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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College’s Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 81, Issue 2

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2013-09-27

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NEWS
2 THE PIONEERL OG SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013
STAFF Lewis & Clark given mixed rankings
Editor-in-Chief
Zibby Pillote,
MAGAZINE EVALUATES LC'S EFFORTST O RECRUIT LOW-INCOME STUDENTS
ManagingE ditor
Caleb Diehl
EDITORIAL BY TYLERW AYNE consists of three parts: co t •c hools that are like us, we're
News PATTERSON of attendance, percentage of in the ballpark," said Dean for till, the ollege acknowledges
Joey Carmichael, Josh Freeman BACKDOOR EDITOR Federal Pell Grant recipients and Enrollment and Communications that there's room for
predicted graduation rate versus Lisa Meyer. improvement. ,\ssistant Dean for
Opinion
Michelle Chernad .. Kaiya Gordon W'ashi11gtMo1o11 1th!rJe cently actual graduation rate. \X'hcn isolating national , \cadernic upporr and tudent
rared Lewis & Clark as the 21 t liberal art colleges from the list, uccess Maria , \ngelica Garcia
Style Source
best liberal arts college in ,\merica [eyer's claim has merit. ,\r The has actively worked to collect
Mary Gates "When you look at
"based on [its) contribution to niversity of Puget Sound, a data regarding the experiences
Features the public good." The magazine other schools that liberal arts college with a similar of students from different
Julia Burns, Allie McRaith
considered three categories in student body and academic communities while at LC.
Arts determining the rankings: social are like us, we're programs in Washington, 21 " ow that we have this data,
Katrina Staaf, Guadalupe Triana mobility, research and service. LC percent of its students receive Pell it's going to help us to stare
excelled in serVlce, ranking third in in the ballpark," Grants and the school has a 75 informing how we [develop]
Sports
Lauren Achee, Caitlin Basilio "community service participation percent predicted graduation rate programs for new students that
said Dean for
and hours served"; m social compared to 73 percent actual arc ba ed on strengths," Garcia
Backdoor
Tyler Wayne P'atterson mobility, however, LC placed Enrollment and rate. , \I o, according to a ]\·eiv said.
228th. )ork Timesp iece published in July, Garcia and Meyer both sit on
IllustrationE ditor Communications only five of the 50 most selective the tudent ucce s ommittec,
Camille Shumann
"Now that we have private colleges receive more which meets to create programs
Photo Editor Lisa Meyer. Federal Pell Grant than LC. that support student needs. The
Hanna Grannis
this data, it's going point of the committee, feyer
COPY CHIEF r LC, 20 percent of students "This is a college aid, i to "do omething that i
Ailee Feber to help us to start long-term and really addresses the
receive Pell Grants, and the
that is dedicated issues and supports our students
Copy Editors informing how we College has a 78 percent predicted
in the way they need to be
Colin Fuller, Amelia Mulford graduation rate compared to a 73
to working with supported."
[develop] programs percent actual graduation rate.
he believes the committee can
(Pell Grants help "ensure access to students to find
CONTRIBUTORS for students that pose-secondary education for low lead to successes because "the best
StaffW riters ideas come out of solid research
and middle-income undergraduate their success, and
Julie Oatfield, Maya Gold, Lucy are based on and collaborative effort ." Garcia
Roberts, Haines Whitacre, Jose tudents," according to the
Luis Quintero, John Rogers, Maia Deparonent of Education.) because that is at said that she wa "confident that
Erickson, CJ Macleod, Nanya strengths," Garcia if we have this conver ation at the
However, students looking at
Jhingran, Anya Hall, Lauren the core of our end of this semester, it will be a
Lovato, Peter Melling, George said. these figures might be misled.
Blikas, Caitlin Morris Washi11gtMo1o11 1th!Jl'iss t tracks little bit different."
mission, it is some "Thi is a college that is
liberal arts colleges but proVldes
~, Hannah Turner The publication arrived at little context for the diver e set thing we put our dedicated to working with
Harts its social mobility rankings by of chools. Many chools on the students, and because that is at
considering the college's effort list serve specific communities or resources towar ds ," the core of our missi n, it is
ADVERTISING to "recruit and graduate low have tuition programs. something we put our resources
Lex Corwin income students." This calculation ' h n ou look at th r said Meyer. towards," said Meyer.
Advisor
Molly Robinson Kelly
Future of Dive·st Coal campaign
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Molly Kiefer
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the cover of the Pioneer Log?E mail
piolog@gmail.com. BY CALEBD IEHL said, but they proV1dea good organizers mounted the stage to returns.
MANAGING EDITOR model. call for action. This year the group "They have similar portfolios,"
plans to bring a speaker to campus Koke said of ome of the chool
Divest Coal, a gra sroors "They have similar and engage the administration in Henrie studied. "Other schools
To order a subscription of the movement that urges further conversation. have done it."
newspaper please email: administrators to wipe schools' portfolios," Koke Many students still worry that Studentsi nterestedi1 1joini1h1ige
subs.piolog@gmail.com. invesanent portfolios clean of divesanent will force tuition to campaignsh olflda /lendt he 1veek!J
ties co coal companies, exploded said of some of skyrocket, but Koke said her SEED tJJeeli11gfr4o-m5 PM in the
To place an advertisement, in colleges across the nation this group will nor pursue a plan that TamarackC o-Op
please email: summer, but at Lewis & Clark, the schools Henrie would raise the rate of tuition
ads.piolog@gmail.com. organizers are still searching for studied. <'Other increase above what is needed
student support. to compensate for inflation.
The Pioneer log serves to ''We've had some trouble schools have done Rethinking the school's portfolio,
inform the lewis & Clark com getting people to come to the . " she added, could actually increase
meetings," Coordinator of LC
munity on issues of concern to lt.
Divest Coal Michaela Koke f 16)
students. Advertisements, let
said. "There are so few of us who
ters to the Editor and Editorials LC Divest oal launched in
have time."
do not necessarily reflect the Fall 2012 and quickly secured
As LC Divest Coal washes over
opinions of the Pioneer log or
meetings with top administrators,
campus, it ride the wave of a
lewis & Clark College. including President Barry
national movement. In a furor that
G la ner and Vice President for
evoke the collegiate push in the
The Pioneer log Busine s and Finance Carl Vance,
1980s to divest from companies
0615 S.W. Palatine Hill Rd.
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50 colleges, from wanhmore
piolog@gmail.com movement shies away from
to Harvard, are clamoring for
www.piolog.com more radical demonstrations
ustainable endowments. The
like picketing, Koke said, to
Harvard Undergraduate Council
avoid turning off resistant
reported that 72 percent of its
administrators. o far it's working.
student body favors divesanent.
"I'm feeling positive about
Gabby Henrie (15), an
our association with the
active member of LC Divest
administration," Koke said. he
cP. Coal, attended a convention at
explained that unlike officials at
Portland rate niversity last
ome other chools, "They're not
eme ter where he noticed
just shutting us out."
liberal arts schools of similar
Last spring, Divest Coal
size in the orthwest making
designed a logo and drew students
sub tantial progress. ome of
to the Forest Hall Co- p for
the endowment tho e chools
" lusicoal," a night of student
manage pale next to L 's, Koke
bands and songwriters where ILLUSTRATIONB YC AMILLE$H UMANN

NEWS
SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 3
Student Life reawakened
Changes to Division of Student Life reshapes campus
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BY CASSIEB ISHOP continuing through 2013 Perhaps the largest hift that "This state of flux that would pool together
. . .
STAFFW RITER and has brought about a rook place within Templeton's 1s cont1nu1ng students' various activities and
metamorphosis in rudent Life. fuse story was the division of successes to align them under
through 2013 and
The last several years have
The ffice of 1ulticultural 3CE into Career Development one heading.
brought myriad administrative Affairs i now the Department and tudent Leadership and has brought about " omerimes you don't need a
changes to Lewis & Clark.
of Inclusion and lulticulcural ervice. Harold k aron, a metamorphosis certificate to do that, but ome
"Four years ago, when I Engagement (I ffi). director, has moved in to direct people need that under randing
in Student Life."
came in, there wa a different "[ ssociace Dean of rudent the L , while finda Heyman, of a pathway and some skills
pr sident, a different dean f Engagement] Tricia Brand was the previous director of 3CE, and Puni hment. development," Gonzalez
the college, a different dean upervising a number of ffices heads the office of Career "There's people all over explained. "It doesn't take away
f srudent , the area director in srudent life in addition to Development. campus that are like that. Even from anyone who doesn't go
staff was different-the e tlu-ough the certificate program.
being director of [ulticulrural " eparating out the two if I can't work with them
are the positions that impact But it doe reflect the four foci
Affairs," explained Director of offices allows for deeper because we're so busy (we're
srudents the most," said licah that we have. If you go through
ampus Living Kelly Hoover. attention to the e areas which not going to be able to work
Leinbach (14). "First years this the certificate program, the
"Her focus was so pulled away are so critical t the srudent with everyone), but that they're
year are coming to a c mplecely outc me \vill be that you gain
in . o many different areas that experience," said H over. offering programs that are in
different school than the one some competence in these four
it didn't allow for the richness Gonzalez expanded upon line with what we're crying to
I walked into. And it's only areas."
that we want." her reasons for splitting achieve at this office," said
getting better." This semester, students
With diversity and inclusion 3CE and focu ing separately k aron. "Everyone I meet,
Barry Glassner wa can ee the multitude of data
a ne of the four foci rudent on leader hip and career I'm crying to think: What do
appoint d as Lewis & Clark' collected by tudent Life
Life is constantly attempting to development: "Today's srudent they care about? What do
translated into a reality of a
24th pre idem in 2010,
address, include and improve and tomorrow's student: the I care about? What are the
new student life experience.
