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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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2007-11-01
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HTTP://www.r10l.OG.NHT Electronic Music show gets sober
The electronic music
concert, traditionally
marked by La~t-day-of
c!asses deviance, will
take place this semester
in the afternoon and
admit only those who
have been given tick
ets.
by Rachel Schiff// editor~n-chief
Try co rtmembcr last spring's
Elcccronic Music )ho,v. For some,
it's difficult to forget ,he pulsat•
ing mu).ic, 1he roar of lht< smdcnt.S
,har packed Ev:tns beyond capacity.
and the plea From the instructor
of Elcccronic Music. Jeff Leonard,
that interrupted rhc concert ro :.uk
srude111s 10 s1op lighling up and
op<ning bortle>. For others, the
night is hazy. the commotion and
the mu.sic both washed away by the
conrc:.ms of-:. six-pack.
In the p:ut, reliving ,he rowdy
concert was easy: one simply wenr
to nexc semester's show. "Ibis se
mester, however, rhe Elt'Crconic
Music concert promises to be ;m
cmirdy different event. 1 he con
cert, though srill on , he Im day of
class. has been moved from 8 p.m.
10 3 p.m. Srudenrs must have a
rickcr to ancad. These 1ickets can
not be purch,scd; all forty s111denrs
.md r-:adiinga$$iStants in Leonard's
E.l«tronic Music classe.~ have 10
free tickers ro give om.
In addition, Campus Safety is
hiring four to six priv:ue seeuri1-y
guards to .supplemenr 1hcir own
presence aL 1ht" evenr. In order ro
1nlkc su~ that there is :ibsolurdy
no alcohol at the event. the guard.I
will prohibit students from bring·
ing rheir backpacks in10 the audi
coriurn.
The changes wer~ laid out in a
meering last month that included
0c'3n ofSrudcna Houston Dough,
OTl)', Dean of the College Julio de
Paula. Leonard .1nd re.presenrarives
from Campus Saf<ty 2nd Campus
Living. When Leonard informed
his srudenis of the changes, he says,
"'rhe reaction was 'thcy'v(" killed rhc
conccn. ,.,
Diri.-ctor of C,mpus Safe()' 11m
O'Dwyer ael<llowledgcd that the
changes arc dras-cic and confirmscd
,hat the college is trying 10 change Lhe entire acmospherc of the e"em.
"It's not any secret that the school is
rryiag to change tJ,e culrure of rhe
events on ca1npus. \Xie did rhis with
Homtt"Oming and witb Casino
N'ight last spring." s.tid O'Dwyer.
"Over -a period of rime, some su1-
dcnts got rhc idc.a that mies aren't
enforced, t~cing a culture thal ml consequences of last spring•s
debauchery. •1 don't think it's ru,
O\'crrcacrion."' said McClune, who
knows p,:ople who took acid and
snoned coke befo"' the show. "We
are nor enciclc:d ro do illegal things
on campu•. Jeff [L:onardl ,nd the
administration could get in crou•
ble."
M C • waru fart jokes."
disregards rhe
rules.."
De Paula
also acknowl
cdgcJ that the
change:., ro rhe
event follow
thl)Se reccnrlr
made ro other
college evcms.
"The ,hinking
was not un•
like 1ha1 for ''lc's not any secret char che
school is crying co change
che culture of che even cs on
campus. We did chis wich
Homecoming and with Ca
sino Nighr lasr Spring," said
Direcror of Campus Safety
Tim O'Dwyer. Clune
peers CX•
,he
rurn·out
for this
year•s con•
cert m be
dismal lx:-
c.1usc: of
the time
and ticket
rcquirt:•
mcnr.s, but Many of McClunc's pce:rs,
however, do not think that hil\'
ing • sober audience will mokc •II
chc changt.;S 10 the show wonh it.
•Tuey are basically iaking ,he con•
CCN aw~y from us,"' said Electromc
Music srudcnr Andrew Mcrri.1m
(' I OJ. "Students work so haid. thq
dc-51:rvc :1 packed house," Th:11 \,ron'1
be pos.<iblc under ,he change<. said
Merri:am, particul:trly boc.1tL~ of
tic:kt"ring ... , didn't know anyon~ in
rhc class last year, so had thrrc been
ticketing. I wouldn'r have gone 10
the show or raken an Elecrfonic
Music class this $Cme$ter."
tr C\'ery (ic.kct is given OU[ and
used, Evans will be filled ne~rly <O
c.1padry: SriU, many students ha,·c
told J.conard that 1hc1· doubr the)'
will be •hie to find IO friends 10
come ,at 3 p.m., a _time when 01.any
StudenLS hav~ cl.is.~ or work. Homccorn•
ing," he explained, t\Jrhough fewer
snrdenrs will be able to arrend. de
Paula says, "rhe clitt11ges allow for
n greater cross~secrion of tht com•
municy ro come,'" including aJum•
ni, faculty, and their families,
By replacing boozing students
with fumilies :tl che concert. che
3dministrruion nnd campus $3ft"ty
hope to diminare a culmrc that
Dwyer said is char•
actcrized by bl>t:tn t
violations of the drug
and alcohol policy.
While few srudents
den)' 1he pervasive
prestncc of drugs and
alcohol at lh¢ concert
in the pa.sl, mnny :.,r
guc rhoi the changes
are far roo dramatic.
I h.is nate of emer
gency rosponst is de
suuctivc to the com
munity-and will bring
3 nq,rative f«I to the
evemt said Morgan
Shaw-Fox ('09), who
is preparing a pic:cc
for his third clccrronic
music performance. rakes comfort in the facr that those
who do come will be able 10 focus
on the music. McClune S3)'$ that or
past shov.is she has 6'prCS\!ntcd seri
ous pieces co a rowdy, unresponsive
audience." Presenting such pieces
to :, drunken crowd. McClunC' ex
plained, make> "you fed like that
one rt'1lly dumb kid ia middle
school who read.s a re:illy serious
pocm to room full of kid., who Nevenhdess, Leona.rd bdic,·o
that the lucky srudcnts who do
receive one of the 400 rickers will
experience a g(e:u show. His stu•
dents. he s;iid. arc ctpable of crcat•
ing music for a. cdrkal, quicc, sobc:r
audience. "'Srudcm:s will have LO rc
,a.lly~make sure rh:at rhcir picccs~rc:
tish.!.: •
The Pioneer Log presents a
very special edition of the
week in Campo.
Graffiti. Light of my life,
fire of my loins. My sin, my
soul. Gra-ffi-ti: rhe rip of the
tongue caking a trip of duee
steps down che palate co tap,
at three, on the cecrh. Gra. Ffi.
Ti ...
... on rwo campus
signs.
... in a Templeton
room.
Gra. F£i. Ti.' stop
' mens NevmhdessShaw
Fox s,id he under•
srands the necessity
of ahcri ng the C\'Cllf.
"This is an academic
event; it1s our final for
chc doss."
Sydney McClunc
('08), an Electronic
Music teaching as
sistant, said 1-ha1 the
changes are the natu• *che form for chis week's Crime Beat was srraighc
up plagiarized from Nabokov's Lolita, our of sheer
boredom. If you're goi.ng co commie crimes, people,
please commie more interesting ones. • .u.1e_P_io_n_e_e_r_Lo~g;;;,'.;,N_o_v_e_m_b_e_r_1_6.;.,.2_00_1 _________ .... ijj4S$-- .... _____________________ 3_
by Angela Webber// news editor Senior Adan Vielma wins film
competitions with computer
animated commercials
Adan Vielma ('08), a Communications majo1; is communicating up a storm this semester. He has just won a national video contest sponsored
by the Task Force on the Future of American Innovation, won the popidar vote on a contest for 76 brand gas stations, and, afo1ig with room
mate Matt Christenson (' I 0) is in the running to direct a music video for the band Motion City Soundtrack. Is he in it for the money, or the
fame? What does he want to be when he grows up? Wasn't he one of the electric car guys? Vielma sat down with the Pioneer Log to answer some
of these questions ..
Pioneer Log; What arc you doing
these days?
Adan Vielma: I'm sleeping, or eat•
ing, or in class ... and when I'm
001 doing thar, I'm doing :mima ..
1ion de$igns or wairing for comest
results.
How did you start c,nteri.n_s these
video conte.us?
h !'Ill srorred rhis summer.., I was
sining in bed with my acw laptop
computer. I was surfing Youll1bc,
thinking I could w:uch some ninny
videos before I wen, ro bed. And I
smmblcd upon chis contest for Bcsl
Buy. where you could win SI 5,000
ro deck om your dorm mom. So I
,hough, maybe I could do some
Lhing \\'Cird th~H people would re ..
,lly like. So after working straight
for thret' day.s. I Cnt('rcd the comest
and got nimh place, which w:i.s :1
$250 gift card. which I govc to •
F..mily friend.
What other comcsts have you co ..
le.red.?
The Task Force on the Furure of
American lnnov-.1tion-th~s is the
comest I woo, first place, actu•
ally. ·n1is wa.-. a two.minute video
about American Innovations. So I
took three things, CPS, Radar, and
an MRI. and I built rhem, using
the innovation of my mind. I re•
,lly w:1111ed ro do blueprints-so I
sraned drawing, made a blucprim,
and then l designed a cwo-minmc
animation and it all c::ime together.
And I got a ctll after a while from
1he head guy, after I thoughr I <l
losi-and they flew me down 10 DC
last week for the awards ceremony.
"Ibis oth<r comest, rhc 76 g:ts
st.nion vidt-o conci:st-1 srumbled
across I his one rhrough Facebook
a 25-second ga.s commercial, I
won ,he people's popularity prize,
which is many, many thanks tO all PHOTO BY 8EH BATEU.I.N
Adan Vielma spends much of his time animating videos for various online film competi
tions, and expects to continue in the field after graduating in the spring.
the (><'Opie on t:1mpus who voted
for me, I wouldn~, have gouen that
oi:herwise.
lhe Motion Ci,y Soundtrack
comcsr- chi.s comest is still going
on. I found out abou1 this through
my roommarc IM:1u Christenson
('10)], who reolly loves this band.
The comest is for rhe oppormnity
to direct one of their mu.sic vid•
cos, and we're scrnifin:,Hsrs righL
now. \Y/c had a confere11cc all wirh
some record executive.~ and ,he
b~11\d, :tnd it was amning.
What arc you doing thisfor?
I'm not doing it for I he money :u
all. E.1eh con1es1 I enter, I already
specify who fhc money goes co. For
example, for ,he 76 gas commcrciaJ. I won a yt·a.r's worth of gas, which
I'm giving co my sister, mostly be
cause she's worried :ibou, mo,\ey.
and 1 don't rc:a11y worry roo much.
I'm 1101 doing it for the money, I
give it away 10 _people who really,
really need it, mostly F..mily rclot
ed. If I'm doing it for anything. I
do it for the f'un, especially the Mo-
1ion City Soundtrnck. It's a lor of
fun and I really enjoy ir.
What kinds of things do your
films have i,n com.moo!
I would s.1y my animations arc col•
orful, and isometric. It could be
described as a Aad-gradirnt 30.
My favorite thing I've done is ,his
pop-up book thing we mnde for
the Morion Cir)' Sound1t:lck vid-co -and ir's beautiful, it's colorful,
and you just w:uu ro play with it. le
looks like child's 10ys. Bue I hated ir
at fi rsr because it cook me so long.
What has been the best moment
of your Li.fe? Your LC ca.rec.r? Your
6lm career?
-n,is year has be<:n the be,t time
ever that I've had ar Lewis & Clark
-bm it's also bce11 che weirdest
time because I'm noc really con•
nccted ro the LC community. I'm
irying new things. but 1 also expect
and realize I'll b<.· crying \'Cry new
things like li\'ing without college
\'Cry vc:ry shortly. I t·hink cveryonc:
goes through cha1.
7 he best moment of my life has
to be at the beginning of any idea. The moment when I dream abou1
something, it feels like it has infi
oite possibili1y. The uan or any
dre:im is the best feding-this weird
essence of wonderful ncss.
How did you gee into video? How
do you ha"·e time?
I've do1H~ A:ash ~rnimations since
fre_shman year of high school. In
a class, one of my c<:achcrs gave
me • trial CD for flash p_roduci:s.
so l c:n<lc,,-d up rrying ii out and ir
changed my life. I don', really do
video. I do animarion 3n<l then
s..we it as a video. Ir's a nick, rally.
I'm a person and I know wh.u
looks cool -I'm like you. I like
things th::it I like. :rnd I want co
nuke chings rhac I like.
I have rime because I don't do
anything dsc. I 'don'r do homework
and I don', do d:asswork. I don't
puc the effort in th:u evcr>•one: else
does bec:iuse I don', ree the posirivc
benefirs. Why do sd1oolwork when
I could a.I ready be doing wha1· I'll
be doing in nine months once I
graduate?
What do you plan to do after
graduating?
The same: thing I am now-I h:ive
some offers for freelance :1ninu
rion, so I'll do ,ha, for• while. l'\'c
also been working for a business we
SL1.ned dealing with renewable en
ergy, so chat's where I spend most
of my time. The video 1hil'1g is fun,
and ( wo111
( deny 1 have a ralent for
it, but l wam ro do something els<.·.
[ want ro change chc world. l .sec
things in rhc fururc, and ) wam tO
make chem. I have I hous:wds of
inventions drafted up, but a lot of
thtm :ire little. like rhe piano neck ..
ci~buc 1 w3nt co make the Google
necktie. I want to make something
big th:1t will change the world. .4,;;;, _____________________ ..i .... §i4§\k ........ ________ rh_e_P_io_n_e_e_r_L_o,.g,_,_N_o_ve_m_b_e_r_1..,6,.,_2_0_01
Pamplin Society ope.ns door to seven new members
The Pamplin Society of Fel
lows recently inducted its new
members, as part of one of
LC's Jew annual traditions
by Chris Bailey /I staff writer
Seven sophomores have been sdeccl-d
for induction imo 1hc Pamplin Socie1)', th<'
highest undergradu01e honor the C.ollege bc
stov,:s.
-n1is year's inductees :1re: M~dclinc Cole,
a Hisp:11,ic Studies and Biochemistry double
major; Jayson Esrnssi, a History and His
panic srudies double major, Andtt'w Foote.
:a Mathcmalical ScicnCC'$ :md Economics
major; Andn:a Liamwo, who is undeclared,
Anne McHugh, a Biology major; Hannah
S:ncin. an I ncernacionaJ Affairs major; and
Shelley Yunjie Zhoo, o rhysics major.
·n,c Sociciy wos esi,blishcd in 1993 on
principles outlined by Robert Pamplin, an
alum1Ht$ :ind former Chairman of the: Board
of'lfustecs. -n,esc principlt;S include .. supe
rior inrdlccrual promise and performance,
dedkation to the ,veJfurcof onc'scommunit)'•
commirmcnt ro physiC.11 fitness; and unim
pcad1ablc in«griiy." l'amplin esi,blishcd the
cndowmeni for the Society during his ten
ure as chairman, out of chc de-sire ro cre:uc a
program simil:ir in purpose and standards 10
something like the Rhodes Scholarship.
·n1c proc<.'SS is a long one. starting in April
when the Dean of the College scnr out a cunpus-widc email seeking norni11:Hions for
qualifi.c:d students who were completing their
firsr year. ·rhesc nominations can come from
prol~'SSOrs or the s1Udcnts themselves. Ltr
ters were senr out over the summer to those
who qualify :.and 1hc11 thcy can submir a for
mal applicarion. /\ group of 12 to 15 were
sc:lcct<.-d from this pool by a formal commit
'"" of Pamplin Professor, .tnd the Dean of
the College. Current Fellows intt'rvicwcd the
finalists .u· the b<.-ginning of fall ~emesrtr and
lhc group is whittled down ro seven for final
approval from the Presidenr.
Going 1hrough ,he gaund« of ap•
plications and incerviews :rnd the ulrirn:l(e
prestige cl1:1t comes wi1h the tide of P:-impHn
fdlow, some-srnd~nts fed tremcn~lous pres
sure. Fellow Shelley Zhao (' I 0), ., l'h)',iCS
major . .spokt': abou1 how the cxpt:rience put
her commitmcnr ro lcademics in pcrspec
cive. ·•r feel like before beiflg r1omin:ucd,
grades did,,'t m:mcr as much," she s.1id. "'Af
ter rhar first nomi1lation and since ,hen, I've
b<.."t!n so much more :lW;U'e about mainraining
n,y GP/\. However, I've rolked 10 my profes
s.or, and he told me: no one lus been kkkcd
our of rhe society. Not yet, anyway.""
Often viewed as an exclusive group,
many art unaware of rf1c society's heavy pre..\
tncc on c.ampus through the sponsoring of
speakers and lectures thtoughom the year.
Fellow Jayson Esrnssi ('I 0), a Hisp,mic Stud·
ics and Hist0ry double major, says prior co
becoming involved, he did nm fully r,ali,.c
1 he extent of the socicry's in0uence. Ibey do
a IC)t of good things on campu$. Whether it's the Teacher or
che Year Award
or the <li.scusM
sion groups.
I'm glad we
can givc some•
th.ing back to
1he commu
nity."
Th < r c
an: perks-ro
membership
io rhc Pamplin
Socie1y, namely
rhc use-of d1e
Pamplin Society's
fOom in \Xian.ck
and n generous
grnnr covering the
costs o( tuilion.
Sm there's :t fu.ir
share:-of resp<m.si-
bilicy involved in
the tiile. "People
have Lhis idea that
we arc like :1 soci
ety or nerds: adds
Zhao, '"I mean we
kind of arc, but
that's not :1 bad
thing." MO, OANu,
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UUSOW'IONSY8RJ,DJONAS
Student activists blockade Olympia port
Lewis & Clark students join
in barricade of armored vehi
cles to protest war, and police
react with pepper spray
by Sara Jeffries II staff writer
l...t·wis & Clark sruclen1s joined in dTorrs
b~t week to stop m.ilir:uy cquipmcm from
being unloaded at the Pon of Olympio. Par•
cidpa1\t$ .s:1id protcscas at the port m11n
bcre<:I in rhe hundreds, despite hunget, r:1in.
and police re-sistance.
Guy Dobyns (' I 0), who was at the action
frorn Nov. 7 unrll Nov. 11, s:,,id he was in•
spired by the pa,sion of the people who c.1me
co help . ..:•)he creativiry and resilience or C\'
cryonc at the pon i.s a ccst:amcm co how ded
icated people arc ro resisting 1hc war. People
were out there non•stop from \Xledncsday ro
Suodny, gcuing linlc· co no sleep, exposed ro
cold and rainy we:nhcr, and rcpe:uedly s-uf
bing bruraliry"' the hands or ,he police:·
·n,e ac1ion began when tbc USNS Brir
cin :1rrivcd at the porr on November 5 and Olympia Pon Mili°'rariz:uion (OlyPMR)-a
group founded when Olympia peace activists
tried to block armored vehicles from lt-aving
rhe port last May-pas.,;ed the word on to
other members of the community :ind no~
tificd Evergreen Colkgc and Lewis & Clork
SOS chaprm.
On Nov. 7. IO Lewis & Clark stud en rs
went up co Olympia. P:mic.ipanrs said they
were rible to blockade several convoys of
:urned vehicles with their bodic.\ rh::at day.
Around 60 poop le g.d,ercd ar the p<>r1 the
next night and created :mother blockade. The
following night, rhc blockades coniinucd at
cwo pore entrances, stopping 1wo 1 mcks from
leaving. Around 7 a.rn. on November 1 J, chc
police arrived in full rior gear. A line of 20
people linked orms, goggk-. and bandanas on
1heir fuccs co procecr thcmscl\'es from pepper
spr.iy. 11,c procc.stcrs acted in a non-\'iolem
manner :,s tht')' linked arms. bo1 1·he police
still acted with force, participanrs said. ·rhcy
pushed ix-ople ond spmycd rhc protcStcr>
with pepper spray, which is supposed to be
used 10 subdue violc,n people. The police
would rip off 1hc goggll"S and b:mdan:1s be-fore shooring the protesters in the fucc.
··n,c fire depar1 mcnt and parnmedics
showed up, but wouldn't help those who had
been pepper sprayed," said protester Laur.i
Fraley (' 11 ). "All of our food and waler was
on the comer chat che cops had rakcn <>vcr,
a.nd rhey 1hrew away our food and drank and
dumped om our warer when it was obvious
1h:u we needed ic to care for those who had
been sprayed."
After the police attacks, the prott$Cers
split up into rwo groups. One: group hc.-ad
cd 10 downcown Olympia, where they tried
ro stop con,·oys by moving durnp:s,ers into
the mi,kUc of ,he roads. Orhers blockaded
a neorby 1-5 on-ramp. Pc-oplc linked >rms
with l'VC pip<$, which, once on pt,ople's
:mns, cannm be broken uni~ rhcy arc
sawed through. Frolcy ('II) w11S a pan of
,hi, blockade. bu, bad to leovc afrcr being
approached b)' police. Whcn rhc convoys
showed up. police cBrc:ctcd ~hem into or.her
lan<.-s mcam for opposing traffic.
-rhc reason that prot~rors c;i.mc co Olym•
pi:1 w:15 to end che Iraq \V.·lr and prevent
Olympia from being used as a 1nilin1ry port of dcparturt'. Prore.,rors were also concc.med
lhaL dc-plc-u:d ur:mium is used in armor and
munitions of armored \'ehides. This urn•
nitrnl, when dam<}gcd, can leak tldioaccivc
material. c:tusing hc.-alth problems for rhc
dock workers who are helping ,o move the
con"oys. Protc::srers were able to delay rhc
rranspon of cquipmc-nt. which they say will
make the port l<.-ss desirable to milit:Jry con
rraccors. Protes1ors say chat got support from
solcLlcrs who A:1shed pt_;1cc sigm, waved. and
even thankf:d chc.rn.
Dobyn) said he believes 1.har protesters'
cffons ow:r the past few days were impor
tam for eilding the war. "Acc.s-of tcsis1.1ncc
like chis arc imporram, because c.hc: momen
tum of the war rnachine is immense:. Despite
m:issivc public opposition co che war, despite
> ma.o;.sive ccsisrnncc within the milirnry. and
despite the de-:tr cmrnbling of our c-ountryS
ability co care for its own p<.-oplt' in situ:itions
like Katrina and health care, the political
body in Washington h,s done nothiog. I, is
not Congress ,hal will end rhis war, it has be•
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The Fighting Hamster
by Matt Savage // senior staff writer
'1 cut the taxes on everybody I didn't cut them. The Congress cut
them. I asked them t.o cut them. "
--George W Bush, Washington, D. C., Aug. 6, 2004
As most Americans 1ook at our upcoming Presidentlal
election, they ore often focused on the \'Z,r in Iraq or
healthcare. Rue there is anod1cr crisis looming 1hat many
Amr:.ricans are paying linlc or no ,:iuention to, which will
h;wc disastrous conscquencts if nothing i.s done.
Las, Wcdnc.sday, ,he dollar hit iis !owes, against the
Euro. 111c stock m:;irket continues ,o decline. 111is coma
,s a Chinese central bank \'ice director. Xu Jian, said ,he
dollar was '"losing iL~ smti1s as du:: wotld currency," a.ccording
10 Bl,,omherg News. Continuing dcficics could le:ld 10
Lhe selling off of Amc,ic:on assc15, which would ,hrow our
economy into ~ssion.
How <lid 1his hapl"'n? Prcsidenr Bush, with the
support of Congress, gave.-out m:usive rax cues that went
disproponiono1dy to the wcol,hy, while growing domestic
spending. He then, again with the support of Congress,
proceeded to spend hundred; of billions o( dollor> on ,he
War in Iraq wiLhout rescindjng Lhosc ta>-CUL$ or curling
spending. As a rC$ulr, rhc value of rhc dollar has gone down
dram:.:idally. and continues to do so, as we concinut' ro
borrow ro finance our spending.
·1h(n nvo rtbt("<~ events broug.hr the crisis to where ir
is 1oday. M:m)' in the 1r1iddlc--class who owned their own
homes but did 1101 sec.-income growth ncvcrchcless seem Ukc:
they did, by refinancing ,he growing value of ,heir homC$.
Spccul3tion and foolish loans lead to ,he now infamous
11mongage crisis". as Lhe real value of rC-:U est.ate caught up
with people, The second was the rise is g:tS pl'ices. wbkh
increased the amounc of money chat ,v;lS following OYcrsca.s.
Before this crisis gets any worse, and foreign bank.s do
start to sell off dollar-based assets, our country needs ,o wake up and do so_m«hing. Herc arc I here ,bin&5 ,hat Bush
could do roday to help nntigate ,his crisis.
·me first would be co starr 3 LU [0 pay for ,he War in
lrnq. I know its wishful d,inking, bur i, would be bcncr
for our <.-conomy if we acrua.lly started paying for this war
now. rather than leaving it to oor desccndams to pay for.
This shorr term sacrifio: wo111d in1mcdiatdy help our
long 1crm focal health, and dcuta.se the amount
we arc borrowing on the n:uional credit card.
We also could ,,.m pulling troops ou1 of
Iraq. which would be even bcncr for our
economy (among ochc:r thing,;).
111e second would be to get serious
ahout domestic sources of energy :ind
conservation, Every time \\c buy oil and
natural gai from ove.rsc:-JS we increase our
trade ddicir, and c.bc ;imounc we have co
borrow 10 make up for 1har. IF we could
decrease chc amount of e.nr-rgy we arc
boying, and int.rt3$e our producing of
ahc::mative energies, we could borrow Im.
And finally. we have ,o St3rt saving. I
would propose a sa"ings accounr for all
Americans chat people ..:ou1d put a ccrm.in
amount of their income imo, rax-frec.
The account$ ,vould be limited ro safe
in,•cstmenrs, and people: wirh low enough incomes could
receive marching funds to encourage saving. People would
b, able 10 ral« money ou, for limircd reason.<, like hcal,hcar<
or redrcmcm.
If" we !)t:lrc raking rhcsc steps, \\'C: can s.·tve our dollar-b:ised economy. Our if we keep spending money like cJ1crc·s no
tomorrow, tomorrow ,vill ootnc ond birc: us. in the ass.
Dear Editor, Letters to the Editor
Hippie LC vs. Preppy LC? It's all trendy LC. 1be
hippies have il'ods and the prcppic.< drink mare. SmdentS
ot LC :ttcn't diametrically opposed, and neither are
~cudcnt!I and tbc admini~trarion. AccusatiOrni that the:
adminisuat.ion is "'sacrificing learning fur pr~-rigc .. arc
compl«dy unfoumlcd. 1·1,, rcccnr ardclc, "FJce-offi tbe
O("',\' LC vs. lht: old• voiccs smdem eonctms about the
admmisu.-cion's priorities. buc a look at thr.5e concc:rr1.s
r,:veal ,hem ro be short sighted anJ poorly thought. We
flnd it offensive that som.: of our peers arc of 1hc 3-rricude
thar LC should be less pr<S1igious than its potcnrial.
