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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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April 1, 1976 Volume 34, Number #[Pioneer Dog]
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Date
1976-04-01
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Cohabitation
Slim Mulligan
Stiff wrtter
On Thur,dd)', March 2. Secumy Offrcer Mik.e Hollv
wnne 'l!d ~omethrng '>tr.tnfte through the wtndow of
Copel.tnd 1120. He noticed low lrghts, sensuous mu')ic,
.and ~trang~ ~queal..mg no1se~ . In other word!)
cohJbrt.ltlon . A dec I !lion wa'i made to present this ca-.e 10
the Jud1n.uy BoJrd (1-BoMd) .
Peter Long and 1<..1111e Hare were apprehended by
'lc<.unh lor li\'ing together.
Kettre Horo "It .111 \tarted becaur,e '>ecurtty had seen us in
tht.: wmdow Wt didn't have the curtarns drawn wh1ch
Wei' rather stuptd But you knov. what happens when vou
get lho'>e urge'>-you do Jnd thinlc. later ·
Laune Att1loh Re'>tdent Dtrector ol Copeland · 'I f1led
the complamt ag.un')l them. I thought it wa!> the be. .. t
thtng to do. I was aware ol the vulnerability of my
po,n1on e1nd th,u probably the smarte'>tthing was to take
11 to J Bo.ud Also PNer Jilted me lao;t year and I hgured
that thl\ Wa!) a good wdy to get back at him. He left my b1g
room for her rotten dinky room."
Kittle Hare: ''I don't biJme her for making the dec1~10n
\he did PetN I'> Jb~olutel\' great m bed She Jlso sJid c;he
WJ!) gelling pre-.-.ure I rom h1gher up and was threatened
w1th the lo~~ ol her tob 1f ')he drd nothmg She wa)n 't
worru:d .tbout hoo,.-. Peter and I telt. She wa') warned
about her job. II h ju!lt .,tup1d that her de(.t~tons have to
b~ influenct•d by people who h<tve torgouen how much
lun 11 " '
laune At11lah: "I don't 'ec it a5> the\ re berng pteked on.
h JU'>I c,o h.tppem that J -.ecurity offu;er hc1d the fun of
seeing them I h.a'f~ no rdca wh) the)' wcreeeen and not
the dotem ol other coupk~ ..... l'm not going around
lookin~ fo1 people getting it on. I have much more
1mport.1nt thrng' to do than be <.~n authority figure I'm
not her~ fo1 th.ll. I'm lool-.mg for .. omeonc 10 move tn
wtth me II I m.1ke 1t J oornt to find out hov. mo1n) other
pl•oplt• .11 ,. hJvtng ·• ..~od lim<' 11 make~ me depre,.,cd
I'm twrt• to help people'" therr educ.stton out!lide the
clc~c, .. room Do you lo.now • .tny rn.tn th.st'c; loot..ang for .m
educ.uionl"
On l uc,do.~) M..rc h .m. e11 7 p rn •. the CJ)e wa' takl•n
bl•lorl' .I I·Buard lOil'>l\1108 of o.mdy Bl'ndN Boob
Y .-.no,kr<", Sull.. Muc I.. dick. ltnda ·\I fair and John Heller
Prc\ldl•nt Howw.rrd commented bel orE> the c,l,e: "I
couldn 1 bl•licvc 11 wlwn I v..t-.told .. bout th1s.LC '>tudent'
. lctu.tll) ltving to~e tht•r? \\hen thr 'tor)-leal..:ed out. all
the lllKh !It hool l..:1d' w.rntcd LC .spphc.uion ...
•ry ru .. tee-. comJJiaincd of having ghmp~ed immor .tl i!Ch
throut;h dorm wmdow'>. They ai!>O wanted the name,
.Jddrc ) and vit.tl )IJtrstu.: ol ah,, gtrl~ invoh ed, \\'hen
thear v.1ws found out abourth1s wrde)prcad deb.tuchery.
th~·~ thrcJ tt~•nt•d to\\ rthold OJ II donatiom. ~o attion ha~ to Vol. 34 No #*t@! 1 April Buy Continental
2 portraits
G.lry Rodcfld
• roo r
be taken ag.unst these '>Om of thing~. After all what's
morl Important, the money or the happine:.s ol the
students I I never got the chance to do this at college. so
\\h) '>hould tudent-. nov. have all the lunl"
T ht! school policy state'>: "Cohabitation in an\' campu~
rc.,tdence hall 1s mactly prohibitf!d."
At the !-Board meetang some of the (harges were
dhCU> l.d
Mike Holly "I wJ~n 'tlookmg lor cohabitation . It I were I
would fand J lot more."
Dandy Bender "It me~~ be detrimental to the school.
T ru .. tee., and P'-><>ple wall\ .uound and ~ee them in the
wtndO\\,"
K1ttee Hare: "I di\agree w1th the law. I think it's .Jirtghtto
hvto togetht!f. Whatever we do 1n our room i~ our own
bu'>ine,.,-as long as we don't break thmgo; or do violent
type thango;. I'm on the pill and we both have VD check
ups every other month."
Peter long "Now that we realtze people can !lee us in
the window\ we w11l keep the curtalm dosed "
Mike Holly• 'I thml.. they ought to pick and choose the
rule., they want '
Peter long: "I ha' e two good rea~ons for doing 11: it\
lhe.tper .md u·~ tun Hell. the cht!ap~t I can get
downtown run'i 01bout S2S . .'\nd look at all the bad things 1
m1gh1 ttcl tor tree '
Boob Yonoskie • Should there be con.,equ~nce .. lor
)OUr ,J(ltOO'lol'
Kinie Hare No. It's lun, vou ~hould tr-, 1t -.omeumc. \\ e
do hve together I suppo:>e we're guilty of that. But llcel
vou are U'>ing us ,J\ guinea p1gs. What about all the other
lOuple, In the Wllldowo,l"
Dandy Bender: "Th1') i not an cxperament. It's JUSt
\Omcthlng that ha:. to bL' done. Mv Slrlf nend ha~ to kn0\\0
~oon 11 )he hJ'.i to mo\e out or not."
tatl•mcnt rc .. uhrng trom the !-Board case concerning
cohab1tc1tion in dorm!>:
' Aut>pung the ca')e, I·Bo.ud e11amaned the h!'>llmon\
ot the R.O .. the two .Kcu'>ed \tudenl\ .. their R \ ,md of
the t'e1mpus 'eturll\ otltcer The Board hil') found Peter
Lon~ Jnd l\1111c llare m violation of t·ollegc polic), et
re< ognt.ll'\ th,u the '>tudcnt" wer~ coopero.llive in t~lllng
.111 tht· dctJII'> to u~.
In vu•w of th1s IJcl, the 1-Bo,ud rccomm~nd~ th.lt no
I urthcr ol\ lion be tJkcn tlKOJiO!!t the two :audcnto>.
Howe' ~r. tht! J·Board rntends to more thorou~:&hl) t!..1(·
amme thl• poliq, pr~.: ent procedur~~ and comequences
lor tht• pur pow ol d~' elopmg an appropri.th~ re')pon~t"'
to .any tutuu• compiJtnts. )·Board m~.;•mb~r pl<tn to stud}
llr)l h,tnd whcthc:r or not cohabitJIIon i~ hazardou to
:>tudcnt . \ htn 1.1cuhy member' hJ\ e ~olunteered to
help wath the prown.''
The >tudent hNhh center announced toda)' that tt is
o~ddinlo! mnrt• n•"'r\nnnf'l tn '" u 11 Chof Chowly
Stot1 writer
LC graduat·~ rae" mnumer.Jble problems in rrymg to
pur th•?rr d••gre~s ro work. Th~ir briglu~sr fm;wc1al
alternati'vm are often manualldbor or welf;ue ben~trts
Luckrly. there are exceptions. Two recent gr.dduates l1a~-e
stumbled upon occupations rhat ~fford them immense
wealtll and le1sure.
Aller cclcbratmg his grt~du.auon wrrh a month m Sun
Vdlley. Osc.u Mc~er Ill rushed to Flofldd to l1ll our his
sunran and resr for rhe /light back lO hr home m
Honolulu
It's F:r1day mghr. Osc.Jr rs reclmrng m hrs dad's li.ey
Brscayne condommrum. He amuou)ly awa1U the begm
nmg ot ''Let's Make a Deal .. ~hrch he will watch pn hrs
new poclcct-srze . color TV
It's good to keep up your ph)'5ique . Th.:u's why I s11ck to
I he re-.ort Jre.a. II you· re lookrng ~harp and pendmg big.
you ~et the chick~. I like at here c-Juse you c.m keep a tan
and the ch1cks have got class. You can tell by the way the
dress that they l..now where 1r's at ••. majorette types.
Still. I'm real <mll.ious to go home. Dad promased me I
could manage 41 branch ot h1~ bank th1s summer. It 1
comm~.tnd the re~peet or my subordmates thev'll keep me
rich loreverl
No'' that I've landed me a degree I w.Jnna tand me a
little wife. Dad says you have to hav~ a hule belore you
c.an pull real .... etght '' ith rhe other bag-shots . She's goua
be a good cook. a gracrous hostes~ Jnd real lashionable . I
hope I can get one.
The pocket tele .. is•on gradually engulls tu.s arren110n
Tiny ligures mateflallze on rhe ~creen and appear ro
perlorm some wor,hrp rrtuallor a new Chrv: ler. 0 car 15
enrranced and tnlilft!S me to eat poraro dups whilt~ he
watchc.s lor a \\o·rnner.
Mkrn "mrrh graduaced trom LC m 1973. Smce then he
hJ) 'ar rn the Trarl Room conremplaung h1s ne.xt move
\o\'hen he w~h denied a poswon a) LC gardener-a~<:~Ut;,mt
ht\ world wa' )hJttered Jt appeared rhat he '<'OJJid ne' "'r
"m.1lc.e <tnything of htm)ell" .
His s.wing grJce wa~ a keen mrere~r rn pharmat-ology .
He now ha~ an occupation m rhclt tteld bur wanb to rcer
deJr ot clmical work. Jnd rhe cops.
Uh, I'm into hke filling the preo,cnptaons that the
mftrmary can't touch. "ou go to them wh~n ou're s1ck.
you come to me v. hen ) ou am't sack but you want to get
weller. I wa\ gonn<J v.ork for mamten.mce but the old
rart dtdn't want me ':10 I decided to go underground . It'
heavy 'abes and I d1~ the profit margin.
Man. hke I ju'>t :.11 here drinkin' cottee, '>hootm' the bull
and rakan' in. the bucks. If some one\\ana to cop a buz.z.
they knoy, I m the mJin man 1n the department.
lhe achae .. ers want "hiles to keep 'em on theH roes.
the rtc:h ktd cJig .. coke. so I keep 111n has no e. Ddmn near
e"'er\ both v. .tnh gras' ~o 1 supply eH!n thmg from low
gradl'-commcrcial-,\.1e.' ican-Ji" e nght up to our Th:u
.md Columbtan.
I !:4UC~) thar mJrketing cia.,., done me ~ome good after
all. 01g it ... m) progr<~m IS tooogether.
***************
Material in this April Fool's edition is fictitious
and meant solely as a vehicle of humor .
Please take this i!jsue in jest. and not to heut..
The Log Staff • • Page 2
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.......... oar 1
Rub Kneol
Stlf1 woter
"One final que\tton, Pre1dent How.ard." .uked the \thool
accr"•chtol'\, "Ho\\ lla' e you dealt w1th the cntlcism against
~our hou,.ing pohctesl"
Oh, that~ easy. Mrs. , ~end 10 Marc Hoffman.
