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Volume 69, Number 6

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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2004-10-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

HE CAMfi!US SAFETY SPECIAL • 1 on ee r~~o
Lewis & Clark Colleges SLudenL-Run Newspaper __
Volume 69. Number 6 Fnday. October 22. 2004
LC alumnus turns education Debate takes first
into commn~~,!!Yrro~~~~im~~,c!,~!h~h<r at fall tournament
Teach For America
recruits LC students to
teach in disadvantaged
K-12 schools with the
hope of providing every
child with an excellent
education
by Becky Jones
Tc-t..h for \mcm,:.a •~ ii pw-­
~ 1lu1 rccru11s ond r«rnr
collcJ.,'< i;=tw,,-. "t,., .,, hard
V.\1rSun).':. hJ\·1;. ,uum• n:cord,-of
lc.id,cl'lhlp, untl CJ.n <km,,n,tllll<
both Jl'r«ln.11 and uc.it!cmt<
M:.h~'Cmcnt h' lc:M.:h In 1,omt
o! An1cr1CJ.\ nlt»l ncgl« u:<l
,o;h(,c,I,
In • n:cm1 lnl<TV1ew wuh
L<,."' & l.1;111< <..ol!cge gradu.110
.md ctarr<m k•ch for An1rnc•
tocher Juc llu:kdu. hc pmpo,m•
td son1< ul the dullen);tS, n-.
vmds and go,I ,,r tht progmm
INSIDE
NEWS
'Cormng Out Week'
hlts LC Oct 24 with
an open mic night at
Iha Plalteau, Attend a
wort( shop on BOSM or
hang OUl with Rocky,
Rlll Raff, Or Frank•N•
Furter, Columbia. Ma­
genta. Jaoet and Brad
(OICKI)
Page2
FORUM
Measure 33 may sound
great. but ls II Just
another way for lhe
govemmenl lo control
your life?
Page4
FORUM
Keny The least Inspir­
ing 0em0Cll'8t sroce Al
Gore. Vote for him
anyway.
Page4
FEATURES
CAMPUS SAFETY
SPECIAL! See inside
lhe lives ol lhose who
serve and protect us 24
hou~aday
A&E Pages6& 7
A com male 1n the
shape of Sacagawea's
head ls one of the four
reasons 10 get off your
ass.
Page8
SPORTS
Crew squad brings
home four w,ns.
Page 11 swll ,\n: l1.11J fir> ln1<nt111n.s uf rF,\ l<achrl'l', ,nd ,ht <llpll~
bc.:omu1g .1 lt.khcr at JM)' point
"h,k Jll<Jldtng ~c
At Lt... h~l'.lH.tremcl) JUI\C
J\ • k,1<kr in the u,lleg< Ou1,
doo~ prll>tf.un ,ml ".l' ,tudcru
boo> prc,,1dcn1 ht, J11n1M >·car
Aftor gr.ulu.,nng w11h • J,·11,=
1n I l1>10I)', ind UIL-Ur< c,! wh.11
10 d,, next he d«tt!cd Hl ch,..:k
0111 TfA. "ml ,kcttled ti ..,.., JUsl
"-'l\J.t ht \\:b )1)1.lkinp. fur UQn 1L-clf •b<> p1<1v1dcs • gn,Jt
~uppon n,;l\~ork h., Uk rr.1.c;c the:
pm,tra~ o\crJll dlcc:tl\CT\C~~
Wuh 1hc 1>pponun11y 10 mAI«­
• <l1llcn,n,~. 1hr rt\\aru., ,11, ~un:
tC' ht: nun\Crt>u~
\\111I, llus 111,u.: l11r 81d«k1.
h~ h.,, !c,und 1hc ,ll<Jl<~I n'"lnb
!I~ .-11h,n 1h.-da-.n><>m 11« II and
the mdl\ 1dua! ch•n~os w11h1n h,s
>1u<knts
8\' wn<Mcnll) h"!dm,t .,ti ur
"My youch and enchusias1n has opened
up an1azing personal connections wich
individual srudenrs. They're more excired
about learning. I can push them co really
actualize their po ten ciaJ."
Afirr btlng .,c;;c111rd to 1hc
progr:sm (which 1w J 15-lo~
a«rpt~n,~ l'Jtc) B1rltd<l w.i.,
tum, J and th,1 f'I ( J m .1n
eighth gr.we =th c!,t» •1 r•b
\1tddk xhool ,n s.,n ,_, Calli
\\'uh 1hc purpose of k.1dt
for Arncna, hcinit to hdp hnn~
"'ho.it, 1h.11 Arc bdunc.l up 1,,
5pccd, c111e of 1h.: htAA~ ,h,,I
kng~ lc,r 81<lnk1 ""' tc.JLChtn~
al .m r1g/11h ~1.tJr k"rl t,, MU•
c.lrn" "ho "<n:-.11 ~ !ounh gr.wr
lc,,.t I h•wcver ll1elnk1 qut<kly
found tll.11 he""' up to th,· Job
·\h->"u1h :ind cmhu,u,m
hJ> <>prncJ 11p am~ng )'><rJ<>nJ!
'"""c"u,,n, "uh 1ndl\ 1du.,l MU•
drrus" ,-,,cJ U1cla:k1 nle) n,
mt1rt' C\dlCd .,hout lc.1mln~ I
c.in pw.h llictn to 1c.1ll)' a..1U.th:.-
1hc1r po<en1ut •
rrrlul"' ,,nc "£ the ~ p.tn>
t1I tht TF.\ prt,gram 1> the !,trun11
IICl"'ork ,,( both k><:UI .,nd pm•
lr,-,1on,I >uppan 11"11 It pw,1do
fo, lb tc.ich,·r- TfA tc.11.htr, o[, -Joe Bielecki
m) Mud~nl~ tu high cxpn:1a11on,,
l\e -ccn siuc.lcnt> tum thar de•
<p.unng ,ltUIU~ •bout :1eh0t•I
Jnd th, m<-·ho to ,mm•~ ahout
~cltlC'\'Clnetlt .-ht >,1ld
fht~ I!, whcrt 1hc ,:01< , •luc~
ol 1hc program he.
\l,,,c th.in 3R)1htng, 81rk..k1
.ad,'\SCS •ny ,mcrcstcd S<Ol(lrs
10 ,hc,:k <1Ul the 11,\ \\Cbsll<
iSI ~"-'"' l<'Aehfornnh::n'- ., <U')~
dr ti, ulf\1.J( t him 01
1ocb1dulu~')·.th."" ,,.,m
8,dt( kt JIS<' ~re~ th.11 Tf A
!<l!. pn1p!t" up fo: ~uc,u:,,.., m
wl\Jtc\Cr 1hr) ch,~ It> rur.11e
.1hcr 1hc1r tv.f• }f.&~ Jrc ... ompk1
cd h IS n<~ • wlum= position
11 1> • •~JI J<,/, ,.,,t, ., lull .. 1ary
and bcndu, I"'"'" er, the m,>St 1n1punan1
J,pcct of the 111ogr:1n1 1, rh.11
• r=h !or Amrnc• "ITcrs u nm•
c1e1e "'Y uuffe<t -bl dl.lnl\( •
ll1d« k1 >-1td
l>nt th.,1 wha1 \\c •ti wJm
,111)'\'•'})
Unisex event to
battle stereotypes
Activites will be held
throughout the week be­
ginning Oct. 24 in honor
of 'Coming Out Week.'
the United Sexualities
club's annual event
by Abl Kurlman
C<>ming Ow \\cd t, the Ullll•
cd Stxu.c.l111cs club·, Jnnw! ,-·ent um..,, 1, J g,,,up for queer 1Jenu­
hrd pcuf'llt 1nJ 1hr1r a!hc, •r•n •
lnl\ OUI WU h Jll npcn Mlle night ""
~undJ), the \\cck wlll culrrun.uc
the f.,1!1)111ng !>.11urdJy nlW,t wnh a top 11, scr Rod,)· !lurro, ru:
IUl'l' Sh\114
In bct\\ccn there will be J
r.a1nbt'tw-hkc •1>«tn1m ,ir 1•1hc1
c:\·~nt,
G,in1n11 llut \\cck h.l, • thrrc•
lold pllf'Jl<....- "First, u» cddn.1
110n of\\ ho\\(' 1m.: tmr 1d..-nuuo.
h,," "c !iCt' uur..ch-es. • i<atd L ni•
>CX ,o-prc:.idcnl R) '111 \h)tlJ,s
U)7) ',irioml II"' cni.:c.mra~t.' ..
nt<DI 10 people lo be apcn UOOUI
who 1hr)' ••• \\-11h 1hnn~!,d,
their fn.-nds•nd ,.,,h the ,-.,rid,"
\\hl<h ,lie 1tl!«1rJ 1hmu11hnut
1hc "••~ h)' c,cn~ hkc 1h, "I"'"
SEE "COMINtl OUT WEEK' PAGE 2 ~OCYIIU'<~fOlll!OCI
Landon Mascarenaz ('04) gives a speech during a par­
liamentary debate round at the LC forensics tournament
over fall break.
Forensics increases stu­
dents' knowledge or the
world and strengthens
skills In speaking and
analyzing
by Abl Kurfman
Tb.: Fnn:n~.u.:-. tCJm :u l..ewt'-
61: Clark h.i. • solid ht'1ory .md
., hn)lht lutu1c
o, er fall brcJk, the tc.im
pro,cd 11, P"'"'""''· wmntnit th.:
lun.-ns1.:., l<lumamcnr he!J a1
Lrwi; N t I.ark Cumml)' thc tc:,m con...t.<ts
Qr around )'; pwpk md11d111g
co.1<hcs Approximate!) • 1h11d
of the r.,ret\Slc,, students Jrt'. lll'st·
)'CJl".'i, J shard itre sc-.:und•)<'Jr..
11nd a third Jr< ilnrJ u, l,,unh•
)T111'< !he dehl1e 1c.in1 "k••I"
gctUng ..irongcr bt.-.:Ju!><' rnl'r<
Jntl m,11e 1>c:1>plc • .,, 1mnmg."
Slt.tnf1 >.UJ
lmr Tit'WCC,nl<f fiJ>t•)'<Jt
H.xb lllll:i, , <>numtcd forcn'1cs
ahrr four )'C>l'l' in h11:h school
bc:c.iu,.-1,,it,ns,,;s ku me kn<l"
3h,.,u1 the """Id· <he said •nd
"l came here with no debate experience
and did very well. I kind of jusc got
sucked into the world lof forensics]."
-Liza Wickline ('06)
Thr 1ou11L1mcm dn,\\ ,hf!)ttly
kwcr Nonhwt'Sl school,, th.ln in
)'CJrs 1~ut h<c:_au..,. II 14J.,nt on<
ul the thm: Nonh\\c Hles1gn.11-
«l lllUm.tnll'nt\, but II w.1 <tll!
fairl> c,,mJ>tUII\C," ...ild l<>1111h­
)t'Jr 1lch.11e1 <.harl, \:.Ir
Ahhou11,h the tr.im l1J, h<:cn
rompc1111w !or • whlk, ·v.c'rc
much ~rn,ngc1 thllfl wh.'11 I &"I
hrrc," :,,,tld A:.lr \\\, ha,e re•
CrllllCJ, ll\'eT lh.: 1.1.t rour ~CJl'i.
J slew <lf people "he, have h•tl
hlj\h high s.:hool r.tnl<.s"
""' JII It.am members lom
w1th ,rar, .,r high ><h<••I lo­
rcll'.to ,mdcr thctt hrh hn\\
«er It> ,h, •~ Ill<<' I<> get n,·"
t><uplc-111. ~11rpn•m1t h,1w
i,!.;mcd thcl •re." !,,ltd (,h=l
~,unit ( (lo) .• ,p.-c.h COffi[l<ll•
,,,r 1hn· ha,c ••km 1hcy ll<:'·cr
kn<'" the) had •
I <JUI< hrrc 14 llh no ,kb.Uc
,-pcnc11<.t .inJ c.lJcJ «I)· .,,U,"
"11<1 Lusa \\'lckltnc ('061, • wm•
pcmc>r In speech ,1111,l Jch,rtc I
kind of 1usi g,11 ,u, kc<l lntu the
14orld lnflort11>1c,I • ~ts.> hdps her "hen ·nuking
1.nal)"1>-t11Jktnit nl\ own d-.,
I Ol(ll>I<-,. cv-ptcstt!clll r Jul
B1ni:tu1n !'Ml, who wa-.1'-'n "I.,
two-pc~n tc,tm th•t g.uncJ 1hr
h•p ttoll<>n.tl rank IJ...t vr,n, "'"'
th< first•><••" •...,,m 1n ht: \'cl)',
\Cl') cnthuS1.1~1c," •nd he ftnd,
thJI 11 ts •n,,1 to'"'" then C'\P.,<•
tJnon< for thcfflk:hc, and th~
1cam to, 1hr n<J<t !uur w•r-•
,u lor the .-umnt rc•r "'WI"'
Jrt ~1 ht)th ,:m .. u,~
1111 1"' ~ &"'-"1 c.t>On lu1
us, s.tld Aur, "1! 1htnf,S fo!!o"
1hr mn<lcl 1hJ1 "•' sci 1hts l•..i
,.,,k "hen ti,,. 1< ~n1 "''" 1h<­
h,\Um.11nc111 .it l C.
fot\'0'11<:!, 1, u,cd IO ,:oocJ ><"J
><•11>, plJnnr, ,n rhc 1,,p rh,tt ,n
m~ c:ompcmums, Jnd ,,rum
pl.tt1n,1t hr,,i
The 11,-,1111 1hwuA), Its h.utl
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1hc td.tthr, who ll1nghan1 ,..,J
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Log 'Coming Out Week' educates
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t111~~ "-I "'-UO '10 ti trtMQ, LC students on GLBT issues ~~~,!·- .. ~
CClffllNUEDFR()MAAGE I
mle m)tht. • Umsocl!II lc,uunng
Oft•"'''~ ~nJ ,n.wks Jnd, "ell
"'•1'}1h1n111hmuit11,,u1 the wc<lt
Tht th11d purpo,ic. \h~livs
s.11d ·t, 10 cnwur.1~, JlWplr who
mlglu not h.t>< thoughl •bc.!UI ll
,1tr.1J1 to lt'.am m<>n-,hou1 4u«r
1<'1JCS ,lotl ..i,tl l>'-PI\ ,1Jc111 l(o.11) 1 I OW"')'
ftl7l
The worl<,.hor, .,.. JII C>f'•
r<>rlnnll) for "'udcnr, r., hnd
,,m .in)·thmg 1ht-) \\J.nt u., km.1"
300UI the ~ubJetl ol th• pancl­
Jn,on...-: l:;,,..n 1.:'-11nc .mJ t\'Cl"')<"l'k!
~ m1..our.i&t,."J hl bnnR tt"t.~hon!i., kmtl ol -.tu,k In hmh.,
IIOS\I b .1 ,tall> ""l"1nJnt
r-nd fut u, lo Im c l>t< ,11..., I
1btnk"' m.my propk know l"\TII
k» Jbuul BO:>M • 1lun ,h.,ut
113,-s lcsm,m. h1>exwl11y ond
lllll1s-LSSU<> s;uJ \11,:1.i, .. "Th.:1c
,11< , l,>t ul h.ttl nl\1hs .,nJ b.t<l
n,puutlion, lb.II
people ,round
them "We decided co do the five differenr g<> ahmg "uh u •
L'ru"'x ... 111
cncou,.ige
more aw.irc­
ncss ul "hu
qu«:r Jl"Opk
•"'· Slid co­
president Annie workshops because there are so many dif­
ferent aspecrs of queerness chac we didn'c
want co cry co condense into one thing." Nonclhclco;.,
they "ould hkc
to lunh,·r di,.
,<>h" ,tcrcotypo
tlut l he l.c\\1S 6'
<.:Lirk c.1mp~ ,,
•lrcady conscious
<>I "There an, a 1()(
(1f m15un1k"t.11nd Nar.anJo-R1vcrJ
(071, 1hrough
JII ol the event,, hul ~pcctliCl!ly
through 1he Ii, c d11fcrrnt work­
ohol" GIB (iµy, k<hLln b1) 101
8i:,cxu.d11~ lOt Tr.u1, ltrafL.,.
-c,Ulll. tr.1nsgcndcn,d) 101. querr
,pmtuJhtr and BOS~1 (bondage•
disophnc tlnnun.111nn- ubmt<­
<lon. >.tdmtt.15ochiSm) JOI
'W< d«!tkJ to cfo lhi-II\'\! dll­
fncnt work<hC1p, licwu.c thcn­
Jrc ,., m.in) JllfClt'lll "-'pt\ I.\ ,1f
qucnocs, 1lut "" didn I wu111 1,,
11) to <<>ndrtl><" Into <me th1ni,t • -Kescryl Lowrey ('07)
!>.lid th< ">-pn",1Jenu. "'ThC) n­
dc,-tgm-d to be ,1'<e-,,1hle t<> all
J,-·,b .,r kn,,wlcdg< -.J1d 1.c,w.
