Title
The Acta
Description
College yearbook. unpaged, 18 x 27 cm. This was the first yearbook for Albany College. It includes historical accounts and photographs of the College.
Subject
Albany College
Creator
Albany College
Date
1902
Format
pdf
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To tl,e
President 1.)t' our l~eloved Alma ~loter,
WC1llt1ce liowe Lee,
,;THI~ 7-\(TA"
i~ l~espectrull~J ln~crilJed. ALB.ANY OOLLEGE
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{! ~ the first time "T11 E AC'I'A" makes its
_r1, appearance. With some hesitation it yen
tures into this world of sorrow, this ,·ale of
tl'ars. l ts purpose shall be to record faithfully
the deeds ~11d misdeeds of the year, and, if by so
doing-, it shall make the retrnspect of after years
a little 111orc pleasant and drive a wa v some
thought of care from the present, it will haYe
accomplishrcl its mission. ~ , .. :, ~·~ ~r .,
{! ft~
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~ 1!\!t I l Vl'ALLACE HOWB LEE, A. M.
Who bas beld the positio11 or
President of Albany College
since r895. l:KV-Xl~I) ora Tl~USTeES
or1·1ce11.s
~Ir. Da\'id P. Mason,
::Vlr. Joseph P. Galbraith,
Mr. David P. Maso11
'.\Ir. S. X. Steele
Judge B. H. He\\'itt
Re\'. James Thomson
::Vlr. Joseph P. Galbraith
Mr. F. '.\1. Redfield
~1r. J. K. Weatherford President
Sec. and Treas.
'.\1r. Samuel E. Young
Mr. W. F. Rend
~fr. C. E. Sox
'.\fr. C. E. Brownell
Rev. H. L. Reed
;\Jr. William Fortmiller
Mr. Frank J. Miller
Rey, D. M. Daveuport, D. D.
exeCllTl\11! COMAirn·ee
Mr. C. K Sox
Mr. Samuel E. Young
Judge H. H. Hewitt. l'INANCI! COA\\IITTee
Mr. Frank J. Miller
~Ir. C. E. Brownell
'.\1r. William Fortmiller. Tl-II:: FACULTY
WALLACE How:i,: LEE, A. M., PRESIDEN'l',
(Williams)
Mental and Moral Science, Christian Evidences.
REV. ALEXANDER SCOTT, A. M.,
(Muskingnm: Princeton)
Latin and Greek.
DAVID TORBET, A. M.
(Baldwin)
Mathematics and Natural Science.
REV. HARRY LA'l'HROP REED, A. B.,
(Yale; Auburn)
Bible History.
ISAAC MYERS WALKER, M. ACCTS.,
(Gem City)
Commercial Department.
CHARLES JOSEPH BUSHNELL, Pb. D.,
\Des Moines College; Chicago Univ.)
History, Economics, German. MARV R. STARK,
(Northwestern Oniversity;
English, Physical Culture, Oratory.
IRVING E. RICHARDSON, B. s., L. L.B.,
(Ada Normal)
Commercial Law and Arithmetic.
MRS. COMFORT M. RICHARDSON, B. C. s.,
(Ada Normal)
Shorthand and Typewriting.
JOSEPHINE ARMS'l'RONG,
Art.
ABBIE R. HARRISON,
(Chicago Art Institute)
Freehand Drawing.
EMMA DOROTHY ELLIOTT, B. S.,
(W'estminster; Cincinnati Con~en·atory of Music)
Director of Conservatory.
EMMA BRENNER, B. LIT.,
(Albany College)
Tutor of Intermediate Branche~. 1 I IISTOl~ICAL STATr~1ENT
~LBANY COLLEGE is the ontgrowtb of an effort of the Presbyterian Church
to establish, and of tlie city to rescue, a College. The two efforts met in
~...., r 865, and the result is the present Institution. It bas gained steadily from
the first, always being especi:;lly favored by the Albany people, and proving an ele
ment of strength in the building up of the city. In its thirty-six years it bas had
twelve Presidents and many hundreds of students, and has belEJed not a Jjttle in add
ing to the prosperity and enterprise of the State. At first it did academic work only,
for which it gave certificates without degree. As time advanced, the degree ot B, S.
was conferred, and in 1896 the degree of A. B. was for the first time given.
[n 1892 the Normal Course was established, and about that time a Commercial
Course, though the latter did not prove of much service until the fall of 1897. At
present Albany College is recogr;ized East, and in this State, as a Standard College,
doing worthy work, and advancing the cause of education in healthful and progres
sive ways. The motto of the College "Esse quam Conspici," is indicative of its
spirit, and its colors of Orange and Black have bad their share of floating in triumph
in contests with other Colleges in Athletics and Oratory. A loyal body of Alumni
and stndents watch her career with absorbing interest, and her futttre is bright with
the promise of prosperity and success. ·-s, ...,
'l'HE HALL
THE NEW DORMITORY CLASSICAi. SE:SlORS '02. t ,.....
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I.IIIHARY -------~--------------------------------------------------l•:ROl)l,;1.PIII.\:,: l.11'lrn.\RY SOCll-:'l'Y. P,\l'I. '.\[J\110:'\l•:Y,
\\'. E. j,\CKS,
\\'. l.. \\'1tEEl.l•:R,
l'. E. BROW:--,
C. I). BYERS.
A. s. 11.\CK,
CJ.,\ R E:-CE HROW:'\
:\I. H. Acheson
I. R. Acheson F. '.\loelmke
R. H. :'\elson
L. Hardman
I.. E. '.\lycrs nl ,\\Ill l?:S
F . .K. l Tarriott
E. '.\I. Fronk President
\'ice-President
Secretarv
·,l'reasurer
Critic
Attorney
'.\larshal
A. C. '.\larster-;
C. T. Pratt
0. '.\I. Hickey
\\·. '.\loehnke J. L. Acheson
\\'. (~arret
---1:l~ODel Pl IIAM--
Rl"l'll '.\lo~•r.\<:n:
Eu:--.\ K:--oTTS.
E\-.\ IIA~"1ER,
C t•:RTRl'l>E ] t-:Wt•:1.1.,
l'IIO(il?i\il\,\11 C(\\~\\117 I I
E111T11 llot:n,:
,\\r,,\1111.11., President
\·ice-President
Secretary an<l Treasurer
Sargeant-at-Arm-;
Pearl Jewell Grace Brownell
Flora llarri-;on X. '.\largaret \\.ihon Rebecca Crooks
'.\(able Penland Lucy Bloore \\'. M. \\'11rn,
,, •. L. '.\I.\ R KS,
P. C. :\lcCov,
(.~. A. PRJCHARIJ,
D. :\l. Ks1.1•:,
J. \\'. Bergman
C. S. Crawford
R. K. Hartsock
C. A. :\1cFarl:111d
C. B. Sternberg
~elso11 Hewitt
A. C. Cooley
'I'. 8. \\'ire 01'1'I( r.11:--
r ll'M111~n:--
\ \'. C. Ketchum
]. ;\I. ?.lorriso11
B. R. \\' al lace President
\'ice-President
Re,·iewer
Sargeant-at-Arms Clerk
F. C. Stellmacher
James Thomson
R. \\". E. Knolls
C. H. Stewart J. C. '.\1 Orrison
R. i\. Torhet
J. :\I. French
John Hry::111t
J. J. Brund
Owen Beam
\\'. H. :\lcBride D. \\·. \\'ight
C. C. Fisher
E. S. Robe
--1\t\PPA 1\LPI IA--
LE:-:A :\I II.I.ER,
FL.O 1'l.T'l'J:-:C,
Bm,s1i-: CA~11•:Ro:--:,
~I.\ Bl.I': '.\1<:Co,·,
'.\f 11.DR 1-:n Gn'l"fl.1 L•: H,
XELI.IJ•: '.\111.1.1,R,
Emma Sox
Ceorge Payne
Margaret Cuncliff
Bessie K. Beam
\ • icla i\ I as ton
Ruth Flinn ,\\~\111'11:-. !'resident
\' ice-Presicle11 t
Secretary
Treasurer
Critic
:\larshal
J,;ya French Fay Cooley
Frances French Heryl Turner
l\largn:ta Brund Frances Craham
~laude '.\lorrison
C:corgie na wso11
Ora Simpson KAPPA Al.PIIA L!1'J.:RAR\' SOCIE1'Y. 0. M. HtCKt•:Y,
G. U. Bnrn.~,
\•\', E. jACKS,
f. R. ACIIESO.t-,
\\'F.SLEY vV rRE,
C. I), l:h°ERS,
RAY Acnr,:soN,
\\' ESL.t,:\" \\' I RJ•:,
JAMES T1-10.11sor-, Jw..,
\V. E. JACKS,
A. S. :-.IACK, ---- .;. -·-
President
\'ice-President
Rec. Secretary
Cor. Secretan·
Trei:isurer •
Fall Campaign
'.Vlission Studv
Finance
Social
Religious ~1eeti11g
Bible Study
'l'he \". :-.1. C A., of Albany Co!leg-e, was first organized in :\lay, 1887, since
which time it has been an active factor in the life of the Institution. lts aim is
the promotion of the physical, social and moral welfare of the young men in the
College. Regular weekly prayer-meetings are held, and special services upon
other occasious. While the Y. M. C_ A. has the support and co-operation of
every member of the Faculty, it is ne"ertheless a student organization, officered
:ind controllecl hy them. --
.\I.\ HI.E .\kl'm,
E1wr11 llrn:1·1.-,
(; 1,:rn«; F I).\\\ so:-,
< >ic, SD11•s11:-. Pre::side11l
\·ice-Presiclen t
Secretary
Trea'>urer
n 1,11 u.111 N Ill I 1 ),\\Ill I I 1.1·,
.\I 1ss 11., 1< 1< 1i,;nx
E\'.1 ll,"'"••:1<,
H, ., FR1•:~c11,
ORA SDI l'SO:S,
.\f.\l'l>I•: .\101<10~0:-,., Prayer-1111::eling
Bible and .\I issio11 Study
.\lemhership
Reception
Finance
'l'he Y. \\'. C. A •• of Albany College wa<; organized in 1893. The Association
takes au acti\'e interest in every young woman in the College, and seeks to make her
life as bright and profitable as possible. The plans and organization of the Y.
\V. C. A. are much the same as the\' . .\L C. A., after which it was patterned.
Its regular weekly prayer-meeting are held \\'ednesday morning at 8:45 and are
interesting and profitable. 1 '
~I. II .• \(.'JIESOX, El>l'l'UR ~ Tl,e Stuclents' .Joint Stoel~ Compcin~J~
'.\l1ss Rl'TII FLINN,
0 . .M. HICKEY,
~I. H. Aou-:so:--,
l:h:ss1E .-\. :\-IERRll.l.,
],HIES 1'110;\ISON, Jr.,
\,\'. L. '.\i!AR KS,
G, T. Pl{A1vr,
FRA XCER L. FRENCH.
J. L. Ac1u•:so:11,
E1·11 El. E. R IWl'll•:LD,
Fl.ORA 8. HARRISON,
(,. D. BYERS, or-rKe1;:;
f.l)ll"OlnAL ., I Al'"!'
:'\. '.\IARGARE'I' W1u;ox, President
Sec. and Treas.
Editor
Assistant
Business Manager
Asst. Business Manager
Local and Personal
Exchange
Athletic
Alumni
Commercial
Y. M.C. A
Y. W. C. A.
The Students' Joint Stock Company was organized in 1897 for the purpose of
maintaining and publishing the "Albany College Student." The Company con
sists of thirty members, chosen by the Company from among the College class
men, and it elects the staff from among its own members. i,"'
--lnll·r-< c,111.::~1i<1IC l)rut rilul /~:""llX'icltk n 1,Jr ()rqj1,.)l1-
->-* ~-
._,1-1 IC I rt,
I IAR\'I•:, B. D1-:x~:110R1•:, l·. of 0.,
I I.\RR\' IL llouns, ~lc~linnville College,
jA:111,s 1'11m1sox, JR., Albany College.
0rrrre~., or LC'< " A: x"'< 111 r.;,,
CHA1u.r:s H,\1.1. S·r..:wAR'I', '02.
UA~ 110, \\' 1-:US'l'ER \\' IC 11'1'. '03,
\\'rLI.ARD LEIGll'l'OX ~!ARKS, '04,
O1.1\'t-:R l\l. H ICKE\', '05,
11r1>1w_,r:i,. fi\ I l\'I!,., IN , I A I I! t \)N re..,,~ Pn:~icltnt
Secrttary
Treasurer
President
\·ice-President
Secretary
Trea~nrer
'.\lary Stewart Cundiff, '93 Albert \\'illiam \\'ight, '98
Alfred ~leh·in \\'illiams, '94 George Thomson Pratt, '99
Abbie Jane Fry, '95 Joseph Ellis Torbet, 'oo
Albert \\'illiam \\'ight, '96 Frank Charles Stellmacher, '01
\\'illiam Edgar Stewart, '97 Charles B. Sternberg, '02
The l. 0. A. 0. was organized at \\'illamette Gni,·ersity by representath·es
from nine of the J ustitutions in the State. Albany College won the State Contest
in 1898 and tied for firi:t place in 1902.
-J Ayers, Pratt,
Sternberg. Hickey, Acheson.
I.IJC.-\1, OR . .\TORi- IIF '02 l 01"1'1CF.ll$
\\'. \I. \\·1R1•:, .-'\lhany,
E. J>. Cot·LsON, Pacific,
\\'. I'. l>\'lo::1,:, :'lkMinnYille,
c:. ,-\, S11J,Al~K, 0. s. ):, S., President
\"ice-Preside11t
Secretary
Treasurer
sr,·11 FINAL 1)1;1\A re.-;
P,\CIFIC A1.H.·\X\'-X1,:wH1•:1u: 1IARCII i, 1902.
'' Resoh·ecl, That the t·nited States Should Suhsidi1.e her :\lerchanl :\lari11e."
Affirmative Pacific. Xegative-Alha11y.
~lci\l1i-x\'11.1.E-OR1•:c;ox STATE No101A1. Sc11001.-~Io:01m·T11 :'11ARCII i, 1902.
"Resolved, That the Fifteenth Amendment has been Justified."
Affirmati,·e .\fc:\li1111,·ille. Xegati,·e 0. S. X. S.
l'IN/1:1. IWllilTF.
