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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 47, Number 24 [Atomic Log]

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

1983-06-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

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l'rtalh. thon·
ere llt'm!'l in
,somu II nut
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'lurk Kont
lh<> -\tomlc- I 'lfC
l.t•wul and < lot t.; < ollt•gt• hn"
urnJ"'\.110 llUI lt•.\f l aJMhillty with
t• 'tliCC~II"Iul production of 11:.
•no.,..·n hvdrol(••n homh of unl.:nown •
nwl(n tonn~t ·, tht· p!Uduc:l ot .1 top
tf~'rtll \1nrttnl Ptulf r I and the
ollt•f(t' ha~< a pplwd lur mc.omllt•r·
••-'"" In tlw nuc h•at duh n Mnrtlnl
twt offir ial '-<lid today.
nllt. it. lntlv a gn•at dav fur·thl~ . .
l'Oih•gn ud Mnrtlnl Pr owct
it'tltlt' I l>opplt•r f·ltrc I ' Ow Jli'OjCC:I
111w'J~ a dn.mk<m ~uc-t l'~"~ and \1\t' ro
proud to hu\'i: mixt•d '-'"''-Jry·
lng l\llt nght
Htocl who waH .t bilrtandor ·
Llllt•torv :nudying phvHfu said the
rdetlt part of tlw pcu)N'I wa{l
tt'CII>i·n It a wcr~t
We \WI"C' In a small !'thnck on i1
ttlo uf>Cd c:.umpu" l'oad he sntd
Our axpNimnnt~> \vt•nt on there
months da\ and nll(ht Wt'werc
Wt' d 00 di I>C'U\1' red 'loO \\.1f
tht· .,trreo, bought \'\'olkmo.n~o
d -.topped hll\1n~ owmight
t•in~ OnC'O \-"\'\' c.lid that, \'\C found
OUI' QIIIOlli hmcnl that proj~CI
,,....,,,., plollon tool.. tUI'it two more
uokt. Eloot qutciJv dha~h·tl 111mnr •
t.hargmg hi" 11tafl \'\ilh t'"'"'anl' pr u
te .... aonnl t·ompt'lt'I'IC I' dunnl( tlw
M.tr11lll Pro)('( I
• Ht•IJ no 'ODid f:.ll't t \-\1· wt~re
ci'04.1..t•d mo~l t'\1'1)' nll(ht \ny·
thing wl' dad tight wt~"' lud)' I m
!'lurpn .. ed \w dldn 1 blow tlw plat t'
ky high."
Llt.'C~ t s.atd hi' oor·anw 1m olwd II\
the lmtinl plo.nmng of the pro)f'( 1
lost !tcptumbct wht'n ht• MHi\\.l'f1'd
an .td m RacJWolrtn ,., .1 ntonthl)'
scienltfit tournnl and 'IUn.hallllt
magn.t.tnc•
'It wa" 'IIUinf( nght tht'rt• on the
pogo, Efcct b<lid ot tlw .ad It "'"''
something lllo.c WonH·d Nuch•ar
bomb Small, pn\atc liberal ,utt.
rollvge In oumcllwl Northwmll Mea
project was
drunken success." a
need!> -.omconc to build us .. bomb
We need more pre~ugu lllld thar. I~
ta~t re~r1 Good pay. \omt• t'\ptl·
ricncc helpful ;\nd It told wtwn•
to appt.v I callt•d nght thc·n lrom o.
pay phone and the re!it i11 hhstory llw
M~Tt!l
lxunb rnu't difflrult ;.cc·mt nf th•·
pt'OII'CI \\>a.-. ttl 'ill nl( tlw
''Wt' d1d our II'~ I:. thr. otht•r \\.rof•k
on lo'""''' t:ampua whf'n that rr!U(.ac
band wo .. playing up(wr campu. '
f.ft•c 1 'kltd The tteJtt , .. wnt bt•~tull ·
full\ lOll' tJw 8lJI' right OUI of the
ro>«<' garrll'n II \'\<II> a t'f'al bitr.h tn
h<l\t' to r~·plant th~ darnn thing tu
make 11 look llkf!. nothmg h.ul
h.lppNlt'd '
fIt'<" I ... ud no one wn~> hun or·
Jru 110\t)l'llf'nl L•d b~ lht! II'S!,
Jlthough tw s.11d a Pwnrt·r lu~
J>Urt\ m the an•<.1 0\il\ haw bt•l'n
~"'J.'OM'd In nt.•gllfo(lble :unouniKOI
rodloliou
'II~> J Hfluotlon whel'{' thf' 'Jill·
dc•nlll Wf,N' t'.I(JlObof•d 10 \'Cr\ JC\1\
doM!'> of \~IV hlgh·IPVt>l radlatwn . '
rft>cl "'llid rn t~U my two Vf'a,... of
mtpt>ric•ncr I've ne!\er '''" ac·r'tl~l'l
ony hunnfull-e.,ult~ tn :.u<:h Ut!>l• "
M~Jnor Hou:.t· ollicldl., Wl'I'C
ttllent ..tbout F.fe< 1 :. dnnounc, ....
mc•nt and a .. uul'('t .. clo..e to the
buildmg satd the C(lllegt> heads
"-~'~'" buttoning their bps'" pend·
inf.: official announ cement
tumomi\"\J ,
'lhc 1\wmw l.(J,f; has le.Jmt.-d that
tht! collai(C hn:. applied for nuclc•ar
dub mt•mbt'rship "-lth the Orgam· Stolen F11 "
Members of the LC-sponsored "Martini ProJect" helped build the
nuclear bomb. At center Ia Doppler Effect.
7.4ltun of ,\IUilllC !'>IAif"s l•rid;n, a .
man \l\1th a I n•nd1 uc • cnt tupp•>d
Atnmw '"'S wntt•r Gt('fJY \\ tlsun lur
dtn•t'ltnn& to till' \t1mur· ltou!>f•
"I atJ.ed lllm wlwt lac "-anu·d
lht•f'' " \\~1 on ~tel .and the
tuptd luul satd Lt"\'-ls and ( larloo.
had the bomb .and h,• wa=-dwcJJne
th1• pine •• uul foe nur h1011 duh
nwmb: •• hlp fpn•nl than soavin_.: the ... , urfcl 1 • ruund HCJ\\ t!\ er, al vour tor\ t5 --truP, \\t: probabl) l.nm' uhout al
ah1:adv ~oml!\ ' hurc In th • mtlcs -nnd milf'...s of bun•raut.,...U• c me:.
th••n· '" ~umeonc \\ ho 1 aln••uh
dra\'\1ng up lteatU!~> and om~ulf'
"ho '" going to brnnd you tss a
thll'ill lu the• hmdam••ntol tJ.-.J.,•t of
Uuts \dmtnt!ill alton \\ hac.;h a \tlll -
tudents hit streets to pay tuition PC<~c•• throu~h str"e11fflh as ,>our
unh hlc•:-au•t , lolltd Dupplcl' fll~c-1 .
\uur bt..>sl d1·1t•nw tS a good
oflc•n!<t(• Yout• f'ullc~nl!oill 1 ~atning a
bomb. it 8 ~lllntn,.; pmH•r, \'uu can
I(«' I tlw bt• 1 applic ~mta an th~ damn
\vt1rld nO\.\, dun 1 vnu N.:c' You f.. no" luU~ rt•ll• hi lhP. aiiiiUdt•s of
all •\m••ric:nn "'
'1lwn•lure. vuu '''II be a!iellnh·d • "at hut n ~>hnrt hm•• Kt•.a~ftn
Dudluy Oo-nlf(ht
01 tlw 1\tomlt 14-..
St!\ ctalluwhonnd < ·t.ui.. .. tud<'lll'>
\Hli'C in,olwd In a pm.,ututlon ring
.UP,t'r3llfl~ 111 rm1land and ._,t'i.tltlc
tlw Port lund VIC I' .. quad said todu\
LH•utonunt llan'\ \'agonto 'old at
;prfng LII,.III)Q'i l S undt!Q(I'ildUah '!> W~N'
'eatured .at'T'Ustcd in one ol tlw mo'' S('nt...&·
uonul bust' in n•c ••nt his to!)
RoySmtlfl ··n,cst· an~ whnlusonw ;\nwri·
r..tn I.Jch \'\ ho .. old tht•m~I\C' to
t.l\ an .. du)t)l. \ tgolitu stud fJoltto
1\'fUM'U IO "'lt':lM' IUlOIC!'I but s.lld
:.ludt•nt" h.u.ltunwd to tlw worlds
.. •rond old••~>l pn>l••,!>ton to pay
•kvruckm in~ lulu on bill~o
Rt.•ac tion ,,, l < '"' ''" shocl... <.l1"lw
it.ll .md rt•q&lt'NI.. lor phmw
lm.Jfl1,bcl , ol tht• "'tudl'lll., lll\'ol\.rd
l m stunnt!d , !<oolld l>••nll!ll'
lhompsnn. tllN•c·tnt of n•.,tdcnc l'
hniiP> I hopt· nmw olthi~o\\.lll'\1 nn
111 tlw tlotm~o 1 ho-.(l kitl., will nil
lo'>l.· tlwlr huu,fng dtlpostl' lot
lhiH
II .. not 't'l'\ oll••n wt• hu\c' .. tu·
nt. JM\ tlwll t•ntin· hall an c n!'lh,
o.Jid ca~htl'l C Incl.\ Rump I wa"
1-tllllllllj.\ tu gt•l II"JJh IUUS, hlll
\H•IItaJ..•• JM\Itlt•nl .1n_, \\U\'\~t ·can
fCI'I II
llut cl.unn Oltl) htl lht ~dlunl
1111,.n't l .. uul ul tlw lc t' ~lutd•'n" ,tlh•t'
..
~ all. ex·'ltudont lJud\' rlt,•:-ldm\1
f't~lc C"h~l ..aid
Vigorito said •,.-ouh• Pollc c•
approaclwd thl' Por11und V1,.,.
"(JliUd earllf>r tht~> month With n
handtul ol l<. 't.r\C.i\ ldtmlilicatiun
tardll
''1 ho' round tht•m on :wwrul
gtrh, and guv' \\.ol king lor u htl(h·
pnc~d tall-out 't'"w•• opt•t atlng
tron\ tlw bt.• ... r airpur1 howls. \ agu·
nto said "bt'l')' puNt' ot· \'\allct
they upcnucl tmm a :tli.,IM't'l h·d
ri~tht to Palatine I hll
Rcpult•cl f'nrllund or~,tOIZt•cl
crime• bo~-. ~td ' f uut hn~t·t
U•mnggto \'\•'" ch•lJl:t'd with p1rnp·
in~ in the <'IW
l nt.lcrco\l'r pohc c• tn Pnr11and
poM!d a .. t•\t'f'UII\l!" .md .ur.tlll(t•d
ha'-llOI. thr'Ou~h UmMI(t.IIU ~ Ccwd
f~,c-ort :::.ctvto• \l1t<1 a It!\'\ an1·~t.,
~UI>JWc'h splilt•d tiH ht•.lll
t1w .. t• I.Jd1> WllnJ \'\-hilll)K'I11l~
about no linanrml .ucllor lit'\ I \-t'at
anti hn\' murh tht.'\ wont••tllo '''"
In :.choal \'11..1' ulht·t•t Stt•plwn
Pundot,ng ~t<l Ulrnt~~IU t'\1
dl'clll\ n•nuUc·d lhc• lx•'>t luul..111~
~11h .md EtU)'S on c .unpu' .mtl t'Oh·
'uwl'd tlwm tht•\ ,·ould 11l•ll.t• th••u· • luoJ.., fla\.
1 1-un " t'h•an lHt~tim·~' · nuna~ ­
I(IQ ~oaul 'II Ullt nl Ill~ l''f'OI ts t;t•ls
c.tn u·d ·""1\ \'\ llh ,a dll'nl, thuls
tht•tl' hu,,.illfl s I hkc• to tln\t'
., StoVIO WontJot
Prostitution ring uncovered • 11 aeen In thla wldefY dlatnDUted photo.
Studentl IOid mo,. th1n cooklel to plY college f111. ,,,uund I <'Wls and ( larl. II N ,, ni1 t.!
c:.unJHI~> 1\.h. mom u..c•t.l lu f41li\'­
I'OM"-
S.·t unt\ olfit:ttr \'t!m t\.ul•·ll :-o1d
he h<ld oltfltl twkt·tt·d J mll• .. luu,.;
pm\.dt•J hlut· c <~dill:.ac illt·~·lll\;
pari;t•d nn t•.tntJ111" Hut tlwy
alwa.) potd lhc•it• cat,Jtiuns
pnunptJ.\ ', K.uh•ll ~•d
llw adnuniHtr ·attun h,ad no ulli·
n.tl ''''JIOiht' tu th,• an'·~•~~. hut
Uu:-1111'~ Ollie"\' fK'I';-.01\nt:'l !oaul
pru. tltullun d••linatcly dtd not
«Jtt.lhl) ,1,. Cl1'.llh•• linundn,.:
:o>tud••nt' .11 LC hi.ld '.uwcl
1'\'.ac ~tton~>
• \ c)\1 nw.tn :.mnt'I)Od)' p.Jid lu ,.:t•l
11 un \'\llh ~nl'> whu "'o ht>l\' •
'uphummt• ;o.;c•d ::M•\ muw su1d
\ uu d hu' t• to Jl.l\ me lu 1-WI lll'ill'
mu .. t ol llwm
"\Ia\ lw It \'olllo ... umt•IJnd nluuh•
pt~ndt•lll .. tud\ lur .. uc·aulu,;_\
C'l't•tlit tuniur \tun. \lt•dtllinl( ... uti • ha\t' IIIC' uhility In thrc•atcll fJiht•r
'>~'hool' 11 tht'\ lr\ tu ,.,~,. vuur
- w •
I' n•..tm i.l\\ i.l) \ ma ',. ,.;ot the t•duc a·
tmn.al \'\orld h.) it11 lt•mpomllulx•:.
It s ht·aulllul unci us t'\ac·tJ '' h.tt
\ OUI' hl.ldl't" Wi:Utlt•d •
1\lmnw l.og t'dtlot tn••tl n:.1c h·
tng Ph•:.adt•nt Reag;m i.ll the· \\ httt•
flnu~· und hi C~hlnmin r.:mch to
It'll hun ahoul lht• Uomh hut :udt•s
ul buth pl.1c·c· ~•d lh•• pn•stdc•nt
\\..1!. ,.Jt't•pm~ OtH• hutl no cum
mt•nl \'-hen ullkt•d II llc·,~an Wtt~>
n•>tll) Rtp \an \\ miJ•• Jlw otlwr
wuuld nnt !kt.} '' lwtht•t Rl•:tl(,cn s
ftl'ihf1 ut MH'h u cJt1\~lopm• •nt i.h
thh. "a l'fJUIII tu that nl c:.tnoon
c·h.u \.IC'It·c· Rull\\11ll.:lt•
\\hut,\ tlU •I"' Sll\ lUI( ilboUI IIU:.
rullc•gt• of youn. lh.t\ lllfot ttw homb
,.an .. Udl• "aid, 'i:. pnab.thl\ no dll·
4 GOOD SEX, GOOD SENSE belie~ P~> t•dut::Utwn un,, puhhc lt!\TI
thrt•,tll•ns to hnng tht• r.ou ntry to
MJmt• "''nse ol tll-dl"a \\hll h \\O,alcl
llt!g<ilt' hJ!i JJ<•hCJC'b In nlh••r\\OJ'tl
tl mun• pcoph• lind uut till' 1n.1th
ohuut htna lw \\Oil 1 he re"{!lct.lt>cl
,\ t•olll·~c \'\1fh 1 h•! Romb unl • hu-t h·
e• Rt~.:un lea~ IJt..'t.'OIIIM' lht•
Bumh lnr him mc.11ns r•rdt•r: hut r.ol
~~~' nu~n~ tl•sorrl•·• · w a 'ull~~w
\'\ith the Bornh \\'OUid dme the
ptt•,.•dt•nl cruzv lnoc• no one
want:. 11 pn• 1dcn1 hL• tiUtl yuu
#.'lJ)" are gotnE; 10 ,:.tel liN· hurt c•nd
of tht• !>Ill'!..
Rumo~ ol nu h•ar c:Jp:tlultt\
'f.l' "•tdin,: to utht.:r cuJit•l(•·~
narn••l) h~ l.r'l_gtll'r~ hkl! llt\"'<lrd
and \alt• could nul he cluniinn •d
but a SOUITt' r.Jusc• l(t IO!>Uft•pohllt •
nt IJnlit•hl CfJIIc~•· tn \lr.MIIl\llh•
saad llll'n~ orv plans thc..'1 • tu
d•:\ ··lop u nud~ ar bomb tt tl,..
Mmn e l!OIItl lh '\ !.:no\\ \\ h.ll <t
nudt•,w bornh tb
5(>" What •• at• 110\\ doe-it ,,........ Wh) 1 n lfiO amportant \\'hal ,,11111 br
lllw In the poat nuC'Inar ~··• '\louu f.og un" l'fl-liJ\t- nopot1t> Jt...n
Fal\wii(Coe~ UJH'IU!It •nd I)CA'IiOI\AI tu ftnd ou& H,.lll.~'l"' 10lto~b\ fitl'p
du'l"l tlon"
7
11 POLITICAL BROUHAHA?
1~ rNII\o nnttae here ~r.iust U~thrwanl b10uhaha
ur rvwaU1111 a he tn.~th •tx.ut the ax:toklfl\' dapt hual.htt rruah
TROUr: PRIEND OR FOE?
lnallnc&ual a EIIUN wtaiiJnltbr mat\ b1Jt Dl' aa:;: .,,......,., .........
bent on 'Witd dclmlnadon M:Nkla w~ ru.h; INilt.. to
wMWpn~ Dotraul .. ••ktbllaWniDurwt s•*• ~ ......... Students char,...
