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Volume 84, Issue 4

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2015-03-20

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Volume 84, Issue 4
Friday, March 20, 2015
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NEWS
2 THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 20, 2015
STAFF
Identity Crisis:t he 53rd I.A. Symposium
Editor-in-Chief
Guadalupe Triana
Managing Editor This year's International Affairs Symposium tackles the idea of identity in a globalized world
John Rogers
EDITORIAL
News
Drake 1acFarlane,
~lcghan Zea
Opinion
Brady . \monelli
Features
llie lcRaich
Kacie aphas
Art
Cameron Crowell,
faddie Ticknor
Sports
Rocky k eff,
llluslraloonb y David Shapiro
Peter felling
BY MADDIE BARTO ist Murcaza Hussain. The Intercept, according to the committee, citing this contenci n
ccording to ray, the plan symposium web ite. as one of the mo c important con-
Backdoor STAFFW RITER
ning committee ha b en working n the inspiration for the iderations the team made when
Daniel Elliott
ext month, Lewi & Clark ince the first week of school theme of the symposium, Gray reviewing possible peakers.
will be welcoming academics, to organize the event. The team aid, "When Lincoln and I were The com.mitte said that chi
LC Style
ambassadors and journalists co i cornpo ed of b ch Gray and talking lase pril, we were trying year's sympo ium ha great poten
Jesse Merchant
participate in a series of debates Boyd, in addition to twelve ru to look at current confuccs in the tial to appeal to even those out ide
on identity in a globalized world. dents from every cla s year. When world at the time." eeing that the International £fairs and
IDU8ttation Editor
From pril 4 - pril 6, the looking for rudents to join the identity is something not widely Political cience-major .
Mourning ky Harris
Internacional ffairs department committee, Gray aid they wanted discussed in the field of Interna 'We have speakers coming
will be holding their 53rd Annual to find "creative, open minded cional ffairs, she aid that they chat aren't just IA theorises," Gray
Photo Editor
ymposium. This year's theme is and thoughtful" people. wanted to try bringing it to the said. "The speaker sessions will
Cassandra Broadwin
"The Dynamics of Identity: Char The committee is especially forefront of the discussion. be very approachable and not just
acterizing Conflict in a Globalized excited over General Clark' visit ccording co Gray, when theoretical."
SocialM edia and WebM anager
World." co campus. Clark will debate on looking for peakers for the In pa c years, Internacional f
Eva Goellner
The event is co-chaired by the topic of foreign fighters and ympo ium, they wanted individu fairs ymposia have often focused
aroline Gray (17) and Lincoln the threat they pose. al who not only have a lot to say on more traditional discussion
Copy Chief
Boyd fl 5), and will feature twelve "He's a four- tar general and a about the various debate topic in topics such as security and power.
Maria Saracino-Lowe
speakers from around the world brilliant man," Gray said. "He was relation to identity, but also have While some topics this year
coming together to debate topics the upreme Allied Commander opposing viewpoints in order to will discuss power, all sessions will
CopyEditon
of identity, including se ions on of ATO and led ATO forces make the debates more lively. have ome relation to identity and
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ethnic di pute , religious freedom, to victory in the Kosovo War. " ometimes we found people connect to other areas of srudy.
Josh Freeman,
and Western interventionism. The We're o excited to have him." who we thought would fit, but 'We wanted it to be very in
HaydenHigger.
symposium will culminate in a Clark will debate Hussain. a then they weren't contentious terdisciplinary and available or at
BeccaL ill
debate between keynote speaker national ecuricy and civil liberties enough," said Kacarina Grohs tractive to lots of different fields,"
General Wesley Clark and journal- journalist at online publication (17), a member of the planning Gray said.
CONTRIBUTORS
Staff Writen:
BringingL C togethert hroughf urry friends
Ru s Alton, Maddie Barto,
:hannon Boerner,
Ciara Dolan,
Anya Hall, Drew MatJovsky Human-Animal Studies Conference bridges gap between the two campuses
Julie Oatfield,
Will Owen, Zane Pais
John Trupin, Harrison Smith,
Julia Stevens, BY JULIE OATFIELD ago," said Claire Howe (14), a srudies programs according co by the Bu inc , Environmental
Ashley Wamboldt Law chool graduate. David Rosengard n, Animal Law and nimal law programs, and is
STAFFW RITER
Howe earned an advanced tudent and former Forest ea another example of the kind of
Illustrators: Pale blue posters around cam degree in animal law (LL.M) from Director. collaborative work that will benefit
David Shapiro pus lase week were subtle remind the law chool lasc year while "We've had undergradu- our move towards a sustainable
ers of what's actually a very strong organizing L ' first interdisciplin ate audit [animal] law courses," HA program."
iniciaciver olling aero s all three ary Human Animal rudies (HA ) Ro engardeo aid. "This past The food law conference cov
OPERATIONS Lewis & lack campu es. Conference. Monday we had a lawyer, the ered animal is ue ranging from
The Human Animal tudies ccording to Beau Brough- gentJeman who founded Direct farm animal welfare law in the
BUSINESS MANAGER Conference was held in Thayer ton (14), undergraduate alumni ccion Everywhere (an open uropean nion co American "ag
Steven Adamou on March 13, with the goal of and former leader of undergrad re cue organization), come to gag" laws which target activist
di cus ing "the importance of animal rights group Animal ol campus to give a talk about open who document animal abu e in
FACULTYA DVISOR human-animal srudies and how leccive, "The success of the first rescue, animals in agriculture, and factory farms.
Molly Robinson Kelly this revolutionary area of research interdisciplinary conference in animal law.T hat was really largely The Graduate chool of Coun
can bridge the gap between LC's January 2014 really proved that sponsored by the undergrad seling & Education discussed
STAFFA DVISOR campuses while offering students there was a significant amount of [Animal Collective] group. We try pursuing more animal therapy
JasoFnei ner an incredibly rich, diversified aca interest among the three campus to make sure that we have way to education at this month's confer
demic experience." es. We have the Center for Animal get undergraduates here too. We'll ence.
To ubscribc;p leasee mail: Representatives from the Col Law tudie (CALS) at the law be inviting them to the Animal peaking of her work~~
piolog@gmail.com. lege of ts and cience , the Law chool, a handful of professors Law Review ymposium on pril the nonprofit Humane Educa------
choo~ and the Graduate chool and tudents interested in human 3. We've also had undergrads vol tion dvocace Reaching Teach-
To placea n advcrtiscmcnt, of Counseling & Education animal studies on the undergradu unteer at the Animal Law-Confer ers (HEART), Howe reinforced
pleasee mail:· encouraged student and fac- ate campu , and an impressive ence." the importance of human animal
piologbm@gmail.com ulty alike co continue developing counseling community with Rosengarden and his colleagues srudies: "The LC HAS collabora-
cour ework, events and support similar interests on the graduate were·even able co work with un tion ju c made so much sen e
The Pioneer Log serves to network to promote the rudy of campus. The next seep, it seem , dergraduate debaters this semes given that human-animal cudies
inform the Lewis & Clark com human-animal relationships. is to bring everyone together to ter when preparing for a debate and humane education are so
munity on i sues of concern to "I started the collaboracion ensure that each campus is able co conference on Animal Law. imilar. E entially what we're talk
students. Advertisements, Letters a a graduate assistant for Pamela hare their respective offerings as Director of the Animal Law ing about, in b th fields, i how co
to the Editor and Editorials do Fra ch, s iscancD ean f the much as po ible." Clinic Kathy Hessler added, "We think critically and subsequently
not necessarily reflect the opinions Animal Law Program & Execuci e The undergraduate campus has had an all day fo d law confer co-exi c ethically and sustainably
of The Pioneer Log or u..~is & Director of the enter for nimal collab rated with the law school ence here at the Law ch ol on with our natural w rid." •
Clark College. Law rudies, about 2 1/ 2 years in a few endeavors to offer animal March 13. It was co- p nsored

NEWS3
MARCH 20, 2015
THE PIONEER LOG
Petition for airwaves: KLC Board
pushes for broadcasting classes
Students advocate for broadcasting classes and a reevaluation of credit assignment on the board
BY MEGHANZ EA said that broadca ting course The other major a peer of the
NEWS EDITOR with fewer barri rs to acce could petition a ked for a reevaluation
be a critical development in the of the practicum credit RHMS
In an effort to create a greater community. 244. urr ntly, general manag-
impact on campus, the KL "I think a lot of people write ers of the KLC board receive
board crafted a petition t pu h off radi as being a dying media two credits per semester, while
for the addition of broadcasting form, but we totally disagree," other b ard members receive one
courses to RHMS curriculum. McClain said. "Especially with practicum credit per semester.