R.2ising. chc prestige ~f dtis institution r.'li$CS the \,aluc of
our dcgrm. If ,here wer< no life after coUcgt, then let's
ha\'c • huge parry .md enjoy our time her,, bu< mnny of
u.s ca1nc m co1legc wirh the intention of improving our
adul, U\'e,. We want a job, a damn good job. and If our
furure employers look on LC as some1hing mort ch•n a
po1hcad school, ,hac's bcncr for everyone.
Funhcrmore. a prcstigiot.JS insthucion draws in higher
quoli/icd f.tculry. as ,oJcll as donations ro d,e endowmenr.
We already have amwng teaching staff here:, and a rare
and very pcrson;a:I opporcunit)' for one-on--onc cducarion.
Be proud of tlur. Al<0, of course the school wan IS to raise
Lhc endowmenr. It's nor motivated by greed but a desire to reduce. pressure (In raising tuition. A J..1cger cndowmcnc
Increases chc spending c•pacity of me college. Incident.illy,
Reed's hug< t>ndowmcm allows for hs incredibly l:ut drug
polic;,:i., it rec<ivcs no federal funding. And we'd like 10 pose a
que,tion ,o ,he Faccbook group "Smdcnrs for Lc,rning O"cr
Prestige,'" how i.s Lhe adrninis1radon .sacrificing !earning fur
"JlhDs" when the school does nor olfcr any PhD prognims?
As for comploinrs about Campus Safcry: Campo ,s noc
the GC$r,po. 1hc)' are doing their job. and gcne111lly ,hcy're
prc<ty nice about it. Yes. ther,, art problems wi,h Campo.
(no< a unique pbcnomenon). None<hdcss, punishmcnl5 for
cMnkjog~nd smoking on:-not very sc:vt're, ind wh~n students
go ,o the ho.<pirol for relony dmg u.sc Campus Safoy ,nd the
adminism1tfon v.ould be rcmi., if they diJ 1101 hing. This was
nor some .. minor off'cnK of policy1• :md disciplinary actions
arc necessary. In fuct we encourage the Oddi Eigh, and their
sy1npathizcrs co more greatly consider du: conscquc.nccs f"or
the actions. Of course, chac would involve: learning, over
prestige.
·£hanks for your con~idcrarioa, Dear Micor, Evan Higgin.;, LiSA Yarborough
\Y/,: wanted to offer our comment on an arcicle char
2ppcarcd in the October 26 cdirion of rhe />io11,,r log,
cnt.itled. "Dorm rooms shoulrl be exciring, no1 jus1 four
whin, w·.Jls." The Features Editor did a wonderful job
of reporting • vari<'<Y of very cool ide,s for Jecor.uing
residence h•U room~ and making ,hem places of
cxdrcmcnt -'"J comfort. Thcrr w;t.S one error in the
article. Under the cwrcnt poll.C)•, paindng of• ro:siJenc.c
hall room or campus aparunenr is not permitted. (Sittllng
!11, Residence Hall Handb\>ok, page J 6)
It is the i,11cn1ion o( our office, (C,mpus Living &
F:tcilirics Services) lOgcther with dt< Campus Living
Ad\ti.sory Commlucc ro teVicw the rurrem room JY-linting
polie)' and propose ., possibl, change for rhc 1003-09
jcademic year. Howc:-.·er, for rhc remainder of this year.
plea.st inforln your readers Lhat individual room painting
is not pern'lined.
Best_.
Sandi Bonemiller, Director of Housing & Oric:nrarion.
Campus u,,,ug
Larry Atchison, F:tcilitic:s Man•ger. Facilirics ~rvicc:s P .. ________________________ ... , .. , .. - .... ____________ i,iij ________ _ _ .. ... _ the Pioneer Log, November J 6, 2007
Young activist catches the
eye of serial cynic Rush Limbaugh
by Myles Creed // staff writer
Charlee Lockwood, a young Alaskan native and friend of the writer, speaks out to help prevent global warming
and ave her native culture from melting away Little did she know she would attract so much negative attention
from political commentator, Rush Limbaugh. Myles Creed shares his opinions on Limbaugh's reaction.
• Charlee Lockwood is a friend of mine. She was rais..>d
in S,. Michael, Alaska, a Native comrnuni<y of 250, and
she ancndcd Mt. Edgccurnbc High School in Sitka, Alasb
with me. As a child, she was r.1ughr 10 cherish her family's
Limbaugh said: "Ir's the Demo
crats exploiting a young child,
ladies and gentlemen, for the
advartcemenr of a political issue
char will grow the size of govern
ment and increase their control
,, H over everyone. e went on co
say chat her testimony that day
made him, "really want co puke."
subsisccncc: lifcscylc, even as chat lifestyle continues
10 fade from existence in rural Absh She is a
Yupik F.skin10, :md she is now 18. And she is an
acrivis:r. On Nov. 5. she gave ccsrimony before
a U.S. House subcommictce commcming on
i:he threat of global warming to her people's
subsiStenee lifesrylc and, csscmiolly, their
entire! culture.
Before Congress, Lockwood said, "I e's
really scary to lose our tradiiion, our culture,
and we've been living here for rhousands of
years and it's nor jusr rhar we're losing our
food, Ir's losing our homes., and because we
are spirirually connected. and cmocionaJly. and
physically connected 10 our homes, and there
a.re so many. so many, communities tbat arc
in trouble."
It was a very c!morion:tl rcstimony,
one that illtmr:ned her concern ahour
chc cfft-cts of global warming on her
community.
So, wo.,ld yo<t be 1hre:1cencd
by Lockwood' When I looked
ac adn.com, the websicc for rhc
Anchorage Daily News, I was
appalled :rnd disgusted by
what I found on the fronr
page. Wha1 I found was an
article abou1 Rush Limbaugh
and his atr.1ck on my friend.
On his R;idio Program, los1
Monday, Limbaugh said: "lc's for the adv:ince1rtcm of a politicaJ issu<" that wtll grow the si1.c
of go\fcrnrnenc and increase their control O\'Cr everyone." He
went on to say that bcr tcstimon)' dut day made him, •really
want to puke. l just want to throw up." He hdicvcd 1lun
Lockwood's emotional lt"stimony was scagcd and used for
political purposes. Alld he-did not stop.
On his Tuesday progr:.t.m, he bl::isted her furtJ1er, saying
i:hai global warnung has had no effect in Alaska since she was
bon1 (:at1 uucr lie}. and evet, goi,,g so far co obtaht background
information oo her. He said, "'She didn't notice ~nything was
wrong until she was told. lr is obvious that che young girl
has been brninw:1..Shcd and propagandized." He makes t.his
condusion because she did not know very much ahouc global
w:1.nning until her sophomote yea!', when she joined our high
school's environmental group, M,. Edgccumbe-Alash Youth
for En\fironmcmal Action. pan of a statewide organization of
students.
I doub, i:hat Limbaugh's research is valid. but if i1 was,
he may have found out a litrle more:-abour Charlcc. 1his ls
whar I know. J first me.-Ch.1rlcc when we were both frcslunan
ac Mt. Edgccumbe and as soon as I met her, I knew that she
> Cs was powerful young woman. Ac first, 1 -.... ~ only knew her as the girl who
joined every club in
school, but latN,
I knew her as
the girl who
wanted to make :a
difference.
Duriog her
sophomore year,
she joined A YEA
and found om
more abouc global
warming. Through
this organization1 she
understood 1hat what
wu h::ippening nc
home was nor just
unfortunate, ic w·as
worldwide. ln her
junior yc.r,
i:hc Democrats exploiting a
young child, ladies and gentlemen, ......__ she w:1.s pcr«>nally responsible for collecring signatures from
smdents in over fifty villages, and later travelled 10 DC 10
prcscnc i:hcrn to our Congressional dclegacion. She ""''
president of i:hc Mr. Edgccumbc chapter of AYEA her senior
year and was part of the AYP.A Smtewidc Advisory group.
L:ockwood at Mt. Edgecumbe High School prom.
flHOlO 8'Y MYLESQIEED
More chan a1lyone elst ar our school.
she cared about global warming and wamed it make it end.
Lockwood is nor a pawn; she a young woman wanting to
secure a better future for her, her ancestors, and her people.,
I understond that r.1king Rush Limbaugh seriously is a
mistake and I nlso beJicve wholche.1rtedly in rhc imporrancc
of free speech. But I also believe in respect ond I also
know understand iliac ffijs country was built upon morals.
Llmb;mgh i:ties co porrray himself as a man of morals. bur
rhar is supremely laughable. I do nor ask him 10 quit his
radio show, but I do wish th.at such a man wirh so many
lisreners would at lea.st have the incq;ricy to show at least
some modest rcspccr. Or maybe it's his lis·tcnc.rs who have
rhe problem. Either way, he and those who egg him on lack
respect.
As shown by tbc Professor of Economics Eban Good.stein'$
Focus ,he Nation Campaign. global warming is real. It is not
a figment of the liberal imagination and Lockwood is not a
pawn, but a rc:il person, affected by global warming. ■th-c•P•i•o.ne.e.r.L
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Lack of time prohibits giving thanks
Many students who live on the east coast or abroad are faced with an impossible amount of time to
see their families and celebrate 1hanksgiving.
by Sarah Bobertz // staff writer
I can'r have been ,he ooly one 10 do a double rake the firsr rime I checked chc
dares of chis semester's Thanksgiving bre:tk. Not only is the vacation period only four
days loag, classes cootinue unril Thanksgiving day is a mere few hour$ awa)'· Winter
break is nice aod long. allowing dmc for students to lake 3 full wontHs vacarion
betwc.'tn seme.\lers1 unlike thanksgiving. And yes. there an: essentially only three weeks
bc,ween Thanksgiving break and finaL.. As• marure, reasonable human being, i, is
undersc:md.able chal this poses a challenge co che college t1dministrntion hightr-ups The
who arc in charge of cooking up ,he campus calendar ,-.ch year. However, as• slighdy
homesick and very worn our studem, I would like co take a fow minutes to cornplain abour
a break thar barely allows enough lime 10 gee home and rake ;1 deep breach before we have
to head back 10 c,mpus on Sunday.
Lewis & Clark prides itself on itS ability to :1ctmcc narional and irncrnadonal studenrs.
There arc scudents from every corner of I he counrry here. many of whom arc fu.cing hours n_nd
hoursofairtravcl, layovers, Right connecrions, airpon sccuriry ljnes, and general cxh:.1us-rion.
These m,dems have thr«: oprions. 1.hcy can suffer ch rough• long day of regularly scheduled
classes Wednesday, chcn rush to chc .1irport m c:nch a late ~1fcernoon or evening flight co
hopefully arrive home before ,he clock mikes midnighr and ,he 1'hanksgiving holiday
officially begins. Or they can arrive home rhe morning of Thanksgiving for• cwo-day siinc
before jet<ing back
for classes Monday
morning. 1'hc third
and final oprion, to
simply skip Wednesday
cl::lsscsand a.r-ri\'C home
in ti1nc to make rhc
vacation period worth
u,c price of the Aighr,
d,-spire ,he disapprovol
of the adminis1r.arion.
Now, • obviously
skipping a Full day
of classes is actually
a tC'rriblc oprion, bu1
che college doe.<n'r
give students 1nuch of
~ choice. Of course it
is easily manageable
for most Wes, Co•st
!!llo-------J students to drive, ride,
Unplanned Pregnancy?
You Deserve to KNOW:
.. .Are you really pregnant?
.,.Hove you explored all .vour options?
.. Are all your questions answered? ... if next
week you find
yourself tired, cranky,
barely functioning, wait
ing in line to board a red
eye Wednesday night flight
home for a few shore days just
in time co turn around and do it
all over again, then this brief tirade is for
or r.ikc a qukk and easy Right home for • chr«.-..lay bn:a.k. bu< ,he college should recognize
th:)t if it wanes co haven nationally and intc.m:nionally reprcscmt.-d student body. ir has to
make allowances for extended travel time.
lnrcrnational students arc another story :,ltogecher. I su5pccr tha1 many of them, \Vhcchcr
or not they <:dcbr::icc the purely American Fn1anksg,iving rimal, have given up nny arrempcs to
figure oura workable Righr schedule to gcr home. I fin fuc, they find them.sdse.< forced 10 siay
on C:\mpus during break, they arc fuccd with a lonely, descrred campus and hardly any accc.ss
ro food or rransporration, as the Raz a,,d dini,,g services on campus arc undc:rst:mdably shur
down over chc holjday.
For anyone who h::tS endured the rancing and whining to this point, apologize arc cxrcnded.
h is obvious Lh:u there arc rnuch more imporr.mr, more pres~ing \'IQrld issues to be d.isrurbcd
and upser abour, bur if ncxr week you ~nd yourself 1ired. cranky. b.1rely Functioning, waiting
in line m board a rcd~cyc \'1cdncsday night Right home for a few shore days just in time to
turn around a.nd do it all over again, then rhi.s brief tir~1de is for you.
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Sushi yum yum: Your guide to it all
by Danny Garcia// head copy editor
Dr Im! ~ 1,!' ~ one often stumbles upon various obstacles. Some sushi is too
expensive, some is likely to be followed by food poisoning and some is jusc hard to find. These dilem
mas can even n,rn away people wbo have already decided char eating raw fish is a good idea. There is
a solucion co overcoming these obstacles, and char is co read the following reviews of four sushi joints
around Portland chat will either make you laugh, cry, or wish you had gone our for pizza.
m,m ,&N'U,1t1'<Q!
Sushi Takahashi, loc,ited just
norrh of Burnside on Broadway,
is the 6rst mentionable spot. It"s
a funky lirde place wich an easily
missed red poswrior. It's not in
the nice.it pan of town, bur it~s
only a bir of a walk from Pio
neer Square. Once inside, the
w,,lk sec.ms ml1Ch mo far for
such a di.smal sushi joint.
Oby, so chat was preuy
harsh. 1>crhaps there ,ve.te
high c.xpectations afrer going co
chc Takahashi on Glisan on the castside, which is owned
by che same people. Regardless, if the firsr ching you noricc
when walking imo a suslti joi,nt is th~ smell or fish. just wa_lk
right ouc ,be door. Fish shouldn't smell like fish; usually rhat's
jusr a sign of bad fish and one would be wise co move onco
rhr next spot,
The inside is pretty small. There are" few rabies that sur
round a cenrral sushi bar whc::re chc chefs prepare the food.
Jnstead of circulacillg on ;L conventional belt, phucs of SlL'i.hi
sir arop a crain thai rolls along the bar. Ar first I his idea seems
pretty neat. but ulcimately it doesn't functioo well. 1bcrc arc
only a few oars behind the rrajn. limiting the bais optioos.
It's beuer just co order specifics instead of pr-azing.
The price is righr. No pl:ue~coscs more than three bucks.
but you get cxacdy what you pay For. The ~lmon casted a
lirdc funky and the guacamole in the California rolls was
sporcy.
"01ough cheap and nm too fur away from Piom.'tr Square.
,his place should be• last resorr.
m£mJ
Jus1 sooth of Burnside on 13th Ave .. Masu is pretty inter
esting•• fur as sushi joints go. Patrons encer through a small
door on the side of a building ,nd follow a Bight of mirs up
to rhe second Hoor. where t.hc rcst.auran1 opens up Jnro a bar/
lounge -ara that is the rcsrauranr.
1·his is quire • different world comp>rcd co Sushi T.,ka
hasbi. Instead of a traditional sushi joinc wich Japanese para
phernalia and a homey feel, Ma.;u is like a night dub. Ar
10 o·clock the place hecom~ a minors-free bar, so minors
should expect rake our •Iler about 9:30 p.m. Considering the
lack of air circulation, perhaps rake our i.~ rhc bcncr choice.
·n,c food here is okay, perhaps• lictle coo funcy, the price
can be pr<rcy src-cp. Alrno<r all rhc specialty rolls ore over SI 0,
and ther gee a little weird: 'Ilic 13th Avenue, for example,
included some roasted red peppers and • mna roll. lt was an
imcrc:sting .1ddition, but a linlt odd. Some strange season
ing distsr«cd from what should h,ve been a good salmon.
Sometimes simp1c i.s jusr betrer. Mio Sushi is easily the place co go in Northwest. This 31,.
solurely :lmaz.ingsushi joint is quaint bur easy to miss. If 1.hey
rook down tht signs. it would look like any of the hc,uscssur ..
roundhlg it. Ln :J w:ly, it's pr<-ny incognito.
lhe resraurnnt isn~t necessarily the biggcsr joint in rown.
bur ir's comfonablc. There's plenty of room in chc middle
without rabies or chairs, which gives chc place a wonderful
flow.
l!1e food is phenomenal. Though the rolls arc on the
smaller side, rhe price is wdl within reason. For some reason,
when ~ting chis sushi a ,ya_rm feeling blossomed within ,nc.
Maybe ir was Lhc rice, maybe ic was a spice. buc soinet.hing
,,,..$ very diffcccm-a11d ,·ery good-about this food. 'l'he
specialty rolls here or< pretty fun coo. Try the Lovejoy, chc
Oregon or the Portland coils.
This place is amazing and in =-n ama:iing parr of town.
Highlight a trip down 23rd wirh a srop ar Mio Sushi-it will
nor disappoint.
Saburo's Sushi House is a sushi hoc s-po1, no doubt.
11,ough ir's located across the Sellwood Bridge, near d,e cor
ner of llybc:e Blvd and Milwaukie Me, chis place is worth
che crip.
711c biggest «,mplaint about Saburo~or.. ;is any patro~
would know, is that wah times 11re astronomic.al. 'Ihc rCS(:)U4
rnnc opens for dinner mos1 night$ at 5:00 p.m., bu1 the linc
sr-.arts 111 lease 15 minut~ e.1rlicr. Once the restaurant fills,
which doesn't take long considering it~ teeny proportions,
thl' wafr rime is ea~ily from 45 minutes 10 :u1 hour. Bur seri
ously, the wair's worth it.
111is s-u.shi is huge and it won\ burn a hole in your pocket.
Oh. and it's pretty good. Though chey o□ly le, you order su•
shi once, you'U be: surprised how much you'll ger. For chose
who have the time ro wair or can sne1k over before chc line's
too long, Saburo's is rhc place ro go. I have a tight group of friends and we al
ways chill together. I luavr sexual ne<ds, and
so do rh<y. I have a long distance boyfriend, but we an,
in an open rdationship bcaUS<! we n,a]Jz,: dm we have
<0 gtt some action before Christmas b=k (when we
s« each other nexr). I have hooked up wich a couple of
guys in my group of friends. Ir waso'r a big deal. just a
cuiw hookup. ·n,e c:ateh is mar my boyfriend. "Char
lie," is coming 10 visir ina couple w<eks. l want him tO
meet all my friends but it's gonna be so awlcw.u'd when
he meets rhc guys th21 I have hooked up wirh. What
do ldo?
Love. Oaudia
Dear Claudia,
Don't worry about ic babe. He has prot.lblv hooked
up with some girls coo. Just make sur< ;hat your pasr
hookups reali:u, rhar your bf is coming co visit so chcy
don't fccl weird about it. If )'OU aren'r awkward about it
your borfrimd won't have anything ro be weitd about
either. I hope chat you rold those boy, th>< Charlie is
your boyfriend, noc just a boy thar is • friend. If nor,
make ,ur< you are clear about 1lua_1 little fact. Good
luck!
Love, Suzy Nr,d ndPict? Se1ui q11ctions far
Suzy to fo,111m@!piojqg.ntt
"The cuter the animal, the
more likely I am to eat it. You
know, Thumper, Bambi .. :"
"Whac am 1 supposed co do
wirh a ceeching dinosaur?"
"It's like a chastity belt-but
made of ground beef."
"Yes, I'm so conformist that I threw my
ceU phone againsc a brick wall, but then it
opened up to Diagon Alley and T was like
'Fuck it; I'm never going to be normal."'
Send overheard co11veru1tions
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You think you know but you have no idea
This is the diary of Alex Rihm, interim Chief Justice
M!tlJ! has a new sherrif in town.
She is punccual with an expressive
smelling device. Metamorphic reporcer
Danny Garcia gees jiggy with interim
Chief J uscice, Alex Rihm (' 10).
by Danny Garcia II head copy editor
Pioneer log: Whar ate your rc
sponsibilirics on ASLC?
Alex Rihni: J nm currently scrv•
ing :1s inr~rim ChicfJusricc until ar
lo.1>1 ,he end or chi, sc:niesicr. 1his
means I'm in charge oF tho p..,_, Re
view Amhority and also ovc.rsce-
ing smdcnr judicinl (issues], bylaw
questions and imcrprt"ratio__?s·
How long· have you bec.n irJVOl\'ed
withASLC?
I sr.mcd out as • PRA member Inst
year Juring my freshman year. 1
had ,,n 11n.1ucccssful bid for Chief
Justice last spring. but the person
for who I am currently serving for
as interim !Elliot White ('08)] gra
ciously asked mr-ro sray on as the
adrninlS"[r:uive :lSSisranr. which has
rolled inm Lhis.
What motivated you co get in
volved?
I had always wanted co serve on a
peer rc,•iew son of board. My high
school dido', have something lik,
that, so I decided that when I gor
10 college it would ~ea run rhing
rodo.
What fun fact would you like CV•
e:ryonc to know about your:telP.
I'm not acmally from a $tare ~ven ,hough I've livcd in the United
States all my life.
\Vb.at is your favorite pan or your
body? Why!
Well, I don't know. Maybe my
nose~ I r's \'cry cxpra~ive. 1 find that
maybe I wrinkle if mol'~ than ocher
people. And I hove this bump in
my nose that J son of tap on when
I really, reolly srarr ,hinking.
So would you say your nose is the
go-10 part of your face?
Yes, very much so.
What is your biggest pct. peeve,?
Tardiness. I find rh:u-maybc i•'•
the Ea.st Coa.stness in me--1 tend
to be ra,her on the prompr side of
things, so when I make an dfori ro
be on time for things I ge, kind of
frusrrntcd when people are tardy.
I'm jusr like, 'I r.tn hero! And I did
this and ,his .. .'
What do you do when people att
tardy?
I just son of scc1hc. No. I don't
acrunlly ge, angry at people. I jusr
sort of barrumph and move on.
What about your biggest bad
habit? Caffeine and I have hod a long and
illusrrious, often miserable, love af
fuir. In ,he form of coffee, rca. diet
coke (my ca11cer juice). I C'Vcn h,we
some caffeine pills in my bag. h's
something I wam 10 quir bul I real
istically wont I gave it up for Lcnr
once. and r m3de ir about three
day.,.
What is )'OUf biggest re.~
M>f legitimate. biggcs1 rear is fall~
ing down Sl3jrs in front of peopl<.
When do you have che biggest
urge to be naked? Wl1erc?
Um ... well it always helps when
y<>u'rc naked in the shower. Gerling
the clot.hes wet i~ nor very produc
th•c 10 getting yourself clean.
When do you bave the second
biggest urge to be naked?
Never?
How oft.en do you take part in a
money launde.ring scam?
Clcirly I'm a mob boss. You don't
know it, but this fridge is run of
cnsh. I aetunlly don't know how
money laundering works ...
What is the minimum amollnt
you take for a bribe?
Co«a make it in :tr leas1 six digits.
Do yo_u .ccept food1
Has 10 be baked goods.
If you could be an American
president, who would rou be a.nd
why?
Dcfinirely James Polk. He had n
multc,, 1 mean. come on. He died
of cholera, but I'd get over ,har. \Vhat $ingl'e ittm would you want
made illegal!
There's so much pottntial. .. I think
there could be some sorr of ban
on cars that get under a ccrc-;1in
amount of mile-s per gallon. Un
less you have a family with IO ki"-',
lhcn i,•s okay.
Who was the la.st person to use
'the )'t'wn-and-strctch., tech
nique 10 put his/her arm around
you? What was your rcaaion?
My neighbor Grace jokingly [pur
rhej y3wn-and-strc."tch move on
me and I nearly fell on the ground
laughing.
lf you ruJed the world, which ne•
ccssity would you deprive of your
dtizc:ns? Nc<:es~illcs beings food,
water and shehcr.
\'\lh:u kind of sadistic qucsrion is
this! I wouldn't deprive them or
:i.nrching.
But you have to. One thing has
to go for the benefit of the oth
ers because there aren•c enough
resources.
\Xlhac·s Lhc climate like?
Frigid cold.
Shit ... ,he people could ea, chc
s-nowl So maybe w:,rn:r wouJdn't
bt: as impormm? Bul oolr if it ,v.u
a pfacc with h:gitimatc, carable
snow.
\"(tho wouJd you mos• want co be
handcuffed to for a prolonged
period of time?
Handcuffed in a sexual way or 3)
in someone I'd just want 10 folio"•
around? IJ you think being handcuffed is
a sexual th.ing, ans,;\'C.r Lhc que.v
tion how you feel it $hould be an
swered.
Well, in a complctdy non.lCXual
w:1y, I would be handcuffed lO my
roommate, Kate Harbor. just bc
CJU..'ie I'm always so busy and I don'c
gcr co sec her. /11 n 11011-uxunl way. I
chink rd go wirh my rootrun3lC-
In a. sexual way ... ncvcr mind you
don't have to answer that.
There arc people I could ht hand
cuffed to in a sexual way that I
could l<arn from a for.
Excuse me? \Vhat?
You know, there arc some people
who arc overtly sexual, of which I
am not one of. But if I '"''Crt" tO be
h:1ndc.uffed to someone. it would
h:.wt to be someone r could learn
a lot from.
What other planet bc.<ides Earth
would you li\'C on and why?
Ob\•iously this questio1, wasn't de
signed for literal people. 1 ,hinkJ'd
want io go to one of rhc pl:u1crs
from "Star Wars." Maybe rhc one
with I he £woks, those really cuce
linle .. .likc giant living teddy bears.
Endor/ I think it'd be really cool
except for whe,, ln that one "Star
\Vars'' movie when they St~rced
getting killed, ,har was really trau
matizing 11s a kid because they're gi•
ant teddy bcars1
lf you were dtt:tt, which spccHlc
media source would you bring 10
keep you encenaiocd?
I'm supposed to soy tht l'ion«r
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#21 Men's Basketball prepares to dominate,
by Hunter Franks // editor-in-chief
For everything that will be the same inside Pamplin this season. much will Ix: differ
cr11. The faces will be familiar, as tl1c team returns four of five staners from last years
squad which finished 19-7 on the way 10 their first Nonhwcsl ConJcrcncc (NWC) cham
pionship since 2002. TI1c style of play will be familiar. as the Pioneers long-standing U'3·
dition ofleuing it fly from behind the arc will once again be on display. The Pios ranked
13~ in the nation last season in 1hrce-poin1 field goals per game.
But there arc changes from last season 100. 11,e preseason NWC coaches poll picked
the Pios as the unanimous favorite 10 win the conference. Last season tliey were picked
10 finish founh in the preseason poll. This means that they will have tl1e bulls eye on their
back all season, as opposed 10 last season when they fought their way 10 the top. "l Our
#21 ranking) won't change us but will mo1iva1eoppone111s," said Head Coach Bob Gail
lard. Junior guard Corey Allen expressed similar sentiments: "Last year, teams didn't
have us marked on their calendars. TI1is year we will probably be their most anticipatc-d
game in confercncc.h
Nol only will other teams in the conference be aflcr the Pios, but other teams in the
nation as well. since the Pios were muncd #21 in the nation in the prescason d3hoops.com
rankings. This is the first time tl1e Pios have been in tl1e preseason
national poll since 2002-2003 when they were
ranked 22"' after finishing up the 2001-2002
season as Lhc #9 team in the nation.