,.... ti I h I Ht: •a ked m .. bott'k to hill "'~ll1 'llw \~ ""' In tho Humnnlllc-. '\() I 'Gt•l twn llllldt•nla IC>"tllhl'f "C~U Fall 0 u t
\lbcrt Ein.,h·ln
01 thn \lornk h
•' ~(roup ol "tudt•nts '~ ho com
phun thtr.. ''~l,. nt•nc-t.'s c·au~·d
tht·m nwntnl oll,l(ul h' nnd 'neg.\
tl\ • 'o(•lllm"'gt· " hm.'r ChllllJctl ('1'1'
tntn unnanH•d lt pror, ~so•~ '"1th
:'ie\.Unl trnpott•nn• and ~' tht•
pn1hh•m mu'l ,,,tlwr
'"I ht ' tnlk about us bnl'\f{1ng up • mtr gmdt-· "1\ld Richnrd Ht"ning
St nror. \\1l3t nbout tht-•m'f'
Ht•mn~ :md tnur others. t\"'ll
men ttnd t\\n wonwn h&\'\ tomlL-d
a group called studt•nt' f"Of:\tlltwr
~nin 1 L1mp l.o\ , ... , ~ T \t lJ,
\\ luC'h till",) htlJll' \\ill educate tht•
oolh~f' r.ummumt) ubout th•• ~,.
uitl lnlJll11t'nct.' prublt•m
It 50nnth11~ thnt ntft'CtS. all of
us that not OklO) pt•uph.• an, t\\'Uf'l!
nl s:ud lle•m
J "'' '"' .Sl\\'1 W\ un• nut I t• on ' •• "' r ~"'
d t ~ h l d 1 1 mont lor tht• nJ.rht" ~tel \.:t•ndor thought 1111' ''auld bt• llbt•ral lw .tlh dur1nl( hnul11 '~••••k und -'''' hO\\
Ill ''"'~ \\ 10 olH m t w mpo I"' • ld I t h d I ... , l 1 h nnd I dldn 1 hnw a good tinw ut '«' I cnu ' n t Mtl11tv or nn lin fnr thtl\ l(t•t t~lw Mid ~\ 1th
1''"~-~l '''1P••nt•nrt• d·"'' lludt hi 11 nil l walked di'OUOd r~mpu tor lt•t•lh1H ••muM:ulutud It Wlt"'n 1 until ~m1h•ll~ll., 11 " o tmr lonl( thing t\ll~nn• rruut
Pruu t m mm'' ,,, t•sprto..1 I on 1 , _ 1 h ld 1 r • 1 1 d'\)' at\orwnrd thln~h'SI''"" unlit n eM Wt't'"" .1tcr s o to me• 1 ,., II t" ''""' • '
•~ ·'PPI'"'Ill "'"-d lk tmctl\'t' and 1\ soxuul ltulurtt wul4 hi~d . untl tr\ on tlwn it luolo. n H ., tutti "'' room In nov.. • '
&tid lit•ning. but"'' ,~.1ntltln tht•
OJ,.'Il It's bt'tlll .,qur•ltl\l'd he'Cau t•
no OIW n_•nlt_\ \\ ,ltll~ tn ll'OJliH'Ultl'
tlwm~•h't'~ "t lw\. thtnl.. It r't'Otrt 111
on th~·m . •
Ht•n1n~ usttmntt•d tlwn• ll\Q,) bt•
ft!l nlitn) u~ •·:so nt· .15 tmpoH•nt pro·
lnsSOJ":i un C'llmpu:s
II t nuld tn~t· in t•ntin• dc·port·
nwnl IW Mid olt.lchng thi\t tht•
"'""' lil..t•ly would lw f orergn L.;m
gu~t· ond Uco.alth und P.l:
_ :til) \ l!ndur snphomon• '><'ltd
t)n-. "'''U·II lmpoh•nc n l""ut• 111
t•mll.1n':l:s~mg but ,, n d tnn•
dOt·~'' 1 matt h tht• Jls.''l holulo(tt-nl
trnuma .. , hwh n•o;ulls rmm a lMt.l
pn.llt•s:sw · studt'nt n•l.tllon.,htp Herring estimated there may be as many as
"30 or 35 in1poten t profe sors on campus."
\ endor told a gitlhwnd o1buu1
ht'l d<>pl't'"'-'1011 o1nd tlw lriontl told
lhm'lng, whom ht• km·" hud
undt•rgum• tht• 1\itmc• thing Unrc•
I h•mng .md \ t•ndur gut tul(tHiwr ,
tht•\ ctc>cidt>d to lurm !) I ,\l.t. nnd • SN' U other tudcnls h.u,•d thutr
!Umlllll' p1't!diranwnt . long time to '''sol\.o thnt night rn
111\ mind
\ Jl"~ c hology profes~o• ·
whn .l'llo.(•d not to be nanwd
!l.ttd '1':\ual tmpotcnco •~ n
humun PI'Ublllln \\ htc-h hu~ bct•n
~t\tllll(l'l'altlr 1mp011nm t in toda\ ·.,
"4':\thtlh h''(l .,ll< ret\ .,ht Sllld thOI'' • an• no t un•.,
"It .. umt•thing tltiH romt!S with
age• til l.tt·l. ot lntorr,t. "ht• ~ttl
nddhll( thot uutdomlc. pn•,.survs
' .. , uuld kt'I'Jl unvont drM n " S'l \Ll OI'I(Jlfli.tt•l dull l •18n.•t•
l11uy hn\r taktm 1lw1t· C"OillJllninl~t
to thn \c·uch•mlr •\fluh' Oo..u'C-1, tlw
llonrd ul t'l·uMh'US and tlw P.tf\o
rhut•'tl Uom>t:l
11w Uuu1 d ut 1'1'\IKhWl'l mc•ntlng
\\.1111 It fukn, ..uld \..1•ndur 'Nut nnh
du tht•\ "t't' lht• C'ullc~ t· 1111 tlwh t ol
on" tlw-. n• 11111 bnrl. itt tlw Mi •
!<IUilnl"\ Position
llen,ns 'ldid <til\ pm~lt·!l.~ on th1•
ls'lut• '' llkt· goin~ l111hh'll( hut lw
hotwd ttw ~nnap would gt t lur.~)
Prult· '10~ h&l\\1 tlw nf(hl to ho·
tiS Ull .. tlll>tiOI ,1!'1 lhll\ III.L' '<Utd
lh•ninl(, uut II thtlY 1.,. going to
c·urn1 on ttl ,.tuclcHll' lht•\ d IJt•ttcr
bo p.u )Jng 'lanwlthinf( to had
tht•m<~c•l\.t'l'l up \skt>d .1bou1 thtl :o>t'\.\Jal lmpo·
h!nt't• t hnfl(t'" acting Dt•an tll
l'nc·ully D<t\ul '<l\agc• o;(.lld tw \\Ill>
··unll\\ .tn' uf the ulh•~a tions .\llcl
could nul t.:nmnwnt lwcau~· lw
was und~r 50
• \ ou m1~ht Hslo. Old.. SunmM.In •
hu said lit• d knn\\ College trout business
~-~
NBtl FtiO$ ~tn•nson 1 W.tn ol Mudc•nts, ~lei
lw hud 1'Cnd '"ln1t1d ~mllili htll \\,~t i
nllt ac·H\ e•h uwuhod '&n tlw prnh·
lum Uc• denu .. >d bt•ing a"''' r.uune.t•·
lor· In .1 numht•l' ol p1'01t•SMlr ... tnd
~1d .1s t.u a" ttt• km..,,· all tlw rnrult\
\\C'N ''.1hn:1 .1nd ~~ ~n~
llt•rrin~ smd tlw ddministt'atiun
h• in~n~<iti\\ ' lo .. tudt•rll ,·onr.t'l'n~>
.,.he\'\\ouldn 't st•t•thl' truth 11 II • .. wod tht•m m llw lnt•t•," ht• :s.Jid
fht•r,• ~ ~omt•than~ l(oing un lwm
thnl nobnd\ ...,,u admit"
llernng ..aid :, r \ll \\111 hold ,,
'ampu~ \\ld(' 1.:1ll\ I \ll'!>dn) .md
will tnv1lti ~>tudenh und prvh·s~,.,
to comt! out fmm undtll tho t'O\
e"' and .:1dmtt th~· <~tundnl
Y\o II ~cewho ha~ bulls and '~ho
doesn t smd Hernng leaves professor steamed
Alldl"t•~' Jnc·k.'>On
W I ht· \tomlr I£~
Pru~idt•nt G.trdntH ' h.b
1mnnuncc•ct tlw rollc>i( ,,~,u pro
t't'l•d \'\ tth plans to bu, land suro.
rounding the· lmpqua Rl\ •r rur a
trout hatrhCI) dc"•J)itt. prott•sl~>
lronl hi~tu~ proh''>"or :,tophcn
llO\\ Bt•t kham tlmtlho land h•f(nlh
bt•longs to tht Cm\ ( rtwk lndinn~>
' I H' .. uppnrtt'd collegt' polidt•s
pn•ttv 'itl!Udll.> in thu pi!l>t Bed·
ham '<Utd at a I'L>t:cnt potlatch put
1 ht!'l mo\" really hoot:~ my
LUT'O\\ II Mt•,tnwhlh• udmlnl•ll·llut s m
Ocle•ll ~h1nor lt•.m•d th.11 lh't: k.hum ~
bt"a\t'll mJI(ht n•MJrt to \.lttlt•m I'
\\t• hont•stly dun I knu\'\ wh;ll to
t'\jWt I -..tid Pt•tt•r l.cwb. ch•an of
ndmi~>"'IUil~> hut su fa1; ",. H• l(ot
Picl.ctt .md h1' bm s po,.tt•d on •ll.l
hour· ".ttdl
f dllh Smith, tht lnnl(t'"' Mnnur
HUUiiU 1'\'~ldcnt . hud similar !'>l.>nll
nwnl~ Wt•'r<> f(uttlng n•udy tor
.mvthtng I H ~01 .!00 cr.tiC or
canned trout t·onung m ca:.c the'.)
dN:1do to W\ M!if(t'
Wt• ru not talJng Ull\ t hant:t!'<
s.~ld Robort Wilkin. rcglMtrnr MllllU
ul us what to kcup wh111 lllllo -.calp
wo havt• Ifill \ hl(hl U\ ••• t<tl(lll
l'lltplu\ t't'l) utu,.nd '""
lltW liii\U tilih ll.lllfh-\ It I
Jl\,llt• d \\'II h 1111 d t
,tmuunt" nt r.tt.llum ti
.t•rw•d lu t c t~tudt•nts
dn\' lunc hlinw •
~.\t; \ ullic 1111'\ \H'I~
tul .tbnul tht· pm~t~mlll
W•• \ 1· ~otnt tht 11ltun
undc•r c·ontrul sotid u
tnlkr 'Onh ,, ••m1plt•
tl IIWM' :~nnd\\ ic lwti \\
.md thai .a p1'1'tl) tluou
.llo(t "hen .\ uu 'nn,rd
.tbuut n 1hou~1nd ul
IIOlC!t a dn\ No\\ lt•a\1•
s.. \C.. \ officio I!\ lr .1n•
lonu natcu fi!jh burl.. tool
pur'Chnscd an Nm1•mht••
Blue Mounlllln c IHtnt•
tun Nt!''·' Jt-N•~ c ann~
-.vnt u liNt ol tilt· 'of
runs sminl numbo1:. to
in Dect•m\xw . 19tH hut
tho litll wtmt undwc I.e
II ~ u lot of wur t.. t
thmugh cils<• upon • t1
luokint( 101 a ff'\\ n~
numtwr.... :.aid unt•
'an tali\ c '' twn l ont
thl:. cv1dC'IlCC
It's all over
Give u
Holden Co\vflt!ld
or lhr .\lomk' l.ql
New Yor1t City Is an excltlng place where nothing sleeps. There are no
troul Mo.t New Yorkers ant MJtually active and good at It, too. Hening snld hb own axJWrienc~
wtth a profe~sor was -.omot htg thot
affected him for nJmo111 a yt•nr G;trdntlr s.nld thu doctMon wn~
Unuha•d u few \\lt•cks ago ot the
\nnunl Mcl•lln~ ol the Board of
l)'u.!ltcc•:- Th('l Board foh. Ill' l did.
thnt true llnoncinl health man
dated wo spawn new tdeat~ for
.. to< king our endowmon 1
Lardner Sllld DN~khnm:. furnlly wnt~ nlso con
cor,\cd nbout htt. Ut.llon11. 'When
he sot~> eAcllod about thcHU CUMJII
hi~> wift! ~~Uid . You Just ntwor kltO\\ Tinws an· t "hutth
any lhh-d gt~<.ldea rnn 1
but you're not " If
vou re soon lo bt• ,, c
.tte Maylx: a third g
graduota. hut you 1 •
uut or bt• let out Whu Suspect nailed for library thefts
Luigi t cuuclnl
Of lhfl Atornle l..ol'
I HI offic:tuirs ~ ntd \'IH•IN'da\ . -that n .u pec·t 1 bctng held tn
c:nnnc•r.tttm \\llh till' lhult5 ul
"nllc•l nnd pur.ses lrom tht•
AubrP) R \\atzd; pubhc libJul)
Campus ~ct unh Uu t•t·tor Uu~k • Pit'"-\'11 C(JOhnnNJ that through
un antt·nst\ 't• '"' ••:.ugat1on It• ad.,
\,,,,,, tulluwo•d .md a su~pt•ct I"
nO\\ in <'UMoch •
~ophrnore :-.twlla \'\:'ngnuiJ><Ild
ht•\\a~>tnlht•lihran on\llondo' • \iU\ 211)1ng IU f"l'lnO\ t1 un t•lllb.tr·
1 UMillli( ~ol.un un llt'r pantti lle•r
hurp ".) c•s dt.•lt•dcd " ~ uapl·
dnub rhtll':lr.ler m the• :,tud\
11J1c'li loukin~ hlw lw \\as lou~n~
fur tmrm·l hrng 1 o luo" at • Ht• \'\ uz;
dl•cstwd 111 this ll"d and blutt, Mr
(:uudwro•n• h 1\'flt' out hi "1th a
bU!wlu11l t•ap \\luch liaJd ttomt•·
lhlltf; 011 II, \-\mROUI f'Uid Itt•
wne> CDrT.)1ng <1 tug blue bu1. 1
d1dn I knm"' \'\hut he· hnd m th1•ro•
but I pn•~>utnt'UII "a,. pur&~s and
\\ alit• I,.
~uddt•nh lht•rr! "i.IS cumuuon • panlf' 1t•a1 ·~ the more than 69
&tud«•nl 1ft the librar\' :u the unw • \ cnnll' hod IU&I takt•n plan• Not
u tnnw out utlu\ P. 01 palllilon but
U ruthlt•lifi \1CI0Uli Olulll IOU6IO\•\ •
dnwn dh1' lht•lt Whc••• 11 "-118 ull -0\ I'J and tlw dust had t!ldl'd lh L'
inntJCt'fll ~tudl!nl,. had 11pwmd 1i
ot $.5U ttl ol•'n n ght out trum undur
th•·Jr •·w~~ • Jl &eart•d the hoh· . -h Jlli'UII out of mu. r;uid Horton
Uurnlui!I-\H'Itm 'Otltl ndnultl I
Wb!i llH'I\IBIJ) und1 t•:;6Jillo( 1111'
llhrnnan, tlwn bPton! I r·uuld
''"'" ') nusmrnal') gland11' my
\\DIIt•l \\lUI lilt• d out ol m\' • ho••kpar k
ht•r < uol anrl g•·l '' l(ood dt•atnp •
111111 ul tlw llliJll'o·t and hili gc•IO·
\\0\ •·u•· 11 wu11 1 lhtlc u-d and
ldu•• m1d 11.t• ••dan ul e•tttwr
lm "fotl1 "' donw:;llr 011gm II\\ aa-
Page 2 ~urt•l\ ,, liundtl or n ( hl•Hoh•t or -sonwthng but I'm po~ith t• 11 wa:.
b•f:SL'r that a b~t•ad ho\ Oh, and
i1 had thl rc•d and bluo nc>un "ll{n
ulladwd to tht• top of th~ c nn,11h
a lol(o hkt• tht• guy hat on it ·
f 81 and ( <.~mpur; ~•·• unl.\ nflt·
l'lal U'\l'd mrurm<ttlon lfOnl
tht•M• h•.1d' to lin.tlh tJ ack down
tlw Mt!>p••• t It \\{I~> l:th• !'lunda)
nt"'ht. tlw t•umput> ''·I •orawhn~
'' ilh lnc•:JI .md h•de•t "'' tun ·t~b
\\alttn~ hll' .lll\llllng th.tt lliO\ e•d
tht• "1 on H \\a) II hud ht•t•n a
quwt LC t~t·nlng othm· thnn n
rau.l ul ,, put pur I,\, .1 len c•r 'fJllilr
rt•l, .llld ,, lut .uul run .u rrdnnl
thul ll'll ,, pup.surn m t·ritic.al
condltrun 'llwn. \\1thuut \\ ttnl
mg. Mlrnt.':Vntl mutc·lung tht dl!!>
CfiJ>Iiun Ul the• I'IUt'lJIIt I \\ Ul'> "'''t'rt
llt'iU' ( UJH'I&tnd dOI'nt ;\b St•t uri I\' • an,, ••d tlw n•d <tnd hhw gt·l.tW<t."
c:ur &.tt tdhng In tlw cui de• :sut•
l.' ''')'one· "'"'"' u confront ullon
WOb immmt•lll rlw donn \\U.s
6UITOUild t•d .tnd h'tll' "''lh l'dl\111 •
tt•r \\ t•r t• shot unto t '•·rv noor ' ••:r.t'l•pt lm· I) ·30 "h~t :h "" :Jeoo
ilht>adv m a doud ol r>mnkc•
\-~ h a 1 h ,, ppcrwd Ill'" t 1 !\
anyone• b gut~li!l !'it'\t•r.tl hotfi
\\ ur•· ht•urd nngnf( throul(h tht•
hall ol C OJWiond unci w1thln u
nhttlt'r of minutu II Wuh o.~ll OV<ll'
Ttw "uetpl'( I tdt•nll th•d .. ,., Jot'-,;ph
Mov e•tt•llu l>om.mo had bt•t•n
t.hot and arrc•t~lt•d tlw ~·'11•11t ol
hi• wuund~o wt•n• unt•t•l"latn hut ••
rt•lluhh• •ourct• :.aid Thut uck••r·
auro• a a lwll <tin I gtmnu lu.l\ l' nu
kids.
c·umpua ~I'I'UIII \' Olrt•cl ur
Piclo.:t•ll !i.tld IJumtru; \\ a~t tr )ing
IO fHShb hllnlil'lf UJI olb JJIL.I.Il•
dull\ 1'1 num hut \\ l' IH'olld th~l
lint• lwlur••. Pl&sllltJrm 1•1zz:a <"11
l'nnlinrwdtlw lu1 1 lhutlw" llltll 1
unc• nlllwtr ••rnphn , ••• ,. Bnd :u; lur •
Ofl lht•\ lotruM 1'11111 fur 111 \\ •II\ tlw
uul> p17.Z.n nllo\\ ,.d 1111 t'.Unpuli
iUI\'\HI\ • SP\ ern I !>tUdt•nt ~ \>\ t•rt• r t'li t•vc•d
to l.nm" tht• rulpr11 who had
stohm the1r drul( mane.> \~a no\\
rn th~ hands of our pt•n.ll 'V~tt·m
One ncum knu\\ n onh o ~
Grandpa hild all thtl munt•y lw
hod '01 a!iad~ fell' 'lonw bluv.
