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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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[The Militant Log]
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Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
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Pioneer Log Staff
Date
1982-04-01
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A radical weekly published once In the Interest of not-so-militant students
aranoi
8\' AI 00 CELli\
S,\(1/\ food .,en•icc i~ engaged in
\~cret monitoring of 'itudcnt
con,crs.:ttion' in hclds l>aning Room
thruugh the u .. c of 'tratcgicully placed
taped-recording dc\!ice~ . the Mtlilunt
/.og hu' lc.~rncd.
"There\ mi~e~ in the milk machine:'
and bug in the g.srhotllo beam," .,aid
Conner Student Body Pre tdcnt Bob
Jonc,, who ha., hc.:cn conducting a
prhatc 10\'C:o>tig.uion into the matter
artcr a friend 'aid \he bit into
something "crunchy" in her 'ulnd early
L1~t term.
-1\nd it wa,n't r1 <.·routon,euhcr,",..ttd
Jont' who \aid he hu' \t.nt \tc:ammg
lcucr' to LC Prc\ldcnt .lame' Gardner
and the Oregon Department of Hc.tlth
~tth no immcd llt tc: 1 e'ulh,
Jonc' ~aid he wa' turning a ~low
boil" o\W the ''hollc:.,t item .,crvcd up on
• •• tht" campu' '" )Car<>.
,\ccording to .1om:\, the microphone
. ~~:r~· pluntcd last term arter campu!~
: orttctal' \\Crc int ormecl ol a 'tudc:nt plot
to gain control ol the dining room by
tnttiating a food fight from the
·organic" .. ide ot the room, T hio; would
be a dio,;cr..tonary t<~ctic thut would
allow other a llcgc;d plottel' )ca uered
1 about the hall to overpower ~AGA
'4orker and stca I lnrge quanuues of
food. whtch would be: \.Cnt to starvmg
I people tn CambodHl
The \liluunt InK. hoW\:vc:r. h<h
found no 'vtdem:c of su~,;h a plot.
Rather thl\ reporter hus uncovered a
mt opcrution on this campu\lnvolving
htgh lt\c:l college admtni~trator-.
pamnotd about ho" far '>tudenl'> will go
to demand and dtfcnd thc::n nghts.
"Thcr ..tre .. orne admtnl\lratol' who
v.ould prefer to see thi .. campus without
"udcnts. • .. a ad one .. ourcc: close to
\1anor Hou'>t' politic' -1 hat wuy they
•ouldn t lose .. Jeep worrymg whether
the 'chool wall bt thc:rt "hen the)' come
Ito work Monday mornmg "
1 lo cn,ure a con .. tant record ol
~lUb\ersi vc" ucti\'tty on campU' •• certain
a.otogy admtntstrator.. devl\ed a
\Cherne where hrddcn macrophone'
~crt placed tnsad~:; the JUtCC mnchmcs ,
underneath the: salud bar. tnstdc nupk.m
dl~p..·nscr'l. and undcrncuth selected
tablb,
After the \AGA ~hnl.:c-up lu~t term,
B\' CA ~TRO 1.. BEAN
ln'>tde ource~ clo\C to Munor Houlie
Utcn .. ion SOO ha\'c rc\ealcd lor the tirllt
llll'lt thut former l.c:\\l' and Clotrk
Pt~:)tdent .John Ho\.\urd \.\U" lorccd lO
~tgn after the hotl) debated Egg
Sculpture nppcnrcd nn t."1tmpu:., a mmc
that Cltusctl the .:.chonl's fhtltrd ol
Trustee to \\ithdmw it' :.upnort lor
'h"t j, called "an ac'it hct ic.dly
m,\gutdcd" administr.ttor .
"It's had enough ltn\\ard was c.dlcd
'Haflr'IY Juck' I or Ml long.'' -.11icl on
tnt\t~c who a~kcd nut to be nttfncd.
"8ut \\hen that c:g.g thtng Wlt\ plnppcd in
front ol Stcwurt, pc:oplc: started c:tlling
h1m 'Hnp lnck. • It got to be too much.
and "e a t.:ed hun to step down."
"He hod mnrc breal.:fn,t invttntion'
th.ln e\cr alter the "culpturc: \\It'
'""''cu," one prcstdentilll sc:creuu) tu ent ri
~~Bugs" reported in SAGA ca it • I t r
-
the Militant Lag .tcquin:d a conltdc:nltal
tntc:r-offi cc: memo wriuc:n by one
"AG,~ employee: who '" no longer
<hsoctutc:d with the: corporation
Though there is no pcctfic mc:ntton of
dining room buggms. the: mc::mo calls
for the rcmov-JI of all napkin despent.ers
and rcnovnuon of the juice machtnc:i
under the gui'c ol "co~t-cffec:ti\e
• tmprovc:mcnto;.'' The memo also sa v-
that liiUdtnt' wilt not mi~'i the n.tpkt~'
bc:cuu\4: thc:y .. arc: slobs, ,,n~'W'd)' ·• and
a .. k, whether the pcunut butter .1nd the:
bac:on bits could b~: · temporuraly
removed" wuhout 'tuc.lc:.nt' notrctng
anythtng am"~
'We hoJX b} the'>t mea-.ure' to make
SACJA dtntng more: pleasurable for all
tnvolved • the memo ay ....
Thi' and other strange circumsuJnct.·
yet uncxphunc:d present a hu1y ptcturc
ol \\hat appears to be a clear cusc of
admini,u·atiw 'tol<uion:, , Among them
the appCdrancc: outsadc F-ield.; o( a van
murlo;ed WA·I Plumbers" one dav ta:.t
winter. A .. ked recently aboui the
incident, ncv. ':)AGA Director Fr.tn
Meyer ~id . "We were having problem-.
wath our automatic dbhv.a her · \he
could not explain wh} the plumbe~ ·
v-c.1 n had an elect rontc dtsh on ih root
and enough antenna) to w.Jrm the heart
of an alten 'lpacc truvclcr
One ~AGA employee who as~ed not
be nnmcd becau~e he l'car. n:tnbuu.on
sntd he: wa~ present the: day the Hill
showed up
"I wa~ washtng tomatoes when thc'c
three gu}~ cume in carrying hc.J\)
equtpment which they took into ..1 bac~
room." the employee \Uid ... I snud:
back to take a pee~ .and the) were:
pulling out lots of wire ~nd hooking up
gadgets that looked 'tnHght out of a
.\Cience fiction mo\ ie.
"It reminded me ol "hen roadies !>et
up n ound sy~tcm for a concert, .. the:
cmplo}C:C: said. Nl rhought St\GA wn~
gntng t(l 'tart lw \'tng the: mustc in
Fields. Then they brought tape
machine fl into one ol the e)(ecutt'lo'C:
olltccs und I knew something wa'
wrong Plc:aw don't u..c nt) name 1 hey
mtght pol\on m) lood it they round
out ..
llpon further invc:..,ttgarion, thi'
reporter di~co, ·c:red a padlocked
v.ooden door at the: back ol the SAGA
rcc.allc:d. "He nevc:r under'ltood v.hy
folk \.\ould ulwny:. scm~ him egg' and
pancakes. though he: dtd cnJO\ al."
The egg \CUipture 1 gone: no\.\,
crad;c:d off it' base b\ a dedicated •
group of hungry vanduls. ( c related
article on terrori.;t truming). who hnnd
delin:rcd thc ~culpture to the former
president\ home.
"'Actuallv . Jad: wit~ 4uitc plett!>cd •
about 1 hat inctcleol," the trustee ~11d ,
··He told u~ he planned tn Clln\C:rt II (the
~culpaure) into u henhouse "
Student outcry lust }CUr o'er the
placement t)l the 'culrturc "tthout
,tudc:nt nppro' ll wus the mamla~tor "'
a king lor Ho"urd' re~tgruttton, the
tru:.h:c Slttd. ''When the student :started
ranting, the dclntJrs quit badangund \\c
wid Jac~ to get pad:mg."
"Ho\\ard culled the tudcnt ... :z = •
• •
•
..
Insecure SAGA officials, fearful of a student plot, are monHorl111 student
conversations Inside Fields dining room with elaborate ""bugging"
eqUipment THE MILITANT lOGINICit Aunn
ktlchen marked only by a handwritten noticable tinny sound when lightl)
stgn !>aying .. Freeter. Contain tapped.
pcri\hable muteriab ." When a,ked to Sttll, Jones and other 5tudent
open the door. SAGA officials said the )U!>pett wrongdoing Jones said thin8-'
pc~on who had the l.:e) wa:. in a ~clo~d he has t.all.:ed about tn AGA one nighl
meeting" and could not he dt)turbed . wind up coming bad. to him the next
"What do )'OU want to lool.: in there day.
for?" a::.ked one offical. -You can read "The grapevine on tbis campus i~
the :.ign. can't you'! Aren't you a college: quick, but not that quick," said Jon~ .
student?" .. If you ask me. f think somebody'
A'lking then to see the: napkin me.,:.mg with the grape:-.."
holders. thi .. reporter was told that" all Jones said he didn't kno~ anything
food c:onveruenc:es and utencils arc: put about .. executive paranoia ," but said
into .. torngc.: after each meal and put out that regardle:.~ ..... ometh.ing's ti hy m
'\hartly be lore the hnc:., open to pn::' ent AGA und it ain 'l the Friday night
unnecc!ISM\ "andnlt~m •• -A thorough 'each underneath the
tables and the salad bar foilc:d to
unto\er an)thing to .. uggc)t foul play.
although the: juice machtnes did hu\c 11
'tran\icnh.' .. aid nne 'tudcnt leader.
.. He ..:aid we didn t ha\e ~} in \\hat
goc' on our cumpu' because i~ wa:.n't
our campu ... We "ere only tcmpomr.}.
m~e bums.
"I~ got a ... et of I outs Vumon
luggage and thtu t\.1 me isn"t tr.w~•cnt ttl
:'Ill. fhnt'::. lir'' etas .. "
"It\ really too bad :1 hout Jad.:," sa ttl
one Munor HQu'lc: olltct,ll. "\\hen he
•
\\U n't bctng 111\'lled to brcHkflht, he
sun: could cook up n me-.ut t\OC him ell "
In the It me .;ince ht" dcp nure,talk of
llo\\ard's attmction to egg::. hu pre 1d
"IUCI}
-He ":t" nlmo t obsc cJ \.\ith egg ;·
~ltd another cfo,c to Ho\.\artJ. ""tie h.1d
pluns for rsn enure carton on campus-a
dMen egs "cupture . Hc·d eat nmu7tng
amount of eggs. I uc d to '), 'J ad.
watch yourchtJiestc:rol.' but he'd ju t menu. either.··
SAG,\ olticialll. mean" hilc declined
to commc:nt on the: nutritional quality
ol microphone\ .
brenk into a .. mile and a k me tf I
wanted an omelet.
.. fter the ~tudcnt prt'tested that
ulpture. thouch. Jack "ound up wath
egg on ht~ face.
"\\'eahh • donors .. Ulned calhn_g u'
the 'sunn_)--stdc:-up cnmpu :"hat" ith n
president named'Happ)1Jacl1and st1mc
warped egg suung on the rntttn road 'o
one: \\U' tukang u 'criousl) . Ho" could
\\C cuuvinee contrihuton; "''C \\'Cit! on
n(nucmic in lllution whc:n "C' came off
th ~~ loon~ bm."
••Jack 's happ) on ha:. fllrm tltt'!\C'
da) ... the tru tee said. "'nnd "e han:: n
nc\\ pn: ... Jdcnt here \\ h\ SC' lad ol
contrO\c:rsy please') dono~
"I c:t's JUSt hope uardncr doc.-n'l
<.'Omml" ton On) one 1o do a \'cgetnble
~culpru~... the tru tee uddcd -one
courM: or th1s 1 enough for me .. anzanita • I erators stri ores • 1es
8\ 8 \lOOk,\ JOt'
\I IJ\lr th.lO!U·' 10 ~l.tn ,11\tl.t l)(llm
••~ 10 t"l(cd .tftcr n'ttlc "'' there
cwct\\ hclmin~l\ approud ·• pl.111 lor the
ch,rm to 'C\CdC: ltotn II' huc't
hrcthcren .tnd h\~lll ...cllmg "' C'''"
('lt)II\.IC\, th~ hr't hem~ to nut J,c
\l.m ,101&<1 I~·\\'' and (.fat I. (. ulkgl•\
••r't .1nd onl\ "do thin~ opuunaf" •
llllm
th more than 1\\o-to·,,n c. ~l.tn7. tmtu
!\\clkr-. th" \\CCI. ,,Jed \\llh tht•
.JUh)OOnlOU' "I n.'C 'JliMtCd .. pf.tn, \\ hh'h
.tllO\\, Ut'~t m rc,tdcnh :md ',,nnr ""'
hed then dothlh~ '' hilc th<'\ 3rt, Ill tht•
dc'ltm Ongtn.tll) profh''cd carl\ ln~t
tc:rrn an l·ore't Dtnm Counl'tl, htltcr
tcrnpcmtun .-s forced I C 'tmknt' "'
mnl.:c cl(h(' lrtrntl' l,l,t..tnd the pl,111',
,upport U\\ tndlcd. unttl ''"'} ~hm:r.tnll fl
''':!' lclt to e~pmc tht t~.fc.t puhhd\
fhe f"l:t n \\ ·'' rupulum :cd l.ttt: '·'''
term h) ,, ,mall grtiU(l ut ~1il01antt .tn'
\\ho ''"'cd to go on u hunger 'trtkl: tf
sc:hl10l oltu:ah ~-.oH:rd np tht:n nght t•'
undn:J-~ '"th a '\o nudt '\n lm,d"
JlfOtC'I U!!UiO!>I the l (. .tdmtnt'>ltallun.
