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VOLUME 79, ISSUE 3
FRIDAY. OCTOBER 5, 2012
FOOTBALL FINDS FIRST CONFERENCE WIN SPORTS, PAGE 14
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ARTS, PAGE 11
GREEN FEE SURPLUS -WHERE IS IT?
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EDITORS-IN-CHIEF:
ZIBBY PILLOTE &
HAYLEY TRIVETT
BUSINESS MANAGER:
ANNIE BOURKE &
TRACY MARVIN
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ADVERTISING MANAGER:
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OPINION EDITORS:
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JOSH FREEMAN
FEATURES EDITOR:
BEAU BROUGHTON
ARTS EDITORS:
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BRENNA MURPHY-ESTUS
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ANTHONY Ruiz
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NEWS OCTOBER 5, 2012
Graduate School's Community Counseling Center
makes impact in diversity o_f service
PHOTO BY ANNA DAGGETT
The Lewis & Clark Community Counseling Center aims to serve people of all walks of life, offering a sliding payment scale to make
services accessible to all.
BY LINDSEY BOSSE
Staff Writer
The graduate school's Commu
nity Counseling Center has been
open for almost nine months. The
center has seen around 300 clients
so far, averaging 38 co 40 sessions
a week. le is a community facility,
and therefore serves more than just
the Lewis & Clark community. In
fact, clients come from all direc
tions in and outside of Portland;
some even drive more than an hour
co receive services.
Clients come co the center
through word of mouth or are re
ferred by ocher services, such as
centers that have full waiting lists.
The Community Counseling Cen-
ASLCUPDATE
A weekly column dedicated
to keeping the student body
updated on senate meetings
and ASLC happenings
Inside Student
Organization
Committee
BY MORGAN LEIGH JONES
Staff Writer
The ASLC provides students
and student organizations with the
support and funds necessary co fur
ther their endeavors. As an eager
first-year student, I was impressed
by the power and the reach of this
student organization.
Within ASLC a're various com
mittees that register new clubs and
provide the finances chat each club
needs in order co kick into gear. In
other words, chis influential stu
dent group provides an umbrella
like framework for all of the oth
er student organizations at Lewis
& Clark. The variety of the clubs
chat receive ASLC support ranges
from Swing and Ballroom Club to
Gardening Club ro Serious Club/
SCRIPTed to Ultimate Frisbee
Club and many more.
This past week, I cook a look
inside the Student Organizations
Committee of ASLC. They were
getting ready to assess the funding
of two brand new clubs on the ho
rizon. The committee will organize
meals wilh club leaders and decide
how to distribute funds co these
groups through an application pro
cess at the end of this year. rer has several parrner~hips within
Portland char help refer clients,
and works with graduate students
looking for more experience in the
field.
The center provides unique op
portunities for the greater Portland
community, as services are provid
ed on a financial sliding scale start
ing at $10 a visit.
"[The clinic] is immersed in the
community because it needs to be,"
said Dean of the Graduate School
of Education and Counseling Scott
Fletcher. "It brings services to un
derserviced communities." .
Currently, the center is mak
ing a greater effort to reach out to
the LGBTQ community, assess
ing what services are lacking in Lhe
lhe Pioneer Log has a long his
tory at Lewis & Clark. For decades,
our small paper has been the on
campus new source for students.
Our goal as a paper is to keep
students, staff and faculty informed
and involved as to what is going on
on campus and in the greater Port
land community.
Since our humble beginnings,
we have been, and will always be,
a student-run newspaper. Students
write, draw, photograph, edit and
copy edit all of our content; stu
dents manage all of our advertise
ments and finances.
With Little (albeit helpful) in
volvement from faculty and staff,
the paper has thrived as a testament Portland area and offering services
as they see fie. So far, they have ob
served a lack of support, apart from
peer groups within the city, for the
male to female rransgender com
munity. The center will reach out
co this community with profession
al support.
"We identify needs and then do
our best to leave a footprint in the
community," said Director Antonia
Mueller.
The center also employs a spe
cific method for therapy called the
cultural context model, which as
sesses societal pressures in addition
to stories and symptoms. They are
pushing to serve more of the Lati
no population by -providing coun
seling in Spanish. In addition to
Editor's note
co the hard work and talent of LC
students.
That being said we are YOUR
newspaper. We rely on YOUR in
volvement and readership to sus
tain our existence. And more than
chat, we encourage it. Without
your work and support, we would
not exist.
Beginning today, Friday, Oct. 5,
office hours will be posted outside
of our door in Templeton. These
are times char you can approach
editing staff and cell us what you
chink the paper is lacking and how
we can better meet the students'
needs.
I am the first person to admit
chat I wane co improve lhe Pioneer speaking the native language of
Latinos who visit, clinic staff also
use the culrural context model to
assess stresses brought on by liv
ing in a more white, middle-class,
English-speaking society when you
are a Spanish-speaking Latino.
This model is typical of East Coast
therapeutic treatment but is a nov
el practice for the West Coast and
Portland.
The center is on Barbur, in a
building owned by the Confeder
ate Tribe of Grand Ronde, who are
important partners with the cen
ter. Due to their partnership, che
center works closely with the tribal
community and the relationship
is described by Dean Fletcher as a
"good collaboration."
Overall, srudents from all three
disciplines in the Counseling Pro
gram-marriage, couple and fam
ily and _addiction and professional
mental health counseling-all re
ceive training and opportunities
for clients.
Students are monitored by su
pervisors who watch the coun
seling sessions in another room
either via one-way mirror or live
camera recording. It's a useful way
for students to get experience and
feedback in real time. Many uni
versi cies run their own counseling
centers, but LC's is quickly making
an impact in the region with low
rates, contemporary methods and
great experiences for students.
Log. I want this newspaper to be
something that the student body
looks forward to reading on Fri
day; I want this newspaper to be
something chat we can all be proud
of as a campus. Without you, we
cannot improve.
All are always welcome to sub
mit "Letters to the Editor" via our
website, piolog.com.
Please help us, LC. We a.re stu
dents working hard coward so
emthing we believe in, something
that we want you to benefit from.
We are not an arts magazine, a par
ody paper or tabloid. We are your
student-run news source.
-Zibby Pillore,
Editor-in-Chief OCTOBER 5, 2012 THE PIONEER LOG
NEWS 3
Green fee surplus used for students' sustainability projects
The 85 dollar green fee, instituted by the ASLC, covers 100 percent of campus electricity use.
BY MICHELLE CHERNACK
Staff Writer
Every year, undergraduate stu
dents have che option of paying an
additional 85 dollars along with tu
ition chat goes cowards the Green
Fee Fund.
The fund was scaned in 2003 as
a pare of the Green Power Initia
tive co purchase Renewable Energy
Certificates (RECs). Now, with a
surplus of money, students have a
chance co apply for gran cs to fund
sustainability related projects.
"The green fee was institut
ed several years ago by students
through ASLC legislation," said
Sustainability Manager Amy Dvor
ak. ''.And in the past it was cheaper."
When it was first implemented,
the fee was 20 dollars and it paid
for the RECs that represented 30
percent of the college's use.
"In 2010, they raised it co 85
dollars co cover 100 percent of the
electricity use," said Dvorak. "That
was cocally·student led." The fee itself is voluntary and
one has the choice co ope out. Ac
cording co the Green Power Initia
tive page on the school's website,
"We were able to go
out and find varying
prices and options
for us for renewable
energy certificates
and we presented
those to ASLC last
year and got feed
back from students
on which structure
we should [use] and
what fit the intent
and the values of
the green fee when
it was originally
started." 95 percent of students ani;1ually
pay the fee.
"The fee initially goes co just
buying those renewable energy cer
tificates and then what we found
was our electricity use had gone
down, our enrollment and our par
ticipation had gone up, so we had
chis place where we were getting
more money than we expected and
we needed less money co offset our
electricity use because (it] had been
going down for the lase five or six
years," said Dvorak.
That's when the surplus accu
mulated.
"What we had was this surplus
for the first rime in chat green en
ergy fee," said Dvorak. "So some
students put together a legislation
co create a fund committee co help
figure out ~hat co do with the re
maining money and also establish
the fund based on the surplus so it
would be related co sustainability."
With the extra money available,
students have the opportunity co
apply for grants co fund sustain
ability related projects. There is an application students must fill out
to win a mini grant of $1,000 or
less, a mid-sized grant of $1,001
to $10,000, or a mega grant of
$10,001 to $50,000. Only under
graduate students are eligible to ap
ply.
"When they first created the
fee, they were just thinking about
purchasing the renewable energy
certificates, they weren't even envi
sioning a world where you would
have more money than you could
spend," said Dvorak.
The surplus was never as big
as it is now. It is parcly due to lase
year's larger class size and a higher
participation lase year, as well as the
65 dollar increase.
As a result, "we were able to go
out and find varying prices and op
tions for us for renewable energy
certificates and we presented those
to ASLC lase year and got feedback
from students on which structure
we should [use] and what fie che in
tent and the values of the green fee
when it was originally started," said
Dvorak. "And so through doing that,
we were able to gee a cheaper price
on the certificates which made the
fund even bigger."
Different energy providers were •
scoped out to gee options for pric
ing and location of projects. When
cheaper companies were found,
more money was sec aside ro be a
pare of student projects ..
"We got this website up and the
application in place at the end of
spring term lase year," said Dvorak.
"Now the goal is to get as much
student feedback and enthusiasm
and have that provide the opportu
nity for additional projects that re
ally make sense and that are really
well supported by students."
Now all chat awaits is more ap
plicants.
. "This is a student empower
ment opportunity to gee the ser
vices, the projects and the oppor
tunities. This is for the students,
about the students, [and] all done
by students," said Dvorak. "It's a
pretty big fund that's available, so
the more the merrier."
Law students lead the way to
campaign finance reform
BY RACHELLE HANSON
Staff Writer
Mallorie Grehn and J .J. Eng
land are rwo individuals who genu
inely embody Mahatma Gandhi's
famous words, "Be the change you
wish co see in the world".
These Lewis & Clark second
year law students saw che issue of
campaign financing as a dire flaw
in American politics and cook ac
tion by creating an online grass
roots movement, $3 For Change.
Both Grehn and England, as
law students, are familiar with rul
ings and Supreme Court decisions,
such as Citizens United, which
deal with the issue of campaign fi
nancing.
• Through internships for politi
cians and working on various cam-paigns in New Jersey, Wisconsin
and here in Oregon, each has also
gotten a firsthand glimpse into a
world where according to England
"wealthy donors ace as puppeteers
pulling the strings" when it comes
to political agendas. Early in their
political careers, both students
agree fully that finance reform is
"quite simply, one of the most im
portant and intractable issues of
• " our nme.
Less than 30 days ago, after
hearing an online statement made
by President Barack Obama en
dorsing campaign finance reform,
inspiration struck.
That night, they created a
website designed to target spe
cific candidai:es who, like Presi
dent Obama, publically endorse
campaign finance reform. People were then encouraged to donate
$3 dollar "money bombs" direccly
to these candidates, showing their
support. According to Grehn, the
"Both students
agree fully that fi
nance reform is
'quite simply, one
of the most impor
tant and intrace
able issues of our
time.' Less than 30
days ago, after hear
ing a statement by
Obama .. .inspiration
struck." goal of their $3 For Change pro
gram "is co give people a means to
send a message."
Another point emphatically
stressed by Grehn during our in
terview was the desire to keep this
grassroots online movement entire
ly bipartisan.
She and England both believe
that neither the political agendas
of republicans nor those of demo
crats have any chance of being ad
dressed while big corporations are
using their campaign donations as
a means to promote their own self
ish interests. Mose importantly, for
$3 For Change is the "matter of
bringing the agenda back co what
the voters actually want and care
about".
As the program is less than a
month old and is already gaining a good deal of support and media
exposure, Grehn and England are
both optimistic when looking into
the future. Iri the days preceding
the election this November, $3 For
Change will continue to try and
raise awareness and support sur
rounding the issue of campaign
finance reform, and if the first 30
days are any indicator, will be very
successful in their efforts.
Grehn and England also both
expressed interest in teaming up
with an undergraduate student
who has a concern for politics and
is technically skilled in social media
and web development.
Those with any interest in intern
ing/or $3 For Change are invited to
email Mallorie Grehn at mallorie@
youfixcampaignfinance. org. 4 THE PIO EER LOG
NEWS OCTOBER 5, 2012
Police arrest Lake Oswego tnurder suspect Erik Meiser
The College lifted the alert on campus after authorities arrested Meiser in Corvallis. Meiser has an extensive history of violence.
BY HAYLEY TRIVETT
Editor-in-Chief
Campus Safety Director Tim
O'Dwyer instated a campus-wide
alert to avoid Tryon Creek Park
after a burglar murdered 57 year
old Fritz Hayes the morning of
Monday, Sepe. 17 in Lake Oswego.
Five days lacer, Clackamas County
authorities caught che alleged bur
glar, Erik Meiser, a repeat criminal
with a violent history. Police sus
pect Meiser attacked when Hayes
and his wife returned to their home
from a morning walk
"One of my housemaces has a
deathly fear of people breaking in,
so it was very tense. le was all too
real. There is no way you can pre
dict how char sort of thing will cum
our," said Hannah Miller ('14), a
resident nor far from Tryon Creek.
With the words "hare" and "neo
Nazi" tattooed on his body, many
news sources have identified him as •
a white supremacist. However, ac
cording to The Oregonian, Meiser's
wife claims co have "renounced his
neo-Nazi past years ago."
PHOTOS FROM OREGONLIVE.COM The College has lifted rhe alert,
as Police arrested Meiser in Corval
lis and is now in confinement with
out bail on counts of aggravated
murder and burglary. The state of
Utah also has a warrant our for his
arrest in relation co another scab
bing. Police suspect Erik Meiser (left) murdered Fritz Hayes in Lake Oswego. An alert went out on campus because investigators briefly focused their search on Tryon Creek Park
but Hayes ultimately was found in Corvallis.
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OPINION
Eating up pseudoscience: hysteria over maize
BY CALEB DIEHL
Staff Writer
Your food is eating you. According to
some environmental activists and granola
eaters, your food is draining years from your
life and smiting you with fatal diseases. Even
worse, the food is controlled by massive cor
porations who derive profit from our species'
pain. Generically modified food is easier and
cheaper to produce than organic alternatives.
Bue it might give you cancer.
A French study recently found that ge
netically engineered corn caused cancer in
rats. Almost all corn in the United Scares is
genetically enhanced. Corn is also in almost
every modern food, so a concerned public
reasoned char carcinogens muse also be in
almost every modern food. The experiment
promptly incited panic.
The French scientists, however, hardly de
serve their ride. Their methods were riddled
with inaccuracy and carelessness. The con
trol group, for instance, was comprised only
of l O male and 10 female rats and was signif
icantly smaller than rhe exper(menral group.
With large numbers, a discrepancy between
the number of subjects in each group is not
an obstacle ro statistical resting. Ten or 20
individuals, however, cannot create a large
enough sample ro allow the experimenters ro
generalize their results ro larger populations.
The study also used a variety of mice that
dominate cancer research because of their
tendency ro develop large rumors. Even
though experimenters recorded in a pa
per published in The Journal of Food and
Chemical Toxicology thar "30% control
males (three in rocal) and 20% females (only
two) died spontaneously, while up ro 50%
males and 70% females died in some groups
on diets containing the GM maize," inade
quate variability prohibits the experimenters
from generaljzing these results ro wider pop
ulations without encountering resistance.
This is also science. Phrases like "some groups" and "only two or three" expose the
immaturity of the researchers' argument.
There isn't just "some" difference between
matter and energy or gravity on Earth and
in space.
The imprecise scientists managed ro raise
alarm with nothing other than single, de
clarative sentences. They concluded that the
GM corn contained roxic ingredients, but
observed that, "The race of mortality was nor
proportional ro the treatment dose." So if
I gee a lot of arsenic inro my system, that's
probably better than just a little. Eat up your
arsenic just like your generically enhanced
vegetables.
The French should nor be celling us how
ro grow our corn. In America, we have entire
stares devoted ro growing corn, scares whose
only claim ro ignificanr achievement is the
production of corn. And if the roxicicy of
GM foods actually decreases as we eat more
of them, chat's an American solution. We
have most of the global obese population.
I don't really care if the science.was bad. I
don't care if lllY food might allow cancer ro
fester and knock years off my life. Because
of the proliferation of modern scientific re
search, everything can give us cancer. The
sun has that mysterious power. So do plastic
water boccies, and maybe even soda.
One our of every two men will probably
develop cancer in chei,r lifetime, so accept it.
Cancer is almost inevitable. You might as
well enjoy your cancer-free time allotment
by soaking up the sun and eating the food
you wane.
Another problem arises when we concern
place the face char we wouldn't even have rhe
chance ro develop cancer unless a giant in
dustrialized superstructure fed us all. le has
about seven billion other people ro feed, and
it doesn't even accomplish that cask. Even
ostensibly organic foods are processed in
industrial complexes with methods that en
vironmental advocates could question. Or
game farmers cannot compete in the market
WOE IS ME
STUDENTS VS. OLCC
BY JAKE BARTMAN
Opinion Editor
You know, without the OLCC, we'd all
be dead in pool of vomit. Thank God they
managed ro snatch all the fake IDs chat they
did. If they hadn't, there would be teenag
ers drinking all over the place, like we were
in France, or England, or Germany, or Nor
way, or Spain, or Icaly, or any given Latin
American country, or -well, you gee the
idea. Without vigorous persecution of un
derage drinkers, we jusr wouldn't~<: living in
America anymore (which, as we all know is
the Land of the Free and the Home of rhe
Brave).
Bur, in all seriousness, I have ro admit: I
wonder about those OLCC agents. I won
der what they think about as they write $200
rickets for a 20 year-old walking back from
a parry with a BAC of .08. Are they hap
py about it? Do they genuinely think that
they're doing a good deed?
It's hard ro say. Certainly they would
point ro the face that our community has
only seen two hapless parcygoers shipped off
ro the hospital for over-imbibing this year,
as though the definition of "preventative ac
tion" is writing drunk kids tickers so char
they'll be smart enough ro drink and drive
the next rime they go ro a parry. Certainly
writing rickets teaches college srudenrs char
drinkjng is wrong and that they ought ro
grow up ro be grouchy cops who don't break but merely exploit the law, which is clearly a
much better way ro have fun on weekends,
and ro make some money, roo.
I chink the Opinion piece that graced
lase week's News section makes all this ex
ceedingly clear. The article ought also ro be
praised for elucidating just how in the wrong
srudenrs are when they choose ro imbibe
before age 21: that drinking places one not
only in violation of national, state and lo
cal laws, but even in violation of the code
of conduce they chemselve sign on entering
college, makes clear that drinkjng is an un
speakable sin. le should have been obvious ro
anyone who signed the form that drinking is
highly immoral and that one cannot hope ro
preserve a scrap of integrity while doing so.
o, the heart of the issue is this: drinking
doesn't suddenly go from immoral ro moral
when one turns 21, thanks ro an arbitrary
law handed down from on high. The alco
holic who chooses ro drink instead of buy
ing food for his family may be immoral, bur
ir' hard to say the same of a college student
sipping a beer on a arurday night with a
few friends. What's been lose in the debate
inspired by the OLCC shir-srorm is recogni
tion of the amusingly obvious idea that mo
rality is not black and white, even if the law
is involved. Unless both parties can approach
the issue with this in mind, progress can't be
made, and further discussion is pointless and
irrelevant, just like NASCAR or the presi
dential debates. if they fail ro modernize their methods. No
one i our there plowing fields with a horse,
harvesting the produce with their family and
crusted friends and stocking it by hand on
your grocery score shelves.
The latest medical scare has managed to
lavish even more attention on pseudo-sci
entists who rormenr the infallibly ignorant
public with unsupported theories. Images
and sound bites released by the study have
circulated endlessly on the internet, the pur
veyor of rabid stupidity, and allowed con
sumers ro easily waste energy that could have
been spenr on finding deeper facts.
A number of complex health issues prob-ILLUSTRATION BY ALINA LARSON
ably reside within GM food. But our food
production and distribution systems have
seen no unconaollable epidemics, no apoca
lyptic scenarios. The real faces cake rime and
effort ro surface. As a society eeking ro re
sponsibly feed a rapidly inAacing population,
we cannot allow convenience samples and
internee trends to define the science of the
future.
Editor's note: Several news sources including
the Chiccago Tribune have since challenged the
French scientists mentioned.
Social media:
so what?
BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
Editor-in-Chief
I am really sick of hearing about social
media. I use it every single day, I check Face
book, Twitter and lnstagram on my phone
between classes and the second I wake up. I
guess you could say I have some sort of ad
diction, but the thing is, I know I'm not the
only one.
