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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College’s Student-Run Newspaper
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NEWS
2 THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
STAFF New Pioneer Express shuttle
Editor-in-Chief
Zibby Pillote
• • •
promises consistent service
ManagingE ditor
Caleb Diehl
EDITORIAL
News
JoeyC armichaelJ, ()Shfr eeman THE EVERP RESCIENTP IONEER LOG OFFERSA FRESHL OOK AT THE TWO
Opinion
WEEK OLD BUS
Michelle Chemack, KaiyaG ordon
StyleS ource BY PIO EERL OG STAFF
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Features Lewis & lark students
Julia Burns, Allie McRaith exasperated with unreliable
transportation now have l ss
Arts
Katrina Staaf, Guadalupe Triana rea on to feel anxiety over late
bu es and potentially mi ed
ports
cla ses, appointments and events;
Lauren Achee, Caitlin Basilio a new shuttle has entered service,
Backdoor alleviating the burden on the older
Tyler Wayne Patt rwn and les reliable hurtle.
L i keeping the u ual Pi nc r
Illustration Editor
Express off-campus while it
, mi lie Shumann
undergoes repair .
Photo Editor •~ till have it. With the
Hanna Grannis
mechanical is ues, we needed to
COPY CHIEF do something about [the bu J "
Ail Feber aid u tainability and ucreach
Copy Editors Manager J\my Dvorak.
Bina Benight, Trushaa Castelino, Po t-Thank giving schedule
Elizabeth DeBunce, Colin Fuller, changes arc also poised to reduce
Emma Hoch-Schneider
rider crowding.
CONTRIBUTORS •~ e're considering increasing
StaffW riters the number of afternoon stops to
Talal Achi, Beau Broughton, Maya
help prevent inconvicnces caused
Gold, Anya I !;ill, Lacey Jacoby,
Lauren Lovato, Drake Macfarlane, by rush hour traffic," said Dvorak.
CJ Macleod, Peter Melling, Marly ext semester may) "eld more
Williams
changes for Pioneer E q>ress The new Pioneer Express parked outside Templeton Student
Photographers service. Transporation and
Austyn Byassee, Lacey Jacoby Parking is currently considering
new weekend stop in the Pearl
Illustrators
Annie Broutan. Adrian Miner, Amy Di trict and Id Town, cu1rural
Roche, Evan Roche areas of interest for a broad range
of srudencs.
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NEWS
NOVEMBER 22 , 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 3
Raising awareness of global poverty
NINETEEN STUDENTS LIVE ON $2 A DAY TO SIMULATE IMPOVERISHED LIVING CONDITIONS
BYTALAL ACHI
TAFFW RITER
From the evening of ov. 18
to the afternoon of ov. 20, 19
Lewis & Clark students lived on
a budget of 2 each per day. L
Effect, a student club, put on thi
campaign.
The participants pooled their
money, 76, to buy supplies: food
(guinoa, garbanz bean , black
beans corn, armeal, peanut
and banana ), c al lighter fluid,
di hwa hing fluid and toothpaste.
Then they fi rso k their rooms,
their ph nes their computers-all
the comforts on could not afford
when living on 2 a day-and
mov d inc the Ru ty ail co- AM
LIVlNG
op. For cwo nights they slept on
the floor, and for two day they
relied only on the amenities 0
rechnological, sanitary, etc.-
pr vid cl by the infra crucrure
of L 's academic campus and
the co-op. They did not use the
c - p's eleccricity or heating, th y
co ked their meals on a charc al
grill outside and they did not
show r. The " 2 a ay" proj ct
wa intended co simulate (as best
as possibl within chi collegiate
context) Ii r the participants the
xperience of living at the global
Allie Collins ('17).
p erty line.
The gl bal poverty line is a 1ahoney- 1osedale also
monetary thre hold cablish d by aid that on of th goal of
the nired ations. le represents the " 2 a Day" project, as well
th minimum incom necessary to as of L £feet more broadly,
sustain long-t rm well being and was to pr mote the concept
i currently set at two dollars f micr finance. LC ffccr is
a day. ccording to E 0 affiliated \\-;th ama teDirecc,
a pecialized agency of cl1 a microlending GO op rating
who e purpose is to promote in Guatemala. Microloans are
international collaborati n coward mall, short-term loan (typically
global peace and security, about 200-500 for about six months)·
half f th world' population with very low int re t rates. The
lives below the po erry line, and purpos of such loans is usually to
1.2 billion people Ii e on less than provide low-income people with
1 a day. the opp rrunity to attain en ugh
"le is imp rtant for our mall business cash fl w to a cend
community to be aware of from poverty into the financiall
what the global poverty line is," u tainabl middle clas .
Prances lahoney-Mo edale ('16) amasteDirecr focuses primarily
said. " n a personal level, chi on economically empowering
imulacion h uld give me me a impoverish d Guatemalan
sense of the challenges faced b women, and ne of the goal
impoveri hed individuals all over of LC Effect is to fundraise for
th w rid." microloans.
Ciarra Vu ('16) in the co-op, where the students lived and slept. PHOTOGRAPHB Y LAUY JACOBY
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OPINION
4
THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
Editorial
Road to warm beer paved with good intentions
La t year, a gr up of students certainly doe not pr mot a bet a test If Maggie' had a more night party off the Hill. nd substantial snack .
who wanted to use school fund ter alcohol culture. Here are some clearly designated space for pub because the pub has a three drink For better Friday night
co brew beer made a push to idea for improvement goers, going there co drink would limit with a pretty small selection pr gram.ming, the Pub should
change the conversation about 1. If Maggie's Pub aims to take on a whole different feel. of beer and wine, there is ju t no offer a happy hour. Open at 3
alcohol on campus. hat wa engage upperclassmen and "It bas potential," said Peter way that it could. Eveor program p.m. in read of 4 p.m., and offer
once a di cussion dominated keep them on campus, stu King ('14). "I think the actual ming hould receive an empha is di counts for an hour or cw , plus
by the Oregon Liquor Coorrol dents shouldn't be treated like facility would benefit from a more on Thur day night with alcohol deals on food-this would engage
omrnission's threats and tall children. defined 'pub space' with nice eat as an option for randing events, non-drinking srudents. They
tale about ampo buses was to s the OLCC already sets clear ing, rather than the little tables like the Wednesday ight oncerc could also push a "late night"
become something more mature. constraints on the pub, it is ti they ha e now." enes. happy hour like many bars in
That never happened. diculou that in order to buy one "lt's wonderful that the school "Trivia night was fun," said Portland do.
When Dean of rudent nna beer, you mu t have your identity is responsive enough to put the Robin Kuik (14), "bur it didn't 4. If it is for students, in
Gonzalez arrived on campus last verified three times. pon enter pub in Maggies," said Elijah have a very 'pub' feel." volve students.
year, one of her goals was to ing, you show your ID. Then, Prob t ('14), "but let's face it; it If Maggie's weren't com Overall, the pub ju t feels
establi h a pub on campus. fcer whoever i distrubing the neon isn't 'cool."' For Probst, Mag- peting with other Friday night way too "dining hall." Of-age
much research, c nvincing and wri cband checks your birthday gie' Pub i far le favorable than on-campu event and inevitable rudeoc on campu want t feel
paperwork, Maggie's now ells in the chool's system. Finally, hanging out at any other Portland off-campus parties, traffic would like they're going to a bar. We're
beer and wine on Thursday and when you appr ach the bar, you bar, cafe or venue becau e of rhe theoretically increa e. nd open adults. We're on rhe cusp of en
Friday night ( arurday ervice show y ur ID again. Frankly, it decor. "] f the jRusty ail] could ing the pub on more weekdays tering the "real" world-why nor
has been removed). is insulting to have your birthday serve beer openly it would be would hardly encourage bad be give us an experience tl1at more
But srudenrs don't show up. ln looked up only seconds after you uper popular .... People would havior-it might even teach kids closely resembles that? Involve
rder to change the conversation present a valid form of ID. much rather hang out in a place ro be morer esponsible about their srudcocs in choosing the beers on
Bon ppetit needs to engage 2. Commit to the pub as an that has actual character." drinking. And if Bon ppetit is menu, in the snack selection and
srudents in the alcohol culture institution. 3. Improve Programming. worried about cu hiooing those in e enc planning. Maggie's Pub
chat already exi cs. Maggie's Pub, It is hard to enjoy a beer next Maggie's Pub would be hard three beers a srudent can drink, can succeed; ir just isn't trying
while valuable, is not inviting and to some ne wh is cramming ~ r pre sed to c mpete with a Friday it hould pr vide better, more bard enough.
"I don't know that I see
STUDENT "Maggie's is uninterest
a huge problem with [the
pub], but it could easily be ing. It's like going to a 7 / 11
abused by students." crossed with the trailroom to
VOICE
drink beer."
- Gemma Baumer ('1 7)
- Rory Lynch ('15)
ra1-tluiik-uiat_ff_tlie-coffege-were-taking-tlusseno-usfy,-ilier,
"I don't think I would ever use Maggie's as a pub.
I I
:Wouldu se the East rec room. It' already et up like a bar.:
Even once I turn 21, I would be much more likely to
I I
: Drinking beer in a coffee hop feel trange. Space i a :
drink in a restaurant with dinner or with my friends.
: zero-sum game on this campus and it seems strange to :
Drinking beer or wine in a coffee shop would be too
I I
'make two popular needs-a coffee shop and pub-compete'
weird."
when underutilized spac is literally across the cobble
stones."
- Kaitlin Sommerfeld ('15)
- Micah Leinbach ('14)
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Students can help improve internet experience
BY ADAM BUCHWALD mediocrity is the new normal. coverage emerged as tudents tricky to install on devices. orne staff positions. o I'm feeling
ASSOCIATE VICE PRESIDENT AND I'm glad people poke up and number one priority in terms of were ju t plain old physical better, but would like to know if
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER held us co a high standard. Your IT resources. o we gee it and are failures, like what happened to . thi is true or not. Which brings
voice is important; it was heard taking step a residence hall me to the le son I learned from
I would like to contribute to and we adjusted our tactics based and making "We have since fixed router. Com all of this: I need better ways to
the ongoing dis!=ussion about the on your feedback. o thank you. investments bine those with communicate with srudencs and
wireless i sue we experienced In term of wireles , I want co ensure many of the issues, multiple staff to get your input. I think I h.ave
this past fall. Before I do, how you to know that we understand wireless is po itions rurn some ways co do this, bur am
ever, I would like how critical more stable have plans in ac- ing over and we open to any suggestions (email
to thank CV ryone "Your voice is im- ir i in every and robu t tion to increase our nded up where me at cio lclark.edu). I plan on
who wrote an day life. For for the future. we did. U of having more interaction between
. article, sent us an portant, it was some people, T don't this doesn r re IT and srudenr governments, I
stability and have
email topp d by it wa n't ju t want t get ally matter when will b tarting a bl g that can b
heard and we ad
ro gee help, and frus tracing; ir inro the de replaced key staff it boils down to found from our IT webpage and
other wa s that justed our tactics wa clo ing tails here but . . ,, not having wire- l will be seeking more ways to
we received input acce to on- a wa men- pos1t1ons. 1 s ace ss, but pr vidc informati n and r c ive
from you, the based on your 1.inec ool and tioned earlier, it made it more input from rudents.
students. '\' e n d communica the problem complicated for Thank you for peaking up,
to he~r fr m y u feedback." tion rhar are were acrually a sequence f un u r diagn c r f cau e . I h pc the wirele expcricnc
increasingly related event that all impacted As T mentioned we have since is impro ing and I I k forward
r
mceL ur e pec- imporraor in wirele access. ome were our fixed many of the i sue ha e to finding way to engage and
tation , and my greace. t fear i our daily activities. When w choice, like the new et",;o rk \c plan in action to increa c ur communicate 111 r directly with
thaLw e don't becau e •ou believe did a ur e recently, wireles ccss onrrol tl1at at times proved tabiliry and have replaced key all of you.