A1.11Ax\' 0RJ-:<;ox ST.\'1'1•: XoR~1A1. Sc11001.-:\-l11x~1ot"r1-1 APRIi. ,s, 190:?,
•· 1{esol\'ed, That Trnsts are Detrimental to Public \\'elfare."
Affirmative Alhany. Negati,·e-O. S. X. S.
:,£011 mouth \\'Oil thereby becoming cham piC>11s of the League.
1)1,:1 .. \'1'1;,.;c; T1•.A~1-()eorge 'l'. Pratt, Chas. A. McFarland, Chas. H. Ste\\'art. ~Collegiote. , .. u1,1etic lxugue or Oregon~
S. Entt-:01-::--:, 0. 8. X. S.,
C. H. S1'E\\'A"RT, Albany,
GEORGJ•: AnA~tS, McMinnville,
C. K. jONHS, Pacific.
D. A. Po1.1 :-IC, Dallas,
OJ'l'ICEllS or I OC;\I A.,'\l;.YllfflCIN President
1st Vice-President
2nd \'ice--Presi<lent
Secretary
Treasurer
\\'. L. ~I.\RKS, President
R. ~I. 'I'oRHET, \'ice--Presicle11l
\\'. M. \\'1R1;, Secretary
I{ l'!-'SEI.I. \\." 1.1.Ac1-:, Treasurer
(; 1.:0. T. PRATT. Track ~I anager for '02
CH,\S. H. S1'EWAR'I', Asst. 'frack Manager
j,DIES THO)l80:--:, JR., Footh:tll Manager for '02
'l'he C. A. T,. 0., consi ting or Mc:Vlinn\'ille College, Pacific College, Dallas,
College. Albany College and Oregon State Normal ~•chool, was organized by rep
resentatives or these Colleges at Monmouth in February or 1901. The League
has the management or all athletic contests between tbe members or the League,
and gives suitable trophies to winners. Albany College won the first l\\'O pennants
given by the League: one at the first track meet held at Mc.\11 inm·ille, :VT ay 31,
1901, and the other for the football champion~hip or 1901. 1'IIE 1'R.-\l:-1:-;(; SQl'.-\11. Tl~ACI'\ ATI IIJ"TIC5
]<lit:-R. T.\I.1', Manager and Trainer. CHAS. A. :\'ICFARl.AXn, Captain.
C. :-\. L. 0. :\lr-:wr M<::\11:-;:-;yrr.1.1-: MAY 31, 1901.
J-:n•11t~
100 yd dash
XXo ycl run
4.+0 yd run
1 mile run
220 yd dash
120 Yd hurdle
Pole~nllllt
Shot-put
Hammer-throw
Hammer-throw -
Ru1111ing- high jump
Running hiKh jump -
Standing broad jump
Standing broad jump
Ru1111ing broad jump
Standing high jump l'uinti; won !Jr .\lh:111r t'ollcgc.
Contt•st:ints
R. 1'\. 'l'oR 11wr
8. K. HARTSO<:r.;
j011:-; liER<::IIAX
S. K. HAWl'SOl'K
R. X. 'l'o1rnwr
Ct.Ylll•: CJ<A \\"FOR I)
()o;i,; :\IORHISO:\"
Do:--:\llo1ousox
A. S. ~IACK
Do::-1 MORRIS();,:
\\". ~t. \\"11n:
C.H. S1·1•:1<x1rnR<:
J>ox :\IOURISON
R. N. '!'ORHET
i)Oi'\ :\IORRISOX
\ C., .\. :'111:FARl,AXI, ~
J \\. M. \\ IRE
' f)ox ~IORRJS(JN l'l:1,:c l'oinfR
r 5
3 . 3
5
3
2 3
l 5
3
I 5
-2 3
I 5
2 tied 2
I 5
2 3
2 3
, tied 9
A1,B.\XY Co1.1.1m1-: 0. S. ?\. S. :'111-:1-:-r :'llo:0H11"'rt1 :'IL\\" 25, 1901.
ScORE Albany, 85 points. 0. S. X. S., 27 points. •
TR.\CK TEA)I-Cll.\)ll'fO::\'~ C .. \. L .. tl., '01 •
I=-c OTB1--\LL, 1901 _.-,,/
G. 1'. PRA'l'T, Manager. FREJJ A. Eu\\A1<11s, Coach.
CHA!-. H .. TE\Y..\R'I', C:tptain.
\\". E. FRA:-;ci,s,
CLYJ)I'. R1·r--1,RT,
Gi,n. Pmr ..
A. S. ~I.\CK,
E .. R(lln,;,
C. A. :\lCF..\RI.A:0-1),
FJ<A). K 'l'E~l 1'1,ETON,
l{. 1'.. HAR'l'SOCK,
C. H. , 1'J•:WAl<T,
,\. C. Cocu.t::Y,
A 1. To:-Co., TJ•:s.
l)o~ .,IORR!!-\OX,
:\l I n:ITITI ITC. "i Left End
teft Tackle
Left n11arrl
Center
Right (~uard
Right Tackle
Right Tackle
Right End
Quarte.r Bark
Left Hair Back
Right Half Back
Full Back.
FRr:11 :\lOEl!N KT·:,
Jou:-; RRl'~I), Ci.nm ;\lc:CoY,
Cl.YDE CRA\\'l'IIRI), FRAXK U"11<H,
C11.\S. BILYEl',
October 26 Alh:i11y College, 6, \S. 0. A. C., o > ovember 2 Alha11y College. o, ,·s. Port laud Academy, 12
:Xo,·emher 9-Alhany College, 26, v. 0. ,'. X. S., o
>'o,·ember 16 Albany Colleg-e, 15, vs. Eugene High 8cbool. o
Xo,·ember 2X Albany College, 11, ,,,;_ :\fd'liim,·ille College, o
' HAT do I know aho11l foot
• ball? :S-othing. I nen•r ..av.·
hut one game a11d I rlid11't see
that exactly. I experirnced it. ~ly edu
cation isn't much, though I was reckoned
among the pert girl" of my day. \\·hen
I went to chool we girls used to p!ay
"jump the rope," •· ring around ro"'e","
"oats, peas, heans anri httrle~ ~ows,"
while the hoys played "whipcracker."
and "hlackman. •• Sometimes the boys
a11d girl-. together would play "heavy,
hea,-~, hang~ m·er your head.•· :111cl ''ki,-;
the girl that you lm·c he,,t,'' .111d -.uch
other i1111ocent and harmle,,; games. One
boy in school wonld alway ... kiss me when
we played those ~ame,;. He was the
biggest hoy i11 school and the best ont<
loo, ancl the other hoys and girb -:eemed
to be jealous of me and Joe. After
wards we got LO liking each other better
and better e,·ery day and he would do
a11ything I told him to. If I told him
to lick a hoy he done it, :111d if I told him
11ot to speak Lu a girl he obeyed me.
\\"ell, finally Joe learned bis trade and
c;rnned for himself. \\"hat has this got to cl,," ith fuolball? \\"ell. you ju-;l wait,
we are coming to that.
~le and Joseph r call him Joseph
now-got married and pro:.pt!red reason
ably well and were blessed with children.
and we concluded to gfre those children
a better education th:111 we hod, so when
they got old enough we sent 'em off to
College -down to Alh;rny.
\\.hen we were boy,; and girls at borne
we talked ahout •·cuoµpin' wood," ·•split
tin' mil'!," "diggin' potatoes," "settin'
hen,;," "dryin' fruit" and sich. ~ow
when the children comes home from Col
le~e the talk is "Athleticc;," "Physics,"
"Cicero's orations," "Plato's Apolog-ies"
and sich. :\le :rnd Joseph could'nt tell
what they was talking about 1111.lf the
time. They said a whole lot about "rules
for an i11depencle11t critical translation,"
and "derirntes" and "compounds'' and
"rooLc;" until we didn't know whether it
wac; appletree-; or \dial. \\"e finally held
a conllah about it, and Joseph -;aid a
how the children was educated and we
wa,;n't, and Joseph never would let any
body beat him, ,;r, be commenc-ed to h11y book,,, am! we read out loud toencb other
evenins until we hegan to get on to me
things.
Xow, Tameomingtomyfoothall-.tory.
It wa,; Jong in the fall of 1901, 0. A. C.
and Albany was going to play to see
whi<'h was UO'-"• and the children said
we must go mt: and Joseph. r set my
foot down square 011 that propo-;ition, but
jo<;eph was gettin', a-, he used to say,
-;ort a <'Ollege bred hims~lf since he had
heeu read111' them hooks. and so he went
\\"ell, whenjoeph come back, l \,a-i
tending my household affairs when the
door flew open and in he jumped and
)ellecl like a maniac "Hully for Old
Albany." At fir:.t I was -.cared and then
I goti£.<1.cl. I looked up and saw Joseph
::ir.d wl!lt a -,ight! He was co\·ered with
mud and , eUer and black ribbons and
rosE>lles of all ..,ize<;, length, shapes and
tle..,criptions. He looked like a clown or
like the pictures of the fool the olden
time king.., usecl to ha,·e. l flew at him
nncl he pu-;hed me back and as I fell he
yellt:'d, ''First down Fh·e)ard-.togain."
1 kicked at him "hilc I wm, down and be yelled, ''Fi\"e more yanb on a tour•
and then hollered-
"Zip, rip, none o' your lip
\\' e' re the pick from clown the creek
\\'e're from Albany."
He acted like he "as drunk or crazy
and I ,1. ....-that T must conquer him now
or ne\"er and I up and handed him one,
and be called to one of the children to
•·tackle her" aud calle<l for the "half
back" to "interfere." Then J handed
him another and sent him o\"er on what
the bovs cnlleJ a '·full back." '!'hen be
got up and jumped for me. but l dodged
him. He called it a "fuwhle," mid yell
ed "look oul for a place kick."·
•·Hool, ,cool grab a root
Betcher boots that I'm a beaut,
I'm from Albany."
Al this I sa\\ his hat on the floor and
one of the ho,·s hollered "fall u11 the hall"
but I gi,·e it; kick and lauded it square
ly 011 the •·cod Ble. s Our Peaceful Home"
mollo that wao; hanging 011 the wall, and
then Joseph called ·•tackle O\·er" and
made a ru-,h ·traight at me. He caught
me round the wai·tam.l aid. "Sall\· Ann.
we',·e won the game. \'ou kicked goal
and 1'11 make a touch r\own," and he
ki,<.e<I me 011 the cheek. DEHRI'-Acbc.•nn ll:ir.1111:111
lt1 Ill PJI
:-el,;,,n Fronk
.\. C'. I .. s. ()JH.'.11 i::s·rR.\ '.\loT'ro-·• Poetry gfres a soul lo lht! uni\'erSC', \\ i11g. to
the minci, Jlight to the imaJ,tinatio11, a charm tosadne""• gaiety and life to e,er,nhing."
FR.\XK H.\l<RIOTT,
A,rnrn H,RR,~ox,
(!J(lll<<a.; .-\. Pk ICIIAIOI,
\\"i-:1.;u" :'II. \\"tRr:
:\J. IL ..\1.:1n:sox,
CI.YJ)I :'lltC,".
1,1-CY 81.00R.E,
'.\I.\ HI.I' PLX 1 .. \ XI>. -Poet Laun•atc
Se11t1me111al Poet
Poc1,1 Fal-.us
Profound Poet
. 'pring Poet
The Amorous Poet
'rhe Languid Poet
The l"11k11ow11 l'oel
The m~mbcr..hip of rhis cluh is limited nud the re<ruircme111s of ruemher<;hip
:ire ,·err stringent. t:rie Browu, "Fuzzy·• '.\Ierrill, R. Homer Xelson, l~velyn
Belchee. lh111ca11 '.\lonteith and Bertha Axtell are candidate<; for the fir'lt rnt·ancy. ·1· HE CLt· H i .. great\\· noted
1,.. For the hoarders ~,·ho are there,
, . • And fi~t of all lo head the I i'll
J., the )latrou. Fat aml fair.
~ext comes our dear friend Jimmie,
\\"ith hi'-little Trish grin,
He know-; how muc-h we lo,·e him,
For his stories dark ancl grim.
Then there comes our lrienrl Uob Han'lock ;
He's the Prcsidelll of lhe gang.
'l'he11 there's hashiul >:ann) \\'1!-;011,
The fellows cfl II her ::--.l n :
She's a ,·ery mo<lest maiden
,\ncl with lo,·e her heart is laden,
For the student!', who are eating at the Club.
Prof. Husbnell ·s doomt!d b,· late
'l'o be fore,·er late,
And he don't get much to eat at any meal:
For the students at the ta hie
l•:at up all that they are ahle,
So he's thus !eit out in 1warly c,·ery deal.
Then there comes our dear .\la hone),
\\.ho read'-Greek and rides a l'O::SY,
And who studies night and da~ thron~bout
year. t
the And we do not dare for2;et the Ryle and Berg·
man set,
For their part in all the mi...chief that's done here.
\\.itb Fisher, Rrund nnd \\'aite,
.\!any crackers they will take,
.\lso apples, bread anrl toothpicks, bean., and cake.
Sidne)' !\lack and .\loehnkies too
Jla,·e a lot to say and do
That'<. unnec-essary. out of place and dry;
For what they ~y is old,
,\nd they really -.houlrl he told.
Thnl they couldn't do :i .. mart thing if they'd try.
Hickey, Toh! and Byer:,. know the wisdom of
their sire.,;
\\"hen thev speak )OIi hear tbesound of wi<;dom's
feet,
For they are wi.;;c in their own c~ ""•
.-\ nd you ne,·er c-ould ~urprise,
And find in them the object called Conceit.
La,;;t of all comes good Geo. Pratt,
He i, tall, with not much fat.
And he ,n•ars a pompadour upon his pnte,
. o now 1'11 end my tale.
lt is true a .. winter·s bail.
.\nd 1'11 le:we the College Club to an) fate. " "
C111.0R Creen C:reen .
.'1.0,, \X-• Erin ma,•ourneen, Erin go hralJ."
T'a-.t Cr:ind I lead Knocker. J. ~lcr1.uo,· 'l'11o"sox
Grand Head K1mrker. <> ~I JLH.\EI llru,F.r
Keeper c,f lbe '-3Cred, emhlematic-, hlood-stnfoed Sballalah, P.\T ~1.-\H<J:S.'l•:,
Explni11<"r. Guardian, Protector, Pre-.:en·er, I >efonder anci Bearer
of the St l'atriC'k Standard, ~111,:i. K, 1.F.
