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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 69, Number 18

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

2005-03-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

mile, lhf'Sc: &Jr!\ I.now wlicrc: II 1
.i ll100c'III Tal11!t111 d.aur durmg II
c:nl
President Hochstettler gives Tuition to increase
''State of the College'' address by $1,500 next year
by Stephanie Beochem
Tom I lod,s,cnlrr, ·suuc of
1hr Cc,Uc~ .ldd~. unlike the
cot<Uful fanfon: or 1hc ,naugu•
rnuon. h~pJ)(~d rather unccr•
cmonl.,11>1)· at 8 00Jm thiS past
S21urcl.i). \tnr. 5 In Acids Dmlng
Room
My g<'lf lS IU b'<I 1hc college
l»ck un an cwn keel Jhcr 1hc
uph<"''!US of pn:VIQ\IS }'c•rs. Hnch...icultr began I ft quickly
st11lcd IO!c> a d1scu.s.1on or Lewis
& Cbrk\ :icoocm1c sircng1hs.
mcnuonmg some ol the l(fCll<
spc:1.kr~uth as D.:lv11l Broder
3rul Poul Ruscsab.ig,.ro-LC has
hc,,.1td.,, far thi< year I k wlked
•bout 1ht ll«!logi dcp;inmc111
whlth ttel!ml)· undcl"'tm a ,cry
SU<u»ful 1ndcpc11dcm n:--'lcw,
.md dtscu..cd BIOlt>g)' profCSS<>t
and rrx;m;h<r Kcll~r Au1umn wi1h poructtbr fondnc,,. dung
his work with g«kos as Jn ex­
ample of the gn:~t •~•r.-h 1h.i1
goes on here •t LC
Hoch5tculer ":is more .11 =
diScuSSing 6mnccs ·Toe endow•
mcnt at 1Lw1s &z Cl.11k ls on Its
w~y IP SIQO mllhon." ht Slid In
,lddlll,m 10 1bc S\\elhng endow•
mcn1. llodisttultr ,itrd 1ht cffi•
c1cn1 fflJtt.1gt'mtnl <•f 1ht ('(!lieges
SEE1WIKIIIG·P~GE3
Tryon farm wins major victory
by Abl Kurfman
lhing< \\en:n·1 looking up
l\11 1ht hhttn mhJhlhOlh ttl 1hr
!l)IM Llf,· '-'""munlt ► r.um,
• ,.-wn•JCT< 011>1.un.hlc !wing
pro1cu in th,· m1ddk of Tl)""
Cm:k 51:ue r•rk Wuh • dnd•
,,,,., m.mJ~•mng to mm thtor
p~~ into wndllm1ruum, Jnd •n
<'1'11on nn11<c drficd 1hr TT C
f.umer< seemed dose 10 dck.ll
1n 1ht11 :-uu!ll!)r '" ktp 1h.:1r
h,,n,r
6'11 1ht nc f•rnwr; .md 1hrlr
WpJ10t1crs scvr<J a m•J•ll \'t<:•
l"I} on I OW) fcb 2<;. wh,n
• Jud# '"' num«l their nK·
uon •nd 111<, l.mJ,.,.ner grnmtd
1htm the opuon of pu!l'h.>.Mng
1he bnd 11 1!~ un rals.: the
-)
Th< C'\\TI<f of 1hc Lrntl fLC
Fann 1cn1S. K.111 MJIIJnlcs. h.,d
cl«IJtd le> stll 1hc prvptn)' U>
Bn,wn\Ulnc Homes. J c,>mpany - The members of Try/on Llfe Community Farm In Tryon
Creek State Park are working to keep their land from being
sold and developed Into condominiums.
th.11 \\-OUld tluen build ,-oo.th
<tm,fomlnlluns 1n tbc sp.1t.c Th,
restdcm, ,nd 1~1 ,uppon,n.
111<-Frkmh of Tf)'<'II Lr<el: St.ate Park 1hc Am,>ld Crcc:k Nrish
borhood Assoc,.1u,,r1 ~nd other
gn,up< and mdt\ltlu.11< pn>t<Stcd
S£E 'T1!'t'Qtj • w.GE 3 by Craig Beebe
C.ung 1he mcrcasi.ng <"51>
of coll~ adm,mstromm ~lon11
wuh a proposed fi,·c pcrcem m•
u-.-,n f,1CUhy safanes !Lwis
& O..rk Collegt Presi<kn1 Tom
H<>cllslc11kr propo<"tl a <ilc per•
ccnl tulllon mere.IS<' l:is& "eek
for the C<>llcgc af Ans ,md 'it,
c:ncrs 1 he LC. llo:ord nl Tru<t=
mcml><rs ,vted 1<1 apprm·c 111.:
mere..., S.1iurd.1). lc:ld1ng 10 Its
uupltmcuwm,n 0,.,1 yc;u
Hoduu:nkr s,ud 1hc In•
CffilSC "111,h lus bc<:omc
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)'Coll g,• b) "uhvu1 und,nAmg
J hu111,,nl n~; he ~ml 111 •n
lOICl'Vit'\\ ,~si \\Ctk, bcf<'rt lh<
pr,,pt,s.il w.:1> ,pprmcd
II )'OIi look 31 c"ntflar.1bk
pm ~1c stlmul, ,n the :1fonh
"'"' they re .tll .1ho,r lh • In
lcnn, "f 1uukut he •dJed
{he In,,,...,...,, \\luch ~mau111,
10 tan .iddnhin.,1 u,sl d,f ,n•u
Sl,"1('1(1 for unJtrgr,duatrs, t,
b:t<..-J llrgl'I) "11 1hr I h11h,·r
fdut,ltt<>n Pn« Index Hoc:h•
!,l<Ulrr s.i,d l'5<>d by m,1n, «•1-
lci.-cs m :1eurng of 1u111,m <OSt•.
the Hl:1'1 b a n1J1nx th,u rnru.,d•
crs the nn>.«1 costs ol 11oods ,111d
~n lco for nmnmll JII lughcr
<d=uon lltSIIIUtt
I h'<h,tcukr .ud 1h,· IIEPI
dtllcrc-d rn,m 1hc mc>n, wm• mnnl) knt,wn Ctmsumcr Pl'llr
lndu. h,,aausc <'t'llc~• •nd
unwcr<lllcs arc .a dependent un
pel'S<'mlCI. ond mu,;h of 1hclr
f'e'\'cnuc 1$ rcd11.-c1cJ lnl<> payrng
l,\C\111y :,nd sralr
Though LC h.u 5ecn • plu:•
ndmr:n11I lnae.i.i.t: ,n Jpf')llnlltt'ns
as "di as l.nat:1.<cd cLbs si.::o,
H0<h.<m1lr r s.i1d 1hcsc changes
rn.ide lrnk dllfcrcm:c In ICITilS ol
m-cmll rc,-cnue ThlS 1$ lunhcr
wmpoundcd b) 1hr l.i..1 1h01 1he
College ,,.,ck, ,., odm11 k"" fir..t•
)CJl'S 1h1> fall, rcduelng the •Ill•
dent booy down 10 ;, ~cc mc>r<
1vp1ol for LC.
M,,r,o,cr, 1..-s.ml. ,,bout ➔O'lo
or U.lllH:'ttt ul5b d,,n 't uimt' h('IO\
11,c, >tudn11s at all, bill 11• p.ud by
""' u•llc•;;, thn,ugil fin.111c1.1l .,1d
Slud,nu who •rr 111&1n: <k•
r,:nd,m ,m fm,ncul .ud Ill.I} !eel
1he 111<1\ '>< Ill(' h.11'dbl llnch
>l<Ufcr said
le"'"' & Cl;irk ,...,,, J lm.uu•
c•~I aid S)'>ltm 111.11 stb studtn1.>
•• .1 ,rna,n kvd ol nttd b.i-.,d ""
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• nlf) ,1,, twuun rt,cs. th.It l« d
,,f nctd d,ies not fll•rxs-.1rtlv rt«
,,_;,h II
lhxh>1cnlcr '-lid II<' n·gn:urd
tin,. but ...td,-J 1!1.11 1hr C.•lltge
-..auld do lb best tc> ,nammo­
d•it so 1hai ll'\\t1 ,niJrm" wauld
sulfeT much lunl$h1p fwm 1hc
1nrn:ast "\\c an, commmcd 10
met11ng 1hc need of .1dn1111rd
<Wdcnts 10 the <.~lent thJ1 =
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Log Sustainability Tuition: increase
could increase
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'IIIDtONHlMO. Council contest
by Amber Case
lh,· U'\\1· 6. Curl. Collrgr
~t.bWn.lb1ht,- Cou11'°I IS •l'CCJ)I
Ing ,"'11bm1ss1ons fn,m mcmlx~
of ,ht ~mpus commun11, ro,
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Smilh nude htmself one<> • en•
,1rnnm.:n1•llr•n11ndcd IC11der
by lunhcnn11 1ht collq:u rnvo•
ninrru:r11al .1warrness tspcc~JJ~
"' th< ,lf<J ur ll>c tn>ltlUIIUll~
gn-,:nhtl\t1,C );.Ii c:ml.S.Stpns 1 Ir
<t>tullllt<'J .t ch.,n,u,gh c\'alwtron
q11,n11r,1ng the !\OUR.O ond mag­
nnudt ol chc College~ cnll»l<'ll>
•nd dC\cl'1prd • protoc<>I for
uptfatmg the-C\.ilu.111<10 onnwll)
He •bo 'P<>rh,· ,oJcd •n tntUJll\'t'
10 U'>< >tudem lttS It' pun:h:b., CJrbon olT'orU lbs lt~dcrshtp was
011>1rumcmal ,n nukmi: Lrwt~ &
aarl. <.:olk~c chc f1N cntki:e 1n
che ,ountr\· 10 rnmpl) '"ch cht
K\ ,,10 Prococ:'-11
All mrmhcis vf the Cnlkgc
rontmunll)' 111dud111g >tudcm:-.
f,11;11h) •nd >1.tll, tncludtng lhc
u•llr~ of Ans 6. S.,cnc..-,., vnid­
u.>cc School ~nd L.i,-Scltuol. Jrr
tncnur.igrd I<> ~ubmn or nom,-
03lc
~ubm~ons mu,1 Include
the ,omplrllun "r lhc unhnte
submtssh:,11 fonn (uvatlubk JI
hup 1/ww" lclark edu/cpt/lc<(/
gn-cnprlzc .hunll Also Include
a wnnen 'IUntfflJI)' dcuiltng the
11,uc(sl :iddres.:.cd, ~pproach\sl
taktn. .i11d the prn;ccted
<>ulco~) 1l1c CS."'1)' should be
no mutt tlun 5 p.1g.:s in ltni(lh.
Papers c.tn be subm111ccl 10 Ju,
Odcnbouf(h 01 Box 157 C.UUpus
M,111 n,c SUSLtln.ibillcy Co11ndl
res.tl'\'CS the nglu m nLtkc pubht
.ill ,ubmllttd nlJIC:rtJI,
Tot <.uun,,I "111 btgm re-
11""1ng ,ubt11t$S>i>ns nn ~IJrch
15, 2005. lltc w1n11u "111 be •n•
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l't'g,trd111g chc D.1utrem,11u­
Sm11h Pn!r. pica.~ conto,cl
Ja)~cwkcdu C(lNflMJEOfROl!PilGc I
rt:iOlll<'t:i allo,.; be s;iod
To ctw end .oddtULJn•I
fun.ls 1<111 ht UIJclc ,l\,tllilik
'" 1,1udtnts 1!115 )c.ir, he SJ1J
Tii,_1 "'t1l be nw,tl) l\'SCf'\-cd
fot n,1ummr saph,,m1•1'S,
"ho •tt 11<11 cloi,t,blt for ~,
IOJD)' ln.111> •• ~" JUnoo~ ,ind
scnw~.
Huchoccnlcr s:ald ooc RUJ"'
tc'1><>n lor the tuuinn me~
.. :i,. rhc Colltl)e~ need lor •
h~ltcr pmfilt h1 a >tnr chJt
hns brnu11hr ru11orul .xd.11m
to • number of 1,-.,J.-mlc pn,­
)tr.lms M Cllmpus, U\\U &:
Clark Cnllri:t >L411ib put,w:d Ill
lrn:TC'.I.«' ILS plt'SIII,'(' ~m,,ng itt,..
tral ~n~ u~lcgr;, he said ond ,1
r.1\>1: tn IWMn \s nc,;~.ll)· Ill
<>nkr h> ret•m nnd lllllJIC1 Ix
uh> .md to dc,d,,p pr,>AArms
1tw \\111 g,1 the col"i;<, 1hrrr
An) "'l}lllt.:<'tl lttHlrnt r~
"P'''"" h1ti httn trunmul ,.,
lhti pc,1n1, .i,; lnluttn.Jth>n lus
b«ri sfow IQ .;ct ,,uc Smrt 1he
r.u~ u .1ppro,rd b-. 1ht llo ud
ol fl\l>lro ho,.,ncr, ,iudcnc Input ""' hatt Ionic cllru lit,.
)lllld •n cxpr~on ,,r (ahn,>
;ihom t hr r.11sr
\ST C f'lcs,d,-nt Lin,lon
\IJ.1C111:1u:, \I Ito ~,~ itr"'"
LI i JtUdtnl rtptr!Cnt.oll\'t 11)
1hr Rc1.11d of In,,.,.,. SJ1d 1ht
~-pr l'<t'III IIK l\~l>t \I a Untc•
nurlublc "hen comJ>Jl'C'd 10
<llhrt ..:hoob Ilk LC • rhli
I> w,chon the amoum 111ixd
b) collej:t,s "tlhln our p,:er
gmup." hc s;if,l
LC !!ltU h:t< ch< Jol\,e,i
t utllon of c"lkg_. wnlun our
pee, group," h, :tddal
Bue M,l!oC.ilttn.s: .._.,d th.tl h.:
wa.< ,nil con.:~ ahouc wlu1
lit< IU11"111 r.,c..., l'C'p~nls
• nu, lS J>Jn or • dlsturbmi,:
tn-nd • h, $1oJ "\\nh cht
mar .,,mg =•a <>I ,..tkg,:. -.,I
lri:e btrornts hJrdrt f,,r """"
pc"l)k 10 p.,1 fur •
Tht: fl\ pttt'tnt tului.m nu:-,_
11fms Olli)' the und<1gr.id11.11c
tvlkp The Gr.ldtutc Sthool
.mJ l.sw 5cho ol "Ill be r.itsmi:
111111()11 11> "di though ;11 do!,
l<-wnle,di
Low voter turn-out in bylaws elections
News analysis: ASLC
bylaws changes draw a
strikingly low voter tum­
out by Lewis & Clark SIU•
dents, ASLC president
optimistic nonetheless
by Craig Beebe
NonnaU)', •n cle.:uon th,n ,II•
lr:ICIJI loo.odd s111dcn1> .,r,; >lU•
dent body •round l.800 would
1101 be considered much <>I a sue
,c» Bue ASLC rr~dcm l.'llldon
Masoirenx: ts e•tremcly cxcutd
~bout chc re,ent B)'Llw cltt­
uons anyw3)' In JD <null \\llh
ch, subJca line A Ne" Momr111
ror uewu & Cl.tr!. Cullcgt. -senc
"' the siudcm bod) Ins, wttk.
