
more of a PC feel :lnd some
Iynes in Spanic:h. The sound is
really good. but virtually un·
known in Amenca.
6. Tbe Cure Kiss Mt Kiss Mt
Kiss Me
My aU timt favorite by the Cure.
A lot of the l.hese songs have
personal meaning {Just Like
Heaven, One More Time). Nice
moody stuff.
7. Pretty in Pink Motion Pic-
uue SoWtdtrack.
A grea1 collection of artists!
.Brings back memories of sopho­
more yearofhigh-school, hang­
ing out downtown. wearing
black artd sunny days. Good
limes. .. 8. Book of Love Book of Lovt
Once again. good memooes sur·
round this one. If I'm stuek
somewhere alone. I'll need
somethang to remind me of when
I was younger
9. MontyPytboo-TiteFutalR•pOff
Everyone's got to laugh some­
ume. I love l.hese guys. rd
probably spend a lot of time
memorizing the skits.
10. Gustav Holst-The Planets
My favorite classical LP. Once
ngu.in. tt's nice to listen to-l
hnve great apprecutlion for it's
• IntenSity.
Eri.koFoin,oboistJreaX.tr.Englishl
Music major and (on occasion)
musical snob.
1. Virgt1 Thompson-The Plow
that Broke the Piono ond T~ Rivtr
Great woodwmd passages. as
well us a banJO.
2. Ennio Momiooe SowuJJrod
from "The Mission" and '7~ Un­
touchables "
Wow. That'saJl I have to say-
wow.
3. Aaron Copland-Appalachian
Spring (an u' s origl~Ull lJ in..stn.t·
ment orchestration)
Who woukln 't getexciledaboul
13 instruments playing Ameri­
can folk-tunc insptred music?
Come on. All we need is a
kazoo.
4. Jean Sibelius-Symphony #3
(specifica lly Netmi J4rwi
(Gothenburg SymphonyOrcht.rtra)
The orchesualions on !.his sym-phony make meswooo. His use
of the flute is e:lciting, and the
two-against ·threc in the second
movement always makes me
happy.
5. They Might Be Giants-Flood
Because they mig/u be gianiS.
and if they are. ( want mto 1L
BCSJdes. who else c:nn get away
With lyrics such ns "I'd buy a
b1g prosthcuc forehead, and
wear u on my real head"'?
6. Edlftnf FJgar--CortanoforC~Ilo
PUle great cello sound without
needless frou-frous and fills ror
the orchestro. Sample and to the
poinl
7. Joachin Rodrigo--C onci~rto
Andi:llu: for four gwuu.s ONJ or­
chestra
This mtL~ic is Spanish. Spanish,
Spanish and makes me want to
go to Barcelona 01 something.
h'sgotgroovingway-downgui­
w the way guitar should really
sound.
8. Copland~wttfrom The Ttn·
ikr LAnd. tltru Latin-AmericlJJI
sUtche.s. suite from Tht Rtd Pony
(l~s Stdart~~ PhotnixSym­
phtmy)
Hip, hot and happening.
9. Jean Sibelius Symphony 12
Come on. Who could resis& the
timpani rolls in the 4th move­
ment. as weU as &he singing
bassoons in the second?
10. Gottschalk A Nighl in the
Tropics
Classical mlLsic with Caribbean
rhydunsmake me fling a wrung­
ding. as wellaschuckamental. If you can locale the lam inat.ed
Seal on which is printed a picwre
of .. Scnioritus ProcrasnnLw~" and
give this to etther Scoll Encbon
or Cta.Jg Coss of The Pi.onur
Log. we'llawardyouwithahand·
somehand-lh.rownmugandaS 2S
gift cc:.rtif tCate for Powe II' lll Book­
store.
F1rst Clue: When l walked throu&h
c:mtpUJ 1D lbe Studcnl Media CcnlD
one mar nina. 1 sa.,.1be0bjcct., ne,:t
10 which !he seal il hidden. on my
Curiously cnou&)\. t saw The
Ob)Ci~Ct on my left a pin u t walked
home r.hat evening.
ISeecl od Clu~: I paucd throuS}l lbc
IC•LShliet s OffJCC lha1 momins.
Clut: l saw scxnethin! that
llocl,ked very similar 10 The Object
IWb.llc looking in the \arac, sliJ}uly •
lb1~Jcd windows behind lhcmcmorial
\a•~fot f't'W'll Hootmllla)\n .
IFoltJrth Clue: One o( lhc: colors on
hhc object ~ in \he photo or
IMCl~Yon thec:ovcrof"'This Wed;"
lmi,I&Zine. February Sedition.
Clue: If )'0\1 were 10 look at
lhe pun !pin.! StllJ'CI,Se in fnml of
Fir Al:ra Thcar.er from Wldcrnealh.
it looks like a nautilus. Similuly.
Objea also has a plant and/or
animal·liU look: aboul it.
Sbtb Clue: The ObJca nut 10
which Th.e Seal is hidden is a pointer
or lndicetm or some sort.
~"~~~nUl Our: There are more uuan
one of lbese point.c:n or indicators on
Eighth Out: You mt&!tt have 10
IJoc1lc up 10 sec whar or w~ The
,..,J" ... poinls or indacatcs.
Clue; (Last 'A'eek 's clue wu
miltyped accickntally .) While we're
onbiJhsandlows.doyou realt:u: tt's
be&\lvecn 33.4• -111• in Arizona thu
.,.eotb Clue: I wu reminded of
O~«tw~a~qMgn~t~
Chief Lelooska's carved wood 1.0-
(ll:rn of Apostle John.
Eltuntb Clue: Afla a talk with a
ltin:liw tou:rn in front of the building
ldelliiaLled 10 an a~id moun&&inect, I
less than five hundred ~es
lbc:lore I reached The Object: I
lchleckt~ 10 make sure 'The Seal was
!still visiblyinpl!ft..and\hcnl w.tked
jeu~CUy five hundred paces to the
toUlcr I.Otcrn of Aposlle John on cant·
Out: iC you hal'pcn 10
lbnd Tbe Seal. Jive 'ol Ooua• hua.
lwc,uld you? Doua's bu:n 'WCAtin&
Pal,arinoe Hill lon&er d\an tny fac­
IUU)I member.
Boens Clue: Tbc thir1ccftlhetue is
lhidldal tomcwhi:R in lhis wock's PageS
Friday# March 6, 1992 the Pioneer
Tony Davis, Forum
Good-bye Tonya, good-bye Tony-The Log staff evolves
This v.-eel's issue marks yet nnother
mile:~tone in the history of The Pioneer LtJg.
Two longtime membe~ of The lAg's odito·
rial board are lea\'·
ang the rest of us to
wallow 10 ineffi.
cienc\' nnd relau-.e •
uanquility.
For the pas! (\\'0
terms. Tanya
Kocher has been
managmg editor of
TheLog. lloouldbe
.said the she is better
known ~photoedi·
tor--a position she
held for over two Scott
Erickson
years before becoming managang cdu.or
However ~cept lO those few diligent
re:1de:rs who pay close nucntion to every
photo credit and bylme, Tonya 's name J.S not lhc mo~t fnmth.ar among Thr Log' Htnff For
Tonya • s tnfluence on lhe paper has always
been rruher subtle. to break up the wall of text with photographs
m each 1-.suo of Tht /..og
Tony Davts has worked on Tht /..og for Always our friendly
chast-, Tony always added a b1tof, weU, ·
to the swff mccungs and page desagn
Tonya joined Th~ Log
when ht was a fll'St year stu·
dent She related to m~:. once
that hu ftrst experience with
the campus newspaper was
"hen she wnlKc.d mto file Log
office and told then cdttor Two lougti11Je 1ne1nbers of The Log's
editorial board are leaving tlze rest of us to
wallow in inefficiency and relative
trattquility. He was alway~ there to
a htnt of the absurd 10
naght's work, makmg
pages go well, af not
qu1ckly lhen at least
dtously.