The Emh11:,ia<;tic, Hombasuc, Linguistic, Patriotic-, HeroiC', t·n•
compromising', l:nw:l\'cring, t·nimpeachahle, lrrepre.s-.ihle .\,:titator,
ln-.tructor in .\lanual of ,\nus, J ""' 11•. T11, n,~ox
1 n order to bec-ome a mem her it is nccc-; 'II\ to sati-;fr the I >cfoncieri: of
the F3ith as lo the candidate's connection with the Ernerald J le. The
membersuip i<; alread) large and the following are under ach-isement:
\\"ill and Fred ~loehnke, on the ground that they are half Dute h nnd half fri-.h, and therefore J:?'Ood for one Irishman.
Ernest Hardin. on the plea th:H hi-; ancestors di,ln't come from Germany, therefore from Ireland. R. F1.1xx ;\[o'l"l'U ·• A Hort! A llnr;e ! ;\ly Kingdom for a Hor,,e ! "
Pl·Rrnsi: To Acquire. peed.
IXILI'::. I 'll ,\\l!,\11\f:ll~IIIP
-Get a horse. I I-Ride 15 minutes n da,·. II 1 Be careful where you stable him.
R. IIRtl'E \\0
.\l.w\CE,
G. Du1 (;LAs Rn,Rs,
\\". 1.FIG IITII:-;\I AR t,(:,.,
;\I. A1.,1c~. :'\foRR1s11:-,
G. CoRnl-'.I.IA l)Awso:-,
C. HAI.I. S-r..:WAJ<'l',
C. THO\ISO-' PR,\TT,
G .. \lbert Prichard
lJ. \\'eb ter \\'ight
f. Jane Graham
Arthur Hema)"' Chief Importer
Chief Jockl'y
Jockty
Stahle BO\'
..\s~-ista11l
Hroncho Busters
C. Fairfax Pa) 11e
B. Katherine Beam
J. Huh Bryant
.-\ lexnnder • coll S'I.\L\" The straight froul is quite the proper
-.tyle now days. Cow,ult a hair-dresser as to
where to part your hair.
F LILLI.\~ r ,im gla<l lo note your thought
rulness and care for ,·our younger sister , he
\\;II no doubt he different when she gets older.
Set for her the best pos,ihle example and win her
confidence ir po'-'-ible.
F111TH If Your corn becomes unbearable it is
perfectly pro~r to n:mo,·e your "hoc e,·en at a
hanC(ud. Be careful. howe,er, that no one finds
it nut.
Bi:ssrn 11. [ would not ad, ise an elopement
until e,·ery fair means of -.ecuring your parent-.'
L~msent ha, been exbauc;ted. Rt: careful to pre
scn.-e your di~nily aml decorum on all occasions
110 matter how tr)·iug.
F.HRL\X ~lect lite adrnnce., of ,·our heloved
half,, a,, hut be t·areful not to gh·c· him the im
prt,s'-ion that YOU nre '' eaS)"."
E. R. S. To he perfectly correct, your im·ita
tion,; should he eugra,ed. It is -,o difficult, how
e,<:r, for tht: inexperienced to tell engraved work
when they see it, that it would be wdl to han!
the worcl ·• engran•rl ·' in small letter, in the
lt,wer left band cornu. Thi:, n·ill insure it
aiainc;t hemg taken for cheap printin~.
~I.\R,;1·1uo1·., Theknowlt:dieofdancin~add,, J..
~n-ath· to the Krn"eiuh,e,s of one's carriage. • Chewing gum hould he indulged in only in
the prh-ac) of one's own apartments.
:\!ARC..\RET C. In a co educational institution
greet all your fellow students of the opposite c;ex
~dtb perfect frankne,;s, but uc,·er with familiarity.
I pre$ume, though, that your fault is rather ha h
fulness.
CL\ IL\ A. ff your friend insi ts in open
a,·owals of h15 arrection and continues to push hi
suit. it would prolmbly he well to give hirn some
good mother!~ ath·ice. :\Jrs. Rorer' cook hook
i" recommended by 111:111,· good cooks.
BERTHA rt i:. 1ruproper and a mark of i1?nor
anet: for a gentleman to take a lad} 's arm when
the,· art walking together. If your escort does
this make some "josh " abollt •· it not being leap
~ear,·· or something of that kind. and plac.-e your
hand on his arm. He ·mre, howen,r, to make
your hint plain enough for him to understand it.
'.\lo t young men are obtuse, ) ou kuow.
S1,1P.--It certainly would be cmharra<.sing to
loose your hair on the street. A switch i;; prefer
able to a wig. Send a lock of your bair to some
friends in Chica{!0 and they will probably he able
to match it for ) ou.
L.1-:-0.\ If your J:!entleman friend has the ha hit
of calling at unsca...;onahle hc,11r'-, you should re
iuse to o;ee him. The only way to keep your
chickens out ol the flower garden is to di,pem,e SIDe 17\U~ WI 111 Cl l<L ~-(,1..1ntinu '(I
\\'itb either lhe chick~uc; or the flowers.
~I.\BLF.-Your hahitofsruiling i a \"ery pretty
one. J>o not, howeYer, smile too profuse!,·, as it
is liable to gi,·e the impression thRt you are
making an effort to appear attracth·e am! µre
posing.
FL0.-1 gather from ) our letter that you are a
, ery "cute" httle girl. As you say, the young
men of your acquaintuuce are surely missing
their opporlnnities by not giving you more their
attention. .\ hide your time. howeYer, for you
are yet young. • •
Pr1..1vcrl):-, Fi""lr ~-·nk.1r5, CIKII). XII.
I \\"bat profit hu.'I a student for all bis labors
which he taketh in an examination?
TT One term passeth away and another term
cometh, and the " ex" abide.th fore,·er.
I I I A new year cometh and goeth e,·en to its
end, a 11d yet the • • ~oph " passel h 11ol bi
~• exa1n,. ''
I\"-And the Prof. saith, "One thing ba,·e I
required of thee, • Pass thou me this
test ' ''
\" Xow, who so lo,·eth wi,-dom, rejoiceth his
father; therefore, the Junior stayeth up
uights and panetl1 his sleep asunder, and
his hair in the middle. that be ma,· study, and lo ! he hec-ometb a Senior, and there
is rejoicing in the laud of hi fathers
Bl"T-
Vl-Hoast not thy ell, 0, Senior of to-morrow,
for thou knowest not what the da,· of
ethics way bring forth. -
YTf-1\Iathamatics is hard; Greek is not light;
butetltics is the nhomioation of all eniors.
VII I )Iy son, be sure and wake the night oil to
burn that thou mayest answer him that
questionetlt thee in the day of thy tnlmla
lions.
IX-A, enior feareth e,·il, il he be wise, and
!..ludieth unto himself. but the Freshies
heed not and are flunked.
X-As a fining pot for sih-er, and the furnace
for gold, so is an "exam." for the Slll·
denL-..
XI-Be thou, therelore, diligent lo know what
shall be tll\· answers, and look "·ell to the
state of th); cribs.
XII-And thou shalt ha,·e ruatlt:r enough for
this trial of tlw ,, isdom, and shalt recei,·e
thy sheep-skin--by the skin of thy teeth.
SYLLA m·s.
"Oh, how the weet rain ofloYe patters 011 lbe
roof of my bcart."-John Leon Acl1e'-o:1.
" Last-tho,e who boast of mighty mischiefs
done calm thinking villains."- Senators. -1\M IDl:'.1\L COLU~GE
·(e· O:\IE Jet u· walk together
C.:p the a,·enue awa,•s,
• • \\"here there stands an i<lt>al College
• • Of those ideal future days.
ln it there is no c-onfusion,
:-\round it is n well kept lawn.
A 110,·e it float<; a College Penm111t,
.\ place where brain is mixed with hr:nrn.
Let us scan the student bodv
As they sit serene And -,tiil,
You can scan them. they are poem-;,
You can scan them if you will.
Kot a whisper or a murmer,
J\s the leader leads in prayer.
E,·eryone is bowed and re,·'rent,
E,·erythin~ is proper there .
.Xow the bell is rung for cla,;c;e,;,
,'ilently they rise and go,
Silently as falls the J.nowrlakcs
From the clouds to earth helow.
There is no di-;cord of \'OiCC'-,
Xo loud talkino in the hall,
Order reij!ns supreme in chapel,
A ,,·ful .;ilence over all. . ilence that is keen oppressi,·e,
Seems to gather all tl.Je time,
Things ruove to and fro like clockwork,
Or a kind of pantomime.
'o low whi'ipered consultation,
i'\ot a ~ide glance or a smile,
Everyone erect, attenth·e
To their studies all the while.
E,·erything is done precisely
On the moment it j,, due,
A II are iu their proper places,
E,·erything is strange and new.
And a kind of creepy feeling
Seems lo crawl along my ·pine
As I see those rows of studenl'i
Like: automatons in line.
Yet they say, "a model College,"
" I ,.hall send my children there.·•
Oh, deli,·cr us from hondage,
Such a college is a ,mare.
\\'nhered e,·ery inspiration,
Cowed in spirit once ,;o free,
Curbed in e,·ery lifelike action,
From -,uch a place rleli,·er me. -Ch-de .\lcCoy aud Bt-n I Turner
.\l r. Steru herJ! and .\I i,s C:uueron
Mack and Emma
.\lark<; null his laugh .\rchic l{ie, and the ha1111111:r
Om Emma • imp.-.011 :111d ?
Buss Ste\\"a rt and Georgl:' Payue
.\Ir. Ru"hnell and hi-. u\·ercoat
.\/011 Dorri<,ou :111cl his f:tcuhy for lra11spo,i11){
.\lnhouey :111d his c:rt-1:k .!!rarumnr
Roh Hnrtsol.'l und .\lis.<; ,\xtell
.\!is., Starr and·· nll right. ~o ahcarl"
\\"ight, Jat•k, :111cl the mail cart
Profe.,;;c;or \\-alker and •· in thi,"
" ,\1org." ".\ler." nnd " Fon"
,-'\lbert .\lack and Anna lJick,-on Hnney Mc-Bride nncl his curie~ foe-ks
Johnnie Bcrgnrnn and hi<; -.ailor gait
The ednl.'ational dog and his tail
l>a,·e 1'yle n11cl Kood nature
.\Ir EJl,en •• Rohe and .\lic;s Flora B. Harrison
Eddie Kyle nr.d the College Club.
Clintou Cr:l\"~s and lh1: track
.\ld>anicl nncl hi-; hat Pnl<Tt.A:Sl>. OR .. April 30, t1J05·
F1<11 :-.11 Pk \TT: r recei,·ed )Our Jetter enquir-
ing a, to the "hereabouts of some of the olcl Col
lege fellow e,·eral day'I agl) n11d l ha,·e been do-
111g the "secret "en ice" act c,·er since. I ran
onto "Old Soak'' Ral'lto11 ancl he put me next tu
a lot of th.: fellows.
l'erhap;. you knew that '.\lark,, is a Corporal in
the regular army. He is stationed at Fort Can
hy. \\"ill Jae!.:, j., running n cigar fa1:ton· 011
Fifth stred. and the) -,ay he is dointr well. 0
To111
Ste,·c11s ha-; f:?Olle on the ,;tage ns a comedian.
He hn'> gathered much fame nnd ,·egetahle to
him-.elf hy cloing dreadful thing" dreaclfull\·.
Clyde Crawfortl i-, runner ior tbe Commerci.nl
House at The Jlalle-.. You know he alw:ir ha<l
good wind and "as pretty strong 011 hi leg~.
Ernest Hardin i-; married to a nice old ladv oi
fony-fi,-e with tote; of moue). l le has been· fol-
io" iug her around California all thi<; last winter.
Jode ,aid that Lyle Speer wa o;oon to he married.
l hope it i~ so tor I hate to see a fellow entire!\
dep.!ndent 011 !,is father. John Acheson hud t~ j
quit Jnw and so he ha" gone back to the farm. John wa!-. a bright fellow and promi,;ed wt:11. J)is
appointment in Ion: drove '.\lock Acheson to
drink. He is ekin~ out an existence running a
faro tahlc inn gamblinK dive in Rall Lake. Carl
Cooley 1<; enjoying life. He marrierl a big stout
woman o,·er at rtwaco He <:ay-, ue i,; the best
washer-woman in the town and bas all the work
she can do.
IL is harder work to keep track of the ~irb.
Emma Sox is tra,·eling sale<;woman for some
ho<l)' Llt'altb Foo<\. r h~a1 Be.,-;ie '.\lerrill is
quite the rage in Boston as a promi,ing prima
dona. Arlene '!'ram ran awnY from home to
marry a sligbt-of-lrnnd performer Her folk-. dt<;·
owned her but the nohle girl is making an heroic
<;trugglc Creta Brund 1<; \'. \\". C. :\. secretan·
at Tac-mnn. I think the other girb are all ma;.
ried or teaching school. I ,, ill prohahly see
more of them here this summer at tht Expo. I
will keep my eye, open.
Youn, i11 College '.\lemorie.,,
.. Bon;.."
P. S. I forgot to .. ,,. that Bnss Stewan is
Captain in the Sal\·ation Army, and thal \rilber
France., islead111~ the choir at St. A11tho11y. 1.e-1-n:1~: T\._ Tl 1e r::D1 ro1~ iy~ -
l>F:.\R ~IR. E1H"l'IJl<: Ii you only knowi:d the
lo,~elv timi: r ha\'e been ha\'iug thi year. The
di:ar ~weel boys all like me so much. Somi: one
of them come,; to see me almo..,t e,·ery e,·ening.
Sometimes it is Crnwtord ~,·ho comes. or I larriott.
or Ketchum, or Prichard or .\lark~, and nearly
e,·en· 'uuda,· some swells come over frnm Cor
,·allis. l an; a fine ·inger and will 'iinl{ for any
body I'm going to Chicago 0011. \\"ell l mu t
close as" Bouk" will~ here pretty quick.
Your friend,
~L\RC,.\Rl•'.T C1·;,.-1111'F.
)I A ,·,·n.Lr,, OR., ~I&)', 1902.
~IR. E1>1TOR: -Could ,·ou kind Iv recommend
me as football coach for the comini season? It
i.., hardly ncce.~ ary to mention that 1 am perfect
ly at home with all the girl-,. Lru t ,;easo11 I
showi:d Frances, \\-innifred, E\'elyn and ~laq1,reta
a good time, but wouhl like something new this
year. Your,; in hope.
