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Volume 69, Number 11

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2004-12-01

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Lewis & Clark Colleges Student-Run Newspaper
Volume 69 Number 11 Friday December 3 2004 ·n,e scarics1
place on
P:ifotinc: Hill.
Fc::uurcs
P:tgc: 6
Students struggle to keep up with tuition costs
by Leandra Bernstein
Doug s,egd ('06) ,s a fon:ign
Lmgu;igcs m.11<>r Jnd one or the
m•ny l.rwD-& ~rk studcnl5
ll")'lng 10 ktcp up wllh IUlllt>n m­
cn:aso Slcgd Is c<>n«mcd o,·cr
1ulllon = tha1 na,·c mcrc:i.,,,d
C,% over ~ )~" ·1 1h1nk h's a
bunlcn." Stcgel said "Pc11t1n.illy.
I don\ know when: JI! 1hc mcm•
ey is ~mg or whether 1hc ex• Jll!"5'S an: JUSUfa.tbk." As college
1u111on co,,u rue £:i.qcr 1h.ln 1he
n:&llOJUl tnOmion rn1c. 1ltcn: in:
nun)• siudcn11, who ,tum: Siegel\
fcd1ng,; when he Sl}'S, ·1 Jn.1). nol
be vtry well mfonne<I nboul this,
bu1 1 1cnd 10 1 hmk 1lu1 the school
as money-grubbing.
Though some members or
1hc Colkge,-<tudcnts, SbtlT or
facull)"-""'Y 001 cndot5e 1hc
pmalcc, LC cannot help b111 take p.m In the bu<mcss or ac,1demi,1
'Theres the coml"'ution faaor.
<aid Robcn Nnycr. Outtsnr Ql
Op,:mtlng •nd Capluil Budgets
We look JI comJlGlruhle s.;1\4,ols
fllkc Colorado College. Reed.
\\'ll~mcnc. or Wh11m.1nl •nd
somcnmc,, we b3sc our Increases
on <XlSUOg DICS.
h should be no1c:d 1h:11 LC
Colltgc ls• non-profa11rismuuon.
dep,nckn1 on doiuHons givrn by .J.umnl ~nd chJnlitblc bencfoc.
tors Thdi: gjft.s, plus 1uu1on ltlld
other su~1dt1r)' Items, make up
the '"'"I n:,·mucs broug),1 111 by
1hcCollegt.
Sm« 2001, LC\ ,1nnunl n:v~
nucs ltlvc conslSlcnlly c,.cccdrd
onnu.il cxpcnsc; In 2c»I the
College~ 100ll rc-·cnucs rc:>chcd
S 115 million ,-crsus S8 I l mil•
Uon 111 opcmmng cxpt"n.= Wnh
a dllTen:ntlJll left of approxun.itc•
Howard Hall to open for 2005 classes
by Craig Beebe
Wllh ,1 pt.n 10 he opt"n lor full
1L<;<e •• the stan of the Spnnit SC•
mnicr. 1hc ,'(lnsuu,uon ol H<>w•
,1nl H.111 connnucs, ind tll0$C in•
,-oh-.:ci wuh 1hr project Jn: mady
u, h,wc 11 <1pcn
Its going to be• gm,t build
mg. ,...,d 0Jv1d L1geo<m of Fa•
c,11110. Scrv,c,:s. who has been
do,;c 10 1he ronstrucnon from
lhe beginning
Colle~ ll1er111un: ha, IOUlcd
the pn,Jc,;t!< cnvin,nmcn1.1l 111-
cus ,1nd 1hc pl•n Ill have h be J
Lisung >1ruc1u1c on c:ampu, from
the hcg,nmn~ II'• 8'""810 b,u
hundred yenr>, • l.llgaon "1td
Studcn1> -.,II be i:cumg 1he1r
ftr..t ch.in« 10 look ,11 1hc hu1ld•
mg on Dec. :I. when 1hc: doors
wtll he Op,!O for tours as p;in of
1hc Cuili:gfs HoU<Lly G.lln w,-ck•
,nd '.-tudcn1 le.Ider> v.crc ex•
,ntd 3b,,u1 the pMpc,15 of the
nc" bu1ld1ng ·1r, going le> bl,
tncrnlibk ,,nd A~LC President
Lmdon M.lSCllrtOU ('05)
Jon Chtng ('07). ASLC. Vice
President of Studcm Aetl\'IUCS,
\\'ho has seen the ,mcnor of
1hc h111lding. s.11d he wos ~lso
lmpn:sscd by wh:u he saw He
pru!Std 1h< bulldingJ design,
pam,"Ul:nly ·,he ""•Y II connros
cld-si.yle IY) Uaguc bnLk "'1th
new 1«hnol<>gy. Howard Hall ls planned to be open Oec. 15.
and feature a "cyber•c:afe." MJ'IOnOWITW'MDff
11 wlll house the social science disclpllnes
The prtlJCCl h.b g"nc through hf we opened 1tJrlyl." he ~Id
The building·, ,1mcnuic,, In•
dud• wirele,,, ln1cmc1, a num•
bcr ol cL,ssrooms with nc1wo1k
ports. • sm,11 ·cybcr ore· !h>t
will rc.uun, • coupl• or email Sta·
tlons and • L1rge pl.asm.l =ccn
Ltlt\'15ton and a copy ctnlcr-a w,ggn Is much more cff1e1cn1,
La~nsa1d
Another inno-•auon 1nsolvcs
1 he building\ sys1cm for handling
llltn runorr Wlter th.u comes oil
lht rwf Will gu tnlO the large
pl:1011:~ ~• e.ich end of the butld­
mg. when, some will be >00ked • number ol dcbys, =ny of
thcm mmor The mOSl n<'tnble
was due 10 th.: dlsc:o,·uy of• de•
bn, fw:ld und~rground. likely 1he
mnalll' uf ano1hcr l-onstn1nion
projco nu, held wa> fiUcd wnh
~os. which rcqu,~d an m•
tensive ck-Jnup e1Ton--1hc ,nfo­
n'l(lUS "bubble 1cn15• or a couple
of years ,go "lc's going co be a great building. lc's go­
ing co lase a hundred years."
uigeson said 1hn1 the College
hiid deb•1ed whether 10 dcllly the
op,:nmg or 10 huny through the
consirur111,n 10 open on ume,
~nd had chosen lhc dcby so
the hulid1ng could be propc,rly
finl5hcd ·we would ha,c h.1d h)
compmnno:c ports uf the pro1ea
NEWS
w Discuss lhe (emale fir>t for the. College
Much oucnuon wn,, paid 10
energy and cn,,mnmcm,I con•
ccms. Llgcson s;;ud The bulldmg
has Jn "de,-.1,d Ooor· dc.tgn.
which k.,vcs J SIX•tnch sp.ict
between 1hc llt>0r and the foun•
cbllon or the building. Jltowing
room for ,m c111.'Ul•non This
FORUM
We need bell curves. 0
u, anatomy Wllh SHAG. Students dtScuss lhe
z And don'l forget about Integrity or grades and
masturbation. academics at LC.
PAGE2 PAGEJ -David Lageson
up b)' plJint.s while the rc:;1 will
~Ink ml<> the Colle!l"• lrrlg.tllon
>)1>ICJ'l1 Again 1h,s ,s • more
clfic,cm \\ay of h.tndbng runoIT.
3nd should S:l\'C the Collcr,c some
monc)' 011e S1udy. e1,ndue1ed
entin,I)· b)· >1udc015. dctermtoed
1h:11 Hnward H~II~ gmun<i> could
be 1mg:11«1 cnun:ly by w.ncr 1ak•
FEATURES
Appreqale lhe unsung
heros on campos. Like
the Trail Room Guy and
lhe Bus Guy.
PAGE7 en from 1hc building~ own run­
off, <'l!Slng some cnvtmnmcnt3l
co~ms.
Snmc fucull)' rncmb<ts ru,,•c
had concerns nbou1 the proJo::1
OM proftSSOr who v. ashed 10
rtmam ,nonymoui,. \\':IS panl<-u•
Luly c<1nccmcd nll<\111 tht ,,fficc
~p.1a, for faculty members. n0t•
1ng ,run ofhccs would be c<>n>1d­
crohly smaller 1lun ,h_ of ,ht
Sodlll Sctcncts f.icully "°'"
Other f:ttuhy i,how~d mon:
optimism, Jnd h.1vc good feel•
Ing> Qbo<ll the nc\\ butldin11,
·ey dcs•gr, u shc,uld be J much
improved tclldtlng spJ« •
srud Bob Gt,ldm.m 1Soc1ology/
Anthropolo!l)·) C.Oldm.tn no1cd
the bu1ldm11~ wider h:1llw2ys m
lhe office 3rtllS ti 3 stttngth or
ll5 constn.tttion "They should
hr mon: ronduci,•c 10 d=ion
!between Sludenl5 Jnd profes­
,o~I he i-ucl
A&E
Oaoce Extravaganm ls
happening lhls weekend
And II IS go,ng lo rock
PAGES I) S33 8 mtlhon, tbc qucsuon re­
m:u~ m many <tudents' mincls:
Whe~ does all 1lu1 nun1ey go?
LC curn:ntl)• IISSl5ts 38 5,­
of enrolled undcrgndwne$ with
lin.lllc:t.l •Id Th( projected bud•
gel for llC.'Q yur accounts for •P·
pnoom.,tcly S 18 milhcm m lid
!oehobr>h,ps. and grams Though
some RU) he led 10 behn-c that
the ru.mg rostS of tulllon may
ScE "1UIT10N • PAGE 2
RDs hired
for spring
semester
by Craig Beebe
The nari)' =ester-long
,e=b for new ~idcnt Olrtt·
to~ lor Plan-llowanl ~nd Co­
p<bnd HQIIJ, w.ai, completed 1h1s
week. wnh the poslHon> 6llcd by
l\\"O """'rn from \1ppos11c cor•
llCTS of the: COUnlf)'
I httd ror the Capclnnd po:
slUon "~ Jcnnlfc1 Cn,wdcr a
2003 1i1..lwte of PJdftc Un1vcr,
'Ill)' In f'oR;<t Gn,,-., Cto1<Jcr
1w bttn workings111<:e hcr gr•d·
u.111011 JI 1hc Chn<llt xho<>I
~ Pord•nd 1.-;ldc:nn,11 mcn1JI
hcahh fac11f1y ror youlh, "nd h.b
btcn working In res1dcn1tal sc:r•
Vices Stnce her nme.,, a siudcnt
ll Pac,hc
PIJn-Ho .. ,nl \\111 rul\C
Sherll,'t Sw:mson a, ,ts ncv.
R O Swanson. who pm1oUSI)·
worked al 1.ecs-Mc!w College
m Nonh umhiu, hns also btcn
Involved in rcs1dcn11al ~r,1ccs
for some ume, sald Resldmc,:
Llft O.rtctor S.11eh1ko V1doun:k
Swarison is working on • m.s­
ters dc:grtt 10 school roumcl-
1ng, Vid11un-k said Both women
wen: psy.:hulllg)' m;,Jors In their
undergr,lllu.11, schooling.
The mill.11 pool ol .:nndtd:ucs
con_<1>tcd of over 50 appllc•n1s
from all 0\-cr six coumri·. V1-
dourck said, and the sarch WIIS
comple1ed No,· 30. Mony cif lhe
1pphe1n~ were !nvued 10 ,,s,1
<.tmpu.< dunng lhe sc,,rch. where
they me, with student> and >11\lf
Vltloun:k said the l\>O wQnlC!n
v.nc looking forw.ird 10 1hc11
new Jobs and hnme. hen: "The)•
arc bmh rcully cxd1cd." ~he s.-11d
Vtd1>urck s:11d she, toa. was
happy with the cho,c~ "These
:in: 1wo ,-ery cool people, she
said
Thc two nc"' >1.1rT members
wlll """'C 11> umpus )lmU.ll')' 3,
for a coupk or weeks" 1m1ning
before 1hce ~n of the scmc>1er
e«a= of 1hc L11cnC>,!, of the
dcciSlnn. 1bc) v. (re nt•l ,w;ul•
~bk for rommcni bclon: P""""
umc, bul \'1doun:k ._.,d mo,c
infomuuon would be J,~1bhle
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[Tomi Mod1,-iculcr b \'Cl')' open. 10 USC 10 mcn:.a,,c IUITlOUI, mdud- by Christle Wright Among 01hc:r 111p1cs, LC SIU
dcms ,·ntcd rcttnrly 10 cncour:igc
I he Colle gt 10 lldopi an rnviron­
mcn111t rCSJX>flSlhlllty ~wel'.IUCnl
3nd re1ce1cd a <.h.u1gc to 1hc dc­
C.uh \\Cb brow>tr on l,tb u11n-~w.o,rcna: said 1011 1ht: comlnwuon of mforma.
pure"
The de<.uun, conduc1«1 cn­
urel)· onlmc. ccmsiStcd of 1hrcc
non-binding poll;, and one tnllu-
11\'c--<Onccmmg Ille w<b brows­
cr-1h;11 ...,,iuld ha~ had ommc•
diate clreas on 1hc school hod 11
p;issed, A5LC Prcs,den1 Landon
M"5Urcn.u ('05) satd
The 1hrcc poll quc.llons
conttmcd whciher 1he College
<hould pun.tw.: .i color copier,
whc1hcr comrnurmy-b:iscd IC3m­
ing should become • ccnrml p:in
or turnculum. •nd whether 1he
Lolklt" should Sign an cnvi•
ronmcmal tre;oty 1h31 seeks 10
improve su.su1n.1hilh)' In lrul11u-
uons.
All lhrcc ljl.lC>llons on the poll
p;ISSl:d O\crwhdmrngl) M:ut.ire­
n:a $i1IU 1h.11 the .tudcm~ ,,pin•
100,, v.111 he hc:ird #nil J),1:,><d on
10 adm1n1Sl muon nlhoab. wl\.,
will consider 1hc ,de.is funhcr The ml11.1usc question, which Uoll,l) c1nrul:,, ~nd more •'IStble
would have ch.tngcd 1tu-defauh publlc11y
web hniw"Ser on wmpus com ASLC El«uons Commb>lon
pu1c,... 10 M11:11la Firefo,, fa1kd ch.air S1err:i S<:lp ('ll8) 5'1td ,he
n.irm"l)· W'll~ •d1:,hc.mcncd' b) 1he lo"
Sp<>tlO<>m! by • Mudrnt, the tumou1 bu1 nellcd 1h.11 11 was
bro\\:scr swnch W1li hoped 10 cons,del1lbl)• higher 1han IJSt
make ClllTIJ>US computers more <pnng~ dtt11on
secure lnicmc1 faploru, 11,,, M•=rcnaz $J1d he "'ll> con­
curren1 browsc,r, IS known 10 ccmcd by the opparct11 l,1ck of
ho-, <omc SCC\lnl)' issufi lnlcl'e>I <>f <c>m< 51Udcnt, •Pcuplc
~Lis.:aren:i: said lht>(' <Ire· h.1v,: this 11 dutS11'1 1n.1ucr atU•
II0M wro: •n important ltSI .,r 1ud, h<, s:ud
the J\SLC EIM!oras Comml55ion• llu1 )1( w.1mcd 10 ..-nd ~ mc.s­
abUuy 10 hold cJTc,:uv, ekct1oras, <ag< 10 otudclll.S ·Jlte more peo­
•nd he !hough, they v.crc mi>Slly pie 1X1nlc1p•1c hn dcc11onsl." he
•=ful sa,d. ·1hc more 1hc school wm),
-rhcn: wtn: somcg!Hchcs," he 1hc more 11,,, Studcm hod, wtn,
sotd. mduding • Lue pnnung or Stlp •ir(C(] with tllli scnti•
1hc \'otcr. l'llmphl<t, which he mcru
1hought m1&Jt1 J~,-r nfltctrd the 1 gwtr:uucc li.tudcnt\l ,'Oles
rcrults Wt le•mctl 1ha1 ltsliOII.• wtll mJucr here. ~he ).lid 1"11t)•
he Slid Mil :.« I.hr chJin~ thq desire m
Ano1hcr Issue 1ru11 bed me ,1,,-1hc LC c()nununU)' •
1ble In 1h1~ p:an1cul•t dcetton W11> The nc:,.1 set of clwloo, will
IOI\ ,'Oler 1urnou1 Onl) •hour hkcl) he In fchru,ry, whi:n stu•
>(l'I', of 1hc '>IUdcm body \'Olcd, dmi.s RU)' \'Ole on duin!1C5 10 1hc
mud, l<>wcr 1h.1n ,hi: pc:rl.'rJU• ASI.C ll)'I""• rollowed hr 1hc
Q~ A~I C IS hopmK 10 .t<;h1nc C,eneml rl<'<t•on~ m MJrcb
Reslife promises to de-triple SOA
by Lexie Briggs
Af1<r • long, h•rd ,cme,,ic,
of cn,mnung 1hrec beds, Jhm:
d~ks. tWQ closctS. ,nd 1hrce fiN•
y,-...,. ,mo one durm m.,m, 1hc
founccn 1npl"" ,n I.he <;()A cum­
pkx Jre bd11g dc-1nplcd
·our pLm Is Ont <>f m\ roomm.11c-- and
lxuh f',lrrtapatcd m the Ill!•
ICt')' I d<>n, know wh;,1, W')tn!! lO
haprcn,. Anhur Gra"cs ('08). •
n-s1dcn1 of :,uv.an s.11d ·011< of
u, wtll 1m,h.1bl)· 1110,-r out. l,u1 I
don't knuw 11hlchont .. I "•n• 10
<Uy 1n Stcw•n 1hoogh • II l\.t)'''' ,idcled an apolng)'.