TC)', and 1hc ~Ufl hc>p,,. '" u«:
thc,c C\Cnt> Ill butld "'""' ,,1 a
ce1nunun1t)' •
The r<JSc>n 1hc1c 1> a GLB
p.im,I •nd J hi;cxu.ilit) panel L,
'the IMUC of bl>O<\l.lhly I.Sa n,~U)
InIcrc,,ttnjt M,·," '-'tJ :--lar,ni,..R1-
'<r.l ·\It~ ol h1;c<11al p«1plr feel
1,,m; ,he ,•1J, lct'l1ni: un.ihk tu
p;ir11,11>.t1c m ttlhc:-r 1hr tjUc<I or
1hc s1ra1!1h1 ,ommuml) "They're inp about tlt<
tjUCct ,ommunll)', ,.,1d Sar.mJo­
Rl>erJ, • :tn,I wt'd h~r 11, bn,Jk
thO'C dov.n
TI1• c,rnl 1h;u J<,J, d1f'C\tl1
w11h hr.•kmg do"n '1crt<il)'f'C>
""l,w:.." 1hc I kt" Chctc1""°"1.1.1I).
• µme sh,m <tylcd lrammg rx•
rcncncc th.II lhc CO•prc>1dcm,
lie"< tihc .tS •.1 lot ,,r fun• Audl­
cn,c mcmbtr, w,11 qu...Urtn J
gwup of l'ludtnl5 frvm ""·••m•
pu.<, one ,,r v. hvm " "r•1gl11. 11,
hgutC' ,1111 wh1< h <Int I> the: • hcl • rtroncJ to tit, umpu,; ~k
t) Olhcc bctv.«n Ou ll-111,
20tH
0..1 I? -\i.'flthng nu
,hint:$ in h-.uu ,nd l llm
"ere huritLm:td
Ott 13 -/I cl1!\n.tl CJ1mc:t11
.,. .. , 1cpontd stolen !tom C""
pcl:md ll•ll
U.1 I~ • Muhlpk olli .. ~
In lluOme were hrokcn tm,,
"' llll<ITlptttl m bt bwki.·n
Int('!
FP, th,~ wh<' J1c 11e>1 queer,
bu1 want tn know hO\\ tO suppon
queer friends ,,. famll). ·&mi an
All)' ,~ the Ide.,! r.inr.l I'll.AG
r.urm, F,unO,o .. 1nJ I ncnth. of
Lbhtan, ~nJ (I.I)"• •• • IUU<ln.il
"r111nI:.111on .,r queer Jibes. ,tnd
ch<) wtll ht m ,mend.mer
lhc v.~1rk>h11p \\111 d1,,_us.:,
.,.h,11 h.,tng .,n oil)' m.:on,, .ind
ho" to be: ,1 lncnd to i.omconc
"h" ~ "-tUAAlmt: "1th «>nnnl( c>u1
:ind btmg queer
Then,.,,. nL<n)·. lll.lny ll'klrc ~-.
11\1t1ts pl.tnnctl lor the "'i,ck~p­
ponu11111c,, 1u le•m. to lln>" .tnd
10 upcn up Or, 1.."\tn, came nut
'COMING OUT WEEK' SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
COMING OUT OPEN MIC
Sunday, 10/24 • 7pm • l'he
Platteau
K,ck off Coming Out Week
w1tl1 this open forum for
coming out stones, songs,
and poems of all konds• Share
your own story 01 the story
of someone close to you ...
or Just come to support the
performers•
UNISOCIAL CRAFT NIGHT&
ART SHOW
Monday, I 0/2S • 7 pm •
Stamm
Soc,altze, create art. and
marvel at the creatMty
of other students at the
UnJsoc1al Craft Night & Art
Showl Make a buuo.n, paint,
OC' assemble a collage ... 11 you
need lnspirauor,, peruse the
offlctal Unisex Art Show! Art
suµphcs w,11 be provided, but
feel free to bn119 any of your
own that you"d ltke 10 share!
BEING A QUEER ALLY
Tuesday, 10/26 • 3 pm •
Not queer, but want to help
to further queer nghts7 Meet
with representatives lrom
PFLAG (Parents. Famlltes and
Fnends of Lesbians and Gays)
10 learn about what you c.in
do 10 be an amazing queer
aUyl
QUEER SPIRITUALITY
Tuesday, I 0/26 • 5 pm •
Join this dlSCUSSIOO for a
stunulattng 1nvesuga11on of
what 11 means to be a queer
person or f;iitil. The palll!I
WIii 1odude thoughts on tile
relauons of queerness and
spintual commun,t,es, al1d
the fact that the two do
not need to be mutually
exc:lus1ve. GLB 101
Tuesday. 10/26 • 7 pm •
Stamm East
"So, do gay people .•.. ?"
Here's the chance to aslt all
the questions you'd never dare
10 poltte company. LC Students
open up about just about
anything you might want to
know about beJOg gay,
BISEXUALITY 101
Wednesday, 10/27 • 3 pm •
Smith Hall
DtSpol the widespread rny1hs
about wl\;lt bisexuality IS
(and isn't) at th,s stUdent•run
panel. LC students w,11 discuss
what It means to be bisexual,
the issue of !»·phobia and how
to combat 1t, and ways that
you can be supportive of the
bisexual people In your life
TRANS 101
Wednesday, 10/27 • 6 pm •
Smth Hatt
Basic RJghts Oregon's Trans
Advisory Group (TAG)
leads a wori<shop on tssues
of trallS9endensm and
transexuahty. Explore your
own gender klent1ty, and
leam what you can do to
help respect and support
transpeople everywhere.
GUESS THE HETI!!
Wednesd.iy, 10/27 • 8 pm •
Smith Hall
How good Is your gaydar7
Break down .stereotyp(.'.s ,n
this fun, fntcrae11ve game
showl The 91st of 1t: A panel.
an queer c~cept one member,
wilt answer ques110ns about
anyt~ng BUT thetr SCllUal,ty
(1.e. favome color, Job. pets.
etc.). At the er\d of tile
game, the audrence tnes to guess whfch panel member ts
hetetOSClluaf.
HISTORY OF THE GAY
RIGHTS MOVEMENT
Thursday, 10/28 • 3 pm •
Smith Hall
Stonewall? Ha,,,ey Milk? Pink
Tnangles? Come learn the
hl!itory of all things gay. This
d1sa.tSSM>n will fows on the
ongmauons or the gay nghts
movcmcot, and will cover
events leading up to the .state
of gay ngl1ts as we know them
today.
DONNA ROSS
Thu1sday. 1 0/28 • S pm •
Smith Hall
Donna Ross, a Portland
transwoman recently feawred
1n the Portland Tnbune,
speaks about her experiences
with coming out, with family,
fnends, and in the pvbl,c eye.
CHALLENGING DON'T ASK.
DON'T TELL
Thursday, 10/28 7 pm
Smith Hall
Speaker will discuss what It
IS like to come out in the US
m1htary. ,nclud,ng tales of how
she succssfully challenged the
•Don't Ask. Don't Teo· policy.
BDSM 101
Fnday • 3 pm • Counctl
Chambers
Bondage, d1sopltne, and
sadon'lasochlsm, oh my (not
to menuon dominance and
wbm,ss,on )I This panel
w1U cover a range of topics
involving the kink community.
from how 10 play sate lO what
ab those tools ;)J'e lor. THE MERIWETHER'S
DEBUTI
Fnday, 10/29 • 7 pm •
Council
Chambers
Come see LC's own fabulous
gellderbend1ng dmg troupe
,n thl!ir debut performancel
Show up in drag yourself to
compete for 1,lles of the K,ng
and Queen of LCI
BOYS DON'T CRY
Fndoy, 10/29 • 9 pm •
Council Chambers
A wrend1mg tale of the last
few weeks of the hfe of
Brandon Teena, a transma!l
who was brutally raped and
murdered when hrs secret
was revealed. A discussion
~bout hate crimes and the
role they play m coming out
ch0tces will occur following
the him.
THE QUEERLUCK
Saturday, 10/30 • 3 pm •
Stamm
In OSSCOCAI. a potluck, but
oh•so-much more fabulous.
Good music, good (rainbow·
themed?) food. and good
company- what mo<e could
you ask for? Come jOin in
the fun, and bnng your own
favonte dish w11h plenty to
share!
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE
SHOW
S3wrday, 10/30 • 10 pm •
Unisex Office
Don't let tho lfsted locatton
fool you-we're Just meeting
at the office to head down
to Clint.on Street Theatre
10 watch the show in all lt"s
glolyl COme ,n costume, Of'
Join the costum,ng pany at
the offJc.cl
2 the Pioneer Log, October 22, 2004 Measure 33 debate
Voce yes for sensible laws on
Medical Marijuana
by Abl Kurfman
Yes on Measure 38: abolish
SAIF
Abi Kurfmun
The time has come lo phase
ouI SAi F Corp .. and a vote
for Measure 38 would comp insurance and one
or 1he insureN, of the
companies in the s1au:­
rcgulaIed assigned-risk
pool. SuppoM!dly, Ihe
state-run company serves
lhe community by offering
lower cost insurance
occomplish A sick person who
ju~I lhat.
The Sime sees a naruropachic policies.
Although
SAIP
currcnlly
COSIS 20% Accident doctor should nor
Insurance
Fund has have co search for lei.s than iL~
competitors.
noI proven
ilSClf 10 be
bcnelkial
for lhe
Oregonians
and Oregon anocber doctor, es­
pecially considering
the pain they muse
be in. it i~ blocking
rhc nmur.1I
compeIi1ion
of Ihe market.
Many
sImes IhaI
businesses i1 is supposed
10 aid. Instead. ii siis on
a S500 million ~urplus,
receives publicity for its
!;Candab and moves the
,mall businesses it should
be sustaining inm the more
e.xpensive assigned risk
/X)OI.
The company is one
~urcc of workman·~ abolished government
regulated insurance
have noted a decrease in
insurance premium mies.
since the market opens
up to genuine. cnpiialis1
competition to gnin
policyholdeN,.
Along ,,11h lowci mt~
and lesi. government
iotcrfcrcocc. pllasing out
Measure 33 rums back n1edicaJ
marijuana legeslacion.
by Christie Wright
.By Cllri-Mie Wrigh1
Votcn. should
OPPOSE bullot me!L\Urc
35-Lirnil ii1g Right 10
Recover damage.~.
111c measure
pre\'cn1~ juril!l> from weakens citi7.cns' righL~
by defining limilmions
in malpmctice suits.
According to the ACLU
of Oregon. ir also ~singles
ouL some plaintiffs-those
who have suffered injury
from hcul1hcarc provider
or enIiIy-for lesser
prot~rion under lhe
awarding
more Measure 33 is a decri-Oregon
thnn
SS00.000
10 menr ro marijuana laws
and should be senc back
victim~ for revision.
of injury
by heul1hcarc provide~.
WI, ile the measure
only addrcssc., non­
economic damages (pain,
h.iimhip~ and suffering),
IL undermines Anicle I,
sce1ion 10 of Ihe Oregon
Cons111u11on which
gunrnnrec~ .. due coun,c
or luw for injury done .. LO
t\ery ciIi1,en. The me;L~ure
is also in violmion of
Amcle I, section 17 Lhat
provides Lhe rig.ht to trial by
jury in all civil case.~.
MC3$Ul'C 35 Constitution:·
This is the second
Iime in Ille 1~1 four years
Ihis mcm,urc has been
broughI up. and ii h:L~ ycI
ro satisfy lhc criticism it
received in 2000. The
measure a11emp1s to
relieve doctoN, of the sl1'3in
of increased insumncc
premiums due 10 lhc threat
of malpractice suilS. but
doing so ii also relinquishes
an important amou111 of
regulation the s1111c hns over
medical entities. Forum
,~UH, 511' ....
-po~AN'D,S OUf.
W loses to most uninpiring
Dem. candidate since Gore
by Matt Savage
h w,IS a 1hrce-1Uu11d f1gh1 nnd
J,,hn 1-:m; ro,>prrd tht lloor
The m<l•l l:k,nn~ un1ru-pmng,
pL11l.>m1lrs.s Dc111ocrn11e l'tcs1-
deniwl Cand1,l,11c >Ince Al (jorc
l>ceJt t\111t·lic,1, '-'·I I hen, Ill.,
=n "ho lud rrouhlc lmp1nn,;
hL, own ha.,c lu., now bro111\l11 1 he
race h.1<:k 10 • d,ad htJI
At 1hc '"I) lcnst. 1hc dtb:nrs
m.,dc a d1ll<rrrn:c b\ lnJccttnl\
<cJmc much nttd~ m1huslasro
In a c.imJY••gn 1ha1 had b<-cn
humng tver SJntc 1hr 'iw1l1 llo.11
\'ct<r:tn Ads Af1cr ~ SI 00 m1lhnn
twrngt "' .ith A00\11 hr>" Mrt)
... the debates made
a difference by in­
jecting some much
needed enthusiasm
in a campaign that
had been hurting
ever since che Swift
Boar Yereran Ads.
15 • lltp-floppcr h c l'ohucl.lnl.
Kerry ~nnly >tood hcs grllund m
1hc dclxm~s l.Jbernl< m.:I)' h.t,c
alY.'3)"> rutted George Bu•h. but
.ll lc.ui nov, 1hcy h.wc a vuhlc
ahcnuu,c
The dtNlb ddinllel) hl'iped
Kerry In the poll, Hr w<111 [rc,m
li\c polnr~ bchmd 10 when: he IS
no" neck-and-neck wuh ll115h
~nu.ill)' wh,crr Al C,on: "i1S rn
2000. H1s10I')· 15 doomed 10 re
pe,11 lll,<."lf Inn who "111 '"" lhls
Unlt"7
In 2000, p,c>plt .,.,., m,-...tl> 1ndiltcren1 10 Ilk! rresldOlllJI
carnp,JIU' C.ort .,nd Bu\h "•"'
n«k-and-nak tn p,:,11', bu1 the
<j\lC!,IIOn wa, \\hl<h side ".,
g<>lng h• \\Ke The ,,nl)· i'<"Plr
who rr•ll) <J...J \\CR: 1he rrl,­
w<>u.,-nghi th<)' """' 1hu, a. •
momcnr 10 fin.ti!)' •.:t:c cPnl,.>I of
1he Wl111c House, Jnd they \\ctt
corrc,;1 h IS 1hc1r ~wund suppcrn
that Jtlo,.,:d 1hc demon 10 he so
clO>c" ,nd pro, 1ded 1he l\d-<llll
thc,\'ott Clll:lll,\' 1h.11 Gort duJn't
havt Thc1~ wu no one 1n the
Go.,n: omp,11gn. or 1n rhe "'urld, ~bom Dcmocrxy
The i-chg,ous nght "111 ,nll
Ix 1hcn, tr ,I0)1hmg. they will
br .-en more ,upponwe .,r him
th.an Lill lime. "°" Ih.u he h..­
dnipptd rho ·con1~,1un.i1c ,on­
,cn.J111c· <np I """"" h,. "'hi
hl, b,i_..., he would o,cnurn R«,
\\',,Jc N,, J,>kc The In the 1h11tl
debate Ou.,h m,ulc .m odJ rrfcr
tn<:e Ill 1hc Orrd Sc<111 osc an
1857 dCCISIOn upholdmi; ,l.1\CJ)"•
wh1<h ts r,udy menlloned 1od.,~
e.\Cept 11\ ngtu.,..·,ng lrg,,l ,ndrs
l!u1 .11 least 1hcn, ,..,II~ .1 fun:c 10
wh,, cJn:d p.uolonatcl) llOOUI the J "II b th )
C.on: c.imp.11gn llcs1<k,, 11 didn't C WI e e e ec-
sccm like Bush ..,,,uld do 1h.it
much
Yes. ll> uuc l,on: wi1S.ull ~bl•
10 edge o n.1rrov, \'IUory Bui bc­
CJII'< Bu,h h.id 1hc ground ,up­
port (Jnd the lef,11 ci,nncwons),
ht-".u able 10 i,'i:1 .,.,1,:r,ted by
1hr Supreme Coun C...r6 ICJm
~imp!) dtdn\ h.1•-< the 1<111. nr
1hc 1tSOun:cs or the .1pproval of
the Amm<iln pt,oplc 10 keep c,n
fil\l!Ung
And ti an01hcr Ffoncl.1" hap·
pens. and u sun:f)· well. the
AmenClln proplc wc;nl lrt Bush
get •"''1' with II this time
ln>1cdd ol betn1t md10m,nt
flC<lplc w.inr 11> ~1 nd ol Ru.~h
They ,11II d.>nl hit., 1hc D<m<>­
,-ntll• Clnd1da1e 1lu1 mud1 ((i<ld
1 mb. 01111un), hu1 JI lt:l>l lhc)·
re11l.r wlu1 1he Prcsldcn1 c.in
Jnd canl do The-..: pa." tour
yc•rs tu,·c been hkc a CM~ le,.
son. pe;.,plc h.i,.: :ic1uall) ban
(M)'tn~ ,lttcn11on h' the ~-.wem•
=nr [,,r " ~h.inge («>nu,umc.
