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Volume 54, Number 19

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1990-04-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

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n l..AURm MAnmws lht
us lovt
1'h ·atcr Arnid-.t con trOver }',four dcci­
advanct Stons con cming tc;-nurcd l.tculty
~II ages v.-erc h.tndcd down two wee ago.
ProfC..'\SOrs aml Capclh, dctJarl·
mcnt ol Psychology: Richard Poi­
Strc..~ ley, department of Busmc.ss und
•s Thc.,11 ;\dminisuative Studios: Jnmcs
p.m. 1r. Russell, dcpJruncnt ot Bu inc.ssnnd
Admimstr.lli\'c Stu~ics; nnd Her­
schel Snodgras. , department of
iY Physi v.erc up for tenure this pa~t
)e.'U'.
Snodgru was grunted tenure;
Polley'.., tenure de~casion wus po t­
poncd; y. h1lc Cupclli and Ru II
lC FirU v.erc denied.
Fund fa Thi decision for Capelli nnll
~ing llt'J Polley ends their oontmct ut LeY. 1
ldcJ>~:~ and CiaO.: m the end ol the tollow­
oducllC~~ ang year. Snodgms nnd Russell,
~ c having rccetvcd tenure \\ill be
Role rJ. employed :llLC unul tl1cychoosc to
ro WorL rcttrc.
.el do'tlrn Proic-.sor William Schullz, dc.­
and lU · partmcm ol Psychology, announced
rvation. lhc (k.(..t'>ton concerning Cnp.clli'
tenure to h1s c.la.o;.: cs. "The reason t
told my class about it" 1 because 1
lhought tl wa.<> relevant to let lh''m
Lnow ," Schultt. said ... When 1 an­
nounced thi in m\ cia scs there •
v.'Bs an emphatic rc.spon.'c. every­
one ga~-pcd in concert," added
D..t\' Schultz •
• I • In rcspo n~ to Capelli hcing
denied tenure, student'\ Sam Barn-
BY TONY l) A VIS
On Apul It>, Pre! i<lcnt f<.lll h.tcl
Mooney announced thut thr\:c.. tac­
uhy chair.; m the College ol Art~
and Sncnc"" v.:ould l "~mhlishcd
through endowment~ 10 C Cl~ s Of
tlucc million doll.trs.
'lhc n('W chuir , hon~lring ' lol­
rner Lc" is md lru~ College Presi­
dent, lin nlumnu .and a fllnncr
tmstcc will be, n cordmg t<l Prest-bcry. Jonathan Pont and Elintbcth
Bacher made upu petition and\\ rotc
a lcucr "'hich was sent to President
~ltchacl foom~y late Just week.
"Sh · [Capelli] IS really cpa­
ruted from thi ·," HIUnbcry said. "It
ncc<ls to bC done to ~how our con­
cern and canng because we oon 't
wnnt her to leave,"
looney wouldn't di u any
professor's specific cnse saying.
"I'm not gomg to discu s the sub­
sumce or nny particular case." He
compared this msumce \liith the
c:wmple 01 talking about infonnn­
tion from lt oonfident•n1 rcoommcn­
dauon with a Utird party.
Jn reference to the recent dcct­
~ions, Mooney satd, "I ngomzcd
over tltesc dec•s•ons Titey were t.hc
hardest one I had to make so fur. I
have a re..-ponsibality to this college'
present and future and I'm never
more consciou~ of lhutthan whc n u
tenure decision is made."
There nrc three c1 itcri.1 which
are looked at dunng U1e tenure
p1 e . I be.sc ancludc tc.a hmg
ability, ~holar:sh1p, amlcommunuy
• SCP.'lCC.
"In my judgement the two fun­
damem.al cntenu arc t.caching anc1
schola.rship, und in no W3)' i serv­
ice to Lhe college a ~u~ tirtltc for
teaching and scholarship;• ~ tatcd
Mooney.
The process by which fu uhy
dc..:otMooney, tllc first I ullycndm' cd
ch..ttr.. an the ht:>tOIY ol the College
ot Arts and Scicn t'
··Endowed Ch.ws," .IHJ
Moone), ··are Jl.lmLd lor tndt\ 1du
als "ho ha,·c matk a llillcrcnoc Ill
l.C, and they arr IIIIC I b) IrK ult y
w Ito ur • our tin est ten h r aud
hol,ln;."
fhc three ch,1ir will honor one
prok :~or ca~,;h lrom the humaau nre tenured begins within the de­
partment when a professor hired m
a I.Cnurc trnc.k posnion goes up for
pcnodical review. A file is slruled
whtch JncJuclcs tudcnL evatu. tions
ond evatuuttons by the people 10·
volvcd 10 the revtew process.
"Stutlcmshavea Iouo ay~bout
the process. both lhrough cvalu­
nuons .md comments," sud Jen­
ntfcr Johnson, Acung Vice Prcsi-
"I agoniz d over
the e d cisi n .
Th y '\\T(:!T the
he rd sl ones I had
lc n1ake
-Pre.., ident o far.''
looney
dent fur Academic Affairs. ''Those
[ tudcnt cvnluuuons] are v~.:.ry im­
ponam ~md 1hc people on the com­
mutccs pend lu.mrsnnd hours l lk­
ing al those."
11le periodical re ·icw proccs .
contmucs for some y~ before a
profes! or's case 1s rc\'icwcd by the
Faculty Revic"' Board. Then ea h
department submitS to Lhe commtt­
lt'.C aU the fil~ and record of the
person bcmg brought up for tenure.
A prorcssor "• hired in a po i-
uc , ocial <:ctcnccs und nntural
scicn cs dtvNon . lO<JOC)' sUite-d
thut the hoot i hk~Jy to hoo
t~ hers 10 fill tl~ech.:ai~ I rorn nrnnng
us fnc:ult). nllhough 11 ould l( "k
cl ''hem
Thc~c aal. ten ~cha tr tsn.un~d
ft r Dr Robcn B. Pamplin, Jr. Dr.
Pamplm 1 a mcrnhcrot the E'e u­
t" c Conumttc ,11 the: Bo.lrd ol
I• u lc; s .md l'hatt'\ 1ht' lmaitul i,mnl llon that lS an ongomg need, with
the a umpuon that someday they
wtll he tenured," Mooney id.
11tc Fa u1ty Rcvie\\o Board,
wht h •s mudc up of one person
f mm Rcoo College.. on;, person from
l .. mfield College, one from the LC
Boarcl of rru tees und lour LC fa -
uhy, goes ovc.r each indavidunl's
file completely 11tey e,rnlumc tl1e
cnndtdnte and mkc a voLe of recom­
mendauon.
A letter from tltc professor·s
department. ami the comm•ucc'
cvalunuon and vote are forwarded
to the Dean of the College The
Dean of the College also wntc.S a
leuc.r conccrmng the cnndJClnte and
forwards all tltc mformnuon to the
Pres1dcnl ofth College. TitePres•­
dcnt of Ute College then loa. over
all the infonnatton, mlks to the
FncultyRevic.,., Bonrdand the Dean
of the College. Pinally, he renders
hi dcci ion.
The entire process ~~ ouUined
in" A progr.1m oft ulty rcvtC\\ for
lti.Jvtnl ~ment. promotion nd cc.n­
urc." Tin d urncnt hw• been in
Past nnd present combined m
Earth Day 1990
rage 4 effect smce 1979.
"The recomrncndlltJons that
come to me nre not a yes or no.
There arc votes nnd behmd tltose
voLeS are many VIew It' nOt n
1mplc as a yes or no,'' commented
Mooney.
Wtth these rcc.ent fac:uhy l n
ure dcctstons. people .nound cmn
pus ex pressed concern nbou t u h 1ft
lhcy sec cumng concenung th
cnterut that tenure dec& tons arc
based upon.
"What I'm v. rncd aboull the
dtrecuon Lhe school a taAtng and
the rclntJvc rnents of pubhcnuon to
lc;Jchmg qunhty.'' comment d
Schultz
Snodgm , who :\3S reccnlJy
tenured, taLed, "I thank 1 'm scemg
a crumgc: ll's a halltOwnrd SliCk
mg to the wnuen gmdchn Th
current mfmina truuon a takmg the
three u f)'::.c..t very scnousty. You
can't be on the LC fu ulty unlc s
)'OU demonstrnlC hTgh t 1ht m the
three \1C!l ..
Related editonlll on Pnge 6
f>io Pi..:·k of tire \ Veck
Corporate Emnrcmmt:ntolrsts?t
rage 12
L~·ft-Frel and Sut' FrelJ:<>, Dr. Robat B. Pamplin, Jr., Ann ...,win fell
ansi t\hcltael Mooney gat Iter tog~lhe l1cf ,,,. tl1r: mmounCt;7tJent.
r\ bout• -Student" Cobv Holley awl Clny \Vatl w ton ltllk to u per TICClive
o;ludenl while tht'V owuit Prcsitlt11t 1\-lidratll\loolley\ :.-path
Ad v.mccrnent Comm iucc. '' c.Jix­
tingui h~·d Cl' i 1~ 1dcr, phtlanthru ·
pi,l, authur unc.J pr 'idcnl ot R.R.
Pumplin CQI'p( ruuon. he h also un
nlumnus who earn d three dCb'leCS
I rum L . He t contribuung ~I
mtllion ll) endow the ch:ur.
The ch<ur m the nmuntl 1cnces
ch' tston v. 111 be ll:llll"U U1 h n,Jr lll
Wlllturn Swmrlcll , Sr., ,, pronn­
ncnt ( lregon lumbcrm '" md toundcr ol the regon C'omrnuntty
roundau'"'" · He \I.U~ a mcmtxs ot
the Boan:t ol Tru too' fr~.'m 19 S to
19 ~ 1 and "a" hie tru'ICC unuJ hts
dc.;.;.llh in 19 . Ill lncnd"''" lttmtl
uro endo, .. ·mg th ch.ur IN I nul­
han.
MMg.m s ld 11. p l p~ uJ nt
,Jf I '" ts rutd t l.t rk cullc ''-' fmm
194-to 196C.l. "'II he h "''red h)
CtmlitWt\1 1111 ru f. 2
\.: Prominent author to peak
Bel1 H ks. nuthor. columnist nnd prof c. ·sor, \\Ill "'f'Cak on "Race..
\!a s nnd Gender and ~lt lntcNXtions on ~tonday, Apnl23, 7:30
p m .. in the Council Chamber-; The lecture as fru and open to the
public ~
Hool; ~ is a columm-.t for Zeta mag81.inc: and author of Ain't/ a
Woman:BiacJ.: Wom~nand F~minism;Ftminbt TMo :FromMargin • to Ctnttr, and Talldng Bact: TJUrtJ:ing Ftminist, Thinking Black
Hoo~ tC3ches Afro-American studtcs ar Oberlin College and has
alo;o t.:lught at Yale Univers.ny. the Umversaty of C~hfomaa :at Sanm
Cnu. San Fransi~KO St.alC Unrver.;iay, Occadental College lbe Unavcr­
si[} of Cahfomu at Rlvcrsidc. lllld the University of Southern Califor-
• 013. ~
Herl~twe i · ~•ponsorcd by a LC collcgedas on Soctal, HtstoricaJ
and (thtcal Perspccti\'C.\ on Education t:lught b) Zaher Wahab, the LC
Student Academic Affatl"i Board, and the LC Lectures and Concerts
Affairs Commil1Ce.
Paul Barney Prize senior
nominations needed
The Paul BameyPrileforContnbuuon toC'ampu"Llfe IS awarded
annually to the member of the scniort lass who most closely exempli­
fies the contribution to campu~ life ch.ar:lcterisnc of the latc P.c1ul
Same), member of the clnss of 19 3.
Paul's time at LC was mar'-cd by a love of life, strong ocadcm1c
performance, intellectual curiosity. a strong sense or humor and full
participation in intercollegiate athteucsand the .residence hall in which
be lived. He was acknowledged by all who knew him a~ bemg of the
highe.sL personal integrity.
Nomin:wons for this award can be sem, in the form of a lcuer
containingsuJ'POfUDg matenal forthenorrunee, wbomusl beasemor,
to LC boA 171 aun. Mark DuntJey. no later than AJX11 30, 1990
A commmee m:lde up of faculty. students and staff members wtU
review lhe noma.necs and select a finaltsL Qucsuons can be answered
by lark DuntJey at e~t.6691
Year end trips offered by
College Outdoors
College Outdoors is offering two mps after school ends this June.
The trips are called Hike the Grand Canyon and Sea Kayak lhe San
Juan Islands.
The Grand Canyon trip is a I ()..day adventure through spectacular
scenery, tf) tal water and some of the most wonderful swimming
hole.s around. The drama and intrigue of thls natural wonder are
beyond comparison.
The SanJuan uipoffe:rs theparticip3nl.seven daysofse3 otters and
bald eagles, tranquil bays and hot s~ngs. The lsJands are protect.ed
and the water is good for the experienced and begmner alike.
The Grand Canyon adventure is S325 while sea byaking in the
San Juan Islands will cost .$185. These prices include food. transpor­
~tion, equipment, training (if appropriate), camping fees and ferry
tJcl-ets. Departure dates are nextble '"'ith final schedules. These ttips
o~fer an cxcel!ent opponunity to be in majesuc places before slatting
a Job Of' returnmg for wnmer school. For further infonnation drop by
the College Outdoors office or caU ext 6767.
Japanese scholarships
offered for fluent students
Each year the Minisuy of Education, Science and Culture
(MONB.USHO) in. J3pllll offers a limited number of scholarships to
pezsons uucrested an pursumgJapaneseStudicsruaJapane.c;e uni\'cr­
~ly. These scholarship pro\· ide ~tudents with an ini.Cnsive program
m Japanese as weU as the opponWlily to learn more aboul other
subjects relating Lo Japanese culture.
C:andidates select~ are gi'-"el13 monthly stipend of appro~imately
Y 135.500, transponanon to and from Japan, and UJition. ApplicantS
chosen to p::uticipa.t.e will tudy 3l a Japanese univer;;ity selcct.ed by
the Ministry of Education from October, t990,to September. 1991.
Applicants should be U.S. citizens, allc:lSt 18 ye4rS and less than
30 years of age as of October 1, 1990 and have completed their
S?Phomore or 2nd year at an undergraduate instimtion which empha­
s•zcsJapa.neselanguageorother , wdies rtlaled toJapan.lnaddition
a certain le".eJ of prof1eiency in the Japanese language is required. '
Applicauons should be compte Led and submiucd by May 4, 1990
to the Consulate-General of Japan in Portland. A wnuen test and
interview wiU then be conducted for all applicants who ha\le submit­
ted applications .
Questions concemiog this scholarship can be directed to lhe
Consulaae-Gentra.J a1 (503) 221-1811. Office hours are Monday
through Friday from 9:00 to 12:00 p.m. and 1:30 to 5:00p.m.
PAGE2 LC to have three new faculty chairs LC top
Co~ttiuuetl from Page One
th' naming ol the nc\\ humanities
ch:ur. Under his lc.Jdcrohtp Albany
College became l cw1s and Clark
College and moved toll" prcscntlo.
<":ttion. The chair is endowod for
1.2 million provided for by fncnds
of President Odell and LcwtS nnd
Clark Alumm in response toa$240,
000 challenge grant form the Na
tional endowment for the Human t­
Ile.,, A majority of the funds are being donated by an anonymous
~urcc and Coc Mnnufoctunn g
Company. Panofthccndowmcnt'~
eammgs will be used tO purchase
book-s ond jOurnals in the humnni­
tte ·.
ln light of th1s announcement ,
however, some students arc con
cemed at the use of the new funds
.. It as ~ceUcnt that they got the
money." ~cd tudent Knsl.3 Olsen
Incoming tudents to be more
''intere ting, elective''
BY "'Ml!ERI y ARAN
o\s the 1989-90 school year
comes toaclo .~;C, many may wonder
wh:u'~ tn o,;tore for the future. What
are the d~mographtcs of incoming
freshmcn1 Will nc~l year be Slmi­
lar to this ycnr? What, tf any. waH
~me of the changes be?
Peter Brown. Dean of Admis­
Slons beltcvc.." that the 1990-91
school ycz may well be the mo t
pmmtstngo neever. This year2,205
.;tu&nL'\ apphed Ahhougb that
number IS vmually the same as last
}'~.uas sulla much larger nwnbet
than the spar-e 1,305 who apphed
in 1985
• We have admiued the same
amount of students," Brown saJd.
)' et we have been more selccuve
It tsgeuing increasingly tougher for
the boring student with good SAT
score to &el in. We want mterest
mg well roundedswdenrs Wehke
to see lots of motivauon .. T h 1 s
year's applicants averaged a 3 4
grade point and a 1070 SAT scae,
only slightly htgher than last year's
students.
