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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

October 2, 1975 Volume 34, Number 1

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

1975-10-02

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

0 pounds of Wheat Germ-
Dnn Compton
Stoff writor
Soggd rmag«'s of gre.uy slop, mHrarion food All of
us mcght nol be too ISOod for vour body Sagd ts
1>108 u bt!SI to bury that Image.
Sagil I ood Scrvu:.c h,u J lot.tiiY new progr<~m !his
~>ar. The tdl'a IS to provcdc good, healthful rn,.al!..
"'n'IAI producuon tcchnrq1u .. >s1 menu plans, Jnd food
ll~"'tl,ur•rcs h.uJ to be ulllrzed
Hot Dog
A<:, Thad l hom.u. Saga food m<~nagcr explained, th•!
llt!'nllPtlaSI\ t!. on lrcsh louds and those whcch ar • nchest
1 nutucnr F rcsh vcgct.tblcs arc regl.u .:rng frozen and
an ned vMccues. \'\hole gram flour) .Jre used a .. much
1 posstble, r•·plac10g the nutrronlcs!> calortes ot whuc
our .1nd liS dcsccplc Udlloon bre.Jd. Procel!.,eri meats
••n.1'"" as pork, h.un, s.lUs<~ges, dnd hot clogs arc no
~m~t~·r uwd; th•• !lend •s 10 gel away from toocJs thai
.pntacn chernccals and .trtttu:cal lla~;oong s.
1 All of tlw ml!al r<~etpes come trom !:lilgJ's home
fflce. Th·· sourc • or rn;my <He books ltkl! Diot for a
mull Planet, whcch stress healthtul , good 1a~11ng
teals. On~ m~tJOr problem. Thad po10ted out, is
~pandcng 1he~e rc•c.:rpcs 10 lhl! gcgantrc scalP rn·
11u1ional c.lltng n:qUtrcs.
' No more sugar. honey
Producllon techntqUl>'i hJve ch<~nged a btl srncl! ld\1
r. Frccd tood~ .uc becomtnga thing of thepa'>t. The
rogr.rm ts ~tccrtng cleJr of eiC(.ess 'iaturated t.w •.
httc gr<lnui.Hed sug<~r ha~ been replaced bv honey
nd brown sug<~r . Mo~t ol I he vegetables are fresh.
c s~ 10 .uc no1 removed and grea1 care,., taken to
~t<>o rh;u the., <~r<' not overcooked . In thl' ne..tr tu1urc
read w1ll bl· m.1dc twcct• a week (uscng tho'>e wholl'
rams, ul coum:). Prc~entl} · the bread being \ervcd is
re mo~ t nutnuou~ <.~v;ul.lble commerCt.llly .
lnc•dcnlalh, S.Jgil gol'~ through d 50 lb. bag of r.lw
l'tn:te;u gPrm even· week.
1 The nc\.\ progr\lm WJ~ tnllrated by Pre.,•d~nt
ow ~trd I <lSI ) e.&r, when he made a reque!>t to Sa gel for
more ht•.thh loud oru:nwd menu. The tood ftrm did
ilf.cs;earch 1n1o the .~rea and prc~en1ed it'> re>uhs to the
rhc pr u~r .tm is not yel compl~ lt!. Th~re is J bdtlt:f\
Jlltitu,,l tr uct dnnk Ul\penser~ m the dining hull
had s.ucJ th.u uudgc.•t rwc e~~•tated 1heir stc~y ht"
tlw mont•' to go tnlo the n~w food produc:
Sound nutrition dep~nd~ on what you t?at most
llml' rather thai the ;m.tll devtJtton., from your
ICI." n Ot.C.I\tOnJI OJrtilid<ll frutt drtni-. wont ~ill VOU,
ut don·, b,,w your meal .. url 11.
As tor 1h~ lutu~t• , Th.td m.t) want 10 incorpora lc
Jml' organtc.tlly Krown lr"its and vc~etable ~ in1o tht?
ot~r<un. But ct's no1 ccnam. Thtngs s11ll need Jd·
111u\1 ng, burl h,1d IS opllm•slic and bl.'licve) that 1hcs '" .1
l!ltn1tc ~.h;.~n~w lor thl.' bellcr 10 the world of
'""" tutcon.JI c.lltng. Pcrh,tp\ )'Ou'll .cgrce.
• \ogga 2 October 1975
OCTO~ .... -..
Vol. 34, No. 1
• L I B• A R n1c evo on
-nn
$30,000 inactive
~ .. Budgetless till the end of October)
Bob Rowe
Edttor-ln-Chief
Wes H<~YJ~h• v~toed the budget. ~a result, UO,OOO
m ,\::,LC ~tuden c lund~ tt!m.:un unallocaled . That v~to ,
ta~tng pli!Ce at a lime· H.•ver<~l d.1ys before th~ dO\C of
\pong lerm-wh~::n the <\')l(. enate would be unabh!
to rt.'vtse th propo~ed budget. froze much of 1hc
tundlng 10 org..lntl..ation~ with ASlC. c:h,uter.,-th.tl'.\
ncJrly e'<cr Kaltc Klatch on campus
AI..(Or dcng to 1 rt>.t\urer t-. \ cke 1\.ao;per zal<., the
prunar., tt!.lson lor H.washi\ veco ~a-. the >en.Jte\
<.~llocJIIOn to the Pioneer Log, "where they dec•dt..:td 10
gt\t' them S!,OOO now .1nd $1,900 later if the\ hk~ \'\ h.11
1he) ~·'\' It .mtount~ to cemorship."
A lot of work
\<o,Ll Prt.~)ldl.!nl Hay.u.hc, on the c.en,or h1p
pr Jhll•rn: "That wa'>n'l the antentcon (ot tht.: \cn.tle),
butt he pO)'>tbilit\ wa .. thcrc.l\h,o. rno'>l otthc p..-ople I
1.1llo.ed to wcrc unhapp . lot 01 people pul .1 lol ot
work antu 11, but 11 duJn'1 come togl.!ther.''
Whtll' no organi7Jtton cctn piJn .1 long-range
budgt"'l, m.tJOr wr' rt. cs are becng lunded. Th<~l means
01 \, 1\lC r.Jdto, :md t!\en the Pconeer l.og. The
cullegt.' JMY" the bill !I, but the tot..~l \'\ tllt?H ~ntu.•lh· bt!
clcduc.:tl•d lro111 5<tudt.•nt lt.•es.
P1obl t~rns ol I he rrnmt•t.lt.ttt! Jlloc.1thJn ol lund!> <~nd
ul lht.• ulr\ltrH111l~ th•b.Jtc over the -.:nlirt• nwthod ul
.cllot .111ng It'll'> ui thou~anJ., in tuclcnt lund .ne
lCnll,\ll(t ttw pre~CIIl SIIU,ttiOn,
\s rcg.uds It) the at:tuJI .tllo.:..tlton thts 1311 The
-.,,-.nate, 111t ludtug thv C IIWillbCI elt•t:t~d IOtnOHO\\,
W tJI lllt'CI 1\\t.tndil\ t!VI'fllll8 10 dt!CtJ\.' \\ h.tl l t.IUf~C 10
t.tk<' 1 twy tnd) dt•• ule 10 rt.· ubrntl the cntne budget
to .1 'ul•', ctthl'r .:sdvt~or) 1)1 bmdtn~, b\ I he studt•nts It
I\< cxpl'C1t·d hm.,,., cr, thJI the pro< (•s w1ll be hollt•n­
cd con Hlcr.tbl)
\tl;oultn6 to t'la a~ht , "\">e\e go1 .1 prell) good
ba~•" tor tor mul;~ung ·' nt'\' dorumt.•nl " the mO\l probable ~cenarto \\Ould ha\e 1hc Budger and
Fmanct.' Comm111e~ )Ubm1111ng a re~;tsed "crscon ol
last )'ear') recommended budget 10 the Senate for
dtrcet approval or modttu:auon b}' the cnate melt.
Even (tm 3bbre\ tated procedure could lea"e ASL C
budgc1le~~ till the end ol October .
\\'hen a budget ts trnall~ dralt-=J • .1pproved. sub­
mrucd, Jnd s•~ned bv the Pre 1den1. the quest ton ot
proc.:e) will \ttll e:ml or be tact.!\!.
S 1 4.000 short
La)l c.Jr. e.tch organt.:.a tcon, ha\ mg been chartered
b 1he eniJte, submrtted and delende<.l a reque t lo
the Budget and finance Commtttee. Requests ro1alled
$43,991 Subtracting a S 10,000 commrtment to
n.:novallon /restor;uion of the Trail Room, onl) SJ0.-
000 remamed tor dt\lrlbutton E\icry budget was cut.
Budget and fiOJnce presented •ts recommendauon
to the students he1~one so Wt>hiOg ~4iS gl\cn a
pcn\,;tl and a ballot l•sung Olg.uuzallons' names the
rccomm"nd~d allocatton tor each, and a blank
column tn \'\ h•ch to creat one' O\\on budget. On I) 500
\Oted.
lhe \'\hole proce)) '' cumberson, ltme con~um•ns,
and mefttCICill . Problem .. e~cst both\'\ •th th" characr­
•ng piOredur"' drHJ "1th the method ot allocoucon
Dormctoncs HI! ''Pr~sh protubited lrorn recet\ ing
\ LC rhartt•r), ytol bolh the ''1ewo1rt Co-or and the
Ru 1y N,ul.;£>ck \::.l< funLk Do tud••nl" hil"'thc ttrni!
or trh ltnatlt)n to crniqu(• !he .:onttre budget ur hould
tht'tr reprcwntJti\C~ "~'ume the r~spon 1btht\ 01
r •prPscnttn~ lh~mllf retl'rrcd 10 I he students. hould
the rc uhmg budgt!t be btndmg? \\hJI 41boul the
lobb mgt\.' hn.qu~ employed b 0'PIRG m pre ur­
trll! llw "enJte for rundc;l
\ ~ cntral factor '" the a~.,cnce of an nem 'cto,
Whl•rPt)\ the ''LC Prestdt~nr could \eiO one cse­
rnent m thrs c.ue tht! Lo • allocatcon I 'd\ tn' the
r •nlJIOdt:'r ml.h1. It c t"tenct-m rhe Con ltlutcon
would h,l\ ~ dllo'' cd th• enltre sttuatcon to b · en­
CUm\ Cntl'!d Page 2
Academic
I ntrospedion
'The purpose of the self-study is to understand
how and m what ways our program •s ac
comphshmg educatlonal goals and how and in
what ways we are not suceodmg in what we want
to accomplish Thus. tt seems to me that tho
primarr beneftcsary is the student and we are here
10 beneht the student."