11 1,~ • w:.r) And ,>nee 1hcy
rc.1ftzc "lut rhc P~1dcni ,.in
d,, . .ind ho" «w,tn.•lh-c Bu.,lt
rr,llly b. proplt Jr,:n\ C"'1lf'L~cnl rion won by a bor­
ing guy (again) who
seerns co have some
kind of plan.
countcrool.m" 1hts
PJmllcl to ilk! rchg1ou.. nw,1
1hcn, b the prog,cs,,,,·c kh
Groups ltke ACT (Amenca U>m­
lng fOjlOherl. mo\'e•on, etc .
will be uu1 m turcc Ned rl:in­
dc~ "°"' be the uni)' om, 11<t·
11ng•ou1-1hc-,1>1c lhl!o N.,, rmhrr
Tin,r will 1cll. b111 I prcd1.i 1h31
thL, ne" ,nd 1110ucn1~,I group nl
,1,111·1•1>, will m,1k~ 1l11e d1rTei-cnu
thb umc ~n,und
Ell her "11), on Nowmbcr 2nd
r1<-uple will >Clll.llly \'OIC h WOil i
JUSl be ,1nmhcr ctccuon "'"" ccn
1hr lesser ul 1wo C\'LI, 11 will be
1he ckui,,n """ b)• ~ boung gu)
(~g,iinl ,.-hi, ,-.,ems 10 h.1,c ,.,m.­
lund .. r pLm, be"'IU'< \\hen pc<>·
pie urhcr th,m the rcllJsluu, r1gh1
,,,,wlly ,,,1c. rhc honng guy <Jn,
J~ t,;,n,I) "'m
the Pioneer Log, Ocrobcr 22. 2004 3 Forum ~--------------------,
A call on the left:
Kerry, not Nader
by Matt Savage
TilL\ op-cd t• ;in 1>Jl<:ll m,-,,.,.igc
I() 1h<>:< In 1hr L.:wt, 6r CLirk
CQ11c):I' cpmnmnny who .m:
con51denng. or h.tvc "'ns,dcn:d,
,.,uni.: for Ralph N3der or anoihu
thtrd-pJn)' CJndtdn1< for thc,,,.,
t>I you" ho h,w, coruldcrcd It but
whn an: !10!, I am \Cl)' g).ld th.II
you Jrc ch<iostng 10 \'Ole for J11hn
l<tl'T)· m 1hts ek<:llon 1 find u un­
fonuruuc tlw W( do not ha,.,. 111-
>1Jnt run-oll voting. which W<lUld
,11,,w you 1u ,'Ille st111tcg!all)" and
s11II \'Ott your cc>nsc1e11«
NJ<kr ,uppon<rs. rons1tlcr
thK ,In •ppeal 10 )'OUr better f\ll•
turc, you e.tt1 ducb 8u..!1 Jnd s11tl
get ml»! of what )'OU .. -.uucd
\~r Kerry.
\\'hen S~t.ltt r•n tn 2000. h<'
nm nn ,1.., ls,ur1, t>f m,,ronmcnt,
l•tr 1r:i.d.c, um,·cr...J heatlthc•rc, a
ocn.,,bk lon:tgn p-1llq. camf\llll"
rmJOCC' n,lc,rm •nd u hnng W:t&C,
!>!nu: thro. •II ..,1 th<sc-pLitlurm>,
ID <nmc ClC1Clll h;i,c bctn adopt•
<J b\ the 1'Crt) CJlllJ"IIIIJI
""'Y tu.., thc bc>t cn"n,nmert
1.11 r«t•rd m th,· LI.!> -.:n,1c lie
,~ct,cd the cnclor,cm,,m of 1ht
Lea~ of Cc>nsrr. ~, ,.,,1 hcfon: he
be-at HO\\ .11-d 0.,•n m the pmn;1-
nes I ti«-N.id.-r Kcl'T)• ,1rnn11ly
st1rpon. ~•w'l!l ,nJepcodtn(.e,
and "111 pursw: 1hr gn,cn wc,gy
ahcmam'\'S of thr futwr He h.:is
been• true en,,ronlTl(!ntQI ICJdcr,
sponsonn11, ,~ Monot M.unmi\.s
A.'\ .111d I...Jmg tht lillhL Jg:unst
drilling tn lhc Aru1< "latlc>rllll
Wildhrc rdugc Kcny w,II en•
rorae our Mtons em11(rnm<nt.1I
tcgul,111on., •~'fr"Sj\-cl)•. 1n.,;icad
of pimutng •CJ,;ir ~klCS" .u1d
other 01wdl"'n n,ghtm.1=
Kerry w,II also pursue fair
tmd< Although Jn lldvocatt or
NAFTA tn t,ul)· 1990s, Illa, 11130)'
people, h• IS now qllCSl.lootng tM
re-sultS .-r 1hl• IJncwurl. frtt•trodc
tgr«men~ In tr.idc ntll'-'>1131ilm$,
Kerry \\di puL the lnt.el'CSIS or the
mvlronmcnt ~nd w.>rlu-r prot.tt·
lion ft~. no1 the lnLctc>b of big
buSlne» Kerry doc:; bcllt\"C tlu1
glob.uwnon is both ., nc.<C$Slly
o.nd an 1ncv1111hihty but thn->ul\h
his ch,,tce 11f runntn,i: m;itc. John
EtlwMtb, he II.ls ~k.trlv 1nd1c.11,'ll
1lut hr 1, m,>r<' 1Nn \\1lhng to IL'­
lt:n LO 1he co111.cms .,r 1ho,.-. like
"lad.tr whi> ar.: \\JI)' ul th • nc11,1-
thc clft,u of glob;tlQ111011
KCTT)· wlll .,bo <xpw•tl hcAlth
,im 00,·crngc lie d0<'S not I,,.
he,, m a Kui.cmrncnl·llm, uni
,,,<1,11 hci1hh .:arc pLm. 11kc ,he
one l\'Jdcr propl»<d lk dOCli
bdkw ,n cmrl")"r•prt" uletl
hculthc.1..- "'"~'<'. mcludtn1;
ta, mantl\6 :.iml ,,,11,11..,a\:c bu,, ..
mg JIOIII"' "' I, "tr u..i~ lk "111
al'° rn.nt.lc vlnu•lh· all ,1111.tr.:n
w,1h hc.,hhc:aic bi "p.trulmi;
\ltd1c,11d ,\nd "h1k h ...,,JI ""'
wl,c 1hr probltm cnnn,I), he nl.o
hchc,n ,n drug 1m1"1n,t11<>n rn1111
urudJ
It~ Int<' K,m \otcd l,>r ti~
W3t In lr:,q. but M ,..as du)X'<l
He \\,,,ttu h~,-c 1101 ll"t!C' \\tth"'11
our alhcs. or wuh,1\11 cxp411n1ng l>ttr r.111oru1k to thr world 1l1L,h
><11d 1hcrr s.cn: WC3Jkm) 111 nl.lM
ck,artK11<1n whrn then: \\Cn: n01.
and mo--1 p,:<1pk bellt'·cd 1hc
['ftSldcnt Kc1l)' wtll ncwr ltc
tu the Amerl<l!O people. ,md h~
w()n 1 &(' n Jlonc
Camp111~n fmanct' has 21.!o
clunr;.-d dram311L1ll> ""'" 2000
~.d<r ,.., tight to cnuct:c th<
JxmQcn1tc Pany fur .icceptmg
hlO m1.11.h .:orpc>ratc n1,>nc)', htn
1htnl1,ll h,M dunged The \k­
Caln•Fctngold fin;ma rdonn
hlU -·ctcly tc.'5IT1ckd =ru­
ral< don.uons to h<,th pohuc.il
p.,mcs. ~nd c,-cr smco How•
ard Oc:ln r.uscd $50 mtl~on m
"nl.111 d,1nauons. the Omiocrouc
Pdfl) 1uJ found the w~y Ill fill
the ,..,1\1 The -DmwctnU.. P.ut)'
i;ttll relic!. oo dc,n.illan fm,n or­
pnlZcJ Lihur, 1ht pllbltc =1or
and ,m1n>nmten11tl groups, l,111
the lnll...nox ,,f big ln1>1nc,.s lu,
d," tsJScd l<CIT)' h,._, robed tcru
ol m1lhon> or doll•" frum rnd1
v,dwb CI\TI' 1h.: Internet Just lilu:
How:irtl Dem dtd Im not SI)"·
tng th.It ~rt) lw.• not =•pied
in) rorporotc nu>lll!)', b..-ha,, bu1
mu,h m<>rc oI hi. monc) 1, fr,,m
1nJw1duab, Jnd thr. "1u\\li th.11
when he run~ the count'"): he \\111
be thlnlung ,,f mdlvldUJb t\'tf)'•
whtrc nol Ju.st \Jrgo bu.,.inc_.,.
The rruth is, rhe
Democratic Party
listened to Nader
supporters in the
2000 election.
finally. Nader ran on a pbt
fom1 1,:, 1'11L"<' the minimum "'"J!r
Kerry wttl rntSe the ftd<tal mU11-
mum "':I/:' h) ftf1y pcrco:ru nus
IS n1>1 t!I\Ough. bul It "' .. ~n Lt
w,II g1,~ • huge r•ISc 10 mtlltons
or h,udwo1kmg. ~ng, un­
Jcrp111d Amen~ It will Abio
rJ:lsc wages lor mmy of tho.c: who
1n.ikt more 1rum S5 15 ,m hour,
b.:c.,usc thctr cmph1ycrs wtll ha,-c
to p:ay them more so 1hat there ts
• >1i;,tlfl<'~nt 1h1Tcrena bctwt1et1
thcu w:igt J11d r.ht minimum
\\AJ:r Th~ <-Urr<nl lcdenal mlnl•
mum 1, not a lt,·ing w,1gc It~ no1
('nough for Amenc.an,. MruAA11n11
10 get h)· K«-rp 1mpr<>1<nt<,nt,,
,re • ,1..1n, JnJ .._,mrtlnng trut
should n<'t he dm1cd 10 Amrncu
wor km11 d.w
Th, truth 1>. 1hr Dtmo.:ta11<
Pany ltstcned to NJder suppon,
t~ tn tht WOO d«1kln [1!1111 of
lh• ntn~ 200➔ pm.1tkn11.J C.Jndl•
w1,-s wtrc lunhtr Ith 1h.m Gore
wJ, In 2000 Bu,h m;w be c,cait•
i:,·rm1n~ wllt'n he ...,r 1h.,1 Kel"r)'
b, "the m">l hh<r,I :,c:11.n,•1 In 1hc
-.mine•, hut h, ts h~n,I Kcnr
lot> tu •rpc;il 10. bm.lJ ,-pccm1m
of Htl('tS u, wm ,m N1w l.-"' he:
m1,;11 n.11 be .u ltbc:ral ~• some
m111h1 Ill«:, hu1 .u lclbt hci ndt
Bush.
GI\C Kury )OUr ~uppun tlIB
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4 the Pioneer Log. Oc1ober 22. 2004 Ballot measures, appealing
to America's masses of asses
by Josh Silverman
Oregonians un, bc:gmmng to
VOIC thb \O,C,k 11n • hl'>l or b.il
l1>t m,.,,_.ur<> th.it 111.1kt ,1gJ11fK>lnl
chnnge:, 10 ,we IX'liucs Fn.,m
medical nmlpnarnc< rcguLluon
10 1 he delmluon of m.1tnJi:e m
the consUtuuun the:sc lx,Uot
111t.l5\JN:S IJlkc kc) ls.we, ,1nLI
bnng them dl!t"ctl) 1,:, the pco•
pie Wink this fflllY sound hi«!
populL<t drmocrai.1 at II< lines1
\'Cl)' oltcn thi> proc:o:» b 1hc mOSt
undcm<1,11111c ~nd monc)-dm·cn
w-..y lor spcdJII tntrrcsu grouJ" to
hyp:i,,s g"vcmmcnl and Rel 1hc,r
legisl:mon p;as.<cd through shck
advcnts,ng t:llmp.ilgnS.
6ollot Mc., ... 11cs h~,.,, thm Tht< b dr T,xqu,v!lk, "t)'talln)
l\f ltu: m.1~• JI lb W\')N, whtrc
n11oont) 1ntc1c<1• lc:,,c .,II prot,-c­
non., i>flcrro tr, our ., t,c S)"lrm
"r chccb Jlld b,Llnc:-.
Pr<>JIOTICll!l> of ballot tnlll4lhn
com~nd 1lut hollm measum. .uc
an dlcc11vc 1001 •• ch«kmi: 5131t
b"''"'mmrnt so 1h.11 pohc,cs re­
Occt the will or the people Wt
alr.:>ldy ha,-e tb.ll check "" ,·me
for our SIOI< rcp~ntallv<S The
rt'llr that Slate govemmcnll> an, no
longer ~11$1\< to 1he popul;icc
b s,mpl)· unfound«I We ~re II\·•
mg tn ,1 lime wht-n polUict;t!I> r,nd
1hcm,ch·cs mcn:11S>ngly dm-cn hy
polls and pubhc opm1on We
elect our n:p~mau,-cs l>c(-Qusc
we ht>p,, they ha,·e the \\'\Sdom J dcrutpn b.l,,cd ,,n 1dcolo8)·
cal gn,untb It 1s thsqutellng 10
know th.>t hundred, or tht,us.mw
or 11n1nfonned \·<'I.er,. \\ ,u ""
mJklng thctr dtct.lon un ,u<h J
complc.x ccon.1mk nu11ttr
llnhkc ,, lobbym. who JI lc:i.t
~ 10 "PP""I m a r-cprcsc,mau,-c
who Is 1mmc~ ,n Lb.. pohucil
S)'Stcm. the l1111ners .,r h,llot 1n1-
ll3U\'e> .issumr • gtncr.Jly ltn<,
Jc-·cl ol undcm.indlng Jnd d,, not
cxp,:r:1 the .-o,er to cduca1c thcin-
5':'l•e. ahou1 the lnltlCl<t-. of
their htll lrbltod of •prtahng to
bJl:mced Jl('htlcol l't'.ll>Onlng. they
p.11111 tlw:u mc;asure. In cmouon.il
1d«>log)· that <tflcn 1'.nls 10 rclk<1
1hc b,11~ end results.