"We have admaued 22 pereent
more (students] from Oregon than
last year, .. Brown saJd. "and nearly
doubled our acceptance of tudents
from ntinois and WtSCOn$"tn . We have rcceaved basically lhe same
number of apphcauons from Cah
fomta, Washmgton and Alaska in
companc:on to last year, but have
decreased by about 20 percent m
Colorado and Minnesota "
"Because we don't demand sUJ
dents to respond untll May l,"
Brown sa1d, .. u's hard to tell how
dlffc.rent thlS year's freshmen class
wtllbe ··l.astyear'sfreshmenclass
consisted of 55 percent women and
45 pcrcem men Although these
numbers aren't LhaL extreme, Brown
hopes that there Wtll be even tess of
an tmbalancc thts year Numbers
on the metal make-up of thas years
appbcants was not avruhble
Students anterested m meeting
orseemgsom eof ncxl year's poten­
ualstudentsa.rem luck 11usSatur
day. ApnJ 21, all accepted srudents
and thett parents have been mvu.ed
to Lew&S and Clark There will be a
welcome se.rvtcc in the Chapel at
9.30 a.m and a barbecue on the
Manor House lawn at 12.30 p.m.
"We are expecting around 400
people," Brown satd, .. and would
gaeatJy appreciate the mvolvement
of other LC swdents." lf you have
• • any quesuons or suggesuons, con-
tact Marilyn Forbes-Manin at ext
6601. "lhcy have a real opportunity 10
accomplish 'ground brcuking'
thing~"
Saad Olsen, "It would be g~
if they htrc new faculty. but they
hould recognize lhe undcrrcpre .
scntaLJon of women. people of cohr,
gays and lesbmn •• She also et.
pressed concern over the crcattOn
of three presugJOus, well prud poSJ
uons when some c~cellcnlle<lc.htn
are bemg refused tenure. rY ]o.'JA n ION Cow
~ n m PioNru U
LewJs and Clark
on some pcrforman c:
week or thas tcnn. 1
7:00pm Apnl23rd
· stage of lhe t.h
There arc lhrce 1
Jllg these pcrfoll)
oanielle McClclh
andBarry l
Barry Pack. whc
lricce callled .. sand yr
piece is fraught 1
small kiuens Wltl
asked tocxplnm hes
Pacific
tY RUSTY Snces
Edllorlat Board ~mE PIONEEA LOG
Laurie M11thcws. &htor m Ch1ef On Apnl6, a fer
Debora Jorgensen. Managing ""'''.u1
Rustarn Kocher, News Editor; •~ :ifit·C Uruversuy 11
Jenny Brown. Forum Editor: Julie toovmOtllS leuer theca
Venable3:, Features Editor; •~ulaiassaull, mutili
Tom Pc:reyn. Sporu Editor; Man ·~ leu.cr referred
Smith. Pubbck Occw•cnces, tat:Jon as bcmE
onya Kocher, Photo Edltor. M authors of the 11
Lun. Produellon EdJtor; of the Jetter wa
Jess1ca Lcwu. Copy EdJtor; Scou being a Lesbaan.
Srruth, Adverta~mg Manager; Den~S~~I JI.'IIIL"I closed with I
Webber. Circulation Manager 'Heil" tart In response to th1 Davtd Adams. KJmbetly Ar1U1. R""'·'·ltas
HarldO, Stwe Bcrutet. Came scheduled for tl1
Sharon Cru, Tony OavLS. Yulo 18 &L PU &n i
Eguch1. Soon Erickson. Jeanrue student )
Gwtter, Leslie Jorgensen , Malia five lewiS:
Morley, Sb.IMOn MulllSOO. Eilca\ assembled an 6
Ntttler. Don Paul Mtes,e Rc:mmen. lO carpool tO 1
Dakota Smith, Du1na Turco. Shel.b but before the :
Ward. Oavtd Web$cet, JelfYomt& I under way, Meg
Photographers forPU an
Rob Pearson. Mark Peterson. Ken students at ,
Poppex, Marc Scholland
Computer Consultant
Rob Dtllmg
Advbor
Peu:r Christc:nson, 0epL of Conrunu­
Cha.a CA. I .I. t
Por
Graduation is almost here!
0
If you want to buy a Macintosh at the great di count
prices we have to offer, you have to act oon! Once
you graduate, we can't help you out. Our contract
with Apple stipulates that you MUST be a tudent to
buy. So before the party starts, come see u .
APRIL 20, 1990 • PARTSI'AOO (
• MICE (SEAfAL ,
• FLOPt'V DAtVI
• MODeMS (IH"Jl
• HAAO DAfVES
• CGA.IEOAIVQ
• 84/'fO t KEY
COMPll'l'lt
t0!4 S.W. Tayt
POATLA.~. Ofi
20, 1990 W,
th
Cl')
dil
Kt
~
C(
m y. • muy to
:aking'
be great
mtlhey
errcpre.
:>f colcr,
llso Cl·
;J'C3UOl!
lid posi.
.each en LC to put on three performance art pieces
n· foSAll-ION CoURl.A Y
!OR nm PioNrr.R Loc
Lewis nnd Clnrk will be putung
on some pcrJonnancc nrt in the tenth
fiCck of lhts term Auditions are at
7:00p.m. ApnJ 23rdand24thon the
tDJ,in stage of the theatre.
There arc three :;tudcnts direct-
111g these performance pieces.
Daniclle McClelland, Jonathon
(jourlny and Barry Pack.
Barry Pack, who i~ directing a
~ccccal lled "sandyn 'lois." says that
li) piece is frought with chainsaws
sxlsmall kiuen ~wathoutuuls When
asked to explaan he sun ply wrapped hisscarfughteraround has ncc.k and
saad "Meat as Munter, man." Inside
sources say that hts piece i'i nbout
how we lose our tdcntit.ic..' as we
sank deeper and deeper mto roman­
tic relaoonships.
Danielle McOclland is direct­
ing a piece called "Love Letters
from Nowhere". McClelland says.
"Conuary to popular belief No­
where is not the Biuaro World,
rather it is like a gigantic Fred
Meyer's that just goes on and on
and on ......
Jonathon Gourlay'~ piece is
called '1"he Bag Bad Wolf." Gour-lay says thnt u is ··unfonunatc thai
Mapplcthorpc. ha:, already done the
whole naked children, hornosuual
bondage thing bcxause I had that
idea first." This piece concerns the
Lribubtion~ of an old werewolf as
he hungnty stalks through the for­
est.
In each case. the ~sts of the
pieces will h<.~ve a great deallO do
with developing lhe scripL Thus
the art will be a unique medley of
music. dance. poetry and whatever
else is put in there. The motto for
these pieces is "Realism be damned!
Let's get funky! ..
Pacific University student threatened
RUSTY SIKES
~ nm PJoNEE.A Loo
Ch1tC On April 6, a female student at nounce lh.at the rally had been
cancelled at the request of the stu­
dent who rece•ved the death threat.
Accordmg to O'HarJ, the sw­
dcnt has received several more let·
tersthreatcningherlif e. M~.O'Harn
stated lhatlhe police h.a ve taken this
as a serious threat and are currently
anvestigating . No suspccL~ have
been found. but the fingerprint of a
posstble suspect may ha\'t been
found on one of the letters. O'HarJ
went on to say that the ~tudcnt is
terribly frightened and is afraid of
the publici(}' surrounding the inci­
denL The publicicy referred to wa~
not onJy the scheduled mlly, but
also the fact that the lhrealCncd
studem·s name had been leaked to
the press and the p~\S h<ld ~tated
the1r mtenoons of using her name
on the news. House for an infonnal discussion
on the incident Students ~pressed
their concerns on ISSues of homo­
phobia. rncism and se~. The
general feeling among the as­
~mbled students was a mu ofoul­
ragc and fear tha.L such a senseless
net of hate could happen in these
times. One of only two faculty
member.> in :mcndance at the im­
promptu rally noted the lack of
:\Uppon from LC faculty and ad-~ J;4illllll ,l•~·"'.fic Umversity ~ived an an-
lilOr; :o}mOu ·Jeuer threatening her With
r: Julie as:sauJt.mutilationanddeath.
~r. h J letter referred to er .sexua r.Man
iCeS, J:rienta1uon as being repugnant lO
MeUSI.II authors of the leucr. The au-
!1',
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Yuki
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Maha
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:mmers.
, Sheila
Youna
Ill, KCD
ld
ll
t M,.. of the letter wanted to kill her
being a Le."b•an. Th\i unsigned
tcr closed wath tht Na1j term
ln response 10 the leuer. a rally
scheduled for the afternoon or
18 at PU m support of the
eatene<J student Approxtmately
C\'elllY five leWIS and Clark sw­
E;Ill.) assembled an front of Watzek
...... , tO carpoollO the demonstm­
but before the students could
under way, Meg O'Hara. Dean
u<lell ts for PU and former Dean
students at LC, arrived to an-
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20, 1990 Weekly ASLC Update
The purpose of the ASLC update is to provide a means of communi­
calion between the Associat.cd Students of Lewis and Clark {ASLC)
Student Council and the Lewis and Clark community by infonning the
campus of the events and activities of the LC stu~e nt govemmenL .
The following is a summary of what the Councal has accomplished m
the pasl week. . .
•The regular mceung time for ASLC Student Councd •~Thursdays at
5:30p.m. in the ASLC lounge. . .
•The ASLC Student Council allocated S160 from llsconungency to
renew its membership in the American College Union-lntcrna uonal.
•The ASLC Student Council allocated S500 from its contingency to
• • OSPIRG. in order to pay for the Earth Day celebrauon acuvaues.
·The ASLC Student Council allocated S2000 for the LC shuttle
• semcc.
·The ASLC Swdcnt Council aUcx:.ated S500 to be used for lf':linang
new counctl members.
·Darcy Valentine and Geoff Owen were appointedSwdentsat L3tgc
for the Student Council.
• AU those CUJ'J"Cntly serving on, or interested in serving on faculLy,
administrative or trustee commntees please contact Li1 Friedman or
leave: a message in the ASLC lounge.
•Copies of the ASLC Constitution can be obtained in the Information
and Programming Office, IOClted in the ASLC lounge.
•Copies of the No Fault Function Checklist can be obtained in the
I and p office localed in the ASLC lounge. This chcckh t is helpful an
organizing all sons of activities on campus.
•An ASLC bulletin boord i.s currently on d~ play directly across from
the Trail Room ne:u to lhe B ore. Watch that bootd for infonnntion
concerning all a.~pccts of -wdent govemmcnL
• Any student group who needs meeting pace can resc:rve the ASLC
lounge by contacting ASLC Seaetary Marocline Cantcrbur)' in the
ASLC lounge or at exL 6797.
For further information on student government. call ~L 27~. drop
a note in box 140 or visit the ASLC lounge.
Student Voice
A new feature of the ASLC Update. Student Voices. will provide
description.4\ of important coUege commiuecs on whi h tudents serve.
os wcU o.s a liaL of \hQ3C ~ml\lout3 .
llfE TEMPLETON RENO VA TJON CO~fMJTTEE:
Formed to deu:nninc in what ways the Templeton College Center
will be changed and impoved. this committee in Judes fow swdents.
The commitlee last met on Wednesday, April 11. The swdenLS
currently sening on this commiuee are Liz Friedman, box 759: Meru
Gronberg, box 855. BiU Qutub, box 1961: and Eric Taussig. boA 2599.
If you have an~ questions. concerns or suggestions n1gntding the
Templeton renovation, please wnte lO one of these swdent re~nl:l ·
Lives.
ThepurposcofCrintt«atisLOmakelheLewi>andCtartcommunaty ,
mote a·w3te of crime on campus. By ettaung an aw-Jreness. it is the
Los"s intention to help mcmbels of lhe LC commmtity protcctlhcm­
sclves from being victimiled. Lisls~ compiled from Security at pons.
Alert ~--curity at J.2n9 or 0 if an~ tbing unWiU3l is observed.
4/12 Templeton-lmpro~ly secured coin bO es on copy machines.
S36. 75 stolen.
4/12 Hownrd-Stucknl refuSe.'<~ lO pick up a Domino"s Piaa.
4/13 Platt-BB gun oonflSCltcd.
4/16 Gate S-Towed vehicle.
4/17 Bodine office-S50 in postage ~mps stolen.
01' 8~LL Y OANCINO
Birthday Orams • Lessons • Costuming
PACE3 -, ================================== =II-I PE f)J~Sl'
• IS an ar
UY RUST AM ~OCHH( A.'ID
DiinBit· )o 1-~~t: •
'1 wcnty )C.'li'S ago. 1~ F •• mth
c.clebrntro its ll,..-;1 ofllcinl tribute.
Ennh Da'. Tht' unday mark th~ •
tw·cnucth anmv<:-r..ary 01 uuu prc-
mtc.re en' aronmcntal enlighten·
mcnt-Earth Da 1990. Vanou'
It "W and nauonal 3 livuies hn' e
bc:cn gomg on th•.-. "'t "'-· rang­
mg Jrom d.mcc,,, t~ "h·in"
and I llU'C<aodcmonstrJ·
rjon.,., nn c h1bitS and
JHlPJX'I hO\\ S, With
a ma.~h c list of
C\ COL'-planned
lor Sunda ', April
22.
Tl1c original~ D-.tY
was nm a celebration 'Ul h
a-.thi )C3r".s,butad3yonv.hich
thous:.tnds of people made their
voi e heard m America'~ poli1 ical
ystcm. This outpouring ol public
opmion twenty ycarsJ~o has had an
immenscerfccton the cn\·ironment
tn "h1 h "c now live, for it pushed
man • bill through congress con­
cerning llutionanden,ironmcntal
protection. Today, we Lake these
same law almo~l for grunted, foJ­
getung "hal lnndmark lcgislnuon
the) were m lhetr time.
One 01 the ongin:ll thankers
b<>Jund Earth Day is Dems Hayes, a
smdcnt during the hrst Eanh Day.
no" the cllair of Earth Day 1990.
He urgc.s studcnlS to gc.t m ·ol\'cd
wtlh the event swung, "·tudcn~
tuJ\ephl)ed31lmtegrnl roletn bring­
mg envuonmcnml concerns IntO rhc
LC Schedule
4f22 EAR Ill fr\T •90
11 a m lO 6 p m~ Lo'>l.er Campus
Band.s P· rf~-rma.!
1 1 a.m Am'\1 Nash and
\hawn Palkington
J 1:30 a.m.: Amv Millet •
12· 0 p.m.: JonSirkus
AN EQ Al. OPPOR flJ 'IT\' CJP­
PO RT l"JT\',_;Thc Ben Linde: B11·
gnde now sc:d:mg sclf-rnouvntod,
group oriented arn.sts, ucu,·ists and
kiUcd and un.s.kalled workers for a
People 01 Color Bngade 10 Nil.-aragua
tlus fall. Call Portland Connto Si~t~
Caty f7oJCCl. 233-5HH
Roonunat.e want.ed [or one room avail·
able in a three bedroom apt Wuhc:t/
dryer, Sl8S per month. Neu SL Vin
~~ HospaiJll.. ava.tUblc May 1. Tcr­
eu days @t 220-2246 &. c:vc-5@ ~n-
5908 Needutra CA!>h? We Cllll
PAGE 4 lorelrnnt of th • American potiticnl
con~ iousnc.._,:· He: furtht r a "CTL"
th.llll "a-. -.tudC'nts, "ho in tht: spon
of only a ll" months < atapuh~d
the ;,._uc of cn\'ironmt.nt.al concern
lO Lhe tore front of the polil.icrtlland-
lf)C
\\'hill' .,orne group" 01 ruse cor­
pomUC\ns of Jumpmg on th<' pro·
Ycrbinl band" ngon an proclaim-
ing Ennh D.l)' rhetoric. lhc
g,ncml ntm of E:trth D l}
rhis ·c.'\r rend-. to focus
on cdurming the
general popula-
"-tion as to what
· ~" / they tan do to help
.,:~ '/ allev1alc the cnvtron·
'""-';'"./ mtnwl prohlcms v. c arc
<.c.,/ currcmly racc.d "•th Paper
companies and n..::wspapers pub-
lish anir.lc.s detailing wu) s the av­
crnge consumer can contribute to
the reduction and elimmation of
solid w:Nc ..
Many other largC' corpol'ation~
are taking part in Earth Day by pro­
ductng more cnvaronmcnLally con-
ious produn~ wath biodcgrntfublc
or rec)clablc p.aclmgmg, and spon­
soring public crvtcc ndvcntsing
campatgns designed at educating
the American catizcn on \\ hnl they
can do to help slop pollution and
cn\'ironml'nUII dcstrucuon
l\1ost ol lhc acllvtucs t.his wee\\
havcconcrmcd recycling, cnvtron­
mcntal awarcni!SS in the household,
a" arenc.s s mthc ynnl and hopptng
prn ·uces. ns well a':i different wa) s
ro contribute 10 the fight agninst
1:30 p.m. BREAK. At this time,
there 1o\' ill be a tree plantJng and
b1o·rcgion toun.
