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2014-11-07

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THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 7, 2014
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STAFF
Editor-in-Chief
CLOSUARTET RIBUTTOEBD U DGECTO NSTRAIDNUTETS O D ECLININEA TTENDANCE
Caleb Diehl
ManagingE ditor
Guadalupe Triana BY JOHN ROGERS edged the commurucy
EDITORIAL EW EDITOR impact.
News "le' not something
John Rog rs, Meghan Zea char anyone I happ,
Thl downtown I..e,vis • Clark about. Ir'· a loss co the
Opinion
Taylor Knudson Legal Cliruc, a source of pro bono commurury because at
legal services for low-incomt least m the . hon-run,
LC Style
Demi Glidden Portlander. since 1971, \\1U clo.e there will be a reduced
on Jan. I, 2015. supph of pro bono
Features The linic was run by legal legal assistance t r low
Kaiva Gordon, Lacey Jar by
cltrucians and law students en income. Portlanders."
Arts rolled m excemsh1p. through the 1andibcrg seated chat
Lauren Achee, JesseM erchant law sch ol. le created a murually ch clo ure was a hard
beneficial relationship between but necessary dc~JSlon.
Sports
Maddie Lee, P ter Melling Dean of the Law . chool
((The legal clinic Jenrufer John on agreed,
Rackdoor
attributing the cl ure co
Drake MacFarlane
was a fixture in the the law school's budget
IllustrationE ditor constraints.
Maria Estrada community. My
"The clinic cost hun
Laura E trada
dreds of thousands of
concern is that the
Photo Editor dollars a year co run, and
Hanna Grannis
under-served won't was completely funded
SocialM edia and Web Manager b • student ruicion," ·he
Tyler Wayne Patterson know where to said. "Of all of the clin
ics at the Law 'chool,
Copy Chief turn to when shit chi· was the only one
Joh Fr man
o heavily supported b
Copy Editors hits the fan." tumon."
Trushaa Castelino
The J .C Law chool
Ailee Feber
LC and the community: tudenc 1 one of man , law
CONTRIBUTORS received pracucal law experience; schools acros the c un
low-income P rtlanders received rry. uffering from drop
StaffW riters:
Daniel Elliott, Mia Freiberg, help with legal i sues includ- in attendance in the past
Emma Grillo, 1-:enyaG ranich, Ted ing child support modificaci n , few years, thanks to the The legal clinic, located on SW 4th street in downtown Portland
Jamison, Connor Laubenstein, Iris domestic v10lence cases and cax
Shanks . conrrover ies. ((Of the 11 clinics has made substantial cuts in ics ot everyone chinks the clinic's
The closure will force people operating budget and will make cl sure was prudent.
Illustrators:
Mimi Hovila to find pro bono service else at the Law School, additional cuts this year." "I think 1r'sr idiculou that the
Fiona Kuzmack where. Although there are other Despite the loss to the local sch ol continues co spend lavish
this was the only
legal aid services in Oregon, Erica community, the downtown legal amounts of money on the Dean
ia Fret'beregn, ya Granich, isr-Lund (2L) worrie the clinic's one totally clinic is not the only public incer- and star faculty while shutting
Emily Shimano absence will till hit hard. e c clinic run by the law school. down things like the clinic," ~aid
COVERA RT: "The legal clinic was a fixture supported by There are six ochers currently in Kevin Hayes (3L).
Kenya Granich in the community. My concern is . . " oporation. In addition to ervices "le could have been handled
that the under-served won't know tuition. provided through the clinics, ex better," said i t-Lund. ''Poor
Operations: where co rurn co when shit hits ternship and internships, Johnson communication between the ad
the fan." economic crises and an oversatu raced chat students provided minisrration and students/ alumni
...... Manapr
ssociace Dean of Faculty racion of law graduates. ccord more than 15,000 hours of pro made for bad publicity for the
Katherine Keller
usan Mandiberg also acknowl- ing to Johnson, "the law school bono community ervice lase year. school."
Circulation/MarketinDgi rector
Nalani Bishaw
FACULTYA DVISOR
Molly Robinson Kelly
STAFFA DVISOR
Jason Feiner
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NOVEMBER 7, 2014 3
THE PIONEER L G
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Pioneers for Pioneers scholarship program
solicits donations to offset rising tuition costs
ASLC'S ANSWER TO THE RISING COST OF COLLEGE IS A CAMPUS-WIDE CALL TO ACTION
BY MEGHANZ EA
don't feel like this i the invol ed if they cannot donate
NEWS EDITOR
community for them. With mone), such a. community
Pioneers for Pioneer , we can outreach and by Joining the Pi -
. \ sociared rudenr of
how these rudenr char we wane neer. tor Pmneers committee
J, ewis & Clark's new Pioneers for
them here." escabli he<l by \ 'LC to di ·cu
Pioneer scholarship. program
The funds raised by Pioneers further tacttcs.
marks a srudenr-led irutiative 6 r
for Pioneers will become a 'up
, tudencs, sraff, adminisrrar rs an<l
plemencary ;Jucational Opporru
anyone el'e involved in the Lewis "With Pioneers
nity Grant and b given to a select
& Clark c mmuniry ro help off er
number of , tudcnt the Finanoal for Pioneers, we
rising tuiti n co r ar L .
Aid office deems m t needy.
, \ L , President Lincoln
'incc the Pion ers for Pioneers can show these
B yd ('15) tarted the program
grant i not a part of Federal
after returmng from the ational
,, recipient <lo not have to students that we
ampus Leadership ouncil con
worry about potential adjusoncnc
fer nee ar rhe ati nal Leader want them here.'
to their Financial \id a'w-ardo r
ship ummir, where the r pie of
additi nal pro~c ing fee . Th
college affordability rook cenrer
Pioneer for Pioneer grant, like A LC 'enat r Daniela Lopez
rage. Boyd mer tudcnr body
any ocher piece of financial aid, (' 16) prai cs the tudeoc-com
pre iden from other school
covers b th direct coses, such as munity's in olvemenc in rhe
with similar programs, and lacer
tuition, as well as indirect costs, program so far.
" orked with SL ro create a
like book and transportation. "The Pionee_rsf or Pioneer
model appropriate for ~wi &
far, Pi necr for Pi necrs program i m re ucces ful
lark.
has raised a total of 1 574.63 than any other campaign I've
Boyd claims that Pioneer for
from cabling alone. In addition ccn at L " Lopez said. ' I
Pioneers will help increase student
LC Trustees 1i ny \bena, Ruth think it's becau e ir an is ue that
retention ar L .
egal and Pre idem Barry lass affect veryonc in the com
" tud nr leave for rwo rea-
oer have promi ed to match the munity."
n ,' B yd said. ''The first reason
total, tentatively raising the funds S111denwtsh oa re inleresledin
i char they can't afford [LC), and ASLC Senators Jensen Hsiao ('18) and Daniela Lopez (16) raise
to 6,298.52. B yd say that there Pioneerfso r Pioneersc a1l1e arnm ore
the second reason is that they funds for the Pioneers for Pioneers program.
