Title
The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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Volume 23, Number 7
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Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
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Date
1964-11-01
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LEWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE- Established 1867 Committee Ofjefs 1~iew
On PerjuryluPriibletrP
XXIU Portl&Dd, Oregon, Prtday, November 6, 1964 No. 7 One of the key subjects
udieiar·y Board Opens First Session
itl1 Review of Suspe11sioJ1 (Jases scheduled for lllSl nlght'D Senate
meeting concc1 ned the legl!lladon
of punishment tor perjury chArges
In the judJctary system.
'Tbe resolution was first
brought up at the Oct. 20 Senate
meeting, but qwckly thrown into
eommim:e by A.SLC president
l\like Kohlhoff due to lack of ln.
!OI med di scusslon. S e nato r
Charles Hirsch was appointed
cba.lrman of the comm1ttee
(onned to look Into tbc matter and
present Its find.lngs. judiciary Board inaugurated
first ot1lc1nl session with ~ome
JJO~ner housecleaning lostThurs
nlght.
Tbe Board'" first case con
"-...! .1n oppeaJ Cor re-admlttnnce
tbe wtntt!r term, filed by a
bJdcnt charged with dnmlceo and
sorderl) conduct resulting ln
ro ~hoo l property.
; 1n a S-O deddion tbe Board de
that the student could be
.D:s Watch
·oils Nov. 3
Election Day 1964 cUmaxed
acdvttle of LC's Yo~mg
Club tO dote r.hls year.
vo· ;pent mo.ny bour!i work
for their party and lt.\J can-
I Last Tuesday the YO's assumed
task of poll watching 1n
ackiUII.":IS County. This Job ln
c...u..Lng all or the reg
c:en!d Democrats ln tbe county
N!mind1ng them to get out and
Prior to Thesday. tbe vo· s
lSSI!~d out sample ballots to all
reg1stered Democrnts ln
laclaama! County.
I Boss Sc.nouten is president of
YD's while Us Speros ls
and Phil Lacy fs re-adm1aed provided he agzec to
stay of! the premises when In
toxicated. This decision more or
less estabUshed a precedent ac
cording to juror David Stumpf.
ln the past, school policy smted
that drinking on campus would not
be tolerated. ln this case, tbc
Board tied disorderly conduCt with
drunkeness llnd added a · • no 1n
toldcation on campus·· clause.
Thls action was directed to
Loree the StUdent-not the scbool
to accept more respon~llty Cor
his actionro.
ln the second case the Bon.rd
reviewed nn opperu by a student
suspended for cU•;orderly conduct
and damage to personal property.
The original sentence provided
!or one year suspension. An
appeal was made last june, how
ever. and the sentence war re
duced to twO terms. ln Thurs...
day's second appeal the Board
decided to lurl:ber reduce (3-2
decision) tbe suspension to one
term-provtded proof was shown
th.:lt all damages were p:Ud and
that the student agreed ro be
placed on social probation.
The board's declsioo to revaew
the case presented a unique sit
uation. Earlier, the Board's by
laws were passed by the ASLC
Senate-and one of the stipulations
was that notice of appeal had tO
be Wed within t'NO dnys after a
n1al. Tb.:: Board decided that
since the appeal was Wed before
ophomores Prove Accurate
n Predicting '64 President
by Dennis Chenoweth
LC's sopbomore class proved to
a fairly accunte barometer 1n
the 1964 Presfdentfal
In a pre-elecdon poU,
sophomores gave the jobruJon
t:tcket 65 per cent of
r vote. Actual national vot
pve LBJ-HH 62 per cent
~ tout popular vote.
Tbe votlog trends on campus
Bttlletitls
I Tbe coavocatlon today fea
M .. tcolm Muggertdge, for
edJtor or .. Punc.h" and ln
etn&tiC)Il ally-acclaimed bumor-
18 selleduled at 10:30
Bvans.
Clu~ wtll be clismlased at
Registrar's Office
to inform all seniors
Wtsh to graduate Ul june,
965, that senior quautymg e.x
ms are scheduled for Nov. 11
3:30 p.m. 1n Bodlne, Room
U you have not taken the
already, the Reglstnr
ts you do so immedi-
as your (lnal nine
1:-aut ... _ of sentor restdt'ncy
not beg1n uatll this is cared
Roben McCurdy, Voyageur
ponn.it pbotognpber,
be 1n the Voyageur offtce.
#-l.,l_ the nexr: two Fridays to
Senior proofs. Seniors
had portraitS ta.lteo and
oor yet examined proofs
place their orders now. weren't too representative of the
national picture. Thepredomlnant
left-IIVtng LC total favored Job.n
son by a three-to-One margin,
while 1t waa a three-to-two na
tional margln that will retum him
to office.
On me LC campus, -49 per cent
of tbe stUdents wtao classlhed
themselves as Repul>Ucans bolted
from tbetr party In favor of John
son. It was tb.ls 5Wttchlng of
parties that handed Barry Gold
water tbe worst national defeat,
next to AU Landon's loss to PDR.
Flying Saucers
Lea.ve Campus
Flying swcers were reponed
on campus Oct. 23 durtng Home
comillg ce1emonles, but the
alarm spread several days too
late.
ln aU, etgbt SS -cent saucers
vanished from the Brass Pot.
tbJs year's Bollemlan-Oavored
Homecoming court. althougb dlis
disappearance was the least of
the organizing. comrntnee's wor
rtes.
Also purloined were four af
the decorative caocile lamps,
eacb valued at $10.50, and
somehow-five tablecloths prtced
totally at $22.50.
With the additional appropru
tfon of some SO ash n-ays, total
tablewa~ Joss comes to over
100 pteces or, rougbly, an av
el2ge of ooe peece for "ery stx
guests-and .$88.70 out of any
ASLC profits to 1epay Abbey
Rents, Inc •• for the stoleo goods. the by-laws ~l'(! 1pprovcd that
the case should be b.:l.rd.
Last night, with no complaJncs
brou&}n before the Board, the
Jury met in open discur;sion wtth
aU intercswd persons as stated
in the by-laws.
The Judiciary Board meets
at 7 p.m. every Thursday eve
ning 1n Palatine Manor. Hear
Ings are open w the pubUc. According to Kohlhoff, thcprob
lem Is 1nitiaUy this: o punish
ment for per jury 1n the presence
at tbe Judiciary Board wu in
cluded 1n the Board's by-laws
Talk With 'Top Marl' Means
Close Encottrtlers With Agen-Ls
by Charles Breck
A Siren pierced lhe 1nr and
then faded into the evening tag.
Th~ waitress stallJlng beside me
leaned over and said that he must
have arraved. I nodded In re
ply and reached for my caCfee
cup, to dra1n Its contents and then
got up from my booth to leo~ve.
The nJgtat was cool and spark.Jed
wlth the mulUcolored $1gll5 which
always seem to have an eXtn
g.l.amor on Friday even111gs. l
began to walk up tlae street to
the Hllton Hotel. Prom twoblocks
away I could already see the
cr011.'ds mllllng In lhe street walt
log for him to come out. Pollee
men and ncwsp:apennen traded
c~.ga rettes and corwersauon 1uad
the '"' o Trail ways busses w1t.h
yawning doors 6tood walling for
them to an·tve.
Inside tbe hOlel 1 waUted over
to the elevcator . A man across the
room gbnced my way and tn that
brief moment I felt myseU tom
apan, se~~rched and reassembled
b)' hiS glare. I pausaJ before
the elevr.tor door and the nun
began to shuttle across the 1•
by ln my direction. The doors
slid sUently open and Ulen closed
behiJ¥1 me. The recorded vo1ce
from aowbere murmured welcome
and an a moment 1 stood on the
22nd floor. Blocklng my path
were three Mulmomab County
sherilts ~~;bo nsked why I had
come.
"1 came to see him;· I said,
my volce betraytng my ~rvous
ness.
They told me 10 wall, and seru.
for his aide. The paper 1 held
tn my hands rattled 1n anticipa
tion. The alde appeared from
around o corner 1100 antrod•Iced himself as BUI KaMcll. 1 toW
him the reason 1 was there; he
smlled and then excused him
sell. Two rrunutes passed, then
three, aud r beg;ln to thtnk that
perbap.s I should not have been
so daring, especially thts ever.
IJ:Ig. Then Mr. Kirmell once more
appeared lrom arwnd the comer.
.. The Senator wUJ see you now,
Mr. Breck. Won't you please
follow me."
I toUor.ed Mr. Kinnell dO'lin the
tall to the PresidfiUi!ll Sutt:e pas.
sl.Qg l'No Olher securuy men as
we neared the walnut doors. They
swung open U\lo o plush rece~
t1on room. The golden caJllf't
cushtoned my 6tepS. The golden
fleul'-d,_Us embossed on the
wallpaper reClec:ted the unU1ng
crystal 01 the chandeliers.
"Sen:nor Humphrey," the aide
e~atd , "tbts is Mr. Bred.''
And lhal Is how It began last
Friday. For three years 1 had
correspondtld wlth the Senator
from Minnesota, first as on ove:l'
seas studt"nt wtth t.he Lewis atxi
Clark program to Mexlco, and
then tbrougb the completion of my
thesis on Mextcan fareign policy.
Now I had come to presem him
witb a copy d my p;:aper.
"Come on utto my room. HO"A
nave you been?''
His quesuon$ pullC1uated each
step 1 took. 1 sank into the foam
sob and began by tlaanklng him
for his uslstance in obcalnlng
the anterv~s 1 had needed to
complete my paper. He smlled,
and accepted the !older from my
bands. And we began our conver-
sation wbk.b lasted .fS mloutes.
The Oemocro ttc vIc~
presld~nual candidate was dr es
sed 10 o paar ci lAc.ks and T
(Contiaued on Page 2)
'What Are liou-Doing Here?'
The11te of Chapel for Nov. 11
"What Arc You Doing Here?"
1s the queStion chat Dr. john An
derson will raise 1n chapel Nov.
11. Tying 1n Biblical perspee
uve, the professor of religion will
exa.mine the stUdents• present and
future role 1n life. ''Where are
we going?" be asks. "Are our
motivations for pursuing a hJgber
educa.tton acceptable?"
A BDdical bero once sought a
spiritual .h.aven from the world,
and the God of history rebuked
him for this atnempl to escape.
Dr. Anderson will relate this in
cident to tbe present 'WOT'Id &Dd
Its needs.
Dr. Anderson came to Lewis and
Clark In 1~8 In order to teach
and assist Dr. john Hanlogroza, cbaplatD at tba.t tlme. Then, for
several years, Or. Ander30n
served u full-time c.haplaln.