"'Y'"l!. • My SIIUDU(ln ISII) • \'ti')'
,mer.sung '>IOI')' 11, more I mold
on-1hc.gdc-0r-the<up >'Cit')'
'Wt· dtcttlC'tl II) SU)' J trtple ,"
fa.smme Bi.,,h.11, ( 08\ ,.td We
don'I renlly wJnl 10 1110\< out, •ml
11, c.-sltr hl ~•,1) f-ttr n,,w "'" .tit
JII.Sl i;t1rng 11, ,uck
IU cmflly !hem ,ttl
<'IUI • S.ndl U.X1c­
mlllc1. O11~,·1or of
R<-<1denl1i1l Scrr1c-cs
'3id As • rc,,uh
ol pe,:,ple ll'-''"11
o,'Cl'SC.-s and other
fJclOI'>. we h.l\'C
sp.,te In SOA w
dc-mplc mnc ,,r lh<
founccn \\'o h,wc "We have space in SOA co de-triple
nine of the fourccen. They arc being
prcsenred wich chc opcions and will
have to choose if chey wish to leave che
complex or scay in a triple." 11 IIUI h ~ J huge
has.le .,nd y, C d-,11 I
w;im 11> dec,dr who
"ould be the one
h'> go 8cstdts. we
gc1 dlung "di h \
t""l
Though .tll 1ht
1npf,-. ff\>m lhl)
>r=rr wtU be
g<lllng • hou,mg
.ad<ljll.11< ~p;,« lur
1l1<: llther fi\'c cbcwhtre lnc}· an:
brtng presctned wuh tile opi1<,rl)
•nd will 1 .. -. 10 choose 11 1hey
wish 10 lcl\'c the complex or stJ,•
on• mplc
Mel>! of 1hr Students 'bdnl( dc-
1npl«J p.1rt1cip.11ed m 1ht-ht>us-
1ng loUCI') -Sandi Bortemiller
Olh,r studcms wcrr not txpc•
ncnctng on)' conOitl 1n rtJn-,mg.
ong 1hc1r It,·.,. •ru1111<1 their hou~­
mg ,11u.uloos
M) 1oomm.11c Orrw Obcn
('08) I!, IIIIJ\'lllg 0UI Roben 8.1).
er, (1l8) s;iltl \iy other ,oom­
nu1c and I •re $1J))10j\ hc:rc ThDIS refund, 1ho,,c, who
ch= In :>IJ)' rnplcd ncx1 scme:.ter
will no,. so,d lloucm1llcr
lltclusc the)· h•cl no ,hmcc rn
1 ht mJucr. we d«ttlcJ th.ti It "~
1:1nl) fair Ill gi,e 1hcm ) n,fu1od,
ihc s.itd hs • di1Teren1 ,1111.111,m
"11h 1h0«' "h" cho."4' 10 Wl!y
1nplcd
Tuition funds depend on budget
COtmNUED FROM PAGE I
<ign.~I 1rouhlcd umcs lo, '>ludcnls
<cckmit Jld, '.'IJ}'er rcpu~ 1h.11
fin.in,1.11 Jld h.l:, bttn tncre,blng
c:.1-h )·car
While dt<cu..ing 1hc poss1•
h1l11y of reno,smng Tcmplc1on
'\iudem U!lllcr, Sici:d rcnurkcd
hs 1h1ngs hke 1hn1 1hnt =k• me
1hrnk 1h.11 our moricy l<n\ being
well sptnr
(..1ptt,1l 1n,es1nicnL<, hke ncv.
f,11;1l11te<.. and cqulpmcm, ,re Nll
p•td ""' ,,! 1hc Colkgcl. opcr;mng
budget
"The onl) CJ<p<r...es th.11 c<>mc OUI of 1hc hudg,.,t Jr\" paym<nl!>
vf lnlcre,-i 11n ddn ;..otd NJ)'Cr
Wuh four sut,<»l,·c )c.tn ,,!
po,,m, c d1llcren1bls Ul revenue;
and r,q>ell<b, LC can si,-c mflnt)'
on omcn:si J>;1ymcms to OUI.Sldc
,ouru-s and 1,ke mtlncy from the
Coll~•'s dcpm 1allon f1:!,,Crv~
S1udcrus >houltl bc re.i.«urnl
lh.11 lewis & (.lark I) nut •• on m •
Stll11t111n of higher swlndltng. ..­
one >1udc111 rem.irked
De&p1tt l'roodcnl \llch,,d
Mooney; S 10 mtlhon sc.md,,t.
•nd rccem reporo 1h.11 colltgc
prcs,dcnts are Cllmln~ S500.000 .1 )"•" more 1han double ~hch,cl
M.,ancyl. >Jlat'); student> h.i\'t
nu need 10 J&ngnl)" "•n-c cop1es
of "\V,1~ l.abor •nd C..pnal • m
1hc,111
Though 1h, trend of tuition
htl<t,, do.:-.nl appear I<> be ending
•n)11mt sn,1n, •nd new foalul,s
seem 10 be p<1r,p1n11 up hkc mu,h.
<00111). <0llcg,: c~pcndttur.:s Jr<
,111 ntcoumtd r.,r wt1h =nc> lef,
0\(r l0 tnen,a,c 1hc amount (\r 6-
nallC131 ,IJII going 10 Students
A:. lar :u p;,)1ng b.1ck college
loons. K.111e St•ng (07') Solid, ·1
rry not 10 1lunk ,1bou1 II • A '"'" org.,n1m11,,n <111 c•m•
pu< IS i.dklng ahcou1 1he ,,gina
lne) re ,Ibo IJlklng •buul <>tl,c,
t~u<S 11en.unlng '" sexu.11 hcahh
such as cmpc,\,c:nnem. condtmu.
o"l,,1-,rns and m;151um.iuon
l.cWb & Clark, 0"11 Scxu.11
He,,hh Aw,ucncss Group. or
SIUC:,, hosted ,I forum on the
fem.tie 2na1omy <'n n,ursd~) rim
f<21urcd S.xualuy Cdu.:mor ~hcl
aglt Johru.on rrom the C..so1ck
AJOS projcc1 Joh11,on dascu,,c,d
fcm.ilc rcpruducllvc <1~ns and
•05"-rrcd qucsuon, pena1nmg ,u
,txwht)'
The Intent or the forum '""
10 11ddrcss i5su<S 1ha1 nrt r:onstd­
cred ~1boo for -.omen "A lot of
women nre pas.<1,·c ahou1 sc:.wl
m1crcours.:," co-founder Syd­
ney Linden ('07) ~•ti ·1f )'ou're
empowered •bou• )·our :,cxu.tlll)
•nd }'<lU know what }'OU v. anl md
wh.11 )'OU don\ wani you n: gmng
"1 f ' you re empow-
ered about your sex­
uality and you know
what you wane and
wbar you don't , . ,-vane, you re going
co be safer overall."
-Sidney
.Linden ('07)
I.O be s:, k r O\'c rail
t<,hnwn "'""' ~ u Youth
coordmJIOT for HI\; ,1rul AIDS
'-MAl, l,l\l\lghl l<thn-;on 10 ,.om•
pu, }i«;nu:,c ,be L\ J l"iwcrful
>rXl.lillhy .l(h'OCJ1c and 1h, fcrnJk
bod) "'1mpon•n1 m hrr, l mdm
s;ud
SHA{, Wil> rounded b) I.in•
den. Ah...,n Sander COS) and O.mt
Sch .. 1dil'lllr ('061 1h1.< )'C3r \\1lh th,·
moii\c of pn1mo11ng sc,wt ht_;ihh
,md J)OSlll\'e sc.,wl h,,h .. Mor lltc
group 1, ij lnNO> to t:d11c,1c ,md
1nfnm1 h w10 lm[l<>n•n• fnr 1hc
~udcnts 1,, promote s.1fe and 11<>>-
1u,c rnc,.sa1,'<> obou1 ..,x
Both Linden and S-lndcr who
had worked on IIIV Jnd Aids pre•
\'cnuon ,duc;111on tn high school.
were dbmrbcd b) 1hc rrsults of
~ h<•hh su"'1' 1akcn b) lx.m
uf Sludcm~ John Eldndll" 1w.,
~rs .,g,,
nacre w.1> a high fl(rccnwgc
ar .iudcms who d1dn·1 are nbou1
,ondon,s, or 1! 1hcir p;,nncr had
Jn STD, Linden ,;,,d "h !me.am I
1h.11 our campus ncttl«I 10 t,.­
morc nw.uc
Undm .,.,d 1h.11 whUt I.C
L'ill\ • c.impu, 1h.11s p;,nlcularl)·
.11 rt,,k. STD,, ~re <1111 pm,1lcn1
,1m<>n1t collcgi, ~gc -..udtntS "II)·
hbc •&\" of! l➔ one-In-four pco•
pie h•ve on STO h, 1mpona111
for us 10 p,c,·c111 1ha1 l.mdcn
!>a!d
2 rhe Pionc:cr Log. Dec.ember 3, 2004 Forum
It's time to dismantle the siege towers, folks
Christine MIiier
Guest Editor
I ""' dc1-ply >HUc~ by
H,, r>n.,nl \ndcnnan, .lnlclc m
b,1 \\eeks "'"""' ,..,, mkd "lg·
n<>rJnc:c h;ii. "'' hl,ss Ill defense "r
l.tnh ;u l.C. I ,,r me I ht .,mdc
brougl11 10 1hr surf.,~ nuny of
my <W.'11 ton\·1cuon"-, to11fuslon.,c.
lll\J 'luestlc>ns \I 11h t<Jlilstl II>
tth!\ll)n Wh1lr I ,un .,_,dds-n<d
JI the 1h,,ugh1 o( Jn)' (l<N•n be­
Ing <>-,tr.,nz.:J r,>1 11leJ1 p,e,.,.,11,1I
bd1d,. I would hkt 10 ddcnd
tho-ic or 'lll<>-l ol the LC cnmmu
nit)' ~tmy ('I[ the people I h;l\'c
cncoumcrcd on thb c;1mpu< nn.­
'CT)' hbcr:il, ,nd arc not 3fr:11d
10 '-lV ,o, hut wuhm 1lu1 imoy,
• l.ui;c =11,,n come lrom «>n·
servJO\t" h~1ntrh1\vns whcrt !i>Uc.h
1hough15 w,•uld n<>t be oll.'ttptrcl
In r,,1 I knu,,. pc<1plc from f'I.Kts
"' <-"rcmc Ill their >UPI'<'" or
Chnsu•nlly md rch.1t1nn 1ha1 they
~pcct lo he me1 wuh «m1rrnpt
•nd the SLucmcm. yuu Jrc gomi;
10 I Id!" upon Jcknuwlcdgtnjt th;.1
1hcy d<l not bcltcvc In C.od
E"~n within the "lll><ml Uto­
p1.1" th,11 purponcdly •~ In
"')' C.1hfomu home, I [(>';I nuny
rncniu •nd W.lS tlftcn -~
bttJaU>C or Ill)' bcHch wuh reg;mls
I<> n:IIJtlon. ~y ngh15, •bnnlon
,nd p111)~' 1n school~ I come
lt<•m • plucc where the G,y.
Stm1gh1 AIIIJn<c l:qµn rc<cl\"tllR
bomb thn,ai,; \\11h1n IWtl \\C<'.b or
11, e1t,1Uon I h,hr • lntncl hum
Coloraclo Spnng.s "It<> tells 1he
<1ory Pl .ill g.imo being b~nntd
JI her hlg)l 'Chool lx-c.ru,c, \t,tgl< n .. -(..,.11h,n11i: W,b as.:.oct,tltd
"11 h the de,, I The Khool cuuld
not kg;,lly b.tn 1hL, g;,mc Jlone,
~ ""' for. rd 10 lo, hid ull i.in"'
pl•ying Ilene, the Chess Tc:im
\\-.S d1sb:indcd
lt b With this 1-,ck!V"'uncl that
Ill.In) J stutkm ,,m,"" ill l.cwb
& Cluk I b,,ng bttn on thr
ddrmt,c for so long I knn\\ th:it
I h.ul • haro Um< adJt1$Ullg 1,1 the
bt1 1hu1 pr<>pk hen: ,icccpted my
Jlhr.-m Jnd my pnli11a1l , icw,
In ,1.,,,,, I \\cmld <pc-Jk out tx•
pccltnl,l lo he l.,bcled "ti,>olr.llll
.md "llo<lbs. .md w<lutd ohen
Jump tnto JIJ,tUmcm,- qut, kl) for
l"c.11 or hemg Jud~rcl bcfon: I got
m) l\t>nb out I do n,,1 ltd 1h>t
the I.C 1.>•m1111mlly mun, cu be
·,1,.,,,.mmdnl." l JU"l think nun>·
ul m •n: ,-till ,tuck m ~ ,tcRr nlt."n•
t,1l1ty For Ill)' dWTI """· I like to
thmk 1h.11 my honzo115 h.r,r l-«n
h10.1dcned by ,ommg to LC I
Wb rpnun.uc Ill lhJI ffl) room ..
mate. c,nc ol the -..udent leader<
of OfC:S b • \'ti)' "rung Chns­
tt.tn Sh,· often nlm'cr< ffl)' sOI~
qul..ilon,. ilbou1 her rd•won, .,.
I w.>< r.u,al m J n,111-rthg1<1u,
hou<.eholcJ Jnd kno" ncxl ,.,
n,Mhtng Jhout l hrbll.11111) II
dtd not km,w 1h.l1 th<-~urrcc•
lion..,..,. htcral unul [3,i }<,IT-I
rh<'IIRhl 11 WilS hgurml\cl l'tc• ,pile our d11Terent b.lckgmunds
and upbnnwn&S, she .md I con­
,..,rsc Qbou1 n,hjtlrn on muluplc
14:\'Cb. and I lu>c nc,-.,, ld1 1hJ1
she h.15 1.-,,,kcd down on me for
nt)' hick ..,r knowkdgc l "as
wmcwlm ur,ct whcn ,he t,>ld
me ,he reh 1hrci1.-ncd Jnd OUI ,,f
pla.:c ~'Ottnng 111 I.I.. 1 ,upl""" I
\loa, "'<\<lied JI fn"111) hc:lnt,t m
J pl.ice th•• \\ J, xccptlng Pl m}
OMt •,1nmgc up,010,n,, • that 1hc
1houi:t,1 ol • ChllSll.ln ledlng out
pl.tu ""' h1t1rtr
Nrvcnhrlcs, then: L, nu <x•
1>06: comiz for thiz journali$m.
$lay for thiz lovi. C\i,,c fo, this cxdm,on 1"-cry­
onc dcscn·t< thr nw,1 10 lttl
mcll1dcd and ,,cl-.,pml I Qpplaud
my roomm.ttc) dfon.-. In run~
mng OFCS Jnd ~uppontni: 1Thll1)'
othl"r Chn<.tl.ln .u:1Mt1t< on Clint• pu,. I llunk her wholthcancdl)
lPr apl:uning 1hc: R1hlc 11> 111<
1,11,.mg ""' 11> C.11hc>h< Eu, ham,t
In tht <.lupcl Jncl, m(hl p( ,Ill,
n01 trlhng mr 1!•11 I m, g,,mg 10
Mrll I hope th.ln """"' d,1)· ""'n
,he will feel 31,k I<> spc:Jk <>ul
mnn, "prnly obout her bchcls
nnd Ice people both Ch<™tJn
•nd Ml know th.ti It L\ ok ,.,
h,ltc>r WMC\ et 11 l, th.it you
bclle1<
Llkt mON ,ollcgc ,rncJcnts I
h.il'c grown m 1.-•p,, ,tncl hounds
•111t.c •m,1ng ,ti rnlki:<· I lu,c
de, eloped Jl1 1n1cn::,1 In our
thmmg Rehg1,,u, S111dl<1i de·
plrtrncm, h., . ., , wh,,1c new
resprc1 Im Chn"l.'lnll)', ind now
lhmk ur ttl)'!>C:11 ;is ,nmc J~OSllc
th,,n •thrl.>I II t, Ill) hupt lh.11
~II -iuclrnt~ come to rctlt:r th•
pk1h1>r.t ,,1 thing, 1h.-y c•n k,m
from cJth U1hc1
To tht>Se 11m1cl Chn.,-11.10,,
OUI 11le11.· pk= d<> not r,.r
1 It.it you W111 be denounced as
a dogmauc., gulhblt. h•uwuy,
sheltered. nch whue Repub­
lican • l'lc:tSe undcrst.i.nd that
nuny of 1hr. people 1ha1 n11gh1
ll< tempted 10 a1U )'OU ,u,h .tr<
pce>plc who wtrc cm,, <'llllcd
g,,dlcs.. Immoral. lgnnr;im,
C\11 Jnd hcdom,11c ><>ct.1l1.>1s
T-, thoSC' who pcrh.tf" >c<1IT JI
Chn,.itml1y rcl.L,. no <1nc t> out
1,1 gc1 )OU II there reoll) wen:
• b11nc;h ..,r ·d,'!lffla1tc, Rulhhlc,
h•ul\ht). '<hch,·1,d n,h v.h11,
R,,pubhc.ans runmnit •round
would ro,u h.1vc truly COllll: '"
tlus schooll
Pcrh.tp, I am n.u,c, optm1<•ll<
and 11,crl) hopeful llr pcrlur-, I
am Jll>I ht, k) 111 my lnend.,, but
c,ery umc mi C.hrNIJln lnrnd,
•nd m) athcbl fnmd,, ,11 d<1"n
and rurvi: • Cl\11 COO\'CNllPO
abom tthg11,n, I 1>11<c •i:.im sc,n­
c,usly doub1 t!u1 LC. b .lS pc,l3r•
1:cd .mcJ tt'3::)•hbcml ,.,, C\'C,Y•
llRc sec~ to 1hmk It Is \\ 11h •
llulc n:,cpc,1 Jnd cn.:iugh ~<e
W knov. When th.-<Ol1\C""111(lll
nccJs lo end. I trul► hehe,r "<
c,m brc•k 1hr cydc ,,r c~, lu,inn
Su m1ss1on •••
The Ph'tttn l ,~ wt"kOmts I o,..
rum :!oUhnu~~otl5 fror1:1 -"'Ud.:tll.s
facull) and ~II ,~hu~ ;1< .. ,d.1tcd
v. uh the li'w b ~ c.J.ar~ «•mmu •
'"" 11lOt' ,um111,&011> m11>1 fall
1111~ 1>11, of 1hr, G>tc,:.>rics
I cucr 10 the Fdlto, II )'°"
w<>uld hkc 10 n:::,pond 10 an ~ntd<:
or ~ ,our two cents 111 on •n ~
~ )~U can wmt J 1L11t'f 10 th«­
edtwr lht'S< uc hnutctl lo ~llO
words .md mu.t lndu~ the JU·
thJr'.; n.1111c •nd pht>nc nunil r for
\en h011on J'Ul'fX"C> Th,· Pt.,t;tt r
UJ): lt'<l'\"C lhc ngh, II> edit ~1-­
mi'.-.ic.•11> for-M.ylc c;onlt:nl. cl.aril)"
.1nd ~~c ,on ... idrr.,u,n1., l.,T to re ..
lu,c .ubo1t~""" 101 in) tc.o.;on
Guc•t r diton~l. If )'Oil would
hkr 10 wtttc J luh):ct pl«~ b.t...:d
t'M\ Jn lswr-tclcv .. utt to ~Ut.lcru~ .ll
Lewi> & CJ.irk, yuu nuy "'111"'1
11$ and amingc Im J gu<>t cdtlo·
rul l cmucd I<' l\lOO wul\b. guc;st
«t,wn mt.1>1 com~ct th,· f4>rum rd,tor ti.:f,llt \\Tllltll( an ccJuo,.
n.d Tht Plc•n", lJ~ "-111 nol Af.: ..
