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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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April 11, 1974 Volume 32, Number 19
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Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
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Date
1974-04-11
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Is there any truth 10 the rumor that LC is an inst1tutton ol htgher
learning/
This th" ~ tnd ol qucst1on 10 wh1ch Illustrates LC's continuing tdcnttty
crisis. M.mafc~ta!lons of C.tn-t\-Smaii-College-From-Portland-Mak(I
Gootl·ln-f hc·Btg-\-\'orld Syndrome .
A.;slstant Dean ot r ,Jculty Irene He< ht (pels th.tt the Syndromt• IS a
vestige of the ~c.hool's growmg pams1 rcmatnmg trom the old Albany
College day!~ . "Th1s was. a p1ddly lillie place 20 years ago" t;,11d Dr. Hecht.
'lt11• s<.:hool has Jtrown n•markablv smce then, but I'm st1ll <~male<!
at the obwss•on that we have w11h downgr.tding ou~dvc~ ."
''l he ob~l!Sston ~ro\\ s out of widespread mythology; am\ tholog)•that
lC IS ol mcd1ocrt• .tcadem1c quJiny. This •ded is nl!llher construCIIV" or .. accurat •.
Pre,tdent John R. How•ud rccogn1zes that LC 1s concetved bysome to
be iln dCadcrntc.tlly ''e,Js~" chool. "We are aware, lrom circum~t.tntidl
ev1denn•, thiJ1th1s i~ sornething to be looked at. We have had i1 coup It? ot
studrnt!> transfer from I.C, Cltmg a lack ol challenge a<. the rea.,on tor
thetr dcctsion.''
Grading ~ecm~ to be <~l the root of the problem. Student' who hav<•
worked hard for a .3 75 GP \ rt·'>cnt finding th<lt they are not even in rhe
top ten pet cent of their class Su(.h re .. entment ha_s g1ven rise 10 such
con(.ep11o nc. il' the lollowrng list of Gross Generalization~
1. Anyone who brt>.Jtht•!> .md can tie their own-shoe., wtll ge1.1 C in Jny
ciJ\S.
2.. The aver.tge student who <mend., class sometime., and doc.; .1n
ustgnmen t or two occa\tOndlly gets a B
3. One who doe'> mo'>t of hh a~signmen t and attencb cia~ frequently
will get CJ. A.
Compounding the problem or htgh CPA's and a top-heavy grade
curve is the Credtt No Record option. -'v1an} students will take any class
Cred1tJNo Record that they don't feel they can get a B" tn. This ne~.Jte.,
"'sub'>tantl.tl portion ot potenual ( s D sand F'c; whtch v.ould pull the
grade curvt! down. In addition, Withdrawal~ atlC are permiued until the
8th week of ci.J~'>C'>, 2 v. eeks be lore the term ends. Consequently, many
potenual D\ and F's c;how up JS W\; having no eflect on grade curve ...
14Becduse of this.'' say., Dr Hecht, "grade ~tatistics are no measure of
aaual .tcademtt ~tandards. GPA's cUe too easily manipulatt!d.''
Pre'iadent How.Hd doe\ not I eel that a htgh grade aver Jge '"
nele~sarily b.Jd. "A great teacher will normally produce an A '>tudent."
"Studw'i have ~hov. n," <oatd Howdrd, "that student$ with d h1gh ~chool
GPA ol J.OO lor ~x.1mple, will work up to tharlevel . whether they go to a
"Yery dem.mding college or dn Ehi'>Y one. They have <ohown them~eh e ..
that tht·y c,m do B work, .1nd th.1t it '" dn a(.ceptable le' el So 1n colll'gc
rhcy will do whut ~~ rcqurrcd to match, or go beyond that level \m<e the
ilver .1ge h tgh -.lhool GP •\ of LC'"' f r e)hmen ts J 3 J high GP J\ dt LC c.hould
not bt \O sur p1 istng ·
"I thtnk th.Jt c.ompmtt1on hl•re h pretty damn tough And when we
rei:ruu tor l,tculty, we re<.:rull lor people who are demandtng. ".
President Howar<.l iJI~o feel' th.1t LC'~ admissions procec.o; weeks out
those people who won't be ablt:! to perform effe<:ti\el~. ''Anyont:! who's
•dmrtted IS lclpdblc of doing the work,"
As Helmuth Bci..O\\IC'>, Deun or Adm1ssiom, say\, "It's no compltment
to ... >elc<: ttv~ admls>ions (OIIege to flunk people out."
Bd;o\\lcS lind .. LC's acJdcmtc reputation lo be quite good. Tl1e
Comp.rriltrvc GuicJc ro AmefiCJn College~ li'>l'> LC's ''acJdcmk
pressures" to be ''moderatelY inteme." ..
Although tht•rc .a1 c undoubtedly \Ome t~achers atlC '' ho p.Jrt >I out
A's bv the bushel Jnd l(lve B' to the under-achiever, this i" not a prJl'tict•
that CCJn tit' Jppl~t•ci to the lantlry 111 J(CnerJI. It 1:. the C'lllCDIIon rather
than the ruh•, Under De ;,an ot r, cull) John Brown the empha.,,s ht~s
$htftcd towdrds d mo•c (h.tlll!ngtng, demanding IJcuhv.
It "cem~ th.tt lhCtl' i\ little C'vldcnu~ ot .1 rec~l lacl-ol JCJd(•mic
thallcng\: I rom LC~ f.tlUhy Th!! ~tudent who wanh <J <.h<JIIen~c. and i'
l'ollltng to \<\ orlo. for 11 ~..tn ftnd 11 l.urlv eihily It. on the other hand, the
uudcnl j, looktng for ..tn C?a'y ndl? Jnd ..t good grade. he (..tn fmd th<ll
•lso. Nearly every Jt•p.Jitmcnt h.u .tt It• <1st one pu'>hovN. there's u bo.:o
on cvwv bu ... you might '>.lY
\o If thcrl.' 1' <1 re.1l .llld pr~ .. cnt thrNt to acddt:!mK !>I.:Jndard'> at L<... Ill\
not bccdUW ol gencr .tlly low faculty quultty It I!> becau-se a high number
ot ">tudcnh .ue ch<mtng r hen lOUrw through LC 10 m.lke sur~..• the\ don't
run 1111o Jny unpl~•''·"lllttth" .. n.Jg'> '>nag' like (r.Jmpton Or Cooper Or
He~..ht \nJ It rhl're arc an)' doubh. tal-:e 11 Credit No R!!cord ·\nd
graduatt: '"'" ... 1,5 CPA. It look' t?\.ICtly the ~a me .• , il ~ ou had don~:
iOme wort.;, No o1w will t•ver know ttw difference .
1 . . I I b . . ol • UCl'P mtt•r na ll 5 oiC::Jdf'nll< rt.!pUI,JIIUil Ultl < l' J \ lt:llffi '
lchtzophrcnril. tor !I>Omt•, tho~~ with no qu<tlms about '~asungthc~r ttnw
Ot thtm rnont•y, 1t1....tn be tht• Mtt key Mou .. c .)choul For Mt>nli.tl Mrdgcts.
for other thuw who ">cck tlmul,Jtion and a chalk•nge, II ~an b • one ol
tht• tough:·~t, rno)t dt•mi!ndtng :.chools on the Wt.>SI Co,t~t.
Unfortunatcl\, tht· d1plonl.l th.tt i" JW<trdvd ,,t the end rnak :s no
d1~t1n1 liOn lJl'IWl!t!ll the 1\\ U Rit<J Bi.llard
Sta(f writer
"I overh••ard .J guy who sa1d he
had tro~nsferred 10 lcwts .u1d Clark
to boost his G.P .A."
"A Natural Sc1cncc major hds to
f1ght lor her l11c to get «tn A "
Dtvcrsity o( opm1on, confus1on
or whatl As ts inung. LC students
h.Jve vartcd ld "as on the sam~
subject.
Studt.>nt\ role
Sever. a I st urlPnts pl.tced an
Nl1ph.1sis 011 the role the student
h•msclf f)lays tn dcu~rmining thl'
dtilllenge and success 01 tailurc
one fmds at l·•was and Clark,
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Wayne H1mon ·''It all depends
on the tdividual. How dcmandrng
the school IS depend-. on what the
>tudent wants to put tnto 11. I feel
LC ~~ as tough .:Js O:,L ''
Alad.! Joiner -4.11 the gradt!5 I
ha\ic l'"e v.orked tor. Some come
out d1ffcrentlv than I e"'p~c.t, but I
worllor them. Ho\\ could you get
.tn A without working?" lewis o~nd Clt~rk Coll~ge
Vo. Jl, No. 19
.April ll, 19N
Carol Hubler -"I thmk h
could be more challengtng I( rhey
upgraded the qualtty of students
atlC Th y could make the admts
SIOn rcquucments tougher The
«Juallty of th • school comes down
ro the level ol 1hc student "
•·v~ry ~~lcclhe"
Arc LC's admtsslol'l re
C(Utrcrncnts too laxl file Com
pc~rull\ e Cwd,• to Amcr~can
Colleges finds l C has ,, "vet)'
sci•·L,,ve'" process. Most srudent\
recogntzc the need to keep these
standJrds hagh.
Other stud•!nt~o feh ~cventy ln
gr.tdtng cJepcnucd pnmanly upon
wtuch department one dealt Wtth.
Bob Schatz. J Communtcauons
maJor -11The CommunicatiOns
cfepartmcnu appc•m to be too
easy, but it has to b" stnoc the
nature of the subJect rs so broad
and open-ended. Cruena by
vh1ch you iHC graded ts open
<!nded. Fe'' thmgs m Com·
munrcattons are empmcal. The
nature or the sub teet lea~ e.s a lot or
room tor B S.1ng '
Ky Hopewell -"Gradmg varies
from deoanment to department
Some o.~rc notonous pusho" crs.
' some aren t,
Cynthli.l Tov.lc, P.)ycholog) ma
jor -"I hdvt?n't round the Psych
depJrtment too <hallengmg. It's . " easy to gPt s.
Bob H.1rkson -"It goes by
dcp.tnment. ,\sa Busmcis maJor I
would say that the Bustness
department at LC is as tough as an)
on the west coa~t."
CPA m.1nipulation
A lew students gave instghtlul
comments ~~ to the 'liilrtous "-J -s
and means oi m<untaantng a high
G.P . without reall~ rrvmg.
Ky Hopewdl -"There ts
defmuel) C.P.A. n.an1pulJtion go
mg on. One way is to drop cou~es
one r~cts are too diliicult." ..
c, nth a a Towle -"leWIS and
Cla;k can be m01de e<~sy b) takmg
only Ns~ course5 Some people
can get through tour y •Jrs here
w1th easy COUfSCS Brov. n-nOStng is
.tl o challengmg, '" il w.sy •·
lngeneral,srudcnrs intcrvi"'v.cd
scem•!d sat1sfied w1th the
t~cademic standards and rhe
amount ot work requar."!d for rhe
grad~ re<:en ed at LC.
"'0\ier-all LC is a hard school. I
know people who have
rransrcmt!d from lC to &he U or 0
or SOC and ha~e gone from 2.00 10
.a 4.00 ...
or cou~e. ther<> are always a
lc\\ exceptions_,
"I am pretty surprised at ho""
ea)y lC 15 "' aetteri)
Exploited students
To the Student Bod) of Lewis and
Cl•rl. College.
The "pnng elcctaons " all be held
on f nda\ Apnl :26th, the sign-ups
for the!oe l'lections \\ill run from
Mondo1y, Apnl 8th to Frida\ Apnl
19th. C•mp.lagnms 'Y'ill take place
the wee!.: belore election!>. All
candadates "i\hmg to run tor an)'
ofllce ~hould s1gn up at the lnfor
mataon D~k and notit the
Pioneer log (locate-d an lower
Temph!lon between KlC and the
recreational room). All e ecuthe,
as v. ell a~ many ludioar)' and
Sen<1t~ po)ttion~ are ;l\ aalable.
,,,., pt>r~onal intennon is not to
run "for an\ ol these office' tor
lie\eral rea\t>n . I fe~l that I am no
longer in touch \\ith the general
')tudent populatton, and that to
conunue the u end of 'ice
prc~tdenual )ucce~'>ion to the
pre tdcnq j, threatentng to the
~1bltl1t ·of a \I able go .. ernment
wh1ch as aware of and r~pomh e
to the "ants and nee<h of tho!>e
"hach at represent!. upon instead ol amplemente-d,
there are departmental changes
where valuable professor~ are be
ing "~et tree'' for rca<.om that are
seeming!, more bureaucratiC and
personal th;tn educational -the
re .. i~" commauee which make'>
thc\t! recommendatiom meet' an
dosed .ses\ion without notice to
the students who stdnd to lost the
mo~t. A S2.5 tee •~ mandatory
whether or not a studc:-nt plans to
attend the ceremon) ....
The ;accomplbhments "hich the
.student go' ernment docs make
are small. The budget ol over
S38))00 p:l)":. for cntertilinment
and supplemen t' interc~t groups,
and the Senate ·~ currentl) tn the
role of stmply givang the.>e I und'
aWol) on th~· fir~t ~.ome, lar\t serve
bas"· The re.JI thing~ take people
and umc.
I "ould ltJ..c to ask that anyone
"ho is \\ illing to run for an olficc
aatlculate the goals that he or he
ha~ m mind, am one ta~ing the
ume to cast a ~ote think a laule
about what needs to be don · I
would also lake to 1hank the peo
ple who ha' e I ned and helped this
past )ear
Sancerely.
Charles E. Johnson
A. S. L C. Vice Pre)ident
Commen~ -cntac•sms? The Log
welcomes~~ reutions.letteD to
the editor should be concise.
prefer~ly typed, ~d submitted
to PO Bo• 21. The editor r~rves
the right to edit for lenJI!:h. Pioneer los
Subde blatancv
To the Editor:
(.ant the log doanythingrightl
Some people can tell a toke anc'
,orne people can't.
ome people l..no\\ ho'Y' to bt.
runny wathout being unkmd Jnd
,om<> don't Is the log gc.>tttng
even wtth Mike McCrory .tnd
l on't Evan\ for writing crhtc:JI
letter' in or dad someone get
C'clrried away? Is there a mu~ac
~tudent !>Omewhere on the ~tc1ff
who got a bad Rradt. from Edath
loi.ilbuck Jnd warted till \pral Fool\
D,ly to get back at hcrl \r\ ho\ the
Apnllooll
~ome people are !>Ubtle and
some aren't. Changing names tnto
funny words that sound like them
"a-. e~peciall}· lunn ~ lor me when I
was ~·x year<; old. and occasionally
funnv now; but not four hundred
time!> over. The wor~t crime a
,atirist can commu i~ to try too
hard to be Iunny.
Wh) don't you gh e your<.elve~ a
breakl There has been alot of
good wfllmg and tdeas in the log
this ~ear Mavbe a few people
were begmning to take u ~erious
ly. To paraphrase Jim Ker:.hner
(who ha~ done wme partacularly
fine work. I think) it almo<ot made
you feel proud of the log staff.
Even the Pioneer leg was prell)'
funn\ c1t 1mes. but all the fun
ntni!!IS \\ cl!> lc.>!lt tn a blizzard ol
unfunnme.ss: somebod) didn't
know what to leave out and when
to ~y enou~h:
omcbod) (bodaes) ought to be
)itung in the corner with thear
poanted caps on OJ..ay, enough.
Jam~ Dunun
PS: I suppo~e I m an lor Jokes
J.bout m)' he•ght and my sell life
and my name II tht. lo~ meant to
discourage people wnung op
posang views an to the editor by
\howing them the kind of per
sonalvendet ta at as capable of it has
done a damned wonderful job of
II. April 11, 1974
--
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Lettuce reason
Saga hinders farm workers
Dear Edator
We would lake to dascu~~ the
\ignafatance of the head olaceberg
lettutc )tudents eat at SAGA and a
dt~tus~aon we had with Jack Baker
.tbout tht<..
Currently in California the Un
ttl'd Farm Workers Union as strik
mg head lettuce faelds under
Teamster contract. Th~e con
tracts are the result of Teamster
grower agreement ; the workers
were not comuhed before the
contr.scts were ~igncd. Since then
the worl..:ers have been denied the
right to p.srticipatc in Teamster
mcettngs, and UFWU striken have
been attacke-d by Teamster
guards. So the mike centers on
the worker'... raght to the union or
their choace
Th<: L fWL has started a
nationwide boycott of head let
tuce The boycott ts crucaal ·\ group of us dascussed the
Reed Actaon with SACA manager
Jack Bakc>r Apral 4 While SAGA
ha~ had a precedent 1n recent
year of favorang UfWL lettuce,
this has not been po<,\ablc in re
cent months b1'c:"olU.,t S,\{iA ha~
stud to the he.Jd vc~ne ty. (The
UF\'\ U currently repre!)enh about
10% of the •ceberg crop, most of
\\ hich goe.' to the la~t.) Yet o\.1r.
Baker feel~ he needs more show of
<.tudent support before changang
to non-Teams ter lett ucc.
So we are askang <.tudents,
teacher~, and !>taH to consider the
s1gnahcance of thcu nect lettuce
salad. Do you wi!>h to support the
Teamsters at the expense of the
tarmworkers' right 10 their own
union l Please consader askang for
a change in SAC..A's poltcy.
Sancerely,
~------------------------------- ... ---------.. bec:au'>e strike funds are low, the
STUDENT 0 grower!> are branging an alien and In .Jn m ututaon such a~ Lewis
and Clark \\ hach •s under such
strong admamstrata'> e control from
the top. •t 15 necessar)' that larg~
number") of mda\idual' be wilhng
to devote t1me and effort to a
relevant end. It as m)' leelangs that
the students are seen as b) and
large a transaent population which
1S being exploited as a resource m
many ways 1 hrough tol:en
appea~al~ . There are many ex
ample-s ol thas: The .1lcohol poltC)
""hich WdS appro10ed after year'> ot
ellort from ~tudtmts ·~ bem~ sat Dames )unlc-can Margac Hay Nancy Hedrick
Roberta Halverson
Mary Grubgeld TNesa Chave.z ohen illegal workers en masse
Gul Itt.'~ and farm labor is not ancluded -. under the National Labor
~~~------------~~------------~~-~ Relations Act (whach means the Should SAGA boycott head
lettuce? let the log know how
you feel. Send your vote, yes"'
Mark Nelson
Staff writer
"He) Pall, it's already the second week ol the
term, and v.e ha"en't even quenched our thirst
p.lngs yet. What's wrong wnh usl We must be
slipping or something. Come on, you cynical sot,
the books are becoming redundant Departments
ol Redundan q Departments, and I'm ready tor a
change of pace," Cha05 eagerh· asserts.