Tonya as leaving the
for an overseas tnp lO
hopefully, rcade~ wall • Alison Baker that she wanted
to "get involved."
When tt was discovered that Tonya hnd
a great deal of went for photograp hy. she was
doomed to spend much of the next three years
in the darkroom, getting used tO the hghL.
wnfung fragrance of fixer and developer.
Struggling with often ill-suited photog
rnphy equapmentand wodc.ing in a darJcroom
that had two temperatures for runmng water
(cold and colder). Tonya somehow managed t.he past two y~ as forum editor. Tony was
recommended to the posauon at the began
nmg of lnst year by the previous year's forum
cdltar, Jon Brown.
Ever the stalwart editor, Tony was un·
daunted by grarnmaocal errors or misspell­
togs. boldly proclaimin g that we should ·~ust
make up a new word" when we couldn 'L think
of the nght one to keep up WIth hcc on her European
Mcanwh1le Tony, who wtU have
mto therclauve freedom of reoess110n-c
world, Will be trymg to get Involved
elecoons (fony 10 2004 -Cod help us
The most fun there ts tO be had
working on The Log IS from the people
gel to work with. I'll mass them DOlll.J
w1sh them the best of tuck
Dismissed Resident Assistant was more than a "hired policeman"
To the £diwr: Assistant. are not s1mply hU'ed policemen. hun, and as fnends who know htm
bett.erthanany admimsuatorcould,
we suppress laughter ru the thought
of Patrick taking drugs. We also
question the procedure that was fol­
lowed. It is our undeiSmndmg that,
based on witness reports. a wammg
as 1ssued, followed by a probation­
ary period if offenses continue. uon the same lhatas su,,po;sedl
The job can best be descnbed
by its name-a Restdent AsstSlanl
is supposed to help us. the resHicms. educaung us?
We are dlsmayed by u,_.,,
development 10 our dorm
We do not know if anything
done 10 recufy this uoumacnng
t.cm; we are writing tO tell you
loss you have suffered and
you have mO•cted on OdeJl We have recently learned that
Resident AssiStant Peter Grube has
been placed on probauon and Rest·
dent Assi.suuu Patrick O'Neill hn.s
~~ &rod A.s cam~ teSldentr..
we understand that pohc1es e.:\ist
and thatpanofl.heRA.'srespoi\Sl·
bility 1s to enforce these policies.
Bul we also undetStand that enforc­
ing the administration· s rules is not
the onl)' aspec1ofbeingaResiden1 's Peter and Pntnck mOuenccand
wppon the rcstdents of lh1s dorm;
they have dealt with family deaths,
emotional instabilities, roommate
dJS2grccme nts, rclauonship break
downs and academic trnwna with
the slcill of trained counselors and
the compassion of friends They Pet.erand Patnck not only have
the respect and lru.Sl of their floor,
but of the women's floor as well
Until recently, these two floors have
been dtslinclly dJvtded Thetr
friendship s with Odell women has
brought unity to our dorm wh1ch we
have been sb'Uggltng to ach1eve all
year.
Apparently, Patrick was "con·
v1ct.ed" on rumor alone, then fired.
No one has come forward to accuse We do not understand why
Ann Wtlson chose to agnore one
admuustrative policy and uphold
another. Is thtS urauonal organua Sara Tollefson, soplwmor~
Jordanna Coo~ r.first·ytar
stutknt
Proud to be an American -have no regrets for heart-felt patriotism
To 1~ Editor:
I am writing in response lO Ryan Farr' s
column published in last week's thePionur
Log, tilled"A Cold War past-Admit it and go
on," v.ruch grcslly disturbed me. I seriously
disagn:c v.ith Fan's comments regarding
patriotism and his auiwde toward the Cold
War.
Farr msinuates that loving our own coun­
lt)' somehow means we must hate someone
else's. nus caused a rise in my alre3dy
enthusiasuc pauiOlism.
I, like Farr, am from a small town, and
someumes am a .. product of my small town
mentality." But do 1 have a ·~cold War Hung·
up"? Dol hal.C Commun&StS? Of course not!
But would I rnther hve an America than the
So .. ·iet Union? Absolutely! I do not feel this
as a problem that I need to acl:nowledge (a~
Farr snys}. Instead, I belic'e 1t1S JUSt
all-Amencan pride.
Farr asks his readers to admit their prob­
lem about the Cold Wnr. Instead, I'U admit
this:
I did like Rocky IV-it W'.iS not a "'lame
movie... In fact, it illustrated that it was
possible for one country tocheeronu rivaling
count.ry's athlete. It did not promote hatred toward the Soviet Union.
Farr also states, "And worst of all -I
know aU thewordstoLeeGreenwood's"l 'm
proud to be an American" (where atleastl
know I'm free). Worsl of all?
I have also memorized that song, and I
am proud to be an American' Knowmg the
words to such a pauiotic song 1s not some­
thing to mock. Neither is pride in one, s
country
1 also cheered on Victor Petrenko in the
Olymp1c~. h made no dtfTerence Ll\at he wa.'\
a 'Russian'. But msttsd of only feeling
sympathy lor him as he looked at a nag that
wa'i not hLS own,l also fell grateful. Grateful
th:u I have a flag that represenL~ a lot of what
his country IS searching for.
Did Farr ever stop to thmk about the
re'lson why Victor Peuenko chose to skate to
an American tunc. sung by Chubby Checker.
in his skating exhibition? Could it be bec-..tusc
the U.S.A has something to offer that his
counuy does not?
Becau.c;coftheendoftheCold War,l am
also a changed person. I also have a • new­
world auiwde." l love my country even
more. and carry hope for the rest or the world.
1 am gn.u.eful that we do not have tO strUggle
for all that the Soviet Union is reaclung for. Does this make me hate the Russians?
No. ~ this mean 1 hate Japan? No. Does
thl~ mean l beheve Ollie Nonh or Ronald
Reagan? No. Docs this mean that I beheve
everythtng our government d~ IS right, and
fair. and JUSt? No. No. no. no, no.
So what does all this mean?
lt means that 1 beheve in Amenca and 1
feel deep graotude to those who worked and
died so I can live in a coumry as great as thlS.
It means that I feel sympathy for aU those
people who do not enjoy aU t.hc freedoms that
we Lake for grJntcd everyday.
It means that I feel "to die for God and
country" -this country-is the most noble
w.~y to pass from this earth.
It means 1 cheer on the Soviet Union, and
wi:ih Litem luck!
Now, I'm sure that not everyone has
cmbr.:1ced my "new-world attitude' with open
anns. So. 1 am also offering a way to show
you the lighL It i~called "April's Seven St.ep
Program lO Promote American Patriousm".
Step 1. Buy an Amencan flag. Nothing
will Ol3.ke you feel beucr or spark paaiotism
more ..
S~ep 2. We41r something that is Made m the U.S.A. -and be drunn proud of 11.
Step 3 Don'tblam cCongress
stup1d white men", as Farr calls them).
stead. register tO vote. and when the
comes. cast your balloL One person
make a difference
Step 4 Learn the words to
Greenwood's 'Tm Proud tO be and
can" and hum them softly as you
class.
