Title
The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
Description
Volume 10, Number 22
Subject
Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
Creator
Pioneer Log Staff
Pioneer Log
Pioneer Log
Date
1952-04-01
Format
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Type
Newspaper
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ONTRABAND
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Odell. Dr. Howard
in Fast Move
County Constabulary
Den of Nefarious Inlq<1ity
Vot? No Votka?
By John L11w
:•oUco 7\1111\ :84ltor
Vtcc sqund nod c1ty cnfo•c•··l
nt oH1ccrs tocllly clos~·d nil 1
, bling 1 uoms m Stc\\ urt nntl
111111 H1uds w~Jt> simult.m·
'· b' much.• nt uoth halls nl ·\ :05
m I Ius mr1rnmc. nnJ huJllir• d~
I'~'~'Fo•>nR wen• jntlcd, mnnv
1 mg JUSt thcrr nls:ht11h1rt s .1nct
jnmns.
St•tr.ed lw olht•ers wert• UO pair
of (.he.-., ·I pln·
b~tll mnchmec;,
John Law :1 dr~gcr rnu·
Chillt•S, 2 1 OU•
lo•tte \\ ht ds, nnd
197 OUJa boards.
Polico w C! r o
shoc:kod by the
flngrnnt du;rc·
gard fur pul>ht• Volume? The LIBRPRY
APR 1 L;;2
"'~'"' '-va.LEGF REPORTER
BATTERED
IN MELEE
Tve Been Done In'
Says Crime Editor
Portlond . Oregon April l. 1952 Numb&lr 7
l'fatJonAI• Arautnen• •ol1•
rn Seattle Wlth U'C Men Nabbed !Honored Speaker,
10ld Doc Sumoola
Yaks April 20
Dr Homer Sumonln WJII he the
hom• red pc •kcr nt the A pnl 20
Con vc.cJttwn
H.; wall rcc.sl'\'e n daein•ty d('
prC\' lor h1s work In the rwld or
potato, He wus bon• nd rnu1~d
fit-hop~ to lrvl' through llf•·,
1! he doesn't cho Cma ht mny
nli:lke 1L
He \\US pn tor twtcc bl"fort.
llhC nutlc('d htm B~ ho be n
mSLrumcnllll 111 the unity o{ the
P't~lJJes nnd thl' Tcrrlan aha!
Wl:f(' tO form 'tht' bl.!\i !!r3flC of t}l(' By John Law
I wnll drngged. kkked. insulted
nnd scvr•r ly chtllliJ: d by mod
d~nc>d m~>mbcrt O( lhP lntcr·ffll•
teml& • counciL It wts a hornry
an.;: expcr\cnc to y the lcMt.
ll all cnmc tiOOUt ahortly aflc-r
I mode nn mnocent 1tatcrn •nt
while hnvmc n couple wllh orne
lFC boy down Jn th .. black hole.
1 mcrol) snld· nu letlms lncon·
gruous and ••en deleterious to
havo an o•or-oxtonsion of lhe
national fraternal OKUlaiion and
lnJerdlgftation alfiliotlons end
m1me nnrnc. that tho officaey of intorcina)
Thl.' mvo••.tllun was d(!lr\•crcd brotherhood wu inditplJJablo . but
by Dr .John McCord, d1atrlr1 Dl I tho pernicious influenco is tn.
torm y of the Portland cop . . •
corns., lor On•r.on and Wastung- compatible WlJh aoaotal perm-
done on aturdtw nt hulf pncc anene-~ :·
.. Although :Jlt<>ndoncc Is nol
compul ory,'' l:l~>rbcrt G Torey
ton, chnplo1n of the coli ge, ~x
plamld With n an1scd thrt:nh:nmg
eyebro\\ "You hnd bNter hr
tht!rc or you'll be sorry Just tr)'
and grad uo te you'll see \\hot hop
pl!ns to htllt:! rats who don't get
there!" Whereupon I was sc1zcd by
fourteen brutes ond cnrncd pros~
trrJtcly to a dnrk den tn lhe lower
.. cochJ>S of BoDine hall. Se~ ernl
unmltJl)ntes tied me to n chair
aud bUndfoldt..'Cl m<', lcnvms me
in solocc for a haH-hour while lnw rcspccllng
gurnbltng. J\.ln).
Loll~· Dec, coiled out or bed Ol Patrolman f'osdit'k captures Morgan S. Odell, in real life. Morgue New mcmbt'rs (If the bunrd or they recruah.>d more ruffJans
30 , •. m , wos quoted as :mymg,
IS n fin!! hO\\ dv-duudv whPn • •
bt•St g1rls JURI go nhcud und
•:atot rrnps nnd piny ou1jnl Why,
•nt•~'"''" knew whnt gnmblmg wns thCl mauler u he tries to mako a break for it. "Hal Hal Wait till I trust1es wtiJ be anU"'duccd by
ICHI Willio tho Actor. thai amatuer . wlll 1 toll him what a soft racket Dr. 0' Wl'll. "We can't trust
wo bad until Lottie Dee alopped an to lhc acono. "Women is poison.'".! the old one. on)' more," sotd
says O'dell. O'Wcll Then aomeono tore the bbnd
lold ofl and bd'orc I knew what
hnd hnppcncd, I lay on the floor
beaten and battered. When I
was thirty •• hold the
mnc, Chal'ltt tChnl'lte was the
int~e•r11tewmp hc1· ovt'r 'Red .. Charge Laid To Frats by 'Mac' ~ow01nu un JO rnr. c uo spu;,onp
•'4 ICI.(l Unqu3q S.1AUJ l:II.JUOJ UO
p.)t;)t\ .llllP liO,\\ II OSIV ·JI;'l!lWil(
'•\(i:lWCU 'WOltll Xl'l <lWo.JUI Sll.(
Ull lU<lpuai.J:lp 0'1UO p;illlll S\!;11\\Q
}U\{l ..rapod<U flO(:) 11 .\q p<IJ >.\O;ISlp
60.\\ l! l01JU <l:lfOJq ~.lOlii aqJ. cumc to. there wns n IIcht shin1ng
m my fBc:e. "Had enough," some
bOdy snJd, ns he slappccl me with
n WP-t towel. I dtdn't Tt"ply. (
couldn't. .c I elt!phont!) . ytah, put 40
Blue Neck in the filth nod
lOll me back one, too.'' Scnator Joe McCnrthy
nouncl!d this w .. ck thut lw 110•
WllJ
lnvvltlgatc the Crat~rmty sysll'm
of the P1onccrs. ln a comrnumquc
Thu n•porh•r 1ntcrvlcw('d scv· ll·om San Quentin he trt·cusctl the
oC the sci1.••d culprits wh1lc local h-aternitu:s hero..· of bl!in8
were stnnding outside in the "nddll.'<i with sub\'CfSI\'l' cle·
1v,.,., ln thc1r bathrobes . One stud mcnts,''
1c "wasn't dosng :'1 n Y t hi n g He strongly protested tht•
IT(tnl:. 1 only took a wc::c sm.&ll plc.>dges u( om• frah.'rntty usmg
t yellow pnmt to mark pnrking
Another thivorod nnd said, spnct!S, rnaiua.amrn~: that ted,
1 long delibcrntron, "drop whtte and blul' should be used.
nd.'' Upon talking with the l "Just when these !rutcrniUt :S
ouscmothcr, who wus tnkun as I ar•• hopmg to become nnllnnols , lhlS oll't IS {t snnmt'," he SBid.
··we true Arncnr.nn must always
bl.' on our guard ugnmst such
blnH1ht'my. I'm surpnsect that
they hU\'Pn'l st:arto:d wearmg
Cnnfcdcrutt• hats nnd oaying hom
ngc to 1 he Reb flog.'' 'lUi)pu;,d ,)p !;I SU;tl'I\Q
'i:\n.ll 10U R! lill(l J:JhOI.\\0\{ 'l.l>J;IJl
lU~pw~d\JpUI •ttl UO lU 'PISvJd
JO tl:ltJJO 011(\ JOJ Uc.l SUo>MQ
'Sl(OE<IJ 1iutpu\ldun JOJ Sutppi!.\\ ·lfut/1\!i
srq P:JFIO>UCJ ~IJII '.PJJOlG xoq 10( IIOJ Q1Ul lU·•·'" lUo)UI\1.\0UI ,.WUi)J\\Q Soon lhc lender of the bunch
lore oH my llhtrt and started to
bum me w1th c..tgarette butts •
''Ouch," I S31d, ••whad'd you do
that Cor':"
·(1!1'\ ll!!u,•lluil.l •uuttOlJil:) 81CH lnc:::>·;)H,. aq1 u<n(.\\ .\cpcn aJil(d 1 ·Bocausc we don't like people
·uot1UlJ•1dsuc.sl JOJ a11q i >JOOl S'}u;M\l )O wn1 <lBU~JlS v who sny things ngnln!;t the nn·
pa1ed!=»!IUV lxaJd U! JaAO UlD! ~:~~~ ~'::~1Jf~~V:y~~:~ch;~nldi
I 1 heard you myscU. Well, don't. number one tlccumphte, she
ud s.lw had done nolhtnl! to ro
lent the staggering rrimc. Sllld
1e: "I om sut • • thol T hn~l nulh· -------------------------------------------- you have any defense"''
g to do wtth ll, Oh1 ON1r! M'
•cs get so :;ore from lhnt floor."
But up nt the rollcg .. mlmrn·
ration d!rn•s ull wus not r~ISt:S.
hu p1, idl•n l moan~d und 11t1ld
wo .. thinking nbuul ftllmg nut
nppl1clll 10n Jur I he forcll(n
Tho dean of womon commonl ·
. '·Oh, well, nt It • ·t tlu \ wet e
the du1 m by lo m.'' 'fhc dt:!an
r m~n dcmnntlt.'Cl an immediate
thtlroughgomt-! in vcst1gnt 11'11,
teach tht!.Sc !lmnll-tamc ~am
:t:c:r:; nnd chtM lcrs n li•sson " Fur·
crmo1 e, he smJ, ''nnd best des
I'm gornc to rtusc their rent,
1C thl!,{\'e won nnylhmg ot
boards.''
Polk!.!, n11t sntlsf~t.'d with thcu·
Ids on dur ms, £t;:n chcd undl'l'
nsht·nn nnd b·•hind t'Vt•ry
i('IC o( the c-ollogo cnmpu!l Dh•·
JVt:!ll.'d w••rt>: 1 adio-tclctypc nHI·
nt.'S in bulh tht pro ld~>nt's and
1cc" pn:sidt'nl' dl rks, whit:h
let• ronnt•c\td with ,, nalrun-1
"·""·' 1:ncnbling network: ·• •l'tt •t
b~hind the prl' ld' nt's
which led lt1 11 mom It lund
Wlnt' IUOm cuntnlnlng n 1 acing
ult blnckbnard, 3 Ct1Pif'_s ,,r rue.•
ults at Srmtn Anitn nntl n book
to Wm Jlorscrnccs nne! In
nee Pt·oplc.'' Among those seiaed In tho raid wore the tl1ug1 above. Tho oxcuao wu vaild
aquittal from quilt. "We was juat workon' out tho school problems . sclentific:ally." enough to "But ... " J sntd
'No buts•· he s:ud
.. But, I d1dn't" I stnrtc'<.l to sn)•,
but n boot landed 1n rny face be·
rur I could finish. and o\>er two
dozen h\ISkJes jumped on nh'• nnd
bt'il t nre to pulp.
"Now," one voiN: smd, "~o and
don't evc1· do at ag:'lin."
"OK." I spluttere-d nnd ron out.
1 hnv promised myself that
nt.J\ cr oguin wall I open my mouth
unit: 1t's to bl'U$h my t eth, and
by goU) 1 J!l\tll don't b hc\'"C in
brothcu holdmg hnndc:, rcgord·
I or whot those tough IFC bo,·s
say.
'Gay Nineties' Off ? • ?
'
B('he\ 1ng that no Noo " I~ GQOt'i
news, J 1m Long IS culled o!l the
"0o:~-Nmct1cs Rt.:VUC ..
''~t 'S (UCe It lh~; tJung tltinkJI
I \\'ouldn't Coree my motha-ln·
luw t .. stl through 1t '" l..oni: rc·
(Xirtudl) twid "1 don't mind hnnc·
lng on.mnd t~chnol, but I'll be
dnrncd 11 It waU b<! b~· my nl!(_k m
f1ont of the G.)m:·
.. 1 hm C\'t r H thrt\ bunch of hams
put the show on nm: wny take it
warr•nt I from me Jam won't b ht!rc long,"
snad l..ons Jlegc Two
F'cr v r n •
t u g uut an A m 1 F
.:;, 1d uk,,, • nd n . • t' hdp An\
1JI meo nh n •
OU sHJdcnt cit JOU
r:;,,~n thm, •
10 1 n' n •
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ll
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English Kaput!
rOb Weir Sez l <.orne .. up wll h l he tdea 'li put
thJ ~c.a' Edator Br}cc "lute Faculty 'Tsk!?'
