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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 54, Number 18

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1990-04-01

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atividad speaks
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jEANNIE Gu:-..11·R
Irene atividad irnmcdaatc past.
~dlcnt of lh~ Nauonul Women'<>
lUcal Caucus, ~poke Monday,
9,asonc. ofthckc)notc ~lx:.ak ·
in th<. Ntnlh Annual Gender
:JUu~ Sympo,ium . llcr toptc. wns
Promise and the ChnJkng\;. ol
Women's VoiL"
Aftc.rrnakmg aqutp that"powcr
having a pod tum that ftts you,"
:1111vanaCJ launched into her sfX'ech.
lirst topac she addre.._\..'iCd was
•OOt(:n's current. precarious junc:­
m hi tory <;he reminded the
illtclncc that womtn now huvc t.hc
pohucal tr.:cdom they have
in history. und it i" u b.t'iic right
lS Otten taken lor gmntcd.
'11acscbasic rights were the stuff
drc<lm, to our grcat-gmnchnoth ·
and prandmothcrs . We have
·cc~ and opuons They dtdn't
any," -.h~ ~ud
CARRIE Bo!'INJ .R
The lust kl·ynnh .: '-[X.otker. Mi
I Cros~ of the lXLroll UrbJJl
.uL. wa.'i scht.::dukd to addrc's
Afncan-Amcrican Male \odul R~­
'>tbility." 1 ucsdJy, April 10.
~a~ unable to uucnd due to
t nK•al vaokncc m fX.•t.roit.
Cros\, Dtn:c tor of the Mule
~ll'ilbtlu y Program lor the
l~lt(l ir Urb..u1 League. hud origi
planned to uucnd thl' cnun:
l)mloos•um but lute lu.'it week stx
• Sh~; quolCd some Ligures pcr­
tammg tD the progr c..~s thul women
have made in politics. Forc.,amplc,
in 1971 tltcrc were only366 women
'tate lcgb.lators, now there arc 1 ,262.
A I !.hough this may seem like a l<ugc
amprovcmcnt, it 1s on I) 17 percent
ol the totnl NJLi v1d.ld said. "These
sound hkc.: promtsmv numbers but
two women 'iCnutors out ol J
hundrcdJsnotequdl rcprcscnwuon
Unronunatd y. o;;omc J')\:Opk sull
bdacvt.. then; as a permanent dtchot­
omy in being a woman &~d being in
charge ''
1'4auvidad called for a uon on
Lhc pan ot t.hc women voter.. Sh~
said ·•stmplc mmh had told U'-that
token women on t.hc insid" can not.
hdp the millions of women 011 the
ouL,adc. We need tu get under the
gowmmc nt's skin." Accordtng to
Nauvidad. "Equality will come
Contitmed on Page 2
Afru:.m-Amcrican mules were
!.:tiled 10 what i~ thought to be 3
gang aud drug rdatcd mcidcnt. Due
to Cro'' · [Xhtllon .tml hi-; c\pcri­
<:nu,; tn these maucr. he w,,._ a.'kcd
by the mayor of lX trolllll stay and
mediate since ro i!ll tensions have
incr~tscd after the youlhs' dc;uh ...
The ,pccch was mitially
cancelled bul ,cvcrJI LC student.\
quH.: kly put togctlH:r a rcplaccmrnl
progrom tllilt me ludcd v1cwang the
segment ot ABC'" 20!20 tn which API(l
o the Ninth Ann~tal
Gender Sy1nposium .
Harjo relates experience to poetry
BY CARRffi BoNNER
The inth Annual Lewis and
Clark G~.:ndcr Sympostum, Gender
md the Poluics of Change, began
Apnl 8 with one of three keynote
spcakcrs,Joy Harjo. Harjo'spocuy
r~ding. "Secrets from Lhc Center
of the World," drew :1 large crowd.
Profe -.or of Engli~h. Steve
Knox, welcomed everyone to the
Symposium and lhcn turned r.hc
lloorovcr to l.C student Gloria Bml
who intr<Kiuccd Harjo, n colleague
anti olcl friend, "I am compelled tD
t}CIJ •vt: U' I:S till..• Milt; II.': IIIU:O.l Hll JU•
cntllll ativc Americwl poet an Lhc
counl.l)," Bird said.
J larjo, an associate prof c.., lf in
the Dcpanmem of Engh~h :n the
Umvcrsny of Aril.ona, Tucson,
began her l!llk b) rccognizmg e .. ·•
crul IOC'.Jl p<>CL'\, a few ol whom
were an ar.Lenduncc .
"Autobiography:· appropriately
enough, wu the poem Harjo chose
tn read first 1t W'd wriurn during
Lh' Okwhomu green com dance
which Harjo C'(plaincd isS) mbolic
asaLimcol forgivenes s. Eacholthl!
p<Xm'\ Harjo read were prelaccd
wtth the cxpcncnccs that had in­
sptrcd these works. Mul h ot her
poetry ju,tapo~' Nauve American
myl.hologtc.al elemcnLs with Amen­
can maan .. arc..un society.
''Sl.-crct from the Center of l.hc
World," is a collabomtion wtth
photogr.Jph cc/astronomci Steven
Strom. The pacture. .... whtdt com­
pluucnt r.h as colic tion of po~lr y,
arc olthc Na"'aJO land in Oklahoma
~ hich has oocn ~m important part ol
Harjo's hie. "I sc' thi.; book as u
""'U' to gtVl' ~mc thing hac~ to thut
l.mtl." HarJO s.aad
('ro.,s f\:Cl"ivcd national recognition
lor h1s work. 01c tntcnsHy of Cross
m the tdcvi~d mleNicw onl) made
ht'i ah~nc c more til utc. Bur. Je.JJt
Ward. Dm.'C.t.or at tl1c Gender .Stud­
IC'i ~ymposmm, reminded th' cru,HI
lhal. •· T"hc 01\,tppointmCO( W(: (eel
bccau ~ h~ c.lll't he here tonight a
not.hing comp.lfcd to the pam untl
los' the people tn O.:Lroit arc lee ling
right now •·
The ABC mtcrvi~w highlightt.::U
Cros'i' work wtlh Afncan-Amai-j(ty liarjo
A member of the Creek tribe,
H.UJO v•lcbrutcs her li lc il'ii n Nauvc
American and a woman wh1ch i
n~ncctc{l m her \\Or~ . HarJO has
~ nucn sevcml books ol pocu .
including Shr. /lad Some llorses_n
well .l dnunuu rccn pl1~ • She
1 the recipient ol o I Q89 Arilona
Cornnu -.ion on the Arts Creauvc
Wnung I cllowsh1p und tta-.cl
around tltc countr)' g•ving work­
"hop-. nnd rCJtdmgs.
Har1n conc:luu d her mlk by
c prc.'\sing her u~if\' ll.> :mend lhl'
can ltlner cny youth. Cn>'" goes
into tl1c school~> "tern md imcr.1 b
m.tinly with m.Jk h.:cnag~r:s ~tl­
tJmugh he h!L~ bc:gun 10 pc.ak watlt
bo)' a" ·oung a,, c1ght. I k gi\(~~
Lht"rn hope and u ' nsc ol pride 10
tlt m:.l·h c by showmg them thut
drug." .and 'mlc n ~,.· .lTC not the. it
only ans\\ crs. 11t m.tle arc wught
to rc..;.,pcd others and nrc cmpov.­
cred b) sOml'thmg us snnpk us u
hand hale. "II the) shake h:utds
like 1 man instead ot a pwtk,'' Cro ' CnllrC S} OIJ)()SIUIJI ,1nd ~~s SOIT)'
t.h.at her schedule wl)uld not llow
at. "It's unporwntthmg tlt:tt you'll
bed1 u sang here ant11'm h.spp to
be a p:.trt ol 11.." Harjo snid.
H,trJO hcrsell mny not ha\C
rcm~.uncd long m L but lhe a sues
he h.1 rot cd "all "One c' cnang
de not allo~ enough urnc to deal
\\tth c'crylhmg lhat \\C'vc lrJC.d to
hide tor o long," sen• 1r J1ll Hut h-
~y ... ,lhc.~ begin lO h l\CSOIOC '0 C
ol "'lf-c teem "
Jam ·s P1.l~), Pn.:,ad nt fo th •
AI rk an-Amen m I le:IIlh Org.uu­
zuuon, agrei:u t(l 'pc.:lk huctly allcr
Lhc ,,d o vac~ mgabout amtlar pro­
grnm .. thal he j,involvcd -.a.;alh m Lhc
PortJ:mJ .. u~a . He wu.'> prc..cm to
attend Cro :-;' l!llk sin~.:c some of Lh~.:
I aJ progmm::.. 'uch a." l.hc Youth
Gang Tu ... k Force, ure modeled on
Cros-.· progmrn ~.
Cont in ut:ti (.liZ Pagt' 2 hildren' Fe" tival looking for volunteer,
The founh .mnunl lntcm:uionnl Children·~ Festival, u multicuiiUml
ans c tnwagunm featuring music, mime, pupcll)', dance nnd more, b
~~kmg volume n; Tn'-:mg pta c n1 Wntcr\\or Park in Vnnrouvc.r
from Apnl 30 I :'I ~ lav 6. the Festival will need 'oluntccrs for a vnric:t)'
Of DCIIVIUC:~ .
Volunteers must be ut lc.nst a freshman in high hoot and mma work
11 minamum of four hours All volunteers rccctvc a pcrfonnancc pa s
thnt allows thorn mto all pcrformanc s on a space available basas.
Volunteers nre mvitcd to the F~ ll\al' O~ning ,ighl Part}' on ApriJ
30 and w1llulso be invited ton. pee tal party in nud-Ma} given in their
honor.
To find out more about volumccrmg at Lhc 1990 lntcmuuonal
Children·s ~ )\uvnl, call Tc.u~ of Joy Theatre Ul (206) 69 • 050
.... mHh accepting intern ~hip application'
Congrc ·sm•m 0\: nny Smith is a<..'Ccpung appli~tions for Ius sum·
mer mtcmsh1p program an Wa..•;fungton, D.C. The Fiflh Dbuicl Con·
gr~ sman 1. ugam pantcipaung an the Lyndon Baine..'> Johnson Intern·
• hip Progrnm. The internship i open 10 tudcnLS who nrc pa...,tthcir fiN
} car of cnllcg".
The: anrcmshtp comes wuh a ... 1,110 monthly 1jpcntJ 3nd runs for .tn
ctght-wcck period dunng the mtcm'.s summer break pcriotJ trom
h I. Intern r ponsibiliucs include the drafting of brictmg paper.-,
researching legislation and Y.Orkang "'tlh Orcgomuns who hnvcqucs·
tion nhoul i sues being dch.ucd in Ulc 101 st Congrcs.-..
Appl•can~ mu tsubmun~ umcand typcdc..;saydctailingJX:rson.tl
and ac 1dcrnic backgn: und, goals and a complishm<.'nt" nnd stat\:. how
the mtcm~lup would fit into futun; plan... Appltcations mu 1 rca h
Smtth'.s Oregon oflic~ m P.O. Bo;\ 13089, Salem, OR. 97309 by Mny
I, 1990.
Money for students available
Student A sst tanc.c 1 now acceptmg applications for ~holarships,
fcllowshio: grants and loans for the 1990-19Q l 'chool year.
1"\t~UIUilag lU Nlllr~ \..WICY, l'tl!SUJCnl 01 tuOCOL 1\."~lSUlilCC, rntl·
Jion of do linN 3\atlablc to studcniS for fin:.mcul illd go unclrumcd each
)c:lr. Calley believes Swdcnt As.si~>Ulncc wiiJ help many tudent.S.
"Educauon hould not be prohibited bcc'..tuo;c or cost," he atJdcd.
II you are a hach school or college student and would m.-.c to fill out
an opplication, please send SASE:. to: Student As..,•stancc, P.O. Box
57037, Wcb~tcr, TX, 17598.
Women staffers needed
A Woman' Place Bookstore is looking for volunteers A Woman ·~
Place Book tore i~ a non-profit organe1.auon, pnmanly staffed by vol
untc.crs: They arc 10 need of women to -.~an the counter. an .. wcr phones
and as~tst women looking for books in our hbrary or necdtng referrals
from our rc._c;ource book.
Anyone tntcrc.c;tcd m volunteering c,an call the book-.tore at 284·
I l 10. The store is located at 1431 NE Bro~dway in Portland.
Kiwanis recruiting counselors
Kiwanas is currently recruiting stafl and coun.~;clors for t.hetr 1990
M~. Hood Kiwanis Camp program. The prog.r.1m is for handicapped
c~•ldrc? and adul.l!, and pro"uJcs the opponunity for .tudcnt.S to work
wtth llus populalJon. Stx hours undcrgrJduatc or graduate crcdtt arc
avatlable through Portland St.otc University.
Thcsmffposauonsurcsalaricd and an.: available in two,tour,stx and
ea_ght ~cck tons. Room and boanJ 1s mcludcd also. The camp run~
from June 14 through August II. For further information, call 725-
3180 or 725..J632.
Loveless to give AIDS talk
Dr. Mark Loveless, chair of the Oregon AIDS Task Force will
pr~sc .m the 4th annual A lOS Update, Tucsduy, April 17, from 7 10 9
p.m. m the Council Chamber.