"Uhhh," Pax slowly awakens from hi!> stud)·
re-.·erie. ''Well, it's Thursday and I've got a load this
h •• term t at ...
"Come on Pax, we can watch the red-crossed
suspender frea~ down at the Habat all trying to
break thear personal records. It's Thursday and
they'll be having their ''Thankgoodness for Friday
Parcy" at madnight. The men rurn into bestial
uoglodyces while the women metamorphose into
lyanthro~ . I hear Kathy Armstrong -the
women's champion- will be down there ton1ght "
"Oh golly gee what fun," Pax mimicking Jack
Benny, slowl)' and C)·nically sneers back "Sounds
like post-graduation -frat-insanity, I really got to
see this to belie~e it,. •. anyway, the books aren't
subsidizing m~ humor much anymore.' '
They dri"e through the "American Graffiui"
Kenes of downtov. n Portland. A Thursday night,
and teenage trollops with their tony tanooed -to
be dr~gster kings, are quite unconsciously adding
to the n<luon's economic problems in thear own
not really so tritish ways
A car loo1d of some fragile younglovelaes unsubt
ly yell out, "Hey. ya guys got some pot. wanna toke
wath usl", •. then they all, in perfect unison, pop
pink slurpy bubbles with thear juicy Double Bubble
gum. Pax. quite undisturbed, t4kes advantage of
the red sagnal light and enunciates with emphasis.
1n a typacal Eddie Haskell fashion, "Well, no
thankyou ... in a recent anacle by the A.M.A. I read
that rruarijuana has no redeemmg social value, and
besides that, at tends to inhibat one a~ well."
")o1yzzuu," all the young lrag1le lovelies return
wath Double Bubble intonation •
ChaO\ finally arri\fes at the H<ibit. 3rd and SW
Burm.1de. ltke a good bonle of Rothschild saliently
stacking out amongst a ~a of rot-gut , the respec
t~ble Hab•t 1s situated in one of Portland's len
anstoetatic sections of the city. They enter the big
wooden "H'' into the 20th century cave-den.
Atomistac commofaon bombard~ them from all
sa des. Evef)where he~ umque caverns "ith distinctive
lieU-contained atmospheres Like all road to Rome
all the caverns here angentously and gratefully lead
back to the bar
Then one passes parallel to the bar past the
various !.Oups -all you can drink or eat for S1 25
There's a menu for anyone" ho wants to eat there
too. Past the gastric nec~ities into a Rem
brantesquely -dark cavern where one eats.
Everywhere one's eye •s caught by photographs
\1\'WI ~c~nes , Hitler, Groucho Marx a bare-ass or
two, effluvient streams. Nobel pnze wmners, ect
The largest cavern contaans a huge movae screen
where only sports events are watched , four pool
tables proudly displayed at $1300 a piece, more
photogrc1phs
It's madnight and the inhaation rates for the "lnn
Habatant Club " began.
''Ju'>t what as thas club? Pax asks of Chaos
"Well, every oty has its basketball teamJootball
team, baseball team, ect. the Habn says every bar
should have its drinkang team. Durang the
"Thankgoodness for Friday Party" one can become
a member You have to drink two shots of tequala
or les~ within 30 seconds to quahfy. After this brutal
ordeal one pays S 10 99 for the privilege However,
wtth membe~hip , patchers are 75¢ rather than
the usual $1.25 and one gets a plaque w1th his name
on tt and ;a paar of red suspenders that have wrauen
on them: "Be. Kind to Animals Kiss a Beaver,"
Chacx regurguates .
"Oh, yeahh. I see it, but I don't believe it. Het
who's that? " Pax <t~ks.
· That's Kathy Armstrong, the women's record
holder. She can down two shots of tequila an five
~.-cond~- what a ~he-woman. Oh my God. there's
Curt Saluava, the over .til record holder. Oh no, he's
going for a new all-time record." Chaos studiously
ob,erves.
Curt, surrounded by fellow members and non
members, flexes his throat muscles, does a few
Jumpang jacks, and seriously concenuates on his
new challenge Two 16 ounce mugs of beer and
two tall sots of"tequila are brought out fhere's a
breathlt..'\s silence everywhere in the cavernous
bar. Even Hemmingwc1y seems to have come altve
as he longingly looks on from the disco-room . Curt
yells, .. start the timer". Ten seconds later, history
ha) been made t and general atmosuctac pan
demonium bredks out from everywhere Chaos and
Pax, not quue in shape for such competation, deetdP.
another Thursday might be bener for an inltlauon
of this sort. workers have oo guaranteed rtght
to ha' e electtons) The boycott's
failure could mean the end of true
unionazing efforts to change ex
ploitive field labor conditions .
(Related editorial. N \' nmes, S
18, 1974 2 42)
Reed College's food servace
\topped using head lettuce about
a year Jgo They mainly use
romaine. though also at ttmes bib,
e'>quarol, and spinach. Such
varieties are outsrde the dispute,
since no '>agnifacant unaonazation
hd'> occurred involving them
Romaane keeps its crispness as
well as iceberg. Iceberg tends to
be less nutrauonal since it is shot
up with water Reed's food 'iervice
manager say!> that costs have
~tayed about the same, and there
have been no complaints
sta
tdnor m Chief • • .. • • • •• .. ~ ~ ~ ...
M~n;,smg Ed•lor •• • • • • 5¢ noncoffee
Dear Stella.
Ju!.t a little note to tell you ho\\
much we dll appreciate vour new
additton to the Trail Room menu:
"The nickel cup of hoi warer". It's
great. keep up the good work,
sooner or later you'll get a dime
lor it
Representing our constituents,
Senators
•
• Rick L Buckshnas
and
Tam J Flato
Bulln~:l\ M.1n•srr • • • • • • • • • • • • ••••••••••• • •• • Jod) Ruu
kelly Htto
•• Rick Qu111n
• • Bob Rowe Producaion £d1 " • IJ e • • • e • • e e • • • • • e • • • • • • • I • I I I I IJ I IJ I I e I
CompcHnaon bfitor . . . . . . . . . 6. • ••••• , ......... , • , , • • • •• l•nda C.olburn
Hrld Phocogr~phttt . . . • . . . • . . • • . • . • . . • • • • ... , . . • , . • . . • Ph11 ~nr
Sport' Editor ..... ---·······--·-·· ....... -............ ·-·.. NanC') Wthl
Wriu~r ... ,_,_ ---· Tom Andei'\On , Rlt.a 81ll.ud, Rlch;ard Coo~•
Robin C.ulde. Lrt· Gulj~hr Jim Kershner Ann Kirkwood , Ol;an l•mb. Ron Murf'y,
M.,k N~hon. B•t Van Horne.
Bu,lneu s.,u -··-··- .. . ................ . Mark AnJir
Produc;tlon ...... ·-·-- Robert• Ale•.lnder V;al Ct.awford. Mlchclr McG1egor
C..ayh· Matcu•. C•ndy Stc<·n
Phe>IOI(rtphc:A " ........ -•• --.... " .... John B•llu~ Ann IM!nton, Scou BuJkh.,t,
Jt·ll Br~dlord , Chnc K•hur, Cret Mlrtod<e , Nolan Shtsh1do. Mlch"•l Wons
Composlllon ............ " ..... -..... . ·-- Carol Mo~a~umo~r• • 1\lan Wuhttr
Artht\ -·--........ ,._..._ .. _ ·-·-_ ..... ·-·-···-··... D•v~ Rock, Ron MAll\
Oc loc:.J.. ······-. ··-·-··-·--··- ···~ ... ·-·-· .. ··--····· .. ·-·····-··-·..... OouaLe•'l
Al~n Pr•ltn,.on _ ......... --·-·- , ····-··----·---.... Edd Whrunott April 1
As
It on
Winter
dPH~rv~
course,
Cdper
CfCclfiVE
It all
Howarc
the ca
notable
gone 5(
dormitCJ
fmely fL
Oh y
murmut
"This
mitory.
Certal
nodded
'And
,1mply ft.
lounge~
Furms.
the hel
wondert
The p
that ther
lounge. ·
where 11
room:, Jl
srmnea
al Prelld
blu~h. H1
Pre.sldt
minor tal
to the 1
formed
d.tmn ~
lounge
Dean H
would b1
reque:.t ..
SoDea1
relUrn t1
lounge. l
studenb t
they had.
bare. Ap1
of tile lur~
t~cl. Vanisl
of off-ca
houses, n
Dean
Howard t
new d1le1
about th1
Replace ;
'Who sf,
Frc
Ru
wit
A lead
scheduled
Clarl.. nd
address
Relations '
r:urrently ~
So\aet ErlJ
0 (. ha~
the Soviet
ht~ Ameri
dtplomati
Emba!>!ty i
ministry
Moscow.
k.uLnet<.c:
Sibc:ric1 an
father In
boarding
<tuldren o
v • .mced ~tu
relations
Alr1can p
Smce Ju
ha) been
States c~nd
cernc-d • ..,, ..
domestic
marnclf un
son
1\uz.nct~o
l 15 pnt on
be tn the
there will "
he
rr.
JA
lnt
:e,
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as
he
Ut
of
r.
of
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Its.
he
ce
he
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tl
n
e
n
un.
w. April tl, 1974
As we see it
ltm Kershner
Staff Writer
It only hdppened at the end of
Wmt('r Term, but 1t .1lready
cJc.,erve~ to be legend It I\ of
cour>t', the Great Pre.udent1al Rug
Cap~r . One of the purest acts of
crC'Jtive senius ever seen at LC
It all !>tarred when PreJ.tdent
Howard wa' conductmg d tour of
tht• CJmpus lor sever.JJ rich
noti~blc~ The sptel must have
!(One 'omechmg l1l<e thts: "Our
dorm 1tonc~ are, of courle, very
tmely furnished .
Oh ye~. very nke, re<JI fine,
murmured the notables.
"Thi\ is a typical beauttlul dCN
mttory. hn't it pleas<mtt"
Certamly i), real cute, hot damn,
nodded the notC~bles.
''And here. we h.1ve one of our
Jmply furnished. fmely decorat«!d
lounge>"
Furnt\hedl Decoratedt What
the ht.dl Is he tall<mg about.
wondered the notable.l
No furniture
The problem wa), ol coune,
that there wa> no furn1ture in the
lo11ngc. Thca furniture WJ~ all fight
whcue 1t belonged, m ~t udent ·~
room> .md houses The notable.,
gr~nned at the naked lounge and
Jt Pn•>tdent Howard '~ brtght-red
blu\h He Wd\ very em bar JHed,
Pre>lclent Howard t hre-v. d
mtnor tanrrum when he got b.1ck
to thf! manor. He politely in
formed Dean Hawley that h~
damn well betrer .)ee that the
lounge furniture be returned.
Dean Hawley dec1dcd that 11
I\IOuld be best to carry out th1~
reque~t. Since he value\ hi~ job.
Still bare
So Dean HJwleymade Pvervone
return th('ir furniture to the
lounge. Unfortunately, when the
student> returned all the furntrure.
tlley had, the lounge) ltilllooked
bare. Apparently a good portion
ot the furnirure had 5imply vani~h
L'<i. v.whhed right mto a number
01 olf-campw. apartments and
hou5es. never to be seen agam
DPan Hawley and Pre.Hdent
Howard were presented wtt/1 a
new dilema. "What do we do
about the miSSiong furntrure r
Replace 1t, the) w1sely dectded
"Who shall pay for it/ · The
From
Russia
wit ave
A leading SoVJet diplomat ss
\Cheduled to arrive at lewt.; and
Clark nel(t week to delsver an
c1ddres~ on "Sovset-Amerstan
Relauons." Vadlm Kuznetsov
currently Second Secretary at the
~vset Embassy in Washmgton.
D C ha~ led a notable career in
1he Sov1et Fore1gn Service Before
h•~ Amerscan po~ts he served a\ a
diplomatic ortic~r at the So' set
EmbJ~Sy m Tanrania . and at the
m1nsm~ of Fore1gn A.ffasrc; in
Moscow.
k.umet.,ov wa~ born 10 Eastern
S1bersa In 1939 and after lo!tlng his
father In WWII action, attended a
bo.ud1ng school north of Mor,cow
C\lablhhed c\pecially for the
ch1ldren of fallen sofdum t-fs., ad
vc~nccd 'lltudy was m mternauonal
1elarion with an empham on
Alucan politics.
Sance June ot 1970. lwznet.;ov
ha\ been stationed in the Unitt•d
51Jtes and has been mainly con
(Prnt·d with ub'>t!rving Am~ncan
domestic polhlcs. He has been
rn.nm•u slnn· 1960 .md h.. om·
~n
Kuznctso" 's speech wsll b ~gin at
j 15 pm on 1 uc-.d<~). t\pnl1b, \\Ill
be sn the Counc1l Chambc1s, .md
there w1il be no .. dmts~ion c:harg~. • IS
srudenr' th.Jt If WoJ~ ~to/en from,
they foolishly decic/ed
Herf' begm\ the hNo1c part of
thts true life sagc1 Everyone was
qutte angt•red b'i the idea of pay
ing for lurnitur~ that any half-wit
could walk in .md )JUnler off with Pioneer Log
' I sure .n hell dill r paying for no
chatr thai \Omt.> off-campus crary
11pped off w1th Am't my damn
fault," they S.Jid mdignantly .
Somewhere tn the depths of
someone's remt~rhbly creauve
mmd, a pl.m of actton was betng
The Sam Rivers Trio will perform in the Agnes Flanagan Chapel April
15th. Rivers, who plays six instruments. will be making his LC debut.
Sam Rivers Trio jazzes
While many mus1c1ans take a
hfet1me to master one instrument,
Sam Rivers has turned himselr into
a one-man band with his
profic1ency on no less than six
mstrumenlS
Besides his mam work on the
tenor saxaphone, Sam devotes h1s
time equally to the soprano sax,
brass clarinet. ptano. rlute and
viola. His skill on these in
struments makes him one of
Amer~ca's most \ersarile
mus1cians With his background in
muh1-tnstrument playmg plus a
strong foundation m compos1Uon
.tnd 1mprovizat1on. Sdm w1ll be a
vual force on our mustc. scene lor
many years to come
His technique is remarkable and
the depth and fullness of his tone
recall the vibrant amplitude of the
older tradition of jazz tenor pia)
ing. He is J c.ontinu.lll}· adven
turous improviser , but he does not
experiment haphazardly . Hi\ ha) a
dt-..ciplined im ~ntivenes-. with a
wcure ... ensc ol rorm lilc.c all the
bt:!)t of the jazz el(plorer .... he •~
motiv.ned to try ne~\ appro01cht!s
by a desire to deepen .md expand
hi~ t:!mottonal expre\IVII) The Sam Rivers Jau Trio will
make II!> LC debut on Monda),
April1 5th at 8:00p.m. in the Agnes
Flanagan Chapel; the condudmg
event m th1s years Cultural Arts
Senes. Adm1$s1on is S1.50 for LC
studenb and facult); S250 lor off
campus juz fam. Cultural Ans
Season Tickets will be honored at
the door.
Cultural Arts Sera~ pertormers
are selected by a panel composed
ol ~tudents and faculty. The
succe.\sful eight year old series
offers the student an opportunit)
to :se~ six fine cultural events at the
unbelievable price ot SS.OO lor the
'en~ II you were not one of the
450 to take advantage of this year ·~
bargam, don't m1ss 11 next year.
Don't forget the Sam Rivers Jazz
Trto Apnl lSthl
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On March 6, 1974, Pr~>J1dent
How<~rd iJrtiVed <~I hts oll1ce in
Odell Manor. Bur there was
something d1flerent about his ol
f1ce that mormng . It seems thflt
there were :some arttcles ot lur
nrturP m•ssmg. Yes. two very ~r
rr~CIIve and expemive rugs seem
to have vantshed, and two
beautiful wooden charrj In therr
place w.1s <~pretty little note. The
note mu~t h.we read somethtng
Iii.. ca thh.
Dear Pres•dent Howard,
It appears &hat some rurnllure IS
mi~sing from your office. You w1ll,
ot course, return it immed1ately . U
you do not return ''. you ""11! be
charged dearly tor the m1ssmg
articles. Do you get the potntl Or • I On
do we have 10 h11 you over the
head w1th a rolled-up rugl
signed,
Your Off1d~l Furnuure
Monnors
As w1th many of the highest
leifS oi gemus. the hNoes who
planned and camed off 1h1s acuon
wtll rem am anonymous A.nd~ .u all
real-life legends 5hould, it h .. u a
happy ending.
Prestdent Howard got the point.
The lounge furmturc poltcy is
presently bemgre~;ised "Actually,
11 was a very effe<t1ve protest".
Prestdem Howard grmned rather
.>heepishly.
Excepc lor one rug. ill of the
mining turmture hJs been found,
S<Jfe and souncJ.
Log cops top honors
in ~73 Columbia Contest
The Pion~r log ha~ been
awarded iirst place in competn1on
w1th all orher ~mall Colleges and
Un1versuies by Columbio.t Univer
stt} 's Schola\r1c Press ssociation
(CSPA). Tht> Log recieved 908.5 our
of a possible 1000 points.
In cttmg their rat1onale for the
award, the Judges consistantl)•
commented on che paper's \iCn
ture mto New Journalism, a sub
teet that has not been w1thout
controversy.
CSPA nott>d that "even though
the Pioneer Log does not sub
~cribe to rotc~l objectivity as
feasableor realistiC, tull credit was
g1vcn ... CSPA does not mean to
thwart rea~onable Roals in at
tammg truth. Interpretive repor
ltng and some forms ol New Jour
ndli~m are but means. "
Generous judg~
Raungs were based on 1ssues
submitted rrom the Fall term. Ad·
visor Edd Whetmore said he was
"thankful the judges could see
beyond some nuts and bolts
problems we had in getllng the
new Log off the ground. They
were very generous in gi~>ing us
credit lor the innovations we have
been introducing."
Th1s was the first year the Log
had partiCipated in the contest
wh1ch hac; been held annually
!tince 1925
In elvaluating this year's entries
CSPA. noted that the best "had
Nowvou can
PfOIOCt YOUt;~elt
ag~mst muggeu, rapuh
lind WOf.l'e With th11
Dm.Jlmg new whlsll!!. Wei!r It more emphets•s on longer stones.
1r1 depth artidcs, and graphtc d1s-
l .• Pay ...
Wlietmore satd ",all the credit
for th•s award goes to the Staffe~
.... ho've not been afra1d to try
something ne-v. ... .somethtng
different. They've been subject to
some Crlltosm sure -but the ve
learned from it and the 7VC grown
I rom it."