• lohn L Bro"n
Memo lO De~nm<>nl Head•
eptember o. JQ7S
Thts 1 an open letter lO the studenh of lewts and
Clark. It\ purpo..,~ Jre to mform the student!~ ot the
lnsututiono~ ~II Stud) "htch is 10 proc~s at le, .. hand
Clark and to t!>l or thetr cooper au on 1n a\pects ott he
stud' which '' rll b-undu ·a ken th1~ fall.
The In tnuuonJI ':>ell Study 15 a tud) of the college
conducted b) the collt:!)C Be~tun J~ an altername
means of accrt.-dating tht> college. When completed
m februal'\ tt wtll be ubm111~d to the l':orthwest
!>sociation of :;chool\ and Colleges and will sen, .. a'
the bonis for accrednauon proc~s '' hrch ~~II occur
later th1~ ear.
Accrediting
Accredumg IS U)Uilll) done rolel b) a group of
ountde e\ialuato~ who )pend a h~" da)'S on the
campu10 talkmg to people and lookmg at 1he faolittes
These people then prepare .J rcpon on the status ot
the m~tltuuon This status h detcrmmed b) a number
of broad quanutat,.•e crttena (the numb"r of book) in
the ltbraJ}. the number of PhDs etc ) "h1Ch are
supposed 10 measure the quaht) of eduotion at the
colleg -
A commmee compos ~ of lac.uhv members ,
student), alumni, admm1strators and tru tees was
org~mzed to des•gn and oversee the elf stud}. The
research d~•gn '' htch was agreed upon approached
the stud\ from t\\ o mam level~ .
l.)Studies of spec1fic departments, programs and
administrallve OlftC~ \\ jfl prO\ rde m-depth VICWS Of a
cross section ol the college's :acttWites. Examples are
r\dm1~ tons. Rcstdence Halls, the Engl1sh, Mus1c and
Foretgn Lan~uases Oepartmen~ and the UYA and
0\: r!\25 program ~
.Z.tResearch conducted on an tnstltUIIon·wlde basts
"rtl attempt to pro\lde a general -.rew of the college
and the w a) 11 accompltsh ~ m broad goals Two
examp1e:s of research whu.:h has been completed are a
computer study traong the htstor oi the dass ol 1968
(where the ~udent came from. "hat the) d1d ht!re.
whach students left and wh), and etc.) and a quesuon­
natre wh1ch sought to determtne the perc •p11ons of
varaous groups {studenu , facuh)·, trustees. etc) haH~
of the college'-s •deal and actual goals.
Critical Gaps
Crnlc:al ga~ e••st m th~· methods u~ed to comt! up
watha general p1cturc ol LC. lhc qu~tionnaues and
omputer studtes p1o\ •de rn1orma1ion, but C"annot
descnbe ahe people's feehngs Thts is rhe gap Whal
do the studenrs of LC feel abour the coflegt•? What do
rhey .see .as 1ts strengths and" aknf!jses? f-lO~\ v.outd
1hey change 11 or rmprovc 1tl
Student input as badly needed for the self stud •
\~ nhout student tnput. a d••arer plctur or the college
cannot be obtained .
-"" students "'" be ;uked ro conrobure wr•uen
r.atemenr.s ro rhc ~ell study commmec The wrll be
a~ ed to descnb then c);penenc~ here, both the
good and the bad, and they ·w1ll be a)ked 10 suggest
roluuons to th • problems the-, see.
Addttionall ., penon a I mtervte\\ s w1ll be conducted
an ~ h studenb vtll be as~ ed to comment on cenam
area) th.at ha~e ahead been adent•lred a~o problem
area1. \\ utten statements <tnd .nforma110n gamed
hom inten~~cv.~ will be used as; a base by whtch the
effcctl\ eness of man)' ot the qu~t1onn lr ~and otht>r
r~eardl tool~o an be mca~ured.
The lnstituttonal Sell !>tut.l ·~Important to Lew1s and
CJar~ .. It ,s, ~pectall) rmporlant 10 the student\ otthe
CC!1J~e, for it IS the}• Yo no "til benefit tf CUfft!nt
problems <HC 1dcn1af•cd and correctL-d. In turn, •he
\-tudenu suHcr most 1f problems t;o uncorrect~ . The
~elf r.tud) an act a~ the ba~•s for -ssg01f1cant change 1f 11
t!l succ-essful 1n ldenttf mg the t.trengths and
weal n~~ ot Hte colle.gc Thea ad and Goopcrauon ol
all lC students lS ~nual. Plt·a~ hPipl
£11u;beth Mllchell
7 om SIJoema~:er
Bob Rowe
I student repre><:nlltl\-ei ro rhe Sell Srudy Commmee} Pioneer log
Sour grapes
u
C Bokor
Staff wnter
"No one compl~un at the
n~ce"•ty ot fct':dmg a horse" htl(•
h~ '' nol workmg. Bur "t.' com­
p/am ttbout teedmg the men -.md
women "ho work our l~nds. Is''
po>sible that tho t .. te IS ~o stupid.
~o vicious ... nd • .so greedy that 11
cannot clo1he and teed the men
and women ,.,ho help make 11 the
nche~t t~rca In the world? Mu)l the
hunger become .1nger and the
anger lurv b•?tore anythtng will be
donef'
Th1~ quote IS from John
Steinbeck, who, outraged by a
leuuce str1l.e tn alinas. wa\
"nting .srttcle~ that would evolve
in The Grapes of Wrath, This 1\
1975, 48 ve.u~ l<1ter, and the
mtgrant larmworkcr~ ol thl\ na­
tion are >till mugghng lor a life ot
~ell-re pect and dignh .
AmericH 2.6 mdlion
farmworkers are the lo, .. est paid
mcome group m the country. The
3\ erag~ hfe expe<tanC) ' of a
mtgrant worker •s 49 ~cars and the
a~eragi! ancome ol a farm worker
tamtly ts 14..-s~ than 3,000 dollars a
year. 800,000 farmworker children
under 16 ha-.;e to "ork m the
fu~ld.,, 8000 ne'er get to htgh
school, 5% >top at the ftrst gre~de
Inadequate housmg, malnuln­
tion, unhealthy santtary con­
dttlon~ and explouau'e woriJ..ing
conditions per:SISI when the
far mworker~ arc unable to be
rt:oprcsenwd b)' a umon dedicated
to bettenng thetr h"(>~
Grassroots organizataon
The m1grant workers were
dehbcratel) · e.xdudcd trom the
~auonal Labor Rcl<lltons Aet of
1935 and leg1slat1on passed to
alle\late theu problcrm 1s seldom
entorc ~-In the 1960's, Cesar
Cha t!Z, a farm" orkcr himsell,
began the grassroots organazmg ol
the first suCCI!)Siul farmworkers
umon, th\! Umted farm \'\ orkers
of Ame11cd The union conducted
a strike and related consumer
boycott from 1965 to 1970 wh•ch
resulted tn thuagning of contract<;
wath the growers. The UFW con­
traru prov•ded tor wage tncreases,
overume, rest periods. JOb :;ecuri·
tv b<ued on :;en1onty through a
huing hall, and JOtntl)' ad·
mamswred health care benefits
and protect1ons hom pesllc1des .
In 1973. when contraCt5 won b\'
the UFW explfed, the gro"ers
reiused to renegotiate. Instead,
the growers brought m Te.-.mster
Unton olhcrals and s1gned what
<tre known as "5\\t..~theart'' con­
tracb because they rctlect the
mteres1s of the growe•, not thos•!
oi the workers. l he mtgrant
workers wer'! allo~(.>d no vo1ce rn
the chorce of un•ons.ln Cahtornaa,
agnbusmt~\ IS b•g busmess: seven
percent ol the grow err. own 80% of
the land and employ 75~> of the
farm worker~. These growers ar~
not '" ta\'Or ot any union that will
put the need~ ot the workt!rs
betore 1he profu moti\IC of the
srowers.
Secret ballots
In rcspons.c 10 ttll~!>e
•• h .. h sweet ean con&raL"tli, t e
workers went on ~tuke and resum­
ed th • p•cv1ouily dfcctiH! con­
sumer boycou lncrea~ed pressure
and pubflc concern finally com­
pelled Gov Brown of Calrforma to
see through a b•ll last spung that 2 October 1
• mtgrants or
<!f 5>
provrded for new. secret ballot
election~ in the fields. The Cdlifor­
ma Aet deals w nh elections. tt does
not in~ure the signing of contracts,
nor does it provide for any par­
uc.ular protections for the
workers,
Elecuons began ugust 28 '"
Cdllfornia . The Uf\'\ organtZI'f
are b~ing denied access to the
"orkers tn the fields and labor
camps. The Californ1a Supreme
Court ha~ ruled that lhe)' do ha\'e a
nght to access, but th~ organrzers
are bemg beaten, threatened , and
arrested for lrt!'>passtng . Teamsters
are organizmg m the fields w1th
guni on thetr hips and growers dH!
escorting their wor ken lo ballot
bokCS. Team~ter.s are challenging
the vJiiditv of vote> ca'>t by
.,traker ~. H the ~tate board rules
thJtthe~e \Otes are countable, the
UF\\ will have "''on the eleet1ons
m the Gallo \ inerards As of the
time of thh "rrtinR. the UF~ has
won -14% of the elections,
repr~enung 11,000 ''orkers and
the r eamsters ha\'e \\on 33')0,
repre ... enung 8,100 \ otes.
Unul the problems wnh acces
ughts, charge) of outright tn·
11m1dation , and the letr;al
challenges ol the b.JIIotmg arc
deoded, there \\ill be no end to
the bailie m Caltfornia . And
Cal1lorma •s only one state, out ot
manr. "here the magrant
tarmworker h lighung tor a lilt' of
sell-determination.
Ma~g•ng Edttor
Production Edttor
Photo EdtiOr
Comi)Oaouon Edrtor
Bu11ncss Edrtoo
Spona Ed•tor
An Edol()f 1 hl! Portl.md Bovcort Offt« • been ;)(tn•e and successful
summer. -" camp~rgn
J:ienm .. 's Food .)tor~ ro get
grape out .. , <t) won m "'usu
no" the 'upportet s ot the 001
ot grape~, Gallo .1nd hcdd
are picketmg Fred Meve~
Fred M~yf!t) h being hnvrfl
trom Eugene to Seatrle
Commll!l'e.\ for the? tarmwnt
arc berng formed dt Reed,
Jnd tC, tf you ate mrerE!Slt!l
helpmg \\llh th1• boycou- '"';
needed nowl The boycort
conrmuc unlll5trongconr·~?·
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letter ~ in LC Box 21 (We •"""
the right to edit.).
