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2015-04-17

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2 THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 17, 2015
STAFF
Students! obbyf orO LCCc hangea t Capitol
Editor-in-Chief
Guadalupe Triana
Managing Editor
John Rogers BY DRAKEM ACFARLANE
NEWS EDITOR
EDITORIAL
News
Drake facFarfa.ne,
Meghan Zea Lewi & Clark tudencs who
fear late night Oregon Liquor
Opinion ontrol Commission abuse will
Brady Antonelli soon see potential for reform.
J\. sociated tudents f Lewi
Features & Clark Chief Justice Ph ebe
\Ilic McRaith, Gresser (16) and enacor ick
Katie aphas Les·age (17) traveled to regon's
capitol hill in alem to promote
Arts changing the laws regarding
Cameron Cr owel!, LCC conduct.
Maddie Ticknor The idea came after the results
of October's Know Your Rights
Sports panel. ' e realized that it isn't
Rocky kt eff, so much if student kn w their
Peter idling rights, because unfortunately in
situations with the OLCC their
Backdoor rights are not respected. The
Daniel Elliott only option then is to change the
laws relating to OL conduce,"
LC Style Gresser said.
Jesse Merchant Gre er and Lesage met with
Oregon rate Representative Ann The Oregon State Capitol Building in Salem, topped by an eight foot tall bronze statue of a pioneer.
Illustration Editor Lininger on pril 1 to discuss the
fourning Sky Harris variety of abuses made by the dangerous and threatening their unmarked, plainclothes officers. If identification is a mu t.
OLC • and mo t importantly, enforcement practices are. he someone run from a suspicious The pair suggested modi1ica
Photo Editor policy prescriptions to fix them. was really upset and personally vehicle or person, and is an OLCC tions co several Oregon rate
Cassandra Broadwin "[Lininger] was pretty shocked. offended that this [conductJ was officer, they can be. charged with tatutes that could help further
lot of the people who were happening in her district." corrupting an inve tigation. But, regulate the OLCC. Highli_ghts
SocialM ediaa nd WebM anager around when the drinking age was With Lininger on board, the if a per·on does notr~n and that include RS 471.430, in the Mi
Eva Goellner 18 don't realize what that does pair continued with two policy actor is not part of the OLC , nors in Possession section, where
to college life. E pecially because change proposals: to reguire a field sobriety rest requirement
Copy Chief that means a bunch of students OLCC officers to drive in marked "'The only option could be added.
faria Saracino-Lowe are breaking the law,'' aid Gresser. cars and wear uniforms and to econdly, mandating field so
then is to change
"The OLCC is a cheap; quick and reguire field sobriety tests before briety tests before the issuance of
Copy Editor effective way co get the regon the issuance of a Minor In Posses the laws relating to an MIP is essential. If someone is
Trushaa Castelino, Liquor Laws enforced, but I don't sion charge. given an MIP without a obriety
Josh Freeman, think an on wh i n t urr ncly The fir t point wa pres ed OLCC conduct,' test they have n hard evidence f
Hayden Higger, a college student realizes how because of the risk imposed by their obriery and thus challenging
Rebecca Lill Gresser said." the charge in court is made im
men ely more difficult and risky.
CONTRIBUTORS they are at risk of being mugged, Due to broad language in tat
attacked or assaulted. utes like RS 4 71.730, the LCC
Staff Writers: ccording to the dossier given "Have an open playing field of
:craphie .\lien, to the representative by the pair, enforcing the Oregon liquor law,"
Zane Dundon, Kaylie Engel, thi ers up a risky precedent be Gres er said.
Anya Hall, KT Kelly, cause, "Individuals under the age lost importantly, the top brass
Drew Matlovsky, of 21 wh have been drinking are of the LCC don't know about
Julie Oatfield, Will Owen, incentivized to put themselves in the abuses done by officers in the
Kirk Peffers, Erich Roepke, . extremely dangerous or vulner field. When Gresser poke with
Julia revens, \ngclica True able situations in order to avoid the chief in ctober, the chief
obstructing a potential investiga had no idea about the extent of
Illustrators: tion by an OLCC officer." these incident of which L tu
l\.fimi Hovila Furthermore, anybody can dents are all too aware.
pose as an L C officer and "Lininger's been talking to her
Photographers: those with malicious intent have fellow representatives about this.
Sterling Stoll potential victims in a compromis One thing that hopefully we'll ee
Chief Justice Phoebe Gresser, left, and Senator Nick Lesage, right. ing position. Thus, mandating that out of this is pressure being put
OPERATIONS officers have proper means of on the OL C."
Business Manager Teacher of the Year Announced
Steven , \damou
FACULTY ADVISOR Assistant Professor
Molly Robinson Kelly
of Theatre Rebecca
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·NEWS
APRIL 17, 2015 3
THE PIONEER LOG
New club budgeta llocationp rocessr aisesc oncern
Student Organizations Committee and student leaders strive for better accountability, with mixed approaches
BY JULIE OATFIELD to ee the b nefit of the applica pocalips, began reaching out to
tion once they began working clubs after O 's announcement
STAFFW RITER
on it," Interim C Coordinator of the revised budget proce .
Piper Riley (16) said. petition wa formed, declaring
Perhaps with the exception of
Riley acknowledged that many the extensive and time-con urning
the inja Club, most clubs agree
club struggled with dedicating budget process unreasonable.
that tran parency i important in
enough time to writing the budget Alongside the signatures, te timo
maintaining go d relation with
proposals, and helped extend last nies were gathered from at lea t
the student body and the admin
week's original deadline. Despite 28 club elaborating on their need
istration. This spring, the tudent
going through a sudden change in for financial flexibility and input
Organization Committee ( 0 ) ]
leadership the week of the dead from future members.
developed a detailed new bud-
line, OC is sticking to the new " tudents deserve the agency
get all cation y tern to create
model after former coordinator to make decisions for themselves
greater financial accountability in
Melia Manter's (15) resignation. and OC is in fact, discouraging
the upcoming chool year.
ingenuity, coalitions, and student
The requires that any club "Students deserve participation. Every student group
seeking fund from the commit
knows flexibilityi s invaluable to
tee send in an itemized budget of the agency to make
operations," Harman said. ''Part
each event and a sociated costs
of managing a club is being in
for the 2015-2016 chool year. decisions for
touch with what the student
rganization had to submit simi
themselves and body needs, or having collateral
lar applications in previous years,
leadership and synchronizing on
with outlines of events, projected
SOC is in fact, community-outreach around rel
co t and a written explanation for evant issue&t hat we have no way PHOTOC OURTESYO F SAMSONH ARMAN
the amount of funding requested. discouraging of foreseeing."
The new system, however, man Th new budget proces is fit the variou types of club ,"
Another club leader, Allie Col
dates more than simple outlines. ingenuity, still being implemented, with an including holding open forums
lins ('17) of BuildOn, emphasized
Budgets detailing everything from appeals process available in the fall in the fall for input from student
a potential lack of future club
the price of markers, to 61m coalitions, and for students to address and adju t organization leaders.
members' voices.
creening rights, to gas for sports budget concerns. ''I think fostering transparency
student "There are events we've done
tournaments appear to be a mixed Riley note that this year's in our student government really
. . . ,, this year, like the barbecue or the
blessing for students and OC system will "attempt to allocate mean increasing community
part1c1pat1on. dress swap, that have been really
alike. [funds] more realistically so that relationship , and trusting one
successful that we haven't had
" ome clubs told me that by money wouldn't be leftover when another enough to listen and have
in the past," Collins said. ''They
going through the application pro Current leaders of student another club could u e it." Re them be a part of the conversa
[happened] because of idea that
cess they were able come up with organizations, who are less garding future budget allocations tion in the first place," Harman
new members had this year, and
a more realistic figure about how optimistic of the new system's methods, she says "I am planning said.
that we came up with as a group.
much money their club needs. benefits,have petitioned for a to rework the application process
People aren't gonna enjoy a club if
Many of the groups that were ap more flexible system. aroson next year,to work on finding ways
they just show up and we tell them
prehensive in the beginning began Harman ('16) a leader of the that the application process can
what to do."
