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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 69, Number 16

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

2005-02-02

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

English
tutors
by Abl Kurfman
Students m.l) ll\t' a!' mcssal,·
,I> lhc)· pltaSc' In tlmr rooms, bUI
th< b.lthr<'t,ms. ,-ommnn .ue;i,,
.,nd l1br.11') Jt '"'" 1s & (1Jrk re•
nwn cl(:111 duc10 1h< hard wt,rl: .,r 1'1< Sk}hnc ,mrlo)cn, t<ln•
irac1ed hou.<ckcep.-n who hit'<
the not-so pleas.me Job ol pttk•
tn~ up J(1cr LC !>ludcnts
fhc Skihnr ,·mph'}<U 1<ho
"'ork ..il ll. 3ft not ft1r 1hc
m,..i P3n, cnt11tl) cotnfort,1bk
1<llh th< tnglhh LrngUJi:t" I hr
ho=l-ttprni: ,11111 l,ic;rs man,
<1hsc,1do. 111d11dtng a l,i<k ol
he.11th hcncfa, due to th< 1<<1rk•
ro-,onthKh)1 ,wtU.Ci .. md thrtr
hmntd Cn!lh<h sk1lb
Thrtt ,..-.ir, aj{O. student.< ~,
LC 1ccog111:rd ,, "., thq· t.iuld
m«t Jl l=l l>O< p.trt ,,r the clul•
kng< l.icln~ th< ho.,,,.,~rtplnit
..tJII Jnd !'olJncJ J prOW'.lm to
IWOf C,t<.h 111J1111h.il In l:ng­
h,h, m,eung them ,11 th~,, In•
d"1du•I Ind, nl c,•m('<'ttn(')
Unlnrtm\JtCl), when ,on."'1\JC•
uon ,m J R l l°"grd ll•II l1<11,1n
1hc h,,usck<cpmg si.111 ";is no
1,,11~c• .11l1mi.'<l 1,, purdlil>r on
c,mpus p.\tklng pcm,11.:, I he
11111, II h'<'k 1<> n:.--.l Iron, the
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c:unpus niadc 11 "'""' dolfic.uh 10
l<ll>«::e ,1 <l'U!•lc hou" or IU\l>I·
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ssudcn~ ln,m sctktni: m Ju.I 1hc
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rt1Mlllilllt1 cam, 111 blabs ia.
Faculty discuss future of Core Curriculum
by Lexie Briggs
111, fatult)' held • ,ptt,.tl
1nr~1ng la.st \V.dn...da)· to dJs­
-11." 1hc 111:w tle,·dnpmtnts In 1h,
rcvts11'n t1I 1hc (.ose Cuml11l11m
progr•m Th!'ugll 1hr f.>tult) d~
cusocd 1hc ch•ni;~ and 1hc nN
pmpo,nl ,he,-did not come to ~ \'otC dunng 1hc \"<>-hour long
mcc11ng
The Sludcnt Academic AdvlS<l-
1)' lklml (SA.AB) .11,;o hrld J ,pe
CU\l mccung lutstl.i) u> d&,iss
d1.10ges In ln,rru1ng Ammu1
Cumml) 1h, C.,1c c,,rn, u•
lum c<m>Ut,-nl lmcnung Amer­
ica Thc """ P'"l"~I mdudcs 1wo d.t.\.'iO 1hn1 coulJ pos.SI•
bl~ !l"pLlcc ln,-.,nuni: Amtnca
cJllcd Endunn11 Qu~1ons nnd
\\'orld .,r ldtb
The t\\O ~ourses Jrt> ~muhn
1,, c.i<h ,11hc1 but d.-~ £rum
hwcnung Ant<nc.i llolh .1rr
full )·t,lt «•ur.,c, which f.,.-w,
un rc.,J1111t, wrtung. ,ind public ,pc;ikmj,\, •re hntllcd 1n 'Sl:c .mcl
would pnn~inl)' deal w11h full
tCM• of •grc.u book> or d,,ru­
,nrnt.s Endunn11 Qurs111.1m In•
,-oh,:s thttt c,,mnv.m g/\'JI book.
lor 1ht laU semtster. ;is well ·"
,1Jd111on,1l mo1cnal 10 be dl(ISCn
by the m.inmor II «nuld f<lCII•
SE£ "CORE• PAGE l
Opening night Coop party wild and loud
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Mombers of the Co-op serve drinks t.o party attenders. by Stephanie Beechem
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thc I.C ln,h Jig Band th.: LC \II
~ar,, \'elem (fronted h) 1hc t.-r•
nhcally la>h101L1blt AdJm ~n
the:) Ad-Hoc ,hock. the I k.uly
\fl~ltb.1II, Onclllh rc,hn•,tt:ned
11> the R.11115<'\ M1t1tl D.msl. ""d
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noaO,,C..OCtAb:.Jc,v. ~( "'"""'~ "'"' !ooffO IOat llf.Atn, CONTIIIUE!) FROM PAGE 1
cl~n-llc,;
A.,1dt, from thr <I)'·
Ing. <X('lltlll<tU r,,, thr
Co-Op ,.,._, uncknubk
l.C >1udcni; o\Crlluv.<d
out chc doors. •nd 1hc
h1p<1cr-1:,1<1I •tm<>sphcrc
m.'UUg,:d u, 1r-JAA-end
tntl) ,omc1l11ng "mply
t.oc.~I Hc.l\l. .. "\ttr, I '"~r­
hord more than ,,,,c
pc!l,<'ln l.1mm1 th!, f.1,1
1h.u 1hq cuuldni hr1n11
girb tc• 1hc 10\\tr Tnma­
rack c Li;.,ru,.,m ~n)'tl'l<>tc
App.u1'ntl1: 1ht <bys ol
"'trtth·c la1.c-mgh1 oon•
tn.R ,n 1hoi sp;ia an-gone .
but lc.u1 )<IU 11 b, abk to
scrn11.h rour ucl, r,ir no,
buucr brownies 3ml h"t
hll)> m ,hon,,h,ms MltO~Cf.-­
Students grooved to six different LC bands during the Co-op party on Friday, Feb 18.
Tutoring: plan to
teach English to
housekeeping staff Future of Ethnic
Student Services
President calls for
student involvement in
the search for a new
Associate Dean and a
new Assistant Direc­
tor of Ethnic Student
Services th.in cltOO>lnJ: d "''" dtrt!ctor.
lloch"clllrr r-,td In chr e-mail
L'«uwc of \\mC11~ hrJ,y
\\orklo ,d th,-C,>llci:,: h.is dr­
cldcd Ill lun: '"" ~ i-plr
one for clw po,ulnn uf MS«'I·
;ice De.en .,nd th, other for k­
st,1.m1 Otm:t<1r of CSS Wat
rrn w I nocr:'C.1 on r.Jmpus for
ht~ C'XCCj>IIOn.tf qu3IIIICS 115 A
k:ulcr m \JMus .ittn.is, wh,,h
Hoch'<C,·ulrr -.,id \\':ti ~n,ut
10 tht• College, mission .,f '{cs­
tct10g a lull• ,nduswt lllmpu,;
cotmnUIIII) tl1.11 rcoogmus
•nd «"lrhrn1r- mcmbu, t>I dtl­
f,•ttrn r.octs, ~,hnldtln ••ul
Olhrr clurn,1<·mctcs cotiTIHUED FROM PNlE 1
(O<>). wh,, was m,'flh-ed v.11h
1hc aucmp1td program ,n !>pnng
2(1(}1 "'<>rks In th< Office ,){
lc.1dcrshlp & ~l'\ite, .111d Allison
S.,mkt l 1)71 j1>1ncJ her there Lhu
Ldl '\\~\·e both been w<>rlnng on
lgcumg p;,rktng pcm111>I ,in.c
tht begtnnmg c>I 1hc )'t'Jr-thc
"™ duy. • !.t1d ~IIUcr
l 1::2) F=II ('06). ((l•OIJ:ilOC:·
c1 wtth S.ndc, 111 the clfon 10 a,d
1hc h<>usekcqx-rs. Sltd they ha,·c
bttn \\ork,n~ 10 ral'< rnllS<'tcn­
tlou,.,,..._«m c.unpu, Whrn )·ou
n1.11<., .1 mc-..s somcc,uc~ cltamng
up nftct )»11," ;he ,-11L1 fu,sd
•nd ~,Jct •l,o 'f'Car-h~,kd
cfl,>n> Iii«-111<: stltnt •11.tl<>n c11
1cpl,1« the S'l<Xl tn ca..h that "•~
,t,,lcn fn,m one h1,wcl«c~r l;i;t
:i,('lllrstcr
ru., ... ·11 d..,. nbcd ,be sil.:111
du.t,on .as \\omkrlul • with the
swkn m,rnc ►• m<lrc di.Lil tcplic,-J
Ille lll'•up nais<'d ~l tnd 1hr
rcm.\h11nj; n1t)rtey v.·cnt 10\4-anl;
the Engh;h tutunn!I, pr.,gram
"fhcrt~ huge ,ttppon rwm
the >1udcnt lx,cJy,' >.11d ...,nd,r
ii< cxhlbL~d h) 1he re~l)<ln...-to
th, "'lent •1te1ton Alter Ho",IRI
opened. S.1ndcr> and 1he ,>thcr>
\\tn, Jblc 10 tcln>1,tte pJ1ktn~
n~ht, r.,, 1h, h<>u~k«pmg ~c.tlf.
~nd Jn<>thtr , tun« for '1Udcru,
10 ~uppon the staff JR»c
All >eme>1er, "rg,maur1 h.td
\\Ork,-d 10 1nlum1 Studenb b)·
'\\otd <>I m,;,mh. sud Miller
·h.mng >1udcn1> .bk 1lw11 fr,cnd,
,f 1hcy speak Sp.1m.<h and hf ,~•I
,u-c: mctre.icd: und b)· Jdd111R 1he
tn.i1hsh 1u1onng ctJ .am Offi« or
l..c:lm,r.,lup & Scr\'kc poster 4'
an ,1ddltlt>1t.el l>Pf"lllUIIII) • she
._.,d
Sp.anl,h pn•fcv,,•rs JJtd '>IU·
dct11> -..h,1 l~•d •he.ad)· hccn
""rklnJ! wllh the sufl. cr,n,t.,,.
ulg ,mponum dou1111rnlS such
>lS mcd1c;d or b1ll10,R mfonn.111on
ab.I pla\~d • t<llt by spc,aktnft t0 Sp.1111sh classes.
Currrnrl)'. 1u11>nng lus bttn
undcl'\V~)' lor abou1 thn-c "'~ks
•<;o for 11, ._'Oi.ng rc.tll)' -..di; s:tld
Sander ·1 think on both <Id~
Iii.: lllllll' .uc rc,tlly lt~lng 11 In
addition. the IUl<lring help, IM
hl>llstkttpM"S to •not fl'l:I "'scpA·
rJtc fm111 the >tudi:nb htrc
Rahm Young f07), one of
aboui 22 1u1or,, Jfltncd ,hn 1hc
p!OJlmm "as nn ,is rec, I ,c,Jllf
hke sir.,lung Span,sh dnd I ,c
•I"•)'• h,,d J rcb11011Sh1p ""h
m) ho°""'lcan.:r lln I Ltrc-fdd);
<he s.i1d
The 1u1onng w.i, ongtnall)
g;,,ng 1u he '"'' h.lll-h11ur ,o­
''""' ,1 "ctk. <J<.h p.m1<1pJ11n11
>101! member mceung ""h one
scuJrnl 1ut"r hut ·1lwy rcrtU""'-•
cd ca-h s.:ssmn be lonl:"r."
Yoo"!( s.11d k' """ 1hr
~htdu1t ,.., ,~,, onr, h,,ur
bl,xks pc,r week
Young, howc~cqlCr
·\\Jnt..,, 10 ltam .u mULh
~ >It,· "''° anJ ,hes 11!,tll)
c!«ncd." rt1ung >.11J
Overall this ts v. ho and
"h;i1 11 1> .tll alxxu • Inc
!lOOI of .ill tht> u 10 g,,i a
feel ft>t wl1JL thc h,,usc,.
k«prrs "•'Ill .,nd J« om•
m,,d.nc thJt.' sa11I Mtllct,
•not 10 C11!3lt .I \'ISlnn of
\\hJt "-< 1h1nk ,~ "•n1 •
Thi, ntlJ<>tlt~ of the
huw.:kccptn, ~tc p:n11<1•
p.mng Jnd .. 1hhuugh th.")
no lunb'i!t need ,umrs
1.hc1t ts some1hmg ""'l'I
LC .cudcnt cJn do
C,cn.:mlh. k.nc"drJgc
•nd respect gors .t l,•ng
"J\' with lthc hnu.;ckccp­
.-rsl; !i3td S:tnt.lcr • Ju>1 by Craig Beebe
Collci:,: .1dmt11L<tmmr- •it
•~lung lor student st,1fl ,,nJ
f.1cuh) mpu1 on the future of
E1h111< Scutlc:111 S<l\-u:cs, loll,,....
lni; tllC' d.>J1h b" Duc,nbtt ,,f
former DI~,,, ~nd ,\s.><1< 1.11e
D.!Jn lby \\.m,n
In• rn-cnt c,m:111 tothcc;,n.
p11> rommunnv rrc-.,d,-nt r,,m
H(l('h51ctdcr kt fatth 1hr Col
,,,,..,~ ~m~ [or 1h1, di<n1>$1on.
1,d«1111g O.,n or Scu,knts J,-n
Udn,lgr co lud th, p~,
l11r issue ut 11.lltd Is nwr.• Eldndgr will b<gu, h,,td1ng
open foncms !iOl'ln for 1,1111knL~.
t..,uhy and >1all to bt1:1n the
proc~ ol tl<'lrrmmlng wit \I
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Sclk><il \'.lien~ Whnr h" bttn
, ho,rn to hdp admrn1>1cr f.SS
uni,I 1h, p,. .. ,11on< .ur 11lled
worUni; un 3 tu.uucJ b, ob 111
the nfh,c ~he "'II Ill~ i< '41
1n ,h,. hinn, pro,
"The goal !is] hiring a new Associate
Dean by che end of che cerm."
;rnpuon, 6n.ili.:o.l b) March,
111 or.Irr 10 btg,n lnltf\'lcwmg
lo, 111, n,,,, pos111t,rL, qu1d,lv,
wrlh lht i;,ul t>I htnng J new
~'«late Dt,111 by rhc end <-I
the 1rnn ,\ number o( >C'Jrth
commlu«s--,llw c,,mpo;t<l
ol ~ ,.111<1) uf mcrnhcn uf 11.,
c.irupta u,mmun1t)-"11l be
m,c,lwd 111 rh,t protrdurc,
he: ,;,,d
rt,lndi:c, s,u,I 11 \\';lS tmpor­
unl 10 60 the J)<'}IUOM 54,.,11
·wt ru,cd lo j\Cl p,<•ple Ill plJCt
1,1 k.id u11luvugh on~ng dis'­
,u.,fnns ul d"'*"I)': he ·11d In an c n1.11I lo the campu•
,ommun11r {ldndgt J>11115Cd
White for l1<Cr ,111.,lilicau,,ns fc,,
1h, po<uton ih, t< no" h,,ld•
mi,:. ·Valene brings .tn uurtUtc
undm1;111J1ng or •h• C..11,ge
.u1J Its n«ds: hc WfOlC lie,
Rutd.lncc .and >UPf"'" ,ull be
1m .tluahk m th, d,y, ~11<'.ltl • COIIT1NUEO FROM P'-GE I
<1n the pcnod from "Anllqultr
to "Moocrnll)', with 178() ob "
po,s1blc nu-off <Luc During the
spnng s.-rnesicr, the course" <luld
1mru,t1on 10 lhc penod \lodrr•
nuy to • l'rescm • lhc ~cmd
,nnesicr wc,uld mcludc Lhrte
morr "orks from a sit.ired hS1 i,f
,,.,·nty•fl\c books, ;is well as •d
,.htloiul nuicrul
Tiu, <'UUrsc rntltl«l \\bfld ,,r Ide.ii, '" l't>ttlfllSI ll'lUNllllllS
from • fall <cmc•tr r \Un<crn,:J
"uh l!(neral Ill= t<• 1he ~nng
;c,~r, con,clll<'.d wllh '"""'
sp«>h< ~rt» <'I d1,c1phnc The
L1<ull)' "'"uld du-..'5(' three 1-..lOlis
from• pool <>I It,~ IN [;ill srn1<~
ter h w<1uld JISO 1ndudr Jddt
u,,,ul ma1c,c1I ., 1h, pu,lrs.sur,
dlseteth>n Inc ,pr,ng ~m ..... ,cr
"oulrJ h,,-c 110 gu1d,nncs, the
11u1eri•I \\uuld 111>1c.iJ be rnurcly
or the pmfe,...,,r, ch,,...,u,g n,e f.tc'l.llty brnught !<,cm!
concerns to the 1.1blc dunng the
mce11ng. ,ndudmg the lack ol
,1 ccmr.il theme or gruundmg
tn htStol') tn the World of lck::ls
cnorsc Some fornlry mcntbers
lliso CJ<pn-,..<cd cona,m;, ,.,,h
Endunng Qursttllns, •p<<ific.tll)
1hc <11ntr.1lnL, tli;u • cou~ w11h
.i c:urriculum b,:.td 011 ·grcJt
1-..,o4 m•)· p~m 10 profes!.t>ei
"h" h•" ""' :>1udtrd them e,­
tcnsn..:ly. '" at all
·1t m.iy be >1ncc I \\':b <ight~n
thru I >1udlcd .i lhu.-ruryl book m 1~ cnunty. Chan ~m
J pmlcssor pf Ei:ononucs, s:i,d,
an11d .;uJtble munnurs ·1 doni
knu" ti l \\nuld be ,blt 10 tt-,'lfh
,b.<s c>n """ book for t\\O ""'ks.
I u,u.illy tell 111)" >1udmts tn rr.id
the 1111n>d11<1lnn. th< cundus,on
~•Id 1h.·n ,ktm 1hr tat ,I 1hr)
"'•II> \\iJI\I 11, know tht 111nrr
workings ol the •rxumcnt •
·u WC were lo •Prro,, 1hr
W<>1 Id ,,1 tdc:is <1\\1rsc, ~ 1,rndcm
""ult! be .;bl< "' 1iratlunte ,n lour
,t.ill> fn,m 1.,-w;_, i,: Oark \>1thout
luvmg «..:r hl>J ""} pu-lO <en•
tury hbtol): AnJ1rn llctmt<lll. d
pr,,f,-,,"'' uf h1>1ory sa1J
1 ht•u11h p,...,.1tlent Tom Moch
,1culcr urged th< IJcuh)· 1,• n1.1k.t
,1, d«:I""" onl) roruklrnng
rumculum .ind ,aidcn~ rur.htr
1h,11 ~nit rtS0<1n;.:,. IQntc
pmfc,.sors """ the t\\l> a,. 111<:>.·
lr1':.1blt
"llt< JdmlnlSlrJllOU >3\'~ 11111
l'ts(>un:c ~ d1>11\ tln,c tit<
nJIUrt of the Cun, cvur>< ~cl th,
J\JILiblhtt· l'f rcwurc" dmT the
l,\(ncml cd11<.111011 rcquln-mcnt.,,
of rhr m;ith ond ,cl<ncc dcpan­
mcnts. a,n Btk.tr. Q profe.s<'lT or
rconom,c,; s.ud ·1 don 1 ,cc ho"
the log,c llo\\S then:
I have no tdt11 what\ gomn 10
happen. and l h;i,·, no ldcJ "''"
l"ng u, going 1,, 111kt: Rohen
E1imi:,, .. pmfr ~" .. r 1,.,1111.
cal >et<"" >Jld ·1 don, know 1r
pcori< arc n•mm111cd 10 one or
the lllh<r propos.11, <>t tf \\C «>uld t<'mpromtsc •
·from wa1cr cooler t~lk, I get
the SCUS<' Ul.11 socutl SCIClll1Sl5 an.­
less l.tm,har \\1th prc-mooem
IC'<I.S It, '"" rhtng to ,.;i)· lrutl
Slud,m,; >hould be ex~d tu
11"'-C l(Xts, bu1 I h.1\rn\ been 1h~t
c,q,o,,:d 10 them m)sc-11 • f 1<111i:-:r
..,,d
loo•>> m(tting ";;, htlpful
It 1$ b.·11,·r '" Ml' truo <tUCS-
11<>11> ,Kld,.-...:J now llun brrr:
l:tStnger Jddro
The Si\AB m«unit to discuss
the ls,ue Tursd,11 ",., sm.,11
lhough SAAS hosted .1 v.tll•.11·
trnd,J luntm L,,,1 scmot<r. dill}
01,r stuJcni ,ho"~d up 1,Hp,,ofi­
<JII) d&us, lnwnung ,\mrri.:J
A k" other cr,11hl>l-d !>&utknL<
.,,re 1111ngucd ,nough to >1np b)
and d1>eu"" ti
I Jon) knn" why >1urJ~nt,
J1d not •ncnd M3)'be 1hr) 1'<:el
like th,-v olrtildv ducw.scd 11 1.1>1
stlll<"ct. J,tkr ThumJS, \'1.-c
~Idem ol Student Aaulrrrut
AlfJt~ J11d Ch.1,r nl SAAB slid.