Young staH
He added, "I thank we can look
forward to more award winning
years. the maJoruy of our staff are
freshmen and Sophomores. There
are a lot ot excellent writers and
artiSts in the LC commun~t) whom
""e would '' elcome as con·
tributors -I can only hope this
award w1ll encour<Jge them lo get
mvolved and mal:c next year's Log
even bener."
lit D necklace or carry h as a k~ c:h.11n. lt1 IQng.rllnge
Pt!1'11ttatul{l shr~ll br•ngs help en a hurry. The next cbrk
neght ltNt's tontghtl) you'll IHI a lot safer lUst knOWing
vou l\4ve the 9'Clltest PfOtect•on tn the world GeVH
Obsclt"'e phone callers a shnlhng crorful. too
GET IT BEFORE YOU HAO ITt
COME IN OR MAIL H" OV COUPON
'n, I ~t to 0o '"'IIWI' Send m. _ ~!10-l.tu 1tbut
-Key Cha11> -NK1.16c. INumbltl_ OJrom. --
1 ""' Sl.OO 101 ~ \.;On(lQn..L.•\• Wllt\tle I VI'OCIIR'ttm IMI II IIMT! n!)t Famity Jcwwb Ltd
IDtllly UUtllftl. I illlotll fiiQt._ • ~r. :J< w .. Vill.ord A-
ltll.lnCI If r""'NIIJ on lO cU\, IIlJa..,.• ~ S320S
NAM£
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Cen ZIP -..,..,.,or n e
\\ bl"ar on, b0c11s again r tht.•
c.'"O rt en 1.
borne back ccascle\",f mto th~
pdf
F ott fltZ..'t raid
Ttw Crt>at Carsb
long 11m~ a~o I \\Orked .11 a
r\: t."tUfclOI j 00 p m w,.u a siO\'Ii
11mc too late for lunch, too carl)
for \Upp~r But 25 people wcr~
\'WJitrn 111 l.n" ell Ro~c so w~: 'd" red our food to go and nuck
mro a ne.ub\ T .tstec frC1:'J:c to
onsume great quamu~ ol corn
t.>d be f on f)C
Tht> thc.atre g•rl had answered
the phone \\llh a cheen Good
attcrnoon -the Great Garsb)
•nstead of th u uul "Good aner
noon -Mu)IC Box Theatre '
I h ') rc tJklng alot for granted
down there. \\e hgurcd the 4·00
p m shO\' '' ould be les' crowded.
In the malllmc a .squat man 10 an
rll-frtung whrte suit made sure we
had alrcad) bought our trokcts.
\\ •! sobbli.!d up the rest ot the German chocolate take 1n the
rlllll lim" ,.,a nght once m~IUi' rtw
lobb~ boasted a ~ample of ttw
"Gatsb\ colic tlon of men's
v.cJr. ••e 11 JU~t around tht• cor·
ncr .ther the ho" ' nd of cour e
there""'~ ''C:mb Tuppcrwarc •
The} H' tdl.:rns Jlot lor grunt••d
ctow n there
ot e'\; en a lull hou I cmpt
\cats \\ere eve 11"' hl•re It \\J!I not
The Grt!al Ga!sb} It wa~ the Cood
Gahb ometrmcs 11 wa~ the\' r
Cood Go~L~by It" a notthc boo\.:
It \\aS the fUm Ftlm~ are not
upposed to be booh nor can
the~ bt> Frlms Jr<' supposed to
be "ell. films
Cruzen 1\.JnC' \\ .u .1 .:real f1lm
.md Gal by "as a good rim that
<;macked ol 1\Jne The hrst fe\'
scene till hfc•t' from the
l.:\tt.h~ Mans1on could ha\ e been
an<:~du Gatsb and KMc could
not buy love wllh ,\II thcu \' cahh
and ,,we d~uoved t\nd the
\'>OrnPnl The \\Oillt'n survrvc, the)
t•ndurc
If 1\cJnt" "as great 11 \\as also a
spcoaclc and Gat~by was a spec-
TRIO?
the courts,
etnbarrassed an empire,
while ~wash buckling their way
t~ fame and fortune?
1
Hint not Haldeman. Eh
and Mitchell. man
Ausu "'r. It h rtu~ new 1971 ver;ion of 'lhc ll•re•• l\1uskclt.:crs:'
"IT CAN BE SAJD,
SIMPLY AND
WITH THANKS.
THAT IT IS AN
ABSOLUTELY
TERRIFIC MOVIE~
Jay Cocks
Tlmo Magazine
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
NOW -WESTGATE & JANTZEN BEACH Pinnn·t log
tdcle .• bo' ,., <~II cl ~ tmmcn~c p.u
tu• found flappt•rs'" fullrl'l;clhc~,
\Wtmming In the 1ount.1in wath
tlwtr p!•ngurn mull' , sorgtllg
1hcm~eh l' on mQuntarns ,,, foi'ld,
.md 111 general ha' In!( one hell of
a good unw
\ ct throughout tht•• •' was
dlways the F•t.zgcrald myst•~ -
~ 1\Y -loY "ft>Jr
1h" thre~ prece '" :o. t
Rolls Royce -the jcwt~l~ -tlw
~plcnd01 -the glor of " lau .Jg~
\'>hen the \\ ealthy "smashed up
thmgs and rt·tr~ated back mto
thr>ir mone) or the11 \'oJSI
carcle~sn~ s. or \\ han•vc• 11 was
th.H kept them togl•thcr Jnt.f lt•t rea
otht!r pt•onl•• cl•··lll up th•• me s
tht'} h.td made ... "
Robert Rcdtord '-=O"It::S~~ he
enjoy nh1klng "noM.tlgra ftln\s
I rom tlw 20'., (luii(Oy), :\0\ (\rmg).
.,nd the 40's (1 Ill' \\'.ry \\ t> \\'t!t e)
bPt .nJ~P " thPy wer ,. the rPstlt•ss
t IIYlf'S, tlwy \\ Cl c dangt•r ous
!ImP~>''
The Sc\ l'nlre h.t L been e •
tr&~orrhn;uily s.tfe 11ml'• I not much
to prole~t. not much war, not
muc:h alfiUt'nc;e, no1h1ng mueh
c'< cpt Rrchard Mrlhous Nixon
:md hrs $·100,000 00 misunder!>I<Jil·
dmg.
l<ulrt•r hlm'i ol outrage and
Taiwan,. Ceritol and ~ung-fu
The Changs,
WHO? are ever
Li~a J. louie
Ove~c;u C orre\pondt-nt
Taiwan Croup
Chme~e chao' I iorn' blar mg.
hrtekmg \\ hl!.tll'~ CJr~-brc:yclcs
people -trucks -pct.Jtc·arts -
mororC'\·cle.s zoommg '"'«!')' v. htch
way: frrst-cla~s pandemomurn .
Actuallv. the only ont> conlu)cd
was I. My l aiwo~ne.se host lather
was not the lea!ot bll rnllmtdatcd b)
the situauon. Wath the sk•ll of
Mark Donahue, he serzed thl'
~heel and we entered the ,..,cc. It 1.1kes a littlt! domg to get u~~d
to thl! trJific "p<lttl'rn" here.
Drrvt~rs pay littlt• attention to lane
d!VI~rom or \I op !>lgns. Pede!>tr tcln!>
~.:en.unly do not have the right of
wJy. No on" t.fol!s fht• )UCCI!\~Iul
drivt.•r •s the aggressive one, who
nJvlgatcs .. car wuh lrghtnrng
.tCC::Picr.ttron .md bro1k ~ v. hrch
~top on OJ drmt• (and givc you eight
c •nt~ change). Thl•re is no s~nse ol
order by an) mean~. yet it all works
out. I w.1~ surprt!.ecl not to have
ccn anr accrdents.
\Vt• lcam:d on J fJntabulouor, 11-
"The overwhelming energy and onthus•asm ot Jon Voight
Is a superb pleasure in •I sell."
-Dovld Shoonan CBS· rv
"Jon Voight's Conroy looms up as JUSt about tho
lustiest, most joyful presence In current films."
-Paulino Kocl, THE NEW YORKER
JON VOIGHT
IS
.. COitflmCK: •
Orll.' l•'llutlful man lhs tnn 1 tnw
NOW PLAYING
WESTGATE & JANTZEN prot~t. grt•Jt~"r ltlms I.H;k thl.'
!mtc>nt•al ~utlotl lmp.rtt of onu
•r.oud G;mby., I or .tilth" elm .. ,
P.R. ,md mNCIIt:>sc; mer ch.tndt~rnB
lllc Crt•.rr C.tt ~by m.tk I') a
pu>found t.ommf•nt on thl'
Anww .111 p1nt .md i\mcrt(,ln
.tffhu•n\ t•, •'SIH'(t.tlh where thl!)
art• 5~ nonyrnc>us
ShO\vtas~d ton r~ tht• \rncr~can
Male;, lo~t•ver ch.urng the fan
IJStCS, the "rmag<.•o; ' ot the ladiC"~
forcvf'r (.md ncc••!os:lrlly) clrsLip
pomtcd
Such Wt!S the ~tulf or COli
fuzgc•Jid o1nd su<,;h Is the stuff of
th(' lilm.
Watch and ~t>c; ,r the c,.lto;by
line., grow ~hurter th,•sc next INv
wc<•ks rnrlltons of \mcm ;an~ wtll
mis~ ,, rust ratt• gltmpw rnto the
\\ ·•Y v. c were, the w.1y "~ .u•~ •. tnd
;J l.t$; the w.ty Wt' wrll p• ob.1bly
a•mo1rn.
Peter
here
plus cour~e mPdl (lo'it count). A
few sumulating drinJo., (7-up wllh o1
spot of Gt:rnol) .md the l>Offil•tim~
hila11ous E nglic,h ( htnc~e conv~r
!>ation~ made ,, ml'morable frr~l
ffit!illtn f aiwan. later th,ll ntght Wl'
got to :.cc .m cxduc,tvc .. howing oJ
a Kung-lu movl<' whiCh w.n
urrcctcd <llld producctl by Peter'\
brothl'r, Chi·Wt.>l
Bdorc we knC\'-' 11, we wt•r eon a
trarn heading ~outh lor I archung
\o\ tthrn hours we .ur ivcd .11 au•
dc\tlnctllon and eleven cxtited.
yet .tpprehcmrvc LC !>tudenn
were de~c~ndcd upon b) eleven
equttlly nervously excited
1 aiwi.lne,w 1,1m1h • •
Tunghai Untver'iily
Hert.> tn T a•chunR. \H! wtll )tuch
the Chine\c limguagc cit
T unghdr UntH•rslly tor one month.
During our homest.ry, we wrll .ti\O
wrrtP it r~port on our (.1s our
'>ponc.or, Dr. I t ,,, put rt) •· k ~en
obwrv,ltlom'' Ol Jilc In I .tlwan
Undoubtedly, '4H' wrll all keenly
ob!octvt> rhar J':>flt!CI ol thr~ lOllntr)
which la~un.ttt>d us ftrc;t the
1 oil\'-• nt>)C drrvmg tcchnrqul!.
As tllu)tt .teed b'l' thcu d11vmg
h.1h11s, gener<~ll~· th<' pt•ople lwrc
are very mdtll«!rt'lllto on•! anotht•l
-unlt•ss they'"" not tr angers. ~m ..
people I p.r!>s 111 the streets arc
r ecep11vc to my glo\' mg 1 <Jre and
heanung smile. But 11 they knO\\
~oul the Chm••s•· Jrc cxtrPrncl)
hosp11.1bll• , .mu Wf•lcorn • you'' uh
opcrl .lrm
Ho,pit.tblt•
Our ll. group rt•cyi,cd ~Ul h .t
wPicorne upon uur .11 riVJI rn I tong
Kong \'\'c "t•rt• ~r ccwcl ,11 tlw
.w poll oy till' l )I' l.llnfly, whosi'
son, Andy, .ttll'rtt.fs I C 1 he 1 Sl''s
f>C urcd UUI t•,hJU .. IeU group
room' .rt dw 'MC. \, .md rht•
lollowmg mornmg rook u-. out on
tht> tO\.\ n. llw l'lt'\1''" of u· wt•rt•
lrt•<Jtt·d ro ,, dclt•< 1 .1blt• Chuw l'
brunch. \\'t· m.uJ•• ,, bt:P lint· 101 a
co~ml'l J 1hop \\ hPrt· !tome t•l·
u•llt•nt b.~rg..rrn' wert• strud Nt'''
II "4\ ·'qui< k :>lop lor .,. ft•w dr ~~~~~
(ruor lwt•r, cok .. ), ,md then \\l'
WIOJ(t•cl OUr W,l\' t() f.llpf•l, I ,11\<Jan,
I hert• lh1.• S.lffil' Wolf Ill, gt'lll'f uUS
ho~pllclllly W,J) I'XIt•fldl'd 10 U\,thiS
lime by tht• I .rrnil) of Pt•tt•r Ch.•nK
.motht•r I C tudt•rll (although
nmw ol u!l h.ul C\ ,., lll'.u dol htm). l'.l~ t· s
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wmd through thcshN?psorrel;md
slough to form w,l!>he thdt leed
thl• r.rt'ck' f.sllmg down the moun
tam s•tft•c; to tht• villiiges belov.:.
There muc;t bl• a thouc;and or the~e
little '" ers on eulwr .. ide of the
coa\t r;,sngc in Or I."?(( On. Come look
-.. mall gr.ts~land v.slleys wmding
through the douglas fir for~t~ .
Th<• Scoggmr, R1vcr V.1llcv nt.?.lf
for('St Grove 1~ om• ol the e. Th~
Scoggms runs I rom the loot hill .. of
th•~ Co.1~1 R.mge to the Tualatin
R1ver, .1 trtbut.uy of thP
\1\'illumett f', Tht• vo~llt•}' IS ~mall,le)~
th.m d ten nulc tfnvt·lrom high\'.;,lY
10 to the valley end, Ne.tr the
h•ghway 1s <.1 mi II. At 1 he other enil
there Jrc Sl'VI•r.JI old l<~rm hou'>ec;.
At orw llmt: eat h of thc linlc
valley hc1d d.m~ I arms. I hey
grOJdu.JIIV ladt:d out .,., dair't IJr
mmg bt'l•lmc big bu\mL~~ . 1 he
building~ rem.un -rather forlorn
and m d1)rcp.1ir . Some art• still
li\lt•d m. Others hJ\e l.tllen down.
~o one .Wl•rns to l.;nock down the
old buildings m thew 'lt•cping
v.JIIcy ... T hcy r.sll down thl.!rnseh e:.
and rot. Bladbcrril'\ .tnd mu~s
engulf rhcm. II dot•~n't t<.tkc long. Yet '" the Scoggms v .• llcy " IS
drlferent .
rnc bUildings dfC bemg knock
ed down b-, bulldozers .md cats.
Boards arc being removed !rom
che old school house. The Bureau
of Land Reclamation has lll·
~tructed the Army Corps ol
Engmt!<!rs to m.1ke the ScogRtnS
Vi!lley into Henry Hitgg L.1kc. ThC'
Corp<o ot Engmeers 1S very good ,Jt
making Villlcvs rnto lal.;e.s, or t!Wn
11vcr.-.. into roads. The Scoggms
\alley IS a good find fort he Corp~
<..ood valleys arc bccornmK harder
10 find. Thi~ laughmg It triP r JVI'r,
cJsily crossed in !.Ummcr b~ jum
ping from stont! ro 'tone, 1s gomg
to be good motorbo,llmg .md
water sl.;iing lhc elk herd I sa'' la\t
ume will be able to drmk watt•r
wht.:re 11 was 'Jting gr JSS.
This collcctron ot photos were
taken tn Febru.1ry . It w,l\ a fogg}
SundJv and the con~truct1on
eqUtpmem WdS srlcnt. \\'c hJd a
p1cnk by dO old s~ttlcr's C<1bm .11
the end or the \Cilley. The cabin
\\IJ~ r1.tm~d : P.Jr o~dist.• lo'>t
Jell Campr<h t• PilHWt•r l ng
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• -April II, 1974 •
PhoiO' b'i '"" Colmpte:hc
• On campus
Do you th1rst for adventure 7
Do you lust for power? Do you
long for rocognttion 7 Or are you
1ust plain stupid? If any of these
apply and you would like a first
class challenge then you should
apply for log ed1tor or KLC sta
tion manager these pOslttons
w1ll be open neX1 fall and now is
the time to $tand up and be
counted at the Info Desk Are
you feohng alnght 7
It \'OUI snorkel, waffle iron
hod.ev puck, twet?zen. rubber
rail lawn lurnllure ~weat soc!..!>
spe1r or 1949 DeSoto I!> stored m
Akrn's trunk rooms go get it nowl
The Al.:imte' have performed their
solemn Spnng Cleanrng
Ceremony and ~ 11 of Items will be
thrown out soon 11 uncla1med.
Ho" \ your Filipino di.tlectl
.. Will th~ Philipptn ~ Be Our Next
Vietn<aml .. will be the topic when
Dr. John Swomle , Jr. comes to
~t<amm tod.t)' ill 3:10. An author,
politinl ~cientist .tnd professor ot
Christi.tn ethi~ at St. Paul School
ot The-olog) in Kan~;u Cit). Mo .•
S"omle) ~pent p.ut ol 1973 m the
tSUnds. He will ~so "isit Dr
Ra.,~el.;h's noon-lo-1 d~~ In U.S.
loreign poliC) and Dr. Crampton·~
Junior Seminar trom l to 3 p.m.
l he Platt Pn rs open now from 9
to m1dntre Sunday thru Thursday.
The Rust)' Narl •s not open) et,and
nobody knows .,..hen 11 wrll be. But
rry Gordon Chc.,... at 392 .r ) ou
need to know or want 10 work on
ll thiS term, resetve it for a ban
quet, etc. 5tudent\ who want to get the1r
M~ degree' w1th 'tud1e' tn air
pollutron can do ~o .11 \1\ SL "'eed·
ed I\ a Bachelor degree rn
~ngineertng or a phpical,
brologrcal , or ~ocial )cienc('. For all
the dirt .. e~.• Dr. Vlfgil Fogdall.
\\'h1le )Ou'rl' thl'r\?, 11 )OU are a
minorrt) ~tudent you can prtk up J
free COP)' of "Think1ng ~<.bout
Graduate School,'' o.~ bool..l~t from
the Edutational Te .. ting wr' ice.
Mus1c Hour an Evans Aud. next
Wednesday at 2:10 ledturcs a
wood\\ ind quintet wuh flute,
oboe. clarinet, horn, and b.t~'>oon
pia~ ing P.1storale b\' Pe~icheni.
and other!~; also three popular
dance~ played b) M1chcle
Heffner.