Queer Resource Center and
Big changes for Career and Academic Advising
Next year introduces a remodeled Advising Center and plans for a new Career Center in Templeton
BY ANGELICA TRUE Development enter wa one of
many proj ct approved by the
STAFFW RITER
Board of Trustee on Feb. 20 and,
according to lken, a long awaited
ext year, th areer Develop
change. "I've been here for about
ment enter will be receiving a
four year and it's been di cu ed
new h me and a new name. The
on and off for that time, now wa
areer Development Center, o n
ju ta time when the cars aligned
to be the areer enter will be
and we were able to work it into
relocated to Templeton for fall
our budget."
2015.
The new addition will include
''We're being rel cared and
a roof deck. It will al o include
they're building a new pace for
green feature uch a a bio wale
u that will be in fr nt of the Trail
and an earth tube for geothermal
Room artached to Templeton.
energy.
It' going t be about 1500 or o
In addition to the relocation,
square £i et and it will be brand
Lewi & Clark will al o be adding
new," interim areer Develop
a new cadetnic dvising CenteL
ment enter Director, ma lken
''The College dvising Center
aid.
raff will move into the Career The sketch of the Northern side of proposed Career Center at night built in Templeton.
"The College Center' previous space in Al
bany Hall shortly after the areer will enhance the advising team's age greater tudent participation in enter is undergoing less drastic
Advising Center Center moves to Templeton," s capacity to serve Lewis & lark its events and lead more student internal restructuring, lken says
sistant Dean for tudent ucces tudents, faculty and staff through to take advantage of the center's that what excites her most about
staff will move into and Retention Carla Harcleroad reception desk service , increased re ources. the change "Is having a fresh and
aid. ''Before the College dvi ing workshop offerings, and the hir Both addition will bring clean brand new space that we can
the Career Center's enter staff move in, the space ing of cw new ollege dvisor changes to the departments, which make our own. In the space that
. .
to join current dvising Team lken called a "plu all around." we have now, we've had to make
will receive new paint, new sig
previous space 1n
nage and some sound-proofing," members." In the n w cademic dvising compromises, and we worrt-hav
Albany Hall Harcleroad added. Olken also views the reloca enter, two staff members will to do that in the new space."
The new cademic dvising tion of the Career Development be hired in the spring in addi- he also stated her excitement
shortly after the Center will consolidate advising Center as a way to better serve tion to the four current advising about the incrca e in student traf
students. "It will benefit students staff, with Harcleroad serving a fic. B th Olken and Harcleroad
resources and staff in one loca
Career Center rion which Harcleroad believes because it will be a lot more the managing director and Janet hope that the changes '-villm ake it
will make it easier for students to convenient. Right now we're kind Davidson, ssociate Professor of easier, b th for tudent to receive
moves to
get assistance. of at th bottom of the hill and . Psychology, as the faculty direc help and taff to give it. ''I want
now we'll be more in the center. tor. Harcleroad stated that the more tudent to know who we
"[Although] we currently
Templeton."
have an dvising Team in place, It will be a lot easier for p ople to "Model is similar to the one used are and how we can help because
chi team doe n t have a shared top in." by our ntrepreneurial Innovation that's what we're here to d "
The expansion of Temple office location. The implementa Olken al o hopes that enter's program." lken said.
ton to include the new areer tion of a College dvising Center more vi ible location will enc ur- While the areer Development

OPINION
4 THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 17, 2015
Whyy ou shouldc area boutt heT rans-PacifPica rtnership
Examinintgh e upcomingd ecisionto givet he Presidenfat stt racka uthorityo vert heT rans-PacifPica rtnership
ZANE DUNDON ing them of "expected future for the future of the planet or censoring of content in the name ment to elevate thernselve
profits." If the corporation for protecting the environment of copyright enforcement. In a further above the laws of nations
STAFFW RITER
"wins," taxpayers of the nation from destruction. And when 37 leaked chapter of the TPP nego and to make themselves immune
it challenged have to foot the bill of the 100 largest economies in tiations, Wikileaks also revealed to accountability for their viola
The Tran -Pacific Partner hip
for the corporation's Lost profits. the world are corporations rather that the .. is attempting to tion of the rights of citizens.
(TPP) is a ma sive "free trade"
Over 400 million in compen than countries, this becomes very create a broad definition for a Fortunately, the TPP has not
agreement being negotiated by
sation has already been paid dangerous for smaller nations criminal violation of copyright, yet been signed and fast track au
the .. and 11 other countrie
co corporations in a series of whose environmental laws may which would include noncom thority has not yet been granted.
that would set rules governing
investor-state cases under deals be challenged by corporations mercial activities. This means Ron Wyden, the regon enator,
40% of the world's economy and
made possible by AFI , the with more money than their en that, for example, a fan of a for i critical to pas ing fast track.
would have detrimental effects
"free trade" agreement negoti tire rrea ury. ot only could their eign movie who distributes ub However, if he sees a massive
on Labor, the environment, inter
ated in the 90's that had harmful laws be challenged once enacted, titles for that movie but make
net freedom and much more. If
Without a great
effects such as the offshoring of but the mere threat of challenge no money from the activity could
you haven't heard of it, though,
700,000 manufacturing jobs to go to jail or face huge fines if
don't feel bad. The agreement cc. .. corporations public outcry
Mexico. The idea that a multina the content is distributed widely
has been pu.r ued in relative se
tional corporation should be able enough. This is a complete
crecy and the corporations push could claim that a against it ... the
to challenge a nation's own laws distortion of the purpose of
ing for it as well as the govern . ' .
ment official looking after their places that corporation's inter nations envuon- copyright laws and puts regular, TPP will be
ests above those of the general law-abiding citizens who do not
interests do not want the public
citizenry. The TPP would further men cal laws are seek co profit off of content in signed to the det
to know just how dangerous this
aggravate this affront co democ danger of harsh punishment.
agreement is. Therefore, it's no
racy and the rights of citizens. adversely affecting These are just a few of the riment of citizens
secret that there has been Little
The environmental effects dangerous effects of the TPP. It
coverage of the TPP in the main- their profits and everywhere.
of the TPP should be espe- could also increase the price of
tream media. However, there'
cially important to Lewis & Clark medicines, force the U. . to im
no doubt that this agreement will chat they should
students, as this school prides port unsafe food and undermine public outcry against it, he will
be detrimental to the interests of
itself on contributing to a clean Wall erect reforms. Because reconsider. Politicians do Li ten
all but a few large corporation therefore be ex
and sustainable future. sing President Obama doe not want co the people if their voices
and is antithetical to the very
these investor- tate tribunals, empt from them." a public debate about the TPP, speak loud enough and Wyden
principle of democracy.
corporations could claim that a he is seeking fast crack author- i no different. n aturday,
There are numerous aspects
of the TPP that are worthy of nation's environmental Lawsa re by a wealthy corporation could ity, which would allow executive pril 18, there will be a Global
criticism, but in this Limited adversely affecting their profits be enough to dissuade smaller branch officials co negotiate and Day of ction against fa t crack
space I will address only a small and that they should therefore be countries from passing environ sign the agreement without input with rallie and events in cities
handful. n_eo f the most dan exempt from them. In cuador, mentally conscious laws in the from Congress or the public. aero s the country, including
gerous pieces of the agreement Chevron attempted co avoid first place. Congress would be required to Portland. Without a great public
is the expanded power of "inves paying 18 million in cleanup nother important item of vote on the agreement without outcry against it, fast crack will
tor-state" tribunals, which allow damages related co Chevron's concern for students is the TPP's any amendments and with little be pas ed and the TPP will be
foreign corporations to challenge contamination of an area of threat co the rights of Iocernet debate. When people say that signed to the detriment of citi
national governments in inter the Amazon the size of Rhode users. The TPP would encour large corporations dictate public zens everywhere. But the power
national tribunal by claiming Island. LC's environmentally age Internet ervice Providers co policy in the .. , this is what of people speaking with a united
that the country's environmental, a ci u polici ar adrnirabl , monicor and p Licet heir u er th y ar talking about. The TPP voice should not be underesti
health, or other laws are depriv- but many of the largest corpora threatening their right co privacy is a blatant attempt by corporate mated. ay o co fast track and
tions in the world have no regard as well as making po sible the elites and their allies in govern- ay o to the TPP.
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OPINION
APRIL 17, 2014 s
THE PIONEER LOG
Evaluatingt he meaningo f coursee valuations
An inside perspective of what course evaluations really mean to professors
BY MOLLYR OBINSOKNE LLY evaluation are the primary way and institution would I se an J m the be t ever. However, learned omething. .