•• __ ,, __ Bob Rowe (TNnh June)
fhclo. Cooper
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Crt'$ Mtrcdt
l~nnllt'r Wood\
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Wtot.,. C1nd~ ~lc:r,D .. n Comp1011 Ku~ Coolet C..riHar""-ood 8onn ~
MOKAannon . Ron St.ar~ .. , Crnll) St., .. m~. Conrild Wcnlh()('ll
P!oduc:toon Juhc Chl<rpurro . Cmd~ 1-t~flern.an L•w M.ar·
cotrr., M.aru Mdloiulloch l 'Jn R~~ . lrz \\ llrrrn CNrlcth \\ebb
Pnotog•aphy Mrc+lde Auuln trm B<mon Greg [.,.n cnl\ l) nd.a
Cervllr\ hm Cllb(ort One H.au 10\~ Loar\on Ball MlH RO)IIC!' J.tnt" Rupp,
D< nll ~v~ <!, O.rwtd !loyiter, Perno \\t'$100.
Composition Werul) 1\eno .a P.trl!c t,.n~cn S~n.an KOO\Ofl,
C<~rol Milhumur.a Hobby ~·~h•do Carhy ''"~~oft-r. ALan \\arhtl'f
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• • r1v1n
C. Baker
Stoff wnter
1 conll'mplawd ttw towenng
ad.; of parking trclo.ct~. ac­
ulatcd last )C:tr lor p.Hkmg in
pmted "lacuhy itdfl park­
• and began to 't?riou~ly ques·
the assumptron that
rct~:au.:~u pdrkmg )hould e.(l\t.
11 seemed to ml"! that the com·
1 and comenumce ot the peo·
c that work here should not be
ut before that of the people who
to !ochool here.
1 had 10 pay thl!)e lines in order
rcgtster thl) term ... the puce of
I drwbcdience wa\ hrgh. My
urse Wil\ to addre:.s tile policy
about h1s rssue.
Jhts research attempt qurckly
n 10 a)~ume the ~cope of a
• • • rgate co"erup mve5.ugauon.
e llrst office I visited wa~ ~ecuri-
•
~ons antics ty; the,· arc the ~eoplc who iO
d•ltgently d•~h out rhcse cit.ltion~.l
wa~ tnlormed that s•~cuuty only
enforced policy made el~ewhere .l
should try the Dean of Students
oUicr•.
In the Oc.m of Studcnb office I
wa\ told they had no knowledge
of th1s pohq and I should set! tht!
Oe.1n ol facuhy.
Trudgmg down the stiurs to
Dean Brown's offrce I wa~ sent
c11en further tnto the depths of the
Manor House.
Passing the buck
In the business off1ce I was
assured that Mr. P~eken of Security
could enlighten me. I made an
appotntment wllh Mr. Prckeu,
wh1c.h he m1~sed due to tllne.<>s. He
did. howe11er, leave me a m~sage
that he could be o( no asmaance tn
rny query. I wa~ then referred b11ck
to the Dean of Students office.
..
7A roSPM
NO
STUDENT
VEHICLES
ALLOWED
SPEED Pioneer log
e cr ' •
The second ume aroun<:1 •• the
Dean ol Students oH1ce, 1 wu
rnformed th.tt Dean HJwley could
probably answer my qu~uons ,
But he was out ol town, I was then
rt!lcrrcd to Dr. ltmmc Heller.
Pool it
Dr. Helzer was \I cry sympathetic
10 my plrght but b!K'ame rather
put out when I alluded to the
tnJUSIICe Of inutng pnviJeged
parktng posatrom to people w1th
Ph.D's. He fell I wtts betng cymcal.
As he bnskly showed me from his
olftce he demanded credtt lor
bemg rna c.tr-pool and "doing hrs
~rt" . Dr. HeiLer, I render you
pubhc credu tor bemg in a ar­
pool. I JUSt wtsh your car-pool car
found it sell stuck ., ay behtnd che
new theatre Slle, and 'fOU had to
uudge throu~h all that drrt and
gravel to get to your offace.
Transients
1 ended my qu~r in the office of
,\.lr. Mallin~n . He tonhrightly
responded that parking zone
desagnations were "functional''.
The students are transients and
alter all, the bustness offrce, for
example, has 10 make m.ln)' trips
off campu~ during the da • and
needs 1ts cars nearby. Apparently
transient staft member~ are
d1fferen1 from tran>ient studenu.
lhe question of who ger.s to
park where, .tnd who has to wan~ a
lev. yards (milesl) turther to their
destination is tmial. The impor­
ldnt hsue) are the a~wmptions
and orientations that lie behind
these more 1rr11ial maners. for
~hom does thts college exist and
ior what purpo~el ~\Jhat ar\! the
'a lues and prioriue of rhh inslllu·
non and th~ people who <JUend ill
These are some of the qu~tions
that ari\e lrom the stark audadry
of asign that states: CAR NUMBER
ONE.
Naw kid, it don't rain in Portland
Crndy Sterns
Steff wnter
Adm1~~•on~ are down. Whyl
ree Re.nons
1. The Baby Boom is over. As
me~stng around of the earl)'
turned 10 the more
~Uvu~ol:uu•n-control a\\'Jr eness,
brrth rate dropped con­
u•·· .. bly. Thus, thl! college-age
.. ., ... ,ation ts no longer growing ;u
nificant rate. In fact, although
stattstrcs now ho~ a slowly
ning plateau. the curve "ill
l'nr•Pt rate markedly by 1980.
2. Money. With the limited
dent market, and the availabrli­
ol good colleges, students are
•uJJ•ping around more. lher are
~ resr~ting high-c.ost college).
isn't cheap. Although LC had
e 2nd lo\" e~t tuition htke last
• we ha11c the 2nd highe:.t
Ilion m the state. (Reed i!i tir.:.r.)
the me.sn gH•en .ll(clin. k ld\
3. A strong trend toward
l 11onel educat1on ,\.\orl! and
c the\(' do~) there h a pu)h
hagh school >lud~nh to decide
1 to do ~ 11h thcu li11es Thus,
allcntron tend~ to ~hth from
l.ber al am oll~cs. Pr l~sur e,
Ho .... rs LC combaumg lhese evtl
c~l The mam thrng, ~)'S lr.
•lowtes, ·~ to ~ct 10 more high
ool student!. LC, along w1th
et s1milar mstuutrons, is going
I force tn recrurttng freshmen . first ol all, the admls~1ons iorce
hd.s to vtsil 500 hrgh school!>. There
students may ask questions . get
out ol bonng hisiOI")' lecture!>, ~nd
,.
• •• • are 8" en <til the mformauon thev
want.
Secondly, literature about the
college is mailed. la~t year only
about 6,000 people rec-ei~.:ed
printed into about LC. The theory
then wa~ th<~t the studenl should
make the first overature. Not so
anv longer. No~ lC uses the
names pro" rded b)" the S ._ Ts to
promote interest. As a r~uh. there
will be 11,000 students who ~•II
recei~e mlorm;uion .
F rna II , there ts a big push to
de" elop a new sales Ioree. Current
)tudents, alumni. t~nd parents are
encouraged to aa ii.S represen­
tatr"~ tor the college. In addition •
p<~rcnt\ are asked to gi"e the
name$ of an) student ~ ho might
be interested in LC.
Hu\'\ much is this going to co tl
According to Beko~·ie\, not 'fen
much. As Ions a there is no Maff
addiuon, thi! college will onh
pe-nd a couple hundred e~tJa
dollars on p~tage. Wtuch isn't
bad constdering that other
coll~gc~ m simalar Situation~ ha"e
had to hire ~II · orb ol additio I
~tat f.
o how does the lorec<ht look
for lCllt all depends.. A~ Beko" •e~
put it, "We're COn\'inced thar we
ha\ c a marketable producL Out of
the shnnl.rng numbers, "e'll sull
set the nurnbe~ .,e want. The
least ,.,.1able instuu&ton , ... n go first,
and the most w1tl go list. Lewt~ and
Clarl. has one of the mo~t ~•able
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Bob Rowe
Ednor-m-Chitf
hery paper nasa polrtecal column. ThasisotHS. Politics, 10 the
laymen (and who esn'tl is ohcn seen as turard. tedious, and JUSt
plain dull.
~tall, poln•cs -<:1ehned by one "poht1cal sciemrst" ;u ''the
authoritative allocation of \alues"- impinges on each o( us to
an e\ier·incre~s.ing extent. Polatu:s, as exptessed through
government, influence the contents of a p<~cbge in <J grocery
store, &ts puce, and whether or not one is earning a sa~ry wrth
whach to purc..,ase that pad:.age.
This situacion ts recent in our historv. The.laSl tihv years have
witnes~ a near reverul m the way government's sooetal
func.uon is oe.rceived.
Political columns are boring
200 years ago strong go-.ernment o~nd crv1l lrbertres were
believed by many to exist in an intithetical balance. Our
nat1onal charter wa~ tn rNny respects designed to be ineffec­
tual -the best government ~s really no government. Problems
could best be solved by soaety's rnr~rnal mechaniSms. Go,.-ern­
ment was one e~pression or tndt'IOiduals' decisions to come
rogether under natural Ia.,. and was an tended as a balance to,
and medrator between f'the <~uchont.ltt\ie allocatton .•. '')
vanous other fore~ in society. and most espeoally as the vorce
of the whole community •n dealing with other communtttes en
a la""l~s manner. The sooal contract was not in effect m
internacronal dealrngs.
One hundred )'ear ago the social contract was shauered.
The! nation underwent mternal war and an e\'entual domesuc
recon truction program.
Keep reading
At rh~ centul')'s end, the natural balance of com~'"'~
tore~ in a self-regulaung economy were beli~d threatened
by the growth of monopolies. Tr~t-bustmg and regulation of
business activirtes took on mcreasing importance as a govern­
ment acu~rny. atural monopolies such as railroads and
telephones "ere not subject 10 the constraints of competttion
on price or qualrt)' continued to develop. Government's role in
both de elopment and regulation developed con,uncttonally.
her the f~rst World War, during an age of "'isolation,''
Herbert Hoo ... er organized a government sponsored program
or relaet to war·r~\iaged Europe. As President. Hoover held f;ut
<~gamst major government interference in a domestic economy
ravaged b)' the most serious depression of thrs century. Such an
mcu~ton s.mpl)' dsd not fit w1th tradivonal nottons of
government's role rn soc:•ety.
The elhcaC)' of Frankltn Roose~oelt'i Ne¥. Deo.l Programs m.l)
)t•ll be • moot poiru. What is clear i~ that FOR's <actions
irrevoably committed the natron~ government to intervene
in economic m.llters U)ing fisal .u well a:~~ legal tools~ henever
it teh the economy \\ .u not ~dequately ser. ing the nation's
needs, a~ rnt~rpreted b)· that go .. emment, and also to assume a
great de<~l of responsibrlrty ior the actual shoaping -or social
pan ems ~ uhin the societ to ~ hich it must respond.