Step 5. Celebrate Veteran's Day
the greatest way lO honor those who
served th1s country.
Step 6. Don't give me money.
give Ryan Furrmoney,eather) .. ,..~..,..u.
it to the Sov1ct Umon Or bcuer yet.
to a homeless shelter an this country.
them buy the brt.4.1d you already tllive.
Step 7. Thank Your Lucky Stars!
of them. Be gmteCul you live here.
Don't get me wrong, though Ev.-n•
is free to voice their own opmion, me
Ryan Farr. Just remember that t.he
why we are able to do that lS because we
here, 1n Amenca. Not the Soviet Unioa.
April Van Ptlt
First-year student
Women's voices heard all year, not just at selected times and events
fo I~ Edi10r:
Aftct I read John Frost's article
regarding the "silent majority" 1 felt
slapped in the face. Frost makes
wide generalities concerning
women's voices on this campus,
and by doing so. falsifies the uuth.
He S"teS th.a1 although women on this campus fonn the majority of
students,they are "an aJmosl silent
majority."
He back$ up his statement by
explaining that only during select
times of the year does the college
community hear from women. Hjs
cumples are limited to Tili Back the Night, the Gender Syrnpos1um,
and the ASLC presidential clec­
uons. He further states that "for the
rest of the year this tremendous
force rem.Uns silenL"
There is nothing ''s1lent'' about
the majority of women at Lewis and
Clarlc. All during the year. and al all
times of the day we speak verbally tO our friends, faculty. and fellow
studentS; we speak v-Ciually with
our art forms; plus we speak
literarily through our papers, prose
and poeuy.
Funher, we do not hold our
opinions under our tongues which
your column made reference to by
staling that some "feel 1f you step out of line you will gt"t shot"
Women on this campus
loud and clear. So listen up.
cause only then will you III;;AI
constant and strong voices
women on this campus.
Laur1~ Mauhews
Stmor I March 6~ 1992
esiden
As those of you laving on ca
rotiltliY know and tho4ie of y
off campus have proba1
Lherc has been a movem!
ward
rnlng
dent
l.h1s
The
mn10
• m-
arc
Jol
Fro
Recently, due to mconstS~
application, lhere were t
released This upset nu
:elMO students. who banded
10 form the anginal RU
n\1111 as the Res1dent ~
Commission.
Since that time there have b(
liDJC meetJngs. two mclud
of the admtniStrntil
hymen
Aftu a long debate about
"crisls," a new friend of rq
toward me in has chl
bt~ head lO the right,
1sper
htS
bled
with
-CCJ
tUfi1cauc:m or degradatJon
by and for men tS aCCOI'Il
With homophobia.
If successful, male bond
men together m a com
""'"' WithOut any obvious 1
of affection toward one
wh1ch could be consb'U
:ote:~ue.·· lt's sunilar to
of bonding that goes on
countries when they loca
lum.inu
We are writing out of d.
lltme:m with our fellow stud
about the
tnv110nmcnt and have
working oul of this con
is difficult Lo work on be
the planet when we have fo
IStnsr us right here in our 1
nnu1rmy, ll.4i became k.nown I
an inc1denr that occultC(
of the 25th.
lC Recyclang IS a grOUJ
·vated students who got tog<
tenn tO promote recyctinl
Our fm;t achievement
•ulc tempomry recyc the Pioneer
is, Forum -.. !I
dly net~thbc:> rh~:xh
3ed a bilof, well.
and page des1gn
1 always there IOb.J
of the absurd ID
work. mak.mg
go. well. if noc
' then at least
nya tS leavmg ~
werse& 1.np 10
lly. readers will
i her European
10 WtU have grada
mt of a rocc~uln-o
to get involved m
04--God help
Ieee is to be had
is from lhe ~l>le
I miss lhem bolh, r luck.
nan"
1e that IS SUJ)J)Osed
s?
dismayed by the
It in our dorm
JlOw if anylhing
lfy this llOilllldenr
'ting to Lell YOU (I
1e suffered and
ltlicLed on OdeU
ron, soplwmort
"oo~r.j irsr-year
riotism
liamn proud of 11,
uneCong:ress(or
Farr calls them)
~· nnd when the
lllot. One person
n the words to
roud to be and
softly as you
;c Veteran's Day
honor those wllo
• tve me money.
r. either) 1
Or bcuer yet.
· in lhis counuy.
ou already twve.
pur Lucky Stars!
you hve here.
~ng. though. E . . i>wn opmaon,
!ember that the
t lhat is because v.-e I' the Soviel Union.
~vents
rou will get shot."
1 on this campus
ear. So listen up,
lhen will you heat
d slJOng voices
his campus. MarCh 6, 1992
esidence Life •
AJ tho-..e of you hvmg on carn­
~tll~ know and those of you
off campus have; probably
chef\. has been a movement
ward
iming
d c 0 l
!hiS
The
matn
de nee
R1ghts John
Frost
Recently, due to mcons.istent
apphcauon, there were two
released. This upset many
""'"" students, who banded co­
lD form the original RLRC,
known ns the Resident Assis­
RlghiS Commission .
Smce lhatlime there have been
lbole meetings, two mcluding
of the admmistration Dunng this time, it seems a.o; if we
have only forged an ounce ot
progre. ~~ out of two ton of t~leel
The RLRC has set oul on the
course to estnbhsh clear pro<;edures
and proper policy conccmmg tho
restdence life staff, RAs and resi­
denLc; of Lew•s and Clark.
This column wtll address some
of the issues .RLRC ts plannmg to
cover and, m a few cases, needs to
cover.
1l seems to me that the
comm1ss1on's philosophy is
gras..qoots onented. Instead of
policy commg down from on h1gh,
the RLRC would facthtllte commu
mcation and policy from lhe bottom
up.
Instead of worrymg about IS·
sues of confidenuality, the RLRC
would busy themselves trying to
rmd ways so that the issue of confi­
dentiality would never nnse. The
leaders of the RLRC have found
that a group is more hkcly to have a
voice1fthey are pro-acovecommu­
nity membe~ I believe this could Page9
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prove to be uuc,
A primury goal has been to
form the ac.tual RLRC. This is the
step that they are closest to accom­
plishmg By tnlkmg to some of the
origtnal organtzcn., I have amved
atthefollowpurpo~fortheRLRC .
·The RLRC will c1ther be a ·The RLRC shall act as an ad­
visory board to the Administration
when it comes to det.crmining resi­
dence life rules, poltet~ and other
related areas.
•Educ;;ation <~hall be a primary
tool of lhe RLRC ThL4; education
w1U come in the form of a re,ondtnce
During this time, it seems as if we have
only forged an ounce of progress out of two
tons of steel.
board or help create a boald that
studcn~ and RAs who are having
their rights violated can tum tO for
help.
•The RLRC wiU aJd lheadmm­
istrution during staff searches that
concern residence life. This ranges
from RAs to Residence Lafe Oirec­
~.
•Staff :md donn life evaluo­
uons W'lll be gJven out, processed
and redlStributed approprialely by
lheRLRC hfe handbook (wriuen by ~wdents
forswdents), forums,andassJStanee
wilh NSO and RA uuining.
Each of these tenets fills a void
that •~ not mel by lhe current ~iuw­
tion None of these po&nts are too
far fetched. I hope they all come to
fruition
The RLRC has received some,
but not a loL, of positive feedback
from the administrnllon Perhaps
there needs to be ·;orne more com·
promise from bolh sides. 1 get the distinct feeling that everybody'
defen:-;ive attitude isstanding in the
way of full.U'e progn:ss.