FACULTY ADVISOR in which this quality is evaluated. indispensable mo! for en uring although getting a perfect 7, or t their most useful, course
s such, they play an important teaching quality. reading that I'm someone's "fa eyaluations help me to under-
part in employment-r lated The potential -hortcomings vorite prof at L ," feels really rand if and how this learning
The time of year will o n decisions at the ollege, includ of cour e evaluations lie not lovely, I have co admit that the e ha , and hasn't, happened. They
be upon us when, during regular ing those regarding c ntract in the fact of their being d ne, things are not particularly useful help me ee myself a a teacher,
clas times, one find profe r renewal, pr morion, tenure, and but in how they are done. At in helping me assess my wn both my strengths and weak-
sitting f<?rlornlyo n the bcnche • alary raises. Lewis and Clark, evaluati n are teaching. (( h I .
that line the hallway of Howard Like all type of perfor divided into two ba ic par~ : a The mo t useful valuation ... w at stnve
and Miller, instead of rand- mance review, there is much that numerical portion, which invites are those that help both students
to do - is teach in
ing happily in front of their is useful and imp rcant ab ut tudents co rate the in tructor and professors under rand what
classrooms. They wait alone, course evaluations. Fr m pre and course on a scale of 1-7 wa learned in the cla s, how
such a way
temporarily exiled from the .school to graduate school when according to various param- it wa learned, and if there are
classroom while their students a tudent step inco a cla room, any problems that need to be
that my students
fill out course evaluations. They they hand control over many cc [The evaluations] addressed. What J most want co
may not show it, but they arc things co their teacher. The know from my tudent is chis:
leave my classes
n rvou . fter three month of teacher determines what topics serve a crucial func Did I take care of the basics
teaching and evaluating their are dealt with, and bow they are you are entitled co as a tudent having learned
tudents' work they are the one dealt with. /he decide what tion of reversing, in my classroom (clear instruc
work students have co do and tions and deadlines; fair, helpful,
som~thing."
when a student when they have to do it. /he for a few moments, and timely feedback; pertinent
cc• ••
act as the sole and practically and interesting course material)?
steps into a class omnipotent judge of whether the intrinsic power What did you learn in my nes e , o I can find way to
the students' work was done class? learn and improve myself, just
well. To be a teacher is co have, What did I do that helped as I hope my students will learn
room, they hand dynamic of the
within a pecific etting and con you learn? and improve through my evalua
text, a great deal of power. To What did I do that dido t help tion of their work. much as
control over many cl a ssroom ..."
be a student is to make one If you learn? I love those 7 , especially in the
willingly vulnerable, in that set hat could I have d ne that "overall" categori s, the num
things to their
ting and context, to thi power. eter ; and a narrative portion, would have helped you learn bers don't tell me much. What's
When you think ab ut it, the which ask them to comment more? worse, the number can lure u
teacher."
whole teaching situation require separately on both instruccor In the end, I don't have co in, leading us alm t irresistibly
a considerable amount of tru t, and course. While I chink most b your favorite teacher ever. (I to give them more credence than
being evaluated. The 40+ h urs and that it works as well as it teachers would agree that the remember distinctly the epiph they deserve.
of teaching and many dozen of doe is a hopeful sign about the narrative porti n i th most anic moment when I realized o if you see one of the e
hours they have spent helping world. ny educational institu useful, the numerical re ults, that J could scop trying to be lonely figures sitting on a bench
student improve their work, in tion must stand careful guard being concrete and easy co m re demanding / easygoing / in a hallway pretending to b
p r n and on paper, are under over the quality of it teaching, compare and contrast, tend funny / vibrant / solemn, like nonchalant as they endure a
going an asses ment which takes and course evaluations repre to get the most attention. I'm this or that amazing-teacher period of forced exile from their
mo t tudents approximate! • sent th simple t mechani m by probably not. th only profess r colleague. J could let th se col cla s, show them that Lewi and
10 minut s, on a generous day. which this guard can be en ·ured. whose eyes hasten first co th leagues c ver that portion of my lark kindncss.(com on, I know
The result of these 10-minute They erve a crucial function of "overall evaluation of instruc tudent ' education, and content you all have it) and give them a
a sc ment are used co evaluate reversing, for a few moments, tor" and "overall evaluation of myself with th more discreet knowing little smile. nd in your
their performance as teachers, the intrinsic power dynamic f cour e" line of the tati tical goal of being the teacher only evaluation , a Gandhi said, be
and become a permanent part of the classroom by giving tu averages, hoping of course t I can be. \1 hat a relief!) hat I truthful, gentle and fearles . Tt
their empl yment file. Lewis and dents the ability co evaluate their ce glorious 7s. And J don't have to do - what I strive to do is part of how we will figure out
lark takes teaching quality very wn experience. Without course exactly mind when tudents - is teach in such a way that my _how to teach, and even ~o learn,
seriously, and student cour e evaluations, both tudent claim in their c mm nt that students leave my cla ses having better. '
letter to the Editor: Unintendedc onsequencesa t KLC
RE:T HE PROPOSALST O ((. .. the FCC has long attached to the 3-lcttcr op in that dial position .. \nd the commodarion. fccr all such
ESTABLISHA CADEMIC erations. I have seen cyebr w FCC ha never challenged our upgrade would be for an increa c
never challenged
rai ed about KL 's apparent u e of broadca t-standard call in power nly, n t for a new
CLASSESA ND CREDITSI N
RADIO BROADCASTING our use of broad legacy and stature. Record labels lcttering, which ch y jealou ly station, nor fr m a new operator.
and di tributor notice. Adver guard. nless we go co F [, in which
cast-standard call tisers notice. lcdia notice. 1t 's Thi is not to argue against case, we sh uld fight for "KL -
KIRKP EFFERS
omething to protect. upgradrng to a candard broad
lettering, which
KLC 1961-'62 What c uld je pardize our cast licen e ~ r L . Thi is only
they jealously mo t-logical and uccinct ap a caution, an advisory to all fu
\1 hil uch credentialing pellation? -Any addiri nal ture administrations who might
guar d."
could ease one' way into the biz scrutiny by the F would con ider joining other colleges
and be an effective recruitment at lea t bring up the ubject. and universities who have gone
cen as Johnny- omc-Latclys
tool, it c uld lead to an unin pplicarion for a "real" broad "on the air".
with clum y name .
tended con cquencc: the end of cast license would trigger that hould we go for chat up-
fter 1930, stations changing
"~ ". scrutiny. grade and the F want 4 let-
ownership had to find new 4-let
little hiscory: Running out KLC, while a "carrier ters, "KLA " or "KL C" might
ter names. Three-letter name
of 3-lettcr combination for all current" (without a broadca t be acceptable - except that they
vani hed permanently when
the new rations coming on line, tower) operation, has alway are already taken.
uch tacions went out·of busi
the Federal Communication "escaped" into the surround ur argumentation in chi
ncs . Few are left. In rcgon,
ommi ion (under its earlier ing area on 680 AM. c drive eventuality would be a great
KL shares the tighter letter
moniker) stopped granting those around listening to our friends exercise for our Law Dept.
configuration with only power
in 1930. Thereafter, all appli on the radio. The FCC ha long While KL doesn't date back
hou c
cants were assigned four call let known about that actual broad to the 1920s, we should argue
onsiderable pre tige ha
ters. The latter were immediately casting, eeing no local conflict long-standing comfortable ac-
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6FEATURES
THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 17, 2015
Howling at the moon: departmental adrnin, always ha
treat , o when Luna's here she'
happy. n campu , he knows
Bryan Sebok& Luna
chat she's gonna get treats and lots
Bad Fe111miEsts:s cryrb y Roxane of attention, so she realJy likes
Do you have any book
Gay (2014) BY KATIEN APHAS BS: Pet peeves, huh? Interesting coming.
suggestionsf or summer In life, we are influenced by FEATURESE DITOR pun. he hares squirrels. PL: Does she have any best
( pecially on per and ubjccr to certain privileges, PL: Traditional dog. friends on campus?
Rhetoric and Media rud-
taining to queer theory systemic oppression and identi BS: Yeah. Thi morning I think BS: he, for a while, was having
ies Profe or Bryan ebok has a
stuff)? cie _W hether you're a Republi she topped and tared at a squir a great time playing with Zizou.
very special relationship with his
can, a lesbian, a father, a college rel for 10 con ecutive minutes. They're a good match. They're
dog, Luna. Although she's only
graduate, a muslim, an ururugrant, Uh, so definitely quirrels. he about the same size and weight.