Epsalon. JOUt nobsm l onor.1rv. '
llad Ill tlus i·•uc c:. n be Nn 11 n: t;" l an En I II v.lll
o the 1 egulur slaff-nr Pit· 1 'gl t 1t t. ' Clurl
1 t uch tl \\ 11 h a lt n-fool pole .. itt t da)
t U 1~ n (un. \\'~ bol\ e no upc Tht ral r l P' In r: •Vt
1 ,, ~ nnnoun td 'I U Cl h\ tht I
l l' t I~ l. An) c l~S tukt.>n at udanml t tl •n ''ttl 'I lual ) no
t \~ a.Jl OCCUl' on] Ill l I!Ul.ll J' 1 o;tll 11 T , ll J o( l l d
1 • \\ c h td fun \\flung 11:1
F. B. C.
0 1uch nt .-nd II I ('I r thl
, c-ti \\ t n I ru of t h(
uldt' n n b 1d
T l I&! '
Wht n D J H mtn w )
1 unyon \ t c rt!J dwm •
m ~ 1 n \\ 1.! I( h p \ '" llu or
Thank ~o ilfuch "ii:'P nr nt and I ht r tu c
n JPrs th<~l tt-e \\ t real~' nn
httJdcn me: njnG or Jr mll II m
used m atw or the H J lit
eraturc ttuough tl age Ht·
Tnt• staff oi t " PI • "EER LOG \\ 1 bcs to than!. smccre- l'\ 1aenN.' was unronl t bit: .. md Tuo5day. 1\pril I. I
l\' .Jil the t:onlrtbl.lt rs t th ' 3ark of the LOG:' , Her a few w~ak aU mpt lt Our aco photographer was lucky enough to pnu the 'Pnol y,
• Durnlg the 1951-5!? 0 • c r, \\ e have 1 ce<>..!\' d mnny counteract Hun~ on p1mon n Office ot Ill time when tho 5witchboard operator was in a co1l\l .... ,,..,.
) l~t•rs S \ eral he.\''" be Cl' tit' of edt tot lal )'lOht'\; othcr!i 'ote WJ. t l..~n to sec ic from genial mood md coruen:cd to poso for this plc:lure.
h.\ t.: co.naemned cert 1111 c-u 01 ts nnd "t•ilc.t'S, rmd stlll the cur 1culum. Bcliov1nq f\Jlly thal, ... ._ good plug ncvor hurl 11 telepnc•n'
h J d d bl t f . d' . • I d t • We f<>cl.' thl' f tc1 J on operator . no mauer how shoc:lcing."' Sho tolls tho sec:rcH of
Ot crs lR\e eJnau eu mo.~ pu ICI Y or m 1\'lOUO cpar • r.ounct:1ncul handed til Clog succ:ou. "1 just 1o1·o to monkoy around ...
mcnl::a. read. "thnl there mn'l nCI point an j
UO\\C\"'e! Ulc 0\.Cr\\ ne:L-n 1 maJOlity of letters haw (;(117'.Y10& on lhr. hctc (nrc' lillY Jof:l Stalt·n for Presi·denl
lauded tite LOG. Et:htor.mJ . crJlumns and news stories ha,·e l"nl!er. We haw• nh' 0~ sufiNcti "
d I I I • 1 1 under the tiJusion lhot wh:tl we met \\'lth the appt o\•al of stu ent.s am acu ty Ill genera . n d .., hl b 1 8 s-Rator Blowhard • • \\ en• osnb wns NG u no\\ we y .... .. most ~·cs the LOG hos ll\-ed up to the I ugh Sli!ndaros cstab-hnvt: .. e"'n "aunh1• \\'t: d thu k, " .. " .. Republic:rat o ratl. TakC'
Republlc1 rtt. tl or leon• tl,
li hed b,· the Lcw1., and Clark student bodv. howe\"er thnt tt ts a bad slate or 'fh' . h r 1 • • · . as 1s t e vear o c. ecuons st>
ln fact there ha\'e been so mnny letters of thiS comph-llffOJrs when n reader cnn p~ck 1 d~ldcd to Ci\"C thls here mess-Annual Burle-'u
111 ntru') character that the LOG has acquil ed n "back-LOG" up .3 hook and JU:.t rend jL 1 he age to the "Young R~;p\tblicrats" -Tho linl
monoiaJ
tn and
t.rnm Itt eo. f
of correspondence that 1t has been unable to publish. On Ap1 il cnltre Enshsh department stn[( on the old SP cnmpus. A 1• A }
~·-these letters \Vill appear in an eight-page cdttlon devoted ~c:~~.·;:mg the .\ichem~· depnrl-\"ole Rcpubhcr at nnd you'll sny pp ICa nts p p ce
"Drnfl Tt.fl and l hate Ike! Wh~?
enllrel~ to ·'Bark of the LOG." Dr. Runyon was educated in Why or cour-se Joey Swlan IS ours At SB Bookstore U-t t
The staff is grateiul that you. the Associated Students of "hakespem·<! h1gh school m New ror the cttllin!" • E
Lew1s and Clark. apprecmte the countless hours of work that York Ctty where h~ quit school The Rcpublicrat p:trty hns sol· The nnnual SP Burlesque o:h•l Jlo.A.
gil mlo each edttlon. Vle hope that we ~hall continue to de-<.Lfter the ~hml ~rndl' to be able vcd"thc problems and wars or the '' 1ll be presented on Aptll By
to :;pend the rest of hl.li life rend-wodd for all ume sake. We can't u:-~dcr tl"' guidance or Flit CLOG
mg. He was ga,·cn doctorates In poss1bly hove a wnr if Joey, our Rut•, tiwd pedor:rncr nnd • Bu'\ lh<
the leading .unn·e1-saty of the boy, 1s .. ·lct:lcd. He !tnows '' hnt dancing instl'uctor. nl;y one en c ~our praiSe.
A. L. G.
Pioneer, 1952 Sl)'le world-Reed college. vuu wunt and he won't ~~,·e it to Appllcatmns !or t•ontestn.il---_.
you. will be taken In the
Wanted No rll'cll11n prc,mi:.e.s.or lies "ill •J• nll these lntt•t•cstc d perSl'n
L(;lA•is and. Clark college is well-known fol' its spint o! 'ncm;mr 'ln • • l 1 • job for be U:it'<ll We admit it, you won't The bo•>ks tor~ n .. o r~mtnd s
P' IIICCtmg. The btoo,rnph' of the college tclls of obstacles &mbtllous. ::.•oung. populo• man t.:C'l n dam thmg. lf our cnnrhatc rt.drnt bod,· that they !ilill
Had to qu1l present JOb to ~ct :m· 1~ dcctcd you won't be happy. ll suupl~ or .·1.1 rn~ :.urphu; !J11110
at mounted, challenges met and proJects completed · other one. whtch \\'Ill probably \\'c mtcnd tc• cheat, "teal. groft la.s t\n hand and that now •·•···
With ltus same sptnt of p1oncermg, the home economics begin nt the r:nd or the year. and uuse general ruckus until be the bcsl time to
dLlmrtm~lt~sinaugurnt~~ncwrouac:in~ducuon~ _N_c_~ __ ~_m_P_lh_t_n=c-tr_,~u_d~e-n_lP~o-v~e~~~~-"-'P~C~··-t~r~u~n~o~u~t~o~f~t~h~e-c~o~u~n~l~r)~·~·~)r~~=m=c=·~·---------~
• homemakmg for men. Because o! the mcrcasmg numb~::r ot
n: Je students who are assummg their shnre of the house·
n rk Mr<::. M. Mouth~nn .he.!d o! the dcpnrlmcnt, [eels this
tJb]ect 1s \"l\3lly needed. 1 ers 0 ·e
Tht' curriculum t uches such topics as how to gossip ef·
f ll\ch o\·er the back fence; ho\~o· to ut1hze your study hours
betw !en Bab~ 's feedtn -s \'. to diSguise bumt toast rtnd ho\\
t make O\•er last night"s tew mto tonrght':s meatballs.
for tht.:: more • hou::.e~ -m n ' th~ e :1rc pointer. CJn how to
ecp duH und r the cr.rp.: \\llhout making lumpy piles;
l \\ tu ihp fluff) flapJack-, ~•nd how to avotd dtsh pan hands
nd !i\•c o clock shaduw.
Bud.E!elmg is an Jmportan • part of the course. Exkm.ive
1 r<:h "ill be made int the ftcld of stretching thc 1952
lo •d dollar to buy 50 <:.elli.s worth oi meaL •
"'lntmductton to l~omemaking lot· men" w1l1 doubtlessly , .......
rou11d out the colleg~ career of mru1y n young husband. Who [~·!!:
knows they mav even !onn an auxilinn• lo Colhecon . . .. .
A. L. G.
([he •
JOURNALISM'S SEWER
Un-of:Ucttil publu:aUon of thr• Alienated Students of Sue-us
nd Pilrk college Publtshed onoe a year when no one ts looking
und dented by c\'~ membn of lhc staff SubscJ 1p11on rntcs: Oc
Cno sc:·net'J p~r }·ear Ent red ns low cln chatter nt Porllnnd.
Os1egon •
-
1n·managablc editor
'Rabblo Rowur
Brawl Broadc:uter
.Sports a .4S
Cen.$0r and Supreuo:
4 Warden
Pl'owJrn and Peep11:1g Toms
Cbc:kbappy Shuuerbug Bryc:e Whito
Bill Foss
Ann Granntng
Tom o·oay
Nanc:y Mtller
Floyd Cum.min9~
Gay Harding
Mc~n oJ Pi Delta Epsilon
Jack Tracho1 • -
1------------------------------~ Dt'ar <.>dltor:
It has been my PXlrcmc pl~ll5 ·
ure to read your paper all 1has
year. 1 think tl IS fmc publicn
lion, and have! ;>tJ)OYed mnn)' o
1 r.huc.kle fro mits ncar-per fed
1 writing. hetAdlincs n:td Junny
done.
Bul there is om· thing rono
wil it. An i lecl yu ot to do :sam
thin ahou 11. It ts your prufr·~ ·
mg. ~o mnnc tiex 1 hli\' r cd
~torys wa spclinc an prufrl'diug
CTrurs in IL Facually, an h<Jn•
ustly I do hchcvc f .cud not cvn
red It thcr were so mane.
E'l'ANSHROLU nnd further-rnorc I'd npprectote Jf yu'd send
th11t nis rcpOJ"tr lo tok \\'It me
acnn. He has the purttest eyes and
hcs darhng to tok to.
Yours ever r~p t·ct!ully
Miss ETANSHRDL.lJ
• • Tee
"To_,
Htgh 10
octal c:~ uday. Aprll I. 1952 FILTHY CLOG Page Three
So This is How to Stay Solvent · · · Campus Crumb Gets Wedded
ToHali-Bo edC lleg Looter
Choir Dedicates Song lo Pie-Eyad Pair
With Old 'Coming Through ihe Rye' Ditty
By JDbn La•1,
:lutl'tl.roh .:Allor
Tn groom, Gl 1 ~: • ·1"n k
n pttpulnr ung IJum \'wl o ho n t
c!tmc n bJt ol \•,nrJ.: Inc he got
Jacked uul In lh nl!ddl uf ht
JUnior ~ r l calle c. H nwn-
uf: s lo drc \1. II • nrl kc p
suppl) or rtOdl co h hl :~u. hla
old mon .1 o ott h nrlcd utd f 1
that Is n sucker ror u sob tor
Pop hns bwn mnJnng good lm
b;:.d checks me be could wn
tnstend of lt lUng the jerk co to
Joal where he belongs
The brld b n kinny, fn .. t
hllle idiot '~ ho hns bct'n kissed
rind cho~ed by every boy an tovm
s1nc:c she was 10. She pamts hkte
a Saoux, mokes t:Jgnra In • crct,
drink,; a mean com liquor Ilk
n f1sh while she is out wreck·
ing her old stupad Cather's cDr
She can't cook, sew or keeJ: 1 m nltt.: B •th mother-in le ~
tood ouli:tdf' of the church '~ rLh
pock d bags: If the old gnls ren l
hrungtuaf danng th hon"Y-
mof n the p 1 "\\ 11l b• stuck \ lh
them
1 h(' Cftlf(Jl \\aU r~ ve o tdt>VI-
Il..n t \~It tun U1c n• xt fn c
nCJnlh-•
POSTSCRIPT: ThU: may be tho
laJt iuuo of tho CLOG. buJ 81
lout for onco we havo endeavor
ed lo tcJJ :the unvarnlshc~ truth.