.. tolon fi-om lum
• I hopt the mmult'' do hnmhlt•
thing to thut gu\ c,, .1ndp.1
hastl\ "aid "II wusn 1 bud -onough fot• ham IU"t to '"'al my
mont!\ .tnd dt•tttr·o\ illl tlw f'\ ,.
dt•ru-tt 'llo. he hud to put m~
\\illl~t m o unnal rn P.mtphn lu1
ovidentm uf{uinftl me• I had lht•
phon~: numbt•l' of atlthc• b1 lo(l{Cllt
d~>alm ~ In Port lund in my \\ ulh•t
Uh, maybt• \ ou tJ hollt•r not CIIIOII
ml' on thut c il\bt' no bod) s p1 uh
.1bh rt·alin•d II '01 •
~ophomor•• Rlr.~ l'ry '~a~ pi<Jn·
ning to do tu 1 !hut "ht•n hll•
'"allc·l """' litolt·n ·I 1 oullv "o:. -look.ing fof'\.\-urd to h<A' lllf) o IJIIt•r
p~ychodt•llt • n~pclii'IH 't' em thlr;
V.lt:l..t!d lnuf'·\\U\ llt&rW\'Iund • rom1c acad,' F1 \ .. wd \\lwn ull • nn mone.> I(OI -;tolt•n lhouf(h I
had to go and pu I. '""'t' 111u h·
I oom• OUI b\' 'II Ot1td11lt· In 1110 l.;t• • a long ~tory 11hur1, I forgot II
'' a:m t shroum t<t•.tAnn and ttw
one• I did pick w..•nlll 1 psvlllt I
hln. they WOI'\' pola.on \nywuy, I
~JJtlnt the· rest ol m\ wc•nl.t•ncl In
Sl \'inc•unt:s Hu~pllul,. mlt•n "c•
rurt< unit v..1th "l'llliJW c•u:w ulli"'''
pol ~ton In"
\Vilh nton• than SJO CJCIO "unt..
illlU the• lm (•Ntl f(UIIun I u dHit•
IU?t unl~ uffidul \\ill lo.m•p un
w-ound tlw·do t:~ IIUI' t•lluncu un
tlw libr "') 1111d IIH" .. un·uundlnf(
f(l UUI\(h; !:it•t Ullt\' JJh I'I'IUI .,It"
t!lltiald, \\1'\\illlltu u talllle.h ltw
rc•pllli.ltioll ol h,tdn~ ttw ... ,lm•l
libr .u ~ in tlw t>lall• .md "ill ~o lu
Gil\ Olt'illlolll t'IS IU 111llllllt'lhl' f.(lllll
\\ t• will .lltoU C'UIIIIIHII' lu ~ohuu t Ull
unauthnn.t.t•d pi7 ..:u th•ll\ t•l.\ 1111'11
\\ t• IU'I' un I ,lllliHiti That-II'Oul hotchang ib tUtil what
\~ c JU'I'd to hook Uh In wilh bOm£•
\'ell pluccd Tochtrout1x oxccu
llwlj Gardner continued I m
-.ure Sit"\ I' ia just making a mlbtllke
,about lht•,r Indian land nght11
IUIIO 11f:(lltl\
8c•c·kham his f~Mtho"' obvtously
rvfllt'd dlr..agn.'t•d The collegt• 1 ..
wuv out ol the water w11h thi~> ont!
c:a~dncr ·~ ~nough of a !>Cholar to
knO\~ that Congl"t't.'> pas"-tld the
utrno~>ot good lnlthe• toward~> the
lndrano, dnUM' undt•r tlw Northw
~·~• Ordanunc t• rn t7H7
Uo-.lcle!> 6e•c·l.hum add~>d twt'
rvhvdy lu1ows \\ t• t'ul sulmnfl In
O"•gon
Atomic
Editor: Or Strangelove
Managing Editor: Alexander
Halg
Assignments Edttor: Dick Tracy
Opinion Editor: William F
Buckley
Photography Edttor: Stevie
Wonder
Copy Editor: Xerox
Production Manager. Costa
Gavras
Composition: Burt Bacharach
legal Advlaor: Perry Mason
lnvubnent Analyst John De
Lorean
Geiger Counter: Jonathan
Burton
Breeder Reactor: Peter Carlin
Over Reactor: Dean Tofte
Hot line Operator: Ed Williams
Hot Date at the Opera: Meghen
Flchtenau
Mercury Poisoner: Sam
Tallman
lead Suit Dealgner: Kevin
Spencer
Law Suh VIctim: Todd Nissen
Radiation VIctim: Robert Oakes
C.ndld Camera: Paul Pratt, Mike
Hickman StO\'e Hopkins
Sandy Halstead • what ho ~ guing to do l.asl limo, he
tried to buy somr ptlyote and build
a plank sweat hoUI'C In tlw back
yard to chamt In l.uckfly, tht! wn
lng lnws ~toppt"d him
Allan KHtell. the history proh~s­
!>Or who ()( cupws the• offic:e no\t to
lWckh:un s ,,lw n>t'alh•d 'IOillt!
~trangc bchovtor tht•la•t time Beck·
ham '~""' ru!'tcan:hrng an lndlnn
CQMl,
"I "-;t' 'lilting at Ill) dl•'k wht•n I
ht•<11'd what 'ooundl•d hkc \\ar
hoop~ nnuo tram nc:\1 door The
nt•xt than~ I t..nu\\ thit-tomahu\\k
en me" flVlng through my houkt-aM'
I knU\\ ~IU\ t• lll.oto to <~mokc ,1 (l<'Urt•
plpu ont f' In u whilt• but I hllllt•'ltl~
couldn t 1t1ll vuu what 1tw tltl\11 h•·
was on that tlmo, KltWII ~ud
Strategic Arm: Deborah Abele
Reactor Core Oecorator: Deb­
bie Keske
Working Class Hero: David
Currier
Hair by Carole Lindell
Travel Arrangements by the
U.S State Oept
Spiritual Guldanctt The Man­
hattan Project
Spiritual Guidance U: The Man·
hattan Cocktail
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making this possible
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creativity
Atomic Log, June 1, 1983 Not much. act·urd
bu.;mest.pcop lc· wHI 1
thm 1'\' fubl trying tel
own tobs .. o do
Rcrnt~mbar yuu don
ntct• to pt!Opll' on tt
\ou rc not plunn1ng
back down tllld r.trl
th<' wa) up lront to<'
Because
We're As
Order any 12" pizza
off the cheese com~
1 6" pizza and help ~
get hIs Corvett~
coupon necessal)l
Please I
We have less than
No Oell11ury You plck
11Ji,'i week is a cllll
honor tho.ve who
~erve. Each dav, • .'ions and ynu II be
pat't, (To the tune
Doodle Dandy. 'J
'" Publlt' Petty A
Atomic Log, ce l ill trout be ne, I"_
er~'\U Fallout over SAGA fish fiasco
I ~en hu\\
tl \<Vith
J lhln~
il U~n'l•
"l!)llllll1t.
Pltrc.l. IIW
tht' Pm•
, mvt•tlng
'Nul unl\
thl'lr rnl
thtJ Mi "JIIo(nn• '1 mut
ur tll• \lumh IA1ft
\ lif(h I m I' I · lf(hl ll\ 'i. \(, \
•·mJduvt••• " c'ituowtl :nnw ·~on 1 "'"
IIIli' tlfl\11 li:th fiiiiHJ\-\ It hi!!\ ('11nlll111
111·111'<1 \\'llh Ullcll'llll 'l1liiH'cl
.tmOIIIll to 111 J.,ullmiC'Ihtl ' In lw
411'\t•cl tu I(' tfllllh•nl ~t lu~l I hms·
tf,,, huu hllnw -
~ \t~ \ ollie lab "''"' lllll,'lllor t'
lui .tbnul tht pnl!illlltng
\\ '' 't• f(ul 1h1 11iluu11un luiJih
,..~on ltw undt•r c•ontrul · liOIId 11 ., mor .., \(, \
. but lw
1slnlhll' 'Clnl\ .1 1 uuph· nl humln·d
~t't lurk\ uf lh••'t' s.and\\ u.ht•!i ''''n' "t'C"\t d
ght to 1)(1 nnd thut s •' Jll''"' tlnntn f(uud 1\\t'l
"'' "<~ld .tf(t! w lwn .> nu cunMdt•t ""' ft·t·d
f(Olng to · JIXJut n thou ..:\tttl ul \ ou, tht"t'l'
d bl'lt<'t lllllC · •1 tin\ Nm' It "" nw alorw "
to bac-l "\l, \ ol11dnl~t lr .u t•d tlw ron·
l•milnntt>c lli•h h.tck tnu "UI'flltl!> lnl
Jllll't hn~md Ill Nm mnll4·1 I !JH I trum
Ulut• Muunl.tln ( nnnt•l1t.'' ul I n•n
I on. Nt!\<\ J1•1 ~·v < Ulllltlry ollulul!l
~d
nto~ in
t ·khurn'
~ "hat to
rlt•nn ol
~\ 'H~ f:(OI
tel on u 21 M?nl a IIHI ut tlw r ontnmmallld
nms Horiul numbc•l"tt to Sl\(,,\ uarlv
In Ot•t mntwt 1!181 hut npparontlv
tlw 11111 ''H'I\I '"'' lwt kc•d.
It .. n lui ut wurk tu n•mmasc
through CiiHC' upun 1 mw of tunn
ltlukinf( lut ct It•\\ r•uut•n .t•nctl
numtwr . nld mw '\. \{, \ 1'\.ljll't'·
'''ntnth t• wlwn c·onh'UI\lt'd ""11h
thte. c'Vldt•nc ~~ '1111' nllh Iii I .1hlllll' jll'uhll'tn \\oiS
tlil\r m ••n•d rhn ·m~ tht• lum h hn111
1 hut ~rln\
' \\'I' kilt!\\ I l\tl11 \\ Ul llllllWI lthtf(
ll11ll\ l(cnn,.; till wlwn lht• tol'l\ 1111(
II oiV ul IUI\1\ ldl'll'd lilt ttl II#(
,,•rfdl11h 14"'''" .wuund llw run lw
tiel
llwt'' ~"'''~' nn "''tlllll alhu~M'N
"'IJOI'tcrl ''" 1 11• 11lt nllltc 1111 tch•11t
<Jt n,.xllnl( tu nthc t.tl ,,lllfw Stllrll'nl
Hc•alth S4•" 11 •• ( t'llh•a· llllkh1ls clltJ
s;l} lht•\ rnlt(ht ""'"'" rnon• 1n ,, h'\\
vc•,u •
"It was like a real bad
high.''
-
Sc'\t•r.tl .. tudonh hU\\ot'\t•r dtd
mpurt h <1\.lflUliiC t"t•at lion .
II Wllb h.kl· n 1'\'UI hutl hlf(lt ' ud
Shen·v nou"~~ln junlm ,., ho '!.tid
'he• hlt'Wd lt•llJI rlf( il btl WIJUNY ill
h~t ~1\th pwiocl Moth 07!i t IOI'IIi
nltct !>ltlntpllng thc• lloundt•n•d
tuna
I wue. ~t'lnl( rolor, and ll"o.ttt'l'flo
on tht~ blaC'kboard In Jew Ucnok"
math tlo~s. 'lw -wtld I cu ,,
mmnont f thuught I \'-II~ 111 huU.1 1111'11 I h•ll Ill••' 'lt'uttl ut I'(Uilt'lhln~
II) mg to SJiol\\ n I \\U!Ill I 11'odl)
t mt•rl ttntil hlnnrltilortt•d rutlltlng
lu mY tWoth •t~ I rm·an akln.' -I n•~lunHII 1\t•tlh lit 11\\ II ollt•lhl''''
Ill 1111' IIJ•Iol h•cl olttcJ\\11'1 II' lut
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tlu~ tlw h.tll .111d Nt.uung 111 rhihhlt•
upt~llltl llc111k l\\ n lllc'llll.l•lkc·cllc•ll
cluuhk clnhhh•d 11.1\t•lc•d .cntl thr•n
pul.• ·d
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trn ht•tlt·• nm'\, Mid Hrm\n
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:,,\(:,\ uiiH 101 luwr prt•t cd
lof(t~llwr I Itt t <1St' .md del adt•d tu
.tpnlololl'-1 lot tlu 1'1 n•r. pronll!'lll1t'
tn cliN.:ontinur• tuna ~.md'' wht•s
a net n•plm t• II \Mih I mill lltlud
-~<llttlwlt ht•!t fn qu••ll .m\ b,ut
h•c•lul(" S!\t, \ hns rl.umc•d .tn lc•t•
( n•um ~odul lm ull · \~ \ t'UI d·
huldt•J , but mo'il :.oun·••" agn•t•
.tn\ Otll' c·un ~nt•otl.. m. 'lllt: t'\ ••nt '"'
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tlw 1 n1111dnl•· t'nnuuunil\ Ct•rUt•l ', • T I'Utlld.th• . OR f orrest•rYnllon .. cull
;!.Jt !\,\(; \ 01' 24 l·'flJfl',\ rop Soc.IOI A1
N .. t lime SAGA sorvet flth. be careful. Student. who 18mpled tuna
found themaelvet up a pretty tick tlver. We suggnt people stick to trout.
·:.1 \inn()f It's all over
liar ~nil ·
:r:~~s ·:~ Give up,
t'llM! lhL') raduates , there's no ture for you
hunn•,
or. 'som(l
lule ~alp
also con
Jli "Whon
r~caMJ
~ver kntM
st Ume, hi"
and build
the batk
'· the zon
ry proll"h
co next to
ed !'lomt•
flme6cck·
an lndJnn
. k "hen I
like W'dl'
doot' llw
omahn,., k
bookcaM'
ke a JWurt·
I hom•:;tl.v
I(> dE'\ 11 ht•
[I Mtid
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• David
by the
i Man­
e Men ~
z and
'ey for
ak pro­
'Lewis
=>s 433~
send
Atomic
II Road,
PionHr
at per·
actual
~nclden·
for our
• 1983 _,
Holden ( owfluld
()f lh,. "tCllllk lqc
l inlt' .. lll'll 1 what tho\ u <•d to be
any thh·d ~cmdm c:an ltlll you that.
but you t-t• not u thlt·d grudm.
vou n• !loon to bt• a colh•gc grudu
.ctu Mttvbt• u thu'C.Il4t-adt• college
gruduntc . hut vuu •~ goinl( to gc•t
out or bt• lt•t out Whnl do vou do7
Not mut.h. ou ordlng to what
bu'lint•.,spt•oph..• \viti tt>JI you hut
tho\ ~"' Ju"t trying to kt•t•p tlwir·
O\'-n Job.. ..u don't ll~lun .
Rt•mt•mbc•t ) uu don I ha~'' to tw
ntcl' to JX'Uplc on tlw way up 11
you n• nut plunnmg on c:onung
bat;k down and IJC"I l~o .,au n• ""
tht• WU\ up h·nm t'O< k bullom
Because
We're Asking!
Order any 12" pizza a help us pay
off the cheese company Order a
16" pizza and help Mr Geronimo
gel his Corvette back No
coupon necessary Just call
Plea sol
We have less than $10 001
No Oollvery You pick up
(
NATffJftiAl
POLICI
T'his wuek i~ a chance for u . ., to
honor tlw,o;e wl1o protcct and
.cocrv~ . EIJcfl day, ,,_ins thi~ little
.wms and )'tW II be doins your
pat1. fTo thr tune of \'snlcec
Doodlt-Dandy .. , Prob.ibl) thc• best thing to do 1 ..