Tuajuanda Jordan wa named
upon, the relocation of Brand second most important reason points of intersection? I think
And that change is not over.
dean of the college in 2011 and
stands more a a tribute to LC's why they choose college is [t hat crossover] deepens our
"I think that we're
Anna Gonzalez was selected as
prioritization of that office's because of career development. collective understanding of
only on the horizon " said
dean of srudents in 2012. For
continued progress. They're looking at college in who we are, what we care
Brand. ''We're still having
the eniors, each year of their
The adjustments in tudent term of career mobility. In about what we're crying to do
conversations; like, the next
LC career brought a new face.
Life al o opened up the the past, they may not have and who we're crying to be in
cage for [career development)
Thi tare of flux is
po ition of assistant director necessarily talked about career the world."
is discus ions with faculty to
of campus living, which is now development in srudenc life. We Though there is a new learn more about what they
"First years this year
filled by former Area Director are now because it's where our focu on career development, think we need to be doing
are coming to a Charlie Ahlqui t. students are heading." both Mc aron and Brand around career development that
completely different ot all of the changes in Mc aron cites LC's emphasized service as a enhances what they experience
tudent Life have expanded empha.sis on ervice learning, eparate entity. Gonzalez's in advising srudents and
school than the one
horizons. Jeffrey Feld-Gore, drawing it into the faculty plan to balance dedication to supporting srudents. When I
I walked into. And
previously the associate dean sphere with programs like community service with career got here, we didn't talk about
it's only getting of srudents and student Inside-Out, which includes development arises from in that. And I think that's a good
be tter. " involvement, has been ssiscant Professor of History part, in her new brainchild: a change."
di missed. Reiko Hillyer's class on Crime leadership certificate program

NEWS
4 THE-PIONEERL OG SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013
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Have a better name for LC's new dining option, an on-campus
food cart? Enter the naming comp tition to win $150!
BY GEORGE BLIKAS of them want student to employ BY ZIBBY PILLOTE serving fo d for two more weeks,
STAFFW RITER "LC educators their liberal arts knowledge in the
EDITOR-I -CHIEF though.
hope to see entre busine s realm. '"ve 've been talking to Bon
A new addition to the Lewis As lich said, "I do not want
preneurial innova ometime , the hike from ,\ppetit about it for a while," aid
& lark ollege curriculum has you to just use the front page. o.
the academic side of campu to Vice Pre ident for Busine s and
taken shape under the Center for tion classes evolve The whole nine yard ."
the Trail Room or Bon eems finance and Treasurer Carl ance.
Entrepreneurship. i• nto (C a n•g orous \X'ith such a broad image in grueling. The uphill climb ''le makes sen e; food carts arc
Brian Detweiler-Bedell, an mind, how has the first class
concentration [o f culminates in food that doe n't popular in Portland, and they're
associate professor of psychology exemplified this objective? The
vary often (especially in the Trail an economical way to experi nee
and the department chair, 1s the curriculum]." class drew 17 male , fiye females,
Room), limited seating and a time L 's food crvice."
ne" academic director of "The and ha 25 out of the maximum
to succeed." crunch when you factor in the The cart will be available
Center," as he likes to call it. taff 30 spots filled. Whether this
reven Goebel, a si cant dean commute to your next cla . for student groups to rent
provide students with clas es i indicative of the Center's
out at events, and rumors are
and director of the business Luckily for hungry students,
in entrepreneurship, mentoring curriculum and future is still too
circulating that it will make special
law program at Lewis & Clark the options are no longer limited
and venture competitions. The early to tell.
appearances on late nights near
newly-e tablished Introduction to Law chool, and sociate The Introduction to to the Dovecote and atzek
dorms. Dean of rudents Anna
Entrepreneur hip and Innovation Profes or of Theatre Iichael Entrepreneurship and lnnovation vending machines. A Bon Appetit
Gonzalez hope to u e T\virter to
class, Detweiler-Bedell aid, is the lich head the class-an unlikely class (EI 20 I) will be Food art-temporarily named
keep student up-to-date on the
first of many. combination of creativity and offered again in the pring, "The Dub Bu "-makes its first
food cart's location.
The clas aims to allow business expertise. However, this and L educators hope to see appearance today. Menu, hours
Gonzalezi s hostinga /lallli11g
student to "to translate their is exactly what Goebel and Olich entrepreneurial innovation and location will rotate daily, with
competitiofonr the earl.T he wi1111ue1ri /l
liberal arts passions into action, to stress as a necessity for being an classes evolve into "a rigorous appearances on all three of Lewis
receiv3e 150. S11bmyilo ur ideasf ry
create their own opportunities and entrepreneur: collaboration. Both concentration [of curriculum]." & lark's campuses. It won't begin Oct. 11 lo DOS@lclark.ed11.
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STAFFW RITER is fascinated by "the danger of I-Ii:\ IR
• On Sept. 20, criminal
historical comparisons," such as
n Monday, ept. 23, the France's duty to memory. mischief was reported in
French srudie deparanent The duty of memory was
Miller Center.
ho red Richard Joseph Golsan, thought to be a way to remember
distinguished professor of rrench the dark past and prevent the • Another instance
at Texas r\&l',,[ niversity, to speak emergence of similar regimes.
of criminal mischief in
about le de1'0idre 111in1oiorre ,t he However, Golsan argued that
duty of memory, in Prance. this way of thinking has been Hartzfeld Hall occurred on
The duty of memory refers problematic and misguided. It
to tl,e "dark years" of Vichy creates a competition of victims, Sept. 21.
France and is still a cause of guilt and the obsession with guilt
• On Sept. 22, there was
in the nation. During this time, leaves citizens ignorant of current
France aided the Third Reich in problems in France, such as anti a second-degree theft from
the persecuti n of 76,000 French "emitism and raci m.
Copeland Hall's bike rack.
Jew during \1 orld War IL for Lewis & lark College and
Professors and scud nts from the rrench studie • department, • On Sept. 24, criminal
multiple departments, including this idea resonates well. LC
mischief occurred in Miller
art history, French studies, emphasizes the importance of
German studie and history, under randing history in a way Center, Fields Art Center,
arcended Golsan's talk, making that encompas e the whole
Templeton Campus Center
this event truly interdisciplinary. picrure and allows the institution
Among the students was Haley to move forward without debasing and J.R. Howard Hall.
Best ('15), a history major. She the past.

OPINION
• SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 5
Student tour guides should be hired from merit
LEWIS & CLARK'S WORK-STUDY POLICY PROVIDES OPPURTUNITIES FOR LOWER-INCOME STUDENTS,
BUT ALSO LIMITS THE POOL OF APPLICANTS FOR ALL POSITIONS WITH THE REQUIREMENT.