OPINION
THE PIONEER LOG 5
NOVEMBER 22, 2013
Student wordS ignite important conversations
RACE MONOLOGUES PROVIDE GENUINE AND PERSONAL PERSPECTIVESO N RACE AND ETHNICITY
BY LACEYJ ACOBY coocrol when Katherine Quaid discussions, keynotes and other challenged com.moo assumptions. minoritie in our community. o
STAFFW RITER fl 4) break down during her rurn events. These events examined One student, Hannah Manetta one should feel excluded or i o
in from of the microphone. how such personal issues translate ('14), made the important distinc lated, particularly when it comes
Hannah tkin on ('14) and The facilitators were right. The to rrugration and immigration, tion between race and economic to something as personal and
Raymond Fenton ('16) intro Race Monologues, a highlight of education popular culture and Status, permanent
duce the Race Monologues co an the Ray Warren ymposium on daily life, while staying true to pointing "The Race Monologues as race and
overflowing room. They ask the Race and Ethnic tudie , were not the overarching theme of ''Police out that ethnicity,
provided the answer to the
audience not to perfor- tares, Prison atioos." the two and par-
"Anytime you discuss
clap since the mances; Anytime you discus race and do not ticularly in
personal aspects of these
eveoc is not a instead, ethnicity, you have to navigate the neatly an environ-
race and ethnicity,
performance. they were guilt of those who feel privileged corre- questions and challenged· ment that
fter that brief you have to navigate painfully and the resentment of those who lace or is said to be
introduction, honest and feel oppressed co arrive at some equate., common assumptions. " diverse and
the fuse speaker the guilt of those who personal truth. Yet how does one balance and tolerant.
ceps up to the portrayal the academically oriented distance challenging assumptions about The Ray Warren ymposium
microphon , feel privileged and the of what it fteededf or objectivity with the "privilege." Many of the tudent presented important facts, tatis
pulls herself means to be personal experiences that neces- couched upon the dependence of tics and definitions throughout,
resentment of those
cogether during a minor- itate the di, cussioo in the fu t minority status n the I cation of but as the culminating event, the
a long pause and ity at Lewis place? s you uncover problems, the individual. ome had been in Race Monologues did not seek
who feel oppressed."
launches into & Clark. how do you seek ut and ap- th majority in their hometown or academic explanation or infor
what would be These ply solutions to a copic that our previous school, only to become a mation. Io tcad, for Fenton, "the
the fuse of many heart-wrench stories were the culmination of society has rurned inco something minority at LC. Others had always monologues are wake-up calls,
ingly honest scories and poems. three days of testing, questioning hypersensitive and oot-to-be- been in th minority. lode cl, an crie fi r change to be made, but
The emotional intensity builds in and examining words like "minor di cu sed? community of people will inevita at the same time, they can only
the audience a the night g e on, ity," "race" and "ethnicity." They The Race onologues pro bly contain majority and minority inspire action." .The question
and everyone who has not already gav intensely personal oic s to a vided th answer co the pet onal groups; the problem i that the is-what happens now? We have
reached the point of tears loses conversation started by the panel aspects f these question and students revealed that they. feell ike been told, but will we listen?
School gives no
acknowledgement
o Veterans Day
=~t ______
BY DRAKE MACFARLANE to accept the request, offer an
TAFF WRITER other day off in lieu of rerans
Day or deny the reque t entire! .
A national holiday pas ed by LC abiding by this fairly superfi
la t Monday, and, a far as Lewis cial law i n't, ortl1 praising at all.
& Clark is concern d, it didn't u don' have co agree with
even happen. ecerans Day, a the wars our veterans fou ht in.
day for memorializing our na Y u ma be a pacifist, a con ci
tion' fightin men and women, entious objector, in disagreement
wasn't recognized by our chool with policy and mor . But
at all. l find it di re pectful and that does not mean one h uldn't
di heartening that ur ch I at lea c recognize our et rans'
doesn't even make the effort co sacrifices. The point of Veterans
acknowledge the sacrifices many Day i n't to glorify war. Far from
ha e made in the defense of our it-it i meant to give a day to
country. Ir' downright deplor re peer our eterans who have
able. often gone through hardship
The strange part is wbar our we cannot fath m. Historically,
cho I doesr ecognize. Fir r of all, veteran in chi country ha e had
L recognize Memorial Day, a a hell of a time readjusting to
day for rem mbering those lo t civilian life let alone functioning
in war. ~ hat's incere ting is that in ciery ucce fully. Do I re
of the cwo "military" holidays ally need to remind everyone of
thi institution decide to recog how iecnam ar veterans were
nize the one about the dead and created?
not the li ing. lc's odd, hone tly. ] propose a few things. Fir t,
·urtherm re, our school recog l don't expect L to cue classe
nizes Hall ween, Thanksgiving r anything ridicul u like that. l
and Martin Luther King, Jr. Day do expect our school co recognize
through e encs, ann uncements the holiday formally, whether
and m re. ow the excu e the that be through announcements,
school makes is that as a private a speaker, a moment of silence,
organization it i nor required a forum or other mean . I ee no
by law t rec gnize r give time rea on why this h lida hould
Qff for federal holidays, such not b recognized by thi institu
as\ eceran Day. To ave face tion. Finally, I implore my fellow
however, the do c mply with a students to not sit id! when
recent reg n law , hich allows thin like this happ n. lf_there
veterans co requesta day off. i omething about our institu-
There are certain legal tring ti n that you di like, feel free co
attach d. cc rding to th Slales voice y ur opinion. '\ e do have
,nan] 011malv, eterans have co the power to change things in
give at lea t 21 day ' notice and thi chool, large or small. All it
provide proper identification of cake i a group of really dis
military service, and the employ gruntled students. We have a say
er is only required to process the here; after all, we are paying for
reque t. The employer i allowed tuition.
6 THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 12, 2013
STYLES OURCE
BY MARY GATES
Hannah M·tter·
Lafayette, Colo.
2014
Sociology and Antropology Major
Rhetoric and Media Studies Mi.nor
What is your thesis project about?
I am doing my senior thesis on makeup tutori
Make up guru Hannah Miller is incorporating her
als as an expression of the makeup culture on line. I am
passion for online make up tutorials into her senior
also hoping to use my project to present at the Gender
thesis project by making her own tutorials. "What I am
Studies symposium in the spring. My idea for that is not
doing is fully immersing myself in the culture that I am
only to present my paper, but also to be able to do a
studying,'' Miller explained. In her videoes she gives
live demo.
both how-to make-up tutorials and reviews of make up
products purchased with money from a SAAB grant. The
What was it like to ask SAAB for money to buy make
videos can be found on YouT ube under the username
up?
"MahouShoujoMUA."
It was terrifying. The SAAB process was truly
the most terrified I have felt. I had to continually remind
myself every moment that what I was doing was worth
it, and what I was doing was a valid form of research.
It just looks different. I think getting money from SAAB
to actually be able to buy something at Ulta was one
of the biggest accomplishes that I have had at Lewi &
Clark.
What I the me nm~ h nd your u rn me?
It means magic girl in Japanese. Like Sailor
Moon or Sabrina the TeenageW itch, Anyone can be
come a magical girl! Clark Kent-he's technically a magi
cal girl. MUA stands for "make up addict" or "make up
addiction." It's a common acronym within the culture.
How u n o n
Make up is seen as some requirement of gen
der, but it's not. It's a way for people to be who they
want to be. Anyone can use any amount of make up
and it doesn't change you as a person, but it's a way of
constructing that person. Using make up to appear fem
inine doesn't make you weak. For me it's about show
casing how empowering femininity can be and reclaim
ing that empowerment for people-not just women.
ARTS
NOVEMBER 22, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 7
THANKSGIVING EXTRAVAGANZA
WHETHER YOU'RE SPENDING THE WEEKEND ALONE IN A DORM ROOM, IN THE COMPANY OF INSUFFERABLE RELATIVESO R
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Portland Events
TAYINGH ERE?N EVERF EAR!
Y JESSEM ERCHANT
TAFFW RITER
Thursday, Nov. 28
The Give Handmade ale
The Left Bank Annex, 11 a.m.
21 t Annual inter onderland
Portland Internacional Raceway,5 p.m.
MA l-PontkifuLl ift
Portland 5 7:30 p.m.
Friday, Nov. 29
Public Tour-2013 Contemporary
Art ward
Portland Art Museum, 12:30 p.m.
Fresh French horcs
hicsell uditorium, 7 p.m.
wA °f~vp
TheS hining
ILLUSTRATIONS BY ADRIAN Ml ER
TELEVISION TIME Theater, 7 p.m.
BY KATRINAS TAAFA ND GUADALUPET RIANA
ARTS EDITORS
Boy Meets W'orl.d-. ''Turkey Day"
Corey Matthews and best friend ha._ n Hunter enter into a bizarr Thanksgiving contest to
gether, in which they win a turkey and stuffing. To plit the winnings evenly, they decide co persuade
their fumilie to have a combined holiday feast. Corey's well-off parents reJucranclya gree co join
hawn' clan for dinner in their trailer, but before fe civiciese ven begin both familie are clearly un
comfortable with the idea of breaking down cla barrier. Drama un urpri ingly ensue as soon as
the Matthews family arrives ac the rrailer park: Corey's father 6.r c knock o□ the door of the wrong
trailer, then lacer brawl with hawn's father over what wine hould be erved. This i a rare episode
of the clas ically light-hearted iccom that actually delves into important social is ues.
Degrassi: 1he Next Generation - "Free Fallin,' Part I & II"
Thi rragic, hour-1 og aga p n with tar rudeoc Paig having a panic attack during a pre
Thanksgiving exam ac the fictionally prcscgious Banting niversicy.H er profes or offers a chance
for redempti n in the form of a 20-pagc research paper co be done over the break, buc Paige also
ha to cook Thank giving dinner for her entire family and deal with an a ortmenc of other h liday
stressor . poiler alert: Paige's desperation become so severe chat she sets lire to her own dorm
room. If you have never seen an episode of chis risque Canadian ceca drama series just kn w that I .
(ace rding to previ u pr motional cagline ) "it' ab ut c gee real" and "it goe there." eri u Jy,
you're in for a ridiculous and relatable treat.
1he Fresh Prince of Bel-Air- "There's The Rub" I
Thi Thanksgiving is m morable for a lot of tea on . Fir t of all, we see ncle Phil recite his
hilarious and p eric admiration to Thank giving food: "and little, tiny onions . . . wimming in a sea ~li~'imlo
of cream sauce." The entire episode is based on Will and Uncle Phil getting arrested and taken co
jail after a big mix-up. Throughout chi proce s, we get co see ode Phil emerg as a total bada s.
cftfium·( .t D
We al o gee co experience the respect and love Will has for hi ode, and that's where the happi • , • ID
ness and contentment lie . The epi ode will make you feel undeniably warm about chis uncle-neph
ew relationship.
Hey Arnold! - "Arnold's Thanksgiving''
The beautiful thing about Hq Arnold! overall i chat it pre eats serious and deep copies co chil
dren in a very accessible, hilarious and mildly reali tic way. This particular episode is probably one
of the saddest of all time, as it gives us a look into Arnold and Helga's individual vulnerabilities.
From Helga' miserable Thanksgiving spent with her alcoholic mother and macho, work-obsessed
father co Arnold's shameful Fourth-of-July-on-Thanksgiving tradition, viewers gee co experience the
warmth of a relationship between lo t ouls. These two complex characters balance and complete
each other and their quirky families oo Thanksgiving-which is just what we need on this day.
1he 0. C. - "Homecoming''
Ryan - the series' cenrral character, who ha been recently adopted into Orange County life -
takes a holiday trip to his hometown with girlfriend Marissa (played by Mischa Barton, pre-DUis).
In addition co visiting hi brother in jail, they take an uosercling drive down memory lane together
and Marissa gets insight inco Ryan's former life as a troubled teen oo county outskirt . This depress
ing cenario is juxtaposed with a m re cradicional,y et still dramatic, celebration of Thanksgiving
amongst the other main characters. If you have the time, indulge yourself with the next cwo epi-
ode of the season for an enlightening di cussion of yogalacesa nd for the series' first celebration
of hri mukkah (now arguably a famou , oon-6ccional holiday). The 0.C. also ha plenty of parent
drama, so this is one you can watch with the whole family.
1hat '70s Show - "Thank You"
Three episodes of the series are dedicated to Thanksgiving, and they're all hilarious, but nothing
is quite as funny as a drunk Fez at Thanksgiving dinner with the Foreman family.T his is also the
epi ode in which Eric finally gees co sic at the table with the grown-up . with any good Thanks
giving episode, we gee co see many of the qualities that make these characters so memorable. Many
monumental things happen throughout chis Thanksgiving: Kitty's parents visit, Eric and Donna
plan oo revealing their engagement, Kelso brings home the math reacher and everything falls apart.
Betty White and Tom Poston also guest star, delivering perfect rendition of how we would imagine
Kitty's parents. Like Red ays, "What with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son and a drunk
foreign kid ... I'd say .... it's actually a better than last year."
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THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
Dear ever-had-a-k:i ,
In my opinion there's no
wrong way co kis . I enjoy all
k:isses-eskimo kisses, French
kisse -hell, even a good old lick
kiss sometime does the job. Bue
some kisses are more preferable
than ocher . Here are my three
favorite:
1. The Kiss Down Under: I'm
nor gonna it here on chis supple,
mooch brown leather couch
and pretend that a little gooch
kissing won't set me a£1amel ike
a kangaroo in hear-it certainly
will. When a fine-ass gay lady hits
Dear Virgins, the right spot, J usually erupt in a
What's the best kind of kiss? fit of uncontrollable squeals-it's
Sincerely, awesome. You should cry it. eri-
ever-Had-A-Kiss usly.