Our generation is one bred by social me
dia. We are conditioned ro know the mun
dan~ derails on one another's lives. We are
inexplicably curious about what someone
ate for lunch. We are hopeless slaves ro pixels
and 140-character blurbs. And many issues
char permeate our society can be linked ro
our addiction ro media-obesity, shorter at
tention spans, messed up sleeping patterns,
the rapid decline in an interest in paper me
dia, the list goes on and on.
And while this may seem bad, or scary, or
like the earth is shacterLng and the sky is fall
mg because kids "don't read books," I think it
is kind of cool. I mean, I think I turned out
okay. I go to a good school, have a decent so
cial life and have managed somehow to have
jobs and internships. I still read newspapers, -,
•Mm.~
in fact, I read 7he Pioneer Log in its enrirecy
at lease twice before it hits newsstands, and l
don't have any trouble sleeping at night.
Society's phobia of new media is un
founded and boring. Social media allows
users ro connect instantly about current
events-Wednesday night's debate, for ex
ample. I couldn't warch, but I was able ro
follow the events throughout thanks ro my
Facebook and Twitter feeds. And when the
Pioneer Express broke down last weekend, l
wasn't left in rhe dust because I follow rhe
bus on Twitter.
Ir is true that you have ro be careful about
what you post, and char you should be aware
char your Twitter is mosr likely the first thing
char comes up when someone Googles you,
bur this houldn'r stop you or discourage you
from raking advantage of social media. My
summer internship? I found ir on Twirrer.
My summer job? ame thing.
In my opinion, social media is a grear way
ro ler your colors show while still maintain
ing a respectable image. This medium knows
no bounds-millions of people all over the
world use rhese services everyday. Ir's the new
phonebook, the new dictionary and the pulp
in our digital OJ. Embrace it. 6 THE PIO EER LOG
OPINION OCTOBER 5, 2012
Cheating: whose fault is it, really?
BY KATRINA STAAF
Staff Writer
According to councless testimonials and
a seemingly unlimited amount of research,
cheating has become a pervasive epidemic in
high schools and colleges across the United
Scates. These anecdotes and findings parricu
larly point to a cu1ture of academic dishon
esty in affiuenc private high schools, which
continues to influence graduates of such
schools as they embark upon their college
careers. Cheating throughout high school is
hardly a strange concept, since studenrs are
inherencly encouraged co compete with one
another in the hopes of gaining admission
An open letter from
the students
of the
Divest Coal
Campaign
Dear President Glassner,
On behalf of the Lewis & Clark Divest
Coal Campaign, we thank you for consid
ering our request to meet with you. We are
looking forward to speaking with you about
ensuring that our ·endowment investments
uphold the college's commitment to respon
sible practices in issues of ecology, economy,
and equity.
Currencly, the coal industry is the single
greatest emitter of greenhouse gases, and
linked to severe matters of public health-in
2009, researchers with Physicians for Social
Responsibility linked coal pollution to four
our of five of the leading causes of death in
the U.S. Addirionally, coal companies often
exerr a disproportionate share of their nega
tive impacts on low-income and minority
communities. The need for action to address
these issues of di mace change and environ
mental justice has never been more urgent.
LC has taken significant action to address
environmental problems in recent years,
culminating in, among other achievements, co their colleges of choice. I felc chac com
petition-induced cheating was a prominent
issue at my New England public high school
because there is such a large concentration
of colleges in the regiot?; multiple qualified
students from the same high school will ap
ply to the same prestigious college, bur the
college will only accept a limited quantity of
students from each high school. From this
perspective, the pressure on high school stu
dents to outdo each other (even in the small
est ways) is immense.
Bur the issue is far greater at private
secondary school institutions, based on
what I've heard from friends who attended
elite college preparatory boarding schools. Though many public school students are
college-bound, most private school attend
ees aspire coward the Ivy League or presti
gious liberal arcs colleges. There is also an
alleged attitude of enticlement in these
schools, in that a number of students ex
pect an automatic advantage in the college
admissions process solely due to the great
reputations of their private high schools.
While college populations obviously con
tain graduates of both public and private
high schools, a study by the Ad Council and
Educational Testing Service indicates that
the latter demographic cannot shed the dis
honest tactics that have become second na
ture: 75 ro 98 percent of students who cheat
Letters to th·e Editor ILLUSTRATION BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
in college developed the habit at competitive
high schools.
Ac LC, public school graduates com
prise a majority of the student population,
which hopefully means that most students
have nor felt particularly compelled to cheat
during their academic careers. Furthermore,
LC is a private college with a rigorous honor
code intended ro promote the importance
of learning for the sake of learning. As with
any college, some students will do anything
co get ahead. Bur to my delight, I've encoun
tered few individuals who do not share in the
universal liberal arts aspiration coward true
education; competition is for the confused.
our recognition by the Sierra Club as one of
the mosr sustainable schools in the country.
These are encouraging signs, bur as the coal
industry continues its egregious practices
with liccle incentive for accouncability, there
is much more we can do to further our prog
ress as an environmentally conscious institu
tion. There is no better opporcunity for our
school to demonstrate its leadership than to
rake action now and divest coal in favor of
environmentally and socially responsible al
ternatives. Response to "Like a Bosse" in issue 1
As active campus community members,
we are dedicated co implementing sustain
ability practices in all university operations.
By withdrawing financial support from the
coal industry and reinvesting in innovative
alrernacives, LC can set a strong and sym
bolic precedent that no other college in the
nation has yet achieved. By ensuring chat
our college endowment funds are coal-free,
we have the opporcunity to demonstrate real
leadership in sustainability initiatives and
catalyze a systemic transition coward smarter
investment options for campuses across the
country.
We are excited about the prospect of
working with you co ensure that the college
exercises positive and sustainable investment
practices and look forward to hearing from
you to schedule a meeting about this press
ing issue.
Sincerely,
Students of the Divest Coal Campaign at
Lewis & Clark Thank you for calling attention to the
lack of an online news source specifically de
signed for students.
As you mention, The Source is designed
co keep faculty and staff up to dare about
important campus news and events. While
it contains a lot of information faculty and
staff need to know because we work here,
it also delivers nice-co-know content char
informs us about our colleagues and offers
ways for us to connect with the Lewis &
Clark community. The Source also eliminates
email overload, and exists to generally make
life easier for all employees.
So while there are many reasons faculty
and staff need their own news source, you
are absolutely right char studenrs have the
same need.
To this end-your ears must have been burning-the Office of Public Affairs and
Communications and the Office of the
Dean of Students are currencly working to
develop a site similar co The Source thar·gath
ers news and events, announcements and
other pertinent information specifically for
students. We have hired students co research
best practices on how ro have better means
of communication at a college like ours. Ad
ditionally, these students will help design the
new site, with the goal of purring together
content in a dynamic and helpful format.
If anyone is interested in helping create
the new sire or offering feedback when we
launch a beta version, please email sdife@
ldark.edu.
We appreciate your diligence as a reporter
and hope this helps shed some light on this
important matter.
Thank you and keep writing!
Best,
Anna Gonzalez, Dean of Students
Vanessa Holmgren, Communications
Officer for Public Relations
The Pioneer Log accepts and encour
ages letters to the editor from all
students, staff, faculty and commu
nity members. Submissions should
be kept under 350 words and sent
to piolog@gmail.com. APRIL 13, 2012 THE PIONEER LOG
STYLE SOURCE
Inspired by a love for Seattle and screen printing, Mali Smith recently helped launch
the shirt company Urban Phlight. Beyond making profit, Smith hopes to recover some
student debt with the project and eventually do the same for others.
Tell us a little bit about the start
of Urban Phlight.
I have chis friend [Carly] from
high school who I used to do a
lot of screening with. We'd do it
really casually, like the first screen
we ever did we built che screen
ourselves and it was really shitty.
We were using chis tiny saw and
random stuff we found in her ga
rage ... It was really rickety. But
[we were] just kind of experi
menting wich what we could do
ourselves ... One of che things we
ended up making, I chink eicher
our last year of high school, or
freshman or sophomore year in
college when we were both home
over the summer, were the 206
shirts, which is the eattle area
code, with the hand [silhouettes].
It turned out really well [and] we
were really happy wich that de
sign. We didn't really chink about
it for a long time, [until] recent
ly. .. This summer we were hang
ing our and she was like, "I really
want to start a shirt company."
And I was like "Ye.tll, I want to be
a part of chat." And we did.
How does your personal interest
in style and clothing influence
the line?
I thi~k chat's originally why we
liked making stuff -we could
make it and then we could wear
it. It was something that was
unique, it wasn't something char
was our there already, which I like
the idea of.
What was the inspiration for
the design?
We really love Seattle. I chink
we're fond of really anyone loving
where chey come from, which i
why we liked che idea of a whole line of shirts. But we really love
Seattle. And so kind of repping
your city is a fun idea to us. And
yeah, [Carly] was like "What if we
made shirrs wich 206 our of che
silhouet~ of hands?" And we did
it.
What ways are you trying to
promote your line within the
city you love?
We're trying to send a shirr to
Macklemore because we're big
fans of his... In high school,
we first scarred listening to his
sruff, when he was doing chese
little tiny shows, still kind of a
no-name guy. So that kind of
epitomizes my youch in Seattle.
Because he's gotten so huge in Se
attle recen rly, and he's become not
only a really famous musical artist
he's become sore of a tyle icon as
well, we thought it'd be awesome
if we sent him a shirr, and if he'd
wear it that'd be spectacular. So I
actually sent him a Facebook mes
sage, because he does nor have a
physical address. Back in che day
you used to be able to get their
fan mail address and send· chem
whatever you want, and these
days chat's just nor how it works.
So now we first have to work on
getting his attention, which I'm
sure a lot people are trying to do
char right now. If we get his ad
dress we'd love to get him a shirr
and see bim rep it. I feel like he
would be down wich our mission
and our shared love of Seattle.
How would you react if you saw
him wearing one of your own
shirts?
I'd probably freak our. I'd be so
stoked. He's awesome. I think he's
a really fantastic human being. One of the things I really like
about your website is how
you're open with how you hope
to spend the profit. Could you
tell us a little more about that?
Ocher chan the fact chat people
like to make money, one of the
big reasons we are hoping to be
successful in chis endeavor is we're
boch students... [and] we both
have quite a bit of sruden~ loans.
We're hoping if chis is successful
enough ir'U help us get out from
under chose and do what we want
to do after school without being
crushed by debt... So I haven't
really had an outsider's perspec
tive of, 'Oh, wow I like chis mes
sage' or 'I like this.' I'm waiting to
hear char respon e still. The hope
is that eventually if we [are] suc
cessful [with] chis we'll be able to
take what the busines will hope
fully do for us and give ·char back
to ocher people. The hope is that
we'd be able to do, I guess it's nor
a scholarship, bur a debt repay
ment plan for ~rudents chat are
getting out in the future, and be
able to help chem.
That's crazy ambitious.
Yeah, no it really is. And it's kind
of silly to chink about now when
we haven't gotten out of the red
yet, bur it would be really cool.
And l think it's cool to have a goal
in mind like that, ocher chan just,
"Lee's make a lot of money," bur
"Lee's make a lot of money and do
something good wich it."
lhe complete line can be found at
www.skreend. comlurbanphlight.
Stay updated with their progress
and forthcoming lines on Facebook
and Wordpress. 7
; ;
I
Smith shows off her Portland pride with one of the Urban Phlight 503 8 THE PIO EER LOG FEATURES
Better than hummus OCTOBER 5, 2012
Wondering
what to do
with that that
eggplant you
stole from the
Bon? Put it to
use in baba
ghanouj! Why must Pioneers pay so much to park?
BY KEVIN RYAN
Staff Write,
Baba ghanouj is at the heart of Middle
Eastern cuisine; it is an appetizer for almost
every meal, usually chilled and accompanied
by pica. Baba ghanouj roughly uanslaces co
"Eggplant Puree." Yes, it is usually spelled
with an "sh" at the end, but chat sound is ac
tually further from the actual pronunciation,
which works better in an Am~rican tongue
with a "j."
This eggplant dip is extremely popular;
I can see why, given char it combines salty,
bitter, smoky, nutty and acidic flavors. Baba
ghanouj truly showcases all possible aspects
of an eggplant, and almost everyone has a
different opinion on how co make it: some
claim you must roast the eggplant on a grill,
ochers swear by adding paprika, the list goes
on. Like all good ethnic dishes, every family
makes jt a little bit differently.
The main ingredient in baba ghanouj is
eggplant. Since they are a member of the
berry family, eggplants become more bit
ter as they grow, due co the accumulation
of more seeds. A little bitterness is good in
a baba ghanouj, but coo much can mess it
up completely. Medium sized eggplants with
taut skin indicate perfect ripeness for making
baba ghanouj. Tahini (roasted sesame paste)
is also very important when making proper
baba ghanouj. Ir's easy co find in most gro
cery scores, usually in the ethnic foods aisle.
Finally, a food processor, blender or mortar
and pestle is ideal for mixing. l have all of
these items, but here I make it old school
with just a bowl and a wooden spoon. Ingredients:
-1 medium-w-l.1rgc eggplant
-1 kmon. juiced
-2 garlic cloves. minced
-3 rable;poons cahini paste
-11/~ teaspoons kosher salt.
plus mort: for sprinkling
-2 tahlespoons extra virgin olive oil.
plm more for brushing
-black pepper
Method:
l'rl'hcll an oven Ill 400 dq:n:D l·.dir
c·nlwit. Score rhe q;gpLrnt with si\ line,
gning fr,1111 top tu hou,1111, pit rung onh
rh,: ,kin. Bru,h "irh olin· oil and ,pri11-
kk 11 irh ,.dr .111,l p,·ppcr. Bake· Pll a rr.1y
in the· <>n·n i<>r .'W 111i11ut,·s. until tlit· ,kin
i, brcmn .rnd shrin·lnl. I ct ch,· ,·ggpL111r
(()()1.
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.111d rop otf .rnd "lLIL't'Jt· lighrl)·, so .ts re,
take out ,<>me of r he e\cess 1v.lln. Di,
card rhe ,ki11, tup .111d c,c,·,, I\.H<:r. Puc
the whole eggplant in a howl with the
other ingredients .111d mash. pressing a
spoon against rhe side of the bowl and
spinning rhc bowl until all the ingrl'Ji
enrs are mashed and thoroughly incor
porated. Add some honey if it is too bit
ter. Transfer ro :i. slullow howl and chill.
Ir will keep for about ., week. Serve by
drizzling some oli\'e oil over rhc wp.
Law school welcomes
Distinguished Visiting
Animal Advocate
BY BEAU BROUGHTON
Features Editor
Last week the Center for Animal Law
Studies at Lewis & Clark welcomed its first
Distinguished Visiting Animal Advocate to
campus. President and CEO of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty co Animals Los
Angeles (spcaLA), Madeline Bernstein spoke
at various animal law courses, as welJ as at
the Oregon Humane ociety while in Port
land.
Bernstein, who has at least two decades of
experience in the field of animal protection,
also serves as an invaluable resource for chose
looking to jump into nonprofit manage
ment. Bernstein shared some of her tips with
the Animal Law LLM seminar class during
her visit. She also shared recommendations
for anybody looking co become profession
ally involved in the animal protection move
ment and had some advice to share with 7he
Pioneer Log for any undergraduates looking
at law school and the nonprofit sector after
graduation.
"There's no privacy in running a non
profit. You might as well walk out there na
ked," claimed Bernstein, in chat nonprofits are inherently dependent on public support
and funding co maintain success. "You be
come the property of the public."
As for the utility of an education in law,
Bernstein stated, "Anybody can look up a
law. Law school separates you from the aver
age person because it teaches you how co be a
superior thinker." No matter your profession
after graduation, Bernstein promises "you're
going co be better [at it] because of your law
degree."
For chose undergraduate students who
may be looking co attend law school and
work in the nonprofit seccor, Bernstein noces
chat the critical chinking and excellent writ
ing and reading skills encouraged by a liberal
arts education are highly valued. Regarding
social media and privacy, Bernstein surpris
ingly does not recommend posting pictures
of yourself naked with a beer can. "Why? Be
cause it's there forever."
For more information about the Cen
ter for Animal law Studies at Lewis &
Clark (CALS) and about Madeline Bern
stein, visit http:I/Law.LcLark.edulcenterslani
.maL_Law_studies/ or stop by Wood HaLL on the
law Campus. BY LINDSEY BOSSE
Staff Writer
Cars are one of rhe most expensive pos
sessions we will ever purchase. According
co the 2010 Consumer Expenditure Report,
the average cosc of owning a car is $7184 a
year. This includes purchase, fuel, insurance,
maintenance and ocher coses related co own
ing a vehicle. ongs by Wiz Khalifa, Merrie
and Pink Floyd have mentioned the paradox
of owning a car co gee co work and having a
job co pay for the car. It's a cyclical financial
battle.
At Lewis & Clark, the irony increases,
as employees must purchase parking per
mits. Students and employees pay the same
for parking on can1pus. This seems fair, buc
also suang~. On the one hand, every single
parking place is held equal, with the excep
tion of reserved parking spaces, which can be
$660 a year. On the ocher hand, the people
driving co school for work are paying just
as much as the people who are coming co
school to receive the education they fund
simultaneously. There is free coffee in the
break room, free access co computers and of
fice equipment and there is even the oppor
tunity once in awhile for employees co cake
classes ac discounted rates, yet parking stays
expensive.
Lewis&Clark
College I LC is by no means the only inscicucion
char charges their employees for parking. Ac
Portland State University, staff, faculty and
administrators pay monthly fees for parking
costing between $113 for a general parking
pass and $201 for a reserved space.
Conversely, employees at University of
Portland, including outside employees such
as Barnes & Noble and Bon Apperic employ
ees, park for free.
Ac PSU there is more opporrw1ity for on
street parking downtown; however, there is
no colerance for on street parking around the
UP.
According co Reed's web ire, cars have ro
be registered, bur there is no information re
garding parking permits (and in my experi
ence parking as an outside employee, I have
very seldom received parking violations).
Of course chis does nor include the sum
mer, when parking is free. Some employ
ees drive in the summer and then attempt
co switch co a bike or bus commute for as
long as possible co avoid parking fees. Ocher
employees "risk it" by parking and praying
that they don't come back ro their car with
a slip-chis is a highly practiced ritual by
chose who are lace co work and therefore coo
flustered co search for a daily parking pass
machine. 9
Q&A
with
ANNA
GONZALEZ
The Pioneer Log sat down with the new Dean of
Students to talk about everything from her take
on the food offerings at Lewis & Clark to
residency requirements to her long-term goals,
including those rumors about a pub on campus.
BY BEAU BROUGHTON
Features Editor
The Pioneer Log: How will your past experiences at
other institutions lend to your work at Lewis & Clark?
Anna Gonzalez: Almost 20 years as a professional student
affairs staff member has really helped me get to know stu
dents on different levels. It informs me in three ways. One is
chat I've learned to be able to appreciate the different com
munities on a campus. There isn't one identity, and [I've
learned to] appreciate thac. The second piece is that ... I've
learned how to assess that effectively: noc just to listen co one
group, but to proaccively go out and u e different tools of as
sessment. The third piece is then to actually use that knowl
edge co make change. And change doesn't have co be big. I
came from big universities. And often times what I appreci
ate is that change doesn't have co be big co make an impact,
and I'm learning that here.
I'm crying co make those litcle change that seem so little
yet so important. The Pioneer Express comes in at 7:06, the
Bon clo es at 7, and it's just depres ing co see the student go,
"I missed dinner!" So can we extend che Bon co be open until
7: 15? You know, it seems so small, bur how do we go about
making rho e small bur meaningful changes?
What are your primary goals as Dean of Students?
This year [I'm still] listening and learning, looking at
what are che needs of che campus, and in particular, our stu
dents. And then advocating for those needs. o the shore
term goals would be looking at che food and the food ser
vice, and ... looking at judicial processes. How transparent
is the process for students? I've heard students wanting to
know just what the judicial process is about. And specifi
cally with sexual assault issues, the new Title CX. So how do
we become good advocates for students, bur also have a fair
system for everyone? So I'm bringing in three colleagues in
Novemeber to look at our allies and advocacy program and
the judicial program. The third goal is looking ac ... how
well-prepared are our students for life after Lewis & Clark?
In your senior year are you prepared co [leave]? I'm not sure
we're doing as good a job as we can with chat. Those are my
three hon-term goals.
[ wane our srudencs to feel like they have a place and a
voice in the deci ions that we make. I'm just learning how I
can go about doing that.