BY JOHN ROGERS that so greatly limited their ap Clark with the work- rudy rule on the basis of merit alone. LC's era librarian. The e position are
STAFFW RITER plicant pool for arguably the being pan of the job descrip tour guide program should hire offered only co students who
most influential student job on tion." he went on to say, "(I] feel students based on their merit and qualify for work-srudy. Many of
campus? confident in the number of tour ability to represent LC' t •d these jobs allow
guI
fter two year at chi Director of tudent Finan- guide we have and being able the college. S OUr e students to involve
school, I have recently been cial ervices nascacia Dillon to select a good cohort of tour I understand program should themselves in
feeling the urge to somehow said, "Eighty-four percent of ... guides." that the institution fields that they are
hire students
contribute to Lewi & Clark. students [receive] some sort of l do not think that this policy has an obligation interested in and
Wh ld LC
I had seen financial aid. should be kept just because it co provide jobs for enjoy. Although
Y based on merit.
tudencs giv- WOU [However] is sufficient. It is my belief char many of its students I understand the
have a policy that so the school's tour guide program with work-srudy. need for work-
ing tours and not all eligible
thought that tudencs can be should be striving co reach maxi Thi i clearly the reason behind study, l can't help but feel that
greatly limited their
it would be offered a work mum potential, an impossible the policy. However, I find it many positions that would allow
the perfect award because cask when a limiting policy such unacceptable that the College is me to gee involved with and
applicant pool for a
way for me co of the limits on as this one is in place. using positions that should be contribute to LC are unavail-
do so. pon each program's When doing some research available to all students to fill able. I understand that LC has
student position?
requesting an funding." on nearby universities' tour their work- tudy obligations. an obligation to offer po itions
application, Caitlin guide program , I could not find Lewis and Clark is shooting itself to its tudents with financial aid.
however, I was informed that Harper, assi cant dean of admi - a ingle program that required in the foot by excluding so many However, I believe that it also has
rudents with ut work-study sions and supervisor of the tour work'-srudy from its applicants. talented srudents that do nor an obligation to offer all student
were ineligible to participate guide program said, "in the past These schools, such as the qualify for work- tudy. the opportunity to apply for
in the program. The reasoning three years ... we have been doing University of Washington, the However, LC does offer all po itions that allow said srudents
behind this policy baffled me. a good job of finding qualified niversiry of Puget ound and kinds of paid po itions, from to pursue their interests and con
Why would LC have a policy srudents to represent Lewis & the niversicy of Oregon, hire spores ream managers to orches- tribute to the instinition.
Ringling Bros.' circus animal use not worth abuse
BY JULIEO ATFIELD tions when animals are chained an exceptionally tragic biography be happy and healthy enough in mean bigger cages,b ut no cages."
STAFFW RITER in cramped train cars between of one of Ringling's circuses to justify their imprison- It is important to cake a moment to
performances during 48 weeks link the big-piccure co our own lives
How did yau feel as a kid when of tl1ey ear; and health problems, as students who can actively spark
you saw chat the circus was in town? including herpes, more tl1ll11 change. Weitzenfdd said,
ere you overjoyed and n the two infections "Lewis & Clark students
vei:ge of dragging your family t the weekly can challenge animal
big colorful rents? r did you look from
at the advertisements and wonder, bull-
m re tencatively," Why the heck do
they make animals do such crange
cticks?"
t least since the 1960s, activists
have been looking into the health
of animals trained to perform these
trick . nfortunately, the methods
of rraining presented to audience as
"positive reinforcement'' are in truth
much darkerproces es of control
ling circus animals.
In 2011, Mothe]r0 11ems agazine
conducted a major investigation of
ne of the most popular circuses
1/
in the nation, Ringling Bros. and
Barnum & Bailey,o wned by Feld
Entertainment, and boldly titled ILLUSTRATIOBNY
CAMILLSEH UMANN
it "The Cruelest how on Earth."
ther gr ups, uch as our city's own exploication on many fronts.
Portland Animal Liberation (P,\L) hook On a larger scale, students can
and a local In Defen e of Animals wounds, and work with animal rights organiza
chapter, have been continuing tuberculosis in 30 per- cent tion on local campaigns, such a
research into Ringling Bros.' actions of Ringling's elephants, a disease opposing exotic animal performanc-
of what can accurately be referred to easily transmitted to humans. es, primate research at OH and
as abuse. Though the DA has enacted the Portland Aquarium. On campu ,
1\buse is indeed a strong word. some regulations, these policies are veteran performers, an tudents can advocate veganisrn,
What exactly hardly enforced elephant named Carol who ment. Marching in conga lines and challenge lab animal experimenta
The methods of
does the circus and lack ap- has worked for 40 years. "yewimess randing atop a giant ball aren't tion and promote critical animal
do to its animals, pr priace funds. accounts, videos and photographs natural behaviors. Emotional stress studies. ome activists are working
training presented
both behind Ringling Bro. have been collected by animal is required to achieve these rasks. on an ordinance prohibiting exotic
" . . .
closed doors and as pos1t 1ve re1n- has avoided fuJJ rights activists, current and former Overall, i~ animal acts, while
in fr nt of live consequences for Ringling empl yee and even regular unethical to use It's important to take someactivistsare
crowds? forcemen t" are in clear violations of circus-goers who viewed public such incclligent outreaching to
a moment to link
'The ruel- numerous health abuse in or near arenas. and en i- cheModa enter
est howon truth much darker and safety laws. Thi i ue presents a spectrum tive creatures and Portland Trail
the big-picture to
Earth" provides Current policie of po sible reactions. We can work (elephants Blazers to stop
processes of control
a year's worth ar much too to eliminate animals from circuses particularly,b ut doing busincs
our own lives as stu
of inve tigativc weak to protect and lee human acrobats dominate also other non with Feld Enter-
ling circus animals.
findings, which circus animals, hows, we can turn a blind eye and human ani dents who can ac cainment." The
I'll sum up in a even if the law deal with other problems we sec mals) solely for ;\nimal Collective
few points: physical, emoti nal, and were being fuJJye nforced. as higher priorities, or we can find ur entertain tively spark change.
club is another
medical issue ari ing from heavy P1\L has gathered videos and some kind of balance, perhaps ment. dam great way co get
use f harmful cools like bullhooks, article on their website detail pressuring the government to better Weitzenfdcl, involved in animal
whips and electric prods for "guid ing incidents of trainers abusing ensure decent creacrncnto f animals. one of PA.L'so rganizers, is right rights issues and actions right on
ing" elephants; poor living condi- elephants. They have featured Jci s impossible for elephants to to say, '~\nimal liberation does not campus.

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EERL OG FEATURES9
REBECCRAO BBIN B S YJ O SEL UISQ UINTERO important contributors to the come to work with them so I was
STAFFW RITER conference so that we could present unique for them, too. I have a
them with an award. I even got to nose piercing while they had giant
RebeccaR obbins( '16), a11e 11viro11111e11p1reasle nt an award at the conference. piercings on their lips and their
el11diemsq jor,h as movede veryfo ur fter the conference, I left PR necks were covered with neck rings,
years becauseh erd ad worksf ar the and worked with the climate change but they'd ask, "Why do you have
UnitedS latesA ge11ryfoIr1 1tematio11al section. I got to go to outh Omo. something on your nose? Does
DevelopmenHt. er parentsa re 110w The climate change section was that not make it so that you can't
locatedi1 1E thiopiaw heres hes pentt he working on rangeland management. breathe?"
mmmer workingw ith a 11011-govern111eTnlhael issue is that the land is reaJJy Q: What was the hardest part of
orga11izatio(N11G O)calledH om of dry in the area, o the cattle is going the summer for you?
Africa RegionaEl t1vironmenlaCf mtre to Kenya and finding food [there]. A: The hardest part was the lack
and etwork( HOAREC). To solve this, what we did was take of communication. I was not able
an invasive species of plants, cut to speak any of the languages the
Q: What exactly did you do while them down and make fences out tribes spoke, so there were a lot of
working for HOAREC? of them so animals will stay in one rime where I found myself lost. We
A: t the beginning of the summer, area while grass is being grown had one slightly terrifying incident
I worked with their PR section, elsewhere. I also began working when we were working with the
which was working on hosting an on a project where we would teach tribes. We paid them to help build
environmental conference for other the indigenous community about the fence , but recently another
countries in the Horn of frica. Moringa trees, which have a lot of GO that u ed to contribute co the
Every year, countries in the Horn health benefits. project stopped working with the
of Africa get together for this Q: What would you say was your tribes. This meant that the tribe
conference so that they can discuss favorite part of the summer? were being paid less money. The
the environmental issues they arc A: Going down to outh Omo tribes got really angry at one point
having and attempt to come up and working with the indigenous and began yelling at us, like finger
with solutions. lniriaJJy,I had to communities. It was amazing! in-your-face kind of yelling. I had
do a lot of grunt work, but at the Cultura11yi t was really cool; they no idea what was happening; I knew
conference it elf I had to contact were not used to seeing a foreigner I was safe, but it wa really scary.