3 p;m Grant Rcmmington
4:30p.m : Mo7. Wright
p.m : Elect.nc Road Apple.s
4f2.ij Tuch In ~/OilOQ I }ons
·1 p m to ~ p.m , Lower Campu~
(Evaru 1t 11 rains)
provtdc you Wt•ckcnd nnd/ox weekday
crnploymcnl thut wdl acconuxlnte youx
class schedule:. Flexible how:c: und
locations Mo~1 pbs SS/hour nnd up.
Call M1ke or tc\ e @' U3-U14
WIN A H \\'AllAN V.\C\fJO'\
OR Ul<~ S "JH I• '\ f\' PLl \ R '\J~I
f• I 0 S1400 11'1. J S I' 10 U n \!II
Objccllvc: : Fundra.ua
CommJUnc:nt: Mirurnal
Monr:y Rat~c Sl400
Co•.t /no lnvesunent
Campu.' organiratiuns, clubs, frat&,
&Qtonllu c:all OCMC: (800)932-0528/ JX11lutiun nnd cnvtronrncnlal clc-
• strucuon.
tany Earrh Day~ have come
nnd gone sin' c the oragmal one,
mo~t ot rhcm m gcn~ml nnon)'&nity.
Yctthts year's Enrlh Da ·seems to
be sorncthmg SJX'Ci;\1, for the pub·
liciry surrounding il ts grcutcr than
e'er. Th~·re as prohably no one
... pc inl ro.t ... on why it b su h an
occurrence. but a cnmhmarion ol
~lohal wannmg, the nppro.tchmg
., l't C('ntury and the''' cmicthanni·
VCTSUI) lllll)' hdp C:\plain why.
Whatever the reason, Eanh D~•y
1990 seems to be on tn1 k to betng
perhaps th~ large..'' cnvaronmcntal
mo"cmcnt to date invoh mg mnybe
half the Untied <;Ultcs popuiJuon.
along "tlh numerous group~ from
counlrics around the globe
One mujor problem tn -\mcrica
i. the garbage overload 4md our
rapHII)' filling land·llll"· Every
Amcncan gcncr.trc.' aboul one ton
of garbage: every year, and Lhis
number can be cut signihc!ln tly by
TCC)Cling. Paper, glass, alumin­
mm, plasllc . un, oil, and many
Other things can be recycled inC\ cry
large city m ;\mcnca.
Yard debri makes up a large
pcrccnt!lgc of America·~ landhlls
ul.,o. Composunp and chipping up
that dcbri" has a large impact
Disposable d&aJX.r.s also make up a
large and potentially d:tngcrouC\ part
of,\mcrica's landfills. Oispo~hlcs
are nm only nonbtOtlcgruuabh:, but
they con~ain potcntmlly daS('_.•~c­
currymg excrement in them. 'I he
Dana Lyons in Concert
9 p.m. to midnight. place 10 be
lll'UlOUnced. ct.ll Holly at sorA. 293-
6763 for cktual5.
Other eventll
Nc" S·lfllC$, owaronmentally !tound
food booilis. childrcnc:• environmental
art display, bubbles, tree plnnll.ng,
carpooling <:ign-up booth. erw1ron
(800) Q"iO 8-172, c t.l 0.
\I I 1 'I 10' GOV!< R'\1\H NT
~ll/loJ) \Hfl< I l·"i from ~100 .
fc rd Mcrccdc• . ( • n cllc.'i, ht~vy.
Suq1lus buy\!tli guide: ltmtcrested c.ul
1 602-838·8885, CAl. t\ 12200,
\'f II '110'\ Go\'gR'\\H '\I
IIO~lt ~ hum S 1 (lJ repwr l.)dan
qucnl IAA property Rcpn "C5 ions. Call
1 602·M)8. 888 , cAl. CJ I I '22tH).
1\ I I r T J 0 N: I· 1\ R '\ M 0 1<: Y
Rl'~AIJl:'\-(~ UO()K\ 1 \32.000/)'L'IU -
e Tl1
(lust fur 1 he Rccor<
"If you arcn l m it,
Somcwhu\, bet,
Ltbr..try tl11s Wtdn
than words.·· In thi
homo~:<ual letter);
appeared in an ,td f1
sggressivc homopt
of the studcm' s per
s ut commming tJ
excerpted lorm on n
a rally at PU 1n sup1
for a ndc, etc.).
Jerry Frankhn; Chtcf Plant Ecologtst for the U S forest CX?rvtet·
spoke at Agnc nanagan Cha}">CI I~ht Tuc')()ay. ~ ~ K.w,,R._ As the stud~.:onlS 1
()uln or StudcnLs at
the raJly hud bc<..n <
media (mcludmg rc
newsworthy event
stones Thts, O'llr
be callro off and th cost of reusablcs and a d1apcr SCJ'\
• c 1s also cheaper m the long run
The global warmmg trend ts also
an occurrence of which people are
growmg more aware for they arc
beg~nning to understand that it could
possibly hapJ)I:n "Hhin their lifc.­
~pan. Global warmmg could mc.t.n
droughLC\ 10 some actus or lhc world,
flood~\ m others. dcStrt expansion,
and WJdC p~d crop fJIIUrc I'C.'\Ulr·
ing in world-wide famine, along
wilh ri,ing oceans and the C}ttinc­
uon of many spcctes of plant~ and
Wtldlift>
The cause of global warming is
Lhc tncrca.w of carbon dtOAJdc m the
fl..arth <: atmosphere Mnny dtffcr
cnt lhmgs have led to thts increase
m CO, but the bumang of fossil
fueh and foresL'i 1s the prune con­
tnbutor. couplc.d with the ovcrh~ U'·
mental info booths, initintive
• • • pctattonmg
Additional Events:
Envaronmental cducauon pro~ram
(sk.it, puppet show, an project) for
elementary school kads. CIUllflU" uudit
(after EArth Day). mformational
poster set1e~
mcome pott:ntan.l Dctruls, I b02 8J8
8885.~ 1 bk 1200
Stut.lc.onts who w\Sh 10 c.stablhh a pen
p.u with n Jli:rliOn from 01 forcigncoun·
try ~hould send their nnmc:, .sddtC'!\,,
ugc. ~~ and COUOU'ICS of inlctc~l to'
Dt. Don Pcrk.U\5, Oregon Oep.utrncnt
of Education, S alcm. Oregon Q711 0
or cnll (50'\) 378 5585. Currently
mterc.c:t.s cltisl! lor pen p.tls loc&~tcd 10
Japan und ·rurkcy
If ynu wllltl to plda cJ c ltunfr~d cui,
contort the ad m.a.na.Rcr. l'ro~n Log
01 btl~ 2 I or i".XI 2 70 I vcsung of Lhe world' fore..~ts; U'Of
c.al and othcrwtsc. Now tht-. scncs<
more lund than 1 ha
left a number of q1
gathering outside rh There arc many other
whtch. tf large numbers or pcop!
txx.amc consctou' of them, wou
have a SJgmftcanttmpacr on Lhc
vironmcnl. and even if only a
people did, it would '\LtiJ mak<.-a
fcrcncc. Acl.ivtues hke pu 'COaSt~ l Wmona wa~ JU~ minimally pad.agcd goods, noc
ing to ic house-hold ( hcmicals, mmding her own 1
purchasmg ucms produced from plating homophob
derccating in a co dangcrcd umrnals, u"tnS lc.liS \\ Suddenly her sccu and energy. usmg mass tronspon
uon and much much more. Onis run tn. "Hun)
he culled. ''Pull u A good guu.Jc m many of th Pre idem Moonbc
way'> you can make a pos1uve Prc..c;tdcnt Pl'd<.r ,
pac.t upon the cnvtronmcnt ts headed thiS WU}' ' -;rx.ctal Earth Day section the un"' "Why'1 VYmon gom m published Sunday. Apnl
J<)9(), Dig it out of your rccyc emerged from her
the Mannered Ho~ pile and rc~d up!
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A.rru~ty lntcm.ltlOn.al
APRIL 20, 1990 rooms of its own1'1
"r don'tknow."(
"But I saw a bunch
Uvt parents in thci1
Just then, Lhc he
figures but:>t mto t
room ' WH-\ T'S
HFRE?" they st rc
son.
''Wcwcrejustul
room tnc.1lH1CS t
Wmonn, innocent
Will tE
To nn~ El)rroR:
t believed that I
be u great one. Wil
of th~ pa.'t prc .. ict 1
ncr, t believed tha
mcnt ot faculty \\:
pa t. Am I mistal
started .l new cr,l
circum stance.."')
As many ol yoll
C' li'Ol CaJX lh of th
mcnt wa" not ll..'n ul
she ts not th~ only
is the cntcrw lor
ousl)' ll ha" noth
srudcnt mput on
we fill out each lC
have anyl.hmg lj
amount ol studcn~
cla\SC.S wtlh prof
aputudc ( whtlc t.h~
teac.hmg the exa~
get those on Lhe
li<;t) For, tf Lhese
were con\tdcred.l
-ArRIL 20, ] 99] ' . CTVlC\'1 FORU
r_t-PE DESPI'J E TilE TlMF.S
1.,h il ncing of death
(Just for I he Record, &Is Chosto w1th .m "h" and Geoffrey with an "roy." A" J R. oncc.smd,
"If you nn.·n t mit, you're out ot u.'')
Somewhe re between 50 and 100 Lcw1~ and Clark student guthcrcd outside Wuuck
Ubrory tlus Wc<.lncstlay man ,1ttcmp1 lO prove lruc ilic old aduge llmt "acuons speak louder
tnan words.' In this case the "words" came in the form ot death threats-hate· filled, anti­
homo~xunl lcucrs-uctdrc.ssc.d to a Pac1ftc Univcr.,iry student. 1110 studcm' mune h:~d
appeared an an ad for the Portland Lesbian Chou and wa." thuc; stnglcd out ror t11c kind of
aggressive, homophobic uuack that ensued Sent anonyrnou ly <&nd d scribmg just enough
of the student's personal lilc and cHcciS to prove tltar th uuthor(s) hud scriou ly tJ1oughL
3 ut commiumg the atr 'ilic.-. dc.o;;cribcd therein, these spiritual letter-bombs uppr..nrcd in
e~c. rplcd (arm on flyers SU'atcgtcally strewn about our campus, urging LC tudcnt.s touucnd
a rally at PU in support of their intended VJcllm (we were told to meet at the library at 5:30
(or n rille, etc.).
As the. \tud~nLii stood waiting for aH those nccdang ndcs to amvc, Meg O'Hara (fonner
Ocnn ol Students at LC and currently filhng the same position at PU) arrived to announce that
the rully had been canc<.llcd nl the student's request According to O'Jlarn, vanous local
media (1ncludmg tdcvJston stauons) had not only dcctded to cover the rully as a potentially
newsworthy event, but were commmcd 10 the tdea of runntng tllc student s name 10 their BY GEOFFREY PEARD
directed ag~ainst homosexuals. l•usl, uncJ perh;.tpS mosr obvious w those who know very much
ubout the events surroumhng the rally cunccllution, why did Lhc mcdin h.tvc to thvulge the
identity oftJ1cstudcnt? Arc our localjoum:tlistsso irrcsponsihlen!;notto reah7.c tharthc mom I
of this story lic.c; not in the p.ain of one person, singled out in nn ISOlated an tancc of hmc­
mongcring. hut in the luct th.ll t11is kintl of violence happens repeatedly and pcrv.tdcs u 1cty
in which homophobia as consitlcn.'.d normal. an acccpUlble ,mrt ol the su.11us quo? Indeed. one
would thmk that even af the student involved were 001 assocaatc.d wuh the ?ora land Lcsbwn
Choir that our local media would be concerned with Lht; graphic violence dc...~nbcd in the
letters an and of itself. Would the media divulge the wdcm's nume if homoseAualtty h td not
been an issue? Of course. this last que tion i hypothetjcal. but I think these questaon
illu.tmte the ncod for us to support this student, whether thas means r.1llyang pubhcly and
loudly or quietly and with force.
._._.-... _---...~ sLorics This, O'llara went on to c~plai n, was why the student had requested lhat the rully Recogniting thauhcsc tncid nLHake place may well be the ''moral" ol tlli very real rory.
bUl changing thing requires that we deal with what a ~•' hand, numcly fl PtJ student who, it
seems to me, i~ very much 1n need of support. As she wus spcakang. J could noi help noucmg
that Meg O'Hara wore a pink t.ri.mgle paper-clipped between the buttons of her hirl. Tha
emblem, which homosexuals were forced to di play on their clouting tn N ui Germany thus
condemning them to public ridicule and the horrors of the conccn~.ration camps, has tx-...cn
taken by many of those concerned with tllC nghts ofhomo~xua ls to symbolize ll1e refusal to
accept such a <;ituuuon aguan: it has bc<.omc o ~ymbo l rorrcmcmbenng th.IL .. silcncc= death."
rt was (and 1s) an appropria te metaphor for a dismal suuutton. A' I sat on the curb h tcntng
to the reason· ''why," 1 could not help feeling lhat tllis Pl student. as well asalltho.,e willmg
to rally to uppon tllis tudcnt, hJd been silenced. only this time acuon dactn't pea_k louder
than words, words spoke louder than other words. So much for vcrbOsuy and .tllthc hot usr
on the news tonight. be called off and thus u wa~
n, WUUl Now thtsscncsol evcnL<>{and the story J relnyabovc IS equally longer. morccomp le~ and
more lund tlum 1 have lime or space logo tnto w11hout burying the potnt of this editorial) has
left a nurntxr of qu~tions 10 my mind, some or which. I hope, are shnrcd by both those
gathering outside the ltbr • .uy and thosesimplyconccmcd with vmlcnce, paniculnrly violence
m the
1ly a
n.kc ""~~'
Winona was ju"l sitting Lhcrc, s,not . d' h . d icals, mtn ang cr own mm • contcm-
from plating homophobic graffiti and
•ss dcfccaung m a ct>-cd bathroom
;n·~ :rvut\.1 Suddenly her second be t fncnd
Onis ran m "Hurry, hurry, Wm' rc he culled, "Pull up your pamsl
IY of President Moonbeam and Vice­
President Pl'dt..r Wayncson are
hc.tdoo 1h1s way."
v'"'' Why?" Winona asked a-. she
DRTI cmcrgc.d lrom her stall. ''D< ·sn 't
the Mannered House have bath-
rooms of 1ts own?"
"1 don't~ow," Orusrcmarked,
"But I saw a bunch of anal-reten­
tive parents in their midst.''
Ju t then, the herd of aulllority
ligures burst mto the co~d b..tth
room. WH~T 'S GOING ON
HERE?' they strc~ hcd m unt
son.
"We were just utililing the bath
room lac.tlitics here.· rcphcd
Wmona, mnoccntJy swung the obvious to the obliviou ...
"Boys and girl.; together!" cried
one huge and ethtcally-mc<hcval
parent. ''And in the same bath·
room! It's a ~an against God! And
isn 'tn against the constilulion 'l"
'Whose consmution arc we
talktng about?" Orus inquired.
.. Arc you a stutknt here, young
man?'' asked Prc.su1cnt M n·
bc.1m Onis nodded yes.
"Then shut-up." Turning to the
anal rctcnlivcs,Moonbt:.mt smiled
shd.ly <tnd said, ow I kfloy,
some of you have c.nmpl.tincd
about the co-cducmionnl peeing
that goes on here at Love & Char­
it> lmcrgalacr.ic College ... "
'But n's not just c~crcmcn t at
1ssuc here," interrupted a parent,
The childn:n 011 lh1 · c.ollcge mu.,t
also take .-..howcrs and even bmsh
thctr Lectll nc~t to mcmtx rs ol the
opposnc sex."
'That's gender, und we're rll>l children.'' muucccd Onis. Before
1oon'='cam could reprimand Or­
us for having somctlling to say.
one ot the. parent suffered from
an c~tt.rcmc aunck of anal-reten­
tion and began hyperventilating
through her left nosu-il.
"YOU lEAN MY PRIN-
CESS IS GOING TO BRUSH
llER TEETH AT A Sl KNEXT
TO \ ROY?'' wnaLd lhe parent
'Now. now, t'.tlm down,'' said
Pl.Jd Wayncson, "I'm prepared
to capitulate to every one ol your
Vactonan "xuultaboo.•::. And you
kno\\ why? Because I like )OUt
Victonan sexual taboos. They
rcmmd me of the llnd of cavali­
erly confident authoritariani.,m
thJJl it Uikc.s 10 whip a hippic­
crilical insutuuon like Love &
Charity into £LSJl'!Ctablc order.
Right. loonlxam?"