•. Loveless 1 ru SISI.ant profc sor of rnC<Jacinc in the Oregon Hc.ahh
Sciences Umvcrsity (OHSU) School ol Mcdacinc' division of anf«.
uou dasea~ .. He i~ currcnlly dire(;tor of the OHSU AIDS progrom
a~> well as mcd1c:JI research dirc.ctor.
Loveless has had c~pcriencc workmg wnh AIDS patients, and
loo at the dtsc:.tsc from the pc1 pcctivc of a conccm"'J ph • · W th. • '-" YMCHII1.
I .a gr .. ant I rum l11c U.S. Publac I i"t:~llh Scrvrcc, he has cstublishcd an
AIDS Hothne for h~!th care protcs .. lunaJs.
Dunng has prcscnuuion he will addrc topi li about AIDS s ch the lr Lh bo t . . u a.~. u a ut 10w IS attr • .msmmcd, how it is treated. current r~se.nch,
and how people wuh AIDS rcccrvccare . J he pr..:-.cnwtion •~sponsored
the Student I fcaJth Center and as tr~.:C and nto ....... 1
UJ\; IC. Natividad addresses many issues ew n
Cunrmucdfrom page 1 give a fcrulizcd ova the ,. ......
.around a lot ta.,tcr when we ~come
the C'hicf luwmakcrs." She. udvO· m.tjority chnngcd from RcpublicWl
to Democratic. Her prcmii\C was
t~ll women are an important politi·
cnl forccund .should usc their power
to make sure \\Omen's issue-. gcr
noticed. Lional stotus of pcr'>On Lhat KtMUP.Rl.Y AAAN
hav(; not yet ac.hst·vcd " She The new rcgi-.t.nw
utes women suprx1ning women
cnndidntc..'i thmugh monit.ary dona·
rion and votes and "l'Xcrcising u
htUcaffinnuthcoctionofourown ."
Nauvidud imp~scd upon the
audience the power thm the
\\omen'~ mGJOnty could have tn a
democratic s).stcm. "Women arc
thcmlljontyofvorcr 'mcvcry suuc. ..
he said, "No on' can get ctcctoo
without us. \\'omen should tccl
empowered by thaL If our power is
c~crciscd corroctly, we could tx·
running this country.''
Gningc.Y.amplc.."ofhowwomcn
have become powerful voters, she
said women· vote" provided the
nmrgin~ of victory for the first umc
m the 1982 congn;ssional 'lccoon
In 1984, siJ; million more women
th:m m~n voted. In 1986 because
of the \\oman's \'Ole, tht:. !)l.'natu
LC student
ltonored
by NASPE
Lewis and Clad: student Lisa S
Fcuzwas was honored b} the Na
tional Association for Spans and
Physical Education by bctng named
as the Outstanding Phy~JcaJ Educ.a­
uon MaJor of Lhc Year from LC
..,...,. .---... ,.. ..... :"' .. .
rccogni1c outstanding <:tudents
• • • muJOnng m ph} SJcaJ cducauon or
spon from colleges or univcrstucs
lhal hove profc'\Stonal prcpara1uon
programs throughout l.he counD'y
Only one stud~..nt from each tOSUlu
• • uon 1s rccogntzcd eac.h year
Tha~ year 2?4 studentS from 42
Mntcs plus l.hc Dtstrtct of Columbta
and PuertO R1co were honored at a
reception dunng lbe 1051.h annual
eonvcnuon of the Amcnean AI
lienee for Health, Phy'iacal Educa­
tion. Rccrentton and Dance
(AAHPERD) m New Orleans. LA,
March 28l.hroug h Aprtl 1, 1990.
With more than 30,000 mcm
lxrs, Lhe Alhencc ts the coumry's
largest profcsstonnl organaz.auon for
phystcal educatiOn, health. fttn~.
sports and alhlclJcs, rccreataon and
dance educators.
Special needs chtld dc~ircs TLC
in his home whtlcGrundrna works.
Must be CSD ccrtifinblc.. A !-ope.
cial opponunuy for ~ student in·
tcrcsted in cmotionully tJisturbcd
ch•ldrcn. Call: 775-6543 After 6
P.m. tioncd whclbcr all ovn would be put mto cffccf
constitutJOnally oo pt.f'\om of next yt ar
birth and thcnascp.tra llon w~ ~~~n Wtlktn, hwd
Turning to a topic of economic
tssucs she said, ''Women do not
ICJJd the snmc cconom1c lives as
men. A womnn stilt cams 62 cent-.
for ever) dollar lhal u man earns."
Nuu" ido~d satd that a l.tCge number
ot womc.n thin~ their economic
problem<. hove been ignon.d and
desire gm ernrncnl involvement in
is.suc..-; .\UC.h as chJidcJI\. made.: between male and pivcs U\ a hand
... That which we may carry problcm,ar<. Del
bodu .• s arc tonstHuUotm lly got from unsaus
umt while we ar~o not, l.hat15 sdcfinudy worth k
i ·sue." Mnny students, 1
Returning to the issue of havco.pn.:sscd
Nauvadad said, .. If you don't with the new sy
you haven't earned the ~l.wn,ptalrn l-.· Jn. thi.lt u
complain nbomanything."J gives the reg aM
don 1 vote txc.1u-.c thev thinl. cr, is too confus
Natividad n~.: ~~ adtlreso.;cd Lh~
bcstt ol Jbonion saymg that "For
mony women the nghtto rcproduc·
tive 1. ho1cc as an economic is.suc:·
She J.lso tatcd that.. ·• Because the
ERA dad not pas.s women :trc not
yctconslJtutional persons. however,
the anu choice ~upportcrs want to
pass a human life amendment to tics nrc too dirty, thoy are J wtll be phase(
pctuating the system lknlc; may not rccc
Nauv1dad ended her sPeed
s.aym~ ''No one ever gave
power, we have to grab it
selves There is no point
the men We made them It
up to lhc makers of men to be
rc.sponstblc '
The show goes on
Continued from page I hope for the future Youth
mccs and c. lasses " Posey o;ai~ I..1kc Cross, Posey believes that
workinp wath youlh, particularly One of lhc aamc; of the"
African Amcri·
can males. will
help dccon Gender Studies ...
si!UCt, from the must include issues
mstde out, many
Of the StCrC· Of WOffien, ffiefl,
otypcs and tm· race and class.
Millo-• '"'""• ........ tliiDt S}moosiu
to mcludc
of Lhcmwe
spec live
c.ancctla
wasw1
stnce he
rimcnt.a.l to SO·-----.-------- dcr Stuw:
cint rchuons. "We have to put a fot order to be complcLc, must 1
more energy nnd capacity imo our I.SSUC...,. of women, men. rocc.
young SJCQple 1f we are Losee any class
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L 13, 1990 lie ew registration to be used again Memorial park near completion
tho co~
that
... <\he KJMBtRL y A RAN
1ltt new rcgt..,tmuun procedure
bv put mto cfkcl ag:un Jor lnll
>Cl'On\ of next year Ac nrchng to
,1on w~
111J..•rt WIlkin ht<.1d reg tstr.u, ''It
and y g• vc .. s us a h.mdlc on what the
curry •n problem sure. f.>c.,piw the <tbusc
nally · ·got from unsatisliccl studtnt~.
l.. lltat u dcfinllcly worth kt-cping."
Many sllldcnL'>, on the other
vc e\pr~-;scd their displcas­
'nllt lhc new system 'iomc
mplainLc: aoc that lht;; new proc.e­
pivc the rcgast.mr too much
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want
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despite all the;. compluHIL\, the
c;.ummi u~ actually c...h.ungcd the
procedure to make thesy~ tcrn more
fmr for cvuryonc on campus. I lc
hl.:tu .. vc.~ lltul th~ rc.a1 prohlcm was
not m t.hc rcgist.rution prO<. cdur~,
butm lhcnumbcrof clas"c'orttrcd.
"Wath this new pn>C'.cdurc;· Ford
said, "we c~ find out which cia~ scs
arc in demand. and open up new
section!> of them.''
With lh~eJt ccprion of two minor
modific.alJOns, the registmtion pro·
ccourcfor ncJtt year will be exactly
the \arne as last tcnn
Accordtng to Walk in, "TI1c only
change~ will be that the Vi~c Prcsi
dc.~nt of Academtc Affaaf'\ wtJI nKct with divasaonal und dcpanm~nt.al
chairs tO diS( US~ whm can tx. done
to ~1djust tht problems whtch an c.
'T11c Rcgtsuur "OtiJ(;CWlll aL:o luvc
two wccl~. tnMcad ol one, bclorc
Mudcnt.c; will receive their schcd·
ulcs. This will give us more umc to
make adjusoncnl'i."
To keep spa cs open for first
year :-;tudcnts,llle Rcgistrdt'S Of lice
will leave large unfilled spaces in
most tOO level cla.~<)CS. sin~c lltc
first year students have prionty in
those cla~~s.
Any comment.~ or criticisms on
the n:gistr.stion procedure c3n be
dir~tcd towards Dave Melly, Mi·
trd Bauan nnd Jess Ford, students
on lhc Cumculum Commiucc. nv MAliA MOJU I.
A mcmnn.al p~rk hou ing ~wts
and Cl.srk · s firs I permanent ro~ u
kiln •s scheduled to be completed
by May 1. The park, IOC3tcd ne.sr
the An Dcpanment OIIICCS, IS in
memory of Fr.mk Nonnandm. un
LC ludcnt who was to grndu4Jtc in
June JQ88. Nonn.mdin drowncl1
two ycur .tgo this May.
Although Normandin was not
an an major. he took many ccr.un­
i"' course while he attended L.C.
Nonnandin' o; moth~r. M.trianne
Nonnandin , is the ccrelat)' of the
College and A istantto th~ Prc.'it·
dent at l C. She und An prof~ sor
Ken Shore.-. agreed lhal purcha.,ing
a ktln for lhc dc:p.U"tmcnt wa~ a good w-.1y 1.t> use Nnmt.uu1m'
mcmonuJ fund. ''Fmnk loved
cerJITlics. particul.trly mku. He
alw loved the outdoor · :· Mrs.
Normandin c~pl.uncd. t\ plaque
in remembrance of Nonn.mdin
will also be lound m the p.trk.
The raku ktln v. ill be u vnlu­
ablc addition to the Arc
Dcpanmcot's . The ~iln • used to
perform ;1 Jap.mcse method of lir·
ing. Aller bcmg gl:uccl, Lhc nn·
work, ~ lcll m thcg.Lc;-lircd ktln lm
approximatCI)·Onc hour ... tudcnL ~
enjoy using l11is method or linng
becauscther~ultS.sre m~tanl. The
clay turns black und the g l417..C gives
a very high luster tmmcoiatcly after
being tired. er spc«t
r gave.
11b ll for
:m. Tt
::n to be LC to be included in scenic inventory
ilcludc
he male
cuvc.
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L 13, 1 The purpose of Crwubeat '"to make the Lewt ..ltld Ciarlo. com munily
aw.1rc of cnmc on campu.,. By Cl'QUng an awareness. it i~ the
J tntenuon to help members of th~ l C tommw\Jly protect them ~
PI\ ... , from bcmg vlcllmucd. lasts arotomptkd from Set urity rcpc.m.~ .
s~cunty .11 u77C'l or 0 tr anythmg unusual b observed.
••
•• Howard False nrc alarm
Tcmpkll~n p.11ling lt~l Auto .lC:C.tdl;ot. no Ul.JUDC.S
Stcwan-Breakmg .md ~ntcrmg. suspect apprehended
Fir Acres JXlfkmg lot Susplc tolL~ pi..-niOn repon
Plattfonn-Bn·almg und entering, nothmg reported :ttolcn
Stcwclfl ~nl c lit\.:. alarm
Phm ·Printer ~heel fC4:'der .;tolcn
Plntl I 0 stolen from dorm room
Tcrnpfccon Coftoo mu~hmc money swlcn
Olin 210-W .diet stolen
\('nart' M,·rt•r-'' 'h-.1~1
Libr..uy Bicyc.le .stolen
Jumper Dorm room door ktcl--cd in, nothing stolen
Library -Fat~ fire alarm
Od~ll · Unauthomcd party
Manl.anito-Bu·.yclc stolen
Gate 4 -Auto ace ident, no injunes
Pamplin-Susptcjous pcr..-on report
Copeland -Two bac.ydc.-. stolen from b~ment
Platt-Compact dtsk player stolen
Bodin&-Medica! em,:rgency, swdent fainted
Ptau-Belongmgs swlcn from trunk room
Templ~ton --ProeLCt bceak -in
Spru<»-Loud music complaint
Tcmpleton-Stud ems caught iJ1 ~
Copeland E.-4<>-Mcdla scrvioos' TV. VCR S10len
Templeton-Ulisecured fOOd lockers in TempletOn
PJauform-UnS¢CUrcd doors, oo mooey taken
Copeland B·wtng-Mocintosh stvleo
Fields dining room-Improperly secured windows
Odc!ll Mn.nor-MnriJUilna plant found growing behind building
East lawn--Loud no1se complaint
Ltbraty-Fal..~ fire nlDnn
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acccs~ to lllcrn. The lisr will be
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infonnation ofticcs.
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I'Rll 13, 1990 is to make PonJand more:mr.t"tivc
to busme.sscs 14hich v.ould allow
Lhc arc'..t to be more compellli'•C
willt olltcr kind ol Jurisdiction .
"Wehopcllut(themvcmory) would
cncourugecompanacs tO locate hc.rc
if there are more cmc amcmue.s:·
said Jean Harrison or the Burt•au of
Planning.
