Title
The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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Volume 13, Number 23 [Pioneer Smog]
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Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
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Pioneer Log Staff
Date
1955-04-01
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Lewis and Clark College Est. 1867
Vol. Xlll Pionoor Smog, PorUand , Ol'~on , f't'idoy, April l, 19~~ Num~r 24 -------------------------Edmonds, McAllister Model Fresh_ma~ Fiasco,
In Woolen Specialty Show To H1ghhght LC s
Busy Social Whirl By Howo dy Doodoo
WoU-Koown SMOG f'igurohoad
Woolc•n U"den''' ar SpeclniUcs
Inc., ol New York wlll present a
special scminnr nl lhc next Bull·
QC$$ Admluislrtllaon dcpnrtme nt.al
mcctmg. Fittmg, shnnkagc nnd
treepmg will be cmphnslz~ d Ill u
lecture by 0. !", Tnilgntc. WUS
rcprcse ntntl\'~ 1n charge of the
'cminnr.
Tho nowest WUS modola wiU
bo shown. modoled by BA ln·
1tructora Phillp McAlluter and
T. J. Edmonda on a runway
c:onatruc:tod for tho oc:c:a.lon in
BA-1. Plano acc:ompanimont
w1U be supplied by Hormann
SteinhorcU.
Due to thl! showing ot the new
models, only BA mojors wUI be
Ann Slanders udmalll'd This 1!1 to cuord agam t
tenhng of dc.'ligns.
"We want tn k••cp everything
buttoned ur• to ovotd tmy leaks,"
smd •rrulcate lie htnted, however,
that some st •rtlluj:! changu will
be · • n
Chuc:k Goodrich chairman
ol tho program aald, ~~
should be o •ery fl.ne mooting .
J'vo worn WUS •nuggi" for
yeon and can •ouch tor tholt
cuccollnnco . Allee Schmidt . co
chalrmon commonJod. "We aro
esp.i'c:1al'-" looking forward to
seeing the 1loms to b<> d.llplayed
by Mr McAlll•tor and Mr. Ed·
mond I •o worn WUS akirnp
aaa all my life and wouldn't
wear anything elae at aU Ono
roally get& attached to Jbom. •
Stupid Wealthy Man
Wants to Come Here
Dear Mus Slandeu,
I om 28 'll•rs old nnd makmg $32,000 dollars a ycnr. My wi(f!
recently won the Miss America contes& and I
only ow"' $2000 on my $83,000 borne. My friends
tdl me I nt!Vcr will be o success without a college
education and 1 nm thinking of enrolling when
my l~rm In the scnntc expires. De> vuu think I
would be accepted at Lew• md Clark
Reginald Monoyba~
Dear Reggie.
Whnt refc•rcnct..'S could .) ou gl\ •7 A.S.
Doar Mias Slendort .
1 have gone to LC for three years nnd no one ha yet nskl.'Cl me
fur t1 dntr. I cannot undt!rstnnd tllas. I do nol smok~. dnnk, or tell
JOkes ol n lewd nature. and I attend church regularly. I hove oblnmed
strrught A'!\ in uch courses as family rclntions, home economics,
Jlrobl~ms or ~adOIC$CCncc, and anamul husbrandry . Whv do J sit home
S:lturdoy nigh~?
BowUched . Bewildered , but not Bothered ,
Dear BBB.
G t ,, 1 r garlic. Marilyn Monroe docs not smoke or drink c.ithcr
' but &he has her pOints of mtcrest. Try to bnng out yours.
A.S.
Doar Miu Slanden ,
1 is 32 yenra old nud mrolcd Ill n wcll-knowt.. 'Ci uuUtulton, Me
nnd the boys read you£c column rcllgiously nnd would like lo ask
yousc ndvis •
Ul'l will complete our stJ•y here m about two years and would
like to transfer to another a.nst.itution oC n simtlor mature l~w1s
and Clark has bcr>n highly recommended. Would you ndvi.<!c dis'
Tank You ~(!.
c.o.N.
P. S.
Plcuse c. cusc du wr1llng 10 crnyou as dl!y won't let us have
anythiny .:oharp here.
'I Doar C. 0. N.
I Judging from your lellcr I would sny \'Ou were well qualified.
A.S.
Big Louie Aw1ouuces
Kiddies Annual Clearance Sale
Bring Mo1n and Dad
25 gun and holster sels
(ummuniLi on with parent's
consent.)
50 "Hoppie" kmves
Blnde 5" steel
50 copit!.s n( "\\'nr nnd Peace"
2-Headed Moma Dolt~
(for Girls) Libcrnce dolle;
(for Boys)
Us~d tooth brushes
Boil-l~ancing kit
1 copy of "Battle Crv" By Itollen Elsie
".f c.mnles, food, nnd run, .fun,
iun .. _UJ promised to • \'cryone
whu ottends lhc Fontnsllc Fro:~h
Fio.sco Saturfdny night, ncrord
mg to Hnl Swolford, recently
•lcctcd rrosh president.
Tho Ff'F is 1cheduled to bo·
gin at 8:30 p.m. and wlll luJ
u long a. Swafford romaiN
c:onsc;oua. Since It 1.& against
tho policy of the college for
any orgo.niantion to servo ln
loxJcahng b . •ereges at thou
campus func:tlona. tho dau will
gel 1tonod al tho Ready-Mix
concreto plant.
Co-chairm ••n L:> nn McGuare
lUld Will Bone urg\: thnt there
arc "no excuses for not c:ommg
-its the c.hnnC(! tu let yuur ln·
hlbltions go." Howc\'cr, lhcy cau
tioned the SMOG ngamsl gavmg
the l'eading public the idea that
the party will be wild
Fr!!shmen nrc invited to Come
an YOW' undies" as the l.'venang
will Include "crnzy nntlcs nnd
many, many surprises."
lnformallty will be tho key
note of Jho "preferably stag ..
avon! with sldta and other ac
ti•Hie• intenpened. Through·
out tho ••ening tbero wlll bo
danc:lng to lbo m\Ulc of Swat
ford's Sexy Slx. Decora:tioaa
will range from b"r CGJ\1 to
cigarette b~ib.
Committee hcnds for the orgy
ore Don Pmnock, nn'tlnccmenls
nnd Kirk West, clean-up. Enle.r
tninmcnt is under lh~ dn'(!ction
of M1ltc Kallornn, who says tbnt
guests nrc e.xp~dcd to amuse
themst•lvcs
Ct\RO . IICO
PIZZJi~RIA
Iris" Dinne~:-
Served in the
decadent atmospbeu of
tho condcmnltd Pi.Ha house
3606 S. W. Barbur Blvd.
BR 9266
-Barbur BLV0.7
Drive-in THfATRE,
IAUUa ILVD t..l (H
Af \. W n•• AVl. ~ "U
Jane Po~·ell
In "ATHENA "
l· 1\11 ~ ,1 ('I IIU\"Y<'J.: "VIOLENT MEN"
\I~ l'\ llll\l
O..wa o:..S..Sbow T:OO
Lake Theatre
Sat. 8t Sun. 2:00 p.m. w .. lcday. 7t00 p.m.
NOW SHOWING
ldn Hl\y -Tal• Hu~ 1 ''Battle Cry"
Suo.. Mon .. TuN.
ltob•t·r T·" ll'r • Nl~l\uur l'orl<"r
"MClny Rlven to Croa"
StUb Wed.
.. The County Glrl" Write-In Vote Elects
Johnson May ueen
THE CROWN of royalty rosta prC!Cariou sly upon tho head of
chapoly Don Johnaon. oow May fote monarc:h . as ho ruminalas upon
the awoeping changes thaJ han como into hb l.ifo whh his election
by I large wriict•in VOIO.
By •RabiHH Miller
SMOG ~-Star Roporter
J\nother bl~nuty hns been added to Lewu nnd Clnrk' long list of
Mny que<?ns wtlh the clcctaon o( Don Johnson, w U known on
campus for his strikins appearance.
Elect~ by a trem~ndOUII writo in •ote, tn which 92 per co.al
of the studenJ body partic:ipued , Johnson was fla.ttered to think
tho atud~nta felt him worthy of tuch an honor. Results of the
election were •n.oo~n ced in the boys' locker room whe.ro :tho
track lMm ga• the quocm eloc.t a :rou.ing cheer.
Johnson. en llcd Two-ton by friends ls well known for hi
prowess ns o tfddl)' winks plnycr He hru; sparked frequent lntr:n
murnl j!Om~;S by hts fn t ihlnlang nnd wmking wh1ch ntwnys
manages to panic the sorority ~ams in tense moments.
Crowning of th.o new rogoDi wlll take place in Jho :rose ;a.r·
den during tho annual May festi..;tios. Ouocn Don 1 will preside
o•or the faculty-ctudent wa.tor fight and the ll" folllng contest
something now to bo held on lowor campus.
Johnson hns led nn eventful life and he feels ihot beang clccted
quc~n 1s the most thnlling moment he has eve:r knO'\\o'n H wns
bon1 during u Clime! :sahtrl across the Sahnro desert and h , laved
the mnjoalty of ha hfe m nn lglui> village
He was lured to Lewis and Clark college when mimooary
Chuck Jenkins paid a Yisu to tbe •Ulage and SMing Johnson
realised ho was a natural for tho sports department of :the
college.
Admlmstrat.ton m mbc.rs look on Johnson's election ns another
st~p an the1r progr.1m to de-cmphlSl'!c athletics. Sancc he plnns to
loose we.acht before .Mny fdc adivatics, Johnson wall be of laUe
usc to the rt!nowncd football team of LC. Conch Frank Flon st ted.
"We will miss Johnson but nttcr losmg weight, his u e to the team
will be at nn end. The \\hole tcnnt lS proud of Don but we n~ SOJT)
he cnn't return next roll."
PliUU for t.he future are nol too clHr to the quHn elect.
but be Jc.nOWI that his major, bubt we&nng , will atand him in
good &!Hd no matter what fleold of ondM•or h~ ch~•a.
W l1en 6 kc<t now h~ felt about th~; ~lec t1on, Johnson dccl red,
"It wlis unexpl!clcd to sny lhc learn, but I will do my best to con
tinue tradttaons or LcwlS and Clnrk nnd represent lhe cvllegc at
nll tlm~." •
uto Insurance
Announces new rate rcductton for the following
Single under age driver, age 16-25. nt n very low cost.
Single women clri\ 'Crs~ 16-25, stnnda~d 1-nte
with
BR 1-441
Gribble I~eal Estate
Multnomah CH 7~5
1ft Boawuton. Oregon. 315 1\.!.alltin Highway • ..
Page Two
hat Tiuze Is It?
Guest Edatorlot b~ Klt John on (A Dell)
As a group of cjtlzen :)tudents here at Lewis and Clnrk
we ha,·e decJdcd thut we have tnken enough. No longer will
we be cowed mto silence and hnve ou1 Cceble protests drown
ed out by the power of drunken dictates of nn enhcmched
autocracy .