'\:hool ofiic.ih remained ''lent on the
'"ut.. o no 'tnL.e occurred
Opponenet' of tht mea,urc arc cr) mg
tout bccau'c the) ..a~. tht balloting \\a'
done on a unday toP~' entl he dorm\
high concentrauon of -born .tgJin"
C.hrisuan' from \Ottng due to prtor
church commitments. The\ arc
demanding etther another electton or
admmi<>UUti\C actton.
Res1dence Hllll~ Dtrtctor Deni'e
Thompson . upset about the recent
Manz.nntt.a development'S , proml\ed
yesterda) to -take a hard, ri~t-hnnd
look at the problem "
.. 111 not ha'e Manzanita or an) other
dorm becomtng hke the Powell Adult
Motel on Southeast Powell, ' -.atd
Thomp\on .. No wa). If these ktds want
\0 take thier dotht!> orr. let them do It
after dorm parties and behand clo~ed
doors .. Thom~on did not add whether
the .;chool woultf pro' 1de movte'> dod
waterbed !-
Still, opponenu arcn 't satisfied The)
don't like the ne~ rule be<;d use they feel
the dorm ~111 toe the .. home}ne '~ · tb
been L:no~n for. The} a~ afraid the
dorm· isolated loc:auon ~ill onl}
augment the problem and they ~orry
about cro\\d control
"The~ arc certain nght., we lo~r '
ha\.~ too," ~id one opposition leader. "btl ,,,a.:ctJ not It' be na mul "h~:ca u'e
thl') mtght run m) undcr\\~;Jr up the
ll.tgpnle." tlr -,.ud thHt \H'n th,,ugh thl'
111lc' ~'' "'dutlung opttOnill," mea ntng
lltlc nl.l\ ut nl.l\ run \\cnr chnhc' in"'k •
the d "' m .. , ha~· "n ma "' pcuplt•
aHllltHJ "lw .Ht' nut onh ~.:mh<llnl"I:J
h\ 1 hcu tl\\11 ht'd IC' but h'! oth"·r \
hothn ,,, \\dl '
.., \.h,n't J..nu\\ hen\ mu~h tmlc \UU H
,p~.·nt 11 ~tmnd hul "'ttJ ,, not her
~t.tni'.tfliHIIl Hf'f't"UI tn IIU lnO\l', "hut
thC' ~It" llr\'11 't "''•'"'II~ Pl.t nMI\'' ol the
~tClnth I mc.llt, 1f th( '~t.Oll\ "·'' bclll't
I'd h~ nil f,H the plan \\ tlh "hat\ here
""". though. tl I \\ tnt to ''-c.: n.tlo.cd
hud' I nu!!ht ,,, \HIIco 111 \ \(• \
Om· r..:,ldcnt "hu dill Ill' 1<1 ht. ,,
flhtlrrl ···~·lln .. L'h(l,tt.tn ""d he· ~o1'n t
IIIU \'OIICC'fOl'd" ,thuut the ChJngc'.
Ml u'ualh l~lc"c Ill\ C\C'-tu the \\urld • • •
11•111nd me. un\\\,i\,-hl.' -..ud •
\ nt tlu: r "bur n-.1 !!'-'' n ... 'tu d c n 1.
htl\\0\'f. t.''f'll'"C'cl C~ln.:ml tlUlrolf:tl' <!I
tlw tmal \Ute lk ''"d hl \\Ill mgunll\' :t
"horll-ill!lllll pttHC\t" 10 t.th• thl' 1\\Ul'
h\ thl' ~ullut " lh.• '-dtd hc tlunl.:' tht.'ll'
• ..rc l'rHtugh J'l\.'tlpk .tgatn\t 1 he ruk I <I
mnunt an clll'lll\l t.nunh:t .tltl'nlfll
"II <.ind had \\ollltld \l,tn l<l '''"
n.tlo.ctl ltc ''uuld m. 'l.f ha\l inH:ntctl
The parties will culminate
in the unfurlin g of a
banner christening the
dc>rm,·· Man1.anaked''
thre-.td .. the \tudtnt ...a1d ~our protc't
wtll tx. two-fold J-m,t wc11 ull ~car hg
leave' to 'ho~ our faith and our bchd
that I c~c' and (lurk I\ the modc.:rn-du'
Garden ol Eden If that doc'"' worlo..
wc11 ull wear d'l much clothing Ull we
c:un even when we tukc \bower\ ..
In the ~•nncr \ ctrclc. howc"cr "
another ~tory Backer!> of the mca~urc
nrc plann1ng wcelo.-long .. , ector}
parttc' ·· ~h1ch accordtng to one
organi1er .. "''" make Ammal Hou!>C
loolo. lih a doll hou\4.. tn compamon "
"We rc ~ucte plca,ed ~ith the r~ult
..acd another re,tdcnt. who would onl)
~he hi' wai .. t \ilc ... lt \tarted grd"·
root and no~ we don't e'en need the
gril~'-root\ \\ere free." he addctl that
the fMrttc' ~•II culminat e. 10 the
unfurling ol a banner chn,tcnin~ the
Protester wrap~s trustee
in antituition support
BY J. ROSS BROW"'E
In an upparent protc..l 0\C:r the
S 1200 tuition increa!>e. a nude
.sludent ~rapped a green athletic
up porter around the head uf a I c:~ ''
and Clark tru,tec at i.l recent tru't"-e
champagne brunch. ccurit)
reported ye .. tcrda ~.
'I he trustee. who a led to rtmum
anon) moull. S3id that he \\as about
to take u bttc of his Ala~kan Ktng
C1.1b "hen a student ~eanng onl~
argyle ~ocks and Mid:C) Mou ~c cars
uddenly appeared at hi~ ide.
After the trustee asked to ee his
iO\itation . the :.tudent alleged!) put
an athlettc ~upportcr O\Cr the
lrustcc's he-ad and ughtencd it ... ow
you can feel the pinch ton." he:
shouted.
BccauM: the roomful! of 'tnrtled
trus tee~ ~ere slo~ to rc-.tct. the:
student was able to grab a platter ol
London Brotln he escaped out the:
door At. he mn out, the guc:~h near
the duor reported that he )C:Ilctl,
MLons li-.c Robtn Uol;d, ~ho teal
from the nch and gi\e 10 the dorm ...
the tdenttt}' ol the ~tudent as sull
unkno~n . :shhnugh tt prc\'Die
2 THE MILITANT LOG IO\c\ttgauon b\ a group of ladte~
pn:,ent at 1 hl brunch is tn the
m.tlo.tng,.
I he '•cum wa~ t<tken to the
Portl&~nd CommunH> Ho~pttal to
ha\C the \Upportcr 'urg1tall y
remO\cd from h" bro~ and is
reported in f<J ir 'onditton.
When 4UC'>tionc:d at the ho,pual
about the gender ol the a''ailant. the
trustee ~cd ... 1 ha'c: )et to contact m>
law)er and led thut bceau'>e of the
circum~tanec l> ~urroundtng thi'
occu~ncc I am unablt to comment
on that parttcular 4Ut\IIOn ."
Chief of Campus Sc:curity DICI..
Pickett sucd thut a thorough. offical
tn\ ·e~uga tion '' planned "Oue to
some: unu .. ua I 1 ype!> or print~ left on
00\:. of the Wall'> Wl hdu:ve that ~C
mil\' have ::.orne lc:<td' toward
.tpprehending the: 'uspcct Bec:au'c: of
rucnt ad\.lnCC\ 10 radtOUCII\'C
carhon printing, the F.B.I. no~ h •• ,
wuys of tractng thc!ie 'IOrts of thmg., ··
the M.'CUrtt \ director said. "\\ e hu \C •
nlrc:udy begun 11ome prehminary
1esting nl tmlct scatli :1nd automob ile
windo~~." he added. Residents show off new "Manzanaked" dorm pollcv. which
Manzanita LC's first clothing-optional dorm. THE MILITANT LOGIPonv
dorm "Mnnl.tnul.cd "
..,umc hacl.cr' htlld a mort: <.'<tultuu'
\ ll'\\ Of the \IIIIOIIIOI\.
\\~: \\ant to l.:l'CJ'l our hund' nn the
1\\Ut: .... ud um; '>Uppnrt~:r We don't
~41nt pt.uplt. l.tlhng u' the n-.: 1 ~odom
.tnd Gomrnorah <~nd ''l <.an't lx tour
~u1de' lor ''ghl\t.'l r'
\\t.'rc 'tudenl\ ltr't nudc't'...ctond
\OU lo.now. • • Anutht.r 'tudt.•nt 'ltlld he \t.'l."> great
nppllrt utttc' ;Ht,tng I rum tht. llothtng.
opuonal pnltc\
"We can dcltmtel\ hnld mort..• dorm
p.trttC'> and churgc htgher adml'l~lon for
them 'tht: \tudent 'oUtd "Wc11 have 'o
man\ pcoplt here 1111 be JU't a' well no
nnc'll wear an} clothe' ··
f\udt'm and nudl\l colontcll, popular
tn the 'ClO\ and 70'~. " u nc:-w 1dea not
clnl~ lor tht' campu' but lor other!> u'
well I he only other attempt at
'omc:th1ng ''mtlar ~.~~ tn 1972 ~hen a
'mall group ol Harvard 'ltudcnh tried
tu mul-e fcmuk--countcrpan Raddiffc a
nudl\1 collegt.. 1 he proJect failed. wtth
pin nncr etllng "prcmat urc CJaCualuon
ol an idc«J .tht.ad ol1t' llmt. "..t' the CUU\t.
ol dt.ltat
\tudcnt' in other dorm' eltprc"cd a
<.crtatn tlcgrcc ol ..1pnth\ 0\CJ tht "'uc
One Copci,Jnd 'tudcnt 'utd rc'ldcnt'
ol ht.:r dorm \Wren "t JCUtth a\\ure of tht
l'vt.tnlanttil <.'\COl
·People do\\n her~. in Plott Ho\\ard
ilOd Copdund don't rc..tlh L.now or e<trt.·
much ubuut ~hat happ t..n~ tn the upper·
campu' dorm' lth l ore,t." \he \tlld
""lo om.• get' up there unlc,., thcrt\ a
part v or 'omct ht ng. I m not even 'lUre I
bchcvc thl\ nudt't thmg 111 have to we
11 my-.clf"
..,he laughed "C oml to think of it." ,h~; \Ucd. "I want to 'cl 11 my,cll -
~IOCC tht: IOlli'>Urc \ upprovul, t'r
t.umpu' whtft. pcrhap' publtc~
.tp<tthcttc ha' bc~on <1\HI\h Wtth rumon
..,nmt. "" tt ""true" that Munlanttllb
~•II bc.tblc to attend cla-.'c' naked.
1 hd t 1 he.: boo I.. 'tore
htno<: ula r,
\11/llont lOR 'ltuffcr' clo.,d~ cyct"1
th'" dorm report no unu,uul uctl\'11) •
nl }l'l
·It\ 1111 too carl) We haven't htttllr
weekend ," sa1d a Militant Log reponcr
"It gets ktnd of dull up here on Aldn\
roof. but that won't lost long ...
Security Otrector R1chard Pu~bll
'utd he "w,bn't expect tog" any unu~&JII
de a llns' on theca mpU\ '" cclcbruttonot
the pro~nudl\t ruhnl!.