The Suue of Oregon nlso rc­
qmres the Office to nddrcss the 1 •
·uc of na1urnl resources and pro·
tectJng "CCOIC VICY. pomL~ COrnCS
under this hcudmg.
Titccnnc.hd:uc s ronhe mvcnt ry
must be approved by t nh lhe ~11y
\...\JUII\.11 (U\U \II.:. r hHIIIUI~ \Jliiiiii:S•
sian. There will also be .1 pubhc
h~nng on Apnl 24 10 disc u the
choices.
The L .. vtcv. is a ltulc ltifrcrcm
from some 01 lllc olltcrs on the li t
• • • smcc ll concern pnvate propcny.
But lJle Burc:.tu d • not nC'Cd the
pcrmbsion of LC to mcludc iL Any
objection from lltc College "auld
bcnotodand thcCommi "ton would
Lake Lhi-. into account before n:n­
dcring their dC(':ision whether or not
to include it on their pamphlcLo.;.
However. if the view docs be orne
part of the tinao.;hcd li l, t.hc Bure~ u
o(Pianning would have lb.: nghl to
~lop lltc bUilding of uny 'LrucllJ.re.
-.uch as an olttu:. lhut would dc-
-.U'Oy the ~CntC VICW.
The proJec.l '" due to ~ com­
pleted by July ~. 1990.
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PACE3 I LC students work to help the homeless Stewart residents
upset over bathroom tude1
s\ Lt-:gJE JoRC.E\'se •
On April 7. 1"0 ludcnts from
Lc\\isand Clark Collcgt-Ponland
Sl3lc l mvcr...h \\estern Oregon
Sl.Jlc College and the \.Jmverstt' or
Ponland g:tthcred together to make
me chang~. Whether it \\:15
v.ashmgabwldmg.pamt.mga~r
mov.mgalawn orswecpmgaLloor,
lheSc: changes began lO help needy
people around Ponland The third
annual Portland HungcrCie:m-Up
wa_ undcrw3'f
The Hunger Clean up under
thedirecuon ofOSPIRG'-. Hunger
and HomeJe..~ group v. ru ~l
up a.s a way for students to volun
tccr at communny orgam1.auon
At thr.. same Lime, money "~
earned from c:ollccLing ~nsors
Half ttn.. monc) goes to lhc ~a
tional Student Campaagn agamst
Hunger and Homclessne . \\.hdc
the rcs1 as giH·n to a cho._o,;cn cstab­
Jt·hmenL
This vear Sbt.crs of the Rood
Cafe was the focus of the group
auenuon, whi~h ~ivcd over
1000. The cafe provtdes nutri­
tious meals in ex.chang for labor.
food _ tamps, or for the lo" cosl of
Sl.2~ SlStersoftheRoadalsopro­
'ide: re ·Ulurant job tr.unmg and a
.safe plxe for the homeless to earn
t.bear meals in a dignified manner
A ft.er theopeni ng pre.sentauons
20 groups of volumeers lcfllO ""ork
at shelters, restaurants, climes, ~------..e-4
_e'
Kns Ke1lh and Megan \ oorhese. rwo of lhe o;tudcn~ who patticipau:d in the
Ponlilnd Hunger Clean Up plwlo b · Karie Robinson
churt he.\ and olher community
projcxas. Shannon Todd, who
worked at MYCAP. a minority
youth project to help keep kld out
of g3ng. "3-Jd, uwe had 3 great
lime.. pamung the v.alls painting
each other, and making a home for
those boy~ who need help in getung
away from gang~.·
Although over 550 hours were
put in by the swdcms. the homeless
problem is far from ~lvcd 'Sure,
we only mlld.c a small dafference. ..
JayHamasalosaJd ''Butoneof the
mosttmponant thmgs is Lhnt we had
e~posure lO the homeless problem ...
The studodms felt that working -
in Lhchomele.\scommunit) helped
them feel a pan of it Kn~ Keath,
LC's JcadC'r of the CIC3n·L p. sa1d,
·we pamtcd m preparation of
openmg the \lf'a CAP shelLer. but
all of u really want tO go back and
meet the people we were helping."
Voorhc.cs summed up the fccl­
mgs of the group. "Everything
done created change in people· s
lives Those changes created hope
for the hungry and homeless. and
gave them a liu.Je faith m thelf
communuy Faith, trust and hope
are what create more change m
small communaties and slowly
around the world.·· BY Sc. Oil ERlc:K.<iON
On the average, most people
spend from 45 minute-; to one hour
an the bathroom any gtven day. The
bathroom ts generollv not a place
for socJal gathcnng parucs. or
tmportant conferences Yet. a doct·
ton to change Stewan Hall s balh·
rooms from co-ed to )tngle-scx is
bcmg mel wtth constdernble resas·
UlJlCC from some or Stewart's f'C.Sl
dents
Cmdan Carrol, Re.suJcnt Dircc­
torofOdcJI,Sr.ewart.and Alcm halls,
cttes n change m Sr.ewan Hall's
atutudeasthecataly t for the change
to singlc-£ex bathrooms . "I -ee ll ns have c.o-cd bathrooms years
a secret balloL ll was decided
that the dOClSJOn to have co--ec~l
rooms would have lObe .... _
a ~tngle dtSSCnuon. and the
room~ would remain
Smce that dcctSJon. secret
have been sent out at lhe DeJl'.t
of each year about the
and any resadems who fell
fortable about haVlng c~
rooms were moved to rooms
to Odell Hall, wh1ch has
floors and bathrooms Carrol
l.hat there were rarely any
uons to co-ed bathrooms m
surveys ever
''l thank evcrythl
by me." This Wl
· held la..st woe
so widespread t:
word leaves a se
docs it affinn o
We as Lewis anc
this cnmpus. D
students who lbJ
:nas LC tudems
But unul rcccntl
ISSUCS ';UrTOUn~
cr cducaoonal
except the~
somclhmg lhat has --------­been coming for a In this lase Recent eventS h.
ballothowevcr stir. Wilh the rna
long whtle • shesrud
Each floor w11l have
one bathroom re­
served for each gen­
der. The bathrooms
in lhe Ivory Tower
will remrun ~
Accordmg to Car­
rol.. each of lhe rest
dencc halls has money
set astde for renova·
uons. Wben Sr.ewan
was origmally con­
structed, Lhc balh-was a s1gm lnvu-. rcnovnuons
number of vi.•n,rc: were bounc
who dishked 01100 down to the 1 "Part of
living in ~ ~ascnc.sofwccl
thescrest< \\-ednesday even
3 dorm notglVe therr Bccauseoflhen
so lhey could are begtMing t is the moved closer · includedlhemo
Odell. The "Wll :rector, Wayne Peel family of complamts Students have a
cered bathroom1 about tenun environment" Lhe wantcr male mfonna
doubled. "The variousacuvi~
veys were meant
way of honoring
thoughts and feebngs of the rooms were intended ----,--•
to be single· sex. Over Ole course of
me ow rung s rust.ary, tne natnrooms oents. sruo L:arrol.
Fred Friendly to be commencement speaker became co-ed without bemg reno­
vated aJ. alL Accordmg to C3m>l,
Presldent Mooney has made n a
pnonty to cooven Stewan bath·
rooms back to single-sex use
Mooney could not be reached for
comment by press time. "I think u sucks." S81d
more Bek.ke Lund, a Stewan
denL "Pan of li vmg m a dorm
famaJy envuonment. I've n~v.,.. ,
any problems." A petiuon u
ready an the works on Lhe issue. :1oauon m last wecl
ca.mpa1gn and ll
construcuvcly ru
n1c 4Wllh) ur t:
affecLs us at the t
wte Lhcmselves
lS a word ll1
lary,and we
B~ To.'"Y DA\-15
With a pma ss beginning last
spring. Fred Friendly. fouuerpresi·
dent of CBS and presenll) Director
of Columb1.1 Univcrsit} Seminars
on \1edia and Society of the Gradu­
ate School of Journalism, has been
c~n as this year's commence­
ment speaker.
Fnendly was chosen from lists
compiled by the Undcrgradu:u.e
School. the Graduate School, the
fx ulty. starr. and the board of uus­
tee..s. Nter this compilation con­
StSti.ng of appro,jmatcJy fifly names
from each constituent group, a vote
was laken to narrow lhe hst down to
ten. Howe,er. Friendly was not the
students' first choice for the com-
.,;
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··· in ttie'llght1lgainst
AID~~e·re looking
tor a few good men to
help us reach out and
educate peo_pre about
AIDS. lnteresfed? What.
~o~n dq)iirgtft save
· a lffe? For more info
call Michael or Dan at
Cascade AIDS Rroject
. 223·590~ mencement speaker. Oscar Anas,
president of Costa Rica. received
the clear majorit)' of vot.cs and was
invtt.cd lO attend. He declined • however. as he did not wash to leave
his oounuy so soon after leavmg
office in May.
When Anas declined •.he mvit.a­
uon. a clear choacc for speaker was
no longer evidcnL, so lhe decision
was gJven to the board of truSieeS .
Sara Bambrigc. co-cha.tr of lhe committee SSSJgned to choose a
speaker srud. "If we had made a
clear choace, then lbc board would
have had lO accept rL.. She also
wished to clarify lhat. "(SlUdents·)
choteesareconsideredJustashJghly
as faculty or grnd students· ..
Fred Fnendly has ues lO Oregon
as hiS grandfather was one of the
founders of the Unaverstty of Ore­
gon. Maryann Nonnandm, aSSJs·
tam tO the presadcnt, dcscnbes ham
as .. a rascmaung man.'' In the past, Sr.ewan restdents
decrded between Stngle-sex and ce>­
ed bathrooms by secret balloL The
agreement.accordingtoCarrol, was
lhatlhe decision lOgo co--ed would
have to be unanimous; tf there was
a single dissention, the bathrooms
would conven back to ~ingle-sex.
S~wart restdents fltSl dectdcd to
•• •• •• •• •• •• •• •• •• •• •• •• Whtle fighting over UdU
may seem msagnificant lO
S~wan restdents are consider
Lhetr nghrto dectde how they ·
bemg bypassed tn thiS rnau.er
year Sr.ewan resident Scon
love, a Junaor, added, "We
let Presadent Mooney k:oow l.hal
are adults, and we deserve 10
treated as adults "
• . c~~ c.AU 1tto
Applications for next year's student media positions available at the
information desk and in the ASLC lounge.
Any questions?!?
.. A~k: Jeff Van ~orn-~LC; David Br~therton or Mika Fukuda-Li terary Review~ Nicola Clark­
Merrdtan, Seth Edelstem o_r A_nel Frager-Pr c/ure 1his l',oductrons; Laurie Matthews -Pioneer Lo ; Bilal·
Qutub Student Communrcal1ons Board Chair. John Farnsworth-Yiem Knntah Annual 8
Get Involved!
Dead I ine May 3, 1990 enurE
one eli
EDITOR:
From ourunders
::essarv lha t Cape [
dlSUngUt.shed be
itlSCquently, tJus t
·.-:u m favor of Ca
I.Ulu.rc. Next.sha
the Dean of Fa~
~ that Capelli ,
tille One would
bcang suongly
lhe quahlied fact
Dean of Faculty.
be honored LCl
dJsmay, we were
nal dOClStOn fCS1
our prestdcnt,
, who OVerT]
two dcci,.ion"
We. as swdcr
benefittcd
PPc:lli ~ ~hmg, a
disappointed
ion and do not u
decision of this
by solely one
ly enough,
13, 1990 ~m
.> 1 ,;u 11 r;;
Lhe11
could
closet
rhen
1ter
'"The
e meant
10nonng
of the
said tudents united will
ever be defeated
•·t think everytlung sucks, and everything noeds to be changed, but
by me " Tins was overheard at Lhe chcems and kool-atd table at a
held lasl weekend. In the past couple of years, this atUtude has
so wtdcspre.od Lhat it has even won it's own label ... student apathy ...
word lcav~ a sen~ of dread in Lhe minds of most of us because nol
docs it aftinn an inability to act but it also affums an inability to
We as Lewis and Clark students hear about decisions being made all
this c:unpus. Decision'\ arc being made by administralo~. not by
students who Lhcy aflccL ln global, politicaJ nnd environmcm.:ll
ltlla:.. LC studenL~ have been willing to explore issues and support
But until rcccntl)'. we have not carried Lhat energy over in dealing
tssucs surrounding the problems of our mstitution itself. lt is
h~ .. cducauonaltrony that at LC, we arc W11lmg to deal with every
Mtl'm except Lhe ones that he the closest to us
Recent eventS have suggested Lhat Lhe winds of rhange arc starting
Wtlh Lhe many dccastons being made concerning ruition mise,
~p1us rcnovauon~. the food service and faculty hiring and fuing.
t*11tlS were bound lO demand answers as well as mpuL The issues
oocd down to the need for student empowennent and lhat is e~aclly
a sencs of weekly meetings. held in Lhe ASLC lounge at8:30 p.m.
Wednesday evemngs have sought to embmce
Becau'\Cof lhemceungs held Lhus far ,dialogue has been exchanged,
are begaMing to be formulated and some acoons have been taken.