Consider \lic,uurc 3➔• "htch
woultl rcqwn: ongnu In
the PopultSt
muvcmtn1
or th<' IS80>
ond 90,., •nd If Kerry wins on Nov. 2, rhe siruacion the Sme Bo.In! or
Fo~I)· Ill m.1n-
i n lraq will nor simply vanish. All of the ~g(:1hc1,11.,m,,c,~
con h . d c I 'I I .md (L,1«1p Sl~I< countries we ave 1gnore 1or so ong wt h>re-L, for the
ccwcd ._, • nor suddenJy decide rhar, because America purpo,,c: .. r re• means 10 '1onnl( n;mvc pfd
u<urJ1cly has a new leader, d1ey should send their i:ruw,h fomu
lt,1111:< P''P- ffl 50'l, or 1'1.-s<
l:1r .,1,1111,.m own boys and girls inco che hell-hole char fortit, ,1,n>
•11J '" -is l raq. env1ronmcnt.1ll)'•
th<-IC\·d uf mtndcd '"t.-rs
d1>con1cn1 ,,mpl) as,ume
\\1th ck<ted off11.t1l,-. Altrr hclng lO m,kc Jca>lutb b.i.,,,., (Jt1 th.:11 tl1;11 J \°(ij( tn r .. m "f ,he hill O>
used qune sU(cC>Sfully 10 I"'-"' u 1udi:,ncn1 and kg.,l C\l'Cfll><" • vo1t 10 ,,,.,c our fore"-, 8u1
gn-.11 deal of prvgrc»I« kg,,L.• 1101 their ilh1h1> 1,, p;tndct co the 1lu, btll ll, far more uimpltc.itcd
11011 for lhout IWOII)' )-.:.lfS, they in= The trulh 1s 111051 people hccausc It wrtl .u:tu31ly decrease
IOSI popuLlmy b)• WWI This oll s,mply do run luvc the cxpcmse the •m()um or rC\·emtc sci ~Sldc
chan~ In \97& Wllh 1\u: passing t() lull) undcrsi:mcl the 1mpl1ca- !or 1hc 1mplll\'"Cmcn1 ol (OTeS\>
of Propnc<1uun I l tn ea1trom1a, lions uf nun)• bJUo, m~.1<urcs Weighing the hcncfits Jnd etlSls
nurking o. s1gntflCltJ1t lncn,asc In Cc>nSldcr Mc.1<u1c 38, wh,ch t>f such lrgislllion Is trlck)· ond
both 1hc number of ballot mltlil• abol~ s.AIF .._, the puhltc 11 n:qu1rcs 1hc, voter ro l)a,·c An
U\b Jnd the :scope of thctr kg• c<n1x1l'tll1on th3t sell,, workers undrrst.tndtng of both the :sci•
~l,11on Spcu.il 1n1ercs, groups rompc~non tll!,unmcc ror the cncc and economics behind fol'CSI
5,.1s. how succts.rul uUfomWII!, ~•1c ond c>tl"'r pubUc 4ntJ pnv~tt rr.:;.crnt,on
were In cu111ng tbc1t property cnll1Jcs To mJke • qualified dcci- Not •II hallm mc.i,u~ h.iv• •
ll\xl:$ and soon n:;ilucd 1hat, With Slon, a vo1cr mll>L h•,~ a full un• ncg:nivc 1mp3el on our poh11e1I
enough money spent collecung dcrs,.u1dtng or the w:ty 1nsu111nce sys1cm. but when 11n ISSUc dt·
s,gru1urcs ond crnlnng pcrsuasl\-c comp;i.ntcs JI\" run, :is well as the mands 1he ,·0tcr 10 be both a.n
odvcnisrm<:nts. the)· 100 could po1cntt1l 1mp.,ct this would h,l\'e rxpcn tt0nomtst •ntl poli11..u
byjXISS stru.c go,cmments .,nd on the stole budg,!t T1us simpl)• .m.tl)'St. Jll you -lit going to gtt ts
have • profound influence sa.tr ainnOt be cxphuncd In 20-,t:eond ~ $.Id mrunder or h<>w stupid ""'
legi5tu1on ads An educ:ned vote on Me:1• JI\". The ma=.uc asscs. Thank-
Worsr, the mnwtivc process sure 38 rcqu1n:. • lcg,1! cxpcntst fully ",, h4\'C 4 thcck <1ur gen·
hyJ>35$6 m0>1 Corm, ol checks 011 the pan ol 1hc vc>Lrr Both er-JI pollttcd 1ncompctcncc. h ts
ond ha\Jnces cxa:pt the firu1l SICp sides cbim thut c:u.,Ung • vote In ullctl r<Jlrc5Clll.lU\1' dcm(lCracy
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The Mystery Box Forum
Stewart fights
'fire with fire
Friday Oct. 15, the Dally Show's John Stewart went
on CNN's Crossfire, and through crafty 'bait and
switch,' made asses of Tucker Carlson. Paul Beala,
and the entire "Infotainment" industry in America
by Leandra Bernstein vi<ws on 1'l'IW)'•matk pan153n
onr-Uncr, Thoe -.u1cmcnts urc
1JSW1lly churned out by p111gr.uns
whcrr guCSIS Jnd hO>ll> opine
,,.er ahe d.ttly gomgs-<in iu cc>n­
Oicllng varwpo1nts arc acted oua l..l>I Fnd•>• cp1sodc <>I CNNs
Cro.sfirc w:>s (lOSltl\cl) gmund­
bn:akmg for 1hc t>e1-gm .. 1ng
popubuon of Amen= who on:
m pnmcd led up wuh
the shodd)',
often =·
,ponilhlc
1ournJli>m
cm,nJtlng
Imm uur
.a1rv.·a\'C~
nit popu•
br polmcal
ulk ,ho"
Crossllrc
inrned th<
)durJl>le ond
ITk>"II) mtW­
m J n n cr e d
h<»1 ol Cvm­
cd)' Ccntnal,.
The 1>.uty Aside from Stewart's
first and last appearance
on Crossfire, ir was a
glin1pse behind the
cunain co see rhe in­
ability of the cwo talk­
ing heads co defend che
crumbling grounds of
responsible, education­
al, political discourse. melodrama
Show>
hkc Cross­
lin:. popuLlr
£1>r I\Ul"<IS
kncc-jrrk,
rcac11on3t)
aotk, Jhu..­
thc tclrw.l11n
med1111n •nd
dcmgrutt the
dcmocro11c
procl'!<< by
m.,lungmlO•
Uon,dJpp<:Jli
411tl nllslJ\ •
l1>nn1ng 1hc
public with
ahru <>pinion< 1hJ1 bccilwc of
1h< ,mou,, pn.,gr,,m medium. •n:
mkcn 10 be fact$. las noa h<111CS1
Wl\;11 "'" do .s n,-.i honr<;1; ,;.nd
~lew-an
urbon •AAfCSSl••cly Jllih.kcd
:,u,.,n, IJCL or rc,;p.,n,1b1h1>· on
hi, r•o1tr.m lO wblch he ICS(l"nd·
ed. •y.,u kn1>w, us lnlere,,ung ,.,
he.Ir )<JU t~lk JbuUI m)' re,,P->0'11•
hilll)' rou·rc on C.NN Thnh,,w
1h01 k,ub in111 mr 1, pupptb
m.tkmg cr.mk phunc calt.1• :.lmw. 1n tJkc p.,n on 1hm dtseus-
5101\ 111 1h< news du Jour llo,ts
of Cro..,lir<, Tucl<.:r C.ubon .1nd
1'.wl &t:,11.i. b.tJ ob,lotw)' JI\·
tlop.ued o l.tX h.ilf-h,1ur \\Uh th<
\Jllt\SI •nd comtd1.1n wh<> ahoy
bnrtl<.ed a, ahctt onl)· gucst !or the
m:n1ng. lmmcdt.1rl)' aim bnni:,
•OJt <;1cwan nn ahc 0<1<•t ahc h!">ll>
of Cro»fm: \\trt caug)u wh<1ll)·
ofl-gn•rtl rmd,ng 1lu1 Sttwan
h.1d not come "" 1hr soow -," be
hhetrf monk<). -bu1 c:unc p.1<k•
mg scn,,w; ,mJ kginn1.11c hrJI £<1r
the main!olrum mcdt.i mO)ll1b-
Sttw3n cnnauil ahc JPum.,1•
lSII• 1n1cgnl) ,,r the ,ho\\ .ind
commented pn tl!o lr~ptlll>lhlr
role tn ahc dcm,x-nllc proc~ If elected, Kerry will have to battle
Bush's old demons, and it'll be ugly
I le cxp~d ah, widely r<11 db­
sa1bb..11on wnh the mcdt• th~•
has been opccmlly prcvalcna ,n
ahcsc ln>I four )"NI'S ·Hcrr. JIISI
wh.11 I "'Jnt<d 10 adl )'OU gu)I>. -
duded Stcwan. "Stop Stop, stop
<iop, <1op huning Arncn<:1 Yl)u
ha,,: .I reponsiblhty Ill atw puh­
hc dlSCour>e, ,10d )'OU fail mL<n­
ubly url~ Jnd Bcg.11.J wc:r<
spc,cc hlC!iS
-is thl~ really Jon s,ewonr
asked • Stunned <..irl.wn "\Vh.11
1> thi.s •n>~•-.>•r· Aside from
Slcw•rts ftr,,t Jnd 1'151 appcamncr
on c:,ossfire. 11 ".I> • ghm~
bdund thte rnrLlln 10 so: ahe Ill•
•blhty or the 1w<1 i.ulang he.ad.<'"
delenll 1hc crumbling groun~ of
1csp1111>1b1e, cdu~••lon.l, pohn
c•I discou~ t;acw•n n,Jdc 1hr
JX>ml alut ahc supposed!)' ,·abd
ddxuc program w:is n<>lhmg but
mochlitd thc;iarc, 1mcresml more
1n ahc spn::id ol p;irtl.S:m thcton,
th,n m crtanng mt"Jnm11,ful. pro­
clual\i: dt_bJtc
h is a QC! tnllh, bua th<r< ,..., •
lot of people tn aht~ country who
doll, kno\\ he,\\ to ha,,: pubhc
pc,lntcal dl!oeou~ Mier \\On(lng
•• • pohuc.11 can,-a.:.cr thL, ,um­
m« I s;i" hN•lutnd 1hr numbc,r
of p«>plc who h;i,c wir polu,cal by LeJtle Briggs
LL<irn up •It yc,u 6ush•bashcrs
ouL ahcrr In the upcornmg clcc-
11on_ Jc,hn Kem· L, ahc hts1 hopt
for • de~nt prc<i1kru for lhc nc"
lour years Ile Is nut, how'C\cr, •
pJrucca !or ~u of /\mcnc•~ tlL,
E\',:n JS..<Umtng 1h•1 he \S clcutd
•nd h1' mana~ 111 >11,Cl"<ofull)
hold hb <>fficc, thte pte\iou,, .ul·
m1n1Sl111Uon lu.s cn:Jt<d qull< •
few probklll> 1h.11 will p1nc111
Ken')· from loltowmg 1hroui:b
w11h Ins pl«4lts The lepc) 111
tbt p.ist Jdm1n1S1mUon m.ty pr<·
, cna him lrom soMng the ,.,,ucs
ah,, he lu5 sworn 10 ch;implnn
The mpt3d of errors. 001h lordgn
•nd domC>llc, ah.u 1h1> .tdnnnir
1ramm wtll k3\-c behind wdl <er•
aoinly preclude Krrry from being
ahc S..Vlfll or :di mankmd
11 Ktny WUlS on NO\' 2. lhc
suu•uon m lr:aq \\111 not stmpl)
vanish The lmqis wtll not dcodc
10 Mop lullmg e.xh other JUSl ~­
aaust Bu,,h is OUI or I"''"'' All of
tht CC'IUntnCS \\e fu,-c lgnor<d ror
so long .. ,11 noa suddenly dce1dc
th,,t. bccau.<o: Amcrlc.t hJ, .1 new
leader, ahry >hould ;,end d1e1r
own bor• and gtrls Into ahc hell­
hole ahat 15 Iraq. I belle"< th.u Ktr') \\111 be •hie lo uc;iac ,nd
l<Jtl «'1\tuon, ~lier I lun Bush.
but I ,ili,o lxlle,·e th.it "' m.iy
ne,cr och1cw abt .tm1>um ,,1 ln­
ttrnall,,n:il ,up1x,n we dcs,rc 01
tlm, v.e .1rt ,e:rt:iln mort Amen 1hr ttoll5C ,ind 1hc <.cn.11t (th,
S.n.11e, wtlh a brc.1kduwn ol 51
Rcpuh\tc.1ns, ➔Q DclllOI.T.l~. ,md
I lndcpcndcnl, wnh ~ b.d.1n«
,hghtl} 111011: hkcl\ I<' dwngcl
A ,-..mplctdf Rrpubltwn Con•
lf Kerry wins on Nov. 2, rhe siruarion
in Iraq will nor simply vanish. All of rhe
countries we have ignored for so long will
noc suddenly decide thac, because America
has a new leader, they shouJd send their
own boys and girls inco che hell-hole rhac
is r raq.
,.n, "111 d,c In lm1 her,, ... lhc
end ol Ken')~ 1cnn
Kcny, 1f clc,acd. mUSt comcnd
With one or ahe m0st pola~cd
soctellcs m Amcnu'\. history The
llnu..-<>I R,prcgnlall\ Cj, rur­
rcml)' hJ, 229 Rcpubltt:.ll\.,_ 205
Democrat> I lndcpc:nr.lem Jnd
I ,·J(ancy Due in gt·f'l)'m.111dcr-
1ng (lhc rc-dnawmg gf ckctor•I
lx>und:lncs for poh11c.1I pul"f'O'•
cs), 1h15 b,..-.kduwn "' unhkcl) 10
cl\;10~ II ll< murd)· po,,siblc 1hJ1
Kerry could come 11110 um«" 11h
R.:publtc.tn n1,.111>n11u In btllh gn:s,, could ,1>ncclv,1hlr hall an)
legi;Lumn K,:ny Ines 10 pa,s
!providing" good example of ahc
• hecks Jnd balJn<es mhcn:m in
AmCrian dcm«r:icy. htu pu1-
1mg Jn end lo tltc cmn:m llbc,r-Jl
agcnd,l Thr rrpc3l <>f ahe 1.1x cut
for the <\calah1rs1 t\\O ptn:cna <>f
Amcncan> cvuld he dcfe•a,-J by•
Rcpuhltc;,n CongrtS> If )<>U P•>
•ny .men11c>n to pollllo aa .1U
ahi,, phr.L...: tu. been burned Intl>
)\1ur br•m a., 1hc, fin,nc,al ,,,..
ncrswnc of mO>t of K,•rry's pohcy
dung,:,; 1111 wtn: 1,, be defe•acd. \\'C could dtse1>un1 m<»i uf kcrry,
amp.itl\ll prom= SU<h a, ,n­
lT<.be> m budgc,s for cduca11un
.uul hcalthc.irc lit ,.....,uld h.,v( 1n
Ju,uf)· "YT) f><>lntl!Ji duni:c to
ahc r\n,cn,om puhlt, .,nd \\,,ulJ
pn,h:lhl) lo,c the ,uppon al Con•
i;rc~, <>f'<<i.111) ti ht>th dumhcr.
h,,-c • RA:puhh<:iln m.111•nl)
1h1s doc, not me.in 1hJ1 Y"U
>h,,uld \'(11c lo, R.alph N~dc• In•
~•r:id <>( l<tf'I')' Kcny is sull 1hr
bc5l mnn lln ahc 11,kc1 .mt! ahc
mo,,, likdr to hnn~ 1hr m<»1 po,.­
lltve dt.ini;o to oor <t>Untl) ,\I
ahough ht ,. mor, mi>tltr111e 1h.in
mo,,1 of us lln ahis kfa-lc.mtnit
<>tnflll> \\<1Uld pitier hi, pohclc,.
,md ,.unp;ngn prom,..,. m.al,,c ahc
mc»1 "'""" Hr JU>t m.i)· n,,t he
.iblc LO lmplemcna JII of them
II Kerry become$ prC>ldcna, I
an 1tu.inut1cc Lh.11 1he he wtll de,
rhm~ ah.it >IIU ond I "'ll no1 o-up­
pon I mnkl)', I wnultl h< :KJml 11
I hkcd J!I h"' t!«1s10n< bt<.1\l\C I
kn<1W ah.la m)· Ide.ii.~ dt> n<>1 rcp­
rr<t'nl th""' ,1f the m.aj<>lll)' .,J
Ken')•~ u•m11111cnq, ah( Am,-r1
an puhh,
KrlT) "111 m.11<.e mt>lltkc,, ~nr,I
we nta)' end up dts,llust<'nct! In
<p1t< al oll 1k:i1 he: still l\;u 111)'
,1>1c I hc,pc, heh., )OUrs ;is well
the Pioneer Log. Ocrobcr 22. 2004 5 CAMPUS SAFETY COVERAGE
What do you think about when you see that blue uniform? Do you
remember the time your roommate broke his back falling out of bed? Or do
you recall that night when your roommate rode a dumpster mto the ravine? Do
you remember a friendly voice when you've locked your keys In your room,
or a stern voice ordering you to get off the roof of Copeland al 3:00am on a
Wednesday mom,ng? Is there a protector In that silver Dodge outside your hall
or a persecutor1
When there's a stalker outside your dorm Campus Safety is there for
you But when there's a bong in your closet they'll be there too. Love them or
hale them, the men and women of ·campo· w!II be there: both when you need
them and when you don't.
by Leandra Bernstein
\l,,q mummg -«lldcnh fu,,..
uktn note .,r C•mpu,~ '>.1k1y,
"'" -1..JT •nJ g<Jt, •nd ,.,m, h•v•
been up,,ct 10 ,ec th< n•" tnicks
pa1mlhr11: umpu, !he p,m,•I ,c­
huJ.,. new <'lhctr.<. perhaps even
tl1t nc" n.,.,t1h,h1s hJ\( ,aughl
stud,nb offb'IIJrd One >tudcn1,
"''ltiJ \\1.!tlxd to rt'1naln ,1nt'ffl)'­
nu,u_, tcmJrkctl • h < ~uch .1 w.1.>1r
of 1hr ,..hoc,I, monc) ",,ric>1i..tr
Jo 1hry rr-.all) n«d hr..nd n"'
Sl/\ V" Well. hr,,t or •II, 1hc) tc
p.,,..,ngcr pkk•up:,, ond ><<ond•
ly, )<>. C.:11np11,. .;:.lei),....,_, m ~n­
ous nc,d of ncv, <'qlllpnlffll
"\\c h.ld 1he <>Id wh1clo
Im f1,·r )C,ll'S • ... id Dtn:<1or or
ulmpu., S.,!ct)' B111 LUl\111 Onc
C.,mpo ><hl<l• h.ad SI .700 "nnh
or rep:11i,; f1<1m n,gubt Ul,C • Al I
_,tlJln Ji<'lnl, II ('J)> lo get IWV>
<qutpmcnl I<> 1crL1<c 1hc <>kl •
>.tld Cumn The 1wo-doot, 1v.o
wheel dm-c pi<k•ups JU!>l v.erm)
rumn~ u ... ind k"lllk' t,,f thr tffi('r ...