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OPINIO
NOVEMBER 7, 2014
4 THE PIONEER LOG
Letter to the Editor
one student' year of tuition on
To the editor:
the altar of ye." This imply
RE:"We wa ted a ton of
is nor true. I know this because
money on Bill ye"
I pend my summers number
I have some issues with your
crunching, working, applying for
piece about Bill ye in Friday's
scholarships and calculating what
Piolog. Let me just say that 1
the leftover cost of my chool-
th roughly enjoyed etting to see
ing is so that I can ell my soul to
ye at our chool la t weekend,
the nice t moneylender out there.
(particularly when the ticket was
We paid 40,000 co get Bill ye
free). I was overjoyed during his
to our campu , but the co t of
presentation to hear him speak
tuition is more like 48,000. And it
positively about the liberal arts
goes up 2,000 each year with no
education, and its emphasis on
explanation. Eight grand is a LOT
academic breadth a well as depth,
of money to just glo over in an
because, a ye aid, 'That's why
article co pr ve a point. Plea e do
you're all here."
not think that I am overlooking
This event was something
the hefty co t of the ye event,
extraordinary and unique to our
because I do disagree with that
generation becau e we were no
enormity of that number. But
longer hearing about the ba ics of
you cannot overlook the fact that
astronomy and biology from Bill
40,000 is far Jes than what LC
ye as children, we were learn
students must pay in order to at
ing about the importance of our
tend thi school. A it i , I need to
roles as citizens and voters for the
PHOTO COURTESYO F WIKIMEDIAC OMMONS procure 7,000 sometime before
future of cience and exploration
December just to balance my ac
Editorial in American society.
count for next term.
That being said, I do take issue
We do stand together on some
with the cost it took to get ye
things; we paid way too much
to our campus. I am always rather
The OLCC is under your control indignant about the fact that my for Bill ye and student costs
are too high. But in the midst
school is willing to shell out tens
of a tumultuous term and some
of thousands of dollars to create
personal emotional turmoil, it was
BY CALEBD IEHL man Rob Patridge is drafting a about the measure, call 503-872- events like this, but refuses to
extremely gratifying to hear that
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF new regulatory policy by gathering 6366. create more academic scholarships
speech: a speech from a childhood
feedback from schools, govern The questions at stake are for hardworking students to earn
hero describing how he believes
The Oregon Liquor Control ment representatives and police. legion: How many people will and use toward their tuition. I am
in people like me, people who
Commission just won the power He's promised to include the OLCC task with regulating weed? a first ge_nerationc ollege student,
are pursuing an expensive but
to control more than liquor. ow, opinions of growers, sellers and What will Oregon's medical and to my surprise I made the
diversified education because it
they'll monitor your weed as well. representatives of the medical marijuana program look like in the Dean's List last year for both aca
means making an investment in
This time, however, you can tell marijuana industry. Soon after framework of the legal recre demic terms. What does this mean
themselves.
the OLCC what to do. Measure 91 pa sed, the OLCC ational indu try? Will dispensaries for me? o monetary benefits for
Thank you for listening,
On Tuesday, voters approved was flooded with calls from licensed to sell medical marijuana one.
Sully Pujol
Measure 91, making Oregon the Oregonians hoping to learn more be allowed to transition to recre The article about Bill ye in
third tate to I galize recreational about th propos d regulations. ational sales? the Piolog was silly for several rea
This lettere xceede0d1 15r0 0 word
marijuana consumption and We urge you to follow the same Patridge has said that our sons, but the one that really grinds
liimit,b ut thef all versiono f this article
cultivation.The measure gives example. Hit up the OLCC with answers to these questions will my gears is the repeated idea that
is available0 1p1i okJg.com
regulating power to the OLCC, your concerns and feedback. inform how the OLCC will craft "we sacrificed the equivalent of
which will govern how marijuana They dedicated a web site to regulations that reflect "Oregon's
is produced, tested, packaged and Measure 91, and the public can Way." You can help decide which
sold. send emails to marijuana@oregon. way that is, and where we'll end
In preparation, OLCC Chair- gov. To get basic information up.
Campus Safety officers are
people too
BYT AYLORK NUDSON to cuddle me and touch my butt" It is one of our higher priorities to
OPINION EDITOR posts. While I understand the make students feel safe," Mobley
knee-jerk reaction of frustration aid.·
hri r cker, a timeless and coward the removal of these areas, Perhap ne o( the most • •
importantA.mericanicon,once the continllal and blatant disdain important job Campu afery has
creamed, "Leave Brimey alone!" for Campus afety is unfair. on campus is a role as it interac
as he rolled him elf into a ball of Campu afety does an incred tion with LC comrnuniry. Many
passion and panic in his mascara ible amount of great work for the Campus afety officers anend
and tear-stained sheets. I have of Lewis and Clark community. ne events on campu .
ten identified with this rwo minute of the roost striking examples is "I go to poetry lams and I'm
YouTube clip ince it was relea ed its role in dealing with medical planning on going to the pring
in 2007. I frequently reference emergencies. Campus afety of wakening, we also have ca ual in
r cker' inten e and powerful ficers are first re ponders in ce teractions just talking to students
words when defending celebritie nario ranging from a cut on the at the DSA's. .. they keep me
or other people embroiled in con finger to alcohol poisoning. They young and hip-ish." Mobley said.
troversy, similar to how one would lead EMT to the cene, deliver Even in times of "policy
cite other inspirational historical basic fuse aid and provide 'a voice enforcement," -Campus afety
figures like Martin Luther King Jr. of calm and helpful assessment," officers believe these experiences
or Mohandas Gandhi. Cracker's according to Campus Safety Of should be thought of as learn-
words yet again resonate with me ficer ick Mobley. ing and growth opportunities for
when discu ing student ~entiment less utilized but equally students, and not just an opportu
toward Campus Safety. Yik Yak significant duty of Campus nity for Campo to take students'
was abuzz la t weekend with com afety is their afety escort service. "DRUGZ," as one Yakker put it.
plaints about ampus afety. tudeots can call 503-768-7777 at Many officers even sit down with
"Yo f+'ckC ampo, can't believe anytime and have a Campus afety students after the event to discuss
they're taking away owhere," an officer escort them anywhere. what happened over coffee.
outspoken Yakker (Yikker? Yakee? " tudents don't take advan "We see [policy enforcements]
Yikyer?) said in response to the tage of this nearly enough ... I as opportunities for students to
removal of a popular smoke spot. don't care if it's ju t from Watzek own up and deal with consequenc
Po t after po t flooded the feed Library to JR. Howard Hall, or es of their actions just as they'll
with hate for Campus Safety only you just want the company of a have to do in all of life," Mobley
broken up by "Girl seeking boy dashing Campus Safety officer. .. aid.