· included tbe motion taken by a studem to talk. to Budget and Finance
:.-_ ....... Wayne Pederson about the tuition increase
Studems have also recenlly made peuuons lO call at.tention to thc11
~llnJ~ts about tenure and a doctSton was made to began a newsleucr to
... m,nnr,. mfonnallon deahng wttb studenlempowennentand activi­
of vanous acllvtst groups on campus. Also encouragang was the par­
m last week's NARAL rally. OSPIRG'shungerand homeless­
:sscampaagn and Lhe gender sympostum,all geared to raaseawareness
c:onstrucltvcly and promote change.
nac: 4uallty uf L.C b ~t.u~ U} Clll.uiU GJJ)' t.hh'lS &.lid\ \.VIJt\;o;) rtV'II ll"'
affects us at the bottom. Thl;refore.al tS our concern that all students
lllrC<l.te themselves on the assu~ Lha1 currently plague LhiS tnsutution .
~JoUJ•Y ts a word that we hope dtmantshes from the Lewas and Clnrk
, and we hope that the wand! that are beginning to ur. never
ouonu ~~------------------------------------~ he issue.
ltlO
oOSJder
, tbey
!ltlct.
cou -r­
We
)OW
iUVCID
!0
he
-
al· enure decision elicits
oncern from students
nm EorroR:
It was recently brought to our
uon that Dr Carol Capclh or
e Psy·cho logy Department was not
tenure. Due to the fact that
in(onnaoon bcang gaven to the
mts h& been extremely hm·
our facts may not cover all
IOCl,of the procedure of granung
From ourunderstandmg, it was
ess:ll) that Capell• be reviewed
adisLing01shed board of faculty.
~trlS1:Qu entb . thas board strongly
in favor of Capelli"s rcceav·
tenure. Next she was rev1ewed
Lhe Dean of Faculty. who also
........... that Capella was wonhy of
titJc. One would anucapatc that
being strongly recommended
lhe qualified faculty board and
Dean of Faculty. Capella would
y be honored tenure Much to
dtsmny, we were infonncd lhat
final dcca~aon rested an Lhc hands
our prestdcnt, Dr. Michael
~!OOJ'ley. who overruled the pro va­
two dccistons.
We, as students who have
rreauy benefitted from Carol
.~Delili ''s LCOChing, are overwhelm·
> disappointed in Mooney's
· and do not understnnd why
decision or this caliber am be
by solely one person. Inter
enough. Mooney htmsctr
RIL 13, 1990 has never observed Capella in ac­
uon AJlhough Mooney's reasons
were focused around the fact that
Capelli has not contnbuLCd enough
to the scholarly aspects of teachmg
(pubhslung. research, etc.), we feel
Lhis is deftnjt.ely not the cntcria by
whach a liberal arts professor should
be evaluated. One of Lhe mmn rea
sons a person aucnds a smalllibem.l
ans college lS to benefit from Lhe
personal intcrocuon with the pro­
fessor ins1de and outs1de of Lhc
classroom Profcssorswhoaremore
concerned about their pubhshmg
fall to gtve lhetr studentS 100% of
lhe11 au.ention Instead, we need
professoni who are focused on Lhe
needs of the swdent.s., and who arc
dcdacatcd to thctr tcachmg Cnrol
Capelli is o~e o! these professors.
Research may seem smport.a.nt.
but itts Lhequaluyoftheclassroom
experience and Lhe mformatton we
arc able to auam from a profe.-.sor.
that we will take w1th us along our
future paths.
We feel the Lew1s & Clark
community wtll suftcr immcnsclv
from Lhe to:s of Carol Capclh "lot
onl} should thh docision tx recon
sidercd, but so should the enure
S)! tern by whach our fncuhy are
being judged
SARAH5AMtH
J a-.~ 'Y IVERS LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Questions about student
evalutions worth asked
Ton a.: EorTOR: ,. Last week I learned or the dect·
ion by Pre.~ident Mooney to fire
Dr. Carol Capelli. Dr. Capelli is
one of the best professors f've had
dunng my college career. Not only
is she extremely \.:nowlcdgcable in
the field of psychology. but she is
also able to cOfwcy this knowledge
to tudents. The ability ofDr. Capelli
to t~ch well i.~ obvious for those
who have bca1 able to take classes
from her. and it" s probably reflected
as wclJ in the cour;e evaJuations
that students fill out ~ch tcnn
From the fU"SLt.ennofschoo1. Lhe
importance of these evaluauon has
been drilled into my head. Not
only. so the story goes, docs tl pro­
vide a critical repon as to how Lhe
professor is teaching for the profes­
sor herself, but it also pro,·ide.~ a
basi~ for whether or not a professor
might be tenured. Howevcr,this is
probably not the case in real life.
When the opponunity arose for Dr. CapeUi to be tenured. just theoppo­
sit.c occurred, and Lewis and Clark
is now being l.hreat.cned with the
po ibility of losing a fantaStic
profe.._-.sor Wld an asset to one of the
school's large t dcpan.mcnts . As
Lhe evaluation are all confidential.
1 have naturo.Jly not read any of Lhe
ludcnts' reportS of Dr. c~pclli. l
do know, hOWC\'C r. Lhnt I ~ve never
spoken lO a student who has dis·
liked one of her ciJsscs.
This brings to mind two ques·
Lion . is there any real purpose to
t.hc supposedly paramount evalu­
ations we. as students, fiJI out each
tenn: and why do we. as students,
who have both temporal 3Jld finan·
ciaJ invcsuncnts in Lhis instiWllOn.
:seem to have no ~y in who will
teach us what we need to lewn? I
urge Dr. Mooney to reconsider his
decision. It would cc.nainly be a
:shame lO lose a professor of her
callibre ~
Ell.£EI.I rTTlf.R
Swilll season disregarded
To 1rfE EorroR:
This is just a short note to inform
and remind the Pwnur Log Sports
EdilOr that Lewis and Clark roes
have a varsaty swim t.eam. Fo·
those of you who are wondering
.. , .... _, """ <'-"?C.VU \ .. , U 1"01\rhtt t.M
true last term. It was 1l.rnost uncer·
stanrlable t.hat nothmg was m the
Log about NAIA auonals smce
t.he meet occ lJJTCd after the last lS·
sue of the term However, it is
absolutely inexcusable that neither
our conference or regional meets
v.ere covered For those of us v.ho
put in countl~ h~ of practice to
prepare and race m Lhesc meets, it's
d~hea.nening to dlscover we~vc
been forgouen. We had a great
season this year. School records were broken and lifetime bests wa e
seen. The girl were District II
champions and finished seventh m
nationals. The guy's l.C31Tl, wilh
only fiv~ swimmers. defeated other
lC3ms at our major meets. If you· re
,,.,_ .. ,_. ....... )v,.,., :..A;uot4ut~oJ., A:A
ask and we· U be more than happy lD
tal~ . It appears lha1 next year we'IJ
noed to have a wimmcr on Lhe Log
to write a.n.icles for us as that cec­
tainl) seemslOw<n forothcrspons .
T1 ffi LC .5\\-1.\4 TEA.._,.
]e.: DEwALD, ~ ..... 'Y Foosf MAll..E
fuu.ER DEsaffi HEIM, CODY jACOB­
~.)OI-l'. " ~STEWART LA.\49-
00:, CHERn. Lo: :cFEI.Low, LoRI
MOORl A.''DYPOittl'(,jEFFRUHSElt,
AARO'\;. SHORT, LAURA WAO.."WITZ What should
government
contol?
To THE EDrr0R:
Does the "nght to life." re·
quire all lO be parents? Forbid
birth control? Does the ·nghlLO
religion ... require 311 to have a re­
tigion? Wh1ch one? If one am
legislated, why not both? do
"rights" dictate mor.lls1 Who' 1
Blood uansfUSlans are ·sin" for
some religions, Should lhey be
banned? What if they're 100 per­
ceot right? WouJd Olcy be out­
lav."Cd? Should they? Should
government conuol relig.ron OlJld
famity plnnning'!
\VAL TER STRJCJ:L:ER
Leukemia
victim hopes
for letters
from many
To tm: EoooR:
Someone heard t.his on sution
KUPL and a.qed if we would like
to help by puuing il in the Log.
This is from the Children" s
Wi~ Foundation: a ,young bo).
~':';en years old. i dying oftcuke­
mia and bt has. u months to liv.e.
u;.... ,.,;t:h ;L" '"' ......,....,...,.. , .. ~ ""';'':"-
cards llld lcum befo~ he dies; if
be does, he will have SCI a new
record. If anyont wanL'\ to write.
to him. b~re ·:) the address:
Craig Sbcrgotd
cio Otildren·s Wt~ Founda·
• uon
32 Preimeter Center E.
Allanla. Grorgia 30346
Thanks for helping.
joce. 'IN HICC~l'S
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PACES •
• BY MONICA L. HARRIS"'
roR nm PioNtf.R Lex;
What docs Parents' Weekend mean to
you'1 When taken out of tts happy and
styhc:h Lewas and Clark cont~l. Pnrcnts'
Wed.end can be a superfictal. lonel) and
frusunting evcnL
The LC admimsuauon whach plans these
seemingly helpful events does not think
about those less fonunate students who may
be orphans. or whose parents live too far
away to vastt the campus,or are too poor to
La}.e ume orr work or alford uanspon.auon
to Ponland There are parents who also
mtghl feel uncomfortable in such an elite at­
mosphere or are cmouonalJy unsupporttve
of theu children because of past fwndy
problems
Instead, the admmaslnlnon ass~s that
everyone wlll be supponive of a Parents'
Weekend celebrauon. by gencralwng ats
pohcaes to fit that of the adeal Lew1s and
Clark student, homogcnazed whate snobs
with nch, culwred parents.
Unfortunately. lh•s narrow aturude ro­
wards the fnmaly and fmancutJ SltWlliOnS Of
LC students creates an unexpressed bamer
of tcnston that man} students keep htdden
mstde for fear of appe.anng uncouth, uncool
or unsophJ.SUcalCd.
If an ouwdcr had observed the general
fc.suvnics and suppressed attitudes present
among students and parents last weekend,
he or she v. ould immcdamely sense the shal­
lowness of put-on presentations and acts by
both lhc adminislnlUon and the students
The studc.nts momentarily sobered up and
donned chu. sporty ga.rments l·or the plcas­
un:. or their parents-to imprus them with
how we \I they wen. gctung along an the .. real
bcr~cen parcnL~ and swdcnts did not get FORU
. . . e 1cara ua elections; en-
wcregomgandhowharditwas~akeepbank enced by an Oregon ouse ep.
accounts full these days.
The monotonous planned events for Par­
ents' Wcdend alc;o presented a distorted
vtewofwhat college life is really lilce at LC.
Through ex uavagan tevents. feasts,l~tures.
campus tours and concens. the adrmmsuu­
uon atmed to secure 1ts future tuiuon fees by
prc.~nting Lcw1s and Clark. College os a
scnsauonal aunosphcre of great mtcUect.
but m the process of putting on such an
excessave performance, the ture semblance
of play-ncung could be fell by anyone m­
volved
As an aJlCillJlUve to Parents' Woe.kcnd.l
would hkc lO propose a future student-fac­
ulty-admmistrauon weekend an order to
celebrate and redefine the students • r~al
purpose m seeking a liberal arts education at
LC By worlcing and commumcaung to­
gether collccuvely m de.tennining future
policy dcctston regarding professor tenures.
money allocations and future campus
changes. the admmistration and srudents
would betteT understand each other's point
of vacw and the veJI of ignorance Lha.t sur­
rounds our campus would be replaced by a
new vtgorous energy of understa.ndmg .
ll IS tmportantto stop accepting everythJng
that the admmasD"aUon does, e.spectally when
attS somcthmg as dlscnnunatory as th1s Par­
ents· Weekend event. smce the real powerm
any democracy hes with lhe people and theu
walhngncss Lo commumcatc.
The admamstration can be helpful if tlts
checked by lhe tuation-paying students that
tonunually demand equalJLy and a fair say
m the pohucs at this colJege. Hence, even
though we hve m a secluded bureaucrauc
college system, we can still gam control as a
~··'t.--a ... ,.,.,."-.__ •-' ........ y~-.....,.._._. -·•.,.bJ ~o~·-
and ban discrimination before ttcorrupts our o~ MAJ(Y Aua Fo'RO
OJI~A~
SAt»ot. Olu\c~
Km nm PIONCtlt Loc
Reprutntotiw. Mary Alice Ford was OM of 11 in an ojfiriaJ/y lnvikd obs~rvt:r fe(l,
Ortton fort~ NicoragiiiJ tltcMn. She rtprtstnttd 1~ Ecumtnlcal Millistrus of 'L ·
and 1M Ortgolf Chapter qf tk CoUiltil for Human Righls ill Lati1t AmeriCG.
The election results in Nitatagua were balled by the United Stntes government and
U.S. news media as another triumph for demoemcy in thi! year of surprise
ano.t.h« popu.lor revolt against totalitarian repression. WUilhat be the story's eudinJ
Nicaragua?
With guida.nce from Presideru. Oscar Arias of Costa R.aca and other Centtal
leaders, as.~ stance from ~ Orpntr.ation of American Sbltcs (OAS) and the Uraircd
Nicamgua•s President Daniel Ortega agreed to hold free and honest elections in oar
and tomovo ~elections from Nov. 1990 to Feb. 2of tlus year. Nicarngua was in
crisis. which was draining all resources from developing the country and feeding and
for it..~ citi~ .