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BY HAINESW HITACRE playing Daddy Warbucks, and co the production office at about
STAFFW RITER Cameron Diaz, who's playing Miss seven in the morning to check in
Hannigan. The music is by Jay-Z and pick up a production car. Mind
Lex Con11i(1'11 5), a11i1 1tematio11al (who recorded some original ongs you, this was all in Manhattan,
affairsm qjor,s penth is s111111w1 o1rekri 11g for the movie), and it is being where people don't really ever drive,
withQ uve11z!1a1lf1?ia flis Annie. produced by Will mith. so it was kind of a weird experience
Of/
Disclai111Lere:x Corwi1w1 orksf or The Q: So how did you find this driving around Midtown in a
PioneerL og as Advertisinga nd B11si11ess opportunity? massive . I would make ure
Ia11ager. A: I got very lucky in that my aunt Q are a nutritious lunch (following
is one of the producers on it, so she our nutritionist' plan), and then
Q: What did you do this hired me as an office production she would continue co rehearse
ummer? assistant, but the production 'rill dinner rime, where we would
A: l worked on the remake office got caught in a jam where eat and then I would drop her and
of Annie, coming out around Quvenzhanc and her mother were her mom off at their hotel. Fridays
Chri ana 2014. I r's going co be a coming into the city early to do were always more fun, as we would
modern, urban adaptation of the rehearsals and they didn't have go on scavenger hunts to introduce
traditional musical. pecifically, the anyone to be a handler. Except you her to YC and get her thinking
movie \vill be completely shot in can't be an assistant to a 9-year- and talking more like a cw Yorker.
Y , and both ,\nnie and Daddy old, so instead the job entailed Q: Ha it impacted what you
Warbucks will be played by black being with Q every moment she want to do after graduation?
actors. The movie wil.lh ave the was working co make sure she was A: Yeah, becau e I thought 1 might
classic songs and dance numbers comfortable, fed, etc. so she can do want to work in the fi.lmb usines
bur \vith a m dern twist. Ir stats her job well. I was with Q and her and this made me realize that's
Quvenzhanc Wallis as nnie. mother pretty much 12 hours a day. probably not the career path I
People will recognize her from Q: So you managed their day? wanna go down. I definitely got a
her role a Hushpuppy in Beasts A: Yeah, a11d ay, every day. I would lot of experience in the business
ofa 5011/hemW ild, a role she was gee a schedule the night before and had an amazing rime, but
nominated for an Oscar for. The listing all her appoinanents and I learned a lot of people in the
film al o stars Jamie fox.x, who' rehear al for the day. I would get industry are pretty unhappy.
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BY JULIAB URNS something like inging covers was across, and it's not necessarily who
FEATURESE DITOR not my thing. I'm the person who you arc. irnon owell thought
writes it, not the person who covers I was too erious because I had
Dia11aD eM111(h'1 6) competeid1 1T he it on national television. been sitting for 17 hours in this
X Factor overt he s11n111111e11h; ibcehg an Q: What are your plan going room before I went to sing and
airingS epl. 11. forward in your mu ic career? they didn't feed me. , o I wa very
, \. Through the show, I met a scnou , because l was pissed off.
Q: What wa your favorite producer who is the head of o I got painted as this person who
memory from The X Facto~ admission at Berklee College of wa n't happy to be there and a11t his
A: There were eight auditions lusic, and we're doing my fir t full stuff that just wasn't true. It's rcaJJy
before you got to sing in front of length record together when I go more about creating per onality
the celebrity judge·, and I think the back co Bo ·con in the spring. I'm dynamic tl1an it is about talent.,\
fir t rime I got a "yes" woul<lb e my supposed to have 50 songs ready lot of people just get overlooked
favorite memory. to go inro the production proce s, because of that.
Q: What was your biggest and then we're g nna choose 10 of Q: Were you star struck at any
takeaway from thi experience? those songs, 12 actually, and make moment?
A: Biggest takeaway, 1 would say. is an album, and then do a tour with A: Yeah. \X'hen 1 went out on stage,
that in the music indu cry,p eople people from Berklee in the next I was five feet away from imon
want to make you conform. People year. Cowell and Demi Lovato and Kelly
like irnon owell know what sell . Q: What was the hardest part of Rowland, and a11t hose people.
But I realized through being on the being on The X Factor? Going out on cage in from of
how that I'm not a pop stat and I A: The whole thing was hard 8,000 people and these icons sitting
like doing my own music and they because reality TV is extremely five feet in front of you and inging
didn't aJJow me that opportunity. scripted, and they have a certain to them-it was the most surreal
That's when I realized that way that they want you to come thing I'll ever do in my life.

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10 THE PIONEER LOG APRIL 19, 2013
Sustain abi I ity •1 ss exy
with glass walls. team them up
and con tantly rest against the
glass surface, or u e the surface to
• A COLUMN FOCUSED ON ENVIRONMENTAL CONVERNS apply soap to your body.
The trick i to show him that it
BY LUCY ROBERTS to 118,284,466,000 for a "generic Bly that bicycling had "done more wasn't an accident. how him that
car" produced ia America in 2008. to emancipate women than any you actually don't care who sees
STAFFW RITER The bicycle has served as a thing else in the world." your nipples.
BIKESA RES EXY. tool for empowerment through Fortunately, Portland knows Love,
\1 hether it's the wind whipping out history. It puts the power of how to support bike riding. If The Gay Lady and a bottle of
through your helmet hair or the transportation in your own hands. you are riding to get from point cwo-buck chuck
bike grease smeared across your o more waiting for the bus or to point B, there are plenty of
face, nothing beat the feeling of relying n the oil indu try for fo - bike lanes and bike boulevards to Dear Almo r- ip- lip,
a ati fying bicycle ride. Biking sil fuels to power cars. Bicycling as ist in a safe journey. There is a First thing, probably give up
can erve as your main source of became popular in tl1c 1890s, plethora of bike-friendly bar and showering in the dorms. ot just
transportation or simply a tte s and it wa in this \'icrorian era restaurant . Additionally, there your dorm, bur everywhere on
relieving recreational activity. that bicycles acted as a tool for are many wonderful bike shops campus. owhere is safe, because
nytime you get on your bike, you empowering women. The restric and resources available. Free bike the same colli ion might hap-
are doing your body and your ur tive clothing of this era \\"as not maps and route planning tools are pen again. You go to Lewis &
rounding environment a favor. conducive to riding, so women available online from the Portland Dear Virgins, Clark, so after taking this step,
ccording to This Big icy,a started to don more comfortable, Bureau of Transportation. Lewis I ran into my crush in our you should enjoy some improved
social networking organization active form of clothing in order & lark will so n implement a bathroom dorm and I was in ocial standing and re pect from
that shares ideas and promote to ride. This gave women the bike- haring program for tho e of my robe. We both got really your peer.
discussion of su tainable cities, chance co become independent you wanting to rent a bike for a embarrassed and avoid eye ext, 1 guessing he's not mak
the production of a bicycle has and get out of the house since it weekend joy ride. The LC Bike o contact now. Yet I still see him ing eye contact becau e judging
a significantly smaller impact liberated women from depending op also serve as a great on-campus ALL the time. How can we from the encounter you described
than a car. 7.2 kg road bi on men to get around. The bicycle re ource for queries and will soon move past this awkwardness? he wa n't exactly looking at your
cycle with a carbon frame use • was such a powerful tool in this host classes. There is a lot going Sincerely, One-(almost)-nip eyes. You should cover every inch
11 546,658,000 joules of energy era that in 1896, usan B. Anthony on! Remember to alway wear your slip-and-we're-back-in-neutral of your skin, and to en ure you
during its production, compared told the ew 1ork 1/?'orlds ellie helmet, and happy riding. don't bring up that eye-opening
-Dear Almost- ip- lip, experience every time you run into
AFRA ow, if you're not comfort him, move into the w od . gain,
able with nip slipping, you should thank me for managing your repu
di regard my advice and probably tation so effectively at LC.
do something like laugh it off or After-I don't know-maybe a
befriend him. year of living in the wild, ub ist
There is a Jes on you need ing off berrie and forgetting what
A NEW WEEKLYC OLUMN THAT WILL FEATURES OMEO F POX'SF AMOUS to learn. I wish I could sit every your own skin looks like, return
eighth grader down in a row (in to civilization, where you won't
FOOD CARTST HAT MEETI MPORTANTC RITERIAF ORC OLLEGES TUDENTS
cluding you) and tell them chi : find it that awkward to talk to him
le' only awkward if you make anymore because it will just be
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it awkward. awkward to talk to humans. Awk
wondaing whatS outhwestern • also a great chance to checko ut
STAFWF RITER T wouldn't call your situation ward will become the new normal,
mudh as to do wit.Tlah ai food: areasy ou haven't been to yet.
unforrunare because it was awk which for people like u was
It wasa mistyP ortlanda fter Wekomet o food carts. DtliaOIISIIUS.
ward. It was unfortunate because already pretty awk-ward,s o maybe
noon, andI was learninga bout This column will be an exp)o- Whilet his naturlllJinyc ludes
you mis ed an opportunit:y. You w didn't accompli h anything in
hould have actually nip slipped. tho e la t three paragraph . o
lily mud, mmd.S pecial i,od carts----&ee-standing carts • ·c some sit-down rcstawants.