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OVEMBER 7, 2014 THE PIONEER LOG 5
BY GUADALUPET RIANA
I MANAGING EDITOR
WITH THE RAYW ARREN SYMPOSIUM
APPROACHING, CHECK OUT
THE PIONEERL OG'S 2014 EVENTP ICKS
It's hard to believe that just a
decade ago, My pace was only
a year old and Kanye had barely
given audiences the groundbreak
ing debut that was The College
Dropout. Before you start feeling
old th ugh, remember what else
happened in 2004.
Ju t ten years ago, Lewi &
lark students created a sympo
sium that celebrated diversity-a
sympo ium that acknowledged,
yet admired a pect of people that
are hardly poken about in classes.
That year, Lewis & Clark
srudents created and curated their
wn project that would resonate
with Pio ten years later. That
Blaclmess and Beauty: Style, Hair Politics, and Colorism
year, a few Pios produced the 1st
l17ednesday.o vember1 2 at 7 p.m.
Annual Ray Warren Multicultural
With such a striking lineup of peaker , it's hard to carry the hype to the second day. Tru talk doe just that. The title alone is a reason to attend.
ymposium.
When do we, as students, ever discu s beauty and the way we see ourselve ? Better yet, when do we ever get to feature national personalities on a
ow, a decade later, the Ray
panel, like activist Michaela Angela Davis, who has not only been featured on media outlets like , but al o the Huffington Post, B T, and MTV
Warren mposium on Race
Oust to name a few)? If that doe n't excite you ju t yet, just know that Patrice Grell Yursik is al o on the panel. he' been li ted on Ebony Power
and Ethnic Studies (wruch has
100 li t, right next to the barnas. Basically,t he ymposium kicks off with a bunch of bada s women.
undergone a few changes, includ
ot My Type: Race and Desire
ing a name change) continues to
1:45-3:15p .111S.,t amm Dining Room, TempletonC amp11Cs mter
be a significant event on the LC
cru
Dating is weird. It's even weirder when you start to trunk about why we date the people we date (or don't)--exactly why you hould attend
campus.
panel. Trus event will feature Campus Living A.O. ngela Buck and LC associate profes or of mathematic , aiomi Cameron, along with more
The three-day extravaganza cel
ebrate , and extensively examine , members of the LC community that you might personally know. While the panel promise to explore loaded questions such as "How do racial ide
race, diver ity and culture. ologies inform our en ibiliciesa bout sexual attractiveness and desirability or unattraccivene s and undesirability?" it'll be exciting to see where the
conversation goe once the paneli t are all together.
From ednesday ov. 13 to
Fri. ov. 15, student organiz Race Monologues
ers will put on the 11th Annual p.111A.,g nes FlanaganC hapel
ympo ium:"How Do I Lo k?: There's no better way to close the_s ymposium than with the Race Monologues. erious, engaging and impactful, the Race Monologues are a
Race, Beauty, and De ire." Take critical tool in helping the student body learn and listen to many of our peer ' lived experience . If the panel above still sound unappealing or
a break fro~ midterms to widen uninteresting, or even if you have never attended any of the sympo ium events before, tru i the one to see. While the Race 1onologues focu the
your per peccive. Here are our sympo ium on students, there's no better way ro show your support than by itting d wn and respectfully listening. The monologues, wruch have all
picks for trus week. ranged in topic in year before, will reAect the ymposium's emphasis on beauty and self-perception.
ILLUSTRATIOB YL AURAE STRADA
choose to broadcast their sexual process of understanding, accept ab ut something that is just one
DEARQ UEER: preference seem like they arc till ing and valuing their identity as part of who you are. o if coming
not being honest with them elve . similar ro queer coming out tales. out publicly helps your process,
Al o, coming out is not only ap- The proces of understanding then I ay t go for it in whatever
ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH
Have a questiofno r
SCHOOL I KNEW THAT I WAS p your own exual orientati n and way you want. However, it is really
BISEXUAL, BUT I NEVER CAME cc or a queer being public about who you are is tough for me to tell someone what
OUT. SHOULD I COME OUT Mollie W h11ppie?
important and incredibly vali
IN COLLEGE?- Bl-GUY person, coming
dating for some people. In fact, «We (t he world)
out has whether you mean it or not, many
need to come up
people would ee a queer couple E,nail
historically been holding hand in public a a politi
with better
DEARB l-GUY, cal statem nt. piolot:E)g,nacilo. m
used as a term to But I am adverse to the term
language for
to havey ottr queer-:J
Fir t of all, ic i an indictment corning out becaus , as my friend
describe
against our culture that le bian put it, ' being queer is like a frac describing what it
considered.
gay, bi exual and transgender tion of who I am." We (the w rid)
a process of
people even need, or feel the need need to come up withb etter lan means to process
t , come ouL econdly, 1 think understanding, guage for describing what it means
your sexual
the term coming out has multiple to process your sexual identity o questionts - too
meanings. For a queer person, accepting and without using archaic term like
identity ... "
coming out ha historically been corning out, wruch ju t muddle sil/yo r stranges, o
u ed a a term to de cribe a pro valuing one's everything up. 1 do want to say
start the
ce of under tanding, accepting that corning out i a way of letting be or she should or should not do
sexual orientation
and valuing one's sexual orienta- your Great unt usie know to when 1 am not really sure what
conversatioann d tell
• cion and identity. stop asking if you have a girlfriend their m rives ar .
and identity."
Coming out, in my opinion, is yet, but the amount of assuming While 1 trunk Lewis & Clark yourf riends.
a very Aawed term for de cribing and judgment that people have ha been a generally safe space for
that proce , not only becau e plied to queer people. People with about queers is infuriating, which me to be queer, that is not always
it implies that speaking publicly phy ical or mental di abilities, is what makes us feel like we need true for others. ach person
about who you like to have sex trans people and other identities ro come out in the first place. should have the right to decide
with is the normal thing to do, that are typically viewed as outside I don't want you to feel pres- • how much they want to talk ab uc
bur it makes tho e who do not of the norm have described the sured by society or others to talk one part of their identity.

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FEATURES
THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 7, 2014
BY MIA FREIBERG resource center for "lesbien, gai, I quickly debated who e French ter for those who may identify as imagine what we could do with a
STAFFW RITER bi exual, trans and inter exe folk." wa better and finally worked up LGBTI. Its hiscory began with the full month."