2. The Kis I Refuse To Mi
Dear ever, Have a crush leaning in for a
Call me a crndir ionali c, bu c I g odnighc hug? Hmm, looks a
swoon for an original milk choco little platonic to me ... Swiech chat
late kiss. ow, l know J s und shit up and go in fuJJb rute force!
boring, bur there's ju t nothing Lip puckered right for the pie
like that endearingly waxy choco hole. They won't know what hit
late taste co turn on those ca re chem until they feel your warm,
buds. lf you're feeling adventur cherry-poppin daddies on their
ous, try th milk chocolate ones pig stuffer. If they appear pleased
with almond . bit nuccy,b ur pat yourself on the back. If they
always great. seem perplexed and confu ed,
When I've got a sweet tooth blame it on the bad K.imchi.
that J C OT kick, I have co They'JJ under tand.
have a caramel kiss. They are just 3. Dora the Backdoor Ex
so smooth and silky and go ey. plorer Kiss: You know how Dora's
Ab oluce plea ure in a little cone always so fucking pumped about
of chocolate. finding new things and exploring
When I'm feeling wacky 1 ne~ areas of beautiful Mexico?
enjoy a cookies-and-cream kiss. Well, that's how your crush will
During the holidays, I always make feel upon your newfound love of
ure co eat the peppermint ones. exploration of their naughty parts.
ee, it's all about your mood Remember, the be c kis ends in
in the moment that you want the an orgasm, and from my research,
kiss! However, remember that the mouth cannot promise chat
hugs are OT the same thing and sweet, weer rush of mojo lo in'.
convey a much different caste and o for the Toocy-Fruicy pares of
meaning. Your question was hard the body. Ya know, the part that
co answer becau e it's unusual. I coots and could possibly make a
hope chis advice help . fruit.
incerely, Hope this help d,
Straight Lady Gay Lady
A Vegan'sG uide To Thanksgiving
SO YOU DON'T EAT ANIMALS. AWESOME. HERE'SW HAT YOU NEED
TO KNOW TO GET YOU THROUGH THE HORRIBLE, RACIST,A WKWARD
ALL-AMERICAN HOLIDAY THAT IS THANKSGIVING.
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nor to celebrate. bird with scuff shoved 3.
Are your parents inside of it is off the.menu, so Regret the fact chat
paying for your ticker what are you going to eat? If you just participated
home? Well, you're you're feeling '90 grunge punk, in American culture.
doomed to be graceful for your go with the classic Tofurky Roast. Ith ugh you
m m's canned cranberry auce Drenched in avory mushroom might be guilty of overstuffing
("th re' no meat in this, hon y?') gravy, you can't go wrong with yourself alongside mil.lionso f
and bigoted relative but ac lea c this cla ic, now made in an eco main cream Americans on a ran
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THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
the hospital, Ron finds his own positive. To play these roles, both
BY ANYA HALL
means of attaining ZT. How McConaughey and Leto went
STAFFW RITER
ever, after a couple weeks on the through intense transformations
What would you do right now drug, he begins to feel worse, o that included significant weight
if doctors told you that you had he heads down to Mexico and loss (40 pounds). The men are
30 days to live? At this point, I'm get his hands on several antiviral skin and bones, and it's a chilling
sure most of us would say that medications, vitamins and protein sight.
we'd drop out of school and cry cocktails that are not FD - s the movie progresses and
to see as much of the world as approved in the nited rates. their disea es get worse they
we could. Ron Woodroof, on the He fills his car up with boxes and begin co look like carecrows.
other hand, set out to prove that boxes of treatments and brings Both actors give so much of
hi doctors' diagnosis of only 30 them back across the bordeL them elve to these characters that
days to live wa wrong. Ron hears of an HJV-positive their performances are absolutely
Dalhs B1gm C/11bis inspired by community in ew York that seUs phenomenal to watch on the big
true events and follows th.e awe monthly memberships. In return, screen. There are no two other
inspiring Ron Woodroof (Mat members get as many of these actors that could have portrayed
thew McConaughey) as he fights drugs as they need. Alth ugh these intensely complicated roles
for his life against HIV Ron know that elling non-FD - and done them justice the way
et in 1985, when there was approved drugs for profit is highly Mc onaughey and Leto do. While -~-
still a lack of knowledge about the illegal, he begins ''The Dallas Buy this is far from a feel-good movie,
disease, Ron deni s th progno- ers Club," in which he sells mem DallasB t!)'ersC !Hbb rings us an im ~-.
sis and continues his obscenely berships for S400 a month and, probable hero that literally fights
unhealthy life tyle of drinking and in rerurn, supplies drugs to his for hi life. and the tran forma
or ~ poignmd•r .i n
cocaine use. Before long, however, members. The club becomes im tions he goe through during this
Ron starts to realize the severity mensely popular because (unlike fight are inspirational. mberdiltitsays tbinpio a'1a'y tnostec-,....,..a
newandexcitiagway.
of his condition and burie his AZT) the drugs that Woodroof
head in medical textbook and sells are improving the quality of DallasB uyers Club
The book is dividedJO U>6 w In thee ud, TbisI s &t,,w,, Us
articles to better educate himself people'~ live . short~ thatc bronidea showst hatD O IDat1m' howc lose a
on HIV/ AID . He reads about a While Ron i in the hospital, he rdationthipfr oms tatt U) -.h. coupleh cconies, a true "togetb-,
drug called ZT that the FD is meets a transsexual named Rayon Tix ~ cbaradl!i:s are a mall emess"te mainsim poaible. All
5 out of 5 reels anda womanm t heirm id-30s, we can do is hopet hato ae day
testing, and after being denied by Gared Leto) who is also HIV-
both wuhchildienfr omp evi tlwees epaai.u: "you"s and" rs
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S OF MUSICAL
FOO IN COLLABORATIO
WITH KLC'S THE UMBRELLA
"10 JOYH IT THE
SHOW OF THE WEEK:W HITE RABBIT
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ecome as mtegra to e oo •
BY CJM ACLEOD BY KATRINA STAAF
of the song as the in trumenta
STAFFW RITER ARTS EDITOR
tion. n the £P's do er, " c
There are plenty f band ond pine," vocals rnke the lead When Emily Dorrel ('16)
mining the '80s-and 90 -inspired mel dy in th latter half of the peered into the KLC studio
shoegaze ound right now-fol ong a th rest of the band builds during her tour of Lewis
lowing in the steps of genre ar und them. This becomes a waU & Clark, she knew that she
pioneers like fy Bloody alen of sound that drop to a hushed would have to become a
tine, lowdive and Ride among echo as the drumbeat vamp its DJ if she decided to enroll.
others-but none do it \vith a way into ob curiry_ ure enough, he pent her
much authenticity and gu to a Thi isn't to say the vocal take fust year a co-host of an
the Montreal-based o Joy_T heir the front seat all the time though. international music show.
first relea e, Ghost Blonde( 2010), o Joy are a great band because ow a sophomore, Dorrel
showed a band just starting out of their dynamic , namely their is the sole host of White
with ornething to prove. The ability to rum from discordant, Rabbit. haring it name
songs were brash and loud with , ailing walls of noise to glassy with the title of a Jeffer on
a sense of youthfuJ nervousness, cleans at a momen~ notice. n Airplane ong the show
frequently threatening to fall into "Last Boss," the band starts with i dedicated primarily to
the categ ry of total noise rock_ a brooding post-punk hook. All oldie.
s the band grew, did th ir f that change a minute in a Thank to her highly
sound: each release has built upon thou h a switch ha been flipped; musical parents, Dorrel
and refined the chaotic mellif the band enters blissed-out fuzz had expo ure from an early
luou ne s intr duced on Ghost territory, taking the intensity up a age t ·ong recorded well
Blo11de. fe._ dBs. n." tarchild is Dead," before she was born. White
Following in the footsteps of the guitars opt i r drawn- uc Rabbit provide an oppor
this year' ll7aitT o PleasureL P, o drones-again mixed with gobs tunity for reveling in nostal
Joy have ju t released a 3-song of fuzz for good mea ure-that gia, but also fills somewhat
P entitled PasteAl nd Pass Out give the ong a trademark rhyth of a void on KLC in the
for their current European Tour. mic ambiguity o often associated realm of classic rock and
Coming in at under 15 minutes with sho gaz . Be it frtting in other n t- o-c nt mporary
- it somehO\ till feels Likea olid, behind a drum groove or creating sounds.
- fluid continuation of what tl1ey a onic tapestry out of heer vol Dorrel cites Creedence
started on Wait To PkaS11re. ume, the guitar in PastelA 11dP ass Clearwater Revival a her
Opening with the crack "Last Out are always in the right place. favorite band and also pro PHOTO BY KATRINAS TAAF
Boss," it is clear that the band is While it's a short listen and fol claimed, ''I love anything relating theme was simply "butts." ongs Dorrel said, "I hope to do chi
more vocally focused than on pre lows an already exceUent LP, Pastel to tevie ick .'' She often has included ir Mix-a-Lot's ''Baby until I graduate, and I'm totally
vious relea es. o longer hidden And PassO ut is a great contribu theme days that allow for explora Got Back," Queen' "Fat Bot intere ted in taking up another
behind a wall of guitars and feed tion from a band that truly under tion of even older genres, like jazz tomed irls" and Beastie Boy ' show. I've actually thought a lot
back, the vocals of Laura Lloyd stand the ins and outs of a niche and blue , and inclusion of orne "Professor Booty." about a reggae/ ska show ... but
and Ja amine White-Gluz have genre as specific as shoegaze. more current tracks. Last week's Looking coward the future, we'll eel"
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10 THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
No compulsion in religion
HOW IT FEELST O BE A RELIGIOUS
MINORITY ON CAMPUS
BY CALEBD IEHL a the school with the lease belief. it's growing." o it i with Denny's
MA AGI G EDITOR In a pull 9uotc, Duntley 9uippcd, faith. On a farm during his gap
''.i\r lea t we're number one in year, he started by readingJack
When the Presbyterian hurcb something." Ker uac, whom he call "a literary
departed Palatine Hill in 2001, it F urceen years later, the 2013 Buddhist." Now he medicate for
1 ft 'lark Duncle , Lewi & lark's ]RP sur ey reported char 91 per 15 or 20 minute between cla
cl an of religi u and pirirual life, cent of incoming undergraduates and breakfast, ru1db the end of
as its only remaining Pre byce- aid ther had di cu sed religion each e sion feels calm. "] practice
rian minister. Within the chapel' in ome cor ,-ma} be arrend meditation" he explained, "for the
fi rtre's-like r cunda, Duntley ing an Easter scr ice or chatting here and now in my life."
livens up discussions on the na with a Jewish neighbor. till, 65.6 ,\c Buddhist Group, member
ture of belief with anecd c and percent d signaced tl1eir religiou chatted ab uc rcgiscrnrion before
an analogy co choosing between preference as " one." opening the PDP of a hinese
candy bars. He can't st p chuck The other 35 percent try to d,ant on their :Cacb ks and
ling, recalling " hen a tudenc once hang on. They might bring up be iPhones. Lee distributed in cru
remarked t him "H l was oing lief in od while reading enesis mcnc -a mailer, a chime and a
t be, hristian, ]'d be like you, in E&D but om rime nc unt r Tib tan bowl gong. He led a bro
lark." a'lik ward silences. Duntley said ken rehearsal of the hinese pro
Before Duntley s 25 years at char when one student intimated nunciation. Each ·yllable melted
LC, he cood up in an undergradu to a friend she was leaving for a inco the next, blending into a low
ate philo ophy cla s co di pu~ his chapel service, her peer asked, hum. At the la t Linc,L e tutored
athci t profe r, a confrontation Thy would you do chat? It's us in how co bow. He faced fat
he admitted '\v.t kind f like an religious." thew '\ ng (16), dropped tQ his
argument. The next day in the di.o ' l n my 25 year her ] think knee , plunged his head into the
ing hall a cla mace approached our campu ha come a long way mat and turned hi hands palm up
him. ' Hey, ' he said. ' eren't you in accepting all kind of g nder j king, ' ow I'm bowing co 1at
that hri tian in that philosophy [and) exualitie ," Duntley aid. "l thew." ong tried it whil r ading
class?" He admired the religious don't think it's the same way with the chant, and Lee agreed, "Ir's
kid fi r standing up co the man, religion." hard to b w with a laptop."
but didn't really agree with hi For itting medication, Denny
principles. "]t was kind f funny" HERE AND NOW tucked his legs in s right the earn
Duntley said. of his pane scr td,c taut, th ugh
oting the three opportunities
Later, both he and the profes Lee and \ ong aid they usually
form dirati n n Thur day Jac-
sor better und rscood each other's feel comfortable meditating in
lin Lee (16) call Buddhism LC'
p rsp ctiv , and Duntley hop s jean . Lee t Id u t half-cl e ur
"go-co alternative religion." vcr
L can foster the same climate. eyes, trai hteo our backs, ruck
6 people igned up fi r the Bud
He \ orrie about tl1ee xistence in ur feet a far a p ible and
dhist roup leader' mailin list, ILLUSTRATIONB YC AMILLES HUMANN
f a majority culture. "] chink y u couch the rip f ur ngucs t
and everyone cell him the group ate , and interfaith c !lab rati n. her English major, he feel com
learn by havin yol!r own belief the back of our teeth, but co stay
ound interesting. m sr n ] ts slow going. fortable broaching religious copies
9ucsti ned" he aid. "But there comfortable and consciou of ur
n actually come . Last Thursday "It' hard to talk about religion but nor in others. hen sh enter
also is a place where if 80 percent breathing. Denny j k cl "l t' eas ,.
evening, seven tudcnts 9ucezcd in general at Lewis & lark, a ro m and vc.rhear a conversa
of a das i one way, then there Ju t don't think about anything."
into Juniper Hall's omrnon because we're a largely secular tion on rcli ·on, tl1c whisperers
can b an unfair kind of dynamic. will sit for 20 minutes"
Gr und t om th nly pac in a chool," aid said. "A lot f the 9uickly sa " h it isn't that bad."
Jc cakes a pretty trong person co Lee aid before capping a wo den
residence hall where student can pc pie are really friendly. They mctime students c mplemcnt
rand up and say, '] di agree with fish thre • rimes.
bum incense. ' There i an event don't have aninlosity t ward me her headscarf and ask her how to
all of you."' The silence rang in my ear .
going on in the chapel room and l just toward religion." wrap it.