Now :tlu:1 it is accomplished
~oeath caD have no sUng."
e it, Tho hnaneial V1oll being of a collego doponds on carefully chosen m•oaument.a coupled with luck house and doesn'l cntc who knows Weeds or Joe
Have Gotto Go
By Gum It's So
monetary mag1e. Mr. Stewart and his staff s!r..tgglo on a twenty four hour shill to koop tho c:ol· 11.
in and otf tho rocki. The situation sooms weU in hand during thia busine meeting oJ tho eabbtsgo The house was newly plaster-Lnwns nnd flower beds ('nn go -- miUoo, but you can bet it is moslly becat:so Stow has something up his aloovo. The men have dono ed for tho woddmg and the ex-to pol ah.cr today. So sav.s Joe
terior Mwly pamtcd. thus ful· Hoopes. frustrated young head of
filling an appropriate decor· the collcsc mamtenance depart
ativo scheme. for the gl'oom menl. Fsq
Lppl commendabl e job in keeping tr.:sck of recent invo mnen.b on the board.
lore
sotac sh.:: ce Drama Reviewer to Retire
er Panning Show But Good was nowly plu.tored also. 8Jld "Weedr;, weeds. weeds," he
the brido was newly paint~ mumbled as he turned U'l his
The groom wore n rcnled din- re~ugnnuoo to the college prest
ner suit over Jockey shorts of dcnl. "All l do is grow weeks .•
imit.ntio n stlk. His pants were Oh. why can•t my geraniUms
Aptll
r~Ht '
ond
crsons.
snds
still By John Law me tor quotini myself but yc
LOO c:x-Dran•• :'l41tor l gods was lhat a putrid show.
'B(l Uu:y l'l'' 11y put out o You J<now the one 1 mean the
nl;:y one this time!" Pn1'don 1 wtth the Alfalfa Frammn' s and
Tea Party Held by Dean
''Tc · Hoo. I juat lon tea I"
High oc1oly meets to ducuu
social calondar. tho beastly probloms :)f he
~1ay Director Wants
Love as You Like It'
''We're geUinc Slck nnd tm:d ofl no change lS requested the play
Oreg(l:t,c mcdaocrc ploys gavcn nt thiS will be given 10 8 selecJed gTOUP
fie (:!ct lle~t>,'' Mrs. Bt•tl) Oa\'is Fnr of Parent-Teacher auoc1ation i b£',cal membon. third grade atudon1s of , cr smd man Ulteni~w rct'~ntly ,p,•rs. Portland pubUc schools and the
fC· clt kin~ on bt•holf of the dnusu.1 D. A. E. (Daughton of .,merican
h(lme mPnt. Evoluhon.)
!l[c "Tht' plnys we hnvc g1vcn re-She plnns to pr.:senl the lH•up
1~r1tly nrc n dlsgrnc~ to u prugn•s- b\!forc the annuol mc~,;•tang of the
sus R. t:oll~gl•," aht• suid. '1 hnv •~ an 01egon S) nod uf the Rc-or~nn
,...., ... Utat lh~ studt•nts und litCully azl"d Prt ·~bytet·ian church~~>. to b~·
and ike would l•njoy a chanf.!t Must hl•ld ot Lewts nnd Clark in J un~o
~you C"llif them. 1 om sut·t.>, nrc lu cd of Sht· rl!ports utsu tbac the E.l!tlcrn
bt'. or not t.u oc, thttt 111 lhc Baptists arc antcrcslcd in a per~
"w"""' ion.' and 'Alns, poo1 Yor-iormanr·e.
' uur: Plans aro now under way to
nd n Ufller.onl tho newest pantomi.J'\e
he leriol enht•ed · Lo·n as You
11. ~ by Robert Robuta. 1f Any person lnter.:stcd mtw ap
Pb !or a part. Tlc~ets OUl)' be
purch~d 1n the mu1uc depnt t·
ml·nl nnd the pluy w11l st:ut ot
8 30 p m and run unlit ..• Cappl!r-Phoocys. held up by n p::~ir of J. C. Penny grow,"
That scene wtlh the capering suspenders. His sl7..c ten nnd one Hoopes attempted to cx-plnm
monstrostllcs of 35 "'ns the best hatr feet were crnmmcd Into hlS hts rca .. ons for leavmg. but fre
or lh(: whole show. Their long, number e1ght pntc11l lealher quc.nlly became rrnl8led and fag
skinny arms, equipped with tal-'>hoes ond harmom7.i'd srotcsque- 11y when the word "wei!d'' was
ons ut lh\! c.xtremeJlics, swung ly with the axle-grense polish j brought up. "Year nCtcr year now
custs nnd waved rrnnt.ically over of his hnrr. In nddttion to hts 1 lor mgh on fifty years 1'..-e been
the h~ath; of the su1Ccmng audi-snoot-full. he cnrri<:d n pock£>1 cutting In~\ ns, sniopang flowers,
enc:c. Th\!Jr mouths opent'd. hke knUe. a bunch of kt:ys, n pnwn I dsgglng ont ••• WEEDS, WEEDS.
gurgling hn a beds emstttng shop ticket fnr lhc rlnc nnd hts \\'EEDS ... ALL I DO IS GRO\\'
sounds like the wailing of 1 u.suul stupid l• .ok. I WEEDS •• OH, WHY CA.I~'T MY
dnmncd souls in purg;:.t.ory. 1 e:v The bride wore 8 white noqli-GERANIUMS GROW •.• pl[lnt
pr nnc .. ct from one end of the gee with a fish not over hor in& CJowl!rs. spraying ll wers,
stage lo the other with a mota ll'l hideous puss. Her s;crewny legl groommg them, giving them my
thnt su.ggcsk-d .a cross between stuck out one end and hor sweat nnd totl. cnn and kindn ••
u (unc.t ~1 march ond a Jht~rbug- boney boUom oul the other. "Then nfter all m.) work npd
mechonsl·ally off be:..t w1th lh'! To dispense with the old cus-dchcnt lo\: ~ ••. comes those
mus1c supplied by 'Pel:raUo's Out-tom of HOld, borrowed and nnsty • WEEDS. WEEDS,
strange creatures With pn1nted blue. they swiped the whole WEEDS. ALL I DO IS GROW
reaturcs and a hideous mien. Ugh • bunness.. WEEDS . . OH. WHY CA~'T
It was the best af t!:tr show5 The young couple ~nUcipnt MY GERANilrMS GROW.''
but since it 1 my pomful dut\ a grent event an nbout five lbs rcstgnatton \HiS drt!med
to mform on the rest of the me!l> - nn lhe grQunds lhnt 1t weed be
here u; the rest of a. I bem•Itctal to the gt'{l\10 th uf more Wanted \\'~"'OS The broom hnndle J()~gt'd '.c..c. •
wcnc:ls lhnt executed a ballet Job :for ~agmg mnn. H \'e hnd -------
ptroellcd until Nhe became dlZZ) hbe.ral e."peru:mct.: as (!."tCeUU\'l Coffee Ed. l Sl
enough lo tall off the Slage tnto uf lor.gc concNn, also n hnb..,r- IC . ops
tht.! bnss drum, pro,•idc o mom d,.sher. Tu cd of pre nt work and 'F• I c t•
ents leVIty for the nudscnc.;:. Ul need of a chance. I'll Write you IZ onsump lOB
The chorus suggested the hnr-n teucr 1f you contnct me. A spint-m!nded admtnistrnllon
todny put the screws Qn U1e con
sumpUl1n of nlcohohcs contruned
1n blnc.k btcw se.rved nt the col
lege. mony of an an\'il drop~ into H. S. T
Ga and Cnnyun, As stngcrs thf.') Woshin&ton. D. C. - should try plumbing. The l~admg .
snluist should smg solo more of
ten. To sm~ in front of people
• • ss a crtme.
lf you didn't see 1t you·r~ lut'ky.
Art~r wr1tinc this review l now
hct eby turn in my I'CSignntton ns
Drama Edilor.
Canine Does Part
For World Peace
Tin t:C nt'\\ · arts" greeted tht:
c ~mpus l:tst "eek
In a 1'1lthcr "odd" ineident,
Hcothchr£, rnnle canine muscol,
mnounl't.'d hi! had brought three
new pup~ snh.l the h\'es nt cnm·
pus dor lo\ ~:rs.
The d~l\cate c• i!ntur~s :•rc be-
• • ht'!vcd to bl at h~nst part Swass
St. Bc1 mud, Mexican C'hjhuahuu,
AmCJ ican gtl•yhound, Ru.s.sian
wol1hound und bettr a stn,ng rc·
scmblnnl!c 1(1 Heuthclif{.
At lcD.il )1c ls dotng his part to
fost••r peaceful world reln1ions.
nnd tf Ill' keeps it up he'll h~Yc re
lulii'I\S nil O\'Cr the wr~rld . Old Dame Shells Out
$50 Million in Cabbage The l'<ilct JSSued from the dean
o£ women's off1cc obJected severc-
Jy to the 85.234~ nlcohol content
Prudence GoLrocks. filty r:ich of lhc "coffee.. scr.·cd an the
old bng who shells out cnbbagc • snnek shnek... A procrom of
to our dcpleled bnnkroll. ls rom-graduull.) d1mmishsng the con
m~ across ngain. tent "ns propo~ed so that e~> en-
ThiS liml' !ihc is giving tht! col-tunlly the mn. imum content
l~g~ a tidy sum or 50,000,000 dol-wou.ld be 1.369~, an nmounl
lars to be plaC'ed in n fund lor n whu.·h she termt'd, '"sufficsent to
new girls' dormit<.lf'Y, This wlll produce n liberal amount of dl%
make n grand totnl of f1ft)'·Silt j uncss and anebriatton."
gsrls dMmltQnes and a storeroom Angr,• G\'~r th'-= order wns the
ior mule students. pert young head of the brew hnc
HoWc\'er , one stipulation is ac-of the shuck. '"It is tw absolute
comp:tnying 'the bulging bug of dtsgrsc::e to ha,·c to throw out nll
dou~h sht old gul ts givmg. The of th1s goqd :~lcohol wh1c.h we'v·c
g1rl studl·nl on tlw campus must got :slorl!d up Why. tC we only
return tu "eanns 17 pctl11:onts put m 1.369 • u'd tnkc us '10
nnd deck lht•ir supcrstrut'turell ycnrs to U5C up the supply Be
with thick. well-padded ~weeders. s1dcs we'd hn\'c to wash the ~o"'f
"l'm getting lln'd o{ lookang llkc Ccc pot twice a year nO\\!"
the devil ulong s1dc Qf cot:'ds on Upon consulllng lhe p1'CSident
tlw C'nmpus." sn' Prud~.:nce . of the college m regnrd to the
The ,;:arts will be nlluwed to subJ~o'Ct, no fu.rther lnfor:mallon
keep smokinc c.ignrs if tht.e.}' so was SI\'Cn. Sntd the prestdent, "I
rlcsire.. don't drmk coffee." • -' 'F'IL THY CLOG Tuoaday, 1\.pril l,
LC Louses Twiddly- Winks Championship This Wee
* * *
f:ldon Fix Abandons LC Coaching for Great Hare-Raising Experien
Star of Team Maintains Immaculate Wink Champ in Run-off Coach Describes New Techniques
Score as the Contest Nights Continue nu!!~~~~:7nn ~~~"~ ~,::,\e~~~; r~~~~-When Bunnies Take to Basketball
hall tc.:am, t'Cc~nlly nnnou n~:rd hl' Elclun Ji'ix, head basketball t•otwh, ancl dal'hng of ll f
In a tu~lc thnt las:l.."C! lor ::!ll nights. LC ''n pluck~.;cl by will tQ' tor· n pos1tion in thll na-cnrne 10 the office and chAtted with us lhl• othcl' day, Ill!
the l\\ addlj" inl<ers ofT" rddl) -on-thc-Wmk grnde ~ehool by t!ou.1J open tlddel.r-wmks tmu-u. nllllbout Jus lumbngo whtch hus plagued the dear boy
• \'el' nan ow margm. nalncnt. "If 1 k<.'cp in good C<ln· mnny yl•ars. And then the mumps-why he surely IS hn
t)ur handsome OO\'S were lookmg lovely wcal"ing their drtlon nnd pracLu:c like heck," ltl"s slt.""'C ol tr·ollblcs. Jt&Sl lik(• Job. • . • smd BnL'lCh, "1 tancl n,; gl){•d a '"
hr:md ucw gr-een\\ ith purple polkn-dot gloves la!:htoncd u·om I chtmcc as the ne t fcllt• .. Go(ldy Befort: he left us he confided that he has come to a
plastac for that greater finger dextcdt) by one of the nataon's r.um drops to you Huhc, rmd wt• cision. Says he'.s going to give u1, cc•aching thl" n:~rul:u- l.at-_c_o_m_n
J::. dmg spor L garment destgncrs. hope :-ou wm. too. tcnrn tempornraly and train rnb·
The 11ar of our tc.>nm. muscle- b1ts. Fix who ndnurcs the JUmp-Look Out Gr~IP-C
111111 Reu~on DniSC'h \\ilS rehcd Vv omen Designer changes mg I) PC ot basketball pl<t)l'f, hns
n b' his tcammute!O tn core. But becom<.' enamore d wuh the grnc<:·
m n~'h gnmc bcfllrt" he could Cd nVIen's Athletl•C FashJ·ons ful hop and JUmp oC the long-entur the Olympic cnmcs I.e,;,, is und Clnrk rcfusl'd
111 ,. mk tn po:atJUil to be l\\ ld
dlc 1 uud 111 JUSt a "mk or an
<.'' '· the grad~ school l\\·1ddl"r:. l 1 en red rnllb1t. '"Wh ... •, 1f rabbits " \'car, H wns nnnouncPd tlus only hnd the dl8nc:c to lcnm bas-Our , thloh.. ha\ e been Cl'llicu:cd for lheir lack of style h;thull, the' 'd be jumping all "We do not feel that we
and tndi\'Jdunlib an th~·ir chorcc of umforms. For instanc~. in •
order to ue a football player, n fellow must be "cll-buill1 1 .. d t'Or•-d v. mnm,. the gnmc.