So here are my predictions for
the future of RLRC. Only wtth
swdcnt vigilance rivaljng OperJ·
tion KLC Shield wiU the RLRC
become recogni7.ed by the adminis­
tration. This will most likely occur
through the cremion of a Residence
Hall Association .
There are various people work­
tng on possible f01ms for the RHA. • Not being one to deny 3 trend, l
have an idea for one too. Copies of
my idea are avaibble at the infor­
mauon desk.
Hopefully the formationofboth
of the boards will occur before the
driving forces behind the RLRC
graduate. That could happen as
early as spring t.enn.
Thecommi ssion ha.sthe poten­
tial f~ being the best lhing lhis
school has seen since SAAB was
conceived. Let's not see it go to
waste.
hymen vvho have degraded vvotnen are not ''sexists''
After a long debate about the
"trisi~ "' a new friend of mme
toward me tn his chair,
h1s head to the right, and, as
uper
his
med
wtth
• 1 n g
a 1 e
Craig
. Coss
caoon or degradation of
by and for men asaccompa­
with homophobia.
If successful, male bondmg
men together m a common
omn•uo WtthOUlany ObVIOUS ges­
Of affection toward one an­
whiCh could be consttued as
:otesQue." It's stm1lar tO the
of bonding that goes on be­
countries when they locate a common "enemy," except with
women as the target.
In this case, my friend remem­
bereda locker-room-like tmage or a
student who removed her shm
within his sight Apparently , she
wore a trainmg-bra-of-sorts under
neath her shirt, and my new friend's
tmagirullion eagerly tnntnlu.ed and
titillated himself with the sight of
this trainmg -bra~of-sons.
As he told me lhe story. tus
face and hand gestures tned to en
• courage me to use my unagmauon
similarly tO tantalize and utillate
myself and perhaps respond w1th an
exclamation of "Oh, yeah man­
does she have nice tits or what?!
Talkaboutpeach es' Woowool He
Haw! Yowze:s! etc."
lcouldn'thelpbutwonderhow
she would feel if she hnd been wtlh
us.
1 told him that she was a good
friend of mine.
But1 dtdn 't seem tO g1ve him
what he wanLed. so he repeated the
whole story again and swallowed
when 1 just looked at h1m the sec­
ond time around Perhaps I didn't say anything
because lliked bim. But thatdoesn 't
mean I have to like the way he saw
my fnend; I don't.
But I had been in his position
before.
During my ftrSt week at Lewis
and Clark. 1 remember "hanging Wilh a fireball of disgust he
yelled, .. WHAT?!"
1, not geu.ing the desired re­
sponse. repeated myself, this time
raising lhe dollar value.
But after a similar retort form
the appalled sophomore, I gathered
that 1 should shut up because some­
thing un·
canny was
It's much easier to s'hut up and
hold our thoughts back for four
years than it is to question our going on and
my bonding
attempt
W3SJI't going
smoothly.
tl1oug1Jts for four minutes. Later
that night. in
the back seat
out" with a few swdents 10 Stewan..
When the only woman among us
left the room to shower, 1 (wanting
to escnbl.ts.h a closer relationship
with ''the boys .. wilhout s.howing
any obv1ous signs of affecuon) at­
tempted tO male bond with them,
usmg her as a target. I went so far as
to offer a sophomore money af he
would walk in on her and .. check
her out" whde she was ~mg. of a Buick,
two fresh boys told me that I should
never sny anything like what I said
10 Stewart because "there's a lot of
femuusts at this school. and you'll
get your a~ kicked ...
I didn't und~tnnd . The male
bonding trick tud always worked
before.
1 feh very strongly at the time
Lhal one should S'pCllk. one's mind
and not keep thoughts htdden. But
then th~ two guy~ come along and
tell me that 1t's OK tO think those
things as long as I don't say any­
thmg.
utninunt theft outrages recyclers Confused nnd still unwilling to
divorce my words from my
thoughts, I began talking to a new
women friend of mine about the
wny 1 thought; 1 owned-up lO what
J had done, told her how 1 felt, and
asked her if there was a different
way to thmk about women. I re31-
il.ed through listening to her that I
had a lot lO learn. It was very
painful lO dJSCOVet th.al my view
was by no means "lhe ttulh." and
that there are thousands of ways U>
see one facet of bfe. We are wriung out of disap­
wilh our fellow swdents.
concerned nboutlhe state of
envlfOnment and have been
workmg out of this concern.
is difficult to work on better­
planet when we have foroes
us nght here m our own
ntly, as became known to us
an mctdent that occurred on
of the 25th.
LC Recycling 1s o group of
studcnt.s who got tOgether
lttm tO promote recycling on
s. Our first achievement wn
tc tcmpornry recycling
( bins around campus to collect glass
and aluminum. Our next step as LO
get money so that we can purdwse
pennanentrecycJmg b1ns. (Our pro.
posal to ASLC for funds is in the
process of bemg reviewed.) The
money that we have been collecting
from rewnung the cans and boules
for the last three weeks has been
used to make pennanent SJgns tO
promote recycling that we huve
posted around campus. Our group
can not funcuon without the in­
come derived from the cumpu.; alu­
minum and glass recycling bins.
Last Tuesday night our efforts
were sabotaged . One of our mem­
bers personally cuughrtwo men in
• the process of stealmg and vandal·
izing lhe cans that had been col·
lccted in the bms. This incident
outrages us. Our group has worked
hnrclttus term on an issue that we all
feel sU'Ongly about. and we would
hope that olhers would share our
concern. We have taken lhe intua­
tive to do something positive for
this campus, but hnve been insulted
by the greed ot others. We hope that
othe~ will 'hare w1th our de ·ire lO
creal~ a more "environmentally
fri~ndly" campus. We thunk lhn c
of you who huvc been ~.cycling,
and encourJge you to continue sup­
poning our w-astc·n."ducing effons.
LC Rrcyt.ling
• • There's still a surprismg
amount of :sexism on this cwnpus.
Every year. new swdents who come
from very sexism-steeped h•gh
schools join our student body. Af­
tt.r a ye:Jt or so. many boys learn to
keep their mouths s.hul about how
they think. aOOUl women, and otay
along with the rest ot the LC PC
f~ .
We keep our sexist thoughts.
We keep our homophobia . They
never leave us because they lie htd­
den in the "you wanna know what I
really think?" part of our minds.
Changing the wny we see the
world atlhis level is an arduous and
painful task,and unless we get some
a.ssismnce. 0\3Jl y changes an:n • t
likely tohappett. It• muchC3sier to
shut up and hold our thoughtS back
for four years lh3n 1l is to question
our thoughts for four minutes. Let's
m~ntally overhaul ourselves while
we're ·Lilt in college; we can begin
to do lhis by changing the way we
refer lO ow:sclves.
Ugly thoughts anrl actions e:t­
ist; ugly people don'L
With lhis change of bnguage
inmind,it'spossiblchatc · mcone's
~ist beliefs and love the believer
(ourselves included).
lf we label some()Cle n "sextSL. ..
we leave him no room or rea.o;on lO
cllange; in fact. by defining him,
we've said in effect that "'he. Wl·
able to change. ..
On the Olhct hand, if we sepa­
rate our ways of ~ing from our
selfhood (and encourage others to
do tJus), we may adopt new-and
very often profound-undCl'SI.and ·
ing.