Mascamt.tt •nnnunccd 1hc •r­
prnvcd bylJw th.utge, .as 1hough
lhey , .. re Ind)' che down or. new
tr.I for the Collrgr,. tYcn os ""'-")'
studc,m may ha"e been scr.nch­
mg toor he:uls 10 dt1tnn1nc JUSl
"lut had bctn clungro_
D.t)'S ohcr lht dostng Ill the
onllnt da1lon, M:lSClrcn;u w:15
still ~nlnuced as he dcscnbcd lhc
bcncfics he anu~,paccd from the
approvlll or 1hr new bylit"-s I he
chanh,es •re ·a supping Slone en a
dlflcrenc cypc of campus commu­
nll)•." he saod mu rc,;cm cmcmcw,
si11mg tn Lhc sunny 1•"11 ouistdc
Tempkton. lie w:is llvdy as he
ouclincd the new lhlng,, ahtad
for ASLC ln terms ol organlutlon
and go"cmmcnL less bu"'1U•
crucy, bcccer nrg;millltlon. durer
S1ruc1~ more Studcm 1n,-olvc-
mcm
But with chc S1ud1:m body 5C<mmg uni) m•,wrull)' tnlrl'C$t
rd m even ,,,ung ,:on su,h dwng­
es. how um ASLC cxpc<I I<> hJ, ,.
mu<h mmh·tmrm .11 Jll In 11:1
"""' org.,n,z.,cu,n 1hc, so-ulkd
(for now) Auh111cs u,ngrcss>
Mnsc;irecw bru.hcd off ,uch
con<:crm, blunlng chtm on cwo
group. thm he ,,cws a., too mRu•
c1111.1l 1n chc !>4udcnc bodi those
who dcm\ care. and B group he
dcscnbcd as a ·siudent :ictl\1w,s
chce who fe:1r crn)' ,b.uig,· ,-,chm
chc mui:turc ch.u h:i.s btncr.cccd
ch,:m as rut tn,1.lhcd n11nur-
11y of the >tudenc bod)
Mo,awrr. he :.ccs chc
nc:" cll•ngcs JS II chllnct
10 <Ompktrl)· cum such u
p.1ucm un ois he.id "There
are • l01 ol lucent :>cllvtSts
on 1h15 ompus. he said
Jimdmjl '1S he desc:nbcd the
large number or studcms
ht bcikt'l'S uc 1nccrestcd
ln gO\rmmcm bu, •re 100
!.hy 10 take p;cn In Its acttllll
structure, "Thts Mil g,,-c
people a dw1tt lO get in•
,-ohcd
And ~ number of Other
lanors 01n be blamed for
rhc lack or studcnc on1cr­
es1 In the cltct!on ltSelf
TI,e dcaions p:1ge w.lS 100
turd 10 access, cherc v.r,is no
clcor 11me limh for \'llllng,
chcre wun\ enough publlc-
11y ~nd che changes \lo'Cren\
cleur byl.1"• nuybc people JU>t don\
,.re
For all llS pmmlnei= .ind
crrum lntp(trlllTKC .is a g,»·crn
Ing bod); a pom,ual soapbu, !or
>1udcm gne,-:mccs Jnd rtqut!!I.S
for the admml51rollon. ~nd an
organi:rr of runctlons, ASLC 15
11111<>ttd b)• many siudcntS Somt
look at II cynlcally • II seems hkc
.ill tlte) do is ~net bylti¾." rone
studcnc said l...i wttk
Such a smrmc:nc, whether
mt>guldtd or not, should be-a =I concc m ro, chc olhccr., 3nd c,c,
g;mW",~ ol ASLC Wtth upcom•
m11 rlccm,ns lor represcnt.im.:s
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2 the: Pioneer Log. March 11, 2005 Iraq veteran to give
talk at law school
by Leandra Bernstein
On M<1ntLn ~br~h 13. lmq
\\» \rlCl'llll ,\ld.111 Otl~1<lo l,
m11111g 10 Wood I L1ll a1 tlu: I.= cs
I.I 0•1l ui" Sch,-,! '" i.Jur• h«
nptrw11<< ib un Abu Ghr:11h pns.
c,n guard n,. pm.cmuuvn "Ill
br1t1n ,11 noon Otl11o1d,, "di ,h.m,
h" JX™>IUI "'"'l ,1$ "di "" PK
,u~ ,kp,cun • th.: «.>Iii\' 111 th,·
V.U. this. l>SII '/ll'N.Jll~ SIIUU'JII~
.,1th a n:marknblc c,pponuml} ll'
mt'tl .1 ,..-tcr.m "'h~ mor.,l .md
tth\\U'w. belle!, k<l him 10 !o<<K
u1m,;1cmh.u.u ,\bjc.a.:tnr M.Jlu~ and
,n h,morJhk di ·h.irgc fnm1 scr• 1ht SI~ of being ,n 1h, Jmly
Within u rt" months of ,m,111S:
m NllSln\Jh, Dcli:,ido began 1tll­
m~ his c:om11i..ind1nR nff1Ltr'S th.It
he dwn·1 lx,ht'<· he h.tJ nt.ulc th,,
ngh1 J«•~on ruid ".untd 10 ~1-
1.1111 <1>01(1<1111011< 00)<,IUI >l,IIU
lht>< s..n11n1tn~ ,h,n.11,d him
from <'fh«~ and Olhrr S<•ldatn
•nd I,;, ":tS snh]<"<1cd to numrr
ou-, punuhc mf -L,qJJ'C$ Junng &ht"
'"""" rnq, 'J'o'I' t1l "" rrr. "lhr,
took m1· b.i\h11.1e .1nnot aw~~ -
lh<) tole! m< 1h,11 I di.In I nt'c-d 1hr
b:ini l'U" th.ti )!.C)t'> ltlSlck ~-oot
II.ii< j.u.kc1 the p.1n 11\.11 ,ctu.dl\'
prutcc1s} ,ru ,1g.,1rut bullcb The)
"That's really my goal. ro create a sense of
critical chinking, ... of responsibiliry for
the negative consequences of the war."
-Aidan Delgado
,1cc. i pica thlll "•'" nOI gr;,111cd
for , .. dw m'1mhs
Dclg.1do .,..., berm ,n C.1110,
Eg) pl lilitr .u1rndcd college m
Floncb. and signed on m 1hc
Ann) Rc:5<NCS 11n 1h, n1ummg u(
Stpmnbcr 11, 1001 Ills !«lings
<>I p.unoosm ,_,n, n,w.,d by 1hr
-.~ York Ctt)" •n...:k 111><1 he un•
dtr.t,....t the moll\.uwn behind
U.S re1Jli.1ut111 ,,n ti!<' follban tn
Afgh;inl>tan In ,m lnl<f'l<w \\11h
'!<an llemlng ,,f IJP ~"'1,cine
D!lg.,du "11d. Al 11-, 11nic 1lw
v.h,>lc cournl'} \\.IS ndmg h1)th ,,n
1lus .-ul'l(c or p•1n,>11sm ,.., 1 !ch
>1ndl.:.itrd, lhll f h.oJ IILIUC 1hc
right Jeusiun Alt<f'O.,lrtls, "hen
I SJ\\ 1hc.-S.,,1 11 kdm~ being
rtd1neettd -Algh3mstun was one
1h1ng. but thrn th<) 4.ln<d tum•
mg 11 l<'\\,ml~ Iraq -Ill) !«lings
ol p.ttnousm ",nal •
ec,C..n: 1"'1ng dcpltl)«i 10 lmq
Otlt:,xfo i>ti?•n !>tUd)111g Bud
dru.m m onler 10 cc>pc wuh !ii!Ld 1lu1 bc<,iu:., I wa> .in obJrt·
1or .1nd I W""'1 I g.>lng 1<1 fight I
w,,uldn\ nttd IL When he ~r­
n,'td 111 Abu C.h1111b III Scp,cmbcr
ul 2003 his unit w:i.. subico to
·u,nunuow. nionar shelling, He
stf\td th, follow,og slJ< months
wuhour prnp,r mnor unul hi.
11,ng J"•llcd h1>nor.1bk d1,di.1~
w.u grnnicd ,11 the btttinntng 111
2\Xli
0.l)t;ldo h•'I"' tu h,,,. rr.iplt·
1h, ne•hty <>f the war and 10 =
11..,. • ccntrnl 1s,w, Dclg;ldo "").,,,
"Th.us =lly mv g<Q! to ,ne~tc a
sen« ol cnnal thmkmg. "' dis­
hchd • ,-:nse of tcsp<•n,.b11L1y ror
tht D<llJ.ll\t corucq1u:n,t$ .,r tht
w;ir • lnls Monw) .u n0<m pl,asc
101n ,\ldJn O.lg.ido 1n \\ooJ Hall
~111,., LC l..m xh,l<>I. bcc.iu,c, 1h<­
U1111cd <;i.u<:S t, ~ rouml') a1 ..... ,
,111d no "'11<'11111 of rudtng "111 ,.,,
, Mdl> depict 1hc sltu.lll(ln 1n lmq
,IS 1hr unfihrrrd rdkctll'l1lo ol our
\'tttmns
New Raz policies
by Lexie Briggs
Thr Tc•t1•1"'""11,,n ~pan•
m_:nl puwng "'"' poll~lefi n,.
pnJ1ng 111< R.1: ,huul< "'""""
1111,, pl.K< for the n,nu1ndcr of
w >t111t>1er 0\-erlo,ultJ buS<"S
tu,,, hn:n I pn,bltm rrccnLI):
.. ,d Mirk "'"rgan, Dircnur .. r
Trmsporuuon ond l'l>rlong lo
htlp J!lc,·i;itt d1fbcuhleS. dn,crs .. ,u be ,nforoni; • hmu on the
number 111 p:is,cngets e~,h bu,
is.1llov.td 1<1 hold Also. studrnrs,
SLJfT Jnd f.1cul1y "111 be n,qwR'd
10 .ii. ... LC ID card.< If lh< dmer
,.1,_, bl «<: lhcm
Due 10 •n 1m1dcn1 lll\,>l\•mi;
,n •ppan:rnl)' lncbnau:d mitt•
,1dwl "" 1hc Ra: dr\\ers lt:1\1:
bt:gun chttklng ID C3rds ,11 1hc1r
ddefr11<>n 1 he mdmdwl was
IIOI. alfiltattd with LC
II dnvrt1 s,c p<eopk nd1ng
the bus -.ho Lil<')· donl think
!llwuld bt, 1ht, dn'"""' "di check
thrlr 10: Morg.lll ,a.Id
Thf Pionttr Express buses
lu,.e 1ht c.tp.>e11y 10 hold lhlny•
five l>tattd ~<:scngers and liltctn ln(ltc "ho'"" I.ind fur > I013l or
lih} fhc n-nr.11n1ng hopeful pas•
Sfll!,'<l'S wlll h.1,1.' w find "hem••
11\'t modes t>I trJrt<pc)OJIIOII
Tht."\ l l,uld w .. 111 fur the ncx1
bus or r.h,y could ndt r.ht ln-m<1
,cm.:,, 11~11 com.ts I<' c,unpus;
\krrg;rn $.LIU •\\( in: lwplnjl 1hr
IW" pc•llilts """' 1"1p:l<I ht.1\\
in.my 111dcnu 11dc r.h.c b1a •
For the \\(rkwy Gef\1CC> th,:
Tr.msp<>nQt1on Dcp~nmcnt ~
loolung into new soluuans 10 1hc
promblcm of O\'trloodcd busn
\\t nn, loolung rnto h:1>1ng
~dd111on.1l .ruden1.cJm·cn ><hi•
des u, augmcnl s,n;u, on ""-"k•
day•. Murg.tn ~lid
The college ~ptnl S268.000
1hb )C.U on ~huulc >el'Vl<-r I.C
curmllh P,)') S35 pt'f hour for
1hc Pl"nc.'<r E,ptt:S>, ii> -.-,:JI ..,
Sll .91 c:och per hour for the~
Scllwood Shunk and the 5urlm•
g.1m.. Mounuun Park Shuult Due
10 a ch.mgr 1n conlr:&C1 """ the
R.I:: c<>rnpciny. tltcst prlco .. 111
""' n,xt ycas Th,-P1,mur Ex­
press will 1hcn <:O<I 1h, Coll~gt
S35 87 per hour News
Critical Blast! will
promote bicycling
Toe Bike Room . Co-op,
and Ski & Snowboard
Club plan an event to
get out the bikes.
by Ethan Stone
1 kru"' • hi, <lU ur~ Ynu tr
1h,· gu1· ,111h 1hr nL<ung Huffy
ln tho bH.c room, tbr , ,,. "'1th
'l 11,i 1c,1 UR' o111<I , dtmLll<ut m
"'"«' nttd ol ;,dju>1mcn1 1h;in
au,11\ l,ltclgn l"~•q· Don 1 " 1 wtll h, ~ c,cr,11 prd,1-po-..
cred u,mprllll<>I\!, ,.,.JuJJng
h1k~ l<'IISUII!(, law r.1«1 •nd
l,,mg.110.• r.w:n, inti the prd,11•
J'!)'""trtd >m('(11h1c m•~<I .,,
l!lkc Room fame" 111 Ix b.1, k h~•
l»l'lllir drrmnd l he R.mi.<cy
~imd D:>Jts m~ ,>tlt.-r $11Jtklll
b.1"'1~ v. UI I>< on h.1nJ 10 I'"'"
,okc th< auduory •i.•kc
f,l\ ,. n:i,.,m l"\I •l'l" mnlu likt
br.1110~ l"1.hlll5 Jlld pa1,ht­
"1!1 ., ll \'(' lot git IU\d l lh,,r
I'). 1he 111~,
R.oom IS httt
to h,l,......rnd
IM JU~ "llh
m~tnlcnJncc
tllhtr TodJ1
al 3 lllp111 011
the-Pi><-M,111
IJ" n out.side
lnn~r~•·k
Lcv.,s Sr
CL,ri<s rh•• The event will
include a peda1-
pov,ered smoochie
maker, snowboard
and ski waxing,
and live music. ouw,1~ punre,I•
<•Ill hl1111
bk}\:lr "Ill be
roffit,d all
QrlttlOIZCl
t<clly R.og:ab
\ on '·"'' ,1u,
.1,1Jc 1!0111 •
rudlCllly toot!
umc, Cn11CJI
81:L<&1 IS Lnl<ntl•
Lmx ol hike
cmhust3SlS \\1ll Jmn lortes w11h
the :.k, & SnQ\\t)<lllnl Club and
1h<, CommunLt)' Cu-op m pl.-s­
cnt Criuail 81ml, • !1.-J.d-on
bikr t">.1r~•'1!,IJ\-'ll u, promolt
the Sri« Room\ n),cn .1,icnd•
oC ,.unp1,,..\\1d-, 1(\-oluuon on
'"'" whttl,
Ellch mg.1n1:;ttin11 \\-1II bnng
lU 0\\11 n~\'Or to ,he b:uh
nx:tnben ot 1ht !>kl 3nd '-nov. •
board Ch1b \\111 be on hJnd u,
hot•\\.UC sk>< •nd sna..brord
\\hlk 1hc cl),<lp\, >lUd~nt-b;ikd
5\tco,lcnts 11nJ 1-1ud(nl Jn\4ort ,.,u b< for s:ili Th, Bike Room rd 10 hdp pn>­
lllOIC th< Brkc
R<x>m~ cxp.,ndtng progrnm,
Luc:ui.,d ncJCt 10 I.be rl.11ttou
m rtm H:111, 1hc 81k~ Room 1S
curmuly ,,p.,n on Tuc:sdt}'S Jnd
n111hd.i1'1 from J 3(). ~ lOpm
,od '"' Sunda)'l (ram noon un1U
) llOpm -.uh SIU<klll mcclun•
~ oo h.md 10 help !>ludrn~ fix
and ni.,IIIIJII\ 1ht11 b,cy,:lc-,
II} llt'lCI ttll Rogiil•Ja11d lilh
Ro<>rn etg;1n1:ns ho:>pt u, m, ~ •
\\orl.-,tud) P"'llt"•m In pl.ace,
111 "h"h s1ud,·n1 ,m,·nu , .. 11
rc<Cl\'t" school c n:du 10 hu1ld
rommun111 bu., cltt lo1 htt •nd
£.tq on--<.""Jnipw 1,a~p, 1n.it1on Ranking:
not a
concern
CO!fllfl\JED FROM~ I
debt a, example,, or the hrundal
J1hlb1hl\ 11nd <Utt.-,:ss 1h.i1 1hr rot•
It~• currcotl> cnto)s.
He .il<o bndll' d1 ... -us!<'d 111<,
U ~ ~,"s .md World R<fk>n~
tollc1,"' tJnlung,. whi<:h h< J
!.Cfll 1•bM<neJ ll<II"' 1ltc ... ,II DI
., gu1d.lnct office "hilt 1r.11 dint,:
ft'h'."r..( ♦I.S
!=1ot\..(lirk hr ho·,-111111<1
" number 77 1h" ~ur • lie s;ud.
Whtl< he n1.idc II d,:,,r th.II ft~ did
1>01 ut< lot 1hc r,uikmgs h.-,IC•
knv\\ l«lgcd 1h.11 loM~n StudtntS
:mu m.m~ .iu,krns hrrr m 1h.
llnnrd su,.-, 13(..c thf' r.mkin1:,
'<fl ~n.,u,I,· 11nd h1m,:d th.11
he \\t>Uld IL~, '" tmpto,c th< <>'I•
lci;es r.rnlung A larger rnd,n,
mcm and mon, mmom)' ,.udrn1>
\\nuld 1mpl'O\T th<-(t'>llt:gd, mnk
he s.ud Jnd the)· would at.a ben­
rfu tht-LC communil\' h<.~'<1nd
numbers In a n1Jg.mnc:.
'l',·c hccn told 1hat uc h.wc ~
ltlp·25 program hen, UI lr\\1S ~
Cfark, H.,.~ukr ,.11d ·t Ju>1
W.1111 pcnplc to be JWlll'C ,,r the
great gem 1lu1 \\Ch.,,... hrn! m rh•
l':tclfit" NonhwcSt
Hocb.'olculcr ended the sp<ee<h
.,,,h Jn :i.1dc 10 1hc parenLS "I'd
Ukc to 1h,mk ,nu "1«h.,11ogy11ur
dllllln,n \\1th us. hr "'1Jd. Thn
.UC "" th,· \\ru,k • \1'1') n1<r
r.•uur II " IUH ' <RJIII \jU.<I
uy nl 1tu1hcn114:il)' ab.>1111hc-m-J
LI<~ ol g111l,-Jbh,mgh .,_, )<>U
kn.,.,., the}· can be nn•·I') arul
c.munkt"""' • Then-""~ l•u~h
lcr Jnmng 1hc p.ucm, h "" b .i
hgl,1 :ind 1ru1hlul """ 10 ,nd ,he
3cJJrrs.
Tryon: LC students helped
TLC farm raise awareness
c:x)NlWUR) fl!CII PIQ I
the P"'J'<"'-'I pt•mung ou1 th<e
cn,1rc,nmcm.al ttpcn;u._.;,,~1;1n1 ll
w.,uld rui,a.
I h, wmpatl!)1 ag.111L<1 1h.: s.1lc
b) 1h,,sc \\hO sup!'('n llC f•rm.
c11lrtl ·Grttn>p.1<.< Not 8rown­
,1onc," "-" >Ulll'S>lul b«.iwc t)[
"h.,rd ,..,,k """ dct<nnm•tl<>n,
., "ell a grr-JI w111111111111,· <UP·
pon and lundr.usmg. said f.tnn
n:si<knt Jnd C,:,.tB lc..dri Brenn.i
lltll said .tn JlumllllC or u,w1, &
Clark c ... lltl\\' •nd 1hr i-onhv.cst
xhool or 1.,i,. nu: ,1implll!II
pomu,d our the c:ostl, nlmn: ol
the undenukmg Bnl\lnsu>nc ".is
planning Nol ,>nl> .. ,iuld II ht
d1fficuh 10 dungc the Llruh,C,lpc
.,r 1hc a= 10 l wndu-fntndly
>J>,ltt" bu1 lhc pohlll"1l n:p<en;u,..