I dllnt rhtnk tltt pmJ1<>;..1h
w,111 o,cr "di with the >1mkn1~:
lnonw s.ild llupdullt· "' c,111
micl1 Q u>mprom\se
lhc Cun, currkulu,n ha,.
been m1sed and n-wori.ed scv•
er,11 11mes ewer 11", p.1;1 dread.,..
Racotlt S\'\'Cr.tl c.irnm111...s
lw.,c tncd to tt\t.t~rk 1t,,.-n,ln1.t
t\mrnc..i Nonr M\e m.tdc Ill)
,u!>,iantlJI ch.1ng,., 11' 1hr «>u=
for scwnal >"" 1 h, U'lleg, ha,, been ._,._,min
In!( pc,-,i,bk trh111uU01ul b.L>tS
lo, dllh,-ult> r"l'('ntnccd b)
ethmc studrru,, he said. ~nJ II
as 1mporum1 10 krcp 1hJt d1>­
ro,,.,,,n gom1i despite \\anmil
urmmc-1\. de.Ith lioc:h.>lcllkr c.illcd ,,n 1hc
,11111pl&) cnmrnun11y lor as­
$51.lntt m the P""'CSS ·t
cnunt on ,,II of \'OU to htfp us
•l'IO•< for-. .,Id ,., m,~ !.,·,us 6r
Cliuk\«>m1nutt1Cru to dt,cm•
I) ""• ,,,.11mu111t)' •nJ to [ulftll
1ht ,1,1nn of t'Uhural toc: lu,1,,.
r~ th•I Ra) \\ ~nen h,, ldt h>
u,: he wr111,
Udndi;c l,.lld ,d, cn1,1ng
would 1,cg,n soon for the "f"'n
lon,m.s. 1hc firsi !olq>S ,n h,nng
the nr-. "->su:1a1, ~ this
SCmt"~l•r Hunter S. Thompson dies
by Lizzy Acker
He emphil ,tud. lhoo~h On ~undJ) feb 20, 1005
Hunu,r ~ Thc1mpscm c.•nmnurd
Sl11odc his home m
C.,>l11r,11lr,. I h, dcJth
Sex1.11t:...f ¢ R.eprodvtd/ve
Het:...fih£t:...re
It's what we do. And we do it well.
For confidential. low-cost or no-cost
• annual exams • pregnancy testing
• birth control • emergency conlroceptlon
• sro fesJll'lg and treatment for women and men
Pianne"d Parenthood
of th~ Cofumb,.i/Wlllamette
8eavet1on Health Center
(503)6-46-8222 Northeast Portland Health Cenler
(503)288-8826
3531 NE 15" Ave .. Suite B
Southeast Porttond Health Center mi) not h,,r ht,:n ,1
hugr ,urpmc 10 un)'•
one ram1ha1 "nh ht;
dn1g.Jom111.11rd hie,
bu1 Its mc,1rnh1ht)
dues nothing It> IC»<'n
Its s.idn= Around
th< w,,rtd people IMw
bcgt1n 10 mourn one
<>I ,\,ncncal, h.u~hnt horn..-tll"n ,nUQ and the .-rc,11,•r l 08)
of g<•nto J••unuh.>m Al le" I> N Its u r•. •tng WIii< All I
(.L,rk. whrrc 1hc mov,c F.-ar and kno\\ 1; tht, \\rrkcnJ Im filling
w.,thing 111 l.ru 1\-x<n th:uw "" up my 11n i.> 100 l'SI bee.au«
""" ol rti-,mp5"n·s brt1cr-krn,w11 Clln 111s1 comer bcucr 1h;,1 w;ri·•
books) 1> ucd for lJc:>I \lJMr 10 -Lln>n 01.1ndk1 1'()(,\
\\.nth fatry Nip.Ju with Tht 81g It w.u th<-s1lcnctnl( ol ~ 11reo1
I.L/>.h•~. stutkrus h.,d H,mttyor Ami,nc•n ,oil< which unfonu­
r,spc>n>tS 10 the u.tRI< new, llert n.nrly rcm.i.1ncd untApp<d a1kl
"'' a Ir\\ or 1h= ICSJx>n.a u111kr-~ppn-ct.11etl. -J,uu~ I lnd-
·&-mg • fellow Culor.td«m -..,y « ()(,)
I kcl I d«p auochn~nt 10 hun ·r,nsull mourning 008, I ~.111)
1\-c: been \\<anng bl.1<:k Jll week dl:-•I wuh the sht,ck of Huntu S
ba:aU>C <'f lht• dtothl l.lndsq Tll<•ntp<,un, death nght nl\w Talk
!IIUl\11 ('06) 10 me tn • week• -Emil)· Craig
·uc d1cdr -Robb, "-1>-1uldm!,t ('06)
12220 SW I St, Suite 200
Gre1ham Health Center
(503)666-6600
501 NE Hood Ave .. Suite 100 (503) 775-0061 3231 SE ;q, Ave. Hunter S. Thompson greets his fans In 1990.
1hc Pioneer Log. Fcbm~ry 25. 2005 3 ---Advertisement--
Lewis & Clark
College Family Weekend Events
Ongoing (Friday. March 4 -
Sunday. March 6)
Litrroturc of tbt IA•·is
OM Clari Ezp«/ition
S1cphc:n Do"' Bc:.:kham.
cum tor. II l\lory
DcpMmem
Orcjlc>n Hi~tnrical
SClCicty. Punla111J
T_wng It All TogdNr. T1w Rook Form as An Fur,n
I le111hcr Watkin,, CUl'lll<lr, An l:>cpanmcnt
Special Cnll~ctiun, lixhib,t, Wa11.c:k Library
8la,1lc,1 Sturin: Rudvi11g
Mane Wan, anht ,---------,
11 a.m-4 pm ..
Friday & Saturday
1-S p.m , Sunda)
Ronn" nnd F.ri,
Hoffman Gallery
,,f Contcmponuy
AT1
Friday, March 4
.. wnu, Wtt-kt'nd Rt'gi.w,Uion
Noon-c, p.m Tcmph:tun S111oc111 C'c111c1
c~ ,·1sJ1aUons
V,tnut1, C'ampu~ C'ltMnHHn<. ull day
WOfld l>a) "' Pra)tr
Agn,:;s Annn!l1111 C'hapcl and SOU!h Chapel, :ill
duy
Explore tM College's
WIUillm Slllfl'ord Collection
9 a.m.-noon and 1-S p.m ..
Wauck l.,br.u-y Ron: Book
RO<"II
Doug Erick<11m. din:ttnr of spc,cial collc:..1i1m,.
will be avallahlc to 115$isl you.
8-ball t. Menlo Colk-l(c
l p m .• Hu\lCIII Sporu Complell
l\lt'o't Telllds v. Whitman
S p.m .. Tcnni\ D\lmr
Tlllzr Stn kt
7 p.m .. Sooth Campu, Chnpcl
Thr 11/usinn. b)' Ton) Kushner
Dircttctl b, St.:phcn Weck,. Th~atr.:
llcpanment
7<10 p.m. Fir Acre, lbc.itro \lam Stngc:
Cumc ..« 1hc 1rmt,fomm11un 01 T'ir .\,re,
Theatre b) 1hc nombim:d tulcnt, uf PrulcN>r
Stephen Wcch. gueM ><:enc Jc,iimcr "litn
Stuplctun. ,tudem llghtrnl! de<.itmer Glenn
l'UJimum. anti II lcrrifk c11>I ul t.,-.1, & Clari..
studt:mA for 1hc nMin ,1111,lt' pmducuon ol ron,
Ku,hncr', aJ11p1n1111n ol Ille IIIU)1on, by P1cm
Corneille.
C"O',I' SI! Ocncr.il. ')5 Lewi, & Cl,ut
cn1pl0)·ce,. 11lumnr. ,.:nior ~,tlun,, ,md u1h<r
~tmknt.; Sl Lcw,~ & Clar\.: \tudrnh
4 the Pioneer Log, 1-ebrunry 25, 2005 i;'icllon Reuding. mu odclson & Ellen
Sussman
7:30 p.m. Arm~1rung Lounge, Fnmk Munor
Saturday, March 5
~·amUy Weekend Regi<trntlon
7:45 a.m.-11 ll,111 .• Tcmplctun Student Cemcr
Stall! of thr College • PN"siden1 TI1oma.~
llO<'h~teUler
8:00 3.m., l'icld., Dining Room. lemplct(m Student
Ccnlcr
llnmkfusr "Uh Sl.llff and Faculty
9;()0 n.m .. Fields Oimng Room
Fnmll) Wl-ekcnd tudcnt Ure ~ion
Tot: Changing Nmurc of S1uden1 Sci'\ kc;, for the
"Millcnmnl" Gcnemuon:
JO n.m .. Field.< Dmmg Room
,I{)!• A11nual lntematfonal Fair
Tcmplclon Student Center is tran\fOnncJ into Wt
in1ema1iu11nl cuhurc nnd food h.'\ZaJIJ',
11 :00 a.m. • I :30 p.m.
lnll•rnotluOQI Stud~nl Tnlcnl Sho"
2 p m , Agne, Fl1111ugan Chupcl
Men's Tennis,. Whih111rtb
IO n.m .. Tenni~ Dume
Uasebnll v. Menlo College
oon. I h1.\t11n Spon< C,m1ple,
Women·~ Soflball v. Willamcuc (double hendcr)
1 p.m,, flu~1on Spon.~ Complc)(
lnauguntl Dinner (by ,n,,i1n1ion)
S p.m .. Reccplion
S:30 p.m .. Dinner
Lllw School. Studc111 Lounge
Tl,e Illusion, by Tony Kushner
Dirc~1cd by Stephen Weck,. Thc.·urc Dcp:inment
7:30 p.m .• Fir Acre~ Theatre Main Stoge
See description under r-nday's showing.
Co~1: SIi General; S5 Lewis & Clari-emplo;c:.c-.
nlurnni. ,cnior dtilen, ond other MudenL\; SJ
I.cw,, & ('lark )tudents.
Oho Addy with
"Okropong"
l'11l1i11g a, tl,t! Ho1111 of
M)' lltritagc
8 p.m .. A11nc:., rl11n.1gn11
Chapel
1icke1, 01 College
Bool..,tcm: :ind OQur: \l!i
;idult; SIC) fncul1y/su,ff/
nlumm semo""10thcr
,1uden1;,. lei\ i, t,.. Clttrl..
,1uJc111, nnd Fnmil)
Wcel..cnd rtl,!l\trw,i,, may
pie!. up complimcntnry
ti~kci,, in udvuncc m Rcgi~1rntl11n 11r the College
lfo1>1(;.1<1n:, or p.iy S$ nl 1he d~)r Sunday, March 6
UN"flkfost (Bo.1rdin11 students. parents,
delcgmcs. 1rus1ecs. nnd flog bearers)
8::10· 1 (l;J(J a.m .. Templeton Studcm Center.
Ficllb Dining Room
STUOFNf HOARDJ~R •. PLEASE
NOTE 11l'\ IE CHA GE FOR SUNDAY
BREAKFA T/BRUNCH
Robing and lineup of Le" is & Clark Collc~e
1ni~tees :lnd dclegutes
10.10:45 :1.1n .. Templeton Studcnl Center,
Stnmm Dimni; Room
Robing und lin~up or Lewis & Clark College
racult~
t().. 10:45 n..m .. Joho R 1-lownrd llnll
Lineup of i111crr1111ion:rl stud~nt flag bearers
wilh Hags of their rmtil'e countries; siudents
hearing flag.~ of the Uni1cd Stutes, Stntc of
Oregon, and l.e"is & Clark College
I0-10:45 a.m .. Templeton S1udcn1 Center. !'mil
Room
lnnugur.11 procession hcgins
10:45 a.m .. Templc1on S1udcn1 Center. Tmil
Room, S1nn1m, Howard I lnll .
fmn~ Mnn1,r Hrnt,c (plntfnn,1 pany)
la.augurfllioa Ct'-remony,
Thonrns J. Hoch,1e11lcr
23rd President ot Lew,, & Clnrk
Co11ei;c
11 u.m .. Pamplin Spons Ccmcr
1ic~ct, are OT REQUIRED
for the im1ugum1ion ceremony.
Doo~ to Pamplin Spons Center wi II open for
~nting in 1hc bleachers n1 10; I 5 a.m. Overflow
scaling will be nvailnble in Agnes Flnnogan
Chapel. where the inaugum1ion ~-.:rcmony will be
s11nulcn~1.
The innugurnlion ceremony include< the
3Clldemic pruecssion. led by international
,1udcnts und others bearing "flags of 1he
Nuuons". formal greetings from s1udcn1S,
faculty. MaIT. and ulumni: music interlude., by the
Wind En-,cmblc und Cuppelln Novu: n keynu1c
adtlrc.,s by Paul Bmgdon, president emerims.
Recd College: fom1al investiture b)' TruM~
Chair John 8n1e~. nnd speech b) Prcsidcn1
Tom HochMelllcr entitled WThe lmpcrolive
10 Explore." The Wind Ensemble will plny
pn:ludei.. prt,cc.\sionnl. .ind rcce~~ional. Invited
guesl!o marching in the m:adcmic pntce1»1on
include numcmus dclcgnics from collcces
w1d univcf'-itics. lru<tec,, and laculty from 1hc
College: of ,\lb nnd Science,, Gmdua1c School
of Ed11ca1ion, and Law School
Plc:i.~c join 11, fur thil, mcmornblc 0<.-.:asion in 1hc
life ot 1hc College.
lnaugurul Rl'eeption
I p.m .. Templcmn S1udcnt Ccm~r. Held\ :111d
St:imm Dining Rooms Perfom1nnce~ by Lewi),
& Clark Mnr,mb:i Ensemble m Fields; 1im
Main JnL.t Ensemble in Srnmm. Cutcred by Bon
App<lit. Food and bevcmgc ~x,mplimcnrnry. Forum
Residence life needs to reeval­
uate overflow housing policy
The Editorial Board
ponders the pardox of
a large first-year class
and a two year residen­
cy requirement: New
students will fall for the
'triple-double' scheme,
but others won't stand
for it.
w ,cm~cr, on order"' a,­
wmm,,,LII, 1hc glu1 .-f ln.:onnng
lirst•i-ear.. .md la>I }""r> Lull"
dass n! soplwm(l,n Rcs1dc11cr
Ufc was fon:cd bh rc<lplc in lrtpl<> \\111 pr,>b·
ubl)' he les.> likd) 10 mum 1,,
c.ltnpus. 1hcrrb)' dcurJ>mg 1h,
rnllci:cs mcom.. 01r in pie lods
"111 probJbh· unlt.1PP) w11h Lhc
101 Rt-slckn.:r Ufr has~,cn 1h,m
Anv bustn.-ownc,r on tdl ) t>U
abuu1 1he ckuc,1..-.:d pnldu..11\'U)
vf unhapP)· "••rkrr> for 11\c c,,1-
k!l< 1h15 \\Ot1ld tr.m,Lnr 10 learn
In~ 1"""' ;iad,ml• >1;1nd.11d,.
und u "or<e repu1allon o,·cr.111 for
,he ,<>llcgc
Oespuc 1hc conunu.IJ n,c m
1h, num~r of pro:.p1<$ who ,IC•
LUllll) dc,:1dc lll c(lme 10 LC ,wcr 1h, ll<'u,1ng rcquutmcm In 1hb
,..,., 1hc h<>Lbllllf n:qu1n:men1
\\t!Uld be 28 ucdlLs
Lisi '\Cmc>lcr. approximnirl)
70 transfer >1udcnL• c:unc "' LC..
thnllM11n11 the 1ran,fcr SIU
dcn1s housing m.i)· Ix sulf11 rcn1
10 dr,.il "uh 1he htl11>1ng pr,_,b.
1cm If II I• nol cn,,ugh. hu" •
C\'Cr Rc:-,,dcntr Life mu." con•
,11kr ,aht•r op1i<>r1> lntoc coulJ
Include• lt~trry fur >l>phumorrs
who \\ash 10 h,l\e their hml>lng
n:qu,rcmrm "·"'rd 3tld h,~ <'ff
cimp115 or n-dunn11 the number
uf student, odm,ucd ,., the col-··~ Rc.tdcnte 11:, pu1 groups of
thn:r .tUdC115
m1c, >e'<rnl Lase semester, approxirnacely 70 crans- l.lfr, current
polts,• ,,r
dumping all
th< "'"'' ,11
the hotUJng rooms 1hJ1 nor-fer students came to LC. Eliminating rhe
mJlly ""1) r.i transfer srudenrs' housing may be suffi-t\\11 f\Cl')'<'hC,
~rn ~,dcncc cienc co deaJ wich the housing problem. lf
Ufc, m:c,gni=
the problems it is not enough, however, Residence Life ,:ru n,h "" 1 h.: • mrormng frr,.t
rnlu,n:ni In such • d ch • a pohcy of m• musr consr er o er oprroos.
piing mcommg
s1uJ,nts.
In ECON 100. "c lc:irn Jn
rconom1c conccp1 1ha1 might
uld Rc~tdcnce Ufc in 1he1r dc­
Cl>t<llb m1 housmg nc,c1 )CU
11ns concopi b allrd the la"
of d1mrntsh1ng rc1um> (notlco
1ha1111s • l~w. n,>r JU>I • 1hcoryl
lhoui:h nun)· ccononuo pm­
fc<st>rs ltkc 10 d=nbc II using
food ~ts (tht· hfl h plea ol
ch~c;ike, lh<! last <h<X.ohue tn
., box of Secs cmdy), ii could
ht .rppll.-d IU.<1 ~• CJSII) I<> 1hr
tiv1151ng ,uu.uton ~,tdcncc Life
1> llkd) 1n b.: bcmg ... uh grr:itct
frequency
The lust otXl-<ldd fi~-yc3rs
)OU cram 11110 1h, dt>mis will hc
pcrfc,ily hapP) 111 1hc1r moms
1..h.11 JCt:nmm,xLur 1ht two
.iudenu tlt,-y """ llngm.1ll!
1nic11dt'd ,., holJ \\1th c.i,h
Jddul11MI lir<t-)c-.ir Ro1dc111.c
Life pu,~ 11110 ~ 1nplr 1heu <t
tum> (lhe 1huu,.,.nd, ol doll,1rs
\\c •re required 10 pJy I" lhc
oo rnmp11S) necex-..,nl) d1m1n
Letters to the Editor
"lioly l 11nlt)•" I corn, • dif­
ferent '"'Y 10 ploy lr.1skr1ball
lo c<>011n11c y<>ur AII-Sll11
mr1.1ph,,,. Slcph.ln,r Bt,cchcm
"ub.,111 the ·hoh m1111y ,,f
Amcntan por15. )Our 1e:im
\\11uhln I nett h,l\'C ., ltdd to
plJy cm Yourpl.i1crs (Gto,,:,nni
OWs, .,nJ 0'1 lam) .11< Uvmg In
the 11<,w,e 1ha1 the 1nni1y-Jnd
counli<"'l& 1>1hcr port.> wht'Ot l'm
sur< >-uu "ould t'Oflsldrr rqwtly
lust} ••hU!II \lorro,ct 1 lllll
sure th:11 JII) unc (!f the!< mod•
em poet~ wwld •dm11 11
Nol\. 1 1-nQ\\ 1ha1 \ ou arr
<en.uni\ not J!")l\11111! 1ha1 the
tnnlt) b w11n,pmt.Jn1 or th.u
UI(\' at1· 1M iin-.u po<U lutll
er YI"' ch.ar.1,1crt;:.c \\1111m.1n
Oickrn~n .1nJ 1'« JtS "$11"1r,}·"
•nd urumrr1.'>tlnll b«ia= tht11
J10t11U hll 10 «•me '"" w1ng,-
10i; • But lhr'r, •rt num "'"Y~ 1hr pJSt fe" ,e:irs (In tts da)·, this
r••r~ sophorntire uass W3S the
blggt,'1 c,u It> ,mend), Rc:slde11Ct'
Ufo 1s h<si1,1n1 10 .ie1 on wlw 1hc)'
s-onstdcr 10 he • ec,tnddcnllll blip
In admb,skins Still. ii f,~ 1hc,
pn"l"XI of on!'1h<,r Urgt' inn>m•
1ng clas;s of fi~-}~l'S 11Cl<I St•
mesier
Rcs1dcricc Ufc does tu.,,., a few
sugg~1ons 1"'11 they
might consider. in­
duding not gu.,r•
~nlcclng hou.s-
1ng 10 1ransfn
srudenl.\ wh,,
h.-., met
10 pla)' ba.scb.1II Jnd 11K-r.e arc
m.m> "·')" hl wnh· .i por;m Per~
hap, Di<krru.•n Joc,, n01 sw1ng
for 1hc knees Jnd "bl,,.xh ly1rurl
nos, but she ccrurnly CUl5 dttp
\\1th r,1101 prc:ci51lln-hkr • well•
pl.tee.I line dmc or ij bc:lunful
bw11 While )tlUt pot!~ punund
.,,,.,\ r111lro t,,.,d) 1111>rdrr io n:..:h
the h,an D1ddn><>rt Wl}t1,JII)
c111sngh11un
And I Jon\ kno" wh.11 pocins
)OU ""'" h«n =Jing 0) W},u.
mJn b1,11 when he pit:$~ ""uh
~I"' rude mU>dc; ctuehl nt>I
"11h,ltJ\\ utl (hcl h.ts dl"f""ltui
"h,11 l\J.~ ~ lor,g nc.umulJ1<d
\\IU1i11 lhtntl, anJ "dr••ns 1ht
pu11-11p n,,~ ,,( lhttrutlfl • I
\\11ulJ un.unly >ol)' th,1 hl\ .,. ..