The p tition written in internet radio alway developing "The current a ignment
o ember and December of and I know we have anywhere be of credit does not line up with
Fall 2014, toted two main goal : tween 60-100 DJs each year and] the format of the KLC Board,"
creati n of broadca ting cour es know they are interested in at least the petition say . "The amount
in the Rhetoric and Media rudies playing mu ic on the air." of work each member puts in
department and a review of the Boerner claims that the RHMS depends on their position, the
credits board members receive. board review this year provides workload of events for the semes
The petition has received nearly "the perfect platform for us to ay ter, and the amount of effort the
130 ·tudent signarures so far. this is something that needs to be member is willing to put in."
hannon Boerner ('15), former investigated."
Students showing
General Manager of KL led the Daena Goldsmith, profes or
initiative in an effort to increase of Rhetoric and Media rudie
initiative is really
KLC's academic involvement. and department chair, maintains
that the major i at a turning point
big on this campus
~'I think a lot of
with the upcoming retirement
of profes or Peter Chrisr~son and it's important
people write off
and the potential to hire a new
radio as being a professor with a specific focus in to support the
media. While the department is
efforts of our
dying media form, intrigued by the idea of offering
broadcasting clas e , they may nor
peers. ))
but we totally have enough faculty or a professor
equipped with the knowledge to
disagree."
teach it. The petition proposes that the
"(The KLC petition] is one credits board members receive
can remain exciting and free for !um. For us to give credit it has to
"I had this huge vi ion of rea11yi mportant, really thought match up with the amount of
students," the petition said. be theory to practice."
making KLC more into an inte out piece of information about hours they put into work. The
While the petition advocates Boerner believes that LC
gral part of the LC experience," what a good number of students petition also asserts that KLC is
for an adjustment ro the amount should support the petition be
B erner aid. "I wanted to have it would like co see," Goldsmith unable to pay their board mem
of credit students can earn, it may cause of KLC's lasting effect on
integrated into the academic side said. "Part of the problem is that bers like other clubs after all of
not be possible through RHM . campus.
of campus. . Ot only to better we are the fifth largest major on their events.
''It may be that there are some "KLC has proven to be a really
the station, [bur] because the DJs campus, with one of the small- "The increase in asking price
types of experiential learning at important part of student's live
would know more about radio but est faculties. For u to offer any for performers combined with
KLC that connect with our cur on this campus," Boerner said. "I
also to make the academic side new class, we have to figure our the decreased number of students
riculum," Goldsmith said. ''There think students showing initiative is
more invested and not just the what doesn't gee offered. We also paying the student media fee has
may be other positions where peo really big on this campus and it's
tudent ide, I felt like it would be have to think about what kind of created a climate in which KLC
ple are getting great experience, important to support the efforts
more sustainable." faculty expertise we have and right carefully monitors every dol-
they're working a lot of hours, but of our peers."
Anna McClain ('15), Co now we don't have anybody with lar of its budget to ensure that
they don't engage in our curricu-
General Manager of KLC, al o that expertise." performances such as unburn
201C5 OMMENCSEPMEEAANKNTE NRO UNCED:
AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR RON SUSKIN D TO DELIVER COMMENCEMENT SPEECH
Pulitzer prize winning author Ron Suskind
has been selected to deliver the commencement
speech to the graduating. class of 2015. A gradu
ate of University of Virginia and Columbia
University School of Journalism, Suskind's long
and meaningful career has led him to
cross paths with noteworthy individuals
ranging from aspiring inner-city students to
Presidents Barack Obama.
LeJ11is& Clark College 2015 Co,mmncement
May 9, 2015

4·QPINION
THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 20, 2015
Exploringt he benefitso f a broadcastinge lective
BY SHANNON BOERNER
STAFFW RITER
Two years ago, on a blustery and the resources I had at hand,
afternoon in April, the KLC including my father's thirty-year
Board headed co Corvalli for the career in broadcasting, there wa
weekend. ~ e had the opportunity ab olucely no way co pend in
co be involved in th orthwe t KLC even half the time other
College Radio onference ac r cation ' manager could pend
egon care niversity, where we in their station. Tho e other
learned about other local cation manager had the ability to create
and explored K-BVR, the enioricy list., give DJ multiple
radio station. nly a handful of hour es ion like a professional
cation made an appearance, but station, create prococol, and most
everyone was eager to present importantly, educate their DJs.
their hard work and learn new There wa a high level of profes
per pectives in radio. e expect sionalism and many requirement
ed our dinky little station co be co be on air.
way behind the time , especially On the other side of the spec
con idering that our cohort in trum, KLC provides a place for
this meeting were larger ch ls rudcnt to relax and play their
such as niversity of Oregon, music extra-loud bursting their
reg n Instiruce of Technology, eardrum and melting their stress
and Ea tern rcgon Univer ity. away. . And there i ab lucely
urprisingly, many pc pie were n thing wr ng with that. KLC
impressed by our station: the has been responsible for ome
vi ually appealing web ice full of very successful events and con
information the variety of social certs, ha a high level of rudent
media platform , and the large participation, and has developed 70 or more DJs each semester Mucp of this knowledge is cures of support on a petition
number of DJs that had partici relationships with artists and pro ab ut radi while still attending taught within the Rhetoric & that detailed the propo al for a
pated that semester. c the time, I moters both inside and outside co their own busy chedules. For Media rudie dcparonent, but broadca ring elective. 86 of tho e
did not fully understand why they the Portland area. this reason, I_b elieve that there our team at the station repre ents students indicated a level of
were so hocked at our high par However, many of the sru should be a broadcasciog elective a variety of majors. It is unfair co interest in taking the broadcast
ticipation levels. ow, I recognize dents want co know more: Why course available co help support ask a student co cake an additional ing course. Of the 48 re p n
the amount of time and effort isn't KLC on the air? How does and maintain KL 's presence on four-credit RHMS course co be dents who indicated a high level
that go inco training and educat the Federal Communications campus. a part of the radio station. ot of interest, over 70% were not
ing each DJ. ommi sioo (FCC) work and Broadcasting has a long his co mention, many of the courses RH 1 majors. Furthermore, 33%
t many of these other where do they gee their power? tory reaching back to 1906, made that focus on media theory have of re pondent were not involved
chools, the cations, while stu What happens co radio and mu popular by ignificant event prerequisite or are filled up with KL Radio in any way.
dent-run, have a station manager sic in this increasingly digital at such as FDR's Fireside Chats quickly by RHM majors. There There is clearly a de ire for
who is a part of the administra mo phere? The students running and the "War of the Worlds," fore, having a one- or two-credit more knowledge about broad
tion. This person is a pare or full KLC are a tremendous group, broadca t by r on Well . More elective would allow for rudencs casting from srudents at LC.
time employee olely dedicated talented and intelligent in many recently, college radio ha been inside and outside the major co broadcasting elective would
co th station. t the time, I was different areas. With the number responsible for the surge of cake a cour e chat would benefit answer questions about digital
a nineteen-year- Id ophom r f activitie alread put together alternative r ck and iodie rock in their broadca ring abilities and radio and the CC. Most impor
., RA taking 18t credits and start by the station, it would be impos the 1980' -90's. Label continue would not add a tremendous tantly, it would apply and connect
ing my first full semester as a sible for any one of the board co turn to c liege cation with amount of work to their already the theories of media and social
member of The Merryweather . members co answer all of these new music in the hope of reach bu y chedulc . justice chat we learn in clas to
De pice my background in radio que tion and properly teach all ing young audiences. KLC acquired 105 signa- our everyday activities.