Roos~elt'~ programs were by and large intended as eme.rgen·
c.,·. short-rerm, stop-gap measures. However. the served to
ae~te a n~ corutituenq, new dients for the national
government. 1ore and more indivtduals , organizat•ons. and
orgo.nrzed mterests turned to the marional go-.ernme.nt for
countless solutions to tnnumerable problems .
Only two more paragraphs
The contradJctton bet.,een the perc-ehed threat to hberty
from powerful go-.emm~nt and the percewed beniftrence
and eti•caC)• of that same go' emment i:~~ in practu:e constant!
fauher irom resoh.o,e. All this is b \'\'a of prebce, the pomt
betng that q01t nearl) anythrng on m1ght care co dtscun rm'
proper.ly be placed under the heading "poliucs."lnnumera ble
ISsues, all more eACitsng than the preceedmg par.~grap~.
demand auenuon, Amo"i rhese i~ of coune the proper pbce
of go-.ernmcnt '" )Octety .and the effect~ of a sovernment's
P<))lllon on the mteract1ons ot the go\ erned. lso:
• Socral1 m for rhe nch. Lar)ez-/aut! ror rhe poor.
-Conflrct bef" een polrual freedom ~nd economrc me­
qualrtJe.~.
-Psychologrcat rnfluences of ocialrnuon proce s on rhe
compo mon of )OCrer)··
-The pathology of crtme.
• long-tem1 energv pol•c•es.
• Ellplor~tron of ·ne"" cechnolog1es.
-Elton ol rndrvtdual ro de;,l \<trUh ,,..~rrou SOOill problerru~
.md che iippl•c;abrltty of Chelf :olu"ons .-~ modell lor the soc:• ely
a il "hole Page 4
Depression-
norma uman
Don Nickerson
Guest writer
Oeprl! ~1on h o1 (\ltch-.lll \'1 ord
"hrch co''\!n a lot ot inner fcehnR~
more difficult to de>cribe: i,ota­
uon hom oth~r... feeling) of
"hca' me~~." a \ensc ot detach·
ml'nt trom an' fe~llng' at all,
,, c~pine!>S, conru .. ed thought,
hclple \ne~. \.Ontamed lru•.tra·
uon. hopei~ ~ne~ . hollownc)~ ,
CIC.
All ot u( become depro ed at
time and it rs a normal human
r-eaction tO man) lite experience, ,
Jean tell> Fred ~he doe-. not \'\ant
to ec hrm an} more. Unle~s either
the situation or Fred i~ unu~ual ,
Fred will e\.penencl..' depre!>!.ron .
• • Our popular wa) of puumg 11 ·~
"Fred's ft~ling down," or "fred'...
got the btu~ :· or "Fred\ m. a
crappy place " So one srtuauon m
"'hrch "e are likely to feel
depre 'ed ~~ "'hen we ha,·c \Uf •
teu~d the lo~ of a per,on who ha-;
been tmponant tn our life.
One thing in common
Depre!>~lon i~ a common!) ex­
penenced >tate among college
~tudcnts. I can't stre~) too much
ho" such an experience ~~ normal
an mo~ot ~cs . Of the almo>t 500
freshmen comrng to le" 1S and
Clark mo~t of you have one thang
1n common. you have left home.
That means vou ha~> e left man\
good and close fnendc; vou ma)
have known tor a very long time.
\ ou have leh vour tamil)' and therr
1mmed1ate aftecuon . You have left
the famtltant)' ot )'our home com­
munrt • and the relative predac­
tabrlrt} of ho"' to tnteract with
your previous o,chool and home
communtty . And some ol you
ha~;c left quite 1nt1matc
rdatton hips w1th )omc 13\'0rttc
person w1th ''hom )'OU may have
spent a great deal or 11me. Now, 11
rou were not depressed betore
)OU read all ot that you should be
alter reading it I Wh3t w • are •••allv
talkrng about IS hov. we ordindrrl)
reaet to losses. We are lit.. ely to I eel
~ome kind of gnel reaction.
Ven often when we are
depr~sed our sense of realil) geb
d1stoned . For exclmple, we may thmk we .UI! the on!\ one" who
ted dcpf\ !\~ed. Alter all. other
pl•opk 'ccm to bt: \'Cf)' cheertul,
gelltnF mto thetr \tudie~ .tnd en
10~ tnt; ,on.1l life. The reality mav
be that "' gn.•.u m.Jn\ ol the people
~H' arc ob,crvtng may fPel the
need to dt>n\ or 1gnor~ their
tct!ling~ ol to .. , or dl .. placement
tnternallv the\ may also fc ·I the\
are the onl) one) who feel empty
or lik~ cr) mg. ,md conclude It 1'>
"1sc to keep .. uch feelings
undcr(O\ cr.
• Exper.ence •t
0 K '>0 a \:Crtain amount of
betng • down" may be normal, but
what do you do about itl Fir~t ot
all. cxpcnence 1t, Arter all. that
dcpre, .. ron i~ a part of you 1\nd
when vou c1llow your\dl to ex­
pem•nct· 1t you may feel like cry~
ing or b~1ng angn \1\<hen \'OU let
that h<~ppcn \OU are domg two
thtng'>: you .ue enlarging vour
bod)-<~"' :~rtme~!>, v. hich i~ more
lil.eh to put you en touch with
r~?ality, and) ou are lreeang up a lot
or c•nerg\ .... ·hich 1'> often held'" bv
denvang' 5-uch fceltngs. I don't
thmt.: v. c arc likeh to be 1n a place
to recognize the rcali)tiC: ad,an­
tages of am· nc'"' environment
unlc~s .. ., c have our energ1eo;
ava1lable.
For most ol u~ tall<.tng out our
lcehng> w1th other people help .. a
lot. We H•ntilate . teet. and clarify
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Kick the to five
Wt't -"ll IIIli'
·-. ~IIIIQ ..... • • .. ~ can. Cit
~-~ INOOCA al• _ .. ~
" Ol ~e;ppa»tlw • -·-c:.c~ ~­
-lr.fC-11\. , ..... ICtoool ~ .. '""
Ol;'lH' ~~ ~;.
.mloo I(IU 0;) ll
w. • • woo;?"
cw~,~o~> a!l&!!l• ''' 1110 lilA! ~'*• .. ""'CO~ "'I• 10ft d
,oil~ • ' l!l"'d dut ~
l!i'M!G
r n ,.,. YV I ~ '""' o!!lU:t
• "' ...... CfJ ~
Navy Ofi«ce lnformat1on
Templeton Haii·Montellh RM.
~~~------- ,---· Pioneer log
reaction
tn the.> prOCC'>\ ol IJiktng Wtth <l
roommate , clo\e fr1cnd, Re~ident
-\~\rstant Rc\1dent Director.
Fac.uhv \dvt~or, C.hapl.un . .1
ae.1dH!I or \tJfl member U~u.llly
they have expc.>ttcnccd lo'~
h~eltng~ 't~r) )lmtlar to \our own
.lnd ~o they not onl\ under<..tand
but c.Jn ~hdrc hov. the~" c.1thered
the fir~t (e"' dilfrcuh wel'k~ .
Not JUSt Freshmen
Oeprc'>~aon ·~ not the ~ole
propert' of entering fre~hmen .
Upperclas!lmen. I.Jcuhy and staff
mJ) ai\O find them~elve~ "down''
on returnrng to the c.1mpus, es·
pec1alh· it the} have IU't come off
r~ch vacJtron c>.peraence., They,
too may feel they ~hould be ·•up,'
and yet they l..now they arc not
But il they have t•xperrenced
depre~o~ron rn the P•l't and
acceptt!d it J!l normal. they l..now
wtthrn da,., or ,,, least a couple of
weeks they .:ue likely to comt• .1hve
to the rre'>hnc~'> ol a new year .Jnd
ne\'\. I a< C'>.
There are .some thrng' \'\. c can
do which will help u .. take hold in .1
nev. environment .1nd to enjoy it.
It as Important to take good care ol
our bod1e.), w1th '>Uflic1ent re~t and
good lood. ParuCipating actively
an h1krng, bil..ing, walking tn the
wood .. , runmng and other bod)­
moving acriviue' can do wonders
to put our head~ in a bcn~r place.
But 11 alter il maner olt'' o or three
beginning we~ks of "<hool a
depreo;">tOn per~ist~ and t.1lk1ng
seem~ not to have helped, then
maybe 11 1s um<' to v1slt wllh Or
Otana Willi~ •n the health serv1c.es
or with one of the ~tudent
Development Center C.oun~.elor~.
Bobb1e Gordon, ~U\.In Hyne or
Don Ntcker<..on
A new cnvaronment \UCh i.l!l
lew1<.. and Clark C allege holds out
some cxcuang new po\s1bllll1eS,
and thdt of COUI')C IS the n,HUft.! of
change Hopefully thc~e rm.t lew
wee!..~ wtll Le d pcrtod of
.sw.trerlen i.lnd self·ancptance
whech will give you .tlCcs .. to the
pO">\Ibi lltiL~ here lor you.
Oo11 NICkerson I) the D~r••ctor ol
the 5tuc1Pnl 0f've/opmer•t Cctttw,
whicll oftt•rs growtlt group~.
VOtiJIIOn,JI ancJ JJf'flllflolf C'UUO~Pf •
mg. HL• I< In hi) 11tiJ yc><~r d'
Drrf'(tor ol tltt• Ccntt•r.
Collogo Compus
Rupreaentotlvo
Nt•edcd 10 \t•ll lirand Namf•
S\ •rcu Com ~oncn ts to
5tud~n tll at lowest pract!\, Hi
Comm rs~1on, NO lnv«~stment
r(!(JUirt•d . ~l'ftOU~ lnqutrt{.'S
ONL \I fAD COMPONENTS,
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erze a
my zuppe • 1n y
A protein possibility
Kirk Cooley
Stot1 writor
An afrernaltvt• to RO\ ''·
'\ Petunia pcrhJp~?
No Anvwa). tim i~ a column on what to do Ill PortiJnd. I
don t \Uppo'>e 11 wtll bt• too exciteng .1 column. Some ol you
kno\'1 \\hat there 1., to cio in P'land .• rnd go to the COil'>t every
w"•ekend . Some ot \'OU don't know wh.tt thl'ft' '' to do tn
Portland ... h.wrnl( JU'>t arrtvt•d from lubbo<.:t.:. T c>. Some of you
peth.Jp\ don't g1vc .1 turd about what then• is to do en P'land.
It •~ to the l.me1 th<H thl'l lOiumn b dircctt>d.
1 \c lived on campu,. I I.. nnw what tht.• food I\ likt! (it\ much
better nO\\)
1 hat\ why l'cl likt· to \ll88t.'"' \Omc (two) pi.Jte\ to eat rn
P'loJnd.