He launched into another un I lost circulation to my feet. y
didn't want to be around all tho c When ome students think "They may pity me," aid aid.
dergraduac '- tory chi one et in groin mu des protested the pr t
people," Lee said to open the religion Duntley said, they think me rudcncs think her parents
riswold radium. Two days after zel po irion. Feet thudded vcr
meeting. "It is go cl that wear so unsophistication, anad,ronisms force her to c ver r that she
she arrived at 0, ruffed with us, and the wind hurled tluough
mall." and fundamentalism. They pick doesn't know any better than to
ocher student into rows of plastic the windo\' but crowded into the
Lee' family nurtured the up stereotype and ncgari e vibes. believe in God. "At lea r the pity is
d1airs fi r convocation a Chri - bas meoc ro m with six others
fir t Korean Buddhi r group in ornetimes, they turn dcfcn ive nice. It's kind pity."
rian from Maine sat through the ] heard no clothes ru tie, no one
t\uckJand, ew Zealand a city and slip into the majority culture, .
formalities, missing her family and srufAe, cough or gulp. l wamed co
her dog. One speech caught her that already plays ho t co over burst out of the door and sprint whid, Duntley hope is somewhat ..
50 Buddhi t center . t 11, Lee Jes domineering than Brigham
attention. Duntley had just closed down the hall, co shake Denny, cell
explored the religion for him elf, Young ruver iry's near! homog
hi inv cation, and the student him co nap out of it, co wake up.
and before starring LC' Buddhist enou Mormon rudeoc b dy. ne
liked it. he whi p red, "Amen. ' moment later, my mind
roup la r semester, he became L student told Duntley he chose """1#:~.-r:1111..-....J
Her roommate looked hocked. seemed detached floating alone in ww•1""••,._i,l,rt .. lllltl
an "official" practitioner by cak the ch ol co get away from the
Mayb thinking h hadn t h ard an cean f p ople.
ing the fi c precept -no killing, thci t er wd. Belief mak some
right, she snapped back,' ou
stealing, exual mi conduct, lying people uncomfortable, Duntley
\ cren t really praying, were y u?"
or intoxicant , includin alcohol. THE MERITS OF aid, because "religion has co do
Each da he sic in meditation with fundamental belie6 about
SPIRIT OF GROWTH for ne h ur. Living n a campu COCONUT reality. If you don't like coconut, Hillel( Jewish)
rhhVPCOJbel@JGJiladduq:h•d n
In 1 67, Presbyterian pioneers where many students smoke and Encl cd by a n o-religiou " ho cares? You can have a nick
biaxb@klarckd v
founded L . The co-cducari nal drink hardly fazes him. "It' their majority, faith groups find it er and I can have a Alm nd J y."
ch J leaned pr gre ive. Pre - life," he said. "I can't really imp e easier co dialogue with each ther. ith religion it's, ''Y u cc life
CWIDIIDC lub( RomanC atholic)
dbaiic@)deos1t u
byterian tenets put ducarion my morals on chem." fariam aid (16), president of t rally differently than I do."
CommonG muadP aganS tudeAt
fir rand taught that, in Duntley' Thi semester Lee met ex the luslim tudcnt \ aaaon, ome rudent link religi n
words, 'each individual ha D nny ( 17), a elf-described spent la t year in a Bible study with authoritarianism or intoler
mak their own deci ion ab ut atheist. He hasn't taken the pre with Christian an atheist and a ance especially cxism. Man ,
Student.A aociation
their O\ n live ." cept . He doe n't know what will Buddhist, where be related some don't a ciatc Yazdani with I slam r L'I n UI a I- mn@Jdar.edu
By the mid-1960 , college happen " hen he die . Telling hi of the erses and key figure of because she chooses co I a e her
ysticalGixwes
leader hip sought independence classmate he is off to Buddhi t 1slanuc scorie . Thi year, she and hair uncovered. In Iran and else
promi@k;Jectdku
and pruned church conn cri ns. roup sometimes sparks pirirual ice Pre idem Dina azdani (15) where, cov ring is an individual
BuddhisGt coup
]n 1999, olin J. Beck penned a conversation , or maybe a debate have b en preading news of the choice. aid 9uoted ver e 2:256
jamrin@ldaecdku
PioneeLr oga rticle declaring thac ab uc nihili m r exi t ntialism. a sociarion's fir t meet-and-gr et, of the Quran: ' Let there be no
MediaaliGaom up
L had ranked in the Princeron nee a friend c mpared life to focusing on bridging gaps be compulsion in r Ligi n."
iJflb@lchds.
Review as " umber on io He the petals of a Bower: "You can't tween cadcmic , nglish tudic nlike Duntley, aid doesn't
doni m," ahead of Reed ollege really de cribc it, but it' there and students and other undergradu- enjoy debate. 1n maller classes for
SPORTS
NOVEMBER 22, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 1 1
Women~ basketball:
Football seniors finish strong
you win some, you
lose some
BY LAUREN ACHEE said. "More specifically,t he
SPORTSE DITOR defensive line tri-weekly
Chinese food buffet lunch
Last weekend marked the meetings were prime."
final game of this year' foot Parkhurst added that his
ball season. In" hat began with main g al after graduati n
a 14-10 lead, the Pioneer fell was to "be happy and do
to hitw rth nivcr ity with omeming good."
a final core of 61-2 , ~ hich While all the seniors
resulted in an overalJ season send out their manks to
standing of 1-8. their parent and the L
This lo s "\ as not without its coaching raff for alJ their
bright points, though, fearur supp rt, D an had a v ry
ing amazing p r~ rmance specific ' thank you" in
from quarterback Keith Welch mind: "T'd like to combine
('14) and wid receiver ocire~ the c ok raff at en r
Frisina (1-4), both of whom Taco into a ingle, beauti
will now find their names in th ful entity, and thank chem
Pioneer record books. pr fu ely. I r ally should
\ccording to the Lewi & 1 ave more tips." Dean
lark Pi nccr website, Welch added char his hopes after PHOTO BY HANNA GRANNIS
sec record for L for career graduation include to "trick Katie Anderson ('14) scored a
pa sing yard and compl tions. a Canadian football ream team-high of 18 points against
Matthew DeRosa ('14), pictured center, said that this season's offensive line
n the same touchdown pas into igning m ." SUNY Geneseo.
was "much more unified and cohesive than ever."
char gave Welch his record for Advice to the players
BY LAUREN LOVATO
mo r pa ing yard , Frisina of chi goal occurred during the was walking out as captain with gearing up for th 2014
STAFFW RITER
br ught hi t cal ca on recep game again c Clar~m nt-Mudd- Zac Parkhurst again r Pacific," season came in many forms. From Lase\ eckend the Lewis &
tions to 90, breaking the single cripp : "I completed a pass said Lucas, who after gradua- Dean it wa ro "never ear Indian lark women' ba k tball ream
sea on receptions record. and al o broke the single game tion ays he hopes to travel and fo d m night be6 re practice,"
opened their eason in the annual
Looking back on the cason, reception record," he aid. " a explore a many place a pos ible. while DeRosa added, "Be aggres-
B n Appetic tournament. total
'\ clch remember· the homecom freshmen, one of my goals was ReAecciog n his 6 ocball ca ive on me field, but make ure
of four team participated in the
ing game a a highlight of the co break a record at LC, so it wa reer at L , DeRo a said, "Wmoing y u can wa ·h it when the pad
tournament, including Willamette
season. "My favorite memor chis very rewarding that ic happened is fun, bur my favorite memorie come off." Frisina and Parkhurst
niversicy,t he nivcrsiry of La
year would have ro b the horoe- during my enior year." risina will nor be from the end score. ... reminded players to do , hat they
erne and Geneseo. The
c ming game," Welch said. "Ir was says he want to continue doing Most of all, my favorite memories can to help their football commu
Pioneers opened with the
a great day, we g c the win and a AB therapy for autistic children, wil1b e with the guys l played with nity, while Luca aid, "Learn as
Geneseo Knights in a nail biting
r
lot of people came and upp rtcd with the eventual goal f going for so long. Zac, Jasper and I are much a you can fr m ssistant]
game n Friday night, lo ing by
us." Welch hope to eventually to graduate ch ol to bee me a the la t of our recruiting class, and oach Oacob] Hales." just on p int, 63-62.
become a graphic designer after chool p ychologisc. I wouldn't have had it any other elch added, ' njoy it becaus
Leader for this game included
graduati n. Welch and Fri ina aren't the way." After graduation, DeRosa it comes and goes so fast, and all Kacie Anderson ('14) and Tayler
For Frisina, a pccial mo only Pio mat are graduating chi hopes to become a graduate as you can I ok back on arc your
\1 ang ('14). Ander on earned a
ment was being abl to complete year. They are joined by Aaron sistant for a football team. memories, o make some good
team-high of 18 points and led in
one of his o crall goals: break a Lucas (14),Jasper Dean ('14), Zac Team bonding was als an on . Also, always believe in
as isc collecting two rebounds
r c rd. u id f th r c rd Parkbur t 14) and Matt DeRo a important mcm r • for Parkhurst. your elf and have pride in being a
and one steal. ang completed
that he broke in the game again c ('14). "le was a really rewarding year Pioneer. We never t p fighting."
the game with 13 p ints and a
Whitworth, d1e first realization " great memory chis season as far as bonding as a team," he
game-high of 14 rebound and
PresBs oxP erspectivSAeA C gives back to four reals.
The Pio led the Knights
during b m halves up until the
Riverdale Elementary School
final three second of the march,
A COLUMN FEATURING. PRO SPORTS when the Knights' Biz Reinhardt
TV guide for thanksgiving break BY LAURENL OVATO classic parachute. They wer then earned the lead with a layup. The
STAFFW RITER given the oppommiry to come up Pios were unable to retaliate and
BY PETERM ELLING r \.C member had their with their own game to play with mi d the shot at the buzzer.
STAFFW RITER dreams of being a kid again come their a igned group f kid . ome The cables turned arurday
true. Last w ek, a handful of the of the other activities included night when L rook on La erne,
Thanksgiving weekend
member of the or aoization was basketball, voile ball rope climb -defeating the Leopard 106-75 .
serve a an axi for ports
given the oppommicy to give back ing agility ladder and three Aie This wa me first time d1ar the
action. Th FL playoff
to ur I cal community by vi icing up. "le wa so much fun to play Pio scored over 100 points under
race i heating up, and the
and pla ing with the student of al ng with them," said oftball Head oach Juli Fulk .
BA and HL sea ons are
Riverdale Elementary chool dur Representative Haley Robinson Four playefs ended d1e night
kicking into high gear. This
year I ks to be one of the ing their PE cla se . This event ('16). ''le brought me back to my scoring double digits, including
ga e the kid a chance to nor only day in elementary school." yisar ,\folabi ('17), Jc ·ica Ro
be c Thanksgiving weekend
meet collegiate le el aml re , bur By participating in chi event, driguez ('14), Kaitlin Mathew on
for sports fan in recent
year and here arc some key to al ask que tions about what r \ aimed t repre enc the LC ('16) and nder on. folabi and
matchups over the break. ILLUSTRATIONB Y A IE BROUTMA it takes to become one. Athletes studenr-athlere community. Heidi Anderson both led the Pioneers
were able to act as role m dels Bader, the physical education by scoring a game-high 18 point
NFL: .Green Ba Packer
Look for Golden tare's cephen and mentor while strengthen- reacher in charge of running chi while Mathew on c mpleted the
Detroit Lions, Thanksgiving
Curry, ndre lguodala and Klay ing Lewis & Clark's b nd with event, wa impressed "vith what evening \vith 15 and Rodriguez
Day,Nov. 28
Thompson to put up ome big the local community. The C our student athlete had co offer. with 11. Ree e DeHart ('15) al o
This matchup has eriou play
numbers on the scoreboard with participant rein6 reed to the "Everyone wa incredible and the led the ream with seven rebounds
off implications. The Packers will
OKC's Kevin Durant, Russell kid that w rking hard in sch kids had an absolute bla r," she on defense.
be looking to salvage their s a on
\! e tbrook and erge Ibaka to do is essential to becoming succes - said. "They were realJy looking "I feel chat we had a go d tart
after going winless since aron
much of the same in this potential ful. lichacl Kin.keno□ ('15), a forward co chis, and the athletes to our eason," Ander on aid.
Rodger '· injury in week nine,
playoff preview. Tipoff is at 5 baseball repre eocative, said, "My that came mer all of their expecta 'We now know what we need to
while the Li ns hope to win their p.m. PT ATV). favorite part wa being able ro tions." gee better on and what we have
fir t Thanksgiving game ince NHL: Anaheim Ducks give chem ad improved on since the first day of
200 ~ 3 c a n o d r c g h e t t r o a n f d ir i s n t g p . l a K ce ic i k n o f th f e i San Jose Sharks, Saturday, vice on how practice."
ov.30 important Rodriguez is on the same page
at 12:30 p.m. PT (Fox).
The Duck lo k to continue school is, and and feels mat there is always r om
NBA: Golden State Warriors
their 20th anniversary success by if you wane to for improvement. ''The start of
Oklahoma City Thunder,
winning a critical game against an be succe ful our season is going really well "
Friday, Nov. 29
Jose at an Jose's" hark Tank," in your p rt she aid. ''We ju t need to refine
This will be exciting. The
while the harks will cry to usurp you have to our defeo ive rotations a little bit.