•~ "mg ~Lin) ol h,. t1Cl<m!l
m fiic1 quo, hicr;,11> cop• lrrl 111
th. Jnk" ,,; \>'II so desire If )'>II
d" not beltc,c me, rc.,J 1he C.,la• ).::IT'S ts unfair
and d1,orccd
from cnm•
mon scn..«.c
If 1hey hJd
wkcn ECON 100. 1hcy \\Ottld
know 1h.i1 "">""8 1ht first yurs
arr •folr game bcc.'IWi<' the)
don1 know whm they an: ~•-
11ng 1hcmsclvC$ rmo ,s not Just
discnnun;nof) .md mcon h IS
also rather unprol11ablc
inu. potm< Among
other things,
tho Edito-
rial Board is
hoL
I like p.,cms Jbnul ".c.\ .,nd
ln.:ndshlp' 100, SlcphJn,c l>u1
like D1tl<1n,c,n I ,·n10) m) JlO·
rue fi~ 10 be sublk and t,,ld •••
a sl.m1" ~urr. kts llllk ~bm11
,..., But bu, mr d1nnn "™
fhr pmhknt .. -uh I""'" 1hat
~l\\.1)1 s!tp up tu the pl•I< orul
~mg (or 1lw lcncc, 1$ 1h.11 1hq or,," i;ankt OUI I 'la\, glw mt
the c.,n,1<1r111 rapture \'If f'tw
,lll) do) of 1hc "''«k
I d,, nc>1 •IJ!llc >F,•ln>t y<>ut
d.um 1l,11 mo<ltm ()(>CU shuuld
bl' iau¢11 I<' )'<lltnJl<r srndcn~
Your All-Sm ICJm I• JUSI hru:
\\Uh II>< But kl~ nut lt'J\'C
\\ali ln1lh, uul ~dgn ·111 1h.­
ilu~<'l!I 111<!)· sull h.l\'< muu1
10 1(11 \IS
l>.mld R S..ndc,rm•n
( •O,) SEE '\.ETW!S TO TIE Etll-
lOR" l'#,OE 1 Plant foods are abundant
in vitamins A, B and C
Guest Editorial
by Llsa Neher
undcr>1and
lhJI th.: pu1n1
-1f •The De,1l's
Adn,c.nc" 1,5 tu
arous, comr<>­
,.,r,1, llu1 musa
rhc Plou,g d11
~ Ii> promo,
,ng folsch,>Ocl, 1
rhJI I< JII th.ll
Sttph.,ntc
llcs"('h.,;ml, In
d,lcnsr .,r c.11
mg n1tlt .-:w.:com­
phsht'd
llccchcm JSSCns
111'11 mt.ll tJltl'S CIR
b< J.S t-omp.,s.s1onarc a.<
"'lt<IAl'l.11lS by ,h,....smg ·rrre
r.mg,:· product> 8111 rr,.
rung.," rtqul~ uni) 1h.11 Jnhrutls
tu,, ,t<cc,-,; 10 the <'UtJoors. nuk
Ing no :otipuht11'1n n:gJnllng th<
amount ol nm, or SJ).l« they Jrr
ro hu,·c "h1le uuts1<I<. Stmll3rl)
dttepu\'r iS tlu, 1tm1 ·ol')l3mc
111 rcferrntc Ill •mmJI produ~
IL tneJn.s lh:u 11nim:nts \ri.trt': not
&l"'n 011tibl<>Ucs or honnoncs
Nr11hcr term r~111~ better Ii\'•
1ngc11ndl11ons for or lrt'Jlmcnt of Amr1 I•
C.tllS con.um, t\\lce wlut they
nerd o<Cs< pnxr,n 1nuke
1mp.1il'!o k1Jnq lun<ll,>n, k,ttb 10
higher unn:iry cak1um ltlS>, ,111<1
ln,rr,1.= 1hc n,k f11r l'<'locn:ul
cmcer and hc.ln dlsc.1sc
M<~ vunmill>. ,ucb :b C E.
A. and Jl.lolmr. gn, abundant
tn 3 laf'I\C \'ilJlCI) of plam !oods
~udles h.i,c ,hown 1hJ1 ,·ci:­
,n< arr ne> morr likd}• '" ha,·c
lo" lmn, lo"' b<>n.e dens.ti)' or
lf you are nochi.ng bur brown rice, you
would consume enough protein.
h,'C'>tod, f unlvmmrr farml'l',
.tdhcn:ncc 1,, the!>< rule, u n,,1
,·ct) rnrrfull>· >Cntllnttcd 1ht
USPA 1n.,,pcc1> ks,. 1h.in Mt p.:r•
crm o( ·ol):.lmc :1nrm.1ls
Btrrhrm dJlms ·Cf# and
ml~ procluru do n,)I ro;uh lr111n
1h<-dcJth ul Jn ;1nlm,1I ltuc
bu1 1hey =h I~ 1hr dc.i1h nnil
sulTrnng ol ,uunite.. .mlm.il,
T<> ktrp J.i1ry c,,,.~ proiluc Ing
milk 1hc) mU>I b< <'<>11>1aml)
pregnant ·\her btnh c,1hc, Jrt
ll'llll!Vc:cl from thtlr rmlther.; and
ch;11nc,d Ut5tdc •snulf crme>. fed
<1n arn'.mtc d1e1 Ito kttp 1lw1r ll~h
,vhltcl Jnd <louglurrt•d for wal
The '""' an: tre.iittl so pnorl1•
lhJI 1hrtr rmlk prudu, nun <oe>n
dun:•=· anJ 1hcn 1hcy Jrc ,cm
10 llw ,l.1u1\hl••1hOUS4' \\'htlc ,t
well 1n:a1cd "'" un ll\-e fur ll).
l~ years. the "'rmgc d•lf} C<"''
•unwc> Mly four >= Like­
'"~. hens arr ktllrd whc,n their
tAA-b11n11 .lows The) ,;prnd
1}1c1r h,·1ni: da~s m sm.tl o~'CS
(lour hen• per lo-1nch •J&d I'll•
lrn dr-bcJktd 1u kcq, them fwm
(>r<:ktng c.tch <>1h<1
Bffi:hcm an-'<!<$ 1ht he:ihh <>f
.1 ,·cg.,n chtt, ,1311ng \"cgrw,am
an: mmc sU>CCpllhlc hi dcfinl>
lO [HOfl"JO~ ', 1h1mu~. "nd ,ltncg_,l
..,,~ • .-\mull)', If you ,llr 1101h
mg but br,"'n n,c. )c)U ,-..,uld
.. ,n.,11mc <11<>U)1h protrm bcl')
,-s..:rnwl '"''"" ,1,1J 1, prc><nl In
pl.int food,; ,nd I'< no-.. knu\\
tlut ,artful 1m•l(m «•mbm1n~ L'
""' r~t.l,.s.ll} In ,omrJ>I, dlclS
1lu1 c,,111.1111.1111mJl pr,,cluc1.>e.i,1•
ly result 1n f'R>l<ln "'cnl<»c """' dr1 tlop <>:,l<OJ"'""" th.in meJI
•••rrs All omrg;i f.UI) 0< 1d,
arr J-.llahl< fmm pl.1111 ><IUl't'CS
um<~· I,. ,,re pknuful m k.ify
,~1.tblcs ttlrl1' fruib mclMs,
and legumes. while c>mr,t;i OS
or< a,.ulJbk 1n plant 011s ,,,,h
3< ,onnb, s,wbc.111, .,nd ll.1 .. -.:cJ
foh are pr.u.td for thdr fJtt) •
t1\..ul nimcru, hut 1hc1r omc~•3s
arr c'1n:mcl) \l>laulr When the,
ClfllC!;I· 3, J«<1"1J)Ol,C ti!<) It'•
lcax un.,.1.1ble dc,,1rucmr ml'll·
ccuks ,.,llcd lrcc nldic-.m 1111<>
the lx,.Jy
ll«chem nl5'l SUAA'""' 1h31
vc~•n.1ns ,m: o,-erl)· ,on«mcd
11hnu1 ~-.:ncur.tll) mooihcil food,
(G\.10;.\ The is,ue t,, th.JI <ocn• 1,,., tl<>n\ know h,•w our bL,d
Its WIii rt,lCI \\ hen \\0: d1i;,,::ot
<.,MO. \\1ut "t d,, ""''" "
1lu1 1111ibh>11c rcsl$1,111L1' gcnu 1n
(,~10s ,•n romnbll!C I<' people,
rcs,•t.uM of mcd1c~I ~n11b1ot •
ICS MllSI fni:hmung ~ 1ha1 lhf
USDA. FDA. and EPA do m•t
nm lest~ un 11..-..: lo.>d, bcforr
th<) ctucr 1hc ru.,r~1pl.k:c rltc
«'nl(»l1ib th.ti l"J\'.Jle G\IOs •1<
;oltl) rcsJ>lm>lbk for ,,,.uni;
It, d1lfl<11h 111 be, 1t•ltr.m1
"h,·n 1hr c>ppn:-11c <>pm1,,n 11"1'
111 ) ,,u, r.... ,\, ~ V<)t,111 for
six )CM'>, I h.-c been cnuct.cd
on coumk•-.) ,u·.1,wn::. fo1 Ol)
hfc.t) le cht11«: While I S)mp.1•
t1u:c with Bct."d~m:. ,mtJuc..-,n
m.,ldng u.ninformtd .m.w.M 011
il1< ulh<r ~de d,xs nnthtng but
f.,..1er ho,11l11r ,md d,,;.-mmJ
,Jnc,, l..t'1\ pr.1<.11,, cl\1hl) ,mrl
h>lrr.UkC lni.tud
the Pioneer Los, l·ebrnar"} 25, 20<)~ 5 Forum
Reform takes the shape of
bondage, note: this is satire
by Lizzie Acker
\\t ,11 know 1h111~ Jrcn\
looktng go<'d for poor pcopk
hen hd1u~ Btll Chmon, wcl
brc rclorm :md Clt'OrXC \\
nu.tis n0t-so-d1scrc1c dlSl'lUn
11ing of •II p<>,ollvr soc:1.11 pm•
gr.im<, 1hc poc"f proplt tn tht
l1nurd Sw« ,,I Ameno did
11(1( h.M' J h>I itotng for them
E\"Cry\\l,crc )'OIi l(,.,k 1> •nlllher
hl'Oltlcs, m,n b(ll!(ong )OO hl
huy hi) pr<'RJUnl "1lc bn-akl~
JI \kl}(iiulds "hair )'<'I.I ,111nd
ra1hcr hungr)' yoorstll d.iud,
t<)1n1: 1<1 recd 1hr p;irlang onc-
1cr on Bum<1dc, In onl) )OUr
PJJ.ltn1.• p•nu rutd 1·,>ut blu,
jl<.ktt I'm <uh' )..U\t O11<n­
cn.;,d thl.\. 1huugh m,1)bc )"U
'Hit drt$>Cd d11fcrcn1lr, .,ml I
bc-1 )'<lU w<>ndcrcd. Wh3l <Jn Ing I> ht> "h)
nN pnv.mzc: the
welfare S)'>lcm
,.,.,1·
r res
c ntl).
m,l)<H
,orpu•
r.11 lon<­
=h
(11,1
rt'il.1 u ran u.
l•<:10110 or \\ ,,1-
M•n, cmpkry
m,~lr Pl"''
people Th=
c:orpornthlnS "CC ,_ _______________ _
their ,mpll))'= Walmart and McDonald's have imprisoned
.i, d1Sp<IS3hk our souls. They may as well bathe us too.
labc>r 1 hey P3)
1htn1 I\C,\I 10 nothing. don) uf.
!er ,ny bo:ru·fo.s ,nd don) c.uc
tr ><>mc nt•lfontti<mlng chopper
Of course, in rhe Un ired $rates we have
chis ridjcuJous attachment co a fake idea tht.·> oough1, 1hc)' woultl wan1
111 kerp 1hnn In '"P n•ntlt111,n
It ,.,,ulc.l be ,n tlu:or ~ 1rucr•
<>I to Iced their ,lo,·c, hc,ll1hy
food !:"< thtn, ~'lll:u m,-d,cal
a11cm1on •nd lei them •l~p and
procrt'JIC 1(1 t,., luppy Anlllhcr
btncfil of sfJ,'CI')' IS It woukl
bc the corponulons j<>h 10 ttt:11
any m,nul or phy,,cll llln<'i-<t",
whether or n\ll thc)' wen, work
1dJJcd. JU.I as u b • h<imC0\\11•
"' 1,,t, 10 p.11<11111< lt•kon,i ,.,.,f
and C11II tn • plumber when _the
h:t.s,mmt ts OO<>dcd. rcw,rd·
k-. of wl1<1l1<r th<,y c;.,u..«d 1he
probkm or not of"freedom."
PU)' tho< guy • fruit ,tnd yogun
r n!.11t l,ut 1n the ~nd doe,.n 1
his wife If Indeed he has one.
n~ ..:,me 111<.·,hail ~ucntlonl
\\-,II ptu down your Cokt '"
wluJc\'tr y11u'rt dnnking bc­
aiusc I lu\e round 1hc >0luuon
10 our coumry• sccmongly onfi­
nJ1e problem wub pO\'Crl)' and
us bern w11h us since bcfo1c
Jesus Tru, illlS\\cT. d~r l'lcurg
reJd,rs, ts sl~•cl')'
Belon: )OU ha\< ., han JI·
ldl;k Jnd Sbln ., ,amp;ilgn «>
l\<"I me Id, k,-d 001 "' ...:hrol. lrt
me bc • hnl< mon: spedfi, The
.Ja,,.,ry I ant ulkmg abou1 Is nOI
y,,ur c~d-Lulm.>n«l-prc•C.ml­
\\ n-pc11plc • sn•tc htng-hft-ru­
llllllj\•r.k:1Jl ,,u\'tl')' No, wh.11
Im i.olking ohoul ls 1hc g,:mk
famll1.tl. ~on.,m1c ilJ,-.,ry Our
p1.-..,kn1 w•ms 10 pm Jll:.c th<
'4XOJI ,...umy .md wha1 I'm ~v-nw.dti11t lucks nlf •heir h:tnds
In dTr<t, corp.mulons J<'r rtn1cr,.,
JU.'4 like "'""'"'the luu -11 U:W1'
& Cl.irk And wh.11 docs ii me.in
to be • rcnttr? Wtll. we h,--c
U:"') p;anl<> and >nush wondov.,
and hum he>IN In th< l•wn •nd
puke 011 lhc carpel and \\'C donl
much care Bui 1m.,g1nc for o mo­
n,cm ,r you owned 1hAt hOU!,e m
St-llw'10<! No m,,.., panics I be1
You'd be lh< unc rrpluung lh<­
wind,"'-s .,ml re«<dlng the Llwu
,nd bu)'lng J nc" carpel You'd
1""11 )'1Ur ho= wuh TC)pt<I bi,.
cat~ )<>U \\t1uld bt the, om, whu
on,'CSl<d tn II
NO\\ If)' 10 1h1nk 1>b<iu1 \\ hat
.-ould h•ppcn ,r curporJUam
wm, stmtbrl~ r(SJIOI\Slblc r,,r
1hc11 emplU\·= r,r..1 uf •JI
-.orlnng 1wn job> "·aulc.l ,,.,. be
on is•U< JO) TIWIC Anti slll<< cor­
pooatton< ""ulJ ha,-. 1v nt.1k ~
,..f\OU\ tO\NIIICnl Ill th. pt<>t>lt Of cour,c,. In th.: Unucd
!>lote< ..... h,-·t 1hb nd1c:ulo1L,
llllJ<hmtnt lO • W« Ida of
·[m,dnm • Bui ,rr h1»n<lc.s
pcopk r,..,, I< the wrllarc.
nw>1hcr who "ork, 1wo Jnl,,,
• d.a) JU>I ~ ,he can buy her
kids • ch<'<'<burg...- ,nd htt><lf
• pa<k ul SJOOk1:> fri,c> Wh••
abow ~L,r middle cl= pro­
le,.,iollllb "ho w.:irk 5(1 hours ~
""'" ..o th,-y rim bu>· • et,n,,n
c.lJ or i.tkr • •rrttfi, <TUl><7 Arc
lhc) frcr> \bybe 11, lllhe "T r<
<'\,IIWlt the ,unno1auon, ol our
""rd' •nd rullzr 1h.11 m•yt>.
lru t-.nl •n)1hong .ind J.1wl')
un I a wd Jdc.t Hope in Iraq:
freedom for good
Guest Editorial
by Nathan Hughes
I 1l11,ugh1 ahou1 11' Ing n1,c
d1plc>mJlk, PC I thin~ nm
A:. 1 mcmhcr ,,I the ..,-JJenu.­
rommunuy, I .tm .1ppall<d JI
tht pen·...,,-~ mab,hty to d,,..
unguish bc-1w1'tn nl3JOr a:.pc,u
or 1hc \\JT Ill Iraq an thlS c:am­
P'"' The lies Bu,,h f.1hn, ,11«!
,re lnr,rn,.tbk l"hr ,ontplctr
Lt.:k t>! thplc,111.111< fin= wllh
"htch ,., ,hn,dded meaning­
ful d1plt1maik lies ~nd JbJn­
d"ne.1 the UN ts u11p.1rdan­
•hk The m1~m•r.wmcn1 of
1h<-oa:up:n,oo '-' w1forgi,·•ble
bu, we h.,,c embarked upon ~
courst or il"'·" reponsibdn) Ill II
You ,c.-• htattk~, ,nd.,..r1m1
1011, k1ll111g You did 111>1 ..tt ■
""nun 1un11>mg up .tnd J.,..n,
"11ving bo1h anru cxprcs.<ing her
firs1 public c111<>11nn m hrr c1111n.­
lik standing nexi to her husband
r.uh,1 1hon behind hun You s«
mbU111Jn kllllnjt 111.,, luncs -.;,h
mlrrurt'd ,ung~• \'uu did ncit
l>tt Jll oUic,r 1.11-.c an .tmun pl•lc
0111 .,r ht< ""n n.,1,. J,i.:k,1 •nd r.,rcr U lnlo tit< unv. lllin~ hlnd, .,r .t sulx•ttllnatr \'tiu ,cc, pllou
southing for .._11oo1~ to bamb
Yc•u dod 11<'>1 scc • f1\'t•)"<Jr-old
;.hrug ,-,IJ 1hr pmtttuon of his !a­
tm6 hJnch and w.,lk UI\SlcJd1h.
hu1 un.,rr.ud, up 10 ,~>1• .md ofTa
Jc is nor Disneyworld. Bue it is also noc
hopeless. There is scill the porencial for
good.
Bnngmg th< troops humc now
wvuld be the 11hon101t b(1ray11J
uf IMI rhpo!l'lhlllt)' 1r us
fon:~ !ch lmq tomorrow, 1hc
whole country w,111ld morc
1hon llkdy descend 1nio c:l\11
war Thal ~ nl't n:n:un hut H
'-' an 1ul.1,-ccp1ablc nsk. What
IS u:nnm IS 1hn1 nowcrs \\ill 001
suddenly srnng up and Kurds.