Di covering "La cation" wa the courage to approach him. s harassment of a lesbian couple on Working at "La cation" is
What better way co immerse a intentional a it was intimi ing our nervous French, and chi the era bourg tramway in 2009 beyond ideal and incredibly
one elf in French culture than to dating. There were several club student's limited • nglish, we man and continued to it founding enlightening. While we're lucky
volunteer at the local le bian, gay, booths set up outside of the aged to get a Aier for "La cation" in 2011 in order to upport the enough to be able co publicize
bisexual, transgender and incersex international school building, one and began making plans to do our rights of LGBTI individuals here. its existence, it bears mentioning
resource center? Fortunately for of which erved ho t to an upset "stage" there. The physical space is divided into that Kevin and I were warned,
Kevin Castillo (16) and me, that tingly attractive young French Offering profes ional service three distinct spaces: the welcome multiple rimes during the hiring
happens to be the case. Just half tudent and a rainb w flag (in from a legal team, p ychological de k and art exhibition (featuring process, of the consequences of
a block behind otre Dame, face, everyone in this country is counselors and more from the different artists each month), the having this type of work experi-
between the Ile river and the devastatingly g od-looking). Im many volunteers who run all oth mediatech/library and the cafe. ence on a resume-in terms of
cathedral, sics "La cation" (The mediately catching our attention er aspects of the association, "La Individuals are greeted by workers eeking future employment or
tati o), trasbourg's premier for obviou reason , Kevin and cation" erves as a resource cen- at the welcome desk, often dope housing in France.
art and an empty doorway leading There are con cant reminders
inco the "cafe as ociarif" run by of the cultural difference. For
volunteers like Kevin and me. one, I learned from my "boss"
Although only required by during a training session that
Lewis & Clark our program to complete three the identity of gender queer or
co four hours per week, Kevin neutral ha n't developed here, as
Graduate School of
and I find our elve pending the French language i limited
Education and Counseling more rime than is nece sary at the to ~trictly masculine or feminine
place that reminds me the most adjectives. And of course there's
of home. We each have our own the "small" obstacle of having
respective shifts during the week, multiple volunteer training ses-
one in which we work together on ions exploring gender, sexuality
Monday evenings, and finally,w e and advocacy entirely in French.
are re ponsible for planning the nly in a space like this could
big "fete de oel" at the end of I possibly hope to challenge
December-a job I felt qualified myself co this extent, and still feel
Want to challenge the status quo
enough to take on with my experi- like I'm making a difference. I
ence as a Rusty ail coordinacor. suppose the next step (or maybe
in higher education?
The first event left to the the last) is to catch up on my
cafe volunteers wa "La ta- imone De Beauvoir in its original
tion's" third anniversary, a parry French.
Lucky for you, Lewis & Clark has a brand,new, which we had two days' notice to I am not just grateful co be
I organize. My idea for the theme a part of this community; I am
ocial justice,focused M.A. in Student Affairs
"Birthday Party for a Three Year grateful that it exists and that I
program, right across the street. Old" turned out to be very sue- have been given the chance to
cessful, including plenty of candy, augment its success. Not only do
face painting and a game of Pin I get a firsthand eerspective I had
the Gender on the pectrum only ever hoped to understand,
("Epingle le genre sur la cible"). but I also get a little slice of an
the wonderful volunteer, Gill , Lewis and Clark-esque queer
who runs the cafe, said to me, community, just a few blocks
"if we planned this in two days from my aparnnenc.
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THE PIONEER LOG 8
R?yW arrenA rt Showa nd.
arts
Z1nee ncouragceo nversations
aboutr acea na beauty events
BY EMMAG RILLO In addition to the art show, topics."
STAFFW RITER there will also be a Zine put out Khabele- tevens agreed.
On Monday, ov. 10, four by Mikaela Aguilar ('15) and "Art, especially when it deals CO~PILEDB YL AURENA CH{E
Lewis & Clark students will begin Ted Jamison ('15). According to with the political and the per onal ARTSE DITOR
the lengthy process of convert Jami on, the "zinc \vill feature po and the political as the per onal, it
ing camm Dining Room into an etry, pro e and vi ual art, all from starts conversations that ome
art gallery. However, thi is no LC rodents related to this year's rimes otherwise just talking won't
ordinary art show. Along with the symposium theme." do ... We can have those same
speaker series, the ymposium The zine will be printed conversations but from a different
puts on an art show, where pieces and distributed throughout the viewpoint, and access it differ
will be tackling the topics of race, week of the symposium for LC ently."
beauty and de ire. student and faculty to pick up at The art how will be up and
Hibaq dan ('15), Ian Blair their leisure. open all week, and the zine will
('15), Maya Flint (15), and Le edi ccording to Aguilar, she be passed around throughout the
Khabele- tevens ('17) are the and Jami on "wanted a space to week. Be sure to check out the
art show curators for thi year's share student work related to the work of your fellow community
sympo ium art show. After ymposium's theme. Becau e the members, and engage with the
undergoing an interview process theme is a very individual and topics of race, beauty and desire
Friday, Nov. 7-Nov. 15
to become art curators, they i - per onal topic, we wanted to give in a more personal and intro pee
sued a call for ubmi sions. They people the opportunity to share rive way.
Northwest Film Festival
received ubmission from 13 their thoughts and experiences in
different arti t , both on and off a more tangible way." THE DETAILS: Whitsell Auditorium, Portland Art
campus, with each artist submit Jamison agreed: " tudems
Museum
ting anywhere from a few pieces who are not comfortable in the THER AY
to a complete body of work. exposure of the Race Monologue festivals. nwfilm. org for times
fter meeting a few rimes as a might find an outlet in the zine." WARREN
group, the art curators accepted ot only do the artistic outlets
ubmissions from even different such as the zine and the art show SYMPOSIUM
Saturday, Nov. 8
arti ts. The art will be on display provide students with an opportu
RUNS FROM
throughout the ympo iwn for nity to express them elves in a way
Portland Percussion Group
rodents and faculty to browse. that they might not otherwise had
NOV. 12-14
The how will be smaller this a chance to, they al o help to keep Agnes Flanagan Chapel
year, and will only use two walls the conversation going. AND THEA RT
7:30 P.M.