«J'l uttwh,1t<cl gu~,i cd11,,ruls.
lhc ru,um fahtor will ...,,._
"11h th, gllC>I editor ,., r11,u1c
the)' meet th< ,1.nd.ud, ,,I 111<
Pio"~ , t lr;;
Mt>IC,Y Bo" If you WJhl
IC> rant on «>mcthm,t wuhm the
co:.y coml<ln ,,, 3n<ln)'fflll). \'llll
m.iy ~uhmu m n1v,.1ery box ,o
words ni kss M n.uo,~ I he
1,on«r Loi; ,.,.., th,. the ni,,1 '"
td11 Jnd/o>r n:lu;c subm...,,ons
due 10 >1,lc, cumrnl cLtnl) .,nd
,p.1,c consltknut<lf\,
,uhmb>1oiu mai I"' -.:m
,i.> ,-null '" p1t>logiwld.11k c.Ju
or m,.ul-nwl
The rioo«r l.oj\
~I~ S\\ rat.um,: Hill Rd
M~lll
ronlonJ OR 971111
-Jo,Jt Sil,cmun
forun, Ed1101
the Pioneer Log, December 3, 2004 3 LC needs curves to
combat grade inflation
by Christopher Mommson,
Guest Editor
TodJ\ JI LA,w1> & CIJ1k ,.:<1
ltn,~ .a J\ c.1n .1n ,1,,it,,tnm~nt b
h.utlh 1c11wk.Jblc lml«d, ti l>
fn:,1u .. nll)' 1h<.1p(l<>1n11n11 111<.c
• ,1r.11~h1 8 h beJ.,w 1hc .i'<r•~
l<>llei:,: t.,l'A ,,I 3 3 llrl> gi.,dc
11111.uwn <.Ill.'<> "'"'crnl pr,,hl<nu
FIN II proh1h11, • lull lllTili" ol
C\~11"11un 1hmui:t, grade, An A
,h11uld be n:scr"ed for 1rulr ou1
..wndmg "-ork 1101 JUSI """'"bod)
who 1n.-r,•JII)' turd Th" kJd,
,., • problem ,,r ntOll\ .Ut<>rl, "'
>1udcnb du 1hc b.1n: mm1murn In
u11<h•llrng111g c~. u•mcm 10
d,, unrcm•rk.thlc w.•rk llu1 wdl
,ull cilm 1hcrn A, Ant~hct p.rn
,,f lhb pn•hlcm 1> lhJt -.iudcnb
Jrt 01ftcn «lnlcnt I<' 1ukc B~ .ind
Ir» 111011\'alcd 10 hctd comments
J00\11 1heir work 1ha1 m1gh1 1m•
pro\'e 11 ,n 1hr lu1urr Somebody
who docs bcl~w .t«r:lj\C w,,rk
<eJUlnl) tu. lll<lm '" 1mprll\C,
l>\11 <IIJ!n)l by wuh .1 II due,, n,>1
ga-, 1hc lmJl(lllS 1n Jo ,o
h gcb WUl'I< ~lll Ml) b gr.ld,:
lnllJll(\11 r~mPJm. II b ,ncoru,l\,­
tcm 10 1hc poml ol l,cmg unfo,r
:-.,,,, .. lt>a,hcr> sec 1hcnt.'Cl\'cs 11>
rn.is:wcr. aiunst i:r.ick mlbuon,
and ),!F u.k then ti.~ .. ~ m 3 nk,tt
diflrcult m.inn.,r D> douig 1hK,
1hc) help 1hcu <1udcnis bt be­
mg cnuLJI, but hun th< <1udcn1•·
(,rAl. rd.Ul\'C 1,1 peer, Thi< lS Ull·
ronu11Jlc, hcClctsc 13krng • ,~
Y.Hh • hc.r,)' "orklood .ind hanl
gi:tdmg .bould be rcwmlcd, bm
II IS tns1r><I pm,h:::cd whrn Liw,
bnsmb'o and mcd,ail schools
look 01 • siudcn1, Qppl11:,111on
fonut1J1ely. 1hcrc 1> l s.,lu­
unn. •nd lls s1mpl1dt)' bcltts lb rll«111·cn.,.,, f.'<'1 bod)· knows
wll.lt tun! am< i,-Jding Is, .1nd
nun, h..\\t nc~UJ\'(' 1mpn:s"1"n~
ol II \\11,11 the>< n,l)"')•·r< la,I
I<" rc,ugruu u. 11'1.11 <Ur\c 11rJJ-
1ng woulu ,urr s,,m ul 1h.: Wt>rst
o..wemk tlb ,II LI,:
Onr of 1h<-'"'"' prabl~nb I
"""a1 LC is~ bck of cnu,al rom
mn11ary The CllSlC>I, .1nd worst
1h1ng (ur prolt!;>tlr,; 10 di> when
gr.id.in~ b 10 •lkm .1 >ltldcn1 h>
~<I b) wnh m untlt"<r\'Cd A ,,r B
•nd <cf') hulc t,11111nem•I') Thi<
~p.1rc, 1hc -iudcnl~ P,,)1.hc from
gcmng J l ... ind ab<, Jllow, the
ptolc:.x1t 10 do mmlm.11 work
Unfc>r111n.11cly, 1hi.s Joo ub>ohuc­
lr nothmi: It' ni.1kc the siudcm 11
lxucr wmc. s,.1m11st t>r wl1.11-
cvcr the :iss1w,nicm ".rs dC'>lgncd
10 do Essc,nllllll). 1he .th1gnmcnt
bc:,omcs • form <>f ncg;tu\'c rc­
mro~rncn1 by dcmo11>1r.111ng ,I
!o1Udcn1 can 1cccl,·c ,1 rc,pc.;1Jblc
l!flldC for h(luw ,l\'CrJ&< "ork
Under • pdc cur\c prorcssor-.
"ould he fon;cd 10 cxpfa,n lo
studtnLS hck,w the mcdlan ht>\\
10 1mpro"e upon 1hc1r C. 3nd I:►.,,
n:meJ11n~ tilt cnuusm ,:hon•~•
On 1he bne of hllrnc--, anti
>t.1nd.trd1:.1U11n, Ii C\lr\C glL't'<
'iOnk'thtnJ,!. ~1 .tn ,,hJc" U\, ";.m~
d.,rd for wh.11 C.11:h g~c 1,
wonh A ~nu, .. t,m <1f • hJrd cur\c
b 1h.11 ,mdem, who Jo ·A qu.1ht)
work 1111gl11 gc1 & becau,c 1hctr
peer, do shwnl)' bcuc, w<>rk
Unlo11un.11dy, nobody really has
•n ob1crn,-c !olundard kn wh.11 'A
\\Olk ts A gr.id< IS ,ml)• ctscful 1n
• rct.1"·• scnSt, u dcmonstmtc,,
how \\di one performed rn • cl:i..<
n:lm1,·c hl 1hc studcnis who took
1hi? class rrom 1hc s.ime 1ca.;htr In the >,lITTc \CJr ln,.tllUllll)l J CUI\<
Stmpl) rccti)!nl:::cs 1h1.> S1ncc,
1hcrr .,re n.-... l<"...,h<r,. C\l"I')' )'cJr
lnd r.i.. h lll.:Mllllj\ d.l'S, t> J1rrcr­
cn1 1hc11nl 1h•n II• prc~c,«>r,
II b nJ1culu1.1> 11• ,ug,g,...,, we can
i<lmcho" ft•rmulatc J n<>n-rcl.l-
11,-., sun,fard for grnd1ny.
Loder the t.-ur\'<, C\'Cn the
mt:>!'ol h~11w<1i:h1 profts>Olli 2nd
courses ur stud} 1wuld Ix lorcffl
10 l!)\'C h.111 of 1hrtr ""Ud<lll.S Cs
.uul bclo"' l he only "") 10 lili
Jn ra<ier cuurse ,,t siud)' would
b.-111 1n1cn11n11.1II) .. hoose I~
,111d1om pee,~. • J,-c1>1on 1h.11
IL"()ufd tu,c bellh tmm«ll.uc ,1nd
long IL-rm 1r.uk offs
Abo, ,f • ;;iudcni duo ·A qwl-
11)' work (,,ssumrng then: IS 'Stich
J llungl Jnd rccc1\'cd • e· for 11.
1hr Cullci:c hJS done Its Job The
6rst miS>1on ,1[ • hberal nrb
rollrgc sh,,uld be It'>
m.,kc "I.Ill: !oludcnL\
tmpm,r In \JMO~
,hscJpllnes .ind pro­
Jucc the 11<:>1 w0rk ~-
stble. An) waf rn wh,ch I.C
,.in 1mpnr.'t' 1he wt'rk of Its
s1udrms needs 11, bc cxplo1'td
lmprO\'lng 1hc -.iutlcn!S ,md 1hc1r
LLork b f'nnlltl')' J.lld how the
~t1rk ('\.tlu.1t(d 1 'l"c.nnJ.,f)
A h.int gt.1<k l-U" c ror LC
would be ,1 fa1n:r ,y<,1cm thJ1
"""kl m,111, Jlc >tudrms 10 do
1hc1r bcSI "ork rnr ""f') clas,
th<) 1llkc The S}'Slcm IS rrlutl\'c
•lrrad)'. "'' an: <<'ITIJ'(tmg, ag;nru..
one another lar cuss mnk and
tnlbied GrA pomis 10 r,et 1,1b,
•nd )\<I 1mo gmcJw11c ,<l,0t,I All
" CUT\'C wouW do l> make lhr>
rompclllton cxphd1 and lc,cl the
pla)'lng field
Bush's Middle East challenge
by Matt Savage
Iraq. Ir.in Jnd r•lcst1n., <11Ttr
f'l'U,·nllJI clullen~ .. 111d tl(1JX>r·
111m1lcs, for a sccr>nd 1crm under
George W Bush
Alier "\torol ~lucs." 1crmr­
tsm ":as 1ht pnmory n:JSOn 1h.i1
1he Alllj:ncan people nurrowly re­
dc,;ieJ Bush J month pl.ice In j3nUal') \l,iny pcoplr tn
Iraq luv. pr.-»cd for a dcl.iy ,n
1hc cl<e11ons, "h1lc Others (mJln•
ly Shm.-s) hal'c 1AASted 1hcr ••ke
pl.,cc on lllllj: The lundamcnUII
conlhc1 hen: IS bctwern 1he Sh1•
11c m.lJOMI)', who do no1 want ony
deb)'> In 1hctr quot 1111nke JXI" •
rr. 3nd the SUM1 m1non1y, whcR' LL1!1, there need 10 be hund~.
ii not 1h,1u.,mds, ol UN workers
1n lmq Tom: •rr cum:mly }5
Iraq b a lr.rcturcd cuuntl)' on 1he
bnnk ol cb.-.os flush n~ds 10 step
up 1hc cfl'on In lroq
Jgo And cwm, stll(e
1h31 day h.1,-c dem-
01U1r.11cd 1h.i1 fomg11
policy may play J~ ~
rnuch of• role rn • !>i!C·
ond Bush 1mn ;is I he}
did Ill 1hc fm.t The Admrrusu-ouon olso CJ.II•
not overlook lrnq• neighbor
Since, 1n,-.dln)l lr,iq two yrars •go,
Bu,:h lus all bu1 Ignored
1 he other t "'" mrmbcrs
uf 1hc ap1ly rwncd •Ax!~
of Evil • Bo1h ha,>c cx­
pllcu nuclrar •mb1uons,
while Iraq. after •II. hud
non., Bush needs co do what he does
best: put on the flighr jacker and
seep up the rheroric against Iran.
In lr.rq, the US mdlllll) un-polling will be 1hc most. dllficul1,
dcnook • long overdue llSS.luh gl\'cn 11h11 Sunni area> arc ,1frcn
on 1hc mlhl.llnl >1ron&J,old of Fll!-1hc lCl151 sublc
lujah Ukc rn0st of 11S ik'.Uons In The Bush Adm111rsu,11lon
lr:,q, 1hc llSS.1Ul1 nl'llrly dcdmatcd nett!, 10 do u IOI mon: 10 makt
the cuy in hous.:-10-hnusc urhan Iraq si:tbk tn 1tnic for the dee­
warfare \\1lh high =U.JhlC:!. on ,Ill 11on, ,r 1hcrc 1s cwr gomg 10 be
side,, llu1 1t.e IIS>Juh "~ m<>rc or an exll strategy ,nd S(>me shred
ICM ,ucccsslul, and u gm:s >0mc or vmory m 1h1S long •nd cOSII)'
hope th31 the: demons will hap-war There nttds 10 be !.r mon:
pen w11h hulc mtcrren:ncc from 1n1ema11on.1I rttonu,n,ng .md tn•
trnq, milllilnts tcrrumon.,J hdp 10 ensure 1lut
011<' ol 1hc pnmary c,)nccms clccliuns occur II 1he UN IS 10
In the wu-,om counuy ol Iraq monuor 1hc clecuons. llS 1hc
b lhe JbiUI)' for <lculon., 10 uke Bush .idmlntstmtlon wr-, 1hey 4 the Pioneer Log. Decembc,r 3, 2004 Bush needs to do
wlm ht doe> bot pul on lh<
Oigh1 jackc1 and step up 1hc rhet•
oru: ag;ttll!ol I ran The appnsc,
mem ~1rn1cgy pursued b)' 1114: Eu­
ropc:in, ~ all bu1 fatltd. a new
•ppro;ach mUSI he 1akcn Bush
mUSI go 1u 1be UN and pre,, lor
•~pccuons by 1hc lmcmouoml
A1om1c Encrto' Agency. th<: ~me
ones Iraq hns ~n ~tung for rcn
)'NI'< Bush nlll)' bav,, p~d olr
ll1C u:-i before. bu1 1114: nsks ~n:
10\> high 10 n.x go back ag;irn
Bush pickc'.d 1hc wrong roun­
try 10 purwc In his 1es1 of pre• cmpm•c ,.., dottMII<' Iran 1ruly
Is ,hotry r.-wmc It ilClwlly does
tu,.., IJCo> 10 AI-Qucd.i. and IS on
J\'ld supponer ol Hcbolb.h h
h.,s on ocuvc nuclear \\1'Jpo115
program. ~nd 11 ld1 un.:h«kt:d,
will dc\'clop them Ay.tullah
Kl1<1mcln1 ts 1akmg JJ\·Jniog.:
or Amaic.rn prcoccup;iuon .. 1,h
Iraq to de\-clOp LLeaporu whllc
US uoop, .ue ~•mchcd 1htn
Bush needs 10 do 1hc rtght 1h111g
he dtdni do "uh lrnq-;;end tn
,nspcc1Ms 111 do 1hc Job Bus.h
annoi 1olcrn1c • nudear trnn,
md lsn,cl will do ~1m,1h1ng
abou1 11 ti Bush t1oeso,
Yassar Arnlnt~ dtath L~ a ll'C·
mcndou.~ oppon11n1ty for Bush
10 pur<ut 1hc p.:uh of Jl(.ICC tn un
~~ he ignored dunng hb htSI
term. l}rod and P~lcsunc
lsracll Pnmc Minister Ar•
lei Sharon. once .1n •AArcssor
agJltlSI P.llcsurn, 15 now cnm•
1ng M uoprrccdcntcd voluntJI')'
w11hdraw,t of 1,00115 from lhc
Gau Smp Thb i.> a i-tm-e
<tcp 1lu1 ..,;JI be cnhuncc:d with
J prallJll.lltc Palesun1an le:idtr,
hk.c r,,rmcr Pnmc '.ltnL<1cr Mah­
moud Ablxts, to ncgo11a1c 1hc
wi1hdrJwal .ltld comlnue the
p.11h1opcacc, lslllclll'lllcsiu"' 1s also ~n ISSUe
1hu1 Bush c:rn no longi:r ~!lord 10
tjlllOR: The strugi:k for Pal~un­
i.tn ;;i,uchooJ b 01 the hc.tn ol
prohlem,, o! the Middle Ea.I, Jnd It
mtbtmcs 1hc hutn:d of people wh11
llock 10 Osa111J bin Ltden \\'hilc
llu>h fllll) hJ1t hat.I a lcg11lm,11e
c,-,;u,c for m11 tt<gollilllng w11h
Amt.,. he lus n,, excuse now He
should send an cm•o)' 10 ncgo11a1e
• lasung pc:ttt, on., wh,ch would
give 1he ru:w PLO leader cred1b1h1)·
and !Jl"" 1hc P,,ICSIJn,J~ the swc•
hood they dts<el'V<
Bush did n1.1ny COnlM'Cr.<r;il
•nd pol,m::tng 1hings dunng h1,
fir11 term, hu1, w,lh 1he prrs.stng
C00<:4'TT\$ abroad 1ha1 will Wf>c lJ!;
fol'Clgn policy lor y~111·~ 10 come,
Bush needs 10 do 1he ngh, 1hmg
m 1he Middle East h IS thl5 tSSU<:
1h.11 will end I he hmcr dl\'1dt 1n
1hts coun1ry, r•II) Amcnc;rn; onct
ag,m, hclr mwr than hmd,r
811>h\ RcpubhCtn suca~r .md
t~un, Bush• lcg;,cy in hi<llll')
Inc Amcncan people c[('(ltd
Bu~h m pllllccl 1hcm fn,m ltrror­
u.m, .md 1hcn: b nOlhtng 11l.11 will
d11 mon: 10 pro1cc1 ,\menc:a lrom
1trroru.m th.in crnlmicmg pc.cc In
1hcM1ddlcEasl. Forum
Stop the partisan mudslinging
Erik Dunham
Guest Editor
Wh} d" we d!,,fl:SPCcl <>Ut
npponcnts' Wh)• do "" alu:n•
Jte those who )hare wnh S.,th Y.orlds WJnl 10 Stt
people 11nl1cd u,g;:thcr m lov,
for ca.;h other The unfonun~1,
concl111on b that ca.:h gr11up In h,i,; n,, pit) on htm. ho" ctn the
love of God be In h1m7 Qohn 3
17 NIVl So wh.u tf my n1011v.won
"' rcllwou, and \·ours 15n·1, am\
"' <1111 work 1.-,gcthcr?