,;<~) cqu1pmcm '"'-' o!Jcr 1h,n
the freshmen oamro·~ suppl}' of
emcri;,.·t1, ,. hj\hlli nllihlJi:tm. Jrul
llooJh~us IL1Jnl been rcplJccJ
0111« l<l~)
In 1r,1'<"n"<' 10 1l1< 111Jtl(Jl.lrt1
,nth:n~ \lr '!!otUJ~nh \\:h1'l 1h1T1k \ , ... _
Campus Safety purchased now vehicles this year along
with emergency lights, nashllghts and Ooodtlghts.
<.11:1<ll<'"'' lnd1, ,·.uul.11.wn, :b ob,,ou\ly RI>! >tup1d JUSI don't
s.1ull, bu,g!JT), Jtug,< 411 r.u-, ihc: gel e,ughl
n,k c,I hJvtng 1,1 go 1h1ough 1he
p;,m,14k1ng ~nd 11m~..:011>um1ng
.m-cimru, kg.it ptoe1:,,
Ocpcnding on the m=. ,1u­
den1, ca11gh1 11ol•11ng the Coor
of Wnduct n-.av n"Ct'l\'t ~ .101
an~-. hncs. "ork ,l!i>l!lflmtnl>
Strvscc tl, the:: u.,ltc~~ .ind m,w
IOSt" pn\ de~. r ,u mmt ~nous
,,u,rucs, $!Udall~ RIJ) be •u-­
pcnJ,J ut jllll ,m d1-.1phn.m <lr
unc.,nJ111on.d pn,b,11 ,,n J'h ·,· llcy xooby-Doo! Whtrc
Arc You I
011 SJI . Stpl 18 Jl 3 ➔3Jm,
C..1mpu S.:.!<1, "•ll<cd tmo a
MUU1t1011 JII 100 rcmtn1>ct111
of an o!J Scoohy l)o"" .:an,,.,.,
g,m,• JI•" \\ l,1k-IT) Ing I<• ,tll\'C
1"'1 m~>l<I) ol 1he Gh0>t tn the
Bon fkl'lllOf (J k,nJ "")' ,,r S.)•
mg. 1ry11111 10 brr•k 1mo l·1dds
Jinine hJII '"'' mcdJhnK kids
1 hJ t nc:" l.;m1 ~
roll"" "• lnv­
,llulb ~xr-·n
Cumn n:m111d
,1udrnt, 1h•1
the coch of lhc
,ild vclttdcs hJd
Jboui 100,00,.l
11111N I kn""
1h11 hhc "°"
,ch,dr-.l '"''~
lu,h) Jnd nc\\ Depending on che:: crin1e. ~cudents caught
violating the Code of Conduce can receive
warnings, fines, work assignments, service
ro rhe College, and may lose privileges. """ •P­p rt hc n dc d
b) C unpus
S.1kl\'
\\ ht I~
pJ11nlltn)l
Nll•1dc o>I
lc-mpklnn,
an ofhc(r be·
=• ,...,,,,,.
CIOUS when
h111 WC' t-.pt,. I
lhr~ uri. hl For 1nore serious offenses, sn1dents can be
suspended, pur on disciplinary or uncon­
ditional probation. he ~rn. l'Ao
f1g1m~ "olk
1hn,ugll 1hc
dnung lwll Li" ., k.t.>1 t,,ur
Crtme ond Punl<hmem
F,,r t\c1wn, "ho hJs ,c,iod
hcr,,,r 111< f'tcl Rc,·k" &1.1rd c>t
mcl w11h the lkJn ,..f ~1udc111.,
)1111 f ldndi;,. 1hc pmcc,..1, ,1II tro
fom1h.ir Howc,cr, If )'<11.1 re c•nc
ol 1he 111Jny people who h;,-.:n\
!\"llrn .:.1111:ht or h3vc no 1roublc
k«plnJ: 1he11 n.is<s dcJn, II\ !>tilt
""n"" h1I,· h> fomtliJrt:.c )'OOt'<lf
wuh Ille dl,..:1phn.,ry pro.:c"'
Siudc,us "ho a,c c,ujlh1 ,.,.,.
l•11ng ,ht l C Code of Conuu.i
"tit cn«1umcr J fair JU 100 r.m,1-
tur U• uur o,,~~ .1clvcrs;in~ m•y <V<n hi, 1umrJ ,,,,,., h> 1hc
ronlJnd p.>h,c, \\l'ICI( 1h~) are
pJtXo.'<'d 1hi,x1gh .an <'<II mon·
p;,tn'l4kmg, 1nrfh,1c111 •ntl ,-.
pc'lUI\~ >)'-leffl
lldvr< wu d«Hk 10 go
drunken dum("'lcr ndmi: hl'l.'ak
,mo 1hc MJn,>r l lt1u,c, "'1 lu-c 1,,
• l•undl) roon, <>r ,wn m.1k1ni:
b.11 htuh gin lll y,,w Jorm. "'"
>1dcr the con.""lucn,"°
I huu,ih .ill ul the>< thing,
-..,und mu•dthly fun. 11, Ju>!
nc>I w<>nh tl1< ,u~ .md m,on­
,vittn« or mtc11n11 "11h Jon
□dr1dgc and Rcsidrncc ult. and
making ,n app<~l 10 ,he rcct Rc­
, 1cw n.-,ard hi, 1101 roui:Jt-You·l'l.'
6 the Pioneer Log, October 22, 2004 \\'hrn 1h~ ,,rt,ar "cnt 1r1 to
ln\'C!>llf,;11,, 1h: l,,und 1h, ,,...,,
•llrmpllng lo lolul one i;,,tlon ,,r milk, Ont gnlt.-,n "' \\htp(l<·d
<i<Jm ., 1wo-pound WK of
I u.cky Charm,. ccu::il :md • ,.,.,.
l.101-loni; s;abm1
When quc,,1,1n111n~ thr '"'"·
th.! uffi,..:1 dt1cct<d the subtle
,nom.i ut tnJMJU.11t.1 Upon fur-
1het lll\<>11g,u1,m, 11 ",... dt1.cr­
m1ncJ 1h.11 one <'f the '"" >tu­
d,·111~ wa,, In fX""b>1on of 1hc
"""k) ·\\«d 11(,ih wen: 1umcd
owr 1<1 John Etdndge for funhrr
d1K1pl11my measures
The C,h~ ul 1hr Bon Elt\-:i1or
1s suit ~l Lll'!,'<' THE BEST WAY TO
MEET CAMPO ...
You may have had a run-In with Campo, but can
you say that you actually know them? Here's your
chance. Read on
8111 Cunin
• ampu, Sukt~ Dlr<ctol
f.n1plo1·cd ~inc•. 1 !Xll
t 1111< "'1owu fa,1 Ltll 1bc
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L111lc lmo"n '""' hngt'f
p1u111n • ttxhnic1.1n
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10 h•w ,..,, ·= 111 M•""'
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\ldvln tlarrl,
Oll1«r
fmploycd \1n«; 200 l
liulc known Fae1· ltJ> SI~
chttdrrn Juli• l .ay1on Co11ch
0111<)
tmptored sin«· t '>Ill,
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cha;l l ,,11, h, ind l,,i h1c-h.m,J
"'"'~ on mu1<>1t.;dc., ,nJ !Jw"
lhcm
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fmployl'd ,incc· ll'\04
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tn o\utL\.-f.n.~ n.11.nl~ 1110d rr'-Tnl•
h n, .... rt..J
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t.._ "'1 , 1)!11111 nil n lhe
UnurJ Kmg<.h.wh >Ulh Kmt".1.
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I inle known race Cuncmly
,nrml•ni \\ 1U.1n1wc to wc•rk on
~,,...~r. ,n rtulo.t,phy SAFETY S
CAMPO IN ACTION
by Elizabeth Young
On \iond•y. 0.:1 11 • p.1rlang
11<l<c1 \\ntcr l.:,r l.c"1> & CIJtk
~;t, nukmi,: h<r roonds :md
rq,.,rr«I lrndu,i: , n1.111 •kcp•
m~ In till' p.t.<"<ng<1 ,ca\ ul •
1eh1d~ m the-I tr ,\.:m p.nktng
~~ \ umpu, 'i•frt)' offu:rr "'"
cillcd tn hrr a,-.i-.i.mcc The: ol •
11<,r u!Nn ,d • l\>llcd Ufl dollar
bdl .md • "hue powdrr on 1hc:
d.bh!)<),1rd 1>f tht ""'• 1hr pcl\\•
dt1 w.is •bo fnund 1>n tli., nun.
;,-c,,15h,n
Su.,p,<rlng tht'S<' O~l'\·cd
ucms '""' drui; p.imphcnuh•.
tht <>lhu:r ulkd th,· Ponbnd
l"oli..c. Th<-m,,n \\,1> l<lrnulird
.1\ ~h.,"11 O.,xh llcn.h datmcd
1h•1 hi., lnend h,,d bttn dnv­
lng bu1 rclu...:d to ldt·nnly hlS
mend, ~ °"'"" Then. Be-.u:h
bi:~n ari.-um,1t \\1th tht afl1«r:
he ;accu...,d 1nm or onl) bemg • schO<ll "'unt)' ,:u.m.J who hJtl ""
iUJtlwrit)· ,tnd cl11m.-d th.Ith, wa,;
P"''"I\ llmnl t>IT.
n,r ollr,cr tol.l Bc.u h he wa,
«>11c<l he II.Id nu ~uthont) tc,
hold llc•d1 •~rul hb "111 The
c,lli1.<-r tllld h,m tlut he tlluld "l'I
10 !<live ,i any nmc lhc llfllc~,
li'mrlcr,d J l!C.>J>.t>• OO(lu• and
pres<mru 11 w the 1ncl,..,dwl "ht•
rlk-n •·'l"<"Oed J de,;,n-to leave tn
tiu c-JI Bc:fo1c he h.ld the ,h.lmc
Ins lnend •r'P<'••cd w11h • h 1,.k,
p.,tk rh~ sen>nd m.m "·" 1dcntt•
li<"d;,., l•llle', I!. \'ts1
lk.ich •nd \c,t an-,usp,:,1cd
of bn-aktng mto LG ,~ndmg
m.1<hme,, •nd ,,r 1he ~CCOI lh.:ft ,,r Up<t>p rompULt1$. l\oth lu,~ J
,nm1nal hbtory. Tm.;· \\Ct,: dn,·
mi: J hluc I fond.I l'rdut.lc "'Ith
Ortj!M ptllc l.'11\1-660 UfflJ>l1'
Salet) ;id-,,-.,,. ~u,knls ltt c::ill ,u
7777 tf 11"')· -.« 1h= mrn t>n
C:.tmru, Earlier tn the year, the
Pioneer Log asked
students to send In
accounts of their en­
counters wilh Campus
Safety
The subm1ss10ns are
reproduced below.
Names have been with­
held for confidenUality.
Pur rrl.t11on.Jur \\1th C.un
f10 ts iar,1111<d and ~11n,·11111t
,·t•l,1111• Our most innuoruhk
.. rh.ounkr v.nh C-Jn,p,.,, "-"''~
pt,i. dunng 1l1< •pnng so11<:>1c1
of 20<H Aher uouplc nl dnnlc.,
"t' d«iikd ,., 1,ik a !c,,urtl>
C\'cnm~ 1>11<>11 \\r m1gl11 ha,c
lxcn ,mol<tng p,,t m a mt k
down t><·•r rhc p,:101 when C.am-
1'1' l.,und,al .tn Jmbt«h lrt>n1 ~II
todc>. 11tc ,rn:k =nncJ tmo
the w,,oJ,,. \\lkrc "10'4 tither
lud for a prol<>n~ed p.11,,.J <1!
UtnL' or ran thmusJi the """'"
hk fugm,es One of '" M·
rrmptcJ 811 ,~ri> &.•p,: .,nd v. u
,ul~i<ntl) ,hJ,cd 1hn,ugh
c.imptt< b) \dlm Mtfullollhm­
.elf? I mr-Jnl Olhc:cr M, Fllll
Aoonnnous
Runmni; trom l.:i "I~
On A w2m1 ,prtng nig)\t,
1.'o,o.n through the 11,:0
\nd lhc b.,11 •If :1llgh1
rt,rrel.a P'f'C In In) poclctt,
,\ beer 111 m) fund
Ind JU'II },mh 10 g<>
r,r I IDC.I, ,ifet~ Lu,d
Rumung tnlm < nnpo
\\l1J1 • fun ,pon •
Inn fldndi:r \\111 lr,,wn
\\ hen h< "<'CS n11 r~p,,n
nm 1..," ,n) oo I~ ,-,m'L
llo:ausr no" l n1 tl\Sld<
\nd I ,-1pc:d a lrimd Clln1
\\'hm I ~1..,,1 her~ 111 hllk1
All(III) 111N by Jonny Keeprunnln
In n•~h1 h • n .1• ~,m ny
•I 11~ <1lt,111~ "'""" Utmpn
h.-(\)!f,a m,'l>ln.d \\ith Jl(Jll1~
drlnkmg. ,\ loc ,,t Jnqkmt M
!(I' th, f''""f'J">' the-IJl.•1 1h1ng
r n:lll(mhct b,,f,,rc •fl the run
1oU111<-d w.i, wolkmg Int<> T,mpk·
ton n,,, ,,,wall) ".,lkmi: tn, bu,
,1J111<oodung u .1nd r, lt:,n_g tltu
H•). In, 1n 1h, p1oc.n, c,f hl..,k
IPl\l>lU •
l ,1\\•kc lr1m1 my ,cmH11lCl>n
><l,•11.> >Ute 1,, find rlut 1 ,m run•
mn~ ""I JU.st jog;11ng, hut n:-Jllr
runnln)l1 ~ I ncmdcr why ,m I n, ll'Jlll\Jth«I .ind tnrd 1,,
th19\\ ni, to the, w,,uml :,m,l'
t,~ ""'' un.<U<...-lul lu-cn.kd
up n, \I tu the 1,11)1<-s prn.,: 1
51111 ... ~ ,Urt ,,r wt,,, 11"'t ~•r
a11d"h l"'ll>tackk-d lnt<1,rcd
twt> ,nor.-mm •l'J'TU"<·ht~ ITh:.
\\ 111"'01 mtmg 1h.ar 1hr} \\rr<
rhe ,utlM1cy, tht;· grol>l!lld my
~"'" rh= .mc 11110 1hc Ju1
and culled mc
ft WJ:, JI ll.ur mo1nt11t tlLu
I r,-,1h.:~ L.trnpo otfic..-n luJ
"'4l<l~ m, and thm I 1'11,,ulJ
tu,.,, upt runntni; After 1 ...
111~ h.m,lcuff<"d, I ":u hh>U)tht
I awake from 1ny semi-unconscious
srace ro find chat I am running ...
runnmg.. .1nd tnorc m11,.,,n.1n1I~
"her .. ~ .lm t1
I ,;tJn 10 ~1,,w Ju\\n und n:
.ill1c th•t I •m .itll on C;am1>11>
I cmuc h> ~ " tll lnr. riw:c: an,I
then '" • M<'I' No ...,.,nu d1> I
•top thcn I S<t thn>Ugh th, c,,r
ntr ol mJ ~c 1hn1 ~-.m,,hrng L ..
qu ... kl) mo,mg to,.,nls me I
bm« 11\)-,;clf IN the oneonun~
hi,,.. Aftn b.,,ng >lhJI I. I rr-•I
t:, 1lt.1110mconc- It ,d 111.st t•~lcd
n1c Thts ..,..,n 1 1us1 n<>mul
fo.,ib.tlf uitl.lr, 1>111 ffi(110 hl.c Ori<'.
)"U \\<mid x~ m a WWI w1~-
11tnr, m•u I, the l<1nd llcu nukes
)OU dunk. \1,111, I lh gl•J 1m1 nt>I
tlur guy•
An cyt"1m,-ss tbc,nlxd 11 ,.,
me Ilk 1h1s, ·Hr, c.mw: n1nmng
n.-Jfl)' fa-.t ymi ,,en-Ju>I SlJIIII
Ulj: tf1tn-whrn ht •pc,u<d ,oo
Tiu, nu.,..,.J mr 1,, hu th,, gr.,und
i!nd lldt across lhe 1""'1 I v.u
,i,u,J111g fn the mt<ldlt of 11..­
rN<l In l,,,nr ol \IJ,:giu when I
":IS IJ,kt,d hu1 I llll'l 1111 W th k>
much r, •~ 1h11 ml t1.1<krr Md
I ,ltd ,m tilt roJd mJ 11110 die
g,,i-,
N,11 knv,-1ng v.ho 1h15 rcr·
wm "' l\ f 111sun1h w.:111 lrtl\
d<fm,o;c llkl<lr ond thrt" Ille 1,, C. unpo lle..ulq,1.111cr, .and
~";uitJ mr 11ll1ttJI .-..:t1r1 w
,tu, l)m.111""1' Pt>1tlimJ f',,lta
~11,,n wh.-~ I p.,scJ for .1 mug
,hr>1 h.id m) hn,;,-l)'rtnis rakn
.ind won the gr.mt! pn.c .111 JJ>
I" •ran.:c u1 coun onr nl<'nt h
l.,1er
As for "-' m1u11cs \\t111 I n:•
Ct'l\:l'.J \:,nuu1 u.1.1.S JnJ -.UJps
tn,m sluiu,g ~ tht .i pluit
\\h<n I .... tad,lcd The t,Kklr.