Sincerely, or a veteran, you arc a person.,\ on campu once in a blue moon, aJ o d e n't like cat _I think she Uh, their schedules haven't coin
Luna (and Bryan eb k) graced
Queer-Bookworm human being with feelings, needs can distingui h between cars inside cided lately o they haven't played
the Pioneer Log with an interview
and a heart that is pumping bl od as pets but when they're on the for a while. he has also recently
that howed u why they calJ dogs
throughout your body. What I'm outside they're a nui ance and she befriended Rhubarb. They've only
man' be t friend.
Dear Queer-Bookworm, trymg to say is we need to tick like to cha e after them. [Luna had one playdate so far, so we'll
PioLog: o, h w did you cwo
ou asked the right person! together. bark ] h i -very verbal ee how that goes.
meet?
Since there are cons and con. of o, as 1 move do er to the end PL: Doe he have any political PL: D e he have any cru hes?
Bryan Sebok: [Laugh ] o, he
books chat J could suggest, I am of the semester and the end of affiliation ? he' an opinionated BS: I think she's a daddy' girl, so
wa re cued from an animal shel
going co limit ic co ·ome of my my time here at LC, I chmk it's dog. she just loves being around. he's
ter in ea tern regon three yea.rs
favontes. ow, this 1s nor a canon Jmportanc to remember omeching BS: Yeah, she's definitely a very affecti oate with everyone. I
ago. he was ju t a wee pup, ju t
or a representation of the ennrecy my mother always quotes to me progressive liberal. he voted for think he' polyamorou . he loves
a few weeks old, and 1 found her
of queer lie.T hese are all books from the Bible (and no, tlus.1 s not Obama twice and he i more or everyone. I think she just wanes
on Pet Finder. I called the animal
rhat I have read for class or on m) from one of our E&D readings): less upset about the two-party sys to nuggle with everyone. Thar's
helter and they aid, " he's still
own chat have affected me and "Don't lee the world around you tem and the political corporatism. her M. _E veryone' a potential
here," and I said " an I drive
given me a vocabulary to discuss squeeic you into its mold .... " PL: Do you have a favorite snuggler.
out?" and they aid, " ure," o I
things like queer theory, ch prison ow I ·ay it to you - hold on co memory with her? BS: he's very v cal. he's very
cook her right then.
indu c.rialc omplex, race, gender, the experiences that have forged BS: o many good hike \vith her demanding. he thinks she can
PL: eem to be working out.
oppre sion, women, family and ·our identity to chis point. and scuff. There is a photo I have bo people around, I chink. Try
he's realJy amped up right now,
my wn exual onentation. The Who will you be when shit hies of her playing with my colleague, ing to break her of that. he' got
but what doe she do after a long
genre her range from creative the fan in the form of a zombie Peter hristenson, whose office is a liccJeb it of a ma ochi tic tenden
day co relax?
fiction to hardcore theory and sta apocaJyp ·e? Or in a rcces ion next door, playing with his dog. I cy. Sometimes I think she act out
BS: he enjoys nuggling for
tistical analy is. They a.re ordered when you lose your job? Will you have chi picrure where she' , like, just to be disciplined. I chink he
one. Martinis. he enjoys marti-
by the yt.>atrh ey were published. still trive to understand in ·read in the air attacking him. o that realJy enjoys getting in trouble.
ni _ [Laughs] I d n't give my dog
To the Llghtho11bsey Virginia of being under rood? Will you one kind of tand out. It's really PL: o she's a polyamorous,
alcohol. he' very affectionate, as
Woolf (1927) continue to keep an open mind cute. He's kind f I king up ac masochistic liberal? nd she stick
you can ee and she loves people.
Pedagogoyf the Oppressedb y to tho e different from you? Will her a he' jumping above him. to mainly organic things. he' not
he enjoys a good cuddle session.
Paulo Freire (1968) you acknowledge your privilege PL: And doe she have any favor stealing anything or wearmg any
he think she's a lap dog, which
Ai11~ I a IP'oma1B1l:a ck W'omen a a college graduate and ·trive to ite non-pet food ? cloche , he's pretty Oregonian.
is why he' coo candy trying to
a11dF emi11isbmy bell hooks (1981) u e ic to make the world a better BS: I don't feed her human food, BS: Pretty much. That sums her
climb up on people. he love to
ReadingL olita i,, Tehranb y Azar and more equal place? How will uh, at alJ. Whatever human food up. he's a native Oregonian. Born
be affectionate so _. . _Y ou know,
afisi (2003) you choo e co ace and re pond is. o, she eats salmon-flavored in eastern regon. he love the
the more exercise she gets, the
Queer Phe11ome110/Oogriye:n ta towards those around you? The dog food that she realJy loves and mountains and, politicalJy, he's
more likely she is to crash, but she
tions,O ijects,O thersb y ara Ahmed choice i yours. she' a treat hound. he's obsessed very much in line with Portland.
loves to be around people.
(2006) Though we will each interpret
PL: [Laughs] Does she have
IY/hippi,,gG irl.·A Tra11ssex11al this question differently, and act
a)'ly favorite music tbat you've
lf'oma11 0115 • m nd th 5 o 1-
l C 0
noticed?
i,,g of Femi11inib!Jy Julia erano us have the cool to respond to
BS: he like it when I play reg
(2007) it. To question ur actions, l arn
gae. I would say he like t watch
Ha!f the S-9': T11mi1,Og ppressio11 from our mistake and set forth
television. he likes co watch
into Opporl111f1air! Jl f"o111lefn'o rldwide in this world to make use of our
nature hows. he's goc a fascma
by ichola D. Kristof (2 09) liberai arcs educaoon and change
ti n witb lion and tiger , when
The Girl lr'ho Fellj rofll the ~ by chc world.
it's on she'll ju 't ort of stop and
Heidi \XI.D urrow (2010) Your Queer,
scare at the screen.
The ewJ im Cro1Jb1y Michelle Mollie ~ hupp1e, aka Seraphic
PL: Doe Luna have any pet
Alexander (20 I 0) ,\Jlen ('15)
peeves?
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FEATURES
APRIL 17, 2015 THE PIONEER LOG 7
Living abroad: Italy
No bad days in Tuscany
BY ERICH ROEPKE
STAFFW RITER
BYW ILL OWEN When you smoke the Bowering
The other day, I decided to bud of the cannabis plant, the oily
STAFFW RITER
take the bus back to iena after a cannabinoids that are vaporized
1 ng weekend in Florence. I got Haw:y ou ewr wondered .by the flame enter your lungs, and
to the tation on the [onday after t's actuallyg oing on in through your bloodstream they
Ea ter and checked the sched- your brainw hat you moire the arnve in the enigmatic depths of
ule. [y bus was due to depart at reefer? the human brain.
10:30. I saw the bu and the ign The ..h igh-inducing'' com Upon arrivali n the brain, they
didn't eem to be working, but the pounds present in the cannabis mimic and overhaul the fw1c-
people in front of me mentioned sativa and cannabis indica species non of the ·e cndocannabinotd
ieoa. The bus had a iena logo are part of a class of molecules neurocransrmttcrs. This accounts
so I got on. I didn't want to look called cannabinoids. Thc.c for all of the various mcdically
like a tourist, so I got on the bus compounds were evolutionarily bcnelicial effects of the marijuana,
and put on my headphones, in elected as pesticide • for these liUch as incrt:ased uphona, ap
Italian fashion. Well, a you prob plants. These molecules would pence, and pam tolerance.
ably surmised, this wa the wrong strongly effect the nervous sys So, with this intense artifi
bus. The route eemed the ame tem of animals that would tr} to cial stimulation of the endo
until about half an hour in - this town for the day. PHOTO COURTESYO F ERICH ROEPKE eat these plants. s humans, we cannabinoid a tem, wouldn't
we then veered off onto a mall Fuck. of vineyard resort. They eemed aa: no e ception to this phenom you e pect overconsumption to
country road. The realization that I took an extra large gulp of a bit concerned that a large, dirty enon. HO"weverw, e've developed cauae dangero neurological
I was totally screwed dawned and Peroni. He then told me that there guy just strode out of the woods an lDlDlunityt o most of the damage?