Sunn,s ,nd :,h111cs "'1U not c.ian
gl'Vcm,ng b) CUll><llSUS arclc
Stlmali3 i, wlLII h~ppcn, "h<n
\\C ltl\t b<forc 1l1Ce Jab lS done
Th< Joo b 1101 for Bu!>h tu prm-c
hnnsctr ng)II. bccuu;c he ltb
nlrcad)' pro\'cn hurucll 1ncom­
pc1c111 1111s ts bimr than one
m3n Th< Job IS lc,Mng lr.iq
bcuer th.m we found 11
If )'OU 1lunk lr.,q v.,,uld llt
bcu,r ,,rr il S:uldlllll W'1S ,ull
111.•re, )"II .,re blindc,,J h> >""'
h~tn:d for unr mJn Do )•111
tlun!. w,r I• hombk? You
t,.,,c m> Ide.a But ~ b.ully .,_,
you"·'°' It \\orld pcn.c 1, ,uU
• dn:•m And unul 1h.11 dA)'
f'11t:c ,.,fl rcnu1n n«'n.'-U')',
dcspll< )liUr 1).\(1'1.l ubJctJl,,n lhc 1rad111,>n,1l Mu,,hm grttllng
·pea« be upon you -You tlld I\OI
su him luugh m yc,ur mlnglcd re
ply ·.md upon y,,u bt pc.1Cc
h 1, nc>I o,snC)"-'••rld llut
11 I) Jl50 1101 hopcb> TI1t~ i,
>1111 1hc p.,1en11al for goad ff yoo
'"'"''"' bnng > ours.:lr tu hop,: for
th•1-10 Itel s.•me Joy for th<' firs1
rcm0tcl}' free clt~uon on o,u •
quaner ccmul)·-then )'OU an,
bhndw by vour h.,trcd for 011<
man
You thonk c,wy 5<>ld1cr )tCIS
ofT cm 1onun11g lrnqt>> Yuu thoilk
c,el') MUl'lnc lo,..., kllltng bJblc,1
Y,ru .,re • moron 1 hot 3rc ..,111,
of the mOSI couroj1.Cous. dc1er­
m11w..-d, hunur.-blc 1mm J.nd w,,m ..
en of our g,,11<m11on (3nd 111s our
itcncr.uu.,n 61:hunj(. blttdonj\ and
d)1.ng right """'l
l 'r,c,dum b nc>1 fr« four Im,
1fo111 "l> p;t,d for In blood lmq,
\\111 be J.< "•II f!ut 1h31 >Jtnfic,·
un h< \lntllrn1.J Jlld >Jn..Ufi •d,
.._,. 11 I,!\ 1n 4..,ur Oag 1.1nd our 11.-~
nor>-thc Oaj( Jnd n.111on 1,,u
oow ~om bt1;.1u-.e ,,f )Our hatn-d
for """ m.1n
It's a Dean world: candidate seeks to reunite Democrats
by Matt Savage
1.1>1 s.uurd•). H11\\Jrd Dc..in
""" cl«ttd ., the hc,od of 1h,
PetnO< rum P,IO)' Orp,~d
hy nLm}" m,1drrs Jnd brhw•>
P<m,'1Cr.tl5 tncludmg the onon11r­
ll) ludrrs of 1hc 11.,u,c: and S.,11-
Jtt mJn\ did ,,.,. think ht \\·nuld
come thl.s 111 ls I low1rd Dcan tht
nglu < h""' f,1r • p.:,ny 1h.11 IIUI
l<N 1hr 2()(}1 clre11<1ns1 \I.my R£.
publl<'a11s Jrc Lluglung.cnd >,1)1ng
th.11 Dt-an i> 111<1 hbc:rul, 100 <>111-
sp<>kcn, and 100 dl\1swr Wlll he
unuc thr p.uty uodtr ., big lent,
or ohcri;,.1c modcrutcs and rcd­
Mllt Dcmot.'1'111$?
Dr Ix.in ts ""' n..-.uly 3$ lih­
,111.1 .t> th, nt«ll.t "ould 111.1l<t
him l!UI h> lie .tnd ,b man)' hope
he I> I It Ii.IS ~ grt,11 r.utng from ,1lcru..11kr ht IS p r<<h<d 10 be
Bu1 ""'cnhrless, Oun h pcr­
cc1,-,d a> being""' liberal ,md 111
p,•hucs pcn:,,puon 1$ 111>1 n, 1m­
p,1nan1 ...,, rt•hty In ~ p:iny 1hJ1
" tr)10)110 re-brand u""II Dean• 1, m~ 1hc-nomul mt.· c•I p•ny
,h.itr Ot,n, pnm.ry l'\>lc; .-111
be lundlJ~ng and bu1ldm~ up
g,,o»IUO!s ~l'I"'" 1h111g.-; liu,
Dr Ot:ln <'<txl• •t
Sull De.in th< NRA "lw ,uppon,d tum 111
.u ur his g11l1<rn.U1>nJl l'"J<CS Hr
is pr<1-~AFIA •nd rri>-WIO Hr
bal.mccd the hud);<t ., ,1 \'tnn1m1
go,rmo, o!icn ~, the cspm-.. c,[
hhcrJ1 prograrm Anrl he ,up
poncd 1hr r,r,,i
GulfW•r whtd, Many wonder if a politician fro1n a blue-;~,1:..:;:'!':'. scace in rhe Norrheasr will be ab.le ro con­
"" o.,mx,.ll, necc with rural acriviscs or build up che 1h,n th<' .«,,ru.t h.u pl<lmll<tl tn
rebulltl lit< p.tfl)'
m rur.al, n:d~".1tc
Gull \\n lh.c1 party in ruraJ areas.
SJICJ, lhc pn
m.Jr)" tS>llf th.it
pc<>plr poml 10 when 1hcy sa)' he
15 lthcrol is h,, •nu-" Jr st.mu: A
m3JIJOI)' or Amtnrnn, •ntl th.!
\'I\SI ITIIIIUnl) "f l>(n1ocm\S, ht,.
Ue\1' lhJI thc "'" \\JS not "onh
111< c<»1 M.1k( 111> mt,wkt' Dr
Dc-Jn LS J moderate no1 the hbt-r-flcty br:intl ,;J progJt"SSI\< pollucs
L, .m 1n1ctn11ni ch<>l<e
01 Dt:ln\ d,tr.t<tors ln,lud
tng lht on1n,•nt) lc.ulers. ;arc cwu­
c,um,,ung the n.•lt .,r the ONC
ch.ilmun The) lc•r 11L1t Dc-•n
w,U bt ;o sp<1kei.111nn, bu1 tlul AmtllCJ M•ny
wond, r ,r .t
ru1t11o.i,1 fr11m ~
blu., >tatc tn the
N<>nh,..,-.1 w,11 be
,tblt 10 conncc1
v.·nh ruml J4.ll\'I~. or build up
1hr p.1ny In nnnl Jrc.b
lldurt Hm, ard °"'1n bec.imc
8(>,·rml'f Vtrmom \\J.s • S(lhtl
rcd->1,uc and had not ,med a
dcmacrnl for pi=Jcm In thiny
~c.,rs Dunng hl!i 1c11un.-. lt "•" 6 1he Pioneer Log, Fcbru3ry 25. 2005 J IChJhl< hlur-,IJlt 0.:..n \I il>
"411\'C tn gt.>.<c<ruou org,numg
~,Jrs bch>r• thJt Indeed, Ho"•
Jrd Oc .u, m1~h1 JU>t ht-th, pcrfec:1
pcr,-lln for 1hc 10b ,,f p,m build
ong 1n ruul red >1.11cs
On !ht wh,,lt-Or OcJn C.. ,Ul
'" rllcm dU>tcr k•t p.trt) dw.tr
Hr ",JI <Ollllnu~ Ill mw, '"''"'!
w11hou1 bcuog t..h,,ldrn 1,,, llrp,>-
m1t ,ind sptr&al tnttre>ts Hr "'"'
l11>p11C p.ln)· •"II' "'15 In ~If ~n,.,,
of the <ounlf)' I tis pmm1SC ,.,
make Oc.•m0(·1·.alS ,0111(lCut1H' Ill
aU '50 su1es 1sa d1fficuh 011C. and
11 he ts ""'" pJOJJlly SUl-..c:ssful.
11 wtll bt JVl:,11 for tlw, p:tny R,­
pubh= <-m sa1 he ";JI ahen.11,
"ll<~ bu1 lxan "'tU h;ivc 1hc I.ISi
Liugh. 11 •nd "hen ht su.cctd• on
n:bulldmg the p.111) The price of thieves:
costly on your soul
Justifying your kleptoma­
nia won't do any good.
And you're not slicking
it to 'the man,' rather
the rising cost of theft is
•sticking· it to your peers
and community
by Leandra Bernstein
Jhrrr h.11t hu-n IIIJII)' 'f""<U•
'"'"'lb m.1<I• Jhuut Jhophrung
r "' som< P,."'flplr slwphfuni: •I•
low-s 1hcm u, ;.1t:1 vut i.a 9-t"nsC' "'''
t11111lrmcm ~•m• pcoplr , • .,, JUS­
uly "1rJ1on!( ,t5 ., rt'JW<>n 11• c,,rpo­
r.11r wen! ll a "·'Y llf l.1>l11n, ,1u1
3i;,iu1>1 "m.,tcn.t!J,m so..1rt, Tht­
N.n1utul ~1'1lltun h,r S.hvph[t
In~ rrr,l'nthlll N,\Sr) rcp<,n!
1hat $Ill h1lht111 ,.,,nh ol g••-1,
.1rw: !!h'f~u from n·u1Jcr) ~ 11. h
1r.1r-11b.>lll "15 m1lh<1n <,1 h
d.tr Nov, tu,11 m1.,n1h:i rmm,Td
fmm 1hc h.1h11 I hoJ"' 10 olkr
In) tw,, ttnt< 1,-n,mprn<e for Ill<'
hundn-d~ p<rh,1p-; tholl<inJs of
Joll.1rs "'onh .,r go..><15 1 "'"Ir
In h« 1971 book, Th, L,,.,,,,
Dr Seu"' "role .1!,,1111 1hc l'h•
need, t•• ru1r-~•=•hmg-TI1.11-
All-P,oplc-Nml' 1. though I
\\ondrr 1f h< c<>uld h.nc .inlld·
p.icd the m.i» ,,f 1hnccd; SUI•
roundmi,: ,is ll<d•r Go 11• the :store
d0\\11 1hc ;lrt'Ct Qnd )\lll II find
•crrs-of-somcth1ng>-rou-th1nk•
th.u-\C)IM>ttd• Onr c1tchcs )'Our
<)<, n,u.-.,, your lmpetUOMI)' It
.,,L> JIUOOP. 100 ttlhc~. i,nc ·"•r­
pJicnl fhnctd 1h31 )'OU k,1,,\\ 1l1<:
maik'r IAIOnl mlS<>. ~II or need
Y<>u look ,amund ro, .1 >«o•
nl' <'1mero ond •ton: cmpl,1),..-s
You·n: b) y,,ur..clf in ao ,!Sir 0111
Pl >tJ:hl You <0mcmpb1c )'<IU
JIISl!f)' l\lJ) be. )'UU C,ln l q1111~
1m.1w0t" u. hu1 )'tni'rr ".:Mtng the
p.1n1, \\1th the J«p pocktL> ot
\.'llff)10jl 111.11 bip. Jllll'<t'
Y,,u ""I' 1hmk1ni: Y11u 1.1kt
ihc, Thn«d hum the ,hell Then
)'Oil ".ilk ci,uall)· du"n 1hr
.u,lc v. hlk fidg,ung '" lo,.,sc,n 11
from 1he ,anlho,ml oo~ Stroll•
tnR 1hr<1U1?h 1h, \111rc, )'QU 1i1rk
up i S 1 ,>r Sl Hem .md bnnµ II
10 1h, ,.1.,l11<1 ,mile, lllJ~e ,m.,11
ulk ld}.r out y,,ur .... :111<1 .md p,1)·
fl1'n ) "" tum .1nd ..i•n 10 kJ,•<
lit)'" You f«I II In y,nu ht.id
Yoor L>..c llwh~. )'U\lr ln'1de$
rnwl ~ud i11ur 1«1h 11nj\lr ,·,,u
tum amund 1<1 1hc c:-.1>h1c1. bu,
)<>li'rr rcll<I)' IO t,.,h ·Yc,u "11)l01
}'Ulll chani;c • •
OttL-.idc 1h, st,>rt' )~,u hrcath
.1 RUSSl\t Sl)\h ,,1 n,hcl fflJ)OC
) ll'U t\Tn soinkr .1 c.t~ct"tlc: It
\\.b tlul i.>""'1 lnhJlc, cxh 1k,
~nd )""' br.1111 "dns up ui;.1ln
Suddc:nl) C,,n><trncc hc111ru. ,.,
dmtcr . .ind ;i,, ht often
d,,o. Cnruc1cn<.c
The
~thneed"
Is of the
latest
lashlon,
remarks
the Lo­
rax. l>nng; .,king ht• mend, l•Ulh
.111.J Shame. Ju" for go,,d mc.1•
arrr I or the moffl('nt ) ® c-Jn
q111r1 chem by 1u.,1tfpng "h.11
)OU dtd I Imo\\ 115 n<>1 ngh1
hl '4C'JI, but tins 15 • htg c,,,,,.,.
r.1t1c"ln lhc.--.. u.,tnl mt' tettprnd
<.S OU h.,n,poo. S 10 for l(llut
1bup111!cn' In, d.,,ni; 1hts ouc
111 1nnbu1101n, n's • politlcal
>1.11rrnc111 I ,f.f.r,.,i;,,1 1hc Ill
~•lUllllh> Jud lnrgrl 111(: s,.rial
rnnlr.lCI I n«rr .!p«d lo ~•gn'
What lS one, fhnctil gnm~
ro nuurrl fkl.1Jo, 1ht· Slon·
tu; 3 bun.:h uf bcan..:<>ununR
<i',!:•h.-.1di \\h<> c.tkulJ1c theft
into ;111nu.,J t,qi,-1i,;,rs, 1hr1 <'·
p«t n.c h.1 Jo ft• l.On$dl':Ut.C
1hrugs 111, >hcnll<krs .mJ gO(s
hthln<I the sc tncs. h111 ~t,.,n,~
und ,,.uh •n: h.inkr 10 ,lukr
• Tht luh11 g,><~ un<h«~cd
l"r a "'"k lll.l)he • m, nth
unul d~.u Ltlr&1coc(' ~L·ts
,qti<Jnu.!1 .md m.1h, ~n.,1hcr
•ppr.,! tht, umc qu..·s11,,mng
)·<>ur mou,..,. \'011 respond
• I tl<1n't "anl to hat !he !)')'·
thc>l"!lltJI bl.uhrr fhl, I n,ll
ah,.,ut my ,,..n,.., uf emnltmcm.
1h1, b ""' .lb,1u1 feeling cmpl)'
ot unfulfilled Cit 111.1>1cnng
some childhood humlli,\11()11
Its m1t Jbom S(lrlShneso or
grttd. 1ha6 no1 me • Con•
sc:,cnct rol15 ha eye,, bt.cawe
ht Jo,,,-vs a• wdl -1< yu11 1h.11
tymg 11nd stmUng I\<' lwnd tn
h.1nd
And so h cnn1l11Ul~ Th•
nc«l oil the sll(:lf. 1m1• chc
pun,c or p>ckct ,md OUI ,,r rhc
Slorc-<>h ti only )'QUI p.1n:nb
knew Mom and Dad raise ) ou
10 kn.•" ni;h1 from wmng give
you ~n cduouon "onh ~ hun­
dred gr.ind, 1hcn >'OU 1mpul
Sl\d)--.1.lld s.1mw111C> ,..,1,
prrnltdll.tllon-'>tcl • S10
Thn««I Sun:, tn p;,n II< .1bnu1
,,ur .uhurt' .,ml 1hc frh ohl} <>f
11 .ill But 1hr~ Art' .,th,, t1C-
1t1r> l<'O, hl<c rcclm,: mvt,1blc
and proving ti by not gelling
<nUKhl 8111 wh<rt' doo 11 entl'
I'll 1dl )'OU
h end, ,n J p.ukmg l<>t wnh
a sc,;untv gwnl ho!Jmg >"ur
ann pulling ,ou b,,k tnu, the
s,urc "hlk wu SJ)', No re.Ill),
I h.l\~ tu go• You s,r In front ,,r htm wlttk he wk .. down
)"Ur 1rifomsttttlf1 and writes in
lull sc:mcnc.-. =•<Ii> wh,u you
stoic ShJmr Qnd l,uih Ok:klc
~nd lauw,. Cnrisc1cncr .hake,
ht> htc;id ih.: puhtc olhu:r
corn,.-s \011 ,l>k If 1h, hJntkulfs
•re re:ill)' ncu'SS,11'\ You l'} 10
l11Jo )11ur Li<, ,1nd 1h, wil<,..
he .scons \<111 l'UI ,,( lhc SIOrt'
1n1t• 1hr l>.u ~., of 1l11e po·
ha:: Cotr ''tlU'rc ""(ht\\TI­
town· for 1ievtn holl"­
_-.;::,,......,,d th<)''"'"' f\Cn gl\e
)OU a ptri It\ cold, so ,m
ofh,cr !!"ts you Jn or:1nJlt
,h1n Sh.1mc ,md Guilt Jn,
rolhn11 "" t.bt 0001
wuh 1,.,,.. tn their
<) fn.m, l,ughlng ~
lwd--.lfld )<>U , .. ,n, -« a
1udgc for ~nod1,•1 1hrce "eek,. Forum
Ad>IIClltc•• 0c:~11. Cm-
lly Dickinson Is 1h, Sc,lcst
Woman I I.now
tu he, re« n1 .,na,·k ll<>wn
",ah l'llclun"'", strphan,..
llcnh<·m ~ Ow:k!nson
l'o( ~nd \\ hurn.in •• hem~ "fus-
1\ and tltlcmnK )ouni; l<Akr>
Imm JKir•u•n • J"'CII\ ,he or
t;u th II pt'rhJ,>t s;,, nth i,•d
•~ v.oulJ mo« rasil) rel.it< tu
Fr.111~ Olt;u-a lbiing • CM.,
whh ,uu• llllffl poem, •bom tt
hg,,,n 1nJ dulh I cnn,.-.le 1l,;it
this 1s an 1mr=1ng Ida ,nJ
111 •dJ thJI I ,ornplc1rlf a1•rcc
w11h tkcd,rrn J,lx,ut ,1..,nlnn•
pvrar.· poc111·, rrscrnhL>nc:c ro
,,1C11n< un<l rou~ ,w,,. I thmk
•"~ oh:<ohud) nJ;hl ,bout htr
11.11emnu llw I I u~ hlj;I
11111, 111r • m ,,11111<>0 11 •n, •11
lotm Jc.a<,.,. one,, n;. lhc
p><m IIO\\C\"Ct, whcn
I con 1dct "h) },>ung
n:.,k... W\" !l"lllll!l
dl'iC\)Uf~lJ
"tu' 1ht ra<>
lutton" r,hould
Argumrn1
llccehcno •nick
Is puhltshcd In 1hc
"Devil!, Advocate C0IITIIMJ) FROt.l Pt.OE S
l)OW.C ll't Bcnfkm\ ·~t.-oluu1m'"'
tn 1wn llnc.: ':0-PI ~,l.llwn -'lb
-1rua1 wails,/ llu1 11111 unfum1,llC'tl
1.1-r .. ""~ U\. ,crum1'lhotu t:)C'h,1
JppfCCl:il< f""'II) 1'41 II'> ntlU\' "°'
,b"' f'<""'hk-
f-o( JTISU1n1,;C' i.ontrmp, .u)
romy h.u bl)'.• I) l,lSI uad.: .,f 1l1t
bet thJI ""' b • ~lt,U,, ""
I «11'\ ha4 lti tl,'lt.S m St.in~ .ind ll
$.'tm,clcolI to mc:-th:,•\\} rJI \\ hi
ttwl <In;• ol hnn<(lf, tl,c ,unpl
f.n th,11 hM WNC 11<'~ Ill Pf r,.;J
aloud, ur .u lm'll J.,..,. n,q "' md
~-dc>lrtin "'hm <119k(n ,;1,,. 1
• ,~ n.un lotl oi d1Jhru.11"n "'-'tr
mo;i contrmpomy \'tr>c I do
nOC .,.I< fur • rq;r.-s,,on ,., rhpnc
l1f foo:d form , .. ,hr,. 1 a•k r .. , •
"1)1< 1lia1 ,.hdc "'"' ~nd ctelll\'C.