The Pios d.id receive five votes in the
NCAA DI LI national poll at the end oflast
season. bul never made it into lhc top
25. despite beating muionally-rankcd
Puget Sound on two separate occa
sions. TI1is season. Puget Sound is
rnnked #19 in the dJhoops.com
national poll, despite being
picked 10 finish behind LC in
the conference. This is partially
due 10 the foci that Puget Sound
has more national recognition than
LC, as tl1ey won three straight NWC
championships from 2003-2006 and
advanced deep into the NCAA Dill
1oumamcn1 each oftbose times.
Another change this season is the new
coun in Pamplin. The project was complct-ed over the summer and the new floor features the LC logo (altx:il the old logo), OS well
a brand new playing surface. The new look and feel wil I also change in the stands this
season since crowds will undoubtedly be larger and more intense after Inst year's sue•
ccss. The Pios were undefeated at home last season ( 11-0) and look 10 continue this home
domination with the suppon of their fans. ·'Our fans are by far the biggest sixth man in
our league," said Associate Head Coach Dinari Foreman. "They arc crazy and we all love
it. ..
Several students. including Mike Orr ('08) and Andrew Barnes ('08), have created
1-shirts for the s1Uden1 cheering section which read ''37 inches of rain a year ... and 1ha1's
outside the gym," The taglinc is a reference 10 LC's love for the three-pointer. since mak
ing a tluee is often referred 10 as "making it rain" in bnskc1ball.
A Faceb<J<Jk group "Poke ~,e Point Guard," founded by avid basketball fan and LC
alum Aron Phillips ('07). has 140 members and takes pride io using the popu'"r foccbook
feature 10 "poke" the opposing team's p0in1 guard and hopefully get into their head in tht
week preceding !heir game against LC.
There were glints of rising fnn supp0n last year, as a season-high 1,062 peoplea11end
ed LC's final home against Puget Sound. Clearly, a winning team 1ransla1cs into higher
auendancc. This season. look for s1ude111s 10 line the baselines and fill the stands in a way
1ha1 hasn't been seen since the 2002 season. "'The fans took us 10 a different level last
year and we hope that it can get even better being that we nre sending seven seniors off,"
said Foreman.
The Pios will once again look 10 Thomas Tillery ('08) to handle tl1c ball. The Pios were
second in all of DIii last season in turnovers-per-game, allowing only 9.6 1umovers-per
game. Tillery, one of the most well-rounded players in the NWC, will once :tgain look
10 drive 10 the basket and kick to the open Pios on the perimeter. ''Penetration is the key
10 our offense," said guard Mark Robinowirz ('08). If our guards can get into the IMe
and find the open man it is g()ing 10 be very hard 10 stop us." Allen agreed: "Drawing the
defender and then kicking out to an open shooter will be pivotal in winning our confer.
encr:.
Among the Pios' open shooters on the perimeter will be Robinowitz, Allen. Joey To
boni ('08), and David Berggren ('09). who led the Pios in three-point auempts and has
made at least one three in 32 straight games. Berggren. standing at 6'6". has become in
creasingly efficient al using his size and high release 10 spot-up over smaller guards.
Berggren, along with Toboni and Robinowitz (who came offtl1e bench). were the top
three scorers for tl1c Pios last season and it looks 10 be the same this season. as they ,,;11
most likely take tl1e majority of the three-point attempts.-Tl1e Pios will need 10 replact
last year's number five scorer, Jeff Christensen, who transferred 10 Division I Eastem
Washington this year. Staning spots will most likely be up in the air until conference
games begin, but the mostly likely candidate lo Stan in Christensen's place will be Allen.
who dominated early last season but Ll1en suAered through an injury. •
Robinowitz, along witl1 transfers Josh Kollasch (' I 0) and Tyson Papenfuss ('09) will
From left to right: David Berggren ('09) makes it rain. Celebrating the conference championship last season. Fans pack Pamplin. Thomas TIiiery ('08) will,¥ r _1h_e_P_i_o_n_ee_r_L_og_._N_o_ve_n_1_b_e_r _1_6_, 2_00_1 ________ ~@•fa@ ..... __________________ ....;1;;...;;1
~mid high expectat.ions.
be !he firs! off the bench. Pa1,enfuss transferred in from nearby Mt. Hood Community Col•
lege and Kollasch comes in from DI I Wes1em Staie College, where he average 7 .6 poinlS in
18 games last season.
The Pios will need 10 improve in several areas if they hope 10 get the NWC's au1oma1ic
bid into the NCAA Dll tournament. Defense is the most important aspect The l'ios are not
1he biggest of teams, with 6 '7'' Garren Waagmecster as !heir tallest player, the Pios often
1imes struggled to control the boards last season ... We don't necessarily need a big man. we
just need 10 be able 10 neutralize our opponents' opportunities in the paint," said Robinowitz.
"lfwc can rebound and llefcnd on the inside. we shouldn'i have 100 much trl>uble."
The Pios will depend on Geoe Rivera ('08) 10 anchor the defense. Rivera puUed down
an avernge of 5.7 boards per game last season and domina1cd· in tlie pain!, scuing the LC
single-season blocked sholS record at 51. "We need to improve our tenacity on the rebounds,
as often times we arc ou1sizcd," said Allen. Whal the Pios lack in size. they make up for in
quickness. "Forcing other teams to match up with our speed and quickness is harder tl1an us
matching up with their size," said Allen.
Free tltrows ,vere another lhom in the Pios·
side last season. They finished last in conference in rrec-tlirow percentage and struggled
10 make key free-throws in their season-ending loss at Whitworth last senson. "In our losses
lust year we missed cou111lcss free throws that proved to be very costly.'' said Robinowitz.
Another key for the Pios will be get6ng off to a good start. Last season, tl,ey go1 off
10 a mediocre 4-3 start in conference until they rolled off ten straight conference wins. If
they are able to re1um to 1he fomi they had during that winning streak; if they are able to
get tlie inside-out game working, hold opposing teams down on the boards, and make free
throws, then all the cylinders will be rolling. The na
tional ranking will climb, the student support will
be enormous, the wins will fall in10 place, and
the postscason berth that eluded tlie Pios last
year will become a reality. Foreman, who
knows himself what it's like to be·in the
postseason with an LC basketball 1cam,
summed it up: "This is a pretty veter•
an team and they all undersland we
bavc a great chance to do some•
thing special."
The mm opm rhe s,rrsoJ1 nt 6 p. m.
in Pamplin 011 Friday. November
16 againJI Northwesl
Univmiry. Women's Bball
'lhe Pioneer Women's Baskedxlll te:im w:as picked 10 finish third in
the NWC this =o aft« they finished third last season with a record
of 1(,-9 overall and 9·7 in confer<nce. The P,os start«! off0-3 in confer
ence and had an uphill banlc 10 g« back inco playoff contention. Th,y
made• valiam attempt and had momen~ of brilliance, as they went on
a winningsc:rcak of thn:c g;,meund anochcr offiv<!. 8,u ultimately, they
fdl short, losing twO of rheir final three games.
The Pios ore tecurning three: of rhcir four cop scorers from l~t sca.ron1
and bting in an inffux of 1.1.lenccd freshmen. Top scocer Crystal (Asrle
{'08) looks 10 lead a ,cam th"' brings in six rnlentcd freshmen. Jennifer
Haskell ('I!} brings in her experience from her Bree Hane High ,cam,
where she was the co-.MLL Lc~guc Oucsc:anding Player her senior sea
son. Freshmon Chrisrina Herring w.u,hcr team MVI( league MVP. and
an Inland Valley AII-Siarar Vivian Webb High School in Otliforni;i.
Guard Maegan Brighi. a 5· 10 small forward from LuchecJn High in
Sanro Ana. Calif., w:is named .ul•k'llgue in her junior und senior years as
well as being named to tbc Jll-<0umame111 te:ims Jr the Marina Classic
and Lady Rebel Cb,sic. He.1cher Jones (' I I) was a IW(? rim< 6m ,.:a,n
oll-leJgue player ac Ores High and w,u namt-d cbc 2007 1"4guc MVI~
Also coniing co LC is Efo.nbcth Johnson. on all scatc pl;,ycr from Skyline
High ln Urah.
Although the l'ios a.re pickeJ to fi11i<h third in conferenCt'. chcy have
• k"gicimatc ,hot 10 finish higher chan cha, if they tan improve their de
fense. ·n1c Pio..-: led rhc conference in offense l.asr season. :wcr.lghig 65.1
poin~ per game. But they foll into the bottom of the P3Ck when ir cune
w rebounding. r.rnking,;cvcnrh in the conferc:ncc. In -.ldltion. the Pio,
lost Samamha Jonasson1 who wns the Pio, seco11d lc.1ding reboundr:r
lase ScasQO,
If the Pios finish rhe sea,011 in ,he mp rhree in the N\XIC ,hey will
Jdyanc:c ro rhe poscse:i.son and play the number iwo seed with ,he win
nt!r adV:tndng to play the ont: seed. The wi11ocr of 1he conference has the
chance 10 advance 10 ,he NCAA DI U rourney. 12
"I just do what
feels good to me,
it's not about what
other people think.
Sometimes it's a
hit, sometimes it's
a miss, but I feel
good in my clothes."
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Friends of Rain come pouring down
Faculty Contemporary Music Ensemble presents concert featuring unique pieces and arrangements.
by Sam Stigler I/ webmaster
I had the good fonunc S•turday night 10 mend the fall
concert pur On by Frie,1ds of Rain. rhe music depanmcm's
F:iculcy Coniemporary Music Ensemble. To be clear, chis
wa.~ not a concc-n in the cradidonal sense of the word: The
band was noc playing the kind o( music chat we listen to on
a daily basis, chcrc were no ampUJiers or loudspe:tkers 10 be
seen, and much of the performance sec.med more 3c.adcm.ic
than concert-like. And instead of hordes of college studcncs
jamming the concerc. the majority of the audience was old
t:nough co be my parcnrs ... or older. SrilJ, it was quite an in
cercsting experience.
While cbe even, w.is officially put on by the faculcy music
ensemble, in actualicy differenr people came 10 stage for dif
ferent parL<. of the performance.
The first co play for 'chc audience was a duo consisting of
fostruc1or of Flute Nancy Teskey oo A1J1e (of cour<e), and
Carol Bid (another
music foculcy mem
ber, who is a piano
,cacher among other
professions) on pia
no. They ploy<d Ol
ivier Messiaen's Le
Merle Noir. which
imitates bird sounds.
Teskey and Biel, boch
1mnating djffcrcnt
birds (one a black
bird, le merlc noir),
tried to compete with
each other for domi
nance through their
sounds. Although
both pu1 on a good
performance, 1e5kcy
and her 8u1t rcaUy
stoic the show ,vith
her seemingly never
ending bird ctlls.
Next up v.r:i.s Scotr
Kri=r on chc gui
ra.r, who wowed the
;mdicncc "'irh his
i1ut:nsely involve<i,
borderline tmotion•
al playing bis music.
Krirltr preceded his music wi1h a panic•
ularly lengthy. informltivc o:pl:tnarion.
You nuy think such an o:planation about
music over 50 years old would be boring,
but it was comple1dy mindboggling how
much life Krir1.Cr brought in10 the songs
he pl,yed. The songs were in rwo groups,
by rwo separa« composers: First he played
three of William Walton's Five Bagardlcs
from 1971, and then three preludes rerni
niscc-nt ofAamenco by Br.tzilian compo~r
Hci,or Villalobo.,.
Kri11.cr was followed by Susan Mcll<:rry
singing soprano, wi~h Stephanie "'lnomp
son accompanying her on the piano. They
«cared us to Trois Melodics by Olivier
M~iaen-or co be more ex:acr, nvo by
Mcss-i:lcn and one by his morhcr. h was really amazing t0
heir McBerry sing: Jt's been quite some time since I've been treated to such singing.
Allen Machews followed them by playing 11.rce songs on
chc guitar by Cuba.n composer Leo Brouwer, based on Afri
ca1l Jove swrics-"The Warrior's Harp," "Plight of the Lovers
through the Valley of Echoes." and "Ballad of chc Young Girl
in Love."
I was particularly sm,ck by how he held his guitar. Un
like mos, people 1h01 you see pl•ying guitar, Marhews held
ii almosr in• vertical posirion (albeit at a slight slanc), rather
than a horizontal one~ He larcr explained it's more comfort•
able 10 play ,hat way. Machc,"" was very good, and the music
he played sounded almost like something I might hear at a
concert in present day {although maybe that's bocause it was
wrirtcn i1l 1981 ).
The concert nea~d k~ end with a violin quanct. Hong
Chou and Elisa Boynton played violin, Joel Belgique played
violo, Dori.en de Wn played cello,
and George Skipwonh was behind
the piono. ·n,c quarrct play<-d anoth
c.r shorr piece by Olivier Mcssia('n
(d1e concert was .. in c.c:lc:brarion o(
his cc.mcnary"). It was like witching
an orchestra. but only for five min
utes ...
The la.« performance of chc
night was Trcs Lene by Joan Tower.
wich Dorien de u.-60 on cello and
Thompscm :'lgllin on pi:'lno.
Upon reflecting on the evening,
it is easy m see that this experience
is w1iquc in c.hc regular comcx-t
of performance at Lewis & Clark.
'"[Friends of Rnin Artist1c Ditec•
rorl Mike Johanson has done a re
ally fine job of organizing a program
that srrecches most people's palette."
said MathcW$. "I believe thor by in
troducing srudtrH.S and aJmntuniry
members 10 new classical work5 and
composer.s. we c.1n foster an expand ..
cd appreciation for the ans. ancl mu·
sic specifically."
Top: Scott Kritzer steals the show on guitar.
Bottom: The Friends of Rain ensemble together. Anna· Gale's
blank canvas
by Hunter Franks I/ editor-in-chief
1l1e Anne Cale exhibition is so d.Uficuh to gc.c co
in ics perch up in the sky, on the fourth floor of 1he
Hoffman Wing, one would chink it's hc:3venly. Bu,
ir is fur from it. '[he exhibit is pushed back inro a
fur corner of 1he 1op Aoor of the mtL<eum, and you
could easily 1niss it if you weren't looking for it. lt is
composed of a number of oil pomaits of people with
blank expressions. Some arc·depicted in the nude.
suggesting a ccnain level of embarrassed exposure.
Tue paintings themselves echo the bland expres
sions on 1he faces of the subjeccs. Gale uses mosc
ly grnys, browns. and blacks. Any splash of color is
\'ery muted. Gale's work is highly procc..-ss~ivcn, as
she copturcs many hours of changing emotion and
shifting ligh1 in one concenrra«-d image. -lhus, her
p•intings depict the passing of lime through real-life
observation. Yet, c.hey are not effective. Tur paintings
come across as nothing more than fragmented por-
1raics. No, un1il you learn the method, does 1he frag
mentation become me:mingli.11.
Pan of 1hc exhibits downfull is the fuc1 that 1wo
stories below Gale's work is a much hen-er known
pmcess artist: Chuck Close. The Chuck Close cxhi
bicion takes up three separate galleries on the Aoor
-::m<l is an intensive study of Closc's mrciculou.~ pro
cess. Being rnken in by ,he massi•e Close exhibir
gre:tuy diminishes , he small scale of Gale's wo1k rwo
Roors up.
Below: Ann Gale, Babs with Ribbons
(detail), 2007, Oil on canvas, Courtesy of
Hackett-Freedman Gallery, San Francisco.
71,eexhibit willbcopm until Feb. JO. 2008.
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King Lear:
Stallings goes
it alone
PHOTOBVERINCE£S
by Nik Walton II staff writer
Ir's hard, even if you uy, to find cwo different pro
ductions of a ploy 1har are exactly the same. Each scr
and each ncror bring something uaiquc 10 each perfor
mance. ond each person has a slightly different idea of
how a character or scene should be: por'craycd. As a re
suh, :1 production c:,n be as oomplic.arc-d as one want.~
10 make it. Johnny Stallings' production of K,11g ltnr
wa~ done without props, ce).),:umcs. or much of a ost.
Srnllings ployed every characr<r, usually using placc:-
ment and sometimes cone of voice co indk:ue charac•
1cr changes. He would :lJso occasionally come ouc oF
choracrer in ,he m.iddle of a scene just long enough ro
ad_d a quick stage direcrion or indicare chc entrance of
a new character. J n order co take care of some complex•
icy issues, he added his own commcncary in bem'ecn
scenes and summarized paNs he chose nor to acr om.
\,(/hilt-some of bl$ summ:uics were Slticc and concise.
others ua.ilcd off into some of his own specularion on
Shakespc-.uc- 1hough he wou.ld somcrimcs r:i.lk as ifhe
were simply in conversation with the audience., he kept
a professional cone throughout.
Al,hough these devices arc clever, they also make
opporrunicy for oor~fuslon. However, Stallings m:rn
agcd ro execute the performance quice well. His char•
acrcr changes were convincing and usually extremely
apparent, so there was ,,cry lircle confi.a.s-ion aboul who
h(' wa.~ at :1 given time. He also chose the scenes to per
form well; most scenes h.ad no more than rwo or three
charncrcrs in rhtm, buc were. also very significant to che
plor of chc play. Ir was easy ro follow what '""' going
on if you had.n'1 seen the ploy, bur it included enough
passages 1h>1 one could g« rhe feel of ,he rexr.
11,e producrion ,vu one well worth $Ceing. While it
doesn't fully serve as an actual production of King Le,tr,
St::tllings adds some great demcms that aren't a1ways
present in 3 tr:tditional produetion. It's noc everyday
you pack a room jusr to watch a man ralk 10 himself. The dea1h of supermen
A few problems and proposed solutions for the failure that is season two of "Heroes."
by Kit Shields // staff writer
Pew gr1..-at TV shows go out on rop of rhc.ir game. buc it is a
rare and bitarre torrurc to wntch 3 brilliant, beloved program
jump the shark by the b<:ginningof season rwo. As much as ir
fXtins ine co S."l}' it, "Heroes" is going down in a bla1.e ot c:rap.
lhe show's second season has been plagued by a profLLsion
of unnecessary plodincs and foolish character progrc.ssions. It
is as if the writers wamcd to see what would happen if they
took nearly evcryrhing funs liked abouc the incmliblc firs,
season, threw it away, and replaced it with dumb stuff. lhus,
most of the original ch:uacccrs have gonen .somcv,thar Jamer,
while :m ~ndlc:ss parade of new and incn:asingly unJcvclopcd
characters is inuoduet.--d.
Formerly badass bleeding-heart Peter Petrelli has been off
recnaeling Angela's Ashes ever since he went Licdc Boy over
Manhartan in ,he season one finale. What's more, he's totally
forgoncn how awesome he iS. and I h~we co s.1y, by w~k six of
him doing nothing bur makc:--our with Sincad O'Flannigan
and get Gaelic ranoos he's really going to regrer once he gelS
his memory back and fin cl< our he's neirhcr Irish nor a tool,
I'm srarcing co forget hnw awesome
he is as well.
Mcanwh ile, adorable, indestruc
tible Claire has a n,w, insufferable,
flying pile or poop for a boyfriend.
Not since--weli. not since Nik
ki has a character so desperately
needed ,o be killed off. Rccenrly,
he convinced Claire: that. insread
of saving the world from tomfool
ery, she should be using her powers
,o play pranks on drunken, bitchy
cheerleaders. Coody! I was so hop
ing chat 1hefd make the show a
lirde bit more like a Lindsay Lohan
movie! -rheir lirdc Lois and Clark
airborne sexcapades 1rt~ke me nos-.
talgic for the time when Claire's
love life included anempted rape
and ma.n.sfo.ughrer.
\'<Iha, of rhe rest of the original
Heroes? Nathan Perrelli had one
really cool fight s,:ene with Park-
man, but that's about aU he's done
sina: single-ha.ndedly saving New Yo,k City. l'arkman's de,1-
ing with daddy issues nnd probably doing some other srulf
I don't care abou1. Nikki is ooce mo(e vacillating berween
stupid hero and srupid villain, Sylar is gorging himself on
clmrros, and Mohinder is working both with The Company
and against ir to cre3re a vaccine~slash~disea.se chac will save
Molly and desrroy humankind.
Ac the same time as chcy ruin dmr-:,c1ers [\•e grown to
love, r.he writers have decided ,o inrroducc a bunch of people
1 can hare immedi,ncly. Ve,onica Mars showed up in Ireland
for about 30 seconds, did some bad acting, and chen dis,,p
pcared. Maya and ber 1ornllydoomt-d brother Alejandro con
cinuc ro baffle me with their strange and seemingly worrhless
power of holding hands. 7:hcn there's muscle-memory girl.
whose name escapes me (I w..tnt ro say ic's something with a
K ... Ka-Katrina?}. Her power is unb<:lievably cool bur all
she docs is ,>1hinc,
And yet, for all of these new and newly stupid cl,amcrers,
I can't help bur feel like we're righr back where we started
i.n season one. 1..3-St season, Nikki was inching eve., .. 50 .. s)ow)y
coward rcleva,1ce, but she's slid all cbe way back to point-less this season. Pttcr has forgotten how m use his powers
3nd what to do with chem, and he's goc another gitlfrien.d co
get kilk-<l. Chamcrers arc still relying on Lsaac's paintings for
plot advancement, e,·cn rhough chat fucker's been dead for
months. HRG is back to shady dealings with the. Ha.itian. al
lhough this time with more B-movic one .. lincrs. Sylar is still
alise ,ind nought)·, a.nd ano,her hero is systematically killing
,he others.
And, oh yeah, something bad is going ro happen•in New
Yock Again. A few weeks ago. afrer finally deciding 10 do
somerhing ime-rcsting, Peter and Maureen McMulligan lrav•
died into che future only to discover rha, New York has gone
10 shir. At fim, I honestly thought he had trnvellcd back ro
,he past in which he actually docs blow up the Big Apple.
Alas, n~ir appears this season's 6nalc will simply be an un
doubtedly less cool rehashing of last year's. Near as I can tell,
season rn•o is for funs who liked season one but wished it
were terrible.
But it docsn'r have to end rhis way. I b<:lieve ,ha, "He
roes" can be s:1.vcd. Herc ~re a
few suggestions to get things
back on track:
I) Kill Clo.ire's boyfritnd.
Any good plan of action must
begin with chis crucial seep.
2) Give Peter his freakillg
memory back. His amnesia was
probably ,he single worsr idea
the writers have had this season.
lt~s no1 coo lace co 6x h, though.
)use forger ,he memory-loss
thing, .. reunite him with Na
than, and ,hen let rhc ass-kick
ing commence.
3) Qui1 with the cirnc 1rav
cUing. Time u3,•cl is awesome
(as you'll s"' in #4). But rime
traveling as plot :1.dvanccmcnt
has become a crutch for chis se
ries. Lan season, time cravc1 was
ust..-d to great cffec'l ro cre.uc: cen ..
sion surrounding the bomb in
UUSTAATlOH BY EMILY Bt.00< N k. ) • cl cw Yor I ctc:rs rime rrav ing
last week. however, was completely unnecessary. First of aJI,
ir docsn·r mke a genius to figure out ch:u Thl~ Company is
dealing with a virus thar could become :rn epidemic, mostly
btcause Mohinder reminds us every episode. Second, some·
1 imes tension is created by 1101 knowing what's going to hap
pen jn advance. Sometimes cension is crc,ued by interesting
character devc1opmentS. or .sensible, interesting plots. Per
haps,.,,. could give rhor • cry.
4) Give Hiro :t spin-off: Even :amidst d1c Org)' or inan
ity that is St..""ason rwo of .. Hcroes;" the entire Takezo Kensei
plorlinc is a great idea, and it's playing out beautifully. Hiro's
Japa.,'°S<: .idvenrurc is by and large che only d1ing I look for
ward ro. The.rcfore, l lhink the Hiro c:har:tccer should be spun
off inco a crossover series of "'Heroes" and Q11a111111n l..~ap.
Ando could easily reprise Deon Stockwell's role.
Even ir my suggestions go unheeded, I'm srill holding out
rhat the wri1ers of .. Heroes~ have not gone on suikccarly-and
left the writing of rhis season to Claire's Pomeranian. And as
I srrugglc to find fuith ,hat at least one person working on
chis sbow is not a witless, masochistic lunatic. l take comfon
in this: only four months until .. Lost." Once upon a time.,
Arrs & Crafts lived har
moniously together as
a pair. But somewhere
i11 the depths of arr his
tory, rhc)' beg:m to Jose
couch, with An soaring
on to become an imcr
national superstar, and
Crafts left to tinker qui
edy u!lde.r An's CO!lceptual shadow. There is no doubt that a
ccnain amoum of craft is involved in m:1king Art, a.nd th.at
therc is an an co Craft, lished art centers like New York or Paris, Portland is Still bur
geoning. allowing it co embrace projec.ts like ;he Museum
wlch open arms. 711is is a prime time for our community,
and chc Museum is ready ro share ir with us, with a focus on cs and lectures are also
scheduled throughou,
rhe year, encouraging
c.ommunit)' members to
be involvt.-d in the Muse
mu's goings-on. Because
of support from the
Oregon Arcs Commis•
sion, the Regional Ans
& Culrurc Council, and
many ocher public and
private sponsors, admis.
sion fees are by dona•
tion only, making the
space chat much more
accessible.
·11,e Gallery, which is
really just • snaz,.cd-up gift shop, has • please-touch-the-art
policy, a unique experience which very few museum shops al·
low. Ceramics, jewelry, gr~ting cards, metal sculptures. and
ocher doohickeys crowd shelves and=·
During this past First Bm why has Craft, or the applied and decorative ans, al
waj'S gottc11 the short end of rhe popsiclc S'tick? Even with
renewed interest in modern design 0kca anyone?) and the
handmade (hello, knicting?), it has only recently been getting
the ;mention it deserves. With the opening of rhe Museum
of Contemporary Craft in Portland rhis past July, Craft is
back to show An that it's still got it. highly intemc:rive and communi•
cy-oricmcd exhibir.ions.
In the Lab, located in a room
upstairs off of the main exhibition
space, children and adul<S can get
their own hand.< dirty with local
artists, $ee demonnrations by re•
gional arr guilds, or have a coffee Upcoming events al the Museum Thursday, "Eden Rc"i••
itcd: The Ceramic An
of Kurt Weiser," .. Fonn
J\nim:.ucd," aod ""l11e
Living Room.. were
shown as rhe current Nov. 17: "BIIIHlmade ror the Holidays" opens, lealDrlQ
handmade ems trom na11ona1 and local artlsts.