I couldn't help but laugh. It was a was a bus in the town about 10km with all his possessions on his negative effects of these natural ctuallyw, heny our brain
major holiday and J was about to from there but I would have to un-showered person. fter an pesticides. feelso verexposed cannabi
be dropped off omewhere unfa leave the road on a series of trails. exchange in Italian, I was invited The two most prominent noids (such as THC),i t hasa
miliar with all of my scuff from There went the rest of the over to the wine bar, where I · (Identifiedc)a nnabinoidas reT HC defensem ccbanismt o prevent
the weekend. The bus jerked to Peroni. was given a ca ting. I stayed there (delt2-9-tettabydrocannabinol) and anydamage. bcaiocan
a top, the driver glanced up and I began_t o walk. A I started and drank for two hours, making CBD (cannabidol). a hormonec alledp s:egnenolone,
I gave him a final look of fa! e on the fuse trail, I started to laugh friends and haring stories. This class of molecules are n ot whichi mmediately inhibit
confidence as I tepped off into a again. I was crossing vineyards I missed the next bu . I made JUStp tesent in ctonamsb, uta re ing THC'si nteliicali.GprRo perties.
mall town in hianti. and forests, urrounded by Tu - it to the la t bus from the region aJsop art of le network of . Thanksto this,m att
I tarted to walk. Everything cany. I trode on. I cro ed a with minutes to spare. s I nem:omansmitms in the human cnjoyanoccuioaal
wa closed except one bar with field, I noticed a parking lot filled boarded to return to Florence, brain calledt he endocannabinoid highw ithoutw orrymagb outt he
about ten 60-year-old men gam with Audis and Mercedes. s I I thought back on one of my tem. negativpe sycboJogiecfafel ct&.
bling. J ordered a beer and when I came closer, a deck filled with best days of my life: a day full of
mentioned the bus, the bartender cables and people came into view. happy accidents. I have had oo
Anyway, once you've gotten
told me it was the last one from I had happened upon some sore bad days in Tuscany.
your pot covered, you find some
ADVERTISEMENT thing that will make an interesting
design. I used the bottom of a
'O'(, 'T
pen to make circle on mine, but
D you could also use pens in general
BN
to etch a design into th clay or
almo t anything else you have
to make it look a little different.
nee you're satisfied with your
ILLUSTRATIONB Y MIMI HOVI LA de ign, you're going to need co let
your clay dry out. Paper clay i es
BY KATIE NAPHAS pecially ea y to work with because
FEATURESE DITOR it drie in a day.
nee everything' dry and
Everyone knows the saying ready to go, you can paint the
"April showers bring May Aow entire pot (or at least the outside)
ers," right? Well, it sure ha been with your color/colors of choice,
showering and - although it's not let it dry and you're ready to fill
May - I'm ready for the fauna your pot with whatever you want
to come back to life. In honor or to give it co omeone a a gift.
of my favorite easoo, I decided All in all, it' easy to do this proj
to customize some pots for the ect and it's a nice way to de- tress
o_nlyk ind of plant I can manage for a little while and stiJl feel like
to keep alive (i.e. fake ones) in a you're getting OMETHING
small effort to brighten things up done. Good luck, y'all!
and keep the kitschy vibe going in
my house.
It also doe n't hurt that this
project costs next to nothing and
takes very, very little time. All you
need is a pot of some ort (the
standard terracotta kind will do),
some paper clay (in the jewelry
section at JoAnn's and other craft
tores), acrylic paints and some
thing that will make an interesting
mark - but I'll get to that.
Basically,w hat you want to do
is break open your package of clay
and attempt to evenly apply a layer
of it to the outer wall of your
pot. Try nor to make the layer too
WELLS thin, because you're going to want
FARGO it to be able to sustain mark , but
you don't want it too thick eitheL
Essentially, you want the layer to
stiJl be underneath the lip of the
pot and for it to ultimately stiJl
have the same hape that the pot
had originally.

aARTS
THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 17, 2015
Top: Happy Dagger's Cole Gann and Jesse Robertson
Left: Maya Bon gives her all at Suntan
Bottom Left: Shigeta serenades the crowd in Stamm.
Botton Right:A lexander Sowinski, drummer of
BADBADNOTGOOD, gets down with some gnarly beats.
KLC-PUOTNSA NOTHSEURC CESSDFAUYOL F S UNTAANN DS UNBURN
On Friday, April 10, KLC hosted Shigeta and BADBADNOTGOOD for their annual spring show In
Stamm. Earlier in the day, student bands took ?Ver the co-op at Sunburn's pre-game, Suntan.
ound, higeto had the crowd fusion of jazz, hip-hop and jams. as everyone pushed and shoved
BY KAYLIEE NGEL "Their funky
jiving. imilar to electronic artist It wouldn't be an exaggeration their way rowards the stage. fter
STAFFW RITER
low Magic, his performance style to say that literally everyone in the how, the lights turned back
tunes got the
Last Friday, pril 10, KLC included intricate rhythms on live tamm was dancing. BADBAD on and all the sweaty dancers
brought Lewis & Clark one drums over an electronic beat. crowd so jazzed OTG D's irresistible sound awkwardly met eye in the light.
of the most ~xciting unburn When asked what he thought made it impossible tO stand still. BADBAD OTGOOD stuck
Fe rival yet. It's hard to imagine of the how, Scott Berger fl 7) that crowd surfing Their set included some familiar around to chat \vith some of the
tamm feeling anything clo e to noted "It make you wonder what jams a they covered "Bastard" by audience member afterwards,
a concert venue, but thi time other electronic artists are doing Tyler the Creamras well a songs then proceeded to take a selfie
and stage jumping
around it really did. With higeto behind their computers." by Flying Lotus. Their funky with thi; audience. I even got the
as an opener, the energy in the Post- higem tamm wa became common tunes got the crowd o jazzed that chance to shake one of the mem
room was high de pite a small almost entirely full and ready for crowd surfing and stage jumping bers' hands. What an opportunity
crowd. BADBAD OTGOOD. The sights." became common throughout the to have. Thanks KLC.
Providing a trance-y electronic band's sound was an incredible night. The heavy jazz continued

ARTSg
APRIL 17, 2015 THE PIONEER LOG
Italian Style: An StudentsW orka t the Hearto ft he
3rdA nnuaWl orldM usicC oncert
Art Exhibit
Students come together for an eclectic music experience
BY JULIA STEVENS the seaside as a place to display
STAFFW RITER fashion. I also loved the sleek blue BY MADDIE TICKNOR improvisation based on Raga
velvet Gucci menswear suit. uch ARTS EDITOR Charukeshi.
fter months of hearing
suits were thought to express World Mu ic rodents gath Then, the Javanese Gamelan
friends rave about the Italian
great "sprezzatara," which refers ered in Evan udicorium, on ensemble filed on stage, seating
tyle exhibit at the Portland Art
to dressing with stylish noncha unday, April 12, co perform the themselves among the intricate
Mlf eum, I finally got a chance
lance. It was interesting to see songs, pieces and dances they had wooden and steel percussion in
to check it out for myself. The
that a line as prestigious -as Prada been practicing throughout the struments. The complex rhythms
show displays Italian fashion from
used a "do-it-yourself" dip dying semester. The Berkman/ ddy and interesting harmonie kept the
1945 to the pre ent, providing a
technique on a ilk dre s. Thi was World Music Concert ha been audience enthralled as the gong
comprehen ive look at the indu -
ttf fascinating progre ion. I thought co display a "pretty-ugly" held every pring for the pa t methodically rang.
style, which innovatively contra three years in memory of World The Ghanaian dance and
made my way through the show,
dicted conventional looks. The Music faculty member Franya drumming cla s made their way
I saw galleries filled with couture
Valentino evening dress, on the onco the stage to conclude the
o breathtaking that I would have "Beth Szczepanski
other hand, di played a clas ic el concert. The act began with an
done anything to take a garment
egance. Its cascading tiers of tulle thanked the audi well as upbeat fingerpicking tunes upbeat drum piece, then the
home as a souvenir.
descended into a gathered fishtail like the traditional piece "Zambra dancers literally leaped on stage,
Many agree that when it comes
hem over a crisscross pattern of ence as they hoot Rumba." spending the next five minutes in
to fashion, Italians know best.
oversized beadwork wa pure eye ext, the Zimbabwean Mbira a whirlwind of jump , kicks and
ince the end of the econd
candy. Also, the Vespa from my ed and hollered ensemble continued with the fin clap.