What is your favorite thing about Lewis & Clark stu
dents? How have your prior thoughts and assumptions
about the student body changed after working with us for
some time?
Oh, I love the students! The students told me, when I
interviewed [for this position], that they're really chill. And
I said, "Really? Thar's great." It's only week four and you are
all busy! I'm happy co say you are highly engaged, motivated
student leaders. Students here rake the initiar.ive co do things
and to lead. Ir's fascinating co me. eriously, there are things
going on every day, and if it's nor on campus they know how
co gee down the hill co Pordand and other places. I love char!
I'm like, "Oh my gosh!" I'm a little surprised, because when
they interviewed me [the students] were like, "Oh, we relax,
we cake walks at Tryon." I mean, I rake a hike at Tryon!
Ir's just fascinating how engaged students are. Students
have a serious ownership, like the paper _is a student-run
paper and the radio station is a student-run radio station. I
don't think people know that about private schools. THE PIO EER LOG
FEATURES
How can the student body improve its own on-campus
experience?
I think there's rwo ways. One is char, I feel like as admin
istrators, we need ro be present co remind students co talk ro
us. I put the onus on me and on my colleagues and my own
staff It's not always easy to make change, bur we can cell you
how you can do that on your own or however you want co.
I chink students should also gee co know comminees, and
their representatives on committees. For example, we have
ASLC. We have a Sustainability Council that has student
representatives. I hope that these student representatives will
[do] outreach co other students. Bur if nor, I hope that stu
dents go co their representatives, because they're representing
their voice. As administrators we sometimes can't gee out co
all 2,000 people, so we Look co the few elected folk.
What were your motivations for living on campus?
I love it! Every administrator should live on campus
[laughs]. We're a residential campus. Our first rwo years of
students have co live on campu . I wanted co know what life
i like here on the hill. I wanted co gee a sense of what hap
pens, what goes on. You know, different people cell me, bur I
wan red co see it. Parr of me was r.his lack of disbelief. Part of
me was like, "What? What do you mean there's no place co
get a coffee until noon on undays?" They were right. Bur the
motivation [co live here] was the students themselves.
The Pioneer Express is great when it runs. Ir's highly
packed and dangerously filled Friday evenings and Saturdays,
so we're tracking usage and !erring Facilities know. During
the peak hours, how much would it rake co add a small bus?
I would have heard about it, bur it would have been hard for
me co really see it if I didn't live on campus. Ir's been a great
experience. Ir's been really fun. I'm gonna miss it [when I
move off campus].
What is your favorite thing about Portland?
I love Pordand! I'm a foodie, so I first have co say that [my
favorite thing]_ is the different foods. And you don't have co
be rich co cry all kinds of food in Portland. Thar's what I love,
that the food is so accessible. You can gee cheap bur good
ears.
I love the vibrancy. I love that there's music in every cor
ner. There's always something going on. Portland is great
in the summer, and I kept wishing that students were there
in the summer. I love the different neighborhoods of Port
land and wish char our students could see all of rhe different
neighborhoods because they're all just so different from one
another.
Now that we're done with summer, what are you look
ing forward to most this coming school year?
I'm really excited co see ... eleven more weeks of student
led events just throughout the fall, and throughout the rest of
the academic year. I'm more curious than excited co see how
students really balance academic life and this heavily engaged
co-curricular life. Because I think that's where, as Dean of
Students, I need co step in and figure out how to help them
if they need the help.
Student affairs is having four foci this year-wellness, aca
demic and leadership development, co-curricular learning,
and diversity-and how do we do it all? Where are we suc
cessful and on what points do we need co improve? OCTOBER 5, 2012
PHOTO BY HANNAH PRINCE
Where do you see Lewis & Clark in 10 years?
In 10 years I'd like co see Lewis & Clark College as the
campus that answers why liberal arts is important. Thar's ac
tually one of the reasons I applied [co chis position]. I grad
uated from liberal arts colleges for my undergrad, masters
and PhD, so I'm very liberal arcs-minded and I knew what it
meant for me as a student. I think it many ways I'm a better
humanise with my liberal arts experience. I think I'm a criti
cal thinker. I question a lot. "Sorry, I ask a lot of questions,
I'm from the liberal arcs." Thar background is in me and I
learned that through all of that rime in a liberal arcs educa
tion. I think it's important [co see] why it's important for me
and why it's important for the world. 10 years from now, our
students' successes and what our students are doing will be
the answer to why the liberal arcs i important.
[ a k my staff this, coo. Why do you work at a liberal arcs
college when you can work any place else?
And what's this rumor of you wanting to have a pub on
campus? We can't leave without you talking about that!
l believe that if students live on campus, we will have a
more engaged student life. There are shared experiences that
happen on the campus. I also believe that we shouldn't force
people after their second year [co live on campus]. We need
co provide the students with an outlet co make really ma
ture decisions. I trust the student , and I cru r that they'll
hold themselves accountable to make chose right decisions. 1
haven't mer a student here yet who hasn'r done that.
Because you're a student at Lewis & Clark, we need co
have better offerings of food and entertainment and activi
ties, and one of those is a pub. Ir would increase safery. If
students live on campus and they drink here they can walk
home, and I don't have co worry if they're drinking and driv
ing up and down the hill. There's staff here. Their peers are
here. I'm not blind co the fact char students drink. I think it's
a face char college students do. I think that in the right atmo
sphere they can do it safely in a legitimate place on campus
if they are 21.
I don't know if it's gonna happen, bur I'm hoping, and I
put that as one of my suggestions for the food review con
sultant co consider and see if it's possible on campus. I think
char it's a place char we can show responsible drinking. The
institutions that I [previously worked at] had pubs for the
faculty and staff and students and the community and it was
a nice, safe, normative environment. We need co treat people
like adults. [ just think it will help enhance student life.
We don't need co pretend to think you just drink Kool
Aid and lattes, we need co think about how we can provide a
safe place for [the students who choose co drink].
I'm really ex~ired co be here. I went co the Davis Scholars
welcome event for some of our international students and
many of them said they're surprised ac how many people here
say "hi" co you even if they don't know you. And I feel the
same way. I walk around campus and people say 'hi". Ir's a
really engaging place, and I'm excited about chat.
Anna Gonzalez, Dean of Students, can be reached at
annag@lclark.edu or in her office in East (across from Maggie's).
Or you can plan on meeting up with her at the pub, hopefal!J
sometime in the near future. OCTOBER 5, 2012
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.. PoWl>ll's Books on Hawthorne HllO
2mo THE PIONEER LOG FEATURES
BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
Editor-in-Chief
Since 1839, people have been
using photography as a means of
artistic expression. Through the
ages, it's evolved quite a bit-from
color processing ro Polaroid instant
film-and in our modern age it
seems anyone is qualified ro take a
picture of anything; our pockets are
the new camera bag, our fingers the
new shutter.
This evolucio_n took time, and
technology is still catching up with
itself. Everyday we are inundated
with new apps and ways to use our
camera, new models, designs and
updates to keep our eyes and fin
gers occupied. The most popular of
these technologies is lnscagram.
Launched in October of 2010,
the photo-sharing social media app
was only available for iPhone; in
April of 2012 the app expanded
across devices ro include the An
droid operating system. Soon, with
just a few taps of the touchscreen,
millions of users across the world
could be connected instantly.
So what? Can't we do these
things with Facebook or Twitter?
"On Facebook you have ro be
someone's friend already to have a
conversation with chem," said Lew
is & Clark's Director ofNew Media
Morgan Grether. "With lnscagrarn
and location tags, you don't have to
have any connection to someone
to start to have a conversation with
them. And its not about your per
sonality, its about a shared experi
ence in Madrid or somewhere."
Grether has nearly 190,000 fol
lowers on lnstagram, but he doesn't
do it for the fame. "You can have
actual, fun, meaningful conversa
tions with people over a location,
or the artistic side of the photo-
grether
Powell's City of Books I •
graph," he said. "That can lead ro
real friendships."
With an abundance of filters,
borders and cropping options
available, cellphone photogra
phers can manipulate their photos
in new and fun ways. Wane a blue
tint? Try Nashville. Want more
contrast? Hit Lo-Fi.
"lt is so fun ro have people
pushing themselves artistically,
wanting co push themselves ro be
creative, and having the rools to
have themselves make something
interesting," said Grether.
With the location cag feature,
added in 2012, it is easy ro find
users around you-even LC has
a tag. Each days, students, staff,
faculty and visitors upload images
from LC. The Manor House, dorm
rooms, river parties and Bon meals
have all been subject ro lnstagram
sharing. Where Twitter condensed
blogging (allowing users only 140
characters ro say what they mean),
Inscagram condenses our daily
happenings. Photos of the football
game can be taken, edited and dis
persed ro multiple different social
media sites in a matter of seconds.
And there, immortalized forever in
pixels, is a memory-a connection.
The social media has proven to
be a valuable tool, especially for
college students.
"I chink a huge part of learning
is not in the classroom with a pro
fessor. You go ro college and you
have places like Maggie's where you
can strike up a conversation with
people and just talk ro people
there need ro be more spaces like
that at LC, where people are en
couraged ro talk to one another.
There's no reason people at LC
shouldn't be connecting over [th\s
technology)."
"Students can benefit from it in
'.ztbbypill
2mo the same way they can benefit from
other social media-by staying
connected," said Rafaela Castaldo
('15). "I appreciate the simplicity
of it."
Inscagram encourages users ro
connect with each other. Follow
ing a trend that Grether helped ro
scare, lnstagram "meet ups" happen
all over the world. Users are able
ro gather together and talk, pho
tograph and share stories and skills
together.
"It's a no brainer... you're all
hanging out in the same city, why
not all meet up and take pictures
together?" said Grether. "We do
Portland meet ups ac least once a
month ... we walk around Portland
and it's a very social thing. We're
extending this social medium be
yond the device."
Do meet ups have a future at
LC? With so many students snap
ping photos and sharing chem
across the web, it is certainly pos
sible. With lnstagram, students can
create social environments wher
ever they go. Two students study
ing in Wanek could share a photo,
realize they are experiencing the
same mid-term stress, and connect
over a study break. The possibilities
are endless.
Though lnstagram is limited ro
Anroid and Apple operating sys
tems, the app is growing everyday,
and since its merger with Facebook
in April, opportunity for expan
sion is endless. An lnscagram app is
even available for Google Chrome,
allowing users to scroll through
their feed while doing homework
or checking Facebook.
"The app itself is a social medi
um, not just a rool ro push things
out," said Grether, whose photos
are featured here, along with selec
tions from the Lewis & Clark tag. 10 OCTOBER 5, 20l2
PHOTO THE PlO EER LOG
ARTS
OF THE WEEK
PHOTOGRAPHED BY DESIREE ETZEL ('14)
"THESE LOVELY PEOPLE ARE WEARING THE TRADITIONAL
ATTIRE TO CELEBRATE LAS PALLAS IN VALENCIA, SPAIN."
[ 0 UT]
of this World
BY LINDSEY BOSSE
Stoff Writer
Last year, Olivia Erlanger ('12) birthed a thought child with
10 white walls and endless possibilities. After securing a gram
from the Student Academic Affairs Board (SMB), she was able
to construct these walls as an outdoor arr gallery exhibit below
the reflecting pond. The walls have also been used to imitate the
Berlin Wall in Templeton and were recognized as one of the top
three exhibits during Reed's Art Week last year according to Porr
landart. net.
The walls, when serving as a gallery space, recontextualize the
artwork that takes up the white space. Instead of being in a gallery
indoors, where viewers are constricted co tracing rhe edges of a
square, these walls break the cube-you could make a room from
the walls, bur why would you need co?
The walls have been the source of many opportunities for arr
enthusiasts on campus. They have given more space to student
artists interested in holding shows and have given students who
wish to curate the opportunity to learn planning and placing arr
events.
The first [ 0 U T E R] Space show of the year will take place
today in the Carriage Circle and will mark the opening of the _
wall's shows on campus for the year. There is no stated theme,
just an inaugural show to get the year starred and artists excited.
Member Spencer Byrne-Seres (' 13) notes that the group hopes
to do two co three shows a semester, but is open co doing more
if other students and groups are interested in using the walls for
their presentations. So far, the group char works on [ 0 UT E R]
Space is comprised of art srudents from all four years, bringing
experience, excitement and ideas.
However, the walls cake a lor of work. They muse constantly
be maintained-sanded, spackled, painted, etc. The group is cur
renrly looking to gee 10 more walls to keep up with the high de
mand and success in sharing artwork all over Portland with stu
dents and professional Portland artists. Essentially, these 4 x 8 ft.
walls open o many doors for all sores of people who can think of
a possible project that would benefit from free flowing walls char
can be easily transported. Ir's a revolutionary idea as far as outdoor
galleries go, especially for the Lewis & Clark campus, bur also the
Portland community as well. Check out [ 0 UT E R] Space to
day in the Carriage Circle, or in Albany if there is rain. Arts & Culture
Calendar
October 5-6 -One-Act Festival -Fir Acres Theatre
This festival of one-acts commences at 7:30 p.m. each night, with an additional IO pm showing on Friday.
LeW'is & Clark •
October 4-6 -Reed Theatre: The Rocky Horror No Picture Show
Watch a shadow cast try and perform the midnight ritual at The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This sh6w
will commence at 7: 15 p.m., with an additional l O p. m. show on Friday. The cost for LC studenrs is $2.
Visit Reed' website for ticketing information.
Reed College Black Box Theatre, 3203 SE Woodstock Blvd.
October 7-11-Bill W.-Cinema 21
A documentary focusing on the life of Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder Bill Wilson. Discounted $5
student admission.
616 NW 21st Ave.
October 8 -James W. Rogers Concert, Motion Captured -Agnes Flanagan Chapel
This annual concert presents music by a mixture of different on-campus groups and ensembles. This year's
theme is music capturing the rhythm of dance.
October 8 -Thee Oh Sees -Doug Fir Lounge
Doors open at 8 p.m. for a 9 p.m. show. Tickets are $13.
830 E. Burnside St.
October 8 -Naomi Hume Visiting Artist Lecture -Miller Hall 102 at 5 pm
Naomi Hume's presentation is part ofLC's critic lecrure series.
October 9 -MILK -Council Chambers at 7 pm
Screening of the film in which Sean Penn plays San Francisco's first openly gay public official, Harvey
Milk.
October 10 -Xavier Rudd-Wonder Ballroom
Doors open at 7:30 p.m. for an 8:30 p.m. show costing between $22.50-$25.
128 NE Russell St.
October IO-The Gossip- Crystal Ballroom
Doors open at 8 p.m. for a 9 p.m. show costing between $20-25.
1332 W Burnside Ave.
October 11 -Little Shop of Horrors -Broadway Rose New Stage Theatre at 7 :30 pm
This event costs between $20-$40.
12850 SW Grant Ave., Tigard
October 12 -Woods and Eat Skull -Mississippi Studios
Doors open at 8 p.m. for a 9 p.m. show. Costs $12.
3939 N Mississippi Ave.
-C.J. MacLeod 11 12
KLC
BY KATHERINE JERNIGAN
Staff Writer
Noc all KLC shows focus solely on mu
sic. This is certainly che case for Jasmine
Ameana's ('J 5) show, which dedicates only
25 percent of airtime co playing music and
spends the remainder exploring the minds of
her weekly student guests. Ameana explains,
"My show is a music/talk show where I aim
co have real conversations with people about
topics I find interesting in the world."
Ameana has a passion for listening co THE PIO EER LOG ARTS
SHOW OF THE WEEK
people's ideas and wants co share that with
che student body. 'Tve always loved talking
co people and getting co know chem deeper,
so it was a natural choice co have my radio
show about it," said Ameana.
The introspective show, which is new chis
year, is a unique addition co KLC. Ameana
makes an effort co find a diverse range of
people co interview beyond her immediate
friend group. She said, "I like co make sure
my guests are very different in terms of views
and social scenes and cry co explore cop
ies deeper, which requires a diverse range of· people." Anyone can be a guest and Ameana
assures chat it's a comfortable and accepting
space for people co express their ideas.
When she does play music, Ameana se
lects a variety of alternative hip-hop, 90s rock
and a "substantial amount" of No Doubt.
An1eana's show is humble and genuine,
complementing Ameana's well-spoken and
clear manner. Tuning in co Real Talk will
treat you co a glimpse inside the minds of
chose who make up Lewis & Clark College.
Real Talk airs Mondays from 8 to 9 p. m.
http://college. lclark. edulstudent _lifelklc_radio/
PHOTOS BY KATHERINE JERNIGAN
Ameana's quirky traits are displayed both in her vibrant personality and the unique nature of her show. OCTOBER 5, 2012
Three
Cheers
for Three
Friends
BY CASSIE BISHOP
Arts Editor
What does one look
for in an off-campus cof
fee shop? A few char
accensncs immediately
come co mind. Finding a
venue chat delivers is an
other story.
Nescled on the Ease
side of our lovely city, a
scone's throw from the
Northside, sics Three Friends Coffee House
and Cafe, which epitomizes these five quali
ties and boasts a weekly open mic: Caffein
aced Arc is a Monday night special in which
locals can take Three Friends's humble stage
and show off their unique work.
So, whac is ic chat we are looking for?
I. An eclectic variety of beverages of
fered-hopefully many of which contain a
healthy jolt of caffeine.
2. Background music in che indie sphere.
I am sorry but I do not appreciate the cud
chewing rwang of country nor the womp
womp of dubscep.
3. Natural sunlight coupled with com
fortable seating both in
and outside of the coffee
shoppe. It's a warm day, I'd
appreciate some outdoor
furniture co sprawl out on.
Realized you are in Port
land? Comfy couches, arm
chairs co sink into or even
a Auffy liccle poof satisfies
me.
4. The wond.erful and oh-so-Pordand
hipster environment. Conversations can gee
a bit pretentious but at lease one good "un
discovered" local band or anti-animal cruel
ty, anti-corporate, super-fair trade brand of
coffee beans will be uncovered and enhance
your cultural palace.
Three Friends certainly delivers. As its
name implies, chis coffee shop was founded
with a personal and intimate atmosphere
in mind. The feel extends beyond Three
Friends's raff and is illustrated throughout
the venue: a wooden bar boasting a deli
cious variety of teas, coffees, bagels, sand
wiches and countless tasty treats (vegan and
gluten free produces available); comfortable,
living room furniture chat welcomes every
thing from a comfortable study space co a
tantalizing snooze spot; sprawling glass win
dows chat enhance even the limited winter
daylight; and of course the barstool knook
turned intimate stage for Three Friends's per
formances.
Three Friends is perfect for a study space
and, homework permitting, you may even
catch one of their events. If you are looking
co gee off the hill buc stay in the snug sweat
pants vibe of your
room, head over
to Ash Street and
allow yourself co
be enveloped by
the homey atmo
sphere of one of
Pordand's loveliest
coffee shops.
201 SE 12th Ave. ILLUSTRATIONS BY CASSIE BISHOP
www.threefriendscojfee.com
Mon-Fri 1 a.m. to JO p.m.
Sat 8 a.m. to JO p.m.
Sun 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.
CajfeinatedArt: Monday's 7 p.m. to 9:45 p.m. OCTOBER 5, 2012
HAVE
YOU
HEARD?
Laura Marling delivered a softly
accented treat in the forms of both
her tender display and her exqui
site vocals to Portland's Friday
night Backspace crowd.
BY CHANDLER JOHNSON
Staff Writer
Those who arrived at Backspace early in the evening last
Friday may have had the pleasure of meeting Laura Marling,
a quiet, humble British folk singer whose stirring lyrics and
unerring vocals never cease to amaze.
Backspace's intimate, funky atmosphere served as the per
fect setting for her performance. The crowd, many of them
Lewis & Clark students, all seemed jazzed to be at the perfor
mance and received Marling with unconditional gratitude.
At one point, Marling briefly forgot the chords to her
song, and the crowd responded more like a community of
friends than an audience, singing out the lyrics for her and
laughing good-naturedly. One passionate fan even knew all
the chords to the song and was able to help her through. In
no time at all, she was back on track, her flawless voice com
manding the awe of everyone who had been laughing along
with her moments earlier.
Marling's performance brought the sense of community
and awe to Backspace that we always search for in music.
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Oum Oum Girls' new EP is
not the End of Daze, but cer
tainly sets up their forthcom
ing LP to bring audiences into
that dream-like stupor.
BY CJ MACLEOD
Staff Writer
At just 18 minutes in length, Oum Oum Girls'
new EP End of Daze is something of a pop gem:
shore and sweet with just a hint of melancholy. This
i surprising, as only four of the five songs on the
EP are Oum Oum originals-the fifth song being a
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Since their first self-citied EP in 2008, the Oum
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That's not to say that the new EP is without fuzz;
cracks like "Season in Hell" are propelled forward
with angular riffs drenched in buzz saw like fuzz.