Resources from countriessuob as Russia and 'Eastern and Westetn Europe would
be discontinued due t.o -the n~ of re$tor\ng snwllhy on their own c¢gtincnt. C~ba,
Sandlnista1s closest ally, wlllmost likely be having itS own prot>Jems in the futtt(easit
deCide to join Ole wave of de~mtlitarlzauoJl and dcmoet3Cy or tight on lllone.
The Unlltd States dogged continued mlUt.ary support co the Contnts. attd coupled With
blocJcadc and economic embargo. has luld a devastating ~ffe¢t on the p«>ple of Ntl'
Food (other man that brought in(()( observers and media covering the eJection) is
scarce. People subsk~t mainly~ rlt», beans~ com, fruit and coffee. Meat and vegetabl~
rare. Medical supplies are very scarce. Doctors, especially medical speciaHsts.havefied
the U.S. hospitals and equipment are tn dangerously short supply and mefficicnt Man
Lhe capitol city and home for half of the country•s population, bas not been repaired since
dova.~r.mg earthquake of the early 1970s (the U.S. gave $9.000.000 to Somosa fouoliet
that time, but the money WAS Oot Used fot that purpose). The infrasll'Ucture Of the
also an tragic dlsrepair. Lake Managua is homl>Jy polluted.
The people of Nicaragua. generally wann and happy. mustc and an .. loving and poetic
speech. quietly and soberly It$ ted to tbeiniirc situation a week ago by the one meansm their
the ballot box. The.y tnmedoutin unprecedented numbers (90 percent) to
ballots for "ctlangc" · -a ~hallge io government that e~ry pcl$0ll we talked with said wo11ld
lead to an end to war and an end tO the embargo.
Senator Hatfield's urge for peace suggests
need tor voter support ot policy
bcrond the dcpthlcs.schit-chznofhow things souls. To THE EorroR:
New Europe needs to learn from history
BY MAJU.: RJOIAROSO:-.i As the Berltn Walt comes tumbllog down aild Nelson Mandola prepares fm
between the African National Coogr~ and the South African government, the porentJ.al
peace in our troubled world seems ononnoos.
R>R n m Pior-.·rrR Lex;
This is the continUOJtonfrom last wulc' s
(Apri/6. 1990) artie/~ . "European chonge
necessitates l~ormng from the post," sub­
milled by Mark Rtehardson
Throughout Central Europe,thcre seems
to be a Lendcncy to equate anti-communasm
wtlh anti-semitism, thus af there ever as a
backlash agamst Lhe communists m these
countries, there ts a good possabdaty or fur­
ther persecution of Jews The lessons of
hiStory have not been learned
or the amazing sights I've seen. being at
the Brandenburg Gate on New Year's Eve
has to be the htghhght The JOY and excite­
ment or the Gennan~ (East and West) and
the many foreigners in Berlin was very
moving. At that point. 1 felt the two Get·
many Slates should unite. However, after
waLChing the events of the past few weeks,
I've developed some reservation s.
The fact that reunification seems emi­
nent (and soon) makes me nervous. A f ric nd
of mine v.:ho lives in Berlin told me of
numerous rightist/Fascist parues that have
staned in East Gcnnany as well as problems
with skinheads in West Berlin. These groups
may not have much if any political power to
speak of, but the nght-wmg Republican
pan y gathered .seven percent of the vote rn
Parliamentary elections last year.
J 've also read thaLthts party i~ fairly anti­
semitic ~d resembles the Nazi Pany in
some ways. The fact that Helmut Kohl has
told the US and the USSR that "the Gennan
question wiiJ be solved by Ge.rmans" IS not
encourdgi ng. On the one hand, I think he is
right, but Gennany was divided under cer­
tain conditions by foreign powers. These
conditions have not been followed. A fmaJ
peace treaty has not even been signed. German reunificatio n is a fact-under
what condtuons should be dt.scussed by aJJ
nations concerned and not JUSt the four al­
lied powers. Some of the Poles that we met
were phystcaJiy repulsed by the tdea of a
reunited Gennany. The fact that Kohl had
uouble renouncmg any chums on the fonner
German lands now an Poland only makes the
snuauon worse There neens to be some son
of summit on reshapmg Europe after the
cold war
Gcnnan nationalism is not the only re­
emcrgmg problem m Central Europe All of
Central Europe &s being tempted by nauon­
alist fervor Thrs only makes thmgs worse
for the numerous nauonaJ mmontiesall over
the region. These problems were not ad­
dre.~scd well enough after the war Hungari­
ans in Romania and Yugoslavta. Romanian s
and Iranians in the USSR, Gennans an Po­
IIDtd, Turks in Bulgana, Albantans an Yugo­
slavia. and Jews and Gypstes all over the
ref ion. etc. The Cold War had frozen these
ethntc troubl~. but they are ready to ex­
plode now. One counuy may chasuse an
other for human nghts vtolauons whale Yet even as waning facti.ons set. down to calk of peace m nations arc>Wld the globe.
sufrering,upon which genu me and lasting peace can never be built. is on the rise. And
United SUt~ and the Soviet Union, whose wrunung relations and increased cocJJ>etat
could provide the necessary impetuS for peaceful conOtct resolunon from southern Africa
Centrnl America, are acwal.ly increasu1g anns sales throughout the developing world.
Put simply. the gap between the potenual for peace and tho reality of peace is i neru~e.l
While politicums and policytnakers in this counuy ruther even over whether our blo::ltt<
mililary budget should be cut. the rremendous opportunities for the United States to leCOllllCI
a leading inumtal.lonal peacemaker arc slipping away.
Last month~ Ilmroduccd a rosol~tion in the Senate designed to seize those ""t-"t)()rtlllnit
The Harvest of Peace Resolution.. which now has tO ~-ponsor$ . calk fora SO ~t red1L1c
inworldwidemilitaryspendingbytheyear2000,adecadeaway . ThPbUlioosof ollBLCSSl~VI
would be spent to address the root human causes of war and violence: poverty. hunger aJidl
malnutrition.
Two statistics illusrtate the urgency of this shafl Every minute, lS chiJdten die in
deveJopmg world from hunger and preventable diseases. ln t.hnt same mmute. the nations
lhi.~ world spend $1 million on weapons of war. \Jntil those statistics change, untiJ the
of human Ji{e is clevat.W above bombs and bullets, peace will be nothing but a distant dream.!
The ume to aetas now. The Harvest of Peac.e Rcsoluuon has been endorsed by a widtl
range of organ1zations, including Bread for tbe World, Oxfarn America. RESULTS andl
SANE/FREEZE. Pa\sing this resolution and tmplcmenting iLc; goals. however. will take
suppon and commitment of mdividuals throughout this country and indeed, around
world.
SINCERF.l. Y,
MARK 0. HAma.o
U"Nmo SrAil~ S&.IATOR
vaolaung another mmonues' rights m the1r • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
own country There 1s a Jesson here that has • •
not been teamed : Love you, need you, want you. :
In the last stx months, 1' vc seen the ·end • •
of history' as one man hkes to call it. ft was : :
thecndotancramostdeftnlt.ely Bemgbom • S b . d• k . 1. . h •
only 21 years ago, I've known nothmg but : U ffilt lS S, JaVe InS, running S oes :
the Cold War. This emergence mto some-• t th f b 21 p• L ££• •
thing 'new' is a bit unsettling. The oft· • 0 e orum, OX Or 10 og 0 ICe. •
quoted last line in the Dacau museum by : :
SanLayana S<tys a lot. .. Those who cannot • •
rcmcmberth epastarecondemncd torcpeal : Viva Ia students! :
iL" Let. 's find somcthmg to be teamed from • •
the past, for the sake of our own e:ustence. • • •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •
APRlL 13, 1990 rning!
What dot
AMc was • fre
who devoted a hug1
studies. Hoving c
she lit up a JOint;
ltlllU) would to help he
induced state. A1\1
down a 01ght of st1
called and they too
In a routine 1
tJalital found a cracc o'
's blood and put he
llCC$5 ery f cderal rcporl
Two weeks later *.
lfYIOIUS}Y inslgn1fican
~-The newsbyte ~
camps that were 1
If~ drug users. Th
chmbed in the past
hsoef1:;enl . ln response
esident Bush called
to appropriate ru:
program. thus wi'
The next day Ar
by a knock on her
When she answe~
att.d for Lllcgal drug \J
She appeared f1
u (CA~fll l y funded dru
and tot.ally dcpent
11d. Anne h.ad a fede1
patd)defenseauon () ve,
Wlfl. tJ
It was Brainy S\Ulda
sin10g there, mm
IUld contcmplnlln
11 all Then her lrl
1-i'O.-'anl P'ul•h• clt\tl
''YouJcnowwhat lh!
IIU<ient apathy as?"
·Nobody ever docs on:
\fONDAY
"It's because we'
able." clauned Jasperc
rm-consultant friend,
c"'l\S more than c18
clothing can really bc:i
iiVolvcd"
"Why e1ghtecn ?" •
disturbed atlhc thou;
full wo.rdrobc
'They're too bu~
clothes to worry abo
'1lrld, '' Jasper ella ret
Win. ll' s all m the w'
La! cr tlmt same da
~If ob~ssivcly I
closet. "What am I gt
lhought. "The world i
ahandbasketbecause
or.JCans andsut Mtckt
T's I wish mother ha~
be days ltke thl.S "
TUESDAY
The next day WtJ
lia crouched under a
a dolphm ~alnd sand
Cola bottled bcverog
exclaimed. "Don't
drinkmg Coke t..~ lilc¢
"Leave me alone
~I'm too tired to be p
Evcrylhmg sucks nnd
10 bu changed. but nt
"Poor Eulaltn," Y
she gently took the (
sandwich from her fi
be really depressed
checto~ and kool rue
Just then. o. large
in through the wand(
newpopcr on the col
Vhton 1s the fiRST 1
of OpPrE.~stvc EJ
cuclcd the table twic
back out the wmdt
smgmg m Sparush
APRIL13, 1990 ests
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:::. • w• • • • • • • • • • • • •
1990 lo..,&~L,.,.! This column may be dangerous to your alse sense of security
What do the drug laws say?
,uun the next sut years
Good ~erlet me relate to you an
._.,,m,~ a friend of mmc had re­
AMe was a freshman in col
who devoted a huge bulk of time
studies. Having completed her
she lit up a JOUll, as she occa
Jywouldtohelphcrrelu . Inhcr
mduccd state, AMo !ripped DJ1d
down a flight of stain Security
called and t.hey took Anne Lo the
In a rouune blood test the
onntal fot.md a uacc of man JUana an
's blood and put her name on the
11ctS3 ary federal report.
1'wo weeks latc:r Anno noticed a
.cviousl~ i.nsignificlltlt story in the
The newsbyte was abow the
C4mps that were beulg used to
.,,.., drug users The suocess rate
diiTlbed in the past year to almost
ln response to the success,
rtSidc:nt Bush caJled for the Con­
to appropriate further funds to
program. t.hus w1pang out drug
lb.ISC The next day Anne was awa.k­
by a knock on her door
When she answered, she was ar­
:rsted for illegal drug usc and intox1
.man. She appeared five hours later
redcrally funded drug court. Beang
and totally dependent on fanan­
lld. Anne had a federally appointed
lldpatd)defenseauomey Hiscoun
~vee~
Wtfl. the
It was a rasny Sunday W mona was
;.~t sttUng there. minchng her own
and contemplating t.he injll~h ce
ll nll Then her true friend and
rW'i.\•nl ~ut•li• clt\11rh..A .nln lh.o
"You know what the problem w1th
IG.tdent apathy Js?" Eulalia sasd
'Nobody ever does anyt.hangabout it."
\IONDA\'
"It's because we're too comfort
lblc."claimedJasperella. Wm'sfash ·
en-consultant fnend "Nobody who
ofo'm more t.hnn e1ghtcc:n u.ems of
dothmg can really be expected to get
vwolved."
"Why eighteen?" quenedWinona.
diSturbed at the thought of her over
full wardrobe.
'They're too busy changing their
clothes to worry about changmg the
110rld." Jasperelln replied. '1"rusl me.
Win It's all in the wardrobe"
Later that same day. Winona found
bersclf obsess1vely starulg anto her
closet. ''What am I gomg to do?'' she
!bought, 'The world IS going to hell sn
ahnndba.ske.t because (have five poirs
ofjellnS and si)l Mtck:ey Mouse muscle
T's. J wish mother had told me there'd
be days like tlus "
TUESDAY
The nCJtt day Wanona found Eulo
ba crouched under a coffee table WJth
adolph an salad snndwtch and 11 Coke
Cola bottled beverage. "Eulahol" sho
exelatmed, "Don't you know that
drinking Coke t~ hkedrinksng blood?''
"Leave me alone." cried Eulalia.
·I'm too tired lobe pohtJcaUycorrect
Everytlung ~uck.'i and evcrylhing needs
lo tx. chu.nged, but not by me "
"Poor Eulaha," Wtnona mtoncd as
she gently took t.he Coke and dolphan
sandwich from her friend "You must
bt really depressed Here, have ~orne
theetos ond kool ll.ld snstead."
Justt.hen. 11 huge grey wolf sprang
tn through the wmdow and dropped a
newpaper on the coffee table ''TelE ·
VIsion as the fiRST Wld WorsT DRug
of OpPrEss1ve EXprcSStonl" He
cuclod the c.abte twtcu and then sprang
back out the wmdow, yipping und
smging an Sporush.
APRJL13, 1990 set was that the feds were no longer
plea bargainmg (as there was always
plenty of fedenl Jail space), and that
tho hospiLal had the goods on her.