Thunder will look co avenge their
fir t place in the Pacific Division. d the ame But as a whole our team is excited
last-second lo s to the \! arrior on
1 cc: Thi game will not b in the class- and lo king forward [ro] the re t
ov: 14, while the\! arriors cry to nationalJy televised so proceed ro m." of d1c season."
continue co prove their doubter
with caution when crying to view Member L returns to Pamplin ov. 22
wr ng by ,vinning tight games
out ide f alifornia.) Face off began by at 7 p.m. to rake on Lewis-Clark
again c powerful team and show
is at 7:30 p.m. PT (C C , Fox playing with rate olJege.
ing off their high-scoring offen e.
Prime Ticket). the always
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NOVEMBER 22 , 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 3
Raising awareness of global poverty
NINETEEN STUDENTS LIVE ON $2 A DAY TO SIMULATE IMPOVERISHED LIVING CONDITIONS
BYTALAL ACHI
TAFFW RITER
From the evening of ov. 18
to the afternoon of ov. 20, 19
Lewis & Clark students lived on
a budget of 2 each per day. L
Effect, a student club, put on thi
campaign.
The participants pooled their
money, 76, to buy supplies: food
(guinoa, garbanz bean , black
beans corn, armeal, peanut
and banana ), c al lighter fluid,
di hwa hing fluid and toothpaste.
Then they fi rso k their rooms,
their ph nes their computers-all
the comforts on could not afford
when living on 2 a day-and
mov d inc the Ru ty ail co- AM
LIVlNG
op. For cwo nights they slept on
the floor, and for two day they
relied only on the amenities 0
rechnological, sanitary, etc.-
pr vid cl by the infra crucrure
of L 's academic campus and
the co-op. They did not use the
c - p's eleccricity or heating, th y
co ked their meals on a charc al
grill outside and they did not
show r. The " 2 a ay" proj ct
wa intended co simulate (as best
as possibl within chi collegiate
context) Ii r the participants the
xperience of living at the global
Allie Collins ('17).
p erty line.
The gl bal poverty line is a 1ahoney- 1osedale also
monetary thre hold cablish d by aid that on of th goal of
the nired ations. le represents the " 2 a Day" project, as well
th minimum incom necessary to as of L £feet more broadly,
sustain long-t rm well being and was to pr mote the concept
i currently set at two dollars f micr finance. LC ffccr is
a day. ccording to E 0 affiliated \\-;th ama teDirecc,
a pecialized agency of cl1 a microlending GO op rating
who e purpose is to promote in Guatemala. Microloans are
international collaborati n coward mall, short-term loan (typically
global peace and security, about 200-500 for about six months)·
half f th world' population with very low int re t rates. The
lives below the po erry line, and purpos of such loans is usually to
1.2 billion people Ii e on less than provide low-income people with
1 a day. the opp rrunity to attain en ugh
"le is imp rtant for our mall business cash fl w to a cend
community to be aware of from poverty into the financiall
what the global poverty line is," u tainabl middle clas .
Prances lahoney-Mo edale ('16) amasteDirecr focuses primarily
said. " n a personal level, chi on economically empowering
imulacion h uld give me me a impoverish d Guatemalan
sense of the challenges faced b women, and ne of the goal
impoveri hed individuals all over of LC Effect is to fundraise for
th w rid." microloans.
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4
THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
Editorial
Road to warm beer paved with good intentions
La t year, a gr up of students certainly doe not pr mot a bet a test If Maggie' had a more night party off the Hill. nd substantial snack .
who wanted to use school fund ter alcohol culture. Here are some clearly designated space for pub because the pub has a three drink For better Friday night
co brew beer made a push to idea for improvement goers, going there co drink would limit with a pretty small selection pr gram.ming, the Pub should
change the conversation about 1. If Maggie's Pub aims to take on a whole different feel. of beer and wine, there is ju t no offer a happy hour. Open at 3
alcohol on campus. hat wa engage upperclassmen and "It bas potential," said Peter way that it could. Eveor program p.m. in read of 4 p.m., and offer
once a di cussion dominated keep them on campus, stu King ('14). "I think the actual ming hould receive an empha is di counts for an hour or cw , plus
by the Oregon Liquor Coorrol dents shouldn't be treated like facility would benefit from a more on Thur day night with alcohol deals on food-this would engage
omrnission's threats and tall children. defined 'pub space' with nice eat as an option for randing events, non-drinking srudents. They
tale about ampo buses was to s the OLCC already sets clear ing, rather than the little tables like the Wednesday ight oncerc could also push a "late night"
become something more mature. constraints on the pub, it is ti they ha e now." enes. happy hour like many bars in
That never happened. diculou that in order to buy one "lt's wonderful that the school "Trivia night was fun," said Portland do.
When Dean of rudent nna beer, you mu t have your identity is responsive enough to put the Robin Kuik (14), "bur it didn't 4. If it is for students, in
Gonzalez arrived on campus last verified three times. pon enter pub in Maggies," said Elijah have a very 'pub' feel." volve students.
year, one of her goals was to ing, you show your ID. Then, Prob t ('14), "but let's face it; it If Maggie's weren't com Overall, the pub ju t feels
establi h a pub on campus. fcer whoever i distrubing the neon isn't 'cool."' For Probst, Mag- peting with other Friday night way too "dining hall." Of-age
much research, c nvincing and wri cband checks your birthday gie' Pub i far le favorable than on-campu event and inevitable rudeoc on campu want t feel
paperwork, Maggie's now ells in the chool's system. Finally, hanging out at any other Portland off-campus parties, traffic would like they're going to a bar. We're
beer and wine on Thursday and when you appr ach the bar, you bar, cafe or venue becau e of rhe theoretically increa e. nd open adults. We're on rhe cusp of en
Friday night ( arurday ervice show y ur ID again. Frankly, it decor. "] f the jRusty ail] could ing the pub on more weekdays tering the "real" world-why nor
has been removed). is insulting to have your birthday serve beer openly it would be would hardly encourage bad be give us an experience tl1at more
But srudenrs don't show up. ln looked up only seconds after you uper popular .... People would havior-it might even teach kids closely resembles that? Involve
rder to change the conversation present a valid form of ID. much rather hang out in a place ro be morer esponsible about their srudcocs in choosing the beers on
Bon ppetit needs to engage 2. Commit to the pub as an that has actual character." drinking. And if Bon ppetit is menu, in the snack selection and
srudents in the alcohol culture institution. 3. Improve Programming. worried about cu hiooing those in e enc planning. Maggie's Pub
chat already exi cs. Maggie's Pub, It is hard to enjoy a beer next Maggie's Pub would be hard three beers a srudent can drink, can succeed; ir just isn't trying
while valuable, is not inviting and to some ne wh is cramming ~ r pre sed to c mpete with a Friday it hould pr vide better, more bard enough.
"I don't know that I see
STUDENT "Maggie's is uninterest
a huge problem with [the
pub], but it could easily be ing. It's like going to a 7 / 11
abused by students." crossed with the trailroom to
VOICE
drink beer."
- Gemma Baumer ('1 7)
- Rory Lynch ('15)
ra1-tluiik-uiat_ff_tlie-coffege-were-taking-tlusseno-usfy,-ilier,
"I don't think I would ever use Maggie's as a pub.
I I
:Wouldu se the East rec room. It' already et up like a bar.:
Even once I turn 21, I would be much more likely to
I I
: Drinking beer in a coffee hop feel trange. Space i a :
drink in a restaurant with dinner or with my friends.
: zero-sum game on this campus and it seems strange to :
Drinking beer or wine in a coffee shop would be too
I I
'make two popular needs-a coffee shop and pub-compete'
weird."
when underutilized spac is literally across the cobble
stones."
- Kaitlin Sommerfeld ('15)
- Micah Leinbach ('14)
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Students can help improve internet experience
BY ADAM BUCHWALD mediocrity is the new normal. coverage emerged as tudents tricky to install on devices. orne staff positions. o I'm feeling
ASSOCIATE VICE PRESIDENT AND I'm glad people poke up and number one priority in terms of were ju t plain old physical better, but would like to know if
CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER held us co a high standard. Your IT resources. o we gee it and are failures, like what happened to . thi is true or not. Which brings
voice is important; it was heard taking step a residence hall me to the le son I learned from
I would like to contribute to and we adjusted our tactics based and making "We have since fixed router. Com all of this: I need better ways to
the ongoing dis!=ussion about the on your feedback. o thank you. investments bine those with communicate with srudencs and
wireless i sue we experienced In term of wireles , I want co ensure many of the issues, multiple staff to get your input. I think I h.ave
this past fall. Before I do, how you to know that we understand wireless is po itions rurn some ways co do this, bur am
ever, I would like how critical more stable have plans in ac- ing over and we open to any suggestions (email
to thank CV ryone "Your voice is im- ir i in every and robu t tion to increase our nded up where me at cio lclark.edu). I plan on
who wrote an day life. For for the future. we did. U of having more interaction between
. article, sent us an portant, it was some people, T don't this doesn r re IT and srudenr governments, I
stability and have
email topp d by it wa n't ju t want t get ally matter when will b tarting a bl g that can b
heard and we ad
ro gee help, and frus tracing; ir inro the de replaced key staff it boils down to found from our IT webpage and
other wa s that justed our tactics wa clo ing tails here but . . ,, not having wire- l will be seeking more ways to
we received input acce to on- a wa men- pos1t1ons. 1 s ace ss, but pr vidc informati n and r c ive
from you, the based on your 1.inec ool and tioned earlier, it made it more input from rudents.
students. '\' e n d communica the problem complicated for Thank you for peaking up,
to he~r fr m y u feedback." tion rhar are were acrually a sequence f un u r diagn c r f cau e . I h pc the wirele expcricnc
increasingly related event that all impacted As T mentioned we have since is impro ing and I I k forward
r
mceL ur e pec- imporraor in wirele access. ome were our fixed many of the i sue ha e to finding way to engage and
tation , and my greace. t fear i our daily activities. When w choice, like the new et",;o rk \c plan in action to increa c ur communicate 111 r directly with
thaLw e don't becau e •ou believe did a ur e recently, wireles ccss onrrol tl1at at times proved tabiliry and have replaced key all of you.
OPINION
THE PIONEER LOG 5
NOVEMBER 22, 2013
Student wordS ignite important conversations
RACE MONOLOGUES PROVIDE GENUINE AND PERSONAL PERSPECTIVESO N RACE AND ETHNICITY
BY LACEYJ ACOBY coocrol when Katherine Quaid discussions, keynotes and other challenged com.moo assumptions. minoritie in our community. o
STAFFW RITER fl 4) break down during her rurn events. These events examined One student, Hannah Manetta one should feel excluded or i o
in from of the microphone. how such personal issues translate ('14), made the important distinc lated, particularly when it comes
Hannah tkin on ('14) and The facilitators were right. The to rrugration and immigration, tion between race and economic to something as personal and
Raymond Fenton ('16) intro Race Monologues, a highlight of education popular culture and Status, permanent
duce the Race Monologues co an the Ray Warren ymposium on daily life, while staying true to pointing "The Race Monologues as race and
overflowing room. They ask the Race and Ethnic tudie , were not the overarching theme of ''Police out that ethnicity,
provided the answer to the
audience not to perfor- tares, Prison atioos." the two and par-
"Anytime you discuss
clap since the mances; Anytime you discus race and do not ticularly in
personal aspects of these
eveoc is not a instead, ethnicity, you have to navigate the neatly an environ-
race and ethnicity,
performance. they were guilt of those who feel privileged corre- questions and challenged· ment that
fter that brief you have to navigate painfully and the resentment of those who lace or is said to be
introduction, honest and feel oppressed co arrive at some equate., common assumptions. " diverse and
the fuse speaker the guilt of those who personal truth. Yet how does one balance and tolerant.
ceps up to the portrayal the academically oriented distance challenging assumptions about The Ray Warren ymposium
microphon , feel privileged and the of what it fteededf or objectivity with the "privilege." Many of the tudent presented important facts, tatis
pulls herself means to be personal experiences that neces- couched upon the dependence of tics and definitions throughout,
resentment of those
cogether during a minor- itate the di, cussioo in the fu t minority status n the I cation of but as the culminating event, the
a long pause and ity at Lewis place? s you uncover problems, the individual. ome had been in Race Monologues did not seek
who feel oppressed."
launches into & Clark. how do you seek ut and ap- th majority in their hometown or academic explanation or infor
what would be These ply solutions to a copic that our previous school, only to become a mation. Io tcad, for Fenton, "the
the fuse of many heart-wrench stories were the culmination of society has rurned inco something minority at LC. Others had always monologues are wake-up calls,
ingly honest scories and poems. three days of testing, questioning hypersensitive and oot-to-be- been in th minority. lode cl, an crie fi r change to be made, but
The emotional intensity builds in and examining words like "minor di cu sed? community of people will inevita at the same time, they can only
the audience a the night g e on, ity," "race" and "ethnicity." They The Race onologues pro bly contain majority and minority inspire action." .The question
and everyone who has not already gav intensely personal oic s to a vided th answer co the pet onal groups; the problem i that the is-what happens now? We have
reached the point of tears loses conversation started by the panel aspects f these question and students revealed that they. feell ike been told, but will we listen?