Before jolnlng the LC faculty,
Professor Anderson was as
soctared wil.h the College or
Idaho, Wbez e be was Dean of Men
and then Dean of the College.
Or. ADder-SOli rec:eh-ed bls
undergrad>.aa.te educallon at Coe
College ln Iowa aod at the Uni
versity of Minnesota. He was
tben graduated from McConnld:
Theological Semlnary 1n Chicago.
From McCormick, Professor An
derson traveled to tbe University
of Edinburgh ln Scotland and to
the Unl verslty of l.iarburg .ln Coer
many, wbete be dld ulduate
study 1n New Testament ADd
Cburch History. drawn up over the trummcr. When
Senate convened 'Qdth the opemng
of 8Chool the rtght of • dlaclpli
nary body to establlab lt.a own
punishment was queattoa.ed As
of lut weelr:'s session, Senate
had evolved to this polnL
Last nJglK, HJrscb planned to
prenent the ftndtngs of bln com
mlaee to S."'ttate. He planned to
recommend duu ASLC DDt uke up
the tunctJon of mald.og coodnc:l
J~latlon, u rbe admln1stnt1o0
bad already suiUd dlia JOb ttome
ume ago. Hlrscb believed that
to do ao again .vou1d only be
repetluous.
Hlr.scb re!caed to a "conduct
clause," found ln both the l>Ul
dent handbook o.nd die caUilogue,
whicb 6tate& tlut GUCh policy ls
detennlncd by .soJCSem gove.-nment
and tbe ndm1nlstrat1on llnd en
forced by the judiciary Board.
lfe recomended tl14t an additional
clause be ntlded to thla statement
which •.wuld say, In ct!l::ct, that
the effective opct11t1on of this
system depends upon the 1ntegTity
or the lndivtduaJ ttudent.
With dun done, Hirsch beiJ.cr~e.S,
Senate could wash lts :hands of the
matttt and leave the decision of
just how tO plnlsh tttnd,.ts wbo
p!rjUrCCS themselves In the bands
of the judidaJ system-always
ma1ntaialng the rigbt to legislate
U the Boord abused lts freedom.
( 1111' 111'1
Satire Or)ens
In Fir Acres
A :saUrical cme-IIC't comedy by
Cbrhitopber Fry, ''A Pboen1x Too
Frequent," will open at 8:00 to
nJghl: on the stage of Fir Ac:re.s
tbcatl!'r. 1D acldttion to thla open
log pcrfonnance of Nov. 6,
" Phocnlx" wlll be prc:.ented at the
same dme on Nov. 7 and 13.
The story is based on a tale
by Petrontus 1n wblcb an Ephes
ian widow decides to dle In her
bu!llwld' 8 to::nb with her waiting
maid. Tbe ploc unColds as she
decides to Uve. after meeting a
young soldier just returning from
his toUT oC guard dury.
"PboenU" is a siwadon
comedy, acccn:iing to director
Leon Plb!. lr. evolves around the
maid, OotD, who doesn't want to
cUe and doesn't qulte krunr ..mat
to mate of ber experience.
TOO cast of three lndudes
ChrJs Shaffer, Ooto; Melba jobn
&On, Dynameme and Bill Watson,
Tegeus-Cbramts.
A "del18btful addition" hasbea!
mode to the presentaiian, ~
cording to dtrccr.or Plll:e.
ln a prelude ro the play, three
sllldents from the musk de~
ment. Betty Boyer, vtoUn: Dtana
Harabutte. vt.a11D and Martba
~cb.~Uo~U~~ta~
t1on of alr.s ad dances by Cbede
vtlle. Gibbons, Ha)'dn. P1la:i &Dd
Telem1JD1
Each lDstrument 'Will.teprescuc
a c:barac1er as lt auempts to
dupllca~ iiDd Kce!lt die acdoa of
the play.
In addfdcm, 9:epbante Sdw 1 a
will perform an intclpterache
dancz to ·1'be Jealous aae·· by
Cbr:devWe. Sbe will aetae•ac
Doto and Dynameme as She lA
ter: Pi ets the mood of the chanc
tr.rs.
Tbe play wUl rate pl•ce oa ooe
set 8Dd wW be dcme oa a dlrast
~ In Kml-areJI& style.
Tlclrd.s run $. 75 for LC seu
twm. $1 for ocber sod !IW aad
$1.50 for actuJn ad may be pur
ctw.-s ac me Plr Acres boa
oft1ce. •
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Etlilorial
A11 ()Jlell Letter
In nn institution of higher learning
where stated alms include "enabllng
students to ncquire lho . . • tools
needccl for efficient decision making"
nnd one whloh domancla a faculty
''nlert to the dynamic world about
them und cngur to share with stu
dents lhelr Lnsight" ... tt seems u
orlme nnd lnsult to attempt to direct
tho thoughts and actions of ils com
ponents. well thought out and, perhaps, in
formative, but other recommendations
slipped to the brink of absurdity ...
'<because he is a Trustee of the Col
loge and a good personal friend
(Howard Bel ton) I, I . . . r 'hope that
you will support his re-election for
State Treasurer regardless of your
pu rty affi llatton • . . •'
An Insult, if not hypocritical to the
very ideals set forth by the college,
and yet. ln a memorandum sent to
nll :faculty nnd staff through the cam
pus mail Nov. 2, President John H.
Howard attempted to do just thnt. Tyrannical union bosses and com
pany presidents use this technique
to further their own interests-but
In nn lnsUtutlon of higher learn-
1 ng founded on reasoning, 1t seems
crtmtnal.
'J'he letter uegu.n "knowing ns I do
thnt Faculty and Staff Jtkc to be told
whut to thlnk and how to net. par
ticularly by their •atlministrntlvc'
colleagues , 1 thought I'd volunteer n
fow comments ubout the coming elec
t ion'· . . . The su rcusm just didn't
1..10m off. But the election is over, who cares.
Maybe to make the next election
u Uttlo more interesting the college
could just issue a special budget to
the Muslc, Education, Plzysical Edu
cnlion, Geography (SAGA Food Serv
ice, too) and Speech Arts depart
ments, allowing them to publish their
own little memorandum to "all facul
ty tmd staff" on their views . . .
At times the reusoning llehind som~
of the prcsldent 's suggestions seemed Don •t you know Barry can play the
tuba better than Lyndon ...
Serta.tor Hll .lnpll ~rey Takes Time Out
Fo1· B11.ll Sessio11 W7itl1 LC Strulent
(Conunued fn~m Page 1)
shirt. and seemed almost wuware
that he wu to appear before hve
tclcr.'IL'11on cameras tn an hour.
C\::c Slonally we were dlsturbo:f
by the phone 111 the hall and
a mu.llleJ \OJcc ~NhJch would an-
nounce that s~and-so was c.alhng
fr{lm the \\hHe House, or Mumt,
o.r 113wal1 or aome other CJ!.OCie
place. Jwn ns It ~~mt-'i tlmr
to len .. ·c, there wafl a knock on
lhe door, anti tho makt'-up men
OIT1Ved 'IO pf'C1»re thl" Senator
lar his ap~ranceo Ill thl" Cwlc
Audltonum. \\hUe t11e}· appUed
rnalc-up, I Un111hed my C:CIIIVt·r~
tlon \1; lth Ute Senator. and th~
left so he could put the flnlshlfl&
toueb~ on hts speech. lut-minute duties. Tho Secret
Service men opent'd the doors of
the •utte and formed an e.con
to the door.
Senator llurnpllrey came: out
I rom hl& room drc.tsed more
lormallv tltls time in a blue
grey ~ull , hill notes N:$Ung ln
hb right haoo. "Came along,''
he aald. "I guesa we wUl have
fO lake )'OU With Us." lie mn-
nl'ld• and then becam~ serious ns
h~ mcnt11lly rcvle!we.l his tpen. h.
Onct· more we enteretl the e-1~
vator nnJ agnln the rocordf'd
voice welcomal us and told us
to step to the re..r of the car.
l.f•tl f•r~ Then we orrlved at the boaom
noor and moved 1nto the lObby.
The man who had gtven me the
searching look an hour earller
broke Into a smile, and 1 grtn.oed
and waved after btm. 1 had
finished my interview with the
cheerful Senator from Minnesota
ond now, as we walked acroi!J the
lobby, I once more felt out of
plnce. Something had cban~ed:
1 was now in che presence ol
the vlctt-presldentlal candidate .
The Spe«b that followed seemed
not hnU so enjoyable as 'liY own
private "bull-sessi on" 'lad b~n
upsta1r:.,
KlMell took me across dlc hall
and lnto the ll\·tng room of the
sulto wberc I .,.., tmreducN to
che \\bue House and Democratic Reader Identifies 'Monster ..
lde3 ti'Q\ ding "lth the candi
date,
"Mike c:cruunly gave 11 wordt'r
ful speteh this afternoon ," one al
them sald. "He is becoming a
harU-hlttlng camp;Jtgner," sa ld
anOUicr who soemed engrosso.f 1n
a map on l.he coc.ktall table, Mv • curl Oil It)', building up to a feY~r
plteh. waa calmed b)' a llltni tnan
who tumid from the "-1ndow to
N)'• ''MinsUt!ld Is really quit1t
I CUY·"
And ao lho pre-spet'Ch scotch
and sO!h com·eraaUon conunued
to be lnrern~pud by another aid~
•bo annou.oeed that the Senator
bad onl)' 15 ml~tes untll bls
•peech. Everyone scun1a1 wlth To the Editor and all manklnd.:
Sol J lk."'e by your Oct. 23
Issue that your reDders are ter
rified by mysterious monster:.
lurlc1n& ln tbc shadows o! the
Clll1lpus. Fools! They think: the)·
can escape Jts unrestrained po~rl
ln my years of study with tbe
Mad Professor of TrllnsylvanJa
1 have become 'Nell aware of the
potency of thls venomous beut.
It ls the tlavc-a sllmy creature
born trom a viper's blood
thousands or years ago.
1'bo Have may plAy with our
wtlls, our reason, our fortunes
a& a child with clayl just lAcely
he has found lt extremely aadsty.
tng to bara .. the belpless mlnclt
or collet\' students.
It Is by the tnnamutodonal con-
Oft'klal pUbUeadoo of tile Aa~ated S(Udenta of Lewts and ClArk
CoUq.. PubUabed w.Hly du11DJ tU ~bool year. Suhscript.lon
rae.: $2 per year. Elllued •• •-=ood clua maner at u.s.