\1arc, the Gentlemen would like to l.now llo" you answer the
student's question<. about the hou.Jng pohcv "
•tGentlemen, to be re~poml\ e at thiS ume I will s•mply ... ay
that .n 1 ~id-and therefore th1s 1s a r~peat of what I ~a•d
pre~iou~l)-that what I am unable to ofter 10 r~pome i~ ba\ed
on mtormauon a' ail able to maJ..e no such statement.''
"Very 1mpr~si' e Mr. President.''
"Welt...~'e like htm.
"Mr. Pr~ident, rest wtthout fear 'r our school will receive the
htgh~t marJ..s.''
· (Stgh) At lea)tthe) won't be back for a couple more year).''
hru.-.e me Mr. Pres1dent but 1<-ent Hawle) is here to see .. )OU. "Mr. Pr~idtmt. we wem to be havmga hard tim~ lmplemen-
ung the new hou!>tng plan The Dorm Staff •~ gtvtng u~ a hard
ume ..
"\ou mean the ... uh RAs and RD!o~ •
'Thab right Sir. The word i~ they re)ent your lack of rapport.''
The~ can't do this! I must have people I can work wuh."
!)u ma) be you better ha\e a chat wtth .-.ome of the student
leaders "
'r OL RE RIGHT! Send L1sa Mason in here, now.''
Thats 'MOrrt!>On Str '
"lt...a, I'm busy attending to student bu\ineu. But I unders
tand )'Ou're concerned about the new houc;ing policies.''
"Thats true, kind bene..,olent Sir. There has recentl~ been a
lot of tall. hen the ASlC ·~insisting the ~tudent have a nght to
know.
"The ASLC ~~ not in a posttion to inmt."
"And the students?"
"They should mind their own busine-.s. '
"Excuse me Lisa. I do have another appomtment I'm sure
Kent would be willing to answer further questtons ."
'Dr Hawle), could you please JUSttfy the President 's new
hous10g polidesl"
"Housing polidesl What is the matter wtth you? What i~ this
~ensele~ orgy of recrimination week after week? I've already
1-aid all that I'm gorng ro So why don't you \lOp wasting time
and a~k me questions I can deal withl"
"Kent ~h.Jt color car does the President navel"
"That> better Blue "
"Thank you Kent I'll convey your sentimen ts to the ASLC"
"M~ lello~ Students. must I again 1mplore the Senate to pay
heed to the wor~ning situation in the Housmg Offtcells Odell
to be turned into another Con~:entl 15 ...
He\, liSA .• "
''\'\'hat. )Ou're leaving too? Don't you understand this is
rmport~ncl
''Yeah. li~. I know, but I prom1sed mr lad)' I'd take her to
dmner.
"I've gotta go .••• Turn out the lights when ~ou fintsh, OKl ·
"S•gh."
u
C. Boycott
Staff writer
l:nt Thursday tour UFW
members were hara~sed by twenty
Teamster thugs while lase•~•
Tulart! Count)' ~herrifs looked on.
The d1sputc erupted over a pickett
line around a Dinuba frutt
orchard
Although the cour.ageous
struggle so~ unnoticed 1n the
Oregon press, the LOG has con
~istantly covered the story.
l he grower~ ha\~ >Ought to
dewo~· loc<JI f.trm labor boards
that are conducttng lree t>leC1tons .
I hts ·~ because they are un
democratic and probably voted
for Ntxon
1 he T eamwm will probably
lo~ the tlecttons. But even tf they
don't, boycom wtll sull bt! carru:ri
on l he rcacttooary growers at
Sunma1d Ra•sm\ hav .. rPiused to
jo1n the umon
Rcm~mber that's Sunmoud
r<mtn~ Tht•)'re sold at Safeway
stores. Ktght next to Gallo wmt! c
May 2-6 has been declared the
thtrd annual National Farm
Workers' Week. local partisans
are planning to resume a lull·scale
bo)oCOtt. Soctally committed peo·
pie arc urged to come to the
Wilbur Century Church at
Mor nson and Glisan where
dediCated ptd ens will be mo.~~'>ing.
Armband\, fl.tg~ and pickell signs
w•ll be pro~•ded lor a modest fee.
The local UfW chapter IS urg10g
rx:ople to boyco11 Oregon \tore!>
selling non-union produce A.c
cordlng to 1 he loc<JI chapter.
Oregon \Upermar~eh h.we ron
s•dcrt.~blc tnfluenc•~ m the Califor·
ntCI Sto.~tl• legh.IJturr•
Stnce it i"> well known that dll
Caltlornta legtslatoa t'vP.ntually
hop•~ to move to Oregon, a
mdS~IVl' II!.JCIIOn IS t:lltpt•Cil•d by
the lt!gtslatUrl' 1n rcsponw to
Oregon pubhc: opinion.
Pro-Uf\'\' Gov. J••rry Brown ~a•d
that hr• rtunks OrcgunianJo "n!illly
~.now how to < omrnune wuh
nature," and ts awJIItng Orego·
man rcactrons to Cahlornta
~OIIItCS . Pionoor log
ecur
Kit Loose
Staph righter
"In an effort to incrca~c student
appreciation of LC\ pre~ent
.. ecunty ~y!>tem, all ">Ccurity
mea~ures, Including per<>onnel,
door lock!>, mght lighung. and
parktng org.m•zation will be
hereb~ and officially tcrmanated "
This memo was dl\tubuted to all
departmenh Jnd Re!>ident Hall~
last Wedne-.day
The r~ult chao~
Wh1le A ( Ptcknt. Securuy
D•rector cleaned out hts offtce: "I
JU~t hope thi~ place goe~ to hell
Without me Nobody know) what I
go through Nobody know'> what
11 .,. ltke I mean I know I m tr\ef
ftctenl but I get the JOb done
right?
"What'll I do nowl Maybe I 'II
reure Or get a ntCI! desk job tn a
Real ~tate Office.'·
Already the dewed effec.t •~
revealing tt'>ell. Students 10 the
Restdent Halb are complammg
about the absence of locks
throughout the dorms
'It's awfully breezy wtth that
hole in the door. I can't even sleep
at night."
Now I don't have anythtng to
put on m)' keycham '"
RD Lyd1a Oldshoe "There's a
deftntte lack ol pnvacy now I
thm\... every ~tudent feels invaded.
Cohabttatton is almost a necenity
now for safety's sake, and ts
becom1ng more and more com
mon. But it tends lO get em
barrassmg when people look
through the hole m the door '' The Stewart Co-op Seller is
currently undertaking a proJeCt
1nvolveng coverlet'> for the
doorholt• s A spokesperson said
"We'll etther call them Hole
H.mk1es or Door Dollie~ We
h.wen't decided yet. But we'll go
wtth the ~logan 'lack of privacy
gettm you downl Try our organiC
Hole Hank1es todayl' Dynamite ,
huh? We predict d big succeo;s."
Stnce the Secunty Building wa~
vacated J group of non-students
hJvc rented 1t The monthly sum
goe' mto LC's Cultural Events
fund. Say one of the tenants
"Yeah. Cultur.d Events. Wow
Farther out than far out ' When
J!>kcd JU\t how far out that actuc1lly
w01s. the tenant refused comment
lack of parkmg tickets cause the
greate~t commotion. The hou~mg
offtce C'nmmenh that more
\tudenh c1re planmng on movmg
otr-cc1mpus than ever before
Dean Hawley· "It'~ a crisis. We'll
have only four people living on·
campus next term And lthtnk the
parking sttuatton has a lot to do
wuh H 1\ student can now hve off
campus and have no park•ng
problem when he commutes
Now thts Is enurely new Its
unheard of The school was not
de~•gned thts way I mean. why
would d \tudent want to ltve on
c.tmpu~ tn those breezy dor·
m1tories, when he can live off
campu~ in a warm house, drtve to
school and park tn the President's
park1ng spacer·
Students have now taken to
driving from class-to-clau Says
one commuter "It's great. I JUSt
hop tn my buggy aher my 1 April 1976
•
C rlm•nology cl.ls\ 1n Alder, and jet
nght down to C hem. You don't
tnp, and you don't KCt tired But 1
wl\h they'd do \omething about
'all tho~e lltalr), though. 1 hey're
murder on the \hock'> "
Some r,tudent\ hdve even
bought motorcycle) .tnd mini
bike~. ">O they can just take them
into the cld!>\fOOm\ "It's a lot safer
that wc~y " says one cyclist," And a
lot ea~•er For once I didn't get
ttred when I went from the
Ca\hter\ OH1ce up to Financt,ll
Jo\td 1n Oddcll Just revved up my
HondJ, and away I went "
LC\ resident M D , Dr D Wills,
predict!> that th•s dependency on
motor power w1ll caus~ a senous
we1ght problem .1mong lC
\tudents: "They won't be getttng
enough exercise Sure. there are
d1ets. and SAGA food doc' help,
but .. well, ler·~ JUSt hope thdt the
cohabitational acttvtues In the
dorm!> helps compensate."
The ab,encc of outdoor lighting
doe~ not seem to be hdvtng much
effect on the student body
Probably because mo\t of the
student'>' bodtes are tn the dorm
rooms. getung that much needed
excrCI'>e huddled together to
shield each other irom those
breezy doorholes.
The office from whence the
memo was i\sued refused to com·
ment on the \uccess or failure of
the order Th1s, however. was
overheard by the swttchboard
operator tn Oddell "~od, the
electncny bill IS low this monthl
See, what dtd I tell you Mr. Pam
pnnl We must be doing
somethmg nghtl"
Recognition or • erOIC as
To The Editor.
Several weeJ..~ ago. the log
featured an article by Jeff P1erce
speculating on potenual titles for
three new Templeton Center dtn
ing room~ Since that umc, more
careful and \ertous thought ha.,
been given the problem.
Both I and the Board feelth•~ an
opponun1ty to honor 'lome of
those individuals who hd\le con
tributed to the growth and gcner al
welfare of the college but who
haH~ rece1ved little or no recogm·
tion. Aher due cons1deratton
three from a list of many can
didate~. have been settled on
Room number one-the largest
of the trio-will be known a~ the
\1\illiam Farrchlld Room In 1954.
Mr fairchild wa\ htred on the
recommendalton of lormer-Pres•
dent Morgan Odell .ts the ftrst
custodian ~ngtneer of Piau Hall.
completed that year. The college
To the Top
Your newsp.tper Winter term
was ~emauon.tll Never bt!fore
have I !teen so much tc~lent on .. o
few pages A\ Edhor-tn-C htef you
must be proud of the ftnt> '>taff you
havf' (and vice ver)d)
I am thoroughly tmpre)sed w11h
the Dog and \O es yoUI father
Plea!.P ~\!ep \f"ndlng them onl
love,
M.rwd
P.S Your ~~~lt!f rt•ct•ivt>cl lwr
JCcepi.JnCI! f>Jpl'r:o fot LC roclay.
Do you thrnk Jhe could be M.rno~g
rng id•tor 11e.111 Y~'.Jf( Or ;m•n'r you
aflt>wed ro mike 1ho)e decr)IOfl\( was ught for money then. and Mr
raerchild gallantly conceded lw.
pay check every week for the
conunued upkeep of Platt,
remembering days he him~elf had
spent tn dreary corr1dors at Yale
Untversity He always satd that at
was the baneful mfluence of un
kempt hall\ that caused htm to la1l
tn hi!> cho ... en field bram '>urgery.