FRI;)).\. E11\\'.\RllS.
P. S. J.:iodly 1efrain from menrioning that I
am eo~aged to girls in three other towns.
;\fR. Eu1T11R, DH.-\R. IR: r got a new brother-
in-la\\. r am in the Commercial deparrment.
)le and. \\'illic Re!ieber~ and Le,inder Burkhart
look out the window sometimes wheu Prof.
\\-alker ain't looking, and ha,·e lots ot fun.
Yours with o <,tandin~ broad smile,
Ro:;s ~lcKHc:11.:--rn. DE.\R ~lR. Eunon: I just felt l mu-.t write
you my opinion of A ltou Coates anc-1 tell what he
has done for me, for fear some people might think
I don't appreciate him. (Just wait until I twi..'it
my hair.) Alton Coates is the greatest man r
e\'er knew. I don't know what would ha,·e be-
come of me if it hadn't been for Alton. \\"h,·
he bought be a new heart and-but l mu,;tn't ge~
excited or mv hair will fall down.
• ,·ery sweet1'·,
OR.\ S1,11>sn:-..
~IR. ~L\;\'.\(,l'R, 1:-; C.lRF 01 TIIE 1':UIT<,R.
H.:aring that you are in need of a good left tackle
J woulcl apply for that position. I haYe a nice
clean suit that J used la,;t season. Plea<;e keep
me in mind.
Yours in a ru h,
~IR. F.n,T,1R: For the past two years I have
been troubled with premature baldness of the
!>calp. Could you olfer any sugge,;tion a to
curing this affiiction?
I han: late1'· come from the East, and am the
leading corom~rcial in Albany Collei:tc. J can go
with any girl in College that I want to, and not
haye to blow myself either. "Hoping to sec
more of you soon," I rema i 11
\"ours as e,·er,
C . .-\. ~kFARl.A:XI>. S L IAGLIMDI
WouKlr'\'t It .Jcir \'l_)ll t .Se,_
Byers playing football?
Ray Ache"Oll riding a pony?
>liss Harrison \\"altzing?
Louis Meyers making goo-goos?
"Prich " in a running suit?
A. Sidney doing the skirt dance?
'' R usl) '' Rowell with the mumps?
The Faculty in swimming?
Frank \\"ire leading chapel ?
Parker without a pompadour?
Ray \Yorley talking with tbe girls on the
liack seat? . ..
0:ln \\)LI lll'kl~Jin'
~rack Acheson lea,·ing his lady rrier;d al
a seasonable hour?
hady Bilyeu saying his prayers?
Johuuy :.\lyers working?
Ralph Cooper attending dancing school?
Earl Frouk Lhrmdng Lhe hammer?
;\)is-. \Yil,;on Aining?
'l'ohl turned loose in Chicago?
Stewart with curly hair? • H1-:ss11-: CAM1-:1HYN-
Hnw I lm·e its giddy gurgle ;
How J love i1s fluent flow;
How I Ion." to "·ring my t11ouLl.i up;
How J lo,·e Lo he1r it go! .. "
\\"hat's the keenest class in school?
" \\. e," say the opbomores,
'' The Faculty us adores,
\\·e·rc the keenest class in school."
Ami who'. President uf the Sophomores?
" I ·' says Russell, ·• I make • em bustle."
"I am President of the Sophomores."
• •
l'crhaps some one will Lake exception to what
ha been said conceming them in THE AcT.\.
Bul if you will look it O\·er rarefolly you \\--ill
find Lhat we ha,·e moi:tly selected Lbe girls and
liuJe boys as marks for our shafts, taking care to
say only complimentary Lhiugs concerning all
those larger than ourselves. Howe,·er that may
he it will be useless for any one lo seek "personal
satisfaction" on us, because the mental straiu of
getting out such a hook as this has been so greaL
that iL is nece!'-Sary for us to tnke a rest. Accord
ingly we ha,·e gone lo the couutry aud it is
not known when we will be back.-'l'HEEDJTORS. qu Ti-\TI )NS
"I want to be an Angel." Lopps-Ketchum.
"There's a bra,•e man if any. "-Jacks.
·• Hea,·en is my home."-George D. Hyer .
ti Lo,·ers a re gh·en to poetry."- lyde McCoy.
"Nothing hut lea,·es."-The Acta.
•· He lives to build, not boast."-Archie Ries.
•· With all her faults we JO\·e her till.''-Lena
)liller.
"Thinks too little, talks too much." E,·a
French.
"As smooth as monumental alabaster." -
Bessie Cameron.
"I am not in the roll of common men. "-)forks.
"It bad a ,oice-ye gods! what a ,·oice."
Carl Bergman.
":\nd e'en his failing· lean to \'irtue' side."
-Cushman.
"A pretty boy, young, but O my! •·-earl
Cooley.
"l'm just as happy as ir I hacl good sense."
Bill >loehnke.
" Soft e,·e.,; Jo,:,ked lo,·e to eves which c;pake
again."-Bob Hartsock. •
"These men are oft times better than they
seem.''-Faculty.
"Nature has framed strange fellow-. in her
time. "-Carlos :'-Iarsters. " He's so fresh the new hlades of grass turn
green with em')' as he pas es." -Tobi.
"The firste vertue, sone, if thou wilt !ere, is
to restrain and kepen we! thy tongue."-May
berry.
"A man of goocl parts if you count by bulk. a
man of some depth as shown by his feet. "-Piel.
ti 'Tis trange to see how he will sit and look
and brood and tbink."-hlahoney.
" Her mouth is ,·ery neat and pert and smooth
like a China cup."-Anna Dickson.
" Her tender age, her form di,·inely fair, her
easy motion, her attractive air."-~Iisc; Hogue.
"A dame there is, wost beautiful to my eyes
young, beauteous, artless, innocent and wise."
E\'a Hammer.
" Well did they know that sen·ice all by rote,
there was many and many a lo,·ely note."
Chapel.
"Rather than be disgrnced would choose to
die."-lkey.
" Love, thou hast pleasures, and deep hae I
IO\·ed." Coach Edwards.
·• Love, thou hast sorrowc;, and sair hae 1
pro\'ed." Stellmacher.
c, O, father! O, father! an' ye think 'it fit;
we'll send him a year lo college yet."-Carl
Fisher. OU 17-\TI K-< ,('lntirntC(I
"Go look on a fresh daisy. "-C. J. B.
"\Vas heautiful to sec a weed of g-loriou fea
ture." -Claude Fi her.
"For hearts so touched, ·o pierced, o lost as
mi11e.11-Temp.
"Alas, no more me thinks we wandering go."
\\'ire and French.
"One thought of tcee puts all my ighs to
flig-ht."-~ellie Miller.
••Come with one glance of lho-,e deluding eyes,
biol out each bright idea of mine. "-l\1 i s Turner.
" Ob, may we ne,·er lo,·c as these ha,·e IO\·ed."
\\'allace and Belchee.
"Critics in wit o:-liie are hard to please." -
A. S. :\lack.
"In action faithful and in honor clear."
•· Hip" \\'heeler.
"\\'ho broke no promise and who lost no
friend."-, an \Yi! 011.
'' Passion and prirle were to her soul un
known." R utb :\lonta~ne
'' Hi
breast.'' sih-er beard wa,·ed gently
Prof. cott. o,·er his
"A boldness in bis looks appeared. "-Clarence
Brown.
"I'll take no cocktail, thanks, J am a ,·ege
tari:rn. "-" Kelly" llewitt. t
t "A wide experience in affections."-Fraoce
French.
"One ,·ast substantial smile.''-:\Iabel :\kCoy.
" A face like a benediction." :\fiss Crooks.
11 A nice girl-hnt so distant."- Gertrude
Jewell.
" till we gaze and till the wouder grew, that
uch small heads could carry all they knew."
Big Four.
" Being eminent ye must be censured, yet not
through fault of our;." -.Editors.
"He n·a • a scholar and a ripe and good one,
exceeding wise, fair spoken and persuading."
Prof. Torbet.
"Xe'er spoke aloud, but whispered in the air."
-~liss A. Harrison.
"8wilt ns the winged arrow iu its flight."
Boh Torbet.
"So hard to gain, so easy Lo l,e lost.''-\'ida
~rastoa.
":Xol once look-; backward, forward still he
goes, yet ne'er !Mks forward funher than his
110 e."-Pratt.
·• A girl, good without pretense, blessed with
plain reason and soher ense. "-Edna 1-:notts.
11 At that dread sound pale mortals stood aghast
and startled nature trembled with the blast."
\\'. H. Lee.
0 '"LAP.K (jQLLl.b'tt LlaKAK I 1..E•I~ AN ~
()~lo c..W. PALATINE HILL "OAD
- r,o.rr..nN "S11 firm, yet c;ofl; -;o stron~. yet so refined."
:\Ii s :\I eeker.
"Lover of peac.-e and friend of human kincl."
-Comfort R.
" Foe lo loucl praise nnd frit-1Hl to learned
ease. "-Ralph K11otts.
Calmly he look-, 011 hie." "Dutch" Hil)eu.
·•Of manners. gentle; nf affection!-, mild; in
size, n man; ,implil·ity, a t·hild. "-"~Sea-,ick"
I la1d11mn.
" H..., pieci11g eve;;;, erect. appear to\ 1e,, ,upt-r
ior world-; nnd look all nalurt! throu~h.'' L E.
R ichn rd-.011.
·•, uch wa., her ,mile as n11<.'ie11t hnrdo; ha,·e
tnlcl." )lahel Penland
",\ ncl all clelrrees llt!fore I he gwlde,c; lien cl."
~I u.d ie A rm,;trong.
• Plain ,,·:b their dre<., and mocicst tlwir
mien " Eroddphians.
•· \\'e neither claim the praise nf merit, nor
a-;pire to fame. would die 1111heard of, :is we',·e
h,·ed 1111.;;ecn. • -Kappa .\lphas.
"But still in fanc-) \·a1111111shed e,·ery m,i<I.''
S. I..: I lart--ock.
"Sprigl:lly our ni~hts, polite 011r da) ,. " Soph,-I r ,\I.I \l.'-1.
"\\"h1ch way I Ay is hell; tn) self am hell "
Gale Hill, '97.
' \\'e ought to, lint ca1111ot when -.ve ought ''
Certa111 .\Jumna.-.
"The :-oldier with hi!\ mark, of war."-Ralph
Eugene :\lcl-:echnie, '99, Co. G, ~th Regt. 0. '.G.
"Her gloomy µre;;;ence o;addens all the c;cene."
X t'II ie Foc;hay, '99.
" Ea..,e, health and life for her he would re
si~n." :\c;hlc::y T>ickinc;on, ·oo.
" If he had just one more leather ht! would
,trill himself to death '' Roy . altmarsh. ·oo.
" If you, my friends, this fair one can proc-nre,
your joy-, are full, your happine s ~ecnre."
)lary tewnrt. '99
•• .\11 inJ;!.'eniou,_ clt:, ii." Ral-;ton, ·oo.
" )lake-. lo,·e with uoclc; and ~lanc-e-. when he's
a hie.'' Bert \right, '9S
• Look next on greatne""· ~t!t! whc-re gre&tne.-;.,
lies." J. E. T) ree, • 99.
"I ha,e the-rt!al thing now.• llora Pag-e, '9:--.
" I 101\ many patient<; will he kill lire first ~ea
,;011? "-Bridgeford, '97
•• There i,; nothing so n1l., .. r as ha,;;tc." I.. l:S.
Speer, 'oo.
•· Xot parted long, and 110\\ to part no more."
Edna Breckinridlrt: and Stanley !--tewan '
"s., firm, ,·et soft; so !\tWllj?, yet sn refined."
~lisc; Mctkcr.
"Lover of peace and friend or human kind."
-Comfort R.
" Fne to loud praise nnd friend to learm:d
ease. "-Ralph Knotts.
"Caimi) he look<, 011 life." "I>mch" l:iilyeu.
"Of manners, gentle: nf affec1icm;., mild; in
si?.e, n man; -,implidty, a t·hilcl. "-''_Sea..,ick"
I lanlm:111.
" H 1-, pieci111{ e,•es, erect, appear to, ie,, ,upt-r
ior world,; and look nil nature 1hrou~h.'' f. E.
Richar<l-,on.
", uch wa., her ,mile :is anC'icnt hards ha,·e
told." ~lahel Penland
".\11CI all cle~rees heforc the g-fl(lcle-- hend.''
~laclie A rm,;trn11g.
' Plain wa-; their dre-., and modest their
mien '' -Eroddphians.
'· \\"c 11<.·ithl'r claim the praise of merit, n"r
:i,pire to fame, would die unheard of, as we',·c
ln·ed 1111--ecn. "-1-:appa .-\lphas.
"But still in fanc~ ,anqm'ihecl e,·ery m,irt.''
S. 1-: I 1.trhock.
·• Sprightly nur 11i1!11t-;. polite 011r cla~ "·" Snph;. * * * * * .\LI \f.'-1.
"\\"h1ch wa,-I Ay is hell; tn) self am hell."
Gale Hill, '9;_-
\\'e ought to, lutl ca1111ot when .\'C ought''
Certain .\lum11a,.
"The l'oldier with hi;. mnrk'i or war."-Rnlph
Eugene ~lcJ.:echnie, '99, Co. G, ~th Regt. 0. .C.
•· Her gloom) pre,;ence !-tlddcn~ all the 'it·ene."
:'\dlie roshay, '99.
" Ea..,e, health and life for her he would re
si~n." .-\shlc::) I>ickin'iOII, 'oo.
•• If he had just one more leather he wonlcl
-,1ru1 himself to death '' Roy . 'alt marsh. ·oo.
• If you, my friend<;, this fair one can procure,
your joys are full, your happine._._ i.ecure."
)lary tewnrt, '99
•· .-\11 i11gl11io11,; de,·il." Ralston, 'oo.
" ~lake--lo,·e with nocl,; and glance, when he'i;
ahle.'' Hert \\'igh1. '9S
' Look next on greatne"", "ec:: wh .. re crc&tnc.._,
lies.'· J. E. T_tree, '99.
"I ha,·e the real thing now." Dora Page, '9 ..
'' I lo\\ m:uw pa1ienl'i will he-kill the first sea
.,011? "-Bridgeford, '9;
•• There i nothing ,o n1l..., ... r as ha-.te." I.. H.
Speer, ·oo.
•• Xot parted long, and no\\ to parl 110 mnrc."
Edna Breckinridc:c and Stan le~ .Stewart.