L ... tc.:nm mamtaln~d a tc1 rttu:
~ e ~c lht'Oughout the '\\ llt>le mltsi'UICII, de. And what docs he do?
l •umnmLnt. n.•t on~;, not on~; &In
•{{ t\ l'nlll); \\all U1"1r SL~II"C CUI"d
mnn d l>y the nppen1anet" uC •'
w lnf lc ort.• llt bl;llkcn al.!i b llU·
hful blnnl. "lute Qpttcrtv He piles on a bunch of lumpy shapeloss togs-ovon to cov
oring his hood with an ill fitting kottlo shapod hat. Any ape
from any :oo would hav ~o. a• much sex appeal in that aorl ot
dress. The girls aro roally getting fed up wttb having to act
like hcro·wor shipp~rs and still be looking right at the fclJowsl The Judges were nppnllt:d b~
the de hbcrnh: nceurncy ot our
I ' tn mrunt.nln t.:n Jmmnculatc.:
co As af the outrageous cllllhcs they wear aren't bad enough,
they gel out .md rassle and tussle around until they are so
mess~ and du1y you can t e\'cn tell ''"e of them from another.
(It docs seem as though the~ could be a biL neater about their
gnmes.)
Dear Editor: •
\\ C h3H' alfOW(.'Ci OUJ"SC!l\'CS lD
t Into on awful rut with tht•
1· nd of ~ports we cmphns1ze
Ah1 ••) s. at 1S m footbnll. b<Jsket·
li I luaeb:JII nnd lrac:k that we
ent r Into oompctJt1on ·why can't
"-e l a,·~ somcthms nl.,, . ..,
H '" abuut dance competitaon
' 1th other schools. pre-cahng,
t tbmg bc<auty for both sexc ..
l C ln (act IS 8 huge ftcld Of
'"') tballt es Can YOu do an1 • •
I u c about 1t '!'
lma NuU
Dear Ima NuU:
I am prt.: (•ntmg )OU> problem
t tl e aptJrls comrruJ>S10n 1 can
t UJ c nn PI (lffil!lei as to ll1c1r
dec~: 10r
The Editor • • • Howevor. to g~t back to the subject of style-it ifn't par·
ticularly admirable that lh& members of our football .team
I should try to dress so exactly like all other teams oven to tho
wearing of number s on their backs! Why couldn't they be
DIFFERENT?
A umform of dark blue gabardine slack!;, t wo-toncd blue
and whtte shol's, a white mesh T-shirt wilh open neckline .•.
then. 1f the fellows felt they rcaily needed something Lo keep
thear hair in plac:e they could wem· a dark blue gabardanc
"contede t ate" shaped hat.
Dcfinitoly -lhoy could forget the numerals the convon·
Honal unilorm sports. Instead . they should have their name_,
embroidered 10 dark blue across their shoulders--large enough
to be soon! After all. a girl doe::~ like to know who she ls choor·
ing!
Now. fellows, how about being a good e..xample to the
other teams? Even though they may want to roll around in
the mud and play rough, show them that you are gentlemen
and will not tole1·ate such rowdyism. Look nice when you go
out on the field and play the game in a refined manner so that
you will st11l lo ,Ji mcc when vou h~Y(; finished your game.
We girla wlll be admiring your every move.
Equalize the Sexea over lhl' fluor, moking bnsk~;ts, l ntcr nny surh compl'tltlon.'"
mtcrc~.;ptmc pnsscs, Olluh, all 10 dcpm tment ~nid. "'lit•lc at
nil. JU~t mukmg tunics out of uu1
r•rest•nt h•nm .. nud Clark we praclc nui'St'IVU51 11----..
"Thon. lhoro·s the lJ·emcndous hn\'lng no noid t·t>mpclitors .... ,ume X
CUJ>IICIIY of tlw r:tbblt to reprO•
duct•. Wh)•, C\"t•ry month or so I
c.:ould dC\'clllr> nn AII-Amt•ri<•rsn.'' W• do not (el!l that we cnu en
mto such n p1ofr!ssional gong
thic\·cs.'' Eldon sotlly sard with a face • B.l
ord lh nmlng with prtdc. 1\ftcr repented mqumcs d1 .
lie rcpm·t. thnt nlrcndy he has from Olympic headquar ter J••l n B. •
trtuncd n rnbb1t \\ hl<'h hus mns- ~or of
tcrcd such tnek shots ns ihl! Greece, ll w:~s dee~dcd thnt '' n, has lj
''hoop-ho p" the.: "'hart.>-spin," U1{; en m<.'mbcts o( the studPnl 'l!.hlp grnn
"rnbb1t d1ppcr'" and the lughly would cnh•r, howc\"cr, the cst<ibtl
complicated ''cottontall hook." petitiOn for long-time tc Advnncl•J
Things arc coming alone fine lOn\'crsa tions. That seems to fund
now, hL' says, but !iLnce he has I the only sport Lewts and 1e tench
only one rnbbat the tenm lacks women nrc really competent ntry who
depth nnd endut ance. Hov. t!vcr. enter. .1r qualifi~
Eldon hopes to slnrl bualdmg up 1r respcctl
hr~ team. Bcrmccc Mnnlo\'e, tt•lcpho ~t----~
"I just hopl' they will take to opcrntor, attt!sls to this fnt•L ue K
eel~ mulllplicatmn." will nccompuny the grrls.
There Should Be (?)
Girl Sport Reporters illae Anl
Junror rc~
WcslCfl
ot B 1
Wt• ce1tamly saw a wonderful
basketba II game lust night.
We Wlrt Pluving Pacific-at
least I thtnk Jl was Pacttic.
Anywa.v Jll. 1 bdore the game
began Alice nnd I saw Suzy
Moort.>. You knO\\ her man !S
at Kelly Field nnd she hasn't
been nttendrng nny games since
he lc!t. She c·crtnmly kt:eps up
her appearunce c\·cn if Joe
tsn'l around to npprccrate her!
We had so much to Ullk about
ond hnd qu1tc a t1mc trying to
cmrry on an mtelhgcnt com·cr~
sntion with so much ycllang g()
mg on. Every few minutes a
whislJe would blow nnd ~ven• • lcll{JW in the gym, as well as who cares? Did you e\'l'r not
whut beaut1Cut eyes he
and what :r physaquc!
Bill and Dorrie were • 0 } sen l
nutid
t:c hon
h c I d garne--togetln•r. Seems tn(~v··~·<l '
dec1dcd to go stcad.y agnin. wis and Cl
tria.·d tu sec I! shl• wns pin rch 27-29.
but C<luldn't get close cnou{
then I noticed the score bon• "-4
~· n motor thuay to twt•nty.f\•t in
favor! Jt rclllly \\'lU .. tvaties !or
g.unl· mber colle
Joon was wearing thnt
d1 t , hl just fin1 hui m
\"anc:t•d l'Cwmg. It lnokccl
pcisingly good on her-fit um>
und that shutle of blue is
lcr mg to her. I wonder ,,,~.. .. Ore
He
sess
0
10
versity of
Lu!i. A
De~r Editor: The student bodr has decided there would be more in·
tcrest shown and more students would be gotng out for sports
-if the present cu"lom ot men only or: women only m games
\\ ould be abandoned and the combineu sexes would make
up the teams. "\h are hopm~ lou wtll l1clp
u l ru1g buut long ne·cdC'd most ol tho girls would hollf'r
and sr·a•nm. Rtghl Ill 1he middle
of a SLOIY Suzy was tellmg us, thnt blue would look on me\'
We were su1c rnnd at lnll1~'1!1
ump1rc. It was in the t h ·
quarter, sorn<.'ont• told us.
c 1 ng~.: m n.d!' to d i!S!i re.
Q'J ~.:mc:ms for gtrls gym clnr.lll'
U 1 bad enough to have to at
t nd the cla I.': but for uti of u~
t I 41~'" to dress :. tkt t mpl)
u suU( rablc
\', £: "'vUid ull tnhe more tntcr
e.; l tn L~c clil$S(• tf we coulc!
h our own form o1 d re::::s.
llll. 1t 111 a girrs pcrroguuvc
t n nttrncll\'cl)· 9.5 po •
' t and to be as indh tduul t c
J)O! blc about sL
It po.stt We ly ru .m our morn leo
t IUih-: to be on exact carbon
C' P.) or C\' ry olner gar) JO thr>
t.:1 Wf11 you please use you.r
mOuen ce-to h lp us?
The Koppy Girls
Dear Koppy Girb:
Y. e on the l.ldelln!'~ th nk your
rnost mt(:J-estmtt and \\!II
h • ~ ry hnppy lO do our utcno:.t
t help .rou m any way pgsslbl •
The Edhor It bas boon pointed out that women havo not been given
equal rights wiJh the men in our school and that it can bo rem·
cdicd to a great extent by allowing them an equal share in
sports. -• -.-..c;;.:
Betrolhod
Allen KeUy, our star basebaJl player JUSt announced his
cngag~,;ment lo Sally Bode.
The team will arrClllge a special game in his honor. In
order to mako tho affair of c.qual honor to Sally, the glrls'
bcucball team will play the special game ab their opponents.
After the game, the teams. Wllh other invllt.>d guests, will
hove n free-for-all dnncc in lhc gym and each guest will be
presented \\'rlh n baseball with Allen's and Sally's autographs
iuscrabed on it.
•
Bost Wiahea of Day
It has been br{)ught to my auention that one of our tilars
of the pac eatmg team ts having n birlhday todny.
For tho occa£ion his toammat05 are qlvlng him a surprltle
birthday party wifb as many pies as ho can eat availablo.
Mnuy hnppy retu1ns of the day lJ;, .:~u Pig Brown. 1 so much commollon began thnt
I ne1•cr dtd hnd out whal Jim
D. told Ang1e h. when she
IH"okc thur engagement.
J heord afterward th:tl the
new I• lo~' on the team (Joe
somcbodn ha<l SNrcd three
baskets in nbout lhrce minuteJS .
Wasn't that marvelous?
Oh yes, r POSIIJ\'cly turned
gro s green whtm BL'Ity B
came m nt the hoi( wearing
thnt srmply bee-u-tifull sui&
whrch hns been featured in n
downtown wmdow this lost
week-the dusty pmk with lht•
Peter Pan collar. Remember
me l.nlklng 11Lout it? r <vru; just
walllnf( tor· Dild to send my
check and was going m to buy
1t rny~>oll. Now slw's ruined at.
CJh w••ll, 1 'v._. ncVt•r llkr:d her,
nnywuy, The surt d1dn't lvok
r.o gm ·d d llu:r,
You ahould havct set.'n Johnny
R. bounrmr the bull across the
lloor. lie didn't mnkc the bas
ket but ht!'s so good-lookanc Brll A. \\'tu; penalized for uu .... 1 Lhl· outg
mg the ball too lont The tor. Bob
Pll (' POSitively lied. B11l J prc.,iden t
would ne\'cr do th 1t He is was insll
cons.cicn taous and-()( all coltvl'nti
to accuse· him of-he'. • bu\i~icnmotnn
tc1··finge1 cd he simply cowan·
hold o ball too long. l\h yoo her colle
ness, I .qu1t going w1th hrm -~.,,1• rorn•n St
that reason. Ht• wns ulw College
·prlllng ooffce t~r Cok\.! on coll<.'ge
My clcnn1ng balls got terri Ort!5
LosJor J. was at the Luth
with u bunch u( fl'llows. S
wll;h I know wl111t n gnl en
do to int~r·c st thnt lone wol{.
Wer•• \\'(• ever sur
when th<.' Clni11h lmucr :~ound Jthern Ca
of ldoho
l'd I c:lon'l IH•Iac\'P I've uvemrnt
C.cl'n sut'h n Jast gnnu•.
scur.-. wns 73 to Pnt•lf'lc's
cr I ••tll~y thinlc II \\"88 Pari(, .. ,,.