Something ftshy
Thl! fu')t ,., .. t.l d.1!. .. 1J.m am/ Lout\ Qy,tcr B.tr It I\, oddly
t>nough, a \cJfood rcl>t.lurant . I ht'\ do not wrvt•lt!oh. however
T lwy limit them,dvl! .. to shrimp, oy">tCr'>, o;c .tllops, n.tbo;, .1nd
cl.1m'. The) do a goocl,ob on them too.l ml!an,l .. ativ.ltc when I
th1nk of them, Jncl I du not all\aH• Cd~1ly . Theu oy<,tcr~ are
amazrng. II \'OU cannnt stJnd the ~•Rht of .111 optcr, or wor~ •, if
) ou l.Jnnot t~dt an o} stcr .liter look eng at one they convcnrently
have ''french ~ricd" oy)tcr.s whrch .rrc fried 1n .1 b.ttter of ~ome
!>ort. 'r ou then can onlr '>Cl' ltttlc rnound~ ollrll'd b<~tter tailing
oil our plate. Thert• .uc o)Stcr msrdc, how<'"~CI ,
enough on the excellence of the lood, now ror the excellence
of the priCe> $2.75 tor,, complete oyster drnnl•r, Or lunch. Or
btl'..tkld\1 S 1.75 for Nc•w I ngl.md Clam Chowdt~r (lots), 1 ht•
rnmt •11.pcn~ i' t• t) $4.25. Tht>~e priLC ~ .Ht> lor mt•<~l~. shrrmp
cot:l.t.ul ~co . arc about S1.00.
I he .lCtU.II Ontcr a.u ltwll I\ ·' niCl' pl.r< t• It " not cl grc.::a'>y
~puon No It i<. a high cia\'> bona f1de type C.:tlery It\ huge.
too \nd full On pe.1t... hour you m1ght have to watt 15 minute ...
Not bad The WJII-; of the place Jre so lull of knrck kn.Jcl<..,,let U'>
~ay. that you're so bu.,y look.tng around you don't even notrce
the wa1t for your lood
The Oyster Bar I'> on \nkeny, a puny '>I rcet paralleling and
one bloc I.. thi., side of BroJdway. Or. 1f you take the l <. buc;, nde
11 all the w.1y down 4th to \rV a!.htngton (which j, "'here it turm
off 4th). Go down 2nd and walk toward" Broadway (leftward'>).
It'll be on the corner ot Ankeny c1nd 2nd rrght ne.xt to Jam
Record~ and the Chocolate Moo..e You'll be getting clo!>e
when you '>tart !oeeang cl.1m shell~ pried up .trouncl the tree~
planted in the srdewalk!. \nd uh .. good luck 1
A gay piece
Tht.> '>econd place i'> H.unburger M.uy \ 'r l''> HM .. I\ a
h.tmburger .md ... mdwteh JOint 1 ht>re .1rc 'ever .Jithang .. about
t-IM\ that are unuo;u.tl. The food. 1 he ownt~rs operators . And
the rating.
I' he r.tung I'> "B" Tht'> mu<.:h you ought to knov. II\ not that
Important, really All rt meam h that HM'c; IS not " grade •· A"
re<otau1 c1nt Btg Deal SAC.i\ I'> gr .1de "A' Needle'>~ to ')ay the
rdtrng of restdurant~ I!> not ba\ed on edibility
The ownN!>I'ope rJIOI\ <.If<' 8d) 1 hi., f4lct !.et·m~ to be
amportJnt : "Hey, I wt•nt to HM" ye .. u~rd,J\' tor lunch," "Oh
'ca. I hear th.Jt they're .rll tt.tY' " It h.lppt.>n' cvcryttmc If .. orne
ol you .ue po.,wued wtth the urge to go to" B•'Y b<u but ar(' too
"\ oung" vou t~.tn alway~ go to J gay r C\lclur.lnt . Ju\t thought I'd
ment1011 that.
1 he loud thl'rt: I'> .. urprr~rng . I mean you ordt.•r d Ht~mburger
1\ I .try w/.>.tl.ld (wh1c h 1 wh,lt I drd, c"h ibtt ing grl.?.tt im.1gination,
to be ')Ure ... l mean I'm at Hc1mburgcr 1\ tarv's rightl) cKpt>cttng ,
rn your ulnoLl'ncc. d normal holmburgt•r ..tnd il S'dlad an,, little
pl.r~t•c cup "ith Donald Duck cmbo\~L·d on 11. No lmtt•ad, you
get a dtnner plate on whrch there i' a hamburger ... well, 2" of
ml'..tt. ll.'ttuce, etc. bt!twccn two \\ holt• whc.tt IICP!I of bread.
l h•· Ho1mburgc•r Mary. I ht• I IM ~~ h.nd to see. however.
lJ«'fJU\C thert ., tou murh .,,,t.ad on your platl'. 'ou eo.ll tht•
~.ll.ttl. r1ght. Jnd tlwtc io; no "'•l\' vou c.rn c.lt tlw HM. And
( onvt•r:.el). ~ut unh HI\\·~ .ert• ~Prvt!d lhl'rc. 1 hi' woman I went
wtth (lh«' owner .. opN.llOr) duln't b.ll .trl c'\'<'l rt•'tponding to
)Orne ub\curc :.ub lrbrd,JI dravt•\ ordvtt•d cl (.rpafl"'y ... with
Mu">lnoums". Sht· had tu ll''u' 1 tu .1 dogl)il' b,tg B\' lhl' WJY, .1
c1 cOJmy '" a cn~:Jm chet•sc c;,mdwlt h I\ II thear ,,rndwkhe' arc
too big. Thl!y know rt, too. l hey otfet doggw b.IK to you o1ftcr
you've southl•rc torten mmutc) ~t.mng at your half crnpt., pldH·.
1 he.•} WI\ t: br('•l~ l.e·.t too.
1 he .tctu.llt.l« trlt> pollron ul th • tl')t.Jur.mt, w. the phy:m:-al
~truc.tltiP 11~1·11 , or. ~ucc:1m tly, 1 he• Ol•t:or, IS 1101-tOtJ·h.td, I 01 d
pl..rnt~. Like, \'t)U ~01 to kec•p brush eng thf!m ''"·l) lrorn ~our
II)Od. No\ c•nu• I"-r l<ip~ . (I Cdr not). J•lt•lll\ ul wood .uound.
Old llll-l)p t•~ on tlw w.lll~ . \nd th••) t_ei\IC yvu IHJIWY wuh }OUr
lc•&J
HM\ I\ on S\\ 11ark .md l.tylm. l,lkc 1tw ll bu~ . gc•t ofl.u
1.1\ lor, .tnd w.1lk lc•hw.ud~ S bl,tt k
nou't wvrr). 11 ') s.ttP ell
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ella Dali c;x.JITE 1\ CH~LENG
•.• :ro CHANGe THE WORLD •
••• tNA c.oNTer1POIURYWAY
Dreams an s Fl\jCINI\TING
Conrod Woa!lolhoof1
StnH wrltor
-1 t•/1 m£' cJIJour SdlvJdor Delli,
e p.11nter
-Do you rcml!mbN tht• .Jbalone
11 that hung tn our room 10
burghl Do you remember the
trot::~'c of tht. \helll It wao; lor
Doth. I ho1d .tlwc1yo; promls·
myself that 1f tht chance came,
., uu ld tr)' to H'e Dali. Then the
.110 progr.Jm <:ame Jnd,
erwards. .~11 summer julot for
l,VI'I hnR,
Encounter
1 thenk you had lett for Italy. I
10 Pam. then Wt~nt down to
n 1 went to Cadaque\, on the
""·' Bro~v<~ I knc.>w thdt Oalllived
Lligdt, which 1~ clo'>e to
On the tenth of June, I walked
I c.1mc to the wall over­
ktng h•~ hou~e It wa:, hke the
""'~' hou~e\ of Cddaque!., whrte­
a'>hed, of cour~e. with a red ttle
I \ell on the wall, con·
lattnK rh~ hou.,c the olive
ee ... the ~hore of Port Lllg,Jt I was
utch1ng the pl.ht•c bag which
ld th~: abalone \hell, .md two of
po(•m'
Belo\\o me, wrthin the wall there
\ a Cadlll.1c In tht., town whq
Dali, could own ..t C.tdtllacl A
·nm•.rn <..tml' out'itdc wtth her
"ld\uleur She w.t~ Gal.t. hr .. wrle.
nd Dale w.t~ alrNdy tn the
.Jat1uac. 1 .. aw h1~ h<md reach over
pat h~r onthel~g'i.lhenthe
~liJitl.' ct up the htll.
· M)' h.mu wa., ~w~atmg .uound
c neck ol the piastre: bag. I got
)twll .• tnd waved tht> car to d
. I held thl' hdl up to the
ilCif;$1.''•11 WlllcJQw. "For you. lor
," 1 g.wl' U.•l• the ~otwll, .mu he
Od(lcd
' \ ou )Pl'ilk tht• Engli~hl " ., .. 1,'
"Yuu p.untl''
"N I " O, \HIIC.
·• You < onw .md sec nw .melt he
'""'"ml• tumorrow .u ~t>\l•n," .. ,, I ,, . .1t'"''n m t tl' rnor ntng,
"No. In the l'vcntng."
The Interview
Tlw rw 1 c' cnmK. I \\o..tll.:,•d
·.,..;,, .. , to tlu• house 111 Purt Llrg.u. I
\ u~lwrcd till() J lltmg roum
ht•rc thc•rt• WCI" S<'VCidl Oth<'l men. Dah \tood in i.ln c~lcovc,. at
work on J ~culpturc I wa\ dirf'cted
to a ch\ltr, .md ~crvecJ ch.unpt~gnl"
The room we~' adorned with D.tli
obJect~. A ~•ufl<•d e.1gl•• <.Jt <.~top a
wooden c-abinet. There were·
Candelabrds on the mantle In D<.~li
f•nhron the (.tndlt•\ were not
'lr a1ght, but droopmg . The
bookca~~ were lull. book'!> on
C hctgall, Michelanxelo , Vermeer,
Vela.,quez, Ptca~so. But there wert!
book~ on milny ,.uojech. not only
the a~thtlo .
I srmply li<ttened to the conver­
'I.Jtion. and w.ttcht.>d D.Jh work.
People arrived on mi!.stons, bring­
ing bu-.rnes!l, or messages . Hl'rc
wa<. an anr~t dotng something
mo'lt arti~t!l could never do: talk­
mg. carrying on bu\ines~. answer­
mg the telephone , gtvrng rnstruc­
ttons to hi., -.ecretary .md working,
worktng m the m1d.,t of wh..tt
~eeme d unbcar.tble t..hstrdCtlom .
He s.t1d to me, "look l1ke the
Warhol, only much younger •• md
thou\a.nd time~ morl' beJut1ful" . I
!>aid noth1ng to thh complement.