,,_,,.. v.uuld .also pro" ,ostl)',
they s.11d
E,cntwlly. ahct ,1 Rl<lnth of
phone calls und ne1workmg. ·,he
de>·clopcrs m:og111ud (lh,1 I th<
pohual obs1.JCIC5 ;is \\tll ;is the
pm..ucal ob>1adcs wrrcnl v.unh
It.• lltll ,:;i1d
Ont" ol lh< nuJor ob;tJJcs lht
1tt1dcn11 ol nc Fann f.lCt'd In
lhtfr C~mpJ1gn W,lS r1n.mci.1I.
·t ".a reallr •kcpu..-.11 1h.>1 (the r.im, putth.t h) tht 1,-s1dcn1 j
"~, ,:,,1ng 1<• hJppcn • ... 11d \Ll­
rk Bt.•u.><n (l16). and LC ,m.
drnt wh<> "orks wtth 1hc fam>
hccau,e •1h<y hod to r.u"<' so
mU<h n,oru:y • At one pum1 "'1id
Bots,t"n. 1he ownrr \\-:&..\ U)1'12-! to
~n 1hc w ... lur S~ million d.,1.
IJr,,-no1 1hr k,nJ ol ntotl<.') thm
=•n•blc f.trmrrs ''""' J.I their
tll,pc.1'.11
LC ;,tudt:Jtt Ll=c f~ll
( o;· "h" ""'~'" .11 ,he lilnn
stnrc Ll<t ~l.ly, pantc1pa1rd in
1hc (,'sB aimpcugn. «1<•rtlln.1t•
1ng 1h< LC branch of tlic cill•ln
lh.11 spurred 5mwllSlono 10 <1pc11
communrcauon "11h 1hc Linn
l'<Sldcnrs Throui.hi>ut the tffon
to ml.SC' monc, she SJld, the ,.,,,1.
dents h•\< ltJd such J posllt\T
ou1look rite tnltwl fundmL<rng
pu:,h "\/Jlls 1hc lunlt,1t b.mlc for
them 10 wm. o1nd, 1>0\\ 1hJ1 II b
o>(r. ·1hei re ~bsoluu·l)· gomg r.,,
do It; she said
The res1dwrs hn,·c ro,SoN!
S 100,(XX) 1n loaM and dmuuor,s
O\er 1hc pa.a month. :ind muss
rJI"<: •m>1hcr $25,000 by ~fan:h
3 I Although the) .i.n: happlli• .i.;.
ccpung doium,M, the ro.1dcn1>
.,n, offcnng ,mo1ht1 opuon 10 \\1-1uJd•be 1.vntrthutori 11 "luncc
Ill '"'"''' In the farm • rcopk C"JII
pul tliclt 111,,n'> In ,nd 1<ou,.
mtcr<>I," :,.lld &II, .111d \\t 11 br
p.1)lng II h,i<k ,., 1hc IJnd dc,rl•
4.,ps.-
l.( s1u<ltn1s l•wt '"""'--d 111
tilt I ind a, "-<II \ion, 1han l-0
hl\t ~,n d<1wn 10 \\ork on th<
l..tntl I us.-..,11. ,.h,, said th,· farm
Is •,n .u11a:111,; •puc 10 g<1 spJ<t
rn,m s.clk,ol.- ,,nl'.' \\.'Ith .Ytl'•nd1 , ..
lul people whcrt ")'<>II I'<' \\Otk·
mg wuh >••ur h.inds In the din."
t> ,.,I'}. po,,w,·c ~bt,u1 LC s1ucl,111
m,uhemenl
rhc 5'ludtnl$ who arr ,n,·<>hcd
w11h the farm paruetp.itc In m.1ny
\\J)~ llolS'icn .ind G.1bntllc
~r ( 06) •re \\,,rkmg on >
symp<><ium ttbout the fu.rm Mth
Sudol,igy/Amhmpol,>g> pmfes.
<0r llru<c Padobnlk fw.scll l<
,.,,rk1ng 011 ·dc,-,:loplng ctluu­
uoml t·urn~nl.ic . .uld Bell
It's lmpon•m 10 dc,.el<>p •
.imng panncrsh1p v.1th 1hc LC
c<>mmunuy bcc.iusc 11 1> rhc
gro"111g nc1"ork of p<eoplc '1<1'\llS:S
the rny 1hn1 helps us to tmnslal<
suswn.s.blc. commUllll}'-Orlcrl.ttd
,,ii= lntll our C\"\'l')'d.r)· ltv,s,"
ttJibcr s.,ld
the Pioneer Log. March I 1. 2005 3 Forum • • t1fltna
Stewart leavesd
prison in style
The happy homemaker's
release from prison will
benefit more than the
mango chutney
by Stephanie Beechem
M11•r htc momhs In • ""m
rn, n,f,mnJllll')' pn'<ll1 m \\bl
V11gm1a M•nh, Slcv.•n wallu:d
frc'C 1lm p.ast Friday ,nd I om
mcd1,11d)' wh1pp,-d up• dmncr IO
cckbr.tit txcr oendcrlom wuh •n
h;rb -.,11 cl'llOI 111,ni,:o g.1.:p.,,h,,
gnllcd ,_,p.,rugus "nh ,.1tJmd•
1.:cd JIL1IIU1 \111Jl~IIC .Intl blll•
1cm11lk p:inna n>1u Oh \iJnhn
h"" I ,c m,16<:d >·,,u1 My .,pnn>t
frnnd Ju'lt w,blll ,1,., >Jmc Jf~r
)'au .,m, alt 1hr air
And ,.., 11 " \tanlu Stew.in
the onwrul d.'Spcraie hooscwolc
\\Jlk> Jnlllll& u, •~m~n or
Shc11 r,,Uuw htr ~Uni In 1hc, Boll
I (,,use wtth '11:'crJI month, nf
li.111.;c, Jrt<-.t tn ,n11tl\CI big hou..­
h.:r fon) -million doll.If New York
t,-1.JIC Afttr th.11, lhr>ugh, 1,.,,
Jan<"< ,.1,J b ,ud,al two new
lV ,how,. • line of pr<mlcr fur­
mlul\: ,nd 1ht return ,,1 h<r h.1(1<•
PJ8C C(llumn {my b1bl,1l 111 Ma,.
IM ,,,.,.,m 1.Jving n11nt:S AR:lll
looking 100 shitbb)· for f,OOd old
M.mh,1, uod I ,ouldn"t be luppocr
for h.,,
I onc.m, I'm It.in.II)' mv '" in­
dulge In the 5;1Cth:mnr-swccl
pl.1rltude. MJnlu herself fiiHus.
but I do h;m: • ,·cry dl>tlllCI JP,
prcctatlan lor ;1 """'-'" as CC•
staioCJlly good n1 an as Mllnha
SIC" •n 1s few people hold the ,-uhrol) ans 1n .is .
lugh ~ccm os 1hcy
dtSC"f\ • As someone
who rr,cnll) bu11glcd
,, l»1d1 uf Ric< Krup1;
ltt."".1LS CJ.tl ~\llC!il. l.OOk•
lng I> n<>I » C.'l>y lb II
=ms And \tllnh., s,,., Jn 1> 11<11 only
• did ,I,., d<>1gns
fum11urc. pubh,hcs
lwo wildly ,ucc~sful
m.tgr.tnts. ;ind .urs
In her own u:lc,u,on
progrnn\ for yc;,rs
she \\,IS 1h~ CliO or
her "" 11 mul11mllhtm
d,>ll:sr lOOIPJA) And
she ffl.l)' ,·cl) "ell ht
n:>tC>tcd 1(11h01 post Ill
1he «•mini,: \\eek.
Tm-thing 111.11
nuke!, M.onllil ~e"
1ft$ SlOI)' SO 11!11\lltk•
,,blc ,s th.11 hi,r stoc.k­
dmp would h.ivc
only c.N her a p.1.llty Stewart may have falsified some Ii·
nanclal documents, but you can't get
more wholesome than this foxy lady.
S52,()(l(I for., ,.,,m.,n .. ,mhSC\·
rr;,I m1lhon dollors, 1h.,1\. lunch
monq It"' L'VCUUie, ,,f Enron
,ml Worldl.om •t< .,.,11 ".,lk•
mg •r1>1ond ln,c on 1hclr app,:ab,
ond 1hcy fikhed m,lhon, "r dol­
l;us from m,'CStors and employ•
ccs l~ arr 1hr cnmon:ils who
shm,ld bt ~oph1111 1hc 1ns,d"5
of our lnSlllullon;;.-not M.1nh,
Su-wan Jnd h<-r bnochc.
Who kn°"~ t[ 1hc gn,a1 Mar-
1hJ s,c,.•n G.imcb.i..k .. m \\<>rk
nul as '5hrs planned lt I can 1
tmaglnc nuny kids hcte DI I.Can,
go,ng 10 go buy• Manh• Stew:,n tJu,·ct u\\<C whtn the, '« htt
whipping egg whur,. '"' pnmc
umc, b111 I 11'1')' ,-ell mighl I
"''uldn, mint.I bcaug•godtlts,
uf u111fet1lon .:,·cry on« .1ntl
awhile, 111Mc;,d ol ohc an1,·cllng
mess I turned lnro while nuk•
ong lh(lS< Rocc Knsp,c 1n:ats
So whm ii she m,1kts me drool
osrr 1ha1 bt3u1ilul p351el-blui,
K1tch(J1 Aid moxcr In the-\\on•
dow ol W1l11J1ms.Sonoma"' cry
11111c I WAIi,. by> Damn y,>11 .ill! I
"Iii 111351cr the .tn of 1hc s:ilJd
$ptnncr and the Spnngfonn 11
II ktlli me. ,nd I w<1nl mkc
SEE 'MARTHA MIXES '~ 5
Disgruntled photographer
goes for Reslife's jugular
by Sam Stigler prob,bl)· spcclili-<'·cn1-siylc. bet•
ltr food 1wo houts Cllrlocr This
I •m wnun11 to express my m•kcs no sense! Res I.tic actually
dosm•y oi 1hc mass exrlusoon or published • full-page ad showing
srnd,nts tlut h.tppt1"'d ~1urwy, 1hc r,m1ly \\ttkrnd schtdulc 10
M.arrh 5th -f11mll)· W«kcnd, last \\ttk~ Pumttr Log. when I
D•y 2 s,:nnusl)· d'1ub1 "">' parrno• ""'''
I SCI my Ji>nn cl0<k for Jrountl to s« II
7 (Xl;1m In nrtlcr to wake up 1n For thts \\'tck's Po,~og (1hc, one
lime fot the Staie <>f the Ctillcgt nude JV:lllablc on Fnday March
addrr,.., only 10 find 1h111 n "-.Sa 41h), I :actually truk the Un\C
·r~n:nts Ont,· 11ddll~ I asked (roughi)' ,,..o hours cm \\'tdnes-
abou11hc SlJff and f>cul1y b1r.1k• tfay .tfi<rnoon) ru rnmpolc • \~x
la>t .also ·Parrots Onl): Actu• Pop 11hc secuon of 1hr paper 1lu1
Jlh·. th.11 unc t, f .un1ly On!)• has 1he pc11ple's photos. rumcs.
T11.11 ml".lnS th,ll rny morn .:o.nd ond quooes In an;wcr 1<1 ,, g,.-~,
111)· ll-)e'lr-nld bn>thtr <:JO .11 quouon) wilh ohc qutsuon,
tend but I U\O t which b nd1cu• Wlut •hnulcl fl>m Hochsi,ml<r
lou, .tddf'l"S.< In h1, Sc,tc of the College
App,11,:0ll)· the) rou111td on .1tldrr'6> ll.lS<d on th•1 and 1hc
1hr numbtt ol pevplc who r<g r:,.,, 11~11 .u M,mda), Pwl,,g >1.1R
O>ttn"<I ro, lom1ly wcd,,cnd, 001 mcctrng 1hcn, ""' S<'fllc db<U>-
1hc <tudcms the)' ar,: <'1mmg """ os tu "h,ch ,1udror wonted
10 VISII w1 .... h me:on> 1h31 ti I IO ~I up ., 8 OO"Jm t(1 Ct>\"Cr I he
w.101 hr"'1kf.i.<i I lu\'c to hw1-S1.1tc of ah.: Colltge ~ddrns. I am
gnly wou unul 11 00 lnonnal deduconi: 1h.u 1h, l'lrrlcJ/: h:id l\bsu-
hninch umd "hllc my tnothet lwdy no kru"•kdgt u "'.IS,, P:tr-
und ,·1111n1,-er bm1hct h.,,c "hat;. tnts Only" ~em. 4 the l'ionc:cr Log, M~n:h I I, 2005 But what •bout RtsWe?
Why would they pnm a full­
page ad,-cruscmcm (1hc week
btfore 1hr p.al'tms gm hen,)
con1n1nong th< fllmoly \'kek.
,nd schedule, only Ill turn
siudents '1W'•Y 01 1hc door? Ao
l=t for 1he lnaugun1I Dinner
t hq Included
.i "b>• ln,11•-
tr<>n" In
po re n •
theses
I fl er
I I
SEf 'fMl­
a,yWEEI(.
ENO ,
~5
Sam Stigler
may never
regain the trust he
once had with Reslife.
All ho wanted was some
breakfasL A sin le scoo of the fi htm hamster
Social Security re­
form depends on
Democratic unity
Democratic leadership has yet to stop Republican
momentum even a month after Bush's formal pro­
posal to privltize social security
by Matt Savage
h has
been O\'Cf ,I
monoh >1ntc
nu~h lirsi
'---"---' took hlS So-
ciul Scu1n1y
pro~I l<' 1hc nJll,>n III his
State of 1hc Unl(ln AddrC">, So
far, lus plan ha; faolcd rll1S<f·
obi) Our prcs1dcn1 1s almC\SI
ah,·J)'S su«csslul RCIIIIIR hlS
Jn,lj(lr rn1ua1wcs I hrouj\11 1hts
fncndl> Cootgrr,<>, ,md hi5
rcc<nl furlurt h3.• bet-n '" 111<
dd1gJ11 of m.1ny dts1llush>md
0cm1'Cr.lls
Ru<h nuy luvc won 1hr
20(),+ clccll"n. but he docs no1
h3,t the m.1ndJt< he ~nd lu,
supponcrs 1hougl11 he lud
Th.u s:11d. 11 is 100 culy 10
1dl "h.n the uh1m.11t foot <'f
Mr Bush< <.t,cml ~Ml)' pl.in
.. ,11 be Bu.<.h b n!'l 011< '" W'"
up GI.Sll), .md he h. pimcn
10 bt "ollong 11, tum J J'<'hll­
t,ol ,ompmml!>t moo J , 1ctory pllln 1111 S«ial Sernmy and th<
Drm,,c;r:u ... need 111 1n1mdurc J
pL,n tif 1hcr ''" 1i
Wnung ~ Otmo..-rauc pbn
w"uld 001 be ., d1ffirnl1 1h1n1t Ill
tlo n\C) c.1n ,.,,... 1hr p.t)roll
lll\61O fax tht "'1\\"tll)' ,,r SNul
Sccuni)·. and ~·en t<pul "°'"' <>f
Bush\ tro. CUI> 10 boot R,uhcr
alun cu111ng bcnclits. 1hcy CJII .,i.
low for .,dd-on pm·Jot acroum•
111 <1rtn,i:thtn .soctJI SttUTII), s,m,
ll.,r Ill 1hc llntS Chnton lfo.ot(d
In 1998 Tins "oultl al11l\1 fot
cn.,ugh b1-p.,nO>Jn-.h1p for Soult
10~1g1111 .i.<"cllJ<i,'<tllngpkn1)
uf hcanlJ.nd R,,pubh,an, 10 co­
~JX'"-""'r
If thC) \\,lll 1(11) lc-ng, Bush
woll ncgv1o:11c • pbn llut ,n,,ugh
Democr.us w1l1 S1gn l\lrtOO ~n•
Alor Chutk llag,:I. Rtpubh..-:in of
Ncbrlbk.l Jnd potcnu.d prestdtn•
u,d ,-:111tllJ.uc, has olrt:td) and.I•
011ed ho mlgln 1n111>dutt • p!Jn
""11!J1 1<1 the <1111'. I dNnbcd
.IM\'C
A real Social Security reform bill wouJq
be a major advantage ro Oen1ocrars. Ir
would show c.he party's leadership, and
the bill's success wouJd allow che1n co
propose ocher ideas in Congress (like a
better budget or healthcare).