But we rc helpless by ourselves. It is up to Yll\1 who
ar-c the fellow dupes of this dcspicnb lc stntc of nHair:s to
nlly to our support. Our minds ond bodies are weary and
bruised from carrymg the brunt. of lhc :tight and from receiv
ing the harpcst of the blows. You must shore up our :;ngging
strength and replace those who havc-fallen by the woy with
new fire and devotion to our cause which alone can overthrow
nnd correct the re•gning system.
The enemy is treacherous so w~ must us e\·en more
heachery. They ore c.rnfty so we must be craftier. They h~Wt;
the cunning of long ) cars of e~pericnce IJut we have the
unwarped mmds ... or an envisioned youth. No doubt th()
will stoop to the lowe t subtleties in their attempt to defend
their wretched cause.
The battle may pro,·e to be disheartening at first; how
e\·er1 if we will give ourseh·es to such a noble ideal there
can be no doubt as to our \'ictory -ALL OF THE CLOCKS
AT LEWIS AND CLARK WILL TELL THE SAME (AND
POSSIBLY THE RIGHT) TIME.
Sloppln' Around with Stanislouse
Usual Takes Place
As Spring Springs
'B JolmaJ HoopM
Accordmg to the cl~ od\ nmelCI" 'PI ns hns sprung. Ac:c:om·
pa~ ·ing at ore suc:h thm~:.S ns mc:rease Jn jewelers proftls on engage
ment nngs. transfer of fratcmhy plns trorn the maleness to the
feminonucleus t1nd last but not lenst, Crt .. 'e od\•icc on mntters pertthn·
ing to lo\'e. Hoving be-en married ten times and divon:<'Ci eleven
umt:;S. l :feel I'm certainly qunli!t~ to gwe udvioe on such n subjec.t.
The next ml&bike, C).."CUSe me. 1 mean ad\'ic:e seeker, lS Earl
Butterfield . He complOJnS (all the time, so Sh1rley stales) or pscu·
doneuronophag~a \Vhlch, tPchmc:nlly speaking, means his girl is
pestering him about getting mBn'led. This system is accompanaed
by o.n attempt on ha-part to, pardon the phrnsc, be chmtl:y With
the money.
No1 only is l.he ehlnuy with h r money. b\ll his aa well .
When Earl picbd her up in his new Cadillac the-other nlghJ,
she made him immeclia.tely return U. He now has to drbe a just
plam ·ss Che•. Thia cue calls for some meditullium profundum.
U that doe-n'S work. uy ioining a mooutary.
Jock Venables w~ates m thnt he as troubled by ncute attacks or
• bashfUlness every time he nears a woman. For you tlUterales who
don't understand medical t.ern\S, the diognosas IS bnsomctachro·
mophit. He clnims that when thas occurs, he ~ xperienccs tr~mendous
:frustrations accomparued by n strons desire to die a d~:ep hole and
withdrnw from the world. All thiS case requires as hclpmg the
patient Iulbll bh desire along wHh teaching him bow to cover the
hole up once he Is down in at.
This nexJ let1e.r ia rather dishoarlening.
Duane Brady wrues that due to his deformed !ace, wome,n
a\·old him. Tbcr lS nothing unusual about havmg onl)' hnlf an car,
oru: C) c, n ho1r-ltp and a flattened nose. Just be glnd )'OU don't have
a face like • fooled you d1dn'l I? Such o condition can be called
Dell}s-1...:-cle! phenomenon or simply rac:haalbum.uumcntry of the
aulfmcthemoclobmenua. Thas mattA?r cnn be carefully curbed by
weanng a sack over your 1i ad. Well, lts time for the little pall-roller
to toddle along. Later does.
Alf(}Hva L . ---THE PIONEER SMOG Friday, AprU I, 1955
Minutes of Council t )n the ~ocial ~id( • ... ~·ith Floa·i -------------------
R~y~~.! £~?~ .. ~~.~. Anonimous Couples
Bo,~lumnW B 1 Good ne\\ Ill nil L.cwls and Announce et·~otha s Clark tudf nt.. both pr~ •nt and .1. 1
ruturd At the laat SCliSIOn (\( the
student councd the new socanl Sev"rttl r~upl\'S .mnounCl·O l•wlr t•ncngemc·n~ ll\ll> Wl>ekl but
cnlendar wns discussed and Ac-sancc we know fC\\ of lh~m and two arc ex-gu•l frlt·nds we will
ccpt d. Starting nc l term hu-neglect to mt•nhon till• nnmc ..
manit1cs and C:l\'lli.z.nlion hn\'c Tho sam• soema to bold tru• on tho frcuernity front. a,
been canc:cll~ nlong w1th oll Stgmll. Lambda. Kappa. DelJa and Alpha liU have plann~ func:·
«.II ·ht D'clocks for uppc.r divilion tiona tho.t we are unabl• to put la.to print due to the rulot~ ol
tudents. Th"• i\lter· brenktaat 1937 _ thor uo •xac1ly llko those found undu aecmon 0.3$8.
d lDC• Is the oommg lhmg. We page 58 of th• 1944 rules. 10 noctd llUle .xplorollon.
ha"~ tound that we are turning • • •
out poorly mtcgratcd students Th lFC under the capable (und~rworld) h•Hdcl hlp of Thomas
who hove sallied forth complete-Hllftley, Olymplll, has plunnt."d to • " dotli~'S for the soldacrs' pup
ly so~nlly mnladjwtcd H 11 im-tents In Korea. Work will begin imnh'dlatol)•, ucco1·dmg to hia
pcrati\'C that this be amended nsststnnt, Ke1th Harcourt . Hartley requests lhe aid oC all olhll
Tht> council fully reollzea It has fretormtll '& on camp\U;, ohumlng thnt few of tht•m realize they
to.l~~ the march on Walter Reu
1 ow" h•m a pe1 onal debt. (For tho.."c m the dax·k, Hartley · tnrted :ttl
th~:r :> • iOBI of 0 SO-hour work soc1al orgoruzationt' on thc LC calendar Ho ol~o loaned money to
week 10 scttmg up t.h.U change Kappa and Dclt..-not to mcnt1on cvcral pledges so that they
Footbnll games ~11 all be played could keep goma:.
on Fnday mommgt~ to better en·
able the students to t!n}oy lbe
lull benefits of lhe aUghUy en
largt.!d a!U'r-grune do.nce which
will run for nine houl'1!; lhu• al
fordmg longer intermt~lon en
tcrtainment . The~ will nlso bene
lit bY a full two day week-end . • This i. not to be encumbered by
Wl>ek-tmd nssignmen ts!
Credtl wall be offer~.'<! !or field
tnps to Mt. Hood and Cannon
beach. Frntcmll)' and sorority
mcchn&s will still be held on
Wcdncsda:rs1 however they will
begin ut 10:00 ,.~.m. lntramurals
will be held on Thundo~ with
nasembliC$ being snved for 'I\Je<:
da,·s. This still leaves the council -with o prodigious problem
Mondnv will still be the !irst day •
of tbe school week.
PRICES
is now featuring the
newest color in loafers ....... • •
On tbe bdgbter aide of tho ledgo.r U gina thb column much
pleasure to r•port the marrlaoe of Curtia Copenhagen to Jane
Fish. For you aloba who threw chopped canotl aJ lb• gtOOIIL
Curt il not a rahblll The br\de waa charming and woU d...ned
the aeclaim a.ocwdtod bu by !JUHll at the ...-'ric:.s.
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Mike Clock tourt.>d thl! bright spots or New York whlle on a
rcecnt trJp there. Few people m Oreaon know at, s.tys the pleasant
LC ~ophomorel but ace cream is 15 cents a quart cheaper in the
East ana m aomc establishment., you can eat .111 you wont Cor 50
cenb
Spealcing of oeUng, wo fear tho diet erase apruding onr
the U.S. haa aU but doomC!d tho pancake eating cont~ on tho
Lewll and Clark camp\a. Klondlke Harry MaAdama held the
hotcako titlo Jut yoar wUb a 1u.m n.artng lbe 75 mazk, u w~
remombor il. A local beanery pridlng iJself on the flapjacks of
fered "all you can eaJ for 10me nominal aum (rumored Jo bo in
the Yic:i.o.l.ty of SO c:.ntnos) , not rMJ!a10g the appetit. of young
C'OUogo aJudoDD.
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PALOMINO! 'What column would be :t socml column 'athout lhe \\ om<;n'l
sadl• of the <btas) news? It as rumored a few Ddph1. wcr1• r"ady Ul
commtt SUlCJde upon learmng that likeable Ed Tocv o! thl: Dllta
had lost one ol his !root lceth recently . Toevs assures us that ht>
renh~'- lht young Indies may do soml!thing drastic becnu ·e ot hu
ma~:netic personality and all oround good looks. So to satisfy nil
of thL ma es, he will hn\'~ nll of his chompers .) nnkc.~ at lho next I fratl!mity mcetmg.
This shoe features a
full leather sole on a
form-fitting last, and is I
the utmost in casual
styling for spring. Try
and you'll buy for only
$9.95
Another Fashion-First
at
Prices
629 S. W. Washington
Sharp Styling •t Popular Pri~• • • •
Locey Evans prov1dos tho best oxcluai•c this paper bu
had since Leonardo DiV1nc:i invenJed wa.tor colors whUo painhllg
th• refloc:Jing pool. The pettJe freahman lass ran all the way up
from the ah&c:k to toll ua tho nowa. BrnthLouly. Lacey unfolded
a talo on lhe co!f" 'racket' that oYoryono knows prominent at
said esJa.biUhmellJ .
1l ~t:t·m,!j thrtl co!!~ served at the shuck •s amport(.'<J b·om Fort
Lc!wjs m bulk form. An army scrru truck hauls 1150 gallons p<!r wect
which IS stor~ in the old 'supm' tnnk. LC pays 65 cents a lood !or
the Java nnd, according to Lacey's scoop, can also be used to il'Case
Jo Hoope's truck., pave over holes m the asphalt nnd is an cr.
!ective remedy for athlete's toot.
HEAVING IT UP WI'lli WHOOPS
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1 problem (7). Because o! lh1s great ncc1aim my plctUl'e and a brid I • autobiographical 6ke.:lch have been mnde available to tho general I public. They cnn b~ found in every copy of Dr. Tuttle's new book,
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tng Up".