Then again. we might leave
ourselves vulnerable to the lubor
paiOS of rellllearrung. Page 10
Fnday. March 6 1 Q92
Corey Wetcb (#66) ra~es oul his Paciric Lutheran University
opponent and prepares to pass tO a teammate. The Lewis nod
Clark lacrosse dub team lost to PLU by a score or 12-8 during
the past weekend. photo by TOI'I)O Kodsu the Pioneer
Steve Zwerin, Sports
Women's basketball loses in playoff
by Amy McDonnell
of tht Pinnttr Log
All good Oung~ mu ., come to
an end, and thewomcn'sbasketball
season ~~ no exccpnon. Fimshing up" an thear battle against WcsLem,
which is ranked eleventh m the
nation.
' Agamst a ream hke that you
can't mnkc the fundamental mJs­
Ulkc.s we made,·· a~sessed Petrie. addllJon, Gibson grabbed 9
along with Angel Stupey.
Posauvc results like lh~
mtcly outnumbered ncguuve
during thts ruord n~ilkiO
whach "turned out c.l\\.'~
wHh a record
breaking 18-10
win/loss tally. the
Lad) Ptonccrs bid
a fond farewell to
their t99l-92sea~
son Although
last Saturday • s uAgainst a teattt like t1zat you can't
1nake tlte fundamental mistakes we
made." was detmuel,
to remembc
match, af I1Q
pass. neAt -PauJa Petrie
Women's basketball coach Petne nnn:
confrontation -----------------------
with Western Or- commg
egonmnrkcdthelffmtp lay-offcon-ThemostcosllymastakesshenOled mg to prove that"thas ~011
test tl also marked tllclf last as they were two consecuuve turnovers an no mlSU\ke "
sufTc.red !l 96-67 loss. the second half. LC had cut the gap In the meanume,
"The score was a little docetv- down to 10 points and then suffered of those players planning to
ang," commented Coach Paula thecrucialpossessionlosses,which to the team nextyearwill
Petne. Oespate what the numbers preuy much marked the poant of no informal ptck-up games and
maght reflect, the team played a return for the Pio's. merleagues to stay tn sbape.
saong, rompeutive game, extend· Those mistakes, however, as soon as fall tenn sLarts,
ing commendable efforts consiS- should not negate the oulStandlng will resume wtth the UCI:ot
tent with those exhibtt.ed m prev1-perfonnanceofKalhyGJbson, who seasonopentngJUSlaround
ousgames. ThePio's"nevergave put away 21 points for LC. In ncr
Lewis a11d Clark swimmers off to Nationals
Four swimmers made the NAIA tournament with qualifying swim times
by Mira Morton
of the Pioneu WI!;
With four sWlmmers going to
the N AlA national sv.-im meet and
five · mmcrsqualified.lhe Lewis
and Clark swim ream wands down
from an electrifying season of per­
sonaJ best swims.
Both the men's and women's
teams placed ninth out of t.en teams
in the NAJA District Champion­
ships lasl weel.:eod. but the 1O-m em­
ber team continued to swim strong.
•this b..1s been a real rough
year for team accomplishments but
really hagh on individual accom­
plishmems," said senior Andy Pot
Half the team was sh3'<~ed and
t.apered for the meet but all mem­
bers were pleased wi1h their re.sullS
and many dropped a considerable amount of ume an therr evcnlS.
After a dis:lppomung confer­
encemeet throe weekends ago where
he did not nw.ke national qualifying
times as he had hoped. Juntor Kirk
Walker swwn an optional nauonal
quahfymg ume tn l.he400 indiVIdual
medley Walker will not be attend­
ing the ruu.lonaJ meet, however
"'There were a few menial mis­
takes but aU and all there was a
tc::am widegoodperfounance," srud
Pouer.
"It's always tough when half
the team is all restod and the other
half is noL"
The four swimmers who will
go to the national championships in
Canton. Ohio are seniors Penny Foos
and Andy Pouer, sophmore EmiJe
B levms and first-year student
Wendy Morgan.
Foo~ and Morgan have each quahfied m two evenlS, whJie
Blcvms and Poucr have qualtfied
m three. Accordmg to Pouer. it is
Likely lhnL all will finish in the top
25 of thear races.
Last year Foos fimshcd m the
top 16 an backstroke .md Pouer was
founh an the 200 buuerfly This
year they both expect samllnr or
better results.
.. We all have a chance to go
back there and score well. • said
Potter. "We have the umes of the
top 25 times in the nation, bul you
don't know if-those are rested times
or what, so the best way to lnow is
to just look a1 last year's perfor­
mances."
With two of the national
qualifiers gradWlting in June, ne;~tt
year the team will look forward to
rebuilding the number of members
on the team.
LC men's club volleyball spikes its opponents
Team wins all-day tournament in Salem; welcomes any new members
by Franz J unga
special to the Pioneer Log
Not many people blow that
LeY. is and Clad:: college has a men's
~olleyb:lll club team. Well. the
tnJth IS we do. and this t.eam 1s
having a very successful season so
fnr. On February 9, of Albany ,took place at Chemeketa
Community College in Salem. The
Pia's not only pl3yed in five
mou:hes, but supplied ccnified ref­
erees, line judges, nnd score L:eep­
ers for an additional three matches
(arcquiromentoftheUSVBA) . This
made for n long day, but was unana-wa.~; the best we ever played, 'says
Coach and Setter Troy Frysta.lc.
After that game, the tenm clicked
and wcm on to win the finals,
undefeated in tournament play.
OutSide hitter Clay Warburton
comments, "It was n tcWn eff,1n on
lhe wny, dude."
Las I
they won lheir fli'St
tournament in the
lour·year history of
the Learn. "We were untoucllable and uttstoppable.
It was t1ze best we ever played." season, the
Pao' hosted a
toumnmcP! in
Pamplin,
whichwJ.Swell
attended and
gencrau:d a The team
SUU1cd itsoompc.ution
in the Ponland Vol­
leyball League, play·
ing agcsirut other Portland club
ccams. Now they play in the much
wide.r arena of the United StAtes
Volleyball Association, which
gives them a higher level of compe­
uuon agamSt. teamS in lhe •·colum­
bia Empire" regton.
USVBA eompctiuon takes
place m weekend tournaments
only .. The townnm~L on the 9th,
~m.orod by No Dmx Volleyball -Tony Frystak,
Coach, volleyball club team
mously considered worth it by the
u:am. "I'm glad we won one before
I graduated," remarked middle
blocker Fmnz Junga.
The Pao's started strong, win­
ning three games in pool play and
were seeded flllll going mto lhe
singleelimmation brnckcL The team
won the 1irst game in the semi-final
round by a score of 15-0 ... We wl!re
untouchable nnd unStOppable h good dny of
competition. lt is still uncertain
whether the Pia's will hosl a tour­
nament this term due to P..unphn' ·,
busy schcdulewilh theBlnrersund
varsity sportS.
As a club sport, the terun ts
open to the LC communaty. There
are no cuLS. Anyone ante.rcstcd an
1nronnntion about the team can
contnct F.rnnz Jungn ru box 1104,
or Clay Wnrbunon at box 2090. Tamra Cochran
Women's basketball coach Paula Petne chose Cochran because
leadership as well as her ampre.~ve numbers on the court. '-\1\.~u
scored 18 pomts, grnbbed 14 rebounds, and had 3 assiSts an two
Her numbers could have been tug her, but ~he totaled only 34 man
playmg time for both games while allowmg Coach Petrie to give
of the playetS a chance to gam some coun orne.
"Tamra IS a leader on the coun as well as off the court," swd
"She i.s very supportive of her teammates ." In addiuon. Petne
happily noticed Cochran's defensive skills on the coun, sraung.
almost every game Tarnra lS two or three anches shorter than
opponents However, this doesn't stop her from being an NCIC
in rebounding and 8 team leader an pomts scored."
photo by Kmji Ml.nl.~
ar meal deals.