Thec osto f the munchiesW: hat you're really payingf or
BY DREWM ATLOVSKY
STAFFW RITER
Lets face it. We've all been ing for Maggies, they do pricing
there. It's 11:19 p.m. on a at for all their scores," Mac men
urday or perhaps 4:26 p.m. on tions, leading co a higher co t,
a Friday, and for ome reason as laggie can't buy in bulk and
- maybe you've taken, smoked, charge cheaper prices, like larger
or drunk something, or maybe scores can.
you simply skipped lunch - an The solution co 5 Kom
undeniable urge has taken over bucha fees and dwindling Aex
you. You're hungry. Bue you're points? Take a bus. Or don't
n c just hungry in the liberal drink Kombucha. There's a mag
ense of the word your stom ical world out there for people
ach' g c the rumblie that only who leave campu and travel to
faggie' can ati fy. Y u crave grocery scores co buy items in
a meal worthy of an lympian, bulk. They charge le and_you'U
or a bag of family size Funyuns save a ton f money. faggic' is
and a qui hy chair co g bble it there for convenience and they
all down. know it. They charge a higher
It' generally accepted knowl price becau e they can't afford
edge that laggie's is overpriced the l"amily ize version of the the larger context. Maggi ' , at kombucha in ur underwear at co c mpcte with Fred feyer,
compared co, say, Fred Meyer, bag. l t also certainly feels over it heart, "i more comparable 11: 15 p.m., and Therefore aren't and becau e they know cud nts
but no one eems co ask why ·priced when yncrgy Kombu co a /11 - it's a convenience given the monetary benefits of will pay for it. If you're spending
it's such an pricey antidote to cha i given the same price as a score" eneral Bon . \ppecic buying fr m a big chain. fag 15 on re e ery~U-i>-
chat arurday night fever. ure bridge coll, ( 5) or a lonely bag manager Mac Lary aid, and gie' al o doe n t have the pur to faggic' , maybe it' time co
it's expensive when you dish out of 30 cent CT JI popcorn is therefore it charge (inAaced) cha ing power of larger chain start shopping omewhere else,
3.50 for a bag of hex Mix hiked up co a dollar. convenience tore prices. We uch a Target or Fred feyer. or give in co the fact that you're
when the lovely mega-chain But we need to look at the are adly paying for the c nve "We purchase in much smaller paying not only for the food but
charge you the same price for price of Maggie's groceries in nience of buying pop-carts and v9lumes, we d individual pric- for the convenience.
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6 THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 20, 2015
A Dog Day Afternoon:
Elizabeth Bennett & Rhubarb
BYK ATIEN APHAS& His fame is intimidating, but she
JULIEO ATFIELD thinks they could at least be good
ILLUSTRATIONB Y SKY HARRIS
The tudy often referred Yeah, it can be. But that' okay. FEATUREESD ITOR friends.
I'm a queerw omanw ho to ~s never explicitly cited, and Being sexually active requires STAFFW RITER PL: Definitely. Does she have any
hasn'th adm uchs exual Googling "lesbian rates of TD some responsibility, and being up International Affairs professor favorite spots on campus?
experien e, buta m stiff transmission" will give you many front and honest is important. If Elizabeth Bennett usually deals EB: othing beats a soak in the
worrieda bouts exually results, some finding transmi sion you don't know your status, don't with issues on a global scale. How fountain between Bio-Psych and
rates are higher, while others ay pretend that you do. ome TDs ever, she took a short break to talk JR Howard Hall
transmittedd iseasesa nd they are lower. and Tis show no symptoms; you about her dog, Rhubarb. PL: She's actually currently wet
infectionsH. ow can I One of the problems is iden do not know you are negative until PioLog: How did you and Rhu from swimming in there. Do you
haves afes ex? tifying what constitutes lesbian you are tested. barb first meet? have a favorite memory together?
love, ex. ot all people who engage ome options for afer queer Elizabeth Bennett Rhubarb and E&. When I got married, she
DentalD am(n,W hy in vaginal-vaginal/v aginal-oral/ sex include dental dams, condoms I have been together since she was walked me up the trail to our wed
vaginal-digital sex are lesbians, and and gloves. Dental dams are thin six weeks old. We met in Montana ding. She was only two months
Wasn'tI Taughta bout
not all lesbians have vagina . Are sheets of plastic held over the and have been partners in crime old, so she was tiny and the hike
Safe Queer Sex) sex acts between two cisgender genitals or anu of one par ever since. was exhausting! When we arrived
bi exual women "lesbian sex"? ticipant, preventing direct contact PL: You're partners in crime, at the top she curled up in the
Dear Dam, Knowing your TD and TI from the mouth of the other but has she ever done something wildflowers and slept through the
It is not uncommon for sexual status is important, both for your participant. criminal, like steal food? Any ceremony.
educarors, especially in public health and the health of your Condoms should be used on foods that she just can't resist? PL: Anything else you or she
sch ols in rural area , to avoid the partner(s). Knowing your sta- sex toys, such as dildo - e - EB: All food is good food, really want us to know?
topic of non-traditional sexual tus is al o a good way to segue pecially if the toy is made of ... but sheh as a speciala ffinity EB: Rhubarb has been delighted
practices. In some areas, methods into asking your partners if they rubber, which cannot be cleaned for cheese. One Christmas she to join the Lewis & Clark commu
of safe anal sex are discus ed, but know their status. When asking, completely after use. ilicone devoured a very nice wheel of La nity. Her favorite pan of coming
measures for preventing TD and avoid using the words "clean" to can be cleaned completely and Tur in a single bite. Santa brought to campus is stealing frisbces in
TI traosmi sion between two va describe the nature of a person's can be washed with hot, soapy coal that year. &ont of Watzek and bringing her
gina-owners are rarely mentioned. sexual history or current condi water, boiled or run through the PL: So, Santa's in her life. s far stuffed lobster. She thinks that
This results in an undereducated tion. sking before sexual contact dishwasher, but using condoms is as other beliefs go, does she have more students should take time
demographic, many of which as is important. ome ways to ask: good practice and lowers risk even any political affiliations? to rub her belly, and hopes that
sume that there are no health risks So, I was testedfo r STDs and STls further. EB: Although Rhubarb hates someone will launch an on-cam
involved with "lesbian sex." last week,a nd my remitsc ameb ack Make sure to change condoms politics, she would like to see our pus bacon busin
s a member of the queer negativeI. wantedt o kt you know that, between partners. Gloves can be mailman in public office. She
community at Lewis & Clark, I and wasa lsow onderinigf you knew u ed for digital penetration, and believes door-to-door biscuit de
have heard the statistic thrown your status. prevent direct contact with the livery is the way of the futmc, and
around that lesbians have the low I am recen0t 11 nryt esting,b ut doy o11 participanf kin. Lube can help thinks Paul and the other U PS
est rate of TD and TI trans- knowy o11rS TD and SI1 stallls?I t} make things feel more natural.· carriers in our neighborhood have
mis ion. Thi is often said with a okay if yo11d on~,b 11It wo11/ldik e to Also, make sure all participants are really nailed it.
laugh and a high-five, a loaded way wait beforeth ingsp rogresas '!}f 11rther, not allergic to latex. Check with PL: (laughs] he's a big fan of
of aying "Lesbian sex is not risky j11stt o bes afe. the Queer Resource Center and . Paul. Does she have any aushcs?
- let's bang." I will be honest I Didy o11r eadt hat 'DearQ 11eer' Feminist rudent Union for these Another mail carrier?
have pouted out the claim myself, articleo n safeq 11eesre x? Yeah.D oy o11 resources. ~: Pio! he and the mascot have
completely unaware of what I was knowy our C11rreS1I11t status? Your Queer, yet to meet, but his photo was
actually aying. Is a king sometimes awk-wa.rd? Mollie Whuppie & Friends once pinned up near her dog bed. PHOTOB Y ELIZABETHB ENNETT
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MARCH 20, 2014 THE PIONEER LOG 7
Get outta town:
FOREST ROUTE 19 Get lost on this very scenic, winding road. (top photo)
CAPE KIWANDA This mall town on the coast is central to ome of the best times
I've had in regon. Drive your car right out onto the sand, pop the trunk and roll out
your blankets, and add to the multitude of fired that dot the beach at sunset. If you're
feeling bold, there are sites inconspicuous enough to pitch a tent for the night. The sun
rise is always rewarding.