.. hll.tf(J m LMCi ton ,uJ br.aut1-
I hcttfurt:, I ail! for D
t= n:H>lutt<>n ol pomy
1h.11 will n:J«l 1h,
i,-n,1h1hun ol the
$OIi 111 "'" ''"'' \\111 -k )'OU '"
thr O<llC (...,11h
whi.-11 U.:rdl<m
C<jWll'1 ()l,b
·Con11ni; ,,( Ar;<
11Nn1 in f,t<nr
of ,omctlun~
muslul, ,,.,,.1r11I,
=1hdac ■nd oth
C!Wl-C n01 Jll'M,IIC In
ffl)'\\ol) Where
M,nomy °'''" .cc
uon ol 1hc p;,pcr I
d,11i\ lk>" ,1n .111,U•
nirnt th.It O"Hllm Emily Dickinson win be
the next pom star. ,<>nlcmpora ry
poets hJv( 10
come ,.., hl<l'"s
t-:1kk1 G,.,,,.,,1, Sh.uon Old.>. ;111tl
B111) ColltM ••c g,,::it P<"'~ ,, •
"mln,,01y ,iew· -~"l""' wh1>
r,,11.,...,., rort'> kn""~ tlu1 1hc,,:­
f'O<"' ore rJkl'llcd, .ind 1hJ1 the)
rcprt'S<'lll th, mJ:J1mi.d)n.l>t} <lC
ih, •ri lorm Bt<chcm, 11'1 Lx1
;t;.-.,mhlo an All-'>tJr" ,cam ot
f'O<I~ ,1...,tjtUIMI( lhc ~bn\c m,,11
11,,ncd • b.1111ng t11drr l nr<>rtu,
n.tldy. ob llu: «.,.._m Jt;t\\~ 1,, u
d-II !<'<RI 1lu1 lk<ehctn\
,.-.m J,dn\ "'" the pn1n.in1
rh<) diJn) i:,.• 10 1hc rL1> >011,
I i>c)' ,lldn I c,.:n ha\<~ w1nrung
5t'a.,q>n
l.lurlr llll} J'O<'II< ll'<Olu
ll<ln· ,, ~ng '" h.1-. 10 be., re•
volt ,ljl,ll!l>l 1b, curmu J) D.l.>l) I
will cc,nccd,- ho\\t>CI. thJt "'Thr
R.i,..,n· uul IJJot. l'nlJf\1<}"
huuld hc -hot l'oor 1<',IChlll)I~
o( did<' 111,d porm• h.-, ,.-n1
lll0f\! th.in 4 b Jllomt.Jni; ,rn.
J,,ni-10 1hc thtm,,ny hulldmg.
llU1 I c,m1<nd 1lut hnc, hk< (1<>
u«: llc,:d1cm, c:<,1mpl~ from •
(o&<'\';111111 Jlll'<.) •tlk' rrJ ""'
"'"' uom m,cl1.1d /who'"'' 11k-
111c111<St h.') 1 d n·t1 ku.,wn; an,
mote thJn • hut, n:>!"'ll>ihle for
1hc bad rrpuu1lc,n «>nternp.,.
r.m p.,e11y I~ for ptr«'n11n11
~ ..,u.uiJul..:,,m conf, ... ,klo.11
, hcht. and 01 hc,rv, ,,.. • 1cd ,,,,..,-
UMl\tN
Wh.u I [>rOJ""<' IS ., r.id1cal
m·1>1011 ,,( the ,um:ot d11ra10n
of pi,rt '1 T houll,h prose por U}
tw. pn>iluco.l SQlll~ fine ...,.,,k
II ~rtflC,'1 r<-cl(k)lh} ,.,[ worJ,
hy pir.phl'<L<init :. lliektn,on
pc,cn, 111 ~ 11 "'II ut.c )OU
4<10 v.onl, lo gtl, "'"'' wlu• she
"'" ronum,ni£ 1t tn 2, In ftc1,
l'lck111>t111> t'('Cll}' oilers ~ tt• 1or bluw I, Dick•
,,_n m,·IL, m• In fou, '1)11.!hla
,nd <c"""11} ,_.,ll>b.s me Jn m,,rc
W.l)"S thJn I "nt"' po<'1h~ Ancl,
If I n!Usl '1""1) IO t<\U3tr ihc cfft,1
ol hrr p.,cm on me, to 1hc ,lfi,,:b
.,r a drug. II """Id be «"'•"l cv­
try •uhtly m~kn me qwkc <'1'1)
"'.i<rt.,,_1,,on 1$ nUOll,,Jd
• Ja,;on ~1mms ('05)
In ddtn-.c or ASLC h) 1,1\\S
l'tn ., nutnm.uc .,r l,ind,,.,
M.,,car:in~ I lu.t \\Jnl to Ix
upl11•111 ul1'.•ul "ll(rc I om com
mg from Ahtr midmi,: lh< I'm•
tog, Con torum l.1>1 ""''k I had
tn ,heel. rn)' rnl<nJ,ar IIJ\d niak
~urt th:tt lht Pln-u.~ W.1$ nm II)•
mi ,., pull • Ja,1 ,,nc "n me .mu
g,w nw 1hr Apnl F,'<lls ,'<1111011
•~•I} A,,,ummg liw1 1hr an1 k
\01r fot h) I'" n,,v. sulfr1 d11r
cnru.:qurncct Liter· \\.I> scnou~ I
h.,., 1cn s,mpl• qllCSIHln< lor th..-
ilU1h1."'n 0 \\11;11 Joe. buuxr.r,.)'
mun? C.dh,,riol Nruc . A Thi,, ont\. Olli I.lull \ii \\h,·n, th< flt
cr.i. k ,Ill
fl) !',J you !><ll••kt 11 ,11>
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chc PionL't'r Log. Febru~ry 25, 2005 7 ----Features----
Physics Club hosts 'Take things apart day' in
Thayer on Wednesday, Feb. 23, at 3:30pm
Style Source: Jeremy Young
by Rebecca Goldschmidt
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Jeremy Young ('06) shows
his duds at Pioneer Square.
the dude for .tll ,,.. ,~•Ion, I•
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for J,1un~rng And l'•ul "''"'<I'S,
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Physics enthusiasts David Honegger ('05), Kasandra Jor­
gensen ('06) and Erik Gorwick ('07) dlsassemblo the Internal
workings of modom technology during "Take things apart
day." Tho "day,• hosted by the Physics Club on Wednesday
afternoon, Fob. 23 in Thayer Lounge provided a unique op­
portunity to have relaxed, hands-on physics loaming and
play Ing.
Do you contribute to campus life?
If so. apply for one of thrce $2,500
scholarships!!!
nu: Le\\ ib & Clurk College Alumni Office is currently
ac:ccptmg opplica1ions for the Alumni Leadership
Sc:holarsh,p. Tins scholarship recogni.res and rc\\urd~
ou1,1andinJ:1 students who have dcmo11s1ro1cd leadership.
acll\·ely panic1pn1cd m lhc Le" is & C'larl.. communil>,
and who have sho"n n pmpcnsil) 10 bc ac1hc nnd
suppon"c ai, alumni. II 1s nntic,pai.:d tluit each rcc1picn1
"ill hn"c the opponu11i1y to serve n lc,1d111g mh: h> acting
ns on umblL.,sadnr bc1,,ccn current ,1udcrn,, ulumni.
faculty. ~mlT, and lhc communny lo he d,giblc for 1hib
scholar-.h1p. ynu mu•I be n current hr,,1-)car. :,ophumorc.
or junior u1 Le\\ ,s .I.. Ch1rl< Lollcg" and be considered
m gmld ncudemu: ~,andmg. 'lliree schQlar;h,p• \\ ,II he
il\\,udcd m lhc nmounl ol S:?.500 each.
i\ppl,cnt,Qns urc '"1111nblc in rhc orncc of Alumni ,ind
l'urcnt f>rll~ms (Mc A fee/, 1hc O!lkc uf Ci,recr i\dvi'lng
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lf}on hn,c nny ,1u~ ... 1ion~. please co111oc1 David Fcntm at
dfontm(c, klurk.cdu or 768-7955.
pplicution-" al"e due londny, Februury 28. 200S
b~ 5:00 Jl,lll. ----Features----
~
2:00pm on Saturday night, offe
nlty lo have their professors (such as
th• right) deal In cards Instead of knowledge
ave a good timo. SOFA worked hard to prepare
hi rcplnte willl entortalnmont: from Blackjack,
to live music, dancing and costumes.
the Pioneer Log, Fehrunl') 2 5 2005 9 ----Features----
student trims schedule to
make time for side income
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Erin Engelking ('07) gives ono of her 75+ customers a tJim In her salon and/or dorm room.
by Stephanie Boochem
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Bu.aword : S)'nergetic * Distracted
Insightful interactions with
everyday thoughts
by Craig Beebe
Today, our reporter ponders French toast,
the Co-op, Casino Night and a piece of
grass students can finally call their own.
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:-i.-,. 1lu1 J11111<1rs .,nd ,..mors
\\crtn) cnJ<')'lng thmudves,
11 wll> JUSl • d,IT,n-m kind of
cnJopnem \ft>rr o( " • well
"c" .scc11 1h1, .111 bcforr"
kind <111h1ng, I gu=
(Om, clung !ottn1"d 111
1mn.tmd 1h1s tn:nd. though,
•nd I 1h1nk 11\ pl\'11)' \\ell
known "h.11 1h.11 thing rs
If )'OU don) kno"' ask 1hc
IICJ\1 s1udm1 ) ou w;ilk by, 3nd
1hcy11 pmhabl>· bug!, and
rnurnble some1h111g about not
mill) b,:mg ;ibk ,., rrmcmbtr
the night ell her)
Bur so111c1hlng <''l:n mi>r,
m1crl'>l111g h.1pf><ntd on ,~,n­
pu. 1h1s v. ctk. ~111<:thlng llu1
""' sci 111 .« ln thr hglu of d.1)
and 1ha1 \\Olt't bt r,,rg,"lcn b)
mo,1 people 1hc n,·\I morning
lu .1 mi;,mmJCnt.a1 ncm Im
,urc pruplc well bc ~clcbr.11•
mg m 1hc Strrc1> ,er-. s._._,n
I he, ,c op,n;d the grass ln
from ,,r JR llo\\Jnl llllll1
!nose of"" whc, \\rte hue
bt-ft>rr Ille' Hm,Jrd u1n,1nll •
110111urT1<·J 1h, ,rc-.1 Into u IJ!gf
lcn,:nl,,,fl mud111k wh1th "•
p.,_,-.w <,1<h d.11· v.11h hnlt re­
i:,ml IN the "i>rktrs who w<r<
bu1ldu1g u, our """ monu­
ment to ac1dc1mcs--tlu1>
.morhrr s1or-.·-11ill n:11k"111btr
thr w:& 1h.u 'CU ·"'""' frum
ch,· Hhrar,
\\t m~JI 1h,11 11 "JS ~ llf'C'.U
g.,rh.:nng pu1nr .. m,1 ii ccn.11111)
1, "'" le> >« pcorlc l,1tlllgtn1t
•nmnd out 1h,rc •g.>in Wuh 3
,ouplc .,J v.ccks or ,un In 1hc
fon:c.ui, I .un Imping 1hr sue
well onrc uw,m become home
111 crowds or ~ud,nrs lym11
kntd111g. nnm1ni:. ct. , ond
nw!'bt-"~ cm n."<LUm 11J')untl
th.11 11.li for "' l11ng been ~cpt
""•> from u,
So nm ou1 m rite, gr.w,
Jrw1,&Cl.lrk1 Frnd)<1Urown
pltJI, und lei mr c•1eh )<'U t)·•
lnglnll
h s mu, h bturr rhJn drunk•
m i.1mbhng ro, lake mun<) -Arts & Entertainment-
Portland tacos stand up to be counted Gospel
concert This week. Rebecca
Goldschmidt and her
favorite carnivore, Max
W., tackle the streets
or Portland. looking for
lhe best {or cheapest or
quickes1 or grossest) ta­
oos out there at all those
food stands
by Rebecca Goldschmldl
E,cr;onc knc:>"> 111.lt 1hc be,,
L>cid 111 rC1nl.mJ ,·01110 nn1 Imm
Jn O\irpnctd >IUffy l't'llUl'llOl.
but from from tho,c liulc uuilm
.co11m:d 1hmu)lhou1 p,rkmg lots
,nd b.1rm1 spt.>ts Xrc>S$ the my
llut how ts nno: suppostd
to nuke .in edurJLcd J,c1;11on
on \\ho~h p:,ntruLlr <h.ld< to
thoo<c,1 On lhts m1s,,1Pf1, I pt•
ru~ the downm"n ~n-~ for Im'
me:snn1 1~0 .~ 1,, l'ion«r
SqUJrc 10 heir> ) nu rc..drrs on
)'OUt QIIOI for 1hc bc::,t
I rccruu,:d my umlvorc
lno:nd Mt0< \\ . • h,~ ,auc< ,nd
cheap Meincnn food connnlSSf'Ur,
lo, a meaty pcrspttu,"' on the
,rnmls . .1> nt)' 1·egtwnan self did
DDt Sttm sullimm for the Job wuh 1hc chd Good
lncndly ,po1, but
r'k'N tJi.::ohsc.1L,uc:
c110Ul!h for the
m\mt\'
\Jr: Prell) g.""1
It wa, c>ur fi111 1.iro,
I \\.lS hung,-,., und 11
\\JS IO>l}' I hr guys
tnsldt wc<c nice,
but the lllC'O could
ha,·e h.id more l(U.ic:
nnd , h,·~ II ,lso
)1.1.J J 1111! 100 much
k1111<r
.. C.tOI l'ilint, I/
""' /,u1 5 /,um1.,.,
y,,u gtr lh,· (I' frrt11
l.oco locos­
SW 51h & Oak
I ,.,m tonllln
tn..-o • SU'H,·tgg.tc
or ,,moos mcaisl
Max: Qur
tnJAOlficol l,h I>
tl.uikJll Fo· s1,o· the
""" (M.1., drum,
lhc ,p01 10 1hr left
nf this qu,hty ~-
1.tbll>hntl'nt (K111g
T,-.c.,) I> r>·cn bet•
ICT bul I'm ROI gn­• by Leandra Bernstein
I hi Suml.ty. Lew,. ~ ll,trl­
C.Ollcg, "tll be: h,1ld1ni: the An,
nwl V<"P"I Con«n In 1hc Agnh
AJaug.sn Ourcl The pcrfo,.
m•n« begins .11 7 (l(lpm •nd .1d•
ml.s1on ,s fn:r Thr «mrtn is p.,n ,,r LCs ,;cnts ul e>-cn15 cdchnaung
Bbck llis101l Month
C,ract "" .1gb.1r l Oi). J mrm•
bcr of LC, 81.1,k Stutlrm Union
1BSUI hdp<J ,>rg.ona=c 1hr r1rm
.tluni: wuh Chapl.11n \IJrk Oum-
1')
Uo,Jglxtc Ill):<> .>111dr1115 Jnd
l.xulty 10 <<'mt lo the choir p.:r•
fo11T1Jncc ;md c,pllltncd. "Go,;.
pcl nogh1 is • n1jlh1 tn comr ,md
hsten lo some uf the musit th.11
rt:pn-xm, thc Afri<Jn,Arnenun
cubutt
Fdlu\\ BSU lll<'mh.-r, Cha) It
Androon ('071 cd11>cd Uv.Jgbx,
scnlllll<'nl> •nd >Jl<l ·11, •bo 11
gOl'<i Of>f'<•nunlt)-J grl'.11 fatt
uppununll)·-lor 111<' Cllmpu, 10
"'"" 1ogc1hcr 1n rcm~mbr11ncc of
Black lus«ul)
tnj! '" b.1ek 1h;11 upl The author, hard at work In downtown Portland with a tasty taco. In ptt1•1ous )CJt>. R.t)' Wnr•
rcn. the I.lie ,1nd mu<h odm1rt:d
Dlrttl(,r nf Cthmc Student S.,r.
l'IL<S, h<lpcd <OOtdln.llr 1hr An­
no.ii C ""'Pd O.mccn This 1·c:1r
m1:tnbc" i>I 8,U h,d III uk-, I ht
ltutt.1111< In plJlllllllg the l.,o,pd
Cun«n ind <><her cwn1S E
Chln10\I UurrUos-SW 9•• &
Washington
I com 1onUl;1 111to • ~I 50
(1-tgg1~"' 1•nous 111<a1sl
Max: II was prtll)' q11ah1y.
but 1hc:} d1d111 hook IL up wnh
• prop<r qu,nllty of c:11m<'. I
b<t thctr bum10> •re font.tsilc
1'1(,11gh I dld S(C " h.tp)ly CU>•
10111cr 11\Stdr the siall duwng Int hot S:1ucr also
t> miglny fine, and
1u ,1·oil,1blt In red ,md ~n (11kt
1hr 5051)
Mc: Odinl1cly 1ht ~ or 1hc
d.l1· lot, or chttSC s" «1 lad}
o,01i<lng 1hc "11111011 dchcinu,,
be.ins ,ind rice comtx,. Jnd not Jn
ovcrlood al ltuuct Plu,,, -.ho cJn
53) no 10 A name like lu<Cl Locos>
• •Cool Pmnis 5/ir 1-"'" ud W(OJ
Jc•r the pn<c of J.rl Awcsomdl Mr, Toco-SW,,, & Oak
I cnm 1on11I~ lac.> • SI H
1,eggie 01 v.inou,, nleill5l
Max: This slm ts cheap bu1 u
ta;.teS like Tou1 llcll Urn. ito walk
rtist Profile: Sarah Kennedy
lnllrvlew by laur9fl Valone
l>o ..,1,J1\ \our nanu,
•nd "hC'r, .trt ynu from?
~Jr,J, k,Lln,J, n I f., Ii. I
AI.i:,,J.:a
\\haf, 11 111-.c up llt«<' 1n
Ala~k.tl
ilrr,;h11l>rwl ~hate •. nKI 1 n, 111,,unuug 1h. m s;,o
hi)."" r • , oh1cd
nude'
bt..Mt,1
\I th< bo.1 I bt:rn ""'~m •
,, 11 .. 1~•~ !cv. I ,,irs gOI hou;:}11
t, ~ 10 1hr gi,1....-11Dl(nl l1uyl
pro; .m 1111 ,..-ar Abo tlit ll!b mm fr1gd1t) 1ha1 1h.. bo•t. h, ,c
I'm"""" ing 1h.-c,,n1r11--t bct .. «n
1ulmt lllld II"' ho.11~ I ho:re
somtth,nit odd l\hc,w llo;11111g m
thr-1,..-r 11• ott • chunk ul mtt.d
\re )OU dr.t\\iug )OIU O\\O
ho•tl
\', I .... th.c loru J13"111g 1
t.... 111lul 1<111\ llll5 of
I bnr , our ptuJctl rr
utrs h> K,idl•I.. 1, 1h,1
trud "There's something odd
about Roaring in the ocean
on a chunk of metal." 1111! unJ l 111 ,1,., ur.1"lng
~li.,r hi: ,is rm Einulm
1 br •how, ""' month
.\rc ~ou 11,rv.ius?
, I 111 Jr," n h1l11ng ,...,_
I \lou pc,11~11\ !xi.ii
Wlu1 f«hn1t, ••• ynu tt)'tng
lo l'\ol.d
l m 11y1ng lo wrrwnuo:&. rlliC
bniis 10 trutke thtm m, nu•
ni<:nul Ill 1 o,,ty
So. ho" .,... )·ou dolng 111111?
n .. \I< qUllr I.if);, rm dr.t\\
ug """ iooJli; h1.-.k .,nd tni; tndu.try ' "I ,c II) "'t~tl It
u><"cJ "' be ~ 111c 1nd1mn din
do.-n so do the 5l1ul1 lt1.ltlu11
10 .. ,0 I ,v;uuru Ill bring UI) t
uti ,1b<>u1 h,hmg ond 1hc c-m
""''""" , "di a< f~micd fish
n-me fresh fi h
tl•bor.>tt pltaS<".
In, '"'IO~ 10 ~h1.l\\ tlu~ p0\\l'f t1(
th< boll,, but tit< ~1$ al\' pc>Wct·
k-u .r.11,,1111>1 n,1urc I here\ 4 <(I· \\di I m n.:lll) m: d I
dtinl kOO\< Jbo\,t JJrf\"tlltA
1huugh
\11' ,·ou i;ulng 10 t11111ln11c "llh
rh~ ,ubJCCI ,tftrr yuu gnuluJtrl
, I" ,nl IP Ap.tnd ,m II ,n~
c,rntwll ,.;1111 r,, aJd l"'"l'k
min ,he dm\.\1n)!>.