These louder, fuzzed out moments are often juxta
posed by the mellifluous croon of the band's front
woman. With a signature sultry whisper, Dee Dee's
voice coats tracks like the lead single "Lord Knows"
in a saccharine smoothness, equal parts Chrissie
Hynde and Phil Spector-era girl groups.
This sweetness is in stark contrast to the melan
choly that the song's lyrics stress. The EP's leadoff
crack "Mine Tonight" laments over a sinister bass
line, "I've dreamed a death/ it's mine tonight." En
capsulating all of these elements, the EP works as a
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Though relatively brief, End of Daze demon
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SPORTS
Welch po s Pios past Puget Sound
BY ANTHONY RUIZ
Sports Editor
The Pioneers lit up the Loggers
last week, racking up 600 yards en
route to earning their first confer
ence victory of the season. Lead
ing the charge for the Pioneers was
quarterback Keith Welch (' 14),
who scored seven touchdowns
and accounted for 367 total yards.
Through the first 24 games of his ca
reer at Lewis & Clark, Welch has ac
counted for a taggering 39 rushing
touchdowns and 38 passing touch
downs.
Also putting up impressive num
bers was second-year running back
Curtis Shirey, who rushed for a ca
reer-high 210 yards and averaged
over ten yards per carry. While brief
ly trailing 14-7 early in the game,
Shirey broke a 62-yard touchdown
run that squared things at 14 all. LC
overwhelmed Puget ound all day,
onJy punting rhe ball once.
After taking a 27-22 lead into
the fourth quarter, the Pioneers
caught fire, scoring 28 fourth quar
ter points including one on their
final drive that clinched the game.
Late in the game, Puget Sound was
able to trim the lead to six, trailing
only 48-42. As a final shot, the Log
gers attempted an onside kick, but
failed. The ball was recovered by se
nior defensive back Lamar Curry,
who nearly broke free for a big gain PHOTO COURTESY OF THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT
Keith Welch's seven touchdown's against UPS helped propel the Pios to a 4-0 start for the second year in a row.
on the play. The unsuccessful on
side kick set the Pioneers up in good
field position to ice the game.
With onJy rwo minutes to go
in the game, the Pioneers were
faced with a big decision. Ahead
48-42, the Pios were looking at a
fourth-and-nine from the Loggers'
33-yardline. After caJling a timeout
to discu s the play, Welch hooked
up with Jacob Costantino (' 15) on
a 32-yard strike that lefr the Loggers
winless and frustrated with their in
ability to contain the Pioneers' of
fensive flurry. Volleyball "kills" the competition
Costantino had yet another
breakout game for the Pioneers,
racking up 80 yards receiving and
collecting rwo touchdown recep
tions. Helping out on the defensive
end of things, Joe Kopp ('13) piJed
up 10 total rackJes (2.5 for a loss)
along with rwo batted down balls.
The loss leaves Puget Sound in
lase place at 0-4 on the season, while
propelling L&C to 4-0. This is the
second time in as many years that
the Pioneers have started 4-0, and Volleyball celebrates after dominating the court last weekend.
ROCKY MCNEFF
they have now beaten Puget Sound Staff Writer
four years in a row. The Pioneers dominated the
The Pioneers return to Griswold court chis weekend, winning their
again Saturday at l p.rn., as they first rwo Northwest Conference
look to make it rwo wins in a row games. Crushing Whirworth 3-0
against Pacific Lutheran and extend Friday evening was just the begin
their winning streak to five. ning of a successful weekend; the
Pirates struggled as the Pioneers
solidified their first conference PHOTO BY ANTOINE PETER
• Soccer scraps for more wins win.
The women's volleyball ream
took the court with a new confi
dence that proved ro be the pre
vailing factor of chis one-sided
game. Starting as Libero, Daniela
de Kervor (' 16) led the team with
23 digs. With one liberating win on incredible game, leading with 41
their shoulders, the Pios came out assists to push her team to victo
Saturday to conquer in a march ry. Sbe believes it "rook the entire
against Whitman. The first rwo team ro get their wend-game run"
sets of the game were handed and with the performance they
over to the Missionaries, with had this weekend, "[they] are ca
their winning 25-19 and 25-12. pable of beating every team in the
Screaming fans and a gym filled conference." That will be put to
with black and orange helped the the rest against rwo rough reams
Pioneers come back and dorni-next week when the Pios take on
nate. Lewis & Clark put the past Willamette and Puget Sound.
rwo secs behind chem and rallied Both Jennifer Dowdy ('13) and
back ro take three consecutive Kacaleya Milan ('15) proved their
sets. Ending the weekend with an-strength on the court, leading the
other exciting win leaves the Pio-ream in kills chis weekend. With
neers 6-9 overall this season and consecutive wins under their
4-2 in conference play. belts, the Pioneers face Willa-BY CAITLIN BASILIO
Staff Writer
After a long weekend out at Gris
wold Stadium, Pioneer women's
soccer finished with one win against
Pacific and a tie in double overtime
against Linfield. This tie brings the
Pioneers' total record this season to
2-5-2, and 2-2-2 in NWC play.
Game one against the Boxers
starred off quickJy for the Pioneers,
with a goal by Traci Nakamura ('13)
in 'the second minute from a per
feccly placed comer kick by Erny
Ernrnetti ('14). The nexr goal did
not come until the end of the game,
in the 88th minute. A shot from
Megan Ratfield ('I 5) hit the cross
bar and bounced perfecdy to Sarah
Breninger ('14), making its way
from her to the back of the net.
"I think that if we continue to
build off of each other and continue
to build that trust and communica
tion berween us that we will have a
really strong chance of corning out with more wins as the season pro
gresses," Breninger said after their
win against Pacific.
Sunday's game against the WiJd
cats started off with a goal in the
19th minute by Emily Thompson
('15) from a pass from Kylie Carera
('I 5). LC led through the half, until
"I think the best
part of the week
end was the drive to
• " wtn.
the 56th minute when Wildcat Ju
lia Vaughn scored from a close shoe
co the lefr of the goal. The score
remained a tie throughout the rest
of rhe game, despite many close at
tempts from both sides.
"I chink the best part of the
weekend was the drive to win,"
Carera said. "The upperclassmen told me these are rwo of the
roughest reams for us rnentalJy
and we played both games all
the way through. I chink the big
gest area of improvement for us
will be putting our opportuni
ties away and making smart de
cisions. We've got really talented
forwards who have a forward
mindset, which is perfect for g~al
scoring. What we're working on
is our ability to recognize shoot
ing chances and passing chances,
because our mids are really strong
as well," she added.
The Pioneers return to action
Saturday, Ocr. 6, on the road
against Puget Sound. Leia Matsunaga (' I 3) had an rnette on Friday, Ocr. 5.
UPCOMING
GAMES: Oct. 5 I Volleyball
Willamette
at Lewis & Clark
7 p.m
Oct. 6 I Soccer
Lewis & Clark
at Puget Sound
12 p.m."
Oct. 61 Football
Pacific Lutheran
at Lewis & Clark
1 p.m. OCTOBER 5, 2012 THE PIO EER LOG
SPORTS
Tennis starts out on right foot
Men's and women's teams have strong showing at IT A
BY LAUREN LOVATO
Staff Writer Olivia Cornell (' 16) and Lisa Osepy
an ('15). •
15
Men's and women's tennis scarr
ed off their season with a bang two
weekends ago while competing at the
Intercollegiate Tennis Association Re
gional. The women's team competed
at Whitman while the men's team
stayed closer to home, competing at
Pacific University. The men showed up to play just
as hard. Two of the team's top play
ers ended up making it co the second
tound. On day two of the tourna
ment, Kevin Ross ('16) obtained his
first collegiate win, beating Cutter of
University of Puget Sound 6-2, 6-1.
Career Gee-Taylor (' 15) criwnphed
in a close match 6-4, 3-6, 1-0 against
PLU. NORTHWEST CONFERENCE
The Lady Pio came out strong
in the toumamem with five srudem
achletes advancing in the round of 16,
a number far greater than that of any
other team competing in the tourna
ment.
On day one, Makena McCluskey
(' 14) dominated in her first march,
winning 6-4, 6-3, moving her into
the main draw on Une six. She also
paired up with fellow junior Ol
ivia Sweetman for another win, 8-3
against Pacific-Lutheran University. Head Coach Pauick Dreves has a
positive outlook on chis year's reams.
"With the addition of five new fresh
men and the return of Izzy Bor
ris ('14) ... the women's tennis team
is poised to make a big jump in the
NWC," Dreves stated following the
ITA's. Already exceeding coach's ex
pectations, the Lady Pies are looking
to have a promising season. Football
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Women's Rugby:
one big, happy,
tough family Day two was even hotter. Gillian
Lowe (' 15) scarred the day off with
a win over Whitworch's Lamm 6-0,
6-2. The madness continued when
Claudia Lew (' 16) picked up her first
competitive win as a Pioneer versus
Willamette's Heringer 6-0, 6-0. The
ladies then gained even more wins
in the final day of the tournament by The men's program also had a
strong recruiting class, with four fresh
men added to the team. Although it's
a young team, "I expect some strong
leadership from Cole Pfeiffer ('13)
our lone senior," Coach Dreves said.
This is the only event tennis will
be participating in chis year until the
spring. Check lcpioneers.com for
schedule updates. u S~...._ ____ _,__...._,____,
BY CAITLIN BASILIO
Staff Writer
Under the guidance of Kate MacDou
gall O 2) five years ago, the Lewis & Clark
women's rugby team was reborn. Since then,
they have become more than just another LC
dub team; they've become fumily. Although
there is no sec schedule yet, most of the wom
ens rugby games will be held in the spring.
The ream's fuse game is scheduled for Nov. 3
at Willamette. Their home games will cake
place right here at Griswold Scadiwn.
As for ch.is semester, their fuse scrimmage
is during homecoming weekend on Ocr. 27
and will feature the traditional "prom drest
rugby game, with players wearing funky
prom dresses while cackling the opposing
team.
Alix Finnegan ('14) and Jessica Alberg
('13) are the captains fur ch.is year's team.
Alberg described the ream as "a big, loud,
cough, but loving fumily." Rugby is an em
powering span in which ceammaces really
bon<l with each ocher, and communication is
key because it can also be dangerous.
"What I love about our rugby team is chat it bring;; cons of girls together, girls who
wouldn't know each ocher normally, whether
chat's just because they're different majors or
in different circles. It also bring;; girls out of
their shells," explained Alberg. "It shows a loc
of girls how much strength they really have,
what they really can do."
Every sports team has their traditions and
riruals. Rugby is famous for its song;;, so the
women's team has a lot of song;; and cheers
chat they like co sing before games.
After games the home team also hosts
a gee together for both teams "where people
sing fun song;; and gee co ear and basically
dear the air so there's no bad blood," shared
Alberg.
Junior rugby player Mari McClenahan
would like all LC srudents to know how
much fun rugby is. "Ic's all about hanging
out with some super cool people, running
around, cackling in the mud, singing some
great rugby song;; and just having an awe
some time." Make sure co check out a game
and suppon LC's women's rugby, or even
concaaone of the captains if you're interested
in joining! Soccer
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Lewis & Clark 2-2-2
Pacific Lutbera □ 0--5
Pacific (Ore.) 2-3-1
Willamette 2-3-1
Whitman 2-4-1
George Fa~
Volleyball
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Linfield 2-4
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NorCal goes up, SoCal goes down Wfiitman 2-4
Whitworth 1-5
Willamette 1-5
BY PETER MELLING
Staff Writer
Over che course of the 20 l 2 MLB
season, many storylines have come and
gone. From the Miami Marlins' failure
to reverse their fortunes with free agen
cy co the emergence of the Baltimore
Orioles as contenders, this season has
had ics surprises. One of these surpris
es has been the playoff appearances of
both the San Francisco Giants and the
Oakland Athletics and che absence of
the Los Angeles Dodgers and Angels in
the poscseason. How did chis happen? roles they needed (the Giants got CF
Angel Pagan from the Mets and the
A's got RF Josh Reddick from che Red
ox). In che long term, this has paid off
for the Giants and A's, as their addi
tions played well over che season, while
the Angels' and Dodgers' new players
were inconsistent. Dodgers lost a 7.5 game division lead
µue to poor production from the.rest of
the lineup. The Angels cried to adapt co
Pujols' early struggles (.217/.265/.304
in April) by calling up Mike Trout. For
the most pare, chis worked, as Trouc has
a 10.4 WAR and was an all-scar. have. Bochy airers his scarring lineup
to accommodate for lefty vs. righty
macchups, player performance, etc.
He also manages his bullpen well,
keeping pitchers in for just the right
amount of time so chat they are nor
overworked. While Melvin has argu
ably less to work with than Bochy, he
still finds ways to make it work. The
team may nor have a high batting av
erage (.237), buc they have a relatively
high RISP average (.262, seventh best
in the AL). He puts together starting
lineups chat belp the A's put up a fight
against better offenses. ALL
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The Angels signed Albert Pujols and
CJ Wilson, while the Dodgers wece
purchased by Guggenheim Baseball
Management and gave Matt Kemp an
eight-year extension. Speculators had
both reams going on poscseason runs
with their acquisitions. The Giants and
A's did not make "blockbuster" deals
but made rather astute trades co fill The Giants and A's have adapted
well to circumstances. When Giants
all-scar Melky Cabrera was suspend
ed in August due to performance-en
hancing drugs, manager Bruce Bochy
re-calibrated the offense. When the A's
lose nine straight games early in che sea
son, manager Bob Melvin shifted the
lineup around, which resulted in the
A's getting to .500 at the all-scar break.
When things have not gone their way,
the Bay Area teams have made tweaks
and excelled. However, Scutaro hit .361/.382/
.472 for the Giants and Pence had
45 RBIs with the Giants, while the
new Dodger hitters combined for
.266/.326/.406 ~ince Aug. 31. The
Dodgers have added $260 million in
contracts without time for creating
team chemistry. Meanwhile, che Giants
made small deals chat barely affected
their payroll and gave the new players
time to adapt to the Giants' clubhouse.
Greinke has performed well for the An
gels, bur he only has a 1.1 WAR, which
is not a dramatic reversal of fortune for
them. While the Dodgers and Angels
have struggled with their managers,
"blockbuster" trades and sudden ros
ter changes, the Giants and A's have
made the playoffs with smart manag
ing and small acquisitions. Things are
looking up in che Bay Area, while the
situation is dire in Southern Califor
nia. ILLUSTRATION BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
In Lo Angeles, chis has not been
the case. When Matt Kemp went down
with a hamstring injury in May, the Bruce Bochy and Bob Melvin
know how co work with what they 16
Backd
Jl quide to
(J3rief qreetings
I '](now Wfiat 's Vp,
<You '](now Wfiat 's Vp
This is a classic
among athletes and
people who can
play the guitar. The
gesture includes a
shore upward jolt of
the chin, followed by
a "hey" or perhaps
a quick "what's up."
This greeting is casual
and does not require the taJCing use of a
smile, making it almost universally used
and accepted.
Si[[y Secret
If you're using
the Silly Secret,
it' time co pull
out that smile!
The goal here
is to appear
both shy and
amicable. The
passer by exchange a shore salutation that
a-ails off into a friendly giggle, although
nothing funny has occurred. The Silly
Secret came into popular use a few years
ago as a way for girls who have very
little in common to feel at lease brieAy
connected. If your hair is long enough,
you may wish co ruck it behind your ear as
a gesture of submission.
Workjngman 's Lament
rr'fie Jfug Most appropriate
if the person you
are passing has a loc
of binders and/or
a generally scruffy
appearance. This
greeting rypically
involves a headshake
and a low, guttural
groan.
If you're going co go or it, prepare by
extending at lease one of your arms.
Coming in from the side rather than head
on will ease the ocher person into cbe hug
and allow them more freedom co pull away
if you accidentally lee your embrace run past
the six-second mark. Remember, if you have
never spoken co the other person outside of
class, The Hug is three times more likely to
be creepy. THE PIO EER LOG
BACKDOOR OCTOBER 5, 2012
You: Eggs.
Me: The chicken chat is birthing you.
You: Baseball played with hairs of gold.
Me: Looking for something else t0 hold.
You: Missed our pre-class char session.
Me: Missed your face.
You: Brushed my hand in the Bon.
Me: Hoping co brush your teeth with my bon.
You: Blonde chubster on the baseball team.
Me: Wanna cake a swing at your fastball.
You: Wear summer dresses.
Me: Wondering whar you are going co wear in the fall.
You: The best thing that happened t0 me in college.
Me: Learning co say "] love you" in Armenian. Happy 3 years.
You: The Backdoor.
Me: oc laughing.
Pro dP: YCMEs are 90% class 10% audacnv
Submit ID 111ca11bbn1111LC.bl1111SDDLCDm You: Waning gibbous.
Me: Waxing poetic.
You: Far, far away.
Me: Wishing you'd come closer.
You: An insatiable floozy.
Me: Glad you're not mo choosy.
You: Giving me a nod of approval ac our
marching pink hairdos.
Me: Wondering if the you-know-what matches.
You: Probably assume I'm suaighc.
Me: Hope you don't.
You: Asked which pronouns I prefer.
Me: Want tO be our ersonfriend.
You: Used co live in my new room.
Me: Thinking you should come over for a
sleepover ... for old times' sake.
WHOWJIS FRANK MANOR?
Even the dumb students know that Lewis & Clark College used to be called Albany College. Back then we were in downtown Portland. But that
was pretty mainstream, so we decided to move to the SW, which back then was more like the NW is now, especially around Hawthorne. But none
of this would have been possible without the generosity of Frank Manor. Who was this forgotten legend? Two contributors debate his origins.
Point
SWAMP FARMER
Frank Mannor(as he spelled his name for many years)
had a farm next to a swamp in Dexter, Michigan. On
March 20th, 1966, Frank heard his five dogs (probably
Newfoundlands) barking all crazy, so he went outside
and saw a
UFO!The
government says
it was swamp
gas, but Frank
Man nor was all
like "Yo. I was
in the army in
Louisiana, and
we saw swamp
gas every day.
That UFO wasn't
swamp gas."
The
government Listen Everyone; We, my
five dogs, ten kids, one wife
and I, saw Intra, I mean
extra-terrestrial Space ships
& Crazy Lunatic Aliens:
Right wh·en I was going to
tell everyone they offered
me a 35-room Tudor house,
which I took because I have
ten Kids.
realized they had co do something, otherwise Frank
Mannor would cell people about the UFOs. So, they
said "Hey Frank. We'll give you a 35-room Tudor
style mansion in SW Portland if you don't talk about
these UFOs. Bue you have co cake one of the Ns out
of your lase name, so no one will be able co crack your
identity" (this was before Google's did you CounttJI Point
•50s TV Personalitv
In 1957, a man named Frank
Manners started a television show
in which he taught the people of
America proper manners. Due to
the nature of the crazy rock and
roll youth at the time, the Frank
Manners show was incredibly
unpopular. However, parents felt
that proper manners were slipping
away, and the Frank Manners Show
became an icon for parents trying to
get their children to stop listening
co that darn Elvis and start leaving
room for Jesus on the dance Aoor.
But sadly a scandal,
famously called the "spaghetti
incident," exposed Manners's wilder ide and ruined his career. Reports
vary on the incident, but all agree that a waiter, spaghetti, fire crackers,
15 pounds of scallops and the shocking words "gosh darn it" were all
involved. Manners was blacklisted from the manner television circuit
forever. It was then that he changed his name co Frank Manor co avoid
murderous fans and angry television executives. He then purchas~d the
house on Palantioe Hill from the College and lived out the rest of his days
in peace on our own college campus. Finally, when he passed, Lewis &
Clark repurchased his house for an academic building and the legend of
Frank Manners was lost... until now.
mean ... function). Frank's kids really loved
Tudor-style architecture, so he cook the
government's deal. He didn't want them
co live on a farm next co a swamp and gee
lied co by the government like thei_r father
had. He sold the house co Albany College
on two conditions. First, that they accept
his 10 kids for free-zies. Second, that they
lee him change the name of the college.
They accepted, much to the despair of Flash Mob Promotes Viral
New Citation Standa.rd:
our charismatic founder Honeyworth L.
Albany, who was so distraught he headed
east and founded the capital of New York
state out of spite (probably).
But Frank Manor didn't just give
up on the truth. He used the college'
name co send a message through the ages,
through a language only college students
understand: cumber ome acronyms.