Nov. 27: community Showcase: Portland Handweavers
Gulld/Columllla Basin Basketry 6ulld ·n,c br,nd new space at tl,e DeSoto building oa NW 5th
2nd Davis is actually just a f.icdift of what was originally
The Oregon Ccr_amic Srudio. Founded in 1937, ,he smdio break and discussion with exhibition c:ur.uori V~rious clas.~ .. exhibitions. Although I
did.n', ea.re rnuch for the aesd,etic of Weiscr's porcelain cc:
ramics (coo many womanly shapes and distonc<l f.ices), ir gor
me thinking about medium. Isn't porcelain reserved for dolls
and my mother's antique China? His technique pu1.1.lcd me
and I kept wondering how one even begins ro make porcc ..
laio, let alone paint ir as ma.<ecrfully as he did. ls chat ort? Or
is it a craft~ Is it both? was crcat<.-d by a few craft enthusiasts
wanting to supporr locnl arcisL~ :tnd
gcncr.irc aw:1reness about rhcir trades.
In a.ddition co continuing the leg
acy of d1estudio, the biggm leap th.,
che Museum has made i.s bringing
Craft to the forefront of the Portbnd
arc sce11e. For years, 1he former Lair
Hill location remained a hidden gem
known mainly 10 anisrs Lhcmsclves
or craft aficionados. By relocating ro
the heart of the Pe,rl, the Museum
emerges from the shadows and joins
the m2ny galleries and studios ,hat
Juve been in the spoclight the past
few years.
Other cenams in the OeSoco
buildi11g include Augen, Frodick.
and Blue Sky Galleries, and Charles
A. Hanman Fine An. all traditional
'"whicc cube.. galleries showcasing
the visual and 6ne arts, By stMding
proudly next to these insrirnrior,s ► rhc
Muscun, proves rh.ar Crafc doesn'r ex
ist solely in quilt or scrapbook form.
bur rather as artistic explorations oF
the functional chat do have a place on
the cube's shelves.
And what better audience could
there be than PonJand' Wi,h all of
rhe sewers, DIYers, graphic and fash
ion designers, pocters, and tbc eadless
list of -c.rs, we arc a rown th:u is jusr
becoming • ei<y-the art scene being
no exception.
In comparison to highly estab-PHOTOS COURTESY MARK STEW
Top and Bottom: Installations from "The Living Room," an exhibit
at the Museum of Contemporary Craft. The atyplcal llvlng rooms
-Cl'Nled using objects from the MuHum's collection and aCher
fumltute on loan. "11tc Uving Room• cxhibil, although small, ,v:is rnuch
more acstbctially exciting. Scc::n~ of :trypical living rooms
(or maybe acypic,,I collectors' living room.,) were recreated
with pieces from the Museum's collecrion 3.nd furnlrure: on
loan from local dealers and shops. lhc fuux-rooms explore
the idta of d,e living room as the ccmcr of the modern Amer
ican household and how craft 6cs into thar f'uneti<>n, raking
the current fascination wilh mid-century modern design into
consideration. Lllcc the Mu$Cum irsclf, "'n-1c Living Room•
updates Cmft. brings it int0 rhe now, andshov.,s us how intc-
gr:tl rn our lives it is, and has been, for many yea.rs.
"Crafl}' Wonderland," a marketplace of DIY-craftcrs, was
sec up in The Lab~ reinforcing thar comrnunity•<onnection
chac the Museum is so adam:int abour. I made :t Day of the
Dead skull out of foamy day with some kids who had trans·
formed ,he.ir c~mJ,<;ncrusted skulls into multi-colored piiza
pies. On the way out I caugh< a f"'Ck at a film called "Uto
pia Parkway," showin_g photographs of bonles lying on the
ground, with sqlliggly, amorphous, biological-looking forms
dancing wirhin rhe1n. ll1e Y:irious films in "'Form Animated"
remind us thar noc onl)' docs Craft cransccnd t.hc boundaries
of art, buc also of form.
From Eames 10 Zyasky, Craft has permeated our live., in
more ways than we realize, and it's time ro recognize irs pres•
cncc. If you believe " bowl is a bowl and a fork is a fork, I
must rcU you1 my friend, there is much. much more. Smp
by rhe museum to experience functional objeccs in a way
thac you have probably never considered. Art and Cmft have
come fuJJ-circle and arc 6r121ly rekindling their relationship
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Phillips and Carleton pass region to advance to nationals
by Amy Penner II staff writer
Saturday was an exciting day for rhc Lew.
is & Cl>rk Cros., Country teams as they can
their fin:il m«:1 or ,he season in the NCAA
U I Wcsc Region Ch•mpionships. The Pio
neer women rook fifth pl:ace among sixrccn
t~IT\5" while the men placed tenth of thinttn
ce:ims. 111e Pionc,..-cr.s hosccd chc: event ar chcir
home course, Mciver Srate Park in Estacada.
Ore. Sacurday was a be:tutiful day our on the
course. ft rained Friday night, so rhe gro1.1od
was damp. but ,he sun shined jusc t>nough to create ideal wcarher condirion.s for the run
ners.
Amanda Phillips ('08) fiJ,ished in founh
place and Tamm• Otrk,on ('09) came in
eighth. Phillips finished behind Sarah Zcr
un of \'(/ill.amene Unlvtn;.icy who won cbc
race. Maddie Coffman of Willan,cctc Uni
,·crsity who rook second, and Kenna Pac rick
ofll,e University of Puget Sound who placed
third. ·n,c firstandsc.:cond place reams from
Sarwday's e\'enr and the top SC\'en individu~
a.ls nm on the t0p 1wo teams will run ;u-Lhc
National Champion.<hip. ihc \XIHlanH~Hc women's team earned firsl
place and lite University or Pu~, Sound
cook second in Sarurday"s Regionals. Among
the women runners not on rhosc r,vo 1eams>
Phillips finished fim and Carleton finished
fourth, sending them both ,o the NJlional
Meet.
Addirionally. Kitty Smith ("09) took 39~
place. Kelsey Croall ("I I) came in 65 .. , and
HanMh Hulunc ('08) finished 73 ...
AH in all. the women's re:a.m had a fu.nwric
day. a11d the rcsul<J sa<isncd the entire team.
'"Given r.hc condirions of r.he course and the
PMOTO BY SNW1 DISl&TINO
Amanda Phillips ('08) legs out the finish to finish fourth, just behind competitor Kenna Patrick of Puget Sound.
~Q,j
~ SCORE
BOARD Women's Swimming
LC 1.56
Linlield 47 Men's Swimmjng
Linneld l 36
Linfield 45 pressure or the field. the women all com•
petcd very strongly :lgainst a Region of Ycry
competitive :uhletes. A1naoda and Tammi1
had specracular races. They had goals before
hand, and worked throughout die race to
achieve each of them." said Smith. the wom•
en's ce:im apcn.in thjs season.
Carleton, who will be gfJing to Narion:als
for Ult third timt, ,v.ts pleased with $;uur•
day's m<"<< and fods hopeful as an individ,"'I
runner and 35 part of ,he LC ream. "I 1m
very excited to run at NationaJs. 1'hc Na•
tionaJ Meer is -an emircly Jifferem race. \V/r:
line up with 250 or the bes, Division J 11 run
ners in the nation and usually are puc on very
difficult courses. I fed ptcpJrcd ,o run wdl:
l would love ,o run fast enough lO be tt<:
ogni:zed as an All-American, which m<'Jns I
need lO ,un in d,e top 35. rm really proud
of our cc:am chis season: we have (,Omc :mie•
some freshmen a.nd somt rccurnus who tt•
.Jly stepped it up. I think with some good
hard ,.,,o,k ,rnd some luck in g~rcing f'a.s-1 pro
sptcrivc smdcnt.~, nexc s,c;tSOn could bring w
ro NacionaJs as a c~m ...
The men's tt.am srruggled a bit on Sarur•
Jar, however, chc members of chc ream a.grtt
that their p,erform:tnces: ended the season on
a positive note.
David Berman ('09) finished 33"' in th<
race :md firsr of the Piom-cr men. ~n,l! 1op
thirty-five finisher> earned All-Wm Region
Honors, :rnd thfs w3.s his l'irsr .AJJ-Rcgion
dislinccion. ·"It's a ream effort out there."
s.-ud Berman. "I'm happy we ran well. We
went om for the lase mccc of che sc.-aso1\ :ind
had a great day. Being [a, our home course!
hdpcd. -n,. crowd wa.s key."
Orhc:r runners io LC's lineup Saturday in•
duded Karl Dickman (" IO) who placed 46'',
Jdf Carman ("09) who came in 49'', and
Rich;c LcDonnc (' 11) who finished 53"'.
Alrhough none of ,he men placed in ,he
N3cional Mce1, they a.re content when re•
Heeling on Sarurd:1y's mcec and on their im•
provcmcm this season.
Cannan commcmcd. "Coach Woodard
h:L< done a grc:ir job bringing the team along
and changing the atmosphere [and! attirudc
of many or the team n>cmbc:r,. All in large
our learn improvtd in every aspect from meet
to mccr through che £eason. Our regional
champion.ship showing w:ts ont of our fan•
esr rnccs., as a tt:3-m. oF chc season."
LC Cross Counrry hJs worked h.,rd this
season, and several runners h:wc ,vorkcd
through injuries and o,her challenges.
Phillips ,nd Carleton who will be com•
peting at Sr. Olars this weekend in Nation•
als.
Football
LinfieJd 66.
LC 0 1
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Season ends with loss to #3
Linfield: Pios get All-NWC
By Stefan Shearer// staff writer
It proved co be a birccrswcct \\'cc.·kcncl for
Lewis & Clark foo,l»JI. The Pioneers con
cluded rhc 2007 sca~n wid, n 66-0 loss ro
the Linfidd Wildcats last Saturday in Mc
Minnville. ·lhcn the mood ligh«m-d on
Monday, when numerous Pios rccc.·iv(-d all
conference honors.
-n1e Piooecrs fuccd :a difficult opponeur
S:uucday lfternooo iri che perenr1ial football
powerhouse Llnfidd Wildcacs. Linfidd won
the toss and chat set chc tone for the ri:sc of
the: afternoon. tVtcr dcJC'rring the LOSS, Lin
field oprcd ro kick off The kickoff resulted
in a touchback and the Pios starting at th('ir
own 20 yard line. In their first drive, the
Pios went three-and-om. accruing zero yards
in offense.
·n,is became th¢. order of' bu.sint:.$$ con
siderii1g the Pios only h:td Nvo firsr downs,
borh happening in the middle of the fourr.h
quarter. By the time d1c learns ht.-adcd co chc
locker rooms for halfcimc, j1 w~ 52-0. Wild
CltS.
·n1e resr of g:une Linfield coruinued to
play big on Jefcnsc allowing the l'ios jusi 43
)"'ds rota! offense our of their roral 44 plays.
Although Linfidd slowed down in the S<'C·
ond half. LC was nor able to contain their opponent's offense or produce any of c.hcir
own. Defensive determination by rhc Pios
did leave rhc Wilcacs scoreless in the fourrh
quam~r.
The loss to Linfield was 1hc end of an•
orh« ((H)) season, thus cxtcn<ling the cur•
rent losing ~1n:ak to 27 games {last win was
Oc1obcr 9, 2004 against Claremon1-Mudd
Scripps). Wirh 22 freshman on rhe rosrer
d1i.s year, one can onl)' hope chat che Pios will
impro"c <.·nough over the ofr•scason co snap
chc currcm .srrrnk and bring some wins back
to Fred Wilson Field next year.
llli.S weekend ~Jso signified the end or .
several dignified LC football cireers as well
as the awarding of all•confcrcncc honors 1·0
LC players. Scoior C.1.SC)' Wilson rerurncd
Pio rcprdent.:.nion ,o the wp of che confer
ence when he \Y':1$ :iw:inied First lbm honors
for hls performance as an oft'ensive linem:)n.
Capicali2ing on the holes in the defense ere•
atcd by Wilson, freshman running back Jo•
C\'Oncc Mayes drove his way to Second Team
honors.
Seniors Ryan Chapman and Ryan Lock
ard boLh earned honorable mention for dwir
contribu!ions in the linebacker posi1ion.
Othc:r honorable mentions arc Aj Brown,
quarterback; Mike: \X1cnntrlind, wide receiv
er; :i,,d Andrew Foote, kicker.
Football Standings 2007
Team NWC
Whitworth 6-0
Pacific Lutheran 4-2
Linfielf 4-2
Willamette 3-3
Puget Sound 2-4
Menlo 2-4
LC 0-6 Overall
8-2
7-2
6-3
4-6
4-5
2-8
0-9 . ____________ ..
David Berman ('09), c:1rned AII-\Xlcst-Rcgion honors with his performance :n region:1ls
on Saturday. Berman finished in the top Pio spoc ;u 33rd with a time or2G:38.85. Berman
is a ju1\ior lmcrnarional Affairs major from Sconsd:i.l(':, Ari1.. A co ... prc-sident of the Smdl'm
Arhlcce Advisory Committee, Berman dropped 15 seconds off his previous time to make: ir
into ,he rop 35.
Tnnmr:1 C1rleton ('09) hdd chc ranks (or ,he Pios all year long. She finished second for
rhc Pios and 8th in ,he Wcsr Region. Her rime of 22:07.75 was enough to qualify her for
nationals in Non.hfidd, Minn. chis wc-ckcnd. ""lhc junior Economics major hails From Elk,
Calif. and holds multiple LC records, induding the 5k rc:<:ord in uack, and is a member of
the Pamplin Society of Fellows.
LC Cross Country Top Finishers@ NCAA III West Region Championships
(Women, out of LI 4 runners)
Amanda Phillips ('08) -4rh
Tamma Carleton ('09) -8tb
Kitty Smith (' 1 0) -39th 21:42.85
22:07.75
23:43.15 (Men, outof96 runners)
David Berman ('09) -33rd
Karl Dickman (' 11) -46th_
Jeff Carman ('08) -49rh 26:39.85
26:57.70
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In Northwest schools of fish, women's swimming remains unbeaten
by Thomas Tillery // staff writer
1-hc Pioneer women's swim
learn js third in the league
with a 2-0 NWC record.
l'ugcc Sound and Whit
worth :ue also unbeacch <j
bltt ha\'e compcred in more
meets than the Pios, giving
th('m higher spots in t~ .,
sr.rndings. The men's team ? A I O ~!) , , ,~i '
0 ,~ ' JO )" ---:•=-
fuc«l 1ougher COn>J'<'ti- ~
tion l"arlier in rhe season
and mn their fim defeat (. . . ~
against Linfitld.
ll1c Pio~ men le was rJ ,
1c.o;1ed a~in.sr Linfidd '·
Friday night 3t rhc >-..
Zchmbaucr Swimming ~ '
Pavilion in their second ~
' d I f _ ~- \\ " conrertncc ua meet o n , , ~ . ,
rhe season. Bo,h reams .........,._ -~ ~~~~\\,, \ \ \ \\ were gc-:m:d up and ~ '\:\.,
looking to continue rhdr J!I \~ ~\1 I
youngwinningscrcaks.Unfor- " •~ 1~ \\\, :r· } I ~
' ' .
It ?
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✓••. C: z ?
• 1una1dy, the men fell a lirrleshorrof \ \, , ~\ , \ \ "--
thisgoal buL chcworncn$ te:.11Tl ~onrinucd /, / w \ \
their sneak, posring nil• ploce finishes in cv- (__
1 1 • ,.✓v . ------i. () ,-.
1 ,,--.,......_ ~-
cry event of the nighr. -me pior1ec-r women )/ .-:I r -
easily stroked chcir way co vicmry winning () {J -:. ~ I
)
1he m<'<'t 156-47 improving their conference Jordan ,he 500-yard free-
record ro 2,0, 3-0 ovcc.ill. srylc and the 1000-yard free.
Linds:.1y Nixon ('09) had an excclle111 d:.ay On 1he men's side. Linfield's overvvhclm-
in rhe w:.ucr. She placed first in borl, the 200 ing numbers proved a lirrle coo much for
Yard IM wiLh an irnpre55ivc time of2:)7 and chc Pionc.-c:rs to wirhsrand, winning nine our
1 he 200-Yard Butterfly with a rime of 2: 18. of 11 <''encs. The Wildcats oucscorcd the
Koy Collier ('09) and Cl•irc Jordan also Pioncetl 136 to 45 to boost 1hcir confcr
h:1d • sran,Jo.11 day: Colll<:rwinning the 200-encc record 10 3-1, 3-4 overall. Mau Yell in
yard Freesrylc and ,he 100-yard Frecsryleand (' 11) was ,he Pioneer's high scorer, earning 9 points in the 200 brcastscrokc. He was also
• member of both Ul<' 400 medley relay and
400 free rel:ty ce.,ms. Senior Owen Kenton
\\1'3$ -also one or the Pioneer's tar finl~hi:rs,
placing second in the 100-y.rd freestyle in a
time of 52.96 seconds. The Pio swim team jumps back into ac
tion roday in a dual mccr rigainst \Vhitwonh
at Zchntbaucr $\vlmming Pavilion. "( he red
hor women will Ix gunning for their fourth
straight win in :i ~ row while the men aucmpt
ro gft b:u;k on 1r:1ck and improve to 2-1 in
the Northwest Conference.
Delivering
Peace of Mind
Automotive
Service Upcoming Schedule: Pioneer Sports
to the
Lewis & Clark
community
since1981 ... Tom Dwver
■!•'II■
Rutomotiue Seruices Inc
ComoHmrnrarv
90 pt. Vehicle lnsp•crion for
th• Lew;s & Clark community/ -D --Sport
Date
Opponent/
Event
Location
Time Women's Men's
Swimming Swimming
Fri., Fri.,
Nov. 16 Nov. 16
Whitworth Whicworch
Pamplin Pamplin
6p.m. 6p.m. -
Women's Men's
Basketball Basketball
Fri., Nov. 16 Fri., Nov. 16
Sat., Nov 17 Sat., Nov. 17
Haverford Northwest
College
Menlo Univcrsii at the
Pac c
Pamplin Pamplin
Pamplin Stockcon, Calif.
8p.m. 6p.m.
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EIGHT DAYS OUT. A CALENDAR OF UPCOMING EVENTS
FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 16
Annie Kelsey Dissertation .Defcr1sc
10:00AM
Location: Rogers Hall 220
Annie Kelsey will defend her dissermion
cntidcJ "Principal Collaboration Using
Seu dent Growth Oaca 10 I mp rove Student
Success." Ms. Kelsey is• doctoral c.rndldatc
in ,he Educational Leadership Progr:un.
Mouu-t's Scheming Women
• 8:00 PM
Location: Evans ¥usic Auditorit.im
1 he Lewis and Clark Opera The:ucr pres
ents an evening of ~cenes from rhree comic
opcrdS by Mourt, feo1uring ,he charming
and often scheming women of rhcsc opc:ra~.
Don'c miss i1!
Ray Warren MulticulruraJ Symposium
All Day Event
Keynote lecture: Barbara). fields, ~Race
Ve.rsU$ Racism: What's in a \Vor<I?''
7:30 PM
Locat.ioo: Co,~ndl Chamber
Party fcaruringsal<a band Lo Nucstro
9:00 PM
Location: Trail Room
TUESDAY,
NOVEMBER 20
l11vi.sible Children Rough Cut Scrccn.ing
7:00 l'M
Location: Council Chambers
1l1is documentary p,o,.ides background in•
formation about the war that ha., b<.'C.Jl mk~
ing place bctwttn ,he Lords Resistance Army
and the: Ugar,d:rn Gove.mmcm. Over one
million people ha,·e been displnccd due 10
chis war. 1housands of bc,wccn che ages of
six and fifteen have ~11 adbucted co fighr
this war and have bcc,1 exposed to unbclicv~
able violence both sexual and physical. Please
mkc the lime to come our -and lc:am :'lbout
an issue that is lift·•changing, a documenta
ry th:u will encour.agc you f'O do something
about thi~ situation.
,Ca,ousels: The Art of the Animals
10:00 AM • 5:00 PM
Location: World 'forestry Center
4033 SW Canyon Road, Portland
Cos!': S7
With a long hiscory of corousels and biogra
phies of the Tflost famous wood carvers. visi
tors will be cmccd co an enchanting array of
eirouscl pieces from painted horses to strik-
ing dragon,. SATURDAY
NOVEMBER \ 7
Hope in a Time ofViolencc Conference
Location: J.R. Howard Hall
Cost: $110
9:00 AM· 9:25 AM:
Opening remark!.
9:30 Mvl -10:30 AM:
·1ncury Into Pracrice, The Reality of
• Surviving a School Shooring.
10:45 AM -11:45 AM:
'School Violence: Lessons Learned" Q & A
with Lirry Bentz.
Jnc 8.0.U.R.N.E. Ulrimm,m: Balancing
Ovcr-rcpf'e-11;enration & Undt'r•respn:sc11t'3-
tion is Necessary for Equaliry.
1:15 PM· 2:15 PM
BAM! Boys Advocacy and Mentoring: Pre•
vcnrion Croups for S.:hool-Age Boys.
2:30 PM· 3:30 PM
Cou111ering Sclf-lnfficred Violence in Subur·
ban Middle and High Schools.
3:30 PM· 4:00 PM
Dr. Rcjall wiU synthesize Saturday's major
themes into a 'cohc:rc:nr and tangible confer ..
tncc summary. P3rticipams will leave with
nc\V idca.s 3nd enthusiasm about their abili
cics 10 handle ,he cough issues prc><nred b)'
violcno: in its nmny forms.
WEDNESDAY,
NOVEMBER 21
"A Fairy Talc Christmas''
11:00 AM -4:00 PM
Location: Piuock Mansion
3229 NW Pinoek Drive, Portland
Cost: $7
Visitors will find their fuvorice foi'}' ••lcs
brought to life in the hi.storic mansion. Each
or the 23 rooms will revc:'11 che enchammcm
of such beloved ulcs such as "Be.ucy and the
Beast," "'Alice in \Vonderland," •J\Jaddin,"
'"Peter ran" :tnd ,,.Cinderella." And no holi
day celebration would be complete without
spying on Sama Claus, who will be gening
«-.dy for all the festivities.
Best of Portland Wa[kjng Tour
10:00 AM
Loc-.ttion: Pioneer Courthouse Square
Cost: $\S
Walkers will hear about early and modern
Ponland o.< your guide shows you a ciry rich
wich artwork. parks, bridgt-s, free public
transport::ition. fountains, countless coffee
shops, breweries and friendly people. Gee the
inside scoop and fun fuas about the city of
Portland. SUNDAY,
NOVEMBER 18
Catholic Eucharist
11:00AM
Location: Flan,gru, Chapel
During d1is seo.<on ofThank.<giving. you arc
invircd tO cclchrarc the Eucharist and give
than kt.. Franci$can Friar Pr. Mate 1Umulty.
will preside. Srudcms :1rc readers, cup n1in
ister. canror and bass pl~yer. ~Ao~ic is !tad
by Catherine and Eddie Murphy. \'lie share
brunch <0gcthcr afcer Moss in the dining
room.
1l1anksgiving Worship Service & Dinner
5:00PM
Location: Flanagan Chapel
'fhis annual Thanksgiving Worship f<.uure>
studcn, mu.sici:ms and n-adcrs i111d is :1 time
to give pcaisc and thank> 10 Cod. Students,
fuculry, and staff arc welcome. -n1osc-who
attend chc worship service 3re i1wited to 11
free Thanksgi"ing dinner immediately afo:r
,he service.
.
THURSDAY
NOVEMBER 22 MONDAY,
NOVEMBER 19
Diabe,es, Race, Scic.ne:c,a11d Disease
lnc<1ualiry
3:00PM
Location: Albany Quadrangle, Smic.h
Please join us for a calk given by L&C alum
Micheal Moncoya. prorc::;sor of onrhropol•
ogy 3t UC Irvine abcHn Diabetes.
Hungtt Banq_ue1
5:30 PM
Location: Temple-ton, Sta.mm
CoSt: Bon Meal or Fle.,c Points
Are you bungry? lmer~ted ln hw1gcr?
\'<'ant t0 know if smdencs in 11ortland arc
getting the nutrition they need? The Hun
ger Banquet is moddd ofter OXFAM',
Hunger Banquet, which examines issues
of hunger ond food access a, • _global level.
1his year, however, Lewis & Clark's Hunger
Banquet will ·e~amine r.hc issues of hunger
among fumilics and children of the Port•
land community. The Hunger llanquet will
include ~n experiential me-al, a speaker, and
a discussion in order co ex.amine d1e is.sues
of buoger iM our own community. To gee
more ir1formarion pltase come to the office
of srudent leadership and s:ervic".
FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 23
Thanksgiving Break!
No School! -20
Your rie-dye rums me on
Bur i like naked hippies better
Good thing you have a space hearer
You: Chi-chi
Me: Nora boy
Piolog is so gay!
, . by Rex "The Punisher'' Steele II staff writer
In a surprtse rescimony this week, Pro ..
fcssor of Communications Peter Christen
son ducid-accd chc sexual orienrn.tion of che
Pioneer log Newspaper. Christenson, ad-•
visor lO the Piok')g, would inform3lly refer
10 rhe paper 3S "gay" during the 3wkward
silences char plague his Communications
I 00 classes.
Jn an cxc.lusivc interview this week,
Chrisrcnsoo broke down and outed 1he
ncwspaJ><'r, yelping • PIOLOG IS GAY"
while sobbing violcnrly. Chrisrcnscn has
bc.-cn our on a "personal leave" since the in
terview.
A thorough i1wcstig:11ion 10 determine the rcl:uio,lship ~rwee.n newspaper
:u1d advisor is imminenr. says President Hoch.src1der, who ass-erred thac he "'had
no idea thar the newspaper was 'char way.' Certainly you're.-nor insinuaring rhac
I'm, you know. char way."
Piolog is now more comfortable wi1h the idea of being ou1ed. ·unlike
R KeUy, wc:uc no longer 'trapped in rhc closer'," says a spokesperson for Piolog.
Bm. juSI like R. Kell)\ Piolog is undoub1edly gay.
"J>iolog was a bir ~ashful about irs scxualiry after being shot down by
KLC," s•ys the spokesperson in regards 10 Piolog's unrequited lo1•e for the seem
ingly-gay-but-somehow-straight radio station. "We really thought ir would be a
good ma1ch," says l'iolog, but KLC dismissed Piolog as a "(hmboyant ga),vad,"
which, :.1ccording to Piolog. is something i1 c.1n "deal with.~ More power to 'em. To subrn,t your own ''YCME,"
eman piolog@lclarkedu
2 3
5
6
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ACROSS the Pioneer Log. November 16, 2007
You: Piolog
Me: Gay
You: Looking aL me
Me: Eye-fucking tbc shit our of you
You: Rubberband Man
Me: Wancing to screrch you our.