The only thing more univer al problem-let's start a new one.
mud.M udd tatwouldi,£ die man that opaate in Pottland-spcc:i- (Somerimes I just don't .,,,,,, to sit
m than smiles or math is boobs. We Okay, I really don't have much
in the windoww as to be believal, alonein a park the a.in.) Smee
rm all love boobs. to ay here. Thi paragraph was
add a couple of years to of __ ODilmathalte aming
It is time to how that ew suppo ed to give actual relation
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foundland Terrier named Pio ship advice, but I don't know what
Savors the product just much
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historically accurate) your ladic : find out for next week and get
had pa.dml tM COD4asation. cally far locatioos, .lila:G resham; bacon, I'll also be chatting with
Lewi and Clark. back to you? We should put a
He reminded me about the most and some, quire frankly, arc not the owners. I will then impart this
You sec, it was only awk-ward newsstand offering this paper for
important landmark, a tree split quite as good as the others. I will knowledge to you!
because it wa an unintentional you in the middle of the untamed
in half by lightning with "a cactus nobly sacrifice myself to create a
(almo t) nip slip. You now have wood . Ir's the same process a
growing in the middle." weekly column in the punuit of Welcome to Sassafras! ext
to make it an intentional nip lip. distributing papers to opeland
Then he handed me my Pad food that meets three criteria: week:w affles.
Your options arc: anyway. ~njoy your vacation.
Thai. (Wnh Cu,m edium hot.) It Pria: Less than 10,i ncluding
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and forget to mention you're the
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LEWIS & CLARK'S BUILDON CHAPTER HAS GOOD INTENTIONS, NOW SEARCHING FOR FUNDS
BY JULIE OATFILED world to team up with local com may also raise extta funds to cover to suddenly be in a place (where I them, help them and have them
STAFFW RITER munitic in consttucting school . airfare and housing expenses. The was] leeping under mo quito nets help me. I can't ever say thank
ustainability is a number-one pri list of event includes a giant yard and without electricity or running you enough to any of them. Their
Lewi & lark's build n ority-the country requesting the sale, raffle , bake ales, coin drives, water," zra said. "But seeing how community is an inspiration and
chapter has been traveling the school must agree to con istently informative tabling events and passionate all the villagers were a home co me, and I wane to con
world, making new friends and pr vide staff, upply the school more. lost of tl1ese events will about gcrting a chool wa, really gratulate them on finishing their
ho ting engaging fundrai crs for and teach a balanced ratio of male be held at LC, and some will be worth it. It wa an amazing, life chool." The club ha c nfidence
the entire L communit:y for years and female students, achieved ei held around downtown Portland changing experience." that ummer 2014 i.n cpal is well
now. lt i continuing their work ther through support from its own as well. lore recently, club Vice on its way to becoming equally
in the upcoming months toward government or with the aid of Three of the club's current President layadah Yahya ('15) eye-opening and rewarding.
building a school in epal next other non-governmental organiza- officer arc rcrurmng members went school-bwlding in Haiti over
summer. ,\ccording co buildOn's tions ,0 ). who have already gone abroad to the summer. "In I laiti, we met a Interestedi1 1;oi11ib1111gi /dO1M1?e et
website, the international organi The J, build On club and its construct chool . T'-'ro summers commurucy of dedicated people ingsa re T11esdayast 5 p.m. i11T ha_)'er,
zation aims "to break the cycle of members have planned numer ago, ,o-Prc idenrs Eve Ben Ezra who persevered and sought the 011th eg ro111f1lodo ro f Temple/011.
poverty, illiteracy and low expecta ous events for chi year, reach (14) and Katherine Quaid ('14) improvement of the next genera Studentsc a1a1/ 11Japyasr ticipatein f 11t11re
tions through service and educa ing out to e\·cryone on campus travelled \\ith buildOn to [ala\,.,; tion and of themselves tluough erentsa nd co11trib1l1ot teh e b11i/dO11
tion." pecifically, build n work and beyond. ach member must in ·outheasr. \frica. "Ir was actu education," Yahya said. "I'm causeL. ook far l!Jersa 11do nlinea 11-
\vith naci ns in need of schools co rai e a certain amount of money ally the fir t time I had ever been humbled and grateful to have had 11011nce11to1 esntqlsy 11pdatetdh ro11gho11/
bring volunteers from all over the toward construction costs and abroad and it was quire a hock the opportuniry to work alongside the)'ear.

SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 1 1
StyleS QJ!t£frs
Victoria Taylor
Jupiter, Fla.
Political science
2017
How do you describe your personal style?
Stressed but well-dressed.
Fashion-wise, what do you miss about Florida?
Being able to wear tank tops, shorts and flip-flops to school every day.
What Northwest trends are you most excited for?
Boots!
Aside from the obvious weather differences, how do styles in Oregon and
Florida differ?
People definitely wear a lot more black here and wear socks more. Nobody in
Florida wears cool socks.
Where do you get your personal fashion inspiration?
Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Emily Halter ('14).
Where do you most often shop?
My roommate's closet.
If you could adopt the style of any historic individual, who would it be and
why?
Eve from the Bible. She didn't have to wear clothes.

ARTS
12 THE PIONEER LOG SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013
Time-Based Art Festival engages audience, community
BY MAIA ERICKSON "community declared itself a
STAFFW RITER
medium ... "
From the fifth row of the audi Engaging an audience wa a
torium, the set-up resembled that priority at the institutional level as
of your average film creening, well. "PICA has definitely been
but as the lights dimmed a few working to understand what
minutes pa t 6:30 p.m., one line of demographics the festival attracts
of chairs remained bright. A mo and how to get more people in
ment later, seated behind a bulky terested in going to see the events
overhead projector, artist Daniel and performances," said Amy
Barrow began his performance Fredericks ('14), who worked with
from the center of his audience. PICA as a community partner-
Using only a series of overlays hip and outreach intern. 'Td say
and the projector, Barrow manu they're making a bigger effort to
ally illustrated the evening's two work with youth and have more
stories, titled The Thief of Mirrors young people attending."
and LookingforL ove i11th e Hall of This year's festival did seem
Mirrors.I n addition to the illustra to offer something for everyone,
tions, which ranged from color from afternoon artists' talks to
fuJJyb aroque to imple grayscales, late-night, 21-and-over dance par
Barrow performed an accompa ties. For some students, however,
nying monologue, timed over a ticket prices and performance
pre-recorded soundtrack. location made the festival less
The immediacy and intimacy accessible than PICA might have
of work like Barrow's are hall hoped. Though many events were
marks of the Time-Based Art free to attend, most of the free
Festival, which ran this year from events were conversations with
ept. 12-22 and featured more artists rather than headJ.ioiogp er
than 60 performances, dialogues formances. In most ca e , ticket
and workshops throughout Port Dancers perform ADULT at Con-way. PHOTO COURTESYO F THE PORTLANDI NSTITUTEF OR CONTEMPORARYA RT prices ranged from $15 to $30
land. Participants of the 11th an per show. Other events had a 21 +
nual TBA Festival included artists mented the diversity of topics ad those parameters, however, the of reflection in many of this year's age limit, further limiting student
from the United States, Argentina, dressed by TBA since its inception range of subjects explored by this performances. In some works, access.
Morocco, Sweden and Algeria, in 2003. As its name promises, the year's group of artists was vast, like Laura Arrington and Jesse For those interested in partak
along with festival-goers from an festival centers on the "time-based from stories of life under Chilean Hewit' dance piece ADULT, the ing next year, however, PICA
even broader sweep. Events took arts," most often featuring perfor dictator Augusto Pinochet to Al artists and tl1eir artwork were one offers hundreds of volunteer
place at 15 venues throughout mance art, dance, film and music. gerian holy rituals and the tale of and the same. In other works, like opportunities throughout the fes
the city, including the Con-way The festival, sponsored by the a harlequin jewelry thief. Through Ivana Miiller's !PeA re Still Watch tival, with benefits including free
building (on W Raleigh Street), Portland Institute for Contempo these lenses, artists explored ing, audience members became the admission to TBA events. Dis
the BodyVox Dance Center and rary Art (PICA), has consistently broader themes of personal piece's performers: their bodies, counted tickets are also available
the planetarium at the Oregon sought artists whose works, media identity, sexuality, race, tragedy, actions and voices became the for students and PICA members.
Museum of Science and Industry. and messages engage with their triumph and daily absurdity. artist's medium of expression. More information about the TB
The mixture of artists, venues immediate surroundings-audi The very structure of artist-art That relationship was underscored Festival and other PICA events
and presentational forms comple- ence member included. Within work-viewer was also the subject by this year's festival tagline, can be found at www.pica.org.