AI one point, LC establtshed a
!>Cholarship fund tn hi!> name to
benefit asseru..,e maintenance
member~. It fa1led for latk of
intere!lt w~ feel obliged.
therefore. to honor htm at th111
time In .t dilfercnt way
The other two dining room) Wtll
b~ n.Jmed after Julie Cutter and
<Jeorge Hamner
M!> Cuu~r )erved both in World
War Two and tn Kore.J as a mess
'ergednt before takmg control of
dinmg facllutes '" Templeton
Center 15 year~ ago. Her experu~e stimulated the program to the
htgh level of excellence we enJOY
today It was she who <miduou ~ly
advocated the <~ddluon of '>uch
ttem!> a., chepped beef, whtte
bread. and mustard to the former·
ly bland menu
<J~orge Hamner passed away in
1973, LC's matntenan ce man ex
traordtn.tiH' When the water
main in Oddl Manor broke -,ome
} car\ dgo1 he wa'> the one who
\aved the college .11 lca~t S 100.000
10 repair bill., by comtructing the
reflect eng pool and waterlall in the
redr to handle the overflow
It i'> for ... uch unendmg devotton
to the collcg (~ that we MC honored
to dcd1c.Jte tho'>e three rooms tn
hvtng memory of faltrhild. Cutter
and lidmner
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Thts w1se 1
Aardvarku.m
Oh, arise, 1
purttyl Purit)
one~ . My hea
when I \ee 1
Smg thy m
ones for thl
1~tp on s.Jnd
men stng w1l
Run to pia
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by eating th
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not they seE
~ardvdrk A.i
the one ..
Dear Tre~ Ps
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minded pia•
described
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Saga last fall
and quiet of
~uch views 1
lunch. and 1
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mealt•me au
accepted wl
one must n<
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medning ol
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could I hav
repentance!
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Steven Fendrlch
Guenod wrttor
-~ardv.uk i\ worth devoting one'j Ide 10 " •
Th•~ wise quotation ari\es from the spiruual endeavo~ of
A~rdvarld~m. the religion ol those who know and care
Oh, ame, oh, great A.ndvark for you are purily But whcJt •~
purttyl Punty I~ the act of you, oh A.~rdvark , gtvmg birth to little
ones My heart rings out and I can only fall to my kneer, .md pray
when I <tee Thy picture on my bare wall
Sing thy meHage to lower betng .. who believe tn rhe "false"
ones. ror they are wrong and you are right Your lovmg paw\
sltp on \Jnd or water when des•red Aardvark can mcJke blmd
men \ing w1th the sweep of the teul of life
Run to places where know bemg ha~ gone before. Hallelu-
11hll have given my life to YOU \O that I may nse to the sky Oh,
AardvJrk You stand for punty, love. and ~ex m numbers
for it i~t YOU who have m.my to d litter It ir, you who survtve~t
by cdting thy netghbor ant It ts you who has class.
1 love thee Aardvark. Others are blind and wrong. Why can
not they .,ee the sun on thy '>nout which rises to say, "It IS
~ardvark Aardvc~rk 1s worth devoting ones ltfe to. Aardvark 1s
the one. ..
Dave Borofka
Spiritual gu1dance
De<~r rres Pseudo Huevo ~ Fntos Avante Garde
1 guess I wa!l wrong. I mean, I used to think LC a pretty closed
mmded place. But, 't1s nor true as you, in eloquence, have
described
Probably I should have realtzed my error the day I talked in
Saga lcJ\1 f dll. (How rude of me to impose myself upon the peace
•nd qu1et of F1elds dimng room.) I never should have presented
such v1ews to that open-minded audience-after all, lunch IS
lunch, and five mtnutes, five mtnutes.
Fortunately though, d1scret1on has been used b~ the LC
mealt1me audtence campatgn prom1ses by LC candtdat~ are
accepted wnhout complamt At lea!lt 11 wasn't about Jesus
one must not rub agam~t the gram of llberaltty
And then there are the ever-present classes of acuve mqu1ry,
the pur~u1t of Truth must not ~tand Sttll-we must explore every
avenue of thought. I really feel I must apologize to every prof
I've ever had at LC. For four years I've been accusmg. unJustly it
~ecm~. those poor folks of not takmg the supernatural mto
account But now I understand what they've been pattently
explatnmg e~ll these year~. There IS no supernatural! Everything
b~comes much easter now Fac.tr, arc facts. Evolutton , JEPD.
rei.Jtive truth reductton1sm, mans goodness. and many. many
more.
But, m.Jybe I was most incorrect about the student body on
campus I certamly see how dorm•tory ltvtng has mcreased the
tnteractton among floor members
I remember walkmg dc.wn a hallway thinking how I d like to
engo~g~ m 'ome scintillating c.onvPr~atton whtch deJit wnh the
m\:anmg of ltfe Ah. you ~eel My ftrst tault el(pectat1ons ot
people; th<tt they'd even cc1re c1bout the mecming of life. How
could I have been ~o nc~rru.,..l But, belore I'm overcome by • rcpent,mce
I'm wcJikmg down thts hclllw.1y, c~nd s1nce all the door~ Jte
cto~cdl knock on the first one lnstde I fmd a lovely young thmg
on her hand!. ond knees
'H~IIo ,' I say' "Can I t.1lk with you about Jesu..,l"
"No "she >ay~ . "I'm t"ntirel\' too busy today C ornflake~. you
~cc. .tre on m}' rug. Ttme to cle.tn, no time to t.tlk."
Oh.' I )JY'· "I )ee mdeed. Maybe when you're finishedl"
Oh," \he ~ays 'Maybe next month Pioneer Log
Senility shines
Newp
Joff Puff
Stuff wnter
Ttme Approx1marely 11 30 a.m.
Date March 31, 1976
Due to Increasing pressure
upon h1m by ~tudents and faculty
alike, Prestdent John R. Howard
submitted a letter or rcslgnat1on to
an emergency special sess1on of
the lC Board of Trustees.
The actton had been planned
)tnce the begmntng of March. bur
an acceptable lime for action wa)
ba!oed upon the Board's abtlity to
find a suitable replacement . That
took them the whole month.
Howard: "All those Involved
felt tt was in the best tnterests of
this college to mamtain a con
t.nuous flow of leadersh1p . In
earlter years, there have been
several ·acting presidents' but the
repeated change of leadership
brought about by such an .lctton
was difficult on the admlmstra
tton Th1s country faced a com
parable dilemma w1th the Agnew
dnd N1xon reslgnat1ons . There was
a raptd transfer of leadership that
contributed to d distancmg
between Congress and the oHtce
of the prestdent "
The Royal Rev
The plan was set in mot1on once
the Board accepted Howard's
resignatton .
Time. 12:45 p.m., same day.
Rev. Samuel R. Barringer (Ph.D.,
A.M., D D., Ll.D , L.H D., B.B. Q )
was ceremomously sworn in as the
new Prestdent of LC h took about
forty mmutes altogether before
Barnnger could take up restdence
in Odell Manor-where I found
him
Barnng er: "Presiden t
Howard-"
Pierce (thdt\ me) "Ex-
prestdem."
Barringer· "Ye> He was very
concerned Jbout thc welfare of
thl!> tnstitution and felt his con
tinued presence here a crippling
factor to it., tuture. fhere was ever
!>O much di~course between
himselt and the re~t ot ) ou all.
because he wa-. '>uch a conser
vallt~e. Prestdent HowcJrd was on
one !It de of the \ICJies ..tlone There
wa~ no bcJiance w1th everyone el!>e
on the other. ~ adults, must gUJde young men
and women toward worthiness of
self and acqu1s1tion of a set on
values that would give dignity to
ecach human being.''
3) btablishment of a student
codt> of conduct (you know the
type or rhmg no killing, ma1mtng.
~tealmg, or \dytng naughty words
whiiP on campu'> or at ~chool
!>pomored acttvtlte~ )
o4) Establishment of clothmg
codes. "Th1s school,'' says
Barnnger , "has obtained a fine
reputation 1n the Northwe11. We
must contmue the h1gh standards
that have given us that reputation .
By dr~s code I do not mean
issu •ng school uniforms to
~ttudents, far from n.t merely think
slopp1ne~s !>hould not be
tolerated . Contempor.1ry attire
!IUCh as blue jeans are only accep
table 11 they are clean and well
kept. Torn or ragged legs ~nd cuffs
are beyond the limits of good
taste Blue jeans or any other panr~
on women are disgraceful. too.
Don't you agree?"
5) A ~tystem o( chaperone s.
Barnnger "I am cognizant ot the
problem last term concernmg the
raptst These days there are many,
many soc1al deviants aetu~lly
walking the streets. People must
be protected from tha.s type of
md1v1dual. whether by curfew,
chaperones, scare tactio, public
hanging!~, whatever '
"By a$stgning one or two
chaperone\ to a small group ot
young l.1dies during evening
hours. I bel1eve anything like that
can be avotded.''
6) On room painting "Students
are here to learn, and thetr \tudy-. . . . mg env1ronment IS very Impor-
tant However . a student's mind
mu)t be on his or her studies and
not distracted by any garish, Page 3
bnght, and outlandish enclosure.
A s1mple. unclunered room and
uncluttered walls will let the Slu
denl concentrate on his work.
"I agree wtth Gene Strand.
Mdintenance should do the ae1u411
pdinring according to <~pproved
.. uudent specifica tion. You must
keep m mind that young people
have a way of establ1shing illibeul
way of hfe and with that liberah-.m
will go a tiber al way of JUintmg. I
know my own children, when they
were younger-they're now eight
o1nd ten-insisted on p;unring
rheir own bedrooms. Afterwdfd, I
had to repamt them because of
rhe me-.<o rhey made: splatrered
paint, ~loppy brush strokes, etc.
"If LC students are given liberty
ro paint in the dorms, It should
only be under mainten;~nce
supervi~ion and directton ."
7) Dorm mothers to parrol dorm
hallways. This would be a type ot
night watchman service,
supplementing securit~ personnel
in elimination of dangerous
situattons. such as rape. II would
aho be rheir duty to m;ake ~ure
dorm noise is kept at an absolute
minimum "after 8:00 when there
are people trying to re1t."
Dean of Students Kent H•wtey:
''I think progressive codes of con
duet are needed at lC. Re¥.
Ballinger is just the man to in
stitute them. What he needs now
1s the cooperation of the )tudent
body to carry them from the plln
Oing 1nto rhe action sta~re."
•
Hm " s<t';) I "Corntlake' are .1 month long propositionl"
No · l!he sav" ' You re an 1mpost1tton ." ·
'Well." I say~. "Maybe I will go to that earty.'' "It w1ll be my job to achieve a
balance, with a little more liberal
attitude. where John could noL''
Barringer, 79, come\ I rom the
old ~chool of learning. He's also
trom the old, old, old school ot
rel1gton-and •t ~how!) in the
manner in whtch he Intends to
c1pproach h1s new po'>t. A lew of
h1S ObJeCtiOn!) here Will tnclude. I New York Style Pizza
''What," she c,ays, "dtd you s<~yl"
Ltttlc dtd I realize the 1mport<mce of corn flake... But.
cle.mhness 1s next to godhnes':l, you II. now And her chorce not
to toll!.. 1s c1n Indication of her liberalnes s to choose not to li<,ten
to what you • d rather not believe. Oh, the freedom ot thoughtts
wonderful to behold.