1010 the anny but It you l'l 111'\ld ol
ln~tltullonnl lood. tht•n•' otht•l
thing:. to II)' Still tht• nnny 1, ••
good bel Tho\ re gutting .1 lot "'
monc~ theN(' du)lh and It !>. t•ttHY
lht•re to find u ploct• m hiHtotv \nu
juHt hil' e lo pu~th the rlf(hl hullcm~o
\lso. them ' lot-. ul good drugf> in
tlw mllltnrv. and wilh vour (, I tthl
tut:. dL•tller-~ wiJI rt''IJ)('r I 'ou .md
give vou the bt•'l ol tht! lot, t•'ipt·
clall) If you w,J\.t' u AS in lhtlh tact•.,
rt you rt• too rno1 alh~lk oc·
chtc ... en lu 1010 thu .tnn) ,md prop
ct-1\ dehmd vouc· rl)untt'\ ', ot 11 -.> nu r~ comrnuni~>l hornu~''ll•tl or
both then you II hnw to o~pltll'\'
othea· po~"'thiht~t""
Geronimo 's Pizza
555-4315
7200 S W Milwaukee
lf you re white. blac~ _yellm..,
or blue
The COfh' wilt defend nil
that s true
The laws of the land
They take into their hand..,
Mak.ins crime safe for me
and you
A Public Service of the United
Pelt\· :\m~rlcan ( riminals tUPt\CJ •
Atomic Log, June 1, 1983 Flr'l rt•m~mbt~r thr!>iu lour
\\ ord and vou II g••t )'OOM(• If a tob
and a plnn an ~odN\ I .1m ror 'i.illc
Whon 11.(11\'u~ono a'lk~> vou whnt \·our· • quullfiC'.liiOtl art• simpJo.. l'l'ph I
nm ror '<tit• \our mtet'\HM("t mo_\.
huclgc• a btt <II vo\.11· brd~hnt ~ .. ,.. hut
ullim., h•b wtll <~dmin.l you •. md gaw
YOU lht• JJOI'IIiOn
Pop quu \ m1 ,,. m the JX"r.o>an
rwl olhtt.:' of "" largl' corponJIIon
•lpplymg lot the• tub ol "matt~nul"'
Oll(ilnl.r.t'r ,' 'A hlch lf"',mslatc.' to "g~
lt•l or pnpct· pushca.' Enlry·IP.\ t•l
flll'illion 'Tht• cump<tn) 1 looL.mg
fur wmt·ontJ \\otlh .1 lJJ\ and I"-'O
) t•ar to ollict! t• J>cricnC't' or somt~ ·
unt: w1th ma,nc:lmlllc lt•ndt•nc:it•s
You quuhl) 1 o gt!l tht• tob ..' uu al
l'ull.. .1bout htm vou \"ant to wori.;
yow· ""') up to company pnN·
dt•nt, bli\sl.. \ nur inh•l\ i~o,.et li>r a • d.1w, or· c·JI\Icr't!h ~\ ', I ;un tor
"Uit•
ake
Q
big hit
and
get
REAL HIGH •..
at
Granm·s
•
HIGH Emporium
"Tell 'em Hilda sent ya
'""'" tor Elsa "
1983 S.E.
~\oods tock 01 C'UIII'l>l' ttW r.orn•r·t an!>'\.H•r I"
C, • I am lor suit• II vou answf•n·d • (' r onl'lidt•t )0111 •II htp to the toh
rn;trkt•t It _ruu .m<owt•rcd J\,li. or
horh ,~ou h.ullat•ttt•l 'h••:.tlprt•r,.lNJd
10 ~U"l\'tl Otl \UIII" (J.ill'\1fllll 010111') 1
or hla twll ut ,, ~oocl ·lonlo;t!r
II ~ llll h.n e' rumt• 01 lht• I aunb-•
utt~ .yuu mtght n:t wc•ll f41W up and
If) to '" uv.; 3 1.1 t load lob bt"C'au~·
1!'\\'f\OI"' knuw that to bt> l'lurr.es ...
ful you'd hcllt•r bt• nrh sm.an,
t(Ood louk.ing 01 all ol tht•m II
\'UU rv nnnt• ul tht'St' ,·ou .tlroad\'
~ -.
l..nm., tlw b&tlt'r tnJth o "l\_\
bolht!J ,.,. Rugs to nr.ht•s tori•lS an.•
thing~ ul ttw f-..1!11 Sowacla\ th••
Ml65 (;t'l mon• rn~t'd) and tlw nt•h
gt•t mo"-. nt h Tht• tlnl) l'qUolti:r:t•r
an• tlw .tnny and mm •
Cnnw \\ill t h.lllt•nt(t' your uh1h·
Ill'S .md put) nu \'\1lh tlw top oftht•
tops tl \ tiU n-. MICCt !CIUI It d,lll•
t(t'nlu und illl'gnl, ttnd tht'l'\',
'onw 'Ot: t.tl "''Knla .&hottt 11 bur II
\'UU don t rnincJ, f<O 101 11
\ h•gilamalt! lonu ot dans•·• .and
rnnw is tht• CL\ m· rtw PSI. which
pn\·, l>c•tll't thnn lM.'tn~ un c:wdlnary
bt•.:tt ttlp but .) uu 'c t(Ot tu ha\1•
blind lntdligc•nt t• tnsll•ctl.f ol being
.tmph blind
Jc•ll Hr.~qwth ol can'!t'l plan·
nmg md plan•nwnt 5llid he• '"
erwou• tgln~ gmduah• to t.ty on
ont• !'ide• ol ltw II\\ ur· thi• otht•l'
'Tho t c nnnmy Ito tniling. '~.Bid
ltt•dt(t'JWih 'and ttw tx•,t honest
fll'\hf)I'C'I lrw i(nuluntt•s r&O\\ h
t•mpln nwnt \\ llh more and mun•
hu tnt•sst•s t•oll.tpsmg and \mt~l u
ht.>t nming .t puht ,. MUtt•, 1111\ l11 tht•
l''"tol·p.u kin~ llt'fth' ston "1lll~l) on·
( ll t'tl\11 {', tht•n• II' .tlwnvs gnulu·
.ah• 'o( houl In tlt'lllltnd llO\\ nn'
nut h·.u t•n inc!t't .tnd ph,) "''t'l t
Rt•l.ulwh ,.,,,., 111 bl't•alo;. Into tht• --mu h·:u· mtlut~tn 111 vrw of lht•
~
m.ttn .. r~' ol ll.lllnn•ll r.ha.ror.h•J'
Mt•dlt .al '""' Ll\\: ~·houiN trt•
dnst•u· hup oil\ ul'dlng ttl lh-dl(t~
l,.'th. \\ hu ••• ud 't'l') ""' LC tu·
dt·nts nus"-•• It tntu other th<m IOC41
K'·aduah• "' houlfi
I'd '' •\81'1 nut Inti!\! lh4n ont• ot
100 appht ant I rum LC get into nn.,\
tupmnlwd mt•dtcul or 141\\ St~hool '
hc1 l!oaid "llw oru•s "ho do 4f''
putndt•,h• WCillJ OUICASI "
Ht•~tlfl Oth 1\Ugge~b an) tudcnt
\\ hu \\<1nt 1.1 tugo "' n1edaaal school
t~ ll.lt•'-lco. · wht"n. It'" cheap and t'a.!toY u.nd tht'n ~1un1 lu the tah•s -to pt"'a.Ctioc.
\\ ho luo\.;S al) nur ruplnnaol UO\"'
".w""' soud ttt•dg•·rJC•Ih
fh(• caret!!' plunnmg ollie tal rutd
lil"' 8f huol an• r hurnrnR uut
mon• IU'-1i'H'I'S ll1..1n '"'~ IH't•d and -m;1k.ing n buntllt.a h-om it Uc n ''"'
rnt•nd' , tud~nl" inlt'fll!'liCd in Jm\
:\CI'\. • tun dut\ and find out wh.tl
~ -11 .. ;,ttl about ll,.n.lw smd would
bt• law\ t-•rs tan hnrh de ede 1f the . -
111b 1 lor I hl'm
II \ ou make• II, ht• !NIH I \'OU II • • cllnl a tub of mom~ , but.) l)ll II ha\'fl
to pus up your wul
He~cpNh ud Ill\\ • ltw d~ ...
11 proft.~!IO!on and hould bt-.
approached \\ith caulton
11 ) nu pla\ a n.ocordPd tmn!i
cnpt ol a tnllJ b:u &..'\\ nl" nt htgh
fX't'd m a d;sn.. room ) ~;•u II hc.tr
~tantt. ' mt• sag• and l\111 k Jn.gscr
, mgin;; ~.) mpath\ lor thl' Dedi
he s.ud
lledgt•pt•lh SlUcl Ull\ 1 uc l•·nt not
cnlt•rc.·~tt·d tn tod.t\ munt•'\.
~ .
mJIJng pn.1h·~ion hould ~o
1n1ut li hin • hll' a cu11plc• yrn.u~
'i.Up JW~C)'UU dll\'-f' ts.!I)OUI'\\3
intO u Jt1h \1'\! \ liU hll'!ist•tl 101 U"­
re~or;? ,\r~urth clt( to the U ~ IJ• part·
rtktnt oi L'duc;atiun \ ou han• a tl3 •
pt"~ Clll I han~ C OJ UI~:C Ill.\ llUI
llt'\\ lOb ll vou r·~n un "'''r \ • tu -. Otn.••• o1· mono• ol tlw lolh'l\' m •
1 \ou h.t'
uc~~ounl
:! \'ou hu\" nub 1h~ 1 mn"d
bnch ancJ IIL.t• tu 11M' 11 •
•t \ nu l.atO\\ hm' to :;;;•on-good
c·ocame
1 \ ou wuulcl ,,,r.auon 111 J3Jlllll
tn"tcad ttl wuh ) uur p.:u nt
5 \ ou 1 :an gt•t -., '' twn uu
\\ nnt It \\ tlh whnnu"\'t-.1 ' \'Oil ''ant
~
6 \ ,,u,uv<1 1lt>ta ntbilal..t·n tor-Paul
~t!l.\lttan nt' :-J 1 tassia Jo\tn '-1
i \'ou •'"' fl.ml :\t!\\11Utn ur ~•'"'
Ia "'141 Kinski
ti \'our 'Sf'\l.htl t-tununa ID!iOI15 A!"
long ll!> tlw Jcn' l.t'\\ 1 !i l)>lt>thon
II~ ou h.td thl'\'t' or mon• nod" ul
tlw ht>,.ad \'\ hllr. 1'\•.ltltn~ I hi \ \l\1 \'f!
~
probably Callen .1sltwp II) mr couht
only gt\t! ''thumbs up sign lurl\\tl
or t,~ ~ uttht• :abo\ c tht•nthat ~oen
pen.: t•nt dit>t repan \ IS tor \'OU
" \ our l hance..' an• not good t~l
uuthonttcs uggt>st ,>ou thi'U\\
away JOUr Btbh• and run guns lo
the Centml Amen n rebel group
or your cholt.':e.
El~ lht•n>':~ al\~ catlt!ntla
Pege3 College life after the Bomb
otln•u "<mwmw ••un~ b~ \OU .tnd :-.hout ~
thntlndlu hn~ htUll<'lwd nul:lourmi !L'ilt•:-.nl
Portland h1>toiUM' •I~ gon•mml•nt till(''" I
hl.t· tlw Rult•nl -e'h \'ma hn\ c 20 m1t1uH•l< to
~t·l \tiUI' humt ·\~orl.. dont• lwfon• the bln,t.
ell \Ulltllll 1'\10 forf"tl\1.'1 l nrof1Ulll\ll]l\ lhb II tlw Bcmlb drop .. on Portlnnd must ol
"" an•nt flOinf' to h..1\t a chant< ~ tn ~~·t nut
ot rm' n h\ .. unf1a,h thtll!J(h tht' l·edt•r.ll
1 mt•rp.t nn \loniij:.cment ,\g<'nt.:.' lUll" u .. to
tal.t• to thr htgh\\;J ~:. and"" 11 bt.• all nght
F<,r tho~ '"thoul the ,kJJI to dri\~ a~ tu:-.1
n .. \lano \ndrettt. tht.J«> "ould ~ .:1 guotl
dt•al t.lt artton :tround tht cH\, more than
II t t•n tn ,s long timt>
The• .-o\emmt 'lll tt·ll .. u .. that ll '"'.!"(' ""
luc ' a~ mnn_\ go" ·mmunt offir1al" to .. ur­
\1\t' a nucl04f blaM our go' cmml)nl \nil
nut 11'1 u .. dtMn :tnd asenttl''< \itallo com·
muntcatlon ond tabilit) ,,,n porhap' fo•·
tht• fir-t hmt> operatP l'fllctt-nll~ Thl' g<W':­
tor . ur.h b;lstton ot 'moothn~~' tl' the
Po~t Olftet•, the IR~ and tht' f\mdam<>ntal
o;tructum or fruC'dom and lilx>rtv it:,elf -h tor otht·r inst•hllton s u':r. anvonc" -
guru.~ but tht•re 1:-..orne concern nbout
t>ducauon in the poor,t nuclear holocnuott
agr~ tr other aJ;enc•e:. are to run \~tith
an.\ drgroo ot fines.M!. then It ~up to higher
ttdut4UOn to ensure qualified future lead
cr!l In the world bevond nuclear aftermath •
11 would be a plan ol fonNght and pre-
pnrednc."c; for the LC college admlnbtra ·
tion to concei\'C a mean' for conunulng
t-ducauonal :.tandard~ and t)Ualll) tn the
t!\ cnl of a nuclear fi.lsco II '~111 not be eas\', -but thl! Amencan w~) of commttmcnt to
tiS«> If mu t pr'e\a.ll W•thout P\ 1:ryone pul·
hng hi, own weight. the po1)..'>lbt1Jty ol
.tnarchv and ~nou-. ::.ocial bre.akdovvn •
, .. '0~ ' than any dorm part) eusl and tht~
mu t be deah ~ith ~ou:.ly .
'Mlere 1s not a moment to lose. Leadel"
'~ilh child-like emouon s '>illing m admtnt'i·
tratr\e hi8hchalrs lmpo5e their own neu·
~., on our lif~yle:> Thts •~ I rue outsid~
the college a:r. \.veil
"''rne uction must be taken to insure the
,ui'VJ\I'IJ o( the educanonal 5Vtilem wtuch • pi'O\'Idea u! With busm~men chemtcal !\tudt•nt Handhool.. nc'\t~r mt•ntioned lht
~h·<.,t plnrt• on t ampu.., Inn nuclt•nr attac"­
:.o wht'l'\1 do 'ou go
You hnw no chotn .11lhough the collrgc
d~,, rhc•n• b no -.arc pl.1t t' to be on cam
pu and attc>r tht• bl.l,t, there probnbl~
\\On 1 bt• much of a campus an~vn'
though l'\ t'l') fn'bt" w111 be glO\\ ln-Chv
daM.. Om• thing the culh·ge can do '' co
-...w thr. ~.,, and the bnghtc.;t of u, '1\U
dt•nh 01 cour-.c: .. om .. tudrnt:. would
hnw to bt· left bt•hind lo get the quicl.c~t
tun of tht•ir li\t>s but that h the consc­
qut•nc r.lor p.trtying too much during final">
"l'('l..
-:,~mng lhr cream or the U ct'Op would
be '>lmple and rould be ac-complished
wHhuul human guilt through u~ of ~C'hool
rumpult'r.. The Cho-.en F'ew would have
iH rc:.s to ,, special ~hcher which could be
located for tnslom .:e. undemc.ath the
Monor Hou:.e It would be a non-binding
li'>t, rhnngtng wllh ~ch new term as :.tu·
dt•nl'>' b'l".tde:. ro..e or fell o '>011 of Dean:.
w~t Without the publicity Identification or
the £lite ~' ould btl 'im1lar to the wrbt
~tamp nighldubs u-.e a .. mall in\1sible
)(fUatv. on the tcmt Vi11ldat10n slicker that
t•oi.,.iblc whtm hf'ld under ultravtolet hght
E.arh Cho!ooCn One\\ould receive mstruc
tion~ m hb or hl.'r mailbo' the first da.y of
each tenn outlining procedure tn case of n
nuclear ollocl... At the first ..ound ott he air
mtd :>~ren . the -.elected student~ \'\.'OUid run
to tho sht•her where the~ would sto; until
radiation ltoveb decrcn,ed and the world
wa~o saJc and n•ady to be ~n tered t'tllldlllon-. anti willlngnt"" to lukt• <Jn
I' lt•tHJt•d JM.' nil
llu' mt••m~ thoM' lmoh• (I ''lth 4\1\C,t\.
1\tbhc .lliOil 1\ Mulnwmmr" < ulh•~o Out
dow:-. summc•t '>t''l!'lioneo. ;tnd :.t•cunty
woultll>t ' h•ll to h•nd lor thl'llll'lt'lvt>' i.l~ 1.(
bc•c·nnw an lJndt•tl(l"'Und l utlt•Jott' Al:.o lt•ll
lwhtnd \Hntld lw studonh \\ ilh h•s' than a
\ 5 rumulniiH' GP \
Of 1 uur'c t hc>r'l' "maid be.• Cll.rt•ptlons
l·o1 t•,ompll' \Wmrr '"S t•dlt01·, though
all hnH• It•"' than nt•t.t•,snr, wlectlon
1'\'flun.,•mt•nt, ,., ould bt• '>.1\t!d bt'CaUM> nf
th•'ir tt%t't•ptionnl t·ommum c.llton .... lulls
'Thl'y al-.o would bt able to -.core lhl' bu~t
drug ..
\\ c think tht:. ts th~ lx1s1 an'>\\er lo tlw
nudl'nJ dt•dmullon which luct''> u~ nil
gtv,•n thai no1 c>nough pcoplt> are comrrut
lt>d to quc.,t•on lng .1u1horltv to mnl..o o
non nuclear tulun Thts iN the only altel'
noth c the Oorwinlon nollun or ~urvival of
the fiue-.t Natural St•lecuon or Man modo
...elt>cllon , II mnke:. no dltl~;~rcnce when
Man become~ God and God h 1o11sed out tht• '' tndcn' ''" wuuld hn tlw t'OIM' in
nut lt•..tr wat
Not I hut C.ud hn~o nnv voh t' In tlw quc•s
tlun .mywa) hc~<·uwn• I h• or Shu dlc•d u lung
tlml' t~l(n nnd wuuld up lunit•d unclf'r tht•
t h.mgt• on llw tullt•c tlun pluw Coocl did
hm t' onw dt•nmt ith•a .. hm\CV«'I hut llt~o
or H<•t· egnlllmion notiOn~\\ ron•ldt•all'llk at
lwst und lt>ll '1t tim lu bun•uuc ro.~"' ond
gt't•cd Oh \\1.'11 I ht•oluKV ond t't•llg•on
"'" cr ml\tlU ..,onwt hi nf( ol a ,,..,:.una Ill\
spill
::,o t(l\t•n tht• fort' "'' aro It'll with thlt~
chou:" \ bunch ol 8bhup' L~galn11t thc>
Bomb '"" t Rolng lo rhangt• .mythlng
e'l:ccpt lhu Rrpublkan., won 1 get the
Catholh; votf' In 1084 1 ht> collt.•gc mu~l do
ll~o bc!ll tu saw tlw lwsl Uf .. otter the Bomb
"'II be• much Ca'llor that woy nnd tuillon
\\til bt· constderably chcaJ'Klr Planning for
the f\Jtun• nt'l\iel took on su(.;h imponont
dlmon~ion!> Moreover . the rollcgt• would
ceruunly gain n highly competitive slntu!l
among po11t Bomb m•3hmon applican t~
Tht• plan lb sound. the r.ollc•gc mu'lt act We
hopu It acts soon for tho clock It~ tlckJng
Forgive you for you have sinned:
The Atomic Log knows all
11'e \Wmtc U)gt, not meant to be funny
if you Iough, there probably ~mcthtng
wrong with vou. but don t come to ub. we
onlv studied gynecology A! II lb. we do this
out ortovc We don t makeanymoneyoJJil .
wt> can barely pa} out bar bills_ vard Lampoon for quaUty but we can sure
try It lnkes trndlllon , and who ha5 time for
that anymore ' Sure. we can grapple with
the be,t of cun-ent Issues and make you
guffaw at youn.elve'l but when you finish
thi11 newspaper will you remember and try
to find meaning to llfe·s an ~~Wei'S from what
you read' No, you II go to Career Planning
and Placement and set up an mlerview
\\lith K-Mart recruiters Good luck. but
when no one shops In your store you'll be
out of a Job and we'll laugh u the ~;dltor
Uo yuu pcoplt· rr•u/lt l..r
ppt~n~"> to lht• l<•n I
Ck!l YOU 1(1\ C Ul\ t"\ UJ'V
n I think '«l Just <1hc•J
rnts~
ro tho ~ditor I I
Lllld IIIJI Ill
II "' not that wt• don'
!>IUd)' .JI U:, It s jU'II
:-.hould \'1.0 \.\.'al\tt• our ''"l
bnc~oter sc•cond rat~
whon wP cnuld l(('l mol
!'rom lwller M"hool'f \"1
mnny stuc.k·up. lgnomn
Bloc/..