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Perfect topping for turkey, or licking
off your lover's body
; '£he juice from thi_s fruit is mosc often
mixed wi,h vodb 2 ·n,, worst day of rhc year to shop
3 Event, commonly rd'err<.-d 10 as"';\ cir
cus's 'special-needs' lhtlc brorher" 6 Think om•II pox blonkcrs
7 ___ forgiving me crabs, bitch. 4 A rasry rreor for C\'ory girl nnd boy
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HTTP://www.r10l.OG.NHT Electronic Music show gets sober
The electronic music
concert, traditionally
marked by La~t-day-of
c!asses deviance, will
take place this semester
in the afternoon and
admit only those who
have been given tick
ets.
by Rachel Schiff// editor~n-chief
Try co rtmembcr last spring's
Elcccronic Music )ho,v. For some,
it's difficult to forget ,he pulsat•
ing mu).ic, 1he roar of lht< smdcnt.S
,har packed Ev:tns beyond capacity.
and the plea From the instructor
of Elcccronic Music. Jeff Leonard,
that interrupted rhc concert ro :.uk
srude111s 10 s1op lighling up and
op<ning bortle>. For others, the
night is hazy. the commotion and
the mu.sic both washed away by the
conrc:.ms of-:. six-pack.
In the p:ut, reliving ,he rowdy
concert was easy: one simply wenr
to nexc semester's show. "Ibis se
mester, however, rhe Elt'Crconic
Music concert promises to be ;m
cmirdy different event. 1 he con
cert, though srill on , he Im day of
class. has been moved from 8 p.m.
10 3 p.m. Srudenrs must have a
rickcr to ancad. These 1ickets can
not be purch,scd; all forty s111denrs
.md r-:adiinga$$iStants in Leonard's
E.l«tronic Music classe.~ have 10
free tickers ro give om.
In addition, Campus Safety is
hiring four to six priv:ue seeuri1-y
guards to .supplemenr 1hcir own
presence aL 1ht" evenr. In order ro
1nlkc su~ that there is :ibsolurdy
no alcohol at the event. the guard.I
will prohibit students from bring·
ing rheir backpacks in10 the audi
coriurn.
The changes wer~ laid out in a
meering last month that included
0c'3n ofSrudcna Houston Dough,
OTl)', Dean of the College Julio de
Paula. Leonard .1nd re.presenrarives
from Campus Saf<ty 2nd Campus
Living. When Leonard informed
his srudenis of the changes, he says,
"'rhe reaction was 'thcy'v(" killed rhc
conccn. ,.,
Diri.-ctor of C,mpus Safe()' 11m
O'Dwyer ael<llowledgcd that the
changes arc dras-cic and confirmscd
,hat the college is trying 10 change Lhe entire acmospherc of the e"em.
"It's not any secret that the school is
rryiag to change tJ,e culrure of rhe
events on ca1npus. \Xie did rhis with
Homtt"Oming and witb Casino
N'ight last spring." s.tid O'Dwyer.
"Over -a period of rime, some su1-
dcnts got rhc idc.a that mies aren't
enforced, t~cing a culture thal ml consequences of last spring•s
debauchery. •1 don't think it's ru,
O\'crrcacrion."' said McClune, who
knows p,:ople who took acid and
snoned coke befo"' the show. "We
are nor enciclc:d ro do illegal things
on campu•. Jeff [L:onardl ,nd the
administration could get in crou•
ble."
M C • waru fart jokes."
disregards rhe
rules.."
De Paula
also acknowl
cdgcJ that the
change:., ro rhe
event follow
thl)Se reccnrlr
made ro other
college evcms.
"The ,hinking
was not un•
like 1ha1 for ''lc's not any secret char che
school is crying co change
che culture of che even cs on
campus. We did chis wich
Homecoming and with Ca
sino Nighr lasr Spring," said
Direcror of Campus Safety
Tim O'Dwyer. Clune
peers CX•
,he
rurn·out
for this
year•s con•
cert m be
dismal lx:-
c.1usc: of
the time
and ticket
rcquirt:•
mcnr.s, but Many of McClunc's pce:rs,
however, do not think that hil\'
ing • sober audience will mokc •II
chc changt.;S 10 the show wonh it.
•Tuey are basically iaking ,he con•
CCN aw~y from us,"' said Electromc
Music srudcnr Andrew Mcrri.1m
(' I OJ. "Students work so haid. thq
dc-51:rvc :1 packed house," Th:11 \,ron'1
be pos.<iblc under ,he change<. said
Merri:am, particul:trly boc.1tL~ of
tic:kt"ring ... , didn't know anyon~ in
rhc class last year, so had thrrc been
ticketing. I wouldn'r have gone 10
the show or raken an Elecrfonic
Music class this $Cme$ter."
tr C\'ery (ic.kct is given OU[ and
used, Evans will be filled ne~rly <O
c.1padry: SriU, many students ha,·c
told J.conard that 1hc1· doubr the)'
will be •hie to find IO friends 10
come ,at 3 p.m., a _time when 01.any
StudenLS hav~ cl.is.~ or work. Homccorn•
ing," he explained, t\Jrhough fewer
snrdenrs will be able to arrend. de
Paula says, "rhe clitt11ges allow for
n greater cross~secrion of tht com•
municy ro come,'" including aJum•
ni, faculty, and their families,
By replacing boozing students
with fumilies :tl che concert. che
3dministrruion nnd campus $3ft"ty
hope to diminare a culmrc that
Dwyer said is char•
actcrized by bl>t:tn t
violations of the drug
and alcohol policy.
While few srudents
den)' 1he pervasive
prestncc of drugs and
alcohol at lh¢ concert
in the pa.sl, mnny :.,r
guc rhoi the changes
are far roo dramatic.
I h.is nate of emer
gency rosponst is de
suuctivc to the com
munity-and will bring
3 nq,rative f«I to the
evemt said Morgan
Shaw-Fox ('09), who
is preparing a pic:cc
for his third clccrronic
music performance. rakes comfort in the facr that those
who do come will be able 10 focus
on the music. McClune S3)'$ that or
past shov.is she has 6'prCS\!ntcd seri
ous pieces co a rowdy, unresponsive
audience." Presenting such pieces
to :, drunken crowd. McClunC' ex
plained, make> "you fed like that
one rt'1lly dumb kid ia middle
school who read.s a re:illy serious
pocm to room full of kid., who Nevenhdess, Leona.rd bdic,·o
that the lucky srudcnts who do
receive one of the 400 rickers will
experience a g(e:u show. His stu•
dents. he s;iid. arc ctpable of crcat•
ing music for a. cdrkal, quicc, sobc:r
audience. "'Srudcm:s will have LO rc
,a.lly~make sure rh:at rhcir picccs~rc:
tish.!.: •
The Pioneer Log presents a
very special edition of the
week in Campo.
Graffiti. Light of my life,
fire of my loins. My sin, my
soul. Gra-ffi-ti: rhe rip of the
tongue caking a trip of duee
steps down che palate co tap,
at three, on the cecrh. Gra. Ffi.
Ti ...
... on rwo campus
signs.
... in a Templeton
room.
Gra. F£i. Ti.' stop
' mens NevmhdessShaw
Fox s,id he under•
srands the necessity
of ahcri ng the C\'Cllf.
"This is an academic
event; it1s our final for
chc doss."
Sydney McClunc
('08), an Electronic
Music teaching as
sistant, said 1-ha1 the
changes are the natu• *che form for chis week's Crime Beat was srraighc
up plagiarized from Nabokov's Lolita, our of sheer
boredom. If you're goi.ng co commie crimes, people,
please commie more interesting ones. • .u.1e_P_io_n_e_e_r_Lo~g;;;,'.;,N_o_v_e_m_b_e_r_1_6.;.,.2_00_1 _________ .... ijj4S$-- .... _____________________ 3_
by Angela Webber// news editor Senior Adan Vielma wins film
competitions with computer
animated commercials
Adan Vielma ('08), a Communications majo1; is communicating up a storm this semester. He has just won a national video contest sponsored
by the Task Force on the Future of American Innovation, won the popidar vote on a contest for 76 brand gas stations, and, afo1ig with room
mate Matt Christenson (' I 0) is in the running to direct a music video for the band Motion City Soundtrack. Is he in it for the money, or the
fame? What does he want to be when he grows up? Wasn't he one of the electric car guys? Vielma sat down with the Pioneer Log to answer some
of these questions ..
Pioneer Log; What arc you doing
these days?
Adan Vielma: I'm sleeping, or eat•
ing, or in class ... and when I'm
001 doing thar, I'm doing :mima ..
1ion de$igns or wairing for comest
results.
How did you start c,nteri.n_s these
video conte.us?
h !'Ill srorred rhis summer.., I was
sining in bed with my acw laptop
computer. I was surfing Youll1bc,
thinking I could w:uch some ninny
videos before I wen, ro bed. And I
smmblcd upon chis contest for Bcsl
Buy. where you could win SI 5,000
ro deck om your dorm mom. So I
,hough, maybe I could do some
Lhing \\'Cird th~H people would re ..
,lly like. So after working straight
for thret' day.s. I Cnt('rcd the comest
and got nimh place, which w:i.s :1
$250 gift card. which I govc to •
F..mily friend.
What other comcsts have you co ..
le.red.?
The Task Force on the Furure of
American lnnov-.1tion-th~s is the
comest I woo, first place, actu•
ally. ·n1is wa.-. a two.minute video
about American Innovations. So I
took three things, CPS, Radar, and
an MRI. and I built rhem, using
the innovation of my mind. I re•
,lly w:1111ed ro do blueprints-so I
sraned drawing, made a blucprim,
and then l designed a cwo-minmc
animation and it all c::ime together.
And I got a ctll after a while from
1he head guy, after I thoughr I <l
losi-and they flew me down 10 DC
last week for the awards ceremony.
"Ibis oth<r comest, rhc 76 g:ts
st.nion vidt-o conci:st-1 srumbled
across I his one rhrough Facebook
a 25-second ga.s commercial, I
won ,he people's popularity prize,
which is many, many thanks tO all PHOTO BY 8EH BATEU.I.N
Adan Vielma spends much of his time animating videos for various online film competi
tions, and expects to continue in the field after graduating in the spring.
the (><'Opie on t:1mpus who voted
for me, I wouldn~, have gouen that
oi:herwise.
lhe Motion Ci,y Soundtrack
comcsr- chi.s comest is still going
on. I found out abou1 this through
my roommarc IM:1u Christenson
('10)], who reolly loves this band.
The comest is for rhe oppormnity
to direct one of their mu.sic vid•
cos, and we're scrnifin:,Hsrs righL
now. \Y/c had a confere11cc all wirh
some record executive.~ and ,he
b~11\d, :tnd it was amning.
What arc you doing thisfor?
I'm not doing it for I he money :u
all. E.1eh con1es1 I enter, I already
specify who fhc money goes co. For
example, for ,he 76 gas commcrciaJ. I won a yt·a.r's worth of gas, which
I'm giving co my sister, mostly be
cause she's worried :ibou, mo,\ey.
and 1 don't rc:a11y worry roo much.
I'm 1101 doing it for the money, I
give it away 10 _people who really,
really need it, mostly F..mily rclot
ed. If I'm doing it for anything. I
do it for the f'un, especially the Mo-
1ion City Soundtrnck. It's a lor of
fun and I really enjoy ir.
What kinds of things do your
films have i,n com.moo!
I would s.1y my animations arc col•
orful, and isometric. It could be
described as a Aad-gradirnt 30.
My favorite thing I've done is ,his
pop-up book thing we mnde for
the Morion Cir)' Sound1t:lck vid-co -and ir's beautiful, it's colorful,
and you just w:uu ro play with it. le
looks like child's 10ys. Bue I hated ir
at fi rsr because it cook me so long.
What has been the best moment
of your Li.fe? Your LC ca.rec.r? Your
6lm career?
-n,is year has be<:n the be,t time
ever that I've had ar Lewis & Clark
-bm it's also bce11 che weirdest
time because I'm noc really con•
nccted ro the LC community. I'm
irying new things. but 1 also expect
and realize I'll b<.· crying \'Cry new
things like li\'ing without college
\'Cry vc:ry shortly. I t·hink cveryonc:
goes through cha1.
7 he best moment of my life has
to be at the beginning of any idea. The moment when I dream abou1
something, it feels like it has infi
oite possibili1y. The uan or any
dre:im is the best feding-this weird
essence of wonderful ncss.
How did you gee into video? How
do you ha"·e time?
I've do1H~ A:ash ~rnimations since
fre_shman year of high school. In
a class, one of my c<:achcrs gave
me • trial CD for flash p_roduci:s.
so l c:n<lc,,-d up rrying ii out and ir
changed my life. I don', really do
video. I do animarion 3n<l then
s..we it as a video. Ir's a nick, rally.
I'm a person and I know wh.u
looks cool -I'm like you. I like
things th::it I like. :rnd I want co
nuke chings rhac I like.
I have rime because I don't do
anything dsc. I 'don'r do homework
and I don', do d:asswork. I don't
puc the effort in th:u evcr>•one: else
does bec:iuse I don', ree the posirivc
benefirs. Why do sd1oolwork when
I could a.I ready be doing wha1· I'll
be doing in nine months once I
graduate?
What do you plan to do after
graduating?
The same: thing I am now-I h:ive
some offers for freelance :1ninu
rion, so I'll do ,ha, for• while. l'\'c
also been working for a business we
SL1.ned dealing with renewable en
ergy, so chat's where I spend most
of my time. The video 1hil'1g is fun,
and ( wo111
( deny 1 have a ralent for
it, but l wam ro do something els<.·.
[ want ro change chc world. l .sec
things in rhc fururc, and ) wam tO
make chem. I have I hous:wds of
inventions drafted up, but a lot of
thtm :ire little. like rhe piano neck ..
ci~buc 1 w3nt co make the Google
necktie. I want to make something
big th:1t will change the world. .4,;;;, _____________________ ..i .... §i4§\k ........ ________ rh_e_P_io_n_e_e_r_L_o,.g,_,_N_o_ve_m_b_e_r_1..,6,.,_2_0_01
Pamplin Society ope.ns door to seven new members
The Pamplin Society of Fel
lows recently inducted its new
members, as part of one of
LC's Jew annual traditions
by Chris Bailey /I staff writer
Seven sophomores have been sdeccl-d
for induction imo 1hc Pamplin Socie1)', th<'
highest undergradu01e honor the C.ollege bc
stov,:s.
-n1is year's inductees :1re: M~dclinc Cole,
a Hisp:11,ic Studies and Biochemistry double
major; Jayson Esrnssi, a History and His
panic srudies double major, Andtt'w Foote.
:a Mathcmalical ScicnCC'$ :md Economics
major; Andn:a Liamwo, who is undeclared,
Anne McHugh, a Biology major; Hannah
S:ncin. an I ncernacionaJ Affairs major; and
Shelley Yunjie Zhoo, o rhysics major.
·n,c Sociciy wos esi,blishcd in 1993 on
principles outlined by Robert Pamplin, an
alum1Ht$ :ind former Chairman of the: Board
of'lfustecs. -n,esc principlt;S include .. supe
rior inrdlccrual promise and performance,
dedkation to the ,veJfurcof onc'scommunit)'•
commirmcnt ro physiC.11 fitness; and unim
pcad1ablc in«griiy." l'amplin esi,blishcd the
cndowmeni for the Society during his ten
ure as chairman, out of chc de-sire ro cre:uc a
program simil:ir in purpose and standards 10
something like the Rhodes Scholarship.
·n1c proc<.'SS is a long one. starting in April
when the Dean of the College scnr out a cunpus-widc email seeking norni11:Hions for
qualifi.c:d students who were completing their
firsr year. ·rhesc nominations can come from
prol~'SSOrs or the s1Udcnts themselves. Ltr
ters were senr out over the summer to those
who qualify :.and 1hc11 thcy can submir a for
mal applicarion. /\ group of 12 to 15 were
sc:lcct<.-d from this pool by a formal commit
'"" of Pamplin Professor, .tnd the Dean of
the College. Current Fellows intt'rvicwcd the
finalists .u· the b<.-ginning of fall ~emesrtr and
lhc group is whittled down ro seven for final
approval from the Presidenr.
Going 1hrough ,he gaund« of ap•
plications and incerviews :rnd the ulrirn:l(e
prestige cl1:1t comes wi1h the tide of P:-impHn
fdlow, some-srnd~nts fed tremcn~lous pres
sure. Fellow Shelley Zhao (' I 0), ., l'h)',iCS
major . .spokt': abou1 how the cxpt:rience put
her commitmcnr ro lcademics in pcrspec
cive. ·•r feel like before beiflg r1omin:ucd,
grades did,,'t m:mcr as much," she s.1id. "'Af
ter rhar first nomi1lation and since ,hen, I've
b<.."t!n so much more :lW;U'e about mainraining
n,y GP/\. However, I've rolked 10 my profes
s.or, and he told me: no one lus been kkkcd
our of rhe society. Not yet, anyway.""
Often viewed as an exclusive group,
many art unaware of rf1c society's heavy pre..\
tncc on c.ampus through the sponsoring of
speakers and lectures thtoughom the year.
Fellow Jayson Esrnssi ('I 0), a Hisp,mic Stud·
ics and Hist0ry double major, says prior co
becoming involved, he did nm fully r,ali,.c
1 he extent of the socicry's in0uence. Ibey do
a IC)t of good things on campu$. Whether it's the Teacher or
che Year Award
or the <li.scusM
sion groups.
I'm glad we
can givc some•
th.ing back to
1he commu
nity."
Th < r c
an: perks-ro
membership
io rhc Pamplin
Socie1y, namely
rhc use-of d1e
Pamplin Society's
fOom in \Xian.ck
and n generous
grnnr covering the
costs o( tuilion.
Sm there's :t fu.ir
share:-of resp<m.si-
bilicy involved in
the tiile. "People
have Lhis idea that
we arc like :1 soci
ety or nerds: adds
Zhao, '"I mean we
kind of arc, but
that's not :1 bad
thing." MO, OANu,
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UUSOW'IONSY8RJ,DJONAS
Student activists blockade Olympia port
Lewis & Clark students join
in barricade of armored vehi
cles to protest war, and police
react with pepper spray
by Sara Jeffries II staff writer
l...t·wis & Clark sruclen1s joined in dTorrs
b~t week to stop m.ilir:uy cquipmcm from
being unloaded at the Pon of Olympio. Par•
cidpa1\t$ .s:1id protcscas at the port m11n
bcre<:I in rhe hundreds, despite hunget, r:1in.
and police re-sistance.
Guy Dobyns (' I 0), who was at the action
frorn Nov. 7 unrll Nov. 11, s:,,id he was in•
spired by the pa,sion of the people who c.1me
co help . ..:•)he creativiry and resilience or C\'
cryonc at the pon i.s a ccst:amcm co how ded
icated people arc ro resisting 1hc war. People
were out there non•stop from \Xledncsday ro
Suodny, gcuing linlc· co no sleep, exposed ro
cold and rainy we:nhcr, and rcpe:uedly s-uf
bing bruraliry"' the hands or ,he police:·
·n,e ac1ion began when tbc USNS Brir
cin :1rrivcd at the porr on November 5 and Olympia Pon Mili°'rariz:uion (OlyPMR)-a
group founded when Olympia peace activists
tried to block armored vehicles from lt-aving
rhe port last May-pas.,;ed the word on to
other members of the community :ind no~
tificd Evergreen Colkgc and Lewis & Clork
SOS chaprm.
On Nov. 7. IO Lewis & Clark stud en rs
went up co Olympia. P:mic.ipanrs said they
were rible to blockade several convoys of
:urned vehicles with their bodic.\ rh::at day.
Around 60 poop le g.d,ercd ar the p<>r1 the
next night and created :mother blockade. The
following night, rhc blockades coniinucd at
cwo pore entrances, stopping 1wo 1 mcks from
leaving. Around 7 a.rn. on November 1 J, chc
police arrived in full rior gear. A line of 20
people linked orms, goggk-. and bandanas on
1heir fuccs co procecr thcmscl\'es from pepper
spr.iy. 11,c procc.stcrs acted in a non-\'iolem
manner :,s tht')' linked arms. bo1 1·he police
still acted with force, participanrs said. ·rhcy
pushed ix-ople ond spmycd rhc protcStcr>
with pepper spray, which is supposed to be
used 10 subdue violc,n people. The police
would rip off 1hc goggll"S and b:mdan:1s be-fore shooring the protesters in the fucc.
··n,c fire depar1 mcnt and parnmedics
showed up, but wouldn't help those who had
been pepper sprayed," said protester Laur.i
Fraley (' 11 ). "All of our food and waler was
on the comer chat che cops had rakcn <>vcr,
a.nd rhey 1hrew away our food and drank and
dumped om our warer when it was obvious
1h:u we needed ic to care for those who had
been sprayed."
After the police attacks, the prott$Cers
split up into rwo groups. One: group hc.-ad
cd 10 downcown Olympia, where they tried
ro stop con,·oys by moving durnp:s,ers into
the mi,kUc of ,he roads. Orhers blockaded
a neorby 1-5 on-ramp. Pc-oplc linked >rms
with l'VC pip<$, which, once on pt,ople's
:mns, cannm be broken uni~ rhcy arc
sawed through. Frolcy ('II) w11S a pan of
,hi, blockade. bu, bad to leovc afrcr being
approached b)' police. Whcn rhc convoys
showed up. police cBrc:ctcd ~hem into or.her
lan<.-s mcam for opposing traffic.
-rhc reason that prot~rors c;i.mc co Olym•
pi:1 w:15 to end che Iraq \V.·lr and prevent
Olympia from being used as a 1nilin1ry port of dcparturt'. Prore.,rors were also concc.med
lhaL dc-plc-u:d ur:mium is used in armor and
munitions of armored \'ehides. This urn•
nitrnl, when dam<}gcd, can leak tldioaccivc
material. c:tusing hc.-alth problems for rhc
dock workers who are helping ,o move the
con"oys. Protc::srers were able to delay rhc
rranspon of cquipmc-nt. which they say will
make the port l<.-ss desirable to milit:Jry con
rraccors. Protes1ors say chat got support from
solcLlcrs who A:1shed pt_;1cc sigm, waved. and
even thankf:d chc.rn.
Dobyn) said he believes 1.har protesters'
cffons ow:r the past few days were impor
tam for eilding the war. "Acc.s-of tcsis1.1ncc
like chis arc imporram, because c.hc: momen
tum of the war rnachine is immense:. Despite
m:issivc public opposition co che war, despite
> ma.o;.sive ccsisrnncc within the milirnry. and
despite the de-:tr cmrnbling of our c-ountryS
ability co care for its own p<.-oplt' in situ:itions
like Katrina and health care, the political
body in Washington h,s done nothiog. I, is
not Congress ,hal will end rhis war, it has be•
come clear, bot resistance by rhe p~ple." I .1h,.e;,,P;,,;,,io~n 111e.e11r111L110.,e.ii •• N11110.,.ve.m.,.b,.e 11r.;1116•.•2•00•7------....,-i•i•••••--•---------------------5-
The Fighting Hamster
by Matt Savage // senior staff writer
'1 cut the taxes on everybody I didn't cut them. The Congress cut
them. I asked them t.o cut them. "
--George W Bush, Washington, D. C., Aug. 6, 2004
As most Americans 1ook at our upcoming Presidentlal
election, they ore often focused on the \'Z,r in Iraq or
healthcare. Rue there is anod1cr crisis looming 1hat many
Amr:.ricans are paying linlc or no ,:iuention to, which will
h;wc disastrous conscquencts if nothing i.s done.
Las, Wcdnc.sday, ,he dollar hit iis !owes, against the
Euro. 111c stock m:;irket continues ,o decline. 111is coma
,s a Chinese central bank \'ice director. Xu Jian, said ,he
dollar was '"losing iL~ smti1s as du:: wotld currency," a.ccording
10 Bl,,omherg News. Continuing dcficics could le:ld 10
Lhe selling off of Amc,ic:on assc15, which would ,hrow our
economy into ~ssion.
How <lid 1his hapl"'n? Prcsidenr Bush, with the
support of Congress, gave.-out m:usive rax cues that went
disproponiono1dy to the wcol,hy, while growing domestic
spending. He then, again with the support of Congress,
proceeded to spend hundred; of billions o( dollor> on ,he
War in Iraq wiLhout rescindjng Lhosc ta>-CUL$ or curling
spending. As a rC$ulr, rhc value of rhc dollar has gone down
dram:.:idally. and continues to do so, as we concinut' ro
borrow ro finance our spending.
·1h(n nvo rtbt("<~ events broug.hr the crisis to where ir
is 1oday. M:m)' in the 1r1iddlc--class who owned their own
homes but did 1101 sec.-income growth ncvcrchcless seem Ukc:
they did, by refinancing ,he growing value of ,heir homC$.
Spccul3tion and foolish loans lead to ,he now infamous
11mongage crisis". as Lhe real value of rC-:U est.ate caught up
with people, The second was the rise is g:tS pl'ices. wbkh
increased the amounc of money chat ,v;lS following OYcrsca.s.
Before this crisis gets any worse, and foreign bank.s do
start to sell off dollar-based assets, our country needs ,o wake up and do so_m«hing. Herc arc I here ,bin&5 ,hat Bush
could do roday to help nntigate ,his crisis.
·me first would be co starr 3 LU [0 pay for ,he War in
lrnq. I know its wishful d,inking, bur i, would be bcncr
for our <.-conomy if we acrua.lly started paying for this war
now. rather than leaving it to oor desccndams to pay for.
This shorr term sacrifio: wo111d in1mcdiatdy help our
long 1crm focal health, and dcuta.se the amount
we arc borrowing on the n:uional credit card.
We also could ,,.m pulling troops ou1 of
Iraq. which would be even bcncr for our
economy (among ochc:r thing,;).
111e second would be to get serious
ahout domestic sources of energy :ind
conservation, Every time \\c buy oil and
natural gai from ove.rsc:-JS we increase our
trade ddicir, and c.bc ;imounc we have co
borrow 10 make up for 1har. IF we could
decrease chc amount of e.nr-rgy we arc
boying, and int.rt3$e our producing of
ahc::mative energies, we could borrow Im.
And finally. we have ,o St3rt saving. I
would propose a sa"ings accounr for all
Americans chat people ..:ou1d put a ccrm.in
amount of their income imo, rax-frec.
The account$ ,vould be limited ro safe
in,•cstmenrs, and people: wirh low enough incomes could
receive marching funds to encourage saving. People would
b, able 10 ral« money ou, for limircd reason.<, like hcal,hcar<
or redrcmcm.
If" we !)t:lrc raking rhcsc steps, \\'C: can s.·tve our dollar-b:ised economy. Our if we keep spending money like cJ1crc·s no
tomorrow, tomorrow ,vill ootnc ond birc: us. in the ass.
Dear Editor, Letters to the Editor
Hippie LC vs. Preppy LC? It's all trendy LC. 1be
hippies have il'ods and the prcppic.< drink mare. SmdentS
ot LC :ttcn't diametrically opposed, and neither are
~cudcnt!I and tbc admini~trarion. AccusatiOrni that the:
adminisuat.ion is "'sacrificing learning fur pr~-rigc .. arc
compl«dy unfoumlcd. 1·1,, rcccnr ardclc, "FJce-offi tbe
O("',\' LC vs. lht: old• voiccs smdem eonctms about the
admmisu.-cion's priorities. buc a look at thr.5e concc:rr1.s
r,:veal ,hem ro be short sighted anJ poorly thought. We
flnd it offensive that som.: of our peers arc of 1hc 3-rricude
thar LC should be less pr<S1igious than its potcnrial.