School gives no
acknowledgement
o Veterans Day
=~t ______
BY DRAKE MACFARLANE to accept the request, offer an
TAFF WRITER other day off in lieu of rerans
Day or deny the reque t entire! .
A national holiday pas ed by LC abiding by this fairly superfi
la t Monday, and, a far as Lewis cial law i n't, ortl1 praising at all.
& Clark is concern d, it didn't u don' have co agree with
even happen. ecerans Day, a the wars our veterans fou ht in.
day for memorializing our na Y u ma be a pacifist, a con ci
tion' fightin men and women, entious objector, in disagreement
wasn't recognized by our chool with policy and mor . But
at all. l find it di re pectful and that does not mean one h uldn't
di heartening that ur ch I at lea c recognize our et rans'
doesn't even make the effort co sacrifices. The point of Veterans
acknowledge the sacrifices many Day i n't to glorify war. Far from
ha e made in the defense of our it-it i meant to give a day to
country. Ir' downright deplor re peer our eterans who have
able. often gone through hardship
The strange part is wbar our we cannot fath m. Historically,
cho I doesr ecognize. Fir r of all, veteran in chi country ha e had
L recognize Memorial Day, a a hell of a time readjusting to
day for rem mbering those lo t civilian life let alone functioning
in war. ~ hat's incere ting is that in ciery ucce fully. Do I re
of the cwo "military" holidays ally need to remind everyone of
thi institution decide to recog how iecnam ar veterans were
nize the one about the dead and created?
not the li ing. lc's odd, hone tly. ] propose a few things. Fir t,
·urtherm re, our school recog l don't expect L to cue classe
nizes Hall ween, Thanksgiving r anything ridicul u like that. l
and Martin Luther King, Jr. Day do expect our school co recognize
through e encs, ann uncements the holiday formally, whether
and m re. ow the excu e the that be through announcements,
school makes is that as a private a speaker, a moment of silence,
organization it i nor required a forum or other mean . I ee no
by law t rec gnize r give time rea on why this h lida hould
Qff for federal holidays, such not b recognized by thi institu
as\ eceran Day. To ave face tion. Finally, I implore my fellow
however, the do c mply with a students to not sit id! when
recent reg n law , hich allows thin like this happ n. lf_there
veterans co requesta day off. i omething about our institu-
There are certain legal tring ti n that you di like, feel free co
attach d. cc rding to th Slales voice y ur opinion. '\ e do have
,nan] 011malv, eterans have co the power to change things in
give at lea t 21 day ' notice and thi chool, large or small. All it
provide proper identification of cake i a group of really dis
military service, and the employ gruntled students. We have a say
er is only required to process the here; after all, we are paying for
reque t. The employer i allowed tuition.
6 THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 12, 2013
STYLES OURCE
BY MARY GATES
Hannah M·tter·
Lafayette, Colo.
2014
Sociology and Antropology Major
Rhetoric and Media Studies Mi.nor
What is your thesis project about?
I am doing my senior thesis on makeup tutori
Make up guru Hannah Miller is incorporating her
als as an expression of the makeup culture on line. I am
passion for online make up tutorials into her senior
also hoping to use my project to present at the Gender
thesis project by making her own tutorials. "What I am
Studies symposium in the spring. My idea for that is not
doing is fully immersing myself in the culture that I am
only to present my paper, but also to be able to do a
studying,'' Miller explained. In her videoes she gives
live demo.
both how-to make-up tutorials and reviews of make up
products purchased with money from a SAAB grant. The
What was it like to ask SAAB for money to buy make
videos can be found on YouT ube under the username
up?
"MahouShoujoMUA."
It was terrifying. The SAAB process was truly
the most terrified I have felt. I had to continually remind
myself every moment that what I was doing was worth
it, and what I was doing was a valid form of research.
It just looks different. I think getting money from SAAB
to actually be able to buy something at Ulta was one
of the biggest accomplishes that I have had at Lewi &
Clark.
What I the me nm~ h nd your u rn me?
It means magic girl in Japanese. Like Sailor
Moon or Sabrina the TeenageW itch, Anyone can be
come a magical girl! Clark Kent-he's technically a magi
cal girl. MUA stands for "make up addict" or "make up
addiction." It's a common acronym within the culture.
How u n o n
Make up is seen as some requirement of gen
der, but it's not. It's a way for people to be who they
want to be. Anyone can use any amount of make up
and it doesn't change you as a person, but it's a way of
constructing that person. Using make up to appear fem
inine doesn't make you weak. For me it's about show
casing how empowering femininity can be and reclaim
ing that empowerment for people-not just women.
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THANKSGIVING EXTRAVAGANZA
WHETHER YOU'RE SPENDING THE WEEKEND ALONE IN A DORM ROOM, IN THE COMPANY OF INSUFFERABLE RELATIVESO R
SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN, LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE PIONEER LOG FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT SURVIVAL GUIDE
Portland Events
TAYINGH ERE?N EVERF EAR!
Y JESSEM ERCHANT
TAFFW RITER
Thursday, Nov. 28
The Give Handmade ale
The Left Bank Annex, 11 a.m.
21 t Annual inter onderland
Portland Internacional Raceway,5 p.m.
MA l-PontkifuLl ift
Portland 5 7:30 p.m.
Friday, Nov. 29
Public Tour-2013 Contemporary
Art ward
Portland Art Museum, 12:30 p.m.
Fresh French horcs
hicsell uditorium, 7 p.m.
wA °f~vp
TheS hining
ILLUSTRATIONS BY ADRIAN Ml ER
TELEVISION TIME Theater, 7 p.m.
BY KATRINAS TAAFA ND GUADALUPET RIANA
ARTS EDITORS
Boy Meets W'orl.d-. ''Turkey Day"
Corey Matthews and best friend ha._ n Hunter enter into a bizarr Thanksgiving contest to
gether, in which they win a turkey and stuffing. To plit the winnings evenly, they decide co persuade
their fumilie to have a combined holiday feast. Corey's well-off parents reJucranclya gree co join
hawn' clan for dinner in their trailer, but before fe civiciese ven begin both familie are clearly un
comfortable with the idea of breaking down cla barrier. Drama un urpri ingly ensue as soon as
the Matthews family arrives ac the rrailer park: Corey's father 6.r c knock o□ the door of the wrong
trailer, then lacer brawl with hawn's father over what wine hould be erved. This i a rare episode
of the clas ically light-hearted iccom that actually delves into important social is ues.
Degrassi: 1he Next Generation - "Free Fallin,' Part I & II"
Thi rragic, hour-1 og aga p n with tar rudeoc Paig having a panic attack during a pre
Thanksgiving exam ac the fictionally prcscgious Banting niversicy.H er profes or offers a chance
for redempti n in the form of a 20-pagc research paper co be done over the break, buc Paige also
ha to cook Thank giving dinner for her entire family and deal with an a ortmenc of other h liday
stressor . poiler alert: Paige's desperation become so severe chat she sets lire to her own dorm
room. If you have never seen an episode of chis risque Canadian ceca drama series just kn w that I .
(ace rding to previ u pr motional cagline ) "it' ab ut c gee real" and "it goe there." eri u Jy,
you're in for a ridiculous and relatable treat.
1he Fresh Prince of Bel-Air- "There's The Rub" I
Thi Thanksgiving is m morable for a lot of tea on . Fir t of all, we see ncle Phil recite his
hilarious and p eric admiration to Thank giving food: "and little, tiny onions . . . wimming in a sea ~li~'imlo
of cream sauce." The entire episode is based on Will and Uncle Phil getting arrested and taken co
jail after a big mix-up. Throughout chi proce s, we get co see ode Phil emerg as a total bada s.
cftfium·( .t D
We al o gee co experience the respect and love Will has for hi ode, and that's where the happi • , • ID
ness and contentment lie . The epi ode will make you feel undeniably warm about chis uncle-neph
ew relationship.
Hey Arnold! - "Arnold's Thanksgiving''
The beautiful thing about Hq Arnold! overall i chat it pre eats serious and deep copies co chil
dren in a very accessible, hilarious and mildly reali tic way. This particular episode is probably one
of the saddest of all time, as it gives us a look into Arnold and Helga's individual vulnerabilities.
From Helga' miserable Thanksgiving spent with her alcoholic mother and macho, work-obsessed
father co Arnold's shameful Fourth-of-July-on-Thanksgiving tradition, viewers gee co experience the
warmth of a relationship between lo t ouls. These two complex characters balance and complete
each other and their quirky families oo Thanksgiving-which is just what we need on this day.
1he 0. C. - "Homecoming''
Ryan - the series' cenrral character, who ha been recently adopted into Orange County life -
takes a holiday trip to his hometown with girlfriend Marissa (played by Mischa Barton, pre-DUis).
In addition co visiting hi brother in jail, they take an uosercling drive down memory lane together
and Marissa gets insight inco Ryan's former life as a troubled teen oo county outskirt . This depress
ing cenario is juxtaposed with a m re cradicional,y et still dramatic, celebration of Thanksgiving
amongst the other main characters. If you have the time, indulge yourself with the next cwo epi-
ode of the season for an enlightening di cussion of yogalacesa nd for the series' first celebration
of hri mukkah (now arguably a famou , oon-6ccional holiday). The 0.C. also ha plenty of parent
drama, so this is one you can watch with the whole family.
1hat '70s Show - "Thank You"
Three episodes of the series are dedicated to Thanksgiving, and they're all hilarious, but nothing
is quite as funny as a drunk Fez at Thanksgiving dinner with the Foreman family.T his is also the
epi ode in which Eric finally gees co sic at the table with the grown-up . with any good Thanks
giving episode, we gee co see many of the qualities that make these characters so memorable. Many
monumental things happen throughout chis Thanksgiving: Kitty's parents visit, Eric and Donna
plan oo revealing their engagement, Kelso brings home the math reacher and everything falls apart.
Betty White and Tom Poston also guest star, delivering perfect rendition of how we would imagine
Kitty's parents. Like Red ays, "What with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son and a drunk
foreign kid ... I'd say .... it's actually a better than last year."
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THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
Dear ever-had-a-k:i ,
In my opinion there's no
wrong way co kis . I enjoy all
k:isses-eskimo kisses, French
kisse -hell, even a good old lick
kiss sometime does the job. Bue
some kisses are more preferable
than ocher . Here are my three
favorite:
1. The Kiss Down Under: I'm
nor gonna it here on chis supple,
mooch brown leather couch
and pretend that a little gooch
kissing won't set me a£1amel ike
a kangaroo in hear-it certainly
will. When a fine-ass gay lady hits
Dear Virgins, the right spot, J usually erupt in a
What's the best kind of kiss? fit of uncontrollable squeals-it's
Sincerely, awesome. You should cry it. eri-
ever-Had-A-Kiss usly.
2. The Kis I Refuse To Mi
Dear ever, Have a crush leaning in for a
Call me a crndir ionali c, bu c I g odnighc hug? Hmm, looks a
swoon for an original milk choco little platonic to me ... Swiech chat
late kiss. ow, l know J s und shit up and go in fuJJb rute force!
boring, bur there's ju t nothing Lip puckered right for the pie
like that endearingly waxy choco hole. They won't know what hit
late taste co turn on those ca re chem until they feel your warm,
buds. lf you're feeling adventur cherry-poppin daddies on their
ous, try th milk chocolate ones pig stuffer. If they appear pleased
with almond . bit nuccy,b ur pat yourself on the back. If they
always great. seem perplexed and confu ed,
When I've got a sweet tooth blame it on the bad K.imchi.
that J C OT kick, I have co They'JJ under tand.
have a caramel kiss. They are just 3. Dora the Backdoor Ex
so smooth and silky and go ey. plorer Kiss: You know how Dora's
Ab oluce plea ure in a little cone always so fucking pumped about
of chocolate. finding new things and exploring
When I'm feeling wacky 1 ne~ areas of beautiful Mexico?
enjoy a cookies-and-cream kiss. Well, that's how your crush will
During the holidays, I always make feel upon your newfound love of
ure co eat the peppermint ones. exploration of their naughty parts.
ee, it's all about your mood Remember, the be c kis ends in
in the moment that you want the an orgasm, and from my research,
kiss! However, remember that the mouth cannot promise chat
hugs are OT the same thing and sweet, weer rush of mojo lo in'.
convey a much different caste and o for the Toocy-Fruicy pares of
meaning. Your question was hard the body. Ya know, the part that
co answer becau e it's unusual. I coots and could possibly make a
hope chis advice help . fruit.
incerely, Hope this help d,
Straight Lady Gay Lady
A Vegan'sG uide To Thanksgiving
SO YOU DON'T EAT ANIMALS. AWESOME. HERE'SW HAT YOU NEED
TO KNOW TO GET YOU THROUGH THE HORRIBLE, RACIST,A WKWARD
ALL-AMERICAN HOLIDAY THAT IS THANKSGIVING.
BY BEAUB ROUGHTON 2. dinneL Woodchuck Hard ider (for you
STAFFW RITER Decide what you gluten-free folk) or Elysian Pump
wane to ear. kin e, or both.
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nor to celebrate. bird with scuff shoved 3.