To the Editor-
Did you know tho I If y
The Bench 8o.Yl' Good V
OOck.wnrds Bl a rush de
you ean hoor the word
Ru!l51a will save us nil"'' J
was right, the group "'~ s
Su
o the t;dltor-
Your artacle entitled "Fe
.t.re better than one "
· enetlc consequences
uclear bomb on hum
· alned some ~>erioub mf
Jon wtuch must stand Q
·or the record .studies
dlatlon effects would
cure generations \\lith
ot four, as you claimed
rle would have been
ntitled. '·rwo heads 41
han one"
1\ Biology
Lewts IJnd Clarl cnglneel"$ soldiers and politician~ Other ~
wise the Joundalions of America are an
jeopArdy
F'irwl, let's pretend it's a quiet Tuet.da~
noontime here at LC Perha~ .\'OU are uat
ang lunch or walking from class Vou re
thtnlcing about seetng a mcMe tontghl or
studying for A test. or haVIng a dnnl. at
happ) hour. Then you hear the faint,
t>lightl_v disconcening '11\:all of a distant lnstdc the shelter would be the top l>IU·
dents top Munor Hou~ officials and their
M.'Cretnrio.. one tenured. full profet.!>Or
from •~ach of the dtl>Cipllne:. one cot-eer
plenni"8 and plocemant dlre<:tor one
adml).l)ion~ recnuter offices and a class­
room Admlnh,tratton and Cacuhv would
btl cho:.cn bccau~>e of u~~efuln~ stregth.
wit. publle.hro e:..-.ay. proff'SSjonaJ e"cel·
lcnc.e. cooking ablht) under pressured Wt>'n> students c.aught up in the tumul·
tous 1980 ~without awing ora prayer or an
Amen can Exprl"'s ard The nuclear threat
Is not &b 1mponnn t ae. Is the threat of noc
graduating Were doing this so some pub­
li~oher can say were real good writers and
talented and of course his company will
dl:uribute our books Your children wi:l
n:o.ad us. and we won't even tnvile you to
cocktail partie'>. but you won't care
because you II be bumlng steaks on the
barbcqu~ and watching soap operas Wo want you to toke lt eosy and stop
planning the perfect rood for yourselves.
because the highwayg are full of potholes
and It's lwst In that case to have 0 fast e4r 0 lhe Editor:
with sharp steering. Vou'ro young; sta,y ""oc:W~e·re opposed to nu~
ro lht.• Edttor:
I m orry lo have to :;av th1~. but
of the 5,500 acceptances \\--e ~nt to
pro1pc•ctave freshmen . only two
will attend an fall. 1983. Because the
c.ollt'ge nef'CI.a money, the Manor
Houc;c eUic has decided that 1111
60phomol"e:ll will have to atil\o' back
. .
another year. II eveayonewould tell
tht>tr fnench about Lewis .and
Uaril.. thts wouldn't hapJWn Until
th~n there s nothing I hal , ~n tM•
don•!. My ~poiOSJ«!S
Jo the Edllo~ Pett:r Loeb
Dean of AdnttuiUn s
I may be Dean ot Students. bu1
don I ,;t•l mt! wrong I m ju:->t one ol
vou so stuv cool, man. . ,
I v tho• f.d1t01• Dit k Sorenl'itm
Dt>an f1} Studt:nt:.
\\ouldn til br grt:"at ttallthl' pc.·o·
Jilt• 111 lht• \\ holt• n urld t·ould ft"'
lf,..;••tlwr tn pt·.n c and hAmmn.\ ,.,,,h nD OIIJI'C llghting and no mon'
hunl(••t orad 1!\.l!t'\ on•! would ll<l\ t'
~
alllht') nt•Hd and bf! hapJ1): II \\t'
a~ II • our Prtlrnlt• n•ul h.JJ'd .md li~tm1
to Nt!il \ oung and Allo c:ut1u1e
clwn tlu•n• won 1 ht• :arl\' n••cd lor •
oppr• ·&~h" en pllah6llt ' gcavt·rn·
nw.nl und nuc.lf•ar bomh~ No ont•
\,'lfl fll!f:_d J)U\\I!f' and IM!I) thtng
,,.ojJI tMt ttc(ttallv dl~>tnbutcd \\hat a
bt,.IUIItul ancJ hunt I "'Jrld "I'
'"'uuld htt\•' ·nunk 3lX1ut it
Att ld•:nlt fit ,.rr•:~llm.m
S#Hm 111 ltm J 1 hrt·e l':rt't r• 5mt
Page 4 To the Editor
A" .a parent of;, ~1s and Clar*
slud"•nt and n>guiiU' re.1der or the
·\torn1c:-/..(lg. I "v;"'h to c"pn!S!. m.v
concern wtth :tome of the subject
mauer vou addrc:~ll eac·h week. -
Artatlt!~ on c..ampua. 1 sUt>!> .1m
undel">tandable hul wtwn the\
im otve st:nt.lth e subtcctt-sm h a•
~.~~ . dnlg.ll. rt•llgiun t'OCk and roll,
nurlt·ar 11\.<lr and trout, I wtllh m ...
duughtet "as not eApo~d 1 ""ow-l
="pt'..ik fo1 moO\' wht!n l :\a)' yuu are
lt)1ng to undt•rntlnc.· tht: good
upbnngln.: and mul.llil) p;trt•nt:-.
altt!mpl to lne;lillln thetr children
\ ou l'hould be shot
Da11d ~'\.'. llnthil"a'
Stulft•rl .,htrt, c mmnlic cit
£cfttur ' 111111', Mr. llntlumm , , n11
tllll(lll tu 4mm lwtlt•r. ) tmr ifau~th
,,.,. \11'/IMlll hoi!> 111111~ .1 f'f~/JIII ,rtum
Ja~rt: . "/ \fHI.wcf ,,. ol t tllfiJIIIIIII'III
fur ll!'r 1\t'll·lr.mllttl r~r•IJMdt·~o . umt
tfllllt· drt ur.llt: If ~m· ., ltJ 'llum th111
11hr·11 1 ou tfl'llrl wmr Jud to flt/lr~t• .
I rill 1/Jftll\ Ill\ n t/11· lt.~;IM'
1u lh•1 l.chtru
U.ICil il ti 11111'tJ I'IIUII~olh hclll~
\SI ( ftt,•:.tdt>nl \vtlhout hm m~;~ In
h•• :tl\\ <1\'!i llt'tllind••d I hat tlw
t\JIIfll'l up \\illi u dol(
IJt•blll· ,,,,,,.,
l\tll"lllll}l fm 1\/1 tt/ I s • I hal way Otherwise you'll get manied "" use if the Bomb d:ro~
before you're 25 and your children will we going to get drug•
It would be nice to do thl:. all the time
but lhl~> college seems so provincial It's
hard lo believe we could match the Hat'-hate you That's life, and you re stuck with 1\lptcnl Collese
it. so make tho most of It and have fun
Don t say we dldn 1 warn you tho Editor-
To the Hend Dude
Hey man. your anicle two w~k.,.
ago called Why fish have the beftt
chance o£ 5urviving nuch~ar war·
had 4~ typographical ciTOrs. 37
grammatical mhllakt>'>. and even
some of the Lerman wu:~lncorrN 'I
Sorry I m .. o late tn writing. but I
m•sphu,ed mv thesauru s .tnd had
trouble Rndlng trout" 1n the> dlc
uonary Now I don 1 Pllcpt•ct collugc
wntc~ to be f Scott t'ltt.gcrald'!
but the wuv I ~Cf' II I thtnl. vou
might need bOrne n:\ ll'W 1 out'...e'>
That'& all l ha\ e tu :iUy, su hang In
there. man, vou II do It •
• 1.1d.. Blawsman C 11/hmm
ChtJir, cns"·'h Ot•J>llrltnrllt
To lhe f.dnor
lt doe11n t tokt• .s ,..chular/10 lo.nu\'
thf' "alue of the dollat 1Wilh munuy
in the banlv you won t ha\ o to wulk
the planlt I madt• thut up mV~l!ll
I o tht• f' tUtor fitdlll' Rlt'h
Hul\ltlt'.o;., Mu}or
If l.t'\'1.11> .mcJ CJ.u k hud mort• p,, . .,,,~u . I'd l.11• ,;oinf( tht•tl' tttllll':ul
ul Pnnc:t•lon 1:.011 \ mu ht•iu t uut
Rnmlr.t• I :tUf'f· ,,,. t utt• ,\hwltl
\1,.~.,,,, k.o;, ,,.,." \ m f..
To thu f:dllot•
''""' tlw I!J80 t•lt!C'tinnll I t~tlll
\\Uillt•d tu lw l"''l>ltlc•nl bunu•·
\\ ht•J1• hUt .HIIII I ull••~r• \~IHCJdnl
ha\" fill' I lltnlll' ,, Jut lou ton \\:hilt s
tlw Jlrublt·u, ? Jutot \\tlrtth·nng
I mum I ·.lrtt·t•
1\ 1111111~ /Ill tlu• IIIJ.lltl 1 ltllt', C .t'III'M'ol •
To the E.dllor-
Then• s ~ome thlng following mo
Not buhlnd me. Lut overhand . up m
tlw s~ You've e.een It too. only you
don 1 know II :. spying on you,
walrhlng evury little move you
rrutke Only I know I cnn :~ense
theltc things, and I wnnl lo tell eve
tvone about 11 becaue.e I think if
uw•vbody ~.flows , It will di:.appear
You muv thin!.. I m J.)3ronoid . but
that 'cra.tv If you don 1 belim-e me,
f(O OtJI"'Idc und look lor yourwlf
1h('l't'' \ou M>ttti'J lip high ~o not
1h1•N• ru 'out• n~tht Yeah 11 ~ ~lh er
and phalllt and SUVI> Goodvea1 • on thu ''de It hint.. It "'a UfO Ot thl•
Rw .... tan~ Or tho Cl..\ Someone
:.hould 11111 'omaonc in charge
f.":uw nw l \4! l(olto '"n .tnd hide
,\ ( f'llege St:nwr
t\11,\itW!; uhout the Fulllrt'
Tu tlw Ldltot
I \\ u .. wundol'fnf( Do vuu mnko
up thu lhlngh ~ou w1iltt uneo. thort•
am lt'\llh lcl\ul\ccf' \l11o It-tlwn•
n•allv 11 S.uulinlhla ( 'luustf:'
Vitgmttl flnlfpwl
fn·.~hmt111
I eli tor,, note ~(: go b,\' tht· old
"''" lfJmpt"r tlliJ,\Itn "Nr•vt•r lrt tlu·
tnttlr 'fluncl m thr n.tv of ,, gtmd
~tfon ''t't' our dl'daimer 1 tJ .m~
",., HJUr t't unci qu,. 'Ilia" \or._.,
Vlf8ltllll , tllflf I' ;,, II .\,Jflt fllll~flJ
( lnww If 1~ :mml.11· ,, tht• m.l\im •
abovn It .!itlys: "Nt'llt•r lflt onothPr
1 mmtn s fH1pu/.u· t1Jnrts ,•unml 111
thr• "·" uf tJ.,') c.m ,.,.,.,,,.,,,
po/ww~ 1 m not concerned abo
becauae If anythl
'"'I:>PEtn I'll just dig m
•helter of my textbooks
the Editor: 1\1~
fl
To the EdJtor- Your article last wc.>e~
SOmetimes I feel Uke a mothel' Reagan doesn't ha"l
less child wns not the least bit accl.l
J~U~us Chrlsl 1\a\re a brain.lslmply don
Son of God, Inc
Rrltg1ous Corruption, Earth
To rho Editor-
WeN drunk. and the OLCC cant
touch us. b<..ocause the college Is pn·
vacc property . So there.
"\Dorm Pam
Lcwit; 11nd Uork lolle&t!
Juh11 llrm
1'/mwcll'w 111, I e time.
Rona~
On vacation m 4
LC goe
lRWi:. und Clu1i> Ill u
llt'~t· lhut h.ts u
t'Uit\ .md ·• :otuch•nt hm • 'llwllt' .mcJ l~nm.anl In
llu·•io 0\\11 loll'l..ol pill IWI
Atomic Log, June 1, 1 tomlc Log, Ju ! { ilN' 111
th•• qut•:.
lltld <~lung
unth•l tlw
<.ml did
1'1 but Hf~o
'uall11tic ut
~rarv und • d l'cllgiun
'tli,OOOIII
, Wtlh lhl!\
gutn"'l th«'
;.mythln8,.
t get the
~c must do
rlhc 8omb
and tuition
lnnnlng for
Importan t
egu would
hive statu~
!lppllcants
ustact We
, is ticking
Necan sure
has time for
'apple with I make you
~you finish
lberanduy
sfromwhat
er Planning r antenriew
d luck. but
1re you'll be
y and stop
f.YOUrselVe6,
of potholes
rea mst car
oung: sta.v
1et married
lildren will
'stuck with
~have fun 1 tl tlw t.dltnr
I )o 'uu IJI'tlplt• n•~rfl1 know what
\UJ:IJWnll to 1 ht• wn 1 hnwumc I
vou l(lvt• u" '" C'l''\ vc·m'1 \1\·c
ldnt think -.o Ju"' dwt'lon~
I u thu ldiiOr 1 nllftt•t''i of I (
I nmg 11 "I'
1111cl tml m Pmtltmrl
II ' not that wt• don t ''ant to
!ltud_v .11 I ( It ' Ju1111 that why
.. hould \'It! "'-iiRlt• our lime at ~omu
JVUit;~vawr -.c•cond rnte collc•gl•
whon wt' could gel more monO\
trom better !'>Chool-. wtthout :o.o
stuc.kup. Ignorant honkie~
Block \tudent!>i
'Vnt or LC
To the Editor
01dyou know thai if you played
ll)t' Bt!dCh Boya· (,ood Vlbrnllons '
oockwnrds at a high decibel tuvol
you can hear thc word~r~ 'Mother
Russia willsnvc Ul) all ·~ Jumrs Wau
was nght, the SJ'OUp it. subveNcve
Su~ Demuth
1\LC Station Mannser
To the Editor-
Your article entitled f'our heads
.sre better than on(' about the
enetlc consequences of the
uclear bomb on humans con
alncd some :.crioul) mlslnfoNna
ion which mu!llt !lltand COITf'Cted
or the record. ,tudles show that
adlatlon effects would produce
ture generations with two hcnds.
ot four, as you claimed Your art1·
le would hav(' been more aptly
entitled, '"'J'Wo heads are better
han one
A &o/ogy Proje&SOr
l..e\vrs nnd Clark College
the Editor
We're oppo110d to nuclear war
tKlc:aUise If tho Bomb drops. whore
we going to get drugs?
Typical Collttge Students
America
the Ed1tor-
t m not concemed about nuclear
because l( anything should
tuu:>oe1n I'll just dig myself in the
IUIII=I· Of my (eJCtbooks .
the Editor 1\lf~d Nerd
Naive, OR
Your article la11t week entitled
Why Reagan doesn 1 have a brain
n mothCI" ~~v~~~~ not the least bit accurate 1 do
11\l\,,,., a brain, I simply don't use II all
Je.,us Chn&l limo
of Cod, Inc. Ronald Rell&an
tption, Earth On vocation m Califomta ., 0 tlw r dltor:
1 jUI'II wunlt.!d to lf'llthl' tuclt!nl
hotly that .Jitholl((h lcm nln~ i11 twut
t~nd ttll. I rn N'UIIV in rolll'l(t to tlncl
a hut-band .
To the f.dllo1 rn.-411 \amlt•rlull
Frt• .-1/mum
I should twH• bt!Cn JJI"lt.,idc•nt of
thi" ~ullege but nc>. tht' Bo<Jrd of
frustee'l wouldn I look t\'~<lct• ut
me So I had to bt:come president of
godforsnk.,n Coc <. otic• ~ow in
Nowhure 10\vu It rna~ .. rntlllic.:k lo
think that aft<>r all the yc!m' I ptJnt
at l.ew'it> and Uarl.; no unl.! ~>Von
ga"t> me a gotng away cnrd
Gardner was wtth lhe Jo'ord f'oun
dat1on I d ntNCr lrul\1 n man who
'\Old UbCd can.
John l1ro•"n
~srdenl . ( ne ( ollegc
NCMht>rt' , Iowa
To the f.dltor
I was just thinking how three or
(our yra~ ogo I was a punk rockt•r.
you know. slam dancing and pogo
lng to hard angry music I ll"tcnud
to the Se). Vlstol~~o the D€'ad
Kennodys. fear. Black Plog It wa1
great, but now I m perfectlv con·
tent to get on a dance floor and
move like a nodding hcroan Junkie
to Culture Cluborlfl want" lift the
Co-Go ., I like The flina, too
Except thetr name·., kind or u
bummer You know. I even ~hop at
Nordstroms
1'\ Young Dude
Carrytng the Nc't\:.. CJR
To the Editor-
That sell-out, confonnist. fasclsl
reader who wrote how he ull(•d to
be a punk but lsn t anymore can
take his worthJe:ts kJtty-lhtor opln
Ions and shove theml Punks arc
stlll around Wston: "Anarchy for
the U.SJ\ ' Nat:.ls! Pasc:lsts! Down
wath cops! Capitalism suckal
Anarchy ruJesr· See what I moan
A Punk Rocker
Sadlv ~hind the t1me~
Doddv s Monev, OR
To the Editor-
If nuclear weapons were out
tawed. only outlaws would have
nuclear "'-eapons. 11m t that scary"
Cnp The /o.Jufe Wembr.rger
Deep Vndef'Hround at the Prntason
To the EdHor·
I've decided to taka a position
"''\lith Hooker Chemical By the wuy.
do you know if anyone would be
interested In a knyaklng tnp down
the Love Canaf?
Dove 1ovlnr
The c;,.,.,u Collese Outdoon~ I o tlu: f'ditor ~
In In Pot \.\ N•J, ' \tmnw I~'& you
r.m .. f>itl(t' onv -.tory "-lYHlK World
\\111 Ill hnd Nlur1ed lint:ohml ;md
lull llw wodd m fllln:; I dun 1 want
to nmaplnln hut I I hank you muy
huvt· l(ol your 11tor:v wrong. .md I
rtw• lion tlw Nhk!~ ol \'OUI joumal·
1"rn It , l..lnd of up ~ t•lltng to read
•ornc •thln~ lllo.l! I hat \.\hNt It "quatc•
t!\tdc•nl It .., timpl) untrue I \"\ish
\'OU '"'ould N'lmhur-.(• me for tht•
long dl-.tanc•• phtmc• ~II f madt• to
my p,u-rtont t> to M>t' if they wt•re &till
nliw tr you had wunted to molo.e u • point, it mulct huve been accomp-
li he d more '"' tfully. i\t h·a!\1, I
thanlo. YOU OUid(• II ffil'llalu! I W<l5
ht•ld up wrlllng a t~rm p..tpcr.