Stnce tho mac:k shack la the cultural cenJor of the aampw
and alnc:. th• atmospher1c condUions therem are approa.chlng
tho dangcrr point. I think that thert-ia dofinltolr room lor some:
improYomont. For 10me rNaon nobody 1100ma to open a wm
HERM t-r~::;;;..,- : dow-aome eYon ahudder and rogazd them Ill a meruu;o. I under
stand that :tht· Laditt .... Lemon. Llrne IUld Orange Aid Society hiU
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: to take n test bc!orc l'nterinc tutd lf found 11\\'Bkl' th••y hould bt
I : barred. If thJS solutJon :fruls then those entering should nt lt.>asl be
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for the poaatJon of Muy king. My charm ac:hool ad.Uera haYO
told mo to be careful and not c:ompeto with the lo•oly ledlcot
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Swanberg 'Enrolls' at C of!;
urder' Scream Officials
By Snako Kllngenburg NEWS. BLUES & REVIEWS
Th1s t.:ems to u(; thl. _cn:;on
tor bl:u· athletes to switch
M"hools. First Ronnie Knox
quit Cal nncl showed up :H
UCLA, last week Bobby Cox
jumped trom thl! Univcr&ity of
Wnsbin&ton nnd appeared at
Minneapoh to l nroll nt Minne
sota, no\\ the Plon<:era hnvc n
truant of thcu own Gordon
<Bun) Swnnbcra hos motricu
lated to the Col\~ge of Idaho
cf\mpU-4. iie;n;ulia Shoris ii~e" w • "·
Baseball Squad, Dimoff
By Elsie Baker
LOI' IIOGietr Wditor -n r r n n n n n n r r J.w u w w w w w w u ._
Spnng trnmtng stl\rtcd lolSt we~: k .u burly Torn Ho~tc approach·
"'<i LC's new bns<'unll con<'h "Somm:-" Vok•:s wlth n r<:quest to be
I ransfcr1 cd to the Delphi :oftb:dl t(! un Rt~ucsl wos grnntt'd. The
tcum will mlSS Ho1u:'s hurd·htttmg ond fMt punching, but the nC\\'
Swanbeq(. :J student on Milt
Schro<!dcr's junior var81ty thu
winh•r, mutlen-d ~omcthing :1bout
lhi! bcint: tht bi~ league. The
Log c.tlhd (collect of course) the
Caldwell campus and \hey denu:d
knowing nnythtni about the
lransfl•r. The nc); t call wua to
Coach Sam Vokes. but the opera·
tor !laid that Snmmy do•~n't live
here any more
Milt Schrocdt.r ~~~plied to the
qu~tton of the offici' 1 tand on
the situation, "His work merits
the recognition of o much larger
mstitution tbon ours, and I have
given hun n letter of unqualified
recommendation .•. "
Bribe Scandal Hits
May Oueen, Prexy
By Hal Losaor
a moe Tl"l <ria J:41tor
An ull·nlght m~o-eung was called
after scv en top local volll'yball
players were found to be ncccpt
1ng bribes to "hold th{ cot'\o
down m close gnmcs." ·•Fixing
of gn.mcs In lh111 area has been
suspected lor some time but
until the recent ,•olleybnll tour
nnment nothmg has been proved,''
nccord in g to the otticials.
Top &COICl' Cor the league IS Ta·
mara Jaffe of the Polecats who
ulso double:. ns Muy Fete que•Ul.
Tamnrn was caught ncccptlng
mnrkcd money (rom an under·
world hood, John Bennett. Ben
nett has long been ossocialcd
with volleyball f1xing in this aren
accordang to Fix.
Th(; marked mone\ was quick
ly confiscated !lnd taken Into
emergt:ncy con fen. nco session
and a deck of curds wns crallcd to
k~cp lhctr tdlc honds busy whtlc
dtscus.'ling the pt csslng matter of
\'ollcyball bnbcs ai LC. Money
mvolvcd in futurl'! payoUs wlll
uls<• be rcdastributed by the nth·
letie officials.
Said F'lK, ''1 wus completely un·
i . ~ nwarc tho\ br bang was goang on
without the npprovol or the ad
minuotrtllion. In the past the ad
ministration's percentage wns
only 50 per cent, hoWc\•e•, it n
plnyer Is found to he tnking n
bnbc wathout official OK. he w1l1
now be fined i~ per cent of has
bnbc money. I hope that players
will wkc heed oi this crnckdown
ond see me to g<•t the OK beior~
,,c~pting bnbtS in ~he futur.:.''
A Quick Look at Sports
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BA8J11JAloL IOB:BDVLJJ
April 1!-l..C VIS llr• · "" · .;) h.,r. l:lfi: At•rll 6-{trc-aon, th' · \aorll •
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'WIIIamuU• R•ll\) , rinh·m, ,\lorll !! PRISCILLA WEST
•.. Tetezan track star spirit or tht• Delphi tcnm should
plncc them nt the top of the lntrn·
mural leogul•.
Spcakinf1 or the baS(!ball h:~m.
St'nts, tht: dinmondmt •n on the
wbol~ url lookmg Cine this ~n
son. We pr(..'Cilcl that freshman
outftclder Rny Hyde w~U con
tinuc to look good and hts wm·
som~ per:sonoHty hould be a
real boon to the Vokes tcnm thl.S
• sprsng.
The new sprang unitonns !or
the team hnve JUSt orrived. Team
manager "Sliif' 01moff reportS
that tho currcnlly populur chtu-·
coal gn .. :oy flannel burmudn shorts,
pmk suede shoes, black knee
socks and C'Ontrnsting grey cash·
mere swu tt~r: wtll rcplncc the drab appnrcl wom by last year's
nin~.
Says Dimotf, "1 think they're cute." • • •
The track tl!am has been runmng art~und. Speedy "'P-2" West,
veteran trnck stor, was clcx:kcd nt 2:38 on the mile, breaking of
course. the old world's rccord-2:38'-2. estnbli!!ht?d lnst ycnr by
lnnky George Guthril'. • • •
Sc\'crol handsome young gents mndc the aU-slob mt.rnmural
bosketbnll team. Cun't remember their names. However, as J said
bcl'orl!, they looked good (or was tt thnt they Wl!rc good-look.ins7)
Anyway. things tn the sports world continue to happen. Milt
Schr~er, mouthpiece for co:1ch Joe Huston announced to the
student body today that present hbrnry tuciUtles will be mo\'cd to
the post oflacc und th~· hbrnry !ucahhcs will serve ns lecture and
smoke room for uthlctcs. Schroeder also revealed that the $2,000,000
orunnnlly donnh.~ for lhc music building will, due to the mysterious
da .ppeurnncc oC Bons Sirpo, be used to construct a new gymnasium.
The new gym will ba locat~'<i on the pn~cnt S1te o( Stewart and
Akm halls, which will be rued for thl' sake ot the nthlcllc pro
grom. "This as a continuation of the dc-cmphnsts of othlcucs policy
now in progress at LC' , suid the smiling Schroeder.
Another aspect ol the de-cmphosis pohcy will Wkc e1fect 11cxt
full. Salnracs of football players will be cut $20, nnd the department
will pay lor only thrct:! t®m trips to Hawaii n year. •
• • •
We hn\'e noticed that .) oung Dick Gr.mt hos been losmg weight.
and we predict thnt he hould be down to 210 bdore the llrst bnsc·
bnll game. Nasty rumol hnvc it thot pudgy Gary Jo<."kson as also
usmg u c:uloric counl~r.
• • •
The nnnuol Athletes B1·awl wlll be held tonight at Je:rry•s tavern,
2118 N. W. GUsun. Nut{;'hcrnlly none of the young gents 1s expected
to brenk tro.inmt~. but w1ll mdulgc In a few action games such tiS
scrabbl<! unnd chess. Chap~roning the nffnar wall be Goy Dnwn nnd
'fcmpcst Storm. Chairman of the event is John 'Martin.
Coyote Ashmen Given Nod
Over Pioneer Champions
Coach Eldon Fu;: put.s his con
Cc.rencc c h cs m pi o n harriers
Uuouch their paces tomorrow
ttfternoon ltt M('CuUough stndium
an Solem The defending champs
ore packed only second bcsl in
thl" tu d, however. Thq, new
to "ntch nrc the Cnyotes {rom
O\'cr Co h. "' 1 \'
Led by Roger Bannl ter and
John Landy In tho dlatenc:e
tYenlr and Bob Rlcharda in tho
pOle vault tht outemera aro
qivttn a bettor than fair c:hanco
Jo dump the Pa'iatane hill club.
Other thinclada to watch from
C. of t, ue Parry O'Brlea lD
tho abot and Sam Vokta. ella
cu.. The only wtaknosa ln tho
Coyote club atem. to Ue ln tha
budget d • p a r t m • n t. Good sprinter and middle dl.itcmce
men como high thla •ouon aDd
Mol Patton, Jim L.o and Mol
Whitiield turned down offers.
Al o mising from the Coyote
quod '' lJI be R C. Owens wl1o
wo:: dir,mas:;cd tbas week. A pru·
posed Senotl' mvest1gntaon ap.
pcnrs to have brought obout the
sudden de-cmphnsis in Caldwell.
ldrsho president Tom Shent-er
satd Owens· d1smissaJ "results
1or the neccsit)• of kc~ping the
atltletic octlv1ty m It$ proper per.
spt:clivc with rclollon to the other
dcpllflmcnts o! the college , • .''
.. Hla work merlb the recog
nition of a much la.rger lnatit
tution than ouu. and 1 baY•
giYen btm a letter of uaquall
fled r~mmendation . • ... Page Three
~* * * Adolph Rupp
Loses Post
MILT SCHROEDER
• •• JV showing drowa AcclaJm
Mad Sports Editor Fired,
Replaced by Slob Booch
BY TOM HARTLEY
c 1 o~:m• rlr 1..()~ Sswrtt1 F'..dltor \ Sporting cdttor Frank Flort
stngs his swnn song with this ia·
sue or the Log. The P1onccr
sca abc s.s oit to Split Lip, Colo.,
to cover the NDtionnl Guard nnn
wrestling championships for the
ScDpJ'OO'c Tunes. Flori's posit.aon
on the Log wall be nptly, ii not
well, filled by Jock Booch, lor
mer terror of the drnmn pnge
and food cratlc. 'Merits Hiqher College
Than Ours' -President
By Sllngi.n' Doc DuBuc.kel
Lexington . Ky. (AF) Mdl
Schro<.>der, grnduntc assist.nnt
in physacal education Ill Lewu;
and CJnrk college, Portland,
Ore., has been name<~ to suc
et:cd Adolph Rupp aa bnJketbaU
couch h~re nt the Untverslty of
Kentucky .
Rupp ~tgned at lbe x-equest
of the school. His t.eanw have
made poor showingD an the past
seasons. f"luhng to rea~h ·the no
tional c:oUcgiat.e plny-otfs tbll
year wns the crowning blaw. The
fact that no WaldQt plnet.od an the
oll-Amcricnn first team this year
was alflo a d•!dding factor.
The showing made by th .
Schl'Ot'dt!r coached Pioneer JV
£quad thl£ p:~st sea n wu the
best nny bMkelball junior vnr.
saty hns ever made at LC. This
y.; na Sc:hroede,r's f~t season in
the coaching ran.U h was also
tbc lint year Lewis and Clark
has hnd n JV club.
In d1smiuing Rupp, Or. B. L..
Donovan, university president, -Alld, ''this r~ults from the n~c:C:B ·
Herb Sch11>eldcr, 'Smog' edt
tor, snid in replacing Flori that..