in Stamm instead of the four that "Art is another way to engage
were used last year. with a serious topic," said Danni SHOW STAYS
"It i going to be a smaller Green ('16), one of the co-chairs
OPENA LL
how, but I think it is going to be of the Ray Warren Symposium. "l Sunday,Nov.9
really strong one. There are some think there needs to be a space for
t b ut r - Artist Talk ·th Richard Mosse
serious topics and very per onal
Portland Art Museum
2 P.M.
ew1n
Monday, ov. 10
I
KLC Presents: S uth Chapel
CASSETTE TAPES REVIEWS WITH A D.I.Y. SPIRIT Unplugged
Balcony of the chapel ori South
BYT EDJ AMISON indie music scene, anyway? When to be alone with their thoughts,
STAFFW RITER asked in an interview what he whatever they may be." Campus
liked about the city's music com Bursik's tape shines bright-
9 P.M.
munity, Bur ik replied with: "The est when played in the midst of
ARTIST:T RAVISB URSIKh ard work l see people put into po try writing, a late bike ride
their sets and their shows. o one home, a deep conversation with
ALBUM: SLOW MILK i in thi for the money .... People a friend. The vibe is imilar to Tuesday, Nov. 11
LABELA: LREADY are upporrive, and there's not a what Brian Eno threw at us in hi
lot of the cutthr at behavior you'd album, "Discreet Music," in '75. Shawn Levy Presents
DEAD TAPES
expect in larger markets." Bur ik himself has been making
"De Niro: A Life" Author Talk
RELEASEDO: CT. 6, This blend of dogged determi experimental music since 1995 ,
2014 nation and non-competitive spirit and this tape is proof of how far Powell's City of Books
is audible in Bursik's " low Milk." he has corn . If you don't Ii ten to
ARTISTL OCATION: 7:30 P.M.
l t's a drone album after all-full the whole thing, at least give the
ST.L OUIS, MO of long ong (the shortest is six title track, " l w Milk" a listen-it
minutes) peacefully relentless is exquisite.
swathes of sound. Llstening ac Wednesday,Nov. 12
tively to the cape is not the easiest
task; you'll have to fight to keep Lecture: Jibade-Khalil Huffman
ABOUT THE LABEL:
TED'S MISSIO active ears through its three tracks
Already Dead Tape i a
STATEMENT: of milky,o paque soundscape. I PSU Shattuck Hall Annex
Chicago-based tape label. Label
All right, let's get some things listened to it in many different set head Jo hua Tabbia proclaim, to 7 P.M.
sorted. tings over the week and found it
be very into the idea of tape a a
I'm not here to lecture you on was most enjoyable when I wasn't
collectible. This is indicated in the
Pitchfork's ''Best ew Music," fully engaged-when I let the
label's unique packaging and eye Thursday, Nov. 13
n r will I sit here and recite what album-wash over me as context.
plea ing aesthetic, which is one
I just read on tereogum. My ccording to Bursik, I may have
of the main rea ons that Already Watzek Screens: Wings
goal: cassette tapes. Pure, D.I.Y. had the right idea.
Dead ha rocketed to the fore of
archaeology. In the ca sette notes Bur ik Miller Center for the Humanities
my favorite tape label . The label
states, "Part of the idea is that
adverti e it elf as "very DIY''
S t . Louis has been getting people don't have to pay attention. 105
Tabbia doe a lot of the tape dub
well-deserved attention of You know that moment when you
bing and j-card artwork himself. 7 P.M.
late, and in my first column of catch yourself in a kind of reverie,
the emester I wanted to begin just staring off unfocu ed into the
my digging there:--EnterT ravis distance, obliviou to your ur
Bur ik's tape " low Milk." rounding ? That's the goal. I want
\l hat is it about the t. Louis the audience ... to have a chance

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9
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ality in an age of intense repre - piece of the Reed production for sixteen.
BY KENYAG RANICH sion - late 19th century Germany. his current project. Cult followers of the musical cackle from the shadows, beat their
STAFFW RITER ''They are living, breathing, suf For example, the entire stage is will recognize moments of cho students with canes, and abuse
fering human beings. ow." It is a chalkboard and characters often reography true to the Broadway their children. "I wanted to create
important, however, not to just draw out their setting and props, a production, but guest choreogra them as a grotesque expression
You're in a dark room. An army note the time se~g and fail to concept adapted from Simek first pher Jessica Wallenfels made an of adulthood," said Simek. ''The
of young men stands before you, recognize the characters' present round directing. effort to take this performance in teachers are creeps, the parents
bathed in flashing red lights. They relevance, said director tepan imek says he's especially a slightly different direction, favor are monsters. The children are the
kick over chairs, spew obscenities, imek. proud of his casting and the ing a looser, more improvised storytellers."
convulse over microphone stands This is not the first dance collaboration between himself "street style" over the cleaner This is the first musical to grace
to the throb of an electric guitar. Simek has had with the show; as and his actors, particularly his steps of the original. "She gave us Fir Acres since Urinetown was
o, you're not in a McMenarnins. a fresh faculty member of Reed three leads. Theatre regulars will a lot of liberty," Ma Johnson said, performed six years ago. ''I just
Thi weekend, the rock musical College in 1998, he directed the recognize William Jenks f16) in "she wanted it to feel more natural wanted to do something that was
pring Awakening is taking Fir straight play, incorporating music the role of Melchior, but the stage and less strict." very much alive again," said Simek.
Acres Theatre by angst-ridden and song into the performance al o welcomes newcomers Journie The balance between the "It's heartbreaking. It's beautiful.
adolescent storm. years before Duncan Sheik got Ma-Johnson (18) as Wendla and naturalness of the body and the It's important that you listen."
Based on the Frank Wedekind ahold of it. ''They stole my idea," Mason McClellan (17) as Moritz. strictness of the culture is a major Spring Awakening runs ovem
play of the same name, the show Simek joked. On the subject of The three perform the central theme of the play, perhaps most ber 7th-16th, tickets are available
follows a group of schoolchildren theft, imek admits to "steal- story in a whirlwind of sexual illustrated by the adult characters, on Fir Acres' Facebook or depart
wrestling with their budding sexu- ing" idea from himself, adapting awakenings, among the full cast of played by Emily Hodgson 15) ment web page.
BY IRISS HANKS
STAFFW RITER
The Pio:
SullivanM ackintosh
THE GROOVE:
DISNEYA ND QUEEN ILLUSTRATIOBNY F IONAK UZMACK
It' finally ovember, and
with trends. They tend to come
Halloween is nothing but a
from long-standing tradition ."
hauntingly-severe han~o er. hop
The e traditions are rather one that's been on her mind lately
windows are taking down their
varied-there are the '70s step a warthog's backside," but upon is "You're My Best Friend," which on top of some poppy Wurlitzer
creepy clowns (I'm looking at you,
aerobic jams, The Killers and, of inspection, I also found it to be comes from the same album as action.