The reveldttOn of my misimpre~~1ons came suddenl) upon
me last term <.nttque was beiny given of the newspaper b~· the
guy wuh ..til tht: d'~ m his name. You know who I mean
''I love OPtN FORUM thi!> week. Love it Thmk maybe we
oughtd e~pc1nd to a whole p<Sge ever)' week. Lotta good
t ontr over .. y here
'( cpt I'm really tired of reltg10n Ju~t \.an't get otl on It Too.
too hc,wy People re,dly don 1 rt?.td to think Why don't you try
anothet topic? Star Trek maybe( We'll really .,hake 'em up"
"lim," I mu'e~ "Space r<.'..tll\ '' open-mmded." Big Brother's watching
1) Ltmtung visitatton hour~-no
socializing after 10:00 (I assume
that'., p.m. but you never know)
on \\ eekdcJy'> and 10:30 on
weekend,,
2) Room in'>pc\.tlon., to be held
datly. in a thorough 'earch lor
boole. drugo,, libr..lry bool..s, sub
ver\1\C hter ature, lounge fur
niture, P.L clothc~t, etc. Bcarringer
belie"~s "we (the admini~ tr3tion)
• Subs Ravioli
Spaghetti
Tuborg Beer
Cribrari Wine
i\lon.-Thur!> Spm -lOpm
f r1. & S..1t 5 pm -1 am
:!lun. 5 pm -q pm
·sJaAOidwa 8u•l!S!J\ 4l!M SR\atJ\Jalut
JOJ dn u81s 01 a:>e1d atu s.u
SJII)jS tpH?CIS qol pue
awnsaJ mo~ 8utdOI<Map tnoql?
seap! awos laS 01 a >l?ld a41 s.H SUOtldO
JacUCJ JnOA ue 8U!JOidxa tnoqe
auoawo~ 01 'tiel Ol a:>eJd a41 s.tt
~1aa1eo 1noqe uo!~ewJOJll! pue
sam4:jo.1q puq 01 a )etcl a4~ S,ll uOtlepuawwooaJ ta:>uaJaJaJ JO
SJCI}lCII 'sauewwns SCI!ltJ\tpe pue
O!tuapeoe 'pe.J}sqe uo•leWJOJUt
IE»UOSJad-ajtJ SJe!lUCipcUO
moA 4S!IQe•sa Ol aoe1d a41 s,u •a1ua"\ aBauoJ uolatdWaJ
WOOM IUOWaJ!
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Comely Julte Hams hobnobbmg weth Wallbanger
Less Hangnail
Staff wnter ( ... , , ~OOI'rr rk
About a week ago a thoroughly borinl( and remote group
named Country D1ck and His Hot Bics released an album
en111lt!d "Motel to Go". which ~ent ~hiver~ up nearly ever)
mu~tc cnttc·, ~pine mcludmg m) own. Now com~ They Died
With Thetr Socks On ctnd the}' promi~e 10 rcpedt Jnd even
~urpa~:s. their prevtOU\ faeluw.
The songs on the album range from me.mdering Jnd li~tle~~
insuumentals to meandermg and ltstles:s. lnlttrumt!ntal\ . One
Throv.a,..ay track ~·•fh vocals on '' •s abo included. The worst
cuts on 1he album include ''I Wi'>h You'd Get Out of My Pants",
"lo~t tn Ea~1 L.A.'' and "The last \'\'all of Acorns". ''Southern
Snatl" •s the wont of the lot, definttcl~ 1 op-1000 matcodl, and
destmed to become a BS hit. The Iynes i1H' trite and
meanmgless ~
"Who am I,
Is thts m) shtrt?
Do you ltvr• here,
And where are m~ ~hotts?"
The mu\tc reeks of \UpPrfict,Jiity. Wtthout lorrn or content,
the <Hrdngemems sluhcr dlong f.:'ndle!ll>ly . T ran~ltlon' .uc• rough
<tnd the producuon dull and mufflt>d. I he mu\tc JcJmhtp •s
IOUS), Country Bicplct~ h•~ suitar hkt~ 3n Jdverb· 'With htrings
out ot tunc and 3 mt\\ing. Ht• smgs ltkt• .l lrOK in heat. l ht• I lor
B•o .uea motley crew ot b.u ~up mu~JC11.1n~ who !>ound l1kc they
came out of a bar drunk and dtc.!d \o\llh tht•H wd .. s on,
Thev dted. -•~ patnfulto hstt·n 10 and clt•\•orti of ctn} humanuy
whatsoever. lt'r. dellnllclr on•• ol Countr Otc:k ') , .. orst aiLunt),
II you l1kc tauel.-:~s lr3sh (and I h<~ppen to I.. no\\ that mo~t of you
do), thl•n \ ou ~hould stu mol•• nght out and shophft on'-·· 1 Aprtll Ptoneor~l~o~g:_ __________________________________________________________ ____ ~
Muscle growing g
Rock
• JOC
aw
Ogden LaRue
Bandaging ed•tor Rtck Van Orden
Snort editor
\dd two more nMnc~ to tht~ lt\1
ol tho~t· \\ 11h 'r~iom ol ~ 1ontn:JI
lor thi~ surnmttr.
Unl.:now~ t to mo~t at lewi ... 1nd
l l.ul-. tht•fl• I'XI\1\ two rn~n I rom
M..tnz..tnit.t '' ho are worl-;mg Vt'r)
h.ud rn .tn l'lfott 10 .tchtc\ c iJ spot
10 th•• Oh rnptcs. Brtan ~to !Itt tJilU
Otego Frutow ha\c combtned
thf•tr enc•q;tl'S IO lorrn ..t t.tndem
~cull team. B11an and lJ1cgo ha\(!
been \\Orkmg together ior the
ptl~l lour month\. f he \COlOr
J>urtncr l>•cgo ahums thtlt rnudl
progH'S'> h .... been m..tde.
The twice ..t da\ evcq cJ,,y trarn
ang l hcduiP-'' hrut.tl. \\hal thl·~
do <':,Ill be ter mcd an excrCJ'oC m
~cll- .thu">c. Th~ mJin 1hru~t ot 1 hct r morrllnl( '>l!~'>ro n ·~ the
dioonmg ol :.trl'ngth and
dur.lllu Brtan note\ tho~t
mort• vou work .t mu\fl~
b•Hs•·r It get' · \!though m~
tht: .tttcnllon '' devoted to
uppt•r b(ld), Brtdn anct Du:go
not tgnore thl' lo't\ cr C'\t.n•rniti.
It ts 111 tht· Jltcr nuon that Brtan;~
Dtegu wot k on ummg th~t n
ccuct.tlto •herr strnke-5 Only
much ttmt.: .md pr.u uc~ ha, ..
hccn .Jblc to pull together
In \pttl' ot bcmg somev.h~t
e IH~rtcnccd. B11an c~nd D•ego
<.ommutcd to thctr t..t k In
h\ o-m.m \c.:ull ·~an .m~·th
propoStt tOll, Llll' bPcomcs an
portant \ ,,,.,,bit•. Rcgardleu
.. , ho Plld5 up on top 1n the
petition. Brian •~ lrnding 11
'1mo'>t ~Jmfymg t• pt'nl'nce.
"Now. there., JOCk' and thetc\
jock\ ''ud lit't" e) \1\o .tllb.lngl'l ,
llw; ,ear\ wmncr ol "The.! Most
locular Athlete. Aw.~td.'' Sempert awarded lid
When .~,t.;cu w nv trw pr o.:n::n141JD
w.t~ n1.1de Dtt l.tnson not('() banquet .. ,.a, held 1n "''honor
13\t w~el-:end . \\ allb.lnger. .t
towenng d., namo ol t\\ i">ted
bronze. ~poke from the pod1um: Rock Van Orden 1 on,tdt•r "'S the condi11on or
em, tlw ltd WJ,n't good
..tnythmg cl c. 1 he ltd can be
to bt• .1 \ mbol ol Scmpt?rt'
taktng .tlo 'out on hts team
c.:.m , •n tht~ rcspcc1, '>cnc o~~
t.octchtng .ud lor De.m. "I'm a good gu} ", lw ~.ud . Spurts edttor
It'll about It me
He IJnall} did it Dtcl-; Dutchman . V.P. of Bu.,,n~ '!!>
and Finance, "alo a\ked to com
ment on the JOCund r••ctptent : "I
don't kno .. , Herve)' at all, but I
think I <"~Jn extrapolate hi\ motJu,
operand• He behew.. th<H the lcwrs .tnd Clark baskctb.tll men
tor Dt•.m "the Dre.-.m SLmpcrt
h," .. , on 200 ba .. ket ball game"
,\loll.' .JCcur <ttcl), Sernpert coach-
1.!0 teams h,n e won 100 game'>. T ht• \' mnmg ol 200 college
tc~ts mtght .tppear to be qune
JCComplt., hmcnt. But tht.•n,
looks .11 hov. many year\ the
has-bc•cn t oaching. And. there
the mdn) player' who hdH' be'>l way to get rid or lcmptatton i ..
to yteld to 11."
The \\ nter dogged 'A allbanger
mto the ~aund "V\ h,11 do you hcl\ e
to loo~ forward to/'
"Tomorrow' mu .. ed Heney,
"bec.ilu:.e I get better looking
d .. e'er7 ay. -The \cene lor the vrctory \\<1\
Pilmphn Span' Center a.. lhe
Prancer-. put awa) the Pirate" ol
Whitworth Followmg the game,
''the Dream" wa .. awarded with
the: ltd ol the trash can which he
auto~raphed weth hts btg toe after
a thrilling los~ . Captatn Nate
Dlcl-.tn.,on made the presentauon ~o mul h to make the .!Chtell~:rntt
po!>~tble Wtrh d jaundtced eve
tow.erd the future, ont• can
hope that the next .ZOO Men 1
.,o long m the maktng
Mr Bob D.,lan will be ~mgtng tn
Pamphn tim Sun Speual gue~t will be
Joan BaeL Back up~ wtll be done b~
Bruneu.t Mauolinni and Sally Benson.
wtth (harle't farmer .ill the peano. all from
our Muslt Dept S.Jdly enough the concert
i~ alre.1dy sold out If you don 1 have a
ticket bl•tter luck next lime.
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Cdd Whetrnore. comrnuotecl ttons prof.,
wtll be sponsoring c1 Star Trek Marathon
Sit-In thts Sat on lower campu~ It will last
a~ long <.~s de~tred Only people wearrng
Star Trek tee '>h•m wtll be admttted
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Pat Paulsen h taking the country b\-
storm once agctin. He'~ won thl! primarle'>
tn 6 lltJtes and is very likely to becomt: the
peopleJ. clloicP for pre,ident He will
~peak in the chapel on Aprtl 9th dl 7pm
Don, t mtc,s thtlo once-in·cl·life-ti me oppor
tun11~ to ~ee a greJt diplom..tt in aC1ton
The Meami Dolph 1m will Ul' tr .Jtntng at
LC thi~ Spring. (wryont· I'> fh·c~ to enter
their ugorou'> Sl!.)~tOn) 1 ht'> wtll not be
covered on your L C lnlour a nee plan II you
plan un JOtnmg the tun, ftl~ now ------ -------
The P~yrh. Dept wtll1>t.UI off thl'>term\
'\dofe,rent P'>ycholog~ counl' wuh c1
11howmg ol Gidget Grows Up 1 hi-. wrll bl·
tn the l ounCII C. h.unbt-r~ nt•xt T ue' at
)fJm Gul bung your quarter .
••• • e •• • •• • I I ' ••• e •• ' ' • I I ••••• e • 4 I I 4 4 •• e
ll~· sru·u.tl lf'llUl:' I LtndJ Lovelace tn
Deep Throat and Tho Devil tn Miss
Jones '"" hP shown on c ampu~ thts
~····~t·rHJ . r II ••• Upm Onh I Don'l mt')S thi~
C\ t-nmg ul lun Jnd •!Xc tl«'tnl'lll. Admts·
~,,, ·~ S1 Former Black Pdnther lec1der Eldradge
Cled\ er ~ta~wd a one-man lc1~h•on 'lhov. en
Pan~ to tntroduct• "Clc<Jver'> " htgh
wat">ted, bell-bottom men '~ pdnt~ w11h a
l..md ol tube at the crotch Dt.,cu'oc,rng lhl:
advc1nta~el> of whc1t he lall\ "the .1p·
purtenan ce." C leJvcr \.ltd, Tht>rt> are
c,ome beauttlul m.tter•al'> out lor women\
panh but men c..tn 't wear 1 hoc,c They lcln
tn my d~tgm . \ince there i'> no mtstakmg
they Me men\ pc~nt' ' All I can '>ay i'>, •I
you\ e got n flaunt 11.