''You poetal You wnte the
poes1asl You brmg me the
poem~? "
I reached into my plasuc bag
and brought out one poem fho-.e
moment\ , In whteh he r~.td my
poem. formed one of the rare
enstJnC~ he .;topped worktng
durmg my two hour v1stt
"Bravo". he 'iaid. bravo".
Perh.lps he .,..J\ onlv bctng nvil,
but I \\-a" happv ll'ttcr, aftPr morts work, he
t.tppt·d ml' on the hedd wnh the
\tlvPr hotndlt• of hi\ cane, and we
climbed to his ~tudto lhcrt> wa\ a
lull-lt•ngth nude portr an of Gal.s
covcmng one:> wall
"I~ Amencan pre\1dent Lm·
coin."
There seemed to be a com­
mun•ca&ion problem. Binoculan
were &hru)t tnto my hands. I look­
ed through the l.trge end and
there, on the wall where once
repo\cd a nude Gala, was the fo~cc
of Ptt~tdent lmcoln. Dali has
alwc1ys been mdster of the double
image, but this went beyond
anything I hc1d ever seen.
That WJS all. I left Dalt. I walked
bdck to Cadaque!> and, whrle willk·
ing, knew that 11 mu~t be put tnto
writm~. I wrote the ~tory a~ d ~eJie~
ot letters. Bild ~ m San Diego, the
\tory w.ts printed in the
newspdper. and preuy well
IThl!o!odCft>d I'm told. But I nave
n.:vt'r read tho~t tory
Call tt a pilgrimage
Call it d pilgrrmdge You know
ho\\o you have adm11ed great men,
great ;trtrst~. enough to want to
meet them reallyl In the ~ixties,
when I w;u m htgh school, I loved
him bccau~e he wa~ biZarre. 'uu
remember the turbulent srxtte~.
and how we all liked and dtd
thmgs that were d1fferentl That rs
when 1 bec.~m~awareof Dalt,;:md.
at ftrst1 why I liked him.
1 hdve reJd hts books. and
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alw.t~ t11~ct to see hi) pictur~ . My
weekend lora)' to Glasgow was
mo)tly to see, "Chnst of St. John of
the Cross", in the Glasgow Art
Galll!ries.
Dah " '>Urre.JI1sm; that i\ my
dcfmtttun He present., the image"
of dH•.,m~ Do you know the pic­
tun! 'Soft Construction with
Boiled BeJns' i The second title IS
'Premontt 1on ot Civil War'. Dalt
w.1s a non·p.trtiSan tn the Spanic;h
Ctvrl War: he could ob~er~e. In
th1s picture thl!re .He arms and legs
strewn ,Jbout, limb~ pulling one
another, one anguished lace. a
mJn wandering through
wrcCkilgl! .Jnd debris Spam j.,
teanng ihelf apart. Th~e ,tre lm­
ilKC!'> (rom a fevered dream.
Thmk how \Urrealism ha .. '>Uf·
fu,ed our live ... ThinJ,. ol the dance
on Jturdi.ly,the light .. how, mu~ic .
clothe... d.1ncing. Ever\'lhing
wemcd devoid of order. Orugc.
ma)' hJve cau~ed hallucinogenic
pdttt!rn~ . imteo1u.
Dati ht~~ ~ard, 'I have never
taken cJrug., sinLe I .tm the drug".
His undrugged mtnd produce-. the
l..lntJ~ie!l-tantas i~ lhat o1h~r'
live, either in drug-induced ex­
plor c1tion', or the dream~ ol sleep.
The new Navy offers a young
lawyer an opportunit y to get real
trial experience right out of la\v
school. If you join the Navy
Judge Advo('ate Gener .. 1l Program Is it art?
Mall \\'uerkcr Bob Haboldt
Amstt:rd~m, Holland
Gail Harwood
McinzanHJ, Oregon
LogArt!
P.tlos V€!rde , Callfornrt~
Su,~n Mar~on
Portland, Oregon
\1\'hile still in school, it'll count as time
in the N~v '·So rour st~rting salary
~\\ 'ill be even higher.
___.,For n1ore infom1ation, see your
N~v, Recruiter belo\''·
Be someone special in the new Navy.
N;avy Office Information
Templeton Haii-Monteith RM. Page 6
Diversions
\ ou mean to tell me) ou dtdn 't get
an) Elton John 't<.lo..t>h? Don 1 Ret
.. calpedl KLC 860 promi~e' a ~ery
untque Elton John concert or th
o"' n, (he s.1me night, the 53 me
ume e"cm. More detail' w•ll come
out later.
The Good Part: friday.. and
Saturda' at the Euphorta Tavern,
S2 admt ~·on at 8 p.m. bring )'OU
.. Dracula S.lbbat," a pia) b) (.om·
edta, "htch runs through '\io\ 8.
The Euphoua 1~ at 315 S E nurd,
The Bad Part: You ha"e to be 21
to g~t tn.
The e" Theater. 215 E Pine
featur~ The C~retakcr ttouch.ng
pia> be Harold Pmter, tomorro"
n•te at 8:30 The hve~ ol h\ o
brothers ar\! changed .tiler the
ti~t! m an old bum.
For reservatiOns call !56-9660.
Pnce ~~ S.3 tor e' e') bod).
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Ken Goe
Tim Tutty
Brad D. Clark
E.A. Kumbruah
Cary Sheldon
Kevin Baird
Richard Day
Greg M irecki
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S.\\'. \ amhtll, t\\O pia)·!': Jacque!>
Brel•s f1ve and \\ t•ll en the Blue
Room and "JJ_;tt on the
Mam~tag~ ~Uk.J •s ;a musical
comt..'<h· vt r-.eon ot the mo"·ie
omc l.rk~ It Hor. The_,e pia run
Thur,da') thru Saturday~ at 8:30
p.m. Student prin' Su.fi:.Jr-$3.50,
Jacque\ Br~l {t.>nd' ~lt l S 1.50
Premeenng on the We 1 <.oa~t
on Octob •r 17, The: LiHI Meermg
of the i'n~ghh ot rhe \\ h11e
M;a~nol~a con''~ ts ol ju~ot that. The
audtence w1ll ~~~ en on the final
t9t>2 meeltng of 1 uumbhng cabal
~·m•lar to rhc ku 1\lu' Klan.
Brain Drain
The crumbhng "ails of Ma)an
tilt~ .)peal.: the•r 0" n language ol
rhc pa<,t. T ramlatmg to us are Elisa
and Don Pr ·or. 1n .a
lecture /dt\CUS~IOn senes at OM51
Begmning tomght and running
weekly through the .30th, the etas)
ma)' .1lready be lull. 1 o fmd out call
248·5907. 'I ou must have S16 and
7-9:30 p.m. tree ttme on
Thu~d41) '~.
Spcakmg of 1\orean music. Or.
Phillippe DelaMare at U of P i!.
do.ng JU~t that in their Hunt
Center Recital Hall at 12:30 tor
free. If you run o~·er you can just
make it.
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1 Barb Bailey
1 Jean Defond 1 I'll Be Damned
1 Steven Ashbrook
I John Rakow
I Karen Reddick
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17 & 18 ..... 11 be jammed with
bonllte, dance, partie:\ and
p:uad~l In lac1, any group 01
)tudents or employees •ntere)ted
10 a cheap .shot at the tront page ot
Newsweek can bu•ld a float for
she parade. Pic.k up rules and
mtormauon at the Into Desk. or
call Cynd•c Johnson or J1ll Va:.serot
at 246-2978 Hurry! Deadline for
retS•~tr auon •s Oct. 8 P1oneor log
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On Campus
0 >\N(. E along wtth we,ak t hi\
Saturdd\ from 9 to mtdnttc m
St.Jmm; like most ~ood thmgs.
lt~t: 2 October 1
• ''There •~ no awa)' to thro~\ to" ....... Rt:cyde!ll
Rcq-cling i~ no~' a part of the lew is and Cl<trk d1~po~al ~y)tem .
lor n~<:\ dable matenal Jre .. ituated b) the Post Oflrcc, m dorm~ and
olhlu and are clcarlv marked. Garb.Jgt-. (1\le~n~)(. ctgarettes, food.
should not be put 10 rhe'e cam. Recyclable maten,JI\ include nlli
paper notebook pdper, manilla envelope\, paper sJcks, corru11t.tl
l:Jrdboard, em elope), bundled new~papers,un cam ;md Jlummum
The r\.><:Ycling plan "'h brought to you by the Envuonmental Art.
Coalition (E.A.C.), Jnd i~ onlr one ot their CJrth·a•ding actlvlll~ To
out more, go to a meeting Wedne~da)~ Jt 6:30. location~ to
announced prior to each meeting.
Remember the earth need' vou, 'IO TIIINI\ BEFORt \ OU THn.LI E\ er) thens .. ou may ha" t. read ''
1.wong' "'e~t Wednesda~ Bi~tro
learur~ Pocket Change pl.ayang
acou .. uc ~ood ·ume mu'>tC Pocket
Change has played throughout
Oregon and "'ill 5-oon go on the
ro.1d to Ne" England. fr~e ol
charse in the Tr,ut Room, 9-11
pm
The Office of International
Program .. hJ) two tnp~ thi' "inter
term: Iran and Portugc1l. There i~
no language requirement and
anybody can apply. leading the
trip~ are John Cooper and Vance
Sa~ c1ge re'>pec.th·eh. The llr~t ~tep
to the'> • exotic land'> i!> to '>lOp by
the International Program~ office
now. Next f rtday \ SOFA "'"""
The VwlcJ Bunch, ir, c1 bloody ae1:.e
Regt .. tr:ttlon IS no"' open lor cla<,se .. at the 'lorthwe. .. t F1lm Stud~
Center of the Portl.1nd n Mu'>eum , Oftenng'> are
• Anrmation, b\' academy a,., Jrd wmner Bob Gardiner
• Ftlm Crtll<:ism, b) Oregonian cnt•c Ted Mahar
• A Film Hi.,tory cour\e
• Work~thop~ in (ilmmaktng and vtdt.."'
for detatl~ and lee~. C<JII 226·2811 talc who~~ violence
flo"'.. likt! b.1llet See thrs
Ped.mpc1h film SOFA'~
we\tern of the term, at 7:30
10:15 •n E~am. for one dam.
No movu! th1s weekend
What lfffff 7
The sky's the hmtt on
KLC INTERACT
Give us a call
We're willing if you are!
Watch for time
KLC 860 AM EXT 464
The "'chool ol th~ Am and Cr.1hs
Soceet) pre~.ent~ INHR -\C·
TIOI\ an exhibtuon of ceramrc
and textile art b)' 29 prot~~1onah
St.h'IOS with a reception at ., 30
p.m October 8, the )how run'> to
l"ovember 1. Hou~ of the 5octety
are 8 a.m. -10 p.m. "Aonda)­
Thursday and 8 to 4 F ttda'tl and
Saturda). Admiss•on : zip 1\llto at the S(hool of Arll and
Crafh is a workshop rn the mdkmg
of Chnstmas and orher greeung
cards, plus the hand pnnung of
gih wrap paper Lsmg stlk screen­
tng or block pnnung you can
make our Christma~ much more
per'>onal Co~t ol the workshop h
SlJ. and run~ th1~ Saturday and
next from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m You can
call them at 228-4741 tor tnforma·
uon, but do 11 ~oon a~ th•s '"a late
not•ce. The School i~ at 616 N W.