Anne asked to go on walh t.hc tnal and
wa.s found guslty under law
ln .sentencang Anne, the federal
;udge explamed that .. drug use wa.s a
$0Cial problem that soc1ety would no
longer tolerate " And "Social repro
gnunmlng in a boot camp style prison
camp lS t.he only proven cure for drug
u.se •• Thus, Anne was sentenced to
three months IJ1 a boot camp and five
years in publlc service. to be served
concurren tly.
Anne's bus left at S a.m., and four
hours later she was 11 Detention Camp
Lewu Camp Lewas is an old anny
base that was closed down after the
cold war and reopened by Congresa to
serve a.s a boo« camp for drug offend­
ers It is guarded by Marines and
operated by drill .sergeants picked for
the11 mean streaks Anne began what
would be the hardest three months of
her lJfe. If she talked. she was beaten,
if she smiled. she was beaten; tf she
cried. she was beaten; if she feU during
exercises, she was beaJc:n. Life was a
livang hell ror Anne. No, 1 take th11
back. Comparauvely. Hell would have
been al~ury
Soon Anne learned not to smile. -
I~D
"Oood old Frank." said Wmona.
"Never afnud to bear bad news "
"What's m the paper?'' grumbled
Eulalia.
"More on the drug war as paranotd
Mc:CarthyiSm for the 90's," re~
w~n...,. ~l.J .• ,,........., .-... .--..~
"Evc:tytlung sucks," she sobbed.
WEDNESDAY
On Wcdnesally Wmona ran tnto
her second best friend Ortis. He was
Sitting at a Lotble., trymg to get passers
by to sign pet1lions Hl.s T-shirt said
"I'm btodegradBble" and he looked
like he mcanttt.
"What are the petitions for?" in­
quu-cd Winona
"I got thret:: here." he sasd. "Tius is
o peution to stnmp out student apathy
Tha.t 'sa petiuon in favor of pclttions,
DJ1d thiS here's a petition to stamp out
those opposed to e1ther petiuons or. an
other words, those in favor of student
apathy"
'1Huh?" said Winona.
••Just stgn, Win You'll feel better
if you do." OrtiS coaxed her.
THURSDAY
Thursday was Wmona's birlhdu)'
and she spent the mommg gwmg away
aU but e1ghteen items of her clolhang
"It's ume to stop bemg apathetic about
apathy." she told Jo.spcreUa ''1 m~.
look al what happened to poor Eulaha
She's sttll sttting under thai damn
coffee table It's JU~t not like hor to be
so blue. I can't do anything to cheer
her up."
''HBVC you tricxJ a new potit or
shoes?" a.~ked Jo.sperclla, trying to be
helpful
''No, no, you don't understand"
Wmona exploinoo. ''I thtnk the only
thing that would cheer her up would be
for 'lomelhing r~nl to huppd\ ·•
"Getungantwpa~tofshoe.s, that's
really something "
"1 guess 1tdc::pcndson what kandof
shoes we're talking about." saghed
Winona .
FRIDAY
On the followang day. WinonB re­
c:etved a btund new warorobe from
good-mtent1oncd p;uen\S "Anaghl"
she gurgled, ''nlcy'rc pavmg my way
to hell"
"You know," s1ud Ortis os he ob-not to cry Her emotions were rucked
deep. deep away She learned t.haJ
drug users arc scum. therefore she ll
scum. She only talked sn re.~nse to
a supcnor She was an perfect phyli­
cal condition
On t.he last day or Anne's camp,
!he was shown President Bush gsvang
hts State of the Union address. He
cnlled drug uscra the lowest level of
soctety, hes~ud the warhuJUSlbcgun
The audience applauded. He said the
envtrOnmc:nt is bemg desuoyed. he
uplasned thlll nght now there an:
former drug uscrJ out plantmg trees 10
save the env~tonmenL The audience
applauded Anne wu given a shovel
and shown the proper way lO dig.
Heed my words! This story 1.1 not
as unbelievable as 11 reads The laws
wtuch conuol Anne's story ue aJ
ready in place. I mean tL The above
story could be real tomorrow; Wtth
only the names changed to protect the
not so gutlty nus is not a column to
convince you not to do drugs I don't
care if you do drugs! It's not my bUSl
ness f do care tf drug users are turned
anto a slave work force. (t could one
day be a convenient way of clumnat
ing pohuco.J dissent. a category whach
I odsruuedly fall under
l would assert that the drug taws
served Winona's reaction. ''When you
~ally think about it. it seems t.hat bour­
gie rich white kids like us have the wme
of the stupide~t problems and hang -ups
on planet earth "
SATURDAY
So the weekend cume and Wanona
found herself admiring the poued pot
plnm that wa.s planted in the planter pot
outs1de the MannCTcd Houle are wriuen 10 c:on110l a huge portion of
Amenca. Sec. 4102 of Public Law
100 690 nates ••Il is estimated thBJ
there are 26 million regular users of
illegal druga an the nation .. That as a
staggenng figure of one out of 10.
Imagine 26 mil11on workers fm the
Olonous Republic and all wiUing to
do wh&lever ts asked by the nice Manne
guards
Thmk wha.t we could dol We
could plant one bilhon tn:es. no prob­
lem We could rebusld the natJons
anfra.structure. the roads, the bridges
All the garbage dumps could be sorted
out anto recyolables Amenca could
evenhelpreplantthc Amazon. Or bel
ter yet. replant the fields which were
destroyed in order to eradicate the
coca crops (applyang pesticides u aJ
ready called for an the drug laws). Yes.,
the drug laws could have a ma;or ef­
fect on America
Other effects the drug laws are
already having on America and this
hcrntsphere are t.ha.t postal mspcctors
now carry guns (pel h.aps they're wor­
ried the miJl might shoot back) and
one thousand plus park police have
been created to IITlprove fedczal Jaw
enforcemc:nt acuvaties on nauonal
parks So don't be surpnsed 10 see
r&lds on camp grounds suspected of
drug use
slowly <~l&rted to rum back towvd t.he
pata·troupers and the pounding of their
feet shook t.he ground nnd even Eula­
lia could feel it as '>he crouched t.mder
huc:offec table Atthatmomt.-nt., any­
thmg wns posstble.
"Ah." Eulalia said. smilin11. for the
first time in days. "I love a happy
ending." A Pruidcnt's Media Commission
on Alcohol and Drug Abuse Preven­
bon was Also creaJed This commis­
Sion was mwor representatives from
every aspect of the medta. Ill goal was
to come up w1th suggested guidelines
for the med1a. One of these was to no
longer glamona the use of druga.
Now, tell me can you think of my
Hollywood show whJch has portrayed
the use of drugs in an a.uractive man­
ner w1lhm the last four yean This is.
the sa.me leg.1Siuion Amc:nca calls
propaganda in the USSR The list
goes on and on.
J would like to leave you wit.h two
thought.s First. I unplote you to go to
the Jaw school and read the drug laws
(public taws99-S70 and 100.690) for
yout'$eiC. They aren't easily found. so
ask the librarian for help. Second. if
this is the r lfSl time you are he.uing
about this. uy and figure out why
Why haven't our congressmen told us
what the drug laws say? They are
Cltherslllptdand haven 'tread the laws.
or they are holdmg back the aut.h (i.e.
lying). A dwruny or a liar: neither
choice is appealmg . Join the Silent
Revolt. vote out all t.he anc:umbents .
The people c.an fmaJly c.xen the con·
uol guaranteed us in • democracy .
Next wedc The plan for Sout.h Amcz·
• IC4.
Geoffery Peard's col·
umn, "Hope despite the
times" will not appear
in the forum pages due
to a lack of hope despite
Un:: \.lU\~
''You lcnow," s:ud Ortis, "Maybe hfe 1-------------------------­
here 81 Love & Chanty lntergalnuc
College isn ·,so bad after all Sometunes
I even feel like Ood lS on our stde "
Suddenly three thousand Drug-Wu­
nor Para troupers descended onto t.he
Love & Chanty campus carryang heavy
nruUc:ry and sporting Bruce Wayne hau.
cuts. "WHAT'S GOINO ON HERE?"
they screamed an uni.wn
'There g~ the ne1ghborhood," mut
tered Orus.
"What dtd he say?'' scr-eamed one of
the Para troupen
"I think he said, 'We're up to no Your Opinion By L.L.
Newsweek Magazine recently found that 70 percent of
the people they polled would be willing to suspend
certain constitutional rights in order to fight drugs.
Would you?
'No.''-Risa Lyon, first year student
"No."-Carlo Abbruzzese, senior
good .... rephed another ~'He ll, no." -Dave Reeck, junior
Winona and Orns. sensmg a poten-
ualbadscene.,decidedtogetthehellout ~'H.ell, no ''-Heather lsheb, senior
of there wrule their phystca) and politi-
cal el(ttemll\es were sutt in tact As they
were running. they were joaned by other 'Trobably not."-Dana Maclaren, JUnior
srudc:nts who were fleeing for vanous
reason.... ''Whose constitution are we tal~ing about?"- Geoff
"I split the minute they swted hand·
ing out anti-drug paraphc:no.Jia. "wheeled Peard, senior one student. '1"hey tried to slap a • Ju.;t .._ ____________ .:._ ____________ _J
sny no· T shirt on me. and l d1d the ins to­
split ..
··Anyone who wants you to P'!C into
a lillie plastic: cup for t.hem should ~
avo1dcd. if possable.," added another
·•Whut the grent h.ey-hoo are :;o mD.Jl)·
of thL-m domg at Love & Chanty?"
wondered Orus
W10onalookcd back over her shoul­
der at lhe Pua croupcn "1 think they
were after that illegal vegetable matter "
''Don't believe it." warned OrtiS •
'They want people. not plants They're
nftc:r \IS." With that purunoid acousnuon,
Orus glanced around at the grow1ng
crowd ''But you know," he plltllcd as
they aU fled together, ... lf we could all
rum around and face them. all at once,
maybe they'd be the ones runrung."
"Oh. Ortis, you're such an opumasl,"
Wtnona responded: but then t.he crowd The potted pot plant planted behind the well mannered house.
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Invitatiot1al
8' To\t Pfttl:iYRA
Thel..cwlsnndUarkcn. ·wtc~tm
tmvcllcd north l.tsl weekend, 10
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ington to compete in the Husky In
\'Jt.illlonal 11llS " the ftN YCJI
UuH the LCcrcw team hn.sbeen m
vitl'd to lmvcrstt) ofWJ\hmgton
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cih(.. Lutllcrnn, Seattle Pac: a ftc
Uni\'Cr'Sily. Unavcrsaty ot VICtona
and Lhc UniversU) of Bnush Co­
lombm in tllas C\"Cnt
Born tllc women's and men's
shells proved 10 be toughcompcti ·
tor. for the larger univcrs1t1cs and
sunc hoots
The wumcn' s hghtwcight eight
oar shell Wll.\ wttlunaboa~ ·s length
a~a) from Lhe lead boat Western
Washington and gaanang nt one
point. A violent coUisron wath a
Canadian Goose stnrtlcd the
wo .ten though. whtch prevented
t.hem from ovcnaking lhc West
em Washmgton shell KLCStcn
Miller commented. "l guess we
lillcd it. .. but the Umvcf'\lly or
Washington crew team sa1d that
they do it all tllc time •· The
womcn'sJ\' eight oar also pl~ccd
second to Western Washington.
1l1{' men's JV eight oar shell
llm,hcd fourth to Victoria and the
men's lightw~ighl four oar shell
also took a fourth pluce. The
'Wt IT\l'n ';.: liuhtwf'iiJhr fnurn'lr'l:hi•ll
took or10thcr second place for tllc
team tlni~hing clo.sr. tx-hind Sc·
auJc Pacific Univcf"'ity.
Coach Charley Brown com­
mented on lhe impmvcmcm of the
LC crew team. ''Thi is a strong
indicator of how far we have come
an the last lhrcc y~rs. The fact
that we were even anvttcd shows
that we are strOng contcndetS."
The LC crew team start.cd three
years ago as a recreauonnl group
and after some C)..ptnence the1t
intcrc. tS have become compeu
tive. The team stayed over spnng
b~ to trom up to four umes a
day in prepamt.ion for thas t.cnn's
compcuuon Cwrently llley work
three and a tulf hours a day on
land, row mnchmes and an lhe
water
Coach Brown believes the LC
crew team has a promasmg future.
Brown commented. "Weare very
c. lose to becoming lhc best small
college program m our d.lv1510n,
and we will be l.he best next year:•
This weekend the LC crew
team truvels to Corvullis for the
Corvallis Regatta. Tiley will
compete wtth U of 0, OSU,
Humboldt State, SPU. UPS,
Goz.aga, Nonhem Idaho and LU.
Jn two week.\ they will c.:ompctc in
Lhe Ponlnnd Regatta on Lhc waters
of our own WJilamcue.