Diderot@ 300: Watzek5 new
exhibit remembers our roots
BY AILEE FEBER
COPY CHIEF
Watzek Library has a new Mellon Foundation, four stu the things that was most excit
exhibit on one of the most influ dents were able to work alongside ing for me was precisely that it
ential figures of the 18th century, DeMarte. Schuyler Adkins ('14), was-that it is a work time results
ILLUSTRATIONB YA MYR OSENHEIM
Denis Diderot. The library is Sara Balsom ('14), Hillary Kugler from unique people contributing
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WATCH? IS NETFLIX NOT celebrating Diderot's 300th birth ('14) and Brandon Stilson ('14) and that it couldn't exist without
ENOUGH? READ ON TO SEEW HAT OUR WRITERS day with an exhibit on his life, the designed the exhibit, wrote text everybody pitching in."
RECOMMEND THIS WEEK Enlightenment and, of course, the and translated sections of the Diderot@ 300 nil/ be 011 display
Encyclopedie. EncyclopidieL.l ke the making of thro11gDhe c.2 0.
BY ANYA HALL
The Encyclopediwe,h ich was ed the Encyclopediteh, e creation of the
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ited by Diderot, exemplified En exhibit wa a collaborative effort.
During one of her most recent it is more of a tale about a young
lightenment thought and required "We all had really different ILLUSTRATIONB YC AMILLES HUMANN
interviews, actress Shailene Wood man figuring out who he is and
hundreds of contributors. When ways of approaching the project,"
ley di cussed her latest film, The how to love himself. A lot of films
completed, it contained 71,818 Balsom said. "We a!J had differ
Spectamlar 01JJ,a nd called it "one implify teenagers and don't ac
articles and 3,129 illustrations. A ent backgrounds because we had
of the most authentic coming-of curately portray the truggles they
highlight of the exhibit is a series come from different majors. One
age movies we've seen in probably endure. However, The Spectac11lar
of these illustrations, or plates, of us would be taking on one part
the last 20 years." The film is more 01JJi s an authentic look inside
showing craftsmen at work. of the project and another person
than just your cliched high school some of the serious problems
"There was a conscious move would be adding stuff in from
love story where the quarterback young people face, and it allows
to show that knowledge wa not their perspective."
realizes that perhaps he's not in their natural intelligence to shine
just theory," said Associate Profes DeMarte wouldn't have
love with the cheerleader, and in throughout the movie.
sor of French Isabelle DeMarte, had it any other way. "One of
stead falls for the weird girl sitting The film was well-wreceived at
who headed the production of the
by herself in the cafeteria and they the 2013 Sundance Film Festival
exhibit. "The plates really showed
live happily ever after. and took home the pecial Jury
that in a way that a purely
Aimee (Shailene Woodley) is a Award for Acting. Michael Weber
textual encyclopedia would
normal girl who actively choo es and Scott eustadter, critically
not have shown."
not co have a lot of friends acclaimed writers of (500) Days
One wall of the exhibit
because she is more focused on of S11m111aerer, a ble to capture the
is covered by the "Tree of
getting into college than trying to frightening but beautiful intensity
Knowledge," an artistic
core her next fifth of strawberry of first love. The film is artistic
reinterpretation of one of
vodka. Sutter (Miles Teller), on and incredibly aestheticaJJy appeal
the mo t controversial parts
the other hand, is well-known ing. It forces you to feel a sense
of the E11cyc!optfdthiee: c hart
around school for being the life of nostalgia as you watch these
depicting tl1e hierarchy of
of the party. Aimee finds Sutter characters prepare for their future
knowledge. In this chart,
passed out on a random lawn after while they are thrown curveball
theology was placed under
another drunken night of party after curveball along the way.
the category of philoso
ing, which ignites an unexpected The Spectac11/aro w
phy-that is, the Encyclopedie
romance.
claimed that God was a
While this is something of a
creation of man.
love story between two teenagers,
4 011t of 5 reels Thanks to a grant from the

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ARTS
SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 13
The Platteau, a tudent-run room and a dance studio. new staff team, with wen campus." follow the Platteau racebook
art center, stand bright and ver the summer, the Platteau Phillip Cl6 ) a general manager, In this effort to diversify the page for regular updates on all our
shiny amongst the many space underwent a large- cale overhaul Chloe Kesten ('15) a ceramics use of the space, the Platteau events and happenings!"
on campus that were renovated to optimize its possibilities as a manager and Pearl He selden ('16) organizes life drawing se sions on The Platteau is open co regis
and overhauled during the sum space for creative involvement, as photo lab manager. The Plat alternating Mondays and open mic trations all year long. It charge
mer. Established in 1999 a a participation and conversation. teau is also managed by Area Di nights on alternaring Thursday . a one-rime 15 membership fee
place where students could go to This renovation was funded and rector for Platt-Howard Hall Ryan Moreover, the staff is in conver a for the enrire school year (and an
practice, perform, work and play, upported by the Campus Living tion with faculry from the art, mu additional 15 co use the ceram
the Platteau is a place for both Office. The space was extended sic and theatre departments about ics lab and phoco lab). The staff
''All of us on the
the tudent with a serious pas in the back to make room for a hosring talks and demo sessions in hopes co make this a space for ac
sion for the arts and the tudent restroom and a storage space. the Platteau. Also in the works are tive creative conversation, a stage
staff team are re
with a more casual artistic hobby. The carpets were replaced with fun activities like late-night pottery for the exhibition of the reservoir
Located in the ba ement of Platt shiny new concrete floors to make ally excited to throwing lessons, creen print- of arti tic talent on campus and,
~ e t, the i ual and Performing it optimal for ceramic and paint ing demos and film development most importantly, for some thera
t 0' P ) themed dorm, the ing by avoiding the trouble of make the Platteau lessons. peutic artistic indulgence.
Platteau comes with a photo lab a stained floors. Corkboards were Phillips said, "Everyone should
ceramics studio, a screen printing added to facilitate the exhibition a highly used space
studio, a ound-resistant music of student-made art. Another
for all creative en
exciting addition to the Platteau is
the sound-resistant music room,
deavors on cam-
which is furnished with a piano
and is intended to be a spac fi r pus, "
students to pracrice and create
music. It i open to all Platteau
members.
The ceramics studio also ~ agner. Phillip said, "All of us
comes with new equipment, better on the raff team are really excited
cubbie and locker in which to to make the Platteau a highly u ed
store art supplies. The photo lab space for all creative endeavors
has also been newly restocked on campus. We don't intend for
with equipment for developing the Platteau to be exclu ively u ed
film and printing photographs. by the :AP,\ dorm, but al o by The dance center awaits movement.
The Platteau al o got a whole all student groups from aero
KLC
Corner
A SNIPPET OF MUSICAL FODDER IN
COLLABORATION WITH KLC'S
THE UMBRELLA
BY CJM ACLEOD
STAFFW RITER
melancholic haze loom '80 -ringed macabre pop, the occasionally cut off by scab of
over Imperi11mth e newest LP bass line on the record's opening, discorced guitar "Trust Me" adds
from Portland-based indie band elf-titled crack lures you into the a menacing period to the sentence
Blou e, and it is hard co classify. straight-ahead 4/4 groove of the that is the record.
Greener Grass concert alike their 2011 Captured Tracks record, and by the song's end you As the band's first foray inco
debut, Imperi11mis devoid of the are convinced that you are in for the darker terricory of melanchol
l?rings indie acts to Stamm layered, synch pas ages that made a treat with Hilcon's vocals oftly ic pop, Imperi1ms1u ffers from a few
the previous record feel dense and repearing, ''Are you one of us?" hiccups but ultimately is trium
BY KATRINAS TAAF sprawling, which was very much nfortunately, the next track, phant in getting its spotted, gothic
ARTS EDITOR informed by the '80s. Choosing "Eye ight," leaves something co point aero . Cloaked in a grey
co work on song-craft rather than be de ired. ever changing except veil, Imperi11mni cely underscores
n the night of ept. 22, mer Katherine Paul ('11) gave a
tyle, 1,nperiumra diates an analog, for a slight diver ion at the song's the ominous looming of fall.