WI' Wl'f I! SUrt• proud O( Oll
t£'nrn. Thf'y h&\'e
("Oordihallon nnd keep your nl
lent ion practically c. ven· m1n-l"''"or • utc. April
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ONTRABAND
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Odell. Dr. Howard
in Fast Move
County Constabulary
Den of Nefarious Inlq<1ity
Vot? No Votka?
By John L11w
:•oUco 7\1111\ :84ltor
Vtcc sqund nod c1ty cnfo•c•··l
nt oH1ccrs tocllly clos~·d nil 1
, bling 1 uoms m Stc\\ urt nntl
111111 H1uds w~Jt> simult.m·
'· b' much.• nt uoth halls nl ·\ :05
m I Ius mr1rnmc. nnJ huJllir• d~
I'~'~'Fo•>nR wen• jntlcd, mnnv
1 mg JUSt thcrr nls:ht11h1rt s .1nct
jnmns.
St•tr.ed lw olht•ers wert• UO pair
of (.he.-., ·I pln·
b~tll mnchmec;,
John Law :1 dr~gcr rnu·
Chillt•S, 2 1 OU•
lo•tte \\ ht ds, nnd
197 OUJa boards.
Polico w C! r o
shoc:kod by the
flngrnnt du;rc·
gard fur pul>ht• Volume? The LIBRPRY
APR 1 L;;2
"'~'"' '-va.LEGF REPORTER
BATTERED
IN MELEE
Tve Been Done In'
Says Crime Editor
Portlond . Oregon April l. 1952 Numb&lr 7
l'fatJonAI• Arautnen• •ol1•
rn Seattle Wlth U'C Men Nabbed !Honored Speaker,
10ld Doc Sumoola
Yaks April 20
Dr Homer Sumonln WJII he the
hom• red pc •kcr nt the A pnl 20
Con vc.cJttwn
H.; wall rcc.sl'\'e n daein•ty d('
prC\' lor h1s work In the rwld or
potato, He wus bon• nd rnu1~d
fit-hop~ to lrvl' through llf•·,
1! he doesn't cho Cma ht mny
nli:lke 1L
He \\US pn tor twtcc bl"fort.
llhC nutlc('d htm B~ ho be n
mSLrumcnllll 111 the unity o{ the
P't~lJJes nnd thl' Tcrrlan aha!
Wl:f(' tO form 'tht' bl.!\i !!r3flC of t}l(' By John Law
I wnll drngged. kkked. insulted
nnd scvr•r ly chtllliJ: d by mod
d~nc>d m~>mbcrt O( lhP lntcr·ffll•
teml& • counciL It wts a hornry
an.;: expcr\cnc to y the lcMt.
ll all cnmc tiOOUt ahortly aflc-r
I mode nn mnocent 1tatcrn •nt
while hnvmc n couple wllh orne
lFC boy down Jn th .. black hole.
1 mcrol) snld· nu letlms lncon·
gruous and ••en deleterious to
havo an o•or-oxtonsion of lhe
national fraternal OKUlaiion and
lnJerdlgftation alfiliotlons end
m1me nnrnc. that tho officaey of intorcina)
Thl.' mvo••.tllun was d(!lr\•crcd brotherhood wu inditplJJablo . but
by Dr .John McCord, d1atrlr1 Dl I tho pernicious influenco is tn.
torm y of the Portland cop . . •
corns., lor On•r.on and Wastung- compatible WlJh aoaotal perm-
done on aturdtw nt hulf pncc anene-~ :·
.. Although :Jlt<>ndoncc Is nol
compul ory,'' l:l~>rbcrt G Torey
ton, chnplo1n of the coli ge, ~x
plamld With n an1scd thrt:nh:nmg
eyebro\\ "You hnd bNter hr
tht!rc or you'll be sorry Just tr)'
and grad uo te you'll see \\hot hop
pl!ns to htllt:! rats who don't get
there!" Whereupon I was sc1zcd by
fourteen brutes ond cnrncd pros~
trrJtcly to a dnrk den tn lhe lower
.. cochJ>S of BoDine hall. Se~ ernl
unmltJl)ntes tied me to n chair
aud bUndfoldt..'Cl m<', lcnvms me
in solocc for a haH-hour while lnw rcspccllng
gurnbltng. J\.ln).
Loll~· Dec, coiled out or bed Ol Patrolman f'osdit'k captures Morgan S. Odell, in real life. Morgue New mcmbt'rs (If the bunrd or they recruah.>d more ruffJans
30 , •. m , wos quoted as :mymg,
IS n fin!! hO\\ dv-duudv whPn • •
bt•St g1rls JURI go nhcud und
•:atot rrnps nnd piny ou1jnl Why,
•nt•~'"''" knew whnt gnmblmg wns thCl mauler u he tries to mako a break for it. "Hal Hal Wait till I trust1es wtiJ be anU"'duccd by
ICHI Willio tho Actor. thai amatuer . wlll 1 toll him what a soft racket Dr. 0' Wl'll. "We can't trust
wo bad until Lottie Dee alopped an to lhc acono. "Women is poison.'".! the old one. on)' more," sotd
says O'dell. O'Wcll Then aomeono tore the bbnd
lold ofl and bd'orc I knew what
hnd hnppcncd, I lay on the floor
beaten and battered. When I
was thirty •• hold the
mnc, Chal'ltt tChnl'lte was the
int~e•r11tewmp hc1· ovt'r 'Red .. Charge Laid To Frats by 'Mac' ~ow01nu un JO rnr. c uo spu;,onp
•'4 ICI.(l Unqu3q S.1AUJ l:II.JUOJ UO
p.)t;)t\ .llllP liO,\\ II OSIV ·JI;'l!lWil(
'•\(i:lWCU 'WOltll Xl'l <lWo.JUI Sll.(
Ull lU<lpuai.J:lp 0'1UO p;illlll S\!;11\\Q
}U\{l ..rapod<U flO(:) 11 .\q p<IJ >.\O;ISlp
60.\\ l! l01JU <l:lfOJq ~.lOlii aqJ. cumc to. there wns n IIcht shin1ng
m my fBc:e. "Had enough," some
bOdy snJd, ns he slappccl me with
n WP-t towel. I dtdn't Tt"ply. (
couldn't. .c I elt!phont!) . ytah, put 40
Blue Neck in the filth nod
lOll me back one, too.'' Scnator Joe McCnrthy
nouncl!d this w .. ck thut lw 110•
WllJ
lnvvltlgatc the Crat~rmty sysll'm
of the P1onccrs. ln a comrnumquc
Thu n•porh•r 1ntcrvlcw('d scv· ll·om San Quentin he trt·cusctl the
oC the sci1.••d culprits wh1lc local h-aternitu:s hero..· of bl!in8
were stnnding outside in the "nddll.'<i with sub\'CfSI\'l' cle·
1v,.,., ln thc1r bathrobes . One stud mcnts,''
1c "wasn't dosng :'1 n Y t hi n g He strongly protested tht•
IT(tnl:. 1 only took a wc::c sm.&ll plc.>dges u( om• frah.'rntty usmg
t yellow pnmt to mark pnrking
Another thivorod nnd said, spnct!S, rnaiua.amrn~: that ted,
1 long delibcrntron, "drop whtte and blul' should be used.
nd.'' Upon talking with the l "Just when these !rutcrniUt :S
ouscmothcr, who wus tnkun as I ar•• hopmg to become nnllnnols , lhlS oll't IS {t snnmt'," he SBid.
··we true Arncnr.nn must always
bl.' on our guard ugnmst such
blnH1ht'my. I'm surpnsect that
they hU\'Pn'l st:arto:d wearmg
Cnnfcdcrutt• hats nnd oaying hom
ngc to 1 he Reb flog.'' 'lUi)pu;,d ,)p !;I SU;tl'I\Q
'i:\n.ll 10U R! lill(l J:JhOI.\\0\{ 'l.l>J;IJl
lU~pw~d\JpUI •ttl UO lU 'PISvJd
JO tl:ltJJO 011(\ JOJ Uc.l SUo>MQ
'Sl(OE<IJ 1iutpu\ldun JOJ Sutppi!.\\ ·lfut/1\!i
srq P:JFIO>UCJ ~IJII '.PJJOlG xoq 10( IIOJ Q1Ul lU·•·'" lUo)UI\1.\0UI ,.WUi)J\\Q Soon lhc lender of the bunch
lore oH my llhtrt and started to
bum me w1th c..tgarette butts •
''Ouch," I S31d, ••whad'd you do
that Cor':"
·(1!1'\ ll!!u,•lluil.l •uuttOlJil:) 81CH lnc:::>·;)H,. aq1 u<n(.\\ .\cpcn aJil(d 1 ·Bocausc we don't like people
·uot1UlJ•1dsuc.sl JOJ a11q i >JOOl S'}u;M\l )O wn1 <lBU~JlS v who sny things ngnln!;t the nn·
pa1ed!=»!IUV lxaJd U! JaAO UlD! ~:~~~ ~'::~1Jf~~V:y~~:~ch;~nldi
I 1 heard you myscU. Well, don't. number one tlccumphte, she
ud s.lw had done nolhtnl! to ro
lent the staggering rrimc. Sllld
1e: "I om sut • • thol T hn~l nulh· -------------------------------------------- you have any defense"''
g to do wtth ll, Oh1 ON1r! M'
•cs get so :;ore from lhnt floor."
But up nt the rollcg .. mlmrn·
ration d!rn•s ull wus not r~ISt:S.
hu p1, idl•n l moan~d und 11t1ld
wo .. thinking nbuul ftllmg nut
nppl1clll 10n Jur I he forcll(n
Tho dean of womon commonl ·
. '·Oh, well, nt It • ·t tlu \ wet e
the du1 m by lo m.'' 'fhc dt:!an
r m~n dcmnntlt.'Cl an immediate
thtlroughgomt-! in vcst1gnt 11'11,
teach tht!.Sc !lmnll-tamc ~am
:t:c:r:; nnd chtM lcrs n li•sson " Fur·
crmo1 e, he smJ, ''nnd best des
I'm gornc to rtusc their rent,
1C thl!,{\'e won nnylhmg ot
boards.''
Polk!.!, n11t sntlsf~t.'d with thcu·
Ids on dur ms, £t;:n chcd undl'l'
nsht·nn nnd b·•hind t'Vt•ry
i('IC o( the c-ollogo cnmpu!l Dh•·
JVt:!ll.'d w••rt>: 1 adio-tclctypc nHI·
nt.'S in bulh tht pro ld~>nt's and
1cc" pn:sidt'nl' dl rks, whit:h
let• ronnt•c\td with ,, nalrun-1
"·""·' 1:ncnbling network: ·• •l'tt •t
b~hind the prl' ld' nt's
which led lt1 11 mom It lund
Wlnt' IUOm cuntnlnlng n 1 acing
ult blnckbnard, 3 Ct1Pif'_s ,,r rue.•
ults at Srmtn Anitn nntl n book
to Wm Jlorscrnccs nne! In
nee Pt·oplc.'' Among those seiaed In tho raid wore the tl1ug1 above. Tho oxcuao wu vaild
aquittal from quilt. "We was juat workon' out tho school problems . sclentific:ally." enough to "But ... " J sntd
'No buts•· he s:ud
.. But, I d1dn't" I stnrtc'<.l to sn)•,
but n boot landed 1n rny face be·
rur I could finish. and o\>er two
dozen h\ISkJes jumped on nh'• nnd
bt'il t nre to pulp.
"Now," one voiN: smd, "~o and
don't evc1· do at ag:'lin."
"OK." I spluttere-d nnd ron out.
1 hnv promised myself that
nt.J\ cr oguin wall I open my mouth
unit: 1t's to bl'U$h my t eth, and
by goU) 1 J!l\tll don't b hc\'"C in
brothcu holdmg hnndc:, rcgord·
I or whot those tough IFC bo,·s
say.
'Gay Nineties' Off ? • ?
'
B('he\ 1ng that no Noo " I~ GQOt'i
news, J 1m Long IS culled o!l the
"0o:~-Nmct1cs Rt.:VUC ..
''~t 'S (UCe It lh~; tJung tltinkJI
I \\'ouldn't Coree my motha-ln·
luw t .. stl through 1t '" l..oni: rc·
(Xirtudl) twid "1 don't mind hnnc·
lng on.mnd t~chnol, but I'll be
dnrncd 11 It waU b<! b~· my nl!(_k m
f1ont of the G.)m:·
.. 1 hm C\'t r H thrt\ bunch of hams
put the show on nm: wny take it
warr•nt I from me Jam won't b ht!rc long,"
snad l..ons Jlegc Two
F'cr v r n •
t u g uut an A m 1 F
.:;, 1d uk,,, • nd n . • t' hdp An\
1JI meo nh n •
OU sHJdcnt cit JOU
r:;,,~n thm, •
10 1 n' n •
,~c:•al p r J
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&h • u l •
ll
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English Kaput!
rOb Weir Sez l <.orne .. up wll h l he tdea 'li put
thJ ~c.a' Edator Br}cc "lute Faculty 'Tsk!?'