Are your parents inside of it is off the.menu, so Regret the fact chat
paying for your ticker what are you going to eat? If you just participated
home? Well, you're you're feeling '90 grunge punk, in American culture.
doomed to be graceful for your go with the classic Tofurky Roast. Ith ugh you
m m's canned cranberry auce Drenched in avory mushroom might be guilty of overstuffing
("th re' no meat in this, hon y?') gravy, you can't go wrong with yourself alongside mil.lionso f
and bigoted relative but ac lea c this cla ic, now made in an eco main cream Americans on a ran
you're gecti.ngf ree food and a trip friendly factory in H d River. dom Thur day, at least you didn't
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hi h school friends. the tereocype, g with eattle's leave your guests chugging their
]f you're ff-campu or squat fav rice 'i ld R a c wh m, k hard cider aft r making a di ca te
tin in the d rm , y u' got a dank elebracion Roast cuffed ful Indian joke. Tak pride in your
choices. Either stock up at che with butternut squash, mush- ability t 'work within the sys
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down t the cicy and find yourself pie crust with arch Balance but you're not ac Black Friday and at
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THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
the hospital, Ron finds his own positive. To play these roles, both
BY ANYA HALL
means of attaining ZT. How McConaughey and Leto went
STAFFW RITER
ever, after a couple weeks on the through intense transformations
What would you do right now drug, he begins to feel worse, o that included significant weight
if doctors told you that you had he heads down to Mexico and loss (40 pounds). The men are
30 days to live? At this point, I'm get his hands on several antiviral skin and bones, and it's a chilling
sure most of us would say that medications, vitamins and protein sight.
we'd drop out of school and cry cocktails that are not FD - s the movie progresses and
to see as much of the world as approved in the nited rates. their disea es get worse they
we could. Ron Woodroof, on the He fills his car up with boxes and begin co look like carecrows.
other hand, set out to prove that boxes of treatments and brings Both actors give so much of
hi doctors' diagnosis of only 30 them back across the bordeL them elve to these characters that
days to live wa wrong. Ron hears of an HJV-positive their performances are absolutely
Dalhs B1gm C/11bis inspired by community in ew York that seUs phenomenal to watch on the big
true events and follows th.e awe monthly memberships. In return, screen. There are no two other
inspiring Ron Woodroof (Mat members get as many of these actors that could have portrayed
thew McConaughey) as he fights drugs as they need. Alth ugh these intensely complicated roles
for his life against HIV Ron know that elling non-FD - and done them justice the way
et in 1985, when there was approved drugs for profit is highly Mc onaughey and Leto do. While -~-
still a lack of knowledge about the illegal, he begins ''The Dallas Buy this is far from a feel-good movie,
disease, Ron deni s th progno- ers Club," in which he sells mem DallasB t!)'ersC !Hbb rings us an im ~-.
sis and continues his obscenely berships for S400 a month and, probable hero that literally fights
unhealthy life tyle of drinking and in rerurn, supplies drugs to his for hi life. and the tran forma
or ~ poignmd•r .i n
cocaine use. Before long, however, members. The club becomes im tions he goe through during this
Ron starts to realize the severity mensely popular because (unlike fight are inspirational. mberdiltitsays tbinpio a'1a'y tnostec-,....,..a
newandexcitiagway.
of his condition and burie his AZT) the drugs that Woodroof
head in medical textbook and sells are improving the quality of DallasB uyers Club
The book is dividedJO U>6 w In thee ud, TbisI s &t,,w,, Us
articles to better educate himself people'~ live . short~ thatc bronidea showst hatD O IDat1m' howc lose a
on HIV/ AID . He reads about a While Ron i in the hospital, he rdationthipfr oms tatt U) -.h. coupleh cconies, a true "togetb-,
drug called ZT that the FD is meets a transsexual named Rayon Tix ~ cbaradl!i:s are a mall emess"te mainsim poaible. All
5 out of 5 reels anda womanm t heirm id-30s, we can do is hopet hato ae day
testing, and after being denied by Gared Leto) who is also HIV-
both wuhchildienfr omp evi tlwees epaai.u: "you"s and" rs
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me
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S OF MUSICAL
FOO IN COLLABORATIO
WITH KLC'S THE UMBRELLA
"10 JOYH IT THE
SHOW OF THE WEEK:W HITE RABBIT
____ M...A.. ....R ......K....O. . N !'-JEWEP ~ .~...-
ecome as mtegra to e oo •
BY CJM ACLEOD BY KATRINA STAAF
of the song as the in trumenta
STAFFW RITER ARTS EDITOR
tion. n the £P's do er, " c
There are plenty f band ond pine," vocals rnke the lead When Emily Dorrel ('16)
mining the '80s-and 90 -inspired mel dy in th latter half of the peered into the KLC studio
shoegaze ound right now-fol ong a th rest of the band builds during her tour of Lewis
lowing in the steps of genre ar und them. This becomes a waU & Clark, she knew that she
pioneers like fy Bloody alen of sound that drop to a hushed would have to become a
tine, lowdive and Ride among echo as the drumbeat vamp its DJ if she decided to enroll.
others-but none do it \vith a way into ob curiry_ ure enough, he pent her
much authenticity and gu to a Thi isn't to say the vocal take fust year a co-host of an
the Montreal-based o Joy_T heir the front seat all the time though. international music show.
first relea e, Ghost Blonde( 2010), o Joy are a great band because ow a sophomore, Dorrel
showed a band just starting out of their dynamic , namely their is the sole host of White
with ornething to prove. The ability to rum from discordant, Rabbit. haring it name
songs were brash and loud with , ailing walls of noise to glassy with the title of a Jeffer on
a sense of youthfuJ nervousness, cleans at a momen~ notice. n Airplane ong the show
frequently threatening to fall into "Last Boss," the band starts with i dedicated primarily to
the categ ry of total noise rock_ a brooding post-punk hook. All oldie.
s the band grew, did th ir f that change a minute in a Thank to her highly
sound: each release has built upon thou h a switch ha been flipped; musical parents, Dorrel
and refined the chaotic mellif the band enters blissed-out fuzz had expo ure from an early
luou ne s intr duced on Ghost territory, taking the intensity up a age t ·ong recorded well
Blo11de. fe._ dBs. n." tarchild is Dead," before she was born. White
Following in the footsteps of the guitars opt i r drawn- uc Rabbit provide an oppor
this year' ll7aitT o PleasureL P, o drones-again mixed with gobs tunity for reveling in nostal
Joy have ju t released a 3-song of fuzz for good mea ure-that gia, but also fills somewhat
P entitled PasteAl nd Pass Out give the ong a trademark rhyth of a void on KLC in the
for their current European Tour. mic ambiguity o often associated realm of classic rock and
Coming in at under 15 minutes with sho gaz . Be it frtting in other n t- o-c nt mporary
- it somehO\ till feels Likea olid, behind a drum groove or creating sounds.
- fluid continuation of what tl1ey a onic tapestry out of heer vol Dorrel cites Creedence
started on Wait To PkaS11re. ume, the guitar in PastelA 11dP ass Clearwater Revival a her
Opening with the crack "Last Out are always in the right place. favorite band and also pro PHOTO BY KATRINAS TAAF
Boss," it is clear that the band is While it's a short listen and fol claimed, ''I love anything relating theme was simply "butts." ongs Dorrel said, "I hope to do chi
more vocally focused than on pre lows an already exceUent LP, Pastel to tevie ick .'' She often has included ir Mix-a-Lot's ''Baby until I graduate, and I'm totally
vious relea es. o longer hidden And PassO ut is a great contribu theme days that allow for explora Got Back," Queen' "Fat Bot intere ted in taking up another
behind a wall of guitars and feed tion from a band that truly under tion of even older genres, like jazz tomed irls" and Beastie Boy ' show. I've actually thought a lot
back, the vocals of Laura Lloyd stand the ins and outs of a niche and blue , and inclusion of orne "Professor Booty." about a reggae/ ska show ... but
and Ja amine White-Gluz have genre as specific as shoegaze. more current tracks. Last week's Looking coward the future, we'll eel"
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10 THE PIONEER LOG NOVEMBER 22, 2013
No compulsion in religion
HOW IT FEELST O BE A RELIGIOUS
MINORITY ON CAMPUS
BY CALEBD IEHL a the school with the lease belief. it's growing." o it i with Denny's
MA AGI G EDITOR In a pull 9uotc, Duntley 9uippcd, faith. On a farm during his gap
''.i\r lea t we're number one in year, he started by readingJack
When the Presbyterian hurcb something." Ker uac, whom he call "a literary
departed Palatine Hill in 2001, it F urceen years later, the 2013 Buddhist." Now he medicate for
1 ft 'lark Duncle , Lewi & lark's ]RP sur ey reported char 91 per 15 or 20 minute between cla
cl an of religi u and pirirual life, cent of incoming undergraduates and breakfast, ru1db the end of
as its only remaining Pre byce- aid ther had di cu sed religion each e sion feels calm. "] practice
rian minister. Within the chapel' in ome cor ,-ma} be arrend meditation" he explained, "for the
fi rtre's-like r cunda, Duntley ing an Easter scr ice or chatting here and now in my life."
livens up discussions on the na with a Jewish neighbor. till, 65.6 ,\c Buddhist Group, member
ture of belief with anecd c and percent d signaced tl1eir religiou chatted ab uc rcgiscrnrion before
an analogy co choosing between preference as " one." opening the PDP of a hinese
candy bars. He can't st p chuck The other 35 percent try to d,ant on their :Cacb ks and
ling, recalling " hen a tudenc once hang on. They might bring up be iPhones. Lee distributed in cru
remarked t him "H l was oing lief in od while reading enesis mcnc -a mailer, a chime and a
t be, hristian, ]'d be like you, in E&D but om rime nc unt r Tib tan bowl gong. He led a bro
lark." a'lik ward silences. Duntley said ken rehearsal of the hinese pro
Before Duntley s 25 years at char when one student intimated nunciation. Each ·yllable melted
LC, he cood up in an undergradu to a friend she was leaving for a inco the next, blending into a low
ate philo ophy cla s co di pu~ his chapel service, her peer asked, hum. At the la t Linc,L e tutored
athci t profe r, a confrontation Thy would you do chat? It's us in how co bow. He faced fat
he admitted '\v.t kind f like an religious." thew '\ ng (16), dropped tQ his
argument. The next day in the di.o ' l n my 25 year her ] think knee , plunged his head into the
ing hall a cla mace approached our campu ha come a long way mat and turned hi hands palm up
him. ' Hey, ' he said. ' eren't you in accepting all kind of g nder j king, ' ow I'm bowing co 1at
that hri tian in that philosophy [and) exualitie ," Duntley aid. "l thew." ong tried it whil r ading
class?" He admired the religious don't think it's the same way with the chant, and Lee agreed, "Ir's
kid fi r standing up co the man, religion." hard to b w with a laptop."
but didn't really agree with hi For itting medication, Denny
principles. "]t was kind f funny" HERE AND NOW tucked his legs in s right the earn
Duntley said. of his pane scr td,c taut, th ugh
oting the three opportunities
Later, both he and the profes Lee and \ ong aid they usually
form dirati n n Thur day Jac-
sor better und rscood each other's feel comfortable meditating in
lin Lee (16) call Buddhism LC'
p rsp ctiv , and Duntley hop s jean . Lee t Id u t half-cl e ur
"go-co alternative religion." vcr
L can foster the same climate. eyes, trai hteo our backs, ruck
6 people igned up fi r the Bud
He \ orrie about tl1ee xistence in ur feet a far a p ible and
dhist roup leader' mailin list, ILLUSTRATIONB YC AMILLES HUMANN
f a majority culture. "] chink y u couch the rip f ur ngucs t
and everyone cell him the group ate , and interfaith c !lab rati n. her English major, he feel com
learn by havin yol!r own belief the back of our teeth, but co stay
ound interesting. m sr n ] ts slow going. fortable broaching religious copies
9ucsti ned" he aid. "But there comfortable and consciou of ur
n actually come . Last Thursday "It' hard to talk about religion but nor in others. hen sh enter
also is a place where if 80 percent breathing. Denny j k cl "l t' eas ,.
evening, seven tudcnts 9ucezcd in general at Lewis & lark, a ro m and vc.rhear a conversa
of a das i one way, then there Ju t don't think about anything."
into Juniper Hall's omrnon because we're a largely secular tion on rcli ·on, tl1c whisperers
can b an unfair kind of dynamic. will sit for 20 minutes"
Gr und t om th nly pac in a chool," aid said. "A lot f the 9uickly sa " h it isn't that bad."
Jc cakes a pretty trong person co Lee aid before capping a wo den
residence hall where student can pc pie are really friendly. They mctime students c mplemcnt
rand up and say, '] di agree with fish thre • rimes.
bum incense. ' There i an event don't have aninlosity t ward me her headscarf and ask her how to
all of you."' The silence rang in my ear .
going on in the chapel room and l just toward religion." wrap it.
He launched into another un I lost circulation to my feet. y
didn't want to be around all tho c When ome students think "They may pity me," aid aid.
dergraduac '- tory chi one et in groin mu des protested the pr t
people," Lee said to open the religion Duntley said, they think me rudcncs think her parents
riswold radium. Two days after zel po irion. Feet thudded vcr
meeting. "It is go cl that wear so unsophistication, anad,ronisms force her to c ver r that she
she arrived at 0, ruffed with us, and the wind hurled tluough
mall." and fundamentalism. They pick doesn't know any better than to
ocher student into rows of plastic the windo\' but crowded into the
Lee' family nurtured the up stereotype and ncgari e vibes. believe in God. "At lea r the pity is
d1airs fi r convocation a Chri - bas meoc ro m with six others
fir t Korean Buddhi r group in ornetimes, they turn dcfcn ive nice. It's kind pity."
rian from Maine sat through the ] heard no clothes ru tie, no one
t\uckJand, ew Zealand a city and slip into the majority culture, .
formalities, missing her family and srufAe, cough or gulp. l wamed co
her dog. One speech caught her that already plays ho t co over burst out of the door and sprint whid, Duntley hope is somewhat ..