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Have you mto,wd the Rolllng !)tone'> In
Concert more lime' th.m you lJre to
countlluckt l) for you they wtllnot be in
Portl.tnd th" tt•rm
Need finan<tal twlpl The busmc~" uf
ftr~ will be givtng <~wcty mont•} today
betW{.'t>n 4·5 to ,til tho"! who can prove
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Cohabitation
Slim Mulligan
Stiff wrtter
On Thur,dd)', March 2. Secumy Offrcer Mik.e Hollv
wnne 'l!d ~omethrng '>tr.tnfte through the wtndow of
Copel.tnd 1120. He noticed low lrghts, sensuous mu')ic,
.and ~trang~ ~queal..mg no1se~ . In other word!)
cohJbrt.ltlon . A dec I !lion wa'i made to present this ca-.e 10
the Jud1n.uy BoJrd (1-BoMd) .
Peter Long and 1<..1111e Hare were apprehended by
'lc<.unh lor li\'ing together.
Kettre Horo "It .111 \tarted becaur,e '>ecurtty had seen us in
tht.: wmdow Wt didn't have the curtarns drawn wh1ch
Wei' rather stuptd But you knov. what happens when vou
get lho'>e urge'>-you do Jnd thinlc. later ·
Laune Att1loh Re'>tdent Dtrector ol Copeland · 'I f1led
the complamt ag.un')l them. I thought it wa!> the be. .. t
thtng to do. I was aware ol the vulnerability of my
po,n1on e1nd th,u probably the smarte'>tthing was to take
11 to J Bo.ud Also PNer Jilted me lao;t year and I hgured
that thl\ Wa!) a good wdy to get back at him. He left my b1g
room for her rotten dinky room."
Kittle Hare: ''I don't biJme her for making the dec1~10n
\he did PetN I'> Jb~olutel\' great m bed She Jlso sJid c;he
WJ!) gelling pre-.-.ure I rom h1gher up and was threatened
w1th the lo~~ ol her tob 1f ')he drd nothmg She wa)n 't
worru:d .tbout hoo,.-. Peter and I telt. She wa') warned
about her job. II h ju!lt .,tup1d that her de(.t~tons have to
b~ influenct•d by people who h<tve torgouen how much
lun 11 " '
laune At11lah: "I don't 'ec it a5> the\ re berng pteked on.
h JU'>I c,o h.tppem that J -.ecurity offu;er hc1d the fun of
seeing them I h.a'f~ no rdca wh) the)' wcreeeen and not
the dotem ol other coupk~ ..... l'm not going around
lookin~ fo1 people getting it on. I have much more
1mport.1nt thrng' to do than be <.~n authority figure I'm
not her~ fo1 th.ll. I'm lool-.mg for .. omeonc 10 move tn
wtth me II I m.1ke 1t J oornt to find out hov. mo1n) other
pl•oplt• .11 ,. hJvtng ·• ..~od lim<' 11 make~ me depre,.,cd
I'm twrt• to help people'" therr educ.stton out!lide the
clc~c, .. room Do you lo.now • .tny rn.tn th.st'c; loot..ang for .m
educ.uionl"
On l uc,do.~) M..rc h .m. e11 7 p rn •. the CJ)e wa' takl•n
bl•lorl' .I I·Buard lOil'>l\1108 of o.mdy Bl'ndN Boob
Y .-.no,kr<", Sull.. Muc I.. dick. ltnda ·\I fair and John Heller
Prc\ldl•nt Howw.rrd commented bel orE> the c,l,e: "I
couldn 1 bl•licvc 11 wlwn I v..t-.told .. bout th1s.LC '>tudent'
. lctu.tll) ltving to~e tht•r? \\hen thr 'tor)-leal..:ed out. all
the lllKh !It hool l..:1d' w.rntcd LC .spphc.uion ...
•ry ru .. tee-. comJJiaincd of having ghmp~ed immor .tl i!Ch
throut;h dorm wmdow'>. They ai!>O wanted the name,
.Jddrc ) and vit.tl )IJtrstu.: ol ah,, gtrl~ invoh ed, \\'hen
thear v.1ws found out abourth1s wrde)prcad deb.tuchery.
th~·~ thrcJ tt~•nt•d to\\ rthold OJ II donatiom. ~o attion ha~ to Vol. 34 No #*t@! 1 April Buy Continental
2 portraits
G.lry Rodcfld
• roo r
be taken ag.unst these '>Om of thing~. After all what's
morl Important, the money or the happine:.s ol the
students I I never got the chance to do this at college. so
\\h) '>hould tudent-. nov. have all the lunl"
T ht! school policy state'>: "Cohabitation in an\' campu~
rc.,tdence hall 1s mactly prohibitf!d."
At the !-Board meetang some of the (harges were
dhCU> l.d
Mike Holly "I wJ~n 'tlookmg lor cohabitation . It I were I
would fand J lot more."
Dandy Bender "It me~~ be detrimental to the school.
T ru .. tee., and P'-><>ple wall\ .uound and ~ee them in the
wtndO\\,"
K1ttee Hare: "I di\agree w1th the law. I think it's .Jirtghtto
hvto togetht!f. Whatever we do 1n our room i~ our own
bu'>ine,.,-as long as we don't break thmgo; or do violent
type thango;. I'm on the pill and we both have VD check
ups every other month."
Peter long "Now that we realtze people can !lee us in
the window\ we w11l keep the curtalm dosed "
Mike Holly• 'I thml.. they ought to pick and choose the
rule., they want '
Peter long: "I ha' e two good rea~ons for doing 11: it\
lhe.tper .md u·~ tun Hell. the cht!ap~t I can get
downtown run'i 01bout S2S . .'\nd look at all the bad things 1
m1gh1 ttcl tor tree '
Boob Yonoskie • Should there be con.,equ~nce .. lor
)OUr ,J(ltOO'lol'
Kinie Hare No. It's lun, vou ~hould tr-, 1t -.omeumc. \\ e
do hve together I suppo:>e we're guilty of that. But llcel
vou are U'>ing us ,J\ guinea p1gs. What about all the other
lOuple, In the Wllldowo,l"
Dandy Bender: "Th1') i not an cxperament. It's JUSt
\Omcthlng that ha:. to bL' done. Mv Slrlf nend ha~ to kn0\\0
~oon 11 )he hJ'.i to mo\e out or not."
tatl•mcnt rc .. uhrng trom the !-Board case concerning
cohab1tc1tion in dorm!>:
' Aut>pung the ca')e, I·Bo.ud e11amaned the h!'>llmon\
ot the R.O .. the two .Kcu'>ed \tudenl\ .. their R \ ,md of
the t'e1mpus 'eturll\ otltcer The Board hil') found Peter
Lon~ Jnd l\1111c llare m violation of t·ollegc polic), et
re< ognt.ll'\ th,u the '>tudcnt" wer~ coopero.llive in t~lllng
.111 tht· dctJII'> to u~.
In vu•w of th1s IJcl, the 1-Bo,ud rccomm~nd~ th.lt no
I urthcr ol\ lion be tJkcn tlKOJiO!!t the two :audcnto>.
Howe' ~r. tht! J·Board rntends to more thorou~:&hl) t!..1(·
amme thl• poliq, pr~.: ent procedur~~ and comequences
lor tht• pur pow ol d~' elopmg an appropri.th~ re')pon~t"'
to .any tutuu• compiJtnts. )·Board m~.;•mb~r pl<tn to stud}
llr)l h,tnd whcthc:r or not cohabitJIIon i~ hazardou to
:>tudcnt . \ htn 1.1cuhy member' hJ\ e ~olunteered to
help wath the prown.''
The >tudent hNhh center announced toda)' that tt is
o~ddinlo! mnrt• n•"'r\nnnf'l tn '" u 11 Chof Chowly
Stot1 writer
LC graduat·~ rae" mnumer.Jble problems in rrymg to
pur th•?rr d••gre~s ro work. Th~ir briglu~sr fm;wc1al
alternati'vm are often manualldbor or welf;ue ben~trts
Luckrly. there are exceptions. Two recent gr.dduates l1a~-e
stumbled upon occupations rhat ~fford them immense
wealtll and le1sure.
Aller cclcbratmg his grt~du.auon wrrh a month m Sun
Vdlley. Osc.u Mc~er Ill rushed to Flofldd to l1ll our his
sunran and resr for rhe /light back lO hr home m
Honolulu
It's F:r1day mghr. Osc.Jr rs reclmrng m hrs dad's li.ey
Brscayne condommrum. He amuou)ly awa1U the begm
nmg ot ''Let's Make a Deal .. ~hrch he will watch pn hrs
new poclcct-srze . color TV
It's good to keep up your ph)'5ique . Th.:u's why I s11ck to
I he re-.ort Jre.a. II you· re lookrng ~harp and pendmg big.
you ~et the chick~. I like at here c-Juse you c.m keep a tan
and the ch1cks have got class. You can tell by the way the
dress that they l..now where 1r's at ••. majorette types.
Still. I'm real <mll.ious to go home. Dad promased me I
could manage 41 branch ot h1~ bank th1s summer. It 1
comm~.tnd the re~peet or my subordmates thev'll keep me
rich loreverl
No'' that I've landed me a degree I w.Jnna tand me a
little wife. Dad says you have to hav~ a hule belore you
c.an pull real .... etght '' ith rhe other bag-shots . She's goua
be a good cook. a gracrous hostes~ Jnd real lashionable . I
hope I can get one.
The pocket tele .. is•on gradually engulls tu.s arren110n
Tiny ligures mateflallze on rhe ~creen and appear ro
perlorm some wor,hrp rrtuallor a new Chrv: ler. 0 car 15
enrranced and tnlilft!S me to eat poraro dups whilt~ he
watchc.s lor a \\o·rnner.
Mkrn "mrrh graduaced trom LC m 1973. Smce then he
hJ) 'ar rn the Trarl Room conremplaung h1s ne.xt move
\o\'hen he w~h denied a poswon a) LC gardener-a~<:~Ut;,mt
ht\ world wa' )hJttered Jt appeared rhat he '<'OJJid ne' "'r
"m.1lc.e <tnything of htm)ell" .
His s.wing grJce wa~ a keen mrere~r rn pharmat-ology .
He now ha~ an occupation m rhclt tteld bur wanb to rcer
deJr ot clmical work. Jnd rhe cops.
Uh, I'm into hke filling the preo,cnptaons that the
mftrmary can't touch. "ou go to them wh~n ou're s1ck.
you come to me v. hen ) ou am't sack but you want to get
weller. I wa\ gonn<J v.ork for mamten.mce but the old
rart dtdn't want me ':10 I decided to go underground . It'
heavy 'abes and I d1~ the profit margin.
Man. hke I ju'>t :.11 here drinkin' cottee, '>hootm' the bull
and rakan' in. the bucks. If some one\\ana to cop a buz.z.
they knoy, I m the mJin man 1n the department.
lhe achae .. ers want "hiles to keep 'em on theH roes.
the rtc:h ktd cJig .. coke. so I keep 111n has no e. Ddmn near
e"'er\ both v. .tnh gras' ~o 1 supply eH!n thmg from low
gradl'-commcrcial-,\.1e.' ican-Ji" e nght up to our Th:u
.md Columbtan.
I !:4UC~) thar mJrketing cia.,., done me ~ome good after
all. 01g it ... m) progr<~m IS tooogether.
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Material in this April Fool's edition is fictitious
and meant solely as a vehicle of humor .
Please take this i!jsue in jest. and not to heut..
The Log Staff • • Page 2
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Rub Kneol
Stlf1 woter
"One final que\tton, Pre1dent How.ard." .uked the \thool
accr"•chtol'\, "Ho\\ lla' e you dealt w1th the cntlcism against
~our hou,.ing pohctesl"
Oh, that~ easy. Mrs. , ~end 10 Marc Hoffman.