Epsalon. JOUt nobsm l onor.1rv. '
llad Ill tlus i·•uc c:. n be Nn 11 n: t;" l an En I II v.lll
o the 1 egulur slaff-nr Pit· 1 'gl t 1t t. ' Clurl
1 t uch tl \\ 11 h a lt n-fool pole .. itt t da)
t U 1~ n (un. \\'~ bol\ e no upc Tht ral r l P' In r: •Vt
1 ,, ~ nnnoun td 'I U Cl h\ tht I
l l' t I~ l. An) c l~S tukt.>n at udanml t tl •n ''ttl 'I lual ) no
t \~ a.Jl OCCUl' on] Ill l I!Ul.ll J' 1 o;tll 11 T , ll J o( l l d
1 • \\ c h td fun \\flung 11:1
F. B. C.
0 1uch nt .-nd II I ('I r thl
, c-ti \\ t n I ru of t h(
uldt' n n b 1d
T l I&! '
Wht n D J H mtn w )
1 unyon \ t c rt!J dwm •
m ~ 1 n \\ 1.! I( h p \ '" llu or
Thank ~o ilfuch "ii:'P nr nt and I ht r tu c
n JPrs th<~l tt-e \\ t real~' nn
httJdcn me: njnG or Jr mll II m
used m atw or the H J lit
eraturc ttuough tl age Ht·
Tnt• staff oi t " PI • "EER LOG \\ 1 bcs to than!. smccre- l'\ 1aenN.' was unronl t bit: .. md Tuo5day. 1\pril I. I
l\' .Jil the t:onlrtbl.lt rs t th ' 3ark of the LOG:' , Her a few w~ak aU mpt lt Our aco photographer was lucky enough to pnu the 'Pnol y,
• Durnlg the 1951-5!? 0 • c r, \\ e have 1 ce<>..!\' d mnny counteract Hun~ on p1mon n Office ot Ill time when tho 5witchboard operator was in a co1l\l .... ,,..,.
) l~t•rs S \ eral he.\''" be Cl' tit' of edt tot lal )'lOht'\; othcr!i 'ote WJ. t l..~n to sec ic from genial mood md coruen:cd to poso for this plc:lure.
h.\ t.: co.naemned cert 1111 c-u 01 ts nnd "t•ilc.t'S, rmd stlll the cur 1culum. Bcliov1nq f\Jlly thal, ... ._ good plug ncvor hurl 11 telepnc•n'
h J d d bl t f . d' . • I d t • We f<>cl.' thl' f tc1 J on operator . no mauer how shoc:lcing."' Sho tolls tho sec:rcH of
Ot crs lR\e eJnau eu mo.~ pu ICI Y or m 1\'lOUO cpar • r.ounct:1ncul handed til Clog succ:ou. "1 just 1o1·o to monkoy around ...
mcnl::a. read. "thnl there mn'l nCI point an j
UO\\C\"'e! Ulc 0\.Cr\\ ne:L-n 1 maJOlity of letters haw (;(117'.Y10& on lhr. hctc (nrc' lillY Jof:l Stalt·n for Presi·denl
lauded tite LOG. Et:htor.mJ . crJlumns and news stories ha,·e l"nl!er. We haw• nh' 0~ sufiNcti "
d I I I • 1 1 under the tiJusion lhot wh:tl we met \\'lth the appt o\•al of stu ent.s am acu ty Ill genera . n d .., hl b 1 8 s-Rator Blowhard • • \\ en• osnb wns NG u no\\ we y .... .. most ~·cs the LOG hos ll\-ed up to the I ugh Sli!ndaros cstab-hnvt: .. e"'n "aunh1• \\'t: d thu k, " .. " .. Republic:rat o ratl. TakC'
Republlc1 rtt. tl or leon• tl,
li hed b,· the Lcw1., and Clark student bodv. howe\"er thnt tt ts a bad slate or 'fh' . h r 1 • • · . as 1s t e vear o c. ecuons st>
ln fact there ha\'e been so mnny letters of thiS comph-llffOJrs when n reader cnn p~ck 1 d~ldcd to Ci\"C thls here mess-Annual Burle-'u
111 ntru') character that the LOG has acquil ed n "back-LOG" up .3 hook and JU:.t rend jL 1 he age to the "Young R~;p\tblicrats" -Tho linl
monoiaJ
tn and
t.rnm Itt eo. f
of correspondence that 1t has been unable to publish. On Ap1 il cnltre Enshsh department stn[( on the old SP cnmpus. A 1• A }
~·-these letters \Vill appear in an eight-page cdttlon devoted ~c:~~.·;:mg the .\ichem~· depnrl-\"ole Rcpubhcr at nnd you'll sny pp ICa nts p p ce
"Drnfl Tt.fl and l hate Ike! Wh~?
enllrel~ to ·'Bark of the LOG." Dr. Runyon was educated in Why or cour-se Joey Swlan IS ours At SB Bookstore U-t t
The staff is grateiul that you. the Associated Students of "hakespem·<! h1gh school m New ror the cttllin!" • E
Lew1s and Clark. apprecmte the countless hours of work that York Ctty where h~ quit school The Rcpublicrat p:trty hns sol· The nnnual SP Burlesque o:h•l Jlo.A.
gil mlo each edttlon. Vle hope that we ~hall continue to de-<.Lfter the ~hml ~rndl' to be able vcd"thc problems and wars or the '' 1ll be presented on Aptll By
to :;pend the rest of hl.li life rend-wodd for all ume sake. We can't u:-~dcr tl"' guidance or Flit CLOG
mg. He was ga,·cn doctorates In poss1bly hove a wnr if Joey, our Rut•, tiwd pedor:rncr nnd • Bu'\ lh<
the leading .unn·e1-saty of the boy, 1s .. ·lct:lcd. He !tnows '' hnt dancing instl'uctor. nl;y one en c ~our praiSe.
A. L. G.
Pioneer, 1952 Sl)'le world-Reed college. vuu wunt and he won't ~~,·e it to Appllcatmns !or t•ontestn.il---_.
you. will be taken In the
Wanted No rll'cll11n prc,mi:.e.s.or lies "ill •J• nll these lntt•t•cstc d perSl'n
L(;lA•is and. Clark college is well-known fol' its spint o! 'ncm;mr 'ln • • l 1 • job for be U:it'<ll We admit it, you won't The bo•>ks tor~ n .. o r~mtnd s
P' IIICCtmg. The btoo,rnph' of the college tclls of obstacles &mbtllous. ::.•oung. populo• man t.:C'l n dam thmg. lf our cnnrhatc rt.drnt bod,· that they !ilill
Had to qu1l present JOb to ~ct :m· 1~ dcctcd you won't be happy. ll suupl~ or .·1.1 rn~ :.urphu; !J11110
at mounted, challenges met and proJects completed · other one. whtch \\'Ill probably \\'c mtcnd tc• cheat, "teal. groft la.s t\n hand and that now •·•···
With ltus same sptnt of p1oncermg, the home economics begin nt the r:nd or the year. and uuse general ruckus until be the bcsl time to
dLlmrtm~lt~sinaugurnt~~ncwrouac:in~ducuon~ _N_c_~ __ ~_m_P_lh_t_n=c-tr_,~u_d~e-n_lP~o-v~e~~~~-"-'P~C~··-t~r~u~n~o~u~t~o~f~t~h~e-c~o~u~n~l~r)~·~·~)r~~=m=c=·~·---------~
• homemakmg for men. Because o! the mcrcasmg numb~::r ot
n: Je students who are assummg their shnre of the house·
n rk Mr<::. M. Mouth~nn .he.!d o! the dcpnrlmcnt, [eels this
tJb]ect 1s \"l\3lly needed. 1 ers 0 ·e
Tht' curriculum t uches such topics as how to gossip ef·
f ll\ch o\·er the back fence; ho\~o· to ut1hze your study hours
betw !en Bab~ 's feedtn -s \'. to diSguise bumt toast rtnd ho\\
t make O\•er last night"s tew mto tonrght':s meatballs.
for tht.:: more • hou::.e~ -m n ' th~ e :1rc pointer. CJn how to
ecp duH und r the cr.rp.: \\llhout making lumpy piles;
l \\ tu ihp fluff) flapJack-, ~•nd how to avotd dtsh pan hands
nd !i\•c o clock shaduw.
Bud.E!elmg is an Jmportan • part of the course. Exkm.ive
1 r<:h "ill be made int the ftcld of stretching thc 1952
lo •d dollar to buy 50 <:.elli.s worth oi meaL •
"'lntmductton to l~omemaking lot· men" w1l1 doubtlessly , .......
rou11d out the colleg~ career of mru1y n young husband. Who [~·!!:
knows they mav even !onn an auxilinn• lo Colhecon . . .. .
A. L. G.
([he •
JOURNALISM'S SEWER
Un-of:Ucttil publu:aUon of thr• Alienated Students of Sue-us
nd Pilrk college Publtshed onoe a year when no one ts looking
und dented by c\'~ membn of lhc staff SubscJ 1p11on rntcs: Oc
Cno sc:·net'J p~r }·ear Ent red ns low cln chatter nt Porllnnd.
Os1egon •
-
1n·managablc editor
'Rabblo Rowur
Brawl Broadc:uter
.Sports a .4S
Cen.$0r and Supreuo:
4 Warden
Pl'owJrn and Peep11:1g Toms
Cbc:kbappy Shuuerbug Bryc:e Whito
Bill Foss
Ann Granntng
Tom o·oay
Nanc:y Mtller
Floyd Cum.min9~
Gay Harding
Mc~n oJ Pi Delta Epsilon
Jack Tracho1 • -
1------------------------------~ Dt'ar <.>dltor:
It has been my PXlrcmc pl~ll5 ·
ure to read your paper all 1has
year. 1 think tl IS fmc publicn
lion, and have! ;>tJ)OYed mnn)' o
1 r.huc.kle fro mits ncar-per fed
1 writing. hetAdlincs n:td Junny
done.
Bul there is om· thing rono
wil it. An i lecl yu ot to do :sam
thin ahou 11. It ts your prufr·~ ·
mg. ~o mnnc tiex 1 hli\' r cd
~torys wa spclinc an prufrl'diug
CTrurs in IL Facually, an h<Jn•
ustly I do hchcvc f .cud not cvn
red It thcr were so mane.
E'l'ANSHROLU nnd further-rnorc I'd npprectote Jf yu'd send
th11t nis rcpOJ"tr lo tok \\'It me
acnn. He has the purttest eyes and
hcs darhng to tok to.
Yours ever r~p t·ct!ully
Miss ETANSHRDL.lJ
• • Tee
"To_,
Htgh 10
octal c:~ uday. Aprll I. 1952 FILTHY CLOG Page Three
So This is How to Stay Solvent · · · Campus Crumb Gets Wedded
ToHali-Bo edC lleg Looter
Choir Dedicates Song lo Pie-Eyad Pair
With Old 'Coming Through ihe Rye' Ditty
By JDbn La•1,
:lutl'tl.roh .:Allor
Tn groom, Gl 1 ~: • ·1"n k
n pttpulnr ung IJum \'wl o ho n t
c!tmc n bJt ol \•,nrJ.: Inc he got
Jacked uul In lh nl!ddl uf ht
JUnior ~ r l calle c. H nwn-
uf: s lo drc \1. II • nrl kc p
suppl) or rtOdl co h hl :~u. hla
old mon .1 o ott h nrlcd utd f 1
that Is n sucker ror u sob tor
Pop hns bwn mnJnng good lm
b;:.d checks me be could wn
tnstend of lt lUng the jerk co to
Joal where he belongs
The brld b n kinny, fn .. t
hllle idiot '~ ho hns bct'n kissed
rind cho~ed by every boy an tovm
s1nc:c she was 10. She pamts hkte
a Saoux, mokes t:Jgnra In • crct,
drink,; a mean com liquor Ilk
n f1sh while she is out wreck·
ing her old stupad Cather's cDr
She can't cook, sew or keeJ: 1 m nltt.: B •th mother-in le ~
tood ouli:tdf' of the church '~ rLh
pock d bags: If the old gnls ren l
hrungtuaf danng th hon"Y-
mof n the p 1 "\\ 11l b• stuck \ lh
them
1 h(' Cftlf(Jl \\aU r~ ve o tdt>VI-
Il..n t \~It tun U1c n• xt fn c
nCJnlh-•
POSTSCRIPT: ThU: may be tho
laJt iuuo of tho CLOG. buJ 81
lout for onco we havo endeavor
ed lo tcJJ :the unvarnlshc~ truth.