PACE10 SPORTS
Women's Lacrosse faces tough competition in Palo Alto Rockja
UY l.J 7. f) YNl'\0
The Lcw1s and Clar~
women· s lncros..-;c team trJV·
cllt'd to Palo \ho, C'ahfomia
th1s past \.,.ccJ.;cnd 10 play an
t1k. }QQ() W~tcm SLUes La
crosse Tournament Teams
from Colorado , AnlGna,
Washmgton1 Oregon and
nonhero and southern Cah
fomul partK'Ipaled Roughly
t\\lcnty tc..unscompctcd 10 the
t\\ o day tournament up the I()().SC men " Bnght nnd
early Saturday the team
trudged onto the playing fields
und~r dark. cloudy skacs to
face Western Wushington LC
had a slow st.art to Jn carl y
mommg and fimshcd the game
I 8 The los.s was aunbutcd to
the lack of consumpuon of
WhcaLaes for brcakfasL and Christ Smith The lost
gnmcoflhcdny resulted an a
2·1 0 toss agnmst the Clare
mont Colleges. Sunday
proved to he much of tho
same walh another toss to
Univcrsuy of Puget Sound
nnd one to Colorado State
Umversity, I ·12.
LC played u cowl of five
games. Thecompeuuon was
surr and l.C once agnm
lCdllled scvcrnllc.ssons 10 the
urt of lacrosse The team all
stated personal gaols before
tlle games began and H1lary
Gcunan commented lhat she
wanted tO ''work hard to pick The game that followed
wu~ agamst UCSDwl11ch
gumc proved to be better for
the young team The fmal
score resulted 10 a deficit of
only three goaJs for LC. Dana
Rcmsch sc;orcd the second nnd
thinJ goals of her five m lhc
tournament Others conU'lb­
uung to the sconng this week
end were Colleen Murphy,
K•m Gonncu, Htlnry Getman This year's women· s
tcrun has no one pc.N>n play­
ing goalie so various mem­
bers of tlle team courn·
goously assumed tlle posi·
uon The women's team as
workmg hard under first year
coach Bonme Wood Wu.h
severn I players overseas and
many new to lhe sport, It 1s
defimtcly a learnmg and
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APRIL 13, 1990 BY SoNNY BoNo
FoR n u PJoNlr-..R L
It seemed 1m~
RockJnws 10 lose •
~kmg an the drca , ru serum and a .
an e:w:pencnccd coJ
~dcUncs, and IO.<X
ing fans eager to p
new hctghLS 10 cotlt
Never before t
such a small msm
leammg earned tllc
ucapnung an the Pac
finals
W1ly senaorsc1
orne mused, "It's 1
I've got to pas~ o fin
thts joim "
The lock-off s
mnn, 6'9" 245 lbs.
(nowadays known l
the steelbched skin
the most boncc.rus
game. Dcspttc tl\1
open scmpcs thut c
cent ofhts body, Frc
aU of 0 forward ant
what proved to be
phystcal games the c
has seen m a long L
"Despite my
LC sc
BY SHARoN Co
Tho Lowas nn<
team IS under lhe 1
head coach Mdc.c
'iOO.
Although lhas 1!
LC, Hanna is not n
mg scene. He has
coaching for the
seventeen years. 0
t.hc sum mer. Ham:
been coachmg fas
jll.St for fun. ,.1 1
softball because 1
the sport," Hanna ·
Hanna's know•
shows m has statist
the past have gone
championships, 1
stnte championsh
recent summer fn:
This
Fri
Baseball hos
3 p.m.
Golf at UPS
10 a.m.
Satur
Baseball hos
noon
Rockjaws at
lego noon.
Wornen's/M
play Gonzag
wonh 9:30
ArRtL13, 1 _RTS
.Ito Rockjaws drop championship ticket
ainst
fAd no
~0 Bv SoNNY BoNo
FoR n m PtoNH.iR LoG
lt seemed ampos~;ahl c for the
ROGkJDWS to lose 111c drcum team
peakmg an the d~m season, wath
a fit serum and a speedy backhoe,
an cxpcncnccd coac.h gampmg lhe
sidelines, and 10,000 loyal scrcwn
ing fans eager to push tlle Jaws 1.0
new heaghts m collegaOlc rugby.
Never before had a team from
such a small msutuuon of haghcr
le.'lrntng enmcd the prcsuge of par
oc1paung an the Pac1fic West Coast
fmnls
Waty scmorscrum half Jay Jer­
ome mused, "h's the best chance
I've got to pnss a final before I leave
!hiS JOint ''
The k.ick off saw Brian Frcc­
rnnn. 6'9" 245 lbs. loose forward
(nowadays known a.s the mnn wath
lhc stcclbeltcd ~Jon) mn.ke perhaps
the most bonccrushing hat of the
game Dcspate the fresh, oozang
open scrapes that covered 60 per­
centofhlsbody, Freeman up ended
aUofO forward and set the pace for
what proved to be one of the most
physacal games t.hc emergency room
has ..ccn m a tong umc
"Despite my boy1sh good looks, I'm n very physacnl player,''
Freeman said, as he wampcrcd and
nur-;cd his wounds from the sadc
hncs through the scc.ond h.nll
Sconngcamcearly an lhcgnmc
with the U of 0 Oyhnlf k1ckang t.hc
ball through the uprighl\ for three
• poants
The mcatwagon arrived soon
after the f li'St score, c.arrying Darren
Stordahl off t.hc patch because his
clavicle was makmg "a funny
crunchmg noase m the bottom of the
rucks " The larger U of 0 pack
proved no match for tlte f1c.s1y
RockJOW forwards on tlteir home
turf, but good ktckang and mu:.lh
gent play by the Duc.:.ks kept them in
the hunL
Late in the n.rst hair, dcop in
Rock Jaw territory. U of 0 pulled
the ball from tlte scnam and exe­
cuted a beauuful play down the
backhoe, allowmg tllCif wang to
score. Thas put the Ducks up by
seven as play moved towards the
second hnlf
The RockJnws , outpcrfonning
t.he U of 0 sade on the patch, and
fcehng tlte core board should rc
Occt tlus, were undaunted by the
Duck side in the second pcnod Midway lhrough the half, C'hns
Manm seared the back line to
score a try for t.hc mtghty Jaws,
tying the c;co~ nt scven'i Sec­
onds later. the Duc.ks took n pen­
oily ktck from tlte 30 meter line
and wcm up 10· 7
Good scrummmg by t.he
Rockjawpack,andstrOng line out
pcrlonnan cc by James Marquardt
in the second half kept Lhe ball in
the hand~ of the Jaws for t.hc ma­
JOnty of tlte pc.nod
''l'vealwaysconsJdcted my­
self to be JUSt ~on of a goon,"
Marquardt c;aad later, "Bm now t
feel I've really got a place an b fe ''
StrOng play in the second
pcraod presented the Jaws wath
sevcrul opponuniues lO score w1Lh
thcar feeL, but, dcsp1te good field
posauon, none of the k1c..ks new
true for lhc Jaws m the second
pcnod a.nd the game ended witlt a
frustraung defeat for mothers and
sporu;fans around the globe
Don't ever forget to be true
to your Jaw , cspccmlly an t.hear
bnef rnomcnb of dcfeaL Come
ouuoseetheJnwsnndtheMolher
Ruckcrs roll over theLropponents
at Reed tield thts weekend
LC softball takes on new coach
BY SnARoN Clo
Tho Low•Q and Ctnrk sohball
team is under the gu1dancc of new
head coach Mtke Hanna thas sea·
son
Allhough thiS is h1s first year at
LC, Hanna is not new to the coach­
mg scene. He has been
coachang for the past Tender Senders. finished scvcnlh at
tho A':lA nnuonal cnarnptonsntps tn
ChaLtanooga, Tennessee .
JulieOlscn,seruonnficlder, feel~!
that Hanna isoneofthe best coaches
LC has had for softball. "He'~ re­
ally g:rcaL He reaUy knows what's and stolen bases; Joelle Beck, a
two ume All League player, 1 nssn
Chamberlrun,nscmorp1tchcr and
Kathy Copple. a semor at first­
base. "She (Copple} has been a
real boost to the team, even though
thJS lS her rU'Sl year of softball at
the college level,"
says Hanna.
seventeen years Dunng
the summer, Hanna has
been coaching fastpatch
JUSt for fun. "1 coach "I coach softball because
I love the sport." Other return­
mg players are sen·
1ors Olsen, an an­
ftelder: outfaelder
Ltsa FeU2 and first­
base and outfielder softball because 1 love
the spon," Hanna said.
Hanna • s know ledge of the game
shows in hiS statistics. His tcnms in
the past have gone to four national
championships. along w1th nine
~uuc championshaps. His most
recent summer fast:pnch team, the going on."
Hanna believes that the season
has gone well so far. "We"rcdomg
greaL We have a 13-6 record."
Hanna says his leadmg players
are Ena Eakln who leads in h1Wng Emily Sommer. Junior players
areBcckandLisaStuvcwhoplays
catcher and outfield. Sophomores
nrc Eakin and Shanon John both
at infield.
New to the t.eam are Kris Ride.r.
This week in Lewis and Clark sports
Friday 4/13
Baseball hosts Whitman-
3 p.m.
Golf at UPS Invitational-
10 a.m.
Saturday 4/14
Baseball hosts Whitman-­
noon
Rockja ws at Reed Col-
le go noon.
Women's/Men~s Tennis
play Gonzaga and Whir­
wonh 9:30a.m. to 2 p.m.
APRIL 13, 1990 Track and Field Or/Callnvi­
tndonal-1 p.m.
Crew at Corvallis Regatta
Sunday 4/15
Softball hosts Concordia -!
p.m.
Women' s/Men • s Tennis at
Lewis and Clark Stat&e -
9:30p.m.
Monday 4/16
Golf at NW College Classic Tuesday 4/17
Softball at Pacitic, 4
p.m.
Women's Tennls at U of
p 3:30p.m..
Thursday 4/19
Softball hosts Warner
Pacific 4 p.m.
Basebu.ll hostS Western
Baptist-3 p.m.
Men's Tennis at Wil­
lamette--3 p.m. Lewis and Clark baseball
on top of NCIC Division II
/t/f Nickas 0 7) ropes u J run honvr
BY DAVE )ACXSON
Afto of late Sunday afternoon lhe
men's baseball team claimed first
place in District II of the NCJC The
Pioneers played tltrec gumcs agamsl
Linfield last weekend. sphtung a
doublehead er on Saturday I 0 0 and
0·8. They then had a great come­
back victory on Sunday.lca\ ing t.hc
Pio bascba II team w11h a record of 13
w1ns and nine los.ses, winnmg 10 of
thetr last 12 games
Sunday • ~game started out rough
for scnaor pttchcr Doug N1chols.
Linfield was lcn.ding 6to 1 unul the
top of thethtrd annmg when the P1os
brought an four runs led bv Junior
Outfielder Jeff Ntckas' three-run
homer over lhe left field fence. maJc.
ang at five to s1x Ntchols shut down
lhc L1ntield batters for tltc rest of t.he
game w1th help from the Plo de­
fense.
pttcher and catcher; Ton Roche as
utll1ty: and Lynette Wong, m the out­
fteld.
The team LS t.aking 11 one goal at a
urn e. As of yet. Lhe team· s goal &S to
make at to the playoffs. "Our gool is
lO quahfy for the Tn-Oastrict Cham­
paonshlps. This consists of D1stnct I
and 11 and Hawrui, which is District
29 .'' says Hanna.
Hanna LS glad that softball LS fi­
naJly beginnmg to get the rccogniuon photo by Tony<~ Koclw
In lhesixth inning Jason Phil­
lips hit a perfect bunt down the
third baseline. Linfield'~ third
baseman, hoping that t.hc ball
would roll over the foul line, w.Ul.Cd
too toog and tltcn mndc a wild
t.hrow past first base allowing
PhiUips to get to second, tying tlte
• • score s1x. to stx.. ln the sc ventlt
inning both Scott McPherson and
Dan Ruhl batted runs in to take the
lead eaghtto s1x. The frosting on
the cake came an the eighth inning
when Jake Smtth hit a double out
lO t.he f ence.scnding two men home
making the final ')COre LC 10
Linfield 6.
Until last year this Plo team
had gone to the district pLlyoiTs
for eaght consecutive years. It
looks bke tltesc guys arc going to
make it a shon absence with their
suoog defense and pitching.
tt deserves "Softball is on tlte rise.
We have a very good tcnm this
year." Hanna stated.
The LC squad wdl have to be ru
t.hcre best as they face (who they
feel as) thetr toughest opponent,
Pacafic Lutheran Umversity (PLU).
LC plays PLU later this season.
The It upcommg games nrc Apnl 17
at Pncafic Unaversuy a doubleheader
on Apnll9at4p .m.agamstWarner
Pac1fic here at LC
LC Swimmers finish strong
at NAIA Chatnpionships
Bv DAVIi JACKsoN
The Ptonecr swam team at the
end of wmaer tenn traveled to lhe
NAJA Nouonal Swammmg nnd Otv­
ing Champaonshaps m Canton, Oh1o.
The women·~ tcnm tJed a ~hool rcc·
ord by finashmg seventh overall hl a
field of 26 and Andy Potter, lhc lone
represcntauve of the men's team,
swam to ftnash 19th place for the
team. Poucc hnd n fourth place finish
in the 200 Fly and a saxth place (school
record time of 4: 10.84) m the400 IM,
gwang hun AII-Amcncun sLDtus.
The women's spectacular team
rnnk.ing came fromeJtccllcnt perfonn­
ances by Debbae Hcim, Cody Jucob­
sen. Lauro Wockwtt.L, Cheryl long­
fellow and Penny Foos. Coach Gary
Emblon was very CJtCitcd and pleas· antJy suprised by their trong rmish.
IXbb1c Heim took AU-Americ-an
Stalus tn three even~. lhe 200 IM,
the 200 Breast, and thc400 IM wath
a time of 4:44.81 whach as a school
nx:ord. He am now has a three year
total or 7 All-Amencan finishe'\.