)usc $2.25. Everyday,
l:j0 ro 6:30,
9~ 30 ro dose.
~ JS sw f,nt .. , O .. l
1\•tl:anJ,I R ~2-4·7SZ2 March 6, 1992
Rambling c
weu. spnng has anived a b
tbJS year to Portland, but 1'1
willing to take ad van~
wealher(ac tually, wil
,it
be
ang
ts 1 de
about
ever)'
wtule
read
Fri-
When Zweri
DOl playtng basketball OUlSlt
pretendlllg I can hit a thro
o's get pun
interview with Ku1
Matthew Schweitz.er
of che Pwnur Log
MostLew1sand Clark Sluder
spend their weekends go1J J
,mnv1c. a pany. or perhaps di
swdying.
But could you imagine spc~
'\OIIIWet:~k.e rld drivtng 600 mil
to Califomaa, rocing in
that req~ using every I
physical and mental enerl
then rushing back to Po~
Sunday mghtlo make it
i teSt Monday momang?
Kurt Annstrong has capt.a·
~ptomm' raalroad hand
for six years. He rece
upperclassmen B
andMorgn n Smtth, both I
standouts, to join h.is let
race in Folsom, California
nurv 21 and 22. They tel
place in the open diviSion
Log· Kurt can you cxplmn
\nat handcar racmg is aJ 1 a~
Annstrong It's definitely
""w"~" sport. Wonderful, but
Smith· Definitely very WI
It was a rush.
Annstrong: Yah, al's like J
need some Sb'aJght railr1
thnt's not goang to hn~ l
!lboUJnd doing90 miles peril
111tnra while. The houertllS,
because a hot traek as a l
Then you need one or
Some mces are si
andsomearedoublc. Do
more fun. Two handcar
side by Slde, toe to toe,
dragsters.
Brown: Cool.
Armstrong: The hnndc
by th.as guy an Sacram
Putnam, who as kand of
w11.ard of handcardom .
He even looks hke Merli
has beard was 8 bit longer;
wear briUiont blue robes
and moons.
Smith: Yah.lJuSt met th' ·
already he's replaced Pi
my mentor.
Log: Are you snyang that
lo build railroad harltdalfl
you graduate from LC?
Stnn.h: No, I just want
10 grow one ot those r... .. i
Brown: Yah, that'd be
iftho.-;e whL<Jcerson yuw
out of llte S<.ooby-Doo
Annsuong; Yah, Yuh.
to lhc h!.&ndcar schpael.
nee ~pccially mtl4~~ the Pioneer
rin,Sports
layo
bson grabbed
\.ngcl Stupcy.
~results like
lltlbered OCgDil\e
• cord· bre::lJc in.Att
led OUt CXCCJI>IJ -wcll,"actO"
flf'St year
Lisa Btacke
wus dcfimldJ
to rememba
match, tf
pass .. next
Petne ann:
_ aJlUClfXllCS
-commg Ye4JJ
; lhat "lhts sw
It
1eantime.though
yers plannmg lO
aext year will
~k-up games and
to stay m shape.
all tenn starts.
~ wit.h the Octobc!
.in g just around
ochran because
hecourt Cocnran
I assiSts tn two
taled only 34 tnim
:h Petne to give
Jhe court," swd
1 addiuon, Petne
~e coun. statJng.
;hes shoner than
being an NClC
~"
1010 b) K~nJi Minar-
)se. , March 6, 1992 Page 11
J?Orts--------------------------------------~--
Rambling observations and kudos: LC winter sports wrap-up
weu. ~ring has a.mved a bll
lbts year lO Portland, but I'm
wilbng lO take advantage
warm weather (actually, with
t~£k, it
be
ng
tS i d C
about
IJlCheS
fall
every
whll~
read
Fri·
When Zwerin
not playtng bnsketb311 oulSlde
pretcndmg I can h1l a t.hn» poinletatleastoncea year), I like to
take some free tune to drop in on
LC's alhletic team!. I try to check
OUL games, maybe 8 bit or a pnlC·
tice,stufftike tha.L.so I know whnt's
going on with the teams on campus
That way ,l can uy lObe know I·
edgeable about the teams when J
write lheseexaiting columns (noll).
But itisatoughjobtoknow whatl~
going on with all the teanu all the
tune. It IS unpossible forme to give
space an lhe spons sect1on lO every
Learn on campus.
It's easy lO lalk about the Var­
sity spons because thelt gam~ arc
always posted, and I have a great
staff that wntes up arucles every
week about the gnmes. But what about the club spons? Those are
harder 1.0 co vee because J can't get
information a~u those tJung~ .
That's why I'd like to ask you,
the LC students, coaches, athletes,
to send infonnauon toT~ Pio Log
aboul your team. lf you are on any
campust.eam,suchnsnny club sport,
or feel that you have a sport that i.!
wonhyof menuon, bring theinfar­
mutJon 1.0 the Plo log on a Mac
computer disk and l"lldomybeslto
put 1t 10 The best llung 1.0 do is lO
type up an article and tum it in lO t.he
Pio Log by Monday mghL Please
be sure lO leave your name and box
number on the d.J.sk and lhe article
so 1 can return them 1.0 you. If I'm
lucky and people really want 10
'o's get pumped racing railroad handcars
interview with Kurt Armstrong, B.Z. Brown and Morgan Smith
by Matthew Schweitzer
of tht PwMtr Log
Mostl ewtsand ClarK students
spend thclf weekends going
1mov·i·c. a party or pertwps d.ih­
studymg.
But could you 1magme spend·
t\oo.rw<~kle nd dnvmg 600 miles
to California, rncmg in an
l.hnt requires u~ing every bit
phy-.ical o.nd menlal energy
thtn rushmg back 10 Ponland
Sunday mght to make it back
a t~t Monday mommg?
Knn Annstrong has captained
· nshap railroad handcar
· for c;ix years. He recently
ited upperclassmen B.Z.
nntl Morgan Sm1th, both LC
siJUldouts, lO jom his team
race an Folsom. Califomia on
l1uar}' 2l and 22. They took:
plnce m the open diviSion.
Log Kun can you eJtplatn to
•bat handcarrac mg is all about?
ArmsiJ'Ong. ll's definnely an
spon. Wonderful. but ob-
Sm1th Defimtely very won·
h was a rush.
ArmsiJ'Ong: Yah, it's like tlus:
need some straight railroad
!hat's nOt gomg to have a
llhbctund doing 90 miles per hour
llforn whde. The hotter1t is. the
because a hot track IS a fast
Then you need one or two
Some races are single
and some are double. Double
,IN\.,. run. Two ho.ndcar teamS
. Side by Side, toe tO toe, Jcind
like dragstcrs.
Brown· Cool.
Armstrong: The handcan; are
by thlS guy m Sacramento,
Putnam, who IS k.tnd of hke
wil.Md or handcardom .
He even loou like Merhn. 1f
his beard was a bit longer and
wear bnlliant blue robes with
and moons.
Smtlh · Y ah.l JUSt met tillS guy
already he's replaced Pietrok
rny menlOr.
Log: Are you sayang that you
to build rrulroad handcars af­
you graduate from LC?
Sm1th; No, 1 just want 1.0 be
10 grow one ot those b1g old
Brown: Yah. tluu'd be some­
iflhose wh1s.kerson your chin
OUI or the Scooby-Doo stnge.