ONEONTA GORGE While there will be no soaring ummer temperatures at this time
of year, I'll leave it to you to decide whether the wade through this gorge is worth some
numb toes. Take the plunge, and you'll £ind a waterfall around the bend with a few rocks
to scramble up and jump off.
ASTORIA FISH & CHIPS Driving into storia, you can't miss Bowpicker Fish &
Chips. Just off the main road, this foodcart-esque joint is sure to set the mood for a day
on the wateL Be prepared for a long line, and to stick it out.
APE CAVES You'll hardly notice the hole in the ground until you're practically stand
ing on top of it. Below you i an expanse of caves to explore, bats and all. Follow the
staircase into the earth, and layer up as it' pitch black and a constant 42 degree :-
.PAINTED HILLS The four ~ur drive to one of the Seven Wonders of Oregon is
well worth it. Their name (and color) is derived from the stratified layers of oil that cor
respond to different geological eras that tell the history of the land. (bottom photo)
THOR'S WELL Make sure to check tide schedules before heading this way. If you time
it just right, you can watch as water cascades into a hole in the ocean - something that
sc raight out of "I nrers cellar."
COMPILEDB YC ASSIEB ROADWIN,P HOTOE DITOR
Take a 3-stop But it's probably one of the hip
pest and most instagram worthy
tea shops I have ever been to.
The design is clean, minimalistic
NE
Adventure and light - creating the perfect
atmosphere for studying, chatting
with friends or deciding which
filter to use on the picture of your
hour, but that first bite of fried London Fog (I always recommend
BY EVA GOELLNER -
• en and sweet potato waffles 'Valencia' for drinks that include
MEDIA & WEBSITE AGER
or anas foster French toast steamed milk).
Brunch: Screen Door more than makes up for it. For Although this place is a bit off
2337 E. Burnside we end brunch, plan ahead and the beaten path, if you're already
your day early. Once you put up on Alberta, it's wo!!lwr.to ...
ry seE!y and, uriog m~ your name down on the list you walk over a ~loc~ check
three ye'M"!ving at 1~ can walk down the road to grab it out. Ord~urself a Jasmine
for brunch has rubbe f on me. a cup of coffee while you wait/ P e, grab a copy of Kinfolk,
y morn- dream about cheddar grits, and sn gone of the tables next to the to forever be my top are fancy but not ove op and
ings I've spent waiting in lin •t h then-before you know it-y floor-to-ceiling windows and let the consumption of all the mac 'n' e is just what ev-
other hangry brunchers waicin name has been called~re seat- yourself feel totally and complete- alcoholic and ch0--' h wants to be eating at 1 a.m.
be fed, the wait for creen Door our aboJl!IP'doi g in ly trendy for the next hour or two. ocial to.tself as a "drin The Box ocial seems to strike
was the most worth it. Known to the most food-coma-inducing Cocktail Hour: The Box Social parlo~d strives to offer the perfect balance between being
for their southern comfort-food meal of your young life. Enjoy it. 3971 N. Williams Ave (21+) qu1· beer, wine and cocktails, both a classy place to get drink
inspired menu, creen Door has Afternoon Tea Break: Tea Bar ny.place that lets me eat alo with tasty little bites t t and a spot to meet up with friends
got weekend brunch down to a 1615 NE Killingsworth fancy mac 'n' cheese and goldfish in a histicated yet horn nvi- and munch on snack food into the
science. Yes, you'll have to wait in The Tea Bar is exactly what while drinking a cocktail called the roornent. he main room is mall wee hours of the morning.
line for potentially as long as an it sounds like a tea bar would be. "RuPaul parkle Pony" is going but not o owd e drinks
UN-CARTEDT ERRITORYG: 0ERO, 113 SE2 8th Ave
BYA LLIEM cRAITH,R USSA LTON& ANYAH ALL
the displacement .of working class
FEATURESE DITOR AND STAFFW RITERS
people in the inner city, especially
If yo11'rst tayingi n Portlandc, heck keep in mind two things: 1) I was working class POC. o yes, every
011/ whereU n-CartedT erritoryw ent hungry beyond imagination when time you order 1exican food
this week- or don't. We don'tc are. we arrived at the cart, and 2) I am from a white pers n, a POC is
But on the real, Guero i good olidly white bourgtoisie. The E relegated to shanty apartment on
and not too expen ive for the neighborhood of Kerns - which the outskirts of town. Congratula
portion sizes. I ordered the Frida include the hipper tretches tions. -RA
bowl, which was delish, while of Hawthorne, Belmont, and This was my econd trip to
accompanied with a heaping of Burn ide - is a classic example Guero in the past week. o you
elf-loathing for comparing it to of what we (in the easily-offended could ay I'm mildly ob essed with
Chipotle. Maybe it was bener? I liberal arts) like to call "gentrifica the caroitas torta. Unlike a lot of
will say it was Portland's sincerest tion." Despite being a purponedly food cart strips in Portland, the
anempt at a burrito bowl - pick "Mexican" dining establishment, conglomerate of food carts where
led onions and all. -AM did I see a single Mexican person? Guero i has a great covered seat
The topic of today's column is o, or at least I don't think so ing area so you're not left sitting adorable mason jars. Both times PHOTO BY ALLIE MCRAITH
gentrification and the comrnodifi since white Mexicans are, in fact, on the curb worried about getting I've been to Guero I've ordered highly recommend splurging and
cation of minority culture. o one a thing. This would still not stop your feet smashed by oncoming the carnitas tona, and both times spending the extra 50 cents to add
is denying that Guero's tortas are me from finding omething at cars. There's also a beer cart com I've been pleasantly impressed. cotija cheese. Everyone should
excellent- a confession I am be fault with the cart, whose loca plete with some of my favorite The tona is stuffed completely venture out to SE and get them
grudging to make. But we should tion and clientele are implicit in beers on tap erved in obviously full with delicious goqdness and I selve a caroitas torta a ap. - H

ARTS
a·
THE PIONEER Loe MARCH 20, 2015
LC Art Collective presents: Precarious image:
Tiffany Calvert's visiting artist lecture
Eunice Poole correspondence
BY:J ULIA STEVENS
STAFFW RITER
BY MEMBERSO F THE LC ART COLLECTIVE museums. s she combines these
It wa a plea ure to attend
STAFFW RITERS rich subject matters, she co-min
painter Tiffany Calvert's thought
gles past, present and future.
Heard of us? Probably not or express yourself in any other out for special events, such as an provoking lecture, "The Precari
but we exist, I swear!W e arc the way and want to share, you should artist talk and movie screening ous Image." The East Coast based The lecturer's underlying mes-
age was that the role of images is
Lewis & Clark Art Collective, a contact the LC Art Collective. We with media archaeologist tepben arti t is only in Portland for one
horizontally lead collective focus have access to numerous loca lapp, a zinc workshop, a pand on year as she fulfills her role as a currently in a precarious, ever- .
ing on use of artistic mediums of tions throughout campus and innovations in the media arts, and vi iring profe sor at Reed Col changing place. Calvert expressed
that when one searches for
communication. are committed to working with musical performances by Michael lege. he prefaced her lecture
Perhaps you've noticed some the artist to portray their work Hurley and Good Enough For with the statement, ' ever listen "Calvert's art lies
of that art hllllg up in the Bon. in whatever manner they choose. Grandpa. to what an artist says about their . .