He will regroup, and propos<,
Q morr modtm1c plnn ilwt ls
sun: to pus. This IS wh)· 1he
Democrats need a change In
ld<.11t.> The)' nrcd lll Stop be­
Ing the p;iny of No
The Ocmoefllli> ~re tlliong
1~ s.1rnc smucgy th.11 Con­
gn:ss,011al R,,pubhoms look
""h ·H,wl')' e:irc· on the e:ni)
·90s
lltlt "'115 o ruo:ess for I he
fqpubhcans, •nd git\'t !hem
control of Congtt$5. The
DcmOCTUas '-'111 not ht ,1ble to
rrcrc:att 1h15 fc.11 Bush "ill
be =n~r. and will "Jll 10
n:lc:>5C dc1•lls unnl he
hr,, s(UIIClhong 1h.,1 will
pass
Furthermore
I.hi< lS nUI 1hr
best SltJleey Ul.11
the Dcm,,erJ\s
an 1,1\o: l"hcy
ntttl Ill ,h,><\
lc.1dcrsl11p ,md
,h.,.. "h.11 1hctr
pan) stands for
Mess;ag,e and lc.ider•
ship of\" 1wo thin~ 1hc
DtmlX'Tllts arc .eart:h1n11 lor.
It.OJ till')' «mid rcpon oo1h
,...,th Social Sc<unl)' Th,: nJ
111,n lu.< c~ri)' rc)tdtd B!Wt\ 1r 1he Dr:mocrnts don\ act
soon, Bush ond 1hc Rcpuhllcnns
.-,II 11<:hlr,., a p:1nl.nl ,1ctoty and
be: 1ble 10 ,i:sim 1l1:11 the1 \\'trt
rhc pan)· 10 s.avc Soci.tl Sccuril)
The l>cnuxr-JIS cann()I let
this happen A rul Soct,I ~­
ri1y n,[onn blll would be u major
.,d,-amagc for the Dcmorn11, Ir
would shC1w lhc [>an)•s lc:-rdcr•
slup. 3nd 1he bills suw:ss would
r:all<l" ahem 111 propos<, Other
idc:is In Congn:ss (11kt o bcncr
budge, or ht:tilhcarcl h would
l'tmlnd 1h, hc:inland "h)' tn.lll)
or 1hem """ 1dcnulietl "11h 1hc
Dr:mocmlJ. alld remind them
1h:a1 then, an, m<Tn: b>uc. al1.111
ubcm,on and ~ rrumog,: And
11 ""uld show 1hr r111llon 1h~1
the Dcmomtts can sucettd """'
Bush l.ultd th,11 tht) arr a v1.tblc
Jlttm.Jll\C Ill 1hr Republkan
Piln)', tn.,1c.1d uf 'An)boJ)'·bUI•
Rush
The \\';It h.i, heitun, .1nd the
Demntn!J. l1.11·c "''" 1h, Ii"" re"
lmtles
II h.u bc,:n fun 10 "'nch 6ush
fall, bu1 DcmucmlJ. can, conun
ue tins strategy 11'.ltc\'tr If rhc,
w.1111 10 ,..,n 1ht w;ir, 1hc} OCC"d
10 Slnp pl•yong ddense Jntl IJkc
1hc lnlll.tlh't, If U\C)' WJOI 10 wm
lhc Wlr JtST ft\l lltt,ttnu Of' II,·
sa:Aan.1, Plo,u
Sui« i.ht ls cn11cwng
"ln:lCCUrn<ICS In In( Pl~l..ng\
FC1ram Ms Wngh1 ""9uld
tune bttn '4--15( tu c:,lfl·
sider g<Wng her own bos
1,u111gh1 I ah110S1 tboullh• I
W!1S rt11d1ng 30 1111dhgen1 td•
11ort:il for tht fir!.l l\\'(I third!>
<>I her pl«"t" Unlc,nwutd),
I knew this ".15 Ml the c.1Sf
b<c,au,e 1htn: was R ,t.uahk
p1e111n: <>f turvard Prc.itlem
Llwm1<-c Summc~ with •
c:rUde circle •mund he; he-ad
;,;. ,f he w;» ~dQll Huter "'
Josc:ph Swlo The fit'51 IWC)
thud~ ol this ptc« othcN,,.,
would luve ltd me 10 believe
Uut Ms Wngilt woultl 001
sw:,utnb 10 thc liulun-C>I
r=Kh llut this phoco sug­
gesicd She did She go1 her
inlonn.1IIM from thirty ~­
,mds Clf TV CO\Cntgt bc1wttn
1M MichDel Jaooon tntll .ind
Martha Stcw~ru release 11\,m
pnson
rm Ml Sllggtsttng thc-sts­
k,tl~ hcre. 8utlf5hr
h:id talcffl tht tun~ 10, "wY,
Vl$lt H.lrv.ardll we~tr Jnd
llCl\1311} ~ the lt11mct1pl
or Summus' $ptteh. she
might h:t,-c been surprued
w find thoi this whole out•
rni;c 1$ not only ridtL'lllc>us
but comJ>letcly unfounded
Summc,s W'JS speaking to
a .Sn\.111 uutllcntt .tbolll ·1ht,
1mu, of -."aroe1f, n:p=tt3·
uc,o In tcnurt'd po$Ute>ns in
oocnc:c :ind cnglnccnn& at
top um,·crsilles Jlld neseAKh
UUtllUtlo11s· m an Jtle!"lpl Ill
rcctlfy this underrcpmcnta•
uoo--tht CJW;l same -
1bJ1 Ms Y..'nght r.uscd QI the
end or her pte.:t
Summe,s Dt\'Cr conJCC•
1u~ or sugges~ M)1hlng
ha1rdlng lo ThL Eto!lmnl$l
(N.ll , thlS Is c:ulcd an ln-ti,x1
01:111001, he •docs n01 blimc
imyllung on ~ny1 hlng. • f Ir
proposnl ·wuh plcmy ol
c:l\-etlS and an unch,uuc1er­
l$1.lc dose or humility• =
c111l bYj>Olhescs tor which
mn.iu, abthL)· w.s one) at a
hchtrtd-<losed-<loors 11\l'tt•
uig In which hc dcllbaatdy
SCI QUI to .uk difficult qu,s.
tlons In urdct to provoke
n,levant dlj(Ou~ nn the
,ubjm The fim 378 ,..,~
of he. ,pc,c,:h wcrt b;a,Jc:illy ~
dtsclalllltl' thlu thC5C hypoch­
cscs should !WI be taken n• dw:ulousl)· 111.11 .. r (OrllcJCI (as the
mtJ1.1 h.u ~thclw dollt' l
Hm, all the t\1dencr I• w11h
Mr Summer, I le m.-i. ,iin<IUS
~wblc ,lleild,,m1t 'l<'IUn:h
Jnd .-."tn beyond th~ clmc
1,, • ~nllfic deb.Ur alx>ut the
dillcrcn,c bc:t"etn m.ilc Qnd rc­
n,;ilc bron,s II<>),. for 111.>U1nc,e,
~re four unu,s mort IJl.l!I)' to be
3\IIISlk: th.in l!U'B It .. ';I; ~ lc­
gjtnnatc <Ub}t'cl tO brwch •
App.arently, "flt onr1<11 Just
<Np her finger,, en.'<' i.:11 1hol1-
;.and )'Clll"i or gender tnequ.ht)'
and h:,,1: ~ pctfc. liy balanced
f.iculty n:pfCSCtttnn<.>n ,imply
hccJU>C 11 :lh,,,uld be: thtat "'")
l he <>nly w:iy tn ,..,h·t chc t=
ol undcrrcprescnt.11Jon ts t1> as!<
dtlhcult qucsttons-thc C""-1
s:une questions th.11 should hc
r:tbtd ut ,my ~nckt Studies
Syntp.>lium 1h,11 1w any he>Jl(
nf ~ving n.lllDnJI gendct IS­~=
Thtnk Im wrong? Good.
Visit \\'WWpte$1dcl11.Jurvanl
cdu/sptechc.'12005/nbCT html
ind check out po~ ck,cn CJf
Tit, Elarwm151 from Fcb1'l:lry
26 2005 Then llllk about
ft 8ut try !IOI 10 t11111811\111uc
a q11CS1lon simply btca.usr )<>U
do no1 like the, hnpltClltlvns of
u and n:sp«t ·1he fu11d.tmen-
1al right or an .tatdrmlc to ask
qu,ot1ons.
•Na1ban HqlN:s ('08)
Pon.lot .,. nn PAa< -.
lll'h '!()tU T1W< fftl -I.USS
Whtie l .,m gl.,d 1h.u \'.1!.1-
ne Hu1U1ni.-cr IS wnung •bout
cite 1mpartRntt ol commw1t1)'
,.,MCI!, I found hcr •rude ·1tr•
P<•rtc.r hd115 S<'l'\'C 'Pntluck tn
the l'llrk" offcn,,h-c Many or
the ~oplt 1h41 atttnd Pntluck
in the Puk arc simply low-111-
cotnt Jl(c>pk-looking for • met!
10 d~ thcJr Sl'(ftdmg cm
food c.-..:h wc:c,k The: llllljomy
or these people. mdudlng many
homeless people, b:uhc at least
rcgularl)' ('peopk who hadn't
bathed 1n •while") -pcrhnps
more ln:qucmly lh.tn many >1u
dents at Lcw,.s & Clari\ They
al!o CRt ("lunni commcm.s h~
'No thank$ I already Jtr") I
hope th.ti, tn the future. SIC·
rcotyplc.ll qwps Jbc.>ut low-In•
come pcoplc will bt ra<""-.d
for •n cduort:11, .IS oppostd to w
ptccc that IS p~ntul 115 news
Ptrhaps Ms ltunsmgeu I tm<:
\\OUld ~ hctu:r spent J,.,rn­
lng some ~t for th, pcoplt
she !us Jc, octd an llttrna()n to
help1t1g,
-Caitlin O"lrlao<ardll ('07)
Mystery Box
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What happens in Kentucky
stays in Kentucky!
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A minority view on campus: sought oul, evaluated and
Kissin' cousins dapple
with Incest laws; restrict
notions of true love and
teenage hormones
by Stephanie Beec:hem
M3rqu1> de Sade: French ~u­
thorand t$Sl)'ISI, cnmtl\lll, scxu.11
de-innt Jnd d str.rngc comp:111101\
of mu-.: ·&hold. m1 IO\r,· he
wrOtt ,n 1795, •behold ~II truit
l S1multal\COusly do: SOJndaJ.
scducuon. b-sd cxnmple. mcesi.
odultrryl Oh S.1111nl One, imd
unique Qld or n1y soul, msptr< enurc famll)· ltgured II out uftcr
long enough. b«Just th.11 son
of thing becomes unmlstak.ibk
liter O 1101(, I hypot!ICst:te II "~
dt<eU.<~ Jt lc-ngth bc:hlrn! our
b.ich.
E\.:mu.111), uf course. ii blew
O\CT I siancd dating • football
plllyu, and ht siancd loving
someone w11h no !.1n11hal rcla•
non That great. open grief or
wnn11ng someone so uuerly un­
avalhtbl< b,,~n tn dis:tppt.u. a
day 11 • umc. l lovt .)'I'll rcsun1<d
115 genlal. pb1on1c S1gn1fic:incc fit for contemplaUon
m the nt:1ktng before II bt'c:imc
• re.ti problem H theft' are •ny
othrr objcuious to co\lfilt-coustn
palnns-I ccrunnly don't kno"
them-.1S1dc from 1lw fae1 thJt
l<cntucky, • goddunm rnnser•
1'311,,.. !.t:t~ that looks down on
C\cry non1r.iditlon.il romantic
couple
Incest, I suppose. nmes 5(1mc
sucky q=ons about w:,1oncc
1111tl nonnalcy 1n human 11efauon­
sb1ps, but I would h:i::ud 10 s:&)
that dC\'1:111(C doesn\ l!Jdst ot all in
hunu,o 11el;iion­ thou m me
,omethmg )'Cl
mo11e, prc,cnt
fonhcr pc:Mr•
slons to m)'
smokmg heart,
and then sh:ilt
thou sec ho-. Incest, [ suppose, raises son1e sticky ques­
tions abour deviance and normalcy in hu­
man relarionshjps. sh1pis If 1he)"11e
smbfoctory 10
C(lch p:iny n,ts
argument has
b«n used to
d&nd S3mc•
1 sholl plunge myself tnto them
alll"
Oh, Sa1J1nl-onr nnd unique
God or my ,oult l fell In love with
my cousin when I was founccn
Not my second COU5ln, mind you,
ormy third-my first My fat he~
brothcrs son lronlally, ,.,.,.,
both from l<cmuc\cy-,;cvcn mil•
hon people. they say, and five la:,t
names
lt was • sccn,11,-c, furuvc
thing ru first, a £itc1 ncilher or U5
w:is \\illlng 10 admit, und then:
was such a Stigma th.it we never
touched e:1eh 01her, llC\'Cr """
miked obout it. M)' mother \cncw,
of cou~. m th:tt ""~Y tliat m0th•
crs know <"'Cl)'lhlng. •nd our Oh. my smoking bean!
should\'t gone for u-1 should\-c
JU51 pbnttd a luss on the guy
lnsacad or llelng such • gi:int
chickcn-shtt We were founccn.
for god"ss.1kc. <o you ,-:in t.tstly
ehmtnAl< the whole gcneuc prob­
lem of the maucr 1ha1 we'd h"'"
ended up with some deformed,
1hrec-hct1dcd mon51cr ooby
l know, l know, tt~ h:trdly tn
fashtt>n And rm nOI saying you
should nll gc, out and m.,kc out
"'Ith >"aut siblings 8ut whr the
S11gma ah<wr wusins> I cuncrdc
1h,11 the nsb or h.1ving d1lldren
"1th your cousin ts htghtr, but
gencnc scrttmng ts ,o a,h~inccd
these days tltJJt dot1ors cuuld as­
tly c11ch • thrcc-hc..,dcd monstrr sex fflllffl3j\C tn r,a,n1 d:iys. If
boih p11n1es •re up lor ii, "'h)' not
m;irry inside your gender or your
famtly' M:trry a tCQSlcr c,,en. if It
m;ikcs )'OU hapP)' Its not hun1ng
•nynnc,
Be51d~. IM OCCISIOM of 6nd­
tng someone to lo,·c b so rnn:
Orson Welles saild, ·wcw born
alone, we h,·e alone, we die :done
Only through our lm-c and fncnd
ship am \l'C Crt3tc the illusion for
1h~ moment 1h:11 wc·tt no1 ttlontt
Simi I figlll't', lf you're lurk)·
enough t() luve ,omtnl'I<' 10 ~•''t!
oil the: lonehnes.~ and .olftudc of
thb lntcmlinablr pamdc nr d;a)'S.
then-b)• god-kcc:p them close.
c, en If they're your c<>Wln
Family weekend toils
spoil fun for students Martha mix­
es it up
CONTINUED FROU ~ 4
camNUED FROl,I PI\GE~
which I'm assuming me,ms ll Is
for donors and trustees only ~­
cm,., none of my fanlll)' (as tn
•family Wec.kt:nd") rcmvcd on
lnvmuton I mvi1c ResUft 10 n:­
spc,nd to m)· compLlims ond 10
$Ult spcofytng which events arc
txclusl\'t! In their Jd,·c~menlS
1n 1hcstudc.111 newsp.,pcr and else­
where
Addendum wr1w:n on
Wedncsda>' Well. I ended up
gemng m 10 the smlT and faculty
brtakf351 2fttr all 1t ";is \\Ttrd •
• my mom decided 10 ti')' to bnng
mt In with hu .ind my brother,
:ind ~II of • sudden they wtrc
complete!) ok.iy ... ,,h me being
theft' I e\'ffl nmlttd some other
Student~ In the room Thi> could
h.,,-c bttn IXc:tuse uf the Rest•
dcncc Ufc Scss1M \\1th Jon El­
dnd1,~ srnmng .1bou1 I'>-)() mm•
u1cs c,m1cr, bu1, oilier than th.11
Im a1 a loss a.s tu "hat brought
,,bout 1he1r sudden clLtni,~ tn ,II·
tltudc Al k.tSt one p,=n h.15
Sll~lcd th:tt It tould N\'t b<'en beat-l wus w11h • parcm. but
I doubt thot Is the case bccaUS<e ii
Just doesn\ sound mtloruil -why
would they mind fcuing siudcms
,n tllonc. but not lu,-c: a problem
wilh lenlng 1hcm In accomp:intcd
by onr or mort pnl't'DIS7 your condcsandlng aap Jbou1
It A good pon,on or us .. ,n mOS1
hkcl) be dl'Spc:outt housc:wt,'tS tn
ten or fiftttn yous anyw~y. so lets
get down olT our high horses and
ratS<' • goddamn peachmopoht•n
tOOSI 10 the woman Cheers, Mar­
tha, to m;m)' more bhssful years
or .umond upricot chicken wnh
mint pc$1o1
wl-\a.~ ,la 1 '" 'i..it up f.r Lt.\~~
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rhe Pioneer Log. March I I, 2005 5 ----Features---­
Spring fashion trends on LC campus
Photos and article by Robocca Goldschmidt
I terr, 1n a.st\'lr 3. IJ Vttc \lJg.umc rnnu.1~ rhr gri1tuuous 1ndt'.'<Cn.-Uon
Jnd pen"' J••kn, I pr=m to )"Uthe LC Spr1n)I fa,l,1(111 O"'"''t" NOi
m,·1111uncd In 1h1, OHl"ic" blu c.crtJtnl)' LC supl~ Ct1pcLu1J J~.
'<•mplr1c With l.<.:.1-sl11m, And 011<' ~hc,n.s Air Ft>"'c Ones o1nd tht 11c­
c.1:;1<11ul P,,Ji, ,htn "hen hfe ,,ill> fnr lnvkmg nlc<, d\e1,1gc Old ~JV)'
•nd Amcn.-an E:iglc prl> Jnd hi•>•· RP\.-im(llrcd a1r,,. .111<1 P\'C pipe
,-,urd., 10 Jres. up• , ... han •nd kh.ik1 sh<>lt>, the k1r.b ln,rn AL-.skJ nm!