Lewis & Clark Bookstore) and in
course Disney music. ullivan true. car has a way with words: "Bohemian Rhapsody." If you like it enough, or feel
their place, pop-up turkeys and
grew up jamming out to Disney, as ''Meticulous planning/Tenacity "It's a really good one that peo that it applies to one or more of
Christmas trees are being erected.
did many, but as she's grown older spanning" and the phrase "Quid ple don't know as well-it's just your friendships, "You're My Best
For some, the beginning of
this has taken on new significance. . pro quo" are just a couple of really sweet. Queen goes all over Friend" could make it onto a mix
the holiday ea on stirs up family
"I love 'Be Prepared' from The examples. the place ... they do everything." CD-the g1ft that is somehow
drama and g1ft-related tre s, but
Lion King. It's car's ong and he's ''The other one that's been In light of all of the nostalg1a, cheap, heartfelt and functional
for (hopefully) many more, this is
got really great vocabulary. I think a favorite of mine for ages," "You're My Best Friend" eems all at once. If you're considering
a sea on of some seriou ly power
I've really appreciated some of the Mackintosh said, " ... is Queen. like the perfect anthem for those the throwback, why not throw
ful nostalg1a.T heater maj(?r Sul
villains' songs lately because I'm They're pretty classic, but I grew out there who want that fuzzy in some Disney classics to top it
livan Mackintosh (15) has musical
able to pick up on some of the up listening to them on road feeling without any affiliated holi all off? It's officially the holiday
preferences that are nothing if not
nuances of their languages that I trips with my parents." Her two days. The song is a great reminder season, so be prepared: Let the
no talg1c.
never heard when I was younger." favorites are: " omebody to Love" of how lovely friendship is, all nostalg1ac arry you away, make
''My music preferences don't
As a kid, I was always particu and ''Bohemian Rhapsody" ("The tucked into the loveable 43-part a "dope" mixtape and keep gro
tend to change often or stay up
larly struck by the line "Wet as obvious one," she said), but the harmonies that Queen does best ovin', Pios.

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Romping around the Rose Quarter
1n
PLANNING YOUR GAME NIGHT AT THE MODA CENTER WITH THE BLAZERS
Tickecmaster and cubhub). These option in the area.
seats also come with access to the Even if the Blazer don't make
club lounges of the stadium. till much of an impact in the league
the corner options are ideal at the this eason, or you're not all that
200 level. into basketball, you can make the
300 Level: most out of y ur game day expe
Sections3 02,303,317,318,319, rience and have a rip-roaring romp
320,333,334 in the Rose Quarter.
Once you reach the top level
UPCOMING
of the [oda enter, the center
court eats reach a rca'sonable
EVENTS
price (about 20- 50 per ticker).
Of course, it is ideal that you find
eat for a lower row in the top
bowl, so that you have bener ighc HOME
lines and are closer co the action.
\void the corner ecrions of the
Volleyball
300 level, a the c scats have both
poor views and arc too distant LCv sW. hitworth
from the court. While the upper SaturdaNyo, v.7
deck seats arc not as desirable,
6p.m.
they are affordable and can pro
vide decent views (especially the
center court cat ). AWAY
'fHOl'OCOUlmSTOSf TM MOll(;AN The be t night
WomenB'as sketball
Generally, ticket price will be
The Moda Center in the Rose Quarter, towering over a TriMet bus passenger shelter near the transit best when the Blazers face poor LC PortlanSdt ate
@
center. competition. When buying rickets (Ex_hibition)
BY PETERM ELLING Quarter Transit enter. There is 150), they are incredibly close to onlinc, make sure to lo k at the SaturdaNyo, v8.
SPORTSE DITOR also the 4 t. John's bus nearby, the action and offer decent sight league standings to find out which
which should take you right to the lines. If you want lower bowl teams who have road dates in 5 p.m.
The 2014-15 B ea on i arena. arc i 2.50 for both. eats, yet do not want to shell our Portland are struggling. Also, be
underway, and the Portland Trail Parking your car or bicycle at for the center court eat (which sure to check the promotional
Blazer look to continue lase year's the arena is not difficult, eith r. can reach over 200 on both Tick chedule t2 find dates that may in ~
LC@ _PugSeotu nd
succe ses. This team not only has The West and Ease garages on ccrnascera nd cubbub), these are terest y u, like the Damian Lillard
the talent (with car like Damian Broadway t. hould provide an excellent option. Tbe cheape t coaster giveaway on ov. 17 and SaturdaNy,o v8.
Lillacd and LaMaccu Aldridge) to enough spaces for your car, and option in the lower bowl i the the Rip City Ale Fest on Mar. 28. 6 p.m.
gee back to the Western Confer they provide bike spaces as well. baseline sections, but the basket
enc playoffs and make a sig Parking for car ranges from obstructs the e seats and obscures Ro e Garden Grub
nificant run, but they also have 8- 15, and bike parking is free. mo t of the action on the opp - Around game time, where ~cet
a great venue, the M da enter. There are also creecs pace near site side of the c urt. else can you eat near the Rose LC PugeSt ound
@
However, what's the best plan for the arena as well, in case the ga 200 LeveL· Quarter? There are many dining
SaturdaNyo, v8.
game day at the Moda Center? rages are full. Sections2 06 207, 210 211 225, options within walking distance of
226 the arena, like the famed pirit of 11a .m.
Getting to the Moda The vantage point The e corner section of the '77 spon:s bar, the Ease Burnside
There ar everal route to Where are the be t eat at the econd level pr vide go d ighr izzle Pie, and the Mirakutei sushi
Football
get to the Moda Center, both via I da Center for th be ·c prices? lines for decent price (ranging bar. While there are restaurant
public cran pore and car. nc of Here's a level-by-level breakdown. from 40- 90). If you are willing within the actual Ro e uartct, LC @ GeorgFe ox
the best ways to do this is to cake 100 Level: to spend more money, the center namely the Pyramid Taproom at SaturdaNyo, v.8
the Pioneer Express to 6th and Sections105 108,116,119 court areas (sections 201-204, 213- choncly's Place and Dr. Jack's
1 p.m.
almon, and then cake the MAX While these seats do feccb 219 and 228-230) ar cheaper at substandard food and service keep
Blue, Red, r Green Lines to Ro ·c higher price (anywhere from 60- this level Oevelinga r und 150 on them from being the best eating
Pio Pride comes back to Griswold
F O OT B A L L C O M E S U P J U S T S H O RT AT T H E I R H O M E C O M I_N G G A M E
performance, posting career highs performance from all the players. an upset, the disappointed Pio
in passing yards (333), rushing Mazzuca said, ''It felt like a turned to their ideline and w re
yards (127), roucbdown passes culmination of all the frustrat- met with a randing varion from
(four), rushing rouchdown (rwo), ing games ince la t year's loss to a crowd that wa proud of the
and completion percentage (70.3). Claremont-McKenna ollege. For fight their team showed.
The entire offense played inspired the fir t time since that game it Por lineman Patrick Blaylock
fo cball, with Michael Hawkins felt like the entire team believed f16) and the other upper-level
(17) recording 13 catche for we were going to win the game cudents n the team, the moment
125 yard in the be t game of hi in the fourth quarter. e believed wa bitter weer.
career. It was a full team effort, it when they scored and when "It's likely the la t time I'll ever
with four different receiver catch we cored and when we went to play football at home, o it's sad,
ing touchdowns and urpa sing 50 overtime. J t was different." but for a fatal home game this was
yard receiving. Every player interviewed almost perfect," Blaylock aid.