Annsttong: Yah, Yah, Yah,
lO the handcar schpicl. The
IOC:.&rs arc pcciully made for these races. Any of the old railroad
handcars that were used in the late
1800s ... woll, they've all been
packed up by rrulroad museum !) or
have detenonued in somcbody's
bnckfony
Gary makes these handcars just
for racing and lhey weigh 800
pounds. A handcar t.cam is made up
of five people, with one pusher and
four pumpers.
The pusher, hopefully some#
one incredibly huge und powerful,
gees down in a crouch, pushing ofl
star11ng blocks, just launching you
My regular pusher couldn't
make it 1.0 lhls roce so we picked up
an old guy that used to play for the
Saints. who is a pretty good pusher,
but nothing like my regular mam
man, Arnie Bagley, who's 6'3" and
360 pounds.
The starter's gun goes off and
the pusher launches 800 pounds of
handcar as weD ns over 800 poun~
of humanity; at's like a one ton
lunge. All four pumpers are factng
forward. two in the back. and two m
the front, and you just pump like
crazy.
You go like the devil' s on
your butt and gaming ground. A lot
of it as mental preparation und a lot
of u is techruque
Log: Were you surprised you
won although you had two rookies
on board?
Smith: (Shrug:s) t.lah. Kun lOld
us he thought we had the right swff.
rt was JUSl a matter of how quackly
we picked up the techmquc and t.he
smallnuancesofhandcarrncmg . A
lot of it was mental ,Just getung the
right psych.
Brown: It's a rush. Very in-
tense. Very compeutive.
Everybody really gave it their
all and then afterwards all of lhc
teams had a cold beet together.
Sm1lh; Yah. just like ru!!bY.
Just like the Rockjaws.
AnnsiJ'Ong : These two guy"
aredefirutc ty adrenaline Junkies und
they are st.arung to get religion.
Once you get hooked on this it run~
through your mind like n movie.
Someumcs I'm laying m bed
at mghLand I start thinkmg handcars
and before l know 1t my heart is
racing like a runaway trnm and I'm
about 10 have a hC3J1 attack.
Log What kind of people do
you took for on your hand~:ar tcmn?
Arm!ltrong : Good people:
people with good henns und u killer
in, tinct. People who ~no"' ' the
Goldtn RulcandcnJOy pain, People
l..hBt know how to "bury tL" Log Bury what?
Armstrong· Burying some­
thmg that ~hould be behind you:
burytng a bad, black hole of empti­
ness ... filling it wit.h pain and mus­
cular thrashing. synchroniz.ed so
that you're propeUing the handcar
faster and fa$tet away from your
own private helL
Goingsofastthatyoully. You
become liberated in this act of
• pumpmg.
When you nail a perfect run on
a handcar, after the car comes to a
SlOp,all fourpumper :>.outofbreath.
spent. wasted, look al each other
with the same understand.lng ... it's
like having JUSt taken a siJ'OlJ with
God.
Log: Really?
Arm~trong: Definttely,
wouldn't you say, guys?
Sm1th (laughmg) Definllely.
Log· So you look for good
people who like 1.0 bury things on
your team?
AnnsiJ'Ong: Yah, but I IT)' 10
stay away from guys like Dahmer,
who JUSt plain like to bury things.
And r look for people who have 3
good combmatton of strength and
speed.
Log: How many races do you
do in a yeall
Annstrong: I uy to get the le3m
to do at least five or siA rnces a
season.
Log: How do you cover your
expenses?
ArmsiJ'Ong: Well that dcpan­
ment ts Ooundenng n bil ngbt now.
Bbtz-Weinhard sponsored. the team
fora numberofycars. but tlleywent
"Chnpter 11" und we lost a really
nice deal
S1em1 Nevada Pale Ale gave
us some shlrtS und covered our en­
try fee for thlS rnce in Folsom, but
we really need a lot more. than that.
At lhis time we are looking foe a
great benefactor .
Log: Tell me more about lhe
actual act of racing.
ArmsiJ'Ong: The beginning of
a race is analogous to wking the
bigge.'>tcrnp of your bfc. h mtuires
,A'-·ademic: paper'\ and resume
fklli,hed, typed ~!'d printe'-'
hy r«'l c ~ionaJ wntcr h:achcr.
I 4l\\ rnlc.~. la.,cr printer.
Jack Moans. MA
(~03} 292 S20li hear about thelt teams in print, I
Mould be able to put m o.n article or
two every week.
Now. back to the column •.. I'd
like 1.0 congratulate the women· s
bnskeaoolhearn formakingtheplay ­
offs. They won more gnmes than
any other women· s basketball t.enm
m LC hi~tory and deserve
everyone's respect. l have heard
from the Athletic Department
(than~ £or the help, Steve W:lllo)
Lhat they had tried their hardest to
publicly praise the women's bas­
ketball team, but I stiU think th:lt
more fans should go to their games
nut~ . The team should be
just as good as they were this sea­
~n. if not beuc.r.
Also,congr.uulauonstomen' s
baskeLbaU for a good job. Like the
women's team, the men should
dominate next year when they have more experience working together.
The regular swim season has
been over for weeks, but the LC
swimmers are probably vezy ex­
cited about their teamma~ who
are traveling to Ohio 1.0 compete in
theN AlA national championships .
Emile Blevins, Penny Foos. Wendy
Morgan, and Andy Potter will rep­
resent LC.
Swimming will soon be over.
and bring an end 1.0 aU the winter
sports, butlhere are some spons to
get ready for. Baseball, softb:lll,
track and tennis have already be­
gun. The .. real" season begins just
before we Sl.ilrt. the spring ui mester.
There will be a lot of home games,
matches, ~d meets which are free
to the LC community, so lllke ad­
vnnl3ge of that I. D. cfllll (yeah. the
ones with the embarrassmg photO
on them) and suppon Pio athletics.
B.Z. Brown. Kurt Armstrong, and Morgan Smith dt\'Ote 100 percent
to their bandcar racing, such as this ra« in FoLsom. California. in
wbicb they placed firsL Handcar racing is a little-koo\JYD port thai
requires~ lot o( trength as welJ as a strong will and mentalit).
tapping into an energy so big and know if they really feel thi~cosmic
furious tha.l it h3s the power to lift a cat.h:.utic tran.sfomuuon thai I feel
caroffacrushedfamilymember. It because we didn't pul togelher a
takes an extn:me effort to get the perfect run from sl.:ln 1.0 finish.
handcar up lO speed. which i: about Brown: llo\-ed 11. but I'm not
30 m.p h. sure if I'm going lO mess up foot·
Lot: So you guy were really ball oe~l fall in order to rna.ke a
flying. Was this 1ea10 35 good as couple of big handcar roces.
any other you've raced with? Log: Okay, 1 think we better
Armstrong : I'm not sure. at-wrap tllis up before you guys stan
though we won we didn't .rea.li)' talking about c.,istcntial creamed
rw.il a perfect run. That'" whaLI com. Do you wunttl.)say anythmg
rnce for. For Morgan and B.Z. in ctosi"g?
lthink going down lO this race Smith: ll w:l! a rush.
was a great c.tpcrience, a lot o£ fun, Bro"' n: Definitely .
good competition . BuL I don't A:rnh1rong: Totally! r--------------------,
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Friday, March 6, 1 Q92
FRIDAY
6
Ob Barf!-They're the mostdJsgust­
.iog, cheap. perverse mo" tes e\ er
made.. Love them They are Troma
films. LCI'V has put together a
moviefest fearunng the worst from
the Troma FUms.lnc. yaullS Thrill to
"The To ic A\:enger" and' Surf ~a ·
as \tust Die." a must-see h all
n.sppcns at 6 p.m. in Tomltnson, un­
der the library.