Now :tlu:1 it is accomplished
~oeath caD have no sUng."
e it, Tho hnaneial V1oll being of a collego doponds on carefully chosen m•oaument.a coupled with luck house and doesn'l cntc who knows Weeds or Joe
Have Gotto Go
By Gum It's So
monetary mag1e. Mr. Stewart and his staff s!r..tgglo on a twenty four hour shill to koop tho c:ol· 11.
in and otf tho rocki. The situation sooms weU in hand during thia busine meeting oJ tho eabbtsgo The house was newly plaster-Lnwns nnd flower beds ('nn go -- miUoo, but you can bet it is moslly becat:so Stow has something up his aloovo. The men have dono ed for tho woddmg and the ex-to pol ah.cr today. So sav.s Joe
terior Mwly pamtcd. thus ful· Hoopes. frustrated young head of
filling an appropriate decor· the collcsc mamtenance depart
ativo scheme. for the gl'oom menl. Fsq
Lppl commendabl e job in keeping tr.:sck of recent invo mnen.b on the board.
lore
sotac sh.:: ce Drama Reviewer to Retire
er Panning Show But Good was nowly plu.tored also. 8Jld "Weedr;, weeds. weeds," he
the brido was newly paint~ mumbled as he turned U'l his
The groom wore n rcnled din- re~ugnnuoo to the college prest
ner suit over Jockey shorts of dcnl. "All l do is grow weeks .•
imit.ntio n stlk. His pants were Oh. why can•t my geraniUms
Aptll
r~Ht '
ond
crsons.
snds
still By John Law me tor quotini myself but yc
LOO c:x-Dran•• :'l41tor l gods was lhat a putrid show.
'B(l Uu:y l'l'' 11y put out o You J<now the one 1 mean the
nl;:y one this time!" Pn1'don 1 wtth the Alfalfa Frammn' s and
Tea Party Held by Dean
''Tc · Hoo. I juat lon tea I"
High oc1oly meets to ducuu
social calondar. tho beastly probloms :)f he
~1ay Director Wants
Love as You Like It'
''We're geUinc Slck nnd tm:d ofl no change lS requested the play
Oreg(l:t,c mcdaocrc ploys gavcn nt thiS will be given 10 8 selecJed gTOUP
fie (:!ct lle~t>,'' Mrs. Bt•tl) Oa\'is Fnr of Parent-Teacher auoc1ation i b£',cal membon. third grade atudon1s of , cr smd man Ulteni~w rct'~ntly ,p,•rs. Portland pubUc schools and the
fC· clt kin~ on bt•holf of the dnusu.1 D. A. E. (Daughton of .,merican
h(lme mPnt. Evoluhon.)
!l[c "Tht' plnys we hnvc g1vcn re-She plnns to pr.:senl the lH•up
1~r1tly nrc n dlsgrnc~ to u prugn•s- b\!forc the annuol mc~,;•tang of the
sus R. t:oll~gl•," aht• suid. '1 hnv •~ an 01egon S) nod uf the Rc-or~nn
,...., ... Utat lh~ studt•nts und litCully azl"d Prt ·~bytet·ian church~~>. to b~·
and ike would l•njoy a chanf.!t Must hl•ld ot Lewts nnd Clark in J un~o
~you C"llif them. 1 om sut·t.>, nrc lu cd of Sht· rl!ports utsu tbac the E.l!tlcrn
bt'. or not t.u oc, thttt 111 lhc Baptists arc antcrcslcd in a per~
"w"""' ion.' and 'Alns, poo1 Yor-iormanr·e.
' uur: Plans aro now under way to
nd n Ufller.onl tho newest pantomi.J'\e
he leriol enht•ed · Lo·n as You
11. ~ by Robert Robuta. 1f Any person lnter.:stcd mtw ap
Pb !or a part. Tlc~ets OUl)' be
purch~d 1n the mu1uc depnt t·
ml·nl nnd the pluy w11l st:ut ot
8 30 p m and run unlit ..• Cappl!r-Phoocys. held up by n p::~ir of J. C. Penny grow,"
That scene wtlh the capering suspenders. His sl7..c ten nnd one Hoopes attempted to cx-plnm
monstrostllcs of 35 "'ns the best hatr feet were crnmmcd Into hlS hts rca .. ons for leavmg. but fre
or lh(: whole show. Their long, number e1ght pntc11l lealher quc.nlly became rrnl8led and fag
skinny arms, equipped with tal-'>hoes ond harmom7.i'd srotcsque- 11y when the word "wei!d'' was
ons ut lh\! c.xtremeJlics, swung ly with the axle-grense polish j brought up. "Year nCtcr year now
custs nnd waved rrnnt.ically over of his hnrr. In nddttion to hts 1 lor mgh on fifty years 1'..-e been
the h~ath; of the su1Ccmng audi-snoot-full. he cnrri<:d n pock£>1 cutting In~\ ns, sniopang flowers,
enc:c. Th\!Jr mouths opent'd. hke knUe. a bunch of kt:ys, n pnwn I dsgglng ont ••• WEEDS, WEEDS.
gurgling hn a beds emstttng shop ticket fnr lhc rlnc nnd hts \\'EEDS ... ALL I DO IS GRO\\'
sounds like the wailing of 1 u.suul stupid l• .ok. I WEEDS •• OH, WHY CA.I~'T MY
dnmncd souls in purg;:.t.ory. 1 e:v The bride wore 8 white noqli-GERANIUMS GROW •.• pl[lnt
pr nnc .. ct from one end of the gee with a fish not over hor in& CJowl!rs. spraying ll wers,
stage lo the other with a mota ll'l hideous puss. Her s;crewny legl groommg them, giving them my
thnt su.ggcsk-d .a cross between stuck out one end and hor sweat nnd totl. cnn and kindn ••
u (unc.t ~1 march ond a Jht~rbug- boney boUom oul the other. "Then nfter all m.) work npd
mechonsl·ally off be:..t w1th lh'! To dispense with the old cus-dchcnt lo\: ~ ••. comes those
mus1c supplied by 'Pel:raUo's Out-tom of HOld, borrowed and nnsty • WEEDS. WEEDS,
strange creatures With pn1nted blue. they swiped the whole WEEDS. ALL I DO IS GROW
reaturcs and a hideous mien. Ugh • bunness.. WEEDS . . OH. WHY CA~'T
It was the best af t!:tr show5 The young couple ~nUcipnt MY GERANilrMS GROW.''
but since it 1 my pomful dut\ a grent event an nbout five lbs rcstgnatton \HiS drt!med
to mform on the rest of the me!l> - nn lhe grQunds lhnt 1t weed be
here u; the rest of a. I bem•Itctal to the gt'{l\10 th uf more Wanted \\'~"'OS The broom hnndle J()~gt'd '.c..c. •
wcnc:ls lhnt executed a ballet Job :for ~agmg mnn. H \'e hnd -------
ptroellcd until Nhe became dlZZ) hbe.ral e."peru:mct.: as (!."tCeUU\'l Coffee Ed. l Sl
enough lo tall off the Slage tnto uf lor.gc concNn, also n hnb..,r- IC . ops
tht.! bnss drum, pro,•idc o mom d,.sher. Tu cd of pre nt work and 'F• I c t•
ents leVIty for the nudscnc.;:. Ul need of a chance. I'll Write you IZ onsump lOB
The chorus suggested the hnr-n teucr 1f you contnct me. A spint-m!nded admtnistrnllon
todny put the screws Qn U1e con
sumpUl1n of nlcohohcs contruned
1n blnc.k btcw se.rved nt the col
lege. mony of an an\'il drop~ into H. S. T
Ga and Cnnyun, As stngcrs thf.') Woshin&ton. D. C. - should try plumbing. The l~admg .
snluist should smg solo more of
ten. To sm~ in front of people
• • ss a crtme.
lf you didn't see 1t you·r~ lut'ky.
Art~r wr1tinc this review l now
hct eby turn in my I'CSignntton ns
Drama Edilor.
Canine Does Part
For World Peace
Tin t:C nt'\\ · arts" greeted tht:
c ~mpus l:tst "eek
In a 1'1lthcr "odd" ineident,
Hcothchr£, rnnle canine muscol,
mnounl't.'d hi! had brought three
new pup~ snh.l the h\'es nt cnm·
pus dor lo\ ~:rs.
The d~l\cate c• i!ntur~s :•rc be-
• • ht'!vcd to bl at h~nst part Swass
St. Bc1 mud, Mexican C'hjhuahuu,
AmCJ ican gtl•yhound, Ru.s.sian
wol1hound und bettr a stn,ng rc·
scmblnnl!c 1(1 Heuthclif{.
At lcD.il )1c ls dotng his part to
fost••r peaceful world reln1ions.
nnd tf Ill' keeps it up he'll h~Yc re
lulii'I\S nil O\'Cr the wr~rld . Old Dame Shells Out
$50 Million in Cabbage The l'<ilct JSSued from the dean
o£ women's off1cc obJected severc-
Jy to the 85.234~ nlcohol content
Prudence GoLrocks. filty r:ich of lhc "coffee.. scr.·cd an the
old bng who shells out cnbbagc • snnek shnek... A procrom of
to our dcpleled bnnkroll. ls rom-graduull.) d1mmishsng the con
m~ across ngain. tent "ns propo~ed so that e~> en-
ThiS liml' !ihc is giving tht! col-tunlly the mn. imum content
l~g~ a tidy sum or 50,000,000 dol-wou.ld be 1.369~, an nmounl
lars to be plaC'ed in n fund lor n whu.·h she termt'd, '"sufficsent to
new girls' dormit<.lf'Y, This wlll produce n liberal amount of dl%
make n grand totnl of f1ft)'·Silt j uncss and anebriatton."
gsrls dMmltQnes and a storeroom Angr,• G\'~r th'-= order wns the
ior mule students. pert young head of the brew hnc
HoWc\'er , one stipulation is ac-of the shuck. '"It is tw absolute
comp:tnying 'the bulging bug of dtsgrsc::e to ha,·c to throw out nll
dou~h sht old gul ts givmg. The of th1s goqd :~lcohol wh1c.h we'v·c
g1rl studl·nl on tlw campus must got :slorl!d up Why. tC we only
return tu "eanns 17 pctl11:onts put m 1.369 • u'd tnkc us '10
nnd deck lht•ir supcrstrut'turell ycnrs to U5C up the supply Be
with thick. well-padded ~weeders. s1dcs we'd hn\'c to wash the ~o"'f
"l'm getting lln'd o{ lookang llkc Ccc pot twice a year nO\\!"
the devil ulong s1dc Qf cot:'ds on Upon consulllng lhe p1'CSident
tlw C'nmpus." sn' Prud~.:nce . of the college m regnrd to the
The ,;:arts will be nlluwed to subJ~o'Ct, no fu.rther lnfor:mallon
keep smokinc c.ignrs if tht.e.}' so was SI\'Cn. Sntd the prestdent, "I
rlcsire.. don't drmk coffee." • -' 'F'IL THY CLOG Tuoaday, 1\.pril l,
LC Louses Twiddly- Winks Championship This Wee
* * *
f:ldon Fix Abandons LC Coaching for Great Hare-Raising Experien
Star of Team Maintains Immaculate Wink Champ in Run-off Coach Describes New Techniques
Score as the Contest Nights Continue nu!!~~~~:7nn ~~~"~ ~,::,\e~~~; r~~~~-When Bunnies Take to Basketball
hall tc.:am, t'Cc~nlly nnnou n~:rd hl' Elclun Ji'ix, head basketball t•otwh, ancl dal'hng of ll f
In a tu~lc thnt las:l.."C! lor ::!ll nights. LC ''n pluck~.;cl by will tQ' tor· n pos1tion in thll na-cnrne 10 the office and chAtted with us lhl• othcl' day, Ill!
the l\\ addlj" inl<ers ofT" rddl) -on-thc-Wmk grnde ~ehool by t!ou.1J open tlddel.r-wmks tmu-u. nllllbout Jus lumbngo whtch hus plagued the dear boy
• \'el' nan ow margm. nalncnt. "If 1 k<.'cp in good C<ln· mnny yl•ars. And then the mumps-why he surely IS hn
t)ur handsome OO\'S were lookmg lovely wcal"ing their drtlon nnd pracLu:c like heck," ltl"s slt.""'C ol tr·ollblcs. Jt&Sl lik(• Job. • . • smd BnL'lCh, "1 tancl n,; gl){•d a '"
hr:md ucw gr-een\\ ith purple polkn-dot gloves la!:htoncd u·om I chtmcc as the ne t fcllt• .. Go(ldy Befort: he left us he confided that he has come to a
plastac for that greater finger dextcdt) by one of the nataon's r.um drops to you Huhc, rmd wt• cision. Says he'.s going to give u1, cc•aching thl" n:~rul:u- l.at-_c_o_m_n
J::. dmg spor L garment destgncrs. hope :-ou wm. too. tcnrn tempornraly and train rnb·
The 11ar of our tc.>nm. muscle- b1ts. Fix who ndnurcs the JUmp-Look Out Gr~IP-C
111111 Reu~on DniSC'h \\ilS rehcd Vv omen Designer changes mg I) PC ot basketball pl<t)l'f, hns
n b' his tcammute!O tn core. But becom<.' enamore d wuh the grnc<:·
m n~'h gnmc bcfllrt" he could Cd nVIen's Athletl•C FashJ·ons ful hop and JUmp oC the long-entur the Olympic cnmcs I.e,;,, is und Clnrk rcfusl'd
111 ,. mk tn po:atJUil to be l\\ ld
dlc 1 uud 111 JUSt a "mk or an
<.'' '· the grad~ school l\\·1ddl"r:. l 1 en red rnllb1t. '"Wh ... •, 1f rabbits " \'car, H wns nnnouncPd tlus only hnd the dl8nc:c to lcnm bas-Our , thloh.. ha\ e been Cl'llicu:cd for lheir lack of style h;thull, the' 'd be jumping all "We do not feel that we
and tndi\'Jdunlib an th~·ir chorcc of umforms. For instanc~. in •
order to ue a football player, n fellow must be "cll-buill1 1 .. d t'Or•-d v. mnm,. the gnmc.