World War, the country has
favorite movie, "Roman Holiday," gerpicking. Led by their instructor, The world mu ic professor,
produced apparel with impeccable for the Ghanaian
was on display. athan Beck, th'e ensemble played Beth Szczepan ki, thanked the
style and out randing quality.
rom D Ice & Gabbana to Gucci By the end of my vi it to the dancers to con- interlocking melodies on the metal audience a they hooted and hol
museum, I began to look at these finger percussion instruments, lered for the Ghanaian dancers to
co Prada, Italy is filled to the brim . "
garments not as dresses or suits, nnue. amplified with carbon fiber gourd continue.
with renowned designers who
posse s a truely genius sense of but instead as wearable art. Just replicas. yea ate JO fOUWJ8
like paintings or sculptures, the e Berkman and Obo ddy. oon after, the audience geared the worldm usic communityat
fa ion.
article of clothing communicate The program kicked off with up as a sitarist Evan Ganick (16) LC,c :hedotu t thel llUSidce part-
ne of my favorite pieces
rich tories. They are hi torical ar solo flamenco guitar scudents who came on stage and began cun- ment'sp age at linkp osted
in the exhibit was the vibrant
tifacts, te carnems to the glamor serenaded the audience with weet ing his large string insrrument. below, and registerf oro at
mid-century Pucci wim uit. This
ous lifestyle of the Italian elite. lullaby-e que pieces, like "E cudio Ganick, accompanied by a tablas semestcgrlo .lcladr;.cdmuu/s ic_de
m numental garment introduced
o. 1" by Franci co Tarrega, a player, performed an intricate partmcnt
that's what I like. time I've played this bar, was
Awkward Silences With
KLC: How is it being in the LA backing her on drums for a tour.
independent music community? Maybe it was during that time or
PKP: It's really good, it's inspiring slightly after, but I think it was a
becau e in Ottawa people don't year or two ago and it was really
really do mu ic as their job but funny she asked kind of obscure
ID ID 1b cau I'm que tions and put the camera right
Alanis, she went to my local high surrounded by people who are up in your face! It was fun, I don't
CIARA DOLAN people think that I'm just Kelli, schoo~ he was a few years older really going for it and ambitious remember what she asked but
ARTS EDITOR & STAFF o some people ju t come up to than my big si cer but they were and inspired.' Lots of people can hopefully it will come out one day.
WRITER me and ay "Hi Kellil" It' emi at school with each other. he's live off their music which i really he's saving it for a rainy day.
Peach Kelli Pop originated as ob cure o I don't expect people cool, I totally respect Alanis. vril awesome and inspire me to con KLC: How was playing Burger- -
the mu ical project of Ottawa-na to know that reference, but that' Lavigne, not so much. I don't hate tinue playing. It's cool for it to be Go-Go?
ti e, Allie Hanlon (her playing and what it's from. her, I just feel like I can't relate to normal to play in band and go on PKP: It was really fun! That was
recording all instruments). he KLC: Your name ounds like it her at all. tour. Lots of jobs understand if Burger Records' girl-centered
ha since moved to the rock-n matche your mu ic either way KLC: Who are some of your you say you're going on tour and fe rival. The lineup was crazy. The
roll neverland that is Lo Angeles though. It sounds like tho e peach musical influences? scuff, which is nice. It' really nice focus wa that it was bands with
and added a full backing band to donut gummi.es. PKP: I like the Ramones, obvi being surrounded by people that girls in them, but it ju tended up
complete her intendo-6 punk PKP: Well, we do love candy. ously. They're like the coolest are trying and ambitiou . being all the best bands. It was the
sound. Her third album, "III," But that's kind of why I cho e it, band ever, I love them. I love KLC: We interviewed Colleen best Burger show we ever played.
is streaming on the ew York phonetically our name just kind of Cyndi Lauper, and girl groups like Green recently and we talked It just kind of howed like, yeah I
Times' website. ounds like the type of music that the Ronnettes. Phil pekcor, he' a about her" ncomfortably Close" guess the best bands just happen
we play. psycho but his mu ic rule . I like interviews and she said she did to have girls in them. We had such
KLC: ould you tell us a little KLC: Do you have ome favorite the really full, harmonic, melodic one with you can you tell us a a good time and there were really
about the new album? ttawa bands? sound with harmonies. J love the little about that? good vibes. It's definitely a fond
. PKP: Yeah cotally!T he new PKP: There's actually a lot of Ramones' super punk, fast, really PKP: Yeah! I was playing drums memory to look back on .
album is the third PKP alb~ band . The edatives don't play simple but effective. Less i more, for her, that was the only other KLC: Thanks so much!
and it's kind of a big deal for me now, but they're a band that
per onally becau e it's the fir t one include the \1 hite 'ires inger
that I recorded in a scudio. The which i the band that I play
fir t two I did just me playing all drum for. They're really g d
the instrument and mixing it and they're kind of gothy-punk but re
stuff and you can kind of tell it ally cool and catchy. There' more
was done by someone who didn't that I can't think of right now.
really know what they were doing KLC: o .AvrilL avigne and Alani
becau e it' pretty low fidelity. Mori sette are al o from the t
But this new album I was excited tawa area, do you feel any kin hip
to try something new and instill toward them?
trust in someone else where l was PKP: I feel a kinship coward Ala
alway to contr lling with my last ni he' a cool woman. Onawa's a
album and ort of worried that it pretty mall city. My parents were
wouldn't sound the way I wanted at a party with her parents and
it to. I wa ready to step outside they were ca ually talking and her
my com~ rt z ne, and it was parent were aying" ur daughter
totally w rth it becau e it ound plays music," and my parents were
bener and like a better ver ion of like " h ours too!" Then I gue s
Peach Kelli Pop. T'm happy that T other p ople there told my parents
tried that. that they were Alanis Mori ette'
KLC: Where'd you get the name parents. I'm not really on her level
Peach Kelli Pop? at all. I e's a small world, especially
PKP: Peach Kelli Pop i the name Ottawa since it isn't a big city. But
of a ong by Redd Kross, which I definitely feel a kinship with Peach Kelli Pop played the Know, April 6, on current her US tour.

·SPORTS
10
THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 11, 2014
PHOTOSC OURTESYO F LC ATHLETICS
Walking off into the Pioneer sunset
BASEBALL'S SENIORS SHARE THEIR INSIGHTS AS THEY CLOSE OUT THE SEASON
COMPILED BY crosseds,o mem eantt o be b11rned." backs in tough situations. been hard to come by. So, strive culture of hard work and playing
PETERM ELLING 1. My favorite memory is the 3. My favorite team is the Los to be the team that never has to the game the right way.
Arizona bus trip my freshman Angeles Angels, and my favorite look up from the bottom and earn 3. My favorite team is the an
SPORTS EDITOR
year. player is David Eckstein. respect, but consistently competes Francisco Giants, and my favorite
Following their final season of
2. I hope that future Pios learn 4. Work hard and don't piss off at the top. player is Daniel Descalso.
Lewis & Clack baseball, nine se
about getting your stride out of Coach Flynn. 5. As of right now I am apply 4. Don't put yourself in a posi
niors reflect on yearbook quotes,
the way early. 5. I plan on working in sports ing to grad school to go into the tion where you could think 'what
favorite memories, legacies, favor
3. My favorite team is the ticket sales. spores business program at the if;:'
ite teams and players, advice to
Oakland tbletics, and my favorite University of an Francisco and 5. I'm going to the Galapagos
future players and post-graduation
player i Rick Ankiel. Eric Hyun ('15) I have also been trying to talk to Islands to study rare species of
plans.
4. "If somebody ever asks you "Life is 10% whath appenst o people that I have met about pos tortoises.
to do something, do it really bad you and 90% ho1y1o1u reactt o it. " sible pathways to ike or Adidas. Kyle Tibbett ('15)
Evan Gray ('15)
so you never have to do it again" -CharlesR Swindoll But while I am doing that I will ''I think I throwt he ball as hard
"I hate whenI 'm on a flight and -Paris Hilton 1. I think I have two, but I be up in Portland for the s~er as·a '!}one.T ht qa/1ju st doesn'gt et
I wake 11pw ith a waterb o_ttlnee xt 5. I'm going to become an coaching youth baseball
would have to say the long bus therea sf ast. " -Eddie Bane
to me, like, ohg reat nowI gotta be Army pecialist.
ride down to Arizona my sopho 1. My favorite memory would
responsibflaer this waterb ottle". Michael Kinkenon ('15)
more year, or a leaping catch to definitely be the bus trip to Ari
-Ka'!}eW est Alex Heimbrodt ('15) keep the game tied against Whit ''When life thr011y1os1 1a curve zona in freshman year.