Put otnee. Pon.l&Dd. 01'11100-
Grt<l ToliDd • • • • • • • ••••••••••••••••• SdSIDr-lD-Cblel
Dave Watei'Wry • • • • •••••••••••••••• MINISQI 6dUI)r
Dav. Loew, Bnna Cooper . • • • ••.•.•••••• EdUortal Sta.ft
Jim Be~ •....•..•...•....•.. ,. .• B~lD ... M&aapr
Ralpb 0!p)lettt. Tooy Peri:iDa • • • • ••••••• Bu•toe•• Stall
A• Dryland, Judy Porter, Rollen PbUUpe, Bob McKee
CoriiiM Ab ; ,trotb. Ric Monu, Kay BroWD. Brtao Mount
Pl"lllk PlllDw, Gatllmu, D•lDII Cbeoowecta. SaUyanu Mel
Cb~ Florea, Georp Coley ud Jtm Wblte ••••••• •••• Stalf
JobD Mootry, Roo ""'-Cyrua Block •••.••••••• Pbo~D&raP"re
M rw. Gay JMk:ln• .................. _ ••••••••• Actvl.Mr I trot of the tbve that you may
llnd yourseU h.1.ving either pre
pared the wt'Ong material for a
test, or $udden1y In the grips of
a ma.llclous mental block. lt Is
through the pldless powers of the
Have that you shall sometimes
oversleep for an lmportant class.
And yes. yet-It was the Have
that foreed you to ftlch those
alluring ash trays from tbe Bro.ss
Pot, for he wu tn your very
midst; there Is only one Have,
and while be Is present, how can
you be Have?
Let this, then, be a ft.n.a1 warn
ing to pr-ofessors and offtciaJs
allR: It Is seldom acrually the
students' fault or folly for any
misconduct or misdemeanor
c:ondemu the evU Have, not
them. Certainly condemn the evil
Have, DOt me . • •
Sl.Deerely youn,
Brian D. Molmt, j. D., B.S.
Cla11 of '68
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PH'ONE 244=2312
Della Schmidt
7214 S. W. VIrginia Ave.
Portland. Ore. November
OFF 'THE HILL'
By Oennls Chenoweth
''Do you reeUze that 62 per cent of all the girls on this ca
don't go out on datesT'
"No 1 didn't know that. Where do you get your lnt<onnat:lOII
"Oh: some girl went through the dorm on a Friday night duri
Cl.nals week and checked oil the rooms; 62 pe.r cent r1 the girls
In their rooms studying , ard that means they do~'t go out.
only 38 per cent d the girls here get dates."
"1 see. 1 auese that all makes sense. WeU, 11 you don't go
what do you do?"
"Mostly just mrd around and ldck the phone desk ot the 1V
Most of the girls wouldn't go out with the guys here anyway..they' ... .. so, oh you know-woumpy.
"I'll bet there's a poll that shows that approximately 53 per
ol all the boys on tht. campus are whlmpy-hubT'
"I don't know, probably."
"Really It's a problem ol shyness then-the boys don't take
to know you and you don't talte time to know chem. You o.1J just
around and compare polls ard surveys and complain ."
"Well, maybe so."
"SoU you realize this, what's still bothering your·
"How come the freshman girls always bave datesT'
"I don't know-maybe they're more wlU.lng to ••• no, maybe
just want to get
"011 the Hill:'
At the Cinema •••
"MGA '• Big Parade of Comedy" • • • the MGM arch.lves
the bounty of laughter of two decades, beg1nn.lng with the mid-20's ..
such stars as W. C. Fields, the Marx Brothers, Clark Cable and
others ••• taJce o look at the scenes that made your parents lou!dl •
companion comedy, "AU at Sea" with Sir Alec Guiness •••
the A Jaddln.
"The Servant" ••• at the Off Broa.dway .
On the Stage •••
Beyond the Fringe ••• Britain's group of master satirists mvw
the u. s .... sort of Uke the Beatles, but bener (that's a value
ment, ( know) • • • Nov. 11 through 14 ••• Public Auditorium.
Por those on a Umlted bud&et •••
At Reed • . . Friday, "Tbe Crazy Ray" and other early r:-
IUms • • • S3turday, "The Seventh Seal" (Von Sydow) ••• at
and 9 both nights.
In Evans ••• "Panther Panchall," by the lnd.l.an (that's from
country d l.nd.la-don't make C. Columbus' mistake) preducer
Ray • • • a poet.lc and compasslollllte story of a Brahman fa
.:attempt to survive in their world ••• Sunday at 7.
Multnomah County Library fUm series .•• French majors
heed ••• Prance ls the country to be Visited on Nov. 12 at 7:15.
such Utlea os : "Springtime tn Paris," "Normandy,'' "AU
Brittany" (isn't tt amazing-you can learn all there Is to know
Brittany in JUSt one Wm) and "Alsace."
In concert •••
Hungarian String Quartet • • • pan of che local chamber mUll:
series • • • selections from Haydn. Xodaly and Beethoven •••
the PSC auditorium 8:30 Nov. 9,
Portland Symphonic Chotr • • • the 12~v otoe choral group
ItS {I rat concen on Nov. 7 at 8:30 ••• aelecdons from cot1ternpc1n
American operas.
On the stage •••
Flr Aere3 Theater ••• first presentadoo of the year ••• "A Pbc.
n.1x Too Frequent."
Portland Civic Theate.t-Blue Room ••• "Girls In 509" •••
political comedy.
Actors Ring Theater ••• "Childreo' s Hour" ••• at the Park
land Hotel.
At the pllery •.•
Prank 6..1Uoa • • • wW be discussing hls works that are now appllll
lng ln the Freshman DonnJtory Nov. U at 3:30 Jn Tamarack •••
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As F4:tmishe<l Frien(l Dies a "artyr
by Petty
A friend d. mine recently shaved rbe night beo-alter rbe ln.ltl&l sboclc, pointing to choice number
!ore he went ro bed and crawled into bed tully one. The exhAusted-lookil'lg girl bebtnd the cOWJtoo
clorbed. His alarm went off at 5:30 ln the mo~ er shl.tted her we!gbt to another foot, raallllg her
lng. He bounded out of bed as fut as he could concealed chains and manacles . She didn't say a
and ron toward Templeton . By the ume be gat word: her tongue had been cut out.
there, the brealcfast llne was out the back door, At thll momenr Pall Flahbreath , me Soggy
down the steps, around Palatine Manor two times, manager , walked behlnd the girl•. ''1 sayl" my
down put the Reflection Pool to the flagpole , fnend called to him. "What 11 th1.s pUe of ... • 7'
where It met the end ot rbe from door breal· "Oh-t.hat's Saltpeter OeUgbt."
fast Une. He groaned, but bavtng bad no meals "Are yoo sertous?" asked my frtem.
for three days, he clenched his teeth and vowed "Cezuln.ly ." answered Pall PJ.Mbrearb . "We
to laSt out thJs H.en:u.lean cask. have to work wtth the admJn111ttat1on , and this t.
At last, suffertng from lrostbue and hAving pan ot du:ir l1e\li MoraUt)' Program."
developed a small cold thr-ough to the final stage My friend grtmaced. "And thla7 Wh.t 11
oC tuberculosis , he made tt lnto the Commons- thlsr' be .. ked, po1nung to the stacked slabl.
ln time for IW\Ch. However , Just as be was ready "1ltat's a borseburger.''
to hand bts limp and unpunched meal tidtet to the "Yoo mean t.lult' s honemeat 7'
girl at rbe door, 257 rampapng students broke "Assuredly ," replied Pall Pl.Sh.breath , "but nat
In front of him wtth spedal permJsston . They Just onhnary horsemeat . It's dignU8ry honsemeat .
were ol rbat unfortunate and stalVing breed who lt came from Pond--r, who won rbe Kentucky Derby
hadn't waited OUt the brealcfast Une and now bad In 1949.''
three and a half mJ,.,.teS between classes 111 whlcb My friend p1eked up hls slab of Porxier, a porne>
to eat lunch. My friend was too weak to protest graphic dt-ssert and an unmendonably filthy knife
and so he waited patiently . (whlc:h was the only elting uten.sU left). He umJed
Finally, after the 257tb student began to take toward the dining room entrance and ran head on
htll tray, my friend heaved a sil{h of rellel and into a quadl"\\ple phalanx at sophomore glrls, all
started to crOS5 the threshold toward the lunch of whom were squealing exc:Uedly ln each other's
line. At that moment, a lean and hungry fresh- cars, havmg nat seen each other since e1gJlt o'clock
man, SMrUng and foemtng at the mouth, tried that morning . My frtend by now was so exhawrted
to bite hJs way to the front of the line. SeveD- t.hat he would never have gotten through by him-
u.oen spcciallzcd v.orlr.ers of th.: Soggy Foocl Serv- self. However , the army welllng up behind hlm
Ice cornered him, caged him, and sent him all to tlnall) acecded that .111 front of blm, and be was
the Humane Society to be put out: of his misery. popped like an ignominious cork into the center
My friend'• m15ertes were only begun, however . oC the Corrunons.
Mr. 257 had taken rbe laSt tray and the last glass. A1ter flve minutes he regaln.ed his sell
Thls time, though, my friend had only to wait composure . He was now !aced wirb the ultimate
15 minutes. Ne-vertbeless , he was t..nsured o1 a p:aradax-bow to hnd a seat. 11WI challenge 'W'U
sterilized troy and glass: the) were so bat he not beyond my friend. He surveyed the sltu3tlon
could scarcely pick rbem up. Despite my friend's shrewdly . At one end at rbe Commons people
hunger, he Ignored the 57 Varlenes of Soggy were scrcurung , shAving cream wu be:lng obsc~
jell-o as be moved down the Une. After taklng ly spurted in all direc:ttons , llS a kangaroo court
two steps he fully realized that just because be was tn progress . At rbe other end of ~emple
was close he wouldn't necessarily get anything to ton a vast gr-oup at soctall~responslble young men
eat: standing three dt>ep l1long rbe waU was the v.us pulling c:tuurs and uables from undE-r languid
vanguard ol the ··seconds Une.'' nus line, ac-diners and erectJng the edllice for the newest
cording to rbe rum<tr at that ume. ended some-- sp_ec~cular dance. ln the ceruer ol rbe Comm0115
where in a toUet Stall In rbe men's room of Evans. was some macabre creature named Hearse who
Tbeae people were the Nietzschean supermen who kept raspmg Incomprehensible wltticl.srns about the
had survived the ''Clrsts Une.'' prtmartly 250- next dance aver Templeton's irlfl.nJte number at
pound football tacltles and unethicul chemistry rna-loudspeakers .
jors carrying batteries of hypodermic needles coD- My lrfend spied a seat and cleaverly out-
raining a myrlad ot exotlc polsons. maneuvered a dazen other people In securing it.