\1arc, the Gentlemen would like to l.now llo" you answer the
student's question<. about the hou.Jng pohcv "
•tGentlemen, to be re~poml\ e at thiS ume I will s•mply ... ay
that .n 1 ~id-and therefore th1s 1s a r~peat of what I ~a•d
pre~iou~l)-that what I am unable to ofter 10 r~pome i~ ba\ed
on mtormauon a' ail able to maJ..e no such statement.''
"Very 1mpr~si' e Mr. President.''
"Welt...~'e like htm.
"Mr. Pr~ident, rest wtthout fear 'r our school will receive the
htgh~t marJ..s.''
· (Stgh) At lea)tthe) won't be back for a couple more year).''
hru.-.e me Mr. Pres1dent but 1<-ent Hawle) is here to see .. )OU. "Mr. Pr~idtmt. we wem to be havmga hard tim~ lmplemen-
ung the new hou!>tng plan The Dorm Staff •~ gtvtng u~ a hard
ume ..
"\ou mean the ... uh RAs and RD!o~ •
'Thab right Sir. The word i~ they re)ent your lack of rapport.''
The~ can't do this! I must have people I can work wuh."
!)u ma) be you better ha\e a chat wtth .-.ome of the student
leaders "
'r OL RE RIGHT! Send L1sa Mason in here, now.''
Thats 'MOrrt!>On Str '
"lt...a, I'm busy attending to student bu\ineu. But I unders
tand )'Ou're concerned about the new houc;ing policies.''
"Thats true, kind bene..,olent Sir. There has recentl~ been a
lot of tall. hen the ASlC ·~insisting the ~tudent have a nght to
know.
"The ASLC ~~ not in a posttion to inmt."
"And the students?"
"They should mind their own busine-.s. '
"Excuse me Lisa. I do have another appomtment I'm sure
Kent would be willing to answer further questtons ."
'Dr Hawle), could you please JUSttfy the President 's new
hous10g polidesl"
"Housing polidesl What is the matter wtth you? What i~ this
~ensele~ orgy of recrimination week after week? I've already
1-aid all that I'm gorng ro So why don't you \lOp wasting time
and a~k me questions I can deal withl"
"Kent ~h.Jt color car does the President navel"
"That> better Blue "
"Thank you Kent I'll convey your sentimen ts to the ASLC"
"M~ lello~ Students. must I again 1mplore the Senate to pay
heed to the wor~ning situation in the Housmg Offtcells Odell
to be turned into another Con~:entl 15 ...
He\, liSA .• "
''\'\'hat. )Ou're leaving too? Don't you understand this is
rmport~ncl
''Yeah. li~. I know, but I prom1sed mr lad)' I'd take her to
dmner.
"I've gotta go .••• Turn out the lights when ~ou fintsh, OKl ·
"S•gh."
u
C. Boycott
Staff writer
l:nt Thursday tour UFW
members were hara~sed by twenty
Teamster thugs while lase•~•
Tulart! Count)' ~herrifs looked on.
The d1sputc erupted over a pickett
line around a Dinuba frutt
orchard
Although the cour.ageous
struggle so~ unnoticed 1n the
Oregon press, the LOG has con
~istantly covered the story.
l he grower~ ha\~ >Ought to
dewo~· loc<JI f.trm labor boards
that are conducttng lree t>leC1tons .
I hts ·~ because they are un
democratic and probably voted
for Ntxon
1 he T eamwm will probably
lo~ the tlecttons. But even tf they
don't, boycom wtll sull bt! carru:ri
on l he rcacttooary growers at
Sunma1d Ra•sm\ hav .. rPiused to
jo1n the umon
Rcm~mber that's Sunmoud
r<mtn~ Tht•)'re sold at Safeway
stores. Ktght next to Gallo wmt! c
May 2-6 has been declared the
thtrd annual National Farm
Workers' Week. local partisans
are planning to resume a lull·scale
bo)oCOtt. Soctally committed peo·
pie arc urged to come to the
Wilbur Century Church at
Mor nson and Glisan where
dediCated ptd ens will be mo.~~'>ing.
Armband\, fl.tg~ and pickell signs
w•ll be pro~•ded lor a modest fee.
The local UfW chapter IS urg10g
rx:ople to boyco11 Oregon \tore!>
selling non-union produce A.c
cordlng to 1 he loc<JI chapter.
Oregon \Upermar~eh h.we ron
s•dcrt.~blc tnfluenc•~ m the Califor·
ntCI Sto.~tl• legh.IJturr•
Stnce it i"> well known that dll
Caltlornta legtslatoa t'vP.ntually
hop•~ to move to Oregon, a
mdS~IVl' II!.JCIIOn IS t:lltpt•Cil•d by
the lt!gtslatUrl' 1n rcsponw to
Oregon pubhc: opinion.
Pro-Uf\'\' Gov. J••rry Brown ~a•d
that hr• rtunks OrcgunianJo "n!illly
~.now how to < omrnune wuh
nature," and ts awJIItng Orego·
man rcactrons to Cahlornta
~OIIItCS . Pionoor log
ecur
Kit Loose
Staph righter
"In an effort to incrca~c student
appreciation of LC\ pre~ent
.. ecunty ~y!>tem, all ">Ccurity
mea~ures, Including per<>onnel,
door lock!>, mght lighung. and
parktng org.m•zation will be
hereb~ and officially tcrmanated "
This memo was dl\tubuted to all
departmenh Jnd Re!>ident Hall~
last Wedne-.day
The r~ult chao~
Wh1le A ( Ptcknt. Securuy
D•rector cleaned out hts offtce: "I
JU~t hope thi~ place goe~ to hell
Without me Nobody know) what I
go through Nobody know'> what
11 .,. ltke I mean I know I m tr\ef
ftctenl but I get the JOb done
right?
"What'll I do nowl Maybe I 'II
reure Or get a ntCI! desk job tn a
Real ~tate Office.'·
Already the dewed effec.t •~
revealing tt'>ell. Students 10 the
Restdent Halb are complammg
about the absence of locks
throughout the dorms
'It's awfully breezy wtth that
hole in the door. I can't even sleep
at night."
Now I don't have anythtng to
put on m)' keycham '"
RD Lyd1a Oldshoe "There's a
deftntte lack ol pnvacy now I
thm\... every ~tudent feels invaded.
Cohabttatton is almost a necenity
now for safety's sake, and ts
becom1ng more and more com
mon. But it tends lO get em
barrassmg when people look
through the hole m the door '' The Stewart Co-op Seller is
currently undertaking a proJeCt
1nvolveng coverlet'> for the
doorholt• s A spokesperson said
"We'll etther call them Hole
H.mk1es or Door Dollie~ We
h.wen't decided yet. But we'll go
wtth the ~logan 'lack of privacy
gettm you downl Try our organiC
Hole Hank1es todayl' Dynamite ,
huh? We predict d big succeo;s."
Stnce the Secunty Building wa~
vacated J group of non-students
hJvc rented 1t The monthly sum
goe' mto LC's Cultural Events
fund. Say one of the tenants
"Yeah. Cultur.d Events. Wow
Farther out than far out ' When
J!>kcd JU\t how far out that actuc1lly
w01s. the tenant refused comment
lack of parkmg tickets cause the
greate~t commotion. The hou~mg
offtce C'nmmenh that more
\tudenh c1re planmng on movmg
otr-cc1mpus than ever before
Dean Hawley· "It'~ a crisis. We'll
have only four people living on·
campus next term And lthtnk the
parking sttuatton has a lot to do
wuh H 1\ student can now hve off
campus and have no park•ng
problem when he commutes
Now thts Is enurely new Its
unheard of The school was not
de~•gned thts way I mean. why
would d \tudent want to ltve on
c.tmpu~ tn those breezy dor·
m1tories, when he can live off
campu~ in a warm house, drtve to
school and park tn the President's
park1ng spacer·
Students have now taken to
driving from class-to-clau Says
one commuter "It's great. I JUSt
hop tn my buggy aher my 1 April 1976
•
C rlm•nology cl.ls\ 1n Alder, and jet
nght down to C hem. You don't
tnp, and you don't KCt tired But 1
wl\h they'd do \omething about
'all tho~e lltalr), though. 1 hey're
murder on the \hock'> "
Some r,tudent\ hdve even
bought motorcycle) .tnd mini
bike~. ">O they can just take them
into the cld!>\fOOm\ "It's a lot safer
that wc~y " says one cyclist," And a
lot ea~•er For once I didn't get
ttred when I went from the
Ca\hter\ OH1ce up to Financt,ll
Jo\td 1n Oddcll Just revved up my
HondJ, and away I went "
LC\ resident M D , Dr D Wills,
predict!> that th•s dependency on
motor power w1ll caus~ a senous
we1ght problem .1mong lC
\tudents: "They won't be getttng
enough exercise Sure. there are
d1ets. and SAGA food doc' help,
but .. well, ler·~ JUSt hope thdt the
cohabitational acttvtues In the
dorm!> helps compensate."
The ab,encc of outdoor lighting
doe~ not seem to be hdvtng much
effect on the student body
Probably because mo\t of the
student'>' bodtes are tn the dorm
rooms. getung that much needed
excrCI'>e huddled together to
shield each other irom those
breezy doorholes.
The office from whence the
memo was i\sued refused to com·
ment on the \uccess or failure of
the order Th1s, however. was
overheard by the swttchboard
operator tn Oddell "~od, the
electncny bill IS low this monthl
See, what dtd I tell you Mr. Pam
pnnl We must be doing
somethmg nghtl"
Recognition or • erOIC as
To The Editor.
Several weeJ..~ ago. the log
featured an article by Jeff P1erce
speculating on potenual titles for
three new Templeton Center dtn
ing room~ Since that umc, more
careful and \ertous thought ha.,
been given the problem.
Both I and the Board feelth•~ an
opponun1ty to honor 'lome of
those individuals who hd\le con
tributed to the growth and gcner al
welfare of the college but who
haH~ rece1ved little or no recogm·
tion. Aher due cons1deratton
three from a list of many can
didate~. have been settled on
Room number one-the largest
of the trio-will be known a~ the
\1\illiam Farrchlld Room In 1954.
Mr fairchild wa\ htred on the
recommendalton of lormer-Pres•
dent Morgan Odell .ts the ftrst
custodian ~ngtneer of Piau Hall.
completed that year. The college
To the Top
Your newsp.tper Winter term
was ~emauon.tll Never bt!fore
have I !teen so much tc~lent on .. o
few pages A\ Edhor-tn-C htef you
must be proud of the ftnt> '>taff you
havf' (and vice ver)d)
I am thoroughly tmpre)sed w11h
the Dog and \O es yoUI father
Plea!.P ~\!ep \f"ndlng them onl
love,
M.rwd
P.S Your ~~~lt!f rt•ct•ivt>cl lwr
JCcepi.JnCI! f>Jpl'r:o fot LC roclay.
Do you thrnk Jhe could be M.rno~g
rng id•tor 11e.111 Y~'.Jf( Or ;m•n'r you
aflt>wed ro mike 1ho)e decr)IOfl\( was ught for money then. and Mr
raerchild gallantly conceded lw.
pay check every week for the
conunued upkeep of Platt,
remembering days he him~elf had
spent tn dreary corr1dors at Yale
Untversity He always satd that at
was the baneful mfluence of un
kempt hall\ that caused htm to la1l
tn hi!> cho ... en field bram '>urgery.