"H1s work merits lhe recognition
of n much larger mstitution than
ours, nnd I have given him a lc~
tcr or unqualified recommenda
tion •.. " S1ty of keeptng the nthletic activ
Ity in 1ts proper ~rspective walh
relation to the olh~r <lep&rtmenta
of the college • •
"His work mcnts th<! recogni
ti~n or n much larg r institution
than ours, and 1 hav\: given him
n lcttc.r of unqualified recommen
dation • "
50 Nlillion
times a day
at ho111e, at u·ork
or while at play
There's
nothing
like
a
1. 60 BRIGHT io iu hones1, t'\U·lreb a.m.
2. SO BRIGHT iD ia brW., frosty Q)atkle.
,3. SO BRIGHT io tbc bit of quid; eocrsr h brl~ JCIL
•
COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY OF OREGON
Bottled Und•r Autboti.ty of ihe Coca-Cola Compaoy By ..... •• ut••A•a..~•s.,_ .. ., •• , .. ce-..CDI' ....... CIIIItU Page Four THE PIONEER LOG
Vol. XUI Pioneer Log. Portland. Oregon. Frida)·. April 1. 1955 Number 24
NEWS BRIEFS
Pnrdon u but \\ llen Aprtl 1
ft'll on n Fruitl)' lht ycnr, we
couldn't n: s L Due to the fnct
UU\l three oi ous regular }Wg~
re April Fool's mntcnnl. we lind
to c-ut SJ)llt:e allowance for other
ton Tnke our word for tt,
howe\ cs. that nnythmg pnnt~
on THIS page lS t.ruel
Dormites Slate Guests
Guest nsght for dorm stude.n~
n Apnl 5 will feature foreiGn
students nl LC. The C\ cning ,,,u
be prcSJdcd oves by Mns glt~ 'Weh
ler of the lntcr·Donn counctl.
Follcm mg dinner thC!re will be n
coffee hour m Aldu hall.
Time Slips Due Today
Student umc slips nre due in
o!lu~c of Mrs. Faye Hoopes. 'PllY·
roll clerk. to dol Checl:s wall be
ready !or students n Thursdn~,
AprU i WUS Schedules Fund Drive
To Help Foreign Students
Th World Untnrsth Sen•Jc~ dn•:e wlll besm on Apnl 4 nnd
contmu Uu'Ough April 7 1 he mone.> collL>c:tcd for WU:s will be
u ~._'Cf to help ~ttudcn m nil <:ountrli!S
Eacb 1tud~t on campus will be contacted by a &olic:uor
for donations. Co·c:hoirm on of the c:ommittl'e aro Alico Sc:hmidl
and Chazle1 Coodrtch, juniors. Faculty odyiurs aro Arthur L.
Throckmor ton. anodnte pro{essor. and Ralph C. Scott. aaaistant
to Dr. Morgen S. Odell.
Thre<> hund1'Cd 111d l\HJ refucc\! students ft;om It> d1!fc.rt nt
oountrses obtaln1..d cholnrshapc; through th~ nnuonnl comnutt~;• or
WUS m Fron~ Supporung the program were funds totahng $190.·
500 from tht: French gO\ ill'llment. other F1·~nd1 SC'IUl'C<'S and the
tnt •rnnt1onnl budgd o£ WUS
Tho Sw1u afrtllat• of WUS awuded 76 stud•nt refugees full
scholarships lasJ year.
In German~ the \\'US comm1llec has set up n loun fund to a1d
S1m'hmt -rofur.~.. D1splact'd Mudcms who nri! \\ athsn s1x month of
groduauon \\ th nt'cd nnd baht:\' muy bos row enough monc'' from
thl' fund to compl~tc then tuda The loan fund \\as mndt' po sblc
b\' a grant from thC' Amcrtc:nn 'Frumd Servtcc commtttt . .'C rrtday. April l, 195~
ueen 1'amara I
ew ay Ruler
Former Senator to Speak
Phd Httcllcoc:k, darcctor or
church public relations. wall
wenk on "PoUlics.." to the Young
Repubbcnns lD Bodme-24 next
TUesdny nl 12 noon Hltehcock
bru; been :~clive in republacnn pol
lllCS.. scr.•ing m the cnp!lClt~· of
sl.nt.e enator from Klamath Falls. Ghostly Story of 'The Innocents '
To Premiere Tonight In Theater A block-hotrcd. dark-compte."<·
toned • .-nior beauty who hns
spent h r four ~·cnrs of college
nt LC wos elected queen of the
1955 Mny fete by n large mnjor
lty m clcc:uons hc.ld lnst Tuesdny
and Wednesday . Tnmnra won
over Cnthcr me Delistrnty and
Jonnne Forstrom .
Oreqon Caves Calling
An opportunity to v:orr n ct ~
o( Oregon's st.nte parks. the Ore
I)C1n Caves. as a\'ailable lo Le\\ l5
and Clark coeds interested m np
plyanc to U1e guidance and plnoe--
1 mcnt office for inter\'tews A rep
rc.c~tnthoc wtU be on c:nmpus
Apnl 15 and appolnunr.nts cnn
be mndc throUGh .MlSS Julin John
son. &utdonce nnd plncemcnt. di
rector
lBM Sets Interviews
The regional m..: ... ~ •• of In·
ternaucmnl Business Machine$
\::nll be on campus Wednesday,
April (i, to mten,ew June men
grnduntes. Sales postuons nrc
vmlablc. nnd majors an math and
ph~s1cs wall be eligible for \ccll
ntca1 jobs Appoanlments to see
the lnt.en·t~\\ er must be mndn
through the guidance and place
ment of.ftce.
Graduate Piano Student
Sets Qualifying Recital
Mn; Dons Hale. LC .., ... duate
student 10 piano, will give a qual
if)·mc rcdt.al !or graduate stand
mg at the music bour 12:30
Thursday, April ':', 1n the chnpel.
Among Mrs. Hnle's numbers
are clnsstcs by &eh. Schubert,
and LtSZt. T.hcy are the three
movements of Bach's "LiUle
Swtc" m A rnn)or, Sonata in A
nlilJOr b)• Schubert and Liu:u's
HunGarian Rhapsody No. 10.
Two F'dm Showings Set
Of • Almanac of Liberty'
Three showm&& of -Almanac
of Liberly," a hlm b3Jicd on the
book by Ju.nioc Wilham 0. Doug
ta , w1U be nwde on Friday, April
I. Prcsenl.alioos v:ill be made nt
the followmg limes: 10 n.m. and
11 a.m 10 B-JO and 2:30 s.n 8·36.
wA Fturuly AUnir," n film on
l;unDy counselin ~:~.. wiU be shown
nl tho aociQJogy seminar, Tues·
dny, April 5, ~t I J a.m. ln BA·l
and al 10 a.m. in BA-3. Mils
Knthcrine Clark, director of
Family Cowu;ellng service of
DerVicc of Clevclnnd, Ohio, wUI
nnswer questions on the film and
relaled mntennl. -
•
WHO'S AFRAID of ghost.? Not 1h• c:ut of "Tho lnnoc:onis ...
which opeos a two·rught run in the thM.tre this Friday o'te. Pictured
la theh en1lr• c:asJ of four comprised of PrlKllla Wea.t. J.an Popk",
Jack Booch and Judy Polm•tur.
lower
* Corsages
*Cut Flowers * Plants ,
Give Flowers For Easter
C•nner of Terwilliger & Taylors Ferry Rd.
CH 6-1311 • The curtnin goes up at 8:30 to
mght on WtllJam Archibald's
"The Innocents" in the campus
thcnt(!r, wath a repent perform
once slnted for Saturday mght.
Thu unuaual play which
deals with ghosts will have a
casl of four· Priscilla West.
Jack Booc:h. Judy Polmatoor
and J•an Popkos. Boocb end
Judy plcry a ton-ynr-old boy
and an eight-year-old girl who
arC" haunted by the ghosts of
two former servants.
Based on Henry Jnmcs' story,
"The Turn of the SerO;!w," the
play w1ll be directed by Bcvlns
Hnlcy.
Thoro is one setting for 'Tho
lnnoc:enu," the living room at
Bligh. an I s o I a 1 o d country
estate to ·which young Mi-5:. Gid·
dens (Priscilla w .. t) bu been
unt u goYomou to tho two
young c:hildron. Tho play will
be staged in an iou.mate fuh·
ion. on the floor of tho theatet,
rather than tho stage.
Jl•an Popke::. as Mrs. Grose. a
hou ckt•cpt~r. completes the cust.
lncldcntHl mll5ic wlll be used tn
the pr, :l'nlation of the mystery,
Adnu~sion or 50 cents tor stu
dents nnd $1 for adults will be
charged as "The Innocents" Is
nol parl of the regular drama
schedule for the semester.
Orchestra to Play
The Ll; symphony orchestrn
will provadt· bnckground mu11c
!or lovers of the vtsual arts as
the Boris StrpQ led group gin~s
n concen at the Portland Act mu
seum at 4 p.m. Sundny, Apnl 3.
Featur••d will be •olos by four
coeds tn concerlocs Cor piano, vio
lin and cello.
Classes to Elecl ThP new queen-elect IS n mem
ber or Dcll.n Pha Gamma S<'lciul
svronty, the pohllcnl sc1cncc club
and the pep club. Slw wus born in
Berlin, Gcrmnny, nnd came to the
Umtcd St.nh!S vlu Russm n.Hcr the
':llozis rose to power. Tnmnrn Is n
gl'llduntc oC Portlond'll l.incoln
ugh school
The rondt.>sl hope of the newly
elected monarch wns that she
would ''hkc
l)tlrticipate.'' to ~"e cver;bod v • •
FTA Schedules Auction
FTA will sponsor an ouct1on •• t
noon. Apstl 6, in the snack shnc:k.
Larry Morrell, grndunte student,
wlll serve as cholrmnn for the nf
£nir
Smith to Speak to Dads
Warren Smith, intramural dt·
1 ector, w1l1 s~nk to the Dods'
club at their melting at 8 p.m.
Thursdoy, April 7, on lhe mezza
nine ol lhc Journal building The
dads arc plannmg an nll-campur.
1o1vcnl for Mny to nusc mom·y for
band uniforms nnd scholnrabip
funds
Educators Elect Frisbie
1 D •• Chester C. Frisbie, •·.Juca
hon deportment head. was rc
ccnlly elcch.'<l Oregon state pres·
idt:!nl of the Depnrtmcnt of Hlgh·
e1· Education. He will hold office
for one year and receive nn ull·
expense paid lnp to an •!ducatlon
convention in Chicago us a dele
gull! from On·gon
Special Chapel Set
Clnss mccltngs wlll be held ut
ll om. Tuesday, April 5, with
lht• main order of bu~ine~ . bcmg
the election of o Muy ft..'t.c princess
Cor uch clnss. Scnios·s wall m(•el
sn B·lO, Junlors in B·24, >opho
mores in B~- 1 nnd !reshmen tn
thP. theater. Thl• apccaol Holy wctJk chnpel,
which will tBke plucc on April 7,
Maun d~· 'rhun~du y. wIll feature
nu.!nlht!rs of lhu 1tudrnt body nnd
(oculty lcudlnte the congregaUon
Ul Easler obscrvnm."C. Tho:~c: to be
ft.•uturt:d Include Dr. Robert Du
senberry, Dr. John L Andcrnon
nnd Chester Stnrr. Vol.