"Sure, Petlcr. Anything to keep
the money rolhng in. Better dele-•
cnuon i a top pnonty ol mine,"
Moonlx'am SlH1.
"1 don't know why they're so
upught about the .... ual scgrcgn­
Lion of toilets, .. murmured Ortis lO
Winona. ·•It's ju~t a bunch of shit.
anyway."
"Bcucr not mention the con­
dom rnachtncs," whi pcrcd
Wino~1 LO Orti • Unlonunately,
<>he was (lvc.rh~tr,\ hv th¢ elht­
cally-mcdaev:ll parentS. who nc\\
1010 u I rcnq ul Ute thought of
plastic-c()vcrcd pcni~s in the
donn .
"SEXI OH. NOI SCAI DAL.
SCA OAI.., SCA 'DAL!" The
parcnL~ were twccked ro Lhe mh
degree. "Where 1re these eli pen -
crs of ammorJlity? W.:. mu t cJe­
slfO)' tllcm!"
"Wall," cned Onis, "If you
destroy tllc con 1om muchinc..'>,
you'renotgoingtostopsc.: ! You'll
just be cncournging unsafe sc !
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r. 1 qqo Will tenure decision cause doolll in academic future?
To 1111; F.onoR:
1 believed thm this year would
ben grc~ t one. W11h the departure
of the pa..'t pr~.,i<km, James Gnrd·
ncr, I ~licved lllll p<Xlr mnnage­
mcnt of tacuhy wa a thing olthc
past. Am I mistaken? Have we
started :1 n 'W cr~l of in sui fcrJblc
circu rnst<.lncc~{l
As many ot you may know. Dr.
Curol Capella olthc Psych dcpan
mcnt was nottcnur~d (by the wny.
she i ·not the only one) Just whi.ll
is th\,; cntcnu lor tenure? Obv1
ously 11 has noLhmg to do wtth
student mpur on the cvaluauon\
we hll out ~ch lLntl Nor dOC.'i tt
h~wc anything to do wtlll the
amount ol studenL' l. rnmmmg into
cia sc.s w&tll prok,sors ol great
apt nude (whtk the m,trgHml ones,
t~chang the C'-act -.amc c.our.,e,
get those on tlle other's wmung
list) For. af these prev&OU\ poanlS
were constdcred, there 1s no doubt
APRll.. 20, 1990 she \\ ould have been rct.aincd.
So what 1s the critcn:.t'! 'I he
quJnLH)' of credentials? An)' prot
wtll tell you thut it is nor tlte qll(m­
tif\' of page. .. 10 a rc..~rch paper
Lhat m.tkcs it gre.at, ttl the quali1
within those pages. It the prnl~ -
~ors arecxpc.ct~d to be wnling .md
pubhshing Lhcarown work, hnw m
t.hc hell an: the) ·mpposcd LO I md
the tunc to Lwch us, grodc our
papers, and plan our (.lasses)
I know fora taclth.u profc~sors
arc nol prud for the ?) plus houl'\
ovcrumc that they 'i{>cnd ar horne
work.tng on thcu classwork II u
prole. ;;or I" cxf>'! ted to work on
bcmg pubhshcd, and thot rcqutrcs
u~ing lc~ umc m l'.lCh da> tor
Lc.lchmg. then, W>ang \OffiC sort ol
logtc, we CJil denvc thJI the pro
fessorc; arc suppo'iCd to te<~ch le''
What 1s therr JOb anyway?
Not only has Dr Capelli been
denacd toconunuc hcrc.arecr here, tn an environme nt lhnt strt.S.st:S
cdllCflllOn, hut wc(hergroup} have
ul o been denied the opponunll)
tu ha\C a grem prof~ or along on
the tnp the fall/winter trip m Ar­
gcntin.t. 1 hat leaves u,.,Jtrr group,
w1thout u leader tor a talltnp (and
it i" likely that we will have two
diftercnt prole,: so~ in the coun­
t.ry, one tor ca"h temt th..tt'll be
an tnt Crt 'i( mg ntijUSUllCnt) Of all
the group!!.' partie a pants. 'he is
pcrhJps lht mo~l C\tlted to go.
)o now v. hat'' What do we do
l.l'i student,'' Do we tnfomt .l.ll ol
out I ugh st hool., and I nend., nor to
come hen.•. becau'c Lhcy won't
rc ctvc ,my bcuc.>r educauon here
than .mywhc,!rc dse '~ Do we t.cll
our parent.' that we arc trunsfer
ring to another sehool, because u'.,
cheaper to get JUSt as good ol a
mcdaocre educauon at a ·tate
.;chool? Can we expect havtng
TA -.te~chmg our classes. because the .acrunl pmfcs or i worldng on
a hook so he or he can keep her
JOb? Can .,.. c. c pcctthe qualny of
our c Juc1Jtion to hde bcetillc;e "e
are not ~mg mught by some n
.,.. hq ures about t<'_.. hing. but
mthcr, by someone "" ho only c.nrcs
it hr or -.h" g1.'1S puhh~h d? Cre­
dential don't m~n a damn thmg
tfth" protc..,.,or isn't worth .HiJmc
in ihc cla~sroom.
hM:.Cm ssu~tnge, cr.uy per hap~.
that if at \l.'uhy rcvic w ~ud gi \ c_,
~ professor a bag, ''NY lng .thumb'S
up {thc&r vote\\ 3S 6to I wfm'Or oj
ltnunnK her), the ltu~l judge
-.hould m~lk~.· the d\:ci"10n to lire
her Where do you rlcrivl! the logic
to de adc that71'l lli.Ukc., a \trong
and \\ aw (Xrson to admu that they
are wrong. Let'\ see tl our 1llustn
ous pre &dent Dr Mooney can do
1t Go on, give it a try. m.U.c the
nght dec l'iiOn it mtght make you
toel good
Jo-t:rtl MORU. 11: That' the real Immorality."
At this. tllc unal-rctcnuvc par­
ents puffed up to u collccuvcl)
humongou azc .md "ere about to
crush Oru ·for hiS 10 olen c \\hen
all ut once u pack ot cnmged
homcbrcw crs tclcportcd into the
room armed wuh keg unci tx:cr
bongs.
11Vtctonan loot !" they
hm1tc<i."YQu clon'tc.vc.n hvc hc.rc.l
We do!'' W1th th.ll rernur~ •• they
thomughly drenched the p.arcna
in homcbrc"' a lhC) ctrcled the
room rhri e. moomng M nbcam
and P~.:dcr Wuyn" on repeatedly.
"Vavn 1::.1 tudeniSI .. they cal1cd out
a" they chased the ""hole crowd ot
authonty ligures our of lhe co-ed
bathr m.
"llo"-e n l'clppy end mg.'' ighcd
Wmona.
"Actuull). Wan," uad Ortts,
''I'm afra1d th1 i just the began·
nang."
Financial aid off r
not rccomtnend d
To rnr. EorroR·
In In Bncf. Apnl 13, nn an­
noun emcm nppcarcd cncour·
a gang tud"'nts to coma 1 .m or­
g.m&l!lUon called tudem J\ -
s1 l!ln-c an\\ ch tcr, Tc n llus
• • organ•z 1t10n IS tt pnv.uc e<.un-
Pdll)' lhal is 1101 connc ted m
an)' Y.ay to Lcw1s md Clnr~ or
the Fwan tal ArcJ Otficc at
Lcw1~ und l l.uJ..:.
ln l.tCl,lhC annOUill CIIICUII
an unpJi<l uu vert a~ mem.
Finn' hkc.: · tudcnt i\ i5-
tan\;c Oller 'tudcnl\ li,ung' or
pri~at c · ht,larshtp' lor a tee.
You an ca.'ll) do your O\\n
rc.se.an:h •n the lt\\ i" und Clark
library tor free The Fmanctal
A1d OUice in Odell M tnor on
the~cond floorh.b"'-1mc ~hol­
:l.f';hip intonnauon on tale .1.!
well
LC FlNAI'CIAl. AIO OtrlC( ~
PACE c; -FOR
LE"ITERS TO THE EDITOR
1 aching ability r ch !arlin -ed batl1room eparati n ethically medieval
· htoflhereccntfacull tenured." ~ · ntsand h.I\.-e
ru1 questionsregariling wb:llapro(! ' Jobentatls.lla~
cbninistral.ion. mhirefa:ulty.b:r;eaclifferentpcrcepoonoflhe
pb desa aplloo Lhao both turlcnlS and fa ulty believe 1t hould
Wb.idl c;; more vn!ued; tC3C.hing or schol:lrshtp? StudentS have ~'ell
a fear that c:bngerous shift lS mo~r-:ing through Lc'""is and
J;btrt Decs the ud.mmi..strlnon belie"-e tha1 we should rue professat:s \li ho
ocelknt tC:!Chcrs in £a~r-or or mcdiOI:J"e .hos ~ ith ocdlent
Ot.l we want to sec our professors m the ch>srooms teaclung
do we want to see them in l.be libr:Dies rese3l'Ching ?
Pr esidcnt icllael looney comme:nud ,-rbere is not an 1nnin: · con­
~tween ~p s.:nd u::.r.hing."
When it c~ down to bow much t.une professors ha'l"t in lheird.lys.
Jie,-elhcre aconfl Profe:ssorsmusttbenda..;de betherornot
\\ill devote their orne to the szudenlS or to the future of lhcir job.
rill de\'Ote more wne to lbe students. but most riO fi :us on keeping
,.. ....... jobs (and ~blyso). Do we wlUU to force them to ma.kr lhJS
In the p:~Stleadlmg has ~n more bi hJ} re~ Man) swdcniS at
~are 01')\0; era oiled 1 this college Nc:au.'IC the could come fxe to face
PhD educated professots 31ld not lt3Cher's awwnts.
Thai un'l rosa) :-e don•t v."Dn! professors ~hoare holarty. v.-e do
.... 4 ll::r.hers 'ft"ho are resc:uching and learning nght along side of us.
j\Vhat v.-e don 'l nru IS the ~ch to become t.heU' mam fi on our
J~. But sf the admiiUStranon IS ~g the Slgnal that is lb.! only way
rep lh U' job. !.hen the proffessars ill rescuch.
For students. "'bing has a direa. munediarr unpact. People v.1lh
blo~ .. ·ledge are no'"' to bJdents if dlcy ca:n'tte!le.h at ith
skilU. And th:n skill docsn•t appear O\'etnight. Profe_~ must
pend nmc cuiU\'7Wilg lhcir ~mg ills. Scbobrsh.ip, on the other
more indirect influence.
We~ swdenls,1itepaymgfanhed.irectunpactofqualicy " hersand
brc hoping lha1 lim recent trend doesn•t cominue to rake them D\1t-:Jy.
..All."-z eaml...,m>onp 9Cll..,."'be!habmnted~lGp.m..Mood:ay
.. "'elllll8. "Jbc: shook~ "'typed. preferably on d.i$k (which im"uo hard
ro£ oo tb.isO!mpUS):lCCompanled ~·a bardc~py. Disiscao be pu:~
m the Log of&.-c an Tuesday night or Wcdnesd:iy rooming. Leucrs
be under ~if not. we~ the right to an them to thJI
The Lo l'C:SC'n~ the ngfu to edit .subm~ ~ ~ g~mtlm.:ll'.
...._,.., ~ts. We am n=scn-e the nghl to hold ptcces if spare
imwuions arise.
Submissi~ sbould COOU!in the amhor • s name 3nd Jitooe number in
lhe need for soch alitin a.-iscs.
Fimlfy .lhe opinions expressed on lbc:se ~es ~ those of lhe v.Ti~ess
nQ( OCCt:S.1a.tily of the Pwr.ur Log $tl[f 0£ uv..il and Clark College ..
Students ~"~right" on Templeton \valls To nrE Eorro ·
I JUSt learned of lbe dec1..,ion to
make ~ms in Stewmt and
Plrut donn ingle~ x. I am upset.
whiC'.b tf you know me as saying
something. App:ucnlly the deci­
SIOn v.ras srrh ed 111 1.0 the bnor
Hot.e: • a bualding which has us
o~ n b:uhrooms.
I w pnm:uily concerned t1w
n one outsuie the dark-swt.ed
adminisCl3ti-.-e coun had been
amsu.hcd. Concerned. but not
swprised. When I '· ·uh staff
membos from some of abe dorms.
I was given a c.le:lr indicntion that
the decisioo had come to them a
posrjacJo. "ot surpn.iing .
On lhe other band. I a.s sur­
pn~ rhnt J'l~ple considered lObe
bonafide administrators them­
selvc (ns opposed to RAs and
RDs). v.-cre not consulted in the
final decismn. John Schneider •
KateGr:uuand Sandi Boo.emiller,
though the~ h3d h!en di."CUSSmg
bathrooms as an issue earlrerin lhe
year. v.~e not included in the final
p:toccss. These three~ples.hould
have bad more signifiamt involve­
ment. hichever V.'U) their opin­
aons mtp,ht have ttted.
The admmasuauon·"" reasons
for the chan"'e. as far as I can
d1v:ine them myself. are as fOl­
lows. Fast. as long as the substan­
dard friluies are gomg lD ~ Ulrn
a pan :myway. 'ili by not put in a fe ·
e~tta ~-ails •.-. hilt lhe COI'LSittlt..-uon
crew • around'l
Te t. .~"iSO is heO for the nd­
ourustrclllon. "YOU tEAN 1Y
PRI 'CESS [S 001 ~G TO
SHOWER IN A ST AI.I. :EX1
TO A BOr?.. I guess v.-e ~ ­
ut boys. An) ;ty. many par­
ems are n:uw:llly an:JJ-retenlive
nnd n's lhose bo v.nte to the
lanor House. There lS also con­
cern lh3t dW'Ulg Summer Session.
.:.e could pm couples r.ogelher on a
floor ar ba .. e an elder hostel. only
rf -e had sin~le ~ b::u.hrooms. -Foreign students often twee about bathroom nrrnngements .
M;wy cultures dictate t1w outside
of the home. men and women
shoUld cany out normal meLa­
bolic e:(crttory paocc:.s..~ in scpa­
nuc meas. safe from the conL3mi­
mbOn of each other's gcndc:r. Con­
t.emporury Amencan students
sometimes feel the s:une way.
One S1udentalso upressed fe:Jr
that co-ed ba1h.roorn cncounge
instmce..~ of sexual ha:rassment.
Painfully. we must always think
about m«e violent sexuaJ annes.
like rape, as well
So. the Manor House swal­
lowed a few complaints on a>
edu aiion:lJ peeing and since there
was already an iment lO redeco­
rnre. decided to fU the .. co-ed
ba'hrrom problem." once and for
all. 1 and lhe .. as, 1113jonty of
studcnrs rilh whan r ve discussed
the issue ~t the decision to be
reversed and offer lhesc reasons in
our support.
0on·t spend OlODC'y on some­
thing we don't Vr"311t. It would cost
more tO split lbe b:l.lbrooms rlnn to
Ietu&ov:uelhemaslheyare.. Money
i scarce enough 3l'Ound here.
Second. our parents don't lh-e
here. WE do. Their Vicunan
seA U3.l •a boos are Lheir ~11 busi­
ness nw is why we have the
polic) of floor-vonng on the a>
edtnuiakll valae ofbathroorns the
rust week of each falL.aft.et par­
enrs leave. Also. there uldn•t
be h2lf as m:~.ny problems if dorm
dc:saipt.ions mailed to sa&dem.s
acrurar.eJy desct ibed iLS teams.
Further. chis college as primar­
ily gcaied toVo-ards the average
four -year undergrad. We are the
ones w bo are most deeply invested
in iL To cater to the se.xual idio­
syocra.sies of parH.imc adult SUI­
dents should not be our pnoriry
here. The gencrauon tow hich ooe
lbe.Joogs does DOl excuse one nom
elh.ical growth. \\ hich. silly as il
might .sound. is 31 the root of lhis
• ISSQe. Tbird. forcign studcni.S come
to Amcnca lO learn our language
800 culture. As Craig Coss said, ··1
have a friend in Kenya right now
waping her ass with her leU h3nd.'"
We should not change ourselves
any more than we .should expect
the Kenyans to build flush lOilets
for our tudenLS.
Fourth. the entire adea of scpa.
ra.ung the sexes in res:uooms or
:m}"*'hcre is ethically medieval . It
dirtctly reinf01ces m ystiflC3rion of
gender wbkb causes men and
women to poccive themselves as
fundamentally distinct from each
Other instead of as one hum3ll race.
As women h3ve suffered and con­
tinue to suffer most because of
the..~ aairudes. tt LS viul lhal we
not sepza.~e from and thcrebJ
mystify each other ,just when we· re
making progJ ess.