Online Exclusive:
The Backdoor gets
Reed back tor being
all naked and stuff.
like us on Facabooll "GANGNAM STYLE"
Rough translation: "Eh, sexy lady, cite, cite, cite, cite, cite it Gangnam Style"
Rather than order the author, location and title in a consistent
manner, Gangnam Style instructs students to rank each ingredient
from most to least important. What a mess! Additionally, students
must submit a detailed account of the writing process. Clearly, this
particular example is only the tip of the iceberg.
bl■III:
God. Planet Earth. The Holy Bible. Publisher. 6000
BCE. Print. Written using the hands of scribes.
Do not question how their propagandist dance moves conjure
demons of inefficiency and assault the subconscious into subservience
to a fascist regime. It is a far too deplorable scheme for this publication
to print. Let's stand up to this completely real threat Pioneers. It's time
to get Gangnam before Gangnam gets you!
The Backdoor is a work of humor and fict.ion. Any resemblance ro persons living or dead is coincidental. The Backdoor is created by Isaac, Caitlin, Kevin, David, Justin & Jake.
1l1e livinl! heirs ofllovd Frank can contact iakesimonds@lclark.edu to file a grievance.
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VOLUME 79, ISSUE 3
FRIDAY. OCTOBER 5, 2012
FOOTBALL FINDS FIRST CONFERENCE WIN SPORTS, PAGE 14
[OUTERS PAC EJ ART GALLERY
ARTS, PAGE 11
GREEN FEE SURPLUS -WHERE IS IT?
NEWS, PAGE 3 • 2
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Graduate School's Community Counseling Center
makes impact in diversity o_f service
PHOTO BY ANNA DAGGETT
The Lewis & Clark Community Counseling Center aims to serve people of all walks of life, offering a sliding payment scale to make
services accessible to all.
BY LINDSEY BOSSE
Staff Writer
The graduate school's Commu
nity Counseling Center has been
open for almost nine months. The
center has seen around 300 clients
so far, averaging 38 co 40 sessions
a week. le is a community facility,
and therefore serves more than just
the Lewis & Clark community. In
fact, clients come from all direc
tions in and outside of Portland;
some even drive more than an hour
co receive services.
Clients come co the center
through word of mouth or are re
ferred by ocher services, such as
centers that have full waiting lists.
The Community Counseling Cen-
ASLCUPDATE
A weekly column dedicated
to keeping the student body
updated on senate meetings
and ASLC happenings
Inside Student
Organization
Committee
BY MORGAN LEIGH JONES
Staff Writer
The ASLC provides students
and student organizations with the
support and funds necessary co fur
ther their endeavors. As an eager
first-year student, I was impressed
by the power and the reach of this
student organization.
Within ASLC a're various com
mittees that register new clubs and
provide the finances chat each club
needs in order co kick into gear. In
other words, chis influential stu
dent group provides an umbrella
like framework for all of the oth
er student organizations at Lewis
& Clark. The variety of the clubs
chat receive ASLC support ranges
from Swing and Ballroom Club to
Gardening Club ro Serious Club/
SCRIPTed to Ultimate Frisbee
Club and many more.
This past week, I cook a look
inside the Student Organizations
Committee of ASLC. They were
getting ready to assess the funding
of two brand new clubs on the ho
rizon. The committee will organize
meals wilh club leaders and decide
how to distribute funds co these
groups through an application pro
cess at the end of this year. rer has several parrner~hips within
Portland char help refer clients,
and works with graduate students
looking for more experience in the
field.
The center provides unique op
portunities for the greater Portland
community, as services are provid
ed on a financial sliding scale start
ing at $10 a visit.
"[The clinic] is immersed in the
community because it needs to be,"
said Dean of the Graduate School
of Education and Counseling Scott
Fletcher. "It brings services to un
derserviced communities." .
Currently, the center is mak
ing a greater effort to reach out to
the LGBTQ community, assess
ing what services are lacking in Lhe
lhe Pioneer Log has a long his
tory at Lewis & Clark. For decades,
our small paper has been the on
campus new source for students.
Our goal as a paper is to keep
students, staff and faculty informed
and involved as to what is going on
on campus and in the greater Port
land community.
Since our humble beginnings,
we have been, and will always be,
a student-run newspaper. Students
write, draw, photograph, edit and
copy edit all of our content; stu
dents manage all of our advertise
ments and finances.
With Little (albeit helpful) in
volvement from faculty and staff,
the paper has thrived as a testament Portland area and offering services
as they see fie. So far, they have ob
served a lack of support, apart from
peer groups within the city, for the
male to female rransgender com
munity. The center will reach out
co this community with profession
al support.
"We identify needs and then do
our best to leave a footprint in the
community," said Director Antonia
Mueller.
The center also employs a spe
cific method for therapy called the
cultural context model, which as
sesses societal pressures in addition
to stories and symptoms. They are
pushing to serve more of the Lati
no population by -providing coun
seling in Spanish. In addition to
Editor's note
co the hard work and talent of LC
students.
That being said we are YOUR
newspaper. We rely on YOUR in
volvement and readership to sus
tain our existence. And more than
chat, we encourage it. Without
your work and support, we would
not exist.
Beginning today, Friday, Oct. 5,
office hours will be posted outside
of our door in Templeton. These
are times char you can approach
editing staff and cell us what you
chink the paper is lacking and how
we can better meet the students'
needs.
I am the first person to admit
chat I wane co improve lhe Pioneer speaking the native language of
Latinos who visit, clinic staff also
use the culrural context model to
assess stresses brought on by liv
ing in a more white, middle-class,
English-speaking society when you
are a Spanish-speaking Latino.
This model is typical of East Coast
therapeutic treatment but is a nov
el practice for the West Coast and
Portland.
The center is on Barbur, in a
building owned by the Confeder
ate Tribe of Grand Ronde, who are
important partners with the cen
ter. Due to their partnership, che
center works closely with the tribal
community and the relationship
is described by Dean Fletcher as a
"good collaboration."
Overall, srudents from all three
disciplines in the Counseling Pro
gram-marriage, couple and fam
ily and _addiction and professional
mental health counseling-all re
ceive training and opportunities
for clients.
Students are monitored by su
pervisors who watch the coun
seling sessions in another room
either via one-way mirror or live
camera recording. It's a useful way
for students to get experience and
feedback in real time. Many uni
versi cies run their own counseling
centers, but LC's is quickly making
an impact in the region with low
rates, contemporary methods and
great experiences for students.
Log. I want this newspaper to be
something that the student body
looks forward to reading on Fri
day; I want this newspaper to be
something chat we can all be proud
of as a campus. Without you, we
cannot improve.
All are always welcome to sub
mit "Letters to the Editor" via our
website, piolog.com.
Please help us, LC. We a.re stu
dents working hard coward so
emthing we believe in, something
that we want you to benefit from.
We are not an arts magazine, a par
ody paper or tabloid. We are your
student-run news source.
-Zibby Pillore,
Editor-in-Chief OCTOBER 5, 2012 THE PIONEER LOG
NEWS 3
Green fee surplus used for students' sustainability projects
The 85 dollar green fee, instituted by the ASLC, covers 100 percent of campus electricity use.
BY MICHELLE CHERNACK
Staff Writer
Every year, undergraduate stu
dents have che option of paying an
additional 85 dollars along with tu
ition chat goes cowards the Green
Fee Fund.
The fund was scaned in 2003 as
a pare of the Green Power Initia
tive co purchase Renewable Energy
Certificates (RECs). Now, with a
surplus of money, students have a
chance co apply for gran cs to fund
sustainability related projects.
"The green fee was institut
ed several years ago by students
through ASLC legislation," said
Sustainability Manager Amy Dvor
ak. ''.And in the past it was cheaper."
When it was first implemented,
the fee was 20 dollars and it paid
for the RECs that represented 30
percent of the college's use.
"In 2010, they raised it co 85
dollars co cover 100 percent of the
electricity use," said Dvorak. "That
was cocally·student led." The fee itself is voluntary and
one has the choice co ope out. Ac
cording co the Green Power Initia
tive page on the school's website,
"We were able to go
out and find varying
prices and options
for us for renewable
energy certificates
and we presented
those to ASLC last
year and got feed
back from students
on which structure
we should [use] and
what fit the intent
and the values of
the green fee when
it was originally
started." 95 percent of students ani;1ually
pay the fee.
"The fee initially goes co just
buying those renewable energy cer
tificates and then what we found
was our electricity use had gone
down, our enrollment and our par
ticipation had gone up, so we had
chis place where we were getting
more money than we expected and
we needed less money co offset our
electricity use because (it] had been
going down for the lase five or six
years," said Dvorak.
That's when the surplus accu
mulated.
"What we had was this surplus
for the first rime in chat green en
ergy fee," said Dvorak. "So some
students put together a legislation
co create a fund committee co help
figure out ~hat co do with the re
maining money and also establish
the fund based on the surplus so it
would be related co sustainability."
With the extra money available,
students have the opportunity co
apply for grants co fund sustain
ability related projects. There is an application students must fill out
to win a mini grant of $1,000 or
less, a mid-sized grant of $1,001
to $10,000, or a mega grant of
$10,001 to $50,000. Only under
graduate students are eligible to ap
ply.
"When they first created the
fee, they were just thinking about
purchasing the renewable energy
certificates, they weren't even envi
sioning a world where you would
have more money than you could
spend," said Dvorak.
The surplus was never as big
as it is now. It is parcly due to lase
year's larger class size and a higher
participation lase year, as well as the
65 dollar increase.
As a result, "we were able to go
out and find varying prices and op
tions for us for renewable energy
certificates and we presented those
to ASLC lase year and got feedback
from students on which structure
we should [use] and what fie che in
tent and the values of the green fee
when it was originally started," said
Dvorak. "And so through doing that,
we were able to gee a cheaper price
on the certificates which made the
fund even bigger."
Different energy providers were •
scoped out to gee options for pric
ing and location of projects. When
cheaper companies were found,
more money was sec aside ro be a
pare of student projects ..
"We got this website up and the
application in place at the end of
spring term lase year," said Dvorak.
"Now the goal is to get as much
student feedback and enthusiasm
and have that provide the opportu
nity for additional projects that re
ally make sense and that are really
well supported by students."
Now all chat awaits is more ap
plicants.
. "This is a student empower
ment opportunity to gee the ser
vices, the projects and the oppor
tunities. This is for the students,
about the students, [and] all done
by students," said Dvorak. "It's a
pretty big fund that's available, so
the more the merrier."
Law students lead the way to
campaign finance reform
BY RACHELLE HANSON
Staff Writer
Mallorie Grehn and J .J. Eng
land are rwo individuals who genu
inely embody Mahatma Gandhi's
famous words, "Be the change you
wish co see in the world".
These Lewis & Clark second
year law students saw che issue of
campaign financing as a dire flaw
in American politics and cook ac
tion by creating an online grass
roots movement, $3 For Change.
Both Grehn and England, as
law students, are familiar with rul
ings and Supreme Court decisions,
such as Citizens United, which
deal with the issue of campaign fi
nancing.
• Through internships for politi
cians and working on various cam-paigns in New Jersey, Wisconsin
and here in Oregon, each has also
gotten a firsthand glimpse into a
world where according to England
"wealthy donors ace as puppeteers
pulling the strings" when it comes
to political agendas. Early in their
political careers, both students
agree fully that finance reform is
"quite simply, one of the most im
portant and intractable issues of
• " our nme.
Less than 30 days ago, after
hearing an online statement made
by President Barack Obama en
dorsing campaign finance reform,
inspiration struck.
That night, they created a
website designed to target spe
cific candidai:es who, like Presi
dent Obama, publically endorse
campaign finance reform. People were then encouraged to donate
$3 dollar "money bombs" direccly
to these candidates, showing their
support. According to Grehn, the
"Both students
agree fully that fi
nance reform is
'quite simply, one
of the most impor
tant and intrace
able issues of our
time.' Less than 30
days ago, after hear
ing a statement by
Obama .. .inspiration
struck." goal of their $3 For Change pro
gram "is co give people a means to
send a message."
Another point emphatically
stressed by Grehn during our in
terview was the desire to keep this
grassroots online movement entire
ly bipartisan.
She and England both believe
that neither the political agendas
of republicans nor those of demo
crats have any chance of being ad
dressed while big corporations are
using their campaign donations as
a means to promote their own self
ish interests. Mose importantly, for
$3 For Change is the "matter of
bringing the agenda back co what
the voters actually want and care
about".
As the program is less than a
month old and is already gaining a good deal of support and media
exposure, Grehn and England are
both optimistic when looking into
the future. Iri the days preceding
the election this November, $3 For
Change will continue to try and
raise awareness and support sur
rounding the issue of campaign
finance reform, and if the first 30
days are any indicator, will be very
successful in their efforts.
Grehn and England also both
expressed interest in teaming up
with an undergraduate student
who has a concern for politics and
is technically skilled in social media
and web development.
Those with any interest in intern
ing/or $3 For Change are invited to
email Mallorie Grehn at mallorie@
youfixcampaignfinance. org. 4 THE PIO EER LOG
NEWS OCTOBER 5, 2012
Police arrest Lake Oswego tnurder suspect Erik Meiser
The College lifted the alert on campus after authorities arrested Meiser in Corvallis. Meiser has an extensive history of violence.
BY HAYLEY TRIVETT
Editor-in-Chief
Campus Safety Director Tim
O'Dwyer instated a campus-wide
alert to avoid Tryon Creek Park
after a burglar murdered 57 year
old Fritz Hayes the morning of
Monday, Sepe. 17 in Lake Oswego.
Five days lacer, Clackamas County
authorities caught che alleged bur
glar, Erik Meiser, a repeat criminal
with a violent history. Police sus
pect Meiser attacked when Hayes
and his wife returned to their home
from a morning walk
"One of my housemaces has a
deathly fear of people breaking in,
so it was very tense. le was all too
real. There is no way you can pre
dict how char sort of thing will cum
our," said Hannah Miller ('14), a
resident nor far from Tryon Creek.
With the words "hare" and "neo
Nazi" tattooed on his body, many
news sources have identified him as •
a white supremacist. However, ac
cording to The Oregonian, Meiser's
wife claims co have "renounced his
neo-Nazi past years ago."
PHOTOS FROM OREGONLIVE.COM The College has lifted rhe alert,
as Police arrested Meiser in Corval
lis and is now in confinement with
out bail on counts of aggravated
murder and burglary. The state of
Utah also has a warrant our for his
arrest in relation co another scab
bing. Police suspect Erik Meiser (left) murdered Fritz Hayes in Lake Oswego. An alert went out on campus because investigators briefly focused their search on Tryon Creek Park
but Hayes ultimately was found in Corvallis.
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OPINION
Eating up pseudoscience: hysteria over maize
BY CALEB DIEHL
Staff Writer
Your food is eating you. According to
some environmental activists and granola
eaters, your food is draining years from your
life and smiting you with fatal diseases. Even
worse, the food is controlled by massive cor
porations who derive profit from our species'
pain. Generically modified food is easier and
cheaper to produce than organic alternatives.
Bue it might give you cancer.
A French study recently found that ge
netically engineered corn caused cancer in
rats. Almost all corn in the United Scares is
genetically enhanced. Corn is also in almost
every modern food, so a concerned public
reasoned char carcinogens muse also be in
almost every modern food. The experiment
promptly incited panic.
The French scientists, however, hardly de
serve their ride. Their methods were riddled
with inaccuracy and carelessness. The con
trol group, for instance, was comprised only
of l O male and 10 female rats and was signif
icantly smaller than rhe exper(menral group.
With large numbers, a discrepancy between
the number of subjects in each group is not
an obstacle ro statistical resting. Ten or 20
individuals, however, cannot create a large
enough sample ro allow the experimenters ro
generalize their results ro larger populations.
The study also used a variety of mice that
dominate cancer research because of their
tendency ro develop large rumors. Even
though experimenters recorded in a pa
per published in The Journal of Food and
Chemical Toxicology thar "30% control
males (three in rocal) and 20% females (only
two) died spontaneously, while up ro 50%
males and 70% females died in some groups
on diets containing the GM maize," inade
quate variability prohibits the experimenters
from generaljzing these results ro wider pop
ulations without encountering resistance.
This is also science. Phrases like "some groups" and "only two or three" expose the
immaturity of the researchers' argument.
There isn't just "some" difference between
matter and energy or gravity on Earth and
in space.
The imprecise scientists managed ro raise
alarm with nothing other than single, de
clarative sentences. They concluded that the
GM corn contained roxic ingredients, but
observed that, "The race of mortality was nor
proportional ro the treatment dose." So if
I gee a lot of arsenic inro my system, that's
probably better than just a little. Eat up your
arsenic just like your generically enhanced
vegetables.
The French should nor be celling us how
ro grow our corn. In America, we have entire
stares devoted ro growing corn, scares whose
only claim ro ignificanr achievement is the
production of corn. And if the roxicicy of
GM foods actually decreases as we eat more
of them, chat's an American solution. We
have most of the global obese population.
I don't really care if the science.was bad. I
don't care if lllY food might allow cancer ro
fester and knock years off my life. Because
of the proliferation of modern scientific re
search, everything can give us cancer. The
sun has that mysterious power. So do plastic
water boccies, and maybe even soda.
One our of every two men will probably
develop cancer in chei,r lifetime, so accept it.
Cancer is almost inevitable. You might as
well enjoy your cancer-free time allotment
by soaking up the sun and eating the food
you wane.
Another problem arises when we concern
place the face char we wouldn't even have rhe
chance ro develop cancer unless a giant in
dustrialized superstructure fed us all. le has
about seven billion other people ro feed, and
it doesn't even accomplish that cask. Even
ostensibly organic foods are processed in
industrial complexes with methods that en
vironmental advocates could question. Or
game farmers cannot compete in the market
WOE IS ME
STUDENTS VS. OLCC
BY JAKE BARTMAN
Opinion Editor
You know, without the OLCC, we'd all
be dead in pool of vomit. Thank God they
managed ro snatch all the fake IDs chat they
did. If they hadn't, there would be teenag
ers drinking all over the place, like we were
in France, or England, or Germany, or Nor
way, or Spain, or Icaly, or any given Latin
American country, or -well, you gee the
idea. Without vigorous persecution of un
derage drinkers, we jusr wouldn't~<: living in
America anymore (which, as we all know is
the Land of the Free and the Home of rhe
Brave).
Bur, in all seriousness, I have ro admit: I
wonder about those OLCC agents. I won
der what they think about as they write $200
rickets for a 20 year-old walking back from
a parry with a BAC of .08. Are they hap
py about it? Do they genuinely think that
they're doing a good deed?
It's hard ro say. Certainly they would
point ro the face that our community has
only seen two hapless parcygoers shipped off
ro the hospital for over-imbibing this year,
as though the definition of "preventative ac
tion" is writing drunk kids tickers so char
they'll be smart enough ro drink and drive
the next rime they go ro a parry. Certainly
writing rickets teaches college srudenrs char
drinkjng is wrong and that they ought ro
grow up ro be grouchy cops who don't break but merely exploit the law, which is clearly a
much better way ro have fun on weekends,
and ro make some money, roo.
I chink the Opinion piece that graced
lase week's News section makes all this ex
ceedingly clear. The article ought also ro be
praised for elucidating just how in the wrong
srudenrs are when they choose ro imbibe
before age 21: that drinking places one not
only in violation of national, state and lo
cal laws, but even in violation of the code
of conduce they chemselve sign on entering
college, makes clear that drinkjng is an un
speakable sin. le should have been obvious ro
anyone who signed the form that drinking is
highly immoral and that one cannot hope ro
preserve a scrap of integrity while doing so.
o, the heart of the issue is this: drinking
doesn't suddenly go from immoral ro moral
when one turns 21, thanks ro an arbitrary
law handed down from on high. The alco
holic who chooses ro drink instead of buy
ing food for his family may be immoral, bur
ir' hard to say the same of a college student
sipping a beer on a arurday night with a
few friends. What's been lose in the debate
inspired by the OLCC shir-srorm is recogni
tion of the amusingly obvious idea that mo
rality is not black and white, even if the law
is involved. Unless both parties can approach
the issue with this in mind, progress can't be
made, and further discussion is pointless and
irrelevant, just like NASCAR or the presi
dential debates. if they fail ro modernize their methods. No
one i our there plowing fields with a horse,
harvesting the produce with their family and
crusted friends and stocking it by hand on
your grocery score shelves.
The latest medical scare has managed to
lavish even more attention on pseudo-sci
entists who rormenr the infallibly ignorant
public with unsupported theories. Images
and sound bites released by the study have
circulated endlessly on the internet, the pur
veyor of rabid stupidity, and allowed con
sumers ro easily waste energy that could have
been spenr on finding deeper facts.