Sarulu w,,rk "di b.• dl,r/111,,I tn tltc
11,.g,...., C,ullcn ru ("•rt ,f 1loc ~'""
At1 E<lnllll clf"'"lllJ( ,111 \ltt, lf fif1rcn rrc, to Lorn LllCOS 1-ou per•
t:OSO ITHtrdJ j;.ibbacho•
Mc: I ,1<1u.1ll) kind u! 111«'.d
mllk Ill<' nee ":is ,upc, gr,ru.y
hui It Jddrd 1n 111<' fl.,va '-:h:t
healthy heJ~ of chr=. •hhough
l \\,1>11) keen on 11!. hunk)' 11>·
nuuo pie,.~
• 'Cro/ Pt11nts PkMn <>f all
1hr Jlw,, fpr ""' vtruu!ly .,,.,.,,J
foll,,
• L'waithM ,_,1d, fwy usu.illy
handlcd(lhc l,ospcl Conctt1l. "'
we dmdcd 10 >1cp up ""d pock
11 up. Th.11s why "-C brougtn fuy•
family back R.ty Warren'< hn,1hcr
WJII WJrrcn w1ll l:x-.1urnd1ng lh<'
n>n.cn a> wdl .as olhcr mrmbcr>
,>( the WJm:n r.m,11)
All >1udcnt> .ire urgrd 1,, Jllcnd
th" rouccrr o,hllh l~ ,cflllln i.• bc
~ '<.>ulful n><l\1ng expcncncc
Sarah Kennedy's artwork recalls her childhood in Alaska
with romantic depictions of fishing vnsels like this one.
1he Pioneer Log. Pcbruaf) 25. 200S 11 -Arts & Entertainment-
Bad Dates, bad guys and the Romanian mob
Ir. •• funn) girhshl) •Pfl<Jlrng. <••t11e1. nut or th, "''>dw<Jr~ l<J
by Stephanie Beecham ,,;.i unfaihngl) reah,uc s~ l>, sa,0 1ht· d.i> 1n the end
fou ,.111 11n.1~•K' I l,,d ,.,mr mr d,nc ,-..,111mcn1cd, ·i girl Y<'U llul H.,yk)·• ,urpnx II") "'
d1fhcuh, hnd,n,i. ~ d.nc 10 the <Ould pla11>1bl)' gc, om wllh. ca1.1mly not ~rah le.sic.> ~rkrrs
n," thr:urc r1...-.,trc1 l'ruducu,,n Shu aum.:uvr. but ,hes nu S..,rah cpi-, Utl.l1J1~1bfc _.,,or. Mr ll•!!
of"6Jd DJtc,: J plll)• lllllrd J:i lilt ~ P:lrl<cr I has ls J ""nun I IJ)!t) cJlb hlnl ·Th, Bu11 Guy"
,,11e-M•11Un Sc, uml th< cuy," 1lw ~hup-Jt Pc11n)'S, ni,1 l'r:ld.l b<cu= thc,r first ton,crs.mon.
"uh • t.1g,h1...- ,1r '-hri ~nun, Ha)lcy\ firsi d.uc on 1hr <tr.mgcly <n<>ugh. Invoked ln­
funn> "-''>• Jnd PfRPI TUAI!.\ ~cnr 1, • mC>n11mcmJl d1s.i.stcr s«l5 Jnd hes h.inlly jll.u11oro11,
<;tNGI.P" This t> 1lw ktntl of ,, dtnncr d.11c "llh .1 buslno,m.in Ami 1huugh II> lmf!IJU>tblc lhJI
,iutr 1h.11 m.ikc, gu), i.Jm·cr 1n wh<1, 111 the m1ddk or ~ fonq 1111, man Ju,1 ,hO\\, up <'UI of
1hcir ,ncal<crs. Jnd c,m I ,,,..-n\ French b1sm1, blJI>,; lnce,saml>· nO\\hcrr 1hc Ide• 1ha1 well •ti
pantcul.irly <"nlhu.,asuc .1bou1 ;1bou1 ht> ~l<y-h1gh roole,itrc,I end up wuh the Bug GU)> of 1he
the ,-.:mu"' ~kcpuo.QII :1S1dt. Her «<ond d.nc looks l\l-.OO on world l> pn:11y d•mn rcahsuc, tu1d
fndJ)' night lt,und Int' on • ll'lh! paptr <• law professor) bm. un-qunt oplimlsl14: 10 boot I w.u
blur dJlt WJlu>tng J pl•y Jb.>UI fonun.lld), ht<!+')'' ,,n J d,11< with J ll111t Guy. In f.lci,
<Luc, Owugh ,_, don\ see lm'S<' md I prefer the IIU:SS)', b11gg)· mrn
When,,. fir:11 w1111p,c ~IU)lty dJlt,. pla).ed cl\lt on 1hc si•gc. 1)f tht, ""rid Ill lhc Mr Bigs and
tplJ)cd b)· radio pt<><•n~ DJnJ o· H•i·k) dch1~r> thrm wuh nur-Pnnc~ Ch.1n111ngs an) tla)'
:>Ml Imm 105 I thr Bu::), ~hes prrlrc1 comk um1ng and n.ur fundJmc111Jll). ·fl.Id OJI~ ••
>1andtn~ in IM1t ,,r h,r bcdnK•m M) wee 1md I h.>1h fob cnga1,-.,d not Jb<oul (lad d.llei, It> Jbouc r,:-,1l
mtrmr ex;,mlning her 0111h1 Sh.: b) her rwmnvc,. \\hich b • key people •nd 1hc rr•I pwplc 1hc)
pn..-t-«1'- m tlK'. fiDi live 1mnu1e> J«"omphslnncnr for a p"..JL1c• end up wuh I cn«,urogr )OU 10
10 s1np down to h.:r underwear uon 1h.'ll hmges on ,,nc .IOt-.:SS. sec 11, and bnng • d,uc--mt11h1 I
Jnd ch,,ngc do1hrs no bs 1h.111 And "l1<n ,1 nun th:11 =lly Jur.; SUAAest ,, bug &U)'?
rt,1 tlmrl Sh1,: txpl.un.s 1h.,1 ,,hes mun r.nmc.tlung tu her tl.C'-'LS.
rcccmly dl\'uittd-frum J m.in ••n An11ani su11 uf d 1111mc, tl<>n\
\\hn s.>ld 1hr1r foyuLt l<>r fi,c )'(IU 1h111krl diSJppolnL, htr, ""
pc•und, of mJnJu.111,1, no ks;-,h.,rc III h.:r frusmmun ~he suf.
,1nd 1> Jll>I g<lllng b;,.k 1•n the frrs rr~IISlic le1-c!."'°'
J.i1111g ><,me N," h> :.l)' 1h,1t l.\;l() t>.nes
<;in,c 1hts Is, one "om.m•r«>- ,w,cr ltpsc,, of! Into 1hc lmpmc­
ducuon. shes 1h<: onf)' person on l1t.1l Its re,calcd 1hn1 1-Llylcy »
1hr ,;wgc. thoug)l l \\JS 1mu,1lly lhr ro,·i:r for ,1 Rom.1n1.1n mob
skcpuc:tl •bou1 one JC1ress ..-.i<r)'• moncy-1,.undcnng oper.1uon
tng ,ln rnurc ~huw 0.1n1s II•)'· And. nf c-ourst, 3 n1>~1try in.in \Vhen: Frid~•s tmcl
Saturdays at 8':001m1,
Tlmrsdays at 7:30pm
through March 5.
\Vhere: Theater
Theatre, 3430 SE Bel·
mont How much: S 17 for
students IIICJJOCOJm:SY CJII' W#llrlliPO QIIIQ
Daria O'Neil plays Hayley in Theater Theatre's Bad Dates.
O'Neil is also a radio person on 105.1 The Buzz.
Ravi Kiran to play
by Leandra Bomstoln
11,1, S.1\11\\by. \ d, lt> •I ~
llQpm Le" i< ~ CLtrk !>tudcm,
.md IClCUh) .1rc-ln\'llcd 10 J<>m
"orld-ren"" ned mus1cuns R;r11
Ktr,m and !>h.,shJnk for • mc­
kxl1<-:ill1 u•mpclhng .md rhv1h,
m1,,1ll) lnll'k,llt lkrfnrn1.tlllt Clf
dmr.1,ccnJ Jug,,lb.mt11.nJ South
lndun Ou1r. 1hc tffons of Kal.tk<,ndra. 1ht
Pon!Jnd 'io<t<1) for 1111, l'crfonn-
111g Aru. .-1 Ind~. ,11'111 \.11,hlt<I
h>rd \'11, Pre>ldcnt lllr ( .. unf)U>
Ufc Cher 1h<: )<,tr>, ford has cs­
lJhhsh«l • l:1.'-l1n11 and mutu,tlly
llfnrfin:il n:IJ1u>n<h1p bt1\\ttn
1hc C..•llqtc Jlld Klwkc11dra Jazz great Holland leads
the way to Festival climax
Al 1hc Jgc nf I\\<> R.,q Ktr•n
g,,,c hb liN p,,rfnnnJll<t' •nd Jl•
U:l(ltd 1hr pr.:11,;, J11J au,1111<>11S
,,I loOm< .,f lndu, m<l:11 rcnuwncd
mu.u:il\ns Sin« 1hcn he h.1> ..,.
toundtd emu,-14 ho luvc lauded
hi~ pcrfornunces In numerous
prn1>d1.;ils
Slusrun\. cnte1,d the n1LWC
\\Prld l1tf.,re ht could spc.1k his
n.111\'C IJ111,,ua1,c •nd
lx:i:,m pcrformmg
,ocJII) \\l..:n he"~
,ml) mn<-m<>nlh>
,,Id Al 1hc ,1gc ol
"-'· he pi<kcd up
his fa1h<:rs llmr .,nd
siunncd onl.,..,kcr..
with .1 5p.lnhmr..-
'-'11> pcrfom1an,r
':>h.,<hJnJ.. h;t,< 1111rc,.
duccd 1hr ltthnlquc
of n111!11-flu1r lr.tn>·
pu:,cd lmi:cnng. ~
lot) le 1h.11 ,,,mhlncs
lhucs "' d1fkren1 frc•
qu,·nncs wnb 1hr ad­
hJra 5had1,1 uhc kq
n,Hf" uf .i r.1~,l In ur ..
drrto < rrutc ridtand
dl>'ltn<:m•• 1c>nn
Th.-s.: rmfounJl1 ,~ .111 l C siud(nl ,ind ,1 grc,11
.dnnrtr llf hulun 0111>1<, I i1rong­
l)' rr1rnur.1i:r •nwn• .md rHI')'•
""" 10 p1ck up rrtt 11,~cis rn, du,
pafom1J11<< ~• 1hr b.k>k..t<'rr J>
soon ,., ,,._,,_,,hlc l11rn ,,n S.u­
unl•y JI 8 (X1pm c<'mc 111 E,•n•
Auditonum prep.ired to c~pcn­
cn,c J <~pll\'illlll)': f>erfonn.nrc of
r.ig;i,. 1h.i1 "'II b•ITh: .ind dchgh1
\\tstrrn music lowrs and runhrr
v.p.md one's apprt'dll1lon of 111•
r.arun1<"n1ul grmus
acu•mph,hrd ntU>l· _..,_., "'"""IQNI>""
.ian, arc ,on1111~ 1n Ravi Klran will play in the Evans Audi•
th C<>llt)I.< ehl\l\lgh torfum this Sawrday at 8:00pm.
12 1hc l'ionccr Log. Fcbrual) 25. 2005 by Ethan Stone
rm in one hell or• b.1d mood
whl,n I ,ho" up 10 1hr H,lwn t•n
~11urruiy mgh1 for 1hc OJ,-.: 11111
IJnd Qutnm con,cn. Jnd gcumg
1hcn, dO<"Snl hdp 1h, silu,111011
.In) fhc <h>otll mdulgcnu:s of
FndJy mgl11. "h1d1 h,td ~<ma!
• g,-...,d tdn •I 1hr llm<. ™"'' fi.
Nil) c.iuw,1 up \\llh me •ml I'm
tltlut~Slcd To ,11ld 10 1h.11, J full
dJ) ol M1 I food Mt:1dow> t'Jrllrr
on ).11urcfay men, 1h.u O(II ooly
am l din)', dch)-drotcd and sore.
but that 1h<: 1ornl ,,:,luc of nw \\JI•
lc1-lr.11h<1 m,ucrl3l and rollln~
p.,pe_rs lndudcd-wouldn\ buy
ni.-"" mudl as ~ tlnnlnng SlrJw ••
1h. lllhon rhc .-.nly a,,11labk rc­
pnc,.-,nm)' bcdr,,gglcd. dcJe,,1cd
~.uc. J tth~l1111g bonk ol Rogue
Dud C.uy Ale, rcrt1;1ln, an 1mpos­
,1bl<' s, •way And 1~ chn-r} on
1up ha; to bt lcchng sh,nr about
p10rnl>lng the s;imc uck.:1 '" 1v.o
d1lfcrrm lncnd, Jnd ha1·1n1t 10 kt
or...-dt1wn (<(l<r) Uuld
11t< ,cnu, d1>e>nl do 111ud1
1,1 r.11..: my >pint< \\ hen I 1hmk
ol • pl•,~ 10 hCJr t•:: 1hc first
plJ<r 1h.11 ,on,~ ,._, mind Is J
Jolnl hkt J1mm) MJk-,m,tll.
11111m•1c dJrl.. n1.1>hc • bu of
,molu: lu,:mg up 1lw pl.14:c w.111•
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unt:t."'nnbtd lutr .and th~ ~t.lln un
my ,lun I fh<h m>· press pa.-s
tn J fu1lle ;111cmp1 10 quiet ,1,.,,r
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lblh,iom. ,md 11 111)' ,p1n1s \\tl'C
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1hcy·re vn<.'il1tcon1ng ,,n the TirTr.l
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mmd would oil 1h15 p1nk-p.istel
u1th·-c,1~1. gl<1rihrd \\,trchu""" a
gr.md b.lllmom?· Rll\ls or b.Jn­
qu,1 n,om c-h.urs m.1nh b..:k Into
1hc dim b.K.k comers of 1ht Jl)(>m,
\\hetc. or (OUISC' the ,,nl)' 'oCJb
.,re ld1 l>rumbhng l ,h tlCI\\ n
and prcp.,rc for 1hc w,,.,..
Then OJ,c MollJnd wkes iii.:
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Thi-61'>1 S()(llhmg OOlts Imm ~­
,ha )1p1.1g1ns llugdhorn 1ravcrst
the b.1llmon1 und dnuh Into mv
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ncl'\< p,llh\\J~ ~nd 1ny1ng 1411h
Ill) pcn;cp1iun 1hr \\Jlls ,1r 1hc
b.tlll<'Dm ,rrrp d=r .u 1h<: cc1l-
1ng pu.he, up 11110 thc ;h;1tfnw,
fl<n 1hc colors ch.1ng,, 1hc p.tl,,
blue b.inncr bdnnd 1h< .iag.,
de-,pcmng 1n10 a hlw:s blur 01<
fake rolt.11,'t' l1111ni: thr wJlls l,e.
u.,n\t'S l k1~1 of r .. us. c,·c.l"} pl1.l$.-­
lk leaf '"1\Chtlj\ ,., listen In
Sit1t N,bun hunkctHl\'t'I lh<
11bts \\1th J 1·cm.hlc r111e>1 ol
null,1.> bn;1hng lr\lm l,.,tl4ctn ht>
fin~'<rs. punuu.,1u1g the 111d<'d)·
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mnl ,-.,mma.; 111 ch,· mrddlc-ul
phr•=• 1,.,,. qu,~•nnns, tbngl,nit
m,,d1fu:n. SC\CII \\ 1,1rd,s 1\10 l(lo i:rthn w11hout sp.i,cs• Then he
Jb,1ndons punmwuon oltugether,
d1-,unnmg sucam-<>f""ol\SLl<>u;...
ncss wn111111 .mJ boundmi: ,11!
1mo d,111blc-111nc IJui;lucr
Ommmrr ~a1c Smuh hll'o
CHI') n,>lc bu1 1h, unc, 1hJ1 he
sh,)uld, clu>mg 1hr ,11>e<s ,«ms,
a pc.>l)Thy1l11mc p!Jnvuund Hr
S(lll'>s lrrncucalh· over mromprt·
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nnnd o;ccml) u, tndq,cnd~nt or
the i:'IC.lt J.S Im limbo m of t.lLh
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llolhmd, nn10 ill'"'" like 1ht
).IN wpcrvtsor. kccpms ch, k1e.b
111 fin, ,ind on the heat H( b 1h.:
"1)1hmk "'" of 1hr bJnd When
he wl.,.,, ,~ llu1 >.11lW SUf"'l'\·1,c,r
lrclllrlll!l 111 lrom ar 1hc .!,w;room
111 • commandlnit whlSJJCr. u1-
1rr1ns: 1hc l.mgu.11,'< or 1hc gn•:iis
J.S 1hr rest uf the rn,cmblc cno
mi5Chev111u< H,1llt1u1u~ JI 1rn1p­
p1apn~1, nli1mrnts ~rul S1p1.1g111
c1m1u.-.,. the ,pirh ,,r \Illes P.wu.
wl1h t:Wry brt-:ilh)·, .,,-crnp<'. nmc e,m w11h the ilh,cn« of
m>mbonc R<>hln Eub.lnk5 and
s.~11honc Chns rouer ll,1lli,ndi
ensemble I> m,nd-blowini: l'v<
hrJrd ~ 1,1:: 11,·r htfllrr, but
n.>thrng Uk Lill, I <Up <>Ill'" lht
"'"'"' b<-!Qns wuh .i hrad full al
1= ond empt) ,,1 "••<firs !he,
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t,,1,-rcn so when 1he .I= r c-i1•
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md« rock .ind )lt't ,omc u, kcu to
• n,d,><lt< nun1pulJ111.>11 .. r )OIi<
mmd lw ,t I·'~ gn-.11 •
-Arts & Entertainment-
PSU splendidly performs Much Ado About Nothing
by Beka Feathers
1\..-•l"lll'S m3mu1ncJ 1h;11
Mud, I\J.t I\J..,.,1 ,\/ochtni; 1, 1>11<' u{
1h,~ p4)> 1h,11 us ~hnO>l 1mpc,.,.
51hk 11• dn b:>dl)·. Jud I'm gwd "'
bt pnncn rt)\hl once .,g.un
1 ha1 .. nd II w.u on exuemel)
plrus;uu ,urpnse 10 discnver 1ha1
Ponland ~atc Um,cm1ys The•
:un: ,tnd Ans depJnmcnt has not
ootr dofk' <.~pc.,n-~ be.t \In
TO)' op,nton) <t>nlt'd)' \\ell. bu1
1h31 1h..1 lud n·cn 1.11-cn • !>tcp
•"'a) lrom 111< pi,rfomuMLc 1rnd<·
nurktd b) Kenneth Brnnagh .incl
Emm.i Thompwn In their l<l9l
him VCl'ilon, and lo11hf111ly copied
c,cr s11>1:c b) 1hea11u ...:r= 1he
<OUOII")'
Dun1 /\Cl me wrvnj,\ Brnnagh
and Th1>mp,<m did J stcll.tr 111h
on thdr ,nu\le rcmltu"n, 11,.,,..
b no 1>1hrr ~h•~pc.,rc:in pl•>·
1hJ1 lw 11o111:n ,u, h Jn h.>n­
N Jud l,,.,tng trc.itmcm "" 1hr
tih<t ><r«n. o111d I i;,• .,11 "•nn
and lu.:=y 1n,1dc-"'<"l)' lime I sec
II Rut ,\fu,h ,W., l.'i ., \\OOdtrfol
pl.l1· •nd somcnmes 11 < d1s;ip.
po1111111g 1<1 S<!e II> ,11Jhl) :md \\11
nlll>l r.11nrJ b) :>1:1n,.. Jlt<:tnptlll)l
1.-. be Bnnug)t and Ihomf"<ln ddnrs.
!he u.-Jl l'Sll ~n.unl)
,,.t.sn\ h.l\·tng •ny u( th.u D1t«•
1,,, K.lrrn \llr;iW1 1n(usal hu 1k•
hslulull) tr.tdltt<>n.il pmdU<th>n
"nh IJMdul mo.Jeni n-fr=
1h.u Jllt"'cd the Jud1<nc:c: 111 ~-.trul >till bt true to 11, ,,~. -..LS
Jn .lbtuun,hn~ <Ult.:~~ CUMuftk•
d,-..gncr s.tnJra 1<.iulmJn "1«1)'
J~ 1tlc:d 111 ,u,k 1,, ,cm1-1uJ1-
ll"1UI doth111i: "llh tl1< \10,111.1
crowd, b111 ,,·murcJ <>UI bcy.,nd
the Ill' <CIIIUI") fo, .~ n-st of
.Director Karen Magaldi infused her
delightfully traditional production wirh
tasteful modern references that allowed
che audience co admire Shakespeare's
cleverness on a more personal level.
m,n-Slukcspe;ne~ cl" micss on
• mon, per>On.ll 1,-d \I hh<>Ut lt,s.