President 1.)t' our l~eloved Alma ~loter,
WC1llt1ce liowe Lee,
,;THI~ 7-\(TA"
i~ l~espectrull~J ln~crilJed. ALB.ANY OOLLEGE
~X" ... !: ~~Ql-',,
!'To~ ~ ""''"'·
~f~~f~ r . ~!t $
{!
..
{! ~ the first time "T11 E AC'I'A" makes its
_r1, appearance. With some hesitation it yen
tures into this world of sorrow, this ,·ale of
tl'ars. l ts purpose shall be to record faithfully
the deeds ~11d misdeeds of the year, and, if by so
doing-, it shall make the retrnspect of after years
a little 111orc pleasant and drive a wa v some
thought of care from the present, it will haYe
accomplishrcl its mission. ~ , .. :, ~·~ ~r .,
{! ft~
(~
~ 1!\!t I l Vl'ALLACE HOWB LEE, A. M.
Who bas beld the positio11 or
President of Albany College
since r895. l:KV-Xl~I) ora Tl~USTeES
or1·1ce11.s
~Ir. Da\'id P. Mason,
::Vlr. Joseph P. Galbraith,
Mr. David P. Maso11
'.\Ir. S. X. Steele
Judge B. H. He\\'itt
Re\'. James Thomson
::Vlr. Joseph P. Galbraith
Mr. F. '.\1. Redfield
~1r. J. K. Weatherford President
Sec. and Treas.
'.\1r. Samuel E. Young
Mr. W. F. Rend
~fr. C. E. Sox
'.\fr. C. E. Brownell
Rev. H. L. Reed
;\Jr. William Fortmiller
Mr. Frank J. Miller
Rey, D. M. Daveuport, D. D.
exeCllTl\11! COMAirn·ee
Mr. C. K Sox
Mr. Samuel E. Young
Judge H. H. Hewitt. l'INANCI! COA\\IITTee
Mr. Frank J. Miller
~Ir. C. E. Brownell
'.\1r. William Fortmiller. Tl-II:: FACULTY
WALLACE How:i,: LEE, A. M., PRESIDEN'l',
(Williams)
Mental and Moral Science, Christian Evidences.
REV. ALEXANDER SCOTT, A. M.,
(Muskingnm: Princeton)
Latin and Greek.
DAVID TORBET, A. M.
(Baldwin)
Mathematics and Natural Science.
REV. HARRY LA'l'HROP REED, A. B.,
(Yale; Auburn)
Bible History.
ISAAC MYERS WALKER, M. ACCTS.,
(Gem City)
Commercial Department.
CHARLES JOSEPH BUSHNELL, Pb. D.,
\Des Moines College; Chicago Univ.)
History, Economics, German. MARV R. STARK,
(Northwestern Oniversity;
English, Physical Culture, Oratory.
IRVING E. RICHARDSON, B. s., L. L.B.,
(Ada Normal)
Commercial Law and Arithmetic.
MRS. COMFORT M. RICHARDSON, B. C. s.,
(Ada Normal)
Shorthand and Typewriting.
JOSEPHINE ARMS'l'RONG,
Art.
ABBIE R. HARRISON,
(Chicago Art Institute)
Freehand Drawing.
EMMA DOROTHY ELLIOTT, B. S.,
(W'estminster; Cincinnati Con~en·atory of Music)
Director of Conservatory.
EMMA BRENNER, B. LIT.,
(Albany College)
Tutor of Intermediate Branche~. 1 I IISTOl~ICAL STATr~1ENT
~LBANY COLLEGE is the ontgrowtb of an effort of the Presbyterian Church
to establish, and of tlie city to rescue, a College. The two efforts met in
~...., r 865, and the result is the present Institution. It bas gained steadily from
the first, always being especi:;lly favored by the Albany people, and proving an ele
ment of strength in the building up of the city. In its thirty-six years it bas had
twelve Presidents and many hundreds of students, and has belEJed not a Jjttle in add
ing to the prosperity and enterprise of the State. At first it did academic work only,
for which it gave certificates without degree. As time advanced, the degree ot B, S.
was conferred, and in 1896 the degree of A. B. was for the first time given.
[n 1892 the Normal Course was established, and about that time a Commercial
Course, though the latter did not prove of much service until the fall of 1897. At
present Albany College is recogr;ized East, and in this State, as a Standard College,
doing worthy work, and advancing the cause of education in healthful and progres
sive ways. The motto of the College "Esse quam Conspici," is indicative of its
spirit, and its colors of Orange and Black have bad their share of floating in triumph
in contests with other Colleges in Athletics and Oratory. A loyal body of Alumni
and stndents watch her career with absorbing interest, and her futttre is bright with
the promise of prosperity and success. ·-s, ...,
'l'HE HALL
THE NEW DORMITORY CLASSICAi. SE:SlORS '02. t ,.....
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;: CO~t:lll•:RCIA I, IIAT.r •.
I.IIIHARY -------~--------------------------------------------------l•:ROl)l,;1.PIII.\:,: l.11'lrn.\RY SOCll-:'l'Y. P,\l'I. '.\[J\110:'\l•:Y,
\\'. E. j,\CKS,
\\'. l.. \\'1tEEl.l•:R,
l'. E. BROW:--,
C. I). BYERS.
A. s. 11.\CK,
CJ.,\ R E:-CE HROW:'\
:\I. H. Acheson
I. R. Acheson F. '.\loelmke
R. H. :'\elson
L. Hardman
I.. E. '.\lycrs nl ,\\Ill l?:S
F . .K. l Tarriott
E. '.\I. Fronk President
\'ice-President
Secretarv
·,l'reasurer
Critic
Attorney
'.\larshal
A. C. '.\larster-;
C. T. Pratt
0. '.\I. Hickey
\\·. '.\loehnke J. L. Acheson
\\'. (~arret
---1:l~ODel Pl IIAM--
Rl"l'll '.\lo~•r.\<:n:
Eu:--.\ K:--oTTS.
E\-.\ IIA~"1ER,
C t•:RTRl'l>E ] t-:Wt•:1.1.,
l'IIO(il?i\il\,\11 C(\\~\\117 I I
E111T11 llot:n,:
,\\r,,\1111.11., President
\·ice-President
Secretary an<l Treasurer
Sargeant-at-Arm-;
Pearl Jewell Grace Brownell
Flora llarri-;on X. '.\largaret \\.ihon Rebecca Crooks
'.\(able Penland Lucy Bloore \\'. M. \\'11rn,
,, •. L. '.\I.\ R KS,
P. C. :\lcCov,
(.~. A. PRJCHARIJ,
D. :\l. Ks1.1•:,
J. \\'. Bergman
C. S. Crawford
R. K. Hartsock
C. A. :\1cFarl:111d
C. B. Sternberg
~elso11 Hewitt
A. C. Cooley
'I'. 8. \\'ire 01'1'I( r.11:--
r ll'M111~n:--
\ \'. C. Ketchum
]. ;\I. ?.lorriso11
B. R. \\' al lace President
\'ice-President
Re,·iewer
Sargeant-at-Arms Clerk
F. C. Stellmacher
James Thomson
R. \\". E. Knolls
C. H. Stewart J. C. '.\1 Orrison
R. i\. Torhet
J. :\I. French
John Hry::111t
J. J. Brund
Owen Beam
\\'. H. :\lcBride D. \\·. \\'ight
C. C. Fisher
E. S. Robe
--1\t\PPA 1\LPI IA--
LE:-:A :\I II.I.ER,
FL.O 1'l.T'l'J:-:C,
Bm,s1i-: CA~11•:Ro:--:,
~I.\ Bl.I': '.\1<:Co,·,
'.\f 11.DR 1-:n Gn'l"fl.1 L•: H,
XELI.IJ•: '.\111.1.1,R,
Emma Sox
Ceorge Payne
Margaret Cuncliff
Bessie K. Beam
\ • icla i\ I as ton
Ruth Flinn ,\\~\111'11:-. !'resident
\' ice-Presicle11 t
Secretary
Treasurer
Critic
:\larshal
J,;ya French Fay Cooley
Frances French Heryl Turner
l\largn:ta Brund Frances Craham
~laude '.\lorrison
C:corgie na wso11
Ora Simpson KAPPA Al.PIIA L!1'J.:RAR\' SOCIE1'Y. 0. M. HtCKt•:Y,
G. U. Bnrn.~,
\•\', E. jACKS,
f. R. ACIIESO.t-,
\\'F.SLEY vV rRE,
C. I), l:h°ERS,
RAY Acnr,:soN,
\\' ESL.t,:\" \\' I RJ•:,
JAMES T1-10.11sor-, Jw..,
\V. E. JACKS,
A. S. :-.IACK, ---- .;. -·-
President
\'ice-President
Rec. Secretary
Cor. Secretan·
Trei:isurer •
Fall Campaign
'.Vlission Studv
Finance
Social
Religious ~1eeti11g
Bible Study
'l'he \". :-.1. C A., of Albany Co!leg-e, was first organized in :\lay, 1887, since
which time it has been an active factor in the life of the Institution. lts aim is
the promotion of the physical, social and moral welfare of the young men in the
College. Regular weekly prayer-meetings are held, and special services upon
other occasious. While the Y. M. C_ A. has the support and co-operation of
every member of the Faculty, it is ne"ertheless a student organization, officered
:ind controllecl hy them. --
.\I.\ HI.E .\kl'm,
E1wr11 llrn:1·1.-,
(; 1,:rn«; F I).\\\ so:-,
< >ic, SD11•s11:-. Pre::side11l
\·ice-Presiclen t
Secretary
Trea'>urer
n 1,11 u.111 N Ill I 1 ),\\Ill I I 1.1·,
.\I 1ss 11., 1< 1< 1i,;nx
E\'.1 ll,"'"••:1<,
H, ., FR1•:~c11,
ORA SDI l'SO:S,
.\f.\l'l>I•: .\101<10~0:-,., Prayer-1111::eling
Bible and .\I issio11 Study
.\lemhership
Reception
Finance
'l'he Y. \\'. C. A •• of Albany College wa<; organized in 1893. The Association
takes au acti\'e interest in every young woman in the College, and seeks to make her
life as bright and profitable as possible. The plans and organization of the Y.
\V. C. A. are much the same as the\' . .\L C. A., after which it was patterned.
Its regular weekly prayer-meeting are held \\'ednesday morning at 8:45 and are
interesting and profitable. 1 '
~I. II .• \(.'JIESOX, El>l'l'UR ~ Tl,e Stuclents' .Joint Stoel~ Compcin~J~
'.\l1ss Rl'TII FLINN,
0 . .M. HICKEY,
~I. H. Aou-:so:--,
l:h:ss1E .-\. :\-IERRll.l.,
],HIES 1'110;\ISON, Jr.,
\,\'. L. '.\i!AR KS,
G, T. Pl{A1vr,
FRA XCER L. FRENCH.
J. L. Ac1u•:so:11,
E1·11 El. E. R IWl'll•:LD,
Fl.ORA 8. HARRISON,
(,. D. BYERS, or-rKe1;:;
f.l)ll"OlnAL ., I Al'"!'
:'\. '.\IARGARE'I' W1u;ox, President
Sec. and Treas.
Editor
Assistant
Business Manager
Asst. Business Manager
Local and Personal
Exchange
Athletic
Alumni
Commercial
Y. M.C. A
Y. W. C. A.
The Students' Joint Stock Company was organized in 1897 for the purpose of
maintaining and publishing the "Albany College Student." The Company con
sists of thirty members, chosen by the Company from among the College class
men, and it elects the staff from among its own members. i,"'
--lnll·r-< c,111.::~1i<1IC l)rut rilul /~:""llX'icltk n 1,Jr ()rqj1,.)l1-
->-* ~-
._,1-1 IC I rt,
I IAR\'I•:, B. D1-:x~:110R1•:, l·. of 0.,
I I.\RR\' IL llouns, ~lc~linnville College,
jA:111,s 1'11m1sox, JR., Albany College.
0rrrre~., or LC'< " A: x"'< 111 r.;,,
CHA1u.r:s H,\1.1. S·r..:wAR'I', '02.
UA~ 110, \\' 1-:US'l'ER \\' IC 11'1'. '03,
\\'rLI.ARD LEIGll'l'OX ~!ARKS, '04,
O1.1\'t-:R l\l. H ICKE\', '05,
11r1>1w_,r:i,. fi\ I l\'I!,., IN , I A I I! t \)N re..,,~ Pn:~icltnt
Secrttary
Treasurer
President
\·ice-President
Secretary
Trea~nrer
'.\lary Stewart Cundiff, '93 Albert \\'illiam \\'ight, '98
Alfred ~leh·in \\'illiams, '94 George Thomson Pratt, '99
Abbie Jane Fry, '95 Joseph Ellis Torbet, 'oo
Albert \\'illiam \\'ight, '96 Frank Charles Stellmacher, '01
\\'illiam Edgar Stewart, '97 Charles B. Sternberg, '02
The l. 0. A. 0. was organized at \\'illamette Gni,·ersity by representath·es
from nine of the J ustitutions in the State. Albany College won the State Contest
in 1898 and tied for firi:t place in 1902.
-J Ayers, Pratt,
Sternberg. Hickey, Acheson.
I.IJC.-\1, OR . .\TORi- IIF '02 l 01"1'1CF.ll$
\\'. \I. \\·1R1•:, .-'\lhany,
E. J>. Cot·LsON, Pacific,
\\'. I'. l>\'lo::1,:, :'lkMinnYille,
c:. ,-\, S11J,Al~K, 0. s. ):, S., President
\"ice-Preside11t
Secretary
Treasurer
sr,·11 FINAL 1)1;1\A re.-;
P,\CIFIC A1.H.·\X\'-X1,:wH1•:1u: 1IARCII i, 1902.
'' Resoh·ecl, That the t·nited States Should Suhsidi1.e her :\lerchanl :\lari11e."
Affirmative Pacific. Xegative-Alha11y.
~lci\l1i-x\'11.1.E-OR1•:c;ox STATE No101A1. Sc11001.-~Io:01m·T11 :'11ARCII i, 1902.
"Resolved, That the Fifteenth Amendment has been Justified."
Affirmati,·e .\fc:\li1111,·ille. Xegati,·e 0. S. X. S.
l'IN/1:1. IWllilTF.