KLC transformed camm into shout-out mid-set to any 0
humani tic feel. What is urprising bridge, it feels like the band is al
a showcase for three of the Pa majors in the audience. Genders'
is that despite a lack of ynthetic most mechanically going through
cific orthwe t' up-and-coming genre-defying sound include oft
texture, Imperiums rill feel plucked the motions.
bands. The event, titled "Greener melodies layered over surf-rock from the '80s. Make no mistake, Luckily, this mechanical sriff BLOUSE - IMPER/UM (2013)
Grass," began with a performance elements. At last, eattle's Rose
though; while the two records may ness doesn't persi t co the record's
by The Lower 48. This '60s Windows cook the stage with
have different onic en ibilitie end. Tracks like the excellent
influenced pop-rock trio resides in their blend of classic rock, Middle
their core makeup remain the "Happy Days," with its m dulated
Portland, and their eccentric look Eastern influence and intensely
same. The production, done by guitar line and repearing bass riff,
matche a unique sound. ext soulful vocals. Their first LP was
the band's own Jacob Portrait, is are excellent examples of modern
came Genders, another Portland released this summer on ub Pop
srill grand and ever-present, and psych-pop. The album's closer,
group who was named by ~ illa to wide acclaim. the vocal of Charlie Hilcon srill "Trust Me," feels like it could
mette Week a one of 2013's best for more phocos, vi it The Um
gently echo over the changes of have been taken from The cone
new band . Hard-hitting drum- brellao n Tumblr at klc-the11mbrella.
the band. Roses' self-titled record 20 years
t11mblr.com.
Feeling more inspired by '90s prior. nding with a rising and
alt-rock and Dinosaur Jr. than diminishing cello line that gets

SPORTS
14 THE PIONEER LOG SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013
Climbers scale their physical
and personal problems
BY CALEB DIEHL
MANAGINGE DITOR
Raymond Torkelson (16)
pre ed his thighs and arms co
gether at the base of a V4 "dyno"
route in ide the Circuit Bouldering
Gym, coiling for a move he com
pare to a lam-dunk. He weighed
his finesse and trength, hoping
to explode and catch his fingers
on the rim of two hold . Then he
made the leap.
ince a mentor led him into
climbing four year ago, Torkelson
has been rerurning co the ircuit
almo t every week to explore the
gym's constantly changing routes,
coting his chalk bag, loose-fitting
tank top and hard-toed climbing
hoes.
"The learning curve wasn't
quite o steep," he said. "Right
away l could hop up on the wall."
Like golf or skiing, two of ILLUSTRATIONB YC AMILLES HUMANN
Torkelson's other pursuits, boul Torkel on never walks away Torkelson said. He explained that it," Torkelson said. "People create 9:00 a.m. lo 7:00 p.m. Oil weekellds.
dering addicts beginners with en boasting of a flawless climb, and "the spirit of climbing is uppo ed their own route ." CollegeO utdoorsn 111asf ree sh11ttlteh at
try-level thrill , then pre ems them he hasn't ventured past a V4, but co be collaborative." oon after Torkel on landed sh1dentcs allp ick 11fpr om Templeton0 11
with an eternal path co improve he always has more than the Cir Some climbers, though, con his jump on the V4 and shifted to Mo11dqy0s1 1dT h11rsdqyast 8:30p .1J1.
ment. s Torkelson progressed, cuit' padded floor to catch him. front per onal problems in oli the next hold, his fingers slipped
the "problems," routes marked Experienced climbers will rude. ealed off from the world by and he tumbled onto the padding. A dqyp assf or studentsc ostsS 10,
with colorful tape and charted on sometimes see him dangling from headphones or an iron focus they It didn't matter. He had fini hed 011dsh oer entalsa re$ 4. For morei 11for-
a scale from VO (the easiest) co a cough "problem" and lend their channel work and relationship is the dunk on his home court. 111atioc1h1e, ck0 11t/h e Cire11itw} ebpage
V12 (death-defying), sometimes sharp strategists' eyes and bracing sues inco willpower for the ascent. The Circuitm nsf rom 11:00 a.m. athttp://thecirmitgym.com/.
proved as srubborn as rocks. voices co hi thru t up the wall, ''There's a certain freedom to to 11: 00p .m. 011w eekdqys0, 11fdr om
Beyond expectations: LC staff and students promote
health and fitness to children with special needs
BY LARUEN LOVATO
STAFFW RITER
While working on an inde
pendent srudy at Lewis & Clark
during his red shirt year in 2007,
Assistant rootball Coach Ryan
I ckard discovered a passion for
working with children with special
needs. He worked with children
with autism and realized how th y
were treated unequally.
"]nstead of running four laps
around the gym like the other
kids, the ones with auti m would
only have to do t\vo," Lockard
said. hildren with autism have
a difficult rime comprehending
some things that other children
see as normalities. This is why the
Led by Ryan Lockard (not pictured), LC student-athlete interns provide fun workouts for children with special needs.
children with autism were only
told co run two laps instead of
build each client' self esteem and Lincoln Boyd ('15) are just two makes it alJ the better," she said. program is that "Ryan exhibit the
four; if they began to weat, they
encourage them co stay healthy of the many srudem-athletes who With fimess and athletics also a kids' talents during the workout ."
might get fru trated and not un
and fit on their own. work with Lockard co change the big part of his life, Boyd said that Because the program takes
der tand why. fter realizing this,
When asked what his favorite ways these kids look at fimess. this was "something I'm not used place on the LC campus, more
Lockard aw a need for change
part of working with his clients co doing or ever considered be srudent-athietes have become in
in the way fimess was taught to was, he said, "Every kid I work "Every kid I work with fore .... I might as well go out and volved. "There is a narural interest
children with special needs.
with i o unique and different. help someone else." The program from LC srudents," said Lockard,
is so unique and dif
The lower fimes expectations
... Each kid being so different is being on campus also makes it and the LC communiry acts kindly
for children with autism are what what makes each hour tons of ferent, [which] is what convenient for the srudent interns, toward the kids in the program.
ultimately motivated him co start
fun." Being able to run the pro as they do not have to go very far With a simple "hello" and a smile,
makes each hour tons
pecialry thJetic Training "I
gram on the LC campus is another to get real-world work experience. srudents on campus make all the
want to be able co provide a fun, one of his favorite aspects of the of fun." "Learning what autism is, and clients feel welcomed and com
po itive environment for individu
program. "Being able co work at about different learning abilities" fortable with being themselves.
als with special needs co develop
LC gives back co the srudems here Beucherie believes that work is one of the things that Beucherie According co Lockard, "The
a healthy lifcsryle," Lockard said.
and really builds the communiry," ing with people that have different enjoys mo t. "It's amazing co think campus has a great atmosphere."
With this as his mission, he cre he added. needs is vitally important. Being chat people with autism can go lnttmi11gforS pecial(]A thletic Trai11i11g
ates personalized workout for pecialry thJetic Training also a srudem-athiete also helps her beyond high school." is a110ilabfa/er all LC studmts. Form orei 11-
each of his clients in accordance gives back by providing intern relate co the clients much more. Boyd sees this internship as a far111atiov1is1i t U1111111.sptcial(Yatblttfrtrai11i11g.
co their age. Every workout is co11o1r ro11/ahc/e adt rainer,R ya11l. .iJckard
ships for srudem-athietes on cam "I like co have fun with kid , and major character builder. Boyd's fa
meant to be fun and positive co al F:]01,@specialryatbltticlrai11i11g.ro111.
pus. Ca sie Beucherie ('14) and doing something I'm familiar with vorite part about working with the

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SPORTS
SEPTEMBER2 7, 2013 THE PIONEER LOG 15
Student-athlete spotlight
BRIGITTREU SSOTH: EG IRLW HOD. OESE VERYTHING
BY LAURENA CHEE
SPORTSE DITOR
To say that Brigitte Rus o f 15)
is a busy person would be an
understatement.
"I have an issue saying no," she
said. "J tend to take a lot on my
plate."
The first things on that plate
are voUcyball, for which she is an
outside hitter, and track, for which
he docs shot put, di cus and
hammer. "1 've played volleyball
since I was 12," he said. 'And
track I picked up sophomore year
of coUegc."
Athleticism runs in the family.
" ly dad played pro ba kcrball and
my mom played pro voUeyball,"
she said.
It was through ports that her
parents met, and it was becau e of
her parent ' professional sport
careers that she grew up in Jr aly,
where she lived uncil she was 11.
"My dad played pro basketball
since he wa 18 and i 100 percent
Italian. It wa my mom who grew
up in Hawaii and played voUeyball
at UC B land] decided to play pro
PHOTOSC OURTESYO F BRIGGITTRE USSO
in Italy, to ."
Russo does shotput, discus and hammer for LC Track and Field. Russo prepares to spike the ball during a volleyball game.
fter her parents divorced, she
moved to her mother's home state.
Rus o rays closely connected a atholic and Christian club at meots," she said. her own jewelry busine . Ideally, ''I have so many people that
to her Hawaiian heritage a Luo LC. he was recently confirmed cademics are also an impor she would love to be able to teach support me, it turns our fine," he
Chair in Lewis & Clark's Hawaii through this club, omething that tant part of Russo's life. he is a in addition to owning her own said.