111g tlk' 5.irJ\ 17" crnnny A, k
l'•'<n 1hc>11gh I "ill at first ~,ken
Jb.1<1-b) ,cn.un clrmrntl.. such
0> th< combtnillhlll of 1111-.: lnU>II'
with • 1md111on•I h•lbn mc•surc
in the m.i,,quc :.crnc, I quockl)·
found mi ,.,If cnJ0)1ng the hnlt
bn ul 1ht mockm \\Orld IILII had
shppt'd In under Sh.,ke,,p<.urs
fhto COSllltnlO~ .111\J~~ lhe
lfl<kl<>l p.tn (\r ,I 'ihJke.pc,.irr
plJ)' t1)1ng 111 bndgt' a:111uno lhe CJ.SI
Doll Jphn (Andre" 541<) Jnd
his ere\\ 11f ,1llLms >]><lll<-d •n
.i.s,011m<01 of bbi.ck leather lMl
m1gl11 be m,m, usu;il in • ltl.1 •
f,o,;o ·,mp club .. md n=i:as
dc>1hed In I rps lllllf,mn, .l<ldrtl
,ultJ\hcr 1,,uLh uf hum.,, 10 .111 ul
rrJJ) hlbrll>llS pl.I,
I ",,ulJ like lu tJke 1l11s up­
Jl<>nunlt) It> r.icnd m) llll'>t
ftn'tnt 1h.1n~ 10 sccnu: de51gnrr
C,lcnn G.,urr !or ,uckmg to ~
nun11ru1ll'1 set l'hcre ,. n<11hu1g
1hJ1 on nnn a ShJl<cspc.-aran pl.l)' "' qu1c kly JS pmung =·
lc,.< Jnd dbtr.l<lln!! bu< oil (l\<I
th.:' "Jgt Mwh AJe1, hkc .tll ,1f
Sh.au,.pr.11e, pl.i)> '4.U \\lllltn
lnr "" ,h11,>s1 ,nnrd) barr 1.,gc.
.md G~uca ,pare hu1 1.1>1dul
b..ckdmps fu 1hr bill pcrkcdy
The ch.m1c1cr ur llened1ck,
pl.t)·cd b)' Phillip Mq rr W3>
plnlculMI)• 1n>1rumcmal to my
<11JO)'m4'nt of the pwy Whlk
ICI")' ub,1nu,Jy honoring the
chJr.,acr ,1, ung1n..1lly \\,J\llrn
•nd M.in<LrJIUII by ,uth gmit•
JS 8rnn;ogh, Mc)t• nu,~1;:<d tu
gwc: hi> Bcnc:d,ck ,; unlquc IOtlC
ti,.., 1n11m:11cl) 1denllficd wuh
Ilic collrgc-agc )ludencs whu
m3dr up mOSI of chi, oudtcncx­
Ewn Mq ers nt151ai«--such as
J la.:epl.tnl lift« d~Hvcnog hb
dialkng< 10 Cbudh>-<cemrd
in keeping "uh the hght-hc,tn•
ed bu1 :,:nm1.,. and ,1hcht ,1ll,
)·oung. chJr:1<1rr lie h.-.d cun­
lllnlClcd I Ir gets supp.-.rt !rvm , 1.1lcntcd
Bc.un,r (ln.1 Str,111.,.,l "h" urh'<r.­
hc: r hnrs hk<: wnhtc pen1amr1cr
b hr, n..iuvr tongur Al,c, """h
~ mcuuoo 1, Ht"' lC..1ml)11 Oc·
l.on:n.o). "ho ts n<'1h1ng hkr the
dcmu1<· f:1<elcs., clurilCter ,he "
USI.Lllly punr•)-ed .i.s 1hc: schcmmg
nnd 1h01'0ughl)' mlppropna1c Ital
lJn nsud .md 1h,1n1uw,I> cnt<'l)'Jblr
Jll ll,c '-llll<
Mu,'1 Ado ts pl.t)1ng 1lus <1<J1111g
ind lom,,rm" <'<ntng •I 7 10pm
In Llncoln f\,rfnrm.,ntr HJII 11n 1hc­
PSU cat11plb. •dnu-.;1,,11 S7 00 fo1
S-+ 00, tf the I:><>~ olh,c lolb m,;.
toke ~ou lar • PSll ~mdcnt)
So. d )'(IU W !\f,'1 "" plJll:i 1!11,
cwnmg, 111kc ) nu""'lf and •n) re•
c.1lc11mn1 lo>er,, \'<IU m1/:h1 kn,""
dO"'J114.,WM ror IJn ~tmn~ ~r wn,
S<hcmcs •nd Llugh1rr You m,gln
''"'" i:•t !Onie u.cful pouncr. nn
l<1,c 11<;><'11"). Jlth,,ugh I rncour-.1,1<•
)OU l10l tu 11') rhym1n11 ·sc:h0<~
\\1th r.,.,1 '
Wlic11: Friday and Saturday. Feln,,my 2.5
mu/ 26. 7:30pm.
Where: L/11col11 l'c:iformance Hall, l'ortl1111d
Swte University.
How much: 7.00.
My Fair Lady comes to Portland Center Stage
by Lexlo Briggs
I tu-. .l!WJ) h"rd .\h fJII
!.WI for 1h. co,ium,,. 1hr ntu•ic.
•nd 1hr i;,.•~ 1s11111nl pnrlt,l)'J1
,,f • W ,-w.,r!Jn- ronl.ind CA:111Cf
<.ugc~ nc\\ pr,,du(tltm IS pn:11)
dlm~.1cuwr
Ah' f~m L.1Jl ts mu:o:~m~
b«-;111,,.. up,:m v1,·w111g 11 I llC\'CI
l\'Jli) <Ill<') Ilk' 111.un ch.ir.1<tcrs
Tn ., I nuc_ht I ~.,111 nr"\'l"r find
Dt:J Doolittle> h,,wllng end=·
ln(t ( ~ .. ..,,.,..,_._.• ts ll< ln,tlh
-.m11·n 1111,, 111f ,-;npc I 11<11 ti<> I
hntl 1 kun lilJ!l:111>, ..:lf1~hnc:~•
lm,,b!,,
.\1 om..-.. Slicny Boun~ Ehn
kffll' un.<un: ol her .ncnt Ob\11111~1) ,n Ank'll<illl, Rronr
\\IC>llcs ,ah,mtl) wtth thr C..1<k-
1ic,· Jlitl LS luxunou<I) ~, h,,m,
v. nit h<r upj1<:t•tl~,s ·'"'"' .,, 1h.:
cnJ In btl\>ccn. hm\<Vrl \\hon
Elcz.,,. under 1he 1u1cl.,gc ,,I ti,g
!tllb, h<r a<:<'fnt k<Ob f,,c,:c<l ,m,1
\\J\Cl'> ~l\\«n C<'nhdc01 .ind
hc.sU.tnt Tltl•UNh her .h:(cnt b .1
hu d1<1ru,tini. her ,,,ni:in& ••••u·
"'"'• lh.tn mJk~ up for II. Sh,·
!,lng_s fW->U>n.1trl1 ~nd I'""'''·
fulli wmm•ndm,! I.mull ,r "'"!IS
•uch ~, '\\,,uldnl II br l nwt1)•7
with n.,_ ,111l111>t.,.,m
Henl) I hggms LS ,.,pc,:,.1ll)
doflkuh to en1u> but IS .11,,o dlf­
hcull n<~ ,., H,, ch.lr:k.1C1 1>
m"nl1bly l'<'IJll"'U.. ,md ,nfuri, .111n~) c,m. cntd h •llv.1)" encl­
up 1hJ1 I k,,c 1,, hJlr him .ind
hl1r 1, lo" h1m hv,1 e,.p,,;1.111) '° \\llh tile (llJ)' HIS ,1ngmg \'Olct
I• grc,1 •nd h,s mJnnrnsnis •re
cuovmung
Wh.11 nw<cs 1he ihm, rx,d­
lcm. lw\\c,,er •n: 1hr scc,1nd111)'
d1,11:1<1rr<. I ,.111 .,I.,•>" fm,I II In
nt)' he•n 11, lc>\c the hcm .... 1,k
Fr<dU)', 11..-pt«nm.,11) UP-} Co,l
011<1 l~t~<tlllll .md 1he ,.,cfrcc
m1n,1h>1 Alf1ed Omhnk
In 1hl, pr.-.duc1lon Cc'lll'l1el
l'lckcnni:. th<· g<Xld-na1urtd <<'11-
11'.151 lo the c•llous I knry I Ilg•
Ill'" h:i ,he accent •nd nianncr­
lSlll> ol \\ mSton Chul't'htll at his
drun~ 1\lfr,-d 0.'10ht1lr, thus
fun (O\'lng drunk.ml fol.Mr I< hi
l.inuu.sly lunn)' Hb drunken an•
11(:) ,nd tmp-,·c d.uxc mo,..-.
•'""''>' h1> nrighh..1r< hue nncr
foiled 111 dchgh1 n1t
The "><1 In ,\(> for, L;./) Is Ill·
,-rcdtbl) dtfrkuh 10 rcprodu,1: 11
111\·~l-.·n s.crcet sec~. hol"5(' r.,c•
c-s, • '"> ,I h.111 .md • hbrar\' The
xi dcs,~rs mobthttJ l\\'<l l,111(\'
M1JlS "' 111< ,1<tu,1l S(~i:,.-S<' 1!1,11
ll,c1 u1ulJ slide bJ,k Jnd lunh
wuh td.,u,r GL-<
The rlk,, t~ m.r~drbk Sud­
d,·nl). 1hr ;.wgc ",,ultl $luf1 Jud
urt., lull ,,f huuulul fru111 ,,:g­
rt.1hlc,. Jnd II,,_.,,.. (a, well ,s
i,c-.ral m,·mbcr< ,,r th< ,ax1 ,ud­
dcnly app.-Jrcd ,•ns<•~ <.h,mue­
has de,icrnded frmn the «ohni:
Then Jllk> ul book.< Jnd ,m r.")
ch.ur ._,,nW1n10t,t J n-chtunit Ct.il1....,
11<l l~ckcnng "'"'Id 1ran<pun th<
scene b.lck i., llrnl) l hggiru\
Ith, ,II)
1 h,, mu;,c lS 11[ ,ourc< JtnJ:•
mg N1>1 ,,nl) 1> ~l_1 f..,., t.,,J,, one
.-,( 1hc gn,-•t mUS1,~I,, ti~ Jrr•ng,:•
mcm ul llus p;in11 ~Lu pnxluc
bun "' 101cn:,11ng ,11J rcfrohmg
lc1>1tad .,[ the IJ\'td1t11111•l ord>N lr:i p11 the ,1tcom1t.1ntmm1 1,
rrm1tlcJ b\ ''"' 111 ,n,-.-nestled
111 thdr "'"' n11n1-p11 111 th,
-w,"<' es.«ru1.1lly J p.111 n( 1hr
SCI Al lime> the plMlst> pl.ly
role< en the sho" On<· i;<siun-,
Jl 1hr ch.1r.i<1rrs 1rlhnl\ 1hrm
10 ll"t .,n 1 tu: -••~r ,,r ,n•ldmg
Sdlnt'Ullt' "hu tntJ tu ludt 111
111.s pll In., ,,th,r plJ)'S J \Cl\
«,n,1n<1ng p.tn is 1hc h•ng-~ul
frnng >en<>u, rntt•lc:1,111. ,ltglnli
bo,rJ •nJ ,.:,,nJJhud h) 1he
mucous. act1,Hl .1ht1\t htm th, ""111nA t> 1nct1'thhl, txh
5-1ngtr prrf1.,m1 "-'Hh iW""' and
cM.:ncmcn1 l\\1th 1hc. ... ,b\·,uu:, ex
CCJ)CIOn or "A>..'011 (.,JVOllc") .,nd
h,l\c lun Mlh the humor wuhtn 1hr
t«>ngs I h~ I> rte; .u~ cr1mrd1, .ind
muskal grmm \\ho \\uuhtnt lu\C'
ltnC'!. Ilk • I hrll' n·ni •tr plJ«,s
"h,rr [ngh h ,.,111pk1rh dtsJp
ptJrs.' In .\men,~ 1hr} I~""' I
u;cd 11 IN )<JB1' lr,•m ·\\ h)· C.,111
1hr Lnghsh lc•m 10 ~pc.,kr
I (111 111,c, e<111ld hm·c d,nc,-d
all ntl\ht
\Vl1c11: Tuesday< and \Ve1lnc<tluys 111 7:00p111. Th111 s­
d11ys at 12,00,,.,, and 8:001m1, Friday~ fll 8:001'"' mid
Satu1•d11)•S Ill 2:00pm anti 8:00f'm until Marci, 12.
\Vl11m:: Pni-1lm1d Cc111i,r Stage.
How muc/1: Call (SOJ) 27-1-6588 for r,,Jonnailau
I.he Pioneer Log. Fcbn.iary 7S, 2005 13 ----Sports----
This weekend is the last time to see these •
Be sure to come out and see these
outstanding athletes off this weekend
at Pamplin as they are honored at
Senior Night T A A V S NATE KABANUCK
JONES(BELOW): THE (LEFT): IS A SEXY
.JOLLY GIANT. HE ISr-----------..--,,-BITCH, KABANUCK
,--------------- AN ECONOMICS MA• IS A COMMUNICA·
ADAM MERINO (ABOVE): A
THIEF IN THE NIGHT, HE IS
AN ECONOMICS MA.JOA WHO
PLANS ON STAYING IN
LAND AND WORKING, JOR WHO PLANS ON
RETURNING TO LIN•
F'IELD TO GRADUATE.
TALIA HRISTOU(RIGHT):
ABOUT TO POUND ONE
DOWN, A COMMUNICA·
TIONS MA.JOA IS THINK•
ING ABOUT GRAD SCHOOL
.,_ ____ _,Jt... __ .JANO COACHING. PLANS
SCHOOL IN CA. seniors
MICHAEL
KtRKHAM(ABOVEJ:
OR
JUST A BIG "X". WE
WILL NEVER KNOW.
KIRKHAM IS AN ECO­
NOMICS MA.JOA WHO
PLANS ON STAYING
IN THE NW, WORK•
ING IN BUSINESS •
,tCJTOI c:aatuY 0,.1.C,UMLO.
Baseball memoirs from TX Athlete Profile:
by Zach Mann
II rn,,11111.ins m~mom; from
k<3> W,~~)- 1hr l!> ol
fcbnul)·-~arhith1 up""
We Jrmcil II tlk ,llrp<>n rarl),
v..11 JhcJJ "' the ilrL,> Jn.l ,c­
rnutcd llighlS 1h.11 re;i;cd us be­
fort l'Jtmg drcp lncd Chtnc,,c
I c,1uldn·1 hdp but 1h1nk h,1w
••rpom "m: the \\t>r$1 pLt<;cs I<>
br on canh I gu<» I l.1tlm h,.•rn
tu lt'<.~
l hdv,d my fm~crs Th< 5\\ ttl
am! ~ur ~1u,r \\,1, still fn:,h ~h
~l.,niw.:h tl1dn·t let me -..""'1 111)
hand, S.11n.:h,," 11 knew 11 " o
f.t\~111! tu hr J long tnp
l I'"" 1uudnng d"" 11 m ,\u,
un 1hrce v;;ns u,hcrcd u ,,,.,.,mt
a dlllcrmt Cll) 1 he unlomtlur
1urroundm~ m,,cktd my ,·tsu.,n
""h blurs ol hl!hl f>:IS"~lt cnd­
k-.,J1 m 1hc Tt\.\11 I\\ lhlQll In
dnd lllll ,,r tl.rcJm.." 1h< rtucl nl"\c-r
cndtd Tht,, was bat wuntl)'
Ont thing 11><1u1 thr Comh>n
htn l> thJt 1hcr s1mpl) Lick c,•m•
l<1n lhc.-bccb ""' ,null ond ,ulT.
thC) d<'nl ha\( WJU'r ,ups In the
hathm('ms, Jnd ""™ of •II 1he
room~ have .1 lm~nng m,~d In·
lcstrd .-..t,,r from wh.it c•n onl)·
b.: .1•1Mtn1td u, M< been a n,eem
n,,.,J fell rnr Im wrml)1
l)ur l'Olltn .__.._. no r,, cpuon
,,( uup:i. k~ ,llltl «.J1n<t1 t<> the ,,cwmg <>I Lue night tckv\.
,ion ~01h1nll nc", hcanng Jtds.
hc111urrho1d pw the ,l1.1p< ,,r the
,1.11e ,,r rex.._. Oreg,,n >«med
hkc • d1>1"nt p;ir.,J1-., sm,ll
"'l'tg}\l bcµn their deiecnt ,..,n,o
my we:iry C)~
MRRRGI IGHASSSHHI
I Jumped 10 m) lttt. nddlni;
my r~cc ,,r the rcmn.m~ ol ,lrep.
lht Lttc Llll\C from the b.11h-
"Inand ourof
dreams, the road
never ended. This
was bar country."
rnom. A •h.up di:v1« known
U• many .._. ., r:w.11 blade ""'
~Ill ,m,k U1$1dt 1m h,md ul my
IClmnutc when I l11ully g<ll 10
him I heel •nd told Chr-11·r Pct•
11•fc.nlw-r 1h,11 1 h.-,d be-en tt.111K'd
by the Awirull.Jn Anncd Forces.
1hus ron,mcmi: hm, 10 allll\\1ng
me to ,sec 1he ·1.bltUjlC
\\.hy Jtd flir? The p11~rud-
1t1~ mtwl bl.Jtlc "cd~cJ bct\\C\'n
th<-soh ,kin <>I 1hc 1humb ,md
fan,fin~'<r "•" c111>ullh tu tnduu·
,nmlllnK 1.U<k•I), hcfarc I u•I
Lip,,<d 11kt H11"a1d ~11 111 the
pnnt '""'· I ,-ncd ,1111 for hdp N<tbcxl)• Clmt nohod)•, th,u IS,
until Slid, \\.111)· bust.ct! through
lhc d11or
Ouggunu1• he ~re:imcd.
~11,rung hi!. '"'"'e1gh1 ,wm .... h
hatk under h" hdt S.:.-mg mt
buckled by the 1ol~1 ~nd blood
coming out of poor Pc11yfc.i1hcr~
hand, Shck Will w;is di,_gusted
\\ r.ip th< ,Limned thing
m lw.c,ball tJpt and ~ 10
~J r· 1e.1Q-f\..'l'. Plb"h.:.:,! n1r
d,,..,r sfommro shu1. l01~11g the
\\<IUlldtd C.UC:155 r .. , Rt)' laming
I rnuh.t """ ,tand •nil as.,cs,
11., J.nn•gc l.1p1ng J bat \\,l>
C1nr 1hmg b111 ""'"S t•pc: .is •n
atllu:>1\'t: hk s.mng dc11« wos
~nothtr Like Shck \\1ll tnlJ u;
11 \\ l>uld. the "hue lilp< w,,rkcd
"''" p<rfc,uon
Pokmg ""' Im >Id~ 01) 1"!1'>
d1tl thtlr oot t<1 stJ} \\tthln th,
,onfincs of tm brd
We lud •lrrn1<1 p;ud the ultt•
mltc prkt for ~ l;t$t( "' gf,l') ht
the Sooth A> I IJ)', I ktp1 itun~­
mg to "')-.ell D,.,n1 mess \\1th
lcXiiS •
TM l~os 11,n, ,m 10 win 111<1 ~
1h<1r {tH ):dmt> c•n lh< ,:rud111J( Tex•
,i. ivotol rnr lruf11J11t,i: tht fi111 g.,,nt
u/tcr the" 1nddn1J • Tlm f11.Juv unJ
SJtor.Ju,. 1h,· Pl,HI(,·" l"''v ut the
llu,M1 )l""h wmrt,~ JI J·e.11""
u11,I II00.11t1 ""rtt1t1rl,
RECENT SCORES
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VS CONCORD!-\ I I ')-9
vs,HLsro~ 111101so~1~11.o
Ml ' S IIASKF lllAI L
vs. 1 r,rn LD L 101.•r
14 1hc P,onc...r l.1)g, Fl.'brual) 25, 2005 Sl ll I BAI I
vs. co:--;coRDl1\ 1~-;.1
\X'OM l•.N'S 13ASKl:. IBAL L
V~. l.lNI l~LO l~'O••ll Nie Beaudoin
by Stephanie Beechem
Major P,,flrlwl S<irnttl
l ttnr 11
Hometown Pr"11lr 11(.itl,, ( ~
'-h,-.., sli<,:· \I h.it ~Ind <1} ,run•
tton ,, thucll
!low did you fir,,1 tttl Into
pla>IDS g<>IP
·wh,·n '""' >•'""II" I U}(J I~
u>t ,1 ~rr/ l•,nrl"11l 1..,1 und 1111
it 1.-nnt) f,,tfj "'"""'' thr /1r1nr
,anl rrnnullng I"'" Tfg<t
\\ix,d., Thul wru tlrr CCJ1<1h '" I
~•c..•s •
\\ih,u', yo11< m~t tmb,unss,
lnggoll mnmem'
"Oh '"'" I'"'"°"" 1,hrn I
~hb u Ju,hman la.,t wut di llit
~·,,11h"'('-' ( ,,,,/rrrth ,. (iwnr('t•
,,11,1111" t lt.ul '""·' hmr "'"' 1hr
'""" d,·cl.l, ,I 111 i:n< "" "m•f
1,11l11 ,lo, /,,/arr u>mr<tltlrm
It "'" )'T<11\ '" k "" '""""'"
In /""u ,mJ I"'"' In 1hr 1"11 • •
\\ lIJI ~ ~·tttn bt"'t ,ul\ lu~ for
u, no,kc ~oUtr "orldu~ on
thrlr ,,. ln,tl
1:11 1114
U ro! be UI
ll>\\11<
~ honi~
1d )U1I Ila, t th ,u n as~
':uc kdn,p hi, d,,... 1\ g<lall)
bc11<1 tlun 1hJ1 I
Ou \UU ll,1cn IU OIU>IC 10 !l(I fMOTOlfJl,llfflll.llf
P:,)thcd up for~ gamcl \\ hat
ar1l'1,?