11> the c:nmmon bond
11f hun1Jnll)·I Canl we
dL....grtt, but still r,,;pc,:t
i:.1<:h othu >lS 1ntlh1du.tl•
"ho wre th~ worldl In
th<: II& cdulcm nf 1hr Pr,>­
"'" L.,g tlu-rc "~ an an,­
clc by Jdr Stc..-cn.<l>n ron
on rc,;irds to the poltucal
dtllUltc or 1hc counlty, Can 'we who belong ro a faich
join together with those who
do not hold a specific set of
religious bcliefs ... knowing that
we seek a co1nmoo goal? Can )'L'U kt rm pmy fC>r
people, t•r n1rct1ns- •nd
I be SCnstll\C m>I to m­
undatc yotl .. ,,h m)· hc­
ltcls' I hchcv,, we could
~o=ist on tlu.s ""): ""d
In th"' way nlO\C 1ownrds
progress
I know 1h.11 I.he b:11-
ance would be 1ncky
ChrlSlum, v.c,uld w:tnt :t crna1n
rocus and others wc>uld wanl II
d1ffcm11. hut wwW 1ha1 not be • -,onhy >1ruiu;J~? Could "'
here •• LC 1J1kc the ugly dlchoto•
mies of llbcroVcllnsemmvc and
rd1Alousf3'.'\.-ubr .md Crt3tc somc­
lhlnJ\ .. 1,h ., rnmmon fo.:us . .is d
point or Lt>nttnllll)" bctWCOI 1hc,c
nuny pcrspcctl\·cs 1
LC. are )'\JU .:untcnt 10 ,1!1<1"
nn1cl,:,, like <.1cphc0$<)n~ 1c, rtpre•
.cnt y,,u? Oo you "·'"' thl~ "' be
the \Ole( of )'OUt ,dew I Imo"
you .m: thoughtful. and I haw
been convmced on mnny os,,uc, 10
take • modcr.uc t>r hbcral 51ancc­
hc:cnusc of diSCU5Slon with SLU•
dl'.lllS who wtrt' w,lhng 10 build
a n:Ltuonshlp, rather than ptclt J
fight l w:ini 1,> see d«cncy •ml
ropcct hrough1 1nt<1 pohual dls­
couNC. Can we •Pflrt\,-l.11< e;ich oth.:r "-' fellow hunllln.<. Je,puc
ldcologl<JI dllfe,~nc~ we ID3)
~vt?
I woold hkt: 10 Ste ;1 metlln!\
when, ,dcu in: cxc:lunged not for
the rut'pl)>C ur dtbJIC but for th<
putl)O'C or hu1ldtnR unllcrs1.1nd•
mg. .t, O way 10 LUMCCl 10 pro­
pk H,Mng tol~cd wuh !"'•'Pie ,,r mJn) dllftrcm VIC\\'$ ,ptn1u-
11lly .1nd f'lllllta\lly. l h,11'< found
no \lnt .. ,mhy ,,r the dcrog;uory
cptl~IS lei dcd by Slcphcnson'\.
•noclc. r1easc. IS anyc>nc .,u,
1hm: aoo nm! of the h,ckt:nng
•nd dcmonmng rill our polmctl
md -1-d climate ha, crt.ucdl In
WMC\<f "'.I.)' l c.tn I want to scc
l.C SLGnd for unit)' tn " y.orld or
rolanZJng fattlUIIS but 11 " noc clear to me wha, the
Jn.cle Intended 10 ;iccompli.Sh I
umkl'Slllfld the n«d 10 wnt but
thl• «<med J bit extcssl\'c ~nd
unn«CS$.lfll) offmsnc
The .,ntcle ln\ulted holh
$Ide> or tht f"lht1cal ,pcctrum,
ond u.«d nun) ,cry dcmg,1tol)
ph= 10 de,cnhc pcnrlc or the
mn,cr\·;111ve and opcnllll) the
cvnngthctl movements Must we
be so 1nsul11ngl I do noc ftnd u
usclul to refer tu George: W Bush
IIS the "•)·ph11l,, rr,,;!den1 No­
Lhcr J1, 1 .1Ccrpt Chrbtl.m'• rder­
nng IU "1mcor~ 11S a "heathen 1>1
uns;ived I do nUI think tht~ ,IC­
ct>mph,ho Jnytlung. = 1ha1 thb unuy be on the,r •=· rot • long umc II ,«In)
th.it d\l!, has c:1us.1d an lm()aM('
where msicad of movmg 1ow.1rd
Untl)' CllCh !lmup sou11h1 10 un•
dcrmtnc or dC>,1luc the othc:r l
would like 10 sec Lcwts & Cbrk
b.:gm It> thangl' that. I think !NI
the p,w,,1gc ¢[ MOl.\urr 36 1llus-
1m1~ the unwilllngnw or many
Chn!,tt.1ns 10 11cccp1 other per•
spc.:11,·c, For tlu~ tu!,(>n I nl1cn
find my,clf cmb.,rrn~s<d 10 wc.ir
,he Libel "Chnsu.111 There CXlSI
=n) people who us., 1h.;1 label
for hat< •nd condemn:111on and 10
confer JR tmphrd s.e= or supc­
nont)' The)' 'II'" thcmscl,cs JS
the 'lixcd, and CVCl)'bod) .~
a, the ·need 10 be fixed This ts
not a~"~>• to"''" the "~'rid
But when I say ·1hcy I mc<1n tho-..c
who art 1h1> ""} and pr<1~1e
1lu1 Sttrcoiypc Inventing America suggestion
I stc so much ,cp.1ralt<1n Jnd
so much anger m the wc>rld W.U$
arc fought. people 3rc kt lied, •od
children are abused or ~b.in
doncd ThL-;t thing.,. .,rt not prev­
alent enough to ruin the worW In
wh1d1 "" li,·e, but they= still J
p,m or II I myr.clf Jin i..1ugh1 be•
tween two nihurt'> I am on the
left )Ide of t Ii<-,hurch. ~nJ the
r1gh1 ,ide of the world
\ty oon docs not he In the
dcb,11< hct"cm these 1v.oworld,.
rather ID) hcan hes m co111b:11-
1n1t poverty and dise:l5c m third
world rnumncs Many orpmz,.
tlons <mt 10 6g)lt thts fl1:h1 bnth
rcllgio1ts ~nd un,tffillatcd Gtn
"~ wlm belong It> a fauh Join
together wuh th~ who do not
hold • ~-pte1fic s.11 ol rcliglll\l!,
beliefs •nd fight •~•her w11h
rcsptt1 knowing th.it \\'C '<"k a
c:nmmon s,,.il?
Letter tot
D""r Jeff ~,.:nson.
Th.mk you f~r )'VIit anock
about b1p,1111i..u1 cin:u• hoohg.in­
Lsm h IS mdc:cd ttm< for people,
csptcwl) those who d1s.1p.m:
,.,1h oh, curnent admmblr.tlion.
10 'rtaeh ,,ut 10 lhc other <tdc.•
In hg)11 ,,I th• need for Inter•
p:a") communiCJllon, I offet •ug­
i;e,uc,n) 11n how 10 go about II
F1n.1, h,m,n 1he 1,111mwluy
anJ humanft) of till rcor/r MD:>!
p<oplc hchc,-c 1h11 ts lltlJ>l'fl.UU..
but we nc.cd lo do more than pay
hp S<r\'l<X 10 II We ntcd IO nt•kc
11 ctntrlll to our commumCllllon
\Vhtn )'OU -ph~ ,uch :OS
"tb~ people; •c,.mi;cllail/
1pior.im: 'bhndl~ ldrolopetl•
•nd 'Btblc-toling par.uiolit<-s." th<
-A• )VII -.:nd i-dL<d.11nful
1tnd 1ncor1.>1>1cm Y.1UI ,-our bcl1d
m ~p.an) <;1JommunlCJ11on
k<hg,ou.s corucrv;111\·Q Y.111 lu\·c
• liord 11n1c l~1cr1111g 10 you when
l~ heat th= words n,,~ IS ) 1(1\\·t\u, then: cxl'4 peopk
Y.ho bndgc tilt g.,p bct\\ccn con•
,'Cflt1on,1I conser\'lt1vtlrcbg,ous
ixhcf.s and convcnrn,n~I llbcroV
..«hll bdtds I ,tm cmph.1Uc;slly •
C:hrn,uan ~nd I am ~,.., rmph•U•
cally ag:111151 \ICMUTC 16 Thtrc
CJCJSI• iU1 entire glO\lfl ,,r Cm••
llan> \\haste thongs that "•Y
l w,ml 10 ><c J reduction ,n
dl5CJ>C and pu>'Cfl)' around the
world Tots IS due, m port, 10
RI)' humanll). and m pan 10 my
rtill\l1>n the Bobic ttathcs \'~I)
dearly th:u "• ore 10 help the
l",or Tht apo>tlc P,1ul wri1~. ·ir
anyone hus ma1cnnl ~<tan.•
and sees hts brocha In need but
bc<,1u,c the .t.,'«tallon u[ <:l'ln.,.r­
\'Ull,tn "1th 11\llO~ cltmonnc,
them. Stan b) '"'·'ung ,arucn~­
ttvei. ,.. thmkin11 people and the}•
w,11 pn>b.ib!) luien 10 you
SC1:ond. '"''11"~' thlM we all
haw: «>tm-thmi; fil ltarn from radi
,,rite, If llbtr.tls .... ant ehangc, we
n«d to •ppNXKh con,erv~u,,s
\\1th the Jtm 11, undtN.intl. not
10 educate 1hc 1wwr•nt The
potnt of -.ttc(t~~ful ton1munlC1·
toon t> noi 10 .:.,n1-cn "potentLll
Otllltlrnlllc >'tiler.I ' The point b
10 horr ;mJ be he.1rd
Thud. u1,h,i/J rht ,r..nJa,,I oJ
rnp«llng Ji[(mr,u (''(" amonpt
pcoplr who as:,c< w11h \'l)IL h I!
tcmptJng u, .1$$Umc a lrbcral
.iudt~ncc In Ulc Ltw,s & Cl.Irk
rc,>dc1>h1p Btu 1h1>c aS&ump!lon
IS clln~rou• hcc~u... II fJll< I()
.aclmowJcdu the full dl\cr'.lty of
hthc& •t LC: \lme Importantly,
bccDus.e hbc rah enjoy ~ o:omfott •
~bit n111JORI)' here, ll i:, oi>kr l,,r by Lexie Briggs
I bd1t,·c 1h.>.1 studmt<, CS­
pco•lly oncon1ong first-ytars,
Y.Ould benefit gn:Jtl)' [rum a cur­
mu C\·tnt, cou™' The required
tcx1boc>k) could bt 2n Jbbm1•
atcd Rtadcr, tn,;ludms • 111\och
abhre,1a1td Rcpubh, somt
Hl'bbc,;. l.l.lcke. Marx. Jcffcr,on.
md :.m1th. :lS well ., some of
AmenGI> most !mponant docu­
n1<ent~ (US G.>nstltutoon and the
Dcd:ir.utnn uf lntl,pcntlc11<.d,
•nd a ,ubscnpuon to the Na,
fork Timt> (or the LA TimC\. or
USA Tod.ti, ll doc. not rcall)• m.tl
t<r to me) Thal wal, >1uckm~
C(IU)d g,:1 o htst(IT) or \\c,Mm
lhuught ,1nd • ,J...1 pcrsp.;.u,, of
tis ;:ipp~CJ1t1(lft5 on mday\. -..orld
II W\)Uld put murt prcss,1n, on
the 1c,1chtrs 10 ch00>< Sloncs for
1hc s111dents tu 11:ad ,ind kJd d­
fe<uv< tli.<cia,wn., but II i> tlcli
nncly do;iblc fht Nrw I~•• n=
h.b >1t>11C'> •bout socul ~uc:s.
pohu.,I l._,uc•. the Cl"lrNuuuon.
.111 ond • wtdc ,.,Mcty of 1>1hl!r
topic-It could he l1151 .1> rfftc•
nvc m dehvenng the m<:s>Jl(CS
1h.11 the iQJdcr mes 10 ccmv9 J\
mn1pus 1, mvohcd 1n the pollll•
c:.aJ ,pcorum o.. we an: dtn1mds
~n mfomtcd ,1udmt body. ,md
"hdl bcurr w•► '" get student>
.uld11;1ed "' °"""''
l\~'j, wl.'f t > H,t.
r•; .,.t.% •XA-~t.? ..,.._
...
W"•• "'c. ~II~ 1..-
01 "'1 M;l~ 1 ~1 "f
l•p 1..i., .~ ..
them to dcm,,nlu. """5er\·•u~c•
Ir t<nur,lullcngt 1hm.c,.p,c1all)·
JS ltbcral!- 10 cultl\·•tt :tn wmo­
•phen: of re,.pect on th~ campu•
tn wht<:h J>(<>pt., wlw d~IIJ't< 111:.
ll<>norcd b<c.11~-c tlw:} .lit' n111011.1J
being;" h,H;ui .-,nmbut< Do )"OU s« the dtlf<r(n«? One
11ppn"1ch I•' I~ ts based
oo r«nuung. convenmit ancl
dcgn,JlnR ptL,Pk btc3usc the~
••c d,lfcmu Tht rdUh is .ingcr
ddcru1>tnn, ~nd b:lcl<l ... h If we
UtM • d1Re1cn1 ~ppm.1Ch In our •• •
I,
--.
r.
:.:: ~ .. , .~ ,.,. .. .
' ..
conunuulanon by rccognwni;
people, ro11on;ih1y, honcs:y .Ult!
itood 1n1em. 1hcy will lltar u. h
ts nOl the umtcnl ol wh:u "' s;l)'
bw 111( Y.3) ""' ~) 11 1h31 mJkes
.tll lht dtlfcrtn«
-TI H:im.-('On
the Pioneer Log, December 3, 2004 5 Ghost Spotlight
Ghost haunts Akin Searching for ghouls at LC
by Lexie Briggs
In 200 I. ~,-.r.il Akm Rd1dcnt
Asslst.lnis rcportcd Al,ostly rx­
pc-nrn= :..imc lud their ,hoes
rc.,rrnngtd and lockrJ Joo,. were
mr,1,n.,u..J)· ,,rcn,d Thcrc \\CIC
rqx,ru ,,r ~ •rtmmlc P"'"''"""
I"'" admg Akm ~' "di il> >1r.1nge
hununmg· m>ISC:> \\'hen M:tbcl
\kin d,,rutcd 1hc mon<'} tt> build
a nc" hu1ldmi,:. n \\'2.> to hr an plumbing
None of the people m~r­
"'""cd reported h.11v,ngs«,n ,tn
J<IUJlghnst
r, r n,, er sc,:n •n)' gih><(;,
.tnd ti I h.l\'c, 1 w,>U!J hll\c
r:attonahuJ II. IN.SI me: 'l,IIJ
AlCic:1ndrc Zrnt Nil, when
prc-,.,,cd
•1 •lw•)-s oll him 'The &r­
on <>f Akm': sud \\i>od) Bux­
ion {'07), pu.lllnl( • male n.,mc
"I always call him 'The Baron
of Akin.' Bue chat's just a joke. l
haven't heard of any ghosts."
-Woody Buxton ('07)
all-frnt.tlc dc>rm. ind rumor Md
It th,u Mr:, Alun h.td returned to
pn>tcst Akin\ nc" <000 Sl.ltus t<l what h:,d pn:,1ously been...,.
sumcd to be a rC'111.11c presence
"8ut thnl> Just • Jc>kc I h"""n'
ru:1wlly hc:ml of an)' ghosis. •
he .1ddcd by Stephanie Beechem
Alter ,ttung In the hushes ""
I0"-.1 amp~ for two h,,urs :>at•
urd.ay rught, hoptng de:.pcra1cly
fut • stghung of • l.twu & (.l.11\i
ghost-or r-.cn 1 1:oblln. ghoul
or i:)l.,>11) ipp•nuon-.111 1 got
"as cold. rnudd! .inJ pis,cd
TI1< only bdng, ro.1n1111g •round
... 111,pus 111 two In thc morning on
a S.turdJ) un-. In fac,, "'1)' c<>r•
poral •nd l)'JIIOII)· 1nroxtc:.11td
There •n: ,,1rw1t.s on thb theme,
ol cou~ wmc people "lroll
.ruund Jnd lllJlke qu1<I con\'tl­
-.:uton Some look at 1hc >tlll'S­
And som< people m din) p-Jnts
"' hunched tn th, bu,~. thmk•
1ni; bluer, dl.gruntkd thoughu
Pcrh.tp< my oh<Un.ur di-bc:hrf
tn th< ~pmt world mcrtl) dMc
the ghosts uwa), ..,, m.aybt the)'
v.-cre eb<whcre wmiktng havu.:
on <1thcr urisuspc,;1tng LC s1u­
dem.o
'-ly roommate. f1>r example.
u:suf1ed 10 a spmt m)'Sltnously
turning our bed-There were no ghosts to be found last Saturday night.
cal e,•,dcm:c to suppon. ~n ;ic,1ve
bc:ltd in spmLS or ghOS1s. but
1hcrc s,cm to be SC11rtcr thmwi
Jfl)<)t on our aampu, a1 2-.00.,m
LC stutftnt,._ My hours in the bn unwumimcd ~nd more thnn ~
ltttlc hypocnucal
Cum:ntly, h1,wc,-cr. ghostlr
occum:nces •re r.irc few in Akin
kno\\ the story ol the Aktn ghost
.,nd fewer stJll belle,-. It lru,u,1d.
rcporu of ghostly 3Cltvtl) .11rc l1m-
11cd "' purportedly posscssc,d JP·
pllanc~
·11 !.Ound$ lt1cc there's somt0nc
Sluck tn the hcJter in the m.1110
loung< It h.1ngs ltke 1hcy ore try•
mg to g.:.1 ou1: s:ud S,mlh Y,ncr
l'08) ·11 sounds posscs5Cd." lldd­
ed Orton P:tuldcn ('08) d•y &ton ('07) ts one or
the kw who Imo" the story ol
1hc Alun ghOSI.