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Vol. Xlll Pionoor Smog, PorUand , Ol'~on , f't'idoy, April l, 19~~ Num~r 24 -------------------------Edmonds, McAllister Model Fresh_ma~ Fiasco,
In Woolen Specialty Show To H1ghhght LC s
Busy Social Whirl By Howo dy Doodoo
WoU-Koown SMOG f'igurohoad
Woolc•n U"den''' ar SpeclniUcs
Inc., ol New York wlll present a
special scminnr nl lhc next Bull·
QC$$ Admluislrtllaon dcpnrtme nt.al
mcctmg. Fittmg, shnnkagc nnd
treepmg will be cmphnslz~ d Ill u
lecture by 0. !", Tnilgntc. WUS
rcprcse ntntl\'~ 1n charge of the
'cminnr.
Tho nowest WUS modola wiU
bo shown. modoled by BA ln·
1tructora Phillp McAlluter and
T. J. Edmonda on a runway
c:onatruc:tod for tho oc:c:a.lon in
BA-1. Plano acc:ompanimont
w1U be supplied by Hormann
SteinhorcU.
Due to thl! showing ot the new
models, only BA mojors wUI be
Ann Slanders udmalll'd This 1!1 to cuord agam t
tenhng of dc.'ligns.
"We want tn k••cp everything
buttoned ur• to ovotd tmy leaks,"
smd •rrulcate lie htnted, however,
that some st •rtlluj:! changu will
be · • n
Chuc:k Goodrich chairman
ol tho program aald, ~~
should be o •ery fl.ne mooting .
J'vo worn WUS •nuggi" for
yeon and can •ouch tor tholt
cuccollnnco . Allee Schmidt . co
chalrmon commonJod. "We aro
esp.i'c:1al'-" looking forward to
seeing the 1loms to b<> d.llplayed
by Mr McAlll•tor and Mr. Ed·
mond I •o worn WUS akirnp
aaa all my life and wouldn't
wear anything elae at aU Ono
roally get& attached to Jbom. •
Stupid Wealthy Man
Wants to Come Here
Dear Mus Slandeu,
I om 28 'll•rs old nnd makmg $32,000 dollars a ycnr. My wi(f!
recently won the Miss America contes& and I
only ow"' $2000 on my $83,000 borne. My friends
tdl me I nt!Vcr will be o success without a college
education and 1 nm thinking of enrolling when
my l~rm In the scnntc expires. De> vuu think I
would be accepted at Lew• md Clark
Reginald Monoyba~
Dear Reggie.
Whnt refc•rcnct..'S could .) ou gl\ •7 A.S.
Doar Mias Slendort .
1 have gone to LC for three years nnd no one ha yet nskl.'Cl me
fur t1 dntr. I cannot undt!rstnnd tllas. I do nol smok~. dnnk, or tell
JOkes ol n lewd nature. and I attend church regularly. I hove oblnmed
strrught A'!\ in uch courses as family rclntions, home economics,
Jlrobl~ms or ~adOIC$CCncc, and anamul husbrandry . Whv do J sit home
S:lturdoy nigh~?
BowUched . Bewildered , but not Bothered ,
Dear BBB.
G t ,, 1 r garlic. Marilyn Monroe docs not smoke or drink c.ithcr
' but &he has her pOints of mtcrest. Try to bnng out yours.
A.S.
Doar Miu Slanden ,
1 is 32 yenra old nud mrolcd Ill n wcll-knowt.. 'Ci uuUtulton, Me
nnd the boys read you£c column rcllgiously nnd would like lo ask
yousc ndvis •
Ul'l will complete our stJ•y here m about two years and would
like to transfer to another a.nst.itution oC n simtlor mature l~w1s
and Clark has bcr>n highly recommended. Would you ndvi.<!c dis'
Tank You ~(!.
c.o.N.
P. S.
Plcuse c. cusc du wr1llng 10 crnyou as dl!y won't let us have
anythiny .:oharp here.
'I Doar C. 0. N.
I Judging from your lellcr I would sny \'Ou were well qualified.
A.S.
Big Louie Aw1ouuces
Kiddies Annual Clearance Sale
Bring Mo1n and Dad
25 gun and holster sels
(ummuniLi on with parent's
consent.)
50 "Hoppie" kmves
Blnde 5" steel
50 copit!.s n( "\\'nr nnd Peace"
2-Headed Moma Dolt~
(for Girls) Libcrnce dolle;
(for Boys)
Us~d tooth brushes
Boil-l~ancing kit
1 copy of "Battle Crv" By Itollen Elsie
".f c.mnles, food, nnd run, .fun,
iun .. _UJ promised to • \'cryone
whu ottends lhc Fontnsllc Fro:~h
Fio.sco Saturfdny night, ncrord
mg to Hnl Swolford, recently
•lcctcd rrosh president.
Tho Ff'F is 1cheduled to bo·
gin at 8:30 p.m. and wlll luJ
u long a. Swafford romaiN
c:onsc;oua. Since It 1.& against
tho policy of the college for
any orgo.niantion to servo ln
loxJcahng b . •ereges at thou
campus func:tlona. tho dau will
gel 1tonod al tho Ready-Mix
concreto plant.
Co-chairm ••n L:> nn McGuare
lUld Will Bone urg\: thnt there
arc "no excuses for not c:ommg
-its the c.hnnC(! tu let yuur ln·
hlbltions go." Howc\'cr, lhcy cau
tioned the SMOG ngamsl gavmg
the l'eading public the idea that
the party will be wild
Fr!!shmen nrc invited to Come
an YOW' undies" as the l.'venang
will Include "crnzy nntlcs nnd
many, many surprises."
lnformallty will be tho key
note of Jho "preferably stag ..
avon! with sldta and other ac
ti•Hie• intenpened. Through·
out tho ••ening tbero wlll bo
danc:lng to lbo m\Ulc of Swat
ford's Sexy Slx. Decora:tioaa
will range from b"r CGJ\1 to
cigarette b~ib.
Committee hcnds for the orgy
ore Don Pmnock, nn'tlnccmenls
nnd Kirk West, clean-up. Enle.r
tninmcnt is under lh~ dn'(!ction
of M1ltc Kallornn, who says tbnt
guests nrc e.xp~dcd to amuse
themst•lvcs
Ct\RO . IICO
PIZZJi~RIA
Iris" Dinne~:-
Served in the
decadent atmospbeu of
tho condcmnltd Pi.Ha house
3606 S. W. Barbur Blvd.
BR 9266
-Barbur BLV0.7
Drive-in THfATRE,
IAUUa ILVD t..l (H
Af \. W n•• AVl. ~ "U
Jane Po~·ell
In "ATHENA "
l· 1\11 ~ ,1 ('I IIU\"Y<'J.: "VIOLENT MEN"
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O..wa o:..S..Sbow T:OO
Lake Theatre
Sat. 8t Sun. 2:00 p.m. w .. lcday. 7t00 p.m.
NOW SHOWING
ldn Hl\y -Tal• Hu~ 1 ''Battle Cry"
Suo.. Mon .. TuN.
ltob•t·r T·" ll'r • Nl~l\uur l'orl<"r
"MClny Rlven to Croa"
StUb Wed.
.. The County Glrl" Write-In Vote Elects
Johnson May ueen
THE CROWN of royalty rosta prC!Cariou sly upon tho head of
chapoly Don Johnaon. oow May fote monarc:h . as ho ruminalas upon
the awoeping changes thaJ han como into hb l.ifo whh his election
by I large wriict•in VOIO.
By •RabiHH Miller
SMOG ~-Star Roporter
J\nother bl~nuty hns been added to Lewu nnd Clnrk' long list of
Mny que<?ns wtlh the clcctaon o( Don Johnson, w U known on
campus for his strikins appearance.
Elect~ by a trem~ndOUII writo in •ote, tn which 92 per co.al
of the studenJ body partic:ipued , Johnson was fla.ttered to think
tho atud~nta felt him worthy of tuch an honor. Results of the
election were •n.oo~n ced in the boys' locker room whe.ro :tho
track lMm ga• the quocm eloc.t a :rou.ing cheer.
Johnson. en llcd Two-ton by friends ls well known for hi
prowess ns o tfddl)' winks plnycr He hru; sparked frequent lntr:n
murnl j!Om~;S by hts fn t ihlnlang nnd wmking wh1ch ntwnys
manages to panic the sorority ~ams in tense moments.
Crowning of th.o new rogoDi wlll take place in Jho :rose ;a.r·
den during tho annual May festi..;tios. Ouocn Don 1 will preside
o•or the faculty-ctudent wa.tor fight and the ll" folllng contest
something now to bo held on lowor campus.
Johnson hns led nn eventful life and he feels ihot beang clccted
quc~n 1s the most thnlling moment he has eve:r knO'\\o'n H wns
bon1 during u Clime! :sahtrl across the Sahnro desert and h , laved
the mnjoalty of ha hfe m nn lglui> village
He was lured to Lewis and Clark college when mimooary
Chuck Jenkins paid a Yisu to tbe •Ulage and SMing Johnson
realised ho was a natural for tho sports department of :the
college.
Admlmstrat.ton m mbc.rs look on Johnson's election ns another
st~p an the1r progr.1m to de-cmphlSl'!c athletics. Sancc he plnns to
loose we.acht before .Mny fdc adivatics, Johnson wall be of laUe
usc to the rt!nowncd football team of LC. Conch Frank Flon st ted.
"We will miss Johnson but nttcr losmg weight, his u e to the team
will be at nn end. The \\hole tcnnt lS proud of Don but we n~ SOJT)
he cnn't return next roll."
PliUU for t.he future are nol too clHr to the quHn elect.
but be Jc.nOWI that his major, bubt we&nng , will atand him in
good &!Hd no matter what fleold of ondM•or h~ ch~•a.
W l1en 6 kc<t now h~ felt about th~; ~lec t1on, Johnson dccl red,
"It wlis unexpl!clcd to sny lhc learn, but I will do my best to con
tinue tradttaons or LcwlS and Clnrk nnd represent lhe cvllegc at
nll tlm~." •
uto Insurance
Announces new rate rcductton for the following
Single under age driver, age 16-25. nt n very low cost.
Single women clri\ 'Crs~ 16-25, stnnda~d 1-nte
with
BR 1-441
Gribble I~eal Estate
Multnomah CH 7~5
1ft Boawuton. Oregon. 315 1\.!.alltin Highway • ..
Page Two
hat Tiuze Is It?