My Jriend was by now nat Wtfarnll1ar with the He loond hlmseU at a table with five besulted
laws ol survival . He broke d:f rbe top o1 his gentlell\en who sprang to aaent.ion Ulte Cfve gre>
glass and slashed his way rbrougJl the ''seconds tesque jacks-in-the-box ,evU)tJme a recognluble
Une.'' He realized immediately after this that girl passes within 70 feet ot them. H011rever , fie
b1s murd ring was completely In vain, for be1ore managed to tgnore the brethern, aiid despite •
him, dlsplaytd 1n all lts cafeterian splendor , were violent a1ld consistent urge to vonut, be lon:ed
two meal Choices. The first wu a maggoty 11UJ(· down hts parody ot a meal.
ture embalmed In a pastry nondescript venom, By nov.• he felt an• overpowering lncUnatioo to
flecked with little pieces o! green, blue and )el-leave thlS heU1Sb nightmare . He •tsed baste~
low sewage. The second choice was a slab CJf lng tecllniques to figJlt his wa)' to rbe conveyer
dried-out meat on a slab ol dried-out bread on bell. The scene here, bowe'o"cr , almost made hlm
a .slab of considerably more edible crockery plare. turn tall and run. Prom huge lubs emanated bo!"-
.. What 1s tJus Rile o1 crap7' asked my rnend rihle battle sounds rram SPARTACUS , as hundreds
or people dumped ln t~
of forks, fiPOOIIS and knives.
The \'I ttl t 110111 ~111 B~.ttlli Rt sing to w1thin t'M) feet of the
cctllng or ere Commons was a
mound of napldns on which rwo
members of Toadsy ~ ..-.c-
Portlancl. ()r·t·uun
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• Bllrhu r &1uler-ard Bratwh
• Hilhulale 8rt11lt'h
• Jlult11otlltlh Brutwll
Member, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation .. dcing siding. Everywhere , wslk
lng and running students were
bouncing off each other like
atoms In some nuclear reaction.
A full-scale freshmau-sopbomo s e
feudal war was progressi~~g be
hind h.tge barricades of ~rays ••••
My fr:lend WDS found dead by
his own tpnd Tuesday JtJOt nlng,
hanging from the highest ra1b!r
1n the Com.-nons, with a saing
of soggy spagbeai noosed about
his neck.
Author Burden
Reads Poetn· •
Poet jean Burden. antbor of
"Nabd as tbe Glass" m1
poetry editor of YANKEE , will
read from bet' WtC"k at 3:30p.m.
Nov. 10 1n Tamarack Lotq,.
Sbe ls being $POD** ed by chi!
EngLlsb l)qwlltii'Dt • •
•
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•
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Bfl.t\kf>lb(J II Wildcat-S Drolvn .. "'ion·er ."ihutout
Team ( :hamps Ocfell(l (~rown LC Title Hopes LC Defense Sparks to UO Wi
by Jtm White
Oukctboll tJ JllSl ar~md tbo
corner. The hr I Orttanizcd pra'
LICC for the hoope_Ni began Monda)'
01 Cllllcb Deon Scmpen prepared
to ddf'ntl tho charnptonthip5 won
by IUt 'Cll'''B ball club. The
l'lon n aro tho ddendtns cha~
p.ton:J lor lour clamplonsl\tp!:
NAJfo. tip-Ott l'ourney. Clllc:o ID
vllallonal l'«aU 'Il~'}', Nort.bv.est
Cordert-.nco and DlJtrtct 2 NAlA
chomploruJ.
Sempen faces tho prciblcm ot
ddenJing these clulmptonshlps
'lltilhout tho twe>-Ume L.utle All
American Jim Bwlln. Bouun.
'Voho set numc1"0US L.e\\l:sandCiark
confcrcQCC record , ls now at the
Unlventlt) ol Southern CaiUomw .
where ho u1 teaching as ~ell as
'lltOrLuu: on his m.uter'a degree. Semren has four of his llve
stanerB returning lrom Jut
y«1r's tetm whtc:h tnciUI.le-Paul
Bishop. A I l...e=.ltc:. Ron HU2en
and J 1m Ptppln olons· With BUI
Hae•len arid Curt Mat·~.u!l who saw
constdrrublo actton. Pippin wUt
be lost to the 1e2m untll otter
f lrlt term b«.au!l~ of schola6-
t1e ln.:ltg 1blllty, and Ron Hergert
may be hampert.'CI becaUJe oJ a
leg lnjul") au•tlllned In a lootbJIJ
game.
New lace.o; to be seen this year
In tbc round-bill came will be
translers Dan Acher, jim Kttchen
arw.1 jack lle:u.l. Sempen has
numerous outs~ndlng htgh s~:bool
prospects whtch Include jack
Servc:n, Larrr V<Mell, Rob Her
rick, John Sruder. \\ayne KelU
cutt and Dec Wolfe.
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11J S.W. •~~•••• IC....r ._, •W•l CA l-Stl7 ThD Lewis and Clark Pioneers
v.t'~ hnnded tbclr Ur-n de!eat
In 18 gam.·1 Last Saturdlly. Lln
fl~ld, ae the result of the 20-
13 victory, now has the inside
track lor the NWC championship
wttb only PacUlc In the way.
The loss put the Pioneers In
third place behind Unfteld and
PecUlc. with Padflc taking 1 los:J
tO the College of Idaho II tht:
Coyote~. so choose becau .c: of two
lneUgiblt' players.
The Pioneer defen~ was able
to r:top two Unfleld drives inside
tho U: 30-yard Une. but "oWre un
abl~ to stop the pint-slze Roy,er
lshlzu on " S.C-yard pas!l pby.
lshlzu took , paas from quarter
back Bill Mickle and retained hill
balllnce after two Pioneer" took
shots at him and ~cr1.mbled the
dlstanc~ tor the opening 7-0
margin.
K~n Byers WG!I later collcd upon
to ldclc 1 25-yard field goal and
he responded to the task at hand
to give the Pioneer$ three blg
points.
With one St:cond remoJnlng in
the half, Ken Byers booted the
longcbl O~ld goo.J of h.ts career,
37 yard~ , a !I the time explrcd •
The Ptoneer :3 bad to settle for
a 7-6 halftime deftclt.
On the Un6eld 2-ynrd Une,
Schult% called the option-play 1lnd
carrh:d the pigsldn ln for the go
ahead tnlly ns Byers added the
PAT Cor what looked to be the
winning margin, 13-7, with only
six minutes remaining 1n the sec
oDd h.Uf.
BUl Mickle punched the baU
In from the one for Un8eld atter
Smith carried 57 yards on four
play to the Pioneer 1. johnny
u-e con.,.cra!d nnd WUdcats ~re
ahr•ad to :•tay. 14-13.
Un.6old added on insurance
tully In the wnnnlng moments, as
Leroy Pa.1ls cnpimllzed on a
Plnoeer tumble !or tho! wtnn.tng
21-13 margin.
L.ewh and Clark races Pnc18c
tomorrow at 8 p.m. In Forest
Grove.
SOC Harriers
CafJture First
Pioneer dlstance star Cbr1 s
~Uller sped to 1\ls 11th consecu
tive win and another course
record-bu t Jt W:lSJ\'t enough to
stop Southern ().regan's po~ful
Red Rald!r .. last Fr:fday afternoon
at the U. of Portlond cross
country Invitational.
SOC pla~ four men In the top
10 flnishcn; to ran away with the
meet. Bolstered by new fresh
man runner-;, the Ralder5 9bowed
tremendous strength and look to
be a >trong contender Cor NAlA
Dlstrlct 2 honors unless the
Pioneers can lmprove greatly.
Miller was clocked speeding
O\'er UP's S.l-m.Ue courb'e nt
20:3b.2, setting a record. Mlller
led the entire race with Norm
Oyler of sex: trnl11ng behind at
27:33.
~ Pioneer runners contri
buting to LC'' :9Ccond place finish
~ = Farley BueU (6th), Ross
Mouer (1 Ub), Tom MaS!Uson
(16th) and Ralph LoQiden {26th).
Da\'C SbUJing (30th) and Gary
Peart (44th) comp~ the varsity
scoring. Over 00 T\lllDer S com
peted With eigbl schools ~pre
sented.
~ LC barriers lett today at
noon Cor: Walla W&lla, Washington ,
to compete 1n tbe Nonbv.est Con
r~ Championships be!ng held
tomorrow afte.ruoon at Whl.anan
College. The meet promises r.o
be a dogftgbt again this year be.
n.cen defending NWC Champion,
WIUAmear and Wb1anan-w1tb LC
the dark borse. l..ut )'ear. four
points sepua~ these top tht ee
to make It a ftve-team scramble. Fan"' It Griswold stadium wit
~s!lt!d thelr fir'lt double-header
'JOCCOr game of the 196<1-65 SCB
.on, with LC taldng on Oregon
State University In what proved
to be two exclUng gnmes.
The fir'ft game started at lO
o.m. and snw our second team
lo•~e to Orcgon'r. <>econd team by
n 3-0 margin. The ~econd team,
coMhtlng mainly of freshmen and
.;ophomore:., played n real bard
game, occordJnY to Collch Joe
Broclcenboroueh, but JUst didn't
g~t the break...
The vD.r•ity game, which
started ot 2 p.m., rurned out to
be 0 hard-fought 90 mlnute!O or
action. The Pioneers :eemed to
dominate o!Cen.sively os they had
many scoring opportunitie s, but
failed to scon on several strong
drive~. One .Jbot hit the in$lde
of the goal post and then
bounced bock onto the playing
field.
The blV brenk for LC come mid
way through thr' second bali when
Emmon Obl stRrtcd n rush on the
r lght wing. He drew the O&J goalle out or position,
passed the ball to E mm111n111
Aytnde, who booted the ball
the unprotected goal, givlny
a l-0 edge.
Commenting on osu·s
Coach Broclcenborough said, •
applied a steady pressure on
Pioneer booters for the last • minutes of the game, but ~
unable to penetrate our Cle~l·n3f.
Along with the outstandin g ~al.
tending of captain Jack Pnrr.
entire defense played a d ·ter
m.1ned game which
largely to our flrst shutout
two years." Broclcenborou gh ab.l
was pleased with the entllu lila~:tl:
crowd whicb turned out to waw
Sarurday' s acdon.
Coach Broclcenhorough
wished to expx ess his and
team's thanks to the PrlndP'lJ
Collins-VIew School, Mr.
Cannon, for n.llowing the
team to pracdce on the school'!
lO'Ounds.