That was us. We have a lot of Beyond that, if you'd like to join If any of these things tickle work, they never tell the truth," 1n a unique space
other crazy ideas too, but we are the collective, or just have some your fancy, look around campus displaying her truly out-of-the box
somewhere be-
also curious about your ideas. questions and want to hear what for Art Week posters and check mindset that is evident in every
Broadly speaking, our goal is to we are about, feel free to email out LC Art Week on Pacebook to brush stroke.
tween figuration
act as a conduit, an organized and a member and come to our next get an exact schedule. Hope to see Calvert's art lies in a unique
officially recognized (yet casually meeting. I hope you're all aware you there! I don't want you feeliog space somewhere between figura and abstraction."
operated) go-between for com of the shining, shimmering, highly like a square when the week passes tion and abstraction, as she aims
munity artists and the College. anticipated event that i hap • you by and your friend ask, "You to paint images that she proclaim arrwork on Google Images, that
We want to encourage arti tic pening the first week back from didn't participate in Art Week? a "both.right and wrong." he artwork is often placed next co an
expression and communication in spring break-LC Art Week. The That's beyond the pale." adds a new dimen ion to typical entirely unrelated image such as an
all forms and forums. week:long festivities will include Meetings are on Tuesdays at 7 scenes by breaking images apart advertisement. The meaning of a
Do you consider yourself a student art show- "For Your p.m. in Juniper but are subject to and weaving them back together. work changes when it intermingles
an artist? Do you like to make Pleasure," exhibiting work by change. Contact sgibson@lclark. Thi obfuscation communicates with such unrelated image , and
pioecone mandalas? creen print you and (probably) your friends, edu, shaymyerson@lclark.edu, the scene' energy rather than its this relationship creates an en
T-shirts and textiles? Take photos? a magical black-box theater cave zachary@lclark.edu, abrodeur@ specific biographical narrative. tirely new context in which art is
Make sculptures? ecretly do per in Warzek library all week, an art lclark.edu, or vincesinger@klark. Dra\ving from a diverse range of viewed. Like intermingling data on
formance art? Draw wonkyp ic minor show, and many uniquely edu. inspirational ources, her in pi the internet, Calvert pairs together
tures with multi-colored pencils? exciting workshops with arti ts Blessings & Soft Stools. rations range from devastating separate cenes in her painting
If you do any of these things, from on and off campus. Look Eunice Poole natural disasters, like Hurricane co create her own entirely-new
Katrina, to caxidermy in history context.
Rediscoverin2 the Platteau: secret art haven
CASSIE BROADWIN INTEVIEWSYlATTEAU'S GENERAL MANAGER NEIL ROCK FOR DfTAILS ON THE SPACE
BY CASSIEB ROADWIN
PHOTO EDITOR
Arriving in the fall as a fre h Piolog: What makes the Plat idea came about because the space logo, hung the old one above our to ee, and end notices out co
man, ambitiou to di cover what teau, the Platteau? was being misu ed by members, mantel and started anew. member about upcoming events.
lies in every nook of Lewis & Neal Rock: The Platteau is materials were being mistreated. PL: What events do you . PL: What is the next step for
Clark, it's surprising how easy it is a creative outlet. You don't have We tore up all of the old linoleum currently have going on at the the Platteau?
for any student to adjust and settle to be an art person to come flooring and literally started from Platteau? NR: I'd really like to partner
into a comfort zone. One often work here. You don't need to be the bottom up. We dropped our NR: Currently, our most with other clubs on campus. We're
overlooks aspects of campus, registered in an art class. My first membership price from 30.00 popular event is the live draw- a collaborative organization, and
presented briefly on a prospie semester, I wasn't connected to ing session that happen every mixing with others, well, that's
((We're a collabora
tour, that lie outside of the usual the arts at all, but I would come to other week. We alternate male and how you make things happen
stomping grounds. paint here all the time --it's very tive organization, female model , provide paper, around here.
estled between Platt and hard to do art in a dorm room, drawing boards, and charcoals The Platteau is something we
and mixing with
Howard, the Platteau eems to and here, you have your space. play music, and go through a want everyone to know about and
be a forgotten trea ure-trove on That's our main goal, to others, that's how series of live poses. It's definitely feel welcome to use, to come to
campus. Equipped \vith a full provide that space for students ari intimate event, and I think it's the workshop , to under 1:and.._.._ _ __....
you make things
ceramics tudio, photography lab, to put as much time as they like important for artists to experience we are here to help you explore art
creen printing stations, private into their work, and support them happen." this kind of honesty in their work. and explore yourself.,a nd ultimate-
dance studio, oundpro f mu ic throughout the proce s. We don't The next will be held on March 31 ly just have fun with it in all its
space, drafting tables and even really know where that situates us to 5.00/semester, introduced at 8:30 p.m. different forms. We're not some
a fireplace, this rodent-run art between the clubs and organiza new workshop classe taught by We're looking into participating kind of exclusive club, but at the
rudio offer an outlet for any tions on campus --ultimately students for students, and built a in First Thursday events with the same time, the membership is a
creative type. we're more of a ervice. Facebook page as a more effec City of Portland as well as hosting privilege- one that we'd like to
itting down with Platteau PioLog: Whats new about the tive way of reaching people. We our own art show here at LC. On extend to more people. bviously
General Manager, eal Rock ('17), Plarceau a of late? changed our hour , which are top of that, we're excited about it's the members and collabora-
I hoped to better under tand the N cal Rock: year or two ago, now from 7 a.m. - 10 p.m. during our upcoming workshop . We tions that really make the Platteau.
allure of the Platteau and it m the Platteau decided it was due the week, and until midnight on update our schedule of events on We have all the materials, but it
nerworkings. for a revamp. Unfortunately, the the weekends. We designed a new our Facebook page for everyone takes people to bring it to life.

ARJSg
MARCH 20, 2015 THE PIONEER LOG
KL
rn er
SNIPPETS Of MUSICAL
FODDER ,I COLL BORAT 0
. WITH LC'S THE U 48RELI.A
A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO ALL THINGS MUSIC OVER SPRING BREAK
pring Break i hard. All your friend are either going back co home
made meals, or co another country with fruit cocktail you have never
heard f and a conveniently low drinking age to "enhance their cultural
experience." That leaves me ~f u alone, on a budget, with no new
homewor~ co entertain u . Luckily your real friends at the Pioneer Log
and KLC have a solution co all of those problem in the form of musi
cal fusion. This is our compilation of fun how (on the cheap) co liven
up your break. -C
BY CAMERONC ROWELLC, IARAD OLAN & HARRISONS MITH
ARTS EDITOR, STAFFW RITERS
SATURDAY (March
OF ! is a Harcore-punk super
21) group featuring vocalist Keith
Morris (Black lag and Circle
Swimmers (Oakland) and Jerks), guitarist Dimitri Coat
Snow Roller (POX) at Analog (Burning Brides), bassist ceven
Cafe hane McDonald (Redd Kross),
wimmers is a three-piece doo and drummer Mario Rubalcaba
wop influenced pop-punk band (Rocket From The Crypt). The
hailing from the Ea t Bay, think frontrnan and only consistent
hannon & the lams meet Mr. member of Bad Religion, Greg
T xperience. Formerly kn wn as Graffin is the r«;nai ance man
Emily' my, the group regularly of the 80's Hardcore movement.
appears around the Oakland and While making nearly the first
Berkeley punk scene, bringing "Radio-playable" punk music, he
upcempo fizzy energy co their also g t a doctorate in Anthropol Pizza Time is the solo-dream-punk procject of Denver musician, David Castillo.
shows. Their consistent clap-like ogy from Cornell, and is an ad
drum part and slightly reverbed vocate of aturalist theory. - C
vocals accompany their versatile 8 P 6th Ave., 8pm. 25 Advance
guitar parts that range from clear 30 Door.A ll-Ages
twangy riffs, co heavy power
chord charged parts.