"If there·., any trouble,'' 'laid Pi·c kttL
''~rnly ''Officer Vern Kadcll and I
get to the bottom of ll "
~orne Man1antta rc\ldents d
lnrc\cc un)' major dl\rupllom bec·aWt
nf 1 ht: nc~ poltcy 1 he) don't predK1
org1c' or d'"·cadencc' JU'It been uo.e
dont huH uur clothe' on"
"It\ unfortunutt. , I lo.nn~ 'a1d
Mun1anttan 'but I can't \Ct: "hcrct
rult. \\ill ha\Cr .tn\ ellcct on the dun~
hrc.: hlr«: I would hopl Wl'rc all m111
maturl th,tn thut "
"lie\ fight," oll,tret..:d .1 )(1Uil!! WO~
next to him. "llu' ''n t gmng 10 mal
Man1unit.t hh Anctent Rome I tht
people "ho call th" The:. Occhn~
htll ot Muntuntta · arcn ·, lxm~ ......... .
and ma) t:\>CII ht a btl JC<IIOU\
•·J>robobl) thl mo't I'm
about "'ht. ,a1d .,, hu" 'Ill} I'm
to look tclhng pcopk I ~ant to be
f.J\ltton de\tttncr When It \Ct. ffi\ hkr
1\c p<tttcrncd " tn) btrthdu) \UII •
Has homework got you shell-shocked? Are
your studies ruining your soc1allife? Don't
stand for it! Jom the Coalition of Students
Against Homework . We're working to
preserve your sanity
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ROBERT REDV
1\n unU'IUOI COl
. ween I ( \ Btol(
l()cpartmenl\ ho' rel
nc:cr ha ,lo.ct bn II tej
unbC:.ttahlc
Semon. Dun Mcd
l•niH')C U\Cd fCC(
1ral engmccrinJ
~r~Ct iUIIOnil ry prOCCC!
··""'uc:' tn aruficw I
their first ,an
rslty. LC ed
• 1n .. !
FIDEL KENNEl
Reports of horrors
wJthtn the Olit
·nv~uc:o. Build tng ha VI
tdcnce of nu
ments occunn'
h amazing ta
ratory rat' and d
liUIC IS betng dump
center
A Btolog) Dcpartr
he was "trytng l
m la1ot year\ !>CX.t:
h controver:.}
in an often e111
~trangc dcahngf
.. " htch the 'c.h(
' to acknowlcd1
The official .. aid
tould mnkc Oocj
hkc u schoolt
Are
com
PAR
an yo
1, 1982 If"
,val, t'c
publtch
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ked. a~~t
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reponft
n Alder\ ,.
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nd I Wt
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to rest tubesters
• • -1n resu s 1n
ROBERT REDWOOD
An unu,uul coopc-rutavc effort
wc:l'n I <. \ Baolog) and Athletic
.,., ... rtmcnt' hu' r~'ulttd an a new
l'lll11iCCf b.a,kctball tetlin that may pro\c:
unl>l:••lll bIt
\cniOr\ nun Mcddhng and \uruh
\lengclr U\cd recently dt'icovcrcd
• .. n,.•tca I enl_il mc:cnn!l tcchnaquc' and
rt~oiUitonnr} procecduu:' for ral\ing
u,uc:' m artaftc:aul womb' lor thetr ~en tor fHOJC:Ct. l hanks Ia their
erfort\,the men's learn wu' rc:<Hed in 1e t
tube\ rc:suhtn~ in c: xcepttonul si1c and
'lrcngth .
lnten'i"e hormone treatment and
wc1ght tnuntng brought the Ptm. to (ull
maturity tn JU'It lour wed.!. and the:
excdlcratcd ~trowth procc:~' ha\ head
conch Dave Martie: \lcry excited ubout
the upcomtn~ 'ea,on
"A \Wrung line up that avcral.ile'
• ....
THE MILITANT LOG/Penny Tax
their first ,ame, LC's genetic super-squad dominated Wlllametta
:atv. LC ed 65-2 until Wlllamette 's team left at the haH.
••
FIDEL KENNEDY
Reports of horror stone~ rakmg place
Within the Ohn Chemistry and
·nY:~>II.;.) Build tng have proven true With
td~nc~ of nuclea r·rela ted
·~pcnme nt-. occunng there comb1ned
h amanng tales of mutant
ratory ntt and charges that nuclear
~ ... ~ IS bc1ng dumped at the campus
tt)-chng center
A B10log> Department offic1ul, who
he was .. , ry1ng to clc:ar h1s nam~ "
m la~t ye.Jr·~ .. exual harassment of
·ludcnt'> controvcr ~ told the Milllant
in an often emotional mtentc"
\trongc dc:altng-. are gomg on tn
~"h1ch the school udmtmstr<~tton
u\l'' to acknowledge or bdtc\e ..
Tht oChc1al \Uid expcnments that
ma~e Doctor Frnnkenstetn
hJ..e a schoolboy playing "''h matches" have taken place on a regular
basis stnce the costly sctence center wu
dedicated two years ago
"l\te seen ex.penments that would
make your flesh crawl, .. the professor
satd. "In fact, I've ~een an experiment
just like that "
The professor \aid nuclear
experiments have been tried ,.mce the
U.S Government swrted donaung
SIZable amount\ or plutontum to the
Physic~ Department .. omeume last
year
.. Tho'e .. ncab tn Physic .. told the
Admtni~trouon the Ga\lernment was
gtvtng them \Urplus mercuf) so they
could make thermometer\ to -.c:ll to help
support the department," he \Uid "And
tho~e ntnnte~ 'tabled up 1n the Manor
Hou~ bc:hcved them ..
We've Missed You Dear!
Are your parents a bit nosey wh_en they
come to visit? Buy your can1ster of
PARENT OFF today! Guaranteed to repel
anyone over 401
L 1, 1982 ~ven-foot·flve? ... aid the smiltng co;ach
a. he watched hi~ team run through n
recent practice, "You bet your
O\leructavc pttutl;t ry gland I'm hu ppy.
We'vt had some trouble with them not
knowmg thctr own r.trcngth he: added •.
pointing to the 'IOitd \ted buck boMds he
WO\ forced to tnltlall whl'n stnndard
llh•~s board'l werc:continuully hollered.
"1 htn~ of what we ~1vc on rccru111ng
caMs I thtng 'gr0\1. your own· will be the
cuache~' motto in the next dc:cade."
Some member( of the l.C M:ience
community have ~oicc:d concern O\ler
the ethics of a gcnetacully engineered
ba<>kctb<all squud ... You're fielding u
lc.!m 1ha1 i,, .. a'l Professor ol Cheml'itr\ -Me c:ely Snult put it, .. not quite
human ..
··we: all like a "inning ba;;ketb.tll
team,·· he ...a1d •but tht"t going too far.
Aside from the practical cont,iderations
like ftndmg desk' for thn\C antmals.
cxcus~o me young men ~n fit an, where
wtll you \lap'~
''Not unttl we get to the rwtionul
champa on<~hips ,'' said Coach Martie. "I
don't care what that 'mock-wea ring
wtmp thmkll. these playe~ are going to
rcvoulutionazt the game We may
ehmmate the drtbble No one can reach
a\ htgh .1~ tU,. so we11JU"'t to .. s chc ball to
each other. \tand under the bar,ket and
dunk 1t everyt1me ..
For conventence and because they
lack parents for surnames, Martie calls
h1~ players simply by numbe~ . Number
one .. .ln etght-foot-three center, ~id he
• I
According to the tnstructor , 1ntttal
Olin experime nts mvolvc sophtstt·
cated resean::h to determane whether the
college could build tts own nuclear
reactor form the govunment
plutontum. a study that would
eventually determine if the college could
construct tts own atom1c bomb
Research and experimentation wa'
abruptly ~topped. the tnstructor ~1d,
'ihortl)' after the campus .. egg sculpture ..
was stolen Accu~at1on§ that the
sculpture Wll'l actually a prototype for
the nuclear reactor ha"c not been
nscertatned •
"There arc madmen running amud
tn Oltn who want to 'itf: the building
replace the Mdnor HotBc ns the center
ot college pohcy-maktng and will .stop
at nothang to get 11." he ~td who added
he hn'> gone to Pres1dent Gardner with
his charges "but he only threaten to
take me orr the tenure track ..
The academtc1an sntd nuclear waste
from the e'tpenment'i 1~ betng 'itored at
the en mpu!l recycling center unit I
.. omethmg c<~n be done with it. He
estimated .1' much as 500 pounds of the
rodioacttve \\'a~te has aclumulated so
far. The volatile subo;utnce '"can go
anyttme. "the profe"or ..aid. adding the
wa~tc 1!1 betng h1dden in ordinaf)
garbage cam. mar .. c:d !llmplv ... Sc:ienttlic
Tm'!lh ....
.. ut one of tho'ie l.:id' thro" a
cigarette butt into one tho~ can~ and
you're going to ha\e a disa~ter that
would make Hiroo,htma look li~e a
playground, not to mention the
rodio.tCtiVtl) Jeaktng into the
atmosphere and being e:~Cpo:~~c:d to the
f,ortland commum ty "
By far rhe strangest report is radio-
acuve mutenal lcaktng inside the
~cicnce bu1lding and bctng eaten by
group' of rot' living on the lower floor.
According to the Btology in:..tructor. the
rnts ha\C' gro"n to a-.tounding ize .. and
thry're getttng bigger.
"One mt mutated at :o.uch a taggering
rate that it c:~ped belorc \\t could C\Cn
begtn to capture it. We found it hnd • lOS
feel~ bud about the ncgatJ\C: publicity he
und his ''brothers"' have been getting.
''WeJUSI want a brebk like the next gu)
We didn't e>Jen get normul childhoods
·• nd it", hurd as hell to find s11c 49
,nc.tker' "
Whttmun college coach Joe Wilson
ex.pre -.cd his concern when facms the
Ptoai in !hear 'ruson opener. UMy god.
whntthe hell is that!" he s-.1id as the P1o
cumc: on the the Ooor for warmup .
.. Coach, I want to go home," sauJ
forward Durand Mar~lin . "fhe~·s
definitely somethtng abnorrMI about
them. They keep bumping their heads
on the rim." added as!iistant coach Pete
&'ihclm.
fhc P1os were ahead 65-2 near the
end of the first hall when Whitman
called a time out, The Missionnrc1s
huddled and conferred belore grubbing
thcu belonging!~ and running out of the
building. "Wait 'till thc:y ec:: us on a
good night," s:.id Martie
Whitman filed 3 protest '>'ith the
league oflicials bur officmlco are trying
to dectdc: how to in\-e1tigatc Wilson's
charge'\ that Ma rtlc is "'runntng a
Fr.1nkenstem factory ut LC ... Almott
every collegtutc athleuc governing bod)
ha~ expressed concern O\IC:r genetically
engineered atheletes .
..We have to get a handle on this, ..
~id National Intercollegiate Athletic.s
Pmident Myron Upstanding . "It's just
not fair to u~ supermen to play normal
human betng.s "
disgu&sed itself as Communications
profe"or and was coUec:ong salary "
School offictals were eharacter
isttcally mute on the offic:al's charscs
Physu:s Department Chairman Or
Robert Martm said he was unawa~ of
any wrongdoings in Obo and ~ot to
believe the old lechers in B1ology ... He
added that the worst offense he knew of
to date was when an absent·minded
student left a bunsen burner on too long
c.lUStng a small fire '"that the profe«or
quid.ly extinguished ...
As for nuclear waste, Martin said he
wa more (;Oncerned with the
Miotellectual w.ute" of .. orne of these
'ltudents who '-"3nt to doctor.;.
"'Talk about nuclear ac~ident,., .. snid
Martin, .. th~e ~tudenb mtBt•\c been
born on a fault line "
Lewi!\ and Clark College President
Jamc:' uardner ~td he remem~r.i the
'81ology mstructor speaking to him
about .. orne alleged nuclear danger.
"He wos talking scaenct ficuon, .. said
Gardner. ~He wa~ rantin!! and raving
about giaot .)pace rats and power
hungrl prof~~ors. Ho" could un)one
behe\e that talk~ I a\kcd him ho'>'
thtng were at home and he said it
hadn '1 been too smooth since some
'ltudents were charging ~exual
hnras,mcnt last year ... the LC president
said he told the proftS)Or to '"shape up"'
or face :s re\'it'>' board .
An in,estigation into the recycling
~enter operations re\ealed nothing to
~up port tht' Biology prof~sor's charges.
although wor~er:i at the center refused
to open u locked door marked .. Special
Equipment ." Upon further imC)ti¥8-
tion. at wus learned the undetermined
actt\·ity takes place late Tuesday nights
at the center, which close before
'undo"" · Sourecs close to the late ntghc
~C' tons "ould s&} that "orkcrs .. are
doing orne pre11y hea\: 'tuff and that
don't mcun boule collccung"
In addttaon, charge thht P~1dcnt
G:mincr wear a lead thttt·rieC~e utt to
"or~ could not be conlirmed
THE MILITANT LOG 3 • 1n
Activities tied to College Outdoors program
8\ 1 Ol C.R 'T
"•me \lu\ 1~81 a CIHC'full\ 'dc\:ll'U
group ot .,, male Jnd tcmak l ~'"' .111t1
(lnrk ,tudcnt' ha\C been im oh~;d '"
I' 1ru·nuhwn tcrrori.'t tnumng thrnugh
u 1oim .agn:cmcnt b"'''"c~:n tht" ,chonl\
t.'llcse Outd",or" prot!ntm .und tin·
cntral Intelligence t\g~n~ ·'· .u ht!o!h·
mnt.:mg :o.<'hool udmmi,trator dt,clm~d
la't wee'-.