Guest Edatorlot b~ Klt John on (A Dell)
As a group of cjtlzen :)tudents here at Lewis and Clnrk
we ha,·e decJdcd thut we have tnken enough. No longer will
we be cowed mto silence and hnve ou1 Cceble protests drown
ed out by the power of drunken dictates of nn enhcmched
autocracy .
But we rc helpless by ourselves. It is up to Yll\1 who
ar-c the fellow dupes of this dcspicnb lc stntc of nHair:s to
nlly to our support. Our minds ond bodies are weary and
bruised from carrymg the brunt. of lhc :tight and from receiv
ing the harpcst of the blows. You must shore up our :;ngging
strength and replace those who havc-fallen by the woy with
new fire and devotion to our cause which alone can overthrow
nnd correct the re•gning system.
The enemy is treacherous so w~ must us e\·en more
heachery. They ore c.rnfty so we must be craftier. They h~Wt;
the cunning of long ) cars of e~pericnce IJut we have the
unwarped mmds ... or an envisioned youth. No doubt th()
will stoop to the lowe t subtleties in their attempt to defend
their wretched cause.
The battle may pro,·e to be disheartening at first; how
e\·er1 if we will give ourseh·es to such a noble ideal there
can be no doubt as to our \'ictory -ALL OF THE CLOCKS
AT LEWIS AND CLARK WILL TELL THE SAME (AND
POSSIBLY THE RIGHT) TIME.
Sloppln' Around with Stanislouse
Usual Takes Place
As Spring Springs
'B JolmaJ HoopM
Accordmg to the cl~ od\ nmelCI" 'PI ns hns sprung. Ac:c:om·
pa~ ·ing at ore suc:h thm~:.S ns mc:rease Jn jewelers proftls on engage
ment nngs. transfer of fratcmhy plns trorn the maleness to the
feminonucleus t1nd last but not lenst, Crt .. 'e od\•icc on mntters pertthn·
ing to lo\'e. Hoving be-en married ten times and divon:<'Ci eleven
umt:;S. l :feel I'm certainly qunli!t~ to gwe udvioe on such n subjec.t.
The next ml&bike, C).."CUSe me. 1 mean ad\'ic:e seeker, lS Earl
Butterfield . He complOJnS (all the time, so Sh1rley stales) or pscu·
doneuronophag~a \Vhlch, tPchmc:nlly speaking, means his girl is
pestering him about getting mBn'led. This system is accompanaed
by o.n attempt on ha-part to, pardon the phrnsc, be chmtl:y With
the money.
No1 only is l.he ehlnuy with h r money. b\ll his aa well .
When Earl picbd her up in his new Cadillac the-other nlghJ,
she made him immeclia.tely return U. He now has to drbe a just
plam ·ss Che•. Thia cue calls for some meditullium profundum.
U that doe-n'S work. uy ioining a mooutary.
Jock Venables w~ates m thnt he as troubled by ncute attacks or
• bashfUlness every time he nears a woman. For you tlUterales who
don't understand medical t.ern\S, the diognosas IS bnsomctachro·
mophit. He clnims that when thas occurs, he ~ xperienccs tr~mendous
:frustrations accomparued by n strons desire to die a d~:ep hole and
withdrnw from the world. All thiS case requires as hclpmg the
patient Iulbll bh desire along wHh teaching him bow to cover the
hole up once he Is down in at.
This nexJ let1e.r ia rather dishoarlening.
Duane Brady wrues that due to his deformed !ace, wome,n
a\·old him. Tbcr lS nothing unusual about havmg onl)' hnlf an car,
oru: C) c, n ho1r-ltp and a flattened nose. Just be glnd )'OU don't have
a face like • fooled you d1dn'l I? Such o condition can be called
Dell}s-1...:-cle! phenomenon or simply rac:haalbum.uumcntry of the
aulfmcthemoclobmenua. Thas mattA?r cnn be carefully curbed by
weanng a sack over your 1i ad. Well, lts time for the little pall-roller
to toddle along. Later does.
Alf(}Hva L . ---THE PIONEER SMOG Friday, AprU I, 1955
Minutes of Council t )n the ~ocial ~id( • ... ~·ith Floa·i -------------------
R~y~~.! £~?~ .. ~~.~. Anonimous Couples
Bo,~lumnW B 1 Good ne\\ Ill nil L.cwls and Announce et·~otha s Clark tudf nt.. both pr~ •nt and .1. 1
ruturd At the laat SCliSIOn (\( the
student councd the new socanl Sev"rttl r~upl\'S .mnounCl·O l•wlr t•ncngemc·n~ ll\ll> Wl>ekl but
cnlendar wns discussed and Ac-sancc we know fC\\ of lh~m and two arc ex-gu•l frlt·nds we will
ccpt d. Starting nc l term hu-neglect to mt•nhon till• nnmc ..
manit1cs and C:l\'lli.z.nlion hn\'c Tho sam• soema to bold tru• on tho frcuernity front. a,
been canc:cll~ nlong w1th oll Stgmll. Lambda. Kappa. DelJa and Alpha liU have plann~ func:·
«.II ·ht D'clocks for uppc.r divilion tiona tho.t we are unabl• to put la.to print due to the rulot~ ol
tudents. Th"• i\lter· brenktaat 1937 _ thor uo •xac1ly llko those found undu aecmon 0.3$8.
d lDC• Is the oommg lhmg. We page 58 of th• 1944 rules. 10 noctd llUle .xplorollon.
ha"~ tound that we are turning • • •
out poorly mtcgratcd students Th lFC under the capable (und~rworld) h•Hdcl hlp of Thomas
who hove sallied forth complete-Hllftley, Olymplll, has plunnt."d to • " dotli~'S for the soldacrs' pup
ly so~nlly mnladjwtcd H 11 im-tents In Korea. Work will begin imnh'dlatol)•, ucco1·dmg to hia
pcrati\'C that this be amended nsststnnt, Ke1th Harcourt . Hartley requests lhe aid oC all olhll
Tht> council fully reollzea It has fretormtll '& on camp\U;, ohumlng thnt few of tht•m realize they
to.l~~ the march on Walter Reu
1 ow" h•m a pe1 onal debt. (For tho.."c m the dax·k, Hartley · tnrted :ttl
th~:r :> • iOBI of 0 SO-hour work soc1al orgoruzationt' on thc LC calendar Ho ol~o loaned money to
week 10 scttmg up t.h.U change Kappa and Dclt..-not to mcnt1on cvcral pledges so that they
Footbnll games ~11 all be played could keep goma:.
on Fnday mommgt~ to better en·
able the students to t!n}oy lbe
lull benefits of lhe aUghUy en
largt.!d a!U'r-grune do.nce which
will run for nine houl'1!; lhu• al
fordmg longer intermt~lon en
tcrtainment . The~ will nlso bene
lit bY a full two day week-end . • This i. not to be encumbered by
Wl>ek-tmd nssignmen ts!
Credtl wall be offer~.'<! !or field
tnps to Mt. Hood and Cannon
beach. Frntcmll)' and sorority
mcchn&s will still be held on
Wcdncsda:rs1 however they will
begin ut 10:00 ,.~.m. lntramurals
will be held on Thundo~ with
nasembliC$ being snved for 'I\Je<:
da,·s. This still leaves the council -with o prodigious problem
Mondnv will still be the !irst day •
of tbe school week.
PRICES
is now featuring the
newest color in loafers ....... • •
On tbe bdgbter aide of tho ledgo.r U gina thb column much
pleasure to r•port the marrlaoe of Curtia Copenhagen to Jane
Fish. For you aloba who threw chopped canotl aJ lb• gtOOIIL
Curt il not a rahblll The br\de waa charming and woU d...ned
the aeclaim a.ocwdtod bu by !JUHll at the ...-'ric:.s.
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Mike Clock tourt.>d thl! bright spots or New York whlle on a
rcecnt trJp there. Few people m Oreaon know at, s.tys the pleasant
LC ~ophomorel but ace cream is 15 cents a quart cheaper in the
East ana m aomc establishment., you can eat .111 you wont Cor 50
cenb
Spealcing of oeUng, wo fear tho diet erase apruding onr
the U.S. haa aU but doomC!d tho pancake eating cont~ on tho
Lewll and Clark camp\a. Klondlke Harry MaAdama held the
hotcako titlo Jut yoar wUb a 1u.m n.artng lbe 75 mazk, u w~
remombor il. A local beanery pridlng iJself on the flapjacks of
fered "all you can eaJ for 10me nominal aum (rumored Jo bo in
the Yic:i.o.l.ty of SO c:.ntnos) , not rMJ!a10g the appetit. of young
C'OUogo aJudoDD.
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PALOMINO! 'What column would be :t socml column 'athout lhe \\ om<;n'l
sadl• of the <btas) news? It as rumored a few Ddph1. wcr1• r"ady Ul
commtt SUlCJde upon learmng that likeable Ed Tocv o! thl: Dllta
had lost one ol his !root lceth recently . Toevs assures us that ht>
renh~'- lht young Indies may do soml!thing drastic becnu ·e ot hu
ma~:netic personality and all oround good looks. So to satisfy nil
of thL ma es, he will hn\'~ nll of his chompers .) nnkc.~ at lho next I fratl!mity mcetmg.
This shoe features a
full leather sole on a
form-fitting last, and is I
the utmost in casual
styling for spring. Try
and you'll buy for only
$9.95
Another Fashion-First
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Prices
629 S. W. Washington
Sharp Styling •t Popular Pri~• • • •
Locey Evans prov1dos tho best oxcluai•c this paper bu
had since Leonardo DiV1nc:i invenJed wa.tor colors whUo painhllg
th• refloc:Jing pool. The pettJe freahman lass ran all the way up
from the ah&c:k to toll ua tho nowa. BrnthLouly. Lacey unfolded
a talo on lhe co!f" 'racket' that oYoryono knows prominent at
said esJa.biUhmellJ .
1l ~t:t·m,!j thrtl co!!~ served at the shuck •s amport(.'<J b·om Fort
Lc!wjs m bulk form. An army scrru truck hauls 1150 gallons p<!r wect
which IS stor~ in the old 'supm' tnnk. LC pays 65 cents a lood !or
the Java nnd, according to Lacey's scoop, can also be used to il'Case
Jo Hoope's truck., pave over holes m the asphalt nnd is an cr.
!ective remedy for athlete's toot.