"We had nothing to lo c com agreed that there was a different Th Pio wrap up their ca on
ing into the game, and it bowed vibe on acurday,a nd that they felt with one more hoc at a vicrory
Quarterback Cody Rochon ('18) outruns a Pacific defender.
in bow we played," said offensive they left it all on the field. against George Fox Uni eff..,it)f'-'<ifl"'.-,. =.._.- - -
BYJ OHN TRUPIN in a back and forth contest that lineman Colby Mazzuca C1 6) The team was invigorated by a 7, 0-5), a team struggling in their
STAFFW RITER ended with a 48-42 Pioneers loss "that wa the best performance raucous home crowd that swelled fir t year of football in the
in_ov~time, in front of a massive we have had as a team all year." with LC cudents and alumni While the Bruins have over 50
In a season that has kept crowd that lived and died with the Confidence has been. hard to who wer thrilled by the competi more player on their roster than
them on the road for rwo-thirds Pios the entire game. come by in a season that has been tive di play they witnessed from LC, the Pios hope to prove their
of their games, football had an Facing a mighty Pacific de- full of disappointment and late their team. Mazzuca held that the worth. Mazzuca i ure the team
almost perfect Homecoming fen e, which boa red the second Los es for the Pioneers. However, crowd wa an integral part of the will carry this confidence forward.
game against Pacific niversity ranked defen e in the orthwest omething about this game's game for L . "We can't be sari fied just be
lase aturday afternoon. Lewis & Conference, the Pio offense ex atmo phere wa different. "We could feel their energy," cause we played well this week. We
Clark (0-8 overall, 0-6 conference), ploded with its best performanc For linebacker Brennan Ort azzuca said. s the final whistle can build on it though, for next
with heroic effort, pushed the first of the season. Quarterback Cody mann C1 6) even though the game blew after Pacific's overtime week and next ea n," Blaylock
place Pacific (5-2, 5-0) to the limit Rochon (18) gave a herculean ended in a loss, it was a powerful touchdown ended L 's hopes of said.

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THE PIO EERL OG
NOVEMBER 7, 2014
COMPILED BY MADDIE LEE Pl 1()1() RY l.MIIY SHIMI\NCJ
PORTSE DITOR
ROCKY MCNEFF the mental t6ughnes:. that thi" puctice they aJ ·ays yell "R<,ck What are your post-grad plans?
current team has now: Thi· ,;e,t:·on Rochellcl" and then yell at one of I want to teach Engfuh abroad
LEFTM ID/DEFENSE
we came 10 with the: mentality that u • using the wrong name, so that's anJ then come back co the ~·Lucs
What have hcen the be t u·c can and \'I-ill beat all of the been pretty memorable. w teach Kindergarten or High
team:. in conference, and that h.u ~chool English, v,.hiJcp ur:.umg a
parts about playing for Lewis
made such a difference. What do you wi h to leave coaching career a • well.
& Clark for the past four
behind?
years?
The most rewarding part What is one of your fondest l\ly puns to my hilarious suc If you were to have a yearbook
of my four year:, here at LC memories from LC soccer? cessor,;, my . fc<;sim 0vc "to Kell} quote, what would it be?
\X'dl thi" \\ h<,lc sca~on our Priest ('18), and c ·crything I own " 'o lubla mgle!-''
has been ,·atch.tngt he team
coachl.'<h; ave gotten R.ochdlc to Kylit:C :1rcra( 16.)
progrcs. to where we are today.
\Vhcn I came in.w e J.i<ln'th ave Jore.Ian (' I an<l l mixed up. so m
GEENA FONG terun. \X'e were able to Jo this be will al\\•ay chcnsh. What are your po t-grad plans?
cau e of head coach Jun Tursi, the 1 will be pursuing a finance
GOALKEEPER
incoming playc::rsa nd the change What do you wish to leave career in a place where 1 can get a
in memaliry. behind? finance job.
What have been the best parts I know that this team ii. in
ahotit playing for LC for the What is one of your fondest good hands. 1 hope to leave If you were to have a yearbook
past four years? memories from LC soccer? behind our valued conversations quot , what would it be?
The Oae ming1 willn everf otgct wirh Lindsey Milgrom ('16) and I've learned that life is like a
here my last four years was the is the people 1 met along the way. .tl.1a.risSaa ncarella ('16). And che_ _____ r_ o_l_l of toilet paper. The closer it
ttaositionf romb. ciag OD a h'Vll:r'ft,OC who ame into my life weirdest member of our house gets to the end, thr fasta' it goes.
lasting impact that I goes1 1>K ailey Pate( '16).
Disappointing draw for Soccer
deking her way past Whitman inevitable Lewis and Clark win.
defender , Emily Tho mp n f 16) 89:16, the fans fell ilent. hock
ripped a hot from outside the ca c a shadow upon the players
box. The bullet aimed directly at and upporcer a the game would
the keeper, immediately go into extra rime.
Case had no chance of reigning gain, pure domination in the
it in, and had to re ort to deflect attacking third rang true for the
ing the shot elsewhere. Pio women. Although this rime,
Racfield swooped in on the Wbionan's netminder Casey would
rebound and pounded the back be impenetrable. fter the whistle
of the net, leaving nothing up to blew ending both of the 10 min
chance. The fierce goal electrified ute overtime halves, the 1-1 draw
the home supporting crowd, and was solidified.
the women on the field began to Feeling more like a los than
feed off of the energy. a tie, the Pios shook the hands
The game suddenly became of their competitors and left the
Marley Hauser ('16) puts Whitman defenders on their heels in
theirs to win or lose. field perplexed as to what had
Saturday's tie.
Pio defense, led by a wall of occurred over the previous 20 or
four, did all that they could against so minutes.
from the Whitman defense. With the desperate Whitman strikers. Although a win for the Pios
BY CONNOR LAUBENSTEIN
STAFFW RITER some crosses sent into the middle s stated earlier: for eighty-nine would have had no effect on con
of the attack by Megan Ratfield minutes, they dominated. ference standings, as the season
For 89 minutes, they dominat fl 6), the Pios had b en knocking With 44 seconds left in regula comes to a close, the women can't
ed. On a cold and gray aturday on Whitman's keeper Haley Case's tion, Whitman midfielder Danielle help but feel a good opportunity
morning the Lewi & Clark wom door since the stare. Audino booced a floating spinner had slipped through their hands.
en's occer team ~ook the pitch The unyielding Whitman of a shot from some thirty yards This weekend the Pio squad
against conference foe Whitman defense would however, keep our. Pio keeper, Geena Fong (15) puc a cap on their productive
College. The two squads would the score level at zero leaving the sensed the impact of the shot as season travelling on Friday to
eventually banle for 110 minute pitch after 45. she began backing into her box. third-place Linfield College, and
without either claiming victory. s the referee blew the whi de There was nothing to be done. second-place niversity of Puget
fter a gruelling first half of to commence the final half of Curling in at the last second, the ound the following day. A few
play, the Pioneers ran into the regulation, an insatiable Pio of ball smashed the back of the points toward their conference
locker room, content with their fense resumed its attack. Finally, upper-left corner of the goal. standing this weekend will make
primary efforts, but fru traced 64 minutes gone by, Haley Case t 89:15, Pio supporters in a great statement on what g d is
with the fack of compensation would give in. Dribbling and the crowd were cheering for the to come &om L soccer.