1 n ,, 1 ~ f'C\Hitten mc,,att t" 'hpJ)(~
under the dour ol tha~ m ·' 'l';•rc:r !I
olltCl'' thl· olltl'tal. "ho n'h'd [M
an''"' mil\. 'aid the ~tu,knt" llfl'
tr.Aintng ,,n un ,,o1.11ed I hll .. twru.
Orc:!!illl I arm lor f"''''hk u'c "'"here' cr
nttdcd" OJ!!·""'' klta't urn''"!!' abH'.Jd.
, f!i.'C'tltC~tll~ ("en 1m I \ mcrrl a I ht•
UJII("tal tdd~d lhC \IUdCIIh OlU} b{• U\Cd
ut h11mi..' 111 ca\C ol n f""-'thlc mt\\CRll'lll
agom't the Rc:.tgan \dmtm,trnunn h)
anllhlr.uang 1h( 'tudent' tOh' lcadcr,htn
J'lll"llton:-.. ,,, quaou' \\cll·knu\\n
en\ rronmcnt~tl and pohtu:.tl·ldt .ICII\ '''
or ~alli/.J trun ...
-J am rc\t'.!lmg th" 1nlnrmutwn
bcalu'l' I am ~onccrn~·d thc~t th~·
tudcnh in' oh cd .H-e h"tng '-lght ul
cducauun ,t, thc:lr ft[,t praont)." thl.'
oliH.UII .,.,,d Be at.h.ll'<f that tht"' .tnd
other .. ,choJa,ttl~ dt,trat'lmn, .. nun hi.'
resp''"' h'~ for thl.' 'chool\ to" of a Ptu
Bet 1 "-.sppu chaptcr c4trltcr lall term
1 h~ olltcwl ~1d the 'tudcnt' \\Cl\.'
cho,cn lor rhcu '"athlcltc and
intc:IIC'Ctual ab1httc,.- thou~h he ~ud
.. somettm~ the l\\0 don't ~u hand an
hand··
Or~ginall} 100 tudcnt-. \\ere
approached carl) la .. t ... prtng term h)
mail with the pro .. ~ I of Jotnrng a 'ccrct
"tudents may be used
ar home in case or a
pos ible mo,·emenl
against the Reagan
administration.
con.,;er\'ati\c: organt7atton called ·'\a\c
Our Nauon.-or ~0'-0\cr half \\.tnt to
the first meetrng. held one April C\cntn~
tn the ba)C'menl ol ::1 secluded I a~.c
0>\l.ego home. There the} were
.:recned and gi\.en !>~etch) detail~ of the
.. rrangement. Local Cl A membe~ and
"'interc~ted" ~chool offic1als hand
prdcd the 25 \tUdents from thoU rntttal
, a }!rnur 1 hi.' admtnl,tr.uM ... rid h~ "a'
ptl''-1.'111 .tl thl' 111nltn~ ollld '"f'r''."'l'll
th1.• tdl'ot unttl "tl !!Ill tllll ~~1 ll.trHJ
''\\ h.tt \H Otl\\ h.JH' '' '' lth.'r,tl
1 t 1 \," '""' olltuul 'uu.l
\H'tHt.ltnf Ill thl' .tdll\101'1 I ,tiUI. til\'
tl.'fhHI'I ~I<'UO I.Uil,hl\ nl 14 llll'll <ttul
II ,, nllll'll .. 111 ''"""' dl\ cr,tt~ . ht1t
gl.'m:mlh tCfHl ''l'lll~ttl\~ ul a I~ P'"::'
d.t\·tl'-c.lu~ I l.'\\1' .md ( lurlo. '""knl
1 k ~.ud t hrc"· ul 1 h~.· "I'll'"' :t!!rc"t\l' ..
,, utklll' \\ crl.' ~ ht"C'n to k:t<1 I hl' prc1u('l
1 hl' ,tudcn" d td 11n1 I."''\' "h,, hlld
hl•l'fl rtdcJ unltl lhl·~ mer ~·arl~ l,,,t
\t.l\ on th~ Hllhhtlrn gruunth IM ltn.tl •
httl"'tn~ and ll."tc tl:untn~
<.ode n.tml·d "Or~o ·mtu1n "( \<i,"ltH
Studenl l mN.:f\uttH' \~,"''" (rruup.
the 15 J"ICtlpk ml'<.'t cu"·h \\Cl'h·nll ''''
l'l!!hl·lwur ph),IC.t1 an<.l ml.'nt.d tr.llrung
111 m.trltal an ... h.md·lo·hunJ ~.;umhat.
~,•,pln,l\ "'· target ,h\lt\1111~ . 'J"ICCIIII
\\l',lf'IHI\1\ llll'IIC\,IIIltf 'lin 1\JI tl.lllltllg,
mduJtn~ \1,111\ I U-nulc run' .tnd hnur
hulg ~,.tll,thenll(.' \\tH l.tiUh "( \(1
ml·mb~·r ~. 1 hl· oiiii.'IJ I .. ard, ha~ h~.·cn
nulhllcd '' tth ,urrlu' .trm\ g~.·ar and
\ retnam•c• 1 \1 It> rtlk" L•lh 'lllllcnt
·''''' \\,,, !;" 1 h1' ''"" "'" ' Arm~
K mit.:
In .J<.Idrllnn lit th~.· ph~ ''cal rt!!nr'. th~
.rdmmt'l mt or .... ud 1 h~.· grnup mcmh~ r'
fl.trltCIJ'IUil ' Ill '\Cmtnar' \\ hl'fl' thc\ ko~rn
ll'l'IUI tnlorm.ttann 'uch <.1' 'landtn~ Uf'
tO Clll'm) llltCI lll!!,Jitnn, -.cerci CtlUl''
.tnd mihtaf) 'tr.ttcgic,, .tnt.l ho\\ to
make nm· c.tn ul l>enn,,on·, chrli Ja,t
through a mtnamum thrcc-da) ,jc:g~o· .
.. , '' j,h thl' college could grant 'omc
crcdtt lur thl''c tl.l,,c, • the
udmtnl'\tr .tlor ,atd "but tt\ not li~c an
intcrn,hip at K<.1 \\ Be<.tdc.' 11' '\CCrl'l
lhcrl.' j, no "'a~ the lurm.ulum
Commtllt't \.\ould g.o for n"
I C\ role 10 ttll\ operation tool. more
of a b11arrc: l"-i't "hen it \.\d\ rt\ealed
thut Operation 'i( \G "wor .. sng under
tht co\c:r or a C ollcge Outdoor..
progrum. College Outdoon. I!> an on
campu .. organi1ation "hrch rout incl~
hold' expedition' 10 hot 'printu-o.tnd
large mountain s.
Through College Outdoor'.
O~ration ~( AG "a' ublt to di~tw•'c
it -.ell ao, a \\.celd) progr c1m ·exploring
the lu~h greener) of the out I) ing
Portland urea." The: trip' \\'ere modt-
3\ailablc to all \tudcrm. but one \lUdcnl
intc:rc ted tn botanv who wanted to take
THE MILITANT LOG M•nn•e Alia
Crack student terrorists walt to ambush housekeepers.
4 THE MILITANT LOG The LC para-military squad Student Conservative Action Group
caught recently In maneuvers inside the dorms.
th~..· tnr '<tid "hcne\cr 'he "'""' to the
Cullcg~. · Outdoor.. hulktin bo;.trd an
I c:mrkton C~o·n tc:r "the trtp ,,,t, <~II lull··
"II "a' unreal." the 'tudcnt 'ald.
"Each ttmc: there \\eh: Jlrc.td\ 25
'ignut urc' "gnc:d up .• tnd 25 "a' th1.·
limit · ~he .... ud 'hl' \\a' dl'\maHd that
\he had to • '' andcr uruund 1 he ro'c
!!UfdCI\'\ tn'\lCad "
When U\kcd about the admtnt,tr.t·
lor' charge' (. oltcgt: Ould<HH '
Director Du\t I aylor n:fu,ed to
comment and declined .tn} t.. nowlcdgc
ol ~uch act I\ rtic,, H<.· drd ho\.\-I.'Hr.
make the punling 'l.lh:mcn t that .. , he
outdoor' j, bccomtng more: .tnd more;
pollut<.·d ... Yc1 thcr~.: wus no dl'\cu"1on
about the en\ tronmcnl.
Other 'chool oft tc; 1ah hc1 \t •' ht>
rdu,ed comment on the '"uc J he
\ltllltmt I ug ha' lc<Jrncd rnorc Jbout
the ~•udent' 10\ ol'<cd in Opcratton
~(.1\(J through other 'ource' tncluding
the name of a parttctpant . a !>Ophomore
named .Joun1 Korhonen
Korhonen could not be reached for
comment but 11 "'a' lcurncd form ht~
hou..c:m11tc thut ht: ha' not been at
hom( wet J...cn<.l-. tn 'omc tame
"Wc:cJ...cnd~o he JU't dtllappcar-..- -.ard
one hou!.c:mote of Korhonen 'll "He say!~
he~ going tn Ill\ gtrlfncnd ., hou.,c "
When tuld of thc-&~dmtnr\tralor ·ll
me~~gc: Korhonen's houscmate satd,
Free the Watzek
Five
A Frank look at the
oppresston of an Afrikaan
National by an oppressive
library adm1nistrat 1on. Eric
Eggstrom describes the
brutal abuse by a security
officer •n th1s accounL Now
on sale at all leading
rPvolutionary tables, only
$)5.95.
(All proceeds go to Kenya) • THE MILITANT LOGIMtnnte
"He dnc' cat u lot of canncu food
"H1.•\ l>Udl h nrc.~ ~U\ ":!>hl' 'i.ild •J
thrnk t\\ICl' hclor~o I "r'>tl' .tn)thtnt"
l he .tdmtnt'tt ~atnr ,,ud Orrer.t
~( \(, '' rll ,nun d1,hand. th~.: '•wrn
(.I '\ hudgct cut' I k \i.itd I rom" hJI
c.an 'c~ th1. "5 'tudl.'nt' an: "rrcct,tv•
tratn~.:d und r~.:ad\ to gu at il momrt~! '
noltcl " II c ""~ ht: hoped 1 he '''"'''"!•
wcluhJ "get bJd tnto 'thool
1 ht:' 'n: 'urrml:d to bl '.tnd rq,!anl
op~.:ratH \n ,., u pn"tn~ lad ·•
"All tht''l' l.td' gu thruugh 'tUt!(
dl·\durmcnt ·• the admtn"tratm sa
"I ri:mLmbl·r tht' lun I h.td 111m\ t:ul • I r;Hcrnll \ ... •
Other churpc' that
Opc.;r.ttu)n "{ \(, 'omc:trmt tn
l'Otncrdc' "tth .1 plunm:d l1S in\:t,.aonl!
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THE MILlY ANT
LOG
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Opinion Editor: Zippy the Pinhead
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Burton
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Floating Buoy: Kathy Lowe
Whipping Boy: Dick Hoyt
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Ludeman
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APRIL 1, 1 ymp
•A l.oolt Buck to Lcl
the theme of t.C Rrl
the so·-.. 0 sevt>n-d
nii.IJliU be held on con1
April 12.
EuRI'ne M c;Co rt
oppoaed I~
.,~.,,. .. m and thoiiPn ~
nsnn Cor I hf" 0Pm ~
cidPOftOI OOmtn8ltOO
br onr of I hr spe
1 address his pert
pohtrr.s and idt•o(
60'!-i lhrouRh the t
l(Pn Kescy, I hr "'
of Onu Pl,.w
~~ koo"s Nus I und Sc
Nulton will b(
of the <~)I
ey i!. alsn runowl
mnnetlion wtlh lhr d
Uti OK I he 60's.
Odell a. a block frm
, poPI and folks
puform B r.onct?rl nt
ulJight of her tnvolv~
lllj lhr 60'"·
Th,. s}·mposium wiJ
tJII a srrics of films d
nuro r.nte o( I ht• eru
Po1n1 ts a ft•aturc I
r\mmr.un civil movefl
s flt•arls unci M rnd
~:tolar~ · on 1 he V tel n '1
r or f I om•: is u s11 i-wnr movemt•nl i
Stales
The final phase o( ~
omm c:onsist s of ll pa
uon and a sertc& of
•tlnR LC professors
nwell ali local activt
(tJ'~. Thb purpose of
1hops 1s to e"'amtne tl
usreperrussions on It
nd l.C communtlt es
Tbe idea for u 1
11htch would aHem~
awareness of the socal
llld cultural movem4
60's stemmed rr
rourse offered last tej
'A Rei rospecllvt> on
flu11h1 by professor'
1oph~ Sevin Htrst:.hb
ThrouRh the eHort$
in clou. ossisl
ll~eral academrc d
1nd •1 host of other re.
ldfa (or U sympOSIUm
I pro j PC I. ·we an; attomptll'l
llhat ~•Rmfic ance the
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A radical weekly published once In the Interest of not-so-militant students
aranoi
8\' AI 00 CELli\
S,\(1/\ food .,en•icc i~ engaged in
\~cret monitoring of 'itudcnt
con,crs.:ttion' in hclds l>aning Room
thruugh the u .. c of 'tratcgicully placed
taped-recording dc\!ice~ . the Mtlilunt
/.og hu' lc.~rncd.