·1t i:s • fncndly gl,O'it." Ea­
ton >,11d "App.ri-.ntly It dc•ris
thfng.'S •
•1 also hard rhm~ abou1
11 haunting the ups111lrs boys'
b.uhroom •nd rh•ts why tts so
sketchy I personally thmk ll•
prob.sh!)• somcthtllj\ oth<r thln
~ ghost.• he J.dtkd "ryly room fo.n on .ind olT
tn lhe night M)· RA
saw a gh1»1 ukc the
form <lf his girlCncnd
•nd Oc);lt b:tekward$
through a wJU 1
once hillluctn.ucd M,1ybc there were epic plot•
lines and sclkmes ru "ork 1"'11 I,
rrom ITT)' mudd)' spot In 1hc loh­
Jgte, was simply not pnvy
tu And then" IS llulc
doubt I JIii lOO r.allon:al
and loo unlinJglnotl\'C 10 Maybe there were epic plotlines
and scheme at work char I [ ... ]
was simply not privy co. bc:llr-.-e m ~nythmg great•
er than the <l1ca.i1,s of the
ru1ural sciences
A 1<>1lct In the ups•••rs cl>ed
b.uhroom !us been ucrlng t<m•
pcwnu:nwl IJucl) s.»11&: r<.>1t.lcnb
Joked 1ha1 11 might be nu.~mg
conllnuuusly bc.:.iwe of 3 g)losd)
pm.c,n,c '10SI hCl\<'<>cr. simply
bl3mc u (In problem:, with the If Mr>. Alnn is ,1111 d!<aurbcd
b) hcl J.,nu, w,d )I.Ut.1.>, w
.1pp;arently u not ,tc:ting out on
the siudcnts any more f'crhap,,
\he tu. :iacp1td h and t, now
rating In pac~ '°n1,whcre. 1 lw Eh-is wa~ m mr bedroom.
but I think 11 h,1d morc to do
w11h my cxtrcme fattgue •nd on
t:lvL< numth,,n on TV tltJn the
K1Ri; JUU.111) IJl.lkw& J umco
next lO n,y Qrmc>trc
~c11h« my hJllm;itcs" t<SII·
mony nnr mi• own nprrtrnccs
ha,·c g,,·cn me ,ufficimt empit1-
Nurse's spirit haunts Stewart
by Kelsey Westling
On page ,c,cn uf the Path•
finder thc,rc is a reference to the
:>IC\\ ~rd Nun., It s.l)'S 1h41 The: c\frer the, fil'II incident thn:c
<>ther Slmtlar murders tu,c oc•
curn:d, hm the nurse w;is ncv,r
s«n again
Cnttl on< d,1y • !cw i·c.1rs •~ dlbl). room, b111 when lhC) opened
the dO<J,. the-, "'" rootpnnt.S in the
dlbl hut M Oil<' v...s 111 sight Thr
students rcpon<d thrs md~nt to
C•mpu, :,afe1y and the repon "
l>l1II ,;,n file Dean of S1udcn1s is ix:•
us1<m;ill\· pt:mt.Kled
to tell tht> ham,,.mg
stOI) fr»m 111<: Culkgt \
r,is1 Jnd prcxnt • They followed her into a dusty
room, but ,vhen they opened 6) n<>" the Su:wan
Nu,-.c wookl bt over
lOO year. <:'Id that ts. ti
she rssull llll\-c, bu1 one
salpcl sull rcrnams D<lc<.nt th,, nuke
)-OU cun<1~1 "di It
sure rn;idc me cunou,.
"' I w,m d1rccd)' to the rhe door, they saw foorprincs in
the dust but no one was in sighr. lf you w;im 10 hear
thr foll :1101') Jon El­
dt1d11t can bt pc~tl.1d •
cd to 1,U you-rn;iybc omund A
fire on J dJrk ntgln source. the Ot•n 111 ~tudcnL, Jon
Cldnd~"'
Eldndi:• JJmm(<f tu tdltng
th1, ,t<>I)' IDJll)' umi:s o,·cr the
p;i.<.1 ctKht )'tars Thi> IS • • real
•h•I)." ind II goc., S<>rn<th1ng hkc
thl,
Yc-Jrs •~o th<re ""'' An tn•
firm•ry on c.,mru• The nurx
l"nl undt1 th, RD, ap.,rtmcn1
m ~r'\\'.:IR
One d•) som.: studrnt, no­
tt.rd their fn,nd w,1' nut m clas~
'" .if1c, cla.ss th,-. "-mt Uf' to l11s
1 ruin tu 5itt \\ 11.1 t \\ .as 'WrQng
\\ lwn the, g.-,; thcr< thq found
him mu~rcJ ¼ tht) lo<>knl
cl,,,.,r the) d1r.c0\"tred th< wc.,p­
on "'.I> a lelllf'<'I one Jt151 hkc the
one the nur,;e owned
Thr .ru~nLs rtm(mhc,n:d the whm '-ludenb repo~ S<<tng
•n cWcrlr woman d~ tn
whue Th<'}• rCIIIU"ild hCT Int(> •
nurse h.-iJ ti,o !IGllpcb and the) ...,,.,"',.....,.c:ci-•
"-en, 10 invc,,tiga.tc, but the nurse In the mist. Stewart looks llke the perfect place for a ghost
h.1d dt'-'pf'C"rcd _to_ll_v_o. ___________________ _
6 Lhe Pioneer Loi(. December 3 2004 bushes provoked inmuc, thouglus
llbou1 the p.iuC11y or the collccti\'c
LC lmagin'llion mine, (or not~
Ing tlblc 10 bellcw In ghosls, and
th.it 111 the glt3tu comm111111y, !or
1l11n"1ng ul Jude more h> du 011 ~
Sa1urd;iy th.tn ~umhlc •round In
A g;ardcn
Pcrh.lp,> my cn11cum of 1hcsc
slopP)', drunken w~ndcrcrs tS a Th« is unquCS1toru1bly the
g1c.1tcr tr:avtst)' hcrc I don) w;int
to Imp!)· that th<>S<e who believe in
god\ or splrtts arc open to a h1gl,­
u. SUJ)(rtor pl11nc. but l think we
,h.lulJ •II bc: ~=•wn.tl enuugh
10 heh<>c tn, 1r anti llc:<'1151<>0.JI>·,
cxpcne= ooth lllogJcill ~nd
Jncxphcat>l~cn 11 1hJ1 means
~./will•
Style Source
by Rebecca Gold&chmidt
\!right So tcll me about
what )llU'rc \\urlng ...
Th hat DJru c.unc l'08
rn>t;httcd--.hc dtd ~ ..upcr
good Joh thc d.uk khlrkl
pants on: from •n .1rmr/
""'1 surpl"-> oto,o b} H•v.•
tharnc, rhts bottl'm shin
1 lound at 1<"1$h summer
c.,m~c ,ind m, frtends
broke Into Olk <>f their stor
ai:,= f.idhUC> Jtnd 1h1, ~ 1>n<
ol 1he thing< th.-it I Stoic. thl>
while \kin wtth J turquol)C
Clolll.tr b hom J thrtft .>Ulrc tn
S..n O,cgo, to rs tht> pl.lid
p,:kct But I oddcd my,,.,.,.
ptriOrutl touch rn tO\u up
,his Rllr•ng hole [p.llnlS '"
• P"lchcd up hole lln th,
'<lm or th, Jxkct I
An tb.o-.c bo1<..c, 011 th•
patch?
\c,h .\,111.1111 t, nh 01•
JL ur•r l)'N!IWO
St• ,1110thcr girl I lntcrv1rwcd
mtnlit>n<d a gu). on c•mpu,
"'ho ,he rhought ""-' fashlun
11bit "'ho h.,d so1n,whar nf a
N.Apc,lcon o, n,,m11e lool. !\<>­
'"It on .. •D> thoosJ11~ on th•tl
1 lnwJ th, ""'"' u· hil,mr,u~
S..polron"- got I up the wnr.
:.oo .o I•~> l',n ll•urn-d
Do ,·ou ha,-c •n) on-campu<
ra5h1on Jeon,! ------,
M>TOl'f'IIOltCCA~
,r•h MAI'\ th< Luly I\ ho ,..,.k,
In the llan She '" lpcs <:.trd$
1nd i'lm--um .,...,..1-,1 tn 11,,,­
\lunJc, L 1tlno hr>
\n) p:anicuLn r<"-"'n ,·ou
hkc her s1,lc1 Or dl><':S ,he
JUSI rock thnr blact.. B<ln ,hin
n:ally hardl
Wdl. th.it bl . I .hut 1,, r.ut
,nuch ,., ,..,,1,. "1111 hut /,ht
dds "c:1 =n un ,,u n..,~,r I
...-,1 11>1'\\ nl '" It ' t'\ .... W\
\\/ho lnfluc:.ntb yc,ur ,tylc?
I.ct me think .b,,u1 th.1 on•
m., hem l!'llndm,'lhcr LC Unsung Heroes-
RAZ driver enjoys the ride Stonecypher helps
by Abl Kurfman
Studcrn, who rule the Pioneer
Exp=, on ~ rcgubar 1u,,. •rt SIC•
customcJ '" ><tini: 1hr 13C1' or
\lldwd PclcNln, ~ father or Ii, ...
"ho <p,nt ;5 yc•fl> of h1> 111c tn
\hnlle>Olll, arid • man with •
d1>posmnn •nd oppear:mcc 1h.li
Dll' l'fnlln!SCCnt ur S;ml,I CL,u,
h1111,dl
Thi, story of w m.m behind w lu1 .. rut RAZ urnlonn n,,'Clll,
hb """ or hum.inll)' throughout
Ille> hum~ JnJ brut-In mJn)
"'11y,. Peterson 1rul) d<>e> mt•
t,,.d) the Amcncm ulcal <>I S.mt.>
Claus. and he J\;L\ Jlb)·cd 1hr role
1h1oughou1 ms hie
At one po,ru. Pcmson "'orl<cd
p,m-tlmc as on o01ci.d $.Into
0..us Dunng his work wilh
°Sanlll CLlu. Anonymous· how­
tver, Peterson went abo,·c Jnd
beyond the c~ll or duty
The organwmon rtquesicd
"lhat y® d<> one or two durtllcs
iltld I did obou1 lour of them •
One clunty wu • m11 10 • baby
who was• "water head: mc;m,ng
he had hydrocc:plulus, a cond1-
11on 1ha1 Riis • cht1£ hc:id with
«rd,ro,,pilllll fluid, ciu,mg 1u,
head to swell and, un1rca1cd.
leads 10 dea1h Pc1crson wcn1
10 su the chlld. llnd the moihcr
t00k • 171c1urc or 1he 1wo of them together The ,i,ry next day, the
b.Jby died A \<ock Liter Pctcr.,on
rc«l\'W a leucr rrum the m<>thcr
•She gl'I the plcturt and ,...,J.
Titank )-OU I 1wn1cd my >11n 10
,cc $.into Cl.iu, bclon: he dtcd,
Peterson said, h1> C)-U mlSllng
o,·cr
Pttcrson. "'ho llf.ldu,1rd
with a dcj:n:, 1n .iccounung. h.-is
"-Orlitd rn.my d!IIcrcnt k,nJs
of Jobs. I le "'~ :,n •i:coum.int
.tnd a trucker, driving ro, long
;,n:tcht• atm-.< the count!"); and
he s.11d ht> .ccn a lc>t or de-st~.
and 1rugrd1•, but •oo • • lot of
mtrndes •
l)n unc DCQSIClll, f'ctc.r.wm
w;uchcd hclpkssly IS • family
he'd Jll>l met a1 • n:st51op Yo'IIS hit
,u • ~011 llght by .t mnn wnh the_
pobcr in pursuu E"l'l')'body w.1>
kllled; Peterson said s:adl),
Ana1hcr umt he was on the
l't)Jd wtth his wife wht.n they
·mlSS<ed • n.uty .ac:cicknt b)· Jbou1
two seconds.• Thankful lor hlS
own safety. Peterson was quick
10 u,d lhc paramedics. He helped
!hem work the J•ws of I.tic 10 res­
cue onr man, bu1 -,hey couldn,
s,,·c th.;u guy.-he Stt!d lnstOld,
they """"' on 10 =• the 01htr
m.1n His k&S wen: broken, and
Peterson :issts1td the p,1ramcdic,,
In artfully mo,1ng him
PetCt'S(ln dmvc ~hool buses
Michael Peterson has worked as an accoutant and trucker.
tired of biased
news?
write your own
biased news.
join the piolog. for about two )'c:ll'S before gel•
ling the Joh "'Ith RAZ. nnd. hc
Solid, I 1lunk my hlcxid pressure
"•"' down IOpo1n1sa/1crdT'Mng
Uor RAZI bccuuoc I d,dn, i,..,,, m
babysl1
Whtie he wurkcd as a bus Jm••
er Pcttl'5'>n s.ud he thought .ibout
th<: I.ta tbal he h.ul the future rn
1hu, bus, om! 1h.11 1hough1 c,f1en
scared him a., the J1udcn1• \\Cl'f
~klcs> on 1he bus
"Otl\ing 1hc !>1udcn1,-hen:, I
now s.ly "' Ii.,,; • good chana­
or lu,mg • g(l()d fwun:,* ,aid
Pcttrwn ·they're llll polnc ;md
wcll-m,11111.en,d • from the StU•
dents or Lewi, & 0,1rk. P<t<l'S<ln
gclS "-,on,clhing )'OU don\ !,'t'.1 :u j
.chool bu. dm'tr---n,sp,ct And I
\\Jnt 10 s.r,· thank you
In a c.,rulnurd ou1pounng .,f
gmllludc. Pcter,on, who mJy 001
be drtvtng 1hc LC routt for much
longer, satd, ·rd like 10 Wlsh cv,
tr)'Ont a Merry 0.nstrnAS and a
Hi!ppy New Year· h is Ptlcrsonl
hope 1hli1 •II LC srudenis ·ac.
compltsh their dn::uns,* bccll~
·we nttd ptofcssion:tls out thrr,,
wholC\'<!r they choose 10 be.·
Peterson 1hJml a fable or
t\\<l frogs m a mtlk chum, fight•
tng 10 keep from drowning One
Slopped fighung. •nd drowned
In the m~k. but the Olhcr kepc
S\\"IDIDIDII, •uwl. ~ri cbumr:d.
the milk 1n10 buucr thus :1,1vmg
hm1sdf "Don\ gi,'<! up,· Pttcnon
!stld. • If !school or • Jobi dn,,,r,·1
hi and yC1u qu11. you·rc tlOI • fail­
ure h'> when you ,11 down .,nd do
n<>1hlng (that you Jl'f ., fallu,.) •
Peterson 1w been thruugh
h•n.lshti- d1,·orcc from •
">llgh1ly vlndlt'tl\'c· ex-wife. • Job
1ha1 bmuglu him m n:gul.tr con
1<1c1 with hfc .md de31h slluauons
lnd mori,
Ills greatest wish ts to «.'<
.ti II\) th1IJrcn tc,gcthcr one l.1SI
lime • Mts l!l'fdlot 1\1:comp)bh­
m.ent ts hc-jnng hii =ontl oldr>l
!.c>n "1)' 'Th:tnk) for bcmg ,, w,,n.
dcrf ul D."ld
l'ctcrson hJd some pJmng
\\'ords for the LC communny
•t.s Ion!< os )'ou·n: happ) m wh.>1
you'n: domi:. you'rr a success • organize campus
•
'"'11)ff~W.CN"
Sherron Stonecypher works In the Office of Campus
Events, scheduling hundreds of activlt.les each term.
by Lexie Briggs
S;indwidu:d hccv.ccn 1hc
Counol Chamhcrs and one or
the m:my ,llog,ad doorway. In
Templeton, sits the Office of
C.mpus Events, "·here Sherron
Ston,q-phcr hll.• qulctly coor­
dln>tcd c,,:l")' cool even, you
h•"e C\'Cr ~ncndcd Bui she b
quick 10 sh;trc 1hc glory ·Our
>1udcn1 workcwslgn m•kcrs,
D:ma Cu~lccndall ('.08) and. \ill•
ru, Nonrnm ('0.5.l arc wondcrful.
shcsa1d
Yi>u riu1 recognize Su.me•
syphc:r as lhr upbce:11 woman
who works In lht 01!1<:c w11h ~
c:.\ttlboard cu1nuc or Arugorn
Her cc>-" orkcr !<err:, Kccnon.
owtt> the life-me figun: and hnd
10 ,~kc him home hc,;,iU>c the
llrficc wlll A31n •no1her rcsidcm
soon mgom left 10 go hanl\
OUI m Kerr)'& house.,,* Storu,cy­
phcrs.11d
'M) nwn job ts to O\tr><r
myn.ld <>I C\'tnu. n,>1 d1rc.tl)· ucd
h• • counc number w, book
,p.,u-. help OIUIC>lralc commu­
niouon hct...,ttn tht-dtffcrtm
dcp.inmcnts =kc .urc n<>bod}
u. doublc-booldng •
·1ts ah••)"' helplul to i:,:t more
than 1wo W\'>' nouc.e for c,i,nu,. .he add«!
Working rn:1,nly hch,nd the
S<.cnc:,, Stonecypher and her as­
SOClaltS make sure C\'el")' 3SptCl or
the C\'Cnl runs smoothly, froin the
myn•d or bbc:k signs "'1th while
ltucnng ID th< SCl•Up ur ,he ~blcs
and clu,rs 10 the cattnng
•11~ ~ rtw:1n!1ng when our
office I!. ahlc 10 put 1he r=lt
together 11.nd host • su«csslul
e,i,n1,* she said
6D '1iwno.Lu{ LC.. Su!Ut:i;.\,p,1:£
101"'5 worlung hen:. Alru Jc;1.,ng
to com her Mllst<er, degn,c, sht
return«! Ii> LC when h<t hu..J,;,nd
btcnmc 1hc RD or Copeland AJ.
though he has ml>\'cd on 10 pur•
sue higher cduca11on, Sherron hJs
n:m•mcd .;, the 0.l'fetor of Cam­
pus E,·cnts
hs an ,mcrcsung •pphca11on
lor • l'sych degn,c • she qu,pp,d
Commcn,cmem tht llohd.a)•
fr.lb •nd the S,ml""''" .ire lhe
lllOSt fun 10 pl.ut she s.th!