18th. Dtrector of Foren~'" Steve Hun
~.Jy-.. cln)•body tntere~ted 1n anl'
Concerts
Saturday ntte at the Coliseum
Edgar Winter • along wuh R1ck
Dermger and Cltmax Blues
Band A 3-band concert for S6
adv.:mce. $7 the da)' of the show It
all starts at 7 30
for more convenuonal tastt~s.
Franlc Za• ~a plays two shows to­
morrow nate at Pctramount
Northw~t Tickets are S6 for
e•ther the 7 or 11 p.m. show
Saturdol) nite at 11, La Belle a 3-
woman ~oul-rock group for SS
Then on Sunday. The Ma~hall
Tud.er Bdnd tn concert wuh the
Outlaw .... Tidets are S6 .tdvance.
S7 Sunday and are ~vail~ble at th~
Paramount outleh.
Probably the clo~~t place to get
ttckets lor all Paramount show~
would be Today Record<, 1n ldke
Oswego, at the (Orner of Ftr-.t and
A Street. 1n debate. or a tot), t!Jttemp and,
publtc torum should call ham
e~tt. 313 a'> ~toon a'> possrble
In Memoriam
Ftr Acres Theatre is no enn
Tht\ '>Ummer the old building
razed to make way tor a
faCility which should be read)'
Ma)
Play~ this year will be at
convent behind Forest dorm
the water tower). 01nd the
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VAN
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By Tom Van Domelen
•
"Well, Tommy boy. ~ince thi~ i~ our fu'St publication ot the
year lw ant you to start it off with a ~tory that people can identity
w1th. A ~torv the) can tee I lor."
I'd heard th1s scoop before. All editors want the idee~l human
tnterE.'~t ~tory .
Oka~ , Johnny 8os .. Man. what do you want me to dol Scdle
Mt Kihme~njaro or go do hand to hand battle w1th "Jc~w~" . 1
laughed the disgu'ited ~<JrC"dstical laugh common between
editor~ .1nd wntcr-.
"Wt•ll. you're headed in the right direction. I was thtnk1ng
about <~ George Pltmpton -type art1cle where you attempt a
)pori you've never treed before and file a stor't' on 11."
'4For a lou~) 1/3 crcd11 lcndsle) You're crazy. I don't need
you. I'll go write for pclge three and do four stories on Saga or
the Trail Room."
Refuse a Napolean Bonaparte
"Now don't get elCited. Mr. Po1son Pen. Remember, vou can
p1ck any sport you like. You're an athlete.
"'t ca, but JUlot wh•t do ·ou cla~ifv as sports There are quHe a
few thmgs I'd like to try but I'm not !>ure you could reler to
thern a~ )portmg events let alone wnte a printable story about
I ..
I •
"Ha, Ha. Clean up your act VD. I want a stor) by Monday
mornmg. "
So beg.tn my career as LC\ answer to a !l'-~ated down Ceorse
Plimpton I oo arrog.mt to refuse a Napolean Bonaparte
L1mhley's order and too ~ttup id to choo~e a n1cc: hnd sport like
croquet or lawn dart~ lor my opening assignment
t\ (:risp !l~ptember morning. Sunnv. H~ag L.1l..~ -peaceful
ancJ calm <iowa'> I. No sweat. man, no sweat. I watched a four
ye.~r old g1rl '>luppr ·~"'ad and torrh behtnd a !lparkling orange
)peed boat.
So this was water skiing. Hell,1t would be a breeze.lt w.a~ true
I wa .. n't e_11actlv fish in the water5 but I'd gotten an ''A" 10 Ted
Boy en\ beg1nning swimming class last vear and aiiLC students
kno\' th1s qualifies you lor damn near an\1hmg from channel
~wammmg to underwater bJIIel.
All athletes know the feehng
My mstrucuon .. were clear. Keep your liP' up. Sit back. bend
at the knees, and let the boat pull you up. ,'1.1v head and hands
were steady a-.1he warm breeze blew a mist into m)'COnhdent,
}elo e-.en cock ~m1le . II preparations were completed. I'd
eaten m) Whcattt.-"!i that mornmg to mak~ .. ure I was a man.
\\Jtc:hed three re-rum of llo)·d Bndge~ · ·~o Hun~• ·, and even
ran throush our lawn )prtnklers so the '>hoc:k of cold water
wouldn't be \O g11.~a1 . The time wa~ now.
I wJded out m m)· custom fitted skis and virgin white life
1acket reJdytng mv~ell lor the e~~sauh. A surge ot .1drcnallin
!>hot through my' ein., \II athletes know the feeling. I p1cturcd
mvsdf on the lake darung bad. and torth. combing the move)
of O.J. Simp\O~ the speed ol Bob Have) and the .. trength of -
George Foremt..'n. What a story 1t would make. In the tradition
of all dn~hard ~km:r~ I ga~e mv drt\'er the thumb) up litgn and
bJrked rhe stanmg cry, "HIT IT"!!
My God. we're moving
\\ell right at •hat ex11ct moment a b•g wake flhNed halt ott he
l.lke's seaweed,\ \ ah!r .snd dnttwood mto m)' mouth. "Hold tt,"
1 ga)pl'd, But through m) coughing, :.p11ting and hading the
boatlunt~t.'tllomard . My God, we were mo\.ing. Out of breath
and out oi po)it1on I tensed and panicked . Fortunatd both kr)
1mnH.-d1atcl tell oil. Untortunateh, 1 d1dn't. #
lel on 1: \\hen ou I eel vour~l.!lf falling. drop the damn line
unle ~ 1.) vou :u • il ma-.ochi~t and enjo~ b~tng dragged head
llrst .uound t1 l.1ke 01 2.) 'ou are a tool like m\ 1.'1(
''let got'' m} budd screamed. 8 golh ,th3t ~a" rt.l dropped
the lane aher rht.• longest three 'econd., m '"' lite ~u'd Ia)'
bobbmg '') mv hie preH~r er. not reall,· sure if m' lite had been
pre)er~d or not,
Muscles torn, Jrms (Ut and one hell or a bruiSed ego.
omeho'" rh" wasn't ho\' I'd p1ctured tt. As I was pulled into
the boat am1dst the laughter of a group wuh an ob\'IOusl
warped sense oi humur, I '"ondered \\hat ol' George \\Ould
have told me to do. After some thought 1 concluded chat he
.,, ould ha~e told me to go back out there and battled thilt d.Jmn
lake unttl I conquered 11.
And ou know, maybe ne•• )ear I will. Pioneer log
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Qul'lrterback Scott McCord IS per$ueded to meke a choice against Sothem Oregon.
Important sideline strategy
Please don't fumble!
Ken Goe
Sports writer
One ot the disadvantages of
watchmg a LC football game from
the ~1dehnes while ~erving as one
half of the otftctal chdtn gang
tnvolves pain. Pain is a good word
to de~ -::nbe 1he sensatton vou e-.~ • perience when vour fragile NO
pound body collapses beneath J
p1le of growling, sweatmg,
helmeted and padded 200 pound
lootball rocks who were trymg 10
tatkle the. ball carrier on an end
S\' eep.
There are ad\·antages however.
It IS a good way to get lots of
exercise while running up and
do\' n the fteld madly chalting the
progress 01 the ball. It is a good
way lo ea-.~drop on tmponanl
srdehne strategy discu~ions
betw~n coach and quanerbclck
durin~:; crucial game situJtions.
Saturday it wa~ a good wa~ to
watch " thnlling football game as
LC barel held a furious last half
We:it~rn Washington rallv in
chcd to ')Core a 21-20 \ICtOr).
The Proneers punishing ground
anack ptcked up in she first h.11f
"here it had left off the week
bt!fort!, poundmg out big hunks of
}'Jida)te around and through a \\estern Washmgton dcfens•-. e
hne wh1ch featured floppmg beer
bellres that would ha\e done
Wilham Conrad JUStiCe.
Wuh the offensa\ie lme bulldoz­
im.t hu~c holes, LC used runnm~
bada Drck. Day. Darrell H1ll and
Dick Hunt to l3ke a 21-0 lead b ·
early 1n 1he 1h1rd quarter. While
p.&,ses !rom Scou McCord 10 Ben
Johnson and Brad Sroufter
threatened to turn the game mtoa
runaway.
But thtngs changed qulcld} and
a \\estern \\ ashmgton passing at­
tack wh1ch had spluttered most ot
the da) sudden!) awakened to hfe
.1nd pro\ tded a weapon the
\ iking used to stnke for a pa1r of
quick touchdowns and narrow
LC's advantage to 21-14, m1dwa
through the final quarter.
The LC detense held on the next
\\estern Washtngton ~r•es but
the offense could not move the
ball and punted. Gi en another
opportuntty , Western \\astungron
connected on a 60 ) ard pa') to put
them IOtO pOSitiOn ror <lOOther
score, wl·uch they accomphshed
second~ later to move to with1n
one potnt .lt 21-20.
The tunc on the dock berng a
factor. the Vtkings elected to try
and 'in the game bv attemptin~ a two pomt con\lers1on. The polS'S
pld Wd> 1ncomplete but lC cor­
nerbaCk len BJornson was caught
holdtng and Western Washangton
rece.ved another chance. th1s ttme
from the Ptoneers' yard and a half
line. The bad do~;e to Y.'fthm
tnches of the goal l1ne, but could
go no further. and LC escaped
with a 21-20 wm.
for the second consecur•ve
wee • the Proneers featured
fullbaCks D1ck Day, 25 arnes tor
99 )ards, and Otck Hunt. 13 cames
for 14 y<~rds. tn a rushtng game
Y.hich Wood Ha es could loo,:e.
The pa~mg stattst•cs Improved as
McCord tossed a p;ur or
touchdowns and was not m­
teroepted. The defens1 e hne and
linebackers conunued to show
well. But if the Paoneers wnh to
compete ""'h te.ams such as
Pac•f•c lutheran who sma hed
Weste•n Washmgton 42-6 1n the
.season opener for both schools,
LC Will ha'e to suffen a defensl\e
se<ondaf'l which was raped for 198
)'3rd~ b) the \ 1kmgs.