HEAVING IT UP WI'lli WHOOPS
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Stnce tho mac:k shack la the cultural cenJor of the aampw
and alnc:. th• atmospher1c condUions therem are approa.chlng
tho dangcrr point. I think that thert-ia dofinltolr room lor some:
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HERM t-r~::;;;..,- : dow-aome eYon ahudder and rogazd them Ill a meruu;o. I under
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: to take n test bc!orc l'nterinc tutd lf found 11\\'Bkl' th••y hould bt
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told mo to be careful and not c:ompeto with the lo•oly ledlcot
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Swanberg 'Enrolls' at C of!;
urder' Scream Officials
By Snako Kllngenburg NEWS. BLUES & REVIEWS
Th1s t.:ems to u(; thl. _cn:;on
tor bl:u· athletes to switch
M"hools. First Ronnie Knox
quit Cal nncl showed up :H
UCLA, last week Bobby Cox
jumped trom thl! Univcr&ity of
Wnsbin&ton nnd appeared at
Minneapoh to l nroll nt Minne
sota, no\\ the Plon<:era hnvc n
truant of thcu own Gordon
<Bun) Swnnbcra hos motricu
lated to the Col\~ge of Idaho
cf\mpU-4. iie;n;ulia Shoris ii~e" w • "·
Baseball Squad, Dimoff
By Elsie Baker
LOI' IIOGietr Wditor -n r r n n n n n n r r J.w u w w w w w w u ._
Spnng trnmtng stl\rtcd lolSt we~: k .u burly Torn Ho~tc approach·
"'<i LC's new bns<'unll con<'h "Somm:-" Vok•:s wlth n r<:quest to be
I ransfcr1 cd to the Delphi :oftb:dl t(! un Rt~ucsl wos grnntt'd. The
tcum will mlSS Ho1u:'s hurd·htttmg ond fMt punching, but the nC\\'
Swanbeq(. :J student on Milt
Schro<!dcr's junior var81ty thu
winh•r, mutlen-d ~omcthing :1bout
lhi! bcint: tht bi~ league. The
Log c.tlhd (collect of course) the
Caldwell campus and \hey denu:d
knowing nnythtni about the
lransfl•r. The nc); t call wua to
Coach Sam Vokes. but the opera·
tor !laid that Snmmy do•~n't live
here any more
Milt Schrocdt.r ~~~plied to the
qu~tton of the offici' 1 tand on
the situation, "His work merits
the recognition of o much larger
mstitution tbon ours, and I have
given hun n letter of unqualified
recommendation .•. "
Bribe Scandal Hits
May Oueen, Prexy
By Hal Losaor
a moe Tl"l <ria J:41tor
An ull·nlght m~o-eung was called
after scv en top local volll'yball
players were found to be ncccpt
1ng bribes to "hold th{ cot'\o
down m close gnmcs." ·•Fixing
of gn.mcs In lh111 area has been
suspected lor some time but
until the recent ,•olleybnll tour
nnment nothmg has been proved,''
nccord in g to the otticials.
Top &COICl' Cor the league IS Ta·
mara Jaffe of the Polecats who
ulso double:. ns Muy Fete que•Ul.
Tamnrn was caught ncccptlng
mnrkcd money (rom an under·
world hood, John Bennett. Ben
nett has long been ossocialcd
with volleyball f1xing in this aren
accordang to Fix.
Th(; marked mone\ was quick
ly confiscated !lnd taken Into
emergt:ncy con fen. nco session
and a deck of curds wns crallcd to
k~cp lhctr tdlc honds busy whtlc
dtscus.'ling the pt csslng matter of
\'ollcyball bnbcs ai LC. Money
mvolvcd in futurl'! payoUs wlll
uls<• be rcdastributed by the nth·
letie officials.
Said F'lK, ''1 wus completely un·
i . ~ nwarc tho\ br bang was goang on
without the npprovol or the ad
minuotrtllion. In the past the ad
ministration's percentage wns
only 50 per cent, hoWc\•e•, it n
plnyer Is found to he tnking n
bnbc wathout official OK. he w1l1
now be fined i~ per cent of has
bnbc money. I hope that players
will wkc heed oi this crnckdown
ond see me to g<•t the OK beior~
,,c~pting bnbtS in ~he futur.:.''
A Quick Look at Sports
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April 1!-l..C VIS llr• · "" · .;) h.,r. l:lfi: At•rll 6-{trc-aon, th' · \aorll •
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'WIIIamuU• R•ll\) , rinh·m, ,\lorll !! PRISCILLA WEST
•.. Tetezan track star spirit or tht• Delphi tcnm should
plncc them nt the top of the lntrn·
mural leogul•.
Spcakinf1 or the baS(!ball h:~m.
St'nts, tht: dinmondmt •n on the
wbol~ url lookmg Cine this ~n
son. We pr(..'Cilcl that freshman
outftclder Rny Hyde w~U con
tinuc to look good and hts wm·
som~ per:sonoHty hould be a
real boon to the Vokes tcnm thl.S
• sprsng.
The new sprang unitonns !or
the team hnve JUSt orrived. Team
manager "Sliif' 01moff reportS
that tho currcnlly populur chtu-·
coal gn .. :oy flannel burmudn shorts,
pmk suede shoes, black knee
socks and C'Ontrnsting grey cash·
mere swu tt~r: wtll rcplncc the drab appnrcl wom by last year's
nin~.
Says Dimotf, "1 think they're cute." • • •
The track tl!am has been runmng art~und. Speedy "'P-2" West,
veteran trnck stor, was clcx:kcd nt 2:38 on the mile, breaking of
course. the old world's rccord-2:38'-2. estnbli!!ht?d lnst ycnr by
lnnky George Guthril'. • • •
Sc\'crol handsome young gents mndc the aU-slob mt.rnmural
bosketbnll team. Cun't remember their names. However, as J said
bcl'orl!, they looked good (or was tt thnt they Wl!rc good-look.ins7)
Anyway. things tn the sports world continue to happen. Milt
Schr~er, mouthpiece for co:1ch Joe Huston announced to the
student body today that present hbrnry tuciUtles will be mo\'cd to
the post oflacc und th~· hbrnry !ucahhcs will serve ns lecture and
smoke room for uthlctcs. Schroeder also revealed that the $2,000,000
orunnnlly donnh.~ for lhc music building will, due to the mysterious
da .ppeurnncc oC Bons Sirpo, be used to construct a new gymnasium.
The new gym will ba locat~'<i on the pn~cnt S1te o( Stewart and
Akm halls, which will be rued for thl' sake ot the nthlcllc pro
grom. "This as a continuation of the dc-cmphnsts of othlcucs policy
now in progress at LC' , suid the smiling Schroeder.
Another aspect ol the de-cmphosis pohcy will Wkc e1fect 11cxt
full. Salnracs of football players will be cut $20, nnd the department
will pay lor only thrct:! t®m trips to Hawaii n year. •
• • •
We hn\'e noticed that .) oung Dick Gr.mt hos been losmg weight.
and we predict thnt he hould be down to 210 bdore the llrst bnsc·
bnll game. Nasty rumol hnvc it thot pudgy Gary Jo<."kson as also
usmg u c:uloric counl~r.
• • •
The nnnuol Athletes B1·awl wlll be held tonight at Je:rry•s tavern,
2118 N. W. GUsun. Nut{;'hcrnlly none of the young gents 1s expected
to brenk tro.inmt~. but w1ll mdulgc In a few action games such tiS
scrabbl<! unnd chess. Chap~roning the nffnar wall be Goy Dnwn nnd
'fcmpcst Storm. Chairman of the event is John 'Martin.
Coyote Ashmen Given Nod
Over Pioneer Champions
Coach Eldon Fu;: put.s his con
Cc.rencc c h cs m pi o n harriers
Uuouch their paces tomorrow
ttfternoon ltt M('CuUough stndium
an Solem The defending champs
ore packed only second bcsl in
thl" tu d, however. Thq, new
to "ntch nrc the Cnyotes {rom
O\'cr Co h. "' 1 \'
Led by Roger Bannl ter and
John Landy In tho dlatenc:e
tYenlr and Bob Rlcharda in tho
pOle vault tht outemera aro
qivttn a bettor than fair c:hanco
Jo dump the Pa'iatane hill club.
Other thinclada to watch from
C. of t, ue Parry O'Brlea lD
tho abot and Sam Vokta. ella
cu.. The only wtaknosa ln tho
Coyote club atem. to Ue ln tha
budget d • p a r t m • n t. Good sprinter and middle dl.itcmce
men como high thla •ouon aDd
Mol Patton, Jim L.o and Mol
Whitiield turned down offers.
Al o mising from the Coyote
quod '' lJI be R C. Owens wl1o
wo:: dir,mas:;cd tbas week. A pru·
posed Senotl' mvest1gntaon ap.
pcnrs to have brought obout the
sudden de-cmphnsis in Caldwell.
ldrsho president Tom Shent-er
satd Owens· d1smissaJ "results
1or the neccsit)• of kc~ping the
atltletic octlv1ty m It$ proper per.
spt:clivc with rclollon to the other
dcpllflmcnts o! the college , • .''
.. Hla work merlb the recog
nition of a much la.rger lnatit
tution than ouu. and 1 baY•
giYen btm a letter of uaquall
fled r~mmendation . • ... Page Three
~* * * Adolph Rupp
Loses Post
MILT SCHROEDER
• •• JV showing drowa AcclaJm
Mad Sports Editor Fired,
Replaced by Slob Booch
BY TOM HARTLEY
c 1 o~:m• rlr 1..()~ Sswrtt1 F'..dltor \ Sporting cdttor Frank Flort
stngs his swnn song with this ia·
sue or the Log. The P1onccr
sca abc s.s oit to Split Lip, Colo.,
to cover the NDtionnl Guard nnn
wrestling championships for the
ScDpJ'OO'c Tunes. Flori's posit.aon
on the Log wall be nptly, ii not
well, filled by Jock Booch, lor
mer terror of the drnmn pnge
and food cratlc. 'Merits Hiqher College
Than Ours' -President
By Sllngi.n' Doc DuBuc.kel
Lexington . Ky. (AF) Mdl
Schro<.>der, grnduntc assist.nnt
in physacal education Ill Lewu;
and CJnrk college, Portland,
Ore., has been name<~ to suc
et:cd Adolph Rupp aa bnJketbaU
couch h~re nt the Untverslty of
Kentucky .
Rupp ~tgned at lbe x-equest
of the school. His t.eanw have
made poor showingD an the past
seasons. f"luhng to rea~h ·the no
tional c:oUcgiat.e plny-otfs tbll
year wns the crowning blaw. The
fact that no WaldQt plnet.od an the
oll-Amcricnn first team this year
was alflo a d•!dding factor.
The showing made by th .
Schl'Ot'dt!r coached Pioneer JV
£quad thl£ p:~st sea n wu the
best nny bMkelball junior vnr.
saty hns ever made at LC. This
y.; na Sc:hroede,r's f~t season in
the coaching ran.U h was also
tbc lint year Lewis and Clark
has hnd n JV club.
In d1smiuing Rupp, Or. B. L..
Donovan, university president, -Alld, ''this r~ults from the n~c:C:B ·
Herb Sch11>eldcr, 'Smog' edt
tor, snid in replacing Flori that..
"H1s work merits lhe recognition
of n much larger mstitution than
ours, nnd I have given him a lc~
tcr or unqualified recommenda
tion •.. " S1ty of keeptng the nthletic activ
Ity in 1ts proper ~rspective walh
relation to the olh~r <lep&rtmenta
of the college • •
"His work mcnts th<! recogni
ti~n or n much larg r institution
than ours, and 1 hav\: given him
n lcttc.r of unqualified recommen
dation • "
50 Nlillion
times a day
at ho111e, at u·ork
or while at play
There's
nothing
like
a
1. 60 BRIGHT io iu hones1, t'\U·lreb a.m.