THU RSD AY (March
Opening the show is Portland
hou e show favorite, now Roller. 26)
Their c ntrasting deep vibrating,
yet melodic guitars draw influence
KLC TICKET GIVEAWAY:
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of Montreal (Athens) at the
disciples like Mode t M u e and
Wonder Ballroom
Beat Happening. Their recent
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ace ioux Fall , i proof that the an of Montreal concert,] T
90's alternative of ye terday is GO. 1 don't care if you like hip
the underground math-pop of hop, black metal, outlaw country,
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is still alive in Portland four year s long as you have a vague enjoy
after arrie Brown tein and Fred ment of music in general, and like
Armisen made the joke. -CC spectacular sights and experiences,
of Montreal always deliver . I've
720 SE HawthorneB lvd., 1pm. $10.
een them twice, and for each tour
All-Ages.
they've completely revamped their
MONDAY (March aesthetic, co cumes and on cage FRIDAY (MARCH
debauchery ave for the classic
27)
23) refrain of "don't fuck the can
dyman." Be prepared for flying Snap! 90's Dance party at
Cymbal Eat Guitar (NYC) feathers, 12 foot tall performers Holocene
at the Doug Fir on tilt , and the occasional ~cky Dancing. DJs spinning
Angsty garage-punk out of interlude, all thank to Kevin Weezer, Britney pears, tr
eaten I land, they eem to be Barnes's brother David Barne , vana and ( od help us) mash
the Pitchfork buzz band that who de igns all of of Montreal's Mouth. uff said. -C
never eems co push quite pa t the album art when he' not designing 1001 SE Morrison St., 9pm. 5.
threshold f the "hipster elite." their cage ecup. 21+.
But then again, wh the fuck A for the mu ic itself, the
care ? Cymbal Eat uitar ' third new album is a rollicking, shifting, RECAP:
album, "L E," made it clear bea t of a thing, and I have no Saturday (3/21) - wunmer and
they will con i tently rclea e lively doubt that it' one that translates now Roller at nalog afe.
R ck-n-R 11i n trumencation with beaer live than on r cord. The
scratchy punk-ish v cals that war entirely new lineup ince "Lousy Craft Spells come to Portland en route to "Burgerama"(Santa Ana) Monday (3/23) -Bad Religion
rant the title of "Bangerz." Their ~ ith ylvianbriar" works especial HURSDAYC ONT. fondue. and Off! at the Roseland Theater.
sh w is ure to be bouncing-off ly well a a unit, since they rec rd Cymbals at uitars at the Doug
On some son~, like "Break
the-walls energy, and at one of cogether rather than the one-man Fir.
ing the \nglc: \gai.nst the
Portland' best small venue . -CC band approach Kevin usually uti Craft Spells (Seattle) at Mis
Tide," it sounds like d1c band
830 E B11msideS t., 9pm, 14 Ad lizes. Have fun, throw ome gliaer, issippi Studios Tuesda (3/24) -P.izz_Tai me at
bas invented a hot new instru
va11ce,1 6 Door. 21 +. dance, cry and subject your elf to Li tcning to Craft Spell. feels Marina's Kafe.
this truly unique exp rience. -H like you're on a mot1>rizedc anoe, ment: electric ~ ind chimes.
Lead singer Justin Paul \'allc ·
Bad Religion (LA) and Off! 128 :E Rt1SSelSl t., 7:30pm. 15 speeding towards a cascading tero:' hushed ·ocal~c o,, like Thursday (3/26) - f M n
Advance, 17 Door.A ll-Ages. ...,-.iterfalol f pink feathers. Sac treal at the Wonder Ballro m.
(LA) at the Roseland Theater charincly soothing. yet kind of a lullaby, bur a realh-fast S\'O
raft pells at Mississippi cudios
.\ special show for all of the copatt:J lullab) for the T:i-:ma
like there·~ a h er show inside
cool dad and coll ge kids that nian Devil's colicky baby. -CD
of your bram, and your brain is
like co look back at the elder who J9 J9 • ,\!Jisisrippuli'f., 9p,,,. 12. Friday (3/27) -90' Dance Party
made of :.-wissc heese that the
paved the way for modern punk. lasel"la re meltin into a decadent 21 +. at Holocene.

10SPORTS
THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 20, 2015
Promenading around Providence Park
PLANNING YOUR GAME DAY IN GOOSE HOLLOW WITH THE PORTLAND TIMBERS
s10n: but only through the team directly.
The e eat will probably econdary market values for all
_givey ou the most value for your of these sections are con iderably
money ( 28 from the team higher than tho e old from the
website and anywhere from 35- team, often commanding rwo or
120 on the secondary market). three rime their normal value.
General admis ion doe nor
restrict anybody co a specific set The best nights
of eat so you can it anywhere Because the Timb r play a
in the sections (which covers weekly chedule, ticket prices will
sections 101-108 and 201-208). generally be c nsistent from week
The Timbers Army is on of the to w ek. Make sure co look at the
r wdiest fan groups in the 1LS MLS standin to pinpoint any
so you must be prepared to join in struggling teams that are travel
the chanting and overall liveliness ing t Portland. Al , for tho e
of the crowd. There are ·everal not wanting co spend too much
drawbacks co the e eats, namely money, tty co avoid matches
that you have to arrive early to get against the Timbers rivals, the
a good seat, and that you cannot atde ounder and the Vancou
wear the oppo ing team's color or ver hitecaps. Tickets for these
merchandi e. matches command higher price
tags, which may be an is ue for
Th front facade of Providence Park, displaying its new sponsored name. pecific eats: ome.
For eats outside of the Tim
BY PETERM ELLING best way to do this i to tak the at the park, as most of them are bers Army, I recommend sectio~ Grub around the grounds
Pioneer Expre s downtown, then re erved for sea on ticket holder . 99, 109-115 as well as sections Where can you eat, be it before
SPORTS EDITOR
walk up Taylor creet for about creecp arking i also a pos ibility, of the lower bowl, which have or after the matche ? Many dining
15 minutes. If you don't want if the garages are full. good sight lines µroportionate co options are a quick walk away
The 2015 Major League oc
to walk, the Blue and Red Max their higher price (ranging from from the stadium, like The Biner
cer eason is underway, and the
Line top nearby the park. It runs Peering into the pitch 40- 50 at the box office). void End bar, The Driftwood Room
Portland Timbers look to rebound
extra ervice on game days, even There are several ways to gee crying to get these seats on the and the Gilda' Italian Restaurant.
from last year's disappointments.
though the nearest station, Kings tickets for the Timbers games. secondary market, where they can The food at Providence Park is
They hope co get back into the
Hill/ W alrnon tation, closes The most obvious way is co range anywhere from 50- 180. also fantastic, with many different
MLS playoffs after missing last
an hour before game time. Fare order them through the team's When buying from the team, options from traditional game fare
year due to an 8th place confer
is 2.50. officiaJ website or at the park the upper terraces ( ections 209- (hot dogs, hamburgers, etc.) to Jes
ence fini h. in or lose, they still
Due to the stadium's proxim it elf. However, these tickets are 223) go for about 30 per ticket. conventional item for stadium
have a great venue, the recently
ity to downtown, finding parking usually sold out days, if not weeks While they are further away from (Thai curry, stir-fry, tumpcowo
renamed Providence Park. But
is not difficult either. Providence before the games start. Your best the field, they still have good ight Coffee and Korearr barbeque).
what is the best way to spend your
Park is within walking distance chances for tickets will be on the lines. The value terrace (sections Even if the Timbers don't im
game day?
of everal garages, namely the secondary market. But where are 215-223), despite being the highest prove that much over last eason,
21st Avenue lot and the 21st the best deals for seats? Here's a seats in the stadium, are only 18 or association football doesn't
Getting to Providence
and Morrison lot (f riMet also breakdown. per ticket and still offer good sight interest you that much, you can
There are several routes to get
ff, rs a game day bu fr m the lin s. Ob eructed view s ats ar have a great game day experience
co Providence Park, via puolic
lots.) There are few bike spaces Timbers Army General dmis- also available for 25 per ticket, at Providence Park.
transport, car or bike. One of the
Cruising to the California Courts UPOOMING
EVENTS
TENNIS HEADS OUT ON ANNUAL SPRING BREAK ROAD TRIP TO CALIFORNIA
HOME
again t Willamette University. Ross, going into his third
On their victories, Kevin Ro s California trip, shared imilar Track & Field
C1 6) said, "It's been going really sentiments when he said, "I'm L&CS pring Break Open
March 20-21
well. Right now, we're 5-2 and looking forward to bonding with
3p.m., 10a.m.
we're bearing everyone except the the team. ur team i made up of
top-tier team . e lost to Pacific a bunch of clowns and n rd , and
Baseball
and eorgc ox by one point. I wouldn't want it any other wa .