Tonight in Evam is Carol
Hubler·~ Junior violrn rec1tal; ac
companied bv Mu r Kim on pidno
she w1ll pcrlorm work~ of Vrtah,
Teleman, Schubert, and
Kabelevsky . Free, .11 U. ----8-D's----
Wend) Well<,' birthday w~
yestercby, but if you hurry over to
Copelind B-20 you can still wish
her ~ good time. xll
Or Roger Nehon ot LC\ Intrepid Math department uneanhed some
never ·u~oed film" in the W.nzck which he means to .. how everv Tuesday
at 3 in the library's Tomhn,on lecture room No cha~ge, open to
e' erybody The film for this Tue'>ddy. Aprrl16. is· The Class teal Groups JS
il Source of Algebraic Problem~ ' ..... , ..
mooooviee .... SOFA movie th1s Frrday and Saturday nrghts is Codspell .
S1 m Evans Auditorium, 7 and 9:30p.m.
• • • •
Morefilms .... at the Portland \rt Mu\eum\ Swann Auditorrum thts
weekend: Hugo and Jo~ephtne (Sweden. 1968) about children, Saturday
April13. 2 p .. m. They Hailed .J Steambodr \nywhere and Natural Timber
(ounfr) directed b}l Oregon ftlmer~ Jim BI,Jshfield and Jack Sanders who
will be there. Sat. at 8 p m Oa1sics, a zany 1966 Czech film by Vera
C'hr lova, Sun at 7 30 .m.
----~~--~--~-you had children you wouldn't feel good about them
walking around by the street where cars were going 35 or 40
miles per hour. In Oregon, when a school bus has stopped
on a two-lane road and has its red lights blinking, you have
to STOP no matter wh1c h wa}' you're gomg. Th~re are
places on Terwilliger where bu~es stop to let kids off, and
their safety i~ worth more than the half a minute wait.
BISTRO! BISTRO! BISTRO!
The Rose Cit) B.:Jnjoliers pl.1ymg
oldtimt' ragtime in Fields, not
Stamm So wh1le you're in Stamm
at the SJwdu~t Fe~uval, follow
your ear<.. to Sagaland and hear 10
to 12 banJO'> 111 T uesd&J) evening.
Golla live for the sun ....
The ne).l best thing to an
Overseas tnp to Southern Califor
nia and the wild~ of los Angele ~ is
being offered for F.tll 1974. The
Arizona-New Mexico program i~
now being organized . Anyone in
terested in the Indians of the
Southwest. geology, or suntan'
. ue inv•ted to meet in the Council
Chamber s TODAY, at 4 p.m. Dr.
and Mr). lewis Thayer, who lead
the last safari south, will \how
tides and answer question ~ con
cerning the program. --Earth Week-
Schedule for Earth Week
Wed-Assault on the rvyl A task
force w1ll meet tw1ce at the
sw1mmmg pool (2 and 4 p m l
and w1ll move tn and sever the
bottom IVY branch because it
1nh1b1ts growth of other
branches
Thurs· Larry Williams from OEC
will speak and show slides on
''Limits to Growth" at 4 in the
Council Chambers .
Sat-Sun-Cleanup of the dump
behind Evans.
AT THE LAW SCHOOL
Frank Wilktnson, Executive
Director of the Natrona! Com
mittee agatnst Repressive Legrsla
uon,talk .. in Room 1 tomorrow at4
about the Crimtnal Code Reform
Act Now 10 the leg1slat1ve process,
the Act Include..") the return of the
death penalty, wiretdps without
court orders, and penalties for
revealing and rece1vtng Improper
ly da,,lfied tnformation
Mond.1y. April 15, John Lorenz
(ci.lndlddte for the Multnomah
Count)' Commt ~~ton ), speaks on
l.tnd u~c .1nd amwers quesuom -
Room 1 dg<~ ln • .st Noon
CIOJllfled
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----Misc.----
Eicctricelectrrc • • • Arthur
[rrck .. on l:lcctrrc Arh open!. Tuc~
day. A g.JIIN}' of contcmpor.:Jf)'
<.~nd Jncient Americ.:Jn .tnd As1c1n
art, it l~ature..,thr\ Tue,day .119 and
10 p.m. Jn an1m.11cd film called
"[ncidmez-U" -all free.
.Ainght, reJc:h lor the skyl OMSI'\
planetarium 'ihow this month
(thru the 28th) ,., Bevond
Stonehenge 1 30 and J 30 each
weekd.1y .1ftcrnoon plu\ 7 JO Fri
day nrght
POT fanciers • * -Terry
Hutchmson, just back from <Jer
mdny, has an ~xhibit of stoneware
until April 30 at the Long \lley
Gallery, 358 St<1te Stre~ t Alley rn
0\wego Hou~ noon to 6, Wed
thru Sat
AUDITIONS for Porrl.1nd State'~
summer stock theater compan)'\
sixth sea">on arc today through
Saturday •• 111 inte?rviews for the 15
openmg~ are by o~ppointmen t and
J n•sume ~hould be included. For
Info call 229-4612 The pl.1ys will be
produced at the Coa!lter Theater
tn Can non Beach .
---Sendaways--
Need a summer job? Like to get
a few m1le~ from home? You can
work in Europe, and you don't
even have to JOin the Army -for
$129 plus air fares Vacatron-Wor~
Ltd. will arrange your job and give
you a 4-day orientation . Apply
now through May (first come first
served); write them at 266ludlow
Ave, Crncinnatl, Ohio 45220 for
information
THERE'S NO PLACE TO START
LIKE THE TOPI Earn a pme of
$1000 and a week m Hollywood by
writing a half-hour radio script
deahng wrth the drug <ocene. 13
winning ~crrpl\ (prize ~ range
down to S200) will compme Tht
New Radio's series on the drug
problem rn the U.S The)e ~hould
be dramat•c. educat10nJI, enter·
tamrng, and enlightening script\,
sent m by May 31. Wrtte for entr)
form to F I C' U . Lo<, Angele~
Ctliforn1,1 90035
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•
Making your mark in business used to mean carving a comfort·
able niche for yourself and staying there. Promotion was simply a
matter of time, provided you could spend 20 years in the process.
But, today, business depends on technology. Technology that
can't wait a moment if it's going to keep pace with what's happening.
That's why, at Kodak, our basic reliance on scientific research
makes the need for creative young minds more demanding than
ever. We must have people with drive and ambition, impatient to
put what they've learned into practice. People who get all the
freedom and responsibility they can handle, and tackle our prolr
terns with their ideas.
Which. we're happy to say, has helped many of our scientists
yield important discoveries . For example:
The woman on the left has devised new and improved photo.
graphic materials for specialized scientific applications in fields
such as astronomy and holography . The young man is an expert on
surface analysis. His work in photoelectr on spectrosco py helps
to identify unknown substances. The woman on the right has a •
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•
dual background in gas chromatography and trace metal analysis.
which she's applied to analyzing pollution in rivers and streams.
They came up with new problems while solving some of our
old ones. But they've uncovered some promising answers, too.
As they continue their r~arch, you may read about them again.
The oldest is just over 30.
Why do we give young men and women so much room to
test their ideas? Because good ideas often lead to better products.
Which are good for business. And we're in business to make a
profit. But in furthering our own business interests, we also fwther
society's interests. Which makes good sense.
After all, our business depends on society. So we care what
happens to it.
Kodak.
More than a business.
N-307Q ( 197 -it
Thi• adc.-..rli•rment •PfMt•N in
<:olleat' ~t'" '•P•JX'n- t\prll 1
13015:111
• • Somnolent
softball
scotched?
The question 1s ""ill there be
intramural )Otlball thi' ye.trl"
Th~rc ha\'C been "anou~ amwers.
The) range from ") ~. there will
be I.M. ~ottball ju~tl ·'~ .. oon as the
lo" er teeld i~ dr\ enough 10 play
on'' to •·1 doubt it, becau'>e Eldon
ha n'1 had s1gn-up5 \ et, and 1t\
already the 1h1rd ''eek of school."
hen 11 stgn-up~> were held to·
da), 1mpirc' "ould ha"'e to be
rec.:ru11~ . leagu'-~ tormed, and
,cht•dulc.) lined up before plcJ)
could begtn. Nobod) )eems to
want to tall.; about il, but it looks
liJ..c, for the )ccond con~>ecuuve
car, our "Cre-11 Intramural
Progr;..~m' ' a~o G. Eldon fh likes to
c.11let, hil\ flopp~d l!> tar .n softball
·~ conccr nt.>d.
Up unul no", this vear's in
tramural program ha~ gone pretty
)moothly, and the Bump &
Runner.) ha\IC opened up a prett)
be~ lc.ad OH~r the rcsr of rhe pack.
\\'rlh the likes 01 Torg, Ron the
Bo , Jumpm', and Bro. the Juniper
ba~>ed team has a total ol 378 poinh
co rrooke's 2999, the s. p. E.'!> 274,
the :-.l1ght 0" I Hummers ' 263, and
8 .I P. Sla,-s' 238. Those might end
up being the final poinh.
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Studen~ fiercely wacking smAJI
birdies while onlookers cheer ap
pro\'inglyl
Th.-.t w.u the .action in the ln
lr.Jmwal B.adminton Tourney at
the t>nd or winter term.
Patti Brent and John R. Evans
won lirst pl•ces in the men's and
women's · ingJes. Runners-ups In
singles were Ginger McLNn •nd
Robert Ftuss..
Mind doubles victol"l were the
undaunW,Ie couple of Glenn
Potter .-.nd Janel Sechi, while se
cond pi•« honors went to John
Evans <1nd Slri Cvlion.
11111111111111111111111111111111 Pion~er log April 11, 1974 --------------------
• •
!KOII Rurl..h.
Fr~hman o.ne Wc~tcock he.JVC'\ hh ~pear for d per~onal record of 203
teet 8 inchl") for ,, firc,t place at Whitman aher hitting the ceiling.
Woodward's record
as Lute runners loose
The cool weather of Gri~wald
Stadium also appeared to cool
marks, as the LC track ~quad took
therr enitial Northwe~t Conference
meet 8667 over PlU.
Flghteng the element !>, two en
divldual~ . floyd Grant and Ken
Woodard led Pioneer runne~ that
took all but two evena on the
track
The field events were a different
story With an excepuon en the
javelin, where lC '>wept, the lutes
were dominating, a~ lC tool< only
21 of 63 potnts
The advantage did the
Tacomans no avail, the day
belonged to the runners from
Portland. Flo)d Grant had a big 16''• pornl day a~ he took the 100,
220 anchored the 440 relay and
won the pole vault (1+0) in meet
record height
Ken Woodard, not to be out
done. set shattering meet records
1n the Steeplechase (9· 30.2) and
the three mile (14. 44.1). Ken
tnmmed 26 and 28 seconds
respectively ofx the two marks.
In e)(plaining some of the lesser
marks, Coach Eldon F1x com
mented "Some people just didn't
compete hard enough." He also
added that the coldness was only a
slight factor
With the 108-30 win over Whit
man Ia~ Saturday, the squad is
setung rts sights on Willamette this
Saturday, 1 p m. at Griswold Rowdy rugby fans
out-perform players
Ken Coe
Britain C orrespond;mt
Tht.' lir)t ol the eventual 70,000
pl•oplt• to '\Ct.' the International
ru~b) m.ltch between England
.lnd Scotl.md ~tarted streaming
towurd Murrayficld m Edinburgh
at midmorntng, J lull four and a
h1.1ll hour) bt.>fore the 2 30 lo..1ckoff.
T P. and toasts
4\\ we waited for the start in the
~tc1nch we h~ten~.:d to vorce~ in
1h1ck brogul'~ telling fnglishmen
JOke' (fnglishmen are \O cheap,
thl'y h.1ng their toll('t paper out to
c.Jrv), 1 chear'>tng the Scotli~h
NJtione1l \nthem .tnd toasting
c.Jch other to England'~ eventual
tlcme~e.
Thi~ d1dn't :.lito well with Nevil,
York.,hire bom and bred, but he
manfully kept his !>lienee.
1 nc game commenced and to
the crowd's delight. Scotland
scored almo~t imtantly on a penal
ty keck, to lead 3-0.
One of the men behend us asked
su\p1CIOU~I) 1f Nevil was English.
"Engli!>h ba~tard " he muttered
Nevil temed and I tned to look
fervently Scott1sh
"Eas)'", the man s cocktail glass
sw1prng friend said to him. "We're
beating them anyway. Besrdes he
is b1~ger than both of u~."
On the field, a Scot battered his dJ!Ihed a dr .smauc 40 yards to put
the vi,itor., into .1 11 9 lc.1d Ag.110
the <.onverseon w,J\ mr .. ,ed to lhe
choru!l of ':lcoltl\h boo~.
The crowd Wd'> chantlnt( Scot·
land Scot land and imploreng the
team to "pl.ty for time. ·• But thi\
~tr.Hegy b.1ckf1rt•d ,..., England
lofted .1 drop l..rd; through the
goal po~t-. to rct.lkl•the adv.tntage.
It wa) one of thmc lime\ when
Ne\ 1l wa\ m.1king hi" JOY e-v1den1
and I Wil\ agJin t1 yinK to I no~
Sc.otlt~h. feelmg that in c-ase of "
not ~.lfety IJy 10 number~
Th~ second'> ticked aw<~y and 11
bec.1me mcre.t~mgly appurcnt thdl
lngldnd would wtn
Then, .1., ttmt? r.rn out. the
English comm1tted .1 penalty The
5cotllr,h krc ker lrned up for the
kick and the Ctowd went ~crewy.
Chewing coat
A b.1ldrng man, two row<, down,
war, chewing on hir, neighbor\
coat. D~reCtly an I ront of us, ct guy
wJs jumpmg up and down on the
empty cardboard box ~cream mg .
'He's got at make 1t " The blonde
had J t1ght grip on Nevil's arm
The kick wa., true the wh1slle
sounded. and the people went
ape.
The yellow flag'> blossomed
everywhe re. The man two rows
down was hugging and berng
hugged by his slobbery coated
fnend
lit doesn't belong'
Regimente sports way over the lene and the
scoreboard showed Scotland on
top 9-0.
An English player went down,
holdmg h1~ knee and grtmadng 10
pam. The man on my right
proclarmed, "One down and 50
mrllion of the bloody fuckers to
go." I ducked to avoid an airborn
beer can and nearly r,tepped on
the man who had been standing
on my rtght, Jnd was now laying
on the cement amed the wheske)
bottles, c1garette butts, and the
trampled beercans scream1n,.
"Scotland won, Scotland wonl '
Not1cmg me lookeng down ar h1m
he remarked · "Sorry, you're 1ust
not as natronallstic a~ l am " Sports, like marnage, as an In
stitution presently frayed wrth
controve~ies and criticisms.
Many of the imperfections of
athletics were exposed and possi
ble remedl~ discussed durtng the
two-day Muhnomah County
Portland Spons Conference held
last wee~end in Pamplin.
ports personalities like Don
Schollander , Althea Gibson, Tom
Meschery , and Olga Connolly ex
pres~ therr v1ews to a disappom
trnglr small audience of Ponland
citizens, LC coache, and
students.
Scholtander
Don Schollander focused main
ly on the sad state of Olymp1c
competition. Although the Olym
pics allegedly allevtate social
press.ure, encourage moral
behavior, ;md promote inter
national peacP., Schollander
declared, ·• ... very little of that is
true."
The major faults of the Olym
pics, che former gold medalist
said, are 11s under-handed politics
and commercialism.
Schollander sugge~ted the for
mation of aU.~. Sporli Federation
wh1ch would salvage )pOrt~ from
the corrupt1on ot b1g·t1m~
promoter• by or6ctmztng spons
dubs at the local le11els whech
would be ava1lable to both young
• and old. He said 1he U S.S.F could
!>ponser athletics-related medical
r~earch and could hold mter
nauonal ~pom fesuvals which
would be free from elaborate
ceremon1 ~ and which would
emphHize ind1vtdual
achievements rather than national
one-upnes~ .
Meschery
Tom Mechery, former NBA
player, believes that )ports have
become too mllitar i<>tic. He ex
plained that when he was young,
" ... athletics weren't organized .
There was no coach telling me
what to do, wht!n to get there, to
run laps. I practiced because I
loved it and enjoyed tt."
"We \houldn 't be surpmed at
the acttons of our tdols in the NBA
-the self1shn~!>, the emphasl\ on
THE
(300K
CELLA
287 "A" Av•. Lake Ot~o .
M·S•l 10 30 • m • 6 p m personal statistiCS, and the11 deep
concern about only thetr perfor
mance," Merschery stated. "It
come~ from the regrmented
system and organized )pom It
doesn't belong."
•
Gibson
Althea Gib~on, profess1onal
golfer, spoke c~t length about the
tnequities of women in spom
'The argument s that athleuo for
women are bad for health are ~elf
sef'\leng nomeme in the best 10-
terest of the male. Women en
athletics are a threat to mc~le prrde
and power"
"We use PE to teach not values
but attitud~ ." ~aed Bob Gibson
"By keeping g1rls out of sports,
we've kept women from this
educational experience ." Uttle bastard
Seconds later the Scotch
fullback bounced h1s way to a
<>tore to edge them bacl--into the
lead. A little bastard of about 10,
w11h a monstrou~ a~rhorn, left me
deaf for the re .. t of the game.
A deadly s1lent crowd saw
Scotland dull the conversion kick,
leavmg them holdtng on to a
perilou<>e two-pomt advantage
Nevil had conned a can of beer
from 1he blonde bes1de hrm and
offered me a ">wig It was pumd
The second hall started queetly I
Wd\ beginning to feel the long
cold stand and wa .. geurng tered of
dodgmg the foam sor ayed from
)hook up beer cans.
Twenty minutes into the ~econd
hcllf. a long legged Englander
broke clway from the ~crum and
Portland's Original
CAAO-AMICO
PIZZERIA Btm Pizza
In IOWfl
Great Italian
tood
op,.n rill 1 JO m·rh
1 ilm In, 1:Jo ur
3606 SW BAR BUR BlVD
to, 11\Jin S mmu1o lrom nmpu' 22J-6SgS I looked back at Nevil just in
ume to notice the bolnde giving
him a large wet krs~ . !.mack on the
mouth "Damn Engli~h m.Jrtyn
have all the luck," I grumbled and
wondered if I could find my wa~
home by mY\elf
To us,
is avery
personal
thing.
Burlingame Branch
7300 S.W. Terwilliger Htvd
Portland . Oregon 97219
• Bank
• lfs
Arc: yo
gruduatiol
'ophomor
freshman 1
any or aJI
has )Omet
I h1~ ter
\\. orkshor.
rc:ople wh
help you 1
A ont:-d
worhhop
combinati
to open up
toward acl
\\hich ~~ u~
uti.; e.