2. SO BRIGHT iD ia brW., frosty Q)atkle.
,3. SO BRIGHT io tbc bit of quid; eocrsr h brl~ JCIL
•
COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY OF OREGON
Bottled Und•r Autboti.ty of ihe Coca-Cola Compaoy By ..... •• ut••A•a..~•s.,_ .. ., •• , .. ce-..CDI' ....... CIIIItU Page Four THE PIONEER LOG
Vol. XUI Pioneer Log. Portland. Oregon. Frida)·. April 1. 1955 Number 24
NEWS BRIEFS
Pnrdon u but \\ llen Aprtl 1
ft'll on n Fruitl)' lht ycnr, we
couldn't n: s L Due to the fnct
UU\l three oi ous regular }Wg~
re April Fool's mntcnnl. we lind
to c-ut SJ)llt:e allowance for other
ton Tnke our word for tt,
howe\ cs. that nnythmg pnnt~
on THIS page lS t.ruel
Dormites Slate Guests
Guest nsght for dorm stude.n~
n Apnl 5 will feature foreiGn
students nl LC. The C\ cning ,,,u
be prcSJdcd oves by Mns glt~ 'Weh
ler of the lntcr·Donn counctl.
Follcm mg dinner thC!re will be n
coffee hour m Aldu hall.
Time Slips Due Today
Student umc slips nre due in
o!lu~c of Mrs. Faye Hoopes. 'PllY·
roll clerk. to dol Checl:s wall be
ready !or students n Thursdn~,
AprU i WUS Schedules Fund Drive
To Help Foreign Students
Th World Untnrsth Sen•Jc~ dn•:e wlll besm on Apnl 4 nnd
contmu Uu'Ough April 7 1 he mone.> collL>c:tcd for WU:s will be
u ~._'Cf to help ~ttudcn m nil <:ountrli!S
Eacb 1tud~t on campus will be contacted by a &olic:uor
for donations. Co·c:hoirm on of the c:ommittl'e aro Alico Sc:hmidl
and Chazle1 Coodrtch, juniors. Faculty odyiurs aro Arthur L.
Throckmor ton. anodnte pro{essor. and Ralph C. Scott. aaaistant
to Dr. Morgen S. Odell.
Thre<> hund1'Cd 111d l\HJ refucc\! students ft;om It> d1!fc.rt nt
oountrses obtaln1..d cholnrshapc; through th~ nnuonnl comnutt~;• or
WUS m Fron~ Supporung the program were funds totahng $190.·
500 from tht: French gO\ ill'llment. other F1·~nd1 SC'IUl'C<'S and the
tnt •rnnt1onnl budgd o£ WUS
Tho Sw1u afrtllat• of WUS awuded 76 stud•nt refugees full
scholarships lasJ year.
In German~ the \\'US comm1llec has set up n loun fund to a1d
S1m'hmt -rofur.~.. D1splact'd Mudcms who nri! \\ athsn s1x month of
groduauon \\ th nt'cd nnd baht:\' muy bos row enough monc'' from
thl' fund to compl~tc then tuda The loan fund \\as mndt' po sblc
b\' a grant from thC' Amcrtc:nn 'Frumd Servtcc commtttt . .'C rrtday. April l, 195~
ueen 1'amara I
ew ay Ruler
Former Senator to Speak
Phd Httcllcoc:k, darcctor or
church public relations. wall
wenk on "PoUlics.." to the Young
Repubbcnns lD Bodme-24 next
TUesdny nl 12 noon Hltehcock
bru; been :~clive in republacnn pol
lllCS.. scr.•ing m the cnp!lClt~· of
sl.nt.e enator from Klamath Falls. Ghostly Story of 'The Innocents '
To Premiere Tonight In Theater A block-hotrcd. dark-compte."<·
toned • .-nior beauty who hns
spent h r four ~·cnrs of college
nt LC wos elected queen of the
1955 Mny fete by n large mnjor
lty m clcc:uons hc.ld lnst Tuesdny
and Wednesday . Tnmnra won
over Cnthcr me Delistrnty and
Jonnne Forstrom .
Oreqon Caves Calling
An opportunity to v:orr n ct ~
o( Oregon's st.nte parks. the Ore
I)C1n Caves. as a\'ailable lo Le\\ l5
and Clark coeds interested m np
plyanc to U1e guidance and plnoe--
1 mcnt office for inter\'tews A rep
rc.c~tnthoc wtU be on c:nmpus
Apnl 15 and appolnunr.nts cnn
be mndc throUGh .MlSS Julin John
son. &utdonce nnd plncemcnt. di
rector
lBM Sets Interviews
The regional m..: ... ~ •• of In·
ternaucmnl Business Machine$
\::nll be on campus Wednesday,
April (i, to mten,ew June men
grnduntes. Sales postuons nrc
vmlablc. nnd majors an math and
ph~s1cs wall be eligible for \ccll
ntca1 jobs Appoanlments to see
the lnt.en·t~\\ er must be mndn
through the guidance and place
ment of.ftce.
Graduate Piano Student
Sets Qualifying Recital
Mn; Dons Hale. LC .., ... duate
student 10 piano, will give a qual
if)·mc rcdt.al !or graduate stand
mg at the music bour 12:30
Thursday, April ':', 1n the chnpel.
Among Mrs. Hnle's numbers
are clnsstcs by &eh. Schubert,
and LtSZt. T.hcy are the three
movements of Bach's "LiUle
Swtc" m A rnn)or, Sonata in A
nlilJOr b)• Schubert and Liu:u's
HunGarian Rhapsody No. 10.
Two F'dm Showings Set
Of • Almanac of Liberty'
Three showm&& of -Almanac
of Liberly," a hlm b3Jicd on the
book by Ju.nioc Wilham 0. Doug
ta , w1U be nwde on Friday, April
I. Prcsenl.alioos v:ill be made nt
the followmg limes: 10 n.m. and
11 a.m 10 B-JO and 2:30 s.n 8·36.
wA Fturuly AUnir," n film on
l;unDy counselin ~:~.. wiU be shown
nl tho aociQJogy seminar, Tues·
dny, April 5, ~t I J a.m. ln BA·l
and al 10 a.m. in BA-3. Mils
Knthcrine Clark, director of
Family Cowu;ellng service of
DerVicc of Clevclnnd, Ohio, wUI
nnswer questions on the film and
relaled mntennl. -
•
WHO'S AFRAID of ghost.? Not 1h• c:ut of "Tho lnnoc:onis ...
which opeos a two·rught run in the thM.tre this Friday o'te. Pictured
la theh en1lr• c:asJ of four comprised of PrlKllla Wea.t. J.an Popk",
Jack Booch and Judy Polm•tur.
lower
* Corsages
*Cut Flowers * Plants ,
Give Flowers For Easter
C•nner of Terwilliger & Taylors Ferry Rd.
CH 6-1311 • The curtnin goes up at 8:30 to
mght on WtllJam Archibald's
"The Innocents" in the campus
thcnt(!r, wath a repent perform
once slnted for Saturday mght.
Thu unuaual play which
deals with ghosts will have a
casl of four· Priscilla West.
Jack Booc:h. Judy Polmatoor
and J•an Popkos. Boocb end
Judy plcry a ton-ynr-old boy
and an eight-year-old girl who
arC" haunted by the ghosts of
two former servants.
Based on Henry Jnmcs' story,
"The Turn of the SerO;!w," the
play w1ll be directed by Bcvlns
Hnlcy.
Thoro is one setting for 'Tho
lnnoc:enu," the living room at
Bligh. an I s o I a 1 o d country
estate to ·which young Mi-5:. Gid·
dens (Priscilla w .. t) bu been
unt u goYomou to tho two
young c:hildron. Tho play will
be staged in an iou.mate fuh·
ion. on the floor of tho theatet,
rather than tho stage.
Jl•an Popke::. as Mrs. Grose. a
hou ckt•cpt~r. completes the cust.
lncldcntHl mll5ic wlll be used tn
the pr, :l'nlation of the mystery,
Adnu~sion or 50 cents tor stu
dents nnd $1 for adults will be
charged as "The Innocents" Is
nol parl of the regular drama
schedule for the semester.
Orchestra to Play
The Ll; symphony orchestrn
will provadt· bnckground mu11c
!or lovers of the vtsual arts as
the Boris StrpQ led group gin~s
n concen at the Portland Act mu
seum at 4 p.m. Sundny, Apnl 3.
Featur••d will be •olos by four
coeds tn concerlocs Cor piano, vio
lin and cello.
Classes to Elecl ThP new queen-elect IS n mem
ber or Dcll.n Pha Gamma S<'lciul
svronty, the pohllcnl sc1cncc club
and the pep club. Slw wus born in
Berlin, Gcrmnny, nnd came to the
Umtcd St.nh!S vlu Russm n.Hcr the
':llozis rose to power. Tnmnrn Is n
gl'llduntc oC Portlond'll l.incoln
ugh school
The rondt.>sl hope of the newly
elected monarch wns that she
would ''hkc
l)tlrticipate.'' to ~"e cver;bod v • •
FTA Schedules Auction
FTA will sponsor an ouct1on •• t
noon. Apstl 6, in the snack shnc:k.
Larry Morrell, grndunte student,
wlll serve as cholrmnn for the nf
£nir
Smith to Speak to Dads
Warren Smith, intramural dt·
1 ector, w1l1 s~nk to the Dods'
club at their melting at 8 p.m.
Thursdoy, April 7, on lhe mezza
nine ol lhc Journal building The
dads arc plannmg an nll-campur.
1o1vcnl for Mny to nusc mom·y for
band uniforms nnd scholnrabip
funds
Educators Elect Frisbie
1 D •• Chester C. Frisbie, •·.Juca
hon deportment head. was rc
ccnlly elcch.'<l Oregon state pres·
idt:!nl of the Depnrtmcnt of Hlgh·
e1· Education. He will hold office
for one year and receive nn ull·
expense paid lnp to an •!ducatlon
convention in Chicago us a dele
gull! from On·gon
Special Chapel Set
Clnss mccltngs wlll be held ut
ll om. Tuesday, April 5, with
lht• main order of bu~ine~ . bcmg
the election of o Muy ft..'t.c princess
Cor uch clnss. Scnios·s wall m(•el
sn B·lO, Junlors in B·24, >opho
mores in B~- 1 nnd !reshmen tn
thP. theater. Thl• apccaol Holy wctJk chnpel,
which will tBke plucc on April 7,
Maun d~· 'rhun~du y. wIll feature
nu.!nlht!rs of lhu 1tudrnt body nnd
(oculty lcudlnte the congregaUon
Ul Easler obscrvnm."C. Tho:~c: to be
ft.•uturt:d Include Dr. Robert Du
senberry, Dr. John L Andcrnon
nnd Chester Stnrr. Vol.
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