Schedule;
Nov. 7-LC at U of P
Nov. 1-4-U of Oregon at LC
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LEWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE- Established 1867 Committee Ofjefs 1~iew
On PerjuryluPriibletrP
XXIU Portl&Dd, Oregon, Prtday, November 6, 1964 No. 7 One of the key subjects
udieiar·y Board Opens First Session
itl1 Review of Suspe11sioJ1 (Jases scheduled for lllSl nlght'D Senate
meeting concc1 ned the legl!lladon
of punishment tor perjury chArges
In the judJctary system.
'Tbe resolution was first
brought up at the Oct. 20 Senate
meeting, but qwckly thrown into
eommim:e by A.SLC president
l\like Kohlhoff due to lack of ln.
!OI med di scusslon. S e nato r
Charles Hirsch was appointed
cba.lrman of the comm1ttee
(onned to look Into tbc matter and
present Its find.lngs. judiciary Board inaugurated
first ot1lc1nl session with ~ome
JJO~ner housecleaning lostThurs
nlght.
Tbe Board'" first case con
"-...! .1n oppeaJ Cor re-admlttnnce
tbe wtntt!r term, filed by a
bJdcnt charged with dnmlceo and
sorderl) conduct resulting ln
ro ~hoo l property.
; 1n a S-O deddion tbe Board de
that the student could be
.D:s Watch
·oils Nov. 3
Election Day 1964 cUmaxed
acdvttle of LC's Yo~mg
Club tO dote r.hls year.
vo· ;pent mo.ny bour!i work
for their party and lt.\J can-
I Last Tuesday the YO's assumed
task of poll watching 1n
ackiUII.":IS County. This Job ln
c...u..Lng all or the reg
c:en!d Democrats ln tbe county
N!mind1ng them to get out and
Prior to Thesday. tbe vo· s
lSSI!~d out sample ballots to all
reg1stered Democrnts ln
laclaama! County.
I Boss Sc.nouten is president of
YD's while Us Speros ls
and Phil Lacy fs re-adm1aed provided he agzec to
stay of! the premises when In
toxicated. This decision more or
less estabUshed a precedent ac
cording to juror David Stumpf.
ln the past, school policy smted
that drinking on campus would not
be tolerated. ln this case, tbc
Board tied disorderly conduCt with
drunkeness llnd added a · • no 1n
toldcation on campus·· clause.
Thls action was directed to
Loree the StUdent-not the scbool
to accept more respon~llty Cor
his actionro.
ln the second case the Bon.rd
reviewed nn opperu by a student
suspended for cU•;orderly conduct
and damage to personal property.
The original sentence provided
!or one year suspension. An
appeal was made last june, how
ever. and the sentence war re
duced to twO terms. ln Thurs...
day's second appeal the Board
decided to lurl:ber reduce (3-2
decision) tbe suspension to one
term-provtded proof was shown
th.:lt all damages were p:Ud and
that the student agreed ro be
placed on social probation.
The board's declsioo to revaew
the case presented a unique sit
uation. Earlier, the Board's by
laws were passed by the ASLC
Senate-and one of the stipulations
was that notice of appeal had tO
be Wed within t'NO dnys after a
n1al. Tb.:: Board decided that
since the appeal was Wed before
ophomores Prove Accurate
n Predicting '64 President
by Dennis Chenoweth
LC's sopbomore class proved to
a fairly accunte barometer 1n
the 1964 Presfdentfal
In a pre-elecdon poU,
sophomores gave the jobruJon
t:tcket 65 per cent of
r vote. Actual national vot
pve LBJ-HH 62 per cent
~ tout popular vote.
Tbe votlog trends on campus
Bttlletitls
I Tbe coavocatlon today fea
M .. tcolm Muggertdge, for
edJtor or .. Punc.h" and ln
etn&tiC)Il ally-acclaimed bumor-
18 selleduled at 10:30
Bvans.
Clu~ wtll be clismlased at
Registrar's Office
to inform all seniors
Wtsh to graduate Ul june,
965, that senior quautymg e.x
ms are scheduled for Nov. 11
3:30 p.m. 1n Bodlne, Room
U you have not taken the
already, the Reglstnr
ts you do so immedi-
as your (lnal nine
1:-aut ... _ of sentor restdt'ncy
not beg1n uatll this is cared
Roben McCurdy, Voyageur
ponn.it pbotognpber,
be 1n the Voyageur offtce.
#-l.,l_ the nexr: two Fridays to
Senior proofs. Seniors
had portraitS ta.lteo and
oor yet examined proofs
place their orders now. weren't too representative of the
national picture. Thepredomlnant
left-IIVtng LC total favored Job.n
son by a three-to-One margin,
while 1t waa a three-to-two na
tional margln that will retum him
to office.
On me LC campus, -49 per cent
of tbe stUdents wtao classlhed
themselves as Repul>Ucans bolted
from tbetr party In favor of John
son. It was tb.ls 5Wttchlng of
parties that handed Barry Gold
water tbe worst national defeat,
next to AU Landon's loss to PDR.
Flying Saucers
Lea.ve Campus
Flying swcers were reponed
on campus Oct. 23 durtng Home
comillg ce1emonles, but the
alarm spread several days too
late.
ln aU, etgbt SS -cent saucers
vanished from the Brass Pot.
tbJs year's Bollemlan-Oavored
Homecoming court. althougb dlis
disappearance was the least of
the organizing. comrntnee's wor
rtes.
Also purloined were four af
the decorative caocile lamps,
eacb valued at $10.50, and
somehow-five tablecloths prtced
totally at $22.50.
With the additional appropru
tfon of some SO ash n-ays, total
tablewa~ Joss comes to over
100 pteces or, rougbly, an av
el2ge of ooe peece for "ery stx
guests-and .$88.70 out of any
ASLC profits to 1epay Abbey
Rents, Inc •• for the stoleo goods. the by-laws ~l'(! 1pprovcd that
the case should be b.:l.rd.
Last night, with no complaJncs
brou&}n before the Board, the
Jury met in open discur;sion wtth
aU intercswd persons as stated
in the by-laws.
The Judiciary Board meets
at 7 p.m. every Thursday eve
ning 1n Palatine Manor. Hear
Ings are open w the pubUc. According to Kohlhoff, thcprob
lem Is 1nitiaUy this: o punish
ment for per jury 1n the presence
at tbe Judiciary Board wu in
cluded 1n the Board's by-laws
Talk With 'Top Marl' Means
Close Encottrtlers With Agen-Ls
by Charles Breck
A Siren pierced lhe 1nr and
then faded into the evening tag.
Th~ waitress stallJlng beside me
leaned over and said that he must
have arraved. I nodded In re
ply and reached for my caCfee
cup, to dra1n Its contents and then
got up from my booth to leo~ve.
The nJgtat was cool and spark.Jed
wlth the mulUcolored $1gll5 which
always seem to have an eXtn
g.l.amor on Friday even111gs. l
began to walk up tlae street to
the Hllton Hotel. Prom twoblocks
away I could already see the
cr011.'ds mllllng In lhe street walt
log for him to come out. Pollee
men and ncwsp:apennen traded
c~.ga rettes and corwersauon 1uad
the '"' o Trail ways busses w1t.h
yawning doors 6tood walling for
them to an·tve.
Inside tbe hOlel 1 waUted over
to the elevcator . A man across the
room gbnced my way and tn that
brief moment I felt myseU tom
apan, se~~rched and reassembled
b)' hiS glare. I pausaJ before
the elevr.tor door and the nun
began to shuttle across the 1•
by ln my direction. The doors
slid sUently open and Ulen closed
behiJ¥1 me. The recorded vo1ce
from aowbere murmured welcome
and an a moment 1 stood on the
22nd floor. Blocklng my path
were three Mulmomab County
sherilts ~~;bo nsked why I had
come.
"1 came to see him;· I said,
my volce betraytng my ~rvous
ness.
They told me 10 wall, and seru.
for his aide. The paper 1 held
tn my hands rattled 1n anticipa
tion. The alde appeared from
around o corner 1100 antrod•Iced himself as BUI KaMcll. 1 toW
him the reason 1 was there; he
smlled and then excused him
sell. Two rrunutes passed, then
three, aud r beg;ln to thtnk that
perbap.s I should not have been
so daring, especially thts ever.
IJ:Ig. Then Mr. Kirmell once more
appeared lrom arwnd the comer.
.. The Senator wUJ see you now,
Mr. Breck. Won't you please
follow me."
I toUor.ed Mr. Kinnell dO'lin the
tall to the PresidfiUi!ll Sutt:e pas.
sl.Qg l'No Olher securuy men as
we neared the walnut doors. They
swung open U\lo o plush rece~
t1on room. The golden caJllf't
cushtoned my 6tepS. The golden
fleul'-d,_Us embossed on the
wallpaper reClec:ted the unU1ng
crystal 01 the chandeliers.
"Sen:nor Humphrey," the aide
e~atd , "tbts is Mr. Bred.''
And lhal Is how It began last
Friday. For three years 1 had
correspondtld wlth the Senator
from Minnesota, first as on ove:l'
seas studt"nt wtth t.he Lewis atxi
Clark program to Mexlco, and
then tbrougb the completion of my
thesis on Mextcan fareign policy.
Now I had come to presem him
witb a copy d my p;:aper.
"Come on utto my room. HO"A
nave you been?''
His quesuon$ pullC1uated each
step 1 took. 1 sank into the foam
sob and began by tlaanklng him
for his uslstance in obcalnlng
the anterv~s 1 had needed to
complete my paper. He smlled,
and accepted the !older from my
bands. And we began our conver-
sation wbk.b lasted .fS mloutes.
The Oemocro ttc vIc~
presld~nual candidate was dr es
sed 10 o paar ci lAc.ks and T
(Contiaued on Page 2)
'What Are liou-Doing Here?'
The11te of Chapel for Nov. 11
"What Arc You Doing Here?"
1s the queStion chat Dr. john An
derson will raise 1n chapel Nov.
11. Tying 1n Biblical perspee
uve, the professor of religion will
exa.mine the stUdents• present and
future role 1n life. ''Where are
we going?" be asks. "Are our
motivations for pursuing a hJgber
educa.tton acceptable?"
A BDdical bero once sought a
spiritual .h.aven from the world,
and the God of history rebuked
him for this atnempl to escape.
Dr. Anderson will relate this in
cident to tbe present 'WOT'Id &Dd
Its needs.
Dr. Anderson came to Lewis and
Clark In 1~8 In order to teach
and assist Dr. john Hanlogroza, cbaplatD at tba.t tlme. Then, for
several years, Or. Ander30n
served u full-time c.haplaln.
Before jolnlng the LC faculty,
Professor Anderson was as
soctared wil.h the College or
Idaho, Wbez e be was Dean of Men
and then Dean of the College.