A life
April 26-ll
thun the: o
and future
of commo
memory ol
tugether t~
they arc: n
acuon proj
cosh appr<
Cor ofl can
I he.-.e prJ
"hu ve 1 he rt
emphasu.<
pur~utts , ar
The regJ1
deadhne fo1
name and c
Jcnd rnter~
about the
'He
Attention
and water!
The U.S
mmrmum w
\liO, and J,
full lime '>lUI
current mad.
I unce P
Malhn~on (
l;m.
Popoff hl
um\'er~i ties.
\\'e~tem
California.
lommlllee
While no
" II h In 2 ,.,.,u
ft\:C:lVC the
OUt by July
fhe po'ist
the '""',.,n .. l
r-stamutes
30 thOUNUOd
to 'IUbMant
Anolher
ho u 1'\ every
form ol
When q
Pupoll r.....l
hour, fuJ,.,.,
t'hgrble lor
toSI.9bin I
student:. C'.tn
these st udt~n ;
turn ofl-cmm:
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not at the p
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ling,
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ot the Does LC make the grade or do grad~ make LC? • ,,......
hm Kershner
~l.tfl writer
Is there any truth 10 the rumor that LC is an inst1tutton ol htgher
learning/
This th" ~ tnd ol qucst1on 10 wh1ch Illustrates LC's continuing tdcnttty
crisis. M.mafc~ta!lons of C.tn-t\-Smaii-College-From-Portland-Mak(I
Gootl·ln-f hc·Btg-\-\'orld Syndrome .
A.;slstant Dean ot r ,Jculty Irene He< ht (pels th.tt the Syndromt• IS a
vestige of the ~c.hool's growmg pams1 rcmatnmg trom the old Albany
College day!~ . "Th1s was. a p1ddly lillie place 20 years ago" t;,11d Dr. Hecht.
'lt11• s<.:hool has Jtrown n•markablv smce then, but I'm st1ll <~male<!
at the obwss•on that we have w11h downgr.tding ou~dvc~ ."
''l he ob~l!Sston ~ro\\ s out of widespread mythology; am\ tholog)•that
lC IS ol mcd1ocrt• .tcadem1c quJiny. This •ded is nl!llher construCIIV" or .. accurat •.
Pre,tdent John R. How•ud rccogn1zes that LC 1s concetved bysome to
be iln dCadcrntc.tlly ''e,Js~" chool. "We are aware, lrom circum~t.tntidl
ev1denn•, thiJ1th1s i~ sornething to be looked at. We have had i1 coup It? ot
studrnt!> transfer from I.C, Cltmg a lack ol challenge a<. the rea.,on tor
thetr dcctsion.''
Grading ~ecm~ to be <~l the root of the problem. Student' who hav<•
worked hard for a .3 75 GP \ rt·'>cnt finding th<lt they are not even in rhe
top ten pet cent of their class Su(.h re .. entment ha_s g1ven rise 10 such
con(.ep11o nc. il' the lollowrng list of Gross Generalization~
1. Anyone who brt>.Jtht•!> .md can tie their own-shoe., wtll ge1.1 C in Jny
ciJ\S.
2.. The aver.tge student who <mend., class sometime., and doc.; .1n
ustgnmen t or two occa\tOndlly gets a B
3. One who doe'> mo'>t of hh a~signmen t and attencb cia~ frequently
will get CJ. A.
Compounding the problem or htgh CPA's and a top-heavy grade
curve is the Credtt No Record option. -'v1an} students will take any class
Cred1tJNo Record that they don't feel they can get a B" tn. This ne~.Jte.,
"'sub'>tantl.tl portion ot potenual ( s D sand F'c; whtch v.ould pull the
grade curvt! down. In addition, Withdrawal~ atlC are permiued until the
8th week of ci.J~'>C'>, 2 v. eeks be lore the term ends. Consequently, many
potenual D\ and F's c;how up JS W\; having no eflect on grade curve ...
14Becduse of this.'' say., Dr Hecht, "grade ~tatistics are no measure of
aaual .tcademtt ~tandards. GPA's cUe too easily manipulatt!d.''
Pre'iadent How.Hd doe\ not I eel that a htgh grade aver Jge '"
nele~sarily b.Jd. "A great teacher will normally produce an A '>tudent."
"Studw'i have ~hov. n," <oatd Howdrd, "that student$ with d h1gh ~chool
GPA ol J.OO lor ~x.1mple, will work up to tharlevel . whether they go to a
"Yery dem.mding college or dn Ehi'>Y one. They have <ohown them~eh e ..
that tht·y c,m do B work, .1nd th.1t it '" dn a(.ceptable le' el So 1n colll'gc
rhcy will do whut ~~ rcqurrcd to match, or go beyond that level \m<e the
ilver .1ge h tgh -.lhool GP •\ of LC'"' f r e)hmen ts J 3 J high GP J\ dt LC c.hould
not bt \O sur p1 istng ·
"I thtnk th.Jt c.ompmtt1on hl•re h pretty damn tough And when we
rei:ruu tor l,tculty, we re<.:rull lor people who are demandtng. ".
President Howar<.l iJI~o feel' th.1t LC'~ admissions procec.o; weeks out
those people who won't be ablt:! to perform effe<:ti\el~. ''Anyont:! who's
•dmrtted IS lclpdblc of doing the work,"
As Helmuth Bci..O\\IC'>, Deun or Adm1ssiom, say\, "It's no compltment
to ... >elc<: ttv~ admls>ions (OIIege to flunk people out."
Bd;o\\lcS lind .. LC's acJdcmtc reputation lo be quite good. Tl1e
Comp.rriltrvc GuicJc ro AmefiCJn College~ li'>l'> LC's ''acJdcmk
pressures" to be ''moderatelY inteme." ..
Although tht•rc .a1 c undoubtedly \Ome t~achers atlC '' ho p.Jrt >I out
A's bv the bushel Jnd l(lve B' to the under-achiever, this i" not a prJl'tict•
that CCJn tit' Jppl~t•ci to the lantlry 111 J(CnerJI. It 1:. the C'lllCDIIon rather
than the ruh•, Under De ;,an ot r, cull) John Brown the empha.,,s ht~s
$htftcd towdrds d mo•c (h.tlll!ngtng, demanding IJcuhv.
It "cem~ th.tt lhCtl' i\ little C'vldcnu~ ot .1 rec~l lacl-ol JCJd(•mic
thallcng\: I rom LC~ f.tlUhy Th!! ~tudent who wanh <J <.h<JIIen~c. and i'
l'ollltng to \<\ orlo. for 11 ~..tn ftnd 11 l.urlv eihily It. on the other hand, the
uudcnl j, looktng for ..tn C?a'y ndl? Jnd ..t good grade. he (..tn fmd th<ll
•lso. Nearly every Jt•p.Jitmcnt h.u .tt It• <1st one pu'>hovN. there's u bo.:o
on cvwv bu ... you might '>.lY
\o If thcrl.' 1' <1 re.1l .llld pr~ .. cnt thrNt to acddt:!mK !>I.:Jndard'> at L<... Ill\
not bccdUW ol gencr .tlly low faculty quultty It I!> becau-se a high number
ot ">tudcnh .ue ch<mtng r hen lOUrw through LC 10 m.lke sur~..• the\ don't
run 1111o Jny unpl~•''·"lllttth" .. n.Jg'> '>nag' like (r.Jmpton Or Cooper Or
He~..ht \nJ It rhl're arc an)' doubh. tal-:e 11 Credit No R!!cord ·\nd
graduatt: '"'" ... 1,5 CPA. It look' t?\.ICtly the ~a me .• , il ~ ou had don~:
iOme wort.;, No o1w will t•ver know ttw difference .
1 . . I I b . . ol • UCl'P mtt•r na ll 5 oiC::Jdf'nll< rt.!pUI,JIIUil Ultl < l' J \ lt:llffi '
lchtzophrcnril. tor !I>Omt•, tho~~ with no qu<tlms about '~asungthc~r ttnw
Ot thtm rnont•y, 1t1....tn be tht• Mtt key Mou .. c .)choul For Mt>nli.tl Mrdgcts.
for other thuw who ">cck tlmul,Jtion and a chalk•nge, II ~an b • one ol
tht• tough:·~t, rno)t dt•mi!ndtng :.chools on the Wt.>SI Co,t~t.
Unfortunatcl\, tht· d1plonl.l th.tt i" JW<trdvd ,,t the end rnak :s no
d1~t1n1 liOn lJl'IWl!t!ll the 1\\ U Rit<J Bi.llard
Sta(f writer
"I overh••ard .J guy who sa1d he
had tro~nsferred 10 lcwts .u1d Clark
to boost his G.P .A."
"A Natural Sc1cncc major hds to
f1ght lor her l11c to get «tn A "
Dtvcrsity o( opm1on, confus1on
or whatl As ts inung. LC students
h.Jve vartcd ld "as on the sam~
subject.
Studt.>nt\ role
Sever. a I st urlPnts pl.tced an
Nl1ph.1sis 011 the role the student
h•msclf f)lays tn dcu~rmining thl'
dtilllenge and success 01 tailurc
one fmds at l·•was and Clark,
0
Wayne H1mon ·''It all depends
on the tdividual. How dcmandrng
the school IS depend-. on what the
>tudent wants to put tnto 11. I feel
LC ~~ as tough .:Js O:,L ''
Alad.! Joiner -4.11 the gradt!5 I
ha\ic l'"e v.orked tor. Some come
out d1ffcrentlv than I e"'p~c.t, but I
worllor them. Ho\\ could you get
.tn A without working?" lewis o~nd Clt~rk Coll~ge
Vo. Jl, No. 19
.April ll, 19N
Carol Hubler -"I thmk h
could be more challengtng I( rhey
upgraded the qualtty of students
atlC Th y could make the admts
SIOn rcquucments tougher The
«Juallty of th • school comes down
ro the level ol 1hc student "
•·v~ry ~~lcclhe"
Arc LC's admtsslol'l re
C(Utrcrncnts too laxl file Com
pc~rull\ e Cwd,• to Amcr~can
Colleges finds l C has ,, "vet)'
sci•·L,,ve'" process. Most srudent\
recogntzc the need to keep these
standJrds hagh.
Other stud•!nt~o feh ~cventy ln
gr.tdtng cJepcnucd pnmanly upon
wtuch department one dealt Wtth.
Bob Schatz. J Communtcauons
maJor -11The CommunicatiOns
cfepartmcnu appc•m to be too
easy, but it has to b" stnoc the
nature of the subJect rs so broad
and open-ended. Cruena by
vh1ch you iHC graded ts open
<!nded. Fe'' thmgs m Com·
munrcattons are empmcal. The
nature or the sub teet lea~ e.s a lot or
room tor B S.1ng '
Ky Hopewell -"Gradmg varies
from deoanment to department
Some o.~rc notonous pusho" crs.
' some aren t,
Cynthli.l Tov.lc, P.)ycholog) ma
jor -"I hdvt?n't round the Psych
depJrtment too <hallengmg. It's . " easy to gPt s.
Bob H.1rkson -"It goes by
dcp.tnment. ,\sa Busmcis maJor I
would say that the Bustness
department at LC is as tough as an)
on the west coa~t."
CPA m.1nipulation
A lew students gave instghtlul
comments ~~ to the 'liilrtous "-J -s
and means oi m<untaantng a high
G.P . without reall~ rrvmg.
Ky Hopewdl -"There ts
defmuel) C.P.A. n.an1pulJtion go
mg on. One way is to drop cou~es
one r~cts are too diliicult." ..
c, nth a a Towle -"leWIS and
Cla;k can be m01de e<~sy b) takmg
only Ns~ course5 Some people
can get through tour y •Jrs here
w1th easy COUfSCS Brov. n-nOStng is
.tl o challengmg, '" il w.sy •·
lngeneral,srudcnrs intcrvi"'v.cd
scem•!d sat1sfied w1th the
t~cademic standards and rhe
amount ot work requar."!d for rhe
grad~ re<:en ed at LC.
"'0\ier-all LC is a hard school. I
know people who have
rransrcmt!d from lC to &he U or 0
or SOC and ha~e gone from 2.00 10
.a 4.00 ...
or cou~e. ther<> are always a
lc\\ exceptions_,
"I am pretty surprised at ho""
ea)y lC 15 "' aetteri)
Exploited students
To the Student Bod) of Lewis and
Cl•rl. College.
The "pnng elcctaons " all be held
on f nda\ Apnl :26th, the sign-ups
for the!oe l'lections \\ill run from
Mondo1y, Apnl 8th to Frida\ Apnl
19th. C•mp.lagnms 'Y'ill take place
the wee!.: belore election!>. All
candadates "i\hmg to run tor an)'
ofllce ~hould s1gn up at the lnfor
mataon D~k and notit the
Pioneer log (locate-d an lower
Temph!lon between KlC and the
recreational room). All e ecuthe,
as v. ell a~ many ludioar)' and
Sen<1t~ po)ttion~ are ;l\ aalable.
,,,., pt>r~onal intennon is not to
run "for an\ ol these office' tor
lie\eral rea\t>n . I fe~l that I am no
longer in touch \\ith the general
')tudent populatton, and that to
conunue the u end of 'ice
prc~tdenual )ucce~'>ion to the
pre tdcnq j, threatentng to the
~1bltl1t ·of a \I able go .. ernment
wh1ch as aware of and r~pomh e
to the "ants and nee<h of tho!>e
"hach at represent!. upon instead ol amplemente-d,
there are departmental changes
where valuable professor~ are be
ing "~et tree'' for rca<.om that are
seeming!, more bureaucratiC and
personal th;tn educational -the
re .. i~" commauee which make'>
thc\t! recommendatiom meet' an
dosed .ses\ion without notice to
the students who stdnd to lost the
mo~t. A S2.5 tee •~ mandatory
whether or not a studc:-nt plans to
attend the ceremon) ....
The ;accomplbhments "hich the
.student go' ernment docs make
are small. The budget ol over
S38))00 p:l)":. for cntertilinment
and supplemen t' interc~t groups,
and the Senate ·~ currentl) tn the
role of stmply givang the.>e I und'
aWol) on th~· fir~t ~.ome, lar\t serve
bas"· The re.JI thing~ take people
and umc.
I "ould ltJ..c to ask that anyone
"ho is \\ illing to run for an olficc
aatlculate the goals that he or he
ha~ m mind, am one ta~ing the
ume to cast a ~ote think a laule
about what needs to be don · I
would also lake to 1hank the peo
ple who ha' e I ned and helped this
past )ear
Sancerely.
Charles E. Johnson
A. S. L C. Vice Pre)ident
Commen~ -cntac•sms? The Log
welcomes~~ reutions.letteD to
the editor should be concise.
prefer~ly typed, ~d submitted
to PO Bo• 21. The editor r~rves
the right to edit for lenJI!:h. Pioneer los
Subde blatancv
To the Editor:
(.ant the log doanythingrightl
Some people can tell a toke anc'
,orne people can't.
ome people l..no\\ ho'Y' to bt.
runny wathout being unkmd Jnd
,om<> don't Is the log gc.>tttng
even wtth Mike McCrory .tnd
l on't Evan\ for writing crhtc:JI
letter' in or dad someone get
C'clrried away? Is there a mu~ac
~tudent !>Omewhere on the ~tc1ff
who got a bad Rradt. from Edath
loi.ilbuck Jnd warted till \pral Fool\
D,ly to get back at hcrl \r\ ho\ the
Apnllooll
~ome people are !>Ubtle and
some aren't. Changing names tnto
funny words that sound like them
"a-. e~peciall}· lunn ~ lor me when I
was ~·x year<; old. and occasionally
funnv now; but not four hundred
time!> over. The wor~t crime a
,atirist can commu i~ to try too
hard to be Iunny.
Wh) don't you gh e your<.elve~ a
breakl There has been alot of
good wfllmg and tdeas in the log
this ~ear Mavbe a few people
were begmning to take u ~erious
ly. To paraphrase Jim Ker:.hner
(who ha~ done wme partacularly
fine work. I think) it almo<ot made
you feel proud of the log staff.
Even the Pioneer leg was prell)'
funn\ c1t 1mes. but all the fun
ntni!!IS \\ cl!> lc.>!lt tn a blizzard ol
unfunnme.ss: somebod) didn't
know what to leave out and when
to ~y enou~h:
omcbod) (bodaes) ought to be
)itung in the corner with thear
poanted caps on OJ..ay, enough.
Jam~ Dunun
PS: I suppo~e I m an lor Jokes
J.bout m)' he•ght and my sell life
and my name II tht. lo~ meant to
discourage people wnung op
posang views an to the editor by
\howing them the kind of per
sonalvendet ta at as capable of it has
done a damned wonderful job of
II. April 11, 1974
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Lettuce reason
Saga hinders farm workers
Dear Edator
We would lake to dascu~~ the
\ignafatance of the head olaceberg
lettutc )tudents eat at SAGA and a
dt~tus~aon we had with Jack Baker
.tbout tht<..
Currently in California the Un
ttl'd Farm Workers Union as strik
mg head lettuce faelds under
Teamster contract. Th~e con
tracts are the result of Teamster
grower agreement ; the workers
were not comuhed before the
contr.scts were ~igncd. Since then
the worl..:ers have been denied the
right to p.srticipatc in Teamster
mcettngs, and UFWU striken have
been attacke-d by Teamster
guards. So the mike centers on
the worker'... raght to the union or
their choace
Th<: L fWL has started a
nationwide boycott of head let
tuce The boycott ts crucaal ·\ group of us dascussed the
Reed Actaon with SACA manager
Jack Bakc>r Apral 4 While SAGA
ha~ had a precedent 1n recent
year of favorang UfWL lettuce,
this has not been po<,\ablc in re
cent months b1'c:"olU.,t S,\{iA ha~
stud to the he.Jd vc~ne ty. (The
UF\'\ U currently repre!)enh about
10% of the •ceberg crop, most of
\\ hich goe.' to the la~t.) Yet o\.1r.
Baker feel~ he needs more show of
<.tudent support before changang
to non-Teams ter lett ucc.
So we are askang <.tudents,
teacher~, and !>taH to consider the
s1gnahcance of thcu nect lettuce
salad. Do you wi!>h to support the
Teamsters at the expense of the
tarmworkers' right 10 their own
union l Please consader askang for
a change in SAC..A's poltcy.