Odrll \tnnour
~mor
liclllor .. tW(t• Quid~. thmkme,. ut•
llt-N' mcltu·d •'nmg. World War Ill
"'II hupprn tht., ''""'~~~ Ne,\1 11m,.,
u-r II bt' mm'f' t nroful
To 1 he .-.dlto1·
I m a ch1ckcnhawk f ('at
chkkon-. Foghorn Leghorn muy ht!
un your '>lllfl but that dOt·sn't
bothtw mo. I\\' got bl•ddwti on tha
farm
Ml'l 8/IJiw
(.Jtrtmm C11n1n .11, (./\
·ro tht• t::dltor.
Jnm~,. Wall 0\.-et• Beach Bov:.. • • da• I make you good du.sJ.I di~tman ·
tic aU nuclear big warhead.., aimt!d
at Dl~ncyl41nd and Dalla-. Cowboy-. :
you dh.mantle ReagLtn Adminl-.tra
tlon Al>;e), I am not the 0('\1\ Soviet
:.pace -.ntellltc N~drovan
To tho t:.dltol' Yun 1\ndrntH"
Mtk~t ·tm
:,ure. we re selllng nntionaJ park·
land to pr'ivate speculator:.. but
tolo.c my advice Don 1 buy now pri
ctl:. nre too high Wall until thcApo­
cal.) p:,e comes then P\'CJYOOC will
~n cheap and vou'll get a good
deaJ Thai ~ what I m doing Don t
wotTV. salvation will come ~oon .
except for 1he Jew:..
Voun. 1n Emanent Domain ,
Jamt'! .. l-\.111
FcJIY'\<t:r U.~t in fsmta~ .v
Nature·" \ \ah ,.,..\mnmg
To the Editor
If you g.ve u:. mon6). we promJsc
we II be very very good. and not kill
any more people than n~es~ to
keep your bllclo.ynrd clean
Tht> Government of El Salvador
f.lghting for the -\merican w.,_\i
~ OLCC" can I
~ liege Is pn·
Dorm Pam
lark c ollegr LC goes belly-up in brains dept.
Leghorn
alway!'! talk· .,_ __ N_o_m_~r._ ._~---------
balm I \f'
·p balm and
evtlr atomic
ew miracle
used DMSO
skin or • .nge
m form)
.u1ov.. Heres .,.,,, nu MOI"l' than t800 t.c.•wth und Clurt..
d(•nl~ wt•nt to bed acJdtlnticallv
d lntollt.t1: tuolly hunf(rv In 1980
on<Juttut•ntly lho tru~tee-.
b..trt..c•d on .1 ptv!(mm tu alltl\lfut~·
i~nomnc:t> -.t.uY.Uion and "'ll(
of this intpO\urh•hcd .md
alrldll'\'f~IOil)l'd IIH;Iitutitm ·1 hrt>C
\ angdlll lutc•r mo'll ul tht• I C t:om
Spphnmurt unitv l(ut•:. tu h\•d -.tupld. "hllu
urnnl ""' fr"t•t• to wn•u~ ha\'nc
tht• \\UIId with tht•h diplo
•t I:!VOI')'one ., .. ,, .. ,awu1 dt•cl lu1 d hull b.ll..t•d NIU
filmllift• I" lUll 'liW"I' Jli'OJ)Jc• tlu 1101 kiiU\'-
d I d fW\1'( thhtl(
atu· I ht• lust thl'f't' \.t'lll' huH• lll•cm
did llku t1 1 kt•d h\ lnntu"tlc uth itnrt'" 10 •
'MJ don I "''.' pwduc·tirm Cll 1.11 nun~ ••'
unlv thin~ I t•lllch•nt C~111 thll'l' malls II
1th -.tudt•nt•
1. 1983 I.A:Wlli .md Clark I a ~~ot'('t>ncJ.r.lh'
l'nlll••~t· II hal lt.~s u M't und mit•
ulh tlllcl.aslluh•nl hmh•tuu.IIM·
• • wtlt .uul l~nul'anl tu n·•·nJoCilll'l'
O\\ nlm•l..olj1111JH'I I''"" .11ion New mone.v docs not a collcse
make
Ref(ardles~ or the money thnt
may or rna.> not be Oowmg Into th~
IMtltuhon Wf' arr going belly up In
the brnms depanment I be-hew
thai the Catth ond ent''l{V and
mone} plnwd into thi~ lnt.tltullon
in the S.:vt•nlie!> .tnd t•arl\. Eie<htlu'>
art> ll'> mi to~pi<~C: Nl <11.> nny I ha"t' wt'r
:-ut'n" l C doc' not hnH· tlw f(ood.,
0111 pmf••,,m..., a11• stupad, tht• ""'
dent al\' t)\•~n wur-.t: .md bc•..,idt•'<.
II , aln ~t .til ul tlw limt• Out· pr-osl
dent il< !OOrntJ pmppy JlUfJ(lttt Hnd
havu vou tlVtlf lrit•d tu f(ttt lnid on ·•
Sdturtla_v ntl(ht! lt'o; dnrn nc•ur un
pClMiihlc•
llw t hllth~·n of tlw IUhll"l' ha\t ll
l"if(lu tu hil\l' ,, c h.uu·t•' I t '" ,, dt•.ttl
vnd lt•udln~ to ln.uu dt '''" .md loud
unh I.. no\'. \\hut l'l-.c• II thb c ul·
ll·~u '' •II\ lt•tt up un ltlp ul P.1lathw
Hill tu lt'l'll un it!' U\\ 11 il(nur tnt t•
und ultlmutc•h dil', l~otl s ttt,tlt c• • wuuld he• '''I' t•d' (~otng ollh'l lllllll'
mum·.' unci -.tudt•nl!i 1-(111' .. ··~·lin t
t.ud 1> tlwmit•s nl \\ ho shuuhl .111tl
Nhuuhln't lh ••! Our chotc~ tod.1y are extremely
pumful But hO\\ many hundred~
ol milhon~ will suffer because of
our -1hort .. tghted hunl.lmtanan ·
''m '\\e onct• t.>dut,·atttd theit·mulh·
e~ .md fluhcN. and \'\t' ~~ru~lc to
t.'tlut .ate tlwm. but wtt.lt uf tht•i1
(:hlldrt•n and f(r.tndc:hildren'! \\ ho
wtll b(• rtl-.punslble lor the blundf'r:-­
ul the.• stUJ)id Ll gl"llds •
Rt•t•d hu:.. a lot ol monc\ bt't~u~· • ut unc• puint ,, lui ul rwh -.oc lolllll'
Pua11.mcl l..1d' "''l't•lou dumb tu ~t'l
lntu Uul\ ar d Ul' \alto :ou ltwn fl..! I
l'lll" buu~lu tlu•m a --<'huul dv:\1.' hi
hunw Ht•t•d dt'..c'l\ , • ., to lh ,. I C
'"'a' holll .thmal a hundr,•tl \ ''•II :­
tuu halt• ul pn1pl••" hn \\t'l'llll t 1 wh
t•nuu~h tn tnJint.llll ""·' l.md ol
IJllulll\ l (' .. hould tilt'
I hi\\ fll.lll) mun• c· luldt-.•n '' llllh•
c·unrlt•mawd lu tnh•lll't hMI "'' '" ·•·
lion ,mel ntll!t'l'\ IJ\ tht•t•thrt ·.cttn ut • • I (.' Is II nut ntcJn• hunMnt• to pc•a
IIHI till' hntmth•,lth 111 thUIIS<tiHb
lculu\ In 111-tlt•1 tu ~>ol\1 1 ., huntl11•tl
thcu• :..tnt I If um I wang ~t u ptcJ
111111111~"" ' r n tlw fthtor:
'ou ksu'M I he• kmd nl l(ll\ \\tth
tlw tnll. l(nnd hull II \\ tth muM.k
:m hit( It lnu" .lllo.t lw m ..... d .. anotht·t
lluch In c .rnv tlwm \'cJU knm'\ tht·
l..i11cl ul ~II) th.al .til lh•• girt f(O
t'l,tl)' U\ t'J 11111 dun 1 w.Jnt to admit
II • Tlw IJncJ ul I(U)' '"'hu flallillf!b a
~tnninlo{ ,\Jf·,\mt•lkan z,mth' <Jnd
•IRiui ,, gn•.tt louk.ing girl to twlp him
with ht!i poh :.~•a humt'\.\Ofk ' 1 hal's
mt· t ht'V Uts4'd tu c ... 11.1 ~uv hlu• m,.
• #
Bag !\lUll un C"<.~mpu , and I guc~s
that \>\.hat I urn I rn around b()
/o(l\'t' me a t'all umt•llnu•
Rurk.' Br.nt'hfU'l'U
111 11 1Jf1rm .Single
T n thl! t dllor:
Ht•y, "'•' lo..nuw" hl'!n.) ou rc mi.lk·
eng fun of us We n• not ttt.lt .. tupid
R1g ,\lf'n rm t .cJmpu~t
/n a flnrm l)J1ud
ro tht· F dltor
I .1rn th•• st•tr prodatm(•d ICOJder
ol o !Ctarvlng . J)O\ ecty ttlnckon
Third Wurld t'OUntty I wh1h .vuur
gmlJITlmt'lll would :-~top Minding
good and mtth·<~d :.t'nd wt·Jponro I
tt'll my tWuplc I w111 make uur
cuuntrv lll.t: 1\rnl·ricn . ..a I thank • otTt•nnK p«·opl•· gun:. in .. tt·ad ol but·
tP.I' would htl tht> 1)031 \>\.<t\ to do
#
that.
Nb7.lul Mor(J
'Th1rd World Le .. dr.r
To lhc· t-:dilor:
\'\/hen I "a~> a little boy, I lm:t--d
m"· war toY~> be!tt ol all T.-&nks and --
plane..~ . boom·boom rat·n·tat·tat!
Cod 11 w.:a. fun• But myfathc.>rwa:.a
tough SOB. and ht· \>\.ouldn 'llt:t mt:
plav too murh; hr. sa1d I had to
:.tudy had to ht• !lomebody . Hah!
Nov.r I m In \:OmlllOlnd of a whole
damn anrw, .1nd I can pia.). ali I
want' You know. lhe more thin~
ctt.lnge tht> more thew ~tny the
Ltmeral Ma:>.'f (. onfu<tion
&s Brass, .warvland
To the £dilor:
Well we're rich college kidJ
and wtfro on the a.IJds
and we aJI smolu: too much gras:..
We learn about butJnc:~oS
and we team about <;e.X
at 700 doll3rs a cla"1
We ve got all the gT:~des
that money can buy
Were Jivjng ln a fog
But the thnll that e!<.Upe~ Ut'
1:, to see our rnet!5
On the CO\ cr of the J\tomic u~
Futun L~11de,....
~,.,_., and Cfsri Cullf11,t'
To the Editor
Wallllng ~tudenl f~ on a "spe­
clo.J i!t .. Ut! about t..C Before thu
Bomb ond trout, c:nlllng it the
-\tomic tos and taiJng slab~ o~ eve­
rvono w1thou1 bemg at all fun'\}'• 1:1
~methmg 1 ftnd absolutely appAl·
hng. An.} :o~tudcnt~ who C4l'e5
where hi~ mont.")' goes should take
a torch to thu; n~ paper and tar
and leathu•· 11~ editors. Actuallv . • ance the taH are a bunch of
immor.tl masochtat. that would
not ~n.u a purpose The bc~t tlung
anyont.' t·an do '"ould be not to
laugh at nil Ill any thing tn ht>re..
\\all.. u~l tu onu olthL• t'dllor:--loo.l..
them In the• t!\\' und ~', ~a don 1
~ .
~e tht humu1 ht•rt• 'cHI rtl "' ut1h·
lcs ' f1l.lt "uuld thi'O\\ thl'rtl lor a
loop, ht•ltt'\ t• _\ ou rttt•
'fh~ S \. \II BmanJ
t.c·"i~ ,\: c /.,rl.: c 'ultt·sr.
tu tilt' I· ch1t11
llt•l'l' :-. lttkt• lim' 11\.lll\' ltt·~~un
\dmlnl"'' ullun a•llittals tlut'-' II tnkt•
1u phi\ m tlw J~tll'k~ Gl\t' up11 1\\11
( )nc• ,;, th'h•ntl ham,.dt hi tlw puh·
Ill' ancl utlf' In drill tor ml
\\ lJlr1-.r \ft •uri.tlr
\\blltlll~ tlr·~llt'ntlrh w 1~•kt·
t'hn~t·
1 \11\'\\ lwn• ( ~ \ lu lht• t.d1lur:
.\:;. poart nlrhc nnwunf(' one •• , n lu
bring bell~r quality rood to the
l.t'!\o\i"' and c lat k Cullt•l(•' (;urnpu
\>\.r. are ph:alW•d 10 aruaount ·c the
con\l'!':'tlon of 1tw \lonor Huu!OA•
into a htgh gr.tdt• h11(h·pnocd
fn·nr h l"l~tuurnnl t'illll'<l C"lwz.
odt•ll or c:oun;~• , th•• 1"1"'' mhtt• du
IO.ll!itlll will ~ trOUI {;fad IO iJ!• Ol
;t;~'n.ict•
.~UN-\ food Corp
"IRIUng an 1'\uful vJt of \tonr.y
Pmm:Jint• Ptmwnmg, ,\flti.VU/n
fo the Editor:
8ec:du~ limt>~ are tough, ~tnd the
c nll•·hc nt!edl\ money. \\t! re going
tu tum the d01 ms into nuclear
w~stu dumps But don 1 "orry. it
won't t•han~e unythinl( .
The Rt>.stdtmt:e HdtltJ Office
To the fi.dJior:
A." f'O\l"M'tor of,\lah4mu lS )~Drs
ago. l lool«.od the otht·r ''ilY \\hen
polir:e tumt•d fire hoM!s on bluet.
civil-rights ma~h~~rs.. I tool. a hard·
hne.you can believe me: ~tM.I run
for 1(0\emor an 1932 and I o"t' m~
ollie~ 10 lllOlny hlac.k voters Makes
me chuckle to thint. ahout 11
Gr•r,rsc ~\"all11cr.
C.han8'"8 Pt~lltrral Sht'!et
,\lontgnm~" '• .;<\/ab:JmJJ
To the Editor:
Did you lo..nO\>\.' that il you m4d
every third word m Time Mag.Wnc
backward& vou can see Satanic ' ~ges and edllorio.J~ uitict7.1ng
Ronald Reagan? Thl happens
eve~ · weelo.
~\111/i•m Brovle.~ Jr. • £diwr in Chit<J
Newswee" ;\IJJg;IZ.IM
To the Editor:
Just thought I'd write a little ditty
and share aome ot m" fi·woritc •
f't'CI~ for trout wtth you There
are many thing-s the a\'C~ c~r
can do with trout \ ersatlle little
creatures. the'\ '~ •
No\'\, the firat thmg .)OU want to
do b make sure \o'OU ha\'e a ntce. -~h trout. Don t try to siJmp
u~tng perch or carp II ~ trout you
want. Taa.e the truut b\ the tall and -~!Ction it inlo pte<.es by \:woatang 11
repe.-&tedJ.y ovvr a countel'lop It
(aJ}.. apart ed!illy "law, take Nl(lhe
trout put 11 in a blender or a Cut sa·
nan. and puree. Pour Into a glass
and tmla: You ha~o-1• o nloo trout·
... halo;•• Makes a cool rturst·
quencht•r . O•~ lor you "ho hlw a
nip onn~ in o "'h.ilc. add a louch of
brand\ -
In t:aM! of un lmmmcnt nudfl.V'
attack.. hen.• ill m} rc1pe for One­
Minute Fallout Troul .. Tilke a
'' holtc• u·oul I dun t bother 5«11on·
mg.~ uu "on 1 ha\'C umc.•l, suck at m
a t);ln \\llh a tour.h ol butter, h8htly
hf'tcl\\ll on both ide. and sen-e "'1th
a ,;mage Chllrdunn4} Makes a
~n·nt lasl me.al
That', <ttl there '" 10 at ::UmJ)h•.
nu" 1~·ta
JllfUI Ch1/d
Hrau 111 til~ c 11 ,., Nm, \ vr*
To th~ E•lihw
\II l't!o(ht I m ttw edtto1· ul tlw
l'wtlc'f'l' Lll)l., and I dt111 1 thmti; lht!O
1' IUilll\ :U nil
s,.,.,, .... dr• ht r.,•ux
Pwtlf r•r l.ns E.clllcii'IIH 111fif. stHIII
n-.unxt
I I-:J1.EIC:-> I'OUc::\ .'W·nci 11 111 II"'
f1kr 11, nr II pnnr 11 I ut: dmt 1.
tnn \'UtJr li\UI nt~n. lliiiH'I' nurl
doni botlu•'' u.... \llmml lu &1\! I
Page 5 Depressin,.. I. . . 1 d. B b Trout e Ittsm IS n tan ummer anner
Juhnm Cntln' ,.,
Ul tl"wt Noml< lAlfi
f..d :-huugrw '".'. drummor 101 ttw
J'mm!ltt ,')htJI\ ~ i).lnd :'."lirf lO Jo.'ln
B:!f':r wiwn ht~ lir:;t met lwr that
~tcmf'\ 1!'. iatlwr: stock holdtn,;'
an• mothl'r nnd m"h tlO\\ I!' h..,l'
mon\ :l.tl\ th 'St' thn'(' togctht'J" ",,h· f'1.1t>lt'nl pn•ppu• and anfinllt•
:~mount:, ot drug~ and yuu ha\\' a
chquc
lndrnn Uummer ~ pcrhap... tht•
mo t dt•pn•. stng band on c.tntpu-.
an• well knrl'\'I.TIIor theanmpt•nm~ ·
hh• r.hqut• a:s well a" th1•i• '' hitc·
bnu.d h.1m1nll\ , and their \'iht •
"'J'ICtotn• of 0\'l'r ''' prote:-1 ~ngs
\nd not one ol em Je.,,lhan ten
, ~~:irs old, proclaim~"> Indian
• • llummt.•r mt•mb1~r Bob 'Arlo
AIIWf'4\ttuw Indian Bummer ·,
n\IJtur mllut•nc ·~ ior ... ubstanc:t• and
t'\Oh'llll'nl Clltne fn:tm old lln>d
hiJlfllt'
Aa)'ng tht• mu.;ar: Arlo Guthrit>
wnuldn 1 touch bummL·r member ,
Rat Bu. s contrnds. ts the m1 -.~on
ot the group Ba:.icalh he S<tid
'' • hke to bnnl( t.'\ •I)--bod\ down
tl s onl..' ca ... tlcs bumiJlb ,you
knO\' 1\hhou~h tlw IJt·aulllully cr.tllc>d
n•ndlltons nl utht•• p•>oplc• 1\ ... unN:­
m.tlo.t• up 11 lnt u( lmhan D\1mnwr 's
~~ tlwsc• .trll I wnh' tiWII' IJ\\,l
MJn;t' n~ \\t•lt
Their major influen­
ce come from old,
tired hippie .