Or. ADder-SOli rec:eh-ed bls
undergrad>.aa.te educallon at Coe
College ln Iowa aod at the Uni
versity of Minnesota. He was
tben graduated from McConnld:
Theological Semlnary 1n Chicago.
From McCormick, Professor An
derson traveled to tbe University
of Edinburgh ln Scotland and to
the Unl verslty of l.iarburg .ln Coer
many, wbete be dld ulduate
study 1n New Testament ADd
Cburch History. drawn up over the trummcr. When
Senate convened 'Qdth the opemng
of 8Chool the rtght of • dlaclpli
nary body to establlab lt.a own
punishment was queattoa.ed As
of lut weelr:'s session, Senate
had evolved to this polnL
Last nJglK, HJrscb planned to
prenent the ftndtngs of bln com
mlaee to S."'ttate. He planned to
recommend duu ASLC DDt uke up
the tunctJon of mald.og coodnc:l
J~latlon, u rbe admln1stnt1o0
bad already suiUd dlia JOb ttome
ume ago. Hlrscb believed that
to do ao again .vou1d only be
repetluous.
Hlr.scb re!caed to a "conduct
clause," found ln both the l>Ul
dent handbook o.nd die caUilogue,
whicb 6tate& tlut GUCh policy ls
detennlncd by .soJCSem gove.-nment
and tbe ndm1nlstrat1on llnd en
forced by the judiciary Board.
lfe recomended tl14t an additional
clause be ntlded to thla statement
which •.wuld say, In ct!l::ct, that
the effective opct11t1on of this
system depends upon the 1ntegTity
or the lndivtduaJ ttudent.
With dun done, Hirsch beiJ.cr~e.S,
Senate could wash lts :hands of the
matttt and leave the decision of
just how tO plnlsh tttnd,.ts wbo
p!rjUrCCS themselves In the bands
of the judidaJ system-always
ma1ntaialng the rigbt to legislate
U the Boord abused lts freedom.
( 1111' 111'1
Satire Or)ens
In Fir Acres
A :saUrical cme-IIC't comedy by
Cbrhitopber Fry, ''A Pboen1x Too
Frequent," will open at 8:00 to
nJghl: on the stage of Fir Ac:re.s
tbcatl!'r. 1D acldttion to thla open
log pcrfonnance of Nov. 6,
" Phocnlx" wlll be prc:.ented at the
same dme on Nov. 7 and 13.
The story is based on a tale
by Petrontus 1n wblcb an Ephes
ian widow decides to dle In her
bu!llwld' 8 to::nb with her waiting
maid. Tbe ploc unColds as she
decides to Uve. after meeting a
young soldier just returning from
his toUT oC guard dury.
"PboenU" is a siwadon
comedy, acccn:iing to director
Leon Plb!. lr. evolves around the
maid, OotD, who doesn't want to
cUe and doesn't qulte krunr ..mat
to mate of ber experience.
TOO cast of three lndudes
ChrJs Shaffer, Ooto; Melba jobn
&On, Dynameme and Bill Watson,
Tegeus-Cbramts.
A "del18btful addition" hasbea!
mode to the presentaiian, ~
cording to dtrccr.or Plll:e.
ln a prelude ro the play, three
sllldents from the musk de~
ment. Betty Boyer, vtoUn: Dtana
Harabutte. vt.a11D and Martba
~cb.~Uo~U~~ta~
t1on of alr.s ad dances by Cbede
vtlle. Gibbons, Ha)'dn. P1la:i &Dd
Telem1JD1
Each lDstrument 'Will.teprescuc
a c:barac1er as lt auempts to
dupllca~ iiDd Kce!lt die acdoa of
the play.
In addfdcm, 9:epbante Sdw 1 a
will perform an intclpterache
dancz to ·1'be Jealous aae·· by
Cbr:devWe. Sbe will aetae•ac
Doto and Dynameme as She lA
ter: Pi ets the mood of the chanc
tr.rs.
Tbe play wUl rate pl•ce oa ooe
set 8Dd wW be dcme oa a dlrast
~ In Kml-areJI& style.
Tlclrd.s run $. 75 for LC seu
twm. $1 for ocber sod !IW aad
$1.50 for actuJn ad may be pur
ctw.-s ac me Plr Acres boa
oft1ce. •
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Etlilorial
A11 ()Jlell Letter
In nn institution of higher learning
where stated alms include "enabllng
students to ncquire lho . . • tools
needccl for efficient decision making"
nnd one whloh domancla a faculty
''nlert to the dynamic world about
them und cngur to share with stu
dents lhelr Lnsight" ... tt seems u
orlme nnd lnsult to attempt to direct
tho thoughts and actions of ils com
ponents. well thought out and, perhaps, in
formative, but other recommendations
slipped to the brink of absurdity ...
'<because he is a Trustee of the Col
loge and a good personal friend
(Howard Bel ton) I, I . . . r 'hope that
you will support his re-election for
State Treasurer regardless of your
pu rty affi llatton • . . •'
An Insult, if not hypocritical to the
very ideals set forth by the college,
and yet. ln a memorandum sent to
nll :faculty nnd staff through the cam
pus mail Nov. 2, President John H.
Howard attempted to do just thnt. Tyrannical union bosses and com
pany presidents use this technique
to further their own interests-but
In nn lnsUtutlon of higher learn-
1 ng founded on reasoning, 1t seems
crtmtnal.
'J'he letter uegu.n "knowing ns I do
thnt Faculty and Staff Jtkc to be told
whut to thlnk and how to net. par
ticularly by their •atlministrntlvc'
colleagues , 1 thought I'd volunteer n
fow comments ubout the coming elec
t ion'· . . . The su rcusm just didn't
1..10m off. But the election is over, who cares.
Maybe to make the next election
u Uttlo more interesting the college
could just issue a special budget to
the Muslc, Education, Plzysical Edu
cnlion, Geography (SAGA Food Serv
ice, too) and Speech Arts depart
ments, allowing them to publish their
own little memorandum to "all facul
ty tmd staff" on their views . . .
At times the reusoning llehind som~
of the prcsldent 's suggestions seemed Don •t you know Barry can play the
tuba better than Lyndon ...
Serta.tor Hll .lnpll ~rey Takes Time Out
Fo1· B11.ll Sessio11 W7itl1 LC Strulent
(Conunued fn~m Page 1)
shirt. and seemed almost wuware
that he wu to appear before hve
tclcr.'IL'11on cameras tn an hour.
C\::c Slonally we were dlsturbo:f
by the phone 111 the hall and
a mu.llleJ \OJcc ~NhJch would an-
nounce that s~and-so was c.alhng
fr{lm the \\hHe House, or Mumt,
o.r 113wal1 or aome other CJ!.OCie
place. Jwn ns It ~~mt-'i tlmr
to len .. ·c, there wafl a knock on
lhe door, anti tho makt'-up men
OIT1Ved 'IO pf'C1»re thl" Senator
lar his ap~ranceo Ill thl" Cwlc
Audltonum. \\hUe t11e}· appUed
rnalc-up, I Un111hed my C:CIIIVt·r~
tlon \1; lth Ute Senator. and th~
left so he could put the flnlshlfl&
toueb~ on hts speech. lut-minute duties. Tho Secret
Service men opent'd the doors of
the •utte and formed an e.con
to the door.
Senator llurnpllrey came: out
I rom hl& room drc.tsed more
lormallv tltls time in a blue
grey ~ull , hill notes N:$Ung ln
hb right haoo. "Came along,''
he aald. "I guesa we wUl have
fO lake )'OU With Us." lie mn-
nl'ld• and then becam~ serious ns
h~ mcnt11lly rcvle!we.l his tpen. h.
Onct· more we enteretl the e-1~
vator nnJ agnln the rocordf'd
voice welcomal us and told us
to step to the re..r of the car.
l.f•tl f•r~ Then we orrlved at the boaom
noor and moved 1nto the lObby.
The man who had gtven me the
searching look an hour earller
broke Into a smile, and 1 grtn.oed
and waved after btm. 1 had
finished my interview with the
cheerful Senator from Minnesota
ond now, as we walked acroi!J the
lobby, I once more felt out of
plnce. Something had cban~ed:
1 was now in che presence ol
the vlctt-presldentlal candidate .
The Spe«b that followed seemed
not hnU so enjoyable as 'liY own
private "bull-sessi on" 'lad b~n
upsta1r:.,
KlMell took me across dlc hall
and lnto the ll\·tng room of the
sulto wberc I .,.., tmreducN to
che \\bue House and Democratic Reader Identifies 'Monster ..
lde3 ti'Q\ ding "lth the candi
date,
"Mike c:cruunly gave 11 wordt'r
ful speteh this afternoon ," one al
them sald. "He is becoming a
harU-hlttlng camp;Jtgner," sa ld
anOUicr who soemed engrosso.f 1n
a map on l.he coc.ktall table, Mv • curl Oil It)', building up to a feY~r
plteh. waa calmed b)' a llltni tnan
who tumid from the "-1ndow to
N)'• ''MinsUt!ld Is really quit1t
I CUY·"
And ao lho pre-spet'Ch scotch
and sO!h com·eraaUon conunued
to be lnrern~pud by another aid~
•bo annou.oeed that the Senator
bad onl)' 15 ml~tes untll bls
•peech. Everyone scun1a1 wlth To the Editor and all manklnd.:
Sol J lk."'e by your Oct. 23
Issue that your reDders are ter
rified by mysterious monster:.
lurlc1n& ln tbc shadows o! the
Clll1lpus. Fools! They think: the)·
can escape Jts unrestrained po~rl
ln my years of study with tbe
Mad Professor of TrllnsylvanJa
1 have become 'Nell aware of the
potency of thls venomous beut.
It ls the tlavc-a sllmy creature
born trom a viper's blood
thousands or years ago.
1'bo Have may plAy with our
wtlls, our reason, our fortunes
a& a child with clayl just lAcely
he has found lt extremely aadsty.
tng to bara .. the belpless mlnclt
or collet\' students.
It Is by the tnnamutodonal con-
Oft'klal pUbUeadoo of tile Aa~ated S(Udenta of Lewts and ClArk
CoUq.. PubUabed w.Hly du11DJ tU ~bool year. Suhscript.lon
rae.: $2 per year. Elllued •• •-=ood clua maner at u.s.