Sancerely,
~------------------------------- ... ---------.. bec:au'>e strike funds are low, the
STUDENT 0 grower!> are branging an alien and In .Jn m ututaon such a~ Lewis
and Clark \\ hach •s under such
strong admamstrata'> e control from
the top. •t 15 necessar)' that larg~
number") of mda\idual' be wilhng
to devote t1me and effort to a
relevant end. It as m)' leelangs that
the students are seen as b) and
large a transaent population which
1S being exploited as a resource m
many ways 1 hrough tol:en
appea~al~ . There are many ex
ample-s ol thas: The .1lcohol poltC)
""hich WdS appro10ed after year'> ot
ellort from ~tudtmts ·~ bem~ sat Dames )unlc-can Margac Hay Nancy Hedrick
Roberta Halverson
Mary Grubgeld TNesa Chave.z ohen illegal workers en masse
Gul Itt.'~ and farm labor is not ancluded -. under the National Labor
~~~------------~~------------~~-~ Relations Act (whach means the Should SAGA boycott head
lettuce? let the log know how
you feel. Send your vote, yes"'
Mark Nelson
Staff writer
"He) Pall, it's already the second week ol the
term, and v.e ha"en't even quenched our thirst
p.lngs yet. What's wrong wnh usl We must be
slipping or something. Come on, you cynical sot,
the books are becoming redundant Departments
ol Redundan q Departments, and I'm ready tor a
change of pace," Cha05 eagerh· asserts.
"Uhhh," Pax slowly awakens from hi!> stud)·
re-.·erie. ''Well, it's Thursday and I've got a load this
h •• term t at ...
"Come on Pax, we can watch the red-crossed
suspender frea~ down at the Habat all trying to
break thear personal records. It's Thursday and
they'll be having their ''Thankgoodness for Friday
Parcy" at madnight. The men rurn into bestial
uoglodyces while the women metamorphose into
lyanthro~ . I hear Kathy Armstrong -the
women's champion- will be down there ton1ght "
"Oh golly gee what fun," Pax mimicking Jack
Benny, slowl)' and C)·nically sneers back "Sounds
like post-graduation -frat-insanity, I really got to
see this to belie~e it,. •. anyway, the books aren't
subsidizing m~ humor much anymore.' '
They dri"e through the "American Graffiui"
Kenes of downtov. n Portland. A Thursday night,
and teenage trollops with their tony tanooed -to
be dr~gster kings, are quite unconsciously adding
to the n<luon's economic problems in thear own
not really so tritish ways
A car loo1d of some fragile younglovelaes unsubt
ly yell out, "Hey. ya guys got some pot. wanna toke
wath usl", •. then they all, in perfect unison, pop
pink slurpy bubbles with thear juicy Double Bubble
gum. Pax. quite undisturbed, t4kes advantage of
the red sagnal light and enunciates with emphasis.
1n a typacal Eddie Haskell fashion, "Well, no
thankyou ... in a recent anacle by the A.M.A. I read
that rruarijuana has no redeemmg social value, and
besides that, at tends to inhibat one a~ well."
")o1yzzuu," all the young lrag1le lovelies return
wath Double Bubble intonation •
ChaO\ finally arri\fes at the H<ibit. 3rd and SW
Burm.1de. ltke a good bonle of Rothschild saliently
stacking out amongst a ~a of rot-gut , the respec
t~ble Hab•t 1s situated in one of Portland's len
anstoetatic sections of the city. They enter the big
wooden "H'' into the 20th century cave-den.
Atomistac commofaon bombard~ them from all
sa des. Evef)where he~ umque caverns "ith distinctive
lieU-contained atmospheres Like all road to Rome
all the caverns here angentously and gratefully lead
back to the bar
Then one passes parallel to the bar past the
various !.Oups -all you can drink or eat for S1 25
There's a menu for anyone" ho wants to eat there
too. Past the gastric nec~ities into a Rem
brantesquely -dark cavern where one eats.
Everywhere one's eye •s caught by photographs
\1\'WI ~c~nes , Hitler, Groucho Marx a bare-ass or
two, effluvient streams. Nobel pnze wmners, ect
The largest cavern contaans a huge movae screen
where only sports events are watched , four pool
tables proudly displayed at $1300 a piece, more
photogrc1phs
It's madnight and the inhaation rates for the "lnn
Habatant Club " began.
''Ju'>t what as thas club? Pax asks of Chaos
"Well, every oty has its basketball teamJootball
team, baseball team, ect. the Habn says every bar
should have its drinkang team. Durang the
"Thankgoodness for Friday Party" one can become
a member You have to drink two shots of tequala
or les~ within 30 seconds to quahfy. After this brutal
ordeal one pays S 10 99 for the privilege However,
wtth membe~hip , patchers are 75¢ rather than
the usual $1.25 and one gets a plaque w1th his name
on tt and ;a paar of red suspenders that have wrauen
on them: "Be. Kind to Animals Kiss a Beaver,"
Chacx regurguates .
"Oh, yeahh. I see it, but I don't believe it. Het
who's that? " Pax <t~ks.
· That's Kathy Armstrong, the women's record
holder. She can down two shots of tequila an five
~.-cond~- what a ~he-woman. Oh my God. there's
Curt Saluava, the over .til record holder. Oh no, he's
going for a new all-time record." Chaos studiously
ob,erves.
Curt, surrounded by fellow members and non
members, flexes his throat muscles, does a few
Jumpang jacks, and seriously concenuates on his
new challenge Two 16 ounce mugs of beer and
two tall sots of"tequila are brought out fhere's a
breathlt..'\s silence everywhere in the cavernous
bar. Even Hemmingwc1y seems to have come altve
as he longingly looks on from the disco-room . Curt
yells, .. start the timer". Ten seconds later, history
ha) been made t and general atmosuctac pan
demonium bredks out from everywhere Chaos and
Pax, not quue in shape for such competation, deetdP.
another Thursday might be bener for an inltlauon
of this sort. workers have oo guaranteed rtght
to ha' e electtons) The boycott's
failure could mean the end of true
unionazing efforts to change ex
ploitive field labor conditions .
(Related editorial. N \' nmes, S
18, 1974 2 42)
Reed College's food servace
\topped using head lettuce about
a year Jgo They mainly use
romaine. though also at ttmes bib,
e'>quarol, and spinach. Such
varieties are outsrde the dispute,
since no '>agnifacant unaonazation
hd'> occurred involving them
Romaane keeps its crispness as
well as iceberg. Iceberg tends to
be less nutrauonal since it is shot
up with water Reed's food 'iervice
manager say!> that costs have
~tayed about the same, and there
have been no complaints
sta
tdnor m Chief • • .. • • • •• .. ~ ~ ~ ...
M~n;,smg Ed•lor •• • • • • 5¢ noncoffee
Dear Stella.
Ju!.t a little note to tell you ho\\
much we dll appreciate vour new
additton to the Trail Room menu:
"The nickel cup of hoi warer". It's
great. keep up the good work,
sooner or later you'll get a dime
lor it
Representing our constituents,
Senators
•
• Rick L Buckshnas
and
Tam J Flato
Bulln~:l\ M.1n•srr • • • • • • • • • • • • ••••••••••• • •• • Jod) Ruu
kelly Htto
•• Rick Qu111n
• • Bob Rowe Producaion £d1 " • IJ e • • • e • • e e • • • • • e • • • • • • • I • I I I I IJ I IJ I I e I
CompcHnaon bfitor . . . . . . . . . 6. • ••••• , ......... , • , , • • • •• l•nda C.olburn
Hrld Phocogr~phttt . . . • . . . • . . • • . • . • . . • • • • ... , . . • , . • . . • Ph11 ~nr
Sport' Editor ..... ---·······--·-·· ....... -............ ·-·.. NanC') Wthl
Wriu~r ... ,_,_ ---· Tom Andei'\On , Rlt.a 81ll.ud, Rlch;ard Coo~•
Robin C.ulde. Lrt· Gulj~hr Jim Kershner Ann Kirkwood , Ol;an l•mb. Ron Murf'y,
M.,k N~hon. B•t Van Horne.
Bu,lneu s.,u -··-··- .. . ................ . Mark AnJir
Produc;tlon ...... ·-·-- Robert• Ale•.lnder V;al Ct.awford. Mlchclr McG1egor
C..ayh· Matcu•. C•ndy Stc<·n
Phe>IOI(rtphc:A " ........ -•• --.... " .... John B•llu~ Ann IM!nton, Scou BuJkh.,t,
Jt·ll Br~dlord , Chnc K•hur, Cret Mlrtod<e , Nolan Shtsh1do. Mlch"•l Wons
Composlllon ............ " ..... -..... . ·-- Carol Mo~a~umo~r• • 1\lan Wuhttr
Artht\ -·--........ ,._..._ .. _ ·-·-_ ..... ·-·-···-··... D•v~ Rock, Ron MAll\
Oc loc:.J.. ······-. ··-·-··-·--··- ···~ ... ·-·-· .. ··--····· .. ·-·····-··-·..... OouaLe•'l
Al~n Pr•ltn,.on _ ......... --·-·- , ····-··----·---.... Edd Whrunott April 1
As
It on
Winter
dPH~rv~
course,
Cdper
CfCclfiVE
It all
Howarc
the ca
notable
gone 5(
dormitCJ
fmely fL
Oh y
murmut
"This
mitory.
Certal
nodded
'And
,1mply ft.
lounge~
Furms.
the hel
wondert
The p
that ther
lounge. ·
where 11
room:, Jl
srmnea
al Prelld
blu~h. H1
Pre.sldt
minor tal
to the 1
formed
d.tmn ~
lounge
Dean H
would b1
reque:.t ..
SoDea1
relUrn t1
lounge. l
studenb t
they had.
bare. Ap1
of tile lur~
t~cl. Vanisl
of off-ca
houses, n
Dean
Howard t
new d1le1
about th1
Replace ;
'Who sf,
Frc
Ru
wit
A lead
scheduled
Clarl.. nd
address
Relations '
r:urrently ~
So\aet ErlJ
0 (. ha~
the Soviet
ht~ Ameri
dtplomati
Emba!>!ty i
ministry
Moscow.
k.uLnet<.c:
Sibc:ric1 an
father In
boarding
<tuldren o
v • .mced ~tu
relations
Alr1can p
Smce Ju
ha) been
States c~nd
cernc-d • ..,, ..
domestic
marnclf un
son
1\uz.nct~o
l 15 pnt on
be tn the
there will "
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rr.
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w. April tl, 1974
As we see it
ltm Kershner
Staff Writer
It only hdppened at the end of
Wmt('r Term, but 1t .1lready
cJc.,erve~ to be legend It I\ of
cour>t', the Great Pre.udent1al Rug
Cap~r . One of the purest acts of
crC'Jtive senius ever seen at LC
It all !>tarred when PreJ.tdent
Howard wa' conductmg d tour of
tht• CJmpus lor sever.JJ rich
noti~blc~ The sptel must have
!(One 'omechmg l1l<e thts: "Our
dorm 1tonc~ are, of courle, very
tmely furnished .
Oh ye~. very nke, re<JI fine,
murmured the notables.
"Thi\ is a typical beauttlul dCN
mttory. hn't it pleas<mtt"
Certamly i), real cute, hot damn,
nodded the notC~bles.
''And here. we h.1ve one of our
Jmply furnished. fmely decorat«!d
lounge>"
Furnt\hedl Decoratedt What
the ht.dl Is he tall<mg about.
wondered the notable.l
No furniture
The problem wa), ol coune,
that there wa> no furn1ture in the
lo11ngc. Thca furniture WJ~ all fight
whcue 1t belonged, m ~t udent ·~
room> .md houses The notable.,
gr~nned at the naked lounge and
Jt Pn•>tdent Howard '~ brtght-red
blu\h He Wd\ very em bar JHed,
Pre>lclent Howard t hre-v. d
mtnor tanrrum when he got b.1ck
to thf! manor. He politely in
formed Dean Hawley that h~
damn well betrer .)ee that the
lounge furniture be returned.
Dean Hawley dec1dcd that 11
I\IOuld be best to carry out th1~
reque~t. Since he value\ hi~ job.
Still bare
So Dean HJwleymade Pvervone
return th('ir furniture to the
lounge. Unfortunately, when the
student> returned all the furntrure.
tlley had, the lounge) ltilllooked
bare. Apparently a good portion
ot the furnirure had 5imply vani~h
L'<i. v.whhed right mto a number
01 olf-campw. apartments and
hou5es. never to be seen agam
DPan Hawley and Pre.Hdent
Howard were presented wtt/1 a
new dilema. "What do we do
about the miSSiong furntrure r
Replace 1t, the) w1sely dectded
"Who shall pay for it/ · The
From
Russia
wit ave
A leading SoVJet diplomat ss
\Cheduled to arrive at lewt.; and
Clark nel(t week to delsver an
c1ddres~ on "Sovset-Amerstan
Relauons." Vadlm Kuznetsov
currently Second Secretary at the
~vset Embassy in Washmgton.
D C ha~ led a notable career in
1he Sov1et Fore1gn Service Before
h•~ Amerscan po~ts he served a\ a
diplomatic ortic~r at the So' set
EmbJ~Sy m Tanrania . and at the
m1nsm~ of Fore1gn A.ffasrc; in
Moscow.
k.umet.,ov wa~ born 10 Eastern
S1bersa In 1939 and after lo!tlng his
father In WWII action, attended a
bo.ud1ng school north of Mor,cow
C\lablhhed c\pecially for the
ch1ldren of fallen sofdum t-fs., ad
vc~nccd 'lltudy was m mternauonal
1elarion with an empham on
Alucan politics.
Sance June ot 1970. lwznet.;ov
ha\ been stationed in the Unitt•d
51Jtes and has been mainly con
(Prnt·d with ub'>t!rving Am~ncan
domestic polhlcs. He has been
rn.nm•u slnn· 1960 .md h.. om·
~n
Kuznctso" 's speech wsll b ~gin at
j 15 pm on 1 uc-.d<~). t\pnl1b, \\Ill
be sn the Counc1l Chambc1s, .md
there w1il be no .. dmts~ion c:harg~. • IS
srudenr' th.Jt If WoJ~ ~to/en from,
they foolishly decic/ed
Herf' begm\ the hNo1c part of
thts true life sagc1 Everyone was
qutte angt•red b'i the idea of pay
ing for lurnitur~ that any half-wit
could walk in .md )JUnler off with Pioneer Log
' I sure .n hell dill r paying for no
chatr thai \Omt.> off-campus crary
11pped off w1th Am't my damn
fault," they S.Jid mdignantly .
Somewhere tn the depths of
someone's remt~rhbly creauve
mmd, a pl.m of actton was betng
The Sam Rivers Trio will perform in the Agnes Flanagan Chapel April
15th. Rivers, who plays six instruments. will be making his LC debut.
Sam Rivers Trio jazzes
While many mus1c1ans take a
hfet1me to master one instrument,
Sam Rivers has turned himselr into
a one-man band with his
profic1ency on no less than six
mstrumenlS
Besides his mam work on the
tenor saxaphone, Sam devotes h1s
time equally to the soprano sax,
brass clarinet. ptano. rlute and
viola. His skill on these in
struments makes him one of
Amer~ca's most \ersarile
mus1cians With his background in
muh1-tnstrument playmg plus a
strong foundation m compos1Uon
.tnd 1mprovizat1on. Sdm w1ll be a
vual force on our mustc. scene lor
many years to come
His technique is remarkable and
the depth and fullness of his tone
recall the vibrant amplitude of the
older tradition of jazz tenor pia)
ing. He is J c.ontinu.lll}· adven
turous improviser , but he does not
experiment haphazardly . Hi\ ha) a
dt-..ciplined im ~ntivenes-. with a
wcure ... ensc ol rorm lilc.c all the
bt:!)t of the jazz el(plorer .... he •~
motiv.ned to try ne~\ appro01cht!s
by a desire to deepen .md expand
hi~ t:!mottonal expre\IVII) The Sam Rivers Jau Trio will
make II!> LC debut on Monda),
April1 5th at 8:00p.m. in the Agnes
Flanagan Chapel; the condudmg
event m th1s years Cultural Arts
Senes. Adm1$s1on is S1.50 for LC
studenb and facult); S250 lor off
campus juz fam. Cultural Ans
Season Tickets will be honored at
the door.
Cultural Arts Sera~ pertormers
are selected by a panel composed
ol ~tudents and faculty. The
succe.\sful eight year old series
offers the student an opportunit)
to :se~ six fine cultural events at the
unbelievable price ot SS.OO lor the
'en~ II you were not one of the
450 to take advantage of this year ·~
bargam, don't m1ss 11 next year.
Don't forget the Sam Rivers Jazz
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On March 6, 1974, Pr~>J1dent
How<~rd iJrtiVed <~I hts oll1ce in
Odell Manor. Bur there was
something d1flerent about his ol
f1ce that mormng . It seems thflt
there were :some arttcles ot lur
nrturP m•ssmg. Yes. two very ~r
rr~CIIve and expemive rugs seem
to have vantshed, and two
beautiful wooden charrj In therr
place w.1s <~pretty little note. The
note mu~t h.we read somethtng
Iii.. ca thh.
Dear Pres•dent Howard,
It appears &hat some rurnllure IS
mi~sing from your office. You w1ll,
ot course, return it immed1ately . U
you do not return ''. you ""11! be
charged dearly tor the m1ssmg
articles. Do you get the potntl Or • I On
do we have 10 h11 you over the
head w1th a rolled-up rugl
signed,
Your Off1d~l Furnuure
Monnors
As w1th many of the highest
leifS oi gemus. the hNoes who
planned and camed off 1h1s acuon
wtll rem am anonymous A.nd~ .u all
real-life legends 5hould, it h .. u a
happy ending.
Prestdent Howard got the point.
The lounge furmturc poltcy is
presently bemgre~;ised "Actually,
11 was a very effe<t1ve protest".
Prestdem Howard grmned rather
.>heepishly.
Excepc lor one rug. ill of the
mining turmture hJs been found,
S<Jfe and souncJ.
Log cops top honors
in ~73 Columbia Contest
The Pion~r log ha~ been
awarded iirst place in competn1on
w1th all orher ~mall Colleges and
Un1versuies by Columbio.t Univer
stt} 's Schola\r1c Press ssociation
(CSPA). Tht> Log recieved 908.5 our
of a possible 1000 points.
In cttmg their rat1onale for the
award, the Judges consistantl)•
commented on che paper's \iCn
ture mto New Journalism, a sub
teet that has not been w1thout
controversy.
CSPA nott>d that "even though
the Pioneer Log does not sub
~cribe to rotc~l objectivity as
feasableor realistiC, tull credit was
g1vcn ... CSPA does not mean to
thwart rea~onable Roals in at
tammg truth. Interpretive repor
ltng and some forms ol New Jour
ndli~m are but means. "
Generous judg~
Raungs were based on 1ssues
submitted rrom the Fall term. Ad·
visor Edd Whetmore said he was
"thankful the judges could see
beyond some nuts and bolts
problems we had in getllng the
new Log off the ground. They
were very generous in gi~>ing us
credit lor the innovations we have
been introducing."