Fifth. it O'Ulus lO me that tt lS
just the san of mystif~CaUon and
paration of which I speak that
wldcansesaual~tl
p.anty.,raids. Showcr·pceping and
other relics of our Jmml• s college
e~pcnencc. Whenmm:md women
full)' und.ersmnd their common
pcrsonb " co-ed bai.hrooms
help farce them ro do. the mystery
of gender disappea~ . Co-ed balh­
rooms increase gender aw:ue.u~
and decre-tse lhe likelihood oftw.
assmenL ln addition to this. it is
ridiculous 10 trunk tha1 someone
ho might axnmit a rape m a co­
ed hatbt001n :ouJd balk at r..he
do« of :1 single-seA facility.
l will give our administrar.on
the dubiom ~ of being inno­
Cetll of considering this case m
adeq•n~e depth. but it· s time 1.0
help them reconsider ••. bolh this
spteifi.c rnse. as well as &he cava­
lier confidence olfilh which c.heJ
tbrust lhemseh-es inro residen~
life. 1be decision is slill revers­
ible. !-0 let"s reverse n now. before
they can tell us if too tue.
]OHSW To THE EDriC£: 1lll in fnw of the SOFA offire.
\\'ba:Inghtsdostudentsha-..-eto We barto ii up. and then myst.en-~ tbciropmionson tim cam- ouSI~ someone u:ars itdov.11. F1om
pes? ght novo lhc:e is g1 O'iiW"lDg ow pospecti~ this is discruni-Speaker decision disempowers senior
ooncca o m-er !hat tbe • esuJ t of the o.atory action. some postea are
temoddling ofT empletm ill in-left up and Olhers are removed.
elude. The admiiUSI1'abtm and So.who owns the \\'3lls of
students have made u pnoru., for Templeton? Express yourself U>
Templeton to become student cby._CJaimlhem! Will itlasumtil
• pla:efJ stutfe.:nstofred) tomOit0\111
exp~....,-·-essH' their opmions. But are We· re senous. come ay ow
lt.cse suuply itlos m they your ficcdom on the ~-ails of
become R'41Jty? They keep talk-Tcmpleum Ibis ~kend! Who
~ 1he fu~bm hat decides? You or tl:Km? •ovn. SruDE,iTS OIJICE.
For pie. tbeampuschap- A! o S~, SARAH CAR:r£R.
l!:f af 'AP~ been opo::n- )fX'I.'Y ~"C, ~~~ LA.."£.
eocm sn~eo e frustnti m trying l{ec G • joDEE M"D&SSN,
lO rmnntarn an infosm:auon ~ Ha.J fiA! NAH, EFJJ:.A 5ow:a::..
un on lht b~g. b ~~ ~ G
Bible used to justify abortion stance
TomE EDUOR:
This IS a.b:Jn IOt1 and lbe
Ftflh Canmanciuon. 'hrb rs:
lboo OOl kill.
(To the • }-lfe\-et;oue is
judged unnaairatdj afccr death.
reed as l1x::a e of a GCDI::nsl
.Judgment?
(1bc iU)-Tbcre JS need of a
PAG£6 Genoa! Judgment, though C't-et)·­
one as judged illlJJledimely after
death. tballhc p tr~ridcu:e of God.
tth OD ~ oflctl pc.mtl1S the
good co suffer and lhe id:cd
p ospa. 013) m lhead !!.pp!ar jasl
bdore all men.
1ARY R. Crow£ To mE Eon OR:
As three gradn:mng seniors. we
felt cornpeDed ro add1 ess the issue
<ooca wog the selection process
of lhe nt speaker
after h.a\ing read the article ... Fred
Fncn&y to be commencemeru
~u" m last . ·s edition of
the Pio~e Lo ( .. /l3 ). We
strong.l): feellhatSilldmt input '-"''aS
ncglfcted an lhe final decisioo of
OW' comme.ncemeru spc-.aker.
Foran e,.-eru ofsnth Signitacant
ll13&nimde. commencemcm is a
proccssth:ttall grndn:ningswdcnts
should be involved m. For lhis
\'ei)' I'C8SOO.. :1 mteting ~held 3.1
the '"ginrung of falllelm lO est.:Jba
t.ish sevcnl comnutta:s to arg.m­
ize graduation and the vanous
actJ\~ that pt eccdc it. In f~t.
Glc lhrcc of as ~ in" oh-ed ilh
L1Cse cornmiuc:cs.
One comm.JUee. cornpr ised of
1epresem-1!tn-es f1om the Wldt:r­
grnttm"r and gradrrue boo and
t1'.e faculty. bad bun aeared to
d...~ and daeaminc spe3m
filbt angs. A list of ftn:JI choices h3d
been cern piled from me &es!IIts of
a 19 spnng team poll of Lhis
yc:31• senior cbss and from sug.
gCSDQilS gh-cn b)' other represen­
tatives of the commiuce.
Tbe next rastofl.llGcommiuec
\lo'dS to agxee on some method m
which to in'I'Ite lhe oarned indi­
-.idnals lO p31 tic ipar.e io Le ris and
Cbrt's graduation ceremonies.
Aiu:r a "'Ofe. Oscar Arias. the
President of COS13 Rica. ras
dear ry the favored posen co S).lQ.k.
be placed the top of lbe
hst. Ac.cading to l.he close range
of :aces the rem3ining suggested
indi\"idQ:liS receive~ Ehc COlUDll·
tee decided to list them m aJpha­
betal <X'dc.r.
Presu:leot {icb:iel loone>
·~"efttlll on to r onnaJ.l y eA tend
mva:uiooto ~but he declined.
AI= Arias dec l:ined me m .. -na­
oon.lhe board respotlSible for the
fin:.~l decision lcqllil!su:d permis­
sion bom lheStndau Commence·
mem lO add four
~ . . ... _ -. sugge5000s to u..M; angin31 liStofcboiccs for the speaker. Two
of these four .snggestions were
dimina1ed due to inapplq:aime­
nesscanp3red 10 lheOlhercboicc:s
already PI escnt oo the list. corn­
posed ftona the re:su.lts of the sen­
lOr class p:lll. Ft ed Friendly. for·
mer Pn:sitlernoftbe CBS net~ ad:
and CWJ t:lll Director or Columbia
Uoh-asity Seminars e-n l~~;diannd
Society of the Gradn:w: Sc. I of
Jowu-1lism. W'3S one of llk h~"' in­
di .. idu:lls th3l was sdded lO the lisL
Because rime -as~ sbon
and he ~ ~ J..ikeJy accept
tbe in'litation. Friendly v.'3S asked
to be the 1990 Le ~ and Cbrk
College ConmtcocemcmSpeatrr.
~ we tnov.· now, be accepttd.
However. -we believe the caxr­
ralCelle:lding ap 1.0 his in•.it.ation
were &void of any student inpuL
\\'ben it "'S reqoc:sted if cxher
ruune:scoJid be added lD the list of
spuker c.bo!CC$. ~ ammed tbe)
~ ~ placed on the lisl alpha­
betically, jUSl as the ocber ll3meS
Continu~d on pllge 6
APRIL 20, 1990 JolIN BENDIX
niE PIONliR Loc
Nr aU needed to J
for a brc:uhe.r.
t!t Jl.~~u••K tired Of the
four days off wa
.-..... we were frmt
111 city oft 0 milli
l~fouroutoffiveJ
iurin8 the last 30 ~
()ne of OW' lecllD'et
as that in berqpinic
be dec 1ared 111131
area and all l 0 milli
bemovcdout. s!
needed renewin1
officials were
e bud a
's pass per ... Ql
lUI traveler's che.C
stOlen out of t.hc t
:lied co geteverythir
J matter ot days. bu
c.bc Turkish u
1 visas had a IS(]
lbc new5 from the c
.aU'-. • g-the Tl
·~'IN" her viso1 \For
.. they aJ ways say
• and they mean ~
might or 1
10 issue this visa
VIe left Istanbul at 6:
and spent two I
of the at; t
!r.lffic. Once at the b
re went lhro
RITING 0 'T
on om.
There's something I
:::e Vofkskammet.LI
bmlding. of the
Repu.bl.:....
ttnow v.bat1t as. b
aen thm The Ea
Dying ou!Side.f
mliOfbbck let~
1 sn cet tha.t v.-as us
:nm Irabb3nrs--«
rem 3pt1y compare4
;we.r-The stJ Cet is
. fi - caauesom J
distoib ing l.he prl
are police Stalic
feet lO make doubJ)i
Jm Jy.
It's only my amatet
r d be ~illing lD Sl3
resltm fruit lh3
lbpb~pc~-ning in there
the muninent G:zJ
a's beco roughl) J
the flt'Sl free e
·s history. w
I
quJ
couJd b:lve beet
election tm1
balloons. had
crrtss SYStemS. D.f1CL ~
• their naticna1 p:
t.he sis.rer ,P31t
The end tCSJdt
is that lhc Ea.1
•t Ot'X%ssui1) "'"'1
of their C'OUn
lhe parties and 0
~ it. 110( SU1J
Christian~
"'.L 20, 1990 -
-
Ll
me
oge
t, .. 1
k>W
ad:
~
t
lets
:pa­
' or l. It
nof
and
sas
:adl
ace.
:oo ..
~ of
're
it is
and
tha1
llike
:md
lege
men
mon
ems
ltery
13th­
ness
har­
ilis
cone
·~ the
~-
~fore
T'fi!O
• DJCCS
sen­
for­
rort
mbia
a and
I of . m-
e list.
•
~ ccur-
ati
pput
r=
the)•
~-
ames
990 FOR
Bulgaria pr vide many an adventure for the Turkey program
JOHN~
niE PCONEER l..oc
'e a:U nccdcd to get out of
'llbuJ fora brau.hcr. Mast of us
getting tired of the four hours
four t.lays off wa~er supply.
we were frustrated wtth
in catyof lOmillionpeople.
1~ fouroutoffh-ehadmoved
ilrnlg the last 30 years.
One of cna lecuuers recently
as that in her opinion Istanbul
llld be dcclated an.3lural diS3S·
~ n.nd all 10 million people
bemo;,·edoUL Besides,our
neededrenewingandthe
off JC ia1s were singularly
Bat o;a;e bad -a problem:
• passpoca.. credit ~
and uavder"s checks had all
stolen out of lhe hotel She
naged to get evetylhing reptx.ed
1 mauer of days. but y,;t.h the
the Twkish and Bulgar­
_..,~ vias had also "illl.ished.
Ibe ne from the consw:u.e.s
2-·tne Tad:s would
her .. -u ("Far yoa. my
" they a1 Q,-ays say. "no protr
~ und they mean it), but the
m1ghl or m1ght not
w issue this vi.'G at the bar-
We left Istanbul at 6: I 0 p.m. on
and spent l'to\·O hotJn just
uUL of the citi because of
!raffte. Once at Lhe border near
"'-e went through Ltutt friendly but slow Turkish controls
before getting to the Bulganans
after midntghl
Another bus of our same com­
pcmy was there by chance, and the
news f10111 lbem was not good: if
wegottbe"NllOg.grumpy Bulg:u­
um border guard, he might well
refuse to let Gretchen in and farce
us to get the visa back in Edu ue
when their office opened. whlCh
me:mt a six-how- WCUL Our con­
tact in Balgana was awatung us
six hours !.uer rate. •ever mmd that we ere
gomg tD do something else illegal
later on by overstaymg our rransit
VlS'JS nruJ renewing them at our
hGtel. llu:re, we were lucky as
wen. The teJ employees-who
had no right lO do so since we
wcren'tin Balkanrounsthote1-
put the requisite stlrnps in our
passportS.
feanwhile our bus driver was
CW'Slllg about Lhe Bulgarians. and
he grew UlCreasingly nervous at of all hlS passenge.rs..
B u1 once msu1e lhc counuy.
e .. -erytJung was different E"·c:ry
ume we swppedlhe bus. even when
we were lost m Haskovo at2 a.m~
Turi::ish·speakin,g Balgari:Jns came
up and asked ifthcycouldbelp. In
one city. 12 women came up and
conducted the driver on pcr:sonal
walking tour. All of lh.is put him m
a much bcuer m
Bulga:r &:I 1lS ir,attt1ful this time
of yt"at. Even KUk. not u.ilhout
fear of ent.enng
as welL The
prospect olof3S to
bavcGrer.chcn
and someone
else saay be­
hind while ev­
eryone else Bulgaria was beauli ul thi time of year.
Even Kirk. not without fear of entering a
Communist country. admitted that he had
not thou~ ~hl the place would be so pretty. Communi3t
country. admit·
ted that he h3d
not thought lhe
place would
preay. Afu:r
smoggy Is~
went on.
To ~oolh things over. this
cror,oc'"'u p::my bribed the B ulganan
officials wilh a gift of l\\'0 boules
or whiskey and a canon of
larl ros CVC") ume their buses
went t.h.rough, and on the b1gge:r
buses lhey USU3Jly brought a ilo
ofcoff~ .
After a tense wnit. the com­
pany rrum m5hed to the bus and
h11>-w:d Gretchen to thew nldow to
get her ~ma The gu:l!d.s b3d
changed after midnight. and we
we1e lud..-y to have had a nicer
woman to deal 'Itb.
We all h.1d to change a oon­
refuncbble S l 0 at the 2.3 exchange tommg off the main rood to go to
Gabrovo. our d~tioo. ln his
mmd, uansit .. -ms could only be
used on the num rood straight
across the countt} and any devia­
tion ould lmmedmtely bring the
BUlgarian poliCe.
As a Turk in a country whicb
has been misoeating ilS Turkic­
spe3!dng. Moslem minority dur­
ing lhe last five years. and ~ilere
the Bulgarums deeply resem the
Turks for h:r.ing occupied Bul­
garia for years ~fore it on
1ts independence-. our driver was
fc:uful not only about his bus. bul
far hi own pe.rsonal safet} •. lenst WlbuJ. to be up
in l11e mountlins with aces in
b~ and 1lliD spnng breezes
wafting through with hmt of rain
~-as simpl)i delightful
The program Gen1o had ar­
ranged for as ""-onderful as
well. Fust e bad lOW' through
Euu:a. an ethnographic village
where cr.lfiSIIlCn l1'tlde oW leather
dance shoes. horsehairsaddlemgs.
SUgar) candy, p-elly far the
elaborate Bulganan romen·s
castmnes and pollel) ·m diS­
tmctJ re local deconmon . Fol -
mg that. v.""e se u led an the lee
coffee house. in l.hc upsraus saocy
of an old half-timbered bouse. Dave and Edwm. coffee ad­
dicts. parocul3rly IJktd llm pzt.
even though Bulganan and TUrk­
ish coffee &S served •th a sludge
so lhick that u has to settle for
sevcraJ minutes unLess you \lt11Iltl0
spend lhe rest of the day f.md.ing
coffee grounds m your teelh.
Etom there we hiked cp to a
Balgnri.an Orthodox ~­
Oidct omen stood awside ~lh
gcods they bad b:ikeo Cor Palm
Sund.ly. The msidc or the church
wasenurelycovc:red Wlth re.bgJOUS
p3mtings and dtxoratt:d with ICOnS
depictmg the v ugin Mary or
OlrisL
Communist ideology bas led
BuJgan.a to declare ItSelf ai.hei:
Y:etin a wonderful and UODJC t;a.'lSt.
rb£-J have bad to la:cp the IDOil35•
ccnes open as n:uionahst monu­
ments becmrse it was in these same
lll003StmeSlhai the great ~InOue
helaes. ho threw out the 'T mks.
bad hidden.
We bad all been m ~
c&a. ~there are ~"C' cburdlcs
ith sun Byzanune ckcorauon.
Wt) of the p:unungs in Tmkish
chun::hcsfGJ been liu:rall} def:u:ed
by lhetn'o-adJOg oslem.s. hodid
not .. ~ie-.-e m dqJicting hurn:m
figures. It ras very mce to see
b3l an mra:t example of such
churches ' I .
This kttn will be continued
in nt::rl wee 's fonnn page5
ON1HE WALL BY AARO T BAAR Doc Fu l SuRVEY REsULTS~
PUPPY POPULA TIO r PaTE mAL IS
LO\'V 01 i LC ICM. PUS conontic reunification, is it possible?
re's ~mething .happening
be Volkskammcr .lhe legis.La­
bui1ding, or the Gennan
Repablic today. I
ln':ll·· what il is. but it's big;
teD that The East Getman
"'"'"" flyingourside,.and tbc:le 's
of black lel(:edes pat ked
utt eet thm used to East
::IUD T rabOOnts-the car that
!.ttnaptlycomp:ued wa bv-11-
. The street is 1optd off to
'tl>nt crru:iM from jaywalking
dislmbing the pnx:udings.
are pOlice swiooed ~-ery
:~eel to make doubly sme things
.~moothly.
lt's only my amateur opinion.