A1.11Ax\' 0RJ-:<;ox ST.\'1'1•: XoR~1A1. Sc11001.-:\-l11x~1ot"r1-1 APRIi. ,s, 190:?,
•· 1{esol\'ed, That Trnsts are Detrimental to Public \\'elfare."
Affirmative Alhany. Negati,·e-O. S. X. S.
:,£011 mouth \\'Oil thereby becoming cham piC>11s of the League.
1)1,:1 .. \'1'1;,.;c; T1•.A~1-()eorge 'l'. Pratt, Chas. A. McFarland, Chas. H. Ste\\'art. ~Collegiote. , .. u1,1etic lxugue or Oregon~
S. Entt-:01-::--:, 0. 8. X. S.,
C. H. S1'E\\'A"RT, Albany,
GEORGJ•: AnA~tS, McMinnville,
C. K. jONHS, Pacific.
D. A. Po1.1 :-IC, Dallas,
OJ'l'ICEllS or I OC;\I A.,'\l;.YllfflCIN President
1st Vice-President
2nd \'ice--Presi<lent
Secretary
Treasurer
\\'. L. ~I.\RKS, President
R. ~I. 'I'oRHET, \'ice--Presicle11l
\\'. M. \\'1R1;, Secretary
I{ l'!-'SEI.I. \\." 1.1.Ac1-:, Treasurer
(; 1.:0. T. PRATT. Track ~I anager for '02
CH,\S. H. S1'EWAR'I', Asst. 'frack Manager
j,DIES THO)l80:--:, JR., Footh:tll Manager for '02
'l'he C. A. T,. 0., consi ting or Mc:Vlinn\'ille College, Pacific College, Dallas,
College. Albany College and Oregon State Normal ~•chool, was organized by rep
resentatives or these Colleges at Monmouth in February or 1901. The League
has the management or all athletic contests between tbe members or the League,
and gives suitable trophies to winners. Albany College won the first l\\'O pennants
given by the League: one at the first track meet held at Mc.\11 inm·ille, :VT ay 31,
1901, and the other for the football champion~hip or 1901. 1'IIE 1'R.-\l:-1:-;(; SQl'.-\11. Tl~ACI'\ ATI IIJ"TIC5
]<lit:-R. T.\I.1', Manager and Trainer. CHAS. A. :\'ICFARl.AXn, Captain.
C. :-\. L. 0. :\lr-:wr M<::\11:-;:-;yrr.1.1-: MAY 31, 1901.
J-:n•11t~
100 yd dash
XXo ycl run
4.+0 yd run
1 mile run
220 yd dash
120 Yd hurdle
Pole~nllllt
Shot-put
Hammer-throw
Hammer-throw -
Ru1111ing- high jump
Running hiKh jump -
Standing broad jump
Standing broad jump
Ru1111ing broad jump
Standing high jump l'uinti; won !Jr .\lh:111r t'ollcgc.
Contt•st:ints
R. 1'\. 'l'oR 11wr
8. K. HARTSO<:r.;
j011:-; liER<::IIAX
S. K. HAWl'SOl'K
R. X. 'l'o1rnwr
Ct.Ylll•: CJ<A \\"FOR I)
()o;i,; :\IORHISO:\"
Do:--:\llo1ousox
A. S. ~IACK
Do::-1 MORRIS();,:
\\". ~t. \\"11n:
C.H. S1·1•:1<x1rnR<:
J>ox :\IOURISON
R. N. '!'ORHET
i)Oi'\ :\IORRISOX
\ C., .\. :'111:FARl,AXI, ~
J \\. M. \\ IRE
' f)ox ~IORRJS(JN l'l:1,:c l'oinfR
r 5
3 . 3
5
3
2 3
l 5
3
I 5
-2 3
I 5
2 tied 2
I 5
2 3
2 3
, tied 9
A1,B.\XY Co1.1.1m1-: 0. S. ?\. S. :'111-:1-:-r :'llo:0H11"'rt1 :'IL\\" 25, 1901.
ScORE Albany, 85 points. 0. S. X. S., 27 points. •
TR.\CK TEA)I-Cll.\)ll'fO::\'~ C .. \. L .. tl., '01 •
I=-c OTB1--\LL, 1901 _.-,,/
G. 1'. PRA'l'T, Manager. FREJJ A. Eu\\A1<11s, Coach.
CHA!-. H .. TE\Y..\R'I', C:tptain.
\\". E. FRA:-;ci,s,
CLYJ)I'. R1·r--1,RT,
Gi,n. Pmr ..
A. S. ~I.\CK,
E .. R(lln,;,
C. A. :\lCF..\RI.A:0-1),
FJ<A). K 'l'E~l 1'1,ETON,
l{. 1'.. HAR'l'SOCK,
C. H. , 1'J•:WAl<T,
,\. C. Cocu.t::Y,
A 1. To:-Co., TJ•:s.
l)o~ .,IORR!!-\OX,
:\l I n:ITITI ITC. "i Left End
teft Tackle
Left n11arrl
Center
Right (~uard
Right Tackle
Right Tackle
Right End
Quarte.r Bark
Left Hair Back
Right Half Back
Full Back.
FRr:11 :\lOEl!N KT·:,
Jou:-; RRl'~I), Ci.nm ;\lc:CoY,
Cl.YDE CRA\\'l'IIRI), FRAXK U"11<H,
C11.\S. BILYEl',
October 26 Alh:i11y College, 6, \S. 0. A. C., o > ovember 2 Alha11y College. o, ,·s. Port laud Academy, 12
:Xo,·emher 9-Alhany College, 26, v. 0. ,'. X. S., o
>'o,·ember 16 Albany Colleg-e, 15, vs. Eugene High 8cbool. o
Xo,·ember 2X Albany College, 11, ,,,;_ :\fd'liim,·ille College, o
' HAT do I know aho11l foot
• ball? :S-othing. I nen•r ..av.·
hut one game a11d I rlid11't see
that exactly. I experirnced it. ~ly edu
cation isn't much, though I was reckoned
among the pert girl" of my day. \\·hen
I went to chool we girls used to p!ay
"jump the rope," •· ring around ro"'e","
"oats, peas, heans anri httrle~ ~ows,"
while the hoys played "whipcracker."
and "hlackman. •• Sometimes the boys
a11d girl-. together would play "heavy,
hea,-~, hang~ m·er your head.•· :111cl ''ki,-;
the girl that you lm·c he,,t,'' .111d -.uch
other i1111ocent and harmle,,; games. One
boy in school wonld alway ... kiss me when
we played those ~ame,;. He was the
biggest hoy i11 school and the best ont<
loo, ancl the other hoys and girb -:eemed
to be jealous of me and Joe. After
wards we got LO liking each other better
and better e,·ery day and he would do
a11ything I told him to. If I told him
to lick a hoy he done it, :111d if I told him
11ot to speak Lu a girl he obeyed me.
\\"ell, finally Joe learned bis trade and
c;rnned for himself. \\"hat has this got to cl,," ith fuolball? \\"ell. you ju-;l wait,
we are coming to that.
~le and Joseph r call him Joseph
now-got married and pro:.pt!red reason
ably well and were blessed with children.
and we concluded to gfre those children
a better education th:111 we hod, so when
they got old enough we sent 'em off to
College -down to Alh;rny.
\\.hen we were boy,; and girls at borne
we talked ahout •·cuoµpin' wood," ·•split
tin' mil'!," "diggin' potatoes," "settin'
hen,;," "dryin' fruit" and sich. ~ow
when the children comes home from Col
le~e the talk is "Athleticc;," "Physics,"
"Cicero's orations," "Plato's Apolog-ies"
and sich. :\le :rnd Joseph could'nt tell
what they was talking about 1111.lf the
time. They said a whole lot about "rules
for an i11depencle11t critical translation,"
and "derirntes" and "compounds'' and
"rooLc;" until we didn't know whether it
wac; appletree-; or \dial. \\"e finally held
a conllah about it, and Joseph -;aid a
how the children was educated and we
wa,;n't, and Joseph never would let any
body beat him, ,;r, be commenc-ed to h11y book,,, am! we read out loud toencb other
evenins until we hegan to get on to me
things.
Xow, Tameomingtomyfoothall-.tory.
It wa,; Jong in the fall of 1901, 0. A. C.
and Albany was going to play to see
whi<'h was UO'-"• and the children said
we must go mt: and Joseph. r set my
foot down square 011 that propo-;ition, but
jo<;eph was gettin', a-, he used to say,
-;ort a <'Ollege bred hims~lf since he had
heeu read111' them hooks. and so he went
\\"ell, whenjoeph come back, l \,a-i
tending my household affairs when the
door flew open and in he jumped and
)ellecl like a maniac "Hully for Old
Albany." At fir:.t I was -.cared and then
I goti£.<1.cl. I looked up and saw Joseph
::ir.d wl!lt a -,ight! He was co\·ered with
mud and , eUer and black ribbons and
rosE>lles of all ..,ize<;, length, shapes and
tle..,criptions. He looked like a clown or
like the pictures of the fool the olden
time king.., usecl to ha,·e. l flew at him
nncl he pu-;hed me back and as I fell he
yellt:'d, ''First down Fh·e)ard-.togain."
1 kicked at him "hilc I wm, down and be yelled, ''Fi\"e more yanb on a tour•
and then hollered-
"Zip, rip, none o' your lip
\\' e' re the pick from clown the creek
\\'e're from Albany."
He acted like he "as drunk or crazy
and I ,1. ....-that T must conquer him now
or ne\"er and I up and handed him one,
and be called to one of the children to
•·tackle her" aud calle<l for the "half
back" to "interfere." Then J handed
him another and sent him o\"er on what
the bovs cnlleJ a '·full back." '!'hen be
got up and jumped for me. but l dodged
him. He called it a "fuwhle," mid yell
ed "look oul for a place kick."·
•·Hool, ,cool grab a root
Betcher boots that I'm a beaut,
I'm from Albany."
Al this I sa\\ his hat on the floor and
one of the ho,·s hollered "fall u11 the hall"
but I gi,·e it; kick and lauded it square
ly 011 the •·cod Ble. s Our Peaceful Home"
mollo that wao; hanging 011 the wall, and
then Joseph called ·•tackle O\·er" and
made a ru-,h ·traight at me. He caught
me round the wai·tam.l aid. "Sall\· Ann.
we',·e won the game. \'ou kicked goal
and 1'11 make a touch r\own," and he
ki,<.e<I me 011 the cheek. DEHRI'-Acbc.•nn ll:ir.1111:111
lt1 Ill PJI
:-el,;,,n Fronk
.\. C'. I .. s. ()JH.'.11 i::s·rR.\ '.\loT'ro-·• Poetry gfres a soul lo lht! uni\'erSC', \\ i11g. to
the minci, Jlight to the imaJ,tinatio11, a charm tosadne""• gaiety and life to e,er,nhing."
FR.\XK H.\l<RIOTT,
A,rnrn H,RR,~ox,
(!J(lll<<a.; .-\. Pk ICIIAIOI,
\\"i-:1.;u" :'II. \\"tRr:
:\J. IL ..\1.:1n:sox,
CI.YJ)I :'lltC,".
1,1-CY 81.00R.E,
'.\I.\ HI.I' PLX 1 .. \ XI>. -Poet Laun•atc
Se11t1me111al Poet
Poc1,1 Fal-.us
Profound Poet
. 'pring Poet
The Amorous Poet
'rhe Languid Poet
The l"11k11ow11 l'oel
The m~mbcr..hip of rhis cluh is limited nud the re<ruircme111s of ruemher<;hip
:ire ,·err stringent. t:rie Browu, "Fuzzy·• '.\Ierrill, R. Homer Xelson, l~velyn
Belchee. lh111ca11 '.\lonteith and Bertha Axtell are candidate<; for the fir'lt rnt·ancy. ·1· HE CLt· H i .. great\\· noted
1,.. For the hoarders ~,·ho are there,
, . • And fi~t of all lo head the I i'll
J., the )latrou. Fat aml fair.
~ext comes our dear friend Jimmie,
\\"ith hi'-little Trish grin,
He know-; how muc-h we lo,·e him,
For his stories dark ancl grim.
Then there comes our lrienrl Uob Han'lock ;
He's the Prcsidelll of lhe gang.
'l'he11 there's hashiul >:ann) \\'1!-;011,
The fellows cfl II her ::--.l n :
She's a ,·ery mo<lest maiden
,\ncl with lo,·e her heart is laden,
For the student!', who are eating at the Club.
Prof. Husbnell ·s doomt!d b,· late
'l'o be fore,·er late,
And he don't get much to eat at any meal:
For the students at the ta hie
l•:at up all that they are ahle,
So he's thus !eit out in 1warly c,·ery deal.
Then there comes our dear .\la hone),
\\.ho read'-Greek and rides a l'O::SY,
And who studies night and da~ thron~bout
year. t
the And we do not dare for2;et the Ryle and Berg·
man set,
For their part in all the mi...chief that's done here.
\\.itb Fisher, Rrund nnd \\'aite,
.\!any crackers they will take,
.\lso apples, bread anrl toothpicks, bean., and cake.
Sidne)' !\lack and .\loehnkies too
Jla,·e a lot to say and do
That'<. unnec-essary. out of place and dry;
For what they ~y is old,
,\nd they really -.houlrl he told.
Thnl they couldn't do :i .. mart thing if they'd try.
Hickey, Toh! and Byer:,. know the wisdom of
their sire.,;
\\"hen thev speak )OIi hear tbesound of wi<;dom's
feet,
For they are wi.;;c in their own c~ ""•
.-\ nd you ne,·er c-ould ~urprise,
And find in them the object called Conceit.
La,;;t of all comes good Geo. Pratt,
He i, tall, with not much fat.
And he ,n•ars a pompadour upon his pnte,
. o now 1'11 end my tale.
lt is true a .. winter·s bail.
.\nd 1'11 le:we the College Club to an) fate. " "
C111.0R Creen C:reen .
.'1.0,, \X-• Erin ma,•ourneen, Erin go hralJ."
T'a-.t Cr:ind I lead Knocker. J. ~lcr1.uo,· 'l'11o"sox
Grand Head K1mrker. <> ~I JLH.\EI llru,F.r
Keeper c,f lbe '-3Cred, emhlematic-, hlood-stnfoed Sballalah, P.\T ~1.-\H<J:S.'l•:,
Explni11<"r. Guardian, Protector, Pre-.:en·er, I >efonder anci Bearer
of the St l'atriC'k Standard, ~111,:i. K, 1.F.