Th1s was the first year the Log
had partiCipated in the contest
wh1ch hac; been held annually
!tince 1925
In elvaluating this year's entries
CSPA. noted that the best "had
Nowvou can
PfOIOCt YOUt;~elt
ag~mst muggeu, rapuh
lind WOf.l'e With th11
Dm.Jlmg new whlsll!!. Wei!r It more emphets•s on longer stones.
1r1 depth artidcs, and graphtc d1s-
l .• Pay ...
Wlietmore satd ",all the credit
for th•s award goes to the Staffe~
.... ho've not been afra1d to try
something ne-v. ... .somethtng
different. They've been subject to
some Crlltosm sure -but the ve
learned from it and the 7VC grown
I rom it."
Young staH
He added, "I thank we can look
forward to more award winning
years. the maJoruy of our staff are
freshmen and Sophomores. There
are a lot ot excellent writers and
artiSts in the LC commun~t) whom
""e would '' elcome as con·
tributors -I can only hope this
award w1ll encour<Jge them lo get
mvolved and mal:c next year's Log
even bener."
lit D necklace or carry h as a k~ c:h.11n. lt1 IQng.rllnge
Pt!1'11ttatul{l shr~ll br•ngs help en a hurry. The next cbrk
neght ltNt's tontghtl) you'll IHI a lot safer lUst knOWing
vou l\4ve the 9'Clltest PfOtect•on tn the world GeVH
Obsclt"'e phone callers a shnlhng crorful. too
GET IT BEFORE YOU HAO ITt
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\\ bl"ar on, b0c11s again r tht.•
c.'"O rt en 1.
borne back ccascle\",f mto th~
F ott fltZ..'t raid
Ttw Crt>at Carsb
long 11m~ a~o I \\Orked .11 a
r\: t."tUfclOI j 00 p m w,.u a siO\'Ii
11mc too late for lunch, too carl)
for \Upp~r But 25 people wcr~
\'WJitrn 111 l.n" ell Ro~c so w~: 'd" red our food to go and nuck
mro a ne.ub\ T .tstec frC1:'J:c to
onsume great quamu~ ol corn
t.>d be f on f)C
Tht> thc.atre g•rl had answered
the phone \\llh a cheen Good
attcrnoon -the Great Garsb)
•nstead of th u uul "Good aner
noon -Mu)IC Box Theatre '
I h ') rc tJklng alot for granted
down there. \\e hgurcd the 4·00
p m shO\' '' ould be les' crowded.
In the malllmc a .squat man 10 an
rll-frtung whrte suit made sure we
had alrcad) bought our trokcts.
\\ •! sobbli.!d up the rest ot the German chocolate take 1n the
rlllll lim" ,.,a nght once m~IUi' rtw
lobb~ boasted a ~ample of ttw
"Gatsb\ colic tlon of men's
v.cJr. ••e 11 JU~t around tht• cor·
ncr .ther the ho" ' nd of cour e
there""'~ ''C:mb Tuppcrwarc •
The} H' tdl.:rns Jlot lor grunt••d
ctow n there
ot e'\; en a lull hou I cmpt
\cats \\ere eve 11"' hl•re It \\J!I not
The Grt!al Ga!sb} It wa~ the Cood
Gahb ometrmcs 11 wa~ the\' r
Cood Go~L~by It" a notthc boo\.:
It \\aS the fUm Ftlm~ are not
upposed to be booh nor can
the~ bt> Frlms Jr<' supposed to
be "ell. films
Cruzen 1\.JnC' \\ .u .1 .:real f1lm
.md Gal by "as a good rim that
<;macked ol 1\Jne The hrst fe\'
scene till hfc•t' from the
l.:\tt.h~ Mans1on could ha\ e been
an<:~du Gatsb and KMc could
not buy love wllh ,\II thcu \' cahh
and ,,we d~uoved t\nd the
\'>OrnPnl The \\Oillt'n survrvc, the)
t•ndurc
If 1\cJnt" "as great 11 \\as also a
spcoaclc and Gat~by was a spec-
TRIO?
the courts,
etnbarrassed an empire,
while ~wash buckling their way
t~ fame and fortune?
1
Hint not Haldeman. Eh
and Mitchell. man
Ausu "'r. It h rtu~ new 1971 ver;ion of 'lhc ll•re•• l\1uskclt.:crs:'
"IT CAN BE SAJD,
SIMPLY AND
WITH THANKS.
THAT IT IS AN
ABSOLUTELY
TERRIFIC MOVIE~
Jay Cocks
Tlmo Magazine
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
NOW -WESTGATE & JANTZEN BEACH Pinnn·t log
tdcle .• bo' ,., <~II cl ~ tmmcn~c p.u
tu• found flappt•rs'" fullrl'l;clhc~,
\Wtmming In the 1ount.1in wath
tlwtr p!•ngurn mull' , sorgtllg
1hcm~eh l' on mQuntarns ,,, foi'ld,
.md 111 general ha' In!( one hell of
a good unw
\ ct throughout tht•• •' was
dlways the F•t.zgcrald myst•~ -
~ 1\Y -loY "ft>Jr
1h" thre~ prece '" :o. t
Rolls Royce -the jcwt~l~ -tlw
~plcnd01 -the glor of " lau .Jg~
\'>hen the \\ ealthy "smashed up
thmgs and rt·tr~ated back mto
thr>ir mone) or the11 \'oJSI
carcle~sn~ s. or \\ han•vc• 11 was
th.H kept them togl•thcr Jnt.f lt•t rea
otht!r pt•onl•• cl•··lll up th•• me s
tht'} h.td made ... "
Robert Rcdtord '-=O"It::S~~ he
enjoy nh1klng "noM.tlgra ftln\s
I rom tlw 20'., (luii(Oy), :\0\ (\rmg).
.,nd the 40's (1 Ill' \\'.ry \\ t> \\'t!t e)
bPt .nJ~P " thPy wer ,. the rPstlt•ss
t IIYlf'S, tlwy \\ Cl c dangt•r ous
!ImP~>''
The Sc\ l'nlre h.t L been e •
tr&~orrhn;uily s.tfe 11ml'• I not much
to prole~t. not much war, not
muc:h alfiUt'nc;e, no1h1ng mueh
c'< cpt Rrchard Mrlhous Nixon
:md hrs $·100,000 00 misunder!>I<Jil·
dmg.
l<ulrt•r hlm'i ol outrage and
Taiwan,. Ceritol and ~ung-fu
The Changs,
WHO? are ever
Li~a J. louie
Ove~c;u C orre\pondt-nt
Taiwan Croup
Chme~e chao' I iorn' blar mg.
hrtekmg \\ hl!.tll'~ CJr~-brc:yclcs
people -trucks -pct.Jtc·arts -
mororC'\·cle.s zoommg '"'«!')' v. htch
way: frrst-cla~s pandemomurn .
Actuallv. the only ont> conlu)cd
was I. My l aiwo~ne.se host lather
was not the lea!ot bll rnllmtdatcd b)
the situauon. Wath the sk•ll of
Mark Donahue, he serzed thl'
~heel and we entered the ,..,cc. It 1.1kes a littlt! domg to get u~~d
to thl! trJific "p<lttl'rn" here.
Drrvt~rs pay littlt• attention to lane
d!VI~rom or \I op !>lgns. Pede!>tr tcln!>
~.:en.unly do not have the right of
wJy. No on" t.fol!s fht• )UCCI!\~Iul
drivt.•r •s the aggressive one, who
nJvlgatcs .. car wuh lrghtnrng
.tCC::Picr.ttron .md bro1k ~ v. hrch
~top on OJ drmt• (and givc you eight
c •nt~ change). Thl•re is no s~nse ol
order by an) mean~. yet it all works
out. I w.1~ surprt!.ecl not to have
ccn anr accrdents.
\Vt• lcam:d on J fJntabulouor, 11-
"The overwhelming energy and onthus•asm ot Jon Voight
Is a superb pleasure in •I sell."
-Dovld Shoonan CBS· rv
"Jon Voight's Conroy looms up as JUSt about tho
lustiest, most joyful presence In current films."
-Paulino Kocl, THE NEW YORKER
JON VOIGHT
IS
.. COitflmCK: •
Orll.' l•'llutlful man lhs tnn 1 tnw
NOW PLAYING
WESTGATE & JANTZEN prot~t. grt•Jt~"r ltlms I.H;k thl.'
!mtc>nt•al ~utlotl lmp.rtt of onu
•r.oud G;mby., I or .tilth" elm .. ,
P.R. ,md mNCIIt:>sc; mer ch.tndt~rnB
lllc Crt•.rr C.tt ~by m.tk I') a
pu>found t.ommf•nt on thl'
Anww .111 p1nt .md i\mcrt(,ln
.tffhu•n\ t•, •'SIH'(t.tlh where thl!)
art• 5~ nonyrnc>us
ShO\vtas~d ton r~ tht• \rncr~can
Male;, lo~t•ver ch.urng the fan
IJStCS, the "rmag<.•o; ' ot the ladiC"~
forcvf'r (.md ncc••!os:lrlly) clrsLip
pomtcd
Such Wt!S the ~tulf or COli
fuzgc•Jid o1nd su<,;h Is the stuff of
th(' lilm.
Watch and ~t>c; ,r the c,.lto;by
line., grow ~hurter th,•sc next INv
wc<•ks rnrlltons of \mcm ;an~ wtll
mis~ ,, rust ratt• gltmpw rnto the
\\ ·•Y v. c were, the w.1y "~ .u•~ •. tnd
;J l.t$; the w.ty Wt' wrll p• ob.1bly
a•mo1rn.
Peter
here
plus cour~e mPdl (lo'it count). A
few sumulating drinJo., (7-up wllh o1
spot of Gt:rnol) .md the l>Offil•tim~
hila11ous E nglic,h ( htnc~e conv~r
!>ation~ made ,, ml'morable frr~l
ffit!illtn f aiwan. later th,ll ntght Wl'
got to :.cc .m cxduc,tvc .. howing oJ
a Kung-lu movl<' whiCh w.n
urrcctcd <llld producctl by Peter'\
brothl'r, Chi·Wt.>l
Bdorc we knC\'-' 11, we wt•r eon a
trarn heading ~outh lor I archung
\o\ tthrn hours we .ur ivcd .11 au•
dc\tlnctllon and eleven cxtited.
yet .tpprehcmrvc LC !>tudenn
were de~c~ndcd upon b) eleven
equttlly nervously excited
1 aiwi.lne,w 1,1m1h • •
Tunghai Untver'iily
Hert.> tn T a•chunR. \H! wtll )tuch
the Chine\c limguagc cit
T unghdr UntH•rslly tor one month.
During our homest.ry, we wrll .ti\O
wrrtP it r~port on our (.1s our
'>ponc.or, Dr. I t ,,, put rt) •· k ~en
obwrv,ltlom'' Ol Jilc In I .tlwan
Undoubtedly, '4H' wrll all keenly
ob!octvt> rhar J':>flt!CI ol thr~ lOllntr)
which la~un.ttt>d us ftrc;t the
1 oil\'-• nt>)C drrvmg tcchnrqul!.
As tllu)tt .teed b'l' thcu d11vmg
h.1h11s, gener<~ll~· th<' pt•ople lwrc
are very mdtll«!rt'lllto on•! anotht•l
-unlt•ss they'"" not tr angers. ~m ..
people I p.r!>s 111 the streets arc
r ecep11vc to my glo\' mg 1 <Jre and
heanung smile. But 11 they knO\\
~oul the Chm••s•· Jrc cxtrPrncl)
hosp11.1bll• , .mu Wf•lcorn • you'' uh
opcrl .lrm
Ho,pit.tblt•
Our ll. group rt•cyi,cd ~Ul h .t
wPicorne upon uur .11 riVJI rn I tong
Kong \'\'c "t•rt• ~r ccwcl ,11 tlw
.w poll oy till' l )I' l.llnfly, whosi'
son, Andy, .ttll'rtt.fs I C 1 he 1 Sl''s
f>C urcd UUI t•,hJU .. IeU group
room' .rt dw 'MC. \, .md rht•
lollowmg mornmg rook u-. out on
tht> tO\.\ n. llw l'lt'\1''" of u· wt•rt•
lrt•<Jtt·d ro ,, dclt•< 1 .1blt• Chuw l'
brunch. \\'t· m.uJ•• ,, bt:P lint· 101 a
co~ml'l J 1hop \\ hPrt· !tome t•l·
u•llt•nt b.~rg..rrn' wert• strud Nt'''
II "4\ ·'qui< k :>lop lor .,. ft•w dr ~~~~~
(ruor lwt•r, cok .. ), ,md then \\l'
WIOJ(t•cl OUr W,l\' t() f.llpf•l, I ,11\<Jan,
I hert• lh1.• S.lffil' Wolf Ill, gt'lll'f uUS
ho~pllclllly W,J) I'XIt•fldl'd 10 U\,thiS
lime by tht• I .rrnil) of Pt•tt•r Ch.•nK
.motht•r I C tudt•rll (although
nmw ol u!l h.ul C\ ,., lll'.u dol htm). l'.l~ t· s
F .til
\\md
'>loug
the cr
tam s
There
little
coa)t
-\rna
chrou
The
fore!>~
Scogg
tht• G
R ivcr
Will<~r
than a
10 10
hrghw
there,
r\1 or!
valley!
gradui . mrng
build it
and rr
l1ved il
Noon
old br
v.1lley~
dnU r(
engulf -
lhf·
)fl~
Vt•f
tng
i1
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can
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[Oil r or
bby
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the
nd
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mcs
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1 we
got
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ung.
our
ted,
ents
even
•ted
'udy
<II
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our
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mg
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ong
th~:
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llUP
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t'l e
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t:\·
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lllk\
Ytl'
van.
ruu\
, thiS
ang,
ugh
:'llnl). •
f .lllcn r Jm water II,JSh~~ lil.;e
wmd through thcshN?psorrel;md
slough to form w,l!>he thdt leed
thl• r.rt'ck' f.sllmg down the moun
tam s•tft•c; to tht• villiiges belov.:.
There muc;t bl• a thouc;and or the~e
little '" ers on eulwr .. ide of the
coa\t r;,sngc in Or I."?(( On. Come look
-.. mall gr.ts~land v.slleys wmding
through the douglas fir for~t~ .
Th<• Scoggmr, R1vcr V.1llcv nt.?.lf
for('St Grove 1~ om• ol the e. Th~
Scoggms runs I rom the loot hill .. of
th•~ Co.1~1 R.mge to the Tualatin
R1ver, .1 trtbut.uy of thP
\1\'illumett f', Tht• vo~llt•}' IS ~mall,le)~
th.m d ten nulc tfnvt·lrom high\'.;,lY
10 to the valley end, Ne.tr the
h•ghway 1s <.1 mi II. At 1 he other enil
there Jrc Sl'VI•r.JI old l<~rm hou'>ec;.
At orw llmt: eat h of thc linlc
valley hc1d d.m~ I arms. I hey
grOJdu.JIIV ladt:d out .,., dair't IJr
mmg bt'l•lmc big bu\mL~~ . 1 he
building~ rem.un -rather forlorn
and m d1)rcp.1ir . Some art• still
li\lt•d m. Others hJ\e l.tllen down.
~o one .Wl•rns to l.;nock down the
old buildings m thew 'lt•cping
v.JIIcy ... T hcy r.sll down thl.!rnseh e:.
and rot. Bladbcrril'\ .tnd mu~s
engulf rhcm. II dot•~n't t<.tkc long. Yet '" the Scoggms v .• llcy " IS
drlferent .
rnc bUildings dfC bemg knock
ed down b-, bulldozers .md cats.
Boards arc being removed !rom
che old school house. The Bureau
of Land Reclamation has lll·
~tructed the Army Corps ol
Engmt!<!rs to m.1ke the ScogRtnS
Vi!lley into Henry Hitgg L.1kc. ThC'
Corp<o ot Engmeers 1S very good ,Jt
making Villlcvs rnto lal.;e.s, or t!Wn
11vcr.-.. into roads. The Scoggms
\alley IS a good find fort he Corp~
<..ood valleys arc bccornmK harder
10 find. Thi~ laughmg It triP r JVI'r,
cJsily crossed in !.Ummcr b~ jum
ping from stont! ro 'tone, 1s gomg
to be good motorbo,llmg .md
water sl.;iing lhc elk herd I sa'' la\t
ume will be able to drmk watt•r
wht.:re 11 was 'Jting gr JSS.
This collcctron ot photos were
taken tn Febru.1ry . It w,l\ a fogg}
SundJv and the con~truct1on
eqUtpmem WdS srlcnt. \\'c hJd a
p1cnk by dO old s~ttlcr's C<1bm .11
the end or the \Cilley. The cabin
\\IJ~ r1.tm~d : P.Jr o~dist.• lo'>t
Jell Campr<h t• PilHWt•r l ng
-. -. . ..
--
• -April II, 1974 •
PhoiO' b'i '"" Colmpte:hc
• On campus
Do you th1rst for adventure 7
Do you lust for power? Do you
long for rocognttion 7 Or are you
1ust plain stupid? If any of these
apply and you would like a first
class challenge then you should
apply for log ed1tor or KLC sta
tion manager these pOslttons
w1ll be open neX1 fall and now is
the time to $tand up and be
counted at the Info Desk Are
you feohng alnght 7
It \'OUI snorkel, waffle iron
hod.ev puck, twet?zen. rubber
rail lawn lurnllure ~weat soc!..!>
spe1r or 1949 DeSoto I!> stored m
Akrn's trunk rooms go get it nowl
The Al.:imte' have performed their
solemn Spnng Cleanrng
Ceremony and ~ 11 of Items will be
thrown out soon 11 uncla1med.
Ho" \ your Filipino di.tlectl
.. Will th~ Philipptn ~ Be Our Next
Vietn<aml .. will be the topic when
Dr. John Swomle , Jr. comes to
~t<amm tod.t)' ill 3:10. An author,
politinl ~cientist .tnd professor ot
Christi.tn ethi~ at St. Paul School
ot The-olog) in Kan~;u Cit). Mo .•
S"omle) ~pent p.ut ol 1973 m the
tSUnds. He will ~so "isit Dr
Ra.,~el.;h's noon-lo-1 d~~ In U.S.
loreign poliC) and Dr. Crampton·~
Junior Seminar trom l to 3 p.m.
l he Platt Pn rs open now from 9
to m1dntre Sunday thru Thursday.
The Rust)' Narl •s not open) et,and
nobody knows .,..hen 11 wrll be. But
rry Gordon Chc.,... at 392 .r ) ou
need to know or want 10 work on
ll thiS term, resetve it for a ban
quet, etc. 5tudent\ who want to get the1r
M~ degree' w1th 'tud1e' tn air
pollutron can do ~o .11 \1\ SL "'eed·
ed I\ a Bachelor degree rn
~ngineertng or a phpical,
brologrcal , or ~ocial )cienc('. For all
the dirt .. e~.• Dr. Vlfgil Fogdall.