She .slowh· unbuttoned her blouse -and... put down that Harlequin ro-
mance novel and move your slightly
deprived rush down to Evans Auclito­
rium at 8 p_m. Fnday to see Chari~
Dunn in his senior [l'()mbone recna.l.
Accompanying him \\ill be Ann
Schaffen Miller and the Lewis and
Qark. Wind Ensemble . FREE.
ARLO G UTHRIE!-Holv •
hippiedom. Bannan! It's the ~ond
generation of one of Amenca · s great­
est folk-smger families. Don't miss
ill Just don t! He's in concen Friday
night at 9 p.m. at the Roseland. 8
N.W. 6th. Tickets are $15 in advance
-c-··an=,--d-$17 at the door. Call 224-TIX.X .
•
SATURDAY
7
rttartin lania-comes ro Lewts and
Qark Saturday night in lhe Council
Clamber when SOFA presents wild
and crazy guy Steve Martin in .. Planes.
Trains and Automobiles" at 7:30 and
The Jerk atlOp.m. Make sure you're
there for LCfV before the show.
LCJ'V. mountain-grown for a richert
fresher aroma,
The Portland Youth Philharmonic
-featuring some ofLC' s incligenous
talent in dle likes of Eaine Epperson
and Charles Dunn, petforms Satur­
day at 8 p.m. in the Arlene Schnitter
Concert HalL Works by Cherubini,
Iben. Srrauss and Svendson highlight
the program. Call 223-5939 or 248-
4496 forinfot ma tion and tickets (make
sure lO leU them that you're a student).
The Freaks Come Out at Night­
Boy! Do they ever! They're back,
and with a vengeance. It's the Jim
Rose Circus and Freak: Sideshow at 9
p~m. Saturday in lhe Melody Ball­
room. 615 S.E. Alder. You·u see
people drink bile. lift heavy objects
by their genitals and lots of other
socially unacceptable acts. Tickets
are $7 in advance by calling 224-
4400. MusicM.illenniumandGJ Joe's
Ticketmnster outlets will have them
too. Blue Oyster CuJt-<ould be called
The Band That Would.n · t Ole. These
I monsters of metal who breathed the
fire into such htts as "Godzilln" (Go.
go. God.Zllln') are on tour and stop
ping into Portland•s Roseland The­
ater, 8 N W 6th, for an over-21 show
Saturday at 9 p m Ttckers are $20 at
the door and $17 50 m advance Call
224-TIXX.
SUNDAY
8
Tbe Jnzz Passengers have come
directly from NeY. York s Kmtting
Factory to the Reed College Com­
mons. 3203 S.E Woodstocl Blvd
That s where the acuon 1s going to be
thts Sunday at 7:30p.m. as these stx 1
energetic gentlemen cruise mto
Ponland's mustcaJ soul Tickets are
$10 at the door. Call 248-0163 for
more infonnation . If you want to
meet the band and bear a free set. be at
Music Millennium. E. Bumstde and
32nd, at 6 p.m.
Life is Like a Frozen Bon-Bon~
and Marte Duntley • s 6 p.m Sunday
Chapel seTVlce ts the creamy center.
MONDAY
9
A Woman Under the Influence -
the lead film m Cinema 21's (N.W
21st Ave. at Hoyt) John Cassavetes
film festival, plays nightly at 7 p.m.
and 9:45 p.m. through Wednesday,
March 11. Adm•ssion 1s $4 for stu­
dents with ID.
TUESDAY
10
"Homosexuality and the OCA "-•
Come listen to two opposing sides of
a fascinating issue as Representatives
of the Oregon Citizens Alliance and
the No On Hate Campaign are joined
by LC Pastor Mark.Dundey and Donna
Redwing of the Lesbian Community
Project for a cliscussion concerning
the role of society (if any) in regulat­
ing the life-style of gays and lesbians.
WEDNESDAY
11
The MattSchiffDuo entertains you
Wednesday night as you relax in the
mellow surroundings of the Brasserie
Montmartre,626S.W.PaikAve. Call
224-5552 for mo1e infonnation. THURSDAY
12
The Society for People Who Believe
E,·erything They Read in Newspa­
pear-ts having a Sign-making pany
m preparation for Madonna ·s ApnJ
arrival The pany stans at 3:15a.m m
the Rose Gardens Go on down and
help them pracuc e therr Madonna wel­
come song: Howdy, howdy. you're
never dowdy For you. Madonna.
we'd go to Botswana.
Coming Up ...
ANT ANA-Carlos Santana brings
his legendary mustcal magic to
Ponland's Arlene Schnitzer Concen
Hall, 1037 S W Broadway, on Satur­
day. March 14 at 8 · 30 p.m. If those
finals blues have got you down. this is
a great way to pick yourself up. Tick­
ets are $22 50 m advance from Music
Millenmum or by calling 224-TIXX
Mr. Bungle ts an inescapably origi­
nal band fearunng the lead singer of
Fruth No More But don "t let that
scare you. They ·re coming Monday.
Mareh 16 at 8:30p.m. to the Melody
Ballroom, 615 S.E. Alder. Tickets
are $14 m advance through all Gl
Joe's Ticketmaster outlets and at Mu­
SlC Millenruum . Charge by phone by
calling 224-4400. For the true finals
escapist only.
SEE THIS, PIGS!-You guessed i~ ,
the goddess herself. Judy Tenuta, is
gracing Portland with her cosmic pres­
ence Tuesday. March 19 at 8:30p.m.
The blessed event will unfold at
Ponland • s Roseland Theater. 8 N. W.
6th. TicketS are $17 at the door, or
$14.50 in advance. Just call 224-
TIXX. Over 21 only. Ha ba ha..
Rlght.
St. Patrick's CeiH Dance-Ceili, 1
pronounced kay-lee. is the Gaelic word the Pioneer
Reid Kells, Pub Occ
-for one hock of a party If you
get in on the wtld debauchery.
you're stuck in Portland over
you lucked out. because Friday.
20 from 8 p.m to midnight, the
land Pohce Athletic Associ
S E Alder, Will be alive with
tradinon. The charge is just SS
studentS Help St Padratc dri~ot
those snakes.
Andy M. Stewart-is a
ditional Scotttsh!lnsh folk-·
He ·u be Jomed by Manus Lunm·
• p.m. Tuesday. March 24. at Bet
E. Ave. Tavern. 727 E. Burnside.
$10 will gtve you a great big
injection that's sure to perk up
month of March.
No Foolin'! -Wednesday,nu11H
the day to see Queen Ida and the
Temps Zydeco Band at the .
Ballroom. Ttckets are $24 for
show and a dmner wtth Queen
own rec1pes at 6·30 p.m. If
rather JUSt go to some burger
$14 gets you tnto the show at 8
Tickets at Music Millennmm.
Ticketma.ster. or by callmg L.L.~~.;
Tip of the Week
Flea conan, insecticidal
ders, shlllllpoos and aerosol bot
contain very potent chemicals.
are almost impossible to eraclic
but to safely conaol them,
these on-going methods; 1) ~
lish one sleepmg area for your
Clean it regularly. Wash all
materials. 2) Resoict pet access
bedrooms, atncs, basements, etc.
Vacuum weekly all year, more
during flea season. Dispose of
lected material immediately. 4)
flea comb regularly to remove
and to monitor the population.
Feed cats and dogs brewer· s v,._,.
6) Bathe pet (And yourself, you
pie!) regularly.
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