R.2ising. chc prestige ~f dtis institution r.'li$CS the \,aluc of
our dcgrm. If ,here wer< no life after coUcgt, then let's
ha\'c • huge parry .md enjoy our time her,, bu< mnny of
u.s ca1nc m co1legc wirh the intention of improving our
adul, U\'e,. We want a job, a damn good job. and If our
furure employers look on LC as some1hing mort ch•n a
po1hcad school, ,hac's bcncr for everyone.
Funhcrmore. a prcstigiot.JS insthucion draws in higher
quoli/icd f.tculry. as ,oJcll as donations ro d,e endowmenr.
We already have amwng teaching staff here:, and a rare
and very pcrson;a:I opporcunit)' for one-on--onc cducarion.
Be proud of tlur. Al<0, of course the school wan IS to raise
Lhc endowmenr. It's nor motivated by greed but a desire to reduce. pressure (In raising tuition. A J..1cger cndowmcnc
Increases chc spending c•pacity of me college. Incident.illy,
Reed's hug< t>ndowmcm allows for hs incredibly l:ut drug
polic;,:i., it rec<ivcs no federal funding. And we'd like 10 pose a
que,tion ,o ,he Faccbook group "Smdcnrs for Lc,rning O"cr
Prestige,'" how i.s Lhe adrninis1radon .sacrificing !earning fur
"JlhDs" when the school does nor olfcr any PhD prognims?
As for comploinrs about Campus Safcry: Campo ,s noc
the GC$r,po. 1hc)' are doing their job. and gcne111lly ,hcy're
prc<ty nice about it. Yes. ther,, art problems wi,h Campo.
(no< a unique pbcnomenon). None<hdcss, punishmcnl5 for
cMnkjog~nd smoking on:-not very sc:vt're, ind wh~n students
go ,o the ho.<pirol for relony dmg u.sc Campus Safoy ,nd the
adminism1tfon v.ould be rcmi., if they diJ 1101 hing. This was
nor some .. minor off'cnK of policy1• :md disciplinary actions
arc necessary. In fuct we encourage the Oddi Eigh, and their
sy1npathizcrs co more greatly consider du: conscquc.nccs f"or
the actions. Of course, chac would involve: learning, over
prestige.
·£hanks for your con~idcrarioa, Dear Micor, Evan Higgin.;, LiSA Yarborough
\Y/,: wanted to offer our comment on an arcicle char
2ppcarcd in the October 26 cdirion of rhe />io11,,r log,
cnt.itled. "Dorm rooms shoulrl be exciring, no1 jus1 four
whin, w·.Jls." The Features Editor did a wonderful job
of reporting • vari<'<Y of very cool ide,s for Jecor.uing
residence h•U room~ and making ,hem places of
cxdrcmcnt -'"J comfort. Thcrr w;t.S one error in the
article. Under the cwrcnt poll.C)•, paindng of• ro:siJenc.c
hall room or campus aparunenr is not permitted. (Sittllng
!11, Residence Hall Handb\>ok, page J 6)
It is the i,11cn1ion o( our office, (C,mpus Living &
F:tcilirics Services) lOgcther with dt< Campus Living
Ad\ti.sory Commlucc ro teVicw the rurrem room JY-linting
polie)' and propose ., possibl, change for rhc 1003-09
jcademic year. Howc:-.·er, for rhc remainder of this year.
plea.st inforln your readers Lhat individual room painting
is not pern'lined.
Best_.
Sandi Bonemiller, Director of Housing & Oric:nrarion.
Campus u,,,ug
Larry Atchison, F:tcilitic:s Man•ger. Facilirics ~rvicc:s P .. ________________________ ... , .. , .. - .... ____________ i,iij ________ _ _ .. ... _ the Pioneer Log, November J 6, 2007
Young activist catches the
eye of serial cynic Rush Limbaugh
by Myles Creed // staff writer
Charlee Lockwood, a young Alaskan native and friend of the writer, speaks out to help prevent global warming
and ave her native culture from melting away Little did she know she would attract so much negative attention
from political commentator, Rush Limbaugh. Myles Creed shares his opinions on Limbaugh's reaction.
• Charlee Lockwood is a friend of mine. She was rais..>d
in S,. Michael, Alaska, a Native comrnuni<y of 250, and
she ancndcd Mt. Edgccurnbc High School in Sitka, Alasb
with me. As a child, she was r.1ughr 10 cherish her family's
Limbaugh said: "Ir's the Demo
crats exploiting a young child,
ladies and gentlemen, for the
advartcemenr of a political issue
char will grow the size of govern
ment and increase their control
,, H over everyone. e went on co
say chat her testimony that day
made him, "really want co puke."
subsisccncc: lifcscylc, even as chat lifestyle continues
10 fade from existence in rural Absh She is a
Yupik F.skin10, :md she is now 18. And she is an
acrivis:r. On Nov. 5. she gave ccsrimony before
a U.S. House subcommictce commcming on
i:he threat of global warming to her people's
subsiStenee lifesrylc and, csscmiolly, their
entire! culture.
Before Congress, Lockwood said, "I e's
really scary to lose our tradiiion, our culture,
and we've been living here for rhousands of
years and it's nor jusr rhar we're losing our
food, Ir's losing our homes., and because we
are spirirually connected. and cmocionaJly. and
physically connected 10 our homes, and there
a.re so many. so many, communities tbat arc
in trouble."
It was a very c!morion:tl rcstimony,
one that illtmr:ned her concern ahour
chc cfft-cts of global warming on her
community.
So, wo.,ld yo<t be 1hre:1cencd
by Lockwood' When I looked
ac adn.com, the websicc for rhc
Anchorage Daily News, I was
appalled :rnd disgusted by
what I found on the fronr
page. Wha1 I found was an
article abou1 Rush Limbaugh
and his atr.1ck on my friend.
On his R;idio Program, los1
Monday, Limbaugh said: "lc's for the adv:ince1rtcm of a politicaJ issu<" that wtll grow the si1.c
of go\fcrnrnenc and increase their control O\'Cr everyone." He
went on to say that bcr tcstimon)' dut day made him, •really
want to puke. l just want to throw up." He hdicvcd 1lun
Lockwood's emotional lt"stimony was scagcd and used for
political purposes. Alld he-did not stop.
On his Tuesday progr:.t.m, he bl::isted her furtJ1er, saying
i:hai global warnung has had no effect in Alaska since she was
bon1 (:at1 uucr lie}. and evet, goi,,g so far co obtaht background
information oo her. He said, "'She didn't notice ~nything was
wrong until she was told. lr is obvious that che young girl
has been brninw:1..Shcd and propagandized." He makes t.his
condusion because she did not know very much ahouc global
w:1.nning until her sophomote yea!', when she joined our high
school's environmental group, M,. Edgccumbe-Alash Youth
for En\fironmcmal Action. pan of a statewide organization of
students.
I doub, i:hat Limbaugh's research is valid. but if i1 was,
he may have found out a litrle more:-abour Charlcc. 1his ls
whar I know. J first me.-Ch.1rlcc when we were both frcslunan
ac Mt. Edgccumbe and as soon as I met her, I knew that she
> Cs was powerful young woman. Ac first, 1 -.... ~ only knew her as the girl who
joined every club in
school, but latN,
I knew her as
the girl who
wanted to make :a
difference.
Duriog her
sophomore year,
she joined A YEA
and found om
more abouc global
warming. Through
this organization1 she
understood 1hat what
wu h::ippening nc
home was nor just
unfortunate, ic w·as
worldwide. ln her
junior yc.r,
i:hc Democrats exploiting a
young child, ladies and gentlemen, ......__ she w:1.s pcr«>nally responsible for collecring signatures from
smdents in over fifty villages, and later travelled 10 DC 10
prcscnc i:hcrn to our Congressional dclegacion. She ""''
president of i:hc Mr. Edgccumbc chapter of AYEA her senior
year and was part of the AYP.A Smtewidc Advisory group.
L:ockwood at Mt. Edgecumbe High School prom.
flHOlO 8'Y MYLESQIEED
More chan a1lyone elst ar our school.
she cared about global warming and wamed it make it end.
Lockwood is nor a pawn; she a young woman wanting to
secure a better future for her, her ancestors, and her people.,
I understond that r.1king Rush Limbaugh seriously is a
mistake and I nlso beJicve wholche.1rtedly in rhc imporrancc
of free speech. But I also believe in respect ond I also
know understand iliac ffijs country was built upon morals.
Llmb;mgh i:ties co porrray himself as a man of morals. bur
rhar is supremely laughable. I do nor ask him 10 quit his
radio show, but I do wish th.at such a man wirh so many
lisreners would at lea.st have the incq;ricy to show at least
some modest rcspccr. Or maybe it's his lis·tcnc.rs who have
rhe problem. Either way, he and those who egg him on lack
respect.
As shown by tbc Professor of Economics Eban Good.stein'$
Focus ,he Nation Campaign. global warming is real. It is not
a figment of the liberal imagination and Lockwood is not a
pawn, but a rc:il person, affected by global warming. ■th-c•P•i•o.ne.e.r.L
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Lack of time prohibits giving thanks
Many students who live on the east coast or abroad are faced with an impossible amount of time to
see their families and celebrate 1hanksgiving.
by Sarah Bobertz // staff writer
I can'r have been ,he ooly one 10 do a double rake the firsr rime I checked chc
dares of chis semester's Thanksgiving bre:tk. Not only is the vacation period only four
days loag, classes cootinue unril Thanksgiving day is a mere few hour$ awa)'· Winter
break is nice aod long. allowing dmc for students to lake 3 full wontHs vacarion
betwc.'tn seme.\lers1 unlike thanksgiving. And yes. there an: essentially only three weeks
bc,ween Thanksgiving break and finaL.. As• marure, reasonable human being, i, is
undersc:md.able chal this poses a challenge co che college t1dministrntion hightr-ups The
who arc in charge of cooking up ,he campus calendar ,-.ch year. However, as• slighdy
homesick and very worn our studem, I would like co take a fow minutes to cornplain abour
a break thar barely allows enough lime 10 gee home and rake ;1 deep breach before we have
to head back 10 c,mpus on Sunday.
Lewis & Clark prides itself on itS ability to :1ctmcc narional and irncrnadonal studenrs.
There arc scudents from every corner of I he counrry here. many of whom arc fu.cing hours n_nd
hoursofairtravcl, layovers, Right connecrions, airpon sccuriry ljnes, and general cxh:.1us-rion.
These m,dems have thr«: oprions. 1.hcy can suffer ch rough• long day of regularly scheduled
classes Wednesday, chcn rush to chc .1irport m c:nch a late ~1fcernoon or evening flight co
hopefully arrive home before ,he clock mikes midnighr and ,he 1'hanksgiving holiday
officially begins. Or they can arrive home rhe morning of Thanksgiving for• cwo-day siinc
before jet<ing back
for classes Monday
morning. 1'hc third
and final oprion, to
simply skip Wednesday
cl::lsscsand a.r-ri\'C home
in ti1nc to make rhc
vacation period worth
u,c price of the Aighr,
d,-spire ,he disapprovol
of the adminis1r.arion.
Now, • obviously
skipping a Full day
of classes is actually
a tC'rriblc oprion, bu1
che college doe.<n'r
give students 1nuch of
~ choice. Of course it
is easily manageable
for most Wes, Co•st
!!llo-------J students to drive, ride,
Unplanned Pregnancy?
You Deserve to KNOW:
.. .Are you really pregnant?
.,.Hove you explored all .vour options?
.. Are all your questions answered? ... if next
week you find
yourself tired, cranky,
barely functioning, wait
ing in line to board a red
eye Wednesday night flight
home for a few shore days just
in time co turn around and do it
all over again, then this brief tirade is for
or r.ikc a qukk and easy Right home for • chr«.-..lay bn:a.k. bu< ,he college should recognize
th:)t if it wanes co haven nationally and intc.m:nionally reprcscmt.-d student body. ir has to
make allowances for extended travel time.
lnrcrnational students arc another story :,ltogecher. I su5pccr tha1 many of them, \Vhcchcr
or not they <:dcbr::icc the purely American Fn1anksg,iving rimal, have given up nny arrempcs to
figure oura workable Righr schedule to gcr home. I fin fuc, they find them.sdse.< forced 10 siay
on C:\mpus during break, they arc fuccd with a lonely, descrred campus and hardly any accc.ss
ro food or rransporration, as the Raz a,,d dini,,g services on campus arc undc:rst:mdably shur
down over chc holjday.
For anyone who h::tS endured the rancing and whining to this point, apologize arc cxrcnded.
h is obvious Lh:u there arc rnuch more imporr.mr, more pres~ing \'IQrld issues to be d.isrurbcd
and upser abour, bur if ncxr week you ~nd yourself 1ired. cranky. b.1rely Functioning, waiting
in line m board a rcd~cyc \'1cdncsday night Right home for a few shore days just in time to
turn around a.nd do it all over again, then rhi.s brief tir~1de is for you.
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Sushi yum yum: Your guide to it all
by Danny Garcia// head copy editor
Dr Im! ~ 1,!' ~ one often stumbles upon various obstacles. Some sushi is too
expensive, some is likely to be followed by food poisoning and some is jusc hard to find. These dilem
mas can even n,rn away people wbo have already decided char eating raw fish is a good idea. There is
a solucion co overcoming these obstacles, and char is co read the following reviews of four sushi joints
around Portland chat will either make you laugh, cry, or wish you had gone our for pizza.
m,m ,&N'U,1t1'<Q!
Sushi Takahashi, loc,ited just
norrh of Burnside on Broadway,
is the 6rst mentionable spot. It"s
a funky lirde place wich an easily
missed red poswrior. It's not in
the nice.it pan of town, bur it~s
only a bir of a walk from Pio
neer Square. Once inside, the
w,,lk sec.ms ml1Ch mo far for
such a di.smal sushi joint.
Oby, so chat was preuy
harsh. 1>crhaps there ,ve.te
high c.xpectations afrer going co
chc Takahashi on Glisan on the castside, which is owned
by che same people. Regardless, if the firsr ching you noricc
when walking imo a suslti joi,nt is th~ smell or fish. just wa_lk
right ouc ,be door. Fish shouldn't smell like fish; usually rhat's
jusr a sign of bad fish and one would be wise co move onco
rhr next spot,
The inside is pretty small. There are" few rabies that sur
round a cenrral sushi bar whc::re chc chefs prepare the food.
Jnstead of circulacillg on ;L conventional belt, phucs of SlL'i.hi
sir arop a crain thai rolls along the bar. Ar first I his idea seems
pretty neat. but ulcimately it doesn't functioo well. 1bcrc arc
only a few oars behind the rrajn. limiting the bais optioos.
It's beuer just co order specifics instead of pr-azing.
The price is righr. No pl:ue~coscs more than three bucks.
but you get cxacdy what you pay For. The ~lmon casted a
lirdc funky and the guacamole in the California rolls was
sporcy.
"01ough cheap and nm too fur away from Piom.'tr Square.
,his place should be• last resorr.
m£mJ
Jus1 sooth of Burnside on 13th Ave .. Masu is pretty inter
esting•• fur as sushi joints go. Patrons encer through a small
door on the side of a building ,nd follow a Bight of mirs up
to rhe second Hoor. where t.hc rcst.auran1 opens up Jnro a bar/
lounge -ara that is the rcsrauranr.
1·his is quire • different world comp>rcd co Sushi T.,ka
hasbi. Instead of a traditional sushi joinc wich Japanese para
phernalia and a homey feel, Ma.;u is like a night dub. Ar
10 o·clock the place hecom~ a minors-free bar, so minors
should expect rake our •Iler about 9:30 p.m. Considering the
lack of air circulation, perhaps rake our i.~ rhc bcncr choice.
·n,c food here is okay, perhaps• lictle coo funcy, the price
can be pr<rcy src-cp. Alrno<r all rhc specialty rolls ore over SI 0,
and ther gee a little weird: 'Ilic 13th Avenue, for example,
included some roasted red peppers and • mna roll. lt was an
imcrc:sting .1ddition, but a linlt odd. Some strange season
ing distsr«cd from what should h,ve been a good salmon.
Sometimes simp1c i.s jusr betrer. Mio Sushi is easily the place co go in Northwest. This 31,.
solurely :lmaz.ingsushi joint is quaint bur easy to miss. If 1.hey
rook down tht signs. it would look like any of the hc,uscssur ..
roundhlg it. Ln :J w:ly, it's pr<-ny incognito.
lhe resraurnnt isn~t necessarily the biggcsr joint in rown.
bur ir's comfonablc. There's plenty of room in chc middle
without rabies or chairs, which gives chc place a wonderful
flow.
l!1e food is phenomenal. Though the rolls arc on the
smaller side, rhe price is wdl within reason. For some reason,
when ~ting chis sushi a ,ya_rm feeling blossomed within ,nc.
Maybe ir was Lhc rice, maybe ic was a spice. buc soinet.hing
,,,..$ very diffcccm-a11d ,·ery good-about this food. 'l'he
specialty rolls here or< pretty fun coo. Try the Lovejoy, chc
Oregon or the Portland coils.
This place is amazing and in =-n ama:iing parr of town.
Highlight a trip down 23rd wirh a srop ar Mio Sushi-it will
nor disappoint.
Saburo's Sushi House is a sushi hoc s-po1, no doubt.
11,ough ir's located across the Sellwood Bridge, near d,e cor
ner of llybc:e Blvd and Milwaukie Me, chis place is worth
che crip.
711c biggest «,mplaint about Saburo~or.. ;is any patro~
would know, is that wah times 11re astronomic.al. 'Ihc rCS(:)U4
rnnc opens for dinner mos1 night$ at 5:00 p.m., bu1 the linc
sr-.arts 111 lease 15 minut~ e.1rlicr. Once the restaurant fills,
which doesn't take long considering it~ teeny proportions,
thl' wafr rime is ea~ily from 45 minutes 10 :u1 hour. Bur seri
ously, the wair's worth it.
111is s-u.shi is huge and it won\ burn a hole in your pocket.
Oh. and it's pretty good. Though chey o□ly le, you order su•
shi once, you'U be: surprised how much you'll ger. For chose
who have the time ro wair or can sne1k over before chc line's
too long, Saburo's is rhc place ro go. I have a tight group of friends and we al
ways chill together. I luavr sexual ne<ds, and
so do rh<y. I have a long distance boyfriend, but we an,
in an open rdationship bcaUS<! we n,a]Jz,: dm we have
<0 gtt some action before Christmas b=k (when we
s« each other nexr). I have hooked up wich a couple of
guys in my group of friends. Ir waso'r a big deal. just a
cuiw hookup. ·n,e c:ateh is mar my boyfriend. "Char
lie," is coming 10 visir ina couple w<eks. l want him tO
meet all my friends but it's gonna be so awlcw.u'd when
he meets rhc guys th21 I have hooked up wirh. What
do ldo?
Love. Oaudia
Dear Claudia,
Don't worry about ic babe. He has prot.lblv hooked
up with some girls coo. Just make sur< ;hat your pasr
hookups reali:u, rhar your bf is coming co visit so chcy
don't fccl weird about it. If )'OU aren'r awkward about it
your borfrimd won't have anything ro be weitd about
either. I hope chat you rold those boy, th>< Charlie is
your boyfriend, noc just a boy thar is • friend. If nor,
make ,ur< you are clear about 1lua_1 little fact. Good
luck!
Love, Suzy Nr,d ndPict? Se1ui q11ctions far
Suzy to fo,111m@!piojqg.ntt
"The cuter the animal, the
more likely I am to eat it. You
know, Thumper, Bambi .. :"
"Whac am 1 supposed co do
wirh a ceeching dinosaur?"
"It's like a chastity belt-but
made of ground beef."
"Yes, I'm so conformist that I threw my
ceU phone againsc a brick wall, but then it
opened up to Diagon Alley and T was like
'Fuck it; I'm never going to be normal."'
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You think you know but you have no idea
This is the diary of Alex Rihm, interim Chief Justice
M!tlJ! has a new sherrif in town.
She is punccual with an expressive
smelling device. Metamorphic reporcer
Danny Garcia gees jiggy with interim
Chief J uscice, Alex Rihm (' 10).
by Danny Garcia II head copy editor
Pioneer log: Whar ate your rc
sponsibilirics on ASLC?
Alex Rihni: J nm currently scrv•
ing :1s inr~rim ChicfJusricc until ar
lo.1>1 ,he end or chi, sc:niesicr. 1his
means I'm in charge oF tho p..,_, Re
view Amhority and also ovc.rsce-
ing smdcnr judicinl (issues], bylaw
questions and imcrprt"ratio__?s·
How long· have you bec.n irJVOl\'ed
withASLC?
I sr.mcd out as • PRA member Inst
year Juring my freshman year. 1
had ,,n 11n.1ucccssful bid for Chief
Justice last spring. but the person
for who I am currently serving for
as interim !Elliot White ('08)] gra
ciously asked mr-ro sray on as the
adrninlS"[r:uive :lSSisranr. which has
rolled inm Lhis.
What motivated you co get in
volved?
I had always wanted co serve on a
peer rc,•iew son of board. My high
school dido', have something lik,
that, so I decided that when I gor
10 college it would ~ea run rhing
rodo.
What fun fact would you like CV•
e:ryonc to know about your:telP.
I'm not acmally from a $tare ~ven ,hough I've livcd in the United
States all my life.
\Vb.at is your favorite pan or your
body? Why!
Well, I don't know. Maybe my
nose~ I r's \'cry cxpra~ive. 1 find that
maybe I wrinkle if mol'~ than ocher
people. And I hove this bump in
my nose that J son of tap on when
I really, reolly srarr ,hinking.
So would you say your nose is the
go-10 part of your face?
Yes, very much so.
What is your biggest pct. peeve,?
Tardiness. I find rh:u-maybc i•'•
the Ea.st Coa.stness in me--1 tend
to be ra,her on the prompr side of
things, so when I make an dfori ro
be on time for things I ge, kind of
frusrrntcd when people are tardy.
I'm jusr like, 'I r.tn hero! And I did
this and ,his .. .'
What do you do when people att
tardy?
I just son of scc1hc. No. I don't
acrunlly ge, angry at people. I jusr
sort of barrumph and move on.
What about your biggest bad
habit? Caffeine and I have hod a long and
illusrrious, often miserable, love af
fuir. In ,he form of coffee, rca. diet
coke (my ca11cer juice). I C'Vcn h,we
some caffeine pills in my bag. h's
something I wam 10 quir bul I real
istically wont I gave it up for Lcnr
once. and r m3de ir about three
day.,.
What is )'OUf biggest re.~
M>f legitimate. biggcs1 rear is fall~
ing down Sl3jrs in front of peopl<.
When do you have che biggest
urge to be naked? Wl1erc?
Um ... well it always helps when
y<>u'rc naked in the shower. Gerling
the clot.hes wet i~ nor very produc
th•c 10 getting yourself clean.
When do you bave the second
biggest urge to be naked?
Never?
How oft.en do you take part in a
money launde.ring scam?
Clcirly I'm a mob boss. You don't
know it, but this fridge is run of
cnsh. I aetunlly don't know how
money laundering works ...
What is the minimum amollnt
you take for a bribe?
Co«a make it in :tr leas1 six digits.
Do yo_u .ccept food1
Has 10 be baked goods.
If you could be an American
president, who would rou be a.nd
why?
Dcfinirely James Polk. He had n
multc,, 1 mean. come on. He died
of cholera, but I'd get over ,har. \Vhat $ingl'e ittm would you want
made illegal!
There's so much pottntial. .. I think
there could be some sorr of ban
on cars that get under a ccrc-;1in
amount of mile-s per gallon. Un
less you have a family with IO ki"-',
lhcn i,•s okay.
Who was the la.st person to use
'the )'t'wn-and-strctch., tech
nique 10 put his/her arm around
you? What was your rcaaion?
My neighbor Grace jokingly [pur
rhej y3wn-and-strc."tch move on
me and I nearly fell on the ground
laughing.
lf you ruJed the world, which ne•
ccssity would you deprive of your
dtizc:ns? Nc<:es~illcs beings food,
water and shehcr.
\'\lh:u kind of sadistic qucsrion is
this! I wouldn't deprive them or
:i.nrching.
But you have to. One thing has
to go for the benefit of the oth
ers because there aren•c enough
resources.
\Xlhac·s Lhc climate like?
Frigid cold.
Shit ... ,he people could ea, chc
s-nowl So maybe w:,rn:r wouJdn't
bt: as impormm? Bul oolr if it ,v.u
a pfacc with h:gitimatc, carable
snow.
\"(tho wouJd you mos• want co be
handcuffed to for a prolonged
period of time?
Handcuffed in a sexual way or 3)
in someone I'd just want 10 folio"•
around? IJ you think being handcuffed is
a sexual th.ing, ans,;\'C.r Lhc que.v
tion how you feel it $hould be an
swered.
Well, in a complctdy non.lCXual
w:1y, I would be handcuffed lO my
roommate, Kate Harbor. just bc
CJU..'ie I'm always so busy and I don'c
gcr co sec her. /11 n 11011-uxunl way. I
chink rd go wirh my rootrun3lC-
In a. sexual way ... ncvcr mind you
don't have to answer that.
There arc people I could ht hand
cuffed to in a sexual way that I
could l<arn from a for.
Excuse me? \Vhat?
You know, there arc some people
who arc overtly sexual, of which I
am not one of. But if I '"''Crt" tO be
h:1ndc.uffed to someone. it would
h:.wt to be someone r could learn
a lot from.
What other planet bc.<ides Earth
would you li\'C on and why?
Ob\•iously this questio1, wasn't de
signed for literal people. 1 ,hinkJ'd
want io go to one of rhc pl:u1crs
from "Star Wars." Maybe rhc one
with I he £woks, those really cuce
linle .. .likc giant living teddy bears.
Endor/ I think it'd be really cool
except for whe,, ln that one "Star
\Vars'' movie when they St~rced
getting killed, ,har was really trau
matizing 11s a kid because they're gi•
ant teddy bcars1
lf you were dtt:tt, which spccHlc
media source would you bring 10
keep you encenaiocd?
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#21 Men's Basketball prepares to dominate,
by Hunter Franks // editor-in-chief
For everything that will be the same inside Pamplin this season. much will Ix: differ
cr11. The faces will be familiar, as tl1c team returns four of five staners from last years
squad which finished 19-7 on the way 10 their first Nonhwcsl ConJcrcncc (NWC) cham
pionship since 2002. TI1c style of play will be familiar. as the Pioneers long-standing U'3·
dition ofleuing it fly from behind the arc will once again be on display. The Pios ranked
13~ in the nation last season in 1hrce-poin1 field goals per game.
But there arc changes from last season 100. 11,e preseason NWC coaches poll picked
the Pios as the unanimous favorite 10 win the conference. Last season tliey were picked
10 finish founh in the preseason poll. This means that they will have tl1e bulls eye on their
back all season, as opposed 10 last season when they fought their way 10 the top. "l Our
#21 ranking) won't change us but will mo1iva1eoppone111s," said Head Coach Bob Gail
lard. Junior guard Corey Allen expressed similar sentiments: "Last year, teams didn't
have us marked on their calendars. TI1is year we will probably be their most anticipatc-d
game in confercncc.h
Nol only will other teams in the conference be aflcr the Pios, but other teams in the
nation as well. since the Pios were muncd #21 in the nation in the prescason d3hoops.com
rankings. This is the first time tl1e Pios have been in tl1e preseason
national poll since 2002-2003 when they were
ranked 22"' after finishing up the 2001-2002
season as Lhc #9 team in the nation.