.iho ru1ntd my Ju 10, p,1111" 11nd
h,n I h•d • n1er. limp 111 ml
wall.. fonhc nc>t month and 1he
potcnual ol II hrmg ,1 hl<•I< ,
onJury t •rn1,u• onl) .1usi11101
IK'ln for thrtr Jrt1011 "a, rlu,
"fan the)· :tppt,1;1eh<d = I r.in
~nJ llltd h• •-uh one or thtn,
Jlter th<:)• lw.J t.>t.Urd m.-{ wnh
uUl1Ullnit "l"' the) \\trd
<;,nre 1hty 11:li M rnv,f ol
1hclr Sid< of the llOI) mJ I
h.,d 1n~ul c-cwunc<Sn on m~
Sid, ~fl 11I ii.., ;hJ~ "lu·,~
dmrp<d hu1 I s11II 1..J 10 •r·
rc.u 111 c,,,u,
for JIJ )CIII 111l5dnd•rrutl..trs
~nJ Jlllt1k'ri ti \'U\I C\Cf U'ff"'
1,, the r.-~lr: 1 on rlt.11 you imc
runnJogiand Jo not laww V.h)
Jon t .slt1" J-.o""'
Annual Lewis & Clark College crime report, 2003
JAN FEB .MAR APR MAY JUN JUL AU6 SEP OCT NOV DEC TOTAi. Theft I (ow:r $750) 0 1 3 I I z 7 8 5 0 30 --
I Theft 2 (betweui $50 & $750) !i 2 5 4 2 .. 6 10 8 2 50 Theft 3 (under $50) 0 I 2 z 0 0 0 2 7 3 I 0 18 Cruninol Mtuhtef (property dcimage) 7 15 19 20 I 5 !! 7 .3 10 9 112 1>,str,bution of o Can1rolled Subs-ton.ce 0 0 I 0 0 C 0 0 0 0 0 2
,Possession of a Controlled Substonu n , 0 0 0 0 C 0 0 0 0 0 2
Arson 0 0 0 0 z tJ C 0 I 0 0 0 3
, Horo.ssment 0 3 J 2 0 0 C: 0 I 4 2 lb Hit & Run 1 0 0 0 0 0 C 0 0 0 0 I z Trupcw 0 0 I 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 J
B~lary 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 z 0 8 Public Incfecencr I 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 l
Assault -4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 () 0 0 I I TOTAL 15 25 31 36 6 10 7 11 33 3" 23 15 2-46 It.us Thon on Ox. -Srudent Conduct RefetTOI 3 11 4 .0 I 0 3 13 8 8 6 68
~~,, or lou,I r.-11111 i\ \1u>d111im1. mil'>IIJ' i:r.dflri
the Pton<'cr Lug. October 2.2.. 2.00-1 7 -Arts & Entertainment-
Some love for / 'I Huckabees
"4010 ccunt1Y,::, ;otJM CCfT\llf ,ox
Dustin Hoffman, who plays existential detective Bernard Jaffe, prepared for the part by
studying videotaped lectures of Robert Thurman, a renowned schota.r and Professor of
lndo-Tlbetan Studies at Columbia University.
By Stephanie Beechem
I dcml l,ncr,,, ,bn111 )OIi bu1
I tlon I rrx1 kind!)· 1<1 cure hnlr
hc,n., m 1hr middle ,,1 mo\"IC 11•
1lcs When I "em 10 «< 1hc ne"
sucwb.all film I I/tart flucl:dbct>.
I d=d m d~guLst JnJ rchi..,d
10 ,dmu, upon rr1um1ng 10 tam
pu~. whcrr rd btcn Wh.u, •II«
all, 1> J hc.,n doing In i mcMc
utlcl ,\nd "h.it In ~IUI, n.imr 1>
J huclc.11xc7
I don't know abouL
you, bur I don't
reacr kindly co cuce
little hearcs in the
mid die of movie
tides.
Anyway, my plclnan plnlo•
soph,al commdcs. th~ qurs­
uuns-and mJny othcrs-w,II
he, ,,dd~ in Jue nnic Jas.>n
Sthw'1!\ml31l, wh<l I SUSp<LI win
iO<ll\ ,c.i..h 1hc ~JIU> ,,r cuh fa.
wmc movile ho111c-m 1hc ,cm
of, s.l), \IJrk RufT,110 m J•kc C,)·1-
lcnh.uH.l 1h~ 1,..,1, l.«;t ~• 1he
ltom of 1hl< >CTCWball comcdr
Schwon.mllln pl:1ys Alben M.1r­
kavsk1, on cnv1ronmcnul OCIIYISI
who 5ttlcs 1hc a,d or IWO tlCll,lC\I•
11.tl dcirw,-,s, lkm•rd <• sham·
lu1rcd Dusun I lolfn»n) ~nd V.\"•
Inn (LIi) Tomlln), to Jc1c.rm1nc
tht •lgmfic.,ncc of three s«m•
mg!) rand<>m cou1< ldcnco Oh,
yeah. Qnd the meJmng t>I hunun
(Xl.,t(OC'C
h's J ,tll)" prcml~ 01 cour,c
bu1 JU."1 deep cna11gh 10 ptqtic
one's cunos11y un. il5 llem.,rd
>U(1.!1CSl5. 1hc, Unl\Cl>C be, Cl(•
plo1ned \\1lh J blanket> M1)\h1 one 1c;ich pl11l,""'ph1,-al nlr­
\·.ui., hy m<d11alm!t 1n.o.uk a
bod) b.1i'
And 1Ju1~ anl) 1hc, lxg1n­
nm~ Emcr 1hr q:<>11l.lmuc:.d.
R'<i•l3tcd Bnld UuJc Lm I •n
c.\ct..:Ulh'c tc.,r tht: mtp;&<,H•
poralion llud<.1bcc;, .ind ltts
brumlec, 1t1rlfr1,nd D,wn lN"4>­
m1 W,11,l, l lu,lc.1bcc, pctk)
blonde ,po~mocld Ther .11e
worlcing runLlU>ly It\ "'"""
Alben~ cnm-.mmcmal re:,cr\'c
mm an ad omf)31gn ror their
gi.1111 '""" ,\lhtn, cllon, ,.,
pm't'nt the l luck:ibecs· e><p:in•
sum seem luulc until he mctti
Tomnl)' \~l,trk \\.1hlhl!q;l ,1
fdlU\, ,Utnl "I w tmtc111.w
dcl(.:tl\,... l<'rMl) i. looking
r,,, JIIS"<l'S 10 ,ht big qu~l(III>
mall the M\>ng pL1<:.-The 1wo
1mmcdlJld) l((~n~ 1hc1r
ph1losophl~•I shrml-.1<) aml
,.,, <1111 IO rum 1he h,o "' bath
Br•d Jnd D~wn. thus 1hwJmng
Huck:tbtts' plan
I r's a silly premise,
of cause, bur just
deep enough co . . pique ones cunos-
1ry.
Am1d:.1 ,II or 1hts, ,\lh,,n1t
hired dctrut,·cs att bl.IS)• I\Xll•
mg OUI JII lhc Huk thR)' trul~
In ht, hf,~ro, cx;unplc. 1h.11
he h1Jo ph111os ,,r hnrudl tn
• h'<;.31 <hop-tn hopb of Jr.
tcnn1mng th< gmurr ,1gn1h­
c.-nc.: .,r h,~ C(llncldcnas The
nt.ldcap action that ensue,, "'
nd,culous and dis101mcd and
the quc,uons this film >sks
.trc so cc.ccntrtQliy cxpJnswc
8 the Pioneer Log. October 22, 2004 1h.11 .omcum.-; 11 gets 10>! tn u.s 011,n
amh,ue>n rvenuull)· "" lc•m 1hc
connn:1~ ht-lY.l"("n Alhrn~ t\lln­
ctdo:1140, DUI .di 1he run ,~ ,n 111(
Joumt)· 1hct-c, n<>I tn the uh1m.11c
1r>alutmn, whteh "mocc of 1111 .mll•
d1mix dun ;lll cx~<icm ~I rc, eLlu"n
All-in-all chis film is
a romp, and an ec-
. . cencnc amusing one
ar c:har. Don'r avoid
ic just because you're
embarrassed by tbac
lircle heart.
Rlslcmg • gR:11 dul of my <tnt·
m.tllc .-n:dll;,1l1ty, I \\111 s.i) 1lu1 M•rk)
\IJ1k ••"<d tin, liln1 Yes, you ht.ird
II here hr,i-formcr while mppcr
ond puneyor ,,r men~ underwear,
\\'.ihllxri:, sa,-.s I /lr~11 lluclcabm.
shn-stup1d 111le and .iU. from com•
pk1~ •nd u11rr failure, nlth1 c1u1 from
under lu,. eswblifflcd J11d lcgillm.1te
co-sta~ His wcirkmgrnnn ~iuc ol
humor •nd h.iph.ua1d fJc1ol h.11r arc
• pnfc.:1 fotl for Schw.irtm1,,n\ flrl5·
uncl)· exprt>..,he la,.t, 3nd 1hr) h.i,c
1hc cheml51<)· 1hn1 airri~ tht> film
l..lw and WJtlS JIC surprtS1ngl) bck­
lUSlcr ~ 1wo schcnung socul climb­
ers. "nd 11 WJJIS was included JU>I
lor her preuy face. 11 backfires. she
spend, ntOSI of 1h, mm•i, 1n O\"CrJl\s
and 4 h.>nru:1, t.allng ni=y lood I
know, I know, 11 wn) be cxpL:tinetl.
but lmlc In thtS movu: an . .,.,,hou1
11:><tng onc.,tr tn 1hr =r mnanh of
ph1losaph1-,l •b).,... Bu1. Jll-ln-•11.
1h1> film., ii rump, and an ca:cmnc.
Qmusmg one 01 1hi11 lx>n) "'"'d II
J'™ bcuusc, you'rc cmbarr~ hy
1ha111111, hcan Four reasons
to get off your ass
The Pioneer Log's Weekend Guide
Com Mal:"
ln h<1nor ol the 200" /\nm,ersary 1.111hr lCW\$ ~nd a,,k c:.•
r,Juwn. ~U"1cl. lsbnJ IS k:uunng a corn nlll:t 1h,t look. hkt
S..c1g.,\\,--ll, h.stJ from ,m ,1en.1l ,1c\\
To '"" th,-ma:, [n.mt .fflO\t, ,'bit 1l>c wch-<Jtt
"ww pumpl11np,1ch com Whtl.: )'QU arc 11-tm:, pnru ,,ui .1 .,..,upon
tor a dollar all admli6ion-1hc O,m M111..c ,._,II Ix h•uni& 1h15
woc,knld ilf\J ll('l(I Wttt«,nd starung 11 1 OOpm
II )~>U go \,SIi the rn.uc. n1.1lc.c >Un: IU Chee~ OUI the pump~ln
p.,u:h as\\cll You can rick an 11\\'t"<>nl< pumpktn to'·'""' for• ltulc
ckcor•llan b.-forc ~fallow,::rn, Uld they •I~• 51:II pumpkm can mg
~ 11> for 1h,-.sc, ot )\JU who un:n t "° ui-a.uvc or an:n 1 .un: wl\;11 10
Clll\"('
Mier p1d..1ng 001 1h.11 p,1kc1 pun1plan hor on the harndc "'
wut the h,y m.tu, both are fr,x or dt.1'11( lk<iili-l 1ht ~hon .,.,.m,­
Ur,, there•" n1.111y 01h<1 D<l1'11te< on S.uvi,s lsillnd lo 1'11)0) dut•
mi: the month nr f>..tub.:1 Th, wd!Wtr t,,,,i.,1~ lholl lh hkt .I a,unty
IJII, SI) 110 •nd ch«k II &>UI 1h1, --~ckend for rouHt-ll1
lh, Cam \l.11:.c wtll be <>prn ~uncily-luc,dar o 00,,m • (I OOf,nl
\\l:dn<><IJ)' ~1Urda) 9 001n,-It' OOpni
H,,un1,-d M.u.:x: ilnd-llnl 2<11h-'.lht
!>o1u,,c~ t.!iind 11'>!>!5 NW C:tlhh•n Rd
C om \ !Ji.:i: ~O
W\\W.f'UTI'lpktnp.ll•h com
li<ecrtt Ma;,hln~ pla,· with lnlcfl>lll
Th< ,uddml)' bu.:..:"<>11h) n,>1 lltnd Seer, I M..:h1nt,, \\!in bur,i
""'" 1h, :,,.en,: wnh 1hc11 Je!,111 ~lhum ·fn,m 1-lcn: b NO\\hrrc, re
kastcl Ill \I.I) "'<'" ahgncd I<' httbm, 200is II b.tncl l1om In 1),11~
In the Litt 90. .ul<I reL...;Jtcd 10 ~cw ~or~ t:uy In m.-rnt cl.rs. Ihm
h;inJI; ,ound rclk,u on cdn:11c-1Ls<cmhly ol 111011<11<, • L.•ud­
mo111l ,:ii c:oml>tn.mon ol folk n>d. ind c rl)(k """ l")•·h•dd1a. with
• pln<h ol pa~ 11ml a bn al raw J\10\"1! :,ccm. Mahmcs pl.ti
on 1hr1r .,w,, su,.,..-, ,hnian~ I~ l)'l'ic3l inllucnu-:in,! rxptc1,ltk'11$
or mo.km m..k b.mtb, 111J the\ b.t\'C I po,.,n, cncrio t.lu1 tr.msl.11r,
1n10 "g1t'UI ll\-c ,lmw 'Cl, II )OU 1'f1J•') Ille hh·• .,f The lllnJ lllld
Pink l'l";d. cha:k out :>c( rn ~li.:h111e,. 1ounng now v. uluuh-f.-oi•
lie l'OCM'll ln1trpol
.SC:cn:1 ~Li.hi"""~..- pLi)1ng Sunda> 01.1 ~+ at !IMC t..l')st.11 lltll
-Srcph,uur B<rd,,m
lntcmatiomll Alm F~1lval
fh,, Third 1..11hu1c 1'1d> .11 lrw1< & t..1.uk ho,,i,-d 1ht ln1rm.11wn•
•I Film Fc:.l<'.tl lhi:. w~,lc. lite> ha1c -.hown hln,, lr,,m \Jtloth Jtu1.,.