12 THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 7, 2014
Strappedf or Cash Edition
Will
work 4 donor dollars,' begs LC administration
AFTERT HE SUCCESS OF PARENT'S WEEKEND, LC TRIES FOR A ROUND TWO: DONOR'S W~EKEND
BY DANIEL ELLIOTT and common areas for as many they were like, o! Bad! This is a man driving a luxury car along ex," the fundraising strategy used
STAFFW RITER chairs and seats as we could find. for the alumni, what did you think Terwilliger Blvd boasting a "Lewis by the university last year to great
We even lifted the benches from the money we spent on all of & Clark 81" bumper sticker and and slightly illegal-success.
Tragedy befell the Lewis & Darkstar and owhere, but we this was going towards?You, the a Pioneer pride flag off the radio "Yeah, we don't talk about that
Clark administration last weekend, promi e we'll get them back to the current student?' I just shrugged antenna. The two had a nice chat one anymore," Director
a yet another year of Alumni stoner a oon as po ible." and left." about the school for a while, until of dvancement
fundrai ing went by without any Unfortunately it was not s a last ditch effort, tudeoc Bla sner offhandedly mentioned ervices Mulodey
uccess. The school had planned enough, and in fulfilling a long recruits sent out passive-aggres something about donations, at Melkey added.
to hold an extravagant dinner for standing LC alumni tradition, sive emails to all of the invited which point the man recoiled vio "Rest assured the
their former students in hopes of nobody showed up. guests, telling them how great lently, and made a audible hissing right people are
raising funds. the party wa , and how it was noise before slamming on the gas in prison for
"Yeah, Parent's Weekend really probably good that they didn't go pedal and speeding away, leaving that."
cleaned us out," said head finan "We even lifted anyway, before ultimately re Ort Blasner empty handed.
cier Var] Cance. "We didn't really ing to begging them to "please "Damn," he said after return
the benches from
tell anyone but we don't have any' donate anything you can." As ing to campus. "That hasn't
money left to pay for all the key of Wednesday evening, LC has worked for the last 35 years, but
Dark.star and
necessities of a college experience, received exactly one response, I really thought we had them this
like pool cues for the Platt-How Nowhere, but we from 59-year-old alumnus Barry time."
ard main lounge, bigger swim_ming chwartz, whose reply contained o one is sure what yet will be
pools and free condoms in all promise we'll get no money and only a short written done about the lack of philan
the dorms, so we figured, 'what statement, which read, "Loi no thropic interest among ~I.IIllO.i,
the hell, let's hold a fundraising them back to the XD." but some departments have
dinner!"' LC President Garry Blassner, already begun efforts to protect
stoners as soon as
Everything had to be perfect: disappointed but not dissuaded, their paychecks. The various
"We just had to make sure every took to the streets immediately secretaries of the university
possible."
thing was just right," said Campus following the event looking for have banded together in
afety Officer Rick Grimes. "We any possible alumni or donors the spirit of "Pios for
made sure there was enough seat "I thought the school was just who might be willing to give Pios" and created
ing for all LC alumni currently being really nice and giving us something, anything, to the col " ecs for Secs."
alive:just in case they all wanted free food and a nice place to sit," lege. According to one eyewitness, This is not to be con
to come. We scoured classrooms drian Blomeh fl 6) said. "But Blassner managed to flag down fused with "Secs for·
ILLUSTRATIONB YM IMI HOVILA
The Lord of the Dollars: Fellowship of the Donors
A BRAVEG ROUP OF ADMINISTRATORES MBARKO N A QUESTTO FINDT HE FUNDST O SAVEO UR SCHOOL
BY DRAKE MACFARLANE acquismon. fter many prayers "Right now, we've got the pride sometimes," one admin tudents, however, remain
BACKDOOR EDITOR to the late President John Dean of tudents trying to istrator who asked to remain baffled and largely jaded.
R. Howard, they fanned out find the Ark of the Covenant, anonymous said. "Reed has "You know, they could give
Facing lower rates of alumni across the land in search of the Dean of the College of us a reason to want to give.
and donor giving, the Lewis the funds needed to keep this rts and cieoces is off to Develop a better community,
"Most importantly,
& Clark administration has find Burnie Madoff's hidden treat students less like piggy
resorted to sending their staff "After many cash stash, and I think the Vice President Garry banks and foster tradition? The
across the land in search of President has gotten lost in a college finance bubble is go
funds. Compared to schools prayers to the late Portland strip club," Campus Blassner has ing to burst any day now. Why
like Reed College and Harvard Safety Officer Rick Grimes would we give?" Maximilian
University, LC is but a pau- President John said. decided to make a Quaid III ('15) said. "Instead
per. After a recent Board of R. Howard, they Armed to the teeth with of searching for some silver
Trustees meeting, the powers pocket protectors, LC elevator dramatic return to bullet solution, they could
that be decided that this drastic fanned out across pitche·s and big smiles, these work towards fixing the un
his music career in
actionhad to be taken. administrators have pulled out derlying, systemic issue with
"Alumni just aren't giv- the land in search all the stops. Clad in business order to drum up higher education."
ing anymore. We can't pos casual, some are even go- Despite these misgivmfl!'s--:---, ..-..
sibly think of a reason why! It of the funds ing door-to-door in Portland, funds." the earch for real giving has
can't be becau e they already searching for donations. UC· continued. Most importantly,
dropped almost a quarter of a needed to keep this cess, however, has been tragi President Garry Blassner has
million dollars on their educa institution a.float." cally limited. an endowment of over 500 decided to make a dramatic
tion," said Dean of tudents There have even been re million and way better school return to his music career in
Georgette Romero. port of admµiistrators going spirit. urely they could lend order to drum up funds. Going
A fellowship of administra institution afloat. Casualties are to Reed to beseech them for us some of it! They're all about by "G-Blassy," the rapper has
tors has been formed, follow expected to be high, but the cash. free love and communism, refused to comment, preferring
ing the ancient rites of revenue rewards are reportedly worth it. "We have to swallow our right?" to express himself in rhyme.
*The Backdoor is a work of humor and fiction.
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