\\I' .1n• \\'f'\ M'n~ll\'\' IO the • prohl..:m' tmmcdtatcl around u:o.
.. a•d Judv Moonchad ., IO~(.'n • woman in tht• band. Th11> become'
clt•ar in thl• bt.•autitul worth of R.ll
no ..... C\'0( 411\.1' '>00~ ol In depend
enct• .1nd tht· ctue:.uonmg of
authorit\: \\ ln
/111· mui'Trms de•" dmr'
. '<Urt~<ltllll'
n'flt·t'h m) my IJ \H\ .
Hff:hl nt'\1 tn tht• C•r.ttejullkad • "''<;J,,.r
I will/a\' mv lx>e/1 dmm
~\ tth nnl• inothc•r t:.lrth and
m1·
t..U.,, fund In ,t:cl me• b1•. \\ h1·? n1i group ol I}('Oplt• MU Spt•ciaJ
\t-a dlqut! tlwn.• ts tht• m•unl •·wlu·
""''nt'!'>' .ulti ''I' don 1•\\ant \ ou
"' ndrome tl\l'ough whar.h tlw
do.,tme.,, as demon,tr all'd
' mom•y IS thl' guldt• to h.tppllwsfi '
Moonchick SOJ\~ . • b«:cmiM' ,,,thuut -thl! d~" I <'ouldn 1 t'tund ttw oth·
crs ,\llwcathcr ~1ad thnt ht• an
tut-n, lct•h .m anr.n•dlblu low ot
mom':.v. and \t!l)' lud.\ to hll\l! u lot
of 11 to :-pt!nd \\lthout l\a\1ng
t•amt•d it. than~ ., to ll.ldd) and
Oo\\ Chcmacal • nw tcnacit\ required to play tlu•
psucdo-h1pp1" rolt· In the'i• new·
''a'e dll.) ·~o ol tht• I::Jghlle., ... tr:.un ...
tho:.c wonderful frit•nd., but tho)
10\ <1nobl) rome boc\.. to cuch otlwr
to ll\;e lo'e and ~ one
sometime .. I tUSI rct•l hl.t• listen·
ang to the na .. h Sit\~ Rill lkJ:. ...
but I smolo.t• :.ome hush and nod
out lor a \.\ hile .1nd b\ the tlnw I • walo.e up the mood hat. passed '
~It> relalionshap '-'il' l'quall!d
\\1th that ot maljturbauon ~top
pmg even for a -.hort ttmu tl> pain
tul Rat Bot..' sunu up thf., fechnl(
(or all when he said Indian
Bummer·~ JUst an eJdensfon or me
and 1 lo'"e me lots··
Students play trendy Skunk Rock
t'&\ ,. Lvnn \t~
• • 01 ltv! "'111'1\k Lq:
~m.-call 11 "ska M>me call it
• punt.. bul mo!il call it Skun\.: • Roc\.. and 11 ~ ~pn•.;td over Por-
tlllnd h\.t.• a lin•• ml~t 10 both 1 he>
tO\\TI rughtdub:. It's trundy. u'
happcntfl& 11 dm-e:, people to
p:unt a \'\-hilt! '"P'' on fhetr b.Jcks
\"tith local bands li~ n1e Conti·
dcnttals Theatrc of Sheep and
Indian Summer sctttng mort>
n~ntllou than the;) dcs.el'c not
much pn• has been thrown the
thr lrun~lc1"5 \'l.tl)• and tht.') no
Stin'-ing mad.
lJC ha It own f>l.u n).: group ot
thn.:c women and om! man. lour
om••llml' Mudcntr. , sometime
musactans '' ho <.211 thEmLSel\t'"
l.ost Her l2.oc.l ThP. ll4nd play::. S..tt
urd l.) tn !>Utmm lor ll!i lil"5t U: g!~
Fondly p•c:king at a~ grilk't.l
chttt!SC sand\,ht( h lll the Tratl
RtX>m. mut:h to tht' d1~st ot other
band nll'ntbcn> and thosca around
lwr, lt•ad guttanNt Tun: Hun) -.nid
tht:o band ts u>.c1tt~d lo pin.) on
campu~t.
\\1• re roally t•\r:ttt•d 10 play on
c!:tmpu Uual) wttl \\c t'f.'.all\
ar1!
lllhPr hand rnt•mbrn mur
muted ;,ppf'U\'31
Bn 1 1 Mutlv \ ulgans ~1d thP.
band :;lan<~d about :.ax months a~o
wtwn ,~;lw and dn1mnwr l.mda
1~ h wt!n• harin~ tht:! same IXJ_\ l'nt!nd f"arlt:\ Gudtnbt!hd '' ho is -the lounh mcmbet ol the band
IJndo and I used to ... cream at
~t.h othel' about who wa .. ~olnl( tu
\\'ln O\.t!t f"<trluy. and wt• found wt.
would ~mehmeos hnrmontl.(' t'Cal
''"ell t•.,pcr"tllll\ wlwn It t:am~ to
\.\t.:Ckend nghtc; \\'t: c.ll'Ctdf•d r:arft?\
\'l.'asn 1 wnnh ti,;hllnt, m t!f', • .md
that "'' d tunn a hand to relca..e
pent·up agru.,~tonto .' \'ulgan!' 5a1d
\\t• rc both \.'\llltc. uppc1 da.,~ .
hJx.r.stcd femal • MJ \\~had ;~Jot Ol
tht•m 5111d Ftc h. intcmtphn~ It
beats \'altum lor t>.SCafl':.'
Fl~ h sa1d Gudmbt.•hd was o.J..t..>d
to 1010 a... a dtrcct n~uh of the
dt'JCI 1011
\\ e w3ntt•d Farh.'\ wuh Ul§ . .
bocau~-. trust ''3) ,,,. l'OUid hoth
l>hare him and kt•••p an t')'C on h1m
He help us out, thl! btg hunS... Ht•li
our h;u·S..·door ~UIU d IJJ.d·Up
\tK<th~>t and tambounnt.• nt.~n l ht•
\'lo'Omcn lm I' htm ~lw Slltd
Guchnbt•hd said llw thrt•f' ol
tht•m "<'nl n·lw.ar "'"'-on hJ\\ t•r
C<unpu r:~ JlW.}I"" "' fm, ot our tM n
tun~>· wlwn Hurn ... trnll\'d o\ ar
can·vmg an aruu ur. guuar ond li ·
tcnt!d to tht• tim·~ pl..t\
"I told them thl'\' "'''"' .. , ... tuland ~
tht') nt..oedt.>d a guttar. 5ald llun~
It \\a!> tUM lik~· an th•• mo\1e!t,
aaid He.'h Slw had •·~•H th ''holt -",. ".1ntt•d
f-lc."h blltd tlw thn•t• ulft·rt•d to
buy th•• S'lllar hum llttn) · 101
nnH'h mru•· th.1ntt \\1lli \\OI th but
Hurry 111 11>h'd th.:u \\ ht'f'l' the ~lu·
• • • • tar went :.he (oliOVIcd So the band
became a four:,ome
It wa:. a"' kwar'd at first but we
someho" managed to lit together
sn•d C.udinhehd who -..ud most of
ht::. tn:ipn-ation comes from tlw
~lc oolief thAU life 1 .. liken jig sa"
pua.le. and '"'"-e re IU!<I plt.'CO"> bt•ang
knocked ofT the table
\ ulg<1ri1> -.aid thtt namP. Lot-I Htw
l.tod :.ymbohtc~ "the depn!s,ion.
the futilit\ the doldntm . da\ an
cb\'-out mcrvda\ drnh. do" nt•r hfl• . . -
of people" ho ''ear allig.llor ~htrt!'.
HUn) agreed 'The alligator is o
reflt."CIIOn Of 0Ur..4•h es \ OU \..nO\ 'I.,
~
and il '"' e wear alhgaton> un our
chc.••ts \\C probabl) ha\c nothing
underneath to sho" lor it
Ow alligatol ' is :>uburtua ," s.11d
f le!.h Lo:.t Her ILod I~> whut
happens '"'hen } ou hruak '"''""""Y
from the conlonnt:.t liff-'~1\ It• ''c n·
forced to li\c '"'"11hc from cradle• to
gra\C
,\C'Iuallv 'atd Vulgari:. "It
doc.Nl t mean an\"lhmg llkt.• thut.
\\ h~t happened" a~o one da) t "'a~>
telhng l..inda about f.u .... r litJn:t.nrt .
that film w11h Olhia Nt.-wton-John
.lnd 'h~ though! I ..uad Lost H(•r
l1.od We thought It d lx> d lo(ood
namt' lor a bi.tnd
I thought :.ht· -..Jid ·.ht· d lost tlw
alligator shtrt I d lent ht'r ... dnut·
ll•d Flc:.h I iu~>l ahou t lm.tl.t•d
until sh1• :.t•t nw ·'''"ught
\'ulgarito ~id :,kunl.; Rock t:s a
c·omhtnattou ol ~~ \' hu h 15 an oll­
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When !>prlng unlock11 tt
winter on high mount
lifo unfolds anew \'\lith th
each nc'"' dawn
fint. dewv. moJ1
er sparkling water, wui
ll(l,~l!' ll\.e to all ~·auulul
thir. planet
All of which h.J~> noll
·th lha" sloT:\ I hir; !4lor •
·.1rnl• ermined compt•tition,
'tctory, the gJo~lling o
"''"'u the shocking dt11pl
hflK>n ~mnn11hip In derc.11 •
, . .,""'da) wa~> the 11mc Th1
r•s""tmm an~ pool fillt!d "
wn~ the place
Rm mgt ~ot JUSI an.>-mt:e
Thl!f wat. tht• annual U
'lnrk Trout Racing C.ompj
np etas~ yearling
06feMo Dept
Indian Bummer members shown In usual d~reulng pote. l ummonly known as t
Dt>rbv. the race is t:unble
twst tn th<' Northwt'Nt \
10\.tlr.. from all mer· 1~
tc·o,m•,ng to :spend u day at
drinktng bi"Cr and lwttt nj
f.l,orite trout
"I \.\ouldn 1 h.aH! nus
..... the filet o Fish I l"ould hm"'eo.er C'ntcn. an entirely dtffel'
ent and more progre:.s1ve realm
It moH'S bevond what we knm'
ilOd bad. to \'\ Ml \Vl! \.C rorsouen
satd \ ulgans I d liken it to Scot
tt:.h Big Band folio. dnncmg
1 thmk tt:. more count')
'"~'tern p~>) chadelic jitterbug
~tel Hc~h
Sound" like djR(;o to me said
m.1n"\ but I tOtncd the b.1nd late
I IUt~t look like a mtllion buck.'
~ld Gudlngehd
lhc tour ar!(Ued about their
.-.ound and an th<• process had
:some good vocal arTangemonts.
unul \ ulganl'> r.nlll•d ror quiet
Shut up, .,ha s~ud Let "' ju:.t
-.a\ \iOU t:<ln dance to 11
Ac·cortitng to \ ulg.Jrib SJ..unk ''
"happ\ mu!'.tt that 1~o popular tn
Ponland b('t au:-.c "mo't e\ crvonc • b hon•d, and th1s -.orneth.ing OL'"'-'
1 hnugh 'he '>IN•"e' 5\..unk lb not a
rad and pcopJl! \\ ho p.1S' il Oft '-'llh
ii:II~I:J
ii:l•l!ii
ASK ABOUT
OUR CUSTOM· that atr had bcncr· wakt• up a unl~cr Tadpole of On
smell the future on.v .. o ..aid he !ll'-C up
"It 11mb she said IJ'Ultnb with his son to
Fie h ~id the band \VQ<; tnflu iJ"'ace.
enced b) much of the high
patchl'd go-go mu11u of the 1960'
Our mom spark comes from tht·
Chtpmunk.... sht• said l:.'tpeclaU.)
Simon .md Tht.'Odoro 1\J\ln wb own
JU!II a prop. and Oa't.' \1\0~ more~---------.....:
groupte thnn a band member Glppy WUson
·\\/hen Chtpmunl. Punk cafl)l or lho Alom.lc; t.of(
out wl' wen• cnashed. srud Vulgn•
rie. wo rt• purfNl!'> 1 hat ulbum wn H . 1 I' 1 d
II I l h ere s u .snot v 1ft e 1 ..e ou ras ·
Lost Her l:rod dO<•"n 1 knO\\ hO\' 11hut hos _been called th
thl". Ill~ n•cei,('d Sntu~dov Vullrou tfi • .,hmg, bvtheAtor
• "d 1 l c II ,·e 1 wn angler tn resrdenc• gan., :'ml mos cr. s n A 1 f h
h~w dor.e., ol JnC'kson Browne o 1 °1 0 1
1 ese
1PC(
• \\'OYS l""..tng o get rm 'it they"' fC'ellng nnught'\1 \C DC 'JO ...,
\>\1lllle\-cr we do St..unk and the Htn I ~o wnterllke mobyb~
Skunk.-.tcrs will 'Uf'\1\C 'he -..Jid bem ngway wae,, ut
II II I I out geuang trout an It proba, n~i at t·a~t ar. ongru-1 ~ 1 d
the st~ak df while pamt holdl'> up "'~ ten a :' trout Cl
in the waz.h. m6 gu.) emangway c
Trout
• mgle trout but ht· wr
_.._rettv about it an\1\.\B\ • 1g trout and I ve ca
mn things too and In
ng about that U .)"OU d
hil\e caught some lf<I
e hell "''ith vou and m
to pararhutc n
e North Pole 1 he tro
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Page 1 Atomic Log, June 1, 1983 mlc Log, Ju Trout racin,..... offers colle,.....eJ s sole excitement
Mnyer Mc<:hvcse
or tlw '"''"'C! t~
Wlwn spring unlod~111he lc~ gnp
nl winwr on high mnunt.tln h1J..es.
It• unfolds anc'\-\ with lht> tunllght
eac.h 1ww dnwn brt•nklng
ugh fim• dt'\\)', momtng ml!!l
t'l 'ip.tridlng wutur walt'r "hlrh
·t·~ ll\c to aJI bcauhhJI c:n~tUn !s
tht11 pla1wt
J\ll of'"' hie h lldll not hang to do
·""'"'llu.clrrh thi" !ltorv ·nw. 'Ito" '" obour
rem1intod cornpt•lilicm thu thrill
'trtory, thtl glontmg of triumph .
r d tht• o;hockinK dt~play ol poor
~ponsmonHhip m dl'luat 1lut. pabl
ndav w<u• tht• limo Tlw outdonr -:.wimmang pool. l'illt•d with In• h
hv.•ter \'\0:1 the pluct•. ·r ht• c'\nnt.
1\ru:.angl ~ot JUst an) ntrl:, ho"t'\<"'r
'T hit< wn:-. thu .mnual lL'WI'-.mcJ
c lark fruut Raring C omptllatlon lor
top c:.l<~~ .. vc·arling !tout
c ommonh ktlO\\ n a~ the 1 rout
Pt•rbv. thl! r.!c:c 1-. 1 ont~ldt!rt•d the
Juw!lt in th1• North\'1.-t'tll. w1th trout
loH•r. lrom ..1ll m t'l the '''fPOn
rom~ng to !tpend a du) at th~>t<tc c:s.
dnnklng bt't~r .md bcllang on tlwtr
"'"'·oriw rruur
"I \\OUidn 1 h<.~\C mis~d this lor
d ,allthu Fllt•t 0 J-"ish I t·ould Pal,' &md
up an Bunkc•r Tadpole of On•gon City
vho satd he gnw up \\I!CkL•nd
. 1 ntchh with his ~n to makt• the
tal> 101 u cu The fuvorit£> go1ng Into thf' rae u
wa!t hark :1 Oolight, •I Sandy RJvo1
brud trout who i8 .s dlrl'CI pown uf
Shurk Brut. tht• winnlng•~st 11 out In
racmg htblory who mN an
unllmely death hl•lly up on Uti
hibuchi J fuw month• ..go Shark's
Oollfh• wa:r; 6\Cn monnv h0\1n~t
won the crowd ·~ ravorwlrh his long
length and mt:~t\ build
"If he wasn 1 ... uch gnod trout
mr.ing he d bt• grrat trout eating."
t>ald f<~dpolt.J
Almost predic·tably, Sharlo.: ll
0Phght took an early h·ad in tht•
60 lap rnce but he had som" he<~dy
compciiUon In tht• lanc!S next to
rum
"I wouldn't have
missed this for all the
Filet 01Fish I could
eat."
~harl. s Delight led throughout
the fiNI 35 Jnp-., but th.ll \.\US ttw
t1me for the long.'\hot , \lal.c Mmt•
r· i!rt, 10 slllrt rh.lllon,'lng lor t)w
lt>ad. Mnkc Mine fih•r is a dtn•(:t
spawn of the top-das -. trout ,\tak •
Room for Dodd). "hn had a tch"\1·
ston .. how named 01fte1' htm
\take Room lor Oadd.) \\•15 u
tr"'UI ol a different color," s•m.l LC Politic ill '\ch•ncl' Prolc'l~r Jack
C r.tmpton . an ll\lld trou tr uc lng tan
"I ~w him roct• on the Bertud1•"
c:.1111Jllll'l had. en th1• humble HJ60 1'1
ll1• wa11 r routtsm deflni•d
Truutism . Troutil'm You cnn win
lht• trout r.u e but vou're still ., • trout'
Onn• ,\fakt• \hne FritH m.Jdc his
bul, tht• rod "as c .s:sr Shari('
Ut•llght tH!\t'r hdd a chance•
dltt•rwurd . mnke Mine Fa let won by
mon• th>m fh c• h>ngths. paying
S 1 I 80 to \\1n. ·r hroughout the• r<JCI'
Cmmpton who hold u lot or mon••y
ndin(( on tlw da~ fi&h WUti hl'ard
.tllO\ ,. llw ro.Jr nl lht• crtM d urgmg
lht• aquaur. athlete on
"I otllh•rl Past••r• ' yelled
Crompton
'I m u•all) h<~pp ~;· ~lid <M ncr
Ron furtlol I bought Make ~lme
I ilnt for 1 1 !J n pound .lnd 11 'bcc•n
tht• bt>~lln\UMtmnnt I u· e\ Pr l'ruldl•
II wa' 1 urbot " lirsr Tmut Dcrh~ • \lC(OI'" lfl .. b. \l'BI".S, hit> Ja~t Win
~ ~
t ornlng lmm tht• famr"d rruut r.tr"(:f'
<:••lilft' fl!!h who nO\\' "oWimo;
ctul<•tly an tht• honw .tquunurn ol<~n
unnarm•ct l..a' \ cgas nightclub
r~tnl_(t'r .