Pd be willing ro stake my for­
;estem fruurtmt ·bace-.-cr
bppcning in there tuJ.s 10 do
the unminent Get11Wl reuru-
ft's been roughl) ~o v.ee
tbe fliSl free elections in the . ..;.,..,_..__ V..'-·-i.=-the S ·~·]· ~uuJg
.... "" quite sight.
could have been a simple,
cl.caioo was lW •v:d into a
expcnsh-e campaign
!he parties of tbe West. They
the bordm \\ilh bclium­
baUoons, had hog~ public
~systemS. nnd, most im -
, their rwional politicwtS to
lbe sisrcr p311ies nom the
The end resuh. it \Or"Ould
is that &be East Germans
nruss:1rily voce Cor the
of their country, but ralhcr
the p3l1ies and faces of the
Thus. it· s DO( sw pa ism,g tha1
1"'1......:-=--Del . u . 'I.W~J IIOCI:t!JC ruoD was the big ~of the elections
here. The CDU is the party of
Hebnut Kohl. Chancellor of West
Geu oany. and the biggest (m more
wa) lh3n ooe) 1ru1n in politics
right flO'\:. His is the pany of big
money: they came v.it.h more bal­
loons. loader PA ~stemS and
Coca--Cola. TbeyJII"(JJlili.ed a quick
reunification rhat v..'OUld improv~
lhc decaepit buildings. ImpresseaJ
and hopeful. lbe East Germans
voted for them. And now,like it or
not. all of them must deal itb
their cboice.
The fiiSl step toward reunifi -
tion isamonewyunianoft.he cwo
stares. The v:tloeless-ootside~f­
E.ast Geunany. ezun:uk:s, ~11 be
0"3dcd for the povo. erful West
marts. The curreru ptopos:d from
the West is tv.'O East for one West
m.aik eAchange r.ue. This would
cut already meager Enst Ge.rman
savings nod earnings m half. 8)'
.. 'Oling for tbe p:uty of big buc •
the East Gcmmm D13yha\-e an nod
tbetmch'CS ini:D an unduclass of
the 'West.
Yet while the E-m marl.: is
Valueless on the world marht.lhe
Westmmt.is -uypo a:ful. With
1t. the East Germans c:1n cross the
bordi.'7 and bu'< uem.s lle'U before -
\"aJl:lble. Togetlhe:se rVesr.marts.
rtl3JlY SfitDd on suc.ct comers in lhe
Em;r and Wesa. aading E3St for
West a l::.eu.cr than official nne.
These are mound. aD ~lotus eva)
ds ...
J llSl like trday. wben the big
deal a1 the Volbhmmcr is a
demonstration by workers pocest­
mg the poor Nr'O to one u_.ehang~ rauo. The Elst GauLln police
prepare to teep C'\'ef}1hin:g onkdy
and safe, and are pmoobly still in
suppmt or r.he .~ As me ter­
cedes line up on n road whde
Trabb3nts used to ttavd. a man
stands on lhe earner v.ith a 1"Jd of
E4st mark tn11s in 1m b.:md }ing.
'1=our to one. EaS1 to West. Foar
to one ...
Continued from p. 5
h3d ~~ it was only fair. w~
also~ \l•t ~-ould lhen
ptocced to Invite the succeed·
i.ng indnridnJJls as lhrir aame •
emerged oo lbe list. Bot that
p:tuccdnre does OOf. app:ai 10
ba-.-e b«n followed •
From our point of .ie:w. lhe
stnderus· fXililt of"~-.. i1seems
the bomd had the mtencion of
addmgfriendly 1.0 ~ list.know·
inghe :ou!ds:l}·yeswlhltm~i­
r.a!ion. and choose him as lbc
oon1~n:cment speakrr. We
realize time "'-as closing in and a
sdecOOn :'3! oeccssary. bw. lllo'e
teel uw is a sony c:&cuse far
ctmgard.ing any student If oices
in lhe selectioo that was made ..
This leue.r does not UlC3n to
sa} tha1 Fred Friendly is a poor
choice aslhegm&rarioo.spcKc:r.
but rather lhat ilas lhe cboice of
the bo:ud and, unf01trnncly,
~ .n«Rilea upon lhc immo­
diate:ot.10Umofme semorct."
becatr.se it isour~Je~oar
tune fone)OICUtg IDdourp ado­
anm.
1'-ta SA lDil
Eaa:s 11 no
K£ItYSMmf To -mE Em1oa:
Just in case you ~re all wondering. here a:re the n:3Ults flam the
Dog Fun Su:r•ey that cirrolated on-campus earlier this term. I am
sou y l didn •t get all dle dogs (and l.hcir ow res) that rome onto our
campus and l not every is iCptesr:ou:d m thtS, but I mai.nly
,ecei,.·cd dogs md people's names by ud of mouth and I did lbe
best 1 could cith the information th:u I h:vi. Th:mk:s to those thar
helped me. I sent sur.-ey to 20 people ro per person. in lhe
~ th:u they rou1d grve Lbe extn sutve to else lhey
lcncw who h3d a dog • .N"' lllf!tern surveys 113-.-e txen :etnmed lD me so
far. Hen :tre the statistical results:
Total san·eys rtlJ.J:I'nCd: 19
Total male people: ..
Totallemale people: 13
Of these pcop • r.hrz e ~ t 10 nuk su •dents. u:n femJ.Je Sllldctus.
two male f&cnlcy and three femnl.e faculty.
~OUI number of dogs in the survey: 1
Total male • 11
Tolal femaLe dQgs: 7
HemL3pluoditc dog: 1
T:be niiiilba of dogs flUid in the sur"•ty: I 4
lu~~-n of the fu-e 00gs tltu ·ce not futd rs: duee
maJe-..-;all )"OWlg. r;aro [nnaJe-oDC )1lung and one .. C ttg-
istetcd.
l did this sun-e1 just fcx my rn immrsts. l.ag r.am. I began
.rondcring. many of lhc dogs I see ~ ~ W.cd. I "aS
aJsocurions 1 b) itsccmedtbere aemaelltlkdogsandyet
most ~e I tha1 o rncd dogs ae This IS DOt to )
lh3t 'WIIrUl should b.:l\"e [em.:lk dogs 1JDd men d ;e mak
dogs. l :'3S jU5l curious lhc dJSOepmc:y.
So I aied 10 do this~ to see ;bcther there is eotid!ftoo..
lt szil1 is biased sw, m tball know men b:i.,-e dogs
and t.berdoce. contacted more UliEil'l in tbe SUJ""o-ey. Bat I aied tD
open lhe sur.--ey to many souaa:s poo$J'ble..
I alSD cfid this survq· beansc liO\'t! ro see rhe dogsoo-Qrupusud
I admire their sbiJny tD sooahzc rdl rith lheir rn species
oms..
SARAH Ga r t 1 1 FEATURES
• ten s Lewis Car
BY DAVID P CRAie nrc a primary factor in the fastest Ivy as a mOJOr problem when It
leaves the beds and walls to mvade
naturnJ areas lake the Copeland
canyon nnd snrroundmg nawrc
tro1ls To the unmfonned eye. the
fo~t looks great because u's nil
green But once you are able to
rccogm1.e tvy,youwall note lhntitlS
chokmg out the ferns and nallve
w1ld flowers of the forest, while at
the same ume at slowly pulls down the shmy blackbard wtth a yellow
bcak.ln the wanter n molts to a more
motlll"d plumage and tL~ beak turns
black. It's 3 another peacctul spnng c'tincoon rnles of all umc tlml our
day. the bmls are smging, lhc: bee.'
rue buT:ing and flowers bloom eve
rywhere Then you pac.k up the Log
to learn thnt our h£tlc Lewa.s and
Clark community as bcmg swamped
b) nhen hfc How can tht~ be?
Well surpnsmgly enough, some
of lhe buds. bees. flowers and trees
arc these very creat~ which arc
a hen! The term a hen asasubjccUvc
dcfination fora SJ~tes that has been
mtrodoccd by humans to an at'C3
that t not pan of ats normal dJstn
bullon Ofte.11 umes the species
wc.rc brought as an ornamental
dccorauon nnd remmdet of an
ammagrants homeland. Olher spc·
ctcs were thought to have com mer
cUll value af they could be succ~
fully e.qabhshed for harvest or used
for span.
After inlrOduction or escape,
lhcse exouc spocaes usually died
out. but the few that survwed arc
pc.micaousl) entrenched and wall
no doubt forever be pan of lhc local
nora and fauna Because exoucs
did not evolve m lhc mtroduccd
area they may have unusual rcsas
t.nnce LO factors controlling popula
uon,like htgh reproductive ral.C.) or
lack of predalOno Exotic ~es rtanct t e~pcnencmg
A dramnuc example 1s tltc intro
du,uon of the Nale R1vcr pcoch to
1...3ke Vtctona The "authontie.s"
hoped to cstablash a new commcr
caally lucrnuve Afncan fi hcry, but
lhc antroducuon of that smgle fish ts
rcspon..stble for the cxtmcuon of over
125 specae.s of endemtc V1ctonon
fishe Allhough
Palallnc Hill has nat Both of lhcsc bm1~ usually stay
m Lhc proxtmllyofhuman develop­
mcnL If a bard as ncsung 10 a butld
mg it is probably one of these two
Both of these spccaes are burrow
nesters whtch require a cavtty to
rruse th.etr young m, and although
woodpecker s are
suffeted any cases
of large scale ex­
uncuon, the am pact
of a few exoucs
nght here in our
own backyard as
profound Hanging a bird house is like lay­
ing out the canvas for nature to
paint a beautiful pictuJe of
feathers and fur. classacally recogn
nazed forthcarabil ­
llY lOexcavatelhetr
own nest. most
• pec1es cannot
Tree burrows are
usually caused
when a mature tree
loses a limb ond So who are these
outlaws, these al1cns mvad.mg our
home?
A few of lhe mo t common and
c. pee tally na.Cjty are English tvy,
Engh.sh sparrow and the European
starling. Enghsh avy ts the green
plant that grow everywhere It
clangs to butldings hke the Manor
House and the rock walls of lower
campus and scmmblcs across the
ground ftlhng mnny or the the gar­
den beds. ThL.s 1s whc:re ., y be­
longs the forest uecs and ancreascs theu
chance of wmdfaJl The tvy has
been around for at lcast60 years and
ts so well estnbhshed lhaLat would
take thousands of hours to tear :t
down and control Its spread
A paar of amroduced btrds share
many stmilur and unpleasant hab
its. The Enghsh or house spdlT'Ow
has a dmb gray breast. brown bact.
wmgs and hcad.excepl for the males
w1th thcar htlle black btb and chest­
nut cars The European swhng lS partially decays. but m intensely
landscaped areas hke our campus.
these trees arc quackly removed for
reasons of safety and acstheocs .
In shan, there are very few tree
burrows or holes for many of our
resident species of waldhfc, and
those that are present are often taken
over by these two cxoucs The
presence of tltc house sparrow and
st.arhng ts duectly related to de­
creased populauons of all cavtty
nesters throughout Nonh Amenca e e
Luckaly there arc caw ways 1o
cnhnnce the chance for the ·
C~(>CCICS to successfully nest, and Teena~
Turt le~
WOt~ld hkc tO IOVlle anyone IOICf. ''snap]
ested m hclpmg to halt the spread
a hens to contact me The ObJCCU~c av Juun VENA.Dt n..~
tstobuildanumberofncsllngbo•t 1 said 1 wouldn't:
that would provu•e the sanglc only movie playu
qutrement that prevents some~ tall ted agnmst the ~
cacs from bcmg more common lhlllg. 1 was offend
campus. 11ul that Lhts mov11
The baste plan is for people est-gross1ng.
shop skalls to spend IJme 10 ever an lhc 1
aftcmcx.m pre-culling houses, But yet, 1 saw tL All
on Apnl 29 we can all bnng lsteTcenagtMulanl
own hammet'S and have a actually .. ./iked iL
BfRDHOUSE BASHI Thas ofway .
may be a hule late for the b1rds, Dastcally. the plc
we don't want Uus one activity wave whtch 1s
mtcrferewtthallthece lebmuons York Cuy, causes a
Earth Day thlS weekend. ed, p1u.a-scru
In our mcreasmg ly turtles 10 figl
world there is an ammea :ommumty from tt
value m natural areas for the png who has ttcs t
escape and renewal lhey nn\\M. on,denvorl
Hangang a bird house as hke The turtles, namt
out the canvas for nature to (l8Jnt ®ce pamtcrs Dona
beautiful ptctureof feathers and Michaelangelo and
whtle at the same time u cor1noo;•llikc Cali fomla surfer
a great melody of natural Bruce Lee. They an
Gel mvolvcd, butlu a btrd neserat,SplinLCr, wh
Contact Davtd Crmg, c/o ttchntquc from has l
HOUSE BASH (box 532) or hts moves
244-2008. pracuccd tn has cae
mastered the an of I LC Prof explores the finer .----------~-------~~------------- -TcnSJons really 1
arts through sculpture
nv c;'"'"~"" M\ 11 JC:O..~
Ken Shore..~. who ha~ been a
profe~r of fine ans at Le~1s and
Clark College for over 24 years,
nxenlly opened h1s latest exlubtt
"Clay Sculptures .. at the Maveety
Gallery m downtown Ponland
Themulli-mcdtumpresentauon.
which features 1 S clay sculprures
highlighted by a combmauon of
other materials, focuses on fantasy
buildings and archn.ectural struc­
tures.
According to Shores. "it is a
danJing show" due in part Lo the
mirrors, copper. paml and gold leaf
that emphasize~ the clay
"Thcarchttcctural structure are
suggestive of m)' ttave~pnmar-ily in lnd.J.a." Shores td. 'The
p1cces m my show have mostly rs­
lam•c mfluen es but also involve
some European mfluenccsas well "
This proJCCl has been 10 the
works forapproxtmatcly a year and
a half, and as a new depanurc from
his clay and feathers, and clay and
wood exhabats of the past.
The show, wh•chopened AprilS
to great acclaJm, was supported by
th auendance of many LC faculty
members and students The exhib11
wtll run through Apnl 28 at the
Maveety Gallery at842 S W Ftrst
"The support that both the LC
faculty and students have shown for
my exhtbit has made ll very reward­
mg;• Shores saJd
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I APRIL 20,
I • I I VIC~aon news re~
the sole comm(
~m·• wave, IS a.l\saull
April O'Neil (Judi'
""""' very short ski
mancofhrur Fa
IIU:"\1 J( flf'Sl sight S
few frozen p11.zas. 1
unbreakable bond
•
~
... in ttle11fg
AID~ 'We' '
tor a feW go
help us read
educate p
T'tW~. fnteres ~ ,
d.
? For1
calf Michael
Cascade AID
22 ~
Gl§J
auunakea
Global tern
!988 was one or the
!!COrd. Instead of """
help by planting
write Global
F~trv ~ fatlon ,
Dept. GR2,
I 20, 1990 FEAT ~RES
llC tn
aprcad
•bJ·ec ti\'t
ngUVAO
ingle Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles features
''snappy" dialogue
)UUI' VBNADU!S
1 smd l wouldn't sec itaf ll were
only mov1e playmg m Portland.
lrolhed Ogtltnllt tre pnnc1plc Of the
I was offended to my very
1.,01 that Lh1s movac enJOyed the
est-grossmg. non-hohdny
e m :t•ttkcn~ ever an the hl\lory of ftlm
ses, '""''But yet. l ~w tl And not only d•d
• 1nng 1~ Teenage M utanl Nm)a 1 urtles,
rhis
:>irds,
• • cuvuy
ratiotU actually .. .liked tL In a pre-teen
of way.
Ba.~1cally. the plot 1s simple. A
me wave whtch tS sweeping New
York City. causes a band of mal­
formed. pt:L7.a-scarfing, karnte­
ct:l.l.Cd turtles to fight to save their
comtnunity from the cv1l "Foot"
men1.1 ~g who has ues to the Japanese
:nvllL-1ondcrworld.
The turtles. named after rcnws­
®Ce pamters Donatcllo, Raphael,
••u•'·•\iJchaelangelo and Leonardo, talk
tile Califom1a surfers and fight hke
Bruce Lee They are led by a Japa­
rdhiOil.'C neserat,SphnU;r, wholearncdNinta
'o .......... ~eehmq ue from his late master He
2) or observed h1s moves and, naturally,
pro<. uced m hts cage untJl he had
mastered the an of NmJa.
Tens•ons really get gomg when
· news reporter, who has
the sole commentator on the
wave, 1s assaulted Her name
April O'Ned (Judtth Hoag). She
very short skirts and has a
mane of hrur For the turtles, 1t
Jt flrst s1ght She feeds them
1rew frozen pia as, and they form
unbreakab le bond It's the stuff
II mark c;ommcrc. tals arc made of.