The w1n evened lC's record to
1-1, ha\·ing I~\ thetr f1t1t game 10
Sou~hern Oregon State 24-14, 1n
an error filled contest the pr~ rous
\\eek
Number 87. Gayne Johnson 1s two 11eps too l•te •aainst Westem·s passing anack Page 8
In the Himalayans
Sally Schultz
Sporta writer '
A ~ummer with M6l Sounds like
~ome ROTC's rtfle range ell>·
p~r ience at boot camp
To Tom Eninger. Gu\ Ramsford
and Ton· Ca~e. memone'> of M6
constant!\ shoot bacl 1nto their •
mind~ Th1s summer. the~ caled
.. M6" • a 20,300 foot peak m the
Himala ·as ot India.
The e pediuon was planned
and h~.tded by lute Jerstad, "'ho
dtmbed Mt. her~t in 1963.
Enthralled b)' a talk Jer tad gave,
Ewnger hounded the wilderness
guide tor a ~ummer job. Ended up
as a grunt-carf)mg loads tor pack
tnps..
Plans for the a~cent were three
yean m the worJ..~ .
Ttme wa~ needed to arrange the
dtmb ttselt and JUggle hnanct.>s to
back u. Ettenger and R;um.ford
took ofl spring term la~t vear, !.O
school money could be applied
to\\ard the trip and equ1pment . A
ttdy t•gure ot SJ.SOO apiece.
The objecti\e "wa~" an un­
dtmbed peak. Since the area
"'here M6 IS tound is poliucally
guarded -the proximit) to China . .. '' requtres upmost .secunty. 11 'SUp-
po edly" had been cordoned oft
ior 25 ) ear~ . Untouched br human
crampons . After arm•al, they were
mformed that it had been con­
quered. A tough break, but the
mounta1neers had greater
• • • pooraues.
"The thrill was the Himalayas.
We couldn't have gotten the same
thrill ANYWHERE else! It's like
going to the Olympia. if you are
10 competitive ~>ports. ft's the ul­
ttmatel" relates Rainsford.
De~pite the danger of such an
ambttious climb, the boys had
nothing but enthusiasm from their
mountain climbing lamilies.
"My parents were a real bless­
ing. M) Mom was m)· personal
trainer; stuffed me wtth bunches
of good food --even helped me
practice by forcing me to weight
my pack with vacuum deaners
and logs for backyard dry runs",
says Rainsford.
Faulty footing
Expecting to see a weather
beaten, bearded man, Ramsford
bunts all stereotypes of the
Himalayan climber. Lanky and
youngish looking, only a dark tan
and sinewy built hint of his e•-
• peuences .
Afflieted with a bacterial
~toma ch tnfeetion- "probably that
rat-inf~ted Indian food," Ettinger
temporauly lost 2.():1 aher d~cent.
Short and solid, he appears to have
recovered completely. He has not
been dimbing since M6, but
doesn't )how it.
What ·~ the 1mpe1us. behend all
this p.tin and wffenngl
R.unslord attempu to answer
wuh a favorite quote: "we extend
our honzon, we revel in the
mastery of our~lvb which gives
an smpress.~on, mainly illusary that
we are masten of our world.''
Case found the rewards of the
trip primanly tn the strengthening
of frienc:hhips : "I became close to
Tom -tt's a good chance to really
gPI to know somebody; to gain
respect for them."
"There were umes when I
would stumble and fall onto my
face tn the snow and want to lie
there and die. Otheu; of playrng
wtth village chtldren or stand1ng
out alone on a glacser wtth vtrgin
gtants of snow dnd •ce under the
moon and a btllton s1ars,'' refleru
Rarnsford All wa\ not ~o heady. There was
taiS. of food ... as ., matter ol fact
the mundane dJily meals of lentil
puree! frequently turned thoughts
to"' ;ud thl! '>tomach.
' We talked about food all the
ume Someone would go out to
th«: bathroom and we would tell
htm to bring bad a steak or a Big
Mac ... or a Triple Th1ck Shake.
droolc. E.tunger.
!though the tno v.as fortunate
enough to avoid the man) possi­
ble dangcn o! such a climb, there
"'t!re bru!>hes with death.
Rasnstord de,cribc~ one as a dose
call: "we dtdn't realtZI! where 11\e
were camptng -on a corntce, the
lip of a rock where the wrnd blows
the snow mto a shaky platform. I
wa~ tamp1ng the snow around the
back corner of the tent pegs.
Before I knew it, my foot went
nght through •.. I looked down
through the hole my foot had
punched out to ~ee a speck of land
belo.,., -3,000 feet belowl"
Despite the temporary
moment~ of faulty footing,
Ram~ford says that he had a feel­
ing of security dunng the ascent
and d~cent
'1You know that God •s with you
and no mauer how scared, ex­
hausted or frustrated you get, you
are in Has hands. Good or bad,
your destiny has been decided."
The corner Delhi
lnteractton with the Indian
countryside and people was
almo~t as captivating as topprng
M6.
"Even if we hadn't climbed the
peal.., 11 would have been worth it:
·seeing the people, Delhi, the Taj
Mahal and our audiencewtth th-eir
pr(?sident, complete wsth tea in
the palace and a woll through the
royal roo;e gardens/' says
Ramsford .
R;umford identifies wtth Str Ed­
mund H1lary, who we~s the ftrst to
climb Ever~t . H~ became ~o per­
sonally mvclved wtth the people
of Nepal • thear poverty and 11-
ltreucy, that ht: devoted hilt life to
educating them. By arranging
gr<tntr. and donating ht\ ttme and
skills, he was able to make
marginal improvem£>nt an the
hac:kward cuhur ••
"I woulcJ love to go back to lndta
and do somethmg for the people. I
talked to many AmPrtCe~n~ '" the
Peace Corps and have thought
about putttng my envaronmental b1ology maJor 1nto two yean of
serv1ce there," e~plalm Raln~ford
(.a!.e wa'> homfied by the low
standard or living, especio~lly 10 the
urban areas. 'They're so backward
that to beg10 to help them would
be a staggering task M.,ny h.we no
conceptron of a 'ewer '
An economic. major plann10g
to go to architecture school, Ca~c
would al'>o like to return to India
with aid -possibly tn the form of
urban planning. "The people are
~o down trodden, that you want
to do something tor them. I'm
thinking about go10g over to serve
alter I gel m\ MD,"' shares Et-
ttnger, also a btology major
Etunger has ambivalent feehngs
about becoming a doctor -sts
detrimental mfluence on his cllm­
bmg.
"I m not going to let a job run
my life There may be a dec1s1on
between mountain cltmbsng and
med school There w1ll always be a
time for clsmbmg there has to
be," says Etunger
Besng so close to Everest, it is
log•cal that the ascent ol the
"great" crossed the climber's
minds
"I'm not plannsng 1t, but if I
conttnue to climb like I am, a 10
year figure IS possible," expects
Rainsford
Etunger was also not qUtck to
make predict•on s about Everest.
"The chances are so ~hm" . an
impish grin . "but If there were an
invttation, I'd go."
Case\ answer requtr~ no
deliberation : "Oh God, NOI It's
too big."
Interested in ~harmg thetr ex·
perrenc~ and getting others 10-
volved, they are organ1zmg a ~I ide
show for the college scheduled in
a couple of weeks.
"It had ~uch a profound effect
on me, betng mdependent , yet
working J\ a group ... 14..-elmg that
you can deal with undealable
thing~> .. I wam ro ~pread th~e
feelings," say~ Ramsford.
"I learned how much I Cdn do
w1thout The Sherpas, who helped
us wtth our chmb, u~ed about1120
of th<> energy we do. Coming back
to Portland International was d
)hock: )uch a waste of cn~rgy ,••
!lays Cas e.
Mountarn climbers are <~lway)
asked why, why, why? 2 October 1
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: Intramural Volle) ball Pamplin
• Sports Center 7 JO p m. NW Karate Tournam~nt Pampl
9a.m.-9p.m.
• • • • • • • Var:.ity cro~<>country vs Will"""'"'•
(lhc•e) 11:00 a.m .
: Oct. 3 Mt ns V<H\Ity ~ot.cer vs. Willa"'"''
• Delta Park 2 00 p m.
: Women's Varsity Volleyball P.1mplin
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Women's Soccer
Uz Warren
Sports writer
The ball went flying between
Converse All Stars and Adtda
Specials. Beginner Sherri H1ll -
"Our first pracuce looked like a
mob of tdiots kicktng balls around,
but •t showed promise It looks
like a lot of work, fun, excnement ,
and good umes."
So began the first officral prac­
uce of the womens' soccer team.
Forty-plus black and orange
bodtes stumbled the afternoon
away on lower campus learnsng
basic soccer skills I was one of the
!>everal returning players from last
years team scattered throughout
the forty "pre-Pele" player').
Compared to last years· team,
th•s tedm has more dribblmg coor­
dtnation and power to krck This
w•ll g•ve lC a powerful offeme
Jnd defense to run the
northwe ~t's compeuuon into the
ground.
The drtlb were led by C.Jthy
Echo and Bhvo Nel~on , two
gooutandge tum player~ trom la&t
yeJr!. team Thec,c two are co.Jch
Tony Evans right arm'> unul he gets
11me to coach. Echo 'Everyone out there
trytng hard to control the
unfortunately some o( us didn't
a~ well a~ othe~ " I ended
rattling my bratn after trip
over a ball. The re~t of practice
~een tn double .. One or
h.llzard~ of playsng soccer
There were a few obstacle~
u~tng lower campus as a pra
fteld. Not only dtd we have
dodge holes but stakes and t
as well By the end of practtse
wa'> ready to take a long
mu .. cle sooth10g Japanese bath
Fore!ot
Soccer IS a phystcally derm
dtng sport There was an exce!S\
complamh sncludlng bli
pulled muscles, and sore
and m my case double v1sron
After runnmg three ~e~ of
~prin t~ and three lapr, around
f1eld I know we were all wo1n<
mg what th~ hec we were
out there. Although that
relauvcly little work comp
being tn a redl game, 11 takes sts
on the fsnt day of practtce
well, who c,a1d it wa~ gotng
e.1o..y.
Bi-pas ~•ng the usual cliche~ . T hi! drall~ were bonng Drtbbl­
mg, pa~)tng the ball, and 1rapp1ng
(stoppmg the bJII between your
foot and the ground) get to be
monotonou) after an hour. Thi'> i'>
where thl! work pay~ off rhough.
When you're en a g.sme and in
(onrrol ot the ball wmnmg comes
ea\ter. Thi~ i~ lC'r, )econd
\ed"on for women La\t year
played ftw gam~ . Thi'>
M.:hedule 1\ up to ten gameo;
clud1ng one e~thib ttton
"under the lighh" ttt The
Oregon. l hi~ trip is paid for
t tty to promote ~occor in tht!
Our lu)t Kamt' '" on Octo
Saturdi.ty &~hernoon again\t
Portl.tnd All ~t.JtS . Rdtnslord answers: "what we got
hom thi\ advt!nturc IS snt•er JOY·
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