'I'm \'Cf)' Jl,liSIOll.Ue ubout
l.twb 61 Cl.nk. Somtllmn people
ukc the ~111<1n that ii, '"f)' J1l­
hcul1 to 1ro,cN, bu1 on<.-e >'"' g;,t
wed I<> the ')'Siem It, rwt so b.Jd •
,he 5,11d
*The l~ c,,mmunuy IS a !lfOUP
of people dcd1ai~ to 'IOTl'IClhtnK
pretty cool she •dtk<l
Hazard rocks the Trail Room
by Leandra Bernstein
An1·,>nc who mJkts • J.u.11·
rl1Ll,l) of h.lvtng eolTcc In the Tmll
Room kna>w, the ll-yc;ir-old Or­
egon n.111\i, Jarnc. llazird
Ong1nall)'. 1-111:Jrd Jomed the
l1on Apptlitc uc"' whtlc worklni
;t,. ~ temp thmu)lh LAtx>r Rc.id)
"S...<ic:ill) I clicked wnh c,·crv•
<>nc: M> 1hc,y h,rcd me full-umc •
sa,d!i=rd
Dunn~ h1> ume 1n the lrnll
Rnom 11•:,;,rJ hil )\Olt,-n to .,,uk
w11h a lot ul g,""1 p<<>plr ~nd
h:i., «mr1C<ted wuh • numhc1 ol
-.1ucL·n1,
In the nca•r luiur,; ll=rd
hl.lpd lo .mend cuhn•I) ,chool,
,,n opponun11y ,,flrn:d 1hroullh
the lion
1..Jkc lll\>',l prop!,, "'otl<lllj! IOI
l(wts & Cbrk llJa:jnl Im Sttn
h,s ,h.,rc of stung( bch.lv10r
One ntgln \\hlk dostng down, li=rd >luck the
hlkery on 0111 In
1h< h.illway n.-1
In the kuchen en-
1 nin« A~ Hw:.ord
\lo;,,• cleaning up
the kuchen he
rumcd 10 :.tt a
~mall s,-nup 1>i SIU•
dent, plll~i,ni: 1hr
bJkl'\'CIJ\
• I chased thcm
dll\\11 JIW ~•I
•~•n1h111g t,;,c~
c~,cpr A f'IC • ,.Jlcl
I l=rd proudh
rh.u Y. 'lS C'OWI
umm~• fll,(ttt)IJ........,_,~i
James Haun:! works full time In the Trail
Room on the second floor of Tompleton.
hrhrr lhl.S )1'3t
11.wrd ~ppli,d 10 JOln the l ~
.\nn) tic lo..,kcl at jotmn~ the
S<l'\1u ,1S • ltO<'<I OpJ"'nllnll) 1,1
get .:.ilk,!\<' hcncfit,, fn,c training
and grants, ~11d the gu.imntc«I
"Wt"'n oonu., Huv.n<r. when I fim,hcd th<
Ll.>l ,,! 1hc lrcgMml1<,nJ p.tpcrs,
the} l"ld m< 1he) dldn\ t,a,,,
th<e lund, 111 gi,-e me what the,
rro1111S<d • Hn d..-u.lcd t<> >1td­
Jr-uund LC ,ri,,11::ul
the Pioneer wg. December J . .ZOO't 7 -Arts & Entertainment-
An insider's perspective on the Dance Extravaganza
by Ethan Stone
"ln.u > one o/ IM ~I) glM, • The•
,11rr C.:pmnicru 5<n1<>r l.taurtt :,u,...,
[),ms pouus m, Olli 10 hn thtldrtn ""
I hum br oo Ill)' ,uy 10 tht drt:><1nl
n,om • llul >ttl 116 ni..-In pt~ •
"l dt OIOIULlltun could bt i resuh
ol lll1)' n11mbtr al f.tctc,rs. le uiuld br
1!w 1n ir., 1lun an 1,.,ur, 111 ht C»dn•
ang .lbou1 ,n • g,o, nu,l m the ~cruh
.utnull 0Jlll;'t Utl'l\,gJUW, a,mmlt•
ung oltb th.u most pcopk would ton•
sid<r 0"21) • h cook! be 1h.u rny bcc IS
p,,,,dcrtd "hne. ,.,,h dttp purple pns
for C)'tS But •JI tlul :l:Skk. "lut pn>l>­
•bl)· nul:ts mt 5<>t11<r dun fflOll Olbtr
E'<lr.rv~ p,.nlc!p,lnt> is tlw Im 1
tW'4110RJ,l l<l'f1h4t d.mtcl
Ft..hho.~ hs WI till. ,ind Im ,n.
nn~ m Ftr '"''ti The•in 'A.llthing <"<t
etglu1 llf m) lcl1""' 11udcna tthnB< I
muucr>0111Cth1ngahout m=gWhts­
ky \\'tdnc,di) l\ick ,11 Ho,.~rd H.tll.
anJ ti) 111 dff'd1,-,: up CllC'lli!h <u11.1bll
ImImssi,~ adIrct11-n 10 nukt m1 ptt
,,c,. of 111< lmxc E'<lrnlj;,Ul:> rt.d
as 1houlih I Jttwlly kn<"' 1<lffl<thrn~
>bout dmu: A k>c of JUUm.iliW IS rs­
lkll) tlw lrmung JUSI enough :ibou1
IOII\Clhin)( to S<>llfld 111st an ~
"hen• 1h.iwand Jl<('l'f< n:od then•
uclc Alier •II. I >C'<>ff I m no d.occr
Back to tht f'lt:S<nt I -oddcnl)
find mr,,fl on 111< "~" end ol
tht 1hr.urt, II)~ 10 squte::< 1010
S(lffl<OOt e~ lccurd wh,k cfood>
of l)C"'dtr •rt d1m.1cd In lht g<nml
dr rt<tJ(W1 of Ill) C....t All 11t"'"1<1 me.
lr1'1S & nuk ,iuJrn1...../1N•}tal">,
S<'llion l111n>1m, tllltl\1',U, cbnc­
m. non-dinu,l\o-,lrt cl.ling the wm,
thin!\, Jnd ~1 this momrnt I rt•lm: 11ul
h,...,c,rr 0,i;OOC!' or lud' I •m. nghl
Ml< II donnl m.iJttr rm m the !>~ocx
E,.ira-,i.m:, I m • d.incrr. lllld 1h.u s
all t!QI lll,IIIUS.
A< I '"""> my l<flow d.lnc.~15-<lH
1u1n11tl'> onh 111<>111h, •~-"'"" clo<c
rnc:n.h-I f,nd tb.u '" all amt hell'
for dJffum1 l1'llSOII> lkll "'T 1ull lc:n­
Ing "'1th the ...me 1hIng
·11-t h(,n d.m.:1ni; <1110t 1 ,.., fnT •
">' Lira J.i.~, ros, 11(.\% 10 mt 111 the
dm,mg room ·1 J11sl ,01,ldn) qun •
Othmd htr Tlllww P.t»ch ("ll7)
,peak, a., shr pws 1ht hiw 1-'>cs ,,n
htr m,keup Nonuntr haw>hm, t\•
<!}thin~ an i:,:t. I orn '1111 d.lnct, "1d
1111 br olu) I ntcJ lo h.i,T tb.11 outl<l •
And IL• throu)l}i th.It OUll<t ilut
tht <lpll)-i<)flle pmducr.rs. dk,m,gr.1-pl,m ,nd d.,ntffl ha,T £oond a spccal
bond m the D.mtt £nr.ivag;.,ro
'Whcn )<Kl II) IO ~mt wlu.t )OU
do u, p,x11ct to )'OIU fncnds, 1hr)· d<,n)
undmtiu,d,' tluk.tr MJ<Kcru:lc ILlmK
!'06) s,~ '\ll: •11 bcincl through the
r1mmc,n nptlit'nlt' •
Its one of tht an~ group,ma,tal
th,np .11 LC; l«t) In St oleo ('(171
•11= • I nc,-..r 1>(1Uld ha>< met tho<
people Cllhctwb( Thcrn •n rntrtdibk
grc,up d),wnic •
Ouardc 1hc dlffllll,l1 room, 1 m ,.,
ffl)' uv lx1d,<1a11,< "hen I l'fl<ountcr
Bl,~ o.p.uu,,..-n1 1n<1ru..1or W<nJ}
\ldmn.m ntnou:,I) .idJU>11ng • ltt
;,; w "'••L• k>r hcr group, c.ilf The
Ulr.l\~\ <O!M1Unlt) II ,ccms,
M) bnmcJ '" >1udcna alone • h·c
been w,i.:h1ng them ""'' tht ~l"l•
l,?Jll:.I ..i•ncJ -e,cn rem >ii': she
S3)"> 'On< o/ ffi)' lludcnil 'Ab rn thc
htst onr • Ont of \\tnd) • tcachtn~ ,is.
51SWlts 1..a ,hu:Ngr>phtr, •ncl 1m1ttd
her 10 )"11Jol'ttt As <ht aunglo ,.,th
the Sludtnts In her l"(U, \\rndy SI)>.
Thk ,s 1he hN )"11 I get 10 Jmu,,.. 111>­
dtna in • 11-hl•k nt" n,1< oubidt ol 1ht
cf.wnN>m But Iii< dl\'mt b.ickground, ol
the dmttrs l<nl tht oaly p,.rt of tht
btm~l!"= th.us wuqut St1klcn1
produw \'.uv:io.:a \'ogrl M) .u,J llllfl
lld,1scr Sw.t1 Dam ag,tt 1ha1 1ht
ch,,~rh) ol the Elitr.1\'olg,llt;;I IS
unlil<t ih)1hlng )'<'II 11 -« d,c,..htlt
\,,gr! !dcaal tht SIX flltCtS oprnmg
IC1'1iglu from I) prlll>Q5SI!. sul>nu1•
1al wt 'P""S ,ti, chose them "uh
"lhc dcSlll' 10 product i dt,-mt danct
<J,o,.. not )1151 dalkn:nt d•""' ~>nm.
but J1ll,rcn1 W.l)S of producing thorc­
ognphy. she <,I)> Im O\cn.hdmcd
b) the communny or dmctl'\ dlorc­
ognphc:r md mt<t< ""'' h•" con­
tnbutcd thdr llmt ,nd ttn1l11t)' 10
thcsho\\
h ,,pen, up ,.h,u d.m« IS, ,.Jw
d.nct <:Ill be; "')~ !>.l,·1$. •nus IS •
'"""' 10 open "f'('OnunuttS r.,, •II
11-IC\d.< ol upcnerxt Tlut\ how
)Wl<Jm"
·1 """' p<Oplc 10 u- Qptn-
11111ulro; \"8<1 "')'S ·1 IUIU ihem lo
It.we dunsa) rn 1ht n) 1hr) thrnk
Jhout d.snct
And uhinutel); lluh ,. hy f think
In, hm Why "t re all hcrt Th<e hll D.inc-< r~lf2\J):,tn:.1 Opt:N 10lUght .u 7 lt)pm JnJ 1(1
Ot.lpnt 011 1h, !lwn ~ in fir Au.-s Th<-.at« k.uunng dto1•<>111•·
ph" by V•nc.'1.1 \~g,:I 10-S) .s.n, Squnm (O,>, Nt<0lr C,wrgc IU))
Th<>nW Ke>f0<d 11)5/, ~re ILtms (05), •nd Am>· Poole (06) """"
llro<s on ~uriby ~tt 7 30pn ~nJ 10 (IO(,m • .and i l<lpm on Sun
JAy Tickets arc S\ for I.C tt11tlcnts S'l lor llll=ttll) sulr. 11<n111~ and
n<m·LC >1udt·nh. 111\d .SS ~ .>dm~on lo;kb arc ,m s.ilc Ill
th< b.,x office 111 !'tr Am,, Thnln:, :.03-71\8-7 ➔9~
M o vie biographies life and times of '50s sex guru
llC'nly sc.lcn<:< profcs.so, oh>C>loed
with •n <tbscurc ~p«1cs of wa.p by Stephanie Beachem
In 1948 the c11£orcers or We learn thJt h1, ch1ldhot>d wn,
chMi.U) WT« nus.smg ag.11nS1 ...:anrd by a mrbulent rcfll11on­
:oolpg1>1 Alfrc.J C KnlSC)•, • man ,htp with •n app~ivc, conclc­
whosc r,l\'t:nous Casctiuuoo w1Lh !ICt:ndmg r~1hcr, a conll,ct 1h01
the nwnccs of hurn.,n -;.,xunl- derpl)' ollo:tcd Kmseyi. ~doles.
It)' li:d him IO conduct one of ant and •duh life
1hc mO>t txponstvc SCl< 5111'\'t:)'~ Allcv,.,ung 1hc ~ ol tht< ~11•
C\'<T attempted rn 1hc Unncd Ulllion I< Clam M.cMtll.m (whom
StatcS The bto-ptc Kinsey ts an Kins-!)' alTection:itd)• alls •i,,-bc"),
:tmbmous oucrnpt 10 capture the a S1udc111 of Ktnsq•;. wht> >tes •
fr,gid ><'..\Uni chm.1tc of lhe ➔Os potential p;tnncr tn her •wkw:inl,
and ·so,, J ume whm """"11· ~1Jlly Inept pmfc:s.,u Bc,forc
uy w.i< tntln:I)' out elf fu~11>n, lung the two arc engaged, and the
while s;muh11ncousl) c:xpluinlng exceedingly un<-ornfonablc pro­
.md -slwwr.mng th• rnrtc:nous. c<cdm&> of 1he1r wcddmg mgh1
~-omplex hgun, th•t wa. /\lfrc!'d arc what m111alfy .swing Klll>C)'>
Km<;t,y ~ucnllon 10 humnru. r.itbcr th.in
Km5ey (J bo" -ued I.Jam ln_,c:c:t.s In .m era "hen, dus­
Nc:~nl JS. u1 the hims ou1SC1. Uty ~nd •b•unm,c: "ere ,JS !.Cl 111
• rather uncomforuble ugurc. J •ton< a\ the Ten C.•mmmr.lmcn1,. 8 lhe Pioneer Log. December 3. 2004 It w~,-ornmun fot newlyweds 10
h.l,c lmlc or no =•l eApcn•
ma: when they were mamed,
11 ln<:k or knc,wlc:dge 1h.11 n:11u•
rail)• led 10 w1dcsprr3d pubhc
m1S<.-on«pll(lft) 11bou1 sexuality
Accul'lltc:, «alisllc public tnfor­
n1.111un about h<"-h hy. ruttur.il
sc., pracuccs w;i.<; \OtnWlfl)' non­
c:.ictsicm.
Kinsey begins lo ,duc:atc the
communny through ., a.cxUlll
educmlon class ,1 hJS un1vcrn1y,
and the cbs.s proves so popular
1h.11 he applies for• gr.rm from
the Rockefellrr found,11I011 to
conunuc hJS r=n:h ~ond th<
cl.&ssroom With • group ur •pc•
c:iall) tnunc:d 3SSISIW11.S, headed
up by the <ly, qulctl)• ~-duc:tl\'C
Cl)dt (Peter S:arsga.,nl. who
•bo pl•)·«l the siorttr ,,dcklck ln Gan/en Slard. Km,cy •nd hts
colleagues 1t1tel'\1ew thoUS3nds
of subjects to develop • ruhesr,~
theory about ruuuml huma.n sex-
11•1 behavior Kinsey finds that
tho g,,p i,,,,.ccn what people say
they do, wll.lc soc:i.,1y Sl)'S the)·
should do and wlust the)• •ctrnally
do Is enormous When he lirr.tlly
puhltshcs In• «sUl~whtch re­
veal that ml\Sturbauon. prc-nun­
tul and cxiru-numcal sex and ho­
mosexual actS arc more grc"nlcnt
than :ul)'Ont thought~herc Is o
pubhc t>utcry. Kinsey~ fundmg ts
v,mkcd, and the rncd1.1 ponmys
Kin<ey ,1., • fanmtc Jnd • pcncn
In JC11Jaflt), KtrtS.:)' was a pio­
neer and quuc )X>!,>lbly • hero
In ~ dark ,tnd fngid mt, hut he
WilS n(11 w11hou1 fault Ncesc,ns
Ktrue)' tS mcclhgcnt, frank and bro"<:, bu1 he I< also nturoti.c
11nd ~•~ Ht> proJcu ere:•
•te-problem, withtn hts uwn
mnm•!l<" und the mamugcs ur
hb colfC3gUG, and hb •IT•1r \\1lh
Clyde. though belunfufl) >hOI
and cborcogr:ipru:d, is o 1tnific
blow 10 Muc, the one woman
who supponcd Kinsey from the
outset Kmscy l5 not cntitd)·
likeable, 11nd ncuhu IS th15 film
This movtcs Strongo1 per·
fonn.ancr ts. b)• far, Sarsg;urd~
Cl)•dc pliyi:d wt1h • q111e1 yc1
formlwtblc power that lurks
underneath <'Cf) scene Clydcs
«l,monslup "uh Kansey-bo(h
5eXU3l •nd pmrtsstonal--is 2
messy, mingumg cbsh of sexual
desi« and dc:mc ro, sc1c111lfic
cxplomI hln And this nw,1c ts ~u
,,bout cl.tsh.
• -Arts & Entertainment-
Musical proposed, student written and directed
by Abl Kurfman
1 heJUt ~tudcnl ,tic olfc~
n1.1m uppc,nunttt<> 111 "ntc and
d1mt Jr.im.ittc pmiluwon,,
,u, h a, S(lll,•t proJt<ll, Ont
·\ct lc..ih •l• Jnd Once Upon a
\\cd,cnd but ""11hon1orc Dam
rr.tdos is ••km~ for morc-mut t,
ffl('fC
l'udos prop.»<:d • ~udcm
"n11en, •tudcnl Jucctcd full­
l<nRth mu.i«1I J\n,1,...1v1 JOOUI
nanc,m11nth> •g<> hoping 1<>
"flit .ind dll\'<I II for 1hr c<1n11n,1
,rnn,1 ,cmcsttr A llulc le!.> thiln
th..-c "''~ ~o. th< thtolrc de•
p,nmmt rcque,tc.l 1h01 l'rado,
proem two or thr« scenes and
,inc 10 1hrc, ,;ong,s from the pr<>•
posed musi,111
11<,ctu« 1hcrc is no ...:np1."