The Pios d.id receive five votes in the
NCAA DI LI national poll at the end oflast
season. bul never made it into lhc top
25. despite beating muionally-rankcd
Puget Sound on two separate occa
sions. TI1is season. Puget Sound is
rnnked #19 in the dJhoops.com
national poll, despite being
picked 10 finish behind LC in
the conference. This is partially
due 10 the foci that Puget Sound
has more national recognition than
LC, as tl1ey won three straight NWC
championships from 2003-2006 and
advanced deep into the NCAA Dill
1oumamcn1 each oftbose times.
Another change this season is the new
coun in Pamplin. The project was complct-ed over the summer and the new floor features the LC logo (altx:il the old logo), OS well
a brand new playing surface. The new look and feel wil I also change in the stands this
season since crowds will undoubtedly be larger and more intense after Inst year's sue•
ccss. The Pios were undefeated at home last season ( 11-0) and look 10 continue this home
domination with the suppon of their fans. ·'Our fans are by far the biggest sixth man in
our league," said Associate Head Coach Dinari Foreman. "They arc crazy and we all love
it. ..
Several students. including Mike Orr ('08) and Andrew Barnes ('08), have created
1-shirts for the s1Uden1 cheering section which read ''37 inches of rain a year ... and 1ha1's
outside the gym," The taglinc is a reference 10 LC's love for the three-pointer. since mak
ing a tluee is often referred 10 as "making it rain" in bnskc1ball.
A Faceb<J<Jk group "Poke ~,e Point Guard," founded by avid basketball fan and LC
alum Aron Phillips ('07). has 140 members and takes pride io using the popu'"r foccbook
feature 10 "poke" the opposing team's p0in1 guard and hopefully get into their head in tht
week preceding !heir game against LC.
There were glints of rising fnn supp0n last year, as a season-high 1,062 peoplea11end
ed LC's final home against Puget Sound. Clearly, a winning team 1ransla1cs into higher
auendancc. This season. look for s1ude111s 10 line the baselines and fill the stands in a way
1ha1 hasn't been seen since the 2002 season. "'The fans took us 10 a different level last
year and we hope that it can get even better being that we nre sending seven seniors off,"
said Foreman.
The Pios will once again look 10 Thomas Tillery ('08) to handle tl1c ball. The Pios were
second in all of DIii last season in turnovers-per-game, allowing only 9.6 1umovers-per
game. Tillery, one of the most well-rounded players in the NWC, will once :tgain look
10 drive 10 the basket and kick to the open Pios on the perimeter. ''Penetration is the key
10 our offense," said guard Mark Robinowirz ('08). If our guards can get into the IMe
and find the open man it is g()ing 10 be very hard 10 stop us." Allen agreed: "Drawing the
defender and then kicking out to an open shooter will be pivotal in winning our confer.
encr:.
Among the Pios' open shooters on the perimeter will be Robinowitz, Allen. Joey To
boni ('08), and David Berggren ('09). who led the Pios in three-point auempts and has
made at least one three in 32 straight games. Berggren. standing at 6'6". has become in
creasingly efficient al using his size and high release 10 spot-up over smaller guards.
Berggren, along with Toboni and Robinowitz (who came offtl1e bench). were the top
three scorers for tl1c Pios last season and it looks 10 be the same this season. as they ,,;11
most likely take tl1e majority of the three-point attempts.-Tl1e Pios will need 10 replact
last year's number five scorer, Jeff Christensen, who transferred 10 Division I Eastem
Washington this year. Staning spots will most likely be up in the air until conference
games begin, but the mostly likely candidate lo Stan in Christensen's place will be Allen.
who dominated early last season but Ll1en suAered through an injury. •
Robinowitz, along witl1 transfers Josh Kollasch (' I 0) and Tyson Papenfuss ('09) will
From left to right: David Berggren ('09) makes it rain. Celebrating the conference championship last season. Fans pack Pamplin. Thomas TIiiery ('08) will,¥ r _1h_e_P_i_o_n_ee_r_L_og_._N_o_ve_n_1_b_e_r _1_6_, 2_00_1 ________ ~@•fa@ ..... __________________ ....;1;;...;;1
~mid high expectat.ions.
be !he firs! off the bench. Pa1,enfuss transferred in from nearby Mt. Hood Community Col•
lege and Kollasch comes in from DI I Wes1em Staie College, where he average 7 .6 poinlS in
18 games last season.
The Pios will need 10 improve in several areas if they hope 10 get the NWC's au1oma1ic
bid into the NCAA Dll tournament. Defense is the most important aspect The l'ios are not
1he biggest of teams, with 6 '7'' Garren Waagmecster as !heir tallest player, the Pios often
1imes struggled to control the boards last season ... We don't necessarily need a big man. we
just need 10 be able 10 neutralize our opponents' opportunities in the paint," said Robinowitz.
"lfwc can rebound and llefcnd on the inside. we shouldn'i have 100 much trl>uble."
The Pios will depend on Geoe Rivera ('08) 10 anchor the defense. Rivera puUed down
an avernge of 5.7 boards per game last season and domina1cd· in tlie pain!, scuing the LC
single-season blocked sholS record at 51. "We need to improve our tenacity on the rebounds,
as often times we arc ou1sizcd," said Allen. Whal the Pios lack in size. they make up for in
quickness. "Forcing other teams to match up with our speed and quickness is harder tl1an us
matching up with their size," said Allen.
Free tltrows ,vere another lhom in the Pios·
side last season. They finished last in conference in rrec-tlirow percentage and struggled
10 make key free-throws in their season-ending loss at Whitworth last senson. "In our losses
lust year we missed cou111lcss free throws that proved to be very costly.'' said Robinowitz.
Another key for the Pios will be get6ng off to a good start. Last season, tl,ey go1 off
10 a mediocre 4-3 start in conference until they rolled off ten straight conference wins. If
they are able to re1um to 1he fomi they had during that winning streak; if they are able to
get tlie inside-out game working, hold opposing teams down on the boards, and make free
throws, then all the cylinders will be rolling. The na
tional ranking will climb, the student support will
be enormous, the wins will fall in10 place, and
the postscason berth that eluded tlie Pios last
year will become a reality. Foreman, who
knows himself what it's like to be·in the
postseason with an LC basketball 1cam,
summed it up: "This is a pretty veter•
an team and they all undersland we
bavc a great chance to do some•
thing special."
The mm opm rhe s,rrsoJ1 nt 6 p. m.
in Pamplin 011 Friday. November
16 againJI Northwesl
Univmiry. Women's Bball
'lhe Pioneer Women's Baskedxlll te:im w:as picked 10 finish third in
the NWC this =o aft« they finished third last season with a record
of 1(,-9 overall and 9·7 in confer<nce. The P,os start«! off0-3 in confer
ence and had an uphill banlc 10 g« back inco playoff contention. Th,y
made• valiam attempt and had momen~ of brilliance, as they went on
a winningsc:rcak of thn:c g;,meund anochcr offiv<!. 8,u ultimately, they
fdl short, losing twO of rheir final three games.
The Pios ore tecurning three: of rhcir four cop scorers from l~t sca.ron1
and bting in an inffux of 1.1.lenccd freshmen. Top scocer Crystal (Asrle
{'08) looks 10 lead a ,cam th"' brings in six rnlentcd freshmen. Jennifer
Haskell ('I!} brings in her experience from her Bree Hane High ,cam,
where she was the co-.MLL Lc~guc Oucsc:anding Player her senior sea
son. Freshmon Chrisrina Herring w.u,hcr team MVI( league MVP. and
an Inland Valley AII-Siarar Vivian Webb High School in Otliforni;i.
Guard Maegan Brighi. a 5· 10 small forward from LuchecJn High in
Sanro Ana. Calif., w:is named .ul•k'llgue in her junior und senior years as
well as being named to tbc Jll-<0umame111 te:ims Jr the Marina Classic
and Lady Rebel Cb,sic. He.1cher Jones (' I I) was a IW(? rim< 6m ,.:a,n
oll-leJgue player ac Ores High and w,u namt-d cbc 2007 1"4guc MVI~
Also coniing co LC is Efo.nbcth Johnson. on all scatc pl;,ycr from Skyline
High ln Urah.
Although the l'ios a.re pickeJ to fi11i<h third in conferenCt'. chcy have
• k"gicimatc ,hot 10 finish higher chan cha, if they tan improve their de
fense. ·n1c Pio..-: led rhc conference in offense l.asr season. :wcr.lghig 65.1
poin~ per game. But they foll into the bottom of the P3Ck when ir cune
w rebounding. r.rnking,;cvcnrh in the conferc:ncc. In -.ldltion. the Pio,
lost Samamha Jonasson1 who wns the Pio, seco11d lc.1ding reboundr:r
lase ScasQO,
If the Pios finish rhe sea,011 in ,he mp rhree in the N\XIC ,hey will
Jdyanc:c ro rhe poscse:i.son and play the number iwo seed with ,he win
nt!r adV:tndng to play the ont: seed. The wi11ocr of 1he conference has the
chance 10 advance 10 ,he NCAA DI U rourney. 12
"I just do what
feels good to me,
it's not about what
other people think.
Sometimes it's a
hit, sometimes it's
a miss, but I feel
good in my clothes."
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Friends of Rain come pouring down
Faculty Contemporary Music Ensemble presents concert featuring unique pieces and arrangements.
by Sam Stigler I/ webmaster
I had the good fonunc S•turday night 10 mend the fall
concert pur On by Frie,1ds of Rain. rhe music depanmcm's
F:iculcy Coniemporary Music Ensemble. To be clear, chis
wa.~ not a concc-n in the cradidonal sense of the word: The
band was noc playing the kind o( music chat we listen to on
a daily basis, chcrc were no ampUJiers or loudspe:tkers 10 be
seen, and much of the performance sec.med more 3c.adcm.ic
than concert-like. And instead of hordes of college studcncs
jamming the concerc. the majority of the audience was old
t:nough co be my parcnrs ... or older. SrilJ, it was quite an in
cercsting experience.
While cbe even, w.is officially put on by the faculcy music
ensemble, in actualicy differenr people came 10 stage for dif
ferent parL<. of the performance.
The first co play for 'chc audience was a duo consisting of
fostruc1or of Flute Nancy Teskey oo A1J1e (of cour<e), and
Carol Bid (another
music foculcy mem
ber, who is a piano
,cacher among other
professions) on pia
no. They ploy<d Ol
ivier Messiaen's Le
Merle Noir. which
imitates bird sounds.
Teskey and Biel, boch
1mnating djffcrcnt
birds (one a black
bird, le merlc noir),
tried to compete with
each other for domi
nance through their
sounds. Although
both pu1 on a good
performance, 1e5kcy
and her 8u1t rcaUy
stoic the show ,vith
her seemingly never
ending bird ctlls.
Next up v.r:i.s Scotr
Kri=r on chc gui
ra.r, who wowed the
;mdicncc "'irh his
i1ut:nsely involve<i,
borderline tmotion•
al playing bis music.
Krirltr preceded his music wi1h a panic•
ularly lengthy. informltivc o:pl:tnarion.
You nuy think such an o:planation about
music over 50 years old would be boring,
but it was comple1dy mindboggling how
much life Krir1.Cr brought in10 the songs
he pl,yed. The songs were in rwo groups,
by rwo separa« composers: First he played
three of William Walton's Five Bagardlcs
from 1971, and then three preludes rerni
niscc-nt ofAamenco by Br.tzilian compo~r
Hci,or Villalobo.,.
Kri11.cr was followed by Susan Mcll<:rry
singing soprano, wi~h Stephanie "'lnomp
son accompanying her on the piano. They
«cared us to Trois Melodics by Olivier
M~iaen-or co be more ex:acr, nvo by
Mcss-i:lcn and one by his morhcr. h was really amazing t0
heir McBerry sing: Jt's been quite some time since I've been treated to such singing.
Allen Machews followed them by playing 11.rce songs on
chc guitar by Cuba.n composer Leo Brouwer, based on Afri
ca1l Jove swrics-"The Warrior's Harp," "Plight of the Lovers
through the Valley of Echoes." and "Ballad of chc Young Girl
in Love."
I was particularly sm,ck by how he held his guitar. Un
like mos, people 1h01 you see pl•ying guitar, Marhews held
ii almosr in• vertical posirion (albeit at a slight slanc), rather
than a horizontal one~ He larcr explained it's more comfort•
able 10 play ,hat way. Machc,"" was very good, and the music
he played sounded almost like something I might hear at a
concert in present day {although maybe that's bocause it was
wrirtcn i1l 1981 ).
The concert nea~d k~ end with a violin quanct. Hong
Chou and Elisa Boynton played violin, Joel Belgique played
violo, Dori.en de Wn played cello,
and George Skipwonh was behind
the piono. ·n,c quarrct play<-d anoth
c.r shorr piece by Olivier Mcssia('n
(d1e concert was .. in c.c:lc:brarion o(
his cc.mcnary"). It was like witching
an orchestra. but only for five min
utes ...
The la.« performance of chc
night was Trcs Lene by Joan Tower.
wich Dorien de u.-60 on cello and
Thompscm :'lgllin on pi:'lno.
Upon reflecting on the evening,
it is easy m see that this experience
is w1iquc in c.hc regular comcx-t
of performance at Lewis & Clark.
'"[Friends of Rnin Artist1c Ditec•
rorl Mike Johanson has done a re
ally fine job of organizing a program
that srrecches most people's palette."
said MathcW$. "I believe thor by in
troducing srudtrH.S and aJmntuniry
members 10 new classical work5 and
composer.s. we c.1n foster an expand ..
cd appreciation for the ans. ancl mu·
sic specifically."
Top: Scott Kritzer steals the show on guitar.
Bottom: The Friends of Rain ensemble together. Anna· Gale's
blank canvas
by Hunter Franks I/ editor-in-chief
1l1e Anne Cale exhibition is so d.Uficuh to gc.c co
in ics perch up in the sky, on the fourth floor of 1he
Hoffman Wing, one would chink it's hc:3venly. Bu,
ir is fur from it. '[he exhibit is pushed back inro a
fur corner of 1he 1op Aoor of the mtL<eum, and you
could easily 1niss it if you weren't looking for it. lt is
composed of a number of oil pomaits of people with
blank expressions. Some arc·depicted in the nude.
suggesting a ccnain level of embarrassed exposure.
Tue paintings themselves echo the bland expres
sions on 1he faces of the subjeccs. Gale uses mosc
ly grnys, browns. and blacks. Any splash of color is
\'ery muted. Gale's work is highly procc..-ss~ivcn, as
she copturcs many hours of changing emotion and
shifting ligh1 in one concenrra«-d image. -lhus, her
p•intings depict the passing of lime through real-life
observation. Yet, c.hey are not effective. Tur paintings
come across as nothing more than fragmented por-
1raics. No, un1il you learn the method, does 1he frag
mentation become me:mingli.11.
Pan of 1hc exhibits downfull is the fuc1 that 1wo
stories below Gale's work is a much hen-er known
pmcess artist: Chuck Close. The Chuck Close cxhi
bicion takes up three separate galleries on the Aoor
-::m<l is an intensive study of Closc's mrciculou.~ pro
cess. Being rnken in by ,he massi•e Close exhibir
gre:tuy diminishes , he small scale of Gale's wo1k rwo
Roors up.
Below: Ann Gale, Babs with Ribbons
(detail), 2007, Oil on canvas, Courtesy of
Hackett-Freedman Gallery, San Francisco.
71,eexhibit willbcopm until Feb. JO. 2008.
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King Lear:
Stallings goes
it alone
PHOTOBVERINCE£S
by Nik Walton II staff writer
Ir's hard, even if you uy, to find cwo different pro
ductions of a ploy 1har are exactly the same. Each scr
and each ncror bring something uaiquc 10 each perfor
mance. ond each person has a slightly different idea of
how a character or scene should be: por'craycd. As a re
suh, :1 production c:,n be as oomplic.arc-d as one want.~
10 make it. Johnny Stallings' production of K,11g ltnr
wa~ done without props, ce).),:umcs. or much of a ost.
Srnllings ployed every characr<r, usually using placc:-
ment and sometimes cone of voice co indk:ue charac•
1cr changes. He would :lJso occasionally come ouc oF
choracrer in ,he m.iddle of a scene just long enough ro
ad_d a quick stage direcrion or indicare chc entrance of
a new character. J n order co take care of some complex•
icy issues, he added his own commcncary in bem'ecn
scenes and summarized paNs he chose nor to acr om.
\,(/hilt-some of bl$ summ:uics were Slticc and concise.
others ua.ilcd off into some of his own specularion on
Shakespc-.uc- 1hough he wou.ld somcrimcs r:i.lk as ifhe
were simply in conversation with the audience., he kept
a professional cone throughout.
Al,hough these devices arc clever, they also make
opporrunicy for oor~fuslon. However, Stallings m:rn
agcd ro execute the performance quice well. His char•
acrcr changes were convincing and usually extremely
apparent, so there was ,,cry lircle confi.a.s-ion aboul who
h(' wa.~ at :1 given time. He also chose the scenes to per
form well; most scenes h.ad no more than rwo or three
charncrcrs in rhtm, buc were. also very significant to che
plor of chc play. Ir was easy ro follow what '""' going
on if you had.n'1 seen the ploy, bur it included enough
passages 1h>1 one could g« rhe feel of ,he rexr.
11,e producrion ,vu one well worth $Ceing. While it
doesn't fully serve as an actual production of King Le,tr,
St::tllings adds some great demcms that aren't a1ways
present in 3 tr:tditional produetion. It's noc everyday
you pack a room jusr to watch a man ralk 10 himself. The dea1h of supermen
A few problems and proposed solutions for the failure that is season two of "Heroes."
by Kit Shields // staff writer
Pew gr1..-at TV shows go out on rop of rhc.ir game. buc it is a
rare and bitarre torrurc to wntch 3 brilliant, beloved program
jump the shark by the b<:ginningof season rwo. As much as ir
fXtins ine co S."l}' it, "Heroes" is going down in a bla1.e ot c:rap.
lhe show's second season has been plagued by a profLLsion
of unnecessary plodincs and foolish character progrc.ssions. It
is as if the writers wamcd to see what would happen if they
took nearly evcryrhing funs liked abouc the incmliblc firs,
season, threw it away, and replaced it with dumb stuff. lhus,
most of the original ch:uacccrs have gonen .somcv,thar Jamer,
while :m ~ndlc:ss parade of new and incn:asingly unJcvclopcd
characters is inuoduet.--d.
Formerly badass bleeding-heart Peter Petrelli has been off
recnaeling Angela's Ashes ever since he went Licdc Boy over
Manhartan in ,he season one finale. What's more, he's totally
forgoncn how awesome he iS. and I h~we co s.1y, by w~k six of
him doing nothing bur makc:--our with Sincad O'Flannigan
and get Gaelic ranoos he's really going to regrer once he gelS
his memory back and fin cl< our he's neirhcr Irish nor a tool,
I'm srarcing co forget hnw awesome
he is as well.
Mcanwh ile, adorable, indestruc
tible Claire has a n,w, insufferable,
flying pile or poop for a boyfriend.
Not since--weli. not since Nik
ki has a character so desperately
needed ,o be killed off. Rccenrly,
he convinced Claire: that. insread
of saving the world from tomfool
ery, she should be using her powers
,o play pranks on drunken, bitchy
cheerleaders. Coody! I was so hop
ing chat 1hefd make the show a
lirde bit more like a Lindsay Lohan
movie! -rheir lirdc Lois and Clark
airborne sexcapades 1rt~ke me nos-.
talgic for the time when Claire's
love life included anempted rape
and ma.n.sfo.ughrer.
\'<Iha, of rhe rest of the original
Heroes? Nathan Perrelli had one
really cool fight s,:ene with Park-
man, but that's about aU he's done
sina: single-ha.ndedly saving New Yo,k City. l'arkman's de,1-
ing with daddy issues nnd probably doing some other srulf
I don't care abou1. Nikki is ooce mo(e vacillating berween
stupid hero and srupid villain, Sylar is gorging himself on
clmrros, and Mohinder is working both with The Company
and against ir to cre3re a vaccine~slash~disea.se chac will save
Molly and desrroy humankind.
Ac the same time as chcy ruin dmr-:,c1ers [\•e grown to
love, r.he writers have decided ,o inrroducc a bunch of people
1 can hare immedi,ncly. Ve,onica Mars showed up in Ireland
for about 30 seconds, did some bad acting, and chen dis,,p
pcared. Maya and ber 1ornllydoomt-d brother Alejandro con
cinuc ro baffle me with their strange and seemingly worrhless
power of holding hands. 7:hcn there's muscle-memory girl.
whose name escapes me (I w..tnt ro say ic's something with a
K ... Ka-Katrina?}. Her power is unb<:lievably cool bur all
she docs is ,>1hinc,
And yet, for all of these new and newly stupid cl,amcrers,
I can't help bur feel like we're righr back where we started
i.n season one. 1..3-St season, Nikki was inching eve., .. 50 .. s)ow)y
coward rcleva,1ce, but she's slid all cbe way back to point-less this season. Pttcr has forgotten how m use his powers
3nd what to do with chem, and he's goc another gitlfrien.d co
get kilk-<l. Chamcrers arc still relying on Lsaac's paintings for
plot advancement, e,·cn rhough chat fucker's been dead for
months. HRG is back to shady dealings with the. Ha.itian. al
lhough this time with more B-movic one .. lincrs. Sylar is still
alise ,ind nought)·, a.nd ano,her hero is systematically killing
,he others.
And, oh yeah, something bad is going ro happen•in New
Yock Again. A few weeks ago. afrer finally deciding 10 do
somerhing ime-rcsting, Peter and Maureen McMulligan lrav•
died into che future only to discover rha, New York has gone
10 shir. At fim, I honestly thought he had trnvellcd back ro
,he past in which he actually docs blow up the Big Apple.
Alas, n~ir appears this season's 6nalc will simply be an un
doubtedly less cool rehashing of last year's. Near as I can tell,
season rn•o is for funs who liked season one but wished it
were terrible.
But it docsn'r have to end rhis way. I b<:lieve ,ha, "He
roes" can be s:1.vcd. Herc ~re a
few suggestions to get things
back on track:
I) Kill Clo.ire's boyfritnd.
Any good plan of action must
begin with chis crucial seep.
2) Give Peter his freakillg
memory back. His amnesia was
probably ,he single worsr idea
the writers have had this season.
lt~s no1 coo lace co 6x h, though.
)use forger ,he memory-loss
thing, .. reunite him with Na
than, and ,hen let rhc ass-kick
ing commence.
3) Qui1 with the cirnc 1rav
cUing. Time u3,•cl is awesome
(as you'll s"' in #4). But rime
traveling as plot :1.dvanccmcnt
has become a crutch for chis se
ries. Lan season, time cravc1 was
ust..-d to great cffec'l ro cre.uc: cen ..
sion surrounding the bomb in
UUSTAATlOH BY EMILY Bt.00< N k. ) • cl cw Yor I ctc:rs rime rrav ing
last week. however, was completely unnecessary. First of aJI,
ir docsn·r mke a genius to figure out ch:u Thl~ Company is
dealing with a virus thar could become :rn epidemic, mostly
btcause Mohinder reminds us every episode. Second, some·
1 imes tension is created by 1101 knowing what's going to hap
pen jn advance. Sometimes cension is crc,ued by interesting
character devc1opmentS. or .sensible, interesting plots. Per
haps,.,,. could give rhor • cry.
4) Give Hiro :t spin-off: Even :amidst d1c Org)' or inan
ity that is St..""ason rwo of .. Hcroes;" the entire Takezo Kensei
plorlinc is a great idea, and it's playing out beautifully. Hiro's
Japa.,'°S<: .idvenrurc is by and large che only d1ing I look for
ward ro. The.rcfore, l lhink the Hiro c:har:tccer should be spun
off inco a crossover series of "'Heroes" and Q11a111111n l..~ap.
Ando could easily reprise Deon Stockwell's role.
Even ir my suggestions go unheeded, I'm srill holding out
rhat the wri1ers of .. Heroes~ have not gone on suikccarly-and
left the writing of rhis season to Claire's Pomeranian. And as
I srrugglc to find fuith ,hat at least one person working on
chis sbow is not a witless, masochistic lunatic. l take comfon
in this: only four months until .. Lost." Once upon a time.,
Arrs & Crafts lived har
moniously together as
a pair. But somewhere
i11 the depths of arr his
tory, rhc)' beg:m to Jose
couch, with An soaring
on to become an imcr
national superstar, and
Crafts left to tinker qui
edy u!lde.r An's CO!lceptual shadow. There is no doubt that a
ccnain amoum of craft is involved in m:1king Art, a.nd th.at
therc is an an co Craft, lished art centers like New York or Paris, Portland is Still bur
geoning. allowing it co embrace projec.ts like ;he Museum
wlch open arms. 711is is a prime time for our community,
and chc Museum is ready ro share ir with us, with a focus on cs and lectures are also
scheduled throughou,
rhe year, encouraging
c.ommunit)' members to
be involvt.-d in the Muse
mu's goings-on. Because
of support from the
Oregon Arcs Commis•
sion, the Regional Ans
& Culrurc Council, and
many ocher public and
private sponsors, admis.
sion fees are by dona•
tion only, making the
space chat much more
accessible.
·11,e Gallery, which is
really just • snaz,.cd-up gift shop, has • please-touch-the-art
policy, a unique experience which very few museum shops al·
low. Ceramics, jewelry, gr~ting cards, metal sculptures. and
ocher doohickeys crowd shelves and=·
During this past First Bm why has Craft, or the applied and decorative ans, al
waj'S gottc11 the short end of rhe popsiclc S'tick? Even with
renewed interest in modern design 0kca anyone?) and the
handmade (hello, knicting?), it has only recently been getting
the ;mention it deserves. With the opening of rhe Museum
of Contemporary Craft in Portland rhis past July, Craft is
back to show An that it's still got it. highly intemc:rive and communi•
cy-oricmcd exhibir.ions.
In the Lab, located in a room
upstairs off of the main exhibition
space, children and adul<S can get
their own hand.< dirty with local
artists, $ee demonnrations by re•
gional arr guilds, or have a coffee Upcoming events al the Museum Thursday, "Eden Rc"i••
itcd: The Ceramic An
of Kurt Weiser," .. Fonn
J\nim:.ucd," aod ""l11e
Living Room.. were
shown as rhe current Nov. 17: "BIIIHlmade ror the Holidays" opens, lealDrlQ
handmade ems trom na11ona1 and local artlsts.