LCv s. Whitworth -March 28
The way that scoring works i that Last year we had nine guys, and 12 p.m., 3 p.m.
we take the season score. They this year we have 16, so there's a LCv s. Whitworth -March 29
beat u 5-4, and if beat them at lot more going on. It's definitely 12p.m.
home by 6-3, we'll beat them by crazier than last year." LCv s. Whitworth -March 30
one point." The road trip will also be a 4p.m.
The men's and women's teams great preparation tool for the final
are pleased with their progress push of the sea on. The men ROAD
o far this eason and they hope will have matches against the top
to use this road trip to test their three teams in the C hit Track & Field
team' crength again t ome of man College, Pacific niversity LC@ W ilamette Invite- March 28
th cronge t Divi ion III tennis and George ox niversity), while
Baseball
teams in the country. The men's the women have matches against
LC@ Williams- March 24
team will play Chapman niver the other teams in their top thre
LC@ Oberlin- March 26
ity (ranked 40th in the country), (Whitman and Linfield College).
Pomona-Pitzer niver icy (ranked n how the trip will affect the
Softball
8th in the country) and Occidental la t games of the sea on, Garrison LC@ Denison, Dubuque, Wis. -
ollege, while the women play aid, "I think if we get a couple of La Crosse, Central (IA),P acific
Top: Summer Garrison ('18) sets up to rally the ball.
anta Cruz, California Lutheran solid win under our belt, we'll be Lutheran -March 20-22
Bottom: Kevin Ross ('16) eyes the ball before he hits it.
niversity and Occidental College a lot more confident for Whitman
LCD Arizona Chnstlan-March-2.-.._.._,._.< 1 ____
BY PETERM ELLING the country, which will push the as well. and probably go to nationals."
SPORTS EDITOR
Pioneers to their limits. How will On going on her first LC ten "Hopefully, the trip get LCD Pacific Lutheran
they keep up their winning trends nis trip, urnmer Garri on ('18) u prepared for our big three March 28-29
on the trip, and how will it hape said, "I think that Cali~ rnia's matcbe . The teams we play in LA
Fresh off of their recent suc
the re t of the eason? DllJ team are a lot better than are three of the best reams in the Men's Tannie
cesses, the men's and women's
Both teams are entering the regon. They're just at a higher nation, so it'll show us where we
LCI I»C hapman, Pomon&Pitzer,
tennis teams ar headed to unny
Occident.al- March 25-8
road trip with recent hot creak . level, DUI-wise, in alifornia. I are compared to the rest of the
outhern aliforoia for pring
The women' team has won even think it will be challenging, but nation," Ross said.
break. However, this trip i not a Women's Tannie
craight matches against orth- this team i one of the best the The Pios look to carry their
vacation. Rather, it is an intense LC@U C Santa Cn.JZC, al Lutheran,
we t Conference C) oppo- school has had in the past couple success through the California
road trip again t some of the • Occidental -March 24-8
nent , while the men are coming of years, so J think we're definitely competition, and gear up for the
toughest Divi ion Ill schools in
off of a commanding 9-0 win a little ambitiou ." final stretch of their sea ons.

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MARCH 20, 2015 THE PIONEER LOG
Baseballs, oftballg ear up for springb reak in Arizona
Tucson Invitational invites 70 baseball teams and 57 softball teams to play over nine weeks
BY MADDIE LEE re pectively. Sat11rdcMrya rch 28, S1111dMaya rch2 9
"Everyone' ex~ited to go andM o11dcMrya rch3 0.
STAFFW RITER
down to Arizona for spring
BASEBALL break," said Michael Kinkenon ROCKYM CNEFF
~ hile other students plan ('15). "I don't think it matters if
SPORTSE DITOR
n spending their spring break we're playing the Yankees or the
throwing back hooter on a Red ox; we'd still come to play." SOFTBALL
beach somewhere, the Lewi & LC fir t takes on Williams The Lewis & lark softball
lark baseball team is headed for ollege. The Division III team team will al o be competing in
Tucson, Arizona. from William ton, Massachusetts the Tue on Invitational during
Thi will be their fourth c n- finished in the middle of the ew spring break. Although the team
ecutive year traveling to Ariz na • ngland mall College Athletic has been bowing strong im
for spring break and their third Conference last eason with a 13- provement. and achievement in
con ecutive year at the Tucson 16 overall record. their conference this ea on, the
Tn vitational. The la t L vs. William ton tournament will help h ne their
The Arizona road trip hold encounter, in the 2013 Tucson skill and prepare for the re t of
a special place in the hearts of Tnvirationa.l,r esulted in a 7-6 Ephs the ea on upon their rerurn.
the LC baseball team. They have victory. The team "vill face Deni
chosen to drive down for two of LC has played Oberlin four son Univer ity and niversity
their last three trips, with varied rimes in the Grand Canyon rate. of Dubuque on March 20. LC
re ults. J Hand ('15) referred to them oftball i 5-7 in conference and
In 2012, they came back hap as the Pioneers' "cro -counrry currently stand in fifth place. Out
pily bonded after approximately rivals." In 2012, the Pi neer came of eventeen Divi ion III teams in
48 hour in a charter bus. Last away with two victorie , 10-1 and the tournament, LC \vill play five
year, on·the other hand, the bus 9-3. Last year, they split with a 7-6 of them, one being Pacific Lu
broke down close to the Arizona- win and a 4-3 lo . theran Univer ity. PL is one of
evada border, and were stranded Hand is confident in his team's the teams that i in the orthwe t
for 18 hour under the hot Ari chances at thi year's invitational. Conference, so the players will
zona sun, waiting for a bus part "We always show up in the get a chance to prove their skills
to arrive. heat. When it' warm we play bet against a conference team before
Thi year they will be flying ter," he said. "I think we can win they play them for conference
agrun. all four." points.
The Pioneers are scheduled for After competi1i11g1t h e T11cso11 Whe11th e team ret11rf1r1osm the
two double headers in Tucson on I11vitatio1i111Al rizo11at, he Piomers to11r11amtehnrty willp lay PLU on
March 24 and 26, against William JJJirlle l'flmt o Portla11fodr fo11rh ome Satr,rdcrMy arch 28 a11dS 11ndcMrya rch
llege and Oberlin College, gamesa gai11sWt hitworthU 11iversi0~1 1 29.
the
Golfr eturnsto a ctiona t PioneeIrn vitational
R ·a i n a n d m u d d i d n o t s t o p t h e g o I f t e a m s f r.o m p e r s e v e r n g
I
shot a 91 n the day, "the bunkers
were compacted sand and had
puddles . , . the water made the
ball roll lower [ n the greens! LC'af avofflaStrengb
when you hit it. It was tough for
and-OoaatoninCgo aoh
everyone."
The conditi n made even
gripping the club a challenge, but
by adju ring trategy and playing ''I/you want
smart, the Pioneers forged ahead.
De mond Mai el ('16) told him sollldling
self be wa "not going t three
putt" and kept hi hors low o
as to keep it ut of the wind. His
determination paid off, as Maisel
led with a core of 79 and a tie for
eventh place.
The team placed eventh with
a total score of 355, but Gilliland
reaffirmed that this weekend was
an important step forward and the
improvements are visible. Both
teams have reason for optimism,
Drew Groshong ('17) hit$ his way out of the sand. Groshong placed 17th amongst all other golfers
as their rosters are devoid of se
in the first round of the invitational.
niors, and will undoubtedly grow
stronger as the season goes on
BY JOHN TRUPIN perfect leading up to the tourney," in the tournament, an impressive
continuing into next year.
said golfer Claire Burke ('17), showing for the young quad con
STAFFW RITER
In addition to the confidence
whose 84 was good enough for a sisting of only sophomore . Burke
both teams gained from the week
The Pioneer Men's and share of 9th place. s such, the felt confident about her team's
end, each team is undoubtedly
Women' Golf teams battled their team was "not too happy with our performance and felt that "we
enthusiastic to spend their break
way through powerful winds and scores, but there were not many could've caught up to first if we
playing golf in significantly drier
rain at the Lewi & Clark Pioneer low scores in the field anyway ." were to have played unday." till,
states.