"There\ mi~e~ in the milk machine:'
and bug in the g.srhotllo beam," .,aid
Conner Student Body Pre tdcnt Bob
Jonc,, who ha., hc.:cn conducting a
prhatc 10\'C:o>tig.uion into the matter
artcr a friend 'aid \he bit into
something "crunchy" in her 'ulnd early
L1~t term.
-1\nd it wa,n't r1 <.·routon,euhcr,",..ttd
Jont' who \aid he hu' \t.nt \tc:ammg
lcucr' to LC Prc\ldcnt .lame' Gardner
and the Oregon Department of Hc.tlth
~tth no immcd llt tc: 1 e'ulh,
Jonc' ~aid he wa' turning a ~low
boil" o\W the ''hollc:.,t item .,crvcd up on
• •• tht" campu' '" )Car<>.
,\ccording to .1om:\, the microphone
. ~~:r~· pluntcd last term arter campu!~
: orttctal' \\Crc int ormecl ol a 'tudc:nt plot
to gain control ol the dining room by
tnttiating a food fight from the
·organic" .. ide ot the room, T hio; would
be a dio,;cr..tonary t<~ctic thut would
allow other a llcgc;d plottel' )ca uered
1 about the hall to overpower ~AGA
'4orker and stca I lnrge quanuues of
food. whtch would be: \.Cnt to starvmg
I people tn CambodHl
The \liluunt InK. hoW\:vc:r. h<h
found no 'vtdem:c of su~,;h a plot.
Rather thl\ reporter hus uncovered a
mt opcrution on this campu\lnvolving
htgh lt\c:l college admtni~trator-.
pamnotd about ho" far '>tudenl'> will go
to demand and dtfcnd thc::n nghts.
"Thcr ..tre .. orne admtnl\lratol' who
v.ould prefer to see thi .. campus without
"udcnts. • .. a ad one .. ourcc: close to
\1anor Hou'>t' politic' -1 hat wuy they
•ouldn t lose .. Jeep worrymg whether
the 'chool wall bt thc:rt "hen the)' come
Ito work Monday mornmg "
1 lo cn,ure a con .. tant record ol
~lUb\ersi vc" ucti\'tty on campU' •• certain
a.otogy admtntstrator.. devl\ed a
\Cherne where hrddcn macrophone'
~crt placed tnsad~:; the JUtCC mnchmcs ,
underneath the: salud bar. tnstdc nupk.m
dl~p..·nscr'l. and undcrncuth selected
tablb,
After the \AGA ~hnl.:c-up lu~t term,
B\' CA ~TRO 1.. BEAN
ln'>tde ource~ clo\C to Munor Houlie
Utcn .. ion SOO ha\'c rc\ealcd lor the tirllt
llll'lt thut former l.c:\\l' and Clotrk
Pt~:)tdent .John Ho\.\urd \.\U" lorccd lO
~tgn after the hotl) debated Egg
Sculpture nppcnrcd nn t."1tmpu:., a mmc
that Cltusctl the .:.chonl's fhtltrd ol
Trustee to \\ithdmw it' :.upnort lor
'h"t j, called "an ac'it hct ic.dly
m,\gutdcd" administr.ttor .
"It's had enough ltn\\ard was c.dlcd
'Haflr'IY Juck' I or Ml long.'' -.11icl on
tnt\t~c who a~kcd nut to be nttfncd.
"8ut \\hen that c:g.g thtng Wlt\ plnppcd in
front ol Stcwurt, pc:oplc: started c:tlling
h1m 'Hnp lnck. • It got to be too much.
and "e a t.:ed hun to step down."
"He hod mnrc breal.:fn,t invttntion'
th.ln e\cr alter the "culpturc: \\It'
'""''cu," one prcstdentilll sc:creuu) tu ent ri
~~Bugs" reported in SAGA ca it • I t r
-
the Militant Lag .tcquin:d a conltdc:nltal
tntc:r-offi cc: memo wriuc:n by one
"AG,~ employee: who '" no longer
<hsoctutc:d with the: corporation
Though there is no pcctfic mc:ntton of
dining room buggms. the: mc::mo calls
for the rcmov-JI of all napkin despent.ers
and rcnovnuon of the juice machtnc:i
under the gui'c ol "co~t-cffec:ti\e
• tmprovc:mcnto;.'' The memo also sa v-
that liiUdtnt' wilt not mi~'i the n.tpkt~'
bc:cuu\4: thc:y .. arc: slobs, ,,n~'W'd)' ·• and
a .. k, whether the pcunut butter .1nd the:
bac:on bits could b~: · temporuraly
removed" wuhout 'tuc.lc:.nt' notrctng
anythtng am"~
'We hoJX b} the'>t mea-.ure' to make
SACJA dtntng more: pleasurable for all
tnvolved • the memo ay ....
Thi' and other strange circumsuJnct.·
yet uncxphunc:d present a hu1y ptcturc
ol \\hat appears to be a clear cusc of
admini,u·atiw 'tol<uion:, , Among them
the appCdrancc: outsadc F-ield.; o( a van
murlo;ed WA·I Plumbers" one dav ta:.t
winter. A .. ked recently aboui the
incident, ncv. ':)AGA Director Fr.tn
Meyer ~id . "We were having problem-.
wath our automatic dbhv.a her · \he
could not explain wh} the plumbe~ ·
v-c.1 n had an elect rontc dtsh on ih root
and enough antenna) to w.Jrm the heart
of an alten 'lpacc truvclcr
One ~AGA employee who as~ed not
be nnmcd becau~e he l'car. n:tnbuu.on
sntd he: wa~ present the: day the Hill
showed up
"I wa~ washtng tomatoes when thc'c
three gu}~ cume in carrying hc.J\)
equtpment which they took into ..1 bac~
room." the employee \Uid ... I snud:
back to take a pee~ .and the) were:
pulling out lots of wire ~nd hooking up
gadgets that looked 'tnHght out of a
.\Cience fiction mo\ ie.
"It reminded me ol "hen roadies !>et
up n ound sy~tcm for a concert, .. the:
cmplo}C:C: said. Nl rhought St\GA wn~
gntng t(l 'tart lw \'tng the: mustc in
Fields. Then they brought tape
machine fl into one ol the e)(ecutt'lo'C:
olltccs und I knew something wa'
wrong Plc:aw don't u..c nt) name 1 hey
mtght pol\on m) lood it they round
out ..
llpon further invc:..,ttgarion, thi'
reporter di~co, ·c:red a padlocked
v.ooden door at the: back ol the SAGA
rcc.allc:d. "He nevc:r under'ltood v.hy
folk \.\ould ulwny:. scm~ him egg' and
pancakes. though he: dtd cnJO\ al."
The egg \CUipture 1 gone: no\.\,
crad;c:d off it' base b\ a dedicated •
group of hungry vanduls. ( c related
article on terrori.;t truming). who hnnd
delin:rcd thc ~culpture to the former
president\ home.
"'Actuallv . Jad: wit~ 4uitc plett!>cd •
about 1 hat inctcleol," the trustee ~11d ,
··He told u~ he planned tn Clln\C:rt II (the
~culpaure) into u henhouse "
Student outcry lust }CUr o'er the
placement t)l the 'culrturc "tthout
,tudc:nt nppro' ll wus the mamla~tor "'
a king lor Ho"urd' re~tgruttton, the
tru:.h:c Slttd. ''When the student :started
ranting, the dclntJrs quit badangund \\c
wid Jac~ to get pad:mg."
"Ho\\ard culled the tudcnt ... :z = •
• •
•
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Insecure SAGA officials, fearful of a student plot, are monHorl111 student
conversations Inside Fields dining room with elaborate ""bugging"
eqUipment THE MILITANT lOGINICit Aunn
ktlchen marked only by a handwritten noticable tinny sound when lightl)
stgn !>aying .. Freeter. Contain tapped.
pcri\hable muteriab ." When a,ked to Sttll, Jones and other 5tudent
open the door. SAGA officials said the )U!>pett wrongdoing Jones said thin8-'
pc~on who had the l.:e) wa:. in a ~clo~d he has t.all.:ed about tn AGA one nighl
meeting" and could not he dt)turbed . wind up coming bad. to him the next
"What do )'OU want to lool.: in there day.
for?" a::.ked one offical. -You can read "The grapevine on tbis campus i~
the :.ign. can't you'! Aren't you a college: quick, but not that quick," said Jon~ .
student?" .. If you ask me. f think somebody'
A'lking then to see the: napkin me.,:.mg with the grape:-.."
holders. thi .. reporter was told that" all Jones said he didn't kno~ anything
food c:onveruenc:es and utencils arc: put about .. executive paranoia ," but said
into .. torngc.: after each meal and put out that regardle:.~ ..... ometh.ing's ti hy m
'\hartly be lore the hnc:., open to pn::' ent AGA und it ain 'l the Friday night
unnecc!ISM\ "andnlt~m •• -A thorough 'each underneath the
tables and the salad bar foilc:d to
unto\er an)thing to .. uggc)t foul play.
although the: juice machtnes did hu\c 11
'tran\icnh.' .. aid nne 'tudcnt leader.
.. He ..:aid we didn t ha\e ~} in \\hat
goc' on our cumpu' because i~ wa:.n't
our campu ... We "ere only tcmpomr.}.
m~e bums.
"I~ got a ... et of I outs Vumon
luggage and thtu t\.1 me isn"t tr.w~•cnt ttl
:'Ill. fhnt'::. lir'' etas .. "
"It\ really too bad :1 hout Jad.:," sa ttl
one Munor HQu'lc: olltct,ll. "\\hen he
•
\\U n't bctng 111\'lled to brcHkflht, he
sun: could cook up n me-.ut t\OC him ell "
In the It me .;ince ht" dcp nure,talk of
llo\\ard's attmction to egg::. hu pre 1d
"IUCI}
-He ":t" nlmo t obsc cJ \.\ith egg ;·
~ltd another cfo,c to Ho\.\artJ. ""tie h.1d
pluns for rsn enure carton on campus-a
dMen egs "cupture . Hc·d eat nmu7tng
amount of eggs. I uc d to '), 'J ad.
watch yourchtJiestc:rol.' but he'd ju t menu. either.··
SAG,\ olticialll. mean" hilc declined
to commc:nt on the: nutritional quality
ol microphone\ .
brenk into a .. mile and a k me tf I
wanted an omelet.
.. fter the ~tudcnt prt'tested that
ulpture. thouch. Jack "ound up wath
egg on ht~ face.
"\\'eahh • donors .. Ulned calhn_g u'
the 'sunn_)--stdc:-up cnmpu :"hat" ith n
president named'Happ)1Jacl1and st1mc
warped egg suung on the rntttn road 'o
one: \\U' tukang u 'criousl) . Ho" could
\\C cuuvinee contrihuton; "''C \\'Cit! on
n(nucmic in lllution whc:n "C' came off
th ~~ loon~ bm."
••Jack 's happ) on ha:. fllrm tltt'!\C'
da) ... the tru tee said. "'nnd "e han:: n
nc\\ pn: ... Jdcnt here \\ h\ SC' lad ol
contrO\c:rsy please') dono~
"I c:t's JUSt hope uardncr doc.-n'l
<.'Omml" ton On) one 1o do a \'cgetnble
~culpru~... the tru tee uddcd -one
courM: or th1s 1 enough for me .. anzanita • I erators stri ores • 1es
8\ 8 \lOOk,\ JOt'
\I IJ\lr th.lO!U·' 10 ~l.tn ,11\tl.t l)(llm
••~ 10 t"l(cd .tftcr n'ttlc "'' there
cwct\\ hclmin~l\ approud ·• pl.111 lor the
ch,rm to 'C\CdC: ltotn II' huc't
hrcthcren .tnd h\~lll ...cllmg "' C'''"
('lt)II\.IC\, th~ hr't hem~ to nut J,c
\l.m ,101&<1 I~·\\'' and (.fat I. (. ulkgl•\
••r't .1nd onl\ "do thin~ opuunaf" •
llllm
th more than 1\\o-to·,,n c. ~l.tn7. tmtu
!\\clkr-. th" \\CCI. ,,Jed \\llh tht•
.JUh)OOnlOU' "I n.'C 'JliMtCd .. pf.tn, \\ hh'h
.tllO\\, Ut'~t m rc,tdcnh :md ',,nnr ""'
hed then dothlh~ '' hilc th<'\ 3rt, Ill tht•
dc'ltm Ongtn.tll) profh''cd carl\ ln~t
tc:rrn an l·ore't Dtnm Counl'tl, htltcr
tcrnpcmtun .-s forced I C 'tmknt' "'
mnl.:c cl(h(' lrtrntl' l,l,t..tnd the pl,111',
,upport U\\ tndlcd. unttl ''"'} ~hm:r.tnll fl
''':!' lclt to e~pmc tht t~.fc.t puhhd\
fhe f"l:t n \\ ·'' rupulum :cd l.ttt: '·'''
term h) ,, ,mall grtiU(l ut ~1il01antt .tn'
\\ho ''"'cd to go on u hunger 'trtkl: tf
sc:hl10l oltu:ah ~-.oH:rd np tht:n nght t•'
undn:J-~ '"th a '\o nudt '\n lm,d"
JlfOtC'I U!!UiO!>I the l (. .tdmtnt'>ltallun.