A number of complex health issues prob-ILLUSTRATION BY ALINA LARSON
ably reside within GM food. But our food
production and distribution systems have
seen no unconaollable epidemics, no apoca
lyptic scenarios. The real faces cake rime and
effort ro surface. As a society eeking ro re
sponsibly feed a rapidly inAacing population,
we cannot allow convenience samples and
internee trends to define the science of the
future.
Editor's note: Several news sources including
the Chiccago Tribune have since challenged the
French scientists mentioned.
Social media:
so what?
BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
Editor-in-Chief
I am really sick of hearing about social
media. I use it every single day, I check Face
book, Twitter and lnstagram on my phone
between classes and the second I wake up. I
guess you could say I have some sort of ad
diction, but the thing is, I know I'm not the
only one.
Our generation is one bred by social me
dia. We are conditioned ro know the mun
dan~ derails on one another's lives. We are
inexplicably curious about what someone
ate for lunch. We are hopeless slaves ro pixels
and 140-character blurbs. And many issues
char permeate our society can be linked ro
our addiction ro media-obesity, shorter at
tention spans, messed up sleeping patterns,
the rapid decline in an interest in paper me
dia, the list goes on and on.
And while this may seem bad, or scary, or
like the earth is shacterLng and the sky is fall
mg because kids "don't read books," I think it
is kind of cool. I mean, I think I turned out
okay. I go to a good school, have a decent so
cial life and have managed somehow to have
jobs and internships. I still read newspapers, -,
•Mm.~
in fact, I read 7he Pioneer Log in its enrirecy
at lease twice before it hits newsstands, and l
don't have any trouble sleeping at night.
Society's phobia of new media is un
founded and boring. Social media allows
users ro connect instantly about current
events-Wednesday night's debate, for ex
ample. I couldn't warch, but I was able ro
follow the events throughout thanks ro my
Facebook and Twitter feeds. And when the
Pioneer Express broke down last weekend, l
wasn't left in rhe dust because I follow rhe
bus on Twitter.
Ir is true that you have ro be careful about
what you post, and char you should be aware
char your Twitter is mosr likely the first thing
char comes up when someone Googles you,
bur this houldn'r stop you or discourage you
from raking advantage of social media. My
summer internship? I found ir on Twirrer.
My summer job? ame thing.
In my opinion, social media is a grear way
ro ler your colors show while still maintain
ing a respectable image. This medium knows
no bounds-millions of people all over the
world use rhese services everyday. Ir's the new
phonebook, the new dictionary and the pulp
in our digital OJ. Embrace it. 6 THE PIO EER LOG
OPINION OCTOBER 5, 2012
Cheating: whose fault is it, really?
BY KATRINA STAAF
Staff Writer
According to councless testimonials and
a seemingly unlimited amount of research,
cheating has become a pervasive epidemic in
high schools and colleges across the United
Scates. These anecdotes and findings parricu
larly point to a cu1ture of academic dishon
esty in affiuenc private high schools, which
continues to influence graduates of such
schools as they embark upon their college
careers. Cheating throughout high school is
hardly a strange concept, since studenrs are
inherencly encouraged co compete with one
another in the hopes of gaining admission
An open letter from
the students
of the
Divest Coal
Campaign
Dear President Glassner,
On behalf of the Lewis & Clark Divest
Coal Campaign, we thank you for consid
ering our request to meet with you. We are
looking forward to speaking with you about
ensuring that our ·endowment investments
uphold the college's commitment to respon
sible practices in issues of ecology, economy,
and equity.
Currencly, the coal industry is the single
greatest emitter of greenhouse gases, and
linked to severe matters of public health-in
2009, researchers with Physicians for Social
Responsibility linked coal pollution to four
our of five of the leading causes of death in
the U.S. Addirionally, coal companies often
exerr a disproportionate share of their nega
tive impacts on low-income and minority
communities. The need for action to address
these issues of di mace change and environ
mental justice has never been more urgent.
LC has taken significant action to address
environmental problems in recent years,
culminating in, among other achievements, co their colleges of choice. I felc chac com
petition-induced cheating was a prominent
issue at my New England public high school
because there is such a large concentration
of colleges in the regiot?; multiple qualified
students from the same high school will ap
ply to the same prestigious college, bur the
college will only accept a limited quantity of
students from each high school. From this
perspective, the pressure on high school stu
dents to outdo each other (even in the small
est ways) is immense.
Bur the issue is far greater at private
secondary school institutions, based on
what I've heard from friends who attended
elite college preparatory boarding schools. Though many public school students are
college-bound, most private school attend
ees aspire coward the Ivy League or presti
gious liberal arcs colleges. There is also an
alleged attitude of enticlement in these
schools, in that a number of students ex
pect an automatic advantage in the college
admissions process solely due to the great
reputations of their private high schools.
While college populations obviously con
tain graduates of both public and private
high schools, a study by the Ad Council and
Educational Testing Service indicates that
the latter demographic cannot shed the dis
honest tactics that have become second na
ture: 75 ro 98 percent of students who cheat
Letters to th·e Editor ILLUSTRATION BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
in college developed the habit at competitive
high schools.
Ac LC, public school graduates com
prise a majority of the student population,
which hopefully means that most students
have nor felt particularly compelled to cheat
during their academic careers. Furthermore,
LC is a private college with a rigorous honor
code intended ro promote the importance
of learning for the sake of learning. As with
any college, some students will do anything
co get ahead. Bur to my delight, I've encoun
tered few individuals who do not share in the
universal liberal arts aspiration coward true
education; competition is for the confused.
our recognition by the Sierra Club as one of
the mosr sustainable schools in the country.
These are encouraging signs, bur as the coal
industry continues its egregious practices
with liccle incentive for accouncability, there
is much more we can do to further our prog
ress as an environmentally conscious institu
tion. There is no better opporcunity for our
school to demonstrate its leadership than to
rake action now and divest coal in favor of
environmentally and socially responsible al
ternatives. Response to "Like a Bosse" in issue 1
As active campus community members,
we are dedicated co implementing sustain
ability practices in all university operations.
By withdrawing financial support from the
coal industry and reinvesting in innovative
alrernacives, LC can set a strong and sym
bolic precedent that no other college in the
nation has yet achieved. By ensuring chat
our college endowment funds are coal-free,
we have the opporcunity to demonstrate real
leadership in sustainability initiatives and
catalyze a systemic transition coward smarter
investment options for campuses across the
country.
We are excited about the prospect of
working with you co ensure that the college
exercises positive and sustainable investment
practices and look forward to hearing from
you to schedule a meeting about this press
ing issue.
Sincerely,
Students of the Divest Coal Campaign at
Lewis & Clark Thank you for calling attention to the
lack of an online news source specifically de
signed for students.
As you mention, The Source is designed
co keep faculty and staff up to dare about
important campus news and events. While
it contains a lot of information faculty and
staff need to know because we work here,
it also delivers nice-co-know content char
informs us about our colleagues and offers
ways for us to connect with the Lewis &
Clark community. The Source also eliminates
email overload, and exists to generally make
life easier for all employees.
So while there are many reasons faculty
and staff need their own news source, you
are absolutely right char studenrs have the
same need.
To this end-your ears must have been burning-the Office of Public Affairs and
Communications and the Office of the
Dean of Students are currencly working to
develop a site similar co The Source thar·gath
ers news and events, announcements and
other pertinent information specifically for
students. We have hired students co research
best practices on how ro have better means
of communication at a college like ours. Ad
ditionally, these students will help design the
new site, with the goal of purring together
content in a dynamic and helpful format.
If anyone is interested in helping create
the new sire or offering feedback when we
launch a beta version, please email sdife@
ldark.edu.
We appreciate your diligence as a reporter
and hope this helps shed some light on this
important matter.
Thank you and keep writing!
Best,
Anna Gonzalez, Dean of Students
Vanessa Holmgren, Communications
Officer for Public Relations
The Pioneer Log accepts and encour
ages letters to the editor from all
students, staff, faculty and commu
nity members. Submissions should
be kept under 350 words and sent
to piolog@gmail.com. APRIL 13, 2012 THE PIONEER LOG
STYLE SOURCE
Inspired by a love for Seattle and screen printing, Mali Smith recently helped launch
the shirt company Urban Phlight. Beyond making profit, Smith hopes to recover some
student debt with the project and eventually do the same for others.
Tell us a little bit about the start
of Urban Phlight.
I have chis friend [Carly] from
high school who I used to do a
lot of screening with. We'd do it
really casually, like the first screen
we ever did we built che screen
ourselves and it was really shitty.
We were using chis tiny saw and
random stuff we found in her ga
rage ... It was really rickety. But
[we were] just kind of experi
menting wich what we could do
ourselves ... One of che things we
ended up making, I chink eicher
our last year of high school, or
freshman or sophomore year in
college when we were both home
over the summer, were the 206
shirts, which is the eattle area
code, with the hand [silhouettes].
It turned out really well [and] we
were really happy wich that de
sign. We didn't really chink about
it for a long time, [until] recent
ly. .. This summer we were hang
ing our and she was like, "I really
want to start a shirt company."
And I was like "Ye.tll, I want to be
a part of chat." And we did.
How does your personal interest
in style and clothing influence
the line?
I thi~k chat's originally why we
liked making stuff -we could
make it and then we could wear
it. It was something that was
unique, it wasn't something char
was our there already, which I like
the idea of.
What was the inspiration for
the design?
We really love Seattle. I chink
we're fond of really anyone loving
where chey come from, which i
why we liked che idea of a whole line of shirts. But we really love
Seattle. And so kind of repping
your city is a fun idea to us. And
yeah, [Carly] was like "What if we
made shirrs wich 206 our of che
silhouet~ of hands?" And we did
it.
What ways are you trying to
promote your line within the
city you love?
We're trying to send a shirr to
Macklemore because we're big
fans of his... In high school,
we first scarred listening to his
sruff, when he was doing chese
little tiny shows, still kind of a
no-name guy. So that kind of
epitomizes my youch in Seattle.
Because he's gotten so huge in Se
attle recen rly, and he's become not
only a really famous musical artist
he's become sore of a tyle icon as
well, we thought it'd be awesome
if we sent him a shirr, and if he'd
wear it that'd be spectacular. So I
actually sent him a Facebook mes
sage, because he does nor have a
physical address. Back in che day
you used to be able to get their
fan mail address and send· chem
whatever you want, and these
days chat's just nor how it works.
So now we first have to work on
getting his attention, which I'm
sure a lot people are trying to do
char right now. If we get his ad
dress we'd love to get him a shirr
and see bim rep it. I feel like he
would be down wich our mission
and our shared love of Seattle.
How would you react if you saw
him wearing one of your own
shirts?
I'd probably freak our. I'd be so
stoked. He's awesome. I think he's
a really fantastic human being. One of the things I really like
about your website is how
you're open with how you hope
to spend the profit. Could you
tell us a little more about that?
Ocher chan the fact chat people
like to make money, one of the
big reasons we are hoping to be
successful in chis endeavor is we're
boch students... [and] we both
have quite a bit of sruden~ loans.
We're hoping if chis is successful
enough ir'U help us get out from
under chose and do what we want
to do after school without being
crushed by debt... So I haven't
really had an outsider's perspec
tive of, 'Oh, wow I like chis mes
sage' or 'I like this.' I'm waiting to
hear char respon e still. The hope
is that eventually if we [are] suc
cessful [with] chis we'll be able to
take what the busines will hope
fully do for us and give ·char back
to ocher people. The hope is that
we'd be able to do, I guess it's nor
a scholarship, bur a debt repay
ment plan for ~rudents chat are
getting out in the future, and be
able to help chem.
That's crazy ambitious.
Yeah, no it really is. And it's kind
of silly to chink about now when
we haven't gotten out of the red
yet, bur it would be really cool.
And l think it's cool to have a goal
in mind like that, ocher chan just,
"Lee's make a lot of money," bur
"Lee's make a lot of money and do
something good wich it."
lhe complete line can be found at
www.skreend. comlurbanphlight.
Stay updated with their progress
and forthcoming lines on Facebook
and Wordpress. 7
; ;
I
Smith shows off her Portland pride with one of the Urban Phlight 503 8 THE PIO EER LOG FEATURES
Better than hummus OCTOBER 5, 2012
Wondering
what to do
with that that
eggplant you
stole from the
Bon? Put it to
use in baba
ghanouj! Why must Pioneers pay so much to park?
BY KEVIN RYAN
Staff Write,
Baba ghanouj is at the heart of Middle
Eastern cuisine; it is an appetizer for almost
every meal, usually chilled and accompanied
by pica. Baba ghanouj roughly uanslaces co
"Eggplant Puree." Yes, it is usually spelled
with an "sh" at the end, but chat sound is ac
tually further from the actual pronunciation,
which works better in an Am~rican tongue
with a "j."
This eggplant dip is extremely popular;
I can see why, given char it combines salty,
bitter, smoky, nutty and acidic flavors. Baba
ghanouj truly showcases all possible aspects
of an eggplant, and almost everyone has a
different opinion on how co make it: some
claim you must roast the eggplant on a grill,
ochers swear by adding paprika, the list goes
on. Like all good ethnic dishes, every family
makes jt a little bit differently.
The main ingredient in baba ghanouj is
eggplant. Since they are a member of the
berry family, eggplants become more bit
ter as they grow, due co the accumulation
of more seeds. A little bitterness is good in
a baba ghanouj, but coo much can mess it
up completely. Medium sized eggplants with
taut skin indicate perfect ripeness for making
baba ghanouj. Tahini (roasted sesame paste)
is also very important when making proper
baba ghanouj. Ir's easy co find in most gro
cery scores, usually in the ethnic foods aisle.
Finally, a food processor, blender or mortar
and pestle is ideal for mixing. l have all of
these items, but here I make it old school
with just a bowl and a wooden spoon. Ingredients:
-1 medium-w-l.1rgc eggplant
-1 kmon. juiced
-2 garlic cloves. minced
-3 rable;poons cahini paste
-11/~ teaspoons kosher salt.
plus mort: for sprinkling
-2 tahlespoons extra virgin olive oil.
plm more for brushing
-black pepper
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the whole eggplant in a howl with the
other ingredients .111d mash. pressing a
spoon against rhe side of the bowl and
spinning rhc bowl until all the ingrl'Ji
enrs are mashed and thoroughly incor
porated. Add some honey if it is too bit
ter. Transfer ro :i. slullow howl and chill.
Ir will keep for about ., week. Serve by
drizzling some oli\'e oil over rhc wp.
Law school welcomes
Distinguished Visiting
Animal Advocate
BY BEAU BROUGHTON
Features Editor
Last week the Center for Animal Law
Studies at Lewis & Clark welcomed its first
Distinguished Visiting Animal Advocate to
campus. President and CEO of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty co Animals Los
Angeles (spcaLA), Madeline Bernstein spoke
at various animal law courses, as welJ as at
the Oregon Humane ociety while in Port
land.
Bernstein, who has at least two decades of
experience in the field of animal protection,
also serves as an invaluable resource for chose
looking to jump into nonprofit manage
ment. Bernstein shared some of her tips with
the Animal Law LLM seminar class during
her visit. She also shared recommendations
for anybody looking co become profession
ally involved in the animal protection move
ment and had some advice to share with 7he
Pioneer Log for any undergraduates looking
at law school and the nonprofit sector after
graduation.
"There's no privacy in running a non
profit. You might as well walk out there na
ked," claimed Bernstein, in chat nonprofits are inherently dependent on public support
and funding co maintain success. "You be
come the property of the public."
As for the utility of an education in law,
Bernstein stated, "Anybody can look up a
law. Law school separates you from the aver
age person because it teaches you how co be a
superior thinker." No matter your profession
after graduation, Bernstein promises "you're
going co be better [at it] because of your law
degree."
For chose undergraduate students who
may be looking co attend law school and
work in the nonprofit seccor, Bernstein noces
chat the critical chinking and excellent writ
ing and reading skills encouraged by a liberal
arts education are highly valued. Regarding
social media and privacy, Bernstein surpris
ingly does not recommend posting pictures
of yourself naked with a beer can. "Why? Be
cause it's there forever."
For more information about the Cen
ter for Animal law Studies at Lewis &
Clark (CALS) and about Madeline Bern
stein, visit http:I/Law.LcLark.edulcenterslani
.maL_Law_studies/ or stop by Wood HaLL on the
law Campus. BY LINDSEY BOSSE
Staff Writer
Cars are one of rhe most expensive pos
sessions we will ever purchase. According
co the 2010 Consumer Expenditure Report,
the average cosc of owning a car is $7184 a
year. This includes purchase, fuel, insurance,
maintenance and ocher coses related co own
ing a vehicle. ongs by Wiz Khalifa, Merrie
and Pink Floyd have mentioned the paradox
of owning a car co gee co work and having a
job co pay for the car. It's a cyclical financial
battle.
At Lewis & Clark, the irony increases,
as employees must purchase parking per
mits. Students and employees pay the same
for parking on can1pus. This seems fair, buc
also suang~. On the one hand, every single
parking place is held equal, with the excep
tion of reserved parking spaces, which can be
$660 a year. On the ocher hand, the people
driving co school for work are paying just
as much as the people who are coming co
school to receive the education they fund
simultaneously. There is free coffee in the
break room, free access co computers and of
fice equipment and there is even the oppor
tunity once in awhile for employees co cake
classes ac discounted rates, yet parking stays
expensive.
Lewis&Clark
College I LC is by no means the only inscicucion
char charges their employees for parking. Ac
Portland State University, staff, faculty and
administrators pay monthly fees for parking
costing between $113 for a general parking
pass and $201 for a reserved space.
Conversely, employees at University of
Portland, including outside employees such
as Barnes & Noble and Bon Apperic employ
ees, park for free.
Ac PSU there is more opporrw1ity for on
street parking downtown; however, there is
no colerance for on street parking around the
UP.
According co Reed's web ire, cars have ro
be registered, bur there is no information re
garding parking permits (and in my experi
ence parking as an outside employee, I have
very seldom received parking violations).
Of course chis does nor include the sum
mer, when parking is free. Some employ
ees drive in the summer and then attempt
co switch co a bike or bus commute for as
long as possible co avoid parking fees. Ocher
employees "risk it" by parking and praying
that they don't come back ro their car with
a slip-chis is a highly practiced ritual by
chose who are lace co work and therefore coo
flustered co search for a daily parking pass
machine. 9
Q&A
with
ANNA
GONZALEZ
The Pioneer Log sat down with the new Dean of
Students to talk about everything from her take
on the food offerings at Lewis & Clark to
residency requirements to her long-term goals,
including those rumors about a pub on campus.
BY BEAU BROUGHTON
Features Editor
The Pioneer Log: How will your past experiences at
other institutions lend to your work at Lewis & Clark?
Anna Gonzalez: Almost 20 years as a professional student
affairs staff member has really helped me get to know stu
dents on different levels. It informs me in three ways. One is
chat I've learned to be able to appreciate the different com
munities on a campus. There isn't one identity, and [I've
learned to] appreciate thac. The second piece is that ... I've
learned how to assess that effectively: noc just to listen co one
group, but to proaccively go out and u e different tools of as
sessment. The third piece is then to actually use that knowl
edge co make change. And change doesn't have co be big. I
came from big universities. And often times what I appreci
ate is that change doesn't have co be big co make an impact,
and I'm learning that here.
I'm crying co make those litcle change that seem so little
yet so important. The Pioneer Express comes in at 7:06, the
Bon clo es at 7, and it's just depres ing co see the student go,
"I missed dinner!" So can we extend che Bon co be open until
7: 15? You know, it seems so small, bur how do we go about
making rho e small bur meaningful changes?
What are your primary goals as Dean of Students?
This year [I'm still] listening and learning, looking at
what are che needs of che campus, and in particular, our stu
dents. And then advocating for those needs. o the shore
term goals would be looking at che food and the food ser
vice, and ... looking at judicial processes. How transparent
is the process for students? I've heard students wanting to
know just what the judicial process is about. And specifi
cally with sexual assault issues, the new Title CX. So how do
we become good advocates for students, bur also have a fair
system for everyone? So I'm bringing in three colleagues in
Novemeber to look at our allies and advocacy program and
the judicial program. The third goal is looking ac ... how
well-prepared are our students for life after Lewis & Clark?
In your senior year are you prepared co [leave]? I'm not sure
we're doing as good a job as we can with chat. Those are my
three hon-term goals.
[ wane our srudencs to feel like they have a place and a
voice in the deci ions that we make. I'm just learning how I
can go about doing that.
What is your favorite thing about Lewis & Clark stu
dents? How have your prior thoughts and assumptions
about the student body changed after working with us for
some time?