1hr plo1h,•111 of· Ab:,k,1 vniwn sh,n, und sweat ,hms. •nd the gl1mour
11i !Jn<) •IJbrl-bu1·1ng Jt!rls. l<•lln!l 1hr UIN Co.i,·h bag ,nd ""bbllng
on their rr.itl,1 hed~ m·rt the «>bbk.ior1cs nc:u the n:llernng pools
N,,,. tl\J.l ,·ou "'' "h.11, up. i:,t 0111 there ,tnJ show olf )'<lUr °'' n
,pnngclu,1
1 ..-rm pll<,'U on 1n1tr
n.1u<'liti1h,111 1,c,.. :u LC 1J .,,tin•
pl,ftcd by thtrntttfil I hr rl<c•b.>!l
1•11nc: ,nd 11...-,. 0<-.lrn ,;;,ndal
l,,.,k • 1( ahcy "-err pt< kcJ 11[1
''" • anp Ill ~ f'tnhpprn, n ..
"' .,rer prol .,'hly ~cpt u~,I vu
li,1 N:al~n,· botalc ,n IC Spnng
I 11>11 11 \lust Ill e-•thry don\
hrriil, whrn )<'1\1 drop thtm )'UU
~no« I hi' skin'°'~' flltllt< C.'lm·
hlrun,,n IS ''"'•' 6ftl1 1UOU11d
c..amrus. C\ fl II •l I h.vJ 10 v.alk
",1h ..,, much f;ib~ ~mun.I) rur
1h1.:h 01uc 1g.,m 1h(' 1imh 11:,
Ill 111<55':ll! .... 1 b.,g n<,ess:or,
10 c,rr, ti~ mall' nn,1 lu~hl)'
r.ul1...x:11, co,11.t1nerJ- Al$<• f,11
•nR 1t11,, this '·''"ll''IY .m-.,lm,
tlm b,· 1 gwu wn ·I} c,,p-
ptr ,11J 1ur<1u,,\lc c.imni;; Ro­
n~n ~ k 1tc-up s;,11,I ,l< ci, li
"'"'" k n unnoin "" :..:..t==e1 her mp to T.m:.m1>
llcrr \IC h.ne the I JU51 The 'Boulder' look
t:.11nc bJ,1< Imm KnulJo, • look
«>mpl<lc "1th these CIJZ)' sh"<'>
1ru1 I h.1.-. ,,nl\ !><'<n l1e1c, hut
,pp1rcml) vngm.ur tn Col,•·
a.w.111 I h.-A-Im,• <kin ~ncl 1hr
•ln1'»1 hut ""' qunc 1n.i1dung
pink long skcH 1.-c rcr.111 rhnlr
SI.Un: fimh. bUI ;arc .&.n ,,b"''"'"
n:111.11', 1 he illnltM,}l Imes ,,r
the ,,,n «•mpl11t14:m the d1ag1>­
n.1l i.,mp .. r her ff!t>-.C,lljC(I hJjt
wlud1 c.utt<> lntport.Uil d11cu
mrnts (or the S.nict> !.he look,,
"-' ti she.could hth the R,,.,k1cs
\\1thou1 hne,1k1ng • S\\('JI l~I
uni: th< J,.1Jdc,1 d,>1ht-.. fn,rn tht·
l,i.,p or tl&~I. ,ome pink Chu~k
l•)'IPr.i ,nd mJ\hc c,en • r.111•
dom min fr,1111 1hc Bin, will ,.,.
>1111' \'OUr .!?l.1tc al LC. ____ _
'Typical LC Boy'
HcTC JI LC the l)plcJI 00)'
loo~ • l01 hkr lh1>--pla1J
bumm up ,tun. rordurur>
.md 81rkc11>1ocks l ><JtCl,mJn
or lt'ather t'tlher \,,.,yl LI·
,u.11 Is th< "~) ,., ~•'· bnau1r
l<t rr IJld ba<k, m•n' f~h•n•
In• ludr IINl)rd GrJlrful
Dr.ad, Sc.ltnr r..tn,hlm ')ununrr
<,uup M kid$ ~in•r l•·•gur,
or a '" eel J<>tl> I 11,IIC Boll
t l Rcoll) lr.tnslcr Oihcr ,11..,._,.,
m ~ylc .ire Lh."·os. u, )"(\\It
._...,,er.al all•.'\ntcncan Sl'l('.I~•
<B Hrmp t«>dry ts •lso DC•
,cp1,1blc
6 the Pioneer Log. M.u-ch 11, 2005 The Bike Kid
l """" II s U,:t-py
fm }''"' p1<1urc ll> Jilli
,1ppt.11 111 the 1'11,log_
C'lpcc1.tll}· ,111c <<l\,·t1ly
lllktn from hchmd. btl!
1h1> I> J11P1hn <'-mpk
t•I t C la,luon ~, 11, best
B1q·cltl •nd btl<A: whu1t
>«DI to pl•• ., b111, I"'" ,n
th<, dL>Llung "' cho,>!<'
n,c !ohon p.,n1> arr tdnl
10 ,t\ ,,1J C':\1t,.hmg ,11lt\
p.1111, In the ~Jr, :Ip,
up hoo,li,· •lk,v,~ f,,r ~
qmck ch•ngr lnlo -.om
1cc oak,·d m 1>1~,· gT<'lbe,
.and 1lte w.11cr bo>11le
\\llh ,po,1u1 ,. btncr th.in
., N311,,·nr, ... 1t,,h 1sd1tfl•
wh 1,, drlrt I. ow or" hen
)'''"' p,-d.1hng up P~I•
unr lllll Th< tn<"l,SCt1gt"1
h•s I> •!:-tlll hllnl "nh
nl) l<t) lletllS. hllllOI
•re ~," ·')" a mu,i prrl•
1·r.thl1 on ahc b.1ck ol the
1r~ un die ,-lmul,krs or
r.,~,rm l)r,-s...,ni; h~
• hike klll nu, ol<o ln­
liuJr Jp,:ct1I dip ""
bike ,~ • hulc lt.11 01
a wrcrxh
Hippie 'fashionista'
The Classic Hipster l'ruudli ..i..im.; hL ,.11111~ pidcacn,.," "" lus
ch.-.>1, thl~ l.1,l11,,nl.iA I• Jl'iO ,pomni: 111< c,cr
P<'PlllJr ,Jl)!.11 ,h,,n, pcrlrc.t r.,, ,u,hcs uf Jntd h.1
1\11tt.lS and gnmnt, fll<: ~~IICt ,,r >hl)(S nL1l<~ the
sole., ol ) our feel 1oui:hcr .md kttJ" them «1'•1 In
,1dd111v11 1,, el1mln.i1111g the dilhcuh chc.,1cc "' v. h1<h
o;;,ndab 11, wc•r 111
the 1Mmmi Other
;acu:s~n~ n,~ pit-··
1unetl lndutlt Jll)'·
thin~ fn111t Amell•
c.tn .~pp.1rrl a«>JI)
ol Adliustrf", or .m
Anl ()1fr.111co ~hlrt
When wr111ng 1h1,, I rncd ,., h.ml JS 1 cuuld lei
""'d couccn1mllngot1 lupplcs.a.od lupsttrs .. fach
S<rm 10 hr 1l1r \lold0>p1X,1d >l<tcotypcs c>n Colntflll~"
8111 whJl would a f.t,lu,,n prc-1.:w be "111-1 !lw
m,»1 >1>iuh of 1hcm .111-thr htpsu,r Thts uu1fo
,,,111l11nc:s • 1'h<>n, "'hltt ,v.~ltf wuh rlllnrst<>n<
,losurc. • "'It pink i..h1n, .anti ,1nugc ml><' p,.,1,.
Jbl)' Jc;ig11cr, pns Thr shr._, ,,,.. 1)1'lc.1I hlpl,ICT
styk. y,1 ~re unique in 1hr •h•pr 111 the 1oe •nd 1hc
ghucr. If she h,od her b11t pL1.>t1c 70s dlS(O !>Un~lol.\5•
r,;, • couple ol ,1bs< 11ft' nldlt ro<k \muons, nuybc •
<hunk)' rqumcd hdt md ., p.1,kofC:1111,t Turk1~h
G<!ld.., ~ "-,uld ht cwn lunhrr Imm riu ----Features---­
Dancing to graduate
by Lizzy Ackor
If ) ou $CC Sfnh1r X<>lt Ph~kl
on Ll111JlU> you in1gJ11 think h<
15 • youn11 pro!e:.;or ,,, J bw siu•
dtnl I k t.tmes .. 00& ltl>ltad or
• b.1,kp.1<k .md hr \\rJr< t••l<tts
and buttoo-up ,hons l11>1cJd of
tlll." •m.-11)' "Id Mhtrt< prrfrmd
by IMSI m.,lc l~nnccr; Phndn
J frrr1,h JnJ p.,JUltJI 'icktxc
Jc>uhlr m.ijr1r 1, mu-ol the !e"
·n.,n.1rod1111m.al" ,1udcn1> ••
u,,..., ~ CJ~rk
Ile i; • 2~•)·,·•r-<1ld ,...,,n,
"ho 11-a11>knal hcrr tn 2!'102
rr,,m l\ml.i,,.l u.mmumt) Col
1,,:.-. which hr s.ud \\:15 tn l.ngc
I"'"• an c,tt.iortltrul) \\ 3'tr of
11111<, • Ah(t h4' w...tu.1<-, l'hn.,kl
Ls 1h1nk1ng oI htlldtng b.tck ,l\·tr
10 rurn.t (\\llfR" he-'.';ti. ,HI JII
.11....,,d progr•m Ll>I )'Or 10 po>·
~tbl) 1<:1<h [ngh,h ornork lo
1h, l'•ns hmrau of 1hr :,;,,. \iHk
nm(i Schm h, dnn 1h>1 h"""~
rr l'l111>k1 will h.wc 1,, ;;rildu•ue
I hi< <;tnt<'Slrt Pltn.kt l!ti fall
trt \ ll.lJII\ h,l "lwt Sl-"ttllC: nught c .. 111
the l;i 1 ~11...,.,r I ll l ur,;c
I ,:i,,:J m•ll) of "" r"lmrcd
'"l>tOt, l.w 11 Q£I
Scott Plinski ('05) Joins In
his Ghanlan dance class.
u,ur.,,c~ lot tlU firul ien\CSl.(t.
tnduJ,ng tw,, Pl da-.«-">." 11d
l'hn.,k, Unl,,nun.11di, ... I found
out, thtrr b •n ,>b><:urr ml, h•r•
nng Mud,nu Imm ••king two Pfc
d;is:,,.'$ lor rn.-Ju tn the ,_,"". ><·
OICSlcr !,<,m,·1h1nj\ ,hou1 encour r '
I 00 1-....w
Senior Scott Plinskl $hows his stand-offish relationship
with the Ghanlan danco class he must take to graduate.
,1111 ht ,hhi h"n&
\\ 'Jut ,..:,.s Ph~, to do1 ll)'
thr: IUIII \·l•U .tf\' .. ~""'' "uu J(C
rud) "' ~Jdwir 1 he pru,pru
,,I p.iymg thou,.iud I t•I dolbrs
lo Ising ,,round rnr ''" I.Ill •nJ
spcuJ two 1ftcrnou1u a .. ,.,,k do•
mg ~og.1 ,1.,,·-.11 upp<•I 10 m<>M
fk'(>pk
llu1 ludoh f.,. Phn,kt thtn·
-v.:u .m .:m'-""" A s,nluuon fur
n1,Jwd hr m> <1<h1=, "• th.11
c.:ctt.1Jn d.b.>CS in the mui1'-Jl(r•
fnfll4lnc.:c: rubnc c..in tomn fur flt­
crrdu ." ht s,nd rt1J1Sk1 >ttmed
i.1 h.11 c lt>unJ th< k<> '" ._,m
1ng hl5 dcgrtt TikO onl~ ,.11, h?
11, \ll>ulu lu\< '" t:ikr Glun.il.m
O•ntt
rl111,k1 h nol cxactl)' a "orhJ
nlU>tC l)~ ,,r gU)' n.., mtmc I
li>tcn ,.,,· h< ud. ·is nu»tl) n,ck
ti hJ\c 1ht ShtM. 1hc Smit~. Jnd
th<-falk1ng He.Ids ,n my CO pl.I)
rr at humr n)th1 now) SCHIii' p:=
T"m \\,nts (3 genre 10 hanl>(lO
.anti l11B .. r rm1<h lllll>ll, mmh
m the a.nnoy.w,c .,f u1y rncnd, •
""' ~ man who 111.1~ tn1>nq
w.1111ng 1,bln .11 M,Mrn.1m,n~
Rcsl.1u1•111, l,lun,llan D,1n.r d<11.'$
nt~ ,c:rnt hi be tile ldt.tl ,h,11« In
frul, d.in<c b Mt•• .1ll \\l1.11 Phn­
sk, 1>1nto
• In "'~I hie." h, s.11d ._,11d ,Lmctng Hkr ti pt.,~
\\ hen I do i;<> '" ~h"" th..y
urt" Til€H't' t'htn th..10 not mustc
th.it pacdutlc~ the l"..,,1><111, c,[
J.inun)! lndtr r,-. k "hcrr 1hr
al ,n..111~ us,L11i, cm.t1ls lmld­
,n.c, i.lnto .1 dunk .11111 J cig..ucuc
,, hale .111empuni; 1,, lot•k u,ol
lh"""' h~T .111 ,>I u<, Phn.,kl
v..anh lll gJi.Mhr.uc ntn lf th.,t
11Ki.1n~ ~rnn~ tnht ,1l5>1,mw .uul
J1<rform1rtg m the \\,,rl,I \lu­
Slc (;,nct'II It d<>e>n I look It~
n1u,h "'II !:fl an 111, Wll) In l,1<.I
the d.;1s, nu)·, m i1 w·.n OJX"" up ii1
"I\Ul,c 1..:·~ p.m ull'llll>ku.ll4
"!Ghan.i,.in ~~t I~ CCI'
Wini)' pn'l\.-d tlulltn!lJnR for
nl) llnmtJ .tthktl< Jbtht)." JJ.tu
Phn,1<1 \\1th this <Lm,~ d.t'IS .111d
1<ttith11i!11ng l am quld<I! 111m­
tnt: 1nm a d1t,drd. Ju >fl« 1rn<11 ol
1n.u.11hmt) •
Y. ho know, ni.t) he Min
,k, wall cJ~.,..,,c, he lw a hid
den ioltnt f,,r cthm, d,m,c Cir
m•ybc. wuh h~ hot l1t"' l'l;mcr/
\\,•1gh1hflln!:, hod)' Smit \\tll ~I
appolm«l I lc:Jd of tl1<1 I lcJ\th .md
hint"' Oq,;;nrncnt a1 the P.in.
burc.\u ,,I Tia( Sn, l<"l: Tim,~
\\ 11.tlt\'tl l>t:' dell$ vmh hb nr\\
~)<111, •. 11 k.1>1 our 1h1ng 1, ~UI\'
next )rJr he \\ont be h.mging
around 1h1• pl.A.;c onynwrc 1. • Distracted
Insightful interactions with
everyday thoughts
by Craig Beebe
\\HI u, th•• umr of the
,ce11101c1 ~udtl<nl) ,., rr.th.:.c
1Ju1 the )..-ar •~ ,,n 11. "•'} ,nu
1hc d.iy, ,lft pJs<1ng "11h'1111
cno\lgh notl'-C oUld before ,,e
I.now 11. summer will Ix-up.•n
us. \l1dttrms •rr hue but in
stc,,d uf <iuJpng )""' nnnd 1~
lcx:u .. "Cd tin "h,1l )ml II ht d<1III!:
fill ~prin_g llruk, your ,,nr-weck
<hJn,c 1,, prtlrnJ lhJI rkll'I< .. r
th~ sdw,,I siufr 1, ....,11, lu1>­
pcnrni:
"" wh,i hrucr 10 "" dunni;
du.s ~u~ogc-tam4.• th.an to f,1."I .i:
,fo1r,u,-d ~ possthk' \\11)·
"•n 1,,r Spnn!( Brc:tk when )'<'II
,.an do II 1,xlJ)·? llctcs 11 jllr,11
tlb.ttJltlOU l..(W,1 for HU lp ot a
111<'111 ~rt<>U!-1) 115 tun. nnd) ""
\an m lk-.a .m ~'IC\..UK' {or }Puntlf
1h11 11~ •1-.s.~utd) nt,C'"31)
··~· I IIW.,311, WU n..-.,J ~ pw:r In
h,r nght' \11d Ilk< I Ju,;t 11d,
~ummtrs ,,!most h,·1L~II }-otl re
~mvmg m 1'1.1111.md th.u m, Jn
<Uher .1 ~••u rr i:r111n~ k1clu,d
,1u1 of the tl11mu. ot h) ,ou1
lc-J5c Ii runmng. out x, H ~ Im
pnrt;int to rmJ .l t'lr\l. pl ILC
Y,111 '"'" PW \\Uh II ltwdw­
" 1rn,.,1t1 1lu1 •rr .,t,..,lu1d,·
""""'''> In • pl , c lwJ
,.,ioo 011<.m, cL1" r,,.,. 1ub->, ,, 101
of h!lht-"'dl, ,J.,,.., ,...,,., th,.