The Emh11:,ia<;tic, Hombasuc, Linguistic, Patriotic-, HeroiC', t·n•
compromising', l:nw:l\'cring, t·nimpeachahle, lrrepre.s-.ihle .\,:titator,
ln-.tructor in .\lanual of ,\nus, J ""' 11•. T11, n,~ox
1 n order to bec-ome a mem her it is nccc-; 'II\ to sati-;fr the I >cfoncieri: of
the F3ith as lo the candidate's connection with the Ernerald J le. The
membersuip i<; alread) large and the following are under ach-isement:
\\"ill and Fred ~loehnke, on the ground that they are half Dute h nnd half fri-.h, and therefore J:?'Ood for one Irishman.
Ernest Hardin. on the plea th:H hi-; ancestors di,ln't come from Germany, therefore from Ireland. R. F1.1xx ;\[o'l"l'U ·• A Hort! A llnr;e ! ;\ly Kingdom for a Hor,,e ! "
Pl·Rrnsi: To Acquire. peed.
IXILI'::. I 'll ,\\l!,\11\f:ll~IIIP
-Get a horse. I I-Ride 15 minutes n da,·. II 1 Be careful where you stable him.
R. IIRtl'E \\0
.\l.w\CE,
G. Du1 (;LAs Rn,Rs,
\\". 1.FIG IITII:-;\I AR t,(:,.,
;\I. A1.,1c~. :'\foRR1s11:-,
G. CoRnl-'.I.IA l)Awso:-,
C. HAI.I. S-r..:WAJ<'l',
C. THO\ISO-' PR,\TT,
G .. \lbert Prichard
lJ. \\'eb ter \\'ight
f. Jane Graham
Arthur Hema)"' Chief Importer
Chief Jockl'y
Jockty
Stahle BO\'
..\s~-ista11l
Hroncho Busters
C. Fairfax Pa) 11e
B. Katherine Beam
J. Huh Bryant
.-\ lexnnder • coll S'I.\L\" The straight froul is quite the proper
-.tyle now days. Cow,ult a hair-dresser as to
where to part your hair.
F LILLI.\~ r ,im gla<l lo note your thought
rulness and care for ,·our younger sister , he
\\;II no doubt he different when she gets older.
Set for her the best pos,ihle example and win her
confidence ir po'-'-ible.
F111TH If Your corn becomes unbearable it is
perfectly pro~r to n:mo,·e your "hoc e,·en at a
hanC(ud. Be careful. howe,er, that no one finds
it nut.
Bi:ssrn 11. [ would not ad, ise an elopement
until e,·ery fair means of -.ecuring your parent-.'
L~msent ha, been exbauc;ted. Rt: careful to pre
scn.-e your di~nily aml decorum on all occasions
110 matter how tr)·iug.
F.HRL\X ~lect lite adrnnce., of ,·our heloved
half,, a,, hut be t·areful not to gh·c· him the im
prt,s'-ion that YOU nre '' eaS)"."
E. R. S. To he perfectly correct, your im·ita
tion,; should he eugra,ed. It is -,o difficult, how
e,<:r, for tht: inexperienced to tell engraved work
when they see it, that it would be wdl to han!
the worcl ·• engran•rl ·' in small letter, in the
lt,wer left band cornu. Thi:, n·ill insure it
aiainc;t hemg taken for cheap printin~.
~I.\R,;1·1uo1·., Theknowlt:dieofdancin~add,, J..
~n-ath· to the Krn"eiuh,e,s of one's carriage. • Chewing gum hould he indulged in only in
the prh-ac) of one's own apartments.
:\!ARC..\RET C. In a co educational institution
greet all your fellow students of the opposite c;ex
~dtb perfect frankne,;s, but uc,·er with familiarity.
I pre$ume, though, that your fault is rather ha h
fulness.
CL\ IL\ A. ff your friend insi ts in open
a,·owals of h15 arrection and continues to push hi
suit. it would prolmbly he well to give hirn some
good mother!~ ath·ice. :\Jrs. Rorer' cook hook
i" recommended by 111:111,· good cooks.
BERTHA rt i:. 1ruproper and a mark of i1?nor
anet: for a gentleman to take a lad} 's arm when
the,· art walking together. If your escort does
this make some "josh " abollt •· it not being leap
~ear,·· or something of that kind. and plac.-e your
hand on his arm. He ·mre, howen,r, to make
your hint plain enough for him to understand it.
'.\lo t young men are obtuse, ) ou kuow.
S1,1P.--It certainly would be cmharra<.sing to
loose your hair on the street. A switch i;; prefer
able to a wig. Send a lock of your bair to some
friends in Chica{!0 and they will probably he able
to match it for ) ou.
L.1-:-0.\ If your J:!entleman friend has the ha hit
of calling at unsca...;onahle hc,11r'-, you should re
iuse to o;ee him. The only way to keep your
chickens out ol the flower garden is to di,pem,e SIDe 17\U~ WI 111 Cl l<L ~-(,1..1ntinu '(I
\\'itb either lhe chick~uc; or the flowers.
~I.\BLF.-Your hahitofsruiling i a \"ery pretty
one. J>o not, howeYer, smile too profuse!,·, as it
is liable to gi,·e the impression thRt you are
making an effort to appear attracth·e am! µre
posing.
FL0.-1 gather from ) our letter that you are a
, ery "cute" httle girl. As you say, the young
men of your acquaintuuce are surely missing
their opporlnnities by not giving you more their
attention. .\ hide your time. howeYer, for you
are yet young. • •
Pr1..1vcrl):-, Fi""lr ~-·nk.1r5, CIKII). XII.
I \\"bat profit hu.'I a student for all bis labors
which he taketh in an examination?
TT One term passeth away and another term
cometh, and the " ex" abide.th fore,·er.
I I I A new year cometh and goeth e,·en to its
end, a 11d yet the • • ~oph " passel h 11ol bi
~• exa1n,. ''
I\"-And the Prof. saith, "One thing ba,·e I
required of thee, • Pass thou me this
test ' ''
\" Xow, who so lo,·eth wi,-dom, rejoiceth his
father; therefore, the Junior stayeth up
uights and panetl1 his sleep asunder, and
his hair in the middle. that be ma,· study, and lo ! he hec-ometb a Senior, and there
is rejoicing in the laud of hi fathers
Bl"T-
Vl-Hoast not thy ell, 0, Senior of to-morrow,
for thou knowest not what the da,· of
ethics way bring forth. -
YTf-1\Iathamatics is hard; Greek is not light;
butetltics is the nhomioation of all eniors.
VII I )Iy son, be sure and wake the night oil to
burn that thou mayest answer him that
questionetlt thee in the day of thy tnlmla
lions.
IX-A, enior feareth e,·il, il he be wise, and
!..ludieth unto himself. but the Freshies
heed not and are flunked.
X-As a fining pot for sih-er, and the furnace
for gold, so is an "exam." for the Slll·
denL-..
XI-Be thou, therelore, diligent lo know what
shall be tll\· answers, and look "·ell to the
state of th); cribs.
XII-And thou shalt ha,·e ruatlt:r enough for
this trial of tlw ,, isdom, and shalt recei,·e
thy sheep-skin--by the skin of thy teeth.
SYLLA m·s.
"Oh, how the weet rain ofloYe patters 011 lbe
roof of my bcart."-John Leon Acl1e'-o:1.
" Last-tho,e who boast of mighty mischiefs
done calm thinking villains."- Senators. -1\M IDl:'.1\L COLU~GE
·(e· O:\IE Jet u· walk together
C.:p the a,·enue awa,•s,
• • \\"here there stands an i<lt>al College
• • Of those ideal future days.
ln it there is no c-onfusion,
:-\round it is n well kept lawn.
A 110,·e it float<; a College Penm111t,
.\ place where brain is mixed with hr:nrn.
Let us scan the student bodv
As they sit serene And -,tiil,
You can scan them. they are poem-;,
You can scan them if you will.
Kot a whisper or a murmer,
J\s the leader leads in prayer.
E,·eryone is bowed and re,·'rent,
E,·erythin~ is proper there .
.Xow the bell is rung for cla,;c;e,;,
,'ilently they rise and go,
Silently as falls the J.nowrlakcs
From the clouds to earth helow.
There is no di-;cord of \'OiCC'-,
Xo loud talkino in the hall,
Order reij!ns supreme in chapel,
A ,,·ful .;ilence over all. . ilence that is keen oppressi,·e,
Seems to gather all tl.Je time,
Things ruove to and fro like clockwork,
Or a kind of pantomime.
'o low whi'ipered consultation,
i'\ot a ~ide glance or a smile,
Everyone erect, attenth·e
To their studies all the while.
E,·erything is done precisely
On the moment it j,, due,
A II are iu their proper places,
E,·erything is strange and new.
And a kind of creepy feeling
Seems lo crawl along my ·pine
As I see those rows of studenl'i
Like: automatons in line.
Yet they say, "a model College,"
" I ,.hall send my children there.·•
Oh, deli,·cr us from hondage,
Such a college is a ,mare.
\\'nhered e,·ery inspiration,
Cowed in spirit once ,;o free,
Curbed in e,·ery lifelike action,
From -,uch a place rleli,·er me. -Ch-de .\lcCoy aud Bt-n I Turner
.\l r. Steru herJ! and .\I i,s C:uueron
Mack and Emma
.\lark<; null his laugh .\rchic l{ie, and the ha1111111:r
Om Emma • imp.-.011 :111d ?
Buss Ste\\"a rt and Georgl:' Payue
.\Ir. Ru"hnell and hi-. u\·ercoat
.\/011 Dorri<,ou :111cl his f:tcuhy for lra11spo,i11){
.\lnhouey :111d his c:rt-1:k .!!rarumnr
Roh Hnrtsol.'l und .\lis.<; ,\xtell
.\!is., Starr and·· nll right. ~o ahcarl"
\\"ight, Jat•k, :111cl the mail cart
Profe.,;;c;or \\-alker and •· in thi,"
" ,\1org." ".\ler." nnd " Fon"
,-'\lbert .\lack and Anna lJick,-on Hnney Mc-Bride nncl his curie~ foe-ks
Johnnie Bcrgnrnn and hi<; -.ailor gait
The ednl.'ational dog and his tail
l>a,·e 1'yle n11cl Kood nature
.\Ir EJl,en •• Rohe and .\lic;s Flora B. Harrison
Eddie Kyle nr.d the College Club.
Clintou Cr:l\"~s and lh1: track
.\ld>anicl nncl hi-; hat Pnl<Tt.A:Sl>. OR .. April 30, t1J05·
F1<11 :-.11 Pk \TT: r recei,·ed )Our Jetter enquir-
ing a, to the "hereabouts of some of the olcl Col
lege fellow e,·eral day'I agl) n11d l ha,·e been do-
111g the "secret "en ice" act c,·er since. I ran
onto "Old Soak'' Ral'lto11 ancl he put me next tu
a lot of th.: fellows.
l'erhap;. you knew that '.\lark,, is a Corporal in
the regular army. He is stationed at Fort Can
hy. \\"ill Jae!.:, j., running n cigar fa1:ton· 011
Fifth stred. and the) -,ay he is dointr well. 0
To111
Ste,·c11s ha-; f:?Olle on the ,;tage ns a comedian.
He hn'> gathered much fame nnd ,·egetahle to
him-.elf hy cloing dreadful thing" dreaclfull\·.
Clyde Crawfortl i-, runner ior tbe Commerci.nl
House at The Jlalle-.. You know he alw:ir ha<l
good wind and "as pretty strong 011 hi leg~.
Ernest Hardin i-; married to a nice old ladv oi
fony-fi,-e with tote; of moue). l le has been· fol-
io" iug her around California all thi<; last winter.
Jode ,aid that Lyle Speer wa o;oon to he married.
l hope it i~ so tor I hate to see a fellow entire!\
dep.!ndent 011 !,is father. John Acheson hud t~ j
quit Jnw and so he ha" gone back to the farm. John wa!-. a bright fellow and promi,;ed wt:11. J)is
appointment in Ion: drove '.\lock Acheson to
drink. He is ekin~ out an existence running a
faro tahlc inn gamblinK dive in Rall Lake. Carl
Cooley 1<; enjoying life. He marrierl a big stout
woman o,·er at rtwaco He <:ay-, ue i,; the best
washer-woman in the town and bas all the work
she can do.
IL is harder work to keep track of the ~irb.
Emma Sox is tra,·eling sale<;woman for some
ho<l)' Llt'altb Foo<\. r h~a1 Be.,-;ie '.\lerrill is
quite the rage in Boston as a promi,ing prima
dona. Arlene '!'ram ran awnY from home to
marry a sligbt-of-lrnnd performer Her folk-. dt<;·
owned her but the nohle girl is making an heroic
<;trugglc Creta Brund 1<; \'. \\". C. :\. secretan·
at Tac-mnn. I think the other girb are all ma;.
ried or teaching school. I ,, ill prohahly see
more of them here this summer at tht Expo. I
will keep my eye, open.
Youn, i11 College '.\lemorie.,,
.. Bon;.."
P. S. I forgot to .. ,,. that Bnss Stewan is
Captain in the Sal\·ation Army, and thal \rilber
France., islead111~ the choir at St. A11tho11y. 1.e-1-n:1~: T\._ Tl 1e r::D1 ro1~ iy~ -
l>F:.\R ~IR. E1H"l'IJl<: Ii you only knowi:d the
lo,~elv timi: r ha\'e been ha\'iug thi year. The
di:ar ~weel boys all like me so much. Somi: one
of them come,; to see me almo..,t e,·ery e,·ening.
Sometimes it is Crnwtord ~,·ho comes. or I larriott.
or Ketchum, or Prichard or .\lark~, and nearly
e,·en· 'uuda,· some swells come over frnm Cor
,·allis. l an; a fine ·inger and will 'iinl{ for any
body I'm going to Chicago 0011. \\"ell l mu t
close as" Bouk" will~ here pretty quick.
Your friend,
~L\RC,.\Rl•'.T C1·;,.-1111'F.
)I A ,·,·n.Lr,, OR., ~I&)', 1902.
~IR. E1>1TOR: -Could ,·ou kind Iv recommend
me as football coach for the comini season? It
i.., hardly ncce.~ ary to mention that 1 am perfect
ly at home with all the girl-,. Lru t ,;easo11 I
showi:d Frances, \\-innifred, E\'elyn and ~laq1,reta
a good time, but wouhl like something new this
year. Your,; in hope.
FRI;)).\. E11\\'.\RllS.