Nov. 27: community Showcase: Portland Handweavers
Gulld/Columllla Basin Basketry 6ulld ·n,c br,nd new space at tl,e DeSoto building oa NW 5th
2nd Davis is actually just a f.icdift of what was originally
The Oregon Ccr_amic Srudio. Founded in 1937, ,he smdio break and discussion with exhibition c:ur.uori V~rious clas.~ .. exhibitions. Although I
did.n', ea.re rnuch for the aesd,etic of Weiscr's porcelain cc:
ramics (coo many womanly shapes and distonc<l f.ices), ir gor
me thinking about medium. Isn't porcelain reserved for dolls
and my mother's antique China? His technique pu1.1.lcd me
and I kept wondering how one even begins ro make porcc ..
laio, let alone paint ir as ma.<ecrfully as he did. ls chat ort? Or
is it a craft~ Is it both? was crcat<.-d by a few craft enthusiasts
wanting to supporr locnl arcisL~ :tnd
gcncr.irc aw:1reness about rhcir trades.
In a.ddition co continuing the leg
acy of d1estudio, the biggm leap th.,
che Museum has made i.s bringing
Craft to the forefront of the Portbnd
arc sce11e. For years, 1he former Lair
Hill location remained a hidden gem
known mainly 10 anisrs Lhcmsclves
or craft aficionados. By relocating ro
the heart of the Pe,rl, the Museum
emerges from the shadows and joins
the m2ny galleries and studios ,hat
Juve been in the spoclight the past
few years.
Other cenams in the OeSoco
buildi11g include Augen, Frodick.
and Blue Sky Galleries, and Charles
A. Hanman Fine An. all traditional
'"whicc cube.. galleries showcasing
the visual and 6ne arts, By stMding
proudly next to these insrirnrior,s ► rhc
Muscun, proves rh.ar Crafc doesn'r ex
ist solely in quilt or scrapbook form.
bur rather as artistic explorations oF
the functional chat do have a place on
the cube's shelves.
And what better audience could
there be than PonJand' Wi,h all of
rhe sewers, DIYers, graphic and fash
ion designers, pocters, and tbc eadless
list of -c.rs, we arc a rown th:u is jusr
becoming • ei<y-the art scene being
no exception.
In comparison to highly estab-PHOTOS COURTESY MARK STEW
Top and Bottom: Installations from "The Living Room," an exhibit
at the Museum of Contemporary Craft. The atyplcal llvlng rooms
-Cl'Nled using objects from the MuHum's collection and aCher
fumltute on loan. "11tc Uving Room• cxhibil, although small, ,v:is rnuch
more acstbctially exciting. Scc::n~ of :trypical living rooms
(or maybe acypic,,I collectors' living room.,) were recreated
with pieces from the Museum's collecrion 3.nd furnlrure: on
loan from local dealers and shops. lhc fuux-rooms explore
the idta of d,e living room as the ccmcr of the modern Amer
ican household and how craft 6cs into thar f'uneti<>n, raking
the current fascination wilh mid-century modern design into
consideration. Lllcc the Mu$Cum irsclf, "'n-1c Living Room•
updates Cmft. brings it int0 rhe now, andshov.,s us how intc-
gr:tl rn our lives it is, and has been, for many yea.rs.
"Crafl}' Wonderland," a marketplace of DIY-craftcrs, was
sec up in The Lab~ reinforcing thar comrnunity•<onnection
chac the Museum is so adam:int abour. I made :t Day of the
Dead skull out of foamy day with some kids who had trans·
formed ,he.ir c~mJ,<;ncrusted skulls into multi-colored piiza
pies. On the way out I caugh< a f"'Ck at a film called "Uto
pia Parkway," showin_g photographs of bonles lying on the
ground, with sqlliggly, amorphous, biological-looking forms
dancing wirhin rhe1n. ll1e Y:irious films in "'Form Animated"
remind us thar noc onl)' docs Craft cransccnd t.hc boundaries
of art, buc also of form.
From Eames 10 Zyasky, Craft has permeated our live., in
more ways than we realize, and it's time ro recognize irs pres•
cncc. If you believe " bowl is a bowl and a fork is a fork, I
must rcU you1 my friend, there is much. much more. Smp
by rhe museum to experience functional objeccs in a way
thac you have probably never considered. Art and Cmft have
come fuJJ-circle and arc 6r121ly rekindling their relationship
that was lose so long ago. .. l ... 6.., ____________________ --.S,•j.jp§ ..... _______ _,ih_e __ P_io_n_e_e_r_L_o,,:g;;. .• N_o_v_.,_,n_1_b_e_r_1_6_, _2_00_1
Phillips and Carleton pass region to advance to nationals
by Amy Penner II staff writer
Saturday was an exciting day for rhc Lew.
is & Cl>rk Cros., Country teams as they can
their fin:il m«:1 or ,he season in the NCAA
U I Wcsc Region Ch•mpionships. The Pio
neer women rook fifth pl:ace among sixrccn
t~IT\5" while the men placed tenth of thinttn
ce:ims. 111e Pionc,..-cr.s hosccd chc: event ar chcir
home course, Mciver Srate Park in Estacada.
Ore. Sacurday was a be:tutiful day our on the
course. ft rained Friday night, so rhe gro1.1od
was damp. but ,he sun shined jusc t>nough to create ideal wcarher condirion.s for the run
ners.
Amanda Phillips ('08) fiJ,ished in founh
place and Tamm• Otrk,on ('09) came in
eighth. Phillips finished behind Sarah Zcr
un of \'(/ill.amene Unlvtn;.icy who won cbc
race. Maddie Coffman of Willan,cctc Uni
,·crsity who rook second, and Kenna Pac rick
ofll,e University of Puget Sound who placed
third. ·n,c firstandsc.:cond place reams from
Sarwday's e\'enr and the top SC\'en individu~
a.ls nm on the t0p 1wo teams will run ;u-Lhc
National Champion.<hip. ihc \XIHlanH~Hc women's team earned firsl
place and lite University or Pu~, Sound
cook second in Sarurday"s Regionals. Among
the women runners not on rhosc r,vo 1eams>
Phillips finished fim and Carleton finished
fourth, sending them both ,o the NJlional
Meet.
Addirionally. Kitty Smith ("09) took 39~
place. Kelsey Croall ("I I) came in 65 .. , and
HanMh Hulunc ('08) finished 73 ...
AH in all. the women's re:a.m had a fu.nwric
day. a11d the rcsul<J sa<isncd the entire team.
'"Given r.hc condirions of r.he course and the
PMOTO BY SNW1 DISl&TINO
Amanda Phillips ('08) legs out the finish to finish fourth, just behind competitor Kenna Patrick of Puget Sound.
~Q,j
~ SCORE
BOARD Women's Swimming
LC 1.56
Linlield 47 Men's Swimmjng
Linneld l 36
Linfield 45 pressure or the field. the women all com•
petcd very strongly :lgainst a Region of Ycry
competitive :uhletes. A1naoda and Tammi1
had specracular races. They had goals before
hand, and worked throughout die race to
achieve each of them." said Smith. the wom•
en's ce:im apcn.in thjs season.
Carleton, who will be gfJing to Narion:als
for Ult third timt, ,v.ts pleased with $;uur•
day's m<"<< and fods hopeful as an individ,"'I
runner and 35 part of ,he LC ream. "I 1m
very excited to run at NationaJs. 1'hc Na•
tionaJ Meer is -an emircly Jifferem race. \V/r:
line up with 250 or the bes, Division J 11 run
ners in the nation and usually are puc on very
difficult courses. I fed ptcpJrcd ,o run wdl:
l would love ,o run fast enough lO be tt<:
ogni:zed as an All-American, which m<'Jns I
need lO ,un in d,e top 35. rm really proud
of our cc:am chis season: we have (,Omc :mie•
some freshmen a.nd somt rccurnus who tt•
.Jly stepped it up. I think with some good
hard ,.,,o,k ,rnd some luck in g~rcing f'a.s-1 pro
sptcrivc smdcnt.~, nexc s,c;tSOn could bring w
ro NacionaJs as a c~m ...
The men's tt.am srruggled a bit on Sarur•
Jar, however, chc members of chc ream a.grtt
that their p,erform:tnces: ended the season on
a positive note.
David Berman ('09) finished 33"' in th<
race :md firsr of the Piom-cr men. ~n,l! 1op
thirty-five finisher> earned All-Wm Region
Honors, :rnd thfs w3.s his l'irsr .AJJ-Rcgion
dislinccion. ·"It's a ream effort out there."
s.-ud Berman. "I'm happy we ran well. We
went om for the lase mccc of che sc.-aso1\ :ind
had a great day. Being [a, our home course!
hdpcd. -n,. crowd wa.s key."
Orhc:r runners io LC's lineup Saturday in•
duded Karl Dickman (" IO) who placed 46'',
Jdf Carman ("09) who came in 49'', and
Rich;c LcDonnc (' 11) who finished 53"'.
Alrhough none of ,he men placed in ,he
N3cional Mce1, they a.re content when re•
Heeling on Sarurd:1y's mcec and on their im•
provcmcm this season.
Cannan commcmcd. "Coach Woodard
h:L< done a grc:ir job bringing the team along
and changing the atmosphere [and! attirudc
of many or the team n>cmbc:r,. All in large
our learn improvtd in every aspect from meet
to mccr through che £eason. Our regional
champion.ship showing w:ts ont of our fan•
esr rnccs., as a tt:3-m. oF chc season."
LC Cross Counrry hJs worked h.,rd this
season, and several runners h:wc ,vorkcd
through injuries and o,her challenges.
Phillips ,nd Carleton who will be com•
peting at Sr. Olars this weekend in Nation•
als.
Football
LinfieJd 66.
LC 0 1
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Season ends with loss to #3
Linfield: Pios get All-NWC
By Stefan Shearer// staff writer
It proved co be a birccrswcct \\'cc.·kcncl for
Lewis & Clark foo,l»JI. The Pioneers con
cluded rhc 2007 sca~n wid, n 66-0 loss ro
the Linfidd Wildcats last Saturday in Mc
Minnville. ·lhcn the mood ligh«m-d on
Monday, when numerous Pios rccc.·iv(-d all
conference honors.
-n1e Piooecrs fuccd :a difficult opponeur
S:uucday lfternooo iri che perenr1ial football
powerhouse Llnfidd Wildcacs. Linfidd won
the toss and chat set chc tone for the ri:sc of
the: afternoon. tVtcr dcJC'rring the LOSS, Lin
field oprcd ro kick off The kickoff resulted
in a touchback and the Pios starting at th('ir
own 20 yard line. In their first drive, the
Pios went three-and-om. accruing zero yards
in offense.
·n,is became th¢. order of' bu.sint:.$$ con
siderii1g the Pios only h:td Nvo firsr downs,
borh happening in the middle of the fourr.h
quarter. By the time d1c learns ht.-adcd co chc
locker rooms for halfcimc, j1 w~ 52-0. Wild
CltS.
·n1e resr of g:une Linfield coruinued to
play big on Jefcnsc allowing the l'ios jusi 43
)"'ds rota! offense our of their roral 44 plays.
Although Linfidd slowed down in the S<'C·
ond half. LC was nor able to contain their opponent's offense or produce any of c.hcir
own. Defensive determination by rhc Pios
did leave rhc Wilcacs scoreless in the fourrh
quam~r.
The loss to Linfield was 1hc end of an•
orh« ((H)) season, thus cxtcn<ling the cur•
rent losing ~1n:ak to 27 games {last win was
Oc1obcr 9, 2004 against Claremon1-Mudd
Scripps). Wirh 22 freshman on rhe rosrer
d1i.s year, one can onl)' hope chat che Pios will
impro"c <.·nough over the ofr•scason co snap
chc currcm .srrrnk and bring some wins back
to Fred Wilson Field next year.
llli.S weekend ~Jso signified the end or .
several dignified LC football cireers as well
as the awarding of all•confcrcncc honors 1·0
LC players. Scoior C.1.SC)' Wilson rerurncd
Pio rcprdent.:.nion ,o the wp of che confer
ence when he \Y':1$ :iw:inied First lbm honors
for hls performance as an oft'ensive linem:)n.
Capicali2ing on the holes in the defense ere•
atcd by Wilson, freshman running back Jo•
C\'Oncc Mayes drove his way to Second Team
honors.
Seniors Ryan Chapman and Ryan Lock
ard boLh earned honorable mention for dwir
contribu!ions in the linebacker posi1ion.
Othc:r honorable mentions arc Aj Brown,
quarterback; Mike: \X1cnntrlind, wide receiv
er; :i,,d Andrew Foote, kicker.
Football Standings 2007
Team NWC
Whitworth 6-0
Pacific Lutheran 4-2
Linfielf 4-2
Willamette 3-3
Puget Sound 2-4
Menlo 2-4
LC 0-6 Overall
8-2
7-2
6-3
4-6
4-5
2-8
0-9 . ____________ ..
David Berman ('09), c:1rned AII-\Xlcst-Rcgion honors with his performance :n region:1ls
on Saturday. Berman finished in the top Pio spoc ;u 33rd with a time or2G:38.85. Berman
is a ju1\ior lmcrnarional Affairs major from Sconsd:i.l(':, Ari1.. A co ... prc-sident of the Smdl'm
Arhlcce Advisory Committee, Berman dropped 15 seconds off his previous time to make: ir
into ,he rop 35.
Tnnmr:1 C1rleton ('09) hdd chc ranks (or ,he Pios all year long. She finished second for
rhc Pios and 8th in ,he Wcsr Region. Her rime of 22:07.75 was enough to qualify her for
nationals in Non.hfidd, Minn. chis wc-ckcnd. ""lhc junior Economics major hails From Elk,
Calif. and holds multiple LC records, induding the 5k rc:<:ord in uack, and is a member of
the Pamplin Society of Fellows.
LC Cross Country Top Finishers@ NCAA III West Region Championships
(Women, out of LI 4 runners)
Amanda Phillips ('08) -4rh
Tamma Carleton ('09) -8tb
Kitty Smith (' 1 0) -39th 21:42.85
22:07.75
23:43.15 (Men, outof96 runners)
David Berman ('09) -33rd
Karl Dickman (' 11) -46th_
Jeff Carman ('08) -49rh 26:39.85
26:57.70
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In Northwest schools of fish, women's swimming remains unbeaten
by Thomas Tillery // staff writer
1-hc Pioneer women's swim
learn js third in the league
with a 2-0 NWC record.
l'ugcc Sound and Whit
worth :ue also unbeacch <j
bltt ha\'e compcred in more
meets than the Pios, giving
th('m higher spots in t~ .,
sr.rndings. The men's team ? A I O ~!) , , ,~i '
0 ,~ ' JO )" ---:•=-
fuc«l 1ougher COn>J'<'ti- ~
tion l"arlier in rhe season
and mn their fim defeat (. . . ~
against Linfitld.
ll1c Pio~ men le was rJ ,
1c.o;1ed a~in.sr Linfidd '·
Friday night 3t rhc >-..
Zchmbaucr Swimming ~ '
Pavilion in their second ~
' d I f _ ~- \\ " conrertncc ua meet o n , , ~ . ,
rhe season. Bo,h reams .........,._ -~ ~~~~\\,, \ \ \ \\ were gc-:m:d up and ~ '\:\.,
looking to continue rhdr J!I \~ ~\1 I
youngwinningscrcaks.Unfor- " •~ 1~ \\\, :r· } I ~
' ' .
It ?
-£-~~,
✓••. C: z ?
• 1una1dy, the men fell a lirrleshorrof \ \, , ~\ , \ \ "--
thisgoal buL chcworncn$ te:.11Tl ~onrinucd /, / w \ \
their sneak, posring nil• ploce finishes in cv- (__
1 1 • ,.✓v . ------i. () ,-.
1 ,,--.,......_ ~-
cry event of the nighr. -me pior1ec-r women )/ .-:I r -
easily stroked chcir way co vicmry winning () {J -:. ~ I
)
1he m<'<'t 156-47 improving their conference Jordan ,he 500-yard free-
record ro 2,0, 3-0 ovcc.ill. srylc and the 1000-yard free.
Linds:.1y Nixon ('09) had an excclle111 d:.ay On 1he men's side. Linfield's overvvhclm-
in rhe w:.ucr. She placed first in borl, the 200 ing numbers proved a lirrle coo much for
Yard IM wiLh an irnpre55ivc time of2:)7 and chc Pionc.-c:rs to wirhsrand, winning nine our
1 he 200-Yard Butterfly with a rime of 2: 18. of 11 <''encs. The Wildcats oucscorcd the
Koy Collier ('09) and Cl•irc Jordan also Pioncetl 136 to 45 to boost 1hcir confcr
h:1d • sran,Jo.11 day: Colll<:rwinning the 200-encc record 10 3-1, 3-4 overall. Mau Yell in
yard Freesrylc and ,he 100-yard Frecsryleand (' 11) was ,he Pioneer's high scorer, earning 9 points in the 200 brcastscrokc. He was also
• member of both Ul<' 400 medley relay and
400 free rel:ty ce.,ms. Senior Owen Kenton
\\1'3$ -also one or the Pioneer's tar finl~hi:rs,
placing second in the 100-y.rd freestyle in a
time of 52.96 seconds. The Pio swim team jumps back into ac
tion roday in a dual mccr rigainst \Vhitwonh
at Zchntbaucr $\vlmming Pavilion. "( he red
hor women will Ix gunning for their fourth
straight win in :i ~ row while the men aucmpt
ro gft b:u;k on 1r:1ck and improve to 2-1 in
the Northwest Conference.
Delivering
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Service Upcoming Schedule: Pioneer Sports
to the
Lewis & Clark
community
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Date
Opponent/
Event
Location
Time Women's Men's
Swimming Swimming
Fri., Fri.,
Nov. 16 Nov. 16
Whitworth Whicworch
Pamplin Pamplin
6p.m. 6p.m. -
Women's Men's
Basketball Basketball
Fri., Nov. 16 Fri., Nov. 16
Sat., Nov 17 Sat., Nov. 17
Haverford Northwest
College
Menlo Univcrsii at the
Pac c
Pamplin Pamplin
Pamplin Stockcon, Calif.
8p.m. 6p.m.
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EIGHT DAYS OUT. A CALENDAR OF UPCOMING EVENTS
FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 16
Annie Kelsey Dissertation .Defcr1sc
10:00AM
Location: Rogers Hall 220
Annie Kelsey will defend her dissermion
cntidcJ "Principal Collaboration Using
Seu dent Growth Oaca 10 I mp rove Student
Success." Ms. Kelsey is• doctoral c.rndldatc
in ,he Educational Leadership Progr:un.
Mouu-t's Scheming Women
• 8:00 PM
Location: Evans ¥usic Auditorit.im
1 he Lewis and Clark Opera The:ucr pres
ents an evening of ~cenes from rhree comic
opcrdS by Mourt, feo1uring ,he charming
and often scheming women of rhcsc opc:ra~.
Don'c miss i1!
Ray Warren MulticulruraJ Symposium
All Day Event
Keynote lecture: Barbara). fields, ~Race
Ve.rsU$ Racism: What's in a \Vor<I?''
7:30 PM
Locat.ioo: Co,~ndl Chamber
Party fcaruringsal<a band Lo Nucstro
9:00 PM
Location: Trail Room
TUESDAY,
NOVEMBER 20
l11vi.sible Children Rough Cut Scrccn.ing
7:00 l'M
Location: Council Chambers
1l1is documentary p,o,.ides background in•
formation about the war that ha., b<.'C.Jl mk~
ing place bctwttn ,he Lords Resistance Army
and the: Ugar,d:rn Gove.mmcm. Over one
million people ha,·e been displnccd due 10
chis war. 1housands of bc,wccn che ages of
six and fifteen have ~11 adbucted co fighr
this war and have bcc,1 exposed to unbclicv~
able violence both sexual and physical. Please
mkc the lime to come our -and lc:am :'lbout
an issue that is lift·•changing, a documenta
ry th:u will encour.agc you f'O do something
about thi~ situation.
,Ca,ousels: The Art of the Animals
10:00 AM • 5:00 PM
Location: World 'forestry Center
4033 SW Canyon Road, Portland
Cos!': S7
With a long hiscory of corousels and biogra
phies of the Tflost famous wood carvers. visi
tors will be cmccd co an enchanting array of
eirouscl pieces from painted horses to strik-
ing dragon,. SATURDAY
NOVEMBER \ 7
Hope in a Time ofViolencc Conference
Location: J.R. Howard Hall
Cost: $110
9:00 AM· 9:25 AM:
Opening remark!.
9:30 Mvl -10:30 AM:
·1ncury Into Pracrice, The Reality of
• Surviving a School Shooring.
10:45 AM -11:45 AM:
'School Violence: Lessons Learned" Q & A
with Lirry Bentz.
Jnc 8.0.U.R.N.E. Ulrimm,m: Balancing
Ovcr-rcpf'e-11;enration & Undt'r•respn:sc11t'3-
tion is Necessary for Equaliry.
1:15 PM· 2:15 PM
BAM! Boys Advocacy and Mentoring: Pre•
vcnrion Croups for S.:hool-Age Boys.
2:30 PM· 3:30 PM
Cou111ering Sclf-lnfficred Violence in Subur·
ban Middle and High Schools.
3:30 PM· 4:00 PM
Dr. Rcjall wiU synthesize Saturday's major
themes into a 'cohc:rc:nr and tangible confer ..
tncc summary. P3rticipams will leave with
nc\V idca.s 3nd enthusiasm about their abili
cics 10 handle ,he cough issues prc><nred b)'
violcno: in its nmny forms.
WEDNESDAY,
NOVEMBER 21
"A Fairy Talc Christmas''
11:00 AM -4:00 PM
Location: Piuock Mansion
3229 NW Pinoek Drive, Portland
Cost: $7
Visitors will find their fuvorice foi'}' ••lcs
brought to life in the hi.storic mansion. Each
or the 23 rooms will revc:'11 che enchammcm
of such beloved ulcs such as "Be.ucy and the
Beast," "'Alice in \Vonderland," •J\Jaddin,"
'"Peter ran" :tnd ,,.Cinderella." And no holi
day celebration would be complete without
spying on Sama Claus, who will be gening
«-.dy for all the festivities.
Best of Portland Wa[kjng Tour
10:00 AM
Loc-.ttion: Pioneer Courthouse Square
Cost: $\S
Walkers will hear about early and modern
Ponland o.< your guide shows you a ciry rich
wich artwork. parks, bridgt-s, free public
transport::ition. fountains, countless coffee
shops, breweries and friendly people. Gee the
inside scoop and fun fuas about the city of
Portland. SUNDAY,
NOVEMBER 18
Catholic Eucharist
11:00AM
Location: Flan,gru, Chapel
During d1is seo.<on ofThank.<giving. you arc
invircd tO cclchrarc the Eucharist and give
than kt.. Franci$can Friar Pr. Mate 1Umulty.
will preside. Srudcms :1rc readers, cup n1in
ister. canror and bass pl~yer. ~Ao~ic is !tad
by Catherine and Eddie Murphy. \'lie share
brunch <0gcthcr afcer Moss in the dining
room.
1l1anksgiving Worship Service & Dinner
5:00PM
Location: Flanagan Chapel
'fhis annual Thanksgiving Worship f<.uure>
studcn, mu.sici:ms and n-adcrs i111d is :1 time
to give pcaisc and thank> 10 Cod. Students,
fuculry, and staff arc welcome. -n1osc-who
attend chc worship service 3re i1wited to 11
free Thanksgi"ing dinner immediately afo:r
,he service.
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THURSDAY
NOVEMBER 22 MONDAY,
NOVEMBER 19
Diabe,es, Race, Scic.ne:c,a11d Disease
lnc<1ualiry
3:00PM
Location: Albany Quadrangle, Smic.h
Please join us for a calk given by L&C alum
Micheal Moncoya. prorc::;sor of onrhropol•
ogy 3t UC Irvine abcHn Diabetes.
Hungtt Banq_ue1
5:30 PM
Location: Temple-ton, Sta.mm
CoSt: Bon Meal or Fle.,c Points
Are you bungry? lmer~ted ln hw1gcr?
\'<'ant t0 know if smdencs in 11ortland arc
getting the nutrition they need? The Hun
ger Banquet is moddd ofter OXFAM',
Hunger Banquet, which examines issues
of hunger ond food access a, • _global level.
1his year, however, Lewis & Clark's Hunger
Banquet will ·e~amine r.hc issues of hunger
among fumilics and children of the Port•
land community. The Hunger llanquet will
include ~n experiential me-al, a speaker, and
a discussion in order co ex.amine d1e is.sues
of buoger iM our own community. To gee
more ir1formarion pltase come to the office
of srudent leadership and s:ervic".
FRIDAY,
NOVEMBER 23
Thanksgiving Break!
No School! -20
Your rie-dye rums me on
Bur i like naked hippies better
Good thing you have a space hearer
You: Chi-chi
Me: Nora boy
Piolog is so gay!
, . by Rex "The Punisher'' Steele II staff writer
In a surprtse rescimony this week, Pro ..
fcssor of Communications Peter Christen
son ducid-accd chc sexual orienrn.tion of che
Pioneer log Newspaper. Christenson, ad-•
visor lO the Piok')g, would inform3lly refer
10 rhe paper 3S "gay" during the 3wkward
silences char plague his Communications
I 00 classes.
Jn an cxc.lusivc interview this week,
Chrisrcnsoo broke down and outed 1he
ncwspaJ><'r, yelping • PIOLOG IS GAY"
while sobbing violcnrly. Chrisrcnscn has
bc.-cn our on a "personal leave" since the in
terview.
A thorough i1wcstig:11ion 10 determine the rcl:uio,lship ~rwee.n newspaper
:u1d advisor is imminenr. says President Hoch.src1der, who ass-erred thac he "'had
no idea thar the newspaper was 'char way.' Certainly you're.-nor insinuaring rhac
I'm, you know. char way."
Piolog is now more comfortable wi1h the idea of being ou1ed. ·unlike
R KeUy, wc:uc no longer 'trapped in rhc closer'," says a spokesperson for Piolog.
Bm. juSI like R. Kell)\ Piolog is undoub1edly gay.
"J>iolog was a bir ~ashful about irs scxualiry after being shot down by
KLC," s•ys the spokesperson in regards 10 Piolog's unrequited lo1•e for the seem
ingly-gay-but-somehow-straight radio station. "We really thought ir would be a
good ma1ch," says l'iolog, but KLC dismissed Piolog as a "(hmboyant ga),vad,"
which, :.1ccording to Piolog. is something i1 c.1n "deal with.~ More power to 'em. To subrn,t your own ''YCME,"
eman piolog@lclarkedu
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ACROSS the Pioneer Log. November 16, 2007
You: Piolog
Me: Gay
You: Looking aL me
Me: Eye-fucking tbc shit our of you
You: Rubberband Man
Me: Wancing to screrch you our.
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DOWN
Perfect topping for turkey, or licking
off your lover's body
; '£he juice from thi_s fruit is mosc often
mixed wi,h vodb 2 ·n,, worst day of rhc year to shop
3 Event, commonly rd'err<.-d 10 as"';\ cir
cus's 'special-needs' lhtlc brorher" 6 Think om•II pox blonkcrs
7 ___ forgiving me crabs, bitch. 4 A rasry rreor for C\'ory girl nnd boy
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