Invitational at Heron Lakes Golf The Pio per evered, putting the impre sive play of the team is
The U:Vonmtre'a.rm J JJi1ll1 exht it the
lub here in Portland. While up competitive scores from top exciting going forward.
li11ksd 11ri1t1hge tail e11odf springb reak
many Lewi & Clark tudent to bottom, with all four players The men's team faced a
as thry travels o11tlho the 11iversiorfy
were staying high and dry on the scoring in the top 12 of the tour imilar challenge. The course was,
CaliforniaS anta Croz Spri11fgll vita
hill, the golf teams ventured out nament, led by an 82 and a ixth a both team de cribed, sloppy
tio11farlo m March2 7-29. TheM en
arurday to rest themselves against place finish from Arielle Valdez and challenging. ''The ball would
will take a trip this 11pcomi1w1ege ke11d
their conference foes and Mother ('17). stick in the mud when it landed
to the U11iversiorfy Texa.r-Dallas
ature. a unit, their cores were because the grass was so soaked,"
Spri11Cg lassifcr om March2 2-24.
"The weather was about good enough for second place said Drake Gilliland ('17}, who

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12 THE PIONEER LOG MARCH 20, 2015
IL&C community corner of love and cuteness
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Commun it members voice their concerns, share their sentiments and com lain about their lives a lot
An open letter to students
Local Hartzfeld puritan from professor Badunckle
"fine with pot"
Hey, kids! Enjoying the warm weather? Me
too, me too. Axe you hutlgt"Y?M e tool Where's
Laura McCaulley ('17) says she is "totally
that free pizza at, am I right? Well, you see,
fine" with her roommate moking pot, Four white freshman to "ex
CAB (what does that even stand for?) has cut
although she herself does not partake. "I love
plore sonic boundaries" the pizza fund. What? Wacky,h uh?! Well, I'll
the smell," McCaulley,2 0, states. "It smells
tell ya, no one's showing up to my lectures
kind of like a skunk, you know? Like one you with folk-rock group
on the postmillenial hegemonic· discourse
pass on the highw.ayt hat' dead? I just love my
on ocioeconomics in Bo nia anymore. ot
roommates." It's always great to see young people pushing without some of that Papa J's. And I'm gonna
McCaulley says she loves working in the the boundaries of art. In a revolutionary bout lose my fucking job, kids! Hey, I can talk
library at late hours to "get away from it all" of creativity, four white first-year males have for hours about what I find interesting, but
and states that her roommate's customs keep decided to start, as frontman James Gib ('16) sometimes the pizza incentive is what fills up
her motivated. "I love Black abbathl My said, "a really cool musical experience that the seats. othing wrong with that! But when
roommate's boyfriend is always playing them. draws on diverse influences like Bob Dylan and they cut the pizza, no one shows up, except for
You know what they say! ' abbath sounds you know, like, Weezer and Devo and classical that weird kid with asthma. You know that kid?
better after midnight.' They say that, right? He's shit. It's gonna blow people away." Gib offered I hate that kid.
always calling me 'Laura the Bore-a.' He's such a me fifty cents for a cigarette. ''We're gonna have Anyways!J ust come to the lectures! You
joker! It's like he lives with us now, even though bass, drums, guitars. But we're gonna do it in a know where the quadrangle is? You know when
he has a room in Holme I What a goofball! I new way. And Jimmy bought this broken sixtie 3 p.m. the first Monday of every month is? Just
put up a little curtain around my bed because Fender trat in this store a couple weeks ago show up! You guys like squirrel? ever tried it?
him and my roommate Jacqueline always and it never really stays in tune and you can only Try some squirrel! My wife hit a squirrel with
try and care me when they're not wearing put three strings on it, but that's the way we the tru ty udi (oh boohoo - shut up!) and I'm
clothes! Why did they put me in Hartzfeld? I want it to sound. Raw, you know? Can I bum a gonna boil it and you're gonna eat it. For free.
don't know! I don't! But I Jove my friends!" stoge?" For free. And you'll eat the squirrel, right, and
McCaulley says, playfully biting her bloody When drummer lug Feinstein was asked to I'll talk about anything! Ok, fuck it! I'll eat the
fingernails. "It's so funny when I find condoms comment, he responded that "I'm just trying to squirrel and you can watch, you sick animals.
in the bathroom. It's like they're saying 'Laura! get laid." You want me to talk about bow coal is bad for
Don't forget to clean up!' Love those guys." Keep an eye out for this kool,.--bya nd! They're the air? It's not my specialty, but if you show up,
calling themselves " o One Understands Me" anything can happen. Fuck coal, right?
and they'll be making a racket for sure!
Bon Appetit "mugged" by Students. Get it?
LJ.--J.------:-~--~,
Catering company struggles to stay rel~vant in mug stealing market
BY DREW MATLOVSKY drunk to wander off with smelled of elderberries, and
STAFFW RITER Bon ppetit contraband," flung herd animals at us,"
remarked Bauccio. However said Bauccio. Ultimately, a
the plan ultimately went awry, man only identifiable by his
Over the course of Bon
"when students began dancing fedora, bullwhip and satchel
ppetit's illustrious history, the
the Charleston on tables, and stole the Holy Grail from •
California-based company bas
throwing glasses ~ke ... well in Bon ppetit remarking,
struggled with one problem
the movie." "that belong in a museum!"
more than any other. An
1989: The Holy Grail 1994: The Goblet of Fire
absolute plague upon the
In 1989 Boo ppetit was Huge fans of Harry Potter,
catering company, Bon mug
desperate. Low on cups and Bon ppetit sent several
thefts are responsible for 100%
of the general manager Mac without money to replace them, members to Hogwans to
Bon ppetit management purchase the Goblet of Fire,
Lary's rnigranes. Over the years,
was at a loss. Through a believing students wouldn't
Bon ppetit managem nt and
eries of suspect events and dare teal such a prized artifact.
staff have experimented with a
the disappearance of an However, this endeavor
wide variety of cups, mugs and
anthropology profe or, Lewis proved unsucce sful as several
glas e in an attempt tO curb
cost and would-be thieves. I at & Clark somehow managed Bon ppetit employees were "I really thought that last one woullIlfaJ~f RAwTIOoN rBK~ S,J< Yf!ARRIS
down with C O and founder to get their hand on The mixed up in a nasty accident
said Bon' general manager Mac Lary
Holy Grail. traight from involving a wbomping
Fedele Bauccio to discuss their
the Vancan Catacombs, Bon willow, a flying mini try car
history of drinking gla e . 2008: 40 oz bottle scole them by the armful.
ppetit management hoped and a rather large werewolf.
1925: Martini gla es
Following the economic I o, they thought there
to sell the grail and use the 2000: "Bush Coffee Mugs"
Inspired by Baz Lurhmann's
money to replace about half the Pleased by the non- crisis of 2008 and a need to was still malt liquor in them.
"The rcat Gat by," Bon
reduce co ts, Bon ppetit 2015: White Mugs
trus mg mugs. nfortunately, controversial presidential
ppetit Staff replaced all
took a cue from ublitne Defeated, the Bon gave up
it ended up being more trouble win of George W Bush,
drinking cups with martini
and supplied all student and just bought regular mugs:
that it was worth, " bunch Bon ppetit staff quickly
glas e , and water was removed
with empty 40 ounce bottles. At this point, their budget is
of knights showed up looking purcba ed 5,000 "Bush Win !"
from Fields Dining Room as
The students, however, so rniniscule, they have been
for The Holy Grail. They mugs as a celebration for
well - replaced by gin. "We
embraced it as "quaint" and forced to incorporate squa h
insulted my mother, said I students, faculty and taff.
h.oped students would be too
"deconstructionist" and into everything they make.