Club. he had never gotten around to p ychology and tudio art double shop. he definitely feels the support
Russo i also active in the doing while she was in Italy. major with a minor in English. ith all of these activities of tho e in attendance at tourna
rudent- thlere dvisory Com ''We went though a whole ''I want to be a psychology going on, Rus o said that being a ments and meets.
mittee. For the Committee, Ru so ycar[-longl proccs , and then Ea - professor or reacher," she said. student-athlete has definitely given "I just love all the fans that
has taken part in many fundrais ter weekend we got confirmed," he explained that she plans to her the skill of organization. come to watch," she said. "I r's so
ers, from ice cream socials to she said. pursue a PhD in psychology. "We [student-athletes] have re worth it."
talent shows. Ru so's extracurricular involve ''The art is more for myself. I ally good time management," she For Ru o the important thing
''We arc a huge fundraiser fi r ment doesn't stop there. he is am going to concentrate in draw said. "l t' a plu ." is making her time at LC count.
Special Olympics," she said. also an intern with OMSI. ing." Russo also said that the en "You only have four years
On top of all that, Rus o ''We basically just hang out Russo's love of art doesn't stop couragement of those around her here," he said. " o why not get
participates in the cwman Club, with kids and conduct experi- there. She makes jewelry and has really helps. involved with everything around?"
MLB
playoffs preview: The rites of autumn
BY PETERM ELLING offense is at an advantage (.250 Oriole scored more run ). The and OP (.732 vs .. 726). These small, advantage. They finished
STAFFW RITER BA vs .. 245, .721 OP vs .. 706). Rays will put up a fight, but the Cardinals also have more playoff 10-9 in the season series and
De pitc the slim margin in ability, Red ox will ultimately emerge tri experience than the Dodgers (who have better pitching (3.30 ERA
the Pirates' pitching will lead them umphant. Boston in five games. last saw the postseason in 2009), vs. 3.52). This will not help them
With one week left in the MLB out of it. Pittsburgh Pirates. ALCS: and have pulled off several upsets much as the Cardinal can fall
eason, our ights have turned to AWS: Boston Red Sox vs. Oakland and comebacks against far better back on their formula of scraping
the playoffs. How will this Octo Oakland Athletics vs. De Athletics team (i.e. the 2011 Phillies and together runs and putting pees ure
ber compare to past postsea ons? troit Tigers ow thi will be the highlight the 2012 ationals). The Cardi on the pitching raff. Expect the
Here arc some predictions (ba cd This rematch of one of la t of the po tseason. While Boston nals will pull it off, but by the skin Cardinals to ride their luck ro the
off tandings as of ept. 22). year's Division cries is sure to be has a better offense, Oakland's of their teeth. Cardinals in five ational League pennant without
IV"ild-CarGd ames: exciting. Like last year's marchup, pitching should be able to keep games. much trouble. Cardinals in five
Cleveland Indians v . Tampa the , \'s and Tigers are weU them competitive. Expect thi se Atlanta Braves vs. Pittsburgh games.
Bay Rays matched in term of pitching, as ries to go back and forth between Pirates WorldS eries:
Cleveland ha made a valiant the ' have the second best ER,\ the two teams, with great defen The mo~t recent playoff op Boston Red Sox vs. St. Louis
effort in the month of eptember. (3.57) in the American League, sive plays and few runs scoring. ponent of the Pirates back in 1991 Cardinals
oing from an afterthought to a while the Tigers are ranked third. ltimarely,B o ton's home-field and 1992, the Braves have been Here is where c. Louis's luck
contender i no easy task, but they The Tiger's immense offense (.286 advantage (where they won their able co put together an incred- runs out. The Red ox nor only
did so by playing only two op batting average and .788 OP ) series against akland) and of ible season on offense, defense have a better batting average and
ponents over .500 (Baltimore and could carry them through the se fense will carry them over the r\'s, and pitching. However, they led OP than the ardinals since the
Kansas ity), ,vhile the Rays have ries, but I would put the A's at an but not before Oakland puts them the ational League in batter AH-tar Break (.272 vs .. 257, .787
been in either the first or second advantage as they woo the sea on through hell. Boston in seven strikeout this year (1328), some vs .. 701), but a better ream ERA
wild-card spot for mo t of the eric against Detroit (4-3), includ games. thing that the Pirates pitching (3.42 vs. 3.70) and WHIP (1.22
ea on. Tampa Bay Rays. ing three at the Tiger's stadium. NLDS: could easily rake advantage of in vs 1.37). While the "Cardinal
Cincinnati Red v . Pitts Oakland in five games. Los Angeles Dodgers vs. St. their cries. If the Pirates can put formula" of scraping together
burgh Pirates Boston Red Sox vs. Tampa Louis Cardinals pressure on the Atlanta pitchers, runs and capitalizing on oppor
This matchup i a little closer Bay Ray fter going 42-19 since the they can rake advantage of their tunities could net t. Louis either
than the one in the American The Red ox and the Rays are , \LI- car Break, the Dodgers have mistakes and emerge victorious. one or two wins, the Red ox will
League. The Reds and Pirate closely matched in their pitching surprised the league with their Pirates in four games. use their brute force to break the
have proven to be matched almo t (3.72 vs. 3.76 ERi\, respectively), comeback spurred by rookie Yas NLCS: Cardinals' momentum and deliver
evenly in offensive, defensive and but the Red ox's offense has iel Puig and the return of Hanley Pittsburgh Pirates vs. St. another Commis ioner's Trophy
pitching categories. The Pirates proven effective against these Ramirez from the disabled list. Louis Cardinals to Fenway Park. Red Sox in ix
maintain the edge in pitching (3.30 ame Ray , scoring 71 runs off However, the Cardinals have had For once in the playoff: , the games.
ERA v . 3.38), while the Reds' their pitchers (only the Baltimore an overall better B (.269 vs. . 265) Pirates will have a legitimate, albeit

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16 THE PIONEER LOG SEPTEMBER 27, 2013
Your e right,C larkw asp robablym oree f a bottom. .. or maybea verse-power-otter-bottom?
Letter to the For sale now on
Copeland
The Green
community
Have you visited The Green at Lewis & Clark? If
Dear fucker-who-stole you search "The Green at Lewis & Clark" online, you can
my-newly-purchased-Gap find things for sale, available housing and other
-sweater-from-the-E-wing services from fellow Pioneers. Somebody described it
laundry-room, co me as the LC community's Craigslist.
I will find you. Here is a sample of what you'll find on the
website for The Green at LC:
Signed,
FOR SALE:
No fucks given*
Want your
. Mattress for sale!!!! GOOD CONDITION FEW
comics FLAWS ... 40 dollars
Extra Long Twin mattress for sale. Found
published? near ravine. Good condition.
Globe .... $35
It's a globe.
The Backdoor is seeking
a weekly comic strip anc
C'mon guys! GLOBE STILL FOR SALE. .. NOW
cartoon submissions.
JUST $30
If you're interestec
why aren't ya '11i nterested? its vintage! it will
(and funny), email
look great on ur copeland diagonal desk!!!
twpatterson@lclark.edu
for more details.
Buttons by Betty ... $5
For sale 7:30 a.m. - 1: 00 p.m. outside Fields.
You Caught Flex points accepted.
ADVERTISEMENT
Respond to see full selection.
My Eye
PERSONALS:
You: Wearing a trench coat
and black glasses in a rain
F4F
storm at night.
Ladies?
Me: Wanting to take the red
Female looking for sassy girl with dreads. Some
pill and join you in the rage
one I can trade Doc Martins with. Why is one so
agaiqst the machines.
hard to find?
Me: Owner of the hippie
F4M
van parked outside Holmes.
Straight boys?
You: Willing to help you
I've been searching for a straight boy??? I need a
make it into a love machine.
date for Fall Ball. Where are all of you?
You: Walking out of Platt
M4M
looking like Michael Cera,
OMG LYKE WHERE ARE THERE NO GAY BOYS
while alt music blasts from a
AT LEWIS & CLARK?!!
distant window.
I keep posting Missed Connections, but cannot find
Me: Realizing that we are
any gay boys. Where are they?
living on the set of an indie
movie.
Queer men?
~----------~
I really wish Lewis & Clark had more queer boys.
Theb ackdoori s a worko f humor
I've been looking for a nice boy, but can't find any.
andf iction.
They must not exsist. Respond if gay.
Thi· week's contributersa re
CaitlinD egnon,
IS NEl GAY!?!?
Drake MacFarlanea nd
TylerW ayne Patterson. I swear, this College has no gay boys for being a
Liberal Arts College. CollegeProwler.com lied
*For those with fucks given, email
twpatterson@lclark.edu.