'\:hool ofiic.ih remained ''lent on the
'"ut.. o no 'tnL.e occurred
Opponenet' of tht mea,urc arc cr) mg
tout bccau'c the) ..a~. tht balloting \\a'
done on a unday toP~' entl he dorm\
high concentrauon of -born .tgJin"
C.hrisuan' from \Ottng due to prtor
church commitments. The\ arc
demanding etther another electton or
admmi<>UUti\C actton.
Res1dence Hllll~ Dtrtctor Deni'e
Thompson . upset about the recent
Manz.nntt.a development'S , proml\ed
yesterda) to -take a hard, ri~t-hnnd
look at the problem "
.. 111 not ha'e Manzanita or an) other
dorm becomtng hke the Powell Adult
Motel on Southeast Powell, ' -.atd
Thomp\on .. No wa). If these ktds want
\0 take thier dotht!> orr. let them do It
after dorm parties and behand clo~ed
doors .. Thom~on did not add whether
the .;chool woultf pro' 1de movte'> dod
waterbed !-
Still, opponenu arcn 't satisfied The)
don't like the ne~ rule be<;d use they feel
the dorm ~111 toe the .. home}ne '~ · tb
been L:no~n for. The} a~ afraid the
dorm· isolated loc:auon ~ill onl}
augment the problem and they ~orry
about cro\\d control
"The~ arc certain nght., we lo~r '
ha\.~ too," ~id one opposition leader. "btl ,,,a.:ctJ not It' be na mul "h~:ca u'e
thl') mtght run m) undcr\\~;Jr up the
ll.tgpnle." tlr -,.ud thHt \H'n th,,ugh thl'
111lc' ~'' "'dutlung opttOnill," mea ntng
lltlc nl.l\ ut nl.l\ run \\cnr chnhc' in"'k •
the d "' m .. , ha~· "n ma "' pcuplt•
aHllltHJ "lw .Ht' nut onh ~.:mh<llnl"I:J
h\ 1 hcu tl\\11 ht'd IC' but h'! oth"·r \
hothn ,,, \\dl '
.., \.h,n't J..nu\\ hen\ mu~h tmlc \UU H
,p~.·nt 11 ~tmnd hul "'ttJ ,, not her
~t.tni'.tfliHIIl Hf'f't"UI tn IIU lnO\l', "hut
thC' ~It" llr\'11 't "''•'"'II~ Pl.t nMI\'' ol the
~tClnth I mc.llt, 1f th( '~t.Oll\ "·'' bclll't
I'd h~ nil f,H the plan \\ tlh "hat\ here
""". though. tl I \\ tnt to ''-c.: n.tlo.cd
hud' I nu!!ht ,,, \HIIco 111 \ \(• \
Om· r..:,ldcnt "hu dill Ill' 1<1 ht. ,,
flhtlrrl ···~·lln .. L'h(l,tt.tn ""d he· ~o1'n t
IIIU \'OIICC'fOl'd" ,thuut the ChJngc'.
Ml u'ualh l~lc"c Ill\ C\C'-tu the \\urld • • •
11•111nd me. un\\\,i\,-hl.' -..ud •
\ nt tlu: r "bur n-.1 !!'-'' n ... 'tu d c n 1.
htl\\0\'f. t.''f'll'"C'cl C~ln.:ml tlUlrolf:tl' <!I
tlw tmal \Ute lk ''"d hl \\Ill mgunll\' :t
"horll-ill!lllll pttHC\t" 10 t.th• thl' 1\\Ul'
h\ thl' ~ullut " lh.• '-dtd hc tlunl.:' tht.'ll'
• ..rc l'rHtugh J'l\.'tlpk .tgatn\t 1 he ruk I <I
mnunt an clll'lll\l t.nunh:t .tltl'nlfll
"II <.ind had \\ollltld \l,tn l<l '''"
n.tlo.ctl ltc ''uuld m. 'l.f ha\l inH:ntctl
The parties will culminate
in the unfurlin g of a
banner christening the
dc>rm,·· Man1.anaked''
thre-.td .. the \tudtnt ...a1d ~our protc't
wtll tx. two-fold J-m,t wc11 ull ~car hg
leave' to 'ho~ our faith and our bchd
that I c~c' and (lurk I\ the modc.:rn-du'
Garden ol Eden If that doc'"' worlo..
wc11 ull wear d'l much clothing Ull we
c:un even when we tukc \bower\ ..
In the ~•nncr \ ctrclc. howc"cr "
another ~tory Backer!> of the mca~urc
nrc plann1ng wcelo.-long .. , ector}
parttc' ·· ~h1ch accordtng to one
organi1er .. "''" make Ammal Hou!>C
loolo. lih a doll hou\4.. tn compamon "
"We rc ~ucte plca,ed ~ith the r~ult
..acd another re,tdcnt. who would onl)
~he hi' wai .. t \ilc ... lt \tarted grd"·
root and no~ we don't e'en need the
gril~'-root\ \\ere free." he addctl that
the fMrttc' ~•II culminat e. 10 the
unfurling ol a banner chn,tcnin~ the
Protester wrap~s trustee
in antituition support
BY J. ROSS BROW"'E
In an upparent protc..l 0\C:r the
S 1200 tuition increa!>e. a nude
.sludent ~rapped a green athletic
up porter around the head uf a I c:~ ''
and Clark tru,tec at i.l recent tru't"-e
champagne brunch. ccurit)
reported ye .. tcrda ~.
'I he trustee. who a led to rtmum
anon) moull. S3id that he \\as about
to take u bttc of his Ala~kan Ktng
C1.1b "hen a student ~eanng onl~
argyle ~ocks and Mid:C) Mou ~c cars
uddenly appeared at hi~ ide.
After the trustee asked to ee his
iO\itation . the :.tudent alleged!) put
an athlettc ~upportcr O\Cr the
lrustcc's he-ad and ughtencd it ... ow
you can feel the pinch ton." he:
shouted.
BccauM: the roomful! of 'tnrtled
trus tee~ ~ere slo~ to rc-.tct. the:
student was able to grab a platter ol
London Brotln he escaped out the:
door At. he mn out, the guc:~h near
the duor reported that he )C:Ilctl,
MLons li-.c Robtn Uol;d, ~ho teal
from the nch and gi\e 10 the dorm ...
the tdenttt}' ol the ~tudent as sull
unkno~n . :shhnugh tt prc\'Die
2 THE MILITANT LOG IO\c\ttgauon b\ a group of ladte~
pn:,ent at 1 hl brunch is tn the
m.tlo.tng,.
I he '•cum wa~ t<tken to the
Portl&~nd CommunH> Ho~pttal to
ha\C the \Upportcr 'urg1tall y
remO\cd from h" bro~ and is
reported in f<J ir 'onditton.
When 4UC'>tionc:d at the ho,pual
about the gender ol the a''ailant. the
trustee ~cd ... 1 ha'c: )et to contact m>
law)er and led thut bceau'>e of the
circum~tanec l> ~urroundtng thi'
occu~ncc I am unablt to comment
on that parttcular 4Ut\IIOn ."
Chief of Campus Sc:curity DICI..
Pickett sucd thut a thorough. offical
tn\ ·e~uga tion '' planned "Oue to
some: unu .. ua I 1 ype!> or print~ left on
00\:. of the Wall'> Wl hdu:ve that ~C
mil\' have ::.orne lc:<td' toward
.tpprehending the: 'uspcct Bec:au'c: of
rucnt ad\.lnCC\ 10 radtOUCII\'C
carhon printing, the F.B.I. no~ h •• ,
wuys of tractng thc!ie 'IOrts of thmg., ··
the M.'CUrtt \ director said. "\\ e hu \C •
nlrc:udy begun 11ome prehminary
1esting nl tmlct scatli :1nd automob ile
windo~~." he added. Residents show off new "Manzanaked" dorm pollcv. which
Manzanita LC's first clothing-optional dorm. THE MILITANT LOGIPonv
dorm "Mnnl.tnul.cd "
..,umc hacl.cr' htlld a mort: <.'<tultuu'
\ ll'\\ Of the \IIIIOIIIOI\.
\\~: \\ant to l.:l'CJ'l our hund' nn the
1\\Ut: .... ud um; '>Uppnrt~:r We don't
~41nt pt.uplt. l.tlhng u' the n-.: 1 ~odom
.tnd Gomrnorah <~nd ''l <.an't lx tour
~u1de' lor ''ghl\t.'l r'
\\t.'rc 'tudenl\ ltr't nudc't'...ctond
\OU lo.now. • • Anutht.r 'tudt.•nt 'ltlld he \t.'l."> great
nppllrt utttc' ;Ht,tng I rum tht. llothtng.
opuonal pnltc\
"We can dcltmtel\ hnld mort..• dorm
p.trttC'> and churgc htgher adml'l~lon for
them 'tht: \tudent 'oUtd "Wc11 have 'o
man\ pcoplt here 1111 be JU't a' well no
nnc'll wear an} clothe' ··
f\udt'm and nudl\l colontcll, popular
tn the 'ClO\ and 70'~. " u nc:-w 1dea not
clnl~ lor tht' campu' but lor other!> u'
well I he only other attempt at
'omc:th1ng ''mtlar ~.~~ tn 1972 ~hen a
'mall group ol Harvard 'ltudcnh tried
tu mul-e fcmuk--countcrpan Raddiffc a
nudl\1 collegt.. 1 he proJect failed. wtth
pin nncr etllng "prcmat urc CJaCualuon
ol an idc«J .tht.ad ol1t' llmt. "..t' the CUU\t.
ol dt.ltat
\tudcnt' in other dorm' eltprc"cd a
<.crtatn tlcgrcc ol ..1pnth\ 0\CJ tht "'uc
One Copci,Jnd 'tudcnt 'utd rc'ldcnt'
ol ht.:r dorm \Wren "t JCUtth a\\ure of tht
l'vt.tnlanttil <.'\COl
·People do\\n her~. in Plott Ho\\ard
ilOd Copdund don't rc..tlh L.now or e<trt.·
much ubuut ~hat happ t..n~ tn the upper·
campu' dorm' lth l ore,t." \he \tlld
""lo om.• get' up there unlc,., thcrt\ a
part v or 'omct ht ng. I m not even 'lUre I
bchcvc thl\ nudt't thmg 111 have to we
11 my-.clf"
..,he laughed "C oml to think of it." ,h~; \Ucd. "I want to 'cl 11 my,cll -
~IOCC tht: IOlli'>Urc \ upprovul, t'r
t.umpu' whtft. pcrhap' publtc~
.tp<tthcttc ha' bc~on <1\HI\h Wtth rumon
..,nmt. "" tt ""true" that Munlanttllb
~•II bc.tblc to attend cla-.'c' naked.
1 hd t 1 he.: boo I.. 'tore
htno<: ula r,
\11/llont lOR 'ltuffcr' clo.,d~ cyct"1
th'" dorm report no unu,uul uctl\'11) •
nl }l'l
·It\ 1111 too carl) We haven't htttllr
weekend ," sa1d a Militant Log reponcr
"It gets ktnd of dull up here on Aldn\
roof. but that won't lost long ...
Security Otrector R1chard Pu~bll
'utd he "w,bn't expect tog" any unu~&JII
de a llns' on theca mpU\ '" cclcbruttonot
the pro~nudl\t ruhnl!.