1h,n!1,' m)· girl!ncn,I 1<,>ntcd I
w~ more com:"l:n"·d 'Atth ., li¥-k
,,I crttf') nr,Rflhors. JI lr:i.si any­
""' u«p1rr tbJn myself
I hrn you t hnc~,c a ltX .lllOrt.
Yuu n11gh1 pa,k 1-w"tb.ttrnt w11lt
IL, Irr.JI<\' tL<n~ uml 1n1ttc>t1ng
pr,>pk-w,ud1rng (You rt>J}' h.1vc
10 1hr,1" ,,u, th.st tlun>: JOOUI
crttp)· n,tghoo~. 1huugh ) Or
thrrr~ Nonh"(>I Pt1nl,111ll ~
hnk ,,n the 1rcnd1tr sad,· hu1 JI
k-;t.<t wnh ,.,me chancrcr rcr•
!ups )'1U II opt l<1r s.LI\ tnj\ dos.:r
t\l ,ornpu, .md suy "" 1hr 11111.
,,r 111mr uCl\\n 10 ~ll"'Md JnJ
prr1<eml ) ,,u n, for""•) Tit,'tl I ,111 th,,.,,.., ~ "'"' tlul
)"u'rr willuag t\l I'·') Nllt ''"'
m11<h, $<> )OU cim ~ull aJl,,nJ
Ill 9-' I<> ,ch,~,1 N,,t '"'' h11k.
thuugh, be,,,= )OU mai hnd
ymn'!itll tx1x·lll'd rt> l&,bp1) the
suburbs or SOmL'" hcrr .:rcc:P)'
hkr th,11
f1null). y,,u rt· rc.,.t, In l,X1k
aw1111d Cited lh( :,«ls In th<
f'Jf"'I, 1""1-~l<!Utld "" cr.ug.Jl,t
\no n:l.1111111 '" """ I '"c.11)
clmc aruund 111 dn lo wn1111g
d,,.. 11 ph"II• nm11hcll •nJ rruk•
mg appolntm,na-,rnd thrn
\VU ,tum-. )C:HII re1.4u1rrd 1.tu,
:kltr\.S,UL"i 001 1hr \\1nJ1..M
~nuu I). l,xtl.,ng h•r ., pl.._-.,
tohu ,Jn bch.trd ""'" ltsa bu
ul It'', md 1.11<.-, u bu oflu, I< •
b11 ol f"llt<Clttt .uaJ 1 bit of ch.ius
dll 1hrll\,n """ ont b1~ pn-.-.-s.~
,.,u II 11,n1 s.1111, lnttroung
flCOPk-datd. 11<11 "->fl1t' llllrr•
,-:,ting \In<., trn.,gan, yoursdl
"""K an tntcl'r$1tng pl.u:~ and
th<n pundn JU>I hnw n.-ny
thing.. 1 he word 1mr~mi:
,Jn ffltitl
I ,p,:-111 b,i "''tk.·nJ s.·.u,h
mg LOJ\\11 for J pLu.-t\l lhr w,th
a lrn.un 10mrut1C v. tu, 1,1.;is m
t<n tcd III n-agnoh., ltsl "'d
.,nd wuhm the ,ours.-ul .t fr"
cl~y. I c,pcncn,.-d ,tll 11! the,c
things c.lungmg ,,ur nund,.
><111ng 11ur hr•n> on one pl,,cr
bdurr dK10Sm~ ""'Khrr -.,11-
mg bu1ldmi:, l h.i.l rnll<'r n(,·rr
n<>lll(J ur ulwJvs '""Klcrcd
~MUI
In the C'rttl wu th,,pdull,· 1
find , fll.l<c hll LOUI "'",.. •p-,
rt11.,11,,n, •. and 111,lk( a ~'<• "' II
lb l'm ,.nllng thi> I'm """"!\
,., find nut "h<1hc1 the pl.1,c
"r picked ,,.11 "111 be''""'· I n
fl1nm1.11rl)', al I km,,. "h<rc Im
h"mg IN 1hc sumnwr 1lw.,11 111.11
111«:,10> I w g,11 tu gn thtr~ h r>t
\l,1yh( lb ttnk" lt1 g_rr st.1rtcd
"" th<l'< p..prr,
French-born Spanish professor, Matthieu Raillard
,w,,-JO_.l,NI .. A
Assistant Professor of
Spanish Matthieu Ralllard Is
fluent In three languagos. by Stephanie Beachem
ll,,rn III llJrglJ Al~'t'IM :a 10" n
111 w.0111.1 m iru, nuddlr 1111hr s.,.
lum Dt,,rn r:m,c:J m Fronce .md
11ucm In lhrt~ IJng11.1i;c,. Pmfc-­
..,, \t.auhtcu R.ulldnl " ;1. r,11li,t
unu,u.,I 1.c .. ,, ~ 011rk P"'r"'"''
111 <.t) 1hr le.I<( TI1ough rr.nch
h ht• ftr,1 htngwgr, R.itlL1J~
rho""n ,h><1plmc h Sp.1111,h Jnd
hc,s bc.,n. f.>eUh) rnrmbrr ,,r the
LC ~p,10.,,h Jcp.,nmenl ~n.c l.t<t
fall
"I 111uu1l1) \\JntcJ 1,, head,...,.
t.>r," R.11ll,11tl i:.1111 I \\.ts tn J'tl'•
tllnl And "'htlr l ulwJ'" l<ivcd
"'~tl(..t' lnd nwth, 1 \\:.b ne\.a
VCI)' gu.,d ,11 thrnt I cnJ1>)l-.l and
did "IY \\rll "uh Sp.,nhh I luw
t~tr htrlJIUIY' .1nJ cultuic •
R.11ll•nl then 1mn<Jcrml In,
,,ncnuc,n., 10 '>panbh Huern1urc '\I) f'lt:o,ilt) •• the cnh~htru­
mcm .,nd mmnn11c1,n1 In :.p.un."
h< ,a,d. k:ich,ng u IS "' 1111d
l«11ully ~11mul.111ng h suund,
,h,hed. but )OU lc:im thani:,s both
rr11111 stude111, .,ntl from pn:p,mnii
lor dlS, You mitl II. and ,,,u
lctm 11-
0n ., n111rc pcrwn.111r,c1, R.,11
l•nl enJ")> uutlytng 1hror1cs ,,r
w1hn1>lt1p-l1<•"' author, c,,n.
cch'< tlldt """' Jt>b-,1nd htcr•
II)' thro<}· Ill> la\Or1te authnr...
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,prlllfl/\ you kntl\\. he SJ id\ ,n­
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Gll Jr Brctlnu ond JL"<! ww1 .. ,
Rmll•r,1, U;t:Jt!-1 t<•Jdung
moment .,.,umd when he "·'
1.-.1,h1ng , d., :u 11 !lf•du•tr
,11,dc:111 \ 1,1u,km 111.1M Uf' •n
rnu n: rrh~•n ,., g,:1 ou1 of cl.b,, ,;h, told mr th,11 ,hr .. ,ultln't
dnw ,,11 ~ .:cn•m d1y b..-..,1u~ ar
II It lud sonlt'lhtng 10 d<> \\llh •
cuh r;,I fr,,gs R.lill,rd let h.-r out
Jn)'\\J)' ,1hou1 hl< Ja,<>nt< l,x.J Tin,.
1<10. hr ,ptllcd out ·c.i ,.,ulrt •
he r;;11d "h's ~ Ft<r>th tl1J1-41
c»><:mlc of ~.in md -,;1u>-1g<">
and duck ftmble fur >"" •
"Teaching iris so incellecruaJly
srimularing .... You read it, and
you learn i l." He l•111tlt<Cd
\lt11>1de. the
d11ud, ,htftrd
lint.I hJ5 ,,f
hoe hllrd "uh
lntc-•fttrn,•on
,11nl1i:ti1 h
b \>,tnn Jltd -Matrhieu Raillard
"\\,11.,1 tire" mr 10 l.C "..,;
tho ocadrrn11 l~tl hm.· • ltnl
l.:ird s:i,d ·:.iuJc-nu .,re m1dhg<n1
w11ho111 utrng;mcr ;u,d nuant•tn
• good b:iwnet ll<'l\\<'CII n,.,I hf,·
und a«:.ulcmlc lntci.'>U I he)' JR'
1mtlh1,-cn1 "11h1n11 hcln~ 1,](> In•
lld\'01l<d •
R.itll.rrd 11nnnrd wlK-n I .c.kcd lhtd ,pnng lw ,tr
lt,lll•rd himself feds ht.,
spnn~ Y..irm new .. md unon
ml\' .umicmc: s,mng ,ll lu> J,'Sk
l•uiihong .abuut ,.....,n,k lies In•
tdll-,,;tu.JJI> uun~umt,t ~111, .. ,u, lx--
1ng la•hv "' un.1,~ll.rbk A ,p.tn-
1,h eta<.< Imm 1his m.rn m1gh1 ht
1usi tlw ,>pnng brtt:zc )'OU •~ l, .. ,k,
Ing for ncM ~=tr
I.he Pioneer Log, March I I , 2005 7 -Arts & Entertainment-
The Illusion captivates the minds of LC students
by Craig Beebe
full ur cxcUtmcnl, gtt•wh1z
1cchno-stulf and strong pcrfor•
maoces. Th< lllus101J 1s "onhy of
a good deal or respet."t as a college
prodoo,on It bnngs LC theatre
h.1ck to a level thn1 drmo11S1ro1es
JUSl wl,;11 c.in be done do\\11 in
Fir A=s. and lca,·es a p:,nicular•
I) satisf)'lng lllSlt m ones mouth
once 1hr curu1n c:ill h.,s ended
TI1c folks •• 1hcam: shop
llllvc n,,,lly outdone 1hcmsth-cs
whh this pnxlucuon, creaung
• 1heam: space unlike any seen
m the l0st few )~rs here. TIM,
Mrunstng< has bttn lr.lllSfonned
from o 1ndl1ional design to the
1hcn1cr 10 the round In which 111,:
line bc1wcen audlcn.:t and ;ic1or
ts blumd ilS lhe play hscll cx•m•
mes 1ru11 vtry Issue IIS tendency 10 dnft Into absuttlil);
nnd makes !ht •udknc;: lnugll nt
lhdr O\\n pc1tep1lons of wha1
"dmnu" luupposed io mean
But 3 good SCrlpl IS n01hing
wllh<,ul lht 1lCllng 10 back h up
ThlS CISl or siudcnis does a supc:rb
Job of filling 1hc lntge shoes Kush­
ner has lef1 for them 1 he show
constS1s hugely or 0V1S1ons· of •
)'OUng man and his love pursulis,
obser\'ed no1 onl)• b)' the audience
bu1 b)• the old man Pndam;111t,
1lu, estranged fa1hcr of the >"'ung
m;m n son:cn:ss who ,-onJures 1he
V!Sions ~nd her odd and ~-cr-c:ly
:abuw:I moswn1. Thus. most or
1ht aciors 11.1,.., • number or roles
10 play, Jl3rtS w11hm pans, and
they all show• good deal or mngc
Sci In a non-specific medieval
1lmc In Fmncr, The /llus,on is
plilywngh1 Tony Kushncrs 1989
adnpU111on ol an older French
pby. As d1rcc1or SlC\'Cn Wttlcs
mcnuons III his dittaor's n0tes
In the program. 1he play mUSl
have bttn a break for Kushner.
who n11he Unit was "orking on
his much larger and more dro•
mailc pica:, tlngrls In Am.:nco
111'.-scrtp1 shines w11h ev,dcncc
or this: Kushncr's bamng nboui
of words nod phmses Is eleg.in1
but 1nstgh1ful, noi 10 mtnuon
h,lanous. Hr unwrops dram,ulc
lang,14ge ln a w11y th;u polnis 0111 Then og;un. a good cas, or IIC·
1ors. especially In a pllly as reli­
ant on mllglc and wlznttlry as this
one, Is n01hlng whhout a 111len1ed
bunch of designers behind it, and
ag;aln 1hc LC 1he.i1n: deponmcnt
has come 1hrough Though there
were• rcw mlsluips S3tuttby nlgh1
(lropdoors no1 working prop­
erly, hghis n0t S"1tthing cx:ialy
on t'll.t). OV<r:lll I.he ttthnology
was astounding. Ugh1s Oashed.
pcople •ppcm-d from .seemingly
nowhert, and the world or Illusion
was ettated wt1h fnscinmlng clfl'CI Emily Stadulls (left, '05) and Austin Watson ('07) appear In The Illusion. The play Is show­
Ing through Sunday, March 13 In the Fir Acres Theater.
As wt,h any concgc play. 1hue
:att limits 10 how for this produc­
llon can reach, h""'-evcr A hmlu:d
budgi:1 IS one 1hmg. bu1 the raa
1ha1 student actors and desig,,ers ore, w~ll. siudcnis, lc,ids 10 fur•
ther COI\Slrnlnts on how much
they can och,c,·e. IO terms or
skills and time
MoreOVt:T, • shon rehearsal
pcnod (jUSl since 11K, beginning
ol 111A: stmestrr) has pcrhnps
no1 ollowt'd for everything 10 be
explored as much as 11 could be.
Thts becomes not.,rfflble during
1hc prodUC!lon, :u some p.1r1S
feel as though 1hcy were noi de•
vdopcd as fully as they n11gh1 be
and some ltthmc:il tonks were
Sitar recital resonates culture,
inspires youth performance
by Anna Rodgers
Julia O:ty ('OS) will be gJYlng
a sitar n:cilal S31urday, Mnrch
12. She wtU be accompanied on
the 1.1bl• by ten-year-old Klsh.1n
Pn1el The concen .,.,u be held
m the Frank Manor House Md
will begin nt 6,30pm 11 .,.,m last
about JO OllDUlts_
Thon: •n: IWO IYJ)CS or cbssl·
cal Indian mUS1c Nonhem. or
Hmdusum1, and Southern. or
C..rna1k The sl1ar Is a Slllplc or
HindUSlanJ music • style tho,
emphaslzcs 1cchnlques or 1m• The SIIOt 15 ·not ., all like a gu1·
wr, =•pt It rh)mcs." accorthng
10 Day. Tiic st1nr 1u,s 20 Stnngs.
though 1hc mUstcmn only pla)'S
on two o( 1lic,;,, sinng:s. Then:
arc also r,,.., d,oru, strings ond 13
resonating String<-The rcsorui,.
mg strings nre locau:d beneath 1he
rre1 boattl Above 1hc fret board,
1he musician OJn ptc:5$ and pull
on 1he 1,vo mrun stnngs When
1hc stnngs •re pulled II produces
1hc 'bcm sound" common 10 In•
dlan mus,c. Al both ends or 1hc
opproxun.,1.dy thn,c foot long in•
suumcm arc: gourds which hdp 1hr mus1c resoruitc.
t>.ty says tha1 1hc hardesl pm
of pL1ymg her lllstrumcnt Is 1hc
cuhurnl dllfercnce she cncoun•
tcrs dunng her lessons When
lc.1rn1ng Wesum music. students
arc nonn,dly Ill'"" sheet mu.sic
.,.,.h the nou:s wnncn ou1, nnd
1hcy learn 10 plity by reading the
music When leommg Indian
mUSJC. 1he •=her sings the mu­
SIC and !he siudcnt mus, me.mo-­
nu, u btfore pfa)'lng iL O:iy lllkes
lessons Crom Nisha Joshi, wh<1
teaches lndl.m singing. sitar and
tabla n1 lcwu & Clark. provisauon Day
"111 be pcrfonnmg
a Rllg;a, which is
a pica: or music
composed In IWO
~ons. The firsi
pon. the Alilp, Is
an lnlllol tmpl'0\1·
s.,11on pcrfonnod
only by the st1ar
The performer be·
gins ,.,,h • slow
drllneauon o( 1hc
Ray;i 1hen she Is
£rec to impl'O\isc
"•Ihm the Slnci
rules I h.u g(I, cm
tht R.1iµ In 1he
.second >«IIM. the
Jod, 1hc thy1hm
Is ln1roduced and
simr and 1obla ore
pLiyod mgclhcr. 'MOfOP"llK&\Ga.ll!CM:n Julia Day will showcase her sitar skllls on Saturday, March 12. The
recital will Include an accompanlament by 10 year-old Kishan Patel.
8 Lhc Pioneer Log, March 11. 2005 nOI fully worked OUL
But thts IS 3 necessary hnuta­
lion of college tl1C.11«. jUSI as 11
Is • llmruulon or college ncwspa­
pcrs wh,,n swdenlS hllvc • 101 or
othtr thtn.g.s 10 do. and a lim11ccl
tlnu, 10 do things. h means 1he
finished produa Is no1 ncassar•
lly as good .i.:. h a,11ld be T.akmg
1hll1 Imo cons,dernuon, thougll.