'''
~ ... in tflelffg~ a1nst
AIDS~ W~'re ~ooking
· for a feW good men to
help us reach out and
educate Pem>fe Btiout
. Interested? Wat _ .... _ · d~g,ti saVe
? For more info
call Michael or Dan at
Cascade AIDS Project The turtles' dJaloguccan be very
"snappy", and extremely funny,
however, Apnl as forted to soy
Lhmgs ltke, ··The turtlc...s arc four
again--but nat whole "For the most
part, obsccntty, even by Jesse
Helms' slandards, is absent There
Is no nudtty, no grnph1c vtolcnc:c
and. although "Oamn"lS the word
of.choacc for the ftrsl half of the
movte, that is as racy as 11 gets.
The tunles' vo1ces arc cute and
sufficicnlly teenager-like Some
may be relieved to know that be·
sides getting busted for posscssaon
of heroin with intent to sell, Corey
Feldman (Stand by Me) has been
busy as the voice of Donate Ito
Whtle there extStS a clear hne
between good and evtl, the d1rcctor
makes life w1th the cv1l band of
misfit k1ds and NmJ& warrtOrs look
preuy fun. They lave m a .. teen
haven" underground wath video
games, pool. skateboard ramps and
loud, parent-scanng rap mustc The
moral is. that these kids and NmJa
wamors aren't, of course, fanuty
(Personalty, they look better than
fam1ly. They get to smole and nde
Lhetr skateboards tn the house }
All an all. the Cilm 1s full of paua
jokes, surfer jargon and loL\ of ka
rate k1cks to the face If th1s sounds
cntcrtrumng, fighl the throngs of
seven year...olds and hamcd parcnL~
and take at an. A helpful hml, go on
a Fnday or Saturday night-late
Heed my wamang, DO NOT A r
TCMPT TO SEE THIS MO\'Jf
ON A SUNOA Y AFrERNOON1 C student jumps for joy over dance
IJY 1 E.'\l.Jtl. JOROHNSEN
Whal Js H aboutlnsh dancmg
lhat makes people have so much
fun? Is it the way you JUmp
around, movmg as tf you were
square dnncmg and UJP danctng
at the same ume?
Or 1s it because you and five to
scvenotherpcoplearcpracucally
tripping over one another laugh­
ing as you try to learn foreign
dance steps?
Actually, it's probably both.
And this IS what freshman Megan
Callahan was hopmg for, when
she organ11.cd Lew1s and Clark's
first exposure to lnsh dancmg
lasLtcrm
Theevemdrcw m ISO people,
who all learned the Cetli (pro­
nounced k-lce) style of dancing,
taught by Ellen Momson of the
Portland Ceilt Soc1ety. "It was a
huge succe-~." Callahan said "I
was encouraged to see so many
people gtVJng n a try and really
loving tt."
CaJJahan, whogrewuparound
Irish people, srud that Ireland .. was
an obsesston" for her She read
books on 1t and began dancmg at
age 12. During the next nine
years, she stud1ed the dancang sc­
nously and took part m compeu ·
uons. She was forced to quu at
age 17 because of an IOJUry.
At the age of 16, Callahan
wcnl to Ireland as an exchange
student and lived on a dntry farm.
ldvcryone there knowJ:t the Cei\i
and dancmg 1s a national pastime.
"I am jealous of Lhat hentagc."
Callahan ~id. "ln the Unu.ed
States we really miss out on all of
that fun:' Callahan is an intcmationaJ af
ratrs major. wh1ch is due largely to
her overseas tnp "My stay in Ire­
land -it be<;ame so much more that
JUSt a fun visu 1 thoughtlhut trt got
lhis much trom nne trip, il musl be
my future.··
Another Irish d31lcc is currcnLiy
in the planning stages. and although
there is no set date. It will possibly
he during the weekend before fi­
nals, on lower campus.
HOURS:
SUNDAY-THURSDAY 8-12pm
FRIDAY and SATURDAY 9-lam On FridJy, April 20, a SOFA
van wall bet:lkingstudcntsdown­
town the Ponland Ccits Society
for a night of dancing. It will cost
$5 and ifil g '"S over well, it" ill
happen every \h\co f:nd y
•lLcwis and Clarlc is open to
many cuUuralh· and ethnic-aflv
diverse things. But I'm still
alway ama1.cd m all the people
who will U)' it," Callahan ~ud.
. . 223·590~
¥1 A STUDENT OPERATED ESTABLISHMENT
llllliOO.
L 20,
• f:---~~':1i:'
f'oltland 'UII ''* (IOJ) ,. 6to7 ~
can make a \Wrld of difference.
Global temperntures are rising.
was one of the warmest years on
mru tnst.e-Jd of talking about lt. yw
help by planting treeS. To And out
more. write Global Rel.eaf, American
Association, P.O. Box 2000,
GR2, Washington, DC 20013.
Rll 20, 1990 PACE9 SPORTS
hitman issionaries massacred by LC Pioneers en t
lW OA\'H jA S(."''N
Two wc.clr.s c1go, after wlkmg
to Jerry C.auo, head coach ot
ba."ct-,;111 m l.c" ,ts and Clark .... ol­
lcgc. he sa•d t.hm hmiqg "-a' the
btggc.stthing that the team hnd 10
~ orkon. In four gnmcs la-;t \\ oo._,
thcPionectoffcnscout red thcir
opponc.nt 7 J to 21, incrca-.mg
thctCllm b:ming!l''C.rngefrom .169
to .29o.
h mncd Werlncsda\ of la"l -week when LC pia) cd again'' the
Concordia C"3valicrs. LC pitcher
Cod • Cain, undcfc.atcd lhis year,
lcll the mound in th seventh
inning when lhc. Pios Wt n:.. lead­
ing 12 to l.
• ot 10 be taken for granted,
Concoruia tiNI up the game by
onng II runs an tho eighth and
ninth mning~ while LC rJn
through three rcpla cmcnt puch-
crs.
The last pitcher "as Joe
Ba ms "ho prevented the con-tinu.1tion of the ( ave1h r J\;\4\Uh by
makmg thl' hn.tl out\\ 1th.t-.rnkeou1
in thl' top ot the mnth. The Pios
~trely g01 uway m th"' ninth, scor­
ing one more mn to win I to 12.
For the three-game weekend sc­
ric.<>, the LC l~o rocnuc ted 1 he
Whmnan mass.'lcrc b.1scball·style.
Last Friday tl1c Pao: crushed the
\Vhitmw• 1is,ioruuacs20toO,nided
b) the ,stcnd puching of Brent
Pete~.
Freshman Jnlc m1lh boosted
dm ore with~\ grand ~lam-it w 1s
one ot two home runs for t.he WC(.k
10 ~hich he ',\as 10 tor 16 with 13
RBls Srnuh only rr cnll)' became
a stanc.r l.Jsl week .
'(bis ouL.;L:mding team perform­
an e hrought Coach Gatto his two
hundredth win in his tenth season as
head coach herem LC
Pitcher Cody C1in (Sr . Port·
lund, Or.) commented on the win,
"Coach Gauo tnld us that th~ up-
• • commg games ',\ere more 1mpor-
Men's lax dominates UPS
UY BRINT BERY.1N
FOR , lE PtONU.R LoG
lnoncoftheubc tplayc-dgamcs
of the year, th~ Lewis and Clark
College 1en' ~Lax team thoroughly
dominated the University of Pugct
Sound for a 7·6 win; the. first win
O\'CI UPS in several years.
LC completely hut down lh\:
UPS offense in the first half with
Crc:J-.:o-<:Jearing cUon.s by Rich
1 mlucJc, some hust.ling midfieldcrs
nnd crucaal kick saves by goalie
Kyle Wechter.
JclTYoungputmtv.oc.ailygoals
tosp:trka3-J halflimc lead. DJJTYI
Long narro" ly avoided a haircut
\\ ilh hlSftrStgoalevcr,aneflort that
left him so draaned he couldn 'L hold
down liquids allcr lhc game (a~k
h1m for dctnils).
LC tool t~ 7-3 lead m t.he fourth
quarter tx!bmd the hitting ol Br~nt
"Domano "Hayes, who decked one
One
I he GrndUlSic Munag~mclll AdmtS!.Ion
Counc1l ponso!"h a !iener. of pubhc.Heou
10 prcpa1c you fm an MBA progr.mt
The OfTtcial Guide for GMAT Rev~
Tlm l!i the one rt'\ 1ev. for the Gt11UUJIIe
M nugcmcnt Adm1~\10n I c.~ t JUt parco
b) rhe people v.ho dC\'Ciop and :uJmm·
r rcr the lc.M-E I And u'r. ah on I}
IC\ IC\1. daat gw vou SHO urtua/-not
sunulnted -let; I qucsuon~
llte c >fhcutl c_,uide ro M8A Prt'1Gfatn
Here ure the~ e} fnCI!!!o on more rh. r1
SOO 0 school Read th~ be tore ;oo
PAGE10 of the UPS players. only to have
thnt plnyer tuke out the scorer'"
table which m tum leveled the scor­
ers (a contnct !'port even for the
~pccu uors) . Goah were also made
by Jamc..-. Rice and Jo~h Snow.
UPS. orcdacouplcof lategonts.
but spcculauon is t.hat LC let them
uo tha\ just to wateh coa h Grant
"Spanky" W~vcr's blood pressure . nsc.
ext wc~cnd 1s a road lrip for
t.he lacrosse team up t.o Wh1unan
and Wa')hington Stntc L,mvcrsity.
Thanks to Big Dave, a fine watc:.:r­
boy if you ever need one, and if
anybody has a pair of gunsights to
sell. Rob Crumpton i looldng for
~me to fuse to his faccmask.
licrc'~:UJcarlyw:.mmg -PNLA
• lli cormng up m two wc.cks, so be
urc to cnnocl all plans tor that
weekend well in advance.
rrhrec.
~nd uua nlltho~ appltc..ttaon lees
The Official Soft wart for ~MAr Review
rJm ll> the." Olllj' oJ)IC:Itl/ SOIIWDrC! \iCr';aOn
ul the CiMA I rev at'\\> bool. Run ~mple
IC Ill' and ~c your score IIIHTledtald)
l=ind oul. ~o~thy your .anS'\It'CI'S nrc nght or
WTong. Soltwdfl: p.:u; k.ngc uiC!Iudes a l"OP}
ollhe GMAI' rt"VIC\1. boo~ nnd IS uv.ulable
for the lAM I PSf2 and com~t11ble
Pid up lhe tKlO' s &~I your boo~torc
01 nnler b) rruul l'he sutr.,.,arc 1 only
:mulahlc by m&ul f':m n lree
brochure call (6()1)) nl-7243 Dave Adams (25) LakC'.$ pan in tht Whtunan Massacre.
tam than .my behind us, so we went
out LO convincingly wm the.. next
two games."
Wtuunan continued its tour
through lhc Pia bauer's slaughter­
house during Snturday's double­
header. The first win went tO senior
pitcher Doug ichols. 1 he. I mnl score was an 1mpresstve 19to4
The P10s were unrelcntlc"s and
tllc second game. pitched by sopho·
mor'-Buckus, was won 19 to 5.
Let us bow our not-so-humble
heads in prayer wishing the
Whiunan 1tssionarics beucr luck
else when.. ~ •
-
Ph01o by Tonya Koch11 f( SHARON CJ II
111c Lewis nod t
tennis team tS t.hriv
mism. They don't h
win . orne, you lo c
wdc. fhis sea on
Simply tnktng it on
umc.
Head coach Bob
optimistic about his 1
not much into COl
players," he said.
work hard and hm
since the bcginnint
son, Reed added.
Reed did not "'
one pnrticulur pia~
as he felt several
members deserved
"Mtkc Kelly docs
well m doubles crit nlc Pros now have a 17 and 9
overall record and are undcfca ...... u,
home, so don trmss Sunddy s home
game. vcrsu~ Wlllnmcuc allhc ne'f. c crew j
and improved Houston Spons(oll\o l
piCll 1 atcd just down the htll ( Liz FLINN
lhc Law <school. OnAprill4 lhcLC'
Piosl team t.rovtlcd to
API<IL 20, llJCJO in the Corvallis Rc
small college.\ ar
Washington, as •
Pacific Ten confCl
The men's open ci
strongest fimsh o
the day The shell
in thctr heat. narn
re~to1nStat.c Umvcrsi
ay 4/20
~I'\ men's Tenms h
1c-~ 30 p n\
4/21
flball at UPS ---­
"len's Tcnm\ ho.-;t-.
P-•,.•fic-2:30p.m
and Fidd at
a week' i
hotel acco
That i th~
"Real Wo1
lucky cno
you're luc
1nay have
Apple wil
Matt Gro~
another w
know?
fL 20, 1990 ...
7 and9
feat~al
•'s homr.
the nev.
rtsConr
till from
. 1990 SPORTS
en's tennis improves with season
f{ 51 lARON Ct II
'01e l cwis nntl Clark men's
tennis tcarn ss thrivsng on opll·
mhim. They don't have the "you
v.sn some, you lose some" atti­
tude. This cason the P1os are
~mply wku\g it one match ut u
umc.
Hem) coa h Bob Reed is at o
opumisucabout his players. ''I'm
not much into comparing the
players," he saad. All players
work hard and have improved
since the beginning of the sen·
son, Reed uddcd.
Reed did not want to label
one particulur player 'the best'
as he fell severo! of Lhe team
mcmtx.r~ dc"trvcd rccognllson
"Mske Kelly doe-._ parucularly
well m doubles fmc Wold works very hnrd and he hus improved a lot.
Joe Comly is one of the hardest
workmg players on the tc 1m," he
said.
Candy'~ record shows how hard
he works. As. a freshman, Candy
won the Di trict 11 singles champi·
onship and qualified for the AlA
• wonal champson htps. He re­
turns this year to play in the top
singles position ~md the lop doubles
with Kelly.
Wold is the only cnior on the
team. Other returning pluyer are
juniorsChrisJacobscn.Jnson Gran·
holm and John Palmer, ~md sopho­
mores Candy and James White.
Ncwtothcrostcr art eight trcsh­
man (ric Baughman, Hank
Orotmng. Dapper H uckcl,
Tatsuh•ko Inoue. Peter Ockncr. Au ron Schnctdcr. Rob Van Nood
and Knku Y:unauclu.
Reed umllu tcum are lookmg
nt lhc rest of the season realisti­
cally. "Wchuvea rca onablc~hot
nt doubles [.tt districts] and Joe
[Candy) has u good shot at the
singles title agmn;· Kelly said.
For now, they are working hard
and battling Jl aulas their past few
matches cnn prove. "We had an
e:\ccllcnt win over Whiunan,"
Recti said, "nnd Peter [Ockncr]
came back from throe match points
to help win again.;t Pac1fic.
"I'm very optimi4\liC, nol tu­
tunslie;' Reed continued. He feels
that the team could have played
bcu~.~r in some marches more than
ot11crs, but he said, "We havco'l
played our best tennis yet:'
C crew finishes strong in Corvallis Regatta
lJZ Fl.rNN
OnApri114, thcLcwisandCiark
1eam traveled to Corvalli.; to
· the Corvall ic: Rcgattn. Teams
small colleges around Oregon
Washington, us well as from
Pacilic Ten conference panici·
The men's open eight shell had
slrOngest fini'ih of LC's shells
the day The shell !tnt shed see­
m thcsr hcaa, narrowly lo~mg to
State UnJvCf\Uy. Then they
Fridl~Y 4120
WnnMn' s TennlS llo~L~ Scal11o
tic-3:30 p.m.
...... rday 4/21
SOitlball at UPS·---1 p.m.
,..,.n• s 1'cnm~ hOSl\ Seattle
fie--2:30 p.m.
and Field at UPS/ShotwcU turned around to rac.c in the fin<tls,
and once again s110ked to a ~ccond
place finish Members of lhe open
c1ght speed demon hell arc Scou
Poe Josh Lcnthal, Trey Hagen, Jim
Meakin. Jason Stanford, Slcvc
Castell, Rtc.k Ruden, Put Ursina
and Kathy Fnssell as coxswain.
After the v1ctory a Jubilant Ursine
satd, "Crew IS a great sport for the
competitors. You get tan and build
your muscles all at the same ume."
The rest of Lhe men s shells also
lnYrtational- 11 a.m
Ba..~ball at Wdl.lmeue--l p.m.
Portland Regatta at V ancouvcr
uke-9 a.m.
Men's Lacro')SC at Whitman
, undav 4/22 • Baseball hoMS Wdlamcll\.\-I
pm. st.rokcd :-;t.rong rares. The men's
light four and themen'sopen four
boOt fint'\hOO thud in their rcspcc­
uvc heaL-;.