1. My fondest LC Baseball 'j' lay the co11rs11e - . My grandfather man my fre hman year, and hitting ball sit back and drivei t the other 2. The effective high changeup
memory was probably the bus 1. My fondest memory is beat a double the next inning to help wqy.,, (not to be confused with the inef
ride back from Whitworth my ing Linfield this year. beat Whitman my sophomore 1. There have been so many fective high changeup).
sophomore year.-We had just won 2. I hope to leave behind a year. great times, but I'd have to say the 3. My favorite player is Jamie
back to back series and the energy competitive mindset and positive 2. I hope to leave behind a most recent would be winning on Moyer.
on the bus was super positive and outlook on the game of baseball mindset to the underclassmen of Senior Day with my entire family 4. Hang in there, even if things
fun. that the team can use in the com what is to be expected of a Lewis there. start to get rough.
2. I hope to have left behind a ing years. & Clark baseball player both men 2. I hope to leave behind a 5. I'll be working in Vermont
culture of hard work and brother 3. My favorite team is the an tally and physically. tradition of family and hard work for the VT Department of Fish
hood. I think my whole class Francisco Giants, and my favorite 3. My favorite team is the Oak that all of us seniors worked and Wildlife during the summer.
would say that over the course of player is Madison Bumgarner. land Athletics. hard over our four years at LC to After that, I plan to go to Hiram,
four years we have all bonded and 4. Leave it all out on the field, 4. I would advise future players establish. OH for a year to live with my girl
become very close. I hope that the and remember that your hard to understand and to really invest 3. My favorite team is the t. friend and work while she finishes
classes after us continue to bond work will always pay of£ their trust and time into the goals Louis Cardinals, and my favorite her final year of college.
and be as tight-knit as the team 5. I plan on finally resting my that are set from year to year, player is Yadier Molina.
ha been over my four years. pitching arm. because the program is in a better 4. Keep workin hard and stick Andrew Traver ('15)
3. My favorite team is th~ place than what we started with, together, because uccess is on the ''Life is like box ofc hocolat.e..s "
eattle Mariners, and my favorite Hayden Higger ('15} but there is still a lot more to be horizon.
1. I think my fondest moment
player is Adam Jone . ' ine!Jfe et betweenh omep late done. Once individual and team 5. I'm starting to look for
was being tuck in the middle of
4. I would say enjoy your time andf irst mqy be the closesmt an has goals are achieved they cannot be coaching opportunities.
nowhere for 19 hours.
as a baseball player. Enjoy the everc omet op erfection". -Red mith put away for good, but must be 2. I hope the seniors and I have
friends around you, and realize 1. Even though it wa rough consistently done throughout the Ryan Strombom {'15) left the program with the frame
that it is suppo ed to be fun. Play at the time, I'll never forget our season. I would also advise future "It'sw haty ou getf rom gamesy ou work to build an elite team.
everyday like it your la t, becau e bus breaking down in the middle players to stick with the program loset hat is extreme/yin ,portant."- 3. My favorite team is the an
four year go fast. of Arizona la t year and getting putting in full dedication that goes Pat Rilry Franci co Giants.
bly 5 tr . y I a a m nd n g o t t r o e a g l r ly ad s u u a re te , pr c o h b o a o l. h t o r u an rs d . e d at a ga tation for 19 a ti b m o e v e . G an e d tt i b n e g y o th n e d p ju ro st g ra e m t p r c a o c t t h ic e e Ariz 1 o . n M a y d f u a r v in o g ri t F e r i e s s t h h m e a b n u s y e tr a i r p . to gam 4 e . I o 'd f t f e a l i l l u th r e e m , le b ar a n e t b o a c ll o i p s e a
2. I hope that the team main top is a harder uphill battle than 2. I hope to leave behind a with it.
Ellis "EJ" Hand ('15) tain a culture of working hard mo t teams in our conference widely re peered program with a 5. I'm planning on playing ball
''Someb ndgesa re meantt o be and alway having each other' have to face, because succe s ha in urope.
PHOTOSC OURTESYO F LC ATHLETICSD, ESIGNB Y PETERM ELLING

- SPOl{TS,,
APRIL 17, 2015 THE PIONEER LOG
Senior Spotlights: Class 2015 P-ioneers
fun time, from great racing against
CREW
hard competition, to exploring the
venue (with all the fun vendor ),
Siri Demarche ('15) to dancing up and d wn the bu
aisles and in the hotel r om , and
What is your fondest memo the sun! Just hanging \vith the
ry from LC rowing? entire team and getting to know
Hmm, it's hard to choo e each other well.
ju t one. Fini hing a really real! What advice would you give
difficult race, knowing that you to future LC rower ?
couldn't rO'\Va nother troke and n each day, always be present
that there are even (eight includ and always give it your all, what-
ing the cox wain) other girls who ver your all i on that day. Talk
feel the same way. There is an to each other, you'll have awful
un p ken trong mutual re pect day and you'll have great days.
and trust for each other in a sport Through both, your teammates
that require teamwork at the will be there with you.
highest level. • What are your post-grad
What was your favorite event plan ?
during our career? Heading to Bo ton to attend
WIR.i\ (We tern Intercollegiate the In titute of R wing Leader
Rowing ssociation hampion ship for a year. fter that, who TRACK& FIELD Kory Andersen ('15)
ships) is always fun! The entire knows! Likely coaching.
team takes a very 1 ng bu ride If you were to have a year
d wn to acramento to compete book quote, what would it be? Ali Brauer ('15) What is your fondest memo
with everal west coast ream - "It's better to be ab olutely ry from LC track & field?
DI, DII, DIII, club, master , ere. ridiculous than ab olutely boring." What is your fondest memo pring track weather: rain,
teams are all there. It's alway a -Marilyn Monroe ry from LC track & field? unshine, hail, repeat.
othing compare co running What do .you hope to leave
teeplecha e: even and a half laps behind?
Nora Sears ('15) when we rowed at the an Diego with five barrier and one water ever, ever scop trying to get
Classic. \1 e had really hare! compe pit per lap. It's both gut-wrenching better. Injuries and set-backs are
titions and rowed two pieces that and a ton of fun. opportunities for comebacks!
What is your fondest memo we were really proud of. We were What do you hope to leave Al o, take advantage of every
ry from LC rowing? able to make the changes we want behind? re ource that the athletic depart
ne of my fonde t memories ed effectively for our second race. I hope co leave behind my ment offers!
was racing at \VIRA novice year. Ir We all could tell that every other work ethic and my love for racing. What advice would you give
was at the end of our season and person in the boat cared about What advice would you give to future LC tudent-athlete ?
we got to travel to acramenro to the race, was willing to work hard to future LC student-athletes? It's a gift to be able co keep
race against a lot of other teams. and excited to see what we could Academic and athletics will competing and doing what you
It wa really fun to see how much accompli h together. work concurrently to foster per- love. Do right by it!
we could accomplish with the What advice would you give onal growth thr ughout your ca What are your po t-grad
people we had been learning to to future LC rowers? reer. The self-discipline, attention plans?
row with all year. The advice I would give to fu co detail and teamwork skills you This Augu t I'll be starting
What do you hope to leave ture rower i become a coxswain! build on the field, court, track and at the niversity of innesota.
behind? What are your po t-grad in the pool will transfer directly There I will earn a two year mas
1 hope that I leave behind a plans? co the clas room, and vice versa. ter degree in rban and Regional
team that understand that hard ray in Portland and figure it Take advantage of it! Planning. Go ophers!
work and fun can go hand in hand out as I go! What are your po t-grad If you were to have a send
if you have the right attitude, and If you were to have a year plans? off quote, what would it be?
always listen to your cox wain. book quote, what would it be? I will be attending the ruver 1- "Continu u effort -not
What was your favorite event " omething important had ty of Washingt n to get my :MSi n strength or intelligence -i the key
during your career? happened there. H w could he pplied Math and trying t figure to unlocking our potential."