Put otnee. Pon.l&Dd. 01'11100-
Grt<l ToliDd • • • • • • • ••••••••••••••••• SdSIDr-lD-Cblel
Dave Watei'Wry • • • • •••••••••••••••• MINISQI 6dUI)r
Dav. Loew, Bnna Cooper . • • • ••.•.•••••• EdUortal Sta.ft
Jim Be~ •....•..•...•....•.. ,. .• B~lD ... M&aapr
Ralpb 0!p)lettt. Tooy Peri:iDa • • • • ••••••• Bu•toe•• Stall
A• Dryland, Judy Porter, Rollen PbUUpe, Bob McKee
CoriiiM Ab ; ,trotb. Ric Monu, Kay BroWD. Brtao Mount
Pl"lllk PlllDw, Gatllmu, D•lDII Cbeoowecta. SaUyanu Mel
Cb~ Florea, Georp Coley ud Jtm Wblte ••••••• •••• Stalf
JobD Mootry, Roo ""'-Cyrua Block •••.••••••• Pbo~D&raP"re
M rw. Gay JMk:ln• .................. _ ••••••••• Actvl.Mr I trot of the tbve that you may
llnd yourseU h.1.ving either pre
pared the wt'Ong material for a
test, or $udden1y In the grips of
a ma.llclous mental block. lt Is
through the pldless powers of the
Have that you shall sometimes
oversleep for an lmportant class.
And yes. yet-It was the Have
that foreed you to ftlch those
alluring ash trays from tbe Bro.ss
Pot, for he wu tn your very
midst; there Is only one Have,
and while be Is present, how can
you be Have?
Let this, then, be a ft.n.a1 warn
ing to pr-ofessors and offtciaJs
allR: It Is seldom acrually the
students' fault or folly for any
misconduct or misdemeanor
c:ondemu the evU Have, not
them. Certainly condemn the evil
Have, DOt me . • •
Sl.Deerely youn,
Brian D. Molmt, j. D., B.S.
Cla11 of '68
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PH'ONE 244=2312
Della Schmidt
7214 S. W. VIrginia Ave.
Portland. Ore. November
OFF 'THE HILL'
By Oennls Chenoweth
''Do you reeUze that 62 per cent of all the girls on this ca
don't go out on datesT'
"No 1 didn't know that. Where do you get your lnt<onnat:lOII
"Oh: some girl went through the dorm on a Friday night duri
Cl.nals week and checked oil the rooms; 62 pe.r cent r1 the girls
In their rooms studying , ard that means they do~'t go out.
only 38 per cent d the girls here get dates."
"1 see. 1 auese that all makes sense. WeU, 11 you don't go
what do you do?"
"Mostly just mrd around and ldck the phone desk ot the 1V
Most of the girls wouldn't go out with the guys here anyway..they' ... .. so, oh you know-woumpy.
"I'll bet there's a poll that shows that approximately 53 per
ol all the boys on tht. campus are whlmpy-hubT'
"I don't know, probably."
"Really It's a problem ol shyness then-the boys don't take
to know you and you don't talte time to know chem. You o.1J just
around and compare polls ard surveys and complain ."
"Well, maybe so."
"SoU you realize this, what's still bothering your·
"How come the freshman girls always bave datesT'
"I don't know-maybe they're more wlU.lng to ••• no, maybe
just want to get
"011 the Hill:'
At the Cinema •••
"MGA '• Big Parade of Comedy" • • • the MGM arch.lves
the bounty of laughter of two decades, beg1nn.lng with the mid-20's ..
such stars as W. C. Fields, the Marx Brothers, Clark Cable and
others ••• taJce o look at the scenes that made your parents lou!dl •
companion comedy, "AU at Sea" with Sir Alec Guiness •••
the A Jaddln.
"The Servant" ••• at the Off Broa.dway .
On the Stage •••
Beyond the Fringe ••• Britain's group of master satirists mvw
the u. s .... sort of Uke the Beatles, but bener (that's a value
ment, ( know) • • • Nov. 11 through 14 ••• Public Auditorium.
Por those on a Umlted bud&et •••
At Reed • . . Friday, "Tbe Crazy Ray" and other early r:-
IUms • • • S3turday, "The Seventh Seal" (Von Sydow) ••• at
and 9 both nights.
In Evans ••• "Panther Panchall," by the lnd.l.an (that's from
country d l.nd.la-don't make C. Columbus' mistake) preducer
Ray • • • a poet.lc and compasslollllte story of a Brahman fa
.:attempt to survive in their world ••• Sunday at 7.
Multnomah County Library fUm series .•• French majors
heed ••• Prance ls the country to be Visited on Nov. 12 at 7:15.
such Utlea os : "Springtime tn Paris," "Normandy,'' "AU
Brittany" (isn't tt amazing-you can learn all there Is to know
Brittany in JUSt one Wm) and "Alsace."
In concert •••
Hungarian String Quartet • • • pan of che local chamber mUll:
series • • • selections from Haydn. Xodaly and Beethoven •••
the PSC auditorium 8:30 Nov. 9,
Portland Symphonic Chotr • • • the 12~v otoe choral group
ItS {I rat concen on Nov. 7 at 8:30 ••• aelecdons from cot1ternpc1n
American operas.
On the stage •••
Flr Aere3 Theater ••• first presentadoo of the year ••• "A Pbc.
n.1x Too Frequent."
Portland Civic Theate.t-Blue Room ••• "Girls In 509" •••
political comedy.
Actors Ring Theater ••• "Childreo' s Hour" ••• at the Park
land Hotel.
At the pllery •.•
Prank 6..1Uoa • • • wW be discussing hls works that are now appllll
lng ln the Freshman DonnJtory Nov. U at 3:30 Jn Tamarack •••
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Fetty Blasts the 'Fisl1l)reath Kit(·hen' ..
As F4:tmishe<l Frien(l Dies a "artyr
by Petty
A friend d. mine recently shaved rbe night beo-alter rbe ln.ltl&l sboclc, pointing to choice number
!ore he went ro bed and crawled into bed tully one. The exhAusted-lookil'lg girl bebtnd the cOWJtoo
clorbed. His alarm went off at 5:30 ln the mo~ er shl.tted her we!gbt to another foot, raallllg her
lng. He bounded out of bed as fut as he could concealed chains and manacles . She didn't say a
and ron toward Templeton . By the ume be gat word: her tongue had been cut out.
there, the brealcfast llne was out the back door, At thll momenr Pall Flahbreath , me Soggy
down the steps, around Palatine Manor two times, manager , walked behlnd the girl•. ''1 sayl" my
down put the Reflection Pool to the flagpole , fnend called to him. "What 11 th1.s pUe of ... • 7'
where It met the end ot rbe from door breal· "Oh-t.hat's Saltpeter OeUgbt."
fast Une. He groaned, but bavtng bad no meals "Are yoo sertous?" asked my frtem.
for three days, he clenched his teeth and vowed "Cezuln.ly ." answered Pall PJ.Mbrearb . "We
to laSt out thJs H.en:u.lean cask. have to work wtth the admJn111ttat1on , and this t.
At last, suffertng from lrostbue and hAving pan ot du:ir l1e\li MoraUt)' Program."
developed a small cold thr-ough to the final stage My friend grtmaced. "And thla7 Wh.t 11
oC tuberculosis , he made tt lnto the Commons- thlsr' be .. ked, po1nung to the stacked slabl.
ln time for IW\Ch. However , Just as be was ready "1ltat's a borseburger.''
to hand bts limp and unpunched meal tidtet to the "Yoo mean t.lult' s honemeat 7'
girl at rbe door, 257 rampapng students broke "Assuredly ," replied Pall Pl.Sh.breath , "but nat
In front of him wtth spedal permJsston . They Just onhnary horsemeat . It's dignU8ry honsemeat .
were ol rbat unfortunate and stalVing breed who lt came from Pond--r, who won rbe Kentucky Derby
hadn't waited OUt the brealcfast Une and now bad In 1949.''
three and a half mJ,.,.teS between classes 111 whlcb My friend p1eked up hls slab of Porxier, a porne>
to eat lunch. My friend was too weak to protest graphic dt-ssert and an unmendonably filthy knife
and so he waited patiently . (whlc:h was the only elting uten.sU left). He umJed
Finally, after the 257tb student began to take toward the dining room entrance and ran head on
htll tray, my friend heaved a sil{h of rellel and into a quadl"\\ple phalanx at sophomore glrls, all
started to crOS5 the threshold toward the lunch of whom were squealing exc:Uedly ln each other's
line. At that moment, a lean and hungry fresh- cars, havmg nat seen each other since e1gJlt o'clock
man, SMrUng and foemtng at the mouth, tried that morning . My frtend by now was so exhawrted
to bite hJs way to the front of the line. SeveD- t.hat he would never have gotten through by him-
u.oen spcciallzcd v.orlr.ers of th.: Soggy Foocl Serv- self. However , the army welllng up behind hlm
Ice cornered him, caged him, and sent him all to tlnall) acecded that .111 front of blm, and be was
the Humane Society to be put out: of his misery. popped like an ignominious cork into the center
My friend'• m15ertes were only begun, however . oC the Corrunons.
Mr. 257 had taken rbe laSt tray and the last glass. A1ter flve minutes he regaln.ed his sell
Thls time, though, my friend had only to wait composure . He was now !aced wirb the ultimate
15 minutes. Ne-vertbeless , he was t..nsured o1 a p:aradax-bow to hnd a seat. 11WI challenge 'W'U
sterilized troy and glass: the) were so bat he not beyond my friend. He surveyed the sltu3tlon
could scarcely pick rbem up. Despite my friend's shrewdly . At one end at rbe Commons people
hunger, he Ignored the 57 Varlenes of Soggy were scrcurung , shAving cream wu be:lng obsc~
jell-o as be moved down the Une. After taklng ly spurted in all direc:ttons , llS a kangaroo court
two steps he fully realized that just because be was tn progress . At rbe other end of ~emple
was close he wouldn't necessarily get anything to ton a vast gr-oup at soctall~responslble young men
eat: standing three dt>ep l1long rbe waU was the v.us pulling c:tuurs and uables from undE-r languid
vanguard ol the ··seconds Une.'' nus line, ac-diners and erectJng the edllice for the newest
cording to rbe rum<tr at that ume. ended some-- sp_ec~cular dance. ln the ceruer ol rbe Comm0115
where in a toUet Stall In rbe men's room of Evans. was some macabre creature named Hearse who
Tbeae people were the Nietzschean supermen who kept raspmg Incomprehensible wltticl.srns about the
had survived the ''Clrsts Une.'' prtmartly 250- next dance aver Templeton's irlfl.nJte number at
pound football tacltles and unethicul chemistry rna-loudspeakers .
jors carrying batteries of hypodermic needles coD- My lrfend spied a seat and cleaverly out-
raining a myrlad ot exotlc polsons. maneuvered a dazen other people In securing it.