c,( 1h,· world 111duJ1ng "Sc\'t'n ,unur.u; ■ J•I"'-ftlm Umh,dla.<
of Chcrbi,urg.· • f rrnch ttlm. "Winp;, .,f Dl;,.irc • • C,cmun film and
Urteffill Parodiso." "" IU1lwn filnt
11 you lu,'Cnl "''" in) hims m the c.:impus l1111:m,mon,I I ,Im
fffll\-al m.1kc sun, y<•u i:<> chcd< ,, 0111 1h1> wcckmd :'>atunla> JI 7
00 pm 1h,·y will ,he,\\ .1 Clt11l<S< hhn c:1lltJ lltto 1n Council Can1•
he" On Sund.iy at 7 00 pm, •ls<• in C..,un, ii Clt.;nnt,,;r,;, , R=
f-thn 1111\!d "RUS<lJn Ark" .,.,11 bt ffl<•\\TI
·Ktliey \\nlhng
Myfmrl.ad)
~I\ fuir u1J>. p<'rh.ips 1hc llll1'l j"mou, mmi""1 al 1b.: hhu:,-, 1hr
g,:n1u, l emcr ,1.nd t ... '<~ .d.ip1.111on ol uC:Of'JI.< ll<m.ml <;h.tw~ pli)
Py,;m,lik10, b pl•"nR ut Ponlund~ Nc..-nwL n,.-a.1rt until Sulld.i)
Oct H ~W, f.un<>U< by th< Uk~ of Rex H.im,on, Julie Artd1c1<1
.tncl t\udm lkpbum. 1hc 196-i lilm ,-c~k>ri w,,n «glu Olc;ar, und
much cnu.:al 111.,:Li,m
The mu..,.nll ~ a hlklnn~n or,._ 111.11n dwru:cr gu11<r ,ntpt
FJiu Ooolntlc <;he ~ ,n.,ich,,d hum he, unlulf1ll1ng Joh, pcddllng
llov,~rs 1n 1ht: shnru 01 Londons ~nl Ci.udcn-. gcnllcm•nly btt
Bt.::.i mu,'C> up 1h1oui;h 1hr ,;ink, of lon,;wn~ tligh Souc:ly, bre~k•
in~ hean.< 111d 1mpr~ng rophy Her J,h1cvcmcnLS ~re ~ gnind
1hc,u!(h, th.n • ,oon find., htrsclf • lad) ..-uhoui •n} mGm, no
lt•hl,?<r hi for 1hr l(llllcrs. nn, 1 rut,· ru for th<-"orld .uound 11<,r 01 s,:,
,hr lb.Inks or COtU:k, ,11 lht bloopers m.tdt b) ~ -~ ml•<:~
-..on~tn l'M\'tng Int<> a IYW ""rid 4tJd much hum<>mw. ,ublc'1
So. If ,01,·rt • fan of·.:t>mcdic~. vr i1R' krn, 10 ht~r '°'"" of 1hr la,i
"1111111~ n'IO>I Limril'\ •ho" -tune.. chc.k <>111 M) folr /.;td)­
l'La)tng. fnd.i), 0,1 22 ~, SOOpm
S.11urda), Oc1 2} •• 2 1l()pn, ~nd S OOrm
:,und.,y, 0..1 H ~1 l OOpm
Nc.,.1ruark The.tire 1111 ~ W 81o,dw.1)' -Arts & Entertainment-
south Park creators mock everything American
by Craig Beebe
T"<> ,-.,rd, 10 sum up Trom
,lrnc,n,a; 11\!rld 1\111« Man
oncues II\,:
hs 11.11urJI 10 bc ., b11 •P­
i>«h<lbl''t "'hen wJlkang tnin l
m"',c from Trey l'ilrkrr Jnd MJII
!>lc>n< As gt>O<I hbcrals, mos,
lrwt5 & Cl.ir~ 1>1udcn1> ,arc wur-
11cd 1hcy11 he .iffcndcd hj• wh.u­
.,.,,, the,c, South P<1rk =~to,-,
prod114.-.: I um nu ••ccpuon
And as I s.,c m chc mO\,c 1ho11er
on Sund•y. Wllt<:hmg the mom
fill wich trcr1.1gcrs •nd guys "'h"
look II~ they forgot th.,)' aren\
t.,.nag,,rs ln)'ffl<lrc, I bcg.m 10
WOW n<l''OU> I had helltd 1hc
rumor< Wlu1 ~bout that no­
corious >t'X ~nc. whid1 lud in
be «l11cd down bca>U>C II had
ongmall) ~med 1hc monc lln
NC-17 raungl Wlu1 about com­
mon bound> ol humnn drc,ncy
and count§)', the lhlng, th~r band
our cul1ur, lORClha and dllow !or
usu, U,·e m a tomfpnablc, well­
funcuonmg -«tcty>
And 1hen I remembered 1h1> b
I ml>\~< hum lh( <re.ti()!> or :,.,,,ch
P111~ I should be r,ady 10 Ltugh
}1151 let g<> Jnd Liugh
On chm b·d. Ttam Ammw
did n<'I dL'l.ll>Jl'''"t
Th< mo~c opcn• wt1h o sh\ll .,r • rc:ill) ltmblc ru.trloneue II\
flOtlt of • p<>0rly drawn pk111rt
c>I P:an~. which the SU'c:CI\ inform.,
u, 1> ~.000 mil"' ra,i t1f Atll<'li,a
Thi> opening shOI supposcclly
caU$td 1 Pammounc =•ttvc
10 ,hm,t • tncy --,:kcd u.s1 .tt an
m11t.1l -.cr,'<:n1n11,. und I was abo
• hulc perplexed 6u1 suddenly
the camera pans ouc •nd we Stt
;m :ictually -.,:II del.llilcd 1m:igc of
!'Jns. '"lh nuntin,ucs p<rform­
,ng ""l}~hmg fmm mtmlng 10
k>lhpop-lltkmg, «rolling ah,ng
cht <Uttts 1n • pcao:lul "''ll)'
Suddmly "C g,:1 ~ ~01 of
1hm: or four men "1th beards.
IUffl:lns and ,-e:,y Mgry fllCCS.
They art spc:ilung anochtr bn­
j\Ulll\C. of which W1' onl)· un­
dm111nd wotds Ii~• "Jihad" ond
"Osam• • Thl'Y CUT)' bridcnses
.,,,h blinking l1gl11s, which we arc
Cfflllln •n: WMOs (lley. W. we
found 1heml)
Then our hemes nm>t-TCJm
Alnc:nca • group of lour :,cUon• rc.ldy manoncllt:$ ..,,1h dlJTcci:ru
skills. flying In on ncJIO pLlncs
ond helicopters The ltm>rt.si•
1mmcdw1cly open firt. and •
~'llnfigln ensues, In which 1hc tcr­
mrL>LS miss C\'tl} ~hot .md TC11m
Amtnc• dt>troy> m0>1 ol P•n• m
•n :uccmpc lv lull them
W11h this, che movce getS roU­
ang ,\n oc1or n~mcd G:iry-ror­
rmcly s1amng m 1hc mu<aol
le-on 8roodw• ► (theme song
"Evnybody hilS AlOS").....L, IC·
cruhcd 10 Jct ~ • tcrronst an ,,r.
dcr 10 find uuc chc bJd guys n<lCl
pllln G:iry h"> • tlllngerous rolt
Ht must us.: hi; bugh.tblc acting
skills. whtch llC\,enhclw seem 10
anuu cvcl}·onc ebc m 1he film.
lo mfilttalC • l(tTOnst mttllng.
and he must ronvcn~ the mhcr
members or chc •= 1h.~ he b
What's QuiVaH??
by Thom Jacobs
Do )l>U llvt In r-T11..,1\1 Of
11,ur,c ynu cl,, At~ )OU '"•"')'•
1'!\t or over> \\ell. )llU mtghc be,
,.,t,hc>ut, pll>><»lun ,,r ., IJbc IO
IU r,t ... ny In O~n Oo~1•l1 hk,
hap-hopl \\lll, ch,· hdl kno"o7
Anr ... ,y. (!cnl'~II. 1hc hap-hop
b.md ol \\ h1<h lln:u l'.isclul IC
r-.culty Member .anal perru,.,.,n
ln.<lnlft~r 15 0 nl<Ctnh.: I r .l."-h.tl
don Jooblc JUI) In ht\ t...nJ
pl.lpng ~lh ~cybo.trd anJ pcr­
cus.uon. •nd , ,,.,neJ b} • Jrum­
mtr ba,\..,,._. M_uHa.n~ .ind l\h1
\1(-'llllJ • DJ. lor whflm th.: hJnd
IS n.,m,:d 1Qulnq ,nJ llm·cn
Chance •nd Vcgcn G,les11.1nu:I
l~ 1hm: fnundmi: mcmbc:rs ol
1hr band hJ,·c spent the l.i.,1 11,·e
1t:1rs ,.-;cmbhng a g10Up c-npabk <>I ctcJllng • dbtinct, lhc ,ound
-'iClfflcthmg to mlke 1hc1r 111oup
'1Jnd ou1 •mon~ 1hc commu­
"''> ol hip-hop Jn1>1s
. Qu1\'.1H 1nu1rpnr.u.-,; clcmcn1>
ul hap-hop. funk .ind 1= Wun
su.h cll\·crsc mu.k.d 1nflumc<.
.i.:cenccd hy 1hr va11ccl 1""'1<­
gmund;. of •~ hJn,I 111,.-mbcrs,
en ,1dd11111n 10 ch.: ,aw lyna. •nd
fa« -..)!., (.."'11:iH l< qutekl) he•
01mtng klltl\"-"TI c;,n ., Llrg..-r. r,·co
"'"dd"1dr ,..;,le
The group relr~...:d • new CD
tn Apnl <11 2tl(l,4 cnmlcd lln-.tl<
chc I luld .tnd ,~ <Urn:mlv wor~­
tng <'It J DVD re,·onllng ,,f the
rclctast-(Mn) In .tJd111l>n 10 1hc1r
m:,1td1ng work. 1hr) pl.t)· lt,c ,in
Fnt!J). 0..1 2~ Jt 9 10pm ,II 01c
Ohm 31 !II\\' I ,\, c good mough Ill work .. ,,h them
f.lul l"\'CI)' clmt Te•m Amcrac•
he.I(!>'""· chc:y •I"•>• >«m 10
descro)' h.111 chc counll) chey .uc
IT)~ng 10 .a,·e \\t w;nch che Ea­
llcl Tnwer ,md 1hc l>ymm,ds 1111
a.s 1hc Team pursu~ 1<rmnstS l)'Wood c<.'lmmunll)\ p,lllkularly
1he film Actors Guild, lrd h>'
Alec llald",n A puhhc rtbi1Pns
baulc-and liter more v1olcn1
cocounltrs-<nsuc bee""'" ahc
FAG JnJ Tc.Im Amcnu Mc.,n­
while. be.hind nll 1hts, Kam Jong
U of Nonh Koru I> plJnnmg the
-m051 ,olussal 1crror1St Juo.:k c,i:r
l might be ashamed (911111nic,2.-+63.hc!.3>.,·>
In chc gr.ind tr.adman of their co like Tean, Atner- fll'C\10US work--!he •fomncn­
ica, for all its crude­
ness and sophomor­
ic humor, but [ just
can't help ic.
Th1> tendency for d,scruuaon
h.b Jngortd many ,n chc Hui-lloncd canoon scnc,, and chc
undcmacd corned)· Ol)lavno­
Purker ond Stone~ new m•n•
o~uc 11C11<1n/romtdytrom.nncc
t5 filled with all types or humor,
som, or which work anJ some,
cha, don\.
Much of che humor rtllb on
,1gh1 gags. unsurp11Stngl): ,md
thN •n: chc weakest poams or chc m=c ,\p1X1mllly the ,Ja.
"''"~ rrh the) could slw" J
!1~ m1>1'l: with pupJ)<b th.an wnh
l"'"Pk, lnd i,<> ch<") ~""' .1 1,,t
nlPrt ,\Joe mo1c \\c "'•c.h \\h.tt
Rill) be chc 11"'>1 d1sgu>11ng , .. mu = l\•c <\tr wune,.,cJ, thcr,:
Jrc: bt>dJo n, ... 111ng •rc>und ofter
•n cxpl0$l0n 1n PanamJ • ,cnam
hO!dog-lo~ng d1ll'.umcm,I)· hlm­
fflllkrr ci.pfodt-,.. •nd )<> thrrc
b cite mf.im<lll~ sc, ~en<, wluch
che) must n,>1 h.th cdltcd clown
mu,h, con,idcnng whJt has b,:cn
Ide
On chc ,>thcr h.tnd the film
makes grc.,1 use of L111gUJ1,'-'-lll·
eluding• htL,nou, •nd <>ddl) JP·
pmpn.t1c <1mpltlic.i11un or world
polttlC> down 10 chrec pans o/ chc
hunun .m.1tomy
There IS •n n"c""mc
soundtrack. lncludtng u l"l"<r
balhld :ibow huw much chc m,,.,c
P,a,t Hart.i, sucked(" J Incle m<1rt
th.m I m~ y<1u ) ,ncJ • l\ll'.kang
chcme .ong ,,tiled Amenca­
F' •k Y,c.1h•· K1mJ<1n)\ II, 1hough,
stub chc ..ho" ,..,,h chc u11c1I)'
hllanou, .,nd i.....,,e;tll} nllcn,,.·c
•1 m ~ Ron<'}', ., hanlth h.ill.1d
abo111 1hc dl>Jd\'JntJRO <11 betni: •
nuhk-..,, kJrctl d•<l,1t"r
llu, nlU\'at doo rc,1u1re t gu.td
dbcancmg ,,r 1hr viewer fn•m
wh.u is h.Jpptmn.: "" scrcc,n h •
J b'O<IJ Idea IU wl.t J J«p btt'Jlh
ho:lor. <ntcnn!l 1hc 1hulcr ,..,m.
mu )'"Ur<ell 11,, lccnng go ol wh.lt
\htLllll' ,,fiend, <'r tx,chtrs y.•u.
w,d prtp.1rt ICI JUSI t.uw,.
Som< h.l,-e ari;ued th,11 1h1s
mo'1e sh-,\IS r,rker ,md S1onc lo
be closet ngln-wingers, espeo.1U)
with tlleir skc~nng or hbcril
Hullrwood. I felt chcar cnuu,m
,prc:;id m,,,.. bro.,dl)· tlun 1lu1,
and a lilllc b11 has been n::.c"cd
for JII grou~ ln"'1hcd, from tcr
rottsts •nd dacwors. 10 Holly­
wood ,md uml.iacml Amcnc,-:is­
world-pohcc bclt.-.,:rs (Notabl)
~bslem from 1hc mo,1e, however
IS ony ma1or Ammc;in politk1,n.)
In th<! end, .tlmo« ,-vcl}'('n< g<1s
msuhcd, whtdl b wh.11 nuk(s
l'llrkcr and Scone 'iO damn g,>Od al
what they do
I nughc be 115lurncd 10 hke
Tram Amtrtca, r,,r all tts cruden~
and sophnmo11c humor. bu1 I Just
can) help 11
JM>TO cxunur or Q.Nlrl
the Pioneer Log. October 22. 2004 9 ----Sports----
crew squads dominate at Charlie Brown Regatta
Varsity eight teams
sweep races at LC's
home competition
by Christle Wright
The l.tw1s & Onrk crew 1.,,m
"•ncd .-.fl 1hr 201)4.2005 """5()n
b.st weekend w11h four wms ru
the O,,,rl1c S Brown Re11,111a,
w11h a s,wcp uf v1c1oncs In 1hc
,•,l'\lly Cl~t t\'CRI>
The nirn!< 1'3r<ll)' <1gh1, the
womens v,trSII) c1gh1 1he scc"nd
womens v.1rsll)' c1gh1 .,nd the
women', RO\'ICC clg/11 .ill 100k r,r.,i
In their cHnl!
LI>! weekend~ compcuu,m
on 1ht \\ ,llumcuc RI\W bruu¢,1
ro"'-crs from l nl\-cm1y ol Puget
Sound. r.ii:,fit Luther.in Uni,..,,..
"'Y Jnd Wtll.tmcuc Unlver<U)' ''We have high expectations of ourselves.
·We wane co live up co che legacy left by
• the past rowing reams."
1rnn> of showtng up ru proctlcc,
bm m hll\\ they <how up. ThC)·
•re working incredibly hard on
Jnd off 1hr W'1tcr.
Intense pr.11.IICC> on 1hc "'"'t
e:irly m the morning h.ivc patd
olf ·our co;Khes tu,·c high
cxpccrn11ons 1>! us. s.1td A.iron
Hel"\h ('08). who r.:,wed m 1hc
men~ noviec c1j\h11h1s werkcnd
w,. h.i,c high cxpcctuLlons of
ourscl\•,s Wr w:m1 to lh-e up 111
1hc leg;q ltf1 b) the pasi roWlng
le:l!m -Aaron Hersch
~1rong confac:nu and 11 ,..c
d1dn) h.l,·c ~tools hk.-UPS
ou1 1hcre we woultln~ hc :i.,
Slt0ng .u we .,n:. ,;,ld Spill•
ane •11 ccruilnly nu~ 1hc
learn hungry•
The women~ team also
ended Slrong. wuh 1hc var,,uy
four fini,hmg ~cclnd hchlnd
UPS n,, JV four teams Jin.
lsMd s«Olld and fir1h. ond 1hc
!eCOod •nd 1h11-d nCM<:c eight
1unu fini,hctl second Jnd
1h1rd behind Wlllanttllt I
I • • .. • ·-- - _ .. -4 - .
Che men\ varsur clght but
ou1 UP'i hy 4l Stt<>1ld.s whh
a 11111c or l 3 l-1 TI1e w,11ncns
, .. r<uy c1gh1 100k fu-st ahcud uf
ur:, w11h ,, umc .,r 14 4 I and the
women, s«ond varsll)' e1gh1 nlso
cumr ou1 tlO top •t I l:33 The
women~ novice C1gh1 h•d • ume
or 17.03 The mcni ttJm finlsllffl 1hc
du) strong With 1hc JV eight
commg m <ccood 10 UPS TI,c
no,,,c;t four c~mc m second mnd
1l11rd bchmd PLU and 1hc no,·•
ice etll,!u r,n1shtd second The
,..irsuy fours :tlso ftnlshcd sec­
ond behind UPS and 1hcJV lour
1earns fmiw:d -«0nd and third
behind Plu LC l5 up and romlng 10
be one of the best cit% m
1ho west: s.11d Hersh ·we're
compcllll\~ and w-c have done
bcuer than cc,·er)'bcxly thought
we would· n..-1e:1m w,11 end us fall
SQSOn this weekend at the
UPS/PW lmfa111011ill In \',,';ish­
mgton They1I $Ul1 back up
In thcspnng "40tOS IYNJ/JlffA~ The crew squads train on the WIiiamette this week for their
final regatta, the UPS/PLU Invitational this weekend.