My favorite event wa this ear help loving it!" -Abel' Island out what I want to d £i r a Ph.D. -Winston hurchill.
Glenna Andrews ('15) much like a good ol' fashion now Athlete dvisory ommittee, I'm ure to find ome time to a live a
ball fight, paracularly when every leaving campus a little bit better cory worth telling.
one formed a unified front to take than I found it. What are your po t-grad
What i your fonde t memo on our coach. • What advice would you give plan?
ry from LC track & field? What do you hope to leave to future LC tudent-athletes? I'm staying in Portland. I'm
Practicing in the snow, not behind? Llfe is hectic, academics is going to get out and enjoy the
the most conducive conditions Leave behind? That's a chal time-intensive, athletics is de beauty of the Pacific orthwe t
for practice. The team got some lenging one. I won't be lea ing manding. But in the end, every and share that with others.
quality work in and then began a school record or some great thing that needs to get done will If you were to have a send
throwing the snow. It ju t seemed legacy, but I hope through my get done. o, try not to stress in off quote, what would it be?
like the natural progre sion for involvement and community er the meantime becau e everything " ..J et's go exploring!" Calvin
a group of throwers. There i n't vice, particularly with the tudent- will be fine, you'll be fine. Make and Hobbes
Also, don't pitch the ball over the the people around you, and do be a student first. We are lud.-y
SOFTBALL-
catcher's head on an intentional everything that you can, that is all enough to go co a chool where
walk with a runner on tb.4:d,i n that matter . I want those joining you are able to participate and
Madison Hollenbeck ('15) the bottom of the seventh (even the program to have that same strive in both aspects, don't let one
if there is a perfectly placed pole love l have had and ultimately suffer because of the other.
What is your fondest memo behind the plate), unles you want strive to leave thi program better What are your post-grad
ry from LC softball? everyone to have a heart attack. then when they started. plans?
My favorite memory ha to be bout out to the oftball Gods What advice would you give I'm currently applyi:ng--J>-U-.._,._,_ ! _
from my ophomore year, playing that had my back that day! to future LC student-athletes? le is kind of weird that I won't be
again t the defending nati na1 What do }'.OU hope to leave Cherish the time you have in coming back to Portland in four
champion , Pacific Lutheran behind? the Pioneer unifi rm. cliche months for another school year.
University. We had been killed by I hope to leave behind my a it is, it goes by way fa ter than o as of now I'm just trying to
them in the fir t three games, and work ethic and passion for this you can ever imagine and before brace myself £i r the real world.
I don't think they thought we bad scho 1a nd for the oftball pro you know it, you'll be a graduat If you were to have a end
any chance, but we did it. We beat gram. l have left everything on ing enior, leaving behind the very off quote, what would it be?
them 1-0 and it wa a compl te the field thes pa t four year and thing you have dedicated your life "If you re peer the game in all
team win. I can hone tly ay it all I can ask is that my teammates to. 1 also encourage you co reach its glor}', if y u do it with pa i n,
wa one of the mo t defining do the same. The results may not out, and engage with people on then it \viii pay you back in way
moments in my L career and alway be there, but when y u campu ou id f_y our comfort you could never imagine" Caitlin
omething I will never forget. 1ove what you are doing, and I ve zone, and really allow your elf co Lowe

12 THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 17, 2015
Crisis on campus: The Pioneer Log goes bankrupt
Like Jim Morrison said, "This is maybe the end, beautiful friend."
DREW MATLOVSKY
the course of several months, the school's newspaper, most
STAFFW RITER
there have been vicious rumors notably co Garry Blassner, who
fter 837 year , 26 day of corporate malfeasance, is suing our publication for
and three hour , the Pioneer embezzlement, and a private defamation.
Log finally looks to be in dire 'slush fund' for vacations in Luckily, there remains hope
straight . Due to a budget Hawaii. Edicor-in-Chief of for the PioLog, a groups
di pute, a serious League the PioLog, Guadalupe Triana, and clubs across campu have
of Legends addiction, and a was unable co be reached for graciously agreed to pick up
salacious scandal involving a comment on these assertions, the work of the chool' once
mannequin, the head of English a he had a "hang -I mean running newspaper. C B,
department, a new -reporter, otherwise known as Campus
"the PioLog's
and a birthday cake, the Piolog's ctiviry Board, ha agreed co
budget has been effectively distribute copies of the new
most prized
slashed, leaving Lewis & Clark's PioLog, on the condition they
3rd best rodent-run newspaper possessions ... are allowed co post flyers,
effectively penniless. spam emails and hold book
"In my opinion, and a will be available burning parries ahead f time
opinion editor, thi i fucking announcing their arri al. For
for auction at an
blueberries, man" aid Brady writer , the student run mu ic
Antonelli, pinion Editor, web ite, The mbrella, ha
undisclosed date."
who is currently 'working the offered co write article on the
night ' in the Red Light district condition that, "they're not
headache" at l 0:25 a.m. on a
of Portland, R. "From a coo mainstream," and they can
Tuesday.
atirical per pective, there is dedicate the last page of every
nothing funny here," said Daniel In an effort tO save money, issue co a painting of Kurt
the PioLog has auctioned off
Elliot, homeless, disheveled, Cobain.
several items. handwritten
and warming with rats in In this time of great struggle,
letter from Joseph talin a life
cardb ard refrigerator cutout I feel J must remind our readers
sized statue of Lucifer, and the
box. Daniel was the edicor of of what Winston Churchill once
blood of Jesus Christ are all said
the Backdoor, the newspaper' said in his famous addre s co a
co be among the PioLog's most
satirical ection, located on war-worn Britain in the mid t of
prized possessions, and will Illustrationb y Daniel Elliott
page 3. "It's actually quite the most ruthles war humaniry
be available for auction at an As part of our downsizing, the Pioneer Log has significantly
sad. I'm homeless and ·haven't has ever faced. He said. "Bitch,
undi closed date. The proceeds reduced its illustration budget. We still feel, however, that the
eaten in three days." There al o real G's move in ilence-li.ke
will go co fixing any damages quality of our cartoons is up to our standards of quality.
seems co be problem with the la agna." Truly, inspirational.
and personal debts caused by
PioLog's management. ver
Like a viagra advert once said, "We shall rise again"
Worry not loyal readership, in the spirit ·of President Wilson, we have written a 14 point plan, minus 11 points
DANIEL ELLIOTT
BACKDOOR EDITOR
Sell water to the
Despite this great crisis, Californians
we at the Pioneer Log remain Learn from history Sav $$$ on letering.
s I rolled into the Inland Empire
committed to providing our
reader with the completely If hi tory has taught us anything, with a cooler full of bottled water As rims get tuff, evryl must lern
serious, joke free non-satirical its that get rich quick plans always and tale of 10 minute long showers, to bukel down. doptin a mor simpl
content they have come to work without a hitch. Just look at the natives, in awe, flocked to me vocablry, & xcludin leters from wrds
expect, e pecially of The post World War One Germany. and performed their traditional song maks savin that mch esier, aftr al,
One minute, they are knee deep in and dance of Alt-J, Drake and David
Backdoor. With this in mind, wrds a'nt chep. I'm sur our redershp
s ere inflation and the post war Guetta, apparently called "Coachella"
we are unveiling our newest wil undrstnd if we must, in this rim
hairbrained schemes and economy blu s, the n t they've risen in the native tongue. I wa heralded of g8 strugle, cut sum cmers if it
to become th • as a king and showered in their quaint -=----
get rich quick plots to keep mens maintanin a long la tin jrnalfsnc
baubles: bead , stone arrowhead ,
our elves precariously afloat for ttaditon. uls, the globlisticn 8ure
left over !phone chargers, all because
another year. I mean, we could of mdm jrnaWmm eans tht ppl want
of my water, which I was told by my
just hope that the rodent body 2 I, bat
C0Da,..u.•,J1!11\V
guide and translator (Californian is
actually pays the 20 tudent 2
a fickle dialect) is quite rare in their
media fee in order to fund
region. The way I ee it, we end a kid
our elves in more, umm legal
on work tudy down to the border
manners, but who want co do
every month and cash in on the
that, right?
increa ed demand. imple economics,
right?
"'The Backdoor is a work of humor and fiction