\\'h1le )Ou'rl' thl'r\?, 11 )OU are a
minorrt) ~tudent you can prtk up J
free COP)' of "Think1ng ~<.bout
Graduate School,'' o.~ bool..l~t from
the Edutational Te .. ting wr' ice.
Mus1c Hour an Evans Aud. next
Wednesday at 2:10 ledturcs a
wood\\ ind quintet wuh flute,
oboe. clarinet, horn, and b.t~'>oon
pia~ ing P.1storale b\' Pe~icheni.
and other!~; also three popular
dance~ played b) M1chcle
Heffner.
Tonight in Evam is Carol
Hubler·~ Junior violrn rec1tal; ac
companied bv Mu r Kim on pidno
she w1ll pcrlorm work~ of Vrtah,
Teleman, Schubert, and
Kabelevsky . Free, .11 U. ----8-D's----
Wend) Well<,' birthday w~
yestercby, but if you hurry over to
Copelind B-20 you can still wish
her ~ good time. xll
Or Roger Nehon ot LC\ Intrepid Math department uneanhed some
never ·u~oed film" in the W.nzck which he means to .. how everv Tuesday
at 3 in the library's Tomhn,on lecture room No cha~ge, open to
e' erybody The film for this Tue'>ddy. Aprrl16. is· The Class teal Groups JS
il Source of Algebraic Problem~ ' ..... , ..
mooooviee .... SOFA movie th1s Frrday and Saturday nrghts is Codspell .
S1 m Evans Auditorium, 7 and 9:30p.m.
• • • •
Morefilms .... at the Portland \rt Mu\eum\ Swann Auditorrum thts
weekend: Hugo and Jo~ephtne (Sweden. 1968) about children, Saturday
April13. 2 p .. m. They Hailed .J Steambodr \nywhere and Natural Timber
(ounfr) directed b}l Oregon ftlmer~ Jim BI,Jshfield and Jack Sanders who
will be there. Sat. at 8 p m Oa1sics, a zany 1966 Czech film by Vera
C'hr lova, Sun at 7 30 .m.
----~~--~--~-you had children you wouldn't feel good about them
walking around by the street where cars were going 35 or 40
miles per hour. In Oregon, when a school bus has stopped
on a two-lane road and has its red lights blinking, you have
to STOP no matter wh1c h wa}' you're gomg. Th~re are
places on Terwilliger where bu~es stop to let kids off, and
their safety i~ worth more than the half a minute wait.
BISTRO! BISTRO! BISTRO!
The Rose Cit) B.:Jnjoliers pl.1ymg
oldtimt' ragtime in Fields, not
Stamm So wh1le you're in Stamm
at the SJwdu~t Fe~uval, follow
your ear<.. to Sagaland and hear 10
to 12 banJO'> 111 T uesd&J) evening.
Golla live for the sun ....
The ne).l best thing to an
Overseas tnp to Southern Califor
nia and the wild~ of los Angele ~ is
being offered for F.tll 1974. The
Arizona-New Mexico program i~
now being organized . Anyone in
terested in the Indians of the
Southwest. geology, or suntan'
. ue inv•ted to meet in the Council
Chamber s TODAY, at 4 p.m. Dr.
and Mr). lewis Thayer, who lead
the last safari south, will \how
tides and answer question ~ con
cerning the program. --Earth Week-
Schedule for Earth Week
Wed-Assault on the rvyl A task
force w1ll meet tw1ce at the
sw1mmmg pool (2 and 4 p m l
and w1ll move tn and sever the
bottom IVY branch because it
1nh1b1ts growth of other
branches
Thurs· Larry Williams from OEC
will speak and show slides on
''Limits to Growth" at 4 in the
Council Chambers .
Sat-Sun-Cleanup of the dump
behind Evans.
AT THE LAW SCHOOL
Frank Wilktnson, Executive
Director of the Natrona! Com
mittee agatnst Repressive Legrsla
uon,talk .. in Room 1 tomorrow at4
about the Crimtnal Code Reform
Act Now 10 the leg1slat1ve process,
the Act Include..") the return of the
death penalty, wiretdps without
court orders, and penalties for
revealing and rece1vtng Improper
ly da,,lfied tnformation
Mond.1y. April 15, John Lorenz
(ci.lndlddte for the Multnomah
Count)' Commt ~~ton ), speaks on
l.tnd u~c .1nd amwers quesuom -
Room 1 dg<~ ln • .st Noon
CIOJllfled
Ad/
TYPING, CUSTOM RESUMES
Copymg, Duplicaung
WASHINGTON SQUARE
620-1230 COM PRO, 1986 SW Sixth
Portl.md, 123-1700
f uturc CPA's learn tiow to
Prepare for the CPA I ~am.
9[(.Kt K CP.A K£VI£" t:OUK~[
C.JII r nlll'c I 503·22.3· 084 Both
Forreign
and
Domes tick
----Misc.----
Eicctricelectrrc • • • Arthur
[rrck .. on l:lcctrrc Arh open!. Tuc~
day. A g.JIIN}' of contcmpor.:Jf)'
<.~nd Jncient Americ.:Jn .tnd As1c1n
art, it l~ature..,thr\ Tue,day .119 and
10 p.m. Jn an1m.11cd film called
"[ncidmez-U" -all free.
.Ainght, reJc:h lor the skyl OMSI'\
planetarium 'ihow this month
(thru the 28th) ,., Bevond
Stonehenge 1 30 and J 30 each
weekd.1y .1ftcrnoon plu\ 7 JO Fri
day nrght
POT fanciers • * -Terry
Hutchmson, just back from <Jer
mdny, has an ~xhibit of stoneware
until April 30 at the Long \lley
Gallery, 358 St<1te Stre~ t Alley rn
0\wego Hou~ noon to 6, Wed
thru Sat
AUDITIONS for Porrl.1nd State'~
summer stock theater compan)'\
sixth sea">on arc today through
Saturday •• 111 inte?rviews for the 15
openmg~ are by o~ppointmen t and
J n•sume ~hould be included. For
Info call 229-4612 The pl.1ys will be
produced at the Coa!lter Theater
tn Can non Beach .
---Sendaways--
Need a summer job? Like to get
a few m1le~ from home? You can
work in Europe, and you don't
even have to JOin the Army -for
$129 plus air fares Vacatron-Wor~
Ltd. will arrange your job and give
you a 4-day orientation . Apply
now through May (first come first
served); write them at 266ludlow
Ave, Crncinnatl, Ohio 45220 for
information
THERE'S NO PLACE TO START
LIKE THE TOPI Earn a pme of
$1000 and a week m Hollywood by
writing a half-hour radio script
deahng wrth the drug <ocene. 13
winning ~crrpl\ (prize ~ range
down to S200) will compme Tht
New Radio's series on the drug
problem rn the U.S The)e ~hould
be dramat•c. educat10nJI, enter·
tamrng, and enlightening script\,
sent m by May 31. Wrtte for entr)
form to F I C' U . Lo<, Angele~
Ctliforn1,1 90035
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--
I
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I
•
Making your mark in business used to mean carving a comfort·
able niche for yourself and staying there. Promotion was simply a
matter of time, provided you could spend 20 years in the process.
But, today, business depends on technology. Technology that
can't wait a moment if it's going to keep pace with what's happening.
That's why, at Kodak, our basic reliance on scientific research
makes the need for creative young minds more demanding than
ever. We must have people with drive and ambition, impatient to
put what they've learned into practice. People who get all the
freedom and responsibility they can handle, and tackle our prolr
terns with their ideas.
Which. we're happy to say, has helped many of our scientists
yield important discoveries . For example:
The woman on the left has devised new and improved photo.
graphic materials for specialized scientific applications in fields
such as astronomy and holography . The young man is an expert on
surface analysis. His work in photoelectr on spectrosco py helps
to identify unknown substances. The woman on the right has a •
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dual background in gas chromatography and trace metal analysis.
which she's applied to analyzing pollution in rivers and streams.
They came up with new problems while solving some of our
old ones. But they've uncovered some promising answers, too.
As they continue their r~arch, you may read about them again.
The oldest is just over 30.
Why do we give young men and women so much room to
test their ideas? Because good ideas often lead to better products.
Which are good for business. And we're in business to make a
profit. But in furthering our own business interests, we also fwther
society's interests. Which makes good sense.
After all, our business depends on society. So we care what
happens to it.
Kodak.
More than a business.
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softball
scotched?
The question 1s ""ill there be
intramural )Otlball thi' ye.trl"
Th~rc ha\'C been "anou~ amwers.
The) range from ") ~. there will
be I.M. ~ottball ju~tl ·'~ .. oon as the
lo" er teeld i~ dr\ enough 10 play
on'' to •·1 doubt it, becau'>e Eldon
ha n'1 had s1gn-up5 \ et, and 1t\
already the 1h1rd ''eek of school."
hen 11 stgn-up~> were held to·
da), 1mpirc' "ould ha"'e to be
rec.:ru11~ . leagu'-~ tormed, and
,cht•dulc.) lined up before plcJ)
could begtn. Nobod) )eems to
want to tall.; about il, but it looks
liJ..c, for the )ccond con~>ecuuve
car, our "Cre-11 Intramural
Progr;..~m' ' a~o G. Eldon fh likes to
c.11let, hil\ flopp~d l!> tar .n softball
·~ conccr nt.>d.
Up unul no", this vear's in
tramural program ha~ gone pretty
)moothly, and the Bump &
Runner.) ha\IC opened up a prett)
be~ lc.ad OH~r the rcsr of rhe pack.
\\'rlh the likes 01 Torg, Ron the
Bo , Jumpm', and Bro. the Juniper
ba~>ed team has a total ol 378 poinh
co rrooke's 2999, the s. p. E.'!> 274,
the :-.l1ght 0" I Hummers ' 263, and
8 .I P. Sla,-s' 238. Those might end
up being the final poinh.
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Studen~ fiercely wacking smAJI
birdies while onlookers cheer ap
pro\'inglyl
Th.-.t w.u the .action in the ln
lr.Jmwal B.adminton Tourney at
the t>nd or winter term.
Patti Brent and John R. Evans
won lirst pl•ces in the men's and
women's · ingJes. Runners-ups In
singles were Ginger McLNn •nd
Robert Ftuss..
Mind doubles victol"l were the
undaunW,Ie couple of Glenn
Potter .-.nd Janel Sechi, while se
cond pi•« honors went to John
Evans <1nd Slri Cvlion.
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!KOII Rurl..h.
Fr~hman o.ne Wc~tcock he.JVC'\ hh ~pear for d per~onal record of 203
teet 8 inchl") for ,, firc,t place at Whitman aher hitting the ceiling.
Woodward's record
as Lute runners loose
The cool weather of Gri~wald
Stadium also appeared to cool
marks, as the LC track ~quad took
therr enitial Northwe~t Conference
meet 8667 over PlU.
Flghteng the element !>, two en
divldual~ . floyd Grant and Ken
Woodard led Pioneer runne~ that
took all but two evena on the
track
The field events were a different
story With an excepuon en the
javelin, where lC '>wept, the lutes
were dominating, a~ lC tool< only
21 of 63 potnts
The advantage did the
Tacomans no avail, the day
belonged to the runners from
Portland. Flo)d Grant had a big 16''• pornl day a~ he took the 100,
220 anchored the 440 relay and
won the pole vault (1+0) in meet
record height
Ken Woodard, not to be out
done. set shattering meet records
1n the Steeplechase (9· 30.2) and
the three mile (14. 44.1). Ken
tnmmed 26 and 28 seconds
respectively ofx the two marks.
In e)(plaining some of the lesser
marks, Coach Eldon F1x com
mented "Some people just didn't
compete hard enough." He also
added that the coldness was only a
slight factor
With the 108-30 win over Whit
man Ia~ Saturday, the squad is
setung rts sights on Willamette this
Saturday, 1 p m. at Griswold Rowdy rugby fans
out-perform players
Ken Coe
Britain C orrespond;mt
Tht.' lir)t ol the eventual 70,000
pl•oplt• to '\Ct.' the International
ru~b) m.ltch between England
.lnd Scotl.md ~tarted streaming
towurd Murrayficld m Edinburgh
at midmorntng, J lull four and a
h1.1ll hour) bt.>fore the 2 30 lo..1ckoff.
T P. and toasts
4\\ we waited for the start in the
~tc1nch we h~ten~.:d to vorce~ in
1h1ck brogul'~ telling fnglishmen
JOke' (fnglishmen are \O cheap,
thl'y h.1ng their toll('t paper out to
c.Jrv), 1 chear'>tng the Scotli~h
NJtione1l \nthem .tnd toasting
c.Jch other to England'~ eventual
tlcme~e.
Thi~ d1dn't :.lito well with Nevil,
York.,hire bom and bred, but he
manfully kept his !>lienee.
1 nc game commenced and to
the crowd's delight. Scotland
scored almo~t imtantly on a penal
ty keck, to lead 3-0.
One of the men behend us asked
su\p1CIOU~I) 1f Nevil was English.
"Engli!>h ba~tard " he muttered
Nevil temed and I tned to look
fervently Scott1sh
"Eas)'", the man s cocktail glass
sw1prng friend said to him. "We're
beating them anyway. Besrdes he
is b1~ger than both of u~."
On the field, a Scot battered his dJ!Ihed a dr .smauc 40 yards to put
the vi,itor., into .1 11 9 lc.1d Ag.110
the <.onverseon w,J\ mr .. ,ed to lhe
choru!l of ':lcoltl\h boo~.
The crowd Wd'> chantlnt( Scot·
land Scot land and imploreng the
team to "pl.ty for time. ·• But thi\
~tr.Hegy b.1ckf1rt•d ,..., England
lofted .1 drop l..rd; through the
goal po~t-. to rct.lkl•the adv.tntage.
It wa) one of thmc lime\ when
Ne\ 1l wa\ m.1king hi" JOY e-v1den1
and I Wil\ agJin t1 yinK to I no~
Sc.otlt~h. feelmg that in c-ase of "
not ~.lfety IJy 10 number~
Th~ second'> ticked aw<~y and 11
bec.1me mcre.t~mgly appurcnt thdl
lngldnd would wtn
Then, .1., ttmt? r.rn out. the
English comm1tted .1 penalty The
5cotllr,h krc ker lrned up for the
kick and the Ctowd went ~crewy.
Chewing coat
A b.1ldrng man, two row<, down,
war, chewing on hir, neighbor\
coat. D~reCtly an I ront of us, ct guy
wJs jumpmg up and down on the
empty cardboard box ~cream mg .
'He's got at make 1t " The blonde
had J t1ght grip on Nevil's arm
The kick wa., true the wh1slle
sounded. and the people went
ape.
The yellow flag'> blossomed
everywhe re. The man two rows
down was hugging and berng
hugged by his slobbery coated
fnend
lit doesn't belong'
Regimente sports way over the lene and the
scoreboard showed Scotland on
top 9-0.
An English player went down,
holdmg h1~ knee and grtmadng 10
pam. The man on my right
proclarmed, "One down and 50
mrllion of the bloody fuckers to
go." I ducked to avoid an airborn
beer can and nearly r,tepped on
the man who had been standing
on my rtght, Jnd was now laying
on the cement amed the wheske)
bottles, c1garette butts, and the
trampled beercans scream1n,.
"Scotland won, Scotland wonl '
Not1cmg me lookeng down ar h1m
he remarked · "Sorry, you're 1ust
not as natronallstic a~ l am " Sports, like marnage, as an In
stitution presently frayed wrth
controve~ies and criticisms.
Many of the imperfections of
athletics were exposed and possi
ble remedl~ discussed durtng the
two-day Muhnomah County
Portland Spons Conference held
last wee~end in Pamplin.
ports personalities like Don
Schollander , Althea Gibson, Tom
Meschery , and Olga Connolly ex
pres~ therr v1ews to a disappom
trnglr small audience of Ponland
citizens, LC coache, and
students.
Scholtander
Don Schollander focused main
ly on the sad state of Olymp1c
competition. Although the Olym
pics allegedly allevtate social
press.ure, encourage moral
behavior, ;md promote inter
national peacP., Schollander
declared, ·• ... very little of that is
true."
The major faults of the Olym
pics, che former gold medalist
said, are 11s under-handed politics
and commercialism.
Schollander sugge~ted the for
mation of aU.~. Sporli Federation
wh1ch would salvage )pOrt~ from
the corrupt1on ot b1g·t1m~
promoter• by or6ctmztng spons
dubs at the local le11els whech
would be ava1lable to both young
• and old. He said 1he U S.S.F could
!>ponser athletics-related medical
r~earch and could hold mter
nauonal ~pom fesuvals which
would be free from elaborate
ceremon1 ~ and which would
emphHize ind1vtdual
achievements rather than national
one-upnes~ .
Meschery
Tom Mechery, former NBA
player, believes that )ports have
become too mllitar i<>tic. He ex
plained that when he was young,
" ... athletics weren't organized .
There was no coach telling me
what to do, wht!n to get there, to
run laps. I practiced because I
loved it and enjoyed tt."
"We \houldn 't be surpmed at
the acttons of our tdols in the NBA
-the self1shn~!>, the emphasl\ on
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concern about only thetr perfor
mance," Merschery stated. "It
come~ from the regrmented
system and organized )pom It
doesn't belong."
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Gibson
Althea Gib~on, profess1onal
golfer, spoke c~t length about the
tnequities of women in spom
'The argument s that athleuo for
women are bad for health are ~elf
sef'\leng nomeme in the best 10-
terest of the male. Women en
athletics are a threat to mc~le prrde
and power"
"We use PE to teach not values
but attitud~ ." ~aed Bob Gibson
"By keeping g1rls out of sports,
we've kept women from this
educational experience ." Uttle bastard
Seconds later the Scotch
fullback bounced h1s way to a
<>tore to edge them bacl--into the
lead. A little bastard of about 10,
w11h a monstrou~ a~rhorn, left me
deaf for the re .. t of the game.
A deadly s1lent crowd saw
Scotland dull the conversion kick,
leavmg them holdtng on to a
perilou<>e two-pomt advantage
Nevil had conned a can of beer
from 1he blonde bes1de hrm and
offered me a ">wig It was pumd
The second hall started queetly I
Wd\ beginning to feel the long
cold stand and wa .. geurng tered of
dodgmg the foam sor ayed from
)hook up beer cans.
Twenty minutes into the ~econd
hcllf. a long legged Englander
broke clway from the ~crum and
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mouth "Damn Engli~h m.Jrtyn
have all the luck," I grumbled and
wondered if I could find my wa~
home by mY\elf
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