50 Buddhi t center . t 11, Lee Jes domineering than Brigham
attention. Duntley had just closed down the hall, co shake Denny, cell
explored the religion for him elf, Young ruver iry's near! homog
hi inv cation, and the student him co nap out of it, co wake up.
and before starring LC' Buddhist enou Mormon rudeoc b dy. ne
liked it. he whi p red, "Amen. ' moment later, my mind
roup la r semester, he became L student told Duntley he chose """1#:~.-r:1111..-....J
Her roommate looked hocked. seemed detached floating alone in ww•1""••,._i,l,rt .. lllltl
an "official" practitioner by cak the ch ol co get away from the
Mayb thinking h hadn t h ard an cean f p ople.
ing the fi c precept -no killing, thci t er wd. Belief mak some
right, she snapped back,' ou
stealing, exual mi conduct, lying people uncomfortable, Duntley
\ cren t really praying, were y u?"
or intoxicant , includin alcohol. THE MERITS OF aid, because "religion has co do
Each da he sic in meditation with fundamental belie6 about
SPIRIT OF GROWTH for ne h ur. Living n a campu COCONUT reality. If you don't like coconut, Hillel( Jewish)
rhhVPCOJbel@JGJiladduq:h•d n
In 1 67, Presbyterian pioneers where many students smoke and Encl cd by a n o-religiou " ho cares? You can have a nick
biaxb@klarckd v
founded L . The co-cducari nal drink hardly fazes him. "It' their majority, faith groups find it er and I can have a Alm nd J y."
ch J leaned pr gre ive. Pre - life," he said. "I can't really imp e easier co dialogue with each ther. ith religion it's, ''Y u cc life
CWIDIIDC lub( RomanC atholic)
dbaiic@)deos1t u
byterian tenets put ducarion my morals on chem." fariam aid (16), president of t rally differently than I do."
CommonG muadP aganS tudeAt
fir rand taught that, in Duntley' Thi semester Lee met ex the luslim tudcnt \ aaaon, ome rudent link religi n
words, 'each individual ha D nny ( 17), a elf-described spent la t year in a Bible study with authoritarianism or intoler
mak their own deci ion ab ut atheist. He hasn't taken the pre with Christian an atheist and a ance especially cxism. Man ,
Student.A aociation
their O\ n live ." cept . He doe n't know what will Buddhist, where be related some don't a ciatc Yazdani with I slam r L'I n UI a I- mn@Jdar.edu
By the mid-1960 , college happen " hen he die . Telling hi of the erses and key figure of because she chooses co I a e her
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leader hip sought independence classmate he is off to Buddhi t 1slanuc scorie . Thi year, she and hair uncovered. In Iran and else
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and pruned church conn cri ns. roup sometimes sparks pirirual ice Pre idem Dina azdani (15) where, cov ring is an individual
BuddhisGt coup
]n 1999, olin J. Beck penned a conversation , or maybe a debate have b en preading news of the choice. aid 9uoted ver e 2:256
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PioneeLr oga rticle declaring thac ab uc nihili m r exi t ntialism. a sociarion's fir t meet-and-gr et, of the Quran: ' Let there be no
MediaaliGaom up
L had ranked in the Princeron nee a friend c mpared life to focusing on bridging gaps be compulsion in r Ligi n."
iJflb@lchds.
Review as " umber on io He the petals of a Bower: "You can't tween cadcmic , nglish tudic nlike Duntley, aid doesn't
doni m," ahead of Reed ollege really de cribc it, but it' there and students and other undergradu- enjoy debate. 1n maller classes for
SPORTS
NOVEMBER 22, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 1 1
Women~ basketball:
Football seniors finish strong
you win some, you
lose some
BY LAUREN ACHEE said. "More specifically,t he
SPORTSE DITOR defensive line tri-weekly
Chinese food buffet lunch
Last weekend marked the meetings were prime."
final game of this year' foot Parkhurst added that his
ball season. In" hat began with main g al after graduati n
a 14-10 lead, the Pioneer fell was to "be happy and do
to hitw rth nivcr ity with omeming good."
a final core of 61-2 , ~ hich While all the seniors
resulted in an overalJ season send out their manks to
standing of 1-8. their parent and the L
This lo s "\ as not without its coaching raff for alJ their
bright points, though, fearur supp rt, D an had a v ry
ing amazing p r~ rmance specific ' thank you" in
from quarterback Keith Welch mind: "T'd like to combine
('14) and wid receiver ocire~ the c ok raff at en r
Frisina (1-4), both of whom Taco into a ingle, beauti
will now find their names in th ful entity, and thank chem
Pioneer record books. pr fu ely. I r ally should
\ccording to the Lewi & 1 ave more tips." Dean
lark Pi nccr website, Welch added char his hopes after PHOTO BY HANNA GRANNIS
sec record for L for career graduation include to "trick Katie Anderson ('14) scored a
pa sing yard and compl tions. a Canadian football ream team-high of 18 points against
Matthew DeRosa ('14), pictured center, said that this season's offensive line
n the same touchdown pas into igning m ." SUNY Geneseo.
was "much more unified and cohesive than ever."
char gave Welch his record for Advice to the players
BY LAUREN LOVATO
mo r pa ing yard , Frisina of chi goal occurred during the was walking out as captain with gearing up for th 2014
STAFFW RITER
br ught hi t cal ca on recep game again c Clar~m nt-Mudd- Zac Parkhurst again r Pacific," season came in many forms. From Lase\ eckend the Lewis &
tions to 90, breaking the single cripp : "I completed a pass said Lucas, who after gradua- Dean it wa ro "never ear Indian lark women' ba k tball ream
sea on receptions record. and al o broke the single game tion ays he hopes to travel and fo d m night be6 re practice,"
opened their eason in the annual
Looking back on the cason, reception record," he aid. " a explore a many place a pos ible. while DeRosa added, "Be aggres-
B n Appetic tournament. total
'\ clch remember· the homecom freshmen, one of my goals was ReAecciog n his 6 ocball ca ive on me field, but make ure
of four team participated in the
ing game a a highlight of the co break a record at LC, so it wa reer at L , DeRo a said, "Wmoing y u can wa ·h it when the pad
tournament, including Willamette
season. "My favorite memor chis very rewarding that ic happened is fun, bur my favorite memorie come off." Frisina and Parkhurst
niversicy,t he nivcrsiry of La
year would have ro b the horoe- during my enior year." risina will nor be from the end score. ... reminded players to do , hat they
erne and Geneseo. The
c ming game," Welch said. "Ir was says he want to continue doing Most of all, my favorite memories can to help their football commu
Pioneers opened with the
a great day, we g c the win and a AB therapy for autistic children, wil1b e with the guys l played with nity, while Luca aid, "Learn as
Geneseo Knights in a nail biting
r
lot of people came and upp rtcd with the eventual goal f going for so long. Zac, Jasper and I are much a you can fr m ssistant]
game n Friday night, lo ing by
us." Welch hope to eventually to graduate ch ol to bee me a the la t of our recruiting class, and oach Oacob] Hales." just on p int, 63-62.
become a graphic designer after chool p ychologisc. I wouldn't have had it any other elch added, ' njoy it becaus
Leader for this game included
graduati n. Welch and Fri ina aren't the way." After graduation, DeRosa it comes and goes so fast, and all Kacie Anderson ('14) and Tayler
For Frisina, a pccial mo only Pio mat are graduating chi hopes to become a graduate as you can I ok back on arc your
\1 ang ('14). Ander on earned a
ment was being abl to complete year. They are joined by Aaron sistant for a football team. memories, o make some good
team-high of 18 points and led in
one of his o crall goals: break a Lucas (14),Jasper Dean ('14), Zac Team bonding was als an on . Also, always believe in
as isc collecting two rebounds
r c rd. u id f th r c rd Parkbur t 14) and Matt DeRo a important mcm r • for Parkhurst. your elf and have pride in being a
and one steal. ang completed
that he broke in the game again c ('14). "le was a really rewarding year Pioneer. We never t p fighting."
the game with 13 p ints and a
Whitworth, d1e first realization " great memory chis season as far as bonding as a team," he
game-high of 14 rebound and
PresBs oxP erspectivSAeA C gives back to four reals.
The Pio led the Knights
during b m halves up until the
Riverdale Elementary School
final three second of the march,
A COLUMN FEATURING. PRO SPORTS when the Knights' Biz Reinhardt
TV guide for thanksgiving break BY LAURENL OVATO classic parachute. They wer then earned the lead with a layup. The
STAFFW RITER given the oppommiry to come up Pios were unable to retaliate and
BY PETERM ELLING r \.C member had their with their own game to play with mi d the shot at the buzzer.
STAFFW RITER dreams of being a kid again come their a igned group f kid . ome The cables turned arurday
true. Last w ek, a handful of the of the other activities included night when L rook on La erne,
Thanksgiving weekend
member of the or aoization was basketball, voile ball rope climb -defeating the Leopard 106-75 .
serve a an axi for ports
given the oppommicy to give back ing agility ladder and three Aie This wa me first time d1ar the
action. Th FL playoff
to ur I cal community by vi icing up. "le wa so much fun to play Pio scored over 100 points under
race i heating up, and the
and pla ing with the student of al ng with them," said oftball Head oach Juli Fulk .
BA and HL sea ons are
Riverdale Elementary chool dur Representative Haley Robinson Four playefs ended d1e night
kicking into high gear. This
year I ks to be one of the ing their PE cla se . This event ('16). ''le brought me back to my scoring double digits, including
ga e the kid a chance to nor only day in elementary school." yisar ,\folabi ('17), Jc ·ica Ro
be c Thanksgiving weekend
meet collegiate le el aml re , bur By participating in chi event, driguez ('14), Kaitlin Mathew on
for sports fan in recent
year and here arc some key to al ask que tions about what r \ aimed t repre enc the LC ('16) and nder on. folabi and
matchups over the break. ILLUSTRATIONB Y A IE BROUTMA it takes to become one. Athletes studenr-athlere community. Heidi Anderson both led the Pioneers
were able to act as role m dels Bader, the physical education by scoring a game-high 18 point
NFL: .Green Ba Packer
Look for Golden tare's cephen and mentor while strengthen- reacher in charge of running chi while Mathew on c mpleted the
Detroit Lions, Thanksgiving
Curry, ndre lguodala and Klay ing Lewis & Clark's b nd with event, wa impressed "vith what evening \vith 15 and Rodriguez
Day,Nov. 28
Thompson to put up ome big the local community. The C our student athlete had co offer. with 11. Ree e DeHart ('15) al o
This matchup has eriou play
numbers on the scoreboard with participant rein6 reed to the "Everyone wa incredible and the led the ream with seven rebounds
off implications. The Packers will
OKC's Kevin Durant, Russell kid that w rking hard in sch kids had an absolute bla r," she on defense.
be looking to salvage their s a on
\! e tbrook and erge Ibaka to do is essential to becoming succes - said. "They were realJy looking "I feel chat we had a go d tart
after going winless since aron
much of the same in this potential ful. lichacl Kin.keno□ ('15), a forward co chis, and the athletes to our eason," Ander on aid.
Rodger '· injury in week nine,
playoff preview. Tipoff is at 5 baseball repre eocative, said, "My that came mer all of their expecta 'We now know what we need to
while the Li ns hope to win their p.m. PT ATV). favorite part wa being able ro tions." gee better on and what we have
fir t Thanksgiving game ince NHL: Anaheim Ducks give chem ad improved on since the first day of
200 ~ 3 c a n o d r c g h e t t r o a n f d ir i s n t g p . l a K ce ic i k n o f th f e i San Jose Sharks, Saturday, vice on how practice."
ov.30 important Rodriguez is on the same page
at 12:30 p.m. PT (Fox).
The Duck lo k to continue school is, and and feels mat there is always r om
NBA: Golden State Warriors
their 20th anniversary success by if you wane to for improvement. ''The start of
Oklahoma City Thunder,
winning a critical game against an be succe ful our season is going really well "
Friday, Nov. 29
Jose at an Jose's" hark Tank," in your p rt she aid. ''We ju t need to refine
This will be exciting. The
while the harks will cry to usurp you have to our defeo ive rotations a little bit.
Thunder will look co avenge their
fir t place in the Pacific Division. d the ame But as a whole our team is excited
last-second lo s to the \! arrior on
1 cc: Thi game will not b in the class- and lo king forward [ro] the re t
ov: 14, while the\! arriors cry to nationalJy televised so proceed ro m." of d1c season."
continue co prove their doubter
with caution when crying to view Member L returns to Pamplin ov. 22
wr ng by ,vinning tight games
out ide f alifornia.) Face off began by at 7 p.m. to rake on Lewis-Clark
again c powerful team and show
is at 7:30 p.m. PT (C C , Fox playing with rate olJege.
ing off their high-scoring offen e.
Prime Ticket). the always
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