P. S. J.:iodly 1efrain from menrioning that I
am eo~aged to girls in three other towns.
;\fR. Eu1T11R, DH.-\R. IR: r got a new brother-
in-la\\. r am in the Commercial deparrment.
)le and. \\'illic Re!ieber~ and Le,inder Burkhart
look out the window sometimes wheu Prof.
\\-alker ain't looking, and ha,·e lots ot fun.
Yours with o <,tandin~ broad smile,
Ro:;s ~lcKHc:11.:--rn. DE.\R ~lR. Eunon: I just felt l mu-.t write
you my opinion of A ltou Coates anc-1 tell what he
has done for me, for fear some people might think
I don't appreciate him. (Just wait until I twi..'it
my hair.) Alton Coates is the greatest man r
e\'er knew. I don't know what would ha,·e be-
come of me if it hadn't been for Alton. \\"h,·
he bought be a new heart and-but l mu,;tn't ge~
excited or mv hair will fall down.
• ,·ery sweet1'·,
OR.\ S1,11>sn:-..
~IR. ~L\;\'.\(,l'R, 1:-; C.lRF 01 TIIE 1':UIT<,R.
H.:aring that you are in need of a good left tackle
J woulcl apply for that position. I haYe a nice
clean suit that J used la,;t season. Plea<;e keep
me in mind.
Yours in a ru h,
~IR. F.n,T,1R: For the past two years I have
been troubled with premature baldness of the
!>calp. Could you olfer any sugge,;tion a to
curing this affiiction?
I han: late1'· come from the East, and am the
leading corom~rcial in Albany Collei:tc. J can go
with any girl in College that I want to, and not
haye to blow myself either. "Hoping to sec
more of you soon," I rema i 11
\"ours as e,·er,
C . .-\. ~kFARl.A:XI>. S L IAGLIMDI
WouKlr'\'t It .Jcir \'l_)ll t .Se,_
Byers playing football?
Ray Ache"Oll riding a pony?
>liss Harrison \\"altzing?
Louis Meyers making goo-goos?
"Prich " in a running suit?
A. Sidney doing the skirt dance?
'' R usl) '' Rowell with the mumps?
The Faculty in swimming?
Frank \\"ire leading chapel ?
Parker without a pompadour?
Ray \Yorley talking with tbe girls on the
liack seat? . ..
0:ln \\)LI lll'kl~Jin'
~rack Acheson lea,·ing his lady rrier;d al
a seasonable hour?
hady Bilyeu saying his prayers?
Johuuy :.\lyers working?
Ralph Cooper attending dancing school?
Earl Frouk Lhrmdng Lhe hammer?
;\)is-. \Yil,;on Aining?
'l'ohl turned loose in Chicago?
Stewart with curly hair? • H1-:ss11-: CAM1-:1HYN-
Hnw I lm·e its giddy gurgle ;
How J love i1s fluent flow;
How I Ion." to "·ring my t11ouLl.i up;
How J lo,·e Lo he1r it go! .. "
\\"hat's the keenest class in school?
" \\. e," say the opbomores,
'' The Faculty us adores,
\\·e·rc the keenest class in school."
Ami who'. President uf the Sophomores?
" I ·' says Russell, ·• I make • em bustle."
"I am President of the Sophomores."
• •
l'crhaps some one will Lake exception to what
ha been said conceming them in THE AcT.\.
Bul if you will look it O\·er rarefolly you \\--ill
find Lhat we ha,·e moi:tly selected Lbe girls and
liuJe boys as marks for our shafts, taking care to
say only complimentary Lhiugs concerning all
those larger than ourselves. Howe,·er that may
he it will be useless for any one lo seek "personal
satisfaction" on us, because the mental straiu of
getting out such a hook as this has been so greaL
that iL is nece!'-Sary for us to tnke a rest. Accord
ingly we ha,·e gone lo the couutry aud it is
not known when we will be back.-'l'HEEDJTORS. qu Ti-\TI )NS
"I want to be an Angel." Lopps-Ketchum.
"There's a bra,•e man if any. "-Jacks.
·• Hea,·en is my home."-George D. Hyer .
ti Lo,·ers a re gh·en to poetry."- lyde McCoy.
"Nothing hut lea,·es."-The Acta.
•· He lives to build, not boast."-Archie Ries.
•· With all her faults we JO\·e her till.''-Lena
)liller.
"Thinks too little, talks too much." E,·a
French.
"As smooth as monumental alabaster." -
Bessie Cameron.
"I am not in the roll of common men. "-)forks.
"It bad a ,oice-ye gods! what a ,·oice."
Carl Bergman.
":\nd e'en his failing· lean to \'irtue' side."
-Cushman.
"A pretty boy, young, but O my! •·-earl
Cooley.
"l'm just as happy as ir I hacl good sense."
Bill >loehnke.
" Soft e,·e.,; Jo,:,ked lo,·e to eves which c;pake
again."-Bob Hartsock. •
"These men are oft times better than they
seem.''-Faculty.
"Nature has framed strange fellow-. in her
time. "-Carlos :'-Iarsters. " He's so fresh the new hlades of grass turn
green with em')' as he pas es." -Tobi.
"The firste vertue, sone, if thou wilt !ere, is
to restrain and kepen we! thy tongue."-May
berry.
"A man of goocl parts if you count by bulk. a
man of some depth as shown by his feet. "-Piel.
ti 'Tis trange to see how he will sit and look
and brood and tbink."-hlahoney.
" Her mouth is ,·ery neat and pert and smooth
like a China cup."-Anna Dickson.
" Her tender age, her form di,·inely fair, her
easy motion, her attractive air."-~Iisc; Hogue.
"A dame there is, wost beautiful to my eyes
young, beauteous, artless, innocent and wise."
E\'a Hammer.
" Well did they know that sen·ice all by rote,
there was many and many a lo,·ely note."
Chapel.
"Rather than be disgrnced would choose to
die."-lkey.
" Love, thou hast pleasures, and deep hae I
IO\·ed." Coach Edwards.
·• Love, thou hast sorrowc;, and sair hae 1
pro\'ed." Stellmacher.
c, O, father! O, father! an' ye think 'it fit;
we'll send him a year lo college yet."-Carl
Fisher. OU 17-\TI K-< ,('lntirntC(I
"Go look on a fresh daisy. "-C. J. B.
"\Vas heautiful to sec a weed of g-loriou fea
ture." -Claude Fi her.
"For hearts so touched, ·o pierced, o lost as
mi11e.11-Temp.
"Alas, no more me thinks we wandering go."
\\'ire and French.
"One thought of tcee puts all my ighs to
flig-ht."-~ellie Miller.
••Come with one glance of lho-,e deluding eyes,
biol out each bright idea of mine. "-l\1 i s Turner.
" Ob, may we ne,·er lo,·c as these ha,·e IO\·ed."
\\'allace and Belchee.
"Critics in wit o:-liie are hard to please." -
A. S. :\lack.
"In action faithful and in honor clear."
•· Hip" \\'heeler.
"\\'ho broke no promise and who lost no
friend."-, an \Yi! 011.
'' Passion and prirle were to her soul un
known." R utb :\lonta~ne
'' Hi
breast.'' sih-er beard wa,·ed gently
Prof. cott. o,·er his
"A boldness in bis looks appeared. "-Clarence
Brown.
"I'll take no cocktail, thanks, J am a ,·ege
tari:rn. "-" Kelly" llewitt. t
t "A wide experience in affections."-Fraoce
French.
"One ,·ast substantial smile.''-:\Iabel :\kCoy.
" A face like a benediction." :\fiss Crooks.
11 A nice girl-hnt so distant."- Gertrude
Jewell.
" till we gaze and till the wouder grew, that
uch small heads could carry all they knew."
Big Four.
" Being eminent ye must be censured, yet not
through fault of our;." -.Editors.
"He n·a • a scholar and a ripe and good one,
exceeding wise, fair spoken and persuading."
Prof. Torbet.
"Xe'er spoke aloud, but whispered in the air."
-~liss A. Harrison.
"8wilt ns the winged arrow iu its flight."
Boh Torbet.
"So hard to gain, so easy Lo l,e lost.''-\'ida
~rastoa.
":Xol once look-; backward, forward still he
goes, yet ne'er !Mks forward funher than his
110 e."-Pratt.
·• A girl, good without pretense, blessed with
plain reason and soher ense. "-Edna 1-:notts.
11 At that dread sound pale mortals stood aghast
and startled nature trembled with the blast."
\\'. H. Lee.
0 '"LAP.K (jQLLl.b'tt LlaKAK I 1..E•I~ AN ~
()~lo c..W. PALATINE HILL "OAD
- r,o.rr..nN "S11 firm, yet c;ofl; -;o stron~. yet so refined."
:\Ii s :\I eeker.
"Lover of peac.-e and friend of human kincl."
-Comfort R.
" Foe lo loucl praise nnd frit-1Hl to learned
ease. "-Ralph K11otts.
Calmly he look-, 011 hie." "Dutch" Hil)eu.
·•Of manners. gentle; nf affection!-, mild; in
size, n man; ,implil·ity, a t·hild. "-"~Sea-,ick"
I la1d11mn.
" H..., pieci11g eve;;;, erect. appear to\ 1e,, ,upt-r
ior world-; nnd look all nalurt! throu~h.'' L E.
R ichn rd-.011.
·•, uch wa., her ,mile as n11<.'ie11t hnrdo; ha,·e
tnlcl." )lahel Penland
",\ ncl all clelrrees llt!fore I he gwlde,c; lien cl."
~I u.d ie A rm,;trong.
• Plain ,,·:b their dre<., and mocicst tlwir
mien " Eroddphians.
•· \\'e neither claim the praise nf merit, nor
a-;pire to fame. would die 1111heard of, :is we',·e
h,·ed 1111.;;ecn. • -Kappa .\lphas.
"But still in fanc-) \·a1111111shed e,·ery m,i<I.''
S. I..: I lart--ock.
"Sprigl:lly our ni~hts, polite 011r da) ,. " Soph,-I r ,\I.I \l.'-1.
"\\"h1ch way I Ay is hell; tn) self am hell "
Gale Hill, '97.
' \\'e ought to, lint ca1111ot when -.ve ought ''
Certa111 .\Jumna.-.
"The :-oldier with hi!\ mark, of war."-Ralph
Eugene :\lcl-:echnie, '99, Co. G, ~th Regt. 0. '.G.
"Her gloomy µre;;;ence o;addens all the c;cene."
X t'II ie Foc;hay, '99.
" Ea..,e, health and life for her he would re
si~n." :\c;hlc::y T>ickinc;on, ·oo.
" If he had just one more leather ht! would
,trill himself to death '' Roy . altmarsh. ·oo.
" If you, my friends, this fair one can proc-nre,
your joy-, are full, your happine s ~ecnre."
)lary tewnrt. '99
•• .\11 inJ;!.'eniou,_ clt:, ii." Ral-;ton, ·oo.
" )lake-. lo,·e with uoclc; and ~lanc-e-. when he's
a hie.'' Bert \right, '9S
• Look next on greatne""· ~t!t! whc-re gre&tne.-;.,
lies." J. E. T) ree, • 99.
"I ha,e the-rt!al thing now.• llora Pag-e, '9:--.
" I 101\ many patient<; will he kill lire first ~ea
,;011? "-Bridgeford, '97
•• There i,; nothing so n1l., .. r as ha,;;tc." I.. l:S.
Speer, 'oo.
•· Xot parted long, and 110\\ to part no more."
Edna Breckinridlrt: and Stanley !--tewan '
"s., firm, ,·et soft; so !\tWllj?, yet sn refined."
~lisc; Mctkcr.
"Lover of peace and friend or human kind."
-Comfort R.
" Fne to loud praise nnd friend to learm:d
ease. "-Ralph Knotts.
"Caimi) he look<, 011 life." "I>mch" l:iilyeu.
"Of manners, gentle: nf affec1icm;., mild; in
si?.e, n man; -,implidty, a t·hilcl. "-''_Sea..,ick"
I lanlm:111.
" H 1-, pieci111{ e,•es, erect, appear to, ie,, ,upt-r
ior world,; and look nil nature 1hrou~h.'' f. E.
Richar<l-,on.
", uch wa., her ,mile :is anC'icnt hards ha,·e
told." ~lahel Penland
".\11CI all cle~rees heforc the g-fl(lcle-- hend.''
~laclie A rm,;trn11g.
' Plain wa-; their dre-., and modest their
mien '' -Eroddphians.
'· \\"c 11<.·ithl'r claim the praise of merit, n"r
:i,pire to fame, would die unheard of, as we',·c
ln·ed 1111--ecn. "-1-:appa .-\lphas.
"But still in fanc~ ,anqm'ihecl e,·ery m,irt.''
S. 1-: I 1.trhock.
·• Sprightly nur 11i1!11t-;. polite 011r cla~ "·" Snph;. * * * * * .\LI \f.'-1.
"\\"h1ch wa,-I Ay is hell; tn) self am hell."
Gale Hill, '9;_-
\\'e ought to, lutl ca1111ot when .\'C ought''
Certain .\lum11a,.
"The l'oldier with hi;. mnrk'i or war."-Rnlph
Eugene ~lcJ.:echnie, '99, Co. G, ~th Regt. 0. .C.
•· Her gloom) pre,;ence !-tlddcn~ all the 'it·ene."
:'\dlie roshay, '99.
" Ea..,e, health and life for her he would re
si~n." .-\shlc::) I>ickin'iOII, 'oo.
•• If he had just one more leather he wonlcl
-,1ru1 himself to death '' Roy . 'alt marsh. ·oo.
• If you, my friend<;, this fair one can procure,
your joys are full, your happine._._ i.ecure."
)lary tewnrt, '99
•· .-\11 i11gl11io11,; de,·il." Ralston, 'oo.
" ~lake--lo,·e with nocl,; and glance, when he'i;
ahle.'' Hert \\'igh1. '9S
' Look next on greatne"", "ec:: wh .. re crc&tnc.._,
lies.'· J. E. T_tree, '99.
"I ha,·e the real thing now." Dora Page, '9 ..
'' I lo\\ m:uw pa1ienl'i will he-kill the first sea
.,011? "-Bridgeford, '9;
•• There i nothing ,o n1l..., ... r as ha-.te." I.. H.
Speer, ·oo.
•• Xot parted long, and no\\ to parl 110 mnrc."
Edna Breckinridc:c and Stan le~ .Stewart.