1he Cll5I and cn:w or The 11/us!on
tu,·e been able 10 accomplish a
lo1
11\ ,mporll!nt 1101 10 give 100 mucll uway with • play II~
this one, "hkh depends on !he
audlrocei own complic11y In Its
creallon and btlievabllily But
suffice 11 10 53y· Th( Illusion I$ •
far re>ehmg production by LC
Slllndards. and alm0st lnvartubly
11 makes the lwp
W11h sold-out ptrfonnanccs so
far,• Sa1urday maunce lw btcn
added 10 1he run. gt,'lllg SIUdenlS
one mon: chance to ca1ch 1h1$ CX·
clung produalOn before it disap­
pears
Addy brings African
rhythms to campus
by Anna Rodgers
Last Sa1urd.ty was an cxcclleni
d2y 10 cxpcneoce cultures £mm
.ill around the world In •ddi•
1lon 10 the lmcnmuonal Fair, 01
8·00pm In 1he Otapd Obo Addy
gave • concen of 1md111onru and
con1cmpomry Ghannum music
mlccl "Pulling 01 the Roots or My
Hen1Agt.0 Addy Is• oau,~ Ghn,
na1an who teaches West Afncan
Rhythm5 and Gh:1n.1Jan music
and dnnce cl"lS.stS •• LC He was
Joined by Okropong and , .. r1.
ous LC professors •nd s1udcnts
AS well as 5e,-cral students from
Btavcnon ArlS and Commum•
ca1lon Magne1 Aaldemy Ok•
mpong IS drummers Alex tlddy
and Clurles Annllh and dnncers
Enc Mensah P;ippoe and Rlchard
Mcnsnh Sokpor
1ne C<>nccn btg.in wllh 1ra­
dt11on.1I royal ceremonial music
from 1hc G• peoplr or Glmna
The: membtrs or Okropong
pounded ou1 m)'lhms on five
1mdluonru drums. Oic pauerns
hold n~nmi; for :,nyonc "ho
understands 1hc language or 1he
drums.
Ntxl 1hey perfonntd • 1rn­
d11ioll.1l ham:st doncc from
Nonhem Gh.u~, Or1glnolly,
c,nly women d.inced thb d.1ncc.
b111. :is Add)' explnmcd one umc
the women were lnie and did
1101 wan1 1(1 perform so the mi,n
dressed up as women and danc:cd lo lhdr pl:n. Now h lui.s bcoomc
a mnnl; dance Bui C\'tn so. the
men sull dress ns women and
the dance features 1ncrcd1bl)' f11st
hip mo,·emcnis 1ha.1 appc,1r more
fcnuom, than mascuhnc
Alier a solo by Obo Addy. Ok•
ropong came back ou1 10 pcrfonn
thtct more song.<. The first was
a war d3nct 1h.tit sru>"'OISCS the
skill of the wumors. The danc•
ers sing 1hc languagt or I.he drum,
1hen follow 1hc leod or 1he master
drummer as he plays 1he l~nguagc
back 10 1hem Ncx1 Okropong
played dl!Tcrem 1ypes and sues
or gourds In a piece compostd
b)• Addy Fmruly, Ollropong per•
fonncd • dance based on a LmdJ.
IIOfllll Ghanaian folkllllc warning
agn111S1 extrem,, pride nnd ~,.
confidence.
Afier nn mtcnn1SS10n, Addy
1nd Okropong ,...,re Jomtd on
51agt by high school siudenis
and LC prof~ and studenlS
pla)'lng ,.rlous lllSlrom.,nis, m•
eluding v1ohns, trumpeis. s:ixo­
phoncs. a Auie and on electric
bass Thn:r 00<k-up singer.;
Joined Addy on ,'OC.tl.s
The group perfanncd .se,·cn
more con~mpor•ry numbers 1ha1
.sllll !ea111n:d cleinenis of tl'lldl·
uonal Chnrunon music M•nr o(
1he pic«s wtre wnucn or adopc•
ed by Add)• Dunng the las1 lwo
.an~ 1he audience "•S m\11cd 10
respond lo 1he mUS1c by conung
and cl.1nang -Arts & Entertainment-
Sage Francis rocks the
(Portland) suburbs
by Sam Pollach
Sage fr.mos IS b.,ck \\1Lh h15
Wrd 5lutho .1lbum m four yt:1rs
While Pc•'<On<.11 }lllun«l> "'.is 3
deep!)• onunsptctl\< look Imo
S,;gu prn.>iul life and llopr
".,,, ~ 1,1ur or hop hop tWo$1c:r., A
Hrallh\ Ourrwt pla)> n1<on: like~
harsh cntlqu.: of modrm SOC1t1)·
\bkt 00 mlSlakt, this IS one or
hop hops best MCs doorl8 some or
bisbcsl work.
Fans of Sage Fr.inns will om•
imd.uud)' noucc I he c!Jrk u,ne
of A Hrolthy Oi.slrw:t ·nus album
ra1u11:s hca,')' druntS wuh sining
p(ltUSSIVC loops and sinlSIC r
blc:kground nOllie. The cJTcc1 Is ~
>llmllng dcp,mun: from 1ht mc­
lodoc production or ~'s pll:\i•
ous work TI1is makes the work
l,ss 1mmcdll\ttly Accessoblc, but
ul11ma1dy riukcs for a mon: tt•
,,..,rdong listen
Lync,,Jly, S:ii;c Is on LOp or his
19rnc Tht 1ruro truck. "The Bu::
Jal!: dcf1ly wca,-es between ~L-
1.leh on radio DJs. pollucil ~1ic-
111111g;ans, and pop cuhun: phe­
nomenon, all while coming off
as• hop hop qoOU1blc from sum
ID fuush I.mes hke. "ndto suck•
m IIC\'U play Llus / scu"d sh11-
1,ss or diStnlss,ng Otar Channel
plo)'IISLS, • and ·rrom suip l1lll1ls LO
sufp dub$ 1ht)' slip drugs / Into
tho! dnnks 1h.11 kids to,c, tell us ftC)fOCCUITm'C,-WfM~O:W
1hc sky / ond 1h< dcsc:M Jr1: rc­
llcnloru o[ hlS eyes/ he d,,rsn\
cry for us, but "h.tn he docs/tti.
because hc'I. dnmk •
Pt,rhaps t'Ven mort Impres­
sive 1, Rndlt, one of 1hr mo>s1
po1ent onc-,·erscs since Eric B
and R:lkorns ·Puod on Full l'he
song tS a brllliaru uslc oflo,·• gone
b:ad JUXUlposcd ag;u11.>1 • Slorm
"The da,ys fl'05t IMIS scmped olf
the wt1gh1 loss/ me n<"', S11tn tlt.lt
s;ay, Kt-.,p orr as h<, spttds oil
mto 1hc sionn I ou1 or spnc 1hc
hglun,ng <111kts him IWiCC I hes
pcakmg out on th• pike, cheating
llf e, peeling t>UI on the bwn
This S<>ng IS lollowed b)· a fan­
lllSlrc work or politlClll hip hop
on ·stow Down Gandhi • S..gc
1s 1n hls clement when auiKkmg
nco-conse.rvnuvc value,· ·1f lhc)'
could scU s;an!ty in 3 bo11le they'd
be charging for comprcs..<ed air
I they're markcllng health 0111',
they've dcmonlzcd wdfatt I mid­
dle clllS$ dlmonattd I 1hc nch get
rn:hcr Ill Lhc poor get cduc.11cd •
If 1ha1 Wll.Sll' enough, S.1gc fol­
lows this song wnh on ode 10
Johnny Cash In 1h1S song. he
ltlJJl<es one of 1hc m0st polgnanL
and true SIJ!tcmt'llts 11. person
could m.1kt •God would nt"\'l!r
loll Jolmny Cash •
A Hwlthy Dutru,t ls 001 wuh­
ou1 ILS problems ~ proch1c1ton
OOOIS!on.ally suffers by sounding
"[R]adio suckers never play chis/
scared shicless of dismissing Clear
Channel playlisrs."
•~ dnnk up and gr1 bum:d / this
.is 1hc bun loll," musi be heard 10
be fully upprccmcd
Sogc co,·crs • myrtod ol 1011ics
on th,.. album, from the prun of
i.,,.., c»1 ·Agt>ny In Her Body," 10
moocm mp mus1d, 1nfatu•11on
,.,ih guns on ·Guo\Z \'o -Sage
C\ffl "'4:klcs 11:ligoon m 1he >1my
ol ~ hip hop b.111!t bctwtcn thA:
i.un ,nd 1he moon In the •Pd)•
utlcd "Sun ''S Moon "Gods 1101
, \\Oltun. he's a big whue gu)' 1n -Sage Francis
too h.1rsh •nd unapp=hllblc
j(M: Bem, Sage's long 11mc coll•b­
omtor and be.Ir nmkcr, produces
on!)· one track on the album_ •nd
It's on Interlude (albeu an amus­
lng onc)
Some of the trnek, kd like
filler Bui the album Is •n o,cz.
",Ju,lnung Slll"C:tSS Sage Fr.mets ls
ont ar 1h<e ~rongoi ftgurc>1n hip
hC)p 1od•y. undcrgrt,und or 01hcr­
W1SC This album runhcr ccmcntS
hos po,,111011 Kooser's no ordinary pest, he'll
keep the poetry empire thriving
by Stephanie Beechem
If poet!)' is • dying empire
the Pocl uiutt•tt Consultllnt in
l'owy 10 the Uhmry or Congress
is ltj tigurclwd E,tl')' )~t the
Ltbmr1an of CongrtSS appomLS •
prurnlnrm <'Onlempornry poc1 LO
tht J)OSltlon, bu1 1\Qlhlng dun~
and vonu.-llly no one ukcs note
Thr Ubrnl')' ctlls II a • prcsu~ous
Jppou11.men1," bu1 rLs a mere mat•
ltr of fon'rlJlil)•
I W3S kss th.in tnthuscd "hen
Ted Koosrr cinv 10 fill 1he po<t
this )'C~T I w:u hoping for a
me>n: contro,=ul selKIICln J
poc1 who would wmc MOUi =
and drugs and lu><Ury good, ,;nd
,end shock\\a,cs through 1he 111-
eral)' communll)' red K~r IS
no such poet Kooser \\.U born
In Iowa In 1939 ond \\Orkcd •II
hos a.duh llfr a; tht via: prtsidcn1
of Unu,ln Benefit ure lnsurnnc-.:
Comp:tn)• In Ncbt115k3 He\ •
<..,n,a1 Pl.tins (10(1 und J hard sell,
he sur:«cd$ BIii)' Colllns, • poet
so de.trly IO\·td he ht.Id the L1u­
rt•~ position for t'"' YCllTS, and
l.(1uosc Gluck. who\ a, ho1 os
modem J)O(LS con"'
But htrcs when: Kooser sur­
prises, Ii~ Collom. his son\pk
poems rca,;h down 1ow:uds
1hc non-reild,•r and 1hc, poetry
sktptlt wuhouo being nb"1011S
or Lnlt Thr)'°rc rnfnrmal .md
:J1or1-,>c:uncumc,, on!) ~ ""'1·
ICOC< or t\\o-bUI lhcy P3Ck a
wallop KOOStr isn\ rnnccmed
\\1Lh traduloo\Jll epic lhemt:S; he
mms his eyes on orthn.tl)' obJcas
and 111-,kts Lhem cxtmordrnary
·1 ha\'t ~lw:1)'5 w:iruttl 10 "Tilt
poems Ull1l people \\'Ould urukr,
SlMd." he lu5 said
Some or Kooser~ mOSI f.imous
poems dcscnbe ~mm.ols-molcs,
owls. CO\\~ mundone
ho11s<hold wk$ 11kt duStmg
and cooking My 6avontc Kooser poem ·tn the Kuchen. At Mid·
mgh1: tS an ode 10 • cockm.och.
Kooser wmcs. Coclcroocb, whcr­
e,·cr I you ore, "ruue, er I shJP,:
)'OU\1' llSSUmcd I 1 Ilk< yoo for
my model. I wont 10/ cat pol<ons
,tnd lh'C, / 10 hmuhc p<li.sc>ns )'Cl
run 11kt the W1nd. / 10 laugh m)'
bmwn "a)' I 1hmugh tho=nd.
of ~c.if'I
Poclle>II), Koo,er Is • lot Ill«:
1ha1 cockroo.h-nouddr brown
and 1embl)' ungbmomus-but
when Kooser wn1cs ·eockrooch.
I L•kc )'CIU for nl)· model. he bcsuw, J pccuh>r son of glnry
upon Lhc ordinary pc>1 II$ 1lw
uncxl)(1e1td glory-thu1 sense of
the epic rn the ordonal)·-411J1
lends hl5 poems o sudden 11,..,11.
ncss llc11 be "~II wonh seeing
In PonL111d this coming" ttk
When? Thursc/Jy, Mar 17, 7,
JOpm.
Whel'l'r Weiden/Kenned)•
Arr,um, :?24 NW I Jc/, Ave.
How muchr Swclenrs S 12;
c.1/1 the box office at S0J..217•
:?583 forc~kers
flHOfO 0QJIIO'DY fl~ UX 0IIO
Ted Kooser was appointed Poet Laureate Consultant He
will speak In Portland on Thursday, Mar. 17.
Sartre's No Exit, a human hell
by Ethan Stone
Jean Paul Sonrt's morality
pl•y No £xf1, showing ru,lly 01 1hc
lmngo Theam. Is obou1 people
siock rn hcll 1og;,1her. o h<II tha.1
they help LO cmue for c:ic.h 01.hcr
If LhlS bnngs 10 nund your room­
nwc fresh.man ~Ar. then W11hou1
dcn1b1 No Exit Will hit home for
ynu
Sann:"S hell rn No Exit lsn\ rcs-
1oonw with unncc:css;iry ucms
like >UliolCULCS, fires or d,-11ry­
hs 1ust o lh1ng room m which
am, 1hrtt chArncters provide all of
11Me s:uanic clements rMecdtd ,\s
the ch.,r.iaer G~nn 5'l)'S. ·Hell 1s
oihcr pcoplt, S.1nr<s delinuoon
of m.11l, fund.,nu,tlllll sin I[ a
riun .l\."CeplS Olhcts' distorted Im­
age of humclf .is h~ o,.,, ln1:1gc or
hrrnsclf h bt.:omes lmpos.<oblr for
horn 10 truly cxl<t-Sann:l. dcfinl­
uon of Cld$1rnce bdng the \\ill to
pmJCCL oneself Imo Lht futur<. 10
on,-cm ones own luturt In No
Exot. Sanrc ponm)'S such -,,s.
coos· SOC18I ehamo:tcrs who tr:lp
Lh, others Into skewed pcn.-.:p-Lions of 1hcrnsclves.
TI\C lm:igos production ~dds
10 Sartttll cunning (11.iloguc n
powerful und 1nnovJ11\•r new ~•
In which Lhc Lhtte c:h.iructcts ~o,:
b31anccd upon a Ooor suspended
from one ccmrnl poom-tr on<
mer,..,,., th<, OU\Crs mUSI coumcr•
:tel 10 keep the SCI kvcl
L.ocued ru 8" ~rul Bumsidc.
the Imago has been ailed ·1he
ll10S1 tnnO\'lllM: 1hca111:· 1n Pon­
lDnd by the \Vollamtllt Wctlt for ILS USC or ndlClllOus, provaoillvt
dumc.LCTS In U \'!lnCIY of \\'Otks
thll1 defies cntegonnuon 11',
1hca111: 1ours lnLCm:uioiuUy In
addition 10 perfonnlng ,11 their
home b:15<' in l'onland
Whfflr March 8-Apr,/ 9; Tues­
days. Wedfl<'sdays, Thursclays,
r rldiJys at l;JOpm; Sawrd.Jys
di 1.30 ;ind 8:00pm; Sundays
ar 7:00pm.
How mudir Sruc/enli $2 I
MJrOUJ.llnU,r:,N,1,QOn,cATJtl
Sartre's players dapple with morality In No ExlL
the Pioneer Log, March 11. 2005 9 ----Sports----
Lc lacrosse teams look towards a brighter future
1he mens \'.11'$11)' lncrosse lC21Jl
by Rebocca Goldschmidt 1w been playing lacrosso, r.,1 slx
\\'h.11 could :ugu.tbl)· bl, lhc )WI> lnd 15 $Oil play111g for 1hc
<pvn "1th the mOSl sexually I"'~ of 1hc gam, • Ukt Schw;ir.,
oncn1cd 1cnn1nc>lt,gy. b<>3sting Br.mn lw l posith• outlool.. for
·hc-.kb ·•tufti.. ,nd b.rlls l,1-1hr 1"'51 of the >e'1>0n •Jn1e sc,­
cms5<: h.!s c~plotkd 1mn ,pnng son I.SI vny promising bc...lu.c
Y.tlh l lortc that is •lmO>t ll> h.ud-1hcrc arc lutsol n<:" gurs who an:
~on: ;i, 11> pl:i)'t11> &,1h mm'> •nd cxcucd 10 pla) Hr lmrr Added.
wom,ns L1tn>SSt ha,,: ,!mid) ·1 1hmk our 1c.im has a chlll(t as
plal'cd ma fr,1 1oumamcnts and long as Im on 1hc firld
ort re.id) for more Althoo~h both men, •nd
Ille ,pon !us bt'<'n gnmlng \\omen's tcJms hl1>"t dcdlulcd
lmmrn~ly 1n p,,pumn1) l1>r 1hc member~ .md high hupt,, (1>r 1hls
p.1.!,1 It\\ \CJ1'i ·w )cJr w;is ,C,d5C)U 1hctt l> ,.,me nv,1lry be­
our fir..t )'"'11' l,15 • lt.un I \\'c h.ld ,,.c,n 1hr '"" \Vlwn .a:.kcd ,bt,111
f'l\c girls whv It.id pl.&)ed bcfOt< 1hc d1fl,rcncc bc:1wo.:n men~ ond
Wirh the most sexually oriented cermi­
nology, boasting "heads," "shafts," and
"balls,'' lacrosse has exploded into spring
with a force char is almost as hardcore as
its players.
nnd 1hc n,si wrrt bcgmntrs nus
)'Cllr 1h~rcs !<> much 1macst and
a lot mon, dcdic,.uiun," satd Dur•
hnn Sc:h""r.:('07), l3ptaln of the
womens ~ 1tam Al1hough
locrossc hM nCII )rl gmdu,urd
110111 a club >pt,n to ,·ar.;i1y 'll,llus,
·11'> gruv.1ng quickly and could
bccon,e ,-ars,ty m th" m1c m 3
couple or years. Schw.m: sa,d
emhus1ru.t1cJl11•. \\Onlt'ns locrossr. Schw.uzailmly
lns1s1r1l thal wumcni. 13005liC Is
m,:,rc grnrtful• th•n rnenl; In
rcrnh.tuon, Brown comendea 11ml
·men'> lacrosse oo fan,,· '"'10co..-rtrrOIUWIIAa.Nlll WOtlCW'II.ACIIOIW TLW
Tho women's lacrosse team trudges across the field after a recent practice. Although
they have yet to win any games this season, they did improve dramatically as a team and
are hopefi.1I for tho future. Tho men's lacrosse team is equally enthusiastic and looking
to have a successful rest of the season. If you've never attended a lacrosse game before,
got out there and show support!