"If there·., any trouble,'' 'laid Pi·c kttL
''~rnly ''Officer Vern Kadcll and I
get to the bottom of ll "
~orne Man1antta rc\ldents d
lnrc\cc un)' major dl\rupllom bec·aWt
nf 1 ht: nc~ poltcy 1 he) don't predK1
org1c' or d'"·cadencc' JU'It been uo.e
dont huH uur clothe' on"
"It\ unfortunutt. , I lo.nn~ 'a1d
Mun1anttan 'but I can't \Ct: "hcrct
rult. \\ill ha\Cr .tn\ ellcct on the dun~
hrc.: hlr«: I would hopl Wl'rc all m111
maturl th,tn thut "
"lie\ fight," oll,tret..:d .1 )(1Uil!! WO~
next to him. "llu' ''n t gmng 10 mal
Man1unit.t hh Anctent Rome I tht
people "ho call th" The:. Occhn~
htll ot Muntuntta · arcn ·, lxm~ ......... .
and ma) t:\>CII ht a btl JC<IIOU\
•·J>robobl) thl mo't I'm
about "'ht. ,a1d .,, hu" 'Ill} I'm
to look tclhng pcopk I ~ant to be
f.J\ltton de\tttncr When It \Ct. ffi\ hkr
1\c p<tttcrncd " tn) btrthdu) \UII •
Has homework got you shell-shocked? Are
your studies ruining your soc1allife? Don't
stand for it! Jom the Coalition of Students
Against Homework . We're working to
preserve your sanity
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APRIL 1, 1 Test tubeSl
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ROBERT REDV
1\n unU'IUOI COl
. ween I ( \ Btol(
l()cpartmenl\ ho' rel
nc:cr ha ,lo.ct bn II tej
unbC:.ttahlc
Semon. Dun Mcd
l•niH')C U\Cd fCC(
1ral engmccrinJ
~r~Ct iUIIOnil ry prOCCC!
··""'uc:' tn aruficw I
their first ,an
rslty. LC ed
• 1n .. !
FIDEL KENNEl
Reports of horrors
wJthtn the Olit
·nv~uc:o. Build tng ha VI
tdcnce of nu
ments occunn'
h amazing ta
ratory rat' and d
liUIC IS betng dump
center
A Btolog) Dcpartr
he was "trytng l
m la1ot year\ !>CX.t:
h controver:.}
in an often e111
~trangc dcahngf
.. " htch the 'c.h(
' to acknowlcd1
The official .. aid
tould mnkc Oocj
hkc u schoolt
Are
com
PAR
an yo
1, 1982 If"
,val, t'c
publtch
rum on
flanttllll
ked. a~~t
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reponft
n Alder\ ,.
I Pickett
nd I Wt
... atd
~·herr tt
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a II m ... ,
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to rest tubesters
• • -1n resu s 1n
ROBERT REDWOOD
An unu,uul coopc-rutavc effort
wc:l'n I <. \ Baolog) and Athletic
.,., ... rtmcnt' hu' r~'ulttd an a new
l'lll11iCCf b.a,kctball tetlin that may pro\c:
unl>l:••lll bIt
\cniOr\ nun Mcddhng and \uruh
\lengclr U\cd recently dt'icovcrcd
• .. n,.•tca I enl_il mc:cnn!l tcchnaquc' and
rt~oiUitonnr} procecduu:' for ral\ing
u,uc:' m artaftc:aul womb' lor thetr ~en tor fHOJC:Ct. l hanks Ia their
erfort\,the men's learn wu' rc:<Hed in 1e t
tube\ rc:suhtn~ in c: xcepttonul si1c and
'lrcngth .
lnten'i"e hormone treatment and
wc1ght tnuntng brought the Ptm. to (ull
maturity tn JU'It lour wed.!. and the:
excdlcratcd ~trowth procc:~' ha\ head
conch Dave Martie: \lcry excited ubout
the upcomtn~ 'ea,on
"A \Wrung line up that avcral.ile'
• ....
THE MILITANT LOG/Penny Tax
their first ,ame, LC's genetic super-squad dominated Wlllametta
:atv. LC ed 65-2 until Wlllamette 's team left at the haH.
••
FIDEL KENNEDY
Reports of horror stone~ rakmg place
Within the Ohn Chemistry and
·nY:~>II.;.) Build tng have proven true With
td~nc~ of nuclea r·rela ted
·~pcnme nt-. occunng there comb1ned
h amanng tales of mutant
ratory ntt and charges that nuclear
~ ... ~ IS bc1ng dumped at the campus
tt)-chng center
A B10log> Department offic1ul, who
he was .. , ry1ng to clc:ar h1s nam~ "
m la~t ye.Jr·~ .. exual harassment of
·ludcnt'> controvcr ~ told the Milllant
in an often emotional mtentc"
\trongc dc:altng-. are gomg on tn
~"h1ch the school udmtmstr<~tton
u\l'' to acknowledge or bdtc\e ..
Tht oChc1al \Uid expcnments that
ma~e Doctor Frnnkenstetn
hJ..e a schoolboy playing "''h matches" have taken place on a regular
basis stnce the costly sctence center wu
dedicated two years ago
"l\te seen ex.penments that would
make your flesh crawl, .. the professor
satd. "In fact, I've ~een an experiment
just like that "
The professor \aid nuclear
experiments have been tried ,.mce the
U.S Government swrted donaung
SIZable amount\ or plutontum to the
Physic~ Department .. omeume last
year
.. Tho'e .. ncab tn Physic .. told the
Admtni~trouon the Ga\lernment was
gtvtng them \Urplus mercuf) so they
could make thermometer\ to -.c:ll to help
support the department," he \Uid "And
tho~e ntnnte~ 'tabled up 1n the Manor
Hou~ bc:hcved them ..
We've Missed You Dear!
Are your parents a bit nosey wh_en they
come to visit? Buy your can1ster of
PARENT OFF today! Guaranteed to repel
anyone over 401
L 1, 1982 ~ven-foot·flve? ... aid the smiltng co;ach
a. he watched hi~ team run through n
recent practice, "You bet your
O\leructavc pttutl;t ry gland I'm hu ppy.
We'vt had some trouble with them not
knowmg thctr own r.trcngth he: added •.
pointing to the 'IOitd \ted buck boMds he
WO\ forced to tnltlall whl'n stnndard
llh•~s board'l werc:continuully hollered.
"1 htn~ of what we ~1vc on rccru111ng
caMs I thtng 'gr0\1. your own· will be the
cuache~' motto in the next dc:cade."
Some member( of the l.C M:ience
community have ~oicc:d concern O\ler
the ethics of a gcnetacully engineered
ba<>kctb<all squud ... You're fielding u
lc.!m 1ha1 i,, .. a'l Professor ol Cheml'itr\ -Me c:ely Snult put it, .. not quite
human ..
··we: all like a "inning ba;;ketb.tll
team,·· he ...a1d •but tht"t going too far.
Aside from the practical cont,iderations
like ftndmg desk' for thn\C antmals.
cxcus~o me young men ~n fit an, where
wtll you \lap'~
''Not unttl we get to the rwtionul
champa on<~hips ,'' said Coach Martie. "I
don't care what that 'mock-wea ring
wtmp thmkll. these playe~ are going to
rcvoulutionazt the game We may
ehmmate the drtbble No one can reach
a\ htgh .1~ tU,. so we11JU"'t to .. s chc ball to
each other. \tand under the bar,ket and
dunk 1t everyt1me ..
For conventence and because they
lack parents for surnames, Martie calls
h1~ players simply by numbe~ . Number
one .. .ln etght-foot-three center, ~id he
• I
According to the tnstructor , 1ntttal
Olin experime nts mvolvc sophtstt·
cated resean::h to determane whether the
college could build tts own nuclear
reactor form the govunment
plutontum. a study that would
eventually determine if the college could
construct tts own atom1c bomb
Research and experimentation wa'
abruptly ~topped. the tnstructor ~1d,
'ihortl)' after the campus .. egg sculpture ..
was stolen Accu~at1on§ that the
sculpture Wll'l actually a prototype for
the nuclear reactor ha"c not been
nscertatned •
"There arc madmen running amud
tn Oltn who want to 'itf: the building
replace the Mdnor HotBc ns the center
ot college pohcy-maktng and will .stop
at nothang to get 11." he ~td who added
he hn'> gone to Pres1dent Gardner with
his charges "but he only threaten to
take me orr the tenure track ..
The academtc1an sntd nuclear waste
from the e'tpenment'i 1~ betng 'itored at
the en mpu!l recycling center unit I
.. omethmg c<~n be done with it. He
estimated .1' much as 500 pounds of the
rodioacttve \\'a~te has aclumulated so
far. The volatile subo;utnce '"can go
anyttme. "the profe"or ..aid. adding the
wa~tc 1!1 betng h1dden in ordinaf)
garbage cam. mar .. c:d !llmplv ... Sc:ienttlic
Tm'!lh ....
.. ut one of tho'ie l.:id' thro" a
cigarette butt into one tho~ can~ and
you're going to ha\e a disa~ter that
would make Hiroo,htma look li~e a
playground, not to mention the
rodio.tCtiVtl) Jeaktng into the
atmosphere and being e:~Cpo:~~c:d to the
f,ortland commum ty "
By far rhe strangest report is radio-
acuve mutenal lcaktng inside the
~cicnce bu1lding and bctng eaten by
group' of rot' living on the lower floor.
According to the Btology in:..tructor. the
rnts ha\C' gro"n to a-.tounding ize .. and
thry're getttng bigger.
"One mt mutated at :o.uch a taggering
rate that it c:~ped belorc \\t could C\Cn
begtn to capture it. We found it hnd • lOS
feel~ bud about the ncgatJ\C: publicity he
und his ''brothers"' have been getting.
''WeJUSI want a brebk like the next gu)
We didn't e>Jen get normul childhoods
·• nd it", hurd as hell to find s11c 49
,nc.tker' "
Whttmun college coach Joe Wilson
ex.pre -.cd his concern when facms the
Ptoai in !hear 'ruson opener. UMy god.
whntthe hell is that!" he s-.1id as the P1o
cumc: on the the Ooor for warmup .
.. Coach, I want to go home," sauJ
forward Durand Mar~lin . "fhe~·s
definitely somethtng abnorrMI about
them. They keep bumping their heads
on the rim." added as!iistant coach Pete
&'ihclm.
fhc P1os were ahead 65-2 near the
end of the first hall when Whitman
called a time out, The Missionnrc1s
huddled and conferred belore grubbing
thcu belonging!~ and running out of the
building. "Wait 'till thc:y ec:: us on a
good night," s:.id Martie
Whitman filed 3 protest '>'ith the
league oflicials bur officmlco are trying
to dectdc: how to in\-e1tigatc Wilson's
charge'\ that Ma rtlc is "'runntng a
Fr.1nkenstem factory ut LC ... Almott
every collegtutc athleuc governing bod)
ha~ expressed concern O\IC:r genetically
engineered atheletes .
..We have to get a handle on this, ..
~id National Intercollegiate Athletic.s
Pmident Myron Upstanding . "It's just
not fair to u~ supermen to play normal
human betng.s "
disgu&sed itself as Communications
profe"or and was coUec:ong salary "
School offictals were eharacter
isttcally mute on the offic:al's charscs
Physu:s Department Chairman Or
Robert Martm said he was unawa~ of
any wrongdoings in Obo and ~ot to
believe the old lechers in B1ology ... He
added that the worst offense he knew of
to date was when an absent·minded
student left a bunsen burner on too long
c.lUStng a small fire '"that the profe«or
quid.ly extinguished ...
As for nuclear waste, Martin said he
wa more (;Oncerned with the
Miotellectual w.ute" of .. orne of these
'ltudents who '-"3nt to doctor.;.
"'Talk about nuclear ac~ident,., .. snid
Martin, .. th~e ~tudenb mtBt•\c been
born on a fault line "
Lewi!\ and Clark College President
Jamc:' uardner ~td he remem~r.i the
'81ology mstructor speaking to him
about .. orne alleged nuclear danger.
"He wos talking scaenct ficuon, .. said
Gardner. ~He wa~ rantin!! and raving
about giaot .)pace rats and power
hungrl prof~~ors. Ho" could un)one
behe\e that talk~ I a\kcd him ho'>'
thtng were at home and he said it
hadn '1 been too smooth since some
'ltudents were charging ~exual
hnras,mcnt last year ... the LC president
said he told the proftS)Or to '"shape up"'
or face :s re\'it'>' board .
An in,estigation into the recycling
~enter operations re\ealed nothing to
~up port tht' Biology prof~sor's charges.
although wor~er:i at the center refused
to open u locked door marked .. Special
Equipment ." Upon further imC)ti¥8-
tion. at wus learned the undetermined
actt\·ity takes place late Tuesday nights
at the center, which close before
'undo"" · Sourecs close to the late ntghc
~C' tons "ould s&} that "orkcrs .. are
doing orne pre11y hea\: 'tuff and that
don't mcun boule collccung"
In addttaon, charge thht P~1dcnt
G:mincr wear a lead thttt·rieC~e utt to
"or~ could not be conlirmed
THE MILITANT LOG 3 • 1n
Activities tied to College Outdoors program
8\ 1 Ol C.R 'T
"•me \lu\ 1~81 a CIHC'full\ 'dc\:ll'U
group ot .,, male Jnd tcmak l ~'"' .111t1
(lnrk ,tudcnt' ha\C been im oh~;d '"
I' 1ru·nuhwn tcrrori.'t tnumng thrnugh
u 1oim .agn:cmcnt b"'''"c~:n tht" ,chonl\
t.'llcse Outd",or" prot!ntm .und tin·
cntral Intelligence t\g~n~ ·'· .u ht!o!h·
mnt.:mg :o.<'hool udmmi,trator dt,clm~d
la't wee'-.