The LC women also boasted
sc.vcrnl good rocc..s andcruneaway
from the day not only with a bcucr
base Uln, but another day of expe­
rience as well. The women'soi>'=n
eight shccd through the water to
finish third in their h~L The
women's light eight raced two
she lis. the. first finishing fourth in
tJ1e1r heal and the light Clght 0 fin·
ashang tlurd in thcl! heat The
OJX.n lour crui::h:d \0 11 fourth p\nco
finish in their heal.
Coach Charlie Broy.rn com
mcntcd on the day. "We left Sat
urday with n lot of teams wonder
ing where we came from. We.
~urpriscd many of out compcti-
tors."
Lewis and Clark will be racing
th1s Saturday at Vancouver Lake
in PonJand. The racmg bcgms at Men'sU\crosse at WSV 9 a.m. und conunu~ all
========~~
A free Macintosh SE/30,
a week' intern hip at one of 14 major corporation , pi u
hotel accomodation and pending n1oncy for the week.
That i the grand prize being given away in Apple's
"Real World weep take :· But 1naybc you don't ~ el
lucky enough to win the grand prize. If you don't believe
you're lucky enough to win the grand prize, th n y u
n1ay have to ettle for winning a ccond plac prize of
A free Macintosh SE.
Apple will be giving then1 away too, along with free
Matt Groening T-hirt . The sweep take i only on for
another week, o co1ne by today and regi "ter. Who
know ? Maybe you're luckier than you thought!
L 20, 1990 ......----#&Cl
Bottom Floor,
Watrek Ubrary
Campus extension 2 711 or
From off campus, dial293-2111. Dylan Shepherd challcng~ Reed 8-man. Photo courtesy of Raua
BY }AMUS TAYLOR
FoR n fiT PtONtE:R Loc
The Rockjaws suffered a cruoc;h­
ing dcCC<It lil'it weekend :u the hands
of the Trnns-WtU:tmctt.C F ~ , bet·
ter know ll.'i Reed College. The
Rccdics ruckcd over the Rockjaws
in a grueling 13·10 vtctory: thcar
first such vrctory over the Rock·
jaw · in three year .
The Jaws -~mcd off the match
unchaructcri ttcally Oat, mourning
t.hc loss of key players Darren Stor­
dahl (broken collarbone), Brian
Freeman (road r.tsh, etc.) and other
starters. Thi'> lack or intensity
manif~i~,.Jfmt.hcopcmngkick­
o1 f Doug Boko~ke, outside ccnrer.
was immediately gasping for air,
while Greg Blu~.: was rcgurgit.aling
more than his usual mtclligem proc­
lamations.
During a rnrc po5t·match mtcr­
view. Blue commented, "Regard·
les.s of my unaesthetic display on
the puch, I am still the best dude
ever."
A fired up Reed team qutckly
put three points on the board in the
first half, alter a penalty put them
within rJngc ot lhe upnghls. Soon
aftcr,thc fit Reed pack punched the
ball over the try-line on a 5 yard
serum, giving Reed a 7-0 advan-tag c.
A good 1inncsot.an scolding
by ins1dc center extraordmairc,
Charles Sanderson, put a lillie fire
bad. into the somber RockJaws .
"You guys arc pathclic and weak. I
have here an opponunity 10 how­
case my ability, but with your a •
companiment, my cool hdS lurncd
[0 drool."
With Sanderson's Jess t.hun
inspirnuonal SJX!CCh dancmg an
their heads, the Jaws quickly put
four points on the board. rodu mg
Reed's lead 7-4. The Rcedtcs
would not tolerate any rejuvenated
Jaws, and quickly squelched the
newborn int.en.sity by nnswenng
with their own try and conversion.
This put the Jaw at a ntnc pomt
deficit almost nailing the coflin
shuL
BeCon; llv•m:ltch' cnd,thc di&­
uaught Jaw-; managed ro score
another try due ro the CJtceplional
effort on the part of wmg. Chris
Martin. Jay Jerome kicked the
conversion and ma<.lc the tina! Ullly
13 10
Kt:sth Swenson mvcllcd to
Reed 1..00 h Peter Cnnnini. after
the match, "ll mus1 have been the
c;prlng po11cn. My boys .u"C sensi­
tive to that stuff ya' know."
a provocative dark comedy
emotions explode tears and laughter mingle
Tho Portland Opero proudly pru.·~mts tbf· W :ntd Pronuoro of n
poworful nw chamber Opt'ra by Chr:18toph~r Drobny, oom r, and
l..nuro Htu"nngton, hbrettlat At the Doloros \VinmnpULd Theatre
~rtland Cent6r for thu f'erfomung Arta Apr1l ~7: 28, 29, Mo.)' ,:5
h~l1vw Scatm g-$1~ 00 1'\cketa :n Port.land Opo.n&, 241·1802
'&n•nt ptrrorma..r1 ror U\• Alal\11unor a \ .. ox:laLlou. Oalumbl a W'illa..rneiU.! Chaptor 1'1-oall llll\Jifll~ lor lnCorrnalton and bian.oth lld•ttta
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PUBLICK OCC CES
FRIDAY
20
Get Ready Prc-Enrth Day fcMa\litics cui
manme at Ponlnnd State Universaty tona~ht
nt8 p.m. wath an Earth Day dance Fcat\tred
b Portland· s own Orphan's Reason The
dance wall be held m the Nord~t Room at
Smath Center with a cover of $1 Sponsored
h) OSPlRG and ASPSU
Ju~t Get on the Dm,-Tri-Mctas sponsonng
Cle.:an Aar Day and gucs.s what? Bus and
M 1\~ fare ·~ free, tod.w only But \\illt,
there • s more. Month I y pa.» holdc.f\ for
April cun have a tree plamed m thcar name
Call 233 351 J for tnfo.
Term Puper IHut~S?-Mayhc tltc Wnung
Center can help wath hraanstonmng a toptc
or no;sist you "tOt alllhut tcdtous rescan: h.
Mukc an appointmrnt by dropping by 01c
Center in AlbJny Quadmngte. or call cnm­
pu ~'t~n.;ion 6293.
•
Pop Scnsihility-Hniling from Knns 1.s City,
the: Pcdaljct' perform tomght at Blue Gal­
lery, 222 \W. lOth m Portland. Writers
have compared thi" new band to 11tc
Uu72Ctx ks, The Replacement-;, New Order,
MH.Imght Oil and C\'en a few references to
1bc Doors o "hy not go hear them., \Vho
know~ ... you maghtjusl enjoy yourself CJII
274·0177 for ticket prices. •
Opera ot L -The opera flit Kmg of Bali.
a combination of Javanese gomclan and
Western contempornry opera prcmteres to·
ni h\ o\ \he FU' A~ Th tte und run
tomom>w and Sunday coo. Go sec 1 Go ~cl
Ad\'ancc ticlc.-L~ for LC students are a mere
$3, and nt lh~.:. door just S5. General adrnis·
M-
1 JUst wanted to tell my whole school that
you 11rc bcauuful, you are SC;(y, and 1 adore
you. Don't torgct THE PATIENT IS
MINE!
S W.A.B.F.L.D.O.W.K.
J
T.B.-
Pleasc don'tlease me anymore. I admire
you from afar but you love to 10nure me.
I'm sure you're a wonderful person but
how would I know anyway7
-Huh
Perma Grin-
Thank you for being you, and for the great
time we had Downtown 1 enjoy your
company and hope we can conunue havmg
good umes tOgether. I love your g:nn. 1t
ma.kes my day I
-Perceptive One
My Beutiful B1ologist.
Awr b-b-·bawr!
wuf
Alex, Jake, Gus, Steve Stereos, Dick, and
now Johnathon-
YOU ARE NOT MEAN. OR DUMB.
HAPPY BlRTHDA Y. I LOVb YOU.
-S wcet Carol me, who still pronounce s your
guatar HAMMER. because it mal.:es you
~mad.
PAC£12 ton ts $1 0/advnncc and S 12 nt the door
Suuts nt 8 Sc.c you there
Thr na. eboH Adventure.~ of n hoemnker
from Ohio-The Northwest Theatre of the
Dcnf presents The Signal Season of Dummy
1/oy, Ulrting tomght ot 8 p m nnd runnmg
through May 13 Ttckccs: $10/gtneral, S8/
students nod scmors Address: 5340 North
Interstate, Portland.
SATURDAY
21
Mayor'~ Uall Titi ·year's theme ts "Youth
lnhcrttmg the Larth," in cckbrntao n ol Earth
Day l <>90 Pan of the proceeds hcncl it the
EO\ ironmcntal rcllcrauonofOrcgon From
5 p rn. to mnlmght at the Mcmonal Coli
Sl'um ... 64 bands, among them the.! Cruzy 8' s
and The Conhdcnua l" TtckciS co~t $1., SO
at Tickctmnstcr outlets Call 284-4496 for
infonnation .
Hey Pilgrim-John Wayne stars m Stage­
coacll the. SOFA movac of the \\-C~k. In
Counctl Ch.unbcrs. us usual 7 30 und lO
p.m , as usual Everyone should go .. ll's
rtc1lly cool as usual.
Peter, Pnul. & Mary-t 1VC tonight at the
Arlene Schnivcr Concert Hall An mcom­
pnrnble tno cons1dered to be one of the most
popular foil groups m mustc hastory. Peter,
Paul, & Mary contmuc ro please gcnc.rauons
offans 1h· 25,S21,and$19atFAS11XX
outlets Call 224-TIXX
Matt I.-
Saturday You, me, and the hat.
·MS
Lab Animal-
PRESIDENT QUAYLE! PRESIDENT
QUAYLE! PRESIDENT QUAYLE!
PRESIDEN f QUAYLE!
swcaung yet?
-A fine upstanding member of your society
"Happy Btnhday to us, happy btrthdJy to
us, happy banhday dear us, happy bmhday , .. to us.
from & to-S Smith & H Marie.
S Smith-
You say n's your buthday, well. at's H
Mane's btrthday too. yeah. Free love &
beer on your 2lst.s.
Love,
Jennbrown.
PLACE A PERSONAL AD!!!
It costs nothing to place a per­
sonal ad in the Piotreer Log.
Simply write your ad, 40 words
or less, and address it to Pio Log
Personals, LC Box 21. Or drop
by the Log office jn the base­
ment of Templeton. Personals
only. No classified ads ac­
cepted. Send a message to a
friend or loved one today. of has books Gtant Sttps and Karum
willbethcrefromnoonto I 30,andwill
books only. No jerseys, basketballs,
photos Sorry. sports fans.
Career Connections-Join Lewis and
Potiucal Science alumnj, faculty, stul:Jc: lOth Anniversary ofF...arfh Oay-11te Earth
Fntr runs from 9;30 a.m. to 6 p.m. al the
WorldTrodcCcnter,125S.W Salmon Over
125 cnvaronmcn t.al and educational organa-
7auons wall paniClpalc. Other events an
c Jude an cnvtronrnemal VJdco fcsuval, nn
for the Earth, musac, rccychng scmtnars,
and chtldren 's ucuvltlcs. and rncnds in Lhe Plaza Conference Komll TOLUM'.
TwoWorldTrudeCcntcr,l2 1 S.W. V 1
for a mceung and dtscussion about
and changes an Oregon pohucs 5.30 to
p m Free.
pring Concert-The Oregon Sympn011
Band as holdmg 1ts annual Sprang
More ~::arth Ony 1990-TI1e Washmgton
Park Zoo as opcnmg a new Fanh Acuon
C\!mcr. and walt also opcrme scvcral"Ea nh
Sunmns." where vtsitors can team more
about the rclnuonship between humnns and
their plnnct Admtssaon cosr.s $3.50/ndui L.
$2/chlld The 100 as open from 9·'30 n m 10
~ p.m 8 p.m at the Penland Center for the
formmg Arts Dr Thomas Lee conljiJCtll
Adma~ton i · $10/adult, $?/students
scntors irst pll
rL.IInoval
Srorr ERICKSON
Phase one or Tct
ege Center rcnovau
...... n May 7, accord WEDNESDAY mer.oirector
br Residence Holb
MONDAY
23 25 tor and Summer j
The bakery, presc1
downstaJrs of Tc
Good Morning! -Sure, tl's the mtddn-." moved into the
week, and you probably have m m,m the northeast cor
commg up. but hey .. JUst wake up earn ~'""!!> Room. Rel<l
wJtch the sun me, take a ntcc, tnv ~eJry is the fttSt of I
Beyond Earth Ouy-Recd Coltegc 1s spon
sonny a free publtc dtscusston of envaron­
mcnt.al assues, wnh a panel of repr~~nt.a
uvcs of the Oregon atuml Resources
C'ounctl, the Audubon Soctcty, and Earth
Far:\tl The di~us..ston w11l take place at 4
p rn an Room 314 ofEhot Hall on the Reed
Campus shower, wear your fnvontc clothes antl rPntw lW:>n PI'OJCC~
a deep breath of that fresh, clean to be completed
rnosphcre Now, scurry on down to Once completed,
on and have yourself n nourashing wall be used for
Sec. you red bcllcr already! _,n over the summer
TUESDAY
24
Giant h!ps-Kareem Abdul-Jabbarwall v1stl
Powell's, 1005 W. Burnside, to sign cop1cs THURSDAY
26
Icon , Rcbtls & Visionari es go 10
Northwest F1lm & Vtdco Center, 1219 S.
P11rk, and sec Andy Warhol's Vinyl and
Two really great films, I'm sure. Stans
7 30 p m and admissiOn as $4 .50.
.~inging the blues for a green planet
Bv MA·rr SMmt
Hi there. young naive oncsl I'm from lhe Dow Chcmicnl Company, and I just
to wh•h you a very happy Earth Day 19901 You lcnow,at Dow, when we're not wo~klll
on new ways to kill insects or pesky woodland creatures, we're working to savt
environmtntl Really! Don't look so skeptical. Come on, now. Take a look at this ...
is one of our top selling products. We call it "Death Gel." H.nnnful if swaUowcd, sure.
hey! What isn't these days, huh? Anyway, this stuff m1ghtlook and smell threatening,
it might make your skin peel off if you tOuch it, but guess what? It's made of au.··nm
mgrtdi~ nts . Check out this periodic table of the elements here. See? Cesaum
plutonium occur naturally in the environmenL And you know what else? They've
half-life of fifty thousand years, so that means it's bio-degradable! So wipe that scowl
your face and help Dow Chemica] celebrate Earth Day, won'tcha? We really care!
Hi there! We'refrom Exxon! And we just wanted to wish aU of you a very merry
Day 1990. Really. We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for that
incident that happened up there in Alaska Okay. We made a mistake. We 'II admitit.
you know what, we're people,justlikc you. People aren't perfect People sometimes
itsy bitsy liUle boo-boos, like the time ... oh,jeezl Wait, you '11 love this one. One time,
wa.~ this guy, and he (snicker) tried to maneuver his single-hulled oil tanker through
really shallow water, and he ... you 'lllove this! He ran aground and spilled oil evt~rv\WI
But here's the thing ... he was drunJcl Hahhhl Ahem. Anyway, since it's .Earth Day,
since we're people just like you, we know you'll find it in your hearts to forgive us.
on! Whaddaya say? What's a few th()usand suffocated seabirds between friends?
And hey. happy Earth Day.
Hi there! I'm from McDonald's! I hope you're having a very happy McEanh Day 1
And since it's McEarth Day, I think it's time to clear up some of the myths that have
going around about the dangers of styrofoam. Contrary to popular belief, styrofoam is
bad for the environmenL AU this hoopla about chlorofluorocarbons .. .lies, lies, lies
propaganda . I say never worry about anything you can't pronounce. And we -·
styrofoam all the time! We make styrofoam park benches, styrofoam plant-DOl(
styrofoam fashion accessories ... it's a McStyrofoam world, and it's wonderful! So uaca:
stop boycotting us. It's McEarth Day, remember? Can we forget about the olher364
Of course we can!
Hi lhcre! Remember me? My name is James Wau and I would like to extend
heartiest Eanh Day greetings to all of you.
APRIL 20,1 :l the k.atchen as bean
"We are not tak
/latu,orm .. said Boll
raised the tdea
lfonn as a substl
summer tenn 1
was being n
new bakery will it
role.
Bell 1
MUICAI NJUCUNA
Bell Hooks. auth1
ast and profess
~ollc:s:tc, delivered he
"''-> and Clark A'
on Apnt 23
In her lecture "Ra
and their
IOQKscallcd forcriu
but warned Ill
from a col
ewerE
RUST AM KOCHER
Favc RcsadcntA ·
LewlS and Clark "
year"m a gcstut'1
Sandy Bouemtll
for Res
Center
"We were requ
eoplc who do the b~
way we staff tt
IIC11ll111er, .. and so
goodwill we cu~
~verv hall." Along
~ns, a few Donn l
were also euL
Whtle the num~
boen decreased,
remaarung RAs
ltrt.lilse. The increa
response to requd
OMs to compj
respons1bilit.
~1rmel cuts and
descriptions.
"We have a lto 1