AI one point, LC establtshed a
!>Cholarship fund tn hi!> name to
benefit asseru..,e maintenance
member~. It fa1led for latk of
intere!lt w~ feel obliged.
therefore. to honor htm at th111
time In .t dilfercnt way
The other two dining room) Wtll
b~ n.Jmed after Julie Cutter and
<Jeorge Hamner
M!> Cuu~r )erved both in World
War Two and tn Kore.J as a mess
'ergednt before takmg control of
dinmg facllutes '" Templeton
Center 15 year~ ago. Her experu~e stimulated the program to the
htgh level of excellence we enJOY
today It was she who <miduou ~ly
advocated the <~ddluon of '>uch
ttem!> a., chepped beef, whtte
bread. and mustard to the former·
ly bland menu
<J~orge Hamner passed away in
1973, LC's matntenan ce man ex
traordtn.tiH' When the water
main in Oddl Manor broke -,ome
} car\ dgo1 he wa'> the one who
\aved the college .11 lca~t S 100.000
10 repair bill., by comtructing the
reflect eng pool and waterlall in the
redr to handle the overflow
It i'> for ... uch unendmg devotton
to the collcg (~ that we MC honored
to dcd1c.Jte tho'>e three rooms tn
hvtng memory of faltrhild. Cutter
and lidmner
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Aardvarku.m
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purttyl Purit)
one~ . My hea
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Dear Tre~ Ps
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described
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Saga last fall
and quiet of
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lunch. and 1
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accepted wl
one must n<
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Steven Fendrlch
Guenod wrttor
-~ardv.uk i\ worth devoting one'j Ide 10 " •
Th•~ wise quotation ari\es from the spiruual endeavo~ of
A~rdvarld~m. the religion ol those who know and care
Oh, ame, oh, great A.ndvark for you are purily But whcJt •~
purttyl Punty I~ the act of you, oh A.~rdvark , gtvmg birth to little
ones My heart rings out and I can only fall to my kneer, .md pray
when I <tee Thy picture on my bare wall
Sing thy meHage to lower betng .. who believe tn rhe "false"
ones. ror they are wrong and you are right Your lovmg paw\
sltp on \Jnd or water when des•red Aardvark can mcJke blmd
men \ing w1th the sweep of the teul of life
Run to places where know bemg ha~ gone before. Hallelu-
11hll have given my life to YOU \O that I may nse to the sky Oh,
AardvJrk You stand for punty, love. and ~ex m numbers
for it i~t YOU who have m.my to d litter It ir, you who survtve~t
by cdting thy netghbor ant It ts you who has class.
1 love thee Aardvark. Others are blind and wrong. Why can
not they .,ee the sun on thy '>nout which rises to say, "It IS
~ardvark Aardvc~rk 1s worth devoting ones ltfe to. Aardvark 1s
the one. ..
Dave Borofka
Spiritual gu1dance
De<~r rres Pseudo Huevo ~ Fntos Avante Garde
1 guess I wa!l wrong. I mean, I used to think LC a pretty closed
mmded place. But, 't1s nor true as you, in eloquence, have
described
Probably I should have realtzed my error the day I talked in
Saga lcJ\1 f dll. (How rude of me to impose myself upon the peace
•nd qu1et of F1elds dimng room.) I never should have presented
such v1ews to that open-minded audience-after all, lunch IS
lunch, and five mtnutes, five mtnutes.
Fortunately though, d1scret1on has been used b~ the LC
mealt1me audtence campatgn prom1ses by LC candtdat~ are
accepted wnhout complamt At lea!lt 11 wasn't about Jesus
one must not rub agam~t the gram of llberaltty
And then there are the ever-present classes of acuve mqu1ry,
the pur~u1t of Truth must not ~tand Sttll-we must explore every
avenue of thought. I really feel I must apologize to every prof
I've ever had at LC. For four years I've been accusmg. unJustly it
~ecm~. those poor folks of not takmg the supernatural mto
account But now I understand what they've been pattently
explatnmg e~ll these year~. There IS no supernatural! Everything
b~comes much easter now Fac.tr, arc facts. Evolutton , JEPD.
rei.Jtive truth reductton1sm, mans goodness. and many. many
more.
But, m.Jybe I was most incorrect about the student body on
campus I certamly see how dorm•tory ltvtng has mcreased the
tnteractton among floor members
I remember walkmg dc.wn a hallway thinking how I d like to
engo~g~ m 'ome scintillating c.onvPr~atton whtch deJit wnh the
m\:anmg of ltfe Ah. you ~eel My ftrst tault el(pectat1ons ot
people; th<tt they'd even cc1re c1bout the mecming of life. How
could I have been ~o nc~rru.,..l But, belore I'm overcome by • rcpent,mce
I'm wcJikmg down thts hclllw.1y, c~nd s1nce all the door~ Jte
cto~cdl knock on the first one lnstde I fmd a lovely young thmg
on her hand!. ond knees
'H~IIo ,' I say' "Can I t.1lk with you about Jesu..,l"
"No "she >ay~ . "I'm t"ntirel\' too busy today C ornflake~. you
~cc. .tre on m}' rug. Ttme to cle.tn, no time to t.tlk."
Oh.' I )JY'· "I )ee mdeed. Maybe when you're finishedl"
Oh," \he ~ays 'Maybe next month Pioneer Log
Senility shines
Newp
Joff Puff
Stuff wnter
Ttme Approx1marely 11 30 a.m.
Date March 31, 1976
Due to Increasing pressure
upon h1m by ~tudents and faculty
alike, Prestdent John R. Howard
submitted a letter or rcslgnat1on to
an emergency special sess1on of
the lC Board of Trustees.
The actton had been planned
)tnce the begmntng of March. bur
an acceptable lime for action wa)
ba!oed upon the Board's abtlity to
find a suitable replacement . That
took them the whole month.
Howard: "All those Involved
felt tt was in the best tnterests of
this college to mamtain a con
t.nuous flow of leadersh1p . In
earlter years, there have been
several ·acting presidents' but the
repeated change of leadership
brought about by such an .lctton
was difficult on the admlmstra
tton Th1s country faced a com
parable dilemma w1th the Agnew
dnd N1xon reslgnat1ons . There was
a raptd transfer of leadership that
contributed to d distancmg
between Congress and the oHtce
of the prestdent "
The Royal Rev
The plan was set in mot1on once
the Board accepted Howard's
resignatton .
Time. 12:45 p.m., same day.
Rev. Samuel R. Barringer (Ph.D.,
A.M., D D., Ll.D , L.H D., B.B. Q )
was ceremomously sworn in as the
new Prestdent of LC h took about
forty mmutes altogether before
Barnnger could take up restdence
in Odell Manor-where I found
him
Barnng er: "Presiden t
Howard-"
Pierce (thdt\ me) "Ex-
prestdem."
Barringer· "Ye> He was very
concerned Jbout thc welfare of
thl!> tnstitution and felt his con
tinued presence here a crippling
factor to it., tuture. fhere was ever
!>O much di~course between
himselt and the re~t ot ) ou all.
because he wa-. '>uch a conser
vallt~e. Prestdent HowcJrd was on
one !It de of the \ICJies ..tlone There
wa~ no bcJiance w1th everyone el!>e
on the other. ~ adults, must gUJde young men
and women toward worthiness of
self and acqu1s1tion of a set on
values that would give dignity to
ecach human being.''
3) btablishment of a student
codt> of conduct (you know the
type or rhmg no killing, ma1mtng.
~tealmg, or \dytng naughty words
whiiP on campu'> or at ~chool
!>pomored acttvtlte~ )
o4) Establishment of clothmg
codes. "Th1s school,'' says
Barnnger , "has obtained a fine
reputation 1n the Northwe11. We
must contmue the h1gh standards
that have given us that reputation .
By dr~s code I do not mean
issu •ng school uniforms to
~ttudents, far from n.t merely think
slopp1ne~s !>hould not be
tolerated . Contempor.1ry attire
!IUCh as blue jeans are only accep
table 11 they are clean and well
kept. Torn or ragged legs ~nd cuffs
are beyond the limits of good
taste Blue jeans or any other panr~
on women are disgraceful. too.
Don't you agree?"
5) A ~tystem o( chaperone s.
Barnnger "I am cognizant ot the
problem last term concernmg the
raptst These days there are many,
many soc1al deviants aetu~lly
walking the streets. People must
be protected from tha.s type of
md1v1dual. whether by curfew,
chaperones, scare tactio, public
hanging!~, whatever '
"By a$stgning one or two
chaperone\ to a small group ot
young l.1dies during evening
hours. I bel1eve anything like that
can be avotded.''
6) On room painting "Students
are here to learn, and thetr \tudy-. . . . mg env1ronment IS very Impor-
tant However . a student's mind
mu)t be on his or her studies and
not distracted by any garish, Page 3
bnght, and outlandish enclosure.
A s1mple. unclunered room and
uncluttered walls will let the Slu
denl concentrate on his work.
"I agree wtth Gene Strand.
Mdintenance should do the ae1u411
pdinring according to <~pproved
.. uudent specifica tion. You must
keep m mind that young people
have a way of establ1shing illibeul
way of hfe and with that liberah-.m
will go a tiber al way of JUintmg. I
know my own children, when they
were younger-they're now eight
o1nd ten-insisted on p;unring
rheir own bedrooms. Afterwdfd, I
had to repamt them because of
rhe me-.<o rhey made: splatrered
paint, ~loppy brush strokes, etc.
"If LC students are given liberty
ro paint in the dorms, It should
only be under mainten;~nce
supervi~ion and directton ."
7) Dorm mothers to parrol dorm
hallways. This would be a type ot
night watchman service,
supplementing securit~ personnel
in elimination of dangerous
situattons. such as rape. II would
aho be rheir duty to m;ake ~ure
dorm noise is kept at an absolute
minimum "after 8:00 when there
are people trying to re1t."
Dean of Students Kent H•wtey:
''I think progressive codes of con
duet are needed at lC. Re¥.
Ballinger is just the man to in
stitute them. What he needs now
1s the cooperation of the )tudent
body to carry them from the plln
Oing 1nto rhe action sta~re."
•
Hm " s<t';) I "Corntlake' are .1 month long propositionl"
No · l!he sav" ' You re an 1mpost1tton ." ·
'Well." I say~. "Maybe I will go to that earty.'' "It w1ll be my job to achieve a
balance, with a little more liberal
attitude. where John could noL''
Barringer, 79, come\ I rom the
old ~chool of learning. He's also
trom the old, old, old school ot
rel1gton-and •t ~how!) in the
manner in whtch he Intends to
c1pproach h1s new po'>t. A lew of
h1S ObJeCtiOn!) here Will tnclude. I New York Style Pizza
''What," she c,ays, "dtd you s<~yl"
Ltttlc dtd I realize the 1mport<mce of corn flake... But.
cle.mhness 1s next to godhnes':l, you II. now And her chorce not
to toll!.. 1s c1n Indication of her liberalnes s to choose not to li<,ten
to what you • d rather not believe. Oh, the freedom ot thoughtts
wonderful to behold.