'-lid dcp.utmcnt ~h•1r Sttphcn
Wceb, "<''' ••kcd DJnl I f'tll
J.,..J 10 pr\'Stnr <omc ""'"~
Ah.,, \\eek, ,nd !'lean of Arh •nd
llurn,111111<> Sttph.inrc • Arnold
\'IC\\ tho.->Ctn~. they" ,II h~\'C
10 1o.t1gh the resoum,s av-Jrlabk
•nd make the d1ffo:uh dtCl>ron
•hour "hether or n"1 l'r•dos c.1n
rc•lm, her drc•m next sc,m~ter
,s pr.:Jp<>5<'(1
EHn If the qu•llt1 of the
<cents I> there the depanmcnr
\\Ill h:svc 1,, C'\"JIUJlt 1h• rc.suurc­
n •••••l•blc on ,uch ,hon n<>llcc
\\'cc~ fdt un•blc 10 d1s­
cu" rh, rmii,·1 due 10 1h., lllct
that 1herc Is n<1t • scnp1 )'Cl ~le
nu1td 1he tXLrrmc d,lficultr or
producmg wnung • pl•>· "lmul-
1,nc,msl)·. Jnd fl"llltrd out th.ti
s1udcnu. Jtt strong)) mt<>Urc
Jgtd 10 camplc1c .t f1r,1 draft or
thcu sc:npt the scm"'1tr bcforc II
will be productd. v.hlch f'111do,,
11...,,n\ dnn,
Pradt» Ith frustrn1cd wnh
the shon Hmc frame •he I.a$ 111
pr~p.uc rhe scenes, whrch wdl
be pr<Stmcd on Monda). tspt•
c1•lly dunng the 1urbulcnr t:nd
of the 'CIIICSltr lier goal \\Uh
the =nts Is ·,., dlSco,cr truit II•
• k.wble ruht)', Jnd then 10 t<IO·
1·,nc.c 1he f:arnhy <1f 1lu1, 1B 1<cll lhus for Pr•do:. ,,ud ~h<
frd, ·1mmc=I>· plr.t.<c,d \\1th
the rchc•l"l.ll procc»· ,on,tdcr
mg ,h,: ,,.,d. •1hc <><Id• hc1ng
st•< ktd •11-1111" n1r • I Jo'on,nl
/\ntknn.wn ('07) a <oml""rng
1hr mu,lc for rr•d<>s" produ,11,m
,Intl rrJd.,., li:1s nm,: >IUU<nt,
IOl'Dh ,d \\ llh 1he ,ccn,~ nie
m11t>my ,,f tho-< >1udcn1, •rr
prcr~nng a I\T'ClU{' '4C0f lllktn
chrcCI ly mil ,,r the lk,1 ~ .. J, )t{tf'}
'.><:np1 1hc m,p,rau\ln ~nJ >tiling
for l'r:rdus' proJc,1 llhe seen, lhJI
IS fe.1urcd on 1h1, pJgtl Thi,,
,cent i.. one of tl1< thr<e Pr:ulc,,;
w\11 bt! p1doel1URI(. the othrr IW!1
will Ile hrr ntlj,\lnal \\Ork
rradu, pro~l ~ •mbt1lt1u~
Jnd unprc«Jrmcd. bu1 her en•
thusu,m •nd 1bptra11on ,., chan
ncv. Lc:1o. rs 6l C:fatlc thcJtncJI tcr•
ntOI)' n:m•m high ·The p,:,1111 ol
1h1s 1s 10 d<> a Mudcn1 direc'ttd,
>1udcnt desi)tl1cd· full ltnR[h mu­
steal said PrJdos l'c:oplc d()nl
11,.tltu wh.11 a wc.,hh ol dmmg
t1,d1c .. 111on ,nu deMrc Jnd 1olcnt
Is In ,,ur 1hc~1rc depanmenL
rhc Cl>nccp1 for An_rlNJ<~))
<.JntC 10 l'rJt/UJ, In ,i.gc., lnlllJII),
,he considered rcdomll 1he mu­
,1, In \\'est Sidt Stu•)'. • cl:iss1c
Amman mus"•I 1005tl)' basc,d
on Romro 6-Juliet 1h•1 fc•1Urcs
i
A Jet (Joe Durst '06} phsy•
lcally assaults Anita as the
scene builds,
g.sng WJrf•re bct\\ccn 1hc Anglu­
"'"on Jcu Jnd 1hc Pucno-R1can
<;hi,rks with a )= c,inetpl The
pt<1htb1111'c cOSI of bu)'lng 1hc ...,,,,on"'°'""~
Anita (Annie Naranjo-Rivera '07) Is confronted by Anybodys (Abt Kurfman '08), a girl try­
Ing to provo herself and Join the Jets, a 50s gang In West Side Story. Another Jet (Cody
Pickering '07) stands behind menacingly. The scene, taken directly trom Wesr Side Story,
Is one of the three wrfter/diroctor Dani Prados ('07) wlll be presenting Monday, Doc. 6.
t1"'11:> 10 a "holt ,\met1un must•
cal. ,long \\,th 1hc coinpk1c11c»
or the ,,-,ung muslc•I. dt;..,u•dcd
Prado, rr ... m thl> rdc, but <he
found another 1dt.1 thar was Cl'en
mi,re CXClllllJ,t
The uric <h.UJltcr of rr,,J.,
pro~d muslcJI An,hoJ1·,, iS
from 1\,11 Sldt ~tm1'-thc mus1-
c.J, In 1~,-1, wlll 1,kc pl.,,,:c wnhrn
.ind bc)'<>nd 1hc framework ,,f
llht SJJ, Sl<lt) I lo.Jnlcd Ln
zoom In 1um •rt•und ~nd r,,­
p.,ml II Imm a d1ffercnt angle."
she "'1td "I dldn, wnm n to be
Rmnt,> I!,, Jultti onynrorc
lnste,d. ,\nyli<id)·s centers
around An)'bod)'S, In IVOI s,J,
Sto,v. she 1sthe girl who w;um 10
be • Jct B=d on • tl= mad1ng
.:,[ the script Prada, mJde <lgnlfi-
1:.1n1 .maly,L, ab.,ur the thnr:i.­
tcr ,.,r An)•hody, ond \\'tnl from
1hen: She ,llso e•rn•h:n on
1hc ch.trnctcr of Action. 1hc hot• blooded Jer "hu rs, wdl, •lways
rc•<I>• fn1 .,rnon
fhe rtllS<.•n An)•bodt~ Is Ir)'•
Ul!l 10 JOln the, JeL< rn l'rJd(J',
<Oh«pl, ~ Ill g;,ln ,Kccp14n«
.ind uppruv•I c,pc, L•II> rrorn .\nyhodr»nd Acuon were dnld,
h,>Od fncnd~. bur n<1w he 1gnon,s
her m publlc There 1s • IOl'C 1n-
1crcS1 bct\\ccn them 1hn1 wtll b.,
Jn·dopctl tn Prnu.:JS' '<'11'1 In
••L two. th<1 utt mJmed w11h
ch,IJrcn And u:1lu11 """
""" & chlld­
hooJ fnenJ
1\nyhod)> hfc
\\J.> tumuhu-"[Tl • ] al J f foc1ni; drc.11') 1ere IS a we r 1 0 •nd munwinc
driving dedicacion and luturo. TilC)
.ire-no\\ J,
OU), .1> mJn)' desire and calenr is in dlsconncctcd
1nn,r-c,,y
youth tn the
51h m.l)' h.11-c
uputcnced
SpcdflNHy, our theatre deparr­
rnenc." -Dani Prados fr.im ,heir
klds as th<)·
were t,om
their parcnlS.
her mmhcr rnmmmcd \Ul"dc
when <he w:as fi 1 •, hu f111!1tr u.
J 1·crb.illy ,ibUSl\·e drunkard and
htr sister puu. r-i on the lilhlr
h)· pro<111u1tng hcr,clr
Actr<ms m<11hcr IS J slu1, and
Pr.1d1,s bclle,'t:S 1his m.1kcs him
msc,curc abou1 all 1h1ng,. fc111,1lt Pmd<>< I~
p.us1on.11c :md mnuvltcd, bu1
1hc log1s1k,-•re not <1.1C:kcd In
her fo1 or ll11wcver Pr•d0> t,,
en11.1ytng the ttmcnt rehcar,.11
pn,cw, and b) ·pure luck she
h.u found th.It "somc1h1ng wt1lnn
<•Ch .. r these, char.icirrs ts ttall)·
resonaung \\1th each ac1or
Faculty band has really funny name -Wankers
bcc.1mc n band roll The 1wtet)' uf genr~. saul ntcd b) 1hc group\. tcguLu re-Llung. Cole >.tld I le add,, In ~ by Allle Bronston
Some )'e:ll'S agi>-!ongcr. In
foci. th:i.n Aluu Cole am tclll<!m•
bcr dlsun,,lvely_.hc Miller
1,1>11rwcll became a 1-cnuc for
music Cole. ,1n J\ssodatt Pm­
rC$SOr of Rd1g1ous Studlt~ . .and
Kun Fo.-.so, .m ,\ssoc1.11e Pro­
rC$SOr or English. beg,.m rncc1-
1ng m the sunk pass:igcway
10 hone thtrr muslC:11 skills,
pract1<1ng casu.1lly and wtth­
oul ccrcmon)', bw Ulk1ng full
3d1·•ntagc of wl1.11 C.,le deem.~
the •grc:11 :ico11>11~~· of the l0C:1-
11on Ciradu.111)·, thLS OCC,ISIOnal
ti11ra;:urrn:ulnr hobb)· btcamc
• tru,: muS1cal pursuu Mth 1hc
sddulon of ~,c,me Prnfc.,sor
of Htstol)' Btn Wcstcrvch ~nd
Assocune Professor or Theater
~phm \\i!ek;, E1'ffltW11l)•, 1ht
grou1) .,oondoncd the Slll.11'\\'CII
for the murc condudl'c confin~
of Cc>les IMng room, ~nd they Now, :ibout four )'••rs l•tcr, Fosso, ·rcll«L• our own mus,ul hea1$1IS "'There b J mas.st,,: way, 1he b.ind b Q place 10 lol).cl
Posso dn1ms 1hm 1ht b.1nd h.u rooi.s." nhhuugh the c.in>Cruus nm<1un1 of humor to 11." Cnlc 1h1ngs •
,UTI,·cd JI a >OUnd." although IS 1ha1 th<.' Wanker, •re, fundn- s:ud ·111cry much b.1l•nccs 1hc l1>c Wllnkcn, w,II pcrfonn
the notur< or that sound iJ, qUJtc memnll)·. J dance lxtnd Indeed, fonnahl) or the week • uile •lso :u the Hohd.iy O:ln~ m Ftelds
eclectic gi,-cn t'he dl'c1'5ll)' of tumors prc,-:ill UUII Wllllktrs n,llcct:> on the importance or 1hc Drnmg Hall on l>.11urdny, Ott. ➔
muslcil genre, the b.1nd en• pcrlonrutnce,, 01 faculty re-connections forged omongsi col-from 8 JOpm ro 11 30pm, f3dll-
comp.'l:>SCS The "'Wnnkcrs--so 1rc:11s l~vc insp1~ <>'Cn the lc.1gue5 Pror,ssors don I >OcillJ. UUU'ljt •n n,,nlng of forgcnmg
n.uncd when • band member mOSI modest of colk~ dtans lze much." Colt 11dm11u:d, ·so tn 1he mldsl ol the unfa11lngl)'
commented dunng • rchc:irs.,l. 10 g~ 1he wince Ooor un-tht band is • deanngh<1u,c for hectic weeks btforc finals The
·N0t b.id for • couple wank- obo.shcdl)' "We d<fmltely like 10 us 10 ciccli.1nge ideas A kn gel!> W,nkers' hohdA) ploylbl wtll
trs·-procu..r covers .IL wcckl)· 1hmk we h;avc l h11k 'W,lnkcr• said abl,m how hfc pl\Xccds as a tncorpomtc ~ new Van Mormon
Sund•)· 11hcmoon ipthenng, ,n tsh" rh)1hm." Fos.so s:atd Cole profeMtonal cdue11or cover, •n ad•ptcd V\'~on of JcO
Cole~ hvmg room Fosso plil)'S agreed ·we try 10 find J W'.I)' 10 While the Wnnkcr, acknowl• Tw,:edy~ "CAll[o1m.1 5rnrs• and
rhythm gu1ur and ,mg.,. lead move people, he >,11d cdgethcir sr.11us as a novclty 11c.t, YMIOUS ·old favontcs Including
vocals, CAie play~ bass ,md gut• Whtie 1hc b.1nd clc;nly, is they orguc 1har 1hcy mmscend <on~ by F.h,s Costdlo and 1hc
m. Wee~ ~ the drummer and prtm;inl) a music gmup. 11 is that rcpu11111on. Cole =ned llcatle5 01 p:is1 IJ:W1.'i & CLi.rk
Wcsttrveh plays hannonJca "\\'c also :r lorum for fncndsh1p, con• that then commumcm 10 1hc pcrfornunces, Cole i..1td, We
=kc him play 1ht: rnmbounnc, vcrs:ulon ,nd laughter. ·we utn b,md ls phllosoph1cnlly rooted were tmprrs.«ed h) h1w, much
100." s,nd Cole of Wes1er10,:h, all afford 10 be 1n the Wnnker; ·,\s overcomrmncd lb we ntt. run people h.1d In looking
"but he doesn·L hkc 10 bcausc "·en: .tll tcnun:d." ,,;ild "11h M>rk, !Jmll)• and ,uch 1L~ fllr\\Jrd 10 tht I tohd.i)' Dan«.
Th< Wlnkers h:sve pcrfooncd fos~. who dauru:d 1hnt the ttally a ch.tllrngo: 10 tomnm 10 F= rellemtcd ·w,·n, m IL for
covers rnnitlng from Bob Dyl.tn band tsc>nly m-.,lw h>• 111s 1httt• ,,1,:cld)· pm~tlccs yCJt •ftcr )'"' th< fun· And indeed, fun ivtll
10 1hce Beatles 10 the Rollmg yur-i>IJ m trm1S or tmporwnce Bui v.c .,II :.h.rn: ,1 >C.IISC th.u 111c,,1.1bly tnumph un Dcccm­
Swncs but ~ll.o lndude somr 1<> hi> life C<>lc cmplhwcd the Am,rtc• would l>c much bcucr be, 4-<wn 1r they an: Just •
rcgg.1<, R&R Rnd 50, rock n' >Cn5e of b.1lancc that b gcncr- If 1hcrc w;i,, nmrc of the, kmd of couple ol 1vanl<crs.
the Pioneer Log. December 3. 2004 9 ----Sports----
Pio swim team expands into successful season
by Abl Kurfman
1 he I.cwt> & Chirk u1lk~
""1m lt"Jltl h.r, ll<1un,hrd o>er
thr p.t,,l thrtc }'<'3"' under the
lc.l<lel"hlp ol ho,ul soJ<h \1.1U
Scllm.m TI1<rr """' ,ml, ,c,,·cn
'" 1m111,,... u1 t ,,...h Scllm•n> hN
1.-Jm n\<1'1111~ Th 1, ) c-.ir, thr IC
>Wlm 1<•m hoa..-.b • C<'lnpcllll\"C
tc-.1m r,I more than lO ~\, 1mmr-r,.
mdudmg a doul>k-dtgll mm~
IG'ltn
I 1hmk the tcJms rcJII\·
),'ft"l\\'11 • ~11d --<ntor S\\1nmu:r T 1m
Lik.1ruh COS) tfl)· ,ntl ultllrn!UJI
medic) u,n1 no< ""I> 1n num­
btr, bu1 m tJlcm • IJl-.in,h l"1>
"JtdirJ the tr.im 1um min one
th.11 I> "ddmucly lxc,>nung n<>•
need• e\nd II I> the hl'SI )c•r the
men& tt:.iOI h~ hcc.n c. ,1mpc:.lllh'C
he s.1d 1\11hr ht1m< mttl ijg;,111>1 I'•, 1f1<
Lu1hcran lJn1,-r"ll)' 1111 nm~­
d") NO\ 18, 1hc •111,<>mrn.l
t.-.im rc.>II) (llm togcthcr .11ld
IOSl h> only fi,c p;>mr.,,, s;a1d
hr..t•)'".ir K;t11c '-lC:f\lt l 06) UM
,,nd fr<c>tyk). The mcn·s 1c.m1
hm<cwr. dldn t do so hex
1'h<' m.tln \1Lhll)' '"' lh<
men, 1c.1m ijl Wh11nu11 011 Fn-
t.l.a) :-lo, 12 "The-bni~ """•
wh,ch w,, rc.illr .un.UJng. •
"1cglc ,.,,d "They lu,-rn, \\"'1 ,t
meet m • long. long llm< • Th•
mrn~ ,ncl 11,omcn) lcJn1> both
"domm.111:d 1hc lrct">I) le e,rnts•
nl tit.it meet 1hr l'l<'ntt"r Athkt•
11,:.., \\rb,tk c_"){_pli;iin,.
The ""mm, t<Jrn h.,s b..-.:n
rnnst-.l<nlf) ,11onR<r thlln 1hc
mro,, but 1h15 )C3t is .i "<P up
r.,r 1hrm . .1S """ •o,er 1hce wi
few )'l'3t> our team h.lS hc.-n In •
h111lding ,1Jgc: >-1ill ,uphoflk1rc
'l.1rah c,~ltn-('On, {hrc11>1 Jnd
l\ll, ,ind """ we fou.11) h.av,,
<Tu>UW\ number. 1<> SIJT1 "mnlng
mcCl>.• ·\\'~\t: }u.J t{Ultt: u bu of $Uc.;•
,..-s-111 the >hon umc f\·c b<-cn
here; -aid Sellman. ".ind the
tram\ ••tiled .11>,1111 1hc, IICXI
It:\\ )c:11'\ He r«ls the ICJIII~
<trcni:,.h.\ he In 1hr ,p11mc~ •nd
1hr rda) team,, Jnd they tu,,
some ~ freshman who arc
adding clrp1h 10 our suokrs "40!0p:u!!Uf0'Ll""aa.....Al\UTCI
Anne van Gessel's ('06) dive produces ablg win to start this season off strong.