I urhot ''a:- ~111 t~milt• a:-\lakt•
Mmt• falf'l z;wam tlo th•• wmrwr
cu'\:h• and wa-. pre .. ented \\llh a
boutJUcl of wonns around has
ht•od t.urlaer, judg1!S had
5Us(X'Cit'd omt•than • fishy about
thu race ai1Pr :,nan. s Dehght ownnr· S1mun Guppy hud .u.;t•uo;cd
Mnlu• Mlm• 111t•t CJI culling on hi~
Oflpon••nt , but rlw r.luirn \\ur.
dl cpwllrif!d ahnr lhf• iudg••e~
d(>(•tcled C.upfJY wu& unly ttytng lo
ball t)wm
Third pint c• "Pnl to u noth•'r
ln«"<ll trout Hud.: f m who had
MJntt• tmubl1• .11 the• &tun hut
--
' m:anugcd to awtm 11 rntlJ)f:C r.tblr.
mer.
' I m IUJIII in ,...wang for llu•
llallbut. .s<ud ., urnot, lf)ing lo
make a f£-ehfl' rol.l' 1\l da,)"& end,
.\f•dw Mhu: PUt•t ""'1tm happtly
around tht.: pool ~\-hilt• fo1n lmoo
up 10 front ofharbequc.l•Wllh papPI'
plates ror a hug .. c:ornnrunal fi h
trv. •
ModSQvBd
Fans tumed out In throngs for lh~ annual LC Trout Derby. Som~ got
more exclted than othera. e high
"'C 1960 ~
lrom
peel all)
Jvin \'1.1:1~ ow not to lose a trout in the river of stupidit y
s more a!~-------------
nber ppy Wllaon
fl.k came40f tho Atcwnlc 1 Of!
Jd Vulga
bum wa"'
nowhO\\
~dnv Vul ' . Heres n snotr v lirrlc dtatnbc on
vhot has been called «he · nrl of
outfishmg, bv the Atom1c Logs
wn nnglcr 111 rf'Nidt•nc(•
A lot of tho~oe people are
\( OC lways trytng 10 get trout Now I
j. and thu 1n 1 no wnter like mnybcthl 'l gu,• listen to
I "d Hemifl8'VtlV WQI; but r lflO\\' s le ~a .
1 bout getttng trout and I haH!
•hs lodnga~ otten n fC\'1. trout I don't think o ... up h is gu}' HcmanS\vav C\ er got a
•
•
00
00 mgle trout but he \.VTOte \ ery
-·Lrcuv about 11 an,'\vnv . I \'t' ... een . . -•g trout and I,.~ caught the
"'" thmgs. too, and I m nor kid·
g about that If you don tthmJ..
havp caught somf! trout well
e hell w11h you and may you be
Cl'd to paraC'hute naJ..t~d into
e North Pok rhu trout hae>n't lived that I couldn 1 catch and if
he did well. I d get ham anvway
Well, mo:;t of tho11c dtrt head~
up nround here thmk thnl trout
nre ~luptd moron:. and allthcv ve
to do I~> hurl a wonn 1n thcr e and
whatko they ve got a trout Lut
me tell you tho~te dirt heads
have got another thang coming to
them. bacau~oe that ~imply ain't
the damn scenano here sf vou
~
can catc.h my dril1 a:. it <;omes 10
at you O~n) ? ~o shut up and let
me get on with fl Good I thought
I d ~cen e\ ~rything but that \' <l!'i
before I loo'-ed at vou Okay"'
'JO\'\ JUM ~hut up ~o getting
trout ~~ not ju~t 010gmg a hmp
\\Onn in the water as tf 11 was
some exouc delicac) and then
'lilting on a roc'-and having a h'"
b(>ers and f}icl..ins your nost• <.~nd
throwing rock:. 10 the water, too
Tht: guy:. that fbh trout that "' av
The American Defense Industry
1983 Atomic Log, June 1, 1983 ..lrt: the ~ame gu .v~ that drive
around In Winmebago ~> and art~
<.~lwav' tt~lling their fnends thnl
thev re going c: ,tmpmg . when aU
the) do 111 drive around m their
damn \1\ IOniebogo:; -and well.
those gu\·~ (..an just leave nght
nm' becau:w I m not the kind of a
gu v that IO\ es a \\ 10mebago any·
wh<>re \'\tnntebago:. :.ucJ,;,
mo-.11) and I 'c known it for a
long time and trout hate the
damn things. Be:.rdes , ho"'
would you lilo.c 11 it some guy
wt•aring a New Yorio. \'ankee:. hat
was 31\'l.a)'' corrung up and
thrO\,ing a limp worm 10 yous·
face and then jumping tn <1 \\10-
nic•bago ? Well. JUbl the ht•ll w11h
that and the ht•ll wtth L"\ e""lhlng ~
so we \'1.-<lf\t It u tabhshcd that
trout are sm..trt and tht!v don I fall
lor""" of thh t.old "' orm busine "'
1\ c known smart trout I knew 3
trout once who had :.omu thintt~ to
SU', ilbOUt thl~t theOI) about relutl\
"' .tnd tht:; dudo .. F..ctln~>lt"Cn and
dnmn ilthat trout dsdn I tn to ps\
choanalvLt' me and he told Olt! th~t
It wa~. oil on <.~cc·ount ol my mother
,md so I \.\ h.1cl..ed htm a good uno
nght on thu !>ml.lckt:ruo t~nd <~Iter
that hu wns " pretty ~•lent trout
Other trout haw 'tuclied ,.ur,h
things a!' :tlgebrn and geomell) '
and on<'e ll.nl'\' OJ trout ""ho could
th a 8·5'2 0\-..~r the ~vier limon bur
that's cJ-.,;.Ufit.od m:ucnal and l
waton't suppo~d to talk about that,
:;o hut up and you nt-.,.cr heard
..1nv ol it -
Jlle key to good trout gctung.
.md nO\~ th11< i:> down to the njlfy
gntt\ here. h di~ui.-,a, and th.1t
dD4'"" 1 mean thllt vou ha\'e to -dn•ss up like Rodnuy Onngertield
or 'iOmf'b<.ld} and start thrashrng
around m the \1\0od~ and swinging
on ,1nes It nlt>O dat!sn t mean that
) OU \ \J 1(01 IO bt• like l:.Ut)ll <Jibbull'>
was and NO around ooting pint>
trt!US und <.~II that othur kind ot
bunt.. II doesn't mt•an that On the
othc·e· hand \OU don I want to • drt• ~ up llkt• a damn beachboll
t•tth•·r 11w hell with all tht>se
buar.hball types of g\1)., \\ ho are all
th•• rinw uounctng around rn tht•
\HJods "The hull \\11h tht•m and
d<1mn tlwm too ,\nd tht• hell \'1.-llh
tlu~ btrd Ht•mlng\\·1~ '"ho thought
all \uU h.1d to do \\01 dnnk a lot of • whiskey .md smoke cag<lrette .. <.~nd
maybe do ~rru· bo'tlng in the attar
noons Thts guy Hcmmgway he
couldn 1 even write a damn sont·
cncc, for C.od '~ "':lke. and h~ · hu
w<ts alwa~ lellmg the big ont!sgo I
n~t:r ter btg trout go f don 1 'iCrt.•w
around \.vilh b1g trout If vou IP.t a
big trout go. well, htl s gomg to
spend thu re">l of h1s life Llughing <~t
_vou The hell ""'1th btg trout. I don 1
\\nle. I don 1 bo' If I cat('h a btg
trout I brtlOlcl him a good on • ~o
trout ewr laughed at me, I want to
tell \OU •
If I catch a big trout I
smack him a good one.
So ""hal l'm ~)lOg •~ that )OU
"'ant to df\:.,s tn u \'a' wlwl'l' vou --blend an and \ ou are hkt· c.lmo-
llugl'd ma\bt~ Knnc:k all tht• beach·
ball busint!ss ;md \'OU II do oka\' • and I'm wlling}ou that \\'hat \ou
\\ant to u~'' b tllt's und 11 you cun 1
ca~t a lly .1nd ~vou re kind ol u klut~
lilu• ~o many ol tht".Se dsn ht'<lds up
hero an•, .) ou might usc n
:.pinncr-bu t rlw ht•ll w1th th1
"''"m bu ,tnt• s 8o , l \\Uoh nil
tht~· d1n ·hc~d!> would Jump into
th,~ar \\ anmebago.; and dn\o down
to t..os An~t·h• The.) low \\"innu!·
\>ago~ dm'n thc•re \\'ell-the hell
\\ ith II, 010\Wil\ • . ~
fhi~> 1s "' ht!re "'' gt•l to the art· ol
trout ii,hmg and that 1s tlimply the
C".s'>t or what btn1 like Hcmmgw<~~
..1nd fed Wilham \'l.ould ntll tht.•
pn""-.enrattun 'l tsnd tht• rctn'I\"C
TIHll '" tht• an 11 you \,;ant to get
trout, and 11 '' mel)thing NU\\,
ronu•mbt•r noh()(h OURht to MO
thundt•l'inl<( .u'Ound trout w3tcr like
rho\ \'1.-t'n! ;~ d:lmn bullalo \ ou ha\t'
to b•· qulct nnd) ou haw to ~ncak
nround" u little I ln~' .1 gu} onco
\\ho us.~ to r.n'"'' up and dO\\ll
tream b.:snl.: and ,~st on h1" 'tom·
'"hand ont;t' hu h1d in:s hulltl\\ log
Jnr abOut two"'~" to t~cl Dl somt•
pn·tt mPan ll"l'"IUI "ho \\'-li"C hl)h•d
up on tlw ~lmonbetT\ Ri\ocr Inc
tdt•:t \\,.S that the trut would thant.
rht dud~ \\':IIi a tn.~· nml :sll nnd
the\ \\ ouldn 1 be un lht• look out
\\t•il onw uthf!r' bard!> ~nme and took this terl.awaysom~here , bur
I m telling you he got a lot of trout
anyway The trout who "''re holed
up oo the Salmonbf!'rT) ' hated him
pretty bad too. and they got \'CI)'
touchy about CHH') thrng and
finallv, ont! tJtne. l had to U5C some • dynamstc to gt>t tht.' damn thu"J85.
and rm nor kidding about that lf
you think I'm IOddtng. mil) your
br:lln shnnJ.. to the su..e ol 11 sand
Oe.l.
The tAI!>t w3nl" to be 1Jgh1 and
the fh \\<JOt' to !let de like rna\ be
0 I
dO'\Hl on the "ater or ma'llbc a thi •
~
tit! on the \'1.-lnd ~0\, , vou don t -want ro ... tand around and"' hrp the
wall'r hJ.e )OU ""'~n· some h) tari·
cal dirt·hCOJd ora child "11h a ltck.
'tou makt! one soft, quiet cast at a
ume and you go with it 1 ~ ou fL~l
all of 11 hl.c :'Uu \\t!l't! th • 11) and 11 !\
a H'l')' dehc.::atc thang. tht!l part and
this btrd Hemtni(\' 1) would proh1·
bl.) sa) it \\as lilu• tul\in,g a WOm:Jil
or somethin8 and 11 probably ts n
liulc lik~ that, hut "h:JI~\Cr
h.1ppen' don I .. tat1 moamng ami
thr.il'hing .1round and 11 ~ou n•
~omg to l\4\ .. th&tt IJnd of tt'Oultle
)OU d beller rust du h to )oun;ulf
lw.fclrt.' \OU go rlshm~ Oka.' ~
hut up 110'\\
\\dl an\'\\\l\1 then \\lwrJ,;o •
)'Ull \ .. sot ont• tiLe ~sed hghten·
i~ gorn~ down tn•<.~m and gt>lllflS
in the aar und Mh.~r hkt! plutontum
or wntethnlg and that n trout
\ ou hn'-e lo think hkc ,you were a
rruut 1 knO\'\ that'~> tt•nibh hard to • do tlw damn thing5 bemg so mtt•l·
li~<'nt and all but )~U ha\'c to do 11
4\fll'\\\1\' • •
SO.. thank h~ a trout, noak
around and be qwer don 1 pack
) ou1· nose and rub 11 on your wan
g~t the hatch and use a ll.) that
looks lik ""h.lt ~ hah·hang Jfblad
gnat -urc1 hiltt:h1ng and biting ~ou
all to ht'll and gonl•-don 1 U5C a
gl.mt. bul~ humbM>t.>e, for Gods
:s.,ke use a black gn<At! What tht•
fllOllfef' With \OU, 31\\'\\'3\ N \\1'\\ "' -. .. doni .)OU all IUM go dm\ll to l..o~
ngcles. ttl'! I ~~u I lt\lnlo: I m gou'8
to belt the next damn beJ.achball I
sec.
'lllll nuun thu\8 i -dun t br a
jeri.;! \\ •U the hell mlh all Of 11
\ ou <c all bL---en lo'"h \ ou \'C all
bt."'Cn llhsolutc jC\wl and I m ''l'l"\
pleased \\I'll. rtw hell \\1th CWf)
thu~ C'.od I nccrla dnnl.lmf{mlt.•
Page 7 Fear and Loafin,.. at Lewis and Clark Colle~e
linn~ "' I omtnm nr lhc-\lnntk' I
11 '' sum"'' lu~n• around thr.
adnu ton ottlc u "lwn thL dru.,!ls
~an 10 lake llwu t"'ll toll on m\
\\t'3r\ ooch \\ hlt~h had l)('('n tht•
'" 11~1 of mun' than ~ h hmn'!i \\1lh
out lc'('p or nounshmcnt uth1'1'
than pm oohufas "'"' \\'llh grapc­
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the hmll\'\ll\ humpang mto doonio
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111\'!if.'lf on f'(lmcono s carpt•t ~1)
t mm was f'l'll an~ two hundred
milt's n hour anti I Jell ltJ.;t• .. hoot
tn • omcon•• \\lth n ~4 magnum
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c1uerquc In thmr bOCk I wa!i
~luc •d tu tht• h:!\'l'l of a primattH'
ammal. and "a Ianing to !!t'
un odl.) croa&un• an In,\ path
I bu~llnto the prm.:~dent offi( ••
11'-e a \\ild man long 0\1!Tdue f1lr
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are all lhr.st• ll:Jh; domg hcr-e7 I
~~~'lmt~d at tht• tnp or m~ lung..;
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&he otlicx~ di'c bombing an 1m ol
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out to~~~~ 111t hut I \\ns pn•pa"•d
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proh ""ur "hum I ksW\\ to be il
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domg nftt'l I ~mduott•d
G1 tduat~·d I cn•Jmt•d You
t!\11 cum rhu; 1 a rclug~· camp
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msul'am :n nnd thon takt• ow1 lht•
wuritJ or Gt•twr.tl Mulot 'I ht•n I II
pottiOn ,·our t'nlill ilnd put n P'''"
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hlr; It~~ ''''"' i11lur:lwd tu hi hcmd
and \\ ondt·red tl all .\1,tr1tanp;
loolu•d tht• ,.,m••
tio\\ long cun ttus go on? I
thought \\ 1tal l\\ir;h·d lah• "nuld
turn a mt~clt•l oolltlfll' :.tud• ru lu u
hit• ol j.Jlbbcnsh " \\ l,nt ••mpln\l·r ·
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all 0\ c•r 1t11 \\'lhtl '' li tim purpost• ol
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from us? Whatever you put is fine,
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much, Mnd $5 to us. You11 get them.
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The Never-a-Cross-Word Puzzle
ACROSS 46 Ronnie and
1 Bribe a cop Nancy
47 Nuclear
5 College cost cloud
10 Car date 49 Defender of
14 Cool jerk justice
15 Yiddish 51 Known
proverb homotexual
16 Communist politician
propaganda 52 American
17 Punk rock dream deluelon
18 Can't judge 53 Pre-school
a book dominatrix
20 Olivia New- 56 Bad table
ton John manners
21 Bounce a 57 Lah de-
chec~ 60 Brand of
22 Drug deal popular ripple
23 Reagan's 63 Adult motel
Intelligence 64 Cheap one-
25 Father liner
Knows Best 65 Electoral
27 Brouhaha college grad
29 Love juices 66 Your place
33 First strike or-
capability 67 We can
34 Romantic change the
poet Keats world
36 Putting on 68 Corporate
the dog monopoly
37 Black market 69 Locker room
contraband talk 39 Late night
TV movie DOWN
40 Speed freak
housewife 1 Wasted
42 Blondle and 2 Sexual
Dagwood position
43 Rocky and 3 Value of life
Bullwlnkle 4 Capitalist pig
J7 5 Vlr1uous living
6 A good-
paying job
7 Dating your
best friend's
lover
8 Dating your
best friend
9 Practical joke
10 Silly TV
show
11 Radiation
poisoning
12 Junkie's
habit
13 Nun's habit
19 Generic
department
store
21 Godleu
pagan
24 Charlton
Heston
25 Papal tiger
26 ww Ill
advocate
27 First IUC·
cessful clone
28 Trout mating
call
29 Republican
mandate
30 Defense
budget
31 VIolent Brit-
Ish band
32 Shape of
things to come 35 ldeallatlc
youth
38 Crazy
national leader
41 Paint the
town red
44 It's my party
45 National Sin
Day
48 Hair on
pal me
50 Intellectual
elite
52 The almighty
dollar
53 Let them eat -
54 Why we loat
VIetnam
55 Ungrateful
kids
56 Narcotics
abuse
58 Peace
through
strength
59 Picnics with
virgins
61 Bum me out
totally
62 Shbop
shbop doo wah
ditty
63 Trout fiend
Sally
Answers at bottom left
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