My Jriend was by now nat Wtfarnll1ar with the He loond hlmseU at a table with five besulted
laws ol survival . He broke d:f rbe top o1 his gentlell\en who sprang to aaent.ion Ulte Cfve gre>
glass and slashed his way rbrougJl the ''seconds tesque jacks-in-the-box ,evU)tJme a recognluble
Une.'' He realized immediately after this that girl passes within 70 feet ot them. H011rever , fie
b1s murd ring was completely In vain, for be1ore managed to tgnore the brethern, aiid despite •
him, dlsplaytd 1n all lts cafeterian splendor , were violent a1ld consistent urge to vonut, be lon:ed
two meal Choices. The first wu a maggoty 11UJ(· down hts parody ot a meal.
ture embalmed In a pastry nondescript venom, By nov.• he felt an• overpowering lncUnatioo to
flecked with little pieces o! green, blue and )el-leave thlS heU1Sb nightmare . He •tsed baste~
low sewage. The second choice was a slab CJf lng tecllniques to figJlt his wa)' to rbe conveyer
dried-out meat on a slab ol dried-out bread on bell. The scene here, bowe'o"cr , almost made hlm
a .slab of considerably more edible crockery plare. turn tall and run. Prom huge lubs emanated bo!"-
.. What 1s tJus Rile o1 crap7' asked my rnend rihle battle sounds rram SPARTACUS , as hundreds
or people dumped ln t~
of forks, fiPOOIIS and knives.
The \'I ttl t 110111 ~111 B~.ttlli Rt sing to w1thin t'M) feet of the
cctllng or ere Commons was a
mound of napldns on which rwo
members of Toadsy ~ ..-.c-
Portlancl. ()r·t·uun
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• Bllrhu r &1uler-ard Bratwh
• Hilhulale 8rt11lt'h
• Jlult11otlltlh Brutwll
Member, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation .. dcing siding. Everywhere , wslk
lng and running students were
bouncing off each other like
atoms In some nuclear reaction.
A full-scale freshmau-sopbomo s e
feudal war was progressi~~g be
hind h.tge barricades of ~rays ••••
My fr:lend WDS found dead by
his own tpnd Tuesday JtJOt nlng,
hanging from the highest ra1b!r
1n the Com.-nons, with a saing
of soggy spagbeai noosed about
his neck.
Author Burden
Reads Poetn· •
Poet jean Burden. antbor of
"Nabd as tbe Glass" m1
poetry editor of YANKEE , will
read from bet' WtC"k at 3:30p.m.
Nov. 10 1n Tamarack Lotq,.
Sbe ls being $POD** ed by chi!
EngLlsb l)qwlltii'Dt • •
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Bfl.t\kf>lb(J II Wildcat-S Drolvn .. "'ion·er ."ihutout
Team ( :hamps Ocfell(l (~rown LC Title Hopes LC Defense Sparks to UO Wi
by Jtm White
Oukctboll tJ JllSl ar~md tbo
corner. The hr I Orttanizcd pra'
LICC for the hoope_Ni began Monda)'
01 Cllllcb Deon Scmpen prepared
to ddf'ntl tho charnptonthip5 won
by IUt 'Cll'''B ball club. The
l'lon n aro tho ddendtns cha~
p.ton:J lor lour clamplonsl\tp!:
NAJfo. tip-Ott l'ourney. Clllc:o ID
vllallonal l'«aU 'Il~'}', Nort.bv.est
Cordert-.nco and DlJtrtct 2 NAlA
chomploruJ.
Sempen faces tho prciblcm ot
ddenJing these clulmptonshlps
'lltilhout tho twe>-Ume L.utle All
American Jim Bwlln. Bouun.
'Voho set numc1"0US L.e\\l:sandCiark
confcrcQCC record , ls now at the
Unlventlt) ol Southern CaiUomw .
where ho u1 teaching as ~ell as
'lltOrLuu: on his m.uter'a degree. Semren has four of his llve
stanerB returning lrom Jut
y«1r's tetm whtc:h tnciUI.le-Paul
Bishop. A I l...e=.ltc:. Ron HU2en
and J 1m Ptppln olons· With BUI
Hae•len arid Curt Mat·~.u!l who saw
constdrrublo actton. Pippin wUt
be lost to the 1e2m untll otter
f lrlt term b«.au!l~ of schola6-
t1e ln.:ltg 1blllty, and Ron Hergert
may be hampert.'CI becaUJe oJ a
leg lnjul") au•tlllned In a lootbJIJ
game.
New lace.o; to be seen this year
In tbc round-bill came will be
translers Dan Acher, jim Kttchen
arw.1 jack lle:u.l. Sempen has
numerous outs~ndlng htgh s~:bool
prospects whtch Include jack
Servc:n, Larrr V<Mell, Rob Her
rick, John Sruder. \\ayne KelU
cutt and Dec Wolfe.
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11J S.W. •~~•••• IC....r ._, •W•l CA l-Stl7 ThD Lewis and Clark Pioneers
v.t'~ hnnded tbclr Ur-n de!eat
In 18 gam.·1 Last Saturdlly. Lln
fl~ld, ae the result of the 20-
13 victory, now has the inside
track lor the NWC championship
wttb only PacUlc In the way.
The loss put the Pioneers In
third place behind Unfteld and
PecUlc. with Padflc taking 1 los:J
tO the College of Idaho II tht:
Coyote~. so choose becau .c: of two
lneUgiblt' players.
The Pioneer defen~ was able
to r:top two Unfleld drives inside
tho U: 30-yard Une. but "oWre un
abl~ to stop the pint-slze Roy,er
lshlzu on " S.C-yard pas!l pby.
lshlzu took , paas from quarter
back Bill Mickle and retained hill
balllnce after two Pioneer" took
shots at him and ~cr1.mbled the
dlstanc~ tor the opening 7-0
margin.
K~n Byers WG!I later collcd upon
to ldclc 1 25-yard field goal and
he responded to the task at hand
to give the Pioneer$ three blg
points.
With one St:cond remoJnlng in
the half, Ken Byers booted the
longcbl O~ld goo.J of h.ts career,
37 yard~ , a !I the time explrcd •
The Ptoneer :3 bad to settle for
a 7-6 halftime deftclt.
On the Un6eld 2-ynrd Une,
Schult% called the option-play 1lnd
carrh:d the pigsldn ln for the go
ahead tnlly ns Byers added the
PAT Cor what looked to be the
winning margin, 13-7, with only
six minutes remaining 1n the sec
oDd h.Uf.
BUl Mickle punched the baU
In from the one for Un8eld atter
Smith carried 57 yards on four
play to the Pioneer 1. johnny
u-e con.,.cra!d nnd WUdcats ~re
ahr•ad to :•tay. 14-13.
Un.6old added on insurance
tully In the wnnnlng moments, as
Leroy Pa.1ls cnpimllzed on a
Plnoeer tumble !or tho! wtnn.tng
21-13 margin.
L.ewh and Clark races Pnc18c
tomorrow at 8 p.m. In Forest
Grove.
SOC Harriers
CafJture First
Pioneer dlstance star Cbr1 s
~Uller sped to 1\ls 11th consecu
tive win and another course
record-bu t Jt W:lSJ\'t enough to
stop Southern ().regan's po~ful
Red Rald!r .. last Fr:fday afternoon
at the U. of Portlond cross
country Invitational.
SOC pla~ four men In the top
10 flnishcn; to ran away with the
meet. Bolstered by new fresh
man runner-;, the Ralder5 9bowed
tremendous strength and look to
be a >trong contender Cor NAlA
Dlstrlct 2 honors unless the
Pioneers can lmprove greatly.
Miller was clocked speeding
O\'er UP's S.l-m.Ue courb'e nt
20:3b.2, setting a record. Mlller
led the entire race with Norm
Oyler of sex: trnl11ng behind at
27:33.
~ Pioneer runners contri
buting to LC'' :9Ccond place finish
~ = Farley BueU (6th), Ross
Mouer (1 Ub), Tom MaS!Uson
(16th) and Ralph LoQiden {26th).
Da\'C SbUJing (30th) and Gary
Peart (44th) comp~ the varsity
scoring. Over 00 T\lllDer S com
peted With eigbl schools ~pre
sented.
~ LC barriers lett today at
noon Cor: Walla W&lla, Washington ,
to compete 1n tbe Nonbv.est Con
r~ Championships be!ng held
tomorrow afte.ruoon at Whl.anan
College. The meet promises r.o
be a dogftgbt again this year be.
n.cen defending NWC Champion,
WIUAmear and Wb1anan-w1tb LC
the dark borse. l..ut )'ear. four
points sepua~ these top tht ee
to make It a ftve-team scramble. Fan"' It Griswold stadium wit
~s!lt!d thelr fir'lt double-header
'JOCCOr game of the 196<1-65 SCB
.on, with LC taldng on Oregon
State University In what proved
to be two exclUng gnmes.
The fir'ft game started at lO
o.m. and snw our second team
lo•~e to Orcgon'r. <>econd team by
n 3-0 margin. The ~econd team,
coMhtlng mainly of freshmen and
.;ophomore:., played n real bard
game, occordJnY to Collch Joe
Broclcenboroueh, but JUst didn't
g~t the break...
The vD.r•ity game, which
started ot 2 p.m., rurned out to
be 0 hard-fought 90 mlnute!O or
action. The Pioneers :eemed to
dominate o!Cen.sively os they had
many scoring opportunitie s, but
failed to scon on several strong
drive~. One .Jbot hit the in$lde
of the goal post and then
bounced bock onto the playing
field.
The blV brenk for LC come mid
way through thr' second bali when
Emmon Obl stRrtcd n rush on the
r lght wing. He drew the O&J goalle out or position,
passed the ball to E mm111n111
Aytnde, who booted the ball
the unprotected goal, givlny
a l-0 edge.
Commenting on osu·s
Coach Broclcenborough said, •
applied a steady pressure on
Pioneer booters for the last • minutes of the game, but ~
unable to penetrate our Cle~l·n3f.
Along with the outstandin g ~al.
tending of captain Jack Pnrr.
entire defense played a d ·ter
m.1ned game which
largely to our flrst shutout
two years." Broclcenborou gh ab.l
was pleased with the entllu lila~:tl:
crowd whicb turned out to waw
Sarurday' s acdon.
Coach Broclcenhorough
wished to expx ess his and
team's thanks to the PrlndP'lJ
Collins-VIew School, Mr.
Cannon, for n.llowing the
team to pracdce on the school'!
lO'Ounds.
Schedule;
Nov. 7-LC at U of P
Nov. 1-4-U of Oregon at LC
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