:><1 far 1h,s =n 1hr 1cnm
h.asn\ dmmnJl«I cscrv mc,1. bu1
IM) Jh' confident thrv ,.,11 C<lnl•
pc1e "<II 1h,.,uw,ou1 th< ,...,_.._,n One or lhe most ltt<lgntud
~" immcrs is Anne ,·.tn ~1
('06). wh1> \\lb n.tmcd N1>nh­
"C>l UlllfCrtOl< S\\lrtt1rn:r Of
1lw "erk ,m Tu..~) s.,, n
SdlntJn •l'° named Thcrtsi
L1k.1ru.h l 117} 1l>.1ek,ut>kc .md
Ired and the "\cr,.11lk-" Anoll!oe
ltcrrer• l'Oll) (h;,,k, II}, fn:cl .is
some of 1hr ~troni;est lcm,lc s,,·lmm~15
Among 1hr men, two of the
fil'>l•)'Citl'S whu .,re >1.1n1ng suong
Jl't O"cn K<:n1tm (free. IM) und
Justin L.1w1c>n (bn:a>Ulrokc. Ired.
>Jld Sellman, ond I.Jlwt<•n ·«•ulcl
ht .i pc>tcmul «'nkrcnt-.: champ•
Th<e kc)' to "'"""" lor ~llnsm,
1b1>u~. l• ·s,.1mmmg h~rJ •nd
h.MnR • i:ood um, 10 meet 1 hose
""C)tOco..,nnv t:I L['MI & CINICA114..nC:S
The 2004 Lady Plos Swim Team has fun dressing up lot Halloween while also practicing hard.
RECENT STATISTICS
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL
vs. Colorado College 67, LC 5l>
vs. Cal Lutheran 73 LC 68
MEN'S BASKETBALL
vs. onhem Arii:ona University
93, LC 81
1 O the Pioneer Log, December 3, 200'1 \VOMEN'S S\VIMMING
\\ hit.man 118 LC 87
\\ hitwonh 123 LC 76
MrN·s S\VlMMJ, G
Whitman 80 LC 103
Whitworth t t 7 LC 29 ·high siandard, and g(Y.lls" the tc:im
has ~l for I hrnl!i(h·~
Tor lCillll 15 n:.,11,· SU ,n,vc of cnch 01hrr and meets arc ~ 101
of fun bcaiu,e w,·,... chccnng
for cnch 0100 • ~lq1,le <aid
Athlete Profile: •
Katelyn Parady
fnten,law by Llbor Jany
Spon: C11"'5 Co11n1ry
Tr,-k
Year f11,<1-)""'
Homcwwn 11,,.. ~ <.pnn&J
Wymmng
Mainr: rol111ol ~•cncr
Fa,oritr quoit: .,.., gi>r
.m}tb.1011 1.._.. th.111 your
b<-<,1 b 1,, =11l1cc 1hc i,ft •
-~r-c Ptcfon1.1mc
F•Hlrflt' hohb) Rt<ltng horses ,.._~l'flll'RW~I
II I WCTC' ,,randed on • de-
1 avonlc ,m .. Wln
llc,/,/,r, (.chtn ,m,I ><:rtcd 1'huul/ I'd I• n m•u
l>lr l><Cllu.. I cml .-'1tn •nd I
,<unhurn rt 111, ell 11)
Drt'•m ,-.c:,uon· I woold It~ ID
\\ hn i,, the m.x, 1nllut.n1lal pt'f•
"'" ,n rour hfe? "1\ high ..chool
C'fO-.'-c.:nunuy cn•.,t\ h
\\ ruo1 gon 1hro11Jlh your mmd
when }OU re n,nning 1n a r11ccl
I m l""'fl e<>mnc-11111.,. ,... In,
•l"J)'S thmkmi; ~00111 th.-g11
•ht-Ji! ,,r ""'
Wlm arc )<>Ut pl.in., for 1hl, oil
'<~rt?
I run ahou1 4 ) J•)~ • "cc l. I Jl-JO
en'> 1r:a1n rnd bfl ""r)u,
Where clo )Oil •ct ,oor...-11 m
IO ycu,? ·1 woijkl like co Ix· h,
m~ -<>lllt'\,hcct rural. and 1rwchm,s
•nd.c-..cl1tng If )'<IU rould """ dinner
\\ hh three famon., people,
dud or •ll•c. "l,p ..,,,uld
th~ bc-1 I 1ob1hl>·Stl.'\c
l'rtf111t1mn, 11).., lnnn,•r Uo••
ht,tl) ol Ortg<lfl \ll-,\ntt-n•
1,,m, who w~ arJ:Wbl\• 1hc
g,r~1c,1 d1s.ancc 111n11e1 nf
•I, Umd. ,m:awr \\1!,1>111
l'Rl'lllllCT {l•rt191U f,,1 tmung
Ills C..o1Jrn I lw:-, "" .ndt
outlmu,i; wp.-rRuvus gO\'•
rrnnH'fll 'I'' 11<!111g dunng rhc
h tglu .,r 1hc ~ ,,IJ \\.,r) Jnd
\nqhn• Joi,,.
\\hat, 1h.-""~' Job 1ha1
you t,,.,., c•er had? \\<>rk
mg 11 I amnu• Fo.~wear The
l'«'l"I• "ere rude. •nd I dnnl
lt~c let·I ----Sports----
New faces for the Lady Pios might shock conference
by Vala.rie Hunsinger
TN: Lewis ~ Cl.irk Collcgt
"~•men~ basketball tc.un, u,,n,..
fonn•ll<m from lASt }TAr IS s1m1-
l.u co• r,:aluy TV c.x1rcmc nuke-
0""' show Wuh a new co.ich,
pl•y,:n< and cwn womt•UjX. 1he
Ltd)· 1'1os .ttt ptojtactl tu <eor.,,
run, rebound, ,tt.11 .md bl<xk
f.&>1cr th.in l;1.~t )Tan< tc-:im, and
m.iyhc work 1hcu 'O)' up 1he
L,dckr tn 1hu. tough conrcrcncc
So far the}• tuvc made 1mprovc­
mcn1s by winning the fu-st game
or 1hur Ol(Olllll> prcsca.on LC. rcll Ill th\! 1oumamc111
dtumptpns Menlo O•lcs
,n a lc,w sconng g;irnc ol
-+9•35 Farr and MC>On
also scored team highs
wuh 10 p<>1n1s c.1ch In
this g.une rndlng With
on l>\'tmll ptn<()n.11 25
po1n1s ~urcd In 1hc 1our­
n.imcnt
k> n•"'l 'Students
11,crc hading home for
ThJlnk'8),,ng 10 CrlJ<>Y
turkey "11hm the com­
fort ol their own home,
lhe I.J\dy Plos \\Cr(:
1m,-dmg 10 Colomtlo to
partlopatc m 1hc CC/ "'°'°CQ.111UY0,,.,.ua..4-
Rl1d Th3 b I Lady Pioneers perform rigorous dribbling drills implemented by the
b501• nl 0n"r: 8~".1"&N n-now Head Coach Juli Fulks before the pre-season games.
VltJI Ol\ll n .... y, 0\ -------------------~-------
2(> LC. !ell 10 Color:>do w~ not cnuugh ,., mlkc up for luh Fulk> 1> ~•dy 10 13kt, ch.J,gc (II
College, 67-~6 F•rr nnd Moon the 6m hJII The only senior oo this dean slate IIS they head ,oon
comlnued 10 shine, wuh Moon 1h.; rc~m. Toh• Hnstou, had her 1n10 the confrrencr SC'.lSOn fulks
scortnjl 20 po,nts while rur btw,.t g;,mc )'et with 13 points bnn&' J huge amount ol c.<pen•
pulled m H rebounds The nrx1 Sar., Krnlcr ('08). rcpl.lctng /or • cntc 10 the team. She Sd the nu­
day LC fell ,hon. ,,gain. lc,srnll 73· foul 1mubltd Farr, amc m md rem rttord or ~II-uni,: k•wng
o8 to CJ! Lwhcran LC outsComJ "'JS 1rne lc,1dmg rcbow1dtr ~o,u "'uh 1,600 c.trcer poln1" •• m OolJ, Oh1n She 1hcn v.-cn1
on 10 btcomc an :1>si..1:m1 ,,..,.
Sil) cooch JI \\'l!l,ler,1lk Nonh,
Southern Cross uno,c~1ty m
llirn<>rc. Au<1r:1lta, and JI 1ho
Jl'Wtsh Communil)' Ctmcr Bc­
forc t.-,mtng 10 I.( ,ho w.15 •"
.1»ts1.1n1 co:i.;h ror the Ycllo.­
Ja.:kcL> •t Oc:f1.1ncc u,lle~
There she lmprm'l'd their rank•
mg wlulc also coachmg sof1b;,li,
where she kad 1hc team 10 lh<!tr
first NC.AA 1oumamcn1 •ppt'Or•
an« In school lllito11
Fulks, commenung on 1h1•
i.cason, SJld, 'Our l<Jm go;il L>
10 htcomr hcncr d,uly and lc•m
lrom our surer,,, and btlu~ so
1tu1 "'' c.111 progn:,, In bttomc
a 1e1m th.it can cllllllcnge fort he
ti,p 11£ 1hc conference.
You can support these fadte;s
on Fnd•y Oc,c. l. where 1hcy
"'Ii hilSI Casc~Jc Coll<S< ill 7
30pm m Pnmplln, or yi>u can
l\lnc.' mlo WWW>p01t>JUICC com
to hear then, ltvc m JC11on HOSlmg • Bon Appcrn lour•
1cam 1oum•mcm on S.,turdoy
Nov 20 ~nd ~undJ.)', No,•. 21,
LC won 1hctr se:IS(ln opener
•~11151 Whcmon College 65-
51 Fn'SI )T•r AIIISton Farr nude
• sinking colkg1.11c debut With
an tmptc»l\'C double-double,
I 5 pomts and It reboun~
Returnee S;,rah Moon ('07) also
scoml a htgh I~ points On 1he
s.erond tl~y .,f 1hc 1oum,,mcn1 them In 1hc second h•lf. but 1hb In her first year il!o hcJd cc>ach. her high >ehool, 11.irdm ~on hem.,------------,
Athlete Profile:
Mike Kirkham
Interview by Ho'onanl Andermann
YcJr lo school Sctu~
llumetuwn \t,,1.,11.,. (Ire
l'c»hlon: 11,h-r pl.1ycd all,
hu1 mo--t oh,n 1,,,_...,.nJ
llobb1,;; \\~1Chmg spon.,.
v.ork1ng <>ut, ,r,end,ng nm~
\\1lh rncnd;.. ,Uhl o.:ca,wn­
•11)· dom~ h,,nu'\l.'Ork
SI ngle/Tai« n/Loo kl ng
raken
Most in~p111111onal person
and why: Co.uh G lni~r,,
buk<ti»ll co.1'.h\ He ,, ,, Hrll
1n,p<nn11 warh ontl docs '"'}
thong lo su..x«J und it.Jr.cs to
It-..<•
ldnl place 10 live: "Prob·
rhly H•" all o1mrty for,~ )-C.t
round 1,mpcrn1me
If you luod a rubber ba.nd.
p.ap« clip and chnrolau, bar,
what would you u,akc? • Id
c.11 1hc tho.:ol.ue, pu1 the rub­
her Ir.Ind c>n hi) "rbl and ,.., t
11Y P3J1!·t cbp \'t,u c:,n ncwr
bnd one wh,·n )''" nctd II •
f'rc.g/lmc rlt~I· 1.1kt 2n Ad
"I, ~tt<:h <>U1 ntJybc lill m 1ht
~LnJ, and try 10 rtl•~ by j!CI•
ung my m,nJ 01.11 vr 1hc l(Jlmc
rm ., few mrnm'-~ ht fort \\J.ffl1
UJ)BUtl • l'<C>TOII _ _.
\ty lll"<hm.in )"-" we wn11
k.a,cuc .md "<nl h.1<:~ fa~ lor
1hr nJltoNI tum n.im.:nt Wr
PW)'(d 1n MtNS5tpp1, •nd \\\s­
consm lb v.cll 1.• h..,1n1t ~ tour
n.uncnt g.un, her,, •
If yuu had ,t5 mlnuttt to lhc,
wha1 ,.ouid you do1 ·t l'.OUIJ
\\,lnl 10 go Id RTI' ior ..me IJSI
llm.: 11,uh 111 my ftwnd.,
fa•"Ontc thln1t abc)ut lC::
·11r•d1uun)l 'iOllfl •
lks1 prorrssot/cia" and why.
"Qllf 6<·~.rr I k ts • "''> p,,r­
<on.,I jlU) th.it. reluta v.di ,.,
students •nd wh.t1 "'' an, lllh>,
not wh•1 hc 1h1nk.,. we •h,,uld bt
int<' '1,,1 wrc •bout h,, cl.1.-..<e>
th.111,th. ih<)" ,re J..mn h,ml •
M<>il mlU\'Slilljl 1lung I did
in the pas1 four year,,: "Ll>l
>·c.11 dunn,1 Mntcr brak the
tt1m w.a...... o;n~.:d u, .utJ ~ c
dttl uurncrou,; things tb.u I'm
""' ft~" "' 1o1lk abou1 Oh •nd I
un) fol#' thew- abt,u1 Mr
Knud.l,-.1• Pioneers fall again
to Division 1 team
by Zach Mann
Fu'SI, 11 was 1hc t,nr,ctst11 nl
~n J 111nc1sco Don, who muo­
duccd Lew» & Ll•rk College
men, b.·bl«1b.1ll 111 wh.11 II 1akcs
tu bt .tn chic D1vt,,1un I •thlc1e
lwesw)' In 1hr l'IM LUN g.1mc
Jg.ltnM a DM~wn I opponcni, 11
".t5 1hc Nonh<m ,\rtwn.1 Uni•
vcrstl)' l.umhctp<ko In Flag­
,1alf. Ari=,, 1he P1<1nc,,rs onl)
tnultd by one .u the hall, 40-39
In ,he second prnt>d. ho""·~r.
\'1(101')' sltppcd ou1 of reach when
NAl cdnvenrd IS uf 1!,;,1r lm,1I
25 sh<llS, pull!n11 •"'•)' from the
l'to< anti sn-unng • Q'\.81 Vk•
IOI')'
U~F anJ NAl. arc no SllllllJl.(r!.
to 1ht no11,1n3I 'Jll'lhglu Under
had =ch tlub C,allLird usr
was a po,-em(IV...'< •nJ In thi>
dJ) r,gh11 for an I0\1UIIOn 10 1hc
Dwrsion I Nnuorol Tournamtem
NAU \\':b on, h,ilr JWJV from
..,,ctvn1g 1bc Big <;ky o1u10m.u,<
bttl. bu1 i<»t 10 E.!Mcm \\';1.sh­
mg1on Unh·crsit)' m the linnls
uf thc,r umfcrcn,-e 1oomatntm
h t, J 1cst.1r11cr11 ,.., the ,u.ichmi;
\IJ!f •nd 1he pfa)'<r> thcrnscl,~
1h.u they arc •hie 10 rornpctc
•i:a•nst these 1ypcs of 31hle1es
Cormnumg 1hctr prc-5Clb0n
schedule, 1hc r1onttr$ will 1,1kc
on E,-trgrttt1 Slate Colkgc out of
Ol)·mpu, Wash u>mnm,v. ntgh1
ln"Jr l'.,mphn l.:i>t ,c:l>(ln, l.C
wJ., ,1cwm,u, aiµrn'il F,-crgrctn,
cnj11)'lng • llQ-W win on 1hc
mid In th.ii g.unc 1wo ..-nlc,rs
>1cpJ1<d up m huge "~ for•
ward John \hc111> ('0-1) !\Cored 32
wh11t guard Danni· W1nchCotCr
l'O-ll pu1 up 2l ur ~ln11>S1 so·• of
1hc h>IJl ofkw.c ~ ~mr J
1n,nd (or th< ,nurr S<"ason.
nus )Ur hn"('~I, LC h,l, .1 mc,rc habnccd au.ick kd hy
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Lhe P,onca Log, December 3, 2004 11 --Publick Occurences--
EVENTS FOR PU BLICK OCCURE CESARE DUE AT NOO MONDAY OF THE WEEK YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR EVENT PUBLISHED.
FRIDAY, SuNDA Y, Ouisidc ,he Trail Room
D 11:30am DEC3 EC5
Ahcrn,lli\(, Cifr Fnir Potluck in 1hc Park
Outside 1hc Trnil Room Downtown Portland
I 1:30nm 2:15pm
Tnize Prayer
South Chapel
7:30pm
Holidny 1\,\usic C-Onccrt
Agnes Flanagm1 Chnpel
8:00pm
Fall Dance E.'tlravaganzn
Fir Acres Theatre
7:30. I 0:0Opm
SATlJRDAY,
DEc4
Holiday Caln 1\ctivi1 ies
Templeton S1uden1 Cen1er
Holidny Gain Service of
S11cred Song & Verse
Agnes Flanagan Chupel
7:30pm
fall Dance l::xtravagnnzn
Fir Acres Then1re
7:30. I 0:00pm Fall Dance &xtravaganza
l~r Acres Theatre
7:30pm
MONDAY,
DEc6
Ahcm:uive Gift Fair
Ouisidc the Trail Room
11:30am
United Sexun.li1ies Nleeting
Unisex Office, Templeton
7:00pm
Physics Colloquia
Olin204
.f:00pm
Teacher Education Info
Nigh,
Templeton
6:15pm
TUESDAY, DEC7
1\ltemntive Gift Fair Middle t::.u,, South &
Central Asian Convcrsa•
non wi1h Or. Znher \Va­
hab
Rogers 105
3:00pm
WEDNESDAY,
DEC8
Alteml\l1ve Gift Fair
Outside 1he Trail Room
11:30am
Author's Reception:
Dnvid l ln~1rom
Albany Qundrangle
5:30pm
Electronic Music Concert
Evans
8:00pm
LAST DAY
OF CLASSES!
THURSDAY,
DEc9
Rending (read: par1y)
Day ., .,
You CAUGHT MY EYE •..
Ahoy, Iron Tom Kidd! t,your iron ai. long aiyour yard­
arm? Bttaui.e I want you 10 board my vessel.
• Your favorite bar-maid
I ley cult' ba$cball player whose name rh.ymea with Dn,g.
You smell so line I c;in hardl,v r~s1 .... why don't you
give me an a1 bat.
lleJ LC community.
&\\ you reading 1hc ncwsp.,1,cr last Friday•
do i 1urnyou on w11h m_v rruJ<y freeatylc llowctry?
there's mon, where that camr from. happy holiday ..
• ,he edi1or-in-chief
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Meanwhile,
Happy Holidays.
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