·(ThL~ rears learn has) ft
i,trc.ucr cornmumrm.· ~td \":lf'i.tty
rn.u:h TC"<.1 Splll~ne "Not just m -We Jtt In an 1noed1bl)
Golf second at Fall Classic
by Emily Hunt
Thc wt1mcn, !)>If 1c.am ct1m­
pc1td JI 1hc 'lnnhw<$1 Conlcr­
<n« fall Cla.s;tc t1n 0.:1 17 •nd
Ill JI lho T.,k.11cc Goll u,ur,c
rn \1.lsken.,e Bndg,.-Ore Tc».1
n,rhd (·1lb) 100k Im• .ind '1an
Kolllkt ('05l 11cd for thud m the
1uunurntn1 The 1e.1m fmL•hcd In
second pl.ice O\trJll
\1 the 1w,>-d1t)' tvum.1mcm
1he women tfJllcJ I>)· 12 ,m,~
af1cr 1h~ hr.t JJ) l)n 1hc >«t>nd
W). the) The ream went on co finish '<virh a 714,
only six strokes off firsr-place finisher
Pacific University.
came b;1<.k 10 tum tn the IO\\t'SI
l<Jm -.:on: of the lU)'. clln,hmg
1 «:L-und pl.1t.c hm,h 1 he te•m
"cnt on 111 finL,h woh .i 7 Ii,
t>lll) YX •tr1,lte:, t>fl fust-pLk.t
lt11bhcr r ... 1r1c L lllVCl'\II)
Dlebcl ,hol •n A 1 on 1hc hN
d.i) ,nd an &I 1hc: -ccond, giv,
,ng her J fin.:il KOl'I: of lt>7. edg­
ing ou1 1hr compeuuon for hr>t
pince Kutake s 171 n1rnrd her •
1h1rdp1Jccuc
i\J.., LPmpctmg Jml
u>nlrlm.lllng Ill 1l1t
-.«11nJ,pl.1<c fin•
l.J\ wrrc c .. ul)
Wnght (-O~l,
Ja11<:1 fn:
crl<s ('On,
M•n•n•
n.l Cior•
d u n
( 07 l and LJurcn 5chmltlt-D1p.10L1 ('07)
Wrtgh1 lmpr.,,ro htr fir'll d.l)' >Cl'IIC
b,· 1cn .;imk<>. helping 1hr f"lun, ~r.
1n then .. umcb.,, •
•,t,U $1~ pL!)tr> «>ntt1buted cl·
1h,·r the liN or ,ccond day D1chd
,ud
·wen: 11om1, LO hc rro.ll) strong
fnr I he spnng. she 11t.lded ·wr
h.wc • hllJ\< trlm. II\ gomg 10 he
fun n .. ;,,cond•pl.tt:c h~h \IA< •n
1mprm·c1ncn1 rroin l,1>1 year, filll
Uas<lc, whnc 1hc l<Jm finbh<d
1h1nl Tt'Jm mrmbc-r. hnpc 1hc
>11t1ng >howmg at 1hc 1oum.tmcnt
v.1II 1mrulitc 1n10 • good ,pnng
~.1.sun
Tomorro", \..iwrd3)\ Oc1 24
1~ ""mens gc,11 1eim will end
thttr f.ill =n when they host
Concotdl.1 Uni\'cr>h) amJ Simon
Frasc.r Un1ve1511y at Lmit-don f •nns
GoUCoursc
RECENT STATISTICS
FOOTBALL
Willamcuc 55, LC 6
\VOMEN'S GOLF
Nonhwcst Conference
Fall Classic, 2nd place
1 Q tht Pioneer Log. October 22. 2004 WOMEN'S SOCCER
Pacific Lutheran 1, LC 2
Puget Sound 2. LC 0
VOLLEYBALL
vs. Puget Sound
10-26. 30·.28 30·25 Athlete Profile:
Gabe Nagler,
Justin Markham
Interview by Adonya OUnhallmlan
Tho< ,..., ulf i,.,u, ~•rm,h JtJ,.
t.iud "' tlrK unJ l~tfJ roam '"
fan, thry"rc k' ,tm1mturJ lo th<
iram •f'lrn ,n.,,.rcJ by crrw 1li.u
11,n, 111>1<1cJ ,,n lw\·111g lh1> be U d<>l1•
Nr p1af1k Ju<1u1 rDI•-< <tmlor ""'
f,11 1/tt /1,:h1>1ry;k1 lk1\·1<t ~1(11. 1wid,
Qi/,,: ""'" ,crokr <tell r~, tk< ,,pen
\>·rl~-ht 11(1, lo t 1",t ll(,j/t of th,m lllC
le.id(., io tJ,.,, <lWn righr • .incl crn,
f•• rhr,n l\\l \\av,1 hu•~
Sport C.r<w
Why did ,·ou join crew?
6cc.tlbc wc-~ .mtcd .tn cnuh:tn
m,m 1h.u p11shrd '" tnlo bo:nm­
mi: \he bt..S1,11hlettt 1h.11 we coold
l""'lhl) hccomc lle.!,tdr,, t\tl') • one: know, aew ,, """ .,r the
tou)tl,c,l ,pon, QUI 1h<rc
Pn:VloUs spon,: ~-rn yc:.u"
of CTI».< C(IUIIII)' ljll!MUll, SI~
V<Al'S "' >\\1nlmlng IG•hc)
Wruu l• !ht mCKI re'"•td·
Ing 1hln1t •bnu1 ett,11·1
To work h•rd 1nJmdu.tll>
1lwn put du,,. tndl\ tdu.J,
1,,g,1lu·1 •nd ,.·t 1hc n1 worl..
hO.:S\ICU ~ul tc.1m •
Wha1 arc your goals for 1he
,pnng l>tmt'Stetl
'To tru1'dmlu om po1,n11Jl
,o thllt we c:.m be wmpell·
m~ JI • t1J1ton.tl kwl •
Mu~lc 1a.su,,.· Punk Qu,unJ
clJ,"4.':11 ).'Ulm {G:ibcl ----Sports----
Against older foes, women's soccer holds its own
..,._
Madoliene Tuson-Turner ('08) (L) and Marissa Tlcus ('08)
scuffle with an opponent during their final home game.
Athlete Profile:
Adam Foote
Interview by Rebec:c:a Goldschmidt
~"'"''
( ""~.:1.11.Ulli • lt.1\..k
Run,. 81' m c rou
ulUl111) 11(1\.lm an,I
~1'n1rad,
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llome ,\r, "14, will
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11,uh ht, t,t,..,k Lab.
i!.l,'ffl
Wo,k Al th< Ubr.iry ,,rcnLi­
llt'II d,iJ;-11 tu., 1h urr,; and
J(w.11, 1,~ rr.illr bmmg m 1!1<
-\llmQl~r•
monlt' Cerni, ( «o.t "Uh
,.'t!h , ho,. ol.ue tnllk
Shof Siu: h) ,
Mu,.ir lnwal D '-(lltndtr•c~
Olhrr ~dhiue.,. I llhng. lr11,­
i,..,. ,:all. pholll):.IJphy ura .. ,ng
Do people <Hf m•k• fur, ur
)OUr l.ast na.m~l "'·'n all 1hi
1 m,-~h ,·\'l"nth 1t.nk ll.1':lu.·t
....,i i.. ,..II = lliflcrcnt !>Olly
I'"'~ d.it
fn,mtr "'~ct nl l C ~
>fQ IRl<I )~le , ll is
In, •,di, •nd no nn, r..11,, < ""
oboul grouf OJ "-tel OI.Y,'lt"
l'tl"iln.tl go•l, Im-tbi, ,,.,
wmt 10 bt • .scon~ m .. mh. r 1. • lh< lam I 1,1 •• tnJllm.l Li-t }tar
!chronic p<1111 In h.~h knees),
Jrid tl11~ 1 c.tr I "am 10 hdp tlu
LC11J11 out is mu, h .u I c.m
ra:,•nri11• "r-.atht"r to run ln
rm lrom lhc crusi . ..._, ., 50 ur
i,t\Jc~1n cl•)·. a link .,,.,ta,.
lks1 mtm<>r) horn 1hr team·
\i«-.1 \1mp<11l"-c c. ,•nus. hli::t·
oor ~und.J) run., "h,, h ~n: our
lung run,. Jiu.I bondmJ( wllh 1hc
wlffi
Mo"I c:.mh:.irr.t~,rng ~1w1r1, 1rio­
rnc-n1 r\t Ill\ t.<rtd1 tclll..:c t, k
tnct.l Ul) ..ophonM.>h. )'\••Ii ~ t
tngh ,-.-1t,.,.,t I ~:u in thi I.N I0,.1
rnrlm(II my ,.ice ~nJ I puked
\I)' mc>m w~ ,n 1hc stands Jr\d
thought I w2 pulun,: hk>nd ,
,h.:. tm out 10 heir me llut mv
c.11f!(!r1t11L.~ \\fie 1rL11t,'t'l) 1.unc
CUIIIJ ,rril 10 MIU1C "'"'l'IC \\
usn1 11, wt•r~ the 11wr,1hons
:m,J l"'ople ,-.,uld " J1 ,tu, r
1hnn1ehn Last second goal leads
Pacific Lutheran over
Pios on Saturday; loss lo
Puget Sound on Sunday
extends losing streak to
ten games
by Ethan Stone ,,,, h 4n[lp ·d the <Inc~ b,-lorr
umc nin out r'flur ~-\;<mds lllfl•l
th< r,os round 1hc:111><h·cs "1lh •
lu1c ~ in 1ht b3<k ol 1hc ru."l
Jnd )l't Qn,111-,r notch on a l<1,1ng
41,·.1!. 1h,1, h,ecn hmgtng :uound
for m·cr :a munlh
Th.ti ,11(;1].. ,unrd wuh ~ l.1..i­
m1nmc t, ... , JI the L'nl\"<:f'III)' 11I
l'ug,1 ~nd on Sept 18 and nu
~und•)· th< l.,dt<,, f•C\'d the l.og•
J!<'f'I fot annthtt sho..,Jown 1hb
urnc •thorn, Bui II rook hulc cf
fon for the bd1cs Imm 1hc ~•und. rhml II>'"" I,,.. m rh, lut•I !la
M'<'oml,; 1\nck,1111s s;i1d \\c ve
bern "''en!) nu1,hcJ m •Im<"'
ti en· ~-1 Ins ) c.u
Nr\·cnhde,, AllLk..u.tu ~
h.1J1p) "'th ttl< pe1lonn.1n« <>I'
the 1c= 111 '" hr>I )<'Jr.,,• \JI·
-ity "fl"" • fhC)' re d<>llljt • grc,11
)l>b • he ~hi '\\~·.., '1.tnmg
c1gl11 11t rune l~mcn ag.iln.'1
t<om, w,rh •II JUm<"" ,,r ..:mo~.
and they're holding their own
"We're laking out lump,, l,e.
<JU)Ce "t h.t,·c 10 1h15 ) cJr he The Pll'nttr \Hlmtn~ '-'X"cr
>qll.ld 11.0 """ a 1t,1 mote g.imo
rhitn 1h,:1r humble 2· 10-1 n:,ord
OU) SUAgC51 bu, that> 011ly ,r
)'OU don I count the b.t manure
UT S<I llf th< A,,mc
TI,c l:,Jte:, rn l)r.tnl,'C .ind hl:,ck
fnhttro List S,uurd.a)•, Ckt 16 ,_,
a "'nl""<""'' sub,,1111111on Jnd
c.1rncr ktck m 1hr final ,ewnd<
help<d P.1<:tfic Lutheran 10 Q ).
2 vlo10I')'. ,md the Pt,mc:crs foll
Jg;tln lo the L;nl\'tl'>ll) or Puget
Sound 2-ll on Sunda)· The g,,mo
were 1he Pms llllil ~• Gnsv.-..ld
Su1<hum btlon: IN.') hnish the
fall s.tAS<>n on I he roJd "We're caking our lu,nps this year because
we have co. Bue next year we'll sea.rt giving
th " em out.
-Todd Anckaitis
On S,iunby, !ht: Lul1e,, u-allcJ
b\· t>O< unul /\It-on lluil.<on ('()!I)
c,-.:neJ 111< mJtch at 2-2 wnh
,...., th,m • m1nu1r <1n 111<-dock
llur "uh <l\en1111c only ><<<Inds
•"'J)', the Liito cal"IM;(I • c<1m,r
ktck onJ • <ant<>tcd ,ubs11111-
uon by the P:infrc Luthn:m cumnlly runkcd s1><th m 1he 1u-
11<>n, 10 =d tht' 1'10,, p.,ckmi:
wuh • 2-0 dtlrn
·Pujt<l Sound " ~ •er;• good
tc.1111; l'i0ticcr, he.id su.u.:lt Toud
Ancka111.1 sud. nn11ng th.11 the
LuAACl"i r.anlc.e,J .1., high ., num­
ber nnc 111 1hr ruirt,:,n C1rhcr this
'>Cll~ln
But the lo,., .1g.i1n;t PJClfic Lu
1hc11m m the fin3l >"<"nd; drdn'I
>tt "'<II \\1th 1hr team 'Its our
Volleyball sweeps
Puget Sound in 3
In a big weekend, the
Lady Pios break a four­
year losing streak on
the road while defeating
conference rivals Puget
Sound 3-0
by Valarie Hunsinger
On the 1\1.1,J I.bl \\cckcnd JI
Pug,1 Sr.ltlnd 1hr Licit 1'1onee"'
fuull)· qum,ll<d then thll'!ol for
\·l,lt'I')' m 1h1i:<, g.1me, .ig;Jllbl the
L.uggc~ It wasnl 111>1 • "1n, hut
"" end to the Pio; dmughr •w-•y
lrvm hort1c-1hcy ludn I won ""
away g.,me >1nct' 0..1 27 1000. Pio-r•lhrd h "'" '\il,lll
Knn\\·1ng v.h.u v..i" ,11 ... tJM\
the: l<li;g< ... g.t, C II thctr .u In
the third hut «•uldnl lwld 11111,,
thr dd<n>tvc JrAAJn~ hi J=1,.1
\tnrJlcs (Ila> .and Kn.Im I k•<l
( OS) Jnd the"'''" block b\ tumor
mrddlr ,\11d1<) Dillin>: 1 lclpcd I>)
k~b from Ktulrr, l'ugd <;,,und
lund<d ""' the 3{1-H "1n "1th•
fc" hlocktng emir,
·1 Jm c,tron~I) pn>ud 11f ho"
thl, tc-•m lu, nmllnucd 1n work
h.trd ..i•y together, •nd tmrm,c
enough lo get anl'thcr h,g wm m
the second h~II ol our ,onlcrcn«
=n !-~id hcnd ,roch Ulrt )<p·
><n \\r Jr< >IJ)'lnJ.l Jl<"ll"< Jnd
"We are staying positive and our goal
is ro gee a few more wins and end our
• • n season on a pos1c1ve note.
And th.us nor all l..1>1 1,1«k•
end~ n1Jt<h-up "a, the l'lnru,crs
f,ru 1hr,:c-e;iruc, "'in s111cc 200l,
ru,tl 1hc1r hl"t s,,ccp r•f J ronkr­
cn« "l'fk>™'nl slll<c I lN!I
fakmit <omrol lrom th.: ru~
I'"'"' ltWI,, & Clark ""'" lnok,•d h.l<'k Th.: ~11.,I ollresh,
m.,n middle '>.n• Kcukr ru•h<:d
tht fl,c,, ;me~d "11h hn• ktlb
llicy took 1h, hru m•1d1 }(l..2c,
In tht-...,,ond. th< tc.tm l:ol"
the U)jlJ!.:l'S • .Ji,,n-h,ed r,,dln)t
ul ,·1L1or). thrn <ilttlll\· c-,u)tht
up 1,, uc-at 20-20 w1th th, htlp
,,1 Nickl ,muh C't'8) Mtcr .t le\\
cm•r< IC u:nltd 21-27, but th<--Lori Jepsen
,,ur ~JI L\ M s,-1 .1 ft·"' mol't' ,, uu..
.md end out "'""-"' on J P'"'"'""
n<'\c •
lhe Lld)' l'l,,s quu;k ,weep
lu, ch.in1,~ th,· dpunttc,, ul th,
Nonh\\'C"II C11nk1cnu Puget
~,und "lt1ch w., r.ml«d JUllt•n•
.,Uy L1<1 }c,r h•• dwr1><·d 111 ➔ I \
<l,,•rall •nd } t'I "nhrn the ron•
fcr-... -ncc fhc.-v.111 ('-,r thr t-1(\f\C(I~
mmcs them lo 1,ll ,,.·,rail ,ind
l..S tn ,onkrt'n..,(
Rrl,.,..h,J b\• th,· w,n th< Lkl)
,,,.,. "'" 1.1k, ,,n \\ hnm.111 on
01.1 21 JI 7 ,)(1pm in l'•mphn
\\(' li<o:tl :ts 111.Ut) l,n, •" JI'.,_
,rbk; ...,,d \for,k, :,dru,d ·Bur ntxt >"'•' wc,'ll li!Jn
111v1nit rhcm out
TI,r l~untcr Ldl~ "111 1r:,,d
10 P Jdfi< Unl\Cl">IIY lt> C.,c;e the
llo><c~ 1h1, S.uurda}. 0ct 23.
Jnd th<n "111 Lio: Gcol'g!' FOll on
Sund~)•. Ott 2➔ The squ.idi, 1"51
11.11rho JgJIO>I hoth the llox
er,, and the llrum, in September
ended m iurn,w 1-0 losses
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