Cody Jacobsen showed her true
potenual wtth two AU-American
performances tn the 100 Ay and the
200 Ay. she also received Honor­
able Mcnoon for her 14th place
fintsh an the 200 1M. Cheryl Long­
fellow (100 Ay and 100 Free) and
Lauro Wuckwitz ( 100 and 200
Breast) received Honornblo Men­
Lion for plactng in two events each.
Sophomore Penny Foos helped the
team bring m strong pcrformWlces
in the nve relay eventS.
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th "a from Fran c to tic lc the tvt:!nl"~
tomght n1 7: \0 p.m. m Evans Auduorium .
"Well... ou ~~). •·rd go hut u JU'Ob:tbly
osts n loL" r-:o~ . This on"'s fl'(',e lor LC
tud nts. pon~orod b' L'Athnn -
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u.h orne ofl.hcarusts wall) in the audt·
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Goh.l chmtJt" 11! ~ onc:unpus torerogm7.l'
113 tudcnl~ of the Independent Living
Prog_mm of .Mulmomah County who nrc
l't'C'.cavmg CertificateS of Rcoognnion for
edu :nt•onaJ nccomp1ishmcnts. Sponsored
b • the LC Alumm A SOCL:llion.
S TURDAY
14
S01<" \ to' i~ Night!!!-Jnmes Dc.:ln suus an
Rc~l Wulwut o Couse. showing tonight in
Counc1l Chrunhc.r at 7:30 and 10. Oooo!
P~)Chobifl \e rork for f."t
ngin MonquiprcsentsThcCramr L ll'
Andre" Wccks-
1 JUSl '\\Sntcd to tct you know that I really
enJOY seeing } ou around campus. h truly
mal cs my day to St'.C you!
-An Apprcc•alivc Admirer
Jnson G-
You look good!! That tan sure Joo fine!
Oh In lal
Betsy-
Happy Banhday! 1ay all your mango be
forever yello". 1oo cows rule-so docs
funky soul! Be happy! You modeler!
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Laune .Mauhe"' s-
Hnpp) 20th ,you stud! ll.:now you're actu·
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ews" kmd or ,..:orld Mmd af l JOin you'!
Love, Juhe
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wanl my shorts b cl Please.
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hide. ll now youi A 1M secret c.odc num·
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trc l ThL<OltN. T1d:cts arc P .50 ndvun c
fmm T1ckcuna tcr, tu~• tlllcnnium, md
R kport. 9 p m. sllO\~'. all tgcs.
R''nwmhcrfhl' q;ny. ?-Yup.~:muumplu ·~
It mghl .It the Civic Auditorium . ~an . re­
mcmbcrthc lc.gcndnf'} Woodst 1: pert om•·
an cs nnd othc1 60s music fe..stS. Curlos
Sanwna ontinucs to um.11~ nudicnc~s "ilh
gu1U1r sl lc nnd lin~sc l.hat has been a tan·
ttun1 for utmost (ga,p!) 30 ycnrs • p.m.
how. Ti : 1 . O.tnd 19 . .50ot Ft\ "11X:
outlets. Cnll 2211-TIXX tor more infonna­
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l'a rt'tlbl\'rn, ?-Wcll, you mighl n k call·
ang the lR ~ ta:\·hclp hollinc, avmh1blc Jrom
9 a.m.Lo 2 p m. toda'' nod 7 n.m.lo 6 p.m. on
Monday lor help with fcdcr.tha.'\ lonn . The
l "'nl number in the Portland nrca is 221-
3960, ar cl "hero tn Oregon I 800..424-
1040. The t.ntc dcpanmcnt ol revenue i
nlso O\ :Ulablc for quc.~uon4\, at 243·2833 or
1-8 -PS -P.22.
F 'h:r ... en icc-ProtcSt.ant service. :30
n.m •• Agnes FIW1ngan Chapel. Catholic
scrvacc,l0:45 a.m., Chapel tccting Room.
Piuno MJn-IL' Billy Joel, livl' al the Ta·
coma Dome at 8 p.m. 1 have no tdl!d how
much tickets cost, or even if there are any
left. You might try your local'I acketmasLcr
0"' ''~'Tl .-"'-':. ou\.tot,
lAM
lmelhgent yet 1m pet fe<: l :-otudcnt tmn~lcr
nng 10 LC from Ulah who sed blumh:
beaut1ful L&C Prcs1denuat ~t.:hul.tr tu
share t(mnmcnt and hfc H Jntoru·,lcll (;til
EvcryUung But The G1rl at (t\01 1 h
3790.
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Prnazc "Bob." Have Slad
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To L.P.
You're my lirst and only l'pccial every.
Love ya, II. Marie
PLA 'E A PERSO AL AD!
You cnn place a pe"onal ad in
the Pioneer Log ab~olutely free!
40 words or less, just send them
to LC 8ox 21. or bring them to
the Log office (ba~menl of
'I cmplt•ton ). So ~end a me.., sage
to a friend or loved one today. MONDAY
16 WE.DNESDAY
18
Tnwn MN•ting-A 'L Lounge. 8:30 p.m
Be thcr~ lor u disc: us.'iion of unJ><)rtilnt (..lfll
pu is ucs. All mcmhcrs ofth1..~ l.C wmmu
mty nrc invill d. AuJ:tgJ!hh!" )t'uguc-.,~.:dil. Todnyi); I'AX
OJ\ Y. l..:tsl manutc mcumt tu liters in lh •
Ponland mt•tro urc:1 cun ohw1n u~isum~
I rom () n.m. to midnight Jl the main down·
lll\\ n rosl Otllcc. on Rroaclwuy and Hoyt: m
the l~'tpora Plnz·a, and :u the Bl".uvcnon Po~l
Office. These locmionswtll gWtmntcc Apnl
16 posuntuk-. on all letters received by
milin1ght. 'old \\'or Vi""' pmnt...Sovict political
commentator nnd tc.h:v1sion cckbrlly Vb UM
Tu l>U) Prott·'t \ coalition of pea ·c nnu
church orglUH.__lUOn.; is holding a "hopping
can p:m.1dc lO prolCst the t • tlhal more than
one hnll ol our toocrnl ta; cs go towards
militar)' spending "'hile here in PonJ.md
bot! '" human ''-rvsccs are lu king. 'The pa­
nu.lc sUU't.' at " 30 p m at the tcps ot the
Ptonccr CounhouS4: and amvcs 3t Baloney
Joc'!i at 6:30. Call'? 30 9309 for anfo. thmir Pozncr will gi\C a rc3ding from 11,1
n~.: \\ hook, Pwting Wuh Illusions, ll
Pov.·cll'._, 1005 Wc.-a Burnside, fmm lOa lit
to 11:30 .l.m. r•rcc.. c 0 n ~
TUESDAY
17 it an i u m 1 c cuI for t h t> 2 hi
"l'ntury-Monqui prc..,cnt.<; Raot plu~ Lo,
on Icc tonight at ?inc Srrcct Theater
Showtimc i 8:30 p.m., lid:.cl..~ $8 ..tdV:lnct
trom G.l. Joc's{fickctmas&cr. AU agct
wclcornc.
.. enior~ hem~ t.hut scmor lhcs1s? Stre.'i.S
mg') WoiTicd? 'I he Wnung Ccnt.cr' s The.'il
Work-.hop might help Stans at 4 p m. u
5wmm. BY l.AURJu MAml
t\mid~l conltO'
SJOn con<:cming
y,tre handed down
Professor !'I Carol (
menl ot Psycholng
ky, department ol
J\dministrativc
Russell. dcpm tmcnl
AdminiSlrUll\'C $t~
schel Snodgras~.
Phy des were up lot
year. ~th Annual C " IDS l pdate-Dr Mark
Lo,cJr , chair of the Oregon AIDS fa,k
Force, srx·ak.., tonight at 7 in Counctl <.ham­
hers. Evcf)onc in l.hc LC community j,
urged toancnd this lecture. sponsored b)' the THURSDAY
19 Snodgra was
Polley' tenure dec
poned; while Cup
Women'' Ri~hts Ll>eturc-Annc Firo \\'Cte clcnietJ.
tudcnl Health Center. Adm1.·ston is frc ". MuiT'J)', president of t.hc Global Fund fa Tit is dcclSson
Formorcdct.ailscallcnmpusc: lcn.,ion6 01.
Scil'nCt'. I cchnolol!) ·.and Value--tn prcpa·
ruuon for Earth Day 1990, Or. Jerry Fran·
klin ol th" lJnt\'crsity ol Wn,.hington will
speak on "Old Growth ,lin .. S potlc.d Owl, nnd
the Nc" Forestry" al 7 p m. m the Agnt>..s
J.-1unag~m ChaJx:l. Dr. Franklin is widely
rcco~ni?A:.d u.. ... an innovauvc voice in l.hc
dcb.tt.c .trout torcst usc. FJce. Women, v.ill addrc s ~u h emerging and Polley ends their ct
controversi al i sue.~ ru. c onomic indcpcl\1. and Clark at Ute en
en c for ~omen, their role tn rcproducuc. mg y~U'. Snodgrs
and JX)pul,tLion growth, in a lecture cnutla! having received
"Population Chrmgc and the Role ri employed al LC unt
Women." ln the Plan Room I wo Wo& retire.
TrudcCcntcr,?5 S W <;L1lmon Strect,dowo. Professor Will
town. Lecture.. ~lans at 7.30 p.m. Jnd co · p.1runent of Psycho
$3. Call 274-7488 10 rnukc a reservation. ~ \iccision concc
nY MA1TSMmi
II 1 rcm~mhcr my hasUJry correctly, the Ia. t year th:ll Fridny the l '\th and Tax DaY fCi.
wtthm t~ur d.ty~ of ~ch oa.hcr was 1 QJ2. Atlc~st. I think it was 1932. Anyway. when
start havmg weud mghtmarcs about my ta:-.cs l ~Ulrt 10 wonder 1f some greater Ioree is
~ork m !he univ~rsc, b'TCaU:r than NBC or even Dud Bowl II.
Wh:ul'm Ullktng about here. is cksperalion . As I l)pe thiS, lias l:~O .1.m. 1),, 1 c ... .,...,
to stay up th•s lmc? Do r daidr• to mgcstlargc amounts uf stnlc col lee ~tnu aspmn ""''
CVCI'}' muscle m my bo<ly spasms and I fall,t witching ami cackhng,to the llnor? 1~ it
m deprive my hody or sleep unLil my mmd turns to brt1Cooli'!
The ans~cr to all of these quc:-~lions is, of courS(', yes. SL:lymg up really damned
1. wu~whlle. I geL tO h~u all !he stufl Lh ·y play on KLC when they think nobo<.ly
h1oolCnrng. How else would l be able lo hC!ll great bands lil.:c Slave Ra1dcr, or the eves
soothmg sounds of (1 am not making thh up) Arutl Solvent? And let's not lorgct
Revolung Cocks.
The sheer, chmactic sen at ion &.hat I ohtam hy drinking two pol" of Tr.tilroom
every mgh& 1 beyond c<>mparc. And nobody messes witJt u person who IS in the throes
n cal feme sc•:~urc. Scary ...
An old f ncnd p4.1ssed a great recipe for ~th J avn on to me, but 1 c.mno1 rccullllt' :t''"'l
I lhink 1t mvolvcd Mountam Dew, il.:c, und rune or ten crushed vivunns. t hm·c '""·Y!
aucmpte<J t.lus. but every mght l wonder JU 1 a lutlc more •••
The conditmn of brocc_oli-br-.1in (allhough scomcd severely hy our prcstdcnl), ~n
an cnhg~tcnang ~talc~uf·mtnd . For c.xamplc,l almost lli covered what those little red
green thmgs arc that show up in every meol .\r.rw:d by Marriou. No fooling!
Now you nug~1 be saytng LO your ell, "that's really great, but whm docs il haw to
w11.h ~~t· ? ?r, .lor lluu ~attcr . Friday L!'c 13tJI'l'' I respond heartily: Urnnun ....
Ac~ually .. " s JUSl my huh.· way of savmg myself I rom thl' anguish of e1 recurring 11
r~mrc tnvolvmg a hockey-masked Jason. shrriking and waving a hlo<xi ·~tainrd 1040 1
fonn 111 rny fucc. Adtos.
S\ M\1FRJOBS10'-,\\'EJ • viRO \1~ '1
l:.arn $.!500-$3500.
Nalionul c.unpaign positions
. lO pass Clean Air AcL, slOp lO ic pollution.
ughtc;n pesticide; conuols and promote; compreh en~ivc
ICC}'Cling.
Availabk in 1 SJ '~&1l~S and D t · In tv on campu~ ~1/24, -5.
Call ~dl\: tC>ll-lrcc •ll. t-800-75-l• . .\RTll. lcnurc tO hl\ clus.-. •·
told my cla.~s about
ught il wa.'\ rete
Lnow," Schull1. sai
nouncecl this in rr
v.-a an emphatic r
one gasped in ~
SchultJ..
In response u
dt"'tlied tenure, \LU~
3.2 n
BYTONY DAVIS
On 1\pril 16, Pi
MoonC:)' unnounc •
uh>· chairs m the
and Scicnc .. , woul
through cndowm
three million dolla
lltc ncv. c h.tir
mer Lt'WI' and lu.
dent, .m alumnus
trustee will be, 1