L ... tc.:nm mamtaln~d a tc1 rttu:
~ e ~c lht'Oughout the '\\ llt>le mltsi'UICII, de. And what docs he do?
l •umnmLnt. n.•t on~;, not on~; &In
•{{ t\ l'nlll); \\all U1"1r SL~II"C CUI"d
mnn d l>y the nppen1anet" uC •'
w lnf lc ort.• llt bl;llkcn al.!i b llU·
hful blnnl. "lute Qpttcrtv He piles on a bunch of lumpy shapeloss togs-ovon to cov
oring his hood with an ill fitting kottlo shapod hat. Any ape
from any :oo would hav ~o. a• much sex appeal in that aorl ot
dress. The girls aro roally getting fed up wttb having to act
like hcro·wor shipp~rs and still be looking right at the fclJowsl The Judges were nppnllt:d b~
the de hbcrnh: nceurncy ot our
I ' tn mrunt.nln t.:n Jmmnculatc.:
co As af the outrageous cllllhcs they wear aren't bad enough,
they gel out .md rassle and tussle around until they are so
mess~ and du1y you can t e\'cn tell ''"e of them from another.
(It docs seem as though the~ could be a biL neater about their
gnmes.)
Dear Editor: •
\\ C h3H' alfOW(.'Ci OUJ"SC!l\'CS lD
t Into on awful rut with tht•
1· nd of ~ports we cmphns1ze
Ah1 ••) s. at 1S m footbnll. b<Jsket·
li I luaeb:JII nnd lrac:k that we
ent r Into oompctJt1on ·why can't
"-e l a,·~ somcthms nl.,, . ..,
H '" abuut dance competitaon
' 1th other schools. pre-cahng,
t tbmg bc<auty for both sexc ..
l C ln (act IS 8 huge ftcld Of
'"') tballt es Can YOu do an1 • •
I u c about 1t '!'
lma NuU
Dear Ima NuU:
I am prt.: (•ntmg )OU> problem
t tl e aptJrls comrruJ>S10n 1 can
t UJ c nn PI (lffil!lei as to ll1c1r
dec~: 10r
The Editor • • • Howevor. to g~t back to the subject of style-it ifn't par·
ticularly admirable that lh& members of our football .team
I should try to dress so exactly like all other teams oven to tho
wearing of number s on their backs! Why couldn't they be
DIFFERENT?
A umform of dark blue gabardine slack!;, t wo-toncd blue
and whtte shol's, a white mesh T-shirt wilh open neckline .•.
then. 1f the fellows felt they rcaily needed something Lo keep
thear hair in plac:e they could wem· a dark blue gabardanc
"contede t ate" shaped hat.
Dcfinitoly -lhoy could forget the numerals the convon·
Honal unilorm sports. Instead . they should have their name_,
embroidered 10 dark blue across their shoulders--large enough
to be soon! After all. a girl doe::~ like to know who she ls choor·
ing!
Now. fellows, how about being a good e..xample to the
other teams? Even though they may want to roll around in
the mud and play rough, show them that you are gentlemen
and will not tole1·ate such rowdyism. Look nice when you go
out on the field and play the game in a refined manner so that
you will st11l lo ,Ji mcc when vou h~Y(; finished your game.
We girla wlll be admiring your every move.
Equalize the Sexea over lhl' fluor, moking bnsk~;ts, l ntcr nny surh compl'tltlon.'"
mtcrc~.;ptmc pnsscs, Olluh, all 10 dcpm tment ~nid. "'lit•lc at
nil. JU~t mukmg tunics out of uu1
r•rest•nt h•nm .. nud Clark we praclc nui'St'IVU51 11----..
"Thon. lhoro·s the lJ·emcndous hn\'lng no noid t·t>mpclitors .... ,ume X
CUJ>IICIIY of tlw r:tbblt to reprO•
duct•. Wh)•, C\"t•ry month or so I
c.:ould dC\'clllr> nn AII-Amt•ri<•rsn.'' W• do not (el!l that we cnu en
mto such n p1ofr!ssional gong
thic\·cs.'' Eldon sotlly sard with a face • B.l
ord lh nmlng with prtdc. 1\ftcr repented mqumcs d1 .
lie rcpm·t. thnt nlrcndy he has from Olympic headquar ter J••l n B. •
trtuncd n rnbb1t \\ hl<'h hus mns- ~or of
tcrcd such tnek shots ns ihl! Greece, ll w:~s dee~dcd thnt '' n, has lj
''hoop-ho p" the.: "'hart.>-spin," U1{; en m<.'mbcts o( the studPnl 'l!.hlp grnn
"rnbb1t d1ppcr'" and the lughly would cnh•r, howc\"cr, the cst<ibtl
complicated ''cottontall hook." petitiOn for long-time tc Advnncl•J
Things arc coming alone fine lOn\'crsa tions. That seems to fund
now, hL' says, but !iLnce he has I the only sport Lewts and 1e tench
only one rnbbat the tenm lacks women nrc really competent ntry who
depth nnd endut ance. Hov. t!vcr. enter. .1r qualifi~
Eldon hopes to slnrl bualdmg up 1r respcctl
hr~ team. Bcrmccc Mnnlo\'e, tt•lcpho ~t----~
"I just hopl' they will take to opcrntor, attt!sls to this fnt•L ue K
eel~ mulllplicatmn." will nccompuny the grrls.
There Should Be (?)
Girl Sport Reporters illae Anl
Junror rc~
WcslCfl
ot B 1
Wt• ce1tamly saw a wonderful
basketba II game lust night.
We Wlrt Pluving Pacific-at
least I thtnk Jl was Pacttic.
Anywa.v Jll. 1 bdore the game
began Alice nnd I saw Suzy
Moort.>. You knO\\ her man !S
at Kelly Field nnd she hasn't
been nttendrng nny games since
he lc!t. She c·crtnmly kt:eps up
her appearunce c\·cn if Joe
tsn'l around to npprccrate her!
We had so much to Ullk about
ond hnd qu1tc a t1mc trying to
cmrry on an mtelhgcnt com·cr~
sntion with so much ycllang g()
mg on. Every few minutes a
whislJe would blow nnd ~ven• • lcll{JW in the gym, as well as who cares? Did you e\'l'r not
whut beaut1Cut eyes he
and what :r physaquc!
Bill and Dorrie were • 0 } sen l
nutid
t:c hon
h c I d garne--togetln•r. Seems tn(~v··~·<l '
dec1dcd to go stcad.y agnin. wis and Cl
tria.·d tu sec I! shl• wns pin rch 27-29.
but C<luldn't get close cnou{
then I noticed the score bon• "-4
~· n motor thuay to twt•nty.f\•t in
favor! Jt rclllly \\'lU .. tvaties !or
g.unl· mber colle
Joon was wearing thnt
d1 t , hl just fin1 hui m
\"anc:t•d l'Cwmg. It lnokccl
pcisingly good on her-fit um>
und that shutle of blue is
lcr mg to her. I wonder ,,,~.. .. Ore
He
sess
0
10
versity of
Lu!i. A
De~r Editor: The student bodr has decided there would be more in·
tcrest shown and more students would be gotng out for sports
-if the present cu"lom ot men only or: women only m games
\\ ould be abandoned and the combineu sexes would make
up the teams. "\h are hopm~ lou wtll l1clp
u l ru1g buut long ne·cdC'd most ol tho girls would hollf'r
and sr·a•nm. Rtghl Ill 1he middle
of a SLOIY Suzy was tellmg us, thnt blue would look on me\'
We were su1c rnnd at lnll1~'1!1
ump1rc. It was in the t h ·
quarter, sorn<.'ont• told us.
c 1 ng~.: m n.d!' to d i!S!i re.
Q'J ~.:mc:ms for gtrls gym clnr.lll'
U 1 bad enough to have to at
t nd the cla I.': but for uti of u~
t I 41~'" to dress :. tkt t mpl)
u suU( rablc
\', £: "'vUid ull tnhe more tntcr
e.; l tn L~c clil$S(• tf we coulc!
h our own form o1 d re::::s.
llll. 1t 111 a girrs pcrroguuvc
t n nttrncll\'cl)· 9.5 po •
' t and to be as indh tduul t c
J)O! blc about sL
It po.stt We ly ru .m our morn leo
t IUih-: to be on exact carbon
C' P.) or C\' ry olner gar) JO thr>
t.:1 Wf11 you please use you.r
mOuen ce-to h lp us?
The Koppy Girls
Dear Koppy Girb:
Y. e on the l.ldelln!'~ th nk your
rnost mt(:J-estmtt and \\!II
h • ~ ry hnppy lO do our utcno:.t
t help .rou m any way pgsslbl •
The Edhor It bas boon pointed out that women havo not been given
equal rights wiJh the men in our school and that it can bo rem·
cdicd to a great extent by allowing them an equal share in
sports. -• -.-..c;;.:
Betrolhod
Allen KeUy, our star basebaJl player JUSt announced his
cngag~,;ment lo Sally Bode.
The team will arrClllge a special game in his honor. In
order to mako tho affair of c.qual honor to Sally, the glrls'
bcucball team will play the special game ab their opponents.
After the game, the teams. Wllh other invllt.>d guests, will
hove n free-for-all dnncc in lhc gym and each guest will be
presented \\'rlh n baseball with Allen's and Sally's autographs
iuscrabed on it.
•
Bost Wiahea of Day
It has been br{)ught to my auention that one of our tilars
of the pac eatmg team ts having n birlhday todny.
For tho occa£ion his toammat05 are qlvlng him a surprltle
birthday party wifb as many pies as ho can eat availablo.
Mnuy hnppy retu1ns of the day lJ;, .:~u Pig Brown. 1 so much commollon began thnt
I ne1•cr dtd hnd out whal Jim
D. told Ang1e h. when she
IH"okc thur engagement.
J heord afterward th:tl the
new I• lo~' on the team (Joe
somcbodn ha<l SNrcd three
baskets in nbout lhrce minuteJS .
Wasn't that marvelous?
Oh yes, r POSIIJ\'cly turned
gro s green whtm BL'Ity B
came m nt the hoi( wearing
thnt srmply bee-u-tifull sui&
whrch hns been featured in n
downtown wmdow this lost
week-the dusty pmk with lht•
Peter Pan collar. Remember
me l.nlklng 11Lout it? r <vru; just
walllnf( tor· Dild to send my
check and was going m to buy
1t rny~>oll. Now slw's ruined at.
CJh w••ll, 1 'v._. ncVt•r llkr:d her,
nnywuy, The surt d1dn't lvok
r.o gm ·d d llu:r,
You ahould havct set.'n Johnny
R. bounrmr the bull across the
lloor. lie didn't mnkc the bas
ket but ht!'s so good-lookanc Brll A. \\'tu; penalized for uu .... 1 Lhl· outg
mg the ball too lont The tor. Bob
Pll (' POSitively lied. B11l J prc.,iden t
would ne\'cr do th 1t He is was insll
cons.cicn taous and-()( all coltvl'nti
to accuse· him of-he'. • bu\i~icnmotnn
tc1··finge1 cd he simply cowan·
hold o ball too long. l\h yoo her colle
ness, I .qu1t going w1th hrm -~.,,1• rorn•n St
that reason. Ht• wns ulw College
·prlllng ooffce t~r Cok\.! on coll<.'ge
My clcnn1ng balls got terri Ort!5
LosJor J. was at the Luth
with u bunch u( fl'llows. S
wll;h I know wl111t n gnl en
do to int~r·c st thnt lone wol{.
Wer•• \\'(• ever sur
when th<.' Clni11h lmucr :~ound Jthern Ca
of ldoho
l'd I c:lon'l IH•Iac\'P I've uvemrnt
C.cl'n sut'h n Jast gnnu•.
scur.-. wns 73 to Pnt•lf'lc's
cr I ••tll~y thinlc II \\"88 Pari(, .. ,,.
WI' Wl'f I! SUrt• proud O( Oll
t£'nrn. Thf'y h&\'e
("Oordihallon nnd keep your nl
lent ion practically c. ven· m1n-l"''"or • utc. April
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