1 n ,, 1 ~ f'C\Hitten mc,,att t" 'hpJ)(~
under the dour ol tha~ m ·' 'l';•rc:r !I
olltCl'' thl· olltl'tal. "ho n'h'd [M
an''"' mil\. 'aid the ~tu,knt" llfl'
tr.Aintng ,,n un ,,o1.11ed I hll .. twru.
Orc:!!illl I arm lor f"''''hk u'c "'"here' cr
nttdcd" OJ!!·""'' klta't urn''"!!' abH'.Jd.
, f!i.'C'tltC~tll~ ("en 1m I \ mcrrl a I ht•
UJII("tal tdd~d lhC \IUdCIIh OlU} b{• U\Cd
ut h11mi..' 111 ca\C ol n f""-'thlc mt\\CRll'lll
agom't the Rc:.tgan \dmtm,trnunn h)
anllhlr.uang 1h( 'tudent' tOh' lcadcr,htn
J'lll"llton:-.. ,,, quaou' \\cll·knu\\n
en\ rronmcnt~tl and pohtu:.tl·ldt .ICII\ '''
or ~alli/.J trun ...
-J am rc\t'.!lmg th" 1nlnrmutwn
bcalu'l' I am ~onccrn~·d thc~t th~·
tudcnh in' oh cd .H-e h"tng '-lght ul
cducauun ,t, thc:lr ft[,t praont)." thl.'
oliH.UII .,.,,d Be at.h.ll'<f that tht"' .tnd
other .. ,choJa,ttl~ dt,trat'lmn, .. nun hi.'
resp''"' h'~ for thl.' 'chool\ to" of a Ptu
Bet 1 "-.sppu chaptcr c4trltcr lall term
1 h~ olltcwl ~1d the 'tudcnt' \\Cl\.'
cho,cn lor rhcu '"athlcltc and
intc:IIC'Ctual ab1httc,.- thou~h he ~ud
.. somettm~ the l\\0 don't ~u hand an
hand··
Or~ginall} 100 tudcnt-. \\ere
approached carl) la .. t ... prtng term h)
mail with the pro .. ~ I of Jotnrng a 'ccrct
"tudents may be used
ar home in case or a
pos ible mo,·emenl
against the Reagan
administration.
con.,;er\'ati\c: organt7atton called ·'\a\c
Our Nauon.-or ~0'-0\cr half \\.tnt to
the first meetrng. held one April C\cntn~
tn the ba)C'menl ol ::1 secluded I a~.c
0>\l.ego home. There the} were
.:recned and gi\.en !>~etch) detail~ of the
.. rrangement. Local Cl A membe~ and
"'interc~ted" ~chool offic1als hand
prdcd the 25 \tUdents from thoU rntttal
, a }!rnur 1 hi.' admtnl,tr.uM ... rid h~ "a'
ptl''-1.'111 .tl thl' 111nltn~ ollld '"f'r''."'l'll
th1.• tdl'ot unttl "tl !!Ill tllll ~~1 ll.trHJ
''\\ h.tt \H Otl\\ h.JH' '' '' lth.'r,tl
1 t 1 \," '""' olltuul 'uu.l
\H'tHt.ltnf Ill thl' .tdll\101'1 I ,tiUI. til\'
tl.'fhHI'I ~I<'UO I.Uil,hl\ nl 14 llll'll <ttul
II ,, nllll'll .. 111 ''"""' dl\ cr,tt~ . ht1t
gl.'m:mlh tCfHl ''l'lll~ttl\~ ul a I~ P'"::'
d.t\·tl'-c.lu~ I l.'\\1' .md ( lurlo. '""knl
1 k ~.ud t hrc"· ul 1 h~.· "I'll'"' :t!!rc"t\l' ..
,, utklll' \\ crl.' ~ ht"C'n to k:t<1 I hl' prc1u('l
1 hl' ,tudcn" d td 11n1 I."''\' "h,, hlld
hl•l'fl rtdcJ unltl lhl·~ mer ~·arl~ l,,,t
\t.l\ on th~ Hllhhtlrn gruunth IM ltn.tl •
httl"'tn~ and ll."tc tl:untn~
<.ode n.tml·d "Or~o ·mtu1n "( \<i,"ltH
Studenl l mN.:f\uttH' \~,"''" (rruup.
the 15 J"ICtlpk ml'<.'t cu"·h \\Cl'h·nll ''''
l'l!!hl·lwur ph),IC.t1 an<.l ml.'nt.d tr.llrung
111 m.trltal an ... h.md·lo·hunJ ~.;umhat.
~,•,pln,l\ "'· target ,h\lt\1111~ . 'J"ICCIIII
\\l',lf'IHI\1\ llll'IIC\,IIIltf 'lin 1\JI tl.lllltllg,
mduJtn~ \1,111\ I U-nulc run' .tnd hnur
hulg ~,.tll,thenll(.' \\tH l.tiUh "( \(1
ml·mb~·r ~. 1 hl· oiiii.'IJ I .. ard, ha~ h~.·cn
nulhllcd '' tth ,urrlu' .trm\ g~.·ar and
\ retnam•c• 1 \1 It> rtlk" L•lh 'lllllcnt
·''''' \\,,, !;" 1 h1' ''"" "'" ' Arm~
K mit.:
In .J<.Idrllnn lit th~.· ph~ ''cal rt!!nr'. th~
.rdmmt'l mt or .... ud 1 h~.· grnup mcmh~ r'
fl.trltCIJ'IUil ' Ill '\Cmtnar' \\ hl'fl' thc\ ko~rn
ll'l'IUI tnlorm.ttann 'uch <.1' 'landtn~ Uf'
tO Clll'm) llltCI lll!!,Jitnn, -.cerci CtlUl''
.tnd mihtaf) 'tr.ttcgic,, .tnt.l ho\\ to
make nm· c.tn ul l>enn,,on·, chrli Ja,t
through a mtnamum thrcc-da) ,jc:g~o· .
.. , '' j,h thl' college could grant 'omc
crcdtt lur thl''c tl.l,,c, • the
udmtnl'\tr .tlor ,atd "but tt\ not li~c an
intcrn,hip at K<.1 \\ Be<.tdc.' 11' '\CCrl'l
lhcrl.' j, no "'a~ the lurm.ulum
Commtllt't \.\ould g.o for n"
I C\ role 10 ttll\ operation tool. more
of a b11arrc: l"-i't "hen it \.\d\ rt\ealed
thut Operation 'i( \G "wor .. sng under
tht co\c:r or a C ollcge Outdoor..
progrum. College Outdoon. I!> an on
campu .. organi1ation "hrch rout incl~
hold' expedition' 10 hot 'printu-o.tnd
large mountain s.
Through College Outdoor'.
O~ration ~( AG "a' ublt to di~tw•'c
it -.ell ao, a \\.celd) progr c1m ·exploring
the lu~h greener) of the out I) ing
Portland urea." The: trip' \\'ere modt-
3\ailablc to all \tudcrm. but one \lUdcnl
intc:rc ted tn botanv who wanted to take
THE MILITANT LOG M•nn•e Alia
Crack student terrorists walt to ambush housekeepers.
4 THE MILITANT LOG The LC para-military squad Student Conservative Action Group
caught recently In maneuvers inside the dorms.
th~..· tnr '<tid "hcne\cr 'he "'""' to the
Cullcg~. · Outdoor.. hulktin bo;.trd an
I c:mrkton C~o·n tc:r "the trtp ,,,t, <~II lull··
"II "a' unreal." the 'tudcnt 'ald.
"Each ttmc: there \\eh: Jlrc.td\ 25
'ignut urc' "gnc:d up .• tnd 25 "a' th1.·
limit · ~he .... ud 'hl' \\a' dl'\maHd that
\he had to • '' andcr uruund 1 he ro'c
!!UfdCI\'\ tn'\lCad "
When U\kcd about the admtnt,tr.t·
lor' charge' (. oltcgt: Ould<HH '
Director Du\t I aylor n:fu,ed to
comment and declined .tn} t.. nowlcdgc
ol ~uch act I\ rtic,, H<.· drd ho\.\-I.'Hr.
make the punling 'l.lh:mcn t that .. , he
outdoor' j, bccomtng more: .tnd more;
pollut<.·d ... Yc1 thcr~.: wus no dl'\cu"1on
about the en\ tronmcnl.
Other 'chool oft tc; 1ah hc1 \t •' ht>
rdu,ed comment on the '"uc J he
\ltllltmt I ug ha' lc<Jrncd rnorc Jbout
the ~•udent' 10\ ol'<cd in Opcratton
~(.1\(J through other 'ource' tncluding
the name of a parttctpant . a !>Ophomore
named .Joun1 Korhonen
Korhonen could not be reached for
comment but 11 "'a' lcurncd form ht~
hou..c:m11tc thut ht: ha' not been at
hom( wet J...cn<.l-. tn 'omc tame
"Wc:cJ...cnd~o he JU't dtllappcar-..- -.ard
one hou!.c:mote of Korhonen 'll "He say!~
he~ going tn Ill\ gtrlfncnd ., hou.,c "
When tuld of thc-&~dmtnr\tralor ·ll
me~~gc: Korhonen's houscmate satd,
Free the Watzek
Five
A Frank look at the
oppresston of an Afrikaan
National by an oppressive
library adm1nistrat 1on. Eric
Eggstrom describes the
brutal abuse by a security
officer •n th1s accounL Now
on sale at all leading
rPvolutionary tables, only
$)5.95.
(All proceeds go to Kenya) • THE MILITANT LOGIMtnnte
"He dnc' cat u lot of canncu food
"H1.•\ l>Udl h nrc.~ ~U\ ":!>hl' 'i.ild •J
thrnk t\\ICl' hclor~o I "r'>tl' .tn)thtnt"
l he .tdmtnt'tt ~atnr ,,ud Orrer.t
~( \(, '' rll ,nun d1,hand. th~.: '•wrn
(.I '\ hudgct cut' I k \i.itd I rom" hJI
c.an 'c~ th1. "5 'tudl.'nt' an: "rrcct,tv•
tratn~.:d und r~.:ad\ to gu at il momrt~! '
noltcl " II c ""~ ht: hoped 1 he '''"'''"!•
wcluhJ "get bJd tnto 'thool
1 ht:' 'n: 'urrml:d to bl '.tnd rq,!anl
op~.:ratH \n ,., u pn"tn~ lad ·•
"All tht''l' l.td' gu thruugh 'tUt!(
dl·\durmcnt ·• the admtn"tratm sa
"I ri:mLmbl·r tht' lun I h.td 111m\ t:ul • I r;Hcrnll \ ... •
Other churpc' that
Opc.;r.ttu)n "{ \(, 'omc:trmt tn
l'Otncrdc' "tth .1 plunm:d l1S in\:t,.aonl!
[I \al\.ador cuuld not he conltrmcd
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APRIL 1, 1 ymp
•A l.oolt Buck to Lcl
the theme of t.C Rrl
the so·-.. 0 sevt>n-d
nii.IJliU be held on con1
April 12.
EuRI'ne M c;Co rt
oppoaed I~
.,~.,,. .. m and thoiiPn ~
nsnn Cor I hf" 0Pm ~
cidPOftOI OOmtn8ltOO
br onr of I hr spe
1 address his pert
pohtrr.s and idt•o(
60'!-i lhrouRh the t
l(Pn Kescy, I hr "'
of Onu Pl,.w
~~ koo"s Nus I und Sc
Nulton will b(
of the <~)I
ey i!. alsn runowl
mnnetlion wtlh lhr d
Uti OK I he 60's.
Odell a. a block frm
, poPI and folks
puform B r.onct?rl nt
ulJight of her tnvolv~
lllj lhr 60'"·
Th,. s}·mposium wiJ
tJII a srrics of films d
nuro r.nte o( I ht• eru
Po1n1 ts a ft•aturc I
r\mmr.un civil movefl
s flt•arls unci M rnd
~:tolar~ · on 1 he V tel n '1
r or f I om•: is u s11 i-wnr movemt•nl i
Stales
The final phase o( ~
omm c:onsist s of ll pa
uon and a sertc& of
•tlnR LC professors
nwell ali local activt
(tJ'~. Thb purpose of
1hops 1s to e"'amtne tl
usreperrussions on It
nd l.C communtlt es
Tbe idea for u 1
11htch would aHem~
awareness of the socal
llld cultural movem4
60's stemmed rr
rourse offered last tej
'A Rei rospecllvt> on
flu11h1 by professor'
1oph~ Sevin Htrst:.hb
ThrouRh the eHort$
in clou. ossisl
ll~eral academrc d
1nd •1 host of other re.
ldfa (or U sympOSIUm
I pro j PC I. ·we an; attomptll'l
llhat ~•Rmfic ance the
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