Oh, I love the students! The students told me, when I
interviewed [for this position], that they're really chill. And
I said, "Really? Thar's great." It's only week four and you are
all busy! I'm happy co say you are highly engaged, motivated
student leaders. Students here rake the initiar.ive co do things
and to lead. Ir's fascinating co me. eriously, there are things
going on every day, and if it's nor on campus they know how
co gee down the hill co Pordand and other places. I love char!
I'm like, "Oh my gosh!" I'm a little surprised, because when
they interviewed me [the students] were like, "Oh, we relax,
we cake walks at Tryon." I mean, I rake a hike at Tryon!
Ir's just fascinating how engaged students are. Students
have a serious ownership, like the paper _is a student-run
paper and the radio station is a student-run radio station. I
don't think people know that about private schools. THE PIO EER LOG
FEATURES
How can the student body improve its own on-campus
experience?
I think there's rwo ways. One is char, I feel like as admin
istrators, we need ro be present co remind students co talk ro
us. I put the onus on me and on my colleagues and my own
staff It's not always easy to make change, bur we can cell you
how you can do that on your own or however you want co.
I chink students should also gee co know comminees, and
their representatives on committees. For example, we have
ASLC. We have a Sustainability Council that has student
representatives. I hope that these student representatives will
[do] outreach co other students. Bur if nor, I hope that stu
dents go co their representatives, because they're representing
their voice. As administrators we sometimes can't gee out co
all 2,000 people, so we Look co the few elected folk.
What were your motivations for living on campus?
I love it! Every administrator should live on campus
[laughs]. We're a residential campus. Our first rwo years of
students have co live on campu . I wanted co know what life
i like here on the hill. I wanted co gee a sense of what hap
pens, what goes on. You know, different people cell me, bur I
wan red co see it. Parr of me was r.his lack of disbelief. Part of
me was like, "What? What do you mean there's no place co
get a coffee until noon on undays?" They were right. Bur the
motivation [co live here] was the students themselves.
The Pioneer Express is great when it runs. Ir's highly
packed and dangerously filled Friday evenings and Saturdays,
so we're tracking usage and !erring Facilities know. During
the peak hours, how much would it rake co add a small bus?
I would have heard about it, bur it would have been hard for
me co really see it if I didn't live on campus. Ir's been a great
experience. Ir's been really fun. I'm gonna miss it [when I
move off campus].
What is your favorite thing about Portland?
I love Pordand! I'm a foodie, so I first have co say that [my
favorite thing]_ is the different foods. And you don't have co
be rich co cry all kinds of food in Portland. Thar's what I love,
that the food is so accessible. You can gee cheap bur good
ears.
I love the vibrancy. I love that there's music in every cor
ner. There's always something going on. Portland is great
in the summer, and I kept wishing that students were there
in the summer. I love the different neighborhoods of Port
land and wish char our students could see all of rhe different
neighborhoods because they're all just so different from one
another.
Now that we're done with summer, what are you look
ing forward to most this coming school year?
I'm really excited co see ... eleven more weeks of student
led events just throughout the fall, and throughout the rest of
the academic year. I'm more curious than excited co see how
students really balance academic life and this heavily engaged
co-curricular life. Because I think that's where, as Dean of
Students, I need co step in and figure out how to help them
if they need the help.
Student affairs is having four foci this year-wellness, aca
demic and leadership development, co-curricular learning,
and diversity-and how do we do it all? Where are we suc
cessful and on what points do we need co improve? OCTOBER 5, 2012
PHOTO BY HANNAH PRINCE
Where do you see Lewis & Clark in 10 years?
In 10 years I'd like co see Lewis & Clark College as the
campus that answers why liberal arts is important. Thar's ac
tually one of the reasons I applied [co chis position]. I grad
uated from liberal arts colleges for my undergrad, masters
and PhD, so I'm very liberal arcs-minded and I knew what it
meant for me as a student. I think it many ways I'm a better
humanise with my liberal arts experience. I think I'm a criti
cal thinker. I question a lot. "Sorry, I ask a lot of questions,
I'm from the liberal arcs." Thar background is in me and I
learned that through all of that rime in a liberal arcs educa
tion. I think it's important [co see] why it's important for me
and why it's important for the world. 10 years from now, our
students' successes and what our students are doing will be
the answer to why the liberal arcs i important.
[ a k my staff this, coo. Why do you work at a liberal arcs
college when you can work any place else?
And what's this rumor of you wanting to have a pub on
campus? We can't leave without you talking about that!
l believe that if students live on campus, we will have a
more engaged student life. There are shared experiences that
happen on the campus. I also believe that we shouldn't force
people after their second year [co live on campus]. We need
co provide the students with an outlet co make really ma
ture decisions. I trust the student , and I cru r that they'll
hold themselves accountable to make chose right decisions. 1
haven't mer a student here yet who hasn'r done that.
Because you're a student at Lewis & Clark, we need co
have better offerings of food and entertainment and activi
ties, and one of those is a pub. Ir would increase safery. If
students live on campus and they drink here they can walk
home, and I don't have co worry if they're drinking and driv
ing up and down the hill. There's staff here. Their peers are
here. I'm not blind co the fact char students drink. I think it's
a face char college students do. I think that in the right atmo
sphere they can do it safely in a legitimate place on campus
if they are 21.
I don't know if it's gonna happen, bur I'm hoping, and I
put that as one of my suggestions for the food review con
sultant co consider and see if it's possible on campus. I think
char it's a place char we can show responsible drinking. The
institutions that I [previously worked at] had pubs for the
faculty and staff and students and the community and it was
a nice, safe, normative environment. We need co treat people
like adults. [ just think it will help enhance student life.
We don't need co pretend to think you just drink Kool
Aid and lattes, we need co think about how we can provide a
safe place for [the students who choose co drink].
I'm really ex~ired co be here. I went co the Davis Scholars
welcome event for some of our international students and
many of them said they're surprised ac how many people here
say "hi" co you even if they don't know you. And I feel the
same way. I walk around campus and people say 'hi". Ir's a
really engaging place, and I'm excited about chat.
Anna Gonzalez, Dean of Students, can be reached at
annag@lclark.edu or in her office in East (across from Maggie's).
Or you can plan on meeting up with her at the pub, hopefal!J
sometime in the near future. OCTOBER 5, 2012
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.. PoWl>ll's Books on Hawthorne HllO
2mo THE PIONEER LOG FEATURES
BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
Editor-in-Chief
Since 1839, people have been
using photography as a means of
artistic expression. Through the
ages, it's evolved quite a bit-from
color processing ro Polaroid instant
film-and in our modern age it
seems anyone is qualified ro take a
picture of anything; our pockets are
the new camera bag, our fingers the
new shutter.
This evolucio_n took time, and
technology is still catching up with
itself. Everyday we are inundated
with new apps and ways to use our
camera, new models, designs and
updates to keep our eyes and fin
gers occupied. The most popular of
these technologies is lnscagram.
Launched in October of 2010,
the photo-sharing social media app
was only available for iPhone; in
April of 2012 the app expanded
across devices ro include the An
droid operating system. Soon, with
just a few taps of the touchscreen,
millions of users across the world
could be connected instantly.
So what? Can't we do these
things with Facebook or Twitter?
"On Facebook you have ro be
someone's friend already to have a
conversation with chem," said Lew
is & Clark's Director ofNew Media
Morgan Grether. "With lnscagrarn
and location tags, you don't have to
have any connection to someone
to start to have a conversation with
them. And its not about your per
sonality, its about a shared experi
ence in Madrid or somewhere."
Grether has nearly 190,000 fol
lowers on lnstagram, but he doesn't
do it for the fame. "You can have
actual, fun, meaningful conversa
tions with people over a location,
or the artistic side of the photo-
grether
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graph," he said. "That can lead ro
real friendships."
With an abundance of filters,
borders and cropping options
available, cellphone photogra
phers can manipulate their photos
in new and fun ways. Wane a blue
tint? Try Nashville. Want more
contrast? Hit Lo-Fi.
"lt is so fun ro have people
pushing themselves artistically,
wanting co push themselves ro be
creative, and having the rools to
have themselves make something
interesting," said Grether.
With the location cag feature,
added in 2012, it is easy ro find
users around you-even LC has
a tag. Each days, students, staff,
faculty and visitors upload images
from LC. The Manor House, dorm
rooms, river parties and Bon meals
have all been subject ro lnstagram
sharing. Where Twitter condensed
blogging (allowing users only 140
characters ro say what they mean),
Inscagram condenses our daily
happenings. Photos of the football
game can be taken, edited and dis
persed ro multiple different social
media sites in a matter of seconds.
And there, immortalized forever in
pixels, is a memory-a connection.
The social media has proven to
be a valuable tool, especially for
college students.
"I chink a huge part of learning
is not in the classroom with a pro
fessor. You go ro college and you
have places like Maggie's where you
can strike up a conversation with
people and just talk ro people
there need ro be more spaces like
that at LC, where people are en
couraged ro talk to one another.
There's no reason people at LC
shouldn't be connecting over [th\s
technology)."
"Students can benefit from it in
'.ztbbypill
2mo the same way they can benefit from
other social media-by staying
connected," said Rafaela Castaldo
('15). "I appreciate the simplicity
of it."
Inscagram encourages users ro
connect with each other. Follow
ing a trend that Grether helped ro
scare, lnstagram "meet ups" happen
all over the world. Users are able
ro gather together and talk, pho
tograph and share stories and skills
together.
"It's a no brainer... you're all
hanging out in the same city, why
not all meet up and take pictures
together?" said Grether. "We do
Portland meet ups ac least once a
month ... we walk around Portland
and it's a very social thing. We're
extending this social medium be
yond the device."
Do meet ups have a future at
LC? With so many students snap
ping photos and sharing chem
across the web, it is certainly pos
sible. With lnstagram, students can
create social environments wher
ever they go. Two students study
ing in Wanek could share a photo,
realize they are experiencing the
same mid-term stress, and connect
over a study break. The possibilities
are endless.
Though lnstagram is limited ro
Anroid and Apple operating sys
tems, the app is growing everyday,
and since its merger with Facebook
in April, opportunity for expan
sion is endless. An lnscagram app is
even available for Google Chrome,
allowing users to scroll through
their feed while doing homework
or checking Facebook.
"The app itself is a social medi
um, not just a rool ro push things
out," said Grether, whose photos
are featured here, along with selec
tions from the Lewis & Clark tag. 10 OCTOBER 5, 20l2
PHOTO THE PlO EER LOG
ARTS
OF THE WEEK
PHOTOGRAPHED BY DESIREE ETZEL ('14)
"THESE LOVELY PEOPLE ARE WEARING THE TRADITIONAL
ATTIRE TO CELEBRATE LAS PALLAS IN VALENCIA, SPAIN."
[ 0 UT]
of this World
BY LINDSEY BOSSE
Stoff Writer
Last year, Olivia Erlanger ('12) birthed a thought child with
10 white walls and endless possibilities. After securing a gram
from the Student Academic Affairs Board (SMB), she was able
to construct these walls as an outdoor arr gallery exhibit below
the reflecting pond. The walls have also been used to imitate the
Berlin Wall in Templeton and were recognized as one of the top
three exhibits during Reed's Art Week last year according to Porr
landart. net.
The walls, when serving as a gallery space, recontextualize the
artwork that takes up the white space. Instead of being in a gallery
indoors, where viewers are constricted co tracing rhe edges of a
square, these walls break the cube-you could make a room from
the walls, bur why would you need co?
The walls have been the source of many opportunities for arr
enthusiasts on campus. They have given more space to student
artists interested in holding shows and have given students who
wish to curate the opportunity to learn planning and placing arr
events.
The first [ 0 U T E R] Space show of the year will take place
today in the Carriage Circle and will mark the opening of the _
wall's shows on campus for the year. There is no stated theme,
just an inaugural show to get the year starred and artists excited.
Member Spencer Byrne-Seres (' 13) notes that the group hopes
to do two co three shows a semester, but is open co doing more
if other students and groups are interested in using the walls for
their presentations. So far, the group char works on [ 0 UT E R]
Space is comprised of art srudents from all four years, bringing
experience, excitement and ideas.
However, the walls cake a lor of work. They muse constantly
be maintained-sanded, spackled, painted, etc. The group is cur
renrly looking to gee 10 more walls to keep up with the high de
mand and success in sharing artwork all over Portland with stu
dents and professional Portland artists. Essentially, these 4 x 8 ft.
walls open o many doors for all sores of people who can think of
a possible project that would benefit from free flowing walls char
can be easily transported. Ir's a revolutionary idea as far as outdoor
galleries go, especially for the Lewis & Clark campus, bur also the
Portland community as well. Check out [ 0 UT E R] Space to
day in the Carriage Circle, or in Albany if there is rain. Arts & Culture
Calendar
October 5-6 -One-Act Festival -Fir Acres Theatre
This festival of one-acts commences at 7:30 p.m. each night, with an additional IO pm showing on Friday.
LeW'is & Clark •
October 4-6 -Reed Theatre: The Rocky Horror No Picture Show
Watch a shadow cast try and perform the midnight ritual at The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This sh6w
will commence at 7: 15 p.m., with an additional l O p. m. show on Friday. The cost for LC studenrs is $2.
Visit Reed' website for ticketing information.
Reed College Black Box Theatre, 3203 SE Woodstock Blvd.
October 7-11-Bill W.-Cinema 21
A documentary focusing on the life of Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder Bill Wilson. Discounted $5
student admission.
616 NW 21st Ave.
October 8 -James W. Rogers Concert, Motion Captured -Agnes Flanagan Chapel
This annual concert presents music by a mixture of different on-campus groups and ensembles. This year's
theme is music capturing the rhythm of dance.
October 8 -Thee Oh Sees -Doug Fir Lounge
Doors open at 8 p.m. for a 9 p.m. show. Tickets are $13.
830 E. Burnside St.
October 8 -Naomi Hume Visiting Artist Lecture -Miller Hall 102 at 5 pm
Naomi Hume's presentation is part ofLC's critic lecrure series.
October 9 -MILK -Council Chambers at 7 pm
Screening of the film in which Sean Penn plays San Francisco's first openly gay public official, Harvey
Milk.
October 10 -Xavier Rudd-Wonder Ballroom
Doors open at 7:30 p.m. for an 8:30 p.m. show costing between $22.50-$25.
128 NE Russell St.
October IO-The Gossip- Crystal Ballroom
Doors open at 8 p.m. for a 9 p.m. show costing between $20-25.
1332 W Burnside Ave.
October 11 -Little Shop of Horrors -Broadway Rose New Stage Theatre at 7 :30 pm
This event costs between $20-$40.
12850 SW Grant Ave., Tigard
October 12 -Woods and Eat Skull -Mississippi Studios
Doors open at 8 p.m. for a 9 p.m. show. Costs $12.
3939 N Mississippi Ave.
-C.J. MacLeod 11 12
KLC
BY KATHERINE JERNIGAN
Staff Writer
Noc all KLC shows focus solely on mu
sic. This is certainly che case for Jasmine
Ameana's ('J 5) show, which dedicates only
25 percent of airtime co playing music and
spends the remainder exploring the minds of
her weekly student guests. Ameana explains,
"My show is a music/talk show where I aim
co have real conversations with people about
topics I find interesting in the world."
Ameana has a passion for listening co THE PIO EER LOG ARTS
SHOW OF THE WEEK
people's ideas and wants co share that with
che student body. 'Tve always loved talking
co people and getting co know chem deeper,
so it was a natural choice co have my radio
show about it," said Ameana.
The introspective show, which is new chis
year, is a unique addition co KLC. Ameana
makes an effort co find a diverse range of
people co interview beyond her immediate
friend group. She said, "I like co make sure
my guests are very different in terms of views
and social scenes and cry co explore cop
ies deeper, which requires a diverse range of· people." Anyone can be a guest and Ameana
assures chat it's a comfortable and accepting
space for people co express their ideas.
When she does play music, Ameana se
lects a variety of alternative hip-hop, 90s rock
and a "substantial amount" of No Doubt.
An1eana's show is humble and genuine,
complementing Ameana's well-spoken and
clear manner. Tuning in co Real Talk will
treat you co a glimpse inside the minds of
chose who make up Lewis & Clark College.
Real Talk airs Mondays from 8 to 9 p. m.
http://college. lclark. edulstudent _lifelklc_radio/
PHOTOS BY KATHERINE JERNIGAN
Ameana's quirky traits are displayed both in her vibrant personality and the unique nature of her show. OCTOBER 5, 2012
Three
Cheers
for Three
Friends
BY CASSIE BISHOP
Arts Editor
What does one look
for in an off-campus cof
fee shop? A few char
accensncs immediately
come co mind. Finding a
venue chat delivers is an
other story.
Nescled on the Ease
side of our lovely city, a
scone's throw from the
Northside, sics Three Friends Coffee House
and Cafe, which epitomizes these five quali
ties and boasts a weekly open mic: Caffein
aced Arc is a Monday night special in which
locals can take Three Friends's humble stage
and show off their unique work.
So, whac is ic chat we are looking for?
I. An eclectic variety of beverages of
fered-hopefully many of which contain a
healthy jolt of caffeine.
2. Background music in che indie sphere.
I am sorry but I do not appreciate the cud
chewing rwang of country nor the womp
womp of dubscep.
3. Natural sunlight coupled with com
fortable seating both in
and outside of the coffee
shoppe. It's a warm day, I'd
appreciate some outdoor
furniture co sprawl out on.
Realized you are in Port
land? Comfy couches, arm
chairs co sink into or even
a Auffy liccle poof satisfies
me.
4. The wond.erful and oh-so-Pordand
hipster environment. Conversations can gee
a bit pretentious but at lease one good "un
discovered" local band or anti-animal cruel
ty, anti-corporate, super-fair trade brand of
coffee beans will be uncovered and enhance
your cultural palace.
Three Friends certainly delivers. As its
name implies, chis coffee shop was founded
with a personal and intimate atmosphere
in mind. The feel extends beyond Three
Friends's raff and is illustrated throughout
the venue: a wooden bar boasting a deli
cious variety of teas, coffees, bagels, sand
wiches and countless tasty treats (vegan and
gluten free produces available); comfortable,
living room furniture chat welcomes every
thing from a comfortable study space co a
tantalizing snooze spot; sprawling glass win
dows chat enhance even the limited winter
daylight; and of course the barstool knook
turned intimate stage for Three Friends's per
formances.
Three Friends is perfect for a study space
and, homework permitting, you may even
catch one of their events. If you are looking
co gee off the hill buc stay in the snug sweat
pants vibe of your
room, head over
to Ash Street and
allow yourself co
be enveloped by
the homey atmo
sphere of one of
Pordand's loveliest
coffee shops.
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Sat 8 a.m. to JO p.m.
Sun 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.
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HAVE
YOU
HEARD?
Laura Marling delivered a softly
accented treat in the forms of both
her tender display and her exqui
site vocals to Portland's Friday
night Backspace crowd.
BY CHANDLER JOHNSON
Staff Writer
Those who arrived at Backspace early in the evening last
Friday may have had the pleasure of meeting Laura Marling,
a quiet, humble British folk singer whose stirring lyrics and
unerring vocals never cease to amaze.
Backspace's intimate, funky atmosphere served as the per
fect setting for her performance. The crowd, many of them
Lewis & Clark students, all seemed jazzed to be at the perfor
mance and received Marling with unconditional gratitude.
At one point, Marling briefly forgot the chords to her
song, and the crowd responded more like a community of
friends than an audience, singing out the lyrics for her and
laughing good-naturedly. One passionate fan even knew all
the chords to the song and was able to help her through. In
no time at all, she was back on track, her flawless voice com
manding the awe of everyone who had been laughing along
with her moments earlier.
Marling's performance brought the sense of community
and awe to Backspace that we always search for in music.
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These louder, fuzzed out moments are often juxta
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This sweetness is in stark contrast to the melan
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SPORTS
Welch po s Pios past Puget Sound
BY ANTHONY RUIZ
Sports Editor
The Pioneers lit up the Loggers
last week, racking up 600 yards en
route to earning their first confer
ence victory of the season. Lead
ing the charge for the Pioneers was
quarterback Keith Welch (' 14),
who scored seven touchdowns
and accounted for 367 total yards.
Through the first 24 games of his ca
reer at Lewis & Clark, Welch has ac
counted for a taggering 39 rushing
touchdowns and 38 passing touch
downs.
Also putting up impressive num
bers was second-year running back
Curtis Shirey, who rushed for a ca
reer-high 210 yards and averaged
over ten yards per carry. While brief
ly trailing 14-7 early in the game,
Shirey broke a 62-yard touchdown
run that squared things at 14 all. LC
overwhelmed Puget ound all day,
onJy punting rhe ball once.