•\ruh lrlll< andalll!fcJa;:z
JanurCullum w,-.1,1 k er i:rr<.<1
0.11111'1< '\111.i..-in,tt I IK J,iz;
ftltlfll~t •
Wruu did you do for \".tlrn­
unc:·, Day?
• (,1,1 Jl"f/1tt rul \II• "ur/, CV
,ruJ ""uhrJ ( h11t11f111 • 5hr 1, o
frui;~ John11_1 C\-pr J•n ""'' I '""
hrnch c,,ht,h J '""'' hr-.•tanr w
J,r>l, bur 11,., J:ffJt (,Im c'trufl
fllJUffflfrrflU •
Do , "11 ~""" lot '"d ;m
&"ll••~l•l•tl 11hlm1• ltn,..,,,
• r,. '"' ,, ... '""' ,,,, tlu r1 ..
log. s, ,r,1hlng 1, uh ,ho/11 (j;1•f/
( fuh 111111 ,..,11, Ci; •fl !:>,,ff, th<11 ,, -
\\oul1.I ~"" put 0111 fur• f.a.
mou, golfer•
'-Jhe t..ulb 1 SO<tt• ho!! In .,
I ~nbc;,t n 'quml<111.m<ltll II
Other than 1h:11. IM l.l'GA 10111
1$11'1 C!U Ii) l.tlCllHI I rd 111\ft.ld
"' ht>t ncs.; ----Sports----
Lc freerider takes sixth at New Mexico Extremes
by Anna Rodgers
U•n• ~mJllwOCld 1,)7) mJ)
h,,r br.-.:n ,1<1mg s,n.;c ,he wo.s
h"e )cJrs uld l>u1 ,t~ 1111•
li3I txp<rl('nC<:S on 1hc slope,,
,.-,re 0<11hinjl ,omp.ucd "' 1he
N,., \lrxl,o Lxu-.:mr r rttridc
Ch.11np1un>l11p lh.tt ill<' Jtt<u<lcd
urhcr 1hu )"" "FrttnJe" .,nd
·e~U<mr· ,k1111g rdcr, u, big
nl<lu111.11n ,kung, n<>1 park slo­
mg • sJ)"> Snullw '10d And t kc
IW<' l)'])CS rouldn\ he ony mol't
d1!1en:111 In p•rk slmng whrth
15 w h.11 mO>l ln-c skiers p.1nr'1•
pal< an, thrn: .,n: nu 1«~. R)lks
:md dJlfs on the runs In frttride
skung. ho11"'"'• 1hesc t1bjc-cts
.,tt dubbtd •rrn11,rc~· •nd :m 1hr
main 3111.1Ctlt>n, .. r the spon
In f,ICI. lhllS<" r,.1utt> Jtt
key" accord1ng 1t1 ~m.allw.,,'11
E.>-m,me sl-'1rn .,re Judged <:>n
h"w m,,ny ftJlurcs 1hrr n11rmp1
a, "ell ;is '1)1e. llu1d11y, control
,,nd II~ d1fficult1· llf lh< hnc 1hat
t~y nm In t,ucm(' slotn1,t
th<t< .tr< fl\c Judg,,,. "ho S<Ott
"" .I ,..tie ,,r one 10 ttn I h() 11ll
grl l<>g<lher Jnd Jward J "ngk
Upcoming
Pioneer
Sports
Men's Baske1ball
kbH
\'! C,,,,•ri:c l·<:>x
ir('Nrwb11rg
S'llllpm
f rb 2fl
, > Pugrt Sound
@P1111111l111 ~f'<'ll, l~ntcr
ti (l(lJ,m
\\/omen':, Basketliall
fcb. l'i
• ~ l.<tlr!r;C l n\
411Nc\\ bur
6.00prn
l'tb 2o
V. 1\11,'<'l Sound
Cl'P.,mphn ~pnns (.cntc
b IIOpn
r eh. !'I lb
,., :,unpson
4liHwi,,n c...mpk•x
11 am ,,; lrn,
sortball
Feb 2(\.l1
a.r,11.1! CIJ5S1C
'1'Slkm
tell 2J
,; C.corg,: f,,,
~•1.C kn,ns !1u111c
)ll(lpm • hnc .elite .,nd 1hcn u.h ,ub1111is
thctr own ""'"' lor c.1, h ol the
Olhcr dcmcnu A bol,h..-d 1.mdlni;
rould I,,_,.,,,~ sl<,c~ comrul score,
"h1lc a cr.i,h could tower both 1he
corurol .tntl fh11d11yieo1c,
~ln.:c wtnru:rs u,-ba.."'d on
"''""' and nPI lime lr«nde ,k1•
tng IS n,ll a r.u The: re b J un1c
l111111, hoWC'\cr ~m.tll\\ood ntlln
"1l1cn:> nn tJCIIII! .1lx>111 II h> fU>t
)ou and 1hc mounwn • Al com·
pnmun.,. slocrs """' sec 1he11 <'P­
poncms runs so 11, between ,hem
Jnd 1hc slope
llc!t:Ju.,., fn-tndr skung 1> ub<>Ut
st)k, ntl( <jX'td. the JblUt) hl
, h-1hc ~ lln< 1> kt) Sklrr,.
wh<> tJkt on the l,ude>1 lc,uurr>
hu1 J.,n, ,on1plc1c thc,11 .a, clunly
w 111 nnc '""" .1> high \'t1u 1tuy
bt the bc,1 ,Juct, bu, ~'(Ill re deli•
mtcl)· 004 1hc bc>I compe111or s:i)"
Snullwood ·11 ry Ill skt wuh mi,n,
comrol ~nd mllre •ggn,ssivtl) on •
less difhcuh ,1re:1 •
llxtt \\'ftt 30 wo111en .md
108 men ,ompt111ors JI th< New
\lc"1co E><ucn1" Frcc:rldc C.h.1111pl•
.in,,lup ~mall\\ood pl.1-cd ,1xih
.1moog the "umcn Ha bm1hcr
Jru! ro;ich J<>e). who JI><' «>m•
pe1cJ, pl.1<cd hf1h Smllll\\ood
run thm: Imo ;11 1hc compc11lll'n
On the r, ... hru-~e scored a fi\'e,
Thool(h II sounds lo\\ ,tie lur,h,si
scurc Jmong thr womw \\'IS., su,
St,,, e.1mcd J six lln hu second lira,
,nd ., fi,c on her third
The ls,i line, I ,kltd wa.,, o,w l'lf
th~ 1111'1>1 cmpc,wcnng tlimJ!) 1\-c
\"\'ct d1111< Small" ,llld dctlucd
She >IJncd out .u:t1dcn1,ll> K"'
,ng down the "rong chut<· 1h<-n
rc,~hud th.11 the Jud~ "ouldn r
,ec her O\'CT 1hcrc So sru, 1um<d
.11c111ntl ontl 1111..cd b.1,k up 1hr
$lope II) 1he llmt ~he rc.t,htd 1hr
top her leg.. W<ll' ,l<'hln)( llut, .L<
Small"ood ',.I)'>, ~kttng IS ·IJ()<l,
m,•n1,1I and Ill~ ph)sl.:al \',,ur
l<g> Jrt• .1th111i: .,nd )<IU kd hk,
)•>U C">n\ Jo mother tnch bu1 )'tlu·" jUSl 1h1nktng th,11 fou"
;II) <.tn dt♦ II
A, ,hi: >Lined d,,wn the cc>r•
re,t shnOI ~m,ll"!'Od rcoh,cd
th~, she now h.,d no cl1.1ncc .-.I
rnakmg II omo 1ht-podium 5<,
!>hr drc1drd Ill drup ,1 30 f,,.,, d1IT
Nonr ._,rthc wonlt!tt .11th, C(U1ll)\:•
111lon lud yet aucmpteJ this fca•
1111< But ~nallwe1od d1dn\ \\Jnt
10 lt.i,.., 1hc compc1111un 1htnking.
Man. I .J,.,uld\ e 1,'<•nc bigger•
Her l;t11d,ng w-.. 11.u ->he: landed
h.ird and hrr kntts amc m10
h,:r dt<~ -hu, she, d,dn\ ffJilh
Exm:mc sluing pushts you 1a do
tlung, 1h.11 you wouldn\ nom1ally
dll." :iJ)'S 5m.~h,ood
Sm•ll"ood tmtll!I hJnl to lnl•
plll\·e hn ,ktll, She ,pent w1111rr
break ,n \\')11m1ng ~k1tng.111tl hit..•
tng 1hrough lhc SIIU\' She .ay,,
Jbout her 1m1111ng. •If )<>U rc•II>•
w;im to ,ucc.«d m sc>mcih1ng. us
rc•lly n!'l talent It> 1.,ldng '"'""
10 11,,,cn 10 )'O\lr bod) and \\hn,~
bcst for 11
SrnJll\\ood~ bm1hcr Jnc). "h"
,. Jt.o ht,, <<>,ich, b her nuln role
model llo Sll<h J lo,c.1blr guy
she SJ)" Bm he ~l<c> ptishcs lie,
10 mil he ,1fr.11d .,nd ul"~Y> simc
I<' do h(r best When 1he)· ~m,-cd
.11 thc ffl<'UOUln In N= MCX1CO,
he told hrr u, hake up ti~ venue
15 umts !>he 100k up the ch31·
Ieng< and hiked 11 16 tunes
Sm.,llwc.1\ld ,1bn l<lc,~ up
Ill Lyndk) D)cr. • fanlt)US Cl<•
irrmr ktrr -.,1h •,,,.,nsur,h,f"
from h.::id 10 fool .i.:cordlng 10
~m.llM>ud She RICI D)~r ,ll the
<llOl[ltllllOn, bul dtdn l rrahze 11
""" her •• fu..i O)cr c.lm( up
l\l Srru.11\\000 ~nd a.sktd ,r <hr
C11t1ld mk up 1ht, m"unwm "nh
her The) talked JJ1d II w.is,11
111111I bier 1h.11 Sm.111"'""' •~d
D)cr "h.ll h<t nJrnc ".is 111"
'"" spent J h>I ul lime 1e,gc1hcr ,u
1hc wmpclllllln Thcr pt<:l..cJ ,,ur
lt11,:,, 1oi:r1htr, .mJ "hen S111Jll,
wuud, w,ggl~ hn>k< 0-.cr k1 hrr '"'10 ll'UUIO w.t..0N:
Claire Smallwood takes New Me.xico with her everywhere
she goos, even the skl slopes. Her Annada skis sport a "Free
Taos" slicker protesting Taos Ski Resort's ban on snowboard•
ers. The painted Zla symbol, gold on red, Is found on New
Mexico's flag. The 16 rays represent the four directions, four
seasons, four parts of day and four divisions of life.
burro" hrB She was JUSI a>
m1prn<ed \\llh OI)' <ktmg.b I am
"''h h,r , ""l • Sm.,11, .. ,.,d
Th< NC'\1 MC\ltn frtcrtdr
fatremc CJt,m['lt11""11p "·"' 1hr
(111,1 '"'"'"'" ,knng rom(Xllll""
1h.11 Sm.1ll"ood hJ, .,,mp,!tcd lo
h\11 she pl.m-. to cuicr 111.111) more
an ,he futul\' Her ~OJI L, 10 bt
hrs1 In 1hc w..,rld Tour fuuls ,n
Klfk\\n1,d CA \\hl<h Jrc l11·1'1 m
,\pnl ht 1,Mtllt1n to the p,.,,.tg.·
.1nJ h<>m>r, the "111n,r .Ii,>(> tt•
l<l\'b S6.0l.10 pn;e nll'llt) pcilllon In NL'\\ MCXJu> fnr ""'
r,ru.or,,. Sitt'\ from that '1.11',
•nd she "•n•cd 111 pnl\c 1h,1
NC'\, Mexico can pnxltu;t 11151
.i, goc,d ,,r skl•r. a,, AlJ>k.&. Ut.1h
and nt hrr ,t~I<> n111rc l.nn,,u., for
1hc1r moun,1111» Also. b..-uu,...-
1' Wa) hrr hr.-t cHmpc:1111,m ... hi.'
w;uned 10 hnd I\UI hnw "di shr
111<asurc:d up ,i;.11n>1 Other ,locr.;
anJ 111,\\ far sh,· h.t:1 lo gu to be
<>II< uf tl1< be>t lo the ""rid Sli,:
"'Y• \\llh a Nn1lr, 1,, got t long
uay '"go• Bui ,hr, Jln:,1d) W1'll
1111 her W,I\'
Swimmers flop at NW championships
by Lex.le Briggs
13(,(h \\omen, 1nd hl<IIJ sv.1111
l,'.lm, 1,,ok St'\'<nlh p!Jcr In 1he
N,,nh\\nl t.:onl,n,n<r Ch.1m•
p1111.-h11' hdd rcbwri· 11-1 l ••
Pugc1 '.'<JUnd
!>c', cral 111d1mlual twm1mcr>
put 1n 1mpre-.Sl\1' perf,,ml.'lllo..:~
Th ·tt>.1 1.lk.,nsh ( 07) plJ«J
,.,1, tu 1hr 100 h.1d,..,mkc wuh
• um.: ol I Ol 11 .md lhlnl In the
200 fn:~~le wnh II ttmr ,,r 2
00 2b, Hllp-li,·c llnlC In Ltwh &
c.L,rk ~\\ ,mining hl>IOr)'
On S,llurd,1); Fcl> II. •ftcr
hmshmg fihh in the prehm,. IJn,
t,Jn,cr ('06) km..:ked .1rn>1hcr 02
>«:onds ,,n her hf11 !rec umc 111
lintsh fifth In 1l1< rvcn1 \\,th J
H 9$ JUSlln 1.,..,1nn ( (181 Jlso
.r.i. k<-d th< '"P ten In 111< 'kl free,
fanbhmg mnth wuh ., l2 i l, l
ol • snund fi.,urr th.m hL, s«d
11mc Howc,cr Ind•>· S.1\1 th<
ICJlll ,,c.1re f,,r 1hr r,on«r> loll
.r1cr dl'-(\\l.lhfiw110,u 10 the nied•
ley nnd free n:IJ)'S for the wcmcns M)fC)cx:untl'f'OI IICQ.I~
LC Men line up at the blocks at the Northwest Champion•
ships where they placed 7th along with the woman's team.
Thoir season has ended but training wfll continue soon.
1h1nl m 1hc I CIC.I h.i<'k .. ,,h a
SQ 81'>. c.immg h,m.sdr ,I SIX'l '"
1hc ,h.1mp1on,l11p '>cuurdJy n11:h1
l.1w1un h.1d b.'Cn \llll mos, or th<
S<e,1'dn with 11n tnJul) Jl\tl h.id
<'Ill) «•mp,1td In "'" n>nkt<l1'I'
du.,I mc,·1 1h1, -.C:aS<lfl th,· Pin•
11\.'C~ r,n.,I "'"'1"'11111•11 ,g.,ul'1
\\ llbnM:llt twn \\<C~ .1gn Mts 11111< ,il,o 1, " 1up-1i,·r In th~ I.C
r,-c,ml ho.,i.
In the ~.llur.J..y c\Cnlng -.($>
NOil$, l.1\\ton dropped 67 off
In, pn:hnunJ<) umc 111 1hc I 00
b~ck:.troke, bm>hanR sc.ond m
conftn:occ l.lw1,,n;. 50 ll 15 1hc
fnunh la,,tcsl Hn1t In s.:hool ht>•
tur, Ul.Jn,h hnl.shcd >1><1h 111 1h, 100 Ire with .1 l lll I> 1h
fl'lunh-f,blt,,t lllll<' In s,;hool h1,­
l<>I)' .md pla<nl hfth In 1hr IOtl
lud<.-.tmk< .-uh J I 02 n7
lln ,un<lay m<>rnm~ 1hm;:s
ltXiked up for 111< r,un«r,
Ltk.,n.~h woul\l be ~" 1111n11ng m
the 1.h.unr1on,l11p b.-.u Lutui:ln
In th< 200 b.:i<k, h.1'mg q1L1hfitJ
..,,,h" 2 15 bO, th,· lnunh r.a...,C'Sl
Umc .11 the-m«l n,, w.;1mc11>
it.1<l Im-relJy al,n Jtd "di s«d·
1nr thcm,ch.-. thtnl Ill 1hr dum
p11msl11p Im,!
<ln Sund.a)
P1<1na:r< ended ,,..,n,ng 1hr
the .-111fcrcncc
,h.11np1mbh1po \\llh h"' mnr.:
tnp-..;x finishes lhrres.i Uk.irt.>h
1,w,lt hfth in 1hr 20.) l>J<.I,, ., uh
a 2 H 116 TI1< w,,m<M 400 frt,
rela)· tram. c<1mpn!>t'tl "' ui...,.
bh, lull< frJnlchn ('051, lti)1.hrl
\orrant<'n ('Oil) •nd him (..i11S<r
l1111shcd founh \\llh .1 3 ➔7 ll}
Tl1" wmnrn, team hm,hcd
the RICCI ,111d the -•n pl.,.,n.:
SC"'rn1h 111 conftrl•nu· The nk't1\
l<Jnl hnl>hcd In SC\tnth pfJL< .b
"di
the rionecr Log, Febnmrr 25, 2005 15 --Publick Occurences--
bVbNTS I-OR PUBI.ICK OC'CURENCES ARE DUE AT NOON MONDAY OFTHF. WEEK YOU WOULD I I Ke YOUR E\ ENT l'UBt ISIIED.
SATURDAY
FEBRUARY 26
ASLC Hvl.1w,-Elcu,on
,\I) fJ.1y
South Indian Flu1c
Performance
Evilm, ,\uditorium
8:00pm
SUNDAY,
FEBRUARY 27
\SLC 1:.lcuion R<"suh:1
Posted
t\S LC Offices
12:00pm
Pocl11ck in the Park
Downtown Ponlnnd
2: 15pm
1\ n n unl Gospel Conccn
Chapel
7:00pm
MONDAY,
FEBRUARY 28
f)hysics Colloq um:
Non-1,inenr Abwrption
on Capillary W:,veguiJcs
Olin 20.J
.J:00pm llioChcm 1.-.•, 1ure:
Th.-c~ntr.,I Conirnl or
l:'.ncrgl' I loms'OM,l!lis:
Dr. Roger Cone
.J. R I Iowa rd H,,11 135
4:00pm
Pionce, Log S1a1T
Mcc,ing
l'ionecr Log Offices
5:30pm
TUE DAY,
MARCH I
C."lrccr Advising Work­
shop: Securing an ln­
tcrnsh ip
Alhany 220
12:30pm
WED ESOAY,
MARCH2
Road 10 Wellness Ben­
di1s nnd \Vcllness f-air
Stamm
1 0:00ilm
8,·own llatr-The Legacy
of th,· l::x,con V,,ldcz 011
Spill
Olin Chcmim:v Lounge
12:30pm
Come to the Pioneer
Log office Monday, at
5:30pm.
(We'll bring the whipped
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