Enk Bro" n('08) • plJjtr on Desp11c the jocubtr a>nlpctl•
lion bctYiCCn !Olnis 11 15 "Ml
lmppens on 1hc fidd tlu11 really
maltcr'S. Wnm,ns t1CTOS$1' has
no1 )'Cl won •!!•me. bur h.ascomc
rx1rnurd1n.1ril)• cl~ In their first
compc1111uns .1S • team. «,onng I }-15 In Cll1c ofthctr games In the
lilSl toumamenl In W•lbt W.1lb.
A5 for 1hr mais team, cmhU51•
,<1111. ru1hcr chan wmmn~. sccnis
10 bc their dm~ng fora, Mens
L1erossc, pla)'S Unfidd College
tonight lfriduy). March 11 a1
7 10pm on th<' luntb:111 field
ftOJOOOUIOttrOll.tWll&ClNIDC 'MM.lt'ILADIOIIITL\lf
Pearl Kilpatrick ('08) lunges for the ball during a recent !across tournamenL The women's
lacrosse team Is growing rapidly In popularity and hoping to reach varsity sport status
within the next couple of years. This year the team has much more experience and has
solidified as a group.
RECENT SCORES
BASEBALL
VS. MENLO W: 2-1
L: 13-1
T:6-6
MEN'S TENNIS
VS. WHITWORTH 1.:5-2
10 the Pioneer Log, March 11, 2005 SOFTBALL
VS. WJUAME1TE L:4-3 L: 6-4
l.:S-1 l.:10-1
WOMEN'S TENNIS
VS. WHITWORTII l.;7-2 Athlete Profile:
Corinne Snooks
Homc,own Boulrlc,. Colo
Ycan p!Jlylng lac~ "1h15 l•
m1·hNsn5<ml"
Wh"n did you firs1 get 111•
•olvrd In lattMsd I bcg;m
,, • fan vi l\!>mcns Locr,.,... l&i.t
>car 10 ~he« 011 m)' ln,nd, 1h.t1
\\tit"'' th, tCJm M)· 100t11
nui,, Durb.111, 1, the ro.1eh •nd
c;,pwm, "'>he c<,1nv11nd me 10
come 0111 1h1> >"-" •
Whal lltt )OUr pt0J<C11ons for
lhc sea.~? ·So far \\r h.-r
ill notllcJ .111 In, ttt!1blc Im
P""'""''m "l1h -h i;.,nu, Sci
by 1hc end I .1111 !l(U.'!.<mg \.I c11
bc: bc-~ung <"''Cf} 0111' 1h.u lnl:5
lO lJJu-U> c>n •
Oo yvu wc any gttat
m1banassmg Slorics1 •ThlS
one 11111( I gal a pbont c:;tll
wMc WlllChlng -s.,,c and lhc
Oty" wtlh Z..Ch Mann. encl
111,, Piowg nttdrd ME, .t fir>t
i(>ISOR lac.TOS$<' player 11, bc
the fe.uun:d .11hk1t for~ >port>
prnfllc-.
How -will WOIIIO's la­
m,sse ratl, varsity st■t11$?
·H,,pduUy ,oon bl:t11usc tlk­
mcn n«d to be .and 1hc .,.,.\lllffl
an, pt~llljt qu11c a bu lhl<
!,Wott .ilonc_ Thty haw .t lot
ol potc:n1111I h> be a prtn1.lncm
tam 1hal WIii tum around the
lcpyofl.C>porb-.icl1n11
C\ • 11k .. Ooyou guy,
1(11Cr accidentally gc1 some
,c,rlou,; lacro,,c- lnjurl,,? Th<
'"'OBI? •f.lcca out n1hrr c,.,.
,:.iptAm Jnd co ..-h ,,ncu 10 gel
clinked 111 1hc hc~d •lmos1 ••·
Cr) g;,~. but ll\\J)'S «lllli'S CIUI
JU51 fn..,_ And uaw that "• ... r:ir
rt,111) ;e~ g,_,ggic:5, r}C lnjW1t.>
.u,, ltr k'M Ukd)'lo "'-<Ur•
II you could design some ,,.ell
,.omen's lacro,,..: uniform_,,
what "'<luld 1hcy look llkc7
·t1.,1 oran~ bcotu"< the •'Pf">'
l1Cl\l> w()O\ bc .\hie lo krcp 1licn
cyn otr o( u, JU5l hi« lht \'an•
!<to Jnd their pu~ripcs •
What arc you up to for Spring
Brnk1 ·1 am going 10 lllscon.
Art;: tu be ,.Uh my Boul~r
friends who g<> to ..:hool 11 U
<>fA•
Who do you look up to? •M>
JMl'CM1$, 1f you d Ok'I !bent,
)\IU'd know why.
Anything clle you ,.ant 10 uy
for/about w womm~ laaoMc
"81117 "E"tr)'d.ay 11oe wk abou1
wlw J i1c.11 gn111p ol girls 1he
I.Ill lt'"Jn> l•. and II truly Is All
ladir-. lct~ kick some -• ----5por~----
Pioneers split score in weekend series with Menlo
by UborJany
lnt I;:"~ N Clark Pioneer
b:t,<b,tll lc.,m opened a 1hrtt­
~m< "ecktnd :1em:s og.111151
\!cnlu College •mh ., 2-1 \'lllt11)'
l>f1 fndai·, behond a Strunguuung
by puch,r rr,c Maron<'dl,('07)
M.tronccUJ "'"tkcd a cl)mpletc
j1ittllC, rul11wmg IUSI ,,,,.. run lln
six hn,. while ludccd In ~ pltch­
,ng du,I "Ith Mcnlos J=n
Rynurn, who ;ilcnccd the l'lo,,
batS. which h.td c'l)lodrd ror -19
runs m the prn mus four g.unr;; 1.MWtn
1 he nei-1 cby rhc "'o teams g.imc
plJ~cd a douhlc-heacltr In the The Plos h~d
OJXnlng g.imc, ~knlo Jumped out J d1,1rn:c to w,n.
to ~n S. I lc;,d nficr fi,c Inning:,. wuh l\\1> mm "'"
,md they ncwr looked b;,ck I ht)' Jnd ,.ml) one our
-.cn1 on 10 sc<,rc r,,.., more runs bur lhe) b,lrd 10
~nd c,1511)· won rht game J ).J arp11ab:c Arter
The Ptos comm111cd fiw cnors tn rhc inning wa<
the g:amt 0>-rr, the umplrcs
Thud b.iscnmn Dan Paid,-dtcldtd to t:.tll
no('06) singled In lcfrficldcr An­
dn:" 11.tmcs ('08).10 gt,·c the l'l1>$
an Cilrl) 1""'1 ,n 1hc borwm or ,he
second lio-.e,-er. Mcnln respond­
ed 111 1he third ,.,,h rwo runs, and
1hcou1 wnson the i;amr. ,I11ng
t.l.,rkness, and rhc
g.smc ended In J
(1.6 tic
Shonsrop Jor•
d•n Sh1b.i1t1 ('08)
was 2-.3 a, the
plate .. 1th two Mamocclh :lls.l struck out r,_,,
,she 1mpro,'td 10 3-0 on rhc Sta·
son OITcns,\'cly, lhc Plos ""'"'
led by ooitcrfidder Gn:g W11-
lt;uns('07), "ho dro"t 1n borh ur
their runs. •nd fintshcd 1hc dJ)·
3--+ from rhc pln1c
Menlo Jwnpcd l)UI 10 a 1-0
lc;ad In rh first Inning on a stngk
by John l'lllmlm, bu1 rhcy nt'l·er
1hn:a1cned :1g;11n The Pios took
the lc;ad ror good, on a 2-RBI
single by Wllll.uns 111 rhc bouum
of the St'\'cnlh Inning. Marnn­
cclll struck out G•bc Durnn ror
thr fin.ti <>Ill ln lM nlnih II> St41 lo the second i;imc, Menlo
once W'" Jump..-d our to a -1-0
lead tn the third Inning, bdort
LC htg;in to ruoum a tomcback
Gn:g Wllllarns' double In rhc bor­
tom of the se•-emh drcl\'e Mike
Giard,n:1('08) home. and cur the
lend 10 S--1 Menlo ~ddcd on01hcr
run In 1he top or the mruh, 10 ~•kc
• tH lc:id In the bottom or the
ninth tlit l'ios ralhcd. lood,og 1hc
b.tSC> wnh one ou1 Gn:g Srockldn
('07). p1nd1 huung for o.,,,., lk-n;
('06). singled tn 1\\0 ru~ IQ lie the RBI fumes fin-Andrew Barnes ('08) lakes a smashing swing for the outfield In a game
'.shed the day J.5, last weekend at tthe Huston complex against Menlo College. The base­
with •n RBI ~nd ball boys will be heading to Tacoma this weekend to face UPS. 1wo runs scortd
Athlete Profile:
Owen Segerstrom
ln•,vlew bw RebeGc;a Goldachalldt
Hometown: Sonora, c..111!
Year: Senior
Age: 21
Major: Communii:auron.. minor
In Polhk21 S..iffltt
Spon: Capuln of Mens la­
~
Posidoa: •Muldv.• or midfield
n, tn laym<nll icrms
Yan playing, 4. IWUd pby­
rng 111 IC
Whal Is your DSOJl msbanus­
lag sporu momcn1?
'I pl.aycd n:c:~i>"t'r tn I (l'IQI.
ball pmc, and In 1hc huddle
I rboutdit the pl•> w.is a .-.
klg play. but 11 was nmmng I
.-~-~ blocked this guy.
IIISlad I mo md was tn
end-zcmc waving my .arm,
wby&hrquanablck
\ lhn,w .. lhc ball •
1hr clmm1s of so
DIii 11 ... 1&\pllJal
·-wtdiklso( ,-mraa:s: ~ tilt 1111:k Whal att yoar dioaghi. on
Cl'O$IC being• club sport?
Whh • ltw ci«XpllOIIS, be
ts pbytd 11> • dub spt,n pttt
much WCSI of w Mtssh&tppt Ou
leap the l'Aeihc Nonh- Cot
1~ l.ac:m.St ~­
lo bcromc V&llil)' 111 -point
but 1h.us ,1111 a few )Ta~
the road
Ho,, do,-rut about lhb
-.....,..at IO Ille fast I
Wta )'Oll",rc ~ ln1
We'~ • n:aUr )'OUl1g aam. so r
hacliolam 10 M\'t --NIii
tJlpbi ·••►-1'1lt
-dn I t\,'M)'-IO
pwlhfl, md bt of
gree r,l eaah• ,, I
be able ........ Tl>c P,os tmpl'O\'td 10 7-'f.J on \V:lsh
the )~t lney bcgmNonhwest In n:ccnr news. Em: Mnru-l­
Ct>nrcn:11cc play 1h15 ""'ckend, h was turned the North"'-.st Con­
With • scnes •gmnst the Uni-fercnce puchcr of the week Make
>·cs11rof Pugc1 Sound. 1n Tooomn sure 10 come ou, and \\Jtch rhc
Eric Maroncelll ('07) winds up on the mound before pitch­
Ing against Menlo College last weekend. The Plos won,
lost, and tied with Menlo throughout tho course of the
weekend series.
Runners optimistic
by Abt Kurfman
The Lewis & Onrk 1mck team
had rhcir fil'SI m«t on Saturday,
n:bru;ary 26, and the -.omen\
tc.im took a .uung first plllO:
-W,11151 Warner Pacific and Qas.
e11dc Colleges. They bad more
than double tbc scon, or sccond
plaa, Warner l'llci fie: 109 to 4 5
The men were drfc:ucd by Wnr­
ncr P:lcilic. but c-Jmc ,n wllh a
501ld sctond pla« score of 61 ro
Warner Pacific:l5 lo-t
The second mttt of 1hc se.i.son.
on Sundny. March 5, was sJlg)\tly
less sui:ccssful, smcc the tc-•rn
Clime rn third ag.,,nsi. Puget Sound
and Se:111ic Plta6c Umversiucs.
·we an: sull working ou1 some
of the kinks," sard disutnce run•
ncr Meg.m P[dlfcr-lioyi('07), ·bu1
wc h.w-, a lot or potenu:tl on rhls
team. I think II ts gomg to be a
good sc:ison •
The 1h1rd rnctl or lite sei.son
was on \\',:dl!C$day, M,uuh 9.
•11 b really 100 soon to ,di what
my hf>PCS are. We ha,-. not "'en
sc,cn half of the coofcn:n« )'CL ,n
com~111,on." said C.rlJt Mclutue
{'06), •not!1er d1M;UtCc runner
McHa111c " one o( IDllny team
members who ha>"t' tUChtd
Non.h"'UI Con!crcnac q1ali!ying marks 1ht, carl1· rn the :1eason
She fin~ first. and qu.ihfied
In bo1h the 1500m Rnd the 800m
dJsuinc,, mo:5 31 the first RICl'I,
and bested both limes >l the
second As ft was last )'<ar, ·rbc
dt.Slllna: poruon or our 1cam con­
Unucs 10 be 1hr mOSt popular as
far as numbers go; s:iid Prc11Ttr­
H0)1 Mun, than half of 1hc ICiUll
members hSlcd on rhc rosier arc
dlslancc runnrrs
On the men's te/lm,Jarrod Mc­
unn('07) also hu o NWC qu.ilt­
fymg mnrk In diSlllllct, wl1h his
fil'Sl•pbcc ume In w l 500m Bl
th;: se«>nd met'! 1llc team, ho"•
ever, h2s had lnttilll success In
:treas othtr than d~<i:tncc
In the field c,-.ntS, lli Pat­
tcrson('07) n:achcd 111<! qu.11i­
f)'lng m:irk ln rwo c,-.ms Her
lwo first-ploc.c dlscus scores and
her :1eeond (t111d second-place)
h.,mn1er throw d1S1ancc n:xhed
Ut05C m.1rks. Steve 6fanchl('07)
pbiccd and ltlJ qwilifying marks
,n bolh the lnple Jump and the
hfgb Jump.
Only tlmt will show wha1 rhe
-.on i."111 bnns, OWi)' team
lnffllbers agn-e •rhc uaclc l<llm ts
an lwt«>mc group Gtmng along
and bonding ls the ~ thing
W1: h.t"c 10 do: ~Id Mrliaruc. I'll>$ lllkc on the Wlllamcuc Um­
•·crs11y WlldC"JIS on Wednesoyd,
March 16, ~, the Hust<ln Sports
Cllmplex Pb)-.rs hope 10 'it'e the
!>lands filled wuh fans•
Upcoming
Pioneer
Sports
Mens Tennis
Man.hll
\'$. l'aclfic
@ LC Ttnms Dl>m(
3 30pn
Women's Tennis
Man:h12
\'S.Geo!Ffar
• te Tamis Domt 2.JOila
Softball
Maith 12, 13
vs, UPS
• Hl11tan 5pons UllllJID
l OOpm aad 12:00pm
Baseball
Mlldal2.l3 -.m
Sl:!i I.
the Pioneer Log, Marth 11, 2005 1 --Publick Occurences-
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Pac-i\l:m l.twn,
ou1siJe T:unnrark
3:30pm
Gondc·r S1udics
Symposium
Fcnture<I Film:
I,;,.,. Girl, U11i1t!
Council Ch,unl,cr~
7:30pm
Main Srngc Pla_y
"The Illusion"
Fir 1\crcs Thea1re
7:30pm
P/\RTY!
Free food '"d.u,cing
S1cwan Basement
8:30pm
SATUROA'!.,
MARCH l"L-
Juli., Day
Siwr Conc"cn
1\\,mor I louse.
,\m1Mrong Lounge
6:,',0pm
Main SLagc Pl.,.,,
"The Illusion·
Fir Acres Theatre
7:30p,n
Su DAY,
MARCH 13
Catholic Euchnris1
1\gncs Flilll,<gitn Chapel
11 :00am
Sushi Rolling Part.v
S1ewllrt Lounge
6:30pm Potluck in the Park
1Jown1own Ponlnnd
2:16pm
MOND1\Y
MARCH 14
Ph.vs,cs Colloquia
Cravita1ional Wave
De1ec1ion
Olin 20-I
4:00pm
Aidan Dclgnclo:
Pormcr J\bu Chraib
Prison Guard
LAW: Wood Hall
Room7
12:00pm
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shop: Job and ln1ern­
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working and th,:, \Vcb
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4:00pm
Observnlol)' Viewing
Olin Roof
7:00pm
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Came Nigh,
Odell Lounge
8:00pm
Self Dclensc Lesi<on
Odell Main Lounge
8:00p,n
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10:00am
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