After taking a 27-22 lead into
the fourth quarter, the Pioneers
caught fire, scoring 28 fourth quar
ter points including one on their
final drive that clinched the game.
Late in the game, Puget Sound was
able to trim the lead to six, trailing
only 48-42. As a final shot, the Log
gers attempted an onside kick, but
failed. The ball was recovered by se
nior defensive back Lamar Curry,
who nearly broke free for a big gain PHOTO COURTESY OF THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT
Keith Welch's seven touchdown's against UPS helped propel the Pios to a 4-0 start for the second year in a row.
on the play. The unsuccessful on
side kick set the Pioneers up in good
field position to ice the game.
With onJy rwo minutes to go
in the game, the Pioneers were
faced with a big decision. Ahead
48-42, the Pios were looking at a
fourth-and-nine from the Loggers'
33-yardline. After caJling a timeout
to discu s the play, Welch hooked
up with Jacob Costantino (' 15) on
a 32-yard strike that lefr the Loggers
winless and frustrated with their in
ability to contain the Pioneers' of
fensive flurry. Volleyball "kills" the competition
Costantino had yet another
breakout game for the Pioneers,
racking up 80 yards receiving and
collecting rwo touchdown recep
tions. Helping out on the defensive
end of things, Joe Kopp ('13) piJed
up 10 total rackJes (2.5 for a loss)
along with rwo batted down balls.
The loss leaves Puget Sound in
lase place at 0-4 on the season, while
propelling L&C to 4-0. This is the
second time in as many years that
the Pioneers have started 4-0, and Volleyball celebrates after dominating the court last weekend.
ROCKY MCNEFF
they have now beaten Puget Sound Staff Writer
four years in a row. The Pioneers dominated the
The Pioneers return to Griswold court chis weekend, winning their
again Saturday at l p.rn., as they first rwo Northwest Conference
look to make it rwo wins in a row games. Crushing Whirworth 3-0
against Pacific Lutheran and extend Friday evening was just the begin
their winning streak to five. ning of a successful weekend; the
Pirates struggled as the Pioneers
solidified their first conference PHOTO BY ANTOINE PETER
• Soccer scraps for more wins win.
The women's volleyball ream
took the court with a new confi
dence that proved ro be the pre
vailing factor of chis one-sided
game. Starting as Libero, Daniela
de Kervor (' 16) led the team with
23 digs. With one liberating win on incredible game, leading with 41
their shoulders, the Pios came out assists to push her team to victo
Saturday to conquer in a march ry. Sbe believes it "rook the entire
against Whitman. The first rwo team ro get their wend-game run"
sets of the game were handed and with the performance they
over to the Missionaries, with had this weekend, "[they] are ca
their winning 25-19 and 25-12. pable of beating every team in the
Screaming fans and a gym filled conference." That will be put to
with black and orange helped the the rest against rwo rough reams
Pioneers come back and dorni-next week when the Pios take on
nate. Lewis & Clark put the past Willamette and Puget Sound.
rwo secs behind chem and rallied Both Jennifer Dowdy ('13) and
back ro take three consecutive Kacaleya Milan ('15) proved their
sets. Ending the weekend with an-strength on the court, leading the
other exciting win leaves the Pio-ream in kills chis weekend. With
neers 6-9 overall this season and consecutive wins under their
4-2 in conference play. belts, the Pioneers face Willa-BY CAITLIN BASILIO
Staff Writer
After a long weekend out at Gris
wold Stadium, Pioneer women's
soccer finished with one win against
Pacific and a tie in double overtime
against Linfield. This tie brings the
Pioneers' total record this season to
2-5-2, and 2-2-2 in NWC play.
Game one against the Boxers
starred off quickJy for the Pioneers,
with a goal by Traci Nakamura ('13)
in 'the second minute from a per
feccly placed comer kick by Erny
Ernrnetti ('14). The nexr goal did
not come until the end of the game,
in the 88th minute. A shot from
Megan Ratfield ('I 5) hit the cross
bar and bounced perfecdy to Sarah
Breninger ('14), making its way
from her to the back of the net.
"I think that if we continue to
build off of each other and continue
to build that trust and communica
tion berween us that we will have a
really strong chance of corning out with more wins as the season pro
gresses," Breninger said after their
win against Pacific.
Sunday's game against the WiJd
cats started off with a goal in the
19th minute by Emily Thompson
('15) from a pass from Kylie Carera
('I 5). LC led through the half, until
"I think the best
part of the week
end was the drive to
• " wtn.
the 56th minute when Wildcat Ju
lia Vaughn scored from a close shoe
co the lefr of the goal. The score
remained a tie throughout the rest
of rhe game, despite many close at
tempts from both sides.
"I chink the best part of the
weekend was the drive to win,"
Carera said. "The upperclassmen told me these are rwo of the
roughest reams for us rnentalJy
and we played both games all
the way through. I chink the big
gest area of improvement for us
will be putting our opportuni
ties away and making smart de
cisions. We've got really talented
forwards who have a forward
mindset, which is perfect for g~al
scoring. What we're working on
is our ability to recognize shoot
ing chances and passing chances,
because our mids are really strong
as well," she added.
The Pioneers return to action
Saturday, Ocr. 6, on the road
against Puget Sound. Leia Matsunaga (' I 3) had an rnette on Friday, Ocr. 5.
UPCOMING
GAMES: Oct. 5 I Volleyball
Willamette
at Lewis & Clark
7 p.m
Oct. 6 I Soccer
Lewis & Clark
at Puget Sound
12 p.m."
Oct. 61 Football
Pacific Lutheran
at Lewis & Clark
1 p.m. OCTOBER 5, 2012 THE PIO EER LOG
SPORTS
Tennis starts out on right foot
Men's and women's teams have strong showing at IT A
BY LAUREN LOVATO
Staff Writer Olivia Cornell (' 16) and Lisa Osepy
an ('15). •
15
Men's and women's tennis scarr
ed off their season with a bang two
weekends ago while competing at the
Intercollegiate Tennis Association Re
gional. The women's team competed
at Whitman while the men's team
stayed closer to home, competing at
Pacific University. The men showed up to play just
as hard. Two of the team's top play
ers ended up making it co the second
tound. On day two of the tourna
ment, Kevin Ross ('16) obtained his
first collegiate win, beating Cutter of
University of Puget Sound 6-2, 6-1.
Career Gee-Taylor (' 15) criwnphed
in a close match 6-4, 3-6, 1-0 against
PLU. NORTHWEST CONFERENCE
The Lady Pio came out strong
in the toumamem with five srudem
achletes advancing in the round of 16,
a number far greater than that of any
other team competing in the tourna
ment.
On day one, Makena McCluskey
(' 14) dominated in her first march,
winning 6-4, 6-3, moving her into
the main draw on Une six. She also
paired up with fellow junior Ol
ivia Sweetman for another win, 8-3
against Pacific-Lutheran University. Head Coach Pauick Dreves has a
positive outlook on chis year's reams.
"With the addition of five new fresh
men and the return of Izzy Bor
ris ('14) ... the women's tennis team
is poised to make a big jump in the
NWC," Dreves stated following the
ITA's. Already exceeding coach's ex
pectations, the Lady Pies are looking
to have a promising season. Football
NWC
wmtwa
Lewis & Clark
linfield
Willamette
p
Pacific ALL
Women's Rugby:
one big, happy,
tough family Day two was even hotter. Gillian
Lowe (' 15) scarred the day off with
a win over Whitworch's Lamm 6-0,
6-2. The madness continued when
Claudia Lew (' 16) picked up her first
competitive win as a Pioneer versus
Willamette's Heringer 6-0, 6-0. The
ladies then gained even more wins
in the final day of the tournament by The men's program also had a
strong recruiting class, with four fresh
men added to the team. Although it's
a young team, "I expect some strong
leadership from Cole Pfeiffer ('13)
our lone senior," Coach Dreves said.
This is the only event tennis will
be participating in chis year until the
spring. Check lcpioneers.com for
schedule updates. u S~...._ ____ _,__...._,____,
BY CAITLIN BASILIO
Staff Writer
Under the guidance of Kate MacDou
gall O 2) five years ago, the Lewis & Clark
women's rugby team was reborn. Since then,
they have become more than just another LC
dub team; they've become fumily. Although
there is no sec schedule yet, most of the wom
ens rugby games will be held in the spring.
The ream's fuse game is scheduled for Nov. 3
at Willamette. Their home games will cake
place right here at Griswold Scadiwn.
As for ch.is semester, their fuse scrimmage
is during homecoming weekend on Ocr. 27
and will feature the traditional "prom drest
rugby game, with players wearing funky
prom dresses while cackling the opposing
team.
Alix Finnegan ('14) and Jessica Alberg
('13) are the captains fur ch.is year's team.
Alberg described the ream as "a big, loud,
cough, but loving fumily." Rugby is an em
powering span in which ceammaces really
bon<l with each ocher, and communication is
key because it can also be dangerous.
"What I love about our rugby team is chat it bring;; cons of girls together, girls who
wouldn't know each ocher normally, whether
chat's just because they're different majors or
in different circles. It also bring;; girls out of
their shells," explained Alberg. "It shows a loc
of girls how much strength they really have,
what they really can do."
Every sports team has their traditions and
riruals. Rugby is famous for its song;;, so the
women's team has a lot of song;; and cheers
chat they like co sing before games.
After games the home team also hosts
a gee together for both teams "where people
sing fun song;; and gee co ear and basically
dear the air so there's no bad blood," shared
Alberg.
Junior rugby player Mari McClenahan
would like all LC srudents to know how
much fun rugby is. "Ic's all about hanging
out with some super cool people, running
around, cackling in the mud, singing some
great rugby song;; and just having an awe
some time." Make sure co check out a game
and suppon LC's women's rugby, or even
concaaone of the captains if you're interested
in joining! Soccer
NWC
Whitworth j
Pug~t Sound 4-1-1
Linfiela
Lewis & Clark 2-2-2
Pacific Lutbera □ 0--5
Pacific (Ore.) 2-3-1
Willamette 2-3-1
Whitman 2-4-1
George Fa~
Volleyball
NWC
acitic.Lutfieraa
Puget Sound 5-1
GeorgeEo 4~
Pacific 4-2
Linfield 2-4
Lewis & Clark 2-4
NorCal goes up, SoCal goes down Wfiitman 2-4
Whitworth 1-5
Willamette 1-5
BY PETER MELLING
Staff Writer
Over che course of the 20 l 2 MLB
season, many storylines have come and
gone. From the Miami Marlins' failure
to reverse their fortunes with free agen
cy co the emergence of the Baltimore
Orioles as contenders, this season has
had ics surprises. One of these surpris
es has been the playoff appearances of
both the San Francisco Giants and the
Oakland Athletics and che absence of
the Los Angeles Dodgers and Angels in
the poscseason. How did chis happen? roles they needed (the Giants got CF
Angel Pagan from the Mets and the
A's got RF Josh Reddick from che Red
ox). In che long term, this has paid off
for the Giants and A's, as their addi
tions played well over che season, while
the Angels' and Dodgers' new players
were inconsistent. Dodgers lost a 7.5 game division lead
µue to poor production from the.rest of
the lineup. The Angels cried to adapt co
Pujols' early struggles (.217/.265/.304
in April) by calling up Mike Trout. For
the most pare, chis worked, as Trouc has
a 10.4 WAR and was an all-scar. have. Bochy airers his scarring lineup
to accommodate for lefty vs. righty
macchups, player performance, etc.
He also manages his bullpen well,
keeping pitchers in for just the right
amount of time so chat they are nor
overworked. While Melvin has argu
ably less to work with than Bochy, he
still finds ways to make it work. The
team may nor have a high batting av
erage (.237), buc they have a relatively
high RISP average (.262, seventh best
in the AL). He puts together starting
lineups chat belp the A's put up a fight
against better offenses. ALL
&A-
5-3-1
2-5-2
-:1-5
4-3-3
4-5-1
3-7-1
ALL
2
11-3
6-7
5-9
7-7
6-9
5-8
3-10
The Angels signed Albert Pujols and
CJ Wilson, while the Dodgers wece
purchased by Guggenheim Baseball
Management and gave Matt Kemp an
eight-year extension. Speculators had
both reams going on poscseason runs
with their acquisitions. The Giants and
A's did not make "blockbuster" deals
but made rather astute trades co fill The Giants and A's have adapted
well to circumstances. When Giants
all-scar Melky Cabrera was suspend
ed in August due to performance-en
hancing drugs, manager Bruce Bochy
re-calibrated the offense. When the A's
lose nine straight games early in che sea
son, manager Bob Melvin shifted the
lineup around, which resulted in the
A's getting to .500 at the all-scar break.
When things have not gone their way,
the Bay Area teams have made tweaks
and excelled. However, Scutaro hit .361/.382/
.472 for the Giants and Pence had
45 RBIs with the Giants, while the
new Dodger hitters combined for
.266/.326/.406 ~ince Aug. 31. The
Dodgers have added $260 million in
contracts without time for creating
team chemistry. Meanwhile, che Giants
made small deals chat barely affected
their payroll and gave the new players
time to adapt to the Giants' clubhouse.
Greinke has performed well for the An
gels, bur he only has a 1.1 WAR, which
is not a dramatic reversal of fortune for
them. While the Dodgers and Angels
have struggled with their managers,
"blockbuster" trades and sudden ros
ter changes, the Giants and A's have
made the playoffs with smart manag
ing and small acquisitions. Things are
looking up in che Bay Area, while the
situation is dire in Southern Califor
nia. ILLUSTRATION BY ZIBBY PILLOTE
In Lo Angeles, chis has not been
the case. When Matt Kemp went down
with a hamstring injury in May, the Bruce Bochy and Bob Melvin
know how co work with what they 16
Backd
Jl quide to
(J3rief qreetings
I '](now Wfiat 's Vp,
<You '](now Wfiat 's Vp
This is a classic
among athletes and
people who can
play the guitar. The
gesture includes a
shore upward jolt of
the chin, followed by
a "hey" or perhaps
a quick "what's up."
This greeting is casual
and does not require the taJCing use of a
smile, making it almost universally used
and accepted.
Si[[y Secret
If you're using
the Silly Secret,
it' time co pull
out that smile!
The goal here
is to appear
both shy and
amicable. The
passer by exchange a shore salutation that
a-ails off into a friendly giggle, although
nothing funny has occurred. The Silly
Secret came into popular use a few years
ago as a way for girls who have very
little in common to feel at lease brieAy
connected. If your hair is long enough,
you may wish co ruck it behind your ear as
a gesture of submission.
Workjngman 's Lament
rr'fie Jfug Most appropriate
if the person you
are passing has a loc
of binders and/or
a generally scruffy
appearance. This
greeting rypically
involves a headshake
and a low, guttural
groan.
If you're going co go or it, prepare by
extending at lease one of your arms.
Coming in from the side rather than head
on will ease the ocher person into cbe hug
and allow them more freedom co pull away
if you accidentally lee your embrace run past
the six-second mark. Remember, if you have
never spoken co the other person outside of
class, The Hug is three times more likely to
be creepy. THE PIO EER LOG
BACKDOOR OCTOBER 5, 2012
You: Eggs.
Me: The chicken chat is birthing you.
You: Baseball played with hairs of gold.
Me: Looking for something else t0 hold.
You: Missed our pre-class char session.
Me: Missed your face.
You: Brushed my hand in the Bon.
Me: Hoping co brush your teeth with my bon.
You: Blonde chubster on the baseball team.
Me: Wanna cake a swing at your fastball.
You: Wear summer dresses.
Me: Wondering whar you are going co wear in the fall.
You: The best thing that happened t0 me in college.
Me: Learning co say "] love you" in Armenian. Happy 3 years.
You: The Backdoor.
Me: oc laughing.
Pro dP: YCMEs are 90% class 10% audacnv
Submit ID 111ca11bbn1111LC.bl1111SDDLCDm You: Waning gibbous.
Me: Waxing poetic.
You: Far, far away.
Me: Wishing you'd come closer.
You: An insatiable floozy.
Me: Glad you're not mo choosy.
You: Giving me a nod of approval ac our
marching pink hairdos.
Me: Wondering if the you-know-what matches.
You: Probably assume I'm suaighc.
Me: Hope you don't.
You: Asked which pronouns I prefer.
Me: Want tO be our ersonfriend.
You: Used co live in my new room.
Me: Thinking you should come over for a
sleepover ... for old times' sake.
WHOWJIS FRANK MANOR?
Even the dumb students know that Lewis & Clark College used to be called Albany College. Back then we were in downtown Portland. But that
was pretty mainstream, so we decided to move to the SW, which back then was more like the NW is now, especially around Hawthorne. But none
of this would have been possible without the generosity of Frank Manor. Who was this forgotten legend? Two contributors debate his origins.
Point
SWAMP FARMER
Frank Mannor(as he spelled his name for many years)
had a farm next to a swamp in Dexter, Michigan. On
March 20th, 1966, Frank heard his five dogs (probably
Newfoundlands) barking all crazy, so he went outside
and saw a
UFO!The
government says
it was swamp
gas, but Frank
Man nor was all
like "Yo. I was
in the army in
Louisiana, and
we saw swamp
gas every day.
That UFO wasn't
swamp gas."
The
government Listen Everyone; We, my
five dogs, ten kids, one wife
and I, saw Intra, I mean
extra-terrestrial Space ships
& Crazy Lunatic Aliens:
Right wh·en I was going to
tell everyone they offered
me a 35-room Tudor house,
which I took because I have
ten Kids.
realized they had co do something, otherwise Frank
Mannor would cell people about the UFOs. So, they
said "Hey Frank. We'll give you a 35-room Tudor
style mansion in SW Portland if you don't talk about
these UFOs. Bue you have co cake one of the Ns out
of your lase name, so no one will be able co crack your
identity" (this was before Google's did you CounttJI Point
•50s TV Personalitv
In 1957, a man named Frank
Manners started a television show
in which he taught the people of
America proper manners. Due to
the nature of the crazy rock and
roll youth at the time, the Frank
Manners show was incredibly
unpopular. However, parents felt
that proper manners were slipping
away, and the Frank Manners Show
became an icon for parents trying to
get their children to stop listening
co that darn Elvis and start leaving
room for Jesus on the dance Aoor.
But sadly a scandal,
famously called the "spaghetti
incident," exposed Manners's wilder ide and ruined his career. Reports
vary on the incident, but all agree that a waiter, spaghetti, fire crackers,
15 pounds of scallops and the shocking words "gosh darn it" were all
involved. Manners was blacklisted from the manner television circuit
forever. It was then that he changed his name co Frank Manor co avoid
murderous fans and angry television executives. He then purchas~d the
house on Palantioe Hill from the College and lived out the rest of his days
in peace on our own college campus. Finally, when he passed, Lewis &
Clark repurchased his house for an academic building and the legend of
Frank Manners was lost... until now.
mean ... function). Frank's kids really loved
Tudor-style architecture, so he cook the
government's deal. He didn't want them
co live on a farm next co a swamp and gee
lied co by the government like thei_r father
had. He sold the house co Albany College
on two conditions. First, that they accept
his 10 kids for free-zies. Second, that they
lee him change the name of the college.
They accepted, much to the despair of Flash Mob Promotes Viral
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our charismatic founder Honeyworth L.
Albany, who was so distraught he headed
east and founded the capital of New York
state out of spite (probably).
But Frank Manor didn't just give
up on the truth. He used the college'
name co send a message through the ages,
through a language only college students
understand: cumber ome acronyms.
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like us on Facabooll "GANGNAM STYLE"
Rough translation: "Eh, sexy lady, cite, cite, cite, cite, cite it Gangnam Style"
Rather than order the author, location and title in a consistent
manner, Gangnam Style instructs students to rank each ingredient
from most to least important. What a mess! Additionally, students
must submit a detailed account of the writing process. Clearly, this
particular example is only the tip of the iceberg.
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God. Planet Earth. The Holy Bible. Publisher. 6000
BCE. Print. Written using the hands of scribes.
Do not question how their propagandist dance moves conjure
demons of inefficiency and assault the subconscious into subservience
to a fascist regime. It is a far too deplorable scheme for this publication
to print. Let's stand up to this completely real threat Pioneers. It's time
to get Gangnam before Gangnam gets you!
The Backdoor is a work of humor and fict.ion. Any resemblance ro persons living or dead is coincidental. The Backdoor is created by Isaac, Caitlin, Kevin, David, Justin & Jake.
1l1e livinl! heirs ofllovd Frank can contact iakesimonds@lclark.edu to file a grievance.