The reveldttOn of my misimpre~~1ons came suddenl) upon
me last term <.nttque was beiny given of the newspaper b~· the
guy wuh ..til tht: d'~ m his name. You know who I mean
''I love OPtN FORUM thi!> week. Love it Thmk maybe we
oughtd e~pc1nd to a whole p<Sge ever)' week. Lotta good
t ontr over .. y here
'( cpt I'm really tired of reltg10n Ju~t \.an't get otl on It Too.
too hc,wy People re,dly don 1 rt?.td to think Why don't you try
anothet topic? Star Trek maybe( We'll really .,hake 'em up"
"lim," I mu'e~ "Space r<.'..tll\ '' open-mmded." Big Brother's watching
1) Ltmtung visitatton hour~-no
socializing after 10:00 (I assume
that'., p.m. but you never know)
on \\ eekdcJy'> and 10:30 on
weekend,,
2) Room in'>pc\.tlon., to be held
datly. in a thorough 'earch lor
boole. drugo,, libr..lry bool..s, sub
ver\1\C hter ature, lounge fur
niture, P.L clothc~t, etc. Bcarringer
belie"~s "we (the admini~ tr3tion)
• Subs Ravioli
Spaghetti
Tuborg Beer
Cribrari Wine
i\lon.-Thur!> Spm -lOpm
f r1. & S..1t 5 pm -1 am
:!lun. 5 pm -q pm
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JOJ dn u81s 01 a:>e1d atu s.u
SJII)jS tpH?CIS qol pue
awnsaJ mo~ 8utdOI<Map tnoql?
seap! awos laS 01 a >l?ld a41 s.H SUOtldO
JacUCJ JnOA ue 8U!JOidxa tnoqe
auoawo~ 01 'tiel Ol a:>eJd a41 s.tt
~1aa1eo 1noqe uo!~ewJOJll! pue
sam4:jo.1q puq 01 a )etcl a4~ S,ll uOtlepuawwooaJ ta:>uaJaJaJ JO
SJCI}lCII 'sauewwns SCI!ltJ\tpe pue
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Comely Julte Hams hobnobbmg weth Wallbanger
Less Hangnail
Staff wnter ( ... , , ~OOI'rr rk
About a week ago a thoroughly borinl( and remote group
named Country D1ck and His Hot Bics released an album
en111lt!d "Motel to Go". which ~ent ~hiver~ up nearly ever)
mu~tc cnttc·, ~pine mcludmg m) own. Now com~ They Died
With Thetr Socks On ctnd the}' promi~e 10 rcpedt Jnd even
~urpa~:s. their prevtOU\ faeluw.
The songs on the album range from me.mdering Jnd li~tle~~
insuumentals to meandermg and ltstles:s. lnlttrumt!ntal\ . One
Throv.a,..ay track ~·•fh vocals on '' •s abo included. The worst
cuts on 1he album include ''I Wi'>h You'd Get Out of My Pants",
"lo~t tn Ea~1 L.A.'' and "The last \'\'all of Acorns". ''Southern
Snatl" •s the wont of the lot, definttcl~ 1 op-1000 matcodl, and
destmed to become a BS hit. The Iynes i1H' trite and
meanmgless ~
"Who am I,
Is thts m) shtrt?
Do you ltvr• here,
And where are m~ ~hotts?"
The mu\tc reeks of \UpPrfict,Jiity. Wtthout lorrn or content,
the <Hrdngemems sluhcr dlong f.:'ndle!ll>ly . T ran~ltlon' .uc• rough
<tnd the producuon dull and mufflt>d. I he mu\tc JcJmhtp •s
IOUS), Country Bicplct~ h•~ suitar hkt~ 3n Jdverb· 'With htrings
out ot tunc and 3 mt\\ing. Ht• smgs ltkt• .l lrOK in heat. l ht• I lor
B•o .uea motley crew ot b.u ~up mu~JC11.1n~ who !>ound l1kc they
came out of a bar drunk and dtc.!d \o\llh tht•H wd .. s on,
Thev dted. -•~ patnfulto hstt·n 10 and clt•\•orti of ctn} humanuy
whatsoever. lt'r. dellnllclr on•• ol Countr Otc:k ') , .. orst aiLunt),
II you l1kc tauel.-:~s lr3sh (and I h<~ppen to I.. no\\ that mo~t of you
do), thl•n \ ou ~hould stu mol•• nght out and shophft on'-·· 1 Aprtll Ptoneor~l~o~g:_ __________________________________________________________ ____ ~
Muscle growing g
Rock
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Ogden LaRue
Bandaging ed•tor Rtck Van Orden
Snort editor
\dd two more nMnc~ to tht~ lt\1
ol tho~t· \\ 11h 'r~iom ol ~ 1ontn:JI
lor thi~ surnmttr.
Unl.:now~ t to mo~t at lewi ... 1nd
l l.ul-. tht•fl• I'XI\1\ two rn~n I rom
M..tnz..tnit.t '' ho are worl-;mg Vt'r)
h.ud rn .tn l'lfott 10 .tchtc\ c iJ spot
10 th•• Oh rnptcs. Brtan ~to !Itt tJilU
Otego Frutow ha\c combtned
thf•tr enc•q;tl'S IO lorrn ..t t.tndem
~cull team. B11an and lJ1cgo ha\(!
been \\Orkmg together ior the
ptl~l lour month\. f he \COlOr
J>urtncr l>•cgo ahums thtlt rnudl
progH'S'> h .... been m..tde.
The twice ..t da\ evcq cJ,,y trarn
ang l hcduiP-'' hrut.tl. \\hal thl·~
do <':,Ill be ter mcd an excrCJ'oC m
~cll- .thu">c. Th~ mJin 1hru~t ot 1 hct r morrllnl( '>l!~'>ro n ·~ the
dioonmg ol :.trl'ngth and
dur.lllu Brtan note\ tho~t
mort• vou work .t mu\fl~
b•Hs•·r It get' · \!though m~
tht: .tttcnllon '' devoted to
uppt•r b(ld), Brtdn anct Du:go
not tgnore thl' lo't\ cr C'\t.n•rniti.
It ts 111 tht· Jltcr nuon that Brtan;~
Dtegu wot k on ummg th~t n
ccuct.tlto •herr strnke-5 Only
much ttmt.: .md pr.u uc~ ha, ..
hccn .Jblc to pull together
In \pttl' ot bcmg somev.h~t
e IH~rtcnccd. B11an c~nd D•ego
<.ommutcd to thctr t..t k In
h\ o-m.m \c.:ull ·~an .m~·th
propoStt tOll, Llll' bPcomcs an
portant \ ,,,.,,bit•. Rcgardleu
.. , ho Plld5 up on top 1n the
petition. Brian •~ lrnding 11
'1mo'>t ~Jmfymg t• pt'nl'nce.
"Now. there., JOCk' and thetc\
jock\ ''ud lit't" e) \1\o .tllb.lngl'l ,
llw; ,ear\ wmncr ol "The.! Most
locular Athlete. Aw.~td.'' Sempert awarded lid
When .~,t.;cu w nv trw pr o.:n::n141JD
w.t~ n1.1de Dtt l.tnson not('() banquet .. ,.a, held 1n "''honor
13\t w~el-:end . \\ allb.lnger. .t
towenng d., namo ol t\\ i">ted
bronze. ~poke from the pod1um: Rock Van Orden 1 on,tdt•r "'S the condi11on or
em, tlw ltd WJ,n't good
..tnythmg cl c. 1 he ltd can be
to bt• .1 \ mbol ol Scmpt?rt'
taktng .tlo 'out on hts team
c.:.m , •n tht~ rcspcc1, '>cnc o~~
t.octchtng .ud lor De.m. "I'm a good gu} ", lw ~.ud . Spurts edttor
It'll about It me
He IJnall} did it Dtcl-; Dutchman . V.P. of Bu.,,n~ '!!>
and Finance, "alo a\ked to com
ment on the JOCund r••ctptent : "I
don't kno .. , Herve)' at all, but I
think I <"~Jn extrapolate hi\ motJu,
operand• He behew.. th<H the lcwrs .tnd Clark baskctb.tll men
tor Dt•.m "the Dre.-.m SLmpcrt
h," .. , on 200 ba .. ket ball game"
,\loll.' .JCcur <ttcl), Sernpert coach-
1.!0 teams h,n e won 100 game'>. T ht• \' mnmg ol 200 college
tc~ts mtght .tppear to be qune
JCComplt., hmcnt. But tht.•n,
looks .11 hov. many year\ the
has-bc•cn t oaching. And. there
the mdn) player' who hdH' be'>l way to get rid or lcmptatton i ..
to yteld to 11."
The \\ nter dogged 'A allbanger
mto the ~aund "V\ h,11 do you hcl\ e
to loo~ forward to/'
"Tomorrow' mu .. ed Heney,
"bec.ilu:.e I get better looking
d .. e'er7 ay. -The \cene lor the vrctory \\<1\
Pilmphn Span' Center a.. lhe
Prancer-. put awa) the Pirate" ol
Whitworth Followmg the game,
''the Dream" wa .. awarded with
the: ltd ol the trash can which he
auto~raphed weth hts btg toe after
a thrilling los~ . Captatn Nate
Dlcl-.tn.,on made the presentauon ~o mul h to make the .!Chtell~:rntt
po!>~tble Wtrh d jaundtced eve
tow.erd the future, ont• can
hope that the next .ZOO Men 1
.,o long m the maktng
Mr Bob D.,lan will be ~mgtng tn
Pamphn tim Sun Speual gue~t will be
Joan BaeL Back up~ wtll be done b~
Bruneu.t Mauolinni and Sally Benson.
wtth (harle't farmer .ill the peano. all from
our Muslt Dept S.Jdly enough the concert
i~ alre.1dy sold out If you don 1 have a
ticket bl•tter luck next lime.
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Cdd Whetrnore. comrnuotecl ttons prof.,
wtll be sponsoring c1 Star Trek Marathon
Sit-In thts Sat on lower campu~ It will last
a~ long <.~s de~tred Only people wearrng
Star Trek tee '>h•m wtll be admttted
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Pat Paulsen h taking the country b\-
storm once agctin. He'~ won thl! primarle'>
tn 6 lltJtes and is very likely to becomt: the
peopleJ. clloicP for pre,ident He will
~peak in the chapel on Aprtl 9th dl 7pm
Don, t mtc,s thtlo once-in·cl·life-ti me oppor
tun11~ to ~ee a greJt diplom..tt in aC1ton
The Meami Dolph 1m will Ul' tr .Jtntng at
LC thi~ Spring. (wryont· I'> fh·c~ to enter
their ugorou'> Sl!.)~tOn) 1 ht'> wtll not be
covered on your L C lnlour a nee plan II you
plan un JOtnmg the tun, ftl~ now ------ -------
The P~yrh. Dept wtll1>t.UI off thl'>term\
'\dofe,rent P'>ycholog~ counl' wuh c1
11howmg ol Gidget Grows Up 1 hi-. wrll bl·
tn the l ounCII C. h.unbt-r~ nt•xt T ue' at
)fJm Gul bung your quarter .
••• • e •• • •• • I I ' ••• e •• ' ' • I I ••••• e • 4 I I 4 4 •• e
ll~· sru·u.tl lf'llUl:' I LtndJ Lovelace tn
Deep Throat and Tho Devil tn Miss
Jones '"" hP shown on c ampu~ thts
~····~t·rHJ . r II ••• Upm Onh I Don'l mt')S thi~
C\ t-nmg ul lun Jnd •!Xc tl«'tnl'lll. Admts·
~,,, ·~ S1 Former Black Pdnther lec1der Eldradge
Cled\ er ~ta~wd a one-man lc1~h•on 'lhov. en
Pan~ to tntroduct• "Clc<Jver'> " htgh
wat">ted, bell-bottom men '~ pdnt~ w11h a
l..md ol tube at the crotch Dt.,cu'oc,rng lhl:
advc1nta~el> of whc1t he lall\ "the .1p·
purtenan ce." C leJvcr \.ltd, Tht>rt> are
c,ome beauttlul m.tter•al'> out lor women\
panh but men c..tn 't wear 1 hoc,c They lcln
tn my d~tgm . \ince there i'> no mtstakmg
they Me men\ pc~nt' ' All I can '>ay i'>, •I
you\ e got n flaunt 11.
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Have you mto,wd the Rolllng !)tone'> In
Concert more lime' th.m you lJre to
countlluckt l) for you they wtllnot be in
Portl.tnd th" tt•rm
Need finan<tal twlpl The busmc~" uf
ftr~ will be givtng <~wcty mont•} today
betW{.'t>n 4·5 to ,til tho"! who can prove
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employment
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Placement C
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students in •
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